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Cuz Chat 42 - Revenge Wank
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We on! another cuz chat with da cuzzies JRD and macho man randy average. join the convo at cuzhatpodcast@gmail.com or follow on socials.
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Introduction and Meet the Hosts
00:00:39
Speaker
Welcome back to the Kuzz Chat podcast. You'll hear once again with Black McGee and the Kuzzies. In the house tonight we've got Macho Man Randy Averidge back for your listening pleasure and the Kuzz dog who always here number one host with the most George the ruthless deception.
Recap and Awards Ideas
00:01:00
Speaker
Welcome back Kuzzies. George how are you Kuzz? Good Kuzzie.
00:01:06
Speaker
good to be back on but also I was good to have a listen and last week with the two OGs just on there you and the Kazi Mitch there. On Kazi Mitch, yeah. Yeah it was good to just get him for a bit of a listen there and just be a
00:01:24
Speaker
podcast listener. Yeah, instead of a host there. The list demanding for sure. Yeah, it was only a couple of weeks ago, but it feels like it's, you know, we do them few and far between, but it's good to get back in the saddle. So thanks for being with us this week. Thank you. And Kuzzy, Kuzzy Miles. Welcome back. Surprise guest. Yeah, she's been a wild, been an avid listener. Oh, that's good.
00:01:51
Speaker
But yeah, it's actually got me thinking just when you're talking to George there. What other stats on hosts and hosties and listens? I'd like to see those stats. Is there maybe a mention at the next? What does that follow? What does the final gamesies do? There could be a host prize there.
00:02:14
Speaker
Barnodee. Barnodee, yeah, yeah. Oh, we'll have to come up. Well, yeah, let's put it out to the listeners. What sort of categories could we recognise or acknowledge? Hosts, I guess. In terms of co-hosts, yeah, either Mitch or George probably got the most ones underway there. Even people's stories have been mentioned about, you know, like... Yeah. I think... There's most popular episodes. I'm just on the ratio.
00:02:44
Speaker
Oh, most mentions? Yeah, okay, most mentions, yeah. Most poor forms. Got a good ratio of not being on, but being mentioned a lot, you know? Yeah, most poor form stories. The poorest of forms. The poorest of forms. They are poor forms ranked.
Competitions and Sports Talk
00:03:09
Speaker
I think you have to do like a
00:03:12
Speaker
or something, bro, where you go on and actually do a bit of my life in five minutes, fucking thing or whatever. Yeah. Well, that's user submitted content. So if you send it to me, I'll make sure it gets out there. But yeah, yeah, something like that would be cool. If we give the cousins a brief, you know, these are the questions that you got to respond to. I won't say answer because, you know,
00:03:41
Speaker
I think a good one would be, you know, how I think it was a George has had the, um, I don't know. What did you just have a games or something recently? And the winner actually loses, but even though was it, was it you guys?
00:03:58
Speaker
You're talking about Sunday Cup and the winner has to drink all their fucking tests. You want to win, but you don't want to win. If you win something in the Cuz Check podcast, like, you know, a prestigious prize, the top prize, your prize is Dog Bowl.
00:04:17
Speaker
Your prize is five minutes of roasting from all the cousins that get to submit something and it's just ruthless roasting. I know Josh has got some fucking scary stories. Roast. Then you probably wouldn't want to get out. A host roast. Host roast. Host roast. Yeah, there you go. Anyone that's been a host is fair game to roast.
00:04:44
Speaker
That'd be hilarious. Yeah, we've actually come up with a new one on the old Sunday cup. So the person that wins has to drink the cup. But we come up with this new new edition of the person that gets the wooden spoon has to drink a yadi. But if they can finish the yadi without spilling faster than a fucking winner finishes the cup.
00:05:08
Speaker
then they can actually take it double or nothing that's a good one yeah but it'll be fucking hard and but then they also have to finish the cup too because then they're the winner
00:05:33
Speaker
Oh man. Yeah. It'll be, um, it'll just be the games of people who try not to win a, you know, yeah, yeah. That's the top eight will be still going for the figure in the bottom eight will be just trying to flag low ranking. Yeah. It'll be like the race to be the West tigers. Oh,
00:05:58
Speaker
Yeah, we've been watching a bit of footy and rugby lately too. I've been watching a bit of the World Cup and I guess the wires are still in the NRL as well. Yeah, they went well on the weekend, didn't they? Yeah, yeah. Yeah, well they needed to win, didn't they? Yeah, well they pumped them. It was like 15 minutes into the game and
00:06:21
Speaker
the Knights hadn't even completed a set. Yeah, yeah, they'd done something like 10 or 11, or 9 completed sets to like the Knights 1 completed set, or they hadn't completed a set. And that first half, yeah, it was crazy. Oh, they don't mean it, they only, I think a couple of times they just didn't really chase kicks properly, and then they sort of let the foot off the throat of the Knights a little bit, and then out wide a couple of times they didn't mark up, but that was fucking, that was the best game I've seen the Warriors play in ages.
00:06:52
Speaker
That's what they were saying, is that it's like a return to form for them. Yeah. Is Sean Johnson really that good? I think he looked all right. He definitely pulled him back though, you know? Yeah, well he was early on, he was just dropping it wide, but a few back doors and stuff like that.
00:07:15
Speaker
He started to show them up in the middle, but they were, you know, they were still getting tackled in the middle, but it just it did stagnate. I'll play a little bit until later on. And then if I gave it what they don't believe me, I can. I can also send his name. I forget his name now. Yeah, it's like it's called later on.
00:07:44
Speaker
on the bandwagon thing so i can't yeah yeah yeah well same really but i was just watching it on the weekend i'm fully on the bandwagon now yeah i'm starting to know i was starting to get a few extra names in and stuff yeah yeah yeah yeah before i only knew shawn johnson and timothy martin yeah
00:08:12
Speaker
Oh, it's good though, getting the back in because it was a hard follow for a while, wasn't it? It's good to see them doing well. I'd seen Fiji did well too, against Australia.
Sports Events and Costs
00:08:24
Speaker
They could have scored more points too. They just like fumble or, you know, ill discipline. But yeah, no, it was...
00:08:35
Speaker
I watched the game and the Warriors game in Pemriff too when I watched that. Oh yeah. Just before the day before the UFC. Do you remember? Oh, you were in Sydney. Yeah. Yeah, I wasn't actually there. Chopped because it's like, yeah, yeah. I wasn't actually there chopped because it's fucking hard to get drinks over this. Yeah. At the event.
00:09:05
Speaker
Yeah, yeah, yeah. Well, any event really. I know you sell three and a half per cent over there too. Well, it is Penrifo. People there are already feral. The pub by the train station is called the Red Cow.
00:09:28
Speaker
There's not going to be any great stories come out of the red cow. I lived there for quite a few years and fuck me. You know on a Tuesday night it's pretty full on. I wasn't impressed with the price of the bears of the year, see though. Let's have a guess. So what size bears are you talking?
00:09:51
Speaker
Oh, just the standard cans. Cans, so 330 mil, 330 mil can at a UFC event would probably go for... Say 13 bucks. Double digits. 13 bucks? Yeah, with something like that. And for a can of fucking Jimmy's, 16.70. Yeah. Fucking ridiculous. AUS. Well, piss me off as they got the cans there.
00:10:20
Speaker
Oh yeah, they got the cans there. They got to tip them out into a plastic fucking cup before you drink them. That doesn't fucking get me. What is that doing for you? Is that not doing it for you? Logistically, because you've got to wait for them to tip them out. Why not just have kegs if you're going to serve them in plastic cups?
00:10:47
Speaker
I can understand maybe, you know, Jimmy's don't come in kids, but if you're just going to get beers and you're just going to tip them out of the cans, why bother having them in the cans? The young girls real will be pissed off. You know, it's like, it's like, here you go. Here's a fucking gritter. That's what you go. Here's a paper straw and there's nine cups to drink your beer out of, you know, exactly. That's what I was thinking. It was like, what is the, like,
00:11:13
Speaker
You'd think it'd be beneficial just to use the single aluminium can that can be smushed down to quite a small mass. And then quite easily recycled too. But I know why they don't is because you can take one sip out of a can and then throw it at some kind of head. It's not going to kill anyone though.
00:11:33
Speaker
Well, that's not where my travel went to. I was like, oh, someone might do the mad recycling and get 10 cents for all those cans. But I see your point. If you want to go down the violent route, sure. Well, I'm pretty sure that's why they took them into the cups. Well, that's what I thought. So whoever's doing the bars, like there you go. There's our feed for tomorrow morning. We'll just cash in all these aluminum cans. Well, maybe that's it as well.
00:12:04
Speaker
Oh yeah, sport events, they're never cheap, are they?
Richo's Rugby Journey
00:12:10
Speaker
And yeah, look, I guess talking about keeping on the sport theme, from the previous episode, we still have a bit of a rugby chat going with Richo about his decision to step out from the coaching side of rugby and step into the player scene again. And so we've got a bit of an update there, bit of a clarification, I think on
00:12:34
Speaker
that situation and it was something along the lines of that he's looking at a Division 4 team. I think it was what he said, but he's not sure if he's going to be playing for them or a Division 2 team, I think he said. Pulling in for a Division 2 or something, yes. Most of the two teams they have at this club. Has that new information given you a bit more to, you know,
00:13:01
Speaker
Yeah, well, I think probably division four is going to be that might be similar to president's grade over here, I guess. Maybe a little bit. Yeah, maybe a little bit lower even. So the intensity might not be as bad as you think. Well, yes, but also you've got to think in the States, probably like
00:13:24
Speaker
Sometimes when you play in a higher grade, you almost get injured a little bit less because everyone's technique's a little bit better. You don't got people flying in or out of the fucking tackles and grass cuts and shit like that. Yeah. Yeah. People sort of, yeah. Yeah. Know what they're doing. Know how to tackle safely. Yeah. Well, I've seen some tackles recently in some, you know, uh, international games that were questionable from a technique perspective.
00:13:55
Speaker
Yeah, that's right. Did you see that Namibia blokes foot? Oh yeah. Yeah, that was got me worried about rich over there. Yeah. Yeah. Oh, that's it. But like I was saying, if you get on the old fucking HGH, your human growth hormone on what is he nearly 50 now? So, but a TRT, but he might not need that because if he's still keen to play rugby, he must be running. He must be still
00:14:25
Speaker
Do you supplement the testosterone, maybe? What is TRT? Testosterone replacement therapy. Oh, true. Why would you need that? Do like old people run out of testosterone? Yeah, so as you go past 40... Not saying you're older. He's the oldest. What are you talking about? Well, I imagine not to be an asshole. As you go past 40-ish, just slowly diminishes, I think.
00:14:51
Speaker
Oh, yeah, it's down. And then people will get fucking it mainly as people that want to go to the gym will keep it like an actable, especially in the States where you probably sit down and piss or not. Not that bad. I don't think that bad. No, I just think it's. Yeah. I mean, it's just Australia dropping down that they need low testosterone to do that. You can do that right now. Oh, actually, I remember a previous channel of night time. Yeah. Yeah. You got to be tactical about it. Yeah.
00:15:23
Speaker
So yeah, these are the performance-enhancing drugs that Richard might need to, because I thought it was two assholes. I thought you were talking about painkillers, not performance-enhancing drugs, because I mean, that's a different cocktail of drugs altogether.
00:15:43
Speaker
Yeah, well, that's the route that Rottas has sort of gone is, um, and that's that post-career. Well, during this career as well, he wasn't popping one of those probably before night out. Yeah. Yeah. What does it call it? Pre-career. Yeah. And he used to, you know, there was a period there where he was sort of
00:16:12
Speaker
posting a few of his excrements to the chat and those weren't pretty. I don't think they were meant to be but you know we will give critique where critique is due 100%. Let's just say they weren't nice little tubes. They weren't 40j tubes.
00:16:38
Speaker
Speaking of Rosie, he was meant to be. I think we were looking for an expert on the topic of all these, you know, performance and answers and whatnot. And yeah, he said he was going to be available, but he must have got a better offer or fell asleep one of the two or something in between. But yeah, so Richo, keep us updated because if you do get a first game in there, get someone to
00:17:04
Speaker
Or yourself, record your post-game comments, please. Always love to hear those. Or even a pre-game comments, you know, how you think you're going to go. And then the devastation that ensues, love to see it. What else has been happening this week in the cast chat that you boys want to highlight? I've got a couple of things, but I'll give you the, if there's anything special mentions, shout outs.
00:17:36
Speaker
Oh, what has been happening? I saw walls are blazing up two joints.
Drug Decriminalisation in ACT
00:17:47
Speaker
Is that a PB? Is that a personal best?
00:17:55
Speaker
Well, there was a little bit of news that came out of the Kuzchat channel recently from Kuzajay and this is to do with the ACT becoming the first Australian state to decriminalise illicit drugs in small quantities. These include cocaine 1.5 grams, meth 1.5 grams, MDMA 1.5 grams,
00:18:26
Speaker
amphetamine 1.5 grams, heroin 1.5, cannabis 1.5, marijuana 50 grams, different from cannabis, magic mushrooms 1.5. Well, I've got it here. Yeah, it could be cannabis oils. And then magic mushrooms and LSD. Is there anything missing on that list? That seems pretty... That looks like it. That sounds like a hectic weekend. I was going to say that, yeah.
00:18:56
Speaker
That is a big weekend. Heroin 1.5. Fuck, do they actually think that's OK? What sort of quantities is that? How many is that? Like, what are the? I don't know. I don't know how much Heroin is. But yeah, it'd be if I can either way. You think that'll just be zero? Are they trying to get that many tourists to those?
00:19:26
Speaker
I'm all of them there, but H is probably going to be the worst for you, I guess. I mean, they probably need them in the ACT, but they haven't got much else going for them, have they? Yeah, Brumbies are sure. But that's where all the politicians are. So I'd imagine that... Well... So they don't get caught all the time. Well, you know exactly why that is, though. It's because you bring in laws like that.
00:19:54
Speaker
And then all of a sudden, oh, I know what's happening in the ACT, what we've done since we've been in parliament, drug crimes come down fucking 300%. No one's getting charged. Yeah. Oh, Jesus. That's pretty odd. That's some stuff on there. Like, I wouldn't expect just like meth. Mind you, is it
00:20:23
Speaker
They've got those safe places you can shoot up now. Yeah. We're talking about that before. Yeah. That must be submitted. The whole thing is that it's like in Scandinavian modules, like in models how we want to invest in the treatment rather than
00:20:47
Speaker
Yeah. You're not going to stop people, so provide a safe environment and access to quality drugs. What more could you want? Yeah. Well, that's what fucking ruins it half the time. Shit, guys. It ruins your week, really.
00:21:11
Speaker
Next minute you got sugar in your nose. Yeah. All right. I got rock salt. Ungrinded. Just raw. Oh yeah, so thanks for that AJ. Quality content there, Kuzzy. Good content. Good stuff to talk about. Let us know about your thoughts as well. He's always got good content.
00:21:40
Speaker
One of the more recent things as well, there was a video shared, and I'll play a bit of it now.
Electricians: Old vs New Methods
00:21:47
Speaker
I don't know if I'll play all of it, but we'll see how we go. And I'll preface it by just saying there was a commentary from a young apprentice, electrical apprentice, to be right, about the wiring of a switchboard. So we'll see if we can get some audio up here.
00:22:10
Speaker
Don't know what, I'm gonna f***ing say something really controversial right now. Oh great, wait, stop filming. No, but all the f***ing, like, all the f***ing previous old sparkies, right, that are doing s*** like this, like, have a look at the back of this board, right? Let's get f***ing, like, like, this is f***ing s***, like, you f***ing s*** did this s***, like, you need to f***ing get a grip, because this is f***ing horrible. All these other switchboards that we go to are, like, the exact same, which is a f***ing dog's breakfast behind the f***ing board.
00:22:38
Speaker
And then I'll have to come here and make it all neat and shit. It's just like... What do you call the old times? Boomers. Fucking stupid. Absolutely Boomer Sparky's a shit. He carries on for a bit more. They're doing a bit of a swear counter as well. So he's definitely turning it on. But yeah, there was a bit of discourse that came out of that in the chat. A few good comments about not only the work, but the apprentice as well.
00:23:08
Speaker
We just sort of scroll back while we got here. Can I touch on that? I never thought about it before, but when that was wired up, it was probably just some bloke gone to that house and wired it up. And now there's three people in that video critiquing it. That's what today's age has gone to.
00:23:28
Speaker
You know, there's a dude in there talking shit, there's a dude eating a toastie and there's another dude holding the camera counting the swear words. Is anybody doing any work? I bet your house is wired up in 10 minutes. I only just noticed it from just listening to that, but they've got Drum and Bass absolutely blaring in the background too. The camps are probably pinging, no wonder they're fucking getting through the work, but yeah.
00:23:59
Speaker
When you come at someone like that, you really do open yourself up for critique in that scenario. I looked at that switchboard and I go, well, I don't even think he's made it that much better. From how he found it. And to be fair, I've seen some shockers. What was going on behind there wasn't really that bad, especially when you consider
00:24:26
Speaker
It's probably been, fuckers, six to 10 sparkies in there fiddling around behind there, fucking up whoever done that, you know, whoever done that work originally. So, messing it up every time. Yeah, that's right. You know, like we, I look at a truck and there's a shit-wiring job or shit job on it, but I know it didn't come out of Kenworth like that. There's probably been 30 other guys that have worked on that.
00:24:52
Speaker
So I can call form to the dude wearing the shorts. Yeah. So I sent it to an expert, resident expert, Uncle Pop, AKA the old man. So I sent him the video and he kind of took his time as measured, you know, measured his response as you would expect from the old man. So he's and I did chat to him after this to clarify some stuff. So I'll add on to this at the end. But basically this is his response.
00:25:22
Speaker
It's true the wiring of that board is a mess, but how does he know who did it? At least the board could open past 90 degrees to gain access. Some boards I've worked on didn't open at all. They were mounted three to four inches off the wall, and trying to trace the wiring was not only a nightmare, but very dangerous, because she had to do this with the power still on. Also, generally, that standard was acceptable at the time.
00:25:49
Speaker
And then he finished it off with, is the idiot eating his toasted sandwich, the owner or the boss? And he wasn't impressed with the way that the young electrician spoke. He talks like that, he reckons. So yeah, he was not impressed by the young sparkies thing, but like he said, like some boards he's tried to get into, I mean, he couldn't even open. So at least it showed that it was good access there. So I'm saving graces for whoever did it.
00:26:20
Speaker
Yeah, I don't even know what that couple's complaining about to be fair. I think it was definitely putting it on for the video, for sure. But the boomers get a bad rap every now and then, so... Oh, I've got to cut these fellas some slack. Yeah, yeah. Like you said, Miles, there's a new generation that, you know, they wouldn't have had to put in all the hard yards. Like these oldies have had to... I think you mentioned before, George, that the tools that are available now probably make that job, you know, a lot easier, a lot quicker. Oh, exactly.
00:26:49
Speaker
all the tools, all the parts, they're just a lot easier to use. Like, you know, you've got nice little battery drills, impact drivers, you know, back in the day they would have had a, they would have had to use a quarter drill, you know, and then fucking those can bind up and fucking wrench up armors and yeah. Actually, one thing the old man said he did used to have to use is that they didn't, this is before they had,
00:27:15
Speaker
conduit or even tape, you'd see they'd use waxed string to hold all their wiring together and just kind of loop it around so that you keep all your bundle of wires together and then when you need a wire to go out, you just sort of let it out of the loop and then keep winding.
00:27:34
Speaker
So that by the time you get to the end, you're only left with the one wire and one loop going around that wire pretty much. So yeah, they had some good ideas and good ways of doing stuff with what they had. Yeah, I quite like that. I mean, I'm of the opinion that...
00:27:50
Speaker
Less is, less is better when it comes to cable ties and shit. There's nothing worse than going in there. Someone's made a shit job of it and then they've tried to fix it with cable ties. I've done it with cable ties. Yeah, yeah. So you want to do it tidy, do it tidy and then add a couple of cable ties at the end just in certain spots, you know. But fuck it sometimes. I mean, try and chasing wires and yeah.
00:28:19
Speaker
It becomes a crutch. It's like a, like a welder, you know, you could put down a shit weld, but you can make it look nice with a grinder. Hey, you know, you can do a shit range. I would make it look nice with some 3m. Yeah. Wow.
00:28:35
Speaker
So yeah, any other tips and tricks out there, handyman tips, let us know, kuzzies, or a few folks. I think they've just got to be thankful for, he's probably got a bad toasted sandwich, looked quite hot, you know, so he's probably got a toasted sandwich running in his van, you know, and those blokes back in the day.
00:28:51
Speaker
They would have either been using a corded drill, which would break your wrist, or even one of just those old school hand drills, you know?
Cooking Stories and Family Meals
00:28:58
Speaker
Yep. Yeah. Yeah. That's the old eggbeater. Yeah. Eggbeater ones. I remember those too. Fuck. Yeah. Yeah. So I reckon that dude should just fuck up and be grateful that he's got a job to do. A hundred percent. Fucking Aussies. Gotta find if I can tell me the mood about it.
00:29:17
Speaker
They'd like to suspend a top two battle maybe because he couldn't fucking hold it up himself too. I don't know what I was thinking. Yeah, yeah. Or maybe we should do, I don't know, what do they call them? Stitches and reply to them straight. Yeah, well. All right, because is there anything else before we move on to some poor form stories you wanted to mention? Any other trials and tribulations?
00:29:47
Speaker
I want to hear about George Floyd. He's been seeing his videos about boil-ups lately. Yeah, yeah, actually, yeah. So there's been some Snapchat boil-ups coming through. What's the story there? Yeah, fuck yeah. Fuck yeah. We'll come back from buddy Sydney there. Bit of a big weekend at the USC and whatnot. So got home about 2 a.m. fucking Wednesday morning. Went to work, come home. Fuck it. I'm just going to put a boil-up on because that'll suss me for, you know,
00:30:16
Speaker
until the weekend. And put it all in there, Wednesday night. Just some pork bones, some fucking, some watercress in there, some chucks of sausages, some kumara, some carrots even, and then like some brisket.
00:30:38
Speaker
Shit like that. Fuck, you nearly got the whole farm in there? Yeah, that's the same. Yeah, yeah, yeah, nah, it was a big old fuckin'... Yeah, and then I actually chucked some... I actually chucked some bok choy in there. Oh, hell! And fuckin' that actually made me... Yeah, well it just sort of soaked up all the flavour into it, and fuckin' I'll definitely do that again. Yeah, underrated or bok choy, I do like it.
00:31:03
Speaker
Yeah, so I run that a couple of days. I sort of chucked it on the oven then and tucked it in the fridge. And then, well, I was just going to put it back on. But then Holly was like, oh, no, you shouldn't do that because you don't want to be constantly cooling down and reheating meats, supposedly.
00:31:24
Speaker
I just took some of it out of there and then reheated that and added more water crescents, more meat. By the time I got somebody, yeah, then I've done the same thing again. I took some to work, heated that up on the old gas burner. How much finished it off Saturday morning for breakfast? So was that like three or four good feeds out of it? At least, yeah.
00:31:54
Speaker
Yeah, fuck yeah. It was a highlight of my week really. And this gets better every sitting eight. Yeah, it does here. A hundred percent. Like the first one was like, the first one, the first fight was actually the average. Flaming wasn't quite there yet. But by the time I got the same day, fuck, she was on, she was on full flight. Three reheats, fuck yeah. That's on. Well, and it only, and it each only had one reheat because yeah.
00:32:23
Speaker
because I was warned against it. But yeah, you're leaving it on the stove the whole time now, aren't you? No, no. Like I said, I've done it once and then I put it into the fridge and then I just take out some of it. No, that's fine. Yeah. So I was thinking that's the same with Spagbog as well. It'll go, you know, two or three feeds.
00:32:53
Speaker
Oh yeah. You have to cook it. Yep. Oh, and as soon as you put anything in the microwave, it's good to go. So that's surely gonna fucking kill any bacteria. I mean, I'll come up with a new, you know, you got to have some easy feeds for the kids. So, you know, you get in from school, you get in from work, you got to bang something on real quick.
00:33:13
Speaker
Spag Bowl's always been easy as fuck, but they get a bit sick of it when you're trying to run it multiple times in one drink. But I found this one, you get canned tomatoes, you pour it in the glass dish, and you cook some sausages, and then you roll sausages up in mini tortillas, and then you layer them in there next to each other, and cover it in cheese, and chuck it in the oven.
00:33:42
Speaker
It's pretty mean. The kids love it, eh? Two at a time. It'll be a good, you know, watching all blacks or watching the wires or whatever. It's a good one. It's like sausage and a bread, but it's a nice, you know, it's something nice. Just take it to the next level. What about the sour cream in there? See, there you go. And you can put on some chives and shit. You can put on a third heat boil up on the top of it.
00:34:13
Speaker
Just to dip everything in. 1.5 grams of air. Spicy. I was actually considering using some of that boil up brussel like a noodle soup base. Noodles in there. Yeah. Yeah. Turn that into a ramen. Tell me again, wouldn't go straight in there. Got a little softball egg in there. Yep. And good shit too.
00:34:40
Speaker
I'll bring in class to talk it all. Have they got a ramen shop and toke? About to. No, no, I've got a noodle canteen. Oh, actually, that might be a little canteen. Got sushi. Oh, we got this Korean place now. Yeah.
00:35:03
Speaker
Yeah, when the sushi place they do, like fuck it, they don't do ramen, but they do cut soups and all that. Oh yeah, that's standard stuff. Yeah. I haven't had dinner yet, making me hungry. Still pretty weak actually. Yeah, I stopped and got some wicked wings on the way home. Not bad actually. Oh yeah, it was your KFC run.
00:35:29
Speaker
Yeah, well, I only got wicked wings and some gravy, but actually I was impressed. I'd probably say out of a possible eight, because I only got wings, probably seven. It's up there. Seven out of eight wings. I've only recently tried wicked wings. I never had it until just a few months ago. Oh, yeah.
00:35:56
Speaker
lost my virginity to probably three or four months back. Oh, yeah. You go back. Yeah, I would. I would if I was by myself, but with my kids, they like the idea of it, but they can't handle any sort of spice. Yep. Sounds like a bit of poor form to me.
00:36:20
Speaker
Yeah. Raising them all. Raising them all. That's what I'm doing. Yes. Bad parenting for the win. I've got some poor form stories. A bit of an update too, I guess, on the new job that I've started. So I don't know. The last time, yeah, I've been doing it a couple of weeks, I think. And cut a long story short, there's a guy that started with me and wasn't quite jelling with the role.
00:36:50
Speaker
So he gave them a week's notice, put his notice in, and he had to give her a week because he'd only been there like a month. So put him his notice. That was the Friday. It comes for two days, on a Monday, Tuesday of his final week.
00:37:09
Speaker
gets to midday on the Tuesday and he says, all right, I'm out. I'll see you whenever. He cashed
Workplace Stories and Mishaps
00:37:21
Speaker
in whatever sick leave or a crude leave that he had accumulated over that week and gave his weeks notice but then worked two days and one and a half days and then left after that. Is that considered poor form?
00:37:38
Speaker
Do you think? Or was he well within his rights because he's a new employee? They're a massive poor form. They always say it's not how the man does a job, but how he leaves a job and fucking even gets to the end of it. Yeah, that's right. Yeah, that's a good quote there.
00:38:06
Speaker
Yeah, I actually made that up. This time, it sounds better if I say somebody else's. Otherwise, if they hear that I said it, then they're just, ah, integrity's out the window. That's the guy that was going off dunking, wasn't he? That's not the end of the story, though. That's pretty poor form. But prior to all this, we were organizing a game of golf.
00:38:37
Speaker
And we sort of go out every now and then, and he mentioned that he's really into sports. And I said, oh, you should come for a round. Yeah, yeah. And then like the week before he left, it's not like he was said, oh, no, I'll try and find a fourth for us. I was like, okay, cool. Never got back to me about a fourth. I kept asking him, oh, I hasn't got back to me. I was like, okay, well, I'll kind of need to know because we've made the booking.
00:39:00
Speaker
And he goes, Oh yeah, I'll just come and I'll bring my 19 month old son with me as well to play 18 holes of golf. And I was like, are you sure? Like you're going to have to be looking after the kid. Like none of us are going to look after. We're there to play golf and is it going to be all right? Is it going to pram or? It's just going to bring him on the car.
00:39:28
Speaker
So I was like, I was like, well, I'm not going to try and debate it with you. It's like, if that's what you want to do, bro, like it's up to you, I guess. So ended up, he left that week and he still hadn't confirmed if he was coming or not. He didn't get back to me, didn't get back to me. So I kind of made the decision for him and like, ah, sorry, mate, we needed to know today.
00:39:49
Speaker
because we don't want to go and book two carts and only use one. So we wanted to let the golf club know as well. Be curious there because that's our main one we go to. So didn't want to piss them off. So yeah, that will perform me there. I was like, man, what a dude. What a guy.
00:40:09
Speaker
Did you ever turn up to the golf team? No, no. All I said, I said, you haven't let me know. He hasn't confirmed and I don't really fancy you bringing your kid along. Yeah. Well, it's not a good place for kids. Golf course. What a handicap that the kid has.
00:40:33
Speaker
What sort of handicap? Give them too many shots. That's a poor form. Yeah, that is poor form. And it's just these people out there that don't give a fuck, I suppose.
00:40:57
Speaker
Well, I think he cared about the job too much. And his values didn't align with what the school wanted. So he was like, oh, well, it's not for me. Like, fine. It's like, I can't again talk you out of that. Or I'm not going to try even. So, see ya.
00:41:28
Speaker
Got enough on his hands if he's trying to take his 19-month-old out to golf, you know? Yeah, yeah, and I kind of asked, I was like, oh, why is your wife doing something? He goes, oh, no, he just won't settle without me there. Oh, whatever, bro. That's pretty poor form if you're using your kid as an excuse, because, yeah, I don't know. It just seems weird. Yeah, just don't come.
00:41:54
Speaker
Yeah, don't even make an excuse, mate. Just say, nah, no thanks. Next time. All these excuses. Yeah, that's right. I got a bit of a poor form story. I try to actually keep my poor form stories as much as I can as stories about myself. Because it's just a little bit better that way.
00:42:25
Speaker
Are you trying to take the high road, being all high and mighty, not bragging on people just because I didn't? Every now and then I better share one about myself. Yeah, that's true. Yeah, so I have to go fix an oven at this house on this farm here. There's a few
00:42:53
Speaker
Indian South, you know, a couple Indians are living there. And I was talking to the guy beforehand and I wasn't looking forward to the job because I had to change a couple of the blocks that the little elements on the stovetop pushed into. And it's a real kind of a job because you've got to like half pull the oven apart. And anyway, I went there and the parts that the fucking boss had given me were all like secondhand crap and the leaves didn't reach. And so I started to get a little bit, little bit fucked off because I don't really fix a lot of oven visitors anyway.
00:43:23
Speaker
Um, but anyway, one of the guys, I'm off to work now. And he's like, oh yeah, so he took off. And so I thought there was no one else in the house. So I was fucking started to get a little pissed off and started effing and jettin kind of losing my rag. You know, fuck, fuck, fuck.
00:43:53
Speaker
throwing shit, maybe kicking the oven a little bit. And, um, about 10, 15 minutes later, the sky sort of fucking rolls out of the bedroom. Oh, just sleeping in the room. Probably, uh, yeah. Could be a little kid coming out. I mean, some new words.
00:44:22
Speaker
Just trying to get a bit of an afternoon nap, I think. Fucking, this is the fucking Sparky's turn his head off. She's all fixing our mates and all this fucking shit. I just feel like you're having up with singing and partying. Enjoy. I'll be back in space to fix my fuck up. I cursed every single part that I put in here, but feel good. Don't worry, I'll charge you full price though.
00:45:00
Speaker
There's probably appliances in general. I bought a fridge off of the old turbulence and I put a fucking bottle of milk on the bottom tray of the door and it just fucking fell off. I was just full ripped out of the door, stitched me up. There was $40 too. I paid for that.
00:45:17
Speaker
We'll say they also can they'll put these are a little hard on the ovens.
00:45:31
Speaker
Oh, good stuff. Yeah, so check your firing zone when you're swearing at work, I think. The moral of the story there, yeah? Yeah, probably a good tip. Always, yeah, always got to be professional, eh? Yeah. Yeah, fuck off. I've got a bit of a... Can't move off down there. A bit of a poor form for myself. You know, no matter how old you are, you never fucking learn.
00:46:00
Speaker
I've been organizing these fucking team building events at work because I have a team of, I don't know, it regulates between 24 and 30 people. And I think at this time at 30 people and just trying to get everybody together. And, you know, I just want people to be comfortable around each other. So like if somebody fucks up, they'd be like, Hey, Jordan, you know, you probably shouldn't be swearing in front of kids, man. Hey man, you probably shouldn't be playing golf with 19.
00:46:31
Speaker
and hopefully come to a better result in our workshop. So we decided to go out for Indian and we quickly realised that it wasn't just a normal Indian night, it was our old mate Rami who's been there for a million fucking years and he's been asking people to go out for years and he's a bit of a legend around the place and we're like fuck this is like
00:46:55
Speaker
That moment in his life where he looks back and he's going, that was, you know, a great fucking time in my life. And we were actually honored to be at his house and where he worked. And back in the day, turned out to be quite a big deal. But so the beers started flowing. He pulled out the kava. He pulled out some Japanese whiskey. We got into the Bundys. It was Tuesday. And it was it was getting it was getting pretty full on pretty quickly.
00:47:24
Speaker
and our national manager turned up and he was back in the situation 100%. He come and paid for everybody's dinners, was buying more beers and telling us, oh, let's go back to Rami's after this. Next thing I know it's two in the morning. I've actually got a place to stay, but for some reason we're booking a motel at two in the morning. I still don't know why. And then my alarm's going off at 3.30 to go to work.
00:47:53
Speaker
So if you are 37 years old, it does not get any easier. And you still make dumb fucking decisions. So you have from sleep after a full heavy night on cover, Bundy, beer, wine. And a couple of whiskeys and Indian food. It was that was that was a fucking dusty old ride to work in an Uber.
00:48:23
Speaker
And the text that I got at 4.30 was, you know what happens if you don't turn up, which means the shit don't happen again. So fucking, I soldiered on, I pushed through that day. But fuck, she was rough. One of the roughest names I've had on the job is, that was worse than being hungover and doing the hey.
00:48:46
Speaker
Yeah. I mean, he doesn't start till fucking after midday normally. So if you live with Uncle Jimmy, it doesn't give what else up in the day. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. That's loose. Yeah. And when you stay in the motel or
00:49:14
Speaker
Yeah, yeah. I was actually supposed to stay at Aunty Poise, but you know, your decision making skills disappear. Next thing I know, I was in one of the apprentice's car going to Aunty Poise to get my clothes at one o'clock in the morning. You would have had to persuade someone to do that for you as well. Like your powers, you do gain some powers when you're intoxicated. You probably wouldn't normally do.
00:49:41
Speaker
I had a sober driver apprentice at one or two in the morning on a Tuesday, you know. I was pushing the limit. Yeah. Well, we actually got our apprentice to pick us up after I got that little low range drink driving over in Tofo there. Well, I've actually got
00:50:10
Speaker
I've got an apprentice who's just lost his licence. He's good for fuck all at the moment. He can't name names but his name's Jacob. I've got a poor form story but I can't name names as well. I just remembered it recently.
NRL Restroom Incident
00:50:30
Speaker
We had two women's NRL players come into the school to give a talk about
00:50:38
Speaker
voting of all things. And they do this regularly. They come in and talk to the kids about a certain topic. It's part of the partnership they have with the Broncos. And they had two players come in. And so I went and checked them out. I was like, oh, I never don't know who they are. That was just going for Nuhan.
00:50:59
Speaker
about lunchtime and I was there for about 10-15 minutes and I got to see that kind of wrapping up and so I was like, oh shit, before I go back to work I had something building up. So I was like, oh fuck, I better go and drop these kids off at the pool and go back to work. So he went back to the main building and there's a men's and women's
00:51:23
Speaker
cubicles, separate cubicles, but if the woman's ones are busy, they just use the men's ones, it's kind of, you know, whatever. So I was in there fucking unleashing the demon, come out and I heard some voices outside the door, it's one of those cubicles where you undo the cubicle and then you got the sink and everything, then you got to open the door to get out.
00:51:46
Speaker
And as I come out, could hear them like, oh, somebody's in that one. This one's free. Because I opened the door. And one of those, you know, real ladies jumped into the one I just finished using. I kind of didn't like just didn't even look her in the eye. I just sort of came like. And just sort of like try not to be try to be inconspicuous about it. And I was thinking, fuck that poor girl.
00:52:20
Speaker
I was awkward eyes. I didn't want to use one of those things. It's like, ah, fuck just try and be invisible. Just try not to make a big deal about it. And all I could think about that after this is like, shit, did I, did I do a courtesy flash or leave sideburns on it?
00:52:39
Speaker
Did I just possibly ruin her career? Yeah. She's going to be like mentally, you know. She's lost 30% line capacity. She only plays 20 minutes now. Sorry. If I ever see Sarah playing, I'll be having that little grin of trickle to myself now. You know what my shit smells like?
00:53:13
Speaker
Do a drive-by. Remember this? Well, was it performance last year? Hey, it could be if they wouldn't have. Yeah, I was. Yeah, what a grub. Yeah. And they're fucking running out of the tunnel. He just cupcake.
00:53:35
Speaker
you wait that'll be on the news we're having assault
00:53:59
Speaker
It could have been worse, it could have been, you know, just to be sure and all that I've taken a dump in, but like it was as bad as the toilet. That's not the worst person to walk into that. Oh, fuck. See, oh, if I hear people- Yeah, don't talk about loading, eh? Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah,
00:54:31
Speaker
Should we have unisex cubicles? Take them back, take them back! Well I can say we both dropped some knowledge that day.
00:54:51
Speaker
I'll tell you what, there's nothing worse than having to look after someone else's kids at the box. He was a bit younger than 19 months, Steve.
00:55:12
Speaker
I think it was a bit raw. What was the Sandy catch?
00:55:33
Speaker
Classic stuff. So if anyone else has got any poor form stories, please send them in. Actually on that note, I don't actually have something similar. Not similar, but I got off early from the light to Sydney and I checked into the place I was staying. I was actually rugged as fuck.
00:55:57
Speaker
had tagging on the door and shit but they left like a key in the lockbox. I got in there sweet ass and I went, oh fuck the old cleaners and they haven't even come through from the last people. I was like, I'm busting for a shit. I'm fucking going to take a shit A. Oh, no toilet paper.
00:56:21
Speaker
have a shower and all that. Have a shower and a fucking... And then the closet. Yeah, I hope these cubs don't come in. I'm going to have some explaining to do.
00:56:36
Speaker
Just start swearing. Just start swearing. Fucking Doody Cans. Fucking leaving this shit here for me to clean up. That'll explain why there's no toilet paper, right? It's probably usual. Yeah. Yeah. That was one of a situation.
00:57:04
Speaker
So did you get the shower like is it all in one or did you have to relocate?
00:57:15
Speaker
Unfortunately, it was all in one sort of thing. It was right there. I thought I was going to look for something. I was going to go look around for something. Someone comes in in that situation. We're going to do is just lock eyes of them.
00:57:39
Speaker
This guy, you have to help me. You have to help me. You bringing in that extra toilet paper. You should have known it was going to be a bad weekend of sport. You know, probably one of the. Yeah, it was. Yeah. And like.
00:58:03
Speaker
The next day too, we order the Uber XL and then the dude turns up in the midst of a she tried and I was like, Oh, this doesn't have fucking, this has only got five seats still. One of the boys like, Oh, right in the tree. Just knowing my luck, you know, fucking. So yes, we don't want to fucking, we don't want to give you getting a ride to the UFC with some cunt that's got bad luck, you know?
00:58:30
Speaker
But it turned out he must have just rubbed it onto us because, yeah, not a good weekend for New Zealand sport. Yeah, it was rough. What's up with the old, um, fucking... Oh, in all honesty, I've never really been a fan out of Sanya. It's a bit of a homo. Yeah, he's a bit of a dick. But, um, what was up with this fucking post-conference chat? Just palmed it off to your fucking, the man himself, Eugene, and then pissed off? What? Yeah, yeah. Yeah, no, just fucking, just too shame, I think.
00:59:01
Speaker
Yeah. It's probably Johnson at the back. Yeah. It's just too shame, bro. Couldn't deal with it. Oh, and let's, let's come at the worst time too, for that dog wanking stuff that he'd been doing. It's come to light now. Dog wanking.
00:59:29
Speaker
Yeah, there's some old video of him whacking off his dog. He must have just been an idiot. And that's sort of come to light now. And then that's Strickland was bringing that up in the press conference.
00:59:48
Speaker
It must have been quite a while ago, like it might have been even before it was famous sort of thing, like before, before it had gone to the UFC. I think it's an old, old thing that he'd done on Instagram or whatever. Fucked up teenagers at some stage doing dumb shit. I just think of the top of the race. There's probably a lot of people that have done it. There's just, you know, their mobile phones back in those days.
01:00:15
Speaker
Yeah, it's not my cup of tea, but fucking whatever, you know, he's cheering. It's better ways to pass the time. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Is it OK if it's your dog? No, I think that's incest. You need to wank outside your family.
01:00:45
Speaker
He might have done it as revenge aid or Pereira, the first time we talked about. I'll fucking wank your dog, you barfers. This is a revenge wank. Revenge wank. Revenge wank. I saw the revenge aid get in. I was like, I'll fucking jay you.
01:01:28
Speaker
If you're actually doing a revenge wank yourself on someone, take that. Actually, to be honest, that does sound like something up for do.
01:01:58
Speaker
We'll have to get him on at some stage.
01:02:03
Speaker
Well, I'll give you a bit of an insight as to what I'm planning when I come back on Boxing Day for Christmas, is either bringing this device or something like it to do roving podcasts with. So I can sit down, I can go to people where they are rather than having to come to me or anything like that. Or they can come to me, whatever is kind of easiest. But it'd be good to do a person live podcast, you know, while I'm there.
01:02:33
Speaker
some way shape or form. Just found out today I'm going home for Christmas too. The mother to my children just text me saying, have you got this time off? And I was like, yep. And then there was a ticket sent to my phone. What time are you going back? What day?
01:02:58
Speaker
Christmas Day. Oh, yeah. Yeah. Oh, I don't know. I didn't really look too much into the text, honestly. I was just like, yeah, I'll sort that out later. Are you going for a couple of weeks or? Nah, just the week, just till New Year's Day. It's cheaper on New Year's Day to come back. Oh, that's pretty much the same as we did last year. Yeah. So, yeah. But we did two weeks or two and a half weeks last year. But yeah, it was New Year's Day. It was actually quite hard to pull up that night because we were at Johnson's, you know, and we're priming up.
01:03:28
Speaker
And then I was like, oh, I've got to go home. And then, you know, you go home, you jump in bed, you have a bit of a sleep so you can get out of there early. And then people are nice and drunk and want to come and say goodbye. I wake you up the next minute, you're up to one in the morning. Yeah, it wasn't that easy. No, no, it's not ideal. You know, one day out of the year, fuck it up. Yeah. What you need to do is get incredibly chopped.
01:03:54
Speaker
so that people can't even wake you up. And then drive your whole family back to all. No, I'm talking about getting chopped in the early arvo, you know? Yeah. Really just so I can get a pre-chop. Yeah. Go home, revenge wake. Is that why you fucking booked that motel?
01:04:25
Speaker
I think I found now a title for the podcast.
Listener Engagement
01:04:37
Speaker
Oh, well, we had to start wrapping it up. I guess we'll got one email through
01:04:47
Speaker
This week, a quick question for the podcast here. If anyone has got questions for the host, the panel, you can send them through to kuzchatpodcastatgmail.com. That's kuzchatpodcastatgmail.com. We're on Facebook as well. You can look us up there, leave a comment.
01:05:07
Speaker
Like and subscribe or whatever they say. But yeah, cuzchatpodcastatemail.com or is that email address? And this one comes from Craig from Invercargill again. Obviously realised that we're quite, you know, the coffee connoisseurs, me, self-proclaimed coffee snob. His question is, when making a cough-cough, do you change the water after each boil?
01:05:34
Speaker
or leave it in to boil it to us each time you make a new coffee. Thanks, Craig. Yeah, me personally, fuck. Yeah, thanks, Craig. Yeah, me personally, I probably just will re-boil here and there, but a lot of the time
01:06:02
Speaker
Holly has actually used all the water from the jug because she still runs a hot water bottle. Oh, it is. Yeah, it takes pretty fucking cold, though, I suppose. Yeah, I'll sure be. No, I don't even think it's when it's necessarily cold. She just likes having it. Yeah, so. Oh, well, twice. All right. I think as long as it's, you know, same day.
01:06:33
Speaker
Yeah. Fuck. I really, really have a coffee now. I just felt they just gave me fucking mad anxiety. Um, yeah. But all of a, all of a cup of tea every now and then, you know, cause I'm trying to eat a bit better lately. So instead of having a fucking beer, I'll have a cup of tea or some shit, but I'm probably run. I'll run that water in there for ages. It'll probably be in there. Like my kids will,
01:07:00
Speaker
make milos before school on a Friday and it's probably still the same water on a Thursday or Wednesday. You boil it. You boil the shit out of it, don't you? I have noticed a taste difference though with water boiled twice. I guess within a couple of hours.
01:07:29
Speaker
You pour that same water again. It has like a weird taste. I can taste it anyway. So I almost always empty whatever. I only fill it up because I only usually want me having a hot beverage. So I only fill it up just enough to get a cup of hot water out of it anyway. There probably won't be enough for another cup. Do you fellas drink the tap water in the city over there?
01:07:58
Speaker
I don't know. I'll filter it. I'll put it in a jug with a filter. Well, I actually have a, yeah, I have a jug with a filter in it, but I only have that because my mother-in-law's a massive germ-fob. So she bought it when she come to my house. She was like, oh, I can't drink water. But yeah, see, me and my boys, we don't give a fuck. We just think to shit. I've put way worse things in my mouth. Yeah, well, yeah.
01:08:27
Speaker
I'd fucking drank some and said then fuck it was pretty yuck. Oh, yeah, the water here is way different to back home. But I remember looking at the water and fucking money man like you pour into a cup and it's fucking almost milky. There's white always question because he thinks he's the fucking the water guru. Well, why have you got white water champ? I live in the muddy city in my fucking water ain't white or brown.
01:09:03
Speaker
That's funny why it's like that. It's only your water. That's white miles. Only your pumpkin and the old pump sheet.
01:09:24
Speaker
It always reminds me of a fucking mozzie. Mozzie goes through one day, he goes, fuck, you know, good on you bears. You've done your apprenticeship. Yeah. It was, it was a few years ago, obviously. You know, if I can, uh, we just started a business day, you know, me and Charles, you know, we'll drive the truck so you can fix them. And you know, if we get thirsty, Shannon can get us a water.
01:09:45
Speaker
It's a good burn. I like those communal, you know, inclusive burns. Everyone involved. Good stuff. Well, thank you Craig from Invercargill for that little gem. Be careful when you're boiling your water, cousins, because you don't want to burn yourself and all that sort of stuff.
01:10:14
Speaker
Yeah, thanks for joining us tonight. Their Macho Man Randy Averidge and George the Rifters Deception. Much appreciated. We'll see you again in a couple of weeks, hopefully. And we'll be back here again for another podcast with Kuzz Chat with the Kuzzies. Hopefully we'll get some other of these, these revenge wankers on here as well to share some more stories with us. Because, you know, that's what it's all about, eh, Kuzz?
01:11:04
Speaker
Smoke weed every day