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The First Year - Part 2
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We continue with our bonus episode/session 0 type thing, playing The Quiet Year, by Avery Alder, a world building tabletop game. We got together in person, got really drunk, and built the world that our next game will be played in. We get rowdy, there's lots of background noise, but it's funny and will give you insight into the new campaign.
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Transcript
Introduction and Setup
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Hey everybody, it's your storyteller, Ron, here. On this episode, we are continuing our world-building game, playing A Quiet Year. This is part two. As before, you know, this was just recorded on my laptop, which was sitting in the middle of a room while we were all very drunk, and I foolishly kept typing and didn't realize that the typing would
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Show up on the audio, so if you made it through the first episode of this, then you should survive this one as well. Anyway, enjoy, and here's the show.
Beginning the Game – A Quiet Year
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Can I draw a board? Yes. Draw a board. Seven of hearts. It's okay, I love you seven hearts. Two.
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Where does everyone sleep? Who was unhappy with this arrangement and why? Or what natural predators roam the area? Are you safe? Well, we're in the forest. I'm really happy about it. He would be able to make something new. Yeah, I probably want to go for the second one. It's a flying creature. You're not. It's not your truth. I know. It's like a flying creature. No, I mean like an actual creature made of vines.
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I've never seen that first Jumanji movie. People can't just pull through the living room into the... He dies. He dies. He dies. He dies. He dies. He dies. He dies. He dies. He dies. He dies. He dies. He dies. He dies. He dies.
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I was like a gigantic badger, but like a badger mole badger mole that is carnivorous If it's a badger mole you better bet your ass it's carnivorous
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And then I asked the second one, are you safe? It's like a honey badger mole. Is that what it says? No predators roam the area, this area.
Scenario Creation and Creature Imagination
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It's just the badger moles from Avatar and the Last Airbender. The ones that cut off out of them. Well you guys can decide if we're safe or not. I think we'll... Oh fuck all of our food is underground! FRANK!
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Well, no, I would have to say typically it would be safe because predators usually don't meet in coming right new things predators are We are safe for the moment. Yeah for the moment till they realize I just give it six weeks And then now you get to do one of the three actions Oh
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What? Oh, he's like the fact that he's an actor. And this should have gone down. So Mila Kunis is Jackie from that 70s show. No, there's this fact. What project is this? The plastic is complete. Yay! No, this one was the one to put plastic on the feet. On the feet. The plastic wall is complete. That one should be six. Yeah, sex. Dropping it down for pain. That one should be sex. Six. So, like,
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There
Pop Culture Digressions
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Jennifer Lawrence and Leonardo DiCaprio. That was actually really good. That was actually so good, and at the end all the rich people go off into space. I don't know if that's what he's thinking of, but it's so good. Yeah, like 27,000 years later. The two people stay in Leonardo DiCaprio's family house, and they're just having one last meal as the comedian is coming, and they're just trying not to panic. I mean, it was so good because it was a play on how horrible
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was an asteroid coming towards the Earth. And a chick discovered the asteroid.
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Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. Gluster like that so badly. Yeah. Yeah. But the thing is, that's exactly what's going to happen. It would happen. Yes. Yeah. OK. With today's social economic situation. No doubt about it. Yeah. All right. All right. The plastic wall around the cellar. We can't afford it. At the end of that, they landed on the floor and immediately the creatures started chewing on the floor. Yeah.
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Like, and if you notice like in the movie at the end, like there was like maybe two females of child rearing age and the rest of them were old dudes. Nice. Yeah. The richest one. I don't know if you've seen the night. Yeah. Yeah. The richest 1% of the world is a bunch of old, old ass bloomer dudes. Yup. And that's what they portrayed it in the movie is like a bunch of old dudes with probably some really break ass stuff going on downstairs.
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a few females of childbearing age and some old ladies. It wasn't even like... What are you doing? I think I want to start a project, but something along with more plastics. Any ideas what the project might be? Just because we finally constructed the walls around the plants, around the food cellars. I think we should build plastic weapons.
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They only have one good fire in them, but they only have good fire. Hey, they'll fire for 30 minutes. We've been too busy fighting all these carnivorous plants. We need some bullets. We need some plastic webinars. We need some plastic bullets. Is this True Blood? We need some wooden rings with silver cores. Plastic green cores with metal iron ones. They'll cut. It might not be sharp again, but it'll cut. It really kind of points toward more throwaways
Storytelling Chaos and Laughter
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to the side. Is it cut? Is this forged with fire?
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Yeah. This is a catastrophic failure. I'm sorry. Bring up your bring up your your work. Get the fuck out of our board. Because the question about the about the trees, how exactly do they work like
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I feel like if you have a fly trap, Venus fly trap type situation. Honestly, because they're palm trees, I honestly thought that the light fell on the ground and something walked out of it. They have to shoot up. They have two options. Either the leaves themselves will stab you and break you up into the leaf canopy, or they can use their roots as well. So it's not like Venus fly trap. Right. No, they don't have a mouth or something. That makes me sad. That's what I'm talking about.
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Is it right? Is it right? Is it right? Is it right? Is it right? Is it right? Is it right?
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I'm a little underground food seller. I think I think the roots are coming through and trying to like so it's like really the only way we can get water and we're having to like trek through this and we're gonna be losing a lot of people do well Oh, yeah, we'd on our way to either subdue the trees to like either make them like inert or kill them Well
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So I'll start a project to figure out what to do about the trees. Yeah, because like we're gonna lose people through the entire track of... Do a... Do a... Do a like... Do it, do it. Like a research on the trees. Like a project of the research. Wasn't there supposed to be a dice out there? Yeah, it's this one. This one's sick. Everybody keeps touching. I'm just gonna do it over here. It's on the, I think the boat one.
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All right. Roll for the amount of weeks. Hold on. So and just so you know, also with projects like if you leave it open ended. So if you say figure out something to do about the trees, the person whose turn it finishes on gets to decide how that ends as well. Like if it's an obvious ending, like build a plastic wall, then it just happens. But if it's something more open, whoever's turn it is at the end gets to decide on that.
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this is like that yeah yeah that's why i say figure out what to do about the trees just figure it out in general yeah like i just gave that's why i gave two examples because like either how to subdue the plant or how to kill the plant but yeah i guess in all reality they um bought me research on the front okay just to figure out to pick a dice on
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Two weeks? Two weeks of effort, is it? That's also something you take into account when you're deciding how it ends. It's like we spent two whole weeks on this. Is it good or bad? Well, you get to decide how effective. Well, it will succeed, but you can decide how it succeeds. So, you know, in two weeks, maybe we just like, oh, yeah, we just cut them down because that way later when you draw a card that says something happens, like the plants come back because we didn't actually finish them off, you know, something like that.
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You know Frank in particular laughing about that makes me pretty certain that we're all about to die we're all pretty uh
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A young boy starts digging in the ground and discovers something unexpected. A young boy? A young boy starts digging in the ground and discovers something unexpected.
Confession and Council Drama
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What the fuck are they doing? Or... I don't like this. Or... An old man confesses to past crimes and atrocities. What has he done? They are one and the same. I used to be Hitler. Alright Frank, which one? Yeah, Pearl. I like the boy.
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So an old man approaches the council.
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to hold a discussion. Hold on, that's separate from this. I know, but I'm trying to do it. All right, so you're going to do a discussion. I think we just started the timeline. So an old man approaches the council to hold a discussion. At the discussion, he confesses that he was the one that had been murdering off of the lead faction.
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We, over the last few weeks, we've gone down from 20 to about three. And, uh... Oh, shit. Damn. That's 17! He came forward to say he was the one... How many things has it been, and he's murdered how many people? 17! That was 80 of us! We just kept wandering! Hold on! In four weeks, 17 people have been murdered. Uh, 17 people have been murdered, and 10 people were eaten by trees. That's 27 out of our original 80, which means that we are down to 53 total.
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We need to murder that old man. We've got 53. Well, here's the thing though. Frank is combining this with the discussion. Nothing actually happens from a discussion other than we discuss it, then someone else can decide to make a project. That Senator Hayden's vote is putting the old man to death. I agree. So there'll be a discussion, the first council to hold a discussion, or during a discussion on the current.
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And he let them know that he had actually been the one that had been murdering the lead faction members due to the fact that his wife of 60 years did not get on to the transport fund and he decided to come up because he wanted to live anyway. He was chosen because he is the lead engineer
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What's his name? He sounds like an important NPC so he gets a name. Unless he dies
Creating a Fictional Religion
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next turn. Do we have any other engineers?
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Are we going to make it like a really rough situation? Since it's my turn, there's only 53 of us left. If there was 80 to begin with, 20 were the lead faction, or the lead faction. 17. 17. Well, there's 20 total in the lead faction. Yeah, there's only three of them. There's only three people left. Of the original family, all of them were aristocrats, and they didn't contribute anything to the society.
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And he only murdered the people that weren't contributing. They sit around and just tell people what to do. Exactly. They supervise. We could really turn this into like a... So we're doing the discussion? Yeah. So basically you're, are you, are you making, so you, now you can do one of two things. You can make a statement, which I guess your statement will be, I did this. And then we talk about your statements in terms, or you ask a question.
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and then you get to have final say. Is the lead counsel only the lead faction? That's my question. Or is it like one person from each faction? I'm assuming there's like five factions in total. Well, let's say that they're- So Jaden gets to go first. Sorry. I'm asking the question first. Oh, okay. You actually do get to go first. Oh, this is a beginning question. The lead counsel doesn't have to be
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the family. I'm sure the family. It's just they were the most powerful society. They probably had more people on the council before I murdered 17. Well, okay. Let's say the council has one of each division. See, that's what I was thinking. Yeah. Yeah. Like there's one engineer, one scientist, one builder, one. Yeah, that's what I would think. All of that. So, so he steps forward and he's like, I am, I have come in front of you today to
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inform you of my misdeeds. I am the one who has murdered 17 of our fellow members. I would like to explain my misdeeds first. They were of the leaf faction. They haven't yet to contribute anything to our current survival situations. They were a drain on our resources and a drain on morale. Facts. I do apologize for my misdeeds, but I feel like this has been the necessary steps to continue our survival.
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All right, I'm done. So he basically did the make it statement option. So now Jaden, you are the first one who gets to reply to his statements. I think this guy should be our leader. Now you get to reply. I think we need to kill this fool. Why?
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I think we should banish him. To the forest of carnivorous trees.
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But remember, nothing actually gets resolved from this discussion. Someone else will have to make a project about the discussion later. I know, I'm just sober so I'm actually thinking about this. I'm actually watching the actual hamster, I'll go running on his wheel, but you're a hamster! Your mom's a hamster! I fucked her hamster mom!
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I had me before and it wasn't it wasn't that impressive but that was actually pretty good yeah okay oh yes it's like shut the fuck up I know it shut the fuck up baby shut up so Hayden can answer yeah Hayden wait a minute we're ready do what you
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the only we trust you I'm gonna be sure what we have you there's a word I was looking for and I lost it no you ever hit me I never did forget about
Absurdity and Humor at Play
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it that's what I fucking thought about it even though he murdered people in the right
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What did you say? Even though he murdered people, which is an inherent sin, he in the end did a good thing. We did it for the right reasons. Do we have our own religion? We haven't gotten to one of those questions yet. Is there one? I'll take it if you don't want it, or if anyone else doesn't want it, use it as a mix. Just tell me when to stop.
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I think we're at four weeks now. I can't find you number four though. 10 of hearts. Another community somewhere on the map. Another pod. Where are they and what sets them apart from you? That's a good question. They're triangle. What's the lore? Yeah.
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Basically, all right, so we got in a meteor shower, but it was on purpose Or something or something believe or practice Oh
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This might be the question we might need people. We don't need people because like we're down to 50-something people. We got 50 people. What belief or practice helps to unify your community? All right, this is literally what I was talking about. This is religion. You get to create a religion. I get to. All right, so basically. Oh, oh, oh, the religion. He gets to create a religion. All right, it's called B-A-H. Big bat people. B-A-H.
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Uh, Bible... always... helps. It's called the Fundamentals of Christians. Damn it. Quakers. Quite. Damn it. How did we develop science? Wait, what's the name of this? Fuck me, we're been doing this. Uh, we would have to start a... We would have to start a project. We would have gotten way too developed over there and we're like,
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It's called Bob. It's goat religion. The goat bar. I don't know. I feel like a Satanist vibe coming on now. No, there's more of like Indian, the Hinduism kind of morphed. Yeah. Like shit. I mean, it's 200 years or something in the future. Who knows what religion looks like. All right. We found this goat thing. It's called the religion of Bob because of the noise you make while you're wearing your face.
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Or how about let's do the fallout, and we all work up the atom. So now you... Can you imagine? Yeah, just imagine a fucking group of people just standing up like turkeys going... You're imagining it now.
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We're imagining that we're starting a project about- Hold on. We lower the existing project. So that one's done. What was that one? That was the one? That was the boat. That was the boat to get over to. We're at the island. No, that was the plant thing. So you also get to decide how we figured out how to subdue or destroy the plants. Okay. We're eating our food. Okay. So we'll start with that first. Basically we made this four inch thick plastic wall.
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All right six inch plastic wall to keep the roots out because basically these roots Go towards any smell of human or like any
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It's basically contract slots as living like material Okay, and then Okay, and I'm starting a project to figure out the goat religion until I figure out that I
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to figure out, like, the tenets of the religion. Yeah, so basically, are these, like, are these, like, from Dead Space, the Unitarians? No. No. There's a two-headed goat that lives on this island. Dead Space was great. But they worship a zombie. You're drawing so much for this one thing. This is a two-headed goat. You can make it smaller. You need to make it smaller. I know this is a really large two-headed goat. That's larger than our community. That's why we worship it.
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That is larger than our community. All right. God is the God of religion. That's... Sir C. All right. There's no face on this one. There's major testicles. Yes. There's a tangle toad. Very fertile. Okay. All right, Bill. It's your turn. All right. Oh, Jesus. Oh, yeah. I remember now. Never mind. It was your turn a million and a half years ago. I couldn't remember what I did.
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Are we supposed to figure out the tenants now? We're starting a project, so we're all a dice for the project. At what point do we change seasons? Oh, I need to do that for mine. Is this a religion that we're going into in this world, or is this a religion that we brought from Earth? It sounds like he's creating a religion. Because we found a two-headed goat with testicle feet, and we're trying to figure out how to worship it properly. Okay, okay, okay, okay. We're good!
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A charismatic young girl convinces many shut up to help her with an elaborate scheme. What is it? Who joins her endeavors start a project to reflect or a charismatic young girl tries to tempt
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many into sinful or dangerous activities. Yes. Yes. Yes. God damn it, young girl. Why does she do this? How does the community respond? Testicle goat. Testicle goat. Which one? Testicle goat. Testicle goat. It's the youngest daughter. Which one are you going with? It's up to Bill. Oh, sorry. I forgot.
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Okay, we're gonna do the second one. A charismatic young girl tries to tempt Minnie into sinful or dangerous activities. Yes! Why does she do this? And how does the community respond? What is a sinful activity, though? It doesn't matter, we'll figure it out. What's in our religion? We're about to find out the first tenet of the goat religion. Yeah, the whole goat religion.
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abilities and clarifies on them. Was this a religion we came to this planet with or did this just start because the- Well- No we found the two-headed girl with the testicle theme, man. We've already established- Exactly!
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emphasis on the testicles. Okay, I was back. I was back over here building a boat to a big island. And then we come back. And then I'm going to go back and we're we're worse being a two headed go with testicles. Okay, so the question doesn't say what the simple activity is. So we don't have to figure that out right now. Oh, don't worry. I've got a simple activity. Don't worry. Go, Bill. Okay, the simple and dangerous activity
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is they run naked through the carnivorous forest. How dare they? That's the one they're... Whoever makes it bad, it makes it bad because the trees... Every time someone dies on one of the carnivorous plants, the plants release a plant kind of oxytocin that makes you
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How does the community respond to this they like it they all fucking do it at once it's it becomes an annual tradition I will say I will stand in for the Christian community if hate will not and say that I can't do that yet deplore You have to take a penny for me
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And then I just have to ignore you. I am taking my token. I am the president right now. I'm choosing to ignore you. All right. All right. Now you do your... Oh, wait. No. Now the dice go down. I have the man. Now roll down the dice to five. Oh, roll down the dice to five. Okay. They finally slipped. And I knew either...
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I need to either discover something new, hold a discussion, start a project, and all of those I can take a secondary option to fully ignore Frank's issue. So that's something I am gonna 100% do. You can ignore that entirely. You don't exist anymore, Frank. And... Oh, Mitch, you definitely don't exist now. You don't exist for two turns now. I'm your ride! I'm your mother! I am your ride!
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you're you're not you're not joey's right joey's joey's the one making this decision bish joey's the name of the joey had a goat penis foot god damn it's the name of the charismatic young girl oh okay oh yeah her name is joey are you sure she's a girl though joe joe joe can be a girl's name joanna joe's feet yeah i can see that all right what's your action now we
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are going to start a project to find resources in or near the sinkhole. Okay. So start a project to investigate the sinkhole. Correct. Yes. We tie people up basically the line. We throw them down the sinkhole in order to give a sacrifice to our goat god. Oh yeah.
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Okay, and this is eight weeks. That's the longest one we've had. Yeah, it is. Okay, we're still in spring. Man, how many springs left? Too many. How long do we play this game for? How long do we play it in spring? Well, it's just taken about four times as long as normal. Yeah, probably because none of us are supposed to be talking while we're doing this. Or drunk.
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Two of the community's younger members get into a fight. What provoked them? They know they are provoked because they both inhaled the fumes or whatever from the plants during the tradition. So this is just true.
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Honestly, I've got ideas to make an actual game out of all this that won't be ridiculous This is a good I mean
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We're being idiots, but like, we've got some good ground work. Like, honestly, if we did Crashland, this is probably how it would go, because people start losing their minds. Yeah. We're gonna lose it. Well, just like the mist. They're gonna be the people that go insane following a religion that's fucking bonkers. And there's good people that hold their heads together. And then there's gonna be some dude in a car that kills his kid and all of his friends and doesn't have enough bullets for him, and then realizes the army's right outside.
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Yeah, like, literally two minutes. Fucking two minutes. He would have heard those tanks. Those treads on those tanks are wild. Freaked out smoke. I don't know what you're talking about. Make sure it's just tobacco in there. I don't need to drive us home. Maybe he needs something out of tobacco. He's getting crazy. There is an energy drink in there. I am going to need to drive us both home, and he's going to have to sleep on my goddamn couch. God damn it.
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I am... I'm quite flabbergasted. Jayden is quite slippy over there right now. Slippy two hands. What's slippy two hands? Slappy two hands! It seems slrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr
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has been looking at the what limited information they can get about the planet through the escape pod and just discovered a gravity storm heading this way. Gravity storm? I'm gonna do the gravity storm ad. So hold the gravity storm. Gravity, you slurs. Gravity. I'm gonna do the up, up symbol for the abundance of gravity.
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Wait, what's something to use for gravity? A tornado. Oh, OK. So is it high gravity, low gravity, or is it just random? All of the above. Yes. I think gravity storm just gets the ties of gravity. So we'll find out if we ever do something involving the gravity storm. I've just said we have discovered a gravity storm in the area. All right, yeah, it'll be your turn.
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Where? That's that tornado there. It's actually right here? Yeah. There's a gravity storm over there. Okay. So that doesn't require a dice roll because... No, it's just I've discovered it. It only requires the dice if we do something about it. Alarming weather pattern destroys something. Is that the one you're going with? Yeah, because that's actually really cool. What dis-whitening legend about this place? I mean, we... Yeah.
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This quite a legend, we found a plastic thing and that's like, we're finally like realizing how that was a little fucking weird, right? But we'll get to that later. Because we're too busy trying to survive and fuck right now, so. All right, what is the gravity of Storm? What does it destroy? It would be really fucking bad if it destroyed the plastic farm. It depends on the number. It could.
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It's like an earthquake. So we have to see what the number is. I mean, the storm is there. Well, it does. That's just where it is, where I drew it. But he gets to decide what it destroys. The question says it destroys something. We'll see what the magnitude is. Frank! Roll a dice. Magnitude three. He is a three out of six. That is half as bad as it could be. But that also, but if you're considering half as bad as a hurricane,
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or anything like that, that can still destroy a lot of shit. True. And this is gravity. I'm gravity. Basic gravity. So I'm gonna pour? I'm just kidding. That's some weird porn. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Popcorn. What if it destroys a goat testicle? You could, yeah. It destroys the temple to our boggock? Yeah.
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No, I want to leave that in there. I want there to be some kind of religion on this world. Because I don't want to destroy the plastic manufacturer because that would really fuck us up, right? Unless if I make a thing right now. Unless we make a project to fix it. Yeah, let's do that.
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and just add more chaos to the game. I want to destroy the plastic part. Yeah, the plastic manufacturer. There's an influx of material out there. Try the paint, the tornado, and then the other single words. Oh, that was up up. I'd like to show you there's an abundance of gravity storms. Yeah, and then I guess we'll start a project. Roll of dice. Not that dice.
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What should I say? He's on the goats. Oh, was that five? Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. One of these. Yeah. Six six. I wonder if we said it'd been like 20. It hasn't been 13 yet because that's how many are in a suit and we're still in hearts. So and all the other guys go down. Right. Their season takes forever. It takes 13 weeks.
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Frank, do you want us to pull the card for you? I think that's it, yes. Technically, you know, you can't actually pull the card. The deck is actually slowly pulling. I was like, we have the same phone. Hello. What? Do you want us to pull your card? Uh, yeah. Go ahead and skip it for now. Okay, then Jane, you go. Okay.
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Oh shit, it's just on the bottom. You'll just take however many turns you miss. That's good. Six of hearts. So, here you go. Are there children in the community? If there are, what is their role in the community? Or, how old are the eldest members of the community? What unique needs do they have?
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I like the old people. Let's say we're making this like 150, 160. And the roles are to breathe the air and fucking suck it up. So they're useless leeches. Exactly. They're just eating the food and sucking the air. Okay. And now you do either discover something new, hold a discussion or start a project. Let's do a project to kill all the old people. I'm just kidding. You could. I could.
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I need a d6 or d10. Is that what your project is? Yeah. Let's say you're going to have to draw an old person dying or something. Okay. Okay. This religion is getting way crazy. Yep. It's an app for fucking killing old people and fucking war. My thinking is maybe if we play a game around this dollar from another colony and you've realized there's this colony of
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horrible monsters that we need to deal with. Yeah, at first they started all cool, they had a really good beginning, and then they just went all over the rails. But you've got to deal with them because they got the plastic hookup. How do you murder all of them and start fresh with the plastics? This is the EKG showing that they have no Harvey. Okay, now we're already nice. Not that one. Oh frick, what was it at? Uh, let's say five. Okay.
00:37:48
Speaker
Cops are here. Five. All right. Five weeks to kill everyone. How is it taking that long? Why is there more? Oh, they have to set up. Good thing those are empty. Bill, draw. Draw a card, Bill. What is it? A king of diamonds. Oh, we are in the next season. Bill, if you take a sip of this, I'll take a sip of this.
00:38:21
Speaker
It's straight, whatever it is. I think it's the honey. Smells a little bit like a little meaty. Your mom's meaty. You need claws. I think you dumped the whiskey into the meat, didn't you? I think that's what it was. I think that's not. Alright, King of Diamonds.
00:38:50
Speaker
Okay. So when he comes back, are we gonna do more like one heart and then diamonds? Yeah, we'll just go. I think it's straight to diamonds now. Yeah. Oh no, King of Diamonds. Oh no, Summer is fleeting. Discard the top two cards of the deck and take two actions this week. Oh wow. Okay. Wow, we have a lot of actions going on. And so I take two actions this week.
00:39:20
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Which is all of these count down one or two There's two out. It counts down one because it's a turn. Okay. Okay So the first action so the first action maybe take it. Hey What's going on there's noises This is a drunk people yes
00:39:46
Speaker
This is what these drunk people are like. All right. I'm going to discover something new in that I'm going to discover a food source in the form of fish.
00:40:17
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Here's the swamp. Big shucker! What'd you say? It's an abundant walnut. I would say that boosts our food source to an abundant thing. Now we have two food sources. Yeah. Two fish. Two fish. Let me put a smaller one. Mmm, the baby. Yo, that do me how fish be. That's how my cars be. Okay, so we have an abundance of food. That's to discover something new.
00:40:46
Speaker
and start a project. What are you doing? What are you doing? Starting a project? What project? Give me a fucking minute, drunk asshole. Project fails. Why? It's not happening right now. It's not happening. Bro, you don't get to talk to me. You only get the... Bro, you don't get to talk to me. What's your project? My project is to get the fish. The fish?
00:41:15
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In that case, I'm going to say the food is not, I'm going to say it's not abundant yet. No, fish is only abundant. Yeah. No fish. Well, no, the fish is not abundant yet until you get it. We have the 3D print spheres and fishing rods and mine. It's taking so long just because the plastic got destroyed. True. Yeah, that's true. We have to wait five weeks for the plastic. Five.
00:41:43
Speaker
Wait. Doesn't he have to pick another one? You already went. What did I do? You went before Bill. Oh, the old people left, right? Yeah. Well, did she have two actions? Oh, you did or you did do? Yeah. I discovered an abundance of fish and I started a project to go out and get some fish. Okay. Okay. I'm going to say, um, I'm going to say the fish project finishes early and then what led to its early completion?
00:42:12
Speaker
The fish want to be eaten. You ever seen video of those boats that's found in the fish? Just jumping in the boat. The fish suspiciously want to be eaten. There's no carnivore way suspiciously want to be eaten. Our colony is idiots. We don't know this is suspicion, but it's suspicious.
00:42:43
Speaker
I'm gonna hold a discussion. Um, I want to talk about this girl who's enticing young men to run naked I'm gonna make I'm gonna make I'm gonna make a statement instead of ask a question. My statement is I think
00:43:12
Speaker
Whose turn is it now? His. All right, so the boat is done. Oh, okay. The boat finishes. Yeah. Yeah. Because they had- They broke the pig aisle, right? We have one tuester. I think that we should condemn this girl for her activities. I think it's more of the trees grow pork chops. Instead of coconuts, they grow pork chops. Yeah.
00:43:42
Speaker
or, you know, state for everybody. You can tell by the branding. Yeah, that's the quality. That's some quality pork right there. Quality. I'm the same man who was concerned about the plastics earlier, and I think we should condemn this girl for running naked through the forest. You look like some buzzkill. This is out of character, but what do you mean by condemn? Just leave it vague like that. Bad. Exactly. Bad.
00:44:11
Speaker
Bad! Ring ring shame! Ring ring shame! The jumpers of the flames! Shame. Let's just vote on if she should die. All of a sudden the plant starts smelling better. Well, you each just respond. I think everyone should wear chassis belts. That. With two. Which was you, that's why. No one here for you. This is probably how we know. No, I know, the exact opposite. Nobody wants.
00:44:40
Speaker
Alright counselor Kelso, what do you think? I think we should research this drug and use it reparationally so that it can no longer be used in this... That's the exact opposite use of it.
00:44:58
Speaker
I agree. So instead of making it a religion, we just make it into a common use. The drug use wasn't part of the religion. It is the religion. They're just running through it getting high. What if we're hallucinating this two-headed goat with the balls? We might be.
00:45:15
Speaker
What if it's like the like dude where there's spice coming from the exoplanet and what's counts like Star Wars where it's like spice coming off of the exoplanet Okay, okay, wait, wait, no, sorry. Sorry. Sorry. I like that the minerals from the planet that were surrounding is like literally shooting drugs towards the planet
00:45:46
Speaker
No, that's the trees. And the minerals are being chopped off. My sentiment is... The pollen is cocaine. And my sentiment is... I'll have one more. Is that, why are we worshipping it? Why do we have to worship a goat with testicle feet? Can't we worship something else? Well, that has nothing to do with my question, but okay. I'm the one percent. Well, there's always the one counselor who goes off script. Hey, mine actually smells like... Okay. Right. Two diamonds. Isn't it mud dye, by the way?
00:46:19
Speaker
So someone new arrives who? Why are they in distress or someone leaves the community who? What are they looking for? What do you like? The new person what if they came from another coalition? No, no, no, like another state.
00:46:39
Speaker
Pod, but they've been in space for like the past like 32 days Well, we only have like 33 people left. So we kind of need some more blood. Thank you, too That's what we said until you decide until people decide to march on murder. No bill murder people first Well, technically the trees market is already pregnant people Murder that shit Bill you're the one that had the trees Murphy
00:47:03
Speaker
I know y'all y'all added y'all added carnivorous trees. What let Hayden tell his thing. Yeah I want another but Wait, so I think it's literally of someone new someone not a new person, right? Yeah, I think it is
00:47:30
Speaker
Take it however you want, but it sounds like someone. I'm good. It is a really great thing. Someone who arrives who no one knows who they are and they're in distress because he claimed they were originally part of your group. But no one remembers him.
00:48:02
Speaker
Okay. A new guy appears, nobody knows who he is. Yeah, he knows, he knows like the crew. Yeah, he knows some of you, but no one knows who he is. Like no one remembers him. Wow. Bro, this is like the one episode of every fucking sci-fi show. Yes, you take two turns, right? I'll just take one. Oh, I have to do a... Has he just appeared on the ground or did he come down for something? Like from the sky? No, no, he just appeared in the
00:48:31
Speaker
place one day no i i feel like he should be like stumbling out from somewhere does he have a chicken companion bruh not yet doesn't die does he also have a pig that also doesn't die with morgan brimman's voice that's named charlotte's web no he was like that oh we have to oh yeah i'd tick all those three you can't wait no i miss playing the hell game hell it's what's for dinner last time we were there we were surrounded
00:49:03
Speaker
I guess we can solve the population issue right now.
00:49:30
Speaker
And by discovering something new where the guy comes in and he's like, you know, there's another common nature Oh Yeah another another shit But like no one remembers him Okay, and so like is he legit or Frank you draw twice
00:49:58
Speaker
Mine's all smooth lines and shit. Yours is some blocky ass. Some mongoose shit. Yeah. Throw the circle. A mongoose. That's the top. Mongoose. That ain't us cause that ain't us. Hate us cause they ain't us. Let's see what I get. This is the world for the internet. That's right. Two things at once, right? Well, two times. Oh, um, we're in diamonds. So that's,
00:50:26
Speaker
Summer? Oh yeah, and mine, when I pulled the card, I also had to throw two diamonds away. Yeah. Short somewhere. But do you think it'd be better if I put the spaceship on the mountains to make us eventually go for the mountains? That's where the chicken came from. Chicken in the mountain. Treasures and bad omens are afoot.
00:50:52
Speaker
You are careless and someone goes missing under ominous circumstances. The new guy disappears again. He's sacrificed. It's Joey, she's making a decision. Wait, let's sacrifice him to the double-headed goat god. Or, predators and bad omens are afoot. What measures do you take to keep everyone safe and under surveillance? Let's see. Oh yeah, what are we doing about the whole life? We're just like a big brother. The badger thing. The badger thing. The badger thing. The badger thing. The badger thing. The badger thing. The badger thing. The badger thing. The badger thing. The badger thing. The badger thing.
00:51:22
Speaker
And then my second card because I drew two at the same time does what fuck not? Fuck not a project finishes early which one and why? And if there are no projects underway boredom leads to a world of right breaks out between two people Well, there's only a project for projects. I think the the project of murdering the old people a lot. I agree. I
00:51:46
Speaker
Okay, so the Burner, the old people project ends early. Boom. Zero. What was my guy, the head of engineering? What if we like created a disease that just killed all people? Was it cold? No. What was the guy's name, the head of engineering? Caleb. Caleb's like, why don't we just go toss him down the whale?
00:52:07
Speaker
Down the sink pit? The sinkhole. I hate the whale. Because we're currently trying to discover resources at the bottom of the sink. Well, you know what? We're tossing some dead bodies down, so maybe we'll turn over resources. I don't know. And the other one, predators and bad omens are afoot. You are careless, and someone goes missing under some ominous circumstances who wore petters and bad omens are afoot. What measures do you take to keep everyone safe and under surveillance?
00:52:35
Speaker
Let's go with the people that disappear under ominous circumstances. The badger moles have been lurking around the edge. Wait, what if there are no longer badger moles in there that are raccoon badgers? What if they're fucking badgers? No, I like badger moles because they're like underneath. Yeah, I agree.
00:53:01
Speaker
The Badgermalls have been spotted in a higher population around the exterior of our settlements. They've been amassing. They've been amassing. And suddenly, the new guy... Everything changed with the Badgermalls attack. Suddenly, the new guy disappears in the middle of the night. Damn, our new guy. Only in the end are Master of All Six Elements. Okay.
00:53:30
Speaker
And then what's your action? I'm looking at it all. We need to adjust the dice. So there's one more for the two-headed goat penis foot thing. Penis goats. Three more for the sinkhole. Three more for repairing the plastic. All the old people are dead. What happened to the plastic plant?
00:53:57
Speaker
It got destroyed by the gravity storm. He's pooping in the manufacturing destroy. So I'm going to start a project. The first thing he knows is that the poop goes back up into his rectum. So he dies in ecstasy and then dies.
00:54:21
Speaker
Yeah, I feel like that would be so cold and unpleasant at first. Just so we're clear, they've already finished the wrath that goes across, right? Yeah, we've been bringing pigs. Oh, we've been bringing pigs. Isn't that? Gravity pigs. Gravity pigs. Gravity pigs. No, it's pork chops from the treats. It's pork treats. So is this vegan or eat out?
00:54:44
Speaker
Flesh trees? It's genetically weird. I wouldn't kill myself if I went to a planet full of flesh trees. Would you carve chunks off? Does it bleed? So we're going to discover something new. We're going to discover something new and start a project. So the new thing that we discovered is on the island of paint trees, we find an underground bunker. Inside the bunker, we find information on the genetic
00:55:14
Speaker
manipulation of trees to create food, stuffs, meat, to be exact. The project is to take that same information and science and bring it back to the mainland and turn the trees into meat trees. What has happened... Right, but it's only a single... To turn the carnivorous trees into... The carnivorous trees into... We found other trees. We found notebook.
00:55:40
Speaker
So instead of the spikes coming out and feeding on you, they come out and feed you. Instead of the spikes, the roots coming out and stabbing you and sucking your organs, they're now fleshy roots. Yeah, you go over there and poke it and it pops up and it's just like a pork chop or a beef steak. Kill one, feed a thousand. A fleshy root tentacle pops out of the ground. So it turns from an enemy into a friend.
00:56:05
Speaker
See, Frank, I think I need to have those. I think he's missing my innuendos here. Jake, you can go. I wasn't there. I'm sorry, what? Where I come from... Oh my god, the party fowls. Where I come from, Frank, we call those fleshy root tentacles, we call those penises. You know, sir, you just stole whatever that is on the roll of people. God damn it! It ruins so many! Oh! There's the party fowl in a little bit.
00:56:34
Speaker
Can you jade into your hands? Not work! Jaded is banished from the table. Does anybody have a band hammer? We need a band hammer. Do you have a knife? I can just... Just leave it. It's fine. There's like a section of it that's fine. Yeah, it's fine. It's blocked. It'll still... No. Or spades. Okay. There should not be spades already. That's winner.
00:57:00
Speaker
My turn killed my turn killed two. Oh, I mean diamonds. I don't know why I said diamonds. Oh, okay Spades spades is a while. I can't off the battery. Yeah, stop. So just leave it. All right Frank Frank, we're literally trying to make your life easier. You're just ignoring us He is he is the one you are choosing complication here. I don't know what's happening. I
00:57:26
Speaker
Set it down and leave the fuck alone, Greg. We had to clean up the mess and James didn't do it. Alright, James didn't do his turn. I have a turn. Yeah, I'll just come on and die. What comes to death? Us. So like, the 30-year-old- We killed all the old people! It's your fault! I don't know. I'll just, the monkey is very sick, caring for them and searching for the cure. That dude is so doomed. No, no, no, no. The Eld is just like 42 now, so.
00:57:52
Speaker
How old are you? I'm 31. Wait, I'm also 31. Basically? Basically. Didn't he say the Elders were like 150? Right, but they're dead now. So there's only the next Elders. It was the last three of them at least. 110 year olds and through 100 year olds got killed by... So now a 100 year old is sick. Okay, and then you have to do your action.
00:58:20
Speaker
And then we discover that the plants are already part of you so good call good call facts Did you give them water yeah, yeah, okay, they'll draw your card Okay, you discover a cache of supplies or resources you add a new abundance Okay, so does that do I add something new or do I determine one of the other one? Yeah, okay, or oh, thank you
00:58:49
Speaker
Or a scarcity has gone unaddressed for too long. Start a project that will alleviate that scarcity. I don't think we have anything scarce. Our only scarcities are gravity and the day and night cycle. You know what, I like a new resource, I think. A new abundance. And a new abundance is now
00:59:14
Speaker
This isn't set by us to six. We're not, uh, religion is in a corner. Actually you can use religion as a resource. Oh, sweet dear baby Jesus. Well, that was done. People realize that, uh, the demon two headed go creature. Are you creating your turn? This was ending. So the religion, we have a religion now.
00:59:44
Speaker
Yeah. Yeah, you know what? Religion is our new abundance. Oh god, no. We are a very religious society. What things did we have in the beginning? What resources did we have? We've got a lot of abundances right now. Plastics, fresh water. We also have an abundance. Well, plastics right now is welcome. Oh, yeah. Plastics is currently short. Plastics will be back in two turns once this is done. Food, fish, and religion.
01:00:15
Speaker
Oh yeah, wait, isn't this supposed to be like down to one now? Oh shit, that's right, because we did finish, we finished fish. So that means that food, food is an abundance. Water and plastic, well not plastic anymore, are all an abundance. But when it comes to my turn, these two will be completed. The religion issue and, well, what is religion? We figure out what in the books are. We figure out what to go.
01:00:43
Speaker
I like it. So the project for the goats is establishing a goat religion, isn't it? Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Okay. So we figure out. We don't even have to figure out the tenants. Oh yeah. That's what it was. It was figuring out the tenants. So we'll all come up with a tenant when that comes up. Yeah. Which is going to be your turn. Here's the, here's the goat. There's the goat.
01:01:07
Speaker
So even though the religion isn't fully established, we've got an abundant of religious people in this goat. Yeah, because they're all hyped for this religion to be coming out. So this goat just finished, and this just went down, and this one just went down. So we've still got two weeks left on the resource project to find resources in the sinkhole. One more week to finish up the plastics factory, and we just finished up the goat. And then you get an action.
01:01:35
Speaker
Do we ever draw a massing B Badger molds? Should we draw that? I'll draw the B Badger molds. I'll draw the B Badger molds. I'll draw the B Badger molds. I'll draw the B Badger molds.
01:02:00
Speaker
No, you did the top. Use our cash, or supplies, or resources, add a new abundance. Wait, we found, where do we find religions in that? From a cash of supply or resource? We found a cash of religious texts on the goats, obviously. So, we've got a bunch of baws. Baws always help. Okay, that was the baws. Okay, that was the resource, okay.
01:02:27
Speaker
Okay, so that was the resource. I'm perfectly fine with that. And then I'm going to... Turns out a crazy man has been living in the goat temple, writing these Bibles. And we have a resort, an abundance of them now. We want to follow the very curious... We now have writings.
01:02:44
Speaker
No, someone else is out there. But this is still going, isn't it? This doesn't handle too much at all. No, it was on one, on my turn. Oh, okay. So yeah, the goat religion is established. And then the, that one just, and that one just ended up your turn. Well, it's not my turn yet. Oh, it's not. Yeah. Oh, then that one still had one. Yes, it still had one. Was Jake in the restroom? Yes. Was that restroom? Yes. Yes. Yes. Right, he's a boobie. Are you a boobie? Do you need toilet paper?
01:03:12
Speaker
There should be toilet paper in there. Let's see if I'll be used at all. So you broke all my toilet paper. What about the toilet paper?
01:04:17
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