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The POS Co-hosts search for meaning in ChatGPT responses.
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Lip Care in Different Climates
00:00:00
Speaker
Bro, I'm gonna put some chapstick on my lips, Matt, to fucking loosen up. Colorado, bro. You don't need chapstick in Costa Rica. You don't need lotion either, I bet. No. You don't need shit, but the- Just lube. Literally, if I get off the plane in Colorado, my whole fucking body shrivels up in one second. It's weird. You probably don't even realize it's that dry, right? I don't know. I feel it. I fucking feel it. I hate it. I love Colorado, but I hate it.
00:00:30
Speaker
I don't, I like it. Like once, ah once I get adjusted, then I want to go work out or something. It's amazing. Or, you know, the fact that it's not like that biting cold, but like my lips just fucking, well, how do, I don't know. How do people make out in Colorado? Great fucking question. Okay. So in high school, I made out with this girl. Her name was Jennifer. She had horribly picked over lips. i' like Yeah.
00:00:56
Speaker
And I was horny young guy and I overlooked it in that moment, dude, but I just remember it to this day. I was like, I've never kissed anybody with that shit, but only in Colorado would you have some ragged ass lips. Those Florida dudes never had to deal with that, huh? That humidity down there in the south. All their girls had these great moist lips.
00:01:20
Speaker
Yeah, but I worry about what smells are emanating from down low. Because of the humidity and everything? Yeah, you never know, right? That's a good thing about it being dry in Colorado. You don't get the bugs, you don't get... You take the trade off? Yeah, I don't know. Why do we start this way? Come on, answer it, bro. Take the trade off. Moist facial lips.
00:01:46
Speaker
No, Colorado all the way. Uh, dude, I, so we were prepping a little bit for nothing really. We have no plan here, but like you're, you're sitting there trying to multitask, watch a football game. And I'm so fucking bro. Yeah. Well, I don't, who cares? so Fucking who
Criticism of Sports Fan Culture
00:02:01
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cares? There's always a game on.
00:02:02
Speaker
I just so tired of sports fans went to dinner with some idiots and these dudes I mean these dudes like went on I wish I was a woman because fucking they were having conversation like a multi-layered dynamic conversation I just to sit here and get drilled by sports opinions about schools that I would not know a single player on I'm just like would you fucking shut us is like college football fans well this is This particular, kind yeah, they were railing on college football at the time, but I'm sure they could do it about anything, baseball, basketball. And it's it's so fucking annoying. I really, really can't stand it. It's it's just, it honestly too, it's like makes men look like dipshits. Like this is all you got, bro?
00:02:47
Speaker
It's all you got. in In fact, let me say one more thing about this. Somebody asked me, what are you doing? and And then my other friend was there and he's like, Oh, he's retired. He's retired, which you would think was kind of a weird thing and would open a door to a conversation. And people were like, Oh,
00:03:03
Speaker
Yeah, but fucking Daley's a shitty coach. And it's just like, there's no room for anything but sports because they're small P-brains, can't fucking handle a multi-layered conversation. And that's why they don't get any puss, dude. That's why their wives are done fucking them. They're completely done fucking them. That's not why, dude. We already talked about it. I don't want to get into it, but Colorado, bro.
00:03:27
Speaker
Dry it up. Dry it up. That's true. Dude, so one more point and I'll let you respond because I know you're really into sports. But these guys think they're experts, and these guys will look at players as if they're they have a true understanding of what it takes to play D1 football, and and the the matchup that they have, and they act like the play calling is bullshit. And you know how dynamic sports are, and and how much it's a probability game, and it's risk, reward, so forth, so on. And it's it's asinine for a dumb, fat, fucking American to sit there and act like they know what it takes to run a college football team.
00:04:04
Speaker
That's all I got to say. Yeah. The questioning of play calling. Yeah, you don't know shit. why are we It's also like these like sort of throwaway lines where it's just like, why do we keep running the ball?
00:04:18
Speaker
Why do we keep throwing the ball? We're getting four off the, off the line. Every run. Why do we, it's just, it's just the opposite. Yeah. Exactly. And then you're, they're running. They're running well. We got to keep fucking running. Shut the fuck up. Every game has these dynamics. You know, you wouldn't have to worry about me, dude. You'd be blown away by my sports watching ability. You haven't watched the game in a while, but I'll be like, watch that run off, run off tackle right side. Boom. Play action screen.
00:04:48
Speaker
get hit him in the flat. I'm foreshadowing the game for you. Yeah. You got forecasting? Okay. Yeah. Pretty good. I comment on the people's bodies. Like I'm like enamored with like what specimens these guys are and I'll do it. So that's mostly what I'll say. And then when people- I love that too. I love that. People talk shit about a player.
00:05:07
Speaker
I lose my mind. I did run into John Elway at Northern Colorado once. The dude was so big. Like chest. He had like a barrel chest, right? This was at the end of his career. And I know he was they solicited him at 6'3", and on the field, he didn't look huge or anything. But as a human being, it was an enormous man. And and and you look at these pro athletes, and they really are freaks. And Romanowski was there, and his legs were just fucking shredded.
00:05:35
Speaker
Like he was lean. And it's it's it's an absurdity when I hear fans talk about, oh, you can't fucking catch. Shut the fuck up. i like I like the bodies too.
Physicality in Sports
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In a straight, hetero way. i like i don't I don't like the NFL that much, but the freak show of the dudes better I think this is from years of having protect for having to protect American football from people and be like, those are just fat guys running into each other. That's like all my Costa Rican friends. And I'm like, that fucker's not fat. he's He's a beast. He ripped your hat off. Sure, there are a few fat guys, but they're also wearing pads. But you get someone like Vernon Wales tied in for the Niners. He was like 6'5", 260, ran a 4'4". I love that shit.
00:06:25
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Oh, I love that too. That's the kind of guy like you have a line of people standing for opening day of some fucking stupid Disney movie. He could come at the back of that line full speed and knock every single human being down. All hundred people in that line, he'd knock them all down with one fucking driving push. That's what a specimen he is. and And I do enjoy that. But please shut the fuck up like you know what it takes to run a college football team, including calling defensive sets and plays. You don't.
00:06:54
Speaker
You just i don't even know how it's possible to run a college football program or an NFL, but but like like there's a lot to manage there. It's insane. Yeah. CEO of like a solid a solid company. It's insane. But I do, ah by the way, have you ever seen DK Metcalf? Like with a shirt off, the ride receiver for the Seattle Seahawks? Unbelievable. Total freak. 6'4", 235.
00:07:20
Speaker
Just a true freak. I think it was like a 15 pack for for abs. It's insane. Yeah. How are those people like, how are they not killing people in society? They could destroy, like you said, they could run through a line of of a Disney movie and kill everyone. Like any any little thing in their life, like.
00:07:41
Speaker
How are they not just like killing people all the time? Cause they're all, a so a lot of them are jacked up on a lot of shit too. Like you'd think they'd just be like menace to society. Like Romanowski spent a hundred grand a year on juice supplements and shit. How was he not just constantly getting like arrested for battery in public? And he was a psychopath. True psychopath.
00:08:02
Speaker
Yeah, I don't know. That's a deep question. I'm not sure, buddy, but I think they probably don't have much incentive, especially when they're getting paid. Right. And like, it happens, like Ray Lewis or- Oh, it's there. That Rice guy that hit his girlfriend in the and the elevator. There is some domestic abuse.
00:08:18
Speaker
Oh, for sure. And that was a debate that I found pretty funny. Because at some point, some people were like, some people like, I don't know, Stephen A types versus like, what do you expect? You know, you get asked these guys to play a violent game and smash each other to bits. And then you don't expect them to be angry in society, as if to say, you got to give a brother, you got to give a brother some A longer leash. Let him, let him fucking smack his wife around. It's okay a couple times here and there, but then you got to set him straight, especially if he really hurts her. You're asking him. Yeah. I mean, you're asking him to be violent for three hours a week. He should be able to hit whoever he wants. That's the, that's the argument. and That was like five years ago. I can't remember that. But how do we get here?
Societal Obsession with Sports
00:09:00
Speaker
Okay. So i don't know but but sports fans, you're probably annoying in some ways.
00:09:04
Speaker
Especially watching CU. I couldn't sit by you. Nope. Piss me off. Not annoying, dude. I got a little critical about Chidor this year. He's going to be like number one overall. But I had um felt like I could read the defensive backfield better than him on some mcquay occasion. He's not a good teammate, either. You could tell he's not a good. They don't respect him.
00:09:27
Speaker
Now my thing was like this is really stupid, but like I didn't I didn't think he'd like set his feet enough So he dropped back and he had kind of kind of dancing feet. They're like set your feet Plant your back leg and then if there's nothing there fucking run you're supposed to be quick He started to do that this year though and Rest is history. But but I but is what's wrong with that? I Well, cause you don't know what what this athlete is about. Like maybe his strength is to stay loose on the feet. And you're like, you're wanting him to be a planning jump shooter and he's more off the dribble guy. And you just don't really know what makes him most effective. And now you're his success, you're attributing to him setting his feet in the pocket. I'm not sure, bro.
00:10:16
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I'm not taking credit for his success. I'm just saying, I think, I think, I mean, I, I think I know what the problem was too. He got sacked like 300 times in the last two years. And of course he's probably like, Oh, here they come again. And he's a good enough athlete to get, I just thought he could get more on the ball sometimes. Like, what do you, what do you do when you watch a game? You you you make comments, you go, Oh, that was a shitty player, good player. You just go, Oh.
00:10:41
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i um You just keep telling everyone around you, i don' I don't know as much as this coach, so I'm gonna let him do his job. How about you guys? Just keep saying that. No, you're allowed to, per Lance's rules, to say things like why. It's obvious when somebody takes a bad shot. It's obvious when a quarterback misses a read or throws the ball 20 yards over the dude's head. And you could say those things. Just leave it at that. You didn't see, you couldn't tell that he was just protecting himself from a cover two blitz, guys. Give him a break. You just keep saying shit like that. Yeah.
00:11:16
Speaker
it's ah It's a funny conversation because I am obviously a dick and very opinionated and and I get triggered by people who have strong opinions about anything, including shit I don't care about, like whether Ohio State has a chance in the college football playoff. I don't fucking care. I have opinions on all that, but they're they're grounded in reality. I can tell you that. you might catch me You might catch me a little crazy like your friends, but Very grounded in reality. I'll say this, I i thought that BYU was going to pop us in the mouth and I didn't, I didn't think we'd get smoked like that, but they did. Cause, cause it's just the hype machine going around Colorado and Shador and Travis and coach prime. Like if you're the other team, a 10 and two BYU team, you're like, that's just pouring, pouring fertilizer on your passion to beat them, I believe.
00:12:07
Speaker
Wow. And now's the time to probably say something, uh, people saying quiet is like, you don't know, bro, the Mormons love their sports. Oh yeah. Mormons fucking love their sport. I was with my buddy Drew, the guy who did our show. And, and he, he was like, what's, how do the Mormons like, he was basically like, how is, how's bringing, bring him young and get like, how are they putting these great teams on the field all the time?
00:12:31
Speaker
And I was like, well, what was he implying? I think his idea is like, if you're not Mormon, you're not going to BYU. So there's a smaller pool and it's like, how are they getting all that? And I was like, actually, there's a lot of Mormons. And if you're Mormon, that's your, that's your fricking Notre Dame that you're like, whatever you're right on the grid. And if you're an awesome Mormon, you're going to go to BYU. So they get to handpick all the great Mormon athletes. And now with a little bit of NIL money and transfers, you can, you can get a couple of brothers from LA.
00:13:01
Speaker
you know, on the team as well and like. The formula works. and Well, and and the lifestyle of Mormons, like they're they treat their bodies as like temples, dude. So they're not drinking at all, wigging out on Mountain Dew at fucking eight years old. They're they're powering it up. They're hang cleaning. They're fucking squatting. There's some, some freak white boys over there. Dude. Yeah. And some of these guys go on missions. So they're like 23, which is kind of a big deal to have like an extra three or four years of your body mature. Like 23 is, is you're more, you're way more of a man than 18.
00:13:34
Speaker
A lot of times. Oh, yeah, I didn't think of that. So you got guys that are a little older because they went on their mission. Probably got up in some like Latin American dream, you know, you think? Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. There's a Mormon. There's a Mormon school right down the street from my house, like a church. I don't know if the temple they call temples.
00:13:56
Speaker
They got, they got a ball court out in front. They're out there balling, but I see these guys all the time. Like our buddy Blaine, the white shirt, little Latter-day Saints name tag walking around. I want to be like, what's up dudes? Cause I know they'd probably be happy to hear someone be like, what's up and shoot the shit. I could even be like your team beat my team, but then I know they're coming at me hard with that book of Mormon. Yeah.
00:14:18
Speaker
And I'm like, so I want to be like, all right, pump your brakes, but I'm here for you. But I haven't found a way to do it yet. Yeah, I'm not trying to hear about Joseph Smith. Yeah, I am trying to hear about some of those dope white receivers and running backs. I am trying to hear about that because that was impressive. Those dudes are freaks, too, though. Like, you see that some of the BYU wide receivers are these big ass white 6'4", 215 guys running fast.
00:14:44
Speaker
They got defensive lineman might be a first rounder who's like, I saw him with the out this pads on just a beast. And you like that. and You like that. I'm looking at big strong white guys, man. woo Well, and let's move off of sports, dude, because it's already annoying to me. Happy bowl season, bro.
AI and Structured Thinking
00:15:16
Speaker
Dude, I want to talk about chat GPT, because I'm a piece of shit because I love this fucking thing. And I didn't want to love it. Like, I wanted to be like, hey, guys, welcome for fucking horses who can't think. This thing, I enjoyed a lot, man. I enjoyed a lot. I enjoy it as I'm, you know, trying to build context around some thought that I have because I like to I like to rant and I like to pick things in society to rant about. And then I like to talk to myself.
00:15:44
Speaker
And it's sort of like prepping for a party where I'm gonna have a lot of different points of view in my pocket and chat GPT helps me get there in a great way. Because it gives you gives you some great references and knowledge and it's very comprehensive. It's way better than Google, dude. And I wanted to hate this piece of shit.
00:16:03
Speaker
But you can ask it, you can ask it anything, dude. It lists out a really comprehensive bulleted list, balanced point of view for you to to contemplate. And I think what I'm most interested in about is what will it do to society? Like, and specifically like,
00:16:20
Speaker
Kids, are we teaching kids to think in a way that they can formulate the best questions to interact with this AI shit? Yeah, I wonder if you're teaching them like, oh, this is an efficient way to get shit done, or you have no ability to actually think and finish it yourself because you're just going to type type in this thing. I haven't used it that much, but I know that when I did,
00:16:43
Speaker
I was trying to put together a business plan. And it seemed like I spent a lot of time just trying to ask the right question to get like a different answer. Chad GPT was like, no, that's the same question, giving you the same bullshit answer. And then you'd be like, come at it from a different angle. So you still have to put a little. you I still have to put a little work in. And I never found it to be that much better than what I could write. That sounds like super arrogant, ridiculous. But like if you're if you're trying to structure a you know a bullet point in a business presentation,
00:17:12
Speaker
They're just giving you ideas and you're like, this one is ah marginally better than what I wrote or marginally better than what it wrote the first time. They're not always better. They're just like different angles. But I'm i'm really surprised though that you like it because it's kind of against everything you've talked about the last few four weeks, because without some of the need for growth in our economy and need for innovation, you wouldn't you wouldn't get here.
00:17:35
Speaker
it It is a conflict. I mean, I want to hate this thing, but I like it for structure structured thinking. And I think, so my my view is that more kids should go and study disciplines about that are centered around actually thinking about problems. So political science, philosophy, sociology, maybe. I mean. How Mac. Yeah, exactly. How Mac.
00:17:59
Speaker
how to be gay. There's a problem. ah Yeah, well, you would you would you don't think the education system like use it having those as a as an elective is enough, they should just focus on no No, I think yeah as some as a human being in the world with a tool like this, if you can understand sort of thinking pathways, A to B, and you can use this to fill in the knowledge base, like the the stuff you might memorize in the in the past to move yourself through problem solving. And that's what I do, like with economic concepts, because I major in economics, but like sometimes I'll be like, what did this motherfucker say?
00:18:44
Speaker
What was Milton, yeah, Milton Friedman, like what was his main shtick? And it'll just be like, boom, bam, boom, and then you can sound smart. So if you're if you have work in that space where you're you're coming up with ideas, which is all we're gonna be doing is sharing ideas, I think it's a cool tool, man. Chalk this one up for progress, huh? Seriously, I wanna hate this fucker. I don't know if it's gonna replace jobs though. At this time- AI or specifically chat GPT.
00:19:13
Speaker
Well, open AI, interestingly, open AI is probably, they've got some crazy shit coming. Like, like really AI tutors who you can use the camera and they will like walk you through how a human learns, whatever the topic is in a way that like will actually get to learning.
00:19:32
Speaker
Like if you were in architecture school, they would like walk you through like now design, um, a basement and oh, well you might have this off there cause that's not load bearing. That's, that's going to be load bearing and the house could collapse. Like it'll be able to comment on all that stuff to help you be, to help you learn ah the process. and yeah That's pretty amazing. And then you won't need it because they're gonna, they're gonna do the work for you.
00:19:59
Speaker
Uh, yeah, maybe, or maybe we, we do more of the dumbed down versions of work. Like it, it does a lot of the creative thinking and helps us in that way. And so then we're stuck just sort of doing the physical components of our job. So maybe it makes us more more like slaves. Yeah.
00:20:20
Speaker
Yeah, that is good. Less than what it take my must less. I'm just surprised you like it. But like, okay, would you if your kids were doing using it to like do homework quickly? Are you you good with that? Or do you think ah no, you're not you're not learning like problem solving skills?
00:20:38
Speaker
um um i almost Seems like it'd be hard to be a teacher right now. Well, I think they're I think they're in incorporating it into the into the schools now. to some extent, but I think they do a lot of the writing in class now to prevent any chat gt GPT help. Because it would be hard to sort of, like you could say, please write me an essay about Benedict Arnold that an 11 year old would do. And boom, that bitch is done, huh? Yeah. But the but the teacher teacher, man, I wonder if the teacher cares.
00:21:16
Speaker
Like if they go, cause the teacher's going to do the same thing I would think and then go, ah, I can see what you did here. Cause we got the same result. Well, here's what's interesting. Like, why does it matter? That's what I'm saying. Like, that's my question. Should we just start teaching kids how to think about bigger problems and like use this to solve bigger problems and stop teaching basics? Now that sounds like I'm not an educator. I don't know much about,
00:21:41
Speaker
What do they call it? Pedagogy. Pedagogy. Pedagogical foundations of learning. I
AI in Education and Creativity
00:21:48
Speaker
don't fucking know. I don't know anything about that. So why would we teach, why would we spend so much time on grammar in the written format if we can get structures and we can get grammatical corrections? We just need to know how to communicate and communicate ideas in an entertaining way. You're almost never using grammar anymore either.
00:22:11
Speaker
Right. You're texting, you're doing stuff, stupid shit. You're putting videos online. You're like, what's up? Yeah. Does it, you go write me a, write me a funny coming of age movie script. It it might, it might give you a structure that gives out a super bad or something like that. Essentially.
00:22:29
Speaker
and You give you a structure of like a tired script probably right now that like it's practices mining all of those movies and just like saying, okay, this is a common storyline. I don't think that that is a recipe for success, but certainly get you going. And like if you wanted to fill in an and element or you wanted to like actually ask it like, ah What's the most common storyline in a coming of age story for female characters? And you wanted to like eliminate that from what you wanted to put in yours, because you want to be creative? But but there is going to be write me a script, and then or even write me my stand-up act. And I wonder, ah when if that maybe that's already started, and then can can the audience differentiate? Should they? Should they care?
00:23:17
Speaker
And then is, you know, is that like the essentially like, like there's a big thing in standup about stealing jokes and premises and stuff is, is getting your act from chat GPT? Like, is that, should that be looked down upon? Or is it like, nope, this is just a modern technology that helps me construct my act. And I don't know. I mean, I hope not because I think you can use it for a tool. Like if you have an idea, you know how, when you're, you're writing a bit.
00:23:42
Speaker
you have an idea and you need now like a sub bulleted example to sort of tag and and drive the point home and you can ask chat GPT and you're like, Oh, wouldn't it be cool if like I'm talking about like the plush toilet seats? I don't fucking know. And then you go, give me a brand of plush toilet seats. And so you're like injecting something stupid like that in and and it will, it'll just pop it out. But you still have the creative ownership of the premise.
00:24:10
Speaker
Well, you're structuring, you're developing, yeah. And you're using it for and basically like color, highlights. I think it's cool. I don't know what to say to people who are not smart enough to use it or take advantage of it. o But i'm gonna I'm gonna kick ass, bro. Let's say, what why would what would not being smart enough to use it mean to you? What does that mean?
00:24:36
Speaker
Does it just come simply not smart enough to ask the right questions to get the answer you want out of it? So I think there's gonna be a belief from some people that you are going to be able to use this thing to have a career in a place that you don't have the talent to have a career. And it's sort of like before the radio existed,
00:24:56
Speaker
Like every local area had like a professional singer that was popular. And you only, you like, you knew about this like awesome person in your area or maybe even a comedian. And then the radio came and then you were exposed to like the very best.
00:25:13
Speaker
and that local person like really fell off. So this this like levels a playing field in that, like if you just were to hijack the AI tools basic approach to whatever type of creativity, you'd probably you probably just wouldn't be very effective.
00:25:31
Speaker
Now, if it gets so smart that it's like way more creative and way more interesting than any human being, I guess it's the person who gets up on stage first. I don't i don't know. I don't fucking know how that would work or then humans become completely useless or maybe comedy stops being funny. Just some weird shit you could think about. I don't know. It's hard to process it on air and not have a terrible show.
00:25:55
Speaker
but you're not you're not afraid of it. You think there's still, is so what's gonna happen is everyone's gonna be using this and the differentiator will still be talent of like how you apply it to whatever you're doing, probably. Yeah, I think so. I mean, you can use it for brainstorming and you can I think you can use it. Can you type in, write a funny joke about raising a baby, see what happens. Sure, what's what what are you looking for? Do you have one?
00:26:23
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No, I just well i just wonder if if it's that easy. Why don't you fill some fucking airtime, dude? it is Jesus Christ, I gotta type this shit in. why you're all there and you're so into tech I'm just right now. You're so into technology and progress and there numbers. ah good How do we know it's Lance? It's not chat GBT becoming Lance. Raising a baby is like trying to install a new piece of furniture from IKEA. Except the instructions are just screams and the parts keep leaking.
00:27:05
Speaker
And you're not allowed to return it after 30 days, motherfucker. I added the motherfucker. That's it's not a bad premise. No, but yeah, like so somebody could do a whole act like that. I mean, I could probably take that and punch it up and make it a real joke. But then it's like, ah that's that's not that's cheating. The idea is like, okay, just compare, compare, compare raising a baby to Ikea, and then and then you should be able to run with your own punch lines and shit, I guess. I don't see it working at all, right? Because here's what you know at doing the work as a comedian or a musician. There's something about you that you won't be able to explain. There's something about what your approach to creativity that is appealing to people and there are other things that are not. You never get to figuring out what those things are until you're like,
00:27:55
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in it and work shopping shit. yeah And you could try this joke and if it wasn't you or wasn't unique to like how you present or or the type of delivery you have, it would fall fucking way flat. Unless you're a one-liner guy, maybe one-liner guy could use chat GBT, but one-liner guys are gonna be done. But the thing is, that's today. It's gonna get to the point where it's gonna be like, oh shit, that was,
00:28:22
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You know, that they just wrote the priors, priors, ah whatever, you know, live from Sunset Strip or some of my, my wonderful work, some of my loss lost, lost gems, but it's going to get better. That's, that's, that's the thing about it.
Credibility Challenges with AI Content
00:28:38
Speaker
Well, it might be able to train you, dude, like to deliver like Richard Pryor. And so you get to write the joke. Yeah, it could do that, what you said. Like, okay, but if you can give it something to work with, okay, this is like, if I had recorded a half hour of Matt Conti doing shit, crushing, and then it would be like, all right, I think it'll be able to hear my voice, hear my cadence, hear everything, and then start writing like that pretty quickly.
00:29:04
Speaker
you You find that a lot of people are copying like what we're doing in the US. So I was i went to and went to Tijuana last week. You did?
00:29:17
Speaker
Yeah, i went I went to a restaurant and I i walked, I just accidentally walked in the kitchen. guess Guess what was there? Just like us, bunch of Mexicans working in the kitchen, dude. So come on. See, chat GPT isn't going to come up with that, Jim.
00:29:36
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Yeah, but do you have a bunch of fear? Oh, that chat TBT is taking over. Or AI. Do you have a bunch of fear that it's gonna... I mean, as a comic, exactly what you said is why I don't have a lot of fear. It's a performance art, so to speak. So like, the performance of it. But I think it might... There are people like Robin Williams, or even me actually, it's more like, ah improvisational act that had like material but i've kind of been the moment so that might help people like us the like just go uh here's the fucking premise and then i'm just gonna play ball with it you know might help that way but i don't know you can type in like i don't know if it's chat gbt or what it is i've heard podcast people you could type in like do a full joe rogan podcast or write write a beetle song and it'll it'll do shit like that and it sounds pretty good
00:30:27
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Like, but it, but that already has the information that has the catalog of beetle stuff or a million Joe Rogan episodes and all his voiceovers from all his TV and MMA shit. So where does it go? Where does that kind of thing go? Like, how do you, what if, what if somebody starts putting that out there as episodes to get whatever, like on YouTube to basically like use Joe Rogan's voice. So it's like, you know, China, stealing his identity, China, creating fake Rolexes.
00:30:56
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Yeah, but you're now you're taking taking like fake identities. So like, if you I guess if you wanted to consume that second rate shit. Well, you wouldn't know. How would you know? If you saw a link, I know you're not a Rogan fan, but if you saw a link on YouTube, Rogan talks to Bill Gates. how you would yeah they could they could admit that this This could already mimic that conversation and you wouldn't know if it's real or not. I mean, you're probably already in that already.
00:31:22
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And it it can already grab Rogan's voice and and and structure him in that unique conversation, structure his voice. Really? Him talking to bill Bill Gates about creatine or something. Yeah, exactly. I think he could do that.
00:31:39
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I don't know if it's chat GPT, but there's probably other apps that are like are creating audio and visual presentations and stuff. Somebody, it was like George Carlin's family or so. I don't know if they sponsor or they they like got it taken off the web. Somebody had done like got an AI program to do like a full George Carlin standup routine. And it was fine. Cause again, it has a ton of information to use, right? To structure it and his voice.
00:32:07
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And then i think I think I should look into it, but I think the family his family or his estate was like, that found him, was like, this isn't him and and was taken down or something like that. Well, here's my hope. My hope is that the online world shrinks over time. It becomes harder to enjoy the experience because if you look at like Yahoo Finance again, we'll go back and beat on them, but go through their list of articles and how many of them do you want to read and like they just jerk you around like there was one interviewing the san francisco fed chair and she had made a comment with 30 seconds of dialogue at the very end of their conversation about how crypto is not an asset um or is doesn't act like gold and of course that's clickbait because it you know the crypto fucking zombies will fucking go nuts over it so there's already very low quality stuff like littered across this thing and
00:33:02
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having AI do more low quality stuff, just I think over time what people will value is a return to this Shakespearean theater comedy show live, music show live, a better experience for all hopefully we get off of this and actually fucking go out and touch the dirt on the ground and maybe have sex again.
00:33:21
Speaker
Not before we hit payday, bro. As podcasters. Right. We got to fucking work this thing while people are still, but long long form. Still abstinent. I mean, and i how do you really mimic long form? I guess it's going to happen. I and bet. But it I'm holding out that original long form stuff, especially if you're not perfect.
00:33:44
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you're umming like we do and liking like we do and pausing at weird times and having problems where your fucking ah audio doesn't work and then I chime in and drop some music in. It'll be interesting to see how an AI tool completely mimics all those idiosyncrasies. Humanizes it. Yeah, I probably think you can soon have got some years for human creativity online, but I think maybe online just gets completely watered down and people don't go there. yeah Because you're not you're not sure, right? Like even even now, the Instagram pictures, like some of these women do. In our whole teenage and college life, did we ever see one girl walk around that looked like them? yeah Ever, never. And so like- You think they're fake? I think that there are aspects of them that are embellished.
00:34:35
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online and there's a watered down thing that happens where more people seem to have like perfectly tight waists and round asses and beautiful tits and then like perfect supple skin and tan, but not too tan. Oh man, getting hard. Yeah. so So you have that and like now you introduce AI and it's just replicating whatever we do the most of. I'm not, it's not a place I'm going to go frequently for anything other than some encyclopedia based type information or news based.
00:35:05
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No, yeah. It's going to go back to live live performance. I hope. Because that's where you do that's where you that's where you do drugs and you get laid. You have to make memories. I would love that if our show became a place where people did drugs and got laid with this in the background. Can you imagine like if you're you're having sex and you're listening to you and me in the background?
00:35:30
Speaker
You should start, since you're you're almost single, I mean, i don't know I don't know what's happening there, but you should start an OnlyFans site, bro. You got the curly hair, you could, I don't know, maybe show your butthole. It's like a thing where you show your butthole a lot. Do men, are men on there? Do women like pay to see men like take their shirts off and shit? I think men pay to see men do it, so you might have that audience, but. Get some gay dudes to pay me? I've never, I've not met um not met a woman who's ever talked about using porn.
00:36:00
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um ah Have you? No. Well, I know a comedian she talks about a lot. I used to be friends with. I just watched her HBO special on TV. the Is that Blazer? Yeah. Well, Nicky Blazer. I've heard her talk about it, but I don't know if that's legit or it's like- Oh, she's a comedian. No, that's part of her act. Well, you just asked me if I ever met or heard anybody talk about it, and that's the only one.
00:36:22
Speaker
Yeah, okay. So her a comedian who whose whole stick is about how she has to push them down suck dick and swallow jizz and stuff. Yeah, she pushes it hard. And by pushing it, she pushes it inside her hard. Dude. Sorry. Yeah. Yeah, but women will go like fuck go to strip clubs are like, like, ah you know, like chipping those shit and going absolutely fucking nuts.
00:36:47
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Yeah, they will, but du like dude, after a while, you're watching porn or you're watching guys like that that are like freakishly manicured and good. Over time, like don't you just crave like a little bit of a sloppy ass? Are you saying if i if I'm seeing girls or this is you're in the the the head of a woman looking at ripped guys or...
00:37:08
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both. like So let's say you're looking at ah girls, they're all starting to look similar and they're all like tan, they're all fucking tits are tight, you know everything's lips are supple and and objectively right, they're attract attractive. And then over time, like you start going, eh,
00:37:28
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And then you you roll into like a little middle age site and you see this middle age chick who's attractive and you know, she got a little more ass to grab but and you're start you like, damn, I want to fuck that. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Because you're tired of the fake, overly manicured view of a woman's body that, you know, doesn't exist very often. And you really just want some real middle age, like what, like 29?
00:37:53
Speaker
whatever, 40, and you're you're just looking for a real woman, like a real woman that you actually could fantasize about actually doing it with. So dude, that's what's going to happen with AI. It's going to get so watered down in cheese ball. I don't think that's AI now. It's real people where I'm like, nothing on this person looks real, and it but it it like looks perfect, but not perfect. you know that's That's what I think is is out there.
00:38:19
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There might be some robo cyborg creations like that that are like these perfect women that were you like, I can't tell if that's a real person or not. There's already people like that, especially in Latin America where people get a lot of work done where you're just like, what's going on there? Like I've seen a few asses lately that are bizarre, like absolutely bizarre. Like live in person, bizarre in that they've had some work done. Yeah. Yeah. Like just the weirdest,
00:38:47
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biggest roundest thing that doesn't look like a part of their body though. Like, yeah, that's a problem. That is some weird shit. But it might this the the numbers, the mathematics behind it might be someone's version of a perfect ass. But you look at it, and you're like, so in that regards, I look at that, I'm like, Yeah, ah that's, that's very strange. I'm not like, Oh, that's fucking beautiful. Like, it doesn't doesn't really work. But Yeah, but I think people are attracted to variability and like to having some surprises in life. And if like every time I went out there was Kim Kardashian ass, after a while, i like after about two years of doggy styling all them women, I might want to hit a skinny chick. If I had to spend like five seconds with Kim Kardashian, I would be depressed.
00:39:39
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But my point my point is like we can't, we're we're we're on a path with the online world at least to water down our views to the lowest common denominators. But this is like a different conversation. okay I don't think it's AI, it's like people representing themselves falsely is kind of what... Right. No, but I think AI facilitates that and that's where it's got its serious downside. So like if a comedian were using it to write jokes, like just, just write them off and they, they would repeat them verbatim. It would be the equivalent of like all the, all these Instagram hoes looking the same. Right. It would sound watered down.
00:40:18
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the the ah The other thing is like, dude, if I if i like lean back right now, if I lean way back, kind of like go like this, I can i actually have i have what it looks like, like some abs. The other thing about all the, what you call internet hoes is like the camera at the right angle, right sucking, right, like roll over, everything looks great. I think that's like the some of the deception too. I don't have abs, but if i if it's four in the morning, I'm dehydrated.
00:40:45
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I lean back and give it one of these. It looks like I have two abs up up here. Like, I think that there's still like human deception that we have to worry about as much as AI deception. But at the same time, it's like who gives a fuck if the point of that person's picture was to look look good, then why wouldn't they do it? They don't have to be like, nope, it doesn't count because you're actually you're actually kind of fat. It's like, what are they gonna take the picture to be like, nope, gotta show my love handles. Gotta be real on this one. It's like, of course they're gonna do that, right? Well, yeah, but I just think, don't you think over time we'll lose sight of what the point is online? I don't, you can't lose sight of something that you don't know or care about, but what is the point?
00:41:27
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Well, I think- So promotion, right? Well, I think transactions that we need to live our life, that's a great use of the internet. And obviously I think communication, I just see too much fakeness for- I like that question. Because we're we're pretty critical about all this crap, how it has no use, but at the same time, I'm talking to you, you're in fucking Colorado, I'm in Costa Rica, we're talking in real time.
00:41:48
Speaker
enlightening the world with our show. I talked to my parents for free through WhatsApp, people in the US, people here. I have have had business meetings today. like So all that's pretty cool. I wouldn't be able to live so far away without it. I can bet for volleyball teams in Croatia, or Czechoslovakia. Lots of things. Lots of tools.
00:42:11
Speaker
But all that shit, besides the communication piece, I mean, not that long ago, dude, if you were if you tried to call somebody in another country, or even another state, I remember when I was young, and my my mom would call my grandma, it's like, gotta go. We just we had an 18 minute conversation. 90 bucks. It's like long distance state to state. Remember that? And then yeah like like, I remember my grandpa would call his relatives in Italy, like once every 10 years, because it was like, ciao, be like,
00:42:41
Speaker
You know, hello, okay, I gotta go buy 48 bucks. It's like, so those advances are good, but but I don't, the self-promotion and shit, but that but that's just shit that we're not gonna, it's not gonna change, we're not gonna get a way up. I don't know if this is an AI conversation, but what is the internet good for? ah yeah But if we weren we're not better because of it, I don't think. We're not better. Fuck no, fuck no. Because I'm not better because I can live far away from from a family unit.
00:43:08
Speaker
Like it enables me to it to be bearable, but it's, I'm probably better off being close, right? Yeah. Oh yeah. I have a lot of theories on that. I have a lot of takes, but we'll save them for another thing. Uh, dude. But you're a chat GPT fan. I'm shocked, dude. I bet your listeners are too. No, I think it's good for some of the things I want to do. Some of the thinking that I want to do, bro.
The Human Element in the Workforce
00:43:31
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Yeah.
00:43:32
Speaker
You ever been to a restaurant and in Beijing? when I go in the back, same thing, bunch of Mexicans. They're like Starbucks. They get one in and they just, they start recreating, they're everywhere. They get inside your country and they're everywhere, bro. Mexican workers, look out.
00:43:52
Speaker
Take a chat. GPT is not fucking with them, dude. They're doing all the, all our work up there. Assuming Trump doesn't fuck that up. Chat cheap. met No, Mexican workers that that are building our country in the U S are not getting fucked with by chat GPT or, or AI. You can't replicate hard work.
00:44:11
Speaker
And won't it be great? Won't it be a turn, turn the tables type of thing where they, our lives are full and their lives are filled with joy. And all of the white collar office workers are in deep, dark depression. Living under bridges. Just fucking pathetic people. With their khaki pants. Yeah. And they never, they never had to work through anything tough. So they're really fucking under bridges. Like, why me? Won't it be great to watch that? Mexican builds the bridge that,
00:44:39
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white pussies sleeping under and then goes home happy. Exactly. That, that, that would be a good consequence. Fucking I told you so all day and there, huh? Told you so. People with your net 18% growth year over year, profit margins. Yep. The Mexicans, this is a good stereotype. They're, they're AI proof. I feel like by just working. Real stuff. Wow.
00:45:10
Speaker
Do you think that was condescending or that was actually like a complimentary? What I said? Yeah, yeah. I don't know. It's definitely complimentary. All right. I don't want that world collapse in every white, white, middle class office worker to be under a bridge. That might be condescending, but most of those people aren't the enemy, so to speak. Nobody's trying to, like, what's that guy doing? Middle-aged office worker. He's not out trying to oppress people or anything, trying to survive. Is he though? Is he trying to survive, bud? Yeah. Really survive? I mean, everyone wants to survive in a better and in the best way possible. I'll say it that way. Surviving what they, what society tells us is the best way possible. I know you're going to be like, Oh, then they don't need the house and all that bullshit. That's not survival. That's excess. But how many, how many middle middle management or middle like,
00:46:08
Speaker
middle of the road type white workers in the office that you meet that had a master plan like fucking Hitler or something that we're like, huh, oppress the world. None of them. They're all just like, ah, why phone shut up? Everything's getting expensive. Yeah, but we act like that's noble Broncos win. That's right. I'm not saying it's noble, but I think it's Oh, yeah.
00:46:31
Speaker
I can be a mindless dipshit and not have any vision for my life. And that's like, yay, America. But they're also not out to like screw over. Like, do you think the people that are designing chat GPT and and some of these AI technologies, their goal is there's some hidden Illuminati goal behind it all? No, I don't think believe in any of that. No, they're just humans moving technology forward. Now they're trying to win the race and be the winners in this technology. And that's what's driving them.
00:47:00
Speaker
And that's what bothers you, right? The need to constantly win. Well. It's just part of industry. And like, I guess there is a ah motivator to like beat countries with a malicious intent, like China. Is China have malicious intent? I had as a, that's probably not. They're looking out for their citizens. We'll do that next time though, because I think that'll be a heavy hitter track. A lot of new listeners. So good talk, buddy. Good talk. I yeah had a lot of good thoughts about chat GPT, a lot of original thoughts. I don't, I should use it. What you're saying is I should use it more.
00:47:35
Speaker
ChatTPT, tell me how to deal with Lance. And then it's just boom, boom, boom, crushing sentences, how to, how to like attack you. I mean, I think you could use it as a tool for just about anything. ChatTPT, tell me why I'm so terrible on the mic when I record my podcast. It'll be like, Matt, try to optimally position your mic in front of your mouth. Usually straight on is the most effective. Concise thoughts.
00:48:01
Speaker
Matt, quit fucking rocking in your chair. You're making noise, clicks and bangs every two seconds. would you Would you use it for coaching? Sure, I might use it for like common strategies to break a one-three-one zone defense. Really? Well, yeah, because it's the same thing in the internet.
00:48:22
Speaker
Yeah, that's why I'm like, I would go to YouTube for that. Maybe even Google, but probably YouTube, like you hit that. Common strategies are breaking 131 zone. It's a text, right? Or does it come out with some how to? I don't know all the versions of these tools, but.
00:48:36
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Okay, defense and basketball. This will be our closer, so get ready, people. It's fucking great.
ChatGPT's Role in Coaching and Counseling
00:48:43
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This is a fucking great episode. Truly pieces of shit. Breaking a one-through zone, defense and basketball cry a strategy that explore vulnerabilities, such as gaps in the corners and behind the front line along the baseline. Here are the common and effective strategies. Use quick ball movement, attack the gaps, so penetrate gaps off the dribble. It's all the same, you know.
00:49:06
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They put person in the high post and then here's my strategy. Overload one side. So if you know anything about one, three, one, that baseline runner has to fucking choose. The one, the second one. Well, he's got to go to the corner. He's got to go to the corner. Does the three, the two wings on the three supposed to drop down though, if he goes, if he, if he goes the other side or he's, he backfills below the rim.
00:49:30
Speaker
so So you hit the high post, so you you the middle man comes up and guards the high i post. He's got to, right? Then you drop somebody in the low post. So now you got somebody has to make a choice. The baseline runner who's running the back got to either deal with that low post guy or go to the corner. So which causes the wing guy to have to figure out, do I go to the corner? He drops. And then you put another wing there or your point guard there. And then you have one weak side wing.
00:49:57
Speaker
And now every time there's a weakness on that one-through-one, you have an open shooter or a low post guy. And if they sag off the high post guy, he's got a nice shot. it's You don't like a one-through-one defense? I run it. I like it. I like it for youth because it just fucks kids up. why We're used to practicing as a two-three. Coach, what is this?
00:50:22
Speaker
ah Well you gotta have a, is the badass gotta be on the one up top or the one below? Yeah, your most athletics up top and then your second is usually the middle guy. And then you're another athletic kid if you have him in the back line. Cause he's gotta run base corner to corner. So. But he's gotta deal with bigs? He can't, he he might, yeah.
00:50:44
Speaker
So he's got to have some size on him potentially. So, yeah. You you not you didn't get anything out of the chat GPT about this. If I was um an amateur coach, didn't have my knowledge of sports. Well, I did. If I want to teach this. or this is it Did it give you in a teachable format? Is that enough to get going?
00:51:01
Speaker
Yeah, it has 10 different concepts here that I could i could work through. you know As a human being, we forget areas of emphasis all the time. So this would be a great reminder of like, oh, dude, make sure you tell your kids to use ball reversal. Because I'm not a professional coach. I'm not thinking about this all day long. So for a professional coach in college, like this would be like, no fucking shit, bro. Let's try something more unique. ah But for a youth guy, it's just principles to emphasize. Anyway, it's useful in that sense.
00:51:31
Speaker
Well, that's pretty, I mean, that that seems okay. deal with Yeah. Isn't that great, Matt? Isn't that great? Would you criticize the Phil Jackson if he turned out that he took all, he got all his triangle offense off of chat GPT and people are like, you're not a legit strategist. The truth about basketball is.
00:51:49
Speaker
What? It's like, how do I create angles on offense and then on defense? How do I make sure I see the ball? I mean, that's really all there is. Fundamentally, and you can work any sort of offense, but if you don't create angles to score, you're not gonna do shit. So create whatever offense, call it whatever you want. It's all the same principles.
00:52:09
Speaker
You just have to work with your personnel in the most optimal way and chat CPT will never be able to fucking help you. We'll never be able to do that for you unless I guess you have a camera in the future that they're analyzing all the plays, players, play sets, tendencies. Maybe that's where we're headed. Then it's, it should, that would be, that would actually be pretty helpful. It would help. Yeah. And then, and then what happens though, then we start getting to places where we're like, what does winning mean?
00:52:39
Speaker
What is money? Because everything is so fabricated and technology driven and we just hate our lives and we hate how miserable life is. So anyway, enough of this. We're super, super far away from that. So I'm not worried about it. Is that a prediction? Well, if you listen to this show, we're already there, right? Like in a lot of ways.
00:53:03
Speaker
quality of life is is what we think is better is actually. Oh, shit, my bad, dude. I should have run with that. That was like an improv thing where you're like sarcasm, take this and run with it. No, I just, yeah, okay, yeah, the mike my first comment was sarcastic that we're so far away from that. But you know what I'm about, dude? but You know what I am about, bro. Starts with a T.
00:53:32
Speaker
Huh, fella? That's right. Hammer time, dude. that's getting the The lights are out, bro. Time to go find something to poke on. By that, I mean go make some dinner, sit here by myself with my dogs, and watch. Actually, no more bowl games today, buddy. But Colorado basketball is playing in Iowa State, probably about to get pounded. Close this out, buddy, because I'm about to hit stop.
00:54:01
Speaker
I thought we were done for the year last week, but we we we we got this one in. we met Last week was really good. And it was it was nice. It's like Seinfeld left after year 10, because he won the leave on top. And I feel like we didn't do that. And this one? Yeah, as far as closing out 24, we should have just let it let it ride, dude. Nah, because I just think your knowledge base on chat GBT was weak. You didn't really have a point of view. And I think you really sunk us this week, bud.
00:54:28
Speaker
Either way, we're leaving them on the bottom. But that's what I like to be, dude. Looking up. 25 can only get better than this episode, dude. No, I'm joking, buddy. I was joking. No, I wasn't. No, you sucked. You sucked. You want to get back into sports? You want to talk sports? All right. It's been real, bud. Been real. Good work, dude. It's hard to be a professional podcaster like we are.
00:54:52
Speaker
It is hard. yeah Especially you think you got a guy, your your partner, Peg, then he comes out and tells you that chat GPT, he likes it. And then I just, I don't even know what to think. It's crazy. The, uh, sorry. There's no end to the disgusting and weird things you could ask chat GPT. And it would be, I give you a balance, balance point of view. Can we, can we, can we put that to work? Can we close on an example of that?
00:55:23
Speaker
um What sexual positions a drive ah my penis the hardest and my partner for maximum orgasm? Do you want to ask it? I thought you did. I was waiting for the answer. Yeah, ask that. Hit that.
00:55:45
Speaker
Okay. This ultimately is where we should decide if chat GPT is good or bad.
00:55:53
Speaker
for, wait, what sexual position drives my penis into my female partner's vagina for ah or the highest probability, this is where you have to be smart enough to ask the right question, highest probability of her orgasming. Is orgasming a word? Chance EPT will know.
00:56:22
Speaker
When are you just looking for positions? I just put orgasm. O-R-G-A-S-M? I'll just say feeling pleasure. All right. Okay, so what sexual positions drive thrust,
00:56:46
Speaker
no, thrust my penis into my female partner's vagina optimally? for the highest probability of her feeling pleasure.
00:56:57
Speaker
Chat GPT is going to say, consider oral pleasure. So it's just great. So it's it basically says, obviously, which is what we already know. It's like your partner's pleasure depends on individual preferences, anatomy, and communication.
00:57:14
Speaker
ah are generally considered, here are some positions that are generally considered effective for stimulating the G-spot, the clitoris, and other pleasure zones. And it goes through missionary, it goes through cowgirl, it goes through doggy style, spooning, edge of the bed, reverse cowgirl, modified scissors, but says at the end for dipshits, communication is the key. And so you could go through each of these and really, you know, you can get it going. This is not a fucking tool, dude. It's so awesome. I like how it doesn't mock you or anything. It just goes, that's what you want. Here we go. Right.
00:57:52
Speaker
Here's, I don't care if you're serious or not. Let's play ball, Lance, right? Exactly, dude. Hey, why why are you in the middle of like having sex though? And you're kind of like, hey, hold on one sec. Let me try this out. Well, like I didn't know. I kind of was like, what's reverse cowgirl, right? Okay. Why it works. She faces away while on top, allowing her to control the angle and depth.
00:58:16
Speaker
It can provide new sensations and targeted stimulation. Use your hands to caress her hips and thighs or clitoris to enhance her pleasure. Fucking amazing. Fucking a amazing, having a ah sexual counselor. Dude, see, that's what I'm talking about. So we'll close on that. It has its benefit. You got a semi? I did, but I finished.