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Cuz Chat Episode 49 - Home Edition
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We on home soil this week cuzzies! Find out all the details about the homecoming, good scores, poor form and heaps of other stuff you didn't know you needed to know in our new segment, "Ask the Brofessionals!"
We want you to be part of the show too, so get your questions in to cuzchatpodcast@gmail.com
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Transcript
Introductions and Weekly Catch-Up
00:00:41
Speaker
Welcome back to the cast chat, podcast you're here with Black McGee and my Kuzzy and my bro. How are you this week? Kuzzy Lord, welcome back to the potty. Good Kuzzy, good to be in the potty, good to be in live. And KV Sheed.
00:00:59
Speaker
Yeah but jury-wrecked up here but yeah thanks for hosting us tonight there Kev. Oh oh good oh it's good to have the boys around they're being live uh getting in the shed actually using it for once. Yeah and a fucking watershed it is. Oh magnificent.
00:01:15
Speaker
Good day out here, boys. So yes, this is the Home Edition, I guess we're calling it. Coming to you from Topor, and we're all back here now. Well, I'm back here now, so it was great to be live with the Cuzzys, and we've got a bit to get through tonight.
Matty's Move and Career Choices
00:01:30
Speaker
You know, we'll get some poor form in there, obviously. But yeah, it's great to be here, Cuzzys. It's been a week since I arrived. I think we need a bit of a backstory next to how you got here, Matty.
00:01:44
Speaker
Well, yeah, I guess it all started fucking back in the Christmas time. I guess when we came back for the holidays. Is that what you're talking about? Yeah, it's kind of just, I don't know how many of the cousins actually knew your cut. Did you know? I didn't know, but I found out through the old man.
00:02:06
Speaker
It was a big decision, but I wasn't really sure about it right up until the end. And even then I was like, fuck, can I actually make this work? So I wasn't actually confident that I was going to make it back to some degree, but even after I'd sort of committed to it. But the short version is I'm just a very lucky man to be supported by not only my wife,
00:02:31
Speaker
But, you know, if I know back here. So, but yeah, it's been kind of a month, I guess, since I made the decision to move back. And yeah, this was the best decision for me at the time. And hopefully, you know, inspire others out there to follow their dreams and never give up. If you put your mind to it, you can do it. That sort of stuff. But yeah, it's been a good week so far.
00:02:59
Speaker
Working out then, eh? So far, like I said, it's only been a week. In the early days. Like a bit of a trial? Well, yeah, well, with work. But it was a bit funny, like how, if you want to sort of know the gritty details, I don't know how this is going to go down. But basically, they did an interview. Well, Cal's got me onto the job. It's the first place I didn't apply for it. Cal's got me onto it. Started emailing. Had an interview. Got offered the job. And then I was like, oh, shit, now I need to make a decision.
00:03:31
Speaker
And said, oh, I wonder if I asked for a bit more, they might come to the party and meet me halfway, sort of might make it a bit more easier to make the move. And yeah, they just said, yep, we'll accept your counter offer. So I was like, oh shit, now I gotta go. So that was it, yeah. Then just counting down the days and yeah.
Mishaps Before Moving Day
00:03:52
Speaker
Came on a lot last Friday, it was. And then Saturday, Sunday, started work Monday.
00:03:59
Speaker
into it exciting ah right it's been a good change so far despite the fact that I've been fucking crook as a dog the whole time by about of the week before I flew back on like the Friday before the week although my last week they got food poisoning
00:04:20
Speaker
I ate some dodgy French onion dip and howed into it. It was two hours I was on my bed shivering, chills, fever. Dodgy French onion dip? How does that get dodgy? But it was left in the fridge? Oh it was open once, somebody already had to go. It's a freeloader French onion dip. So that's probably what.
00:04:43
Speaker
Sometimes when you start these new adventures, you've just got to keep giving it a go. Well, that's what it's been doing, so... Start fresh air, get the...
Bathroom Humor and Outdoor Tips
00:04:50
Speaker
Actual cleanse. I actually missed my last week of work. New job, new wired bacteria in the gut there. Does the climatising hard, eh?
00:05:00
Speaker
Just fasted for a whole week. A hundred percent, pretty much. It was fast, forced fast, quite a good fit. So it wasn't the greatest time, I had a lot to do, I had plans, you know, I was like, fuck you, get in there, do this last week, my head, smash it out, get ready to go, nah, bedridden, four days. That's the way to clear body, mind and soul, ain't it? Yeah, but I just slept on top. I've got no thought, no choice. Start from zero, can't go back from here.
00:05:31
Speaker
I squeezed the last bit of Australia out of it while I left. I tell you what, if there's one thing that'll make you want to go home from a party, though, that's needing to take a shit. That's ground zero, bro. You get it, man. I don't mind shitting in public, bro. But no, I don't come sit. I need my throne. I just feel sorry for the person out to be honest. Well, actually, it was the other day, and we always get on the piss in a shit, you know? Got to the point of the night, I was like, fuck, I need to take a shit.
00:06:00
Speaker
But his house is like actually one of those rooms where you just need to unlock it every single time you go in the door, like you can't just put it on your hand or whatever. Fuck! So I had to go ask him, can I be a fucking kid? Are you going to take a shit? You want to do a fucking pool in my toilet, Clarence? If you watch this big lead show, you'll fucking get it. My worst nightmare is just being out in the bush somewhere, eh? And having to do one.
00:06:26
Speaker
Well I actually don't mind those ones if you can get a good spot for it. It's actually quite peaceful. Have you got some bush hacks have you?
00:06:33
Speaker
Fucking couple of bush axes, you know Always carry a bit of TP in the vamp glove box for that for that. Oh, yeah, I do I only do it if I can get deep in the bush. Yeah, yeah Buy a nice stream or something. So you get that little nice little calming Tranquil. Yeah, you want to take it all good birds in the tree. Are you a little
The Kuzchek Cup Mystery
00:06:55
Speaker
pants off?
00:07:03
Speaker
For easy access. Definitely go on and run that risk. If you get a nice spade involved too, you can bury it back over, all good. Yeah. A bush shack I actually saw the other day though was a guy, it was like, if you want to have a hot water shower out in the bush and you ain't got fucking nothing, no pots or anything like that, you can heat up some rocks in the old fire. And if you had like a plastic bottle or whatever, you can just heat them up in the fire, drop them in there and then
00:07:33
Speaker
and then just heat the water up like a nice little fuck yeah so i'm like if you ever go camping out in a place like that you want to just if you had a chilli bin or whatever you know heat up a few rocks chuck them in there hot water happy days yeah happy days yeah i thought it was pretty clear though like even even if you're in the bush in the middle of nowhere he actually done one where he ran a fucking bath he like got a little stream and he had to heat up a belt
00:07:56
Speaker
Maybe 10 rocks. He diverted the stream into a little thing that he dug out. And then, yeah, just threw the rocks in there. They had a bit of tarp in that that he chucked in, but threw some rocks in there. He had a little bath out in the bush. Yeah. I seen online a dude put a toilet seat on his towball.
00:08:15
Speaker
Like they took the old K and they kind of just gimmied up, which looked like a toilet seat. So you can just sit on the end of it? Yeah, so you just sit on the end of it. That's the sort of thing that old jackass would have got on the hold on. Driving dudes right around. My hand takes the shit at the same time. Yeah. Oh, we actually forgot to introduce the other guests.
00:08:39
Speaker
He's been quiet the whole time. He's been a bit of a silent one, just sitting there glistening. Why don't you introduce our special guest there, Kevin. He's actually a resident of our home, so he has been for a number of months now.
00:08:54
Speaker
Don't know if he's an invader or what we would call him, but he's actually probably at his rightful place. I think he's more of an overstair. I think he's been held against his will, to be honest. Whatever way you drop it off, it's still here. But I see an infamous Kuzchek Cup or Fano de Cup, I guess. Yes.
00:09:17
Speaker
Yeah, I brought him out of his hiding place,
Podcasting Challenges and Family Fun
00:09:20
Speaker
the dirty dog. I've actually hit him a few times in the past six months just from prairie and eyes. Covert operations? Covert operations, absolutely. There was an attempted
00:09:35
Speaker
I guess, kidnapping attempt over Christmas. Was it? Yeah there was. Allegedly or? Oh no, kind of. It was about a three, four man team. Oh really? Our security team at home here got wind of it and changed its location at last minute and just made sure we locked it down under tight security.
00:10:00
Speaker
So once the threat left the country and after some heavy accusations, because even, you know, you've got a great teammate when your team don't tell you where they... Oh, you've got compartmentalisation? Yeah, I've got a team around home that didn't even tell me where it was. So it's like the KSC recipe. I respect that. I respect that. It's good tactics. Great tactics.
00:10:30
Speaker
But what, actually someone got, there was a bit of a knockout that went on, or was a bit of a, people were undermining it. Yeah, no, that was actually in the dark, I was in the dark with most of it, so what had happened is, the question was, because prior to the arrival of the fauna over Christmas, I hit it.
00:10:50
Speaker
Then we had a little bit of dissent in the family home where a young brother asked where the cut was and he was told of its location, one of the family members. So then there was, my assumption is that there was a plan to tack. Other former house members or current house members got wind of it, sorry. And so the wife front footed it.
00:11:14
Speaker
took it from hiding point A and put it into further deep hiding. I was unaware of the whole story. So then what happened then is the younger brother had flown out and I checked hiding point A and it wasn't there. So as always I heavily accused him of
00:11:34
Speaker
of stealing it. Actually accused them on a public forum. I accused them on a public forum. Accused them heavily on taking it out on the Alfano kind of group. And then to my surprise, well not to my surprise actually, I kind of knew my wife had my back. She's like, actually no, I took it from that hiding point A, put it into hiding point B. It's been there the whole time.
00:12:04
Speaker
So it happened. I only found this out when I was getting ready for work one morning. I absolutely hit the roof. So I was accusing it like very critical. I started just by the start of the day to start accusing people.
00:12:22
Speaker
It was about a half an hour drive to work too, so the whole drive was, do you mean? And then I got a message later on, nah, all is okay. Everything's above board. Like an attack stifled. Exactly, yeah. And what cut me deep too is there was a bit of dissent in the home, so I needed to sort that out. So what would have been said after that to your underminers, what would you call those people? Traders? Traders, potentially.
00:12:52
Speaker
I thought Joe was in the Anzac team. Yeah, he was to the fullest. Yeah, absolutely. He had you back the whole time. You can put the dots together of how my household rolls. Yeah, absolutely. Look, we've spun this web, and look, if anything, it has got us some more listeners. Absolutely.
Travel Woes and Poor Planning
00:13:19
Speaker
But no, she's all good now. I've had to invest a bit more capital into this year's security at home so we need to get some more controls in place but we'll see how that goes.
00:13:33
Speaker
Yep. So it's pretty rare occasion. We're actually quite lucky here, eh Matty? Because not often you're going to see it now. That's how high it's going. Well that's, and look, that's I guess the positive or negative out of this whole thing is that it's added the prestige to it now. Like people actually want it. Yep. So if you want it, come play for it. That's what it's all about. Oh, I'll get through the security teeth. Well, you've got it. Are you willing to put it up for contest?
00:14:00
Speaker
Absolutely. Absolutely. I think it should always be up for contest. It's my bad if my security team is caught lacking. Thing is I've actually installed cameras around locking, facing driveway and facing rear of home. Yeah, so obviously you know who was trying to take it.
00:14:28
Speaker
You actually went there, picked them up, you know, picked them up from the airport, done them a massive favour. And this is how he tries to bloody repay you, eh? Yeah, absolutely. Yeah, no, that's how. Jeez. How'd that airport pick up go? Depends who we ask. But I think it went magnificent. Actually, to be fair, because I'll take it off.
00:14:53
Speaker
I reckon I got bad at once. Yeah, well. Yeah, there was some advice given. But. Ultimately. It was. So you called the my house to pick up, drop off your golf cart and trailer on your way up to. Yeah, I actually spent the day playing golf. I was supposed to be working, but I went to golf instead.
00:15:13
Speaker
Yeah and you actually had a little bit early so we thought we were ahead of schedule and then had a cough cough and those can take anywhere between five and three days you know. Five minutes and three days but yeah.
00:15:35
Speaker
Yeah, stay two minutes too long, and got detoured off the motorway there. Yes. Oh, yes. Yeah, a bit of a detour, eh? Yeah, what was it? It's just been going past Hamsy State Highway, and they're doing some road work kind of between, or just out of Hamilton, and they're doing some road works on a stretch of road, and they're fully closed, State Highway.
00:16:03
Speaker
I got diverted just by two minutes and it added another fuck. Yeah, put the calculations way out. Put the calculations out by now.
00:16:14
Speaker
So when we, cause me and Jordan, I like to, me and Lord have, I like to say fairly intelligent dudes around cleaning sometimes. And we had planned it out to like, ah, you know, I should be there 15 minutes early. Yeah. You ended up being two hours at the most. It did two hours at the May. Absolutely. Two hours from toke to Auckland airport, two hours. I've done that in an hour, an hour, 30 hour 45 at times. So even buffered in a bit of,
00:16:37
Speaker
You know, a bit of fat. We even buffered in a bit of time. But not only was I not, not in there two hours, I was about an hour and a half over. So Paul Mitch rings me at the airport, he's like, oh, where are you? I fucking wasn't even near the Bombay's. I feel like your detour might have been a little bit longer than it probably would have been, because it sounds like you went quite far away from the Aishula. Oh, absolutely. I ended up in Hamilton East.
00:17:05
Speaker
Yeah, I actually was closer to the clock house than I was to being anywhere near getting to the office. What a busy time of the day you were. No, no, maybe but it was kind of the evening and may or may not have some great
00:17:20
Speaker
I'm just going to throw the main transport association under the bus from Waka Kortahe. Didn't get their contract there with the right signage to get the old, you know, because you've got to pay to your, I'm not the most smartest dude in terms of reading signs and getting directions. So I'm throwing them under the bus there. Yeah, signs of fucking poor planning, mate. I think that was a great planning, bro, but just not going to create an update from Waka Kortahe. Yeah, well, that's right. You've done all you could, you know? Oh, yeah.
00:17:50
Speaker
About two minutes two minutes and I would have been what I say myself an hour 40 Yeah, it would have been on time. I'll tell you what pick much up And I figured I couldn't smooth this over I can smooth this over. How do we smooth it over? Oh, I'll just go get us a KFC. Oh Magnificent. Yeah. Yeah, he's actually called it a miles away. I'm too. Yeah another cough cough Another great cough cough. Yeah. Nice. Absolutely
Home Repairs and DIY Satisfaction
00:18:19
Speaker
Yeah, so that's my little travel story anyway. Pretty bit of a poor form on my part. We'll get to some more poor form later, but I want to explore this poor planning situation because we've had some more recent ones. You guys might have some older ones as well.
00:18:35
Speaker
around pool planning. The podcast here is one of them. I should have done all the setup yesterday, but we're running one microphone for the three of us. So please excuse the quality, but it will get better. But you know, you're probably used to this sort of stuff anyway. So got any other pool planning stories there or you can draw from or I know Lorde and I could probably take this one.
00:19:04
Speaker
I'd offer to my... I guess if you'd probably ask that in a circle of my household, it's probably half a dozen. But let's not go there. Well, yeah, I just wanted to touch on just thanking, I guess, Lord for saving us today. We had a bit of a job to do out at Kelza's place. And the old man was leading the charge.
00:19:28
Speaker
I was doing more of the climbing under the house and the roof stuff. But the biggest benefit I think Lord House helped us with today is the fucking old drills, the old concrete drills. Because poor planning led to poor performance there. Yeah, the rest of the job seemed to be alright, going alright. But yeah, these guys ended up sort of splitting the tasks and just getting what you could done.
00:19:52
Speaker
get done first. Pretty much, yeah. Yeah, because I sort of thought, oh, we'll do the podcast server. And I was like, oh, I wonder what the cards jumped to earlier, you know, get in a bit earlier and muck around, have a catch up. And then you said, you're getting into a bit of work. Should I bring my tools over there? Yes, yes, yes, you should. Yeah, when I picked up the old concrete drill from work.
00:20:14
Speaker
with the old hole saw core drill type attachments on there. Good for blasting nice holes through the old brick. It's magical. Yeah, get out of the road tools, eh? Otherwise it can make things get very hairy and ugly. Yeah bro, it was good to watch actually, you know, me and the old man did as much as we could. But yeah, that drill, the drill that he had was just not up to the task, I think.
00:20:40
Speaker
And we did it probably the way it should have been done, but there was probably easier ways to do that particular job. Did he have the right drill for the job at the start? Well, he did have the right drill, unless that wasn't only a jackhammer, but yeah, you can adjust the settings on them. One will do your drill, one will do your hammer, and one will do your hammer drill.
00:21:05
Speaker
And for the bits he had, you would have been wanting to be using the hammer drill function. But yeah, what would have worked out is the drill wouldn't have actually been long enough to get through the... That's, I think, was the big issue as well, yeah. Yeah. But funny about it, we just started to...
00:21:23
Speaker
used the drill and was like, no, this is not working properly. So the old YouTube started to look up how to use this particular drill. And it was at that time that Jordan called us, I was like, does he know what's going on? Yeah, because I heard that. Oh, here's some of that might know. Did you think about hanging up there? That was good. It's always good to come over and be
00:21:47
Speaker
So it's got to be a help, and like I said, it doesn't feel like working when you're doing it with family, with the kuzzies. It just feels like a fun day to get there, eh? Yeah, bro, it was a good way to catch up, actually. A good way to get a bit of work in, get a bit of sweat up. Yeah, for sure. We were hoping you'd turn up earlier so that you could get a bit of sweat. Oh, I didn't know what was going on. Lord was in there. Maybe got to do a bit of a ceiling crawl right out to the edge there. Those are always a goodie.
00:22:12
Speaker
Apologies for breaking some of the panels in there. Bro, I couldn't get in there otherwise. It was scratched up and shit. Better you than me, if that was me getting under there, but saw it there now. I came close a couple of times, bro. I was just leaning the wrong way and could, oh shit, that's not stable.
00:22:29
Speaker
Yeah, it's not often I even jump into a ceiling these days, try and leave that sort of thing to the apprentices, but yeah. Get up in there time from time, it's always a cunt, and I'd rather probably go under the house in the ceiling because the ceiling has all the pink bats and shit in there, breathing in all that dust. Actually it wasn't too bad up there. Yeah, well that's because she had the synthetic insulation up there, so it's not itchy.
00:22:53
Speaker
I don't know why pink bats aren't legal to be honest because boy oh boy it does not make a very nice environment to be in and houses at all you know why make a hazardous environment your house so anyone out there all our listeners please don't use pink bats
00:23:08
Speaker
Well, there goes another sponsor. I don't realise that, come on board. Well, any sponsor would be
Culinary Tips and Kitchen Hacks
00:23:19
Speaker
good if anyone. So if anyone does want to sponsor the podcast, you can email me at kuzchatpodcastatgmail.com. That's kuzchatpodcastatgmail.com. Just want to touch on one thing right before we get off the topic of the poor planning at today's thing.
00:23:35
Speaker
Bro, I had to double check where you were actually drilling that hole there because I was like, I don't think he's in the right angle. Yeah. So Dad set him up and like, I cleared out all the shit and just go under the steps to drill the hole through the concrete to under the house. And there was this big fucking triangle block, bro, that was like fucking thick ass. But I sort of identified a spot next to it, which was under the entrance to the
00:24:02
Speaker
the house that would probably be like quite easy to get through.
00:24:06
Speaker
But the old man had an old lord just going straight through that big triangle baroque bow. He was there for ages and I was like, probably shouldn't have taken that long. So I had to jump down and I was like, oh no, cause whatever there, just pass that wood there. It was an awkward angle to drill that too, bro, because I'm under the stairs and like with those concrete drills, you've got to put a decent amount of wood. You really want to be behind it, pushing it. But for that next hole, I had to kind of be on the side and fuck all this tiring, but I had to take a few breaks on that.
00:24:35
Speaker
Lying underneath the fucking stairs. I'm sorry, I was a terrible way. Fuck, take your word from me. Nah, it's really not that bad. Honestly, that sort of shit is happening all the time for me at work. Just older houses? Nah, I don't normally work on houses, but just drilling shit and fucked up angles and dust on you, climbing under shit.
00:24:56
Speaker
It's a good workout in that regard. Yes, that's right. I was fatigued both of them. It's funny when you think holding on to the ceiling, it's actually hard because you're basically throwing holes. You don't want to lay on anything. Yeah, pretty much. You're supporting your own mate with very little purchase on anything. I don't know why that ain't just...
00:25:14
Speaker
fucking lay some plywood in there you know when they build a house surely it's not that expensive to back it but a plywood yeah absolutely walk on that shit I did learn one thing today bro with all the storage that cows got up there fucking all these containers and shit I'm like fuck I'm gonna chuck some stuff up there when I go back home next year I didn't realize you could fit so much up there I could be pretty dodgy get up in there you probably wouldn't have snakes up there but no yeah well that's true
Tech Talk: Gadgets and Gags
00:25:45
Speaker
Yeah, so poor planning there. We've got some poor form. We can talk about some food chat. I think we have written down there, TikTok. Any of those topics jump out of you? Oh, absolutely. I've got one of... We're trialing these things at work called RealWear. And they're... You wear them like... Well, like if there's a hat that goes on and it's got this little... What would you call it?
00:26:13
Speaker
Yeah, exactly. Yeah, that's exactly all if you had it. I think Sega back in the day used to make like a
00:26:30
Speaker
laser tag thingy that came out around the fucking release of like men in black yeah yes yeah I remember me and Rosal play around with the mate
00:26:45
Speaker
Yeah, I'm pretty sure those had some type of wireless scenario. It worked pretty well. Yeah, absolutely. They had glasses and it had your little score come up there. Oh, yeah. Sorry, it wasn't glasses, only one little side. Yeah, it's one of these. That was sweet. What am I gonna say? I wonder if you can get a version of that now. Yeah, well, that's a lot. That's a lot. Universal Soldier. Oh, yeah, that's exactly them. Yeah, because these look up, look up Universal Soldier. That's pretty much what they are.
00:27:16
Speaker
It was fucking awesome, but you was at a hat. Yeah, I had that hat off, bro. I'd make it look like Universal Soldier. Yeah. What was the other one you were just talking about? Sega Lock-On. Sega Lock-On, I just locked that up. 55 bucks on TradeMe. Oh, yeah, it's a good deal. But I'll tell you, at Killsborough and the little, little, I'll walk you through sets. You know, that boy had that little score up in the top there, too. Oh, I think I remember these.
00:27:45
Speaker
Yeah, so it's basically, yeah, that's the end. I want to buy that? Yeah, so you get to look at those. Book those up. Ah, they're cool bro, like they've got a camera on it and everything, you just talk to it and it does its thing. Got different apps, you can get all sorts. But it's good if you're doing reports where you've got to go do kind of inspections or if you wanted to call in someone that knows a bit more about the fucking bit of things you're working on or whatever, they can call in and give you some advice. Pretty cool tech.
00:28:15
Speaker
Connects to your Wi-Fi. It's got Bluetooth. Connect other devices. Connect other devices or you just send emails from it. So if you're doing a report, you don't have to do that report off-site and then kind of type it up. Light and camera as well. Kind of like that makes it so you can have those team meetings live. Or you can just take photos or record stuff for what you're seeing. I don't use it in like
00:28:41
Speaker
Like all the pitch we got was that guys can use it handlers so guys that are kind of working up on power lines and shit they need to do visuals and Kind of get stuff done. All right. Someone's using it for porn already Potentially Potentially. You just go for the full VR headset wouldn't you? Yeah. Get really immersed. Yeah. True. True. Why is it coming out? Some power experiences. Exactly. One of these days I'll just be watching porn in one of those suits. No, no.
00:29:28
Speaker
Well, at that stage it would just be electrical impulses for your brain, you know?
00:29:35
Speaker
Wow. What movie was that when they used to do that? Sandra Bullock. Fucking that's a great movie. I love that movie. Just about to get it out and she just puts a headset on you. Who else is in that movie? Sylvester Stallone. And fucking Whiskey Snipes. What was his name? Fucking what was it? Oh forget his name. Let us know if you remember his name.
00:29:59
Speaker
But yeah, that's some great tech, bro. Yeah, even through work, bro, looking at some stuff through sort of the warehousing space, looking at how we can get automated kind of vehicles. Yeah, I can have different types of technologies you can use. There's a lot of automation and stuff like that.
00:30:17
Speaker
You've probably been looking at that a lot lately actually very in the making space. Yeah nice. I actually reckon some of those headset type things do need just in your pocket be able to use one of those like classic Nokia type fucking keypads so you could type if you wanted without dictating you know so you could use it a little bit more easily if you didn't want to talk into it yeah boom boom so you don't have to look at what you're typing and you can just have it in your pocket or whatever and then you can
00:30:47
Speaker
You know, type on it. Yeah, that's the only thing with voice stuff is, you know, you have to use your voice to talk about it. Sometimes you don't want to. It might be in an environment you don't want to. Oh, and sometimes it doesn't understand what the fuck you're saying. Yeah, it just looks like a dick saying the same thing over and over. That's the worst part, you know? And then we'll start searching up. All of a sudden, you're searched up some sort of out of it kid porn, you know? Then, oh, hang on, the old... Yeah, there are.
00:31:16
Speaker
I've seen a couple of things now come out in the text based out of integrated AI into them. One of them is a voice one. I think they've just got like a little fucking button on their lapel or, you know, on their chest there or their breast. Another one I've seen had fucking a hand thing, bro, where like, projected like a hologram into your hand and you interact with it that way. Yeah, some crazy shit out there now. What's AI?
00:31:43
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or AGI. AGI is the next one. The next one. I thought it would be a cool one, the old drive-in movies. But you just have a projector in the front, come out the front of your car and you can just drive up to a wall. Sounds amirite. That's a good one. If they'd done that at McDonald's or something, they'd just put a blank wall and they'd just done it like...
00:32:06
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Yeah, you can park up there and get in it and then just get them to bring it out to the car. They'd give you the device and then each month they'll just sell the movie. Or give you the movie as a package type of thing. Well once you park up you know you have a lot of fun. I just have a plane and you just tune into a little frequency and then you'll just play it through your own car speakers.
00:32:26
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Well that's how they used to do the OG driving. Well he's done it here for a few times bro. We just drive up and get the frequency. I know why it's not more popular, but like, cause you can just about, like if you had a dirt one running down the old domain there, you know, you can just about have it running anyway, like full time. Yeah. I tell you what, is that us? Let's start it. I really want to start a simulator business, the old movies and take me.
00:32:53
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That building, I think, would be good for a golf sim and then a racing sim area and then, you know, guys that have gone to go to golf on shift work or whatever, they've got the day off and they want to go for a game, fucking starts pissing down with rain. Oh, fuck, she would just go to the sim. Sal Beers in that there. Yeah, that's, yeah. Even a bar set up. Yeah, you'll be able to get Beers there, like a bar, but then...
00:33:15
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Because I reckon, has anyone been to that All Blacks experience in Auckland? No, I was supposed to go there, but we were supposed to go there for Sunday Cup, but we never ended up going. Yeah, so they've got a full set up with a goal post. It's all virtual, or sim I guess, what do you call it? Basically just kicking a ball into the net.
00:33:33
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And then it just obviously picks it up just like a driving. Yeah, so you do it actually probably okay, sweet Yeah, and then you kick it into the net and then it just simulates through the screen of whether you hit or miss So I fuck a bar like that would be mean because they had
00:33:48
Speaker
It had line out throwing and pace kicking. Line out throwing? That's a fucking weird one. So you've got to throw it, and then obviously it'll say, oh you are straight. It's such a fucking specific kiwi fucking thing, isn't it? Oh absolutely. Where else would they have that? Oh well, yeah. Well even just kicking to touch, like if you had a sim where you just do kicking to touch, like pace kicking, drop kicking, then there's a passing one.
00:34:12
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Just try not to talk about it. Fuck, that'll be a cool bus. We've done a cricketsome for Sunday Cup in, um...
00:34:20
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Also, missing a bit of that stuff in bars, I reckon. No sims and all that. Remember they used to have big arcade machines in bars and shit? Yeah, well, it depends. They do it a lot. Even heavier, because they have batting sims in the states where I remember when I was younger, they had batting cages in the bar. Why can't you? With health and safety, obviously. So how if you have the right ball and the right stuff? I think batting cages. Driving sims in town.
00:34:47
Speaker
I'm in bars, right? And then you run competitions on busy nights for sober drivers. Yeah. So your sober driver comes in, you have to be, you have to borrow a breathalyzer to do it, to do this racing competition that happens and then whoever the sober driver is can win a bar tab for their mate. Or like they can fucking... Yeah, yeah, yeah. And that's usually what it is, is keeping those people that are there that, you know...
00:35:11
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Get this one as a home, I'm around, you know? Oh, that gives you something to do for the night, you know? You get over drunk people after a while if you are the super drunk. What does that compare to pokies though, eh? Because that's what you're probably going up against. Well, yeah, pokies, people love pokies, but that's what I mean. It's a bit of a healthy alternative, I would have thought. You've got something to do that actually likes to go out and actually be active too. And it's an investment in time that you probably would feel would be...
00:35:36
Speaker
worthwhile on your sort of value. Well, they're sitting there at 40 bucks, or I believe they buy poo beer, but they're sitting there getting beers and playing those games. I actually don't mind their gambling, but I don't like the pokies at all. I just don't fucking get it. I play pokies if I know I'm going to lose money. I'd rather lose it on Blackjack in that though. Yeah, I'm useless at this stuff.
00:36:04
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Well, I suppose, you just give a little bit more of an illusion of choice, you know? On the pokies, your only choice is how much am I betting? And how many lines? Well, that's fucking how much and what are my chances, I guess. I guess it's the same as any game, but yes. How big do I want to go? Basically, any bet. All right, let's move this along.
00:36:28
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There's two things I want to talk about now. There's the food chat, but also ask the professionals, as it was put. We're talking about some fucking food hacks and stuff like that. And it's taken me a long while to realize some of these things. But then we have a resident expert in the field of hospitality and cuisine. And what else would you say? Eating.
Bargain Hunting and Recycling Wins
00:36:54
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Eating.
00:36:57
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So yeah, I was just saying a lot before, I've actually started to explore the cheaper cuts of meat and sort of jujing them up a bit, either marinating them or doing something to them to enhance the texture.
00:37:17
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flavor. A bit of biltonging, have you ever got into a bit of that, Kev? No, not so much the biltonging, bro, but used to get into, I can't even pronounce the right word, but these
00:37:31
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similar sort of stuff. Tell Africa to have, oh fuck what was it called, Bruts, Bruts something. Brutswurst? I think that's German. German, yeah, yeah, yeah. No, yeah. I think I know that when you're sort of, like, briskle, no. Yeah, we'll have to edit this one and get the right word, but potentially come back to you underneath. Is that an African barbecue? Yeah, oh, that is the same. So they kind of leave these, they're like Bill Tong, bro, but they're like stick, um,
00:38:00
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Basically a meat stick that you just carry around in your jersey or your jacket or in your pocket of your apparel. You just pull it out and there's more on it. Quite chewy. Yeah, absolutely quite chewy. So you just leave it in the cupboard, just pull it out.
00:38:16
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Oh, I think I've tried that, yeah, essentially. Different to a normal salami? Yeah, yeah, yeah. So they're only the size of a... Oh, they look like a chopstick. A bit bigger than a chopstick. Oh, yeah? Yeah, just Norway on the... Yeah, right. Yeah, that's probably the way I'd go. Different types of salamis are usually... I'm a big fan of...
00:38:41
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at first getting into the old different cuts of meat, doing stuff, doing different things with meat.
00:38:53
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I actually come up with a bit of a variation on the fried eggs the other day. You wouldn't think that's going to be something that you can sort of vary, but so what I've come and done, because the biggest part of my fried eggs worse than poaches and all that is you put it on the pan, spread out, yolks in the middle, then when you go to eat it,
00:39:15
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You know, you can't just start from the outside and make a cut, like your first cut's going to be just straight white, you know? You've got to make a fucking hash of it. Because it's all off to one side. And then try to spread the yolk around, you know? So what I've done now, crack two eggs right next to each other, get them started in the pan. Then as they're going, pop both the yolks, but don't let it roll off the eggs, you know?
00:39:41
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slowly fold it up to like a little mini burrito and that yolk will spread all around in that little area and then I'll chuck in flavouring like sessoa and a bit of cheese more like fucking whatever little flavour additives you want to add and then finally fold it all up so the top comes over and then it just slowly cooks that
00:40:01
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yolk in there at the top and then season on top of that. Jesus. This is kind of like a fresh omelette. Yeah, it's almost like a stool constructed omelette because all the yolks in the middle and the white stool in the outside. It's a little bit soft in the middle too.
00:40:17
Speaker
Yeah, keep it soft, keep it normal where you want your fried eggs, but it's all encased. And then when you cut it open, boom, you're straight into yolk every single time. And back every time. I've just recently got into velveting meat. What is that? What's what a lot of Asian cuisine is? And they put it in like...
00:40:42
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either cornflour or sometimes baking soda. Slice really thin against the grain, sort of the cheap cuts of meat, bro. And then leave it in there and marinate. You can put all your garlic and
00:40:55
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You've got ginger and onions and stuff in there and maybe some soy sauce and just mayo and stuff. And the meat, you have to put it in that cornflour in there. But then you leave it for like half an hour even. And when you stir-fry it, you stir-fry it in shallow oil and it kind of wok so it's better. Airborne, it just crisps up real nice. All that flavour and then you take the meat out and what's left in there is all those... It's kind of like a fancy...
00:41:24
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Yeah cornflour, yeah. It's just cornflour. But cornflour does make up a little good crunch onto things like that, eh? And those sorts of meats soak all that up as well, it's cool. Yeah, I don't know what the term for it is, but yeah, that's the way to cook your Asian meat. So fast fries type of stuff, eh? Yep. That's pretty, yeah. Especially that fast bro, hot ass. Yep.
00:41:49
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Yeah, I guess the biggest problem I have here is don't have the, can't get the heat sometimes into the pan to really get a good crack on things. Yep, that's the main ingredient mate, heat. If you can get good heat on and consistent heat then you're even, it's for all cooking though. You go and do stuff in the oven and it says go at 180 and then your oven can't stay at 180. Just fucks it up. You can get a good convection like to a lot of the kazis I know.
00:42:18
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how much bakers we got but most of us will bake and stuff on the old fan bake.
00:42:24
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Yeah, you should use a conventional stuff for baking. Without the fan. Most of the, most of, some recipes say fan bake or something, but if it's just saying bake at something, generally it's conventional. Yeah, right. Fan baking, if you're doing something like cakes in there, it's probably too aggressive. It's a good tip, bro. It's a good tip. Yeah, if you want to do, or if you've got fan bake and there's something you're just into, then obviously what you can do is put like a
00:42:54
Speaker
sheet pan or something on the top rack of your oven. So smash that fan, so it's mashing that heat around, so you can kind of slow it down a bit. Well those cubbies are like doing some of that. Should there be some bakers out there? Oh yeah, absolutely.
00:43:12
Speaker
How good could it be? Air fryer for some of those, some of these fish is now handy. Oh yeah, roast pork and stuff eh? Get hot quickies. Pork bellies I'm a fan of. Even bacon bro? Just bacon? Hash browns bro? Yeah, often. Yeah, bacon, hash brown and fish fingers bro. I'm a fan of putting a bit of maple syrup on the bacon. And it just crisps it up but it's going together that sweet and sticky taste to it as well. Ah yes mate, I've never seen.
00:43:45
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So yeah, this is the food chat, but like ask the professionals as well We want the listeners to kind of let us know about that email address again cuz chat podcast at gmail.com Yeah, so we've gotten got in some poor form or what else have we got there some actually your some good scores
00:44:05
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I think we had some good examples on some good scores or something. Oh, probably not so recently when I was talking about my beefridge that I got a good score floored.
00:44:18
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A good standing, or not even standing, it's kind of, how would you explain that? Pellets, pellet eyes. Just a glass front, bar fridge like we have up behind the old barn. Yeah, stacked up on some pellets. Yeah. It's always good to see when the fridge is getting empty, you know, the beauty of the old glass front. Yeah, glass front, yeah, absolutely.
00:44:35
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so now it's got a good score on that and then had to get some maintenance done on it fairly early so and even the better score on that is that the dudes that done the maintenance just charged me a couple of box of beers so all around a good score and i've had it oh about three four years now yep yeah and i hadn't skipped the beat touch wood
00:44:57
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So that's been an absolute good score. Yeah, I don't know what those would actually go for. Probably over a grand, though. Yes. You reckon? Yeah. I put it in perspective. It was about a third of it. Yeah. Yeah, what'd you pick it up for? A couple of hundred. Yeah, a couple of hundred. Yeah.
00:45:12
Speaker
Couple of hundred. We're not only dollars, that's a no-brainer. Yes, please. Yeah, because there was a lot of cafes and stuff going out of business during the post-COVID era.
Engaging Listeners and Future Plans
00:45:24
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Yeah, so managed to pick them up pretty cheap, working in the electrical industry there.
00:45:32
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Yeah, so there's a lot of deals that come through on all sorts of stuff with our work. We run these massive new mains into the hospital there in Tokoro. And shit, that was big cable.
00:45:50
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And that was, that's going to be a lot in scrap metal. And that's how we get our Christmas cash. Oh, true. They still do that, don't they? Yeah, the old man talking about. Copper money. Yeah, copper money. Get the old scrap metal man come around or pick up. Yeah, we've been getting money for the scrap metal that we're fucking dropping off now too, so. True. Washing machines, dryers, I dropped my dryer into the other day. And they just give us trade cash? No, no, I just dropped it in at work. Oh, right. Yeah, then they'll give cash for the cash.
00:46:19
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Saves me paying to dump it. Yeah. Because it still would have cost me 15 bucks. I mean, dump it? I was like, you're joking. Yes. Yeah. I got some good scores, bro. This week, actually. All right. Sounds like it.
00:46:34
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like a 12-seater van, laptop, and phone. That's a great score. What did you pay for all that? A flight to New Zealand. Sounds like the stars are kind of aligning for you a little bit. Hopefully bro. I know I'm very lucky. So you've landed, got yourself a vehicle, a TV basically.
00:47:01
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Yeah, and a way to communicate. Actually the phone, if I can, ended up converting my Australian SIM to an eSIM, so it doesn't take up that physical slot in my phone for a physical SIM card. And then I just swapped out the old one, put the work one in there, and you can select which SIM that you want for calls, messages or data.
00:47:26
Speaker
Yeah, that's a good tech talk. So I've only instead of having two phones, I have one. Yeah, but I can separate them between accounts of you know, some got some in your phone. Yeah. Yeah. And the physical one. Yeah. Like does that just download your old some into it? Yeah. Is that what you do? Oh, okay. Yeah. Well, that's actually fucking quite cool, isn't it? Yeah.
00:47:51
Speaker
What's your phone? It's an S21. I think it's the same as mine. Mine must be able to do that. Yeah, it must be a software update they did recently. Yeah. Because I didn't notice it before that, and I was like, fuck. Oh, really? Let's try this out. And it worked. Yeah, just had to call them up, get them to kind of do it over the phone. They said, yeah, in about 40 minutes, you've got to take your other one out.
00:48:13
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Was a bit of chatting back and forth just to make sure, wanted to make sure that the phone could do it. Doing on the old chat bot, talking to the dude. And yeah, it worked. But yeah, I guess that's pretty cool, but so is a 12-seater van. I hear road trip. What did I hear road trip? Road trip, golf trip. Now they've got a boot boat, it's got a cage boot at the back.
00:48:40
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So we invite the new listener in. It's a good score. It's a magnificent score, especially a 12 seater man. How many times have these, you know, they're just going to open up room of opportunity. It's got the bench seat at the front.
00:49:02
Speaker
Oh yeah. Ultimate. Can't get it wrong there. And has it got column shift too? On your auto? It's automatic, yeah. But it's just right on the deck of the Popsalberg. It's probably about that big. Oh yeah, that's good bro. Yeah, I've got a good score on my 8 seater van, the old Toyota Steamer out there. 1500 bucks. Yes. Pretty good. Uncle Pop asked me, how come you went to the van? I said, because it was cheap. And I'll just beat it out. Absolutely.
00:49:31
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Well, somebody's at the door. Oh, Kazi. Welcome, Kazi. Pleasure, Shane. Just cruised it. See, good scores. Had any good scores lately, Shane? Had any good scores. We were just talking about good scores at the moment. Yeah, scored any good deals.
00:49:56
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Well, we can probably get into a bit of poor form then, I guess. Absolutely. Actually, I probably sort of mentioned my poor form was getting food poisoning a week before I came over here, which was a terrible poor form. Does it cause you to have any...? Oh, I've got one, bro. I'm actually not proud of it. It cut me deep, actually. So me and the young fellas have been doing some study.
00:50:20
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on a Wednesday night we go to this course and we kind of you know listen and learn and add new things to the basket of knowledge and we recently had a
00:50:31
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We had to do some homework and then we had to present this homework to the class. I had a bit cocky so if I can whip one together, you know, kind of went through it, sweet ears. Nothing you're not used to, I guess. Yeah, perfect little nail this, you know, sweet ears. I went through it, done it and then finished up and then a young fella went and done his and that's all right, finished up, happy days. Got back to course last week and got our results. Oh yeah.
00:51:05
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So Ebimi got, so basically he got what kind of one, we'll call it one point ahead which worked out to about
00:51:17
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He got about 91% or 88%. Yeah, so it's a small percentage. Fuck, I don't care if it's one or 200%. I got found out. I absolutely found out. Okay, it's pretty poor form on my part, I should know. Where do you reckon you went wrong? I went wrong on that. Yeah, a bit cocky. Too cocky. Too cocky. I actually went full cocky. I thought I had nailed it. And to be fair,
00:51:47
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I probably didn't give enough detail. I kind of breast over a couple of things that I should have known better, where the young fella captured that detail.
00:51:57
Speaker
It was surprising to me that he had actually had good delivery. Which might have fucked me up too. That's my poor form bro. I can get and beat him by a 16 year old in the class that you invited him to. And you're telling him to try and know this would be better for you. Yeah, that's a little bicycle. From what you're saying here, here's actually a new listener. He's about five episodes in.
00:52:25
Speaker
Is he picked up in Dalinga yet? Yeah, he reckons he's cruising around today, telling everyone they will be judged.
00:52:34
Speaker
Put your forearm on fleek. Because he's put your forearm on fleek. It's open to critique. It's open to critique. And he will be judged. And he will be judged. So he's put it out. A couple of shout outs. He's already put out Lorde. You can see some funny stuff going on. Excellent. He must have listened to the 150 pumps then. Well, not only him. Actually, I've seen him listen to the ticked up one I put up. So yeah, it was one of those. I shared it around before his mates did.
00:53:03
Speaker
Oh, classic stuff. There's some good episodes in there, guys. Yeah, yeah, like, yeah, some of them, you listen back and fucking laugh at their stuff here and there. Oh, yeah, absolute goofs. We need to do like a highlights package, I reckon. Yeah, yeah, you're right. You're right. I do need to get my ass together.
Home Projects and Podcast Evolution
00:53:20
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Now that we're all here, we can just come and sit down and do a bit of a... Or listen to an episode and then come in with some highlights. Just give me the time and just be easy to kind of get them... I'll even try and get the young fella out too to try and introduce a couple of new things to the guest. And if any listeners out there do want to add anything to the podcast, let us know how we're going or...
00:53:46
Speaker
you know suggest some things to talk about that email address again is cuz chat podcast at gmail.com so looking to the future there cuz he's in my bro any any jobs you want to talk about being upcoming or like the fun recently
00:54:06
Speaker
around home. I got into the old nip sec last week because it's kind of one of my highlights of my jobs as I get to cruise around, getting all the weed out, weed killer out and doing my spraying. Something I always kind of love getting into.
00:54:24
Speaker
But the other long was to shit I ain't done to. Never ends, does it? Never ends, because absolutely. What's the word about it? It's always outside related too. It's always outside like lawn stuff later, which I do love a good lawn. But kind of, if you've been around my house, you can be quite sloppy, bro. I don't like the slopes. The fact that you just fucking get annoying the shit out of me.
00:54:51
Speaker
Just got, you know, general maintenance to do around the outside fences and shit like that. And I've got this panga fence, like a long running down the side of the house. And I've been talking about, like, an asshole in it for a while. So if I've got a goal this year, kazis, is to get that panga out and timber in. Yep. Nice.
00:55:12
Speaker
of the last thing that I did before I left was mow the lawns. Sorry, the last thing I did before I got sick was mow the lawns. So I got that smashed out, bro. And I think I mentioned before on the podcast or maybe this is an update. I trimmed back all those branches that were hanging over my side of the fence from the neighbors as best I could and cleared up a lot of the wasn't getting a lot of light, you know, I can treat branches and fucking macadamia nuts dropping on the ground.
00:55:42
Speaker
killing all the grass and then um was good for a while and then uh got a message from the wife not too long ago after that with fucking half the tree just fallen on outside of the uh yard oh sure as well so that's yeah from the tree that i cut down there's a um
00:56:02
Speaker
Yeah, like fucking a big branch that's just fucking tangled over. It's the same height as, you know, it's touching the ground, but still connected to the tree. So it's a big bit of wood. I think the neighbors would have checked it by now, bro. So that's your wood now, though, surely? Well, fuck that's what I've done with half the other stuff that's fallen. It's not the first time. Cut it up, but are you working on a brazier or something? Dry it all out there? Yeah, I'd have a brazier. But at the back there, the big tree, that's fallen off before and just been an absolute nightmare.
00:56:33
Speaker
So, but yeah, any, any jobs coming up? Oh, apart from the offence, cos.
00:56:40
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I've got constant jobs coming out of my house. You've got more of a compound, though, eh? Yeah, a bit of a compound going on, a little bit bigger of a section than what you're running here, Kevin. And the front lawn's quite easy to maintain because it is just your normal town grass. But my back lawn is the farm grass. Yeah, it was pretty long, eh? And it doesn't take long to build up. And it has been one of the biggest growing seasons ever.
00:57:07
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I was lucky I actually put my mind to it this summer and said I'm going to keep up with one of them otherwise it would have been a disaster. So yeah come in with it. Fucking started to enjoy getting into it. Just mowing them. A few of the old
00:57:22
Speaker
mulching type cuts and a few just drop the grass on the top type cuts and then later now in the season I'll be coming in with the catcher cuts and yeah but I've got a whole, there's some gardens I'm getting rid of you know just change them back into lawns and then get a bit more of an organised garden going on but yeah coming in for that job today was good doesn't feel like working coming in hanging out with the kuzzies and that was pretty cool.
00:57:52
Speaker
I mean, Uncle Pop had sorted out most of the hard parts of what to come up with to get it out there and made the decision to where we're going to go, so it was all good. The brief was, bro, Alex, the old double man wanted to go through the roof and then down the front of the house and then go along the steps, then took a trench there and go to the
00:58:14
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That's probably what I would have done too, because I would have saved cutting the jib in the house. But I think that Alex's issue was that he wanted me to replace that front at some stage. So I would have had to pull it all down. Oh yeah, that would have taken him like two minutes. Yeah, which wouldn't have been much. But the old man was like, oh, that's kind of what he wants. But that means I have to get under the house. And I was like, no, I'll go under the house. That means I need to get up into the roof. I'll go in the roof.
00:58:41
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So yeah, but he counted on that, I think. He didn't count on George to do most of it. The thing is that they ran cable, or they ran kind of, even when you drilled through, it's kind of not where they had it originally designed, eh? They had it to run around the side of the house, come under another bit and kind up at the front of the... Well, there was a lot of cables going into the roof, bro. But then that would have been all for the light switches and all that power points and stuff, eh?
00:59:09
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Yeah, most of it. There was a one cable going down. I don't know what that was going to, but it wasn't connected. I had a bit of a look in the switchboard. And whoever had wired the switchboard originally, which would have been quite a long time ago, would probably estimate it to be...
00:59:25
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70s. I was still worrying because they had bare earth conductors. So they've done a nice job of it initially. Would that be for like a hot tub or something like that? Because there was some pipe and stuff under there. Possibly. And there was a cable running the link from the switchboard all the way to almost where I climbed under the house. And it looked like it had this
00:59:51
Speaker
Bit of conduit, but like a ribbed one all the way. Looked like it could have carried water or something. Could have been there for a heat pump I guess. Yeah, or something like that. Around there, around that area right, like even further back slightly, I made a mine had a full geothermal powered spa bath, like just to pull water up from the ground. I reckon if you bore down there you'd probably get warm water. Yeah, fuck yeah. So yeah, that was out of it.
01:00:20
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We've got the new listener in the building. The new listener has joined us. Would you like to say a few words or thoughts on the podcast so far? Five episodes in? Maybe start with your name. Or tag. Do you have a tag? We need to sort that out. Listen to us if you have a tag for Joe. Let us know.
01:00:48
Speaker
What is this? He's just dishing up us like honeys all of a sudden. Jesus. I've got to get a photo of this. This is some good shit going down here. But probably a good time to wrap it up there, cousins. What do you reckon? Yeah, I think we've done well. Yeah. Are you having any feedback on what you've listened to, mate?
01:01:08
Speaker
Nah, I'm actually loving it. It's grubby but not too grubby. It gets worse. It gets worse. What do you get to love? Have you got to love joy yet? Nah, not yet. Okay. If you didn't love joy, then yeah. What do you besides have you listened to? Like the first four, I think. Oh yeah. Yeah. So I was a bit too bad. Only the worst one, your one so far. My one problem was that one. Trying to go for a piss.
01:01:34
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Time to go for it. Oh, and then backing up and doing the urinal. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Shitting in the urinal, I think is what he's talking about.
01:01:43
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Yeah, I don't think I should have been in the urinal. Oh yeah, no, that was in the sevens now. Listen, there's two separately unrelated things. I like the way it was. Grubby, but... I actually went to take a piss. That's right, I had to back up. I was taking a piss at the urinal and had to back out of there and then back into the cubicle.
01:02:09
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I like that plug though, grubby but not too grubby. Yeah, they could be our tagline. Thanks Joe, thanks for your contributions tonight. And we think we're going to wrap it up there, Cuzzies.
01:02:20
Speaker
So thank you for joining us here because we have podcasts with Brokev, Lord and Joe. Thanks for joining us on your first podcast you know. You've got a lot here you mate. Put the hard work in, you'll get there, you'll pick up the lingo and yeah, you'll be judged.