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Arc 4 - Episode 5 - The Fairest Court Battle Ever
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The Crew are being framed! What will they do?
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Evelyn as Hikaru the Pikachu
Eli as Bruce the Cyndaquil
Jake as Walter the Riolu
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Transcript
Sound Check and Equipment Setup
00:00:00
Speaker
my soundboard muted yeah oh we should do a sound check uh test test i'm good eat like yes testing hello jake i got evelyn whoa all right everyone's great that's good because i forgot to i forgot to get ask e everyone to uh make sure he might have said correctly oh Sorry,
Review of Scary Movie 6
00:00:24
Speaker
what? Oh, I forgot to ask you to to make sure your mic was set for Zencaster since you're using a new mic.
00:00:31
Speaker
But you're good. your ideas Can you like lower my volume at all? ah No, because I'll just balance it in Zencaster. Normalize everything, okay. yeah um I don't have a mouse. I don't have my editing...
00:00:45
Speaker
Jake, I'm going to strangle you. I don't have my mouse, I don't have any editing files, but what little I can do in Audacity is I can level the audio since that's like two button clicks to normalize audio. Scary Movie 6 was mid.
00:01:01
Speaker
What?
00:01:03
Speaker
Scary Movie 6 was mid. Oh, I need to see that! Oh, I've been wanting to see that! I forgot it! I forgot i'd need to go out theaters and see that. It's not on any streaming platforms, is it?
PC Troubles and Podcast Challenges
00:01:15
Speaker
Dude, they... it is just a roast fast on people. That's great, I've seen that. Oh, what, it's not good?
00:01:25
Speaker
What, was it not good? I'm actually going to refill my water real quick. It actually plunk. Oh, great. I still haven't seen Scary Movie 5. Me and Jacob were watching... has a lot of callbacks to the other scary movies.
00:01:40
Speaker
And other parodies that happen. oh I'm not surprised. I mean, the whole reason they made that was pretty much for fan service, so...
00:01:51
Speaker
Okay, uh, right, so before we get started here, uh, and while Eli's gone for a second, I am going to, uh, say this right now, the reason you didn't hear any intro music or anything is if you are not in the Discord and you didn't read the announcement I posted at the time of this upload a couple days ago, uh,
00:02:10
Speaker
My PC has completely died.
Celebrating Milestones and Announcements
00:02:12
Speaker
And I actually have an update on that ah as of like an hour or two ago. Actually, at this point, like three hours ago. ah So, my PC decided to go to heaven because...
00:02:27
Speaker
We were trying to get my PC set up on my TV and my fucking computer was lagging really bad, so we ended up diagnosing it. shot it. and He shot the computer.
00:02:39
Speaker
but i I diagnosed it with my gun. He soprano'd
00:02:48
Speaker
it. So we were taking a look at it. The CPU cooling fan wasn't working. And it turns out after taking it in for a diagnosis at Micro Center, the water pump had died.
00:02:58
Speaker
So, ah I'm trying to get a little water pump for it. I heard back from Micro Center today, and they said, sorry, your warranty is does not cover any repairs or anything. So I'm like, fucking great. Turns out Micro Center sells warranties, but not for them. They sell CyberPower PCs warranty. What the fuck is a warranty for? That's the whole thing, it's core.
00:03:23
Speaker
Well, I brought it back to the place I bought it from because I bought a one-year warranty from them, but it looks it turns out these they sold me a warranty on CyberPowerPC's...
00:03:36
Speaker
on their behalf rather than selling it themselves. So they won't do a repair because it's considered a third
Game Events Recap and Boss Fight Outcome
00:03:43
Speaker
party repair. So now I got to call CyberPowerPC tomorrow and I have to get them to send me a water cooler and then I'm going to see if Micro Center will repair it if I have the parts because I have a premium membership with Micro Center which means they'll do repairs and shit for me for free.
00:04:03
Speaker
so you know that was legal to sell on behalf of someone? to sell it on behalf of someone I don't fucking know. but this is they told You know what this sounds like?
00:04:13
Speaker
sounds like conspiracy. Like someone in another company. well so the reason I'm stating all of this is because in my announcement, they gave me a three to four week estimated time of repair.
00:04:28
Speaker
Well, now that they decided we're not repairing your PC because it's not under our warranty, it's under the warranty we sold you, which is not our warranty, the repairs could take longer than us three to four weeks. So the audio you're hearing right now is raw audio that... i
Showdown with Barry the Applin and Pig Knight
00:04:48
Speaker
that ah is not edited, it's not to have any intro music or background music or anything. So, for the time being, this is how these episodes are going to be recorded, because I literally have no other way to upload these. So, I don't have a mouse, I have, I'm recording on my tablet with a wireless keyboard, and that's it. I really don't have a way to edit any episodes. So, so that way, we're not on, uh, Three months back, Log. I'm still gonna upload of these episodes.
00:05:16
Speaker
And hopefully this will suffice for the time being. Until I get my PC back. So... And then you'll be re-uploading the episodes with once they're edited, right?
00:05:29
Speaker
Yeah, after i get my PC back, that is. Which, I don't know how... Oh my god, I'm not looking forward to that. Because I'm going to have like three episodes that up to edit. Like three or four episodes to edit. And it's just going to nightmare. Because already each episode takes so long to edit. And I have so little time of the day.
00:05:48
Speaker
So, don't expect me to upload or edit every single one of them as soon as I get my PC back because I already don't have as much very much time as it is. So, with that being said, that is why you're hearing this in the raw audio format.
00:06:03
Speaker
I don't have another option. like This is my only other computer. So, episodes are still going to come out at the normal time. They're just coming out in slightly different format for the time being. Alright, so with that, are you guys ready to start?
00:06:19
Speaker
Yeah, buddy. Yeah. I want to make a joke. say I know you can't cut it out now. Haha. ah But also, with us being said, this may or may not be a shorter episode because we are starting two hours late. to Evelyn, do you want to say why or do you just want to leave that out? Because I can't cut it out. because Okay.
00:06:42
Speaker
So, here we go um I am at my friend's house. in, well, let's just say another city. um And he told me, um he told me before he left the house, like, hey, if you, hey, we don't have any spare keys, so I'm just going to give you the bottom, I'm going to give you the key for the top lock.
00:07:09
Speaker
And then he took the bottom and he said, no matter what you do, don't lock the bottom. And when I left the apartment, The bottom
Beach Courtroom Drama Begins
00:07:19
Speaker
locked on its own.
00:07:21
Speaker
Nice. So I was stuck outside. Quote, unquote. ah On its own. Quote, unquote. Yeah, so I was i was stuck outside like... I just went out to like 7-Eleven to get some food.
00:07:36
Speaker
And i thought I would be back in like 10 minutes so I could get to this freaking session on time. But instead...
00:07:46
Speaker
Instead, I got stuck outside for the next two hours. Yeah, it's we were supposed to record at 7 central. It is now right on the dot nine p m So we've just been sitting in call chatting for two hours. I want to point out, it is lying. It is 59. is not on the dot 00.
00:08:07
Speaker
Oh, shut up. So, alright, with that, actually, since we're not since this is all staying in, you guys just want to do the announcement now?
00:08:18
Speaker
before we actually start the episode. zero Uh, the big announcement. The one that's actually technically been out for like a month now. I actually don't know when it was uploaded.
00:08:31
Speaker
We passed the 10,000 listener mark. Oh, that's not the announcement. That's not the announcement I was going for. We have two announcements.
00:08:45
Speaker
We have two announcements, but we'll get to the other one. Please, Mr. Coda, please tell us what that announcement is. Please. Why don't you, sir? Speak us in German. Would you shut up? I'm still not German. No matter how many times you say it. Oh, Jesus. That's something we were talking about earlier. ah But yes, we hit 10,000 views so far. and like That's just such a...
00:09:10
Speaker
Come with me, Tyson.
00:09:15
Speaker
I just want to say a few things because it's just so mind-blowing. Actually, as of this recording, we're actually at 11.8 thousand, which we missed the 10k mark by like a month. so Because I don't keep tracking the numbers.
00:09:29
Speaker
But, oh, I'm so glad it doesn't get picked up. You and yourself. It's funny, this that was the one month I did not ask for an update. yeah yeah i haven't looked at the zencaster like yeah last update we did was like an and then i didn't think we'd jump that fast yeah well i haven't yeah i haven't done an analytics update in so long but it's so like crazy to see this many people listening to our show because god i remember when i first came up with the idea for this show like i was just at work listening to not a scratch i was like
00:10:03
Speaker
oh my god, i can do something with this. And i remember it had something to do with the train bombing of Not A Scratch, which never really became much of a thing in this show, unfortunately. But that was like what I based it off of, and I never realized I could do so much more. And we started the show. I did the ah like the ah the applications and stuff, and these guys showed up.
00:10:27
Speaker
And Sean and Micah were there too. Yeah. And like just what we have managed to do and like the fact that people keep coming back from war is just so... It's very heartwarming, if I'm being honest. like i It's just me and my friends and you guys just hanging out playing D&D.
00:10:50
Speaker
as like It's gotten such traction I'm just very happy about it. So thank you guys for listening. ah it It really does mean a lot. But ah with that being said, we do have another announcement.
00:11:05
Speaker
oh Evelyn, do you want to take this one? There's only one other announcement. I coded us a website. We have a website! Yeah!
00:11:16
Speaker
Woo! Yay! If you don't know... So, on the website, um you can find all sorts of things about the podcast. Uh-oh, robot. Like...
00:11:31
Speaker
Uh oh, robot. No. Oh, might have been me. You went robot for a second. No, Jake, you're a robot. did i Did my voice really get scrambled? No, Jake. No, you're fine. It was Jake.
00:11:43
Speaker
Phone Wi-Fi going off? See, this is this is the kind of stuff that usually gets edited out that you don't get to hear, so... I'm using the main problem in this podcast.
00:11:54
Speaker
hu Uh-huh. Okay. um on the web on the new Mystery Dungeon A Path Through Time website, you can find things like a map of the Elkast region that you've probably seen before.
00:12:10
Speaker
um You can find character bios and... much much more probably yeah uh and also since evelyn didn't say the the website is pmd passthroughtime.com that is pass through time with a u so pmd p-a-t-h-t-h-r-u-t-i-m-e.com Uh, yeah, there's so much cool stuff. We've got, like, bios for all of the characters and stuff. we've
00:12:41
Speaker
From, like, Hikaru and all the cast to Blair and Caroline. And there's a few more characters, but, oh my god, you have so many things. We even have Bob in here. It's so cool. But, uh, yeah. Oh, you do have... There's the, uh, uh, the map on here. I can actually use that today because might actually need that.
00:13:00
Speaker
But, yeah, we have a ton of info about the podcast. Uh... This whole site was just for Dakota to finally have a map that he use. Yes. up-to-date map. That's right. is The entire website was just so that way we can host a single image. If you go to the website, it's actually just just one image.
00:13:20
Speaker
But yeah, we have all of our links to our Patreon, Discord, the YouTube, and our Spotify is all there. You can see on our About section. So go ahead and check us out.
00:13:32
Speaker
It's PMD Path Through Time Through with a U. think that's how going to say it. PMD Path Through Time Through with a U dot com. So go check us out.
00:13:43
Speaker
It's actually been out for about a month now, but the last episode we've recorded ah was split into two sections, and the first section didn't have the website uploaded, so we couldn't make the announcement on that one.
Questionable Evidence and Trial Legitimacy
00:13:58
Speaker
So we waited until the next episode, which just ended up being a part two, so we couldn't do it on that one either, so we're doing it here. So ah with that being said, go check out the website. It is time for us to start the episode.
00:14:11
Speaker
So, ah yes, i am and the website's gonna be linked in the description of the episodes from now on. So, with that being said, let's get started.
00:14:23
Speaker
Wait, do we actually want to do an intro for these? Or do we just want to like move on? how do How do we want to this? Yeah, are we still do an intro. Alright, intro! you're gonna be i b Listen, Bruce has been waiting because he's been... Bruce, Eli's been waiting.
00:14:38
Speaker
because if first Before this, he's like, oh, I know one for... I almost said some stuff I'm not supposed to say. What? what Okay, without being said...
00:14:51
Speaker
What did you want to say? Well, if you can't say it on the show, then it's not like you're to tell me now anyway. But anyway, let's jump into the actual episode.
00:15:02
Speaker
um I guess I'll just go for it it. It feels weird because usually it's like, are you guys ready? And then we just jump into it and I usually cut. Guys, you don't get to see. He can't smack talk us now. He can't talk bad to us.
00:15:13
Speaker
See, he actually has to be on his good behavior. get abused here. Oh, I do not abuse you guys. We're in chains.
00:15:25
Speaker
That's right. I've got you guys under my own control. He's actually just got us caged up in his basement. you know I live in a camp for what basement?
00:15:36
Speaker
Exactly. That's the joke. I know. He's got us in his stubby col closets. My stubby closet? Is that what you just said?
00:15:50
Speaker
Yep. Okay, come on. On with the intro. Okay, sorry. Alright. Hello everyone and welcome to A Path Third Time. My name is Dakota, your PM, your DM, your GM, and sitting to my left is somebody who has a hairy microphone.
00:16:09
Speaker
It's me, Evelyn. Yeah, my microphone is covered in Yeti hair for some reason. Yeti hair. Wait, is this a microphone? I sure hope it is. What else would it be?
00:16:23
Speaker
I don't know what else it could possibly I don't know what other spherical objects covered in hair. It's just a big Q-tip. Yeah, we'll go with that. Big Q-tip. Okay. Okay.
00:16:35
Speaker
um And to my left is somebody who knows how to invert a Fourier transform in linear time. Fourier transform? I've heard of that. Yep.
00:16:46
Speaker
That's me, Eli. and I know what all of those words mean. Totally know how to do that. And sitting directly across from me this time is someone who is currently obsessed with Alexander Hamilton, the musical. Marty, I haven't obsessed for years.
00:17:05
Speaker
Do you have Zencaster pulled open? Huh? I was asking you have Zencaster pulled open because his yeah name in Zencaster Alexander Hamilton. Yes, yeah I know. but's You missed the perfect joke of saying to my left I have Alexander Hamilton. You missed you mised your... We can't edit it now. Thanks a lot, Dakota.
00:17:28
Speaker
Oh, Dakota. Ruining bit. Why don't you have to get a bad warranty, you? Yes, it's me, Rogue, Jake, Walter, the abused one.
00:17:40
Speaker
Hello. and Why do you like... Why do you always like, every time we get into this, you're like, wow, I'm so abused, these guys hate me.
00:17:50
Speaker
Like, um um as soon as you start the episode, you're immediately like roleplaying Walter. Listen, I'm a method actor.
00:18:01
Speaker
Yeah, I think you're tearing up. Good point. What? What?
00:18:08
Speaker
Okay. ah This is the point where I would have done all those announcements, but I guess we did them already, so I guess roll for recap? Yeah, buddy. History time.
00:18:20
Speaker
History time. out All of us looking us into our dice, because I don't have it ready. do ah Wait, where's
00:18:29
Speaker
i got a four wait what did i roll i rolled a four and i haven't rolled at all all right so we got a four yeah well i'm looking up with three heads in german so you understand me I'm going to fucking kill you, Jake. I'm not German!
00:18:53
Speaker
For for a context for the listeners, we were talking about some places, um and I was pronouncing them wrong because I was pronouncing them with like the actual German pronunciation. pissing off.
00:19:08
Speaker
and And ever since then, he keeps calling me German. It's payback. He was doing on purpose because bugged me. And if you're curious, three in German is tre. Tre. Tre. Tre.
00:19:22
Speaker
drii ray Yeah, go with that. moodry Whatever you said. Tre. We got a three of four, and Eli, what did you get?
00:19:34
Speaker
Four. God damn it. I got a one. Speak up, German boy. i'm not German. I'm Irish-American. And you will like that. Alright, so... I'm Irish-American, and you'll remember everything I say.
00:19:57
Speaker
Jesus. This is what happens when you start the recording, just chatting like friends for two hours straight. Oh, Jesus. That's why I say we should stream it, but we get we get banned off strict Twitch so fast.
00:20:11
Speaker
I don't think we get banned that fast. What kind of stuff do we say?
00:20:17
Speaker
We're not that i mean you know, what happened last episode would probably get us banned from Twitch. Oh, oh that's right. we You guys blew up the town. Not you guys, Walter. You guys, you guys.
00:20:34
Speaker
Bruce gave me consent. Bruce gave me consent. I should also say I'm mostly over my sickness now, so I can actually, like... Oh, I'm sorry. was I supposed know it had a um a whistling Susie inside of it? How was I supposed to know it had that? Oh, shit!
00:20:50
Speaker
Yeah. but re I completely f forgot. I need to tell you guys something about last episode. I meant to bring this up at the end of the episode. I forgot. um There was a hidden mechanic in that boss fight. So the way that boss fight worked, ah you guys were fighting the mass, which was inside the ship. And there was also Jack Spiro who was on top of the ship.
00:21:14
Speaker
Jack Spiro was being kept alive by the tendrils that were connected to the mass. you The way the boss fight works is you can do as much damage as you want to Jack Spiro, and he will never feel pain. He will never lose a point of damage. However, I was keeping track of how much damage you were doing to him.
00:21:36
Speaker
If he went over his... his max HP, he died after the fight. If you didn't, and you managed to find the mass in time, he would have stayed alive, and you guys could have traveled with him to New Shiver- er, Shiver Tree City.
00:21:52
Speaker
However, you guys were so close to keeping him alive, he got down to 2 HP at some- at one point, and then Hikaru did a fucking Electra Ball and did like a hundred damage to him, bringing him to like triple his negative HP. Is that what disintegrated? He fucking murdered that guy no so listen you can ruin the story it's fine I wrote that in a way because I don't think you would have lived either way after the whistling Susie went off so yeah you guys you guys was so close had two health and then you fucking nuked him to death what would happen if we blew up the ship and knocked out a mask
00:22:39
Speaker
So you guys did that and then ah Walter went down into the bowels of the ship where he had encountered the mass. In which case he did some stuff. He threw TNT at the mass.
00:22:53
Speaker
didn i transform you anything oh it's after the transform Did my transform do anything important? It turned it into a crystal syndiquil. Not really. i I didn't have a good ah like solution to that so I kind of just made it like a fun thing.
00:23:09
Speaker
If anything, it would have been better if I got an onyx and it could just be crystal onyx. Oh, that would have been so cool But yeah, you used a transform orb, your spare transform orb, on the mass. And it transformed into a crystal cyndaquil.
00:23:25
Speaker
Which you then blew up with TNT because... Twice. Yes. Twice. Oh, you did do it twice. Oh yeah, that's right. Because the first one didn't do enough damage. I would iowa a water skipped one towards it.
00:23:39
Speaker
Oh, didn't you crit the TNT? Isn't that what happened? Uh-huh. Yeah, blew the entire ship to smithereens. The second one crit. The second one I'm talking about. You blew the ship to smithereens. Yeah.
00:23:53
Speaker
The whole ship fell apart and sank into the ocean, which is kind of weird because you guys were docked, but whatever. ah And the Crystal Syndical was out floating in the ocean, and...
00:24:06
Speaker
ah Some of you got deafened. I definitely was supposed to remember that Walter was deafened. Bruce was deafened from the explosion. And Hikaru was far enough where she didn't. So Bruce and Hikaru got washed up onto the dock, I think. wild we There's tidal wave. You missed the thing there. Because Walter's the only one who dodged a tidal wave.
00:24:30
Speaker
Well, no, no, no. We did we haven't gotten to the tidal yet. You guys were on the dock... No, I got blasted into the sea and had to swim to shore. Ah, thank you. Both words.
00:24:43
Speaker
Okay, yeah, you guys got blasted into the ocean, which then you guys were deafened. Walter, or Bruce... Hey, did you guys both swim to the dock? Yeah, well, Bruce tried to swim and then started drowning, so Walter had to come swim and help him swim over to the docks.
00:25:01
Speaker
So, Walter then... Was it Walter blew up the... We got into the dock and then it was very far out so he made me do a string check and then an attack roll and I crit on that attack roll.
00:25:16
Speaker
So, we flavored as me skipping it like a rock towards it. Oh yeah, that's right. So, it was a bit of a spur of the moment thing for me to turn it into a nuclear bomb, because what was supposed to happen is when you killed it, it was supposed to act like a regular TNT, so it was supposed to do 10d10 damage during one that was nearby. You were trying to make me taste some of my own medicine.
00:25:40
Speaker
You blew it up with TNT. So was like, okay, that's kind of cool. It's kind of like how an actual uranium bomb works, where a bunch of explosions implode a uranium core, ah which then causes a massive chain reaction, right? So I was like, that's kind of cool. I'll do something like that. So the fucking mass turned into a uranium bomb, which caused a tidal wave to wash over New Shimmer City. wiping out the first few blocks and possibly killing slash fainting a couple people Pokemon ah Walter got Walter managed to dodge the tidal wave by up a for up up special shot the air
00:26:24
Speaker
a new launchch idea we do this timeline but if it was a fallout so we get a fallout Pokemon now That'd actually be kinda cool. Yeah, because we did D&D, that actually would be kinda cool.
00:26:35
Speaker
Pokemon with guns, we'll call it Palworld. no, there's only a Pokemon Fallout mod, where Pokemon had like uranium- Oh my god, instead of Palworld, we'll call it Fallworld. We can't edit, we gotta stay on track here, guys. Okay, okay. We can't edit this out.
00:26:50
Speaker
So, yeah, that's right, there's no editing. So, Walter ended up up-specialing into the air over and over. Which got him a few moves on his move usages on his ah on his character sheet.
00:27:06
Speaker
And neither Hikaru nor Bruce were able to dodge the Tide Wave. And they got carried a couple blocks into the city, getting smashed up by debris on the way. you guys are Walter woke up And you started helping the, i said elderly, the incapacitated, the injured. The chancy line?
00:27:34
Speaker
The chancy line, what? I thought you were talking about a lot. Oh, yeah. No, there was a clefairy. Oh, clefairy. I always get chancies and clefairies mixed up.
00:27:48
Speaker
that the Walter was helping. ah Right, and then ah you took them to the hospital and we cut over to Hikaru and Bruce, who were having a bit of a moment because Bruce was deaf and there was like sign language and stuff, but they ended up finding their way to the hospital.
00:28:09
Speaker
don't think there was anything in the meantime. Oh, you your GBAs didn't work. Was that discovered before or after the hospital? uh that was discovered at the hospital okay so you guys ended up going to the hospital you checked in or well um you guys checked in and you guys managed to cure bruce's paralysis with a an uh cherry cherry berry okay uh And you guys then met the... Haraisa. Haraisa. The Melcaria Molga.
00:28:46
Speaker
Which I was going to have as a way for you guys to contact Walter. And... Which she did successfully by turning around, handing the letter to Walter, who was standing in the doorway.
00:28:57
Speaker
who read the letter... and then wrote on the back of the letter a reply message, handing it to... What, Hikaru? That's pretty much where we left the episode. You guys had discovered that your GBAs didn't work because they were waterlogged and the batteries were corroded or something.
00:29:15
Speaker
So you guys are currently on your way- Shorted out. The batteries were shorted out. Ah, so you guys are on your way to a radio snack.
00:29:26
Speaker
Yes. To find replacement batteries. And that is where we left off. That's got to be the longest recap yet. I know what the last episode was three and a half hours long, but damn.
00:29:38
Speaker
That was a lot that happened. Yeah.
00:29:44
Speaker
Yeah, that was a crazy ass episode. Yeah, that was a very long episode. it was also a month in the making. Yes. Yeah. Yeah.
00:29:57
Speaker
Yeah, it was a double episode. I gotta say, fucking monitoring... Oh, I didn't get Craig in here. Oh, whatever. suncasts has said that a while ago. Yeah.
00:30:07
Speaker
Ah, damn it. If I got Craig in here earlier, we could have had two hours of pre-show banter to put on the Patreon. Actually, that would be a bad idea because we had a lot of personal information. We had a lot of personal information giving out. i don't We had a lot of personal information on there. We were talking about my state and county is close to me. I do not want that talked about.
00:30:29
Speaker
yeah We were talking about your name. those There was a lot of stuff we talked about that should never be on the air. You were talking about my email account. We were talking about email accounts. We were talking about other stuff.
00:30:43
Speaker
Anyway. good so that That pretty much brings us up to where we are. So Jake, why don't we get a move from you? random move, whatever it's called. Yes, I definitely remember this.
00:30:59
Speaker
That one remembers a random move generator.
00:31:07
Speaker
Jake's just looking around his room looking for inspiration. Pikachu use cheese
00:31:25
Speaker
yes how peek at you use shezits Welcome to How to Code a Names NPCs. Oh, yep. Oh, your name is Sprigatito. There, Uproar.
00:31:41
Speaker
Uproar. Okay, well, Uproar on end. I actually don't have a Sprigatito plush anymore. I have two Vulpixes. You failed us. So... Cue the symbols.
00:31:51
Speaker
I have a feeling you've Uproar before, but oh well. If you want to complain about it, go Uproar in the Discord section, because we are moving on. Comment down below! on in Woo!
00:32:06
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Go to our YouTube and comment. ah Pick some new moves, losers. Yeah, and then find out we don't have a YouTube account, so who's a real loser? Jake, so glad you...
00:32:19
Speaker
What do you mean we do? ah got YouTube doesn't... ah Wait, hold on. Wait, no, that was Google Podcasts. Hold on second. my god. We had this discussion already. I know, I know, I remember. So many times.
00:32:32
Speaker
I know, I know, I know. I remember, i remember. We're not having another hour argument. You defending this, not checking it. know, I know, I know. you know All right. See, this what I gotta deal with.
00:32:45
Speaker
This constant abuse. these is guys of Abuse. German abuse. I'm not German. Would you shut um Wait. What did you bring up? Greg.
00:33:00
Speaker
Alright. So, you guys are exiting the hospital and you guys are on the way to a snack falcon. Snack falcon? Oh my god. Snack falcon?
00:33:11
Speaker
Snack falcon. Hi, Craig. ah Snack Falcon is ah the fucking grocery store from the video game Lost in the Woods. yeah ah Fucking Radio Snack. That's what it's called. Oh my god.
00:33:29
Speaker
So you guys are currently walking on your way to the Radio Snack. There you go. It's right across the road from mayor's office.
00:33:43
Speaker
And oh as... well Give me a random Pokemon. oh Moralul. I'm sorry, a what?
00:33:54
Speaker
Moralul. Moralul. I know heard that. I don't know if it's Moralul. It's the ah the little fairy mushroom from Alola is Moralul.
00:34:06
Speaker
How do you spell? More Lull. M-O-R-E-L-U-L-U-L. Oh, this thing! I forgot the thing existed! That doesn't make sense. I need a bigger Pokemon, sorry.
00:34:19
Speaker
Emboar. Emboar. We'll go with Emboar. Yeah, sorry. i need a bigger Pokemon. Best Firestarter. an Emboar. An Emboar accompanied by Apollon.
00:34:32
Speaker
ah Exiting the mayor's the town hall, the pig knight is carrying the Megalucario Z mayor. a Mayor Maynot, that's his name. You see Mayor Maynot on the back of a pig knight.
00:34:51
Speaker
Wait, why is he being carried? He's a Megalucario, why? That's... Let him finish. I'm pretty sure that was Jake's attempt at a joke because he called him Megalucario. Why? no that's only it. he's um That's his Y-form.
00:35:08
Speaker
We changed him to Z. Z-form. Yeah, it's a Z-form. It was the new one from Legends I think it has a Y-form. I don't think it does.
00:35:19
Speaker
Nope. Anyway, there is a pig knight carrying may or Maynot, uh... Yeah, said that right. Accompanied by an applet.
00:35:31
Speaker
Roll...somebody roll perception. I'll have all three of you roll perception. Yep. That's a 17 for me. Alright, anyone else?
00:35:46
Speaker
Nope. Yeah, sure. i'll roll I'll roll perception too. Not even worth saying. but
00:35:57
Speaker
I think I rolled a nat 20. Oh, hell yeah. Bam. Hikaru notices this first. The Applin is Barry the Applin from the the pop-up stand outside of the bank in Volkenberg.
00:36:13
Speaker
That's what I thought. We knew he was connected. he must He's got connections to the mayor. He's corrupt. Where's my blue's clues?
00:36:25
Speaker
So, the they are being carried down towards, like, the beach area. Because it is a shore city. a shore shore The city is on the shore. So, there the mayor is being carried down to the beach.
00:36:39
Speaker
How's the mayor looking? Did you say where, or how is he looking? How? How is he looking? He is looking frantic. He is not there by will.
00:36:50
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By his own will.
00:36:53
Speaker
Um...
00:36:56
Speaker
Alright guys, Walter's special. Bruce is going... What? What was that? Walter's special, did we just run in attack immediately not ask?
00:37:08
Speaker
I was thinking Hikaru and I both know quick attack. What if we just run by with quick attack and try to snag the mayor our way by?
00:37:20
Speaker
or you could oh you could try to stun them and I could try to just wrestle it out of the... and It was the embor that had him? The embor has him, yes. Is it a pig knight or an embor? Oh, you did say pig knight, sorry. It's a pig knight. Is it a pig knight? Yeah, pig knight's a male evolution, embor's final evolution. I thought wanted the biggest one.
00:37:43
Speaker
It's like in the middle of evolving, so it's like pig knight and boar, pig knight and boar, pig knight. What, is this a Bulbasaur episode?
00:37:53
Speaker
no. It's a pig knight. Okay, so it's just a pig knight. It's so much easier. What do you think of that plan, Hikaru?
00:38:04
Speaker
Uh, yeah. Yeah. Do we want to try just quick snag before we try full-on fight? Hold on a second. Wait a second. Does it does it look like the Applin is dragging him?
00:38:21
Speaker
No, the Applin is just walking alongside the Pygnite. Okay. So why does it look like the Mayor is dragged? The Pygnite's not being dragged. Is he tied up?
00:38:35
Speaker
No, he's not tied up. He's just being... yeah The pig knight is dragging the mayor on his back. And then the applin is just next to them walking along.
00:38:47
Speaker
i would not mind fighting someone finally equal footing. So this would good time to actually have a fight.
00:38:55
Speaker
Yeah, okay. Yeah, I say we... I say we aim for the bushes. Aim for the bushes? The bushes. Wait, what? what I think that's a quote from some movie.
00:39:08
Speaker
Oh, I haven't seen that movie. The other guys No idea. Yeah. They died doing that. Sounds like a great idea for you guys. They missed bushes and hit ground cement. Nice.
00:39:25
Speaker
oh o nice Alright, so what are we thinking? Are we thinking... Do we want to try just talking to them first?
00:39:36
Speaker
Do we want to go in swinging? Do we want quick snag it?
00:39:44
Speaker
Well, what will talking to them do? Find out what they're doing with the mayor? How about we all surround them and then we get start talking so they can they can't escape?
00:39:56
Speaker
yeah I say... Yeah, we should... We should yeah get in front of them and talk to them. I'll get in front of you guys and from the sides.
00:40:05
Speaker
Okay, so you see you guys are just rushing around to the front of him yeah to confront them. Okay, so you guys can rush in front of him. ah Go ahead, I'll let you guys take him.
00:40:21
Speaker
Hey, what do you think you're doing with the mayor? The Applin actually pipes and is like, ah, there you guys are. I was wondering when you guys were about to show up. You should come with us. We have something that you might be interested to see. That we want to see. hu What do you what you do with the mayor? What kind of thing?
00:40:44
Speaker
yeah What what what do you what do you want with the mayor, though? who Him? Nah, that's not the mayor. That's an imposter. That's an imposter?
00:40:54
Speaker
No, no i thought that is the mayor. I changed him an orb. I changed him with transform orb. No, no, no. Transform orb. No, no, I think you'll find that ah this mayor here was actually killed and replaced with an imposter. You see, we have quite the evidence. Why don't you come with us and we'll show you.
00:41:15
Speaker
we We happen to know that we were the ones who transformed the mayor into what he is now. I i insist that you come with me.
00:41:33
Speaker
vote for going with them. The multiple prints on the TNT. No, Walter. No. Oh, on. response after That After that one, I need something. After that explosion, it's hard to get... It's an attic now.
00:41:54
Speaker
How much of this tower are you going to blow up? My MO is to ask questions and then shoot. What'd you say? He has six left, I think, right?
00:42:05
Speaker
TNT? Yes. Also, when did Hikaru get a gun? Uh, you know her cheeks? He said you're gonna ask questions then shoot.
00:42:18
Speaker
Shoot, shoot electricity? Yeah, there we go. Yeah, something like that. Oh, that should be really cool. Pikachu with like a railgun? Like an electromagnetic railgun?
00:42:29
Speaker
like since That's actually kind of cool. That would be.
00:42:35
Speaker
So, are you coming with me or what are we doing here?
00:42:45
Speaker
It's up to the crew. does I feel like we're going to get led into a trap. Yeah. what what what that does them Is the mayor like gagged or anything? Can can the mayor talk?
00:42:57
Speaker
The mayor's just like, let me down!
00:43:03
Speaker
yeah i well Hold on I know perfect way if this is the mayor or not.
00:43:10
Speaker
Mayor! Is it his voice? Hold on, hold on. Mayor, when we first met you, what is that what did I promise to turn you into?
00:43:22
Speaker
ah something strong. That's kind of right. i said It was fighting type.
00:43:30
Speaker
Oh, yeah okay. who what What Pokemon were you originally? ah ah Why not? what What did I turn you into the first time?
00:43:42
Speaker
Bondsley. That's him. Yep, this is indeed the mayor. Applin looks like you guys. This is not the mayor. Believe me, I would know if this was the mayor. We saw the crime scene. We saw the murder. I insist.
00:43:59
Speaker
<unk> i I don't think there's many... on here What murder? i don't think there's many Lucaros that look like that that can replace him. I see. So you guys don't know the full picture.
00:44:10
Speaker
Well, if you'll just follow me, you might understand a bit more. Guys, I don't know, I don't get a trusting feeling to this guy.
00:44:23
Speaker
way he talks. This apple has just got like the biggest shit-eating grin you've ever seen. Yeah.
00:44:35
Speaker
I mean... I haven't heard anything that makes me want to trust you.
00:44:45
Speaker
i How do you want me to trust you? Or how do you want me to get you to trust me?
00:44:53
Speaker
I would like something a little more concrete. Give us a hostage. so Something that can be proven right here.
00:45:04
Speaker
Oh, believe me, we'll have plenty of things proven. If you don't come with me now, things are gonna get ugly. Buddy, my hi I think you're vastly overestiming your abilities here.
00:45:17
Speaker
we just caught- I'm not gonna say that. We've taken down a group of dragon types. An Athlan and a Pig Knight is not scaring us, man. Hmm, really?
00:45:31
Speaker
What do you say about that, Silver? And Outlocks Silver. Hey boys, so nice to meet you again.
00:45:43
Speaker
i suggest you come with us and she telekinetically so freezes you guys in place and like picks you up in the air. knew we should have blew up immediately. Put me down!
00:45:58
Speaker
Put me down! This is Hikaru's nemesis, I forgot. yes Your friend probably thinks you're crazy. Because I gotta it remember you're in your friend's place.
00:46:13
Speaker
So... a Silver. As soon as he gets like started to get picked up, he's gonna send a temper flare. You cannot do anything. i i say I'll say you guys can like talk, but you cannot move. you were telling I said she telekinetically throws you.
00:46:30
Speaker
This feels like the Sinestro from Incredibles, the Sinestro scene. I don't... di've been so Oh, the Incredibles? Oh, jeez, I don't remember that. say I have seen the Incredibles. I thought we were talking about the ah Invincible. i think that's what that cartoon is called. Was that in Incredibles 1 or 2?
00:46:50
Speaker
I've only seen the first one. Oh, so I must have seen it somewhere. Oh, that the freeze? Oh, it's a zero point energy. Oh, no, it doesn't... Wait, what? Not the freeze gun, the tele... I forget what it is. the I forget what it is called, but like it's freeze like lift up things, a telepath ring. Yeah, isn't that just the zero point energy?
00:47:15
Speaker
I think so, I don't remember the name of it. a Okay. Okay. Well anyway, that's pretty much what she's doing to you. She cocks her head, she's like, aww, you guys are so cute when you're afraid. i mean, Bruce doesn't look afraid. Bruce bruce looks pretty furious.
00:47:34
Speaker
Malta's annoyed. he didn't get a fight.
00:47:38
Speaker
He's just annoyed. He's not even angry. If anything, he's like, aww, here we go this antic shit again.
00:47:46
Speaker
I got something i think you'll find a little bit interesting. So let's go for a walk. And she starts walking down the road and after a little bit goes around... Oh my gosh, I realized all our suspicions of the Applin was true.
00:48:02
Speaker
Oh yeah. Oh yeah. There's plenty of stuff you guys did not discover there. And I still have not revealed everything about that. I Applin on my suspect list, on my Blue's Clues, and I was like, oh, I guess he's a throwaway character.
00:48:17
Speaker
oh my gosh. The Blue's Clues was right. I knew that it was suspicious. There's still an entire plot point you guys haven't uncovered yet regarding that. And that is still to be discovered in a way that, well, this is part of it. Well, to be fair, we did fail a good number of the roles that we had do in that whole Blue's Clues thing. Oh my god, Silver reminds me of Azula.
00:48:51
Speaker
Azula? Is that an Earthbender? Avatar. avatar Yeah, okay, it is. yeah yeah The firebending princess? Yeah, I can see it, honestly. know She makes me think of the bloodbending grandma.
00:49:06
Speaker
so Oh, yeah. Yeah. yeah Oh, I should be keeping an eye on Zencast. Yeah, she's like bloodbending all of us.
00:49:17
Speaker
Honestly, not far off. It's the chorus scene on in the... Zaheer. Zaheer. Aim
00:49:30
Speaker
So, she takes you around the building of the town hall. And eventually you guys come across a beach. And you guys are going to have an oh moment for a minute because on the beach is a clearly a rushed setup of a court.
00:49:52
Speaker
oh my ah
00:49:56
Speaker
objection objection before this episode i uh told uh co-host like i had an idea at work today but i realized that not a scratch already did it so now i'm just gonna lean into it even more and just make it a reference in our so we don't have a we don't have someone that can actually pull this off Walt is or all we have so much evidence against us.
00:50:23
Speaker
So, the so at the judges' stand, there is... i don't want to use a Trevnik, because that's what they used. ah Gorghast? What?
00:50:38
Speaker
Gorghast? Gorghast. Make it the owl from Angry Birds. Oh, yeah. Literally just the caught the counterpart to Trevenant.
00:50:50
Speaker
Yeah, we'll do that. Gorghast. No. so they're um Wait. it the Gorghast that ran from court? Gorghast is fine. Is it the Gengors that ran away from court?
00:51:03
Speaker
The Gengar? No, that was Zorvar. Gorghast.
00:51:07
Speaker
Wait, what? Oh my gosh, I got evolution mixed up. I'm so dumb. I don't know what you're talking about, sorry. I was thinking of the ghost Pokemon I was that during the court and the court scene they had to run away.
00:51:21
Speaker
there So, at the judges' stand, there is a Gorgeist. And in the jury's stand, there is an assortment of random Pokemon. Which I'm not going to name because that's like 15 bajillion Pokemon. Do we know any of them? What?
00:51:35
Speaker
you i'm just gonna say no for the sake of time there's no reason for you guys to know any of them so that's unfortunate they couldn't be any of the pokemon that walter helped by johnny trash no because they're in the hospital you put them in the hospital about five minutes what about johnny trash is here yeah why not johnny trash is there donny trash he's like's like it's My boy! He's like, oh no the Johnny Trash calls out Walter and is immediately ushered away from the Jordan stand. For bias. Because now he's got a conflict of interest. Listen, listen. yeah If the court knows one thing, is that Johnny Trash cannot stay awake during a court trial.
00:52:21
Speaker
that's funny yeah the gory guys are like hey you shut up just sit down and like waves at johnny trash uh you guys are led to the please forgive me if i get these words wrong i don't know fucking no court the pro not the press you guys are led to wherever the fuck you're supposed to be if you are a defendant yeah Defendant stand. Yep, that one. ah Assuming that's... Where's it no not the bench?
00:52:52
Speaker
No, that's where you retreat to when you're playing Pokemon card game. cool What? Court has a bench too. um Oh, there's a Mimikyu too. What?
00:53:04
Speaker
There's a Mimikyu too. mimic There's a Mimikyu too? There's a Mimikyu there? somewhere in that somewhere in the ju Somewhere in the jury audience. but i'm Sure, why not? I'm not really having the jury participate too much. so gotta go to our defense council.
00:53:21
Speaker
Oh, jeez. just did a random generation of six Pokemon to to see who's on this count on this jury. yeah my My six randomly generated Pokemon are Shaman Skyform, Regigigas, Mega Laquaza, Drowsy, Aromatisse, and Registeel. You guys are fucked. curious god silver really saw her roster and beefed it up oh god she's like i'm tired of these dragons always losing i'm getting these guys yeah i i watched my uh my pseudo legendary dragons get blown up by tnt let's see you blow up mega rick wasa with tnt
00:54:13
Speaker
Listen, if I had my w whistling Susie, I could. You guys are forced into the defendant's stand, ah and ah and May or Maynot is in the process... No, wait.
00:54:31
Speaker
Hold on. o that Sure, you're all going in the defendant's stand. Miriam are not going with you in the defendant's stand. I don't know who the prosecutor would be in this point. So I guess it'll be the fucking... Maybe a septile? Yeah, I like that. Septile.
00:54:47
Speaker
Yeah, i like that. Septile. And the septile in our lawyer is a Machamp?
00:54:55
Speaker
Alright. Yeah, the prosecutor will be a septile. Okay. Okay. ah And the judge looks at you guys and he's like, so you guys are the defendants.
00:55:07
Speaker
You will be, since you do not currently have a lawyer, you will be appointed a lawyer at my discretion, of which I choose Barry the Applin. Eenie, meenie, miney, moe.
00:55:22
Speaker
So, Barry the Applin sits next to you. take car Face bombs. with a smug smiley like, hey guys.
00:55:35
Speaker
ah judge, I can, it's if we can't afford a lawyer, it means we get appointed one. I can afford one. No, don't think so. Applin, what is your, what does it look like for lawyers right now? About 30 million poke.
00:55:50
Speaker
That's bullshit. I see, I see. That is such BS. the desk This is a kangaroo court. I feel like we might be better off representing ourselves. What do you guys think?
00:56:06
Speaker
Yeah. I think we can represent ourselves. Are you sure about that?
00:56:14
Speaker
I mean... Are you a fair judge? Hold on. Hold on. Hold on, oh ro poddle co poddle how a on on judge what is like hold judge. Wait, you did he just actively admit to not being a fair judge?
00:56:24
Speaker
Correct. Yes. It's the kangaroo court. Let's see if we set this up. I got question. Hold on. Guys, now this all the depends on Applin's a bad guy, which he probably is. But if he's not a bad guy, this would be good to have him. But if he's bad guy, he can say whatever he wants. But if as long but we can just say, we didn't agree to this. Nothing he says matters.
00:56:48
Speaker
because Because you're... um Your lawyer can say whatever they want, but if the client says, no, I did not agree to this, it's all null and void.
00:57:02
Speaker
i have no idea how the law works, but I think that... Neither do I. I'm pretty sure that this would not... Listen, I saw three episodes of Law & Order. I'm great.
00:57:15
Speaker
You saw three episodes of Law & Yes, it's when all of bit it's it's when the main character gets the three people wrong immediately, they're supposed to be innocent, and they still go to jail.
00:57:28
Speaker
the
00:57:32
Speaker
Do you choose to represent yourselves?
00:57:40
Speaker
Can we get some more info about this afflin? Like... How long he's been alone. What's his credentials? but Yes, exactly. I want to know this afflends credentials.
00:57:51
Speaker
He passed his bar exam. Does he work out Pearson Law? Approximately, looks at his watch, right now. So yes, he is a court-appointed lawyer. that a long time for lawyers?
00:58:05
Speaker
Actually, surprisingly, yes, the turnaround radar in here is ridiculous.
00:58:15
Speaker
do Do lawyers like pass the bar exam and then immediately get disbarred? Uh, depends on how they do it with the first client. You see like a bunch of Pokemon the distance lifting a really heavy bar. There's like a Sanchu that doesn't quite pick the bar up. What the hell? What is this dad jokes we're hearing?
00:58:41
Speaker
no. Leave that back in 2012, man. <unk>s Jesus.
00:58:49
Speaker
Are you sure you wish to represent to yourself? Guys, if he's a good lawyer, it's good for us. He's a bad lawyer. We can just disallow whatever he says.
00:59:00
Speaker
I don't know if that how law works, but feel like neither us is a judge, so we can just use that.
00:59:07
Speaker
Sure, whatever. wi we I guess we can see what this Epplin has to say. We can always... Why does Silver have to be here? have an escape plan if she wasn't here.
00:59:19
Speaker
She wasn't here and have an escape plan.
00:59:25
Speaker
And your decision is? Hold on, can I talk to the Applin real quick? Wait, hold on, I want to talk to you guys. Before I talk to Applin, it's like, guys, I'm just going to threaten him with a Transform Orb if he tries to mess with us, if he tries to be an unfair lawyer. I'm going to threaten him with Transform Orb.
00:59:44
Speaker
No, I got one more. I thought you used one of the mirror. I didn't resupply yet. I thought did.
00:59:56
Speaker
Nope. I guess that wouldn't work. um He doesn't know that. yes but that i I feel like that threatening our lawyer is not a great idea for getting him to actually help What mean? It works for mob bosses.
01:00:16
Speaker
Yeah, because they're mob bosses. They actually have sway. Well, your mom's a mob boss. Wait, can you ask me? It's not a mob boss. I feel
01:00:33
Speaker
like this is the one episode that needs be edited out of every episode we've I know, right? Yes. Ask him how much he knows about like patents and shit.
01:00:45
Speaker
Patents and shit! Sure! Wait, Karo, are we gonna leave him on retainer for every time we do that scam on music- when we make a music for, a We're gonna keep him on- we're gonna keep him retainer for that.
01:01:02
Speaker
Yeah. Oh my goodness. hey right Hey, we're about to go to a concert and bootleg the show again. you want um Can you give us advice? we're not let a out tell more that that We can't tell that. I'm pretty sure a lawyer can't anyone because what we tell the lawyer is confidential.
01:01:29
Speaker
they are They are Okay, this is entirely hypothetical. Here's the one thing I do know about lawyers. And we're not going bootleg it. Here's the one thing I know about lawyers. If you admit to that you're going to commit a crime, they have to report you.
01:01:46
Speaker
Oh. the The judge is like, hey, you know I can rhyme i could hear you. Not in this state.
01:01:53
Speaker
yeah me Is he- Is Karr just actively yelling this? No, no. Oh, it sounded like you guys were like yelling that in character. Wait, I forget, are we in Poké-Taw?
01:02:06
Speaker
We can- We can part with the police. We're Poké-Taw. What? What is with you on the- Are you talking about Utah? No, Poké-Taw. This is Pokemon Universe, man. Poké-Taw.
01:02:19
Speaker
What the fuck are you saying? If you're trying to say Utah, this is about that bricks and minifigs shit again. No, Jake. This is not like a good topic of conversation.
01:02:32
Speaker
Before we recorded this, Jake was talking for so fucking long about the bricks and minifigs shit, or at least he kept trying to bring it up over and and over. Hey, allegedly. We gotta say allegedly. Allegedly. Allegedly. There we go. on Yeah, there was no allegedly. YouTubers have gotten trouble of talking about it. no No, I know what I heard. okay Okay, so I guess we're going to say that we accept this, Eplin as our lawyer, but reserve the right to denounce anything he says.
01:03:04
Speaker
Are you saying that to the judge? and Asking the group and then saying it to the judge. If we agree. boys Okay.
01:03:16
Speaker
Yeah. Okay, so yes. We're saying that to the judge. Yeah, that sounds like it could be a bad time for me, so how about I say you either let him speak on your behalf like an actual lawyer or just don't. Alright.
01:03:30
Speaker
Cass your credentialed judge. Yeah. yeah You're not really sounding like a real judge here. hate to break it to you. Did he go to University Silver?
01:03:42
Speaker
Oh, no.
01:03:47
Speaker
God damn it. Judge?
01:03:52
Speaker
Uh-oh. We may have lost the judge. We won, guys!
01:04:01
Speaker
We're free! Free! Well, he's gone. I did have another idea. back!
01:04:11
Speaker
up He's back. Darn it. My Wi-Fi died for a second, but I quickly swapped over to my hotspot. Ah... yeah So I'm just gonna run it like that. Oh, I said that.
01:04:25
Speaker
No, it's actually good Surprisingly, I, I, mess cause I have my router right next to me. So I, so I watched it die and i was like, quick, quick, quick, pull my fucking hotspot. So I did that immediately and I managed to swap over before it actually disconnected.
01:04:43
Speaker
Oh, nice. Cool. So we're all good. Let's continue, because it's fucking 10 at night. if My tablet says it's 10 in the morning, it's because it's stupid. ah How's feel in the past, man? i'm an hour ahead of you.
01:04:58
Speaker
The judge is like, look, man, we've been on this for like 15 minutes now. Do you want your defendant to speak on your behalf or do you want to love represent yourself? Just pick one, please.
01:05:10
Speaker
Guys, I think, I don't think we can do any better. Honestly. i feel like yeah i feel like even if he was against us, it'll be better than us trying to prove we're innocent of anything.
01:05:23
Speaker
What are we even being charged with? Okay, yeah I guess we'll find out in like the next two minutes. We didn't get told our rights here, so technically this court should not be allowed. This whole trial has indeed been basically ashamed from the start. This is just a Batman villain the courtroom case. No matter what we say, we're gonna be guilty.
01:05:48
Speaker
yeah No, guys, no, no. We'll be fine. Are we going to be red our rights and told what we're charged with for being on trial here? We got Johnny Trash. We're okay, guys. We got Johnny Trash. All he's got to do is always say the innocent. They can't charge us.
01:06:04
Speaker
That's just an so did you did Did you out loud ask the judge jo charge filmatory if you had if you had been ready rights? Yes. The judge is like, ah dude did you?
01:06:16
Speaker
And you feel your... You feel all of your heads like forcefully shake up and down as silver is controlling your body. That doesn't count, no!
01:06:27
Speaker
ah you have to get verbal agreement. You have to get a verbal agreement and sign something for that to count. Yeah. An up and down nod is nothing because that was... That was used so many times in courtroom cases and that's been disallowed.
01:06:42
Speaker
because it does have to, I know has to go in like the transcripts and stuff, I'm just trying to bullshit my way through this. Yeah, because people can force you up and down.
01:06:52
Speaker
Alright, do you want to spend the next 20 minutes going over to your Miranda rights?
01:07:01
Speaker
Alright, everything you say, canon will be used against you. Yad, yad, yad, yad. I don't have a pullback. Do you agree? Well, guys, I feel like we have waited until after we got our verdict, because if we got guilty, then we could have just said that, beneath the ladder. The judge just starts hitting his head on the desk, like, oh my god, would you, I'm going to kill each of you individually.
01:07:27
Speaker
Uh,
01:07:29
Speaker
Uh, hey, hey, hey, dude. You threatened us? Is that going on the court case? It's thrown out. I'm pretty sure if that's going on record, we can get this whole case thrown out just on the judge threatening the accused. Judge threatening us just now just saved us now. He can't. We win. No matter what happens, we win now. He threatened us. to to stay This stenographer over there has like a big bucket of whiteout.
01:07:58
Speaker
That is illegal! I heard nothing. All right. so ah I will find you. and even working so We can't even record this.
01:08:09
Speaker
Can we call ah we call the flamebacks? Because we can teleport there and back and get a really expensive lawyer. that that was that That was what I was thinking. it was actually a yeah sir we game so similar. i would i was thinking if things start looking badly, we can just badge ourselves back to base and not be there anymore.
01:08:35
Speaker
we can play like We're not saying this out loud, Decoder, so you can't just say, oh, no, no, by the way, they take care. This is above covers. Don't try bullshit that. Don't try to bullshit that now. Well, it's not even ah not even me bullshitting. You guys have already been stated to have been frozen in place except for your mouth, so good fucking luck.
01:08:54
Speaker
Oh, she going to freeze this entire trial? Yeah, she she's forcefully moving her head and everything. like
01:09:03
Speaker
Coward. Can the judge see? Yeah. she that we're being How will the judge not notice? Judge, this is totally brutality.
01:09:16
Speaker
Being forced to move like this. going to say Silver is like, yeah, she's standing like right next to you and There's like wisp wispy like pink tendrils wis going between her and you. like It's pretty obvious.
01:09:30
Speaker
Okay. Yeah. Excuse me.
01:09:36
Speaker
Can I read the charges Sir, I'd like to plead insanity. That might be one of your charges, so shut up. Oh, jeez. Wait, that means we win. can't go to jail. Yeah, I'm pretty sure insanity is not illegal. No, we just get, if anything, we get sent to a game. It is in my court.
01:09:57
Speaker
What? Okay, read the charges. What is this? Is this the South in 1700s?
01:10:04
Speaker
Alright, so the charges are as follows. You, Hikaru, Hatsumi, Bruce, Flameback, and Walter Fisthands are being charged with the murder of a Mayor Maynott.
01:10:22
Speaker
And Maynott... Oh my quote-unquote, so undetermined, or identity undetermined, is being... Why did our lawyer go to arrest the mayor?
01:10:39
Speaker
you Question, Judge. Why did ah why did our um lawyer be the one to arrest the the actual mayor? That sounds like a that sounds a very... um um you that that's eagle wris That's a big old sign right there. like that.
01:10:59
Speaker
The lawyer is the one that arrested you pretty much. Yes, that is illegal. Well, I mean, Silver Sicker hits with Affleck, but yeah.
01:11:12
Speaker
Indirectly. I asked for a miscourt. I asked for a miscourt. Yeah, no. Anyway, you guys are being charged with the murder of Mayor Maynot and placing an imposter in his place.
01:11:30
Speaker
Well, we have a witness that we can call, at least. Who's your witness?
01:11:40
Speaker
Who's your witness? We've got Waba Fett officer and the security guard that we brought into the room to witness the transformation orbs happening from all right the from the uh the office there the the mayor's office i call a wobbuffet to the stand oh there's no wobbuffet in this court You didn't get assigned to- kid We're supposed to have a month or at least a few months in holding before a case happens so we can build our case.
01:12:16
Speaker
Yeah, yeah, yeah. Well, I got lunch- This is illegal! so I don't care. Damn. I respect that. it You wanna go for some beers after this, Judge?
01:12:30
Speaker
You know, honestly, if you if if things go well... let's um listen Listen, guys. After this court case, and he talks to everyone. Beer's on me, guys. Beer's on me. Alright, I'll take him on an offer.
01:12:42
Speaker
Okay. I may have just swung the courtroom in our favor. i just swung the courtroom in a favor. Johnny Trash is like, Yeah, that's my man! votes Alright, you guys are being charged with this murder. Do you have anything to say in your immediate defense?
01:13:02
Speaker
Baba Booey.
01:13:05
Speaker
May I confer? Uh, sure. You guys can't move, but you can confer, I guess. Okay. Silver, look closer, I can't hear them.
01:13:21
Speaker
Wobbuffet. Wobbuffet. Sauce. Um, okay, that's not gonna help us. Um... Let's see. What was the... Do you remember what the security guard was? Because the Wobbuffet was like the the the mayor's secretary.
01:13:41
Speaker
no clue. For some reason, it felt like it was a two-parter across a few weeks, so... Yeah, I think it was like... but Wasn't it like a Stoutland or something? Oh, it might have been a Stoutlet. I don't think it was a dog.
01:13:55
Speaker
no Oh, the Stoutlet was the one of the police officers, I think. Oh, right, yeah. I feel like... can i do remember Dakota, am I in the area if its a rock it was a rock-and-ground type? Am I in that area?
01:14:08
Speaker
oh da and san code Well, the thing is, I don't remember. um We would know. This is like all in a day. i we just can't remember because it's been months.
01:14:19
Speaker
yeah it's been Yeah, it's been over a month since we've recorded that episode. So can we just BS the Pokemon, without we know it? We should. Sure. can't remember. Was it a Golurk?
01:14:36
Speaker
It could have been. i mean, we can go with that for now. I feel like i feel like they the it was the Rock or Ground type.
01:14:44
Speaker
Yeah, I was just gonna since and none of us can remember what it is, it can be whatever you want. with it I think Golurk would be best best for a guard. Yeah, sure. okay yeah sure was that Golurk works.
01:14:57
Speaker
Also, not my
01:15:02
Speaker
I just realized all Golurks have that one bandaid that get if it gets removed, they just go haywire.
01:15:09
Speaker
I did not know that. Yeah, yeah they know that thing in that chest? like it with chest yeah It's not a bandaid. In the anime, it was a big old bandaid. They say seal, that was a big old bandaid. I mean, it's shown to be like made of some kind of wood.
01:15:32
Speaker
think. No, you're right. The original seal is like that, but then they covered it up with a big old bandaid. This is what usually gets cut out of these episodes. Yeah.
01:15:44
Speaker
Okay. is why me and Bruce have our own podcast talking like this.
01:15:52
Speaker
Yes. Alright. Can we have like an hour to go defer and look for these people, Judge? Yeah. we need the We need to call these people to court.
01:16:07
Speaker
i why would I give you that I told you? I have lunch in 30 minutes. And also, I just... i Also, we're supposed say we're supposed to see all the evidence they have on us. You want to see the evidence? i can show you evidence.
01:16:21
Speaker
No, we're supposed to see it in advance so we can build a case that can defend us from that. I can show the evidence right now. Do you want to see the evidence? i hate Walter's like, I hate this guy, but I love this guy.
01:16:36
Speaker
yeah I am definitely after this. He's definitely becoming my judge that I'm bribing. Nice. Alright.
01:16:46
Speaker
right I will prevent you with this. And he pulls up... Wait, why is the judge showing us evidence? Yeah, why is the judge showing us evidence? yeah It's a prosecution. What? Is the sectile just doing its nails in the corners?
01:17:01
Speaker
Is the sectile just like cleaning its nails? It brings forth witnesses. I forgot about that because I've been treating the judge as a prosecutor since he's an obviously biased and bribed judge or whatever. So on I forgot that he's not supposed to present. Judge, judge, how much do you get paid?
01:17:18
Speaker
Fuck it, the judge is the prosecutor. What the fuck? We many illegal things. Listen to the crowd.
01:17:30
Speaker
Can someone go get the police? This is so illegal. We can literally get every single official show member of this courtroom. You're locked up for a long time just off of this trial alone. Bailiff, where's bailiff at?
01:17:50
Speaker
There is no bailiff. Silver is the bailiff. o Silver, you bitch!
01:18:00
Speaker
Oh my god. So, the Gorgister, whatever it's called, the judge, he holds up a bloody knife. This is the knife that was used to kill Hariyama, the mayor.
01:18:16
Speaker
And then... that lip blower just catch up? ah I'm gonna sniff. roll Can I guess? I wanna sniff. wanna see if I find know ketchup smell. I wanna smell it you're You're a dog Pokemon. Roll insight with that advantage. I like that.
01:18:30
Speaker
Okay, okay. that with a wire Okay, okay, okay, okay. um Insight. 19. and die nineteen With 19, you can smell the scent of tomato berries on the knife. Sir, that's tomato bay berries.
01:18:50
Speaker
Nonsense. I'll lick it right I will lick it for you. I'll lick it afterwards. realize that tomato berries are an incredibly spicy one, right?
01:19:04
Speaker
yeah to me just Please tell me. Please tell me. It's like the hot, it's like the spice challenge where he's like trying to act all cool, but he's just sweating and like just shaking.
01:19:16
Speaker
I couldn't say that with a straight face. I'll lick it for you. Wait, why are you talking?
01:19:27
Speaker
Why are you talking where are you licking evidence? That's, um...
01:19:35
Speaker
I think you destroyed evidence there. i mean, why are you licking this fake-ass evidence? Please tell me what you just seem like on the table. Your honor. Dying of heat.
01:19:48
Speaker
There's like a tomato berry on the desk that's like half cut off. ah say like julie it was It's It's a knife that uses a kind sandwich. Yeah, he was making a sandwich with that and he's like, this is... a
01:20:07
Speaker
he He licks the knife, he's like, hmm, that was actually pretty good. Anyway, that's nonsense. This is the knife that was used to kill May or May not. So there's no more blood on it, so then you just licked all the evidence off so it's useless now.
01:20:22
Speaker
ah and this And this is the body of the victim. What?
Costume Mix-up and Evidence Authenticity
01:20:33
Speaker
I could have sworn I see him alive. can't do this anymore. Wait, is it like the hollowed out Hariyama? Like the costume? Yes. He holds up the costume. Sorry, that's a costume. It has its price tag on it.
01:20:49
Speaker
Nonsense. this is Very clearly paper mache. NONSENSE! THIS IS THE BODY OF MANA! AS YOU CAN CLEARLY SEE, IT LOOKS LIKE A HARIYOMA. IT WAS CUT OPEN WITH A KNIFE!
01:21:05
Speaker
AND LOOK AT THE BLOOD STAINS ON THE BODY! HE, LIKE, TAKES HIS STAINS AND SMEARS IT ON THE BODY. oh MY GOD! THERE'S BLOOD ALL OVER THIS BODY!
01:21:17
Speaker
You can't- Silver! nice Silver. He's gonna try to look at Silver. Silver. ah respect you're trying to kill us and everything. and I respect the game. do. As wanted, I respect the game.
01:21:30
Speaker
But what the fuck is this judge?
01:21:35
Speaker
That judge is somebody- Objection, Your Honor. Objection, bullshit.
01:21:42
Speaker
Where did you go to law school? I, uh, fuck, Vulkenberg, sure. I'm sure there's a law office somewhere. Why'd you ask? When, um what year did you pass the bar exam?
01:22:02
Speaker
Uh, about two minutes ago. Pass, next question. Pass it, double it to the next person. What? Uh, uh, Jake was talking over him. Oh, I'm sorry.
01:22:14
Speaker
About two minutes ago. Two minutes ago? Okay, hot so how did you get from... How did you how did you get from Vulcanburg, where you passed the bar exam, all the way over here New Shimmer City and Lux when... didn't think about that. To make it to this trial.
01:22:35
Speaker
i was... I... um and i You know, it's a lot of magic and nonsense that doesn't matter to this trial right now.
Exploring Teleportation in Not A Scratch
01:22:47
Speaker
See, the funny thing is there is actually a legitimate potential possibility for explanation for that. Yeah, because this is a ghost type.
01:22:59
Speaker
I was thinking if you could teleport or not, and I was thinking like, well, obviously someone just... It requires knowing stuff about Not A Scratch, Arc 7, which Dakota has not listened to. No, I have not. i Oh, is that Gorggeist in that?
01:23:16
Speaker
no yeahsa finance but there's a whole like
Bribery and Influence Attempts
01:23:21
Speaker
essentially like a ghost realm oh that ghosts and dark types can travel through freely it's a shadow realm well that's fun there's a little shadow realm why want to i want to tell you something judge um yeah we know that you're um I want to just let you this Bruce from the Flame Blacks.
01:23:46
Speaker
Flame Blacks. fame flamebacks to Flame Blacks. Flame Blacks. I like it. all and and they And I just want know, they're a very wealthy family and probably richer than whatever Silver has. So double it of whatever number you're thinking of.
01:24:02
Speaker
ah We'll talk after this trial.
01:24:08
Speaker
Alright? I can see you said something Zencaster. Craig did not pick it up. is what oh What did you say, Jake?
01:24:22
Speaker
i was That was just me clapping. i don't know. It was dying laughing. that's what that was. That meeting afterwards made me die laughing. Yeah, I did get picked up by Craig. Right, right, right, right, right. We'll talk money in a minute. But for now, the one who's paying me is not you. so Right, boss? Points to silver. it Winks at silver. So, what do you say in your defense?
01:24:50
Speaker
I have never seen that knife before in my life. Okay, well, neither have I. is that a toy knife? I don't think so.
01:25:01
Speaker
I just cut my sandwich with it. How is it evident?
01:25:09
Speaker
Oh wait.
Courtroom Chaos and Favoritism
01:25:12
Speaker
Maybe I have. I swear this is a jury trial because the jury can clearly see that this judge is BS. will say there is a point to all this.
01:25:24
Speaker
clearly see that this judge is b s i will say if there there is a point in order That there is a point to all this? Okay. Yes, there is a point to all this. Are we getting there? I didn't expect it to get so stupid so fast. I mean, you pulled with a totally bogus court case.
01:25:48
Speaker
Hey, why why little enjoy these why is the Septile passing notes to the judge? Uh, who's passing notes to the judge? The Septile the prosecutor.
01:26:00
Speaker
Uh, oh, the prosecutor, the scyther, or whatever he said? Yeah. Sceptile. Sceptile. Sceptile. Yeah. Uh, the subtile is kind of just sitting there, counting money.
01:26:12
Speaker
Counting money? Yeah, so is the entire jury. What about Johnny Trash?
01:26:21
Speaker
Uh, kind of... Johnny Trash, i know I know you can't be bought. I know you, man. No, he ate all his money. Yeah, he ate it. He thought it was lettuce.
01:26:35
Speaker
I'm trying to trash. Remember the years we've had of dumpster diving. oh Right, right, right. Anyway, ah so I got like 15 minutes to lunch now, so let's just get this over with. Yada, yada, yada. Alright, you are guilty.
01:26:53
Speaker
And you are being charged with silver? Sentenced with You are being sentence sentenced. Sentence. That's the word. Yes.
01:27:06
Speaker
Judge doesn't even know his own terms. I'm a judge. it's judge and it's it' this judge like not even a... It'd be funny if this judge is in a costume as well. He's just in a Gorgas costume. Someone's still floating.
01:27:21
Speaker
it's ah It's a pumpkin in a Gorgas costume. I'm trying to act it look older.
01:27:29
Speaker
Okay, continue. Alright, you guys are being sentenced with... Silver? And Silver is like... I think I will sentence them with nothing.
01:27:44
Speaker
I have a better plan. As punishment, I want to be able to decide who gets a appointed new mayor. that's no that's not how that works the judge does not have any the judge does not have power over that even if he was corrupt or non-belief the judges don't have power the police don't have the power of that are you saying this out loud yes no one none of these officials have power of that so if i were to pick myself as mayor
01:28:20
Speaker
That's not that works. That's completely invalid. allli yeah You could say that, but the government won't back that. Objection, Your Honor. i mean, objection, Silver.
01:28:32
Speaker
yes? Shouldn't, um shouldn't the mayor be, like, elected or something?
01:28:42
Speaker
ah Why do you want to be a government official anyway? I thought you wanted to blow up the world. Like, even assuming even assuming that May or Maynot is dead, which we have not even seen. I saw him alive, like, five minutes ago.
01:28:59
Speaker
he is also sitting right next to us. He's sitting right next to guys. I'm pretty sure that the, you know, I'm pretty sure that the Constitution Also, when the Vice Mayor take over...
01:29:14
Speaker
oh Here, I just found okay i just found out. um Article of the Charter of love New Shimmer New Shimmer City be... requires that
01:29:29
Speaker
requires requires that the mayor of newhammer city the um in the event of In the event that the mayor of New Shimmer City is found to be ah is found to be incapacitated, dead, or otherwise incapacitated. This is a shittily written law.
01:29:49
Speaker
This is too much repetition. The New Shimmer City Council shall elect the new mayor from within its ranks. And it requires a two-thirds majority.
Mock Trial and Jury Appointment
01:30:01
Speaker
Alright, two-thirds majority, you say. city council. Alright, I elect everyone in the jury as our new city council. That is not how that works. I'm pretty sure the city council is over at city Why would they be here?
01:30:23
Speaker
if right right where why would they be here Right, ah well, I mean, Article 420 of the bullshit law, yada yada, of whatever, New Shimmer City, states that any judge can appoint new city officials- Let me see that. Let me see those laws. Let me see them.
01:30:43
Speaker
Is he like reading off like a um a takeout order? No, he's like writing on the back of like a menu or something. Wait, reading off of a takeout mini, what the fuck kind of...
01:31:00
Speaker
ah So... yeah Almost you. i went Me and Bruce are forever disappointed in these two right now
01:31:11
Speaker
Yeah, Eli says, really? Alright, time to leave the call. I'm too disappointed.
01:31:18
Speaker
I'm pretty sure article 420 says that any judge can elect new city council members at any time their pleasing. What do you say that last to that?
01:31:31
Speaker
That has to be signed and dotted by the actual mayor for that to work. You can't change the law. The mayor has to do that first. Alright, he signs it, and then he hands it over to Mayor Maynard, who's like jerkily signs it. Alright, same sign to May. That's a forced sign, it so that's invalid?
01:31:48
Speaker
ah Was that forced? also you're sitting mar so why you Also, you're admitting he's the mayor then? but What? No. yeah no that's Then that's invalid then. and no matter what you say, you lose in this. If you admit he's the mayor, then he's the mayor. And if he's not, then that's invalid. to me Yeah, so that that's invalid right there. There we go. no That's not just the closest thing we have to mayor.
01:32:15
Speaker
Good court case. No! What? The council would be the closest thing to a mayor. just had him sign... You signed that him as mayor. Dakota, I'm sorry, but there's so many loopholes
The Deck of Many Things and Consequences
01:32:30
Speaker
this plan. Yeah, this guy. So many loopholes.
01:32:34
Speaker
I know. Well, ah I mean, it's pretty obvious, but this is just me bullshitting my way through anything. Yes! um so There's no no law that you can pull. You would need um an actual mayor and then, like, months of delegation with the council to change this.
01:32:51
Speaker
Alright, fine. Well, where's the law that says what happens if there's no mayor?
01:32:57
Speaker
I'm not telling you because I feel like you're going to blow it up.
01:33:03
Speaker
Oh, Article 69. Right, right, right. councils and stuff. Well, I elect... It's in multiple books that's passed out in the entire city, so you can't destroy them all. Okay, well... two It's on the internet, too.
01:33:19
Speaker
What's that? What? Yeah, we have no internet. hate to bring it to you, but we don't have internet. Yeah, what's an internet? can't understand these technology gaps we have. I'm i'm losing my head here. Alright.
01:33:35
Speaker
It's... off It's on the Galvin show web. like that. Yeah, it's worldwide web.
01:33:47
Speaker
Well, anyway. Right. Regardless of Article 69... Judge, what if I just pay you more than what silver is and you just stop doing this? um much How much is she paying you? don't know how much i can how much I'll offer you. i don't know how much are you offering.
01:34:03
Speaker
Nah, I'm good. 80k? ah na i'm good eighty k No, I honestly don't think it matters how much money you give me because if silver there you can just kill me at any time. i've got A deck of gods. I'm sorry, what?
01:34:23
Speaker
It's a card thing where if you pull it, you can get infinite money ah andmun it and if you pull a certain card, you're immortal and you can't die. Can you show me this card? Well, if you pull it, and it uses the power. It's a deck of many things. When you pull it, happens.
01:34:39
Speaker
Alright, here. it's It's in my pocket. I can't grab it if you want to pull it. Oh, okay. He, like gets up from the stand and walks over to you. where's Where's this deck of infinite power?
01:34:52
Speaker
it's It's in my right pocket. There you um like It's in my cargo shorts.
01:35:02
Speaker
Yeah, I'm sorry, Dakota. If you're bullshitting your way to this, am going to make this pain in this world. Let me get this straight. You're trying to... You're trying to bribe... mean... let me let me get this straight you're trying to you're you're trying to bribe i mean um I'm trying to out-bribe. Wait, wait. I kind of i kind of like where this is going. yeah Are we i really trying to trick this judge into pulling from the deck of many things? Yes, I have gotten a pull from the deck of many things. So he gets a... so and there' only really two There's only one good thing left and the rest are bad.
01:35:38
Speaker
Okay. and if he Let's just assume for the sake of argument, just received his license to practice law in flo Inflama.
01:35:51
Speaker
You're not licensed to practice law and looks! Uh, shush. I... I have no... Hikaru! We've called him out and so much BS. He just says, nuh-uh, and then keeps going.
01:36:04
Speaker
Can I yeah double it and give it to the next person? You can double and pull these cards twice. There you go pull them twice. So, is he going... just Just to confirm, whatever card that he pulls is going to happen to him and not us, right? It's whoever pulls to him. It's whoever pulls it and his party members.
01:36:23
Speaker
So that technically counts silver. Yes. So... Isn't it one that makes you die immediately? This can be- No. There's- No, I would not... Alright.
01:36:36
Speaker
That would be some shit if that's how we kick Silva's ass. No, the cards in here can change the course of the entire fucking show, but it's not gonna kill off your characters immediately. Go on, get- gi ah get- kill a pole.
01:36:51
Speaker
Okay, so he reaches into your front shorts, of your cargo shorts, I guess, and is rummaging around, and he finds a deck of cards. How many cards do you want him to pull?
01:37:05
Speaker
Well, he said double in the next person, so that's two. What? do you want by He's going to pull one card, and we're going to see what that does first. Yeah, that's a good idea.
01:37:19
Speaker
So, I need someone to roll me a nat 20. What? Sorry, sorry. I said that wrong. Wait, you need one of us to roll a nat 20? Sorry, I meant to say, could one of you guys roll me a you all die.
01:37:39
Speaker
oh
01:37:43
Speaker
Since this is my plan, and I can get blamed for whatever happens. There's so- This stuff in here is so, like, impactful. I want to make sure you guys don't think I'm cheating on this.
01:37:57
Speaker
and that one. Not one? What? Good thing I don't think ha- My god! Oh my god! Hold on. I'm going to- I'm going to copy and paste this. I need to read this fully before send stuff.
01:38:11
Speaker
Mm-hmm. I think either really helped us or really screwed us. Oh my god.
01:38:20
Speaker
like you guys couldn't- Okay. You guys put one of the bad cards. Yes!
Courtroom Disarray and Silver's Ambitions
01:38:31
Speaker
Eli, i wonder I want you to read this out. Read this out loud.
01:38:40
Speaker
Mat 1. Soul capture. The player's soul is removed and stored in a bubble that will rapidly float upwards, er, float towards an unknown location.
01:38:52
Speaker
The player's body is considered unconscious until the soul is returned. The player will have to create and play a different character until this is resolved. Good thing the judge pulled this card.
01:39:05
Speaker
And we use... We can't pull it again, right? Yes, you cannot pull it again. The card dissolves in front of you. har i really So what happens to the judge? if only I had Silver pull it! Oh, I just deleted it, okay. oh I don't see a way that we could trick Silver into pulling that card.
01:39:27
Speaker
Oh my god, if you had Silver... Do you have any idea how much how fucked you would make my campaign if you killed Silver?
01:39:38
Speaker
Oh my god. a lot The world would be a better place. So, what you see in front of you is a ghost Pokemon... Oh my god, it is ghost!
01:39:51
Speaker
Giving up the ghost! that You were looking at a ghost Pokemon. that has no soul what it should it's a ghost pokemon it is dead like a ghastly um let me let me do some quick research here if you can find something that'll counter it then i'll accept it but those people those pokemon literally are souls of pokemon and any humans who died
01:40:26
Speaker
<unk> fast but okay Do ghost to pokemon have souls?
01:40:35
Speaker
Oh it evolves from punkaboo, what is punkaboo? Yeah it's ghost grass.
01:40:43
Speaker
Ghost grass does pokeboo. It is said to carry one, oh nevermind. I was gonna see if it's canonical. The pumpkin body is inhabited by a spirit trapped in this world.
01:40:57
Speaker
as the sun So does it just turn into a pumpkin then? Did we just see a pumpkin in front of us? Yeah. ah So it's inhabited by a spirit. So I'm going to say it's inhabited by a soul. Sure.
01:41:08
Speaker
So basically what see... We just see a jack-o-lantern in front of us. You basically see... White wispiness come out of this pumpkin as it shrivels up into a wizard jack-o'-lantern, falling to the ground. It is not dead, it is unconscious. The soul forms a bubble around it and starts floating over the ocean.
01:41:36
Speaker
Wow! I was just hoping to give money so he would take the bribe. i was not expecting that! yeah
01:41:45
Speaker
Well, we're good judge good case, guys. good job Good job, guys. No more case. No judge. Nice try, Silver. Nice try, Silver. Get us next time. You'll get us next time, champ. Silver's like, what the? What did you guys do?
01:42:00
Speaker
ah Well, you put us in an unwinnable trial, so we got rid of your judge, apparently. Listen, we we have... our We don't know happening when we this deck. We This is an orb o ourselves inside of us. to get We can just take souls from people.
01:42:16
Speaker
This doesn't matter. Look, note this no one is going to recognize. She, like, jabs a paw at the Lucario. No going recognize you!
01:42:27
Speaker
Your plan is invalid! yeah He actually knows the- Also- The mayor already made an announcement of the change and also has- I record- Wait, I recorded it!
01:42:40
Speaker
I recorded the the whole thing! you? Did you? did Yes! Oh yeah, wait, that's right, he did! i recorded it because I- So I could show him what he was before. Like go back and forth to his crew. Oh you Too your GPA doesn't work.
01:42:59
Speaker
Mine does! No? I guess we have a... I dodged the tsunami.
01:43:06
Speaker
Mine's the one that's working. Mine's the one that's working. Fuck, and Silver doesn't know that. Ooh, that's not good. I like that, I like that. Okay, okay. Yeah, Silver doesn't know that.
01:43:18
Speaker
So, Silver's like, that doesn't matter. and she, like, runs over to the stenographer and pulls out the the transcript. co Which is, like, 90% whiteout. I feel
01:43:37
Speaker
like the person just went on break. She's like, i'm done. I'm fucking done. I can't record any of this shit.
01:43:49
Speaker
They left before the verdict so that the the verdict isn't even there. after the night After the knife discussion, they just walked away. yeah Silver's like, what the? This is useless. What the hell? alright what the What did you guys do? ruined your stupid pointless court case. You had no case. By the laws of the Devil Artemis universe, we won.
01:44:17
Speaker
I'm trying to get you out of office without killing you, she says, narrowing her eyes at the Lucario. Okay. Honestly, what do mean a Mega Lucario would be able to stand up to a legendary if this is an actual game.
01:44:36
Speaker
i don't know. Let's see. I can do this in two ways. Either you give up this position to me now, where things are going to get ugly yeah that's right Megalucario Z is still is it still fighting steel um believe so also Omega has the stats of a legendary I'm pretty sure don't they
01:45:07
Speaker
or at least the mythical so yeah the Omega should be on the par with silver that um maybe a little weaker but she should be able to break out of this
01:45:18
Speaker
Let's see. Yeah. um Don't we have our friend ah our friends who are on the mission?
01:45:28
Speaker
Our friends who are on mission? What? ah Never mind. Bruce. What?
01:45:40
Speaker
Do you know where Bree is? No.
01:45:45
Speaker
no
01:45:47
Speaker
What's our question? What does that lawyer think?
01:45:52
Speaker
What does yeah that's true? What has the afflin been doing this whole time? He's just been on the snap just been sitting in his in his little defendant's chair. letting you He's like, he's looking confused. he's like, what the fuck's going on?
01:46:05
Speaker
He's like, have to send my boss to his thing. I'm like, I knew this would be a, I knew we paid the the judge, but damn. um sure I can't wait to listen back to this. I just hear the absolute lunacy that went down.
01:46:19
Speaker
Yep.
01:46:22
Speaker
Okay. and So yeah, honestly, MegalucarioZ should have a decent shot at being able to beat Silver. Hold on, I know we don't know what kind of legendary has the orb they have,
01:46:39
Speaker
Dakota, but look up that legendary look up the mega form of this Lucario. Look at the stats. If they're similar, can the mayor at least be able to break out of this stuff?
01:46:51
Speaker
Hold on. You're asking... Sorry, what did you ask? First of all, you're being a little bit robot-y. But said... the um what if I know we don't we don't know what kind of legendary orb she has and what legendary orb is.
01:47:04
Speaker
Can you look up that Pokemon? Do we? We know it's Giratina. Alright. Is Giratina's stats the same as um that let' yeah that loop mega? Are they close?
01:47:17
Speaker
It's a mega. amega is usually are It's a mega almost pseudo. Also, that's not what I would base silver stats on. but she is not she is She's not as strong as Giratina.
01:47:32
Speaker
She has the powers of Giratina, not just the space stats of Giratina. Lucard Izzy does not have the powers of Giratina to control fucking matter and antimatter.
01:47:44
Speaker
please, a Kroga can block Arceus' Draco Meteor. We're gonna talk about legendary can't take on the weaker version Arceus, but when a Kroga can take on a Draco Meteor head-on.
01:48:02
Speaker
Oh, did you guys ever get experience for that battle last time? don't think we did. Which battle? The, uh, the mass. You guys did defeat it. no, we didn't. Oh, yeah. We never did. we didn't get any experience from the mass. Alright, we'll do that after the recording, because that's going to take 15 minutes on the set.
01:48:19
Speaker
I demand we get, um, XP for this master defense we've done. Yeah, i I'll have to count. We technically defeated a Pokemon. I think Nota Scratch actually did count the court case as battle experience as well.
01:48:36
Speaker
Because they battled a court case. Oh my god. yeah funny It was a court battle. Yep, I get it. oh Right, so... So Silver is threatening the mayor to leave his position.
01:48:57
Speaker
Well, Lucario's like, looking at his hands like, I'm pretty strong. Uh, I don't feel like letting position go right now. Please just Dexarm gets her bloody nose. Why would I just give up my position like that to a fucking Espeon?
01:49:11
Speaker
Like, seriously. Why would I do that to a green Espeon? You look sickly. Like, are you okay? Oh no. This will not end well. I remember when we brought that up. Oh no.
01:49:25
Speaker
Oh no. oh no and no no so Please don't kill for a mayor friend. I don't know. We'll see what happens. ah I can't guarantee anything.
01:49:39
Speaker
But he's got such a fun name. I know. You can't kill off the meme. i Also I never said I was killing him off. but i mean Okay, John.
01:49:53
Speaker
You're threatening to. Threatening and doing are two very different things. Listen, Never listen to them. You're big and strong now. You don't cower to Pokemon like them now.
01:50:06
Speaker
Oh, no. So he looks back. He so he he like looked back at you to listen what you said. And he turned around. And Espeon Silver is fucking enormous again.
01:50:21
Speaker
Size doesn't matter! Size matters very much. I don't- I wish I could like actually- like last time I had Silver be huge I like modulated my voice down. I can't do that anymore.
01:50:37
Speaker
Who do you think you are calling me a little espion? It's on illusion! This is not an illusion. And she like stomps one of her feet down and the ground shakes. This is no longer the illusion realm I had you guys in before.
01:50:58
Speaker
ask you once again, step down where things will get ugly. is everyone Does everyone see this? Like they tie a crowd? Uh, everyone- I was tempted to say that everyone in this stands is still counting their money. That's not Johnny Trash! That just doesn't make sense anymore. Johnny Trash has a GBA. Can he start recording this?
01:51:23
Speaker
Oh, that's actually really cool. Oh, I like that. Yeah. All of the... ah Everyone in like the stands and everything is running. like They are fucking out of there.
01:51:35
Speaker
You don't know if Johnny Trash is recording or not, but he does have a DBS.
01:51:40
Speaker
So there's a possibility that he might be recording based on the dice roll. Just make are we free? you're still holding us, she is no longer holding you. I'm transformed out of anger record and this no longer has a hold on me.
01:51:56
Speaker
I'm live streaming this bitch, even though there's no one watching it. Yeah. Oh yeah. GBA does work. Who are you live streaming this to? Cause you can make video calls. Twitch doesn't exist. Everyone we know.
01:52:08
Speaker
you get You make a group chat with everyone in your contacts, including, like, oh fucking Farnsworth and that... that Listen, so listen, listen. The news team twins. The news team people from all the way back in um the Clues thing. You don't know their number?
01:52:26
Speaker
yeah i thought we had an advertisement, like, paper for them. Did you? I don't think so. I swear there was something he's talking about. All the way over in, um... All the way over in Vapore.
01:52:38
Speaker
Yeah. it's hard Oh! so like Oh, you guys are talking about your one-shot. Oh, yeah. ah I mean, I don't think you guys met up with them to trade numbers with. I'm sending this to the Elemental Monkey News.
01:52:56
Speaker
Again, I don't think you have the numbers. You can't do to this, but believe me, if you stream this enough people, it'll probably get on the news.
01:53:09
Speaker
Kara, we hear you.
01:53:14
Speaker
hear you.
01:53:18
Speaker
And this is what we would typically cut out of the show, but oh well. Listen guys, you great chili stuff.
01:53:28
Speaker
So, Sylveon has transformed into her huge form. Hashtag loser. The mayor looks petrified. Hey, he like looks back at you you guys and he's like shrugging like, what the fuck do I do?
01:53:47
Speaker
ah great mayor never backs down. Yeah, but great men also don't die. that's not what Achilles thinks. Achilles is known for his sacrifice.
01:54:01
Speaker
ah He looks at his moveset. His Wobbuffet moveset. no you wouldve gotten no conceal it know was No, he have changed his moveset. He would get the moveset that a Mega Evolve would have.
01:54:16
Speaker
Yeah, yeah, yeah. He's got extreme speed. Run! He's got extreme speed. Run, bitch! Run!
01:54:28
Speaker
I wish I had Chase Holden right now. We got two options here. We can either badge away or we can run. Hold on. I'm fucking... I'm going to get up i close to the person. right and The mayor is like, Silver, I'm going to talk some sense to him. Hold on. going talk some sense to him.
01:54:46
Speaker
Oh, okay. i like I put my arm around the shoulder like, listen, man. Button. but but on What button? Badge. Oh. badge oh Yes. Oh. Beautiful.
01:54:59
Speaker
Badging away. Sounds good. All of you guys zap away, and Walter, you're taking the mayor with you, right? Huh?
01:55:08
Speaker
You said you're putting your arm over his shoulder. I put arm around him, and then I hit the button. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I made it look like I was talking about pep talk. Yeah, I gotcha. I gotcha. So see you're taking him with you.
01:55:21
Speaker
oh yeah, and then um when we get back to the base, I live stream like, hashtag silver is a dumbass. ah so And I make a bunch of memes.
01:55:32
Speaker
like You guys pop into existence into the base and... ah And Alfred is down there cleaning, and he sees you guys pop into the base, and he's like, oh, hey, you guys made it back.
01:55:48
Speaker
What's going on? Alfred! Ooh, I pissed off for God. The mayor of New Shimmer is um not doing too hot.
01:55:59
Speaker
we We got him with us. Whoa, hey, that' the you're you're the mayor of New... Oh, my God, well, it's honor to meet you. I mean... what do What can I help you with? so Why did you bring him here, of all places?
01:56:15
Speaker
but This is not supposed to be secret. Silver was trying to kill him. I mean, wait, you know who Silver is? Yes, obviously. She's the one we're trying to find in Shivertreat City.
01:56:27
Speaker
Yeah, she's the one who has that on orb infused with her. ah Did you guys tell them about the infusal? I swear we told them all about that when we got back.
01:56:39
Speaker
what did we tell them did you did you tell them we we had them come with us to the mystery room so i assume we told them yeah because alfred came whole group came oh yeah yeah yeah that's right yeah because alfred was there fighting yeah that's right yeah yeah so alfred's like uh yeah uh what what's going on Silver kind of set up this completely BS court case for us saying that we murdered the mayor and tried to take over as mayor of New Summer City.
01:57:17
Speaker
Because we transformed the mayor from why not into this, because he asked us to, and clearly he's alive, and her whole thing was just BS.
01:57:31
Speaker
And then we beat through the BS, and so she went huge and was threatening to kill the mayor. Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. Why was she going through all this?
01:57:45
Speaker
I don't know. Why was... what sir Surely she had reason. Didn't she say anything? She wouldn't become the mayor. Well, if it was a BS tribe, then would... Which is weird, because she says she has the power over... She has the power of gods, and she's trying to become a mayor, and not, like, the ruler.
01:58:04
Speaker
It's weird. I think she'd go for bigger. So, she was trying to make herself mayor? Is that what getting at? Yeah. Yes. With ah no real knowledge of how becoming a mayor works after the one mayor.
01:58:17
Speaker
Because a mayor can't just appoint someone as mayor. The council does. ah mayor can't just give away someone. generally takes a city vote to become mayor. Mayor can't appoint anyone. He can leave, but then the council appoints someone as standing mayor until a new mayor is elected.
01:58:41
Speaker
Oh. you think she may be- Espeon for God is a dumbass. So you think she was trying to elect herself as a stand-in mayor? It seems- Yes. We also had a judge that was licking fake blood with a knife. That was weird.
01:58:56
Speaker
I'm sorry. It was pretty clearly a tomato berry. Okay. Yeah. He had milk with him.
01:59:05
Speaker
So what do you think she was trying to do after coming mayor? Do you have any idea?
01:59:13
Speaker
um i don't know maybe over the world from there any take thumb start taking over more and more uh state government she's the power of of matter and she's becoming a mayor i don't know what a mayor could give her that she can't make her own So what are you guys gonna do from here? Because what I see at this point is your badges will let you transport back to New Shimmer City, but that power only lasts for an hour. After an hour, your badge is reset and you'll have to travel all the way back there again.
01:59:46
Speaker
we want to go back there? You guys have an hour to travel You have hour to travel back. Espeon knows about the badge and she's probably waiting, right? You guys have an hour to get back there or else you guys have to spend all that time traveling again.
02:00:01
Speaker
Are Bri and Abyss back from their investigation? No, we have not found Bri. Ah, right, Bri. Abyss. yeah Is Abyss back? ah I don't know. why My GPA is upstairs, so don't- I haven't- We can just text them.
02:00:22
Speaker
if they found anything. You know what? I'm FaceTiming them. Also, wait before that. um I'm texting Johnny Trash. Dude, send me the video of me tricking that dumbass Espeon.
02:00:35
Speaker
Okay, so you send that out to Johnny Trash. andbo Yeah. ah I sent him the video of what I did. i gave him the VOD view. I want the outer view. Okay, okay. ah So, alright, so you're texting Abyss.
02:00:50
Speaker
What are you texting him?
02:00:54
Speaker
Oh, um, are you doing or you are you doing it? I just said we could do that. can do it. Have you found anything about our friend? Alright. This is not Walter forgetting the name real quick.
02:01:13
Speaker
yeah Nice. To name his Bree. Alright,
02:01:19
Speaker
have found anything about Bree? So he quickly texts back and it basically just says, uh, yeah, Bri, uh, no, no, no news yet here.
02:01:31
Speaker
I've been asking people around town if they've seen a an embryon around town and they said that I'm the only one they've seen recently. I'm going to go knock on the door of this. the next I mean, I'm about to go knock on the door of this rescue team because I'm to see if like we can put out some missing posters for them and see that's going to trigger anything. Hold on.
02:01:53
Speaker
Before you do anything, I got a video send you. I want you to send give this to every rescue team person you can see in there. i want this to go viral. Sylveon... so ela silver the espion almost said sylveon sylveon the espion silver the espion sylveon the espion uh silver the espion trying to take over as mayor forcefully all right are you on a call or you just texting him at this point um both
02:02:25
Speaker
you're on a call it i have to text him the video i have to text him the video Yeah, yeah. Okay, whatever. It sounded like we were just talking about shit. Last episode, we only sent mail five feet to each other. Okay, so... That's the dumbest thing we've done.
02:02:40
Speaker
you send him the text, and he receives the video. After a while, he's like, clearly watching the video. So after a bit, he's like, oh my god, that's insane. Are you guys okay?
02:02:52
Speaker
yeah Yeah, make sure i to do hashtag dumbass espion. Okay. I'm make i'm gonna make that trend. I don't think social media exists yet, but alright. It can train without being in social media. I'll just make it as a word at once saying.
02:03:07
Speaker
Alright. So, yeah, Abyss is like, alright, I'll ah spread the word, I guess. Well, yeah, no news on Bree yet. We'll keep you updated.
02:03:22
Speaker
And um and and with with that, Johnny Trash sends you back a text. names like Yeah, yeah, yeah, I got a video right here. and he sends you a video. Alright, I also text him, is the coast clear?
02:03:40
Speaker
oh at the beach? Is the giant Espeon still there? Espeon is still here, is not giant.
02:03:53
Speaker
Does she look pissed? Very. Okay. Leave before something happens to you, my friend. Okay.
02:04:05
Speaker
going to watch the video, by the way, that you sent me. Okay, so you open the video and it's just the shakiest camera you've ever seen. The Trubbish doesn't have legs, so like bounces. ah It's like clearly bouncing away from the Sylveon, but it's bouncing, so the camera is just up and down. my gosh, I forgot Johnny Trash was Trubbish, not Garbador. i completely forgot that for a second.
02:04:29
Speaker
Yeah, so the camera is just like, like if you just shook your phone cameras, basically what that looks like. Okay.
02:04:40
Speaker
Oh. Does Sylveon just scream? Does Silver scream or mad or anything he teleported away? um ah yeah what Now that we can see s Silver's response to us teleporting away. Yeah, that's a good idea.
02:04:56
Speaker
yeah So basically, you can still hear the audio. And since he's running away, it's a little bit faint, but you just hear at the Espeon yelling like, God damn it, they got away again. That's pretty much what she says.
02:05:14
Speaker
Yeah. Something tells me it might be better for us to travel there again. I feel like she's going to wait an hour to see we come back. cause we She knows we pulled that trick at her last house.
02:05:29
Speaker
Yeah. So, like, I don't... I kind of think we shouldn't badger back. Honestly. How did you guys travel there? It was just an overnight train, right?
02:05:40
Speaker
No. um We had to take two trains. Yeah, it was... Two trains and walked a little bit. No, we have to take a train, walk a little bit, go over the acid river.
02:05:52
Speaker
no no no, no. That was to that was to go to Bree's home city. Yeah. We're talking about a new shimmer city. Either that two trains and then walk, or just two trains.
02:06:03
Speaker
i think Because we had that episode where I was trying to punch through trains.
02:06:10
Speaker
Alfred, um do you know anybody on... Would you happen to know anybody on the city council of Newshimmer? Wait, no. um May or may not.
02:06:22
Speaker
Yes? Who you know on the city council? I mean, i know everyone on the city council. they're the ah I'm assuming the city council is like... a I don't know and we politics. is Is the city council just like a group of like 10 people who are like... They're the people that got voted by the districts. They're the leaders of districts.
02:06:42
Speaker
Okay. So, yeah, may or may not... Like New York City, it's like... Every district elects a city council member and then the whole city elects the mayor. Okay. Yeah.
02:06:54
Speaker
They're basically the supreme... I forget what they're called. Congress, basically. Congress, but mayor size.
02:07:04
Speaker
So, he's like, yeah, yeah i I guess I could message them. I don't... You may want to message them before Silver does anything. I don't know if that's possible. I mean, i don't have any this newfangled technology you guys have.
02:07:20
Speaker
i don't I don't think I said he had it. um Hold on. yep We can send mail. Yeah, I mean, I can send some. We have her a phone number. have whose phone number?
02:07:35
Speaker
Don't we have the Amogus phone number?
02:07:39
Speaker
uh... I think so. Did we have Harize's phone number? Did she have a GPA? She might have, I just don't remember. I feel like all all the custom characters you've given GBAs.
02:07:50
Speaker
feel like I gave the major characters, like the main characters. We've made GBAs lot more common recently. Yeah, because I've been handing them out to everyone who comes to the Flameback Guild,
02:08:04
Speaker
I don't think Horezza has a GBA, I'm going to be honest. Alright, then we can just make him we can just make mail and she'll get it super quick. yes you just Just say you need mail sent or mail sentence she'll be there. That's how it always works.
02:08:18
Speaker
Yeah, we can just do like normal paliper mail service. you know i' this We could try to go zip strike a mail. I hear they're faster. More competitive.
02:08:31
Speaker
Okay. i could So Alfred pipes up. I could just go deliver some mail if you want to write something out real quick. I've got to send some things tomorrow morning anyway. Great idea.
02:08:45
Speaker
That's why the man, Alfred... So you guys are writing something to each individual council member or just what are you guys are writing? Telling them what's going on basically. That there's a um powerful maniac that tried to kill the mayor.
02:09:02
Speaker
Okay. So, you write up- Unless anyone else has anything? joltin'. Uh, yeah, do you guys have anything specific? We can keep it vague if you want.
02:09:15
Speaker
as Uh, it's, yeah, the Espeon's name is Silver. She's, uh, very unstable mental state.
02:09:26
Speaker
Okay. I don't know. I, I, I really have no idea. Basically, just tell them what happened. Okay, so I was going to say you should attach the video you took, but I forgot this is a letter.
02:09:39
Speaker
Yep, can't really do that, unfortunately. just like can you maybe Do you have like floppy disks or something? we did we um shoot we made it last Mayer we saw before this one. They had gbi they had the technology for this.
02:09:56
Speaker
Yeah, okay um, wait. the You can transmit, like, if we have, like, contacts in the news media, media maybe some tv TV station, maybe we could transmit the video to them?
02:10:08
Speaker
Uh, I can send this out to Monkey News if you need me to. Great yeah network. that That sounds perfect. Amazing. The fire guy's the best. hello Let's see. Oh, yeah, we should also probably put in the letter that the mayor is safe.
02:10:27
Speaker
That the mayor is what? Safe. Like, that Silver did not indeed kill the mayor. Also, tell them that whatever... um Also, that if Silver tries to convince them that this is the mayor, that we have video proof otherwise.
02:10:45
Speaker
Okay. Also, guys, this a great place to fix our GBAs. Oh, yeah yeah good yeah. Very true. Alright. Right. Mine is like toasted.
02:10:58
Speaker
So, alright. all right So you write out these letters and you hand them to, uh, Alfred. He's like, alright, I will get these sent, uh, first thing tomorrow morning.
02:11:10
Speaker
And, uh, What time of day is it? You may want to do it in now. It's like noon. Yeah, but that the mail should be going out still today. We we might want to get this gun. Do it quick as possible before she makes a regime.
02:11:26
Speaker
Alright, I was just in town earlier, but it's it's fine. i can If it's urgent, I can make another run. It's not that big a deal. it's i mean We're not that far from town.
02:11:39
Speaker
I just hope you don't get captured, too. i Why would I get captured? It takes Silver himself to capture this man. If Silver came up to me and tried capturing me, I'm pretty sure i would crush her like a bug.
02:11:53
Speaker
Oh, she may She has the power of a let of a god.
02:12:00
Speaker
I've got the power of anger on my side. okay hot I'm so i sorry. Silver was like Godzilla. yeah On the beach.
02:12:13
Speaker
ah Oh, yeah, yeah, because it's on the beach, yeah. yeah And Alfred Shadora. And then it's just Alfred.
02:12:25
Speaker
Yeah. an alpha oh get Smaller but stronger. Alright, if that's all, I'll i'll be off for now.
02:12:34
Speaker
Thank you. Thank you, sir. Walter's so tempted teleport back to grab that pumpkin. To grab what? the pump the the pump bo The pumpkin the Pokemon that got left.
02:12:49
Speaker
I have wanted to grab that so bad before we left and forgot. That's probably not a good idea.
02:12:58
Speaker
it could come in handy if you ever find that soul. e Okay, so with that, I think we're going to end it here because it's after 11 and my god, need to get to bed. It's midnight for me. Midnight first half of us. I know, I've been trying to end this for a minute. so and yeah That was an episode of all time, alright. That was an episode of all time. So, thank you guys for listening. i have been Dakota, your PM, your DM, your GM.
02:13:31
Speaker
And I've been Evelyn playing Hikaru. And I've been Eli playing a very perplexed Bruce.
02:13:44
Speaker
And I've been Alexander Hamilton. jake but Jake playing as Walter. I've been Alexander Hamilton playing as Jake this whole time.
02:13:56
Speaker
That's right, it's me. You didn't know I i saw you. And I'm the damn fool who shot him. Hell yeah. Bye.
02:14:07
Speaker
ye We will see you guys next time. See you guys next time. You get some late night recording energy from us. Yep. Did you just turn into an Electabuzz or was that me? All right.
02:14:24
Speaker
We should probably end it here. Yes, we'll see you guys next time. Bye!