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Episode 007: Fred Again, Anal Bleaching and Fireworks
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Your besties had a wild time this month and are brining you an off-the-cuff episode. Hosts Anya B Hynz and Dasha were working late, because they’re singers! Listen to them discuss their time at a Fred Again show, finally figure out what anal bleaching actually is and decide once and for all if fireworks are “worth it”.
Dom and Dommer is about two friends who talk about everything under the sun and over the moon. We're not only global, we're interstellar. We're also local. Right at your backdoor. We talk about the dumb and the profound. The high and low. So strap in and strap on.
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Podcast Introduction
00:00:22
Speaker
This is Dom and Dommer. Honestly, good for us because last time we even forgot to say it. We did. I know. And I was like, oh, shit. How do we forget how to say it? Yeah. People got to know what they're getting into. They might have just stumbled upon this. Oh, my God. The chances. You know, I put keywords for the videos. What are the keywords? I put gay, Dom and Dommer, scat. like water sports yeah that's a new one that you added and you were like oh they gotta gotta add water sports absolutely yeah you know how people love to hear about it online not see it to
00:01:06
Speaker
um I was blown away by the evening's
Concert Experience at the Coliseum
00:01:11
Speaker
festivities. oh Last night, ah you're blown away. Yeah, so when I woke up this morning, I was like, oh my god, I had to go to two different coffee shops and get two different coffees. What was your order? Just cold brew. Ooh, two of those? Both times, yeah. so How's that cold one? I needed Jesus. I know, I needed to flush out what happened ah last night. Yeah, what happened last night? Well, we saw Fred again at the Coliseum, which I didn't know
00:01:40
Speaker
Fred again. Dasha asked me, do you want to go? I was like, sure. I listened to his music the night before. I was like, OK, I'll get into this. um We took some supplements, ah vitamins minerals vitamins and minerals before the show. Yeah. And we got in. They confiscated my vape. How dare they? I'll never forget it. ah USC. Yeah. Bullying the whole place. But we get into this section of the show and the visuals are so right. The music was so great. It was like three consecutive songs that were out of control. I was freaking out. We were bopping, bopping, bopping to the point where I fully thought I shit myself. And I'm sitting there now and I'm like,
00:02:33
Speaker
Okay, let me touch my butt. Okay, now people are looking at me touching my butt. They're probably thinking I shit myself. But I'm like, I'm in these jeans and people are gonna see. So I had to be like, okay, I am gonna run to the bathroom because I've been delivered by this music. Such a treat. I literally could not believe it. When I came back, I was like, wow, I've got a story for you. From my perspective, again, same thing, bopping along, having a good time. And you know I was also just so thankful that you came because I was like, probably going to go by myself. And I was kind of bummed because you want a friend with you. You want somebody that enjoys music that's going to have a good time. and
00:03:18
Speaker
you like just seeing you have a good time it was like such a it like relaxed me and that i'm like okay i'm not like dragging you you're not hating this you know it's like so that felt great i turn around you're like i'm gonna go to the bathroom and i'm like okay that's fine it goes about you come back and you just tap me on my shoulder and you're like do i have a story for you but i'll tell you later ominously in the car i'm like what could it possibly be that happened to you i'm like what could and in my mind first thing i thought was like you probably hooked up with someone in the bathroom He probably looks out with someone in the bathroom. Which is also insane to think about. But I was like, I can't wait. I can't wait. I'm like, maybe, you know, make eyes across the room and somebody was like, are you going to use that urinal? yoga Are you going to use that urinal? And then it happens.
00:04:02
Speaker
And then later in the car, when you reveal to me that you thought you shit your pants, I was like, why didn't you tap me on my shoulder? Why didn't you tell me check for me? Like, look. But as, okay, so Dasha is also telling me how she's looking at other people in the crowd. She's like watching people enjoy the show. She's like interested in that. She's not even paying attention to the DJ half the time. And I thought that was crazy. But then I started joining her and fully I was like so interested in watching these like pocket of frat boys just fist pumping. And then you have like these other groups that kind of just came in like
00:04:41
Speaker
I guess groups of two like yeah like us. I mean, there was a whole it was yeah, it was all sorts of people. I saw a group of friends who were like, I guess I haven't seen each other for a while or they were like hugging so excited that they were together like dancing during the show. And one of the guys like needed to go to the bathroom. And you could tell he needed a buddy but was like didn't ask. So he kind of was just standing there waiting for somebody to offer to go. And then his friend was like, All right, all right. Like, I'll go with you. And they and they like did a little like, you know it was very sweet it was like oh my friend like is gonna go to the bathroom with me and i was like okay it's just nice i sometimes like to pay attention to things happening in the crowd because the visuals were a lot and usually i wore like sunglasses or something but i just was not smart enough to do it this time that's the thing the visuals i was like they were so crazy that i think that's why i was like i lost yeah i lost like my ability to hold
00:05:34
Speaker
It's just crazy because this is like his first like stadium performance but he's only done smaller venues for like two years you know and for him to do the stadium thing and to make it that big and epic and it's just cool to kind of like see someone someone's like big like foray into because that's
Fred Again's Performance
00:05:56
Speaker
another game. Oh, he was loving it. It was like, they should have done like a little short documentary film because he came out and he was like catching his breath, watching but you know all the people in the seats. Also because he was straight up running around a football field. Yes. Yeah. I think that was crazy. We were, so Dasha and I get there. It's like two in the afternoon.
00:06:22
Speaker
I like to be on time. The world keeps catering too late, people. I was like, is the gate gonna open? Then we get there, we get into our section. It's like, you know, buzzards are coming off of the seats. They're like, OK. Daryon with a huge mobbing. No, it's fine. It's fine that we were three hours before the show. Right. And so I'm like, OK, well, we got food. I got a hot dog. I got a pretzel. We got nachos. um ate through all of that before the show even started. But we kept analyzing what the stage looked like. It was like pretty well done. and That's how much time we had. We were like, ah interesting. Is he going to have cannons with graffiti? Is he going to have a small orchestral yeah chorus of small children? Is he going to walk from there? Is he going to jump from there? ah And we were right about most of it. You were right. I was like, no, that's not walkable. That's just normally there as staging.
00:07:19
Speaker
Well, as it turns out, it's not walkable for 200 kids on Molly who are jumping up and down. I started i saw those videos after we left. I was like, damn, this is, yeah. Wow. They got crazy. I'm like, you know, it's cool that he like handled it so well and was so cool about like all that. like I know with 90,000 people, someone hops on stage. I'm scared. For so many reasons. And I was like, where is security? There's none, there's no like there's also no barrier between the audience and the performer at all. It's like, we're all one, you know? Well, and there's this one section where he's in the the stadium seats way up there. yeah He's singing with this other artist. And I don't, yeah, I didn't see anyone really nobody like protecting them then. And I was like, all these college kids could just run up and, what did you call it? Say, gang bang him or something? Well, first of all, they were all, russian um Yeah. but apart
00:08:18
Speaker
i was like they're all I was like, is he climbing up there? Is he getting in the seats? And then I was like, I can't believe he's just in the middle of it. But then I went, what a cool idea that you're um that close to the people that you are performing for or with, I guess, at that point. but yeah And then I kept saying, like so he had this giant like a spotlight on him in the crowd. that was like showing him singing that song when he was up in the stands with everyone. And I'm like, for the people that are around him, nightmare. Like imagine you're just like at a concert, you know, not for nothing on something or whatever. And then a giant like helicopter like strobe light is just directly like on your face in front of everyone. And you are also being taped by every phone imaginable. I would be my, it's my nightmare. It's the, it's 1980 fucking, what's that book? 1984, it's 1984 or well.
00:09:09
Speaker
We would have been sitting there like, ah um we have money music here today. Live in the studio. She's working the lights. She's working the cameras. She's working. She's grip. She's grip. She's catering. She's grip. She's catering. She did bring snacks. We're drinking Poopies, not sponsored. Label out. Label out in case they want to. We're drinking Poopy. Mm. Doc Pop Poopy. It's so good and we're not sponsored by it.
Humorous Anecdotes and Observations
00:09:43
Speaker
Even though I don't have a straw or a drink, this is good. This is really good. She had a taste earlier and she said, oh my God, I have to save this for later so I can cherish every drop. I went, have you ever had a piece of cake and then put it inside of a blender and then added milk and cookies and then put it back in a can and drink it?
00:10:09
Speaker
OK, that's not what this tastes like. That was definitely off. It's for anyone listening. This is what happens when I don't have copy. I need copy. I can't just come up and riff on ads. OK, I need a script. This is big time, baby. You in these glasses make you look like you need a script. I'm directing you right now. This is a very, very close port where I'm directing next to the actor. Yeah. We're having intimate moments. what's What's that show that used to be on behind the actor's studio? Behind the actor's inside. it's Behind the actor's studio is like a... That is what this is.
00:10:57
Speaker
We're just settled behind the studio. What's happening behind the actor's studio? This.
00:11:05
Speaker
that The funny thing about that is when we did talk about, imagine if we had brought we had been waiting for this concert long enough, we could have recorded this whole podcast. And we were like, that's a new idea. We should just go and record a episode of podcast before a show. Here's the thing, I was thinking about this in the car. I don't think they'd let us bring the recording equipment because then they'll think we're trying to like record the audio of the concert. Oh, yeah, you're right. Okay, we'd have to go to the park or somewhere where we know just if we just put all the audio equipment in, you know, our pants. Yeah, clearly, they let anything in people's pants go through. I've got enough holes that I could put two mics up. You have to figure out what to do with the zoom recorder. We wrap it in the McDonald's wrapper like that couple did behind us.
00:11:52
Speaker
Okay, so in this case, I have two mics up me and you're just carrying a bag of McDonald's food. Do you think this is a fair distribution of labor ah for art? Girl, you're the one who volunteered shoving stuff up your ass. You know what, you're right. That's on me. Yeah, i I wasn't gonna go there. Well, they say do what you love and that it never becomes work, so... that's what we should have told you should have told those kids that were in front of us that we're like dude what do i do with this what do i do with this and you should have just been like tap tap we have four what i call chads in front of us chad chad chad and backwards hat chad yeah and they were very scared about getting something confiscated off of them usc stoners probably go lions what are they churgeons
00:12:39
Speaker
It's Trojans, you're right. It was Trojans. It's definitely Trojans. d ding d We have a winner. we got it Okay, we got to like tag them. We got to get sponsorship. Wait, maybe they're the Spartans. Okay, no, the tro they're the Trojans because the joke is the the condom thing. Okay, it must be. Sorry, all this is off the cuff. We did not do this. We did not prepare. I know we usually do our research. research And research, for sure. Yeah, yeah. But generally, thank you so much for coming, because that was like, I was like nervous and anxious about like, by myself having to go. So it was really interesting. Okay, well, here's the thing is, I was gonna say this earlier, that you have great taste. I know that you were questioning, you know, if this was a cool show. And as we saw from the people lined up,
00:13:31
Speaker
This was a very cool show. um And you're a cool gal. I mean, you go to Burning Man. How cool is that? Some might say not at all, but I like it. I don't know. I like it a lot. Listen, you were one we were two of 70,000 people there. That was crazy, yeah. You knew that something was up that night. It was fun. It's me, you, and every 20-year-old. And I felt very much seen. Yeah, yeah. Yeah, that's like, I mean, well, and that's the thing, I remember going to Rex Orange County, Rex Orange County, and at the
Reflections on Concert Culture
00:14:05
Speaker
Hollywood Bowl. And that was another moment where I was like, oh, shit, I'm in a sea of like 20 year olds, all screaming each song. Yeah.
00:14:15
Speaker
I went to frickin' like a Pride dance party. It was, everybody there was like 20 years old. And I was like, you know what? I'm just not gonna put my hands. And then they won't know that I'm a millennial. My hands are stained by my sides, not in the air. I'm just the same age as you are. Yeah. Well, I will say that everyone's hands were at the show last night. But you know I feel like there was a good assortment of of ages. I love it. i I'm like, we should just dance. Back to Dasha, looking at people in crowds. She also turns to me and says, I love large crowds, which I feel like no one would say um ever. Oh, great. And she's like, I like to get lost. I like to but get taken.
00:15:04
Speaker
Um, so anyway, uh, slide into her DMS. I don't know if other people agree, but sometimes it feels like when you're in a large crowd, like you could just kind of get lost and it's like, you are not significant anymore. Like your life is just part of this big. whole of crowd of people and you don't like nothing really matters that point because it's like we're just here to watch your show so you could feel a little lost and you could relax a little bit and like you don't have to have the pressure of like presenting yourself in any way because no one's even looking at you they're looking at this you know like thing in front of them so you could like dance and be silly and have a good time and i love that yeah
00:15:49
Speaker
Well, and you also saw this old man walk into the VIP with his like six young ladies. I did. All, you know, chitting and chatting. It was great. um That was hilarious. but He was just sat, he like left them towards the balcony, then found a couch and sat down and just scrolled on his phone while there's a TV playing. Sports, the TV was playing sports. I was like, okay, so you so you went presumably out of your mansion in the hills that had the same television playing the same thing. You got a ticket or whatever, a box seat at this concert venue that you probably paid like thousands of dollars for. You picked up four tweens, not tweens, young women. ah and then and then And then, you know, brought them to another box
00:16:40
Speaker
with the same TV and let them look at the show while you scroll down your phone. So it's I'm like, what life are you living? A good life, I guess. I guess I got him. He's probably like, this is great. I bet later it's going to get great. But I think at that point, he's like, I have to get through this in order to get to the room, which is probably watching all of them kiss each other. Yeah. Where does that come from? Because that's not where my mind would go ever. Um, history, television, lived experience. Yeah. Work. Love that for them. Oh, you've never been taken by an older man to a fun thing and they expect you to kiss them after? Kiss them? Yeah, sure. But a group of us kissing all of each other while someone watches? Nah. Yeah. On that note, we're gonna take a break. We're gonna take a quick break.
00:17:37
Speaker
and we'll be right back with more us behind the actor studio behind the actor studio will we ever have a normal intro back into a No, no some something comes over us during that little break of ours I don't know why I always have to like do a sound with my mouth and It can't just be like hello. It has to be like Or you know, I can't help it. My tongue moves. I heard that about you for sure That I move that your tongue moves my tongue moves Yeah, so happy July. Oh man Here's my question. How much do you love July I
00:18:31
Speaker
love it. I don't love it because of drag. Drag in July is is really tough. Yeah. Also, I'm doing drag today. And the reason also why what? Yeah, guys, so I decided to get in drag ah for this episode one, because that's, you know, the ah face on the card when you pull up the podcast. and baby But also because Dasha was calling me by my boy name the last two episodes. And I was like this bitch. I had to remind her. I had to remind her the woman that she sees before her today. 100%. I would never call you by your boy name now.
00:19:22
Speaker
Ever. Ever. Ever. That's dead to me. You're, like, bringing me to the hospital. My, like, leg has been torn off. And you're like, his name is Anya. We don't have it in the records. Anya. Anya behind. Two fucking, Anya behind. You have it. Yeah. And all the paperwork's fucked up. I die. And my tombstone says Anya, which is kind of cunt. It is. It is. And I made sure they did that. I laser cut that thing in with a diamond tip. Thank you. You were there at the granite quarry. Thank you. Dasha is so handy.
Challenges of Performing Drag
00:19:49
Speaker
Thank you. Every year she makes things that are just cool and stuff that i just could not take the time nor the energy are you kidding me have you seen your costumes you make incredible things what are you talking about incredible is a strong word when you do when you do drag in july how do you keep the makeup from sweating off because i've seen you perform and you perform hard oh i don't so i put a lot of spray on my face however
00:20:17
Speaker
the sweat will come down. If I put on a heel and I dance around for even two minutes, the sweat will start coming. And the funny thing is like doing a brunch where like it's like a five or six minute song. Oh, by the end of that first number, I have that's why my second number I'll wear a banged wig because I need to like cover up the sweat that's damaging my face. And there's so many things that you know, I could use pros aid on half my face, like I could get really expensive setting spray. But I think I'm just a sweaty guy. I'm a sweaty dude. I heard that ah hairspray. Oh, I i also put hairspray on. But the the tough thing about hairspray is and when that starts sweating off, your face gets goopy like sweaty goopy. Oh, yeah. And does that burn your eyes? Oh, it is so I'm sure I feel like Shin has been to so many shows where like,
00:21:12
Speaker
the sweat will get goopy into my eyes and then now it's getting like, you know, it's irritating my eye. I'm like still performing or whatever trying to just like be cute. That happened one time when we were doing the like, everyone take pictures with the cast and I was sitting there trying to fan myself and I could just feel like all of the sweat pooling into my eye sockets and I was like, get me out. I was like, no more pictures. I'm done. The goop has gotten to my eyes. To my eyes. I need sunglasses. Yeah, I always wonder because I'm always like surprised because I get sweaty by watching an emotional episode of television. So like I can't even imagine dancing for a seven minute straight. That seems like I would be.
00:22:01
Speaker
the ocean. no i i'm impressed by the the girls who can perform and they're not sweaty after like three numbers. well are they really doing it hard enough though? sometimes sometimes they're throwing their pussy onto the ground and smashing it and then throwing themselves to the ceiling Oh my god. Sounds like an exorcist film. Jesus. And she just gets right up, grabs her dollars and has but a single drop down her brow. Like this. Yeah, she could just goes. It makes that noise as it flops away into the crowd and go talent.
00:22:46
Speaker
Okay, yeah, you took it there. and Oh, drinking someone's sweat is too far? Anya, I'm disappointed. It's moments like this where we are the title, you are definitely the Dahmer one. Baby. For sure. That's who I be. You be licking people's sweat. I mean, is that considered Dahmer? Or is that more submissive missive to like lick the sweat or be the one to sweat? Well, what if they're like, don't lick my sweat. You're like, you're going to let me lick that sweat. Okay, yeah. um No, let's go back. because i don't want to i don't want that to say I don't want them to say, don't. And then I'm like, no, I'm doing it. That's not what that is. That's absolutely not what that is. So let's take it from the top. i They go, please lick my sweat. And I go, yeah, I will. Anyway.
00:23:33
Speaker
You definitely said something last night that was very wrong. What happened I said? You were like, oh, you can do what you're going to do or whatever. Don't take no for an answer. I was being motivational in terms of career or not in a relationship sense. God damn it. I was like, wow, Dasha. Don't take no for an answer when it comes to business. Yeah. These are my tips as you're clearly your manager in this situation. We're behind the actor's studio and we're getting tips on business.
Creative Talks and Fashion Trends
00:24:11
Speaker
And my tip is don't take no for an answer. Don't take no for an answer. I am a Hollywood executive. My God, it happened. Yeah. With your little diamond fringe. I i put this on myself. but Okay. See, what was I just saying like moments ago about your engineering skills and the things you make over the course of a year?
00:24:31
Speaker
It wasn't too much engineering work for this, but I think it looks cool. And I think it adds a little, a little sparkle. A hundred percent ah work. Yeah. Listen, when Beyonce says wear silver, what am I going to do? Not wear silver. She really brought silver back. I feel like there was a good. monopoly on gold yeah in the past years. And then she said, no, we're going silver. And then everyone pulled out the silver from the back of the closet, dusted off, here clean it down. From Joanne's shelving. Work, mama. Thank you. we'll see kind Where we put um a warning on the podcast ah that it's rated was a rated R. what What's explicit content? Explicit. So we can say words like that. Yeah.
00:25:16
Speaker
like words like
00:25:19
Speaker
um so You can't keep doing this. You cannot keep doing this to me. I fully thought you were going to go fag.
00:25:34
Speaker
And I just wanted that you to have that moment.
00:25:39
Speaker
I was like, happy pride. Actually, no, it's July. So you were like, we can say it now. no Yeah, that was your month. I get this. Yeah, that's what you say after you lick the sweat off someone's armpit. And I call him that. Yeah. Doesn't matter who. Yeah. I call him that. Timothy. shaleu Shalmoop. Who I get confused with, what's his name? Timothee Chalamet and Troye Sivan. To the point where I meant to say Troye Sivan just now and I said Timothee. What about it? One has dark hair, one has blonde hair.
00:26:16
Speaker
But, you know, that's such an easy change and fix. And, you know, they get themselves in situations where they look the same. I mean, SNL literally used one to portray the other. I can't even remember. Because they're like one twink, two twink. Who cares at all twinks? But I'm saying yeah there's a difference. You've got to differentiate. Dr. Seuss, that's what that's the drag queen story hour people think is happening. one twink, two twink. And I'm going to make sure that's exactly what it is. I'm going to every library and I'm switching out all the books. I do not take a no for an answer. No, oh because I'm what? A dauber. Yeah. And a dauber. I can't believe you thought I was going to say that. Yeah. Ever since we talked about it, I keep seeing bumper stickers everywhere now. Right, because people like them and you're just, again, weird.
00:27:05
Speaker
Whatever. if i I get it. You love coexisting. It's like, do you have to put it on your car? Right. Right. I get that. Well, because you know people want to have pride in things. you know They're like, I believe that the children of the future, I'm going to put this on a bumper sticker and stick it on the back of.
Self-expression and Personal Stories
00:27:24
Speaker
I had a Bernie sticker. I know that might be a hot take, but I had a Bernie. It was to cover up a scratch in the paint, of a dent that was happening. um But I was like, I might as well cover it up with this. You donated to his campaign and got the bumper sticker? No, I'm pretty sure I found this Bernie sticker or something. I don't know how you have to donate to get things like that. Maybe I did. Maybe I did donate. Who knows? But I got the sticker.
00:27:55
Speaker
I have a Desert Storm t-shirt. I wasn't in Desert Storm. Okay. So do you think that by having a Bernie sticker, you're Bernie Sanders? No, but you know, people have things that they might have not, you know, been affiliated in such a way that they deserve to have such a thing. I just think that putting it on your car is a big statement. And, you know, if you really love Bernie, put it on your car. If you really like, are you know, you think that's like something you want to advertise. I love that. Honk, if you like pizza, what's that? I love pizza, so I just like need to tell people that they should honk at me.
00:28:37
Speaker
You just don't like self-expression. Yeah. And there's something there because you like it in a lot of other things, but for some reason with cars, it's not for you. Similar to your body. Again, I have a pizza tattoo on me, and you would never dare. I have a spoon on my ankle. I dare. Oh, okay, work. Can you see it? Oh, that's right, that's right. Yeah, whatever. You never show it off more. You gotta throw your leg up to people. Yeah. Check this out. I was walking down the street earlier and I had shorts and a sweatshirt on. So you couldn't see any of my tattoos except for the one on my ankle, which people wouldn't even recognize. I showed off that ankle to, uh, like it was nobody's business. I was walking down the street and all the guys from the tattoo shop were outside and they were smoking. And I was like, Oh, I hardly ever see them outside.
00:29:37
Speaker
So, and I was like, damn it, I'm not even showing off my tats, but I've got my ankle tattoos. So here I am showing my little chapel from the ah Starry Night painting. Hey guys, look at my ankle tattoo. And they're like, hey. They were like, you're in a champion sweatshirt, bro. Hi, bro. Yeah, I was getting my second coffee. I needed to look right. That's right. You need to blow out your asshole before this. I get you. I got you. Exactly. I know. I never show off this tattoo, but because whenever I show it, it's a Ben spoon. It's from The Matrix. And I don't really show it off too much because I've had people literally go, oh, are you in recovery from heroin? Like, is that what that is? And I'm like, sometimes I say, yeah, because I think it's just a fun thing to
00:30:24
Speaker
I hate you.
00:30:28
Speaker
I'm having fun. Someone assumed I'm in recovery from heroin based off of a tattoo on my ankle. I want to have some fun with it. Dasha's like, oh, it's so hard making it in the industry. You're telling people you used to be on math just to get people. Oh, oh, wait. That's right. Oh, I make little clay elephants. I sell porcelain elephant figurines. And she thinks that someone's just gonna, hey, that's interesting. Wow. Tell me more. And then you're like, I'm a liar. Dare I say, artistry is dead. Okay. This used to be normal for people to have these amazing, cool things about them. You'd be like,
00:31:10
Speaker
Oh my God, Prince levitated onto stage on like a carpet and then like dissipated into smoke. And then people be like, whoa, he's an enigma. what and Like he said this this time or he adds this story. I'm just building up my aura, my persona to people. I'm having a good ass time. Good ass time. Oh my God. I don't know about that. i don't I don't sign off on a lot of that. I bet you're when you were telling me about Burning Man and how people would like make up that, I was gonna say Doja Cat, that Daft Punk was there. oh yeah You're one of those people yeah that would be walking around being like, yeah, Daft Punk at seven yeah at the main stage.
00:31:50
Speaker
it's very fun that is insane but then when they get there but when they get there and they look around for 30 minutes and there's just one guy wearing like board shorts and a tie and a helmet from daf punk with an ipod playing that song They'll laugh. They'll be like, I can't believe we thought the Daft Bunk was going to be here in the middle of the desert in September when they broke up like five years ago as a band. Come on, it's fun. No, they would be at something like that. That's like me going, the ghost of Liberace is going to be at the trash fence. It's like, you know, that's on you for going to check it out.
00:32:24
Speaker
I don't know it's if it's the same. And let me tell you, after you told me that there's like 50 miles that you have to cover to go from your camp to festivities, if I walked or biked my ass all the way across that town and did not see Daft Punk, oh, ruined. I would i would do X-Men conjure the weather and rain upon the entire you would You would turn into a weather god or storm from
Burning Man Adventures
00:32:56
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X-Men. Storm, exactly. I would turn into Storm and just rain upon the whole thing and be like, where is Daft Punk? That guy's just cowering by the front. I didn't mean it. I'm sorry. I was just having fun. Yeah. I think you would be high on endorphins from that very long bike ride and you'd be like, wow, cool.
00:33:17
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I had an experience, but also on the way there you would run into like a thousand cool things. Like you would have ah gone somewhere you didn't think you would go and you'd see like an octopus shooting flames out of its like little ah tentacles or you would see a movie theater in the middle of nowhere that plays It's a Wonderful Life or a diner on the back of a bus, like a fully functioning like 40s diner where you could get burger and fries freshly like given to you. you You miss the call time that it was supposed to start anyways because you've stopped at 10 other places. Dolly Parton smoking a blunt and and belly dancing from the back of ah another truck. Yeah. Katy Perry like performed my my first year. Wow. She really, she went from Christianity to Burning Man. Which is Christianity. Tell me more. Okay. Let me see how I'm gonna, how I'm gonna finesse the English language.
00:34:13
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It's a, it's a gathering of people kind of like church. There's a form of worship, meaning there's like rules and regulations and like, whatever. And then there's a man that gets kind of killed at the end, burned down, crucified, whatever. Right. We'll be right back.
00:34:45
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I just stick them right yeah right in there. Well, we're back. um And we are going to play our favorite, favorite game.
Game Segment: Yes or No
00:34:55
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It's the one time I'm going to be able to do this in unison. Yes or no. We did it.
00:35:07
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I want you to dance, dance, dance, dance, dance. clapping. Okay, so I know I'm just throwing you on the spot today with this. where We're just, we've been very off the cuff and we're going to, we're going to be behind the cuff. We're going to be behind. We're going to be behind the cuff, behind the action studio. Okay, I've got my first one for you. What's your first one? Boba T. Boba T. Oh, it's a yes. It's definitely a yes. okay I love boba tea. I didn't know that it was, everyone kept saying those are tapioca balls in there and I would not believe them because I was like, how is it so jelly? Like how is it so gummy? It's tapioca. Yeah. because i saw a table you go And they make it all different types of things to put in there now, you know? what is Like tapioca balls, there's like jellies I get sometimes like ones that have like lychee jelly bits and stuff. I'm a purist. I only do boba with tapioca.
00:36:04
Speaker
And what's the what's the drink? A milk tea. I'm so boring. A milk tea. Now. It's so boring, I know. Damn. I know. A freak in the sheets and a plain bagel in the boba tea house. That's right. yeah That's right. That's just me. You gotta know where to put your creativity. You know you can't just willy-nilly put it in everything. You really have to conserve it in the areas they needed. And mine is the bedroom. Yeah, yeah. I was like, oh, OK. And nowhere else. But you're you showed up today with a gorgeous haircut. Oh, thanks. Even though I styled a wig for you, it took me so long. I was very tired. But no.
00:36:52
Speaker
Um, no, I just, ah Holly does such a good job with my hair. Shout out to Holly. She's a listener. Thank you. And I just thought it would be, you know, she put so much effort into it and stuff. I kind of didn't want to put a wig on it. Cause then I squish it down a bit. Yeah. Oh, a hundred percent. Cause it is looking stunning. I do want to wear like like a Guy Fieri type of situation one time. I really want to know what it's like to have like bleach blonde tips that are like spiky. Right. Just so it can match your bleach blonde tips on your... Asshole, yes, correct. Yeah. Because I was going to say the the ombre hair is giving your ombre.
00:37:34
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Oh, well, this brings me right to my yes or no, which is bleached assholes.
Cultural Reflections and Patriotism
00:37:42
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um I don't know much about bleached assholes, okay? I never got into that. The closest thing to that I got to is putting Nair on my asshole. You did? Yeah. Okay. How long did you keep it on there? um Well, I'm Portuguese, so I felt like I needed to go the maximum time. um though a lot of three hours it had to really it was like I could have put the you know like pipe cleaner that you pour down the the bathroom drain oh like Drano maximum grade yeah what's going on down there well you know it's just like thick hair like I feel like some people have like oh I have like a little wispy baby hairs in places like that but I was like no it's it's thick and it needs to be
00:38:30
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Well, if it's a wispy baby hair, you just lay it down with some edge control. Yeah, imagine. You're like, but look at the interior. Yeah, look at the interior. Oh my god. So I get but but it. But would you like to see it on someone else or on you? Like a little bleach situation. but I think they bleach the skin, not the hair. OK. because I think dyeing your asshole hair blonde would be a like and the upkeep alone you'd have to touch up the roots like every week yeah exactly or you just keep it with like the growing out the roots yeah that's hot um but yeah I guess I keep thinking that that's what we're talking about but yeah bleaching the asshole um
00:39:15
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The skin, that's weird. I feel like bleaching skin is kind of a questionable thing ah for me personally. And doing it by the whole, even more so, like, oh my God, what could happen down there? Bleaching your skin whole, your whole skin.
00:39:35
Speaker
I'm sorry, I had to make you think of that. That seems to have really taken you to a place you cannot want to be in. I will never make you bleed to your whole skin. or your skin hole or whatever you want to. Yeah. Thank God. Anyway. Anyway. I mean, I'd do it, whatever. But i again, I don't know what it looks like back there. So who's to say and I need it or don't need it? I can't. Dasha said to me last night, oh, i don't really I've never really like looked and touched down there. And I said, excuse me? Yeah, just never it's like it just never it's never come up.
00:40:09
Speaker
i I don't know. And now I was like, is it because I'm gay that I've like touched my ass? No, because then I would have touched your ass. Yeah. Well, you do. you You do all the time. I felt it last night. And you liked it. I was just checking that you didn't shit your pants. Okay. That's true. Thank you. I honestly, I can't believe that because the fact that you were like, I would check and I'm like, you don't need to be looking at my ass. People are going to be like, First of all, I would obviously, I would crouch down slowly. So it just looked like I was getting shorter. Questionable already. Then I would have taken my jacket and I would have put it in front of me like ah like a safety blanket. And then I would have asked you to turn around and spread them. And then it would have been fine.
00:40:52
Speaker
That's the other thing is, so we're smoking a J and I'm trying to be discreet, but I'm just throwing it up to my lips, yeah bringing it down to my waist, throwing it up to my lips to the waist, blow it to the side. We're all set. corey No one's checking it. I mean, we were watching other people do it. It was fine. Dasha was like, she was calling in like a secret agent. She was holding holding her jacket over her. She was like looking around. I was like, oh my God, you are really trying to make it discreet, but I can't stop looking at you.
00:41:32
Speaker
We were there for three hours before the concert started. and If we were going to get kicked out because I was smoking weed at this thing, I would have hated myself. Well, that that's why. That's why I was like, we have to, we can only smoke this. We were watching people wait and smoke and do whatever. I mean, they were just throwing some fire juggling, all this stuff because they just let anything in if you just throw it in your hands. but Except for your fucking vape. But no, you can't have that vape. Excuse me? And then you show up. I'm sure all the security were watching the show being like, damn, I should have gave that guy that vape. yeah like This is a show for vapes. I was like making a joke. I'm like, I bet they just put all of them in like Fred's fucking dressing room. He's like over there trying everybody's shit. Yeah.
00:42:15
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oh That's like when I worked on like a we were shooting promos for Queer Eye and Antony did he had like he didn't have his jewel or like he was out of like cartridges and I was could not have been happier to been a ah jewel smoker at the time because I just like knee knelt down and offered it to him and was like please suck as much as you want.
00:42:44
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00:42:49
Speaker
thank you keep Oh, I have one. Fireworks. Fireworks? Fucking love fireworks. OK. OK. How much do you love fireworks? Were you hoping I would say I hate them? No, but what? You just love fireworks? That's it? Do you like certain fireworks? Are there moments where you don't like fireworks? Has there ever been a time where a firework did something that? Yeah, that kidnapped my whole family. Yeah.
00:43:21
Speaker
Like what's your what has been the best fireworks display you've ever seen? I think when I was like in middle school, my friend at the time took me to a 4th of July, like kind of like thing in ah New Jersey, like a neighborhood, Teaneck, New Jersey or something. And they had a big 4th of July fireworks display on a hill. And that was like, I felt so American. I was like, this was like, cause we, I got, we got our citizenship and like, I was like in fifth grade or something or third grade. But anyway, it's like when, so I felt so American.
00:43:54
Speaker
And a boy I liked was there and everybody was eating hot dogs. And I was just like, this is it. And then the fireworks went off and I cried because it was so beautiful and so nice. And I was like, I love fireworks. I like it. It's like, what not to like? It's dark outside and there's like cool explosions. It's beautiful. I'm assuming you hate them because they did something to you. No, not at all. And funny enough, the original thing I had written down was patriotism. And then I was like, I don't know if Dasha has that. So I wrote fireworks. But I have patriotism. You were. Yeah, you just said you were like, I felt like an American and brought me the tears. I mean, I'm a patriot as in I'm an immigrant. So like, I have a lot of feelings about this country that are very different from people that are born here.
00:44:42
Speaker
Yeah, there are certain, much like you see other people's lives and you kind of like check yourself like, oh, you know, it could be a lot worse. Like I could be in a situation, like even when I was like, I know this is crazy to say so earlier, I'm doing my makeup, I'm looking in a mirror. And I looked at myself and I said, wow, even just having a mirror so I could look at myself, imagine being on the move you're like all your stuff is in like a single bag and you don't have a mirror and so like you just can't ever see yourself but also I'm like wow the sacrifices that so the sacrifices to be made some people don't even have mirrors to look at themselves but I really you should run for congress that should be your platform
00:45:38
Speaker
But, you know, just like one of those, I mean, like, yes, it could be luxury in a certain sense, but I'm just saying like something like that where I was like, damn. Yeah. I know that's like so random. It's so stupid. but I was looking at my gold earrings and I was like, oh my God, some places you don't even have. Have gold earrings. Yeah. OK. We're going to take a second. We're going to think both of us think of one. OK. And we're going to say it out loud on three. Are yes or no? Oh my god. You got this. You got this. You got this. You got this. You got this. You got this. You got this. You got this. Okay. Okay. Ready? One, two, three. Corn. What? She said corn. Corn.
00:46:26
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Dry cleaning. Dry cleaning? I guess that's yours, okay?
Love for Corn and Festival Stories
00:46:30
Speaker
Yeah. You said dry cleaning. Corn. Yeah. Dip, what form? Popped syrup. Cob or cut and made into like a elote. Ooh, yes, yes, yes. So yes, absolutely. That's like my favorite fucking thing to have at a restaurant. Yeah, very delicious. Love that. All right, dry cleaning. Dry cleaning. I do like dry cleaning. Have you ever gone gone dry cleaning and like something got fucked up?
00:47:04
Speaker
No, no, no. I've only gone once in my life and it was literally three weeks ago. Wow, what'd you get dry cleaned? All of my burning man clothing that I haven't washed for three to five years. Oh my god. The woman, when I tell you I brought her my coat that I put all that fringe on, And it was it's covered in dust. like It is covered. And I bring it in, and she goes, why did you do this to that nice coat? like Why did you put a bunch of shit on it? And I'm like, it's for a festival. And she goes, OK, well, it's going to probably come off in the wash. I'm like, OK, well, I'll just like, she goes, how'd you put it? I'm like, I used glue. like She hated that coat. I love you. to filth and i read you down but guess what after i came pick it up she changed her tune because she was like it stayed on in the in the thing like none of these came off you did a good job i'm like you plug it in it's like short circuits the whole thing no i took the lights off i took the lights off they're like i guess the burns early absolutely
00:48:13
Speaker
Yes, the horns are only fucking dumb ass coming over. Not you lighting on fire in the middle of a Burning Man joke. Yeah, that's nice. You know how dry cleaners work? i I don't think I did the way you just talked about that. You know, there's no water. That's what I thought. So what what happened? Well, there is water. They sometimes put her in a thing that does have water, but it's like an industrial, special kind of washing machine. But she said it was going to come off. Wow. Yeah, I picture it like them like steaming clothes. Like it's like moving around and it's like, shh. Work. But stayed on and stayed intact, just like my asshole hairs. I was gonna say your tight pussy. Thank you. Wow, what a great ending.
Episode Conclusion
00:49:03
Speaker
End on tight pussy. From the words of the Lord. Tight. Tight pussy.
00:49:13
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00:49:46
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00:50:13
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I thought that was going to be the moment. I thought that was going to be it. I thought we were going to say family. Wow. Anyway, happy July. Happy July. Hope you have a safe holiday. Joy fireworks. But not too much. Not too much. And have a hot dog. Heber National, the way. Not sponsored, but... Heber International. That's what they call me. She's international. Bye!