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Episode 001 : Holiday Sides, Capitalism, Flip Flops
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The inaugural first episode of Dom and Dommer in which hosts Anya B Hynz and Dasha ask hard hitting questions about wearing white after labor day and dogs wearing any clothes at all.
Dom and Dommer is about two friends who talk about everything under the sun and over the moon. We're not only global, we're interstellar. We're also local. Right at your backdoor. We talk about the dumb and the profound. The high and low. So strap in and strap on.
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Introduction & Podcast Concept
00:00:05
Speaker
Okay, and hello. Hi. Hi. Hi, Dasha. Hi, Anya. How you doing, Anya? Wow. Look at us. Look at us here now today. I'm wearing tiny little glasses and that's how you know I'm ready to fight. This is Dom and Dommer. That's right. Thank you for listening. This is our very first episode one
00:00:28
Speaker
Oh, you don't know what you just got yourself into. Oh, we're going to look back on episode 1500. We're not friends anymore. We've been just like distantly not even talking. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. We both send in like doubles to do this for us. We bought mansions right next to one another and we don't look at each other until we glance through our big windows in the morning at six o'clock. We wait, but we don't say anything.
00:00:53
Speaker
Well, so this podcast is about, well, everything under the sun, everything and over the moon and over the moon. So we are not only global, we're we're interstellar.
00:01:06
Speaker
We're also local, which seems like, you know, we are so low. We are right in your back door. Go around the corner. We're there.
Friendship & Humor
00:01:13
Speaker
Yep. OK, so we're going to talk about both dumb and profound. We're going to talk high and low, which which ultimately means Dasha wants to talk about sex, hot, steamy, funky sex.
00:01:33
Speaker
yeah i don't know why but i do want to always talk about it with you what happened what's that about um i don't know i don't know if you're aroused by the different types of panties i wear or just that's a yes i would say that's a yes well i guess that brings us to
00:01:48
Speaker
How did we meet? How did we meet? We sat across from each other. We were in a screenwriting class. I think one of the best moments from that screenwriting class was the fact that I came up with a story that was so freaking awesome. It was incredible. Very female empowerment heavy. And I had a spy woman who shot bullets out of her heels.
00:02:12
Speaker
And I went, who is this creature who's amazing and comes up with these ideas? And let's be honest, everybody else in that class, the ideas were not up to snuff. Most of them were just like sexual fantasies that people were trying to act out and made me read, which I was not happy about. And then comes this completely original idea, which I really enjoyed.
00:02:34
Speaker
I don't think people gave you enough of your flowers back then for that, because it was really, really an excellent story. Everyone hated me in that classic, except for you.
Creativity & Originality
00:02:42
Speaker
Then they hated that story. And then cut to like five years later, Lady Gaga is in a movie shooting bullets out of her heels. Shooting bullets. I remember I texted you, I'm like, did you see this? And I was like, this is going to be the trajectory of my life where I'm coming up with ideas and then seeing them on the big screen.
00:03:04
Speaker
you know, five, six degrees from me. That's right. You were you were really a very cool person. I knew right away you were amazing. And when I saw you, I was like, that's right. This is the person I want to talk to. And I think other people should have hopped on that train, but luckily they didn't. So you could keep me around.
00:03:23
Speaker
That's true. I guess that kept me humble. It kept you humble and that's what we do. We try to keep you humble. I am so humble. Tell us how humble you are. How humble are you? I am. Well, to be honest, I mean, listen, I may be up in all these drags, but I'm like the girl at the gig who is sitting in the corner being quiet and praising everyone else. I'm not one to be loud and crazy except when
00:03:51
Speaker
You have to be. I have to be. And then it happens. Yeah. It's that two to three minutes where the music turns on that then all bets are off. Unless you're doing a brunch gig, then it's five to six minutes. And by that five to six minutes, I'm just I'm SpongeBob.
00:04:08
Speaker
Like, I'm not even a drag performer, and to me, thinking about brunch gigs makes me exhausted and queasy. You know, when you have that mom come up
Drag Performance & Family Support
00:04:17
Speaker
to you, who you're like, oh my God, this is going to be a great conversation, and then she's like, do you want a vagina? Ma'am, it's 11 o'clock in the morning. Ma'am, eat your eggs, Benedict. Please. I'm about to do my Britney Spears number, and then I'm going to take this off and get my own Ben and Dick.
00:04:36
Speaker
Ben and Dick later. I'm gonna get my own Ben and Dick. You eat yours and I'll eat mine later. You eat yours now, honey. I'm gonna get mine later. Would you ever be like, do you own a vagina?
00:04:47
Speaker
I should, you know, I should rebuttal with just that exact same question. Absolutely. I should be like, what do you mean? I have one. I'm like, I couldn't tell. Honey. You know, they always say in the food service industry, being mean to your customers and the people providing you money is the way to really get ahead of business. I am there for the entertainment. I'm there for the memories. Yeah. And you gave it to them. And I'm there for the, you know, the $45 that I'm making from the venue. Oh, they need to pay you more.
00:05:16
Speaker
Well, that's what's great when you have big tippers, but with the big tippers come the big ego. Do they expect you to give them sole attention if they give you 20 bucks? Maybe. I guess I'm one of those queens that don't really do the whole individual attention in the crowd because I'm kind of coming into it wanting to be theatrical and gravitate to the stage more. Whereas, yeah, I think some people probably want it more as a...
00:05:46
Speaker
intimate, individual, here's a dollar, give me a dollar's worth. Do they have like, like, you know how in strip clubs they have like private booths or VIP areas? Like, do they have that in the drag world? Yeah, I think depending on the venue. I remember when I performed back in my hometown, we put my whole family in the VIP, which it was a dive bar. So the VIP was just a caged area, essentially.
00:06:12
Speaker
And there was my grandmother and my aunts all way passed out their bedtime. And they were like, let's see what our grandson can do. Honestly, if I have kids in the future, I would want them to put me in the VIP booth of a dive bar and then perform a drag show for me. I would be...
00:06:32
Speaker
That would be a heavenly experience for me, truly. I would love that. I would be that mom screaming. I'd be like, that's my boy. And it's not cool to do that, but I'll do it. Yeah, no, I will. I mean, breeds entertainment. Yeah, I guess you don't want to be at your son's drag show and say, that's my boy. Who says it's my son?
00:06:57
Speaker
Is that my sun? I mean sun as in like the light source above us. That's my sun. That's the thing that shines down on me every morning. OK, so it's ethereal. Yeah. So like way to assume I'm using gender when I'm talking about a giant ball in the sky that creates light fire and heat, baby. You know what? That's one of the things I love about you is that any time I'm trying to figure out reason in the world, you hit me with science. Absolutely. Because I'm what?
00:07:28
Speaker
Okay. And that probably means we're ready for a break. And so we will be right back. We're going to regroup. We're going to think about what we just said and what we will say in the future. So we'll be right back. Please listen to these messages brought to us by our beautiful sponsors.
00:07:52
Speaker
Their names are Mrs. Claus and Mr. Claus, AKA, Santa Claus. And her side, bitch.
Holiday Traditions & Critiques
00:08:05
Speaker
That's right, and her side, bitch. Rudolph. Okay. Okay, well, thank you, Dom and Dom, or bye.
00:08:25
Speaker
Oh my gosh. We're here. We're here. We're back. It's Dom and Dommer. I never thought that the way I would go into commercial break was to talk about Santa Claus. That was never a thing that I would bring up. Yes, but I'm glad you did because- Why? We are. We're about to approach into the December month, which is very holiday. It is very holiday. Lots of Santa, but not just Santa because why?
00:08:52
Speaker
I have no idea, tell me more. What else is during the December month besides Mr. Claus? You tell me, girl. Okay, fine, it's Hanukkah. It's my favorite holiday ever. Jeez, got it out of me. My God. I love Hanukkah. I love it so much. I love the lights. I love the socks. I love the dreidels. I love the little gelt. I love that it's not Christmas. It's a nice little contrast to it. I love that. It can't be Christmas all the time. It's been Christmas. The moment Halloween ends,
00:09:20
Speaker
And Mariah Carey defrost herself from a block of ice per her latest announcement. It becomes Christmas season and it is, you know, two months till then. That's a lot of Christmas. Yeah, I feel that I am not a fan of having Christmas be like a three month ordeal. My question for you is yes.
00:09:40
Speaker
How do you feel about Hanukkah, their colors being like blue and silver? Is that the deal? Is it just blue and silver? Yeah, blue, silver, white. Yeah. Blue, silver, white. Okay. And do they represent things?
00:09:54
Speaker
It's a really good question. I'm sure it does. I don't know. Maybe, I mean, blue, I feel like that's like, blue is always like a life, water, sky. I think it's the opposite of red. I think that's a big part of it. They were like, just not the Christmas colors. Just not red or green. What else is left? I guess brown, and they're like, we're not doing that. We're not doing like purple. We're not doing gold. I guess we'll do, actually, no, they're not doing it. It's like silver, white, and blue. Yeah, those are the colors.
00:10:23
Speaker
I love it. It's my favorite. And I love all the little like there's the Rugrats special about it. Yeah, because they were several of them were Jewish. Right. In that film. Yeah. I mean, some of them were Jewish coded to like work. Yeah. It's a little anxious one. Definitely a Jew for sure. OK. Is Finster Finster? Chuckie Finster. That's his last name.
00:10:47
Speaker
That's his last name. Yes. Finster. What a weird last name they gave that kid. I really didn't set him up for success. Which honestly, this is such a sidebar, but it reminds me last night. Last night, Dasha was doing a trivia for some of her closest friends. I was there, obviously.
00:11:09
Speaker
Fun way for people to find out I don't like them, I guess. Were you not invited to a trivia? I am so sorry if you were invited to this trivia. Very intimate, very specific, nuanced niche, and was only for, like I said,
Social Events & Trivia Night
00:11:24
Speaker
very close special people. So at this trivia event, one of the questions were, what is Neville Longbottom's pet's name? Yeah. And I wrote down Scabbers.
00:11:37
Speaker
I saw in your responses. I was kind of upset because I all I kept thinking was Scubbers, Scubbers. It was like who was saying that? The redhead. Yes. Weasley. The Weasleys. Yes. So that was upsetting because then the actual answer was Trevor. Trevor. Trevor. Which then, as I say in the accent, I'm like, Trevor, Trevor. I'm like, Oh, OK. Yeah, that makes sense.
00:12:02
Speaker
I make trivia so hard specifically to get them, get my friends, my closest friends, I do it so I could get them. Yeah. Dasha proceeded to start the night being like, that's so dumb. It's so easy. And anyone can do it. It's like a very quick, simple trivia. And then within like the first five questions, I was like,
00:12:25
Speaker
Who knows these answers? Every third or fourth question was one that I was like, okay, this is simple, Britney Spears. And then instead you would ask me, oh, is this phrase from Simon and Garfunkel or Sinead O'Connor? And I'm like, I don't know about these people.
00:12:47
Speaker
Okay, to be fair, if I were to give you a question that asks you, is this Sinead O'Connell or Simon Gavrical? I would hope you would know the answer, but also just generally, I'm a puppet master. I get off on having the power and full disclosure, no joke, I did try to make them easy. I really tried because last time I made them really, really hard and people were not happy.
00:13:10
Speaker
the vibe was not right in the room so i made it a little easier i mean i really tried to make it like really general knowledge based like tried my best thank you so you're insulting me 100% how do you not know trevor the worst one of the worst scores of the night you did not general you tied for second time with a lot of other people and we all got a pretty low score so
00:13:34
Speaker
I mean, you got more than half. Right. That's like better than 50% math. Yeah, you know that that definitely lets you graduate, you know, when you get 50%. Okay, I'll make it super easy next time. But wait, no, I want to know, wait, what do you think about the holidays and Hanukkah
Holiday Preferences & Criticism of Capitalism
00:13:52
Speaker
and Christmas? Do you like? Do you like the holidays? Are you like into it?
00:13:57
Speaker
Holidays are cute. It's fine. It's whatever. I think growing up in Boston, it was very much more wintery, fun, but also depressing. The seasonal depression really sinks in, the sun going down. Literally, the second it goes up is quite upsetting. It's upsetting.
00:14:19
Speaker
And the whole Christmas thing, I think also too, because of the war on Christmas.
00:14:27
Speaker
I don't really care. I don't really want to be involved. So I just I'm like, you know what? Let me just not even enjoy Christmas because it's upsetting too many people. Yeah, I'm on the front lines as the person fighting Christmas every time. I'm really not. I like it. I think it's sweet. I just can't do two months of it. That's all because I love Thanksgiving. And I feel like there's such Thanksgiving erasure. People talk about buy erasure all the time. No one talks about Thanksgiving erasure.
00:14:56
Speaker
Gobble gobble. Where's that? Being a bisexual where your favorite holiday is Thanksgiving. Yes. I mean, full full erasure. It is. It's because this country is fat phobic and they don't like a holiday based around food. I said it. And then also, I think I think like the presence thing really is like there's no present aspect of Thanksgiving. It's just like being nice to each other and sitting around a table. And I think that does take away from people wanting it more like you don't really get much out of it.
00:15:25
Speaker
Wow. Okay. You're pretty supportive of supporting holidays that involve spending money, supporting the economy, gift giving, judging, is this gift better than yours? Thank you for all coming to my event where I will be receiving gifts.
00:15:46
Speaker
I'm a big capitalist. That's the one thing listeners should know about me, is that I love money. I love the exchange of currency and goods. I love, what's that term for when supply and demand? I love that. Supply and demand. That is you in the bedroom. Supply and demand. Supply and demand, baby. That's what they call me. They call me the GDP. The great Dasha Pussy. They call me the GDP honey.
00:16:14
Speaker
I, my brain went to like great damn depression, but. Okay. That's rude. That's rude of you to say. That's rude. That's what if I don't like the sex, that's what they call me. Yeah. I'm still stuck on this idea that you came up with where you're like, no one likes Thanksgiving because you don't give gifts to people. Yeah. And you talked about the food and I'm like, well, what is it about Thanksgiving and Christmas, the holidays, this time of year in general, that is about.
00:16:41
Speaker
having a lot of food, having a lot of dishes. Why do we, you know, my brain wants to go to, it's the winter time, so we have to like bulk up because like we're, we have caveman brain. We're hibernating. Yes, but I don't really, I think that's, you know, we're over that. It's 2023.
00:17:01
Speaker
I think it's like a communal thing, you bring people together and you make them food, you sit around. It's like a, I do think it's like a providing something nurturing and being around family around that time that like brings around food. I think traditionally food plays a big role in holidays as well because it's like you got family traditions and family
00:17:20
Speaker
Recipes that you're passing on or like grandma's chicken salad. I don't know. What do you?
Food Traditions & Stuffing Variations
00:17:25
Speaker
If anything when I think Thanksgiving I think chicken salad Wow if they don't have damn chicken salad on that table fuck the cranberry sauce Yeah, I don't want that I want I want the meat I can get every week
00:17:43
Speaker
the meat I can get every week. Which brings me to my next idea, which is we could eat Thanksgiving and Christmas food any time of the year. Now, what if you brought stuffing? Oh, to Fourth of July. Can I can make it real for a second? Oh, yeah, let me. OK, I'm sorry. Everything before this was fake. It's like I want to be really, really real with you right now.
00:18:11
Speaker
What is stuffing? Wow, this really makes me think because you just said so much about families and culture and food and you don't know about stuffing at all. No, because I see it whenever I go to my friends' families
00:18:37
Speaker
dinners or whatever when they make Thanksgiving dinner. I don't understand. Is it its own thing or is it inside the turkey? Like, I don't understand what it is. And why is the bread and also why is it sometimes kind of wet? And then why is it a separate thing? But you know what I'm saying? Like, I just don't understand. What is stuffing? What's stuffing? Yes, I don't know necessarily where it came from because I think there's.
00:19:00
Speaker
an assortment of ways that a stuffing can be made. I think it's also called different things. I think some people in the South call it dressing. Dressing? I know. They call stuffing dressing. I'm pretty sure. Listeners, please critique us, write in comments, write in, tell us that we're wrong if we are. But yeah, no, it's I think it's preferred and exciting to to have a stuffing that's literally stuffed in the turkey, hence the stuffing.
00:19:29
Speaker
got it do they scoop it out of the turkey hell yeah you go girl this is gonna get you excited because you just go in with your whole fist right into that back hole of the turkey okay i'm back on board yes i know and and you just pull out everything that you have been sitting there roasting for like
00:19:47
Speaker
essentially all morning you know six hours of this turkey all the juices are just seeping into the the bread and the carrots and celery or whatever you know um i think but my family did like a seafood stuffing which might not be everyone's taste but
00:20:05
Speaker
It was like almost like everything you'd put in like a jambalaya but in stuffing form. Wait, that sounds delicious. Yeah, I think back to it and I haven't had stuffing the same way. It's so so delicious. Is that like a family recipe? I think it is. It's somewhat Portuguese. Probably that's where that's coming from. I'm assuming. I love that. Yeah, I kind of I miss it. I love it too. But you know what? I love more cranberry sauce from a can or do you make it?
00:20:33
Speaker
I love making it, especially these days, as a connoisseur of cranberry, but I don't mind a canned, jellied cranberry sauce that you slice. Look, I have no opinion, except for I only have an opinion. I think that if you have anything that's not in the can,
00:20:53
Speaker
You deserve to be, you know, thrown off a little a little cliff into the deep dark beyond because the little jelly thing where it kind of jiggles when you take it out of the can is only the only reason to have cranberries on the table. Yeah. Yeah. For the for the aesthetic. That's what I think. And you're not eating it. That's tough. That's tough. Maybe maybe a little bit. It's very tart. It's a tart one.
00:21:22
Speaker
Oh, you don't like things tart. You like things sweet. That's right.
Gift-Giving & Simplicity
00:21:26
Speaker
What what what else could I be possibly talking about besides cranberry when it comes to tartness? Yeah, I just I thought, you know, when I think about Dasha, I think about more strong flavor palettes, things that, you know, might not just be enjoyed by every person on the street, you know,
00:21:47
Speaker
Yeah, I go to the weird end of the spectrum on that one. I think I would have like a vinegar thing. I wish there were stuffing that kind of had a vinegary taste. And I think they do.
00:21:58
Speaker
No way. You're telling me the stuffing could be anything. I learned so much today. Stuffing could be anything. Stuffing could be anything. It can. Have you ever had a cornbread stuffing? No. Oh, bitch. The cornbread stuffing is A plus. I've had that at a few different people's houses. Sometimes it's very wet. Sometimes it's dry. Sometimes it's baked on its own. It's so delicious.
00:22:21
Speaker
You see what I'm saying here. It's like, we skip over this holiday for no reason. There's like 14 types of stuffings you can have. Why does that not get people as excited as, you know, the gift giving that happens at the end of December? So like, that's what I'm saying. I think people skip over this holiday specifically. They don't look at the wonderful things that we talked about, but having so many different stuffings, they don't allow that to color their opinion. Instead they go, when do we get to December? When do we get to that?
00:22:48
Speaker
Yeah, they're like, we'll go shopping for this stuff for one day, but I need to get to Kmart and do my layaway. I just don't have... Also, think about it. I cannot get every single person in my life a gift. I cannot get a good gift for every single person in my life. That's so difficult. And it almost feels like end of the year, I have to get everybody a gift and it has to be good and I have to spend a ton of money on it. That's a lot of pressure.
00:23:14
Speaker
That is a lot of pressure and at this point I tried to not overthink it because as adults, we have a higher chance of getting things that we want ourselves and the things that we can't get ourselves.
00:23:30
Speaker
I can't imagine another close friend of mine being able to just buy that for me. I'm okay giving someone a boring gift because I kind of like that stuff. You brought up socks, and it's like, I love socks these days. I'm buying socks way too often, so get me socks for myself. That used to be a thing that little kids would be like, on Hanukkah, my grandma gets me socks, and I'm like,
00:23:58
Speaker
I love socks. Get me more socks. Why are people weird about socks? I'm always losing one. There's never enough. You always need different lengths, different colors. Socks are a great gift. People stop. People stop being mean to sock giving for the holidays. Be happy with be happy. Everybody be happy. Be happy. If there's anything you learn in life, it's to be happy and appreciate socks.
00:24:23
Speaker
That's right. That's the one. That's the second thing I want you to take away. The first is that, again, capitalist pigs. Second, second socks. Everyone should appreciate that. Thank you. Well, OK, that brings us to our second little pause in our podcast. No, I want to stay. Why are you doing this? You just want to keep talking. Yeah, I want to keep talking. No, well, I didn't get these fucking great mics for nothing. These are great mics.
00:24:57
Speaker
Hi, we're back. Hello, we are back. We're back and better than ever. I mean, we took some swigs of the
Caffeine Habits & School Memories
00:25:06
Speaker
coffee. We sure did. I need to be caffeinated to a point where my eyes are crossing, otherwise I am asleep. Those are my two functioning forms. Yeah, usually by the afternoon, I've had four or five cups of coffee in me and I can feel it all the way into my chest cavity.
00:25:24
Speaker
Do you, okay, let's get real really quickly. We're getting real again. The realness is coming. You drink coffee? Does it come out of your poop hole right away?
00:25:34
Speaker
Oh my God. Definitely in the morning. If I wake up in the morning and I don't feel like pea titty, I will smoke a little bit. I'll drink a little coffee. Usually by that point, the train is leaving the station. The coffee will do that. What's worse is that the night prior, I will be snacking until 11 o'clock
00:26:06
Speaker
hot Doritos, so then my morning is like hellfire. God, I thought I was asking one thing, but then I found out so much and I'm actually so glad we got much closer to each other, I think. That's good. I want to know more stuff about you actually. I'm going to ask you some stuff. Just not my fiery poops. I'm going to ask you more stuff, I think. It's very important to me. Okay, okay. I do want to know more stuff. Wait, okay. Okay. Well, this is a section that we'd like to call.
00:26:35
Speaker
Yes or no. Yes or no. I like the creativity window on this thing. This is good. Wow. We thought about this and we went, this is it. That's the one. Yes or no. This is a segment called Yes or No, where we ask each other questions, more so statements that we will then respond to with yes or no. I love it. Are you ready for me, baby? I'm so ready. I am lubed up.
00:26:58
Speaker
Okay, first question. Grinding in middle school. I did, yes. You did? Like a dance and stuff? Yes, and I was still straight presenting, so I had a couple little
00:27:17
Speaker
a couple little girls in the in the neighborhood that I'd be at the middle school dance just grinding up to um to you know what was it like shake that laffy taffy it's yeah to the window to the wall it's all that it's all that yes i remember that that was really important that was before twerking yeah that was before that was yeah that was a bump and grind that was the bump and grinding walked so that twerking can run i would say that
00:27:41
Speaker
I would agree. I also always felt bad for the teachers watching us do it. I'm like, this is weird. They're just like around staring a bunch of kids like dry humping. Literally the same, the same
Pet Fashion & Social Norms
00:27:50
Speaker
exact teacher that taught me about the fall of the Roman empire is now watching me grind up on this fifth grader, which I am also in fifth grade.
00:28:02
Speaker
Very important distinction. We were both in fifth grade. I'm fifth grade her. Exactly. Okay. Great. Okay. Great. Okay. Okay. What'd you got for me? Okay. Uh, dressing up dogs and clothes. Yes. 100%. Yes. Let's say yes. Dogs by themselves. Great. Dogs in a little outfit. Even better. I want to see it. I like it. Yeah. I just, I don't like it when they look uncomfortable.
00:28:28
Speaker
They're like, oh, he's so cute walking with his four mittens and this big coat over him. And he's walking like he literally has a stick up his ass. And I'm like, OK, I don't think Buddy is happy anymore. I guess I'm thinking costume and more. I'm thinking like a little fake cape or a tiny little hat. I guess, yes, if your dog is wearing what you described to me, a straight jacket, that might not be a thing for dogs. I'll take that back. But if it's like a little cute outfit, I'm into it. I will apologize for that.
00:28:56
Speaker
I apologize for dressing up my dog. I apologize for that. My imaginary. OK, great. Being late.
00:29:02
Speaker
Never. No, no, no. I like that. Late is lame. Late is lame. If anyone knows me, I'm the first one to the drag gig. I'm the first one to work in the morning. I show, I mean, your trivia last night started at eight. I got here at 7.15. I really like that. I'm a big fan. I'm also like that. I get very anxious if I'm late to something. So when I see a fellow person who's like,
00:29:26
Speaker
I'm going to be here on time. It makes me feel really good because I I also feel like if I'm late to something that someone asked me to come to, I feel like, oh, God, is that person going to be mad at me the whole time? And I can't deal with that kind of anxiety for the hang.
Relationship Dynamics & Fashion Rules
00:29:41
Speaker
Oh, yeah. So Fruit 2.0. The hell is that? What's Fruit 2.0? The brand Fruit 2.0 that started in like the 90s and ended in the 2000s.
00:29:54
Speaker
What's what kind of what kind of flavored water for two? Oh, oh, yeah. That's a no. That's a no. It's like one of the first flavored water brands. I know you love flavor. I can't. I do. I'm I'm classic baby. I need it to be clear and flavorless. Yes. Because I do taste the flavor in it, which is the point. But I mean, like there's something about it. There's some aftertaste that I have that I can't deal with. Ghosting or breadcrumbing.
00:30:23
Speaker
Oh, I am a heavy breadcrumber. I am a breadcrumber to the day I die because I don't like to let people down and I don't want to make people sad. I'm a people pleaser. I will crumb you and all that.
00:30:47
Speaker
until you've had enough. They have to make the joke. They have to be like, I don't want any more crumbs. I love that. I love it. You know what? Make it their problem. And that's what I really appreciate. Make it someone else's problem. This is good. I don't need to ghost.
00:31:03
Speaker
Yeah. That's a lot of responsibility. You make the decision to stop talking to me. Yeah. Yeah. When I rip band-aids off, it's like a three-day process. I don't just rip it off. It hangs there. The scabs starts to bleed again. I love you. And then I'm like, we could be friends. Okay. White after Labor Day.
00:31:23
Speaker
Yes. I'm currently wearing the whitest pants in America. Yes. I think fashion rules are stupid. I think you do whatever the fuck you want to do. I think that if you want to wear a beautiful black tie outfit out to dinner, do it. If you want to wear pasties and a thong to the beach, do it. Colors do not belong to single specific days or dates in the year. I think it's silly.
00:31:48
Speaker
I mean, and when I look at you, I always think she really does not care about fashion rules at all. I'm like, oh, she's beaten to that own drum. That's right. I am beating to my own drum. Because I guess I never, here's why. Here's the truth. I think that if you can beat them,
00:32:10
Speaker
I'm not joining them. I'm not joining them. If I can't be fashionable, then I'm going to be so unfashionable that I become fashionable. It is a real thing. It happens. Yeah. Yeah. I mean, I'm going to make it happen. I mean, I don't think it does, but I will try to make it happen. Do you think you shouldn't be wearing white after Labor Day? Yeah, I don't really care. I mean, I think it's weird to say no white after Labor Day and then have several holidays come up that involve
00:32:36
Speaker
What if you get married after Labor Day? And also, what does it mean after Labor Day? It's like, when does it stop being after Labor Day? Because technically everything's after Labor Day. Think about it, people. Think critically. Yeah, if we were running off of some other calendar like the Mayan. Like the Mayan?
00:32:52
Speaker
We wouldn't even know when to start or stop wearing white. No sacrificing people wearing white after Labor Day. What kind of rule is that? It's not for me. Yeah. Well, I guess we agree. No, no. Or yes to that. What's the question again? Anyway, I'm going to wear white whenever I want. I don't care what day it is. I'm going to wear it and I'm going to be fashionable no matter what my really fashionable friends think of me and my fashions. OK, flip flops.
00:33:21
Speaker
On women, yes. On men, no. Yeah. Wow. Yeah. I'm going to make it a gender issue. I'm going to make it a gender issue. I know. I know. I know. It's capitalism and gender with you. I know. No, I think here's here's the honest answer. If you got nice feet, wear flip flops. You got ugly feet. Don't wear flip flops. And that's for you to decide which ones you have and for me to judge because you could think you have great feet. And then I see that and I go, that's not for me. That's not for me.
00:33:47
Speaker
Why is there one long hair that's just curling outside of the shoe and
Practicality & Environmental Considerations
00:33:53
Speaker
you're tripping over it? I don't want that. I understand. I just don't like flip flops either. I don't like the thing in my toe. Yeah. I think about the Old Navy ones that you could get for like two for five or two for ten. And those got dirty so fast. I got a question for you. Yeah. The term cum gutter.
00:34:13
Speaker
OK, well, I don't really care for that term, but I do like what it's referencing. I don't like when they call me that, but I love saying it out loud. Yeah, well, because well, I'm thinking of the cum gutters on a person. Sure. You know, when when a guy has that like shape.
00:34:31
Speaker
Yeah. When a guy has a thing on his body that, um, it kind of looks like a gutter for cum. Yes. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. I like that. But term I could live without me do some work. Yeah. Figure something else out. Got it.
Fandom & Social Interactions
00:34:45
Speaker
Rinsing dishes before putting them into the dishwasher. Oh, thank God you said something. This is my one battle in life. I truly think it's a waste of water to rinse them.
00:34:59
Speaker
But if you have like an older machine, you need to do it because otherwise it won't get all the food off of it or whatever. But I do think it's a waste of water. Disney adults.
00:35:11
Speaker
Oh, this keeps coming up. It literally has come up three times this week. Really? Yes, I'm not kidding. I've been talking about Disney adult stuff because I do watch behind the attractions on Disney plus just because I'm like a nerd for me some parks. The strike is over. We can talk about whatever we want. Continue. Oh, yeah. Yeah. The strike is over. That's right. That's right. See, I work. I work in TikTok and Instagram. So the strike.
00:35:40
Speaker
if anything benefited us. Perfect. I was able to get really nice editors. Oh, no.
00:35:53
Speaker
Well, he's a drag queen. With Disney adults, yes or no? Yes or nay? Nay. Nay for how we know them. But there is a part of me that is a Disney adult, I guess. Yeah. Yeah. I know. I'm like. I like the feeling I get when I go to those places, but I can't make it my whole personality.
00:36:21
Speaker
Yeah. Yeah. I don't want the like when you're doing the videos and you're walking in and it's like you and you're like five girlfriends who are all also in their fifties and they're like, we're at Disney. Let's go see the princesses. And I say this about everything. I think I think people liking things a lot is stupid. And I think liking a lot of things all the time is bad. And I said it out loud. Anything, anything at all. If you like it too much, I don't like you.
00:36:48
Speaker
This is this is from the same person who had all of her friends come together last week to watch Harry Potter. One hundred and not even the first one, the sixth one. Exactly. Like we needed to study. Absolutely. So any kind of comment I make on you is personal and you should take it so. Yeah. I mean, she loves capitalism and she loves J.K. Rowling. Absolutely. I'm a transphobic bigot who also loves money. Again, the thing you really need to take away from this entire podcast. Yeah. Straight men hitting on you.
00:37:15
Speaker
I love, I love, I love it. You love it? It's like pulling back the veil in the middle of the night. Why is there a veil? When you're closest to death, it's like the witching hour for me. Oh my God. Wow. It's like you really want all that.
00:37:34
Speaker
It's paranormal, really. It's it's paranormal. Oh, my God. It's an interstellar. I like it. So when they do it, do they like are they subtle about it or do they? How do you like it? I I appreciate the like. Oh.
00:37:50
Speaker
Are you into the penises? Potentially kind of games, but I also. You know, it's like when someone looks at me and they say I like I look good, I have like a nice haircut. Nice, nice lats, bro. Do you want to like.
00:38:11
Speaker
Do you want to press some weights and then, you know, see where it goes? Yeah. My man. Oh, dude, I got an itchy. But can you itch it for me? That's right. I can't. I've got an itchy. But can you itch it for me?
Dining Out & Public Restroom Humor
00:38:26
Speaker
I had just turned on. It's crazy. I don't I don't understand. Straight man. I don't get straight man eating out. Yes.
00:38:39
Speaker
I don't know why it took me so long to come up with it because I'm like eating out. Yeah, I mean. Literally.
00:38:49
Speaker
I say, yeah, I say yes because, you know, there's so many mother and father restaurants out there that we all need to explore and enjoy. And I think, you know, support local businesses, capitalism. And we should be eating out all the time, all the time with your friends, specifically their friends. You should be eating out with your friends, also eating out with strangers. That's nice. And I love it. We should all be doing it all the time. Yeah. Yeah. It took me so long to answer that.
00:39:19
Speaker
Well, probably because you were processing it. I mean, I think for sure there are plenty of fathers out here who I would love to support. But yeah, I'm sure you could you could add them up. Yeah, I would love to do it. OK, I have one more for you. OK, give it to me. Pooping in public restrooms. No problem. Zero problem with it. I say yes. Peeing, that's another question. Pooping, I could do it anywhere, anytime at all. What? Yeah, but not peeing. No.
00:39:48
Speaker
peeing, making a sound, pooping, what sound? There's no sound. Are you kidding? How do you not make sounds when you poop? Because it all just comes out silently. Oh my God. Silently. Silently. I don't, what? I know.
00:40:00
Speaker
I'm, I don't, I don't even believe you. I don't know what you're eating, where you're, we just talked. Oats and twigs and sticks. Yeah. We just talked about drinking coffee and how that makes you go to the bathroom. When I have drank coffee and the only thing in me is hot Doritos, the sounds, the choir, the symphony. The Los Angeles Philharmonic. Yeah. The Philharmonic, the Walt Disney Orchestra meets with the Philharmonic.
00:40:30
Speaker
Hollywood Bowl. No, mine are silent, dude. Mine are silent. I just go in there and get in, get out. Easy peasy. But the peeing, people could hear it and I get very weird about it.
00:40:42
Speaker
The security camera footage of people in Walmart pooping in the middle of the aisle, that is so you. You're just like, no one knows I'm going to be here any longer. Okay. When you mean publicly, I don't mean in the middle of an aisle in Walmart. I am talking about an enclosed space, maybe a bathroom, something with floor walls.
00:41:02
Speaker
Nowhere that people have a perfect bird's eye view of what I'm doing. You're in IKEA and you're just like looking at everyone. You're like, enjoy your Swedish meatballs. Listen, what I do on my weekends, what I do on the weekends is my business. And if I want to shit inside of an IKEA trash can and then slowly walk by. Why a trash can? They have so many showcases set up for you.
00:41:22
Speaker
And a fancy toilet. They don't have toilets out there. I've checked Home Depot, yes, but not in an IKEA. Oh, great. So you're sitting at Lowe's just like dropping a big doogie. You know, they have those stacks of buckets at Lowe's. I go one after the other and I kind of leave them alone. How funny if you... What a funny prank if we were to Lowe's and pooped in one of the 10 gallon buckets. Hilarious. Stacked them.
00:41:48
Speaker
A hilarious prank. A classic prank. This is a classic gotcha prank. Everyone. Phil is going into a Sunday morning shift and he's like, oh, Christ. You know, there's knock knock. Who's there? That's the first classic. Second classic. Poop in a bucket at Lowe's. Leave it. So Frank finds it the next morning. Why do the two get to smell like shit? Because. Because of Anya.
00:42:12
Speaker
Yeah, I mean, at the same time, too, you could what happens if you like, you know, you could poop in like a bag of manure mulch. People wouldn't even know. And then they would be sprinkling that on their flower beds. OK, follow up question. When you when you go to the bathroom and you make a number
Audience Interaction & Musical Interests
00:42:29
Speaker
two stinky poopy poo, it looks like mulch.
00:42:34
Speaker
I mean, sometimes, depending on what I've eaten. We got to get you to a doctor. We got to get you checked out. Just like full onward chips. We got to get you checked out. Yeah. I mean, I understand Doritos and coffee would do that, but I'm still shocked because if I would have taken a dump in a manure bag, you would note the difference right away. You'd be like, what is this bag of manure with a poop on it? With a poop on it. That's what people would say and ask.
00:43:00
Speaker
Okay, this is great. I'm so glad we got so deep into that. I think we have time for a question. Oh, we have one question. Who's the question from? We have a question from our listener. Our beautiful, amazing listeners. One of our listeners, just our listener. We have one listener. Well, famously, people have a lot of listeners in their first episode before it airs. Yes, oh my God. Exactly.
00:43:24
Speaker
This question comes from an amazing beautiful pop star. You probably know her. You've probably seen her.
00:43:33
Speaker
We're talking looks, we're talking lyrics, we're talking visuals, we're talking amazing artistry. We're talking somebody who's the next person you should be obsessed over. Yes. And what's their name? Money! Cha-ching! Money, money, money. I'm making a withdrawal, honey. Oh, darling. Love it. Not for real. Well, okay, so what did this bitch ask of?
00:43:59
Speaker
That's right. That's right. That's right. She asked us, she says, hi, Dasha and Anya. I love you guys so much. I've been listening to the pod for years now and cannot wait to meet you guys in person. Incredible. My question to you is, what is your favorite music artist?
00:44:18
Speaker
Ooh, that's actually a really good question. Yeah, I did not think about it. From one musical legend to another. Oh, my God. I love that question. I know. She probably wants us to say her, but she's not my favorite. She she's like far from it. Wow. I would say I would say, wow. OK. So who's your favorite artist? Um, who is my favorite artist?
00:44:48
Speaker
Well, I feel like one of our favorite artists is Lady Gaga. A hundred percent. Happy 10 year anniversary to Art Pop. Oh my gosh. To those who celebrate the Art Pop, Art Flop.
00:45:02
Speaker
It is one of the greatest records ever made and people slept on it and were dumb and didn't realize what it was. And it's truly one of the greatest pop records ever made. And I will stand by that and I have stood by that and I will continue to stand by it until my dying breath. Thank you very much. I, you know, I will support that. I mean, I literally got our pop tattooed on me before the album even came out. So I was dedicated. And then the second artist has to be Money.
00:45:26
Speaker
No one else. Just if we got an album that was Money and Lady Gaga collaborating, what genre do you think that would be? Rock, rock, rock and roll. Rock and roll. It would be rock and roll. Rock and roll for me. I vibe. I mean, the Born This Way, which was considered a rock album, definitely was ahead of its time as well. And all of Money's music is both
00:45:55
Speaker
retro and of the now. It's pretty timeless. Is there anyone else that we're thinking of? I also would love to talk about the concert we went to recently for META.
00:46:08
Speaker
Oh, so good. Also a budding artist that's very strong and so good. Yeah, we I mean, I saw a couple of music videos like online and I and I knew her from the music video for Lemon with Rihanna. And I was like, who is this very interesting, amazing dancer? And then to find out that she has her own music career and is like huge overseas and.
00:46:33
Speaker
just happened to be performing in Los Angeles. I was like, I better get this now because I'm never going to be able to afford tickets when she blows up. So I have to go see her now. And we saw her at the Turkish lounge and the production was great. She the energy she served was incredible. Like what a performance. What a person that knows how to dance and sing.
00:46:54
Speaker
The dancing, I mean the singing off the cup, the dancing, nothing like it before. Always different. It was from corner to corner. Absolutely. Like 100%. I'm sure she was exhausted.
00:47:10
Speaker
Yeah, it was you saw the influence of like Janet throughout. It was amazing. Incredible. She references Janet. Oh, so good. I was I was happy and you don't know this, but I found this out.
Gratitude & Professional Acknowledgements
00:47:22
Speaker
Duckworth was behind us. I later saw him posting on his socials. He was at that show and he was like a couple of rows behind us, like videotaping. And you could see us in the video. And I was freaking out because I was like, if I knew Duckworth was there, I would have been like,
00:47:36
Speaker
Let's talk, let's chat, you were incredible. I saw him open for the Jonas Brothers, which was wild, but I was like, you are, he was wearing a white corset and like jeans and this whole like jean look and incredible background dancers. I was obsessed with him. So that's another artist, Duckworth, you should watch.
00:47:54
Speaker
Yeah. Wow. I can't believe that. I need to see this clip where we're in this. The heads of us. Yeah, I was on Instagram. I was like, you're at the show. No, I wish I would have seen you. I would have. Yeah, I would have done that. No, but I did DM him and he did not respond. Wow. Duckworth.
00:48:14
Speaker
I was like, you're great. He's like, I know. I know. I know. I was behind you guys because I did not want you to see me. I have about a thousand other white girls who are desperately trying to talk to me. Yes. Yeah. Well, wow. OK, so shout out Duckworth. Shout out money. Shout out Lady Gaga.
00:48:32
Speaker
I want to take a moment to thank our engineer for the day, Money, who's been incredible today and a wonderful support. I want to thank my co-host, Anya, who's been bringing the energy and amazing thing for this first episode. I want to thank ShareGrid, who allowed us to rent the equipment that we use today in order to create this amazing podcast.
00:48:57
Speaker
And I would just like people who are listening to make sure to follow us on all of our socials and... Yeah, what's your social? My social is doshafave on Instagram and then yours is...
00:49:09
Speaker
Ani behind. And you can find us basically on every other social media under those handles and just like take care of each other. Be nice to one another. Have a good day. And hold hands. Hold hands. I want to say thank you to Dasha for getting this equipment that makes us super legit. We're legit. I mean, like we could not be legit. I mean, it's hard for us not to be legit, but this makes us that much more legit. Almost like too legit to quit. Some say.
00:49:40
Speaker
And we won't, we're gonna come back next week and you're gonna listen to us and you're gonna love it. We're gonna come back every week, we're gonna come back every day. I know, stronger, better, stronger. Stronger, better, stronger. Stronger, stronger, better, stronger.
00:49:51
Speaker
that's right Christina who we don't know the last name just a girl named Christina who said one time faster better stronger thank you so much for listening to Dom and Dahmer I hope we covered all the things you wanted to hear and if we didn't cover it then listen next time and if you want to talk about something specific or hear us talk about something right in right in DM us because
00:50:13
Speaker
Dasha loves to DM people. I love DMing people. And she wants the response. Absolutely. And I will respond. I have very little going on in my life. So I am always on my little DMs. I'm looking at who's messaging me. Please make sure to reach out. Just tell me nice things sometimes. Yeah. She looks in the primaries. She looks in the generals. There's different folders.
00:50:35
Speaker
Well, OK, I guess that's that's where we're going to end. So thank you so much. You know, winter is coming. God bless. Yeah, I got a teacher. Bye bye.