Arc 3 - Episode 2 - What Does the Fox Say?

Transcript

Speaker: Hello everyone, and welcome to Path Through Time. My name is Dakota, European, your GM, your GM. And sitting to my left is somebody who prefers European electrical sockets. It's me, Evelyn.

Speaker: Yeah, 220 volts is the way to go. it's um it ah European electrical sockets taste better. Tastes better.

Speaker: And sitting across to me is someone who... can only express thoughts through singing. Well...

Speaker: That is quite a fun thing. Hello, I'm Micah. I wasn't expecting you'd have to sing this episode. year I was trying. i was really trying to, but I couldn't figure wanted to go off of Anyways, hi, I'm Micah.

Speaker: And sitting to my right is someone who's trying who's still trying to speedrun Clive Antifreddies. Hello, i am Evie. And the last time I attempted to do that, I miserably failed.

Speaker: But I'm gonna keep trying. i will get there eventually. So, you guys have probably noticed that um both Eli and Jake are not here today.

Speaker: um So, i Jake never gave me a reason. He just said, I'm not coming to this recording. And then he never replied. And yes, that is exactly what Jake sounds like. um Eli... Why did Eli... It doesn't matter. Eli's not able to make the recording.

Speaker: um And as such, we have pulled on a guest. um Welcome, Evie. So he'll be playing a character in this one shot um that we'll be introducing a little bit.

Speaker: um So um with that being said, we have Evie, Evelyn, and Micah here.

Speaker: So, ah with that, Micah, do you want us to... Oh, wait, no. ah Real quick, this is a canon episode, so everything that happens in this episode will take effect in the future.

Speaker: And I need us to roll for a recap. Evie, you are exempt from this because you do not know what happened last time. So, I need everyone to roll up their V4s. Hold on, how are there Evies on the show?

Speaker: What do you mean? Yes, because her... Your initials? Yeah, her well, her other name is Evie. Yeah. guess it's like a nickname. Okay, was going to say, I haven't heard that one.

Speaker: I know some of your username says Evie, but... Well, she has said every now and again, but we don't call her with that, really. But yeah, we do have two Evies. Okay. Oh, jeez. Alright, grab my dice!

Speaker: Okay, yes. Grab all your d4s, everyone roll a d4 except for Evie, because you can't do a recap. Yeah, I wasn't actually ready. The one thing i forgot to do was grab my dice. Yeah, of course you did.

Speaker: Okay, cool. I have rolled my dice. What did you guys get? I got a four. finishing grabbing my dice. Alright, Evelyn got a four. What did you get?

Speaker: I got a...

Speaker: drum roll. I got one. Ah, okay, I got a three, so I have to do a recap. Um... Yay! Which is unfortunate because I don't remember what happened.

Speaker: Not a whole lot happened last time. Spotify saved me. Congratulations! What did I put in the description? Oh, we had nothing. Uh... Ha!

Speaker: Last time we did Japanese. We haven't uploaded the episode yet. Oh, wait, yeah, we haven't uploaded it. Shit. Um, okay, so... Are you gonna go do it now? Okay.

Speaker: What? No, I'm not gonna upload the episode now. It doesn't release. It's on, like, Saturday. Uh, so... Um, Arc 3, Episode 1. Oh, my God. Okay, so what happened is we,

Speaker: He left Sammy behind at Mr. and Mrs. Pepperoni's place. um

Speaker: Ramsey Gordon, the Licky Tongue, came and basically bought out... ah Not bought out, but provided a free... place up in Volkenberg for Sammy and his parents to escalate their business because their business was getting so good.

Speaker: So with that, Sammy has departed the podcast and after that you guys came home and what the hell did you guys do? You want me to take over? want to see if can get it. Hold on.

Speaker: You guys went home. You guys went to talk to Miss Flameback. But I don't remember what happened in the meantime. You guys talked to Miss Flameback. Oh, the trash place! Jesus!

Speaker: Okay, so you guys went to Miss Flameback's place, and you talked to her, and you guys basically had two options. You guys could go try and pursue Silver of the Espeon, or you could guys could try and go track down the blue orb, which was lost in the trash.

Speaker: Oh, there's something important. What did I miss?

Speaker: There was a new character. Oh, yeah. ah Yeah, you keep for forgetting that that's where Blair showed up. Yeah, Blair showed up. Blair joined just in time to go dig through some trash.

Speaker: So Blair joins the party and you guys head over to the Gale Beach Trash Center where it is run by and a favorite character, Johnny Trash, from our Twitch our push stream series last year.

Speaker: um And he is now running a Gale Beach Trash Company with his son, Joey Trash.

Speaker: So you guys with permission got ah went through the trash dump and searched for the blue orb to no avail. You guys found out however that very recently a mysterious trash cart got robbed by Johnny Trash's company and was last seen heading east towards New Ventus City. So you guys decided to head to New Ventus City and that is where we are taking off.

Speaker: Uh, that is where we left off last episode. Micah, can you pull us up a random move, since that is your job now? Alright, let's cosmic power on in. Alright, we are cosmic powering on in.

Speaker: So, we are actually going to start this episode with you guys arriving in New Ventus City. It is just Hikaru and Blair at the moment. Um, Bruce and Walter both got COVID from the trash heap.

Speaker: And they had their they had to stay back at the Flameback Residence for the day um to recuperate. And they're going to take the the next day's train to Nuventus City. Which I think is kind of funny because Blair is a germaphobe and Hikaru actually dug through trash and put on some trash glasses.

Speaker: Oh yeah, are you still wearing trash glasses, Evelyn? Am Oh, uh, she took off her insomnia scope. Don't worry, she i went I went to sleep. okay Okay, I was trying to see how long you were building up your... your i just think it's funny that both these characters are the ones who did not get sick.

Speaker: Yeah, so both of them got sick from the trash pile. They will join us in the next episode in the next day when they recuperate. So Blair Hikaru have been sent forth to scout up the area for anything pertaining to the trash robbery.

Speaker: All right. So you guys arrive at the Nuventus train station, and it is a very nice train station. Nuventus is a pretty decently sized city with skyscrapers and all sorts of bustling busyness.

Speaker: Um, it is not as big as Valkenburg, but it is a respectable city. So it's like Chicago? Like the Windy City? As I said, driven through Chicago and that's when I moved here to Washington.

Speaker: Um, I didn't stop anywhere, so I don't know Chicago's like. I know it has roads. I drove on them. That's about it.

Speaker: So, maybe? Yeah, I haven't been over in that area at all. Oh, I get it. Jesus Christ. Oh, okay. I'm gonna pull... Okay. it In our chat, she's she posted that new Ventus city. Ventus is like the windy city.

Speaker: God damn it. ah Take an inspiration for that. I don't usually take handout inspiration, it has been an entire arc since I've given out inspiration, and they're all for dad jokes.

Speaker: I'm pretty sure last time we stopped using them too. So now I decided to start using them again. ah yeah. If I can actually remember that they exist. Okay. So with that, you guys enter New Ventus City.

Speaker: You guys see a a nice straight pathway. lead up Left or right, you guys see a street heading down either way. You see lots of buildings on either of side.

Speaker: It is about morning. You guys took the overnight train. Um... What do you guys want to do? Oh man, I have no idea what our character dynamic is like find out Let's see Blair by actually be I'm a real concept for fun. Let me see For open purposes, okay. Well, hold on. What are you doing this role for?

Speaker: Oh, I'm just seeing like how much sleep Blair actually got because this is fresh off of seeing... Well, everything that happened in the previous day, including like watching her library get like absolutely ravaged.

Speaker: So I'm trying to it how... Huh? Roll a D8 or... Oh, I was rolling a concept just to see how much sleep she actually got, if she actually slept at all. Oh, I was like number of hours.

Speaker: Oh, yeah. I guess I could do that.

Speaker: Okay, she actually got decent sleep. She got six hours of sleep. So yeah, she was she was up for bits of the night probably wandering around but uh eventually got some sleep.

Speaker: So she's like like maybe like a little sleep deprived. was gonna say that's not what I've considered a great sleep. I usually get eight to ten hours of sleep regularly. Any last night fucking have dead last night. I don't know why I need so much sleep either.

Speaker: Oh boy, I'm gonna roll a d12. A d12? What for her? I mean, Blair typically gets up early anyway. got... 11 hours of sleep.

Speaker: Okay. The train ride was only 10 hours long. Yeah. Okay, well, i mean she overslept. Yeah, she couldn't sleep much ah the previous night, so so she slept on the train.

Speaker: Yeah, you guys we got that. Wait, that actually makes sense because you had the insomnia scope on. So as soon as you took them off, you'll have a wave of tiredness fall over you. Yeah. Well, yeah, but yeah, but you also know how tired she is like mentally.

Speaker: Yeah, the girl's got to get some rest. So, um, oh, uh, Blair, specifically your GBA starts dinging. You're getting a notification.

Speaker: All right. I think she hesitantly, like, goes to, like, slam like she does with her alarm clocks. But then says, oh, wait, this is a phone. I probably shouldn't do that. And, uh, like, like, looks at it, like, see what the notification is.

Speaker: It is a notification specifically to you. It's a text message from Flameback, Miss Flameback. And it says, I have found a suitable replacement for your library.

Speaker: And it shows a picture of a Feebas. It is front door fish.

Speaker: Can roll history to see, like, because he was already in Valkenburg, right? Can roll to see if she already knows this guy? Uh, sure. Go ahead and roll me a, uh, go ahead and roll me history. Yeah, just smart. Alright, yeah, smart. Where's my smart stat? There it is.

Speaker: Uh, 13. Okay, you know Front Door Fish. He works at the grocery store. He works at the hospital. He works at the fire department. You want me to name some more? think you should just text back, isn't this the guy that already has 13 different jobs?

Speaker: She replies back, 26. So you got 13. Are you sure he should be taking another job if he already has this many? ah She replies back, 27, with an asterisk mark.

Speaker: I don't have a much of a say in this now, do I? nope

Speaker: um but I feel like I was i should have more... i feel like I should have more control over my own library, but okay then. yeah, Miss Pointback just texted Mike, like, you alright with this?

Speaker: Uh, I mean, are there any other candidates? Just in case? She sends you a picture of a Charmander and a... and a Ponysaw.

Speaker: How is, uh... Oh, no. Uh...

Speaker: oh no ah How is a... Well, a fire Pokemon could keep all the candles lit. Yeah, but and also a wooden man it's also a wooden library.

Speaker: or at least most of it is wooden. You know what's in libraries, right? But yeah, it's if it's not the library itself that's made out wood, it's the books themselves. are ah They're all flammable.

Speaker: Right, they're made out of wood too. Yes, Yeah, some of our history books are sold that they're made on wood and paper alone. Okay. yeah she text Yeah, she texts back, these are your three options.

Speaker: You know, front doorfish should be fine. Alright, she sends you a thumbs up. As long as I can check in every once in a while. She sends you another thumbs up. Alright, that'll do it. Okay.

Speaker: Yeah, like, look at the other two, she immediately got like like ah like a headache, like her dangerous sense went off. Like, yeah, I don't think this is a good idea. Okay. So, with that, um, which way down the street are you guys going? Or do you guys have a specific purpose in mind? Um...

Speaker: Who was that? What? i was checking my phone, I got a notification from somebody, I forgot YouTube Shorts was open. That's funny. Me to tame a horse?

Speaker: Gotta take that ponytail somehow. okay all alright. What are you guys doing now that you are in New Ventus City? Uh... Blaira, I think, is... Wait, hang on. Is Hikara doing anything currently?

Speaker: Um... She's just sitting pretty, I guess. Okay. I mean... What are... Like, i What are we even doing? she's It's like she just got up and walked out the train with you.

Speaker: yeah Yeah, Blair's been for the past few hours. Yep. So, yeah yeah you guys are attempting to find the trash bandits. Whatever you guys want to do, you guys can do.

Speaker: I feel so refreshed after 11 hours of sleep. On a 10-hour train ride. Yeah, i feel i feel so I feel so excited like a like an Electron.

Speaker: I feel like what happened is she tried to get her her glasses off like on the walk tour the to the train station, like slumped over asleep, and then Blair just ended up carrying her the rest of the way.

Speaker: no. That's why like she had the extra hour of sleep.

Speaker: The dad where she got so much good sleep, she managed to compress time itself. I don't know, you tell me. Press time itself? Anywho. time Time and space are breaking because of the legendaries, so.

Speaker: Yeah. Yeah. very well yeah Blair probably went to go get herself like a cup of coffee at a bakery somewhere. Real quick. She went to the local... um but What's it called?

Speaker: um Coffee shop? No, it's not the coffee shop. There's a name I had for it. ah Star Sawsbuck's coffee.

Speaker: Sawsbuck's, yes. okay but saw bugs It's a chain. Are we bringing back Sawsbuck? Yeah. I mean, it could be a chain. Yeah, because Sawsbuck's coffee is where Joe Fuck was located.

Speaker: i was going to say, did Joe Fuck come back? Well, no, this is a different location, so Joe Fuck's in Bülkenberg. It is. yeah Okay, so you guys are going to Sawsbuck's.

Speaker: Yeah, this is his ah this is his mom, motherfucker. I love that. Oh my god. Is she magic heart? You guys enter the sauce box coffee, and inside you guys see a Hitmonchan manning the barista desk.

Speaker: Okay. Alright. Hitmonchan's the one with the punchy hands, right? Yes. Okay. Hitmon Lee is the legs and then Hitmon top is the guy that spins like a Beyblade.

Speaker: Yeah, that makes sense based on their names. Okay, so there's a Hitmon Chan. um Manning the desk, there are many guests milling about. Or not milling about, they're sitting at tables. And the smell of coffee and fresh coffee beans arominates, is that a word?

Speaker: Arominates the air. Is in the air, you know what I'm saying. It smells good. Okay. Fills the air. Do we want to like use made up Pokemon names for the coffee types or just... No, I'm just gonna say just grab a coffee. This is not part of the story.

Speaker: Yeah, okay. Blimey would probably just ask for this is a cappuccino and then just call it good. Just one coffee? i She turns to Hikaru asks if she wants anything.

Speaker: Oh, okay. okay Oh, yeah. Yeah, I'll definitely, uh, let me see, let me, uh, let me get a Oh, you know what would be good?

Speaker: what would be good right now is a, like a, um, mocha latte? don't know you do that, it's got like chocolate and coffee in it.

Speaker: Yeah, okay. I need you guys to go first, I need, uh, Blair's the one going up to the stand, right? Yeah. i mean, Blayde doesn't have- Blayde doesn't have much, but like, she's paying for her coffee. chip She makes her coffee at home, but uh, yeah, well, she doesn't got that right now.

Speaker: Perception, you said? Yeah, that's beauty. Okay. You need me roll this as well? Only if you're going up to the yeah desk. Click counter. I'm gonna go up. Hikaru's so excited because she you know shes she's been so tired for the last few for the last few days, the last few episodes, that she likes finally she gets a chance to like caffeinate herself.

Speaker: I rolled an 11, by the way. yeah Nat 1. Alright, you guys didn't anything. So you guys go up to the barista, and he's like, what can I get for you guys today?

Speaker: I think we just... Oh, sorry. Go ahead. No, no, no. You order first, Blair. ah Okay. I'll just get a cappuccino. car Caramel cappuccino, if you don't mind.

Speaker: Alright. He slides one over to you. yeah

Speaker: And he wants to actually pay for these? odd well's Well, it isn't character. Pay five poke per piece. Okay. Okay. Not in character. It's in canon. So, yeah. yeah if it was If it wasn't canon, I wouldn't bother. But, yeah.

Speaker: Yeah. Blair will, like, slip him 10. hope that sounds awfully cheap. Yeah. Blair will slip him 10 since both of them are drinking. All right. Thank you, man. All right. What about you?

Speaker: And he looks like Hikaru. Oh, um... Oh, sorry, I lost focus for sec. Um, could I get a... Could I get, like, a mocha latte with with a little spritz of caramel?

Speaker: Alright. He, uh, makes a mocha latte real quick, and you see he puts more than just a little caramel in there. And he hands it to you. Alright. Itadakimasu!

Speaker: And he's looking at you expectantly. I already paid for the drink. Oh, you paid for both of them? Yeah, that's what was saying. Oh, I thought you were tipping him. Yeah, I thought you were tipping him, too. Alright, in that case, yes. guess I can... No, no, no. Hikaru thinks she's tipping him.

Speaker: I know what you said.

Speaker: Okay, like so. I already got us covered. It's okay. Oh, thank you. You're too kind. Well, if we're gonna be traveling together now, I may as well might as well try to take care of one another.

Speaker: Okay, as you guys are drinking coffee, I want you guys to add plus one to your initiative modifiers for the rest of this episode. Yippee! Caffeinated. Oh, where do we do that? So, plus one to d-speed.

Speaker: Oh, like temp bonus plus one? Yes, yeah, temp bonus plus one. o Caffeination! Yep. Nice!

Speaker: I got a speed boost! It's gonna be... My Electro Ball's gonna be even better! I'm gonna be... I'm gonna be the greatest... Ooh.

Speaker: I'm gonna be the world's greatest Pokemon Idol! And with that, I want you guys to roll another Perception. all Alright. I think Blaise is a little slow right now because she's like... I think she's one of those people just like really kind Really just kind of slow until they get their coffee.

Speaker: Not necessarily grumpy, just like... and Give me a few minutes. I need to wake up first.

Speaker: Okay. Perception, you said. So that's a 14. Okay. Evelyn? Got a 21. Oh, 21. Okay. So, um, both of... ah First, I'm going to get to Evelyn.

Speaker: Evelyn, you notice a name tag on the desk and it says Jackie Shit. What? Jackie Shit? Yes, I'm continuing the trend from the other sauce box.

Speaker: Oh no, is that like JS? JavaScript. The other thing you guys hear is you hear a loud howling coming from the house across the sauce box.

Speaker: I just hear a bunch of screaming for some reason and you see an Eevee and a Nickit standing out on the porch of a house.

Speaker: Oh my gosh. we should It's too early for this right now. Well, specifically you see the Nickit is screaming. Eevee is not screaming.

Speaker: Okay. i hope so' always I hope they're okay. I think we should take them out and make sure they're okay.

Speaker: I think Blair kind of just raises our hands ah her to her head and kind of rubs ah she She rubs her eyes a bit.

Speaker: the Like the bridge of her nose. I don't know what that ah the hand face size is actually called. But she does that look like a... Okay, she just rubs her temples.

Speaker: like Yeah, okay. It's early for this, but sure. Yeah. Okay. Yeah. Yeah. Let's see if we can help them out.

Speaker: All right. that she sis up She sips her cappuccino. Okay. Yeah. Finish your drink. Let me finish my drink too. Glug, glug, glug. Finishes it. Yep.

Speaker: She slips down. Oh man, hope there's enough. I hope there's public bathrooms in the city. She points to the one that was in the sauce box. ah Just oh yeah, you're right. Just just just pop it at any sauce box and I guess they'll let you use their toilets i mean there's I Assume there's simply public restrooms in like a public establishment Yeah, but you gotta pay first before you can She pulls over still says public restroom I also will say you guys just paid for stuff. So yeah,

Speaker: Ah, it's okay, we can come back here later if we need to. Yeah, okay. Blair finishes up, slipper down her cappuccino, drops them the trash can, and walks out the door towards the screaming.

Speaker: Alright, yeah, we we head over. Okay, as you guys head over to the porch where all the screaming is happening, you can see you can see an Eevee trying to calm down a niggit. Eevee, this is your character. Who would have guessed? Why don't you introduce who your character is?

Speaker: Eevee? Sorry, something stuck in my throat. um You are. What?

Speaker: Were you not listening? No, i I was, but ah I needed a drink of water, so that sidetracked me. Go ahead and give the audience a description of who your character is that you're playing, and why there is a screaming nicket in front of you. Or rather, a yelling nicket, I guess.

Speaker: Okay. So, why don't you introduce who your character is, and why there is a nicket in front of you yelling gibberish. Are they yelling specifically the word gibberish or they yelling con gibberish?

Speaker: No, they're just babbling gibberish really loudly. can't get the notification. because No, it's like they're saying their name, but it's just the word gibberish in different ways. No, no, no. no their name is gibberish and they're speaking in many different languages.

Speaker: Uh. Geez. No, no, they're just they're just yapping gibberish really loudly.

Speaker: Alright.

Speaker: So I am playing an Eevee named Nyx, and I am currently visiting my friend Yelvis, who I don't know why it is shouting a bunch of gibberish at me.

Speaker: So, trying to calm them down so I can figure out what's happening. Okay. And... And with that, the crew is up there on the porch with you guys, I'm assuming?

Speaker: I guess we are. are we like Are we just standing in front of the porch? Is it a house? I'm sure Nyx notices you guys at this point, so...

Speaker: So, up to you guys. What are you guys doing? Roleplay. Okay. right Are we just going to the like So, are they on a house? Yeah, they're and they're at the front of a house on a porch.

Speaker: okay um Okay. So, we're standing we're standing just in front of the steps to the porch, I guess? Pretty much. you guys are on the sidewalk. So, it's sure.

Speaker: Something... Is something going on with those two, Blair?

Speaker: I... That Nick is... I mean, whatever they're doing is starting to hurt my head. But, um yes, I think if I and just understand what that is, could Blair actually roll a medicine check?

Speaker: ah Sure, go for it. Because I'm sure like, she was a library, she might have seen this in like a medicine book or a doctor's book once twice. Sure, want all three of you guys to roll medicine.

Speaker: So I believe that is smart.

Speaker: I believe it's beauty. It is beauty. Yes, it's beauty. I always feel like it should be smart, but for some reason it isn't. So Eevee, you're going to roll a d20 add your beauty modifier, which is the number six. I got six.

Speaker: Alright, so 6 plus your beauty? No, a 4 plus beauty. Ah, 4 plus 2 is 6. Okay, what do you what ah about the others? I got a 5. I got myself a natural 20.

Speaker: Okay, Blair, you've seen this in your textbooks. You recognize this as gibberish-itis. Just

Speaker: It is a sickness um that it is very rare, but it can only be cured with the medicine. ah The special medicine. TM, I guess. don't know. Are talking about the one from HeartGold? Are you talking about the one from Gen 2 for the Ampharos?

Speaker: I have no idea what you're talking about. I've never played HeartGold SoulSilver. Ow! Fucking shit. Sorry, i I hit my wall. Uh... I remember that's what you needed for, um... I forgot her word name is, but... The amphoras in the lighthouse.

Speaker: I don't know what you're talking about. I just made this up on the fly, That's what a special medicine is for them. It's a special medicine. and That's what I'm gonna call it. Insert medical term of medicine here.

Speaker: Okay.

Speaker: Okay. let me Let me take a look. Um... From understanding it visually alone, i think that is just gibberish-itis.

Speaker: It's kind of a funny term, but it's a rare disease that, well, you can see what happens when they act this way.

Speaker: This is what follows, and it can't really be understood as a result. Huh, well sometimes I feel like I can't speak, but it's not never that extreme.

Speaker: um Definitely, we should definitely help them. Yeah, since this is not normal, this could use, for the medical treatments, you do need a special type of medicine for it.

Speaker: So maybe they know that or they don't, I guess we'll have to see.

Speaker: Oh, what kind of medicine? Is it?

Speaker: It is a... i don't know, just make something up on the fly. It's a special type of powder. yeah it's it's It's specifically a white powder.

Speaker: It's a special type white powder that you will typically mix into a liquid, typically water in most cases. that after roughly an hour should fade away the sickness.

Speaker: And after four hours? After an hour. After an hour, yeah, i know. I heard what you said. Yeah. I think Blares was like, re-clarifying. Yeah.

Speaker: Mm-hmm. Alright. It doesn't seem that they have it, though, or at least don't know about it, so... We should probably offer our help.

Speaker: Mm-hmm.

Speaker: Yeah. And... With that, Blair would try to approach. Uh... um... Is your friend okay? I understand what this may be, if you don't know what it is.

Speaker: I just... She would say to Nyx. Yeah, uh... I don't know. I just showed up and then they just started talking like this and I don't know what caused it and I've just been trying to calm them down because they won't stop yelling at me.

Speaker: And I've been getting weird looks all day. yeah why are they yelling? That's, I mean, you know, Blair told me it was, it looked like some sort of what would What did she call it? um Gybrishitis? Gybrishitis. Yes, gybrishitis.

Speaker: um Yeah, that so not it's probably not personal. Evie. Well, I would hope it's not because and I didn't do anything specifically to offend them.

Speaker: No, this is... and The way it's transmitted is a bit up in the air, but this is typically a result of the sickness.

Speaker: It is at this point a... What's the evolve form of Nickit called? Hold on one second. ah Uh... Thievul. Thievul, okay.

Speaker: A thief comes out of the house, and you see it is, um, it is Ilvis' mother, and she's like, uh, oh, hey, Nix, have you, uh, guided to calm down at all? I've been trying. I really have, but I don't think I've had any luck.

Speaker: Okay, you should probably go visit the herbalist, then. There's one on X Street. Um, I don't know. Uh, she can probably sort you guys out if you guys will go visit her.

Speaker: ah Okay. I'm gonna say you know where the herbalist is. It is herbalist Gerolod. Gerolod. Gerolod. What the fuck? I had a name for her. ah Egg Street.

Speaker: ah Her name is Gerolod. Sure.

Speaker: don't know.

Speaker: Anyway. Gerolod. Anyway, she is the herbalist with the medicine.

Speaker: Alright. Evie, you know her as a um an old, wrinkly, bellawesome who's very wise but also very weird.

Speaker: like a witch doctor? ah Pretty much, sure. Yeah, we'll go with that. like I'm thinking more like a bayou witch, but yeah. Yeah. Your typical witch doctor what I'm thinking of. A tribalist doctor.

Speaker: I'm thinking more of a doctor witch rather than a witch doctor. Okay. Okay.

Speaker: Anyway, that's the information you guys have, so. Yeah. So do we... Is that information? Do we have that information? Well, you guys just guys heard... You guys heard Elvis' mother say that, so yeah.

Speaker: Oh, okay. Oh, yeah, yeah. Evie got it. That is what I based it off of. It's Mama Odie from... ah Is it the Princess Frog? What is that called? Yes.

Speaker: Oh, yeah. Uh, Blair, maybe we should go get that medicine the that the, uh, the Nickit needs. Um... Yes, so that would be... Oh, um, is Ilvis a he or a she?

Speaker: Or they? It's a he. Oh, she. Sorry. She. She, okay. Yeah. We should get the medicine she needs. That, yes, that would actually be pretty... That would be nice, so at least that way she can quiet down a little bit.

Speaker: I agree. Yeah. Do we know how to get to... Do we know how to get to her place? Oh, one of you three does.

Speaker: I mean, the Thievul did say, like, Blair and Hickard did hear that, right? Sure. ah But I'm saying that Evie knows of this herbalist, having lived in New Ventus City, so.

Speaker: Like, X Street and what Cross Street? Well, X Street, I was saying, like, x as in, I don't feel like giving the street a name. kind of what we gave it We gave her the name to be a certain shaggy. It could totally be X Street, though, like, you know, Street, L Street. It's only x it's on the intersection of X and Y Street. You have to solve for X.

Speaker: Okay. well Why do I have to do calculus now? Y equals 32, by the way. Solve for X. Uh, okay. Uh, minus Y from both sides, which is 32, so X is negative 32. There you go.

Speaker: You guys gotta go to negative 32th street. Negative street? Negative 32nd street we go. Yeah, there you Hmm. negative thirty second straight we go yeah there we go yeah Alright. So the intersection of X Street and negative 32nd Street.

Speaker: Yep. Alright. Alright. This is such an interesting street grid. Yep. 32th Street. Oh, shut up. just Yeah, negative tooth, like, teeth street.

Speaker: Yeah. I called it 32th Street. Okay. How dare you. So, hearing that conversation between Nyx and the Thievul, Bley would say, i then assume you know where the herbalist is?

Speaker: I know like the general area of where it would be, yeah.

Speaker: Well, let's try to get moving so we can help her.

Speaker: Well, where are we? How are we gonna... Do we know how to navigate there? Yeah, what street are we on? You guys are on W Street. W... we're on W Street... and what?

Speaker: Um, uh, Z. lucky I don't know! Wait, so we're on W Street, then X Street is right next door. Yes, but it's on the intersection. 59th Street.

Speaker: Yes, but X Street is also nicknamed Street, so... Oh, jeez. That was great. You gotta to go to the other side of X Street, which is also called 32th Street.

Speaker: Oh, boy. Mm-hmm.

Speaker: Alright, well... Alright, well lead the way... Do you have map at least? Nix, if you can. Alright. If you can. So, like go for it. I'm saying of care, though. I don't think Blay would sound that like that. Alright, let's see if... don't think she'd be that careless.

Speaker: Let's see if I can remember these streets now that I've been confused by them. Okay, so which street are you going to? What's the intersection? Uh... and 32th, thought.

Speaker: Mmm, nope X and 32th at the same street. No wait, no X and Y we're going to X and Y X and There you go. You go to negative 32th and Y and at the corner is a little shop called What did I call her? Jerilod? Jerilod? Jerilod?

Speaker: Mama Jerilod's magical maladies Write that down. It's not very funny reference, I swear

Speaker: Alright, so you guys get there and it's a- oh you actually got it. Mama Gerlach's magical something or other. There you go. ah It's a shop that has a lot of potions and leaves and stuff and plants and all kinds of natural remedies sitting in the shop front window.

Speaker: As you guys enter, You, uh, the entry bell rings. Uh, little doorbell rings. Not a doorbell, the bell that's on a door. What are those things called? The entryway doorbells? Entrybells? You know what I'm talking about.

Speaker: Sure, door chime. Door chimes. Sure. We'll go with that. a Door chimes. The door chime chimes. And... Christ. You guys see Mama Gerilod standing at the counter.

Speaker: And she looks over at you guys and you see indeed a wrinkly blossom. She is of clearly very old. She has her red flower on on the top head is white with age.

Speaker: And she looks at you and she's like, my name, my children, what can I do for you today? oh hi. Are you Mama Gerilod? Indeed, yes, that is me. I am Mama Gerilod.

Speaker: Well, uh, good to meet you. Um, we have a friend who needs some help, who needs some medicine. Ooh, and what kind of medicine do you require?

Speaker: I forget what it's called. Blair? Uh...

Speaker: It is called the white powder that should be used for gibberish-itis. Ah yes, I do indeed have some white powder that should be used for gibberish-itis. It's here in the back.

Speaker: And you see she goes into the back and rummages around for a minute and she comes back she's like, actually I don't have any more apparently. ah However, I could be persuaded to make some more if I have the right ingredients.

Speaker: I mean, isn't that her entire job, though? Why should we have to persuade her to do her job? Well, she doesn't have the materials to make it, so she can't make it. Why are persuading her to get them, then? Because that's also her job. Okay, go ahead and roll persuasion against her... What?

Speaker: Anti-persuasion? That's just her logic, though. right, I'm having her roll a logic roll. She's got a... I've got a Q plus one.

Speaker: All right, I got 19. Go for it. Uh, Blair has a zero. Okay, I'll roll. Yeah, she rolled a 19. Hikaru got a six.

Speaker: Okay. Nyx got a 17. Uh, I mean, if we really want her to roll, I guess we're all- Are we all rolling, then? yeah Sure. guess. i also got six.

Speaker: Damn. Yeah, she got a 19. So, she, uh, she's like, I need the powder. the The powder that comes from the daydream plant. that grows only on the top of Mount Kragle Spire, and she points out the window and a lightning bolt cracks on the top of a mountain in the distance.

Speaker: What you supposed to get flashbacks to the Christmas episode? It is not made of wood, it is made of rock. You never know, it can be painted! so she looks at you and is like, one flower from the plants of the daydream, and it can cure any disease, ailment, or sickness.

Speaker: All you must do is climb to the top of Mount Kragle Spire. that one. And pass through the cave of... What's a synonym for wonder? Um...

Speaker: Fun! The cave of fun! That sounds menacing! What kind of fun are we having? a cave miracles.

Speaker: It was a cave of- Miraculous. Yes.

Speaker: What do people do in the cave of fun? Oh, don't you worry, sweetie! You see... a

Speaker: mommy blossom and diable blossom love each other very much! Okay, okay. Oh, Sure. so that's what's so of wait so pollen but sure They had to rename this homo of love to make it more child friendly.

Speaker: Yes.

Speaker: Okay. So, she's, uh, yeah, she says, you must enter cave of fun. and It's not very fun, by the way. I've been there myself.

Speaker: You must climb into the- Why'd they name that? Fuck if I know. I'm not the cave neighbor.

Speaker: And only once you climb to the top of Mount Kraglespire can you obtain the illustrious Daydream Flower. The miracle flower that could cure any ailment. Hmm, could we bring some back here so you can grow them?

Speaker: Uh, sure, that'd be nice. Hmm. Alright.

Speaker: Alright. Ugh, this is- I get- Sorry, go ahead. Uh, well, Blair, what do you want to do? Well, I don't want to sit by and watch his naked suffer, so I guess we only really have the one option. Plus, on the way there we could scup out more of the area since we have to for the others.

Speaker: Make sure can... Well, we we can still see in the meantime if we find anything leading back towards the the Strauss card napping.

Speaker: Oh, the trash car. The trash napping. Yeah, Oh, I meant like sleeping. I gotcha. o yeah Oh, trash car... robbery. like right Yeah, like kidnapping. Yeah, the rap robbery.

Speaker: Yeah, that's what I Yeah, the ra-bery. I like the ra-bery. The ra-bery! The ra-bery! You gotta get them ra-bers! I was gonna ask you, how does a cart sleep? What?

Speaker: How does a cart sleep? Isn't it you guys know what to do? I meant napping like a kid napping. Yeah, but... Yeah, look at like a child napping. Like a child sleeping. Yeah. We're moving on. Okay, so.

Speaker: um The, the, the, the, the... Mama, not Odie, Mama... Mama Gerald. Mama Gerald. Mama Gerald.

Speaker: um Mama Gerald gives you directions to the Cave of Fun. She hands you hand-drawn map on a napkin. And she yeah waves you goodbye. She says, have fun, sweeties.

Speaker: Blair just brings up on her GPA. Brings up the map on her GPA. Okay.

Speaker: We'll do our best.

Speaker: Yeah, Blaze also waves goodbye as they head out. Thank you. So is Nyx coming with us?

Speaker: I assume as much. Am I? No, just you him ba just to leave him behind. That's it for the episode. Alright. Well, thanks for having me. I'll listen to it when it comes out.

Speaker: Alright, see yeah

Speaker: Alright, let's get going. Also, are we leaving the Nickit back at the house, or is Nickit coming with us? Oh, no, the Nick is back at the house.

Speaker: Okay. The Nick is living with her parents. I didn't remember what we did with her. or I also forgot her name. Yilvis. There we go. Yes. Yeah, Yilvis. Alright.

Speaker: Okay. So there's three of us. There's ah there's me, there's Nix the Eevee, there's Blair the Absol. um Yeah, I think we'll, you know, but we'll be a good team. We can help find that medicine flower together.

Speaker: I think we should be fine. Yeah. Yeah, she kind of like looks up to the mountain with a worrying worry and look and yeah I know that episode was non-canon, but it's like, it's canon in my mind.

Speaker: It's head canon. Yeah, Blair always has flashbacks to random one shots that never happened. Definitely happened. Yeah, alternate reality of flashbacks. What fuck was that?

Speaker: you guys hear that? Hear what? no No. Hold on one second. My cat is... to beat car My cat is triggering my propane alarm. God damn it. Uh oh.

Speaker: Commercial break! No, yeah that's fine. but so i i So I live in a camper, right? My camper is... All of mine heating and everything is propane powered. So I have this ah little... um In the bottom corner, I have a propane detector.

Speaker: And he just turned it on to test mode, I think is what it was. ah And I just heard it go, eatep eep, eep, eep. I was like, what the fuck? Yeah, looked down, there's just the LED on on it.

Speaker: No, you're just schizophrenic. Well, I didn't turn the alarm off. I turned it off with test mode. Okay. Do we want to cut that, by the way? Nah, it's fine.

Speaker: It's an interesting little tidbit. Tupelo's trying to catch my fucking camper on fire. Alright, let's keep it rolling. Maybe we make some small talk on the way to the place.

Speaker: Yeah, so you guys having a fun discussion about propane on the way to the mountain. And after a few hours, you guys eventually roll up to a large mouth cave. It is very dark inside, and you see a big sign that says the tunnel of love, and it's all scratched out. And there's another sign next to it that says the cave of fun that's not scratched out.

Speaker: Uh-huh. Had make a child from this somehow. oh my gosh. I don't even know at this point. This is all weird. This is really really weird. It's called improvisation.

Speaker: Yeah. Alright. Definitely looks like a lot of fun.

Speaker: Oh, yeah. Guys, ready to have some fun?

Speaker: Uh, sure. as long as we don't, as long as it's too dangerous.

Speaker: Okay. Nyx full sprint runs in. No, I'm kidding. oh Okay! I'm ready for some fun. How old it is, uh, is Nyx?

Speaker: I hate being asked this question for every single time that I have been asked. Oh, okay. Well, if you want it to be unnamed, that's fine. Unnamed. Unnamed. Okay, you are an unnamed age.

Speaker: Uh, so. Cause, yeah, Blair's 19, think Hikaru's 18. Yeah. yeah Or no, I'd say 7 at the least. okay You guys all turned 18 at the beginning of the show, so you guys are like 18 or like 2 weeks old.

Speaker: Cause, like, yeah, Sean said like 15 days passed, right? um Just about. and I don't know. I wasn't there. don't know. So, um, you guys entering the cave?

Speaker: for what It sounds like we're going in. Full sprint. All right. Full sprint inside. so it is time. You know what time it is? Uh, it's time for everyone's favorite minigame!

Speaker: it with me, everyone! roll of that die What? a desync on that. Oh, come Nope.

Speaker: Okay, so this is going to be a D6 dungeon. Now, Eevee, I know you've never done, uh, you're not very familiar with the system, you've never done mystery dungeons. I have generated a mystery dungeon with enemies...

Speaker: Items and stuff. So, um, you guys are each going to take turns rolling dice. In this case, it is a D6 dungeon based on its size. so You guys are going- I'm going to describe the dungeon to you, and you've played Mr. Dungeon Games before, right?

Speaker: Evie? No. Oh, great! Okay, um... So you are in a a dungeon. It is a tile-based system. you got I'm going to describe the dungeon to you, and you guys will each take turns rolling a dice to move the group to that number of steps.

Speaker: Oh, wait. Maybe I played something like this. Never mind. I've at least heard of it. Okay. Sorry. every time Every time the group lands on a space, I roll a dice to see what happens on that space.

Speaker: Sometimes nothing will happen. Sometimes you'll find an item. Sometimes you'll step on a geodude. Who knows? So... Um, with that, who wants to roll the first d6? Oh, gosh. I feel like our guest honor should... I was gonna say, maybe our guest of honor should do it.

Speaker: Alright, I'll roll first. Okay, go ahead and give me a d6. A five. Okay, so first of all, let me explain what you guys see. You guys enter a five by five room, um, and you see something glittering on the other side of the room next to the doorway into a hallway.

Speaker: And you said you rolled a five? Yes. Um... If you, so directly in front of you is the doorway to a hallway. One space to the right of the door is an item.

Speaker: You can move five spaces to just, uh, six spaces will get you into the doorway. Five spaces will get you directly next to the item. So what do you guys want to do?

Speaker: Just moving towards the hallway? it's ah It's his thing. It's for all of you guys to discuss. so I think we should go get the item. I think so. Yeah, let's just get next to the item.

Speaker: Alright, you guys move five steps forward and we're one spot spot away from an item. And you guys get... ah You guys find 55 sitting on the ground from where you landed.

Speaker: So each of you guys add 55. I'm not doing the math. I split it up, so everyone take 55. Okay. Okay. okay

Speaker: Alright. Alright, who's rolling the d6 next? Uh... Real I2, Evelynn? Um... Yeah, sure. Um... Okay. Chewing something.

Speaker: In that case, the turn order is decided. It'll go Eevee, Evelynn, and then Micah. And repeat from there. Eevee and then other Eevee. Okay. Yeah. Alright, it's Eevee, Eevee, Micah.

Speaker: Yep. Oh, gosh. I got a five. Okay, so these the item is one space to your right. The doorway is one space in front of you. I'm gonna go right.

Speaker: Alright, you go right one space using a one turn of movement. You pick up a mega donut. A mega donut? Okay. Hold up, wait a minute. The description for this is anyone who eats this donut instead of gains 50 XP points.

Speaker: Okay. Okay, so should which of us should take it um I mean, you could take it because you did get it. Alright, I'll take it. Or at least hold on to it.

Speaker: Okay. So, alright, you have four spaces left. Two spaces will get into the hallway. o Okay, so next um so next car we're going to go back to the doorway and then two steps into the hallway.

Speaker: Okay, so that's one, two, three, four. You can take three steps into the hallway. Three. Okay, never mind. Five, then. Three steps into the hallway. Yeah, you rolled a five already. Right, right, right.

Speaker: Yeah, so. I rolled an eleven, so you get find even more poke, I guess. Everyone add twenty-three poke to your character sheets. Twenty-three, okay. Yeah, I rolled a thirteen, then a twelve.

Speaker: Okay, at the end of the hallway, you can see you you can see the end of the hallway pretty close in front of you, and you see a and room that's slightly larger than the one you have. Or slightly larger than the one you guys were just in.

Speaker: Okay, I think it's Blair's turn roll. Yep. It is Mike's turn to roll d six

Speaker: That's fives across the board! Jesus. Okay, you take two, three steps and you enter the big room. To your left, you see a ah doorway leading into another hallway, and straight ahead of you also see a doorway leading into another room.

Speaker: Any items around? okay Uh, yes. You... no. Nope. Nope. Nope. No items. Uh, I will say, because this is a split path, I will give you the option to roll investigation to figure out which one is the better path to take.

Speaker: You bet. Just so this doesn't take million years, because depending on which path you take, you could end up going the circles, or you could end up taking a super long route. Okay.

Speaker: I roll investigation, got myself a 16. No, I forgot my smart modifier, so that'd be 18. Okay. Okay. you look You see forward, will is the tunnel seems darker, and from that you can infer that there is it is much further away from entrance. So if you turn to the left, it is closer to the exit.

Speaker: Okay. Guess we're going left then? Okay. So you guys have two more spaces left, right? Yeah. Okay, so you've moved two more spaces to the left, and you're halfway to the hallway.

Speaker: Rolled. Ooh, an 18. You guys find on the ground i need to look at item generator. Hold on one second. um I want someone to roll me a D286. You bet.

Speaker: Just like last episode. I need to fabricate myself an actual two hundred d two hundred and eighty six so I can use this because this is the second episode where we've used that. Alright, how about 104?

Speaker: You look on the ground and you find... ah You find a cover band. The cover band is as follows. When held, if the team is about to take damage, you take damage. You can take damage instead.

Speaker: So, you have one cover band. Uh, does Blair know that this is a cover band. so Roll... What's magic? Arcana. Arcana, okay.

Speaker: Arcana, that's another smart rule, so 14 plus 2 for a 16. Yes, so you can tell us's a cover band, and you know what it does. Okay. Okay, well, that's a cover band. That could be useful later.

Speaker: And so we'll slip it on. Okay, so you are now wearing a cover band. At any time during... Blair's probably the worst person to wear a cover band, by the way, because you're a glass cannon.

Speaker: Well, it is what it is, bud. At any time during combat, you may choose to take damage for another player when they're being attacked. ah However, you must declare that before damage is calculated. I'm gonna make that happen.

Speaker: oh Yeah. We'll have to let see, I guess.

Speaker: and Okay. yeah It just gives you another option of something I can do. yep Okay. Cool. Eevee, go ahead roll me a D6.

Speaker: A six. Aye, nice. So, you take one, two, three, four steps, and you guys enter another hallway. Five, six, you make it slightly down the hallway. And I'm throwing my dice on my cat. Sorry, TP.

Speaker: Congratulations. threw my dice and it landed on him. Cat abuse. Poor buddy. Now he's being friendly. He wants me to pet him, but he's on the floor and I'm not. Okay.

Speaker: He... ah God, what is with these rolls? What did have on my chart for that number? Hold on a second. Uh, nothing happens. So.

Speaker: Yep, Hikaru, go ahead and roll. Your name's Hikaru, your name is Zeppelin. Well, I'm rolling for Hikaru, so it's okay.

Speaker: Six! Good god, what is with these rolls? Okay. Okay. One, two, three, four, five, six. You are just about to exit the hallway, but you see in front of you.

Speaker: Roll in perception. Perception. have car role Perception. That is my strong suit.

Speaker: Five. Nope. You don't notice anything. All right. ah Micah, go ahead and roll a d6. You bet. That's a one.

Speaker: you You take one step... Wait, did I roll item for ya you, Hikaru? No, I didn't. Sorry. Retroactively, I'm going roll for item for Hikaru moving forward. I didn't do that.

Speaker: You get a six. Nothing happens. Wow. Okay. Jesus. These rolls. Okay. um So, you take one step forward. And you just feel panic run through your body as you get jumped by four Pokemon simultaneously as you enter a monster house.

Speaker: Oh, come on, man! An actual monster house degenerate on this map. There was no way to avoid it. Yeah, Blair's shaking in fear. Yeah, tell me something else that's new.

Speaker: So... The way this is gonna work is um I'm gonna have all of you guys roll me a dice based on your speed. probably gonna want a random number generator if possible.

Speaker: And i need you guys... So, yeah, go ahead and roll my initiative. Evie, I think you have a special thing for your initiative. After my initiative roll, I changed my initiative to be one greater than the fastest bow or max speed, whichever is smaller. Okay.

Speaker: Okay, so because you have Runaway, so... Can you read off what Runaway does for the audience?

Speaker: I thought I just did. Oh, I can do it again. Uh, sorry. Yeah, it's fine. I got it right here. After your initiative roll, change your initiative to be one greater than your fastest foe, or max speed, whichever is smaller.

Speaker: Oh my god. Alright, do we want to start rolling then? Yeah, we are rolling. I rolled an 11. It's actually like a speed roll thing in your character sheet.

Speaker: Yeah, I got it. But i have my speed is 10, so I can just roll a d10 and I got a 7. Okay, so you got a 7? Okay, Eevee, set your d speed to 4. So, Eevee's result is it your result or your dice roll?

Speaker: Uh, as your initiative roll, change your initiative be one greater. So, the foe's lowest weight should be one greater than the fastest foe. Or max speed, whichever one is smaller.

Speaker: So, um, that'll be, yeah, okay. So, Eevee's roll is an 11.

Speaker: Uh, what is your team roll? Oops. Alright, what about you two? I rolled a 7. Okay, so 11 plus 7 is 18. Evelyn? Yeah, I rolled in an 11. Rolled an 11? Okay.

Speaker: That means you guys rolled, what, 29? No, no, no, you already counted my 11. Oh, no, I now counted Eevee's 11. Oh. Because Eevee has an 11 from the foes roll. So that would be 29, yeah. you guys rolled 29.

Speaker: so you guys roll twenty nine And the foes rolled a 23. So you guys will get to go first. So the way this is going to work, this is the first time using our brand new combat system. The way it's going to work is you guys now have bonus moves.

Speaker: if This only applies if you have moves that are bonus action applicable, which is shown on your character sheet. um If you guys have done that already. Oh wait, no, you guys... Is that on 4.2? Is that on... Is the bonus action team? Okay. Okay, so if you have your bonus actions and can use those.

Speaker: every Every turn, you each character can play one bonus action and one primary action. A bonus action is the same as a primary action, except the move is taken at half damage or half effect.

Speaker: ah Bonus actions are only weaker moves, such as quick attack or what like growl. so um So now, you guys get to decide what moves you guys are using and on who.

Speaker: You guys find yourselves in the presence of a Ghastly, h g o dude a a Roggenrola, and a Lopunny.

Speaker: Oh. A Ghastly, Geodude, and a Lopunny, okay. Ghastly, Geodude, Roggenrola, and a Lopunny. Okay. A Lopunny. So we have most of Team...

Speaker: What's the name again? Yeah, most of... What is it? Igneous? Team Charm? No, from not a scratch. Yeah. The Rock Three... that Guys, whatever the three Rock guys are.

Speaker: Yeah, those guys. the The Three Rock Men. That's what we're calling it. The Rock and ri rock and Rampage. Rock and Rampage! Yeah, that's... yeah I prefer the Three Rock Men, but okay.

Speaker: Well, it's it's the two Rockwood, because not all three of them are here. Yeah, that's true. Okay, so, um, right. um So you guys get to de decide who's going first and who's doing what on what.

Speaker: I gotta double check how bonus actions work real quick. Uh-oh. Hikaru's gonna... Hikaru's in trouble in this one. Oh, boy, she needs some help.

Speaker: I might, yeah. Uh-oh. Don't really do well against ground types. Also... Also, Quick Attack should be an applicable bonus action move, and it isn't listed as such.

Speaker: Doesn't. I'm also going to write things down as they happen. Oh, I see the picture you sent earlier. That's cute. Yeah. Yeah, I'm looking at Quick Attack because I have Quick Attack and it doesn't say it's but it's actually applicable. should be. But according to the rules, it is.

Speaker: Yes, it should be. you just might not have updated the sheet because it is not updated automatically. So you have to actually check that. Okay, I've been doing it myself. Gotcha. Yes.

Speaker: It must have a base power, so it must be the attack move. Okay.

Speaker: Okay. Gotcha. Okay. Okay. So I'm going to go ahead and... So I'm thinking what... Does it look like any of them are holding items, by the way?

Speaker: ah no. I created them in a hurry. if They're not holding items. Dang it. Okay. Um... I'm gonna go ahead and...

Speaker: Oh, we don't have ammo items. Well, I didn't pack any. No, I didn't either. Um, so if you're to have a hard time with the ground types, I could easily take out the ghastly, but if you need me to take out the ground types, I will instead.

Speaker: I think I'm going to try to use charm on the Geodude. Are you sure? Yeah. Okay. What does charm do? Charm lowers the foe's attack by four levels.

Speaker: Oh Jesus. Okay. Gotcha. Um, are you using it as a main action or a bonus action? Because charm is bonus action applicable. All status moves are bonus action applicable. Oh, okay.

Speaker: Well, think you wrote that on the sheets because said it has to have a power on the sheet. is It said, actually, yeah, mine says false for all of them. Okay. Yeah, because you have to update it manually.

Speaker: Must be a move because powerful move less than four is not multi-tack move. oh Yeah, you're right. I actually do need to update the definition for that because all all ah status moves should be bonus action applicable.

Speaker: Oh, wait, so status, so that means you can use it as a bonus action? Yes, you can, but if you use it as a bonus action, it'll take half effect. If you use it that a as a regular action, it'll take full effect.

Speaker: So, okay if you decided to use it as bonus action, it would only do minus two. If you use as a full action, it'll do a minus four. However, you can, in fact, use it twice. Okay, so... If that's the case... What about, like, quick attack?

Speaker: So like how do you get a bonus action? You just learn it through your learn set. um Quick attack is bonus action if it has a base power of 4 or less and is not a multi-attack move.

Speaker: Is the move still half-bent if it's under that power? If you decide to use it as a bonus action, roll damage and divide by 2. If you use it as a bonus, ah if you can still choose to use bonus action applicable moves as regular actions.

Speaker: I think I understand, okay. What if I use a move like Cursed, which ups my attack and defense by one, blows my speed by one? How does that become halved?

Speaker: oh Sorry, don' say the effect of Cursed again? If you're not a ghost type, it ups your attack and defense by one, but lowers your speed by one. um interesting I'm gonna say you pick one of the buffs and you take the debuff.

Speaker: That one is a bit tricky, because it's not dividable. Alright, we'll have to round... You'll have to that later. I'll have to work so out that later, for now I'm going to say you choose one of the buffs and you take the downside.

Speaker: Alright, so I will... Alright, so I'll bonus action curse, take the minus one speed, but I'll take the plus one to attack. Okay. Plus one to attack, minus one speed,

Speaker: and I will go for a knockoff then on the ghastly. Okay. then Okay. Gotcha. All right. Go for it. Yeah. All right. So... Yeah, I'm rolling. Make sure I have to... i just have to beat the accuracy roll, right?

Speaker: Yes. Meet or beat. Got it. All right. I had to be a six and rolled 15. So that will hit. Okay. Woo! And...

Speaker: I have to roll. I will also, i also will note now that I am rolling for non-lethal damage. I'll be rolling non-lethally because I have to note that now because dark type move, high damage already coming in got on a ghost type. That will probably OHKO.

Speaker: ah yeah qua i need to I need a qualification. Are you going for non-lethal or non-faint? Non-lethal. Okay. I'm fine with knocking them out, but I do not want to kill them.

Speaker: Gotcha. Okay, go for it. Alright so it's gonna be two six plus 10 plus attack strength or attack mod. 2 is a server special special a knockoff is physical gotcha so 17 plus 10 or 10 plus is Okay, so i got

Speaker: plus my twenty attack now thirty sevens dark physical jesus christ thirty seven my more for doubling yeah so 37 minus 8, which is his physical defense, is I believe.

Speaker: What did I say, 29? Yeah, 58. So, I'm glad you specified non-lethal because you did just one shot this ghastly. Yeah, so I just backhand him across the face. He is, in fact, dead.

Speaker: not to Well, he is hanging on to dear life. So, um, Gastly is out of fight. Um, uh, Evelyn or Evie, what are you guys doing?

Speaker: I think she did, like, a knee-jerk reaction. They jumped out of nowhere and scared her, and so she backhanded them, like, uh, like, uh, absolute bitch slap. Okay.

Speaker: Uh, Evelyn Evie, what guys want to do? Does she use her horn or her, like, hand? Uh, knock-off. So, i assume, like, uh, like, a slap. Mm, with her hand, okay. yeah Yeah.

Speaker: Yeah, she backpawed them. me see Let me see. I've got Thundershock, Charm, Quick Attack, Double double Team, and Electro Ball.

Speaker: So bonus action applicable means like I can use one move, I can use any move, and then get a bonus action, and that will be any of those moves. Yeah, you can use one bonus action. Uh, so your bonus action has to be bonus action applicable.

Speaker: Right. Right, but when do you- when do you- when can you get a bonus action? Once it's the start of every turn? Yeah, you get one bonus action and one regular action every turn. Oh.

Speaker: Okay. This is gonna take a little bit of time to get used to. It's similar to how D&D works. so if you guys know Only Evie and I have actually ever played D&D here. Yeah, i was gonna say, though, you gotta know 5e, so... oh I still don't know fully what 5e is. Fifth edition.

Speaker: No, I mean, like, everything are surrounding it. Yes, I've played it, but I don't read. We'll get we're getting a little distracted. We'll come back to this. Well...

Speaker: So, I have...

Speaker: Well, Nyx, what moves do you have? I have Quick Attack, Swift, Pound, Growl, and Scratch.

Speaker: Let's see, all Normal type moves, okay. Well, I've only got Normal and Electric type moves, so i think we're gonna... might Yeah, i got little I got Normal and Dark over here. Yeah, we might all have a hard time with everybody except for the Lopunny.

Speaker: Yeah, I mean, I can take out the ground types, like I said. Okay. Um... Let's see. I'm gonna use...

Speaker: Can i use, like, can I use one move on one opponent and use the bonus action on another opponent? Yeah, you can. Okay. Um, okay so I'm gonna use Electro Ball.

Speaker: Um... Okay. And because my speed is 14, it has base power 7. So that's my most powerful move yet. Okay, who are targeting?

Speaker: I was targeting the Roggenrola, and roller and i missed. and free Okay, so what happens with your Electro Ball then? Because it still comes out. Yeah, so Hikaru aims the...

Speaker: aims the aims the electro ball at the Rag and Rolla, but she's not able to... like She needs to use like needs to like shape you know shape the shape the magnetic fields in a certain way to get it to hit, um to get it to move in the right way.

Speaker: And she just... like It curves up to the ceiling.

Speaker: Okay. So it just strikes the ceiling and dissipates. Yeah. Okay, cool. You still have one bonus action left. Hmm, okay. Well, uh, I'm gonna use... Then I'm gonna use Charm on the Geodude.

Speaker: Okay, gotcha.

Speaker: That was a 12. I had to beat a 6. Okay. So it is minus 2 to physical attack, correct? Right. Okay. So if it's a bonus action, wouldn't be minus 1 instead.

Speaker: No, no, no, because it's regularly 4. Oh, right. My bad. Okay, cool. Changes have been applied. um Alright, Eevee, what about you? Can

Speaker: can you give us a head count the of the opponents again? You have Geodude, Ragenrola, and Lopunny.

Speaker: Do you need some help, Eevee?

Speaker: No. think he's a stick hit. Okay, i gotcha. Okay. I'm just thinking.

Speaker: think I'm gonna do Swift on the Geodude. Okay. Alright, gotcha. So, Swift is an auto-hit move. He gets to roll the crit. Oh yeah, you do. Roll d20 anyway. If you roll a 20, it's a crit.

Speaker: It crits! Oh my god, really? okay yup so the the Way to go, Nix! The way crits work is you see your damage, right? It says like, uh, what does it say?

Speaker: 2d6 plus 8 plus special attack. Okay, so you got 2d6 plus 8. You will take the maximum value of that. So 2d6 will be 12 plus 8 is 20. And you will roll an extra dice. So it's 2d6, correct?

Speaker: Yeah. So you'll take the maximum value your damage allows and then you'll roll one extra dice on top of that. And that was 3. So 23... ah go twenty three Yep, plus your physical attack.

Speaker: Isn't it special? i don't know, is it? Swift is special, defense is 7. So you'll do 25 damage to him.

Speaker: But it is a rock type, so you will do half damage to him. Which is 12 and a half, rounded down. It's 12. You will do 12 damage to him. Okay. You take a look at the, or actually, how does your swift work? It's for you to flavor.

Speaker: yeah don't want to necessarily flavor it. Okay, cool. You have one bonus action left. Do you have any moves that are bonus action applicable? You should have at least one. I have quick attack and growl as bonus actions.

Speaker: Yes, those should both be bonus actions. So you can choose one of those to use as your bonus action. And they will work as a normal move, except the damage or effect will be halved.

Speaker: I

Speaker: guess I'll just growl up the Geodude too. Okay. So, um does growl have an accuracy? don't remember. Uh, 6. It does. Okay. So, yeah, go ahead and roll for accuracy.

Speaker: Well, 10 beats 6. 10 doesn't beat 6. Cool. So, what is the effect of growl? foe attack minus two, but since it's a bonus, it would only be one.

Speaker: Gotcha. And you said it was on the Geodude, right? Yes. And just attack. So he is now at minus three attack. He's getting debuffed out the wazoo. So that is all of your guys' action. is now the foe's actions.

Speaker: The Geodude will go first, and I'm having all of their moves and targets be random. So... Roll D3! The Geodude will use a Rock Blast on...

Speaker: me a second in the discord oh yeah Evelyn so you are going to take one d6 where's my d6 when I gotta get my d6 up well it's been a while since I've used this one what moves it is I remember correctly oh my god okay is rock super effective against electric no it's just ground only ground oh it's a multi-attack oh fuck Yeah, Rock Blast is one of those moves that might just kill.

Speaker: Okay, you're gonna get hit by three times. Yes. Yeah. Oh shit. A six and a one. Okay, so that is a, uh, that is 11, 22, 20, 22, 28.

Speaker: eleven twenty two twenty doing twenty eight plus his attack, which is seven. So he's gonna do 35 damage to you. Is Rock super effective against electric? No, minus defense.

Speaker: So okay her defense is 11. Okay, so it'll be 35 minus 11. How looking? 35 minus 11.

Speaker: Oh, shoot. she going down?

Speaker: That is exactly 24? Let me see. Yeah, that's 24. would Yeah, that is exactly her HP. Oh god, okay.

Speaker: Can I jump in? Is it too late? You can if you want. It'll do double damage to you, though. it won't be double Would it be double damage? Because haven't used the cover bands. Pretty sure Rock is super effective against Dark.

Speaker: No it isn't, it's just fighting in fairy. okay, sorry. Fighting fairy in bug I think. In bug, yes. Okay, sorry. For some reason thought it was can you withstand that hit? I have, yeah i can withstand the hit, because the base attack is 33, right? Well I did make a clarification that you had to declare that before calculations were made. Yeah, but y'all kept going before I could declare that.

Speaker: Oh. Sorry, it's little late. well hi car Well, the good thing is that Hikaru has four tiny reviver seeds. Okay, well... Okay, um can you but use one instantaneously if you faint, or is it something that the others have to feed you?

Speaker: In the game, it happens retroactively. Yeah, you're right, you're right, you're right. Okay, so you can take one of your tiny reviver seeds to heal to half HP. Half, okay.

Speaker: Oh boy. So is the first one gonna hit, or are they all more like- is it one HP? What does that Reviver Seed it taste like it It brings you back to full. Does it?

Speaker: I thought that was a full Reviver Seed. No, no, no. Tiny Reviver Seed just- Like, full Reviver Seed also like restores all your stats. like belly and attack and everything.

Speaker: But tiny reviver seeds just brings you back to 4. Oh, in case you got any debuffs. yeah Yeah, you're right. Reviver's Pokemon up next. Okay, cool. So you're back to full HP and you're down one of your reviver seeds.

Speaker: Then the rug and roll will go and he is going to use he is going to use Leer on Hikaru. Jesus, I rolled another 2.

Speaker: Leave her alone! it the only first rock blast hit though? What? I think it all three actually. it was three. He hit for three.

Speaker: Yeah, but the only the first one hit and then she got knocked out. No, that was the the total damage for all of them. The total damage was 24. Yeah.

Speaker: Okay. Oh, wait, no, each individual hit is has a reducing damage. Hold on. We need to go back and That feels insanely overpowered, then. It is, because each individual attack has the defense subtracted from it.

Speaker: So each one has to be done individually. So I got a 6, a 6, and a 1. that means he did... should have to roll to hit each one, then, feel like.

Speaker: Um, well, the definition says roll a d4 plus one. This is how many chances you have roll accuracy for each. So, yes. Okay. So, do we... I'm going to... I guess we're going to retroactively redo Geodude's turn.

Speaker: Yeah. Okay. So, um, he already rolled for a deb three for him. So many chances you have roll accuracy for each. So... you're rolling a six hits so it's a nine not a six uh 16 hits and a three does not hit you are hit twice 1d6 i dropped my dice somewhere all right that is a six what is what these sixes and a five so you are going to do one to six five 11 plus his attack that's his geodude sorry uh attack is seven so that's 18 damage

Speaker: on your first one minus your defense. my Which is 11. And then 17 damage on your the second one minus your defense. 17 minus defense which is 11.

Speaker: Wait, hold on, hold on. So 18 minus 11 on the first one and then... Yeah, you'll take a final damage of seven and then six. Okay. So 13 in total, it looks like.

Speaker: Yes. Okay, so she's still... She's still kicking. Okay. Now that we've got more done. You revivor seat back. And yes, since you did not need your revivor seat, there you go.

Speaker: Okay. um It is now Roggenrola's turn. The Roggenrola will go... i already... I'm just redoing everything. The Roggenrola will go for a quick attack on... Here's the first in line. um Next...

Speaker: So, it is going to do... Also, by the way, foes do not get bonus actions. Okay. Alright. 15. So that hits.

Speaker: You are going to take 1d8 plus 6. I don't have my d8 out. Which one's a d8? This one.

Speaker: I thought we were unprepared. 4 plus 6 10. four Plus attack is... ten plus attack is 12, so 22 damage minus your defense. How much is that?

Speaker: My defense is 10, so I'm taking 12. Okay, so you'll take 12 damage. Onto the low punny's turn. She will use um submission on... Goddamn, Hikaru.

Speaker: Oh, damn. Okay. All sorts of beat-offs. So submission is plus 10.

Speaker: um she's gonna hit first she has to hit first yes so it's a fighting it is a 17. don't need your yeah i wasn't going to because would kill me oh 2d8 sorry i have my d8 on where is it there it all right that is a two and a six so that's eight plus ten is eighteen She did roll the hit, right?

Speaker: Yeah, I got a 17. Okay, I missed that. My bad. 2d8 plus 10. That's a total of 18. um Plus attack is 11, so 29 minus your defense. Holy.

Speaker: So she takes 18 damage. Yes. And that brings her only to negative 7. So she has a reviver seed, a tiny reviver seed, which she's going to use.

Speaker: Yeah, now it pops. But for what it's worth, it brought her down to negative seven HP. Okay. okay I'm going to go take out the low pudding then. that This is ain't this not good.

Speaker: Okay. And with that, the foes turns end and is back to you guys. Yeah. What the hell just happened to me? How it not look pretty. i'll take care of it.

Speaker: And I'm going for another... I thought I got... oo I thought I was getting beaten up. Like, there were, like, rocks getting pelted at me. I was getting slapped.

Speaker: and then yeah and then i got And then I passed out. I'm here. I still have these dice randomly rolling. I'll take care of I'm going to bonus action pop another curse for another ah attack boost.

Speaker: Oh, my speed. And another speed, yeah. Okay.

Speaker: Then I'm going to knock off again, going for the Lopunny. Going to, this time, just full hand, full on like claw and all, like slash and slap across the face. Okay, what does that do?

Speaker: Well, it's ah it's a knock off. Yeah, so what's your damn, oh, accuracy then damage. I'm doing that right now. Alright, so that's going to be a 16 to hit. That'll be my AC of 6, plus plus 10.

Speaker: 3 and a 2, that's 5. 15 plus my attack of 21, so 37. Minus defense. Minus defense. Defense is 11, so that'll do 26 damage.

Speaker: Yes. The Lopunny is looking really winded, but it is not a knocked out. It looks like it still has a lot of fight left in it. Okay. That's me done. Alright, who wants to go next? oh Uh... Does... Does Nyx want to go next?

Speaker: I don't know I'm feeling actually, you know what? I'm feeling like I want to I want to help take that take out that lot money. OK, yeah, go ahead.

Speaker: I will also you start thinking of what you want to do next time, but. OK, all right, so what are you going to do? I'm going to use an electro ball on the weapon.

Speaker: Seven! That just beat a six, that's gonna hit. And the base damage, the damage is two d six plus 10, so... see. Five?

Speaker: Six. Whoa. That's 11, plus 10 is 21, plus Hikaru's special attack, which 10, so... 31. hands thirty one 31 minus special defense is 6 plus 25.

Speaker: That will bring the Lapuni down to negative 13. The Lapuni falls over Passed Out. out Okay. And with that, I will delete that character.

Speaker: Okay. Do you have a bonus action while it popped real quick? Yeah, leftovers, the Geodude and the Ragun Roller. Hmm.

Speaker: Uh, you know what? I am going to go for a quick attack. you Not very effective, but you know what? Damage is damage.

Speaker: Yeah, it's going to be quartered. Damage is damage, so. Yep. At the very least, you'll do one. Yeah. Right now, Hikaru is just feeling relieved that that Lop Bunny is not posing a threat to her anymore. Yep.

Speaker: Mm-hmm.

Speaker: She's gonna go for the Geodude. And...

Speaker: A three. She missed. Oh, okay. Man, you're not doing well with your Electro-Pulse.

Speaker: Well, that was a quick attack. That was a quick attack. Oh, sorry. This is your bonus action. My mind's still back on last turn. Okay. It's okay. Eevee, you're up, bud. Alright, so I'm going to use Scratch against the Geodude, just trying to get them a bit more damaged.

Speaker: Scratch! Scratch. so Yeah, roll that attack! I got an 8, which beats 6. Alright, I need you to roll a d100. Exciting.

Speaker: say This is the first time this has come into effect on this show. But it is a remnant of our parent podcast, Not a Scratch.

Speaker: um Every time their motto is Scratch is... What say? What does Scratch? It's the only podcast where Scratch is an overpowered move. Yeah, that one.

Speaker: So, because of that, um there's an added effect to the move Scratch where you must roll a D100. If you roll a 100, the universe explodes. That's actually what it says.

Speaker: So this could just be the end of the podcast right now. Yep. So, go ahead and roll me a D100, Evie. I got a 99. Really? Yes.

Speaker: Jesus Christ. So close. You guys feel a bit of a rumbling in the air.

Speaker: Okay. You guys just get a little bit of a rumbling. Just a little bit. It seems like the gods have been angered slightly. Blair just, like, snaps her neck back to Nick's, like...

Speaker: Don't! Whatever you just did, do not do it again! don't wanna do it again! so anyway, what would be damage? Uh... You're like, like, that's like a panicked Five plus six, that's eleven. Plus my tech... is nineteen.

Speaker: Okay. Nineteen physical. So, uh, which one are you taught targeting? Geodude or Rock and Roll? Yeah, Geodude. Okay. Defense is ten. You said nineteen? Yeah.

Speaker: Alright, you're gonna do 9 damage to it. So that'll- Oh, and divided by 2 because it's not very effective. Wait, did you- did you- hold on, it has- it's, uh, what did you roll for your damage? Because you're using it as a bonus action?

Speaker: If it's, uh, you said you've rolled a- Scratch isn't a bonus action. Oh, Scratch is... He sees it as a main action. I am not keeping up with what's going on, guys. Jesus Christ. um Okay, so that's 9 divided by 2, which is 4.5. Round it down is 4 damage.

Speaker: It'll do 4 damage to the Geodude. Bring it down to... Well, I mean, you look at the Geodude. It looks like it takes the blow pretty well. It's not very dented, and it's still got a ton of fight left in it, so...

Speaker: Well, man we're going to be here for a while. Yeah. How about I just throw it another quick attack? Okay, go for it. And 11 beats 6, and eleven beat six so

Speaker: 8 plus 6 is 14 plus another 8 is 22. But since it's a bonus, it's 11. 11 minus his defense of 10 means you'll do 1 damage divided by 2, rounded down, is 0.

Speaker: But he still does the damage. He still does 1. You always do a minimum of 1 damage, so you do 1 damage to him. It's something. So, yeah. Here, do you have any non-normal type moves?

Speaker: Yeah, that's what I've been doing. Okay, so it is now the foe's turn. The Geodude is going to go for If I could drop... Stop broke my face. A four is a Leer.

Speaker: It's a Leer on... What is this fucking luck? It's gonna go for a Leer on Hikaru. Leave her alone, dammit! Oh god. Jesus, I know. Holy!

Speaker: Well, it rolled a 2. It doesn't know how to leer. it It just looks at you. Oh, that's cute. He's trying to use the rock stare. doesn't work.

Speaker: He just looks at you and you don't know why. The rag and roll is going to go for... Oh, fucking Christ. The rag and roll is going to go for... What's a for... Not a rock blast. also a leer.

Speaker: It's also a leer. And it rolled an 8. And it's gonna use it on... Who's 1? Eevee! Eevee, you get a mean stare from the Raven Rolla. Which is weird because it doesn't actually have a face.

Speaker: So you're going to in your... um So you're going to subtract 2 from your physical defense. Okay.

Speaker: Alright. And with that, it is back to the friendlies. So, all right are we keeping same turn order? I assume so, unless you guys want to do something else.

Speaker: Oh, can we recruit Pokemon in this game? Can you what? Recruit Pokemon? ah Yeah, you can. if you have a If you want to do a little bit of roleplay with these guys, you technically can.

Speaker: But ah since you guys are actively harming them, I will say the EC I will set for that is very high. We should have recruited a Lopunny. That could have been so good. would have been funny.

Speaker: God knows what what what' specialty that Lopunny would have. Alright, so what are you gonna try and Where are they going there? cave of fun. and the in the cave of fun We found this Lopunny in the Cave of Fun. You guys are explaining in this playing back.

Speaker: Also wasn't... Wait, what move was the Lopunny using again? Submission. I wish that character got yeast more, because that was a joke character. uh... Yeah, that's a submission. Yeah, you tell me how that goes, buddy.

Speaker: Ohhhhhhhhhh, oh no. Is this whole- Is this whole dungeon an elaborate joke? Uh, partly. All the Pokemon are rock That is not the joke I was going for, but- Oh, jeez.

Speaker: No, i only did the Lopunny. The rest is just because it's a rock cave. We're gonna be in this dungeon for longer than four hours, I swear. you Yeah, the ah the moves I gave to low-clining was submission, pound, bounce. There was one other, I don't remember.

Speaker: Blair is using knockoff. On the Geodude. Okay. And that's my crit. I hit a i hit an 18 because of my luck build. got super luck as well as sharpshooter, which makes my crit range 18, 19, and 20.

Speaker: On 18, I will crit. Gotcha. So what is your damage? And again, i am not... I'm going for non-lathal damage. Again, to reiterate...

Speaker: Okay. ah So 2 to 6, that's 12. Plus 10, that's 22. Plus another damage die. That's a 4, that's 26. Plus my attack of 21. So Before the defense.

Speaker: Jesus Christ. all Alright, give me one second. I dropped my ring on the ground. God damn it. Okay. 47? Yeah. Yeah, 47. Physical or special? 47 dark physical. forty seven dark physicalles 47 dark physical, that is minus 10, so 37 damage straight up.

Speaker: Will, what is that, 37? Does um

Speaker: this Geo do you have more than 37 health? No, it has 36 health. He drops. No, you brought him down to negative 18.

Speaker: Well, okay, I still said non-lethal damage, so... Yes, so he fangs. The Geodude passes out, and... I grab him by his arm and lob him across the room. Okay, ah right you chuck the Geodude over his head across the room, and it smashes into the wall, leaving a crack in both the wall and the Geodude's head.

Speaker: He's fine. hello He's fine. He's fine. walk it off. And... um just in case, I'm gonna bonus action Leer at the last one.

Speaker: Like, you just saw what did to your friend. do You really want to try us right now. Okay, for it. Rock and roll. Yeah. So it's... because of the bo it's a bonus action, minus one to defense. Yes, okay.

Speaker: Is it an accuracy? No, well, it does have a... Actually, it does have an accuracy, my bad. was gonna say, I think it does. It's still 7 out of 6, so... Okay, gotcha. Beats a 6.

Speaker: Minus 1 to what again? the Defense. Defense, okay. Defense, defense, defense. Minus 1 to the fence. Yeah, it's 2 originally, but I did minus 1 already, so it's good.

Speaker: Okay, um... Alright, Hikaru, what is Hikaru doing?

Speaker: um Hikaru just remembered that electric type moves aren't ineffective against rock type Pokemon. She constantly gets that confused. I dealt with the ground.

Speaker: yeah Is it normally effective against rock? I think so. think it's halved. I'm gonna double check. So am I. Uh,

Speaker: let's see. It's not super effective. However, they are normally effective. yeah So standard damage. Okay. So, Hikaru is gonna use Electro Ball against the Rogan Rollo, who I guess is the only one left.

Speaker: Okay. And she's gonna roll for accuracy.

Speaker: 14 that hits there we go there we go 2d6 plus 10 yeah she's really hikaru's really finding her bearing now that was a three plus one the four plus 10 14 plus hikaru's special attack that's 24. okay wow okay so that's 24 total Yeah, minus special defense.

Speaker: Okay, special defense of 5, so that's 19 damage. Also, this is the first time this Pokemon's been damaged, so... Okay, the Rug on Rolla staggers backwards and seems like he has been winded somehow.

Speaker: It's a living rock. You tell me how that works. So, um okay, what about your bonus action? Bonus action? I think I'm gonna go for Thundershock. yeah she's Okay. Okay.

Speaker: You know, she's like, she's she's like kissing her biceps now. You know? Nice. That's how...

Speaker: And it misses. Oh. She got to use her strats kiss her biceps. What did you roll? A four. Okay, as I was gonna say, nat one does do something, so I was just making sure.

Speaker: Okay. Okay. Yeah, so with that Thunder Shock, she hits the ceiling next to the fainted... the ground next to the fainted Geodude instead. Okay. That poor Geodude, leave him alone!

Speaker: It's like the Aaron that you guys keep beating up over and over. It's because you keep throwing them at us. Yeah, because it's um it's a... it's a yeah What's the word for it? A repeatable character? There's a name for that.

Speaker: Returning character. but Yeah, reoccurring character or something like that. Yeah, returning character. Okay, Eevee, what are you doing? There's one Pokemon left. Well, I'm just gonna use Swift again. Okay.

Speaker: And... no crit this time. Okay. So... 8... plus 8... 16... plus 9... is... 25? plus eight sixteen plus nine is one five We'll go with that. I was definitely listening.

Speaker: Buddy. TPS joined us.

Speaker: said 25? Yeah. 25. You said special over the last time, right? Yeah. Okay. So it's going to minus 5 is 20 divided by 2 is exactly 10.

Speaker: the You can tell the rug and roll is barely hanging on. And... Alright. Alright, what do you got next? We're still gonna throw in another quick attack.

Speaker: So...

Speaker: Okay. 11 beats 6, so... Okay. Uh... It's a d8, not a d6. 3 plus 8, 11. three Plus 6, 17. Plus 8, 25 again.

Speaker: plus six seventeen plus a twenty five again Okay, 25 again. So that's 12, which is 12 and a half, round it down. And then it's going to do divided by 2, 6, which is actually enough to knock it out. The rug and roller falls over dead, and you guys have survived the battle.

Speaker: Not dead. I need to calculate- Oh no, they're fucked. um Let's see, I need to calculate how much XP you guys get. so because that was four pokemon i assume it was a normal battle yes uh you said it had negative you you said it went down to negative six right I'm gonna jack that up a bit. According to Anarud's calculator, you guys each get 8 XP.

Speaker: Oof. Eight? That's not right. No, that's not right. Wait. Um, I'm also... eight from all of them? But according to... according to Nyx's scratch, that became a cosmic-level threat for, like, ten seconds.

Speaker: Oh, god. We would have failed our mission, like... I'm sorry, guys! That was the space-time rift that took... that that ended the universe. Holy... leave um Do you guys have IQ skills for this?

Speaker: I do not. I just have sharpshooter. Like for extra XP? Yes.

Speaker: Yeah, do you guys- Yeah, do you have any IQ skills that boost XP? a mean, I can get one, but don't have one. Alright, I was asking Hikaru to check.

Speaker: I do not. I just have the first five, like, okay horse checkers, you know. Okay, you guys are each going to get 24 XP. 24, okay. Except for Eevee, because your XP isn't tracked.

Speaker: How sad. Sad.

Speaker: Okay.

Speaker: Um, your guys' is next level is at... Oops, took it away. Just double check, we should be at 8 for you too, right? yeah You guys might not have the same XP if you do, that's good.

Speaker: Well, that's the one we went off of since I was using Hikaru's Sheet originally. um that you do any of you Okay, so you guys don't go over 910. guys are not more than 910. and No. We're lay up at this point but still like XP away.

Speaker: Okay, gotcha. Let me shove my dice back into the foam holders. Okay, so... Does anyone remember that we're actually still in a dungeon... And you need to get through it.

Speaker: So, you guys now have a very big room in front of you guys, and you guys also see that in front of you is yet another Mega Donut. That dropped from the rug and roller when he fainted.

Speaker: i asked you earlier if any Pokemon had a held item. Well, they dropped it as a reward. They dropped as a reward, not as a held item. They have pockets too.

Speaker: Where? I'm not gonna ask that question actually. They have more pockets than me. i don't know. yes so You guys have similar numbers of pockets. I never said this, but Blair does have like a like a satchel.

Speaker: Yeah, makes sense. yeah Yeah, Hikaru's... For some reason, Hikaru hasn't been able to find clothes with pockets because they just don't sell them for girls. early We'll get you a bag when we go back home.

Speaker: Okay. We'll get you a little purse or something. Okay, so you guys are still in a dungeon. um You guys have a Mega Donut as a reward.

Speaker: um And you guys have 24 XP, so I need you guys to roll me a nether I don't care who, I forget where we were. ah It would be Evie's turn, because actually I rolled up the monster house.

Speaker: Wouldn't there be another bunch of items in the room?

Speaker: Um, maybe if you guys can perceive them. Go ahead and roll me a perception check. Okay.

Speaker: I rolled a 17. 15. Okay, you guys see a TM on- I got 19. Okay, yeah, you guys see a TM in the middle of the room.

Speaker: It's TM Slurpee, it's back to haunt us. One, two, three, four, five, six. Six and six spaces away. So, Eevee, why don't you go ahead roll us a d6? Four.

Speaker: Four. You move four spaces forward and something maybe happens. Also, I'll say I'll grab the Mega Donut. Okay, nothing happens. Evelyn, go ahead and roll us another d6.

Speaker: i um I'm gonna eat my Mega Donut now. Is that gonna cost me a turn? Uh, no. Okay. So Hikaru eats her Mega Donut that she had before.

Speaker: um And that is plus 50. Yes, that gives you plus 50 XP. Hold on. um The IQ skill that... Is there like an IQ skill that does that increases XP?

Speaker: I thought there was. cause did i thought i thought Walter had one. Or was that money?

Speaker: Oh. The Go-Getter. But that only applies when you defeat foes. Yeah. Do you have that one? I assume you don't. No.

Speaker: I do not have that. Okay. Well, she's still gonna eat the donut. um Because it doesn't do anything.

Speaker: None the IP steals affect that, so... Okay. And she now has 9... 892 XP. not eight hundred ninety two x Okay, cool. That's not quite enough to level you up.

Speaker: Okay. Cool. So, um... Who's rolling next? Someone roll. I got it.

Speaker: D6. six Go! I rolled a 5. Okay. Okay. okay With a 5, you move two steps forward and you have TM Solar BAME.

Speaker: Solar BAME? B-A-M-E. Yeah, that's not real. No, no, no, it's Solar Bean. It's Solar Bean?

Speaker: Bean. I like that. You see on the side of the disc it says Made in China. This is another one of those knockoff TMs. Oh, jeez. What's a China? Yeah, a good question.

Speaker: It was made in Cherim.

Speaker: It was made by Cherim. It's made in Fluvia. That's where all the pirated TMs come from. There we go. Yep. Alright, well, these aren't worth anything, right?

Speaker: don't remember. Yeah, just... but like yes know They're worth money, and they have a 50% success rate is the thing if you use them. I can't even learn solar beam, so... Yeah.

Speaker: I see one um don't think anyone our party can actually. and Maybe, maybe, uh... Maybe Bruce can. I'm not sure otherwise. i i don't think Pikachu can learn it, but... I guess, like, I'll pocket it for later. Okay.

Speaker: Solar beam. Solar beam. Okay. So, with your remaining, what, three spaces, I think? What did you roll? I rolled a five you had another three spaces okay with your remaining three spaces you guys move three more spaces towards the hallway you see at the end of the room Evie go ahead roll us a d6 three three one two three well frankly

Speaker: Okay, 17, you guys find 300 Pokés sitting on the ground. so We all get in three. Yes, Evelyn gets 300. Alright. ah right all Alright, i'll I'll take that.

Speaker: Alright, Evelyn, is is your turn. Okay. Roll another d6, right? Yes. Let's see. I might actually equip the... What is it called?

Speaker: Oh, the EXP Elite. Okay, you're gonna buy EXP Elite from the IQ shop? Yes, and I have exactly 40 IQ. Okay, perfect.

Speaker: Sweet. Oh, I will say, for all intents and purposes, i did pick up the solar beam. Okay, gotcha. If I didn't already. Okay. Um, Micah, it is your turn to roll, I think.

Speaker: You bet. Oh, did that cost me a turn? Oh, wait, did you not roll yet? Sorry, I thought you did. didn't. I hadn't rolled. Oh, my bad. Go for it. I unrolled my three.

Speaker: That's right, I'll just roll after you. Okay. Okay, also, do our stat buffs go away now that we're out combat? ah Yes, your temporary stat bonuses would go away. Okay, gotcha. Your HP still stays the same, though.

Speaker: Because you didn't heal yet. Uh oh. An eight. What? Uh, that's a problem. All my tabs are gone. What? Okay, never mind. I have them back. Okay.

Speaker: What happened to my temporary speed? What happened to my speed buff since I fainted? Uh, am I still in the, uh... Um, I'm about to find out.

Speaker: It says you're off You're offline. Well, we'll have to what did you do?

Speaker: Huh. We'll have to pull your Craig audio.

Speaker: Uh oh. Well, if you reconnect to it, you should, yeah. Yeah, I'm not back, I think. Okay. ah Yeah, I'll see if I can get it to work. Okay, well, you might just have two separate tracks then. Maybe.

Speaker: There, I wrote down on my notes, at 2 hours 29 minutes, mica died. yeah Oh, just lost progress on everything. i had had some other stuff working the background that didn't save.

Speaker: Oh, by the way, were you guys adding your... Did you guys add... ah you guys... um In 4.2, is there... I don't remember if 4.2 had the move level up system.

Speaker: I thought we weren't doing that. It does, but... Number of uses.

Speaker: Uh, okay, does 4.2 have the move uses? Because I don't know if you guys were keeping track of that. i was I wasn't doing it. I didn't think we were using it.

Speaker: Okay, let's see. This is Okay, yeah, we're definitely using it. It yeah.

Speaker: It's an older version, but yes, we are using it. Okay, so I'm going to have to count the number of moves you guys used since you guys weren't keeping track of that and let you guys know in the future.

Speaker: My bad. That's fine. I forgot to tell you guys to keep track of your usages because now moves level up when you use them ten times. So after a few battles, your moves will get stronger.

Speaker: Just like in Rescue Team DX. Yes. So... Um, once, uh, yeah. I remember I used... Where do mark those, by the way? Uh, where it says number of uses. Um, number of uses. Okay.

Speaker: I used... know I used Leer once. I used, Cursed twice. don't remember how many times I used Knock Off. What, three times? Yeah, three. Um, yeah, something like that. Okay.

Speaker: Can you guys remember... Uh, Hikaru, I know you used Electro Ball three times. You used...

Speaker: oh what did you use was in that i don't remember do you know i used thunder did i use thundershock once yes yeah i used thundershock once and also charm once charm once and then quick attack yeah okay so there you go okay once you guys got it once or twice yeah yeah quick attack was used once i'm pretty sure okay cool later I'm glad. Yeah, I'll update you guys if I get that info.

Speaker: Okay, so, um, Mike, uh, Evelyn, you have to retroactively roll yours. Yes. Um, okay, so what are we doing? Where are we now?

Speaker: You guys are in the middle of the room. You can see a bright light at the end of the hallway that is right next to you. Right next to us to like our left or right? You guys are right at the entrance of a hallway. And at the end of the hallway, you can see a you can see bright lights coming out. so What you assume is the exit.

Speaker: Okay.

Speaker: I got a two. i assume we're going to go that way? Yes. I mean, if you guys want, you guys can go back to the entrance, I guess. So, towards... You said middle of the room.

Speaker: Yeah. ah Yes, you guys are in the middle of the room and you guys are along a wall. there is an and There is a hallway that you can see a bright light out of.

Speaker: So are we near are we next to the hallway entrance? or Yes, you are one space away from the entranceway of the hallway. Okay, so we're going to go... i'm going to take us to the entrance and then in one step.

Speaker: Yep, okay. So you are that much in. Um, going to roll for an enemy. guys haven't rolled any enemies. Because, um, I've been rolling all in- Yeah, because I have a sheet here.

Speaker: Uh, if you roll a 1 through a 4, you guys encounter an enemy. I have a 1 through 5. You haven't rolled that once. You guys rolled a 7, which means nothing happens. 6 to 10 is nothing. So, nothing happens.

Speaker: Um, Eevee, go ahead and roll a d6. You skipped me. You did yours ahead of Evelyn, remember? Oh, right. I thought we were coming back to that. My bad.

Speaker: Yeah, you already did yours. Eevee, go ahead and roll set d6. Well, I guess I'm feeling lazy because we're only moving one space. Alright, you move one space. guys are getting tired, apparently. And you guys roll three! You guys actually have a battle!

Speaker: She's so disappointed. You guys come across... Dun du dun dun dun dun... A lopunny! um like would have expected this?

Speaker: Not another. Can we try to recruit them now? Do you really want to? we Go for it So how does recruitment work?

Speaker: Roll G20. If it beats the DCI set, then based on the Pokemon's mood, then you recruit them. Simple as that. oh Well, shit would it could it be a persuasion check?

Speaker: Um, sure. Okay, so Persuasion is cute That's plus one for Hikaru. Because she also used Charm like outside of battle to try and uh... Like Charm person?

Speaker: Yeah, kind of. ah So for like an advantage roll or like a plus one.

Speaker: God damn it. Oh my god. way this works. Well, on the DCI i had set, it was ten, or i mean, sorry, fifteen. But, okay.

Speaker: We got a Lopunny. The Lopunny looks at you and like, uh, I guess we're not battling, huh? I guess not. um are we friends now?

Speaker: I guess. Uh, what do you need me to do? Um, just, I mean, I guess we're we're going- oh yeah, we're- wow, was in such a, um, I was in such a confusing battle just now. i forgot what- I almost forgot what we were doing, but, um, makes a history check.

Speaker: I think we were gonna go to the top of the mountain and try get something. I don't know. Blair, do you remember? Yes, we were trying to go to the top to find the white powder for the tuberculosis, remember?

Speaker: I don't know of any white powders, but there's a... Well, it's more for that special plant. that we Oh, you're talking about the daydream flower. Yeah, it's right this way.

Speaker: And she ah takes one step and leaves the dungeon. I think guys were like two steps away from the exit, but same difference. So you guys are now outside the dungeon. You guys have finally completed it. It took you guys like an hour and a half.

Speaker: Oh, wow. It's a monster house. um So you guys are now outside in the bright blindingness. And the low pony leads you to the top of the mountain. where you guys see a circle of trees.

Speaker: It is very beautiful. There's lots of flowers and stuff. And in the dead center is an orange flower. It is very pretty. The Lopunny point side is like, uh, this is your daydream flower I believe you were looking at, right?

Speaker: Uh, yes, I think that is it, actually. Now, I will say, by the way, since you were trying to recruit them, you do have the option to just recruit them if you want. yeah Whoa!

Speaker: Evie, do you want to do your bit now? a um I'm going to use pound on the low bunny. Yeah, because you do have pound. Are you actually going to go attack it?

Speaker: No, we're trying to recruit. He said that a bit earlier with the last Lopunny. I said that in the text channel. But we couldn't do it because I killed him immediately. Oh. So, okay.

Speaker: So are you going to send her back to Miss Flameback's place? Um, well, why don't she come with us back to New Ventus City? Uh, okay. She is now your NPC and she will follow you. Does she have a name? does um Dandelion.

Speaker: Her name is, yeah, Rose. Rose? No, me and Micah were thinking about the same lines. um Dandelion. Sure, Dandelion. um Yeah, her name is definitely Dandelion.

Speaker: That's what she tells you. that's a cute name. Yeah, thank you. My mother gave it to me when I was born.

Speaker: Yeah, well, well mine my name's Hikaru. my My parents named me that when I was born.

Speaker: Okay. She just just throws the flower. She's like, this is an awkward conversation, let's just move on. Blair said the road bliz took the flower while they were having this conversation. Oh, okay.

Speaker: So you have an orange flower now. Yep, slip that into my little satchel as we... um So can't the badge be used to leave the dungeon?

Speaker: yeah Yeah, you guys can return back You can use it to return back to Miss Flameback's place I thought we could use it to also leave the dungeon You can, to go back to Miss Flameback's place Well, yeah, but we have to go back to New Ventus City. We have to go to the store.

Speaker: So we can only go back there. okay Yes, the fast travel only works as so far as you go to the... Oh, I got an idea. I'm pretty sure. because i mean in india Actually, no. Looking at the IQ skill Escapist, you use your Explorer badge to leave the dungeon.

Speaker: Yeah, going to Ms. Fennbeck's place is, in fact, leaving the dungeon. i guess. I to listen back to what said about it.

Speaker: And she just jumps- Oh no! She jumps off the cliff! No!

Speaker: Okay. I'm just kidding, guys. Okay, so you guys going on down the mountain now, I'm assuming. ah Okay. Yeah, Blurr wants back down. Okay.

Speaker: I'm not going to make you guys go through the dungeon again, unless you really want to spend another two hours doing that. No, we speedrun. Alright, you guys sprint past all the monsters, and you guys end out at the entrance of the Tuttle of Fun.

Speaker: Is there anything you guys want to do before going back to New Ventus City? I want to destroy the sign. Okay, what move are you using? ah Pound. Pound. Pound the sign!

Speaker: Okay, go ahead and roll damage. Don't bother with accuracy since you're you have all the time in the world, so...

Speaker: Uh... 9, 8, 17.

Speaker: eight seventeen Okay, yeah, I was giving it a health of 10. The side falls obliterated on the ground.

Speaker: It is no longer the tunnel of fun. Sorry, the cave of fun.

Speaker: That was not fun. I don't want to go back in there. Okay. So now the tunnel doesn't have a name anymore. Good! It says the tunnel of love, but it's still scratched out, so. Yeah, it's still scratched out. Yeah, I scratched it out and underneath all of it, I'll write like, tunnel of not love.

Speaker: The tunnel of not love. It's anything but love. It's not love.

Speaker: Okay.

Speaker: Okay. She like takes her nail and just clips that, or her claw, and writes that in. Okay, the title of not love. Got it. Yeah. Okay. So, you guys go to, uh, go back to New Ventus City.

Speaker: After some time, you guys manage to go back into the bustling city of New Ventus City. Um, and eventually you guys go across, once again, Mama share Gerald Odds.

Speaker: Gerald Odds? What was her name? Gerald? Gerald Odds. Yeah, Gerald Odds. Mama Gerald Odds Magical Maladie, uh, repairing i don't know mama jeralod's magical something or other yes it was mama's neurolo magical melodies okay yeah we'll go with that okay you go all right uh so you guys have entered the store mama jeralod looks you guys is like oh well well sweeties have you come back with the magical flower

Speaker: Blair just like looking unscathed and looking back at the other two who are just all like cuts and bruises just pulls out her bag the the flower yeah we have it here my my dear you guys look like you had some fun she says with quotation marks i think blurs just gives her a look all right And she sets the flower down on the counter and goes into the back and comes out with a jar of medicine.

Speaker: Okay. And she hands it to you guys. And I think Blair will pocket that. ah Do we still to pay for this, by chance? ah Yes, please.

Speaker: That'll be 50

Speaker: Thank you so bla sleep much, Mama Gerolod. I think Blair's a bit tired of this. Like, we got the flower, but we still have to pay for it. Like, she should have a che already had this, logically. You know what? Sure.

Speaker: She'll drop the 50. Okay. need you guys to roll perception. Okay. o Okay. Alright.

Speaker: I got an 8c on that one. 11. navin one Oh no! What did you get, Eevee? Eleven. Okay, so, Blair specifically, you notice that the flowers is on the couch are completely untouched.

Speaker: Um, and it is sitting right next to grinding machine. Oops. It's let's completely untouched. Next to a grinding machine. So... I'm confused here.

Speaker: Okay.

Speaker: Anyway, you guys have the medicine now. What was the flower used for? Who knows? So... She does not use it. That is exactly what I... So, quick question.

Speaker: Did you not really need the flower at all then? Oh, no. I just needed a quick fix for my ah my little addiction here. And she starts grinding the flower up and turns it into magic flower, if you will.

Speaker: Magic flower flower? I think Blair just walks out. da

Speaker: she she she She sees us. I think Blair looks at the flower, looks at her, blinks, and just walks out. Okay. So you guys are now in possession of one special medicine.

Speaker: Have a nice day. And I think Blair will hand off Knicks with a, well, I i hope this helps your friends. I mean, it should work in theory. It's worked before.

Speaker: No reason why it shouldn't work now. Well, I'm really just hoping I don't have to enter some more shouting at me. So... That's the main part of this I'm hoping for, but I do hope it works.

Speaker: So do

Speaker: And yeah, Blair hands off the... the powder. just Just remember to put it in a drink and then give it to them. right You weren't going with them, right?

Speaker: Well, yeah, I'm like telling them how to do it. Okay. Okay.

Speaker: Okay. So you guys head back to the house across the street from the Sal's Box. And the Nickit is still sitting on the porch yelling gibberish.

Speaker: And Nickit's mom is out there trying to comfort her.

Speaker: And she sees you guys walk up. She's like, oh, oh, hey, you guys got the medicine. Oh, great. Um, yeah, bring bring it here. Blair, do you have it? I just... Well, i just had that interaction with Nyx that I handed off to him. so shakyhood I would walk up and say, well, I have it here, and I was told to mix it in some sort of drink?

Speaker: If that's what you said? Yes. Typically it's water, but can be any time type of drink. Okay. Okay.

Speaker: Okay. What kind of drink? So, yeah, okay, whatever. She did say typically water, it could be any form of drink. Yeah, ah after some time, Ilvis' mother comes out and ah with a glass of water and puts the powder into it and it turns blue.

Speaker: She feeds it to Ilvis and Ilvis is like, oh! I can speak! Oh my god, I'm cured! And yes, I know this medicine is supposed to take effect in an hour. I forgot.

Speaker: Shut up. Yeah, it's fine. The gibberish, like, it may not be noticeable right now, but like it's slowly losing volume. You guys sit there for an hour while it takes effect.

Speaker: right Somehow the medicine became way more powerful. You guys gave her like ten times the amount. You're supposed Ugh. ah Overdose?

Speaker: Yeah, she dies from a heart attack in five minutes after you leave. Nope. Well, there goes my friend. If you want it be instant, it can be instant. I don't think it matters all too much.

Speaker: So, the... So, Ilvis looks at you like, oh, thank you guys. I, uh... Jeez, I don't know. if i couldn't really control my body. That was so weird. ah How can I thank you guys?

Speaker: You should thank your friend as well. They, I mean, it's because of them that we actually found it. Uh, she looks at, uh, Nyx and she's like, oh, thank you, Nyx, I guess. Oh, what, you guys just went to the herbalist, I think is what they said.

Speaker: I could still hear fine. You guys didn't? Well, we, she points up to the mountain and then another thunderbolt goes off. she She's very confused.

Speaker: We had to go all the way up there and then the herbalist um took the flower from us and snorted it

Speaker: loveff flower. The medicine isn't made from flowers. It's made from sage leaves.

Speaker: What? Yeah. Yeah, she told... Yeah. she She told us that it was... She didn't actually need the flower. She just... She just wanted to sniff the flower. Wanted to... fill her addiction, I guess. What am I talking about? I mean, she wanted to... She wanted to make some other drug with it.

Speaker: So she took the flower from us and used it to...

Speaker: yeah Yeah, Elva sounds like I'm very confused. Why is the hell was she sending you harebrained quest? Just listen. Oh, shh. Sounds like you guys were used. Yes. Yes, we were.

Speaker: To fill her addiction. Jesus. Okay. Does the Lop Bunny take offense to hearing the word harebrained?

Speaker: Does she? No. That's funny, though. Because normal rabbits and hares really exist in this world, so. No. um Yeah, so... a Nyx's mother comes out and she hands each of you guys Need to come up with something off the top of my head!

Speaker: um a regular donut, because donuts are on my mind. Regular donut. I believe it gives you 25 XP. So you guys have three... Well, sorry, Eevee, you don't get one.

Speaker: It doesn't matter for you. You still have one just to taste it. What?! I don't get a sweet treat?! Fine. You all get a donut. You all three get a donut. It is an item that grants you, I think, 25 XP?

Speaker: 15. 15. Okay. 15. So do we eat it now, or do we just keep it? It's up to you.

Speaker: Okay, i'm gonna I'm gonna eat the normal donut, and then I'm gonna save the Mega Donut. Alright. Might as well eat mine now. Yes, it is 15. Okay. And her XP goes up to 907, which is just...

Speaker: Just shy of the amount needed to level up. Damn. Okay. Uh, this is just... Well, do I want to do this? Mikey, you know what I'm gonna say with this, but... What?

Speaker: Do you want roll performance for a handshake? Oh! Uh, no, we'll get this. Is this something to with your other campaign?

Speaker: Yeah, it's something to do with our campaign. Roll for Handshake. Okay, then. Yeah, roll performance for Handshake. Right, we have roll performance for Hug. we have roll performance for High Five.

Speaker: And now we have performance for Handshake. Let's see if walle the the Handshake. Yes, I know what... That's why i said I know what you guys are talking about.

Speaker: Because it's a D&D specialty. Okay. I rolled a 14 for her Handshake. I rolled a one! What the hell are you doing? Eevee missed completely.

Speaker: you go like give me a handshake and slap me across the face? What do you do? i what it I... I accidentally scratched you. Roll a d100! I heard word scratch.

Speaker: Please, no! Roll a Uhhh! ah Okay, I've got a D100 right here, let me roll it. But I also have one, and I just rolled it already. What do you got?

Speaker: No, I'm not kidding. It did give me a hundred. No, you did. No, you Give a- show your screen. I'm not- No, that's not happening. So, sorry guys, the world's ending.

Speaker: In the actual system, it says, ah for Scratch. when me pull up Scratch. Okay, well, it says 100 blows up the universe that's supposed to be like 10 D 100 though.

Speaker: I thought it's just 1 D 100 roll D 100 now 100. Splash. I feel a splash. Okay. What is splash? Well, to go to the house, the campaign ends.

Speaker: Wait, doesn't do anything. Roll D 10 100. If some, what is this is? This is a If some is greater than 999, you win the campaign.

Speaker: What? Why is that in here? Because it's not supposed to happen, and neither is Scratch. Both of those are joke boobs, but guess it's happening. Okay. Sorry, guys. World's ending. Bye!

Speaker: Hello everyone and welcome to the end of the world. um Make sure you check out our Discord which is linked down in the description. We got a lot of new people joining. We got a pretty big community there now. You can also check us out on Patreon where we upload the raw audio of all of our audio.

Speaker: Raw audio full of all of our audio? The raw audio of all of our episodes. um but like For this episode specifically, there's about an hour of stuff that was cut that you can go check out on there. We got three different tiers, starting at $5, $10, and $20 a month.

Speaker: ah And at the $10 tier, you can list to all the raw audio. With that being said, we got a lot of music to list, like a lot. So without further ado... From Mr. Dungeons & Explorers of Sky and Darkness, we have Treasure Town, Wiggly Tough Guild, The Gatekeeper, Apple Woods, Craggy Coast, Foggy Forest, Northern Desert, Crystal Cave, Mount Travail, and Monster House.

Speaker: We also have a compilation that I used for the battle music, and the music that is entailed in there is Xenia from Waras, Red from HeartGoldSoulSilver, Giratina from Diamond pro <unk>thia from diamondant pearl and and Pearl, End Final Battle from Black and White, Gladeon from Sun and Moon,

Speaker: Lysandre from Ultra Sun and Moon. I don't know if that's how you say that, Lysandre. Origen Palkia Dialga from PLA. Ho-Oh from HeartGold Soul Silver. Sada and Turo from Skyline Violet. Lugia from HeartGold Soul Silver.

Speaker: Red and Blue from Ultra Sun and Ultra Moon. Team Magma Aqualite from Auras. Sheraman Rose from Sword and Shield. Champion Iris from Black and White 2. Ultra Nekazma from Ultra Sun and Ultra Moon.

Speaker: WALL-E Final Battle from Oras. Suicune from Heart Cold Soul Silver. Gym Leader Pierce from Sword and Shield. Kantos Gym Leader from Heart Cold Soul Silver. And Steven from Oras. That's probably the longest musical list I've done so far. I so much music on this one.

Speaker: So, thank you guys so much for listening, and we will see you guys in the next episode. Oh, and by the way, no, the show's not actually ending. So, yeah.