Nonsensical Nonsense: Straight Shenanigans

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Speaker: Yes.

Speaker: Thank you.

Speaker: i ah Y'all but better look the fuck out today. My crayons are sharp. The box is full. My bottle of glue is topped off. from My helmet's on tight, baby. We're about to risen with the tism. Let's get with it.

Speaker: Suck my dick and eat my asshole, you sons of bitches. thats

Speaker: You heard the man. That could mean only one thing. that means it must be Saturday night. What is going on, everybody? Welcome to you Nonsense Nonsense.

Speaker: You know who I am. I'm your boy, Glick. It is Saturday night. The door is open, as always. Anybody and everybody is welcome to jump in and say hello. Let me drop that leg one time.

Speaker: Maybe. There we go. Drop that leg one time. Chris technician. What up, motherfucker?

Speaker: What up with you, man? Yeah, like I said, welcome to Nonsensical Nonsense, everybody. Hopefully you guys are having a good weekend. You are enjoying yourselves, having a good time out there, doing whatever it is you're doing. um If you're not already, go ahead and check us out.

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Speaker: That's going to have all of our links there. actually need to go on there and edit the links. But you can find all of our stuff there. Bio.link. or but yeah Yeah, bio.link slash nonsense. ah

Speaker: What up, Blaze? What up, James? Cheers to it. Got my little Pepsi. just

Speaker: Oh, man. It has been a crazy weekend already. and I'm already ready for Sunday.

Speaker: Um, there's been, uh, ah, thank sir. Thank sir. That's my, uh, that's my pride and joy up there.

Speaker: Um, but yes, I am already ready for Sunday because I've been doing streams since, uh, actually I've done one every night this week, except for Monday.

Speaker: So I'm definitely ready for a break. but

Speaker: We've had a lot of things going on here on the network between interviews and the draft this weekend, which hopefully if you're a football fan, ah your team didn't disappoint you. ah For the most part, the Cleveland Browns did not disappoint me. We'll talk more about that tomorrow.

Speaker: on Unnecessary Roughness. And then last night, shout out to my guy Blaze. Last night we did trivia and he fucking knocked it out of the park like he always does with the trivia, man. We had a lot of fun on trivia night last night.

Speaker: Of course, yeah, no big surprise. Your boy came out on top because it's what I do. All I do is win.

Speaker: Dinner report. I haven't eaten yet, but I did make, I made some tater tot casserole. The kids wanted a tater tot casserole. That was one of the reasons I was a little bit late. It took a little bit longer than I thought it was going to. so Start a little bit late tonight. It's no big deal.

Speaker: It's good thing I'm the boss around here. I can do

Speaker: and I want. I think tomorrow we're doing burgers and dogs, possibly. I'll have to wait and see, I guess. But, uh, but yeah, man, blaze did a, uh, did a killer job. We, we had a lot of fun doing that trivia last night and then we did a little, a little impromptu Friday night's, uh, shenanigans.

Speaker: Uh, that's, I believe going to go up on our Patreon page. So we've got some content on our Patreon. Yeah. i keep forgetting about our Patreon. Uh, you can check us out on Patreon as well.

Speaker: Uh, for some, uh, quote-unquote exclusive content. We'll be adding more as we go as well. so We had fun hanging out. We got to hang out, shoot the shit.

Speaker: I had a good time last night. and that' as ah As Blaze so eloquent i eloquently said, i am i am now a black slur, but don't get mulatto.

Speaker: Yes, I am... Single again. Let's go. That's always a good time. ah

Speaker: So we get to we get the have the adventures of single blick again, which is usually just me on my bullshit and acting ridiculous.

Speaker: um

Speaker: Which is just an all-the-time thing anyways. I'm always on my bullshit. Yeah,

Speaker: yeah I was. Yeah, I was. yeah i yeah I got pissed off last night. Yeah, I was. Yeah, I was. but

Speaker: Yes. That's why I'm currently drinking a Pepsi. I may have a couple beers. We'll see what happens. ah I haven't decided. We'll see how the night goes. As the night goes, we'll see what happens at the end of the day.

Speaker: But, uh, and same shit, different day. Uh,

Speaker: it's always just, there's always somebody else, man. That's, you know, it's a problem with the dating world these days, man. ah People are always, uh, on the lookout for the next best thing or the next better thing or whatever. So, it's all right.

Speaker: It is what it is.

Speaker: Uh, Dodged me a bullap day on that one, but I'm not gonna spend too much time talking about it because it's not worth talking about it Now it's all good, bro, you don't have to be sorry for anything ah

Speaker: But um I was like, where is that noise coming from? I forgot my TV on. I got to hear voices, and I forgot my TV was on. it but It's literally right in front of me, and I forgot it was on.

Speaker: But, um yeah, man, you know, it is what it is. People make choices in life, and not much you can do about it except for move on and and

Speaker: pick yourself up, dust yourself off, and go down the road.

Speaker: And that is what your boy is doing.

Speaker: Uh.

Speaker: Well, uh, anywhoies. Anywhoies. I'm not but that. Ah, I thought that do need to, uh, I do need to stay off TikTok, though.

Speaker: That place is a goddamn... It's like a fucking, uh, it's like a fucking, uh, what is that called? Um, uh, um, quicksand quicksand, man, it pulls you in and you can't fucking get away.

Speaker: Uh, so I need to, I need to stay off the old ticky talk. Yeah, man. I'm surprised I didn't get banned last night in all honesty, but, uh, I imagine it's only a ah matter of time before I do get a ban on there on on, on my, my, my last account. So, um,

Speaker: I'll try to avoid it and not get myself in trouble.

Speaker: Cause it's very easy to get in trouble on ticky tacky. I have, I have discovered, and and it's not even like, like not in trouble, trouble, but like with, um,

Speaker: their guidelines and stuff like that. Like even just, even if you vape off camera and then you exhale the, the, the smoke or whatever, They'll still hit you with fucking shit.

Speaker: So I can't go on there. I can't go on there and have fun like I can like i can do on here. I don't have... They censor me, man. They censor me, man.

Speaker: They censor me, man. Yeah. They censor me too hard. The man's bringing me down. The man's holding me down. and And it sucks.

Speaker: trying to have fun, trying to have a good time. I ain't got time for your bullshit.

Speaker: That's what I like about the old the old tubes of you, man. like We can come on here and pretty much do anything we want. You know, to a certain degree.

Speaker: that's what I wanted to do, and I forgot about it because I was playing with buttons. Don't forget, y'all, like, share, and subscribe. Yeah. Tell a friend about us.

Speaker: Blaze over here making all these kick-ass new little

Speaker: overlays and stickers and and shit like that. Digging that little neon sign, actually. I'm digging that. Yeah, but like, share, subscribe, y'all. We greatly appreciate that. ah Let your friends know about us, especially if you like what we do.

Speaker: The more, the merrier. And it is Saturday night. The link is in the chat for anybody who wants to jump on the panel and hang out. You are more than welcome to. We just ask two simple rules. Please turn your camera on.

Speaker: And that way we know you're real. And keep your genitalia to yourself. Because nobody wants to see it. Because either we're just going to be jealous of it or we're going to make fun of you.

Speaker: And either way. Talking to you, Chris Technician. Keep your wiener in your pants. but but

Speaker: Yeah, exactly. Well, I mean...

Speaker: ah used to go out there quite a bit. But I don't know, man. It's just...

Speaker: Man, anymore, TikTok's just... Like I said, it's so... Kind of weird to say it, but they're so ticky-tacky, man. and they're you with there With their guidelines and their rules and shit that they...

Speaker: Every time you fucking turn around, you're getting a warning. You're getting this. They're taking videos down. They're muting videos. It's just like, ah, man.

Speaker: So, yeah. Anyways. Anyways. Saturday nights are not fun by yourself. That's true.

Speaker: I'm drunk. Gonna gut. What? What?

Speaker: I'm drunk, gonna got drunk it, getting more beer. Wow, Damn you, Glick.

Speaker: It was one time. and

Speaker: happens? What are you going to do? Blaze, you're having a good fucking Saturday, aren't you, man? Based off of that, I'm drunk, gonna got drunk it, getting more beer.

Speaker: Hell yeah. I think I, uh, I think I, I think I deciphered that. I think I could be wrong. I don't even know.

Speaker: Um,

Speaker: hopefully, uh,

Speaker: Hopefully last weekend was cool. I know we've we've been talking about it a lot this week. Hopefully you guys enjoyed last weekend. Mike, Blaze, and myself, we had ah we had a good time all hanging out.

Speaker: What the fuck? All hanging out and doing what we did last weekend. That was fun. Jesus, that fucking came in hot right in my ear.

Speaker: I'm on this thing. Am I on this thing? Blaze is like, I have to figure out how to... Hello?

Speaker: why on this thing? Yeah, you're on this thing.

Speaker: ah Okay, cool. um i'm I'm driving. I'm driving. I was trying to, I'm trying to like i text and drive and drink at the same time.

Speaker: Never text and drive. It's not good, guys.

Speaker: It's not. Don't do anything when you drive other than drive. Yes, just drive. Because that last message I sent made it look like I was drinking and driving, but I'm really not.

Speaker: Yeah, I was like, what about is going on? yeah I drank, then I drove. No, seriously, though.

Speaker: You definitely don't want to drink and drive. You might spill your beer.

Speaker: You can't spill it when it's empty. Just saying. This is true. This is true.

Speaker: what do you ah what do you What are you getting into today that you're already out and about and getting all amped up?

Speaker: i I'm driving around getting stoned, about to stop by the liquor store. I'm going to get me some more beer. Dude, i am ah I'm actually quite upset with the state of affairs when it comes to our country.

Speaker: But this isn't the night for that. That is why drunk. Because I'm like, fuck this shit I'm drinking today. I had other plans I was going to productive.

Speaker: But I'm like, you know what? America's not go be america iss not going to be productive. Fuck it, I ain't either.

Speaker: ah Yeah, I had had plans to be productive this weekend, but that kind of got shot out the window. um And I'm definitely not doing anything tomorrow. So... maybe Maybe next week ah next weekend and i'll be I'll be productive. We'll see what happens.

Speaker: Shit, dude, you have been productive.

Speaker: What do you mean? you Have you told everybody yet? Have you told everybody what's going on yet? Yeah, I just told him I was single. I didn't spend too much time on it because... okay. it's Well, see, there you go. You've been productive. Like, like he doesn't know he's been productive.

Speaker: He just doesn't realize his whole schedule has opened up to, like, be My schedule definitely has has has opened wide open, but no, I have stuff around here around the house I have to do.

Speaker: Yeah. that I should take advantage of while before I wind up going back to work. Fair. I got to get these carpet shampooed again ah and a couple other little projects that I was going to work on today, but somebody got a little Junkie McJunk face last night so and this morning, and and was still feeling it this afternoon. Fair, man.

Speaker: actually taken I actually wound up taking a little nap. It took about an hour and a half nap, man. When my alarm went off, I almost was like, man, fuck it. I'm just going to go to sleep.

Speaker: Fuck that shit to tonight. they But I had to get up and cook dinner for the kids and stuff like that. so Hey, I mean, fair enough. I mean, if like get drunk or make food for the kids,

Speaker: I think making food for the kids is probably the better choice. so I decided to be responsible. Maybe I'll hit up the girl later. i a Hey, as long as you go hey, as long as you're responsible, you take care of your However you take care of your needs is on you. You're good. Yeah, right.

Speaker: I did, however, finally eat something. but I had a salad. but I'm a DoorDasher. What? What? I was like... yeah the I had never gotten a good-looking DoorDasher before. i was like, damn.

Speaker: What's up? Hey, I DoorDash. and I've only met one DoorDasher besides me that looked attractive, so I feel you. Yeah.

Speaker: I can't believe I got her number. that was fucking That's not even my style at all, man. I'm usually... It's okay. So it's not all if you know how to work the app, you can do it.

Speaker: Oh, yeah. No, I asked her when we were standing at the door talking. I was like, can I get your i was this is kind of weird. But because we were chit chatting and I was like, I get your notebook. She already had her phone. She's like, I was talking. that She said, I was to ask you for yours. So I was like, okay, cool. She handed me her phone. She must have heard that you went single.

Speaker: What's that? she just must She just must have heard you went single. It's out there, man. The world knows. and we're we're We're pretty famous. you know when we when we put things out into the into the atmosphere, man, it gets around pretty quick.

Speaker: That is the way the algorithm works, my man. Yeah. Yeah, buddy. Yeah, what's up? Yeah.

Speaker: God, man, I did fucking... Oh, man, I caught my fucking earring today when I was getting out of the shower. Oh. I'm going through a dead spot.

Speaker: Is most of where you live a dead spot? Yeah, I don't... Yeah, pretty much, yeah. Anybody want to zoom in or kind of like zoom out a little bit?

Speaker: You see that black hole? Yeah, that's where I'm at.

Speaker: A black hole that is Kentucky.

Speaker: Exactly.

Speaker: Nice. Kentucky's only good for two things. Fucking your sister and hole the rally.

Speaker: I thought Kentucky had good bourbon. I could be wrong. I'm not a bourbon drinker, so I don't know, but I thought Kentucky had good bourbon.

Speaker: There we go. Yeah, man, I caught my fucking earring in the towel getting out of the shower this afternoon. Man, my God, did it fucking hurt. Yank that sumbitch almost clean out. Fucking ear was bleeding and shit. It's still sore as shit.

Speaker: I might take my earrings out for a day or two. We'll see what happens.

Speaker: Blaze is going buzzing back in here. by with if For anybody who doesn't use StreamYard and don't know, um when people pop in to the studio there's like a like a doorbell kind of like a ding and uh sometimes it's fucking loud as hell man but uh yeah we did our friday night shenanigans uh and we were live on youtube then we we took it off to put it up on patreon uh but as soon as we started it blaze was like click is a bachelor

Speaker: Well, I guess that's out there now. No, you're not late, brother. I mean, it's late where you are, but you're not late. We just we just kicked this thing off about about a half hour ago.

Speaker: i was actually i was actually I was actually pretty late, man. How you doing, Noah? Yeah, just said, well, that's out there. Fuck it.

Speaker: ah it

Speaker: It is it is it is

Speaker: it is weird going back to, well, I mean, outside of the kids being here, not having somebody here.

Speaker: It's weird, but it's also nice. It's like, I got my space back. You know what I mean? shit around here. Damn.

Speaker: Like, what the fuck? i'm already trying I'm already mapping out how I'm going to... I'm not going rearrange my bedroom. I'm going to leave the furniture where it's at because I got some heavy-ass, bulky fucking furniture, but I'm going to have room to put stuff in my my bedroom. I might get me a couple things to put in here.

Speaker: Turn it into a sex dungeon. I don't know. I'm so goddamn...

Speaker: yeah right oh so got

Speaker: I wouldn't know what to do with the sex dungeons.

Speaker: and That just sounds creepy. Will you see my sex dungeon?

Speaker: Man, I got to clean my desk. Those two, last night when we started started trivia, Blaze had left a couple of the Broken Skull IPAs here, and i was like yeah, fucking, I'll have a couple of them.

Speaker: um I'll drink them, you know. and they They weren't, but they were they're pretty terrible, I'm not going lie. But the first two that I opened, man, they just were like, just fucking exploded everywhere. I've got fucking beer still. Like, my desk is all like, kind of sticky and shit.

Speaker: From beer being spilled all over it, so. Clean that fucking mess up. Got shit on the floor. It was a mess last night. Not lie. it was it was a It was a mess over here last

Speaker: i

Speaker: I forgot what I was going to say. Lost my train of thought.

Speaker: But anywho, I totally lost my train of thought. I was going to say something.

Speaker: And I forgot. We might have lost Blaze for good.

Speaker: He literally went into that black hole he was talking about.

Speaker: He's a goner, ladies and gentlemen. He's out of here. Get him going. Get him going, baby.

Speaker: Get him going. Get him out of but

Speaker: here. Talking awful lot of shit in in the chat there, big boy. Talking an awful lot of bullshit. Why don't come up here and say it to my face? Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha.

Speaker: You working again tonight, Wally?

Speaker: Ah.

Speaker: Woo-hoo! Sanders to Cleveland. Let's go.

Speaker: Oh, my God. I cannot believe. and again, I know we'll talk about it tomorrow. I cannot believe – that Sanders, Shadir, Shadir, Shadir Sanders dropped all the way to the fifth fucking round.

Speaker: And then Cleveland took him up. I picked him after they already got a quarterback, mind you. They picked up Dylan Gabriel out of, uh, out of Oregon. And then they got him in the fifth round. Like, dude.

Speaker: her Making that money. Uh, um Took him in the fifth fucking round. We have five fucking quarterbacks in Cleveland now. Which, with the way the last couple years have gone, we're going to meet all five. oh Hopefully Flacco will stay healthy. i think I think he'll wind up being the starter. But we've got ah three young guys.

Speaker: Kenny Pickett's there, then we just drafted two quarterbacks. I don't know who the other. And Dipshit Watson's there as well.

Speaker: I ain't mad at him, man. I think the draft went really well for Cleveland. Uh, and that was just kind of one of those trash pickups just because he was still floating around. You know what I mean? I'm not mad at him. I would have been pissed if they would have taken him like with the first or second round.

Speaker: I'd have been, even the third round, I might've been a little bit upset with that. Um, there was too many other needs that we needed to address. Um, but And I think they did a good job addressing addressing the needs that needed to be addressed. and And overall, Cleveland had a ah pretty solid pretty solid draft, in my opinion.

Speaker: We picked up a linebacker out of UCLA. Let me see here. Let me see here.

Speaker: Let me talk you. limit out two yeah

Speaker: um

Speaker: Yeah, we picked up linebacker with the second round first pick. Push on. What was his name? Push on. Judkins running back out of OSU. That's an awesome fucking pickup.

Speaker: Tight end out of Bowling Green. ah Dylan Gabriel, quarterback. Running back out of Tennessee. And then Sanders in the fifth round.

Speaker: I don't know what picks they have.

Speaker: If they have any picks left.

Speaker: Because they were doing a lot of pick swapping and dropping and trading and moving people around and whatnot. So.

Speaker: ah What the hell is going on here?

Speaker: Seventh round. Yeah, they're they're done. um believe. Yeah, they're done.

Speaker: So, not ah not too shabby, not too shabby of a draft for the Browns. Like I said, we'll talk more about it tomorrow. What's going on, John McSmith? How you doing, man? Welcome, welcome, welcome.

Speaker: What's going on with you?

Speaker: ah

Speaker: NBA playoffs are going on, man, and the Cavs are just smashing the heat in the first round, and I'm fucking loving it. Fucking loving in it. Smashing them.

Speaker: So much fun.

Speaker: Tomorrow we got to take cash and I got to take some time. We were what thinking about doing the show today that we decided not to. we decided we'll just wait and keep it on the on the normal schedule.

Speaker: But we got to get caught up on SmackDown from um last night. all right Yeah, last night. Yeah, we didn't watch SmackDown last night. We'll probably do that tomorrow.

Speaker: So...

Speaker: Everybody got questions, man. Just know that it is what it is. Stop asking me questions. I'll talk to you people the other time. Don't talk to me now.

Speaker: What are you going to do?

Speaker: I might maybe move my desk. um might maybe move my debts um

Speaker: to the other side of the room. I don't know. lot to wait and see.

Speaker: We'll have to wait and see what happens.

Speaker: Ah.

Speaker: got like all these ideas of how I want to rearrange furniture and move furniture around and shit like that, but then it's like, eh. It's perfectly fine right where it's at. I don't want to mess with it at the end of the day.

Speaker: I'll just leave it. Fuck it.

Speaker: Fuck it.

Speaker: Chug it in the fucking bucket. I think that's what they say, right? Fuck it, bucket. look

Speaker: Ah. Something like that. Fuck, I don't know. I don't know.

Speaker: Man. Nothing hits like a nice ice cold Pepsi.

Speaker: I'm looking at shit over here. scroll on bit

Speaker: but

Speaker: It's hard as hell to have a one-sided conversation. I don't know how people do I don't know how people it. really don't know. I will say this. actually i've got a little you know I've got a little bit of time. I'm sure Blaze will be jumping back in when he gets done getting his outcome haul.

Speaker: I do want to say this.

Speaker: Man, people, we need to live our lives, man, and not let minor things drag us down and get to us too much. ah Oh, speaking of minor things dragging you down and getting to you, you guys know I've been kind of stressed and trying to find a new job.

Speaker: This has been a good week for me, man. I think i think things are finally looking up. I had a second interview with one company. um The schedule that they currently have doesn't really work for me, but they they are really interested in me, so she's keeping me on the list. She's putting me up top of the list for when they ah they're they're having a building built, and it should be done here in the next month or so um to potentially, once I figure out the schedules, maybe...

Speaker: If I wanted to take the job, had an and I had another interview yesterday ah that went really well. I'm hoping to hear back. That's one I'm hoping to hear back from because that'll be that'll be a cool gig.

Speaker: Both of them will be cool gigs. um But the one will be nice. It'll set me up pretty nice ah for the future and and whatnot. And then the other one, last year yesterday, man, I was just getting ready to cook dinner yesterday evening.

Speaker: I got a phone call. It was for a supervisor role in a maintenance department.

Speaker: I don't know nothing about being the boss, but apparently they like my resume and I got to go. I'm going in Monday at one. So Wally, if you got your ears on, you'll have to let me know if you're around Monday.

Speaker: I may swing by the house. I'll be a Mount Vernon.

Speaker: um depending upon how long my interview goes and and and whatnot. um But that all that'll be a nice little but'll be a nice little extra thing in my utility belt of my quote-unquote career, moving up into the management supervising position and whatnot.

Speaker: um Never done it, never really had an opportunity, never really thought about doing it, to be honest with you. I don't want to be in charge of people. I could barely be in charge of my own fucking self, let alone others at the end of the day.

Speaker: But, you you know, either way, a couple, yeah, man, just out of nowhere, man. It was, a you know, I wasn't hearing anything and just applying for jobs left and right.

Speaker: Now all of a sudden they're banging back up again and some serious potential. So I'm getting excited for that, especially with,

Speaker: stuff Blazin' I have going on with few things. are if We're starting to get that lined up and in order. so And then I'm going to take on another project. I'm going to learn how to make shirts and shit because I got the equipment here at the house and might as well learn how to use it and take advantage of it at the end of the day.

Speaker: ah So I will be i'll be doing that. i'll be here and Once I get it all, i can it can't be that hard. I wouldn't think. um I'm sure it's pretty simple.

Speaker: But then I'll be doing all of our shirts. So Chris Technician, if you've got your ears on out there, as soon as I figure it all out, brother, i will get your shirt ordered or I'll get your shirt made for you. I just got figure this shit out. Like I said, it i can't be that hard. I wouldn't think, but we'll figure it out.

Speaker: oh so A lot of shit going on, man. i man i am a I got a lot of fucking shit going I guess that's good, though.

Speaker: That's a good thing, right? Doing the shows and some side projects and and whatnot.

Speaker: definitely Definitely digging it. Definitely feeling it. Feeling myself a little bit. Right? Right We call it a little twin, twin, twin. want

Speaker: but watch that movie again. But. Yeah, man.

Speaker: Can't not complain, man. Can't not. Ain't gonna complain. But. I know it's a little early, but let's take a little break real quick.

Speaker: And we'll be right back here in just a few minutes. Here's a little, ah this one might get me in trouble with YouTube, but we'll find out. I'll deal with that later down the road if it does. But here's a little Hayden Kaufman, and we'll be right back.

Speaker: I've been in your shoes up and left like you, but someone threw hell. It hits a little different, missing you and wishing I wasn't here by myself.

Speaker: But you're the one that walked out, the one that tried. You're the one that gave up and never told me why. So you can have the last word, it don't really matter.

Speaker: Hell, you can have it all, as long as you the long

Speaker: As long as you take the long lane. You can have the shirt off my back, cross on my neck.

Speaker: You can have my boots. Girl, you can have the six string. Hell, keep the diamond ring. Yeah, I don't care what you do. As long as you take the long lane.

Speaker: Long as you take the wrong way, I'll take the good times You take the broken down and I'll take the getting by You take the memories out of every frame, I'll say it's my fault

Speaker: Welcome back to nonsense good nonsense everybody I'm flying solo tonight man

Speaker: For a little while. We'll see what happens. Don't forget, we do have the open door challenge. That is in a effect. The door is open. There's the link in the chat. You guys are welcome to come in and hang out with us or hang out with me.

Speaker: I'll say us when the guys get here. We'll see when they pull up. but um

Speaker: It's so funny that fucking song. Because I've been listening to it for a little while. like for the last few weeks, it popped up on my playlist. Shout out to my playlist. Shout out to the artists that I've had on Glick's House of Music.

Speaker: Because not only does my playlist include, like, all their kick-ass music, but when you just play ah radio station on, like, YouTube or whatever, based off of based off of them, you get a whole bunch of random other music.

Speaker: and And I've discovered a bunch of new artists that I like, like, um, uh, um, was that Hayden Kaufman? I think is his name. Yeah. Hayden Kaufman. I like him. Um, there's a few other artists, but they're bigger artists, you know, they're bigger names, um, that I really like. but I had that song downloaded last week.

Speaker: Uh, but we didn't wind up to, we, we, we did take a couple of breaks last Saturday night, last Saturday night was, uh, was, uh, um, a new type of show that we did. So we're doing the WrestleMania watch party and and watching WrestleMania and commentating and adding our two cents about the matches and doing our picks and everything like that.

Speaker: um But I had it downloaded last Saturday night. And I didn't get a chance to play it. So it was still fucking sitting there tonight. oh But we're not going to do sad, sappy bullshit music tonight. I got some actually some kick-ass music from ah Delta Circle. who are

Speaker: Who was on the show last last Tuesday. And man, those guys were fucking awesome, man. We had so much goddamn fun that... before the show was over, you know, or like we're basically right after the show was over, we were already planning ah for them to come back. I gotta, I gotta look at my calendar and see what I got going on.

Speaker: Um, uh, schedule wise and see what they got going on schedule wise. But I'm, I'm looking forward to, uh, to hanging out with those guys. Cause we were having so much fucking fun.

Speaker: We didn't really get to do like quote unquote interview interview. It was just kind of just fucking getting in there, having a good time. Uh, but they make some kick-ass music. Um, I would love to see them ah but make a road trip from ah from Georgia up here to Ohio and ah play play a couple places around here and get the opportunity to see them. Or, no, I don't know.

Speaker: Maybe I'll just randomly take off one weekend and I'll go down to Georgia and see them play. you know I could dip up out this bitch on ah on ah on a Thursday or something and come back on, you know, do it on a week when the kids are out here. I'll dip out of here on Friday after they leave and go spend a few days down south, swing by Charleston and whatnot.

Speaker: Although I might not come back. ain't gonna lie to you all. I might not come back and I go fucking down back down south. I might be just out. I have to come back. and My kids are here. I gotta come back.

Speaker: Um...

Speaker: um

Speaker: Um,

Speaker: gotta come back. Yeah. those sometimes so My kids are here. Uh, so what?

Speaker: I like to go on road trips. It helps me clear my mind. I'm already thinking about, uh, I'm already thinking about popping out over to, uh, to, um, Indiana, uh, to see James again.

Speaker: gotta get with him. Uh, I would like to get out there and and hang out with him again. And, uh, maybe do ah do a show with him out of his house. ah just I'll just set up, go out there on Tuesday and just set up Glick's House of Music. It'll be like, here you go, do a live show, bro.

Speaker: Have fun.

Speaker: Let him play some music. And while he's playing the music, or after he plays the song, i can I can pick his brain about the song. Like, you what was going on when he wrote it? What was he feeling? Where'd it come from? Where'd the inspiration come from?

Speaker: Well, that would actually be really fucking fun.

Speaker: I know I've already planned it on going up to see see Michael and Arliss and the guys at some point so but first things first gotta get a job oh

Speaker: oh so yeah it's Roman freedom Put the wind in your air. Whatever they say. Drop the top down. I don't know.

Speaker: But I do. I like to go on road trips, man. I like to take random ass road trips. i'm actually but actually go ah i might go down Southern Ohio and maybe like down by done by West Virginia ah here in a couple weeks just to go down there, down on the river for a little drive.

Speaker: I like that drive down through there. You got get good going down. like Especially if you if you take like the back roads. Not like back back roads, you know what i mean? But like, not the freeway, I guess is what I'm saying. I ain't going on no fucking gravel road in West Virginia. cause now You got me fucked up. I've seen way too many fucking horror movies.

Speaker: I know what happens. I'm not risking it. I'm not risking the biscuit. So... um But I do want to take a trip. I do i like to drive. and i just like to just get out and fucking drive.

Speaker: Let's go. That'd be the one cool thing about the one job that I had or that I had an interview for is that I would get to spend a lot of time driving again, which would be cool.

Speaker: Between different locations and whatnot.

Speaker: That would be dope. I am a fan of being on the road.

Speaker: And so, but we'll see, we'll wait and see what happens. I guess at the end of the day, we'll kind of play it by ear. Maybe, maybe I'll take you guys on adventures with me. and

Speaker: hi I'm a, I'm in a tent alongside the Ohio river for the weekend.

Speaker: Doing the show. Got great wifi out here. Um,

Speaker: But

Speaker: get the house, put that together, figure out that situation first and then start making plans to do other things. and not I don't want to go out. like i don't want to go out like I'm not really a big bar person anymore.

Speaker: don't know. Maybe just too old for that. I don't know. Some people never grow out of it. Some people. like still act like they're 20 and want to go to the bar every fucking weekend, and I think it's ridiculous, but don't get me wrong, mean, I'll go and have fun, but man, if i have the opportunity to go like, go do something or go see something as opposed to going to fucking bar, like I'm going to jump on that opportunity.

Speaker: Fuck that, man. Too much dumb shit and dumb people at the fucking bar for me to want to deal with and tolerate. So,

Speaker: why What are you going to do, man? What are you going to do? What's the matter with you? As Jerebisi would say. wonder what do he's up to these days.

Speaker: wonder if anybody talks to him still or if anybody knows. I think he blocked us on everything. But I am curious to know what old Jerebisi is doing these days.

Speaker: Hopefully he's got his his show and stuff maybe be going. I know he was planning on doing some gaming and whatnot wanted to do some stuff on Twitch. So, he's really the only one. I know Mark and Brian are still doing their thing ah on on talking shit.

Speaker: We don't

Speaker: but really talk much. We don't talk at all, but I watch your show from time to time. Sometimes they've had some they've had some cool people on there.

Speaker: Um, What up, Mandy?

Speaker: Do you see something I don't see? Because I don't see Blaze. Blaze isn't here. You might be you might have to i had to flash forward to the live.

Speaker: Oh, no, it's in the comments. um I don't even see it in the comments. My bad, Blaze. Nope. Oh, he doesn't? He hasn't done it? He's got me blocked, so I don't know. Somebody... I love when people block me like it fucking hurts my feelings. Like, I don't fucking care enough about you once I cut ties to to worry about your goofy ass.

Speaker: There he is. I didn't see the comments. I just see Mandy's. Man, i my eyes are something. but I fucking could not find my glasses this morning. And then I think...

Speaker: ah ah Nikki might have accidentally taken my other pair my backup pair of glasses when she left, when she was cleaning her shit out of the the kitchens are the the bathroom. I think, I don't know, I can't find them anywhere. So I was freaking out today and I had to get my old ass glasses that are like close to 20 years old. I look like an old man because they don't fit my big fat head. So they like stretch out and then slide down.

Speaker: um And they're small. They're like wire frames, but they were sitting like like this. And I'm like, I cannot find these motherfuckers for the life of me. And then they were in the bathroom because I took them off and put them on the shelf.

Speaker: What, I took a shower this this morning? Fucking dumb ass. Walking around the house like a fucking jerk off looking for my glasses. People blocking you is trash talking.

Speaker: trust Oh, yeah, I agree 100%. Block me? Yeah, you you already... i don't i don't I don't really believe in blocking people, though, man. like i I don't see the purpose in it. ah like but look ah It's social media. If you want to look at my shit, look at my shit. I don't got nothing to fucking hide.

Speaker: ah If you want to creep on me, creep on me. I don't fucking care. I think I've only blocked like maybe like four or five people ever. and that was Outside of like bots and shit like that, you know there's fake accounts and stuff.

Speaker: but yeah just like a small handful of people because and that's just because they're disgusting vile human beings and they they should be blocked from existence but uh well block nobody man i i think i i think i should silly i don't care look at my uh and it's funny where you know because i got i got one account that's private um and people will stay following me just so they can look at it. And don't even use the account.

Speaker: Like, i don't even do anything on that account. You'll unfollow the, uh, the network and you'll unfollow like my other, my other Instagram.

Speaker: Um, and then you stay on my friends list on my Instagram page. Just like goofy asses, goofy asses.

Speaker: Um, I just leave it. I don't use my Instagram. I don't care. they If they made the cut at some point in time, then they can stay there. I don't give a damn.

Speaker: Right? Creep away, I say. Creep away. Everybody is welcome, too. I don't care.

Speaker: everybody is welcome to i don't care

Speaker: Because here's my honest here's my honest thoughts and opinion.

Speaker: If I have to block people because I'm going to put something on social media that I'm worried about them seeing, maybe, just maybe, i shouldn't be putting it on social media.

Speaker: You know what I mean? I mean... Or... ah or you know, other people, I know, I i know a few years back, I got blocked by this guy who got his panties all up in a bunch, and he blocked me and then started talking shit, and it was like running his mouth,

Speaker: and another friend of mine that we had a mutual friend was like, yo, are you still friends with this cat, and i'm like, nah, man, I was like, We don't talk anymore. He's like, you should see all the crazy shit he's saying. And I went to look and he had me blocked. i was just like, what kind of goofy ass shit is that?

Speaker: Like, as I said, if have to block people, maybe you should think about what you're going to put on social media get and not put it out there. If you're worried about certain people seeing it or whatever the case may be.

Speaker: I don't put anything on social media anyways outside of podcast shit. And my OnlyFans Instagram thing, which even that, I don't give damn. I mean, that's mostly just me and fucking sweatpants and shorts.

Speaker: Look, I do this show and nothing but sweatpants. You know, I take my fucking shirt off. I'm basically the same equivalent. ah You know?

Speaker: But yeah, I don't, i don't yeah, i don't, If I put it social media, then ah can look at it. I don't care. ain't got nothing to hide. want to tattle on me? You got to tell my mommy and daddy that I put something offensive on social media? i Get the fuck of here.

Speaker: Get over yourself, you goofy.

Speaker: if Yeah, I know. Saying smart ass shit and fucking with me and tagging me and shit.

Speaker: fucking Sasquatch picture. Tag Glick. Tag Glick. Hey Glick, it's Sean.

Speaker: I always get a chuckle out of your posts though. They make me laugh. I seen Blaze. but did Did you see the picture Blaze posted of me today on our on our socials?

Speaker: Look down in the bottom left corner. Yeah, good job you moron.

Speaker: I seen that. Oh, my God. I seen that, and I started laughing so fucking hard. I laughed way too hard at that, man. Blaze had me fucking cracking up, bro. Yeah, I know. It's funny.

Speaker: It's funny. I enjoy it. You know, i i didn't know i didn't I didn't know your comment. I didn't see the comments. I just seen the picture. and think Blaze put it in their in our group chat, and then I seen that he tagged me on Facebook, said, you know,

Speaker: um ah But

Speaker: ah I mean, it's little things, man. Sometimes I laugh way too hard at unnecessary shit. oh I got a good laugh the other day at a fucking emoji. Oh, is it Wednesday? I think it was Wednesday afternoon.

Speaker: It was just a stupid-ass emoji when i was I was changing my bio, and I got a good laugh out of that, my my Instagram bio. Yeah. but

Speaker: Yeah, that's that's ah that's a true statement. i was I'm definitely ah in my in my and my in my environment. I'm in my Squatch era. Isn't that was it like a Taylor Swift thing? like I'm in my ah mommy era, my my my lover girl era, whatever. I'm in my Squatch era.

Speaker: I'm full on Sasquatchian.

Speaker: Embracing Squizzatch.

Speaker: Speaking of embracing the squizotch, where is Rocky? wonder if I can get him to come up here tonight.

Speaker: There he is.

Speaker: shoot him a message real quick.

Speaker: There we go Or he's going to call me right in the middle of a show.

Speaker: I'll take a break and I'll take this phone call.

Speaker: Maybe I will. Yeah, here's a little Delta Circle.

Speaker: Making this town shine like old

Speaker: We kick up dust on Friday nights

Speaker: Live it up under neon lights We sneak our bottles to the game

Speaker: We'll right back.

Speaker: Drivers, start your engines!

Speaker: I needed space and you needed time To figure out that you were wrong No thanks to you

Speaker: No thanks to or bad

Speaker: I think you all know that I've always felt the nine most terrifying words in the English language are, I'm from the government and I'm here to help.

Speaker: Go and tell that long-tongue liar. Go and tell that midnight rider. Tell the rambler, the gambler, the backbiter. Tell them the guy's going good now.

Speaker: Tell them the guy's going good.

Speaker: Well, my goodness gracious, let me tell you the news. My head's been wet with the midnight dew. I've been down on man to knee, talking to the man from Galilee.

Speaker: He spoke to me in a voice so sweet. I thought I heard the shuffle of the angel's feet. He called my name and my heart still still. Well, he said, child, go do my will, go and tell.

Speaker: Tell the rambler, the gambler, the backbiter Tell the God's gonna cut him down Tell the God's gonna cut him down You can run on for a long time, run on for a long time, run on for long time Soon a little God'll cut you down Soon little God'll cut you down

Speaker: Black and white What's down in the dark Will be brought to the light Well you can run on For long time Run on for a long time Run on for a long time Sooner or later God will cut you down Sooner or later God will cut you down Go and tell that long-tongued liar Go and tell that midnight rider Tell the river there

Speaker: God's gonna cut him down.

Speaker: Hey, we're back. Sorry about that little extended, extended break. That was Rock Lee, our boy Rocky, who called me and he's like, oh shit, you're right. I went over the show. So I had to,

Speaker: He's gonna come up here in a little bit. He's on his way home. So was just kind of hitting him hitting the music, you know while we were chatting and chattting a little bit um

Speaker: ah but So sorry about that, but I'm back welcome back to nonsense go nonsense everybody We're not even an hour in and I've already taken like two fucking breaks ah But um Nonetheless, ah welcome back.

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Speaker: I got a button for it. I got a button for it. Like, share, and subscribe. Yeah. Hit them dingers. ah

Speaker: Sasquatch, you also have an alien, too? I am. I'm all over the place.

Speaker: Um,

Speaker: um

Speaker: Anyways, I don't even know. I don't even know at this point. What am I talking about? What were we talking about? I'm so so lost. I should have went got a refill on my pop. Now I know enough for the drink.

Speaker: I can't even holler at him. Hey, grab me a pop, bro. Grab me pop, bro. barau

Speaker: ah

Speaker: a Yeah, man. there that Just completely derailed. I was actually starting to catch a rhythm and catch a flow. It kind of just fucking derailed.

Speaker: But anyways. So.

Speaker: so Yeah. say I am in pretty good spirits. Uh, all things considering, uh, shout out to, uh, the guys here on the network. My, my, uh, my circle, uh, it's not a big circle, but it's a little fucking circle.

Speaker: And, uh, I haven't, uh, haven't had a circle like this in a long time. So guys have been there, man. They've, uh, they've had my back. So I think that's one of the reasons I'm in the, I'm in pretty good spirits and, uh, kind of just, uh,

Speaker: Keep doing what you're doing, man. Just live life, brother. Have fun. You know? That's what we're here for, man. we're we're We're only here for a short time. can't Can't let little shit weigh you down and whatnot.

Speaker: So. Oh, shit. I got to put that link. That's what I was going to do. Put that link back in there. Driving that link. Driving that link. DJ, hit that link one time. Ew it. Ew it.

Speaker: Ew it. Ew it. ah ah but the fuck We were talking earlier about blocking people and whatnot.

Speaker: It's kind of hard for me to to go on a blocking spree considering what we do here. You know what I mean?

Speaker: yeah Best place to fucking creep on me. Damn. and like yeah wonder what Glick's doing. Well, it's Saturday night. I can tell you what Glick's doing. he' sitting back at his fucking desk acting like an asshole, ah hanging out with his friends and looking dumb.

Speaker: ah You know? Getting all that juicy dirt on me. Yeah. and I don't care, man. oh People are silly, man. People are silly.

Speaker: It's funny. um Makes me laugh.

Speaker: um But now, anywhoies. Anywhoies. So Rocky's going to be coming up here soon. That'll be dope. We'll get to hang out. He's like, I got some rooskies and I'm ready to go, brother. Hell man. buts Let's get it. Let's get after it, son. ah

Speaker: Wally will probably be up, I think, after he gets off work. I'm not sure what time Wally gets off work, but He'll probably be up when he gets up, gets off. So that'll be cool. And maybe we'll see some of our, some of our regular orders pass through as well and tonight.

Speaker: So you guys just got to suffer with me. I promise there's more people will come and you won't have to deal with just me. Just as got kind of, just kind of tough it out. Just you're strong enough. I believe in you. You can do it.

Speaker: I know you can. know you can. i know you can

Speaker: don't Don't stop believing and all that stuff. of the tiger.

Speaker: At the end of the day. No. No.

Speaker: I'm not very good at talking to myself anymore. I used to be very good at this. I could go on and just ramble for fucking hours. And if people were in the chat, great. If they weren't, eh, cool. um i've gotten I've gotten used to having backup.

Speaker: You know what I mean? having Having co-hosts and stuff. I've gotten spoiled is is the word I'm looking for because I have gotten incredibly spoiled since starting podcasting with having co-hosts. like try to Just my camera.

Speaker: There we go. That's better. Now I just got to let it refocus. It's like pointed right into the bathroom.

Speaker: That's...

Speaker: Us guys are so basic when it comes to bathroom needs. You know what I mean? Like deodorant, toothpaste, toothbrush, whatever.

Speaker: and need my beard stuff. But women go crazy in the bathroom, man. There's too much stuff. There's too much stuff going on.

Speaker: That's why I'm like... bathroom looking a little better. I like it. Maybe I'll put a TV in my bathroom. Why? Because nobody's here to tell me I can't.

Speaker: Look, why do you need a TV in bathroom? I don't. But how cool would it be? I can get in the shower. i'm like Sometimes I like to take long showers. I turn TV on and watch TV while I'm taking a shower. You know what mean? Fuck it.

Speaker: Don't judge me. Don't knock it until you try it. ah usually I usually have my phone in there anyways. I'm usually watching YouTube while I'm in the shower. So,

Speaker: YouTube is a godamn ah is a black hole for me, man. I fall into the wormholes on YouTube, and I am checked out. were i can I could waste a day watching and huge like the cryptid stuff and the abandoned towns and abandoned carnivals and true crime shit.

Speaker: And paranormal stuff. Not the goofy shit like Ghost Event, but like the stories. There's people that but so tell like you know the history and the stories behind quote-unquote hauntings and shit like that.

Speaker: Man, I get lost in them fucking rabbit holes. And I'm gone. The other day, was sitting on the couch. And i was I was getting ready to watch a movie.

Speaker: But I got a YouTube notification. And the next thing I know, two and a half hours and went by. And I was watching fucking YouTube. but Like, well, guess it's time to go to bed. I won't be watching a movie tonight.

Speaker: Maybe tomorrow.

Speaker: Yeah. um I love that shit. I fucking love that. shit I eat that shit up like like like it's nothing. The true crimes and, you know, the cryptids, like myself, being a big Sasquatch.

Speaker: And... and

Speaker: abandoned like Abandoned towns and and and places that have like crazy backstories to them, like quote-unquote mysteries or whatever.

Speaker: Man, it's game over. It's all she wrote. I'm done. I'm checking out. ah Sometimes that's why I'm late for the show or late to do a show because I'm fucking watching YouTube, man.

Speaker: Shout out to YouTube, man. Let's go YouTube. There's some good creators out there, man. There really is. Mr. Ballin might be one of my favorites when it comes to that category of true crime, creepy, strange, paranormal stories and stuff like that. He does a really good job.

Speaker: Plus, he's got a really cool voice. He's he's's got one of those voices that's that's ah enjoyable to listen to. So...

Speaker: Yeah, I've done Burn through his entire catalog. But he's got some other spinoff shows that i've been I've been getting into as well. Yeah, that's my weird little that's my weird little thing, man, is YouTube.

Speaker: And fucking rabbit holes. Like i said, it's it's game over when I when i fall into one.

Speaker: So, I don't know.

Speaker: what' you guys what's ah What you guys got going on? Anybody out there in ah in that with their eyes and ears on? Say what's up. What you guys got going on? What's going on in y'all's world?

Speaker: My world's kind of boring. Not gonna lie. Hang out with the kids. Play video games. Watch movies. Watch TV. And podcasting.

Speaker: I need to get a life. I need to get a fucking life so bad. I really do. Um, I am going to get out of the house this week, this week though, because, uh, uh, I was telling, uh, blaze, I was like starting to feel like a prison, man. I ain't been out and like got fresh air. I went for a drive. So I might, uh, I might be, well, I will be going for a drive Monday.

Speaker: I'm going to, that's to be cool. I'm going to go back home Monday. Um, I want to check it out while I'm there. I might hang around for a little while and check out town. know, I haven't been up there, uh, much since I've been home.

Speaker: And I might swing back. I might take me the nice, long, scenic route home and go through my ah go through my hometown. Go see the old house. Go see the old place and the property and and and all that. I wish I still had friends around there, but I think everybody's done moved on and moved and and moved away.

Speaker: But it is still nice to drive through there every once a while because nothing's changed, man. With as much as but as much as shit's changing and been changing and and and and And there's growth and and and housing developments and are going in and everything like that.

Speaker: I left home 20... Damn,

Speaker: no no no damn bro. Like 26 years ago, I left home. and it's God damn. Where did the last 26 years go in my life? Holy shit, y'all. That just kind of that guy it just fucking triggered me a little bit.

Speaker: Damn. I was just doing that quick math and that kind of fucking triggered me a little bit. I'm not going lie. God damn. Oh, wow. 26 years have gone by since since graduation or since I moved out. Since I moved from out of my my folks'.

Speaker: Wow. Holy smokes. Anyways, wow. That was just, it was kind of like jarring, but in a good way. You know what i mean? Just wow. Holy shit. Where has the time gone now? Where has the time? What have I done? What have I been through? But no, it's cool to drive to drive down through there because it's still the exact same.

Speaker: nothing's changed man uh some more amish houses some bigger amish houses um because i grew up in kind of an amish uh well not kind of but in an and an area with a a large amish population so uh

Speaker: uh but now man there's like no development no development going on i love it i think that's great to see man i think that's the cool one of the cool things about ohio is there's still a lot of rural errorrans areas oh that there hasn't been any major growth or change in over the years.

Speaker: remember I remember growing up and not, you know, I couldn't wait to get the hell out. You know what I mean? But now there's a small part of me, now that I'm getting older, that would love to buy a place out there and you know, when the time's right, when i when I'm able to and and and have me a place back home.

Speaker: But also at the same time when cash is grown up, I'm, I'm off to South Carolina, baby.

Speaker: Maybe I'll go to Florida. I don't know. Either South Carolina, Florida, or Texas. Those are my, I either go back to Charleston or Tampa or I don't know why, or where, or where, or why, or how Texas got into the equation.

Speaker: Um, But I thought about that, like down by Galveston, down by the coast. I don't even know how that came into the equation because i never once in my life thought about living in Texas.

Speaker: But it'll probably I'll probably end up in Charleston or or or in Tampa. ah But I don't want to live with the four idiots. Either way, when when cash is growing, up man, I'm out this bitch.

Speaker: See ya. Back down south, warm weather, beaches, no more snow, no more cold. ah No Hit the road, Jack, and don't come back no more, no more.

Speaker: We'll see how long I stay single this time. and but but but maybe ah Maybe I'll stay single for a few years, and it'll make it that much easier when I decide to up and leave.

Speaker: I say that. I say that. I'm going to stay single. It don't fucking ever happen. That's okay. That's okay.

Speaker: That's okay. dream, Glick. It's nice to dream, buddy.

Speaker: Sure, you'll stay single. That's what you'll do.

Speaker: ah care damn darn to you. Shoot, go west and explore. Hell yeah, man. I thought about it. I thought about it. Uh, you know, like I said, I don't know how Texas fell, fell into the equation.

Speaker: Uh, it'll also depend on, ah my financial situation when that happens. Maybe I'll take a page out of your book, please. Maybe I'll fucking hit me, hit that. I'll give me a little, a little, I'm not going to go in.

Speaker: I'm not going to go in and actually build out a van. I'll just go buy a little RV, uh, for myself and I'll just fucking, just fucking drive, man. We'll see where, you know, where, Where the road takes me, where I end up.

Speaker: I'll steal a little ah still still a page out of your book. Maybe we'll cross paths when we're van-lifing it. That and would be pretty cool, though.

Speaker: you know if i was If I was able to, if I was in a situation financially, i got you know it ah work-wise, to where i could where I could just travel all the time, that would be fucking dope.

Speaker: That would be so fucking dope. Uh blazes got the right idea man. You got the right idea bro with the van life thing I just got too much time to me tying me down right now

Speaker: I need to have like one of the I need to have like a work accident or something where I lose a couple fingers and then I get a big fat settlement And I never have to worry about working again, uh And uh and then do that They're like, oh, I can't work no more. I got this big fat settlement.

Speaker: ah Buy me a camper and hit the road. Open road. They call my name, man. I'm actually i'm itching. I'm itching for I mean, I'm seriously got an itch to to run, so to say. Not running away permanently, just to just to go somewhere, like go on a road trip. Somewhere I haven't been. even Well, not necessarily. It could be somewhere that I've been, just maybe I haven't been in a long time.

Speaker: Like, I wouldn't mind going back up to Michigan. And it's nice this time of year up there. Go up to Ann Arbor.

Speaker: I get those itches every once a while, man. You got to scratch that itch. Every once in a great while, I'm like, I just want to go. was talking about that just a little bit ago. I just want go, man.

Speaker: Hit the road, listen some tunes, clear my head, figure out life. Yeah. God damn it, I knew I should have took that right instead of the fucking left that I took.

Speaker: sad at um Just get lost, man. Just get lost. That's a fun thing to Just get lost. ah

Speaker: But who knows? Who knows? Who knows what I'll do? Maybe 20 years from now I'll still be sitting right here just that because as I just, as it just fucking ah dawned on me, man, like I said, that that that kind of shocked me. Wow, 26 years, man.

Speaker: But am I might still be sitting here in 20 years. I don't fucking know. hope not. God, man, you to how cranky and mean I'm going to be 60 years old still doing a podcast in my bedroom?

Speaker: um I can't wait until get old just so can be cranky and have the excuse of I'm old. Leave me alone. Well, why are you so cranky? Because I'm old. Leave me alone.

Speaker: Now I'm just an asshole from cranky. Even if I have a reason to be cranky. What up, lazy Jedi? You beautiful son of a biz, Natchez.

Speaker: What up with you, son? You know where the door is if you want. You're welcome. Ah, okay. look be the old guy in the bar telling the young guy his beer sucks.

Speaker: There's not even American, you communist pig. Put a koozie on him. Here's a koozie.

Speaker: Johnny Bong's in the building. What's going on with you, brother? What up with you, homie? Johnny Bong's cool as dude in the world to fucking hang out with. Dude is just so chill and laid back. Just does his thing, man. He's just He just does his thing.

Speaker: Uh, man, like I might have to change the show time to like nine o'clock. Get you fuckers in here. Cause I don't have to sit and suffer for an hour and a half with nobody to talk to.

Speaker: Um, yeah, guys, anybody who wants to join, as you know, the link is in the chat. Everybody is more than welcome to, uh, to pop in and hang out. You know, the rules, no wieners.

Speaker: And, uh, Throw your camera on. That way we know that that you're real. That you're real. And you're not physically. Hey, bud. Can you do me favor? Can

Speaker: you fill that up with Mountain Dew, please?

Speaker: Thanks, brah. She was like, I don't want a people with you, dad.

Speaker: Maybe he's just one or two. Yeah, two ice cubes. Just fill it all the way up

Speaker: way up. chat, chat. beat ups you Hey, man. come on up Come on up whenever you want, brother. You know you're welcome. The link is in the chat. Yeah, the link is in there. i had to make sure I put it in there.

Speaker: I try to keep it refreshed so it doesn't get lost in the in the comments and whatnot, but sometimes it does. You know, what are going to I'm one guy. Well, are you coming up tonight after you get off work? Rocky's going to be here in a little bit.

Speaker: Actually, Rocky should be here any time now.

Speaker: Johnny Bollings to get done doing his schooling so so he can drive down to Ohio and start to start tatting me up. but yeah Johnny, come and live with me for a couple months.

Speaker: I have an in-home tattooer.

Speaker: Nah. What up, Brittany? It's Brittany, but you're welcome to come up too, girl. It was fun hanging out last night. ah but but Even though we were we were driving Blaze crazy.

Speaker: It's good seeing you in the chat again. I know we're...

Speaker: Blaze and I were pretty pretty happy to see you come back. yes Sorry you were going through some some shit, but it happens. Usually. Thank you.

Speaker: A little Mountain Dew. A little Mountain Dew for you.

Speaker: Some liquid kind.

Speaker: Some liquid and herbal courage, as the kids say. i don't know if kids say that. oh That's kind of weird if they do. I've reached that age where most younger people are our kids.

Speaker: I was talking to the dude. was talking to the I was talking to the dude at the gas station. I said, you're just a kid, man. were kind of chit-chatting a little bit because go to the same gas station all the time. So we, you know, at this point, I basically ah pretty much know everybody that works in there.

Speaker: And we were kind of chit-chatting back and forth. And he said something about his... His birthday coming up. And said, oh, hell yeah, man. Happy birthday. I asked him how old he was going to be. he' He's like, he's he's still in his 20s. I think he said it was like his late twenty s or something like that.

Speaker: I said, God damn, you're still just a kid. He's like, I'm almost 30. God damn years old. I said, I'm almost 45, bro. Calm down. but He's like, damn, bro. I didn't know you were that old. I said, well, I'll be 44 this year. But yeah, close enough.

Speaker: He's like, hey, you don't look that old. I'm like, you look at my ID every time I come in here and buy beer. He's like, well I know your own. I'm not looking at it. All I do is look down and see 19. So I know your own.

Speaker: and Thanks, bro.

Speaker: Well, lot of places do now, man. when and If they even look at your ID, lot of them just scan it. Here in Ohio, you've got the barcode. But a lot of them just look and see the year. And if it starts with 19, then they're easy math, man. Simple, basic fucking addition and subscription.

Speaker: Ah.

Speaker: So, uh,

Speaker: I can't, I can't with this. You were born in the late 1900s. I can't with that shit. 19. Then you're good. Exactly.

Speaker: There he is.

Speaker: What's going on, brother? Chillin, chillin. Rockin' on the buffalo gear. beard of Fuck yeah. A little bit, a little bit. I'm trying to get ah warmed up with training exercises I'm actually following along with.

Speaker: so yeah Oh,

Speaker: yeah. Fuck yeah. Oh, shit. I got a really bad echo when I talk. I don't know if it's coming from your end or mine.

Speaker: Where's my mic? my mic

Speaker: and What's that? two to two Automatically adjust that. Okay, I think we're good now. Nope, never mind. Do you have multiple devices? I'm just on this device.

Speaker: Huh.

Speaker: I think anything is better.

Speaker: um just on this device oh everything but

Speaker: Okay, cool. You're good, Brittany. We know we'll be here. We'll be here for all night.

Speaker: Oh, now he froze up.

Speaker: How about now? What about now? What about now? Now it's still there. That's weird. I never had that before. I clicked up all the last stuff running in the background.

Speaker: Let me mics and light settings

Speaker: Yeah, yeah. yeah Jedi said je i said it sounds like your speaker. Or your How's that?

Speaker: Nope, still got it. I could have reached out my device and come back in. Okay, you're cool. Oh.

Speaker: um Sorry about that. Responding to a message. um Why am I getting...

Speaker: I was going to ask Johnny because I know doing the tattoo thing. And I think we might have asked him before. I can't remember if he uses if he gets that synthetic skin um and and practice on that or or what he uses to practice.

Speaker: practice Practice makes perfect.

Speaker: Because that's cool. I wish I was artistic like that, man. I wish I had some kind of like artistic... I guess i guess doing and the podcast and stuff is kind of a form of art. of art of art But like I can't draw. I can't sing. I can't play music.

Speaker: ah I wish I had something like that that I could do. want to be cool guitar guy that pulls up at the bonfire. Bonfire. Bonfire. Bonfire.

Speaker: What up, fool? Hi. Hi.

Speaker: My son's turning into a llama.

Speaker: Scrolling his hair out. Next thing you know, he's going have his hat on like this with his hair all poofed out. My hair, I look better with long hair. You what? I look better with long hair. You look better with long hair? Is that what the girls tell you?

Speaker: Is that what all the girlies be telling you? You look so cute with your long hair, Cash.

Speaker: He is dead set, man. He said he was going grow his hair out and get a mullet. And I thought for sure he was. And then when his hair got long enough for the mullet, he was like, nope, I don't want no mullet. I changed my mind.

Speaker: All right, let's see. Oh, good. Now we're good now. No echo.

Speaker: Hell yeah. Good shit. Good shit. I was going to ask you, when you're practicing, like, doing your drawings and stuff like that. Do you have like a synthetic skin or something or anything that you use like with practice gun and stuff?

Speaker: Or do you just draw? No, but I've heard wonders about it. I guess you could buy that shit on Amazon. Like you can buy an arm. Yeah. And it's like... do some research in India. And it's it's it's like a synthetic skin that's like like almost like like human skin.

Speaker: So a lot... some some some I've heard... There's a guy on Instagram...

Speaker: that I follow. He's a tattoo guy. Pretty, pretty famous tattoo guy. And I was watching one of his was on Instagram or YouTube. I can't remember, but he was talking about it, that it's a great practice tool for beginners and stuff like that.

Speaker: Because you get that, you get that feel of like humans flesh and whatnot. And you can kind of figure out how deep, how hard, you know, your, your lines and stuff like that.

Speaker: The needle techniques for the tattoo gun. Yeah. Yeah. My life is the one step that I haven't worked yet.

Speaker: Yeah. What are you looking bud? coming back here be Did you eat dinner? Yeah. How was it? Good. Some tater tot casserole.

Speaker: Who's that? yeah It's Johnny Balms. Hey, what up? He said, what up? Hi. That's one of our friends that hangs out with us.

Speaker: Yeah, okay

Speaker: yeah you can have a snack. Mandy, my life is technical is a technical difficulty. Let's be honest. thank <unk> wander He just got out of the shower. I don't know what that kid's doing.

Speaker: We're going to veg out tomorrow, though. We're going to just kind of veg out and hang out and watch movies, I think. Find some movies or something to watch.

Speaker: I'm glad they answered that. Who this guy is?

Speaker: What up, James? How you

Speaker: doing, man?

Speaker: What's going on with you, bro? Oh, we can't.

Speaker: Can't even hear him.

Speaker: Oh, shit.

Speaker: ah

Speaker: trying was just trying to mean when since winter are you nice it was he was he was muted then he was unmuted then he was muted then he was butd i couldn't hear him when he was unmuted he didn't have any sound um ah oh

Speaker: There we go.

Speaker: There we go.

Speaker: set up

Speaker: oh yeah um coming

Speaker: and but Everybody's having some technical difficulties tonight. Let's see if we got adjusted. notice in any Test, test, test, test. There you go. Now we got you.

Speaker: What's going on with you tonight, brother? I'm doing all right. Having a couple of beers, smoking a little evening. Sounds like a good Saturday night right there. Yeah.

Speaker: Oh, I'm missing it. Some wrestling. and ja i dearre We got a nice. I like that. digging that. ah right Braun Strowman.

Speaker: Yeah. Oh yeah. yeah am Nice to all the time. Yeah. but ah yeah I hear you. You're always nice. Welcome back. Says Mandy. Always nice, man.

Speaker: Uh,

Speaker: ah Yeah, like I said, we're going to have a typical Saturday night, man. People just popping in hanging out. That's what we like to do. i like yeah like to do ah you How'd you feel about the draft, Johnny, for the Bills?

Speaker: ah I mean, you know, I think it went well enough. There some decent picks. Yeah.

Speaker: What I can remember, Can't really find anybody on there I wasn't happy with.

Speaker: ah Shit, dude. I'm looking from there. What do they got? i Training stuff coming up next? Yeah, they started they already started the the OTAs, the optional training.

Speaker: I think I started like last week. because i know at At least yeah for Cleveland, I know it was because they were talking about...

Speaker: um

Speaker: some players that that they were kind of surprised by, some of the quote-unquote veteran players that showed up for OTAs in Cleveland. And I thought that was really cool to see them there with the younger guys.

Speaker: Hell yeah. That's exactly what I was thinking is when all that comes up and you start to see those people operate together as a team after the draft, that's what I'm curious to see.

Speaker: Yeah. Hell Yeah.

Speaker: yeah I look forward to shit coming up in the game. I know. Fuck all of the football. yeah i'm love it yeah Let's talk a real man's sport. Fucking hockey.

Speaker: ah I love sports in general. which I talk about it all. okay it's play ah It's the playoffs right now for the hockey. Yeah, i've kind ah i've kind of I've kind of checked out on hockey because unfortunately my Blue Jackets...

Speaker: didn't make it. They were just right outside of the wild card. I thought they were going to sneak in there, straight but they but they weren't quite able to. Columbus, eh? colum yeah Columbus Blue Jackets?

Speaker: Yeah, that's own team.

Speaker: Hell yeah. I'm keeping an eye on it. i just I'm not watching like I was. I am, however, watching the NBA because I'm a Cleveland Cavaliers fan.

Speaker: and yes I just like the hockey fights. I like when they go at it. Yeah. it's been great on the ice yeah just Just start slamming heads.

Speaker: ah some of those Some of those players actually have some nice punches when they at it. ye some of them can Some of them cats can fucking fight, man. They can fucking throw down, dude. It's insane.

Speaker: Oh, yeah. Yeah.

Speaker: What are you smoking on today there, Johnny? box This stuff's called the Orange Tree. Oh, nice. Yeah, smells just like fucking orange drips.

Speaker: Nice. I got some purple lemonade. Right on, right on.

Speaker: But bought an ounce Monday and it lasted me till Saturday.

Speaker: Hell yeah. Yeah. ah Stop here. I didn't realize I had as much of it left as I did.

Speaker: Good old Fatima to keep me going for the night.

Speaker: little go the inicca You gotta go with the Indica. A little medication. Hell yeah. Shit. Oh, dude, was running all over town today. today This tennis ball feels deserved.

Speaker: Well, did you actually run or he were you in a car there, Johnny? a Both.

Speaker: Danny makes them both.

Speaker: Oh, shit.

Speaker: Oh. just so Let's to see where we're at here we yeah

Speaker: yeah. Oh, man. Hey, ah James, what did you think of WrestleMania last weekend?

Speaker: It was all right. It wasn't the best. It wasn't the best. I feel like for me personally, and Cash and I will talk more about it next Saturday on his show.

Speaker: For me personally, the John Cena-Cody Rhodes match was just kind of, eh. They could have done so much. and And the whole final boss thing, like, but not the rock wasn't there, nothing. like They could have done so much. more Nobody Travis Scott.

Speaker: Yeah. Now that you mentioned, that was a fucking letdown. Yeah. It was kind of a letdown, in my opinion. And and ah and I got to say, man, Jay, man, that Jay and Gunther match to kick off night one, man, they came out the gates. and that was ah I thought that was Jay was on fire. Gunther was pretty weak in that match. Gunther is boring to me, but I like to watch Jay, man. Jay, he's fun as hell to watch in the ring. What you mean Jay, you still? Hell yeah.

Speaker: Fucking neat.

Speaker: No, but that triple threat match with we're all in Rawlins, Punk, and Seth was pretty good.

Speaker: CM Punk, Roman Reigns, and Seth Roy. Oh, shoot. Yeah. That was a pretty good match. Yeah, man. Do you talk about curve after curve after curve. They destroyed the arena.

Speaker: Yeah. ah yeah that was That was a good match, man. But they had to. If you're going to throw that type of match into the main event, you you had to put on a good show.

Speaker: You have. But i like I like where they're going with Paul Heyman, man. He's putting a little faction together, and I'm digging it with Braun Breaker. And I'm sure Becky will be we'll be joining after her heel turn on Monday.

Speaker: So I like it. I like the direction it's going with Heyman and whatnot. so yeah What they should do is Karrion Kross to it.

Speaker: they got to do something with carrying cross, man. I feel so bad for him. Like you've got to do something with that guy. He's got so much. He's so damn good. Yeah. Oh, especially on the mic, especially as my skills.

Speaker: Yeah, dude. He's yeah. He's a great talker. Like they got to do something with him. Um, I know he was a little upset. He wasn't on the match card for WrestleMania and they were in Vegas in his hometown.

Speaker: Um, but he you know he got ah He got a little WrestleMania A little bit of a WrestleMania a moment It was stupid, they got rid of his little faction His faction was pretty good That he had going with AOP Who else was there?

Speaker: What was it? alller What was that goddamn manager's name? but

Speaker: oh They released everybody from WWE He managed LOD for a bit need you to Yeah. and well Allerton?

Speaker: I forgot. to Yeah, yeah yeah they got to do something with that. I think i think what we might be headed to a Karrion Kross AJ Styles feud, which could be good because the AJ Styles could definitely elevate Karrion Kross. Yeah.

Speaker: He's a problem. Paul kicked his ass at WrestleMania. I thought AJ was going to win. I thought so too, man. i We do our WrestleMania picks and yeah and ah my son and I, we do our picks on his show and I picked Paul, but I was really hoping AJ would win. and ah But, you know, AJ's reached that stage in his career where now he's elevating young talent.

Speaker: You know, he's done everything. So... ah I'm happy for him that he's still involved in these, but he's elevating young talent and giving them pushes and, and giving them good matches. Cause he's, he's, hundred he's got, he's got good match potential left in him.

Speaker: So he still has a couple of years left. I think he said he wants to retire in two years. Hmm. Talk about while you're still left in your career using that to actually right there inspire the next generation of fighters that are going to be coming up after you.

Speaker: Use that time wisely. Fuck yeah.

Speaker: I like that with the older guys, the veterans, so to say, and know, where they go ah don't just continuously squash guys. Like just because they have the name and the longevity and the career.

Speaker: I'm not losing. I'm going to squash everybody. Oh, There's truly something, or at least from what I've seen, if they can hang down at knowledge, I've seen it done beautifully.

Speaker: That's what's up. Yeah, the king of the squash right there, Hogan.

Speaker: Hogan squashed all kinds of young talent. They said that ah years ago about John Cena, that he was squashing that. Hell yeah, man, Ultimate Warrior, let's go. Shit, yeah.

Speaker: Is that an OG wrestling buddy, like from back in the day? Yeah, it's back from the 80s. Nice. I remember I had all I had when I was. My cousin and got it for me a couple of years ago for my birthday.

Speaker: Hell yeah. Hell yeah, man. That's fucking awesome. ah Well, I still have one of those old, ah the old rubber, the the old rubber. ba Yeah.

Speaker: Yeah. Hell yeah. That's fucking awesome.

Speaker: Oh, yeah. The LGN toys. That's what they were. Mm-hmm.

Speaker: It was good to see Lex Luger, though, in the Hall of Fame this year. That was pretty cool.

Speaker: It is good to see Lex. Dude, it's so crazy seeing how small. Even though he killed Mr. Elizabeth. Yeah. very awesome Like how. How.

Speaker: Um, he lost all his muscles. Yeah. Like how small he is now, but he she seems to be in, he seems to be in good spirits, man. And, and, and, you know, I, I know WrestleMania weekend and even a few different, you know, other, uh, things that have been going on leading up to WrestleMania. And he was involved with ah the young guys that are in the, on the roster. Now he was getting to hang out with them and, and, uh, whatnot. That was, that was really cool to see.

Speaker: think I think him and Jacob thought, too, had a really good interaction where Jacob helped him get into the car and put his wheelchair in the and the back and stuff for him. And then they were sitting there talking and whatnot.

Speaker: it's It's good to see Lex, man. I was always a fan of the the total package. I was hoping Sting would have showed up He didn't get the okay, I guess.

Speaker: Yeah, he probably didn't get the okay, but they've been ah they've been together in a lot of them. EDP didn't get one. EDP was a very good choice. No. Him and Sting have been together a lot lately at a lot of the the conventions and shit. yeah They used to be a tag team.

Speaker: Yeah. I was telling you about that last time. That's one of my OG favorites. Yeah. It's so crazy to see Sting now. He's got a full beard and it's all white and his hair is all white. He like not snider he looks like Scott Snyder. He still puts the face the face paint on and he puts the black in his and his beard.

Speaker: and it's just like It's so crazy to see him because I'm so used to seeing clean-shaven baby face Sting and now he's like, I'm retired. I got my retirement beard on.

Speaker: Yeah.

Speaker: um I'm digging it though, man. I love seeing these old guys pop up and and show up. like You've been seeing a lot of the Steiner brothers backstage and and and whatnot lately. and and Man, it's always cool to see those older guys interacting with the new generation.

Speaker: and Indeed.

Speaker: ah It's like what I was saying earlier. It literally inspires the next generation of uptime fighters. Yeah, exactly. Hell yeah. yeah

Speaker: Oh. Oh.

Speaker: Pardon me, fellas. I'm practicing a little bit in the papers while chugging with you. you know Can I see where you're at right now there, Johnny? It's been a a couple days. Are just are you are you you just practicing practicing designs and and drawings? or So right now, I am practicing backgrounds and there's a very specific way that has to be done there's all these layered sections that layer on each other but they can't just bar down they have to layer and then very smoothly circle it

Speaker: and then it has to round up to the next one and form a border

Speaker: So much that goes in. I didn't even know. Some type of Japanese. I forgot what is called. Japanese costumes. What was it called?

Speaker: Irizumi. Japanese. Irizumi. Wow. Yeah, he's doing this creature fighting a koi. He's trying to do a creature fighting a koi.

Speaker: What's going on, Prince Richard? Good evening to you. ah Thank you, Pat.

Speaker: almost called my kids If we're still talking about wrestling oh That TLC match on Friday night That was fucking badass We haven't We haven't watched Wrestling from last night yet We're probably going to watch it tomorrow The last match was Wasn't nice Oh, it was like a WrestleMania moment. They should have added it to the WrestleMania.

Speaker: but ta Yeah, I was kind of surprised that they didn't have that triple threat tag team match on Mania. Like, that's like you missed a golden opportunity with that match. Instead, we get fucking New Day in the and the War Raiders, which I like the War Raiders.

Speaker: I think those guys are awesome. Yeah. For a bunch of big dudes, they can move around. larreine I was going to things that they for as big as they are, the things that they do in the ring should not be allowed.

Speaker: like It's insane jumping off the top rope, doing flips, doing cartwheels. You're a 400-pound man down here, and you're jumping around like a 150-pound luchador.

Speaker: That's insane to That blows my mind. that blows my mind I don't blame you. It was pretty cool last night. A fan a fan gave one of the wrestlers their fake leg, and the wrestler used the fake leg as a weapon.

Speaker: Fucking great. Yes.

Speaker: Hmm.

Speaker: it And there was a couple of beauty shots on SmackDown last night. Tiffany Stratton was showing her. Yeah, I've seen a thing that the wrestling nerds that

Speaker: there the ah wrestling nerds who put their theories and ideas together that they're going to do a female bloodline because I guess Naomi did the one finger acknowledgement thing to so Nia after her match or something like that.

Speaker: It could have. so I think that would be pretty cool, especially if they brought Tamina back. Tamina. Snuka's daughter. Yeah.

Speaker: And get the rocks daughter in it too. Oh fuck

Speaker: Good luck with that She is Man, I don't know she was I don't know if she's training still or whatever but when she made her in-ring debut and whatnot the rocks daughter She was not good and she sucks on the mic For being The Rock's daughter, you've got to come correct on the mic. Come on. like Your dad is, yeah as much as I don't like The Rock, he was one of the best on the mic.

Speaker: That dude could cut a promo like nobody. I loved when him and Cena had their rivalry and those two were cutting promos on each other. They had two of the best to ever do it, just ah destroying each other.

Speaker: Hell yeah. Thanks.

Speaker: Yeah, they're saying Cena might join that Paul Heyman faction. Apparently, The Rock is the one that's the the main person for that new faction with Paul Heyman.

Speaker: Apparently, The Rock was behind him. Yeah, ah yeah that's what they're saying, that The Rock's behind that. so i mean I'm curious to see where they go with this Paul Heyman faction. I think it could be really cool.

Speaker: um and And it kind of kind of ah see a little bit more out of Paul Heyman because Heyman is so so good at what he does, man. My client Brock

Speaker: Yeah. he he Paul Heyman is so good. No one beats fucking CM Punk. CM Punk is the one. I have always been a huge CM Punk fan.

Speaker: like back of the day and whatnot. I've always been a punk fan.

Speaker: I just want to see him get a damn title run now that he's back. right

Speaker: He is by far. He's definitely not the new Jeff, that's for sure. It's hoax. Johnny's cool. He just hangs out and gets high and works on his tattoo stuff. Hell yeah, man.

Speaker: have to show you what I'm providing here while providing a good presence. Yeah, exactly. chi What's going on with you tonight, Cam? Good to see you

Speaker: all. I found you guys out from Chaka. Chaka. the show Nice. ah yeah Chaka's our boy. We like Chaka. Chaka's a good dude, man.

Speaker: ah met That's how we met Jedi. was He came over from one of... Say his name and he'll appear. I believe in Joe Henry. What up, Jedi?

Speaker: Hell yeah. oh yeah Shittiest co-host in the world. he's cans Damn it, James. Damn it.

Speaker: I get enough of this shit on Friday. We don't abuse Jedi. We don't abuse our sweet Jedi here on Saturday night. We love Jedi. family I love him too from a far distance.

Speaker: There's a whole border between us.

Speaker: so the law James, you got a haircut. No, I actually just lowered my ears. I'm tired of up sweaty hot and sweats.

Speaker: oh yeah have my hair when might well doesn't get long like possible to find attention girl p so guess all hard and sweat but but It looks nice.

Speaker: of Got all kinds of issues, man. and Like hot sweaty hair. Fuck this shit up. Johnny,

Speaker: johnny what are you working on tonight, bro? Oh shit. I'm working on specifically to give you a name for this piece. It's a rendition of Kentaro. If any of y'all have heard the name.

Speaker: uh japanese traditional wise it's a rendition of this dude fighting this giant koi a giant koi yeah is that like jonas in the wild type shit it's been's similar but like feudal japan style with like samurai shit going on nice i like it a and then there's also another rendition of that same mythological character if you will taking down a giant boar corner Johnny might be permanently high.

Speaker: i'm learning this shit like second nature over here

Speaker: oh the shit a yeah like the other the other The other night, I heard my phone go off at like, don't know. It was like one or two in the morning, and I kind half-assed rolled over and looked at it. and i was like, who fuck is Jedi doing up on a Thursday night this late?

Speaker: He messaged me about the that but musician. I can't remember his name right off the top of my head. yeah. Butters? Yeah, Scotty Butters.

Speaker: He's actually live right now. Is he? Oh, shit. Scotty is a... amazing at what he's a wizard at the end. What up, Chris Technician? Welcome back. What you been up to, Jed? I haven't seen you in a hot minute.

Speaker: I know, bro. i just hang Time has not been right when I see you live. I try to always jump in and you know at least give a like and say hi. but

Speaker: That's why, honestly, though, with um Butters the other night when he was playing all those songs, like, God, he's got to get on Glick's House of Music. That would be such a good guess. Because he's not only can like cause he always takes requests. You'd almost think it was like freaking Apple Music. You're like, hey, can you play this?

Speaker: And he kind of knows some stuff, but even the ones that he's not super confident with, he kills. You'd think he'd been playing the song his whole life, and it's like probably of the second time he's ever played it. He's just got raw talent. you know

Speaker: But yeah, when I saw him, i was like, I had to message you as soon as I could. Like, this needs to happen.

Speaker: Yeah.

Speaker: yeah we

Speaker: ah Sorry. Goofy people. Goofy ass people.

Speaker: What's the name of you guys doing? I saw Blaze in chat earlier. What's he doing? ah yeah Blaze is ah please do a little junkie McJunk tonight. That's the best time to have him on. I'm surprised he hasn't.

Speaker: He was in earlier. He was going get beer or something. He was in just for a few minutes. He was driving to go get beer. But it sounded like he was... He got pulled over by the cops.

Speaker: he got so the right Yeah, I couldn't tell you. sounded like he was going to tie one off tonight. Wait, what? What does that mean?

Speaker: He was going to get hammered.

Speaker: It's a weird way of putting it. I know that's a saying. i know saying. I just didn't recognize it. It's one of those sayings, man.

Speaker: He's going to tie one off and rub one out. like

Speaker: He's not the only one that.

Speaker: Tie one off. Just get it.

Speaker: just at Just get after it.

Speaker: So. um kind I got after it last night. So i umm um I'm being ah being a ah good boy today. I did too. so I wasn't planning on going on any streams tonight because I've. Last night was a late one.

Speaker: Yeah. I am.

Speaker: Nice, Sam. news what did you You were on one last night, too. And rub one in. Nice. that Yeah, I was like, I'm just going to drink my pop tonight.

Speaker: ah make ah maybe Maybe. Maybe we'll see what happens. Maybe I have a cup. I don't know. It's not looking like it. I don't even know if I'm going pull off a six-hour show tonight, to be 100% honest with you. I it an early night.

Speaker: ah i may i may i may call it an early night

Speaker: Can't blame me. Yes.

Speaker: So.

Speaker: But who knows? Who knows at the end of the day? You never know where my mood could go. Maybe. Know what?

Speaker: Know what? know what know what Know what's Q? No. what are you What are you drinking, James? What is that?

Speaker: Oh, okay. I swear, these different beer companies need to start paying James because he's a good sponsor for them. Every time he's drinking something, he'll just be chilling out in the background. He'll show you what he's drinking. Just like a nice little promo. Maybe I'm sponsored by these beer companies.

Speaker: You should be, though. That's what I'm saying. They should be paying for your services. They should be promoting what you're drinking. That's good for them. Yeah, I feel like. And you know the thing is, James is always having fun on every stream he's on, so it makes the product look better. It's like, this is the sort of fun.

Speaker: yeah James, you're just he that's underpaid. Know what it is? Know what is white and 10 inches?

Speaker: Not since John Holmstein. Jesus Christ. I don't even know who that is. He's not old. he's ah He's an old porn star that was very that was very well known for rocking an elephant's trunk in his pants.

Speaker: He had like i fucking rod, bro.

Speaker: Pound Town, bitches. Fucking great.

Speaker: I'm taking on to Pound Town, man.

Speaker: That

Speaker: shit. Fucking Zampius was on one last night when we were doing the trivia. He was in the chat acting a damn fool last night, too. Dude, Blaze fucking... Dude, Blaze kills that trivia shit, man.

Speaker: He does such a good job with the questions and whatnot. Of course, everybody was getting mad at me because apparently I was getting all the easy questions. Yeah. You paid extra for the answer book.

Speaker: I run the network so I get to push button. No, no. Well, there was, there was the one, please had one from the Ninja Turtles and it was a sound clip. And then he's like for five bonus points, what were the turtles names and their corresponding colors? And it was my question.

Speaker: And everybody was like, Oh my God. oh yeahd I'd have been upset too. They're like, come on. That's the easy. Like and there's four of us here. Any one of us could have got it because we just pick a number.

Speaker: You know, and that number corresponds with the questions. i Any one of us could have gotten you You rigged the game. We all know it. It's fine. I did. It's good to be the boss. Exactly.

Speaker: I do what I want around here. and run this shit. King Kong ain't got shit on me. okay Glick's next question. What is the Ninja Turtle's favorite food?

Speaker: you can't.

Speaker: Teriyaki chicken. that He just called himself last night the Teriyaki Express, and I'm like, where did that come from? and yeah i wish we I wish we didn't stream on the same day so I could hang out for the shit.

Speaker: Johnny was up there with us a little bit last night. he And all night long, his screen was teriyaki. And finally, I'm like, why is that back there? He's like, it's the Teriyaki Express, baby. I'm like, what are you talking about?

Speaker: He's like, don't know. It just sounded

Speaker: good. Oh, God damn it. That sounds hilarious. Cheater, cheater, Peter. Yeah, Blaze cracks me up. He comes up with some of the most off-the-wall shit.

Speaker: At the end of the day. Hell yeah. yeah Goddamn, I'm going to text him.

Speaker: That son of a bitch.

Speaker: That son of a bitch.

Speaker: He's probably three sheets to the wind. Lord, de he might not even know where he's at at this point in time.

Speaker: He's going to get my text to be like, is that you, Jesus? Why are you talking to me? yeah who

Speaker: Who's talking? Last weekend he was here, man. He got fucking wrecked Saturday night, man. He was gone Saturday night, dude. I was like, God damn, son. Did you have to babysit him?

Speaker: No, I actually had to, I did actually have to check on him and make sure he's still alive. And he had a fucking pulse because homeboy, like he was drinking all day long and then he was smoking weed all day long.

Speaker: And then I guess he had a, I guess he took an edible at some point Saturday night. That'll do it. And, and, uh, you know, there's a lot going on here at the house last Saturday night. And, uh,

Speaker: And I walked out in the labor room and he's sitting on the love seat just... And I was like, Blaze? It was loud here Saturday night. I was like, Blaze?

Speaker: You good? Didn't even... No no movement, no... there Just... then that ah You know, after everything's everything calmed down and whatnot, he was laying on the love seat. I went out there and I was like, hey, man, i won don't you move over to the couch? Because, you know, we're we're in our 40s.

Speaker: yeah He's going to wake up in pain. Yeah. Yeah. From sleeping on the love seat. You know, love seats not not big enough. And dude he and not a not a fucking movement out of him. I was like, seriously. You could have done a whole weekend at Bernie's scene and you just let it slip through your fingers? I could have done so much. I could have done anything I wanted.

Speaker: But I'm a good friend. A good friend would have done a weekend at Bernie's skit and they'll show you a video in the morning. I'm a good friend. I only put one finger in his butthole instead of two.

Speaker: no but It was only the pinkies that doesn't even really count it don't even really count. Yeah, it's not even the real one but uh, uh No, so uh Yeah, like I like got to the point I mean I should make sure he's fucking breathing because like I said he was drinking all day I didn't realize he took an edible but until the next morning when he was getting ready to leave he's like I popped an edible at some point. i was like damn son but no wonder you were lights out gone to the world man those edibles hit you like a fucking train yeah and uh i was like uh dude

Speaker: but uh yeah he was homeboy was cooked last saturday night and was like damn so and i actually i actually stayed pretty sober last last saturday night

Speaker: Well, yeah, because you you were on Blaze babysitting duty. Of course, you had to stay. yeah You're not dying on my watch or on my love seat. You're not dying in my house. I'll roll you out into into end of the yard. That's the way you move the love seat out in the porch.

Speaker: put him on my neighbor's porch. Yeah.

Speaker: fucking neighbors go out looked up look what is where'd this guy come bro i don't remember ordering this from amazon yeah no that's right honey did you order a dead stoner from from amazon

Speaker: but god i love blaze i do i love blaze and he's he's so he's so much fun to hang out with and talk to um

Speaker: we We talk quite a bit outside of the show. and he's He's so fun to fucking just just chat. Just the random conversations we have. because I can tell when he's high.

Speaker: and I can tell when he's super high. that honey like Conversation will start normal. and then i go know oh There's stage one of Blaze High, stage two of Blaze High, stage three, and he's off the rails. He's gone. Stage three is good stage.

Speaker: yeah and blaze is gone

Speaker: check please you probably could get a dead stoner off a team of there dude that damn website never ceases to amaze me the amount of shit that you can get on there yeah i know some people that swear by it i've never ordered anything from there because i'm a little bit scared because of the shit they're able to order i'm like don't want to be associated with that but yeah I have ordered quite a bit of shit from there. um

Speaker: So did Wish just disappear? Because that used to be the joke. Like, oh I got this on Wish. Now it's like, I got this on Timu. It's like, is that kind of taking over the space of cheap, random shit you can buy?

Speaker: You know, I don't know, to be honest with you.

Speaker: I don't know if Wish has just gone away at the end of the day.

Speaker: I think it's still a thing. There's all kinds of other sites like well that are there. sites like that as well um

Speaker: but out there

Speaker: like I just feel like an old old dude because I just buy everything from Amazon. I haven't even like ventured out into the world of where else you can buy shit. and Amazon just has everything. I haven't strayed from because I haven't needed There's not something like couldn't find there. Okay.

Speaker: but

Speaker: I've ordered quite a few things. Actually, a shirt I have on now came from Timo. But I've ordered a bunch shit from there. Do you have like any bad experiences where the products are like way different than what was advertised or anything like that? and No, actually, i haven't i haven't had any yeah oh any bad experience.

Speaker: I mean, you got to be careful buying the clothes because you know like I wear a 2X, but like this shirt's a 4X. And it fits perfect. So, you know, so like sizes and things like that might be way off compared to what you're normally used to.

Speaker: Yeah. So, yeah, some things, some things like that. but the The great thing about it is that they've added the big and tall section in the clothing. So it makes it a lot easier to find clothes um because they do have some pretty, pretty cool stuff on there.

Speaker: But I've ordered like flashlights and other just random like bullshit, like metal straws for like that, the Stanley c cups and Tupperware and shit like that. I've ordered a bunch of stuff. so Okay. And no real bad experiences with the shit you got. Okay.

Speaker: Yeah. That was my whole thing why i never bought anything off Wish because the whole joke was this is what they showed you in the description of what it is and then what you got was so fucking far off and just terrible.

Speaker: And I figured Timu was just like another Wish type thing. So, okay, I'll have to check out Timu sometime. Yeah, to for cosplay convention shit. What you ordered, yeah, was a drastic letdown in the quality. Yeah, exactly, exactly. And I thought that's what Timo was kind of like the same type of thing. But, you know, like said, this is probably the second or third time I've heard that it's actually pretty legit. So I'm going to check it out. Yeah, I've ordered a bunch of shit from there. Blaze is in the chat, in the group chat.

Speaker: Dropping stoner memes. and okay Okay, so he's just ignoring me then. i so So he's he's a alive. Untrackable. What's going on with your brother?

Speaker: Yeah, he said, fuck Jedi. I was a dildo. Jesus.

Speaker: I was taking a drink. I was choked. Is this the shopping network? What the fuck? Yeah, it's the shopping network. Nowadays, it's whatever we want to talk about. It's whatever we want to talk about network. No, man. Like I said, I've had i've had nothing but really good experiences with buying stuff from there. um when i One of my first purchases I ever made there was by accident.

Speaker: because like you know how you get the ads on like facebook or something but in order to actually look at it you have to download the app so i downloaded the app and i was just throwing cool shit in my cart just i would have it and i went in there to start deleting stuff one day and uh and uh i accidentally hit the purchase button because it was at the time it was like a one button click to purchase And it was like a $350, $400 order. I was getting fucking packages from T-Move for like a month. say They don't come together because everything ships from God knows where.

Speaker: so it was like for a month, was getting fucking packages at my... I was like, what the fuck is this? What did I get today? it was like ah it was like a so Because at that time, it also took forever to get stuff. So now they've changed it.

Speaker: they've made it a little bit ah more streamlined. You get your stuff in five to ten days, where before, you might have to wait a month and a half before you get it.

Speaker: ah Oh, shit. Something like that. yeah And then at that time, done forgot that I ordered this shit. And I'm like, what the fuck?

Speaker: And so I'm getting like, it's like Christmas every day.

Speaker: Blaze said he's listening tonight. His head hurts. I bet it does.

Speaker: well I bet it does.

Speaker: i text it up He said that's what he told me too. I texted him back. i was like, we all voted and you have to come up. Yeah, we all voted and you saw.

Speaker: I abstain. What's up, what's going on man? What's going on with you, brother? Yeah, um happy Saturday to everybody. Hell yeah, happy Saturday, bro.

Speaker: yeah

Speaker: it is It is Saturday. That is for real. It's a story. but Please put a picture of the group chat. He's got us on the laptop and his dog is watching. We don't need to know what's in his spank bank.

Speaker: yeah Apparently we are. Is that pocket pussy beside his last dog? I think it was, Jay, but they got something there. I think so. Hey, what's going on with you? A Mick Glick's face on the screen.

Speaker: Mick Glick's face. He's 100%. He actually just drew a target around your face, so I don't know what's going on. Ah, damn it. Damn it, Blaze.

Speaker: Oh.

Speaker: ah show yeah Cheers to that. me I'll cheers my mount my Mountain Dew. You getting all jacked up on caffeine tonight, bro?

Speaker: I'm all jacked up on Mountain Dew. I'll whoop your ass. je but hey I feel that way. yeah the manttan good do yeah I'll see you at the Royal Rumble.

Speaker: yeah

Speaker: take all grandpa's medals and throw them off of a bridge. ah

Speaker: God, that movie. It is so goddamn dumb, but every time I watch it, I laugh for no reason. It just makes me laugh. Rocky, what's going on? Rock Lee in the building. What's going on with you, brother?

Speaker: Are you in the building? Are you just on the panel? I'm in the building. What's going guys? He's in the building. What up? What up, man? you Did you get you get lost on the way home?

Speaker: No, I stopped from where I'm being here.

Speaker: Priorities. Priorities. I get it. I understand. What's going on? What? What up, senor?

Speaker: ah just I'm just out of it tonight. like i just I'm low energy as fuck.

Speaker: Oh, shit. Sounds like somebody needs snap into a Slim Jim. Oh, yeah. Yeah. I only got you for three minutes. Three minutes.

Speaker: Finger movements burn. you got it. If you do a Macho Man, you got to do the finger movement. Oh, yeah. I wonder what made him do that, too. What's up, Jedi?

Speaker: now

Speaker: pretty eye you can the the and the intensity of it. I had to prove I was real and not have my peen out.

Speaker: I mean, I happy yeah so it was just like this. wait. wait Your peen is the most real part about you. You gotta show that. Yeah, but do you know close I have to be to the camera to show you guys? like We're talking, you see what my hand is?

Speaker: ah My camera don't zoom any farther, guys. It's zoomed in as far as it'll zoom. I can't pull over any farther. We're pulling over all the way. this The way the screen lays out, I would basically be teabagging rock to have my dick in the camera. yeah but

Speaker: That's a lie. He's actually off to the left, so untrackable would probably have my balls on his forehead. was going to say, wait, could... i could ah i could Mover. Ah, there we go. Then have my balls on my own forehead. That'd be new game. Track these nuts, untrackable. I figure you put yourself before my balls be in your mouth.

Speaker: No. What's that little tiny can you got there? That's a super small can. You need to step up at your game. Oh, boy. Oh, boy. yeah He has clearly snapped into a Slim Jim. It's called a what? Y'all need to take notes. It's called a what?

Speaker: We call them tall boys up here. Your tall boy still midget. call them that down here too. this one This one might be a tall boy. and and so much Is 24 ounce?

Speaker: Those are 740 girls. Do what? Up here we call those size 740. We call them deuce deuces. Fucking cooers. Who the fuck drinks cooers?

Speaker: ga does This isn't Coors. A trackable's got a box of Coors. He's just... Wait, he's in Ottawa. Are you really in Ottawa or are you lying to us?

Speaker: I'm in Ottawa, Canada, bro. Oh, Canada! a Oh, Canada, Timland! We have a Canadian that we play Cod with and we always sing the first two lines of O Canada to him.

Speaker: And he thinks we're idiots, but whatever.

Speaker: Rock, you should do a remix of O Canada. That would be fucking dope. Done. got it.

Speaker: I'm on it right now. That would be dope as fuck.

Speaker: rock rocky hit with tv but ah Rocky hit it with an EDM remix I told you that rock and go back Rock and I go back to one of my first pals on TikTok right I told you that yeah all the way back to Outlaw Truckin' Fam days

Speaker: on the Tic Tac on that Tic Tac yeah On the ticky tacky, huh? yeah it'll take the and of attack I'm always referencing my wiener every chance I get.

Speaker: Some things never change, man. but hopeful Well, when your name is Rick, every selfie you send is a dick pic. That's right.

Speaker: So just being Oakley, that means you've gotten a lot of dick pics from me. A whole lot of dick pics. Every morning. He wishes he had a whole lot more, though. Every fucking day, you wake up to a dick pic from me. hope that makes you happy. Yep, every morning, I get my good morning dick pics. I'm including Rock on those. Now that I remember he's on my snap, he can wake up to a LWD.

Speaker: I remember... You know what? Any day now. Any day now. as I already know. That's how it goes. I remember the first family. The trucking family, man. I haven't talked to you like everybody in so long, man.

Speaker: Literally, the only I talked to two people still from that. Three people from that. I talked to Nikki. You remember Nikki? Yep, yep, yep. I talked to her. I talked to Joe's ex-Body, Kirsten. Yep.

Speaker: And I talked to um ah Queen, which is Kobe Ann. Dang. Those are the only three that have anything to do with anything anymore.

Speaker: Yeah, well, I don't like the only one left in the group. And a fucking Josh Allen jersey. Fucking what? Mafia member here? I'm not flying solo?

Speaker: john mafia member yeah yeah i'm notly so though Johnny's up here. Every time he comes up on the panel, he's rocking his bills here.

Speaker: He's rocking his very bills here. He's got a bills flag in the background that says Bill's mom. i Yeah, it's fucking back here. What's that? right up I don't know if y'all can see it from there.

Speaker: What does he have to do? I'll pull my belly up. He can see it. yeah i yeah So dayton Peyton is playing video games next to me and she's in ah chat with my buddy Chris and i told him to suck my dick and I forgot what I said.

Speaker: and So that's why I said I'll pull my belly up so you can find it. We just bought Wyatt, Wyatt, I shouldn't say i My son worked his ass off and made enough money And bought Forza, which just released on PlayStation 5 today The early release is today And it was a hundred fucking dollars Jeez Louise So he just bought that today so they're playing the shit out of some Forza right now Fuck yeah

Speaker: jeez. I'm not mad, bro. It's got like... Dude, it's got... Well, COD was $100. COD was free on Xbox.

Speaker: Even with multiplayer and everything? Yeah. Oh, yeah, you pay for the premium pass. Yeah, the ultimate game pass. yeah twenty bucks i don't pay for I don't pay for him to have the super bougie one. I just pay for the basic one.

Speaker: Yeah. yeah um ah i grew up a gamer. And I've been paying attention to what's going on. I don't stay on top of on top of everything. Honestly, it would be beautiful to see um yeah more cycle through the capabilities of the system rather than have one game through four or five systems before you create another iteration of it. a ya problem

Speaker: I'm down to pay. $150 for four or five years. yes but But don't make GTA a six like carry me from here where I am now.

Speaker: you What we we're going to talk 20 years now, then we're going to talk 30 years. ah mr game Ask because they come out with new capabilities. here's my issue Here's where my issue lies on Trackable, and i gotta I agree with you a lot.

Speaker: So we just spent $100 on the Forza game, right? It is literally unplayable on the PlayStation 4. It is only playable on a 5 due to the graphics they put in the game.

Speaker: Now, yeah but the at the rate they're going, by the time GTA 6 comes out, i will have to buy a new fucking PlayStation to be able to play it.

Speaker: And that is incredibly... And what's worse than that is Xbox is notorious for putting out new systems way quicker than PlayStation does. Like, you have the, what, the 360, the X, the S, the 1, like, all in, what, two years' time?

Speaker: uh no the one there was uh there was about uh there was about five years between five seven years between the uh between the xbox one and the and the x because i bought the one shortly after we came back to ohio and it was relatively new when i got it originally and then i just bought and i bought the xbox uh or the xs series or whatever it is oh you can just over to your account play fortnight like like Last year, it just came out. Last year, I think I bought it shortly after it came out. so

Speaker: Maybe two years ago, maybe. I i think it came out. Aiden Davis. Get a fucking bowl.

Speaker: Your ass just got caught eating ice cream straight out of the fucking tub Alive.

Speaker: God, and what are you raising? Some degenerates over there? Fucking little hood rats, I'm telling you, bro.

Speaker: I see the fucking... There's a mirror on the wall in front of me. I see her lean over and spoonful ice cream into her mouth. Right straight out of the fucking tub. Nobody else is going to do that.

Speaker: i like i'm not i'm not even I'm not even mad at her because I do the same shit. No, it's a brand new tub of ice cream for the whole family. Why is it that I knew you would say that, Glick?

Speaker: Because I'm fucking boring and I love vanilla ice cream and nobody in the house else really... Everybody else has to has all have all the crazy fucking shit. that The ice cream with candy bars and crackers and cookies and everything else in them. And I'm like, I just want...

Speaker: i like They make three styles of vanilla. There's home style, there's vanilla bean, and then there's another vanilla. like just right and and um and that's I'm happy with those. That's all I need. so I'm the only eats it.

Speaker: I'll tell you like this too. um you know For myself, I mostly just drink water and in the evenings I drink beer. um But every once in a while wait when you wake up in the middle of the night and you just need something that isn't either of those.

Speaker: And I go to the fridge and I see a two liter that I know is not mine. It could be Diet Coke or it could be ginger ale. Those are the things that my wife has in our refrigerator.

Speaker: And I will straight up take that two liter to the head. And with no regrets, whether it's a sip or I chug the whole thing. it's it's in my fridge.

Speaker: it's it's in my fridge It's in my fridge and I'm thirsty. I'm getting it. so I'll tell you what I am guilty of though. If I'm the only one here once kids leave for the weekend or whatever, if it's like a Tuesday and I see I've got a half gallon of milk left, I will pour chocolate on syrup and make that half gallon into straight chocolate milk and that's all I'll probably talk.

Speaker: I will pour the whole fucking... If I need something that requires milk the rest of the week, I won't eat that. No fucking way. No way.

Speaker: I think Rocky just died. Rocky died. um god hey i saw i see some of news but multiple people said wouldn't happen you i wait oh my god i havent yeah youre simply okay i i think rocky just i think i think rocky just died rocky down what driving start running the funeral just like he just like jumped out of his chair and everything man lost his way mind that's what happens when i eat vanilla ice cream in public because it looks like canne you fall out of your chair backwards and die it looks like when i eat vanilla you actually let that dude you you left the door unlocked and anybody shows the fuck up

Speaker: ah know acts I know, right? I don't know about that. i still have access i can put my wiener in your mouth at any time, too.

Speaker: yeah you Jeff, how are you, bro? i just gotta keep next I'll be a little closer to you here next weekend, though. oh yeah I'll be in Vegas, so it's a little closer.

Speaker: No, it's actually farther away. Not from where I am in Georgia, it's not, you dumb fuck. Actually, Georgia is closer to Cancun than Vegas is. Vegas is this way.

Speaker: Cancun's over here, just below Florida. Cancun's on the east coast. Why I think it was on the west side of Mexico? I don't really care much about Mexico. so That's Cabo San Luis.

Speaker: It's even worse because Jeff's there. Jeff, you're out there just bringing property values down. I see that he's trying to he's trying to get a new helicopter with that fucking headset trying to flag down air traffic control. control

Speaker: ah Oh, shit.

Speaker: ah i

Speaker: Wyatt. know. ah It is like... think Brock literally died. i think so too.

Speaker: He's gone. Blake, you need to start planning the funeral and sending out invites and stuff. Did anybody have them on their death list? Did have an insurance policy out the act?

Speaker: um

Speaker: My lord.

Speaker: so what's going on in Canada? Anything exciting? They got an election coming up. Do they do? Nah, we are not going to move past this. well not you just We thought you died, so we were moving on.

Speaker: What was the question? to What's going on in Canada? fuck really Besides a new prime minister coming soon. Is he worth the fuck?

Speaker: No. We got the elections coming up on Monday. Are either of the carry any of the candidates worth the fuck? Pierre's pretty good. Pierre's not bad. By the way, i just want to ask my buddy Joe about it, too, because he's in Saskatchewan.

Speaker: Saskatchewan. Saskatchewan.

Speaker: This is like a whole ass NAFTA stream. we got We got Jeff down to Mexico. We got James in Canada. We're the only Canadian. Hashtag NAFTA.

Speaker: Just remember to say A in a boot and you'll be okay. Yeah. they A, a boot. Fuck out. and that' lucky Where has your ass been, you piece of shit?

Speaker: No, no, no. Where have you been, Jeff? um been working. shit Rocky came in hot. Who resurrected Rocky? I work 12 hours a day.

Speaker: i felt it. Seven days a week. Now it's like springboarding off the floor. something weird and don't worry

Speaker: Don't do what I'm doing, Jeff, you fucking fruitcake. Mine were already open. I just didn't realize they were open. Oh, no. I got open a new pack. cause ah so I have one left in my old pack.

Speaker: Then I grabbed my new pack. You're even a cheap cigarette slut. Yes, I

Speaker: am. I paid $800 last week. I got to make it last. All malls, baby. me yeah Those fuckers are expensive.

Speaker: smoke give They give me headaches. Almost give me headaches. ah They used to be a cheap pack. Now they're up here. We pay about 15 bucks for a pack of 25s up almost.

Speaker: Wait, you're $15 for pack of 25? Yeah, they so they have big packs up there in Canada. Yeah, we got 20 We got 25 packs here too. Camel does that in the States, but they're the only one that sell the oversized packs.

Speaker: I didn't even know they did that. I just roll my own because it's way cheaper. Right? much It's more of a pain in the ass. Step right here into the camera. More of a pain in the ass, not terrible.

Speaker: Move, Tater. Check out Wyatt.

Speaker: Damn. It doesn't fit me no more, so I gave it to him. Nice. He knows what it means, right? Yeah, he does. He does. He knows what he means. Yeah. Okay. But we had to go up with something else in case his mom asked.

Speaker: What are we going to do? Oh, yeah. If his mom asks, it means the toilet paper gang. If his mom asks, it's because of coronavirus.

Speaker: Did we say that? No. oh that's just what i came up with you you didn't say Oh, look, I know I didn't drink that fucking much.

Speaker: or So we're standing in Kroger today and Peyton goes, that guy looks like Glick. And I said, no he doesn't. She's like, yes, he does. I said, that motherfucker is bald. Glick's got a full head of long hair and a ponytail.

Speaker: Where the fuck do you come up with that looking like Glick? ah It's a good thing she's pretty. Christina Glickalicious over there got long hair.

Speaker: yeah He's bald and has no beard. No, he had a beard, but he was bald as fuck. So and in in Peyton's world, all but all all guys with beards just look the same.

Speaker: That's racist. Apparently. He's been your beard colored. Poor Jedi. He doesn't even fall into the category right now, poor guy. He's got like some chin-choo going on. I can see it.

Speaker: He's got a little bit of chin-choo. Yeah, I don't feel too far off. I got a fucking neckbeard going on

Speaker: Yeah. Wait, are you in New York? in Yeah. Where? What do you mean, where? Fucking New York is huge, bro. I grew up there.

Speaker: What do you mean, where? It takes seven and a half hours to go from Buffalo to New York City. new York is fucking huge. Yeah, around there. Buffalo area. Okay, my sister lives in North Tonawanda So when I come up there, that's where I go Good shit, I've been up around there Jesus He's like, yeah, what do you mean where? well do you know big that state is?

Speaker: You got upstate, you got the mid New York And then you got the city me I grew up in Between Rochester and Buffalo Right in the fucking middle of them In a tiny town nobody's ever heard of but How did you get kicked out?

Speaker: I didn't. I was smart enough to leave. I feel that one. You left when they asked you. No, I left before they had the chance to ask me because I'm smarter than that.

Speaker: Speaking of that and tiny town no one's ever heard of, have your brother ever heard of the name Derrider? Where? count of garage Not off top of my head, which is surprising.

Speaker: Yeah, that is a speck on the fucking map. So is mine. don't even have a traffic light. Fuck you kidding. Oh, fuck. The mayor of my town owns the only auto shop in town and the pizza shop.

Speaker: and Auto and pizza? And it's the fucking mayor. Oh, dude, the pizza shop is fucking fire, though. It's been around for 53 years. That's how good it is.

Speaker: They get all their dough from the bakery next door through a little window in the wall. You're making me hungry now, goddammit. How well do you know you know but do you know where Batavia is?

Speaker: Yup. I go out there for my smoke. Well, you go to Pembroke for your smoke. Yeah. Pembroke, Indian Falls area. So I'm just barely east of Batavia in a tiny town called Burgeon.

Speaker: It's exit 2 on the 490 off of I-90.

Speaker: called bergen. Yep. Dude, the R fell off. are the are like The leg of the R fell off on the water tower.

Speaker: So people called it bepgen for like 20 fucking years. be And they never fixed it. One letter falling off. No, not even a letter. The leg of the R fell off.

Speaker: ah part of thisleo yeah So you'd be like, oh, I live in Bepjin. And they're like, where the fuck is Bepjin? Yeah. next Is Peyton over there jamming out? Is that is that her?

Speaker: No. Who's listening to music? It's probably rock playing tunes. I'm just guessing because he's the musical guy. Yeah, maybe it is. I just thought, because I've seen her back there, looked like she was dancing, making a TikTok video with her headphones. she's playing Fortnite right now.

Speaker: mark sadly Dude, the other night, the other night, Cash was... Dude, you've playing for like four hours with Chris on Forza. watch The other night, Cash was playing Fortnite.

Speaker: but I know. And I was out on the patio and he come running out there. He's like, I won. I'm like, what are you talking about? He's like, I got the crown. I got first place on Fortnite. I said, but okay, awesome, dude.

Speaker: He's like, it's the first time I've ever won. I always get in like the top five, but I've never won. i was like, hello cause that kick their asses. He's a little fucking menace on Call of Duty, though. Jesus Christ, that kid wipes the floor with people on Call of Duty.

Speaker: It's insane. Watching him. i' see That's why I stopped playing video games because like all these fucking ten-year-olds were thousand times better than me oncology yourself like um feeling good fade into oblivion i'm not even attempt You have all them they'll it'll blow their fucking mind why won that game but say i go i i like the assassin the assassinsreeds game

Speaker: but man They're so goddamn time-consuming. Like, i or yeah get dc yeah I a shot of it. Yeah, I don't have the time to sit down and just fucking look at Assassin's Creed for, like, no no fucking four hours in one mission.

Speaker: Oh, yeah? I can join the podcast. Yeah, I get that, man. Um, oh yeah i would join the podcast so yeah i get that man um

Speaker: Actually, I would fire up the work computer and you would use this one. Because at least then if Greg lectures anybody about it, it's me, but he won't because he doesn't check it. I'm explaining to Wyatt that he could actually join the podcast through my work computer.

Speaker: It could on the panel, too. Do you want to? your ipad It's dead. It needs to be charged.

Speaker: Ah, ah. Why would he need? and i want create

Speaker: i That's the thing to do is make sure you kill your work computer and kill your work phone before the weekend.

Speaker: so that way you can say, I don't charge it till Sunday night. I'm sorry. If it's not, it's in the dresser.

Speaker: anna I'm on the weekend. don't Don't call me. on the during like don't If I'm not on the clock, don't call me. Don't bother me. Unless we have like a call. But outside of that, I've worked for companies like that, man.

Speaker: Fucking Friday, 5 o'clock, I'm out the door. And then later that evening or Saturday, they're trying to call me and I don't answer the phone. And they, Monday, why don't you answer your phone this weekend? Because I'm up on the weekends? I don't even know. Oh, there's my work phone. Where is my work phone?

Speaker: I don't. I'm a salesman, so I don't. I don't get time off. I'm a salesman, I'm salary.

Speaker: If my phone rings, I gotta answer it. Cause if I don't, it's money out of my pocket. Same here, Rick. Same thing. If I don't, it's potential money out of my pocket. So, ye and they pay me enough on salary.

Speaker: I have to answer them. yeah yeah Well, there's that. if they're If they're paying you enough, man. yeah most Most guys don't walk into a salary position at 85 a year.

Speaker: Like base. yeah Yeah. I tend to stay away from the salaried positions because it means you're dealing with other people.

Speaker: Yeah, so um if you give me a job to do, like I have a job, and I feel like I get paid pretty well, um but I have an objective, and I have to reach that objective every day that I work.

Speaker: However, when you're in a certain industry, I'm sure it crosses many industries. There is so much work that you cannot take home with you.

Speaker: like you can't bag grash You can't bag groceries while you're at home. You can't save lives as an EMT while you're at home. You can't ah pick things up and put them down and have the supply chain.

Speaker: you You can't do that from home. However, but when you get to go home and they call you, yeah if you don't answer, that should be answer enough for them.

Speaker: If you do answer, it's because it's like, hey, oh I'll negotiate why I could come in, you know. So my boss sent out a text message this morning.

Speaker: We had an emergency dumpster delivery um were in the town right next to where our offices. And he his response was, does anybody want to punch in and make this delivery? I'll include some extra side cash, 200 bucks.

Speaker: That's cash. Oh, wow. On top being on the hourly clock. I'd have been in the car. He said, he said i need to know in the next five minutes.

Speaker: It was three minutes later, he texted and said, got it covered. Somebody was like, yeah, I'll take it.

Speaker: And he double charged on the dumpster because it was an emergency. So what would have been normally a 700, he charged them 14 and they took it. But that's what happens when these companies need one that bad.

Speaker: Like companies like Walmart, their compactor goes down, they have to have a dumpster. So they call a broker, the broker calls us, we jack the fuck out of the price, and they pay it.

Speaker: Mm-hmm.

Speaker: It's called cornering the market. yeah you know these These grocery stores, man, they take them them compactors and shit fucking super serious. Wait, what? ah you motion If one goes down, they need a new one in there ASAP. Yeah, it's... I don't know. I got an offer Friday that I got to put a bid in on Monday morning that if I can land it, it's going hit my my sales goal for the whole year on one contract.

Speaker: Oh, shit. It'll actually exceed my sales goal by about $300,000. Hell yeah. Is it like a big complex or a big company something like warehouse? Yes. It's called Apache Mills Flooring.

Speaker: they make ah They make carpet. we have a big the So just north of me is what we call the carpet and industry. That's where Mohawk Flooring is. All the big flooring manufacturers are just north of me.

Speaker: Apache Mills contract is coming up from Republic and I'm confident I can beat their price because I don't have all the extra fees that Republic's got. if we can If I can land the contract, it's about a $1.1 million dollars contract for the year.

Speaker: And my nut my nut goal is like $800.

Speaker: jeff Jeff and Rock are understand what I mean when I say my nut goal.

Speaker: That's what I got to make to make ah bonuses. Yeah. Well, see, the difference is, like, what i what I'm doing now, i actually, I work for a reverse recruiting company, so I find people jobs.

Speaker: Yeah. and yeah and You're a headhunter, ultimately. Yeah, pretty much. But I actually speak to about 80 people a day. Yeah, I don't even talk to them any fucking people. and i build I built my pipeline, and those are the ones I deal with.

Speaker: Well, that is my pipeline. My pipeline is constantly growing. So basically, what I'm saying is the people you deal with, you're calling new people every day, aren't you? No, like I'm calling you saying, hey, you're looking for a new job.

Speaker: Let me get you into this system and we find you a job because we work with well over 60,000 companies throughout the entire United States. And last week alone, closed, what was it?

Speaker: 450 deals.

Speaker: ah what was it four hundred and fifty once i Once I get my contractor pipeline built, I won't have to make cold calls anymore. I'll just call my contractor and be like, hey, do you need anything? I don't make cold calls.

Speaker: People actually sign up for my calendar. Yeah. And I work 12 hours a day. I don't have that luxury of people wanting. There's so many dumpster companies out there.

Speaker: There's so many dumpster companies out there that are like, oh, if you Google dumpsters near me, you're going to get 30 fucking companies. So I call contractors. I'm like, hey, this is what I got to offer.

Speaker: Then they go with me. Then I call them back. i'm like, hey, you know you got anything going on or upcoming? They're oh, yeah we're going to need one this day. So once I get that pipeline built, I won't have to call these companies anymore. I'll just call ah the guys that I deal with on a regular basis. Hey, man, what you got coming up?

Speaker: yeah But I've got to get that pipeline built. Yeah, I do. And that is a long process. with What I'm doing now, I literally just...

Speaker: I have my calendar full. like My calendar is full next week. If you want to go pregnant with me tomorrow or next week, it's impossible. Yes. Because I speak to four people every hour. It takes about 15 minutes for me to talk to somebody.

Speaker: And I am booked from 8 o'clock in the morning until 8 o'clock at night. Every day next week. Yeah, not me. but I Google every morning local contractors and I just start making phone calls.

Speaker: I've done that. And putting my information out there. That's basically how we started. Yeah, I mean, you gotta i got to start somewhere to build my build my pipeline, and that's what I got to do. And it sucks because I fucking hate cold calling.

Speaker: Oh, it's the worst. I'd rather get kicked into fucking ads. I had a lady answer the phone one day. She was like... thank you for calling blah, blah, blah. How can I make you smile? And I was like, well, you can start accepting an email from me that has all my information for dumpsters. And she hung up on me. And I called her back and I said, that did not make me smile that you hung up on me. And she hung up on me again. And I was like, you fucking order.

Speaker: That's the best thing about doing cold calls because if they blow you off, you can fuck with them all day. Oh, yeah. I've done it. I'm not going to lose anything. I've blown a whole day just calling somebody back. but At that point, I'm not losing anything. i so some off so we've got this We've got these scammers. so People call in dumpster scams and it sounds ridiculous.

Speaker: What they do is they sell it online. Somebody signs up. they They Venmo or Cash App or PayPal or Zelle them money. It's irreversible.

Speaker: They call us, order a dumpster with a bogus credit card. We take the credit card, deliver the dumpster. We do everything we got to do. And then two weeks later, they dispute the charge and we don't get paid. Right.

Speaker: Yeah. so we get these. We got this same fucking amigo that calls Hector Garcia. I think I was live on here one Saturday night when I called him back drunk as shit at like midnight.

Speaker: Jesus Christ. He calls like four or five times a day. He's got this fucking chicken in the background every time he calls. And he's like, I've guys like that. And he's like, I need a dumpster today.

Speaker: And I'll be like, $900. Doesn't matter what price I say. He's like, okay. Okay. Today. Okay. I'll be like, same day fee, 400 bucks. He's like, okay, I'll take it. I'm like, okay.

Speaker: and So, He almost got me the first time and we caught it, thankfully. But so now every time he calls, I'm like, Hector, you can pay cash by coming into the office or you can bring me that fucking chicken.

Speaker: And then he hangs up on me and he'll call again. And I'll be like, Hector, still waiting on that chicken. So now I just call him randomly when I'm drunk on a Saturday night. And I'm like, act up where's my chicken?

Speaker: And the boss thinks it's hysterical because all the calls are recorded. So he gets to listen to my drunk ass call him on a Saturday night. Do you guys a CRM? I was going to say, do you want to jump on here real quick, YP?

Speaker: Do you have a CRM? Yeah. no so you guys are yeah he there was look No. I'll give him Hector's number. He can call him. I'll give Chris Hector Garcia's number. He can call him.

Speaker: yeah If you could have me for 24 hours. I've done that audio before. I've done that audio a few different times. I just did it for my... He's always been with me.

Speaker: I always respond to them with like going my grass like, how are you at cutting grass? How are you at mechanic Usually some chick and like half naked. I'm like, ah how are you at mechanic work? You know, I can use these heads remove.

Speaker: Well, what's better is Hector now calls, and he calls himself Paul Garcia. But his name is so unique, or his voice is so unique that you can always tell what it's in. Not to mention, there's always a chicken in the background.

Speaker: All right, I got to pee. be right back. ae Sometimes you got tinkle.

Speaker: I've been fishing a lot. I'm a disaster. inhale dance

Speaker: Whose music is that? Jesus.

Speaker: and seriously That is serious. You're muted. Yeah, yeah I think Rocky's playing around some music. Yeah, I was muted a minute. He has to.

Speaker: I do. chair ah Yeah, I was talking about customer service. I had to call T-Mobile this morning. And the dude that answered the phone, man, was so fucking scary and happy. and I was like, damn, boy, I said, you are way too happy this early in the morning.

Speaker: He's like, it's Saturday. It's a good day. And I'm like, hey, man, it's all You're at work, dude. Yeah. I was like, all right, bro. The crazy thing is, is like I truly love my job. like I wake up in the morning at 7.30, and I don't have to be on until 8.

Speaker: And I'm like, fuck it. I'm going to start the day now. And then I'm at like nine o'clock at night. I'm still on I got a message from my boss about 20 minutes going, but dude, get the fuck offline.

Speaker: It's Saturday. I'm like, yeah i got nothing better do. I like my job and I make good money.

Speaker: oh shit. I don't know. Oh God. I don't know how to work my buttons. but so I don't know how to work the buttons. Oh, man.

Speaker: Rocky, what you working on down there? What you working on down there, bud? Yeah, what playing with? Oh, Canada.

Speaker: Rock, got a question for you. I a question. you're You're an EDM guy. ATL Lions or whatever they they're dropping the song that they've blasting all TikTok next month.

Speaker: it's It's Creed's um Six Feet From the Edge or whatever it is. but it's it's EDM. And fuck it, it's a banger, dude. shit Really? I haven't heard it.

Speaker: Oh, my God. I'll send you a clip. It's all over. If you go onto their TikTok page, they have there' like there's reacting people reacting to the clip.

Speaker: Yeah, it's it's creed and they've been teasing this for two months and people are fucking getting this drop with a fucker already kind of thing. Because you can't get the full thing.

Speaker: And they just announced lot look up last week they're dropping it next month. And I can't. Oh, hell yeah. I want to hear it for sure. oh here, let me find you. Yes.

Speaker: I'll put it in the in the private chat. Because it's fucking awesome. Good stuff. Let

Speaker: me find it here on Tiki Taki. Tiki Taki. Tiki Taki. Tiki Taki. Yeah,

Speaker: yeah I'm trying to O Canada. It's not going so well so far, but I'm playing around with it.

Speaker: Okay, I'm putting it in the vibrant chat. That way anybody who wants listen to it, they can. It drops next month on Spotify, and I am counting down the fucking days. That's how excited I am for it. Was Wyatt too scared to jump on?

Speaker: no he started playing Fortnite with Peyton and Chris. Ah, gotcha.

Speaker: Glick, ask if you're too scared to get on. Well, but I figured you'd get a kick out that because you are an EDM guy.

Speaker: Dude, Rick. I i don't know how you guys fucking ammo grind. Hey, hey, hey. You're to me to Warsaw.

Speaker: Who is?

Speaker: It's not a hard, dude. I mean, you just have a goal every map. Every match. It's just time. It's not if you play on stakeout. You just got to be okay with stakeout. Yeah, that's the only map I play on, dude.

Speaker: Yeah, that's the only fucking map I play on. Dude, I've got the i've got the assault rifles diamond. I've got the SMGs diamond. ah diamond and Well, once you get everything diamond and you go for a dark spine, dark spine goes so fast.

Speaker: Yeah. It's like three triple kills. That's it for Darkspine. Boom, done. I somehow accidentally, just by doing my dailies, got one of the goddamn sniper rifles gold. Yeah. Yeah. I was just ra like, ah the other day I was playing and like, it was like, get 10 one shot kills with a sniper rifle. And at the end of the match, um,

Speaker: I was like, you unlocked the gold camo. I didn't even realize I was unlocking any of the camos on these damn sniper rifles. I just had to tuck myself in a corner. That means you did all the head shots. Bing, bing, bing. thinging yeah but started trying to work on the shotguns.

Speaker: Getting them gold. and that comment That's nerve-wracking as hell. Camo grinding, it's not for the weak at heart. Especially when you get into things like the pistols.

Speaker: Fuck that, dude. The 100 headshots on pistols? Get fucked, bro. I was going to say, I got one pistol, but I was using it a lot.

Speaker: I got that gold. I wasn't even trying to, but now that I'm ammo grinding, I am working on um my second gold pistol. Those brutal. Yeah, the pistols suck because...

Speaker: yeah the pistol suck because you Usually most of the time you got to fucking hit them two or three times in the head before they go down with a pistol. God damn give me the No, they're all one shot head shots, but you got to hit them.

Speaker: yeah Yeah. That's the trick. That's the goal. that's this's That's the goal. um Yeah, no, I've been kind of fucking with it.

Speaker: since i Since I've been off. he got Bro, it's grind is hell. No. it's a bit man like reduce hu down the camel grind is he no

Speaker: No, not it so not at all. what i've got ah i've got I've got a couple really really good ah potential leads that I did interviews for this week, and actually I actually have an interview Monday for a supervisor position.

Speaker: not mark for maintenance um A maintenance supervisor position at a nursing home in Mount Vernon. so We're getting ready to switch. We're going to add blue collar to our workload, which means my workload goes up. but If we do, I'll let you know.

Speaker: not um Just join Chris's party. and know but we trying to figure out who love playing Oh, just join Chris.

Speaker: What sucks is Wyatt literally just went in and cranked up the floor to play Fortnite with you guys.

Speaker: I just walked down to the living room. I was kind of surprised. I went out there shut the windows because... fucking Ohio. It's been in 70s and 80s last two weeks. Been fucking gorgeous here. And tonight, it's supposed to drop back down into like low are the low 40s, high 30s or whatever.

Speaker: And I was kind of shocked. I walked out there, both Buggy and Cash are chilling on the couch watching a movie. I was kind of shocked that they were both out. Buggy was out of a room. It's like 85 degrees at

Speaker: it's like eighty five degrees

Speaker: I I was working and I realized I was out cigarettes so i had to go to the store and i was like, it's still too hot. It's dark out but it's hot.

Speaker: I am so, I don't have an in me tonight for a fucking show. i just truly I just truly do not have it. I am so low energy tonight.

Speaker: Not even in the mood to drink or anything. just want to veg out. I did start watching... ah Hey, I wanted to ask you, Glick.

Speaker: ah I started watching Justified because you suggested it. ah Which one is first? Is Justified or the there's there's two of them?

Speaker: Justified's first. Primeval is the second one. um i'm so I didn't want start one and go fuck. that But I will say this. Oh, Rick's got himself muted. don't Turned off or something. I don't know.

Speaker: I will be well rested for tomorrow's show after tonight. We we haven't done a sports show the last couple Sundays. but So we did the draft Thursday night, man. That was fun.

Speaker: Johnny, didn't you come up for a minute with us Thursday night, Johnny? Yes, sir. Yeah, for the draft? Yeah. Yeah, i thought I thought you came up. Yeah, I thought it looked great.

Speaker: Yeah, we had we have fun covering the draft, talking all kinds of shit. Fuck

Speaker: Acting like idiots. So we got to cover the draft. um That was great. Tomorrow, we're going recap it. um ah Fuck yeah. Did you guys do it live? Yeah, we did live. The draft was round one was Yeah, the draft was Thursday night, so we came up and went live. Already?

Speaker: No, it was on at 8. No, I mean, i and in the year, it just sounds like it's really, I don't know, I don't pay attention. No, it's always in April.

Speaker: Yeah, so they get prepared for the next season really early. Yeah.

Speaker: and it's not my problem no more i'm just saying i mean i heard that but right after the last game they literally start training for the next season they basically they get a little bit of time off and then they're right back they're right back in and the in the grind oh if i got paid with that got paid i'd want people start working right away too doing drills and yeah mean

Speaker: fuck yeah um

Speaker: Damn I'm

Speaker: about half tempted just to end the show. I just don't have it in me tonight. I just don't have it in me tonight, man. What? What's your problem?

Speaker: I'm just like drained. I'm just like drained, man. Shut up, Temper Tantrum King. I don't want to hear shit out of you about vagina hurting. It has nothing to with temper tantrum.

Speaker: It was a temper tantrum. so As far as I'm concerned, it was a temper tantrum. Somebody cut the string off your tantrum and you ran away took your toys and went You believe whatever you want. You took your toys and went home. I don't want to hear about it. You can believe whatever you want. don't even know what happened. I just know you up and disappeared. Use the temper tantrum king.

Speaker: You made that choice. Nobody else did it for you. Whatever you say, Rick. You're always right. i know Well, did anybody kick you out?

Speaker: No. Okay, so you took your toys and went home. No. It was the ultimate Jeremy Sheen. Yeah, please. you You just said nobody kicked you out. You took your ball and you went home.

Speaker: That's your choice. I'm not mad at you for it You're grown-ass man. You make your own decisions. Exactly. The difference is i was actually getting ready to start 12-hour days. I don't have time to show up on time.

Speaker: Well, that's that's fine. Plus, I'm working on paperwork for moving to France and all that shit. You're moving to another country yeah that you're not going to fit in?

Speaker: Another country you don't speak the language of? I'm actually 30% fluency.

Speaker: Is that what that i say the Rosetta Stone tells you? No, I'm actually using Duolingo. I have 104 days. I've seen how Duolingo works. I've used it with the Mexicans at work.

Speaker: It is not close to right. and No, it's not. It's not. It is not. However, does not know how to move good now I have an entire However, I do have like 12 people that speak to in French all day long. You should try and do what do they call the subliminal one where you listen to it while you're sleeping because you're supposed to retain it while you sleep.

Speaker: Yeah, that doesn't work because I tried that. think it did I didn't think it did. but It is the biggest boot of shit. Some people say that they can listen to shit. It's supposedly true. yeah But it's surprisingly true but i'm like subliminal or some things ah could spotify but it's like 12 hours long It's like they go over 4,000 words bitch I can barely do four a day calm down You can't even speak 4,000 English words let alone 4,000 French words know It's like I on Spotify they have the works of Shakespeare Audiobooks style and was like oh because everybody speaks like that

Speaker: Well, no, but my thought was I like listening to listen to Shakespeare. I hate reading it, but i love listening to it. it's like to Because it's literally just somebody with a microphone at a play. and i mean you could die back So it's different voices and everything.

Speaker: And like me and McKellen playing Hamlet and shit, I'm like, fuck it, I'm in. So I was like, i sleep a lot of sleep. Oh, those smell so bad.

Speaker: Sorry, my burps have fucking garlic and monster and crab cakes and just not a good smell tonight. Dinner was fire.

Speaker: I think Jeff and Glick froze. um Jeff, I think it's frozen solid. Yeah. je is frozen solid yeah

Speaker: okay yeah He looks like he's getting smacked in the forehead with a penis, too, which is even better. He's like, hit me with your best shot.

Speaker: Oh, God, there's two of them. That's terrifying. My VPN was messing up. Jeff, go like this. Go. Just turn your head and look to your right. No other way. Oh, never mind.

Speaker: Your other picture went away. I was going to see you could mimic the exact same picture. My VPN was acting up because I was watching... how do you know you're doing illegal shit? You run a VPN to be on a podcast.

Speaker: No, I actually run a VPN mainly so I can watch stuff in other countries. Illegal shit. No, no, because if you take... you you have I have Netflix on my computer.

Speaker: If I switch my VPN, I get Netflix in like... England. Subtitles. Like the Netflix that you guys have in the States is different from the Netflix I have here.

Speaker: i didn't even think you could read that. one Keep up with the subtitles. Well, England is the same language, but if you're watching it in France, like you should be, you can't read that. i'm actually i found no I found a ah page. I can't remember what it's called. but it's It's basically a It's a French streaming service. It's free, but you have to quote unquote be in France.

Speaker: So I switched my VPN to France and watch it. He watches f French soap operas all day. No, actually, have you seen the high potential TV show? No.

Speaker: It's on Disney. I think it's on Hulu. but I don't watch enough TV shows. It's about a woman with... ah 160 IQ she helps solve crimes. It's based on a French TV show the same name So I'm watching the French version as well I'm gonna say I don't picture Rick Rick I don't picture you as much of a TV guy Um, we probably have your Senate Why hold on a second It really has this

Speaker: and i don't know man people ask me that question all the time i'm at this point don't don't act like it's don't act like it's new you know what you you know what you're getting involved when you come over here to watch we have why i was having a tv issue um so i watch some shows but it has to be a show that i actually like i'm currently four seasons into clt Okay. um I can't watch like like, so Yellowstone with their gap so long between the seasons lost me completely.

Speaker: I won't even go back to it. I won't even try because the gap so long that I forgot what happened. I did the same thing with Game of Thrones. So I waited until the final season before I started watching it.

Speaker: So I didn't. i Yeah, I binged all of it in one shot before the news or after it was over. And I can do that. Same thing with The Sopranos. But if I have to wait between shows,

Speaker: but you yeah I have to be in one shot. I was just watching something and I was like, wait, you mean I got to wait like eight months. Fuck, this is bullshit. let me Let me put it into perspective.

Speaker: How long ago did Sons of Anarchy go off the air? Yellowstone. Six years. Five, six years. I just watched the full series two years ago. Awesome, isn't it?

Speaker: It was all right. i Dude, apparently the Mayans is really good. like I couldn't get into that. I tried. I can't get into it. I couldn't get into Breaking Bad, and I've heard amazing things about it.

Speaker: in Every season is the same fucking season. Even my kids just turned around. It's good. i can't get into it. I hated it So I watched like I've watched um Justified with Timothy Oliphant Working on Amazing series he is His sarcastic quick-witted humor Is hysterical And Chris knows is I'm not a big Timothy Oliphant fan But Walter Dawkins is in it He was great in Girl Next Door When he was like let's make Fucky Fucky now When he was the porn director

Speaker: Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. so I did like him in that. He was great. And Goggins, what's his name? the What did you say his name was? Walter Goggins.

Speaker: Yeah, the guy that plays the... Dude, how fucking... In Sons of Anarchy, when Walter Goggins shows up with Tiz, how funny that? I took a picture of it, and he's like, you know what?

Speaker: I'm not mad. and So I can watch shows that I can binge out, just like binge on. I can't have to wait for a show. ah here Like ah Mayor of Kingstown, I had to wait for the whole season to finish before I could watch it.

Speaker: Same thing with Tulsa King. Now, like, Mobland came out. I'm excited for that. But I'm waiting for that to get a whole season out before it. I'm waiting Landman to get multiple seasons out. Same thing with that. Landman, I'm waiting for.

Speaker: So while I do that, I'll watch CLT. ah Yeah. Well, I'm also watching Superman and Lois. I don't know if like it or not.

Speaker: It's kind I'm not a superhero show guy. Yeah, I'm big fan. Not much on superheroes.

Speaker: Like, I watched Nip Tuck. yeah Everybody keeps telling me that you watch Dexter. Dexter's amazing. Everybody tells me I should watch Dexter.

Speaker: It's worth every second. Yeah, I keep hearing that. would have to agree. Original Sin is amazing. Which one's that? Who's in it? What's it about?

Speaker: Because I've watched a couple of shows about Kingdom. No, haven't watched that one. Vikings is awesome. I watched Kingdom. I watched Kingdom, and that's got the MMA fighters. That's got the Diaz.

Speaker: ah That's got, no, the Jonas Brother in it. That was a good series. viking I haven't started season two. I've got to wait for it to get a bunch of episodes. I'm waiting on the same thing. see The Last of Us? i'm waiting i'm Yeah, I'm waiting for a bunch of episodes.

Speaker: good I haven't watched that either. Bye. Peaky Blinders. Excellent. yeah It takes a little bit while to get into it, and once you get into it, you're fucking hooked.

Speaker: I like Tom Hardy, so that shouldn't be too hard. Tom Hardy, it is his best role ever. I'm curious to see how he does. That's why, like, knowing everybody raved about him in Peaky Blinders, I'm interested to see how he does in Mobland.

Speaker: i'm I'm curious as well. Hell yeah. um But when yeah when it comes to TV shows, I'd catch them after a couple seasons so I can binge them out until I'm caught up. And even then, the season better episode better drop weekly or i'm gonna they're going to lose me again. Yep.

Speaker: That was my big struggle. that That's the problem i was having I'm having with um Last of Us. I'm like, yeah, I'm not watching... like like yeah You watched Game of Thrones. You liked it. But it was all done when I watched it.

Speaker: Right. House of the Dragon, I'm not watching until it's done. I couldn't even try. The first season is so fucking slow. Just like the first season of Thrones, but the fucking ending season one blew my mind off.

Speaker: But I'm also, I can't watch multiple TV series at one time. I'm watching lot times. can't do that. I can't do that. My brain can't compute that information. Do you watch you watch a lot of YouTube?

Speaker: No, I don't watch any YouTube. I fucking actually hate YouTube. I'm watching this guy on YouTube. His name's Alex Steele. And he makes stuff. You know, he's ah he he forges stuff. He's kind of teaching them.

Speaker: I just watched him make a Zippo from scratch. Yeah, I actually hate um YouTube, to be honest with you. Depends on what you watch.

Speaker: I just don't like it. I watch i watch informational shit. like i watch like i like watching Adam Savage. He's got a YouTube channel where he does one day builds. I love watching people build shit.

Speaker: gives me ideas. Email with me. Even then, all with me yeah i so yeah and even then like I'll binge out for a few days in a row and then I'll take a week or so off before I watch any episodes on TV.

Speaker: Like the most I watch on TV is sports. And that's just because that's me. watch Well, that's not true. I watched MotoGP the other day. Yeah. I see that.

Speaker: Just because I want to scare the shit out of myself. My best team. Your best team. I don't know. He's mine. That's his over there. Those MotoGP guys are insane. Yeah. Yeah.

Speaker: That one dude died at that one Laguna Seca or whatever, right? Laguna Seca is is is a scary track because you got that... He came over the fucking hill doing over 200 and lost it. yeah Yeah. Well, the problem is when you come up to the top of that hill, it ah directly turns left and right.

Speaker: It corkscrews down. Yeah, I remember how many it was a big thing because they were talking about removing the track. They talking about removing the track from the circuit because of how dangerous that hill is. but It sounded like a death trap.

Speaker: If you go on to Gran Turismo, in the game, Gran Turismo, Laguna Seca's on there. And I don't care how good a driver you are, until you get used to it, you're going to fucking crash every time.

Speaker: Yeah, I remember that was the big thing. was almost 10 years ago now that happened. that like didn that contracttraing writer died no but like The thing is normal motorcycle,

Speaker: ah best you can do is like a forty five degree angle um sorry ah

Speaker: ah fifty degree no that what is what is It's like 30 degrees. You can tilt. You can lean. A MotoGP bike goes almost 50. Like, it's almost like you can rub your shoulder on the ground at 200 miles an hour. It's insane.

Speaker: Peyton, look. Those bikes are quick. From Avery.

Speaker: This Canada shit, it's not going to work. The what? Oh, Canada's not gonna work. I'll figure it out. Oh, yeah. Rick, I won't let you down, man.

Speaker: Did you listen to that clip I sent you? Oh, not yet. I'm about to go click. I've been playing. I want to get your reaction because it's fucking dope. Okay, yeah.

Speaker: me see.

Speaker: I am doing... That's... I am doing... playing with himself. Pretty much. Yeah. ah ah thought just I'm just fucking drained.

Speaker: I'm just so out of it. There's so much fucking going on. You're not slow. Tell White, you got easy on us. You should probably... well Are you even having any beers tonight, bud?

Speaker: No. Oh, that's sick. Isn't dope? That is sick. I'm drinking some pop or soda, as you heathens like to call it. Soda.

Speaker: I'm drinking soda. So I'm drinking and you're not? That's a fucking rarity right there. Yeah, man. Like I like i said, I... know What would be a rarity is you not drinking. No, that's not a rarity at all.

Speaker: Because I've seen Glick not drink. I've never seen you not drink. ah well The only time I come up here is when i'm drinking. If I'm not drinking, I don't come on the show people on the show. It's only Saturday and it's been a long fucking weekend. can't blame that Lord almighty.

Speaker: I'm just tapped. I know that feeling. du it Yesterday was so fucking long, dude. I'm still hurting from it. like i can I go to sleep right now until noon tomorrow and not blink at night.

Speaker: Yesterday was brutal. We had three drivers out yesterday. So the owner, my boss and myself all got thrown into trucks. And of course, because we're the fucking the three top notch guys, we have the biggest amount of shit to do.

Speaker: yeah yeah you know Most guys fucking had 6, 7. Every one of us had 12 at least. so it was It was a fucking busy fucking day yesterday. and Then I had to get right up and take the kids karate this morning.

Speaker: It was like, fuck me, man. like Just before I jumped up on here, i just finished my 73rd call today.

Speaker: It's just ridiculous, dude. We're not even that fucking busy. Just being down three drivers hurts.

Speaker: I'll come drive for you. I'll drive for you. It's okay. are you Are you commercial? I was going to say, yeah, called the cdl yeah i got my CDL and DOT. Let's go. Almost $30 an hour. Hey, guess what? You don't know nony you don't even have to pay me. Just send me dick pics every day for free. I got you, bro. I got you.

Speaker: I got you. I got a spyglass ready. think you're almost close enough to it.

Speaker: I remember where you are, but I think you're almost close enough to. No, I also started negotiations on my business as well. I found a company in in France that's willing to start making my my chemicals because I'm actually starting in an automotive detailing company. I'm going to be selling my own soaps and waxes and all that stuff.

Speaker: So they're getting ready to start doing that. It's going to cost me a pretty penny, but it's going worth it because. It's just rub on oil. No, it's it's literally like carnauba waxes and things like that.

Speaker: and or you I love that word. It's one of those things where if it takes off, it could I talked to a buddy mine. He's got a similar business in NYC.

Speaker: he He owns the company Ammo NYC. And he makes little over like 4.5 a year just by selling sales shit.

Speaker: And he only deals with New York state.

Speaker: I'm dealing with all of Europe. You got to wash that salt off. But yeah, um'm I'm the, my distributor in France deals with all of Europe.

Speaker: So he speaks a lot more languages than you do apparently. It doesn't matter. I come up with the the names and the the design of the bottle and test the chemicals. and If I approve it, it gets sent out.

Speaker: I want to sell canned air. That's already a thing on the market, bro. Mine is different. It's going to come in a beer can. There you yeah so it's gonna It's going to taste when you open the can and go...

Speaker: It's just blasted with a bunch of beer. yeah here that's a here yeah Beer air. Beer air. You can get different flavors. Corona, IPA, stuff. Happy to breathe beer. That's right.

Speaker: that's right

Speaker: Man, I can't believe it. Yeah, you're right. i So I was watching Sharks. it's ah It's Shark. chart What is it? Shark Tank. Yeah, I saw the canned air. My kids have already bought it.

Speaker: They bought the air? They got it for Christmas. Their mom bought it for them. I won't buy it. I tell them to go outside and breathe. I got a buddy of mine.

Speaker: He actually went on Shark Tank Mexico and he makes sandals that have AstroTurf on them. Everybody in Mexico needs sandals. And they're called stay off the grass sandals.

Speaker: And Shark Tank partnered with him for 10% of the company. And now he's all he does is make fucking sandals all day. And he sells his shit to them.

Speaker: That's such an awkward business to just talk about getting into. like Who says, I'm just going to make sandals? no it you know and when i first When he first told me about it, I was like, dude, that is a dope. You know what? i i kind of like it. listen.

Speaker: you your brother listen my grass There's a market for fucking anything out there when people started When people started buying pictures of people's feet, it proved to me there is a market for fucking as for everything.

Speaker: I could probably fart in a fucking mason jar and tap it quick. There's one chick selling her bath water. There's a chick selling her bath water. Do you remember years ago on Craigslist when that mom got sued for selling her daughter's virginity?

Speaker: Yeah. Yeah. That was when you really learned that you could sell fucking anything online. oh Sex sells, buddy. Sex sells.

Speaker: What that one chick? She sold her virginity online. She sold it for like $2.5 million. but she ended up having to give all that money up because they told her it was prostitution. So they fucking actually tried to take her to jail.

Speaker: They tried, but they didn't succeed because she's got $2.5 million. Thank you. yeah i don't know how that i saw one chick she i don't know how she did it but if i saw one chick she sold her kidney for 300 000 i know i can sell a nut for like 25k yeah but who's who's the broker for that i don't know i'm in the wrong business you're right bro

Speaker: Well, boys, i am going to jump off. I've been sitting here since 730 this morning. Well, that's your own fault. No, I made a little over $500 today. So I don't get to say, hey, I made $500 today. I'm good.

Speaker: That's my goal every day, $500. There you go. I've made my goal every day this week. So I have to work tomorrow.

Speaker: Tomorrow is, well, some days are my slow day. I only work like half day. so Well, you have fun. Yeah, you have fun, Jeff. and don't I want to see you again, man. You scared me.

Speaker: I'll be around. I'm so busy right now. i literally All I do is work, sleep, and eat. It's kind of It's kind of awesome. Like I said, just to move the family to France is going to cost a little over with all our shit to move everything. It's a little over $8,000.

Speaker: Wait, you're moving to France? Yeah. How did I miss that? I've been playing it for years. I think you're still laying on the ground in shock. Yeah, probably was. Because I'm pretty sure when you pushed away from the desk, you actually fell the fuck over.

Speaker: I did. I fell over in my chair. I thought so. The chair took right over backwards, didn't it? Because we saw you push back. Because you just showed up. That was the last thing I was expecting. It was Jeff to pop in. I saw him pop up and I was just like, yeah.

Speaker: That's too funny. The hardest part about moving to France is got to have a place to live when you get there. And I refuse to rent. I don't think that's the hardest part. I think it's the hardest part about moving to France.

Speaker: Yeah. I can't imagine it'd be easy. they have a In France, when you buy it like if you are in your 80s, you have to be in your 80s and you have to have no relatives.

Speaker: You can sell your house, kind of like a reverse mortgage, to me for 25% of his worth. And you get to live there until you die. And then I get everything in it when you die. And the house.

Speaker: That's fucking weird. Right? you're going to live with some old person until they take it? No, no, no, no, no. No, you don't move in until after they die. Well, you're lucky you'd sign a lease.

Speaker: You're lucky you'd sign a contract that motherfucker's going to pull a Jimmy Carter on you. Right? Although, you guys said the same thing about the Pope little over a month later. fuck that brother Yeah, it took that motherfucker a month. But called it!

Speaker: But I called it! He was deathbed with kidney failure and then they're like, oh, he's coming home and I'm like, wait, what?

Speaker: But I called it. you Yeah, wasn't he on your list, Jeff? yeah I'm pretty sure he was on your list. Yeah, because everybody gave me shit when I called it. Yeah. No. But, because Rick went back because I took it before he did.

Speaker: But, so I found this place. It's 10 acres. The guy's got a machine shop in the back. He's got the house, everything. He's 80. Do you even know how to run the machines?

Speaker: I'll figure it out. Oh, for fuck's sake. I can run a lathe. You got land? I know how to run a lathe. Yeah, it comes with the land, everything, including a brand new Mercedes.

Speaker: Well, brand new as in, it I think it's a 2020. Oh, okay. He's 80. He doesn't drive anymore, but he's like, I'm not selling it. I need to find some of that shit around here in the States.

Speaker: 145 grand. I need to find some of that shit here in the States. I need to find me a fucking 80-year-old lady that wants to get married one more time before she dies. That lives on a hundred acres that I can hunt 90 of it.

Speaker: but I will live off the fucking... line I will be off the grid. Y'all will never hear from my fat ass again. grace is so I pay $145,000 And he gets to live off that money Until he dies The next time you hear from me It'll be like that dude out west That was fucking standing off with the FBI Over his property That's when you'll hear about me again You'd like, this motherfucker has got the FBI by the short and curlies with all his guns.

Speaker: Wait, yeah yeah Jeff, you so you've been safe you've been saving up this entire time for this move to France just because or because of the distribution-like thing that you're doing? Well, no not only distribution. So one of the things I want to do is I want to do a mobile detailing business.

Speaker: Do you know how many there are in France? ah six Oh, I was close. That was a fucking good guess ah my part. in total yeah In total, there are 22 detailing companies, but most of them are stationary.

Speaker: And people don't have time for that. But not only that, I'm going to do pressure washing, like c cleaning the exterior the house, cleaning your gutters, shit like that. And ah I have already built-in client help because I have like 30 people waiting for me to get there.

Speaker: um I have to buy basically all equipment and a Sprinter van, the Mercedes Sprinter van, and I'm ready to rock and roll. boom at the I was going to do it here, but nobody wants to pay for it here because it's you can get somebody to wash your car for $5 here. yeah But when I detail a car, it takes me... That's crazy. The Amigos up here charge like fucking $50.

Speaker: Yeah, because they're not in Mexico. I'm just saying the Amigos up here charge $50. You watch my silly gringos will actually pay for it. But I charge $150 to clean a car.

Speaker: Yeah. But you're detailing it too, though, right? I detail it. It looks like it just came off the fucking showroom. I found that there was a shop out in Arizona that charged me that too, but they cleaned my car up really good. Well,

Speaker: It took like five hours for them to do it. I met him here and he's he's actually waiting for me to get there. He's got little over $6 million worth of cars that he wants me clean.

Speaker: Nice. But he's got like high-end Ferraris and Lambo. I was going to say, that's like five cars if he's got the right vehicles. Well, yeah. He's got a 55 Chevy that is just the most beautiful thing I've ever seen.

Speaker: He's got, you know, it's all candy apple red. Yeah. it's It's cream on the back. and all it's gorgeous. He's got a 57 on his back. Yeah, I do.

Speaker: Only when it's your daddy. He's got a he's got a quadruple black 57 Chevy. What a quadruple black is.

Speaker: It's black and interior, black paint, and the chrome is painted black. Sounds like he's from Compton. Black on black on black crime. Oh, man, it is the most beautiful thing ever. He's got a Cadillac. He's got a Cadillac that all the chrome has been changed to look like brass.

Speaker: So is it like metallic then? Because that sounds like it's metallic crim, but black metallic, you know? Yeah, it's black metallic. yeah It is fully stripped and then painted gloss.

Speaker: And then the the the black paint itself has pearl in it. Oh, wow. And he won't let anybody touch him. No. Until I get there. That's crazy, man. So is it just one of his cars he drives around? He doesn't drive it. It's a show car. Oh, it's a collection car. Got it. But for something like that, I'll charge $1,000.

Speaker: Yeah. It can't be that dirty either because of the fact that... No, but it's not even about that. It comes down to, like, when I polish that car...

Speaker: I have to polish the inner fender. Part you'll never see, i will polish. yeah The underside of that looks like fucking... You should see how good he can polish some shit, too. I can tell you about that. Clean the hits like you wouldn't believe. But it's like...

Speaker: but it's like Nope, there's no goggles. You don't need anything. I didn't know that you had all of that going on, man. like Well, one of the things I'm doing, I just got my LLC for France.

Speaker: So I have my business license in France. Business name is registered and all that fun stuff. I have to have a French accountant. So I have that guy. I'm paying him already.

Speaker: and His business is suck the rust off the chrome LLC. Suck the rust off the chrome LLC. It's actually called Hawk Industries.

Speaker: How do you even come up with that? but It's ah up in your brain, huh? You don't want to go into the back corners of my brain, bro.

Speaker: I have everything ready. I just need the money to actually get there. Yeah, gotcha. Well, that's cool. and well so I have the money to get there. What I have to wait for is the paperwork.

Speaker: Because in order for me to own the business there, I have to have a residency card. And in order to get the residency card, you have to have a long-term visa. Then after a year, you can apply for the residency card. Not just for you, but also for your family too. Because you got to pay all of them to get long-term visas. And it's $10,000 each.

Speaker: That's God damn, dude. That's wild. Plus passports forly for everybody before we leave. Yep. It's a lot of paperwork. Are they excited? Is your family excited? like for the most oh everybody's ready. yeah Everybody's ready. It's because Mexico sucks.

Speaker: oh Oh, you have no idea. Why'd you go to Mexico? i mean i would Wait a minute. now from My wife's from here. Got it. Okay. He married an Amigat. Amigat?

Speaker: I'm just guessing. It's one of those things that's like when the day I get into France, the day I land in France, I can start working the next day. I have it all set up. And have and have a place set up too.

Speaker: Exactly. So like if you went tomorrow and you wanted to open your own business doing whatever it is, it's going to take you six months to before you can start working. I've already got everything set up so I can start working the next day.

Speaker: Yeah. and So when are you realistically like planning the move? like We are right now I have the kids' passports. I have my passport.

Speaker: I have um Right now, I'm actually waiting to be approved for the the house. and i pick the line I'm looking at that $150,000 house. It's literally worth almost a million dollars. Which um because like Everything.

Speaker: If the dude owns a screwdriver, if it's in the house, I get to keep it. I don't have to buy furniture or anything like that. What's funny is if I went tomorrow but what's funny is if i went tomorrow Without all that stuff, I could literally go make two, three grand a week.

Speaker: And I should not just by putting together Ikea furniture. All right. What if you go on a task rabbit and you send it to France and Paris, there are 4,000 people willing to pay 20, 40, 50 bucks for you to put together fucking Ikea furniture.

Speaker: Wow. And I'm like, wow, I'm going to clean the fuck up because apparently it takes 14 Frenchmen to fucking change the light bulb. but They're all paid 50 bucks. So and like I was on a task a while back and and I was looking at just because I was like, what business can I start? You know, because I've been doing detailing for years. as um we Yeah.

Speaker: And I was like, what's what's scarce in France? And I hadn't even thought about details in a long time. And I was looking, i was like, Jesus, I could go make two grand a week. Put together a fucking Ikea furniture.

Speaker: Good God. I believe I've never I've never even thought about going to France ever. i don't know that i ever would. i like I figured like visiting and stuff would be kind of cool. I've traveled, like I'm sure you have, but I've traveled around the United States. I've seen some really cool like cool shit out here, but I always wondered like you know what was outside of the country and stuff and just to visit, but I never considered moving like out of the out of the States or anything.

Speaker: I don't know. You might retire out of them. You're going to retire out of it? Yeah. I might retire down to like El Salvador or something. Yeah. Because I can live like a fucking king.

Speaker: Well, no. you know you Rick, I'm going to give you this biggest fucking Thailand. I get it. Yeah, anywhere over in Asia. you can live You can live like on $10 a day. We got a guy at work who swears he's gone fucking he's going to Vietnam.

Speaker: He's going to get, between his VA and his social security, he'll make about $4,600. He literally said Thursday, he's like, I will live like a straight fucking outlaw over there on $4,600. Not including what I paid for the house, but in Cancun, if I was paying rent, $1,500 a month.

Speaker: Yeah. Anything more than that is just fucking drawing attention from the cartel. Not really, because I make way more than that. Yeah, but you don't flash it, do you?

Speaker: No, I don't. i Because you don't have the cartel attention. Agreed. Well, see, that's the other thing. So i if I wanted to, i could go out buy a brand new fucking vet tomorrow. But if I do, I won't make it home.

Speaker: I mean, if you got enough guns, you will. I'm not allowed to own guns. Well, you're dumb. as a foreigner. I don't care what I'm allowed to. Nobody, nobody, you.

Speaker: Cause I'm sure all the cartel guns. I know, right. legal no but in mexico and general In Mexico in general, the only gun you're allowed to own is for hunting. Oh, cause there's not a lot of hunting in in Cancun. i'm just saying.

Speaker: I'm sure that. All the guns that float around Cancun are 100% legal. Oh, yeah, they're 100% legal. No, but here's the thing. If you get caught with a gun, it's jail.

Speaker: That's your only fault. That's your fault for getting caught. Well, that's true. Well, once again, the last place you want to go is Mexico jail. Oh, that can't be any worse than the donkey show.

Speaker: No, I spent 36 hours in jail here in the quote-unquote drunk tank when I beat up my neighbors. You beat up your neighbor, Jeff? That's because he couldn't understand him when he was asking for a taco.

Speaker: He killed my dog. Motherfucker wanted a goddamn family. broke his arm and smashed his head on a fucking cop car. And you only got 36 hours? sounds dope. know what? didn't have any money. I was like making like a week.

Speaker: yeah If I would have had money, I wouldn't have gone to jail. They felt bad. They're like, this loco green going, he broke. like i love I bought a YZFR6, right?

Speaker: yeah I was driving down road the other day. I was driving down the road on an R6. I got pulled over doing 102. You didn't hit a single note. 200 pesos, they let me go. What?

Speaker: Well, I got 20 of that. 102 miles an hour.

Speaker: I got 20 of that. No, it's like 10 bucks. You're not hitting any notes. $10. got 20 pesos in my wallet, bro.

Speaker: You never know when you might need to buy an Amigo off. hey 20 pesos won't get you much. It's like $1.13 in the It's like a dollar. now What is pesos in U.S.? s About Yeah.

Speaker: What the fuck? Right now, the peso is 1890 to 1. Oh, man. so so yeah You just convinced me. I'm out of here. I'm sorry, Rick. I'm going to be your neighbor.

Speaker: However, there is a problem with living in Mexico. It is 1023 night. It's 85 fucking degrees. it's eighty five fucking degrees I don't care about the heat. I can i handle that.

Speaker: It's not the heat. It's the humidity. Oh, the humidity. Yeah, you're right. have to walk with a knife in front of you. Wait, where are you at, Rock? I'm in Idaho. Oh, yeah. That's where the sun comes down and licks your face.

Speaker: It does. It licks it. you know Believe it or not, me and Glick, we're actually brothers. The sun just licked me a little too close. and That old joke. Oops, burnt another one.

Speaker: You should come to Vegas next week and hang out with me. You're going to Vegas? I'll go to Vegas on Sunday next weekend. What do you play when you're in Vegas? Do what?

Speaker: What do you play when you're in Vegas? I don't know. I've never been to Vegas. Oh, dude, you've got hit the craps table. Oh. I've got to go for work. can spend hours at a craps table. I've got to go for work.

Speaker: I go to the casino here, and I can go in with $10 and walk out with $300. There's something called the Waste Expo. It's a big garbage convention. There's for everything.

Speaker: There's an expo for everything. It's a big convention in the trash industry. So I got to go out there for work next Sunday. I'll be out there Sunday to Thursday. Shit. I'll be out there for the expo. I'll be sitting there looking at the crap staple. Well, I got to go to the expo Tuesday and Wednesday. So.

Speaker: I've been to Vegas a few times for work. and Monday, I ain't got shit I gotta do. I'm just gonna wander around Vegas and see if I can't fucking people watch. You go into... You go to the crab stable.

Speaker: There's a spot on the crab stable that says C-O-M-E. It's Put ten bucks. if it If it doesn't hit, it's 2-3-4-5-7... No, 2-3-4-6...

Speaker: seven no two three four six 10, 11, and 12. If you hit, you double your money. If you lose, you double what you put. That way when you hit, again, it doubles your money plus the extra 10 bucks.

Speaker: Okay. I've never lost money at the grab table. Wow. And I, my wife, I lose all the fucking time, dude. I've tried every fucking game and I, I can, I'm telling you, I gave up on it. Dude, my wife on a crap stable, I swear to God, this woman just, she can hit 11. Like she's,

Speaker: just, she could think it and hit 11 and she'll put money on 11, which is 15 to one. She'll put five bucks on 11. Just make money hand over foot.

Speaker: It's fucking ridiculous. I mean, i love my thirty four I'm just going to go to the 25 cent slots and drink beer for free all day. 10 cent slots. Trust me. i'll drink been harry all day really quick I'll drink beer for free all day. So doesn't fucking They'll bring me drinks.

Speaker: I'm going to get emails for the next three years. They're going to comp my stay just to give me to come out and spend money again. since slotsy old We were at the casino here. What was it?

Speaker: Like a year ago. And, you know, i we we go, we set ourselves a limit. wow You know, 10 for me, 10 for her. And that night we walked home with $6,000 in our pocket.

Speaker: Because we weren't even playing. We weren't even tossing the dice. This guy comes in and they have different colored chips. Well, the black chips were 500 pesos. He took every single black chip on the table.

Speaker: What a dirty whore. No, as in he won them. Yeah, he's a dirty whore. They put him in Ziploc bags so he could go to the cage and get cash. And I was, I i think, you know.

Speaker: And that was the last time anybody ever saw him because the cartel was parked out front and they snatched him right up. All I know is that dude literally got an escort back to his car. I believe it. One of them probably worked for the cartel and told the cartel where he was going. He's dead now. Probably.

Speaker: They cut his fucking hands off. But it's one of those things. It's like, if you, once you learn the craps table, it's cake. Like you can just bet on, I would literally bet on six and eight days out.

Speaker: I think it pays out a one and a half. Yeah. If I go to the craps table and I lose money, Bro, I might literally take the company credit card fly to Cancun and kick you in the face.

Speaker: Go ahead. It'll be the shortest trip anybody's ever taken to Cancun. I will walk into Cancun. Why? You don't own any guns. I'll kick you in the face and I'll leave.

Speaker: it's like yeah I'll see you later, Jeff. That's right. Wouldn't be the first motherfucker to open the door and meet something for me. I got a shovel. I'll bury you in the backyard. Oh, man. Look, I'll i'll tell you this. He is not digging through the ground in Mexico as dry as that shit is. He's lying.

Speaker: He's getting a shallow grave if he does. but my My backyard's already dug up because I'm getting ready put out concrete, so I'm going to bury it. He's got it getting shallow grave if he does. I'm getting ready to put the entire backyard. Because my backyard's not very wide.

Speaker: It's literally, I think it's 10 foot across. How much did you pay for your house down there? 35 grand. A dollar. Wow. I think 35 grand for the house. A dollar. here What am I doing here, man? What the hell?

Speaker: Well, you got remember. Living with some freedoms. My house here. um yeah, that's true. Would fit in your like living room, dude. a It's not very big. It's two and a half. It's two bedrooms, one and a half bath. and i've turned They eat porridge. That's still cheaper than my house, even by just that logic. Because if I bought three of your houses, that's still cheaper than any of those one bedrooms.

Speaker: you You'll just have elevated walkways to get you from one house to the other, right? To the other house, yeah. I can frame that. We frame that up. No problem, man. Well, if we were going to stay, I was going buy the house next door and turn two houses into one.

Speaker: Yeah. Because we share a wall. Well, we share a... Right next to the house... We share a wall. the The backyard and the side yard an L. Got it. Well, on that on this side, the other house next to me has the same L in reverse.

Speaker: So I was going to put in like a garage. Yeah. it's wide enough to have put a car in there and then just have a walkway above oh yeah you from the from the upstairs to the second floor but since we're moving i'm like yeah what's going on because we're not selling this place buy didn mom in this wow 35 grand man yeah out the out the door yeah what is your uh what is what's prices like down there with you rick for what and inspect for a house

Speaker: It depends on what you're looking for and where. varies county county. So like Cherokee County, which is two away from me, an acre of land is about $70,000. Up where I am, an acre of land is about $18,000. Look,

Speaker: look it's the little bitch weasel. Hi, Jeffro. What's up, buddy? What's up, man? Why are you so late, man? what's about Working shit.

Speaker: It's all good, man. I filled in for you. the fuck works anymore?

Speaker: unfortunately. It's so overrated. I literally just finished work.

Speaker: Man, that sounds great, man. I never really even considered retiring. like and But shit, dude. Amigo at work tells me that i could own an house in el Salvador for about yeah and out of a beach is my backyard so Just with social security alone will pay you.

Speaker: you'd You'd live comfortably in El Salvador. I'm looking that up right now. Just over $200,000. He's like, I'm out of here. See ya. I'm fucking gone, guys. Next thing you know, going to pop in at Jeff's camera. What's up, guys?

Speaker: Apparently, the president that got elected in El Salvador about three years ago sent all the shit-ass people to Venezuela. So El Salvador is a good country to live in.

Speaker: Apparently it's significantly safer than it used to be. Oh, yeah. oh No, but like i where I live in and Cancun, it is I can do it on the bike in about 20 minutes.

Speaker: i can get Bicycle or motorcycle? I bought YZFR6. Okay. okay

Speaker: It's used. In Mexico, they travel on dirt bikes. A YZF? A YZF is up as a street bike. Is it? I thought it was a dirt bike. No. that That is a YZF.

Speaker: They think got the YZF 250 and one dirt bike. Peyton peton said, shut up, don't lie, it's a moped. and Look it up. Yamaha YZF R6. Peyton said you ride a moped.

Speaker: Yeah, sure.

Speaker: and My 14-year-old daughter just called you out of having a vagina. You have to get like a retirement visa. That's what I see here. like You got to get like a visa. Dude, there's coyotes that will sneak you into the country for dirt cheap.

Speaker: Nobody tries to sneak into Mexico. let's go let's be Let's be honest. I lived in Mexico for 10 years technically illegally. I have permanent residency mainly because my wife is the mother of my children. now he's not allowed back in the U.S., s by the way.

Speaker: Ice is looking for his ass. um ice is looking for that he coyote hear that guy You a have for yeah got bread in the gas station should yeah and it's like work beaches when a light comes on you could get a work visa got it ah work fees and you have to find a job but you can get a job for long enough for them to get your visa and then quit.

Speaker: And then you got a year. He's like a lamb. I love it. What a bottom term. Teach me how to break the system, Jeff.

Speaker: No, you can actually find a lawyer and he'll get you all the paperwork for like five grand. So the Koreans here that are doing the Hyundai plant, none of them are legal. They come in through Canada on 90-day work visas and they just don't go home until they have to and then they don't come back.

Speaker: Yeah. They finish their contract out and then they don't come back. Yeah. Like that's how the Koreans in the United States are doing it right now. That's how most people do it anyway. With the Hyundai plant.

Speaker: Oh, yeah. Well, and they even do it with the further um for Honda, too. Same damn way. Yeah. Honda and Honda both. That's how they get away with the shit.

Speaker: i'll go i'll go to I'll go somewhere out of work visa and just not go back. Be like, sorry, fam. I'll catch you win when I can.

Speaker: Deuces. Won't even see you for the holidays. Sorry about your luck, Chuck. I'll see you on video chat. That's about it. We can FaceTime.

Speaker: Yep. if you're If you're lucky.

Speaker: Yep. Nailed it. Isn't it crazy? He's wild. He's been on and off all night. oh oh He's in a mood.

Speaker: Right now, I'm getting ready to get... I said Josh Allen jersey that's got Glick all fired up because he's got five quarterbacks. They've been through 20 in the last three years. so They can't figure out what the fuck they're doing in Cleveland.

Speaker: i still even though he Even though Sanders went where he didn't, I still think it's funny he didn't go in the first two rounds. That's all care about. He went in round five. Yeah, to the Browns, of course.

Speaker: yeah well They've got five quarterbacks on their roster right now.

Speaker: Why is beyond anybody in the NFL? ah Well, Rick, you want to get technical. They got four and a half because Watson isn't fully whatever. so Yeah, well, then they've got three, and then they've got four because Flacco's like 64 years old. so Yeah, true. So, yeah, we're technically down to three and a half.

Speaker: We'll give it that. Yeah. thank sure I just still can't believe they fucking took him after they got that Oregon quarterback, man. that That just fucking floored him. Somebody's getting cut. We both know it.

Speaker: Hopefully it's Sanders. oh It probably will be. What you doing, Johnny? I'm making more coffee. Coffee? you but better share it with everybody. better be spiked.

Speaker: Oh, I got me some Karola around here somewhere, too. That ain't spiked. That's like adding regular creamer to it. Yeah, no yeah No, not that not that kind of Kahlua. This is just coffee liquor.

Speaker: Yeah. Pour in some Goldschlager and make it Christmassy. Shit. I haven't heard that, man. Pour in some Goldschlager. Give it a cinnamon Christmassy twist.

Speaker: Oh, yeah. Oh, man.

Speaker: You know what? Maybe you're right. I might swap out the Kahlua for some shit-up bourbon. There you go. there give Give it a little kick. flight Spice that shit up a little bit.

Speaker: Yeah. I just grabbed the fucking Kahlua there, and I'm like, nah, that's not it. That's not it. Hey, Johnny, have you talked to Mike and Haas tonight at all?

Speaker: Oh, thank walk I tried to get a hold of him earlier, but i wasn't getting a hold of too many. oh I didn't know. i was figuring hell, have them fucking come over here and hang out for a little while.

Speaker: I got a chat with them on Instagram. I could catch him on Instagram and see if they're done. Yeah, send him the link and shit for the network. Glick keeps threatening to call it quits because he's not feeling it tonight. So who knows how long this shit will go on.

Speaker: It's all right. I'll make it last. I'm here. I'll make it last in six hours. Peyton said Glick's a big old baby. One second. I'm good on sharing that. on like Glick got called out by pat ah by Peyton Manning.

Speaker: yeah so He probably went to sleep. Nah.

Speaker: like That's all right. No. His real name is Frances. Still got about an hour and a half. Francis Christina Glicalicious. I'll run the show for an hour and a half. It's all good.

Speaker: His name is Francis Christina Glicalicious. Yeah, nice. That's my new toy. That's a cute toy. my God.

Speaker: Yeah, I had a dumbass moment tonight. I ended up leaving my phone on my charger at fucking work on my desk. And the doors are locked and I don't have the store key to get back in until 7 tomorrow morning.

Speaker: So I'm without a fucking phone for the night. That's not the worst thing ever. I took the kids home two weekends ago and left my phone at home and my daughter was like, aren't you like freaking out? And I'm like, nah, this is actually kind of fucking nice.

Speaker: Yeah. Especially with the here lately the way the fucking spam calls has been going on on my phone It's like yeah, I get a nice little break from it You know I get spam calls but the best thing about when I get a spam calls I answer in English and they hang up and Then they stop calling

Speaker: oh I Just go hello. Hello. Oh, you don't want to talk to me. Oh, so good. Oh I don't One of the calls I got at work today actually on the on the work phone almost sounded like your voice, Jeff.

Speaker: one name What do you mean? I know.

Speaker: I literally only call them my appointments. I only have about 80 of those a day. Hey, Wally, I just reached out to them, so we should be hearing something back soon. All right, man. Cool, bub.

Speaker: Like I told him last night, man, then he'd come up and hang out sometime. It'd be cool. Yeah. Yeah. Ice coffee?

Speaker: yeah

Speaker: okay cat let it's smokecker bold

Speaker: i went take got me some my car beginning with ice coffee yeah

Speaker: Iced coffee is not a bad thing. Yeah, not really. Just depend on depending on what it is. I like it in the summertime because it's too fucking hot here in the morning to drink hot coffee.

Speaker: and i will agree I will agree with you, Rick, on that. Yeah, summertime iced coffee is actually not bad. so Yeah. And then...

Speaker: but sugar then I got this fucking... Fucking Lion's Man Reishi Creamer.

Speaker: Fuck. Sounds like you got some sissy creamer there, Johnny. I'm gonna say this is what I'm using. Hey, Wally. Hey, Rick. In a glass bottle.

Speaker: It's tough. ah

Speaker: Yeah, but how often do you see it in a bottle? Man, I've been trying to find it in a fucking bottle around here. And it's the only places I've found it so far nothing has been my Kroger's.

Speaker: Walmart don't even carry them in a bottle. oh They got it in the fucking cans. So Walmart and Kroger here don't have it, but the Food Lion has it in a bottle. My Kroger's has it in a bottle. Have you ever tasted the difference from a can to a bottle?

Speaker: All the fucking bottles night and day difference, man. I'd rather have bottles. I do too. I wish I could get MGD. I found it here a couple of times, but it's not consistent.

Speaker: Oh, it's one of those kind of every now and then that they got it. and so she online you How often I drink. have to plan ahead.

Speaker: Well, you quit playing with your pecker so much you might be able to drink a little more. I don't i don't think ha and don't drink because I become an asshole on the road. Dude, you're an asshole when you're sober. Shut up.

Speaker: I know I am. god the I don't hold back on the road.

Speaker: oh o Well, I'm going to jump off. I have to work tomorrow. and i'm All right, my man. Hey, at least I got to see you tonight, man. so Yeah, like I said, I'm working like 12-hour days because I'm running the entire department.

Speaker: And look I have 12 people underneath me now. So it's like, it's insane. Well, you know how to you know how to get a hold of me, man. So anytime you get some free time, make sure you hit me up or something. I'll do the same.

Speaker: I don't get free time because I don't want to take free time. As I was telling the guys, I'm gearing up for this move to France.

Speaker: It's going to cost me just under $200,000 to do it the way I want to. All right, Bubba. You take it easy, man. All right, guys.

Speaker: We'll talk to later. Later. Good to see you.

Speaker: but Well, Johnny, it looks like it's me and you right now while Rick's taking a break. And then, Glenn, I don't know what's going on. So, what's up, Blaze? Yeah, you're right, man. What a joke.

Speaker: I'll be honest with you. What happened? ummin time Just in the comments. Oh. Yeah. So, just the usual shit, Rick.

Speaker: Yeah, that's all I missed it.

Speaker: oh i missed when left scruary I was taking a piss. You're all good, Bubba. What'd he say? ah oh but have no... That he works 12 hours and he's got to work work tomorrow 12 hours and shit on a Sunday. i said 10 minutes ago he only had to work a half day tomorrow.

Speaker: know He told me... he his His stories don't line up. so It is what it is. but don't want to get too much into it. and don't want to sit and have a bash session on somebody not here.

Speaker: Quick question for you. What do you think about ah the Diamonds' last fight actually going in his home state? again I did see that. I did see Dustin Poirier's colonized retirement fight against Max Holloway. That's ah um interesting. He's not... I don't think he's that old.

Speaker: i mean I mean, like he said in his last the last fight he had, I mean, he really he really doesn't have much of... We get you, Blaze. We know. But, yeah, he he like he said, to him, he really ain't got nothing else to prove in the sport.

Speaker: He's pretty much done it all at a young age. He's won every belt he's tried to. Blaze doesn't like me, so doesn't want to come up and hang out with me. So just talk in the comments. It's all good.

Speaker: I don't care. but yeah But, yeah, I mean, it's going to be – that's going to be – that's goingnna be I think maybe this fight between Poirier and Holloway is going to steal the thunder from Holloway. you think it'd be Wednesday's days? Yeah, I bet he does.

Speaker: yeah i was going to say, do you go out on a dub? Yeah, I mean, because look what he did when he won the interim title and everything, because leading up to that, he was talking retirement and shit, and then he got that.

Speaker: Gotcha, Blaze. It's all good, man. We still love you, buddy. hey I only beat many Oh my god You're good Johnny Thank you so much Here's how I lay it out here's on lay now The fives The rule of the fives my dad told me when I was younger If it doesn't matter in five minutes Five hours Five days Five weeks or five months Why does it matter right now Right

Speaker: And I've lived by that for the last 10 years. And I'll tell you what, I've learned there's a lot of shit that just isn't going to matter to me come tomorrow, let alone five days from now. So I stress it. Listen, motherfucker, that man is the smartest man to walk on this planet, according to me, because he's my dad. If have said that when I was 22, I would have agreed with you 100%.

Speaker: i would have agreed with you a hundred percent yeah But now that I'm 38 and I've had to call him and go, you motherfucker, you are right about everything. Oh, yeah. Everything.

Speaker: But, yeah, I think back to the point, I think I'm with you, Rick. I think he might end up, he'd stay. If he can win that bad motherfucker title, I think he'll end up staying. Is that a title fight, though?

Speaker: Yep, it is. Oh, okay. Yeah, I think if he wins, it'd be, well, so it's a double-edged sword. You can retire out as a champ. Or you can not retire and then end up retiring on a loss.

Speaker: True. So which do you think is a better idea? Me personally, if I was in his shoes and I won as going out as the baddest motherfucker in the UFC, I would go out with the w and say, peace out.

Speaker: You guys can put the, do a tournament or whatever. I i agree. I agree. Yeah, I agree. I mean, but I see, like I said, I see both sides of it. Like you can go out on the dub with the belt and be the guy that vacates the belt, or you can fight until you lose and then be like, all right, I just don't have it anymore. I'm done.

Speaker: Right. But I mean, either way, and I'm looking forward to it because those two's already had one hell of a fight back earlier in their career. It went to a decision that Holloway got, but I mean, it'd be a, but it's going to be a bad-ass banger.

Speaker: My thing is, though, I got to go. My pick for that fight, I got to go with Holloway, especially after what he did to Gehi. I mean, that's going to be... i don't think you can't sleep. But you can't really sleep on Dustin either.

Speaker: i mean, just depends on which one shows up. Yeah. Poirier can go both ways, though. like He can win dominant, or he can just get his face punched in.

Speaker: Yep. But if it's if we get prime... Conor McGregor, Dustin Poirier that actually shows up. I don't think you'll ever see Conor back in.

Speaker: Dana said the other day, Conor's too coked up to come back to the UFC. Well, not only that, he's got his nose in that BFKC now with Dave Feldman. So, I mean, he's more worried about that than anything else. so Yeah, because he can get away with drug tests there.

Speaker: Oh, fuck yeah. That's the reason for that. I so i still say we'll never see Connor fight again. It don't matter even in bare-knuckle fighting or nothing. He's too busy being half-owner in that organization. so can get on the on side ah But I would love to see five rounds.

Speaker: Hold on one second. He's what? Okay. It's time to come up. big on your podcast okay some come up Because he overheard your conversation, which you were just talking about.

Speaker: Oh, about Dustin Poirier? And Max Holloway? Max Holloway? Tell him to tell come up and talk. I'm talking with Wally about it right now.

Speaker: We're the UFC fans. Tell him to go to YouTube, and in the comments, there's a link. And he can join on his iPad or his phone. Yep. Tell him to go to YouTube, and right in the comments, there's a link.

Speaker: Yes, you can. Yes, you can. yeah He just clicks the link and it'll bring him right in. Yep, just have you the link. You got people that come in on the phone and iPad all time. Yeah.

Speaker: Hold on a second. He was thinking about it and I'm supposed to make it. Okay, well fuck him then. That's because he's scared we'll make fun of him for being bald. His face is so ugly and scared his hair away.

Speaker: But yeah, Connor's too busy now worrying about the other shit. I mean... yeah i might but it It's fine with me. i mean I didn't watch any of tonight's fight night. My kid took her TV to her room and I didn't have a TV to watch fight night, so I didn't watch any of it. I didn't even get to watch any of it because I was at work. so But yeah... Oh my gosh, it doesn't matter what we do.

Speaker: Even Blaze told Chris to do it. To come up. But yeah they yeah, I just think Conor was done. He made his money in the UFC, and he was a one-trick wonder anyways, in my opinion. I never got on the Conor hype train. I didn't get on the Conor hype train. I just found him entertaining.

Speaker: Oh, he was. i He was good for the sport at the time, but now he's ran this course, and he's done.

Speaker: Sorry, I'm lecturing my kid because he doesn't want to settle for what's good. He wants to keep fucking with shit. One of those, if it ain't broke, don't fix or don't fix it. ah That kind of mentality. yeah But I told him if he fucks it up, it's his ass.

Speaker: know Hey, the consequences. I'll be in there. Give you hug in a little while. I'm not stay up too, too late. um just say you know No, I'll come down there. see that i'll be awake by the Well, if you're not, then I'll just say goodnight from your doorway while you're sleeping and you can go to bed or stay asleep. i don't give a fuck.

Speaker: Would you take the retard out one more time, though? It's 1148. He'll be good. Just put the flashlight.

Speaker: Did you say you're not dumb? Oh, the... Yeah, it's right there.

Speaker: Where's the other battery, though? Where's the battery that was on the weed eater, bro? Put it on the charger.

Speaker: Behind the strainer, same place it's always been in the kitchen. Well, that's like tonight, too. They had, besides fight night in the UFC, they also had the BFKC ordeal for the first time over in Italy.

Speaker: And one of the major bare-knuckle fighters that I follow was fighting for a title tonight. um he made his debut and shit james sweeney the king of bare knuckle boxing from england or from ireland and he was fighting for a title tonight and i didn't even get to fucking watch it i don't know shit about the bare knuckle fighting i really don't oh do what any of it i just heard it's gotten i've heard rogan mention it and it's pretty fucking intense apparently dude and i You think the women in the UFC or something else?

Speaker: You need to watch the women in Bare Knuckle, man. They need't fucking leave it all hang out, dude. it it's it is the neck It is one of the greatest combat sports, man. I mean, it's it's awesome to see this shit.

Speaker: Get a chance. You need check it out. Interesting. Look at Blaze talking in the comment box, but he doesn't want to come up and talk to me. What a fucking hater. We love you, Blaze.

Speaker: He's a hater. He's in his feels tonight. That's all good. he had a He had a little bit of a rough night last night too. so yeah He already said it earlier. He's in his feels.

Speaker: so It's alright. I'm just going to talk to him anyways. Because that's what I do.

Speaker: I'm that guy that if I know you're in your feels, I'm just going instigate you. Poke the bear while you can poke the bear. know yeah Oh yeah, that's totally me. ah He said, sure i am.

Speaker: I love my feels and being in them. Yeah, he likes feeling something. Gosh.

Speaker: Oh, shit, man. but But, yeah. Damn, I dropped my fucking beer cap. Way to go. Why?

Speaker: Help me out. I kicked the beer cap across the floor. To the back of my core visions. Hey, I need that fuck face. so flu a bottle Or go throw it away.

Speaker: So what's all new and exciting in your world, Rick, since we last seen you? Thursday night. Anything new? No, my son's fucking trying to get this lawn mowing shit that he's doing going. And I'm trying to teach him a little bit of responsibility with it.

Speaker: Even though it sucks because he won't be back here until the end of May because I switched Mother's Day Father's Day okay with my ex-wife. So That means that Mother's Day weekend, when he would normally be cutting lawns, he won't be.

Speaker: So guess who's going to fill the fuck in? oh dad's got to do it. Dad's got to cut the fucking lawns now. That's cool, though, man. Dad's going to keep the money for it, too, though.

Speaker: Hey, you do the job. You got to do it.

Speaker: The only burning sensation you bring is by your balls and it takes a cream to fix it. The doctor should have sent that prescription over, bud. Hey, i like i like the dose of Blaze, man. the dose. like Blaze because Blaze brings...

Speaker: Blaze brings a different level of intellectual to a conversation that is because he's a stoner. It's far more thought out than the average shoot from the hip idiot, borderline autistic statement.

Speaker: Exactly. That's what love about your everyday person tends to make. And that is that is totally ah a compliment to Blaze, even though it might not have sounded that way.

Speaker: But that was totally a compliment. And I love that the couple times that him and I have gone back and forth, it's been incredibly intelligent. Because as much as the average stoner is stupid, he is not.

Speaker: No, the man is amazing. And I've had him. he's been a He's been on the show with me and shit. And we've had some we've learned a lot from each other just from talking and everything else. that He's taught me some shit that I didn't even know and and just was talking with him, man. yeah no do i Go ahead. I'm sorry.

Speaker: Oh, you're good, man. he's a dumb pothead as most stoners he yeah i'm sure he has plenty of moments where he's like onions but do i think he's incredibly intelligent absolutely fuck yeah he is but yeah i mean that's the thing and the nice thing is too about that side of it too rick you bring up You can kind of run ideas or kind of pick his brain about certain things.

Speaker: and And he don't take offense to it. He actually tries to help you figure shit out. and yeah I mean, he's been a lifesaver for me on a lot of stuff. He thinks shit through. Yeah, and I love it. I don't think they're even open yet.

Speaker: i wouldn't I wouldn't trade Blaze for a million other stunners that are fucking dumb. I mean... Shut up, Blaze. You are not a dumb pothead, you fucker.

Speaker: might trade him. Shut up. I could probably trade him for some pocket lint and $3 and then he bought equal value. That's me. That's me.

Speaker: ah No, man. I mean, hey bra you're I'm with you, Rick. key brain He does. He brings a different refreshing side of things to things. No, he did get all up in his feels earlier, and I was like, oh, God, here we go.

Speaker: But that's because he lets some political shit influence his brain. right But he also, the nice thing of it is, is he might be he brings that he brings that balance. It's actually balance I mean, you could try and smoke pocket lint, but I know you can make fire with it to light whatever you're going to smoke on fire. Ah, see the bodyguards peeking in, Rick. That's Wally. How you doing? This is my kid. This is Peyton.

Speaker: I heard you had fun at the Savannah game and stuff. You did have a good time at Savannah Bananas game. He said he heard you had fun of the Savannah Bananas game. Oh, yeah but She had a good time. She had to go get her picture taken.

Speaker: so yeah That's awesome. He walked away as Johnny.

Speaker: yeah See, there you go, Blaze. My pocket lid is not.

Speaker: What happened? I had to put my phone out at the right time. Everything's unlocked. Yeah, but only for like 38 seconds. Yeah.

Speaker: But yeah. Yeah, Blaze is the balance. He's the balance of the network, honestly. I mean, he brings that balance to everything of our craziness that we all bring. So he done you I just sort of love it.

Speaker: he He does. He lays out a different perspective on a lot of things. and and And it's nice. It's very, i really i really enjoy the different sides and especially some of his point of views on things.

Speaker: It makes more sense than what your average, like you said, throw from the hip point of views and shit. Yep. The average, uneducated, unintellectual, autistic almost point of view. Awesome.

Speaker: stop it, talk about... No, Blaze, we love talking about you, man. i don't love talking about Blaze. That's a fucking bold-faced lie. He's still a twat because he won't come up and hang out, but whatever.

Speaker: It's all good. my kid's playing Forza right now. Really? yeah i just So Forza's always been an Xbox exclusive. And they just released it to PlayStation early release yesterday.

Speaker: no shit. He's got the beta version of it right now and he's playing the fuck out of it.

Speaker: That's crazy. i didn't even game I didn't even know they brought it over to the PS, man. That's pretty cool. It just dropped yesterday. so Hell yeah. I loved that fucking game for the Xbox. That was fucking fun.

Speaker: Wait, Forza? I missed that game. ah just rick was just saying johnny yeah Yep, they just released it, he said. $100 it cost me this game. His phone's unlocked.

Speaker: But why did he have to use yours? oh

Speaker: Hey, Johnny, we got a special request, sir. this game We did? Blaze wants to see you do a big, huge rip. I'll get one packed up.

Speaker: it's a perfect timing i just got this clean. fuck go man Got a request for you, bud. Johnny's about to do the giant bong rip. Oh, dude. Fucking potheads. Yeah, buddy.

Speaker: Just fucking potheads. That's not funny. Gotta love them. Take a trip and never leave the farm. Because it doesn't require much grass. Just fucking potheads.

Speaker: oh Well, I've already come to see how I function without it. You've what? Yeah. I've already come to see how I function without it. Are you lost without it?

Speaker: Oh, dude. Let's just say all the shit behind here, it can make... Yeah. oh Oh. but Shit.

Speaker: Oh, I didn't hear that part. I didn't even... He's not even here. So, I'll do that. bla Blaze just said functioning without it. Fuck that. Yeah. I'll be honest.

Speaker: I have to do it every day. I'm actually a paranoid schizophrenic. o So it does take the edge off for you. Oh, yeah, dude. If I get a wind of something that I think I hear something, it just starts a whole thing. I'm the guy that'll be like, what's in your window behind you?

Speaker: Yeah, ri Rick would instigate shit if he did that. I would watch you lose your shit on camera. but My man's laughing. i've learned to like I'm beginning to learn to harness that energy. So let's say i feel that, I'm like, all right, I'm going to scope out the area.

Speaker: I'm guessing you were drawing a little bit ago? Yeah. what What were you sketching, if I can ask? I know some people that draw are a little weird about that. Johnny will share with you, man.

Speaker: He's studying to be a tattoo artist, man. He's doing the apprentice side of the paperwork stuff. I was going to say, what I have on my paper right now is not very much, but you got to keep in mind i've been working with quality and not quantity.

Speaker: I mean, that's what that's what I look for in a tattoo artist is quality over quantity any day of the week. but so Glick's already ah requested his services once he gets ready to start actually using the gun. Yeah, that's true.

Speaker: Wait a second. Tell you what I got coming up here.

Speaker: ah me cry and of finish yeah i'm sure real quick I mean, i his drawings are one thing. I'd have to see how he does inking on a cantaloupe or something.

Speaker: Yeah, I would have to do some. Because that motherfucker's got a heavy hand. Bro, I've got a tattoo from a heavy-handed artist. Get fucked on ever doing that again. fucking hurts don't it oh my god dude it was my fucking my uh my tribal here on my arm when he got up around here bro like it felt like he was standing on the chair just jackhammering my shoulder i could have fucking cried he was just beating on my arm then then you get some of those that i've seen where they're so light it's like barely the eight fucking sticks here you go rick did you see what blaze said

Speaker: I wouldn't. I mean, I might tap my sack. I might tattoo a $100 bill on my dick. Next time the girl wants to go out and blow $100, she can stay the fuck home.

Speaker: and but tree So right now, in my Japanese stuff, I am still training. I'm just still running on my name techniques. I only have practices.

Speaker: But in my other forms, I've actually excelled. Yeah. um yeah He's got some amazing shit, Rick. So I'm going to start with a piece that's actually quite special to me.

Speaker: There is a neurologist brain surgeon down here in Warsaw, and this is hanging up right in their office. Dude, that's sick, man. Hey, Blaze asked Johnny, ah hey, would you tattoo a sack?

Speaker: No, no sack. Are we talking about tattoo an image of one or tattoo on the nut sack? No, tattoo on the nut sack. um Yeah, as long as they're either going to be sedated or promised going to punch me in the face.

Speaker: Makes sense. like it's simple as that see No. Dude, I got something to show y'all. This is my really finicky work. i That would be really cool in a watercolor form.

Speaker: yeah So if you see right there, each one of those between those, I sketched out all those lines with a fine line pen and then drew in between them. Yeah, that would be cool in a watercolor form. It look a drip a drip and a drip of a dye in water.

Speaker: That would be dope as fuck. um Blaze is asking how much. oh How much? How much would you charge to do the nut sack? I can't imagine if you stretch it out there's a lot of nerve endings down there to be honest with you fuck and they said they won't punch you that's what he said you're already paying by going through that experience so I'm not going to charge you much He's right. If I got a sack tattoo, that would be intense. You're already paying to go and do that. so That would prove alone that I have giant nuts.

Speaker: ah He said he just wants an X on his sack. Oh, my fucking God. X marks the spot, baby.

Speaker: ah he needs an X on his sack and an O around his BH. Stick that toe, bitch. Oh, fucking Christ. Look, for discrepancy purposes, you can put some and like surgical towel over the area so we don't see the surrounding area, and I got you.

Speaker: No, that dong's got to be in your face the whole time. oh yeah Sorry about it. Is there going to be strong weed provided?

Speaker: I mean, maybe. You're talking about blades. I mean, maybe. I can't imagine he's going to be so dank-ass. There's some fucking skunk bud. I don't know if my terminology is right, because I ain't no shit.

Speaker: mean i You're not a Power Ranger. am. None of the Power Rangers wear glasses. You're a liar. Sometimes. Kiosk!

Speaker: He took his glasses off. He can't see shit, but he's ready to fight. Yeah, man. That's the best. You're going by instinct. ean How you doing, 9-man?

Speaker: I'm doing good. i just wanted your autograph. Aren't you the Anvil Neinhardt? Who? Me? Me?

Speaker: He's talking to me, Rick. no no so He's talking to Wally with his gray beard. He's old as fuck. da Well, you look like him in his prime. i i'll give you that.

Speaker: was not sure. He had blonde beard. And a straight fucking high and tight. like Okay, my bad. I'm sorry. It's like I saw somebody earlier post a picture of Curtis Axel.

Speaker: I saw somebody earlier post a picture Curtis Axel and said that Mr. Perfect was his dad, but they put a picture of Lex Luger up. That's not Mr. Perfect. No, or not no.

Speaker: Kurt Henning is Mr. Perfect, not Lex Luger. yeah You don't think he looks anything like the... ah i Anvil Neinhardt. What's his first name? I can see it now that you're mad. Make your beard pointy.

Speaker: make your I can see it. i could see it as I'm not trying to be an asshole. I'm just joking around. you man ass so fuck dead Call Wally out on his bullshit. No.

Speaker: It is Saturday night, so yeah i mean it's all good. You can be an asshole all you want tonight. I'm an asshole. That's a Dennis Leary song.

Speaker: Yeah. Jumping around in my 1980s Cadillac, smoking cigarettes and shooting star foam containers out the window. but Fucking love that guy.

Speaker: Exactly. Exactly. exactly That's what I'm all about. I ran out of whiskey. I was drinking a lot, but this oop that's my empty glass. What am I doing? Yeah.

Speaker: gonna get the but yeah

Speaker: yeah I was going to say, that was empty, man. Where's the whiskey that was in it? ah The bottle's also empty. i was drinking a fighting cock. Have you ever heard of fighting cock? I have, actually. yeah Really?

Speaker: What proof is it? I'm a whiskey bourbon drinking kind of guy, so yes, I have heard of it. What proof is it? Oh, I've never purchased it yet, but I've heard of it. Well, tell you. figured it's going be somewhere between 90 to I usually drink wild turkey.

Speaker: Wild turkey is my brand. because easier design yeah Wild turkey I get myself in trouble with. 101. Just like a Terminator.

Speaker: Model 9 Systems 101. You want a good bourbon? what I'll give you a suggestion on a good bourbon. oo what's up The Duke John Wayne.

Speaker: That's probably my favorite. Oh, that shit is good. It is. That's probably the best bourbon I've ever... And so my price point was always $50 or less.

Speaker: And that comes in right at the top of it at about $48. Yep. It is probably one of my yeah favorite bourbons. Can... i Can you get that in like New York State?

Speaker: Oh, yeah. Fuck yeah. Okay. ah why Are you in New York State, too? Yeah. Goddamn bunch of New Yorkers. on this New York City! Time to remove all three of you. I'm outnumbered here. Damn it. I'm not in New York anymore, Walt. Hold on.

Speaker: Yeah, you're from Canada, right? What the fuck up? I live in Georgia now. It doesn't matter. You're still a fucking Buffalo fan. No! Because we didn't draft Shador Sanders, so everybody should be a Buffalo fan. it. Again, you have five quarterbacks on your roster. Hey, remember, we said three and a half.

Speaker: we put my others and when i even Even my other bong is red and blue. Come on now. Of course, Johnny, you wouldn't have it that way. Jesus Christ, the fucking potheads are out in full force. Even my bong is red and blue. Goddamn Blaze, you might as well come up, you fucking whiny bitch. You goddamn right.

Speaker: You goddamn right. Come up here and y'all can do community bong rips together for fuck's sake. glory Yeah, Johnny, you still owe Blaze one, Bubba. I'm about to take that one now.

Speaker: Johnny Bong, I like your mustache. I used to have a mustache like yours, Johnny Bong. I'm going try and grow it again. Do it, bro. This took me a little bit. I i like this thing. i just saved and just I'm working on the beard next.

Speaker: I wish I could have just a mustache and a neck beard. yeah But instead I've got this giant fucking thing on my face. wish I could have the whole beard and without it being kind of patchy. It fucking sucks.

Speaker: You still look like Neinhardt. There you go, Rick. Request by Blaze there, bud. That's not going to happen. try your for my car That's not got hi hope got hi hope so you've got high hips So I can fuck you in the ass.

Speaker: Keep smoking because your hopes are getting higher, bud. Yeah. I'm smoking, man. You need to get them bitches up around the level of giraffe pussy before we're talking.

Speaker: I'm smoking, man. Blaze high hips. Did you ever eat a giraffe pussy? Tastes like spinach. and Can't say i've ever tried that one.

Speaker: All right, then. i rule That's a new one on me good all i thought on me. Wyatt, U.M.

Speaker: A giant thing on my face. You know what? U.M. Maybe now's the time to cast that bong rip. All right, Bubba.

Speaker: We gotta give a pause for Johnny Bong's bong rip for Blaze. Yeah, Bubba. I fucked a giraffe. I had to use stilts and a step ladder. Untrackable, you can't talk anymore because you shaved yours off, I saw. no No, Untrackable's cool, man. I like Untrackable. You cut the weight of manlyhood off his face. Yes, he did. No, he didn't.

Speaker: Bring him up here. I want to see Untrackable. He's my dude. He's my bro. He's my bro dude. Well, now he's a he-she because he's got a short, tiny beard. He-she is my dude bro dude.

Speaker: He's she. i Really, Blaze? He's not a he's she. Where is Untrackable? He's a hershey, they, them, which becomes a was, were.

Speaker: Holy cow. Bring Untrackable up here. He was up here earlier. He left. Oh, Untrackable. Come on. Come back, Untrackable. I miss you. a Untrackable. I just want to say hi to him.

Speaker: He's cool, dude. Oh, yeah. He's a hell of a dude. It threw me for a loop when he didn't have a beard, and I was like, this motherfucker fell down on his lawnmower. um Jesus Christ. i will Untrackable. I was circumcised with a chainsaw. Oh, know On your face. I didn't even see that, Bong Rip, but I knew he did it.

Speaker: Oh, yeah, he did. oh What kind of hairdo does Johnny have? That's what I'm wondering. I think it's a man bun. It looks like a pompadour, but also long. It doesn't make sense.

Speaker: No, it's a man bun, but it's a man bun. It's a pompadour. Yeah, but at least with his, he don't have to lose his man card, so we'll give him this. Johnny.

Speaker: Oh, my God, Johnny. If you shaved your beard, I would ask you to show me your tits. Dude, you nailed it. You fucking nailed it right there. See, I told you was funny.

Speaker: You nailed that shit. Show me your dits. That other panel didn't believe me. I told them I was funny. about it? You panel? at me about the flat earth.

Speaker: but so they believe that they they started yelling at me about the flat earth and I was like, Oh, you were on the wrong panel, man. I love arguing flat earth.

Speaker: I was like, come on, you're trying to troll me. and that They really believed in the flat earth. I love arguing flat earthers. um Yes. I tried to. It was just too ridiculous.

Speaker: It was too ridiculous. There was another panel. Yeah. I need to find that panel. Oh, what is it called? Oh, I could tell you, but I can't remember because it was stupid. I know. so ri You could really go stir some shit up on that panel. Dude, love stirring shit up.

Speaker: my I got a giant fucking spoon for that pot. Because i'm I'm an idiot. All I could say was like, you're you're stupid for thinking that. You're stupid. That's all I could say. i didn't know.

Speaker: It's all good, man. blus What the fuck, Blavis? I would just quote Charles Dickens and be like, around the earth and fucking whatever. Around the world round the world in days. be like Yeah, shut around in days. um We around in days.

Speaker: okay you fucking baby biggest na making to date live should i buy or i'm gonna kick you in yourus o a Hey, Wally. I got a question for Wally. What's up?

Speaker: Do you have the world record for cupboards? if No. no not wrong but Bro, I got more behind me. Look at mine. but You have a makeshift garage behind you. What are you talking about?

Speaker: I'm actually in my house, but I'm poor, so live in a trailer. Oh, I'm sorry. i mean don't judge um I was an asshole. That was an asshole. yeah I'm sorry. it It just looks like one of those tents. who It does, them doesn't it? Hold on.

Speaker: Let me see if I can pick my fucking computer up. Oh, no, it isn't actually. I'm sorry. Your roof looks weird. It's because it's actually, unlike most trailers, it's angled.

Speaker: yeah yeah It's painted white so it doesn't it give any depth to it. just it just I'm not a fan of it. I think the accent wood needs to be painted like a darker yeah darker wood color.

Speaker: It would give some depth to the ceiling. would give some to it. What were you going to say, Johnny? All I was going to say was used to it just made every escape ons you can buy all i gottanna say was like an easy sta used to be living in in ah the garage for a little bit. I was set up there.

Speaker: It doesn't look too far off from what I was. Yeah. doesn't look like a garage. Your parents made live in the garage? you see it Look.

Speaker: I'm intrigued at how this story is going to go. Tell them the story, Johnny. I did some stupid choices. Oh. You like the mustache?

Speaker: No. am a Let's just say I really went manic on some people. he didn't tell i I left home for a spell. And when I came back home, I was i was kind of transitioning back into the house.

Speaker: Well, at least you were transitioning into the house and not into something else. Yep. Because that would be awkward. dog beyond granny becomes Johnny becomes Jessica real fast. Oh, no. no.

Speaker: oh Not with that mustache. yeah listen no i Listen, I may have seen weirder in my life. Oh, yeah.

Speaker: No, I wouldn't mind. Oh, God. ah wait i don't know Like you said, if you shave that beard, show me your tits, buddy. Oh, I can do that. and Yeah, Blaze, you're right.

Speaker: Rick hears trans and gets triggered. Laugh out. Nope. I don't give a fuck about trans. I got plenty of transmission fluid. Oh, yeah.

Speaker: Runs in my truck every fucking day. I was waiting for fucking mechanic juke. Johnny, I know that I don't know you, but you look so very familiar. but that madam you youve You look so very familiar to me. Maybe you just got one of those faces.

Speaker: I might have been around the community somewhere. Here, remind me of the guy on Facebook that you see. It could be. He looks very familiar. i don't know what it is. He's got his YouTube channel and his Instagram that he's on.

Speaker: so That could be it. That could definitely be it. I go by the same name on both. If y'all see me on there, probably not it though yeah he he's been he's been christened and he's part of the the saturday night crew and with the network and stuff so he's he's part of us now i've found a community i like rocking with i hope to be part of you someday are you in the trans community oh i don't know about that

Speaker: Well, you said you're on the isn't a community. This is a bunch of fucktards with microphones and cameras. I don't even have a microphone. on not and what i use I use this one right here.

Speaker: On a gaming headset. yeah I don't even know what I'm talking into. I i've talked the fuck of the microphone. Nah, Blaze, I didn't. I promise.

Speaker: i Did Haas and Mike get with you yet? Answer you back or anything? i Good on you, Wally, for mentioning to me. Let me check with them real quick. I can't share that with you, Blaze.

Speaker: yeah go in private that's ah That's a pay-per-view, buddy. That's a pay-per-view. We're going to have to do Patreon for you, Rick, on the channel. That's a pay-per-view, boss.

Speaker: i don't know Excuse me for asking this, but Johnny, are you are you gay? You can subscribe to my OnlyFans. No, not?

Speaker: I'm not sure. okay've I've almost become a father twice. Oh, cool, cool. guys guys well one stage I don't know what that means, but almost congratulations.

Speaker: i I'm sorry. yeah The only reason I ask is because of your mustache. Do you have a fake flame in the background? right Bradley, if you have a fake candle back there?

Speaker: No, it's ah it's a tiny little bonfire I got going. and A fake one? No, it's real. I discredit that. No, it's a tiny little bonfire and it's real. i go i drink my Go over there and toast a marshmallow and prove it.

Speaker: I don't have any marshmallows. Well, then that's your failure. You're a failure at life. How dare you? You are a failure. Oh! It burned me. Do you believe me now? No, I don't believe you. oh Especially with your space nebula over your head.

Speaker: If you were in space, you couldn't breathe. you In space, no one can hear you scream. No one can. You can't breathe either.

Speaker: that's No, that's one of those Rick and Morty portals. Oh! Well, I'm Pickle Rick and I've never seen that portal. I want to see your pickle, Rick. You don't want to see my pickle, Rick.

Speaker: How big is it? It's a sweet baby gherkin. Mine's a sweet baby gherkin. If we put them together, they might make a real cock. You don't ever cross streams. That's the Ghostbusters.

Speaker: I'll cross streams with you. yeah yeah You don't ever cross streams. That's the Ghostbusters. No, it won't ruin the world. you know and Next thing you know, we have the Stay Puft Marshmallow Man running around.

Speaker: You don't want to be pissed brothers? You're losing your mind. No, we need to be pissed brothers. the boy. what oh no. He's not he's not here. It's a fake.

Speaker: Who's this guy? It's just the background. Yeah, that's not a real person. Yeah, it's just his background. He heard to tape up marshmallow, man. It was like, what? Munchies?

Speaker: Yeah. Does anyone want a sword fight with us? Oh, I'm good. Nah, I'll pass. I just brought a dagger to the sword fight. Rain trick? I You guys aren't fun.

Speaker: range i mean I'm not judging anyone. I won't call you gay or anything. let's just It's only gay if we keep our socks on. Yeah. Let's just tangle our piss together.

Speaker: And they're not wearing any socks. If we all tried together, maybe we can fill the toilet bowl. I feel like the podcast took a hard left. We'll probably bring it back a little bit.

Speaker: gayness Yeah, well, who what we'll what change the subject now. On that note, I'm going to go on to my dick. Into a toilet that we could fill the toilet. would be a world record. God.

Speaker: Do you think that there's a world record for as many men pissing into a toilet to fill it? To, like, overflow a toilet? but yeah Who knows, man, to be honest with you.

Speaker: i want I want to break that world record into how many men can piss in a toilet without overflowing it.

Speaker: Johnny likes it. Piss with me. Why don't you piss with me? That's a song I'm writing. It's called Piss With Me.

Speaker: Piss with me. but yeah yeah through so What are you working on now, Johnny? Same thing still?

Speaker: Yes, sir. How's that coming along? Get any further? Well, there's three ideas. The one I mentioned earlier something called toad holding a totem called a hoju.

Speaker: Why don't you miss with me? It's like a Japanese totem. Nice. wait Yeah, Bradley, Johnny, is a he's ah he's a tattoo artist in training, basically. He's a doing some studying and getting down the drawing aspects of a Japanese folklore.

Speaker: I want a tattoo. I want a Triforce on my hand, you know, like Zelda. Yeah, that'd be sick. That'd be sick. yeah Fucking awesome, man. cause That's where it goes. you ever play Zelda?

Speaker: That's where it goes. yeah It goes on its hand right there. Alright, I got good news and bad news. What do you want first? ah bad there is a Bad news. I only got one year left, which means I'm leaving after that.

Speaker: Alright, man. What's the good news? The good news is I'm back. You're back.

Speaker: is better never I was sitting here earlier and I had my front door open because it's nice i outside right now in Georgia at night. And the fucking mayflies are out in like full goddamn force right now. Imagine that. I keep looking. You know mayflies are like, they look like giant mosquitoes, but they're not mosquitoes.

Speaker: Right. So i'm just sitting there taking a piss. And this fucking mayfly tries to fly onto my dick. And I'm like, I'm going to piss you into the toilet. What are you doing? And I'm yelling. And my kid's like, maybe it was gay. And I'm like, I almost pissed it into the toilet. maybe you Get a super soaker. Blast that sumbitch. You're gay.

Speaker: Right into the toilet. Blast that sumbitch. Uh-oh. I got to take call. I'll be back. I hope it's not a fucking mayfly.

Speaker: mayfly. What about a drewfly? So which one's commenting from from the network?

Speaker: It's not me.

Speaker: It's in our chats. So what's new going on with you, Bradley, since the last time you were up on that I was here? Anything new and exciting for you? Oh, a bunch of stuff since I can't remember the last time. i don't know. Holy fuck. Can you hear me?

Speaker: Yeah. Hey, Blaze. What's up, brother? Holy shit. I've only been. What's up, Blaze? Finally, finally, finally. but finally Nothing for me has happened to me, just to clarify. That's me that typed that in the fucking chat. I'm sitting here like, does anybody fucking hear me?

Speaker: We don't hear you. My mic settings were fucked up. Now we can hear you. What's up, my dude? i don't know. Rick was ah ah chomping at the bit for me to come up, and I'm up.

Speaker: Rick, where are you at, buddy? Went and took a phone call from a man from a bug. Oh, who knows what? He had a phone call come in. So you doing okay, Bubba?

Speaker: Me? I'm great, man. Why are you great? What's so great? Tell me about greatness. Greatness? What is greatness is? No, why do you feel? No, no, I said that wrong. I'm sorry. Why do you feel great?

Speaker: Because I do. I just want you to elaborate. I want to know what's so what's so great. I am lying here comfortable with my in my bed with my dog, stoned as fuck, drinking some beers, so I feel fucking great.

Speaker: That is great. yeah Thank you for elaborating. i enjoy that. That is very fucking great. I love it. Good. I love it. Good.

Speaker: You know what else is great? I'm sitting here alone. My cat is somewhere. I don't know. He usually likes to call a little. Not right now. And I am also stoned and drunk. I had a couple of drinks more than usual. But I'm good. And I'm getting... Obviously hitting that ball I'm jealous because I don't know.

Speaker: I'm about to be taking ripper here soon. I'm kind of at a bong freight phase right now because all my other... I used to be into, like, silicone pipes and whatnot, but they all got dirty, and I didn't feel like cleaning them. It's a pain in the ass to pack them, and so I just, like... I'm just smoking this bong now. You know what? Oh, let me tell you about this.

Speaker: I won this bong! won it! Hell yeah. Nice. Glass is easier to the keep cleaning the silicone. What is... glassing glasst Glass is easier to keep clean. I agree. yeah Silicone stinks, doesn't it?

Speaker: Yeah, well, I mean... Silicone has its benefits, but when it comes to like longevity, just keeping it clean. Glass it isn't is Isn't it harder to clean glass? Because you can't like welcome open it up and shit.

Speaker: Look. iso salt and dawn you do that mixture you will clean that shit okay i promise i use i use this iso and salt i never put dawn in there but what's ice what's iso sorry yeah what what i saw isopropyl alcohol uh rubbing alcohol Oh, okay. yeah yeah Fuck yeah. Alright, I'm gonna do that. i get it I'll get it like a little Tupperware thing and I'll put my pipe in there with water and ISO and all leave the water out.

Speaker: No water? No. No water. I don't think I have enough ISO and Dawn. like You want that stuff as consecrated as can be. Yeah.

Speaker: You can use it. If you want like grick you weren like a great to get in there and clean it off, then put some salt in there. yes Really? I would have thought of that. oh shit oh oh sure Kosher salt, not table salt.

Speaker: Kosher salt. Table salt fucking dissolves too fucking easy. Right, that's true. What it'll do is it'll actually act as an abrasive as well.

Speaker: and actually get in there and knock around and clean all that crystal so it's pretty much like ah like i having a scrub brush kind of deal johnny johnny you and i need you a fucking stoner cast like can i or can i not get water is it okay so is i shouldn't add any water no water or a little bit of water No water. You want to rinse it out with water after it's clean. Yeah. Well, yeah, yeah, yeah.

Speaker: But how do I get so much ISO and Dawn to fill the fucking thing? How do I get so much of that? that's Pour it in there? I don't know what you mean. How do you like well get that's a lot.

Speaker: and Look, man. Not really. I also buy stock in those ingredients. so i mean, a lot is a little to me, I'll be honest. Yeah. so right yes i saw so i use i don thing they i go down all like Once you use it, you can actually like literally dump it out of your bong into a bag and use it for a couple more pieces.

Speaker: yeah I actually just went over and did that when I was over there earlier. That's exactly what I was doing. yep that's exactly what i was doing I was wondering when when I've been up on your podcast when you were cleaning and shit, what you were doing.

Speaker: Look how clean it got mine. A pretty bong. A clean bong is a happy bong. No. things's don't work My bong is super dirty. I sucked a lot of ash into this, and I think that makes it better. Actually, that's noted that's that's not really a dirty bong. This one, I Well, ah yeah no I'm talking about his. Like, that's not a dirty bong. That's like not that bad.

Speaker: Well, I haven't used it that much. I just started using it, but I sucked a lot of ash and stuff in there. I thought it may thought would make it better. It just kind of happens. You sort of sound like a poser. Can I get a... Oh, come on. Don't be mean. Can I get some receipts on this guy? I'm curious.

Speaker: What? Me? Now you're trolling me? me No, actually, I'm questioning are you trolling me? you By how?

Speaker: How?

Speaker: i just i so I sucked a lot of ash into this bong. and yeah so Yeah, that's kind of what happens when I know it might not actually be different. but save it alone That same it alone is suspect.

Speaker: I don't know, but it happens to them. Okay, and hang on, hang on, hang on. Stop being mean. I'm just saying, like, I feel like the ash in the water, like, it's kind of like, if not like spiritual kind of, I don't know. I'm i'm not saying this right. I'm kind of fucked up.

Speaker: Okay. It's like, ah not maybe not maybe not technically, but I feel like it's, you know... It's adding to the water in sort of like ah special way. like It adds to the water as in like you throw pebble into the fucking pond, I guess. but he me He's going to be mean to me. I'm not being mean. I'm just like, what are you talking about?

Speaker: I don't know what you're talking about. He's just trying to figure it out. The ashes in the water. No, I know what you're trying to say and I'll put it to you straight, bro. He gets it. If you do that with ashes, it'll be literally like the amount of a particle, one tiny fucking particle inside of a wide that you want to be. I get that.

Speaker: I get that. it's But it's more like symbolic. Okay? Do you understand that a little bit? Symbolicism? like oh well now now that you Now that you explain that it was symbolic, okay, now now now I get it.

Speaker: but could have some I didn't know you were being metaphorical. you You understand like wrestling, people that like wrestling and people, oh, that's fake. I watched wrestling when I was a kid. I grew up But yeah, yeah. You understand that people call that fake and oh, if you watch wrestling, that's bullshit and it's fake.

Speaker: That's what I'm thinking about. Like the ash in the water. It's, you know, i believe it to be something, but you might think it's fake. That's what I'm saying.

Speaker: I believe it to i believe it to be something. Well, being honest with you, Bradley, what what it was, was Blaze was just trying to understand you were explain.

Speaker: but I'm sorry if I'm being stupid, but just... No, no, no, you're not being stupid. You're not being stupid. I just... I didn't know where you were coming from. No, I'm just saying that I feel like, you know, hear you young people there's like fucking there's like fucking four bones.

Speaker: No, no, no. Hold on, hold on. As a stoner, in the stoner culture world, I get a lot of this. I'm not this stoner that thinks existential or ex-hysterical or I don't think of weed or anything outside the realm of reality. i don't know how to put it, but like i just i'm i'm and I'm a grounded stoner. Okay.

Speaker: So and I smoked a lot of bowls. you know I smoked a lot in this. So there's like three or four bowls that I sucked. i so I cleared it up by sucking it through there so that ashes in this water.

Speaker: and Yeah, get that. I feel that that is symbolic to me. why right if you're not that i'm not saying I'm not saying it is or isn't. I'm asking why is it symbolic?

Speaker: What gives you, what makes it makes you feel that way? Because they're all a bowl that I've smoked and they've made me feel a special way. Every bowl that you smoked. I can understand.

Speaker: yeah and phil when you um that gas's in the water same way Do you that same way with every full of serreial review eight No, because I've kept this water. I've kept this water and has the ash of all the bones.

Speaker: Here's the thing. you smoke and water i've I've been smoking weed every day. Hold up, hold up. you know I've been smoking weed for less but every day for the last fucking almost decade.

Speaker: And you're like, this water is special because I've smoked weed out of every day. and Come on. Not every day. I mean um i feel what you're calling you me. I think I have kept this a week.

Speaker: Almost a week. But it's symbolic to me. If it's symbolic to you, I agree. I just don't see what's symbolic about it. The ash. Ashes to ashes.

Speaker: Dust to dust. If it wasn't for peckers or but For women, our pecs are rust, right? I suck the ash. When I finish a bowl that I smoked with this, I suck it through, and it's in the water.

Speaker: And it's always there. I know. That's where the ash goes. That's why there's a vong. So you don't suck the ash. that's that's That's the function. So then when I smoke another bowl. No, no, no and i function That's the function of a water pipe.

Speaker: Good for you. You figured that out. yes So when I smoke another bowl. No, that's the function. You're adding the spiritual. What do you mean? When I smoke another bowl, this bowl that i'm that I'm hitting, and I hit that smoke, that smoke goes into that water.

Speaker: The smoke goes into that water. And it touches all the particles of all the other bacteria. It's going to breed bacteria, brother. I don't understand what you're saying.

Speaker: okay goes It goes through the water and the water that has all the other bowl particles that I've smoked. It's symbolic. Symbolic of what?

Speaker: Dirty water? All the other bowls that I've smoked that made me feel good.

Speaker: two But it's a bacteria breeding ground. But I don't keep the crop. I'm not drink i don't and not was drinking it. I don't sit there and keep all the crop. The smoke goes eat you and looked at oh while i ate more corn i don't so through it. I other bong.

Speaker: i know how a bong works who so it touches and yet touches all the author I can't explain. I'm not going to keep repeating myself. You just don't get it and you don't I do get it.

Speaker: It doesn't make any sense. People that are listening to this, I'm pretty sure that they get what I'm saying. They don't want me to repeat myself anymore. but I agree with them.

Speaker: i Like, bro, the smoke touches on the water in the bottle. The smoke the water, which has all the other bowl packings from the ash inside the water.

Speaker: and it also makes you sick. ah It could make me sick. I don't give a fuck. It's symbolic. nothing about It's symbolic.

Speaker: Oh, Johnny knows where I'm at right this point. That's what I was saying just a little bit ago. Johnny's like, I'm not on my deathbed because I smoke bad tongs.

Speaker: yeah i ah Look, I'll put it on the street. and no they No, this is me being serious with y'all. I smoke pipe tobacco.

Speaker: Sorry, Wally. You're good, man. You smoking pipe tobacco is still more safe than him. He's touching the water with the smoke.

Speaker: Look, I smoked pipe tobacco out of my bong for 10 years. Yeah. i remember I know what a dirty bong i know what now you both And I am in as good a health now as I am because I've changed that water.

Speaker: Right. That's what I'm saying. Because clean water is good water. you know what That's what I'm saying, Johnny. You and I are on the same wavelength. Bradley's over here like, dude, if I use the same water that my weed used the last time I was alive, I might re-erect as a dinosaur. I don't know, man.

Speaker: I could be a highway man again. You know what I mean? Or just a little travel train. No, yeah yeah, you're not, Blaze, honestly.

Speaker: I like I don't know. Do you think dinosaurs Hey so the humans evolved With the endocannabinoid system you think dinosaurs did too I don't know what that is.

Speaker: Is that a trick question, Blaze? no in all right the enddo Hold on. The endocannabinoid system is what's in the human body. That's the system those that that that that that combines with the cannabinoids when we smoke weed and stuff.

Speaker: Am I talking to soldiers that don't know what this is? Oh my God, what is happening right now? no and don't know. his um historian I might understand, but Yeah, Johnny's on the same page with you, Blaze. um here the well You don't know what an endocannabinoid system is?

Speaker: I know what cannabinoids, but i don't know what endocannabinoids is. No, no, no. Endocannabinoid system. I have an endocannabinoid system. No, like,

Speaker: no It refers to endo meaning multiple so that... and what um you No, endo doesn't mean multiple. I'm sorry. i'm sorry Dude, I'm saying with this term, that's what it refers to. Yes. ah So with this term, that refers to that, meaning the multiple plethora of cannabinoids is being absorbed.

Speaker: Since when does endo refer to multiple? In this term, in this word, literally terms the encompassing of all those cannabinoids.

Speaker: if i am if If I could give a high five and a hug to anybody right now, it'd be Johnny Boggs. How is it that I've had brain surgeries and I'm explaining this?

Speaker: and No, no, you're not wrong. Like the human body has what's known as the endocannabinoid system. And it's a system that that incorporates and that combines with the cannabinoids when we smoke or ingest weed.

Speaker: Like the CBD, the CBG, the CBN, THC, all them. Due to that. right So that the reason... hiring all like like like Like Bradley, when you ingest that weed, our body absorbs that.

Speaker: like We're a fucking chemistry lab. There's all these chemicals in that plant that you're ingesting right now. and I love that plant because motherfucking day.

Speaker: I smoke it. I eat it. I vape it. but Our body has... has evolved over the millennia to live with that plant and we we have we have systems within our body that incorporates those cannabinoids that's all Johnny and I are saying well and that there's a system of symbiosis with it what comes in the soil goes into the plants does go into us to an extent though to an extent we might be getting the bad remnants and nutrition from those things from smoking it yes yep

Speaker: Yeah, exactly. yeah and not And honestly, and might I interject too, also since we're talking kind of medical side, that is why it's also known that yeah that I've read up on That's why actually pot is one of the number one reasons why it can stop actually the cancer cells or destroy them is from the plant, from smoking weed.

Speaker: So it's good for you? It stops cancer? It doesn't stop cancer. but It doesn't stop it. It'll slow it down. we shouldn The average cancer patient will slow cancer down and it also develops... Eyes blazing.

Speaker: yeah Eyes blazing will never say we cures cancer. Does it help with the treatment? Of course. Does it help does it help with treatment? Yes. brother so i I have heard. I have heard.

Speaker: I have heard people saying that weed cures cancer and they need to be first in the face. No, it just slows it down. No, no, no, no, no. It doesn't slow it down. It's a treatment. It helps. Can I give you all a personal experience on that?

Speaker: Gotcha, Blaise. What's up, Johnny? um so how do i say this uh the cyst thing that i have it's not too far off it's it's not the same thing but it's like a cousin of it's really not too far off now your mustache what's up geez the system my brain stem dude oh i'm sorry i thought were talking about mustache no it's just my brain stem uh it's the size it was growing rapidly it was from the size of a pea to the size of a walnut to the size of an orange

Speaker: I started using cannabis and that size stopped growing. It stopped growing. So did your mustache. Oh my God. Sorry. I'm being an asshole. I'm sorry. Whereas I do have brain damage, man. My patients for things like that is very careful.

Speaker: i asked what are you doing You guys are both in New York State, so you guys can have a celebrity death match. I'm sorry. i know what i' mentioned i'm a shock jock. It's all good, Johnny. I'm just making jokes. I'm sorry.

Speaker: use valuable energy. Hey, Bradley, there's a difference between shock jock and an edge lord. I don't want to waste that energy. well I understand. I'm probably just an asshole. i'm probably just know my My brother-in-law My brother-in-law has muscular dystrophy.

Speaker: And anybody who knows anything about it knows it's terminal. It will kill him. He will die from it. They gave him marijuana for his chronic pain and to help keep his appetite up.

Speaker: Because one of the things with muscular dystrophy is your body doesn't quite break down food the way it should. So he seldom has an appetite. And so he eats gum but because New York state is fucking weird and he's never been a smoker.

Speaker: He eats gummies daily and that allows him to develop an appetite and yeah like that it helps the chronic pain and everything like that allows him to move his. So his hands are stuck like this basically.

Speaker: Like, they're just stuck. dan Oh, so he's big and strong? No, that's my arm, you dumb motherfucker. my bad. But I can't put it down by my dick because you can't see that, dummy.

Speaker: See, how again, I'm being an asshole. I'm just joking. I an asshole. I applaud you. I don't know if I'm laughing at Rick or with Bradley. I don't know. He he can't even drink a bottle of water like that.

Speaker: For him to hold a bottle of the water, for him to drink from it, it's like this, right? His hands are like this. you And he has to tilt his head and bring his whole body up to drink it.

Speaker: So he can't open anything. He can't do much with his hands. But when he smokes, he gains movement in these three fingers because it doesn't hurt as bad. This is... when he eats a gummy, I should say.

Speaker: oh okay. Yeah, buddy. Yeah. about it yeah buddy You have like i long alien fingers like in my face. Gummies have a lot of sugar in them. They're right in my fucking Kool-Aid.

Speaker: ah Johnny, after we get off of here in about a half hour, going to do a live stream later? Yeah, I plan on right I didn't know Johnny did a live stream. Did you just get shorter? did. Who?

Speaker: Johnny, he just, like, shrank on his camera screen. It was fucking wild. Just finished the show, packing up the sound. Fuck egie but no oy's yeah, G. No.

Speaker: Johnny, what the hell you holding there? Is that a didgeridoo? Eww, eww, eww, eww,

Speaker: That's probably the best impersonation of a teacher I've heard. Thank It's my superhuman power. i'm the human Aside from sucking dick, that's what you're good at?

Speaker: Yeah. you're good mean This is how I suck a dick. It's all a mouth thing for him. Everything is a mouth yeah. It's a vibration that gets it done quicker. even to be question i i mean I'm not even fucking shitting you. That wouldn't really feel good.

Speaker: I mean, joke around is funny. It's a joke around, but don't worry. You don't think that would feel good if somebody sucked you down? I think Bradley's a poser stoner.

Speaker: yeah Oh, come on. poser stoner? Bro, you just got called out by the King of Pod. You're still going for real. What do you mean? Yeah, but you said that you, like... This is just a tobacco.

Speaker: This is just tobacco. I believe it's just tobacco. that takes Tobacco. tomaco Nice, Johnny. Hell yeah.

Speaker: He's smoking crack. That looks like a crack rock. Can you smoke crack crack. Do people smoke crack out of a bong?

Speaker: Oh, my God. See why they couldn't. No, no, I don't. I've never seen it. know. I don't know mean i guess i couldn wait i guess technically maybe you could, but it would be wrong. don't know what that shit was, though.

Speaker: If you could afford strength, you can't afford it. No, actually, no. but You wouldn't be able to smoke crack out of a bong because the way the chemistry is, it wouldn't get too low. If the water would dilute it down, you wouldn't get any smoke, right? Oh, shit.

Speaker: Hold on. I'm trying to figure out this out. I'm way out of the pot game. What the fuck is that white stuff? I just wasted this crack. What was that, Johnny?

Speaker: It's dead. It's what? Dead? my dad Oh. It's fucking dead. I've been out of drug game long enough. That's not just dabs.

Speaker: That's not just dabs. That's fucking crystals. That's fucking some THCA crystals. Am I wrong? Am I wrong? or No, THCA. No, those crystals from... This is like this is like the dabble version of Dish to it pretty much.

Speaker: yeah i don't know what the fuck any of that means, so I guess I'm out of this conversation. cannabis i do The cannabis industry is a plethora of information. it's through Yeah, and I can't do any of it, so it's pointless for me to even know about it.

Speaker: I have a plethora of FTVs. It's never pointless to know anything about anything, Rick. buteur yeah Shut up, Blaze. No, I'm serious. like I didn't do Weaver. You knew what I meant, you fucking twat.

Speaker: um a no but As long as I hold a commercial license, I can't smoke pot. Doesn't matter. I can't do anything to do with THC. Actually, the more you know about it, the more you get away with it. No, I can't.

Speaker: Isn't it legal? What if it's legal? Even if it becomes federally legal. Not federally, because he's DOT. You on your time?

Speaker: no I can't even do CBD oil under my tongue or anything. yeah because you know like When it comes to light federal DOT, cannabinoids, when they fucking metabolize in your system, that's what they're fucking testing for. so They go.

Speaker: I've been working for my job, which I can't talk about. Hold on, Bradley. If they wanted to fucking fire me for doing what I want to do, then fucking go right ahead. Because there ain't way I can do it. Fuck you.

Speaker: Fuck the law. What do you got, Johnny? Here's the thing. It might always be a nightmare for you, sir, because they're planning on leaving it up to the States. Yeah, it's never going to work for me. So it might not ever get federalized. but Even if it did, it still wouldn't work for me.

Speaker: Rick, you can't say it never will. You can't say it never will. They say any way you suck simply, they say it alters the mind. day i don't know who they are. First of all, not when you're on your job, but if you're off your job. Hold on, hold on.

Speaker: Whoever quote unquote they is, there's probably the same they's in the fucking 80s that said weed was never going legal anywhere. So I don't give a shit about weed. They're probably the same ones that were pushing the high fructose bullshit they found out was bad for you. Probably, but my point being is, like, you can't sit there and say now. You can't sit there and and prescribe The future to which you know now. I will confidently say as a commercial license holder, because they say you they, meaning the specialist, the analyst, the professionals, the scientists say that marijuana alters the mind.

Speaker: You cannot operate a heavy equipment or vehicle that When you are high or under the influence, meaning they don't know how long it's going to take for it to leave your system. Hold on. You think that's what's legally concerned? That's not what scientists say. Wow. that's Do you think that's what scientists say?

Speaker: Well, that's not what they can prove. They can only prove that you know that's not even what they say. I know that they can write it in your hair. understand what he's saying.

Speaker: That is the dumbest thing I've heard out of your mouth tonight. I'm just telling you as a commercial license holder, can't smoke pot, okay? but who ah Anyway, you cut it. i hold it Give me the floor for a sec.

Speaker: I didn't take it away. Does science say that weed gets you high? Yes, but it's not scientists that say you can't drive something, blah, blah, blah.

Speaker: That's the government regulations saying that. It's not scientists saying It's like two different things. Scientists say that it lasts in your system. they can't and you've done it They can't prove that you were highly. Science says it lasts in your system, but it's the government that takes that data, fucks it up, and goes, well, we're just going to fucking accuse you of fucking blah, blah, blah.

Speaker: I'm sorry, David. and you Here's the biggest question. The biggest question is here. Greg, stop. Come on, man. you youre doing want Maybe you shouldn't say anything about this, but here's the biggest question. If you're really worried, the biggest question, this will prove anything.

Speaker: Have you ever been drug tested in your job? oh well i was yeah in multiple fucking times. holy before here was yeah the first year I was there, In the the monthly 12 drunk in the first year that i was there i magically qualified for eight of the monthly twelve drunk yeah like i'm not bigger that My boss literally said Bro you literally come across as a pothead I'm like ah Not really but okay your beer not like I'm not telling Rick that he's wrong about drug tests being done I'm just saying that We as a society Needs to stop accepting it As something we should have to do

Speaker: like These employers i love these whole i like know them these employers these employs only have as much power as we let them. I'm a big advocate for weed, but I don't think 18-wheeler drivers should be smoking weed and driving. i really ah other they not go Why? not saying I'm not saying they should fucking smoke weed and drive.

Speaker: that um but i'm saying but you can't i say that i think you should be beyond this i'm not saying that I'm not saying that. I'm just saying that we should allow people.

Speaker: I'm saying we should allow people have the opportunity to be free. We shouldn't just go out and say they're guilty of something before they do anything. The shitty thing about it is that it's different than than than drinking.

Speaker: Because you can't prove that on the It is different than drinking. It's actually better than drinking. there's less he yes Yes, you're right. But that's not what I'm saying. You're not understanding me. You're not making a better argument. All they can do is test him for weed. And if he tests positive within the month. Oh my God. I understand what it is.

Speaker: Bradley, I understand what the is. for understand what i understand the laws that we are living under. I'm just saying they're wrong. Yes, yeah, yeah, yeah, sure. Okay, okay, all right. I don't want to argue.

Speaker: I'm not going to argue with you what is. and My point is I'm not going to argue with you. This is my saying. Do you agree with this? The laws are fucked up because they need to have better technology. Did I just not say the laws are fucked up? Are you interrupting me?

Speaker: I know. because Because you're not hearing me. You're not hearing I literally just said that. You're not hearing me. You're ignoring what I'm saying. No, no, no, no, no.

Speaker: You're ignoring what I'm saying and then asking me to hear what you're saying. Well, now you're making it even longer. I'm just trying to clarify. You could have just let me in. You could have just let me Or you could have just listened to me I haven't listened to you, but I guess maybe I'm retarded. What it boils down to is... You are, because you asked me a question that I already gave you an answer to. All right, fine, fine, fine. What it boils down to is, as a federal...

Speaker: license holder i cannot smoke marijuana i'm not arguing against what is i'm saying i'm saying read don yeah i ah what i'm argu it brief yeah hearing i'm saying i'm not talking to you i'm saying i'm saying We're all a bunch of bitches because we accept it. I'm good. I'm glad you are. Man, we would have so much fun hanging out, butt but fuck.

Speaker: What i'm saying is even if they federally legalized it, I still wouldn't do it because on a state level, it would not work for me.

Speaker: doesn't make any sense. doesn't make any sense. doesn't make sense.

Speaker: they can What if they could? What if they protected that technology? That would be another story. Do I think I'll see that in my lifetime? I highly doubt it. That's what to about. You're saying you don't understand how laws work. Can I finish for a second?

Speaker: But you're saying you don't understand a laws work. You're saying if it's federally legal, you have to worry about the state. But it's federally legal, by By definition, you don't have to worry about the state, is what I'm saying.

Speaker: he has to worry about his job. But his job is federally regulated, not state regulated. No, my wife is... Hold on. Department of department and transportation is federal federally regulated including the state If the federal said weed was legal, then the state didn't say shit to you.

Speaker: if the federal if the federal said weed was legal then the state didn send shit to you that's The problem is the cops that pull me over are not federal employees. They're state employees. They're saying that if it was federally legal, that you couldn't do it because the state says no.

Speaker: That's not how work with you, is what I'm telling you. Thank you. I understand that. what What I was going to say was, even if they federally legalized it, the insurance companies for jobs would not allow you to be deemed under the influence of anything while driving.

Speaker: It's the reason we cannot even consume alcohol until the technology has changed to determine when they're high and when they're not.

Speaker: Okay, fair enough. So now when it comes to the insurance companies, you're talking about private companies. That is a private sector. Yeah, this has happened when it comes to private car insurance, when it comes to states that are legal.

Speaker: As i'm i'm I'm a legal driver in the state of Oregon.

Speaker: You guys let me finish speaking. This is a long time. I'm trying to make it. If I get pulled over in the state of Oregon and you're speeding for not being... I don't know who has sound in the background. Can you please turn it off?

Speaker: I'm going to pee myself because I have to go pee, but it's not... That's fine. If somebody has sound in the background and it kills it kills the audio, can you please turn it off?

Speaker: you It's Johnny. It's not me. It's not me. It's Rick. um I can't hear you, Rick. You got a lot of background noise.

Speaker: I muted myself. Okay, Waller. okay There's background noise coming from somewhere. um See, watch.

Speaker: I don't hear any background noise now.

Speaker: I was going to say I might be talking a lot and do a public marriage. It was Johnny. It's gone now. Okay, anyway. um So, yes, insurance companies by federal law, they go by what what is now. However, if you're in a state where weed is legal and you get pulled over for a speeding ticket and you weren't smoking, it's not a DUI or blah, blah, blah.

Speaker: But let's say you are a quote-unquote stoner in a legal state. They can't get you for smoking weed because it's legal. but Insurance companies can't penalize you for that. So if it were to go legal federally,

Speaker: insurance companies even even truck drivers they can't penalize you for having it in your system can they penalize you for being high while driving absolutely yes but having in your system absolutely not so if it were to go federally legal you could smoke it on your day off man well The plus side for me is don't like the feeling I get when I'm high, so I don't have to worry about it. Well, this isn't about what Rick's personal feelings is. This isn't about what the law is, right? The whole conversation started with what Rick can and can't do.

Speaker: so Yeah, legally, legally. we We're talking about legally. Correct, correct. Not about what what Rick's feelings are. We're talking about legally. And phrase it wrong. If the state legalizes it, I still can't smoke because federally. See, right now, Rick, honestly, doesn't matter where it's legal. Rick doesn't like it, so Rick's not going to do it.

Speaker: Well, I can't I've eaten it, but I didn't mind it. Stop moving the goalposts, dude. Pick a principle and stick with it, man.

Speaker: i just like i like I don't like smoking it. I feel it makes me wheeze. Now I've consumed it in brownie food. You smoke anything that makes wheeze. If you have it with consumables, I can hear more.

Speaker: All the edibles you can get for weight is full of sugar. I don't like that because I'm trying to watch my weight. Rick's just trying to like excuse the fact that the law is the way it is. Just watch it now. 15 minutes.

Speaker: Rick's like, i don't know what the law is. I'm trying just lie in. it did dode They make the fucking rules however they want to make it. worrying with happening yeah don' i live my life i I live my life in the situation where I don't need somebody to say I need to be governed.

Speaker: You live your life in fear. well No, I don't know. no in fear of my dick. Rick does. Rick lives his life in fear. There you go. That's fear. That's living in fear.

Speaker: That's a legit fear because of the heathens that have. Is it legit fear? hehen or The semen demons require money. Or is it manufactured consent? Is it manufactured consent or is it legit fear? Did you just say semen demons? did Yeah, my children. My semen demons.

Speaker: That's an awesome phrase. I love that phrase, semen de yeah no i understand demons. No, it requires I pay X amount of dollars a month or they will put me in jail. Oh, no.

Speaker: Yes. My semen demons are just because I want to masturbate a lot. Those are called shower babies. Oh, shit. They're called shower babies.

Speaker: So I learned something on Thursday. i learned with a random fact that a friend of mine sends me every day on Snapchat. On Thursday, learned the average male masturbates 2,000 times in his lifetime.

Speaker: I've also learned I'm an overachiever. I've learned Rick gets... I've learned Rick gets aughts from aughts. I've learned that Rick gets aughts from aughts. Philosophically, you guys would understand that.

Speaker: what why i've learned that rick gets aunts from is it

Speaker: philosophically you guys would understand That's not good thing. That was an insult. I've had too much to drink for that statement. Fuck yeah. It pretty much snubbed you the face, Rick.

Speaker: Getting an aught from an is is is not a is actually not thing. If I were to call somebody... So compliment you and you insult me. Go fuck yourself, please. That was an occult and an insult. It was. Whatever, dude. I'll live my life my way. You live yours, yours.

Speaker: How many times a day do you masturbate, Ed? Is it your name, Ed? Can I I left the... That's B. you know that is a B. Bro, you need to new glasses. We'll just call him Rick. Just call him Rick.

Speaker: You simply call me Rick. Rick, how many times a day do you masturbate? What? It's not a daily thing for me. Although I am an overachiever at the 2,000 in a lifetime, I bet. It better be a daily thing if you think you're an overachiever.

Speaker: How many times a day do you masturbate? Okay, how many times a week do you masturbate? yeah Depends on how often your girlfriend sends me a picture.

Speaker: for he's oh leggo He's conservative, so these kind of questions kind of make him like weird out. No, they don't make me weird out at all. I'll tell you straight up. It'd get weird if you'd give a fucking straight up answer.

Speaker: Ask me how many times I did that I masturbate. But on a legit level, who cares? im thatate i'm asking I That's why I'm asking. I'm asking. I'm masturbating five times a week. I'll go three to four.

Speaker: Well, because the only reason I'm asking because you made that joke about, you know, you're an overachiever. So, yeah, really? Is that really three to four? Probably. Doesn't that hurt? No.

Speaker: Okay. Wow. it's No, it's fun. I'd like to, yeah, yeah. I mean, I like ah like like i go two, and people would say that's a lot.

Speaker: I'm wearing a band-aid for all the calluses I have. I love Bradley. Bradley's cool. Bradley can come up here anytime. Oh, yeah. I mean, people would say that I do it a lot. People would say, oh, no. i That's a conservative number, because some leaks in a little more, too. I love how.

Speaker: Anybody that can make anybody in an awkward position, I love. but but Oh, yeah. That's Saturday nights for you, right, Blaze? I'm always in an awkward position. i love awkward positions. Feet over my fucking shoulders. Wow. So that just happened.

Speaker: and Oh, Bradley, you want to do some one-for-one voyeurism, buddy? ah Fuck yeah, I do. learning need to come. Let's do this. Alright kids I finished my last beer nailed it What? It made me uncomfortable I'm leaving? No, it's quarter after one in the morning And I've been up since fucking 830 And you've got a show to do tomorrow Yeah, and I've got show to do at one o'clock

Speaker: isnt It is a quarter after one. It's my bedtime, homie. I'm almost Blaze's age at this point. well I got one question for you, Rick. I got one question for you.

Speaker: Now, I understand after circumcision, the fuck like your dick gets two-toned. How far down the shaft does it get dual-toned for don't have that far Probably about an inch.

Speaker: ah Fair enough. Probably about an inch. think You just like totally just redeemed yourself. but Which is which is what you saying a lot when you've only got three to work with. So it's like almost even split.

Speaker: Fair enough, man. His dick looks like a candy corn. looks like candy cane. Candy cane. It's two colors all the way down. It's twisted. Nice. If I give it a twist sometimes, yeah.

Speaker: Sometimes things gotta to get a little rough, you know? Let's do the twist. hang out your We'll catch you tomorrow. Have a good night. See you, guys. to your brother Just to break down for everybody, we got about eight about seven minutes left before we we're gonna cut the show out tonight.

Speaker: Oh, shit. I'm not ready. oh I know I came in late tonight and everything else. I just want to give a shout out for everybody in the chat and you guys all coming up tonight and everything else for our Saturday.

Speaker: It's been pretty fun. So I wish I was up a little sooner than normal, but it is what it is. And like I said, Bradley, Johnny, of course, thank you guys for coming up again and everything else, man. I mean, it's been a good time tonight for, like I said, a little bit of time.

Speaker: Oh, man, you bring you you bring the edge and bring something different when you come up so come up on here with us on Saturdays, man. Not exactly what I was looking for, but yeah, it works. Thanks. Bradley, want to see you up on trivia night one night.

Speaker: Oh, yes, you'll see how fucking stupid I am. Cool. like Actually, we might see how stupid everybody else is, too. Especially coming up next month.

Speaker: but and If you have your animal questions, then I might be smart. Actually, next next week, next month is military movies. Check this out. No, check this out. What is an antelope?

Speaker: An animal? Oh, okay. I didn't know. Oh, ah shit, man. but But, yeah. A lyric of a song where the antelope was.

Speaker: I thought we were doing Jeopardy, and I got, you know. But yeah, Bradley, what Blazes talk about once a month on Friday nights there at the end of the last Friday of the month, he does a trivia night and stuff. And it's pretty cool, man. You'll have to check it out. It's at 810 on Friday nights on here.

Speaker: um They just had one. And yes, like, share, and subscribe, everybody. But yeah, this past Friday, they had one. It was it was awesome because they did the... Did about the comic books and shit and everything else. It was a good time. Unfortunately, I didn't get a chance to jump in on the trivia, but from what I was watching and stuff, everybody had a blast.

Speaker: Oh, wait a minute. Hang on, you guys. Oh, sorry. ah The lifeguard is waving me through. It's my turn on the water slide, so I have to say bye, everyone. you, man.

Speaker: oh he's a trip, man. He's something else. Hell yeah. ah hell yeah. I'm not mad at that. I'm not mad at that at all. Because I was thinking the same shit. I was like, how do I get out of here?

Speaker: ah lot plays we'll catch We'll catch you later on, big dog. I'll shut the show down tonight and everything else, man. so No, I didn't mean it like that. yeah i know

Speaker: I'll tell you what, Bradley's definitely a different cup of tea, but he brings he brings us brings some pretty cool shit on it on when he comes on, man. I mean, it is what it is.

Speaker: yeah where he's been up He's been up here a few times. i like Yes, he has. I like the Busted Chops, though. Oh, dude, you get him every time he fucking comes up on here. Since I've been part of the network, dude, every time he comes up on Saturday, you you've always got something to get him on.

Speaker: It never fails. I'll bust balls, but I always do it in fun. I mean, oh yeah oh i always I only bust balls because I expect the person to return the ball busting.

Speaker: Right. Just like Johnny, if I were to pass you the bong, you would pass it back. Yes. Exactly. That's all I'm saying.

Speaker: Yep. And I mean, it's great and everything else. That and I i help bob ah hope Glick's doing okay because like I said earlier, i I left my phone at work on my fucking charger under my computer, so I can't have a way to check on them and everything, so I just didn't know.

Speaker: but but but But yeah, I think I'm going with three minutes left, man, I'm going I'm going close out the night and everything else. If that's cool with you, Blaze, and we'll get about our way and enjoy the rest of our early morning, Saturday night kind of deal, early Sunday.

Speaker: So. Dude, it you are you got this, bro. Thank you guys all once again for tuning in tonight, uh, for the nonsensicals nonsense, uh,

Speaker: Check us out in the bio links down below and everything. We got shows ah seven days a week. There's eight different shows that we go live with and everything else. Sunday night, we will have Sunday afternoon at 1 o'clock, we will have Unnecessary Roughness, talking all sports with Rick Glick and Derek, which is a former guest of Glick's House of Music.

Speaker: Then Monday night, you have your boy Wally here hosting ah Speedway Stories. I got a special guest again, ah returning, my buddy Dustin Henning. We're going talk about the upcoming drag racing season.

Speaker: um Shit, I can't remember the guest Glick's got Tuesday night. But Tuesday night is Glick's House of Music. Tune in. He's got local bands and stuff coming on. He's got a guest this Tuesday.

Speaker: They're kind of a country rock band. You guys tune in then. Wednesday night is What the Fuck News. um This Wednesday, me and Glick are going to be hosting...

Speaker: Hosting What the Fuck News, the things that make you go, what the fuck in the news? And then we're back here back here with me Thursday night with my cold-blooded conversations. We're going to talk dragons, dinosaurs, and reptiles. It's my reptile show. And Friday nights is Blaze and Michael with Nonsense and Chill.

Speaker: Come out to to talk movies. Usually do some movie clips or movies and stuff. Check them out and everything else. It's at 810 on Friday nights. And this next Saturday, we actually will have Cash's Corner with Daddy Glick and his son Cash talking some WWE w wrestling and recapping WrestleMania everything that's going on in WWE wrestling.

Speaker: And then, of course, back Saturday night right here with your nonsense, nonsensical nonsense, where we got an open panel challenge. Come out, hang out with us, shoot your shit, have a great time.

Speaker: All we ask you is, Keep your private parts to yourself and just have a blast. and That's it for tonight, guys. Thanks for everybody in the chats. Blaze, I'm glad you came up to hang out with us tonight, man, when I come on and everything else.

Speaker: Johnny, boy once again, Big Dog. Have a blast. Thank you for your private parts, guys. I'm sorry I couldn't let that go. You're good, man.

Speaker: Everybody, um have a good night. We'll catch you on the next one. See ya. Yeah.

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