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Vecna: Session 2 - Part 3
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Our heroes return as they continue deeper into the Hallix Mausoleum, delving ever deeper into the mystery that is Vecna: Eve of Ruin!
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Session Continuation
00:00:00
Speaker
And finally we arrive at part three of session two. Enjoy.
Drift Globe Discussion
00:00:06
Speaker
To make it glow is as an action. ah
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Speaker
and speak another
00:00:28
Speaker
You can speak another command word as an action to make it a lumen to make the aluminum roadies in the ground and float no more than five feet off the ground. The globe hover, but it doesn't say anything about like moving it. It's the drift globe. Yes.
00:00:50
Speaker
It says it just follows. If you move more than 60 feet, it follows you until it's within 60 feet of you. So it it just follows. Yeah. OK. And it takes the shortest route to do so. OK. All right. 5, 10, 15, 20, 25, 30.
Spiritual Weapon Misunderstanding
00:01:16
Speaker
Oh. ah oh
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Speaker
um Oh, shit, I'm right in front of the. Yeah, spiritual weapons. I didn't even see that. I thought it was really weird dead enemies or something. No, those are spiritual weapons. Well, I'm too late to direct on that. Thankfully, you didn't actually leave its area of influence. True. Yeah.
00:01:39
Speaker
um This guy. Is he under partial cover? No, you can fire past an ally square. OK. um So one thing I didn't realize about one of my abilities is that I do the first attack, what it says is, where does it say?
Genie's Wrath Explained
00:02:04
Speaker
Genie's Wrath. one Once during each of your turns, when you hit a, when you hit it with an attack roll, you can deal extra damage to the target equal to your proficiency bonus. This type of damage is done by your genie.
00:02:17
Speaker
um And so I chose Fire, so it deals Fire damage. um But it only happens once, so it's the first or second attack, whichever attack hits. So i I did put it in that it's a plus four, um so it will appear on all of my rolls, but okay I'll just... um Would that 11 hit? The 11 does not hit. okay
00:02:49
Speaker
So a big daddy swag.
New Viewer Interaction
00:02:52
Speaker
So what's up? ah So the first 20 damage. Guys, we have a viewer. Hey. Hey, big daddy swag money. Are you a real? Hey, what's up? Yo. Yeah, you you just blasted this dude. um We just that just blasted big daddy swag money. Oh, oh. And we should just barely admit. Oh, my God. Is it real? we what hes real blast them if we just met them. No finger. We have an actual viewer. Well, welcome. We are integrated dice management and this is like our second terrible stream.
00:03:34
Speaker
Don't worry, Big Daddy. I won't laugh. Okay. I'm just going to move this guy out of the way. Right, Mike. So since I hit him with the first one and kill him... I killed him with the first one, right? Yes, you killed him with the first one. Does the second one carry over? I don't know if those rules apply. i Yeah, you can redirect. So you want to hit the next one. So I guess the second one does hit for a 10. And I don't think the the the fire will... No? Okay. Yeah. So the second one hits for 10. He did say go ahead and blast him, so hating Europe. He said don't blast. Well, he rolled an 11. Oh, he did say or do blast me and then. Oh, and then I saw a dog in it, yeah.
00:04:14
Speaker
Well, we're playing a wave of ruins. So does 10 take him enough to put him down? No, no, no, not the the next guy. You killed the first guy, though. OK. All right, well, y'all better roll good because we've got someone watching us now. I'm so sorry. Okay, this is the dead guy. He's dead. So, Amber Nock, it is your turn.
00:04:46
Speaker
Bro, why the fuck are you listening to us? I feel there's a lot more interesting things going on out there. Have some faith in yourself.
00:04:58
Speaker
Well, you know, maybe he's, he's, um, he's like Mr. Beast and he's going to donate us 10,000 subs. Yeah, no, that's not happening. I honestly don't know what that means. Oh, thank you. Because we're funny. we Well, I try. Maybe funny were looking. ah Bill's just natural at it. Go, go, Ambernock. I'm looking at my spell. Okay.
Amber Nock's Grease Mishap
00:05:24
Speaker
Because I can't attack these spiritual weapons, so I guess I have to go into the hallway where the people are. Yeah, you need to be able to see them. Can I vault up this five foot thing? Yes. And then we'll deck save. OK, let's see how terrible I do with this um deck save for the grease that's on the stairs decks.
00:05:44
Speaker
9. Does that save me from not falling into Greece? No it doesn't. You fall prone. I am so sorry. I vaulted over the railing the to get onto the platform and then bust ass on the stairs. Luckily I don't slide down the stairs. Um, and then for my action, uh, I'm going to roll on my side and cast tears. Oh God.
00:06:13
Speaker
Uh, let's see, scorching. I cast scorching ray. Um, wait, scorching. Won't you hit? No, it's, it is a. Oh, no. Yeah. isn't you watching ah Wait, no, no, no, it's three rays that go directly at them. So it's in Yeah, you shoot it between Dennis's legs. um And where are you directing the race at? I mean, I guess you have to direct. Well, you can shoot it between the guy in front legs um to hit the guy behind them.
00:06:51
Speaker
Who do you want to hit? What? You shoot three rays. Which who? oh Who do you want to hit with each ray? Well, I'm assuming I'm trying to shoot in between his legs. Yes. Just skimming the bottom of of his unmentionals and hit the first guy in the row. OK, all three on the first guy. Yeah, until he dies and then hit the next guy. OK. His friend just came fire on. Well, then give me 2d6 for the first roll for the first ray. Uh 2d6 2d6 Well, that's kind of sad but all right, uh twerking is definitely a free action. Um You deal four damage, okay, so that's four damage the first guy, um second ray Tin damage Okay still standing still standing. Oh, I guess the way's the third one Okay, he's still standing but he looks really bad
00:07:48
Speaker
um i team us but and you and Yeah, that too! For my bonus action, I just kind of roll around the grease a little bit. Yeah, yeah. Now you're nice. i um I'm just lubing up mike my gears. that one That one shoulder that you lift up, we always hear that squeak. The squeak's gone now. All right, so this dude who's been blasted three times. I i finger blast him with some scorching rays. Yeah, he he's he's going to.
00:08:21
Speaker
He's going to respond in kind by casting um a similar spell, um burning hands at you. Well, at o just just forward. You know, that's a that one is the cone, isn't it? Yes, burning hands is a cone. He's casting it at second level. oh but and to deal some extra damage. It is a frickin' whisper to GM. I hate that every single NPC is defaulted whisper to GM. I like my roles to be public. Okay, let's just click that again.
00:09:05
Speaker
OK, so Dennis and. um Amber, I believe. What is the cone? It's 15 feet. So let's see.
Fire Spell Escape
00:09:15
Speaker
5, 10, 15. Nope. Amber, you are just out of range because I didn't say he steps forward. So you lucked out so because that grease was going to light on fire. So Dennis has um a DC deck save. I'm pretty sure Mr. i don't want to move Oh my God, he failed. oh godness ten um This is the worst kind of element for you to take.
00:09:39
Speaker
I should say he takes double damage from it, because he's ah he's a woodland being, but he doesn't. Thank God. not you're not an evil You're not an evil sadist. Oh, that's right. Dennis' max HP was reduced last game. um Ron? Yeah, Dennis. Oops. That's not his. Ron? Well, I accidentally bumped him down to negative, but OK. Dennis is fine. He's standing. He's he's basically got a fighter's HP. um yeah
00:10:10
Speaker
just yeah don Yeah, we do have a podcast it's um IDM space roleplay the first season is vampire the masquerade and I Think only the first season is out right now, right? Plus plus the last session of this um This game is also out on on the podcast And on YouTube IDM roleplay on YouTube too. Did you just like I? choose a um uh just like look for podcasts with with no views and and not or streams with no views and join i mean how many dnd based spot or uh twitch there's all other actually it's on several you can find it on youtube and i think we i think we put like
00:10:59
Speaker
why We put, I think we actually did come up somewhere else where I was getting podcasts. You can find us on pretty much any podcast app. um I mean, I use it on Apple podcast. I know for sure we pop up on Spotify. I thought so. Yeah.
00:11:19
Speaker
um But it should be on on any podcast app, really, or on YouTube.
00:11:28
Speaker
Slurm, you're up. Oh god, please. Okay. You got this, Slurm. We believe in you. Don't set me on fire. Don't set you on fire. Okay. Not a problem because we have worse problem down here. At least as it stands right now. Well, you can't do anything yeah to the the spectral weapons because they're spectral and you can't do damage to them. so OK, thank you. it's about to do One of them that is actually gone. That one vanished when that one guy died. OK, so they're not concentration, but they do still go away when the caster dies. Yes. Interesting. I don't know if that's an official rule, but that's my rule. That that makes sense. So. All right, we're about to have a moment, so for.
00:12:20
Speaker
So I'm just going to use his bonus action. And he's going to say, come forth, cinnamon! And he's going to ching his the spurs on his boots together.
00:12:38
Speaker
Oh, god. Oh, my god. You're summoning in the the nightmare. Hold on. I got to go grab it. Oh, yeah. I got you looking for it. You know it's a large creature, right?
Fiery Peacock Summoning
00:12:51
Speaker
I know it's so nice first story for those who are listening along at home um in a previous game slurm existed in ah was the hell game um or to sit into the furnace yeah i ended up there's an enemy in the game called in that module called a narzu gun he has unholy
00:13:17
Speaker
tack and everything. Frank, you put a, you put a bag of holding on his head, right? I put him into a bag of hold. I jumped off a roof and threw a bag of holding over his head. He went partially in, then we spent like three turns fighting him into the bag. And while I was trying my best to beat the monster, you're like, I'm going to take his boots. And so now he has these spurs that summons magical creatures. So no Just this one, just this one. Just the one magical creature. it's a And so from right next to me, a portal of fire opens up. And at first what you think might be a horse comes out, except that it's fully on fire. But on closer inspection, where it would be a horse head, it's actually a peacock's head. And instead of a horse tail, it still has a peacock tail. And talons instead of hooves. And it's all made of fire.
00:14:12
Speaker
ah a Ignore that image of the horse. That's what it's supposed to be. But the token right there that I just put on. Oh, it didn't pop up on the stream. It didn't. It's on the stream. Is it? Yeah, oh's I'm looking at it on the stream. Oh, I must need to refresh mine. um Yeah, ah that that that token there is the guy that the guy thing you just summoned. And now I will take it away from the stream.
00:14:41
Speaker
so that we can see the map. I mean, to be fair, Vlad, was it Vlad in that game? Yeah. so To be fair, Vlad didn't follow us into this game, so it was perfectly fine. that But still, it annoys me that I put him in the bag, yet you made off with a really awesome artifact. ah he was he he He was continuing to ching these things, and the nightmare was attacking. So, Sorum, that was your action to summon your Hell Peacock. Oh, no. Either way. They can't even make it down the hallway, by the way. He can crouch. He's a large creature. He has to go up greasy stairs, climb over my body. Oh, don't worry, he can fly. He actually has a flight speed. He's in the initiative now. We're level 10, Frank.
00:15:36
Speaker
Flying.
00:15:39
Speaker
I'm still greasy. Anything else that was your your um action?
00:15:46
Speaker
um ah I don't have anything directly queued up for my bonus action right now that will be helpful, so I'll go ahead and call it there.
00:15:58
Speaker
All right, then next up is ah the guy in back. He's going to pass through his ally's square, which he can do. And then he is going to um cast Inflict Wounds on, or attempt to cast Inflict Wounds on Dennis, because Dennis is the one in the way of everybody. ah
00:16:30
Speaker
Let me turn off his Whisper real quick. Okay, now he's public again. All right, Inflict Wounds. Of course, it's second level because these are NPCs and they burn through their spell slots like nothing. um that That's still a miss. Attinn's not going to hit Dinis. So, yep, Dinis is fine. Does he take half damage um on a hit? Nope, it's only on a hit. So yeah, that's a fail. um Dennis just shrugs off this wound infliction that these people keep trying to do on him. It's now Dennis's turn. These guys are just throwing their spell slots away. They are not passing their own saves. So Dennis is going to go ahead and attack a 17 hits this time.
00:17:18
Speaker
Ooh, he got the four. So he stabs into this guy with his spear and then vines burst from the ground and restrain the person. So attacks, we get attack rolls against him. And then attacks again because it's multi-attack, 15 also hits. So he might kill this guy, let's find out. That's a fair amount of damage. It's like 14 and 16. Well, you guys are all spellcasters. I leveled Dennis up to basically be a fighter. um The dude is still standing though, so... um Next up... Oh, that guy's dead.
00:18:05
Speaker
ah This guy you can't see. He should actually be hidden from you, but we'll just say you guys heard a dude and then he ran back. He ran off again. um Your peacock is up, Slarm. You should be able to control that thing and open its character sheet. OK. So Cinnamon is going to. Seeing this strange floating of floating weapon here. Rare. Okay. Cinnamon's going to attack it. That one was on initiative value 18, which I believe that guy is still alive. Yeah. umt to tell life he yeah You can't attack the spiritual weapons. Oh you's not there oh shit. Yeah. That's my bad. They're corporeal in fifth edition. Unlike in Baldur's Gate.
00:19:00
Speaker
Oh, okay. i I just realized I had a dumb moment in summoning the Peacock. Yeah, I was wondering. I was super excited. I got super excited thinking that ah thinking that the Peacock could attack the could attack the spiritual weapons. Then I found out one of them disappeared. And then I was then just now realized that you can't attack them. And and I don't think... And all these guys' choices are 5v1'd. Yeah, and I just now realized in that, too,
00:19:32
Speaker
He can go back out the exit. That's 10 feet wide. i no Technically, he can squeeze through a five-foot passage. His movement speed is reduced by half. OK.
00:19:51
Speaker
For she, I've just been assuming. ah pet Well, Cinnamon has the big has the big tail, so it's a he. Oh, it's a he, OK. Yeah. for Horse body peacock feet and head and tail. So is it just gonna have to pass its turn? Uh, yeah Yes, uh cinnamon is gonna have to pass stern. Hey, thank you big day swag money for showing up. We appreciate it. and Have a good one Bye, love you our first ever non spam viewer Yeah
00:20:27
Speaker
All right. um Well, then ah it is now Danger Noodle's turn. du We're going to be wrapping up the stream here in a minute anyway, once you guys finish killing these things. So I guess I'll be hitting this one.
Creative Grease Slide
00:20:40
Speaker
I mean, unless you all want to continue playing, but I know it's getting late over there. Yeah, I got another helper out tomorrow. I imagine 18 is definitely a hit. 22 kills that dude. Yep. Jesus, Hayden.
00:20:58
Speaker
22 points of damage plus four fire. Oh, that's sexy. 11 does not hit. And then 25. 25 hits for 11 damage, but that also is enough to kill that one. So they are all dead now. and Except the one that we heard running off. Yeah.
00:21:23
Speaker
Go Dennis go.
00:21:26
Speaker
Oh, you want me to pursue them? Okay. 5, 10, 15, 20, 25, 30. I'll also be pursuing. Wait, it's not Dennis' turn. ah No, that thing goes away. Yeah. Okay. It's not Dennis' turn.
00:21:44
Speaker
Do you do anything else? So here's the deal. You are welcome to pursue that guy or we can just end right now. I kind of want to pursue him. Okay, because... It shouldn't take too much longer to finish off the remaining combatants. I'll just say that, so. And so this is a five-foot ledge? Yeah. Yes. but I've determined you can get up there no problem. There's just grease up there. Okay. Well, you could land on me. um and True. you But you said you rolled around in the grease. Well, that is true. I am now the full grain. Tell me, could Dixterity saving throw DC 16?
00:22:25
Speaker
25 what are you doing? You got to make that deck save first. Oh, oh, I thought they burned the grease. Sorry. No If y'all get if y'all get out and just so you stop right there on top of amber knock Since you're not making it the same square You are welcome to move one square forward backwards or up or down, you know, basically I'm a greasy boy. Okay So you're prone. How many feet was that that you moved so far? That was 25. OK, yeah, you would. Including the stuff that I took forward. ah Yeah, and you attacked. So yeah, you wouldn't um be able to stand back up. You don't have enough movement left. All right, then that's your turn unless you're going to bonus action something. Can we bonus action anything?
00:23:20
Speaker
Probably not. Go ahead. Emberknock, your turn. So you don't have to do it to stand up again, and as long as you don't enter another square of Greece or end your turn in Greece, you don't have to make the save. So it's half movement to stand up, right? Yes. Okay, so I stand up, that's 15. And which kind of makes no sense because if you're a monk with like 60 movement, why would it take you 30 movement to stand up? Yeah, but that's that's that's the that's the gist. Yeah. um And so everybody in front of us is dead. And where's the the guy? Did he go through this door over here? Yeah, he ran off down that way.
00:24:02
Speaker
OK, so they can't see it on the stream, but um I am going to trade my action down for another movement and sprint or whatever the proper terminology is for. it um And I want to just jump forward and s slide my little greasy body, just zoom down the hallway. so
00:24:29
Speaker
um Basically double movement. So 60 feet minus 15, 60, 50, 45. So 5, 10, 15, 20, 25, 30, 35, 40, 45, 50. And I'm assuming since I'm going so fast, I just go straight into this room. So 55, 60. No, no. 50, 45. 45 plus me right there, right? 5, 10, 15, 20, 25, 30, 35, 40, 45. Yeah, okay. So I jump forward and and and just kind of like wiggle my greasy body like just straight past everything sliding on my belly. And that's where I end my turn right there. Okay. I assume I've got momentum that will continue to carry me forward into this room my next turn.
00:25:23
Speaker
You continue forward four more squares. Oh fuck. 10, 15, 20, 25. Four more squares. So right there. yeah um I see some stairs here. Is this also a five foot ledge here? Yes. Okay. So I only fall five feet. So there's no damage was taken. Yeah. All right. That guy's dead. That guy's dead. Slurmier up. All right. He's gonna run past cinnamon tell uh, tell him I'll stay down here till I need you Hmm here and I don't think that a grease is something I could just disengage is it uh is a concentration no Then no, you can't dismiss it um How long does it last where is grease on here? Magic missile sacred flame British weapons
00:26:23
Speaker
Greece, last one minute. I don't think it's been 10 rounds, so. um Oh, by the way, Amernok, make a perception. um think we got six or I think we got six more rounds, if that's the case.
00:26:47
Speaker
Storms, oh, well, bucket. I'm going to make it back. frank Oh, there it goes. Oh, wow. Okay. You succeeded. I did not expect you to see, because that one rolled a 21 for stealth. There's another dude over there. Okay. Yeah. But Slurm, what else are you doing? I'm going to go ahead and roll a deck save. I'm going to try to get through my own grease. yeah
00:27:14
Speaker
Oh!
00:27:17
Speaker
i
00:27:22
Speaker
Down you go. um On top of this guy, though. Oh, fuck! Wait, can't you just dismiss the grease spell? I don't think it's not concentration. Damn.
00:27:39
Speaker
That's my turn, then. I don't have any movement to get back up. Let me see. You can trade your action down. Yeah, it stays for the duration. One second. Oh, that's true. you can You can do the dash action and do another you know have another 30 feet of movement. Sorry about that, Animal. ah So I'm down on the ground. I really don't think I can actually do anything. i don't have ah but going out you You haven't taken an action yet, so you can use your action to move.
00:28:18
Speaker
All right. Then I'll try to do that. I'll try to see if I can move through, uh, stand up and move through it. So you stand up, which uses another 15 feet to stand up. Meaning meaning you've got 25 feet of movement left at the moment. All right. Then I'm going to try to move through again.
00:28:38
Speaker
And yeah. yeah
00:28:48
Speaker
the the the the
00:28:59
Speaker
hi yeah
00:29:01
Speaker
ah so this really is what this feels like so i have twenty five more feet so so so i can drop that ten it burns No, that was five feet to take that step, which puts you down to 20 and it burns 15 feet to stand up. So you would have a five foot step left, but that's not far enough to get you past both your party members. Well, if he steps in and then falls, that ends his turn is his movement turn, right? I think he dashed. He is after this dash. Yeah, I did. I've been doing the math. I've been doing the math.
00:29:36
Speaker
But he wouldn't have to roll the decks again unless he was still in the second square of Greece. Yeah. OK, gotcha. Yeah. So yeah, now that's pretty much all you can do. You've got enough movement left, actually, that you could stand back up. All right, then I'll I'll at least end the turn standing. Yeah. OK. Now at the end of your turn, make another deck save. Actually, that is true. That is true. turn Please fail. ah for a third time. I am on the ground again. This really is the greatest spell ever. Now takes um Danger Noodle's order orders and will charge for it. 5, 10, 15, 20, 25, 30. 5, 10, 15, 20.
00:30:29
Speaker
Um, and that was his two movements. So he can't do anything else. This person is alive. All right. Um, Hey, since Slurm is now a greasy boy, you could theoretically do what I did and just belly belly flop slide down these stairs. I'm not trying to go down the stairs.
00:30:49
Speaker
you doing alla into the room because i'm way back here Well, I know but that's what I did I rolled around made myself a greasy boy and then freaking belly flopped and slid into this room Because there's stairs there. Okay, then a hallway then stairs down some more. So um the Red guy over here this one He is going to he says um
00:31:19
Speaker
Let me see what he says. does it Does it actually work? He casts a spell saying, Halt, and Ambernock, give me a um a i'm sure it's wisdom wisdom saving throw. I don't think I'm very wise. Actually, you did pass. OK, cool. So you passed. His spell fails. He says, halt, and nothing happens. Actually, as I fly into the room, you feel the magic pass over you, but you're resistant. He goes, halt, and you just turn to him and say, make me. Your hell peacocks turn. The peacock just, like, is like, oh, you know. And then now it's dangerous. All the peacocks found.
00:32:07
Speaker
It makes us yes, what I what I was about to do that. But yes, that is just like that makes horrible cat noises. Yeah. And oh, yeah, no, he talks are secretly cats. Yeah, he'd find something to entertain himself. Yeah. OK. All right. Danger Noodle, you're up. I imagine he's just trailing him through this way. I stand back up, so that's half of my movement, right? Uh, yes. And 10, 15. that's all I can do. Do you want to use your, uh, make do the dash action? Do I get 30? Yeah, it's a full, another move. i You're a warlock, right? Yes. Oh, okay.
00:33:06
Speaker
I was thinking, shit if you're a rogue, you can use it to do it on your bonus action, but. And unless you've got a bonus action, that's your turn. Let's see, do I have any bonus action spells?
00:33:27
Speaker
I don't think I do.
00:33:34
Speaker
I have Misty Step, but I'm not going to waste that. Yeah. All right, Abernock.
00:33:42
Speaker
oh um I guess I have to use half of the movement to stand up. Yeah. yeah um So I stand up and I move five. and How much would difficult terrain to get up onto this table? No difficult terrain for the table. OK, so I stand up and I jump on the table. That's five. OK. And then I do a running leap attack onto this guy. You're just going to melee attack him? Yeah, I've got a great axe and are you raging? OK, process. Yeah. um And that's my second rage of the day. So drop that down to zero. Fucking fuck.
00:34:28
Speaker
Let's see, where's my great X? Here it is. Great X, attack. Does a 14 hit. He um says, Vekna, protect me and a shimmering shield appears in front of him. Not shield, but just shield of faith. um But shield of faith lasts, so his Xe goes up to, um well, I won't tell you what it goes up to, but no, it doesn't hit him. It would have hit him. Tushy. Yeah. But his AC goes up by two. So you only have one. You were level 10. You only have one attack. um i'm I'm a level one barbarian.
00:35:07
Speaker
oh I'm a level nine sorcerer. So, yeah, that's a that's that that's it, I guess. All righty. Can't cast any spells or anything while I'm raging. So. Yeah, that's true. All right. That's that's it. Your pick ask.
00:35:28
Speaker
You stand up. Yeah, yes, I do do that. Doo doo doo doo. And I am going to. You should just slide down.
00:35:43
Speaker
And one to these guys are all dead so I can end my turn on top of them, right? Yeah. OK, I think that puts me here. And then if I dash, that gives me another 35 feet. So five, 10, 15. Don't you have boots of flying that you could have been using? 25. Me? Yes. I had actually changed my ah my infused my replicate item to a bag of holding. And then so it's so once it becomes tomorrow and flying once it becomes tomorrow though, my ah I'll switch my infused of my infused item of back to flying boots.
00:36:26
Speaker
but I'm gonna end my turn. I've only got like- I think you've got two squares, 10 more feet. Oh, do I have 10 more feet? Yeah, I was counting. Then yeah, I'm gonna go ahead and move here and that will end my turn. Okay. Should I describe this room? I don't think there's anything super necessary, but I'll describe it real quick um since you're all in here. ah Tables and chairs in this crypt are arranged to create a meeting room or mess hall. Water drips from a pipe into a basin. Actually, water is pouring rapidly from a pipe into a basin in the southeast corner. There's water all over the floor, though not yet enough to be difficult to rain.
00:37:12
Speaker
So the floor is water, by the way. I mean, it's it's like an inch of water. So it's not difficult to rain or anything, but the floor is flooding from this overflowing pipe. who was um That is another cultist dude type person who is in the room. okay so there's no ti to Why can't I click him? What's going on here? Move, Dennis. Are you blocking me from clicking him? Why can't I click this dude? Oh, did I accidentally put him on the map or something? Yep. Wrong layer. Token. Now I can click him. But that was Slurm, so Dennis. Well, Dennis is going to attack the person in front of him. First, let me look at this person and see if he's got Shield or some crap.
00:37:58
Speaker
um
00:38:01
Speaker
okay um Dennis.
00:38:11
Speaker
Is gonna attack with this sphere of 23 Does definitely hit Dennis deals lower damage than usual And then but it's multi attack so he attacks again 22 hits
00:38:43
Speaker
So that is 16 more damage it looks like. No, 15 more damage.
00:38:53
Speaker
And then that is Dennis's turn. He will make way for Slurm though by stepping out of the way, but never stepping out of the guy's space. Next up, this the the dude who tried to halt you. or hold person you actually, Ambernock. Assuming that you are some incredible being of a being of incredible willpower, he's not gonna try that again. Instead, he casts Spiritual Weapon. Nice. ah You fucker. Damn it. like how do you nat How do you nat one on Spiritual Weapon? He definitely misses with the Spiritual Weapon. I gotta get that weapon back though.
00:39:39
Speaker
Does he miscast? Does it not exist? No, it appears, but it fails to attack you. Like it swipes at you and misses. So that's a bonus action. As a regular action, he is then going to attempt to flail you with his flail. That's a miss, but he has multi-attack. That's a miss.
00:40:03
Speaker
Yeah, this guy sucks! Yeah, that is a 3, a 5, and a 4. Don't I just take damage, or by the time my turn comes around, I can't do anything? Do you know where my rage goes away? I must either kill damage or take damage, or the rage goes away after a turn, right? but you can use a bonus action to maintain it. Oh, that's right. That's right. Yeah, that's fine. Okay. um Okay. Help peacock can't do anything. I mean, you can spend your action yeah and like, and like pull out like a dagger and like stab yourself just a little bit, just to keep your rage going and be like duh danger noodle. Yeah. All right. So, um, which one looks more,
00:40:53
Speaker
Potent. Dangerous. Potent would be this, the dude on top, um but he has been stabbed a few times with a spear. He is bleeding profusely. His icon's just different, so does he look like a bot, like a leader of some sort? Or does it just... He does perhaps look and more important than the other guy, yes. Alright, I'll blast him.
00:41:19
Speaker
Ready to go? um one oh god damn 18 plus 4 well this guy never did any oh no actually can you do that to a cantrip I guess you can what he cast counterspell damn you yeah
00:41:41
Speaker
It's such a waste of a spell slot on a tantrum, but it's spell slot. Considering that tantrum has multiple bolts. It blocks all bolts of it. No, it blocks the spell itself. Oh. Yeah. Oh. Um, so I can't, he blocks the spell. Um, which would be the spell is you don't cast the spell three times. You cast it once and three bolts pop out. Yeah. Um, so yeah, he counterspelled you. Um, so yeah.
00:42:12
Speaker
you start to cast Eldritch Blast and your like three little beams start pop out and then they just kind of fizzle before they hit him. And it's like, you fool, you cannot defeat me. 15, 20, 30.
00:42:35
Speaker
ah I guess that's, wait. and
00:42:42
Speaker
Action, action.
00:42:52
Speaker
Yeah, no, that's my turn. Okay. Key.
00:43:06
Speaker
trying to see what he would most likely do here. I think he would most likely do this.
00:43:15
Speaker
He begins casting a spell. Oh, it's his it's that guy's turn, um obviously. He starts casting a spell and vanishes from sight. Wait, he vanishes? Yep. That bastard. But!
00:43:35
Speaker
Ambernock, you are up. Wait, didn't he like, what spell did he cast? Would I recognize his spell? You can make an Arcana check. Okay. Some of her... Nat 20. Well, within Nat 20, he casts Greater Invisibility. Oh, goddamn it, Greater!
00:43:57
Speaker
I announce that to the room at large. And Ambernock, your turn.
Rage-fueled Attack
00:44:03
Speaker
I burn away my bonus action to maintain my rage and I make a swing swing at this dude. OK. With my great ex. That's a 17 hit. Yes, yeah. Sweet. 12 damage plus 13 13 damage.
00:44:28
Speaker
OK, and then and then I roar in his face. All right, Slurm. He does not appreciate that. This guy right in front of me just went invisible. yeah So I'm gonna turn around and I'm only gonna do this at a level one. I'm gonna cast magic missile at this guy. Actual real magic missile. So ah so Slurm is gonna aim his his arm out and that lived and the whistling birds from the Mandalorian, something very similar to that. Just kind of all of a sudden just these little darts just shoot right out of it.
00:45:08
Speaker
And there we go. OK. I'm pretty sure I had magical shield and not shield of I. Let me make sure Shield of Faith doesn't block that. I know Shield does. Shield of Faith is not OK. Yeah, I think it's only shield. It's like he doesn't have regular shield. He's got Shield of Faith. So do so. So out of curiosity, because of how it works, do with like spell modifier, with like, you know, damage modifiers from intelligence and everything. So are all three darts, since it's a level? They are on each 1v4 plus one. Gotcha. Okay. Yeah. So then let me go ahead and roll that real quick. So that's max damage on the first dart, which is nice.
00:45:56
Speaker
Just click. Okay. Okay. So there's three more damage. So eight.
00:46:04
Speaker
Well, no, no, no, you don't need to roll. You're doing three darts. Your first one was five damage. Oh, shit, my bad. Yeah. And so then three damage. So that's eight and then four damage. That's twelve. Yeah. OK, he is still standing, but he is beaten and bloody mostly from the axe. But, you know, your twelve damage did. almost as much as almost as much as the axe. Now, I am not going to move because I just saw that guy turn invisible. Yeah. And I'm going to make sure I'm staying right fucking here. OK.
00:46:40
Speaker
din Dennis, I doubt Dennis has the ability to detect invisibility. I don't think I gave him something like that. I. Did not. Um. 5, 10, 15, 20. He's going to go and try and stab the dudes that everyone else is attacking.
00:47:05
Speaker
25 hits. Fuck. That might be enough. That guy was almost dead. Oh, and he rolled a he rolled a four, too. Yeah. Well, the vines grabbed the corpse. And yeah, this guy's dead. All right. He will become one with nature. Dennis just like turns and starts looking around at the room. It's like, where'd he go? Where is he? That guy's dead. Helpycock does nothing. Danger to all. Can I guess where he's at? by like Give me a perception.
00:47:42
Speaker
Would it be investigation? You could do investigation, whichever's better.
00:47:49
Speaker
15. It's definitely not with advantage, unfortunately. I guess I'm going to give him a stealth with advantage. um Because you could still potentially hear him or see his footprints in the dust or something. So let me give him stealth with advantage. i he's He's not stealthy, so you're possible. Oh, it went to me. um
00:48:18
Speaker
That is, well, I'm sorry, but he rolled a 21 on his stealth, so.
00:48:25
Speaker
um Yeah, so you don't know where he went. You can fire blindly if you'd like. Or do something else, I don't know. you know I know Detect Magic could reveal his general location. um that Oh wait, it can? I know that. You would detect his magical aura over there. It still wouldn't give you, like, advantage. You would still have disadvantage on attacking him. But you'd at least know his general area. But you just generally know where he is. Yeah. All these spells say that I have to see them. Unfortunately, most do. You don't have any, like, um... I do have some AOEs. But they're not, like, big AOEs. The only big AOE I have is Fireball.
00:49:11
Speaker
I also have Fireball. You start pelting the room with Fireballs. I also have Fireball. By the way, this um yeah actually this thing is is gone. The spiritual weapon. We could actually literally pelt this room with Fireball.
00:49:34
Speaker
um I will ready an action. If I see him. I'm blasting him in the face with Eldritch Blast. Or if I detect where he is, not seeing him, but if I detect where he is. Correct. And he is up next. So let me...
Surprise Fireball Attack
00:49:59
Speaker
So speaking of... Let me see here.
00:50:08
Speaker
All right, so... um
00:50:18
Speaker
Slurm, Dennis, and Ambernock, please make a dexterity saving throw. Oh, fuck. All right.
00:50:27
Speaker
Dexterity save. Save. Oof. I got an eight. That is not great for anybody. The DC was 14. Wow. so we all All three of us failed that. Hayden, you will get to make an attack roll with disadvantage at this spot. Wait, what am I? I just have cast a shadow. Wait, no, never mind. He's fucking invisible. Because you see a tiny, tiny pinprick of fire originating from that spot streaks out um to right here. Right. Why doesn't it ping for me? Right over there.
00:51:10
Speaker
and explodes in a 20-foot radius sphere. Oh, it's a fucking fireball. Oh, God, and he has his fireball! And that is... He's casting it at fifth level. Jesus Christ. Oh, shit. So we are dealing 10d6 damage. I'll survive, but, uh... 43 damage Holy shit, I think i see lives too you all failed the role. So you take max damage unless you have fire resistance for some reason Dennis also survived and Yes, those are disadvantaged roles the first two hit still so um drops me down even if you even if he dropped a shield it still hits him y'all that drops me down to 14 16 plus fours for the first one
00:52:07
Speaker
All right, all right. So. um A corpse falls to the ground, no longer invisible. yeah You killed him. End of initiative. End of initiative. All right, I go over and I immediately search his body. OK. um So this guy. Search somebody next to me. All right. Slurm is going to bend over and cough up and cough up blood and exhale smoke because he just got a little bit. Sorry, boys. That looks like it really hurt. Oh, wow. Did I not roll random loot for this dude? I didn't. Let me let me roll some random loot real quick. I mean, he's got a dagger. While they're doing that, I'm going to go and search these three guys that are back here. What's the CR, CR six?
00:52:58
Speaker
So let's do my random loot generator.
00:53:08
Speaker
You've got to have something fun. What happened to that woman? She's in she's in the lamp. Oh, that's right. All right. um You search his body. there is um
00:53:27
Speaker
50 gold. Nice. Wait, which one of us? The mage, Danger Noodle. So 50 gold. ah A polished brass birdcage that is not containing a bird. What the fuck? Oh my god, the loot follows.
00:53:51
Speaker
Hold on. I gotta see what this looks like. i I know what I, oh my god, just go ahead and give me an Arcana roll with advantage while I'm pulling this up. Okay.
00:54:07
Speaker
That would be a 24. He was, why why he didn't use this, you don't know, but you recognize this staff which, um appears to that it it is a twisty long twisty staff um intricately carved it ah basically the body of a snake. um This is a staff of the Python. um you You being a um ah snake person yourself,
00:54:39
Speaker
um You are a snake person, right? Yes. You are well aware of what the staff of the Python is. um You can use an action to speak the staff's command word and um throw the staff on the ground within 10 feet of you. The staff becomes a giant constrictor snake. Under your control, acts on its own initiative. um You can use a bonus action to turn it back to normal. um You can mentally command the snake on your turn. If you are not incapacitated, it doesn't say that even takes an action. You tell the action, tell the snake what to do, and then it'll do it on its you know next turn. um If it's reduced to zero hit points, it dies and reverts to staff form. um The staff then shatters and is destroyed. um and If it reverts to staff form before losing all its HP, it regains all of it.
00:55:29
Speaker
ah Is this a once per day thing you can use it? Because I can see some. Oh, I hate it. You got a pet too. All three of us got pets now. I see some ways as you could. There's nothing in this description that says it's once per day. Yeah, I can just constantly cast a snake boy. You can cast him, and then when he gets low on HP, per turn him back to staff form, and he's fully healed again, and then just pop him right back out on your next turn. Yeah. Now, since it's a staff and everything, does that mean that he could, in theory, cast smells sorry cast spells through the snake? Yes. Yeah, it's also spell focus. Holy shit. Yeah. So if you use spell focuses, you can do that. um Wait. Oh.
Magical Staff Discovery
00:56:19
Speaker
here Do we have that in our opinion? I'm working on it right now. Okay.
00:56:29
Speaker
Oh, I hate it. Good find. Good find. That's like a weird one of those weird spooky things to find. Like, oh, dude, this is perfect for specifically this character. yeah I know. so it's i'm just I rolled that and I was like, that's why you had to get advantage on that roll. I have dropped it under your folder.
00:56:51
Speaker
Also, it works as a quarter staff. Ambernock, you are inspecting the other cultist. Let me just, I'm assuming y'all are going to inspect all the cultists that you just killed. Yeah, I'm over at these three in the hallway. Well, okay. And when Ambernock looks at, it has a flail, you know, just non-magical regular flail, um a dagger, 14 copper pieces, and whatever an ewer is, E-W-E-R, a silver ewer worth 25 gold. ah So is that the one that I'm looking at? Yes. OK. How did you spell that? You just want to post. Can you post all of that in the chat so I can just drag it over? OK. Play all dagger. there That's you said you said EWR. Yeah. Oh, it's it's like a jug. OK. All right, Slurm.
00:57:49
Speaker
One of them has three gold and and i'll post this in chat as well three gold um One goal, oh, do you want to know they're not their weapons none of them are carrying magic weapons So I don't know if you care about weapons y'all do have a bag of holdings, of course Actually, this is the guy who threw his hand axe. He's currently unarmed, but his hand axe is on the ground. So um, yeah, i'll pick it up And then the next guy has... I did customize all of these guys with different weapons. The next guy has a mace, a dagger. Oh, all the cultists are also wearing leather armor. So three leather armors.
00:58:31
Speaker
um And one gold. And then the third guy away from you has... Here, I'll just combine those one golds together.
00:58:47
Speaker
um A dagger, a short bow, and 19 copper. So that is what you find on your three guys, Slurm. Nice. Oh, there's also a dead one, the one who fell down in the grease. um He's got a dagger. That's it. Oh, and leather armor.
00:59:14
Speaker
All right, so that's another one and frank add leather armor to your loot because your guy was also wearing leather armor Is this man this this s other guy? He's not wearing armor. The the staff guy wasn't wearing armor He did have a dagger if you want his dagger, um, Hayden 19 copper and four gold All right. I think that's where we're going to end the night. so um We're going to need a long rest before we go much further. Thank you, Big Daddy Swag Money for joining us. I know you're not here anymore, but if you listen to our podcast, we appreciate you. You're our first confirmed
00:59:55
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01:00:33
Speaker
um I was your dungeon master, Ron Bjork. And sometimes I say my last time, and sometimes I try to last name, and sometimes I'm like, I shouldn't do that, but I just did, so it's too late now. Also with me tonight was Hayden. Hey, it was good to be outroed first and introed last every single time. um But i I had a great time. I'm excited to see what's in this smashed doorway that for next.
01:01:04
Speaker
game that was included by an ice ball. Oh, I can tell you what's in that real quick. Sweet. No, let's let's save that. for I won't remember it next time. It's not an important room. So let me just give you. I will. I will put notes down saying what's in that room. I'm just going to copy paste the loot real quick. Hell yeah. Mine. That there are. um Oh, fine. Never mind. you You have to make a check on this crap. Okay. Yeah. i So we'll find out what's in that room next time. and um Bill. Hey, everybody. I'm Bill. yeah You can find me online on Twitter at bills above. I mostly post repost art commissions, that kind of stuff. So
01:01:50
Speaker
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Session Conclusion
01:02:06
Speaker
Thank you. And Frank. Hi, I was Frank. I am Amber Nock. Nope, that's backwards. I was Amber Nock and I am Frank. I was your DM for the night. And last person, but not least was Ron. No. Um, I already said bye. Oh crap. All right. Anyways. Yeah. So, uh, you can watch us at IDM roleplay forward slash no, that's wrong. It's twitch. dot
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01:03:44
Speaker
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