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Arc 3 - Episode 11 - The Hardest Battle Yet
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Most of the crew takes on their hardest challenge yet. Can a Pikachu and a Cyndaquil take on a Garchomp? We all know a Riolu can take on an Ursaring, but thats besides the point.
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Dakota as the PM, DM, GM
Evelyn as Hikaru the Pikachu
Eli as Bruce the Cyndaquil
Jake as Walter the Riolu
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Transcript
Introduction and Technical Issues
00:00:00
Speaker
Hi, before we get started with this episode, we had some audio issues with this episode and had to use our backup audio. So some audio is slightly glitty. I think it's mostly just mine and Jake's audio and it doesn't really show up until the latter half of the episode.
00:00:14
Speaker
Audio is still listenable, but please bear with us and thank you and enjoy this episode.
Host Introductions and Anecdotes
00:00:30
Speaker
Hello everyone and welcome to a path through time. My name is Dakota, your PM, your DM, your GM. And sitting to my left is somebody who actually owns the P25 record album.
00:00:41
Speaker
It's me, Evelyn. I've got it playing in the background right now. um And sitting to my left is someone who just bought a $15,000 CRT screen.
00:00:54
Speaker
yep Totally have that kind of money and also totally know exactly what that is. I'm Eli playing Bruce and sitting across from me is someone who is currently using big screen TV as a computer monitor.
00:01:12
Speaker
I actually feel called out because I am using a TV and as my as my PC monitor. No way. I you've got your actual desk setup. Are you really using a TV as your
TV vs. Monitor Discussion
00:01:24
Speaker
setup?
00:01:24
Speaker
Well I have a PC but a mini TV for my computer. geez. Okay so... and Well actually you know what, what the difference between like a small TV and a monitor? I know a gaming monitor is like specced to run at like you know higher refresh rates and stuff like that but... It doesn't really matter. I think people just... This could probably be taught as either way but my first... My first PC what I had was just my big TV I plugged in.
00:01:53
Speaker
Because honestly, hold on actually, I wonder what I'm going to do with a tangent. A lot of TVs nowadays cost like, you know, 150 bucks or whatever. i have three monitors and I don't think I've spent anywhere near the price of an actual TV for any of my monitors. I think my most expensive monitor is like 120 why are you you rebrand them as tvs and sell them well i mean i don't i don't know why are tvs more expensive is is it just because they're bigger but because i think tv it's brand names well i don't think so because i've got brand name monitors i don't have off-brand monitors so i don't know anyway just something i realized i feel like they're very similar products at very different price margins
00:02:43
Speaker
Depending on how much how many people want it. and More people want TVs and monitors. That's true. You're gonna have like maybe one monitor in a house and three to four TVs in a house. Depends on family. Depends how big it is. But you're have more TVs and monitors in a room.
Game Recap and Storytelling
00:03:02
Speaker
Yeah. Welcome to the show! Where we go rants! With that being said, let us roll for recap. Go with this. 100, 800 cash now! 2, 1, what did you get? I got 2.
00:03:19
Speaker
4. Alright, well I also got 2. Jake, it's up to you. Uh oh. Okay. Okay, I'm so glad we had a lot talk before this, so my members came rushing back as it did.
00:03:32
Speaker
I remember right, we just got to the village! A nice village, people would call it. A very... um... mid before A day before a Purge Village where it was too nice. um We met a little float... well What if we say? Was it a flowette? Is that the first one?
00:03:49
Speaker
A flow baby. was smoke I don't remember anymore. It was a flower. we i um I made the deal where Walter just... He's... Well, he's very kind to to kids because... Just because he's an awful childhood that he had. He wants to be a better person and don't look to the future.
00:04:09
Speaker
Because he becomes a bad father somehow. Anyway... um He paid a lot of... He donated a lot of money to this Flabebe's shop. He even tried to give him a gold orb but then decided against it.
Dangerous Package Discovery
00:04:21
Speaker
um We got to... yeah but The Flabebe led us to the Gartrom's house where we met an Ursaring. Um, we got basically talked in a little bit, then left.
00:04:32
Speaker
Um, the package, I forget, did we get the package from the Ursaring or from the famous person? The Ursaring. The Ursaring was like, haha, take this. And, wait. We were basically given, and hold on um, cocaine. yeah that No. I'm trying to think.
00:04:52
Speaker
hmm. I'm trying to think of a good to poison. Oh, okay. I was going say, yeah, it's definitely not cocaine. I was just thinking, um...
Garchomp Battle Reminiscence
00:05:01
Speaker
Arsenec. Arsenec. Arsenec? Okay. ah Chris was giving out that that if we were dead he tried to poison us. He's like, don't open this until this time.
00:05:12
Speaker
And we immediately sussed that out and went to the forest and looked at it. And I forget the name of it. What was it called? It was a toxic orb. Yeah, it was a toxic orb. So we just left there to poison the environment or whoever gets upon it.
00:05:25
Speaker
No. Oh no, we sent No, I'm wrong. I'm wrong. We sent it. We were being responsible people. We sent it to Mr. Flameback Industries. After a little hologram message that went weird.
00:05:37
Speaker
um after After Veronica said some stuff that sounded way too weird to be saying with a bunch of people. feel I'm being judged for Then we had the idea of going into the... I'm trying to blank on the name.
00:05:54
Speaker
The dragon name. Gartrump. Gartrump. I'm forgetting a Pokemon today. Might help me. It's a bad day when I can't remember Gartrump's name. So we basically sneaked in the room.
00:06:05
Speaker
Me and Hikaru was a distraction where we'd basically just be playing like a little band outside, just us two. um And then Bruce got in. Turns out that Gartrump's still there and by the power of plot, survived.
00:06:22
Speaker
And basically... bigquad of they big Bang bang boom! We are now fighting! ah so I will say small little detail. Uh, when Bruce woke up to the...
00:06:35
Speaker
When Bruce woke up Bob the Garchomp, he sounded the alarm which sent Hikaru
Game Mechanics and Strategy
00:06:41
Speaker
running around the back to join Bruce and Walter ended up getting intercepted? Or did you just straight up fight the Earthling? I don't remember.
00:06:49
Speaker
Hikaru didn't get set up by alarm. Walter literally charged the Earthling and told Hikaru to go the other way help. Oh, okay. Yes. Even though we tried to be the other way around Hikaru should stayed because I don't think Hikaru could do much to a Garchomp.
00:07:04
Speaker
Oh yeah, that's right, ground dragon. Jesus. Hecaro's about to die. Ashura gave it to TNT. That's the dragon's weakness. The weakness is fairy, ice, and TNT.
00:07:18
Speaker
Everyone's weak to TNT.
00:07:22
Speaker
no, the character just confirmed that TNT does super effective damage to everyone. It's like the, um... It's like the Mii where it's like, um... um Palkia was only weak to Salamence when it was supposed be Dragon on the Wikipedia but only said Salamence.
00:07:37
Speaker
I don't remember that. That was a thing. Yeah, like an old thing. the only reason it got changed is because some YouTuber made fun about it. Nice.
00:07:49
Speaker
So, yeah, ah so that's pretty much where we left off. ah What's-his-face Bob ended up giving his... Did he give his monologue? I remember. if If he did have monologue, it was so insignificant. Oh, yeah. He had a very long monologue that we tried to interrupt multiple times. Multiple times.
00:08:10
Speaker
But his shield is back with the power of plot. Stop this from interrupting. Yeah, okay. Yeah, that's how he... Yeah, yeah. Yeah, I'm back with the power of plot on Earth. So... Uh, right now we are leaving off with Hikaru and Bruce fighting the Garchomp and Walter is fighting the
Garchomp Battle Strategies
00:08:28
Speaker
Earth Ring. Ugh, Walter's gonna to make quick work of this guy.
00:08:31
Speaker
Wait, I have a question. Did we have a move to jump into last time? Oh, I- may have forgot your move. I just realized that.
00:08:42
Speaker
Huh, I don't think we did that last time. And if I did, then fuck me I guess, but I don't remember. So, so, wal hokin and Walter, Jake, what's your name? Jake, can you get us a a new move?
00:08:57
Speaker
Flash Cannon. Flash Cannon. Let us Flash Cannon on in. boy. Here we go. dingoo Alright, intro music start!
00:09:15
Speaker
We're starting with Hikaru and Bruce. You guys are up against the big scary dragon. It's time for this when I wish I had the IQ, or the, uh, the stat checker IQ skill. Do you have a skill? I gotta say... Wait, I don't have stat skill. No. We don't, we don't, we didn't... We didn't beat it because we thought it was useless because we didn't battle Baralini. Yeah, exactly.
00:09:43
Speaker
But now we actually start a battle again, so we may need to get it. Let's see. ah I don't suppose I can take an IQ skill, use up some of my IQ points at the start of a battle.
00:09:56
Speaker
He's just gonna start the battle by researching. Hold on, hold that up, Bob. Yeah, yeah, he just pulled a finger, like, hold on, Bob, hold on a second, I gotta look something. Yo, you have power some more, hold on.
00:10:09
Speaker
idiot oh Oh. Have we forgotten to roll initiative? I don't know. I didn't know if you guys were taking any pre-battle actions or if you guys wanted to jump right into the battle. That's the question.
00:10:22
Speaker
So, pause the bubble music. That would be the pre-battle action that I take is if I can have access to this stat checker real quick, and I roll stat checker. Okay. Yeah, we're going to we're going to hit start, pause game.
00:10:36
Speaker
a Okay, so what are you doing? Are you trying to you are you learning stat checker? Yeah. okay I've got 26 IQ points. Stat checker costs 10.
00:10:48
Speaker
Okay. So can you tell us But learned stat checker, so I get to roll smart. And if I get a full success, I can learn two of the foe's stats.
00:10:59
Speaker
And if I get a mixed success, I learn one of his stats. Okay. Well, that's handy. Okay. And that is a pre-battle IQ skill.
00:11:11
Speaker
Alright, like at the start of the battle, I can do that. Yep. Alright, hold on. Are you taking anything? Uh, hold on. Uh, right. Am I taking anything? Because she was still outside before this all started.
00:11:26
Speaker
Uh, Hecaru heard the monologue. Oh, right. Hecaru entered the room during the monologue, tried to use Trailblaze, and got called, No, I must say my monologue.
00:11:38
Speaker
Oh yeah, you just got noped by the DM. I think... Oh, um... I don't have a pre-battle action.
00:11:49
Speaker
I didn't prepare one. But I thought Eli prepared a different one. Okay. You guys can do whatever you want, as long as it's not like 30,000 actions. Yeah. Well, so got a 14 plus 1, 15. I would like to know this Garchomp's HP and...
00:12:02
Speaker
so yeah sta checker i would like to know this garchas h p and Attack stat.
00:12:14
Speaker
Okay. Uh... Let me pull up my notes app.
00:12:22
Speaker
Okay. Bob the Garchomp. He has an HP of 120
Walter vs. Ursaring Battle
00:12:27
Speaker
and an attack stat of 10. Okay. Interesting.
00:12:34
Speaker
I feel like he should have more attack than that, but I'll take it, I guess. Okay. I'll tell you what... off Hold on, hold on. What if I teach myself slurph?
00:12:48
Speaker
No!
00:12:53
Speaker
I will metagame this a little bit. It will be neutral to Garchomp. That is true. And super effective against me because it hits everything in the area. No, no, no, no. Oh, fuck. I wish I didn't say something because God, I could have had you use that move and just flood the whole house.
00:13:15
Speaker
Yes, I would be like that to not happen. Ah, yeah. You should have let it happen. I do have trailblaze, though, which is also neutral against Garchomp.
00:13:26
Speaker
Yeah, it is. What else do I have? Charm. Fairy type. But that's... It's not a damage-dealing move.
00:13:37
Speaker
Wink at him. Okay. don't think you've got any have free actions you can do. but can't think of anything. i don't know. oh eat another Eat a yellow gummy and then do nothing with it?
00:13:50
Speaker
You're re-dapping! We don't
Regrouping and Future Plans
00:13:52
Speaker
actually- We don't normally have pre-battle actions, I just wanted to find some stats. Yeah, we just go. We never- usually never have a pre-battle. Okay, okay, okay. Alright, let's get on with it. Alright, we're on Pausing Start Battle Maverick again.
00:14:07
Speaker
With this, we're going to roll the initiative. Okay. but fuck quite oh darn it all we're rolling d speed threat let's forget line age twenty i got a three right everyone why'd you say evelyn i said i rolled a one oh well it didn't really matter what you guys got because uh gartrump also got a one oh yeah yeah This is the slow time to ever exist.
00:14:41
Speaker
This is the lowest battle period. we got two one This is the dragon that should be able to break the sound barrier. It's flying. okay no speed. Okay. So, alright, so you guys are going first. Who do you want to go first? the british here
00:14:58
Speaker
I want to try to hit it with that trail. ahh That's true. Hikaru was already trying to hit with a trailblaze during the monologue, so... Okay. so Right. okay Okay.
00:15:13
Speaker
First, let me write down... po dooodoo We got Hikaru, then Bruce, then Bob. Uh, I am going to roll- Yes, I'm gonna use Trailblaze, because this will, even if it's, you know, even if it just does, like, normal damage, it will boost my speed.
00:15:32
Speaker
That's a good thing. Okay. Okay. do We get bonus actions too, right? Yes. Yep, as long as I move to your bonus action. Oh yeah, that's right. Okay. It's been a while since we've, like, used this battle system.
00:15:43
Speaker
Yeah. It has. So, I just got a 10. That'll hit. Yep, that'll hit. And that's a 1d8 plus 8. Which means he's getting d8 die out.
00:15:55
Speaker
um Physical or special? It is a physical move. Okay. so four plus eight is 12 plus 11. attack is 11 so 23 minus your defense 23 minus defense that's 13. so all right he has been hit in the face what exactly is trailblaze because trailblaze isn't exactly something you would think of as as like a damaging move because trailblazing is like walking through a forest Yeah, the way they show it in the anime is it's basically like you run side to side a bit and then some like grass and sprouts sprout up at your feet and then you just run forwards in like a tackle.
00:16:41
Speaker
Okay. So it's a- Yeah, that's exactly- i Yeah, that's that's exactly what happens here. Hikaru runs towards the Garchomp and like grass bra inexplic some some like vines inexplicably come out of the wooden... What's the floor made of? wood I was thinking carpet. really Okay, carpet. making butter Some like, some plants just rise out of the carpet, like, um in front of- around her feet, and like, super suspicious and and just like start slapping the Garchomp, and- ruined the poor man's carpet. Yeah.
00:17:25
Speaker
I know the value of the house is going to go down. god damn it, Hikaru. Oh, don't worry. Well, that's part of the plan. We were going to buy the house, maybe. ussh i shouldn't have said that here. um Okay. um so And I just raised Hikaru's speed by two.
00:17:42
Speaker
Okay.
Potential Allies and Motives
00:17:43
Speaker
And Bruce, you are up. All right. Bruce is going to go on ahead and play a bit roughly with this Garchomp. Oh boy. That's 16.
00:17:56
Speaker
So that'll hit. That is 2d10 plus 10. Jeez. I'm playing a real rough physical move. Physical fairy move. Oh, of course it's physical. Oh.
00:18:09
Speaker
Well, that's a 5 and a 1. So, attack is... 27 minus defense times 2. Oh, times 2, yeah, just very.
00:18:24
Speaker
Uh, fuck. You said 27? Yeah. Oh, I gotta do math. but exactly Okay, Okay, sorry, it's like fucking 7 at night. It's too late for math.
00:18:38
Speaker
It's not really bad, code doesn't like doing math. Okay, so Bob the Garthoff is going to retaliate from... I'm oh also gonna do a bonus action.
00:18:50
Speaker
Bonus action. While I'm playing roughly with him, I'm gonna pull out some grimy food and shove it in his face.
00:19:05
Speaker
Okay. Um... I don't think you need to roll anything for that. wild I'm playing rugby with him. on That was fun, me. Okay. i but I don't think that you need to roll anything for i So I roll a d4 and it causes poison, petrified, paralysis, or burn.
00:19:28
Speaker
oh for fuck's sake, I swear to god. Okay, um... What- what did this happen? one That's just what grimy food does. God, we actually told grimy food.
00:19:40
Speaker
i was told my burgers went bad and turned into grimy food. he petrified? This is what we decided. Petrified? please get petrophio and as So paralyzed? Who would have thought?
00:19:55
Speaker
but so bob is now paralyzed okay cra wait it's elected better be the pi that's fine yeah ah hey ground type pearl eyes who wouldve thought just I just love the thought that as soon as his food touched his mouth, the food was so bad it gave him lower body paralysis. Artist, I need all of this. I'm a Cyndaquil shoving down grimy food is down Garchomp's throat.
00:20:25
Speaker
Oh, Jesus Christ. And don't forget that he just played rough with him. Yeah, played roughly with him, I might add. said Oh, gosh. What were we just talking about? Art is going to be amazing for this, I can tell.
00:20:38
Speaker
Weren't we just talking about how not PG-13 ARC 3 was? Yeah. Hey, the club room is called Play Rough, come on now. sorry, he said, I just one played roughly with him. wink.
00:20:54
Speaker
Yeah, you literally said. No, exactly right. No, wink indeed. Well, it was implied. Okay, if someone is going to make fair enough of it, Bruce has to wink while doing it. so Sam, and I'm looking at you if his eyes have not here yet. how it is ah You did this to yourself.
00:21:15
Speaker
Okay, we can have Hikaru wink. Okay, we'll have Hikaru winking in the background while Eli... like god damn i'm gonna shut up bob's wants to take his turn and then he hates you guys now oh um so bob is paralyzed so at the at the start of bob's turn you roll a d20 if 10 plus you can attack if 16 plus paralysis is healed
Speculations on Bree's Motives
00:21:41
Speaker
oh for fuck's sake you got a seven
00:21:45
Speaker
Yeah, you shoved that damn food down his throat and he got full body paralysis instantaneously. I love that. How bad are these souls under this? This is supposed to be a fucking boss battle, but... okay yeah and We don't need Walter's TNT, we got grimy food! And I can't nerf that either, because I gave it an official definition. Yep.
00:22:10
Speaker
oh By the way, did you subtract one grimy food from your bag? i did. I have 93 left. you better go way You better hope I don't find a way to make grimy food go bad.
00:22:23
Speaker
no. They just turned into... Oh my god. Just took nuclear waste at that point. oh all nuclearcist at that point I don't think that's how nuclear waste works. move it going nuclear it pis ons own ion so but Okay, it's back to Evelyn now.
00:22:47
Speaker
Okay, do like let me see. mean um Okay, another trailblaze! all right who's my I can only add some meanest like stare down down me and me and the Ursinger are having right now.
00:23:05
Speaker
It wasn't nat 20. Get this boss out of here! We don't need boss! This is why you don't want to fire me! No one can stand to us! Can I just tell you that this is the second time you guys have fucked up Bob the Guardchomp when I've had a boss battle planned?
00:23:23
Speaker
Cause last time- Hey, Guardchomp, who need you? Dragon types when you got Trailblaze and Grammy food! Yeah, last time I tried introducing you guys to a bit of a boss battle and Jake just blew him the smith his one- We'll have no turn messing this guy up!
00:23:39
Speaker
You're choking this guy out, murdering him to pieces and fucking- Go ahead and roll your Trailblaze. He's ruining his carpet too! okay right First of all, we'll bring down his property value.
00:23:51
Speaker
Jeez, don't kill yourself. Alright, so it's max damage plus an extra die. Okay, that's half crit. Plus an extra die, so plus so it's sixteen plus another d yes seven So this is a 23 total.
00:24:15
Speaker
Plus your attack. Plus Amaru's attack. 34. Oh god. Minus... Okay, so you said 34? Yeah.
00:24:26
Speaker
Alright. Is it weird for the session I thought that Trailblaze was a fire-type move? What is it? It's a grass-type move. up Trailblaze. Isn't that another fire-type move that's similar to it, though?
00:24:37
Speaker
Something Blaze? I started blazing about fire. no i can see where you got that from blaze kick maybe don't know blazer kid i don't know speeds up by another two points and um i'm gonna use my bonus action which will be charm okay and what does term do uh reduces the foe's attack by four points if it hits Oh my god, really? Okay. Since it's being used as a bonus action, the effect is cut in half, yeah is what we agreed on.
00:25:13
Speaker
okay. Yes, it is true. So it'll be minus two instead of minus four. Ew, she was pretty bad one. Also, it had to beat a six, and I got a six. Meats beats. Meats beats.
00:25:25
Speaker
Yeah, I'll count it. Meats beats, okay. Beautiful. This beautiful work. Next. Okay, his attack has been permanently reduced. oh For this battle. For this battle, but I can tell you I'm not using these notes for the next battle.
00:25:39
Speaker
Because I'm using them in my hand on my phone. Okay, next time I'm making an immune this grimy food. Yes, he has an immunity to grimy food. He's gonna get Iron Stomach. What does Iron Stomach give you ah immunity to poison? He's gonna get all types of this isn' that next.
00:25:55
Speaker
um ah Well, even if he was immune to poison, he could still roll into other stats. Yep. Okay, so ah it is now... but Wow, I almost had Blair.
00:26:09
Speaker
Fuck. Uh, Bruce. Almost Bruce's... It is Bruce's 10. Alright, Bruce is gonna go in for another play rough. Of course he is.
00:26:20
Speaker
That's a 10. That'll hit. question do we forget Do we have advantage in the system? N-no? I don't think we get advantage of battle. don't want to say that. No. No.
00:26:31
Speaker
Only- we only have, uh... I'm making another Dunspar system. I am- consuming this. was gonna say, you guys do have inspiration. Yeah, we haven't got any of that long That's only thing that we have advantage from.
00:26:44
Speaker
Okay. all Alright. So, another two d ten plus 10. Five and four, little better, so that'll be, what, 19 plus 11 is 30, minus defense times two.
00:27:00
Speaker
Okay. And... Or the defense so we can see how much damage you you're doing. be Imagine if you did like one damage times two every time. Okay, so wait, what number did you say? I was paying attention.
00:27:14
Speaker
Uh, 30. 30. Minus the base times 2. Wait, 30? Jesus Christ. Okay. um And then, you know, bonus action. Means another Grimes food's going in there.
00:27:28
Speaker
does' ah god does the um Does the paralyzed stack, like yeah it's still on status conditions stack in Mystery Dungeon. You can have multiple status conditions.
00:27:40
Speaker
Well, yes, but i mean, you can't have two paralysis. Oh, yeah, no. You can't be paralyzed twice, so if I get another screen... I think certain status conditions are like mutually exclusive. At least in in the TCD, they are. i don't know about... You can't be frozen and burned.
00:27:56
Speaker
Yes. Hmm. I mean, that makes sense. Yeah. Okay. ah Go ahead and... Grace. I got a two, so now he's petrified and paralyzed.
00:28:08
Speaker
next What? Come on, Codius. What does petrified do? He can't attack until he's attacked, I think.
00:28:19
Speaker
Yep. Cannot move or attack until you are damaged. Meaning we can just come up there and help Walter now and he can't do anything. Just spam charm! Just spam charm on him!
00:28:31
Speaker
Holy fuck! Wait, wait, we should totally do that! Oh my god. That's such a idea! yeah what she is have Also, I will say he rolled a 7 for his paralysis, so he's still paralyzed as a while. He's still paralyzed too, and... He's still paralyzed! Okay. well Okay, so Bob is now a stone statue.
00:28:53
Speaker
okay And now we can go outside and see how Walter is doing with this Ursa ring. Okay. Spam charm! Spam charm! Well, hold on.
00:29:04
Speaker
That's not how this works. was going to say, technically, Walter's been having his battle in the background. How many turns has it been for you guys? Two. it Now we do two turns of Walter and yeah let's see what happens. No, I can't wait for Walter just to eat shit. Yeah.
00:29:19
Speaker
So and you guys will join him at the beginning of the third turn, then. Okay. Oh. god oh no What? Yeah, well, so we gotta do Walter's two turns now. Jumping back in time. I forget, I have a speed of 10 by speed roll of 4. What do I roll for speed again, then?
00:29:35
Speaker
do You have a speed of 10? Yeah, just a d10. If you're on the character sheet, you can hit F9 to re-roll the table. Oh! Did not know that. If you're our Google Sheets.
00:29:47
Speaker
Or, sorry, Excel. If you're on Excel. Yeah, because... Hey, I got a 9. nine Alright, 9. The Ursa Ring. Oh, I gotta pull a populpa new character screen. Alright, Ursa Ring gets...
00:30:24
Speaker
crashing up upstairs. but I'll give you this one chance, buddy. Run now or you're going down. already beat the the whole gang of dragon types with a single move.
00:30:35
Speaker
make your Make your move, buddy. I'm basically trying to intimidate them. Okay. Well, ah oh, you actually... true brain contimidate mya kids turnship I'm trying to big talk like i took down the entire dragon type with with technically one attack.
00:30:50
Speaker
Hold on. What was being against? Because... I don't have to care to do put him. I'm gonna go off of memory. Uh... I think he rolled his, um... It would probably be something huge.
00:31:03
Speaker
Yeah, would it just be him rolling Intimidation 2 just to see if he's okay? i forget, how does Intimidation check usually work? I give up. It's a flat 20. Alright. Too much thinking.
00:31:13
Speaker
I'm rolling a flat 20 in my Q to zero. Well, there you go. Okay. Okay. Go ahead and roll. I already rolled for him. Um, 11. love Did you say your number? Because if you did, you cut out.
00:31:25
Speaker
I have an 11. An 11? He rolled a 9. So you do, in fact, intimidate him. And he's so scared he's gonna let you go. Wait, no, you already go first. What does he even accomplish?
00:31:36
Speaker
i was telling him run. and Like, this is your one chance to leave. Okay, well, this is supposed to be boss battle. I'm just gonna let you skip the boss battle by rolling on intimidation. Okay, okay, fine! That's not what want. You're like, alright!
00:31:49
Speaker
I will say that this ring is a little bit nervous. Because he's heard the rumor that you blew the the entire crew that he's guarding up with a single piece of TNT. He's on fire. He dropped his stats a little bit.
00:32:05
Speaker
Uh, yeah. What's intimidation you drop and Pokemon? that normally drops attack. Yeah, sure. I'll drop his attack by one. I think that's fair. Oh, sweet. Alright, um, then to go with his intimidation, he sees my both my hands go fine goes to, like, static heat fire punch, he's gonna jump up and use a fire punch on him.
00:32:24
Speaker
Okay, so, yep, go ahead and roll fire for fire punch. Um, fire punch. What need to roll? i need to get... Alright, got a 10, so that hits. Yep, that'll hit. Alright. Ooh, double sevens. Alright. 14, 24, 48 fire damage.
00:32:40
Speaker
Jesus Christ. What? How the hell? Oh yeah, because he's got some... Oh yeah, he's got the power band still. It's physical, right? And he's been dumping into attack.
00:32:52
Speaker
That's what I'm able to. Yeah, all your moves are physical, right? Yep. Okay. So, let's... Math. How to do math? There you go, okay. It's obviously a good thing because Earth Ring can have the ability Guts.
00:33:11
Speaker
Oh my gosh, you're right. Why did I use Fire Punch? what I forgot about Paul. Yep. That's the main reason he got that Earth Ring. It is? That's main reason he got the Earth Ring.
00:33:23
Speaker
that's you got thesling oh okay so the or sorry takes the hit not greatly you hit him in the face i guess and he recoils he's going to let's say seek some payback so he's gonna try and use payback which is since you hit him first will make 10 plus ten Although it is that if it hits you so if it so he's well he got a 16 that'll definitely hit so we're gonna roll 38 plus 10.
00:34:01
Speaker
I gotta find my d8. 4, 5, and a That's of 9 so 29 minus your defense. twenty plus his attack ah nine so twenty nine miner defense divided by two because it's a dark type and yeah one but yeah is that the event that happen or half now yes all right so you say it was a 29 so that's minus 14 that makes it a 15 and half is seven or eight yep rounded down yes yeah seven so right did seven damage to me
00:34:37
Speaker
nu I just have like the... You see that move when like, gets punched in the head and then like a little blood comes out and he wipes out his thumb, looks up. And then he's johnnna just basically, um... He is gonna a little of He's like, alright.
00:34:53
Speaker
As he he says, you don't like fire, let's see how much you like ice. As he's gonna use is other hand to do full on ice punch. Okay. Which that is a 14, so that hits.
00:35:04
Speaker
all Alright, so... yeah. Yep. yeah An 8 and 5! So that's 13. That's 23. That's 47 ice-type damage.
00:35:16
Speaker
Jesus Christ, I gotta make the bosses even beefier. Uh, 47 physical. oopoo you Yes, I know I have force bomb people, but it's a 2d6 plus an 8 move. These moves do way more damage, even though it's doubled at the end.
00:35:32
Speaker
Okay, so takes he takes a hit to the other face, twisting his neck in the other direction. And he is not looking hot. You got him down below half health already, and he is he's not looking very sure of himself.
00:35:47
Speaker
So, he is going to go for... He's going to pull out his... doesn't have sleeves, he's going to pull something out of him anyway. He's going to go for play rough. Oh no.
00:35:58
Speaker
And he got an 18. You were very close to critting. Or no, 19 and 20, foe tech minus two. So, he's going to do 2d10 plus 10 at super effect.
00:36:10
Speaker
Where's my Oh No. Yes, very super effect against fighting. Well, thank you for giving me that. What's a dark idea? Was it? He does 56 physical damage. damage.
00:36:23
Speaker
oh let's move fifty six physical damages Okay, you say you need little beefy, you just killed Walter. Wait. Well, that's not unfortunate. That doesn't... No? You can't have... You said 56?
00:36:35
Speaker
Yeah. It's doubled after defense. Is it? Okay, doubled after defense? Then it is... Do do do do do, 28 coming out of her serene.
00:36:46
Speaker
There you go. Minus defense times two. look Okay. Keep down. Uh oh. I don't have to demand that. You have any reviver seeds? You almost killed Walter. You almost killed Walter. You have a reviver seed? Well, how much damage did you take? What did you go down to? Down to.3, so I got 14, that's 14 times two, that's 20. That would one-shot me anyway. Okay, so what did the actual damage do? So you said you had 28 minus 14, that's 14, that goes back up to 28. So yeah. 28 damage.
00:37:11
Speaker
yeah twenty eight damage Ouch, Walter's down. much HP do you have? 30 in total, but right now I have 20, 30. Oh, yep, Walter's down. Thanks. Do you have any Reviver Seeds?
00:37:23
Speaker
Tell you what I got. I got seven gems, nine bowls of TNT, GBA, Cherry Berry, Rosemary, Petra Berry, Chello, Golden Ore, and a Transfer Ore. hmm okay so um here's what happens the ursa ring knocks walter to the ground which ends the battle um which i will say neither neither one of your guys's battles ended in xp by the way so he the earth ring comes rushing around the building it bumps into hikaru and bruce as you guys are coming around you guys said you were going around back we didn't actually leave yet
00:38:01
Speaker
Okay, you guys are still No, not You said you were. where We were about to, and then... Yeah, we we were about to, and we weren't sure what we were doing yet.
00:38:12
Speaker
Okay. So just as... If we were going to go help Walter, would have gone out the front door, around the building.
00:38:23
Speaker
Okay, interesting. So the Ursaring still goes around back because he saw Hikaru going around back. um So he's going to try and follow where Hikaru went. So if you guys are going out through the front door, the Ursaring is still going to go around the back and find the sliding door open.
00:38:40
Speaker
So the Ursaring rushes around the back. And are you guys trying to exit through the front door then? It's like we're about to, but then Hikaru is going to roll perception. Okay. Okay.
00:38:52
Speaker
i got a nine wait sorry nine plus two it's eleven nine plus two that'll change it uh
00:39:01
Speaker
uh what should i give you for that oh uh i'm gonna say you hear someone walking out in the backyard Hmm. Okay. So Hikaru's ear, her right ear twitches, and she turns her head around, and she sees... She sees the Earths Ring outside the window.
00:39:21
Speaker
Through the window. Sure, we can get into that. Bruce, Bruce! The Earths Ring's coming in this way! Wake up. That means Walker must have not had a great time with his battle.
00:39:34
Speaker
Yeah. Um...
00:39:39
Speaker
The Earth's Ring has not seen you guys yet, but you can see he is heading towards the sliding door. because he sees it up Is there a wall that we can... like what's What's the layout of this house?
00:39:51
Speaker
Okay, so you guys... um I'm assuming you guys started in the you guys did start in the living room. ah We're pretty small compared to the Earth's Ring, so if we just hide... you know if we're if we're like below window height, he might not see us.
00:40:05
Speaker
Okay. Are you guys looking for hiding places? Well, I'm wondering if we were going to go rush to the front door, would we have to leave the living room and like be behind a wall compared to where the sliding glass door is? Uh, yes. Yeah, I'm basing it off of one of my old houses actually, so yes.
00:40:27
Speaker
You would exit the living room, go down a small hallway and dip around towards the front door. So you would be slightly behind a wall, but I would say that would cover you. Okay. Um, okay, quick, Chikaru, to the front door, then we'll have some cover, and hopefully the Ursa Ring won't see us.
00:40:45
Speaker
And then we can go help Walter, and we can get him back up and going, hopefully. Are you guys stopping outside? Oh no, is he in trouble? inside the house. Okay.
00:40:57
Speaker
Uh... I mean, if the Ursa Ring is out back now, I would assume that means he's dealt with Walter, and that can't be good for Walter. I think we should talk a little quieter. um Yeah, i'll I'll go out the front.
00:41:11
Speaker
You can hang back and take care of him if you need. Then she she goes on all fours. She's kind of tiptoeing towards the towards the front door. um But also since her since she just got a speed boost, she's going to she's going to run a little bit faster, but still quietly. OK, OK.
00:41:30
Speaker
And then you guys can just exit. Yeah. OK, she's she's at the front door. And you guys can see Walter laying spread eagle in the yard, knocked unconscious.
00:41:43
Speaker
Oh my gosh. Okay. um I've got just the things i've forgot just but just the thing for you. And she pulls a tiny reviver seed out of her backpack and, well, puts it in Walter's mouth?
00:41:59
Speaker
i don't know. Go ahead and roll medicine. if you can get him to swallow it cleanly. roll medicine that's smart right no i think you need to 17. doesn't matter well i'm gonna say this worked extremely well he pops up back it's is half to full health it's half though no we could say should automatically used when you go down it should automatically be used when you go down i think yeah Yeah, you should, yeah. $1,000 on Revive Seeds.
00:42:31
Speaker
I will cause an epidemic on you. I will make everyone not have them, because I'm going to have them all. Oh, jeez. I will have thousand Revive Seeds by the end of this next shop run. You know, Revive Seeds are pretty expensive.
00:42:46
Speaker
I have $1,000 on me. Oh, jeez.
00:42:50
Speaker
Now, generally not needed to have that many Revive Seeds. I will never go down. Walter's just gonna become invincible. I'm just gonna have a whole inventory of totem, um, the totems Minecraft. Just poppin' em.
00:43:08
Speaker
Alright, back in. Walter's poppin' up. so Where is he? Where are you, bastard? This ain't over. You enter a map to go in the house, it looks like.
00:43:21
Speaker
Oh, okay. Walter pulling out his TNT. but no no, Walter, no. I am blowing that bitch. rolled up his sleeve a fur.
00:43:34
Speaker
I have seen him without fur! don't should be blowing up houses. I don't know. This is a residential neighborhood. are not going to be blowing up houses. Alright, We're good at burning houses!
00:43:47
Speaker
No! Weren't we talking about having this as an investment property at some point? Yeah, I think we were. Ultis is charging through with his unmovable skill.
00:43:58
Speaker
Um... Round two, motherfucker! uh okay it looks like we just right oh wait there's now a walter shaped hole in the side of the wall next to the door can i use my badge on walter Go ahead and try. Roll it up. Wait, Walter, you have- Wait, Walter, take an Orenberry.
00:44:22
Speaker
but Walter's not listening to reason. Walter just charged through the wall. what do need do? He's a demon. just sold the face of God after seeing an Urzuring roll up his sleeves.
00:44:33
Speaker
I said he pulled something out of his sleeves. has to back in there and back him up. It'd be so funny, he rolled his fur and he was just naked. Um, okay, what do you think would be best to go to, ah for like ah an accuracy check for an explorer's badge?
00:44:50
Speaker
Just roll a that That's kind of what I was thinking, just like opposed d20s. Um, am I opposing? don't if you're running straight. I got it 12. You know what I'm gonna have you do, Jake, and you guys can tell me if this is unfair, roll a d20 plus a dspeed because you're running away.
00:45:10
Speaker
Can I roll d-speed? Okay. no No, I said a d20 plus d-speed, but if you think that's unfair, then... think I should roll d-speed. I mean, if you want to roll d-speed instead of your speed stat, then... Three! Three! Okay.
00:45:25
Speaker
three okay I'm not supposed to this! I'm not saying- Walter not- I'm- if it's me, I wouldn't be doing this, but Walter is pissed off right now. He just- Nice.
00:45:35
Speaker
He got snuck. Okay, so Bruce is sniping Walter with the Explorer badge. Yep, sending him back to base. pun Okay. And now he's transiting her.
00:45:48
Speaker
Okay, so... so and So, yeah, they're basically sending him back to Flameback residence, and then he's gonna quickly turn to Dikaru, and be like, quickly beam us- we gotta beam ourselves back to base now.
00:46:05
Speaker
Um, can I just say something? yeah go ahead and and say one final line. You beam me while I was running with my unstoppable, so when you beam me there, I'm still running! Who knows what's coming through two walls!
00:46:18
Speaker
I love this. Okay, okay, okay. okay Hey, okay we're gonna have to fix another door, but hey, better than what was going to happen. I'd rather use walls and use a door.
00:46:29
Speaker
Okay, so so first thing happens is Walter gets beamed it back to base. Are you saying anything when you get beamed back to... Bring your...
00:46:40
Speaker
Bear looking up, get back here, this ain't over. And then you just vanish. So it is now Hikaru and Bruce, you guys are standing outside the front doors of this house. And on that EarthSring definitely heard Walter, so he is charging the front door now.
00:46:59
Speaker
Yeah, so we gotta to badge ourselves back home real quick. and her You probably can bash both of us with one badge, right? Yeah, ah well each have your own badges, so.
00:47:11
Speaker
Oh, okay. I i didn't know if there was a good cool down time or anything, but if not... Uh, nah. No? Okay. I'm not gonna make you guys do that. I think there is, but I don't fucking care right now.
00:47:23
Speaker
so I don't know. and goes We gotta go. We have what we came for. I'll explain more back at base. You just get back to the base and just Walter holes in the wall?
00:47:34
Speaker
Yes. So you guys get beamed back to base and basically what you come into is Walter is still charging like a damn bull and he charges into a wall inside of the underground base and just tunnels through the door into like the sleeping wall. Don't you know who I am? I'm the Juggernaut!
00:47:58
Speaker
There is now a Walter-sized hole in the living quarters door. Walter can take a job in mining. He's gonna go look at the doors. and Okay, Walter. Can you down now?
00:48:14
Speaker
You hear Echo like, what what where am I? Uh, you see Miss Flameback, who was messing with some gadgets. Uh... You see... Something happened to Zencaster?
00:48:29
Speaker
Let me check it, I haven't had it pulled out. no. Uh oh. Did everyone else can just like wobble a little bit Discord, like something joined and left? No. yeah Yeah. my My screen had Evelyn leave and come back real quick.
00:48:42
Speaker
Yeah. And now Zencaster says it's finished. It does, yeah. Okay. Well, I think we got Craig. Yeah, good thing we got Craig going. Yeah, I think we're just going to use the Craig audio this time.
00:48:55
Speaker
Alright. Okay. Well, I'm just going to not bother with Zencaster then because I don't know how long ago that started and I don't know where I need to restart to. so Yeah. I'm not going to bother right now.
00:49:06
Speaker
um Okay. and on I think I muted my mic like a few moments ago, but I don't know if that's what caused it. That might be, because I remember back in Arc 1, we had some issues with Zencaster when I muted my mic.
00:49:23
Speaker
oh It's like not working cleanly on, like, it usually, it doesn't do that on Linux, because it's just a mute button. Are you using Linux?
00:49:35
Speaker
I'm using Windows 11 now. Okay. a Okay. i could be the problem Well, anyway, give me one pop back in. Yeah. Yeah, I'm fine just using the Craig audio. you Okay. Okay.
00:49:48
Speaker
So, ms also, i I'm glad we're starting over because I realized I said Veronica instead of Miss Flameback again. so I thought you said Miss Flameback that time. Oh, maybe I did. Maybe I did. Okay.
00:50:01
Speaker
Okay. Well, anyway... Miss Blamebeck looks up from some gadgets she was messing with to see Walter car just appear out of thin air and charge into her.
00:50:16
Speaker
And moments later, you guys appear in front of her. What the? What the? What is going on? Uh, so... There was an Ursa Ring, and a Garchomp.
00:50:28
Speaker
Ursa Ring beat up Walter. I snagged the orb. Walter... we We revived Walter. Walter went charging back into the house with his TNT, so I beamed him back here. He doesn't still have the TNT, does he?
00:50:42
Speaker
And... Ooh, I got a light to switch! Hold on! It's like a Yosemite Sam thing, like, Ooh, I got my lighter! Lights his hand on fire. Oh no! oh
00:50:54
Speaker
Oh no. So, Ms. Playback's just shaking her, it's like, oh, okay, so, you're talking about, you guys were talking about DeGartrump before, right?
00:51:05
Speaker
Yeah, we found him. So, what, yeah, okay, why were you fighting him? What happened? so snuck into his house, saw the orb just on his mantle for some reason, snagged the orb, he was asleep, next thing you know he's awake and he's monologuing, talking about some weird plot armor thing, and then he fights us.
00:51:29
Speaker
And we were doing pretty good, but then all of a sudden we heard this big thump and see an Earth Ring running around the back of the house. And bob was petrified and paralyzed, so we decided to just get out of there while the getting was good.
00:51:45
Speaker
you You guys didn't bring him back? You guys didn't capture him or something? Well, I guess you guys did say the Earth Ring was after you, but... God, that would have been an amazing opportunity if we could capture him.
00:51:58
Speaker
Yeah, he went we we actually went we went outside because we thought we could help Walter. But by that time, he was already passed out and gave him a revive. And yeah, was Eric.
00:52:10
Speaker
and then Yeah, I want to go out of the cave of dirt. He's made. So... Yeah, I would have rather we were able to bring them back, but Walter wasn't exactly listening to reason after we revived him, so... I saw him roll up his sleeves!
00:52:28
Speaker
He doesn't have sleeves, he only has fur! What did I see him roll up? Can we like beam ourselves back there? Yes. you guys have After you guys beam yourselves back to base, you have one hour in which you can beam back to where you came from.
00:52:45
Speaker
But once that hour is up, the badge resets. He let me go back. He let me go back. Okay, yeah. Mikaru's asking this to... Okay, well while I'm here, i am going to take this blue orb out of my bag and hand it to my mother.
00:53:03
Speaker
That's so awesome a good call. she She takes the orb and she's, uh, you guys have verified this is the real orb, right? think so. Uh, we felt an orb in the tent. Walter used his aura sense and could feel that there was an orb in town.
00:53:22
Speaker
fun fact There are other items that have aura like gods. Uh, so Miss Flameback looks at Walter and says, like, well, can you can you try it again? I'll try Okay, so honestly I don't remember- I mean your cool thing's not cool down, but I don't care. It's good for story purposes. This is like once a day. so Yeah, but this is the second time a day. I don't care.
00:53:46
Speaker
So, okay, so you're gonna go ahead and use your aura sense? Yes. Okay, so you sense an extremely godly presence in this area, and it is very obviously coming from the blue orb.
00:54:03
Speaker
And it's like, yeah, that's it. It's like micron every time I have to focus energy around that. but I'm relieved we got it back. That's the orb. So she picks up this clear capsule, like a big jar, and she like seals it tight.
00:54:21
Speaker
She's like, this thing should be indestructible to pretty much all Pokemon moves. I'm gonna keep this safe now. Learn from my previous mistakes.
00:54:32
Speaker
And she like has a- one of those pedestals that a bunch of the gadgets were sitting on. Um, she places it in one of those and it like hovers in place basically. And it is like locked in position.
00:54:44
Speaker
Mmm. So it's being kept safe. Cool. Missy McTabby, healing items that we can take right now. We're gonna get them while they're still weak. uh yeah let me get alfred she like pulls out the gba and texts off or we can take alfred with us and then we could be my back i mean you could i guess here see ah we could we could take selena oh selena is here she's upstairs eating right now but yeah yeah honestly all right so let's do that Okay, so are you guys heading upstairs? Because ah Alfred's upstairs, so you can just hit him up while you're up there.
00:55:20
Speaker
Yeah. Yeah, sure. Okay, alright. I'll text Selena to let you know you're coming. Yeah, think we need some more girl power on this team. Yeah, well, especially if you're going up against a guard chomp.
00:55:32
Speaker
That ice will definitely help. I mean, the Garchomp was facing me and Hikaru and wasn't really doing too hot already, so... yeah we absolutely neutered that guy. Apparently, those poker burgers that Alfred makes can become real potent weapons to leave them sit for too long.
00:56:02
Speaker
So, with this, um... Okay, well... So, see, ah as he say this, Miss Veronica's like, You know, Dude... Smelt... What?
00:56:14
Speaker
What happened to those burgers? Yeah, Grover was passing by. Yes. Can you... Can I see your bag, Eli? Jake? What? Fucking... I give up.
00:56:25
Speaker
You, the fire guy. Who's Jake's people? Who's Who is this Eli and Jake? are you Who is this e Eli that you speak of? I know not- sorry Sorry, that's my other son that you don't know about. That's my son too.
00:56:42
Speaker
okay What? Walter does have a brother. Yes, Richard's real! no no. Okay. You had to reserve that for the final boss, remember? Hey, no, Richard is not real.
00:56:58
Speaker
the I don't think anyone in the audience actually knows who Richard is. But no anyway. And that's part of the joke. Yes. So, um... So, remember, Bruce has the the the bigger bag extension thing that he put all of the burgers into when they turned into griber grimy food. So, Bruce just detaches the extra bag portion and opens it up to Veronica.
00:57:28
Speaker
Well, okay, so Miss Flameback's like, what the fu- Oh, God! you filled your bag with sludge?
00:57:39
Speaker
Ew! Grimy food is a thing that happens in dungeons, right? That's not- good That is not grimy food. That is the grimiest food.
00:57:54
Speaker
I've never seen something like that. Um... Jesus Christ. Are you sure it's not gonna turn into a grimy? Oh my that's how it decomposes further. It turns into a grimer. Hey, wait. It's gotta get hit according to the Pokedex. It has to get hit x-rays from the moon to turn into a grimer.
00:58:15
Speaker
Excuse me? Is that okay? It like that. that that? yeah that's what The nasty patty! Why did it growl at me? No, why did it cage? Because it growled at me.
00:58:26
Speaker
The pokedex says that Grimer are formed when toxic waste is hit by x-rays from the moon. Yeah, because the moon totally hit the x-rays. Yeah. So, Miss Flamebasket, can I have some that? think I'm going to...
00:58:42
Speaker
so miss flame ba like can i can i have some of that i think on it analyze this. This is not normal grammy food. Turning into biological- I'm going into biological weapon business.
00:58:55
Speaker
I mean, seriously. I don't know what the hell we created, but... Uh, okay. I'll give you, I was, um, 17. That's that sound. Wait.
00:59:09
Speaker
do you yeah Don't you have 99 grammy foods? I have 92 left. He's been stingy with him. He's been stingy. Okay, fine. I'll give up for you too. How's that?
00:59:22
Speaker
No, no. I'm looking for your little double attack, the huambo combo you do. How much do you want? You said you just need a little, right?
00:59:33
Speaker
She picks up like a plastic bag and she takes 10 grammy food. 10 grammy food. Okay, that's acceptable. So she puts in a bag, twists it shut, and is like, yeah, this is quite potent.
00:59:48
Speaker
I'll have me and Alfred take a look at this later, but for now you should go up and talk to Selina, see if she'll help you. Oh, and also, Lee's been acting a little bit weird. Maybe talk to her.
00:59:59
Speaker
She won't. She is, don't know, little bit weird. Selena? No, Bree. Bree. Oh, okay. interest talkcker Where's Bree? Is she also upstairs? As far as I'm aware, I think she was with Selina, because they just came back from a mission.
01:00:15
Speaker
Okay. Oh, speaking of which, ah your funds. um Oh, yeah. And she hands you guys three and a half thousand poke. Thank you. We were running low. low Okay, Walter.
01:00:29
Speaker
Wait, each of us? are add low No, ah total. 9... total. Alright, 9,100! There's 3. Plus PK. In case the audience doesn't understand, those are the dividends from us ah Bri going out on missions.
01:00:45
Speaker
Yeah. In the background. So each get 1,166. Okay. And then somebody gets the extra one Pokemon. And then somebody gets the extra one.
01:00:56
Speaker
i to think Walter is a little fine. Yeah. I'll take the extra one. hoies One Pokey's missing just an insult. Okay. I don't take one poke single Digi Pokey. That's an insult.
01:01:09
Speaker
Okay, Walter. It's like trying to give someone a copper coin. Which, by the way, I think as this is the first episode we've released since the ah since the Penny was outlawed.
01:01:20
Speaker
Outlawed? Not outlawed. Stopped production. Yeah, I know.
01:01:26
Speaker
It's not legal to own Payson's. No, they're just not being made anymore. Yes. Wait, two of us should get $1,1667, one of us should get one $1,1666. okay. I'll add on one more then. You guys want to continue fighting over the penny? Nice. I'm up to $0.2327.
01:01:42
Speaker
you guys want to continue up by i a twenty eighty ah next yeah could it take three cents a make one i'm up to i'm up to twenty three twenty seven Oh nice! So Bruce is still the poorest one out of the the group. and This might be the richest one on paper.
01:02:00
Speaker
But the he has the rich background. As I say, you guys also have the gems, by the way. Yeah, I have 70k worth them. i don't how many you guys got. Ouch. Oh yeah, that's right. I've got four or gems as well. And Hikaru should also have four gems.
01:02:15
Speaker
But we gotta to find a good place to sell those at. Hey, go trace them here, you want these gems? We'll give you 10k for your sh**. You talking to Ms. Flameback? Yeah. Uh, you guys, where where did you guys get these gems? Uh, long story.
01:02:29
Speaker
de Deck of many possibilities, long story. Her face goes white. You know how I was talking about how the other- You know how was talking about we found other senses of god races, hard energy?
01:02:42
Speaker
We found that. Her face just drops, she's like, you guys didn't, like, actually use that deck, did you? did it twice! So, we did it once. That's how we got the gems.
01:02:54
Speaker
Yeah. And all of you guys still have your souls? You guys didn't unleash any death gods or anything? Nope. Just had 15 of these gems pop out.
01:03:05
Speaker
No, didn't we have to give something to that, um... What was it? We did have to get a curse to get it, but I'm sure that's not gonna be important. You guys got a curse from a Gimme Ghoul? No, not Gimme Ghoul. Where hell you guys get a curse from a Gimme Ghoul? It was Morgrim.
01:03:22
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Yeah. Morgrim, whatever. yeah Where did you guys go to get a curse from a morgrim and why did he give you a deck of many possibilities? Inside the acid um lake.
01:03:33
Speaker
Excuse me? I'm telling you why mother these things! Some place called the spooky forest. Yeah. Yeah, duh. Or as the maps get very confusing.
01:03:43
Speaker
Okay. So, I'm gonna put some things together. You went into the spooky forest, found a demon in the forest, made an evil deal where you sold your souls to them in exchange for a deck of many possibilities, which has the potential to unleash death gods into this planet. tried bargain for something else, but...
01:04:02
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but the The other two- Bruce was so down to sell, he convinced me that it would be okay with it. I was not at all. We also did not sell our souls in any way. Our souls are still fully intact.
01:04:15
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They just gave us a little curse that means that we fail at something at some random point in time. They just sap our energy and were useless for like a few seconds. So, Ms. Blanbarr is gonna go to the this other side of the room and she's gonna pick up like a weird looking gun gadget thing. Like a laser gun thing.
01:04:33
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And she points it at Eli, at Bruce, and she's like, just hold still for a second. I'm not gonna de-atomize you or anything. And she starts like waving it around. Walter is backing away from Bruce.
01:04:45
Speaker
Yep. You still got your soul. Okay. What? Soul sugar? but I don't know how you have that. I run a tech business, what do you expect?
01:04:55
Speaker
Wait, you confirmed the existence of souls. did you get from Did you get that from the set of goats Ghostbusters? No, I got this from Walmart. No, oh I think you mean the set of the Ghost Types movie.
01:05:13
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So she like waves it at the other two and yes, you all have your souls still. Is Walter's soul just like very little? You know, I will say, once she points it at Walter, she has to like smack the gun to try and get it to work.
01:05:26
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He's like, huh, that's bit weird. Yeah, my soul's been crushed for a while.
01:05:33
Speaker
Well, anyway, now that I know that you guys have... are still intact, why don't you guys go talk to Selena and get yourselves patched up with Alfred. yeah not We gotta go, we didn't have time for this, we gotta to go!
01:05:45
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We gotta to go, talk to me, talk to me! You guys have an hour. Well then we gotta make sure they don't have time to heal. We gotta make sure they don't have time to heal. Okay. Well then you guys better get upstairs.
01:05:59
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And she like pushes the button and opens up the hatch upstairs. so You guys bru go upstairs. We'll talk to Alina and Bri. Alright. Sounds good. Okay, so ah speaking which, Alfred's right there in the garden.
01:06:13
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So all three of you guys pop out and you're like, oh, hey guys. ah Did I give Alfred a British accent? Yes. yeah broakk Yes. How can Batman.
01:06:28
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i it's like el al for band it's just out for for batman can I can already tell you if I start doing a British accent, I'm going to give up halfway through. Hello guys, can I can i help you?
01:06:41
Speaker
I got a text from Ms. Flanbag saying you guys need to patch it up and my god, you guys look beaten up. That should really only be Walter. We didn't take any damage.
01:06:52
Speaker
Walter's like dead. yeah, that's true. ah rephrase My god, Walter, you look half dead. um Yeah, we had to use a tiny revival, Steve. Well, he picks up a couple Oren Bears off of the ah out of the garden and he hands them him and he's like, this should do you for now. and Just don't die, please.
01:07:12
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ah Speaking of speaking you' not dying, would you like to come out on a mission real quick? What kind of mission is this? We've got a Garchomp and an Ursa Ring who kind of need to be apprehended.
01:07:28
Speaker
Okay, beaten up. Are we trying to capture them, or, you know, like, he, like, grabs his finger across the table? We would prefer they both be captured. Yes, prefer i winci ah preferably preferably alive.
01:07:45
Speaker
That sounds like fun. Uh, I will meet you guys downstairs in a good 30 minutes. How does that sound? but now Where you smile, says nothing, and heads downstairs. Alright, moving. So, Ghebrella? Right?
01:08:05
Speaker
as you guys go inside um it's gibrila ae right yes gabriella you're like no no no no arab arabella right arabella you always said gabriella i did arabella arabella okay so arabella selena abyss and breer all sitting at the kitchen table eating sandwiches um and uh they perk their heads up when you guys answer and selena's like oh hey you got your back it's been a while since i've seen you how's how's things going Um, we kinda need you for a bit.
01:08:39
Speaker
Um, how would you like to beat up a ground dragon type? And a bear! just smiles. Are we going on a battle? Yeah, we kinda have to leave and come back.
01:08:50
Speaker
I got shot at a minor sign. Yeah, we we went for a bathroom break, and then we were we were just going back to the battle. In like two minutes. I did not know this! You guys really did that! I would've withered a dragon if i knew that.
01:09:03
Speaker
I love you guys are literally dead just taking intermission in the middle of a battle. To go get some popcorn and some berries. And also, would say this, until person attacks his own guy, that guard shop's still frozen. Yeah, that's true. well or Or they have like, heal seeds.
01:09:18
Speaker
Okay, so. Okay, so. um Yeah, Selina's like, ooh, haven't got to fight much lately. Yeah, I want to. Yeah, let's go.
01:09:29
Speaker
ah Wait, where are we going? We're going to the target and bullet garchomp village teleporting back to where we were what was it called yeah it's uh breeze home garchomp village brie if you want you kill with us think i'll stay here thank you um okay you're sure you could go house how do we beat up the bad guys Oh, she stares at you like seriously. That is the worst pun I've ever heard.
01:10:07
Speaker
Okay, I'll be on. Pun? I'm thinking I didn't even mean to do a pun. Was there a pun there? Yes, Breeze Home. He said, we'll go take you to see your old home. ah definite hello that's i can't tell if he's talking to a pun.
01:10:22
Speaker
That's Breeze. Her doesn't know Bree that way. Yeah, you were the only one who caught that pun, I think. Oh. Hold on, hold on, hold on. by This whole time, I thought when said Breeze Home, I thought that was just you just saying, oh, that's just Breeze Embryon's home, not the actual name. No, it's Breeze Home. I've been thinking this wrong. hook It's Breeze as in B-R-E-E-Z-E.
01:10:46
Speaker
Home, same. Jeez, not Breeze Home City. god damn it. ah Wow. my Well, you can take it. on, it'll be fun.
01:11:00
Speaker
Besides, Bree's from Hawkeye, remember? Oh, yeah. Breeze Home City, Jesus. Okay, so, ah yeah, Breeze was like, I think I'll stay ah home if that's all right with you two. And she, like, looks around the room. Okay.
01:11:17
Speaker
And Abyss is like, um, why, you always come with us, what's going on now? You've been going on missions, why is this so different? I, I don't, I just want stay home, okay?
01:11:31
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And she like, gets down from the table without finishing her sandwich. alright, so that's, be memory relaxs when we're gonna have to deal with this later. We're we're gonna come back, have a good talk with Bree, but... Sammy would say, those someone who doesn't miss the sandwich is in a life and death situation right now.
01:11:51
Speaker
That's true. Tikaru is thinking that she doesn't know Bri very well, but something just feels a little bit off about that interaction.
01:12:02
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Um... Do any of you guys want to roll insight real quick? Um, I would. Because... Punderd believe, besides Selina, which is because he had a crush on her eventually, Walter got the closest Bree during that whole kidnap situation because they literally just... songs in the room after he got unhied and was able to explore the tower. Okay, so yeah, ahead and roll insight on Bree. Yeah, insight.
01:12:24
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It is under beauty. um Did you say zero? No. Well, yeah, my beauty is plus zero. Oh, I think you said you got a zero. Seventeen.
01:12:37
Speaker
Oh, okay. um So with 17, she looks... How I put that? I don't want to say scared, but it almost seems like you're interrupting a plan of hers is the best way i can put it. She seems concerned about something.
01:12:58
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um Basically what I'm saying is she has other plans, it seems like. Walter's like, as soon as Shigarne's like... you doing something with her? Seems like she has something on her mind to do.
01:13:11
Speaker
Is she meeting someone? Are you saying this out loud? he's just He's whispering it to after after
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01:13:16
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he left. He's like, you got me something? No reaction? He's not trying to be too, too loud. He's just trying to be like where the group can hear him, but not where he's screaming at.
01:13:25
Speaker
Yeah. I don't know. I mean, i i don't know her that well. She's always seemed like the quiet type, I guess. Okay. So, um... Alright, so, what do you guys do?
01:13:38
Speaker
Do you guys just want zap back? Are you guys picking up anything right here? Yeah. We'll zap back. Hold on. We gotta go back downstairs to go with to grab Alfred to zap back too.
01:13:51
Speaker
Oh yeah. What do you say if we go down there and do that? okay and I can also ask if ah if Mrs. Plainback has any reviver seeds lying around.
01:14:02
Speaker
Oh, now that we've got the party back together, we don't really have to worry it because I've got four. You've got two or three left. right Can you give me one just so I can pop it immediately?
01:14:13
Speaker
can I have one revive seed? but well i had That's my last one. sorry so but the way reviver seeds normally work is they they pop out of as long as we're all together if one of us faints they'll pop out of whatever bag has one and go to revive the fainted person and then become a plain seed yeah right and then they become plain seeds yeah i guess that kind of worked that walter wasn't in your party when he fainted Yeah, because if we were all in the same area when it happened, Walter was just immediately went back up again. But since we were in separate fights, it didn't work.
01:14:54
Speaker
Okay. Walter's getting in a sprint form for when we start getting ready to teleport. You're getting ready to sprint. Oh, boy. Okay, so you guys are going back down to the basement. Alfred's there, and he's got his... ah he's He's ready to head out.
01:15:10
Speaker
He's got his... ah What would Alfred have? don't think Alfred brings anything with him. Um... Alfred just brings his rage. He brings his rage. I was thinking because Alfred from Batman has, ah like, a shotgun, right?
01:15:27
Speaker
Well, Alfred here, I don't think has a shotgun.
01:15:33
Speaker
Alfred's just rocking a 12K, just like, I'm ready to go. so all right um so is that all you guys are doing you guys ready to zap back you guys have picked up yeah alfred selena abyss and it is the rest of you guys oh i didn't realize we were bringing a bit with us too yeah this said he wanted to come if you'd be a nice easy fight now a nice easy fight now Okay, so yep you guys zap back to the property and we are ending the episode right there on a cliffhanger. So, thank you guys for listening.
01:16:11
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01:16:21
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01:16:26
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