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Episode 009: Olympics, Coyotes, Chain Restaurants
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Your fave little rascals are truly having a BRAT summer and talking about everything that happened over the last month. This includes, but is not limited to: the emotional rollercoaster of the Olympics games, childhood trauma over babies being snatched by coyotes and America’s greatest past time — chain restaurants. Hosts Anya B Hynz and Dasha have none of the facts for all of the stuff.
Dom and Dommer is about two friends who talk about everything under the sun and over the moon. We're not only global, we're interstellar. We're also local. Right at your backdoor. We talk about the dumb and the profound. The high and low. So strap in and strap on.
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Transcript
Introduction & Podcast Name Origin
00:00:12
Speaker
It's business. Yeah, I feel like a frat boy right now. I love it. I love this energy you're giving. Hey, helloluluoo we were silent because we didn't say a single word before this sound. Hi, everybody. Hello. Hello. oh Welcome to another episode of Dom and Dommer. Every time people announce this, like if I go to a show and they try to give my bio and they do list this, people like the name. They really enjoy it. Okay.
Summer Stories & Brat Life
00:00:51
Speaker
I'm so glad you bring this up because I sit in my car so many times and I'm thinking to myself like,
00:00:57
Speaker
was like that the name we should go with. But I remember us being so gutturally like responsive to it when we were standing outside waiting for that concert. And we were like, yes, Dom and Dommer, that's perfect. and then we And then I remember being like, I have to check to see if no one has done this before because it's so good. This is the best thing we've ever thought of. Thousands of people must have thought this amazing thought.
00:01:24
Speaker
So freaking funny. Yeah, we were on one. I remember laughing so hard and going, this is it. This is the one. Yeah. Were we drinking? No, we were smoking a lot. Oh, OK. Maybe I drink something inside. Maybe I got a drink. Yeah, I would have imagined. But how is your summer been? Oh, my God. Summer's been a what? A hot one over here. Yeah. A lot of things like car breaking down, like My work week getting shorter for four days, they didn't have enough work or whatever at my office. so It's been a struggle of a summer, but I'm feeling the end of it. I'm feeling like we're coming out of it, hopefully. yeah Fingers crossed. Have you been having a brat summer? It doesn't sound like it.
00:02:13
Speaker
I'm having a brat life, baby. Brat life. I'm a brat 24-7, five days a week, extra on the weekends. 24-7, but five days a week. like An extra on the weekends. Okay, an extra on the weekends. Thank you, extra brat. What about you? Are you having a brat for me?
00:02:31
Speaker
um off and on really know Yeah, there's moments of having a depressed summer. um And then there's the moments of having a brat summer. It's really just me like leaving the gym with my like certain sunglasses that you know make me feel brat.
00:02:49
Speaker
Hell yeah. And then I was wearing like a Nike tank top and I realized it was like a green, like a shade of green. That's not the green. That is the green. Yeah. But you know, everyone's kind of pulled any kind of green from that area. Aspirat summer. Absolutely. So.
Music Obsessions & Performances
00:03:05
Speaker
um Also too, I wasn't into that Apple song and then I guess just kept hearing it so many times that finally I was like, oh, I love it. And I was playing it on repeat. Do you do that? Do you play songs on repeat? 100% play songs on repeat. In fact, like to a point where the last five songs on my playlist I check and it's like I play them only them over and over again and I'll just keep doing it and doing it. And people could hear it because my car is very loud. Yeah. And I know they hear I'm hearing the same song the whole time. Oh, yeah. And I enjoy it. OK.
00:03:39
Speaker
I lean in. Oh, for sure. On a Saturday morning when I'm like gallivanting out, getting my like Starbucks iced coffee, I'm like going to the climbing gym. um I'm blasting those songs and I am doing it on repeat. I don't care if we've stopped at the same red light together the whole way through WeHo. But I do like I you know, my last ah obsession song was Angel of my Dreams.
00:04:09
Speaker
I cannot stop playing it. And I just like every turn, like I do the song, I sing, I do the hand movements. I'm like fully giving a performance inside my car. Whoever's in front of me looking in their window, like mirror or whatever, they fully see me like giving a performance. Oh my God. Angel of my dreams is so damn good. It's incredible. I literally jade Mm hmm. You did it. you You did that. Girl, you did it. Yeah. That takes me on a journey. Because I listened to the other one, the other girlies from the group. They're singles and they're great. Like, but this one is a standout. I mean, this one is like hyper pop. So good. I was like the switch, the the beginning being like melodic and kind of early 2000s into this like EDM, like, oh, yeah, back door black room like moment into like kind of like um
00:05:04
Speaker
almost like a ah a rap track back into melodic.
Social Life & Being Single
00:05:08
Speaker
and yeah Yes, it has the highs. It has the lows. Yeah, I felt like I was back in like 2010 purity ring or something. I it was and incredible. And i I was I was like caught onto it because of Race Chaser yeah and Willem and Alaska singing it for like three podcasts straight. I was like, I got to listen to the song. And I was obsessed. Oh, my God. So freaking good.
00:05:34
Speaker
We'll say this and I take no offense, but I did show it to you before it was on Ray Shaster. Oh, sorry. At the last podcast. i I listened to it and you thought it was good. Oh, you showed it to me in the last podcast. Yeah. Right before I showed it to you. Cause I was listening to it on repeat in the car and then you were like, Oh, this is good. And you're like, whoa. Cause the change came and another change came.
00:05:54
Speaker
Bitch, i yeah I needed to check the receipts and you showed me the receipts because I i definitely was like shocked by this whatever song that but Alaska and Willem kept singing and you showed it to me before then.
00:06:09
Speaker
No, of course, because, you know, when I do it, no one cares. But it only when Willam and Alaska talk about it, all of a sudden everyone likes it again. Listen, bitch, I went to Fred again with you and I've looked back. I was actually telling a story. I don't know who to about um ah a backyard event, something that you you were involved in, I believe.
00:06:37
Speaker
um i doard event i and it's very you um um've known for my backyard events that i'm involved in oh yeah oh I think were people judging there was like a couple like a handful of judges it was my friend's birthday and there was a drag show ah but it wasn't just drag I It was like, ah it was oh no, it was not just a drag show, but it was like a like an X Factor where they're doing like a yeah talent show to yeah situation. yeah It was for my friend's birthday. OK, through through talent show in the back. girl But that's the thing. um You are friends with people who do events.
00:07:20
Speaker
Like, I have all there have now been several occasions where I go to a birthday party with you and your friends, they're not dicking around. They're not like, oh, you know, here's some Cheez-Its and we've got my Apple music playing and the Trulies are in the the cooler.
00:07:40
Speaker
It is like welcome. This is the theme. This is what's going on. There's going to be different segments, experiences. um If you're into fire blowing over there to the left. Yeah, we have people just doing like trapeze acts. I mean, this is why like I'm always like Dasha always knows the cool people. You always are like involved in like different groups that I am not involved in.
00:08:08
Speaker
And like, bitch, anytime you think that, oh, maybe I'm not cool or maybe the do people listen to the music I listen to, girl, they are.
00:08:19
Speaker
I just realized, that's very nice of you to say. I really appreciate it. That's very nice. Well, i I needed to say at least something for forgetting that you showed me Angel of My Dreams. I only say it's because like I'm so online because I'm so single. I don't have, like I'm just online and I'm doing a bunch of stuff because I I'm, again, single.
Creative Projects & DIY Skills
00:08:40
Speaker
Hi, everybody. I'm single. And I'm like free to go do whatever I want whenever I want. So I end up like discovering things or making friends with people. and I also just don't like doing a lot of nighttime activities. You know, I'll never forget like being in a backstage of a drag show and people are like.
00:09:02
Speaker
Is Anya okay? And I'm just like there like almost falling asleep because I've had like a full day at work or something. I spent my Friday night putting together Baba Yaga House. That's what I did. Glueing up in fumes. That's what I was doing. So I didn't go out and do any kind of partying either. Yeah. Well, you're building your contractor right now. I am a contractor. Yes. The city is giving me permits.
00:09:27
Speaker
Dasha is building a full um house, and a and a as the l LA people call it, an AOD, AUD. IUD? Like an in-law apartment that everyone's getting. Like an attached whatever the fuck it's called. Yeah, I don't i see. the proper Property ownership is so far away in the future for me that I'm not really concerning myself with these terms yet. But yeah, you're you're building a house for for the bike.
00:09:53
Speaker
Yeah, um basically I have a little basket where on my bike that I wanted to make into something this year. So I'm making it to a little Baba Yaga house. And what are you filling it with? There's not, I could put water, jackets, whatever. It's it's just like a chunk, like a little, but it fully opens. So it's going to be like a house on the outside with maybe some lights or something. I just picture you like and strolling through the the desert and you're just da da da da da da.
00:10:22
Speaker
and you're going into your little baba yaga house and you're dipping your hand in and like pulling your ah ah freeze dried turkey ground turkey and you're just popping it in your mouth like popcorn bits and you're like okay I'm I'm rehydrating the turkey I'm not eating it like you don't have to and you don't have to but it doesn't taste good probably tastes like like turkey cereal I think it does taste like turkey cereal. I'm going to have you try some. I'm excited. I'm going to have you try some. Girl, I love trying things. You literally showed me the nectarines and I lit up like a kid in the holidays. You were like, borrow the dehydrator. Do it. Like once I'm going to be done after this week, I'll just bring it over and you could do whatever you want. I'm going to be throwing everything in that dehydrator. It's awesome. It makes everything last forever.
00:11:12
Speaker
I love that that. People are going to be like, are you preparing for like an apocalypse? But you know what? You never know. And if I can dehydrate dehydrated, I will. I'll start like a little TikTok series. Can can we dehydrate this? I live my life dehydrated. So.
00:11:29
Speaker
I was talking to Rob yesterday. He was like telling me the exact same thing. He was like, these are amazing life skills to have. like If there's like the end of times, you'll be able to like preserve. And I went, end of times? There's not going to be electricity, end of times. like This thing's not going to work, end of times. But then he was like, well, you'll know how to dry it with the sun. And I went, what? I was I barely know how to brush my teeth correctly, let alone preserve food in an apocalyptic event.
00:12:00
Speaker
Girl. You know, I'm impressed by people that are like have like homesteads, you know, the kind of people that grow their own food and preserve their own food and have like stockpiles in their basements. Do I agree with their lifestyle choices in terms of like faith, religion and amount of children? No, it's not my bag of tea. But am I like super impressed that they're able to like grow their own food and then have jars and jars of like sauce that they could open whenever? Yeah, that's pretty amazing.
00:12:27
Speaker
I'm obsessed with that. I used to pickle yeah quite often and make my sourdough and all of that. I mean, during quarantine, I feel like a lot of us got very homesteady.
00:12:39
Speaker
Homesteady? It's like rock steady. It's like Gwen Stefani in No Doubt. And she's like, I'm homesteady. I got to make that. That's got to be a medium. yeah I'm doing it. I'm speaking it now. You got to dress up like her, exactly like her.
00:12:52
Speaker
probably from I was just going to photoshop her with like a handmade tail habit and like a a mason jar perfect of onions.
00:13:03
Speaker
Amazing jar of onions. yeah I just don't know how to do clothes at all and I don't know how to do don't say the mechanics. like I don't know how to make clothing and I don't know how to fix like bikes, electronics, any kind of anything with a current. like I'm very intimidated by electric stuff like or motors or cars. okay That's a big problem. I have a friend, Jess, who's like so good at making outfits.
00:13:31
Speaker
like
00:13:34
Speaker
I wanted these pants that were in a Nicki Minaj music video from years ago and she, and I couldn't find them anywhere because I think they were custom made by Alexandra Wang and nowhere online were these pants. I told her about them and she made me two pairs of them.
00:13:52
Speaker
Wow. It was great. I was like just off of like what they looked like. Yeah. These black pants and there's like zippers in the front that are like are by the knee. I mean, they're incredible pants. I was like so impressed. But I can't do that kind of stuff. Like, I don't know how to sew in
Olympics & Social Media Reactions
00:14:07
Speaker
zippers or anything. I can make a candle, though. You could definitely make a candle. I do want to ask because this was like making me think of the. um Oh, God, how?
00:14:21
Speaker
and I'm just trying to reference the like. but over to two And then they pull out the opening ceremonies. so Time period. Oh, where it was like Victorian, but then also Metallica. Yes, it was sick. It was sick. I loved Gaga's opening number. I loved all of it. I love the weird like.
00:14:46
Speaker
ah Last supper with drag queens like love that. I thought it was such an interesting not the last supper. ah Oh my God. Oh my God. Was it not the last supper? Y'all get into this right now. Was it not the last supper?
00:15:03
Speaker
dosh I was not. So all the hubble hubble below of of this Last Supper, that was not the Last Supper, although, yes, it looks very similar to the Last Supper, but everyone has gotten very upset with drag queens. What?
00:15:23
Speaker
ah re recreating this Last Supper piece. Right. And they're just like pissed off about all this other stuff. But it's being so fueled by the idea that this is the Last Supper when it's not. It's like the it's like something like the supper of Dionysus or or whatever that is like way before that Last Supper was painted or whatever that we were getting upset. Who was getting upset? you know, just like right wing conservative people of like, you know, I would assume all different countries and people who have been like watching. Oh, I thought. OK, well, because they think it's like being a religious reaction. But I just thought it was so funny because I would have probably thought it was the last supper and I didn't know there was any blowback from it. I was just like, whoa. Yeah, I just thought in my head, this is genuine. I'm like,
00:16:18
Speaker
Oh, they're French. They don't give a shit. They fuck each other all the time on everywhere. They're like, they don't care about any of this. Yeah, but you didn't see anything on Twitter or I mean, X. Not on Twitter. Oh, shit. Okay. At the moment that Mr. Satellite crazy fathered 1,000 children, son of a mine owner took that over. I went, bye. Let's see. Yeah. I went, bye. Yeah.
00:16:46
Speaker
Which sucks because I miss out on like people talking about current stuff right away. another Yeah, I guess that's really the way I knew that it was something else because yeah like people were just going off about what it was representing and then also um the fact that it wasn't actually true, like wasn't referencing what people were thinking it was referencing. It's like something like that. It's like, you know, referencing. OK, we're going to take a break and then we're going to look up the exact thing that is referencing.
00:17:25
Speaker
And I'm going to go take that art class from freshman year one more time. And we are, uh, and then we're going to get into some of the sports as well. Cause I have questions about sports. Okay. so Okay. okay okay great God bless. Yeah.
00:17:55
Speaker
okay we're back we are definitely back with information with it with information we look some stuff up we have a Dionysus report yeah absolutely whatever the open whatever the what's the um the Olympic song do you know but i don't know but That was close. I don't know, whatever. Anyway, so yes, the report is in. It's from Greek mythology. That's about what I got from. Yeah. And every photo, I'm like, that looks like the Last Supper, but OK, fine. It's not the Last Supper. And then also that looks like Jesus, but apparently it's not Jesus, apparently it's Dionysus. Who that is, I don't care. You thought you said it was a god? Yes, I think Dionysus Dionysus is a god.
00:18:43
Speaker
of like good times and fucking party. Good times. Sport and in Merryman. Fucking hell, yeah, go Olympics, baby. Yeah, but this blue guy. I want to know his story. Oh, he is definitely a God. and He's the one that um he's like the wine God, the wife partying and fucking wine. He's a chiller guy. OK, so yeah. And you know what? People are going to be mad, but whatever. This is twenty twenty four. The Olympics were in Paris. OK, we're there's nothing godless country. Godless country filled with Jesus. Gays, heathens. Fashionistas. I have been noticing that you've been posting on your stories so some-related Olympic content, but I have a feeling that we are watching different sports. Okay, here's my follow-up. How do you know we're watching different sports? Is that that we're in fact just watching different sports?
00:19:42
Speaker
Yeah, because whatever you're posting about or sports, I don't think I've been watching. Oh, so women's sports. Got it. No, it's OK. No, and I am going to. No, no, no, no, not even a little bit, not even a little. No, no. Yeah. um But yeah, so what have you been watching? I've been watching like a lot of football, like American, ah American playing football. U.S. women's national team football.
00:20:08
Speaker
Women's football. Soccer, soccer, soccer. Okay, okay, okay. But it's football. I mean, it's football. Yes, yeah. When
Love for Soccer & Water Sports
00:20:16
Speaker
you said American, that's what threw me off. Oh, Americans playing. Playing. In the Olympic. Football. Women. Okay. And. I made that unnecessarily confusing for everyone listening. No. Which is a specialty of mine.
00:20:30
Speaker
I love it. I've been watching soccer, women's and men's, but particularly I've loved the U.S. women's national team since ah like forever, since 2011 when me and my dad watched it together for the first time. And I watch the men's side because every Spanish player should have me. Just yeah, just split me open, please. Yeah, they're model looking people. It's like, oh, yeah.
00:20:58
Speaker
Because they do. They end up doing like underwear ads. sure I'm like, I want to be that underwear.
00:21:05
Speaker
Yeah. Wait, you weren't watching them at all? What were you watching? Not soccer. I wound up watching a lot of, ah to harken back to like two episodes ago, water sports. Okay, okay, okay, okay. You like the diving and the speedos.
00:21:22
Speaker
ah Love the speedo diving. Love ah yesterday. I was watching the um the like synchronized female swimmers. Yeah. Yeah. Is that what it's when they're like? Dancing under the water and everything with their feet. Yes. Yeah. Crazy. Yeah.
00:21:39
Speaker
I was like shocked and then um they were doing something. It got spicy and it was good. I don't know who did the lineup, but I've been coordinating to his best. Yeah, because, you know, you start off with some of the countries did like.
00:21:54
Speaker
what seemed like, okay, decent. I don't really know what's good or bad, but this seems decent. And then some countries came out and they were pulling out harder tricks, faster tricks. The mix tape that they were going off of was like,
00:22:12
Speaker
that crate much crazier when they're doing the like upside down leg kicks and then they do these like foot hugs where one like kind of dips their foot a little for feet a little forward and the other one kind of like takes their feet and like hugs the other feet. wild Wild. The US team did the Michael Jackson one, right the smooth criminal performance. oh I don't know if I caught that.
00:22:37
Speaker
yeah they they did a smooth criminal where they did like under what they were their bodies are underwater their feet up in there and they're doing the moonwalk wow it was i mean a choice musically i yeah i would have also cracked up a little bit i was like all right we could have chosen out of the great american songbook thousands of options and we went with Smooth criminal solid fine. You do have Beyonce's blessing. So why not use one of hers, but fine, whatever whatever um Wow, just putting it out there single ladies. Come on. That's like Katy Perry being like you can use women's world and they're like no we're good oh we got
00:23:15
Speaker
Anyway, I just swo yeah, so I watched some of it. Yeah, I was watching one and it was like um a Chinese i i from what I saw was like, oh, it's a Chinese diver um doing it. No, it was two. They were so in sync that from the side, it looked like one person like they were so completely in sync that the camera angle made it look like one person was diving. I was like,
00:23:38
Speaker
I I can't believe there's two people and obviously when they change like from the front view you're like oh that's two people but from the side they were so insane so dope yeah and I think they won gold yeah I mean i mean yeah yeah you should and I um I do like the synchronized one the synchronized diving better than the yeah the just singular diving should you watch volleyball no I don't care for volleyball or beach volleyball worse. I could care less about reach volleyball. I would think you would like it because it the people are real hot. real It's like tough because because they're hot. i I would immediately like it. I like the water sports from what you said. I'm watching the women.
00:24:22
Speaker
because of the bathing suits. I know you. who when I want to see that body. Actually, no, I'm watching the women's one because they have like these like drag leotards on that are like sequin the house down boots. So I'm um like judging that more than anything. What about gymnastics, artistic, rhythmic gymnastics?
00:24:41
Speaker
No, I don't care for the artistic rhythm. Whatever. Period. I don't care about artistic rhythm. Period. I like rhythmic, dramatic because it's just like about people that do ballet. It's like, oh, these are just ballerinas and they're making them do tricks and catch balls and fucking throw sticks up in the air and like juggle. And I'm like, this is just like a circus performance on speed like and these people are like so serious about it. Yeah.
00:25:09
Speaker
And they're like, I mean, of course, it's a life school. It's a sport. It's like their life. But I'm like. You know, they're just like wiggling this little ribbon and it's making it look like they have like fire coming out of their butt. I mean, it's very it's cool. I like it. I'm into it. Did you watch any of the the break dancing? I feel really bad for this Australian person. I do feel bad for it because it's like the whole world is like. Doing, you know, memes and stuff.
00:25:38
Speaker
At the same time, like it's just I get it. You're the best the country has in the sport. It's the first time they've put this on ever. I understand. But like, use it. Like, don't be upset about it. Like, use this. This is a career. You just got yourself a career. Yeah. You have a bar mitzvah, bar mitzvah circus circuit that you could tomorrow be invited to be part of. Mm hmm. I love it. A bar mitzvah circuit party.
00:26:06
Speaker
Yeah, I was said, did you watch it? No, just the clips that people are are sharing and posting. um Also, kayaking while the like rapids kayaking. Crazy, shit crazy. Love it. um Like it's like luge. It's like ice luge, but on water. And it's like we make this so you get hit and spun around. I like genuinely love it.
00:26:32
Speaker
I feel so proud of the United States. It is disgusting. I'm sitting there like going like genuinely like all these stories about these athletes and their parents and like the work they put into it and like how they're representing a country and how they're like so proud and whatever. I am sitting there sobbing my little eyes out every single time. I'm i'm so patriotic for no reason for two weeks every four years.
00:27:00
Speaker
Yeah, i well, I was just going to say you've been patriotic on this podcast before, yeah um especially during the Fourth of July. And I was just thinking in my head as you were saying that, like, there's Dasha's patriotism again. It is crazy seeing all the the boats coming in and like smaller boats for like countries with like three people and then like massive catamarans for The US brought half of Manhattan. Like they literally had like what 400 people on this fucking thing. and there's And it's like LeBron holding the American flag. It looked like that painting of like George Washington. I was like, I'm obsessed with it. And I felt such a feeling. Like I felt such a like, look at how, and I say this a lot, but it's like, when you see other countries, it's like very homogenous almost. It's like, okay, well these are like Italian people. it's like
00:27:51
Speaker
most of the people are like Italian like and have a certain look. It's like the United States, everybody looks different every because everybody's from a different country. It's like all of our ancestors like immigrated to the United States. So it's like everybody looks so different. and It's almost like the entire world is represented on that boat. So it's it's like a really beautiful. I love the Olympics. i I know there's like a lot of controversy in the committees and you know, there's a lot of committees, up you know,
00:28:19
Speaker
a lot of stuff, but it's like at the end of the day, I'm like watching someone like put their all into this sport and like represent a country and like. And they they don't even like have money unless they have sponsors. The fact that people are working that hard to like get
Impact of Women's Soccer & Hiking Dreams
00:28:39
Speaker
to the Olympics to be fit enough for, you know, and when the qualifications and whatnot. Insane.
00:28:46
Speaker
And that's why I love like the women's national team, because they've like, if you know the history of the US women's national team, like from 99 World Cup, it's like these people, like they basically like found a bunch of girls all over the country, like to be on this team. And they went on to dominate and like through sheer like, I believe I can do this. They like went on to win the World Cup in the United States, like, and created leagues and like gave opportunities for so many young women to like see professional athletes who are women like play on a high level and like started an entire league and like now there's people that are like in college get recruited and play for club sports like we have a giant stadium in Los Angeles and like we have a team like the Angel City team that's like so good and you could go and get a ticket and there's like little boys in the stands watching them play and in their mind like oh yeah women always always played like professional soccer
00:29:47
Speaker
There's never a day for them that they can't imagine female athletes that. It's awesome. yeah I just think you have you have such a like a good heart, Dash.
00:30:06
Speaker
I'm just so sappy and I'm like, I just want everyone to be happy and I just want everyone to play sports and like let everyone be like allowed to play and make money. They won gold, by the way.
00:30:22
Speaker
the The U.S. teams seem to win a lot of gold because when I go to the climbing gym, there's like a little plaque of like how many medals each country has or whatever. um And the U.S. seems to have a lot and in climbing alone. Yeah. This year they like tied. I think they have like 40 gold, but they tied with China right now. The last I checked, they both have 40 gold in this Olympic. But we have like Like a hundred more medals total than the next team. Yeah, yeah, but gold we're tied I think for first I mean we're also deploying like 500 people so So better be winning shit. So is fucking China and then Japan's number three. There's like four of them You know what I mean? And they like have 20 gold medals
00:31:08
Speaker
I've always wanted to do one of those, like you know I don't know, 100 mile going through some path between X and Y, yeah but that's about as much as I've gotten me at the moment.
00:31:22
Speaker
Honestly, I've always wanted to do something like that, too. Like, I wanted to, like, walk that, like, it's not the PCH, but it's like the Pacific Coast. Crest Trail. Yeah, that one. Yeah. Like, I would do that. Like, but I don't have four months and no one's going to go with me and I don't want to carry a gun. That's like a big thing for me. They say you have to have a gun. Because of wildlife?
00:31:47
Speaker
because of other people. Get the fuck out. I'm not kidding. Like they're like like oftentimes they're like you should carry like a weapon. Because other people? Because like people know that you're like without anything in these like wooden areas. like A lot of times, there's a crime that stuff happens. My God, I did not realize. yeah I did not think about that aspect. so like If you go with a big group, it's like a lot more safe. But if you're like by yourself, they like recommend you have a cookie or something. Or a taser or whatever. A taser. A grizzly comes up at us. We're like, tase them.
00:32:21
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If a bear comes in, I'm throwing you away. I'm standing and I just start screaming. You run. That's what we're doing. If a bear comes at us, I'm going to be like, hey, I can't run. So he's going to catch me. You at least might survive. And if there's anything left of me, like, you know, bring that home. But we know the drill here. I will not run away from a grizzly. I'm sorry. It's not going to happen for me. Yeah, it it doesn't happen for most.
00:32:49
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Yeah, does it doesn't. I keep seeing videos come up on my feed of like bears coming into people's homes. Just like slamming the front door open. Just like, hello, like literally coming in, like maybe trying to steal a dog or like, I'm like, they're getting too comfortable. Yeah, the coyotes here in LA just coming around. They're just dogs. Oh, okay. You know, says someone's baby.
00:33:19
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They're not taking people's babies. OK, well, you didn't go in Australia. No, because you had not grown up in ah rural Massachusetts. oh I grew up in rural rural rural Russia. All right. You know what we have? We got wolves and we've got other people. Exactly. And the wolves weren't taking people's babies. No. Well, try they try to take our baby's wolves head blown off. Absolutely. I got a chainsaw.
00:33:47
Speaker
Okay, and a Molotov cocktail where that's you know, it doesn't work a Molotov cocktail. What do you think they invented that? What is that even? Oh, it's like it's like when they take like a bottle of alcohol and they put a rag in it and they set it on fire and throw it Oh my god all top cocktail. You never heard this. No, I like know the visual but I didn't know that's what it's called Oh my god, and that's originated in Russia. Well Molotov The person that made them. Damn, why were they making them? Wolves.
00:34:24
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um Interesting. Wolves, political unrest, who's to say? Yeah, yeah. The wolves. OK. No, there's coyotes, but I, you know, if you don't bother them, they don't really bother you. They'll have a chicken. They'll steal people's chickens for shit. Mm hmm. And babies. I don't know that they're taking babies. Really?
00:34:42
Speaker
I remember in the newspaper growing up, there was a baby that was taken by ah Coyote. What happened to the baby?
00:34:53
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um What do you think happened to the baby? it Was it alive? Dinner. But was it alive? Did they find the baby or is it dead? The baby was Ian. Oh, shit. What do you think? You're telling me. The coyote adopted the baby, wanted to to nurse it. There's a whole movie about it happens. Yeah. Okay. Ever heard of Mowgli? Mowgli? Yeah, Mowgli. Mowgli? Mowgli. Am I saying it wrong? In Russian, it's Mowgli. The Jungle Book? Yeah. How do you say his name?
00:35:29
Speaker
I thought it was Mowgli. Oh, well we said Mowgli growing up.
Movie Discussions & Break Time
00:35:35
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I don't speak English very well. I just moved here. Anyway, people adopt children all the time in the forest. You know what I mean? Animals love adopting children. That was not about wolves. Dances with wolves is about Native American people. And a man A white man coming in. What movie am I thinking of? Not Dances with Wolves. Where there's a man that was raised by wolves.
00:36:01
Speaker
Oh, it was that it was that one that was like about like cavemen and there was one cave guy who got a wolf to go with him somewhere. and No. A boy that was raised by wolves. Yeah. um All right. Well, comment below if if you know this raised by wolves movie. I mean, that's such a trope. were Were you raised by wolves? You know, you're right. You're absolutely right, actually.
00:36:28
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Yeah, actually, yeah right yeah that's actually that phrase for Yeah, I mean, usually show off target, but this time I think spot on there, honey. Yeah. No, because I do think it's like the phrase is coming from somewhere, so it must be- They made it a movie at some point. Have you seen Long Legs? No, I have not.
00:36:46
Speaker
I can confirm, but i'm like I feel like someone looked at those photos of that lady and were like, Nick Cage, here we go. People keep talking to me about long legs, but i um it was what's it even about? Oh, well, it's supposed to be like a serial killer. it's like There's a serial killer and this like young FBI agent who's like trying to find out where he is.
00:37:09
Speaker
That's like the premise. It's very science of the lambs. And then the first 30, the first 20 minutes, you're actually scared. You don't really see him and you're really, really scared. He's scary. And then you they showed his face and he starts acting. Period. And I laughed top to bottom, could not stop laughing at this at this movie because he made such insane choices.
00:37:34
Speaker
All right, I think it's time for us to take a little break so I could look up. Mowgli versus Mowgli versus Mowgli. Yeah, Mowgli's revenge. Return of the Panther.
00:37:58
Speaker
relax
Games & Music Opinions
00:37:59
Speaker
We took a little snack break Radishes I was ravenous after finding out that it is in fact Mowgli and not Mowgli or what did I say? It's Mowgli I Said Mowgli. Yeah, and that's not what it is It's Mowgli. It's Mowgli. It's Mowgli and I said Mowgli. Yeah to be fair it is spelled M-O-W understandable okay we're gonna are we gonna play her favorite game we're gonna play it because this is exciting okay um was just i was whoa um seeing we're seeing things things are happening oh okay we are about to play our favorite game what's it called um i think it might be called yes or no the way we like whisper scream that
00:38:51
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Well, because we don't want to blow out the mics or people's cars or whatever. yearss We just don't know. You go first, because I realize we already talked about one of mine. Oops. No, it's a good thing. Well, I was going to turn one of my other topics into a yes or no. so Halsey. Who? That's a divisive topic. And I can't say maybe, huh? No, that we don't really do maybes.
00:39:19
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fine. I'll say no. No. Yeah. yeah i I like the the turn she did with the whole like the album where she was doing all that art, which was like painting upside down on us on like a live performance on us. Now she like did a live painting. It was very cool. OK. I never saw that. There we go. ah But I'm a little like. I feel bad, but not even on my radar most of the time.
00:39:48
Speaker
No, don't feel bad. I don't like her at all. Okay. Tell me more. I honestly thought you were going to maybe like her. No, no. No, no. No, no. No, no. She listens to the pod. I think she's talented. I'm not exposed to her much.
00:40:09
Speaker
um Yeah, I just I don't personally care for the music or the voice. I don't like the the like the what whatever whatever her voice sounds like, you know, ah whatever it is, I don't like it. I can't even I can't even like mimic that type of voice. But you know what I mean? Yeah, dissecting frogs in bio class. OK.
00:40:38
Speaker
Yes. Hmm. Yeah. I was like, you know, mainly excited, 75 percent excited, 25 percent nervous. And you got over that. Yeah. And mine was pregnant. Your frog was pregnant. I feel like they do that. They like give you pregnant things to like to like scare the the kids. Yeah. They gave us an option of doing a frog or a pig, like a pig pig and my friend's pig was pregnant. It had like a baby in it. Oh my God. It was horrible. I did the frog and I hated it. I can't believe a whole pig. Each person got a pig. I think it was like the table. There was like, okay. There was like four people at a table. Okay. But we had a frog and I did not like it because it looked purple inside. I was like, why is it purple inside? Yeah, you're right. It did. I was like, I don't like this. It was purpley.
Critiques & Canned Peaches
00:41:33
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um Yeah, i I feel like I'm all about dissecting things. ah I'm very sciency. Okay, ready for this? Vaginal deodorants. Oh, that's a no for me, dog. Putting chemicals near that area, no matter how like is bad It's a very porous like, there's a lot of like blood vessels there you don't want to be putting stuff on there. Second of all, deodorant for your pussy that's like the worst.
00:42:08
Speaker
it's like basically some 12 year old boy made that, you know, like be a man, put your face in it, all right? I've smelled some horrible balls and dick, you know what I mean? It's fine, take a shower. And I think like if women feel self-conscious about any kind of smell, like you could go to a medical professional and they will, maybe there's like something bacterial going on that you could deal with or you should just like,
00:42:38
Speaker
ah change your diet to help the pH balance. You do not need vaginal deodorant. Wow. i I just I truly believe that and I and I find that it's like insulting for that to exist because it's like we're like women are just made to smell like fucking flowers. It's like I'm sweating walking and I'm wearing underwear. You're lucky. You're lucky.
00:43:03
Speaker
that you get to be in that area. Yeah. So you know what? Whatever the fuck. I mean, and they they've made this for guys as well, but like the manscaped like products where it's like there's like a ball spray. There's like a coochie spray. that's So stupid.
00:43:21
Speaker
and there's like a lotion. If I am going down on someone and their balls smell like lemon sherbert, i'll I will, I'm sorry, kill myself because that's not human. Like human smells are human smells and human bodies smell fine. It's like just, if it smells bad, take a shower. But like putting perfume on it, it's like, then I'm just putting my whole face in a bottle of perfume. I don't know, I don't like that. I don't want to put my mouth on that. I love canned peaches. Like I love peaches. Okay, grandma.
00:43:53
Speaker
I love canned peaches. I'm sorry, you don't like a sugary sweet treat on a hot day. OK, exactly. And and what else are you putting on the Golden Girls in the back patio as you lay with your bagonias? Making caramels, making caramels and doing wheelies on my scooter. Oh, wow, you're a cool grandma. Yeah, baby.
00:44:20
Speaker
You wish, you wish this cool grandma would give you a canned peach. Yeah. You're like, boys come over and eat like canned peaches. Hey boys, does anybody want a break from all your break dancing and skateboarding?
00:44:35
Speaker
They're doing the Olympics at your, in your backyard. They're doing the Olympics. That's it. yep yeah I've got a gold medal I can put around your neck. yeah bill I got six of them. Five, five, five, five, five. For each inch.
00:44:59
Speaker
average Everyone I fuck has a five-inch penis. yeah
Nostalgia & New Music
00:45:03
Speaker
You love living life on the mid. On the mid. I'm on the mid of glory. I had a resurgence of listening to um that album yeah at the gym yeah because I can put that album front to back.
00:45:21
Speaker
Especially when she's like, meet me at electric chapel. dan down dan it down it I'm on the elliptical like I am going. You've heard the new snippets, right? No, I have not. When she was in Paris, she played. I know, but everyone was saying that you couldn't hear it. You can. There's clips of it. oh And it's very much.
00:45:43
Speaker
ARPOP and FAME together. It's like electric, medley kind of electronic. It's going to be everything we've ever wanted and more darling. All right. All right. You know how I feel about ARPOP. And if you combine that with the FAME monster or it's born this way, it might be born this way. Well, that's what I'm thinking because born this way is like the more medley. Yeah, I think it was born this way. It was definitely that. OK, wow.
00:46:12
Speaker
fuck you damn if it doesn't come out of my birthday I will cry when is it coming out do you know do you know anything no I don't know it clearly you know more than I do need to go and talk to someone talk to your friends I mean she still needs to come up with that like Joker Parle vous français.
00:46:32
Speaker
It's the all title. Joker parle vous français. Whatever, the like bottom the thing. It looks like oud. It looks like the toilette.
Film & TV Speculations
00:46:42
Speaker
ah love a day Joker lemonade. That's so good. Joker bidet is amazing. yeah I will be seeing that the night it comes out. Yeah, when is that supposed to come out? Thanksgiving. Oh, wow. So long from now. They shot that like years ago. That's how movies work. You know this. as well Is this also going to be a two parter that they don't tell us about? ah Wicked.
00:47:09
Speaker
Tell me, OK, I know this is not even part of it, but what do you have against two parts in Wicked? You wanted to be one movie? Well, I think it's just funny that it's a two part, but they're not really marketing it like that. So so many people are going to go to the theater and they're going to be upset when it doesn't end. Or they'll be excited. There's more coming. Maybe unless it was shit. True, but I don't think it's going to be shit. They put too much work into it. Said the last shitty movie that they put too much work into.
00:47:37
Speaker
Okay, you you can't see this audience, but let me tell you, Anya sitting across from me, in short, a backwards hat and a muscled, like sleeveless tee, right? And currently talking about the rights and wrongs of the film industry, and I have never been more attracted to you my whole entire life. Never been more attracted to you. There's a strong sense of like self and also the... like yeah I love this. I'm like one of the the guys in Venice Boardwalk that walks by and he's on a Bluetooth and he's like a creative director. I'm like, absolutely. Whatever you say, I think the industry's in shambles. Let's fix it right now. yeah They should have put in Agatha all along.
00:48:19
Speaker
I have some O'Hara for everything. Oh, I don't know anything about that movie, and I'm excited for it, because I was like, ooh, witches. It's a movie? I thought it was a show. Oh. With all those women? Yeah, it's probably going to be a ah show. Oh, OK.
Soda Preferences & Flavor Enhancements
00:48:39
Speaker
With Patti LuPone or whatever her name is? Yeah, I think it's a show. I think it's going to be all like Disney. okay Kind of like that one where she originally was on.
00:48:50
Speaker
which was the one WandaVision. Oh, WandaVision. Yeah. Do you have one more for me? Oh, I sure do. All right. And it is Diet Coke, Coca-Cola versus Coke Zero versus regular Coke. Okay. Well, we can kill regular Coke. Okay. Who are you going to fuck? And who are you going to marry? I'm going to fuck Diet Coke and I'm going to marry Coke Zero.
00:49:15
Speaker
Nice. Yeah. I've just recently discovered Diet Coke and Coke Zero, and I've really enjoyed it. Excuse me? I'm not a soda drinker. I don't drink soda. I know it's hard to tell by me as a person, but I don't drink soda. I don't like carbonated soda. Okay, but so all of a sudden in your life right now, you decided. Yeah. Oh, wait, Diet Coke and Coke Zero?
00:49:43
Speaker
Someone brought it to a thing and I had a can and I was like, this is okay. And then yesterday Rob came over and he brought Coke Zero and I just had some and it's great. Bitch. Things aren't changing for me. Yeah, your eyes are opening that much more. Well, it's all the sugar. Yeah, the aspartame. Sorry, the aspartame, which I don't know what that means, but it doesn't sound like it comes from plants. I got my aspartame.
00:50:10
Speaker
and And yes, the diet ones aren't good for you. Sure. None of it's good for you. I just don't feel like drinking only water every day of my life and being like, oh, I'll just squirt some lemon in it. And that makes a big difference. Even when I do a lemon water, I am cutting up multiple lemons and squeezing them in there for one jug.
00:50:31
Speaker
You should just get those like drops. I think when you talk about this, you've got to put those drops in there. Vimeo or whatever the fuck. Oh,
Chain Restaurant Adventures
00:50:39
Speaker
yeah, I was on a kick with that, too. Yeah, I get kind of bored. I need I need to be like one of those tick tockers that have like a carousel of flavors and they're like, I'm making my water for the day. Yeah, I'm going to have to maybe that will be my housewarming gift for you. A caddy for flavored water.
00:50:57
Speaker
like or like a rack of them with like multiple times. And you can choose and stuff, yeah. I got these hats. They won't listen. They don't listen, so they won't know. But I got these really cool hats for my friends. when we Our thing is we go to chain restaurants, like different ones. And the first one we ever went to was Chili's. And I've never been there before. So I got us all hats from TikTok shop that's like, good girls go to heaven, bad girls go to Chili's. Nice. Yeah. And I got us matching hats. They're like ball caps? They're like snapbacks.
00:51:27
Speaker
Love that. Balled caps. Ball caps. What's that? Like a baseball cap. No, no, no. It's like a snapback. so Okay. It's like a flat brand. Okay. Yeah. Nice. Nice. The things that you say you've never been to before, I'm like, shit, we got to go to more places with you. I got to take you places. I haven't been to Dairy Queen. No, take you places, girl. Baby, take me. Take me to places. I haven't been to Dairy Queen.
00:51:54
Speaker
Okay. They're basically falling apart, right? Probably. I've not made their paper um i've never been to White Castle. I've never been to Golden Corral. I've never been to Outback Steakhouse. Damn. You've never been to Outback? No. i We're going to go to Outback soon.
00:52:18
Speaker
Yeah, they but we just discovered there haven't been, so we all made a big list of places we haven't gone and we all, it's like, you know, that's our big outing. Yeah, I feel like you, wow, there's so many places you haven't experienced. I've never been to White Castle, but I don't know, at least other places. We did Red Lobster, that was our last one. I love how these are all chain restaurants. Yeah, it was so good.
00:52:43
Speaker
Red Lobster. I got like half a crab. I went in on that fucker. Mm hmm. Yeah, I love that kind of stuff. Yeah. The um the what is it boiling crab or whatever that's out in Burbank. I've gone there a few times. I haven't gotten the fuck the shit out of that place. Should we go? Yeah, I would love to. I always I'm down for a crab clam boil all those types of boil things.
00:53:12
Speaker
All right.
Closing Remarks & Reconnection
00:53:13
Speaker
This has been a fucking pleasure. I missed you. I missed your face. I missed you, too. I know. I was thinking about you and just I was like, oh, we need to get together. I know. And here we are getting together now. Repping things. I'm sorry. I've been unavailable. You've got lots of contracting to do for the babushka house. um I don't even know what episode we're we were're on. I was mislabeling everything. OK, number nine. and Here it is. Number nine.
00:53:40
Speaker
Number nine, and you know what they say about your ninth time. You should probably see a doctor. Absolutely. Because how did you do it nine times? My God. My God. like Dust is coming out. Dust. And then she crystallized.
00:53:59
Speaker
Trade in like the session. And he had gutted me. And now I'm a chicken bitch for the runway Hey