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Speaker: Hello everyone and welcome your Path Through Time. My name is Dakota, your PM, your DM, your GM, and sitting to my left is somebody who prefers to spread jelly with a knife.
Speaker: It's me, Evelyn, and yes, that is absolutely true.
Speaker: also spread peanut butter with a knife because I don't know what you'd do instead. You're knowable saint, a human being. is Is what you're trying to say?
Speaker: Yes. We've already discussed that I spread this at the screen. have. Yeah. And sitting to my left is is somebody who just discovered 18th Sustainable Development Goal.
Speaker: Yep. Totally. It will be in my book that comes out sometime in the next 100 million years. And you won't get it out of me until then. I'm Eli.
Speaker: Well, then you'll get it out of me.
Speaker: And sitting across from me is absolutely no one. we Yeah, that's right. Somebody is missing today. Jake called out sick today. Also, the 18th rule for... What did you say? Invulnerability?
Speaker: What did you say? 18th rule for... The 18th Sustainable Development Goal. That one. If you want to be that, don't be stupid. That's that's it. Don't be stupid.
Speaker: Pretty simple. hard Yeah, we're presenting that yes it does presenting that at the... ah
Speaker: ah But yes, Jake is called has called out sick today. So we're doing another one shot with Abyss and Bree. Although we're doing it with Eli and Evelyn this time.
Speaker: So Eli is going to be playing Abyss and Evelyn, you're going to playing Bree. So, um, we don't have a recap to do this time, but it also has just come to my attention that maybe for once in my goddamn life I should read off to Patreon members.
Speaker: You know, that thing I promise to do when they pay me money? yeah, that thing. Um, okay. So, on our $5 tier, we have Crystal Briggs and Eli.
Speaker: And on our $10 tier, we've got Evelyn. And on our $20 tier, we have Jacob. Uh... So thank you to everyone for ah supporting us. We literally just used all the money to renew our Zencastr subscription, so it's very greatly appreciated.
Speaker: Really hits the... I'll say that every time, but everything you guys do for us pays for this show to continue going. So much appreciated. With that being said, i need someone to roll me a random move because I'm incapable.
Speaker: Yeah, okay. I got it.
Speaker: I've got these weird, um, they're called, like, fruit snacks. Like the, uh, Welsh's fruit snacks? No, these are lifesavers. But they're, like, full of, um, all the flavors are different. It's like, you've got lemon starfruit, mandarin orange, but he Asian pear. Are just eating candy? Fuji apple.
Speaker: Lifesavers is one as a type of candy I wouldn't consider... I guess you could consider candy a snack, I guess. But I think when everyone hears the word fruit snacks, they immediately think of like those ones you get in the bag of fruit snacks.
Speaker: Yeah, they're that they're similar. like they're They're also like gummy fruits. Yeah, but the Lifesaver gummies... Oh! Now they said it, yes. Laysavers just make gummies. I completely forgot about that.
Speaker: Eli, do you have a move for us? I do. Clangorous soul.
Speaker: What did you just say? That is... Clangorous soul. Komodo's signature move. I've never heard of this one. You're going to... link Is clangorous even a word?
Speaker: a Apparently... least clangorous the hell is that clangorous related to the continuous loud noise of something especially made of metal being hit or wrong okay oh it's it's like clang and you know the uh suffix for us which means full of so full of clanging i get it okay that is clangorous whatever you said on in Thank you, Kamau-O, for having a signature move that's nice and complicated to say.
Speaker: I legitimately forgot what you said.
Speaker: So, we are going to start with, uh, very similar to how the last one of these one-shots went, um, Abyss and Bree are at the, you guys are at the mission board.
Speaker: And, um, There is only one mission on this board. How convenient. And it is as follows. Help! Rescue mission.
Speaker: a Rescue team lost in dungeon for three days. Needs help.
Speaker: Signed, Audino.
Speaker: Another Audino? Wait, what? Another Audino? Why it the same Audino?
Speaker: guess we'll never know. This Audino is just going around finding problems, apparently, to post them on the mission board.
Speaker: that that's the i think that is this Audino's job. This Audino's job is just go around finding things that can be put on the mission board and putting them up because the people themselves can't put them on the mission board because they're stuck wherever they are.
Speaker: Wait, hold on. So, wait, that's not how a job works. This Audino is paying people to solve the problems. There's no profit in this. so Yeah. Unless it's like a non-profit organization.
Speaker: there you They're of a non-profit organization. We'll go with that. The Audino was pretty creepy last time, but we'll go with the non-profit. So, you guys have a mission to complete, and...
Speaker: um This dungeon that is indicated is I'm gonna say it's like on the edge of Gale Beach. It's not too far away, it's a good... I forgot to come up with a hint for it.
Speaker: ah It is the green forest because I have run out of creativity.
Speaker: So, you guys is are heading towards the green forest. And also, I just realize realized i said dungeon. did not have a dungeon planned for this episode. Uh, so it's not a dungeon.
Speaker: What? It is just, it is just the green forest. Just the green forest, don't go. They have, on the paper, it's scribbled out. It says, like, dungeons scribbled out. says green forest.
Speaker: It's definitely not a mistake on my part. Um... But the pay for this job is 3,000 poke.
Speaker: Not bad. That is your guys' mission. It should also be noted that c Selena is not with you guys. She is conveniently sick right now with COVID-19.
Speaker: like like you Like Eli? What's his name? Jake. You're you're Eli. i sure He just keeps coming back.
Speaker: Yeah, I know, it's a real problem. Selena is staying at the Flamebeck residence. Definitely not because I don't feel like playing Selena right now. So, oh yeah, you guys know the Green Forest as being an area on the edge of Gale Beach, basically.
Speaker: on I can't say the west side, the west side is the ocean. So it's on the east side of Gale Beach. Is there anything you guys want to do before heading in that direction? I think? Hmm, okay.
Speaker: but Let's go over the items we have. Yeah.
Speaker: What items would you guys have, actually? Yeah. um'm By the way, I have a quantity field added to my sheet. So I have an apple, I have seven gravel rocks, an orange berry, and a citrus berry.
Speaker: And I've got a test item for some reason. I'm not sure what that but we'll find out what that does eventually. This is one of the broken builds of the character sheet that we that we're using right now.
Speaker: So I think I left this in here for when I was doing debugging on the character sheet system. Because you I just looked at it as well. There's just a test item in here. That's really funny.
Speaker: I think what we have here is Abyss has a test item in his bag. Bree does not. Yeah, I didn't add it from the screenshot.
Speaker: Okay. I think we also have identical movesets. You guys did. It's almost like a copy and pasted you guys. The same characters. You're both playing Umbreon. Okay.
Speaker: Okay. So, yeah, those are the items you guys have at the moment. You guys only have one of each, right? I didn't give you, like, a million of them. Okay.
Speaker: Okay. Yeah. think seven gravel rocks sounds like a decent number. Well, my character she did doesn't have a quantity because this build isn't complete, Yeah. a We'll go with seven. That's a fine number. Okay.
Speaker: So... Right. Is there anything you guys want to do before heading out? You guys have your mission for the day.
Speaker: i think we're good. um I feel good, too. Okay. So you you guys start walking towards the eastern side of Gale Beach. has passed You guys pass through the downtown, pass by your old school and Sammy's Pizzeria and stuff.
Speaker: Didn't we start at the Flameback residence, though? Yep, and I don't know what part of the city that's in, so I'm just saying you're passing by some random places. I would say, i thought that was in the east, because we would, i think, the downtown is to the west of it, towards the beach.
Speaker: You know, at this point, we should make, like, a map for Gale Beach or something, because I've kind of just been... I've just been throwing locations randomly out there in Gale Beach that have already been established, but I remember at the very beginning of the series, we completely established the times it took for people to walk to and from school, which is not something I do anymore.
Speaker: Yeah, we did. so Yes, a lot has changed in my in the way I DM things from then to now. I'm not doing that anymore. Okay, about an hour passes and you guys get to the point where a lot of the houses start to sit out.
Speaker: And would you look at that, there's a ah green forest in front of you. There's a nice path there. Like a little dirt path, you know, it's a pretty nice forest.
Speaker: um green Green forest? Could it maybe be called a Viridian forest? god Wait, I didn't even think about that when I named it Green Forest. That's actually funny. What about Verdigris Forest?
Speaker: It's the Viridian Forest. So, um I need one of you yeah i knew both of you guys to roll Perception, actually. which is you Wait a second.
Speaker: What is our Beauty? Plus two. Sixteen. Sixteen. Have look.
Speaker: 21. 21? Jesus. Okay. So, you guys noticed something you guys have not seen on this path before. You guys may or may not have been.
Speaker: Actually, no. going to say you guys have not been this way because this is a miss and breed. You guys are from Hawkeye. So, um you guys have never been this way, but you guys notice as you're walking down this path for a while, ah there's a tombstone on the side of the um the side of the road.
Speaker: And it's got some old engravings on it.
Speaker: Would you look at that? It's tombstone. Yeah, i wonder what these engravings are. Let's take a look. So, yeah ah as you get closer, you you see there is a single sentence inscribed on this tombstone.
Speaker: It says, Speak of the word, return to me. Speak not of the word, go to there.
Speaker: ah so Yeah. Ahead you guys, you guys see a fork in the path.
Speaker: Okay. Sounds like we should maybe go to the fork and then say
Speaker: what? It said speak of the word return to me.
Speaker: Uh, yeah, so you so you get to the fork in the road, and yeah, it's a fork. Yeah, so what happens if we just say, return to me?
Speaker: Nothing happens. Nothing. Should we go left or right?
Speaker: There is no left or right. You said it's a fork. Yeah, it's a fork. oh Wait, like a fork? fork like a Great.
Speaker: So we have a fork now. I'm going to add that to my inventory. You guys have the fork of stabbing. It is a fork that does one d ten damage. Melee.
Speaker: o fuck What if we throw does it? have It'll be gone. Away from you. Does it have four pines like a standard fork?
Speaker: Yes, it is a standard fork. You would find it like a cafeteria or something. Okay. It is the fork of stabbing or the fork in the road, if you will.
Speaker: And as you guys say that, but you you guys also notice that you guys are back standing in front of the tombstone. You guys didn't walk there, but Yeah, you guys are just in front of the tombstone again. Huh.
Speaker: Hmm. Speak of the word. Return to me. Speak not of the word. Go to there.
Speaker: So...
Speaker: Hath we spake of the word?
Speaker: you get no response the tombstone is dead as all tombstones should be all right think we should throw a shadow ball at this tombstone see if that brings it back to life go ahead and roll damage if you're actually doing that okay okay okay
Speaker: You know, just the ghost type move thing is dead. Maybe it with ghost move. It's super effective. Yes, the tombstone is ghost type. meant that in the figurative sense. What if the word is fork?
Speaker: What if the word is fork?
Speaker: It could be, but feel like we might want to try to find something more than just a fork in the road.
Speaker: Maybe like and a diversion of paths, perhaps? It would be nice to find a diversion of paths if if if that's how you wish to put it.
Speaker: but That is indeed how I wish to put it. Okay. So you guys are going back down the path? Yeah. Yeah. Okay, so you guys walk down the path and after a while you guys come to a diversion in the path as it were.
Speaker: There is a left and a right you guys can go. Oh, okay. That was not another play on words. I was going to say. It is a diversion in the path. yeah there is ah There is a group of random Pokemon here in the path as a diversion.
Speaker: And so you look to the left and the right and all you see is a tombstone in front of you.
Speaker: Is it another tombstone? No, it's the same tombstone. You guys are back in the tombstone.
Speaker: Wait, so we just went left. So there's a path that goes left and right. Is the tombstone on the side of the road? but yes it It is on the side of the road, but you guys did not choose left or right.
Speaker: So we just went back, wait. It's like we just went, we just like watched down the road and then our like, and then like our view, our reference frame just got like rotated 90 degrees and we're back to in front of the tombstone.
Speaker: Are we sure this is the same tombstone?
Speaker: Wanna investigate?
Speaker: You guys can do investigation if you wish. Okay. Yeah. 17 flat. I'll take 17.
Speaker: ah You guys look behind you and you recognize the way you guys came from from before the tombstone. This is the same path you guys were on. This is the same tombstone. Okay. Something funny is going on in this forest.
Speaker: Do we remember the anomaly from last time? Uh, no, you guys, Abyss and Bree were not there. What? No. I mean, last time Abyss and Bree had their thing. Oh, the, uh, the Voyage shenanigans. Yes. Uh, yeah, yeah, because I'm going to say this is like, i don't know, the day after or something like that.
Speaker: I don't know. Um, so unless you've got some serious memory loss, I'm going to say yes. Yeah, so can I roll Arcana then, I guess, to see if I join to figure out any... ah Sure.
Speaker: ah go ahead and roll Arcana, and I'll let you know what kind of magic-y stuff you see. Alright, that's a 16. 16. There is some strange chaos energy permeating throughout this forest.
Speaker: Can I tell where it's coming from? It is coming from down the path.
Speaker: Okay. Well, we... I'm feeling some very, very strong chaos energy from down the path. You could say there's a disturbance in the force.
Speaker: Yeah, so I think we should try to see if we can find it, and then maybe we can break this loop.
Speaker: What you think? So you guys head down the path? How are going to find it? we just head that We just headed down the path, and we ended up back here.
Speaker: I feel like maybe we should go... I feel like we we should go in the direction of the tombstone. like yeah You guys are already at the tombstone. What do you mean?
Speaker: No, I mean like the way it it like it's in front of us. We just keep going in this direction. We go forward. Yeah, that is the direction you get the path is going. Wait, I thought you said it was on the side of the road.
Speaker: It is on the side. Oh, you mean you want to go into the forest? Perpendicular to the path. Sure. You want to go off the beaten path? Yeah. Okay. Yeah, so you guys start trudging through the forest.
Speaker: Nothing really pops up. You're just kind of off off trail hiking through the forest. us Nothing immediate catches your attention after like a good 30 minutes of walking.
Speaker: Okay. Can I tell where the chaos energy is from this new location? like kind is weaker than it was before.
Speaker: Okay, but...
Speaker: Can I get a direction? Or is it just back the way we came? Or is it like... is back the way we I can't like triangulate to a like go diagonal, not on the path to where it was.
Speaker: i Uh, sure. You remember the the general direction in which the path was going towards. If you head to where you think the path would end, that's pretty much where it would be concentrated the most.
Speaker: Okay. So yeah, I think it feels... The energy feels weaker now. I can still kind of sense where it is stronger though. So I think we should try maybe going not on the path but going towards that now.
Speaker: You guys are now standing in front of the tombstone.
Speaker: We didn't even walk back, did we? Nope. You guys just teleported right back to the tombstone. ah
Speaker: We're like teleporting. What teleported us? How do we get here?
Speaker: There must be another time-space anomaly nearby somewhere. Another time-space anomaly?
Speaker: Like...
Speaker: Like the weird thing that we fought last time. Yeah. So, hmm, what if... We can't even... we We haven't even seen it yet, so where... it's If it's not... ah I suppose we walked toward it, but we didn't... But we just ended up back at the tombstone. We went we went to the left, like, in the direction of the tombstone, we came back.
Speaker: We got warped back. You just set teleported back. Yeah. I think we should... follow this path silently because it seems like every time we talk about a certain thing we end up back here.
Speaker: So what happens if we just go silently down this path?
Speaker: So, you start walking down the path silently, and once again, you guys come to the diversion in the road, and there is a left and a right you can take. slowly, tentatively lifts up her paw and points in the direction rightward.
Speaker: Okay, you guys are going to the right. house yes a this, like, does the Umbreon equivalent of a shrug and, like, gestures. Sure, let's go. Okay.
Speaker: You start heading down the right path. And after some time, ah you come to another diversion of path, but it it it's a conversion in the path.
Speaker: It was clear that the left and the right path eventually converged into the same area anyway. So you guys are back on a singular track. And continuing down the road, um you guys come to a three-way track in the path.
Speaker: Hmm. Hmm.
Speaker: points in the left.
Speaker: We got a different snap. Which way are you guys going? Do we want to go left or straight, I guess is the question. we roll off?
Speaker: We all just, uh, we're all, like, negotiating this question without talking. Yeah, we we start going rock, paper, scissors.
Speaker: But we're just going to do roll-off instead. In Univ- Yeah, let's do a roll-off. Yeah, do a roll-off. Yeah, d20, whatever, I don't care. did I got 17. Two. Okay. Abyss wins, go straight.
Speaker: two okay ah this wins we go straight Okay, you guys go straight down the path and take some time, go down the path, and eventually you guys come to another clearing where you see a Bulbasaur, Charmander, and a Squirtle tied up um to 30 posts.
Speaker: And standing in front of all of them is three.
Speaker: Huh? hu
Speaker: You see a copy of yourself.
Speaker: Strange. Who? What? ah We don't have any... And what are those Pokemon doing?
Speaker: Why are they tied The ah the other Bree turns to you guys and says, You guys are not supposed to be here. And she gets all angry looking.
Speaker: You need to leave. And it is at this point is that she is going to jump on top of the real Bree. And you guys are going to get into a bit of a tussle.
Speaker: And this is going to start the battle.
Speaker: Okay. So, eventually the two of them separate. And... ah We need to do initiative. so ah So wait, I just rolled a d twenty not knowing your speed.
Speaker: ah Okay, that one. We need to roll a d12. well All right.
Speaker: Well,
Speaker: I got a four. Okay. Somewhat rolled a seven. Okay, at four and seven. An 11 beats my 10. So, you guys will go first.
Speaker: And... Alright, so... Alright, so that means it is going to be Eli and then Evelyn. In that order.
Speaker: ah So... Wait, what? So... No, sorry, I mean, it's going to be the group of you two, then the oh yeah the fake Umbreon.
Speaker: Okay. So, I think Abyss is actually just going to... Because you you said that the Kanto starter squad was tied up to post? Yes.
Speaker: They're all tied up. They're incapacitated. Bruce is going to try to use Bite to cut through the ropes of the Charmander.
Speaker: Okay, go ahead and roll a damage. I'm going to give these ropes health because I was not actually anticipating other people joining the fight.
Speaker: So... Okay. I'm to say they're really thick ropes, so they've got an HP of 30. Yeah, jeez. Okay. 2d6 plus 8.
Speaker: I also don't have character suits for these guys, so I don't want them to join the fight.
Speaker: Yeah. I decided since I don't know which Brie is the real Brie, I'm going to just go for Chaos and bring these other people into this battle Because our main job here is to rescue them anyways.
Speaker: Okay. So you're going for the ropes. Yeah. So I got a 4 and 5. it'll be 9 plus 8 will be 17 plus another 8 is 25.
Speaker: Okay. okay And which one are you chewing on? The Charmander. Okay. You said 25? good I'm trying to give this rip more health.
Speaker: I've got it written down as Char, Squirt, and Bulb.
Speaker: Okay. So, Charmander starts to try and wiggle free as he sees you're breaking down the ropes. He's like, ah, jeez, thanks, man. I think I get it just a little bit more, just a little bit longer. And... Alright, it is at this that um Oh wait, no.
Speaker: ah Brie has to go first. Fuck. Okay, Evelyn, you're up. So, Brie is going to use Dark Pulse on the other Brie.
Speaker: Okay. So, go ahead and roll Dark Pulse. Accuracy. Yes.
Speaker: Eight, that'll hit. Okay. And that Damage dice is 10. Let's see.
Speaker: That's 20. Plus, please... Special attack is 30. cut thirty
Speaker: You said 30? That's 20 plus special attack, which is 30. Jesus Christ, I severely did not level this right. ah The three goes down. No, no. No, no, you have to subtract special defense.
Speaker: Oh, special defense. Right, right, right, right. ah Is it not dark and dark? Yeah, dark is not very effective against dark. We have moves to hit this Umbreon neutrally.
Speaker: Okay, so that's fifty so that's minus 10, so 15 divided by 2 is 7. It's ramping down. yeah what It should be... Because you all are dark type.
Speaker: No, I think the dark is normal, I guess. I almost thought it was... No, no, you're right. Okay, so it's half? Yes. Yes. Okay, so it was 25 minus special defense divided by 2, correct? It should be 30. No, no, no. It was 30 minus special defense.
Speaker: Oh, 30 minus special defense, which is okay. And then divided by 2 is 10, so... Okay. Gotcha. So, um... Alright, it is now the fake Umbreon's turn. and It is going to go for a... Toxic on... Abyss.
Speaker: Abyss. So that is What is that actually? Eight. That is a d12.
Speaker: It's dark in here, okay? A three. It misses. So... Yeah. ah So that is going to completely miss. By any chance, and eat through it the rest of the life? You know what? Let me roll luck roll. Nope. It got less than a ten.
Speaker: It got a nine. so Out of 50-50 lock roll. Yeah, it flew way overhead and just completely missed. Purple bubbles fly way overhead. It is now back to Abyss's turn.
Speaker: Alright. Uh... Abyss is going to ask the Charmeleon if it can like wiggle enough to like get its claws to make maybe use a scratch on the rope so he can start helping another one of the others.
Speaker: Well, he yeah he's not out yet. He's got 5 HP left on his rope. Yeah, but is the rope loose enough that he can like get a claw situated right? No.
Speaker: He cannot get out yet until the rope is destroyed. all Alright, fine. yeah I'll just keep biting on this rope then. Okay. I'll bite the rest of the layout for this Charmeleon. I don't think you're going to need to roll damage because I think the minimum damage is still enough to get through the rope.
Speaker: Yeah. so So I'm just going to say you use Bite and it is going to free the Charmander. Yeah. so For the audience, I got a 6 and 1 on my rolls, just in case anybody ever wants to keep track of rolls or anything.
Speaker: I don't have a character sheet for any of these guys, so I'm simply just going to...
Speaker: Uh, free don't know free bulbous. Fuck. What would a tournament have? Ember. see what Ember does. Okay. So, ah the next time Yorgaz's turn comes around, the Charmator will be added to your queue.
Speaker: So, um, okay. It is now Bree's turn. It is Bree's turn. Okay. So, Bree is going to use... Let's go for fight.
Speaker: And...
Speaker: thirteen 13, that'll hit. Okay, and that's not enough to flinch, so... right? by Oh, it has to be a d20. Do I need to roll d20 again for effect roll?
Speaker: I think that is how it is. Also, the effect roll isn't listed here. God, Scarlet to See just broke it. It's listed here. I've got 15. effect roll is 15 for... Okay, my character sheet is broken. i need a copy of one of your guys so I can actually make bunch of character sheet again.
Speaker: oh Okay. So that will cause it to flinch. Okay. Yeah, so that means that see you you bit the other Brace and that hit.
Speaker: So, how much damage did you do? Let's see. 6 plus 8 is 14. Plus Breeze Attack, which is 8, so 22. Minus the other opponent's defense.
Speaker: Physical defense? Okay. Divided 2. Down to down is 5.
Speaker: Gotcha. Okay, so it's going to go run right back around to Abyss, right? Yeah. So Abyss is going to ask the Charmander, hey, Do you know any, like, fire-type moves or anything that you could use to go burn the ropes of your Squirtle pail there?
Speaker: Because that'll be less dangerous than burning through ropes of a grass-type. Okay, so he the, The Atermander is like, Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, I can do that, I can do that.
Speaker: And he, like, runs up to the Squirtle's ropes, who's... Oh, the Squirtle's still squirreling around, and he's gonna try and use Ember. Which is
Speaker: Uh, 1d8 plus 6.
Speaker: Where's my d8? Give me my d8. That's a d4. There's my d8. I'm gonna dig it out of my case. It is a 1 plus 6 is 7. But because it's a fire on a rope, I'm gonna say it's super effective. So, 14 damage.
Speaker: Don't forget to add a special attack.
Speaker: I don't have a character sheet for it right now. Pick a random number for special attack. Okay, plus another d8 is 6. six Wonderful. We'll go with it.
Speaker: This is scuffed. So, it did 20 damage to the rope. Wait, that 6 has doubled again. that should be 4. or Okay.
Speaker: It did, yeah. Okay. The rope has four health left. I can do math. Okay. It's going to loop around to Abyss's turn now. Yeah. Okay.
Speaker: Abyss is going to... I'm going to... Does Abyss know which Bree which yet?
Speaker: You can take your wildest guess. Alright. If he doesn't know, he's gonna start helping the Bulbasaur. Okay. So, yep, go ahead roll damage on the Bulbasaur then.
Speaker: Yeah.
Speaker: Double threes. That'll be, what, six plus eight, 14. Same miss Evelyn, 22. 22? Yeah. Okay.
Speaker: but need to yeah okay Okay, wait. What have you been using on this? You've been using Bite? Yeah. Oh, wait. Sorry, I forgot. You're not the Bruce.
Speaker: Okay, so 22. Got it. Okay, it has 8 health left on that rope. And it is now to Bree's turn. Okay. um just saying I don't think Bree has been hit yet.
Speaker: Nope. no So, go ahead and do what you need to do. Yeah, but whichever Bree is not Bree has not landed an attack yet.
Speaker: No. Which is part of the reason why Abyss doesn't know which Bree is which. Okay, so go ahead and take a turn. It's almost like they know each other too well.
Speaker: Okay, so are you doing? I'm gonna use Toxic. Okay, Toxic. Gotcha. Okay, go ahead and roll accuracy for that. That is an accuracy of eight.
Speaker: Ooh, think that was a nine, so that'll hit. Okay, that'll hit. Okay, so you hit the fake Bree with a toxic. and it's like ah quit that hey that's sticky and she's like covered in purple goo and how does uh badly poison work let's see be i don't have a i don't even have a definitions page on this thing cut roll oh wait there it is big damage equal to result times turn since being poisoned oh i see okay gotcha
Speaker: so that'll- Turn one, it's times one. Turn two, it's D4 times two, etc. Gotcha. Man, that'll light up. Okay, so it is now the other Bree's turn, and it is going to go for Toxic as well on the real Bree.
Speaker: So- It's also gonna do the same thing. It got a natural 20. How does that that work? Whoa. Nat 20? Hold on. What is the effect rule for Toxic? 17 or higher?
Speaker: No, it just always hit. it just It just only has an effect. Yeah, that's I saw. it But it says the effect rule. 17 or higher. No, you're thinking yeah I think you're thinking of Shadow Ball or Dark Balls.
Speaker: I'll show you guys after this, but yeah, that's not supposed to be there. Um... Oh, because these aren't... Oh, it's because these aren't updating. Never mind. It's my broken character sheet.
Speaker: So, um... Okay, so... The real brain is... ah It now has toxic on him. And... It's now also badly poisoned.
Speaker: Yes, so next turn you'll start taking poison. then And... Fake bridge is going to take... It's going to start taking toxic damage. Okay, it's gonna take three points of damage.
Speaker: Okay. Alright, it is gonna loop around back to Eli. Alright. ah
Speaker: What so okay. He just watched both Umbreon's toxic each other. Pretty much. um
Speaker: And if he asks which one went first, they're just both gonna say that the real one went first. Which doesn't help any, so he's just gonna keep gnawing on through this rope here.
Speaker: Free this Bulbasaur. okay gotcha the Bulbasaur is free because once again the minimum damage will free it so the Bulbasaur is free and the Charmander goes to free the Squirtle and it is also free so uh
Speaker: okay okay so okay so now it is ah Okay, so now it is Bree's turn.
Speaker: So go ahead and take your turn. should So did Bree already take her toxic damage? ah You should take it at the beginning of your turn. The ah fake Bree did. Okay.
Speaker: That would be three. Okay. They both took three damage to their first turn of toxic. Apparently so. Huh. Okay. gonna go for another Dark Pulse.
Speaker: Okay. Gotcha. Alright, go ahead and roll hit. Yep, that'll definitely have
Speaker: hit. Dark Pulse also has flinch chance. Yes. Yeah, it does.
Speaker: Whoa, I just got two 7s. Oh, hell yeah. Lucky.
Speaker: Yeah, super lucky. um We got super luck here. ah No, that's Blair's thing.
Speaker: ah hey Well, I rolled 2d8 plus 10, and I got two 7s. So 7 plus 7 plus 10. 24 damage. 24 divided by minus special or physical?
Speaker: Oh, this is special, and I have to add special attackers, so plus 10, 34. Jesus, 34. Okay, the fake Bree goes down.
Speaker: Perfect timing. So what are you guys going to do now? Ask the rescue team here what happened and what they're doing out here.
Speaker: So the three rescue people go up to you and they're like, I'm gonna say the Tormander's the leader. goes to you he's like, we were out here trying to find some kind of like gem that somebody had lost and we came out to the forest where they had lost it and well, we never actually found it, but we found this stupid, I don't know who the hell they are, probably some criminal.
Speaker: So it's probably best if we take them in Probably a good plan. Yeah, the real Bri nods. The real Bri nods. If you're a rescue team, don't you have badges that you can badge with? Oh, yeah, yeah, right.
Speaker: Oh, yeah, duh. They all pull out their rescue badges, like, you know what? Yeah, here. and they zap away back to Gale Beach, leaving just you and Bri alone. Oh, they all left.
Speaker: They all left. Oh, okay. Well, I guess that's mission complete, then. Yep. Now you guys just have to go back to town. Yeah, let's go back to town.
Speaker: Sounds good. I guess we go back the way we came. Okay, so are you guys gonna head back then? Yeah. Okay. So you guys start walking back towards the original path you came from. ah Yeah, you guys basically find your way back to Gale Beach.
Speaker: and uh yeah all right so you guys get back to the flameback residence and that is where we're to end this episode i have been dakota your pm your dm your gm i've been evelyn playing brie yeah that's right i'm playing brie yep and i've been eli playing abyss this time
Speaker: Oh, wait. honestll wait ah wait I was waiting for Jake to say something.
Speaker: you Did you say your bit, Evelyn? I did. arc Just waiting for you to sign us out. And already said I'm Dakota. We will see you guys next time.
Speaker: Goodbye. In case you couldn't tell, we're very professional. Hello and welcome to the end section. um I do want to apologize for the recording quality. there's I'm in the middle of moving at the moment and the microphone is right next to my computer and I can't really get it the background noise to go away so there's a bit of noise in the background of these post-recorded things. so Uh, sorry about that. Um, once I move, hopefully should fix itself, but for now, I can't really do much about it.
Speaker: So, uh, for now, let us thank the music producers for this episode. We have Apple Woods, The Bitter Cold, Fight with Evelta and Others, A Trio of Sacred Legends, Crystal Cave, On the Beach at Dusk, and PokeMart.
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