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Episode 006: Rap Beef, E-Bikes and Water Sports
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Happy Pride Month! What better way to celebrate than to listen to your two besties talk ALL about the gayest stuff? Hosts Anya B Hynz and Dasha wax poetic about Meg Thee Stallion, share the gospel and benefits of e-bike ownership and finally delve face first into the topic of water sports. Wowwwww. Blessings all around.
Dom and Dommer is about two friends who talk about everything under the sun and over the moon. We're not only global, we're interstellar. We're also local. Right at your backdoor. We talk about the dumb and the profound. The high and low. So strap in and strap on.
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Transcript
Audio Setup and Distractions
00:00:12
Speaker
Hello. I'm trying to blow out your speakers in your cars or your phone computers today. Yeah, we're trying a new thing with the volume of our voices against the mics, especially mine, because they get so excited. So we'll see how this sounds.
00:00:29
Speaker
Yeah, we both realize that sticking a microphone inside of our mouths and screaming at the top of our lungs at the top of the show might not be pleasant for people. So we're really trying something new here, everyone. You let us know if you like it. Dosh. Yeah, what's up, babe? What's been new?
00:00:43
Speaker
What's been new? Well, besides the hoard of, you know, children just screaming outside my apartment because the cats were one thing. I was just going to say, if it's not the cats, it's the kids, the cats and kids, you know, they say in show business not to work with kids or animals. And I know why. And you're working with both. And I'm working with both right now. Just circling your house. I'm just making it work. Oh, OK.
Sumo Wrestling Adventures
00:01:04
Speaker
This is pretty fun. I went a couple of weekends ago, I went down to Long Beach and I attended the U.S. Sumo Open, a baby
00:01:13
Speaker
You know what that is? I know about Sumo a little bit. What was a U.S. Open? So this is like a first premier type thing? No, this is a championship tournament where Sumo wrestlers that qualified and they competed against one another in the pyramid arena in Long Beach. It was the most fun thing I've ever witnessed in real life. So how did you get your hands on tickets?
00:01:42
Speaker
Hey, everybody, it's 35 bucks. This is like its 24th anniversary and they're trying to bring Sumo to the United States and they have some really big people. It's really fun. There's all, you know, food, there's entertainment. You guys, so you think you know Sumo. You don't know Sumo until you've seen Sumo. At first it was completely normal. It was like,
00:02:07
Speaker
you know, just like weight class by weight class. So it was like it could be anybody that was like in the lightweight class. So it's like someone that's like maybe 140 pounds versus someone that's like 140 pounds. Wait. OK. OK. Like pretty normal. Like guys are pretty like you would think that they maybe play like soccer or whatever. They look fairly thin. Oh, cute. And they're in like a little somewhere in diapers and somewhere in like a like wrestling singlet with a one of those like diaper things on.
00:02:37
Speaker
Oh, okay. But there was so much man-ass, there was the hottest, like my friend Rob and I, we were, there was the hottest, in the lightweight class, the hottest guys. They look like they're just like literally the hottest guys, like almost naked, like hitting each other. I mean, it's incredible.
00:02:56
Speaker
Then we move up weight classes we get you know, five four hundred pound people versus four hundred pound people I mean and the sounds they make when they're you know, slamming to each other wild Yeah, but then Once that's done by the women are competing as well Once all of that is done. The last event is a weight classless tournament
00:03:21
Speaker
where it's like a name out of a hat versus name out of a hat type of situation. Anyone enters regardless of weight class. So you had people that were 140 pounds soaking wet versus 400 pound men. I cannot explain to you what it's like to know that someone's about to die. I'm like, that guy's going to lift that motherfucker up and throw him into the audience. Yeah, read him. But these fucking weak, I mean, it is crazy. It was so wild.
00:03:51
Speaker
that is that is i'm like getting all these visuals and i'm like damn i would have loved to see that well we'll go next year we'll go next year it's every year yes yeah we definitely i need to be included in that i lost my shit it was crazy at some point i'll show you video it was insane yeah yeah i have been watching wrestling just in general more recently but you know what you can do in wrestling
00:04:14
Speaker
You can't slap a motherfucker. The opening move for one of the guys was you could literally jab a hand in someone's face. That's like completely allowed. You're allowed to slap a person when you first like hit them. And this was your first time seeing a sumo situation.
00:04:32
Speaker
Yeah. Well, you know, I'm I'm I'm not getting any younger. I got to get all those experiences under my belt. OK, I'm sorry. These children are throwing skateboards up against my car, I feel like. I feel like they're literally just we went out here this. I have to go. I'm so sorry. I just have to go see what's happening. Yeah. Yeah, she's about to beat the shit out of these kids. Wow. Where what parents what apartment do they live in?
00:04:59
Speaker
Dasha just laid down the law. I mean, I feel it. I feel you. I am that person where I'm like, we can't have all of this. But I was raised that way. You know, like, my parents would never allow me to act a fool. Do you think my parents would let me throw water bottles at a public place up someone's staircase?
00:05:22
Speaker
when the light is still shining in the sky? No, no. With all your toys out in the driveway. What toys? What toys? Do you ever make mud pies? Oh, I loved doing that kind of shit. Anything that was making, concocting. I love those TikToks where it throws you back to
00:05:46
Speaker
Remember when we made mud pies? I've never made mud pies. I made bow and arrows. That's what I would do.
00:05:53
Speaker
You were so Russian. I know, had to kill for my food. They never let me cook. My grandmas would never let me cook. I wish. I wish they taught me how to cook. That's why they gave you a kitchen playset. They were like, just play with this. They were like, just look at this, I guess. But they never actually had me learn how to cook. It was like, I was not allowed in the kitchen to help them chop anything or do anything. It was like, you were not to be in
Admiration vs. Objectification
00:06:14
Speaker
here. This is my territory. I'm like, OK, well, you've got it. You want to cook and clean? You got it, girl.
00:06:20
Speaker
That does also, I don't know, well, you said cook and clean, which reminded me of Cardi B, but then that reminded me of Megan Thee Stallion. I don't cook, I don't clean, but let me tell you how I got this right. How I made this bone arrow. How I made this bone arrow with knife. Oh, I've only been shocking.
00:06:39
Speaker
like a disgusting pervert, Meg The Stallion's entire Instagram account the past couple of weeks with her rev up to the tour. That's what I was just realizing today because I'm not one to read captions clearly.
00:06:55
Speaker
Not a big reader. But I'm like looking at all these fire posts of her like walking and like the it's like POV from behind and you're like her body's insane. These outfits are insane. Her hair, her face, her body face, her body face.
00:07:11
Speaker
is all right. And I'm like, she is popping off and I never even thought that she could like top herself, you know, like she's she's already been that for me, she would top herself, she would top herself pull that bullet right out of her foot and go to town, go to town. No, she's perfect. And she always was so so attractive. And I feel kind of I don't I don't know. Do you feel like
00:07:35
Speaker
Sometimes I feel like I'm worse than men the way I ogle her. But the thing is, that's not all she is to me. I think she's a very strong, smart business person and an incredibly accomplished performer. It just so happens that it comes in a package of someone who I just want her to...
00:07:54
Speaker
step on my neck. That's just all. That's just all. But I don't know, do you feel sometimes guilty looking at that stuff? That is such a hot button topic. And I feel like we could go down a whole thing of like, what's the word?
00:08:11
Speaker
philosophy because, yeah, we're looking at her in an objectifying way, but I'm not looking at her in the same exact type of lens that we know for the male gaze and whatnot.
00:08:31
Speaker
And yes, I'm like also thinking about just her being like a powerful woman. Like when I see her, I'm just like, oh, she's a powerhouse. But I can't help but think like, oh, well, obviously I'm looking if I'm talking about her hair, body, face, then that is all like physical and, you know, subconsciously. What am I trying to say? Like packaging that.
00:08:54
Speaker
Here's I think that we we are admiring and sure, maybe we're objectifying in a certain way. But I feel like what we're doing is admiring and we're not trying to own. Like I think objectification is like, oh, she's something I can own because she's an object. Whereas we're going we're admiring her form and we are also going like she's incredible at these things like
00:09:20
Speaker
I don't think I could be in a room with her, let alone for her to look at me for three seconds. Like that will never happen.
Celebrity Dynamics and Challenges
00:09:27
Speaker
I go, oh, she's untouchable. This is a goddess walking among us. God who gave, I believe in God after I looked at her body. I went, God must be real because Meg, the stallion exists. I am in awe of her. I'm in complete awe. And she's tall as shit. You know what I mean? She's so tall. And that makes me so happy. It makes me feel comfortable because I'm like,
00:09:49
Speaker
I don't look anything like her at all, God, I wish, but I'm, I'm tall. And I've always been like, look at her being like so confident. And I mean, that makes me feel like, Oh, that's nice that you could be tall and behind, be like admired and desired. Even though people always say that like, you know, as a tall woman, like, I guess, but women who are models are usually tall, right?
00:10:16
Speaker
Yeah, but they're also very, very, very thin. Well, I was I was thinking that earlier when you were talking about tall women, like maybe Nikki is intimidated by Megan's tallness because Nikki is like four feet. I don't know. She's small.
00:10:34
Speaker
She's like five something. I think it's like honestly, I think it's just I don't think she's intimidated. I think that she's using like a very low insult, which is like that women to be called big is insulting to women because of society, because society values small women. That's just how it is. And she goes, well, you're fucking big. And it's like, OK. And you've got big feet. I'm like, OK. What's crazy is that, like, I don't even think Megan was like talking about her on his.
00:11:04
Speaker
I think she was talking about Drake the whole time. I think the bar that she mentioned that she was saying that like, you're not mad at Megan, you're mad at Megan's law. I think she was talking about whatever. And for some reason, Nikki took that personal because of her husband. But I think Meg was just talking about Drake, just like Kendrick was talking about Drake.
00:11:22
Speaker
This is why I love your theories because I would have never thought that but I think I mean you're definitely on to something which is like so for her to like pop off that and I think like the internet really kind of spurred that on because at the time nobody was even looking at Drake really right so I think they just assumed she was talking about Nikki which and I think that's why Nikki because she's always on the internet I think she like
00:11:46
Speaker
went off and she really made herself I mean that that big foot little foot thing really that was a bummer. What's nuts is the like 45 seconds at the end of the of Nicki's song where it's just her like ramblings
00:12:04
Speaker
What? Okay, in Nikki's song, at the end, she just starts kind of like, oh, if you come out with me. Well, that's her like, that's how she likes to write.
00:12:20
Speaker
But it was like the track ended. They should have cut the mic and they just kept it going and she was just talking nonsensical shit. But she sounded like she was like drugged up.
00:12:36
Speaker
But, you know, she likes like her writing process that she like smokes a lot of weed and that she like goes to the beat and she like just says a bunch of stuff and then like it's like, like when you watch her. She posted before the videos like how she writes summer reverses, and she likes to smoke.
00:12:52
Speaker
And I don't know if she drinks or not. I don't know. And then she like just listens to the beat and then she kind of just makes sounds and goes, I'm going to. And it's like she's trying to like find the flow, find the rhythm and like and then finds the the rhyme that she's going to say. So maybe that was the process. She's getting worse at it because none of that was on Starships. You're about to. Babe, you're about to. You're about to get doxxed.
00:13:15
Speaker
by the way, by the barbs. You're put to get docked by the barbs. Listen, I have always been a Nicki fan. Yeah. Are you a Nicki fan? I can't say much for what she's been doing in the last six months or so, because it just seems a little messy. Yeah. But prior.
00:13:38
Speaker
I've downloaded all of her albums. I've listened. I have some of her CDs. I go that far back where I have CDs.
00:13:46
Speaker
I mean, I I really love her. I think just once the whole like covid vaccines made my like uncle's balls explode or whatever she's talked about once that started happening, I was like, I once that started happening. That's the thing. But it's also like with Gaga, like I love her to death. But there are certain times where I'm like, oh, I don't know if that was the choice. Oh, you mean Aura?
00:14:17
Speaker
The aura era. Yeah, I mean, there's definitely some moments, moments in there for sure. R. Kelly on R. Kelly. I mean, although obviously the whole R. Kelly stuff is very upset and.
00:14:34
Speaker
He pissed on kids before that. Like people knew he pissed on kids before that. Yeah, true. Yeah. Unfortunately, we can't. Yeah. Yeah. That was just that was just a right song. Bad song choice. Yeah. And I can sit there and be like, I'll stand by her. But at the same time, I'm like, I start looking at it as like, well, this is you know, if I was the.
00:14:58
Speaker
I was about to say all these different things and I didn't want to land on anything. So I just was like, I don't know what I want. You'll find it. I believe I'm just going to be like, if I was their manager, but I don't want to necessarily say that because I'm sure people would be like, you know, no shit. But there are moments where I'm like, I would not have made that decision. And I think a lot of people feel that way.
00:15:18
Speaker
I think specifically, and I'm only going to talk about my mother. My mother. I think that that was like the big reason why her manager left. Because he wasn't on board. Because I think that they had creative differences on that record, I think. I mean, I don't know.
00:15:35
Speaker
It's also just like how much can control it's a good son artist an artist can do and should do what they want. Like you could advise them but ultimately you're not there like handler you know you're you could kind of just business wise can make the call of going this might hurt you and your business but it's their choice you know they're they're grown adult people.
00:15:55
Speaker
I feel like when people get to a certain point of success where they don't feel like they have to play by any rules, then they really start just kind of doing whatever they want. And yeah, that's how I kind of look at Nikki right now. I feel like she's at that point where it's like, OK, yeah, I'll just work on this track over the weekend and throw it out there because I'm angry and I'm responding to things.
00:16:22
Speaker
because she has she's already succeeded this is her playground now yeah i think when you're like especially as a like a whatever like a female presenting person in the industry like somebody who's like trying to break into that industry like it takes a toll
00:16:38
Speaker
having to fight for yourself for so many years, having to prove yourself for so many years. And it's like you have now proven yourself. People respect you. People give you what you want. People are afraid to tell you no. Mostly you are surrounded by people that are drinking the Kool-Aid and think you're amazing and are on your team. It's almost like,
00:17:01
Speaker
Well, how do you expect anyone to be like, maybe don't pull out. Maybe don't. Yeah, maybe. Maybe don't. You know, and it's like it's it's about territory. It's about like your name. It's it's it's there's a lot of aspects to it, which is so interesting because like we're fucking eating it up. Me and you, everybody else, like we're watching, we're reading, we're looking on genius for the lyrics. You know, we're consuming it.
00:17:27
Speaker
So it's like, we're part of it. We're part of the problem because we want it. We like drama. We want it.
00:17:33
Speaker
I mean, I've sat there like, oh my God, what's she gonna say? What's she gonna say? Like I was excited to, cause no one's ever, you know, stepped up to Nikki ever. Like people have never really, she has been the thing. I can't blame her for having like a high self opinion because she earned it. And I think maybe us expecting every celebrity to be like this like God like Christ like figure that's like perfect and modest and no, to get to the top,
00:18:02
Speaker
you got to want to be at the top. The kind of people that want to be at the top are not going to be humble and filled with humility. There is a certain charisma, there's a certain riz that people have to have. A lot of times it does take not worrying about other people or caring about how you get there, per
Metaphors and Personal Growth
00:18:27
Speaker
se.
00:18:27
Speaker
I mean, perfect example. I saw this sumo person who was, when I tell you, slapped the shit out of his opponent every time he was matched up and people were not on his side. But this man was so determined. He had anger and fire in his eyes.
00:18:48
Speaker
He didn't care that people booed him. He wanted to get to the top. And when he got to the top, when he won that entire tournament with his tactics that other people thought weren't like whatever, he kissed the floor and he almost cried. He was so happy to get to that top. But he couldn't have gone to that if he looked at his opponent and was like humble and nice and like cared about. It's like he's like, you are my obstacle. You are not my friend. I am number one. There's nobody else. We will talk about it later. We both like the sport or whatever.
00:19:18
Speaker
Right now, you're my opponent. So, like, you know, Nikki's that sumo wrestler. Yeah. Yeah. My whole life is sumo now. I don't know if you know this. Everything will be. Yeah. In sumo terms. Comes back to sumo. Everything comes back to sumo. Well, on that note, we love we love Megan. We love sumo. We're going to take a short break and then we are going to come back to you with even more worldly knowledge.
00:19:46
Speaker
That's right. You're going to be like, oh my God, I learned so much. I've learned so much here. Holy crap. Learning. Oh, we're back. Oh, we're back better than ever. So back. Sopping wet. Ready to go.
00:20:08
Speaker
I realized we didn't even say that this was Dom and Dommer, but if you didn't already know that, I don't know how you got here. We were just so preoccupied not blowing out people's ears and speakers that we forgot to introduce ourselves. Yeah, but that's this and this is us and we're here. This is us and we're here. Two great shows, by the way, that you all should be watching. Yeah, yeah. It's Pride. It's Pride. It's Pride, babe. It's Pride Month. Pride Month.
00:20:36
Speaker
Speaking of the Month of Pride. You know what I'm so proud of? The fact that I took the time out of my day because I realized I was like, you know what? I talked a lot of shit about the horoscope and about astrology over the last couple episodes. I'm like, you know
Exploring Chinese Zodiac
00:20:52
Speaker
what? Let's just dig a bigger hole in the ground and really just cement my
00:20:57
Speaker
my entire opinion on it. So I looked up the Chinese Zodiac. I realized that you are actually you were born 93. So that makes you a water rooster. Yeah, I'm a watercock. You're a watercock baby water sports.
00:21:13
Speaker
And water roosters are said to be smart, confident, loyal, and enjoy learning new things and sharing it with others. Interesting podcast co-host. They're also said to be clever, warm hearted, and imaginative. Some say that roosters are known for being honest, confident, and hardworking. However, they also may be a bit eccentric and often have a difficult relationship with others. Do you feel that's true? And do you think that's honestly true?
00:21:40
Speaker
Um, yeah, I think a little bit of all of that intermingles. See, I'm liking this already. This is really what's really working. They can be selfish and outspoken.
00:21:51
Speaker
I don't think that's true, but are always interesting and can be extremely brave. I don't consider myself brave or confident. I don't consider you outspoken and selfish. Right. And I see a little of that, but like all traits of a drag queen. Well, do you want to know who you're most compatible with? Yeah, you're most compatible with oxes, snakes and dragons.
00:22:18
Speaker
Thinking about me being specifically a watercock, does that have to do with my piscism-ness of any? I know that these probably don't line up at all, but what makes me water?
00:22:29
Speaker
You know, when I was doing my research, and I did a lot of it, I did not look into why water, but I think it's also on a cycle. Okay, okay. It might be, I don't know. So what are you? Oh, I'm a water monkey.
00:22:48
Speaker
So I think it does have something to do with the Pisces of it all or whatever. Okay, okay. I'm a water monkey and I'm supposed to be smart, resourceful, lively, and active. I would say so. Okay, I got an e-bike. That's not necessarily me being active. I have a flexible mind apparently and I'm full of creativity.
00:23:10
Speaker
And then, however, water monkeys are sometimes over flamboyant, which tends to leave people the impression of being arrogant, thus causing dissatisfaction of others. So they should be low key when needed to learn to improve interpersonal relationships. Sweet. Okay, so I have to tone myself down to be accepted, huh? My flamboyant ways have to be curbed.
00:23:35
Speaker
Okay, I see you Zodiac. I was following along and agreeing with most of it. I guess you do sometimes have flamboyant parts of you that come out that may be abrasive to others, but I can't tell if that's a real thing or if that's a them problem.
00:23:56
Speaker
I mean, I think like I sometimes do. Yeah, you know what? I would agree with that. I think that I think flamboyant. Maybe I'm just not understanding the term flamboyant. I consider myself just sometimes to be like very like comfortable talking to people and like not really holding back. Like I'm pretty comfortable talking to people about stuff. I'm not really worried. I think that maybe to some people is like, oh, she's like a lot because she's like not afraid to speak her mind. Like I should be quiet or whatever. But I think that's
00:24:26
Speaker
That's a them problem, not a me problem. Yeah, I do run into that. Me being flamboyant? No, but the idea of I can be too much at times and I think that's not certain people's favorite flavor and so then I'm questioning to tone myself down for the sake of them liking me more.
00:24:49
Speaker
Again, that's a dumb thing. If you don't like the flavor, don't buy it. You know what I mean? I can't be everyone's flavor. Exactly. I mean, you're everybody's flavor. I'm an everything bagel. Babe, you are. You're a toasted everything bagel. Everybody loves you. I love that. I love that for me. What kind of bagel are you? You know what? Fuck it. I'm like a cheese bagel.
00:25:15
Speaker
a cheese bagel like you know some of them have like cheese on like cheese like yeah like grilled cheese crust i think i'm an onion bagel with a cheese crust work yeah layers but also these milkers you know
00:25:31
Speaker
The milkers. The layers and the milkers. And the milkers. My layers and milkers. Anyway, that's my segment of teaching you guys about mine and Durian's Chinese zodiac. I do love, I do take a lot of pride in being a rooster. Not that I know much of it, but I've known that I am one.
00:25:53
Speaker
but the water aspect of it, which you mentioned water sports. I don't even think I know what water
Misunderstandings and Humor
00:25:59
Speaker
sports are. Is that piss, piss, piss, piss, piss, piss. However, so you have water sports that involves piss. However, you have surfboard. You know, like riding on the surfboard. But that's not which you would think water sports, but that's actually just
00:26:22
Speaker
You're thinking of actual water sports. You're thinking of athletic things you do. Like you think water polo. Well, no, I just when when people when people reference water sports and sex, I'm thinking like, oh, are they doing it in a pool or are they doing it in a bathtub? No, they're just pissing on each other in the shower or on the bed or in the living room on a couch or outside. Absolutely insane to piss on the bed or the couch.
00:26:51
Speaker
Well, if you have rubber sheets, who cares? Rubber sheets. Yeah. Waterproof rubber sheets. Yeah. You would have rubber sheets. I don't have them. You sound like you've come across them. I've come across it, but I've never participated in it. Oh, great. At the trades house. The one who's pissing on you. No, in Berlin, actually. Classic. Thank you.
00:27:12
Speaker
Yeah, I walked into Berghain and they and I saw greats on the floor and I was like, oh, interesting. What's what an industrial look. And then my friends were like, no, this is where they piss and shit. I'm like, what? And then I looked down, there's just people in the greats waiting for people to piss and shit on them. And I'm like, all right, we made it, honey. We here. I don't even know what to say. You say open up. I know. Oh, my God. Hard cut.
00:27:42
Speaker
Not a chance. Wow. It's not something I'm interested in, but I, you know. But hey, you know, it's great that I've also now learned the difference between water sports in case I'm ever approached. And I think it's going to be just some friendly game in the pool and it turns into a disaster.
00:28:05
Speaker
Thank God we had this conversation. I could almost imagine someone just coming up to me like, oh, Darian, I'm really into water sports. You're like, me too. Oh, do you want to do it this weekend? Absolutely. Let me get my floaties. Yeah, I'll be there. He's like floaties. All right. Cool. Prepare yourself. Yeah. You show up with your floaties, getting pissed on.
00:28:23
Speaker
Immediately, I walk through the door and he's standing above the door like Spider-Man and just pisses on me like an April Fool's joke. He harnessed himself up above the board. I'm like, I'm just delivering the food. I'm just Grubhub.
00:28:42
Speaker
Just grab up. That's hilarious. Imagine you call someone up to show up at your at your place and you're like the submissive type. So you're just like doors open. I'm on my knees on top of the bed, ass out. And the guy in your studio apartment and the guy walks in and it's just the pizza delivery man. And he's like, oh, my God, I'm just delivering pizza.
00:29:10
Speaker
And in this scenario, I'm ass out on the bed. Just imagine all that, you know, I don't have to. People do that all the time where they're just telling people to walk into their open door apartment for a sexy time. But what happens if you are also expecting a food delivery or anything? And that's called a perfect sitcom moment.
00:29:33
Speaker
And that's when we write our show, that's going to be a fun little accident switcheroo that happens. That's a great plot line. I would say story B, not story A. I think it's probably a B plot. It's like a cold open.
00:29:48
Speaker
Perfect. Cold open. Oh, no, I thought this was my hookup. Turns out it was postmates. This is full house.
Quality in Adult Content
00:30:01
Speaker
Yeah, that's I mean, I guess a lot of porn start out like that, but I hate that. I hate it so much.
00:30:08
Speaker
I want it to be believable. Like I hate when they're not really acting well. Like I want it to be Oscar level acting. I want it. I want their drama. I want suspense. I want like real feeling because otherwise I'm like. Then what am I watching? I'm watching like Ren Fair. Like, you know what I mean? I need it to be real. I'm watching Ren Fair. Yeah, I'm more into the ones where they're just like walking in the Czech Republic and get someone from the side of the road.
00:30:40
Speaker
human trafficking is what you just described. No, like, you know, like the like it's like more like gay for pay type. Yes. Yeah. You know, yeah. Yeah. I've never done this before. My fully shaved asshole, like good to go. No lube takes it so well. You're like, yeah, you've never done this before. Fucking elbow deep in someone. Yeah, absolutely. No, I saw one that was like this couple, like.
00:31:06
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hates each other or something or like their exes and they're at a party that's like the background to it and they like hate fuck each other but not in an aggressive like he's hurting her way just in a way where it's like a little like you fucking hate this huh like you know it's there's some something to it that's a little unsavory or a little whatever but it's realistic because it's like we've all gone to a party and seen an ex and like been like you know
00:31:34
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I have never. Okay. Well, different strokes for different folks. You like gay for pay and I love hate sex, I guess. You were talking about your e-bike and I was wanting to, Dasha about 15, 20 minutes ago mentioned e-bikes and I wanted to get into that. It's actually encouraged in the state of California.
E-bikes and Security Challenges
00:32:01
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Is it?
00:32:01
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They're trying to get a pass where basically they will give you a voucher for people to buy e-bikes up to a certain amount of money. So it's like, I think right now, if you make under a certain amount of money, they will give you like a voucher for, I don't know, like $500, $600 for you to put towards an e-bike. It's really interesting. Oh my God. Yeah. I got to get in on this.
00:32:24
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Yeah, because it's it's pretty great and they're pretty great affordable bikes out there. I just bought one for myself. It's an investment for me. I've taken it out a couple of times. It was really fun. How far did you go? I went on about a nine mile by stretch. Wow. Yeah, it was really fun. I got sunburned severely sunburned, not severely, but to a point where I came home and I was like, tomato, baby, baby lobster looking in the mirror.
00:32:53
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That'll get you because I feel like I got sunburned just from being on an e-bike. I think we did maybe 10 to 12 miles and fully crisp. I can see my skin starting to peel. What kind of bike was it?
00:33:11
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Oh God, I don't know. It was like a group of four of us, two of us had e-bikes, two of us had the regular bikes. I had one of the regular bikes. We went down one stretch. That was easier. The stretch back, the wind was against us. And there were parts that I was like, oh, this I guess is a little bit hilly. And I was like gassing out. I was so tired because I also had like a beanie on and I wasn't prepared for a workout. So then I went up to my stepdad and I was like,
00:33:42
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Give me your e-bike." I was like, you try this bike for a minute. I have thought over the years of just getting a bike in general, but it's like you're either biking urbanly to get to little places around town, which then you have to worry about making sure there's a place that you can lock it up and leave it and be fine. Then if you're not doing that, then you're just doing the
00:34:11
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you know more occasional recreational kind of like bring your bike here, ride it and then bring it home. I did so much research on locks because I need a lock for it. There's like no lock that's like obviously not unbreakable you know there's just like there's no unbreakable locks out there.
00:34:29
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But the most you can do is you could pay like 400 fucking dollars for this lock and it's made out of material that is like an angle grinder that is used to open those locks. It just like makes it harder for it to cut through it. So it's going to take them instead of like a minute on like a cheaper lock.
00:34:53
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to like 20 minutes and an extra battery and like several components like they'll they're little like the little metal disk like they need another one. So it's like they'll still steal it if you leave your bike out there for like an hour. They could still technically steal it, but it's just going to take them longer. It's going to be a hassle.
00:35:12
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I mean, I guess smart idea to make a lock out of the material that would be used to break it. I think that's what it is. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. That's cool. That seems like a smart thinking. I think it's the perfect time to take a break. I think it is. Oh my God.
00:35:41
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Would it be the first time?
'Yes or No' Game and Personal Expression
00:35:44
Speaker
With little milkers, with little boy tits. With little fucking mouse nips, like for real. And flat ass. No, I have a flat ass, so they're like big ass juicy butts. Big ass no tits. Chest body. If I had a cute ass, I would be fine. If I had a big ass, at least I'd be proportionate. I look like the letter P when I stand on the side. I don't like it.
00:36:12
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Well, you could always look like the letter I
00:36:19
Speaker
Hey. Hey, everybody. Hey, we're back. I forgot. I forgot we left. We never did. We just were here the whole time. Wow. Okay. Well, we are about to play everyone's favorite game. Yes or no. Horns out. No lasers. Oh, my God. Confetti. Oh, you guys don't know. We're both just covered in cum. Okay.
00:36:44
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Dasha is. I'm, I'm. OK, fine. I'm the only one covered and come. She's she's been covered. She's crusted now. Fine. Well, I'll start off with one that is segues from something else, but marijuana. Yes or no. Big, big, oh, yes. Big, oh, yes, honey. Yes. And in what sense are you like a weekly user?
00:37:13
Speaker
Well, I used to smoke a lot. I have not in the last couple of years. What made you pull back? What were the things you were noticing? I just felt like I was sleeping a lot. I would go to sleep after I smoked, and I wasn't as productive, so I cut down. Okay. I've got one for you. Award shows, watching them, being excited for them. Oh, that's a good one.
00:37:38
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My favorite was always like either the Grammys or the like the AMAs. The VMAs are fun too. Yeah, I'm into award shows. I mean, I feel like nowadays they're like very long and not as entertaining. But that's always kind of dependent on what's popping each year. How about you?
00:38:03
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I love award shows. I'm that sappy person who really does like watching the Oscars and stuff because of the speeches. And I really like those things because I feel like, oh, that's the one night where you get to really celebrate all that hard work you put in in a career that's seemingly impossible to be successful in.
00:38:22
Speaker
That's a nice way to look at it. Yeah. I talk to so many people that are like, I would never watch. It's like all this. And I'm like, I understand. Like I get it's all either corrupt or bought or whatever. It's a bunch of like rich people up their own asses. Like I understand. But sometimes you get people who genuinely like broke through. And that's the moment I watch those shows for it, because it's like when you see somebody who's like an immigrant get up on that stage and they talk about their experience of like getting there. It's it's very powerful.
00:38:52
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It's like a real I really like it. It just reminds me of like, oh, that's why I love this. And this is why I do it, because like in those rare moments, there's people that show you why you love movies and TV and writing and all that stuff. Yeah. Yeah. I mean, it definitely has those moments that are a little more inspiring. And that's true. I mean, in general, the sense of enjoyment of watching those two is definitely derivative of like
00:39:21
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being in an industry that we work hard in that is in line with
00:39:26
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those similar dreams and whatnot. I definitely felt the one year I went to the daytime, it wasn't the daytime Emmys, maybe it was the creative arts Emmys, I don't know. But it was still very cool and felt like a moment, like a milestone in my life where I was like, oh, who knows if I'll ever do this again? So that was pretty cool. But yeah, I think on paper, there are definitely certain award shows that are
00:39:55
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better to watch or more entertaining to be involved in than other ones. For sure. Anything that's like musical performance is always awesome. Or like the Tonys. It's like when there's like live performance aspect to it. Yeah. Yeah. I normally don't follow a lot of like what Broadway is putting out every year, but I will watch the Tonys simply for like the opening number and all that good stuff. It's awesome. It's like you're watching performers do the thing that they best have. Bumper stickers.
00:40:22
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That's a no. That's a no for me dog. There's very rarely those that are good that I've seen. Most of them are mid at best. I also feel like
00:40:38
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I would not put one on my car because I like just don't want to like, I don't know. I just don't want to put a sticker on my car, I guess. Like in a degrading the car value type of way? Kind of. Yeah. Yeah. Don't want to do that. And I also don't feel strongly about anything that much that I would put it on my car like that. The only ones I've seen that are really good are like I saw one that was like
00:41:08
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I met Bigfoot and he ate my ass. I saw one of those. That was hilarious. That is one that tickles your fancy. Oh, really? I was like, that's hilarious. Yeah, I like those. The ones I usually see are political and it's always crazy.
00:41:27
Speaker
right wing insane shit. Don't fucking take my gun because I'll just fucking shoot you with a grenade launcher in the goddamn face. Stop honking. People are crazy. Stop honking. Baby on board. Stop honking. Baby on board, I'll shoot you. It's so aggressive.
00:41:47
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like anime titty ones that are like people put on the windows. It's it's crazy. And they just put it on their window. It's like a decal. And I find that to be insane. I'm like, you're just telling people that you like like anti and shit and you're like parading that on your car. And I have to see that drive by and go, OK, that guy jerks off to fucking tentacle porn. Cool. And probably not for nothing. This is true. Rape fantasies.
00:42:13
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Wow. Hot takes. It's a big one. Hot takes from bumper stickers. It's a big one. What do you like them? You like them. Not only do you like them, you have them and I'm a piece of shit. Yeah. Well, first of all, I'm like, I think it's funny because I feel like you look at bumper stickers in a way as well, like tattoos where it's like, oh, well, because I can't really find my heart in one specifically and I don't want to like, you know,
00:42:40
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ruin the temple of my car. I think I got into bumper stickers later in life and simply as a mark of places I go. That's where I've gotten into them. Are they on your car? Hell, yeah.
00:42:59
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hell yeah and I do and this is like my new Subaru which I was definitely like I'm decking out with with the places I adventure but you're not like aggressive you're not like telling people like you like stop like don't look at my wife or all you know like the classic bumpers don't take a look at my wife don't even look at the passenger seat
00:43:22
Speaker
There's no one in here that interests you. I am not keeping a dead body in here at all. Nothing in the trunk. Nothing in the trunk. I'm trying to remember that was also instilled in me to like not put bumper stickers on my car because it like ruins the value. But I always try to keep it to like literally the bumper. So if I had to like replace a piece, it's not like I think it's crazy when people are putting bumper stickers on like different panels of the car. And it's like.
00:43:51
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now all that is is covered whereas like at least this one piece can be removed if ever even if i sold it it's like easier for that person to like remove that piece the only thing i have on my car are my burning man like uh
00:44:06
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car passes that are on the, on the window. And I even now I'm like, Oh, I'm a tool for having that. And I like, but I just don't know how to get it off. So I'll just, I think that's fun. I think it's just fine. It's a thing that you do. It's part of your lifestyle. And it's like, you know, a memory of like always like wiping my ass and I'm not putting that on my windshield, you know? Well,
00:44:32
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mullets. Coach stashes like mustaches and tennis shoes together on one person. I think yeah. Mullets. Oh, you already have me on mullet and stash. And then then tennis shoes. Like a Vans with a hole in it. Yeah, I feel like that's that's the look. Yeah. Same page.
00:44:55
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Okay, yeah, yeah. I, you know, when I think of the visuals I'm getting are very like hipster film kids. I like anybody with a strong look. Okay, that's uh-huh.
00:45:11
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Any boundaries on there? I know some people with some strong ass looks. And I don't know. I like people that have like a very specific look. No, I don't mean like a skinhead. I'm talking like, you know, somebody that like commits to a certain style, like a goth person or an emo person or I guess a mullet stash tennis shoe person. Like there is something about that where it's like, oh, you made that choice. That's your style. I like that. It's a strong choice. Yeah. I've tried to like.
00:45:42
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wear certain things to give off a certain lifestyle or feeling. But then the question is, is like if it is genuine, if someone is like, oh, I'm dressing up emo every day or I'm dressing up goth, then, you know, how is that playing a role in the other aspects of life? Are you going to their house and they have a goth house and are they eating goth food? Which would be Doritos.
00:46:16
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All right. Spicy cheese nacho Doritos.
00:46:21
Speaker
I want to live inside your mind. I want to crawl up inside your brain. Well, I guess I'm just being I'm definitely putting people in boxes right now. I'm trying to go down. No bags. You're putting them in bags. I'm putting them in bags. Doritos, bags, Dorito bags. But yeah, like, you know, you you have a couple people that you would know, at least people that I grew up around where I was like, OK, they're they serve this type of, you know, I'll I'll put it this way, like,
00:46:51
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They're giving grunge. They're giving punk. I know these are all different subsets and they all have their own special things. So I'm just I'm generalizing here. And they also happen to be the person who's like you go hang out in their room and it's like dark and musky like an extension of them of what they're putting out there. Yeah, for sure. So it's like, you know, you kind of have to be on board with all of that.
00:47:19
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Yeah, if I see someone that's like a finance bro looking guy with like a tie in a suit and those like dress dress shoes or whatever, I can almost guarantee that he's going to have like a modern kind of bare aesthetic no headboard in his room like, you know, like Patrick Bateman, like kind of like,
00:47:38
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vibe, let's say. Yeah. Yeah. You know, I mean, it's a stereotype for a reason. I mean, it's an extension of an expression of their interest. So if they're I wasn't even kidding, like if they have like mustache tennis shoes and like a mullet, like they're probably a little freaky, probably like a little queer, a little bit more open about certain things. And I did that vibe. I did that. Yeah. Yeah.
00:48:01
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That's why I wear very high-waisted pants. I'm trying to give off the vibe that I am a little freak.
Ice Cream and Dueling Entertainment
00:48:10
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Yeah. Yeah. It's not working, but I'm trying. That's what high-waisted pants are. I'm a little freak. And I'm also a millennial. Yeah, but it's like, what am I hiding? Like, why is my waist so high, you know?
00:48:22
Speaker
I don't know what you're hiding. What are you hiding? Yeah, what am I hiding? My big pants. I just want somebody to yell at you next time you're in your high waisted pants. What are you hiding? What are you hiding? Don't you want to know? Do you want to find out? My real horoscope. That's what I'm hiding. My water monkey. Yeah. OK, I've got one more. Me too. Ice cream. Oh, yes. Do you love ice cream so much? I love ice cream. Do you have any lactose issues? Yes.
00:48:51
Speaker
OK, but you're like, yeah, I will eat ice cream. No, I could be honestly, genuinely like it's not that bad. It's not as bad. I know some people have genuine issues with dairy that like, you know, mine is not bad enough that I would ever not have cheese or milk products. I love ice cream. I love an ice cream sandwich. I love an ice cream cone. I love soft serve. Oh, what's your flavor profile?
00:49:17
Speaker
Nothing with fruit. That's not for me. I don't want to be with fruit. I don't want lavender or anything. I'm a very simple chocolate coffee. I love me a rocky road. Well, chocolate and coffee are still pretty solid choices and hot takes. Normally, you're a vanilla person or you're a chocolate person.
00:49:43
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Vanilla's fine. I love coffee flavor and I do, yeah, like a rocky road is good. Yeah, I love a nut. There's a nut in it. Yeah, I know you would. I love me a nut. Nuts and cream. Yeah, baby. I love like caramel type stuff. I like things that have like swirls and mixes, you know, so like rocky road for sure. Fruit and ice cream. What's your thought?
00:50:14
Speaker
I it just depends. Like, like I will, you know, some of my favorite flavors are like blueberry cobbler ice cream. Like when a place does that, like my last one for you, baby duels. She would bring them back as a sporting event, I think. Yes. And like jousting. See, that's the thing is my brain went to so many different types of duels. I even thought about Yu-Gi-Oh. That's all I think about. That's all I think about.
00:50:44
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Blue-eyed ice dragon whatever the fuck absolutely I think about that all the time all the time mm-hmm that little little gay boy That had the weirdest hair. Yeah, they I mean that was a pretty queer Show I think of Pegasus and how he was like you
00:51:05
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And he's like, I'm just a little boy that turned into a big boy. Yeah, it turned into a big boy when you want to fight me. Yeah, I didn't understand what the, I guess it was his necklace, his Egyptian necklace or whatever. Anyway, so you're thinking bring back Yu-Gi-Oh! duels.
00:51:21
Speaker
Bring back if it's going to be card dueling or jousting. Oh, yeah. I think if it's if it's gun related, let it be, you know, paintball or whatever. I have those competitions. Whoa. Paintball duels. Settle a dispute with a paintball duel. Yeah. Kind of like that. Do you feel like in like the Wild West, you would have survived a gunslinging duel?
00:51:46
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I went to a gun range with my mom and my dad one time, like right after I graduated college. And my mom has like a medal in long distance shooting from Russia. Okay. And I went and I really didn't want to... I've never held a gun before and they gave me like a handheld gun and I shot a target and I got a bullseye the first time I shot it.
00:52:09
Speaker
And then I got nine out of 10 ski shooting things like they would throw a fucking yes. And I got nine out of 10 out of a fucking shotgun. Wow. So, yeah, I think in the wild, wild west, you know, I could have done damage.
00:52:25
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But knowing myself and my complete inability to hold up in a high, intense situation and not lose my shit, I probably shoot myself in the leg, honestly, by accident, because I'm so bad under pressure when it comes to
Podcast Journey and Listener Gratitude
00:52:39
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like. Yeah. And this is like life and death. So I would really probably struggle, struggle. Yeah. Thank you all for for joining us on this journey. We covered we covered a lot.
00:52:53
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It's our six-month anniversary of doing the show. Six months. We have come out of the cold winter of December and we are here in the bright, prideful month of June. If you see us out and about in Los Angeles pride month, come chat.
00:53:15
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And maybe we'll have a duel. Maybe we'll duel right out in the street. I'll bring my Yu-Gi-Oh cards, but you can't do Dark Magician. That's why he's mine. Okay. Okay. Right. The most embarrassing thing would be if you brought cards to a gunfight. No, it'd be great. I just throw distraction. Oh my God. Like that movie, they slice people with the cards.
00:53:40
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catch me if you can, saw. Oh, I don't know, but maybe, yeah, maybe some of them are, I don't know, what was that first one you said? It's a Leonardo DiCaprio movie, it was not correct. Okay, I thought it was a Amanda Bynes movie. What's the man, man? She's the man. She's the man, or you can get away. Oh God, I love she's the man. Okay, we got a- She was card slinging in that. She was card slinging left and right, and so was Channing Tatum.
00:54:05
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Alright, God bless you all. God bless you all, and a good night. And a good night. Sleep well. Keep each other safe, babes. And warm. Warm, safe, and sound.