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Arc 4 - Episode 3 - Glass Blowing / Musical Bags / A Small Mayoral Issue
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I couldnt decide on a single title because so much happened in this episode, theres not one single defining feature of the episode, so you get three titles!
The crew blows some glass, makes music and helps a mayor deal with his issues.
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Dakota as the PM, DM, GM
Evelyn as Hikaru the Pikachu
Eli as Bruce the Cyndaquil
Jake as Walter the Riolu
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Transcript
Introductions and Humorous Dice Discussion
00:00:11
Speaker
Hello everyone and welcome to Path Through Time. My name is Dakota, your PM, your DM, your GM. And sitting to my left is somebody who loves wasabi peas.
00:00:24
Speaker
They're so spicy. Oh my god, I'm gonna- my mouth is burning. Um, it's me, Evelyn. And sitting to my left... his five-year mission to discover new life and new civilizations to boldly go where no co-host has gone before.
00:00:45
Speaker
It's me. You thought this was a PTT, but it's really Star Trek. I'm Eli playing Bruce. And sitting across from me is someone who just rolled a max roll on every die that he owns.
00:01:06
Speaker
lied to me.
00:01:10
Speaker
That's me, Jacob. You know, Walter, the depressed guy. guys. Why do you sound so sad? I'm i'm getting i'm getting into Walter. This is Walter before me, you know. Hey, Jake, how many D20s do you think you own?
00:01:27
Speaker
Let's see.
00:01:35
Speaker
Ummmm, hmmm, check it through my pile of dice here.
00:01:41
Speaker
gonna see if I can.
00:01:46
Speaker
You know, I did this for a bit, and now this is gonna be awful to clean up
00:01:52
Speaker
up. Probably about 20. alright Alright. 0.05 to the power of 20 is about... So, to roll a natural 20 on every single dice would be approximately 1 in 24
00:02:05
Speaker
i feel like That's kind of low. Well, also said on every die that he owns, not every d20 he owns. Hey, wait, that's not right.
00:02:16
Speaker
Hold on. Nerd! Does that mean that the chance of that happening is even lower? Yes. zero point is zero 0.005. Theoretically.
00:02:28
Speaker
It should be lower. 20. I know you guys came in for action, audience, but no this is a science channel today. How the hell did I take a decibel and it became a larger number? That's that's how that's his one that's a deep man, that's like how asking how letters become numbers. That's deep.
00:02:45
Speaker
I don't think I know how to use the exponent or my calculator.
00:02:51
Speaker
What? 0.05 to the power 20. Give me an answer. the power of twenty give me an answer
00:03:02
Speaker
It is 0.00000095% chance.
00:03:07
Speaker
zero zero zero zero nine five percent
00:03:12
Speaker
Wait, that's not right. I got two different answers. I got a significantly smaller number doing 0.05 to the 20th.
00:03:23
Speaker
I think you calculated it falling on you. okay I got 9.54 times 10 to the power of times ten power of negative 27. Yeah, that's what I got too, after a little bit more research. Okay, so you just gotta do that, Jake. It shouldn't be too hard.
00:03:39
Speaker
I I said he had already done it, guys. Like, I don't know what the problem is. It's like asking the guy, like, no, I don't believe it. Do it again. They're telling me to do it again.
00:03:52
Speaker
judy Yeah, but like, you're saying that he has to do it again? you know what? I will roll in every single
Adventures in Problem-Solving and Humor
00:03:58
Speaker
dice. If this dice becomes a nat 20, then I'm about to roll. I will roll all of them again. All right.
00:04:04
Speaker
We're going to be sitting here until he rolls all of them nat 20s. Fuck.
00:04:09
Speaker
Oh no, did you actually- no way! Wait. What did you- Oh. Wait, did you- Nat max! Did you actually roll a 20? I'm rolling all my dice again, hold on.
00:04:22
Speaker
he actually wasted a nat 20. Aha! You never succeed in this episode. I might not be in this episode until I get a nat max on all these.
00:04:34
Speaker
Yeah, no, we can go on audience. You go and see Walter this episode. That's why we split the party so I can roll all these dice. All the- all the snap 20s were wasted. Yeah, that'll be fun. know what's gonna be fun? Putting all these dice in the back of my bag.
00:04:52
Speaker
See, i I am perfect. Alright, let me start that over. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Mr. Perfect Cell, mr Perfect Cell, can can we help you? Do you have the plan for the episode today? Are you perfect?
00:05:07
Speaker
Is that perfect, Mr. Cell? No, I'm not perfect. Mr. Perfect Cell? I have my dice in a case. I have this nice metal case with a foam insert or foam little holes for my dice.
00:05:20
Speaker
And I have one set of dice that I've used for the last like three years. I'm not one of those who goes out and collects a hundred thousand different dice. I don't have a dice jail or a dice tower.
00:05:33
Speaker
Holy crap, that's a lot of dice. Yeah, that is a lot of dice actually. You haven't seen a lot of dice. in a new You haven't seen my true power.
00:05:44
Speaker
oh God. oops I'm rolling my dice in a wooden bowl that, well, I'll just send you guys a photo. Maybe.
00:05:56
Speaker
I got 10.
00:05:59
Speaker
You wait, you just give me a second real quick. Give me one second. Okay, he has gone into his dice closet. He's gonna go grab a shovel probably.
00:06:12
Speaker
has a dice shovel. Where the DM says, i need you to roll 200 Alright, let me go get my dice shovel.
00:06:24
Speaker
Let me go into my dice mine here with my shovel. gonna love yes That's a dice one. one. Sorry, Evelyn. Actually, no, that's good. You got that out of the way. Yeah, you got that out of the way now.
00:06:42
Speaker
Evelyn's just doing a min roll on every night that she owns to get all the bad luck out before the session. Yeah, gotta shake it out. Alright, alright. Listen to this.
00:06:54
Speaker
Oh, god.
00:06:59
Speaker
I think I got cut off by Discord's post-processing. Where's all my dice? Did I leave them? Oh, it definitely got picked up by Zencaster, though. I'm looking at Zencaster, you have a massive spike there.
00:07:13
Speaker
Yeah, no Discord did not put that through. Zencaster just exploded.
00:07:21
Speaker
What?
00:07:23
Speaker
How does a website explode? With a dice. All right! Is that because you rolled, um... Oh, I see the spike.
00:07:35
Speaker
Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Alright, set to Did you win again, Jake? Wait, hold on, Jake. Did you just grab... Did you just grab a bucket of dice and just dump it on your desk?
00:07:47
Speaker
No. I collected all them that had everywhere that I just never picked up that got dropped. Oh. Floor dice. I see how it is. Floor dice, shelf dice.
00:08:01
Speaker
Poor dice of D. He has so many dice he can just throw dice on the floor and not worry about picking them up. Oh, I do have a dog. Oh, that's not good. The dog's gonna eat all your dice.
00:08:18
Speaker
All right, let's get into this history recap. So, let us do something that we haven't done in like a month. Everyone, pull out your d4s and let's do a history recap because we definitely actually remember what happened.
00:08:33
Speaker
Oh yes, a d4. Which one to use? Which one to use? Alright. Alright, Evelyn and Jake, what do you guys get? Four.
Arrival at Shiver Tree City and Mayor Encounter
00:08:45
Speaker
I didn't get anything yet. Oh, Evelyn rolled a zero. The mystical zero. Oh, would you like to borrow some dice? I rolled three this time.
00:08:56
Speaker
Ah, I rolled a one. Fuck. I got a recap. Have you guys done... Have any of you guys done a recap at all this season? We're only on extra three. Tradition continues. Alright, alright.
00:09:09
Speaker
So the unfortunate thing is... um i don't know... I know what you guys are going to be doing. You guys are going to our Bruce is going to Isles Crooked... Oh, the train. Right. ah Hold on.
00:09:28
Speaker
You guys went on a train, but did you guys do anything before the train?
00:09:35
Speaker
We finalized what we were going to be doing. is that the plan making? Oh, yeah. and You guys were the bedroom after the door shuriken shenanigans.
00:09:46
Speaker
ah Right. You guys made some plans. you sent... um a almost said Abyss and Bri. You sent Abyss and Selina off to the clearing to check out the site. That was the previous episode.
00:10:00
Speaker
Oh, was it really? No. Oh. Was it? Okay. Okay. I think. Pretty sure. You said water shirt. You said sure kitchen man again. you said sure kitchen man again. Because we got an update from them last episode. Saying hey they hadn't found anything.
00:10:17
Speaker
Yeah, so you guys went to the train. ah You guys were are going to new Shimmer City to head west ah because that is the direction that Bob but the Gartrump said that he had seen his fellow co-workers moving whenever they head back to base.
00:10:36
Speaker
So you guys are heading to New Shimmer City, and you're going to see if you can talk to some people since it's a major like trade hub, since it's on the water. And you're going to see if some people know where New Shiver Tree City is. Yes.
00:10:50
Speaker
And conveniently, he's the only one who has never been to the base. Also, I just want to point out, Eli, you said that you love how Garg's found his name Bob. There's a reason for that.
00:11:01
Speaker
You guys still haven't learned the name of his accomplices since you kept blowing them up. Or Jake keeps blowing them up. So there's a reason his name is Bob. You guys just haven't figured that out yet. Oh, is that like, do we also have like a Joe and a Fred? That'd be really funny. I guess you guys will have to find out. Their names are all the machines from Bob the Builder. Bobbert.
00:11:24
Speaker
that'd be funny um so you guys are uh upon taking bob's advice you guys are heading west uh you guys took the train to new shimmer city and you guys got a status update from selena and bis saying that they did not find anything in the clearing after they had gone and searched for where brie had gone so you guys are currently of ah you guys have arrived in shimmer city you guys talked to an information booth a weevile and she told him that there's a couple places you can go for a glass or there's a couple places can go for a glass you guys can go to crooked house crooked glass which sells sells items of uh pertaining to glass and as far as and new
00:12:14
Speaker
uh shivertricity you guys she advised that you guys go talk to the mayor whose name is may or may not because that's hilarious i expect laughter so we left insert laugh track uh-huh yeah editor insert laugh track there you go there you go future dakota insert laugh track okay i'm just kidding i it it is clever Oh, it's hilarious, I know. So, you guys decided you're going to split the party. The thing I've been trying to keep you guys from doing this entire damn time you guys decided to do. Because now, guess what? Half you guys gotta sit out most of this episode while you wait for the other people to finish their stuff, and it's not fun for you. I tried so hard to keep you guys splitting the party, but I wasn't doing it anyway. You think this isn't We're putting you in pain. That gives us plenty of fun. Hey, I still get to do stuff regardless.
00:13:11
Speaker
I know who's going to be going first this time, and half of you guys aren't going to be doing anything. So, this is what you guys think of. Either way, half of us won't be. Even who goes first, half us won't be. Well, we have an uneven split, so... It's either Bruce or Mia and Ikaru. So, uh...
00:13:29
Speaker
so you so ah Right, so we are splitting the party. um Bruce is going to crookcut crocodiles Crooked Isles Crooked Glass, and Evelyn and Walter have decided to go visit May or Maynot to see if you guys can figure out where the heck Shivertree City is. So, I believe that's it. do you guys have anything to add?
00:13:52
Speaker
i' like you to say the name of the of the town and that store five times fast. Shivertree City? And say the shop. No. What shop?
00:14:04
Speaker
The place that Brooks going to. Yeah. Say that five times fast, please. Oh, Crookedile's Crooked Glass? Yeah, five times fast. Quest. Crocodiles, crooked glass. Crocodiles, crooked glass. Crocodiles, crooked glass. Crocodiles, crooked glass. Crocodiles, crooked glass.
00:14:18
Speaker
That's not that hard. I'm proud of you. Thank you. I'm the word's best. What can I say? I think I heard you mix up the voice and voiced vealer sounds. I'm not sure if you did.
00:14:31
Speaker
Nope. I heard a little bit. He was able to mix it pretty quick, though. I should have said six times fast, not five. Damn.
00:14:41
Speaker
mil Okay. Sorry. I guess I failed you guys. That's unfortunate. Alright, so with that, Jake, I need you to give us a random move.
00:14:53
Speaker
Oh, right. That's my job. It is your job. It's what you get paid for. Also, I do want to say the reason I took pulled up wasabi peas is because I have a can of wasabi peas I'm snacking on over here.
00:15:07
Speaker
Ah, nice. Are they tasty? They're spicy. I've got practically the opposite, having honey roasted peanuts. Oh, honey roasted peanuts. All right, I got it. Triple arrows.
00:15:21
Speaker
Triple arrows. that what you said? like Yep. All right, we will triple arrows on in, because that makes any kind of sense.
00:15:32
Speaker
All right, so oh we're going to pick up. Right off from the split. So, excuse me. First and foremost, we are going to be following Bruce.
00:15:45
Speaker
Because that's the only part of the episode I really have planned out right now. The rest is complete improv. So, I want to get that out of the way before I forget it in like a month or two the next time you record. So...
00:15:58
Speaker
so Bruce, you are heading to Crocodile's Crooked Glass. um you are currently It is currently, I believe, night time? Yeah, night time.
00:16:11
Speaker
And you guys are heading you guys you are heading down the road. Was it night time? It was night time. Did we take an overnight train?
00:16:22
Speaker
You guys took an overday train? I don't know. I i remember it being nighttime because the whole city was like lit Oh, that's right. Yeah, because it was all neon lights. New York City bright at night kind of a deal.
00:16:38
Speaker
Yeah. Yeah, okay. Yep, good. ah Is there anything you're looking for on the way or um anything you want to look for? and
00:16:51
Speaker
Not particularly. I'm really just trying to get to this glasses shop and get out so that I can meet back up with them, maybe catch the latter half of the conversation with the mayor.
00:17:06
Speaker
Okay. Alright, so remembering the directions that the Weavile had given you, you eventually come to a big brick building. It's got a lot of bright lights on it, as does every building in the city.
00:17:20
Speaker
There's a big sign on the front that says Crocodile's Crooked Glass. And the sign itself is made out of glass. Very fitting. Yes. so Go ahead and roll me perception.
00:17:34
Speaker
Alright.
00:17:39
Speaker
So 11 plus 2, 13. You hear a muffled like, help, somebody, help, coming from like inside the building. Yeah, Bruce is gonna like whip the door open.
00:17:56
Speaker
See what's going on inside. The door, you the he inside of the building is like hot, very hot. Noticeably, it like even for you, Bruce, it is still very hot.
00:18:09
Speaker
And what you see inside is very um unexpected, I would expect. I did not mean to alliterate that, but sure. So, what you see is a crocodile in a tangle of wires stuck to the ceiling.
00:18:30
Speaker
How did this happen? oh thank god somebody's here. oh my god, the fucking pot, it's it's gonna boil over. God, I need to get that taken care of before it fucking explodes. And in the corner of the room, you see a like a vat full of red-ish liquid.
00:18:48
Speaker
And it is roiling very hot and it is like super heated with some blue flames underneath it.
00:19:01
Speaker
Alright, what can I do to help? i Is there anything I can do to get that off the flames or should I just try to get you loose?
00:19:12
Speaker
No, the, uh, I need... Try to get me down from here. If we don't get that tank care of, like, fast, it's going to explode. um Um, is it close enough that I can, like, jump up and use fury swipes on the wires that are tangling him up?
00:19:28
Speaker
Uh, sure. Whoops.
00:19:32
Speaker
Go ahead and, uh, you don't need accuracy because it's, like, obviously not moving. Uh, see if you can do some damage to these wires. All right.
00:19:45
Speaker
Alright, I get three hits here. Excuse me.
00:19:53
Speaker
Which means 3d6 plus 9.
00:20:04
Speaker
So, one, a four, and a six. So, it'll be 20. It'll 34 damage on these Jeez.
00:20:13
Speaker
these voice Great grief, 34 damage. You are able to make slight scratches in the wire, but it is not making near enough progress as you would think.
00:20:24
Speaker
Ah, shit. These are high strength wires. They're made for like glasses and stuff. They're like titanium and whatnot. Ah, it doesn't matter right now. Um, grand I don't know if you're to be able to get me down in time. Look, you see that that pot over there? Look, that's a pot of boiling glass.
00:20:43
Speaker
Yep, it is. Big or not much. It is super heated right now, and there is no way to cool it down fast enough before it goes critical. I need you to make something with it. I know that sounds weird. I know it's strange. I need you to make something with it. You need to process it so it will actually you know not explode on us. Okay. And fry us alive.
00:21:08
Speaker
Got it. So you got, like, glass-blowing tools, then? Yeah, yeah, yeah. He's, like, snapping his fingers. All right, well, what did you come in here for? Well, I came here to get a new pair of glasses for one of friends. All right, glasses, glasses. Got it, got it. All right, we're going to make some glasses then, all right? All right, go over there and go grab those molds. And he, like, points to the corner where there's a bunch of, like, rubber steel molds.
00:21:35
Speaker
Okay. They're steel molds, not rubber molds, because rubber would melt. Yes. Yes. i Go and grab the molds. Alright. You're going to need some equipment, and he points over to a closet which has like a bunch of heat-resistant gloves, apron, goggles, etc.
00:21:53
Speaker
None of which would fit you, but it's what you got. Yeah, you know, i mean, like, that the goggles probably cover my entire head. a i'm just swimming in the apron.
00:22:07
Speaker
right, all all right, that'll do, that'll do. Okay, yeah, just try not to get it on yourself. I know it's not adequate protection, but, jeez, this stuff will, like, melt your bones out, so very dangerous stuff.
00:22:19
Speaker
Alright, there's a ladle over there on that shelf. Points at the shelf. I need you to take the, uh, I need you to take some of the glass, pour it into the mold very carefully. Slowly and carefully. Okay.
00:22:33
Speaker
Got it. So, go ahead and roll a sleight of hand. Sleight of hand, eh? That is cool, I believe. Uh, I'm not sure. i actually don't have the Excel sheet pulled up.
00:22:46
Speaker
Yeah, that's right. We actually have it in uh labeled now in our sheets yeah that is an 18 buddy oh with an 18 you were able to steadily excuse me and slowly pour it into the molds you can already see the glass starting to cool down somewhat going from a cherry red down to a simmering red um
00:23:14
Speaker
Alright, alright, perfect, perfect, perfect. Now, we need to get into the right, like, convexity. Uh, con-cavity? Convexity? I guess that doesn't matter, because they're lenses. I'm a lens maker, can't you tell? ah And is he points to a set of complex tools with a bunch of like what seem to be lenses, but they're more like they're almost like molds for lenses, basically. right now now Now that the ah glasses you've separated some of the glass out, it's cooled down a little bit, it's safe to transfer into the mechanism. I don't have a name for this, so work with me. Yeah.
00:23:51
Speaker
right right so all right so go ahead and take some of those tweezers over there points to the shelf once again and i need you to transfer from the mold into the mechanism and uh so go ahead and roll me once again another sleight of hand okay
00:24:11
Speaker
That's 19. Oh, a 19. oh nineteen so you definitely take out the lenses and place them onto like ah one of the pieces of the mechanism.
00:24:24
Speaker
And it's like um not the same convexity as the mold. So you can see the glass slowly starting to conform to the actual shape.
00:24:36
Speaker
uh oh i should asked i should have asked this what uh what prescription glasses do you have do you know yeah i'm gonna assume that i have note with the prescription did did blair give you a note with yeah well She told me what the the prescription that was needed was. Okay, we'll go with that. Okay.
00:25:03
Speaker
So, it's like, alright, the prescriptions are labeled on the mechanism. Make sure you put it on the right, like, convexity that matches the prescription. With the right thickness. Yeah. Alright, perfect. So, now that you've done that, I need you to blow on it so it spreads around and whitens the lenses out.
00:25:23
Speaker
yeah Over there is like a um a blowing tube he points to a closet which has a really long tube.
00:25:34
Speaker
Go ahead, set the mechanism on the ground, point that tube at the glass, put it right at the center, and I need you to blow on it as long as you can. Mm-hmm. Okay. Alright, so now you're going to go ahead and roll Constitution to see if you can blow long enough for it to ah spread far enough as you're blowing on it. Alright. 19 plus 1, dirty 20. Oh my god, what is with this luck?
00:26:02
Speaker
I said I used up all my bad dice luck earlier.
00:26:11
Speaker
I just, I just sound like Jake posted in the group chat. Yes. Phrase it. Look, what else do you want me to call it? It's a blowing, okay? It's glass blowing.
00:26:24
Speaker
I've been dying since then! I've actually done a little bit of glass blowing just like at a glass museum that's like an hour and a half, two hours from my house.
00:26:37
Speaker
Oh, that's actually beautiful. So... we you so we When I was a kid, we went there and made some like Christmas tree ornaments.
00:26:49
Speaker
That's actually really cool. Doing some soap glass blowing. I'm sorry I'm interrupting, but that killed me. i'm sorry i interrupting but that that killed me
00:27:03
Speaker
Well, I guess ah Bruce has the experience needed for this occasion, so... wonderful.
00:27:11
Speaker
Okay. the ah The instructor is like, alright, perfect, perfect. Your face is like turning purple from the exertion. He's like, all alright, that's enough, that's enough. Alright, now wire, wire, wire. There's a...
00:27:23
Speaker
Uh, over there, there's the, uh, he points to the machine in the corner. That's the industrial wire cutter. Go ahead and, uh, turn the crank on it. Like, five times, it should spit out just enough wire to make some wireframe glasses.
00:27:36
Speaker
Okay. And now, go ahead. This crank is very hard to turn. It's very strong, as you are actively taking a block of metal, and it is basically pulling it into a string.
00:27:51
Speaker
A very efficient way to make sure. Sure. That's totally the way that you make glass frames for glasses. Totally.
00:28:05
Speaker
Definitely don't just have schools of wire that you can use. You've got to have a whole steel block here. I'm making this up on the fly, okay? Just the idea of taking cold metal ingot and stretching into a string.
00:28:23
Speaker
There's gonna be one heck of a lever here. Alright. Oh, there we go.
00:28:34
Speaker
Look, I've never made glasses before. I'm making this all up on the fly. Your ridiculousness finally caught up to me.
00:28:47
Speaker
Okay, go ahead and roll Strength. Oh. Go ahead and Strength. Okay, wait, so Strength strength is tough, right?
00:29:00
Speaker
I believe... Okay. did Do you want to use the roll that I did before you said to roll Strength? Oh, strength is tough.
00:29:11
Speaker
I forgot. Strength replaces tough. Duh. Yeah. Okay. Do you want me re-roll or use the roll that did before? That's fine. What did you roll? I rolled a 7 plus 1, 8.
00:29:24
Speaker
With a 7 plus 1, it's going to take a little longer for you to crank this handle. ah And the pot in the corner starts to bubble a little harder and a little harder. ah and ah it and But with some effort, you are still able to pull out just enough wire to make some glasses.
00:29:51
Speaker
Alright.
00:29:55
Speaker
Uh, okay, and, uh, the instructions are like, alright, perfect, perfect. Alright, uh, pliers over there, just bend them into a typical glasses shape make sure they fit around the lenses.
00:30:06
Speaker
The lenses should be cooled off by now, I believe. He looks at them, yeah, they're cool enough. So go ahead and just, like, bend them into a ah shape that resembles glasses.
00:30:18
Speaker
Yeah. ah Whatever fits you better, I guess. And... What would you roll for, like, creative? Like, uh... Crafts. Intelligence. Intelligence, sleight of hand, whichever one you prefer. ah Okay. Intelligence is plus one for me, so... Okay, I think that's smart.
00:30:40
Speaker
Yeah. Okay. Yeah, yeah sure. That works. Either smart or tough, I would say, which... For this activity. Whichever one's better for They're both plus one for me, so it doesn't really matter. Okay. now That's a four plus one, five.
00:30:59
Speaker
Ooh, so the glasses are like a little bit crooked. ah They're not quite straight. He's like, alright, alright, it's good enough, it's good enough. We'll fix it later, let's fix it later. Alright. Alright, the lenses should be cool enough to place in there. Go ahead and place it in there.
00:31:17
Speaker
Like, use twizzles. Don't use your hands. and It's still a little toasty. But it shouldn't melt the wire off. Okay. And it's going to take one more sleight of hand roll to expertly put these lenses in the wire frames.
00:31:32
Speaker
Yeah. All right. on now. All of my cool rolls that are plus zero were nice and hot. Let's keep it going. 15! Hey, 15! The lenses fit snugly into place, and you have created a perfect set of glasses, minus the frame, which can be bent into shape later. Yeah.
00:31:55
Speaker
Flora can fix that herself. They might not have fit her head properly anyways, being Cyndaquil trying to make a pair of glasses for an absole.
00:32:08
Speaker
We'll see how they fit later. So, yeah over in the corner, the glass, now that you have processed part of it, has cooled down somewhat what to the point where it's not roiling as much.
00:32:19
Speaker
He's like, oh, the instructor's like, oh, thank God. oh God. Okay. ah Okay, well, we're not going to die now. All right. um I'm going to need you to run over to the general store and go grab me a pair of a ah wire cutters. Didn't you have the pliers or wire cutters that I just used to cut the wire that needed? No, no, no. That's a machine. that i needed The wire cutters he used were part of the wire making machine.
00:32:47
Speaker
mark done The handheld wire cutters, he points to the floor where there's a pair of broken wire cutters. It's the reason I'm in this mess. okay Wait, a crocodile's asking for wire cutters when his hands can crush cars?
00:33:01
Speaker
It doesn't need to make sense. it's It's fun. It doesn't need to make sense. Let's see. What is my uni's... like flame wheel or temper flare um the wires to heat them up and weaken them a bit for me to i'm attached to these wires and wire heat metal conduct heat okay fair enough i guess i'll i can run to the general store for you i'll compensate you once they get me down it shouldn't be too much okay sounds good i'll be back in a flash
00:33:37
Speaker
Now the question is, do you actually want to stop at a store and buy anything, or do you just want to fast forward through that? Because if you want to to you can buy a few things while you're at the store. Let's see, is there anything that I would like to have from the store?
00:33:54
Speaker
It's a general shop, so I'll say the typical things you would find a store berries, items, limited TMs. Would you say this would be like a higher-end general shop? Maybe be a more likely to buy things from you at their face value?
00:34:15
Speaker
ah Sorry, i got distracted of what Jake posted. Sorry, say that again? Oh my gosh, you posted Weird Al in the chat. That's Weird Al?
00:34:29
Speaker
come
00:34:32
Speaker
Yeah, so right what do you think this would be like a higher end general shop that would like be willing to buy stuff from you with their face value?
00:34:43
Speaker
Uh, I mean, only one way to find out. As you enter the general shop, which is, like, right next right next door, you basically see kind of what you would expect.
00:34:54
Speaker
There's, like, a bunch of bears, there's a TM, and there's a friendly tankist car. It's like, hey there, honey, we don't usually get customers this late. How can I help you? ah Yeah, no, I'm just gonna... So, uh, we got a kind of a situation at the, uh, glasses, the the the glass shop next door. I need a pair of, like, nice heavy-duty wire cutters real quick.
00:35:19
Speaker
Uh, should have some in ah my personal tool chest out back. What's the situation? Uh, the owner of the shop is kind of tangled up, stuck up at the ceiling in quick industrial wire.
00:35:32
Speaker
Oh it's Jesus, all alright, hold on one second. ah He like runs to the back and he grabs like this toolbox, like a handheld toolbox. He's like, uh, show me the way, I'll oh i'll come help.
00:35:45
Speaker
Alright, yeah. Well, let's go. it's It's like right next door. Alright, and he starts following you over to the class shop. He gets inside, oh my god, it's hot in here, what the?
00:35:59
Speaker
Oh my god, what the? He's like looking up at the ceiling. G- how did you get in that situation? Let me get you down first. And he opens the toolbox, pulls out a set of wire cutters, and uh gets to work cutting some wires down. And after some time, the crocodile falls down the ground.
00:36:20
Speaker
Ugh, thank you, Jesus Christ. all Alright, thanks. Oh, fuck. Wow, you actually- you looking at Bruce, you saved me from being burnt to death pretty much. I was just getting ready to make a ah ah some snow globes for the shop a couple of streets down and all of a sudden trying to get some wire to work on the bases of the snow globes and stupid wire cutters broke. oh I kind of got a little upset and I threw a bit of a tantrum.
00:36:53
Speaker
He says rubbing the back of his head. i probably shouldn't have done that, but anyway, I pulled out all my wire and got tangled up into it and well, almost paid the price for it. So thank you two enough.
00:37:09
Speaker
You're welcome. Maybe you can maybe go to some like anger management classes or something so you can make sure that doesn't happen again. don't know. They might it help you out.
00:37:23
Speaker
Might look into it. I mean, certainly isn't fun.
00:37:29
Speaker
Yeah, thank you for helping me through making the glasses I need. here Can I see those glasses, actually? Yeah. yeah Go over where I left them.
00:37:41
Speaker
hand them over to him. He picks up the glasses and he says, are these glasses made for you? They're awfully big. You want me to shrink them down? no, no. They're actually for a friend of mine, an Absoll.
00:37:55
Speaker
Oh, okay. um He takes a little tiny hammer he starts hammering away at the frame and stuff. He takes some sandpaper and stands away at the edges of the glass to get rid of some of the sharp edges. He's like, this should be a little bit more serviceable.
00:38:11
Speaker
And he hands them back to you and you have a perfect set of glasses. Alright. Thank you very much. Yeah, that's on the house. Obviously. I mean, I can't thank you enough for what you've done for me, so...
00:38:27
Speaker
Oh, then thank you. Much appreciated. He turns to the Kangaskhan. Also, thank you, Billion, for getting me down from here. Yeah. oh I mean, ah honestly, it's good to have some excitement this late at night. Not many customers in the shop, and, well, I have the tools for the job, so it works.
00:38:48
Speaker
Well, I guess with that, I guess I best be going. And the Kangaskhan salutes you guys, and he heads out of the class shop. Oh. if
00:38:58
Speaker
all Alright, do you you happen to know any shortcuts to get to the mayor's office? The mayor's office? oh Geez, let me think.
00:39:09
Speaker
I mean, basically, and he like tells you some directions to get to the mayor's office. Go down this way, go down that way, take a left here. and He writes it down on a piece of paper and hands it to you.
00:39:21
Speaker
Oh, thank you. I'll be on my way then. I gotta meet up with some friends who wanted to talk with the mayor. Alright, glad I could be of help. he He waves you goodbye as he headed out of the shop.
00:39:34
Speaker
So, we are going to cut over to Evelyn and ah Jake. So, you guys, Kyle and Walter, are... ah We're gonna jump back to the point where you guys split off from Bruce. So... Okay.
00:39:51
Speaker
You guys are going over to the mayor's office.
00:39:58
Speaker
Just like I did with Bruce. It's a dark night. ah Lots of pretty lights out. Is there anything you guys want to do while you're going on the way? You guys are going through a pretty busy cityscape, so you guys have like all sorts of shops and stuff.
00:40:10
Speaker
If you guys want to stop anywhere, you can.
00:40:15
Speaker
Cue the big band jazz music. because we're you know We're in for a good time. i guess you guys are in Louisiana. Times Square-ish.
00:40:30
Speaker
Okay.
00:40:34
Speaker
I just be that guy and never get a bag? Even though I should get one. As you guys are walking, you see a bag of store. Bag store?
00:40:45
Speaker
Okay.
00:40:48
Speaker
That's up to you, Jake. You did finally have a time where you could use extra bag space a couple sessions ago Now I don't need it anymore.
00:41:00
Speaker
But you might need it later. The last time- Between the time you guys bought that bag and now you keep telling me how you have to- Oh, I don't have space for it. Oh, all this.
00:41:12
Speaker
Literally, probably like next episode you're gonna find something gore like, oh, I don't have a space for it anymore. Well, I have a space, one. All I gotta do is give someone else my Reviver Seed. Or my three different types of berry that have five of each.
00:41:26
Speaker
So what you're saying is you don't have space, but the people who did buy the bags do have space. I have two spaces open because I put deck of many things in twice, so I have two spaces.
00:41:38
Speaker
Two whole spaces? Man, what are you going to do with all that real estate? don't pick up my stuff unless it's destructive, so... Oh my goodness. You guys give me the cracked out items, so... I have the Transformorborb, the Deck of Many Things, the TNT. have all that stuff.
00:41:58
Speaker
I'm saving it for a boss fight that we can't stop. be fair, you took most of that stuff. Yeah, did. You got the Transformorb on your own, you took the TNT on your own. my chaotic nature.
00:42:11
Speaker
anything, I should give you the berries in case I do something dumb and you need heal me.
00:42:19
Speaker
um okay you know what sure i'll get a bag just so i can spend some money that i've never used this money just probably about spider webs on it what was the pokemon in the last bag shop i don't have clue we haven't been into the bag shop in forever i thought the bag shop was just a part of the regular kangus gun shop i thought it was just a jiggle store I thought- no, I think you guys went across the room.
00:42:48
Speaker
is it? Maybe it was. i don't know, because I remember- ah Oh my gosh. It would be like- Eli and his grimy food. Was it the last back shop we promised to do advertising for them? Oh yeah, you guys made like a song or so or Evelyn or... dance names hi like I still have the rights to that. We can sell it.
00:43:05
Speaker
we We can sell it to this bag shop. We can sell the rights to all the bag shops and have all them to sue each other. Yes.
00:43:16
Speaker
This is so diabolical. oh my yeah's Let's try to run the scam. We're going in the bag No, we just make it slightly different. It'll... We just make each each song slightly different. It's that one Simpsons episode where like all the it's all the same song about their town but slightly different.
00:43:38
Speaker
Okay. Only Springfield. Only Shimmer City.
00:43:46
Speaker
What's the Pokemon name? Ah, well, I won't read this one. um Nah. A croconaw. Croconaw. What's a crocodile? The evolved form of a crocodile.
00:44:00
Speaker
The other crocodile? Oh, do crocodiles just own these businesses here? Is this a crocodile town? No, I was just thinking because of like crocodile leather. I'm sorry, what? Okay.
00:44:13
Speaker
By that logic, shouldn't all shouldn't all like fucking leather shops be run by cows? but but Tauros leather shops? No, this one's run by a Tauros.
00:44:24
Speaker
Okay, I like it, I like it. Okay, but who sells the crocs? that would be the croc and all. Ah. Okay, so you guys enter, uh, Bufalons' bags, and what at the counter is a Bufalon who's like, uh, hi there.
00:44:44
Speaker
Uh, we got many bags. What to come in here for? we got bags for all sizes. The codex won't say i I love you for using this Pokemon. I love Bufalant never gets any love.
00:44:55
Speaker
Thank you. hey Hey, that's good. It's a good count. Buffalo Tauros, but people do do not like Bufalant. Yeah. Taurus is more used, I guess.
00:45:08
Speaker
In like media and stuff. They have new forms now, so they they're all up there. Oh, like the Paldean forms. Yeah. Um, Yes, I would like to look your bags perfectly. It has little more space.
00:45:23
Speaker
And would love to run a deal with you. drop deal yeah a little Maybe a little cheaper. What kind of deal do you guys got? Do you need advertising as in a song that we could give you?
00:45:39
Speaker
so you could be playing it so people would hear the good music and be like, wow, that shot must be very good if if they have their own soundtrack. Go ahead and roll persuasion, which is a cute rule.
00:45:53
Speaker
Can I get help?
00:45:57
Speaker
Hmm. do you need me to give you, like, advantage? Yes. I'm a fighting type. We don't do ki. Okay. Okay. Wait, wrong die? I rolled a What do you want Here you go, here you go, here you go.
00:46:11
Speaker
What do you mean wrong Of course you wear
00:46:15
Speaker
d20. I just picked up the wrong... I'm having technical difficulties, guys. um How technical are your dice? i They technically exist. i Okay, wow. Not 20. I don't need your help. Not 20. I don't need your help.
00:46:33
Speaker
Okay. For what it's worth, I got a 19. Alright, 20, 19, doesn't matter. He rolled a 6 for... I couldn't find a good one, so I just sp rolled a flat d20.
00:46:44
Speaker
So... Probably be insight. I was thinking either insight, maybe, uh... If it's insight, then we would have rolled deception. it was insight, we would have rolled deception.
00:46:57
Speaker
Yeah, that's true. It doesn't matter, got nat 20. Yeah. hey It doesn't matter. He rolled a six, so it doesn't matter. you're like, hmm, we could use... What did you say? Advertising?
00:47:11
Speaker
We don't have a logo yet. not Not a logo. um Something you could own. We'll give you the copyrights to it if you'll cheapen the price for us. Like a logo? a logo, a song. Like a jingle. song yeah Let me hear it.
00:47:29
Speaker
Okay. Instead, I will make my decision. Alright, I'll go up to get- Oh, really. Alright. Seeing what we just- what we- whispering this to her. Like, we're backing away, pretending like we're getting all our instruments ready, but like, seeing what we saw over there, but just replace the name of the other people with this one. What's the name of shop again? don't even remember.
00:47:47
Speaker
Uh, it's Bofalant Bags. Alright. We will try- Can me and Ikaro try to sing the same song we sung in the other place, but replace the name with this one? Do you guys even remember that song?
00:48:00
Speaker
i I can't even remember the song. like I don't know, but I know he made it. was like a little screw thing. hold on, what was the name of the game real quick? Out of character?
00:48:14
Speaker
What was the name of what? of the shop. Bufalant bags. Bufalant bags. Carrying your items is such a drag. Hey, I should have Bufalo bags, if you don't come here, it'll be a drag. actually quite like that. Get bags.
00:48:33
Speaker
Wait. Get your bags if you don't feel drag. will lift you up when you're so glad.
00:48:43
Speaker
yeah So you guys are rehearsing this right? Yeah, yeah. Okay. Do we need to make song notes for us to sing during this recording?
00:48:54
Speaker
we're gonna have to do our own after um after um recording of this mo song so you can post us singing. If you guys want to do a duet of this jingle after the fact I will put it in the episode okay?
00:49:12
Speaker
production. I feel like we have to and then I could just put this in the TikTok. We have to put something there after a year of nothing being posted. Oh, shit. Yes. that'd be great.
00:49:23
Speaker
Oh, that'd be fun. Alright, Karo, you're the person that does music. You help us write the lyrics. I'm just... I will say, you guys can sing whatever you want here. If you guys do make one after the fact, I'll just replace it. Nah, it's fine. It doesn't have to be the same words.
00:49:42
Speaker
I think the whole, like, our characters coming up with the song on the fly is is perfect. Okay. want bags Booflum bags, it's a drag if you don't shop it here.
00:49:55
Speaker
Boofalo bags, this is the place to get your bags all day. Whether it's a handbag or or a luggage bag.
00:50:07
Speaker
You will know that it's better today. The deals here are great. The bouffalon here is sharp. If you go anywhere else, the quality just won't match.
00:50:22
Speaker
Bouffalon bags. Bouffalon bags. Happy to... Everything is 25%. Wait, wait. No, wait, wait. wait wait What am I even talking about? Okay. Put that in there.
00:50:37
Speaker
Force them to mark all of their products down permanently. Bufalump bags. Bufalump bags. I'd like you to find a better place than this. It's unbeatable. It's incredible. If you shop anywhere else, you will fail.
00:50:55
Speaker
love it um bags I love it. will be the number one place here ah I love that you guys have like actually established a slogan jingle for them. booflog bags buffalo bags Like that's like, that's like established now. I love that. i I know we're not going to replace the segment with it, but we need to make an actual song and put at the end of the episode.
00:51:29
Speaker
Yeah. Okay. after this Okay, I'll do that. I'll do that. After this much effort we have put in to sing this, we gotta make a jingle now. Yes. Oh my god, I really love that. Oh my god. No, I'm not gonna do that.
00:51:42
Speaker
Okay, I was gonna say, like, you know how I do, it like, music over the outro? of I was like, what if I did that instead of the music? I'm like, wait, no, that'd be terrible. I'd be talking over you guys. That'd be awful. This has been Jacob. Buffalo bags, buffalo bags!
00:52:00
Speaker
If anything, we should put the beginning. i will say, I have to agree with- Buffalo bags, buffalo bags, it's a drag to not shop here. i will say, I have to agree with Eli, God. You guys suck at writing.
00:52:18
Speaker
I'm sorry, we're trying to come with this anyway. You write buffalo bags with a good rhyme. Oh my god, there's so many words that I write with bad. You just write bag with drag many times.
00:52:29
Speaker
don't music. a football player. I'm jock. Just flip around. Like, bouffalant bags, bouffalant bags, if you don't shop here, it'll be a drag.
00:52:41
Speaker
said that! You said bouffalant bags, bouffalant bags. i It'll be a drag if you don't shop here. Just flip those two halves of the sentence line and you have it rhyming.
00:52:57
Speaker
I'm sorry, I'm not good at the pressure.
00:53:03
Speaker
Like I said, I love it. It was great.
00:53:08
Speaker
Oh, Listen, this is the early our music career for me and Ikaru. Let me walk in the vault and Ikaru get a break. We've only made one other song and it exactly the same jingly to the other place.
00:53:22
Speaker
We only speak only sung songs, we haven't made our own. Jesus. We've only made jingles, not real songs yet. I know! We're working there.
00:53:36
Speaker
I mean, that's a good place to start for a new music group. Doing jingles. What do we roll, Dakota, to make this work? I don't want to roll. I want you guys to give me an actual jingle and I will determine how good that jingle
00:53:54
Speaker
I thought that was it. thought I thought you guys were rehearsing. If I grab my... we would have to spend at least an hour here making an actual good rhyming jingle. You don't have to.
00:54:07
Speaker
If that's what you guys want to use, you guys can use that. Why don't we just roll for it and then we'll cut in the actual good stuff. when we record the actual jingle.
00:54:18
Speaker
i i can I can do that. What do you think, Evelyn?
00:54:24
Speaker
Assuming it's a good roll. If it's a bad roll, I probably won't. You could use the roll. That'll use this? That'll we use this? I was thinking you could just use the roll to determine how good you make the jingle when you go to record it post-production.
00:54:45
Speaker
Or you could just make a good jingle in post. Here, I'll say i'll serve this. if If you guys roll bad, you guys have to make one up on the spot. If you guys roll all good, I'll put it in the one end from post-production. If you do roll bad, I'll put it in any anyway, just at the end. Alright.
00:55:02
Speaker
Ready? Let's roll this. Alright, go ahead and roll performance. yes yeah That is a textbook performance roll. Let me grab my ukulele. 50? as the pro Oh yeah, ah and Jake, you or Walter has his guitar, right?
00:55:19
Speaker
Oh yeah, let me grab my guitar I own. Yeah. yeah I don't own a guitar! How about an ele- you have an improvised electric cello? Oh, you meant like in real life. forgot.
00:55:32
Speaker
Evelyn does- Evelyn does have a ukulele, I forgot about that.
00:55:43
Speaker
Uh, we are the Crystal Gems to always save the day.
00:55:53
Speaker
Okay, so Hikaru pulls out her like her um blue ukulele her blue-ka-lay-ly, if you will. Yeah, her blue-ka-lay-ly.
00:56:06
Speaker
Those of you who ah who know Pokemon Ranger Guardian signs, you know exactly what I'm talking about. Yeah, talking. I do not, sorry. Ukulele Pichu! Buffalo bags, buffalo bags.
00:56:22
Speaker
Okay. Okay.
00:56:28
Speaker
So, go ahead. and Please roll so we can see what you get. Yeah, go ahead and roll. go i hate this I have a question. Are you guys, are your characters using your instruments? Because Yukawa has a ukulele and Walter has a guitar.
00:56:42
Speaker
Ah. I think we use it with Pricely. I don't know how we're gonna use the guitar in this. If you guys are using your instruments, I will let you roll to advantage. Oh. Okay, I'm using my instrument. She... Okay.
00:56:57
Speaker
I'm gonna say no, because a jingle doesn't really use a guitar. the Okay, you got a six. Wait, with advantage? With advantage, yeah.
00:57:08
Speaker
Oh, jeez. Jake, what about you? Fifteen. Okay, 15. We'll use that rule then. ah So that is a high rule. So do you guys... I'll let you guys decide. Do you want to improvise a song now and use that for in the episode? Or do you want me to put in the post-production song?
00:57:31
Speaker
um We can just... like It'll help if we like listen to what we have to what we just recorded. Okay. And then we can make polish that. Buffalo Bills song. so So what i will what I'm going to do is... Buffalo Bills. If you go ahead and improvise me a song, if you want me to replace it in later, I'll do that. And then I'll put your guys' improvised version at the end.
00:57:58
Speaker
um my gosh, okay. Oh boy. Okay.
00:58:04
Speaker
For now, we can just do like the we can just do like the chorus. Okay, yeah, so Buffalo... ah but bag I should have named him Bill. That would have been awesome.
00:58:16
Speaker
You know what, his name is Bill. Yeah, alright, his name is abmi it's still Bouffalant's bags, but... ah it it so But his name is Bill. You guys don't know that yet. So car the Bouffalant's like, alright, so what do you guys got for me?
00:58:33
Speaker
One, two, one, two, three. a Bufalon bags, Bufalon bags If you don't have a bag, it'll be a drag Bufalon bags, Bufalon bags Come over here and buy your bags
00:58:51
Speaker
That was really nice. was trying to keep up what was just saying, but then I- I'm sorry, I was trying to like- Like, am I supposed to know what lyrics about to use? No, I- I was also wondering how it was gonna work with, uh I was wondering how it was gonna work with the delay and stuff.
00:59:06
Speaker
Yeah, maybe we'll both have to record and then just add our stuff together. But also, Evelyn, I don't think I've heard your ukulele since our very first session when Hikaru was in Neon. Do you remember that?
00:59:20
Speaker
She played it one time last arc. Oh, did she? Yeah. Evelyn, click before you forget the lyrics. Write them down. You guys don't have to stick with the same lyrics, I will say.
00:59:34
Speaker
No, but it's just to go off of.
00:59:40
Speaker
we could We could stick a demo up on the Patreon too. Demo? We're going to have an actual ban! Yeah. Pull the original practice that they did couple minutes ago and put it on Patreon.
01:00:02
Speaker
Yeah, I can do that. too If you're okay with that.
01:00:09
Speaker
That would be some good Patreon content right there. So the buffalant looks at like, hair are your I actually really like that. You know what? I'm gonna let you have one for free.
01:00:20
Speaker
um Here. And he pulls out the normal bag. He pulls out two normal bags and he looks at Hikaru's like, Oh, you already have a normal bag. Here.
01:00:31
Speaker
And he hands you a silver bag. Oh my goodness. That's So, Walter walter has a normal bag, and Hikaru has a silver bag.
01:00:46
Speaker
Oh my gosh, thank you so much!
01:00:51
Speaker
I've never... never thought I'd... find a silver bag. How do you unlock on 4.4? Because it's still grayed out. How do you unlock them? ah You have to manually ungray. You just select all of them and change it to the correct color.
01:01:11
Speaker
So if you select all the cells in the top, there's a fill option. Just change that color to the right green.
01:01:25
Speaker
Oh, you can do that? Yeah, they're literally just filled in a different color. You just select them and change the color. OK.
01:01:36
Speaker
Oh yeah, that's right. Eli just posted in the chat, I love that Walter came into the shop to spend some money and they got one for free. That's perfect.
01:01:51
Speaker
Alright. So we'll just like, me just roll so we'll just like fill out the split sheet. Yeah, just select, do you want me to share my screen real fast? Okay, let's see.
01:02:08
Speaker
The fact is I have this downloaded but can't transfer it to the actual um app because I don't pay um pay for it. Oh yeah. So I can't do that. I can't do what you say to do.
01:02:21
Speaker
do you mean you can't do that? I'm on the i'm on the web as well.
01:02:28
Speaker
Here, start the screen real quick. I know for a fact you can do that.
01:02:36
Speaker
Especially since the i have I gave full permissions to everyone who has access to the link to 4.3. Everything.
01:02:45
Speaker
Oh, I've got to give it a second to load up. Because you're pretty far away from me.
01:02:53
Speaker
Oh, there it goes. okay so oh, What is this?
01:03:03
Speaker
like Oh, go oh ah go to home. Click on home. I'm on home. ah Phil, on the far right. Maybe? No, no, no, it should be... Wait, what?
01:03:22
Speaker
Where? What is this? Why is it so different? I don't know what this is. It should be Yeah, it should be in Home. It should be... Usually it's in like font.
01:03:37
Speaker
Yeah. Well, no in mine it's right under the font size. Next to the letter. There are three things there.
01:03:49
Speaker
Yeah. It should be the thing to... Directly below the font size there. What the hell? Is that not it?
01:04:03
Speaker
I will say his ah stream completely froze for me. Oh, there it goes.
01:04:18
Speaker
No. No, his stream is completely dead for me. Hey, there it is. I know what? I mean, regardless of it's shaded or not, the formulas will still work. Yeah, you might just want to hit undo a couple of- Control Control Control C, Control- All right, I'm going to stop your stream before you kill my internet. Jeez.
01:04:41
Speaker
Yeah. Okay. please Control C does not want to work.
01:04:47
Speaker
I don't know what it that is you're using. The application is just called File. I downloaded it and this is what it gave me. I don't know what that is. You know what? You should just open Excel online. It's just gonna be white.
01:05:04
Speaker
Okay. Alright, whatever we're saying. I can't transfer for this to Excel because I have to pay for it to transfer it. I'm not paying for Excel and I'm using Excel.
01:05:16
Speaker
You don't need to pay to use the online version. convert to PDFFXLSX. I'll work with you after the show if you have time. We can figure that out later.
01:05:27
Speaker
Yeah. I'll help you with that later. um Okay. So you ah you guys have obtained free bags.
01:05:38
Speaker
um And the Bufalant is very excitingly writing down Jango. He's like, oh so I have your permission to copyright this direct.
01:05:52
Speaker
That would be... Sounds good. So he writes like two lines at the bottom. He's like, I need both of you guys to sign here. This is a contract stating that the copyright belongs to one Bufalant Bill.
01:06:05
Speaker
Bufalant Bill. ah Let me ah just let me just double check let me just double check what what is on this. So he hands you the contract, and now I have to make up a contract on the fly. ah so So it basically it just says all items listed above our er below are subject to copyright laws, and copyright ownership belongs to Bouffalant S. Bill.
01:06:35
Speaker
ah And ah this is in accordance with the... law of blank blank blank um with these witnesses signed below sure and then it lists the slogan you guys did wal do a right okay bit hands but fit hands her fit hands okay not so his whole name there so it doesn't count butll but That's called fraud. yeah that that is contract fraud. Oh no! Fraud! That's worst thing that I've done in this game. Pull up your felony bingo cards.
01:07:18
Speaker
Not the terrorism he's done. We got another thing to add to the bingo card. The crime bingo card. Is that what Walter's gonna get screwed on? he does all this, but police catch him on fraud. Police catch him on copyright fraud.
01:07:34
Speaker
it's like hot them off you okay yeah but i mean it's tax fraud the that's whatever all right uh and the irs you know okay plus so the clipboard goes to uh hikaru okay fake your name so
01:07:57
Speaker
So you're just chanting this right in front of the buff. Okay, so.
01:08:07
Speaker
o
01:08:12
Speaker
So I'm just du I'm just double check. I mean, yeah, just double checking everything. looks looks good. think. Yeah.
01:08:29
Speaker
So I guess like I'm just going to roll to see how smart Hikaru is in this situation. right. Smart roll. Do you follow Walter's bullshit?
01:08:45
Speaker
Hikaru rolls a five. so So she basically... just sign whatever. So she like she'll just sign whatever so she she signs it.
01:08:58
Speaker
Alright, it just says whatever. No. No, that's what I would say if this was ARC 1 PTT. You know, and... Yeah. And just to... And just to... And just And to back to the good old signing, like, how we found in Kalos, where we just put a handprint, and that's the signing Pokken.
01:09:17
Speaker
The old generation. Okay. Take the hand in ink and just hit the paper. So the, uh, bouffalant takes back the clipboard and is like, alright, thank you guys very much. I love this. Thank you guys so much. You got me so excited. I'm gonna put this up everywhere.
01:09:33
Speaker
I'm having an image of, like, the barnyard animals of him just getting in two legs, picking up a contract with his hooves.
01:09:40
Speaker
back your edge It just works. He wrote down his contract so quickly in hooves, or in his mouth, and he's like, grrrr. Yeah, was gonna say he has it in his mouth or something. He's got the the pencil in his nose.
01:09:54
Speaker
He's just scribbling around. it's I love Bufalons, but seeing these guys work in these tiny stores is amazing to me. don't know, maybe they shrink down to their appropriate size like it's a tiny Bufalons.
01:10:11
Speaker
Or it's a really big store.
01:10:15
Speaker
Is this Tartarus?
01:10:20
Speaker
Okay. So, are you guys getting anything else at this bag shop? I will say the other bags are still for sale, if you guys wish to buy them. The silver bag is going for 20k, the platinum bag is going for 30, and then 40 and 50, etc, et etc.
01:10:38
Speaker
oh Yeah, could you just like send- Could you just like send a- um Just like give us a copy of this- um Give us a copy of this document?
01:10:51
Speaker
Just so I have Sure. at He like scribbles down- Let me go to my copier! He scribbles down a ah contract and he hands it to you. Go ahead and roll per investigation.
01:11:05
Speaker
I'll help with that. Investigation? For any discrepancies.
01:11:12
Speaker
The contract is exactly as he wrote it, except at the bottom it states that this document is a copy of the original.
01:11:20
Speaker
OK.
01:11:23
Speaker
I wonder, can I get white paint and just me say it and rewrite since it's original?
01:11:30
Speaker
Well, what does it matter? I mean, honestly, what does it matter? It's still a contract stating that it's for Bruffalons. Ah.
01:11:39
Speaker
Alright, uh, did i get everything you guys needed? You guys want any more bags? For copies, does that mean we have to sign it again? No. for He forged
01:11:59
Speaker
realized I hey i'mma just I'm gonna just take my out. you're gonna take a picture of the contract? but um i'm gonna um yeah forging signatures
01:12:13
Speaker
evelyn you're gonna take a picture of the contract Yeah, the original. OK. And maybe if if he has the lyrics written down, I'll take a picture of that, too. The lyrics that way I'm like, contract it's on the contract. Yes.
01:12:31
Speaker
OK. Walter commits a crime. Well, then Walter goes to to police the police to to complain that a crime has been committed to him. no And then the police look at the signature like, hmm, is your name Sir Walter Fithands?
01:12:45
Speaker
don't know. want to see ID, please. Oh, yeah, see my ID. Okay. What jurisdiction you got in my home? You don't have jurisdiction to find my name. don't think that's how that works.
01:12:58
Speaker
Okay. I take it you guys are not buying any more bags. Yeah, I'm good. Okay. You won't be the first or the next police that gets blown up by me. Okay, so um you guys at this point are heading towards the mayor's office.
01:13:15
Speaker
And i want you guys to roll perception as you guys get to the basically the gate of the mayor's of the town hall basically.
01:13:29
Speaker
Say again. You guys can you roll a perception check for as you guys get close to the town hall.
01:13:40
Speaker
One. Oh, one? Okay. Also, to those who may be concerned, and I love police. Don't give me... I'm becoming a cop. Don't give me the comments.
01:13:54
Speaker
and I'm becoming a cop. Fifteen... Alright, with a 15, you see someone standing at the door of- or entering as well.
01:14:05
Speaker
Uh, it is a Cyndaquil wearing a black vest. I wonder who that could be. That explains why I couldn't see them. Oh, hey, Bruce. They were by a door. That explains that.
01:14:17
Speaker
was focusing on the door. They were by a door. oh Hey, guys. That's just straight-clam-up-lodger-walter. Stand by the door. Uh...
01:14:29
Speaker
Oh, hey, would've thought you'd be the mayor's office by now. No, we sold we sold we have a contract now. Oh boy, what'd you guys do this time?
01:14:43
Speaker
we We made another jingle.
01:14:48
Speaker
Yeah. I wonder how many times can this before that all these shop owners try to brag to each other about these jingles and realize they' almost exactly the same. Oh no. it Let's see, in case that didn't pick up on the recording, Bruce did indeed just facepalm.
01:15:04
Speaker
Yeah, that did not pick up. but I thought it might not have. I mean, i don't know, the contract looked fine.
01:15:15
Speaker
Like, we're just we're just selling, we just sold the copyright to a new song, but like, what... It's technically difference. didn't clear you the di anything wrong with it. With copyright law, there's a few words different. It's different and not the same thing.
01:15:29
Speaker
Yeah, that's definitely how it works. um Wait, but different from what? We never sold the other song. yeah we We said you could use it, but we never made a contract. No, that was no the previous ah the the previous bag store that we went to, we never sold we never sold the rights to that. Are you sure? I thought we did.
01:15:53
Speaker
I mean, we didn't sell the rights, but we could use it. We backed out of that deal.
01:15:58
Speaker
guess we did. I can't remember that. Did you guys get like 5% off in that first deal, by the way? Yeah. You guys got like a shitty deal, and this guy's like, here's two bags worth like $40,000 for free. This guy's the real guy. He deserves his jingle. He's the real deal.
01:16:16
Speaker
And yet, you still tried scamming him out of his copyright. Ugh.
01:16:23
Speaker
Yeah. so so you you sold the copy? You actually sold the copyright this time, then? I need to start making a character name- a different name Walter can use in sign stuff, or say his name is.
01:16:37
Speaker
He's gonna start getting recognized for doing shit.
01:16:42
Speaker
Yeah. Alright, well, should we get headed on over to the mayor's office now?
01:16:52
Speaker
How'd the crocodile in a glass shop go? oh I got the glasses. I kind had to make them myself. or Really actually pretty surprised at how well they came out. But that the crocodile was kind of like tangled up in a bunch of wire the whole time I was making it.
01:17:11
Speaker
Had the head to go next door. How does a crocodile with no mouth blow glass? Glass? Below grass. I think that means something completely different. it It has a mouth still. has no lips though. That must take forever.
01:17:29
Speaker
Yeah, I guess it probably it probably developed some way to get like a seal between its teeth or something.
01:17:41
Speaker
don't know. That crocodile was living a dream that he was not made to do.
01:17:47
Speaker
I mean, to be fair, most Pokemon don't really have lips, so... They just... We just find ways to do things, like... be fair, I did just see Boufflon sign a contract with his nose.
01:18:03
Speaker
Exactly. with like We adapt. we We find ways. If you do it all your life, you get pretty good at it. darn Darn that evil Pokemon saying that we need to go back in evolution. We should evolve more.
01:18:20
Speaker
We should all be able to write contracts with our nose.
01:18:26
Speaker
What a statement. We should all be able to contracts with our nose. We should all, this is our, you asked right to sign this with our nose.
01:18:41
Speaker
What God giving right, y'all. gonna put that in the Quartz channel. Alright, anyway. Alright.
01:18:54
Speaker
Guess you guys must have spent a pretty long time coming up with that jingle then. is i thought I spent a pretty long time at that glass shop. Had to run next door to the shop next door to have the owner of the shop bring some wire cutters to help untangle the crocodile. It didn't take that We just hung it so bad. He just wanted to keep hearing it. It was so great. Okay.
01:19:18
Speaker
I'll choose to believe that. Wolf of ears like perk up because that's his bullshit. When he bullshits his ears, it's perk. His bullshit alarm. Bullshit radar.
01:19:30
Speaker
That's his tell. When he's lying, his ears twitch. Yeah, that that was like with some side eye to Hikaru being like, yeah, I'll choose to believe that.
01:19:41
Speaker
Totally.
01:19:48
Speaker
Okay, so as you guys go inside the mayor's- ah the town hall, it's a town hall. um You guys are stopped by Wobbuffet in a black suit.
01:20:01
Speaker
Stop there! are pokemon What is your business here?
01:20:09
Speaker
Where is the mayor?
01:20:12
Speaker
You like take a step up like it' Jesus.
01:20:17
Speaker
I will ask once again, what is you guys want to see the mayor? Why do you want to see the mayor? Hi, ah we just want to know where we're trying to look for a city.
01:20:29
Speaker
um where we We thought the mayor might know where. um What's what's the place called again? It's a Shiver Tree City. Shiver Tree City, yes.
01:20:42
Speaker
ever trans i can't say i've heard of it but i will see i will make an inquiry real quick and see if the mayor is available give me one second and he like dips away and uh goes into another room
01:20:59
Speaker
as you guys are looking around this town hall you can see it is very wealthy there's a lot of like expensive decorations a lot of like uh silver candlesticks, a gold chandelier. It's very exquisite here.
01:21:14
Speaker
And after a little bit of time, the Wobbuffet comes back is like, the mayor will see you in about five minutes. If you guys could wait outside here for a minute, I'll come and get you. Thank you.
01:21:31
Speaker
Let's see. What can we do nothing and try not to in trouble with five minutes?
01:21:41
Speaker
Leaving us alone with our thoughts for five minutes, huh? if if you guys If you guys don't want to do anything, I will let you guys pass those five minutes, but I will ah open up the opportunity for you guys to do anything if you guys wish to.
01:21:58
Speaker
um or sense i want to give i want to get a vibe Sure, you can use your aura sense. I want to see this good or a bad ora here evil or Okay. All right. Go ahead and roll for our investigation. That's because you're looking for something specific.
01:22:16
Speaker
Can I get um advantage because I'm using or since I'm not just just advantage in the past. I don't think so. I'm just trying to. I don't think so.
01:22:27
Speaker
Nice try though.
01:22:34
Speaker
Alright, investigation. Oh, that's a minus one. Okay, 13? Uh, 13. Uh, the vibe check as it is, seems okay.
01:22:47
Speaker
People seem, here see, should be a little bit trustworthy. Though it's a town hall, so there's politics and stuff. and There's corruption in every sort of politics, so it's better than most, but not perfect.
01:23:00
Speaker
So Walter fits in. Gotcha.
01:23:04
Speaker
If anything, it's just Walter's words bouncing with theirs. It's like, ah, yes, we combine.
01:23:12
Speaker
a little little bad here, a little bad there, bra but a little good here also.
01:23:20
Speaker
Alright, Walter's like, alright, he'll let his guard down for now. Alright. And if you guys to do anything, you guys just gonna pass the time.
01:23:32
Speaker
Alright. You guys got anything? really Alright. Alright. I'll take that as a no. You got something, Eli? Nope, just saying. Bruce is fine, just waiting around. Okay.
01:23:44
Speaker
A couple minutes pass. A question and real quick. Hold on. this s Sorry if I got it For those who have seen Ted 2, do you know the scene where they're in Morgan Freeman's office? God, haven't seen Ted 2 in years.
01:23:57
Speaker
It's basically scene where Johnny like puts his legs down on the desk like the rest of them and just shatters the table. Oh, that scene. Yes, i but that's what Walter does. Accidents like, accident is like ah oop Alright, there is shattered glass everywhere, and with that, the Wobbuffet comes rushing. i was like, what's all the- Oh my god, what have you done? That thing was priceless!
01:24:22
Speaker
He's like- Hold on one second. He, hollers like, Janitor, we have cleanup on aisle over here. And after a little bit, a, uh- Ooh, what's sort a janitor mob?
01:24:37
Speaker
mob? Uh, Pokemon. Um...
01:24:42
Speaker
What would be a good janitor mob? Oh, uh, Grafaii. Grafaii, I like that. Uh, so a Grafaii comes out with a broom and dustpan. He's like, ah, you guys are making a mess. What are you guys doing this for? Oh, like to think that he used his tail as the broom. Yeah, that's better. He comes out with only a dustpan.
01:25:10
Speaker
Uh, sorry. I thought that was to put your feet on. yeah That's not a foot rest, you idiot.
01:25:19
Speaker
i took my eyes off him for five seconds, and this is what happens. The Grafaii eye goes about cleaning up the table as he's, like, grumbling under his breath.
01:25:33
Speaker
Right. Well, anyway, I believe the mayor is ready to see you now. This is definitely not the voice I had a second ago, but who cares? Consistency with voices? Who does that?
01:25:47
Speaker
Yeah, I predicted he had like a squeaky voice second ago, but whatever. the ah so the Wobbuffet ushers you guys into a different room on the other side of the building.
01:25:58
Speaker
And inside you see... boom Go ahead and roll... and Insight. Go ahead vote Insight. Eli's dying.
01:26:09
Speaker
What? what I heard, like, coughing. It sounded like you. Oh, that was Jacob. Oh, that sounds just like you laying the distance. No, that was probably my brother just got home, so it was the toilet flushing on the other side of the wall. That was Jacob. He was coughing.
01:26:28
Speaker
Oh, ah Go ahead and somebody, one of you guys, roll insight. I can't. Actually, all of you guys roll insight. Yeah.
01:26:38
Speaker
Oh? Well, I used up all my good luck earlier. i got a 2 plus 2. 4. Uh, 16.
01:26:49
Speaker
I got a 12. Okay, so Hikaru and Walter, you guys look at this Hariyama that is sitting behind the desk, and he is unusually stiff and unemotional.
01:27:01
Speaker
I thought you were going to say unusually stiff.
01:27:07
Speaker
It's a skinny Hariyama. I thought we were the most skinny Hariyama of the world. yeah Oh my god. no um so the hariyama looks at you this is may or may not he uh it's like oh welcome up to my office how can i help you and since you guys rolled high on insight instead of his mouth moving and his entire body like jostles up and down and his arms start flopping around oh my god this is wizard of oz
01:27:42
Speaker
Don't pay attention to the man behind the curtain. if
01:27:49
Speaker
yes So how can I help you today?
01:27:55
Speaker
uh, we're looking for a place called Shivertree City. Would you happen to know where it is? Shivertree City, Shivertree City. ah I do believe I have heard of this Shivertree City.
01:28:12
Speaker
Uh, let me go consult my maps real quick. Oh, okay. oh okay He rolls a nat a nat 20. So he so he gets up from his desk and he goes over to a shelf where there's a bunch of like maps and stuff.
01:28:35
Speaker
He pulls out a couple maps and comes back to his desk and he trips over and falls on his face. Uh, and he's having issues getting up.
01:28:47
Speaker
she's So like, oh, jeez, could you help me, please? Oh, sir, I- Like, kick it up. Wait, what? Walter- Walter help. He's like, he's a big man. He'll grab him inspect him to be, like, super heavy. He's gonna pull with all his might.
01:29:01
Speaker
You pull with all your might, and it comes shooting upwards as you pick up this papier-mâché costume. Walter screams. He's like, ah! What did do? What did I do?
01:29:12
Speaker
You got the highest insight roll there. You should have been expecting that the most. You pick up this costume and underneath is- Okay, highest insight, but it's Walter. he knew something was going on, but he thought the guy was, like, on drugs.
01:29:26
Speaker
Okay, fair enough. Alright, hold on one second. I gotta a deal with the cat. He's messing with the curtains. Walter's just screaming. like oh my god, I killed the mayor.
01:29:43
Speaker
If I didn't move those curtains, it would have been awesome for the next 15 minutes. always kill those who are important? Oh my god, let me guess it's a Mimikyu. So, Walter pulls up the costume, and it is a tiny, little, why not?
01:29:58
Speaker
Yeah. Why not? He's like, ah darn, and my ruse is up. Fuck. Man. Well, I guess you seem for who I really am. Yeah, hi, I'm Mr. Maynot.
01:30:11
Speaker
You mean may or may not? totally okay. We accept... i I may or may not. I don't know.
01:30:22
Speaker
Alright, well, imo that that's... that that This is fine. You can still help us with the the maps, right?
01:30:35
Speaker
Yes. I'm sorry for my current condition. hope so.
01:30:41
Speaker
Alright. Hold on. Oh, I get that now why there was a Waba Fett in Africa. forgot Why not was the first form. Can help you? Yeah, I know. Do you need something?
01:30:53
Speaker
Okay. Yeah, see, the... Can go, please? The Waba Fett Bodyguard the The whole thing moving when it talked. Mayor Wynot great pokey face. Wow. i Yeah, I was expecting it to be like a puppet and the Wynot was like in the rafters or something. Oh, it's like a marionette.
01:31:15
Speaker
Yeah, that's what i thought you were going for. Cobalt and a trench coat. Yeah, Street Kobo's in a trash account. So, yeah, I'm sorry about all this. Look, who's going to trust a man who's a tiny little pipsqueak?
01:31:33
Speaker
So, everyone trusts me on a big, strong, burly man. and Can't you guys redirect almost anything thrown at you guys? What? What? I swear, we had this in the at the um ah gym at our old town.
01:31:50
Speaker
The Wobbuffettes would be the punching bags for the fighting times to train, and they redirect every attack back on us for training. ah That sounds very painful. Now, my my point is just that I'm very small, and nobody trusts someone as small and as weak as me, so I impose myself as a much larger person to seem more intimidating and strong and trustworthy, so I wear this stupid costume to fool people into believing I'm not who I really am.
01:32:22
Speaker
Would you like a chance to not be tiny and small? He pulls out an alert. Oh, no. Excuse? He pulls? What's this?
01:32:33
Speaker
This orb can transform into any Pokemon randomly. So you can- you can become- you can become an uh, pick an embo- Do it!
01:32:44
Speaker
Do it! Do it it! I embrace it! I- I seek the adventure, I want to become something better. Okay, hold Before we do this, i want you tell your, um, to get your, um, person- your, um, anyone who needs to know that you're about to change and so they don't know that you're not mayor anymore and just some random Pokemon.
01:33:08
Speaker
Alright, I'll do this, I'll do this. He runs to the back of his desk and pulls out a ah piece of paper and he starts writing on it. And he's like, I need you guys to sign as witnesses then.
01:33:21
Speaker
And basically he wrote out a contract, or not a contract, but a witness statement. Hold on, Walter's recording all this, just in case they don't believe and think we've closed the paper. He's like, I'm recording this. Okay. okay so Bruce is gonna just run out of the room real quick and just grab like the Wawa fat for like whatever old guard. I will laugh if he becomes a wilder.
01:33:43
Speaker
If he becomes a wilder, the biggest Pokemon there is, will die. I'm gonna do it properly. It's gonna be random. I know, why that'd be so funny if you rolled that.
01:33:54
Speaker
Good. Hey, if being random is better than Dakota just deciding, hey, this is going to turn into a magic arc. It's been so long since last episode. No, it's permanent.
01:34:08
Speaker
this it is It is permanent. Oh my god, Matt. I i'm trying to get rid of some bs items so boss fight's go become more boss fightingy um my god man not mean i did' being like oh i could use this but i'm not going to um i actually have steaks I have to find a good website because most of these places don't let you roll roll a dice that's more than a thousand in size.
01:34:36
Speaker
ah I guess. yeah I guess that work. um Hold on, let me do it since I gotta do the orb. Let me do it, please. Nope. No! i'm i'm I'm going to stream it. Alright. You may bring mine to him, but your PC couldn't handle mine.
01:34:54
Speaker
Let's see if yours can handle yours. Alright, this does include legendaries and everything. Okay, so... comes from Okay, so... Turns into Garantina.
01:35:07
Speaker
So, Bruce, you're gonna go grab someone from outside? You're gonna go grab the Wobbuffet? Yeah, go grab the Wobbuffet and... Just quickly ask him, hey, the mayor wants to try something.
01:35:20
Speaker
i just felt like somebody else in this building should know this is going on. Imagine because I had her beelking so bad.
01:35:31
Speaker
To witness it? If you guys want to know Walter's mindset, he knows what it it's like to be feel weak and tiny. And since he technically transformed himself to become stronger, he's doing this for someone else to make them feel stronger.
01:35:49
Speaker
yeah, I totally understand Walter's, like, why he's doing it. Bruce just wants somebody else there to witness it. that's right be honest weird i'm sure the code is letting me get away with this i thought he was about to say the guy says no I'm gonna be honest, when earlier during the recording it was in my mind that you would actually try this. This isn't the biggest surprise. because i was thinking I wonder if he's gonna try to use the Transform Orb on the line after he sees that it's...
01:36:22
Speaker
Okay, so Bruce comes back with the Wobbuffet. Seems very confused. The Wobbuffet comes and he's like, Sir, sir, you you've shown them. How could you show them your secret? Now they know. Now our secret's gonna get out. Now they must die.
01:36:38
Speaker
The Y-Naut looks at him and Nonsense! They're going to fix it for me. They have a transform orb. I will become big and strong and I won't need to hide under this puppet anymore. All right, do it.
01:36:50
Speaker
I swear if it's a weak Pokemon, I'm to be so sad it's a little bug type. I'm going to laugh if it gets wishy-washy. Alright, so I have ah i have a ah random Pokemon generator pulled up on randompokemon.com. So, as ah Walter smashes the orb down on the Y-Not's head, it is... You guys watching the stream? Yes, I am. I'm so terrified. i all Alright, alright.
01:37:19
Speaker
Here we go, I'm gonna hit the Generate button. This Y-Not becomes... No! No!
01:37:29
Speaker
thank So in front of you guys, you got this glass shatters on his head and you guys see a Bonsly.
01:37:41
Speaker
ah Somehow an equally small and weak Pokemon and the Bonsly looks at you. is like, no, it didn't work. I'm still tiny. And he looks down and he's like, where's my?
01:37:53
Speaker
Oh no, I'm still tiny. You guys transformed me. They didn't work. Please. You gotta to change me back.
01:38:00
Speaker
Walter goes, huh? Let me try something. Hands him the deck. Oh, no. he So he has this deck of cards. I'm like, hmm, what's this? He like pulls out a card. well do give him his backs away.
01:38:19
Speaker
oh my God. Okay. I need somebody to roll a d20. I'll do it since I'm giving it to him. A I need someone to roll a d20. I gotta pull up my notes. and This is so deep in my notes. 10.
01:38:32
Speaker
A 10. hannah Okay, I just want you guys to be fully aware. Every card you pull has the chance to change the entire campaign. Alright, hold on. It's okay with me giving him the card.
01:38:50
Speaker
It is too fucking late. Yeah, you did it already, buddy. You didn't consult us. This is I on Walter's behalf. He's like, I failed him. I must make this right.
01:39:03
Speaker
Oh, okay. This one isn't so bad. Okay. I'm going to copy and paste this into the ah group chat. And Eli, I want you to read it off.
01:39:14
Speaker
This effect happens to the Bonsly.
01:39:21
Speaker
Though you do not know where, you suddenly know that you have been appointed ruler of a modest but wealthy settlement somewhere in the Elkhas region.
01:39:33
Speaker
So it's a fun sleep with this the Bonsley's like, I don't feel any different. What happened? like Anyway, I'm to pull another one.
01:39:44
Speaker
No, no, no, no, no! No! no um bru Bruce just tackles, just just go ahead rushes towards... it rushes to try to grab the the deck away. all the po Okay, go ahead and rolltesca spring sit chance to find a po one as small as one whoops go ahead and roll Contested Strength.
01:40:09
Speaker
Contested Strength, okay. thirteen that wine or fourteen 13 14. he rolled a 14 as well that's gonna be a reroll it's a 14 plus zero because i don't have character i am jumping with him uh sure oh okay okay my phone wouldn't have been any better when i rolled i rolled a shinks i was ready to be in a pokemon Oh. okay ah Okay. Do you want me to roll with advantage then? Yeah, just go ahead roll with advantage.
01:40:46
Speaker
Okay. the Oh, that's not any better. guys So we you can just do the re-roll here.
01:40:58
Speaker
Okay. So I just want to point out, so you had the mayor of New Shimmer City pull a card that made him the mayor of a city.
01:41:10
Speaker
I'm not even making this up. It just made him aware that he was the mayor of the city. I feel like that's better because I feel like that should make him feel a little bit better about like the whole sizeism thing that he had going on was like he should feel a little bit better because now he's like oh I've been entrusted with this like People don't really care about who am. Yeah, yeah, yeah. You get the sap story. Alright, someone roll me a d20. Let's get to the exciting stuff. got a 17 plus 1. 18 on this next roll here. Alright, 18.
01:41:52
Speaker
Huh. Interesting. You guys only pulled the good ones. or I didn't even know I put this one in here, but that's really funny. Alright, Eli, go ahead and roll this one.
01:42:04
Speaker
What? 18.
01:42:07
Speaker
Wait, what? Wait, oh, no, no, I was rolling for the the strength check, because we had tied on the strength check. Oh, I thought you said you didn't roll any better.
01:42:19
Speaker
Um, the, uh, because Walter had given me the advantage. Okay, well, alright. And so we were doing another role I thought we were doing another roll off because we had tied. We doing another roll off, yeah.
01:42:34
Speaker
I didn't realize you had rolled again. Because you said, oh it's not any better. I thought that was a roll. thought you were conceding. No. that No, that was the the advantage roll for the first one that... We tied on it.
01:42:47
Speaker
That's fun. then I rolled again for the re-roll and got the... That that was why it was a 17 plus 1 for the 18. Alright, nothing happens. You tackled the Bondsleaf down to the ground and you managed to wrestle the deck out of his hands.
01:43:03
Speaker
What hands? Out of his mouth. I don't know. He doesn't have a... I feel like he draws cards by... So you know the three balls at the top of their head that are connected by the stem thing?
01:43:20
Speaker
They can actually move those around, so I feel like it just like grabbed between... Yeah, it grabs it his head notes. So you wrestled it out of his bush, gotcha. Yes, let's phrase it that way, Sean. Speaking phrasing, Jake...
01:43:39
Speaker
Okay, so you guys are now in possession of the deck again. Okay. I guess I should have raised number 10. why from me number eighteens What? 18? I purposely did not look at the number 18. Are we at 25% only left that can be good?
01:43:57
Speaker
I'm not sure. You guys have pulled two good cards. Two good cards. And when we pulled like one of them, you said, all right, you guys got a 75% chance now to beat the rest to be bad.
01:44:10
Speaker
i don't remember. don't know. Yeah, you guys so far have gotten really lucky with your rolls. And I will say the windup rolled a 15 for his opposed strength. So you did beat him.
01:44:21
Speaker
Yeah, it's okay. chang by the way oh I am. Oops. Thank you. Stop using up my bandwidth. Okay. Okay.
01:44:32
Speaker
So the Bonsley looks at you guys like, what was that about? but you pull You're a mayor of another city. yeah we we got you reelected to be another mayor as well.
01:44:44
Speaker
No, a mayor of this city. no Yeah. And now I'm a Bonsley. And I hate this guy.
01:44:54
Speaker
Well, hey, I want to know something you do to maybe get more orbs. as I was gonna say, yeah, you got you got my hopes up that I was gonna be big and strong, and now look at me, I'm still a tiny little pipsqueak.
01:45:06
Speaker
Here's deal. Listen, last time I did it, ah someone got a Wailord. What? I'm bullshitting. me try to lie to the guy so so he doesn't blame me.
01:45:19
Speaker
Look, here's here's the deal. If you guys can make me big and powerful however you guys can, I will help you guys with your quest. You guys gave me a taste of freedom and now I'm sorely disappointed.
01:45:31
Speaker
You want TNT? That'll make you powerful. What? Did you guys you bring a bomb into this establishment? No, but know we can get some. Oh, okay.
01:45:44
Speaker
Yeah. That's my deal. ah Um, I, no, I don't want, I don't want TNT. You know, you want place you can buy that probably has bunch of orbs?
01:45:56
Speaker
What? Go and make a deal with a guy named Johnny Trash. Johnny, Johnny Trash? I got the orbs from him. he owns a giant trash pile that probably has thousands of these orbs.
01:46:08
Speaker
You can keep using them until you get, maybe, a he, like, gets closer and tries not to be blasphemous. You can be a legendary.
01:46:18
Speaker
Oh no.
01:46:21
Speaker
Interesting. Yeah, I want another one of these Transform Worms. You could be one the cold creators of a world one of the of the Regis.
01:46:33
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They're biggest and tallest. They're the most respected of them all.
01:46:41
Speaker
Wow, can you get me one of these Transform Worms again and make me even bigger?
01:46:50
Speaker
You know what? You know how I'm small? Do you see me? I'm not much bigger than you. You know how people, even even though I'm tiniest compared most, respectably? like twice the size of me.
01:47:01
Speaker
You could probably lift up a whole truck. That's because I'm a fighting type. I want to be a fighting type. But you know what's better than being a fighting type? Being a non-fighting type and beating up a fire fighting type.
01:47:15
Speaker
we Well, I can't exactly do is that. no. we I will fight you and lose on purpose. Well, you just told me going to lose... He narrows his eyes at you. That's not going to help my self-esteem. And you look big to everybody else. They'll respect you and everything. Yeah, well, yeah well the entire city thinks I'm a Harayama, so they're not going to take a look at a bunch of like, oh, look, that's the mayor. Wow. he No, that's not how that works. I want to be big and strong.
01:47:45
Speaker
you have a trash pile anywhere they can go look for the orbs again? Do you have any trash piles? Do you have any guy that owns trash piles? He like, honey he roots around in he roots around in his desk where he's like, here, here's 50 Poke, go buy another transform orb down the street.
01:48:05
Speaker
I never really considered it until now, but now that you've got me intrigued. Yeah. Well, yeah, just like any other orb. Walter just turns into puff of smoke as he just bolts out of the ring. He's Oh, they're worth only 50? They're only worth 50 Pokey, okay.
01:48:26
Speaker
Okay. No, I don't think the mayor actually knows how much the orb is going to cost. I think it's going to be like 500. Alright, so we appear in the orb shop.
01:48:40
Speaker
Oh my god. um You know, feel like this kind of fitting. You show up at a place called Crocodile's Crooked Glass. Oh my god.
01:48:51
Speaker
Hello? Hello? So there's a crocodile. He's like, oh hey, hey what how howdy. oh What can I help you with?
01:49:03
Speaker
I would like to buy... some chains for warbs transfer transfer works yeah I think I have a couple still in stock uh they're going for about 500 a piece right now is that good for you how many do you have I have two two left in stock he says look over his shoulder in the corner I will buy them both I'll be a thousand thousand poke Smart man, if you said, oh I had a lot, I was going buy all of them. You smart man.
01:49:33
Speaker
yeah I had 18 grand to blow. i want to point out the fact that a lot of people deal with the fact like when their players get like a boatload of money, they typically make the economy super jacked up.
01:49:47
Speaker
The way I've been dealing with it is I've just been giving you guys everything for free and not giving you guys any incentive to buy anything. It's like when when that one person brings 1 million dollars to the abandoned isle, but the money's useless there.
01:50:02
Speaker
ah So you now have two Transformers. I take it you're going back on back to You run back and you see me just do a Steph Curry dunk on the mayor. Okay, we're doing this again.
01:50:16
Speaker
Yeah. All right, everyone join the stream. All right. You know what would be great for you to be? You know, it'd be great for me to do a dinner. It would be great for him to turn into a ditto.
01:50:29
Speaker
Oh, my gody amazing I would love it if he turns into a Lucario. Oh, my fun. Walter would be so jealous. Exactly. That's the funny part. Still Scylla.
01:50:40
Speaker
Turn that Pokemon. Turn that Pokemon. Alright, let's see what he turns into. With a shatter of glass on his head once again, I'm pretty sure he has a concussion, he turns into... What?
01:50:57
Speaker
No! What? No! No! A Mega Lucario Z? there No way!
01:51:09
Speaker
How- It turns into a Mega?
01:51:13
Speaker
So... Does that actually work? Or do we just count that as a regular Lucario? Nah! It has to turn into it! It has to turn into a Mega-Z now. what What are the chances of that? You literally just Lucario. know what? Ult is not even gonna be mad yeah just for the fact that he doesn't know what Megas are. So he won't be This is exactly why i wanted to stream What?
01:51:37
Speaker
I generated one Pokemon out of like all the variants and everything. That's like fucking 2000 Pokemon with variants included. That's insane. Walter's gonna be like, huh, I kind of like these odds. Smash.
01:51:52
Speaker
Oh, no. Wait, wait, what? No, he's not going to Smash. Oh, okay. As I just say, you're not changing your player character, are you? No! That'd insane. Okay.
01:52:04
Speaker
So, as you smash- The that people would kill me if I changed that of Mariolu. God, I'm so glad I streamed my screen for this. You guys would never believe if I- No, we wouldn't. Especially after, um, there we talked about Lucario.
01:52:18
Speaker
ah Oh my god, I cannot believe you guys called that. I didn't know Megas were ah allowed in the random Pokemon choose. I thought was always just base forms. Yeah, that's what I thought too. It would make more sense to set it to just base forms because I did just look it up and find transfer orbs. Ah, like I got bolusias.
01:52:38
Speaker
Now, you know what would be cool? The reason he's like this is because the transfer orb unlocked it for Hamlet. And it's a blue orb, so that's why he's a blue um Z. I'm going to go with the power...
01:52:52
Speaker
I'm going to go with the power of the transfer orb. He is a light Lucario Mega Z. Yeah! Permanently. Technically not possible, but hey. In this world, transfer orbs are different. There's a street called Terrorist Town. There's a terrorist avenue.
01:53:11
Speaker
we really going to go on what's not allowed? Fair enough. I was just talking like mechanics for items in the game. We're one-shotting Garchomps. That's not gonna exist for base Pokemon.
01:53:25
Speaker
So, with the Shatter of Glass on the Bunsley head, you see this blue Pokemon growing in size. Bigger and bigger and stronger. And down, looking down on Walter, is the Lucario Mega Z throbbing with power.
01:53:45
Speaker
I told you we can do it!
01:53:49
Speaker
That is... cannot believe with that. i have a headache after screaming. Hey guys The first evolution! da! da da Of the series!
01:54:03
Speaker
Okay, hi. Uh, yeah, so... Oh my god. Oh, that's right! He did want to be a Fighting Type 2! Oh yeah, he did say you wanted be a fighting type. Hey, that's a 1 in 18 chance of that by itself.
01:54:16
Speaker
So is he like stuck in Z form? He is. He is permanently in Z form. Permanently mega-evolved? That's insane. So he looks you guys like, I have the power!
01:54:31
Speaker
he like throws some punches around the room and he punches his desk in half. He's like, I'm so strong!
01:54:41
Speaker
it's too much i can't control it o oh thank you thank you a million oh my god so amazing you used to it since he's used to being a tiny weak pokemon the amount of times he'd have to used to not ripping stuff apart it's like mr incredible yeah it's like wow it's the car scene where he just pulls down the whole tire car because he trips Yeah, do you remember the ah the scene in The Incredibles 1 where I think what's the Mr. Incredible like pulls out a drawer full of cell phones because he keeps accidentally smashing the cell phones with his strength? yeah yes
01:55:20
Speaker
What are you waiting for? I don't know, something amazing! don't know, something to happen, I guess. So he's like, well, you guys have certainly kept up your end of the bar. Thank you so much.
01:55:35
Speaker
And he's like, he or she's here, here, here. I think I found something on this map. So you guys said it was Shivertree City, right?
01:55:44
Speaker
Yeah. Yes. Yeah. All right. All right.
Quest for Information and Next Steps
01:55:47
Speaker
Shivertree City. So there I ah don't have a location, but I know somebody based on this note on this map.
01:55:57
Speaker
He points at the map and there is a notation on one of the blank islands that says Shivertree City question mark. And the person who gave this map is a captain of a ship. You should probably go talk to him. He's here in the city down at the port.
01:56:15
Speaker
Is he for Alligator?
01:56:18
Speaker
Uh, what's a good captain's name? I should, what do you guys think? Uh, we need to come up with a captain Pokemon. Ahab? Cockatheath. Um... No, not Ahab. The Wingull is, uh... Not a Scratch had a Captain Wingull. I think his name was... Well, Captain.
01:56:38
Speaker
It was just Captain. Uh... Yeah. Captain Bigtooth. Barbossa! Barbossa. Captain Haddock. Captain Haddock? Captain Haddock? what's captain haddock vi be He's the captain from Tintin.
01:56:56
Speaker
Oh my god, I haven't seen that movie since I was like six or seven. I said Barbossa because of, oh, what is the one from Jack Black? Not Jack Black. Jack Black! Pirates of the Caribbean. Yeah, Barbossa.
01:57:09
Speaker
I love Barbossa.
01:57:13
Speaker
my diamettro is just Oh just... I got it. Okay. The captain of this- Why am i a pirate all a sudden? I've got a pirate in my head. The captain of this ship. He is a- He is a- Oh god, what's the name of that Pokemon? What's that ah like little bird from Gen 5?
01:57:32
Speaker
Pydop? Fletcher? Flamaranth. It's like it's like ah maybe a sparrow. Um, Spiro?
01:57:44
Speaker
No, it's the red and black one. right Oh, hold on. Are you talking about the fossil? Arcan? No. fuck or Bird Pokemon. Hold on. Gen 5 bird. Padove. Braviary? Oh. No, not Braviary.
01:58:01
Speaker
are you called? Trinkle, Padove.
01:58:06
Speaker
what are you called prakle turdo no no it's the red and black one i see a picture of it but there's no oh are you no more talent playing star raptor taylo that's it taylo oh that's yeah that's hoen yeah gen 5 is you know oh is that gen 3 oh oops that's my bad gen 5 is univa that's what i'm like okay we can use we can use taylo Uh, not Talos, what's Talos evolution? Swallow.
01:58:34
Speaker
Swallow is the evolved form. Swallow. Okay. Alright. like that. all right Alright. Alright, so- um This makes sense because I did not remember the birth of Talos at all. I forgot that was a Pokemon.
01:58:46
Speaker
The person who gave me this map. His name? Captain Jack Swallow. oh my god. Oh, that's and hey It had to be. Oh my god.
01:58:58
Speaker
Alright.
01:59:02
Speaker
You'll find him down at the dock. He's usually landing out his boat for hire. What's his ship name? What? What's my name? What's what's his ship name? His ship name? ah I almost want to say the Black Orb. That'd be really funny. The Going Merry?
01:59:21
Speaker
the Going Happy. The Going Happy? What was Blackbeard's name of his ship during the Pirates of the Caribbean? It was what? Hold on
01:59:33
Speaker
Yeah, i almost want to say, because it's the Black Pearl, I almost want to say the Black Orb. so that's a little on an orb. The Black Spear. applied here Black Black Queen?
01:59:47
Speaker
Queen Anne. Okay, Blackbeard's most famous ship was the Queen Anne's Revenge. Queen Originally named Luck and Cord. The Talos. That's the ship named the Talos.
01:59:59
Speaker
Sorry, what was that? The ship named the Talos. The talo. We can call it the talo. We can call it the talo. Okay. You know, I got a ending and I just remembered we gotta do another recording of us singing a song after this.
02:00:14
Speaker
You guys don't have to do it after this, but... Oh, it's... That's true. It's either after this or it's tomorrow because aren't you planning on putting this episode out tomorrow? I going to try and put the episode out tomorrow.
02:00:27
Speaker
If you guys don't have the song out, I can also just edit the ah episode after the fact and re-upload it. Wait, don't you still need to do the ah the ah the other one that we recorded?
02:00:44
Speaker
What do you mean? so The like one from last week, the DM-less episode. Oh yeah, I didn't update upload i didn't do that or edit that one yet because 1 didn't know what you guys did and I didn't have any time to review it and 2 I thought you guys said it wasn't worth salvaging because you guys had to end it abruptly but apparently i was wrong on that. No, so no it was fine. weird yeah so i'm gonna listen Yeah, I'm gonna listen to that at work tomorrow, but obviously I'm gonna upload this instead. That was Route 2 radio!
02:01:15
Speaker
Random tangents! Alright, tangent over. ah So, the person who gave me this map, his name was Captain Jack Swellow, and he drives the Taillow, the Taillow Feather.
02:01:29
Speaker
he will He will lend out his boat to those in need. Assuming you have the gold, of course.
02:01:38
Speaker
I flash my wallet. The gold? Yeah, that's like, you know, the color of Poké. Yeah, gold, you know, money. see You know, gold? I know what gold is. Jewels.
02:01:50
Speaker
He shows his jewels as well. The Lord Jewels. Metal that conducts electricity particularly well. Sure. i know about That. so um Anyway.
02:02:02
Speaker
What are you going to go by now? New body, new name. but my Oh yeah, my name's... ah I mean, my name's still Maynot, but... People are get confused here.
02:02:16
Speaker
Maynot the Lucario? Why not? I mean, i may wait. They were calling you Maynot the Harley M. Okay, Doc. How about Seuss? but a doctorwi there jack excellent i I mean, i don't I don't need to change my name, but I guess I can. What do you got?
02:02:38
Speaker
Walter? I was going to say Walter.
02:02:44
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John Maynot Canes. John Maynot Canes.
02:02:50
Speaker
Oh my god, don't spell that don't think that in your head about what that can say.
02:02:56
Speaker
Okay. What? I'm not sure. Hold on. John? May.
02:03:07
Speaker
May not canes? What is that supposed to mean? It's like, it's it's his middle name. That's not what she said. I'm sorry!
02:03:20
Speaker
It just popped in my head! That's just not what he said. Wow, okay, I see where Jake's pointing at. Jake is on different energy tonight.
02:03:31
Speaker
listen Oh, I can't almost said a bit up from not having episode. I'm gonna send. Oh, goodness. All right. Listen, I've had too much time for chaos and it's just to build up in me.
02:03:47
Speaker
We've also been recording for nearly three hours at this point. We have. So, Mr. Maynard's like, ah hello work in progress. with pres That's neither here nor there.
02:03:58
Speaker
Whether I do it or not is irrelevant right now. What does matter is I happen to know that this Captain Swellow is here in port at this moment as he just gave a shipment of cargo to the port yesterday afternoon.
02:04:15
Speaker
So you guys, he should still be there for the next couple days if you guys wish to hire him. If you don't see him at the port, he does typically hang out at the ah at the local tavern. it's It's the only one over by the port. It's the one all the sailors go to. You'll see it when you get down there.
02:04:31
Speaker
You know, so this may be um weird for me to say, but a flying type sailing and us to even have boats and not just use a way lord is crazy. you remember? Think of that, guys.
02:04:46
Speaker
I mean, would you like to be a Wailord and be forced into a career of just being boat? not into it, but yeah but you could get paid like millions. A career of being a boat. I love it. So the mayor just like transforms into a Wailord and the building and like bursts through the walls, the four walls of the building and floats off. I know I totally would have done that if turned into a Wailord. I was still hoping he was becoming Hoobah.
02:05:15
Speaker
God, if he turned into a legendary, then we would have gone an entire tangent um in this arc. Oh, that would have been amazing. oh we had our titan to fight that titan of the villain. We had our cheese harvard legendary to fight their legendary now.
02:05:31
Speaker
the mayor looks you guys are like, if you guys are looking for the shipper tree city, can you give me a like ah a call or something? so we Because I would love to update our map if possible. I mean, imagine being the first person to...
02:05:44
Speaker
A GBA? You mean this? He says, pulling out a suspiciously color-coded Lucario colored GBA. It's got like tan and light blue and black on it.
02:05:56
Speaker
but Wow, i guess they just I guess the thing just reads your DNA and color codes it to yourself.
02:06:05
Speaker
And he gives you a his number. Okay. Yeah, sure. yeah Okay, Walter has the mayor in his pocket now for turning him into a mega.
02:06:17
Speaker
So, with the- Alright, with those- good with you guys in good graces with the mayor, you guys, do you have anything else to do at the mayor's office?
02:06:31
Speaker
um Hold on. nope He's taking a selfie with his mayor mayor sending it to his mom. Okay, he, uh, alright. So you take a selfie with the mayor. He does, like, a pose. He gives you, like, bunny ears.
02:06:45
Speaker
With his fingers. And so you text your mom, and she's like, uh, she replies back after a minute. Uh, who's, who's that?
02:06:58
Speaker
Uh, how should I play this? Um, it's a why not. ahead. she You get a reply, dot dot dot.
02:07:11
Speaker
and I mean, that was her reply. Okay, well, I guess she understands. the phone away. Okay. So with that, ah you guys leave the building and that is where we're going to end this episode. and We will pick up next time with you guys ah um at the port looking for Captain Jack Swallow.
02:07:35
Speaker
So with that, we will see you guys next time. I've been Dakota, your PM, your DM, your GM.
02:07:43
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I've been Evelyn playing Hikaru. I've been Eli playing Bruce. been Jake playing the God creating Walter. Alright, and we will see you guys next time.
02:08:03
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02:08:15
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