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Arc 3 - Episode 1 - Johnny Trash

S3 E1 · Mystery Dungeon: a Path Through Time
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The crew go digging through garbage! Hell yeah. Also there's a weird disaster dog following them for some reason now.


Patreon - patreon.com/MysteryDungeonPTT

Discord -  https://discord.gg/A7NCWyPkSd

Dakota as the PM, DM, GM

Evelyn as Hikarun the Pikachu

Eli as Bruce the Cyndaquil

Micah as Blair the Absol

Jake as Walter Fisthands the Riolu

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Transcript

Introduction and Apologies

00:00:00
Speaker
Hey guys, before we get started with the episode, just wanted to let you guys know that we had some audio issues this episode, so it sounds like this whole episode was recorded in a cave. There's a bunch of echoing, except for Eli. We're not entirely sure why this happened, but it is completely unavoidable, and there's nothing we can do about it, so...
00:00:19
Speaker
The episode's still entirely listenable, just fine. It doesn't really ruin the experience or anything. So I hope you guys can deal with it. um So thank you and sorry for the inconvenience.

Meet the Hosts

00:00:42
Speaker
Hello everyone and welcome to A Path Through Time. My name is Dakota, your PM, your DM, your GM. And sitting to my left is somebody who refers Mounds Over Almond Joy. It's me, Evelyn. Yeah, tasty coconut filling flavor.
00:01:00
Speaker
And sitting to my left is someone who has eaten five pounds of chestnuts today. Yeah, uh, don't worry about the fact that I should be dead, that's not important.
00:01:16
Speaker
I'm sitting across from me is someone who is currently eating all of the Texas Roadhouse dinner rolls.
00:01:28
Speaker
I need a- please, someone call ambulance, I can't- I can't get out of my seat anymore, can't move. Hi, it's Micah. And sitting on the other side of the table, um, leaning over the seats, someone who was trying to collect every shiny version of Spinda.

Humorous Pokemon Discussion

00:01:50
Speaker
Yes, I definitely knew know what Spinda is in their shiny form, yes.
00:01:57
Speaker
He doesn't have the joke! I definitely don't forget to spend the Spinda and what Pokemon it is. It's the daughter one. It's the one that has like four like some billion number of variations. It's the one that has literally seven billion different forms.
00:02:12
Speaker
Oh, the drunk Pokemon! Yes, that one. zizzy Yes, the drunk Pokemon. Every variation of Spin that you will find is different because the dots are differently placed.
00:02:26
Speaker
So good luck trying to find every shiny form. Spinda, the drunk Pokemon, and the... a normal type. It's the drunk boxer!
00:02:38
Speaker
Imagine if Pokemon made an adult version of Pokemon like that, where they just weren't abashed to pay stuff like that. I'm gonna be honest, I thought Krab Brawler was a drunk wrestler or drunk, uh, like, thought it was a drunk tavern brawler for the longest time.
00:02:53
Speaker
i think Krab Brawler is based on something. i don't know, actually. The Abomeral Snowman. That's what, it's a Krab and the Abomeral Snowman in a Well, I guess it is the, uh, It is based on the Abominable Snowman. It's, it's, um, Pokédex is, like, very close to some of the lore of the Abominable Snowman.
00:03:13
Speaker
Yeah, if you just, also, if you look at Crabominable, if you also just look at Crabominable, it looks a lot like a Yeti. So, Crabominable is based on the Yeti crab, deep-sea crab that builds thermal vents.
00:03:25
Speaker
Exactly. Interesting. So, a Yeti crab is actually a thing. It has, it has fluffy fur, Oh, that's the description of the Pokemon, particularly the Flip through an Ice Day. I thought that was the crab.
00:03:36
Speaker
ah Neat. Okay.

Recap Debate and Dice Roll

00:03:41
Speaker
um So, do you guys think we should do a roll for recap this time?
00:03:49
Speaker
Because i technically gave a full account of Arc 2 in the Arc 2 final finale. don't do recaps at the beginning of an Arc. So... Alright, here's the recap. There is no recap.
00:04:03
Speaker
Here's the recap. Watch the last episode. Thank you. The last episode was the Jeopardy candidate episode you know i mean we haven't recapped the final finale.
00:04:16
Speaker
Uh... Oh, I guess... I guess we could do that. Um... Okay, fine. Yeah, let's do Everyone roll for a recap. Do you guys remember how to do that? No. no we don't want to do recaps at the start of an arc.
00:04:30
Speaker
But we you have an episode that has no recaps on it, so... You didn't do a recap of the finale in the... um... Q&A thing?
00:04:41
Speaker
At all? No, not the Q&A, the final finale. What? The one that was supposed to be the arc 3 episode one that didn't end up being arc 3 episode one? Episode 21, yeah.
00:04:52
Speaker
Okay, fine. Fair enough. I mean, I'm not attached to it either way, but... So wait, are we rolling d4 or a d6? What are we rolling? It's a d4. Everyone rolls a d4.
00:05:03
Speaker
If you match my number, you do the recap. If no one matches, i do the recap. It has been a long time since we have done this tradition. also have a 4.
00:05:14
Speaker
I got a 3. I also got a 3. I got a 1. So that no one then? Jake, what did you get? ah can't find my d4s!
00:05:26
Speaker
Okay. We'll give him some time. Where'd it go? I just had it! I'm back somewhere. I'm just glad I'm gonna do it, because I don't remember. either.
00:05:37
Speaker
Yeah, I had no clue. The recap for me was going to be, hey, go listen to that super finale episode, because I have no clue what happened. Wow, okay. I love what this this super finale.
00:05:51
Speaker
I was just going to listen to the episode on 500 times of speed.
00:05:56
Speaker
So if you listen to a 500 times speed, it is two hours long. So that means you would have to sit there for, what's one fifth of two hours? That's... 40 minutes. 24 minutes.
00:06:09
Speaker
24 minutes. So we're just going to sit here for

Episode Recap Attempts

00:06:12
Speaker
24... what We're going sit here for 24 minutes in silence while we wait for... That would be five times speed, wouldn't it?
00:06:20
Speaker
Not 500 times? No, 14.4 seconds. It would be 2.4 minutes. Oh, I thought said 500%.
00:06:25
Speaker
500 times speed. I can get it done in 14 seconds. so yeah And you'll get absolutely nothing out of it because it'll be a blur. Jake, what did you get?
00:06:37
Speaker
Speedrunny at podcasts. They probably wouldn't even be able to hear our voices because they hear me because they'd be in the ultrasound range. Yeah, can hear you now. One. Hey, Jake has to do the recap. God, I don't and remember. I don't pre-watch.
00:06:53
Speaker
No one remembers. Nobody made it, what happened? Well, you gotta give your best shot. All our memories are positive.
00:07:04
Speaker
Just read us the description. but Read out the description of the episode. Pull it up real quick. Well, my descriptions are quite vague. Well, hey, it's more than we will be giving without it. But it's kind of funny, because I pulled up...
00:07:22
Speaker
I pulled up a description myself to remember, so I can't knock you for that. Hold I haven't watched our show in a bit. I gotta look for a scroll through my watch. Oh, great. Um... I can try any part of the recap.
00:07:36
Speaker
There you go, here you go. No, he must try first. It is tradition. Okay. Um... What the hell is this thing you put for it? There's nothing! do you mean there's nothing? That's pre- that's post-game.
00:07:53
Speaker
Okay, i was gonna say, what do you mean there's nothing?
00:07:57
Speaker
Oh, we made a guild. We made a guild. A super evil guild. A secret. Okay. i I'm sorry, I'm never gonna trust Ms. Flame back.
00:08:10
Speaker
Okay. She's gonna sell us out get Bruce's dad back. Something. Wow. Uh, let's see, um... What else do I remember? Uh...
00:08:23
Speaker
Sammy left. No, he did not. Not yet. Alright, murderler is damn UGH! You're 50%.
00:08:37
Speaker
The codon had me come off screen so he could talk, make me feel bad about my mom, which I still don't. Nope. That was for the Jeopardy episode. He's still getting the wrong. jeopardy God damn it Or no, that was a post-game show, but still. Not wrong episode. Yeah.
00:08:53
Speaker
Jake,
00:08:58
Speaker
I'm here if you tag me in. Tag me in. Tag me in. He's giving it his best chance. You can tag it if you need to. Tag it Alright, I got it. So, from what I remember what happened, I bleed a little bit into episode 20, but ah the gang found...
00:09:17
Speaker
The gang found the Leafeon. I don't remember her name. Chai. Chai. They found Chai Leafeon working with Silver. Silver ah take us took a cyanide pill.
00:09:30
Speaker
Then the gang went back to Belayor's library as they found that her library had gotten ransacked and Silver went and stole the book while she was still trying to finish it up.
00:09:44
Speaker
Hikaru read off what Blair was able to transcribe. Then, Blair went with them back to Flameback's.
00:09:55
Speaker
and Ms. Flameback's initial... But she made the guild, went over what everyone's different abilities were.
00:10:08
Speaker
ah Walter talked to Selena about the two of them being in a relationship or something. got pissed off because I think the two were already dating Selena and Abyss.
00:10:24
Speaker
And I think that's it. Yeah, that's pretty good. um The only thing I want to add is the guild mechanic that's kind of happening now.
00:10:34
Speaker
ah You guys have badges that give you the ability to recruit members and use them as resources to in your guild.
00:10:47
Speaker
So we can actually benefit from the guild stuff. Yes.
00:10:54
Speaker
Okay, here's why it' one more question I have. Are we actually starting with starter bag stuff, or we getting like normal bag or silver bag or any of that? You start with the starter bag. Okay. Nobody's upgraded their bag yet. No one's bought any bag upgrades still. Also, another thing I wanna say is... Another thing I wanna say is, they jumped from starter to normal to silver to straight up platinum. Where's gold in there?
00:11:18
Speaker
I don't know. Ask Anirud. He set that up. and thats Because that's how the whichever game system it's based on that goes by ranking and not every rank gets an upgraded bag.
00:11:37
Speaker
You don't get more bag space for every rank. So you're saying the last bag, the last one should be the Lucario rank. Lucario rank bag. No.
00:11:48
Speaker
Yes and no. Lucario has already got enough love this podcast. Yeah, well, but the thing is, the the the game that had the Lucario rank never upgraded your bag at all.
00:12:01
Speaker
You just have yeah one bag and you never get more space in it. but Yeah, Lucario rank was only PMD1. It is. yes that's Yeah, that's also the only Super Dungeon game I've finished, is our Red Rescue Team, funnily enough.
00:12:17
Speaker
You keep either getting bricked or just not able to make it to the end. Alright, uh, Eli, what move were we doing?

Assigning Roles

00:12:25
Speaker
oh Oh, actually, hold on. We should determine who's giving us our new move.
00:12:30
Speaker
Technically, Micah, you've replaced Sean, and Sean always gave us our new move. I thought it was Eli. No, it was Sean. Sean always had a random move generator, so who's taking up that mantle?
00:12:40
Speaker
Do you guys want to roll for it, or ah do you want to take it as the replacement for Sean, Micah? Whichever guys would like it. I can do it, or someone else can do it. i buy I'm not partial to it.
00:12:57
Speaker
I can technically do it if no one wants to. Alright, your silence speaks volumes. Michael, you have been silently voted as move. Alright, everybody, let's aerialize on in.
00:13:15
Speaker
Alright, cool. Wait, have we done Aerial Ace already? think so. Okay, never mind. Let's do... Steam Eruption. Steam Eruption or Steam Eruption?
00:13:27
Speaker
Steam Eruption. Volcanion signature move. I... yeah hold on. Oh, I've never heard of that one. Gen 6 Mythical. Yeah. The fire water type that we needed, but never actually... the one The one we wanted, but never needed.
00:13:43
Speaker
Okay, so, alright, with that, let us steam eruption on in. his Yes, steam. Steam eruption. had to do the light. I've never heard of this before. One more take, come on.
00:13:56
Speaker
That is the take. We have steam eruptioning on in.

Visit to Sammy's Pizzeria

00:14:02
Speaker
Okay, so we're opening with you guys in front of Sammy's Pizzeria. Pepperoni's Pizzeria. I always say that in that same order. I stumble and then I say Sammy's Pizzeria, Pepperoni's Pizzeria. I say every time.
00:14:14
Speaker
um So you guys are now standing in front of Sam... See, I did it again. I thought it was Pepperoni's Pizza. It is Pepperoni's Pizza, but I keep calling it Sammy's Pizzeria for some reason.
00:14:25
Speaker
Okay, you guys are in front of Pepperoni's Pizzeria. And um through the glass doors, you see a large figure locked in the door, and it is a large licky-licky... licky-tong. Sorry.
00:14:37
Speaker
Hold on, I need to go. Am I checking out the right one? Lickitung. I think it was Lickitung, yeah. Where's the Licky Licky?
00:14:47
Speaker
Whatever the big red one is. Yeah, Licky Licky. Okay. I'm pretty sure it's Licky Licky. um So, you guys see a large Licky Licky with um a blonde wig on.
00:15:01
Speaker
And they are blocking the door. um You can also see that this Licky Licky is talking to Sammy's parents. and
00:15:14
Speaker
Sammy's dad looks at his door sees Sammy and the crew. sam is dad looks at looks those door and sees sammy and the crew outside the door and you see him gesture towards you guys and the Licky Licky turns around sees you guys and he's he opens the door for you guys and you guys well see those three what are you guys doing?
00:15:42
Speaker
I guess we just walk over see what's going on
00:15:49
Speaker
So, um, Mr. Pepperoni, Pepperoni. God, I can't get names today. Mr. Pepperoni looks at you guys anyway. uh, hey guys, wasn't expecting you guys here today.
00:16:02
Speaker
Um, what brings you to the pizzeria? I'm in the middle of a business field right now, if you, uh, guys don't mind. I'm a little bit busy. Oh, hi. Oh, hi, Sean's dad.
00:16:14
Speaker
Um, I think we would just, we just wanted to come here for lunch, I guess. I don't know. Ordinary day. Do you guys mind if I take Sammy in for a second?
00:16:26
Speaker
ah You see the Licky Licky look at you guys? He's like, I have a brilliant idea for you and your family, my good sir. I believe you'll be very interested. You are Sammy, correct?
00:16:37
Speaker
Sammy nods his head and um looks up at the Licky Licky. My name is Gordon Ramsay, and i have heard of your name... It's from ram all the way. I thought it was Ramsey Gordon. It's Ramsey Gordon.
00:16:52
Speaker
<unk> Sorry, I get my name. My name is Ramsey Gordon. Is it actually Ramsey Gordon? I don't remember. It's, um... Yeah. It's what we're going with. yeah That's what he texted us. Um...
00:17:06
Speaker
It is Ramsay Gordon, and I'm glad I got it right, it is a licky licky. So, Ramsay Gordon looks at Sammy and is like, aa I have heard of your restaurant far and wide, and you guys have been yeah I am giving you guys an opportunity to open up a shop over in Volkenberg, and your parents seem to be very well inclined to take my offer.
00:17:26
Speaker
What say you on this matter? And it is with this, Sammy enters the restaurant and separates himself from the group.
00:17:41
Speaker
So, you guys are left outside for the moment. What are you guys doing with this?

Emotional Goodbye at Sammy's

00:17:54
Speaker
What's going on? Metagaming here, this is a sad moment, but like we're confused here. I think we just don't know what's going on yet as characters.
00:18:11
Speaker
What you guys confused about? What do you No, like, we don't know what's we don't know what's going on with Sammy. Oh, I see.
00:18:22
Speaker
Okay, so are you guys just standing outside then?
00:18:27
Speaker
I guess, yeah yeah. Okay. Okay, if you guys aren't doing anything, then, um, Sammy's dad comes out and, uh, um, is coming out to speak to you guys. He opens the door and stands in front of you. Um, sorry, that's Pamsey Gordon's voice.
00:18:44
Speaker
Um, I, uh, so we have decided, um so Let me start over. This gentleman here is Renji Gordon. He showed up at our restaurant not too long ago. and Apparently he showed our restaurant and he has given us a restaurant free of charge over in Volkenberg as long as he gets a cut of the profits.
00:19:09
Speaker
and
00:19:13
Speaker
I don't really know how else to break this to you, but we are accepting this and Sammy and us are all moving to Volkenberg starting next week.
00:19:25
Speaker
I'm sorry to break this to you guys, but ah we're taking Sammy with you with us, so he'll be here for the next week if you guys need to talk to him or anything, but um we're going to need him here for the move, so I've asked Sammy to stay with us for the time being, and he has agreed to do so.
00:19:46
Speaker
Oh my gosh. Well, I mean, I'm... Congratulations, I'm happy for you guys. Um... But, yeah, it's been real traveling with him.
00:19:59
Speaker
And I just hope... I would love it if you pass that on to him for us. Uh, yeah, yeah, yeah, I'll do that. Um, he's over there in the kitchen right now, packing up boxes. I'll, uh, I'll go let him know in bit.
00:20:14
Speaker
Um, terribly sorry. I know you guys were great friends, but, uh... This is a huge monumental leap in our business that we can't just turn down. So... Yeah, that that makes sense. I mean... i wish i wish all of you all the best.
00:20:35
Speaker
And she starts crying.
00:20:40
Speaker
Mr. Pepperoni is very uncomfortable looking.
00:20:46
Speaker
Do you need any help? Are you are are you okay? well Well, you know, I mean, Sammy was one of my best friends in high school.
00:20:59
Speaker
And, like, I've really... i know we didn't really get to talk very much during the trip, during all of our, you know, trips over the last few weeks, but I really, ah like, I wish I could talk to him more, you know? I wish...
00:21:14
Speaker
I wish we had more time. Here, you might find this interesting then. He pulls out a piece of paper and he hands it to you. You see it is it has an address on it in Volkenberg.
00:21:26
Speaker
ah This is the address of our our new establishment. We'll be there starting in about a week. um So, if you guys wish, you can come visit us and maybe we'll make a meal for you free of charge. You know, on us.
00:21:39
Speaker
Oh. Well, I guess at least we won't be... we won't be too far from one another? no. He's uh... Now, ah you'll still be able to visit us it's yeah it's not like It's not like we're dead or anything.
00:21:54
Speaker
but Yeah. yeah goes to Nobody's dying here. That's good. The only food business in our town.
00:22:01
Speaker
Is it? No, there's a boba place too. but there is but now There's other restaurants. It's just that this was a very central one because it belonged to the main character. One of the main characters. Yeah. Well, well... It's not only restaurant we went to.
00:22:15
Speaker
She fumbles in her bag for ah for a tissue and tries to blot her eyes with it and then says, well, I mean, if it's... I don't know if this will be helpful.
00:22:29
Speaker
If it's any help, I do have family in the Valkenburg area. um my i don't i don't know if you know, but my dad's from Valkenburg. um um And who exactly is your dad?
00:22:42
Speaker
Oh, Goku, the Infernape. he He runs his real estate business out of the beach house that I live in. I can't say I'm really familiar.
00:22:54
Speaker
um I'm not really in the market for real estate right now, as Ramsay Gordon here has provided us with the restaurant free of charge. Of course.
00:23:07
Speaker
yeah But um if I ever get the opportunity, I'll see if I can find them and maybe set you guys up on a... on a i'll I'll see if I can visit you guys at some point. like Well, not just that, but like i do have other I do have other relatives in Valkenburg, like my cousin...
00:23:24
Speaker
um and they like they're pretty involved in business there it's kind of a whole thing oh are you uh trying to give me recommendations for um business opportunities or uh what do you get right here well i'm just saying if if you want if you want i can give you their contacts any at any time just just shoot me a letter or a telegram Do we have a token here?
00:23:50
Speaker
i So, miss Mr. Pepperoni is like, yeah, just stop by at the restaurant at some point. oh You can have a chat about that. You hear some shouting the back, and some very British shouting, and you realize that Ramsay Gordon is calling Mr. Pepperoni back. I'm sorry, guys. I gotta go. Hey, wait. Before you go, can you just tell Sammy that...
00:24:17
Speaker
It was an honor to travel with him and it won't be the same without him.
00:24:24
Speaker
Yeah, I'll do that. Thank you. And he heads back in.
00:24:31
Speaker
Bye.
00:24:35
Speaker
This whole time as she was saying all that she was like sniffling and trying to trying to keep herself composed. Everything about the business contacts.
00:24:47
Speaker
Walter's thinking of this and his first mind's thought he just thinks of all the good times of Sammy back in that and then he's like, had to carry up these stairs, had these stairs. And then he just says to himself, I don't have to carry him up the stairs anymore.
00:25:02
Speaker
yes You could say it's a weight off of Walter's shoulders, huh? Get out of here. Sorry. Get him out of here!
00:25:16
Speaker
You guys feel a bit of a vibration coming from your guys' pockets, and you realize that your GBAs are all vibrating.
00:25:25
Speaker
ah Not vibrating, sorry. They just vibrate shortly. um You have received a receive day text message.
00:25:33
Speaker
Open. Okay. You guys open up your GBA, and in the group chat you see... um must Do you guys have a group chat with Ms. Flameback? Do we? I think we do, yeah.
00:25:45
Speaker
It doesn't matter. Ms. Flameback has opened one now. um You guys see it in a group chat with all of you guys, plus Ms. Flameback and Alfred, there's a text that just says, um come back to and back to a base.
00:25:59
Speaker
Something you should probably
00:26:07
Speaker
hear about. Well, let's go!
00:26:13
Speaker
I guess we gotta to go back. like up to You wish was to Bruce, gonna take care of Hikaru now?
00:26:21
Speaker
You'll wait for a little while. It's just...
00:26:26
Speaker
Hard for me to move my body, I guess, but I can walk. walk It just feels like I'm... She tries to walk and it just feels like she's like... Like she's just stepping through mercury or some... Concrete shoes? Thick mud.
00:26:42
Speaker
Yeah! Yeah! He'll lift Hikaru Alright, let's go. Alright, Thanks, Walter. and Okay. um I will ask, you guys did come for food. Are you guys stopping anywhere on the way back?
00:26:58
Speaker
No. Bruce isn't hungry. I'll just play in back club got bokeh burgers. Okay. So, Bruce, hit back. Hikaru, do not worry. You're a lot lighter than Sammy.
00:27:08
Speaker
So this is a breeze. Ha ha ha. It's true, I guess... I'm only, what, six kilograms?
00:27:16
Speaker
I'm not gonna guess your weight. I'm gonna get slapped.
00:27:22
Speaker
Smart
00:27:25
Speaker
man. Yeah, please please don't. As my grandmama, Ryulu, said when I was very younger than this, guess a woman's weight, you'll end up in a grave.
00:27:35
Speaker
okay So, true.

Arrival at Miss Flameback's

00:27:39
Speaker
guys end up back at Miss Flameback's residence. And you see Alfred once again in the yard. He's raking up some leaves or thoracic things or something on the ground.
00:27:50
Speaker
And he looks up at you go and he's like, Miss Flameback is waiting for you in the living room. And he just gestures towards the inside of the house.
00:28:03
Speaker
Alright. You got any food anywhere?
00:28:08
Speaker
yes, we got some Bokeh burgers. We got plenty of those, as you know.
00:28:14
Speaker
Thanks. Bruce just tosses him... Bruce just tosses Walter Bokeh burger from his bag. you guys get rid of of those?
00:28:25
Speaker
I think I got rid of them. they I got rid of mine. You gave me mole. still have mine. We made it clear that they're old and expired, but now... If Walter tries to catch the burger, is he gonna drop Hikaru?
00:28:39
Speaker
I'm sure I can still hold you one-handed. One-handed? Okay, just be careful where you touch me, okay? Alright, are you trying to catch something that Eli or Bruce is throwing at you?
00:28:53
Speaker
Instinct. one He's trying to catch with his left hand while keeping his dominant hand, keeping Connor up. Roll dexterity, which is cool.
00:29:04
Speaker
No. It smashed me the face.
00:29:09
Speaker
Okay. Do I to roll strength now to see if i keep Picard up or no? I mean, I carried Walt Sammy all these weeks. As long as it wasn't a nat 1, you don't need to. Alright.
00:29:21
Speaker
Should I also roll to sturdy for how well I balance? You can if you want. Why don't we just make it difficult on us? Okay, and that'll be an acrobatics roll.
00:29:36
Speaker
Eight. She slips off. Jesus Christ. I'll try to catch her. Okay. Okay. Okay.
00:29:47
Speaker
Do another dex throw. so Yeah, dex. Dex. So cool.
00:29:55
Speaker
Dex. Dex. Dex.
00:30:05
Speaker
It's cool. Oh, did I not say cool? yeah, sure, you can recover with that.
00:30:15
Speaker
It's like you're falling. You slip off my right hand, my left hand just picks you up as it after it missed the Berka shot. Your left hand?
00:30:26
Speaker
Yeah. Yeah, so now Hikaru is just like her, she's like face planted on the floor and you're like gripping her, you're gripping her either her left leg or her tail, I guess.
00:30:41
Speaker
I would have caught you right, like your face is right flo for right before you face planted. Okay. Actually, I don't think I can do that unless it holds you all the way up, but i don't think I had enough time for that.
00:30:56
Speaker
e also Also, because of her static ability, a constitution to keep to prevent her from shocking you by accident. 18. Why we making it difficult on us?
00:31:14
Speaker
I don't think... It's character development. You guys are having a circus act over there with theyre over a bokeh burger.
00:31:24
Speaker
ah moldy one, mind you.
00:31:29
Speaker
Food doesn't go bad when it's in a bag. We know this. This is straight from the Mystery Dungeon games. Wait, hold on. ah did Does your car of end up on the ground, or did you recover? like Her her like her like face is on the ground, but Walter's gripping her by the ah leg.
00:31:50
Speaker
So Alfred's like leaning on his rake, and he's, uh, would you guys like me to prepare you some burgers? This is... Quite the act you guys have got going on here.
00:32:01
Speaker
That'd be great!
00:32:04
Speaker
Right, I'll have those going up in just a minute. um The mistress would like to see you in the living room, please.
00:32:17
Speaker
Okay. Okay.
00:32:22
Speaker
Listen, I'm the depressed one, not you. Get your get your fake game face on. Jeez. There can only be one of us. There can only be one depressed character in this group.
00:32:37
Speaker
So, I take it you guys are going into the living room, right? Yeah. Yeah. Okay, so, um, right, so, you see Ms. Flameback and Blair the Absol sitting in the living room, and Ms. Flameback like, ah, there you guys are! Um, uh, Blair here has told me something that, uh, I think you guys should know about. dude, uh, I think Blair should come with you guys on your journey. Uh, I, uh, you know, I'll let her explain.
00:33:11
Speaker
And with this, ah Micah, go ahead and introduce your character. For those who don't remember or haven't listened to these special episodes, I played Blair as she's the character I made and have created for the podcast.
00:33:28
Speaker
and now I'm here to play her myself. So, Blair, physical appearances. She has orange-hazel left eye and a light-sky-blue right eye. From what I remember, I think it's called heterochromia.
00:33:46
Speaker
Mm-hmm. that Sounds about right. I'm not sure. Yeah, yeah that's it. Yeah, heather she has heatheracromia. She has a silver amulet locket around her neck.
00:34:02
Speaker
what And... She also has rectangular vertangular gray glasses. don't remember if they were half moon or rectangular last time.
00:34:15
Speaker
think they were half moon, but I will leave that up to you. Yeah. She just has two pairs of glasses in case one breaks. but So I guess right now she's wearing her rectangular glasses.
00:34:27
Speaker
Either or. could be swapped around later.

Introducing Blair

00:34:32
Speaker
of Because I know some people have like an extra pair of glasses in case one breaks.
00:34:39
Speaker
I think the rest of the character we'll just learn about as we go. ah think it's best to do it that way. At least go through the human stats.
00:34:51
Speaker
Oh, human stats, right. Yeah, why don't you go through your stats real quick. Let them let the audience know what kind of character you are. Do we want just great we wild je to just do human stats?
00:35:04
Speaker
We did all the stats for the other characters. Okay. Okay, so base stats She's the absolute so she is going to be very attack heavy so she has ah Okay, so she has 30 health 19 attack 13 defense 10 special attack 11 special defense and 10 speed and for human stats.
00:35:34
Speaker
She has one cool zero cute two smart Negative one beauty minus one beauty zero tough. I believe that's right.
00:35:47
Speaker
um I don't have the shield right now to verify, so we'll call it again. What level is she? She is, I believe with everyone else, she's level 13. Still the level baby.
00:36:00
Speaker
Yeah, I think Jake Walter's level 15. yeah Yeah, because of all my XP bonuses.
00:36:07
Speaker
I'll also- you want me like list her moves and her IQ skills as well? Uh... Sure. actually don't know what IQ skills you have, so... Yeah. I did get one since you let me have a few more IQ points since... Okay. It's been a long time since we've set this up, so... Yeah. Since I would've been behind it everyone else.
00:36:26
Speaker
Uh... For IQ skills, I took Course Checker. Exclusive move user, escapist, item catcher, item master. and then one of the ones I bought myself is sharpshooter, which increases my crit range by 1.
00:36:45
Speaker
For my moves, I have knockoff, quick attack, double team, leer, and my last move I'm still the signing of, but I'm going to take curse.
00:36:56
Speaker
Either curse or bite. Yeah, um... yeah Wait, can I still learn curse? Uh, egg move. Oh, okay. um Yeah, sword shield egg move.
00:37:08
Speaker
Yeah, Blair's gonna be cursing a lot. What happens when you're not a ghost type and you use curse, it's just... Beep, beep, beep.
00:37:19
Speaker
It could just be a direct reference to the D&D episode. and just She's pulling out um she's she's pullos and old with her tone. She's just saying some kind of incantation from it. fully that was nice She says something so obscure that just makes the enemy go, who raised you, and walks away. If if she was a ghost type, that makes sense. But no, she's not a ghost type.
00:37:45
Speaker
It's just puppy herself up.
00:37:49
Speaker
But I don't know if battling this episode, but for now I've soloed on Curse. If I change I will let you guys know before combat. and If that's okay.
00:38:01
Speaker
Yeah, we ended up setting ah your... ah I don't remember how it went. um you We were undecided on whether not you were going to learn assurance with the thing. and Yeah. We ended up having this discussion like two minutes before we were recording. So we are not decided on Blair's moveset yet. so But then again, we decided to use...
00:38:20
Speaker
Then again, you guys decided i should use Sword and Shield level up set instead BDSP learn set, where she does learn a lot more egg moves on there instead Sword and Shield.
00:38:31
Speaker
Yes, because we used the newest mainline game. I can't believe she's not in Gen 9, Blair. She's... Well, yeah. If ZA is Gen 9, then wellll I guess we'll see. But I don't know. We'll cross that bridge when we come to it.
00:38:47
Speaker
It depends on He's saying Blake. Absol will get a learn set or move set in Scarlet and Violet, because it is based on the most of recent mainline games. So ZA being a mainline game wouldn't count.
00:39:02
Speaker
okay So with that though, um Miss Plainback is just trying to you to explain why you should join the party. Blair gives a small wave to the group
00:39:26
Speaker
if you if you guys remember back in the library, i did tell you guys about how my family had disappeared a while back.
00:39:38
Speaker
And now that think more about it, looking at what's going on here at the Playback Residence, there might be a chance that, or at least traveling with you guys, there could be a chance that it could have some connection to my family.
00:40:00
Speaker
I'm not sure of that, but it's the only way have at the moment. Um, I'm just playing back Pipes up. It would also just be good, uh, since Blair's been wanting to, you know, find her parents, um, it would be good just for her to, you know, travel the lands and try and get some word of things while you guys are out and about. So since Blair already knows about the project and everything, it's just a good idea for her to follow you guys and hear the rumors.
00:40:28
Speaker
Try and get some clues. Oh, Blair! Yeah, I remember you. can see it again.
00:40:37
Speaker
Once again, she kind of gives look like a small smile and, like, waves back to Hikaru. Act like you don't have crush on yeah. Sorry, that's really funny because he just she doesn't really know how to she doesn't really know how to interact with the grip yet was the first It's not that car was too busy to recognize her effort dizzy to recognize her at first Evelyn you and the crew Spent a whole train ride together when you as he guys came back to the flame back No, just now. rolled for her She got a six.
00:41:12
Speaker
It's just now. didn she just now realized who she's been traveling with for the last, like, day and a half. Guys, I... No, no, no, no. Who's in the room? like a plate forgot we knew I have inspiration. I'm not used.
00:41:27
Speaker
Okay. Yeah. We have never done that again, like since... Yeah, it was like, if if you made a joke that made everyone else laugh, you got That kind of was how I did it, but then I kind of just forgot about that completely and just forgot about Insperson a horde. I should have used that for freaking dungeon.
00:41:46
Speaker
Not dungeon, door. Yeah, you could. think you got it after the door. Oh, you did. You got it right at the end of the... Oh, no. No, you got right before the door because you got it right as you guys were entering the tunnel.
00:42:02
Speaker
Oh, right. Meh. Oh, well. I could have saved myself a save of simulation.
00:42:10
Speaker
Walter would then have saved a cold-blooded killer.
00:42:19
Speaker
Anyway.
00:42:26
Speaker
Miss Flame back pipes up. So, yeah As you guys, uh, do you guys have any leads on where you guys should go? Because guys got, uh, you guys got Silver to chase after and you've also got the blue orb that's been thrown away, so do you guys have any ideas on where we should start?
00:42:44
Speaker
We should split the party. Yeah, that orb.
00:42:50
Speaker
One of us go to the dump, one go after Silver.
00:42:58
Speaker
One of us? I mean, there's- how many of us are there? Five? I mean, we split in a group.
00:43:04
Speaker
Are we split in a group? I would rather you guys not split a group, but if you guys want to, I guess. I... Because if we do- if you guys split the group, I'll have to do, a singular episodes with you guys.
00:43:16
Speaker
Like we did for Walter back in, uh, earlier, too. It's not me wanting me visit um Johnny Trout. I... possibly in the car. i want to say I don't think it'd be a good idea to split the party at the beginning of Arc 3. That worked for us. season um i My reasoning here is these two Diverging Pads are both on plots in the main story.
00:43:39
Speaker
So if you guys split your party now and pursue this, it will be like until the end of the arc until you guys see each other again. So I suggest you don't split your party. Yeah, ah Blair doesn't have much of a...
00:43:54
Speaker
Blair doesn doesn't have much of opinion on these as well, she just got thrown into this. So it'd be better if the veterans had more of say in it. I think we should go after the blue first.
00:44:08
Speaker
I'm just like, that one should still be somewhere Gale Beach. It's either go after the person that we'd have to take multiple train rides to even find a trail, on or the one we least know it's in the region to probably the dome.
00:44:22
Speaker
Hmm.
00:44:26
Speaker
We probably don't have to take a train ride. How do they get- How do we throw away our trash? Not like we have a dump truck. Miss Flameback's like, uh, we have the, uh, the trash center at the edge of town.
00:44:42
Speaker
Which I'm assuming is where the orb went to. To the trash! Okay, Batman.
00:44:49
Speaker
batman so before you guys head off, Ms. Flameback pipes up. I do have one suggestion though. it's It's just a thought, it doesn't have any basis, but Silver lived in Valkenburg, right?
00:45:04
Speaker
Uh, yeah. I think so. I think I did see her around a few times. Let me see if my clues have anything in it.
00:45:16
Speaker
Yeah, she was she was at the bank. Well, yeah, she worked at the bank, but we don't actually know outside of game if she lived there. do you know if there's anyone occupying her residence? Because it could be empty at the moment and there could be some good clues there. That's that's my thoughts a anyway.
00:45:34
Speaker
We're gonna go in her out. Wait. Wait, so she's been in Gale Beach though, too, right? Wait, hold on Dakota, we had residents we had um all the residents, like, people we suspected residents, and we had her name on it too so...
00:45:51
Speaker
Did we get the information? Uh, you guys- We went to City Hall to get all the information. you guys went to her place, uh, the bank, so... Um, I'm not actually sure if we just have her address, but you guys also have the Town Hall you guys can go to. Yeah, we went to the Town Hall to get all the- all of them. The Valkenburg Town Hall, right?
00:46:09
Speaker
Yeah, we went there to the information. We are also okay currently in Dale Beach, not in Valkenburg. All you gave us was was shoot the bank. You- you told us her residence was the bank. Did I? Well, I guess that makes sense. If you guys got the residence of everyone, then you would have Silver's residence, too.
00:46:26
Speaker
So, I guess we could just chalk it down to you guys knew that Silver would be at the bank at that time.
00:46:33
Speaker
But we know her residence. So, yeah, I'm gonna say you guys know where she lives. Ms. Plainback's like, I'm not expecting you to go back to Valkenburg so soon, but just keep it as an afterthought. We do have a friend we could call...
00:46:47
Speaker
Thank you. Who? The police. ah What? i mean I'd rather not get the police involved in this. wait Are you talking about the Arcanine? Yeah, anything, we can just... Wait, how do you know about the Arcanine?
00:47:04
Speaker
Blair doesn't know about the Arcanine, right? No, I'm saying that out of character. I don't know if he has noticed, but there's a little distinction between voices. They would know the police force, but not who he's talking specifically.
00:47:18
Speaker
Ms. Flannaback looks so you like, you didn't tell them anything about our project, did you? No, um they came to us. we didn't even know they even had anything. We just did it for the money. Okay, well, how do you expect them to break into someone's- Sorry, sorry. What? Some of us did it for the money.
00:47:36
Speaker
Okay, yeah, that that sounds about right.
00:47:41
Speaker
Man, now that same is gone, i'm kind the only who's in for the money. Damn. Oh jeez. I'm gonna have to go really greedy to balance everything out.
00:47:53
Speaker
Okay, do you guys know where the trash center is? Have you guys ever visited there or passed it by any a chance? I have heard rumors of a guy named Johnny Trash used to live there. They might have taught us about it in like environment class in school. Like, oh, we just know that recycling goes here, garbage goes there. They go of but they don't tell us exactly where they are.
00:48:15
Speaker
Can I please roll to see if there was a kid in the college that was Johnny Trash's kid who lived there? in the track go for it.
00:48:26
Speaker
His name was Joey Trash. Not 20! Joey Trash! Yes, there was someone named Joey Trash in your high school. He was his braised younger brother of Johnny Trash.
00:48:38
Speaker
Younger? Okay. Is he the younger brother of his son? Son. Let's go with son. Oh yeah, I had a good friend named- well, you guys didn't see because we were both rejects during school. So we used to- when Hikaru was either sick for school or something, we hang out. It was called Joey Trash.
00:48:58
Speaker
And he lives there with his dad, Johnny Trash. Great man. Cool, cool. He does not like caring about religion though, he falls asleep fast. Okay, so you guys can go talk to this Johnny and Joey Trash duo then, huh?
00:49:14
Speaker
Let's not bring out anything about the gods. He does not like gods. look Blair raises a hand and says something but then lowers it.
00:49:26
Speaker
Raises a paw. She on all the boards? Yeah, kind like... Kind like a pointed paw. Like, she sticks out a finger up. Like the meme. Like, she goes to raise the finger and says something and then lowers it.
00:49:37
Speaker
Mmm. Got it. Like, to the god comment, yeah. So right now you guys have two, well you guys have one lead and you guys have one idea. You guys can go visit Trash Center and talk to Johnny Trash and Joey Trash or you guys can go back to Vulcan Bird and see if you can maybe scout out Silver's house.

Visit to Johnny Trash's Emporium

00:50:00
Speaker
It sounds like the the dumb site is a more concrete idea right now. Going to see my buddy Joey Trash!
00:50:11
Speaker
Yeah, I think we should try to find the orb before somebody gets it. Yeah.
00:50:19
Speaker
Okay, so, uh... Okay. Uh, you also hear a, uh, you hear a very, uh, very British shout come from the kitchen. Uh, you guys have spoken burgers already? Apparently i don't remember having a British accent.
00:50:33
Speaker
But that was supposed to Alfred. diaalles from the Alfred yells from the kitchen in a very definite definitely British voice. I use burgers already, and I just hit my knee on the table.
00:50:47
Speaker
lets And with that, carries ears perk up. No more cement. You guys go out to the kitchen, and you guys see 30 Boca Burgers on the table. 30 Boca Burgers.
00:51:01
Speaker
We're lucky to just know, this won't be enough. This feels unreasonable. feels... We've had Sammy too long. this we I just have a feeling this won't last, but it will.
00:51:14
Speaker
Yeah, i was just about to say. yeahp Alfred's looks at you guys and he's like, uh, where is Sammy? Does he have an old trade just for himself?
00:51:25
Speaker
He's like 60 on his side just for him. Yeah, pretty much. yeah i think blair just for I think Blair comments... Yeah, I was i also wanted to ask that. I saw he wasn't with you guys.
00:51:40
Speaker
He's moving.
00:51:44
Speaker
Yeah, he... Well, he's kind of busy today. It's kind of weird that his parents are forcing him to move when he's a grown adult.
00:51:55
Speaker
mean, he's not a grown adult. mean, we're all barely out of high school, though. Yeah, we're barely out of high school. Sammy's parents got offered a new restaurant in a big city, and they need, and Sammy decided to go along with them and help run that restaurant.
00:52:18
Speaker
I see. Plus, I don't have to worry about a fight happening between him and Selina anymore.
00:52:26
Speaker
I... suppose... Well, in any case, I guess I'll have to freeze these burgers again. I really hope they don't go to waste. He says hefting up the tray of 60 Pokeburgers and stuffing them in the freezer.
00:52:42
Speaker
You run low. used to give 99 out. Yeah.
00:52:49
Speaker
Well, they made 90 just now, so... Just not the same with without Yeah, can eat them
00:52:56
Speaker
No one gives you a vast amount of food. Stack of 99 Boca Burgers I took. I don't think I even ate one. Kinda gave up some food.
00:53:09
Speaker
<unk>in well yeah, because there's no belly system. Yeah. Oh, great. had it in one day because it made me full immediately. It brings your belly to full but recovers one HP or something.
00:53:22
Speaker
Yeah, because we removed the belly system. Yeah. so it is And then if you ate any more burgers after you hit full, you'd have make a con save where you'd throw up.
00:53:33
Speaker
Work for Sammy. That was his little one of his moves.
00:53:37
Speaker
it' throwing up and just eating them well yeah if you kept eating them you would have concept you're telling the recycle yeah that was not how recycle actually worked ash oh gosh so oh god da don't remind me so keep talking like that bloke's gonna have to do some unrecycling of her own After about 30 minutes, you guys finish your burgers and it is... I'm assuming you guys are about to head out to to the recycling center? You guys are heading to recycling center, right?
00:54:13
Speaker
Yes. Of course we don't have have a recycle when we go to a recycle place. Well, hang on. Is it the recycling plant or the dump? We're going to Yeah, it's just called the dump. Yeah, Johnny Trash would not live in a recycling center. No, no, no, no.
00:54:30
Speaker
He's basically- he has a Wreck-It Ralph house, it's just trash bags for a roof. Oh my god, haven't started about that movie in like 10 years. Jesus. Oh, a buff game. Instead of, I'm gonna wreck it, he says, I'm gonna trash it. There's something around that.
00:54:44
Speaker
I think it was like 2015.
00:54:47
Speaker
Should we take face masks with us? Cause, you know, the stench? Blair already has some. Blair already has face masks, um, uh, like gloves, a full body disinfecting suit.
00:55:06
Speaker
Why do you have a hazmat suit with you? Hazmat suit. She's a clean freak. I'm not gonna say the trash Pokemon are gonna take offense to that. So hold on take offense to that.
00:55:19
Speaker
One second. Blair has a full blown hazmat suit on the ready at all times. Do you like do your dishes wearing a hazmat suit and radiation mask? Are you a clean freak?
00:55:31
Speaker
Something that we will learn about Blair is that she is a clean freak. Okay. This was not in... This was made this was made like... I had done this for Blair before any of this had happened. like, oh well, this is just perfect, isn't it?
00:55:46
Speaker
Bruce is just looking at Blair suspiciously if she pulls out that yeah No, that that the hazmat suit was a joke. But it's more of a... like She has the masks, has the mask she has the the gloves ready. um But yeah, she's a germaphobe.
00:56:05
Speaker
I just had to say, you have like a face mask on and you've got like regular five finger gloves over your pocket. tip is Well, it's just like if somebody asks about the masks and gloves, like she would just like have them ready. Yeah, she would pull them out of her bag.
00:56:21
Speaker
You know, i'm not going to say this is pokiest, but wearing that to poison types, that's kind of pokiest. It's Beacus. Typist. Typist. I don't think that's typist.
00:56:32
Speaker
I don't think that's typist. It's more of, i don't want to get poisoned myself. Well, to Garbodor's, to a little trash Pokemon. That may be. That's not exactly how Pokemon work. make it Okay. eat She doesn't know how all this works, man. She barely gets out. um Apparently so.
00:56:51
Speaker
This is Walt's plan. Get garbage water on on her now. No. Alright, and then without Blair but pulls out a book. If Walter looks close enough, it says Death Note.
00:57:05
Speaker
So... okay. Bruce does another thing to burn! yeah Another a piece of paper in to burn. Random things, Walter. can.
00:57:25
Speaker
Anyway. Alright, move on, move on Okay, you guys head into the trash center. Yes. Okay, you guys go out to the far side of the town, and where you don't usually go.
00:57:38
Speaker
And eventually, after a decent bit of walking, you guys come to a big brick facility. um And it has a sign that says Johnny Trash's Trash Emporium. And it's like this big facility.
00:57:53
Speaker
Get out here! Um, low perception. Hey, um... Guys? Is it a bad time to mention that I am a bit of a germaphobe?
00:58:08
Speaker
She would say it's kind of like like a hush-toe to the rest of the group. 14? Please tell me, Bursi, the door just trash flies everywhere. So what you guys see is you guys see this literally trash string everywhere all the way up to the streets. It doesn't go past the street because that would be breaking laws.
00:58:27
Speaker
But anywhere in private property, there's just trash everywhere. And you hear a little bit of scurrying and then you hear the front doors bang up here. Ha ha, Walter, my friend.
00:58:40
Speaker
you see a little, you see a little, the little trash bag called? Trubbish. Trubbish. Yeah, you see Trubbish waddle out towards you. And he ah holds his fins up for a high five.
00:58:52
Speaker
High fives it.
00:58:55
Speaker
Oh, and is the dad a Garboter? Yeah. Yes, that's yeah Johnny Trash. Johnny Trash was a Garboter. If you do not know, this is from a stream. This is one of my OC. One of my characters, Johnny Trash is.
00:59:07
Speaker
Johnny Trash was one of the more popular characters from the series of live streams I did last year. Oh, died in only one stream. Did he die? Was that when he could activate a nuclear bomb? That was a non-canonical death.
00:59:22
Speaker
Okay, but that was still funny. You guys took a nuclear bomb and blew up Mewtwo. That was so awesome. but We speak French. Who's we? oh those I was knocked out for the most of it.
00:59:35
Speaker
Our streams had a... Oh, wait. Hold on. Was it you that played Johnny Trash? Who played Johnny Trash? He did, yeah. Oh, okay, it was you. Okay. Sky played the Execute.
00:59:47
Speaker
Executor. Yeah, Reginald. Yep, Reginald. That was... That was Sky Dragon. It was Sky Dragon, yeah. Yeah, bring back, bring him back, come on.
00:59:58
Speaker
Yeah, so, you guys ah guys are meeting a new character. Johnny, Joey Trash. Not Johnny Trash. Joey Trash. Adventurous, not Adventurous, energetic little trash bag. that loves Please tell me he's like for he's like Joey from Friends.
01:00:12
Speaker
How you doing? I have no idea who that is. I don't watch Friends. I'm not 40 years old. Yeah. Hikaru lets out a slight smile.
01:00:23
Speaker
He's just happy to see that Walter's happy.
01:00:29
Speaker
One fellow reject to another. Joey pipes up. He's hey, Walter, what brings you here? Oh, we accidentally threw something away. It was a, oh, it's an old, fra one of my friend Bruce's here.
01:00:45
Speaker
it was an ornament, like a very special ornament that his dad made for them before he was like gone. It accidentally got knocked on ground, got thrown away, and we're hoping we can help you find it.
01:00:56
Speaker
You know place better than us. If you want, you can sign up for a rummage pass if you guys want to check out the the trash pile in the back. What are they called? it the ah fucking What are the big trash piles called?
01:01:08
Speaker
Landfill.
01:01:17
Speaker
yeah Yeah, guys, come inside. ah You guys can buy a quick little rummage pass and you guys can go check out the landfill out back and see if they got dumped back there.
01:01:27
Speaker
It's been great! Walks to- Walks up and needs to Okay, so you guys go inside and there is filth everywhere, I will remind you. And I am saying it specifically for Micah and Blairs. Say that last bit one more time. i zo I'm saying that specifically for you. There is filth everywhere.
01:01:50
Speaker
Yeah, okay. ah For funds, just for fun, roll a con save. Okay. Walt is gonna accidentally slip on something and have it cling behind him in two.
01:02:02
Speaker
Until... So, what do do with a nat 1? You just pass out. Oh, oh Yeah, that that' was my first thought, too. yeah, first roll of the... First roll of Blair being here is a nat 1. We're off to a great start. Yeah! Okay, so...
01:02:19
Speaker
So, what I'm gonna say is you step in a and a pile of garbage that you do not recognize that you do not realize, and you just have a patch of filth on your back that you don't know about. Joey's trying to say, that's my sister!
01:02:35
Speaker
I don't know how it's on your back, but I'm trying to think of somewhere that you wouldn't be able to see with your eyes. It could be on the bottom for paw. could be on the bottom for pa Sure, we'll do that. youve got You have a patch of filth on the back of your on the bottom of your paws.
01:02:51
Speaker
Yeah. It's on her forehead. She isn't initially looking around ah at her paws right now since she is walking. so it should just be and i'm met it's good I like medicine save her?
01:03:06
Speaker
i don't think anyone knows about it. it's She doesn't know about right now, but when she does, she probably going to throw up. like Oh, okay. Are you guys going inside? See, isn't that one that will come into play later?
01:03:19
Speaker
Yes, I guess we're going inside. so you guys go inside and there's a big front desk um made out of garbage and you see Johnny Trash and he's he sees you guys come in and he sees Walter and he's like, hey, Walter! Hey, what brings you in today?
01:03:37
Speaker
we're going to a rap metal or just like... One at a time. What was that, Evelyn? Are we talking like scrap metal? It's just bricks and garbage and metal and everything.
01:03:53
Speaker
Dirty, smelly shit or just metal? Yes, everything. Anything that goes in the trash was used to make this desk. It's like a hillbilly that's worse times two. Pretty much.
01:04:04
Speaker
Yeah. Blair has purposefully stayed in the back so y'all can deal with this.
01:04:13
Speaker
She's all typist, but this is just kind of disgusting. So, uh, yeah. So, uh, right. Jake, what did you say? Oh, we're just here for a rummaging pass where he accidentally something away. Ah, I gotcha, gotcha. Yeah, yeah.
01:04:30
Speaker
Uh, rummage pass. Each person that will be ten poke.
01:04:38
Speaker
Here, I gotta to give you this armband real quick. And he pulls out... How many of you are there? Four? Five? There is... four four yeah There's four of us currently. He pulls out four armbands that are neon yellow. And he he hands it to Evelyn to hand out to the rest.
01:04:54
Speaker
To Hikaru to hand out to the rest. Okay. So she's gonna go... Is it yellow like Hikaru yellow or just... It's neon yellow. Like hazard yellow. Okay.
01:05:07
Speaker
So it's like a, it's neon yellow, which is like a green, right? Yeah. It's neon green, neon yellow, whatever it's called. Yeah. Yeah. Neon yellow looks green. It's a safety vest.
01:05:20
Speaker
Yeah. Safety vest. Okay. So she puts one on and then she like hands them. Hey, you got to take off your stuff to put this on. Everybody. Yeah.
01:05:31
Speaker
Oh, um, excuse me, sir. Um, Excuse me. I'm just wondering, but if...just in case there's anything
01:05:47
Speaker
Oh, no, no, no, you don't need to worry about that. You see, one of my traits as a garbodor is i I take in toxic fumes and purify it. It's kind of why I built this place in the first place. I can, I thrive off of toxic waste and I purify it into oxygen.
01:06:02
Speaker
So anything, any toxic waste or anything that comes out of here gets processed through me and it is clean air, clean trash. So no need to worry about that. Oh, that's great.
01:06:15
Speaker
Well, thank you for telling, for explaining You really start charging this, Johnny Trash, you'd make a fortune.
01:06:23
Speaker
Charging for what? Cleaning the air so it doesn't stink in the whole town. i imagine he does, that is what his job is. yeah Well, we get paid by the city, so... Our facility is paid off of tax money.
01:06:40
Speaker
We are a utility company. Gotta do that. Classic public good there.
01:06:51
Speaker
Anyway, back this way. And he leads you towards the side where there's a ah big double doors. um And he opens them and you see just miles of trash in all the directions.
01:07:04
Speaker
You can tell why it is um on the edge of town because if it was in the middle of town, it would take up half the town. Well, let's get going. Slaps. I can't remember.
01:07:18
Speaker
I suppose it's gonna take me while to remember your character's name. Blair? Blair. Slaps Blair like on the back. Let's go! And purposely pleases her in front of one. So here's

Search for the Blue Orb

01:07:28
Speaker
thing. How do you slap her back? do you have to jump up and slap her like on top of the back? Or you like are you like... Slap the side. Okay, her rear.
01:07:36
Speaker
Okay, let's slap you a horse, man. Not the ass! Oh, like a ah like on her shoulder, guess? Yes! Yeah, her shoulder could work. He's purposely pushing He's making it look like he's slapping it, but he's purposely pushing her into the trash.
01:07:50
Speaker
Okay, that's like... Roll sleight of hand. Roll sleight of hand. That's just a straight... because it has strength check, I think. Or a tough check. Yeah, Jake, ah you roll sleight of hand against Micah's... Strength. Wait, hang on, wait. We can roll this... Hold on. We can roll this like a grapple check.
01:08:07
Speaker
I need... I should roll for... I don't know what you're talking about. I'm just doing a basic contest....to make like an accident and tough to see if I can do it. So... Yeah. Yeah. Jake, you roll sleight of hand. Mikey, you roll strength or dex? Whichever one you're better at.
01:08:20
Speaker
I'm gonna say cool, so dexterity. So, acrobats, I guess? does Doesn't matter. Cool. Cool or strong. Cool or tough. right. I got it.
01:08:31
Speaker
Oh, how we rise from failure. That is a natural 20. Jesus. Oh, fuck. Never mind. ah Yeah, so you gotta do that. Hold on, gotta make, I gotta roll to see if it looks believable if I was just slapping you on the shoulder, like, let's get do it.
01:08:46
Speaker
I gotta see if I can make it believable. Okay, fine, roll a deception check.
01:08:52
Speaker
Rolls cute. Alright. Alright. Cute? Alright, what's your, um, that'd be a ten.
01:09:04
Speaker
So, yeah. Meech beats, so, yeah. The DC was 10. So, Micah does not notice. Blair does not notice. either way, like, he goes to, like, tap Blair or shove Blair forward, and... Oh, no, it's like, he's just gonna get to slap on the back, like, let's go.
01:09:21
Speaker
yes yeah let me clarify. You don't realize what the of the intent was. You just think he slapped me on the back. Yeah, okay. yeah So, alright, I guess nothing happens then. It's just... Uh, sure, yeah, okay.
01:09:35
Speaker
Okay. Let's go, Bucky. Okay. it's It's Blair, but okay. Bucky. wo Bookworm. Bookie.
01:09:46
Speaker
Oh, Bookie. I thought I said Bucky, like the gas station. No. Okay,
01:09:51
Speaker
okay um so go ahead and I need the group to roll investigation. Investigation. Investigation. Yes. Now this is a roll I can do.
01:10:03
Speaker
well, never mind. dropped my dust on the ground. But for Jake, I want you, if you wish, you can use your aura sense to get advantage on it. Yes.
01:10:15
Speaker
Are we all rolling smart investigation? ah Yes, as a group. Got a 15 plus one, 16. I got a 16.
01:10:28
Speaker
I got a natural 17. Sweet. All sweets
01:10:34
Speaker
right, 17, 16, 12. I rolled a 17 plus two for a 19. Okay, 19. You guys got relatively high. um And what did you roll, Jake? 12.
01:10:46
Speaker
okay so um what you guys um so you guys spend the next few hours searching this landfill trying to you guys kind of focus on the area that uh the um that the trash gets dumped uh at the end of each week uh you guys don't see anything from the new trash uh you guys look around some of the older trash maybe was a little bit older you guys really see anything and um walter You try and use your aura sense because you're not really detecting anything. You're not 100% sure, but you're not detecting an aura.
01:11:25
Speaker
What am I detecting? Nothing.
01:11:33
Speaker
The the sun starts to set and ah Joey... Oh, actually, so actually, that's not a bad idea. um Give me one second. Let me pull up character sheet and I will see what you guys find because I don't have Adam West pulled up.
01:11:51
Speaker
um Should we roll luck checks? ah Hold on one second. I want you guys to roll me. For everyone who rolled above 15, so everyone except Jake, roll me a D 286.
01:12:07
Speaker
What the f-? I'm pulling a rhythm number generator. Why, you guys don't have a natural 286-sided dice? It's called the air i do way.
01:12:21
Speaker
Okay, let me get this. I'm guessing that's the rail loot, I'm gonna get the common loot. um I'm gonna roll two D100s, four D20s, and a D6, and add them all together.
01:12:34
Speaker
That kind of weighs it, but that's fine. um i just I just looked it up, I just i just had okay Google pick a number between 1 and 286. Hold on one second, I want to explain real quick before you guys tell me your number.
01:12:46
Speaker
um i I am having you guys roll from the entire item list. If I determine it is too powerful for you guys to have or it doesn't make sense to find, will have you guys roll. I don't get anything.
01:12:56
Speaker
or Or actually, no, I'll just pull from the next, I'll just go down the list until from the number you find until it's something that's not like the elemental bell. So, uh, Micah, what did you get?
01:13:09
Speaker
i So once again, rolling high, I'm a high roller today. got 281. Jesus. Okay. You get... Ah, interesting. You find a blue orb.
01:13:22
Speaker
It is white Not the blue orb. It is the troll orb. T-R-A-W-L. four All items dungeons are brought to you.
01:13:32
Speaker
this a I don't know what D6 means. Oh. get um A D6. You just roll a D6 whenever you use an orb. If you roll a 1, the orb fails. Ah, gotcha. Okay.
01:13:45
Speaker
Okay, so you get a Trawl orb. Once you guys got T-R-A-W-L. But if I don't roll a 1, I get to reuse it? No, you just get to use it. If you roll a 1 on the d6 roll, the orb fails, and it just sheds without doing anything.
01:14:01
Speaker
Okay, I gotcha. Yeah. um All items in the dungeon are brought to you. So, ah ya Eli, go ahead and what did you get? got a 266. Oh, jeez. Imagine Blair walks into the Alarm Clock store.
01:14:19
Speaker
Wow, this is perfect. ah You get the scanner orb. You know what items are in the dungeon and their location. oh That's so perfect.
01:14:31
Speaker
Wait, wait, we paired the scanner orb with the trawl orb. There we go. That's what I'm saying. Yeah! Okay. Alright, now we need to know an orb that tells you the value of the item before you enter.
01:14:45
Speaker
Now would know now we know what... I'm sorry, in the area, if it's worth bringing us. Evelyn, what did you get on your D-286?
01:14:55
Speaker
Well, human Evelyn is a little bit sleepy, but Hikaru got an 85. 85, I guess we're way up. Um, give me one second, one second, one second. 85. You get... There's no Holy shit, you get the insomniscope!
01:15:11
Speaker
When held, you can't have these statuses. Sleep, yawning, napping, or nightmare. Wow. What is the chances of that? Alright, Evelyn, wake up!
01:15:22
Speaker
Wake up! Wake up! Wake up! Alright, so you're a main against Gastly. So yeah, you get the insomnia scope. you need me to spell that for you?
01:15:33
Speaker
I got it. Okay, gotcha. Edlin, you're our frontliner when we go against Darkrai. I've played like three, four different Mystery Dungeon games. I'm good. Okay, gotcha.
01:15:44
Speaker
So... Okay, so I think that's everyone, right? Yes. Yeah, that's all of us. Also, Jake, you did roll with advantage, right? You had 12 with advantage? Yeah, I rolled...
01:15:58
Speaker
Okay. Good thing you don't have like... Inspiration or anything. but Oh my g- YES! Well hang on, wait wait. do you want to use that now or do you want to save it for like, uh, intense situations? I got two. I'm using one of them.
01:16:11
Speaker
Okay. Alright, go ahead and roll advantage again. guess re- yeah, re-roll your aura sense then, I guess. Yeah, it's fine.
01:16:22
Speaker
Uh... What was that? I got plus zero. Eighteen? 18. with your aura senses, you still do not detect anything. It is clear to you that this orb is not in this trash facility.
01:16:35
Speaker
Ah, crap. Okay. Are there another again? 286. Roll roll one d two it
01:16:56
Speaker
it What the heck, it's not even doing it right. Roll 286 of Donna, I have to be specific. 279. 279, what is behind rolls? Because that's where all the orbs are at the end. 279? The transfer orb.
01:17:12
Speaker
What? Yes, the transform. of A foe transforms into a different foe.
01:17:19
Speaker
That's gonna be so funny. Please, for the love of God, use that on the big bad. Oh my god. So, hold up. So, we we walk into the trash dump looking for the blue orb, and we come back with three blue orbs.

Comparing Orbs to D&D Spells

01:17:34
Speaker
Well, actually, that makes sense, because you guys were spec- No, that makes sense, because you guys are specifically looking for blue orbs, and you guys were able to filter out blue orbs. What was it called again?
01:17:45
Speaker
transfer orb. Yeah. Yeah. If you know D&D, it's just Polymorph. Yeah. Yeah. All of the Orbs are listed at the end. I just called that.
01:18:01
Speaker
It's T-R-A-N-S-F-E-R. Yes. E-R. Transform. Transform Orb. No, wait, that's what the knockoff version of Transform Orb is. Wait, so they just... It's the same person, but they just changed Pokemon?
01:18:15
Speaker
Yes. yeah Yeah. Yeah, it's the same foe, they turn into a different Pokemon. Please, no. Please tell me I just saved that for when we go against, um, Selina's link, and I just turned into a Caterpie.
01:18:29
Speaker
Wait, I also need to know, wait, is... I know, but what it does is it's delirious. Here's the question. Is it changed permanence?
01:18:41
Speaker
Uh, yes. The change is permanent. Oh no. The change permanent? What? You could ruin a guy's life at this. going to say so. Uh, okay, I'm gonna leave it open-ended in case it does become a problem. I'm gonna say it depends on my discretion, because if it's an important character, I'm not having Blair turn into a Caterpie.
01:18:58
Speaker
Here, i' have a better idea. They are that way until they faint. Until they're that way until they faint. Ooh, no, I like that. They change into a different Pokemon until they faint.
01:19:09
Speaker
Yeah. What about the Itemizer orb? That sounds terrifying. Where's the itemizer orb? Um... You turn your foe in... What?
01:19:21
Speaker
hey You turn your foe into an item!
01:19:25
Speaker
one I think is permanent. Actually, yeah, you can just turn him into an orb. If a legendary, you just turn him into one a new orb. but oh my god. that is terrifying. you guys fight...
01:19:43
Speaker
We need to get one of those, we need to find Silver. We can just sorta use that orb and turn her into an item and just carry around little bit. Wait, what if we, hold on! What if we turn Silver, nothing If we turn to Shiny into a different Pokémon, would it be a new Shiny?
01:20:01
Speaker
I have no idea. No, would have to roll for Pokemon and then roll for shiny. Oh, we're like... Oh wait, this is like the story in Wayside School, um... Where like the teacher turns the kids into apples and then she gets turned into an apple and then... eaten?
01:20:16
Speaker
What? What? Yeah. No way! There's something called the devolve orb. It devolves foes, if applicable. That's absolutely permanent.
01:20:29
Speaker
Alright, we're getting sidetracked. We're getting sidetracked. Okay, I'm gonna make an orb shop in the future and make these really expensive orbs so you guys have with it. Alright, let's keep moving. let's keep okay okay Okay, so you Johnny Trash pipes up and he's like, ah it's getting kind of late. We're shutting down shop here in five minutes. um You should head back.
01:20:50
Speaker
Has anyone found anything yet?
01:20:54
Speaker
i found i mean i i found a blue war but i don't think it's the right one yeah do we know

Discovery of Ensomnoscope

01:21:00
Speaker
in character to do we know what they do uh yes you know what they do they're i'm gonna say they have like uh instruction manuals i found a i found a crystal ball but nothing important well i got these cool looking glasses he car puts them on okay i know you need glasses
01:21:24
Speaker
It's the Ensomnoscope! Yeah. Yes, the Ensomnoscope are glasses. Oh, hey, that that that looks like an Ensomnoscope. The thing's actually, like, really useful.
01:21:35
Speaker
Oh, by the way, did you put them on, Evelyn? Yeah, she did. It is turning nighttime, and you were starting to get a little bit tired from searching. You are suddenly the most awake person on the planet.
01:21:46
Speaker
You just had a cough. my here here You're always in a sugar rush. Oh yeah! Oh yeah, she's like... are completely immune to sleeping. You are pretty much a vampire.
01:21:59
Speaker
there a downside to when you take it off? Do you just get exhausted? Yes, that that has to be a thing. as ah You keep it on, but you accumulate sleepiness the longer you keep it on. And the second she takes off, she's gonna collapse?

Fictional Energy Drinks

01:22:12
Speaker
Yes. oh what ah What soda brands do we have in this region? a Mountain Dew Piter. Um, what is this? I have Merchant Soap. Magnazone Energy!
01:22:25
Speaker
Magnazone Energy, yes! Or Geodude Energy. That's the ad we ended ended up using. all Alright. It was Geodude Energy. Geodude Prime. Man, I feel like I just had a whole... I just chugged a whole can of Geodude Energy. Definitely not a product placement.
01:22:44
Speaker
That doesn't sound... Wink to the fourth goal. Healthy?
01:22:50
Speaker
A whole can of... I mean... Honestly, though, like, if i if i have if I have too much... I guess they call it caffeine, right? Yeah.
01:23:01
Speaker
If I have too much of that, I'm just gonna get, like, hyper. I'm gonna be bouncing around the room. Like, you guys do not want to see me on on caffeine. You maybe want to take those off just in case something pops... When we need them. We don't want you just collapsing on us once you take it off.
01:23:18
Speaker
Oh, don't worry about it. I'm not that tired yet. In fact, you're not tired at all. Okay, Johnny Trash is gesturing- Okay, wasn't tired.
01:23:29
Speaker
right Johnny Trash is gesturing for you guys to head back into building. Yeah. Johnny Trash, do you ever sell- buy or sell anything you just find here?

Voodoo Doll in the Trash

01:23:41
Speaker
Uh... No, not really. Otherwise we wouldn't have such a big pile of trash here. know, it's really fun to sort through sometimes. You can find random things. and One time ah I was gonna say, one time I found this really weird doll. It had like a bunch of pins sticking out. I some kind of voodoo doll. it was really creepy.
01:24:01
Speaker
But it had a pin in its head, so I really hope it didn't actually function.
01:24:07
Speaker
also want to say, um... I also want to say that uh, Blair now just uh, whenever she pulls up the the orb is just in a, like a- Zip lock bag? In a zip lock bag, yeah.
01:24:20
Speaker
Yeah. It's like, I'll disinfect this first. Maybe we can wash those at home? Wait, Hikaru, you're wearing something you just found in the trash! Oh wait! You're gonna get pink eye!
01:24:35
Speaker
Arra arra! Roll con save for pink eye! Roll what? Con save? Oh, yeah okay. Yeah, roll con save for pink eye. Eleven.
01:24:46
Speaker
You do not have pink eye. Okay. You got lucky. Hikaru starts bowing. Thank you, Mr. Trash. Yeah, yeah, yeah. As you guys enter the building again, you see Johnny Trash.
01:25:02
Speaker
ah Johnny Trash is filing a bunch of paperwork and muttering under his breath.

Robbery by Ursaring

01:25:07
Speaker
And he looks up at you guys he's like, oh, hey, you guys find what you were looking for? Blair shakes her head.
01:25:15
Speaker
we found things like it, but not what we wanted. Has anyone else came in here rummaged? Maybe they found and took it. not rummaging, but we've had some really weird things happen lately.
01:25:29
Speaker
Just a couple days ago, we had one of our garbage trucks robbed, so that was a first for us. That was a bit strange. Wait, did he robbed at? I don't know. It's somewhere near that way, and he points in the direction of the Flameback residence. effect One of our employees saw this ursa ring stop the truck in the road, and forced them to get out and they just stole the So I'm filing insurance paperwork for right now.
01:26:00
Speaker
That's what this is. He says waving around papers. Let's go find her. Well, hang on. Did we, do you guys see where they went? Uh,
01:26:11
Speaker
he drove off outside of town so i don't know wait trucks don't exist yeah exactly you said that you said they didn't exist wait a minute hold on one second back up back up back up uh one you mean car is but any vehicles at all one of my uh one of my garbage crews who were hauling back garbage ended up getting mugged by an ursa ring uh like hauling it on a rickshaw or something yeah they could just have a car
01:26:40
Speaker
Yeah, carts exist. Yeah, just have cart with a horse Pokemon. Okay, sure, there's a Mudstail with a cart, yeah. One of our Mudstail carts got robbed. Oh, then it picked up the trash bag with its mouth.
01:26:54
Speaker
so According to the Mudstail, you know, operating the cart, they kind of headed north-ish. northishsh me not having the map pulled up, I don't remember. Uh, Blur pulls out her map.
01:27:09
Speaker
They went north and south. Me, Dakota, doesn't have the map pulled I actually don't know the direction it's supposed to be, so I will correct in the future. When the character is more... When the player character is more knowledgeable than the DM is.
01:27:22
Speaker
I don't... work Can you send me the real quick? I can get you guys a definitive answer in a second. Alright.
01:27:31
Speaker
Uh, wait, Avalon, don't you have the map, actually? I do have the map. ah Do you want like the zoomed-in map or like the... Yes, the zoomed-in map.
01:27:44
Speaker
I could sift through... and Yeah, i can yeah the one that's the one that is the zoomed-in, yeah. I could dig through the Android DMs and pick it up. but it Hey, Johnny! a good thing there are zoomed-in maps of every state in the Outcast Perfect.
01:28:04
Speaker
Oh, I forgot. We have a wiki there. um That does not help. ah Anyway. Wait, hold on. One second. um Oh, Gale Beach is all the way on the west coast.
01:28:18
Speaker
Oh, there's different ones. Hold on one second. West Coast Repositive.
01:28:25
Speaker
It is not loading. Okay, hold on one second. Because I have the name of the town in mind. But I don't remember where it is here There it is.
01:28:41
Speaker
You guys are in Gale Beach.
01:28:50
Speaker
Shush. There's Gale Beach. Okay.
01:28:56
Speaker
Ah, there it is. Okay, so, the, um, Johnny Trash, um, uh, gestures towards the east.

Following the Robbers

01:29:03
Speaker
He says, uh, they went out that way.
01:29:07
Speaker
And, uh, according to Mudd's Tale, anyway, but he's never been wrong. So, um... So, what's out east, then?
01:29:19
Speaker
and we have what guys on the You guys are on the westernmost point of the ah region, basically, other than the ice world. So you basically everything? i mean, is there like a town out east?
01:29:34
Speaker
What town is closest? Every town. Okay. Oh, we're still east of... Closest is New Ventus. New Ventus? Yes.
01:29:45
Speaker
Okay.
01:29:47
Speaker
So... that's what thought. We should probably inform Miss Plainback about this.
01:29:56
Speaker
Oh, Johnny, before have a gift. Yep. I'm not going to be back. You're probably going to be going away. Since Joey's trash is coming up, I've got to give him his birthday gift. I only got cash.
01:30:06
Speaker
Oh.
01:30:10
Speaker
Um, slides i'm a thousand pokey. Holy shit. Joey Trash is like, Yes, I can buy one of those newfangled GBAs now! And he's like dancing around.
01:30:25
Speaker
They're out? Yeah, we just released an ad for them. Uh, last episode. Oh, we did? Oh. They have just been released in production quality as of... don't know yet. I'm about my ass. I'm going to sue these things.
01:30:41
Speaker
Hey, he preemptively gives Joey his number. Okay. So he takes their number and he's like, Alright, I'll call you when I can. Yeah.
01:30:52
Speaker
Okay,

Planning to Inform Miss Flameback

01:30:55
Speaker
so what are you guys doing now? I got to add to my sheet about all the people I have with numbers.
01:31:02
Speaker
Uh, I guess we're heading back to the Flameback Residence to tell, uh, Ms. Flameback that we're going to Nuventus, right? Yeah, uh, fun, uh, just a reminder, you guys do have a fast travel feature with your badges, so.
01:31:17
Speaker
Yeah, but we should still tell him we're going out that way. Sorry, tell who? Um, this flameback that we're going to the Juventus? that's what I'm saying.
01:31:29
Speaker
That's what I'm saying. You have a fast travel to the flameback residence. Oh. Remember, your your badges have a fast travel feature now. Okay. Specifically to the flameback residence, so.
01:31:43
Speaker
Alright. So, anyway, I'm just reminding you guys, um, if, uh, you guys wanted to use that. You don't have to. Okay. Okay.
01:31:54
Speaker
Okay, so are you guys going back to a flint back residence? Okay, so Bruce will just pull out his badge, do whatever thing has to be done to warp him over.

Blair's Footprint Mystery

01:32:07
Speaker
Okay. So do we all, like, put our hands together and then, like, one person touches the badge and do we all warp something like that? Bruce is already so... Oh.
01:32:19
Speaker
I need Blair to roll Perception. Okay. Okay.
01:32:28
Speaker
Perception beauty minus one, so that's an eight. Okay. um you you look ah You look around and you see some weird footprints on the ground. ah She takes a closer look at them.
01:32:43
Speaker
Okay. ah As you take a closer look at them, you see they are your fingerprints. And they are brown.
01:32:52
Speaker
Hurry up! We gotta go!
01:32:58
Speaker
I think Blair's figured out but refuses to look. Okay. i'm She doesn't want to get sick right now.
01:33:10
Speaker
Okay. Take a step.
01:33:16
Speaker
She's just... She's trying not to throw up right now. ah Let's go. here I'm going. We're going. We're going. She she pulls out the badge of leaves. okay So you guys have bag. The hand you put on the bag. you I know like Kankara is trying like calm her down, but she's just, no nope, nope. I won't leave. Get me out of here.
01:33:35
Speaker
Walter's giggling. Yep. o Okay. Before she has a panic attack. You guys all materialize in the indie guild room of the Flameback Resonance.
01:33:48
Speaker
And Blair immediately walks off to the bathroom. Okay. Yeah. There's no one else in the guild room. Miss Flameback, he's ruining your carpet. Well, I will say the the npcs the NPCs are in their chambers. so If you guys ever wanted to, you guys can talk to them down there.
01:34:08
Speaker
Yeah.
01:34:14
Speaker
Well, who's going to go tell Miss Flameback the bad news? Bruce, you're our son, so you you won't get yelled at them more than us. yeah Well no, did she yell at him before on the phone?
01:34:26
Speaker
Yes, but want be yelled at, so just thinking Bruce.
01:34:32
Speaker
Blair will rejoin when whenever we go back to talk to Ms. Flameback. she She's gone for the time being. Hey, Blair, you missed the bruce Bruce... Yeah, so Bruce warped in however many seconds before them, so he just went inside and went to go find his mom.
01:34:53
Speaker
Okay. Hey. Okay. You know, there's there's definitely some smudge and like things on the balls that we got from the garbage...

Clean Trash Processing

01:35:04
Speaker
I forget what you said, what they're called The trash piles.
01:35:08
Speaker
Uh, landfill? There's definitely grudges and like trash stuff that's probably like smeared onto the ore. The restroom that... Oh, no, just the restroom that Blair went he's gonna put that right outside the door. Ew.
01:35:23
Speaker
Wait, what? they buy So soon as as Blair walks out, she goes stepping in.
01:35:31
Speaker
What? You forgot about the whole Garbodor thing. Garbodor processes the trash, and then the trash is now clean. It's still a landfill. Everything that is in that landfill is clean trash.
01:35:48
Speaker
Trash doesn't say. Yeah, I'm gonna say you guys, uh, your items are fine. No. I wanted to walk out and have to clean all of them again. Sorry you ruined that bit of fun, dude. I just wanted to hear from across the room, Blago.
01:36:05
Speaker
Yeah, blair' Blair's paws are only dirty because I rolled that one. And because rolled that thatt one outside of the landfill area in the unprocessed trash area. Bruce!
01:36:19
Speaker
Can I have one of your moldy burgers you had? mean, you didn't get rid of them yet. Bruce is off searching for his mom. Bruce isn't with the group right now
01:36:32
Speaker
right now. we didn't even... Wait. Wait, there was a dirty area of the landfill. We didn't search there. No, the dirty area was out um in front of the building.
01:36:44
Speaker
Not in the facility. more assistant know it was yeah It was literally just in front of the front doors. That was it. Oh, right. Somebody stole it. something bad That would be fresh trash. And all this would have been like week old trash.
01:37:01
Speaker
That it would have been in. But now we know that we stole I just thought of this. Mutt Orison's is definitely not big enough to cover that entire landfill. It's big enough to cover the entirety of whatever city you're in. Oh, okay. So if you cover the entirety of Volkmerg, it definitely would covered the entirety of that landfill.
01:37:21
Speaker
Oh, then... I mean, I should pop that every day just to see... Just so I know where it is.
01:37:30
Speaker
So, um, right. Uh, okay. So after some time, Miss Plamebag comes down into the guild room, which is what I'm calling

Reporting to Miss Flameback

01:37:38
Speaker
it now. And, uh, she's like, uh, so what did you guys find?
01:37:45
Speaker
well, we found a couple orbs.
01:37:58
Speaker
I don't remember what we didn't find what we were the right orb. we also found out that there was a trash theft in the direction of our house here.
01:38:15
Speaker
So there was a bit of trash that didn't make it to the landfill that got stolen. And I found these cool glasses, Hikaru says.
01:38:28
Speaker
yeah, you're like you're like wearing sunglasses, basically. Yeah. They're
01:38:36
Speaker
the opposite of sunglasses. They make everything around you brighter so that you stay awake. Yeah, they're night glasses. They make all your vision blue. No, your glasses are glowing. They're like night glasses.
01:38:53
Speaker
They're night vision goggles! I love it! but know they They're like night vision in that they like, they amplify the blue light going into your eyes. So they're- okay. So yeah. Um, they could be whatever you want them to be. I don't really care.
01:39:06
Speaker
Um, so Miss Flying Back's like, okay, uh, what did you guys- do you guys know anything about the actual robbery itself? We know that it was an Ursaring who stole the trash, and we know that he went east.
01:39:23
Speaker
And that's it. Well, the closest town east is probably New... whatever the fuck city that was I said before. Ventus. New Ventus.
01:39:35
Speaker
New Ventus. I can't remember town names, especially ones we haven't used before. So I guess that's the closest place I need to start, right? I guess.

Gift from Miss Flameback

01:39:46
Speaker
Okay. Oh, hey, I just remembered something.
01:39:48
Speaker
She rummages around behind her, and she pulls out a purple GBA. Uh, Blair, this one's for you. And she hands a purple GBA to you.
01:40:01
Speaker
Laika? if you Did you leave? No, I'm here. I was a while when... I was... I was... While you were doing that, I was... out
01:40:14
Speaker
I had some cheeses. I was... I'm still here. I was eating cheeses while you were doing that. i was trying to swallow. Okay. All right. So, yeah, Mistone Beck is handing you a purple GBA. Yeah. um Oh, thank you. It's... It's like a bright, like, purple.
01:40:31
Speaker
ah Like a royal purple, I assume. It's whatever you want it to be. It's royal purple.
01:40:38
Speaker
Oh, ah thank you. It's... It's a really beautiful shade of purple. Wow, how many colors do you guys have? Infinite?
01:40:50
Speaker
We just infused plastic with different combinations of paint. Well, don't infinite. There's not infinite colors, Plainbag. Bruce is like, you shouldn't have asked. Hold on one second. What is the color depth of an actual GBA?
01:41:05
Speaker
Uh...
01:41:13
Speaker
ah she She says there are 32,768 colors. That is the pixel colored. Well, it's a 15-bit color palette. See, not infinite.
01:41:27
Speaker
I'm going to assume the 16th bit is black. I'm not sure. Oh, is it like 5 bits per color? ah Yeah. That's what i'm looking at, yeah.
01:41:40
Speaker
5 bits for green, blue, and red, resulting 2 to the power of 15 possible colors. Anyway... Bruce, get onto the part about it not being there.
01:41:51
Speaker
We got that part. We're past that. I'm talking about the robbery. Not being what? yeah Yeah, we got through the robbery too. You do that, kind of blanked out. Jake, the player, definitely didn't blank out because he was looking at something one piece. We're heading...
01:42:09
Speaker
We made it to, we're heading to Nuventus next to search for this Ursa ring.

Conclusion and Future Plans

01:42:16
Speaker
All right. Sounds like, yeah. and that is where we will end this episode.
01:42:20
Speaker
So I have been Dakota, your PM, your DM, your GM. And I've been Evelyn playing Hikaru. I've been Eli playing Bruce. I've been Micah playing Blair.
01:42:33
Speaker
I've been Jake playing Rogue. And we'll be playing Joey Trash one day. ja playing Rogue? Son of a! He did it again.
01:42:49
Speaker
just gotta call him out on it every time. Jake, who are you playing? Yeah, who do we play? Oh, he sounds so defeated. Okay, we'll see you guys next time. Thanks for listening, and goodbye.
01:43:05
Speaker
Hey guys, thank you for listening to the episode. Discord down in the description, Patreon in the description, yadda yadda yadda. I actually didn't copy and paste Glitchek's Music City let's check some music see <unk>itch chuck city music this time. jesus christ i can't speak um So, i actually handpicked a bunch of music, and the music we have for this episode is Mount Travail.
01:43:25
Speaker
at the end of the day crystal cave northern desert foggy forest craggy coast applewoods the gatekeeper treasure town and wiggly tufts guild um all of this music was from mr dungeon explorers of time and darkness and sky so uh good music all right uh with that being said i don't really have much else to say so we will see you guys in and the next episode