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Movie Night with Michael & Friends
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Michael & some of his friends are gonna be chopping it up about the films of director John Carpenter since it is Halloween month & all! Please tune in & I can't wait to see you later!
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Introduction and Theme
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Yeah.
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Oh
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What's up, y'all? It's Friday night. It means I'm here to talk movies with you.
Meet the Panel
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Normally, I'd be here with another fellow, but for reasons entirely his own, which I'm not going to address, not my story to tell, he's not going to be here.
00:03:21
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I don't know how long that's going last. um I wish him the best of luck in all he decides to pursue. There's no hard feelings there at all, but um yeah, it's Michael's movie night.
00:03:32
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I'm to talk some movie shit with my friends. That's it. If you're in the comments error section and you think you know what's going on, please keep it to yourself. I want to respect the man's privacy.
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That's my friend Ryan from Eargasm Comedy. What is dog? Brittany, maybe we'll see her tonight. She said, hey, let's go. Big J, that's my boy Bulldog. Says, good luck and have fun.
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What do I need luck for? just going to be good. Just driving by to hit the like. Have a good stream. Jedi, likely you'll be seeing me later, baby.
Discussing John Carpenter's Films
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With that being said, we're going to do a panel discussion tonight, gang.
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We're going to talk about John Carpenter movies. I love John Carpenter, the director. I love most of his movies. That being said, please ask questions, make your comments right there. I'll throw them up for you. Let's bring up my first panel member tonight, member of the Nonsensical Network, Brittany Bitsch. How's it going?
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One my best friends. Motherfucker I've known. One of the longest friends I've ever had. He's the man. He's the myth. He ain't no fucking legend. The Jeeves in town tonight. Yes.
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And least. It's Marco.
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What's up, brother? What up? So, um yeah, let's talk about John Carpenter movies. I'm going to bring up the list. Yeah, Bulldog, thanks for hanging out, brother. I hope you watch.
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got something ask to do that. um These are tonight's panel members. We got Brittany. We got Chief. We got Marco. They'll be back again some other time. I'm going try to mix it up a little bit and avoid a co-host for a while. I think I've got a really good plan for what's going on here.
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And who knows, maybe the Jedi or the Shaman will come in and hang out with us one night. I've got this for her. His first movie. I have not seen it.
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Dark Star. Anybody? <unk>ve I've heard of it. I've never seen it. That's my wife. don't remember. i did a fire.
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This is my really good buddy. This my brother right there. My brother of another color, Ernest Moss. What's up, my man? Thanks for checking us out, brother. So, Mike, um you sure Dark Star was his first one? Because I'm looking at the Wikipedia and it's saying, let's see, Carver's critical success. 78 was Halloween and 80 was... Critical success.
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We're not watching anything. We're to talk about John Carver in movies. His first directed film, Dark Star, in 1974. He wrote, directed, produced, and composed the music. That's one of the... Oh, I do see that. Not Charmin, fool.
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Charmin. Ernest Moss. He's a joker. Charmin. Yeah, I think I've seen... He composes a lot of the music his movies, which is really fucking cool.
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That's impressive, too, to do all of that. Not all of them. ah For instance, ah the next film he directed was 76. Yeah, on Precinct 13.
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Did you see the remake on that a few years back? I didn't. ah The one that I saw was with the... Was it a Salt on Precinct 13? Yeah, it but it was I don't think it was a newer one.
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But it wasn't... 1976? No. Then it was the newer one,
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then it was the new one fault Britt, did you see either of those movies? Dark Star or Assault on Precinct 13? I haven't. I saw Dark Star. I don't remember it fully, but Assault on Precinct 13th, no, I don't believe I've seen I've seen Dark Star a bunch of times.
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Not the movie, the Grateful Dead tribute band. What did you have, Marco? Precinct 13 was pretty good. The one that I've seen, whichever one it was. What's up, Tyrone?
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Thanks for coming out.
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Because I'm full of shit. I had to be Sherman, not Sherman. ha okay ah Yeah, Assault on He directed, wrote, not produced, com composed the music.
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i I did not see the original. I didn't realize that was a Carpenter film until tonight. Huge fan of Carpenter. I don't necessarily know every last thing about everybody. um you know Due to life circumstances, i don't have a recall like that.
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but The Eyes of Laura Morris, his third movie, 78. Did not direct it, but he wrote it. Did not produce it, nor did compose the music. Writer credit only.
00:08:18
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Same as the next movie, it's also 78. Zoom Beach. Zoom Beach. was a television movie. Director, no. Writer, yes. Producer, no. Composer, no. Now, like you said earlier, Marco, his first crack at critical fame, this movie put him on the map.
00:08:35
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The original, Halloween. ye Yep, yep. Fan, yay or nay? The original fan. I mean, I wouldn't put it as the top of horror movie, whatever, but definitely one of the the most influential.
00:08:52
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yeah It's an iconic, iconic film. It's iconic. I wasn't able to watch it as a kid because it come from a relative background, so it was all blocked.
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So I would sneak over to my neighbor's house and she was a huge fan of it. Like every good kid should. one't kid possibly your parents Ryan, we're not supposed to be watching movies on a different channel. I don't know where you got that from.
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We're going to talk on a panel about John Carpenter films. Yeah. Halloween was one of the biggest ones of my childhood. I would say Michael Myers, bring up the mask, Marco, bring it up.
The Michael Myers Mask
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Who can tell me who can tell me what that mask actually is? Oh, I can. That's easy. Go for it. Captain Kirk. That was William Shatner's mask. It was actually not Captain Kirk. It was William Shatner's mask from another horror movie that he did where he was battling Satan.
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Dude, I want to see that right now. I'll tell you my money. It's an old movie. ah William Shatner's pretty much battling for the the the soul of the world or whatever, and he finds out that the the one dude becomes the devil or whatever. But he even does the iconic head tilt, and like there's one part where you actually could tell, like yeah, that's that's the Michael Myers mask.
00:10:14
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Hell yeah. i love that But here's the thing, right? ah The reason they used it was because I think I might have the lore wrong here. The actor just wasn't scary enough.
00:10:27
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No, no. So they they sent one of the yeah assistant yeah like PDs or whatever on set, go find me a mask. Just get me any mask. Yeah, that's the part that I heard of, that they just, they wanted something like non-specific. They wanted any, random like a random something you could go and pick up at the store or whatever, and dude just came back with the Shatner mask.
00:10:50
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Yes. yeah It was not the cheapest mask, but it was like just so simple, and I think it was the only mask they had. It was like a, up not a grocery store, a pharmacy.
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so That I don't recall. but They come back with that mask, here puts it on and the holes were so small for his eyes. He kept bumping into shit.
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and was like the keystone killer. So they cut those eyes open. They cut the eyes open bigger. And then just to also differentiate it, they spray painted that eggshell white on it.
00:11:25
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it's That's not the way that mask came originally. They altered it a little bit. And then history was made. i like his video your game. Huh? I like the video game. Playing the video game is creepier than the fucking movie. It's scarier when it can when you're playing the Halloween game.
00:11:43
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didn't really get into the games. They they actually had a Halloween one. They had a Friday the 13th one and they had a pinhead, the Hellraiser ones. Kind of like all in one game where you stalk the people and stuff.
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You know, the Halloween game was scarier than the first movie. I don't know, man. it was
Carpenter's Genre Versatility
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I was young enough. I mean, it was, what, 78? Depending on what month it came out, I was five four, maybe five.
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probably not When I was finally exposed to it, like, I, oddly enough, came up with a really religious family, too, but we are Catholic, so they dump death on us all the time. So, like,
00:12:26
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like By the time I got to like the Halloween movies and the Friday the 13th movies, I had already been through Cannibal Holocaust and movies like that.
00:12:40
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Cannibal Holocaust. Yeah, you've never seen that? That or the Green Inferno. I believe Cannibal Holocaust was the the movie that the Green Inferno was trying to portray when they made the Green Inferno.
00:12:54
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The fuck is the Green Inferno? That is a crazy movie. I've seen The Green Inferno. I have seen that. That is a crazy movie. I'm taking some hits off The Green Inferno.
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hey hey Oddly enough, there's one part of that movie where a person is captured and he has a bag on him and they they cook him.
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And the bag is inside the but dude's body and the smoke goes all over the village. And then the but people who tried to escape like were getting eaten as they were walking by. Yeah, the cannibals had the munchies.
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Yeah, little kids can just walk up and they like grab your hand and then just bite your finger off.
00:13:38
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Never get a two buck burrito after clubbing, Margot. um ah But yeah, Halloween is an absolute fucking i absolute icon directed by the great. Who are we talking about?
00:13:51
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ah we happening Halloween. about Halloween, the next one. Written by the great John Carpenter, not produced, but that iconic sound. du tin tin tin and and tin and tint tin and to don and I got a question go away that shit and and played it.
00:14:07
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Mike, I got a question for all you guys. um Now, there are rumors and in the horror, like a scene or whatever, that a Halloween actually knocked off a lot of the premises from the original Black Christmas.
00:14:22
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They're saying Black Christmas was the original stalker film from Canada.
00:14:30
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Dude, listen, I have a long-standing theory. Canadians aren't real people. um I'm not watching. I've met a Canadian. He's actually came down and partied, Dino.
00:14:45
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I don't believe in him. I've never seen him. He keeps saying he's going to visit. it Every time he's here, somehow, I'm not going to get forgotten. You're not real. Hashtag Dino's not real.
00:14:57
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I hope he's listening. I doubt it. He's too busy for me. But Halloween, an absolute icon. follows up so John Carver is the director on the map.
00:15:10
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no What's next? The next movie. I didn't see it. It's a television film again. Someone's watching me. 1978. Directed, written, not produced, not composed.
00:15:26
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Major TV movie. And then in 79, also made for TV, his very first collaboration, Bulldog says Halloween's one of the top 10.
00:15:38
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yeah I thought the first movie was amazing. And I really, really loved how the sequel opens at the end of the first movie. Like there's no, he didn't get out of the cock-a-doodie car.
00:15:52
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You know, the classic ah misery moment. They didn't have to rewrite it to to make it happen. They just started. Boom. Wasn't that the one, though, that they kind of had the one kind of film flub to it? Because the end of the first one ended up with, like, one, or, no, Loomis. I shot him six times, six times. But then in the second one, it opened up with, like, the whole town, like, shooting him and he falls in that damn hole.
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um bill It's been so fucking long since I've seen sequels. I kind of stopped watching the sequels because I can only take it so far, man. yeah all right well i we do And I believe the last two.
00:16:35
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Other than that, the third one I like because like it took me years and years and years to realize that it actually did blend in. Everybody like to say that the the third Halloween season of The Witch had nothing to do with Michael Myers.
00:16:50
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But if you look, if you listen to the storyline of that and then you go with the Thorn storyline that they have, it kind of all combines together. Is that how you came up with the name? Is that how came up name?
00:17:02
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Thorne? My sons? No, no. that It was a very much stupider way I came up with his name. That is not surprising. Unless you can admit it.
00:17:13
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Yeah, yeah. um Here's something that, like, if any you guys are Michael Myers buffs or Halloween buffs, do you know how the Michael Myers originally got the Thorn curse?
00:17:27
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Like, there was a book. There's a book on the Halloween. I forget. It's not called Halloween. But the original story that this came from, yeah, that the whole reason why Michael Myers kills and does what he does is the Curse of the Thorn.
Horror Anecdotes
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Yeah, just go ahead and tell us, bro. Go ahead. Their last name is Strode. Huh? Their last name is Strode. Yeah, that has nothing to do with the last name. Thorne is a cult.
00:17:52
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it's ah It's a real name. Apparently, in the book, I think he was 12, a 12-year-old young boy. um apparently ah in the book i think he was twelve a twelve year old young boy was in love with, I think she was 16 or 17, maybe a little bit ah older um girl, and she spurned him and turned him away, so he killed her.
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And because he killed her, he got this curse set upon him where he has to kill his family or whatever to keep the harvest going, and then he just kind of let goes dormant.
00:18:28
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And the curse got passed on through the bloodline throughout the years. strange yeah i i had definitely heard that before not like yeah exactly but i've definitely heard something about that yeah i paraphrased it ah paraphrase it a lot i expect nothing less along with the amounts of useless information it's uh it is layered in between smoke stock yeah it's fixed Ryan, sit tight. since you're Since you're here and you're not working tonight, I'm going send you an invite to the show.
00:19:04
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were supposed to have another panelist. Couldn't make it. Apparently, he doesn't know how to work the interwebs and couldn't get Scott and Leigh Dobin. So stand by. I'm and shoot you a link. Oh, you know Ryan wasn't old enough to watch any of these movies when they came out.
00:19:19
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Look, I wasn't old enough to watch it when it came out. Again, i i was born in 73, and I'm older than you, so watch that talking shit. Yeah, just buy ah that that much. but I'm just not going to talk about age. I'm just over here like... Oh, man. Help me. Help me.
00:19:40
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Yeah, 76 was a good year. I remember it like it was yesterday. i believe mine and i don't remember 76 at all. The 70s were total blur for me, too. um Well, as it should have been. Well, I've noticed on this list, like, we're talking a lot of horror movies, but Carpenter did a lot of other movies.
00:20:02
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um so We're going to go through all of them. um I'm just going to dress them in order, if that's okay with you. I'm not asking for permission. not in the order that you got got going on there.
00:20:13
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Halloween going to put him on the map as a director. Right, right, right.
00:20:22
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The next movie he did was from
Lesser-Known Carpenter Works
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1979. It was major TV movie. His first collaboration it was a here is it was a major tv movie his first collaboration with a five-time carpenter actor. Anyone care to guess?
00:20:42
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No. Kurt Russell. Boom! let go That was Escape from New York, wasn't it?
00:20:53
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No. It was made from the TV movie, Elvis. That's right. My man played Elvis. Kurt Russell played Elvis? thats Now that I have to see. That one I have to see. I've seen most of these horror movies, but seeing Kurt Russell play Elvis, the Tango from Tango and Cash?
00:21:16
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Yes. Was he Tango? I don't know. can't tell them apart. They look so alike.
00:21:26
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Carpenter and or or Kurt Russell and Sebastian Stallone look nothing alike. I know.
00:21:34
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i'm So confused, my brain. 1979, directed by John Carpenter, did not write, did not produce, did not compose. It was made for TV.
00:21:44
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It was his first collaboration with, them yeah. Chris Technician, what up bro? Chris Technician. Thanks for popping up, my man. Thanks for popping up.
00:21:55
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I don't do horror, I can't troll if I come on. He says, if I want to be scared, i don't want to build. I believe that from him. Yeah, check out Ear Guys and Comedy Network, guys. I'm talking for buddy Ryan Weiss.
00:22:08
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He's trying to put some stuff together out there, and I i dig working with that cat. He's a good dude. He just expects too much. but He wants you to be on show and help you produce the show.
00:22:22
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I'm just talking with you, Ryan. Or am Just going to be fine. Okay. i'm just fuck with you r or am i just go to be fun okay
00:22:34
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1979, Better Late Than Never. Another made-for-TV movie. All he did was write it.
00:22:41
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I actually have seen that with my aunt. A couple episodes. My dude, Arnest Moss. Thorne is that nickname. Jimmy the Cricket.
00:22:53
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This motherfucker showing his color. Call his voodoo stick before hooking up with the finger roll. Apparently black people don't watch Disney films. It's Jiminy Cricket, not Jimmy the Cricket.
00:23:08
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i expect to eat ryan i told I'm your balls. Bring your ass up here. Or don't. za you I'd love to see your face though buddy.
Childhood Horror Memories
00:23:20
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Yeah, if I can't fuck with Ryan, no one can.
00:23:24
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I don't know about that. I sent it to your Ryan Weiss Facebook page, my friend. Facebook Messenger.
00:23:37
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What's the next move? Better Late Than Never, 1979. Television film. Wrote that only. The Fog. better late than never nineteen seventy nine television film wrote that only the fog i'm just gonna be honest i've seen it was not great see now that kind of fucked me up when i was a kid the original black white fog that right there i mean even to this day you know going out the ray's house on kisman and leaving in the early morning to go to the shelter the fog rolls across that shit o the foxg that one got to me when i was a kid for sure
00:24:15
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I don't know why. It just fucked with me. And I i just liked it. I was just like, like, staring at me. Like, yes, dude. One of the worst things about that movie that kind of blew it for me, when I was a kid, I had no idea what was going on.
00:24:32
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All I knew, it was scary as shit, and things were coming out of the fucking fog. Right. As got older, and i I started looking into movies and stuff like that, and I found out it was just pirate and spirits.
00:24:45
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Damn it, Ghost Pirates again? That just means that we're going to rip off of that Scooby-Doo episode with the pirate coast. That's it's where it pops up. She says, I haven't seen most of these movies. I feel like I'm missing out.
00:25:00
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My opinion, ah when it comes to the fog, you're not. I don't remember the original all that much. I just remember not being interested in it. I know they remade it in the 80s, maybe early ninety i also didn't like it so they tweaked that one a little bit too it wasn't exactly like fear sierra what up crew she was a kid and i used to call her scooby all the time well little scooby snack ah ah my favorite daughter yall my favorite daughter
Escape from New York
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ah now next up one of my favorite movies i it's not a great film it's not excellent cinema it's just a fun goddamn movie to watch
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Joyce Rogers. What up, girl? Thank you, love. You're welcome. Appreciate you. What up, sis? Hi. You said, i love me some Scooby-Doo. What baby? 1981. Second collaboration with the great Kurt Russell.
00:26:01
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Escape from New York. Directed, written, composed. The music and everything. Snake Blisket. Oh, I thought you'd be taller.
00:26:13
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that what it was no the the i thought you would be taller was in a different movie you sure about them so it might have originated there though because i mean i've heard it in a few movies like but okay here's what i'm saying did you see escape from la later in career No.
00:26:31
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that's I wasn't that big of a fan of Escape from New York. I'm not going to lie to you. well yeah No, that's fine. That's fine. Again, not great cinema. Just a fun movie to watch, dude. Isaac Hayes, chef from South Park, the Duke of New York.
00:26:43
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Dude, did the what i who was it? Was it Gene Simmons in there too? No. Wasn't he like the head bad guy or something? no, no, no. no The head bad guy was the Duke of New York, played by, i just said it, Isaac Hayes.
00:26:57
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i got and Donald Pleasance, the guy from ah Dr. Loomis from Halloween, plays the president the United States. and he kind of keeps him like a pet. The Duke of New York keeps him like a pet.
00:27:09
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says, say it. He goes, y'all the Duke ain't number one. You're the Duke ain't number one. It's so stupid, but it makes me laugh every time. It is a terrible movie, but it's so fun to watch.
00:27:20
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I don't think it's excellent cinema at all, but Adrian Barbeau's in it. The chick that was there. I know Adrian Barbeau is. It feels like a scream cleaner, dude.
00:27:34
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top five movies. I think he was talking about Escape from New York. That's again my homeboy. His name is Bulldog. and er My brother my brother of another color says I'm partly vanilla.
00:27:45
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being onepo I'm not sure what that means. Tonight you and snake Plissken with a P. Plissken. I thought it was Plissken with B. It's not. It's Plissken.
00:27:59
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Huh.
00:28:01
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really why do you make comments when you're on the show that don't make sense to me ah because i'm trying to i'm trying to interact without don't use your voice that would be terrible have Fuck you. Thank you, Joyce.
00:28:19
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And the reason I mention that is because um we're going to talk about this next movie later. There was a sequel like 25 years after the fact. I want to say it in 93, 94. Maybe be a little newer than that. Not sure. We'll get to it.
00:28:32
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ah They don't say that. I think they say, I thought you'd be older. Or I thought you'd be younger. I don't know. but It's a whole different thing. Trying to hype up. Well, Brittany. I'm sorry.
00:28:48
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I'm sorry. I guess, all right, so yeah, I was wrong. That movie that was thinking about with Gene Simmons was never too early. Don't say it, don't say it, don't say it, don't say Starring Tom Selleck, right? no, no. No, that was no that's right a running runaway.
00:29:06
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yeah You're talking about the one with the robot spiders. No, this is way before that. And it's cool with your name on it, right? Yeah. Little rocket shot bullets. This one was ah Gene Simmons. He played a trans villain back when that wasn't cool to be on anything.
00:29:21
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um it It was called ah Never Too Young to Die. What year is that? 86. Okay. Now do me a favor. Look up Rocky Horror Picture Show.
00:29:34
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oh well i mean they still won't put that on regular theater what rocky horror picture show oh gee no no i know what the fuck it is i'm not dumb but but i watched it just because everybody every halloween you know we got to see the rocky or picture show and i've seen that and i'm like i feel really uncomfortable everybody does like like the plays of it and shit like that i exactly say like if you go to the theater or whatever and it's like a big event there's parts of you it's very interactive certain things you do this nobody need you do that like you throw you throw rice you throw popcorn throw all sorts of shit it just sounds nightmare all i know is i watched it one time for about 25 maybe 30 minutes and said this is stupid let's bang
00:30:26
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Yep. matt Let's bang out so it turns you on. that first straight If you're straight male, you definitely leave there with sore butt cheeks just from clenching your butthole that tight the whole time.
00:30:39
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um I don't remember having that experience because I know that movies are fake and they can't come out the screen. but It's a stupid let's bang. The events when there's all them people there and everything. It's like, surprise.
00:30:55
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what's going on brother might accidentally have you put a finger in your butt questions remember if it feels like more than two fingers it's probably a dick and now uh after escape from new york in 1981 he wrote produced and composed Halloween 2 did not direct.
00:31:20
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I was mistaken. I thought, you well, I'm not stopping you, brother. You're more than welcome. Dude, I sent it to your Facebook, man. ill I'll bring you in, man. Look, here's what I'll do. Ryan, i I'm going to drop it in the chat.
00:31:37
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And only Ryan is invited. Sorry, gang. I got
Panel Dynamics
00:31:42
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it. I got it. touch it ba palle there you go yeah
00:31:56
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yeah and again i loved halloween and halloween 2. uh i mean you can say it's linked in if you want brother but halloween 3 was not michael myers film it was not and In my opinion, it's not part of the canon.
00:32:12
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I hear what you're saying, but I think that is retroactive bullshit written after the fact because the movie didn't... that's just a fan theory. That's just a fan theory. you know the film there and know yeah Now, you do know the whole deal with Halloween, right? The reason why they made the season of The Witch, right? Right.
00:32:30
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um because somebody just wanted to have the line, amazing grace, come sit on my face. Don't make me cry. use that a so I'm like, i don't know, nine, I think when I saw that, no and i I thought it was a catchy little tune. I'm walking around my grandma's house saying that shit out loud.
00:32:49
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My Uncle Bob goes, what the hell did you just say? Come here. Come here. He takes me to the main room where our whole family's visiting. Do the song. do the song. I do it for everybody. My mom goes, Michael, what are you saying?
00:33:01
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I had no idea what I was saying. don't know about eating pie and sitting on face. I thought it was funny to run. oh You know what's crazy? My when... He dies. He told me at his funeral he wants me to play Amazing Grace. and i I don't suggest you play that version. Don't play that version.
00:33:23
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I thought about it. Halloween was supposed to be an anthology. It wasn't supposed to be a story about Michael Myers. It wasn't. that.
00:33:36
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um course that had to be glick i didn't do that The godfather of the network. The captain the ship. Happy birthday, Captain Glick. Love you, brother.
00:33:47
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Happy birthday, Glick. Everybody say motherfucking happy birthday to that little bitch. Motherfucking birthday to little bitch.
00:33:58
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Happy birthday, bitch. I don't know what's happening, man. Ryan is just being Ryan. Check out streaming. Standby. Hold on.
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random guy. Get Sue to help. Who's this loud motherfucker that's next to me? You've been screaming all night. ah You've been watching GF4, haven't Yep. A couple times. he Comedy shows.
00:34:29
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As ah boisterous as he usually is. Yep. He's sloth. Did you just call him a sloth? What the Is that your spirit animal, dude?
00:34:44
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No, no. My spirit animal vaporous. It's kind of it's there, but it's not. That's because it was the wrong one, Brian. I screwed up, my bad.
00:35:01
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One more time, Brian. I'm going to put it to your Facebook, man. Boom. Just in case, I'm to text it to you as well. I was about to say, just, oh my God.
00:35:15
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Let me do this. Yeah, yeah. Ryan, you're showing your tardiness. I can't be great at everything, all right? Not you, Ryan. You sent me the link. It worked. I was on a shitter and I got it.
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In two spots.
00:35:30
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He says he's having a a proud, retarded uncle moment. With two of the homies. I now, where's the link? Ernest, it's not open to just everybody. um This one's, I don't think, your show.
00:35:46
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Yeah, it's me. Somebody did this one time and I liked it. Matty B. What up, brother? That's that new guy. He's from Houston. One the old game pals.
00:35:59
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Yes, I did. I screwed up around. My bad. And it was an accident.
00:36:07
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Missy! like That's what they all Dirty slut. ah I always enjoyed seeing Missy at the shows, man. She's fun kid.
00:36:18
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That's the wrong Missy. Oh! i miss youla But I'm not retracting the statement. You probably are slut. People say that I remind them of the wrong Missy lot. I love that movie.
00:36:34
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I love that actress. fucking... Fucking love it. I have no clue what the hell you're talking about. It's a Netflix movie. It's called The Wrong Missy. And I loved it. I thought it was really, really funny. it was ah was good kind And this chick, I'm telling you what, she takes it to the next fucking level.
00:36:52
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She's funny every time I see her. I can't think of her name because um I know one woman's name for sure, and that's my wife. I don't want to warn too many women's names to call out the wrong one in the height of passion. see I see with the lighting and the hat, she looks like Meg.
00:37:09
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Wasn't she a dark star too? Who? What do you mean? the wrong issue Lauren Lapkus. That's her name. Meg Griffin, Mike.
00:37:21
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That's what I thought you might have meant. um have It has David Spade in it too. Yep. David Spade, I like his movies and his stuff on Saturday Night Live a lot better than his stand-up.
00:37:36
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I was watching Joe Dirt earlier, and here we go. Gotta keep our keeping on. Coming to the stage, he finally figured it out.
00:37:47
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My man, Ryan Weiss. Sorry, I had to like mute all the tabs that i had open watching you Watching off and touching yourself to pollen.
00:38:01
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She looks like beer. I'm not sure who he means, but yeah. Speaker from whatchamacallit. the Muppets.
00:38:14
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He was Dr. Honeydew's assistant. It's about fine ride yeah time,
00:38:25
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welcome Sorry, I did my best. You sent me a link to enroll for StreamYard. I'm like, why am I signing up? I didn't realize that was happening. Share your link. It was not the same. My bad.
00:38:41
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I never said I'm smart. the I am the professional idiot. Thank you very much. There we go. all so What's the next movie we got going on? a Great question. Let me get that shit back up.
00:38:53
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So we talked about Halloween 2, 1981. In my opinion, his second second best movie, The Thing. Kurt Russell again.
00:39:04
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I think maybe they were more a... William Naser. Check out Another Shot podcast, guys. That's my friend William Naser. He's the host over there at Another Shot.
00:39:18
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um it It's just their opinions or it might be the liquor talking. um The thing is, like that's another ah like remake of The Thing from Another Planet, the old black and white one, ain't it?
00:39:31
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That, I don't think so, no. Yeah. but Maybe. All I know is, listen, every story has been told. That's it.
00:39:43
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Yeah, that's about it. Shinobi Longwolf says, Marco looks like every New York stereotype. Yeah. Not New York. I'm not a libtard.
00:39:54
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Oh, my God. Oh, here we go. You're not a libtard. You're just a tard. Yeah, yeah. Great fucking movie. tech card Directed by ah John Carpenter. No write, no produce, no compose.
00:40:11
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and uh dude the movie is outstanding i love the thing that was that's definitely wilfred really was a badass in that movie wilfred brimley hell yeah the diabetes guy yep and he hawked uh quaker oaks too i think love thick marco can we like leave those shit out of the comments he has a muffin top ron you're on the show stop commenting no no i mean i haven't known a single movie yet and uh marco those glasses are pretty thick baby yeah i love thick things attend these are dollar store reader glasses asshole
00:40:57
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ah you Shit, Marco, I don't realize you're calling on to brag you got that dollar store money, prick. yeah you perfect du After I lost my Harley Davidson glasses, I said, fuck it, I'm just buying them. and that what Everyone lets me see from the dollar store, man. and That's what I'm saying. Those are not dollar store glasses. Those are like from a thrift store, and they're probably like knockoff Gucci, Prada, Harley. lake Marco found some kind of swag.
00:41:27
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and i gotta bring him up. look at those those are not dollar store motherfucking glasses okay then well we'll give them a name i'll i'll i'll clip them like there's something else fake it till you make it my mama is those glasses they are from the dollar store dropping the on to jeef jeep looks like timu george rr martin wiener wiener wiener next what's up Oh, God, they're all 80s Murphys. That was a sperm, man what What do you want from me? Look, just because you weren't alive when it was made doesn't mean you can't stream it today.
00:42:06
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Yeah, no shit. I mean, you got the internet. It's the cultural lexicon, dude. Get hip. Ryan's problem is he's so young he hasn't finished porn yet.
00:42:17
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Once you finish four, you start opening your mind to other you know forms of of film. You can finish. you can like there's there's like what's the What's the goal? right like what's the like like How deep down the rabbit hole and then you're finished? right like when you Trust me, you do not want to bring this up on their joke. What is the next movie?
00:42:42
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The Quaker Oaks guy. William, you're way behind us, buddy. That was two conversations ago. That was The Thing from 1982. What do you guys think of The Thing? Most you had have seen this.
00:42:56
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I love that type of movie. I love The Thing. it yeah i kind of I kind of like the Black and White one better.
00:43:05
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We got a roadster in the audience. This my boy Shinobi. He's in Houston, Texas. where They wear 10-gallon hats to keep the sun off their face and progressive ideas out of their brain. Ryan looks like the originator of the term bear.
00:43:17
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You have no idea how close you are to that. yeah know I don't even know what that is. I don't even i don't even know what a bear is. that That makes you even more a bear. i guess Again, i guess I haven't reached deep enough into the depths of porn to know what a bear is. I need help.
00:43:34
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All you need to do, Ryan, is go to your Grindr profile. That's a bit. okay Wilford Brimley was an asshole in the firm. It was great. Couldn't agree more. But that is not a John Carpenter film.
00:43:46
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no And yes, Wilford Brimley, I mean, I only remembered him as a kid from a Cocoon. I remember him in Cocoon. Yeah. I think I've seen Hold I'm Googling. Cocoon is the one with Steve Guttenberg. Also not a John Carpenter film.
00:44:02
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But a great film. But a great film. After the thing. It wasn't terrible. But at the end of the day, dude, who gives a shit about a bunch of old people? Old people piss me off.
00:44:14
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You are an old people person. No, I'm not. as i'm I'm young at heart and I'm never going to grow up. I am truly a Peter Pan. i Here's what pisses me off about old people. I'm just going to throw my opinion opinion out there. They drive so goddamn slow.
00:44:31
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Why? Why aren't they speeding to get there before they die? i feel like all old people need to retake their fucking driver's test. Nope. I will tell you exactly why old people start driving slow. Because I do it now.
00:44:47
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I drive like an old person now. Why? Because I can't afford to keep buying cars. And I like pretty cars. Drive better. I do. And I drive slower. And that's what all the rest of the people are doing.
00:45:01
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what What does driving slow have to do with replacing your car? Because now I'm more cautious, and I see idiots on the road better. You can be cautious and go fast.
00:45:13
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Going fast does not equal crashing the car. You make no damn sense, son. No, dude. What's the next movie? All right. Let me take short short short break here.
00:45:26
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We just did. What up, girl?
00:45:29
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Gwendolyn oooker want greenddaline the hooker. the hooker? i don't know. um I didn't mean to say that. I'm sorry. Four Grandpas and a Muppet, the title of this porno. Oh my God. That's great.
00:45:44
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That's like some Brooklyn Nine-Nine shit.
00:45:49
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Maybe pay attention to your audience messages, idiot. See, I was trying to give him a message. There's your Muppet. Yeah. yeah du Bill, Bill, shut the fuck up.
00:46:02
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Just being married, Gwen. Thanks for popping in. We're talking about John Carpenter movies and why old people suck.
00:46:10
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I just want to say real quick, Ryan, how have you been? are you doing, buddy? I'm amazing. Thank you for asking. um that let' not we're We're mental health checking Ryan now. Like, what's the next movie? Like, what, like,
00:46:24
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Can we find something from the 80s I've seen Something from the 80s that I've seen. I don't have the porno your mom made. I do. That was your mom, okay?
00:46:36
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And your family. that one too My mom's an angel and she's watching the show. Fuck you. How you been, man? Are you good? Yo, mama. It was nice to meet and you. You're awesome.
00:46:48
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Hey, shut up. Jeef, how have you been? I'm doing good. Glad to hear. How are the kids?
00:46:56
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Just amazing. Yeah. Can't complain. Great. I'm bragging.
00:47:04
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and Anthology body bags. Part of the show is Michael checks in on his friends who are still alive. Yeah. Hey, are you still there? Yeah, good. Okay, cool, cool. Marco, how have you been since I saw you lunch the other day?
00:47:18
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Pretty fat. Yeah. Thank you for the extracurricular pre-show. That was great. That was so... You all had fun, huh?
00:47:31
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Jedi. Always, always. you're getting You're getting old.
00:47:38
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shouldn't Shouldn't you be checking on that goddamn baby of yours? How you doing, girl?
00:47:45
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The picture of matthew's on Matthew B's profile thing, like that big mongoloid baby thing.
00:47:55
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That looks like the original the the original kid that popped out of Crystal Lake at the end of Friday. yeah yeah one Wow, was great. I was waiting for that to happen. He's in here being Mr. Roast.
00:48:09
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I was waiting for him to take that. I wasn't going to do it. I see all like there's W's for William and there's R's for Ryan. And then all of a sudden I see the the original Jason Voorhees.
00:48:22
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Britt, how are you feeling tonight, girl?
00:48:28
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wait what you don't look like that anymore oh jesus what happened even there's jason bill nazer we are not going to get into who's a better host did he did he grow up or did say i have to take that shit over so so it's got a little class yeah sorry yeah all it's uh the the kid was born under a lot of trauma he was uh a very sickly kid and i'm super happy man he came out looking like benjamin button ah Medusa and Rose's own kid. i Love you, bro. And I'm glad the kid's doing great, man. Doing much better. Glad to hear that, man. Oh, 23 weeks preemie? Yeah, crock is bad. That's why I look the way I look, because I was a preemie, too. Crock is bad.
00:49:15
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I'm a preemie ejaculator. 1983. Not great adaptation Stephen King book.
00:49:21
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not a great adaptation of a stephen king book I did not know that at the time. I loved the movie. Then I read the book. I disagree with you. It's not the best. This is Christine, 1983. He directed it and he did the music.
00:49:38
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Did not write and did not produce. That car was fucking cherry, dude. ah fuck Absolutely. absolutely But the book, the way the the car is supernatural.
00:49:51
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Oh, I forgot you fools knew each other. I put you two in a canoe years ago together. why good job guys we didn't find each other speaking christine um the kid who plays um cunningham in that movie i cannot remember his name but hit that dude sucks man he wasn't in anything i've ever seen him in he's just sucks the the top the dark-haired kid yeah he played uh Is Richie? No, no, that's not Richie. it's No, that's the happy days you're thinking of, Richie Cunningham. it's still Cunningham because I know the dude who looks like... Keith Gordon.
00:50:29
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It's Keith Gordon. Ken Danzig, right? Yeah. Or he maybe Carrie, the flying Carrie, the wrestler dude, right? Carrie something or other.
00:50:39
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ah I'm not telling that story, Ron Howard. But he plays the bad guy in the movie. His name's Buddy Reperton, and he keeps calling him Cunningham. Arnie, Arnie Cunningham in the movie. I know he played in ah another movie back in the day where he was doing suicide runs, like the old 50s car suicide runs. It was called The that oh Heavenly Angel something like that?
00:51:06
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so it was something like that, yeah. he like The greaser kid becomes himself, yeah. And he sucks too. I can't remember what his name is. He did not have much of a career. That dude sucks.
00:51:17
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No, no, that was not, that wasn't a good movie. yeah No, no, it wasn't. So nobody knows nothing about Christine. They even, they even, uh, on Futurama.
00:51:30
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yeah yeah Yeah. I Googled it. It looked like that one episode of Futurama or the car from hell. That's yeah. Yeah. Yeah. yeah yeah Which might have been the entire plot of the movie Christine for as much as I know. It might be a haunted car from now. Yes and no. It's like it was a Whip Notes version.
00:51:48
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okay I really love so but it. For my generation, Futurama did it first. Sorry.
00:51:56
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Futurama, dude. Love that shit. You guys time traveling knocked off my shit. That's will happened no what What did he... put for the name on the pizza he ordered.
00:52:11
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Who? Fry? The very first episode of Futurama. I know what it is. Oh, wait. What was that? one i don't remember. Oh, come on. and i on Icy Wiener?
00:52:22
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Yep. Yes, Icy Wiener. Good job. Here's one for you. Who tossed him in the fucking cryo thing? No, I don't know that. I'm sorry. thank you Yeah, yeah. They even showed his fucking the shadow.
00:52:36
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I thought he tripped and fell in. No, he got tossed. in it Well, he got his chair got pushed over. Wasn't it Bender? good big retro dog they made on episode much later yeah sure was planned on it they They even said it was planned. It was Nibbler.
00:52:50
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oh yeah itler yeah ah yeah one of the voices is a very crazy couch potato i just I feel bad for like anyone that we become the voices in their head, right? Like anyone that's actually a fan of one of the five of us and like we're just like walking around in their brain all day, I'm sorry.
00:53:14
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i apologize. guys I don't. I'm not sorry. Fuck you. Big J, that is the Terminator.
00:53:24
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I'll be back. Keith Warden was in Jaws 2. I don't remember that. wait, wait, wait. Yeah, yeah, yeah. He was the kid with Gillian hat on, I think. The Gillian hat kid. I wanted him to die so bad.
00:53:35
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And that girl wouldn't stop fucking crying all the time. Dude, toss her in. Toss her in. The pet thing always poops. Yeah, poops like what? ah Super heavy neutron magnets or something like that? Yeah, dark matter. Enough of that shit.
00:53:51
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were yeah We're done with Futurama. No, let's not be done with Futurama. It's like, because I don't know what these fucking movies are. yeah not be you um
00:54:05
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Right on, Glenn. um You ever want to pop on and talk movies with me on a Friday night? Just let me know ahead of time, and yeah, we'll do that. Fucking chat for the win, roll right? yeah We always have a solid chatterbox. Thank you to each and every one you for popping out, by the way, and spending your Friday night with us.
00:54:19
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Yeah, thank you, guys. It's not trivia, dickhead. We're not doing that. Rochelle. Sister Rochelle. What up? Thanks for checking it out. Rochelle. My little man's on it, so now you pop out for one, you dirty shithead. I've known you longer.
00:54:32
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The Thing, 1982. Christine, 1983. The next one. One of my first, if not my first, other than Tron, experience with Jeff Bridges. Starman.
00:54:43
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Great movie. Agree. You got me. It is. It is. It's more gang is a sort this drama type movie, I feel like, than a sci-fi, but great movie.
00:54:55
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It was sci-fi, but yeah, it was very dramatic. It was an excellently paced movie, not typical of what he does.
00:55:04
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as i i don't know, the trailers got him shirtless with, like, gelled hair up. I don't know how I feel about this one. yeah
00:55:15
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A of... Carpenter directed. That was it. No write, no produce, no compose. um My favorite line in that entire movie. i thought it was great. He says he was wasting the yellow light when that truck's coming. and She's freaking out.
00:55:31
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What the hell are you doing? this I watched you. I learned how to drive. Red light stop. Green light go. Yellow light go very fast. yeah Outstanding flick. I did not appreciate it when I saw it when I was young.
00:55:45
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But, dude, that is a great flick. It really, really is. See, like, I know Jeff Bridges from... This is terrible. This is awful. But, like, RIPD and, like, True Grit, I had no idea. i was waiting for him to say Iron Man.
00:56:00
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I mean, he was in Iron Man. He was in Iron Man briefly. He had, like, 30 seconds of... well No, no, no, no, no. He was villain in the first one. He was Iron Monger, dude. he was Yeah, he was the villain, but, like, he got no stream time. It was, like... but why stayin yep the open i I bet you Obadiah Stane had like maybe five minutes in that whole movie. Maybe.
00:56:22
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Jeff Bridges is a fucking phenomenal actor. Jeff Bridges is dope. you think? oh wait wait wait who do you think well We already know, actually. This is a dumbass question. but ill say who Who do you think costs more?
00:56:33
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Fucking... Oh, God, I can't remember his name. i't name or Jeff but yeah. RDJ by far. RDJ got like the hell of a... Oh, for sure.
00:56:45
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Yeah. For sure. Now, on that first movie, I bet you Jeff Bridges got paid more. No, that's what I'm saying. I think RDJ got like that exclusive contract from the start.
00:56:57
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Because remember, that there was the beef with his... What was the... No, but RDJ did the first Iron Man. He was full a dope head. There was headlines of finding him in ah in the hotels and shit all fucked up. Not accurate. not accurate hold up That was still his reputation, Marco.
00:57:13
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He had been claimed to be clean several years at that point. Yeah, yeah. This is this big chance to try to come back. And I'm really... Dude, I hated that casting when i when they announced it.
00:57:25
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But I cannot imagine anyone else doing it now. I mean, he was excellent in that shit. Well, that was just like when they did Samuel Jackson as... Yes. see okay it really You know what? Maybe we're onto something here because this is what I was going say. Terrence Howard didn't come back for the next one because they had all that beef that he wasn't getting paid as much as RDJ.
00:57:47
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so Why should he? He can't do math. Fuck that guy. Math is hard. yeah Seriously, if if you want to have a really good laugh, look up um Neil deGrasse Tyson's Schools That Idiot Terrence Howard.
00:58:04
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Karen Allen was hot in Starman. I know what he was whacking his BP to in 1984. What do we got next? After Starman, Black Moon Rising.
00:58:17
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He did not direct, but he wrote, executive produced. I've never even heard of that movie. black volume Isn't that like a country song or something? I see a black moon arriving.
00:58:31
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No. I don't know, but Tommy imy Lee Jones is in it. Yeah, I thought so. I thought so. Doesn't it have something to do with the Yakuza or some shit? No, wait, that was a different one. saw it when I was a kid, but i don't fucking remember any of it.
00:58:49
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I'm good at math. One plus one equals two. Brit math.
00:58:55
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Fucker. Yeah, I don't even know the plot of the movie. ah I don't even know what the VHS cover looked like on that shit. Oh, God. want to bring you on to panel sometime. I wanted people that know know movies good deal.
00:59:11
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that just um i wanted people off that i know no movies a ah good deal That's all. so I don't know how deep in the movies you are. We don't really talk about movies.
00:59:22
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yeah Black Moon Rising, yeah. i that's I don't know what the premise was either. I kind of remember seeing it and I don't remember anything about it. Tommy Lee Jones is kind of a bitch.
00:59:35
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He is. I liked him until he was in the really shitty Batman movie with the suits with the nipples on. Yeah, yeah, yeah. The George's mind and wind and wind that Jim Carrey was stealing all the scenes he was in. It's like, ah well, baby, be better, dickhead.
00:59:54
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See, the only movie I really liked him in was The Fugitive. Yeah. He played a good part the movie. I think for what, was it? um Yeah, the next one. It was after The Fugitive. He was playing basically same role, um,
01:00:09
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The Hunted, maybe? He was going after... That sounds right. that's right It sounds like it's... a Who was he going after? Benicio Del Toro. go google it I'm going to Google it. He was great in The Park is Mine. That was an HBO film.
01:00:26
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That was Tommy Lee Jones. and The Hunted. Outstanding flick. a HBO film, man. du dude HBO made some great movies back in the day. Once upon a time, yeah. i can done Yeah,
01:00:39
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Now they're just playing other people. The Infiltrator with Oliver Platt is one of the fucking best movies you'll ever see in your life. I like Oliver Platt as well. He is awesome.
01:00:49
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Fat Porthos, dude. He was the best musketeer. Fat Porthos was the shit. Not taking sides, but I'm fucking taking sides. what ah so what's What's the next movie?
01:01:05
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We are going to Arguably, that that's that's another one. It's kind of a toss-up. I forgot about that one. My personal favorite is definitely in the Mouth of Madness. It's the last movie I saw years ago that actually gave me nightmares.
01:01:19
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I woke up sweating, panting, freaking out. I forgot about Vader, the lava. loveva invader And I just fell in love with that movie because of it. Plus, Sam Neill is fucking awesome.
01:01:31
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And Jurgen Pratchnow is great in everything I've ever seen. Great cast. Simple premise. ah Just check it out, dude. In the mouth of men.
01:01:44
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me, like every time I watch try to watch that, have you ever seen the movie Delirious with John Candy? Yeah, yeah. Same shit. Same shit. It just ain't got the spookiness.
01:01:56
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It was the same damn movie before. I don't know if you're actually thinking about the same flick because it's very spooky. The writer, he was in love with a chick that didn't want, you know, she treated him like crap. You know, he knows he was using her. And then he had to go to a different town. And then he realized the town he was in was the town he was writing about. And then the lady, like he wrote the girl into the, it was like a soap opera.
01:02:21
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You've got the not the basic story a little twisted up. But you obviously weren't paying attention. check it out again and actually watch it. movie, mean, The no, no, not the Truman Jim Carrey's Jim Carrey's not not it. Carrey's it. Jim Carrey's in not Carrey's in it. Jim not Carrey's not not not Carrey's not it. Jim Carrey's in it. Jim Carrey's not in it. Jim Carrey's not Carrey's in it.
01:02:45
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Carrey's not in it. Jim in it. Carrey's not in Carrey's not it. Carrey's it. Jim Carrey's not it. Jim Carrey's not it. it. Carrey's not Jim Carrey's not ah not in it. Jim Carrey's not in not Carrey's not Jim Carrey's in Sam Neill plays an excellent part. dude Absolutely, fucking lo dude. He's another one. He's just that cat is phenomenal. I would watch him read the newspaper. He's that good. that yeah And Jerry and Nobody else to mention. Yeah, nobody else to mention.
01:03:13
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There are some other named actors, but they're very, very minor roles. The chick who plays the the lead female part. her name is Stiles in the movie. I don't think I've ever seen her in anything else ever.
01:03:24
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She was just a pretty face with a really bright red lipstick.
01:03:30
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But 1986, again, that it's of a toss-up. It's not a horror movie, but it is supernatural. ah And it's a great fucking movie.
01:03:42
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Yeah. Big Troll, Louisiana. Fucking one of the all-time greatest that Carpenter fucking did, dude. I fucking love that movie. Wait, what? That movie's one of the greatest that Carpenter did.
01:03:57
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Greatest? I thought you said racist, huh? No, no. Well, I mean, somebody had to go there. that yeah Dude, I love that movie.
01:04:11
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Um, and And that movie also spawned a lot of other things at that in pop culture. Like Raiden from Mortal Kombat, the game.
01:04:22
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Nope, nope, nope. Raiden was out. Raiden was already out. That dude ripped off Raiden. But there were they three storms. when i watched When I watched the making of Mortal Kombat 1 with Boone Tobias and them, they said that they modeled Raiden from the dude from Big Trouble Little China.
01:04:42
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There was a lot of people. like Shang Tsung was modeled off of him, too. Shang Tsung, the dude who plays the villain in Big Trouble in Little China, I believe he does play Shang Tsung.
01:04:56
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That cat was in everything back in the day. If you needed an Asian bad guy, he was your dude to call. You know to and yeah you want to kill him quick. And that's the other guy that was in every Asian fucking bad guy movie.
01:05:10
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He was always a swordsman or whatever. He was in them yeah oh h the first Mel Gibson, Danny Glover. okay Leave a Thank you. don't kill in What the fuck? Come on.
01:05:24
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shut up thank It would have a different meaning was based in Thailand. That's funny. ah Big trouble in Little China. Mini boy. all right so Mortal Kombat games. fashion about you Did you guys already cover Escape from New York?
01:05:43
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yeah Yes, that was 1981. and That's literally all I have. I'm going to leave now. What? You didn't see Escape from L.A.? why you didn't see escape from l a No, I didn't. what There's a sequel? You're shut up. There's no way.
01:05:58
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Steve Buscemi, dude. 1986 was the movie. 1992 was the video game. My bad. Yeah, because I'm a more combat freak, too, man. parents were kind of like cheap as fuck. ninety ninety two was the video game my dad cause i'm a board of combat freak too man my parents my parents were kind of like cheapva thought no you didn like We didn't have HDL. We had to go to a friend's house for that shit. Your parents loved you.
01:06:27
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Yeah. yeah yeah yeah Their version. yeah Their version. No, I kid. I kid. my my had a I had a solid upbringing. my My adoptive parents were awesome, too.
01:06:40
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I grew up half at my house, half at Jeep's house. We've been neighbors since... fuck I met him in... I was fourth grade. was fifth, I think. And we've been best friends ever since.
01:06:51
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oh Aww. How cute. How sweet. Alright, so let's go what's up next? ahvintro A Little China in 1986. And again, I cannot stress how awesome that movie is. What was that what was ah the main character's name? Do you remember? the His truck was the Pork Chop Express.
01:07:11
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Jack Burton. Who? Jack Burton. Jack Burton, motherfucker, that's right. Jack Burton was like ah the dude from Overboard. Yeah. we But if he was a hero and guy. It was like Jack Burton retired and started doing carpentry work.
01:07:30
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And drinking heavily. yeah that Prince of Darkness, 1987. Directed, written, composed the music. Did not produce... I remember thinking, oh, it's going be so good. and It was a neat concept, quickck but the story was just so boring. Yeah, it gets bland.
01:07:51
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I've seen it once and agree. It was just, I don't know. It was like what M. Night Shyamalan tries to do, Shyamalan and Ding Dong, with all of his movies. know e ah Before he was doing it. yeah That's why I thought about it. We were almost trying to make... you um And that's all I'm going to say about that. Yeah, Prince of Darkness was a pretty weak flick.
01:08:16
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And it bums me out that he wrote it. Because I really do. I i appreciate John Carver's work. He's one of my favorite directors. Well, ain't not only that, but I mean, if he damn near did everything except produced it, that means that was his true vision, aside from whatever the corporate the corporate know monster takes out.
01:08:34
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so That's kind of why keep pointing out. um The really cool thing about Carpenter is him and his brother do a lot of the music in the movies. The the guitar the really cool guitar riff scene in the Mouth of Madness is him and his brother playing together.
01:08:48
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That's why I have mad respect for him, really, honestly. Prince of Darkness of 1987, another one of my favorites. It's it's a guilty pleasure movie. Not fine cinema. yeah Not fine cinema.
01:09:00
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But every second time I see Keith David or hear Keith David's voice, I know I'm going to have fun. Keith David, Rowdy Roddy Piper, who lived, 1988.
01:09:13
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but today To this day, that movie is still relevant. And it's awesome. And it's good. Yes, yes. It's fun one. One of the best fucking fight scenes.
01:09:24
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One of the best fucking fight scenes. Like, oh my god. Dude, do you remember the South Park episode, Cripple Fight? yeah yeah Yeah. Do you know what's significant about that?
01:09:35
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no because we watched the cripple fight go back to that alley fight it is a shot for shot fucking remake dude no shit yes oh i'm gonna have to cross it they always fucking do that oh that would be fucking great dude oh my god hell comes the fraud time it was a better movie because it's more awesomely bad um Rowdy Roddy Piper should have stubbed to wrestling.
01:10:03
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But I don't blame the little guy for taking a paycheck. I ain't going to blame him for getting paid. He gave it a shot. He's no rock.
01:10:13
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I'd rather watch Rowdy Piper than rock. Oh, yeah? Whoops. The rock in that the rock can be good sometimes. I wanna love everything he does.
01:10:24
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um He can be very good. Rowdy Roddy Piper. He... i I liked him when was a kid. I'm a part Irish, so like i always liked him.
01:10:37
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Way to make it about you. Fucking Mick. Say what? I didn't fucking hear what he Roddy Roddy Piper's character was not Irish.
01:10:49
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He's wearing a kilt. He's a Scot. Ooh, that's like calling a Puerto Rican a Mexican. I thought so. I was like, wait, where is he? said by mar Do you remember that time in the car?
01:11:02
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I thought you were going kill us. You remember? Settle down. Settle down. yeah Settle down. i look set up down about Hey, there's a car coming.
01:11:15
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Here's how it started. I said, hey, Marco, can ask you serious question? Yeah, sure. What is it? I said, do you identify as a cholo? Because if there's one thing I know about Marco, he loves it.
01:11:28
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He loves it when you bring out bring up his Mexican heritage. He hates that. He hates being called a Cholo. Ryan, what are you talking about? it's I mean, he's almost come to blows. Maybe it's just me. You know, it could it could it could just be.
01:11:43
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I have a face that just screams fight me, apparently. I have a face that screams punch me in it. Ryan, apparently wasn't laying the sarcasm on thick enough. Yeah, yeah. I know he hates that shit. That's why I said that stuff. We're driving. We're on a way to go whitewater out.
01:12:01
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um I was going to fight that day. and You're in so lucky you you guys are out of reach. Not you. you personally bit yeah i was to fucking throttle that cat. Which guy? well Not important. I'm not naming names.
01:12:15
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He's a good dude. now I made amends with him later in life. but yeah For years, I was thinking I'm to punch him next time I'm seeing him. that's like me good name the names name the names puzzy so go ahead from here so i said that i'm distracted marco's totally distracted now he takes size completely off the road as he's driving and he's like he comes after me and that's yours you had to move four feet to the right it's actually hit me yeah yeah yeah that makes sense nasa don't know what's going on with your fucking lag dude but you're answering questions 10 minutes after the fact
01:12:53
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adds up Tell me about keeping up. it's but You get faster hamsters over there. and it ends your town pen You might just need to scroll forward. my ah My YouTube stream was about a minute behind. I was watching us all move in slow motion.
01:13:07
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So, I don't know. Maybe just refresh your Bowser. You got to hit the live button to get the chat. Yeah, you got to refresh your Bowser, hit the live, pull that little tab forward. Refresh your Bowser. I said browser, but you heard vowels. We've all had kinky thoughts.
01:13:27
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They live. I love that movie, though. Again, i love Keith David. He was awesome. in now yeah The one with the trash can, guys. Men at work.
01:13:41
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We were like brothers, Charlie Sheen and Amelia West. Poor Charlie Sheen was crazy. Before the tiger blood. Tiger blood. did The monologue he says to the ah pizza kid.
01:13:53
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I know what you're thinking. I'm just another the crazy. beep and Yeah, dude, watch that shit. The people under the stairs. What are we just naming movies randomly for no good reason? yeah out a carpenter booing yeah I don't think so, but maybe we'll get there. Maybe we'll get there. Gee, if you've been pretty quiet most the night, of all the movies we've talked about so far, which has been your favorite?
01:14:15
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I like Big Trouble. Yeah. And Escape from New York.
01:14:24
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That's probably my two favorite. I'm not 100% sure, but the first time I saw it, I think was at my cousin's place over in Fostoria. The second, maybe the third time I watched it was at your house on that big giant screen TV your parents bought.
01:14:37
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Yeah. That was the first big screen TV ever saw. That thing weighed like 4,000 pounds. Yeah. Old projector. Yep. Oh, golly day. know love me my only My only takeaway from this is apparently there's a sequel.
01:14:54
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that ah we I'll get to Ryan. Don't worry. I'll get there. I'm going to get to it. I'm going to find a way to stream that sequel. Okay. I'm going find a way to make this happen. I believe the reason it came out, I'm pretty sure it was 1993.
01:15:07
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Because Marco, if you love that movie, Escape from New York, it was made in 1981. I believe the year was 1993. I'll tell you. I had it pulled up a
Trivia Timeline
01:15:19
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minute ago. in the school the I you're right. So in timeline alive.
01:15:25
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came the sequel and it was like two thousand and five or some shit so they kind of kept that timeline a lot 93 was the year that the best person ever was born.
01:15:38
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Not no when it came out, like when it was placed, like when the storyline was placed. Oh, okay, okay, hold on. Yeah, I'm pretty sure in 1981's Escape from New York takes place in 1993. Yes. Because it was the very beginning of the height of the crack epidemic, and it was just a foregone conclusion within 12 years.
01:15:59
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Okay, you wonder if any country's going to strip. want to know the real answer i'm gonna i'm gonna hurt you uh the year is 1997. oh my fault was four years off what a piece of
01:16:14
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ryan take it easy on me bro hey man we're the trivia guys you gotta you gotta do fucking better okay i know i know i am terribly bad at trivia for being a host for years get better Ryan is totally bad at trivia.
01:16:32
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Mic drop. mark ah You know what? I remember one of my questions is here. can i Can I give you one of my horrible trivia questions? Let's see if you guys know it. No. This total trivia brought to you Ryan Weiss. Ask your question, buddy.
01:16:43
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No, no. I'm sorry. Continue with the... No, you question. beddy no no i'm sorry i would go continue with the sorry no you answer ask the fucking question i gotta find it i was i was asking if i could do it i don't have it ready i'm sorry gee ready are you kidding me holy shit we got another britney all right all right here's this i swear if none of you guys get system to be mad all right german trivia question 15. this was supposed to be the give me to help somebody win the prize
01:17:21
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What battle with Germany brought a disastrous loss to the Romans in 9 AD? The Polish? Famous. It's like the most famous Roman defeat of all time.
01:17:37
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You do know I'm Puerto Rican, right? Germany. This is a white people question. Non-excuse. Non-excuse. Most famous Roman defeat of all time was Hannibal of Carthage.
01:17:49
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Okay. Second. You're you're correct. They lost two Eagles, two Germany. Would have been Gaul at the time. Gaul was France. Yeah. You want to ask just drunk people at the bar and stuff.
01:18:02
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Tudorberg? Yeah! Yeah! That's Tudorberg! Thank Lord. I don't see you. don't know how you said it. They lost the general frizzle nuts. yeah we good No one got that. Apparently, that i was the... the Who the fuck knows this shit? I'm like, do you know why do you go to the bar and they're asking questions like that?
01:18:26
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it was German trivia. Like, I'd already gone through automakers and chocolate. What else do you want me to find? Yeah, because he didn't want to talk about the Holocaust. Yeah, we couldn't talk about the Holocaust or World War II. That was... like Why not? I did not like why. Like...
01:18:44
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at all that can not like it yeah i wonder why like I told you not to do that. No, no. You told me it was an all-German show in an historic German building and all this other bull crap. I came dressed in Lederhausen. I'm a friggin' Hispanic. I was in Leder fucking Hรคusen. And then, you know, I look around and I got a page full of Jew jokes and a page full of German jokes. And there was neither.
01:19:14
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Wow. i did Well, no, I take that back because I did ask, if the yeah, there was some real Germans there. One of them was Ryan's teacher, and I got her to throw up the Heil Himmel.
01:19:28
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yeah Listen, Joyce, you you are absolutely correct, but this is supposed to be fun time happy trivia, not how many shoes did the Germans have in their piles or how many so how many millions of pounds of golden teeth did they pull up.
01:19:43
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So all you have to do is make a good one. In my and middle school, I had to go to the Holocaust Museum because it's in Baltimore, right?
01:19:56
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That had to be awesome. It was actually a pretty cool
Director Opinions
01:20:00
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thing. Okay, so El Diablo came out in 1990. but um boblo came out ni ninety and Moving the fuck on. Thank you.
01:20:10
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Not directed, but written and executive produced a television film. Now, what was it called again? Diablo? El Diablo. Can you see that one? The Spanish version of that one movie, Prince of Darkness?
01:20:26
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The Devil, Prince of Darkness, same movie. Yo, why is this a Western? No, i wouldn't say that. Is it a Western? I don't fucking yeah I've never heard of it. It sounds kind of racist to me.
01:20:39
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oh my gosh. Wait, you've never seen the movie and and you're plugging it? What the heck, larry Mikey? it's really news that I'm plugging a director I love.
01:20:51
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I don't listen. if if it does If it doesn't appeal to me, I'm not going watch it just to watch it. And if I miss something good, I miss something good. that that's that's brilliant Especially if somebody overhyped it.
01:21:03
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Yeah, he wrote it, guess. I can't watch it. It just got it loses its interest to me. El Diablo from 1990 was written and executive produced for television by John Carver.
01:21:15
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And Tommy Lee Wallace. and Okay, cool. So, Blood River in 1991. Same deal. Major TV, written, and executive produced. He made a lot of made-it-for-TV movies that I never ah didn't hear of.
01:21:30
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Yeah. so So this guy went from, like, you know demon cars and cults and possessions to westerns is that is that the progression you're allowed to wal of the best directors you'll just feel the roads out in multiple genres uh kubrick didn't just do the shining he also did a super lame movie uh yeah i can't remember it was like uh about britain and stupid lame britain
01:22:03
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People in... I'm going to Google... Lame movie. That's even like Dario Argento. He did like a trilogy of great ah old school movies from, you know, horror movies back in the day, like Tenebrae and shit like that.
01:22:15
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But then you see in some of his other movies, like he did a Dracula movie. where Dracula turned into the one of the most worst CGI i praying mantises. Who who turns you know like makes Dracula turn into a praying mantis but a fake-looking praying mantis at that, dude? well think It was worse than Godzilla, that Nodzilla that they made back in the 90s. The one with Matthew Broderick?
01:22:42
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Yeah, one with the movie Diddy song... Terrible movie. Was the movie you were thinking of... Let me see here. That's Paco. Brick Lane. Brick Lane.
01:22:55
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that the Is that the Kubrick movie that you were thinking of there, Michael? No. it it's not It's a person's name, and I can't remember what it is offhand. I think Kubrick's a great director. Dude, 2001 Space Odyssey is fucking phenomenal.
01:23:10
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Yeah. Dude, I still can't get through the first 20 minutes of that. You got to just knuckle down, bro. You got to knuckle down. That's what you're saying to a gay guy who's just starting out.
01:23:21
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No. you Put the pen down. Bring the lube. Tight the pillow. And just push your way through. No, no, no, no. I know what it is. I know what it is You ready?
01:23:33
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Just let it happen. If you're listening, you just got a big old nod from Ryan. oh thank you we ol see yeah ryan ryan put a big old nod out to you yeah he said uh a gay dude for the very first time or whatever last thing he hears is just giggling over there i buried a 13 year old boy that's awesome go i don't know how to pronounce this guy's name but you are just you're on fire in these comments bro like you're like
01:24:05
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You're batting a thousand today. I'm proud of you. That is the name of it. Thank you. yeah you it is yeah yeah It's a critical and box office complete disaster.
01:24:16
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I think that made movie made $7. He's like his mom is going to watch it on Sunday and that was the only ticket spot ever. yeah But he wanted to make that movie for whatever reason. He wanted to tell that story.
01:24:30
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Now, um I know it's not Kubrick night, but it bears to mention, because I also happen to love Stephen King, most what he did. Stephen King was banned from the set of the original Shining made by Kubrick because he was fighting
Hollywood Budgets and Successes
01:24:45
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with Kubrick. What the fuck you doing to my story?
01:24:47
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This is bullshit. Yeah, yeah. All right, real quick. just it I had to look it up. ah The budget was $12 million, and they made 20 points. 2 million on Barry Lyndon. Here's a question.
01:25:02
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i I don't get this about the Hollywood metrics. like I get it. It wasn't you know a box office smash. like We didn't make hundreds of millions. They made $8 million dollars with that movie. Why is it a failure? like that's Because it didn't at least to double its money.
01:25:16
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Yeah, you profited. It didn't double, no, but you profited $8 million. That's generally gross, dude. That's a gross profit. That's not after you pay your... your people who cook for you guys, your actors. Most of the movies earnings go.
01:25:32
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Okay. Okay. So it's not, it's okay. I got you. So once you start breaking stuff down and you end up with $12 in your pocket, I forgot, I forgot one. the i think And you gotta to think about like how much that was back then. Like, yeah, today.
01:25:49
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I mean, it's $12 million. dollars twelve many dollars i i Like today, it's a much smaller yacht or a house, but it's still a very nice yacht. But no, maybe that's going to be a large boat.
01:26:01
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Yachts are way more expensive these days. so if you can get a or You've got to be able to get a used yacht for 12 mil. Come on. You've got to figure it out. mu Fuck you. that's You're not even a millionaire if you're buying used pussy. Hey, man, a little, little peanut on it. No one's going to know. Okay. Damn, dude.
01:26:19
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I love Ryan. He knows it. That's why I love him. If I don't love him, then that it means I don't like him. It's all slightly used at this point, okay? It's it it years 2025. You're not getting premium untouched. I'm not finishing this joke.
01:26:31
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Yes. It's all good. he He meant to say pussy. Memoirs of an Invisible Man. And if he didn't mean to say it, I was thinking it.
01:26:42
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Huh? I said, if he didn't mean to say it, I was thinking it. I'm allowed to say it. Memoirs of an Invisible Man. Terrible fucking movie. Wasn't it with Chevy Chase? The ending is with Chevy Chase for sure. Yeah. That is an awful piece of trash. I kind of like that. Daryl Hannah was the opposite for him in that. Daryl Hannah, I think.
01:27:03
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She's, i don't know. She peaked when her ass and almost tits were on screen in Flash. Yeah. Flash. why you I back up to that picture plenty of times when I was a kid.
01:27:18
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And then she had a tear of a tear after that and then came back and was awesome in Kill Bill's. she did ah ah She did a couple of, there was a movie, she played a ghost of ah The ghost of her career?
Actresses in Hollywood
01:27:36
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No, it was a British movie. Steve Guttenberg was in it too. I know what you're talking about. Yeah, that fucking movie sucks. Jesse. Are you guys talking about Patricia or Darryl?
01:27:51
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Darryl. Darryl. Darryl. Okay, this is like, okay, I um i apologize to Daryl Hannah, but this is like those weird 80s star women that have like the man chin, and I don't understand why you guys were into that. I'm going to honest.
01:28:07
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I don't like... How do you say that I was into in the 80s? Yo, how you guys just said that like you had the picture, okay? Yeah, really. And she was like... did The chin, there the fish the fish part, that didn't bother you. It was the chin.
01:28:21
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What was the bad guy from Die Hard? She has the same chin as the fucking Swedish bad guy from Die Hard. He's German.
01:28:33
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He was out Hans Gruber. Hans Gruber's chin, you're pinning it up to your wall. It's they're secretly gay. I never noticed her chin.
01:28:45
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yeah i have no shit Sweet cheeks that her legs made a great ass out of. Michael, I'm sending you a picture of this lady just so you can, if you can put it on.
01:28:58
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Oh, shit. Why do I love this? I'm so glad, Ryan. You're here. Thank you. Thank you. yeah We weren't looking at the chin, Ryan. And if you're looking at the chin, that means you're sucking a dick.
01:29:10
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then it right How can you not look at the chin? Just so you know. right, Michael, this is hitting your... You can't tape that joke to going the wrong i fuck ah take that that
01:29:25
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camera off. I put it to your Facebook. I sent it to Marco, too. send here book sos Suspect. Okay, sure. yeah No, I'm doing that for them, not you. What they they put up. He's like 64 now and she looks that good. Fuck you.
01:29:43
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for good That is not the Daryl Hannah that was in splash. No, that is Daryl Hannah. Why do you have no why do you that picture? What did you just pull that out of? You are a fucking legend.
01:30:03
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That's the picture sent me, Dad. She pulled out Polaroid, blew it off, and was like, she did not look like this in the fifty That was the baby. That's the picture you sent me.
01:30:14
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How did you just get that? Was that your phone? That was like a fucking picture. That's the background on his phone right now. Dude, that looked like he pulled out a printout, bro. That didn't look like his phone.
01:30:28
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It did. It did. It was like you were slapping him in the forehead with a card playing spades. She was still young in Nashville. They didn't rearrange your face and shit.
01:30:41
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Oh, shit. My man Ernest just sent me a personal text about hour ago. No worries, buddy. Any show can be my show. I love Ernest. He's an awesome cat, man. I'm going to have him on. as yeah I love that cat. He's a lot of fun.
Mark Hamill's Career
01:30:55
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He's a lot of fun. i hit bob look at drop Look at the comments. So we are way off fucking topic. Yeah, we're only at a movie. That's on track. That was Villains and the Middleman. Again, if you haven't seen it, good for you.
01:31:08
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He directed it and that was it. Comedy without Jack Burton is not his jam. Body Bags, 1993.
01:31:20
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Another television movie. Somebody mentioned it about an hour ago. 1993 movie. He directed it, executive produced, and composed the music for yet another television film.
01:31:32
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Yeah. Yeah, then like I said, you got me with most of these television things. i was yeah and i't that's like Who's in Body Bags, Ron? Can can you give me some information since you're building shit on stuff? Yeah. england run We're Wes Craven, Sammy Williams, Mark Hamill.
01:31:49
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going we're going to weird now. Sorry, they got Twiggy. From a Vernon Shirley. That's a but they got twiggy we're going we're going to weird places now this walls in it bri chado wheeler sorry they got twiggy
01:32:07
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<unk> okay never run fuck it from a vernon shiley that's squey ah She was very big in fashion and yeah, whatever. It doesn't matter. go no say so Some no-eating whore from Europe. Got it.
01:32:29
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okay not um we but Seriously, they had Mark Hamill. are loop mag one du Mark Hamill was in a movie called The Giver and I never had less respect for the former actor that I loved.
01:32:46
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I was done with Mark Hamill at that point. Until I realized he was doing the voice of the Joker in animated Batman, dude. Yeah. You're my favorite Joker.
01:32:57
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You didn't fucking know that? No, I gotta know that. Bruce Greenwood is my Batman, and Mark Hamill's my fucking Joker, dude. Dude, did you ever see the movie that he did when he was young with that souped-up Corvette?
01:33:11
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like It was like, like camel movie what he was like, maybe in his early 20s, if that. And he like was, that so I think he repoed this car or maybe he built the car or whatever. But it was just, this Corvette, the only one I've ever seen like it is in the Transformers movie.
01:33:30
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Like the cartoon of the Transformers movie. I have no idea what's that one. Oh, dude. Oh, my God. Yeah, yeah Ryan, look that shit up. Mark Hamill and the Corvette.
01:33:41
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The lovely Ryan. Hey, Ryan, do want a job? This guy's too young for any of these fucking movies. He could be doing something.
01:33:53
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Again, the driver, of the guy, he's using it, and he's playing some grizzled, some grizzled. Corvette Summers? Corvette Summers.
01:34:03
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I think they should have actually seen that. i Look at these flyers, man. Holy shit. I'm sorry. i'm these these Anyways. It's all right.
01:34:13
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Steve, you still breathing? Yep. You haven't moved in a while. maybe you should all sleep on it. If you look at him, he stood still for so long, he actually looks like the label off some old school liquor.
01:34:26
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hu He was thinking he should be on the front of Old Gin or some shit like
Classic Directors' Impact
01:34:33
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that. well Do that, Jeef. Old Grandpa Jeef's gin.
01:34:40
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i well I thought he was either asleep or maybe he froze. as I was just making sure he was awake. I'm sure his pulse is still going. Ryan sent me a photo. Black Moon Rising. That's crap.
01:34:53
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Yeah. Is that your name, Jersh? What was ah the next movie? I think so, right?
01:35:00
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And in Black Moon Rising. Is that Jimmy Lee Curtis? Let me go. Look, I'm sorry. i was throwing you another one. No problem. These flyers are kind of so bad, they're good. That's kind of what I want to show you.
01:35:11
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All right, Black Moon Tommy Lee. I hope he says we're going to make him the new label for old granddad. We know you've had enough. He starts winking at you. Tommy Lee
01:35:24
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And... It doesn't look like Jamie Lee Curtis is in here now. I couldn't tell. Mark Hamlin and Annie Potts, Corvette Summer. Why does Annie Potts sound familiar?
01:35:35
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Was she on Designing Women? ah Yeah. ah She wasn't in Delta Burke. Who the fuck is Annie Potts? ah yeah The red hair one with a kind of dry... one nobody liked because she wasn't in Delta Burke?
01:35:48
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Grandma and Young Sheldon. so No, I don't watch that dumb shit. I don't watch shows with children in them. It makes me feel creepy. hey So is that why you don't... Never mind. I'll talk to you about that later. What is the next movie?
01:36:04
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Thank you. 1994's In the Mouth of Madness. My personal favorite. We just did this! We didn't get to it yet. you just Do you just watch any show that says In the Mouth? Like...
01:36:19
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Got him. Mic drop. yeah I don't just watch them. I've stolen a lot of them. Coming to a theater.
01:36:31
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In the mouth of Michael. Oh, golly day. Michael's hungry. who yeah Great fall movie. We did talk about it quite a bit earlier, so we're not going to do much.
01:36:42
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He directed and he composed the music. And again, that guitar looks tight. Marco, I strongly suggest rewatch it and really pay attention. You weren't paying attention enough. You had the story kind right, but you had it all twisted up, and that's why it doesn't make any sense. The story that I told you was delirious, and it was pretty much the same fucking story. To you, but you're wrong, Stoney Baloney.
01:37:06
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Village of the Damned, the movie that made kristaa Christopher Reeves so sad, he jumped off a horse.
01:37:18
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That's the movie that killed Superman? That was his kryptonite? After he did that movie, he started running horses, I think, for a reason. Fuck that horse.
01:37:29
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The best number on the way. The horse's name was kryptonite.
01:37:35
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um Off topic, but don't care. Christopher Reeves, man. There's a documentary. I think it's on HBO. It's called Superman, the Christopher Reeves story. And it's fucking phenomenal.
01:37:47
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Christopher Reeves was not a bad guy. And um I couldn't believe it. I saw Superman play an excellent fucking villain opposite Michael Caine, also playing a villain. I can't remember what it was called offhand. They were playwrights.
01:37:59
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And they were working on a play together as at the same time plotting to kill each other at the same time. It was fucking intense. And seeing Christopher Reeves be a bad guy, I was mind-blowing. I like, what the fuck is Superman doing? This is bullshit. Yeah. i was still young enough yeah he did a sappy movie that um i think ryan went to the house they filmed the movie in uh him and some chick he was a time traveler he fell in love with a chick in a picture and he time traveled back to meet the girl christopher reeves yeah sounds like super sucked i was gonna say it sounds like yeah i got forced to watch it a few times it did
01:38:42
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ah What were you going say, Britt? No, I was thinking it sounded like some show, but no. we You're right. It didn't sound like any show at all. Marco made that shit up.
01:38:57
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No. Directed, comp composed the music. Now, 1996. I know it was released in 97 because that's why he did it. The sequel to off Help me. it's Escape from New York. Escape New York.
01:39:15
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Escape from L.A. The reason they made it in 97 was because that's the year. Well, they released it. I'm sorry. Made in 96, released in 97. The year the original film took place.
01:39:26
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And it was just whatever the same time jump was. And in the first one, it was like, oh, I thought you'd be taller. thought taller. And I think in the second one, was like, oh, I thought you'd be younger. I thought you'd be older. I can't remember which.
01:39:37
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But it was a different thing everyone said to him over and over again. And Steve Buscemi, man, plays this shady little freak. And I love him. he Steve Buscemi is kind of my spirit. I don't know. Thanks for making your way back. You missed most of the show.
01:39:51
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All the kids' stuff happened 40 minutes ago. The movie was called Somewhere in Time, 1980. Okay, Somewhere in Time. Not nearly as good as one with Roddy... No, not Roddy.
01:40:04
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Malcolm McDowell. um and I remember how it was. But he plays H.G. Wells and goes back in time chasing after Moriarty or some shit. It was Jack the Ripper, but it was what his friend also. It was a weird, weird movie.
01:40:20
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And that girl, Amy Irving, I think was the female lead in that. And she's not sexy.
01:40:29
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If Shelly Duvall was 15% prettier, she'd be Amy Irving. Does she have butter face? yeah I know what I look like, audience. I know. She's ugly.
01:40:43
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Cheryl. She was Wendy and the shining and she was ah yeahlyian Popeye too.
01:40:55
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Yeah. All of them. All right. Do you want to go to Rippy? ah She's a double bagger. All right. So while I pull up the chair here, just to derail the show again, one more time, I'm bad.
01:41:12
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names and faces, but Steve Buscemi, they really dropped the ball not not casting him as Gollum in the Lord Rings.
01:41:25
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Ryan, I love you for that. prince That's the wrong man to say i love you. You are now the proud owner of a new stalker.
01:41:38
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and i'm gonna disagree with you lc not a double bagger she's a double dagger just endeding oh come on you don't need across you done you're not for the reason she's kind of quit acting was because uh stanley kubrick and the way he treated her in the shining He wanted her upset and she just could not play enough upset. She was just, she's lifeless. She's bland. She has no soul. She's probably Canadian. And Kubrick flipped shit on her and like hurt her feelings so deeply. She got upset and she kind of got PTSD and never recovered from it because it was like all, it was like high school all over again. You're an ugly bitch. You know what I mean? Dang shoddy. That's,
01:42:25
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yeah i'm really hard on getting paid enough we're in the penis fuck if you want united searchs directed written and composed the music a very fun flick uh john carpenter i mean wait wait i love most of his movies i say we watch couple of these uh tv movies maybe i'll put them up on patreon if anybody wants to do a watch party with me i one of these probably really shitty we'll start with elvis and we'll kick two of the other ones that look terrible we'll work on that yeah yeah what can sell for the future probably terrible
01:43:01
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that so squeezing my la again I was apprehensive I really have a soft spot in my heart for escape from New York dude the knocked it out of the park knocked out of the park had the same feel but better modern techniques and much better actors to the Duke of New York sadly gone bummer a number one vampires 1998 starring the insane James Woods ah Funny
James Woods Story
01:43:31
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story about him. ah You hear about Sean Young and how psycho she is. Yeah.
01:43:36
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She dated James Woods. Yeah. This creepy motherfucker, Mr. Mensah himself, made her lay down in like a bed of ice, like a tub of ice, so we she would be cold when he put it in her.
01:43:50
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So she'd feel like horse. Yeah. That's some Ed Gein shit without being Ed Gein. Well, I mean, if you figure out a way to get... That's some necropeniac shit, isn't it? ah that's That's like, you know, to giving a pedophile a midget.
01:44:05
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Wow. but giving you That is a sentence. He solves a fucking problem. That is a sentence right there. Damn. themt this If you wonder, it's that cold. I remember the comedian so I could properly ah give him his credit.
01:44:23
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Hold on. I wish I remember who it was. Has a bit. He says, I've i've got a way to solve. I think it was Dan Cummings, maybe.
01:44:34
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I got a way to solve child predators and the elderly problem in one fell swoop. The elderly have lived their lives, their full lives.
01:44:45
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They deserve a full ride at this point. Let's have a nice island somewhere that's just the elderly. All their needs are completely taken care of by these creepy child predators. What's the island to put them on the grandma and grandpa island, right?
01:45:01
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With hand and foot on old people. And finally, the old people have a group of guys, a group of people willing to actually want to see the pictures of their grandkids.
01:45:13
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Everyone wins. Thank you, Brittany. You finally got it. It was fun to watch that. Brilliant. It's a great bonus for the grandmas and grandpas, and it's a great punishment for those dirty little child people.
01:45:28
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That is fucking brilliant. Grandpas, grandpas, or if it's their uncles, those might have been the ones that turned them into the predators to begin with. So now the the predators become the prey.
01:45:40
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Whatever they're doing. Yeah, they generational trauma. Vampires was 1998. Fun as hell movie to watch. Fun as hell movie to watch.
01:45:51
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The main bad vampire guy is the same dude who was the bad guy in The Crow. What's his name? Michael something. ah Michael Wincott, I think. Michael Wincott, I'm pretty sure.
01:46:04
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He was the bad guy in Dragonheart, that really terrible fucking movie with Sean Connery. Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey. Do not speak ill of Dragonheart, okay? There have been like 20 sequels, and I'm down with them. You are incredible. That's when he finally was born.
01:46:20
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Yeah, yeah, don't ruin. Where do you find this guy, Michael? Here's what i need. I need this right here. Wait, wait, so who are you looking for, Dragonheart? Ryan, I need you to pay attention. Look look into my eyes, Ryan.
01:46:33
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I'm trying, hold on. No, this is too much me. Dragonheart is a shit movie. Dragonheart is a movie.
01:46:44
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Sean Connery is a shit person. And not that, he's stupid. Super duper stupid. You are you are just... You're incorrect. I'm sorry. The 80s were a shit time. You guys drank too much lead and you played outside a little bit too much. It addled your brain.
01:46:59
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And you're just you're just fucking wrong. um And how dare you? very yeah how No, no, no, no, no. How dare you? Sean Connery has been the greatest like action weird fucking-ness since that damn Alcatraz shit that he was in.
01:47:14
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no yeah That's what I was going to bring up. now just awesome oh He was fucking James Bond. hey He sucked at James Bond, that furry old fuck. but here's Here's my point. ah Sean Connery is a terrible person, and he's an idiot.
01:47:28
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Two things I want to say about Sean Connery are absolutely true. He was well known for slapping women on sets. yes Give her a little slap. No problems with that. It's a very masculine thing to do. It's kind a little slap.
01:47:42
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And He's so fucking stupid. He turned down the road for Obi-Wan Kenobi because he didn't understand the script. and it was This is stupid. I don't understand it. The motherfucker very illiterate. I'm a homie, but that was a fuck-up, dude. like that like I don't know where you are now, but that was that was probably your biggest fuck-up.
01:48:03
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Sean Connery now is a knock-knock. Who's that? Knock-knock. sea henry now is hey knock knock
01:48:11
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another up Who's there? Not Sean Coyle. He's fucking dead. ah um yeah Now, didn't he turn down the role ah in Star Wars to be a Spanish guy in Highlander?
01:48:27
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He turned it down because he didn't understand the role. he got He was given the script. He read the script. And then he had two other people read the script to explain it to him. He couldn't figure it out.
01:48:38
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The man was barely literate. He was pretty, and he was excellent flapping women. your little slap who and He played the same person in every role he played.
01:48:49
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It was the same. wasn much yeah kind aunt Highlander, he played the the dude with the in the Wesley Sipes movie that was over in China. Black Yeah. black rain yeah a lot of actors these days basically play the same roles over and over again those aren't actors those are characters whatever you want to pull an example um who's that dickhead who uh from east eastbound and down um he was in uh mcbride yes danny mcbride is a one-stroke pony
01:49:24
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Swearing is not funny in and of itself. Just just swearing a lot is not funny to me. And a lot of other people. Thanks for coming out. Johnny Bones. Johnny Bones. What up Johnny Bones. Are you talking about the dude who's usually with ah Franco and them?
01:49:41
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and the the The annoying one of the bunch. Seth Rogen and Franco. and
01:49:48
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Seth Rogen. He's with Will Ferrell. A lot. John C. Wright? Danny McBride? Alright, I'm wrong.
01:49:58
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Danny McBride is all over the place. The point is this. Every character, he just swears a lot. and your will trouble stupid bit He was a little different. he was a little different in ah The Heart Rate Kid.
01:50:13
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And it made it a little more interesting, but only a little. And he was a little bit different in was Prometheus? No, it was Romulus. Yeah, we're talking about the same person.
01:50:24
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Yeah, Danny McBride. Danny McSwain's a lot. Danny McCann act. Danny Mc... Fuck him. He's only really good doing that same bullshit when he's across from Walton Goggins.
01:50:36
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Walton Goggins is so good, he can make him good. anne that whos still to the this layer You're exactly right. When he ah had Channing Tatum on the in the gimp suit in This Is The End, that was that was silly I'll you right now, I didn't watch that.
01:50:54
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Great. Dude, that's a great fun movie just to sit back and smoke to. A lot of people have said that. a lot of people have said that. um um Again, I said it and see it. That's not accurate. i Maybe i just wasn't paying attention enough to it, but i to you Seth Rogen for me is hit or miss.
01:51:13
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Yeah, I agree. I don't think that him and Franco were that golden of a team. and they there's only three movies that i actually liked with all like i like this at the end um the one the interview and uh what the fuck was the other the interview was good i didn't watch it i was afraid that would know i watched it and then come after it and zach and mary's uh make a porno they were both doing that No, Frank wasn't in Zack and Mary. Right.
01:51:43
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now But, what was great in that? loses breaking hand I didn't hate Katherine Heigl either, but, I love her. ya mute Jason Mewes.
01:51:54
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Yeah. yeah yeah in my movie Also, shit the Tracy Bords. Her steam was hysterical.
01:52:05
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No, Tracy Lourdes. I'm sorry. She was a much younger porn girl. the why with that had choice she doesn sun kind like joe on Bubbles. Bubbles. Okay.
01:52:16
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The blonde? Yes. the big but Dude, i see I had her first fucking porn scene on VHS. I just got way too excited for that. I so much Hold on, on.
01:52:32
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like yeah your go here You're married, right? yeah like You have a long-term relationship. Why in the fuck do you guys keep circling back to porn? like Is this a cry for help? what is go like It just continually goes back to porn.
01:52:50
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yeah but But it goes back because we're talking about 80s. I can't also yeah yeah remember the last time I watched porn. I don't need porn because I have a lady to fuck up.
01:53:00
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All right. but i yeah can we Wait, Marco. Yes, you're absolutely right. Yeah, yeah. Oxolotl. Marco's gonna go. Is his name Oxolotl?
01:53:11
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To all the lords of silence before. Marco, please. Wait, you have an axolotl? I used to, yeah. well you have an axolotal okay i used go yeah michael don It wasn't ah like the white pink ones. It was a like dark gray one. I got two oxalado onesies.
01:53:31
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see ah done This young man right here, through dick the bulldog is a good, clean kid. He lived a good, clean life. I know him personally. He's a great guy. He doesn't drink. He doesn't smoke. He has no vices.
01:53:44
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He's kind. He's the opposite of me. Why are you here? But still super cool. We were glad to see you. Thank you for cleaning up the chat.
01:53:55
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You should probably leave. We're going to do bad things to you. Marco, do not dust off your VHS tape tonight. I swear to you. Leave them alone. Everything's digital. right Can you just imagine him just rewinding?
01:54:10
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um be I still got some of my old school porns and next to my old school Star Wars VHSes at my mama. That's funny. I will say it.
Horror Movies Impact
01:54:20
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I had magazines at one point. Yep, I did too.
01:54:25
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And I'm 32. Wow, that's what that's what poverty is. You know, I realize buddy. Hey, man. Hey, she's ready. You're not wrong.
01:54:36
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hey man yeah She's ready for the internet to go down. No matter what happens, she stays ready. Yeah, but it keeps your mind focused. That's because we grew up on Muppet Babies, so we had to learn how to imagine.
01:54:52
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me My imagination is better than anything that these porns can fucking show me. My wife is better than all that shit. That's the right answer. I broke up with this.
01:55:06
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when I got that. That and a bunch of other reasons. Very clever. 1999 is a movie called Silent Predators. That's 100% a porn title. I'm sorry.
01:55:18
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a hundred percent a porn title i'm sorry It written for
01:55:27
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but john garwinner nineteen ninety nine silent preds i'm assuming it is a yeah Movie about meats. yeah the Helen Keller something, probably. No, that sounds like something that that dude you know, they invite people in. Fucking snakes.
01:55:45
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Why were here? Let's see. Why are you here? Did you say you wanted to tongue punch your fart box? Is that right here? You wanted to tongue punch your fart box?
01:56:01
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So much I want to say right now. Then do it. No. Marco, listen. this Do it. Say it. yeah hold the Be a genuine.
01:56:15
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Please. Did you just say let it out.
01:56:27
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Just let it out. Let it out. Mute the mic and light a candle. I don't know. Hopefully you don't have a yeast infection and it doesn't smell bad. Somebody's baking bread and it's sourdough.
01:56:39
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but Yeah. know next ninety nine solid potatos I'm 100% sure it's probably a submarine movie. And it was a television film again written by Carmel. 100% that it's a pedophile movie.
01:56:53
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but What? Stop saying the P-word. No, it's a snake movie. no it's a snake movie ah yeah here oh just five it's too minute more i stays and this man i they are plane but but let's this jungle real quick i like this sidetrack we're almost at two hours we're gonna go a little long and i don't care you guys got anything better to do We'll probably kill another half an hour here.
01:57:27
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Audience, I hope you're enjoying this. Bullshit. Appreciate you all being here. Thank you again.
01:57:35
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ah What's the best one? Snakes on a plane, Anaconda, or Silent Predators? Anaconda easily. Come on. There's no...
01:57:48
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and a college easily like its come on its no I like Samuel Jackson. That's what I was going to say. I was saying Samuel Jackson. like Samuel Jackson more than like Ice Cube.
01:58:00
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Yeah. Well, no, I won't say that. There's something about that giant CGI anaconda, though. It's just so perfect. perfect It moves way fast.
01:58:14
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Those snakes aren't fast. In water, yeah, kind of. But it's whipping around those poles on the boat and shit. that It was retarded. it was It was absolutely idiotic. That sucked. That's believable.
01:58:30
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But fast and a time to that fucking long? No way. Do you remember, what was the movie that had out like Freddy Krueger and Captain Spaulding and there was another chick in it? Not as those characters, but um there was a space horror movie and the maggot raped the girl. Do you remember that?
01:58:53
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Don't say the artwork. We use struggle snuggle. We don't want get flagged. well The maggot struggle snuggled the hell out of the girl. I don't remember that at all.
01:59:04
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You said that. Sithag played the crime. Sithag. Robert Englund. Robert Englund. I was just assuming you might have been talking about V. No, no, no, no. Yeah, obviously.
01:59:17
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ah Obviously. Galaxy of Terror. It was called Galaxy of Terror. Huh. Sounds pretty bad. let me cut I think I can speak up of here.
01:59:31
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That movie, I never saw it. But I guarantee you, it does whatever that MAGA thing was, didn't hold a candle to a space herpes from Ice Pirates. Oh, dude. The space herpes was cute.
01:59:43
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I remember the space herpes on Ice Pirates. can i I'm not going to lie. I've seen this flyer, so now you guys have to see this flyer. Hold on. this This is, Marco, this is this is messed up.
01:59:57
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Pop it I can't even grab this thing. I got to screen capture this. Whitney, hold on your comment. You had something to say Hold on to it. Don't lose it. It had to do with maggots. right, take your comment. This is going to give me a minute. Talk about maggots.
02:00:09
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yeah My mom's cousin once saw meat in the trash, and he goes, oh, my God. He wouldn't take the trash out for the rest of his life. said, and I'm quoting here, there was maggots in the garbage as long as spaghetti.
02:00:23
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that so what's your magic looks at your mag story bret this girl that i went to school with and then i'm not gonna say names she was very young her and her boyfriend used mayonnaise oh god yeah okay that didn't really happen you heard that second hand no no no it really happened let me guess was was somebody else in your school uh no she told me no was friends with her she told me herself She had pains inside her and she had maggots inside her. That sounds awesome. I want to date that clean lady.
02:01:02
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So there's a movie called night of something strange. that It's a newer movie. Now, you want to be traumatized, especially by maggots? Watch Night of Something Strange. you know that that That was a find that me and Ray found like maybe about a year or two ago. just We're going to flick it through the tubi or whatever. you thought try drag me ah but about fucking who i mean That right there will traumatize you. something yeah I'm traumatized by this because it's bad enough asking your body counts
02:01:35
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I don't want to ask the girl her maggot count. like yeah like She like openly told me about it, too. like Because she was speaking what you would believe.
02:01:46
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like do you think Do you think she ever used the mayonnaise again? i i be she used Miracle Whip next time. I think I think I got I went to school with girl who used a cucumber to play herself and then served to her parents with a salad.
02:02:04
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Only when you play. So you gave ball of shit right there. No, no. I watched a porn where ah two chicks used eels on each other, alive eels, and then they cut them up and cooked them and served them to a dude.
02:02:19
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that's a That's That's what happens at the end of porn. but We're going to make a segue here. Put your children to bed. This is an adult show.
02:02:33
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Ghosts of Mars. 2001. Written, directed, and composed. I don't think I like that movie. That was the one with the ones right and they were like ghouls or whatever, like undead, the old astronauts. who I love this Big Jason, there goes my lunch.
02:02:53
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Yeah, it really was awesome, dude. Yeah. Was Ghost of Mars the the Travolta movie or was it the Ice Cube movie? It's the Ice Cube movie. The Ice Cube movie. That's the another one. that was I wasn't a fan of Ice Cube as an actor at all. I liked him as a rapper, but as an actor, I didn't like him at all. I mean, come on. It's it's Ice Cube, Jason Statham, and then a bunch of women. love Jason Statham. I've never heard of.
02:03:15
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Who was the other one? A bunch of women I've never heard of Not a surprise. So you are on the wrong side of the porn. All right, Eel Boy. Okay, Eel Boy. Yeah, sure. yeah yeah yeah you know You know who Jason Statham is, but but none of the handful of women that are there. Jason Statham is the British ah London.
02:03:42
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Marco, name me a movie that Clea Duvall was in. Oh, ah Cleo Duvall was out. Oh, my gosh. I said Marco.
02:03:54
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i't I don't even know. Yeah, some chick I don't know was in this movie. Moving on. um ah Well, you already admitted you're not good with faces. or I didn't watch the fucking movie neither. I mean, I watched like the first 10. I give every movie a good 15. Ghost of Mars was epic. like yeah You know, the what was it wasn't Ice Cube like a prisoner or something. and you know, it was like a knockoff Riddick.
02:04:21
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It was a knockoff Riddick. It was knockoff Riddick. I'll give you that. It was. Pitch Black was really good. Yes. I liked him. Chronicles of Riddick, really fucking solid. I liked him, dude. It was just one of those. It was a Vin Diesel movie, man. Vin Diesel's perfect role.
02:04:40
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A lot of growling, not a lot of talking, looking tough, and just talking. and He's best in the dark when he shuts the fuck up. He went from Pitch Black and fucking Riddick so I'm sorry, Brittany. Pitchback and Riddick and Triple X to then, family, we're family. It's like, no, man, go kill something. Shit.
02:05:01
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There's a long-held belief on the Friday Night Movie Show that the Fast and Furious series proves just how stupid America really is.
02:05:12
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yeah There should not be that many of them. Stop paying your money to see that shit. Kyle Kinane does a whole set on on the... Yes. yeah here's The Ludacris book, dude. Oh my God, it's so fun. I love Kyle Kinane, dude.
02:05:27
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You haven't ever heard about Ludacris? Phil! Keep rolling. Just keep rolling. That's Rick and Jeff off. You guys got anything? But Michelle Rodriguez, I have like a huge girl crush on her. Maybe it's because she's like kind of manly. I don't know. I fucking love that bitch. See, I'm not an Hispanic woman.
02:05:52
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What fuck? he's aer he' a self-hating Mexican. You're welcome, Marco. I love you, bro. yeah you know what it All the memes about don't deport the big booty Latinas, now there you go.
02:06:06
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they're soulless brazil
02:06:14
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they' soulless um brazil and never been there but i would love to go on noes there's a lot of stuff that happens there don't go down the favelas if you're a honky like me stay in the city don't go the favelas you will never come up and keep calm at all times when i went to ecuador being blonde like i had some like homeless drunks like just trying to come up to me and like i had to watch out where i was fucking going well your size you have to watch out everywhere going if you hit something you're going break something
02:06:54
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well i mean Shut the fuck up. You're itty. You're bitty. You got no titties. Itty bitty titties. Queen right here. Sorry Sue. That site too i was inappropriate.
02:07:06
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Don't say that without bitty Michael. What was the next movie? It's his last one. this guy working The Mars 2001. He took a nine month or nine- year hiatus.
02:07:19
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and was just doing a lot of producing and well not even a lot uh two films
Pop Culture Trials
02:07:24
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produced and that was it the ward 2010 the ward i don't even know what that is yeah i've never even i've never even heard that well apparently it's it on i'm gonna read this to you directed only my goodness i had seen it i don't really remember it but it's about mars and whatever the fuck about mars the word
02:07:49
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I thought it was about like a sequel to the Leave it to Beaver series. I thought maybe Mental Ward, some shit like that. or Maybe I haven't seen that.
02:08:03
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Hold on. You got him fucking reading a book. A troubled young woman is held against her will in a remote ward of a psychiatric hospital. She tries to piece together her memory while her fellow patients, it cuts off there.
02:08:18
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Makes sense. Starting from Coops to Bed, Amber Heard. Amber Heard. Amber Heard. That's why I didn't hear of it.
02:08:31
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If you have not seen Johnny Depp vs. Amber Heard, the the fucking one of the most fun documentaries to watch. Fuck that bitch. Dude, when I see her doing coke, like right there on the stand, I'm like, like it was like Cat Williams. Like, do you know can see you?
02:08:49
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wouldn't even hide it. She was like. Like, you could even heard her sniffle on the mic. her like Here's the thing. She knows she's a pretty white lady with money.
02:09:04
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She's fine. If it was Cal Williams, mother fucker would still in prison. Yeah, yeah. do what Excuse me? She could get away with that because she's a wealthy white lady.
02:09:15
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If Cal Williams, who made that observation, did it, he'd still be in prison. Yeah, true. Yeah. now but you know one thing i mean i can't stand a woman but the one thing never brought up in court or anything yeah she shit on the dude's bed but maybe that was his thing like nobody ever asked him because he never said he was mad about the poo on the bed just pooped on the bed it almost seemed like he was more hurt that you i had it yeah that is that from a dog this the poop is twice the size of the dog
02:09:51
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He jumped in and makes poop angels. You know what? I've been wondering i've been wondering why there's so much poop play in our society, and that's why. It's all it's all that guy's fault. That's what it is. it's all It was way way before that.
02:10:05
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yeah but yeah I'm not here to cancel anybody. It's all my job. Why would you put that in my brain again? Why? yeah I was about to say, haven't you heard of Two Girls, One Cup? yeah You look familiar. look familiar.
02:10:23
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You look familiar. Once you've seen Asian poo eaters, ugh, ugh, ugh. And let's do something different. so yeah just for fun, let's talk.
02:10:35
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Ryan, since you're Captain Google tonight, would you do me solid? Go to John Carpenter Filmography. Go to Wikipedia. Feed them to me one at a time. I'm going to jump onto IMDb.
02:10:48
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I want to find like their Rotten Tomatoes and their IMDb scores and shit. <unk> yeah You want to feed you John Carpenter's movies? What you want me to do? Yeah? Okay.
02:10:59
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What happened? I lost yeah you. took the well What's the first one? Oh, they're not in chronological order. Hold on. No, they're not. again you Google, John covered the movies in order.
02:11:10
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Okay. And then go to the Wikipedia on that. Please. All right. going to go to on the date. I'm sorry. This is just an interesting.
02:11:24
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Okay. okay it's It's the first night of a new thing. um Yeah. Dante's Inferno would be 1935. Just having some fun. What was it called? Dante's Inferno.
02:11:35
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Ooh, that's one of my favorite books that I've read. John Carpenter movie? Yeah. That's Stephen King, I thought. That is not... No, that's... Hold on, I'll open it Okay. Dante's Inferno, 1935. No, Ryan, no, no. No, no, no. I take over?
02:11:48
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Yeah, please I'm going to do it myself.
02:11:59
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can i can i take over yeah please no i'm gonna do it my song I got right here. The first one was 1974's Dark Star. Stand by. And I'll give you the information. I think it'll be kind of fun. What do the critics who get paid to talk this shit think of it?
02:12:18
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Oh, my God. You were doing so good, Brian. i know. I don't know what the fuck just happened. There must be another John Carpenter. There must be another one.
02:12:30
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His grandfather, apparently, because he was doing movies in 1935. Keep it in the family. I don't know how fucking old you guys are. Shit. I mean, it's pretty much just me and me. It's me, Brittany, and then just fucking gray hairs and wrinkles over here.
02:12:45
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yeah Ryan, you're going get my age someday, if you're lucky. And wait until you find that first gray pew, brother. It's life-changing. Or life ending, I'm not sure. IMDb gives Dark Star 6.1 stars out of 10.
02:12:59
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And apparently it's a parody, satire, slapstick, space sci-fi comedy. Oh, I got this now. I apologize. In the fall weeks of tree, 20 years into their solitary mission, find things beginning go hilariously wrong.
02:13:11
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and Now I'm intrigued. How many fucking movies? There's always great Dan O'Bannon and Dre Posh. Oh, I'm Brian Orton. Cal, Cal, get out of here.
02:13:24
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Yeah, bunch of people I've never heard You're welcome. All right, so next up would be Assault on Precinct 13 in 1976. Sounds right to you. Gotcha, boss. How many genres do they need in their title? Just a little.
02:13:42
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It's like five different things. I can't believe... Austin Stoker, Darwin Jensen, Laurie Zimmer, Martin West, Tony Burton,
02:13:54
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Charles Cyphers. I loved him in The Matrix. 7.3 out of 10 on IMDb. Solid. It's a B-action crime thriller.
02:14:07
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Next up is Guys. What was that one called? I think it was a Korean film. that The Block? Maybe? No. Shit. it's It's like a nonstop action flick. They're trying to get their way into a group of cops, Korean cops, trying to get their way into an apartment building.
02:14:28
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the The floor? Shit. i remember. But it's like a Total B movie. They remade it with a big budget and apparently just did not have the stain that it had the first time. It was in new shit.
02:14:40
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But I got a 7.1 there. i saltton producing thirteen that's That's solid. seven point three sorry and Then you got um you get eyes of Laura Mars.
02:14:52
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ayes Is that a major TV? um I'm in freaking Wikipedia. You to read this whole thing here? Hold You just have to look inside. always good i don't know.
02:15:04
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Somebody help me here. The eyes of what? Gloria? Eyes of Laura Mars. ah Laura. laura We talked about that. You know who that is? That's Veronica Mars' mom.
02:15:16
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Yeah.
02:15:18
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Come on, dude. What the fuck? We had talked about that earlier for like a split second. Oh, wow. Faye Dunaway and Tommy Lee Jones and the amazing Brad Dourif.
02:15:32
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You might not know this person by name. He's the Harkonnen people that sniffs the shit and does all their magic or whatever. Yeah, no, never seen him, never heard of him. Talking about shit.
02:15:45
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talking about shit Okay, Brad Dourif.
02:15:52
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Okay, Blade Runner, yes? Zuma Beach. Didn't Brad Dourif play Chucky from Child's Play? I don't think so, but I might be wrong.
02:16:04
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He's a character actor. He's always a super freak. Always. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Super freak. Rene Aubrey-Juan is also in that. Rene Aubrey-Juan. He was the dude who discovered Lightspeed in Star Trek. Hmm.
02:16:20
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All right, you got Zuma Beach with Suzanne Somers. Whoa, 6.2 out 10 for The Eyes of Laura Mars. A suspense mystery. Oh, okay.
02:16:32
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Wired. Duma Beach, made for TV, I believe. Zuma Beach. a I never watched that. Nope.
02:16:44
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It might be made for TV. it looks like it's WB archives. Yeah, I'm pretty sure it was. Yeah. movies come on man movies god damn it this is all 1978 he had a big year in 1978. well these uh the tv ones i think he only wrote uh zoom and beach suzanne summers yeah look for the name correct no you're correct only two much one of ten yeah i looked it up but i've never seen it uh this would have been 1978
02:17:16
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Had to have been after she got fired from Three's Company for wanting to move to own the entire cast.
02:17:26
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They got rid of her because she wanted so much money. She was by far the draw on the show. that that They proved she didn't put the show together. Jack Trippard did. Nobody watched it for Joyce DeWitt, dude. She was the wrong one on primetime TV.
02:17:40
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yeah I'm not saying she's ugly. I'm just saying nobody watched Three's Company for Joyce DeWitt. No, not at all. Next one, we'll do Halloween. Halloween. I know what that's all about. Take a stab. What do you think the IMDb score is out of 10?
02:17:57
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Seven or eight.
02:18:01
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I think if they took the original ones, because not a lot of people liked it in the beginning. 6.2. I'm sorry. If they're taking forever, a seven, but Marco's right. didn't do that well.
02:18:17
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Um, a a cultural icon, cultural icon launched the career of, uh, Jimmy, the Curtis and Donald Pleasance man with that dead ass eye. Yeah.
02:18:32
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Made everything's grandpa handsomer. 7.7 out of 10. hey Great job guys. The amazing Tony Moran plays Michael Myers. Yeah.
02:18:45
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hello No, you don't. B-horror slash or teen horror. I'm trying to call that B-horror. I wonder what the budget was. What's the budget here? I just closed it, you son of a gun.
02:18:59
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I should be able to find it here. I'll tell you Give me two seconds. Budget was Oh, my God. yeah Yo, this is low. You guys, got guess the budget. $9 million.
02:19:11
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Nope. Marco. For who? What movie is Halloween? What was the entire thing? Am I freezing or is Marco fro? It's Marco. Marco, jump out and come back in real quick. Reset your shit. I lost 16. 16 million?
02:19:31
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Incorrect. 4 million. Incorrect. Do we wait for Marco or do you guys want me to tell you? Marco's going to say 69 million. Budget was 300,000 325,000 dollars. my best wow that adds up that We were all way over. OG Class Jones. What's up, my man? Thanks for popping in.
02:19:53
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Yo, now this is profit. You want to know what made? Oh, dude, I'll bet the original box office was over 40 million. Okay, don't know if it's the original, but it says office 70 million.
02:20:05
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seventy million That's the box office, yeah. 70 minutes. That's big for 70, what was it? 78? That's big money back then. Yeah. I need to take some medicine. I'll be real back.
02:20:20
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All right. Other things she says when she's going to go shoot up?
02:20:24
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It's the maggots. thrill I'm kidding, I'm kidding. It's the maggots and the mayonnaise. My favorite. No. Ugh. Ugh. my favorite no oh oh but ah Yeah, this isn't nearly as fun as i thought it would be.
02:20:40
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Let's go to just the big hits, Brian. We're not going to go through all those bullshit ones. but two hours I mean, you talked about Elvis and that's next. Oh, yeah, let's do Elvis. That's a good one. All I'm going to stick with one that he directed, wrote, and composed for.
02:20:56
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And that should be his big hit. So the next one up would be The Fog. The Fog? Yeah. I like the remake, too, but they they tweaked it. know. The first one still fucks me up. It does, yeah. I agree.
02:21:13
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I can't even find that damn movie. 1976. The fog's good. The fog's 1980. What are you looking for? I'll tell you. was the year for that TV movie?
02:21:26
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The fog was 1980. I understand, but i want I want to do Elvis because it was his first collaboration with ah Kurt Russell. Oh, Elvis? Elvis was 1979. Gotcha.
02:21:39
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No, it does. It says made for tape made for TV, aired on ABC. This really pissed me off.
02:21:49
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Is that the one where he showed Forrest Gump how to dance? Or Forrest Gump showed him how to dance? I thought the movie... Was it... the was the cash Yeah, there was an Elvis biopic that came out like two or three years ago.
02:22:05
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And I cannot remember... to around for a minute. Hey, quit your bitching. Just be glad that god you were here. remember, Bulldog, I'm going to shoot some pool with you. I want to fix your fucking stroke, buddy.
02:22:19
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you're You're playing really well, but i can I can help you play even better just by a couple of simple fixes. I like that they're all casting because that really floored me. That's got to be one of the most profitable.
02:22:29
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i would I'd be curious to see if that's one of the most profitable movies of all time. What was? Halloween. $300,000. Maybe, maybe. um I don't think it was. um shit Shit.
02:22:43
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I believe it was Jay and Silent Bob, the original one. Oh, I love that. He made that one for under $100,000. And all he did was apply for a bunch of credit cards online, maxed every one of them out.
02:22:57
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That's why it's in black and white. It was the cheapest stock film we could get. That might be the highest grossing film of all time. I got it. List of highest grossing. Or do you want to keep going with this stuff? No, go ahead.
02:23:11
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The most profitable films vary depending about how profitability fine, whatever. But Avatar, Avengers, Endgame, and Titanic. Okay, this is going with the total on the global box office. That's not what we want.
02:23:25
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That's all James Cameron. That's all James Cameron. No, no, I'm i'm wondering like P&L, like how much they spent and how much they made. yeah Gotcha, gotcha. I think those would still be higher. Sure, they spent $400 million, but they made a billion. The James Cameron movies are ridiculously expensive. So like Avatar, Titanic, they had huge budgets. Well, yeah, $400 million or something, but they still made a billion. So it's a $600 million profit. Yeah, but it's but it's half. It's double. They doubled their money. out That's yeah not that impressive.
02:23:56
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well But here's the thing. It's also super high budget. What I was hoping for was a low budget movie that outperformed. oh great So yeah. the more times all thely But when considering films that generate a massive profits relative to their budget, paranormal activity, $15,000 budget, they spent too they spent too much And the Blair Witch Project. I knew the Blair Witch Project.
02:24:23
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Budget of $60,000. $60,000? What did what what did they have to do for $6,000? Yeah, I'd like to know. that People to tickle that stupid girl, God, I hated her. No, no. Even Paranormal Activity, I saw that in theaters with my aunt.
02:24:40
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And, like, that, it's like they help only needed a house to, like, flip some, like, fucking cabinets and shit. It was all webcam shows. Exactly. and It was, hey guys, let's do something really boring that tells a story really slowly that has no real payoff.
02:24:58
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The first thing on budget them. Motherfuck. made a hundred and ninety four million yeah that's uns insaneen and i encounter The Blair Witch Project, budget of $60,000, gross almost $250 million because fucking people don't buy tickets to shit.
02:25:19
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I like Blair Witch Project. i took her hanging from her nose And she's like, I'm sorry. And you knew the two dudes was out there ready to do bad things to her.
02:25:31
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No, they weren't. They were too busy sliding over the back. That was all that stuff. that like if If you look up like in the other footage that they have with the movies, like the... The B-roll? The really bad stuff?
02:25:48
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Wow, I don't want to see that. I'd love to watch my grandfather masturbate. She dated one dude and then like they broke up or something and he killed her he wanted to kill her.
02:26:00
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I did too, to be fair.
02:26:04
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let's go and ride the river of blood tis to safety noty budget of seven thousand dollars grossed over two million what the fuck the original version and then uh it was i think it wasn't called on mariachi but i can't recall it was a no-name guy it was a low budget mexican film i think it was robert rodriguez Robert Rodriguez, I'm pretty sure.
02:26:32
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And they remade it sort of with ah it's Antonio Banderas. I love him. He's the best. david Isn't there, that's a a sequel to the trio. Yeah, you're right. It is Robert Rodriguez. Yeah, i thought so.
02:26:48
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El Mariachi was the remake of the original with a budget and a Hollywood setting. but then I think it was a trilogy, but I'm not sure. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Now in one in one of them, I think it was the second one, they're talking about the worst killers in the world coming meet up, right?
02:27:05
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And one they're all afraid of was Steve Buscini.
02:27:09
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Just like in Con Air, he was the creepiest of the creepy. Yeah, dude, that fucking great movie. Great movie. It is awful. Jerry Bruckheimer should be shot in the face three times. But it is so fun to watch.
02:27:23
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Nicolas Cage do a Bayou accent so badly. With the mullet. Bayou accent and the mullet. And the way yeah it had the mullet. Oh, my God.
02:27:34
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And speaking of... ah What's the name? i Nicholas Cage. Did you guys see the unbearable weight of massive talent?
02:27:44
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what it's called the unbearable weight of massive talent Nicolas Cage plays Nicolas Cage and it is fucking phenomenal it's a great script it's great acted um I didn't even hate uh the Mandalorian that uh that guy who's in everything now and I kind of hate his face the Pedro Pascal yes yeah and then because Pedro should have never played uh Reed Richards Or a lot of other roles, just saying.
02:28:11
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But he was absolutely really good in that movie. And it's Nicolas Cage playing Nicolas Cage. And he's on a real format with good roles, good scripts, good acting. He was great. You're going to have to say that. Oh, I saw that. That's not bad. Yeah, I liked him in Face Off. Maybe my favorite movie by him. Nicolas Cage movie was Face Off.
02:28:33
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But here's the thing, right? Those movies were not good movies. They were ridiculous premises. And it was like, okay, who can be weirder? Travolta or Cage?
02:28:46
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Challenge accepted. You definitely have to be influenced to watch that movie. Medically influenced to watch that You just have to be willing to suspend disbelief and just think that either one of them could be actually be decent actors in the Travolta should have stopped.
02:29:06
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after Michael, the Angel movie. No, Travolta should have stopped after Grease. not oh No, spending no. Saturday Night Fever was the shit. No, no. been before i be never been I can't even with that. I got chills. They're multiplying. All right, buy you a house and get the fuck off the stage. You know what those chills were?
02:29:34
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don pleases
02:29:38
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he was He was the little person under the blonde chick's dress. He just literally made me spit my fucking drink out on the floor. I'll be right back.
02:29:56
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um clean shut up i'll be right back you fuck me yeah good job good job show i think i'm gonna wrap this up here uh uh chatterbox thanks for hanging out without an audience it's just a spit take that's what the call is a spit take oh boy i'm gonna go back up here i want to thank guys got telling as Wow, killing tonight. to go, guys.
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02:31:03
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02:31:18
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I thought for sure I was going want a punch Marco in face five minutes after meeting him in person. Oh, I did too. It turns out he's a lot more cool than he seems. I love it. In all seriousness, I love it. I can call you my brother. I love you, man. You're awesome. Ryan, love you too, buddy.
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We got What the Fuck Wednesdays on Wednesdays. You and everyone else, that's What the Fuck Wednesday. Okay, What the Fuck Wednesdays? Oh, it's on Wednesdays. I would have never thought that. Oh, my God.
02:32:01
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yeah Yeah, smart one, bitch. Shut the fuck up. i was plugging the shit. I want to thank you. We got Metro Health on Thursdays for coming just checking checking me out either on my Facebook page or on Upside Down Studios Facebook page or we got a YouTube channel. We're on Spotify. We're on all kind of shit.
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You find us somewhere. And i want I want to iterate this for sure with Marco, dude. If you like bad information, you like poor resources, and you like just a bunch of really dumb shit, if that's your guy.
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Go see him. He's excellent at that shit. Appreciate you's going out, Margo. I'm kidding around, of course. Or am I? Big J, that's my boy Bulldog. I'm glad he stopped in tonight. Lazy Jedi popped in just for a minute. And if anybody wants to follow me after this show, I think I'm going to pop over to the Lazy and Charming show.
02:32:51
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Because why the hell not? My beautiful wife Susan popped in. Thank you, love. My brother of another color. Thank you for popping in. i got Tyrone W. Smith.
02:33:05
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I love hydrogen. Skid Maverick popped in for just minute. Another personal real-life friend. I'm stop there now. Brittany, plug yourself. Events. Don't take a little. I would love to. We should have a magic wand.
02:33:21
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take a look at um would love to but we long Let me get the VHS tape ready. That's it. I got the camcorder. I got the man in the magazine. I don't even know how to after you fucking said that shit. Fuck you, Michael, dude.
02:33:39
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yeah brail Brittany one of our network members here at the Nonsensical Network. She's a very valuable part of the team, as I am, as Captain Glick is. And we got Wally in there. And that's it for now, I think. J-Rock, big fan of the show, big fucking friend of the network. And, of course, Rock Lee. Not Broccoli. Rock Lee. Brittany and I do a show every Wednesday. It's called Wild Card Wednesday. For now. For now But i think we're going to change that. We're to rebrand that. Yeah. Because all we do, all we do is talk comedy.
02:34:14
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Because I'm a stand-up comedian. But I can. This is having to fill that void for now. And Brittany thinks she's a stand-up comedian. I'm an aspiring comedian. She's not aspiring. She's been on stage three times.
02:34:27
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That's more than almost every one of you guys can say. Not you on the panel. Yeah. But you're on their TV land. uh she's comes in on lot saturdays and that's about it for you bre yeah yeah basically come soon to uh open mic near you watch her bomb thank you britney for coming in tonight uh big jay again chris technician thanks for stopping through brother We got my wonderful daughter.
02:34:54
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My favorite daughter. and She knew what Scooby-Doo was and nothing else. Joyce Rogers. One of my favorite ladies. It's not my wife. Fantastic gal.
02:35:04
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Thanks for coming in. She's part of your people, right, Marco? Yep, yep. You're Greg's wife? No, that's Jared's wife. Yeah, yeah. How's Jared doing?
02:35:15
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Jared's doing great, dude. How's Octon? Huh? How's Octon doing, Greg? Octon? Greg Octon, motherfucker. Octon! Agden! Greg Agden!
02:35:28
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Whatever, dude. thought you spitting some German shit at me. Like, what the fuck did you say? Oh, around, y'all. After I end the stream here in a few minutes, stick around, guys.
02:35:38
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I want to know more about the German show. I want to ask you some questions, Marco. Off the air. Off the air. I want to thank...
02:35:51
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Dope. Captain Glick came in tonight. One more time. Happy birthday, brother. He assures me he's turning 24. He's a fucking liar. Don't forget Oxolotl. Oxolotl. He was outstanding with some of the questions.
02:36:06
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This chatty Cathy here, 11 viewers on the party. Smartass motherfucker. How many of you have on your podcast, Rick? The Shinobi Little Wolf, an old friend of mine from the dumbest state, Texas.
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Missy Renta. Thanks for stopping through. Sorry I called you slut. I hate being right. We're amazing from Another Shot Podcast. Check out Another Shot Podcast. A guest over there kind of regularly. You can go watch their stream from Tuesday and watch me wager all of it and lose the Trivia Tournament of Champions.
02:36:38
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I'm a trivia host. I hate to lose. And, yeah, the guy who won is the only one who didn't wager it all the end. He wears all of it the five points. The Tournament of Champions ended with a five-point champion.
02:36:49
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but it was a lot of fun thank you guys for having me out my sister right here gwendolyn gwendolyn o hooker thank you for coming in sis appreciate you we got there at least one more in here i'll find i'm gonna find i'm gonna them thanks very much coming in bro uh hope see you more thank you for popping in we got think that might be it ray was there for a minute Oh, yeah, Ray probably for a minute.
02:37:16
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And if I didn't mention him, Ernest Moss, he's down in North Carolina. Maybe he's in Philly by now. He just switched to jobs, I think. and Let's go, Flyers. What's up? Flyers.
02:37:30
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How about you settle down? Pennsylvania's good for two things. Amish people and stupid people. If you can't write, go to PA. That's Walden from the network. He's on hiatus right now. He likes kicking him in balls.
02:37:44
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And, of course, friend of the network, Johnny Bones. He's a hell of an artist. Check him out. and i say so Big J, that's my boy. Bulldog again. Hey, Bulldog, still got your ears on. For real.
02:37:58
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I want play some pool with get a little practice in. Oh, gee, Classic Jones popped in for a minute. And that is everybody. I want to thank each other, the last one of you. I'd say, hey, Chief, plug yourself. But he doesn't do a goddamn thing but be my friend. Nope.
02:38:11
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Hey, Chief, where are you going to be door dashing next? Yeah. Oh, God. I said that with love. It was one of my absolute oldest friends.
02:38:22
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That's my fucking brother. His parents, much to their chagrin, had to half raise me because I hated being at home. That's it. That's pretty much it. Anybody else have anything final to say? Yeah, I'll be good to each other.
02:38:39
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Hey, you guys like this? Go check out some other stuff. On the Nonsensical Network. Leave some comments. I used to do a Tuesday, Thursday morning thing. i think that's going to go on the burner for a minute. But we're going to figure some stuff out. And yeah, we're going to be ah doing a little bit of rebranding here.
02:38:58
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And I don't know for sure this is going to be the format. We're going some different things. I very much plan on bringing back the trivia, the monthly trivia on the Friday Night Movie Show.
02:39:10
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Be prepared for that shit. It's going to be fun. It's going to be good. We're going to have fun. God damn it. what I can't find a good outro. What the fuck? Dude, are you kidding me?
02:39:21
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No. I didn't realize I didn't have one set, man. I didn't realize didn't have one set. So if I can find one, I'm just going to send us out with our very good friend of the show and of the network, my man Arliss Walker, the man, the myth, the motherfucking legend from Trumbull County, Ohio.
02:39:41
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fuck yeah I don't see any. So, hey go fuck yourself.
02:39:47
Speaker
Come see us again. You'll see Brittany and I together again. i don't know what she's doing Saturday. Probably going to on Nonsense School Nonsense Saturday night. That's the flagship of the show. The flagship show of the network.
02:39:58
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We start at around 7, 8 o'clock. And try to marathon that shit for six straight hours. They do an open door challenge. And anybody... Within reason, we've got to know him a little bit gotta met him a little bit. Anybody can come up and talk your shit.
02:40:13
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It's absolute mayhem. ah You have to be drinking to enjoy it because that's the only way i can be on that show. Drinking helps. That's Saturday night. Unfortunately. Mondays right now we're doing nothing, but ah if Wally's going to be out for a little bit with life kicking them in the balls, I might slide in and do something a little different on Mondays for a while.
02:40:32
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And then ah again, Wednesdays. Oh, no, Tuesdays. You got Glick's House of Music. Excellent program. They do interviews and shit. And something new, we're going to be doing a little music show you once in a while on Glick's House of Music.
02:40:47
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Check that out for shit. Again, Chronic Contemplations is either dead or dying. I'm not sure which. I think that's done ooh that was on Tuesday, Thursday mornings and Wednesday. wednesday You're going to catch me and Britt again.
02:41:03
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If you liked me, great. If you didn't, hopefully you liked her. Watch us on Wednesday. All we do is talk comedy. Stand-up comedy, movie comedy. It's all comedy all the time. and That's all we talk about. um Everybody on this panel, including you, Jeef,
02:41:17
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are all are going to get invitations to come out and we can all talk together sometime. i just We gotta find our footing a little bit and um we get a lot of audience interaction. We don't have a room for it just yet.
02:41:29
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Wait till we start really screwing it up and people stop watching. Then we'll bring in. Last time, thank you everybody. Britt, what do you gotta say to end the stream? ah but off Fuck off.
02:41:42
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That's not what you say, you asshole. but thank you all i'm not sure what this is what i'm doing i'm sorry come on i didn't expect you to ask me put me on the question markup copy thanks everyone everyone