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Arc 3 - Episode 2 - What Does the Fox Say?
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The crew minus Bruce and Walter go on an slight sidequest to find the voice of an innocent Nickit. (Well, I'm assuming they're innocent)
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Dakota as the PM, DM, GM
Evelyn as Hikaru Hatsumi the Pikachu
Micah as Blair the Absol
E_V as Nyx the Eevee
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Transcript
Introduction of Hosts and Guest
00:00:11
Speaker
Hello everyone, and welcome to Path Through Time. My name is Dakota, European, your GM, your GM. And sitting to my left is somebody who prefers European electrical sockets. It's me, Evelyn.
00:00:24
Speaker
Yeah, 220 volts is the way to go. it's um it ah European electrical sockets taste better. Tastes better.
00:00:38
Speaker
And sitting across to me is someone who... can only express thoughts through singing. Well...
00:00:50
Speaker
That is quite a fun thing. Hello, I'm Micah. I wasn't expecting you'd have to sing this episode. year I was trying. i was really trying to, but I couldn't figure wanted to go off of Anyways, hi, I'm Micah.
00:01:07
Speaker
And sitting to my right is someone who's trying who's still trying to speedrun Clive Antifreddies. Hello, i am Evie. And the last time I attempted to do that, I miserably failed.
00:01:20
Speaker
But I'm gonna keep trying. i will get there eventually. So, you guys have probably noticed that um both Eli and Jake are not here today.
00:01:31
Speaker
um So, i Jake never gave me a reason. He just said, I'm not coming to this recording. And then he never replied. And yes, that is exactly what Jake sounds like. um Eli... Why did Eli... It doesn't matter. Eli's not able to make the recording.
00:01:47
Speaker
um
Episode Recap and Dice Roll
00:01:48
Speaker
And as such, we have pulled on a guest. um Welcome, Evie. So he'll be playing a character in this one shot um that we'll be introducing a little bit.
00:01:58
Speaker
um So um with that being said, we have Evie, Evelyn, and Micah here.
00:02:08
Speaker
So, ah with that, Micah, do you want us to... Oh, wait, no. ah Real quick, this is a canon episode, so everything that happens in this episode will take effect in the future.
00:02:21
Speaker
And I need us to roll for a recap. Evie, you are exempt from this because you do not know what happened last time. So, I need everyone to roll up their V4s. Hold on, how are there Evies on the show?
00:02:37
Speaker
What do you mean? Yes, because her... Your initials? Yeah, her well, her other name is Evie. Yeah. guess it's like a nickname. Okay, was going to say, I haven't heard that one.
00:02:49
Speaker
I know some of your username says Evie, but... Well, she has said every now and again, but we don't call her with that, really. But yeah, we do have two Evies. Okay. Oh, jeez. Alright, grab my dice!
00:03:02
Speaker
Okay, yes. Grab all your d4s, everyone roll a d4 except for Evie, because you can't do a recap. Yeah, I wasn't actually ready. The one thing i forgot to do was grab my dice. Yeah, of course you did.
00:03:13
Speaker
Okay, cool. I have rolled my dice. What did you guys get? I got a four. finishing grabbing my dice. Alright, Evelyn got a four. What did you get?
00:03:26
Speaker
I got a...
00:03:33
Speaker
drum roll. I got one. Ah, okay, I got a three, so I have to do a recap. Um... Yay! Which is unfortunate because I don't remember what happened.
00:03:46
Speaker
Not a whole lot happened last time. Spotify saved me. Congratulations! What did I put in the description? Oh, we had nothing. Uh... Ha!
00:03:57
Speaker
Last time we did Japanese. We haven't uploaded the episode yet. Oh, wait, yeah, we haven't uploaded it. Shit. Um, okay, so... Are you gonna go do it now? Okay.
00:04:09
Speaker
What? No, I'm not gonna upload the episode now. It doesn't release. It's on, like, Saturday. Uh, so... Um, Arc 3, Episode 1. Oh, my God. Okay, so what happened is we,
00:04:24
Speaker
He left Sammy behind at Mr. and Mrs. Pepperoni's place. um
00:04:32
Speaker
Ramsey Gordon, the Licky Tongue, came and basically bought out... ah Not bought out, but provided a free... place up in Volkenberg for Sammy and his parents to escalate their business because their business was getting so good.
00:04:49
Speaker
So with that, Sammy has departed the podcast and after that you guys came home and what the hell did you guys do? You want me to take over? want to see if can get it. Hold on.
00:05:02
Speaker
You guys went home. You guys went to talk to Miss Flameback. But I don't remember what happened in the meantime. You guys talked to Miss Flameback. Oh, the trash place! Jesus!
00:05:14
Speaker
Okay, so you guys went to Miss Flameback's place, and you talked to her, and you guys basically had two options. You guys could go try and pursue Silver of the Espeon, or you could guys could try and go track down the blue orb, which was lost in the trash.
00:05:30
Speaker
Oh, there's something important. What did I miss?
00:05:35
Speaker
There was a new character. Oh, yeah. ah Yeah, you keep for forgetting that that's where Blair showed up. Yeah, Blair showed up. Blair joined just in time to go dig through some trash.
00:05:46
Speaker
So Blair joins the party and you guys head over to the Gale Beach Trash Center where it is run by and a favorite character, Johnny Trash, from our Twitch our push stream series last year.
00:06:00
Speaker
um And he is now running a Gale Beach Trash Company with his son, Joey Trash.
00:06:08
Speaker
So you guys with permission got ah went through the trash dump and searched for the blue orb to no avail. You guys found out however that very recently a mysterious trash cart got robbed by Johnny Trash's company and was last seen heading east towards New Ventus City. So you guys decided to head to New Ventus City and that is where we are taking off.
00:06:34
Speaker
Uh, that
Arrival in New Ventus City
00:06:35
Speaker
is where we left off last episode. Micah, can you pull us up a random move, since that is your job now? Alright, let's cosmic power on in. Alright, we are cosmic powering on in.
00:06:50
Speaker
So, we are actually going to start this episode with you guys arriving in New Ventus City. It is just Hikaru and Blair at the moment. Um, Bruce and Walter both got COVID from the trash heap.
00:07:02
Speaker
And they had their they had to stay back at the Flameback Residence for the day um to recuperate. And they're going to take the the next day's train to Nuventus City. Which I think is kind of funny because Blair is a germaphobe and Hikaru actually dug through trash and put on some trash glasses.
00:07:20
Speaker
Oh yeah, are you still wearing trash glasses, Evelyn? Am Oh, uh, she took off her insomnia scope. Don't worry, she i went I went to sleep. okay Okay, I was trying to see how long you were building up your... your i just think it's funny that both these characters are the ones who did not get sick.
00:07:39
Speaker
Yeah, so both of them got sick from the trash pile. They will join us in the next episode in the next day when they recuperate. So Blair Hikaru have been sent forth to scout up the area for anything pertaining to the trash robbery.
00:07:56
Speaker
All right. So you guys arrive at the Nuventus train station, and it is a very nice train station. Nuventus is a pretty decently sized city with skyscrapers and all sorts of bustling busyness.
00:08:08
Speaker
Um, it is not as big as Valkenburg, but it is a respectable city. So it's like Chicago? Like the Windy City? As I said, driven through Chicago and that's when I moved here to Washington.
00:08:23
Speaker
Um, I didn't stop anywhere, so I don't know Chicago's like. I know it has roads. I drove on them. That's about it.
00:08:33
Speaker
So, maybe? Yeah, I haven't been over in that area at all. Oh, I get it. Jesus Christ. Oh, okay. I'm gonna pull... Okay. it In our chat, she's she posted that new Ventus city. Ventus is like the windy city.
00:08:54
Speaker
God damn it. ah Take an inspiration for that. I don't usually take handout inspiration, it has been an entire arc since I've given out inspiration, and they're all for dad jokes.
00:09:05
Speaker
I'm pretty sure last time we stopped using them too. So now I decided to start using them again. ah yeah. If I can actually remember that they exist. Okay. So with that, you guys enter New Ventus City.
00:09:18
Speaker
You guys see a a nice straight pathway. lead up Left or right, you guys see a street heading down either way. You see lots of buildings on either of side.
00:09:29
Speaker
It is about morning. You guys took the overnight train. Um... What do you guys want to do? Oh man, I have no idea what our character dynamic is like find out Let's see Blair by actually be I'm a real concept for fun. Let me see For open purposes, okay. Well, hold on. What are you doing this role for?
00:09:54
Speaker
Oh, I'm just seeing like how much sleep Blair actually got because this is fresh off of seeing... Well, everything that happened in the previous day, including like watching her library get like absolutely ravaged.
00:10:08
Speaker
So I'm trying to it how... Huh? Roll a D8 or... Oh, I was rolling a concept just to see how much sleep she actually got, if she actually slept at all. Oh, I was like number of hours.
00:10:21
Speaker
Oh, yeah. I guess I could do that.
00:10:26
Speaker
Okay, she actually got decent sleep. She got six hours of sleep. So yeah, she was she was up for bits of the night probably wandering around but uh eventually got some sleep.
00:10:36
Speaker
So she's like like maybe like a little sleep deprived. was gonna say that's not what I've considered a great sleep. I usually get eight to ten hours of sleep regularly. Any last night fucking have dead last night. I don't know why I need so much sleep either.
00:10:48
Speaker
Oh boy, I'm gonna roll a d12. A d12? What for her? I mean, Blair typically gets up early anyway. got... 11 hours of sleep.
00:11:01
Speaker
Okay. The train ride was only 10 hours long. Yeah. Okay, well, i mean she overslept. Yeah, she couldn't sleep much ah the previous night, so so she slept on the train.
00:11:15
Speaker
Yeah, you guys we got that. Wait, that actually makes sense because you had the insomnia scope on. So as soon as you took them off, you'll have a wave of tiredness fall over you. Yeah. Well, yeah, but yeah, but you also know how tired she is like mentally.
00:11:30
Speaker
Yeah, the girl's got to get some rest. So, um, oh, uh, Blair, specifically your GBA starts dinging. You're getting a
Morning Coffee Ritual at Sawsbuck's
00:11:41
Speaker
notification.
00:11:43
Speaker
All right. I think she hesitantly, like, goes to, like, slam like she does with her alarm clocks. But then says, oh, wait, this is a phone. I probably shouldn't do that. And, uh, like, like, looks at it, like, see what the notification is.
00:11:56
Speaker
It is a notification specifically to you. It's a text message from Flameback, Miss Flameback. And it says, I have found a suitable replacement for your library.
00:12:07
Speaker
And it shows a picture of a Feebas. It is front door fish.
00:12:12
Speaker
Can roll history to see, like, because he was already in Valkenburg, right? Can roll to see if she already knows this guy? Uh, sure. Go ahead and roll me a, uh, go ahead and roll me history. Yeah, just smart. Alright, yeah, smart. Where's my smart stat? There it is.
00:12:28
Speaker
Uh, 13. Okay, you know Front Door Fish. He works at the grocery store. He works at the hospital. He works at the fire department. You want me to name some more? think you should just text back, isn't this the guy that already has 13 different jobs?
00:12:43
Speaker
She replies back, 26. So you got 13. Are you sure he should be taking another job if he already has this many? ah She replies back, 27, with an asterisk mark.
00:12:56
Speaker
I don't have a much of a say in this now, do I? nope
00:13:02
Speaker
um but I feel like I was i should have more... i feel like I should have more control over my own library, but okay then. yeah, Miss Pointback just texted Mike, like, you alright with this?
00:13:15
Speaker
Uh, I mean, are there any other candidates? Just in case? She sends you a picture of a Charmander and a... and a Ponysaw.
00:13:25
Speaker
How is, uh... Oh, no. Uh...
00:13:29
Speaker
oh no ah How is a... Well, a fire Pokemon could keep all the candles lit. Yeah, but and also a wooden man it's also a wooden library.
00:13:42
Speaker
or at least most of it is wooden. You know what's in libraries, right? But yeah, it's if it's not the library itself that's made out wood, it's the books themselves. are ah They're all flammable.
00:13:55
Speaker
Right, they're made out of wood too. Yes, Yeah, some of our history books are sold that they're made on wood and paper alone. Okay. yeah she text Yeah, she texts back, these are your three options.
00:14:10
Speaker
You know, front doorfish should be fine. Alright, she sends you a thumbs up. As long as I can check in every once in a while. She sends you another thumbs up. Alright, that'll do it. Okay.
00:14:21
Speaker
Yeah, like, look at the other two, she immediately got like like ah like a headache, like her dangerous sense went off. Like, yeah, I don't think this is a good idea. Okay. So, with that, um, which way down the street are you guys going? Or do you guys have a specific purpose in mind? Um...
00:14:38
Speaker
Who was that? What? i was checking my phone, I got a notification from somebody, I forgot YouTube Shorts was open. That's funny. Me to tame a horse?
00:14:53
Speaker
Gotta take that ponytail somehow. okay all alright. What are you guys doing now that you are in New Ventus City? Uh... Blaira, I think, is... Wait, hang on. Is Hikara doing anything currently?
00:15:11
Speaker
Um... She's just sitting pretty, I guess. Okay. I mean... What are... Like, i What are we even doing? she's It's like she just got up and walked out the train with you.
00:15:25
Speaker
yeah Yeah, Blair's been for the past few hours. Yep. So, yeah yeah you guys are attempting to find the trash bandits. Whatever you guys want to do, you guys can do.
00:15:39
Speaker
I feel so refreshed after 11 hours of sleep. On a 10-hour train ride. Yeah, i feel i feel so I feel so excited like a like an Electron.
00:15:56
Speaker
I feel like what happened is she tried to get her her glasses off like on the walk tour the to the train station, like slumped over asleep, and then Blair just ended up carrying her the rest of the way.
00:16:08
Speaker
no. That's why like she had the extra hour of sleep.
00:16:14
Speaker
The dad where she got so much good sleep, she managed to compress time itself. I don't know, you tell me. Press time itself? Anywho. time Time and space are breaking because of the legendaries, so.
00:16:27
Speaker
Yeah. Yeah. very well yeah Blair probably went to go get herself like a cup of coffee at a bakery somewhere. Real quick. She went to the local... um but What's it called?
00:16:38
Speaker
um Coffee shop? No, it's not the coffee shop. There's a name I had for it. ah Star Sawsbuck's coffee.
00:16:49
Speaker
Sawsbuck's, yes. okay but saw bugs It's a chain. Are we bringing back Sawsbuck? Yeah. I mean, it could be a chain. Yeah, because Sawsbuck's coffee is where Joe Fuck was located.
00:17:02
Speaker
i was going to say, did Joe Fuck come back? Well, no, this is a different location, so Joe Fuck's in Bülkenberg. It is. yeah Okay, so you guys are going to Sawsbuck's.
00:17:15
Speaker
Yeah, this is his ah this is his mom, motherfucker. I love that. Oh my god. Is she magic heart? You
Diagnosing Nickit's Gibberish-itis
00:17:27
Speaker
guys enter the sauce box coffee, and inside you guys see a Hitmonchan manning the barista desk.
00:17:34
Speaker
Okay. Alright. Hitmonchan's the one with the punchy hands, right? Yes. Okay. Hitmon Lee is the legs and then Hitmon top is the guy that spins like a Beyblade.
00:17:47
Speaker
Yeah, that makes sense based on their names. Okay, so there's a Hitmon Chan. um Manning the desk, there are many guests milling about. Or not milling about, they're sitting at tables. And the smell of coffee and fresh coffee beans arominates, is that a word?
00:18:02
Speaker
Arominates the air. Is in the air, you know what I'm saying. It smells good. Okay. Fills the air. Do we want to like use made up Pokemon names for the coffee types or just... No, I'm just gonna say just grab a coffee. This is not part of the story.
00:18:21
Speaker
Yeah, okay. Blimey would probably just ask for this is a cappuccino and then just call it good. Just one coffee? i She turns to Hikaru asks if she wants anything.
00:18:34
Speaker
Oh, okay. okay Oh, yeah. Yeah, I'll definitely, uh, let me see, let me, uh, let me get a Oh, you know what would be good?
00:18:45
Speaker
what would be good right now is a, like a, um, mocha latte? don't know you do that, it's got like chocolate and coffee in it.
00:18:59
Speaker
Yeah, okay. I need you guys to go first, I need, uh, Blair's the one going up to the stand, right? Yeah. i mean, Blayde doesn't have- Blayde doesn't have much, but like, she's paying for her coffee. chip She makes her coffee at home, but uh, yeah, well, she doesn't got that right now.
00:19:13
Speaker
Perception, you said? Yeah, that's beauty. Okay. You need me roll this as well? Only if you're going up to the yeah desk. Click counter. I'm gonna go up. Hikaru's so excited because she you know shes she's been so tired for the last few for the last few days, the last few episodes, that she likes finally she gets a chance to like caffeinate herself.
00:19:35
Speaker
I rolled an 11, by the way. yeah Nat 1. Alright, you guys didn't anything. So you guys go up to the barista, and he's like, what can I get for you guys today?
00:19:50
Speaker
I think we just... Oh, sorry. Go ahead. No, no, no. You order first, Blair. ah Okay. I'll just get a cappuccino. car Caramel cappuccino, if you don't mind.
00:20:03
Speaker
Alright. He slides one over to you. yeah
00:20:07
Speaker
And he wants to actually pay for these? odd well's Well, it isn't character. Pay five poke per piece. Okay. Okay. Not in character. It's in canon. So, yeah. yeah if it was If it wasn't canon, I wouldn't bother. But, yeah.
00:20:21
Speaker
Yeah. Blair will, like, slip him 10. hope that sounds awfully cheap. Yeah. Blair will slip him 10 since both of them are drinking. All right. Thank you, man. All right. What about you?
00:20:32
Speaker
And he looks like Hikaru. Oh, um... Oh, sorry, I lost focus for sec. Um, could I get a... Could I get, like, a mocha latte with with a little spritz of caramel?
00:20:46
Speaker
Alright. He, uh, makes a mocha latte real quick, and you see he puts more than just a little caramel in there. And he hands it to you. Alright. Itadakimasu!
00:20:58
Speaker
And he's looking at you expectantly. I already paid for the drink. Oh, you paid for both of them? Yeah, that's what was saying. Oh, I thought you were tipping him. Yeah, I thought you were tipping him, too. Alright, in that case, yes. guess I can... No, no, no. Hikaru thinks she's tipping him.
00:21:15
Speaker
I know what you said.
00:21:19
Speaker
Okay, like so. I already got us covered. It's okay. Oh, thank you. You're too kind. Well, if we're gonna be traveling together now, I may as well might as well try to take care of one another.
00:21:32
Speaker
Okay, as you guys are drinking coffee, I want you guys to add plus one to your initiative modifiers for the rest of this episode. Yippee! Caffeinated. Oh, where do we do that? So, plus one to d-speed.
00:21:46
Speaker
Oh, like temp bonus plus one? Yes, yeah, temp bonus plus one. o Caffeination! Yep. Nice!
00:21:58
Speaker
I got a speed boost! It's gonna be... My Electro Ball's gonna be even better! I'm gonna be... I'm gonna be the greatest... Ooh.
00:22:11
Speaker
I'm gonna be the world's greatest Pokemon Idol! And with that, I want you guys to roll another Perception. all Alright. I think Blaise is a little slow right now because she's like... I think she's one of those people just like really kind Really just kind of slow until they get their coffee.
00:22:27
Speaker
Not necessarily grumpy, just like... and Give me a few minutes. I need to wake up first.
00:22:35
Speaker
Okay. Perception, you said. So that's a 14. Okay. Evelyn? Got a 21. Oh, 21. Okay. So, um, both of... ah First, I'm going to get to Evelyn.
00:22:49
Speaker
Evelyn, you notice a name tag on the desk and it says Jackie Shit. What? Jackie Shit? Yes, I'm continuing the trend from the other sauce box.
00:23:00
Speaker
Oh no, is that like JS? JavaScript. The other thing you guys hear is you hear a loud howling coming from the house across the sauce box.
00:23:14
Speaker
I just hear a bunch of screaming for some reason and you see an Eevee and a Nickit standing out on the porch of a house.
00:23:23
Speaker
Oh my gosh. we should It's too early for this right now. Well, specifically you see the Nickit is screaming. Eevee is not screaming.
00:23:34
Speaker
Okay. i hope so' always I hope they're okay. I think we should take them out and make sure they're okay.
00:23:45
Speaker
I think Blair kind of just raises our hands ah her to her head and kind of rubs ah she She rubs her eyes a bit.
00:23:58
Speaker
the Like the bridge of her nose. I don't know what that ah the hand face size is actually called. But she does that look like a... Okay, she just rubs her temples.
00:24:12
Speaker
like Yeah, okay. It's early for this, but sure. Yeah. Okay. Yeah. Yeah. Let's see if we can help them out.
00:24:23
Speaker
All right. that she sis up She sips her cappuccino. Okay. Yeah. Finish your drink. Let me finish my drink too. Glug, glug, glug. Finishes it. Yep.
00:24:34
Speaker
She slips down. Oh man, hope there's enough. I hope there's public bathrooms in the city. She points to the one that was in the sauce box. ah Just oh yeah, you're right. Just just just pop it at any sauce box and I guess they'll let you use their toilets i mean there's I Assume there's simply public restrooms in like a public establishment Yeah, but you gotta pay first before you can She pulls over still says public restroom I also will say you guys just paid for stuff. So yeah,
00:25:12
Speaker
Ah, it's okay, we can come back here later if we need to. Yeah, okay. Blair finishes up, slipper down her cappuccino, drops them the trash can, and walks out the door towards the screaming.
00:25:27
Speaker
Alright, yeah, we we head over. Okay, as you guys head over to the porch where all the screaming is happening, you can see you can see an Eevee trying to calm down a niggit. Eevee, this is your character. Who would have guessed? Why don't you introduce who your character is?
00:25:47
Speaker
Eevee? Sorry, something stuck in my throat. um You are. What?
00:25:56
Speaker
Were you not listening? No, i I was, but ah I needed a drink of water, so that sidetracked me. Go ahead and give the audience a description of who your character is that you're playing, and why there is a screaming nicket in front of you. Or rather, a yelling nicket, I guess.
00:26:15
Speaker
Okay. So, why don't you introduce who your character is, and why there is a nicket in front of you yelling gibberish. Are they yelling specifically the word gibberish or they yelling con gibberish?
00:26:27
Speaker
No, they're just babbling gibberish really loudly. can't get the notification. because No, it's like they're saying their name, but it's just the word gibberish in different ways. No, no, no. no their name is gibberish and they're speaking in many different languages.
00:26:42
Speaker
Uh. Geez. No, no, they're just they're just yapping gibberish really loudly.
00:26:52
Speaker
Alright.
00:26:58
Speaker
So I am playing an Eevee named Nyx, and I am currently visiting my friend Yelvis, who I don't know why it is shouting a bunch of gibberish at me.
00:27:11
Speaker
So, trying to calm them down so I can figure out what's happening. Okay. And... And with that, the crew is up there on the porch with you guys, I'm assuming?
00:27:27
Speaker
I guess we are. are we like Are we just standing in front of the porch? Is it a house? I'm sure Nyx notices you guys at this point, so...
00:27:39
Speaker
So, up to you guys. What are you guys doing? Roleplay. Okay. right Are we just going to the like So, are they on a house? Yeah, they're and they're at the front of a house on a porch.
00:27:51
Speaker
okay um Okay. So, we're standing we're standing just in front of the steps to the porch, I guess? Pretty much. you guys are on the sidewalk. So, it's sure.
00:28:05
Speaker
Something... Is something going on with those two, Blair?
00:28:13
Speaker
I... That Nick is... I mean, whatever they're doing is starting to hurt my head. But, um yes, I think if I and just understand what that is, could Blair actually roll a medicine check?
00:28:30
Speaker
ah Sure, go for it. Because I'm sure like, she was a library, she might have seen this in like a medicine book or a doctor's book once twice. Sure, want all three of you guys to roll medicine.
00:28:43
Speaker
So I believe that is smart.
00:28:46
Speaker
I believe it's beauty. It is beauty. Yes, it's beauty. I always feel like it should be smart, but for some reason it isn't. So Eevee, you're going to roll a d20 add your beauty modifier, which is the number six. I got six.
00:29:01
Speaker
Alright, so 6 plus your beauty? No, a 4 plus beauty. Ah, 4 plus 2 is 6. Okay, what do you what ah about the others? I got a 5. I got myself a natural 20.
00:29:14
Speaker
Okay, Blair, you've seen this in your textbooks. You recognize this as gibberish-itis. Just
00:29:22
Speaker
It is a sickness um that it is very rare, but it can only be cured with the medicine. ah The special medicine. TM, I guess. don't know. Are talking about the one from HeartGold? Are you talking about the one from Gen 2 for the Ampharos?
00:29:40
Speaker
I have no idea what you're talking about. I've never played HeartGold SoulSilver. Ow! Fucking shit. Sorry, i I hit my wall. Uh... I remember that's what you needed for, um... I forgot her word name is, but... The amphoras in the lighthouse.
00:29:59
Speaker
I don't know what you're talking about. I just made this up on the fly, That's what a special medicine is for them. It's a special medicine. and That's what I'm gonna call it. Insert medical term of medicine here.
00:30:12
Speaker
Okay.
00:30:15
Speaker
Okay. let me Let me take a look. Um... From understanding it visually alone, i think that is just gibberish-itis.
00:30:28
Speaker
It's kind of a funny term, but it's a rare disease that, well, you can see what happens when they act this way.
00:30:39
Speaker
This is what follows, and it can't really be understood as a result. Huh, well sometimes I feel like I can't speak, but it's not never that extreme.
00:30:55
Speaker
um Definitely, we should definitely help them. Yeah, since this is not normal, this could use, for the medical treatments, you do need a special type of medicine for it.
00:31:09
Speaker
So
Quest for Medicine Ingredients
00:31:10
Speaker
maybe they know that or they don't, I guess we'll have to see.
00:31:15
Speaker
Oh, what kind of medicine? Is it?
00:31:20
Speaker
It is a... i don't know, just make something up on the fly. It's a special type of powder. yeah it's it's It's specifically a white powder.
00:31:37
Speaker
It's a special type white powder that you will typically mix into a liquid, typically water in most cases. that after roughly an hour should fade away the sickness.
00:31:56
Speaker
And after four hours? After an hour. After an hour, yeah, i know. I heard what you said. Yeah. I think Blares was like, re-clarifying. Yeah.
00:32:09
Speaker
Mm-hmm. Alright. It doesn't seem that they have it, though, or at least don't know about it, so... We should probably offer our help.
00:32:19
Speaker
Mm-hmm.
00:32:22
Speaker
Yeah. And... With that, Blair would try to approach. Uh... um... Is your friend okay? I understand what this may be, if you don't know what it is.
00:32:38
Speaker
I just... She would say to Nyx. Yeah, uh... I don't know. I just showed up and then they just started talking like this and I don't know what caused it and I've just been trying to calm them down because they won't stop yelling at me.
00:32:53
Speaker
And I've been getting weird looks all day. yeah why are they yelling? That's, I mean, you know, Blair told me it was, it looked like some sort of what would What did she call it? um Gybrishitis? Gybrishitis. Yes, gybrishitis.
00:33:10
Speaker
um Yeah, that so not it's probably not personal. Evie. Well, I would hope it's not because and I didn't do anything specifically to offend them.
00:33:22
Speaker
No, this is... and The way it's transmitted is a bit up in the air, but this is typically a result of the sickness.
00:33:38
Speaker
It is at this point a... What's the evolve form of Nickit called? Hold on one second. ah Uh... Thievul. Thievul, okay.
00:33:49
Speaker
A thief comes out of the house, and you see it is, um, it is Ilvis' mother, and she's like, uh, oh, hey, Nix, have you, uh, guided to calm down at all? I've been trying. I really have, but I don't think I've had any luck.
00:34:05
Speaker
Okay, you should probably go visit the herbalist, then. There's one on X Street. Um, I don't know. Uh, she can probably sort you guys out if you guys will go visit her.
00:34:18
Speaker
ah Okay. I'm gonna say you know where the herbalist is. It is herbalist Gerolod. Gerolod. Gerolod. What the fuck? I had a name for her. ah Egg Street.
00:34:31
Speaker
ah Her name is Gerolod. Sure.
00:34:38
Speaker
don't know.
00:34:42
Speaker
Anyway. Gerolod. Anyway, she is the herbalist with the medicine.
00:34:48
Speaker
Alright. Evie, you know her as a um an old, wrinkly, bellawesome who's very wise but also very weird.
00:35:01
Speaker
like a witch doctor? ah Pretty much, sure. Yeah, we'll go with that. like I'm thinking more like a bayou witch, but yeah. Yeah. Your typical witch doctor what I'm thinking of. A tribalist doctor.
00:35:16
Speaker
I'm thinking more of a doctor witch rather than a witch doctor. Okay. Okay.
00:35:25
Speaker
Anyway, that's the information you guys have, so. Yeah. So do we... Is that information? Do we have that information? Well, you guys just guys heard... You guys heard Elvis' mother say that, so yeah.
00:35:39
Speaker
Oh, okay. Oh, yeah, yeah. Evie got it. That is what I based it off of. It's Mama Odie from... ah Is it the Princess Frog? What is that called? Yes.
00:35:52
Speaker
Oh, yeah. Uh, Blair, maybe we should go get that medicine the that the, uh, the Nickit needs. Um... Yes, so that would be... Oh, um, is Ilvis a he or a she?
00:36:10
Speaker
Or they? It's a he. Oh, she. Sorry. She. She, okay. Yeah. We should get the medicine she needs. That, yes, that would actually be pretty... That would be nice, so at least that way she can quiet down a little bit.
00:36:27
Speaker
I agree. Yeah. Do we know how to get to... Do we know how to get to her place? Oh, one of you three does.
00:36:39
Speaker
I mean, the Thievul did say, like, Blair and Hickard did hear that, right? Sure. ah But I'm saying that Evie knows of this herbalist, having lived in New Ventus City, so.
00:36:51
Speaker
Like, X Street and what Cross Street? Well, X Street, I was saying, like, x as in, I don't feel like giving the street a name. kind of what we gave it We gave her the name to be a certain shaggy. It could totally be X Street, though, like, you know, Street, L Street. It's only x it's on the intersection of X and Y Street. You have to solve for X.
00:37:09
Speaker
Okay. well Why do I have to do calculus now? Y equals 32, by the way. Solve for X. Uh, okay. Uh, minus Y from both sides, which is 32, so X is negative 32. There you go.
00:37:23
Speaker
You guys gotta go to negative 32th street. Negative street? Negative 32nd street we go. Yeah, there you Hmm. negative thirty second straight we go yeah there we go yeah Alright. So the intersection of X Street and negative 32nd Street.
00:37:38
Speaker
Yep. Alright. Alright. This is such an interesting street grid. Yep. 32th Street. Oh, shut up. just Yeah, negative tooth, like, teeth street.
00:37:51
Speaker
Yeah. I called it 32th Street. Okay. How dare you. So, hearing that conversation between Nyx and the Thievul, Bley would say, i then assume you know where the herbalist is?
00:38:12
Speaker
I know like the general area of where it would be, yeah.
00:38:19
Speaker
Well, let's try to get moving so we can help her.
00:38:24
Speaker
Well, where are we? How are we gonna... Do we know how to navigate there? Yeah, what street are we on? You guys are on W Street. W... we're on W Street... and what?
00:38:37
Speaker
Um, uh, Z. lucky I don't know! Wait, so we're on W Street, then X Street is right next door. Yes, but it's on the intersection. 59th Street.
00:38:50
Speaker
Yes, but X Street is also nicknamed Street, so... Oh, jeez. That was great. You gotta to go to the other side of X Street, which is also called 32th Street.
00:39:03
Speaker
Oh, boy. Mm-hmm.
00:39:06
Speaker
Alright, well... Alright, well lead the way... Do you have map at least? Nix, if you can. Alright. If you can. So, like go for it. I'm saying of care, though. I don't think Blay would sound that like that. Alright, let's see if... don't think she'd be that careless.
00:39:23
Speaker
Let's see if I can remember these streets now that I've been confused by them. Okay, so which street are you going to? What's the intersection? Uh... and 32th, thought.
00:39:35
Speaker
Mmm, nope X and 32th at the same street. No wait, no X and Y we're going to X and Y X and There you go. You go to negative 32th and Y and at the corner is a little shop called What did I call her? Jerilod? Jerilod? Jerilod?
00:39:54
Speaker
Mama Jerilod's magical maladies Write that down. It's not very funny reference, I swear
00:40:05
Speaker
Alright, so you guys get there and it's a- oh you actually got it. Mama Gerlach's magical something or other. There you go. ah It's a shop that has a lot of potions and leaves and stuff and plants and all kinds of natural remedies sitting in the shop front window.
00:40:25
Speaker
As you guys enter, You, uh, the entry bell rings. Uh, little doorbell rings. Not a doorbell, the bell that's on a door. What are those things called? The entryway doorbells? Entrybells? You know what I'm talking about.
00:40:40
Speaker
Sure, door chime. Door chimes. Sure. We'll go with that. a Door chimes. The door chime chimes. And... Christ. You guys see Mama Gerilod standing at the counter.
00:40:55
Speaker
And she looks over at you guys and you see indeed a wrinkly blossom. She is of clearly very old. She has her red flower on on the top head is white with age.
00:41:08
Speaker
And she looks at you and she's like, my name, my children, what can I do for you today? oh hi. Are you Mama Gerilod? Indeed, yes, that is me. I am Mama Gerilod.
00:41:21
Speaker
Well, uh, good to meet you. Um, we have a friend who needs some help, who needs some medicine. Ooh, and what kind of medicine do you require?
00:41:35
Speaker
I forget what it's called. Blair? Uh...
00:41:40
Speaker
It is called the white powder that should be used for gibberish-itis. Ah yes, I do indeed have some white powder that should be used for gibberish-itis. It's here in the back.
00:41:52
Speaker
And you see she goes into the back and rummages around for a minute and she comes back she's like, actually I don't have any more apparently. ah However, I could be persuaded to make some more if I have the right ingredients.
00:42:07
Speaker
I mean, isn't that her entire job, though? Why should we have to persuade her to do her job? Well, she doesn't have the materials to make it, so she can't make it. Why are persuading her to get them, then? Because that's also her job. Okay, go ahead and roll persuasion against her... What?
00:42:23
Speaker
Anti-persuasion? That's just her logic, though. right, I'm having her roll a logic roll. She's got a... I've got a Q plus one.
00:42:34
Speaker
All right, I got 19. Go for it. Uh, Blair has a zero. Okay, I'll roll. Yeah, she rolled a 19. Hikaru got a six.
00:42:46
Speaker
Okay. Nyx got a 17. Uh, I mean, if we really want her to roll, I guess we're all- Are we all rolling, then? yeah Sure. guess. i also got six.
00:42:58
Speaker
Damn. Yeah, she got a 19. So, she, uh, she's like, I need the powder. the The powder that comes from the daydream plant. that grows only on the top of Mount Kragle Spire, and she points out the window and a lightning bolt cracks on the top of a mountain in the distance.
00:43:16
Speaker
What you supposed to get flashbacks to the Christmas episode? It is not made of wood, it is made of rock. You never know, it can be painted! so she looks at you and is like, one flower from the plants of the daydream, and it can cure any disease, ailment, or sickness.
00:43:36
Speaker
All you must do is climb to the top of Mount Kragle Spire. that one. And pass through the cave of... What's a synonym for wonder? Um...
00:43:48
Speaker
Fun! The cave of fun! That sounds menacing! What kind of fun are we having? a cave miracles.
00:44:01
Speaker
It was a cave of- Miraculous. Yes.
00:44:09
Speaker
What do people do in the cave of fun? Oh, don't you worry, sweetie! You see... a
00:44:22
Speaker
mommy blossom and diable blossom love each other very much! Okay, okay. Oh, Sure. so that's what's so of wait so pollen but sure They had to rename this homo of love to make it more child friendly.
00:44:41
Speaker
Yes.
00:44:45
Speaker
Okay. So, she's, uh, yeah, she says, you must enter cave of fun. and It's not very fun, by the way. I've been there myself.
00:44:56
Speaker
You must climb into the- Why'd they name that? Fuck if I know. I'm not the cave neighbor.
00:45:05
Speaker
And only once you climb to the top of Mount Kraglespire can you obtain the illustrious Daydream Flower. The miracle flower that could cure any ailment. Hmm, could we bring some back here so you can grow them?
00:45:18
Speaker
Uh, sure, that'd be nice. Hmm. Alright.
00:45:26
Speaker
Alright. Ugh, this is- I get- Sorry, go ahead. Uh, well, Blair, what do you want to do? Well, I don't want to sit by and watch his naked suffer, so I guess we only really have the one option. Plus, on the way there we could scup out more of the area since we have to for the others.
00:45:50
Speaker
Make sure can... Well, we we can still see in the meantime if we find anything leading back towards the the Strauss card napping.
00:46:01
Speaker
Oh, the trash car. The trash napping. Yeah, Oh, I meant like sleeping. I gotcha. o yeah Oh, trash car... robbery. like right Yeah, like kidnapping. Yeah, the rap robbery.
00:46:14
Speaker
Yeah, that's what I Yeah, the ra-bery. I like the ra-bery. The ra-bery! The ra-bery! You gotta get them ra-bers! I was gonna ask you, how does a cart sleep? What?
00:46:26
Speaker
How does a cart sleep? Isn't it you guys know what to do? I meant napping like a kid napping. Yeah, but... Yeah, look at like a child napping. Like a child sleeping. Yeah. We're moving on. Okay, so.
00:46:39
Speaker
um The, the, the, the, the... Mama, not Odie, Mama... Mama Gerald. Mama Gerald. Mama Gerald.
00:46:50
Speaker
um Mama Gerald gives you directions to the Cave of Fun. She hands you hand-drawn map on a napkin. And she yeah waves you goodbye. She says, have fun, sweeties.
00:47:06
Speaker
Blair just brings up on her GPA. Brings up the map on her GPA. Okay.
00:47:13
Speaker
We'll do our best.
00:47:16
Speaker
Yeah, Blaze also waves goodbye as they head out. Thank you. So is Nyx coming with us?
00:47:28
Speaker
I assume as much. Am I? No, just you him ba just to leave him behind. That's it for the episode. Alright. Well, thanks for having me. I'll listen to it when it comes out.
00:47:40
Speaker
Alright, see yeah
00:47:44
Speaker
Alright, let's get going. Also, are we leaving the Nickit back at the house, or is Nickit coming with us? Oh, no, the Nick is back at the house.
00:47:54
Speaker
Okay. The Nick is living with her parents. I didn't remember what we did with her. or I also forgot her name. Yilvis. There we go. Yes. Yeah, Yilvis. Alright.
00:48:04
Speaker
Okay. So there's three of us. There's ah there's me, there's Nix the Eevee, there's Blair the Absol. um Yeah, I think we'll, you know, but we'll be a good team. We can help find that medicine flower together.
00:48:24
Speaker
I think we should be fine. Yeah. Yeah, she kind of like looks up to the mountain with a worrying worry and look and yeah I know that episode was non-canon, but it's like, it's canon in my mind.
00:48:39
Speaker
It's head canon. Yeah, Blair always has flashbacks to random one shots that never happened. Definitely happened. Yeah, alternate reality of flashbacks. What fuck was that?
00:48:50
Speaker
you guys hear that? Hear what? no No. Hold on one second. My cat is... to beat car My cat is triggering my propane alarm. God damn it. Uh oh.
00:49:03
Speaker
Commercial break! No, yeah that's fine. but so i i So I live in a camper, right? My camper is... All of mine heating and everything is propane powered. So I have this ah little... um In the bottom corner, I have a propane detector.
00:49:18
Speaker
And he just turned it on to test mode, I think is what it was. ah And I just heard it go, eatep eep, eep, eep. I was like, what the fuck? Yeah, looked down, there's just the LED on on it.
00:49:30
Speaker
No, you're just schizophrenic. Well, I didn't turn the alarm off. I turned it off with test mode. Okay. Do we want to cut that, by the way? Nah, it's fine.
00:49:42
Speaker
It's an interesting little tidbit. Tupelo's trying to catch my fucking camper on fire. Alright, let's keep it rolling. Maybe we make some small talk on the way to the place.
00:49:53
Speaker
Yeah, so you guys having a fun discussion about propane on the way to the mountain. And after a
Mystery Dungeon Exploration
00:49:59
Speaker
few hours, you guys eventually roll up to a large mouth cave. It is very dark inside, and you see a big sign that says the tunnel of love, and it's all scratched out. And there's another sign next to it that says the cave of fun that's not scratched out.
00:50:16
Speaker
Uh-huh. Had make a child from this somehow. oh my gosh. I don't even know at this point. This is all weird. This is really really weird. It's called improvisation.
00:50:30
Speaker
Yeah. Alright. Definitely looks like a lot of fun.
00:50:39
Speaker
Oh, yeah. Guys, ready to have some fun?
00:50:43
Speaker
Uh, sure. as long as we don't, as long as it's too dangerous.
00:50:51
Speaker
Okay. Nyx full sprint runs in. No, I'm kidding. oh Okay! I'm ready for some fun. How old it is, uh, is Nyx?
00:51:03
Speaker
I hate being asked this question for every single time that I have been asked. Oh, okay. Well, if you want it to be unnamed, that's fine. Unnamed. Unnamed. Okay, you are an unnamed age.
00:51:15
Speaker
Uh, so. Cause, yeah, Blair's 19, think Hikaru's 18. Yeah. yeah Or no, I'd say 7 at the least. okay You guys all turned 18 at the beginning of the show, so you guys are like 18 or like 2 weeks old.
00:51:29
Speaker
Cause, like, yeah, Sean said like 15 days passed, right? um Just about. and I don't know. I wasn't there. don't know. So, um, you guys entering the cave?
00:51:41
Speaker
for what It sounds like we're going in. Full sprint. All right. Full sprint inside. so it is time. You know what time it is? Uh, it's time for everyone's favorite minigame!
00:51:55
Speaker
it with me, everyone! roll of that die What? a desync on that. Oh, come Nope.
00:52:06
Speaker
Okay, so this is going to be a D6 dungeon. Now, Eevee, I know you've never done, uh, you're not very familiar with the system, you've never done mystery dungeons. I have generated a mystery dungeon with enemies...
00:52:20
Speaker
Items and stuff. So, um, you guys are each going to take turns rolling dice. In this case, it is a D6 dungeon based on its size. so You guys are going- I'm going to describe the dungeon to you, and you've played Mr. Dungeon Games before, right?
00:52:36
Speaker
Evie? No. Oh, great! Okay, um... So you are in a a dungeon. It is a tile-based system. you got I'm going to describe the dungeon to you, and you guys will each take turns rolling a dice to move the group to that number of steps.
00:52:54
Speaker
Oh, wait. Maybe I played something like this. Never mind. I've at least heard of it. Okay. Sorry. every time Every time the group lands on a space, I roll a dice to see what happens on that space.
00:53:05
Speaker
Sometimes nothing will happen. Sometimes you'll find an item. Sometimes you'll step on a geodude. Who knows? So... Um, with that, who wants to roll the first d6? Oh, gosh. I feel like our guest honor should... I was gonna say, maybe our guest of honor should do it.
00:53:21
Speaker
Alright, I'll roll first. Okay, go ahead and give me a d6. A five. Okay, so first of all, let me explain what you guys see. You guys enter a five by five room, um, and you see something glittering on the other side of the room next to the doorway into a hallway.
00:53:39
Speaker
And you said you rolled a five? Yes. Um... If you, so directly in front of you is the doorway to a hallway. One space to the right of the door is an item.
00:53:50
Speaker
You can move five spaces to just, uh, six spaces will get you into the doorway. Five spaces will get you directly next to the item. So what do you guys want to do?
00:54:01
Speaker
Just moving towards the hallway? it's ah It's his thing. It's for all of you guys to discuss. so I think we should go get the item. I think so. Yeah, let's just get next to the item.
00:54:13
Speaker
Alright, you guys move five steps forward and we're one spot spot away from an item. And you guys get... ah You guys find 55 sitting on the ground from where you landed.
00:54:26
Speaker
So each of you guys add 55. I'm not doing the math. I split it up, so everyone take 55. Okay. Okay. okay
00:54:36
Speaker
Alright. Alright, who's rolling the d6 next? Uh... Real I2, Evelynn? Um... Yeah, sure. Um... Okay. Chewing something.
00:54:47
Speaker
In that case, the turn order is decided. It'll go Eevee, Evelynn, and then Micah. And repeat from there. Eevee and then other Eevee. Okay. Yeah. Alright, it's Eevee, Eevee, Micah.
00:55:00
Speaker
Yep. Oh, gosh. I got a five. Okay, so these the item is one space to your right. The doorway is one space in front of you. I'm gonna go right.
00:55:12
Speaker
Alright, you go right one space using a one turn of movement. You pick up a mega donut. A mega donut? Okay. Hold up, wait a minute. The description for this is anyone who eats this donut instead of gains 50 XP points.
00:55:26
Speaker
Okay. Okay, so should which of us should take it um I mean, you could take it because you did get it. Alright, I'll take it. Or at least hold on to it.
00:55:48
Speaker
Okay. So, alright, you have four spaces left. Two spaces will get into the hallway. o Okay, so next um so next car we're going to go back to the doorway and then two steps into the hallway.
00:56:05
Speaker
Okay, so that's one, two, three, four. You can take three steps into the hallway. Three. Okay, never mind. Five, then. Three steps into the hallway. Yeah, you rolled a five already. Right, right, right.
00:56:18
Speaker
Yeah, so. I rolled an eleven, so you get find even more poke, I guess. Everyone add twenty-three poke to your character sheets. Twenty-three, okay. Yeah, I rolled a thirteen, then a twelve.
00:56:35
Speaker
Okay, at the end of the hallway, you can see you you can see the end of the hallway pretty close in front of you, and you see a and room that's slightly larger than the one you have. Or slightly larger than the one you guys were just in.
00:56:52
Speaker
Okay, I think it's Blair's turn roll. Yep. It is Mike's turn to roll d six
00:56:59
Speaker
That's fives across the board! Jesus. Okay, you take two, three steps and you enter the big room. To your left, you see a ah doorway leading into another hallway, and straight ahead of you also see a doorway leading into another room.
00:57:15
Speaker
Any items around? okay Uh, yes. You... no. Nope. Nope. Nope. No items. Uh, I will say, because this is a split path, I will give you the option to roll investigation to figure out which one is the better path to take.
00:57:33
Speaker
You bet. Just so this doesn't take million years, because depending on which path you take, you could end up going the circles, or you could end up taking a super long route. Okay.
00:57:45
Speaker
I roll investigation, got myself a 16. No, I forgot my smart modifier, so that'd be 18. Okay. Okay. you look You see forward, will is the tunnel seems darker, and from that you can infer that there is it is much further away from entrance. So if you turn to the left, it is closer to the exit.
00:58:04
Speaker
Okay. Guess we're going left then? Okay. So you guys have two more spaces left, right? Yeah. Okay, so you've moved two more spaces to the left, and you're halfway to the hallway.
00:58:19
Speaker
Rolled. Ooh, an 18. You guys find on the ground i need to look at item generator. Hold on one second. um I want someone to roll me a D286. You bet.
00:58:37
Speaker
Just like last episode. I need to fabricate myself an actual two hundred d two hundred and eighty six so I can use this because this is the second episode where we've used that. Alright, how about 104?
00:58:49
Speaker
You look on the ground and you find... ah You find a cover band. The cover band is as follows. When held, if the team is about to take damage, you take damage. You can take damage instead.
00:59:05
Speaker
So, you have one cover band. Uh, does Blair know that this is a cover band. so Roll... What's magic? Arcana. Arcana, okay.
00:59:18
Speaker
Arcana, that's another smart rule, so 14 plus 2 for a 16. Yes, so you can tell us's a cover band, and you know what it does. Okay. Okay, well, that's a cover band. That could be useful later.
00:59:31
Speaker
And so we'll slip it on. Okay, so you are now wearing a cover band. At any time during... Blair's probably the worst person to wear a cover band, by the way, because you're a glass cannon.
00:59:43
Speaker
Well, it is what it is, bud. At any time during combat, you may choose to take damage for another player when they're being attacked. ah However, you must declare that before damage is calculated. I'm gonna make that happen.
00:59:59
Speaker
oh Yeah. We'll have to let see, I guess.
01:00:05
Speaker
and Okay. yeah It just gives you another option of something I can do. yep Okay. Cool. Eevee, go ahead roll me a D6.
01:00:15
Speaker
A six. Aye, nice. So, you take one, two, three, four steps, and you guys enter another hallway. Five, six, you make it slightly down the hallway. And I'm throwing my dice on my cat. Sorry, TP.
01:00:28
Speaker
Congratulations. threw my dice and it landed on him. Cat abuse. Poor buddy. Now he's being friendly. He wants
Tactical Combat with Pokémon
01:00:36
Speaker
me to pet him, but he's on the floor and I'm not. Okay.
01:00:39
Speaker
He... ah God, what is with these rolls? What did have on my chart for that number? Hold on a second. Uh, nothing happens. So.
01:00:50
Speaker
Yep, Hikaru, go ahead and roll. Your name's Hikaru, your name is Zeppelin. Well, I'm rolling for Hikaru, so it's okay.
01:01:01
Speaker
Six! Good god, what is with these rolls? Okay. Okay. One, two, three, four, five, six. You are just about to exit the hallway, but you see in front of you.
01:01:13
Speaker
Roll in perception. Perception. have car role Perception. That is my strong suit.
01:01:23
Speaker
Five. Nope. You don't notice anything. All right. ah Micah, go ahead and roll a d6. You bet. That's a one.
01:01:35
Speaker
you You take one step... Wait, did I roll item for ya you, Hikaru? No, I didn't. Sorry. Retroactively, I'm going roll for item for Hikaru moving forward. I didn't do that.
01:01:47
Speaker
You get a six. Nothing happens. Wow. Okay. Jesus. These rolls. Okay. um So, you take one step forward. And you just feel panic run through your body as you get jumped by four Pokemon simultaneously as you enter a monster house.
01:02:05
Speaker
Oh, come on, man! An actual monster house degenerate on this map. There was no way to avoid it. Yeah, Blair's shaking in fear. Yeah, tell me something else that's new.
01:02:19
Speaker
So... The way this is gonna work is um I'm gonna have all of you guys roll me a dice based on your speed. probably gonna want a random number generator if possible.
01:02:33
Speaker
And i need you guys... So, yeah, go ahead and roll my initiative. Evie, I think you have a special thing for your initiative. After my initiative roll, I changed my initiative to be one greater than the fastest bow or max speed, whichever is smaller. Okay.
01:02:51
Speaker
Okay, so because you have Runaway, so... Can you read off what Runaway does for the audience?
01:03:01
Speaker
I thought I just did. Oh, I can do it again. Uh, sorry. Yeah, it's fine. I got it right here. After your initiative roll, change your initiative to be one greater than your fastest foe, or max speed, whichever is smaller.
01:03:17
Speaker
Oh my god. Alright, do we want to start rolling then? Yeah, we are rolling. I rolled an 11. It's actually like a speed roll thing in your character sheet.
01:03:30
Speaker
Yeah, I got it. But i have my speed is 10, so I can just roll a d10 and I got a 7. Okay, so you got a 7? Okay, Eevee, set your d speed to 4. So, Eevee's result is it your result or your dice roll?
01:03:48
Speaker
Uh, as your initiative roll, change your initiative be one greater. So, the foe's lowest weight should be one greater than the fastest foe. Or max speed, whichever one is smaller.
01:04:00
Speaker
So, um, that'll be, yeah, okay. So, Eevee's roll is an 11.
01:04:09
Speaker
Uh, what is your team roll? Oops. Alright, what about you two? I rolled a 7. Okay, so 11 plus 7 is 18. Evelyn? Yeah, I rolled in an 11. Rolled an 11? Okay.
01:04:24
Speaker
That means you guys rolled, what, 29? No, no, no, you already counted my 11. Oh, no, I now counted Eevee's 11. Oh. Because Eevee has an 11 from the foes roll. So that would be 29, yeah. you guys rolled 29.
01:04:36
Speaker
so you guys roll twenty nine And the foes rolled a 23. So you guys will get to go first. So the way this is going to work, this is the first time using our brand new combat system. The way it's going to work is you guys now have bonus moves.
01:04:52
Speaker
if This only applies if you have moves that are bonus action applicable, which is shown on your character sheet. um If you guys have done that already. Oh wait, no, you guys... Is that on 4.2? Is that on... Is the bonus action team? Okay. Okay, so if you have your bonus actions and can use those.
01:05:10
Speaker
every Every turn, you each character can play one bonus action and one primary action. A bonus action is the same as a primary action, except the move is taken at half damage or half effect.
01:05:24
Speaker
ah Bonus actions are only weaker moves, such as quick attack or what like growl. so um So now, you guys get to decide what moves you guys are using and on who.
01:05:37
Speaker
You guys find yourselves in the presence of a Ghastly, h g o dude a a Roggenrola, and a Lopunny.
01:05:46
Speaker
Oh. A Ghastly, Geodude, and a Lopunny, okay. Ghastly, Geodude, Roggenrola, and a Lopunny. Okay. A Lopunny. So we have most of Team...
01:05:58
Speaker
What's the name again? Yeah, most of... What is it? Igneous? Team Charm? No, from not a scratch. Yeah. The Rock Three... that Guys, whatever the three Rock guys are.
01:06:15
Speaker
Yeah, those guys. the The Three Rock Men. That's what we're calling it. The Rock and ri rock and Rampage. Rock and Rampage! Yeah, that's... yeah I prefer the Three Rock Men, but okay.
01:06:27
Speaker
Well, it's it's the two Rockwood, because not all three of them are here. Yeah, that's true. Okay, so, um, right. um So you guys get to de decide who's going first and who's doing what on what.
01:06:39
Speaker
I gotta double check how bonus actions work real quick. Uh-oh. Hikaru's gonna... Hikaru's in trouble in this one. Oh, boy, she needs some help.
01:06:50
Speaker
I might, yeah. Uh-oh. Don't really do well against ground types. Also... Also, Quick Attack should be an applicable bonus action move, and it isn't listed as such.
01:07:03
Speaker
Doesn't. I'm also going to write things down as they happen. Oh, I see the picture you sent earlier. That's cute. Yeah. Yeah, I'm looking at Quick Attack because I have Quick Attack and it doesn't say it's but it's actually applicable. should be. But according to the rules, it is.
01:07:17
Speaker
Yes, it should be. you just might not have updated the sheet because it is not updated automatically. So you have to actually check that. Okay, I've been doing it myself. Gotcha. Yes.
01:07:29
Speaker
It must have a base power, so it must be the attack move. Okay.
01:07:34
Speaker
Okay. Gotcha. Okay. Okay. So I'm going to go ahead and... So I'm thinking what... Does it look like any of them are holding items, by the way?
01:07:48
Speaker
ah no. I created them in a hurry. if They're not holding items. Dang it. Okay. Um... I'm gonna go ahead and...
01:08:02
Speaker
Oh, we don't have ammo items. Well, I didn't pack any. No, I didn't either. Um, so if you're to have a hard time with the ground types, I could easily take out the ghastly, but if you need me to take out the ground types, I will instead.
01:08:20
Speaker
I think I'm going to try to use charm on the Geodude. Are you sure? Yeah. Okay. What does charm do? Charm lowers the foe's attack by four levels.
01:08:33
Speaker
Oh Jesus. Okay. Gotcha. Um, are you using it as a main action or a bonus action? Because charm is bonus action applicable. All status moves are bonus action applicable. Oh, okay.
01:08:44
Speaker
Well, think you wrote that on the sheets because said it has to have a power on the sheet. is It said, actually, yeah, mine says false for all of them. Okay. Yeah, because you have to update it manually.
01:08:57
Speaker
Must be a move because powerful move less than four is not multi-tack move. oh Yeah, you're right. I actually do need to update the definition for that because all all ah status moves should be bonus action applicable.
01:09:10
Speaker
Oh, wait, so status, so that means you can use it as a bonus action? Yes, you can, but if you use it as a bonus action, it'll take half effect. If you use it that a as a regular action, it'll take full effect.
01:09:22
Speaker
So, okay if you decided to use it as bonus action, it would only do minus two. If you use as a full action, it'll do a minus four. However, you can, in fact, use it twice. Okay, so... If that's the case... What about, like, quick attack?
01:09:41
Speaker
So like how do you get a bonus action? You just learn it through your learn set. um Quick attack is bonus action if it has a base power of 4 or less and is not a multi-attack move.
01:09:54
Speaker
Is the move still half-bent if it's under that power? If you decide to use it as a bonus action, roll damage and divide by 2. If you use it as a bonus, ah if you can still choose to use bonus action applicable moves as regular actions.
01:10:09
Speaker
I think I understand, okay. What if I use a move like Cursed, which ups my attack and defense by one, blows my speed by one? How does that become halved?
01:10:21
Speaker
oh Sorry, don' say the effect of Cursed again? If you're not a ghost type, it ups your attack and defense by one, but lowers your speed by one. um interesting I'm gonna say you pick one of the buffs and you take the debuff.
01:10:37
Speaker
That one is a bit tricky, because it's not dividable. Alright, we'll have to round... You'll have to that later. I'll have to work so out that later, for now I'm going to say you choose one of the buffs and you take the downside.
01:10:49
Speaker
Alright, so I will... Alright, so I'll bonus action curse, take the minus one speed, but I'll take the plus one to attack. Okay. Plus one to attack, minus one speed,
01:11:06
Speaker
and I will go for a knockoff then on the ghastly. Okay. then Okay. Gotcha. All right. Go for it. Yeah. All right. So... Yeah, I'm rolling. Make sure I have to... i just have to beat the accuracy roll, right?
01:11:23
Speaker
Yes. Meet or beat. Got it. All right. I had to be a six and rolled 15. So that will hit. Okay. Woo! And...
01:11:34
Speaker
I have to roll. I will also, i also will note now that I am rolling for non-lethal damage. I'll be rolling non-lethally because I have to note that now because dark type move, high damage already coming in got on a ghost type. That will probably OHKO.
01:11:51
Speaker
ah yeah qua i need to I need a qualification. Are you going for non-lethal or non-faint? Non-lethal. Okay. I'm fine with knocking them out, but I do not want to kill them.
01:12:02
Speaker
Gotcha. Okay, go for it. Alright so it's gonna be two six plus 10 plus attack strength or attack mod. 2 is a server special special a knockoff is physical gotcha so 17 plus 10 or 10 plus is Okay, so i got
01:12:25
Speaker
plus my twenty attack now thirty sevens dark physical jesus christ thirty seven my more for doubling yeah so 37 minus 8, which is his physical defense, is I believe.
01:12:45
Speaker
What did I say, 29? Yeah, 58. So, I'm glad you specified non-lethal because you did just one shot this ghastly. Yeah, so I just backhand him across the face. He is, in fact, dead.
01:12:57
Speaker
not to Well, he is hanging on to dear life. So, um, Gastly is out of fight. Um, uh, Evelyn or Evie, what are you guys doing?
01:13:09
Speaker
I think she did, like, a knee-jerk reaction. They jumped out of nowhere and scared her, and so she backhanded them, like, uh, like, uh, absolute bitch slap. Okay.
01:13:21
Speaker
Uh, Evelyn Evie, what guys want to do? Does she use her horn or her, like, hand? Uh, knock-off. So, i assume, like, uh, like, a slap. Mm, with her hand, okay. yeah Yeah.
01:13:33
Speaker
Yeah, she backpawed them. me see Let me see. I've got Thundershock, Charm, Quick Attack, Double double Team, and Electro Ball.
01:13:45
Speaker
So bonus action applicable means like I can use one move, I can use any move, and then get a bonus action, and that will be any of those moves. Yeah, you can use one bonus action. Uh, so your bonus action has to be bonus action applicable.
01:14:00
Speaker
Right. Right, but when do you- when do you- when can you get a bonus action? Once it's the start of every turn? Yeah, you get one bonus action and one regular action every turn. Oh.
01:14:11
Speaker
Okay. This is gonna take a little bit of time to get used to. It's similar to how D&D works. so if you guys know Only Evie and I have actually ever played D&D here. Yeah, i was gonna say, though, you gotta know 5e, so... oh I still don't know fully what 5e is. Fifth edition.
01:14:30
Speaker
No, I mean, like, everything are surrounding it. Yes, I've played it, but I don't read. We'll get we're getting a little distracted. We'll come back to this. Well...
01:14:43
Speaker
So, I have...
01:14:46
Speaker
Well, Nyx, what moves do you have? I have Quick Attack, Swift, Pound, Growl, and Scratch.
01:14:58
Speaker
Let's see, all Normal type moves, okay. Well, I've only got Normal and Electric type moves, so i think we're gonna... might Yeah, i got little I got Normal and Dark over here. Yeah, we might all have a hard time with everybody except for the Lopunny.
01:15:16
Speaker
Yeah, I mean, I can take out the ground types, like I said. Okay. Um... Let's see. I'm gonna use...
01:15:28
Speaker
Can i use, like, can I use one move on one opponent and use the bonus action on another opponent? Yeah, you can. Okay. Um, okay so I'm gonna use Electro Ball.
01:15:39
Speaker
Um... Okay. And because my speed is 14, it has base power 7. So that's my most powerful move yet. Okay, who are targeting?
01:15:55
Speaker
I was targeting the Roggenrola, and roller and i missed. and free Okay, so what happens with your Electro Ball then? Because it still comes out. Yeah, so Hikaru aims the...
01:16:10
Speaker
aims the aims the electro ball at the Rag and Rolla, but she's not able to... like She needs to use like needs to like shape you know shape the shape the magnetic fields in a certain way to get it to hit, um to get it to move in the right way.
01:16:29
Speaker
And she just... like It curves up to the ceiling.
01:16:36
Speaker
Okay. So it just strikes the ceiling and dissipates. Yeah. Okay, cool. You still have one bonus action left. Hmm, okay. Well, uh, I'm gonna use... Then I'm gonna use Charm on the Geodude.
01:16:52
Speaker
Okay, gotcha.
01:16:55
Speaker
That was a 12. I had to beat a 6. Okay. So it is minus 2 to physical attack, correct? Right. Okay. So if it's a bonus action, wouldn't be minus 1 instead.
01:17:07
Speaker
No, no, no, because it's regularly 4. Oh, right. My bad. Okay, cool. Changes have been applied. um Alright, Eevee, what about you? Can
01:17:23
Speaker
can you give us a head count the of the opponents again? You have Geodude, Ragenrola, and Lopunny.
01:17:31
Speaker
Do you need some help, Eevee?
01:17:35
Speaker
No. think he's a stick hit. Okay, i gotcha. Okay. I'm just thinking.
01:17:51
Speaker
think I'm gonna do Swift on the Geodude. Okay. Alright, gotcha. So, Swift is an auto-hit move. He gets to roll the crit. Oh yeah, you do. Roll d20 anyway. If you roll a 20, it's a crit.
01:18:06
Speaker
It crits! Oh my god, really? okay yup so the the Way to go, Nix! The way crits work is you see your damage, right? It says like, uh, what does it say?
01:18:19
Speaker
2d6 plus 8 plus special attack. Okay, so you got 2d6 plus 8. You will take the maximum value of that. So 2d6 will be 12 plus 8 is 20. And you will roll an extra dice. So it's 2d6, correct?
01:18:35
Speaker
Yeah. So you'll take the maximum value your damage allows and then you'll roll one extra dice on top of that. And that was 3. So 23... ah go twenty three Yep, plus your physical attack.
01:18:53
Speaker
Isn't it special? i don't know, is it? Swift is special, defense is 7. So you'll do 25 damage to him.
01:19:10
Speaker
But it is a rock type, so you will do half damage to him. Which is 12 and a half, rounded down. It's 12. You will do 12 damage to him. Okay. You take a look at the, or actually, how does your swift work? It's for you to flavor.
01:19:25
Speaker
yeah don't want to necessarily flavor it. Okay, cool. You have one bonus action left. Do you have any moves that are bonus action applicable? You should have at least one. I have quick attack and growl as bonus actions.
01:19:37
Speaker
Yes, those should both be bonus actions. So you can choose one of those to use as your bonus action. And they will work as a normal move, except the damage or effect will be halved.
01:19:50
Speaker
I
01:19:55
Speaker
guess I'll just growl up the Geodude too. Okay. So, um does growl have an accuracy? don't remember. Uh, 6. It does. Okay. So, yeah, go ahead and roll for accuracy.
01:20:09
Speaker
Well, 10 beats 6. 10 doesn't beat 6. Cool. So, what is the effect of growl? foe attack minus two, but since it's a bonus, it would only be one.
01:20:21
Speaker
Gotcha. And you said it was on the Geodude, right? Yes. And just attack. So he is now at minus three attack. He's getting debuffed out the wazoo. So that is all of your guys' action. is now the foe's actions.
01:20:34
Speaker
The Geodude will go first, and I'm having all of their moves and targets be random. So... Roll D3! The Geodude will use a Rock Blast on...
01:20:46
Speaker
me a second in the discord oh yeah Evelyn so you are going to take one d6 where's my d6 when I gotta get my d6 up well it's been a while since I've used this one what moves it is I remember correctly oh my god okay is rock super effective against electric no it's just ground only ground oh it's a multi-attack oh fuck Yeah, Rock Blast is one of those moves that might just kill.
01:21:17
Speaker
Okay, you're gonna get hit by three times. Yes. Yeah. Oh shit. A six and a one. Okay, so that is a, uh, that is 11, 22, 20, 22, 28.
01:21:30
Speaker
eleven twenty two twenty doing twenty eight plus his attack, which is seven. So he's gonna do 35 damage to you. Is Rock super effective against electric? No, minus defense.
01:21:45
Speaker
So okay her defense is 11. Okay, so it'll be 35 minus 11. How looking? 35 minus 11.
01:21:53
Speaker
Oh, shoot. she going down?
01:22:03
Speaker
That is exactly 24? Let me see. Yeah, that's 24. would Yeah, that is exactly her HP.
Reviver Seeds Discussion
01:22:13
Speaker
Oh god, okay.
01:22:15
Speaker
Can I jump in? Is it too late? You can if you want. It'll do double damage to you, though. it won't be double Would it be double damage? Because haven't used the cover bands. Pretty sure Rock is super effective against Dark.
01:22:28
Speaker
No it isn't, it's just fighting in fairy. okay, sorry. Fighting fairy in bug I think. In bug, yes. Okay, sorry. For some reason thought it was can you withstand that hit? I have, yeah i can withstand the hit, because the base attack is 33, right? Well I did make a clarification that you had to declare that before calculations were made. Yeah, but y'all kept going before I could declare that.
01:22:49
Speaker
Oh. Sorry, it's little late. well hi car Well, the good thing is that Hikaru has four tiny reviver seeds. Okay, well... Okay, um can you but use one instantaneously if you faint, or is it something that the others have to feed you?
01:23:09
Speaker
In the game, it happens retroactively. Yeah, you're right, you're right, you're right. Okay, so you can take one of your tiny reviver seeds to heal to half HP. Half, okay.
01:23:20
Speaker
Oh boy. So is the first one gonna hit, or are they all more like- is it one HP? What does that Reviver Seed it taste like it It brings you back to full. Does it?
01:23:31
Speaker
I thought that was a full Reviver Seed. No, no, no. Tiny Reviver Seed just- Like, full Reviver Seed also like restores all your stats. like belly and attack and everything.
01:23:42
Speaker
But tiny reviver seeds just brings you back to 4. Oh, in case you got any debuffs. yeah Yeah, you're right. Reviver's Pokemon up next. Okay, cool. So you're back to full HP and you're down one of your reviver seeds.
01:23:55
Speaker
Then the rug and roll will go and he is going to use he is going to use Leer on Hikaru. Jesus, I rolled another 2.
01:24:06
Speaker
Leave her alone! it the only first rock blast hit though? What? I think it all three actually. it was three. He hit for three.
01:24:18
Speaker
Yeah, but the only the first one hit and then she got knocked out. No, that was the the total damage for all of them. The total damage was 24. Yeah.
01:24:29
Speaker
Okay. Oh, wait, no, each individual hit is has a reducing damage. Hold on. We need to go back and That feels insanely overpowered, then. It is, because each individual attack has the defense subtracted from it.
01:24:44
Speaker
So each one has to be done individually. So I got a 6, a 6, and a 1. that means he did... should have to roll to hit each one, then, feel like.
01:24:57
Speaker
Um, well, the definition says roll a d4 plus one. This is how many chances you have roll accuracy for each. So, yes. Okay. So, do we... I'm going to... I guess we're going to retroactively redo Geodude's turn.
01:25:11
Speaker
Yeah. Okay. So, um, he already rolled for a deb three for him. So many chances you have roll accuracy for each. So... you're rolling a six hits so it's a nine not a six uh 16 hits and a three does not hit you are hit twice 1d6 i dropped my dice somewhere all right that is a six what is what these sixes and a five so you are going to do one to six five 11 plus his attack that's his geodude sorry uh attack is seven so that's 18 damage
01:25:46
Speaker
on your first one minus your defense. my Which is 11. And then 17 damage on your the second one minus your defense. 17 minus defense which is 11.
01:26:01
Speaker
Wait, hold on, hold on. So 18 minus 11 on the first one and then... Yeah, you'll take a final damage of seven and then six. Okay. So 13 in total, it looks like.
01:26:12
Speaker
Yes. Okay, so she's still... She's still kicking. Okay. Now that we've got more done. You revivor seat back. And yes, since you did not need your revivor seat, there you go.
01:26:23
Speaker
Okay. um It is now Roggenrola's turn. The Roggenrola will go... i already... I'm just redoing everything. The Roggenrola will go for a quick attack on... Here's the first in line. um Next...
01:26:39
Speaker
So, it is going to do... Also, by the way, foes do not get bonus actions. Okay. Alright. 15. So that hits.
01:26:50
Speaker
You are going to take 1d8 plus 6. I don't have my d8 out. Which one's a d8? This one.
01:27:01
Speaker
I thought we were unprepared. 4 plus 6 10. four Plus attack is... ten plus attack is 12, so 22 damage minus your defense. How much is that?
01:27:13
Speaker
My defense is 10, so I'm taking 12. Okay, so you'll take 12 damage. Onto the low punny's turn. She will use um submission on... Goddamn, Hikaru.
01:27:30
Speaker
Oh, damn. Okay. All sorts of beat-offs. So submission is plus 10.
01:27:37
Speaker
um she's gonna hit first she has to hit first yes so it's a fighting it is a 17. don't need your yeah i wasn't going to because would kill me oh 2d8 sorry i have my d8 on where is it there it all right that is a two and a six so that's eight plus ten is eighteen She did roll the hit, right?
01:28:02
Speaker
Yeah, I got a 17. Okay, I missed that. My bad. 2d8 plus 10. That's a total of 18. um Plus attack is 11, so 29 minus your defense. Holy.
01:28:17
Speaker
So she takes 18 damage. Yes. And that brings her only to negative 7. So she has a reviver seed, a tiny reviver seed, which she's going to use.
01:28:28
Speaker
Yeah, now it pops. But for what it's worth, it brought her down to negative seven HP. Okay. okay I'm going to go take out the low pudding then. that This is ain't this not good.
01:28:40
Speaker
Okay. And with that, the foes turns end and is back to you guys. Yeah. What the hell just happened to me? How it not look pretty. i'll take care of it.
01:28:54
Speaker
And I'm going for another... I thought I got... oo I thought I was getting beaten up. Like, there were, like, rocks getting pelted at me. I was getting slapped.
01:29:06
Speaker
and then yeah and then i got And then I passed out. I'm here. I still have these dice randomly rolling. I'll take care of I'm going to bonus action pop another curse for another ah attack boost.
01:29:22
Speaker
Oh, my speed. And another speed, yeah. Okay.
01:29:29
Speaker
Then I'm going to knock off again, going for the Lopunny. Going to, this time, just full hand, full on like claw and all, like slash and slap across the face. Okay, what does that do?
01:29:42
Speaker
Well, it's ah it's a knock off. Yeah, so what's your damn, oh, accuracy then damage. I'm doing that right now. Alright, so that's going to be a 16 to hit. That'll be my AC of 6, plus plus 10.
01:29:59
Speaker
3 and a 2, that's 5. 15 plus my attack of 21, so 37. Minus defense. Minus defense. Defense is 11, so that'll do 26 damage.
01:30:11
Speaker
Yes. The Lopunny is looking really winded, but it is not a knocked out. It looks like it still has a lot of fight left in it. Okay. That's me done. Alright, who wants to go next? oh Uh... Does... Does Nyx want to go next?
01:30:32
Speaker
I don't know I'm feeling actually, you know what? I'm feeling like I want to I want to help take that take out that lot money. OK, yeah, go ahead.
01:30:44
Speaker
I will also you start thinking of what you want to do next time, but. OK, all right, so what are you going to do? I'm going to use an electro ball on the weapon.
01:31:00
Speaker
Seven! That just beat a six, that's gonna hit. And the base damage, the damage is two d six plus 10, so... see. Five?
01:31:18
Speaker
Six. Whoa. That's 11, plus 10 is 21, plus Hikaru's special attack, which 10, so... 31. hands thirty one 31 minus special defense is 6 plus 25.
01:31:35
Speaker
That will bring the Lapuni down to negative 13. The Lapuni falls over Passed Out. out Okay. And with that, I will delete that character.
01:31:47
Speaker
Okay. Do you have a bonus action while it popped real quick? Yeah, leftovers, the Geodude and the Ragun Roller. Hmm.
01:31:56
Speaker
Uh, you know what? I am going to go for a quick attack. you Not very effective, but you know what? Damage is damage.
01:32:08
Speaker
Yeah, it's going to be quartered. Damage is damage, so. Yep. At the very least, you'll do one. Yeah. Right now, Hikaru is just feeling relieved that that Lop Bunny is not posing a threat to her anymore. Yep.
01:32:23
Speaker
Mm-hmm.
01:32:26
Speaker
She's gonna go for the Geodude. And...
01:32:35
Speaker
A three. She missed. Oh, okay. Man, you're not doing well with your Electro-Pulse.
01:32:42
Speaker
Well, that was a quick attack. That was a quick attack. Oh, sorry. This is your bonus action. My mind's still back on last turn. Okay. It's okay. Eevee, you're up, bud. Alright, so I'm going to use Scratch against the Geodude, just trying to get them a bit more damaged.
01:33:03
Speaker
Scratch! Scratch. so Yeah, roll that attack! I got an 8, which beats 6. Alright, I need you to roll a d100. Exciting.
01:33:16
Speaker
say This is the first time this has come into effect on this show. But it is a remnant of our parent podcast, Not a Scratch.
01:33:27
Speaker
um Every time their motto is Scratch is... What say? What does Scratch? It's the only podcast where Scratch is an overpowered move. Yeah, that one.
01:33:38
Speaker
So, because of that, um there's an added effect to the move Scratch where you must roll a D100. If you roll a 100, the universe explodes. That's actually what it says.
01:33:50
Speaker
So this could just be the end of the podcast right now. Yep. So, go ahead and roll me a D100, Evie. I got a 99. Really? Yes.
01:34:01
Speaker
Jesus Christ. So close. You guys feel a bit of a rumbling in the air.
01:34:09
Speaker
Okay. You guys just get a little bit of a rumbling. Just a little bit. It seems like the gods have been angered slightly. Blair just, like, snaps her neck back to Nick's, like...
01:34:22
Speaker
Don't! Whatever you just did, do not do it again! don't wanna do it again! so anyway, what would be damage? Uh... You're like, like, that's like a panicked Five plus six, that's eleven. Plus my tech... is nineteen.
01:34:41
Speaker
Okay. Nineteen physical. So, uh, which one are you taught targeting? Geodude or Rock and Roll? Yeah, Geodude. Okay. Defense is ten. You said nineteen? Yeah.
01:34:52
Speaker
Alright, you're gonna do 9 damage to it. So that'll- Oh, and divided by 2 because it's not very effective. Wait, did you- did you- hold on, it has- it's, uh, what did you roll for your damage? Because you're using it as a bonus action?
01:35:05
Speaker
If it's, uh, you said you've rolled a- Scratch isn't a bonus action. Oh, Scratch is... He sees it as a main action. I am not keeping up with what's going on, guys. Jesus Christ. um Okay, so that's 9 divided by 2, which is 4.5. Round it down is 4 damage.
01:35:23
Speaker
It'll do 4 damage to the Geodude. Bring it down to... Well, I mean, you look at the Geodude. It looks like it takes the blow pretty well. It's not very dented, and it's still got a ton of fight left in it, so...
01:35:38
Speaker
Well, man we're going to be here for a while. Yeah. How about I just throw it another quick attack? Okay, go for it. And 11 beats 6, and eleven beat six so
01:35:52
Speaker
8 plus 6 is 14 plus another 8 is 22. But since it's a bonus, it's 11. 11 minus his defense of 10 means you'll do 1 damage divided by 2, rounded down, is 0.
01:36:08
Speaker
But he still does the damage. He still does 1. You always do a minimum of 1 damage, so you do 1 damage to him. It's something. So, yeah. Here, do you have any non-normal type moves?
01:36:23
Speaker
Yeah, that's what I've been doing. Okay, so it is now the foe's turn. The Geodude is going to go for If I could drop... Stop broke my face. A four is a Leer.
01:36:35
Speaker
It's a Leer on... What is this fucking luck? It's gonna go for a Leer on Hikaru. Leave her alone, dammit! Oh god. Jesus, I know. Holy!
01:36:46
Speaker
Well, it rolled a 2. It doesn't know how to leer. it It just looks at you. Oh, that's cute. He's trying to use the rock stare. doesn't work.
01:36:58
Speaker
He just looks at you and you don't know why. The rag and roll is going to go for... Oh, fucking Christ. The rag and roll is going to go for... What's a for... Not a rock blast. also a leer.
01:37:10
Speaker
It's also a leer. And it rolled an 8. And it's gonna use it on... Who's 1? Eevee! Eevee, you get a mean stare from the Raven Rolla. Which is weird because it doesn't actually have a face.
01:37:23
Speaker
So you're going to in your... um So you're going to subtract 2 from your physical defense. Okay.
01:37:34
Speaker
Alright. And with that, it is back to the friendlies. So, all right are we keeping same turn order? I assume so, unless you guys want to do something else.
01:37:45
Speaker
Oh, can we recruit Pokemon in this game? Can you what? Recruit Pokemon? ah Yeah, you can. if you have a If you want to do a little bit of roleplay with these guys, you technically can.
01:37:56
Speaker
But ah since you guys are actively harming them, I will say the EC I will set for that is very high. We should have recruited a Lopunny. That could have been so good. would have been funny.
01:38:07
Speaker
God knows what what what' specialty that Lopunny would have. Alright, so what are you gonna try and Where are they going there? cave of fun. and the in the cave of fun We found this Lopunny in the Cave of Fun. You guys are explaining in this playing back.
01:38:26
Speaker
Also wasn't... Wait, what move was the Lopunny using again? Submission. I wish that character got yeast more, because that was a joke character. uh... Yeah, that's a submission. Yeah, you tell me how that goes, buddy.
01:38:40
Speaker
Ohhhhhhhhhh, oh no. Is this whole- Is this whole dungeon an elaborate joke? Uh, partly. All the Pokemon are rock That is not the joke I was going for, but- Oh, jeez.
01:38:55
Speaker
No, i only did the Lopunny. The rest is just because it's a rock cave. We're gonna be in this dungeon for longer than four hours, I swear. you Yeah, the ah the moves I gave to low-clining was submission, pound, bounce. There was one other, I don't remember.
01:39:13
Speaker
Blair is using knockoff. On the Geodude. Okay. And that's my crit. I hit a i hit an 18 because of my luck build. got super luck as well as sharpshooter, which makes my crit range 18, 19, and 20.
01:39:31
Speaker
On 18, I will crit. Gotcha. So what is your damage? And again, i am not... I'm going for non-lathal damage. Again, to reiterate...
01:39:42
Speaker
Okay. ah So 2 to 6, that's 12. Plus 10, that's 22. Plus another damage die. That's a 4, that's 26. Plus my attack of 21. So Before the defense.
01:39:57
Speaker
Jesus Christ. all Alright, give me one second. I dropped my ring on the ground. God damn it. Okay. 47? Yeah. Yeah, 47. Physical or special? 47 dark physical. forty seven dark physicalles 47 dark physical, that is minus 10, so 37 damage straight up.
01:40:16
Speaker
Will, what is that, 37? Does um
01:40:21
Speaker
this Geo do you have more than 37 health? No, it has 36 health. He drops. No, you brought him down to negative 18.
01:40:32
Speaker
Well, okay, I still said non-lethal damage, so... Yes, so he fangs. The Geodude passes out, and... I grab him by his arm and lob him across the room. Okay, ah right you chuck the Geodude over his head across the room, and it smashes into the wall, leaving a crack in both the wall and the Geodude's head.
01:40:55
Speaker
He's fine. hello He's fine. He's fine. walk it off. And... um just in case, I'm gonna bonus action Leer at the last one.
01:41:08
Speaker
Like, you just saw what did to your friend. do You really want to try us right now. Okay, for it. Rock and roll. Yeah. So it's... because of the bo it's a bonus action, minus one to defense. Yes, okay.
01:41:20
Speaker
Is it an accuracy? No, well, it does have a... Actually, it does have an accuracy, my bad. was gonna say, I think it does.
Battle Reflections and Strategy
01:41:27
Speaker
It's still 7 out of 6, so... Okay, gotcha. Beats a 6.
01:41:32
Speaker
Minus 1 to what again? the Defense. Defense, okay. Defense, defense, defense. Minus 1 to the fence. Yeah, it's 2 originally, but I did minus 1 already, so it's good.
01:41:45
Speaker
Okay, um... Alright, Hikaru, what is Hikaru doing?
01:41:53
Speaker
um Hikaru just remembered that electric type moves aren't ineffective against rock type Pokemon. She constantly gets that confused. I dealt with the ground.
01:42:09
Speaker
yeah Is it normally effective against rock? I think so. think it's halved. I'm gonna double check. So am I. Uh,
01:42:27
Speaker
let's see. It's not super effective. However, they are normally effective. yeah So standard damage. Okay. So, Hikaru is gonna use Electro Ball against the Rogan Rollo, who I guess is the only one left.
01:42:41
Speaker
Okay. And she's gonna roll for accuracy.
01:42:49
Speaker
14 that hits there we go there we go 2d6 plus 10 yeah she's really hikaru's really finding her bearing now that was a three plus one the four plus 10 14 plus hikaru's special attack that's 24. okay wow okay so that's 24 total Yeah, minus special defense.
01:43:16
Speaker
Okay, special defense of 5, so that's 19 damage. Also, this is the first time this Pokemon's been damaged, so... Okay, the Rug on Rolla staggers backwards and seems like he has been winded somehow.
01:43:29
Speaker
It's a living rock. You tell me how that works. So, um okay, what about your bonus action? Bonus action? I think I'm gonna go for Thundershock. yeah she's Okay. Okay.
01:43:41
Speaker
You know, she's like, she's she's like kissing her biceps now. You know? Nice. That's how...
01:43:55
Speaker
And it misses. Oh. She got to use her strats kiss her biceps. What did you roll? A four. Okay, as I was gonna say, nat one does do something, so I was just making sure.
01:44:06
Speaker
Okay. Okay. Yeah, so with that Thunder Shock, she hits the ceiling next to the fainted... the ground next to the fainted Geodude instead. Okay. That poor Geodude, leave him alone!
01:44:19
Speaker
It's like the Aaron that you guys keep beating up over and over. It's because you keep throwing them at us. Yeah, because it's um it's a... it's a yeah What's the word for it? A repeatable character? There's a name for that.
01:44:33
Speaker
Returning character. but Yeah, reoccurring character or something like that. Yeah, returning character. Okay, Eevee, what are you doing? There's one Pokemon left. Well, I'm just gonna use Swift again. Okay.
01:44:45
Speaker
And... no crit this time. Okay. So... 8... plus 8... 16... plus 9... is... 25? plus eight sixteen plus nine is one five We'll go with that. I was definitely listening.
01:45:06
Speaker
Buddy. TPS joined us.
01:45:13
Speaker
said 25? Yeah. 25. You said special over the last time, right? Yeah. Okay. So it's going to minus 5 is 20 divided by 2 is exactly 10.
01:45:27
Speaker
the You can tell the rug and roll is barely hanging on. And... Alright. Alright, what do you got next? We're still gonna throw in another quick attack.
01:45:41
Speaker
So...
01:45:46
Speaker
Okay. 11 beats 6, so... Okay. Uh... It's a d8, not a d6. 3 plus 8, 11. three Plus 6, 17. Plus 8, 25 again.
01:45:57
Speaker
plus six seventeen plus a twenty five again Okay, 25 again. So that's 12, which is 12 and a half, round it down. And then it's going to do divided by 2, 6, which is actually enough to knock it out. The rug and roller falls over dead, and you guys have survived the battle.
01:46:19
Speaker
Not dead. I need to calculate- Oh no, they're fucked. um Let's see, I need to calculate how much XP you guys get. so because that was four pokemon i assume it was a normal battle yes uh you said it had negative you you said it went down to negative six right I'm gonna jack that up a bit. According to Anarud's calculator, you guys each get 8 XP.
01:46:47
Speaker
Oof. Eight? That's not right. No, that's not right. Wait. Um, I'm also... eight from all of them? But according to... according to Nyx's scratch, that became a cosmic-level threat for, like, ten seconds.
01:47:00
Speaker
Oh, god. We would have failed our mission, like... I'm sorry, guys! That was the space-time rift that took... that that ended the universe. Holy... leave um Do you guys have IQ skills for this?
01:47:16
Speaker
I do not. I just have sharpshooter. Like for extra XP? Yes.
01:47:29
Speaker
Yeah, do you guys- Yeah, do you have any IQ skills that boost XP? a mean, I can get one, but don't have one. Alright, I was asking Hikaru to check.
01:47:40
Speaker
I do not. I just have the first five, like, okay horse checkers, you know. Okay, you guys are each going to get 24 XP. 24, okay. Except for Eevee, because your XP isn't tracked.
01:47:53
Speaker
How sad. Sad.
01:47:57
Speaker
Okay.
01:48:00
Speaker
Um, your guys' is next level is at... Oops, took it away. Just double check, we should be at 8 for you too, right? yeah You guys might not have the same XP if you do, that's good.
01:48:11
Speaker
Well, that's the one we went off of since I was using Hikaru's Sheet originally. um that you do any of you Okay, so you guys don't go over 910. guys are not more than 910. and No. We're lay up at this point but still like XP away.
01:48:26
Speaker
Okay, gotcha. Let me shove my dice back into the foam holders. Okay, so... Does anyone remember that we're actually still in a dungeon... And you need to get through it.
01:48:39
Speaker
So, you guys now have a very big room in front of you guys, and you guys also see that in front of you is yet another Mega Donut. That dropped from the rug and roller when he fainted.
01:48:53
Speaker
i asked you earlier if any Pokemon had a held item. Well, they dropped it as a reward. They dropped as a reward, not as a held item. They have pockets too.
01:49:04
Speaker
Where? I'm not gonna ask that question actually. They have more pockets than me. i don't know. yes so You guys have similar numbers of pockets. I never said this, but Blair does have like a like a satchel.
01:49:18
Speaker
Yeah, makes sense. yeah Yeah, Hikaru's... For some reason, Hikaru hasn't been able to find clothes with pockets because they just don't sell them for girls. early We'll get you a bag when we go back home.
01:49:33
Speaker
Okay. We'll get you a little purse or something. Okay, so you guys are still in a dungeon. um You guys have a Mega Donut as a reward.
01:49:44
Speaker
um And you guys have 24 XP, so I need you guys to roll me a nether I don't care who, I forget where we were. ah It would be Evie's turn, because actually I rolled up the monster house.
01:49:56
Speaker
Wouldn't there be another bunch of items in the room?
01:50:00
Speaker
Um, maybe if you guys can perceive them. Go ahead and roll me a perception check. Okay.
01:50:09
Speaker
I rolled a 17. 15. Okay, you guys see a TM on- I got 19. Okay, yeah, you guys see a TM in the middle of the room.
01:50:22
Speaker
It's TM Slurpee, it's back to haunt us. One, two, three, four, five, six. Six and six spaces away. So, Eevee, why don't you go ahead roll us a d6? Four.
01:50:36
Speaker
Four. You move four spaces forward and something maybe happens. Also, I'll say I'll grab the Mega Donut. Okay, nothing happens. Evelyn, go ahead and roll us another d6.
01:50:49
Speaker
i um I'm gonna eat my Mega Donut now. Is that gonna cost me a turn? Uh, no. Okay. So Hikaru eats her Mega Donut that she had before.
01:51:02
Speaker
um And that is plus 50. Yes, that gives you plus 50 XP. Hold on. um The IQ skill that... Is there like an IQ skill that does that increases XP?
01:51:17
Speaker
I thought there was. cause did i thought i thought Walter had one. Or was that money?
01:51:24
Speaker
Oh. The Go-Getter. But that only applies when you defeat foes. Yeah. Do you have that one?
Exploration and Recruitment
01:51:31
Speaker
I assume you don't. No.
01:51:38
Speaker
I do not have that. Okay. Well, she's still gonna eat the donut. um Because it doesn't do anything.
01:51:48
Speaker
None the IP steals affect that, so... Okay. And she now has 9... 892 XP. not eight hundred ninety two x Okay, cool. That's not quite enough to level you up.
01:52:01
Speaker
Okay. Cool. So, um... Who's rolling next? Someone roll. I got it.
01:52:11
Speaker
D6. six Go! I rolled a 5. Okay. Okay. okay With a 5, you move two steps forward and you have TM Solar BAME.
01:52:25
Speaker
Solar BAME? B-A-M-E. Yeah, that's not real. No, no, no, it's Solar Bean. It's Solar Bean?
01:52:37
Speaker
Bean. I like that. You see on the side of the disc it says Made in China. This is another one of those knockoff TMs. Oh, jeez. What's a China? Yeah, a good question.
01:52:50
Speaker
It was made in Cherim.
01:52:54
Speaker
It was made by Cherim. It's made in Fluvia. That's where all the pirated TMs come from. There we go. Yep. Alright, well, these aren't worth anything, right?
01:53:06
Speaker
don't remember. Yeah, just... but like yes know They're worth money, and they have a 50% success rate is the thing if you use them. I can't even learn solar beam, so... Yeah.
01:53:19
Speaker
I see one um don't think anyone our party can actually. and Maybe, maybe, uh... Maybe Bruce can. I'm not sure otherwise. i i don't think Pikachu can learn it, but... I guess, like, I'll pocket it for later. Okay.
01:53:37
Speaker
Solar beam. Solar beam. Okay. So, with your remaining, what, three spaces, I think? What did you roll? I rolled a five you had another three spaces okay with your remaining three spaces you guys move three more spaces towards the hallway you see at the end of the room Evie go ahead roll us a d6 three three one two three well frankly
01:54:09
Speaker
Okay, 17, you guys find 300 Pokés sitting on the ground. so We all get in three. Yes, Evelyn gets 300. Alright. ah right all Alright, i'll I'll take that.
01:54:23
Speaker
Alright, Evelyn, is is your turn. Okay. Roll another d6, right? Yes. Let's see. I might actually equip the... What is it called?
01:54:42
Speaker
Oh, the EXP Elite. Okay, you're gonna buy EXP Elite from the IQ shop? Yes, and I have exactly 40 IQ. Okay, perfect.
01:54:54
Speaker
Sweet. Oh, I will say, for all intents and purposes, i did pick up the solar beam. Okay, gotcha. If I didn't already. Okay. Um, Micah, it is your turn to roll, I think.
01:55:07
Speaker
You bet. Oh, did that cost me a turn? Oh, wait, did you not roll yet? Sorry, I thought you did. didn't. I hadn't rolled. Oh, my bad. Go for it. I unrolled my three.
01:55:20
Speaker
That's right, I'll just roll after you. Okay. Okay, also, do our stat buffs go away now that we're out combat? ah Yes, your temporary stat bonuses would go away. Okay, gotcha. Your HP still stays the same, though.
01:55:34
Speaker
Because you didn't heal yet. Uh oh. An eight. What? Uh, that's a problem. All my tabs are gone. What? Okay, never mind. I have them back. Okay.
01:55:47
Speaker
What happened to my temporary speed? What happened to my speed buff since I fainted? Uh, am I still in the, uh... Um, I'm about to find out.
01:55:59
Speaker
It says you're off You're offline. Well, we'll have to what did you do?
01:56:06
Speaker
Huh. We'll have to pull your Craig audio.
01:56:10
Speaker
Uh oh. Well, if you reconnect to it, you should, yeah. Yeah, I'm not back, I think. Okay. ah Yeah, I'll see if I can get it to work. Okay, well, you might just have two separate tracks then. Maybe.
01:56:23
Speaker
There, I wrote down on my notes, at 2 hours 29 minutes, mica died. yeah Oh, just lost progress on everything. i had had some other stuff working the background that didn't save.
01:56:35
Speaker
Oh, by the way, were you guys adding your... Did you guys add... ah you guys... um In 4.2, is there... I don't remember if 4.2 had the move level up system.
01:56:48
Speaker
I thought we weren't doing that. It does, but... Number of uses.
01:56:56
Speaker
Uh, okay, does 4.2 have the move uses? Because I don't know if you guys were keeping track of that. i was I wasn't doing it. I didn't think we were using it.
01:57:06
Speaker
Okay, let's see. This is Okay, yeah, we're definitely using it. It yeah.
01:57:21
Speaker
It's an older version, but yes, we are using it. Okay, so I'm going to have to count the number of moves you guys used since you guys weren't keeping track of that and let you guys know in the future.
01:57:35
Speaker
My bad. That's fine. I forgot to tell you guys to keep track of your usages because now moves level up when you use them ten times. So after a few battles, your moves will get stronger.
01:57:48
Speaker
Just like in Rescue Team DX. Yes. So... Um, once, uh, yeah. I remember I used... Where do mark those, by the way? Uh, where it says number of uses. Um, number of uses. Okay.
01:58:02
Speaker
I used... know I used Leer once. I used, Cursed twice. don't remember how many times I used Knock Off. What, three times? Yeah, three. Um, yeah, something like that. Okay.
01:58:13
Speaker
Can you guys remember... Uh, Hikaru, I know you used Electro Ball three times. You used...
01:58:21
Speaker
oh what did you use was in that i don't remember do you know i used thunder did i use thundershock once yes yeah i used thundershock once and also charm once charm once and then quick attack yeah okay so there you go okay once you guys got it once or twice yeah yeah quick attack was used once i'm pretty sure okay cool later I'm glad. Yeah, I'll update you guys if I get that info.
01:58:48
Speaker
Okay, so, um, Mike, uh, Evelyn, you have to retroactively roll yours. Yes. Um, okay, so what are we doing? Where are we now?
01:59:00
Speaker
You guys are in the middle of the room. You can see a bright light at the end of the hallway that is right next to you. Right next to us to like our left or right? You guys are right at the entrance of a hallway. And at the end of the hallway, you can see a you can see bright lights coming out. so What you assume is the exit.
01:59:19
Speaker
Okay.
01:59:23
Speaker
I got a two. i assume we're going to go that way? Yes. I mean, if you guys want, you guys can go back to the entrance, I guess. So, towards... You said middle of the room.
01:59:34
Speaker
Yeah. ah Yes, you guys are in the middle of the room and you guys are along a wall. there is an and There is a hallway that you can see a bright light out of.
01:59:45
Speaker
So are we near are we next to the hallway entrance? or Yes, you are one space away from the entranceway of the hallway. Okay, so we're going to go... i'm going to take us to the entrance and then in one step.
01:59:58
Speaker
Yep, okay. So you are that much in. Um, going to roll for an enemy. guys haven't rolled any enemies. Because, um, I've been rolling all in- Yeah, because I have a sheet here.
02:00:09
Speaker
Uh, if you roll a 1 through a 4, you guys encounter an enemy. I have a 1 through 5. You haven't rolled that once. You guys rolled a 7, which means nothing happens. 6 to 10 is nothing. So, nothing happens.
02:00:21
Speaker
Um, Eevee, go ahead and roll a d6. You skipped me. You did yours ahead of Evelyn, remember? Oh, right. I thought we were coming back to that. My bad.
02:00:32
Speaker
Yeah, you already did yours. Eevee, go ahead and roll set d6. Well, I guess I'm feeling lazy because we're only moving one space. Alright, you move one space. guys are getting tired, apparently. And you guys roll three! You guys actually have a battle!
02:00:44
Speaker
She's so disappointed. You guys come across... Dun du dun dun dun dun... A lopunny! um like would have expected this?
02:00:57
Speaker
Not another. Can we try to recruit them now? Do you really want to? we Go for it So how does recruitment work?
02:01:11
Speaker
Roll G20. If it beats the DCI set, then based on the Pokemon's mood, then you recruit them. Simple as that. oh Well, shit would it could it be a persuasion check?
02:01:25
Speaker
Um, sure. Okay, so Persuasion is cute That's plus one for Hikaru. Because she also used Charm like outside of battle to try and uh... Like Charm person?
02:01:38
Speaker
Yeah, kind of. ah So for like an advantage roll or like a plus one.
02:01:48
Speaker
God damn it. Oh my god. way this works. Well, on the DCI i had set, it was ten, or i mean, sorry, fifteen. But, okay.
02:02:00
Speaker
We got a Lopunny. The Lopunny looks at you and like, uh, I guess we're not battling, huh? I guess not. um are we friends now?
02:02:12
Speaker
I guess. Uh, what do you need me to do? Um, just, I mean, I guess we're we're going- oh yeah, we're- wow, was in such a, um, I was in such a confusing battle just now. i forgot what- I almost forgot what we were doing, but, um, makes a history check.
02:02:36
Speaker
I think we were gonna go to the top of the mountain and try get something. I don't know. Blair, do you remember? Yes, we were trying to go to the top to find the white powder for the tuberculosis, remember?
02:02:54
Speaker
I don't know of any white powders, but there's a... Well, it's more for that special plant. that we Oh, you're talking about the daydream flower. Yeah, it's right this way.
02:03:05
Speaker
And she ah takes one step and leaves the dungeon. I think guys were like two steps away from the exit, but same difference. So you guys are now outside the dungeon. You guys have finally completed it. It took you guys like an hour and a half.
02:03:20
Speaker
Oh, wow. It's a monster house. um So you guys are now outside in the bright blindingness. And the low pony leads you to the top of the mountain. where you guys see a circle of trees.
02:03:33
Speaker
It is very beautiful. There's lots of flowers and stuff. And in the dead center is an orange flower. It is very pretty. The Lopunny point side is like, uh, this is your daydream flower I believe you were looking at, right?
02:03:46
Speaker
Uh, yes, I think that is it, actually. Now, I will say, by the way, since you were trying to recruit them, you do have the option to just recruit them if you want. yeah Whoa!
02:03:57
Speaker
Evie, do you want to do your bit now? a um I'm going to use pound on the low bunny. Yeah, because you do have pound. Are you actually going to go attack it?
02:04:20
Speaker
No, we're trying to recruit. He said that a bit earlier with the last Lopunny. I said that in the text channel. But we couldn't do it because I killed him immediately. Oh. So, okay.
02:04:32
Speaker
So are you going to send her back to Miss Flameback's place? Um, well, why don't she come with us back to New Ventus City? Uh, okay. She is now your NPC and she will follow you. Does she have a name? does um Dandelion.
02:04:52
Speaker
Her name is, yeah, Rose. Rose? No, me and Micah were thinking about the same lines. um Dandelion. Sure, Dandelion. um Yeah, her name is definitely Dandelion.
02:05:06
Speaker
That's what she tells you. that's a cute name. Yeah, thank you. My mother gave it to me when I was born.
02:05:15
Speaker
Yeah, well, well mine my name's Hikaru. my My parents named me that when I was born.
02:05:23
Speaker
Okay. She just just throws the flower. She's like, this is an awkward conversation, let's just move on. Blair said the road bliz took the flower while they were having this conversation. Oh, okay.
02:05:34
Speaker
So you have an orange flower now. Yep, slip that into my little satchel as we... um So can't the badge be used to leave the dungeon?
Return to New Ventus City and Quest Reflection
02:05:46
Speaker
yeah Yeah, you guys can return back You can use it to return back to Miss Flameback's place I thought we could use it to also leave the dungeon You can, to go back to Miss Flameback's place Well, yeah, but we have to go back to New Ventus City. We have to go to the store.
02:06:01
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So we can only go back there. okay Yes, the fast travel only works as so far as you go to the... Oh, I got an idea. I'm pretty sure. because i mean in india Actually, no. Looking at the IQ skill Escapist, you use your Explorer badge to leave the dungeon.
02:06:16
Speaker
Yeah, going to Ms. Fennbeck's place is, in fact, leaving the dungeon. i guess. I to listen back to what said about it.
02:06:26
Speaker
And she just jumps- Oh no! She jumps off the cliff! No!
02:06:34
Speaker
Okay. I'm just kidding, guys. Okay, so you guys going on down the mountain now, I'm assuming. ah Okay. Yeah, Blurr wants back down. Okay.
02:06:47
Speaker
I'm not going to make you guys go through the dungeon again, unless you really want to spend another two hours doing that. No, we speedrun. Alright, you guys sprint past all the monsters, and you guys end out at the entrance of the Tuttle of Fun.
02:07:00
Speaker
Is there anything you guys want to do before going back to New Ventus City? I want to destroy the sign. Okay, what move are you using? ah Pound. Pound. Pound the sign!
02:07:14
Speaker
Okay, go ahead and roll damage. Don't bother with accuracy since you're you have all the time in the world, so...
02:07:24
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Uh... 9, 8, 17.
02:07:27
Speaker
eight seventeen Okay, yeah, I was giving it a health of 10. The side falls obliterated on the ground.
02:07:36
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It is no longer the tunnel of fun. Sorry, the cave of fun.
02:07:41
Speaker
That was not fun. I don't want to go back in there. Okay. So now the tunnel doesn't have a name anymore. Good! It says the tunnel of love, but it's still scratched out, so. Yeah, it's still scratched out. Yeah, I scratched it out and underneath all of it, I'll write like, tunnel of not love.
02:08:02
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The tunnel of not love. It's anything but love. It's not love.
02:08:08
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Okay.
02:08:11
Speaker
Okay. She like takes her nail and just clips that, or her claw, and writes that in. Okay, the title of not love. Got it. Yeah. Okay. So, you guys go to, uh, go back to New Ventus City.
02:08:24
Speaker
After some time, you guys manage to go back into the bustling city of New Ventus City. Um, and eventually you guys go across, once again, Mama share Gerald Odds.
02:08:36
Speaker
Gerald Odds? What was her name? Gerald? Gerald Odds. Yeah, Gerald Odds. Mama Gerald Odds Magical Maladie, uh, repairing i don't know mama jeralod's magical something or other yes it was mama's neurolo magical melodies okay yeah we'll go with that okay you go all right uh so you guys have entered the store mama jeralod looks you guys is like oh well well sweeties have you come back with the magical flower
02:09:10
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Blair just like looking unscathed and looking back at the other two who are just all like cuts and bruises just pulls out her bag the the flower yeah we have it here my my dear you guys look like you had some fun she says with quotation marks i think blurs just gives her a look all right And she sets the flower down on the counter and goes into the back and comes out with a jar of medicine.
02:09:43
Speaker
Okay. And she hands it to you guys. And I think Blair will pocket that. ah Do we still to pay for this, by chance? ah Yes, please.
02:09:56
Speaker
That'll be 50
02:10:01
Speaker
Thank you so bla sleep much, Mama Gerolod. I think Blair's a bit tired of this. Like, we got the flower, but we still have to pay for it. Like, she should have a che already had this, logically. You know what? Sure.
02:10:13
Speaker
She'll drop the 50. Okay. need you guys to roll perception. Okay. o Okay. Alright.
02:10:25
Speaker
I got an 8c on that one. 11. navin one Oh no! What did you get, Eevee? Eleven. Okay, so, Blair specifically, you notice that the flowers is on the couch are completely untouched.
02:10:38
Speaker
Um, and it is sitting right next to grinding machine. Oops. It's let's completely untouched. Next to a grinding machine. So... I'm confused here.
02:10:50
Speaker
Okay.
02:10:53
Speaker
Anyway, you guys have the medicine now. What was the flower used for? Who knows? So... She does not use it. That is exactly what I... So, quick question.
02:11:07
Speaker
Did you not really need the flower at all then? Oh, no. I just needed a quick fix for my ah my little addiction here. And she starts grinding the flower up and turns it into magic flower, if you will.
02:11:22
Speaker
Magic flower flower? I think Blair just walks out. da
02:11:29
Speaker
she she she She sees us. I think Blair looks at the flower, looks at her, blinks, and just walks out. Okay. So you guys are now in possession of one special medicine.
02:11:42
Speaker
Have a nice day. And I think Blair will hand off Knicks with a, well, I i hope this helps your friends. I mean, it should work in theory. It's worked before.
02:11:56
Speaker
No reason why it shouldn't work now. Well, I'm really just hoping I don't have to enter some more shouting at me. So... That's the main part of this I'm hoping for, but I do hope it works.
02:12:11
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So do
02:12:14
Speaker
And yeah, Blair hands off the... the powder. just Just remember to put it in a drink and then give it to them. right You weren't going with them, right?
02:12:27
Speaker
Well, yeah, I'm like telling them how to do it. Okay. Okay.
02:12:32
Speaker
Okay. So you guys head back to the house across the street from the Sal's Box. And the Nickit is still sitting on the porch yelling gibberish.
02:12:44
Speaker
And Nickit's mom is out there trying to comfort her.
02:12:51
Speaker
And she sees you guys walk up. She's like, oh, oh, hey, you guys got the medicine. Oh, great. Um, yeah, bring bring it here. Blair, do you have it? I just... Well, i just had that interaction with Nyx that I handed off to him. so shakyhood I would walk up and say, well, I have it here, and I was told to mix it in some sort of drink?
02:13:16
Speaker
If that's what you said? Yes. Typically it's water, but can be any time type of drink. Okay. Okay.
02:13:32
Speaker
Okay. What kind of drink? So, yeah, okay, whatever. She did say typically water, it could be any form of drink. Yeah, ah after some time, Ilvis' mother comes out and ah with a glass of water and puts the powder into it and it turns blue.
02:13:50
Speaker
She feeds it to Ilvis and Ilvis is like, oh! I can speak! Oh my god, I'm cured! And yes, I know this medicine is supposed to take effect in an hour. I forgot.
02:14:01
Speaker
Shut up. Yeah, it's fine. The gibberish, like, it may not be noticeable right now, but like it's slowly losing volume. You guys sit there for an hour while it takes effect.
02:14:13
Speaker
right Somehow the medicine became way more powerful. You guys gave her like ten times the amount. You're supposed Ugh. ah Overdose?
02:14:25
Speaker
Yeah, she dies from a heart attack in five minutes after you leave. Nope. Well, there goes my friend. If you want it be instant, it can be instant. I don't think it matters all too much.
02:14:36
Speaker
So, the... So, Ilvis looks at you like, oh, thank you guys. I, uh... Jeez, I don't know. if i couldn't really control my body. That was so weird. ah How can I thank you guys?
02:14:48
Speaker
You should thank your friend as well. They, I mean, it's because of them that we actually found it. Uh, she looks at, uh, Nyx and she's like, oh, thank you, Nyx, I guess. Oh, what, you guys just went to the herbalist, I think is what they said.
02:15:02
Speaker
I could still hear fine. You guys didn't? Well, we, she points up to the mountain and then another thunderbolt goes off. she She's very confused.
02:15:13
Speaker
We had to go all the way up there and then the herbalist um took the flower from us and snorted it
02:15:23
Speaker
loveff flower. The medicine isn't made from flowers. It's made from sage leaves.
02:15:31
Speaker
What? Yeah. Yeah, she told... Yeah. she She told us that it was... She didn't actually need the flower. She just... She just wanted to sniff the flower. Wanted to... fill her addiction, I guess. What am I talking about? I mean, she wanted to... She wanted to make some other drug with it.
02:15:50
Speaker
So she took the flower from us and used it to...
02:15:55
Speaker
yeah Yeah, Elva sounds like I'm very confused. Why is the hell was she sending you harebrained quest? Just listen. Oh, shh. Sounds like you guys were used. Yes. Yes, we were.
02:16:06
Speaker
To fill her addiction. Jesus. Okay. Does the Lop Bunny take offense to hearing the word harebrained?
02:16:14
Speaker
Does she? No. That's funny, though. Because normal rabbits and hares really exist in this world, so. No. um Yeah, so... a Nyx's mother comes out and she hands each of you guys Need to come up with something off the top of my head!
02:16:32
Speaker
um a regular donut, because donuts are on my mind. Regular donut. I believe it gives you 25 XP. So you guys have three... Well, sorry, Eevee, you don't get one.
02:16:44
Speaker
It doesn't matter for you. You still have one just to taste it. What?! I don't get a sweet treat?! Fine. You all get a donut. You all three get a donut. It is an item that grants you, I think, 25 XP?
02:16:58
Speaker
15. 15. Okay. 15. So do we eat it now, or do we just keep it? It's up to you.
02:17:05
Speaker
Okay, i'm gonna I'm gonna eat the normal donut, and then I'm gonna save the Mega Donut. Alright. Might as well eat mine now. Yes, it is 15. Okay. And her XP goes up to 907, which is just...
02:17:21
Speaker
Just shy of the amount needed to level up. Damn. Okay. Uh, this is just... Well, do I want to do this? Mikey, you know what I'm gonna say with this, but... What?
02:17:35
Speaker
Do you want roll performance for a handshake? Oh! Uh, no, we'll get this. Is this something to with your other campaign?
02:17:48
Speaker
Yeah, it's something to do with our campaign. Roll for Handshake. Okay, then. Yeah, roll performance for Handshake. Right, we have roll performance for Hug. we have roll performance for High Five.
02:18:00
Speaker
And now we have performance for Handshake. Let's see if walle the the Handshake. Yes, I know what... That's why i said I know what you guys are talking about.
02:18:11
Speaker
Because it's a D&D specialty. Okay. I rolled a 14 for her Handshake. I rolled a one! What the hell are you doing?
Episode Wrap-Up and Announcements
02:18:22
Speaker
Eevee missed completely.
02:18:26
Speaker
you go like give me a handshake and slap me across the face? What do you do? i what it I... I accidentally scratched you. Roll a d100! I heard word scratch.
02:18:40
Speaker
Please, no! Roll a Uhhh! ah Okay, I've got a D100 right here, let me roll it. But I also have one, and I just rolled it already. What do you got?
02:18:55
Speaker
No, I'm not kidding. It did give me a hundred. No, you did. No, you Give a- show your screen. I'm not- No, that's not happening. So, sorry guys, the world's ending.
02:19:09
Speaker
In the actual system, it says, ah for Scratch. when me pull up Scratch. Okay, well, it says 100 blows up the universe that's supposed to be like 10 D 100 though.
02:19:23
Speaker
I thought it's just 1 D 100 roll D 100 now 100. Splash. I feel a splash. Okay. What is splash? Well, to go to the house, the campaign ends.
02:19:35
Speaker
Wait, doesn't do anything. Roll D 10 100. If some, what is this is? This is a If some is greater than 999, you win the campaign.
02:19:46
Speaker
What? Why is that in here? Because it's not supposed to happen, and neither is Scratch. Both of those are joke boobs, but guess it's happening. Okay. Sorry, guys. World's ending. Bye!
02:20:02
Speaker
Hello everyone and welcome to the end of the world. um Make sure you check out our Discord which is linked down in the description. We got a lot of new people joining. We got a pretty big community there now. You can also check us out on Patreon where we upload the raw audio of all of our audio.
02:20:17
Speaker
Raw audio full of all of our audio? The raw audio of all of our episodes. um but like For this episode specifically, there's about an hour of stuff that was cut that you can go check out on there. We got three different tiers, starting at $5, $10, and $20 a month.
02:20:32
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ah And at the $10 tier, you can list to all the raw audio. With that being said, we got a lot of music to list, like a lot. So without further ado... From Mr. Dungeons & Explorers of Sky and Darkness, we have Treasure Town, Wiggly Tough Guild, The Gatekeeper, Apple Woods, Craggy Coast, Foggy Forest, Northern Desert, Crystal Cave, Mount Travail, and Monster House.
02:20:55
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We also have a compilation that I used for the battle music, and the music that is entailed in there is Xenia from Waras, Red from HeartGoldSoulSilver, Giratina from Diamond pro <unk>thia from diamondant pearl and and Pearl, End Final Battle from Black and White, Gladeon from Sun and Moon,
02:21:10
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Lysandre from Ultra Sun and Moon. I don't know if that's how you say that, Lysandre. Origen Palkia Dialga from PLA. Ho-Oh from HeartGold Soul Silver. Sada and Turo from Skyline Violet. Lugia from HeartGold Soul Silver.
02:21:22
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Red and Blue from Ultra Sun and Ultra Moon. Team Magma Aqualite from Auras. Sheraman Rose from Sword and Shield. Champion Iris from Black and White 2. Ultra Nekazma from Ultra Sun and Ultra Moon.
02:21:33
Speaker
WALL-E Final Battle from Oras. Suicune from Heart Cold Soul Silver. Gym Leader Pierce from Sword and Shield. Kantos Gym Leader from Heart Cold Soul Silver. And Steven from Oras. That's probably the longest musical list I've done so far. I so much music on this one.
02:21:47
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So, thank you guys so much for listening, and we will see you guys in the next episode. Oh, and by the way, no, the show's not actually ending. So, yeah.