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Arc 3 - Episode 5 - Becoming Overpowered (Part 2)
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The crew become overpowered again.
Patreon - patreon.com/MysteryDungeonPTT
Discord - https://discord.gg/A7NCWyPkSd
Dakota as the PM, DM, GM
Evelyn as Hikaru the Pikachu
Eli as Bruce the Cyndaquil
Jake as Walter Fisthands the Riolu
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Transcript
Introduction and Role Clarification
00:00:11
Speaker
Hello everyone and welcome to Pastor Time. My name is Dakota, your PM, your DM, your GM, and sitting next to me is someone who has three keyboards on their keyboard? On their desk.
00:00:26
Speaker
Yep, it's just typing something up, really. ah Click, clack, click, clack. It's me, Evelyn. And sitting to my left is someone who...
Musical Humor and Key Signature Debate
00:00:43
Speaker
Someone who just discovered the most... The most... The most beautiful key signature known to the universe.
00:00:57
Speaker
so I know exactly what it is. This key signature, the most perfect key signature there is. So it's got B-flat and E-sharp.
00:01:12
Speaker
are the only things in the key signature. Don't worry, it doesn't actually exist. Wait, isn't that just C major? No. I haven't looked at keyboard a while.
00:01:24
Speaker
No, it's it's F major, but with an E sharp instead of an F.
Movie Recommendation: 'K-Pop Demon Hunters'
00:01:30
Speaker
That's not the keyboard I wanted, Google. Keyboard music. But hey, don't don't worry about it. It looks beautiful.
00:01:38
Speaker
absolutely atrocious to play in, but it looks amazing. Wait, did you say F major, E flat, and B sharp? No, no, no, no. It's B flat and E sharp.
00:01:52
Speaker
Oh. Oh, I see. Okay. ah I just love seeing people seeing nerds argue about music theory. Well, no, i I took a music theory class when I was in high school years ago. I don't remember.
00:02:04
Speaker
Is F major the one with B flat or E flat? Hikara, I'm sorry. Why weren't we just discussing pop demons? What? I know this guy heard half of what you said. I heard something demons.
00:02:17
Speaker
Hikara, I'm sorry. Why weren't we discussing pop demons a few days ago? Yeah, ah K-Pop Demon Hunters. That's a new movie. Everybody should check it out and and watch it Well, we're not getting sponsored.
00:02:29
Speaker
What is this? No, we're not sponsored. I'm just recommending the movie. You can recommend things without receiving money for them, Jay. People have these things called positive recommendations, positive opinions. They do exist sometimes.
00:02:45
Speaker
I'm a greedy man. Listen, I'm a soon-to-be college kid. I'm going to need some money. Yeah. It's called free advertising.
Patreon Shoutouts and Financial Humor
00:02:57
Speaker
I'm Eli. You're...
00:03:02
Speaker
I cannot think of the word now, but... You're native music theorist here. Hello. And sitting across from me is someone who is currently getting ready to go out and do some shopping.
00:03:21
Speaker
What you gotta make about shopping?
00:03:27
Speaker
um I don't know about the shopping thing, but going to GameStop. Oh, shit. I'm ready to get um buy something for $1.50 and come back to sell it like a week later, and they give me two bucks for it.
00:03:40
Speaker
found
00:03:42
Speaker
my found it. Hey, uh, Jake. You just wanna pull back something, uh... Oh, I didn't let you finish. Sorry, I got sidetracked. Nah, nah, I'm used to I'm used to being forgotten and not getting a turn. I'm used to it.
00:03:56
Speaker
So... Sorry. He's just gonna go ahead, okay. Yes, we're just gonna go ahead. Uh, let's do something that completely forgot about for this entire arc.
Technical Issues and Supporters Revisited
00:04:08
Speaker
Have you guys ever heard of Patreon before? How many episodes have it been since we've mentioned that? Jake, is your internet okay?
00:04:20
Speaker
What is happening to you? Give me one second. It sounds fine to me. Is it? It sounds fine to me as well. Everyone else sounds fine, but Jake is just so... Not robot-y, but he's like... Sounds like he's repeating like it's some kind of DJ's throne disc. Do you have Zincaster not muted?
00:04:41
Speaker
Yes, have to sound cast media. It's only doing that like every few sentences. don't know. How does turn everything off? So anyway... great. It's great. It skips me and then then insults me.
00:04:57
Speaker
That's what you get for being less than one. um Okay. One thing we have completely... What? Oh.
00:05:06
Speaker
I haven't looked at our Patreon in so long. I'm sorry guys, we need to shout out at the Patreon. Oh my gosh, how many people we got shouted out?
00:05:17
Speaker
Not many. So, in our gold tier, we have Mint, also named Jacob, on our Discord server. ah On our... Oh wait, we changed the names of these. Damn, I'm behind the times.
00:05:31
Speaker
ah For our blameback manager is Mint. For our Flameback Supervisor on the $10 tier is Evelyn. And for the Flameback Associates on the $5 tier, we have Eli and Crystal Briggs.
00:05:43
Speaker
So you're saying about half of it, we forgot to shout out half of our guys.
00:05:50
Speaker
No, it's all the paid people. What are you talking about? I'm literally looking at the current list right now. No, I mean, like, are you saying we forgot to shout out, like, half of the two people that's in the call with us?
00:06:00
Speaker
Eli and Evelyn? uh oh yeah well could work hey yeah listen this pays for this patreon pays for our recording subscription and any future equipment we need like it it may not be much but this actually is enough to let the show run so it is appreciated so quit insulting our audience your your donations mean a lot seriously it has actually been paying for our subscription for a couple years now so it is much appreciated
00:06:31
Speaker
Oh, it
Recap of Comedic Bank Heist Episode
00:06:32
Speaker
is storming so badly outside. Maybe that's why you sound awful to me. um How is it just you and not anyone else? unfiltered today I think you're the problem.
00:06:49
Speaker
I'm sorry, guys. we need to roll for a recap. Oh, I don't even have my dice on. Just watch. Jake's going end up doing this one. Apparently, i have something against Jake today. Okay. Okay.
00:07:00
Speaker
ah grab my dice roll. Four! I got a one.
00:07:07
Speaker
What did you say, Eli? One? Yeah, one. And Evelyn? Uh... Oh, I forgot to see my dice out. Okay. Um...
00:07:22
Speaker
Four. Four. I got a one. So, Eli, you were doing the recap this time. All right, so last time we just finished up talking to police officer after a certain someone pulled out a stick of dynamite and threw it at three bank robbers who may have been cultists.
00:07:44
Speaker
We'll never know now because they're vaporized. And then that certain someone happened to see a random frit and thought, hey, I'm searching for a furret, I gotta beat that person up because I gotta... Bouncy out head. Listen, it was a pink furret. don't like these accusations.
00:08:05
Speaker
They may be true, but I don't like them. Your only defense against this is that that furret was pink. Are you... What, colorist? You have typist, you have species, you have colorist?
00:08:17
Speaker
Just add it to the list of Walter's things. yeah So yeah, certain someone ran over to that fart, decided to not talk too much.
00:08:29
Speaker
They started running because they were being ran at. So gave chase, beat her up a bit, found out, oh hey, maybe not such a bad person after all.
00:08:43
Speaker
Kangaskhan that put out the bounty is kind of just sort of a horrible boss. And
00:08:53
Speaker
so yeah, Walter collected the money and also got ah new mission, quote unquote, from the fur to go take care of the Kangaskhan boss.
Lost Character Sheet and Plot Remembrance
00:09:11
Speaker
And that took 90% of the episode. I hope you got that ah mission of written down, Jake. Because I... As we discussed before the show, I completely... What?
00:09:24
Speaker
Did you just post? I lost my... Huh? huh What did you post? Can you not see it? Did you snap your headset in half?
00:09:36
Speaker
It's been like that for a bit. I can still hear it of it and reconnect it, but its I have to shove it back in and it's hanging in my head. For context, audience, the Jake just posted a picture of his headstone snapped in half.
00:09:53
Speaker
No, no, no, just the left ear.
00:09:58
Speaker
yeah it put You can see it in Patreon if you want to get the joke. If you want to see what we're talking about. We should just post that in the locker room with no context right now. Alright.
00:10:09
Speaker
You know what? You convinced You know what? I'm doing that right now and I get to do it. No, you know what? Let's both do it. That's the spreadsheet. Whoops. this This fu- What? Oh no. You posted the character sheet.
00:10:28
Speaker
Uh oh, this file exceeds the size limit. Jake is over here taking mega pictures. but It's a so snapshot! How is that so big?
00:10:40
Speaker
I don't know!
00:10:42
Speaker
It's not even a great quality photo. it looks like it was taken on a Polaroid. Oh my god. Wait. It says it's one mega- For a second there, I thought one of you actually posted the character sheet to General.
00:10:57
Speaker
He did! That's the thing! he was a copy this character sheet. oh Oh my god. That is, uh... It was there for about half a second, and then it was gone. Yeah, that is valuable intellectual property. We're not leaking that.
00:11:16
Speaker
that's not physical information. I just have bunch of random... Oh wait, they can see everything else. My character sheet shows just a bunch of random stuff. and The funny thing is that's the version that you gave public access to for me to copy off of.
00:11:29
Speaker
Oh no! was trying to say before all this went down is I lost my version of the character scene so I had to steal a copy from Jake. That is so bad. as it That means if they can if they just hold onto it from the message thing when it pops up, they can just read it and you don't have to get it from the keyboard.
00:11:47
Speaker
I was trying to post that headphones image in the chat. That message was there for less than a second. So unless someone was camping that spot on their monitor in that channel, waiting to see that... If the notification pops up on their phone, can just hold it and get If just pops up on their phone...
00:12:07
Speaker
I guess we're in a suit. All hold it down. Oh no. Anyway. um close it down and fall. Anyway, so I lost my character sheet. I cleaned out my drives. Apparently I deleted my, uh, my first other character sheet, so that's great.
00:12:24
Speaker
Um, so I do not have that mission that written down last time. Thankfully, all of my notes are on a separate Google Doc rather than on on the actual character sheet, so. All I have for the that mission is KingisGorn poster 1500. I hope you have that written down.
00:12:38
Speaker
What did you... What did you post a second? There we go. No, no, no. He's forwarding it. By half a second. The audience is going to be so confused for two weeks.
00:12:54
Speaker
Hold on, I'm just going to say... Let's get just three copies of it now.
00:13:02
Speaker
Hold on, I got something better. Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait one second. Everyone's going to be so confused. There. There. Indeed.
00:13:14
Speaker
ah That's funny. Jake's just posted. Jake posted it again. Jake forwarded it to. Just that image in the profile picture makes it so much more funny.
00:13:27
Speaker
So, if you go to the Discord and you scroll back to January 18, you're gonna see four photos of broken headphones. July 20th. Oh, is it the 20th? Oh my god.
00:13:39
Speaker
Dakota! Come on, man! Hey, anyone who remembers those images happening, but there you go. Now you have the context.
00:13:50
Speaker
I think a couple people are going to remember because it's just the most random thing that's happened on a server in a while. They're going to remember because the other images that ever get posted is your cat pictures. That's the only other images that usually get posted here.
00:14:06
Speaker
Hey, Tiki's valuable that in picture form. Demon cat. non-picture form. call him a demon cat? Poor thing. He was an evil see- 2. Look at him, he's so adorable.
00:14:18
Speaker
ARK 2, he was evil. He showed up everything. evil. He is not evil. You're adorable. Alright. Uh, I must remind us, we are in fact recording, so as far as that tangent was, Jake, what is our random move?
00:14:34
Speaker
Oh crap. Um... That's so sad. Oh no. He's controlling the audience now. Um, let's flame charge in.
00:14:50
Speaker
Oh, ouch. Okay. Uh, yeah, Jake. What? You are responsible for giving us a random move. What do you got for us? I said it! What did you say? are you deaf?
00:15:02
Speaker
I said let's flame charge in No, I didn't hear that. I told you. I can barely hear half of what you're saying Okay. Audience, he's lying. He's just ignoring me. He just did not like me. Uh-huh. Isn't that Pink Knight's signature move?
00:15:18
Speaker
Flame charge? No. I don't think it's a signature move. It's not signature move. might be thinking of Fire Pledge. It's one of his most common moves. Okay. Well, in that case, excuse me, let us flame charge on it.
00:15:33
Speaker
Vroom. Is there an engine-based move? like there is. no I don't know. this is Does Reverf Room have a signature move? Yeah, Spin Out.
00:15:47
Speaker
Spin Out? Okay, well, don't think that's what the room sounds like. Okay, so, you guys are just now leaving, um, wow, I, hold on one second, I have it written down my notes. the digital jewelry shop.
00:16:02
Speaker
Yeah, the fancy jewelry place where we- Gerald Smith's jewelry store. Right. Don't we have that... don't we That place. Doesn't Eli have that watch and everything? Oh, yeah. I think you have the watch and the wallet.
00:16:16
Speaker
Yeah. Right. And I was asking for that card his ID card. Yeah, the ID card should be in there. Yeah, but he wouldn't give it to me. Oh, no. I lost the... I lost the character, so I don't have the ah info on that guard shop.
00:16:35
Speaker
What was his name? Bob? Yes. Okay, god I'm gonna have to go through the episode and figure out who's who. Um, hold on one second. Copy. I did a copy.
00:16:46
Speaker
did copy. feel so
Mission Summary: Kangaskhan Boss and Character Interactions
00:16:49
Speaker
bad for you. You gotta read your stomach character sheets. No, I know their names because they are gimmick names.
00:16:58
Speaker
But Bob is the only one you guys know at the fuck at the moment. oh yes So hold on, I just gotta write these down so I don't forget it.
00:17:11
Speaker
So how much do you think how much do you think it's that you could scare a pokemon or rich Pokemon by threatening them to transform them with a transfer orb? How much could you make that threaten them for money? What are you gonna transform them into, a Magikarp?
00:17:26
Speaker
It's random, so who knows? It's random.
00:17:31
Speaker
I'll say a Caterpie orb.
00:17:35
Speaker
Oh man. Oh my god, imagine you say that to a- You say you'll change them into Caterpie and they're just a Butterfree? So you're like, I'll de-evolve you! Don't make-
00:17:47
Speaker
Dragonair. It was Dragonair, right? It was. How much would that mess you up? If the Transform just transformed you into like a you're one of your your first stage?
00:18:00
Speaker
Hold on, wait. How long does Transform last? Permanent. Does it say? Oh god, permanent what if you access through that to one of your friends? Yes. but Just yes.
00:18:12
Speaker
Okay, so sorry about that. I just realized there were some very important notes that had to write down. Walter has so many final like items for like he's got the TNT bundle. He's got the transfer orb.
00:18:25
Speaker
Yeah, that's a quote. He has so many last ditch efforts if need be. Sorry, there was something Eli wrote down. Okay, so ah you guys are exiting terrible Gerald Smith's jewelry shop.
00:18:39
Speaker
Eli, Bruce has the watch and wallet and containing the ID. You also have the note. I think Bruce has the note. Someone has the note. It doesn't matter.
00:18:50
Speaker
You guys have a note. I think the note was burned. Yeah, the note was burned. We didn't get to read it. Oh, no, we read it. Not from the Bob guy. You definitely read it. yeah Yeah, that's how we knew. That's how we came up with the excuse that they were going to kill us.
00:19:05
Speaker
Oh, wait. So I have the Note 2? Should I just call that? We didn't get it when we found the watch. We got that when blew up. Well, when they spontaneously combusted.
00:19:18
Speaker
Let me see if I can find it again. I'll just go way back to find it. Unless one of you guys has it. Yeah, you can call it or whatever. It basically said, if you see them, capture them If you can't capture them, kill them.
00:19:33
Speaker
Yeah, something like that. I might have it on my phone again if I can't find it. And it had all our pictures. Found it. Got it. Alright, this is what it says.
00:19:44
Speaker
Orders to capture the troublesome crew, including Pikachu, a a Riyola, and a Cyndaquil. Bring back to Redacted if capture is impossible.
00:19:56
Speaker
Oh, sorry. Bring back to Redacted HQ if capture is impossible. You have my permission to kill. ah Sorry, I'm reading that sideways. um I just have an idea how we can... um want to say cold torture, but get the information we find of them.
00:20:12
Speaker
They're dragon type, so they probably love being their type. How much do you think they'd give up if they get threatened to get transformed into a different Pokemon? know. That's for you to find out. They're very noble. That is a very powerful item.
00:20:26
Speaker
Oh, jeez. That is a very old mess. Yes, and didn't even roll max for my luck. I don't think. yeah we don't We've been lacking on recordings lately.
00:20:37
Speaker
Okay. So, in front of you guys is a bunch of shops. You guys have your general shop. um You guys have... ah A backpack shop, you know I'm gonna throw that out there emphasizing that again.
00:20:51
Speaker
um You guys have an accessories shop, you guys have a TM shop, basically anything you want. There's a shop that specializes, there's gummies, TMs, whatever. This is Ventus City and their shopping district is plentiful.
00:21:05
Speaker
So whatever you guys can think of, it's there. And that includes side shops, kind of like a gym or a TM learner or or sorry, move learner, or relearner, or something like Whatever you guys need to do, it is here in Ventus City, on this street.
00:21:20
Speaker
Did I not say New Ventus? New Ventus City.
00:21:25
Speaker
So, the is yours. What do you guys want to The shopping district is called Plentiful?
Bartering Chaos: Expired Bokka Burgers
00:21:31
Speaker
If that is what you want to name it, you can name it such. The shopping district is Plentiful, though.
00:21:38
Speaker
I don't need any gummies. What do we want to call it? Let's Borealis.
00:21:50
Speaker
Alright, are you guys entering Borealis? Well, you guys are in the shopping district. okay What do you guys want to first? um I want to go check out what the bag situation is.
00:22:03
Speaker
Okay, um, there is a shop that I need keep this bag. This shop has a sign outside. it it is called Boris's Bags.
00:22:14
Speaker
It has a big sign with a backpack on the front. And you go inside and there is a tyrantrum. And he's like, hey, welcome in I'm Boris and I sell bags and storage well kind. What can I help you guys with?
00:22:30
Speaker
just Just looking for a little expansion on my bag here. Starting to get a bit full. Cool. Alright, alright.
00:22:41
Speaker
i ah Today happens to be a special day for I Have Discounts. And you look over and you can see a discount rack. um On the back you guys can see a bunch of normal bags are discounted down to $3,000 piece from $5,000.
00:22:59
Speaker
from five thousand
00:23:02
Speaker
There are also, so there is normal bags, there's silver bags, platinum bags, ace bags, and hyper bags. All going up 5,000. So 5,000, 10,000, etc. I just want make this a joke just because we never bought bags and this is probably making them cheap so we buy them.
00:23:16
Speaker
Is it just it busy or is it just dead in here? Like it doesn't look like you've had customers in a bit. You know what? It is mediumly busy actually. With 13 for just a randomness roll, it is mediumly busy.
00:23:30
Speaker
There are people milling about buying bags, there are people buying chests and stuff. They don't just sell bags, they sell storage of all kinds. If it was really bad, I was going to try to talk at 2,000.
00:23:44
Speaker
I mean, Hagelang's an option. Yeah.
00:23:50
Speaker
Let's see.
00:23:53
Speaker
Do I try to sell off my Bokka Burgers to try to get them back? Wait, you st- I thought we got rid of all of them. No oh we had- how many you have?
00:24:04
Speaker
I have 94 still. Oh my god. Didn't we say that we got expired because of how long- Yeah, we did! ah you You can try it. Okay, I just want to put this image in people's minds. You walk into a store that specializes in backpacks.
00:24:20
Speaker
You walk up to the counter. You slam down 94 pounds of rotten meat. How much will you give me for this? At a bag shop. Sir, do I look like a compost bin operator?
00:24:39
Speaker
Okay, ah you are you attempting to sell to the vendor? Yeah, I'm just I'm i'm attempting to put
00:24:50
Speaker
up some collateral for a discount. Okay, you're going to have to roleplay this on now. Okay, so you walk up to the counter and Bo's like, hey there, jump, what can I do for you?
00:25:07
Speaker
You're in it now.
00:25:10
Speaker
Sir, what do you have in a cage? They growled at me.
00:25:18
Speaker
okay so, uh... Guys, we killed Eli.
00:25:25
Speaker
He really thought they were expired. We've said that so many times. We're killing way too many people on this show. Okay, so, uh... I've got some Boka burgers here in this bag.
00:25:39
Speaker
ah they They're kind of old, but they're probably still good.
00:25:47
Speaker
Please tell me they're just like... Do you remember that SpongeBob is somewhere he had teeth he had He had yellow patties coming out of the freezer. Please tell me they're like that.
00:25:58
Speaker
Yeah, I know. Some nasty pet they spun the spony patties. Yeah, yeah, that's exactly- so, okay. You dump all of the patties out on the table, and it's oh my goodness!
00:26:12
Speaker
What? I- you want me to buy this. oh I simply want a bit of a discount on your your normal bag.
00:26:24
Speaker
oh i will pay you to take this out of my sight. What the hell?
00:26:31
Speaker
Dude, we'll take it. If only we had Sammy here-
00:26:37
Speaker
Wait, you say Walter can do it? It's usually cute for haggling stuff. I think. I'm a fighting type! I don't have cute! Oh yeah, Persuasion is also cute. I want you to roll with disadvantage. You're trying to get a bag salesman to buy hundred pounds of raw and make it to Yellow patties.
00:27:00
Speaker
Hey, they're not raw, they're cooked. They're packaged and everything. They work at once. They just got some bulb on them. Naaawd.
00:27:12
Speaker
Dang. Okay, I got a 19 and an 11. I've got minus one, so it's 10. Wow, even with that minus one, he rolled an 18, so he would have tied both of them otherwise.
00:27:27
Speaker
Dang. But, oh well. Yeah, he's... You realize I'm a bag salesman and your burgers quote-unquote he is like air quotes are driving away my customers if you could please get this off my counter that would be amazing He said he paid you get rid of him He hears and he's like that was an exaggeration I am not willing to pay someone to clean up a mess they created okay
00:27:58
Speaker
to what if um Here's the deal then. I'll pay you the $3,000 for the normal bag. I'm gonna say that they're just over on a shelf next to the counter. Hold on, I have an idea. i Why don't you put the patties into the... form the patties into a bag.
00:28:22
Speaker
Just motioning it. It looks like a bag. try to Indiana Jones this. He's so furious! I don't know, why don't we just take them out outside and set them on fire?
00:28:35
Speaker
That's the best idea you guys have had all day. I'm tearing up. the bag for the fire? Okay, so some life my plan was I'm gonna take this brand new bag, dump all of the burgers into the bag, take them outside and dump it out.
00:28:57
Speaker
dumpmin fight This guy I mean as long as you buy the bag that's perfectly legal yeah mean Your bag already can can't your bag already house 99 poke burgers though Yeah Yeah, don't worry about how the physics works, guys. It's just going to a martial damage at this point. Imagination. He wouldn't give me the discount, so I'm going to take his brand new bag, clean up these burgers into the new bag, and then just walk out. Hey, what the fuck?
00:29:29
Speaker
Hey, where are you? You have to pick- Oh. He sees you scooping the burgers into the bag. Yeah, so I'm scooping the burgers into the bag and I leave the money. Mix some of the coins with those are rotten um pickles.
00:29:45
Speaker
So he has to pick through them. Yeah, so Bruce walks out the door. He looks at the rest game. He's like, are you guys with that weirdo?
00:29:57
Speaker
What weirdo. Well, okay. You know what? I have nothing to do with these guys I think you guys really should have a no food and sides sign. You know, I might invest in that actually, now that you say that.
00:30:15
Speaker
Now, do you guys want anything non-food related? home but do you got besides the bags? Yeah, do you have like a special bag? ah We got the starter bags, we got normal bags, silver bags, platinum bags, ace bags, and hyper bags.
00:30:32
Speaker
Okay, do you have any patches I could put on bag? Patches? He rummages around underneath his desk and he pulls out some old patches and I'm gonna say they can be whatever Pokemon want them to They're the face of whatever Pokemon you want them to be. Within limitations, obviously. There's no RCS badges.
00:30:55
Speaker
Okay. Um, let me see, let me see, let me see.
00:31:00
Speaker
I... Could I have the...
00:31:05
Speaker
What is there, a bag for Veronica? Oh, do you have Frillish? Frillish? Yeah. he holds out the Frillish bag he pulled out from under there. That's time to... Okay. Thank you very much.
00:31:16
Speaker
I'll take it. Alright.
00:31:22
Speaker
And he hands that to you.
00:31:24
Speaker
Why do I just add that my bag? Man... Yeah, I'm gonna say you can just add- yeah, you can just like throw it on there. Alright. I want a bag just to have a little more room, but I need- I want to save up for two TMs.
00:31:37
Speaker
the Because I know they're gonna be expensive TMs! Could I- could I maybe write you a jingle for your store? Um... I don't have anything to play a jingle on.
00:31:52
Speaker
You don't have a like a phone number? Bag shop, we're the bag shop, where you go stuff yourself.
00:32:02
Speaker
Uh, I mean, and you can try if you want, but, like, I i don't have anything to play it on. But, uh, if you're asking for a discount in exchange for a jingle, that's, ah gonna need a persuasion roll.
00:32:18
Speaker
Huh, a persuasion roll. Okay, um...
00:32:28
Speaker
I think I just heard my mom scream from the thunder outside. i can tell you I've been accepted to the Valkenburg College of Valkenburg's music program, and i'm pretty you know I'm a pretty good musician. just I don't see any music on you i mean musical instruments on you.
00:32:46
Speaker
Um, Walter with the cello right here here. Do I have my ukulele with me? Oh yeah, that's right. You have your ukulele. I forgot about that. Me and her both have instruments. Yeah, that's right. I thought had a ukulele.
00:33:01
Speaker
i got If I didn't have it earlier, i probably grabbed it from the house. Anyway.
00:33:08
Speaker
Nat 20. Oh, wow. Okay, he rolled a 16. He's like, you know what? Let me hear what you got, and I'll decide that. what do we What do we got? ah Walter, what what was what was the thing you had that you started?
00:33:25
Speaker
you started? Just the ditty that you started. Oh, bag shop. You're the bag shop where you can go stuff yourself.
00:33:40
Speaker
And if you're desperate for more storage, just check out check out the bags on our shelf. We got more air in our bags than you have air in your head.
00:33:55
Speaker
Uh, can you at least make it rhyme? know what, if make stuff you can make it rhyme- What? Yeah, that rhyme- does rhyme! Self, shelf, you know, head- Oh, I didn't i didn't register the rhyme then. You got shelves with stuff that have bags that you can stuff yourself in Word? You know what, fine. I'll give be i'll give you 300 disk channel.
00:34:20
Speaker
As long as I get to copyright that. 10% bonus money you make from it. Yeah, give me... Okay, give us... maybe we'll We'll take 50% of the publishing. Is that okay?
00:34:39
Speaker
In what profit are you asking? See, the increase people come to your shop, just take a percentage from your profit. ain't dishing out any percentage of my sales.
00:34:53
Speaker
yes No, no, percentage of the percentage of the song. Nope, that song was mine. 100% copyright or no deal.
00:35:08
Speaker
Hold on, he pulls the card, like, puts his hand the floor, like, walks on like, alright, alright. Oh, is this some... No, no, he's like, alright.
00:35:16
Speaker
You know... for we're being a little too kindly he's been a little too big for himself like this is what this is away from people we were by ourselves like in the corner like it was like hold on give us a minute like you know you know the list of stuff we've done is robbing a bag shop that much to put in in our list of crimes
00:35:42
Speaker
is it hailing outside now
00:35:45
Speaker
Alright then that'll be 3000. Give me one sec, I'm picking a picture of this.
00:35:52
Speaker
which Yeah, Eli says, do you really want your names on that song anyway? Um, 3000, okay hold on. So normal bag, alright, here you go, 3000.
00:36:09
Speaker
And he hands you a normal bag, just don't do what he did. And he gestures to Bruce outside.
00:36:18
Speaker
Oh wait, Bruce, did you dump your ah do you jump your burgers on the ground? Not yet, no. Oh, okay, okay. I was say, it'd be really funny if he just looked outside and he just sees you dumping all it out in front of your store.
00:36:32
Speaker
No, no, no, no. They are firmly grimy food now. I now have 94 pieces of grimy food in my new bag. Yeah, yeah, earlier Eli text me says he definitely won't regret that decision a few episodes.
00:36:47
Speaker
I don't know what that means. i know I'm scared. you know that means? my truck may be getting pelted with, um, um storm and, um ice.
00:37:00
Speaker
Well, stop it. What does Grimmy Fear do? Increase his belly by three turns. Roll for status.
00:37:11
Speaker
What exactly can you do with this? You can only apply it to yourself. I can throw it at people. You're just gonna start throwing poison food at people?
00:37:22
Speaker
Pretty much. You know what? If you can do it creatively enough, I'll let you use that as like a throw bowl effect. I'm just throwing a bowl. He can just get up his face and stuff it down the throat.
00:37:37
Speaker
no no i okay okay okay here's what i'm gonna do and i don't know if i'm gonna remember this by the next we do battle but you can write it down if you want um these burgers are so gone bad that any contact with skin for longer than a couple seconds will inflict a deforce that is poison petrified process or burn which is the effect a grammy food does when ingested yeah okay um anyway should we we can get back uh Just so in case my power may go out.
00:38:10
Speaker
Okay. Gotcha. Um... And I was gonna mow later. Alright, um... Alright, uh, Jake, are you buying a bag?
00:38:22
Speaker
heard you said something stealing We're still in the discussion with Hikaru in the corner. Like, you know... What do you think?
00:38:33
Speaker
What do we think was?
00:38:36
Speaker
This guy's being very snotty with us. And he's trying to steal our music. For free.
00:38:44
Speaker
Was it, Was it? I mean, he offered us something, but... What, was it gonna be like a 200 discount? Yeah, 300 Poké for the publishing rights, I don't think that's a... For a song you guys made up on the spot, I might ask.
00:39:03
Speaker
it's technically it's It's technically not copyrighted yet because we have not recorded. We just sang it and we just sang it in his store. I was going to make him write out a contract with a music sheet everything if he went through with that. I was prepared for that.
00:39:18
Speaker
Oh, shoot. oh mike I actually have a funnier idea.
00:39:25
Speaker
he try stealing one his bags? na No, no, no. What if we sign the thing, but we sign it, write down the lyrics, but make it a really bad jingle, and then wait to get them money to get the bag, then give him the paper.
00:39:39
Speaker
And we could just say it just so he doesn't... up So we uphold the deal. Because we're upholding the deal, we're giving a song. we just We just gave him an option of the song. but we give them the We give him the first part of the song we song.
00:39:53
Speaker
You realize he's the one writing down the contract. Yeah, I know. Wait, here's the thing. We'll give him the first part of the song, but then we add another part to the song that secretly, he doesn't know, insults the customers.
00:40:07
Speaker
Oh, is that? Okay. Um...
00:40:14
Speaker
I was not listening to you, sir. was typing.
00:40:18
Speaker
Oh, shoot. He's gonna make... Shoot, is he gonna make us do work for hire? Honestly, if he wants it- Wait, wait even with the song, but we're gonna have to sing it for him in like some kind of audible thing. Like, for some audio. i mean So that means we're just we're only getting paid 300 Barry to do that.
00:40:38
Speaker
300 for publishing and the sound recording. Yeah, that's a ripoff. Yeah, that's a ripoff.
00:40:50
Speaker
Do you really need need a bag? ive no matter i've always had like I've always had at least three spare spots and the only thing carrying her right now... Let me see. i have berries can sell next shop because we never use them.
00:41:05
Speaker
I mean... so I already bought... For what it's worth, i already bought the bag. Oh, you already bought it? Damn. you know Yeah, I think you're the only one left. It's up to you if you want to buy it or not.
00:41:18
Speaker
I don't really need it because i never i would never have full slots. I've always had one at least open. Okay. If I really need to, I can just agree with the poster because I know I'm going for them anyway.
00:41:32
Speaker
Because i'm not the one I'm not going to the mission board. I'm just going to the fur to get the money.
00:41:43
Speaker
don't need a bag. So are you not doing anything then? Yeah, we don't need a bag. I'm not snatch and dashing, a bag. Listen, the cops are already a little hot on Walter right now after the whole TNT moment. Okay.
00:41:58
Speaker
Okay, so ah with you guys exiting Boris's bags, you guys have many other shops to get to. Is there anything else that you guys wish to buy?
Exploring TM Shop: Purchases and Discussions
00:42:08
Speaker
TMs. I heard you mentioning TMs, so I will say there is a there's a record shop across the street that you got that catches your guys' it's eyes.
00:42:17
Speaker
I just want to note that while Bruce was waiting for the other two to come out of the shop there, he just ate the two red gummies that he has. Okay. I'm gonna give myself 20 IQ Yep, I'm gonna give you 20.
00:42:37
Speaker
Are you planning on spending that?
00:42:40
Speaker
Uh, not right now. I'll probably think about it while we're doing our shopping. Okay. Alright, um... Do we also to see just a bunch of, like, old, like, water from the old, like, most burgers that you've shoved into the bag?
00:42:58
Speaker
and you just shoved in there? Uh, so I've currently got my my burgers that went bad in my new, normal Please tell me it's already super stained. The new bag is already super stained.
00:43:15
Speaker
yeah Yeah. That bag is probably gonna be almost exclusively for my grimy food for a while. Oh!
00:43:27
Speaker
Eli, Bruce is really picking up after Sammy.
00:43:33
Speaker
taking over his role.
00:43:38
Speaker
Anyway, like, guys, I want to check out TM shop. There's two moves I heard, I've read about in a, in a Poképedia of what us realos can do when we were on one of the trains.
00:43:54
Speaker
Okay, let's check out that shop then, see what they've got. want to see if they have them. To be honest, I'm kind of working right now with my moves. Okay. So you head over and you see Spinny Spinda's record shop.
00:44:07
Speaker
You get inside and you see Spinny the Spinda is spinning at her desk. And you say, hello there, what can I help you guys with? Hi, oh my gosh. um Do you have any you have any cool TMs?
00:44:21
Speaker
I have many TMs. Which ones are you looking for? Well, I was wondering um I don't know. I mean... well we're kind of we're kind of all, like, you know, new to the exploring business, and we are... We're just... I feel like we're all just, like, looking for any ways that we can strengthen ourselves, maybe use something that's... Go ahead and roll me a quick perception check.
00:44:51
Speaker
Okay, perception...
00:44:56
Speaker
like That was a 10 plus 2, 12. okay ah You see a blue TM in the corner catches your eye. Is this Nerf?
00:45:07
Speaker
You walk over to it. and you pull it out and it is slurf. The T-M. Slurf. Okay. Yep. It caught your eye because yeah it is 700 poke.
00:45:19
Speaker
It is the same as surf, except that it only has 50% chance of working every time you use it. Okay. Or was it the fact that it was you had a 50% chance of learning it? Was that what it was? I don't know. but I think it was... don't know.
00:45:35
Speaker
Um... Mist, do you have Thunder Punch or Ice Punch or Fire Punch? but Let me look up. I'm kinda here for the punches. Let's see. some variety.
00:45:50
Speaker
That's Bullet Punch. I think you can also run Comet Punch, Dizzy Punch, Drain Punch, which by the way is my favorite move. I love Drain Punch. Dynamic Punch. Fire Punch. Here we go. It's a 75 power.
00:46:02
Speaker
So she looks at it like, hmm, Fire Punch. You're looking at all the elementals are 5,000 Poke. They are very powerful. Oh, okay. um I'll buy all three.
00:46:16
Speaker
ah three? And she pulls out Fire... What are the three? Fire... Fire, Ice, and Thunder. And Ice. Ice Punch. Okay. Yeah, she pulls out all three and she's like,
00:46:27
Speaker
Be very careful with these, these are very expensive. Are you sure? That's 15,000... Yeah, 15,000 Poké. Oh yeah, I still have over that.
00:46:39
Speaker
Alright, as he pushes it towards you. I'll take that. and Also, can I sell a team I have? Let's see what you got. um I have a Vacuum Wave.
00:46:52
Speaker
Uh, let me look up vacuum waves. I just realized I don't have enough bag storage to hold this all, so I'm gonna have to learn them all right here. Hold on. Vacuum. Let's see. Vacuum waves. If I remember right, we don't have learning moves, so we just learned them, right?
00:47:09
Speaker
Uh, yeah, you do not have learn moves anymore. She looks at it and says, hmm, priority move. I'll sell this. I'll buy this off of you for 500 poké.
00:47:21
Speaker
um Can I roll to see if that's like going right? You can try and haggle if you want. nice I do not know the actual MSRP of Vacuum Wave in the Mr. Desert Universe.
00:47:36
Speaker
um I will say right now, you just gave me a steal because I remember these things being like 20 grand. The last time I've asked them. I know. I'm trying to make things cheaper for you guys so you guys actually can do stuff. Alright, he's like, alright, what I need to roll again?
00:47:53
Speaker
smile persuasion for- wait, what are you looking for? yeah MSRP or hackling? I'm trying to see if this is the actual price, like a going rate. ah sure.
00:48:04
Speaker
go ahead and roll smart. See if you can remember what- Uh, 12.
00:48:11
Speaker
With a 12, you remember that you're in a TM store and you can literally just look for yourself. Alright, I'll look.
00:48:19
Speaker
So you look around the shop real quick and you find a vacuum wave going for $3,000. Um, $1,500. You'll make a double profit on it.
00:48:32
Speaker
It's going for $3,000. No, no. I gotta make more than that profit. I'm going $500. Unless you got a better argument for me. $1,000. It's a third of the price.
00:48:43
Speaker
How about you roll Persuasion? How about use one of my Inspirations? What did you roll? Let's see. Okay, that's a... Hold on, what was your first roll?
00:48:57
Speaker
um First roll was a 10. Okay, well, she got a 2. so No need for the inspiration. Yeah, that's what I was asking. Because unless you got a nat 1, it didn't matter. um She's like, fair fair point. 1,000. I'll do 1,000. Alright, I don't get that anymore. Alright, I have...
00:49:19
Speaker
I'm back down to one room left. My bag. Alright. Because I have not used the fire punch yet because I need to... I'm stuck with between because I have metal claw, quick attack, ice punch, thunder punch, and force bomb. I don't know what to get rid of ah Okay. Man, should have bought a bag, huh?
00:49:36
Speaker
No, honestly, yeah, never mind. No, I don't need it I'm going to get rid of quick attack.
00:49:41
Speaker
Yep. You're just going to learn all your moves real quick? Yes.
00:49:47
Speaker
That's right. I'm the most- I have the most spread out moves of us all. Yeah, I know. You're just the elemental puncher now. Did I spell fire punch right?
00:49:58
Speaker
I'm gonna roll another perception. okay Oh, it's flame punch, not fire punch, isn't it? Uh, I don't- No, it's fire punch. Why is it not picking up?
00:50:13
Speaker
It might be one word. hyphen. others aren't.
00:50:18
Speaker
No, let's see. Where is Fire Punch? No, it's not. just... Oh, that's why I'm looking at a single cell. Fuck. Yeah. Fire Punch. They're both capitalized with a space between.
00:50:32
Speaker
yeah there it is yeah Make sure there's Control-A to search everything. Or at least the column with the names on it. ah Okay, Evelyn, you want to roll Perception? Perception.
00:50:43
Speaker
um I just want point out, this shop has pretty much everything. So, with enough time, you can just find what you need. Okay. Yeah, she's still browsing the shelves. She hasn't found anything interesting yet.
00:50:56
Speaker
Let me see. And then she...
00:51:14
Speaker
So at some point she finds ah she finds an interesting TM. it's got It's got a green jacket and it's and on the front of it, it says Trailblaze.
00:51:28
Speaker
Oh, jeez. I think I didn't remember you mentioning this.
00:51:35
Speaker
Yeah, so the...
00:51:39
Speaker
I just looked it up, sorry. Yeah, on the back it says what it does, and something stands out to Hikaru. It says that the move, um once when you use it, it deals damage and then increases your speed.
00:52:02
Speaker
And...
00:52:05
Speaker
And she's like...
00:52:08
Speaker
Huh. That's exciting. I mean, i need some speed.
00:52:16
Speaker
Okay, so is that what you're gonna buy Yeah. She'll bring it back to them so bring it to the counter and ask. Okay, hold on one second. I'm not finding anything.
00:52:29
Speaker
I don't... Let me make sure this is the current, John. Hold on one second. this I'm trying to make sure that something you can learn as a team... I'm assuming you, uh... Yeah, i can. Okay, found it.
00:52:40
Speaker
was just in the wrong game. then Okay. Alright, so you're buying Trellwaze? Mm-hmm. Okay, so up at the counter, Dizzy says, Ooh, Trellwaze!
00:52:51
Speaker
Good choice. ah Not many people know that Pikachu can lend us. Sure, that'll be 5,000 Poké. 5,000? Can you 3,000 Poké? five thousand um can you do three thousand That is a steep discount. I'm gonna need you to roll persuasion with disadvantage.
00:53:10
Speaker
Can before that, can I, before they give the disadvantage, can I try to help talk her up since already shown my negotiation skills with that person?
00:53:19
Speaker
Uh... let's see what the result of this and... Well, hold on. What way are you gonna help her? Well, I keep... she... on, what was the original price again?
00:53:31
Speaker
Hold on, can look for the going rate for this? Again? ah sure. Yeah, you look around the shop and you find Trailblaze. It's 5,000 Poke. Never mind, and she is, i don't know why she's doing this the exact same price.
00:53:46
Speaker
Usually they'd mark it up.
00:53:50
Speaker
Well, she got a 7. Uh, a 7? Okay. Um, Walter, what are are you go what are you gonna do to help? Um, he'll like, hmm. But come on, we're giving good business here.
00:54:02
Speaker
and we'll probably go give you more good business. These TMs are cheaper than anywhere else in Nuvanta City. this you can probably find this on another shop for like $8,000 or $10,000. Most of my TMs I sell here are like half price from what they are in other places.
00:54:17
Speaker
What if we give you some information from a business... What if we give you some info about one of your fellow people who own the store or the bag shop? About what they um are planning against you to make you lose business.
00:54:31
Speaker
Well, give me the info and I'll tell you what it's worth. but They're hiring people to write a diss track about you, and that's us, but we were declined. go ahead and write a- go ahead and roll deception.
00:54:45
Speaker
Because that is not true, is it? No, no it's not. So I need to roll deception? Yeah, go and roll deception. Deception, deception, deception, alright.
00:54:57
Speaker
It is cute. 19. nineteen
00:55:01
Speaker
They were doing what now? who Who did this? Yeah, the bag shop owner. They wanted to just so with more people would go to Boris? don't know what the- Yeah! But Boris was a good friend of mine. He would never do such a thing.
00:55:16
Speaker
Now that you've successfully lied to her, I need you to roll persuasion.
00:55:23
Speaker
Can I assist?
00:55:26
Speaker
What did you get? 15. Yeah, that's enough. She rolled a 12. Aww, um, here, you know what? Oh no, he told us it was nothing personal, but it was just business.
00:55:41
Speaker
I just saw someone reply to the pictures. ah So she furiously scribbles out her nose, she's like, here, you know what I will sell this to you for $4,000 if you will go and stick this on the window of that shop.
00:55:54
Speaker
And she points towards Porus' bags. Okay, I read, I don't know, look at it. The note says Boris is a big stinky loser. Did I just ruin some friendships?
00:56:06
Speaker
Alright, I'll- So I'll i'll pay $4,000 for that. mean- Walter will do that. He tried to freak- He tried to stink and stamp scam us out of- Scam us out of our God-given rights.
00:56:23
Speaker
I'll be talking to him, don't worry.
00:56:28
Speaker
Alright. well, he also wanted to write us... You know what's worse about him? Besides diss track, he was gonna... um He wanted us to write good jingle for him to bonus his thing, but he wanted to not give us a good discount for it, for doing that.
00:56:43
Speaker
He also wanted to take all the rights for basically giving us nothing. Well... Sounds like... Hmm. Yeah, I'm gonna go talk to that guy. He's a greedy man. Yeah, take the Tion, take a...
00:56:57
Speaker
I know Chikaru and then like, let's get out of here. Bruce, you can do your thing. I'm hoping he's gonna run and go put that thing up on the store.
00:57:11
Speaker
Okay. Bruce is looking over at the TMs and he sees a pink TM with, says, play rough.
00:57:27
Speaker
And he brings that over to the counter. Like, how much for this one? If you'll give me just a second, I want to... Did you make sure Cyndaquil can learn Play Rough?
00:57:38
Speaker
I did. Okay, gotcha. um Just want to make sure you're not buying something you can't use. ah Items list... You said Play Rough.
00:57:48
Speaker
it
00:57:51
Speaker
By the way, Walter's regular... Well, his base damage before him was at 1d8, now he does 2d8. He's doubled his damage. Okay. That is a big power move.
00:58:03
Speaker
ah She looks at us like, ooh, play rough. This is going to be this is a big one. I'm going to ask you 8,000 for this one. Ooh, 8,000's a little steep.
00:58:16
Speaker
I should have used a discount for this. What? What? I'm just saying, I don't care if I should have used my discount thing for this.
00:58:27
Speaker
Oh. Eh. Brut Bruce is just going to try to haggle on down here. yeah Brut Bruce did good haggling in the other store, so... $8,000's a little cheap. I can't quite pay that much for it.
00:58:43
Speaker
It's a little cheap. I don't know if you think should do $10,000. I said a little steep. Oh, I thought you said cheap. I heard cheap. No, I said steep. Can one of us chip in to help him cover it? I feel like Walter's already done his best thing he can do with the bartering. He's already done it twice.
00:59:04
Speaker
Yeah.
00:59:08
Speaker
fruit all you Do you have enough money for it if it's 8,000? No, that's why I'm trying to haggle here. Go ahead, you add that? Isn't your mom rich? Okay, so, uh, not telling the shopkeep this, just above board. I've got 75, 19. Okay, so, can just give 500. Yeah, I'm gonna try to get it down to 6,000 if possible.
00:59:35
Speaker
i'm goingnna try to get it down to six thousand if possible Okay, that is like right on the limit of where I would not give you a disadvantage. So you asking 6,000?
00:59:46
Speaker
Yeah. 6,000, that's, yeah, that's going to be a, yeah, just regular persuasion. Go ahead and roll persuasion. 12 1, 11.
00:59:59
Speaker
Hmm, with my 13, I think not. You see, this is a 90 power move. This is quite beefy, especially for one of your size. Let's try that one again. How about 7,000?
01:00:13
Speaker
How
01:00:20
Speaker
about 6,500? Deal. Deal. do all yeah i'll And she shoves Play Rough towards you. Okay.
01:00:32
Speaker
I believe other than your other fire move, Play Rough is the most powerful move any of you guys have. Yep. I think so. ah Except for potentially Electro Ball.
01:00:47
Speaker
If Picaru gets fast enough and uses Electro Ball against something slow. Especially if if the opponent has Paralyze, which halves the speed. That would do massive damage. I can Paralyze.
01:01:04
Speaker
yeah um So I'm gonna just like open up the i'm gonna um im mean just like open up the TM right now and there's like there's like an anti-piracy warning and then it then shows like on and then it shows you like and like an instructional video on how to use the TM. how to use the Yeah, it's it's like a workout video, like a yoga video.
01:01:28
Speaker
No, it's just a YouTuber welcome, guys. Welcome back to my new video. Welcome to a new video of today. Please follow the Patreon and subscribe. Let's get on to this video. No, no, it's one of those like early... It's like one of those 2010 intros with like the dancing text and like the neon background.
01:01:47
Speaker
It's hello everyone, my name is George, and welcome back to my tutorial on how to install Windows XP. Make sure... It's just... it's just
01:01:59
Speaker
I elect a new sponsor, to my new sponsor, at the TM store. Why? Because they give good deals.
01:02:07
Speaker
Okay, which... Okay. Uh... No. Um, so... What move did you buy again, Carlo? So everyone learn what moves they want to learn, and we'll go down one by one.
01:02:22
Speaker
So, Walter, what moves do you currently know after you've learned everything? Alright, I currently know. Metal Claw, Fire Punch, Ice Punch, Thunder Punch, Force Palm.
01:02:34
Speaker
you know Falcon Punch?
01:02:38
Speaker
Not yet! That's a level beyond Fire Punch.
01:02:43
Speaker
That's all the punches. I have to have all the punches to learn that.
01:02:50
Speaker
Okay, and Bruce, after your new TMs, what one moves do you currently have after you've learned everything? Yeah, so yeah I guess if we're just using the TMs right now, might as well. so I'm going to have Fury Swipes, Quick Attack, Ember, Play Rough, and Temper Flare.
01:03:12
Speaker
Why you still have Ember? Why you still have Scratch? Why not? Well, I have Fury Swipes. um yeah I know, but I'm gonna point this out. Even though you have you have Play Rough, which is a good move, the other... Looking at my sheet, fault has got way ahead I have Ember mostly because i haven't had a reason to get rid of it yet, and I like the burn chance.
01:03:40
Speaker
Well, Ember is good if you want to burn a note, but not an entire house. yeah You know what? I going to up on that whole joke, but nah, never mind. Because I forgot Walter knows the difference.
01:03:54
Speaker
And Evelyn, I saw you messaging a little bit in the chat. do you still want to purchase Slurph? uh yeah i think i think it'd be pretty i don't know if i i don't know if hikaru would want to learn it right now but she might keep it handy okay so in the shop is going for 700. you look on the back and half the text is in chinese and you can see it says made in china where where china what oh it's uh right it's like uh below russia you know
01:04:31
Speaker
what's russia oh it's a little bit of ukraine you know it's like ukraine yeah we just keep going down the line of countries are that that border them representside that are not locations in the outcast region yeah you guys have never been to russia in the outcasts no where's russia oh it's right above china
01:04:58
Speaker
Okay, so these these are um these are like these are villages in Petrum. Oh no. Sure, you know what? Maybe we're gonna find the factory district called China. Is that a little too... No! that little offensive?
01:05:12
Speaker
i have been i have a I have a worse joke I can say, but I'm not gonna say I'll say it after recording for After Talk. Okay, okay so let's... Okay, so you have Slurp. Are you buying that?
01:05:27
Speaker
I thought it was 500 Poké. I'm pretty sure I said 700.
01:05:34
Speaker
Well, i I do have an ace up my sleeve here. Okay, what do you got? What's the shopkeep's name?
01:05:46
Speaker
Dizzy. Dizzy. i dizzy Hey Dizzy, you know, noticed that you have this counterfeit bootleg TM in the back.
01:05:59
Speaker
um You do know that it is illegal to sell copyrighted TMs, right? Well, it's not copyrighted. It is an entirely different move. See, it's Slurf, not Surf.
01:06:11
Speaker
Very different. Yeah, maybe I should have wrote that this track.
01:06:18
Speaker
Sure. Okay. Um... Well, I'm not so sure about that. I wanna, like... But... Okay.
01:06:29
Speaker
Um... I'll roll Insight. To see if it... If the TM really is pirated or not. Uh, okay, yeah. Go ahead and roll Smart on that.
01:06:39
Speaker
I don't know what that would be, but Smart just sounds right.
01:06:44
Speaker
Hmm. I'd say you're, like, rolling deception against me. i You know what? Sure. Okay. Oh, no. or Okay. What did you get?
01:06:56
Speaker
Hmm.
01:06:59
Speaker
I got a nat one. i got a six. I mean, hey, it says slurf. I mean, it's... It's gotta be slurf. You really think anyone would have lied about that kind of stuff? Seems trustworthy to you.
01:07:12
Speaker
i mean, yeah, sure. I believe you.
01:07:16
Speaker
Alright, that'll be a 700. Alright, 700.
01:07:20
Speaker
how Little do we know it's worth 20.
01:07:26
Speaker
So, yeah, you now own a slurf. it is It functions the same as slurf, but it only has a 50% chance of working upon being used. If it fails, the item is worthless.
01:07:42
Speaker
What if it- So you know how the other TMs are like instructional videos? What if this instructional video is just in Chinese? Oh no. It's one of those old, really really bad Chinese movies with like Chuck Norris in it.
01:07:57
Speaker
Wait. It's the Chinese translation of Surf. I'm gonna reveal the ace that I had up my sleeve. I was trying to blackmail the store clerk. Oh. mean, that's kind of what I figured you were getting at.
01:08:10
Speaker
You were saying, like, hey, this isn't illegal. I can report this. But... I don't know. Looks legit to you.
01:08:20
Speaker
thought you meant it teaches slurf where you... It's surf, but it only hits 50% of the time. Like, you to roll above a 10 for the
Shop Confrontation: Charizard's Scam and Gummy Chaos
01:08:33
Speaker
accuracy check. You could have blackmailed them for selling ripoff. You said that it teaches surf, but the TM only works 50% of the time. Yeah.
01:08:42
Speaker
Oh, okay. Okay. Do you guys have any ah you guys have anything that you guys want to buy in the shop? Um... no. we need to go to the gummy shops? i kind of have all the abilities I want from the smart.
01:08:58
Speaker
The what? I'm down to 4k at this point. The gummy shop? those would be in the general shop. The general shop. Okay. four I'm down to about 4k at this point. I think... You guys think we should like... Do some you know do some jobs for money, maybe... know, maybe try to sell some more jingles?
01:09:19
Speaker
I'm down to just over one thousand more jingles. For a better deal? Is there a record store? yeah oh a deal for the record store, huh? Wouldn't that be here?
01:09:34
Speaker
i don't know. I don't know if we should it here. like I still gotta post up this thing apparently that says this guy is uh what meanie?
01:09:47
Speaker
This guy's a jerk slash meanie. Oh yeah oh yeah yeah yeah did you post that on his window yet? ah Yeah sure we'll say I did.
01:09:55
Speaker
Uh he hasn't noticed yet apparently. Okay so yeah the notes are on the door. We're gonna come after the after we get done with here. We're gonna walking out that and we're gonna be walking by this place in the shop.
01:10:06
Speaker
All these all these owners are gonna have like weapons just like staring out at us like. We've been waiting for you. ye oh yeah, you're right. We gotta put we still gotta put that sign on his doorstep.
01:10:19
Speaker
I did. I said I just did that. You already did or what? already did it. How did you like leave the store so fast? I said I did that while Bruce is doing this thing. Okay, not that far. It's not that far away. This is like right beside each other Okay, so do any of you guys want to buy some gummies real quick from the general store?
01:10:38
Speaker
home a Sure Okay, I can go look I need to go scroll through the things I can get Okay, so you get to the general store the sign up front says Jenny's general shop and you go inside and it is Wait, hold on, didn't I say all of the, uh, all of the, uh, general shops are, like, male Kangaskans, right?
01:11:02
Speaker
Well, maybe this one's a competitor. Yeah. A different chain. Oh, I've got an idea. you know I have an idea. Alright, you go inside the general shop, and it is Charizard.
01:11:16
Speaker
And, at the counter, and it says, Hello there, I'm Jenny. Welcome to my car my general shop. Um, ah how... How can I help you? This is a question for you, Dakota.
01:11:28
Speaker
How much- How many berries would I have to buy to get to 80 points that are for fighting types? Uh, each gummy of your type gives you 10, so. So I have to buy 8. How much are they?
01:11:43
Speaker
I don't know. You're in the journal shop. Why don't you ask Jenny? Uh, miss, how much are your fighting gummies? Oh, um, Cummies, right. we have those? I think we have those. Uh, let me see if it, like, holds out a list.
01:12:00
Speaker
Uh, let's see. That'll be, uh, 10,000 Poke, think. Yeah, 10,000. Can I, for a bundle deal, can I get it for 9,000? For a bundle deal?
01:12:12
Speaker
A bundle? How many are you buying? Wait, is it 10,000 each? Yes. Oh, my, um... Bruh, do we even have that kind of money?
01:12:23
Speaker
i only can buy one. and need one of you guys roll perception. Yeah, I'm rolling perception on that. I'm using another inspiration. That's last one. Yeah, oh everyone roll perception.
01:12:36
Speaker
Everyone roll perception? Everyone. 17. You
01:12:42
Speaker
ah say 17? Yeah. Okay,
01:12:48
Speaker
okay I'm just going to use Walter's roll because that'll work. ah You are sensing some bad energy coming off of this Charizard. And you hear a thump thump from behind the desk.
01:12:58
Speaker
And you see a chest moving. Like a storage chest. That's covered in rope. Do I face ember on the chest?
01:13:11
Speaker
And the uh, Jenny the Charizard goes and sits on the chest. Um, something's in your chest. Yeah, it's the ah new monster books we got.
01:13:24
Speaker
Monster books? What's in them? um Information about Pokemon. What? So you're selling people's IDs?
01:13:38
Speaker
ah I mean, no, but... Does the police know you're giving people's ID and information away?
01:13:47
Speaker
You're not cops, are you? We have cops that are friends. We're cops. We can call it. I'm going to ask you guys to leave. I'm going to you tell us. Or else.
01:14:00
Speaker
I'm ask you to leave. This is my property. i want you to leave. So, so, bru Bruce is going to, uh, like, pretend to like trip over towards the yeah chest and like roll a little bit and then as he gets close enough he's just gonna light the flames on his back to burn the ropes that are wrapped around the chest.
01:14:27
Speaker
that's That's a performance roll. Can I help him pretend like he tripped over my foot? Yeah, Uh, if you want to give him advantage, you can, like, shoulder check him by accident or something. Yeah, I'll do I'll do that like he pretend like he tripped over my foot.
01:14:41
Speaker
Yeah. Yeah, yeah. Perfect. okay Okay. Yeah, so both of you roll once. You know, I'm looking for a DC 10. I am on fire! Oh, okay.
01:14:53
Speaker
DC 10, oh, I got 12. I got a 15 minus 1, 14. Alright, it works flawlessly. You fall down, lay on your side... And the chest is slightly on fire, but the shop owner doesn't know.
01:15:07
Speaker
Hey, get away from that. What are you doing? Get out. Get out of the shop. Oh, sorry. you but My mistake. I just tripped there. Ma'am, I think you're tailed me. the ropes.
01:15:21
Speaker
i think you're tenive ropes The ropes catch on fire and burn off, and she's like, ah! And without the ropes or burning, whatever's in the chest manages to break free from the chest, snapping the chains, and you see a Kangaskhan's like, oh, what the hell, you!
01:15:36
Speaker
Get over here! And there's a Kangaskhan leaping out of the chest that jumps on the Charizard, starting a battle between the two them. Um, what? Immediately, Walt is just gonna this sign.
01:15:50
Speaker
He is gonna grab all the orange gummies, you go around least He's gonna grab at least eight! Go ahead and roll a d8.
01:16:02
Speaker
I'm too excited for this. Oh wait, is that the Kangaskhan I need? No! No, the Kangaskhan you need is in Hawkeye. Let's see, we gotta talk about this Kangaskhan later.
01:16:15
Speaker
and eight! You've managed to grab eight orange gummies. I downed them! What? And you- Oh my god, you just eat all of them?
01:16:28
Speaker
I eat them and to nick some yellow gummies. Okay, go ahead- I want you to go ahead and roll stealth. Alright? I'm going to try and salvage this a little bit. Go ahead and roll stealth.
01:16:44
Speaker
Which is- Do I get advantage since the big battle's happening? Cool. No, go ahead and roll stealth. Aww, okay, i only only got 15. 15 was the DC.
01:16:57
Speaker
YES! No one notices. So, all right after this after some time, the Charizard is laying past out on the ground.
01:17:09
Speaker
I'm sorry you guys had to see that. are Are you okay, sir? I'm so sorry about that. but Did he kidnap you?
01:17:17
Speaker
This- THIS Charizard barged into my store, knocked me out cold, it proceeded to stuff me in this damn chest and started ripping off my customers.
01:17:28
Speaker
Wait, how did he put you in a box? Aren't you giant? She knocked me out and put me in a giant chest, she says, looking at the chest that is no longer there.
01:17:39
Speaker
Actually, no, the burn the rope's burned off. The chest is still there. Yeah. Huh. Is the chest in, like, pieces? Uh, yeah, the chest is broken, but you can clearly sell it. i knew something was fishy with this thing. I knew gummies didn't cost that much.
01:17:54
Speaker
Yeah. Yeah, 9,000? Is that what they were 9,000?
Stealth and Perception Fails
01:17:59
Speaker
They were giving it for 10,000. Fuck it. You guys get for 2,000 apiece. get it from two thousand apiece
01:18:07
Speaker
Here, you guys- i don't I don't need dummies. I think you guys need them more. I'll be giving them money. like I only got 5,000 here. You guys buy this. Pretending you only have 5,000, saying I'm sacrificing it for them. Uh... And by the way, Walter, if you hadn't... Give yourself 80 IQ points. Oh, I already removed it. I'm getting an absolute mover. walter
01:18:29
Speaker
Uh, no. She won stealth against you guys and everyone. Uh... If you want, you can try and roll perception, but you'll have to roll above a 15. Okay.
01:18:41
Speaker
Deal. Oh, I got a 7, so no. I did not see that, apparently. I'm so happy! I've been this for so You better hope they don't have security camera.
Heist Execution and Unaware Companions
01:18:52
Speaker
ah Dude, I wanna point this out. I'm gonna earn an absolute mover. I can cross water lava in valleys and crush walls. Crush walls, yeah, I know. i wanted crush walls for so long.
01:19:06
Speaker
shes There's a reason I made that one 80 IQ points. I just want Walter capture it. Them get so cocky and Walter just bends the bars. I just want you guys, the audience, to know that Walter just stole 24,000 worth of
01:19:22
Speaker
Wasn't 16,000? It is normally 3,000 apiece. times Oh my gosh.
Gummy Transaction and Negotiations
01:19:29
Speaker
I'm dying.
01:19:32
Speaker
And Bruce doesn't even know it. So Bruce can't to hold it hold him accountable this time.
01:19:40
Speaker
I'm sweating. The Kangaskhan lifts the Charizard and tosses her out in the street. Okay, it's time to go to shop now.
01:19:51
Speaker
2,000 apiece for those gummies. That's what you guys want, right? Shouldn't you call the cops? I'm gonna deal with him myself. I'm gonna deal with her myself. That's just my problem now. You know what? You're my main gummy people now. I like your style.
01:20:07
Speaker
Great. 2,000 apiece. For you, for life. How many do you guys want? How many do you guys want? i'll pay I'll pay for some if you don't have money. Um... aye I could go for one.
01:20:23
Speaker
Yeah. Uh, can I trade you my black gummy for a red gummy? Fine by me. He takes you your black gummy and gives you a red gummy. Nice.
01:20:34
Speaker
Hikaru, I will pay for... you sure you just want one? I'll pay for some. If you want more. Oh. Uh, can we go for... Can we do three? How much would that How much would you put up?
01:20:45
Speaker
It'd be 6,000. um I could do 3,000 of it.
01:20:52
Speaker
And I would do the other 3,000. I'd have 840 left.
Shop Closure and Group Departure
01:20:55
Speaker
No, I meant like I would do... What was it? I'm thinking So 6,000. I'd do half of it, yeah.
01:21:03
Speaker
yeah Okay. So you guys hand over the money and he gives Evelyn three yellow gummies. All right. Add 30 IQ points. gosh i can't I wasn't going to eat them right away. yeah okay i'm just putting them um If you don't want to, you don't have to. they don't see a point keeping them, but if that's what you wish, you can do so.
01:21:22
Speaker
Alright. um Is there anything else i can get you guys? um was like, I think we're good. where This is a fine fine establishment. um Great. Shop's closed.
01:21:34
Speaker
I need this space to myself. I can help you drag the guy where you want. leave Leave her be. She's mine deal with. She's already outside the building. We don't have to, you know.
01:21:46
Speaker
Just let him close up and we'll deal with it. Okay. Well, let's head on out. We'll let the shopkeep do his business.
Shop Rebranding and Episode Conclusion
01:21:55
Speaker
All four of you guys leave, including the shopkeep.
01:21:57
Speaker
He grabs the Charizard, tosses her back into the building, upsetting some of the merchandise. And you see he rips the part of the sign that says Jenny off, and it says...
01:22:10
Speaker
What's the man? of Robert. Robert. His name's Robert. Sure. it so Now it Robert's General Shop. the And is there also a nice little, like, one of those two-sided signs that he has to close his door, flips to be closed?
01:22:26
Speaker
Yep. And that is where we're going to end this episode. Thank you guys for listening. I know it's a little bit of a shorter episode. um For transparency, we are doing a batch recording this week because a lot of us are going on vacation this month.
01:22:40
Speaker
So we're trying to get some backlog going. So sorry for the shorter episode. Next week might be a little bit short as well, but it should be just fine. um Thank you guys for listening. I've been Dakota, your PM, your DM, your GM.
01:22:52
Speaker
I've been Evelyn playing Hikaru. I've been Eli playing Bruce. I've been Jake playing Hulk. Now... Oh, jeez.
01:23:04
Speaker
Uh-oh, he's gone goblin mode. No, Voltor is stopping me.
01:23:12
Speaker
okay we'll see you guys next time. Bye.
Character Introductions and Gratitude
01:23:25
Speaker
Hello everyone and welcome to the midsection. Thank you guys for listening to this episode and as always the dis- D- D- Bleh. The discord and patreon are down in the description down below.
01:23:35
Speaker
Um, as well as we must thank our music producers. So we have- Apple Woods, and Mount Treveo from Pokemon Mystery Dungeons, Explorer of Time, Sky, and Darkness.
01:23:49
Speaker
And we also have Goomba Village from Paper Mario 64. So, that's all. Thank you guys for listening, and we will see you guys next time.