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Episode 005: Gayest Sport, Mermaid Controversy, Apologies to All
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Take a break from the hustle and bustle and listen to this month’s episode of Dom and Dommer! Hosts Anya B Hynz and Dasha ask hard hitting questions about which sport is the gayest, what exactly are Mermaids because their whole deal is weird, and finally, an apology for all of their wrongdoings! Only five episodes in and there's controversy afoot? YUP!
Dom and Dommer is about two friends who talk about everything under the sun and over the moon. We're not only global, we're interstellar. We're also local. Right at your backdoor. We talk about the dumb and the profound. The high and low. So strap in and strap on.
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Transcript
Introduction and Controversy
00:00:07
Speaker
Hey. Hi, hi, hi, everybody. Hi. Hi, friends. I feel like I might have just blown out the back of your pants. Yeah, baby. So excited to start. Welcome to Dom and Domer Electric Boogaloo. To, coming right at you. Wow, it has been some time. Some say a whole month.
00:00:35
Speaker
Yeah. And I know y'all are excited to hear that Dasha is going to end up doing an apology for some of y'all because of some, I guess, statements that were made and feelings that were felt. Our first controversy, really.
00:00:56
Speaker
Yeah, yeah. We're going to have to get into it. It's pretty stunning. Well, what's been going on? What's been going on with you?
Personal Stories and Evolution
00:01:06
Speaker
Oh my God, girl, what hasn't been going on? I feel like I've been traveling nonstop in either I was in New York for a while, then I was in Palm Springs, then I was in Toronto.
00:01:18
Speaker
I'm like, I don't want to go anywhere. I want to sit at home and I want to do nothing. And I want people to not talk to me and I want to put on a little hat and just be dark all day and not talk to anybody ever again. Are you, hold on, an extrovert or an introvert? That was what I was going for. Ah, the age old question. Yeah, I don't know. I'm a little verse. I do feel like in these days,
00:01:47
Speaker
In these days, I am more introverted, I feel, a lot of the time. I used to be way more extroverted. I feel like in college, I was extremely extroverted. I don't think we all run down the hallways in a towel screaming. That's voyeurism or whatever. I don't know what that is.
00:02:11
Speaker
Why did you have sex in public? That's different. I guess I'm just thinking that I was super extra and that's pretty extroverted. Oh, you think extroverted? You're like extroverted. Meaning you're like extra. Yeah, I did not make that connection until as I said it and you noticed and now I'm like, oh, I guess that happened. I actually love that. That's your version. Yeah, it's not wrong kind of.
00:02:39
Speaker
It's not wrong, kind of. That should be the tag to our podcast. It's not wrong, kind of. It's not wrong, kind of. You just kind of go with it. I think, I thought you were extroverted for sure. Yeah, but you know, now it depends. Now it depends on the situation.
00:03:01
Speaker
I think I'm always an introvert that was pretending to be an extrovert for a long time.
Sleep and Humor
00:03:10
Speaker
But now I realize, no, I'm an introvert because anytime I have to be an extrovert, I have to recharge completely. Or else I'm lost and my brain is all fuzzy.
00:03:23
Speaker
Mm hmm. I definitely have a pretty short time limit for like going out to a place and being with certain people. Name names, who is it? Who do you not want to spend time with? Say their names. Well, no, it's more about the sleepiness, you know, I already want to be like in cozy mode.
00:03:49
Speaker
at like 10 30. Sometimes I'll like go to sleep. I'll be asleep by 11. That's great. You want to go to eight hours. I do. I feel like if I don't get like at least seven hours, I'm like groggy and I am not that kind of person that's like
00:04:06
Speaker
Yeah, I got like three hours of sleep last night and here I am at work being so efficient. No, if I'm like running on four or five hours and like I said, four or five hours, which to some people is like a normal amount of sleep.
00:04:21
Speaker
No, you are not getting perfect me. Perfect me. Perfect me is not even close. They're not even getting perfect me. You don't want anything less than whatever perfect me is clearly. I want perfect you perfectly all the time.
00:04:42
Speaker
I like I get that. I so relate to it. I'm just I'm right there with you. I definitely need all my sleep. I had when I I mean, I guess like my roommate could maybe attest to it, but he's not here to deny this or not. But I when I was with my dad and we were like cross country driving like years ago and he would wake me up at the fucking crack of dawn to start driving for no friggin reason.
Nostalgia and Apology
00:05:11
Speaker
I would be a, as he described, huge bitch in the morning because I didn't get enough sleep. And he was like, you are horrible in the morning. And I'm like, get used to a sister. This is who you raised. I'm the fruit of your loin, God damn it. I'm sure he was tired from driving a lot, but I didn't care because this little beauty, it needs her rest.
00:05:38
Speaker
Wow. No, I just need coffee. That was like the only thing like you could wake me up hella early, but you just need to give me a good cup of coffee and like 15 minutes for that shit to kick in and then I'm good to go. But we wouldn't have that. So I was just. Well, a big old bitch. I mean, that's just what it is.
00:05:58
Speaker
I this is such a departure, but it reminded me of and you'll appreciate this just because of the specific situation that this is. I when I'm thinking about being a bitch, being very bitchy to my like a parent when I was younger, when I couldn't get.
00:06:23
Speaker
fame monster tickets. It was the monster ball, actually, monster ball tickets. I was such a little bitch. And I remember being at Walmart. I'm so sorry, Mom. I'm sitting in the produce aisle and I have headphones in. And again, this is probably, you know, this is iPod.
00:06:45
Speaker
you know an ipod whatever nano i think and uh and i'm just playing lady gaga music and just like being a little punk in the produce aisle because my mom was like i can't get us lady gaga tickets right now whatever is there anything else you want and i was such a little bitch i'm so sorry mom that is
00:07:09
Speaker
Uh, so terrible. And listen, she ends up not only getting the tickets, but then we show up to it at the TD Garden in Boston in a limo. She gets a limo for us to go into. And I just look back and I was like, I was such a princess.
00:07:29
Speaker
And she fully follows through, but I will never forget being such a punk at Walmart in the grocery aisle over it and like blasting her music on my headphones. She took it. Wait, was she like, was this like a surprise to you or did she fake not being able to get the ticket?
00:07:49
Speaker
No, I think I knew. Well, I think at some point later on, she was just like, OK, I was able to figure out getting tickets, right? Because she's a good mom. And I did not know I don't think about the whole limo situation until like the maybe the day of or whatever. And then it was funny because I think I might have dressed up. And so I was sticking my head out of the limo so that people would think I have Lady Gaga.
00:08:16
Speaker
Because of course, they would be like, why wouldn't Lady Gaga be going to her own concert in a limo and just sticking her head out the window? With a party city wig and just my hand out the just enough where the crack of the window is down to see my big sunglasses and I wave. Like, yeah, we're here.
00:08:35
Speaker
You're everything to me. I am too much. And that's the extrovertedness for sure. You're not too much. You're just right. I'm checking on our Mediterranean food that's arriving shortly. It's driving down the road now. Okay, perfect. And while we wait for our delicious food to get here, I think it's the perfect time for me to apologize to all of our
00:08:56
Speaker
audiences for my, you know, horrifying comments on last week's episode about astrology and people who follow it. And I would just like to take this moment to say I'm so sorry. Firstly, for caving so quickly after sharing my opinion. But second of all,
00:09:19
Speaker
I do feel bad because if it's something you like, it's something you like. I just think that the world is more fun when I'm a little bitch about crystals. Sorry. I just think it's funny.
00:09:32
Speaker
That is being kind and sweet, and as someone who loves crystals, it's okay. I think you should apologize for you showing up to parties, telling people your wrong sign for them to tell you, oh my God, that's so you. That is diabolical, that is nonsensical, and that is mean.
00:09:56
Speaker
And that goes right back to when we go to our little, what's the constellation
Astrology and Deception
00:10:02
Speaker
app? Co-star. Co-star. When we go back to Co-star and it says, oh, our fundamental rights are different. This is the kind of shit that we're talking about. I'm okay with people jerking off dolphins for science, but you got to show up to a place and say, in completely fake an identity,
00:10:22
Speaker
And then when people are like, oh, yeah, that's you, you're like, huh, jokes on you, bitch. I'm not even what I'm saying. I am. But here's the actual. Oh, shit, the money. We secured the money. It's a fair criticism, but I also would like to say that my diabolical plan is actually victimless because I don't let them know that they got it wrong.
00:10:49
Speaker
I just know on my head, they were not able to prove my theory wrong. I don't know that in some categories that might be even worse. Okay, if I am a sociopath, please write in the comments if this is crazy. Please. I was just thinking that right in the comments.
00:11:06
Speaker
I just, I don't know. I think it's fun. Like I always used to, I don't know if you relate to this, but I feel like in LA when you go out anywhere and you talk to anybody who you don't know, it's like people only really care about what you do in the industry. And it's a little bothersome and annoying to me after a while. So after I got bored of this, like five years into living here, I just started faking what I do for work in order to see people's reactions. No.
00:11:31
Speaker
Yeah, so what do you do? And my thing is that I always say that I sell small porcelain figurines of elephants.
00:11:42
Speaker
And depending on the reaction from the person, I either, you know, say like, oh, I'm kidding or whatever, or this is what really happens. I'll say that. Then there'll be like their reaction. I'm waiting for their reaction after I say that. And if the person's like, what is that like and are genuinely interested? I go, oh, I'm just you know, I'm actually a writer. Like, I'm kidding. Whatever. I just do that sometimes because everyone's a writer because you're insane or
00:12:10
Speaker
If their response is they don't want to talk about it, have no follow up questions and just don't care. That to me is like indicative of the fact that they like. Just don't want to get to know anybody unless they're like a business connection in the city. So that's like good riddance. I don't need to talk to you anyway. I am.
00:12:32
Speaker
Shocked. I really am like blown away right now that you're out here doing this. I don't go out anymore, but when I used to. Okay, and you know what? Here's the thing.
Movies and Sports Debate
00:12:51
Speaker
There could be 100 people in a room.
00:12:56
Speaker
But there's that one person that you told that you're a porcelain elephant figurine seller who could have lined you up with something or been some sort of actual like good connection. To what? I'm the star. The star was born that night. Yes, in a porcelain figurine shop.
00:13:22
Speaker
No, I mean, like if they if like they're like I'm not there to make connections like business wise, I'm there to make connections like people wise. So often I remove that veneer of like having any connection to the industry to see if people genuinely want to talk to me or they're really there just to make connections in the industry. Because like. I like what I do and I like what I do for work. But the kind of like. Impersonal part of it.
00:13:53
Speaker
I'm trying not to have it be a big part of my life. So I used to do that. I used to do that because it was fun for me.
00:14:04
Speaker
It's kind of fun when someone ignores you after that because it's like, well, they ignore me. And I wonder from their side how they're thinking about this. They're like, this bitch sells porcelain? Elephants? And they're just like, she has nothing to do with my job. I'm not going to talk to her anymore. And I'm like, all right. I find that to be hilarious. Like, I wonder if they ever think about that again or if like that becomes a story later to somebody like, I'm not this weird girl. I didn't talk to her, but she does this. Like, there's something to it.
00:14:33
Speaker
Dasha, you are so interesting. You come up with such interesting little things to do, a lot of which are kind of socially intriguing. See, technically all the words you're saying are complementary, but together in a sentence and the tone of your voice is making me feel like maybe I'm insane.
00:15:01
Speaker
No, well, I just am like thinking back now and I'm like, this is exactly why I wanted us to do this podcast, because I love some of the stuff you say, most of the stuff you say. Some of the things that you've looked into or that you've come up with are really just astounding. I really thought that we were going to be able to out Shawn Mendes this whole time. However, instead,
00:15:30
Speaker
Uh, here we are talking about how you lie to people about your sign, your work background, um, that you like to just like fuck with strangers. Wow. I love this and I love this about you. This is special.
00:15:47
Speaker
It's my baggage. In the box, there is a bag. There is a bag. In the bag is the fact that I tell people my sign is not my sign to see what the reaction is. This reminds me, shout out to the person that I came across in my life that was a psychological liar or is that the word? Pathological liar? Pathological liar?
00:16:17
Speaker
Yeah, one of those. Definitely not psychological. Psychological liars, where they lie psychologically. Yeah, yeah. They're smarter. Anyway, it really is fascinating that people like choose to lie to see what reactions are. Pathological liars lie about everything. The small details, the big details, and they're not doing it for reaction as much as they're doing it for like attention or fear out of whatever. It's like it's a real sickness.
00:16:46
Speaker
i hope to god that's not what i'm doing i'm just doing little fibs little fibs for fun times i'm just doing bits with myself i'm just doing bits with myself the bits with myself that's the slogan i'm just doing bits with myself i'm just doing bits with myself i was gonna ask you this is the worst transition ever but i was gonna ask you well you said i don't think you've seen challenger so i don't think you but you say you've been coming up on your
00:17:13
Speaker
No, but I do have yes. So what I know, Zendaya and then two guys. They're like bisexual with each other, trisexual and that like provocateur of these young people. I don't know what they're doing really in the in the movie. Where are they set? Do you know what sport they're playing? Oh, oh, right. Sport. Tennis?
00:17:43
Speaker
correct. Okay, okay. Well, because I mean, you're putting those three, they're not doing football. So why not? You don't think that they could play professional football, American helmet wearing football together?
00:17:58
Speaker
Um, no, if anyone could it'd be it'd be zenny your girl's any yeah. Um But no and it doesn't really fit the storyline Of uh, you know tennis. Uh, yeah, I could see them being a little gay for each other Interesting you think tennis is the gayest sport It is not the gayest sport. What is the gayest sport?
00:18:21
Speaker
I'm so glad you asked. Let's think about it. What is the gayest sport? What's the gayest sport? In my feelings, I don't know because this is probably wrong. This is a hot take. I do feel like figure skating is inherently very gay.
00:18:40
Speaker
It is like ballet of the gay world of the gay world. And what is the ballet of ballet? It is like the ballet of like sport. I know some people say dance is like sport, but we're talking about. Yeah. You know, I would say I'm either between badminton or American football. Wow. Yeah, I think those it's between the two. They're neck and neck really for me. Yeah.
00:19:09
Speaker
Okay, I guess I would side a little more on Batman because I don't know about the American football. I know there's probably some places there that are gay. I feel like the concussions are too high. And that's pretty gay. I see. I don't know. I feel like even wrestling is gayer than American football. American football has a position called the wide receiver.
00:19:33
Speaker
And Batman has a piece of equipment called the shuttlecock. And in my mind, I cannot tell which one is. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. But whichever one it is, I want to be a part of it. But so the challengers, the challenger, the challengers, the channel, challengers, challengers. Yeah. Challengers. That's it. Yeah. And it was great. Well, what was what were they trying to accomplish in this movie? What was their goal?
00:20:02
Speaker
No, I really what is this? What is the conflict? Are they working? Are they doing a tennis match at the end? The conflict is like two guys basically fighting over a girl. Get the fuck out. I'm not getting the fuck out, but it's also about tennis.
00:20:20
Speaker
I love Zendaya. I just don't care for those types of movies. Call me Prude. Call me Prude. I just am like, you even telling me that like most of it is just kind of centered around this love sexual tension stuff. Yeah, for some reason, the sexual tension gets me.
00:20:42
Speaker
It's not even sexual tension as much as it's a tug and pull of who should you be with and what is your passion. And each character has a different passion and a different need. But they all orbit each other. So it's their relationships in this triangle to one another. And asking all these questions of these three people while centering it around tennis. Tennis is fun or whatever.
00:21:09
Speaker
because tennis is fun and it's gay and it's gay i think rhythmic gymnastics yeah i guess if you even categorize that in the same and i sure do they have ribbons they have like little they juggle they have a ball they do like gym it's like artsy fartsy ballet style stuff it's an olympic sport yeah true
00:21:31
Speaker
So I think that's the guess actually. And the straightest, the straightest sport ever, and I'm going on record and saying this, Westminster Dog Show. I, please back this up, please back this up.
00:21:49
Speaker
Well, considering it's not so much a sport at all, and it doesn't even have human people competing as much as dogs, I would probably have to tell you that I can't back up anything with facts, but it's just a feeling that I have. And my feeling is that the Westminster Dog Show is the straightest sport. Yeah.
00:22:09
Speaker
um okay well i think that is an awesome time to take a break
00:22:30
Speaker
I do want to say Dasha is looking stunning tonight.
Style and Dating Apps
00:22:34
Speaker
She is in an olive green with a gold necklace. She's wearing at least 40 inches right now. I want to make sure you told the audience because if they don't know about my 40 inch human unit I'm currently wearing. We were going to have problems. Yeah. And I love the lip piercing. Never take it out. I never will. And not the one on my face either.
00:22:59
Speaker
Exactly. Well, just poison Darian with gluten free cookie. Yeah.
00:23:10
Speaker
Yeah, I saw these cookies at the store and my roommate is gluten-free and I thought, you know what, maybe I'll get these cookies and he could have some of these cookies. And then it turns out that there's stuff in there he can't have. So your girl's been eating these raw dog in this fucking cookie dough, this gluten-free cookie dough cookie mix. And now I subjected Aya Darien to it.
00:23:38
Speaker
Um, I was gonna ask you like I feel like gay men talk a lot about
00:23:45
Speaker
the different apps that they use to meet up with other men and spectrum, people on the spectrum. You know what I mean? The gender spectrum. Got it. I'm like, OK, OK. I didn't know there was an app for like Asperger's or something. Yo, there probably is. I didn't know. That's why I was wondering. I'm like, I didn't know that was like a thing in the gay community. Well, I'm trying to figure out if there is like a
00:24:15
Speaker
grinder for girls, I guess, in or out of the gay community. There is, there is. It's called, like, Les, I think. Les. Something like that. It's like it's like a three letter thing. Yeah. There's like specifically for like queer women. And it's like it's a dating app type thing kind of similar to others. I'm not sure it's like it's definitely not like Grindr.
00:24:37
Speaker
It's probably more like hinge. I think people for, for like hooking up, I think they still just use like Tinder or, or if they're like looking for something kinky, maybe they're looking for, um, the hell is that one? Field, field. Okay. Yeah. Wow. Field. Yeah. I just heard about field. It's fun. What is it?
00:24:56
Speaker
It's exactly like every other dating app except for people that are on it are a little bit more open. Whether that means their relationships are open or they're more open to different types of people. It's a little bit more inclusive. It's not like Grindr because it's a lot more...
00:25:13
Speaker
Couples are on there like like cis gender couples are on there in open relationship or like ethically non-monogamous relationships There's people there for like kink reasons specifically. There's like different levels like there's hooking up dating. It's all there
00:25:28
Speaker
I want to hear about what you did this weekend. That's what I want to hear. Oh God. As soon as you even opened your mouth just now, I knew that's where you were going to go. Is that something you, is that off limits? Your amazing accomplishment of like running a fucking 5k you fucking beast. No. Okay. And don't you, I feel like I can't use the term beast. I am not a beast after a 5k. Some of us can't even do a 5k.
00:25:51
Speaker
And I understand that, believe me, I was just recently not a person who could. I think there were several elements that made me succeed in that way. One being flat kind of beach boardwalk type of terrain. Also looking back in the moment after, in the hours after completing it,
00:26:15
Speaker
I was seeing so many other people come through with their 10k badge, their half marathon badge, their marathon badge, which, mind you,
00:26:27
Speaker
The 5Kers, they were just basically a participation medal. And then they had colors for all the other people. So green was the 10Kers. And so they had green stripes on their metals, their ribbon, their this, their that. And they had blue and red. But I think I'm going to try to do more next time. I mean, it's good to have a goal and to keep getting better at something for sure. But I think you shouldn't
00:26:57
Speaker
discredit what you did because I think that is still an accomplishment. I mean, how do you get to a marathon is by doing five K's to 10 K's. Well, it was cute. It was a nice moment. I felt an accomplished. We stayed at a Motel six. Oh, fun. Joe and I. It was a Motel six. Find anything under the bed?
00:27:21
Speaker
Yo, I was not checking under the bed. I know Joe checked his sheets and was already a little quizzical. I just was like, you know what? It's like camping.
Fantasy Critique and Humor
00:27:30
Speaker
I recently watched The Little Mermaid, the live action. Biggest critique. I know we all got upset about the makeup on Melissa McCarthy.
00:27:42
Speaker
The fact that the fish and the creatures were like real looking, you know, adjacent, hated that. And I get it. It's like, okay, if that's live action, then this should be live action. Then fucking get a real fish in there. Get a real crab and cut to it. And if it doesn't move, well, live action.
00:28:10
Speaker
Okay, so your biggest critique in a movie where a young woman loses her voice in order to quote unquote find a man CGI'd realistic looking fish. Absolutely made me so uncomfortable. The flounder was creepy. I'm not gonna lie like
00:28:30
Speaker
He was so cute in the movie. Her little flounder. Very cute in the animated movie. And this one was scary. It was a scary fish. I feel like if you're gonna like then pick a fish that's cute, you know, then pick like, you know, gills. But it had to be a flounder. Why? Why does it have to be a flounder? Because that's his name. Well, you can't be an eel named Flounder.
00:28:55
Speaker
You can't because that's the whole play on it. Sebastian, I mean. Exactly. How come Flounder has to be a fucking fish name and then Sebastian gets his own name because he's a crab? Explain to me these logics of this world make no sense. That is what a Flounder looks like. Yeah. I just wish they had met us halfway. Like give me. You know, like maybe like a step above Finding Nemo type of animation cartoon. You know, I want some sort of.
00:29:26
Speaker
whimsy because you gave me like aquarium I was I was kind of upset there was no more there's like not much foot stuff excuse me you wanted foot stuff in this movie
00:29:44
Speaker
Kind of joking, but there was that famous scene where she like puts her foot up and she's like, I've got a foot. And I'm like, I was kind of like looking for that moment and it didn't happen in this life. You want some POV. This literal half fish, half whatever just got legs and she's not like freaking out looking at them like poking them, you know, like you just said half fish, half whatever. A mermaid. What is a mermaid? Like what? It's half fish and half what? It's not human. Oh.
00:30:11
Speaker
You're telling me a mermaid is half fish half human? Yes Leslie, that is the definition of a mermaid. How does that happen? How does that happen? Girl, it's not real! Who says it's not real? So what the hell is a centaur? Well that makes sense, have you seen Mr. Hands?
00:30:39
Speaker
Are you fucking kidding me? I am 100% serious. I don't get how efficient a human could have, you know, a centaur makes more sense to me. I'm not explaining myself. Oh my God. But if you are, okay, a centaur is a half human, half horse type thing. Yes. So how is it crazy that a mermaid, also a merman in the title,
00:31:09
Speaker
is half Murr and half man. Murr stands for fish. Yeah. Murr stands for fish. All right. Yeah, it stands for fish. It stands for like, you know. Wait, we should be like, she's serving Murr. She's serving Murr. I'm so Murray. I'm so Murr. OK.
00:31:39
Speaker
Um, I agree. Do you feel this way about any other fusions of things? I have a weird thing about fish in general. Like that's just the thing about me. Like, you know, I was a pescatarian for a long time and it's like, I do care about like the feelings of animals, but for some reason not fish, not so much. And I know that's messed up and not correct, but it's just, it is how I feel. Y'all please write in the comments cause I'm gagged. I'm gooped. I'm gagged.
00:32:07
Speaker
to know the origin because like and how are sirens different from mermaids well yes sirens i feel like are somewhat interchangeable to mermaids and i think sirens are also usually depicted as half human half fish because normally they're sexy and evil because normally they're sexy and evil
00:32:30
Speaker
Yeah, sirens, that's like their job. They're like, come over here. I'm exactly what you've depicted as your fantasy. And then they eat you. They eat you? Or suck your blood, whatever. I think they just like drag you to the bottom of the sea. And then what? That must be how they make mermaids. The sirens are stealing people and making. And then cutting them in half and then putting fish bottoms on them and sewing them up.
00:32:57
Speaker
Wow, that is potentially... It's like Frankenstein of the ocean. Yeah, yeah. I think it's time for us to take a
Games and Relationships
00:33:05
Speaker
break. And when we're back from that break, we're gonna do our favorite thing in the world, which is play our infamous game. Oh, we're gonna play a game. That everyone we fucking love. Are you ready to play a game? Are you ready? Are you ready to smile? Okay, we'll be back. Bye. Bye.
00:33:28
Speaker
Which one of us is Dom? Which one of us is Dahmer? You are definitely Dahmer. Just because you think that I kill and dismember and eat men at my house by the fudge factory does not make me Dahmer. No, I think it's because you peg strangers left and right in light of them. Okay, that's fair. That's fair. That's fair. Okay. This is our famous game. You love it. You can't wait for this.
00:33:56
Speaker
It is time for yes or no. That's good. I thought about that earlier today. I was like, I can't wait to do that. Me too. I'm very excited for it. Yes or no. Three sums.
00:34:16
Speaker
Wow. It does seem fun and interesting to be a part of. I guess now that I'm thinking about it, I have done it at one point or another in very mild situations. When we get the chance. Hi, Jordan. Hi, Jordan. What's up? Jordan, quick. Three sums. Yes or no?
00:34:43
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Jordan is in love with threesomes. He's really into it. He's really good at it. Oh, okay. He's an ally of threesomes. He's an ally of threesomes. He marches, he has the flags, the pins. He will gladly
00:35:04
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the fifth
00:35:21
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Yeah, okay, so we'll be We'll make sure that you guys all have his handle on the Instagrams He will watch he will potentially I was gonna say he he'd do a great job of filming the entire experience high-def audio That noise. Oh my god, I'm doing that again. We're cutting that that is so no we're keeping that and we're gonna up the volume cutting that
00:35:51
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That was extremely graphic. What do you think about Three Sams?
00:35:57
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Three Sams, they're fun. I feel like it always depends on the vibe of the people that are part of it and how people communicate with one another and make sure that everybody is on the same page. And if all of that is there, can't recommend it highly enough. Okay, I've got one for you. Okay.
00:36:26
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Name brand clothing.
Consumer Choices and Social Etiquette
00:36:30
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I think that there are some name brand clothing brands that are worth it and paying more for a quality piece of item like for clothes that cost more and is in fast fashion is good because they last longer and it's just environmentally better and the quality is better. I think buying something just because of the name brand of it
00:36:54
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like is silly to me. And I, it always makes me think of like when we were like in high school or middle school and everybody wore like Abercrombie or whatever and with that fucking moose bullshit, like we looked stupid. It was dumb. Like having logos all over you is like, you're just like a walking advertisement for capitalism. And it's like, I think like buying something just because of the name brand is a waste of money, but investing in like good quality clothing makes sense.
00:37:22
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The financial situation definitely plays a massive role in whether or not you're a name brand kind of person. I grew up not having like the type of money where we're buying name brand stuff so it was like oh cool when I'd see other people have it and maybe I could get something similar. I feel like I've gotten into it a little more now.
00:37:46
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Um, just because of like where my personality has gone and like the work that I do and just random things like that. Okay. Yes or no. Leaving a party without saying goodbye. Ooh. I don't mind doing that. I think my rule of thumb, if I'm not having outside influences,
00:38:09
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is that I'll say goodbye to the main people who are running the function and maybe the main people that like are the closest to me. How about you? Yeah, I used to be the kind of person that would say bye to everybody because I'm like a dog and if I don't see people, I'm like, everyone's dead. So I'm like object permanent. So I'm like, goodbye, goodbye, goodbye. But I think as I've gotten older, I'm like, I just don't have the
00:38:38
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If I want to go home, I can't do an hour of goodbyes. It's just annoying for everybody. And half the people are gonna be like, stay, don't leave. So I'm like, I'll say goodbye to the main people, maybe one or two friends so they could spread the word if people ask where I am, if people are worried for some reason. But otherwise, I'm out of there. I will sometimes like plan to say goodbye five minutes before I'm actually trying to leave so that in the event that I get stuck for five minutes saying goodbyes,
00:39:08
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That's good planning. I don't have that kind of skill. This one I actually was curious about earlier when I wrote it down. Enjoying a beach day. I have a follow-up. I guess, what is the question?
00:39:26
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You're if I was to say we're going on a beach day, you and me. Are you like, yes. Got it. You're like, no. So just beach day. Beach day, but a good beach day. Is that is that something that is making you happy? Yes. What would you be into? Yes, I'm into a beach day. I my only caveat is that I like very specific weather for a beach day. Mm hmm.
00:39:56
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And I like going early. Yeah, those are my only two caveats. I love a good beach day, but I'm not getting there when the sun is at its hottest. What about you? Beach day? Yeah, beach day. I feel like same, like to get there a little early. And yeah, I mean, other than it being like super windy, I'm down for whatever kind of weather. OK. Chapel Rhone.
00:40:19
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interesting um yes uh new to me i think i'm like late to the bandwagon i guess uh but i had multiple people show me her shannon money will attest to the fact that she had shown me her and i kind of i guess forgot
00:40:37
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So then I went and showed her, I believe, and then she was like, yeah, girl, I showed you this money's always like has introduced me to the best music. She was the one that broke Billie Eilish to me when she still only had belly ache was what was out. Yes, girl. And we were like, who is this? She's amazing. And money was like, yeah, she's like like going to pop off. She's incredible. And I was like, what a cool and now look at look at where we are.
00:41:06
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Her and I did a little video and I was in drag and we did to belly ache. And yeah, I remember how like obsessed we were with Billy at the time. How do you feel about her? Chapel, Chapel,
Music Appreciation and Nature Adventures
00:41:20
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Chapel. Love, I love, I'm getting like the vibes I used to get with like early Gaga, honestly, like this like performance, like high concepts, like, you know, attitude.
00:41:35
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Like she said, um, did you see her tiny desk performance? Dude, in the middle of performance, like she like pulls up like a, it looks like a Nokia flip phone, opens it and is like texting while going, yeah, one second. Like told the audience to wait while she like fake sent a text and went, okay, the next song is this. I'm like, the balls on you to do that is incredible.
00:42:00
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That's funny. That's camp. It's camp as fuck. Camp. My last one was going to be mushrooms. We already got into it a little bit before we started speaking on the- Portobello, shiitake, yoki. I did try to grow mushrooms once. I think they were a variation of portobello and I failed, but I was trying to do it with the 10-gallon bucket method.
00:42:29
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You and I should go up to Seattle and we should go mushroom hunting. Girl, I would love that. But before we do that, we have to talk to my dad because he's an expert forager.
00:42:43
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And he used to take me when I was younger all the time. So I know a couple of things, but like I forgotten a ton. So if anything, we would either have to invite him to come with or he would have to coach us. That's like a Russian pastime. Like that's a big, I think that like people do is they go like mushroom hunting in the forest and stuff.
00:43:01
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That's so Russian. My dad loves doing it. He keeps trying to get people to tell him the spots because there's places in Pennsylvania where it's very lush and a lot of Russian people say it's great, but no one's giving up their spots. He keeps trying to ask people if it's friends who have done it to tell him a spot and no one's giving it up. Wow. I know. That's serious.
00:43:27
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Dude, it's like a, it's a real thing. It's a passion. Yeah. Mushrooms sometimes they can be so similar yet so unique that God, I would probably kill myself by accident getting the wrong mushroom. Well, the easy way to know is thin stemmed mushrooms are almost always poisonous.
00:43:49
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Red caps with like white spots, not a joke, like really are poisonous. If it's a thick stem mushroom, and if I'm not mistaken, please do not hold me to this, God forbid, but I have to look into it. But I'm pretty sure my dad told me that like the gills of the mushroom, if they're really like far apart,
00:44:10
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and kind of almost look like an air filter kind of. That's poisonous. White mushrooms are bad like thin stemmed white dome shaped mushrooms. Those are poisonous. Also you could tell if there's like animal bites on it more than likely it's okay to eat it.
00:44:31
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because animals won't eat something poisonous. There's some other stuff and there's like specific trees where underneath specific types of mushroom grow. So like under oaks and under birch trees there's very specific ones that usually are safe to eat. Using slang that's like of a younger generation
00:44:54
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Um, yeah, I guess, yes, I'm fine with that.
Language and Conclusion
00:44:59
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I think it's just up to the discretion of that person. I don't really know a lot, but when I do find out a new term, I will, but normally it's so hard to naturally put it in a word that you've like learned in your adulthood. You're such a Rizzler. I love it.
00:45:17
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Rizz. That's when I forget what that even stands for. Charisma. Charisma. Yeah. Uniqueness. The Rizz. They got the Rizz. I know. I just, uh, same. I'm like, I usually do a hard pass, but if I'm joking, I maybe will use it once in a while. Cause I think it's hilarious if I'm like, are you sticking out your Nia for the Rizzler? Like I will say that and it's stupid, but it's enjoyable to say that. The Rizzler. Yeah. I'm trying to think of other terms right now that
00:45:46
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They're saying hoopla, that's come back around. Wow, really? Yeah, they go, oh, we're going to dance with all this hoopla around us. Billie Eilish loves the hoopla. I can't hear that word without thinking SpongeBob. Oh, absolutely. And that's why we're millennials.
00:46:04
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We're millennials. We're millennials. Those freaking TikToks. Absolutely. They've been doing it with every type of person imaginable. They're like, we're God-fearing Christians. I know. Lightning. I also love the ones where it's like POV, they're a blink-a-blank and the person's turning like, who is it? I saw one that was like, oh, he's a Christian guy. It was different things about this Christian boy that was making these girls turn. Aye, aye, aye.
00:46:33
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Mine would be like older with long hair and like kind of an attitude problem. Oh, where? And that, ladies and gentlemen, concludes the most famous, iconic and requested game of all online culture. Yes or no. We did it. We really did it. Price is Right taught us well.
00:46:57
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It did. Look behind all these different doors. You'll find the several layers of Dasha's personality. And on that incredible note, we bid you adieu. We're about to dive into this medifood. Thank you all for listening. I want to put this mic in my mouth.