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Arc 4 - Episode 2 - New Shimer City!
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The Rift Riders make their way to New Shimmer City, making a couple stops along the way.
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Evelyn as Hikaru the Pikachu
Eli as Bruce the Cyndaquil
Jake as Walter the Riolu
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Transcript
Introduction and Fashion Debate
00:00:11
Speaker
Hello everyone and welcome to Path Through My name is Dakota, your PM, your DM, your GM. And sitting to my left is somebody who prefers to wear blander clothes so they don't stand out.
00:00:24
Speaker
Mm-hmm.
00:00:27
Speaker
Ah, sorry guys. Yeah.
Sound Philosophy and Interruptions
00:00:30
Speaker
Uh, it's me, Evelyn. Um, I'm currently wearing completely, completely transparent clothes.
00:00:40
Speaker
Um, still... That's not bland. That's not good. That's gonna draw a lot of attention. I think that viewers bot's just raised.
00:00:52
Speaker
Wait, wait, wait. That's a debate. Are clear clothes bland or not bland? Because clear is zero color. They're not bland because they bring attention.
00:01:03
Speaker
Well, no, and no, You're thinking of what's underneath the clothes. The clothes themselves are as bland as they could possibly be. There's zero color to them. How more bland can you get them? This is the Zawada conversation. but not starting this.
00:01:17
Speaker
At the end of it, I know going to mad at you, Dakota. You
Chaotic Recap and Kidnapping
00:01:20
Speaker
always are. And continue. And sitting to my left is someone who... Um...
00:01:33
Speaker
Just heard the highest pitch sound ever made. Yep. um that Definitely heard it and didn't just sort of like feel it in my eardrums because highest pitch sound ever made is not really hearable by humans.
00:01:52
Speaker
But, you know, I'm just built different. So I did hear it it Hold on. i would I would not like to repeat it for you guys because it was not a pleasant sound.
00:02:02
Speaker
But I'm Eli.
00:02:07
Speaker
And... Okay. Can we just reset? This is a very bad intro so far. I was like, maybe I shouldn't interrupt him. but Because i have we had that very long discussion at first and Dakota... You interrupted one too many times, Dakota.
00:02:25
Speaker
I interrupt too much, I know. But I do have an a question. What is the highest the highest pitched sound? Because at what point does sound to become something else?
00:02:36
Speaker
is What is sound but just a frequency? So at what point does sound become, not sound? Dakota. yeah I heard that it was like... my god honestly i heard that it was like um medical ultrasound machines can do like 1 megahertz sound waves.
00:02:51
Speaker
Oh, you heard this, did you? but no No, I didn't hear it. i read it on, I think, Wikipedia or something. You read sound.
00:03:04
Speaker
i'm just going to turn every single discussion point into his most philosophical shit. so You know what? Put that a poll. You know what? it in a poll. It's translucent clothes. i don't Nope.
00:03:16
Speaker
I don't know if that'll be allowed in our guidelines. and So I'm Eli. I play Bruce. And sitting across from me someone... Oh no, we're resetting this intro.
00:03:28
Speaker
No, no, no, We are keeping this. Everyone loves our chaotic intros. Shush. Who just played a concert on their electric guitar this afternoon.
00:03:41
Speaker
Who am I? I can't. i I hung it up. I'm sorry. I failed. I fell off the stage. I fell off. After i I can't play anymore. i fell off after I fell off the stage.
00:03:54
Speaker
and then Were you at Coachella? Who is Coachella? sir
Journey to Shivertree City Plan
00:04:01
Speaker
He's saying. I didn't realize it was happening this time of year, but that's about all I know about it.
00:04:09
Speaker
Ah, yeah. Yeah, it looks like the cleanest place on Earth.
00:04:17
Speaker
And history recap. Oh, I'm Jake! Yay! Here! Can you tell we're rusty and you can't keep a professional face and do one good intro?
00:04:30
Speaker
When was the last time we recorded? It's been like a good three or four weeks at this point. A month? Something like that? Yeah. And the time before that, it was like over a month. We've done of... done our Route 1 podcast intros, not this.
00:04:46
Speaker
I like it when our Oops, I pulled out a D20. I need a I like it when our intros are chaotic. All right. Everyone... Wait. No, this is episode two. Yeah. We do do a history recap. Yeah, we can do recaps. Everyone, pull out your D4s. For the first time in like three months, let's do a recap. Did you miss us? Did you miss us, people? know I missed you.
00:05:14
Speaker
got two. I got two. Evelyn? Uh... i got
00:05:27
Speaker
Oh. Everyone thinks so, so she's supposed to find a D4. You lied. Did you roll yours? Yeah, I got a 1. Alright, 2 or 2, I know. 1.
00:05:41
Speaker
Dakota, it seems like you're doing it. Uno. Oh, you got a 1? Yeah, i got a 4, so I guess I'm doing it. yeah Yes! We're bringing it back. We're bringing the trend back. So the funny thing is, i literally just recorded this episode.
00:05:59
Speaker
Recorded? Not recorded, edited. i he did it all by himself, guys. You didn't know? We're all part of his personalities. he's He's Jeff Dunham. He's got multiple voices.
00:06:09
Speaker
Oh my god. Imagine that as a podcast. it's just a bunch It's just one person with a multiple personality disorder. Jeff Dunham with his little Muppets, basically. you talking to each other.
00:06:22
Speaker
So, it was just a couple hours ago that I edited episode 1 and released it, and here I am, not able to remember what happened. So, fuck.
00:06:33
Speaker
guys dar You guys just zapped the back... no, that was the last one. Where did you guys leave off? You guys already zapped it back, you guys talked to... Yeah. Did we start Arc 4 off with you guys zapping back?
00:06:49
Speaker
We need help. I remember parts of the episode. I just need remember where we started. I don't remember where the episode started. We started taking the Garchomp back to the place.
00:07:01
Speaker
We found okay that Miss Limbat got kidnapped and we saw the video. okay And last episode was basically us looking around the house. Yeah, so you guys looked around the house after talking to Bob de Garchomp. Bob de Garchomp told you guys about the device.
00:07:21
Speaker
The device is a magic item. Well, it's a technological miracle that can pinpoint items that have aura. You can fine-tune it to what you want to find, and it will tell you how far away it is and in what direction it is.
00:07:38
Speaker
However, the ah Silver who is trying to, who has made the device, has no way to fine tune it. And thus needs a technological genius, Ms. Flameback, in order to help her tune it.
00:07:53
Speaker
So that is why Ms. Flameback was kidnapped. And you guys, um, after that revelation from Bob, you guys went around the house and you guys looked for the remaining members of Project Flameback and you found them tied up in a closet.
00:08:11
Speaker
Broke a few doors. Yes, you may have turned one into a shuriken and chucked a door into a wall, but that's besides the point. You found, uh, everyone else. I'm not gonna start listing names. Um...
00:08:30
Speaker
and you i think it was after you talked to bunch of people you got a few different directions you can go in one direction you guys could have gone in is you could have investigated where brie went because brie is missing and did reveal everything about the zoroark correct yes i yeah because i think i said i think we agree that we were just gonna let selena and abyss handle getting breathed I was getting to that. i was getting to that. yeahp So you guys have multiple paths you guys could have taken. You could have gone and looked for Bree. you guys could have gone and looked for
00:09:09
Speaker
for oh What was the town name? Not... Shivertree City. Shivertree City. You guys have to find the Shiver... You guys have to find Shivertree City, which supposedly is the headquarters of the Silver Cult.
00:09:24
Speaker
Or at least we're Silverstaying or whatever. You know, Bob says that where all of the lackeys go is always west. So you guys are going to try and head west into the... Well, you guys going to have to head north and then west into the Lux region.
00:09:38
Speaker
And your Veronica, Walter's mother, suggested you guys go to new Shimmer City, I think. And because it's a port town... And a lot of people ah spread news and gossip stuff there. So that's a good hub of information.
00:09:54
Speaker
So that is the other route you guys could have taken. You guys assigned Abyss and Bree to go look... No, I already state that. You guys assigned Selina and Abyss to go look for Bree. It'd be really weird if Bree was looking for Bree. But that's just me. When look at you, you look at me.
00:10:17
Speaker
It's a duke but smart. I found my new best friend and it's me. You guys sent the two dogs out to search for Bree. What's dog?
00:10:31
Speaker
Great question.
Food Contamination and Caffeine Philosophy
00:10:32
Speaker
and And you guys have decided to go up north and then to the west to check out New Shimmer City.
00:10:45
Speaker
You guys have also been given a side quest, if I didn't push it hard enough at the end of the last episode, to find some glasses for Blair so she can research... What was she gonna research?
00:10:58
Speaker
was gonna research something. don't know, DM man, what did she need to research? That's a great question. She wanted to research something. I don't remember. appreciate she was looking for the city. you She was going to research for the city and with her glasses, but she couldn't. No, because you guys know where the city is.
00:11:16
Speaker
do we yeah do wasn't it not on maps and she was gonna study more maps to try to find where this shiver tree city is not on a map so you guys have to or blair is willing to do some research for you guys if you guys can replace her glasses uh i believe We have erotica or somebody somebody mentioned that, oh, there's a lens shop up in New Shimmer City. What a coincidence.
00:11:46
Speaker
That's some awfully convenient storytelling. You know what's more convenient? get Somehow they made the whole machine before getting an expert scientist to fine tune it.
00:11:58
Speaker
damn yeah that's one i know but so you guys are now going to head to new shimmer city and with that do you guys have anything else to add yeah and i think there was also i think there was we had we had like a reason to go to the ice world too didn't we did we were we just going there because it's called shimmer city or shiver city and you think ice has something that's shivering Yeah, we have a feeling that Shiversree City is potentially somewhere in Ice World because, you know. Shivering No.
00:12:35
Speaker
I feel like I should say this, because this is more relevant to Not-A-Scratch than PTT, but if you don't know what the Ice World is, go on the Not-A-Scratch website and look up a map of the Outcast region, because all of the regions there are listed, and if you look far to the west, there's a big ton of white icy area, and we just call that the Ice World.
00:12:56
Speaker
That's what Not-A-Scratch called it, so. Ice Pokemon are just dominating the world there. So... If you're curious about the world map and everything, the whole world is based on that map. So Deluxe Region, New Shimmer City, these are canon places. I do invent new cities for minor towns and stuff, but the big major cities like Thunder Tree City or New Shimmer City or Valkenburg or Gale Beach, those are actual canon places in the Not-A-Scratch universe. So...
00:13:20
Speaker
Go check out the map if you're not sure where these places are, and that should help you. so yeah I do have a quick question. When we get the glasses in New Shimmer City, are we able to just like zap the glasses back to base so that we don't actually have to go back to base ourselves?
00:13:40
Speaker
Yeah, you should be- ah Well, you can just go back to base, deliver them, and zap back. you have a one-hour grace period, you can just zap back to your previous location. That's true. Okay. Right, forgot about that.
00:13:51
Speaker
Yeah. Okay. Every time we teleport, I just get the bridge Goku just pop noise.
00:13:58
Speaker
Yes. I like that. Okay. So, Jake, do you have
Travel Plans and Past Reflections
00:14:06
Speaker
random move for us? Yes, let us... Dog?
00:14:11
Speaker
I'm sorry, my dog is like completely just started licking my hand of Alright, we got it. Let us dog on No, kidding. What actual move do you have? You know what? I'm just gonna make these dog games.
00:14:22
Speaker
Let's fire Fang in. Fire Fang! Let us fire Fang on in. She bit you? Why'd she bite you? She's a baby dog. She bites. Okay, fair enough. Let us fire Fang on in.
00:14:40
Speaker
So guys are in... I think you guys actually ended in the bedroom still with all the other members. So all of the other members of Project Flameback, Sans, Miss Flameback is ah in the room with you guys and you guys have been sent to go to New Shimmer City.
00:15:00
Speaker
Take it away. I thought we were leaving because I thought we had already sent Abyss and Selina off.
00:15:12
Speaker
gotta remember, we recorded this like a month ago. had just... listen so like It's like animes. They'll start being on a trail and then next episode they're still in a building and then they leave again.
00:15:24
Speaker
yeah So, wherever you guys want to start. Yeah, so Abyss and Selina are off doing their thing searching for Brie. or We're leaving, heading to New Shimmer City?
00:15:38
Speaker
Yes. Question mark? We're on the road again.
00:15:46
Speaker
We're on the road to Viridian City. Viridian City!
00:15:53
Speaker
Oh, jeez. I was hominette, but didn't want to sing it. if I'll sing it for you. Don't worry. So... Out of character.
00:16:05
Speaker
Out of character. We love being out of character. um okay
00:16:12
Speaker
My brain is on vacation right now. um
00:16:21
Speaker
So we're just walking, right? You guys can walk, you guys can take the train again. How expensive is this train ride going to be?
00:16:36
Speaker
We should take the train ride to New Shimmer City. <unk> has gar Yeah, I guess taste for trains. After the whole incident with the the whole time rift popping in and popping back out.
00:16:54
Speaker
Guys, I think um I think they said that ah I think they said that Shiver Tree City might be in the ice world. That's um and that's in the West, right?
00:17:08
Speaker
I'll be honest. most of the time I was trying to block out my mom, so i might have blocked out some of you guys. Did you say new Shimmer City or Shiver Tree? Shiver Tree. i don't know. That's the whole point. You guys are trying to find it. Why would I tell you?
00:17:22
Speaker
yeah i thought you at first i thought you were asking where new shiver city was because you guys do know what that is well we had our yeah with us that probably would know the ice type region
00:17:34
Speaker
um well too bad the only ice type we know has not been here very helpful for long
00:17:45
Speaker
The ice type we go is not sent to Ice World. Do we go get glasses first, or do we try to go to the ice region? Do we need to get a boat? Do we gotta hire a Lapras? A Wailord?
00:17:59
Speaker
um well I know some- I mean, actually- Actually, I think if we- if we need to go to the Ice World, we could probably surf there? maybe not. Take a boat there? Yeah, but boats exist.
00:18:14
Speaker
Yeah, I'm pretty sure there's both. Even though it's not that fall, it's about the same as trying to surf the English Channel back and forth in France. That's as big as a journey that Surfing all the way there.
00:18:29
Speaker
Man, I haven't surfed in a while. um I haven't surfed ever. You can try to high surf. It's basically just, you're basically just bobsledding at that point.
00:18:41
Speaker
Yeah. I could be down for trying that. Also, if we surf there, we're probably going to ice and we're going to be stuck.
00:18:50
Speaker
i think there's going big waves by the ice place. Probably going to be mostly frozen. think we need like a big icebreaker ship to get through all the ice places. think that'd way lord. A way lord?
00:19:03
Speaker
That could go break and stuff. Oh. nice Lux is connected to Tenebrous. Yeah, I just posted a map of the... Yeah, I just posted a map of the outcasts. Do need to find a boat and get there quick, or we go around and do long way? Yeah, because I realized what you guys were talking about. I was like, I don't know if they actually remember the map then.
00:19:28
Speaker
I was just looking at it. I forgot that.
00:19:33
Speaker
I forgot they were connected because the blue in Natura looks like the sea, and I'm like, that's not connected, after a quick glance. So if i are curious if you guys are curious where you guys are, if you look at where Ventus and Aturae connect, you guys are in the top left corner of Ventus, the dead top left corner.
00:19:52
Speaker
And you guys are trying to get to Shimmer Tree City, which is in the top middle of Lux. It's the only named city. Alright, Dakota, which one of these rivers we see on the map is the one that's completely poisonous and acid? I'm sorry, what?
00:20:06
Speaker
The one where we got the golden ores at, with the Charmeleon. Oh. Which one is a very toxic acid room. Where is Shangalo City?
00:20:17
Speaker
That's a great question because that was one i' created off the top my head. ah but but Where would that be, actually? You guys went from where to Shangalo City? That was from the...
00:20:33
Speaker
Wait, hold on. Isn't Breeze Home City... Breeze Home City is a canon place in Aave, isn't it? Yes. Alright, I'm gonna look it up. You know, we probably should update the map with tinier fonts for the tinier cities.
00:20:47
Speaker
We don't mean tinier that. Yeah. I'm looking at the city of Aave, or the map of Aave right now. I mean, not the official one, but just for us.
00:20:57
Speaker
Right.
00:21:00
Speaker
Nope. Snowdrift City is the only one there. Never mind. I'm gonna assume it's somewhere in Aave. guess probably the river closest to us. The one like, go down?
00:21:12
Speaker
No, that is definitely not it. It's either the one in Achere or in the closest one in Ventus. I'm gonna be completely honest, it was made up, so you guys can put whatever headcanon you guys want to.
00:21:25
Speaker
i I'm gonna say it was some small river that's not actually on this map. All rivers lead to another, so that connects- The acid leads to somewhere. know if it actually is a river.
00:21:38
Speaker
just the pond it is just it looks so oily we thought it was no no no i think it was just a river of a man-made river of waste yeah nuclear waste it wasn't like an actual river all rivers lead somewhere so one river in this outcast re in this but it's got me saying outcast region the ai's got me saying that now if you don't know that reference you got to go listen to the patreon alright One of these rivers is just completely messed up now from the man-made river.
00:22:13
Speaker
mean really funny, we need to update the map and
Arrival at New Shimmer City
00:22:15
Speaker
just one of these rivers is just randomly purple. Alright, so we can go up past a decent river and then if we could just take a train to go left.
00:22:29
Speaker
If there's a train all the way that goes all the way to the that place. I don't know if I said this before, but all the major cities should be connected. Yeah.
00:22:40
Speaker
So, I wouldn't worry about, uh, like, the actual, like, contours the rail lines and stuff, because I think even anna ru said he doesn't follow those. No, he doesn't. You know, I just thought of something.
00:22:51
Speaker
Why are all the people going west when they need to go north first, then west? That's that's what I said! i don't- I thought you just said they went straight west.
00:23:02
Speaker
Well, I mean, Bob said they went west. I guess it would kind of look like that from where he was in... where were they? it
00:23:12
Speaker
I don't know. need update this map just for us to keep track of all these cities you make. Well, I wanted to do that at some point. I wanted to do an interactable map. That would have been so cool. yeah
00:23:27
Speaker
They were in the flower city, right? Yeah, yes. Breeze home city. Breeze home, that's it. Yes, with that kit that we paid a golden ore for.
00:23:42
Speaker
I don't know where that is on the map. could just say that he just thought, you know what, yeah, we go west. I can fly. know, he just says he can fly. of them are dragon types, so they can just fly over the water. Yeah, we need to invest in an interactable map. That would be so handy.
00:23:57
Speaker
You know what? I'm talking back. They're all dragon types. They can carry you the ones that can't fly and just fly there. Okay, so what are you guys doing? said we take a train.
00:24:09
Speaker
I'm gonna fight with the train. i swear if we find another a loop one, I'm gonna go crazy.
00:24:17
Speaker
Bruce, what if we get the train that... yeah What if your train, your little disgusting little meatballs or whatever they were called.
00:24:28
Speaker
if they made it to this train? What? That you planted in the last day, because he put... You got my grimy food that got sold into me? Yeah, he put his grimy food in one of trays, and put some of the trays in a train. Unfortunately, all of my grimy food got disintegrated, don't think it's not true. Well, no, mean, like, before we got there, with the train we rode, I remember you putting some into a tray.
00:24:55
Speaker
Oh, that's right! Yeah, you did. You contaminated all the food for no So we got another source of Grimey food. He corrupted the rest. Yeah. Well, you got to remember, the top you guys went back in time and undid that anyway, so it never actually happened. No, no, he did it definitely. Because because you guys were on a looping train.
00:25:17
Speaker
Aw, darn, that's right. Unfortunate. I believe in my heart that he kept doing it every loop. Yeah, I mean, he probably would. Depending on how much food got eaten every time. Either way, it would've got thrown out. It definitely would've got thrown out if the first person ate it.
00:25:35
Speaker
i would've got thrown out immediately. yeah i was gonna say, I'll let you guys know if you guys managed to get on the one of the hundreds of trains in the Outcast region. That train probably we got decommissioned anyway after blowing holes into it.
00:25:51
Speaker
Oh, I you were say decommissioned because a grimy food. Oh, it's decommi- it's got- the- the CDC is covering it. No, my head canon is that the, uh, the serving staff- It's just the Monsters Inc., like, your guys in the yellow. Just contamination.
00:26:10
Speaker
We got a 2419! 2419! Oh my fucking god. Okay, so you guys are going towards the train station. Yeah, should really see how much this train ride is gonna cost us because it we're we're pretty good distance away from Zealand City, aren't we? Eli!
00:26:30
Speaker
Eli! It's about the same distance from Gale Beach to Valkenburg. If you look on the map, Valkenburg is on the dead center of Flama. Oh, okay. Yeah, you guys have actually been traveling pretty far. That's one of the reasons I said it's like a 10-hour ride from Gale Beach to Volkenberg, because it's all the way across the entire continent. That's right. Train rides are just a lot cheaper in our game than they are in Not a Scratch.
00:26:57
Speaker
Yeah, because it's... Alright, so you got... Do you not remember how rich we are? Yeah, you guys also inflated the entire economy. I forgot about that. You have like 150,000. Walt just has like the money roll thing on his arm with all the money he has. Like, I got you. I just saw what you posted, yeah.
00:27:17
Speaker
I got us. Okay, so you guys after some time arrive. Oh, excuse me at the Gale Beach train station you so as you walk but Actually, yes don't walk in it because once you guys get there you hear oh You guys see it's trip It's Kevin nurse joy is this place nurse during office wait is he can insert pretty sure this is like a new entrance yeah right this is the same time we're in the town i'm so used to not being in the town oh no this is the same entrance i know we spent a month outside because because like there's there was like a um the the station hall is underground and then i think you go downstairs and there's a ticket booth yeah maybe is that where we are now i guess you guys are at the ticket booth okay
00:28:14
Speaker
Alright, how many tickets? How many tickets? Four tickets to New Shimmer City, please. Alright, just give me a second. And he like punches in some things. Only three of us.
00:28:28
Speaker
No, you're right. There's only three of us. i was Sorry, we got three tickets. Oh, three tickets. Three tickets. Okay, okay. ah Three tickets, New Shimmer City. That will be 180 poke.
00:28:42
Speaker
but You got that, Bruce. Total! Oh, yeah. Okay. Sure. Alright. So, you guys divvy up the money how you guys want. The Tyro gives you guys three tickets that say new Shimmer City.
00:29:02
Speaker
I'll just cover this one because that puts me down to a nice even 1900
00:29:09
Speaker
all right And I feel like at least one of these times... i think I feel like at least one of these times, Bruce was broke enough to like need to be covered for one of our train rides. So I'll just cover this one.
00:29:27
Speaker
so You know Yeah, you're paying Walter back from the first step of the one of the first few episodes where he paid for your ticket. Yes, exactly. okay i want you guys uh somebody to roll perception okay just rolled a four i rolled a 15 plus two that i'll take 17 that's already success
00:29:52
Speaker
i just rolled a four
00:29:56
Speaker
ah go i roll to fifteen plus two that i'll take a seventeen that's already a success So, as you guys go down, you hear the distant echoes of two!
00:30:07
Speaker
I'll take two rocks, two toenails, two anything! it's two Tony. But... It's two Tony... Yes, sure. was gonna come up with a pun for that, but i did not do it. It's a two Tony tiger...
00:30:23
Speaker
Tony is a thing. to Tony, I like that. As well as the... I forgot what we called it. ah The pierogi shop, right?
00:30:34
Speaker
Oh, what did we call it? Crap, it had a name. Pierogi's One and Done and Pierogi's Two Electric Boogaloo. Yeah, that was it. That's a wild callback. That is. Hey.
00:30:46
Speaker
Yeah, so pierogies to electric boogaloo or whatever you said because I already forgot. Alright, so you guys hear that shop in the distance as well, but you also hear caffeine! Caffeine!
00:30:59
Speaker
And you see a very familiar face and you see Caffeine Bob has opened up a caffeine coffee shop in the train station as well.
00:31:11
Speaker
Who is Caffeine Bob again? The same lie. Kevin Bob is one of the suspects you guys interviewed for the bank robbery back in Arc 2. Yes. Okay. Wasn't he also the guy, he was in the same place where that Gyarados working the fast food place?
00:31:28
Speaker
Yes. Joe Fuck, my favorite character. Every time. Can't forget, got good old Joe. Good old Joe. i can't believe he made that job with his with that being on his resume.
00:31:43
Speaker
yeah Joe's last name I will not say. Yes. ah So you guys have Caffeine Bob and Karoliman.
00:31:57
Speaker
That is probably something horrific. So I will leave that up to your imagination.
00:32:07
Speaker
What kind of Pokemon was Caffeine Bob? He is a Sableye. Right. Yes. Okay. I don't remember now. Your ticket, your train does not arrive for another 15 minutes, so feel free to interact how you will. Okay.
00:32:32
Speaker
Okay. Well, what... We're here. um You know what? I'm gonna pop one of my yellow gummies... Okay, that should be 10 IQ points, I believe.
00:32:43
Speaker
Right. I think I'll... if we're If we're eating some gummies now, I think Bruce is going to pull out his red gummy. I need his red gummy too. That'll be 10 IQ points. Are you guys spending those on anything? I actually have the Excel sheet for once to actually look at these.
00:32:58
Speaker
Let's go down.
00:33:01
Speaker
No, just feel like eating it for let's see to use the IQ points later, maybe. Yeah, yeah I've only got 26 IQ right now.
00:33:16
Speaker
Oh my god, i just realized one of these IQ skills is insane. Look at Acute Sniffer, it's a 10 cost. Wait, let me see. Oh yeah.
00:33:27
Speaker
yeah we We talked about this one before and you said it does not work on orbs. Oh, yes. It definitely would not work on an orb. Hmm, yes. Where's the white orb? Ah, yes. It's in this town.
00:33:43
Speaker
Hey, yeah, I'm looking for this. that the I want to know where the where the black orb is. me tell Tell me where exactly Silver is right now. Okay, I rolled an automatic success.
00:33:59
Speaker
Wow, she's not in this city. Yeah, no, if you guys did get that, I would probably limit it to, like, the room you're in. ah So like if you're looking for um a specific document in an area, I can say, yep, you know exactly where it is.
00:34:17
Speaker
Yeah. Or, yeah, I don't know. Or if you don't have to roll investigation to find a specific item I might have hidden or something.
00:34:33
Speaker
Okay, so you guys just want to wait out the time or you can hop on the train or do you guys want to do? Hmm, I want to check out that new shop. What was it? like the The caffeine shop? Yeah, it's caffeine coffee the caffeine coffee shop. i think that's what I call it. The caffeine coffee shop. Okay, I'm going to take a look.
00:34:59
Speaker
Alright, as you walk up, you just see ah the Sableye. He's visibly shaking up and down. He's like, caffeine, caffeine! Buy some caffeine! I sell much caffeine! Buy, buy caffeine! And he's just, like, absolutely going insane.
00:35:15
Speaker
hey you look familiar. Yes, I sell caffeine in many places. Would you want some caffeine coffee? Sell caffeine? Okay, uh, can i see?
00:35:28
Speaker
And so he holds out this cup of coffee to you, but he's shaking so hard it's going everywhere. Look at it! It's coffee! Coffee everywhere! Coffee's so good!
00:35:40
Speaker
Okay.
00:35:47
Speaker
Yes. What kinds of... I'm just curious, but what kinds of coffee do you have? do you have like bags, powder, coffee in like a... Everything is caffeine. We sell bags of caffeine. We sell cups of caffeine. We sell energy drinks. Everything you can imagine.
00:36:04
Speaker
Like pure caffeine? Pure caffeine! He just pulls out a bag and it just, in big red letters, it just says caffeine on it. That's dangerous. I think he spikes his caffeine. I think that might actually kill me.
00:36:20
Speaker
You know what? I think I want to try it. Caffeine, caffeine, caffeine is 25 poke. I'll give you four shots. And he hands you four bags.
00:36:32
Speaker
He's like, 100 poke. Alright, give 100. Alright, he gives you four bags of caffeine. I think I just want a drink. Each one of, you look at the, ah actually, you know what Yeah, you so you you get the bag of caffeine and you look at the back of it and each bag contains one kilogram of caffeine. Holy shit.
00:36:53
Speaker
what I may have to report this. Kill someone multiple times over. This is like injecting drugs and like right to your veins. Isn't that like lethal?
00:37:09
Speaker
Yes. that is like cut co Especially for small For us, yes. star a maybe how much
00:37:23
Speaker
In a cup of coffee. 95 milligrams. soha So, hold on. A milligram, there's a thousand milligrams per gram, so that's um a million milligrams in kilogram. What hell are you?
00:37:43
Speaker
That's- there's 10,000 cups of co- There's 10,000 cups of coffee per he gave you. So is this beans, or is this just like liquid coffee? No, it's just pure caffeine. It's just pure powdered caffeine. I'm so tempted to try it. I'm very tempted.
00:38:04
Speaker
You know what, I'm just gonna take it like this gonna be a long train ride. okay. How much are you taking? I took the ones I bought. The four. You took- all No, you didn't take four bags, did you? You did not just take four kilograms of coffee.
00:38:19
Speaker
I'm not drinking it, I'm keeping it for the long ride. This is gonna be like my- Oh, I tell you that you were- No, I'm not just it. Why do you need four kilograms? I'm not keeping 40,000 cups of coffee at once.
00:38:30
Speaker
it it's
00:38:34
Speaker
I'm scared for you i thought you were just Before I finished half the bag, I'd be on the ground. episode. i think and future have I think we found something more lethal than my grimy food. If you just... Hey, Bruce, I found something to replace you with grimy food.
00:38:59
Speaker
Now we just gotta get grimy food to combine them. fell cash drive to food Wait, we forgot to restock our Pokeburgers to grimy food again. guys You guys created the grimyest food. Can all the pierogies turn into grimy food? Pierogies mixed with this coffee. Maybe if over time.
00:39:25
Speaker
you let him sit for too long. Oh my gosh, we can just give food and inject this coffee into the food and have them have a spoon here. Wait, why does Walter always get all the lethal shit? He's got ten bones on don't You let me have this! Who wants this? Do we have a needle we can inject food with this?
00:39:44
Speaker
Yes! This is exactly what needles are used for, powder! I thought you said this is pure coffee, like, already made. No, it's pure caffeine. This is just like a bag of, like, already pre-made coffee.
00:40:00
Speaker
Oh, it's four kilograms of powdered caffeine. Okay, this is just straight cocaine then. you just rub your teeth on it? Oh my god. So, hey, Walter, just funny idea here. You have a ton of powdered caffeine now.
00:40:14
Speaker
What if I buy a ton of pierogies? Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait
00:40:24
Speaker
no way but we do an attack on this place ge you're gonna do an amtra attack on the whole fucking train station walter i don't think that's no works
00:40:40
Speaker
People are gonna see fucking white powder falling from the sky. Okay, I wanna point this out. I think it's Anter. Anter just has a bag full of terrorist attacks. He's got the bomb.
00:40:51
Speaker
What are you doing? He's got now a viral attack. A biology attack. He's got something that could change your entire genetic structure with the transfer... With the... The pretty sure caffeine is a chemical, not a pathogen.
00:41:08
Speaker
I agree. It is ingested. It is not ingested through the skin. so Well, they're going to tell her. Can you? Wait, hold on. Can you just snort caffeine? Yes. One second. I don't think you want to look that you snorting powdered caffeine?
00:41:28
Speaker
Snorting powdered caffeine is possible, but it's extremely dangerous and potentially lethal. Interesting. So... I'm actually the illegal drug in this region. I love this.
00:41:38
Speaker
ah One teaspoon of pure caffeine powder is roughly equivalent to 28 cups of coffee.
00:41:47
Speaker
So, a teaspoon of this is 25 coffees, and if I dump this into an air bin and in place, these people are gonna wired or just stroke. Yeah, you're just like giving them heart attack. Okay.
00:42:02
Speaker
I can't fit this in my bag, so why don't I carry what someone want carry this? Wait, do you weaponry? Who wants to carry this very fragile bag that could possibly rip in your bag? Okay, want to remind you, Jake is the only one who didn't get a bag upgrade because, oh, I don't need a bag upgrade, and look where you are now. Well, technically, I do have room, but I count my GB and my items.
00:42:30
Speaker
I don't think your Game Boy it counts as an item in your bag. Oh, then I got room then. So I still need room, sucker. Alright, so what should lay this? Four bags of anthrax. Four.
00:42:42
Speaker
Four. Okay. Caffeine! Of coffee. Of, hold on. Caffeine. It is pure caffeine. Of caffeine.
00:42:53
Speaker
how should I lay this? Four bags of caffeine. Slash anthrax.
00:43:02
Speaker
So... Okay. I can't wait to like pop up out of this. Alright, I'm good. I got my thing. While Walter is buying that caffeine, I'm going to go over... Bruce is going to go over to the... Pierogies 2 Electric Boogaloo.
00:43:22
Speaker
Okay. Oh, do you remember what Pokemon it was? It was a Beware, wasn't it? Beware. oh Yeah, it could be everywhere. I don't remember. know was there. One them was the Kangaskhan. I know.
00:43:33
Speaker
Or was it a Slowbro? It was a Beware. It was a Beware. was Beware. That's what I thought. No, the Slowpoke was the ah two gold guy. That's right. yes From Nardis Scratch, which is what this guy's based off of. Wasn't one of them a Kangaskhan? Two gold bars.
00:43:51
Speaker
What do you want to go with? I can just morph him into whatever you guys think he was. I think the original one was a Kangaskhan, but the the ripoff one is a Beware. oh it might be. You're right. That could be.
00:44:02
Speaker
Yeah, because... We're going with Beware. Yeah, okay. So, beware Lexi's like, hello there, do you want two pierogies for two toenails or two bottle caps? Maybe two rocks.
00:44:17
Speaker
I like anything with two in it. Quick, Bruce, shave yourself and you can hundreds of pierogies. Two hairs. oh So,
00:44:31
Speaker
yeah, I think, I feel like it's probably best Can I give 25? a twenty five Actually, no, that's right. 25 wouldn't work. It would have to be 20.
00:44:45
Speaker
Oh, wait. So it's one to one. Can I give Bruce all my money? You could get 18,000 Perugis. Can give you 50 Poke 50 Perugis? No, I only take two Poke. Okay.
00:45:00
Speaker
no i only take two poque Oh, okay. Can I do multiple transactions with time every time yeah i do two You can only do two transactions.
00:45:11
Speaker
ah Okay, then in that case, can I look around on the ground real quick for like four pebbles? sure. There's like a bunch of rocks. There's some general debris, maybe some trash.
00:45:24
Speaker
Okay, I'm going to pick up four pebbles. okay And here are two pebbles. Can I have two pierogies? And he takes her two pebbles and he gives you two pierogies.
00:45:38
Speaker
They are steaming hot. I will turn around and turn back around again and hold out the two other pebbles. Oh, a new customer! Two pebbles! Thank you very much! And he gives you two pierogies.
00:45:54
Speaker
Okay, thank you. i now have four for you. If it is your new customer, could you just keep doing the turnaround?
00:46:03
Speaker
In the interest of time, how many times would I be able to get away with that? I don't know. How interested in time are you? I don't know until the train shows up.
00:46:17
Speaker
Okay. Yeah, I'm going to... du Just try try one more time. Just walk away like 10 feet, pick up some more pebbles and go back.
00:46:29
Speaker
So he sees you walk, like, oh, a new customer. What is that? Two pebbles. And he hands you two pierogies and he holds out his hand for the two pebbles. And I give him the two pebbles and then I turn around and turn back around. Turn back now, y'all. A new customer.
00:46:50
Speaker
I'm gonna be rich today! Here, have two pebbles for Man, you really have to be the garbage bag of this place. You're taking it someone's job. You're taking the janitor's job. Wow, two pebbles! And he takes the two pebbles and he gives you two pierogies.
00:47:07
Speaker
Okay. Janitor's either gonna love you or hate you. I now have eight pierogies, and I am going to walk away say, uh, thank you very much for the pierogies. I know they are delicious because I have been here before.
00:47:22
Speaker
You are welcome to... he, like, waves at you. Wait. Bruce, I got brilliant at I am going to say this. I'm going to say this. I was absolutely willing to do this as long as you were willing do it. The whole episode is just laughing.
00:47:39
Speaker
I fully anticipated that. I just, in the interest of time, and also in the interest of, I don't want to have too much grimy food again.
00:47:49
Speaker
so I will stick to eight for now. I'm sure we'll be back at some point.
00:47:56
Speaker
Okay, so what's your brilliant idea, Jake? Alright. Is this the bags of caffeine? Are they able to be closed after opening them? yeah Yeah, I'll say they're reasonable bags. Alright, Bruce, open this, put the pierogies in here, let me shake them up, and we let it sit in there.
00:48:15
Speaker
Okay. Wait a minute. Will they still go grimy? Will they still get... It'll be better. It'll rot and be full of caffeine.
00:48:30
Speaker
I will give you four of them. I put it I put it Alt-1 in each single bag so they get the full maximum effect. Beautiful. Okay. And I shake them in there. Perfect. All right, there we go. There go.
00:48:44
Speaker
Shake them up. Shake them You guys are just creating chemical weapons. we Are we the bad we the bad guys? If Silver... If Silver's gonna do in psychological warfare, we're gonna do chemical warfare. It's psychological versus chemical warfare.
00:49:05
Speaker
Yeah, at the grand scale of things, what's a few caffeine overdoses here and there? na Neither of us are good guys. the The good guys are in a different universe or in a different town doing something else more progressive.
00:49:21
Speaker
Okay. With this... you know, I did my good deed. I gave to a children and gave them enough gold to buy ah a shop. This good deed cancels out each other.
00:49:33
Speaker
to be fair, Bruce only uses his sc grimy food on inherently evil people. AKA evil cult members. Yeah. Walter does this to people piss him off.
00:49:46
Speaker
Okay, that's slightly different. It's the same thing.
00:49:52
Speaker
It's the same thing. Like the Charmander family. That whole line is just so born evil. Jesus. Charmander, Charmeleon, Charizard, they're just all evil.
00:50:07
Speaker
I think you're going to have to get past that eventually, Walter, but I think our train is going to be arriving soon. And with that, the train appears. You see the headlights coming down the tunnel that you guys once walked down where the ominous door must be.
00:50:25
Speaker
And the train screeches into the station, breaks loud in the air, and comes to a stop in front of you. I have a question though. guys are ready to board. question If I use that um my ability to let me smash these things, could I go head on head with a train?
00:50:40
Speaker
I just smashed it. one way to find out! This is just in my retaliate question back in like arc 2. If I could retaliate toward the train. Yeah, counter the train. Counter, yeah. Counter the train.
00:50:54
Speaker
Considering you would not have been able to counter the train, i feel like you can probably also not... this one, I'm really just diving through it. I'm unstoppable, man!
00:51:05
Speaker
Well, I will say, like i said before, your power is usable up to DM's discretion. So as long as it doesn't break plot or anything. Man, I could walk on water. What are you going to do?
00:51:16
Speaker
You cannot walk on water. You can cross water, lava, and valleys and crush walls. Oh, you're right. I forgot. That's part of it. That was just, uh, yeah. You can just focus on the wall breaking aspect of it.
00:51:28
Speaker
I can walk on lava. Who's going to stop me? Yeah. Wait, hold on. I just realized you guys have Jesus in your party. Yeah. You know what? super really She's the power of that orb.
00:51:42
Speaker
I got i had the power of Christ.
00:51:46
Speaker
Christ is my savior. He'll help me. Turns out that's what this whole show was leading up to in the end. So anyway, your train is about to leave soon. I'll get on. I i make sure yeah get on the door opens for me.
00:52:01
Speaker
Someone better open this door. It's getting to ripped off. Okay. Alright. We're all on board. You guys board the train, and the train slowly takes off, heading in the direction of New Shimmer City.
00:52:14
Speaker
A few hours pass, and let's say, Hikaru, your GBA goes off. You look at the caller ID, and you see that it is Abyss.
00:52:26
Speaker
interesting. And she's gonna answer. how do you why What do I have to do? Press the A button or what? Sure. Press the A button. okay Up, up, down, down, left, left, right, right.
00:52:39
Speaker
Start select. Yep. And the little hologram, the mini hologram projection of ah you see both Selina and Bree. No, you don't see Bree. That's the thing. Wow, Bree, they got you so fast. Wow.
00:52:56
Speaker
You see the projection of Selina and Abyss. And there guys ah Hey, Hey. So we checked out that ah clearing you guys said you encountered this Zorowark in first.
00:53:10
Speaker
There doesn't seem to be any sign of this Zorowark. You sure this is the area? And he, like, turns the GBA to show you the clearing, and it is, in fact, the area that you guys thought the Zorowark had before.
00:53:26
Speaker
Wait, you guys didn't fight the Zorowark. It was Abyss and Bree. We didn't fight them. They did. Yeah, it was Abyss and Bree. Scratch that, scratch that. I am talking like a crazy person. We found, went back and searched the area that I fought that Zorowark at before. And yeah, there's no sign of Bree anywhere. So do you guys have anything on your end that you can report to help?
00:53:49
Speaker
We found coffee. Coffee? What? No, we're on our way to New Shimmer and we're getting um I think we're just we're just going to get glasses for for Blair. That's all.
00:54:04
Speaker
you and You guys are what? Ask about where you're going to a lead where we think Shiver City is. We are thinking that it's in the ice region because, you know, shiver, shiver, cold, shiver, shiver.
00:54:17
Speaker
Hey, you know, I was in the room when we made plans, right? It doesn't seem like it
00:54:24
Speaker
Okay, I know where you guys are going and why. We haven't found anything credible. Well, ah we don't have any updates right now. Okay, well, I will let you know when I find anything, but breed i did i looked around for like footprints or anything, I just saw no trace of anything recent, so we'll keep my eye out.
00:54:44
Speaker
Maybe check the nearest tab. Hey, Shred, if you think for coffee that... forget the name of that Pokemon, never mind, I was gonna make a joke with coffee. Oh, anyway. Do you think coughing is a great of a great advertisement for coffee? Because half time I just think coughing. It says coffee.
00:55:03
Speaker
you talking are you talking to the abyss? I'm just talking to anyone. i'm like, do you think that's weird? Look it up in the early shows of the anime. Coffee,
00:55:14
Speaker
not co Abyss is just like, uh, what, what? I think I might have been doing some of that coffee. Long story short, ah Walter found a caffeine shop, coffee shop, and bought four kilograms of caffeine.
00:55:35
Speaker
bought four kilograms of caffeine? And four bags.
00:55:42
Speaker
Okay, well don't kill yourself. Abyss. ah What happened after the battle with the Zor... With the Zorowork?
00:55:53
Speaker
What happened after the battle? um I mean, we zapped the Zorowork off... Wait, let me no. We left it in the hands of the rescue team, i think.
00:56:06
Speaker
I genuinely don't remember what actually happened.
00:56:10
Speaker
I think you guys left... The Zorowark in the hands of the rescue team. Yeah, because you guys went back and... yeah okay, so... Yeah, Abyss... In the hands of the rescue team, so... Okay, yeah. So, Abyss is like, yeah, that's what happened, okay. So, so we left the Zorowark, or at least who we thought was the Zorowark, who was actually Bree.
00:56:35
Speaker
We left him in the clearing with the rescue team. And what they did with him, I'm not entirely sure. Do you know what the cops came? I'd have to ask the rescue team.
00:56:48
Speaker
You know what? i'll I'll go talk to them. I'll go see if I can find them. You know, we could call the cop we know to see if it's in the criminal database. we're yes ah Yes, obviously. Just what we need is more cops in here.
00:57:01
Speaker
That's a surefire way to get this whole project shut down. They don't need to know all the things, they just need to know that we are believe me, the cops are going to know everything. we are not involving cops in this.
00:57:13
Speaker
Anyway, I'm going to go... I'm going to... I don't care if he's a cop. I'm not affiliating myself with cops. I'm going to go look for these rescue people, ah this rescue team, and see if they know anything.
00:57:26
Speaker
So, I'll report back when I know anything, alright? Let me know if you guys find anything.
00:57:34
Speaker
Okay. And he hits him up. That's what the cop that you kidnapped me once. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah, that that might be why they don't want to involve cops, Walter. I'm a victim, a witness. I could bring them all down if they tried me.
00:57:51
Speaker
The train rattles on, and after a good, like, ten-ish hours, you guys eventually reach New Shimmer City. However, it's not very shimmery because at this point, it's a little dark out.
00:58:03
Speaker
Wait, I have a question. don't Don't we have corrupt cops in the hometown because Flameback made the body disappear with the cops not caring? I think Alf... Oh, actually, yeah, you're right, I think, yeah. Yeah, we we have cops on our payroll. We're the bad guys.
00:58:19
Speaker
You know what? You're actually not wrong on that regard. Miss Flameback is a mafia. they're We are mafia at this point.
00:58:29
Speaker
So... Yeah, something like that. I'm just done entertaining that.
00:58:36
Speaker
Because you know it's true! No, I just don't think he wants his storyline to be that he's a part of a mafia family. Punisher! family yeah we Yeah, we're the Punisher at this point. this When i hear we're available, we're anti-heroes. This is where you're talking about.
00:58:55
Speaker
This may be part of the reason why Bruce's parents were both supposed to be like dead slash missing or whatever.
00:59:06
Speaker
but whatever. They're both here. We're living with that. You guys have arrived at the new Shimmer City train station. It is a very modern train station with a lot of sharp angles, white colors, and very bright white lights.
00:59:24
Speaker
That's a fun ton question, bright white lights. So you guys are New Shimmer City train station. There's many people milling about even this late at night as the train system runs twenty four seven And yeah, you see the exit right across. You see a couple shots of food stamps.
00:59:44
Speaker
Yeah, a new Shimmer city. If I said shiver, I meant shimmer.
00:59:50
Speaker
It's too bright here. don't like this. This is when it's at night? What is that day? My god! I mean, this is the lux region.
City Exploration and Knowledge Quest
01:00:04
Speaker
they They have, like, a lot of lights here.
01:00:08
Speaker
Their cities are pretty bright. Oh my gosh, only imagine enough if we were Drillbers how bad this would be. No Drillber could ever live here.
01:00:20
Speaker
You guys can see the city through the gates of the, uh, like the ah doorway of the train station. It's right across from you guys. And you can see indeed, this late at night, the city is lit up like a bonfire. There are white, bright lights, street lights all around.
01:00:37
Speaker
And as you guys leave the train station, you see that there's decorative lights on all of the buildings, and they seem to be very proud of their ability to generate light. Which is, hence the name New Shimmer City, is what the city all I'm gonna take a guess, there's no ground types here, because their eyes are sensitive to Uh, you take look around. Most ground types spend most of their life on the ground?
01:00:59
Speaker
i mean, you see a sandshrew milling down the road. Ain't no Uh-oh. That Sandshrew's eyes are- she's blind, that's why. It's already blind. No way of Sandshrew's eyes are that are not gonna die here.
01:01:17
Speaker
i will say though, um if you guys want before you leave the train station, you guys notice there's an info board. or like an info booth, I guess. There's a person man named InfoBooth, if you guys want any info on the city.
01:01:30
Speaker
We'll take a picture. should take a picture. Yeah. ah Wow. um What else do I see around? What else do we see from the train station? ah There's like a bunch of like shops, like some general grocery shops.
01:01:46
Speaker
Like it seems to be like a train station mixed with almost like I'm going to say like not a mall. But there's a lot of stalls. That's a good way to put it. Like into the wall. Like farmer's market? So there's stalls inside into the walls and stuff.
01:02:01
Speaker
So there's people selling food. There's people selling fast food. or If you had guess, would it be more like a farmer's market? Yeah, you can call it a farmer's market. That's a good way to put it.
01:02:13
Speaker
Except it's like built into the building. So like... this yeah yeah it's like a Pretty typical for a train station. Okay, yeah. So... Yep, you got a bunch of stuff like that. Mostly food, I would say.
01:02:26
Speaker
I wonder what else the item we'll find here. Can we, like, see outside? Is it, like, open air, or is it, like... Uh, the train station? just big hole Yeah. The train station is a covered building.
01:02:37
Speaker
Okay, so... Okay. Um... Yeah. Um... Hey, Kyra, we just find you a good weapon. We have our things that we get. You need a good ace weapon.
01:02:52
Speaker
Ace weapon? Oh. Well, I think i got my TNT and all my other things. i'm not saying while we're here.
01:03:00
Speaker
You know what? Maybe I should have said something else sort of i instead of saying I have TNT. I have my orb and my other things. You enter train station the first thing you say is I have a bomb.
01:03:12
Speaker
Yes, no, I have my things of many assortments. Once our things get done cooking, and Bruce is gonna have his grimy food and his, um, um, junked food, whatever we're gonna call it, the speed food.
01:03:29
Speaker
I'm gonna have to specify now that I have two different types of grimy food. I've got caffeinated grimy food and regular grimy food. Oh, I never said it turned into grimy food yet. You've got a caffeinated pierogies in a bag.
01:03:45
Speaker
have caffeinated pierogies and he's got the four that he kept. Yeah. Oh, yeah. You got four pierogies. You got four caffeinated pierogies. Yeah. Jake's holding all the caffeinated pierogies for now. You know what, maybe Hikaru should keep the caffeinated ones because it's like a speed thing and like to type speedy.
01:04:04
Speaker
Is that pokeyest? don't Is that pokeyest? It might be a little typist.
01:04:12
Speaker
Because of the caffeine? Oh, because... Because she's like, got high speed? Right. You're electrified. get it. get it. A little bit typist, but... This is like when you're hanging out with your friend and they they tell a really bad joke, you're like, uh... It's just a dad joke. Yes.
01:04:35
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Walter's practicing. knows he's becoming a dad in the future. Does he? what no he doesn't he doesn't brick hand ralph well yes you know that i know that i'm just saying he's practicing somehow knows he's becoming a dad and his name is fist hands not brick hands
01:05:03
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that was my name because i couldn't catch anything It was Walter Fisthands. Walter Brickhands.
01:05:16
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I want to make that like like a mimic character of you and just call them Walter Brickhands. Like the Shadow Mario from Mario Galaxy. It's going to be that you know what but for you.
01:05:27
Speaker
It's just the Geodude. Oh my gosh. What's the... I can't think of the name. The company that Pokemon hates. I think they ripped him off. Pal. It's just a Lucario-looking Palworld. It's like Anubis Lucario.
01:05:42
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It's literally just called Anubis. Me and Jacob were playing Palworld yesterday. ah It's Anubis, but it's called Brickhands. Brickhands. Oh no, he's making a note now.
01:05:54
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Oh no. no It's an interdimensional Palworld fight against them.
01:06:02
Speaker
Yep, that's the next arc, guys. We get put into the mention of Pow World with our Pokemon. Hey, Pow World's a fun game. It is! Speaking of ways, suck it, Pokemon. You lost your copyright over the Pokeball monster thing.
01:06:18
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lost your copyright over that. Yeah. and So Pow World's in the clear.
01:06:25
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Anyway.
01:06:29
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Excuse me. Do we even need anything? We got supplies. We don't need to eat. We just got to sleep and then we somehow gain our hunk. We somehow are full.
01:06:42
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I mean, I could... to
01:06:46
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I don't know. should be Is there some kind of stones that are electrified we can buy? Are there stones? The electric buys. Maybe like the fun oh there Thunderstones. Thunderstones. Thunderstones.
01:06:59
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Oh, Thunderstones. No, most of the shops in this area are food related or like touristy, I would say. Eli, poor Grammy food. It's a train station. Buy it up.
01:07:11
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There's no Grammy food for sale. No one is selling compost. No, no, we get food and make it.
01:07:19
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just yes well you know what here's another thing we buy one of these stalls and have them keep paying us passive income we already have passive income with the more passive income this how you build a business someone i've reached kid like you should know how to do business
01:07:45
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Okay.
01:07:47
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I'm trying to not break our game here. you guys So you guys have, once again, I'll list the options. You guys can leave the station. You guys have the info booth there. You guys have a lot of shops. There's a lot of people milling about. There's quite a few people to interact with.
01:08:06
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I think Bruce is going to head over to yeah information. Alright, you go up to the info booth and there's a we file there and she looks her and is howdy there.
01:08:19
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Can i help you? Yeah, we're looking for a glasses shop. You heard there was fun in town. Glasses. and plastic Glasses, glasses.
01:08:30
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She's rifling through a, like, what seems to be like a phone book. It's a big book of names. Let's see. what The reflection of all these glasses in this town must be deadly.
01:08:42
Speaker
What's a good like glass Pokemon? Who would go good for glass making? I don't remember glass Pokemon at all. Rotom? Rotom glasses?
01:08:55
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I'm thinking Carbink, maybe? I mean, what does even look like? Were there Pokemon actually had glasses? Sand Isle? They had glasses without Unova. Oh my god, no, I know. I know, I know, I know, I know, I know, I know.
01:09:07
Speaker
I know. Hmm, it looks like there's a Crooked Isle shop here. Crooked Isle's crooked glasses.
01:09:17
Speaker
Looks like it's actually not too far from here. Okay. So she like a writes on a sticky note the address. is So she has to go out, take a left, take a right, go this way, go that way. You'll get there. Is is there any dungeons here?
01:09:37
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um Might be able to find some outside the city, but not inside the city. Darn, you guys don't have the cool shops like I heard about. i Dungeon shops? What?
01:09:49
Speaker
What are you talking about? It's a clock shop that I hear is super cool like that. Clock shop? Yeah, I don't have anything like that. Well, is there anything else I can help you guys with? So here Information, have you ever ever heard of Shivertree City?
01:10:12
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Shivertree City? I can't say I personally have heard of Shivertree City, but the people who deals with city would be... Hmm, you might... Maybe that's a bit far.
01:10:25
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Maybe try seeing if... ah I almost want to say yes go look at the mayor. The mayor would know every city in the area. or like a Yeah, you should probably go talk to the mayor about that one. I've never seen that. and It's not on any on this map I got here.
01:10:42
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Never heard of it. Yeah, go talk to Mr. Maynot. He might ah be able to hook you up. what post my kids Do we have to get like an appointment to speak with them or anything? Maybe. It is night time at the moment.
01:10:59
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It's night time at the moment, but Mr. Maynot may be, may or may not be able to take your counsel immediately. You might need an appointment. Not sure.
01:11:12
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is this may or why not? No, this is may or may not. May what? may or may not look that's his name he's a harryama ah okay you know what i'm getting vibes from this weavile do you know in harry potter the goblins at the bank yes this is what i'm getting from could be well uh did you want the address for his town hall uh
01:11:44
Speaker
Yeah, sure. It'll be great. Thank you. And she scribbles down another note hands it to you. This has very great service. do you accept tips? Ah, yeah, I'll take tips.
01:11:59
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Here's a golden ore.
01:12:02
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I can't... Whoa, what? You give her the golden ore? I want it out my bag. It's useless.
01:12:12
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So she takes it. but So she takes it, but it's like 50 pounds. So she like reaches out and like, she's not expecting to be so heavy. It pulls her out of the booth as she's outstretched to take it from you.
01:12:26
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It's just like a cartoon, the arm's stressed, and she looks at me blinks just falls. That's pretty much what happens. What is this? That is pure gold.
01:12:38
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She just stares at you. Excuse me? This thing's probably worth like 300,000 poke. she like holds it close to her chest and like runs out of the shop. Like out of the train station. Wait, wait, wait. She runs with it even though she can't pick it up much? No, she can't pick it up. She just wasn't expecting it to be heavy. Did just like waddle with it carrying it? Like carrying like a dumbbell?
01:12:59
Speaker
Sure, if that's how you want to imagine it. Are we all together? Yes. Okay, Hikaru makes the surprise Pikachu face. Of course he does. Listen, when rich as it is, I think it's fine. Besides, now that all the crime leads to her, not me, if that Charmieland ever comes looking.
01:13:20
Speaker
okay. Okay. Okay. ya No evidence. The only evidence is one to the full baby and now to them.
01:13:31
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Jake is just not realizing he should have taken my bag upgrade. No, I'm not. You'll never get me to accept that. I'm just getting rid of useless things I didn't want in my bag. la Okay, well, should we head on over to... Do do we want to split up and have some of us go to the mayor and some of us go to the glasses shop?
01:13:57
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and then meet up with the mayor later. Yeah, that's a good idea. Who's our best smooth talker?
01:14:09
Speaker
Good question. Let's check the sheets. Let's check the charisma. that That would be cute. I have a minus one in that. have a zero.
01:14:21
Speaker
I have a plus one. All right. You're the you're the negotiator. You should talk to the mayor. Okay. what are we What are we talking to the mayor about? That they know about Shiver City.
01:14:34
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Shiver Tree City. Shiver Tree Shiver Tree City. Shiver Tree City. Shiver Tree City. Shiver Tree like I'm saying shitty tree city. Nice.
01:14:46
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I don't think going to get any search results if you look that up. You may. so you may There's some crazy you may not.
01:14:57
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She sells silver tree shells and and seashells by shiver trees. Oh god. Don't say that. Oh my god, you're making worse. Alright, we got that, doing that.
01:15:10
Speaker
Um, Bruce, are we're getting the glasses, I think? or should I go with one of us need to go glasses, one of us should probably go to Mikaru with her in case things get rough. You don't know they're they're the their government, so you never know when they might send a security team at you.
01:15:29
Speaker
Yeah, that sounds good. Alright, so which one of us is going with her? Which one's going to the glasses? a you You're better bodyguarding for Kikaru, so think you can go to... Also, it's a good thing I don't go to a place that's full of glasses. It's like putting a bowl in a china shop.
01:15:49
Speaker
Exactly. i yeah like can- Full confidence to let you know, i would have ripped the door off of that place and threw it into the place.
01:15:59
Speaker
Okay, sounds good. We know that you're not going to- was so gonna have that happen.
01:16:09
Speaker
ah Gases? Oh, glasses. What? Glasses. Oh my gosh, he's doing the attack! He's going to the vents! I'm giving him the bags. He's going to the mayor's place and gassing For reference, in our group chat, I wrote down some notes. Writing this to remember later, Crooked House Crooked Glass. And then I wrote, Walter Hikaru, may or may not. And then Bruce, I put, gases.
01:16:34
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He's doing the attack! We're just in aversion. He's attack!
01:16:40
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Uh, no. It was just a typo. So yeah, so I can just go get the glasses. I'm assuming I have the prescription needed, and then I can just pop back to base, glare the glasses, and pop back here and meet you wonder how many glasses that crocodile breaks?
01:17:00
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That tail must hit so much glass. peace Constantly breaking everything he ever made. He has to be so careful in there. The crocodiles are so big with large tails.
01:17:14
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He still is a bull in a china shop in there. Yeah. Okay. So you guys are splitting up then. Is that what we're doing? Yeah, splitting the party. What could go wrong? Yeah. sort what What do you think, Hikaru? You haven't had much input for this.
01:17:31
Speaker
Think that's a good plan? Uh, yeah. yeah ah we can Yeah, we can talk to the mayor. But actually, yeah.
01:17:41
Speaker
Alright, Kara, if you need someone, i I'll bend his arm until he says something. But actually, why would the mayor know about... Well, like you know, they probably got he knows more. He's he's got to do diplomatic stuff, so he probably knows the areas.
01:17:57
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Yeah, that that yeah that's that's what I was trying to aim for, yeah, is that reasoning. Even though yeah if these are all one countries altogether, they would not be doing diplomatic stuff for tiny cities or cities that far away. He'd only do some the surrounding places.
01:18:12
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Yeah. Okay. All right. But you never know. that This is probably like a bit of a long shot on him actually knowing it because he probably more knows the surrounding area. But, you know, being a mayor, he might have at least heard of the other cities. Like if it's a decent sized city, it it is big enough to be called a city, not
Teleportation Idea and Playful Banter
01:18:35
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a town. So i just had an idea what Walter could do if he breaks off of everybody. and He could teleport home and go to the police and find the corrupt ones that
01:18:46
Speaker
Miss Flameback Count on the payroll and just search of the database for that criminal we were talking about earlier. Yeah. Okay. So, Bruce is going to the glass place and the other two are going to May or Maynot.
01:19:03
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Yamya?
01:19:06
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I was being stupid with it. May or Maynot is a hairy Yamya. Is a hairy Yama.
01:19:15
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I wrote really stupidly. i wrote a hairy yam-ya. I feel like you're tired about the best house. This is what you get. It's not an electric type.
01:19:26
Speaker
This is what we get for airing our group channel. You need some coffee. You know what? I got you. I'm going to sleep after I end this recording. I'm not getting coffee.
01:19:39
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decaf imagine this bag or hyping up it's decaf that'd be funny decaf it turns out you got about four pounds of decaffeinated pure caffeine it's somehow even more caffeine than what it would have been i was trying to remember if there was a mayor of new shimmer city and not a scratch but actually no there's um like they meet the governor Oh, that's right.
01:20:04
Speaker
Yeah, and remember so much. That's what it was. Yeah. Who was it? I don't remember. It's Luxray. yeah. that The governor of the Lux region is a Luxray. Oh, it should be changed to a Luxray then. Uh, no need. mean... it's 20 years in the past, actually, you know what? Yeah, no, it's perfectly I can imagine may or may not being like a magneton.
01:20:26
Speaker
Well, he may or may not. I don't know. Sorry, no, he's a hairy yamayam. If you can't tell, I made his name based on that pun alone. Yeah. Yeah, I kind of figured. I figured.
Episode Conclusion and Credits
01:20:43
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Okay, so as you guys are splitting into the night, the that is where we are going to end this episode. So I have been Dakota, your PM, your DM, your GM. I've been Evelyn playing Hikaru.
01:20:56
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I've been Eli playing Bruce. I've been Jake playing your Chemical Warfare Walter. We almost got through one episode with Walter actually remembering his name. tried to say Chemical Warfare Walter. That just completely caught my tongue up.
01:21:17
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all Alright. Alright. Jake playing yimmy yimmy yim or whatever you said. Alright. We may or may not see you next time.
01:21:30
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Bye. Yeah.
01:21:35
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