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Cuz Chat 45 - Big Paint
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Black Magee, Jorge the Ruthless Deception and Macho Man Randy Average combine their powers to become something what resembles a podcast! Back, even though no one asked for it! The boys get in to life's little struggles, sport for the elderly (Richo) and DIY gaming rigs. We uncover a never before exposed conspiracy that may or may not be related to the title of the episode.......still to this day....nobody knows.....
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Transcript
00:00:21
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Change.
Lawnmower Troubles & Weekend Traditions
00:00:39
Speaker
Breathers, welcome back to the Kuzz Chat Podcast. You're here once again with Black McGee and more Kuzzies coming in this week, all the way from the Carrow, George the Ruthless Deception. Welcome back, Kuzzy. How's it going, Kuzzy? Coming in fresh from the old Carrow. Coming off the back of a bit of a weekend of lawn mowing, lawn mowing maintenance. Well, it is Sunday. That's the tradition.
00:01:06
Speaker
Yeah, what's your loan situation?
Should Lawnmower Blades Be Tight or Loose?
00:01:11
Speaker
I got around it with the weed eater and then the string slipped out, ran out right before I finished. And I got two rounds around it on the old lawnmower and felt like it wasn't cutting properly and then, so I get the blades are loose and then think about having to take that off and get into it.
00:01:30
Speaker
Yeah, I've been advised by the cousins that maybe those blades are supposed to be loose. So there was a whole chat happened about you inspecting the blades and they're just a bit wobbly and no matter how you tighten them up, you couldn't get them tightened so washers were installed and all sorts. Actually, I think it was another guest that pointed out that maybe they need to be loose. Joining us this week again, Macho Man, Randy Average himself.
00:01:58
Speaker
building a rain averagely Randy. Yeah, there was a bit of a crack up when I seen that all happening. I'll imagine that was a good part of your Sunday. That's fixing something that wasn't fucked.
00:02:13
Speaker
Honestly, every time I do my lawns, I'm telling you, God does not want me to have good lawns for you, you know? Every time I go out there, there's mechanical failures and whatever is going on. But we battled through, we battled through, and even though I wasn't probably supposed to tighten those blades right up, I'm happy with them being tight because, you know, if there's something in the way of my mower, I don't want it to pinch out. I want it to fucking smash it, you know? Yeah, start running it on FDS or something.
00:02:42
Speaker
I don't want no blades that just fold back, you know. I was thinking that this could actually be a karma for all the pranks with all your mates recently as well. That's how it's manifesting is coming back. You can't get your lawns done properly. Oh, you live as a trickster and then God plays tricks on you. I'm telling you this. I'm telling you this from mine. Everything happens like this.
00:03:11
Speaker
Yeah, and it's comical at times, but it's not comical when you're doing it. It's comical looking back. I wonder why they're looking back. I wonder why they're looking back. I wonder why they're looking back. I wonder why they're looking back. I wonder why they're looking back. I wonder why they're looking back. I wonder why they're looking back. I wonder why they're looking back.
Countdown to New Zealand Trip
00:03:33
Speaker
Sunday the 5th of November, just smoking through those weeks. I've got a thing on my fridge, counting down the days till I head back to New Zealand. So yes, we're knocking those offers as we speak as well. But yeah, a lot happening. Who do you guys want to start?
Rugby Updates and Cameramen
00:03:51
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I guess most recently, Kazi Richo is updated on the old rugby. He's played his first game off the bench.
00:04:01
Speaker
I don't even know the name of the team. I don't think he's really told us that yet. Unless you guys have picked that up. Nah, I guess it was just USA. Their national, their actual national team, I think. USA Rugby. Yeah, well they've got cameramen and everything. Massive, massive sort of ladders. There should be some footage out there. Some sweet leggings.
00:04:32
Speaker
I looked at that ladder and I was like fuck that's dangerous to use that on the grass over put that camera right up there because it was like a good four meter ladder Derek and Miles. I didn't actually see the ladder but he's not little. Let's have a look I think I had it up here amongst all his selfies and stuff like that.
00:04:54
Speaker
Fuck, speaking of selfies, he's running a tidy room. What's he? He's what? Pushing 60? He's on the wrong side of 50. I'll take it that much. Yeah. Yeah. Well, that's not bad being realistically like he still looks all right. Yeah. I don't think it's that small since all of them are dead fixed.
00:05:24
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Yeah, but good on, I'm getting out there like it's hard to
Rugby After 50: Challenges & Perseverance
00:05:31
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play. Exactly, like I'm 34 and I don't even want to do that, you know, like at the moment, it's just, fuck, so I'm getting in there, like I said, wrong side of 50. And it's first.
00:05:46
Speaker
particularly when the mind is willing but the body just can't react or like I think he said those those stingers you think you can handle just really don't do anything for you when you run. The old stinger does fuck with your mind a little bit you know you only get so many when you play like you know I can definitely count on two hands probably the amount of stingers that I've had
00:06:15
Speaker
And you can play through them, but you know it's going to be sore later. And then it does just go, fuck. Because it's normally a big collision that causes it. Yeah. Because you've got to pretty much hit square on the shoulder, like right in the right spot. Yeah. Yeah. But those ones you do pull off, though, makes it worth it. That's right. Like I say, if you smash them, it's all good. Big out to the Kuzzy for that.
00:06:43
Speaker
Would you give it back on the field, Moss? I don't think it would take me, mate, honestly. Even God know these rules? I don't know. It's a scary thought, honestly. That's a real scary thought. But sometimes, when you're watching the kids and you're just like, fuck me. Like, when they get the ball and run it and there's nobody going with them, you're just like, fuck you, just wish you could run on. Like, come on, watch this. Up his ass. You'll be up his ass now.
00:07:13
Speaker
That sort of shit, but I'd like to, but my knees would probably stay otherwise. You can start by just, I used to just play touch with the over 35 team to start with, just paid like maybe a couple of months just going down and playing touch. Just kind of seeing how I'd go for kind of signing up for their team.
00:07:37
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And it was fun, but yeah, the body just takes such a beating. It just takes ages to recover. And I couldn't walk for like a whole day after my first game. First proper game. Legs are all seized up. So good on to the Kazi for getting into that.
00:07:56
Speaker
One thing I guess you don't miss Miles is being in the showers afterwards at the old rugby games. I heard you might get an eye full of old dick or something like that.
00:08:15
Speaker
Yeah, well, over the weekend, when I was at this pretty truck show, we were just walking along, you know, and, you know, the whole time, like, kids are quite excited. They've never really been into trucks and stuff, but I'm not playing with them. Tell us about these trucks first, before you get into this, this old dicks, Laurie. Get into the old dicks. Yeah, so we have this truck show once a year. I'm not really organised with it, but it's called our convoy from Princeton. It starts off in Larapensil, which is, like, Logan, South Brisbane waste.
00:08:42
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and they convoy to Red Cliff, which is probably an hour's drive, I suppose. And every year it gets bigger and bigger, convoy for kids, they raise money for kids
Truck Show Stories & Humor
00:08:51
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with cancer and then they have like a big, it's a fully free day up at the Red Cliff showgrounds. And I think this year we entered 51 trucks and in total there was 970, I think it might've been one of the biggest they had. But you say we entered 51 trucks and we unveiled one that we've been working on for the last
00:09:13
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How old is that cab?
00:09:34
Speaker
and then question me. Oh, so there we go. Oh, I don't know, bro. I think it's the one in the 80s, early 80s. Oh, yeah. Yeah. Around that area. I've seen a common. I've seen a common. Yeah, there was an old school common. I had a quick yarn to the owner there and I was like, fuck, my car had one of these, man. The C fell off. So we painted an H on it, the Homer. A little bit of a chuckle.
00:10:05
Speaker
Some pretty wicked shit. But yeah, my kids never used to really like going and seeing the trucks that work, and they used to cry actually when I put them in there. But no, they loved it. And I was thinking, you know, this was cool, get out, do a bit of exercise, because there's a truck lined up, and I think it must have been about seven days long, eh? All these trucks.
00:10:25
Speaker
And we walked, got two, two K's and then we're coming back and I was like, oh yeah, good on your malls. You know, you fucking get out, but exercise and get them in some sun, you know, off the fucking gadgets and shit. Then I glance over and just see shockingly see a crusty as old dick who just taking a piss and right beside the front of his back, you know, like you see your own and the
00:10:50
Speaker
Fuck, you know, I'm not going to take any photos and put it in any magazines. No, it's not the prettiest. But it doesn't look like an old dick. Is that what you're trying to say? This thing had some K's on it, eh? Just a couple of rebuilds. He's consistently hitting 150 pounds. And because he's a truck driver too, you know, there's things that are probably coming from some dodgy fucking places around Australia.
00:11:20
Speaker
I had a big dab on the truck too, so I could only imagine what that kid's saying. It was actually quite funny. It got me... I heard, you know, Aussie banter is pretty crack up. We're walking along and there's stuff that they're all about to go. They've been there for like three, four, five hours. There's Barbies set up and people are having like breakfast as the sun come up. And then everyone's going and ducking off in the bush for a piss. And this guy yells out to all these nice towing drivers.
00:11:46
Speaker
And he goes, fuck, I feel sorry for that bloody tree in this dude, but what's the matter? And it's going, fuck, that tree's seen so much dick today, nearly as much as your mum. Oh, that's a good one. Good old Aussie banter. I've been a bit, if you get my cats after that. Yeah, but it was a fucking good morning. Yes, a lot of a lot of big trucks out there.
00:12:15
Speaker
I guess keeping with the vehicle theme, we also had, I guess this is a callback from the last episode when we were giving Kuzzy Lord a bit of shit about turning that guy off buying the vehicle because we think, we thought it was actually a bit of a honeypot for Lord getting in there, wanting to make a purchase himself.
Desperate Car Swap Stories
00:12:38
Speaker
So I think you had a bit of a retort on that, Kuzzy?
00:12:43
Speaker
Oh yeah, not really in the talk. I just want to kind of just clear out exactly what happened, you know? Clear up exactly what happened. But yeah, I mean, subconsciously, possibly I was trying to get his car looking nice. And I'm a good dude for myself. Who knows? At the time I wasn't thinking, he made me an offer. At the time I wasn't actually thinking about it.
00:13:08
Speaker
Um, I was just thinking, you know, I've got a car the same at home. He's broken down. Maybe I've got some parts cause I do have a lot of screw parts sitting around in my sheet. Maybe I've got someone that can help him, you know, cause he's not, there's many of those cars out on the road. So, um, all in there. Yeah. She got him some parts gone going and then gave him my phone number in case anything else went wrong. Then he did something else does go wrong. I was like, Oh, does that an artsy buddy?
00:13:38
Speaker
So it was about 15 minute drive, and then I was like, oh, come fucking up and up. And I got the car going, talked him out of there as a swap because he was just flustered. So I was like, you know, I've been a fucking childish dude, probably don't do the swap because he was still going to do it. It's going to be like complete. And that is going to be getting completely ripped.
00:14:02
Speaker
But yeah, then he was actually quite desperate to sell it and he did offer it to me for 10 grand, I don't know what it's worth, but I just don't really have the money to spend on it to be honest. So yeah, it's just, nah, he did offer to swap me from my car. Sounds like a quite a complex
Escape Rooms & Clever Puzzles
00:14:31
Speaker
love triangle there.
00:14:33
Speaker
I was going to say, who's swapping cars? Who's out there swapping cars these days?
00:14:37
Speaker
Oh, it's quite pretty common over here. A lot of young people and a lot of people can do swaps and actually make themselves money like the other, that person that you're trying to do a swap with because the car had orange peel paint, the heater hoses weren't even hooked up in the engine bay, you know, bonnet pins holding the boot down on the skyline, I call it a servo and a factory, but this other guy's had like a Link G3 in there and a Ford VQ30DET and a
00:15:04
Speaker
like certain sort of adjustables, like nice wheels, reasonable paint, and a rough garden roll. A couple of interior parts missing, but nothing major and a custom dash, with bright seats and all that in there. It was a decent car. It was 400 kilowatt or so. I mean, it was going to swap it from a factory, non-suited, RB25 long turbo frame skyline.
00:15:29
Speaker
with rough paint and rust them under the back quarter panel, like just complete mess. When you're going for those swaps, you feel pressured in, especially when you've got to make a bit of a mission to go over and have a look. Exactly. That's all he felt, but he said, yeah, he said, oh, because you said it, it just tipped him over. Because I said it, he just tipped him over and said, oh, no, I actually need to pull out of it. Too many things pointing.
00:15:58
Speaker
The other dude had driven from Palmie and then had to, it was supposed to be the 2D, and then it ended up Topol, and then it ended up Artyomiticus. This one was kind of broken down. But yeah, the fact that the other guy was still keen on the swap was what made me think it was probably not all good. So I was doing a swap and someone was like, my car's broken down on the way there. I'd be like, don't worry about it. Yeah, that's where you're still going. Far out.
00:16:24
Speaker
Yeah, yeah. So, ended up throwing it back. The problem ended up being that a spark plug was loose because he had a loose spark plug when I was trying to... It burnt out two coils and he ended up fixing it, but yeah. It sounds like... Actually, I even ended up sourcing a trailer and throwing it. He paid me to throw it back to Madawahi or something.
00:16:46
Speaker
Because he didn't know anyone with a U, he didn't know anyone with a trailer. But you can't have a car like this if you don't at least have a U or a van. Like, you can't. You know? But, yes. Well, it sounds like you've talked him into a really, really great pullout. You know, I've heard about some good pullouts in my time, but that sounds like a really, really good pullout talk. Yes. Yeah. Got to do it.
00:17:15
Speaker
No, no honeypot car for you this week. Yeah, well, that was. Yeah, well, like I said, subconsciously, I could have been trying to honeypot that. Maybe I think he offered me a little cheaper, you know, but I don't know for the feel of the boys, the deal that he said. The other week, the other week you were saying that, you know, how how long can you look at one of your mates misses if he's looking all right? Did you offer him that scenario? Maybe knock off a couple of G's or let you look at the misses for an hour.
00:17:46
Speaker
It's putting a lot of value on, man. I've got that sort of authority over why Mrs, but... I did check out her Mrs when she turned up to pick him up. After I rode his car home. Nice. Alright, what else have we got here? Actually, have any of the cars you've done in an escape room before? No, I've heard good things.
00:18:15
Speaker
I did one the other day, first time. Yeah. It was, they're pretty amazing, man. Like if they're put together well, um, multiple steps of different puzzles and, um, different rooms that unlocked hidden rooms, this sort of stuff. Oh man. Was it quite big? Was it quite a big area? It wasn't a big area. Like, um, I'll probably say the size of like a normal bedroom, I guess, you know, uh,
00:18:42
Speaker
average size bedroom, but then it was kind of like maybe halved I guess and then you know that the other half was halved again to have the two secret rooms. But yeah incorporated all this like maps and puzzles and like a lot of capacitive sort of touch or little electrical switches you know that that were activated just with your
00:19:12
Speaker
Your natural electricity in your hands and your body and stuff like that? Yeah, it's quite ingenious. It sounds cool, yeah. It was really fun, yes. Did you get that feeling like you're in like a liminal space, being in there? What? Culturopovio? Nah, nah, like...
00:19:34
Speaker
I think liminal spaces, those spaces are kind of familiar, they're kind of creepy, but nothing really in particular. Well, this one was a pirate-themed escape room. So it had barrels of rum, and one of us had to be nominated as the first mate, and you get given a hat and a, what is that, a bandolero with a holster?
00:20:01
Speaker
And even that's part of the some of the puzzle solving as well. But yeah, you get an hour in there to sort of like get through it. There's a high number of people that don't make it just because some of the puzzles are you got to think real laterally or just.
00:20:21
Speaker
Yeah, you just got to kind of like be able to try different things and then through process of elimination, sort of come up with the answer sort of thing. And not many people get it done, but yeah, we have smashed it. We did it in like 35 minutes. We sort of had like 25 minutes to spare. And the guy was like, yeah, you sure you got your money's worth? Like you finished it pretty quick. We're meant to take close to an hour. But nah, it was.
00:20:49
Speaker
Yeah, well, I could have done another one straight away. It was really cool, really hot. So yeah, if any of the cousins wants to suss out some escape rooms around after Christmas time, let us know. We'll hook some of those up. And yeah, even maybe get some, even if there's enough of us, get a bit of a race going as well. That'd be pretty cool.
00:21:14
Speaker
Yeah, we've had, in the week of Cuz Chat, we've had a lot sort of happening.
Conspiracy Theories: Road Paint & More
00:21:21
Speaker
I think there was one thing more recently, I think cousin Lord was sort of, but I don't know, had a bit of a conspiracy theory happening there involving big paint. Do you want to sort of tell us a bit more about your run-ins with big paint there, Cuz?
00:21:43
Speaker
I've been driving on the road for, I don't know, a few years now, you know, we'll start. Up to 34, so, you know. Minus a little bit of time without a license. Yeah, minus three years. Yeah, I ordered those back off, so probably down to 15.
00:22:10
Speaker
No, I'm just wondering, these yellow lines, who are they serving? I can understand them by intersections and stuff like that, I guess, but if you're passing and you're relying on that yellow line, you shouldn't be up there at all. And why are they even putting them up there? Because they don't have them on blind corners. Are they just putting these lines on places that there have been accidents? I don't know.
00:22:42
Speaker
I'm not even sure. Do they have them in Aussie? I don't think they do. I don't know. Yellow lines. I think they just have yellow lines, don't they? No. No, they have double whites. Double white. Double whites. Yeah. So that's one less color. We don't want to get all this yellow. Okay, that's one less color. It's cheaper paint there to start with. And I think it's the same kind of painting all these handrails and shit like that too.
00:23:12
Speaker
I wonder who owns it. Is it Waddell or is it British paints? Mizzini? B.B. Yeah. Rolf Harris. Yeah. Well, that's the thing. Rolf Harris. You know, Jeffrey Epstein. Jeffrey Epstein. Fucking shit going on here. But, you know, the paint moves in. Rolf Harris on the other end. Jeffrey Epstein. Little, you know.
00:23:38
Speaker
Yeah. Up in the big paint conspiracy. Better they have a secret island somewhere where it's just covered in yellow paint. Yeah. I'll tell you what, whoever's spending this money on paint, they ain't giving it to the road workers, bro. Because I've seen that chair that that fella had on the side of the road there. That thing was from the 80s, bro. No shit. Hey, that was definitely from the 80s, actually. Yeah, he's saving money on chairs and spending it elsewhere. That's what he's doing.
00:24:07
Speaker
Oh, that's the smart thing to do. That's what I'd do. What's that? The whole cheer situation. Just sitting down there as much as you can. As you know, I'd pay someone to outsource that job.
00:24:25
Speaker
Oh, the lollipop dude. Yeah, that could be outsourced by a piece of a piece of equipment. It doesn't even need to be a camera. Don't get me wrong. I love a good lollipop. Especially like some of these places have got reason to tidy chicks doing it sometimes. But at the same time, you know,
00:24:45
Speaker
Well, they could easily be done by three lights. Yep. Well, I was just about to say, because that's what I've seen over here. Oh, I've got them. Yeah, I've seen them here too. Yeah. Particularly on those long, windy mountain mountainous roads. They have them. The Fakamoto Dam is the worst fucking traffic light situation I've ever seen in my life. Does it have traffic lights?
00:25:09
Speaker
I just run through those but I just look and see if there's someone on the other side. In that situation, they could have just put up two of those one-way bridge signs and it would have been all sweet. But no, they've got these traffic lights where they just go for like a whole 30, I don't know, they aren't red for ages if you have come from the other way. So is it meant to be one lane?
00:25:31
Speaker
Not all the time but if only like if there's cleaning the screens on the dam and all that and then they'll chuck it down for one lane or if they're doing some sort of roadworks I suppose but yeah.
00:25:41
Speaker
I mean, you don't get rid of the lollipop person, but they could be, they will be utilized around the rest of the fucking roadside, right? With a remote to the fucking and monitoring those lights and cruising around tidying up, cooking smoko, you know, multitasking down there and be in danger the whole time from people approaching fast.
00:26:05
Speaker
All they need is those Google Glasses, eh? Google Glasses and they can just see if there's someone coming and just push a button. Oh, yeah. Stop. Go. Stop. Go. You wouldn't even need that. You know, you can just have a remote and you just also run automatically, but then you just keep an eye on it. Easy. But yeah, it could be cruising around, put a smoker on for the boys, like them cleaning up.
00:26:33
Speaker
The broom work, I don't know. The broom action. Get a bit of a little polish on the old marker page and stuff like that, you know. Showing the old dick to people. Yeah, yeah. Get the old dick out. Or even a couple of these fine roads that need more yellow paint on them. Yeah. It could be painting. It could be painting instead of holding a lollipop. Painting those yellow roads. That's the thing that gets me.
00:26:59
Speaker
the roads on the way into toke completely pulled out like the main way in from mango and all that and then I was out the middle of absolute but for me and he's constantly road works out there. I've got all that.
00:27:18
Speaker
Yeah, yeah, yeah, it's trying to use all that fucking paint. Fucking all that extra paint. We're going to use enough paint this week. They just put all the paint in the holes and just put a bit of Tarsula in the top and there's paint under there. Yeah. Who's British paint's finest. Yeah, so it's real people. Big paint is real. Don't be fooled. Get out there, protest your local British paints on my team.
00:27:47
Speaker
We were good paint as well. Big paint is coming for you. Yeah, don't be fooled. We'll do that. And then every time you go to a kid's birthday party, they'll be painting kids faces like fortune yellow. Yeah, we have more ultimate warrior. Just be fucking portion yellow places. Trying to get rid of all this paint there.
00:28:15
Speaker
Well there you have it, there's your Conspiracy Minute from there. What else do we have to chat about tonight? Any callbacks from previous episodes that you wanted to update on or have a chat about? I think there was something actually.
00:28:38
Speaker
Yeah. Something you were talking about our chat about the, um, you know, when do you spend money on good tools or, you know, what, what do you make sure you spend the appropriate amount of funds on something you use regularly? Um, what's, what's a good buy, that sort of stuff. You had a follow on from that cause. Yeah. Like, uh, along the same lines, like what, what sort of work
00:29:06
Speaker
If you're getting professional work done, would you not try and DIY it? Would you get the blokes in? Would you get the proper dude in, you know? Well, for you fellas, you know, what are you not going to fuck around, try and fuck around with yourself? I reckon plastering, oiling, actually I found a bit of plastering and it actually put my poor right.
00:29:31
Speaker
We can cross that off the list there. I'd give most things a go. Like, I'd give most things a go, but yeah, it's probably... Like, I'd reach out to you fellas first and foremost as well. I was like, do you reckon I could do this? Probably tell me if I could or not. Yeah, a lot of it is like, if you haven't done a job before, that's totally out of your scope, is buying the tooling to get into it.
00:30:00
Speaker
Yeah, if you're going to do some plastering, you need fucking... Oh, shit, I know that's probably a bad example, because all you really need is a specialist and fucking shit. You need the shit to lay it on with properly and fucking, you know, there's a little bit of money in there. Yeah, that's like something that bike servicing, you know, on my push bike.
00:30:21
Speaker
trying to bleed the brakes and to go get a brake fluid off the road. And when I went to replace the chain, you know, you're supposed to have these special pliers. Oh, yes. Yeah, those can unclick your your lock thing. But I ended up being out of the door of a couple of vice grips and some like wire, some real skinny wire rope sort of stuff. And, you know, click them like that. But I had to go on fucking YouTube for that.
00:30:45
Speaker
and then, you know, I'm in there trying to rip the tyre off, like Scott Trueblis tyres, and then, bombs, go hard, pulling it, finally let's go, comes off the bead, and then I slip down and pop my
00:31:00
Speaker
Bingo on the on the brake disc, you know, actually, that's probably why I'm dangerous. I would outsource a mechanic because I'll. Yeah, I wouldn't know the first thing to to to fuck around with the change the waters and the oils and all that stuff. All good. But yeah. Yeah. I'm going to pay someone to to fix it. Yeah.
00:31:25
Speaker
Bikes is one of my mates, a few of my mates, they always try and, hey man, they'll ring me up, hey man, just turn the brakes on my car. Like, brakes to a mechanic is quite simple, but it's something that could be simply fucked up too. And when it's got your family behind it, you really shouldn't fuck with it. But my mate, I won't name any names, but his name's Zeb, he's from Polk. He's doing his brakes and he goes, no, no, it's been all good, it's been all good. And then I got the muscles to pick it up from a party.
00:31:54
Speaker
And then she goes, oh, I just touched the brake and it just went straight to the floor. And he's like, ah, she should be good. I'll just sort it out tomorrow. And then from what I heard, for some reason, he disconnected the brake line when he was doing the brakes, when he was doing the pads, which meant he had to bleed it up. Oh, he didn't and he didn't know he was supposed to bleed it. Well, yeah, he probably shouldn't if I can just connect to that line anyway. No, that's right. If you didn't do that, you could do if you just push the pistons and crank those and you'll be sweet.
00:32:24
Speaker
Yes. Yeah, so definitely pay for outsourcing on that one. But yeah, most things I'll give a go. Or try and do myself. Yeah. What about your files, you can think of anything? I've got to do a tile, just one tile, I'll go back. And because
00:32:46
Speaker
I was drinking one night and we had a fire going outside and I was trying to split this bit of wood. For some stupid fucking reason, I was like, man, I need a hard surface. I need a hard surface. So I used the tile and under the tile, there must have been a bit of a hollow spot and it just fucking shattered the tile straight away. And as soon as it happened, I was like, what a fucking dickhead, you know, why would you do that? So I've got to figure out how to replace one tile.
00:33:14
Speaker
And it's a cut one too, like I've got to cut it into a shape. Some of the cousins do though. What's that? It's in jail or, um, how do plastering is well, tiling at one stage. Oh, they both, they're well, they're both. Yeah. That's what Kyle does. Yeah. That's what I thought. Yeah. He came up from that too. Yeah.
00:33:41
Speaker
Yeah, that's why they started doing those installs. Yeah, now he's sort of building here on the office block side building. Yeah. Yeah. Come off to a retro sort of team that up. Yeah. Probably naturally.
00:33:56
Speaker
Maybe I'll start looking. Well, actually I have. I've started looking at old naked men lately. It's growing weed. I think it's growing weed and losing 25 kilos. He's making all the right moves. He's got a little figured out.
00:34:25
Speaker
I'll probably leave tattooing for the professionals. I'll probably try and do that on myself. Would you say that now, Miles? Nah, just give it a go, you reckon? There's a whole lot of pull for me. There's a whole lot of pull for me. I think that reminds me of the other day and Mum was talking about she's going to get a tattoo from me at home.
00:34:57
Speaker
You know, like to have it all done properly and stuff like that. And I was like, oh, I'm going to go get a tattoo too. Dad, you want to hook me up with some of those mean as like numbers on my, my, on my hand and some dots on my knuckles. Maybe like seven for skills. This is just random.
00:35:22
Speaker
So it's definitely something you'd pay the money for. Like some people are like, oh, I've got a, I've got a bird. Unless that works in a reputable shop, just go and buy them a beer. Don't fucking live in law.
00:35:39
Speaker
Unless you can have fucking if you've got a one of those laser removal things at home too, because they're expensive as fuck. Yeah. Yeah. Just do the old temporary ones. Is that what they may be? Just a bit of, uh, you got to watch out for those. So I got one of those henna tattoos and barley and fucking like doing my skin. Cause I know it's like, um, just, you know, the paint on tattoos.
00:36:06
Speaker
You believe what they use, isn't it? What they use to... Oh yeah, nah, it's like fucking pure kerosene or something in there, I don't know, but I fucking burnt my arm and then was lucky because I was actually just gonna be an idiot and like get a bulldog on my face, you know? But, oh yeah, like fully discoloured my skin for like a month, eh? I've burnt it, like red. Bulldog. Fuck yeah, just imagine your face of it all went up. Oh, sorry.
00:36:40
Speaker
I guess we'll move on. We'll move on to a bit of poor form. If anyone has got some poor form they wanted to share. I've got a slash poor form slash good form.
00:36:58
Speaker
Always in a hurry, getting to work and stuff like that and been using a bit of petrol to get out to Caboolture nowadays. So if I forget, it's like a, you know, it's a good sort of 20K trip to the nearest servo. So made a mistake the other day of not really timing my run and
00:37:18
Speaker
hit zero on the old fuel gauge with about a K and a half to go. But thankfully, it just happened to coast into the servo on the old zero Ks. So yeah, a bit of poor form there, all good form if you however you want to take it. What about the kazogs? Got any poor form stories you'd like to share?
00:37:41
Speaker
I reckon that one's actually good for me, just right in that line. I like to refer to it as right in the lightning. It's a bit of a thrill, gets the blood flowing. It doesn't really hurt anybody. I remember actually Jonas ran out at the bottom of the driveway going into the fucking gas station.
00:38:00
Speaker
So he just walked up there, grabbed the jerrycan, filled it up with fuel, went up, paid for the fuel, not the jerrycan and walked out. Got him enough gas to get to the following gas station and then filled up there. I had one from fucking a little while ago and I don't know, I just forgot about it until the other week.
00:38:23
Speaker
I used to work with this guy, Jezza, and when we're out on the mine site, everyone was constantly trying to stitch people up. Constantly, every fucking minute of the day, man, you have to have your head on a swivel there. And Jezza made the fucking wrong move, and he was using his phone. We were sitting at the wet mess out on the table. For those who don't know, the wet mess is just the pop-up pub or the bar. And we're sitting out there having a few beers, and he decides to go get him four more beers, because he can only get four at a time.
00:38:54
Speaker
And because that's the limit in most places, you know, you just go and get one and then go get another. But over there, they'll want to say, no, we'll limit you Western Australians and you can only get four at a time.
00:39:04
Speaker
So he's knocked over his phone, goes to get another one, but he must have just been using his phone or something and he put it down and it hadn't locked it. And as soon as he walked away, his mate Dave grabbed his phone and thought, you know, I'll stitch this kind up. So he went through his phone, went on his Instagram, found some girl and just started liking every single picture, every single
00:39:29
Speaker
have a bit of a laugh we're like oh you know it'll just be a crack up starts messaging her jeez you're hot you know um and all this sort of stuff you know i don't think it was anything too fucking filthy but it was just like jeez you're hot and shit you know you should get your number what you're up to and all this sort of stuff you know like probably a nice ass here and there and then jez it comes back and he just quickly puts his phone down on the table you know and we just thought fuck this would be a crack up we'd probably get a few messages back
00:39:55
Speaker
The next day, Jezza walked in. I've never seen him that angry. He was fucking furious and walked into the morning meeting. Who the fuck picked up my phone last night at the wet mess and we were like, what?
00:40:07
Speaker
And straight away his mate Dave just puts up and he goes, bro, I did what happened? And he goes, I just woke up to my mum fucking calling me crying, bawling my eyes out, thinking what sort of fucking sicko she raised to think that it's OK to start messaging his niece filthy fucking shit on Instagram. Of all the hundreds and hundreds of people who followed, Dave just happened to pick his niece as the one who was going to fucking start picking on. But he had no fucking idea.
00:40:35
Speaker
Oh, horribly wrong, horribly wrong. Fuck, yeah. Well, that's like, yeah, like I said, that's the wrong end of what happened to, you know, the guy that I was, I was texting up his own mate. So that guy ended up, they ended up thinking that that was, that was for real and posted up on the group chat and everything. And that was coming out.
00:41:03
Speaker
He actually thought that he'd done it too, and apparently it's not out of form for him to post up to for his fucking story and stuff like that. He actually thought that he'd accidentally done it, and he was like, oh yeah, sorry boys. So I did clear it up, I told the guy, and then I told the other mate, I was like, oh yeah, did you just want to see that picture? And they're like, hey, oh, he thought that was him.
00:41:32
Speaker
Oh, did you accidentally open the closet and let him out? Well, I don't know. Maybe you left the door ajar. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Was his name true or anything? Shammos, that one you just said. From your story about running out of gas so many, I did actually have to
00:41:59
Speaker
how Humpf felt because he ran out of gas maybe 100 meters from the trailer park. What was he driving? Oh, he's got like a Ford Focus. He ran out of gas. Yeah, I mean, I had no tow hooks, so I just skidded some gas from the gas station. Oh, yeah. Got him back to the car because it's because it's Humpf. What's he driving? What kind of a moped? I don't know.
00:42:37
Speaker
Yeah. Yeah. That is what it is. Yeah. Fucking hard case. Yeah. So, but then I will do if they'll, I'm running the center zero. I don't think that's particularly poor for me either. The America's
00:42:54
Speaker
You know, I've had mine thick over zero when I've been leaving Fakamaru to get to Tok. That's how far I'll run it. What's your tips for conserving fuel then when you're on zero? Are you off downhill? Are you doing the old pulse method?
00:43:16
Speaker
No, you just want to be smooth on it. If it's raining, turn your wipers off, turn your aircon off, turn your fan off. Disable all safety features. Yeah. One back and one front window down and then there's no aircon and no wipers.
00:43:41
Speaker
If you're running the key off, you've just got to remember you've only got like one or two applications of the brakes until you run out of vacuum assist and your brake pedal will go hard. And then just good to know, these are the things to know. We could be saving a life out there. Yeah, it's quite hard on that. Greta Thunberg isn't coming up with this fucking shit to save the environment issue.
00:44:04
Speaker
Nah. Honestly, they're mostly just complaining, bro, you know? They're not coming up with solutions. Yeah, I think the time for talk is over. We need action. She's a part of paint, that's what I reckon. Yeah, exactly. We're coming up with solutions, actual solutions to get rid of this fucking yellow paint, like just using white paint or just not doing it at all. Yeah, it's still out there, boys. Why?
00:44:34
Speaker
I could be racially charged the one thing. Well, Paris.
00:44:43
Speaker
Follow the money. Follow the money. Yep. Yeah. Well, speaking of, you know, following the money and getting scammed, I had a scamming experience recently as well.
Amusing Scammer Interaction & Listener Stories
00:44:56
Speaker
I don't know if you've ever got just a message out of the blue from a random person. I normally just ignore them. I was bored at work one day and this message popped up. You know,
00:45:09
Speaker
pretending to know who you are and just sort of launching into the pleasantries and that sort of stuff. I kind of went out with a guy, this person's just fishing for information really. So I played the game for a little bit.
00:45:24
Speaker
turned out, you know, Oh, no, I wasn't the person they thought, but you know, can we be friends kind of thing with some Amy from Hong Kong? So put it out to the cousins. You know, how can we how can we play it from here? And great advice straight away from from because George there just send nudes. So we did that.
00:45:46
Speaker
I must confuse them. I don't think they quite knew what was going on. I tried to salvage the conversation before I sort of said... Did you send nudes or the bait? I asked them to send nudes. I didn't clarify that before I sent that. Like, wait, am I sending them or is someone in the chat sending them? Maybe they needed something. There's probably some on the private chat, some nudes on there. You probably could have scored it all. Yeah, we've got one of Richard now.
00:46:17
Speaker
I reckon get that, I reckon get the fun foot on. That's what I mean. Like I think you should have seen some nudes just to say that because a lot of fun for them, you know, they would want to be expecting that. They would have been thinking that they were going to send you nudes for the sketch to start the scam. The best defense is a great offense. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.
00:46:43
Speaker
in, there's a picture of Richo. There's a video of an old man in a wooden building. I think I need to keep some stock footage of this shit just in case. Yeah, go prepared. Yeah. But yeah, we kind of chatted back and forth before I got asked to be, please block and delete this thread. But you know, I was just trying to call them out as a scammer and
00:47:14
Speaker
you know, did they think it was gonna work? Obviously took exception to that and that was where it ended. But yeah, if anyone else has got any of those sort of interactions, we used to call them hate mail as well.
00:47:26
Speaker
because you're just trying to get into an argument because, I mean, you didn't know this person anyway. So, yeah, I'd love to hear your hate mail that you've got. Even better if you can send the thread to our email address, which is kuzchatpodcastatgmail.com. That is kuzchatpodcastatgmail.com. For those deaf in the back, kuzchatpodcastatgmail.com. So, Simon, we actually got an email from a punter.
00:47:57
Speaker
And I'm going to launch straight into this, and then we can sort of break it down from there. I'll make it anonymous. But the question reads, is it a big deal to find out your spouse has slept with hundreds of dudes before getting married? Or is my wife overreacting? Thanks, gents. And that's Unudetta from Huntly.
00:48:31
Speaker
Well, it was going to be anonymous, but he left his name at the end, so it must have been one of the same. So is it a big deal, Kazis? I just get what you take there. Realistically, that means
00:48:52
Speaker
Depends on what you're harbouring afterwards, you know, but, yeah, I'd say fair game, really. Anything before the marriage is fair game. Yeah, it's just a learning curve, I reckon. Yeah. Unless he's, unless his current missus is like super butch, like super butch. Yeah, I guess you have some questions as maybe, are you doing the right thing by getting married? But what do you call it?
00:49:22
Speaker
opposite of a beard. A beard? Opposite of a beard. Oh, no, what's a beard? No, sorry, a beard's like when there's a gay dude and then they have a wife. OK, this is new to me. I'm learning something. I've only found this out from through my misses. Well, is it like a stand in?
00:49:50
Speaker
Yeah, it's like a stand-in to make it look like you're not gay, but you're gay. There's quite a famous movie about this, The Turing Project. Okay. Oh, is that The Computer Dude? Yeah, yeah, we're Alan Turing because he was gay. He was trying to save the world. But it was fully illegal to be gay back then, and they'd chemically castrate people, so here they're wrong.
00:50:14
Speaker
a bit of a stand-in situation, but luckily for him in the movie, the stand-in situation was here and not me. So I've got to be engaged to have her as a stand-in. Oh, 100%. The link should go to me. Well, thank you for that. Yeah. At least you're getting someone with experience there, Cuzzy. Someone coming in with a bit of, you know,
00:50:45
Speaker
bit of knowledge into the bedroom. You can learn a thing or two or three. Yep. So is he asking, is it just his missus there sleeping with a lot of dudes or is it him that's been sleeping with a lot of dudes? He's been playing it up there. Oh yeah. Okay. Let's double check in there. I think he must be meeting up with the local decker sign and just, um, what sort of a gay community has Huntley got lately? You know, was it a past thing?
00:51:15
Speaker
I don't know. I don't dare. I'm not up to the play of Huntly. They do have those two big phallic symbols. And I'm not up to play with the gay community. The phallic symbols. The big phallic symbols they have there. Two of them. What other? Oh, you're talking about those cigarettes. The cigarettes on the power station. The smokestacks. Yeah.
00:51:39
Speaker
Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. Well, what kind of simple were you thinking about? What are you talking about? But yeah, you can see those erections from everywhere. I don't know if that's all good. It's just a blood flow because once they start smoking, they all come out.
00:52:15
Speaker
Oh, because he's, um, as anyone else got anything they wanted to bring up before we sort of start winding things down this evening or had a bit of an observation the other
Phone Usage in Communities: A Curious Observation
00:52:26
Speaker
day. Um,
00:52:29
Speaker
Indians, why are they constantly on the phone and who the fuck are they talking to? Oh, bro. On the phone when you're on the fucking shop. I don't think I've ever seen them. I've bought this stuff before as well. Fucking they're always on their fucking phones every time, but they'll be on the phone back to India or something. I don't know. Yeah. Even Fiji and Indians, they're the same. Oh, they're the worst.
00:52:55
Speaker
Yeah. Is it bad things? Well, it is kind of a bad thing when you're trying to blindship people on the phone. But when you're trying to employ them, jesus. It happens a lot though. I see it all the time too. I know what you mean. And I love our Fijian and Indian brothers and sisters, but I mean, what's up with the phone? Constantly. And the earpieces as well. Just constantly yapping.
00:53:25
Speaker
There can't be that many businesses in the world that need a call center. You know, that they have to be fucking working at the site. Yeah, they're like doing a double fucking job here. All good. You can't, you gotta respect the hustle, you know? I don't know if that's how hard these people are doing. But yeah, who are they talking to for such a long time though as well?
00:53:53
Speaker
Yeah it's always a long conversation because I'll be like on the phone when you come in and still on there when you leave. Like I've gone up the road to the shops, gone to the shops and you know gone past someone in the car park just outside their car just yapping and gone to the shop done a whole shop come back and they're still there like an hour later into yapping. I don't want to talk to anyone for that long unless we're on a podcast.
00:54:19
Speaker
Yeah, I had to talk to that. Maybe they are doing a podcast, you know, that's the possibilities. Calling into a podcast. There you go. There's a novel idea. We should start doing that. Some call ins. Yeah. Yeah. Well, that's right. I should be doing calls. We get all just to call anyone you want.
00:54:42
Speaker
Call the most famous person you know, and we'll get them out. I don't know any famous people. But what about infamous? Infamous, yeah. Well, that's right. I know plenty of those people. Should I just call hump? Yeah. That'd be an interesting check. Whose phone would you call him on? I was going to say, he's got some data.
00:55:11
Speaker
Possibly not. To get someone that might have to go to the library, get some free Wi-Fi. He's the sort of dude that's not answering a private number too, so you have to call my somebody. He knows my number. He'll pick it up. But yeah, we just had to fucking do one. Do a podcast and we'll do call-ins.
00:55:36
Speaker
Yeah, we'll tear it up. We'll try and get the kuzzies, you know. Well, Rawls has said he wants to jump on the podcast at some point too. Man, I'm always keen. We've got a bit of consistency happening now. He's a creative thinker, right? He's a creative thinker. I like watching his little videos. Yeah, just bring it up. I'm happy to have a couple more people on. Makes it a good convo. Yeah, be cool fun.
The Joy of Racing Games: Features & Realism
00:56:03
Speaker
I think we'll just wrap it up with our gaming segment, which obviously, Lorde's fully immersed there and has some racing GT, is it Lorde? Yeah, Scrantz was my 7. Just mucking around, sort of. A bit of a Ferrari challenge by the looks of it.
00:56:26
Speaker
Yeah, but good graphics on this. Real good feel when you're in the game and the sounds of the cars are really what sells it. I think Gran Turismo has always had some of the better sounding. Yeah, they've always had the blow off, obviously. Yeah, all the way back from Gran Turismo 1 and 2, you know. Yeah. So that's fucking pretty mean to the driver. And yeah.
00:56:54
Speaker
I don't know if it's going to be as good of a full simulator as maybe like your Seto Corsair and possibly your... What's the Xbox one, you fellas? Forza? Yeah, that one looks mean, you know? But Forza's going to definitely be up there with Gran Turismo, but...
00:57:14
Speaker
I haven't played it as much because it's like, you know, more of the exclusive Xbox thing. Our Gran Turismo is exclusive. I feel like driving games sort of do set a bit of a precedent to what the graphics may be like. And, you know, when they first released it, any new generation of console will usually have a racing game as it's like as it's playing release. Yeah, yeah. Yeah, because it doesn't sound like racing games.
00:57:44
Speaker
And racing games really just goes to give you a good glimpse into processing power because of how far, how accurate I could generally ask to be. It's going to be just as on the edge.
00:57:56
Speaker
do you think that like racing a racing game is going to be a lot more hungry on data and anywhere else than uh than a sort of even a fair chance to get that sense of speed but it definitely comes down to the um effects uh particularly when you are racing as well because you don't want it to look like a game you want it to feel real so that immersion is pretty key and
00:58:24
Speaker
Yeah, I don't know. Is there a lot of damage in like when you're racing and they'll show up, they'll sort of show it at the end, but you generally don't get damage on the actual, like that's going to feature racing on the car, but it will like it shows up in the replays and stuff. Yeah. You can turn that option on. I think in Forza, if you want complete some simulation, you can turn damage on like it'll, it'll still, you can turn it to where it'll damage the car, but it won't have any effect on the performance as well. Unless you want it to.
00:58:54
Speaker
Yeah, that's kind of, I think you may be able to turn it on as well, but I wasn't really too interested in that. Try not to smash it up too much, but Robin is still racing, you know? Yeah. Well, you get penalised, you can go, it gets like, a TMO comes in and like looks at the thing and goes, you know, that was, you could have avoided that. We're going to penalise you a few seconds. Oh, okay. Yeah. On this, on this, it just gives you like a clean racing bonus.
00:59:23
Speaker
Like if you don't have anyone, you'll get a bonus. But yeah, I don't think you're gonna get too much. I'm sure if you do smash into someone or maybe cut the old corner here and there. Yeah, go off track as well. It'll penalise you if you're off track for 2.9. Oh yeah, no, this will do that kind of as well. I think I'll track it if we can. I think the falls are the one that's quite good. I like with the TMO effect is like all it is.
00:59:50
Speaker
Because like you said, if it's quite clear that you're deliberately hit somebody, it'll give you a fucking hefty penalty or if you're... It's good if you're playing on line A, that one. Get away, yeah, with the ex-carbon done, we're on line A. I don't know if this is like online for that. There's probably something going on there now. I know there's an agreement. I think that's why they did it so late. I can't do it.
01:00:17
Speaker
Yeah, I think that's why they did it. So that multiplayer, you're not, you're getting people who want to race, not just like smash cars. Yeah. Not just come out and take you out. Yeah. Yeah. Formula one games are bad for that. Cause you know, you'd want to race and all this sort of shit properly and do it, like grow down to find detail and then you just get some fuck with just kind of powerful people. Yeah. Yeah.
01:00:42
Speaker
So we should hook up for a race because I think Jay's got it as well. One weekend you guys are free. We'll be keen for that.
01:00:54
Speaker
There's probably another place where you could spend good money as on Xbox and PlayStation and shit. Because I've got a controller and the accelerator trigger gets stuck in sometimes. Sometimes you're fucking going, you call the trigger quite hard without noticing. And then I go put the brake on and I'm like, fucking the trigger's stuck in there for just a quarter of a second, but it pushes you out and pushes your braking point a little bit further. I'm going to burn all my fucking slow lap times on that, honestly. Yeah.
01:01:22
Speaker
I mean I use the controller as well but I've got the paddles on the back so I can use my other fingers rather than my thumbs for all the changing gears and all that sort of shit. Oh yeah? Yeah that's like a $190 controller though if you really want to get into it or you can buy a wheel like what the cars are using. Yeah this is probably about $900 for this fucking wheel and paddles and then
01:01:52
Speaker
I guess it was another less than 500 or something or 350 and then I built the rest of the road. Sometimes I can feel it driving older cars instead and just want that feel then it's fucking as me. If I want to do fast lap times then
01:02:09
Speaker
Fuck, you really gotta have to use the paddles. I've got the thing to make this a sequential shifter, so you could do that, but realistically, the paddles are fucking... The paddles are probably where it's at. It's gonna be more responsive, eh? Don't have to move your hands or... Yeah, if you're doing proper racecar stuff, but nah, the gear stick is cool, and the gear stick, you need it for drifting if you're gonna do drifting gains, because you can't be using the paddles, because the steering wheel can be... Yeah, you'd be sweating as well, yeah. Yeah, so you need that, and I'll fashion that.
01:02:37
Speaker
I'll fashion up this handbrake here. I put these conduit clips and then some tape around the controller there. And that's my handbrake. Just pulling on the pad. Yeah. So that's when I'm doing drifting games. So, yeah. Just sort of fashion that up myself because another handbrake's like another 500. Can you just answer my next question? Hey, my next question was going to be, what's it like not having three kids, you know? Yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah.
01:03:05
Speaker
I'm trying to fucking clean my show. I've actually been fighting in a bit of time on this lately because at the moment I've been fucking busy as fuck on other shit. But then, yeah, I've actually managed to set aside some time for it. Been good. I've had it for ages, but I haven't even made the news that much.
01:03:28
Speaker
Yeah, it depends on the game. I've sort of given destiny to a bit of a pause at the moment. I see Call of Duty, Model Warfare 3 has come out now. Yeah. Was any of the kids still playing there? I think, because Jay was. I don't know if anyone else is. I haven't played, like I used to play a bit of CoD, but nah, not in a long time, because I'm useless, you know.
01:03:56
Speaker
I got Nikwada who pretty much determines what game we download. So I think lately we've been putting in a bit of a bit of OT on Powerwash Simulator.
01:04:19
Speaker
I had fun with it for about, you know, maybe two levels. Once you've done that and you've cleared the dinosaur at the park, you're just like, okay. So the next one is just something else that's pointless.
01:04:34
Speaker
I say this as Tiana stands beside me and I know she's thinking about fucking farming simulator and how much time I spent on that. Mowing lawns. There's a, what is it? The truck driving simulator as well. I was actually fucking thinking that the other day though, because I was playing this a bit this week and I was trying to get back into it. And then I was like, fuck, I'll be
01:05:01
Speaker
I'm doing a lot of driving at work this week. I just need a little bit of a brake cave and I'll just hang on this. It's good though because you're getting that immersion of speed and recklessness. That'll be good.
01:05:19
Speaker
like um if you got that truck simulator but you did get to you know make use of the old sleeper cab and all that as well hey get some posies back to the house and that fucking have a little sleeper cab have a little sleeper cab set up in the back of the fucking sim
01:05:41
Speaker
But actually, that reminded me, years ago, a bit of poor form from Indians on the phone. When I worked at Cole, we had a trailer get towed and the trailer was fucking totaled. And they tow it back to our yard so the insurance can come over and have a look. And then the guy comes over and he goes, check this out. We got the dash cam footage from the subby who was on it.
01:06:05
Speaker
And it just shows him sitting there and wobbling around. It's not a racial thing, he's actually wobbling around because the camera's wobbling around. And then all of a sudden, he starts dosing off and he does these ones, gets the nods, and then you just see his eyes go really wide and him bouncing around. And then in the back, as the truck goes off the road to roll, you see a full naked Indian girl come up and smash herself on the roof and then back down in the beat and get thrown around.
01:06:32
Speaker
I'm sure you sent that to the chat. I think yeah, I think they were before you. I remember you sending that to the chat. Fuck you. Either that or I saw it somewhere. You got fucking snapped anyway. I'm sure I've seen that video. Yeah, I think I've seen that video too. That's a classic one.
01:06:53
Speaker
We might wrap it up there, kuzzies. Thanks for joining us this evening. If anyone does want to kind of reach out to us, that email address again is kuzzjadpodcast at email.com. Thank you for everyone that has interacted with the podcast. And yeah, we love getting those emails, hearing all your awesome sort of poor form stories, all that sort of stuff as well. So please join us next week. Anything well for another podcast with Kelly?
01:07:24
Speaker
Yeah, and if you enjoyed some of these sections, tell us your favorite games or what you like to do in those small wee hours by yourself in your cab with Indian ladies. Because you know, that's what's all about acres. What can I do?
01:08:24
Speaker
Smoke weed every day