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Arc 2 - Episode 4 - Ho'ckaieyeia'e
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The crew heads to Hockeiooueiaieyeyeyeaiai to rescue Walter from the evil clutches of the Glaceon Salena.
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Dakota as the PM, DM, GM
Evelyn as Hikaru Hatsumi the Pikachu
Eli as Bruce Flameback the Cyndaquil
Shawn as Sammy Pepperoni the Munchlax
Jake as Walter the Riolu
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Transcript
Technical Glitches and Introductions
00:00:01
Speaker
You good, Sean? What do you mean am I good? Sean? What? Oh, your audio is like horribly cutting it out. You are lying. I am not. It sounds like Eli was about to point it out too. Yeah, I can corroborate that story. Same here. Weird.
00:00:36
Speaker
Hello everyone and welcome to A Path Through Time. I'm Dakota, your PM, your DM, your GM, and sitting to my left is somebody who chucks quarters at random people on the street.
00:00:46
Speaker
It's me, Evelyn. And I've got someone with me who wishes that the half penny would make a comeback. The half penny? Oh yeah, the half penny. It was so great. It's too bad it'd be basically worthless now, but I'm Eli. And I'm sitting across from me rolling every single die they own.
00:01:21
Speaker
Hi, it's me, Sean. That's all my dice. Damn, we got a brilliant enthusiastic crew today. For those who for some reason didn't listen to the last episode, obviously Jake isn't here again. He's off doing his own thing and he'll be making a return next episode in his solo episode part two. So look forward to that. Jake has been banished once again.
00:01:53
Speaker
Walter has been banished once again is a better thing to say. Well, Jake and Walter both have been banished. Without Walter, Jake's not here. Without Jake, Walter's not here. So either way, it's the same thing. I mean, Jake could play someone else. We finally got a player for Walter and then we banished him away to solo episodes.
Episode Recap: Adventures and Speakeasy Exploration
00:02:12
Speaker
We didn't do anything. It was his call. He did that. That was on him.
00:02:17
Speaker
That'd be an interesting idea if I had him play Zekrom. That'd be insane. No. No. I forgot Zekrom wasn't a Zekrom. I could literally just text him real quick and be like, hey, you want to hop in real fast?
00:02:35
Speaker
No, because then he knows what we did. And he can't know what he did. We'd have to get someone else to play Walter. I don't think it really matters. Well, I've got someone to play Zacharom, and that's me. Speaking of me, I don't have a terrible segue. Let's roll for a recap. I've got a D4 here. All right. All right. Two. We got two from Eli. We got two from Evelyn. Sean? Three.
00:03:06
Speaker
All right, I guess I'm doing the recap because I rolled a one. So in the last episode, not much happened. I feel like I might be able to summarize this in just a few sentences, but I'm about to eat my words, aren't I? You guys entered the door.
00:03:23
Speaker
in bold the words like are in bold it's a door you guys entered the door and inside you found a hallway with fire at the end you guys extremely hold on it just says extremelessly what it's without extreme
00:03:52
Speaker
So actually that somehow makes sense without extreme caution. Yeah, I don't like how much sense that makes. So, extremely cautiously, oh my goodness, that's a tongue twister. You guys made it down the hallway with breaking only a few bones in the process, which I think is an accomplishment for Sammy. Wait, whose bones did we break? What? An exaggeration. Come on, guys. I mean, Bruce did take one damage from a
00:04:22
Speaker
From pumping into a door. Yeah, you smashed your face into the door After me and I and I ran into the door trying to tackle it at the end of the episode. So I'm on the floor currently You guys reached the end of the hallway and you met up with Sprigotito the pan sear very confusing doesn't matter
00:04:45
Speaker
It has nothing to do with the fact that I was looking for names and the only thing I was like looking around my desk to find things to name this pan seer and I was like Oh, what's that name this thing? It's uh, and there's like a Sprigotito plush that sits right next to my monitor So I'm like, yep, his name is Sprigotito the pan seer See you guys talked to Sprigotito the pan seer and she was pretty aggravated at you guys at first because he thought you guys were underage and you guys realized you guys were in a speakeasy I just said you guys like five times there. Um
00:05:15
Speaker
For those who don't know, and me included, because this idea actually came from Sean, who, well, I don't remember who made any episode, but he told me what a speakeasy he was. Yeah, I'm not from the 1920s, give me a
Understanding Speakeasies: History and Context
00:05:27
Speaker
break. Both Eli and I told you what that was.
00:05:30
Speaker
yeah okay yeah rub it in my face let's yep so uh speakeasy apparently i'm i i swear forget this explanation wrong is a back in the prohibition era in the 1920s uh when alcohol was ill
00:05:45
Speaker
Wow, I almost said illegalized. That also technically makes sense. It was illegal. It was prohibited. Okay, there you go. Yeah, so when alcohol was prohibited, hence the name of the prohibition, there were certain places that sold alcohol that were called speakeasies. I'm not exactly sure why they were called that. I have a feeling Sean's gonna say something here in a second. Sean, this is your moment.
00:06:15
Speaker
I can say it basically because it would be a legal establishment and then you'd know some sort of code word that you speak softly into a door in the back and then they open the door and let you in and they call it a speakeasy.
00:06:36
Speaker
Okay, okay. Okay. So that actually makes sense because uh, the the only really thing I know about prohibition is the a lackadaisy uh pilot that came out of uh Wow, is that like a year now? I don't remember uh But that was about the prohibition era and like well speak easy I didn't realize it was called a speakeasy, but there you go. Anyhow, so you guys enter this illegal drinking place a speakeasy and
00:07:03
Speaker
the pants here wasn't sure you guys are supposed to be here because you guys were like really young and he ended up helping you guys did he help you guys he he told us basically stop he let us in basically yeah he didn't beat you up which by the way i did have a stab block for him so good on you guys for avoiding that um
00:07:26
Speaker
You guys ended up talking to Zekrom the Lucario who has been working a 25 hour shift I think as well as was it a 20 or 25 hour shift. I'm going with 25 hours because that's funnier.
00:07:41
Speaker
Yeah, his last break was like an hour long and he got like eight hours of sleep in the last month as thus He's extremely tired and you guys promised to help him like he had a new identity and get out of his job which turns out the establishment is run by what can only be described as a mob and He was very afraid that he could not leave his job because the mob would kill him or whatever so
00:08:07
Speaker
guys in exchange for helping them he's going to help you find walter or at least i'll get into the back which you guys did and you found an iron door that was left open oh no another door and it does something that's cracked open and you guys saw walter um in the room but sammy ended up tripping and smacking his face into the door alerting the others also um
00:08:35
Speaker
I realize this, but it wasn't the sound of Sammy smacking his head into the door that alerted him. It was the sound of the door creaking open quietly that alerted them.
00:08:47
Speaker
so they were alerted and you found Selena the Glaceon wow definitely didn't see that one coming uh made an appearance uh she told Abyss the Umbreon and Bree the Umbreon to grab Walter and run they uh i think it was either Abyss or Bree let slip that they were heading to Hawkeye uh they left their side door and that is where we left you guys do you guys have anything to add to that
00:09:12
Speaker
I mean, it's a surprise to most people that listen to the show. I mean, not I mean, Selena was spoken of once prior to this. Yeah. And also she was an Eevee the last time we saw her.
Character Dynamics and Plot Developments
00:09:24
Speaker
Oh, no, that's right. Sorry. It's a I think that I'm a little biased on that just because for those who don't know Selena is my OC. She's like my profile picture. And like she's a pretty big part of not really like who I am, but she
00:09:40
Speaker
Glaceon's my favorite Pokemon, and Selena's my OC, so she's made quite a few appearances in the Discord and stuff, so people who know me pretty much know that Selena's a thing. The surprise that it was a Glaceon instead of an Eevee when... wasn't it? It was... we saw in the future thing that it was an Eevee, wasn't it? Yeah, isn't that the Not a Scratch timeline?
00:10:09
Speaker
yeah that was why i was surprised about everything has a reason i did not misspeak oh no i'm not being i'm not being sarcastic about that either i did not misspeak everything has a reason so you guys have to figure that out salina is a rift rider salina is just another evolution named salina oh no
00:10:34
Speaker
It's all a big coincidence. I'm sure has nothing to do with the biggest plot point of the story. Definitely not. Oh no. Anywho, um, I will not be thinking about, uh, not a scratch or whatever. Cause I consider these things to be pretty much separate. That is a different show. Uh, yes. The, the two shows are non-canon to each other.
00:10:54
Speaker
But things that appear in Not A Scratch can appear in PTT, and it is possible that might be vice versa, according to, you know, I'm going to shut up there, because I don't actually know. Yep, yep, yep. Yep. So with that, I think we can, well, last time we leaf bladed on in. This time, let's supersonic on in. No.
00:11:22
Speaker
So we left off, you guys peekin' in through the iron bars of the door, little iron bars at the top of the door, and you see two Umbreons and a Glaceon. I don't even remember if I had named her Selena, but I feel like that's pretty much obvious. So now you guys know her name is Selena. And they fled through the side door, the door is, one of the Umbreons slammed the door shut before they left, and you guys are there. Take it away.
Decision-Making and Strategic Planning
00:11:50
Speaker
This door was not slam shut, though. No, but it still hurt like Hector. Run in, too. Yeah, we might want to just try pushing it open instead of tackling it open. Yeah, but I just really wanted to get it off the back, and I saw it, so I just kind of ran. Maybe we need to pull it open. Fair enough. Let's get going. We have a trio to trail. Okay, so you're trying to push the door open.
00:12:16
Speaker
yes you push the door open and you find that it opens i mean it's just like the last door it has a mechanical lock it's not just going to auto lock on closed so yeah you push it open and it opens up upward
00:12:36
Speaker
oh yeah i need to flavor the room sorry i don't know what we're walking into you guys go walk into a dark void because the d have never described this room no you guys see you guys see a dark stone room with a doorway to the grass's left and in front of you is a pair of manacles on the wall
00:12:58
Speaker
it is a cylindrical room almost at spherical that way cylindrical like it's like vertically cylindrical or it just keeps going up it's it's it's no it's horizontally cylindrical or it's just got a big hole going down
00:13:21
Speaker
it's a very confusing room and so to the left on the flat part of the cylinder is a doorway that leads onwards and yeah that's where you guys are so where uh where was walter uh walter walter was uh slowing on to the back of i'm gonna say of actually i do have an answer to this he was slowing on to the back of abyss the umber ground yes
00:13:48
Speaker
And then they went out that door right there. I'm totally not pointing at the door in my room right now. That's funny. Because the door to my room is also on the left. What do you mean, also on the left? You didn't say a direction. I did say the left. No, Eli didn't. Well, my door is also on the left. That's kind of why I was pointing at it. We had a good chance of getting that. So there you go.
00:14:18
Speaker
And as you point down the hallway, you just hear down the hallway, run! We gotta get out of here! And he's just like, just shut up, you! Well, at least now we know where they're going, but do we really gotta run? That's a lot of work. I can't run. He carves ears perc up. We gotta be quiet, though. We don't know who else could hear us.
00:14:52
Speaker
I think if we... I mean, we probably should run, though. I guess. I'm sure eventually they'll shut up, but... That's for guiding my complaint. We should run. They got walked on the back of that guy. Yeah, but they have Walter. He is, like, practically within reach. If we run, then we can get out of here faster, get away from anyone else who might want to hurt us, and get to Walter faster. Yeah, we're running.
00:15:22
Speaker
As you guys run down this hallway, you pass what seems to be doors. Not even what seems to be doors. I think you guys know what doors look like. You guys pass doors on the left and the right. As you continue down the hallway, you get to a ladder that goes directly upwards. And you see what seems to be a manhole cover, or? That we were on the ground. Which is currently closed.
00:15:49
Speaker
Yeah, it depends on where we are in the train station. Well, we were following. Yeah, we were following the tracks. So I'm guessing they went there. They were heading away from the water, I believe. I have an answer. Well, let's go. Yeah. Do we need to roll to climb ladder?
00:16:12
Speaker
Yeah, well, um, Zekrom, can you- Oh yeah, Zekrom's there. Can you hear where they went? As you say that, you look behind you and you see that Zekrom, the Lucario, is slowly huffing and puffing his way down the hallway behind him. He's like, what? Oh my goodness. I have a slept at 25 hours. You gotta give me a break. Holy crap. Uh, what?
00:16:40
Speaker
Yeah, I was just wondering if you heard which way they went. Oh my goodness, I can't hear myself over my huff and a puff and a ch- I had- I have no idea how. We know they were going to Hakai, but, um, that they were going to Hawkeye. Hawkeye? We heard that much. Oh yeah, I know where Hawkeye is. Uh, geez, yeah, uh... The only thing I know about it is it's got a very weirdly spelled name.
00:17:09
Speaker
uh it's also got this like really big tower and uh suddenly i turned into like this beach bum dude it's definitely not i don't remember what voice i had before i think it was just like super tired you wow thanks it's just you but really tired okay so it is me but really tired we'll go with that
00:17:36
Speaker
Hey, what if we just didn't try to pursue them now and we just went to Hawkeye and laid a trap? I'm sorry, I thought you were saying, what if we just didn't pursue them? That's what she said, technically. Hold on, wait, wait, wait, wait. What if we didn't pursue them? But we pursued them. I think what she wants to do is meet- Currently going. Cut them off and meet them in Hawkeye. Like, instead of trying to chase them now, let's just- That's an interesting idea, you got that, but we don't exactly know where in Hawkeye they're going or we don't even know how to get to Hawkeye ourselves.
00:18:06
Speaker
I don't know how we're going to get to Hawkeye before they do. You guys say that. Well, Zekrom said he knows, right? Zekrom looks at you guys and like, I know how to get to Hawkeye. It's like a three-day journey from here, but I think if you guys want to go through like some wild lands, or it could be like a four-day journey if you guys want to go through like a... Same as going to go through Zekrom and hand on his shoulder if he's still huffing and puffing. You put a hand on his knee.
00:18:36
Speaker
okay he's not okay he's only like two feet taller than me yeah that much and I'm two foot something all right to put a hand on his chest stomach stomach's fine whatever I'm making I'm making physical contact with this man all right
00:19:01
Speaker
a first of all I weigh like 231 pounds and I could keep up doing all that running I understand you haven't slept very much but then keep up please um also dude you I haven't slept in 25 hours give me a break here you need a sandwich I got 99 burgers what
00:19:33
Speaker
that's what I was gonna say do you think three Boca burgers would probably fall asleep on the spot I'm having trouble good glad we are on the same page when it comes to the burgers don't eat my sandwiches why did you offer them
00:20:00
Speaker
Because you're not feeling well and I care about you. You're a new friend I just met. Hello. You are confusing. That's me. That's the semi-pepperoni way. Anyways. What I gotta tell ya. What I wanted to know.
00:20:16
Speaker
Isn't that isn't there like a train to get the Hawkeye like we're in the train station basically what's further down those? You know, whatever is there no way to get there within three
Travel and Arrival at Hawkeye
00:20:26
Speaker
four days. Oh, yeah, we could absolutely Take the train it would take us. I Got actually look at the map for this one. I don't even know Hawkeyes on this map No, I found it. Well, I wasn't either but I was thinking we're already at the train station and
00:20:46
Speaker
uh yeah i just gotta find where the two where the two of them are and i can give you guys a distance i found Hawkeye i can't find gale beach uh i should probably be looking at the beach
00:21:04
Speaker
Found it. Okay. Uh, yeah, so Walter Walter. Holy crap. Yeah, grown up Walter. No, it's that ground the Lucario looks you guys like yeah, we can probably get there in like a Five-hour train for ride I could get a five hour So my question about that is amazing. We did that we'd be like if we did that that'd be great but what my question is are they taking the train because if they are I
00:21:28
Speaker
cool because then we'd be all about there at about the same time. But then if they're not taking the train, we'd be there three days before them.
00:21:36
Speaker
uh well either way i get a nap and that's all i really care if we get there early great we can do a trap stuff if not we could uh i don't know well if we get there early we can find out we can find out who they work for and then prepare for when they do arrive i really don't want to get there early because walther's like within reach from from where we are right now well if we i just want to nap yeah yeah go sit over there for a second i'm talking to my friends
00:22:05
Speaker
He goes over, sits on the side of the tunnel, and he is instantly asleep. I love how you said, I'm talking with my friends, like two minutes after you just said, hey, you're my new friend, hello. We're taking care of this guy now, so I feel like we need to consider his needs when we're making our plans. So if he needs to sleep, he needs to sleep.
00:22:33
Speaker
Yeah, and if he gets his sleep, we can have four people. We can station one person at like north, south, east, west side of Hawkeye, and then we'll be sure to know when they get here. We'll be able to see them coming. I don't think it's that simple. Hawkeye might be large. They could come in from the northwest. So you guys are standing in front of the ladder. Are you guys going up it or what's going on? How are we gonna go up it if Zekra I'm sleeping?
00:23:01
Speaker
We're still talking. So we're discussing... Oh yeah, Zekrom is sleeping and sitting slumped against the wall. Yeah, I think that's also a good reason to take the train so that he can get his sleep and we don't have to worry about having an exhausted Lucario with us when we go to confront these three who are probably a higher level than us, considering we're level 10.
00:23:29
Speaker
okay so uh yeah what action are you guys doing us you guys are not going up the hatch is that what you guys are doing you guys are just turning around we did want to ask you as the dm which way would be what do you think would be the better better in like getting walter to us faster uh well that's not for me to tell you guys you guys in character have to find that out if you guys think it'll be faster take the train then you guys take the train if you think it'll be better to go through the wildlands
00:24:01
Speaker
Yeah, only thing is we can't go out through the speakeasy because Zekrom will be noticed leaving with us. The only people we saw in there were the pan sage or the pan seer in the pan tour. Yeah, but what if the owner left? I think the owner was that glaceon.
00:24:26
Speaker
What about the, what about the bouncer? There wasn't, there was no bouncing. We haven't seen the bouncer. When we came in, there was nobody. Oh. But the bouncer was gone. But hey, we've got four people now. If we see the bouncer, we can take him out. As you guys are saying this, you can hear echoing down the hallways, you can hear someone yell, where is that damn Lucario?
00:24:50
Speaker
It sounds like we're going up the hatch now, guys. That's what I, uh... Yep. ...was worried about. And that is your guys' cue to head off the hatch.
00:24:59
Speaker
as you guys open the hatch well are we bringing the car with us? Bruce goes and wakes up. Oh yeah, Zekrom's here. Oh my gosh. Stop forgetting about your NPCs. Zekrom's going to be constantly forgotten about. Hey. It's Zekrom the Lucario. So yeah, you guys wake him up. You guys start heading up the hatch. Zekrom is following you slowly, still tired, huffing and puffing. And you guys open up the hatch and you guys do not immediately drown as sunlight envelops you guys
00:25:28
Speaker
And you go up the ladder and you see just fields. There's like grass and trees all around you. And in the distance you can see the beach side. It's still daytime. It doesn't seem like it's the same beach that Evelyn's house is located
Exploring Hawkeye and Future Possibilities
00:25:42
Speaker
on, but it is the beach, maybe. Hikaru's house. No, Evelyn, you live here now. Yeah, don't you know you live in Gale Beach, Evelyn? Come on now.
00:25:52
Speaker
yeah but is this gale beach just this is what i recognize this it's not gale beach it is a beach i feel like there's a joke to be made there but can we roll something investigation to figure out which
00:26:07
Speaker
uh uh no uh oh sorry looks and you guys is like zachron looks at you guys like oh we go this way and he like points his thumb backwards gill beach he's with us yeah please talk him out yes he is with you guys yeah you have one zachron added to party oh good yay we got a legendary yeah
00:26:33
Speaker
Hello everyone, I am Dakota, here to thank you for listening to our episode. Our show comes out every other week, Sunday morning. Go follow us on Instagram, at PMD Path Through Time, at Twitter, at PMD Path Through Time, that is through Splitter The You, and our Discord, where you can receive updates on the show and talk to us and give us ideas, such as the question of the episode's submission.
Closing Remarks and Reflections
00:26:51
Speaker
Speaking of which, this week our question comes in from RogemoonJake. He asks, how many times has your cat interrupted during recording? And that is pretty much just about every single time in ark 2 so far. He's beginning a little bit restless because the apartment we moved to is a little bit smaller than we're used to so he used to live in a larger house but
00:27:16
Speaker
ever since I moved to Washington I had to get a smaller place since I'm living by myself now so he hasn't liked that but yeah unfortunately that's not something I can easily edit out of the episodes or Sean I guess I mean we've been editing interchangeably recently for reasons but
00:27:35
Speaker
I am terribly sorry if he is interrupting the episode, it is out of my control because I can't just stuff him in the bathroom for an hour and a half. Sorry for that, but if you hear him in the background, then...
00:27:51
Speaker
Cool, I guess. Anywho, um, let us thank the music producers for this episode. If I can find it, there we go. Okay, the songs for this episode is Underground Pipes from Paper Mario 64, Kekkaleon Shop from Pokemon Mr. Dungeon's Rescue Team DX, Beach Cave from Pokemon Mr. Dungeon's Explores of Time slash Darken slash Sky, and Artisan and Zeppico. Hold on one second.
00:28:19
Speaker
Art, Artezon, and Zapapico from the Pokemon Scarlet and Violet. Can you tell I don't speak Spanish? And Pokemon Center theme, LoFi Remix by Glitch X City. And I think we will get back to this episode. And should we close? Let's close the hatch behind us. Yes. Yeah, Drew is definitely going to close the hatch as soon as they're filling us up.
00:28:49
Speaker
They said Bruce. No, I said Blus. I was about to say Bruce, and it came out as Blus. Blus. So, yeah, you guys made- And Bl- Shoot, again! Alright, so yeah, the hatch is closed, and, uh... Brucie, I think what you should do is you should, like, use some ember on the hatch to make it so it doesn't open again. It's a metal manhole cover, I should say. It's not really a hatch, it's a- Yeah, exactly. Oh, you want a weld it shut? I see. Yes.
00:29:13
Speaker
yeah that's actually not a bad idea is there grass near the grassy like planes it's like a bluff i think i think that's all right well it's like if you can control your fire just aim for the manhole not the grass just around the manhole i don't know so yeah the way i'm gonna do this is if you're using a number i just want you to roll a d20 if you get within a specified range uh
00:29:42
Speaker
all right you know what no it's just it's just uh mix successful success yeah if you get if you get a fail set the forest on fire don't just don't fire i'm so scared you don't have to do it
00:30:05
Speaker
I've never tried to focus my fire enough for actual welding before. I mean clearly it didn't really work on that note down on the ground, so it's already up to you. Certainly, um, burned that note. He got the note, but not just the note. Yeah... What if I... Wait, wait, I have an idea. I have an idea. Just lay... Just lay down on the ground. I think we're about to have the same idea. Lay down on the ground.
00:30:32
Speaker
that's my idea what if i just lay over the manhole cover and light my flames oh that's creative i like that um uh yeah yeah sure uh so i'm gonna say you lay down on top of the manhole cover and using the flames on your back you uh follow me
00:30:50
Speaker
I'm gonna say roll me a d20, but the consequences won't be so severe if you fail. And you gotta do like an anime powering up stream. Sounds good. I wet need to be, I don't need to be waving a grassy field on fire. Net 20! Hell yeah! So you roll up into like a perfect donut, just like a cat, and you turn your flames on, and like the entirety of the edge of the manhole cover is perfectly welded to the, uh, I'm gonna say there's like a metal sleeve that sits around, like a normal manhole cover.
00:31:20
Speaker
And it is sealed. It is not going up.
00:31:25
Speaker
Nice. Perfect. I'm not going to question how you... I'm not going to question the physics of how Bruce got those flames to point toward the ground. We're going to roll with it. I'm assuming he was like Sonic, enrolled in the renewal ball, and did a little spin dash. Yeah, spin dash. We'll go with that. Sure. Yeah, as you do this, you just release your dash, and you just jump across the field suddenly. Because Bruce just did a spin dash. Nice.
00:31:56
Speaker
all right good idea sammy yeah we're safe nice you don't have to worry about any zangoose coming after us honestly i didn't think that would work so i'm glad we i'm glad something paid off for once me too i'm glad i didn't burn the whole field zekrom you can see zekrom is starting to walk across the field now being guys have accomplished your
00:32:19
Speaker
Hey, Zekrom, are you hungry? He turns around and he's like, huh, what? Not particularly, I'm just like really tired. Well, if you need, I've got an Oran berry and I've got a bunch of both of my griddles. I already offered him my book of my griddles to Kay Kairu. He said he was gonna eat it and fall asleep. You said you weren't sharing. And also, why did you have a hundred burgers? No, I said I wasn't gonna share my sandwiches. They're for me. They're basically...
00:32:48
Speaker
What, you gave him one already? No, I offered him one already. Come on guys, let's head back to Gale Beach and catch the train. Yeah. Yeah, let's go. Good idea. It takes you guys like 15 minutes before you see the beginnings of Gale Beach across the crest and you guys come across the beach that Hikaru's house is on, so.
00:33:13
Speaker
I just realized we're gonna walk into this train station that we walked into like two hours ago. Dang it! Alright, so I'm assuming you guys are heading back to the train station. Yeah, it's gonna be a funny interaction. So you guys walk down and you get to the ticker booth and the ticker booth guys are like... Oh, alright, I'll tick this guy. What the... What the heck? Didn't I let you guys in like two hours ago?
00:33:40
Speaker
Yeah, can't you see the stamp on our hands? Four tickets for archive, please? Uh, you showed the stamps on your hand. Yeah, we locked out the side door. You showed the stamp on your hand and it says underage. No, we got two stamps. One for the train station and one for the bar. Alright, uh... It was a... no, it was a red X on our hand. Mine was a red X. Mine was a red X and one was a red X that said underage. Which one do you show?
00:34:05
Speaker
obviously the one that doesn't say underage do i need to i can't look at my hands no half of you guys showed the wrong one he's just like oh okay that's weird but uh clearly you got yeah you guys definitely have been through how did you guys get out don't worry about it my man don't ask questions we just need to go to hot guy like right now please uh
00:34:33
Speaker
Sure, well the law that the rules technically state that you need a ticket to get through the area I mean as you can see we left here with a Riolu and came back with a look look how they're not the same guy There's a different guy. Yeah, I mean yeah, but you need
00:34:48
Speaker
Wait, hold on. The last time you first heard, there was a Riolu. Is this the same? That's what I'm saying, man. We left here with a Riolu, and now we came back with a Lucario. We gotta go find our friend, and you just gotta help us. Let us into the train station so we can get the heck out of here. I'm not stupid. That is your friend. He just evolved in the time you guys were down there, which I'm assuming has something to do with the fact of why you guys are back here.
00:35:11
Speaker
You know Lucario evolves through happiness. Do you think we made him that happy? Yeah. In the span of like two hours. You're like a zekrom and he looks like the most miserable person on the planet.
00:35:21
Speaker
Can we just buy 4 tickets for talk-eye, please? Yeah, see, your friend here has the right idea. The rules state that you need a ticket to pass through these gates. Uh, saying as your last ticket to let you pass through the gates once already, you guys are gonna need another set of tickets in order to pass through the gates once more. So I'm gonna have to ask you to give me the same amount of money you guys had last time. I definitely didn't forget and don't know how much that's supposed to be.
00:35:46
Speaker
oh man it was like what five or ten it should be a different it should be a different oh yeah yeah sure i do my job uh where are you guys Bruce why are you making us pay more money uh yeah where are you guys headed we're actually going somewhere i don't think we actually really paid money last time because we weren't actually going anywhere yeah this we're actually buying train tickets this time okay where are you guys going
00:36:14
Speaker
Hawkeye. Hawkeye, four tickets for Hawkeye. We said this already. Four tickets for Hawkeye. Let me see. That's going to be 15 poke per person. Sounds good. And as you all hand over your money, and Zekrom included, you guys can subtract 15 poke from your money sheet. I warrant help. I'm having a stroke. No, I'm not. What?
00:36:43
Speaker
All right, character sheets. Holy crap, I couldn't think of the word. That's the word. Yeah, that is, in fact, the word. You guys head down onto the station and you see the two shops. If you guys wish to fast forward time, we can do that to the point where the trains show up. We just want to fast forward right to Hawkeye. All right.
00:37:03
Speaker
yeah we're just we were gonna thinking we were just gonna sleep on the train and give our friend zekram here some much needed rest so you guys head onto the train and as you do so you guys sit down zekram falls asleep immediately and i need sammy to roll me constitution with disadvantage dang it
00:37:27
Speaker
again with this i forgot about that i have this train thing my fear of trains or something i don't know uh and by the way constitution is a tough tough role yes yes it is
00:37:57
Speaker
What does that mean? What does that mean?
00:38:10
Speaker
yes i'm assuming it's approaching i guess we will as well all right it's probably approaching night time by now i'm uh i don't remember i don't even know what time we got i do not remember what time it is for for simplicity sake i'm just i know i said it was five hours before i'm just gonna say you guys sleep on the night train and when you guys wake up dawn breaks so uh you guys arrive in hawkeye the village of hawkeye
00:38:34
Speaker
And as you step off the train and go up the stairs, you guys are surrounded with a beautiful village, much smaller than either Gale Beach or Volcamburg. As people are milling about narcissite Pokémon who are no humans, there are Pokémon milling about all over the place. People going to work, people doing shopping.
00:38:59
Speaker
and yeah you guys see a whole bunch of stuff shops housing all sorts of stuff is there an alarm clock store in this city as far as you guys can see you cannot see the alarm clock store in this city but what you guys do see is a board that says mission board how many uh
00:39:20
Speaker
about how big is this city like uh it is not it is like square feet i'm gonna say it is bigger not bigger it's smaller than gale beach so it is not quite a city it is a village consistent of about 100 and 200 pokemon uh
00:39:38
Speaker
so it's got like a town hall it's got like the general shop that everyone goes to but it's mostly housing and it's got the tower oh yes and in the distance you guys can see a large tower in the distance that is leaning very precariously
00:39:57
Speaker
And we know what's uh, you know, the story on that power is doesn't look safe. Like why is it? Yeah, is that crime? How are you feeling now? Uh, oh, yeah, that crime is here. Well, that crime is by his like, oh, I feel much better. But uh, I mean, I'm still a little bit tired. But man, I feel like I can throw some punches and he like punches the air. And oh my God. Okay.
00:40:23
Speaker
And Hikaru like sticks her hand up and high fives and high fives you back Wait, no. Yeah, you're right. We have to roll for that. Yeah Oh What a weird way, yeah, my I gotta turn my light on I can't see
00:40:50
Speaker
Yeah, I got a 9 on the floor. Yeah, I got a 9 on the floor. Yeah, I heard you. Oh no!
00:41:01
Speaker
already did the one you just roll d6 on the d6 oh no the rift is underneath the uh it was underneath uh the uh wheel stem thingies of my chair so i have to reroll it because i couldn't see it it's an 18 so he hits you with a crisp high five and it makes you bounce backwards he got
00:41:28
Speaker
Just like land on my back getting my tail out of the way You could have used your tail as a springboard that's what I was just gonna say we're on the same page like I think I'm pretty sure the tail would just like cut into the dirt and then it would hurt I
00:41:55
Speaker
All right. Depends on how springy your tail is, I guess. Yeah. It's not like you were using iron tail at the time. True, yeah, I don't know. Anyway, let's head to the shop. To a shop. I would like to buy some berries and items. Me too. I think we might need them for a fight.
00:42:23
Speaker
Potentially we don't know if we're gonna give me some things to do I wasn't asked like what our what our plan was gonna be once we got here now It's like we gotta wait what two or three days knows. Yeah, probably we should probably be ready in two days I think because it did take some time to get the train going and
00:42:52
Speaker
yeah yeah yeah get here and everything so that means we got basically just two days to hang out prepare maybe do some missions over there
00:43:07
Speaker
check out the mission board and as you guys enter the general shop you can see a kangus con he's like hello hello welcome to my shop I have many wares for people to buy
00:43:37
Speaker
Do you like to talk to men who like to talk whatever that means? Yes, I love to talk Yep that so what do you got in your stock? All right, let me go down the list I got
00:43:53
Speaker
I've got a banned seed, I've got blast seeds, I've got blinker seeds, I've got doom seeds, I've got decoy seeds, I've got encourage seeds, I've got energy seeds, I've got eyedrop seeds, I've got famous seeds, I've got golden seeds, I've got hill seeds, I've got hunger seeds, I've got joyseeds, I think my list is about 286 items long, do you want me to go through that?
00:44:15
Speaker
Oh, wait, you have all the items here? I got pure seeds, I got quick seeds, I got reviver seeds, I got sleep seeds, I got soothing seeds, I got stun seeds, I got tiny reviver seeds, I got totter seeds, I got training seeds. I've got a lot of seeds, almost all seeds, I got vanish seed. Hey, what's up? Hey, look, look, look, look, hey, um, I have no idea, like, I could not even keep track of all those things. All right, let me start from the top. I got, I got blast seeds. No, no, no, no, no. What's up? Wait, wait.
00:44:46
Speaker
You don't need to start again. I don't need to start again. Okay. I got fancy. No, no, no. What's up? Can we buy some reviver seeds? Yeah. Let me just look up my chart and see how much reviver seeds are going for. I'm going to throw something. Holy crap. They're going for 130 poke a piece.
00:45:13
Speaker
I will take four of them. Holy crap. I will take eight. Okay. Wait, Hora, wait, what? Eight revivers. Is these rolling correct? There's no way. A tiny reviver seed is 130 poke. Oh, I said regular reviver seed. You said do it. Okay.
00:45:36
Speaker
uh let's see that makes sense for tiny reviver seed okay um he looks at you guys and he's like oh yep we only have tiny reviver seeds uh do you want me to list all my other seeds as well i got fan seeds i got blast seeds i got blinker seeds i got doom seeds and decoy seeds i got the courage seeds and energy seeds and eyedrops seeds and famous seeds i got golden seeds i got heel seeds i got hunger seeds and joy seeds life seeds and all
00:46:06
Speaker
How expensive are these golden see how much how much is the how much for the choice golden seeds gained three points for yours for For your choice of stats permanently. Holy crap. Yeah, let me uh, let me take a look. Uh, I Don't even know if you're sold in the shops So he's looked at the price for the golden seeds is uh, no. I
00:46:31
Speaker
oh it's just i just generally don't think you're in this shop uh you control definitely yeah no i i would be surprised if golden seeds were in the shot no you were just listing off all the items so i'm like hey i got a new list here we got sticks we got chestnuts we got plain seeds we got grimy food we got gold fang we got silver spike we got corsolet wig
00:46:54
Speaker
We got ironthorn and cachnose spike. Ew, why would I want grimey food? Can we buy some of those tiny reviver seeds? Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Those go for 130 a piece. Revives Pokemon that feed you to half health, turns into a plain seed. Yeah. Wow, that just exploded. So that's actually insane. But yeah, so he looks and he's like, yeah, they're going for 130 a piece.
00:47:21
Speaker
All right. I would like eight reviver seeds. Holy crap. Uh, uh, uh, little mess rich money. You should cap it at like five, but it's going to buy for legal. She wants to buy eight of them. You can buy eight. OK, I'll buy five. All right. Five reviver seeds. That's going to bring you to a total six hundred and fifty. OK, that'll feed me for a month.
00:47:49
Speaker
600 what okay 650 okay um all right so i kind of already know what i want now that now that you've gone through the list of your time i kind of get it uh what oh right your list all right we got sticks we got chestnuts we got plain seeds we got grimy food we got gold fang that silver spike and here what did you want i'm tired of going through this list
00:48:13
Speaker
Yeah, I would appreciate it if you stop doing that, okay? I'm just trying to buy some items and you just keep talking about what you got. Good thing you didn't say list. Did somebody say list? I got sticks, I got chestnuts. No! Mr- Mr- Excuse me, what is your name? My name is Sir Farnsworth- I mean, not Farnsworth. My name is Sir- My name is Sir Quarters Dice. Uh, broken ID checkbooks a lot.
00:48:43
Speaker
I was going to say I need to stop asking for names, but this is great. I'm just missing things that are... I've got a roll of cores, I've got a D20, my old ID... I'm not done buying my stock yet. I'm sorry. I've got a list of things that I wanted to get. Did you say a list? We've got sticks, we've got chestnuts, we've got plain seeds, we've got grinds, we've got goldfang, we've got silver spike, we've got corsola toys.
00:49:06
Speaker
Do you have donuts? That is a good question. Do you have donuts? I've got mini donuts. And we have regular donuts. Let's go. I just got a list of things that I don't. Just please don't. I just want to tell you what I want to buy. Please somebody sell a list. I'll pay it. We got sticks. We got chips. I just don't want to buy my things. Okay, what do you want?
00:49:33
Speaker
okay just don't don't uh do anything till i give you everything right because i just kind of looked at your little menu you've gone through the list like eight times somebody say let's not doing that again
00:49:49
Speaker
Can I get 2 blast seeds, 2 sleep seeds, 4 revivor seeds, 5 oran berries, 1 warp seed, 1 pot of seed, and 1 warp seed. I wrote warp seed twice in my hand. Alright, I'm going to give you 2 options. I'm going to look at the general price for these things, and I can give you an exact amount, or based on these things, I can give you a bulk discount.
00:50:11
Speaker
I'm gonna tell you right now that my Blast seeds are currently going for 260 poke at a piece. So everything together is probably gonna cost you about five grand So can you give me that list again? Wait, did somebody say no kidding? Do it with yourself earlier Did somebody say a list
00:50:38
Speaker
So what was your itemized things on a piece of paper? So I'm looking to get two blast seeds, two sleep seeds. We don't have sleep seeds. Four tiny revivers seeds. You don't have sleep seeds. Four tiny revivers seeds is going to bring you 520 poke.
00:51:06
Speaker
We got I misspelled it My piece of paper. No, we do not apparently that's actually surprising Sorry, I don't know my own stock We do not how do we not have warp seeds, you know, yeah, we have warp seeds they're going for a dollar apiece I don't care Whoa and a dollar each
00:51:30
Speaker
Guys, I got a deal on warp seeds, get as many warp seeds as you want. Unfortunately, one dollar here equals 130 poke in this universe. Metal nine. I do have totter seeds? I'm pretty sure because I listed a- Did some- No, I'm kidding. How do you not have totter seeds? I just listed that earlier. Oh, that was in the item list, not the shop list. Nope, we don't have totter seeds somehow. I'm gonna list those for 130 a piece, so actually, yes we do.
00:52:00
Speaker
what uh sorry never really strange categorization we do use this thing called control after it doesn't show up we just uh like make it up and we might get you autocracy maybe it's a different seed who knows does that mean you still does that mean you might actually do have to sleep depending on this d20 rule i guess we're gonna find out then the answer to that is maybe
00:52:46
Speaker
Because I suddenly don't trust my control F anymore look for oh
00:52:54
Speaker
There's no way there's no orange berries in here. Why is this filtered under? All of these seeds should be in here too. Everything's here! What the hell? Okay, I'm gonna have to take a look at this shop later, but uh... Because yeah, there is no orange berry here for some reason.
00:53:14
Speaker
you got the saurin berry okay well that's crazy boy the saurin berry yes the d20 plus d8 how much are saurin berries going for d20 plus d8 plus 10 hp to heal
00:53:30
Speaker
unlisted because i have this ranked in order from cheapest to most expensive and this is the last thing on the list uh the next listed thing is 172 000 poke which is the sky of melodica
00:53:50
Speaker
Yes, I'd like to buy one legendary item from this shop, please. Yeah, he pulls out the Sky Melodica. You guys seem to have a lot of money. This is going for $172,000. Okay. And then he pulls out the Sorenberries. Like, yeah, this one's going for $500,000. See, the Sorenberries are the crossbred Sorenberries and citrus berries. Easy, yeah. So they get the effect of both.
00:54:17
Speaker
oh from the from the show yeah yeah so he's like all right somehow no we don't somehow have orange berries i'm really gonna have to talk to my stock manager about this all right so if that's just the case then i'll just take my two black seeds my warp seed my cutscene my four revivacy all right that'll run you i can either give you the full title i can give you or i can sell this to you for a flat 1000
00:54:45
Speaker
alright that is 1000 for these items and for one of these i actually don't know if we have it so i'm gonna give you a seed alright and so i'm going to uh control f for seed and i'm going to hit find next until uh you tell me to stop go for it
00:55:05
Speaker
what uh fine sleep sleep i hit stop holy crap okay so he so he handed you uh all of the things you requested except that instead of a odyssey you get a full reviver seat wait a minute oh yeah no wait no yeah that was in there yeah so he hands you a full reviver seat oh do i have to pay extra for that
00:55:29
Speaker
Huh? Uh, no, one of the, uh, he didn't have the toddler seed. So instead of a toddler seed, he gave me like a random grab bag of things. And what rolled up was a regular viper seed.
00:55:42
Speaker
Can I get a bulk discount on the four reviver seeds and a heal seed? And a heal seed? Let me see. So four reviver seeds is going for $5.20 and a heal seed don't even know if we have those. We don't. So I will sell you four reviver seeds for $4.20 or I can give you a bulk discount and sell you four reviver seeds for $1,000. That's not a discount there. You see it's what I in the business like to call a negative discount.
00:56:12
Speaker
okay i'll just take the uh the four tiny reviver seeds was that a thousand i heard you say is that a thousand i heard you say no no i i gave you the 520 but i already took away from my money on the character sheet okay so yeah you can add four tiny reviver seeds wait did you say four reviver seeds or tiny reviver seeds
00:56:37
Speaker
tiny reviver seeds i will because those were the ones i will be listening back to the recording what did you say you like i said tiny reviver seeds all right you got four tiny revivers i have it on my i have it on my sheet right now four tiny reviver seeds i just want to double check did you gave me one there also ordered some regular reviver seeds okay ruse i thought you also got some regular
00:57:02
Speaker
uh no they were too expensive the the tiny reviver seeds are good enough i think okay yeah good enough for me too yeah so i wish they had oran berries here i would have bought some oran berries too you know i don't know why it's not actually i seriously don't and i'm just
00:57:22
Speaker
Yeah, so do I. I had this whole cool list of things I wanted to eat and he had like... Yeah, no, no, no. I'm just as surprised as you are. This is the, uh... I... I modified the one A nerd had in here. And there is no... like... Yeah, there's a whole bunch of stuff missing. Do you have any apples? Or big apples? I swear to God. Let me see. Uh... You don't really need any apples, Bruce. The... the Book of McReynolds fillies are coming all the way.
00:57:47
Speaker
Oh yeah, I forgot about that. She does have apples. That's true. No, don't you tell me. Okay, that's misaligned. I thought they were going for 200 apiece. No, they're going for 70 apiece. Oh my gosh. Yeah, I know. Did I get a few heal seeds? We just discussed this. We do not have heal seeds for some reason.
00:58:07
Speaker
That's all right. Thank you so much, though. And Zekrom steps up to the desk. He's like, I'd like one stick, please, because you listed it so many times. And he's like, all right. That'll be 10 poke. And Zekrom has over 10 poke. And from under the desk, the Kangaskhan pulls out just a Mr. Coin sleeve, broken ID, checkbook, dice man. He pulls out a giant stick from under his desk and hands it to Zekrom.
00:58:37
Speaker
Do you have any gummies that I do because if this thing says no I'm going to say it's wrong. Yes, we have gummies Can I buy some red gummies depending on the price? Yes a red gummy that is Holy crap is going for a thousand and ten poke
00:59:01
Speaker
okay maybe i will try to find them elsewhere yeah i suggest you do that i'm gonna fire my stock manager after this now there's 700 i mean gummies are normally i think
00:59:19
Speaker
I think gummies in the games are either 800 or 1200 in the regular shops. I accidentally edited something and it refreshed the prices. Everything is different. Are they randomized? Yeah, they're randomized every time you hit F9 or make an edit. Anytime the page is updated. Could I get a yummy gummy? Yummy gummy.
00:59:49
Speaker
uh yes we do in fact have a yelly gummy it is going for i you can see it is going for 820 poke i guess could consider it sold holy crap the first gummy buyer in the history of gummy buyers and he had you a yellow gummy um you might could i buy the red gummy for 700 let me see you make sure it didn't update again
01:00:19
Speaker
there what are you talking about you can't find red gummy i just looking at it oh it's because i have yellow gummy selected it's looking for red gummy under a single cell uh
01:00:33
Speaker
Yes, that's currently going for... That's the red key. Let's try that again. How much is the red key going for? It's 2960. Yeah, how about that red gummy? The red gummy's going for 810. Yep, all right. Hey, Jimmy! And a Tyroga comes out from the back. Yeah, you're fired. Get out of here.
01:01:08
Speaker
Do you need a new person to do your price are you willing to stay for me? Depends on the pay I'll pay you nine bucks an hour which in this economy is about 12,000 poke an hour
01:01:27
Speaker
whoa sorry i must spend 120 000 poke an hour sure i'll stay for a couple hours all right uh you know i changed my mind now that it's 1.2 poke an hour
01:01:46
Speaker
uh darn okay okay somebody in my head just reminded me that maybe that's a bad idea in ventus yeah i think the minimum wage in the in the ventus state is like 200 the minimum wage here is zero because labor laws do not exist and zacron pipes up is like oh that out the hard way
01:02:10
Speaker
why are we even talking about this we got stuff to do okay well maybe we should go check out the mission board see what we can get from there so as you guys leave the shop that is where we're gonna end this episode I've been Dakota your PM your DM your GM and I've been Evelyn playing Hikaru and I've been Eli playing Bruce and
01:02:32
Speaker
I was I've been Sean. Hey, I know I forgot about you. So I'm so sorry, Sean. I've been Sean playing Sammy. I had a list, man. There were things I wanted to buy. He's a list because I got sticks, chestnuts, plain seeds, grammy foods, gold fangs, silver spike. I feel like I'm doing the poker app. Corsola twig, iron thorn, techno spike. Do you have an elixir? We'll see you next time, folks.