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Beef Brisket
21 Plays3 months ago
Don't over think it.
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Discussing the Complexity of Cooking Brisket
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For the last two weeks, I've been waking up and wondering why it takes so long to cook beef brisket. Nobody talks about how to cook a good brisket.
Humorous Family Anecdotes
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It reminds me of how nobody talked about my Aunt Cheryl's yeast infection in 2012.
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We all saw her itching her crotch. We all saw her reaching in her underwear to remove cottage cheese-like vaginal discharge and flick it onto the floor. One of her vaginal cheese curds landed on my dress shoes before church.
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Nobody wanted to talk about that.
Understanding Brisket's Origins and Perceptions
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Recently, I read that Danny Meyer, the guy that started Shake Shack, said, brisket is one nasty cut of meat. I guess he said that because brisket is the chest muscle of a cow, which I didn't know until I did a search on Google.
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Life always provides opportunities to learn new things. Like how in sixth grade I learned my cousin Robbie was gay after he said to me, maybe I should lick your pecker like I lick those sherbet push pops we buy from the ice cream truck.
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I don't know where I'm going with any of this. I'm just glad to be journaling again.