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Cuz Chat Podcast -36 - Lounging
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WooHoo Cuzzies! Flex those earholes and get your listen on to the cuzziest podcast on the planet! We delve in to some dark places this week, to shine a light on alternative medical practices. ONWARD TO BETTER HEALTH!!
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Introduction and Welcome
00:00:09
Speaker
Just breathe in.
00:00:40
Speaker
Welcome back to the Kuzchat Podcast, you're here once again with Black Mickey and Marlboro.
00:00:54
Speaker
I hope you still know how to do this. Yeah, it can be a bit rusty. But that's what the final is used to by now, so all good.
Guest Reintroduction: Ruthless Deception
00:01:05
Speaker
Joining us once again from back in NZ, George Ruthless Deception. Welcome back Kazee. And also, yeah, almost catching up to Jordan in terms of most appearances, all the way from Perth Cave. Welcome Kazee.
00:01:25
Speaker
Sweet, so yeah, back in the saddle again for the, I don't even know what episode version this is, or episode number. It's been so long, we'll sort that out in the edit I suppose. But yeah, got a few things to talk about today, a few updates obviously, because we haven't been around for a while. So stick with us and we'll yeah, hopefully get through them all. How is all the cussies anyway? It's been a while, we'll be able to sort of do a quick catch up. You're looking well, I must say.
COVID-19 Experiences and Scares
00:01:57
Speaker
Try our best, try our best. Yeah. Your runs stayed away from COVID. What's the COVID count now? If you go around, I'm still zero for COVID. I had a scare, I had a scare, to be honest, I thought I had it. I was laid up last weekend, Saturday, Sunday, testing, had three tests throughout Saturday, Sunday and Monday, and they all came back negative.
00:02:26
Speaker
Still fired in the fight. That's the one, that's the one. You had it, haven't you? Yeah, just did it the one. Yeah, sort of come in contact with it. Also, time since, but yeah, it's not really a threat now. Okay, are you on the board yet or are you?
00:02:57
Speaker
Oh, there you go. Well, pretty safe ace. So you must be something in the blood. I can't really hear cave that well. Yeah, I think you're too far away from the mike cave. Can you hear me now? A little bit better, yeah. At least you've got the bottom of the phone covering the mike or something. Oh, maybe.
00:03:23
Speaker
Oh, about the same, really. It's better than before, though. Yeah, it is better than before. Can you hear me now? Yeah. Yeah. Yeah, I can hear you. Yeah, a little bit quieter than the rest of them, though, but all gee.
Travel Plans and Podcasting on the Go
00:03:46
Speaker
Yeah, so obviously, yeah, we wanted to get back in and just have a quick chat about what's been happening and
00:03:52
Speaker
update the rest of the final on bits and pieces and stuff like that.
00:03:56
Speaker
And yeah, I guess we're kind of getting a bit closer together soon, given that we can travel overseas again. I know I've got a trip planned in September, so about a month or so away, coming back for a couple of days and, well, 10 days I think, to be exact. And yeah, it'd be good to catch up with the cousins and might even sneak a podcast in there as well, if things go well.
00:04:22
Speaker
Anyone else planning trips overseas or looking to go away now? I was supposed to be going to Japan in January. Oh, what's that for? Just a bit of a snow trip. Oh, nice. Nice. You using the muscles or? Just being a few of the boys, yeah. Definitely. Yeah, it's just easier that way. Have you been to Japan before? Yeah, twice.
00:04:53
Speaker
So, third time, the boys all planned it. Yeah, so, nah, keen as. Get back there. What's a good snow? How long does it take to fly there? Do you have a direct flight, or? Yeah, I think we will be doing a direct flight this time, unless we go through... No, we might go through Seoul, but it's about 12, 14 hours. Sure.
00:05:22
Speaker
too bad. It almost doesn't feel as long as the flight to Perth because you do get a bit of a sleep in there.
Long Flights and Airline Preferences
00:05:30
Speaker
Whereas like I find with that seven hours, six hours to Perth, it's like you don't really sleep on the plane. I guess they do the whole dim the lights and everything for the little blankies that they bring out on that and you sort of get under that and
00:05:49
Speaker
If you're on premium economy, your flight attendant will bring the warm flannel out in the morning. You will wake up with morning wood on the plane? No, I don't think I did. I can't remember actually.
00:06:12
Speaker
That's a possible flack and you end up getting one just from sitting down for that long, you know? Like your car boner, you get that? Have you had that? It's again like a delayed morning wood and it's on your commute.
Scooter and Bamboo Adventures in Bali
00:06:27
Speaker
It's only if I'm watching porn while I'm driving or, you know. It happens to me just from sitting down. Oh no. I've been up at this road fight.
00:06:43
Speaker
That was quite deceptive. You may have to shout, OK, but you were saying you were hitting off somewhere? Oh, now he's gone completely mute. He's gone the complete opposite. Oh, he's got the earbuds. That might help. It might be flat though.
00:07:08
Speaker
I've actually... I've got a new phone and it bloody doesn't have the headphone jack now. It is trying to piss me off. You gotta buy the little dongle, eh? Or Bluetooth headphones. Yeah, I've got Bluetooth headphones, but, you know, sometimes, you know, everyone places your plug into their lost cord. Can't do that. Yeah, true, yeah. Especially in New Zealand, I suppose they've still got a few of those floating around.
00:07:38
Speaker
I've got regular headphones all together. Oh, there you go. That sounds way better. Yeah, it's got rid of them. Yeah, minimuses are going away in four weeks. We're going to go to Bali, bro. Should we go? Oh, sure. Yeah. This is going to Bali. So we're going there. Yeah, 28th of August, we're off. So going there for 10 days. Nice. Get some scooters, eh? Yeah, bro. Scooters and
00:08:11
Speaker
I was talking to him on the weekend because he's having the most of his going as well, the barley. Oh, sweet. What might be their way of scaffolding Abrow? They build all their scaffolds still out of bamboo. Oh, they're out of it bro, they're out of it. Well, it's quite a good scaffolding sort of material really, isn't it? I like bamboo.
00:08:34
Speaker
I would love to be able to use it here in Australia lightweight. Does it, does it naturally grow here though? Or in Australia fucking anywhere bro. It's like a fucking the most chronic weed ever. If it comes to a house where you're fucked, you have to fucking rip it out of the ground. Yeah.
00:09:02
Speaker
How did they build and shit with it? And all of this is just bamboo and lashing. What sort of lashings are they using? They used to use like a fiber flax or something and they would dip it in some solution and wrap it around a certain way and it would harden and cement and that would lock the components into each other. Nowadays, I think they just use cable ties.
00:09:33
Speaker
Even when the party wants to triple with nips and just go down, cut, cut, pass the thing down, cut, cut. Would there be a more environmentally friendly way to do it? You reckon? A lot of cable ties or? No, just bamboo in general. I don't know. The amount of cable ties you go through. It's a plastic cable. Just throw them away too in the lot of ways. A lot of them.
00:09:59
Speaker
You can normally reuse scaffold more than once, but it probably wouldn't happen. Other than the gear getting delivered to site, everything else is put up without machine. I suppose that sort of seems very different. The amount of darts they pump on the scaffold, though, I don't know. Why is that, mate? Probably enough to cause a little something.
00:10:29
Speaker
Those are those nasty darts too, those clogged ones. Do you agree? Do you agree, darts? I love it too, eh? I actually did a bit of the runner from the cops in Bali over there. Oh, did ya? It was a classic situation.
00:10:55
Speaker
Yeah, I was on a scooter and, uh, the old, I was, I'm sort of looking for the mate, so I can't remember what happened. I lost from the mini-lay and I was waiting at a red line and I was like, I'll try and do a U-turn, but there was red and I was like, Oh no, it's coming all good. Look, like, you know, look around, they've done the U-E and then there's a cop right there. I was like,
00:11:23
Speaker
Were they on scooters too? Were they cars? He was on foot, but some other buses were going past at the same time, so I just sort of snuck in next to him. That disappeared. Vanished. Of course, everyone has a whistle there too. They have a whistle and they flag people down. Yeah, that's what he tried to do.
Humor in Bali: Helmets and Mishaps
00:11:42
Speaker
I had like a leather Harley Davidson. German helmet.
00:11:53
Speaker
It's like a $5 helmet that would have not have protected me from anything except for maybe some scratches. I also have the ones that have horns on them too. Yeah, one of those but without the horns. Yeah, that fucking perk up. Aesthetically really good. I think the boy's not good at all. Nah, nah, nah. That and a multi all-blacks, it's like a rip-off multi all-blacks jersey that I bought over there. Yeah, I was going to say, did you get it there?
00:12:21
Speaker
Yeah, I got all the clothes that I wore there and they were fucking terrible. I can probably get some sort of rash. I ended up getting a rash from one of those henna taroos over there too, that was fucking... You're not actually meant to get those, they're actually really bad. They're a fucking terrible burn, those lucky ears because I was actually going to get a bulldog on the face, just an statistic.
00:12:50
Speaker
Oh fuck bro, like lucky because it fully scarred my arm. Yeah, it had that, it's actually burnt people's skin. What is it, just an inkster they use? No, that's what happened. No, fuck no. Yeah, it's just the crap where it's like fucking kerosene, I think. Yes, not good. It's just shit, whatever they took. I hope that's the only race you picked up over the... Oh my fucking man, come.
00:13:21
Speaker
As far as I know about, yeah. Another rash he doesn't want to talk about. Speaking of rashes, I think you ought to have some advice about skincare routines, don't you? I don't know if I've got a voice about it. I was just asking the question.
00:13:50
Speaker
Let's run a skin care routine or at all. Moisturiser is about as far as I go. Yep. And a bit of beard oil, just so I don't have a flaky beard. Yep. Yep. Obviously, I'm not in battle with eczema my whole life. So I've got like certain soaps and shit that I use. Some I can't because I irritate the skin. Even my washing powders and that.
00:14:19
Speaker
Yep. Yeah, that's right. Yeah.
Skincare and Allergies
00:14:23
Speaker
Mine's just like particular soaps and moisturizers. Do you use a, if I can, the liquid washing stuff? Yes. What does that flare in up as well? Yeah, different. Like if they heavily tended in there, there's ones that'll flare up, ones that are like plant-based like that. Yeah.
00:14:49
Speaker
Yeah, those henna tattoos are probably, yeah, you good then, Mitch. You wouldn't want it. Yeah, it's quite uncomfortable. I'd rather the real thing, bro. Yeah, I just find this thing quite interesting. Well, they're not interesting, but I miss the first stuff on YouTube, you know, all these chicks on me. It was going on about skincare routine and this and that. They got the makeup.
00:15:17
Speaker
They got the makeup lather on sicker than bloody Ed Sheeran's sunscreen. Most of the shit's not even tested on animals, you know?
00:15:38
Speaker
Yeah. I've seen it put on makeup, you know, from nothing and they look so different. It's trickery. Yeah. False advertising. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.
00:16:01
Speaker
Yeah, it's disgusting. I don't know how they can trust these sort of things when they're not even tested on animals, you know? What are they testing them on? Themselves. At least back when they were testing them on animals, you know? All good. Yeah, the animals survived. Just a small rash. Didn't die though. All good.
00:16:32
Speaker
Yeah, who knows what they're testing right now. It's pretty bad. Yeah, no, just a normal moisturiser for me. I know Mitch has been, yeah, gets a bit itchy every now and then. They both got to have the old creams and stuff. Yeah, that's what we got on their day. But nowhere near, nowhere near the level of creams and products that the wifey uses. Oh, bro. I actually got one about my missus, actually. Actually.
00:17:03
Speaker
She brought some oils online a few weeks ago and started using them. Just mass allergic reaction to it, broke out and some sort of skin irritation, mass fever, sick, sick for a few weeks bro. So I don't know what it was. It was some sort of oil, it was an oil of some kind. And I just said that.
00:17:33
Speaker
random shit off the internet. You're almost asking for it, didn't you? Yeah, I was shaking my head, went to doctors, all that. That random shit off the internet, that's what you get. So you should just be like me, that's it, warm water. Well you can't improve perfection, can you bro? You don't need anything else.
00:18:03
Speaker
Is there warm water on the face in the morning? Done. Just get those beak cutters out. Oh good. That's all I get. Ready to rock. Yep. What about bead care? Do you, like, you don't see the three of you, sport quite all fashionable beads? Do you have anything for bead care?
00:18:25
Speaker
Just the oil, just the oil. And it just saves it from getting dry and like if I forget beard oil half way through the day I look down on my shirt and it's just fucking caked in like dead skin and fucking like dry shit just falling off my beard. So beard oil just sort of stops, it mitigates that. Comb it through or just massage it through. Just massage it through. Oh I've got a loose.
00:18:55
Speaker
rub that through it's kind of like a yeah it's pretty much the same thing but i had i've had oils as well i only need oil um balm as well yeah that's it that's what i got a balm i thought i had i had a balm in my beard was longer just had that and just a comb yeah the old comb keeps it nice a comb is almost better than a trim doesn't make it look really nice yeah yeah it's all better than a trim i reckon yeah okay yep but uh
00:19:28
Speaker
I've tried to carry mine out longer but it just gets fucking so curly and he just looks freaking out of it. It doesn't get length to it, it just sort of curls and stays on the side of the face. Looks fluffy. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah, I've never had a normal bed game, bro.
00:19:50
Speaker
I always wondered why my brothers can just close their eyes and poof. You wake up with the next day with it bro, yeah. Okay, Emma Simpson. Just has a goatee.
Beard Regret and Cold Weather
00:20:06
Speaker
I actually shaved my beard off a few weeks ago, shaved it off and just had a, had a mow. Yep. Oh, dude, porn stash. Bro, instantly regret it. Yeah. Staved it off, I was like, oh.
00:20:20
Speaker
I look like Richard Jewell. I feel the cold in the day, if I say right off. Yeah. Wasn't impressed. Wasn't impressed. I was like, oh, what have I done? No. We've got a whole two weeks. Yeah. You're growing it back with your pain, eh?
00:20:46
Speaker
Yeah, but it's coming back now, so it's alright. Yeah, it looks like, get off me, you prickly son of a bitch. Yep, that's usually at the two week mark. Yeah, it was.
00:21:06
Speaker
Good though, I think I might let one go from now on until I come back. See how outrageous it can get. You might have a bit of trouble getting on the old airlines though. Oh no, profile.
00:21:24
Speaker
Well, if it's longer than a ruler, then f**k. I wouldn't have to wear linen as well. Oh no. Or you need now just someone to stand behind you and cough, bro. I'm going to look straight past there and follow up with the needle on. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
00:21:54
Speaker
Not with your mask, not with your mask on the airport. Do you have to in New Zealand airport? I know Brisbane got rid of it. I don't really know. I never wear them now. As long as it's not mandatory. I'm just sick of them littering my car.
00:22:17
Speaker
They were nice and they just get dirty ass. I find them in jacket pockets or hoodie pockets. I'm like, oh fuck, what's this? Old fucking master. It was on a back pocket of my jeans, man. Yeah, you'll be able to see that new expressway now, Matty, when you come down. Saves a lot of time off that triple, right? Half an hour. Saves 30 minutes off.
00:22:44
Speaker
Oh, really? From where? I heard that and I was like, nah. And then I drove it from Auckland to Tito. It's pretty much like, yeah. Yeah, they were building it last time I was there, like off to the side there. Yeah, like fully bypasses Hamilton. And does it bypass Huntley as well? Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Pretty much you come out, you pretty much come out well, yeah.
00:23:15
Speaker
He must come out of there, like, or anyway. Turn off. Yeah, are we going to the... Just gotta hunt me there. We're going to the mount first anyway, so... We'll spend a couple of days there first before we hit the taupe wall. Oh, you'll probably just take that bloody... Just turn off by the bomb bays then. Yeah, yeah. Thank you. Go left there, I reckon. Well, yeah, I suppose so. Fucking yummy.
00:23:42
Speaker
That almost wouldn't be a huge difference now if you went the other way and then just turned off it. The road would be better too, wouldn't it? Going the... Yeah, that's 120 the whole way. Or 110. Yeah, it might be the one.
00:24:04
Speaker
So yeah, traveling overseas. Got a few other topics here. Oh, I guess we'll get into some poor form before we sort of get into some of these more other topics. Jordan, you had a story about a stump. Yeah, yep. That's my own poor form. Basically, I was at home.
00:24:32
Speaker
A couple of weekends ago and a few of the boys must have been out on the piss at the soccer club, which is like just around the corner from my house.
Vehicular Mishaps and Workplace Accidents
00:24:40
Speaker
Anyway, they were having a few, you know, courting on their way home sort of thing. And I was like, fuck, it was pretty late. It was like one in the morning or something like that. And I'll phone and I was like, oh, I can probably. She dropped me off because I didn't be drinking.
00:24:57
Speaker
drop one of the boys off sweet ass. We went to go drop the other one off and he's like, Oh, I don't have my keys. Like, can you back me up? Cause he stays up. I made his, um, one of our mates skill and, um, back's up. Oh, can you back up to the fence so I can, um, jump over, you know, up the back. Fucking hell man. Nah, just drop me up on the driver. Oh, please, please. Sweet ass drove up on the, uh, like on the lawn sort of thing.
00:25:26
Speaker
I'm trying not to get it all up. So I was sucking on that back up. And, uh, well sort of looking off, I was looking at him in my side Murray and I was like, as he was jumping up and sort of getting in between my U-turn offense, I was like, sort of leading the break off and fucking around. I can slip off the bat. Anyway, he jumps on that for a little bit. He jumped off and I was sort of looking at him in my.
00:25:53
Speaker
side mirror as I was pulling away because I thought he was going to fall off the fence and then fuck me there was a stump on the like on the left hand side of my ute and I was about, fuck it was about $300 you know just high enough that I couldn't see it and then but not low enough that not low enough that it didn't miss my you know
00:26:20
Speaker
on the side of my truck and it just smoked up my runner board, smoked up my front quarter panel. It made a real meal of it. Oh, no. So I was like... Got it. Didn't even see it, bro. So much damage, or...? Oh, not really, but I've had to rip the runner board off. It actually has damage quite a bit.
00:26:51
Speaker
It hasn't caused any problems, like I'm still driving around, you wouldn't even notice it, I'm in a missing runner mode. I'll have to get that fixed and that'll be an insurance claim, I'd say. So, yeah, pause for me. Yeah. Awful bit of a laugh, eh? It's usually a good point of efficacy.
00:27:12
Speaker
I wasn't intentionally laughing like it was more, he wanted to get dropped off and I was, yeah, I was watching him and I wasn't watching what I was doing. And there was a stump and it was a fuck. It was awkward, awkward hype. Yeah. It was probably a little bit more than a stump, but you know what I mean? It was about that. Yeah. Yeah. It was a little bit. Yeah. Yeah.
00:27:42
Speaker
Another vehicle performance story from Mitch as well. Well I've got them all. I've got them all. I've been sitting there and I actually thought of one that happened yesterday as well. Alright, let's hear them. My most recent one first. So at work we've got...
00:27:58
Speaker
It's quite important, bro. If you get boxed, pay your box. You can't. So we're on the forklifts yesterday. We smashed this job out. We were just cleaning up. We're down to the last two stillages. They were full of six and a half meter tinge. And that was in quite a tight area. And I was like, fuck, let me know the boys had to go. They couldn't get it. I was like, give me a go.
00:28:18
Speaker
I managed to snake the stillage out, lifted it up, got it around, I was on the home stretch, I was driving out and the fence panels, the temporary fence panels, one was higher than the other and it clipped the side of the tube and it gave me a fright and I slammed the brakes on and the stillage slid off. And fucking about 80 tubes bro, six and a half metres. About two and a half metres because I had the tines up real high.
00:28:45
Speaker
F*** up. Pain pain pain pain pain pain pain pain pain pain pain pain pain pain pain pain pain pain pain pain pain pain pain pain pain pain pain pain pain pain pain pain pain pain pain pain pain pain pain pain pain pain pain pain pain pain pain pain pain pain pain pain pain pain pain pain pain pain pain pain pain pain pain pain pain pain pain pain pain pain pain pain pain pain pain pain
00:29:14
Speaker
I was sitting there, I lifted up the tones, and I waited for him to back up, and he's still got his Moffat on the back of the tone. He's backing up, bro, and he's like pivoting a little bit, and I'm like, oh yeah, he's all good, he's all good. Oh, fuck, no, he's not all good. Back of the Moffat hits my stillness, hits the stillness off the tone, his tubes are hitting the ground again, and then Moffat looks up on the side like, oh, fuck, he goes back down, bro.
00:29:45
Speaker
And then there was the second still about another hundred tubes fell out on the ground right at like five o'clock where we were there till about five thirty quarters of six. Five minute job turned into like back in the hour real quick. Have you seen that show? Have you seen that show on YouTube mining boom Mitch?
00:30:12
Speaker
No. Oh, that's a bit of a laugh, bro. Watch that. Good ol' Aussie comedy stuff. Check that out. Is it a, like, mocky-bitchy type thing, or...? Oh, it's like cartoon, bro. Oh, okay, yeah. Cartoon. Yes, I think. So I do have another one. You do? Yeah, let's hear this one.
00:30:38
Speaker
So this one started in January, and this was actually the start of my run of like, mysterious, of like, a misfortunate event.
Legal Troubles and License Loss
00:30:46
Speaker
Started with getting pulled over. So the full story is, as we were, we had a loner's thing, we had a big bike ride, but they rolled the dice run, and we came back to the clubhouse to get set up, and while we were there, we were having a couple of beers. Meanwhile, one of the other boys has blitzed it on his bike, got fucking 200 metres down the road, and he's put it on the ground.
00:31:07
Speaker
Anyway, because he's had a couple of beers, he's got someone to pick him up, fuck his gaster, and left the bike on the side of the road. And he rings me. Bro, can you go down and get my bike?
00:31:17
Speaker
I hooked the trailer up, went to go and drive out of the driveway, and I seen the cops coming back from where we'd crashed it. So I stopped. I was still in the driveway, like with the Harley shoppers, and hadn't even gone on the road, bro. The cop was chucked to you. He stopped right in front of me. Bro, full-on breath tested me, because I was in control of a vehicle. I blow just over fucking low range. Then I had to go back to the fucking police station.
00:31:44
Speaker
So, done that, had caught, lost my license three months, got it back Monday, just passed. And one of the stipulations is that I have to have interlock. So, because of my history getting, losing my license three times, I think in nine years, I now have to participate in the interlock program.
00:32:06
Speaker
which is a device that sits in your car and it's linked to your ignition. So to be able to start the car, you have to be able to pass the test by blowing into it. And then every now and then, I think it's like every 20 minutes, half an hour while you're driving, it'll beep at you and you have to pick it up and blow again whilst you're driving.
00:32:28
Speaker
Geez, they can't do the old Hebrew blue into this and then not be with you. Well, I have seen hacks. I have seen hacks. I can just get a little air compressor. One of these.
00:33:06
Speaker
That's a series of poor form events leading up to that.
00:33:14
Speaker
So you've got to have that for a year. You've got to have one of those plates on your car as well. One of those e-plates. What is that? What's an e-plate? Drunk drivers here in WA have to have them for the same sort of thing.
00:33:36
Speaker
Yeah, they get labeled as offenders. They're like, oh, this comes with fucking hippie driving. Oh, no. That's a goodie. Name and shame, eh? Fuck. Truck put them on them, too. Oh, yeah? Truck, you fucking drunk driver. Holy shit.
00:34:04
Speaker
my work you didn't for friday anyway to get it fitted and get it fitted yeah and i just get that i can just get a switch like the old diesel case over here i mean all you could just try you know not not drink the actual yeah what they intend you to do is don't drink your drive
00:34:28
Speaker
Surely it's not too hard. In theory he shouldn't hinder you that much. Well look, Cave's been off the booze for a whole month now. And he's only shaved his beard once in that time. And Missus gets out of jail next week, is that right?
00:34:59
Speaker
I've got an up or form story as well related to the board, come off the board again about a month ago. It was just in the middle of this cold weather that we've been having here in Australia and I'd
00:35:16
Speaker
been getting rugged up with a jacket and scarf and these woolen gloves so riding to it to work not the best a tired aware for you know when you've got to hold the trigger of the remote to try and you know ride the board and i was freezing bro and i jumped on the board started going and the wind chill kicked in i was like it's cold um so i do like quick little calves just to sort of warm up a little bit um
00:35:46
Speaker
And then as I was accelerating, I think the woolen gloves, my finger has slipped off the accelerator, caused the board to decelerate. And I was all ready to, you know, go and it's, I've just jumped off the board because the board's kind of decelerated and I've just kept going. So I jumped off, I was going too fast to run it out. So I was taking like two steps, flipped onto my left side and just landed on my arm and the head onto the concrete.
00:36:16
Speaker
Head was fine. I can hear everything else so I ripped my jeans which I was pissed off about.
00:36:22
Speaker
Yeah, my elbow must have hit my ribs and fucking bruised him or something. I was fucking in pain for days or weeks. I couldn't do deep breaths properly and stuff like that. Could have been some cartilage damage. Yeah, I went and got an x-ray and stuff and the doctor never called me back so he's just like... Yeah, we were right. But he couldn't lie on my side. It's just annoying. It wasn't like, I could touch it.
00:36:52
Speaker
and it'll be fine but I'll try and lie on it or like stretch or do anything else and ah, yeah. It was bad, bad news. Extremely uncomfortable there, yeah. The worst thing was though, is I fucking fell off right in front of this fucking cyclist.
00:37:09
Speaker
She turned around because she was coming the other way. I fell off pretty much right in front of her so she turned around and came back and by this time I was sitting on the grass just shaking my head. There's people around that see me do that.
00:37:26
Speaker
So she came back and said, oh, are you all right? Are you all right? You'd seem like you hit the ground pretty hard. So yeah, that was very, very poor for her. Just have one of those. Sounds like you bailed right there, Matty. A lot of people put their arms out, which is a complete wrong move there.
00:37:53
Speaker
Yeah, I tried to tuck and roll but yeah, all I could do was just sort of brace, bring my arms up, just hit, hit and then sort of try and roll it. I did actually, I could only lift my arm.
00:38:14
Speaker
I was talking to you about it, and I was like, fucking hell, we're brothers,
Injuries and Their Impact
00:38:20
Speaker
all right? Because my arm was fucked. I could only move it to about there. I'll just give a description for the audio list. There's bitches holding both straight up in the air, but one's been to probably about a, what would you say?
00:38:40
Speaker
50 degree angle. 35 degree angle. Oh, no, no, no, probably 55. 55 degree angle, yeah. That's a 56.3. But yeah, yeah, that was from your fall, eh? Yeah, right. Yeah, that was in February. Yeah, I always said this. I always said it.
00:39:24
Speaker
I don't know. I haven't really been rehabbing it properly. I got a call from WorkCover the other day to see what was happening. How was I?
00:39:35
Speaker
They said, Oh, what have you been doing? I said, I'll be going to occupational therapist. The base hospital said, yes. She goes, what about anything else? I said, no. You're supposed to be getting private care. If you don't keep the movement going, then yeah, your body does kind of forget how to do it. Like, yeah. And sort of your, actually even the pain tells your mind that you can't do it.
00:40:01
Speaker
That's a real weird thing, eh? And you've got to always push it up every time. Every day. So, every time you spend it manually with the other hand, does it for the go? No, it's just locked. No, seized. Seized upgrade. Ooh, it's a WD-40 on the other hand. I don't know. In some grooves in the air, I don't know, they might have loosened or...
00:40:24
Speaker
Yeah, maybe. I haven't really been looking after it. I had a few weeks off and then as soon as I could move it again, I was out passing the scaffold and fucking doing it. Abusing that again. Well, I think going down the road on a Harley and shit and I ride like this because my arm was too sore, you know. You have to get a ball on the Harley. It might be quite hard to
00:40:51
Speaker
You're usually a blower if your arm's jammed up like that. I'll have to tell them to put it on this side. Oh man, bad news. It's good for golf. It's good for golf. You said I'm tucked in nicely, eh? Yeah. At least you can still swing a club, I guess.
00:41:17
Speaker
I might try to dump off a building to improve my fucking handicap, man. Oh, you'll be handicapped, all right. Yeah, that makes sense that it's improved your handicap. Did you get better car parking as well now? Yeah, but you should apply for one of those disability stickers, bro. I'm not a bad chap. Yeah, why not?
00:41:47
Speaker
I think we just wanted to also give a couple of shout outs. Breaking news.
00:41:57
Speaker
And we would have talked more about this, but none of us here really know too much about it. But shout out to the nephew, Chris, who's got selected to play for the Rams, I believe, is what the news was. So a big shout out to him. And also another friend of the podcast, Joe Royal, he's playing, who's he playing for?
00:42:36
Speaker
So if anyone does please comment, send us a link or give us more information. We'd love to celebrate the
00:42:48
Speaker
the achievements of other whānau and stuff like that. Any sort of sporting events really, I think we should dedicate a bit of time to chat about it. Any sports endeavours that young fellas are up to or yourself are up to, want to share with anyone? Well, the old Hawks will be in the final next week against the Falcons. That'll be a great, great argument. That'll be in playing in that game.
00:43:18
Speaker
because he's Georgie. Shout out to the Hawks as well then. Tarko played in his first comp, oh not comp, but he's now on a team weekly basketball and they had their first game on Thursday night and the team he got put in with
00:43:39
Speaker
They did well where I think his first game he'd done all right. He scored about 10 points I think overall for his team. They carved up, they were like 53-0. What did he say? 53-0. 53-0. Holy shit. Was that really good or was the other team really good? I was going to say, were they actually playing against another team? Just to practice.
00:44:08
Speaker
Yeah, I don't know, bro. They gave away a lot of opportunities at other teams. They just couldn't finish. But yeah, they had, between Thiago and some other kid, bro, and this other little kid, he was mean. He just threw the ball over on it, Cohen. He'd be running up and just lay up like this. He would have scored at least 30 points on his own, bro. He was on there.
00:44:34
Speaker
Oh, he's obviously got to kick out of that then. He's got to play with the catch. Oh, shot. Oh, good. Well done. Well done, Tiago. Coaches came up to him and they're buzzing out. They're going, this is his first game. He plays at school and stuff, but he's never been a part of a club. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
00:45:02
Speaker
How's your layup game at the moment? Has it improved? Has your layup game improved a bit with the claw? Your hookshots? Thankfully it was with my left hand. Everything happens with this hand.
00:45:26
Speaker
Cool, I hope he keeps it up. I hope he remembers us when he's famous about the old basketball hoop in the backyard. Jumping over the fence again. Any other events, Fano related or otherwise?
00:45:50
Speaker
Actually, I'll probably give me a chance to talk about the mango reunion I went to yesterday.
Comical Reunions and Awkward Situations
00:45:56
Speaker
So David Williams, who I met in mango, obviously, but recently at Harley King, he's 50th, we decided, because me, him and Harley were the only ones from mango there. So we thought, oh, we should have a mango reunion. So David organised it.
00:46:16
Speaker
put the word out to a whole bunch of people and they're like, yeah, cause that's us being sweet as the day rolls around yesterday. And I turned up there at an hour after the like 10 a.m. 11 o'clock. I turned up.
00:46:31
Speaker
And it's him and one other dude. There's only three of us there for the whole thing. But it was cool. Tony Parkinson was the other fella there who I vaguely remember because he's a few years older than me. But I vaguely remember him dating Shannon Sinclair before Damien did. Or apparently before the other person did as well.
00:47:02
Speaker
But yeah, so it was mainly us three and then Harley turned up a bit later on. But Tony Parkinson drives this Unimog and he had it parked up there. And he's got a very loud sound system and DJ setup running in the back of it. Big shout out to him though. Mog militia on TikTok. If you want to check it out,
00:47:30
Speaker
pretty outrageous. He's got big arms that unfurl from the top of the Unimog on the side out to a big lighting rig.
00:47:42
Speaker
So he can have like laser lights and rotating lights going as well as there's music playing. He's also got a 50 inch, 60 inch screen facing towards the people as well. So he had that there, he had it there since 6 o'clock in the morning, just fucking pumping sounds. Shit. Yeah and like this was at a public park so it was like there's heaves of people here man and he's just got these sounds cracking.
00:48:13
Speaker
There's like, oh shit, there's a few more people here, better turn it down, turn it down and then like all these people turned around and were like, no turn it back up, turn it back up. Oh yeah, sweet as them. Yeah, it was good, we stayed there all day pretty much, just still having a chat. Catching up, good to see you, yeah. Fellas from MAGA, I represented Hawks as well, good, I'll let you know, I had my Hawks shirt on. So yeah.
00:48:36
Speaker
Nice. Couple of quiet ones and just talk shit. Yeah. Pretty much. But, um, yeah, fucking out of it. Unimog. Fucking. Just the whole back is just decked out with this huge. So that'll be so you can have like a, you can almost just roll up the parks and then place some movies in that area for people.
00:48:58
Speaker
I said, fuck yeah, do you DJ bro? And he goes, I just go park up in the bush and get on the bus by myself and just see who turns up. He's had a couple of people, he goes parks up and then has people turn up cause they hear it. And he's like, Oh yeah, where'd you come from? And he goes, Oh, seven Ks away.
00:49:22
Speaker
I heard your sounds. That must be like a big open space but you know that's how fucking loud it is. It's ridiculously loud like very very loud. He's got like all these power inverters and stuff like that to keep the audio flow and the power kind of pumping. This fucking huge generator. It was a 7 KVA or something like that generator. You might know what that is George but that's what I had on the side of it. Holy hell.
00:49:53
Speaker
Yeah, big diesel generator. Yeah, well, that's like basically something that could run an entire oven. Yeah, it's pretty serious. He's running a sound system. Yeah, that's enough. That's enough to run a fucking oven. That was meant to be on TikTok.
00:50:17
Speaker
Mog militia, big shout out to the bro there. Yeah, hopefully I'll get to sort of help him out with a bit of the audio side of things. I'll throw some students at them that I know that will be keen to kind of just get the experience, I reckon. It'll be pretty mean. Cool, all right.
00:50:38
Speaker
We've got a couple of, I guess, for the lack of emails. This is request topics from the Kuzzies as well. I think I had one. I'll start it off. There's a thing that I came
00:50:58
Speaker
heard about recently and I had to kind of look it up because I didn't really understand what it was. Apparently it's called sunning your perineum which is apparently a fad that involves exposing your taint to the sun.
00:51:16
Speaker
They reckon they keep the benefits for it, like increased libido, enhanced mood, better sleep, that sort of stuff. So the question is, would the kazis ever try, or have they tried something like that? Oh, fuck, I'm never going to try. I don't know. I don't know who's got the time for this sort of shit, eh? Are you going to... Not in your backyard, or I don't know, send yourself up and just...
00:51:46
Speaker
getting down on all fours. Fucking hanging yourself upside down. Are you on your back with your legs in the air, or are you on all fours? It's booking into one of these sun beds. It probably has to be natural sun, I'm guessing, because that's what these people will be all about. You're doing like Downward Dog, but you're fucking spraying your butt cheeks open, I don't know. Yeah, you bend yourself over like a horseshoe, not a mountain. Horseshoe.
00:52:22
Speaker
I'll be way too here anyway. To see some validity to this. When we first started doing these podcasts, I think one of the topics was when I went for a colonic.
00:52:45
Speaker
So that the person that runs that she's very open to a whole lot of sort of weird butt stuff. I like weird butt stuff. I like where this is going. Including like, Oh yeah. So there's actually a thing on Instagram and it tells you like,
00:53:11
Speaker
You know, what it does, what the benefits of it. Oh, okay. Oh, she's actually still standing. Oh no. Okay. She's got both hands clasped. Okay. Well, you did more research than I did. What's their name on Instagram?
00:53:57
Speaker
I say we give it a go. And then next time we reconvene, we can share off our findings.
00:54:06
Speaker
30 seconds. That's what was my other question. Like how long do you have to do it for? Cause fuck you wouldn't want to get burnt down there, would you? I burnt rings. Applying, applying vitamin D to that. That's funny. Cause like, you know, a lot of these things, it's like, Oh, you know, they used to do it back in the day and all that. No, like see any time when anyone's been just
00:54:37
Speaker
open their arse open to the sunshine and biological, doesn't make any biological sense to me.
00:54:46
Speaker
I don't know. I don't know why they're getting regulated from sunshine up fast. Someone's heard the phrase, stick it where the sun don't shine and taken it a bit literally. It's trying to get some sunshine in there. The sun does shine, that's the thing. I've sprayed my cheeks open.
00:55:12
Speaker
Here's a health tip for you for this week. If anyone does try, please give us a follow up. I'll wait till summer. You had a topic in, I think I'll let you sort of
00:55:35
Speaker
elaborate on it. The only starter that I got given was clanking in the lounge. Yes, well, I've got a story about this as well. But I'm all for having a bit of a clank every now and then, you know, by partial thought, you know.
00:55:54
Speaker
Who cares if we get amongst it? Well, three weeks ago, my missus went and got her hair done. I was like, sweet, she'll be going for fucking three or four hours. And then that time was fucking around playing Xbox. And then I looked at the time and was like, what a sneaky cookie. A quick one in now. Wow. Very nice. I was just laying around on the couch for some
00:56:22
Speaker
You know, having a quick tug, you know what I mean? And, um, hammering away. I, um, I finished anyway. And then I was just laying there. Not bad. And then all of a sudden, all of a sudden I hear it was like, Oh, fucking, this is turned up. I'm like, Oh, fuck.
00:56:45
Speaker
You know, she's, I want to quickly fucking get rid of all the evidence. I can stash them in the fucking, in the walking basket. And then, um, she walks in and she's like, why are you sweaty? I was like, Oh.
00:57:09
Speaker
I've got a fever. I was using your lotion. Oh, no. No, just fucking took the word. That was not long ago, that's why. She knew that. That I was lying. Because I was having like this disgusting look on my face as well. I've been caught doing things. I shouldn't have been. Post nut clarity acres. Yeah, yeah, yeah. It's real relaxed and...
00:57:39
Speaker
Yeah, holy shit. Yeah, it's not the first time I think Deb will learn to pick up the lounge. The lounge clink is quite a winner for you then. Is it?
00:57:52
Speaker
Is it still a good idea afterwards when you realise you've just fucking had a wank in the lounge? But with having a wank somewhere else, then make you realise that maybe wanking in the lounge isn't a good idea. I don't know, I'd do it for the risk factor as well. Is it just the risk factor? The risk factor is also edge while you're in there as well. You don't have to get up. You don't have to get up.
00:58:22
Speaker
You know? Got things in motion. We were flying a bit close to the sun because you'd spent too much time trying to find the right porno. Oh yeah, I was. You know how you go through when you're looking for one. That one. Nah, not that one. Can we start? What do you want to get? Nah, fuck this is rubbish. Yeah, what's another one? Yeah.
00:58:48
Speaker
She's making way too much noise once you actually open it up. Yeah, it actually sounds like a reef. Yeah, it doesn't sound that good. Yeah. I don't like that. Also playing music in the background. So you're like, oh yeah, no, I've got an hour that you've spent 45 to scroll through. You're scrolling through, Paul. I've got too much dialogue.
00:59:26
Speaker
At least you didn't get caught with the fucking actual, you know, the whole full sticky situation. I'm a fucking mad cunt. I'll fucking kill ya.
00:59:45
Speaker
Oh, Jesus. First, have a sticky belly. Yeah. I've actually been caught in a similar situation, really. Not quite the same, but why are you having a shower in the afternoon?
01:00:10
Speaker
Cold water. Cold shells, eh, Cuz? Cold shells. Yeah, it's good for the immune system. No shame, Cuz. No shame in that. Everyone's done it. Those who say they don't. A lie. Cuz are not being bold enough to be in the lounge though. Probably too lazy as well.
01:00:36
Speaker
I think being in the lounge probably is more lazy because you'd have an extra go up to start off the xbox and then off the xbox and then off the xbox and then off the xbox and then off the xbox and then off the xbox and then off the xbox and then off the xbox and then off the xbox and then off the xbox and then off the xbox and then off the xbox and then off the xbox and then off the xbox and then off the xbox and then off the xbox and then off the xbox and then off the xbox and then off the xbox and then off the xbox and then off the xbox and then off the xbox and then off the xbox and then off the xbox and then off the xbox and then off the xbox and then off the xbox and then off the xbox and then off the xbox and then off the xbox and then off the xbox and then off the xbox and then off the xbox and then off the xbox and then
01:01:05
Speaker
I can't imagine getting a hell of a lot of privacy in the bedroom either when you've got kids. No matter where you are they'll be there.
01:01:34
Speaker
That's not good sometimes. We've got a lock on the door. When they're younger anyway, I guess, yeah. As happened before, when the boys are younger. It's not like they know what's going on, though, is it? Yep. Afternoon delight. I think you can disguise all those other things, though, like you're just wrestling or something.
01:02:02
Speaker
Yeah, yeah, yeah. I keep it hard since there's some you can't find out. At least you don't know that it's different. Yeah, T. I think that's all we had today. I mean, at least you really want to talk about the rugby, but I can't really talk about that, to be honest. Yeah, quite happy not to talk about that. Yeah, yeah. Got a good mate to finish on, bro. I've got a lot of wrongies, mate, here.
01:02:31
Speaker
Oh yes, so you've got Brooklyn, who's Riley's mate, working with you at the moment. And he's 18, he's young, he's keen, he wants to learn, but he's still got a lot to learn. And one of the boys says, oh, you are a box, don't you? You are a box. And he turns around and he goes, no, no, I owe free. I owe free. Free. What are you doing? You don't own up to that.
01:03:00
Speaker
No, he's out of it, dude. That's a double duty, is though, bro. So last night as well, we went to the boys old high school, who Brooklyn's brother was in a performance of the musical Grease for their school.
01:03:23
Speaker
And while Brooklyn was here when they found out they were doing it, he bought the first three rows of the theatre or the hall for his mates. Just pay me back or whatever. But yeah, I've booked out the first three rows for himself, his mates and his family so they could get good seats. And he even made a surprise appearance there last night as well.
01:03:52
Speaker
So flew down from Rocky. Didn't even tell his mum he was coming. Just showed up at the venue. Surprised everyone. And then he was back on a plane this morning. Back up this morning. He was on a plane by 11 o'clock. Yeah, he's a bit of a unit too, isn't he?
01:04:16
Speaker
Yeah, he's actually got a nickname already, bro. Took him, like, a couple of days. In the movie, Big Hero 6. Oh, Baymax? Baymax. Baymax. Yeah, he's huge. He's absolutely huge. He's a good kid, bro. He feels like Baymax. Yeah. Cool. I was thinking, good catching up with you, cuz he's a good laugh. Yeah, he's all still well and, you know.
01:04:46
Speaker
Happy year, we won't leave it too long again. I think we said that last time. It was a month or so, a month and a bit. On a weekly basis to... Yeah, weekly to... Doesn't really matter, eh? Nah, no, he's had more to talk about and be a bit risqué with what we talk about. Definitely raise the bar there.
01:05:13
Speaker
for sure but you know you know either way because that's what it's all about bro thanks everyone for joining us this is black mcgee signing off for cut care mitch george and cave take care of my note see you next time
01:06:19
Speaker
No lounges were stained in the making of this podcast.