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Episode 004: Science and Sciencer, Bog Pants, Astrology  image

Episode 004: Science and Sciencer, Bog Pants, Astrology

S1 E4 · Dom and Dommer
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We’re back and better than ever baby…mostly because we’re providing you with ACTUAL SCIENCE. Hosts Anya B Hynz and Dasha ask hard hitting questions about dolphin LSD studies that may or may not have turned into a tragedy, Dune buckets that are going to be a financial investment for the future and what your astrological sign may or may not say about your social aptitude.

Dom and Dommer is about two friends who talk about everything under the sun and over the moon. We're not only global, we're interstellar. We're also local. Right at your backdoor. We talk about the dumb and the profound. The high and low. So strap in and strap on.

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Transcript

Reunion and Surreal Cat Encounter

00:00:08
Speaker
Oh my god. Oh my god, where have you been buddy? We haven't talked in ages. We haven't talked in ages. We are reporting live from the outskirts of a cat sex paradise happening outside.
00:00:30
Speaker
Dasha was just letting me know that we had to close all the windows and doors because there are cats outside that are violently having sex. Tell us about that, Dasha. Sometimes I'm sitting in my living room trying to enjoy all of my shows, all of my little movies, and I'll hear something that sounds like murder outside.
00:00:57
Speaker
As I looked into it, as one does, when one here sounds like that, I discovered that the cats that prowl the street outside my apartment are having violent, passionate, loud sex. Wow. Yeah. They're about to just like take over this entire neighborhood. They're going to populate generously. Yeah. They're running amok.
00:01:23
Speaker
I am always fascinated by animals having sex. Are you? Say more. No. No, but I would like to hear you speak more

Humor in Turtle Mating and Anatomy

00:01:32
Speaker
on it. What about that fascinates you? Like, have you ever seen turtles having sex? No. What the hell? Do they just get... How do they get on top of each other? Oh my God. We're going to have to talk about this. Is it butt to butt? No. Oh my God. Like Avatar. Yeah. Like their hair. Exactly.
00:01:51
Speaker
Oh, they so, you know, naturally one kind of mounts the other. And that that one is sticking out its head going. And it's so it's so interesting to watch getting penetrated is making that noise. No, the one who is penetrating.
00:02:15
Speaker
Sticks his head out and the and the other one that's just sitting there is just looking like Sideways like okay. Okay, buddy. I have a follow-up And it's important that you answer because this is for science. Okay, um So turtles have shells, right? Yeah pretty pretty round Yeah how when the top turtle is
00:02:41
Speaker
climbs on top of the bottom turtle, how does he reach downstairs within, how long are these turtle dicks that they're able to go in there? Well, are you familiar with Megan Thee Stallion's hit song, Captain Hook? Yes, I live that every day. Yeah, well, so do turtles. Okay, so compared to a turtle's body as penises, sizable. Well, it's got a hook. It's got a reach. It literally curls up.
00:03:11
Speaker
into the vaginal orifice, you know, like an angle, a crazy angle. This is what I'm saying. Like, I don't know. Maybe I'm like super prudish, but I'm like, I don't want to. That's what I'm saying. I'm like something about like, I don't want to see an animal's penis. I don't want to see an animal's pussy. I don't want to see an animal's asshole. I don't want to look at an animal's like genitals at all. I'm like, good for you. Wow. I'm surprised by that, Tasha. I thought you were so like sex positive.
00:03:41
Speaker
Okay. There's a big difference between being sex positive and wanting to look at animal dicks. I'm just saying. Like, well, you know, they deserve it. Of course. And they deserve to have privacy and their own time to do what they have to do. Get down. You're right. You're right. Well, we didn't even.
00:04:02
Speaker
We didn't even say like, hey, welcome back to Dom and Dom. Hey guys, welcome to Dom and Dommer. I think they know. Yeah, they got the gist of what's up. We got into that. Yeah, I mean, this conversation couldn't wait for introductions. It couldn't. As soon as you were like, hold on. Before we start, I got to just make sure we're safe from the cats just fucking outside. Yeah, I got to board up the house. Yeah, I was like, damn, OK. Brilliant. Love it.
00:04:31
Speaker
I really don't love it. Do we talk about how much we love science? Did we ever get into that here? No, I mean, I do. I genuinely love science. I mean, specific science. I don't, not physics. I don't give a shit why things do what, but biology. I like biology a lot.
00:04:47
Speaker
Okay, interesting. If we put our forces together, we could take over all of science. You think being you teaming up, we're going to be like super science, super scientists. We honestly, we could have called this science and science and science. That's right. Here's a fun science fact. So if you put like a frog in a pot of water and you turn the water on to boil,
00:05:15
Speaker
The frog will not jump out. But if you just throw a frog into a scalding hot pot of water, it will jump out. And I think that's a metaphor for global warming. Thank you. OK. Thank you. Thank you. It is. It is. We got there. Oh, I was so ready for it. Yeah, science. Girl, I've seen that meme on Instagram. Babe.
00:05:44
Speaker
That's where I get all my science. All my science. Instagram. I started following this this hot like science guy. I wouldn't say he's hot to everyone. He wears glasses. Yeah. Okay. Glasses and wears, you know, like the whole like ocean jumper bodysuit stuff, whatever. Ocean jumper bodysuit? Not ocean, but like bogs, like a bog pants.
00:06:10
Speaker
What's a bog pant? You know when people go into bogs? Got it. Like giant rubber overalls. Yeah. Got it. I know what you're talking about. Yeah, yeah. So naturally that caught my eye. No, of course. I mean, very specific. Once you were done with those animal penis videos, you're like,
00:06:29
Speaker
What's next? What's the next one on my reel? Oh, and yeah, he was, he goes to places like in Texas where it used to be underwater and he'll find rocks with the fossils of like crabs and fish and things and clams. And I'm like, that's not where those would normally be in the middle of a forest river. No.
00:06:52
Speaker
Not at all. The fact that you started by saying that Texas was underwater, that was enough for me to ask follow up question. What parts were underwater? You know, this is probably back when would you call it the I want to say like Pythagorean period, but that's the pyramid. That's not that's the theorem. Yeah, that's the theorem. Right. Right.
00:07:20
Speaker
On our next episode of Science and Sciencer. We were getting there. We got there. We got there. So, yeah, long ago. Prehistoric?

Historical Geology Humor: Pangaea

00:07:34
Speaker
Yeah. OK, here we go. You know, like, what did they call it when, like, all the Americas were together and everything was like one. It was like a P word. Hold on. Pangea. Pangea.
00:07:47
Speaker
I pulled that out of, okay, I pulled that out of my ass because I think the last time we had a conversation, I didn't know how many continents there were. So you know what? I think I needed to make up for the fact that I didn't know how many continents there were. Wow, how redeemable. Thank you. I had to look up a bunch of stuff after that because I was so distraught and embarrassed by how little science I was sciencing that after our conversation, I literally went and started reading all about that stuff.
00:08:15
Speaker
I love that. We should have done that together. That would have been a vibe. No, I was too nervous. I was too nervous for you to look at me looking up science stuff. Listen, my science minor is from Emerson College. So I wouldn't say I am, you know, deeply, deeply knowledgeable. I'm extremely embarrassed because I went to literally a science high school with like nine Nobel Prize winners in physics and I am who I am.
00:08:44
Speaker
So it feels like a wasted opportunity for some. When I was in high school, and I guess this is similar to English class, but I always got straight A's and it was definitely just because of my personality and
00:09:05
Speaker
Well because I was like friends with the teachers you know I and if I didn't want to do a project whatever way that was the normal way I was like let me make a video let me do a song and they were like we love it and so I got like the science medal my senior year and I was in advanced physics at the time but I was like there are people here who
00:09:29
Speaker
are way smarter than me but they just didn't care and you know it was like the people that just like wouldn't do their homework or like you know pay attention in class and then they would get a decent grade that's crazy to me i don't know how you were as a as a kid but like when people were just like naturally smart and got it and like they could get straight A's and they could be like
00:09:54
Speaker
you know, valedictorian or whatever the word is, but they wouldn't just because they were like, I don't really care about school and I don't care about this class. And I'm like, you're like a hidden genius.
00:10:05
Speaker
You're a hidden genius. You're a hidden figure, some might say. I think that that's just how like I think that's life, man. That's like, you know, some people are really smart and talented and just kind of like aren't able to, for one reason or another, like connect. And like, I think like, you know, that's just I didn't really understand that, but I that's because like I got things, but I was a terrible test taker and continue to be a terrible test taker.
00:10:32
Speaker
Did you take, did you have to do a lot of, um, those like five paragraph essays or like, I don't think so. I hated standardized testing. I was so terrified for the SAT. I didn't take it. I took the ACT instead. Cause I was like, I won't be able to memorize this vocabulary. I'm not going to be able to do like any of this. So I just like crossed my fingers, took the ACT.
00:10:56
Speaker
gotten a right score and that was it. Looking back, my SAT score was pretty average, but I just remember being one bamboozled because you study and learn so much and then suddenly these questions weren't even... They're like side quests to what you were already learning. Then you're sitting there being like,
00:11:19
Speaker
Well, I don't really know. That was like maybe one day that we kind of covered that aspect of this. Or it was like a trick trick question where it's like, oh, it seems obvious, but it's not because you had to you didn't write your name on this page. So deduct five points. And it's like, oh, my God, why are you trying to trip me up? It's like they always say that, like, the A.C.T.s are about what you know. And then the A.C.T.s are like, how good are you at taking tests?
00:11:46
Speaker
And like, I think that there's people that can take tests, their skills are incredible. Like Danielle, for example, amazing test taker, is able to just like, boom, boom, boom, I absolutely cannot. It is my biggest nightmare. Yeah. Did she have to take a realtor test? She sure did. And guess who passed? When she said that in her stand up,
00:12:10
Speaker
that for a moment, I was like, holy shit, I could not imagine taking that kind of test right now. She studied really hard for months. And I looked at those textbooks, they're thick as hell. And they're asking you stuff about real estate, obviously. But it's like crazy stuff like, you know, like, you know, Jimmy bought this house and like, is it legal for him to transfer it like to his children through a face or that or like, what type of
00:12:37
Speaker
legal binding contract is this, like specific names of contracts and everything. Like it's so, it's so, it's cool that she was able to do that. I'm completely impressed. Shout out Danielle for being an amazing real estate person. Yeah. Okay. If we're going to talk about science, did you know that there was like a study being conducted on like dolphins and like to see if they like to try to get them to talk because like dolphins are.
00:13:07
Speaker
the smartest creatures, they're basically like us, but in the ocean. And they were trying to figure out ways of how to like communicate with them. Kind of like, you know, Coco was able to communicate with people through sign language, the gorilla. And then- Oh, okay. That was like the Disney movie. They were doing all these experiments to see if they could do that.

Dolphin Study and Ethical Questions

00:13:32
Speaker
And the trainer grew really, really close with the dolphin, but they realized that
00:13:37
Speaker
They had really high sex drives and would do a little bit of learning and then be so preoccupied with wanting to fuck that they just didn't care. And moving them from one tank to another tank to do the thing and whatever was so long.
00:13:53
Speaker
that these scientists were like, we're just going to start jerking them off. Like, we're just going to start jerking off these dolphins. So these scientists really genuinely, this is a real true story, started jerking off these dolphins. Wow. Yeah. And then I think, I don't remember, in my mind, someone died. I don't know if it was a dolphin or the trainer, but someone died of, I think, a broken heart. I don't know who it was. Maybe the dolphin? Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.
00:14:23
Speaker
Someone died because of a broken heart. I mean, I don't think that's really what happened, but I recall someone dying. I don't remember who it was because the reason I read it was like a tragedy. I think the dolphin died. And I think it might have been something like behavioral like. Like he fell in love with the guy. I think he fell in love with the it was a female scientist. Oh, OK. Oh, yeah.
00:14:45
Speaker
Oh wow. Yeah. Yeah. Women can be scientists too, Darien. No, of course I'm just, I'm just thinking of guy on guy action. That's just where my brain went. It's okay. Although I was thinking when you first started telling this story, I was like, how does the wife feel at home or the, the husband, I guess in either situation.
00:15:11
Speaker
when the partner comes home and is like, honey, not tonight. I just spent the last six hours jerking dolphins off. I think it took her very little time. I think that the reason why she did it was because she was like, boom, boom, boom. She has opposable thumbs. It took her no time at all.
00:15:29
Speaker
you know, got that done, but they just got too involved, too attached to each other. And it was like, it broke, I mean, thousands of laws, 100% and like not very ethical science wise, if we're going to talk about science experiments, not very ethical. And I don't know what happened to the scientists. I don't think they are working today. I could be wrong. Wow.
00:15:54
Speaker
Anyway, I think this is a good time to take a break. We're actually NPR, I think. I think what you've learned today is that we're actually NPR. Yes. We're your actual news source for real current and uncurrent news. Yes, current and uncurrent news. If you would like that on a tote bag, we will be selling it. Feel free to donate to DCDF. Oh.
00:16:23
Speaker
That's our channel. Okay. Or the San Diego Zoo. Sure. Or the San Diego Zoo. They're also jerking off animals. They're jerking them left and right. Okay, we'll be right back. I'm gonna look up who's jerking off animals.
00:16:47
Speaker
Okay, we're back. Okay, we are back. I first I do have to say I am looking behind you at the dune bucket. Yeah. And I can't not look at it without thinking of all the people on Twitter with their dicks in the in the dune bucket. Oh, let me tell you, I got the last one at AMC Burbank 16 when I went to go see dune on opening night.
00:17:10
Speaker
I had a girl cry behind me after I got my bucket and she said, that's the last one. The girl behind me cried. Wow. It was. And you grabbed it and just like fisted it in front of her. I fully. Well, what I did was my friend that came with me, Rob, he was so embarrassed that I got one of them and I was embarrassing him because I was holding it up in the air and screaming. He asked me not to put.
00:17:32
Speaker
the top of it on, the part that looks like a pocket pussy. He just asked me to put the popcorn in the bucket and he would eat out of that. He refused to put his hand inside of the pussy. You could play with it. I charge about 20 bucks, but you could play with it. No, it's all right. I am kind of jealous that you have one though. It's a part of cultural history and cinema history. It's going to be in a museum one day.
00:17:59
Speaker
Well, I was just thinking if I wanted to buy one off eBay, it was probably going for a good amount of money. Last I saw was like 80 bucks or like 100 bucks or something. That's insane. It's a freaking popcorn bucket. It's so much more than that. You haven't put your hand in it. I'm scared I'm going to get too attached like the fucking dolphin. You're the dolphin. I'm going to heartbreak. You're going to break your little heart. I love this. Teach me.
00:18:28
Speaker
I love this dune bucket. I did want to know how we were going to transition to astrology. Well, we were talking about science and there's nothing more scientific than astrology. Nothing more scientific at all. Some people, especially in LA, people treat astrology like a fucking to-do list every day. Look, whatever makes you happy and
00:18:58
Speaker
I think it's like harmless and I enjoy it.

Astrology Skepticism and Humor

00:19:03
Speaker
But if I have another person be like, what's your sign? And then when I tell them that that makes sense, I will. Yeah, I'm like, I'm like, what about my birthday is telling you anything about me? I just met you. I mean, I've been that person. I definitely.
00:19:20
Speaker
maybe not to you, but I have fully had people tell me their sign and be like, oh my God, now it makes sense. And it's funny, because it's normally the people who are like, I don't believe in my sign, you know, none of it tracks for me. And I'm like, well, that's what your sign would say. Here's the thing. I've also given the wrong birthday. And then and they've said to me,
00:19:45
Speaker
Oh, that makes sense. Just to see, just to see. It's not, you know, I'm an evil person deep down inside. I'm a deeply mean, horrible, evil-spirited, mean-spirited, just bitchy bitchy McCunt face. And sometimes when I am bored with my little sad life, I go, how do I create chaos in the world? And it comes at the expense of people just trying to have a nice conversation about
00:20:10
Speaker
crystals and unreal. And what do you do after that? Do you just point at them and be like, I lied? No, I know it. But they never I never tell them. Yeah. But I know my heart of heart and you just laugh. You just go home. I take my little hand hand handheld mirror on my bed. I just look at it and laugh and laugh and laugh for hours. Yeah.
00:20:31
Speaker
That's awesome that you do that. What an awesome little anecdote I know about you now. Look, anytime we're at parties together, I'm going to be like, don't believe her. Don't listen to her. I mean, I've done it once or twice. I don't I don't make it. I don't make it.
00:20:47
Speaker
a point to do it, but I've done it enough because too many people were, and every single time they would say that would make sense and explain why, it was different for every single person. Now I'm afraid you're making assumptions or assumptions about me that I have no control over. Yeah, but I'm even true. That's really tough. So what's your sign? What's your sign? I'm like on the cusp. I'm March 20th at 11.58.
00:21:10
Speaker
So I'm like right between Pisces and Aries. Some people will say that I'm Aries. Some people will say I'm Pisces. Obviously they'll both say kind of to your point like, oh, you have these fire signs or you have these water signs. I'm an emotional mess. So whatever that is, that's me and creative and dreamy and all these other aspects. But yeah, I totally get what you're saying. I think there were times where I got like more deeper into it along with crystals and all that stuff.
00:21:40
Speaker
Um, as many LA Los Angeles to Los Angeles, to me that like along with like tarot cards, like I collect tarot cards. I will go to readings. I have tarot cards. I have crystals. I have the app on my phone. I say all of this and yet I'm fully doing this and checking this every day.
00:22:03
Speaker
I'm I contain multitudes, people. You can't pin me down. You don't know what's going on with me. I'm not a cusp either. So like, I don't know why. I don't know. Whatever. I don't know. But do you feel like any of your your signs traits resonate with you at all? I don't know. Like, I don't know what they are.
00:22:23
Speaker
And people say they're different ones to me every single time. Cause I keep going, like, what does that mean? And then they'll go, well, sometimes it means this to you. And I'm like, okay. You know, I guess like, yeah. When we look at this little thing, what does the things at the top say? So I'm an Aquarius. With a Taurus moon and a Leo rising. What? That's what it says right there on the top.
00:22:46
Speaker
Oh, shit. Okay. I didn't even know that. Mine says probably something else. What's interesting is we had pulled up our compatibility. It's funny because we're more than 50% in smiley face zone, which I'm assuming is compatible. The one that's most interesting to me is philosophies of life in the moderate meh zone.
00:23:12
Speaker
which I fully disagree with. I think we're extremely compatible on philosophies a lot. Yeah, you think so? Well, now I'm doubting it by that reaction. No, like, okay. And maybe this is me just trying to like believe what they've dictated for us. But like, I don't know, I'm curious. I wanted to kind of get into that and like, would that be like morals?
00:23:34
Speaker
Well, considering that we started this conversation by you saying you're cool with animals being jerked off, and I said no, I actually think maybe we're not as compatible in our philosophies as I thought prior. You know what? You know what, Coast Star? You got me again. I might be a big old bitch. And then the frowny face, love and pleasure. I kind of been cracking up because I also feel like that tracks a little bit. OK, so tell me more.
00:24:01
Speaker
Because even in our conversations before we started this podcast and even in the conversations during the podcast, I feel like you definitely can play a more dominant role than I would. And you're kind of more adventurous than I am when it comes to like the actual bones in me of it all. And so that's where I'm assuming Love and Pleasure is playing because I guess you're Capricorn and I'm Aries. I don't know. I don't know what this is trying to tell us.
00:24:31
Speaker
Your Aries, I think, and I must be careful. Yeah, yeah. Well, I don't know. I don't know. I also think like the fact the intellect and communication I think is not right. I just disagree vehemently. And I think that's because I'm Aquarius and I have to be an individual and always be going against the grain. I'm actually going to read. I'm going to read. I'm going to read my chart. I'm looking at this.
00:24:58
Speaker
the section about the communication and there's more. There's like actual. Oh, and this is exactly what I was kind of getting at where I think you're in a better spot for these types of things, because it's saying that I'm more emotionally driven, dreamy and a bit in the clouds, which is funny because I had gave myself those adjectives earlier. You're more insightful, unconventional and super meta, which I also agree with.
00:25:27
Speaker
Oh man, I'm just a fucking statistic man. That's so sad. You're not a statistic. It's not sad. It's just like, I want to be so special and different and unique little flower. And then I go, no, they got me.
00:25:44
Speaker
And the stars got me. They got me, Gal. Well, no, it's just like I kind of look at it as an infinite number of possibilities, you know, for all like thirty eight sided die or or Verbiks cube or whatever metaphor I'm trying to use. I'm following. There's a plenty different like combinations that we can be. And so you're you know, you might be similar in some ways to some people and not in other ways. And you might sit there and, you know. Be crazy in the bedroom.
00:26:14
Speaker
and doing all these things, but only to humans, not to dolphins. Thank God you cleared it up. I was very nervous. Right, right. Whereas I'm the scientist there at the San Diego Zoo being like, it's okay. He's coming all over me. I'm just trying to dissect something real quick.
00:26:36
Speaker
Taking him to another tank is adding 15 minutes to my day of this activity. I'm not doing this. No, he's just going to jerk off on my leg. It's fine. Yeah, yeah, exactly. Okay, so it's saying that Saturn rules, responsibility, restriction, limits, boundaries, fears and self-discipline. And we both have Saturn in Aquarius, meaning that we both struggle with obstinacy. Obstinacy? I guess abstaining from stuff, I'm assuming. Okay. A superiority complex.
00:27:08
Speaker
and being overly detached. Your struggles are similar and you can likely help each other work through them. Do you feel you have a superiority complex and are overly detached? I guess in some instances I can be, like if I really wanna analyze myself. And I think we do have similar, I mean, in my mind, I feel like you're someone I can always talk to about my issues and assume that you get it.
00:27:37
Speaker
Yeah, same. I do feel like I'm overly detached, for sure. I am very independent and I don't want to rely on anybody to get something done. I don't like feeling like someone needs to help me do something. Is that what that means, to be detached? Yeah, I have to be detached. I don't have to rely on anyone. Oh, interesting. I was thinking it as detached from reality.
00:28:05
Speaker
Well, that too. I mean, I'm fucking crazy, but. Because normally, yeah, like there are moments where I feel like I like detach from reality. So I'm physically detached, but you're like mentally detached. Yeah. Damn.
00:28:17
Speaker
Cause I love being with friends. Like I do notice. I love being with friends and socializing. I just don't like having to rely on them. Which I, yes. No, I guess if we're thinking about like, yeah, I never want to burden my friends.

Independence and Personal Struggles

00:28:34
Speaker
I never want to like ask for favors. I want to be independent in that way for sure. Yeah. I'm going to like do this thing myself because I'm just too chicken shit to be like helping with this.
00:28:47
Speaker
Oh, 100%. And I'll struggle and I'll be upset and I'll like fuck up my back. And I'm like, I could have just had someone to help. But instead, I fully am like that even with drag to like, they'll be I'll be in the dressing room. And I want to like make sure my outfits I can put on myself and don't need someone to like help me get into it. And even when girls are like, do you need me to help you with this or that? I'm like, No, I got it. Even though I could be like fully struggling. Yeah. A lot of the times when I would do a show, someone like Shannon would be there money, money, music,
00:29:17
Speaker
And she would be the stage mom. And we were just talking about this at the brunch on Sunday because I realized that when Shannon was there, I didn't even know Shannon was there.
00:29:30
Speaker
the two hosts maybe in hybrid were like, oh, Shannon's gonna help us do this and she's holding the prop and blah, blah, blah, blah. And I was like, LOL. She's fully like everyone's assistant in these moments at drag shows, like she'll be the participant in like a game, she'll sing, she'll hold things, she'll help people.
00:29:51
Speaker
She's the consummate professional. She's the, what are they called? The swing in theater. Like the person that like memorizes all the lines. So if someone calls out sick, they could like step in for any role. Oh, yeah. She's like a swing. She's like able to jump in and do anything and like be game and be good and like serve.
00:30:12
Speaker
Yeah, especially when other people are not there to serve. We should take another break and we should get into our fun little segment. Yes. That everyone always just is at the edge of their seat for every episode. Glamoring, slobbering, just breathing in because they're in their cars right now listening and it's just like.
00:30:38
Speaker
that heavy breathing waiting to hear our game called Yes or No? The creativity. All right, stay tuned. All right, we are back. And you're listening to Dom and Dumber.
00:31:10
Speaker
Oh my God, the cats outside. They're trying to come in. They're strung out. Okay. So we are going to play our favorite, favorite, favorite game. You know what you love it? Yes or no. It's really complicated. A lot of people have written
00:31:32
Speaker
and send in carrier pigeons expressing how difficult the rules of this game happen to be. But listen, just stick with it. You'll be okay. You'll be all right. Yeah, you'll catch on soon enough. Yeah, yeah. You'll be all right. So I have the first one for you. The robot runners that are like the little robot carrier food things that are popping up.
00:31:56
Speaker
Okay, here's God's honest truth. I get that they're like they put little faces on them and it's like supposed to be cute and whatever the fuck. I am terrified of them. I think that they are like a menace to society. Like I've seen one literally just like
00:32:14
Speaker
like stuck jam like going back and forth back and forth like it is the saddest existence ever for those little guys like I I don't know we've seen Wally we know what cute robots have to experience a trauma and like those will be the first one in the robot wars to kill us okay also give jobs back to people stop taking away jobs
00:32:40
Speaker
They are run by humans. What? There's a human inside driving it? They're remote controlled. Shut the fuck up. No, they're not. They are remote controlled. They're remote controlled. Yeah. So there's one guy remote controlling it. And then after the order is done or whatever and the battery is running low, it comes back to a port to get charged.
00:33:06
Speaker
But I'm gonna take all of that as a big no on the robot runners. I don't know, once you told me it was being run by a person with a joystick, I kinda got into it. Yeah, it's a little game for them.
00:33:16
Speaker
Whoa. Imagine this guy just chilling in his room. It's probably all remote. And he's just driving it around like it's a little Mario Kart. So he's just looking at asses, because that's how low it is. Yeah. But that's why you can go up to one and be like, hey, let me take a picture. And they'll pose. I thought it was a self-driving car. I just knew where it was going.
00:33:41
Speaker
I mean, maybe there's more than one brand out there, I guess, and maybe they're run differently, but nope. All right. What about you? You like them? Yeah, I think they're cute. I think it's cuter if they are run by little people inside the machine. That's cool. But yeah, no, I find them somewhat charming. Have I used them? No. Do I plan to? No. I think it's like a fun world we live in. I feel like Judy Jetson.
00:34:10
Speaker
Oh, hello, Milo. I wrote Timothy Chalamet, but the way I spelled it was Timothy Chalam. But I know it's Timothy Chalamet is what I meant, but it is spelled C-H-A-L-I-M-E in my note. Oh my. What do you think about Timothy Chalamet?
00:34:36
Speaker
I have slowly come around to him. When I saw him in Wonka, I don't know if we talked about this, but when I saw him in Wonka, I was kind of intrigued. That role was the one that got you into Timothée, him as in Willy Wonka.
00:34:51
Speaker
Not any of his previous roles. Willie Wonka. I know. Not not in Call Me By Your Name. Not at all. I mean, he just looks so breakable sometimes. That's not usually a turn on. But there's something about him that I'm slowly realizing I'm like interested in. You know, how are you feeling about him?
00:35:12
Speaker
I was always on his team and I'm still on his team and I liked him and doing a lot and I think he's a really interesting actor and like don't really care about him personally or what he does outside of movies. I think he's just a really great actor and I'm excited to see what he works on next. So boob tape. Boob tape. Yeah. How do you feel about boob tape? I have never used it because
00:35:41
Speaker
As, again, as a science person, I just don't believe scientifically that it would be able to hold my huge giant gazongas up to anywhere without pulling off my skin off my body. I just don't understand how it could do it. But a lot of people who I know who have bigger breasts have said that it was great. Oh, OK. Yeah.
00:36:07
Speaker
Yeah, I feel like I'm sure bodies and boob types all get affected differently by using boob tape. I've I've want to buy some, but here's the other thing. I'm I'm like, it's going to be super expensive because I'm going to need like seven rolls of that shit. Like I'm going to have to like really hawk it behind my back and do like a little it has it. It's going to have to look like a backpack. Wow. In order to contain what I needed to contain. Yeah.
00:36:37
Speaker
I wore a low cut shirt for the first time a couple of months ago to someone's birthday. I don't understand. It's like walking into like everybody knew who I was. Does that make sense? Like it was like, it was like a calling card. People were just staring. I forget the power the breasts have. I really forget that. And I don't like using it. And then once in a while I bust these girls out. All of a sudden people are nicer. People are talking to me more.
00:37:02
Speaker
You've got your tits out and your dune bucket and people, you're the talk of the town. And people are finally talking to me. You can't get people off of you. My God, all I had to do was take my tits out and get a dune bucket.
00:37:17
Speaker
Ozempic. I was just talking about Ozempic because I feel like I'm cool with it, it's whatever, great science. This is really a science episode.

Ozempic for Weight Loss Discussion

00:37:29
Speaker
It's turned into almost like a slur in a way.
00:37:34
Speaker
where it's like, oh, like suddenly, I mean, yes, there are definitely people I'm seeing who I'm like, wow, you suddenly dropped a ton of weight. And I feel like people are kind of using it as like a butt of a joke in a way, which is probably a bummer for the people using it if they feel some type of way.
00:37:51
Speaker
But then I also learned recently that some people have been taking it before even the craze because of like things like diabetes and stuff like that. Yeah. So yeah, whatever is working for people to use it and access it. Great. I'm I wish I could have it. I've tried. They will not give it to me. I've tried and tried and tried. And I have to the for those who don't know and are interested in acquiring this unless you can pay eight hundred dollars a month out of pocket.
00:38:22
Speaker
you have to go through your insurance. And in order for that to happen, you have to be like overweight, you have to prove to them that you are like working out every day, like twice a day, you have like a trainer, you're like on a strict diet, you have to show them that you've done everything and it's just not working.
00:38:40
Speaker
And then after you jump through at least six hoops, they might prescribe it to you because people are just like buying it in mass because everyone I like can afford to buy it. That's right. There is like a shortage of it, right? Where people can't get it just because other people are. Well, we got to keep our actresses thin because God forbid somebody that isn't thin is on TV. We'll die. Our eyes will bleed out of our fucking skulls. Sexy dice. You know what I mean? I do.
00:39:11
Speaker
Now I don't know if I do because you kind of gave me this look and now I'm like, do I know what? OK, I'm thinking the guys that people use like that tells them what like lick here or put mouth here. Yeah, yeah, yeah. OK, so we are thinking about this. Yeah. OK, thank God. What do I think about them? I think it's I think it's like campy. Like, I think it's like a campy thing to do in bed. Mm hmm. But are you doing campy things in bed?
00:39:39
Speaker
No. I'm not like doing like a three outfit reveal to Susan Sineham's musings on it. No. Yeah. Also, you don't want a dice telling you what to do. You're like, I tell you what to do. You get on all fours. I will grab this flogger that I stole from Anya.
00:40:01
Speaker
I'm I thank God you got don't forget to take it home. Yeah, it's been in my room. You got to wipe the sludge off of it. I did it for you. You don't have to work better. But yeah, I mean, like I don't trust those days. OK, say more. What do you what do you think it's going to say on him? Because it's like not all the pairings work. I don't want to lick all the different things that there's only six other options. What do you think that it's going to be on those days?

Skepticism of Bedroom Games

00:40:27
Speaker
I don't know, but I don't care to do them. I get it. I don't want you to do anything you're not comfortable with. Put your hand in an outlet. Yeah, one of the sciences outlets. What Spencer's did you get these from? It would be a Spencer's. Rest in peace. RIP. I don't know if they're fully out, but they're like Sears.
00:40:57
Speaker
They're throwing the soil over the casket. What about a hot topic? Going strong? Yeah. Yeah. I think there's one in the Burbank Mall. I used to be scared of hot topic. I fucking went there every time I was at the mall. Those are my people. I mean, I didn't dress anything like them in middle school or high school, but when I felt seen when I would go inside that. Well, not that.
00:41:20
Speaker
No, it was not. But I would walk in with my little preppy collar shirt and be like, what are you doing here? And I was going, I'm looking at these belts, these weird studded belts that I'll never be able to wear. But in my dreams, I own. Mm hmm. Yeah. People pronouncing foreign dishes or places with like accents. Are they doing it correctly? Is it ever correct? Yeah, sure. Yes, correct. Like, yes. I feel like they're saying like, gazpacho.
00:41:52
Speaker
Okay. Maybe I definitely not like, hey, I've had a cheat, I'll fight, you know. It's like we're at an Olive Garden server. That's not anything. That's not an accent. That's just a video game character. You know, if you were at an Olive Garden and you were like pronouncing the things with an Italian accent and you were like, yeah.
00:42:19
Speaker
That's yeah, that's a little much. But, you know, let's say you're in Mexico and you're trying to make sense, you know, don't say tortilla at least. OK, so I was going to say like mostly pronouncing like if you're in Los Angeles, but you're going to a Mexican restaurant and you're like trying to pronounce things like, you know, or you're going to a Spanish restaurant to get paella or whatever. And you're like, but you're going when I was in Barcelona, you know, like that. Yeah. Yeah. I mean, I guess you don't have to put all the the extra flair.
00:42:49
Speaker
But, you know, I'm going to give it somewhat of my best shot. I like it. Yeah. Yeah, same. That's like when my mom would used to call, we'd go to a Mediterranean restaurant and she'd be like, can I get a gay row? Darren, you love the gay rows, right? We'll get two gay rows.
00:43:10
Speaker
And I was like, how can you be homophobic and racist at the same time? And the answer is gayro. Gayro. Homophobic and racist. Okay. I have one more. Do it. Flowers as a gift. It depends. It depends for me.
00:43:35
Speaker
because I love flowers, I love the way they look and I do like getting them but they make me sad when they die and I'm not good at taking care of them and I've had experiences where I've left flowers in my car and it made my car smell like there was a corpse in it.
00:43:56
Speaker
I just, I do like getting them though. If it's like a eucalyptus or something or something that could like maybe not crumble everywhere. Does that make sense? Yeah. Yeah. I get that. I do like flowers. I do. I think they're really beautiful. Okay. It's nice.
00:44:12
Speaker
Yeah, I do like flowers. My mom used to always say that she doesn't like getting flowers. And I think that's because too many men have wronged her in her life who would bring her flowers as a apology type thing. At least that's kind of how she said it for me. So I kind of took that on in the same way that she hates cats. And I also hated cats because of her hating cats. Oh, tonight would have been terrible for you. I know. But I'm better now. I love cats and I love flowers.
00:44:41
Speaker
Great. I'm perfectly fine and I'm cured and nothing's wrong and everything's good. I got my last one for you. Straight people using the term partner. I think I've only experienced this like once in my life, but I guess I don't mind it.
00:45:04
Speaker
odd, but I even feel odd when I say it because I'm sure the other person on the side of it is just saying, I know what you are. Don't try to hide. Don't try to hide it with partner. Partner. Howdy, partner. I'm fine with it. It's not like who am I to say how someone wants to describe their relationship. It is a little funny because
00:45:32
Speaker
my ear automatically goes to like, you're gay? Like I always go, oh, I didn't know you were gay. And then I realized they're not. They're just talking about their partner, but they're trying to be like inclusive or whatever the fuck. And then I'm like, OK. But like for a second I get excited because I'm like, oh, I didn't know you were gay. And then they tricked me. They tricked me with their words. So funny.
00:45:51
Speaker
because they're not actually gay. They've got a boyfriend. My mind's like, oh, oh. I'm picturing you being like, I didn't know you were gay. I don't say it out loud. I don't say it out loud. I just say it in my head. You just watch their mannerisms for the rest of the day. Well, I feel my eyebrows raising. I'll go like,
00:46:14
Speaker
Let it get excited. And then they're like, oh, yeah. And they think I'm excited because they're just telling me about their partner and not knowing that I was excited because I was excited to think that they were queer. That's like the the moment where Britney Spears hears Ryan Seacrest be like my wife or whatever. And she's just going, oh, Fred. She was like,
00:46:42
Speaker
We got into so much science today.

Reflections on Science-Heavy Episode

00:46:45
Speaker
This was an extremely informative episode. Look at that. We gave ourselves a month and a half and suddenly we're just two intellectuals giving you all the current and uncurrent events advice. Absolutely. I also want to take time to say happy birthday. Your birthday just passed and I'm wishing you all the best.
00:47:10
Speaker
And I hope that this year brings you more joy and more happiness and more professional success and just like more time to like enjoy and be free. Thank you. I'm, I'm hoping I'm like, you know, really getting into my thirties now. So I couldn't even remember what, what my actual age was, which I feel like is when, you know, 23, honey.
00:47:35
Speaker
Yeah, I thank God I'm not 23 anymore. If I was still a 23-year-old, the things I have learned and the things I have seen. But I'm so glad we had this time together. You've given me so much revitalized energy and insight into the world. And that's what CoStar said, that you're insightful.
00:47:58
Speaker
And I guess this is the time for me to finally come out and say that I'm a fraud. And actually, I love co-star and I love crystals and I love the zodiac. Oh, period. The killer? The killer. Well, y'all get into it. Go watch Dune 2. Go on X and peruse around. Open your eyes. Open your minds. And unclench.
00:48:26
Speaker
because you know what, we brought you so many current and uncurrent events and you're gonna get so many more. The title of this episode is Science, Current and Uncurrent Events. Yes. Period. Period. Thanks for listening. I love you. Bye.