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Nonsensical Nonsense: Halloween hangover
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We were still feeling a little spooky and of course absolutely insane the panel was popping off and we were having a lot of fun
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00:01:51
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Yes.
Introduction & Show Overview
00:02:52
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Welcome to the fuck.
00:03:17
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ah y'a better look the fuck out today. My crayons are short, the box is full, my bottle of glue is topped off, and my helmet's on tight, baby. We're about to risen with the tism. Let's get with it. Suck my dick and eat my asshole, you sons of bitches.
00:03:30
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that's Oh, what's up, everybody? Happy Saturday. I really didn't know what I was going say.
00:03:41
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I'm just kind of straggling. trying to open my beer. God damn I know, I know, I know. First World Problems, it is what it is. But what's going on? Happy Saturday. Hopefully everybody had heavy Halloween.
00:03:54
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Took the kitties trick-or-treating, all that fun jazz. Got to wear your spooky or hoary slutty costumes. I'm not judging. It's Halloween. Be whoever you want to be.
Halloween & Cultural Commentary
00:04:06
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But it is Saturday. Welcome to Nonsensical Nonsense. I am Glick. be hanging out with you guys for the next few hours, several hours, however many hours it is. i don't know.
00:04:16
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We just go.
00:04:20
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Johnny Bongs, what's going on with your brother? Shout out to Shaman, hard at work or hardly working. He's scaring us in the chat. What's going on, Shaman? What's going on, Johnny Bongs?
00:04:32
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Wally, what's up, brother? you doing, man? What up with you? What up, Chatters Box? How y'all doing? How y'all living? Hopefully you guys are doing good.
00:04:44
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If you're not already. go ahead and check us out, bio.link slash nonsensicalnetwork. All of our links are there. Or you can hit that little fancy QR code right over there. Where is it at? Right over there. There it is. I found it.
00:04:56
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It's right there. You guys can find us on the Facebook, Instagram, X, and TikTok. Shows are live all the time, man. I don't even know what's going on anymore.
00:05:09
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We're doing things. Things are happening. Tuesdays, Glick's House of Music. Mondays and Thursdays, Wally's doing a thing every once in a while. Hopefully, we'll get him back into some kind of permanent rotation.
00:05:23
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Wednesdays, I believe they're calling it Hump Day Ha Ha's. With Michael and Brittany. My bad. and michael and britain my bad Michael and Brittany talking all things comedy. I guess stand-up comedy and comedians and whatnot.
00:05:42
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And then Fridays is Movies with Michael and Friends, which I guess here before long, I'll be popping up and hanging out with him. He wants to have a conversation about the MCU, which will be cool.
00:05:57
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If you missed last Tuesday's Glicks House of Music, check it out. Michael and I were hanging out. And we were talking Hall of Fame, Rock and Roll Hall of Fame, or the Music Hall of Fame, as I have dubbed because it's not the Rock and Roll Hall of Fame anymore.
00:06:12
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Yes, you could dance around and find the six degrees of Kevin Bacon to make music rock music if you really wanted to. But, you know, the Music Hall of Fame's got everybody in there. So nothing wrong with it.
00:06:25
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Just change the name at the end of the day. um But we had a good conversation about that this past Tuesday. Yeah. I don't have any guests lined up on Tuesdays for the foreseeable future, but I do have a couple things I need to do. Lots of new music has been coming out. So I'm going to play Radio DJ Guy the next couple weeks or or until I line up some guests. You know, we're getting into the tail end of the season. It's starting to get cold.
00:06:53
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lot of people aren't playing out as much as they normally are. So, yeah. And then Saturdays. Boom, this guy hanging out with you guys. We kick the doors wide open and let everybody come in and hang out with us, which I'll get to here in just a few minutes. We're going do that a little early tonight than normal because I'm all alone. And it's no fun to be alone on Saturday night unless you're masturbating.
00:07:22
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You know, which you should do that alone. Well, you don't have to do alone. I guess you could do it with friends, but I'm not going to judge either way. just Some things are best left to do by yourself.
00:07:37
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And then, of course, Sunday is Rick and I are talking all things fuse ball. The devil's sport. If we learned anything from Bobby Boucher's mama, that's the devil's sport.
00:07:49
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But so check out all the shows, man. Things are happening. and Things are going on. We might have some new shows coming up. I might do a couple new things. um We'll see what happens.
00:08:02
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I don't know. Trying to get Cash's show back up and going. um Then Cash brought up another idea that he kind of wants to do with me today. We'll see how that goes. But nonetheless, you guys know the drill. us follow. Give us a like.
00:08:16
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Give us a share. Look at that fancy like, share, and subscribe. Like, share, and subscribe. What? And don't forget, nine out of 10 kick-ass grannies, they do a approve.
00:08:33
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And I've tried to simplify it for you guys. You get this little QR guy. Where is it at? There it is. Right there. Right there. You guys can click on that, and it's going to take you right to all of our social medias.
00:08:52
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Try. Harder, motherfucker.
00:08:59
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Why has my shit gotten so shaky as of late?
00:09:04
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There we go. It's the Day of the Dead,
Personal Anecdotes & Audience Engagement
00:09:08
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Halloween weekend. Yes, sir. Happy Halloween, everybody. ah i love this time. I love Halloween. we We took Cash. You guys all know Cash. We took him trick-or-treating Thursday and Friday night.
00:09:23
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So we got lots of candy and we had fun. That's about all we did for Halloween this year. We didn't do much. we went to a Halloween party couple weeks ago. That was cool. That lot of fun. But, yeah.
00:09:36
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yeah And then today, guys, y'all, whatever you do, prayers, good vibes, best wishes, whatever it is you do. My middle daughter, we went and got her permit today.
00:09:49
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So she's going to be learning to drive. And i set her loose in the parking lot at Newark. Earlier today, i just pulled in and she's like, what are you doing? I parked the car. I got out. I said, get You're driving. And she's like, who what?
00:10:04
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I said, we're not going to leave the parking lot. You're going to be fine.
00:10:09
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But she did a really good job. she did a yeah She did a really good job. She was a little nervous, little hesitant, wow but she got she got her confidence. She got her confidence pretty quick.
00:10:21
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So, I'm going to Wally World. Hey, you already know the drill, brother? You already know. You know that you know the Wally World. Oh, yeah. Dude, while you're there, grab a box of orange orange cream sickles, the popsicles, and the Reese's popsicles. If you could. That'd be great. I appreciate that, brother.
00:10:40
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Add that to the list.
00:10:43
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Oh, no. Look out. I asked her when we were getting ready to leave. I said, do you want to drive home? She said, nah, bro. I ain't ready for the main roads. I'm good. I said, all right.
00:10:55
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Praise for everyone on the road as well, as so yeah, right? No, she did a good job. We drove around the parking lot. Of course, I pulled into a parking spot, so she had the first thing she had to do was back up, and she was like, I can't believe you're to make me back up as soon as I get in the car, and i'm like, yep.
00:11:15
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Might as well go ahead and get it out of the way. Ain't no sense in beating around the bush. So... Yeah, she did a good job, man. A little proud dad moment.
00:11:26
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A little scared dad moment. ah
00:11:32
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But no, she'll be up on the main roads before you know it. she's she gets ah She gets the best of herself like her dad does. She gets in her own head and gets in her own way sometimes.
00:11:43
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But once she does things, she's good. so she was She was getting a little overconfident in the parking lot a little bit. There's a couple times where I was like, whoa, whoa, whoa, break, break.
00:11:54
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We're going a little fast, and that fence is coming up a little too fast.
00:12:02
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as its up So, anywho, yeah, man, not and a whole lot else going on and over over here, which is cool. I like it that way. I mean,
00:12:16
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i mean
00:12:18
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This is about the most eventful. thing but But that's cool. I'm getting older, so I don't got the and't got the wherewithal to handle too much excitement.
00:12:36
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But as I said, since I'm opening up solo tonight, we're going to drop it early. Just a few minutes early, not a whole lot early. There's that link. You guys know the drill. You know what to do.
00:12:48
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If you want to come up and hang out, all you got to do is hit that link. All you got to do is come on in and say what's up. Oh, yes. is that Show them pretty faces and please keep your wieners off camera. I don't care if you have pants on or not.
00:13:03
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That's not for me to judge. I just don't want to see your weaning or any other body parts below the belt.
00:13:11
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Okay, let's be honest. It's not that I don't want to see it. It's just YouTube doesn't allow us to see it. So my Halloween is a trip. cost Nice. Yeah, I'm going to probably maybe at some point tomorrow go take a trip and maybe do a little Halloween.
00:13:31
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Yeah.
00:13:34
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halloween ah clearance sale shopping and go trick-or-treating and get all the candy half off that I'll then have here at my house. Well, I won't say that because I think people in my house will do a number of eating it before I will.
00:13:59
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Oh, shit. Already? and know Walmart. Our Walmart store has a fuck ton candy. And, of course, the kids want to go to Spirit Halloween, because everything's marked 75% off, 50% off, whatever.
00:14:16
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So, the kids want to go wander around there and look and see what they have left, which I need to as well, to see if I'm getting a couple Christmas presents.
00:14:28
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I just don't know, man. Usually they put that kind of stuff away and just leave out all the other goofy trinkets and shit.
00:14:39
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Although we could plan it ahead and get Halloween costumes for next year.
00:14:47
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But I'm not ready for that fucking words yet, Shaman. It's barely November 1st, and I know that dumb bitch Mariah Carey is already all over fucking social media, and people already playing the goddamn Christmas music. I was i was in homie depot the other day and they were playing christmas music wasn't even halloween yet and they were playing christmas music and as i was standing at the customer service counter uh one of the guys that worked there he's like why are we playing this shit already and i guess he then went and changed it to uh 90s hip-hop which was way better i don't know how long that stuck but uh
00:15:33
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Well, a much better idea than the Christmas music.
00:15:47
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Right? And now there we go. Now they've got to have these giant fucking like three foot Chucky and Sam from Trick or Treat. A couple of the kids, my daughter wants to Chucky and my son wants to Sam and I'm hoping I can get them.
00:16:02
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I'll lock them down for Christmas. Bada bing, bada boom.
00:16:08
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Yee, yee, what up, Zampius? Hey, your season's coming to an end or came to an end, didn't it? How you doing, man?
00:16:16
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Ah, real monster. Oh, no, it's just Brittany. Ah, slore.
00:16:28
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No, but you know, it's not a bad idea to, you know, go look at potentially get Halloween costumes for next year because I actually, i think my son, I said he's, he already knows, didn't
Sports & Entertainment Discussions
00:16:40
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cash. He already knows what he wanted to do for the next couple of years.
00:16:43
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So if he already knows that I can get it and I can get a half off or 75% off, why not? the
00:16:51
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I'm a cheap bastard. Uh, gross.
00:16:55
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gross Nobody cares. Nobody likes the Ravens. You can fuck right on off, bitch. I do like Lamont Jackson for getting me 40-some, almost 50-some points Thursday night in fantasy football.
00:17:13
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He's back, baby. Let's go. Calm down. It was the Dolphins. They made they made Dylan Gabriel look like a rock star. I know. The Dolphins.
00:17:25
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It's not really much of a competition. really What are you up to? Uh, I went to my buddy's concert tonight. The Linda metal bucket. What is their name? Delinda.
00:17:43
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linda Yeah. It's backwards. I guess. and It's not backwards. Oh, well it is on my screen. Whatever. Um, but yeah, no, he's been my best friend for like,
00:17:55
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17 years. His mom is more of my best friend. She took me. We hung out. She just moved back up from Florida. so It was awesome. It was cool.
00:18:06
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He just had a new baby. and It was her first concert. and Of course, it's death fucking metal. Let's take a baby to a death metal concert. That always it sounds like a good idea. She yeah she had ear things on. like Soundproof stuff.
00:18:22
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She loves it She fucking loves it. I watched her. She was smiling and everything. She's only like a month. Her brain got scrambled. She had she was just like... ah and That's my homie, though. That's my bro.
00:18:39
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and got to see him tonight. though It was fun. A few other bands. I've seen that on Snap. looked like they were playing in a nursing home. That's cool. yeah well There were other kids there, so they had it open.
00:18:52
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open So to be careful around the kids that were moshing. There were a lot more people there. go Go mosh, little Jimmy.
00:19:04
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Go ahead. Yeah, basically. There were a bunch of kids moshing. It was cool. But also, like at the same time, I was like, get the fuck out of the way.
00:19:15
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fun man. Go hit them kids with it. Go check them. i I could probably get away with it But I'm getting a too old. I tried to two-step for a second and like it hurt my knees.
00:19:29
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Shut up. You're getting too old. You're like 31. 32, bitch. Oh, gosh. Shut the fuck up.
00:19:41
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I've been around for last week and a half. I'm barely able to move. And I'm not even that old. just feel like it. Yeah. I have arthritis already, and I have sciatica, you bitch.
00:19:55
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I'm not going to i just like i I went in the mosh pit slightly, but I wasn't feeling as bad.
00:20:07
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Or I mean, as like... yeah Whatever. I couldn't do it. As much as my brain says I would love to get into the pit one more time, my body is like... That's what I was thinking tonight. That's what I'm saying, man.
00:20:22
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Hell yeah, Zapius. That sounds fun. Developing and testing these Sierra cards and our pits in Kimba. Nice. It depends, actually. If I'm wearing depends, I might.
00:20:37
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I'm turning this light off. I hate it. What up, Moe Dog? o What up with you? Rice Shaman Old AF Jersey, what's going on with you, girl?
00:20:53
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Jersey girl in the building What you It's the Moes and the germs It's the Mersey That just sounds like misery Oh, shit Blah Blah but
00:21:12
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The link is already up. I put the link out early for anybody who wants to come hang out. Mo Dog, eat your dinner. Is she going to feed you in bed, Mo Dog?
00:21:27
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Sorry, that's fucked up. ah hyperper ha up You guys
00:21:38
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You two are gross. Get a rule.
00:21:45
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I'm on film app.
00:21:54
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I can't. Dude, I okay was up partially last night thinking about some roast about you and I'm like so excited.
00:22:06
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I'm so freaking pumped.
00:22:11
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And I know you're just going to sit there and you're not even going to laugh and you're not going to get pissed off. You're just going to sit there like a fucking jackass and be a little bitch about it. I'll probably go sit there on my phone. ah ah i bored. Is it midnight yet? wouldn't doubt
00:22:35
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Not doubt that at all. Oh, did you say something? Oh, okay. ah That's exactly how you're going to be. and i I'm already pissed off about it.
00:22:50
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Just because I can. Why? Because I'm better than all of you.
00:22:58
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That's just... That's who? That's just the cold, hard facts. Nope. I'm better than everyone. I'm going to sit on my pedestal and look down at you peasants. I don't think you realize that part of our jokes is when you say shit like that.
00:23:16
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Yeah, I know. like that's that's i can I can actually take a mic away from any of you and tell the jokes that you're going to tell before you tell them. thats I know, and that's why I wanted to... No, I have some other things. I got some other things that I thought of.
00:23:33
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I can literally li way take the mic from any of you at any given moment and spoil your jokes. Dude,
00:23:45
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no. are Are you screaming at the kiddos? Shut up, Chris. Dude, did you get to see the little bit that I did last night?
00:23:58
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at least part of it. Yeah, just part of it, yes. I was, like, because I was scaring kids and their parents, like, left and right. I made a mom, like, pee her pants.
00:24:11
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Legit. Like, her friend was laughing at her, and she was like... They were probably wondering why the grandkid was sitting on the stairs yelling at people. No, I was hiding behind the um like, my neighbor's porch, and, like, I would jump out and scare kids.
00:24:29
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And, yeah... i was like what's wrong are you okay and she's like she just pissed her pants i'm like yeah i did my job
00:24:44
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yes option b mode of love when you do that britney what what do i do what did i do but no it was fun though i uh stayed here so my roommate And her son and the kids could all go out and trick-or-treat. And I just scared the shit out of... you even pass out candy or anything?
00:25:10
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Huh? She didn't even pass out candy or anything? No, I did. I just scared them first. There was this one girl. She was, like, the oldest kid, I think. She just, like, eyeballed me. She saw me first.
00:25:23
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But she didn't get, like... She didn't give out my position. And she was like... gave me a nod and that's when I scared the fuck out of them your position no say's like i flu her she's like i saw her and I didn't say anything i was like i thanks girl ah thanks ah it was awesome I was like there's a crackhead behind the porch everybody watch out there's crackhead back there she's crackhead hide your kids hide your wives there's a crackhead
00:26:00
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It's Britney, bitch. When I went, we came back from the show with my friend Terry. We went to Arby's.
00:26:13
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don't like Arby's, really. I only got the fries. um Got the meats. I got to say, it's Britney, bitch, in line. Just... like a hour ago i de was working with me hard Cracker I be performing
00:26:39
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um i get it oh my god um ladies and gentlemen january december thirty first in warren ohio at the underground lounge this she will be performing And it's probably going to be going like. Take it to the house, baby. Let's go.
00:26:58
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I have filmed a lot of stuff. I just need to put it all together.
00:27:06
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some of it has to do with you too, bitch. Get ready for that. No, I wanted to, maybe not. I'll save that for the roast afterwards.
00:27:19
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Yeah. need to save. the you jokes for the roast. Don't hurt yourself. Jesus fucking Christ. What do you mean?
00:27:31
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Damn, Brittany's sporting some daggers on them. did ah They're usually way sharper than this. Like, pointy.
00:27:42
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like Don't be weird, first technician. You can't get on a panel. You need to go to Walmart and get my shit.
00:27:49
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oh What the F, David Blaine? 69 plus a hand. Nice. That was nice, man. Michigan waited until i turned the game on to score touchdown. That was nice.
00:28:01
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Does that mean wait seventy sixty nine plus to handy does i mean it's just one finger? No, it's plus one hand, hence the handy.
00:28:13
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Yeah, but wouldn't that make it? And then you roll into the 69. Okay. but Jersey's got it. What?
00:28:26
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but why fuck oh my wow ah Again, Year's Eve, ladies and gentlemen. You can feel free to roast me too, dude.
00:28:36
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I'm down. I told Michael Tuesday, he was like, anddo don't forget, everybody's going to turn to roast everybody back. was don't need to. I've been roasting you ass clowns for the last four fucking years.
00:28:47
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I embarrass myself on here enough as it is. It's like... It is what it is. I mean, in all honesty, you guys are going to do the work for me when you stand up there and tell bad jokes.
00:29:02
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Hey, fuck you, dude. I have some good jokes coming. What is ASMR to you? Oh, like the nails? but so I don't know. What do I do with my mouth?
00:29:18
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Oh, that? Is it that? Sorry, I don't even realize I do it.
00:29:25
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o My ears are ringing from the concert.
00:29:35
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I can't wait. I can't wait. I'm telling you, I'm going to be trying my damnedest to trigger you while you're up there. So you go into full... know. Oh, my God. I was...
Comedy Challenges & Event Previews
00:29:45
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Full on Tourette's meltdown. ah i I literally was talking to Terry about that. i was like, Glick purposefully is going to make my tics go off while I'm doing shit. I'm just going to take the mic. and I'm going to fight it. I'm going to fucking fight it.
00:30:03
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My job job's done here tonight and mic drop. Yes. Fuck off.
00:30:10
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well No, no. Wow. Just wow. and I'm just ass. Ass.
00:30:21
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Nope, I'm not ass. Fuck you, dude. Why did you do that? and didn't do nothing.
00:30:33
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You know what? You're going to make the crowd laugh more because of it. Honestly, so it's going to backfire on you. it's not. the click tick are you fucking kidding me i don't like this can't it i was gonna try that a the chat
00:31:00
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i can't do it i was going to try do it i can't do it right now i i hate you i hate moal can jersey here act in a pool in the chat ah you got
00:31:16
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are you talking to you're gonna little lady yeah y'all hi lady how you doing ridiculous but poop but michael said he's gonna get me a throne to sit in i'm gonna be sitting there with my belt yeah we had talked about that i wanted to help decorate it i'm gonna bring my gonna bring my hammer with me um yeah You're probably going have one your fucking wrestling. I'm going to have one of my belts with me. And if I have to, I'm going club you in the side of the head with it.
00:31:49
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Please make it count. I'm going to put you in a trash can the wedding. but You were too busy watching your fucking phone. That's why but i was oh oh Much like New Year's eve i'm sure I'm sure the football will be more entertaining than the entertainment on stage.
00:32:11
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I'm just going to do a live show for my throne while you guys are doing whatever. Keep it up.
00:32:18
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No, you probably will be. so I can see that. Ass. Ass. Now we can just get her to shit her pants. I'm a bit of an epic yes yes
00:32:33
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but we just go give shitter pants so on but than and start her period from a single mic drop.
00:32:46
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Wait, what?
00:32:50
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That's the other thing. That's the other thing. All I got to do is just the slightest distraction. You'll forget what you're talking about. I just don't understand. I don't have epilepsy.
00:33:01
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Yet. I might be on my period at that time. I don't know, but what? Why? what That's a weird sentence. Britt,
00:33:15
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brett I have serious concerns for you. Okay, it's been a very long day. My head is still ringing. and At some moment in the middle of Brittany's stand-up and or roasting, she's going to tap the mic and go, is this thing on?
00:33:33
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Hello? ah Dude, fuck off. ah Shut up.
00:33:41
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a it' like i not about that and i could legit M&M you guys from 8 Mile and just go up and roast myself with the jokes that you're to use and then just leave you guys all standing in there with your thumbs up your asses.
00:33:58
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Are you going to throw your mom's spaghetti? Oh wait, no, she's dead underneath your car seat. I might go up there and go and and like do like LeBron James does with the baby powder and just throw my mom's ashes all over the crowd.
00:34:10
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That would be iconic, honestly. I would take it. I'd just be like, yes, mommy, let's go. I finally have a mom. but
00:34:24
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It's not any better than you. The only difference is she didn't run off to Arizona with the guy who burned his house down and spent time in prison. Okay, okay, okay.
00:34:35
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My mom started to watch this now. But she own problems. We can chill in that conversation now. Oh, I'm definitely, clearly, Chris, I'm watching the Game 7 of the World Series tonight. You want to know how many baseball games I watched all season? I don't care.
00:34:54
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That many. You know how many I'm going to watch the rest of the season? That many. I don't care if the Blue Jays or the Dodgers win the World Series. I like Otani.
00:35:06
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I'll just say it just to represent, but I don't watch it. i so I'm a Reds and an Indians fan, so. Yeah, I said Indians deal with it. Suck it What the heck?
00:35:21
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It's not my baseball team. Gross. still have faith that one year
00:35:29
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we'll get an World Series. Guess who we got back, baby?
00:35:42
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Go Philly. And that's the one time I didn't wear the jersey. It's like, but you know, it's like bad luck to wear a jersey sometimes.
00:35:53
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What'd she say? Britt's mom's going to be in a crowd on New Year's Eve screaming her full head off like black ladies. Their kid's high school graduation is rooting her baby girl off.
00:36:06
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No. No. Reading is hard, i i I highly doubt that. Hashtag reading is hard, ladies and gentlemen. She's, well, I don't have my glasses.
00:36:18
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um She's going to be with my sister, probably, because she likes to live vicariously through her. She's the more specialer one. Your sister sounds like she's definitely the cooler one of the two.
00:36:33
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Well, she's definitely smarter, for sure, and prettier, and
00:36:40
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if Yeah. That makes sense why my mom wants to follow her more than me.
00:36:49
Speaker
Different dad. Can your sister finish complete sentences? um Most of the time. We're still related. She gets bonus points there. She's actually, I love my sister.
00:37:04
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she's actually yeah she's very intelligent i love my sister Yes, my sister.
00:37:14
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And my mother, i talk a lot of game, but my mom and i we have gotten closer. So I don't want to talk too much shit.
00:37:27
Speaker
What the fuck?
00:37:31
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I don't.
00:37:35
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She's like the more special ER one. Britney C. 11. I don't understand. What is happening? and
00:37:48
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Special ER1? What does that mean, Jersey? Oh, one i twenty ah so...
00:38:00
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And I cannot wait to fucking... Why did you leave me, you little slut? Swore. Now it's just me.
00:38:11
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I have not planned for this. What's up, everybody? don't
00:38:19
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even know what to say. oh but but
00:38:27
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I don't know what I say half the time, to be honest. So, but and take what I say, you know, for breaking the salt.
00:38:39
Speaker
I'm not the best with words. Words I have. yeah that's hard why did you change it click the freaking um we have the link up if anybody wants to come in here and chill and shoot the shoot
00:39:03
Speaker
i'd love that because i don't want to be alone and don't like being alone
00:39:13
Speaker
But no, New Year's Eve is gonna be good. i don't care how much shit he talks. It's just gonna be fucking
00:39:25
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He's gonna get his... I just can't wait. The fact is, we keep talking about it so much that I feel like he's preparing himself for it.
00:39:38
Speaker
What are you doing, Glick? What the fuck are you doing?
00:39:45
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Yes, I feel like he's preparing for it so like he can like get his bitch face on. Where he's just sitting there. And like he said, he thinks already knows what we're gonna say.
00:39:59
Speaker
I could just take the mic and say whatever that you guys are gonna say. right No, I got some new shit. Oh shit. huh We might have some company. Hey!
00:40:17
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That's
00:40:22
Speaker
It's all good. I'm by myself on the friggin' stream right now. i and Yeah, come here.
00:40:29
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Here,
Casual Banter & Everyday Humor
00:40:30
Speaker
come say hi. What the hell did you do to the screen? You did it, bitch. You did it, bitch. Yeah, I actually turned my Wi-Fi off. Yeah.
00:40:44
Speaker
yeah She has to pee really I do. I do. My daughter's upstairs and hogging the bathroom. um um Sorry. had I got attacked. I just don't want him to jump on my computer.
00:41:00
Speaker
Make its aa like like be prepared it. Que pasta.
00:41:08
Speaker
Que pasta. Que pasta. What's up?
00:41:13
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I was just reading the comments.
00:41:16
Speaker
la but She said make it so good that he can't ever be prepared enough. I'm assuming you were talking about roasting me. oh Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. That's what I'm saying.
00:41:28
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Yeah. I'm going to heckle you guys. yeah Not the obvious stuff. I'm going to heckle you guys. but that ah But the obvious stuff is the funny stuff. I'm totally down with that.
00:41:40
Speaker
The obvious stuff is the funny stuff. yeah You just have to make it funny. Oh, is he in black? Hell yeah. Heckling is awesome. but Michael is not for like crowd work.
00:41:57
Speaker
We've talked about this on the hump day. haha and Michael's not for comedy either. He is he is funny. His promo is so good.
00:42:10
Speaker
we put It had me cracking up. I like his dry humor. But like that's the difference. like i I do dry humor, but he doesn't do crowd work. and i do like He says that it's for people that run out of jokes or whatever. That's why they fuck with the people in the a crowd.
00:42:32
Speaker
That's what his understanding is from it. I don't agree with that. It sounds like somebody that's not good at doing clock crowd work. But he is. He fucks with us all the time. And he makes funny jokes.
00:42:46
Speaker
He makes me laugh all the time. um but so But no. i See, that's the thing that's going to be different when I'm up there for New Year's Eve. I'm probably going to fuck with the crowd a bit.
00:42:59
Speaker
Hopefully. You suck. Get off stage, loser. Dude, if you make me bomb this thing, i won't i will have never... I'm going to lazy...
00:43:12
Speaker
and by that going je i ch I'm going to go buy a sniper Nerf gun and from the back of the crowd right the middle of your stand I'm going to shoot you right between the eyes with a Nerf gun I'm ready for it let's go yeah we know you don't know how to use that I had to stand there for 10 minutes while you tried to figure out how to because the fucking kids broke it I screwed it tighter and it works better now again But I don't have any ammo right now.
00:43:44
Speaker
Oh, now the cats are in the day. Look at that battery-powered one that I... You can unload, like, 500 Nerf bullets. and Yeah, I have one of the turny ones that, like...
00:43:56
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yes thank
00:44:00
Speaker
Somebody get in here, MoDog. do dry Do dry Hooner. hump anyone. dry... don't try one dry Oh, humor. Just don't drive, pump anyone's leg. Oh, but that's my favorite part of the whole thing.
00:44:19
Speaker
We should have you put down. Probably. I'll take it.
00:44:30
Speaker
yeah
00:44:34
Speaker
i'll take it Fuck. And I laugh. Ass. Ass. Fuck off. Oh, my God. Is that your is that your crowd work? It's kicking tonight, isn't it? It's kicking tonight. I've seen it.
00:44:52
Speaker
Hey, if it makes them laugh, then it works. Ass. um If it works, as is that Is that your crowd work? You got me going. yeah If it works, it works. and i didn't even try Thank you Jersey. Yeah.
00:45:09
Speaker
Everybody make sure to like subscribe. we had. Oh, make sure to like, share
00:45:18
Speaker
and subscribe. little bit. fucking hate you. as oh make sure i child like share and subscribe little middle
00:45:33
Speaker
thank you i fucking hate you I didn't even do anything.
00:45:43
Speaker
That's going to the great thing. I just shit in my throat. No, it's not. It's not. ah But you know what? It will take up time. So I don't need to have as many jokes. ah ah Because on yeah most of my time will be taken up by my freaking tics because of your fucking stupid ass.
00:46:07
Speaker
I'm not going to do it. I'm not going to do it when you're doing your standout. I'm going to wait until you try to start roasting me. and then Okay, that's fine. and Don't do it when I'm starting out, please.
00:46:18
Speaker
ah You don't need any help embarrassing yourself during your standout. but True. But i have some respect, man, at least for that.
00:46:30
Speaker
i have some some good stuff that I've been PA thing. But I do want to have some, ah little bit of crowd work.
00:46:42
Speaker
If like, like relate to things, you know, I'm not going to be like, hold on. Like some of those comedians out there that just strictly do crowd work. I'm not doing that.
00:46:56
Speaker
Cause I have, I have material and it's funny and you're going fucking laugh. You little bitch. You're going to fucking laugh. Yeah. Look, you're smiling already.
00:47:07
Speaker
i was smiling because Kayla brought me a beer and I didn't even ask. Oh, my gosh. Why is she with you? Because I'm fucking amazing. Dude.
00:47:20
Speaker
You're just giving me more material to work with.
00:47:28
Speaker
but but I'm just kidding. Hi, Kayla.
00:47:34
Speaker
and yeah um speak to him like i Like I said, I'm going to let you guys try.
00:47:47
Speaker
It's not going to be a try, dude. It's going to happen. And Kayla, you might want to hide in the bathroom when it happens because I'd be embarrassed to sit next to him after but we're going to say.
00:48:01
Speaker
It's just... It's not anything. I mean, that's the thing. It's not anything. It's not already out there. You don't know that.
00:48:13
Speaker
I do know that because it's about me and I put it out there. and That's why you guys know about it. Duh.
00:48:20
Speaker
Well, there's other things. Unless you guys are just making shit up, which.
00:48:31
Speaker
Sounds like most of the successful comedies do during the set. yell out at the quiet crowd. I'm funny, goddammit. Laugh at my jokes, you fucks. that's basically probably what I'm going to end up doing. As I do multiple times on the show. I'm the greatest podcast host of all time.
00:48:45
Speaker
It's like, laugh at me, fuckers. Yeah, fuck you, Morgan.
00:48:53
Speaker
OSU has not beaten Michigan and what? Where the fuck did they go?
00:49:04
Speaker
why' somebody in for Ohio State Buckeyes record 14-4 in November since 2021. You know who those four losses are? yeah after i Michigan, baby.
00:49:14
Speaker
Michigan. Michigan. Michigan. yeah That's a joke on its own.
00:49:26
Speaker
I always play that. Well, I got a kid, too. I can help i can yell at him.
00:49:33
Speaker
The greatest can't own slaves anymore. So I guess I gotta have kids. Ew, gross. yeah kids Your kids are cool.
00:49:48
Speaker
Unfortunately, it's weird that you spawned them because you're lame as fuck. They're cool as shit like they're dead Yeah. Themselves.
00:49:59
Speaker
ah themselves
00:50:03
Speaker
got it from their kick-ass cool dad.
00:50:08
Speaker
Coolest guy in the room.
00:50:12
Speaker
At all times.
00:50:17
Speaker
At all times. Coolest guy in the room. Nah, I have much love for you, dude. so So good you losers in the comedy world have to put my name in your mouth just to make yourselves... record I literally just said I had much love for you, dude. And then you said you loser comedy. you Fuck you.
00:50:40
Speaker
I take that shit back, motherfucker. Hey, I wasn't done talking. I don't need you, motherfucker. motherfucker. What you going to say? Like Paul McCarthy. Fuck the Beatles. Easy soft eyes.
00:50:55
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well
00:50:58
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assault eyes
00:51:02
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You love us. You
00:51:12
Speaker
you know what the fuck you do? Oh, shit. My computer froze. My bad. My screen froze. Oh, yeah. So I had a mask with me.
00:51:26
Speaker
This other guy was in the mosh pit wearing a mask and other people had Halloween shit. So I put mine on and I was like in the mosh pit for a second. But yeah, I was feeling it.
00:51:38
Speaker
I'm like, I can't do this. Especially after my shoulder injury. was fun. would have clotheslined you.
00:51:49
Speaker
I would have taken it. You would have had no choice. but Yeah, basically. but Hey, that's what the mosh pit is for. That's probably why I feel so old is because I used to mosh all the time. it's What happens in the mosh pit happens in the mosh pit. There's no rules.
00:52:11
Speaker
Oh, yeah, for sure. I mean, there are in some places, like when it comes to the, like the wall of death is illegal in some states, you know, like both of them.
00:52:22
Speaker
run towards each other they spread the whole crowd right and then the breakdown comes and everybody just runs towards each other and just like so you do like medieval medieval warfare yeah basically yeah you just run at each other and die yeah a boy it's like be fun In a circle pit.
00:52:48
Speaker
Let's go. When MoDog comes up here and we go to the gay club, I'm going to put him in a gay mosh pit. but Oh my gosh. I just had an image of MoDog with like like leather shorts with suspenders on.
00:53:07
Speaker
Like covering his nipples. that Saying that he's going to be the biker for the village people? yeah Something like that. I feel like that's what i imagine my dog would be leather assless chaps and suspenders list chat oh fuck yes the old folks on well
00:53:37
Speaker
that's amazing i love it ah is just gonna take bow dog to the king The gayest girl I can find and throw him into a big old rainbow mosh pit. She's like, I'll take care this.
00:53:53
Speaker
I got this. Let's go. That's all that's how you do. I told you you shouldn't have sent me that picture.
00:54:05
Speaker
but I got you, girl.
00:54:09
Speaker
it's That's all you do. I hate that I'm such a visual person because like talk she's definitely not a vocal person because words and sentences are killing you tonight whatever dude there your arch nemesis i la la ah
00:54:37
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don't care man does it take
00:54:45
Speaker
that's That's why people love me, right? and They're lying to you. I don't care. I'll take it.
00:54:57
Speaker
I'm sure somebody somewhere out there loves you, Britt. Chris Technician. That's my homie. He don't count. He loves everybody.
00:55:08
Speaker
don't make me.
00:55:14
Speaker
Do we have the link up? Is anybody going to fucking join us tonight? I put the link up early. man that not I was love Jersey. You're the best. She's a lying.
00:55:26
Speaker
she's really lying to me. But you know what? I'll take it. I bet Amazon has it, Jersey. Oh, yeah, dude.
00:55:39
Speaker
Look at him being all, don't you fucking dare. Oh.
00:55:44
Speaker
Meanwhile, I'm seeing a messenger are on the backside going, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. yeah I wear an extra large.
00:55:51
Speaker
The next stream we have, they'll be like, I remember that one time. but
00:55:58
Speaker
You're going to love it, my dog. I have a feeling you're going actually. Also, go order me a holster for my purple crayons.
00:56:08
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Yes.
00:56:13
Speaker
Jesus. has nothing to do with this and i got a purple crown in your holster you just excited to see me mo dog gross i wish everybody could like that like our regulars that come in here could come up to the new year's eve show because they will laugh for me when when i'm funny so when i hate you On New Year's Eve. No, they would laugh at you, not with you.
00:56:45
Speaker
Or for That's fine. At least there's laughter. That's because while you're up on stage, I'm secretly in the back doing my own comedy show, and I'm actually funny. So that's why people are like... You're funny looking. I'm funny looking.
00:56:59
Speaker
I'm a big dumb animal. Squatch. No, I'm excited. I'm going to get with Marco, and I'm going to tell him I need ah a Sasquatch onesie.
00:57:10
Speaker
but and We're going to get him like ah a little Ewok onesie. I want Marco to be a part of her. or ah partial her I've just read the sentence while I was speaking. Was that even fucking English? There was a whole like three, four sentences there that I don't believe was even English.
00:57:32
Speaker
I got distracted while speaking by reading the comments and mixed them together. Oh, God.
00:57:43
Speaker
it's as it so This is how it's going to be probably. The thing is, I cannot look at you. sorry hear me i will not be able to look at you.
00:58:05
Speaker
yeah help No, I do have some things that I don't think that you could call out. Oh, kitty,
00:58:16
Speaker
hi. I'm not going to, nobody's going to roast my ass. I roast my own ass. We are going to have some back straps. I that. play that.
00:58:28
Speaker
we are going to have some backtrap
00:58:37
Speaker
i do that i p play that If I lose somebody in the store, I'll be like, Marco. Shut Moe Dog. You did it. Moe Dog said, same thing Kayla says during sex. I can't look at you, babe.
00:58:55
Speaker
Brittany just said, I can't look at you what i'm doing when I'm roasting you. but ah Okay, get it now. was like, it was funny before, but now I get it.
00:59:06
Speaker
Oh, Lord, have mercy. We can't look at you. I know. This is true. um might have smirked a little bit before. I'm sorry. It's usually the complete opposite for MoDog and his buddies at the club.
Music & Nostalgia
00:59:24
Speaker
Don't make eye contact. It's weird, bro. With the one-eyed snake? I mean, you should never make eye contact with a one-eyed snake. Why? It's fun.
00:59:34
Speaker
That's how you lose an eye, goddammit. Yeah.
00:59:40
Speaker
yeah I'm not saying any more than that I'm done with that conversation it burns my eye not my eyeball again you bitch I'm paying for some gas money for some of my friends to come up yes no I'm not really not but some are showing up don't worry guys The roast will be live here on the Non-Sensible Network, but I'll be hosting live the show, so the real entertainment will be there. You guys won't have to suffer.
01:00:20
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I'll be there to entertain you guys. I gotta do something to entertain myself.
01:00:27
Speaker
Dude, you're a dick.
01:00:32
Speaker
You know what? That's gonna be my complete roast. I'm just gonna go up there and be like, click You're just a dick. And that's it. Mic drop. She's not wrong.
01:00:43
Speaker
You're not wrong.
01:00:47
Speaker
That's just... That's not a roast. That's not a roast. but ah Jersey said, get it, Kayla.
01:00:58
Speaker
It's better to be a cuck than a dick. Wait, what? it is not In no scenario is it better to be a cuck. Cox with an axe bit the oh X, Cox.
01:01:19
Speaker
Mic drop.
01:01:22
Speaker
Yay! She's off stage, ladies and gentlemen. She's done. Good job. You saw her. I do have some good jokes that I've ran by them. Slortney Cox, everybody.
01:01:34
Speaker
Slortney Cox. Okay. Slortening cocks Hey, Look at you coming up with some jokes You wasted it on the podcast What? I wasted it You did That's why I'm like holding back Because I want to save these jokes
01:02:02
Speaker
You're a dick What the fuck did she just say? I still have blood stains on my neck from last night. You're dog. And my fingers.
01:02:14
Speaker
You're an absolute mess. Yeah. Yep.
01:02:20
Speaker
You're like a train wreck. I want to turn away and stop looking, but I can't.
01:02:27
Speaker
Okay. Cool. Thanks. I don't know how to take that. See?
01:02:36
Speaker
okay Like a train. Like a train. That's fine. I'll take What was your Halloween costume? Huh?
01:02:47
Speaker
What was your Halloween costume? ah yeah I borrowed Courtney's son's old torn up pattern thing. i don't know.
01:03:00
Speaker
ah With a cloak. And I just sprayed a bunch of fake blood on me and did dark eyes, like a skeleton, sort of. I couldn't do too much because I'm still... Whatever.
01:03:12
Speaker
I just slapped something together, and I wanted my cloak because it was fucking cold as shit last night.
01:03:21
Speaker
Anyways, what? Exactly.
01:03:27
Speaker
McDonald's. feel like we eat McDonald's all the time, Chris Technician.
01:03:33
Speaker
You can't do it. All the time.
01:03:36
Speaker
I do it here and there when I'm broke, which is... How do you go to McDonald's when you're broke? That place is fucking expensive. They have gotten more expensive for sure. But no, I get a McDouble without the pickles, add the mac sauce.
01:03:53
Speaker
It's like a Big Mac. A McDouble penetration?
01:03:59
Speaker
what but but Oh, they got the snack wraps. are but I don't, my brain is hurting right now. This is ass.
01:04:11
Speaker
A double Big Mac? Jesus Christ, Chris Technician. I used to be able to eat two Big Macs with all the fries and everything. used, no joke, I did.
01:04:24
Speaker
Not anymore. okay Get a Whopper and a Baconator at McDonald's?
01:04:34
Speaker
like the extra onions oh that's my cousin he would get that i'm not a fan but no i i get the cheap white girl poor girl big mac that's the double mcdouble with mac sauce no pickles
01:04:57
Speaker
and if i don't mind the taste of like i'll take the pickles off and that you can still kind of taste them I just don't like McDonald's pickles Burger King pickles I'll take them They're chunky I like man Chunky pickle
01:05:19
Speaker
I'm just gonna let her talk to tonight See where this train wreck goes I'm done
01:05:28
Speaker
done It's like a train wrecked up in Palestine, Ohio, man. yeah You wanted to leave and you wanted to not be there. You kind of felt bad, but at the same time, you're like, this is the coolest thing that's ever happened in East Palestine, Ohio, ever.
01:05:43
Speaker
So we're going to hang out.
01:05:46
Speaker
That wasn't really funny.
01:05:49
Speaker
I do got to agree with you. McDonald's pickles and and Jersey, yeah, they're too bad. Like a big slur, please. Sorry. ah sir Brittany's not working at the MoDoll.
01:06:05
Speaker
No, just because I look like I can eat two double quarter pounders does not mean that I can. No, I don't. For as big as I am, I don't and don't eat like a fat guy. I'm starring that one. That's so good. oh It's like insulting to me, but it's still funny as fuck.
01:06:28
Speaker
That's what we call crowd work, ladies and gentlemen. And crowd work is hilarious. Jersey and MoDog needs to come up for it.
01:06:40
Speaker
Well, Jersey would have to come over. MoDog would have to come up. Yeah, whatever. Up up and over. ah're up ah if he pulls if he pulls up,
01:06:54
Speaker
but this now board walder remark move
01:06:59
Speaker
You go over and pick her up and then leave her there.
01:07:11
Speaker
shut this door really quick. I think she could at least put out. I'm trying to get Wally to come up for New Year's Eve. That would be cool. cause
01:07:24
Speaker
i'm trying to get wally to come up new guys how would we cool Oh, ah also. So I hear the crowd like, hey, Rich, try telling funny stuff now. the mo i You know what, my dog?
01:07:43
Speaker
you I'm going to start right on off. You're not allowed to go. but No tickets are being sold to you. but Hopefully here in the next week or so, we'll have announcement about tickets.
01:07:59
Speaker
Yeah, yeah. But he's off. Michael's off on his honeymoon. I hope Michael gets my writer and he understands that I get 60% of ticket sales and there's certain things that I need and I have to have in my green room.
01:08:17
Speaker
yeah You fuckers don't get to make money off the expense of me.
01:08:26
Speaker
I'll shut that bitch down. I'll pull the plug.
01:08:33
Speaker
I'll show them just to Stone Cold Steve Austin and start hitting people with stunners all over the place. fucking would go to wrestling. fucking I would say loser Stunner for Britney. Stunner for Michael.
01:08:45
Speaker
Stunner for these other two nobody comedians that nobody's ever heard of.
01:08:50
Speaker
but That's fucked. who's got Who else is it? You don't even know them. And you're talking shit about them. they don't even know me and they're going to roast me based off the shit that you Michael know. they aren't.
01:09:02
Speaker
Yeah, everybody. Yeah. yeah that yeah Well, Rob Coleman, he was the World Series. I've never heard of the World Series of Comedy. Of Comedy, winner of 2025. I'm the Super Bowl podcast champion of the world.
01:09:19
Speaker
Last three years in a row. you're fucking not, dude. Yes, I am. That's how easy you edit. And I'm snotty comedy. I've watched some of his stuff. He's pretty good. He's been on the podcast before. know Tyler.
01:09:32
Speaker
Yeah, Tyler. He's going to be after me. and then Michael is, I'm seeing the whole thing, but he's going after Tyler, and then it's Rob Coleman.
01:09:43
Speaker
Never heard of him.
01:09:46
Speaker
Okay. I'm serious, but I haven't. I mean, I hadn't either before. um You know. But he's funny.
01:09:57
Speaker
I've watched his stuff. What did he say? What did he say? um right well
01:10:10
Speaker
a double mic back let us make up the patty mic mac patty wet oh my god my brain hurts just the most i know like i don't like it this is the type of shit that yeah he's not getting a ticket to the fucking show but Moe Dogg don't need a ticket. He gets in with me.
01:10:35
Speaker
Nah. I know the owners. I don't care.
01:10:42
Speaker
Remember? We were there. Well, you didn't go. It's a show about me. And Moe Dogg knows me. I'm the most important person there.
01:10:50
Speaker
A Night of Comedy featuring Glick. No, that would be true. Actually, might want to take my name off that after I see the four of you try to go up and do comedy and then try to roast me. don't want anything to do with that. No, actually, it would be super fun to have them in the crowd during the roast. I'd rather have my name associated with Talking Shit Podcast and Another Shot Podcast.
01:11:15
Speaker
Whatever, dude. I don't know these people. Oh, yeah. Just go look at our recorded fucking podcast. Delete.
01:11:27
Speaker
that' Delete.
01:11:30
Speaker
and you if you swear i what you mentioned that before i was like kind of well it'd be click plus plus three because i would have to let jersey in and obviously kayla's already with me
01:11:47
Speaker
i just i don't like you
01:11:51
Speaker
but
01:11:54
Speaker
should kill okay Jersey said hashtag Kayla will be my plus one. but ah She said, let's go, Jersey.
01:12:08
Speaker
Do it. Be careful with the plus ones. Finally, something I can masturbate on this train. I know, right? yeah All
01:12:19
Speaker
right, I got you on this. I got you. Touchdown, Michigan. Set your goofy asses down like you're going to do something.
01:12:33
Speaker
I masturbate to myself every Saturday night. Usually I turn it off the other screens and it's just a giant screen for myself. That's what's up. See, this is how I feel like it is going to go.
01:12:48
Speaker
You're just going to say some shit and piss me the fuck off. I'm just going be like, you know what? I'm done. Duh.
01:12:59
Speaker
I'm a habitual line crosser. i am a poker of the bear and I am a stirrer of the shit.
Edgy Humor & Audience Interaction
01:13:05
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Yes. yeah It's what I do.
01:13:11
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It's how are I roll. For people. If you can't. Scary. What was that? Harry Potter?
01:13:24
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i hate you. I fucking... That would have been a good idea. I did do that one year. i was like a sexy Gryffindor. was 16, though, so it felt weird. Oh, my God, dude.
01:13:36
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We were talking about that one when we were trick-or-treating with Cash. The amount of, like, little girls that were, like, 15, 16, if that, dressed like fucking prostitutes.
01:13:48
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I can't. I just... I mean, I'm all for, like, women's rights and everything, and, like, being comfortable in your own skin, but there's there's a limit. There's a fucking limit.
01:14:00
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We were out, what was it, Thursday when we went? Yeah, it was Thursday when the girls were with us. And both of my girls, we'd seen a group of girls walk by, and they were maybe Bucky's age, probably younger.
01:14:12
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And both girls was like, Dad would kill us. but Oh, for sure. Oh, I would get my ass fucking wet. But I never even, like, I never... really had the urge to be like anything sexy. I always wanted to be scary. You know why Brett doesn't want me.
01:14:31
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You can suck my big toe.
01:14:42
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You were a pretty scary cracks floor last night. Yeah, I was creepy as fuck. I usually go creepier, but Like I said, with my lip ring, I didn't want to... yeah hope you' yourself running at time i can coming huh Herpes outbreak. You couldn't put makeup on your lips?
01:15:00
Speaker
Exactly. It happens. I'm not here to judge. It happens. maybe Maybe you should have just drank that milkshake at church church camp instead of doing the blowjob.
01:15:12
Speaker
No, that's how I got the herpes. From the milkshake or the blowjob? The milkshake. but um Both.
01:15:22
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but one I met him at the prayer garden with the milkshake. I don't think that's how you say prayers. I'm no expert.
01:15:34
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But I don't think that's how prayers go. Well, I said... I shouldn't even be joking about that. Yes, darn it.
01:15:44
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that's i shouldn't even be joking about that yeah start My family's probably watching this. I doubt it at this point. They are.
01:15:57
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you're Pretty sure at this point, your family's probably trying to write you off, which is not a bad thing. My family's written me off too. It's amazing.
01:16:05
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better i don't care. It's what it is. BJ was at band camp.
01:16:12
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It was weird because she wasn't even in band. Well, never mind. um
01:16:22
Speaker
Oh, spaghetti. Do you need a moment? I don't know. I always need one.
01:16:31
Speaker
Don't worry. We'll just stop the show and wait for you. Okay, cool. Thanks. I didn't know you were... Fuck off.
01:16:43
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and I was reading something. You're the one that's talking mad shit. Shut the fuck up. I cannot wait for an energy. I do this on a weekly basis.
01:16:55
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And then you assholes think you're going to put me in front of a crowd and give me a microphone. I'm going to feed off of their energy and they're going to like, finally, somebody funny has got a microphone. We've been sitting here all goddamn night.
01:17:10
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but Funny and good looking.
01:17:16
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Clearly, that is not a beard of a man who dyes his beard. That is an amazing beard. You already know I'm going to say that. I already know you're going to say that. I figured that much.
01:17:27
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I'm going to, for sure. You dye your beard. Everybody's going to look and go, eh, it's not dyed. No, they're going to be like, ah yeah, that's totally fucking dyed. that If it was dyed, I would do a much better job.
01:17:42
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I would also just go all gray.
01:17:47
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All gray. Santa? Santa? You chanted.
01:17:53
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Nah. I don't think it would look and all gray.
01:17:59
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Are my stripes awesome? I know I earned them. Goddamn right. She knows what's up. I know you're going to go that route. I didn't go that route. Kayla did. She said she likes my stripes. I earned them.
01:18:12
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That's fine. She's allowed to like them. I'm glad she likes them.
01:18:21
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oh
01:18:24
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Maybe I will dye my beard all gray and go Santa.
01:18:29
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think Kayla can sit on my lap and tell me what she wants for Christmas. Okay, cool. Awesome.
01:18:38
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Sit and spend.
01:18:41
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Talk about the first thing that pops up. Why am I here? You want to just take care of me? I ask that question every Saturday. Hey, do you want to would you rather be alone?
01:18:54
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No, you're fun to hang out with. You're fun to hang out with. Exactly.
01:19:00
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which We had more people to fuck with.
01:19:04
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That's a quiet Saturday night, man. Everybody must be all hungover from their Halloween festivitas. Yeah. Or their shy.
01:19:15
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Too shy, shy. Mm-mm-mm-mm. but yeah it's about to be try Yeah, you do. MoDog's got all that gray. I'm jealous. I can't wait until I go full gray.
01:19:28
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He's like white. Britt has gotten used to this gray. She's come to terms with it. and No, nobody has made me burn my stripes lately.
01:19:45
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So... Just tell her to fuck off, Chris Technician. you know You know the drill. I put my request in. You know. i got a standing order every Saturday. and ha but It's fire.
01:19:59
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I'll take. don't know. I feel weird.
01:20:06
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Complete sentences, Brittany.
01:20:09
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Words are hot. McDouble with MacSauce.
01:20:16
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That's and sos never yeah Extra pickle. Extra pickle.
01:20:28
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She's a slore. She needs five or six pickles at one time. Oh, yeah. and That's a little low. no. well
01:20:41
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but but a mo but off an Outside voice, sweetie. Because she keeps getting starting sentences and just trailing off.
01:20:53
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So it's inside her head. Say what? Is that what he meant? No.
01:21:04
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I don't know.
01:21:07
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I'm good on the MACDs, but you know what I want from the WALL-E world?
01:21:15
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Kayla really wants some more Reese's. Hot pockets.
01:21:19
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I want a hot pocket right now. Chris has got you. He's going to Wally World. No, don't actually buy that shit. Does he really buy that shit for you? Yeah, every weekend he buys it.
01:21:31
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And he brings it to the house and says, I don't let Chris in my house, but he leaves it out by the front door. I'm a celebrity. If you earned your stripes, Sarge must have done it. No, he just wasn't doing it right.
01:21:47
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stripes are it's it's a very precise skill and practice that you have to have to get straight like this conversation oh yeah can i get extra large pickle with my meal please cashier this is
01:22:10
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my dog you're on a roll tonight man but i'm gonna use hot pocket Hot pocket. like the pepperoni.
01:22:22
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Ham and cheese one's good. Pepperoni's one's good. ah the The Philly cheesesteak ones, they used to be good. But they changed it, I think.
01:22:34
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Or maybe my taste buds. Did they change or did you change, Brittany? That's what I just said. It might have been my taste buds. but not them It's not them. It's you. It's you.
01:22:47
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You're toxic. What? You fucking heard me, bitch. You toxic. Fuck, I teach. Yeah, but it's it's it's ah it's a college for all dudes.
01:23:02
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And it's not doing what you think you're doing. That's why you're all white. You're taking it all in. He doesn't swallow. It's just... He lets his beard soak it in.
01:23:15
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Yeah. He's going to be a hit in the gay boss pit.
01:23:23
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Dude, it has taken me a little bit to process what you're saying. Yeah, you better backtrack, Mo Dog.
01:23:35
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Mo Dog said, I teach the class at college on that shit for the streaks and the beard and stuff. And Jersey said, your ass better be retired, baby. He said, I mean, yeah, what Boo said. All right, guys.
01:23:48
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Actually, it is kind entertaining. said, I mean, do you, Sarge the Swore? He's not a part of my swore gang. Okay.
01:24:02
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ah no and she said i mean do you serge thelo
01:24:08
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baby i can ask part of my war gang okay
01:24:14
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Sorry. It's a very elite gang. And no dog has... It's a very elite gang and they all ride a short bus. A lot of window lickers.
01:24:30
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A lot of booger eaters are in this gang.
01:24:37
Speaker
If I'm in the gay mosh pit. you hear screaming like a virgin on prom night you better jump the in there and save me lol my dog said if i if i'm in a game mosh pit do you hear me screaming like a virgin on prom night you better jump the in there and save me i'm just gonna assume you're yeah i'm just gonna assume you're having a great time wouldn't
01:25:08
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You're going to pull out like a chair and just like
01:25:14
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slam it down and do some like magic mic shit for him and save him. pull Don't you worry, Moe Dogg. I'll tell him to take it easy. It's your first time. First time. you just got to breathe. breath
01:25:37
Speaker
What's that?
01:25:40
Speaker
it's my hair Just breathe. just relax just let it but is Just relax. Just let it happen.
01:25:47
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That's what I used to say when I was in prison. Just let it happen. Relax. Oh, I wasn't in prison. It usually right before the chloroform hit. You know what?
01:25:58
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after After the... The... The...
01:26:05
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words i up ah put on What do you think? What the fuck? You're not in the cages with the other girls yet? dr Be thankful.
01:26:19
Speaker
It's alright. Dude. What? Did you just shush her? did just I did shush her.
01:26:31
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I told her to be happy she's not in cages like the rest of the girls. Don't fucking shush. Shush, shush, shush. Brittany.
01:26:42
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She don't listen to me.
01:26:44
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I get threatened at least seven to eight times a day she's going to cut me into sleep. Yeah, I don't doubt it. Only your sloth. Aw, aren't you too cute? It's not as dumb as you would think it is.
01:27:03
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Moe Dogg said, what's it like when three girls are scissoring? Asking for Glick and Sarge.
01:27:13
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it's not as fun as you would think. Jersey said, I'll tell you later. Hell yeah. Kayla said, you wish you knew.
Light-hearted Jokes & Fashion
01:27:24
Speaker
I think there's, i think I can send you a link to a video, MoDog. Don't you shush my bitch. My man, Jesus.
01:27:31
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That Jersey's yelling at me. She said, don't shush my bitch. Girl power. Slore power, what? Yeah, but sure, I'll take it. Those are my slores.
01:27:43
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Those are my slores. Brandy. a abandon Apparently, I am getting kept on. Everybody's keeping me in check over here. Jersey and Kayla, if you don't mind being so part of my slore nation, I'll take you on. One slore nation.
01:28:04
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slore stick together, yay.
01:28:09
Speaker
Ew. No. Three girls in a cup. Three girls in a cup, right? No, MoDog. Definitely not. Is that like a two girls, one cup type?
01:28:21
Speaker
A slur stick together.
01:28:27
Speaker
MoDog's got my back. he said You whenever the fuck you want, bro. I got your back.
01:28:42
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ah she should they him mom
01:28:46
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hey I said, shush. Shut up. You shush. Sure.
01:29:01
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Jersey he said, you ain't got his back when when i'm when he's shushing my plus one. She was my plus one. How did she become my plus one? Shut the fuck up. i tried to get you in with the not you brit and my next sister's more power combined what are we mormons now i don't know i'm not no floor power combined but are we mormons now i all know
01:29:33
Speaker
not not i not no um Too far. I don't like this. yeah just my
01:29:43
Speaker
Your photography might be more entertaining than the comedian's. are hu ah maybe give you like i got i got um I got like two solid months to give you a complex.
01:29:57
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but but I fucking hate you. You're going to do great. I think you're going to great on the comedy side of it. Roasting side, probably The roasting side is a little bit harder for me, and I'm not trying to focus on that as much. I think your comedy will be cool.
01:30:15
Speaker
I'll give you ha-ha. i That's what I'm mostly focused on. like I am excited to try and roast you, whatever, but I know that most of my focus is on the standout part.
01:30:31
Speaker
That's not. You're not. at that No camera. Well, only one camera is a lot in there. and ah jersey So you can't photograph this. me no oh I thought you were talking about me.
01:30:44
Speaker
Ew.
01:30:48
Speaker
Okay. This night has become something else. It's Saturdays.
01:30:58
Speaker
absolutely You feel like you need to change. Probably take an hour or two while you're at school. No, already did. Actually, maybe after the show.
01:31:10
Speaker
took a shower three weeks ago. Cool. Was it nice?
01:31:20
Speaker
You know, you should probably be able to remember when the last time you took a shower was. Right. You should not take so long that you can't remember. Wait, I thought you just said you were talking. Scissor, scissor, I'm so confused. My brain hurts right now.
01:31:41
Speaker
Yeah, if I was your brain, I would hurt too. My brain hurts for your brain. Cool. I'm glad. don't know what you guys need to do.
01:31:57
Speaker
Oh, yeah, let the crowd roast. Well, that's what I was bringing up to Michael was maybe putting up like a screen or something where they can roast as well.
01:32:12
Speaker
We talked about that, but he's on fucking shit now, so.
01:32:18
Speaker
Oh, not shit, honeymoon. So I've been trying to leave him alone. Where'd they go? Do you know? i little little little I forget.
01:32:30
Speaker
They went to Warren, Ohio, and they stayed at a hotel with the underground lounge. Exactly. That's their spot. I don't even know I'm just showing up for this fucking thing.
01:32:53
Speaker
um Michael was making fun of me. He's like, you're going wear your gift boots, Glick? was like, fuck you, Michael.
01:33:01
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Yeah, right? Good boots.
01:33:06
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There were some good boots. Those are my good boots. I was dressed up. They're my good boots. You even said it with a fucking accent right there. These are my goddamn good boots.
01:33:21
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but Yeah, you shut up.
Gaming & Technology Talks
01:33:25
Speaker
there was never There was never, like, a definitive dress code. Like, you asked the guy, hey where what? is It was casual and fuckable.
01:33:35
Speaker
Yeah, okay, well, I was casual and fuckable. Nah. Yeah.
01:33:42
Speaker
yeah yeah I have shown up in fucking a cut-off t-shirt and basketball shorts and been casual and fuckable. You would have been like Adam Sandler then. Yeah, would have been like Adam Sandler. That's the thing. I'm always fuckable. and i i money Ask Kayla. She knows.
01:34:03
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No, you were cleaner than i usually would expect, I guess. I'm always clean. What are you talking about? I don't believe that for half a second.
01:34:15
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and Generally, I'm wearing a t-shirt and either sweats or basketball shorts if I'm at home. If I go out, I have jeans and a t-shirt on or jeans and a hoodie on. Yeah. yeah And I got my dirty old on.
01:34:29
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And then I got my dirty old beat-up boots on. I put my good boots on it and I put a pearl snap on. I got my good boots. Good boots. These are my good boots.
01:34:40
Speaker
I got a little bit of a little bit of horse shit and dirt on them. Not a lot, though. Got a little dirt on my boots. I love that song. There you go, Moe Dog. Hell yeah, that would be awesome.
01:34:54
Speaker
Be like Shelton on the Big Bang Theory when he made a robot with the monitor. Yeah.
01:35:06
Speaker
Modog would look great with a croc. Actually, Modog and i are going to go old school nineteen eighty s and we're going to do the crop top football jerseys that they used to wear.
01:35:17
Speaker
And Daisy Dukes. Yeah, right? not of so china yeah right Oh, I today. i already said that. What the fuck?
01:35:29
Speaker
You can't make this shit up. Did you though? But she still have you still have your crackhead makeup on from last night. No, I don't. That's a new makeup. You put blood on today?
01:35:41
Speaker
No, blood's stained Nick. It's stained, ladies and gentlemen. It's stained. And between my fingers.
01:35:52
Speaker
I've been in bloody situations before and it never stains. It usually washes right off. Well, that's real blood. This is fucking fake blood. but Allegedly.
01:36:05
Speaker
He might be. He just might. Why is nobody coming here? I like don't.
01:36:17
Speaker
Because you're so goddamn hilarious. and and They are intimidated by your skills in the comedy game. Oh, for sure. I get that.
01:36:29
Speaker
They can't come up here and be seen on the scene. I mean, the fact that I'm here just speaks volumes. I mean, it goes to show that I really am the greatest of all time. I'm the GOAT.
01:36:43
Speaker
Mm-hmm. But that's so good. You know it's true. And you hate it. And you hate yourself for knowing it.
01:36:53
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Mm-hmm.
01:36:59
Speaker
You guys remember the old school AOL when it would be loading? It's breaking his brain, right? What? I will be the sinners.
01:37:13
Speaker
No, it's like a fax is coming through. it's like yeah It's like... The link is pinned. The link is pinned. Tell him. don Every time I talk, you fucking cut me off.
01:37:28
Speaker
she fucked it Say something. Oh, God, I'm scared. Literally. I'm going to pick your ass up and put you in a fucking trash can somehow.
01:37:41
Speaker
I'm going to need help, but yeah it's happening. Fuck you. That might be the most gross thing to happen that night because it sure as hell not going to be the comedy. I'm going to make that fucking happen. That's going to be the full roast. It's just putting you in the fucking trash can.
01:37:58
Speaker
That's it. Mic drop. Let's go. Bye, bitch. yeah we're stupid by and You're to have deadlift like 300 pounds. I know. That's why I need help.
01:38:10
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I will get Michael to help me. He'll do it. Probably. maybe
01:38:16
Speaker
Maybe. He's already got a hernia that's about to explode. Oh, yeah. True. I forgot about that. But Sue's there. She's a strong woman.
01:38:27
Speaker
And I think couple of my cousins are coming. of Sue's afraid of me. They're part of a specific
01:38:35
Speaker
biker club. They're strong.
01:38:39
Speaker
They're coming.
01:38:43
Speaker
They'll help me put your ass in a trash can before you can even fucking reach me.
01:38:52
Speaker
awesome That was my bored face. i'm trying to get my I'm trying to find my scared face. hold on I'm terrified. Happy Halloween.
01:39:06
Speaker
That's the day of the dead. I told you I've been training for this moment her whole life.
01:39:13
Speaker
Where's this guy? yeah
01:39:18
Speaker
Just ask the crowd. They will help. No, because I'm going most entertaining thing there things they' all night long. They're going to love me. Listen, you know who this is? That's K-Mag.
01:39:30
Speaker
I can't see it. I need my glasses. That's K-Mag. I saw the middle finger and I was like, I have to ask. I was going to say, what up, homie?
01:39:43
Speaker
I was going to say, don't do two fingers. I always flip him off. I didn't. i do the two fingers look one thing you're doing yeah
01:39:56
Speaker
there's this more of the three finger scenario that no he likes like the what is it the minivan or whatever no that's the showstopper two in the front and five in the back baby You want to, you sick bitch.
01:40:18
Speaker
I only know that because of him. It's flashy yeah one time at church camp. Brittany told me about that. That was good.
01:40:32
Speaker
all right so so So you're going to have to catch me up on some shit here, Hand. What are we catching you up on? Well, just dead. Yeah. Yeah. was going to say, what happened to the blaze thing?
01:40:45
Speaker
Yeah. ah but Yeah. You know me, I'm always curious. Like when I come back and people are God, you know what I mean? Oh, you know, when he abandons people in another state after they drive them somewhere.
01:40:57
Speaker
yeah Yeah. I don't know what's going on with Jerevichy. I haven't talked to him since he left. Poor guy. ye Right. Wait, is you is it your B-Day? What's that?
01:41:08
Speaker
Is it your actual B-Day? Yeah. mine you're fucking yeah it says b d a e b d it's b d a e big dumb animal energy oh jesus how about can we just get rid of the e and just go big dumb animal well it's big dumb animal energy well you don't need the energy painting um Big dumb energy? Okay, okay. No, big dick energy is usually what it is.
01:41:38
Speaker
I have a hoodie that says BDE on it. It says Big Dad Energy on the back. Oh, I like that. That's cute. I got a hoodie that says, put feeding the horse drugs, please. Oh, I love that.
01:41:50
Speaker
I want one. It's got a picture of a nun hitting a rail of Coke. Perfect. Skinner Markel have that up on there at the bar. but Please don't feed the horse drugs. Drugs. Yeah.
01:42:09
Speaker
Don't. Please do. Please feed the the horse drugs. Nice. like i think I need that. Please feed the slores drugs.
01:42:20
Speaker
Yes, it is.
01:42:23
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Actually, so I um went on a pretty buying spree. I've got another one that said bad or says bad girls taste better. It's got a nun licking fingers of the priest.
01:42:37
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So my you got thing right plan tag. Hey, nuns can get freaky too, all right? Yes, in the ass. Hey, it's a loophole.
01:42:49
Speaker
Exactly. Exactly. Bad Girl was my clan tag on Xbox for since I was like eight. Nice. Nice.
01:43:01
Speaker
I know, it's not. mean I mean, I probably shit on you a couple times depending on what game you played. Call of Duty mostly or Battlefield. Oh, I definitely shit on you at one point in your life.
01:43:13
Speaker
Nah, I shit on you, dude. I shit on you. It was like two girls, one cup in that bitch. I shit all over you. Oh, okay. That's fair. That's fair. What the fuck is going on here?
01:43:24
Speaker
Yeah, yeah. he likes um mean iron Hey, I'm What's
01:43:32
Speaker
up? I will shit on you all day. No, I ah started out PC gaming actually first and then Xbox. But yeah, Call of Duty, dang.
01:43:46
Speaker
I'm an OG COD player from way back in the day. And then also battlefield um dude you spelled you spelled uh gamer wrong yeah i wasn't gonna say i was gonna go with grammar and then i was like we'll just go gamer okay wrong ah like yeah got it
01:44:14
Speaker
words are hard am i ah we mag I got you, brother. i thought Yes! yeah, I always wanted to be a gamer. Gamer's always better than gamer. Let's man! I just thought you were a little slow, so I didn't say anything.
01:44:35
Speaker
I'm mildly slow. It's okay. We all know that. and That's why we're all here, right? Specialer. Specialer, ladies and gentlemen. Specialer. Oh, geez.
01:44:47
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Don't don't worry, Brittany can't even spell her own name right. Yeah, she did. She's got Brit and then me.
01:44:58
Speaker
Everyone knows how you spell Brittany. I got it tattooed on my knee as well. Understandable. See, no regerts. Not even a single letter. All right.
01:45:12
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Yeah. To remind myself, you know. Of your name? so Yeah. Just to remind myself what my name is. All I got to is look down say Brit and on my knee.
01:45:24
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So I got it. She's a little special. It's hard in the winter time because I wear pants. She's a lot of special.
01:45:35
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Oh, anyway.
01:45:39
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ah When you show me up, you put too much stuffing in one spot. You still love me? I wear pants with holes in it so I can see. Fair enough. right Fair enough.
01:45:52
Speaker
Yeah. It's getting cold out, though, so it's like I keep forgetting. No. What's my name again? What's my name again? What's my name again?
01:46:04
Speaker
Easy there, Slim Shady.
01:46:08
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What?
01:46:10
Speaker
Is that? Wait. I'm hating life right now because I'm down to one monitor. Well, because I've only got one monitor and I have like 14 different things going on and I really need my second monitor.
01:46:22
Speaker
But if I'm lucky, I'll be here. Say monitor again. Monitor.
01:46:30
Speaker
Go fuck yourself. How big is the one that works? 30. That's not bad, though. No, but like when you're trying to video game, stream, and keep track of your Discord, it sucks ass.
01:46:45
Speaker
Oh, you can multitask like that? I didn't expect that from you. I've got two more monitors showing up Tuesday. Oh, you're the OG gamer. So, yeah, true.
01:46:59
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um So, what are you playing lately? ah
01:47:04
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i do Fortnite, Tarkov. Fucking Call of Duty. I do GTA 5 RP. ah Dude, I had 99% finished on my GTA on my old profile on Xbox.
01:47:18
Speaker
And I lost... Somebody hacked in. And, oh my god. I couldn't 100% it. i was so fucking mad and I couldn't get my account back. Redo it!
01:47:32
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I started to, but it's like, it's, it's annoying. It's a lot. Yeah. It is a lot. Yes. It's a lot. It's a fucking lot. And like all that time that I put in that game.
01:47:45
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Oh yeah. So you got to keep in mind, I'm a guy like arc survival evolved. Okay. And I did like, I have over 4,500 hours into that game.
01:47:57
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Arc. sort surviv ah But that's the one I love that game. I have it. I haven't played it much. i like i am I am a nerd straight up when it comes to shit. Mark is fun as shit.
01:48:12
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How many hours did you say I had? About 4,500. Dang, Shoddy. That's crazy. Yeah. I'd get home from work. I'd play till about midnight, 2 o'clock every morning.
01:48:24
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Wake up 5, go back to work and do it again. That's the type of game, though, that it gets your brain like you're just like...
01:48:34
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Especially if you're like doing the breeding part of it because then you gotta all the stats like perfect. And that's a lot of fucking work. I've got notebooks still of like perfect stat dinosaurs that I've read up and it's fucking horrible.
01:48:49
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It's just like it gets you focused and like you don't realize how much time is going by sometimes with that game. Yeah, that part right there. That part right there.
01:49:01
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What is the one see of Sea of Thieves. I love that game. That one's fun. If you have the right people to play with. Yeah, yeah I was going say, you got to have a good crew or the game just sucks.
01:49:15
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Yeah.
01:49:17
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Definitely. ah Some of those games, you definitely have to have a good crew. Did you ever have like a clan? oh ah yeah Actually, yeah. Back in the day, I did.
01:49:32
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yeah don't call it did he back in the day yeah it was like me and like 10 other people and we'd always have like group up in fives and we'd switch swap different people every night that way no one ever played with the same person all week long see that pisses me off because i the last clan that i was in on the recent call of duty uh you know war zone is out and they only have four people yeah that go in and they like stuck to the same four people. And like, I was like, you know what? Fuck all y'all.
01:50:11
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Yeah. I hear you there. Like it gets annoying. Like, so escape from Tarkov. and Yeah. You've never, you've never played it. I suggest you don't, but if you want to hate your life, like you just, yeah.
01:50:25
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Yeah. Um, it's, you can have up to four people in a group. And it's fucking AIDS 99% of the time. Straight up just AIDS.
01:50:38
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But it's fun. It's like addicting because like when you get like your victories and shit, it's like, oh, fuck yeah, I can do that again. And then you're, then you fuck that off. And the rest of the night's just cussing and screaming and throwing shit against the wall.
01:50:50
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It's wild. Do you like Zelda or like high? roll Yeah. So fun fact. I used to rock the shit out of on that Zelda Link to the Past on the old Super NES. That's like the best Zelda. Like the OG one? Fuck yeah um yeah.
01:51:12
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007. yeah. i z a rock you Zelda had the first transgender video game character. Link? Yeah. yeah ye Talk about fucking being ahead of the curve, man.
01:51:28
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if they were' just If they would have just came out in 2025, they would have been fucking top seller. Maybe 23, 24. Yeah. 2020, 2024. Yeah.
01:51:45
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twenty twenty not twenty twenty four yeah pretty yeah just they came out a wee bit earlier on that one hey man they were progressive they were they were outside the box and well They were fucking on something back in the day. I'll give them that.
Community Stories & Job Humor
01:52:04
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A dick. hu and that was Swart!
01:52:12
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I'm praying, I swear.
01:52:16
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I'm in the prayer garden. No, you're not. You're in the fucking burning circles of hell, son. I never went to the prayer garden. I walked into a church one time, walked down, it caught on fire. Not my fault. All I'm saying is Was it a black church by chance? I walked in and I cried. No, it was a white church. It was weird.
01:52:38
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My God. There was no racism there. Shut your poor mouth. K-Mac goes as a ghost for Halloween. Only Halloween is like every other Thursday.
01:52:49
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Damn right. and ah Brittany's trying to do the math in her head trying to figure this out. like wait Honestly, stop listening to you guys. thank Halloween's not every other Thursday. Why would he do something to those? No, it's every day. Wait, what?
01:53:08
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This don't make no sense. Hold on. I can't see fucking shit out of this thing. Put these eyeballs out. I can't see fucking shit.
01:53:19
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ah God, that's great. i my Well, excuse me for trying to do something nice for y'all. Yes, baby. Awesome. We'll say hi.
01:53:32
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Hi. Hey, let's go. All right, now go play. Give me a kiss. Huh? So cute. Adorable. Go play.
01:53:39
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hey what' right now go play me guess ah so ki adorable go play Yeah, that's my ah my little demon.
01:53:52
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Just smoke some meth. Like Daddy taught you. Whoa! Too far, brother. Whoa! Excuse me, Linda. It's never meth. It's always cocaine. Alright? Fuck. Can she join my... Can she join my slur clan?
01:54:11
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What? Can she join my slur clan? It's your fucking slur clan! No, Brittany. She's not allowed in. What about Mandy? Mandy, don't associate yourself with... Hey, Mandy. Well, thank you, Mandy.
01:54:26
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What's up? I have something in here, too. yeah but hopeful put stop with the back yeah it's not i'm just glad that k-mag finally got off the meth and switched into something little a little little easier on the body and he's on to the cocaine yeah now now yeah yeah you know which is the upper we're uppers we're to the uppers you know like the good uppers not like the can't sleep and yeah yeah
01:54:59
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oh mara forlo of so i'm just gonna take a second really quick everybody that's in here don't forget to like share subscribe even though what we're talking about nonsense complete and total nonsense Well, that's why we're the nonsensical network, right? ah Trust me, I've been here since the bitter beginning. Yeah, you were youre here before me. i
01:55:36
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I've seen some shit. I've seen some shit. you're like experience you like what like an old grizzle war venture I've seen some shit.
01:55:51
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ah like ppsc man oh dad
01:55:57
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I believe it. And honestly, i i want to talk to you after this, Gamer. but so i the road a It's Gamer, not Gamer.
01:56:08
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All right, come on, get it right. Gamer. What's up, girlfriend? Three snaps in a circle. You actually have a child? All you have to do is go back and watch old shows.
01:56:22
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And make sure you give it a like and leave a comment. It'll help us in the algorithm. and It'll boost us. Hey, I don't wear pajama pants every night of the week. All right. Fuck off. Click.
01:56:34
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so it's It's weird. He also sleeps face down, ass up. It's the weirdest. Fucking wild. Because he's waiting for it. No, you would have had to have met G. G. Vartner.
01:56:49
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Jarvishi, however the fuck we said his name. Jarvishi. Jarvishi. and Like, war literally straight. Yeah, words are hard.
01:57:00
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100%. Not gonna lie. English, horrible subject. i'm aring Way to call me out, Brittany. The great pajama pants era. the but the the the great the great pajama pants era Oh, God.
01:57:15
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okay so i had the I don't want to bring it up, but pajama pants and sweatpants, girls love because of the old. But not when you're a jobless bum who never leaves your couch. Yeah, he was literally living off his wife at that point time, so...
01:57:34
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okay this dude this this cat like i have no bad feelings talking bad about him right now this cat she made cookies she made chocolate chip cookies one night when we were doing this show oh god and she brought and she and she brought him a cookie and this motherfucker had the nerve to talk sideways to her like that cookie wasn't good enough and but i'm like Like, all of us were like or la we were like, bro, are you serious? Your girl was out there making chocolate chip cookies for you.
01:58:05
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and you mean and they're not good enough? She just knows that like them. knows that you like em And then she brought you a plate of chocolate chip cookies and you have the nerve to be an asshole.
01:58:17
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Like, dude, you clowned his ass out. it was like So the wild part about the kid, though, is the reason he don't have a job is because he has social anxiety. And I'm like, so you're stupid. Got it. i I have worked with somebody with crippling anxiety before. Yeah. like But they still had a job.
01:58:38
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Exactly. so it's like,
01:58:42
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He's also waiting for the radio station to give him with no experience, know-how because he went to ah belling school Bill and Bob's Broadcasting School of Canada ah for for four weeks that he thinks somebody...
01:59:01
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That's one of my dreams is to be a part of the radio. that I would too, but at the same time, I don't expect to put application in at a radio station and they're going to give me a... I mean, that would be like me going and putting in an application at an elementary school. We already know I'm not getting the job.
01:59:20
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You're not allowed to in 500 yards of an elementary school in the first place, Kate. I was about to say the same thing. That's a lie. was about to say the same thing. a lie. Okay, it's not 500 yards. It's 100 yards.
01:59:33
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It's 1,000 yards.
01:59:37
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Let's go a half mile to a mile, all right? You can't even live in a city that has an elementary school. I live under a bridge down by the river. van. Down by the river.
01:59:52
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That dude crack you up, man. He was like, I'm going to do a sports show. Do you know anything about sports outside of Minnesota? Nope. now But I'm going to do a sports show. Cool.
02:00:03
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That motherfucker was. play on Xbox. I don't know everything. No, that was literally his, like, fucking whole... sports criteria. like He knew like very minuscule things. I'll give him that.
02:00:20
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Other than that, not too much. you If it had anything what to do with a movie that came out in 1962 or later or anything that happened in sports in 1960 or later, he knew.
02:00:37
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you got to go he knew that. But outside of that... Yeah, that part. Gamers... Poor Jerevichy. I wonder know whatever happened to him. I wonder if he Jerevichy'd himself.
02:00:49
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I don't know. I could probably ask my buddy Dalton and see. Oh, yeah, him and Dalton were buddies. He was going to go be Dalton's nanny or something last time. Yeah, yeah. He was supposed to come live in North Dakota and be Dalton Ishai's nanny, and that never happened for obvious reasons.
02:01:06
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i'll take I'll take people you never want to leave your kids with. For 500? I'm
02:01:13
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yeah i not saying it's not a prime candidate. All I'm saying is you're not already on a list. I would trust my kids with K-Mag before I would trust my kids with Jeremy Sheehy.
02:01:25
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Hey, I'm just the asshole parent, all right? Because I believe in strong parenting. Like, I'll get on to some fucking kids. I don't care if they're mine or not. hi You might want to read. I'll get on some fucking kids.
02:01:41
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That's why you're not allowed. I said I'll get on to someone's fucking kids. Yeah. Whether they're mine or not. That's... that's Why you're not allowed around schools.
02:01:53
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Okay, you're taking that out of context. Let's quit flipping words here. Because what I said completely No. No, No, no. No, no. No, no. no. No, no. No, no. no. No, No, No, no. No, no. no. no. No, No, No, No, no. no. no. No, No, no. No, no. No, no. no. No, no.
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ah no. No, no. No, No, no. no. no. No, no. No, No, no. No, no. No, no. No, no. No, no. no. No, No, no. No, no. No, no. No, No, No, no. No, no. No, no. No, No, no. no. no. No,
02:02:15
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no I mean, it's not very often. It's not very often. It looks like it's not often that I do it, but once a weekend's okay, all right? Yeah, it's not often that I'm on Team Brittany, but and I'm kind on Team Brittany. Suspect.
02:02:31
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I've been suspect number one since day one, homie. I need a clip of that. Somebody fucking clip Glick saying that. I'm on Brittany's side. Fuck yeah. Whoa, whoa, whoa. Now, A.A. Ron.
02:02:44
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Ah, you done goofed. This is Big Head Central up on the top now. i will do I will deny, deny, deny. I never said that. That wasn't me. That's A.I. Run, bitch.
02:02:55
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Run. That is clearly A.I. That's clearly A.I. I never said that. Fuck. It's recorded.
02:03:07
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Hashtag Brittany with two Ts, one A. That's Britanny.
02:03:15
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It's Britanny, bitch. So like my ex's name is Brittany. Just like your name. like My ex-wife's name is literally Brittany with one T and Yeah. we r yeah why yeah And anytime someone's like, oh, Brittany with two Ts, she's like, no, that's Britanny.
02:03:37
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and I'm like, Jesus Christ. is actually what's on Brittany's birth certificate. Fuck off. brit Yeah, Brittany. It has one T. One T. Her mom was special. And a whole ass knee on it, all right? that's all gene My mom wanted to name me Chanel. Chanel.
02:03:59
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Shaniqua. Shaniqua. Yeah, there we go. Or Fallon. So literally, my name would be Fallon Cox, which would be Fallon Cox. Which is what you do regularly anyways.
02:04:12
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I was going to say, if it's not wrong, you can't bitch about it. if the shoe hurt Or Chanel, I'd be like Channel Cox. I'd be Chanel East Coast instead of Chanel West Coast.
02:04:25
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so
02:04:28
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fucking white Imagine me being Chanel. You know, it had to be fun while lasted, Brittany. Just for that split moment that I was on Team Brittany. Now I'm off again. Now I was like, well, I'm back to Team Glick.
02:04:43
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Yeah, now i'm back to I'm back to... I don't know. Asshole. um um we We know you like the Glick. I just got rid of my tics, you fucking dicks.
02:05:00
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You're such an asshole. You're going to do that during the show. I know it. I love your turrets. Your turrets are amazing. It makes me smile. They make me laugh. You know what? You're a comedian. Make me laugh, clown.
02:05:13
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Okay. i Just, yeah, make me tick and I'll just like go all over the face. Ass. Ass. Ass. Oh, I'm funny day day did you? How? Like fucking clown? I make laugh? I got
02:05:26
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i make you laugh out you Go to your ball. ah Go to your home ball. Get your home ball.
02:05:44
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<unk>op booie You're going to roast who? but the yeah today you j j j j joe here ah That's one of mine. No, it's not. It's Major Payne. Fuck all y'all. That's one of mine.
02:06:01
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You made that because of me, bitch. No, it's not. It was way before you, bitch. All right. I'll be right back. I'm going to my mic. Some of those banners have been up there for years.
02:06:12
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Oh, yeah. I know oh most of them. I changed some of them. Fuck all y'all was because of me. You were making fun of me. No. Fuck all y'all was up there like years ago.
02:06:24
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Unless it got taken down. oh Well. But that was i that was up there years ago because everybody was picking on me one night and I was like, fuck all y'all. I'll shut this bitch up. Oh, I thought they were making fun of me. Oh, good.
02:06:38
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That's about you. This is before you came along. I'm glad it's not about me. But still, fuck all y'all.
02:06:48
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I usually have impossible beat.
02:06:52
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What the fuck is that? What
02:06:57
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but was what? Nothing happened. Yeah, what he said. What up, Wally? Wally. Swore clan for life. Yes, girl.
02:07:09
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ah Way to catch up. I know. I haven't... i've Well, I've been looking at the banners instead of the comments. Yeah.
02:07:19
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I'm a little slow tonight. um europe' A little?
02:07:24
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lot of. ah There we go. That's better. look She's an overachiever on the short bus. She licks windows and eats boogers. Well, she's not that much overachieving because if she was overachieving, she'd lick the windows, eat the boogers, and drive the bitch all the same time. yeah even ah eating the booker heart I can't I can't.
02:07:48
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<unk> and yeah yeah Here there's a scientific study that said if you eat boogers, it makes you smarter. I heard that. I did hear that. I did eat my boogers when I was a kid. I'm not going to lie.
02:08:01
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I used to eat my boogers right before I came on the show tonight. It's like I stopped when the camera turned on. Okay. I got rid of him beforehand. Every once in while, she forgets the cameras on it. She's just like, good like God damn.
02:08:18
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yeah Yes, ma'am. i Please have another. Fuck.
02:08:24
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That actually used to be my profile picture was me doing this. and That was a lot of girls' profile pictures back in the early 2000s. You're a fucking asshole. Oh, I know. you don't have to tell me.
02:08:37
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but it came make She told me I was a dick earlier and I was like, and I'm aware, self-aware. yeah Yeah, but it's the testing number one right here for the asshole award of the year.
02:08:50
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The reason why your ego is so big is because your wieners are small. Yes, again, things we've already seen. I literally have a shirt to say TPG, Tiny Pecker Gang.
02:09:01
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I'm the founder and president. ah I got a shirt that says, you want to see my pecker? And it's got a tiny little woodpecker at the very bottom that you have to stare really hard to see. What'd you say there?
02:09:14
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I like that shirt where it like has big words and it says something where you have to like, go down to the bottom it's like really tiny are you gonna make fun of my small dick when you try to roast me because i make fun of my small dick every saturday i make fun of everything about me anytime i'm on the show because i also make fun of k-max when he shows up No, that's too obvious. You know what? The one thing I've yet to ever do is show you my small dick when I showed up because I'm not that kind of piece of shit. you know i make the guy You're a good friend and I appreciate it.
02:09:46
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I'm a nice lady, you asshole. This is an 81 Honda. How dare you? How dare you? Way to fucking out of nowhere.
02:09:55
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but how dare you wait ah way a fucking out of know I love that movie dude That's a great movie dude I'm gonna head out For a little bit I need food I need food You know i like oh up man literally just had Arby's Before you came on here fat ass I only had fries that's it You gonna make like a fetus and head out up I'll be back She gonna make like a condom and roll on
02:10:27
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I was supposed to do that for you to head out, but unfortunately i and made it through. You make like a banana and tree? I fucking hate you. Okay, bye. You make like a tree and a leaf.
02:10:39
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You have company now, so I feel comfortable to be able to. Just leave us here unsupervised. Who knows what the show is going look like when you come back.
02:10:51
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Oh, wow. I just know it's going to be a bunch of... She's our supervision? Oh, we're fucked, homie. We are fucked. Bye. Bye, Britt.
02:11:05
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We're all fucked if Brittany's in charge. somebody Don't end the show. Just leave. Oh, shit. i almost... oh yeah
02:11:16
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Yeah. Hit the one that says leave studio, not in show. It's Brittany, bitch. Yes, it is. On the bottom with an arrow and a square.
02:11:27
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i But ah for ah second, I thought it was the wrong one because you said that. But no, I have the right one. We're good. It's Brittany, bitch. I'll be back. Maybe.
02:11:40
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you heard peterla my I'm too fat to do that. I can't do it. Yeah. please My fingers are literally long. It's stater top, bitch. All right.
02:11:51
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See ya.
02:11:55
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Okay, now that she's gone, we can talk shit about her. which just all god All not. All not. Not go backstage, assholes. Yeah, right?
02:12:04
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Oh. Poor Brit. they're going to She's going to roast me on New Year's Eve.
02:12:13
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Oh, yeah, dude. New Year's Eve. We're doing like a... well we're
02:12:20
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Last time we did a roast glick, I had some pretty good jabs in there, all right? So we are actually New Year's Eve. We're actually, and I can talk about this so everybody out there listening on us. We love you, Brittany. It's okay.
02:12:38
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I know. New Year's Eve in Warren, Ohio, in beautiful Warren, Ohio, in Northeast Ohio, in the underground light. Let's say meth capital the U.S., calm down. Let's not get excited.
02:12:52
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You can join Nonsensical Network as we put on a comedy show with Michael Copenhaver. Michael will be emceeing the event. Michael is on the network with us. You guys see him on Wednesdays and Fridays.
02:13:06
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ah But Mike will be emceeing the event. Britt's going to do a few minutes of stand-up. that We've got Tyler Snaudgrass. Snauddy. I'm going to go find Gia Vrishi and bring him over.
02:13:20
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and then another guy. What's his name? Ben something or another. Ben Star. And the and and I don't mean to say this and in disrespect. I just don't know. And I can't remember his name.
02:13:31
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But he won the 2025 World Series of Comedy, which I didn't even know was a thing. But he's headlining he's headlining the whole event. So there's going to be a comedy show. And then after the comedy show, cause we will be doing a Wednesday. What? New Year's Eve is on Wednesday, right, baby?
02:13:49
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Wednesday night, we will be doing a special broadcast of Nonsensical Nonsense. And they're going to do the restas of the roast of glick myself. Brittany, Michael, the other two comedians. Oh, I'm joining in on that. um'm I'll just be in the backstage chiming in all night long.
02:14:06
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And if i if I feel the need to embarrass the four of them any further, then I will get my chance to grab a microphone and show them what real comedy is. And what a real roast is, is I get to bury the four of them. It's face. Congratulations.
02:14:21
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Nice.
02:14:26
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Rob. Sorry, Rob. Rob, what's his last name? Rob. What's his last name? Dyrdek? Rob Dyrdek? woman Rob Coleman. That's his name. I don't know who he is, and I apologize.
02:14:41
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Thank you, Brittany. Ben Stein. She's like, who the hell is Ben Stein? Who the hell am invited a Jew?
02:14:50
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Calm down, Hitler. but I have a mildly racist joke that I need to... How about we not do that on the air? Okay, okay, okay, okay. All right, all right. That's fair. That's fair.
02:15:03
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Wearing that shit on your head is being,
02:15:11
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Oh, and four? That's pretty bad. hold I guess I can reverse it. It's four and O there, hand. ah hands don't My hands don't work.
02:15:22
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Just do four and O. Four and O. What do I do with my hands? I'm throwing out gang signs over here. God damn. a photo gang signs over here god yeah
02:15:37
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Throwing up gang signs everywhere. All of sudden, I started a gang war, I didn't even mean to.
02:15:43
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I got the Bloods fighting the Crips, and the Latin Kings fighting the fucking Latin Mafia. It's fucking wild. Fuck.
02:15:54
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Podcast host starts but gang wars you across the U.S. Wild. I'm just retarded. I'm not affiliated with any gangs. I'm just retarded.
02:16:07
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I can concur to that. escapeing He's right, ladies and gentlemen. He's right. He's retarded. I'm not going argue any part of that statement. Oh, fuck.
02:16:21
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Yeah, yeah, yeah. He's he's retarded. what are right see how many times Let's see how many times I can use the hard R word until I get canceled. Ooh, reptiles. I like reptiles.
02:16:37
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Oh, there you go, Wally, her housemate. What the fuck? fuck The fuck is a housemate? but You live in fucking England? Yeah, my housemate, mate. My housemate, eh?
02:16:48
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That's Canada, dumbass. Well, yeah, well, whatever. Canada, England, they all speak English. They all speak the Queen's English. Hell yeah, shaman.
02:17:00
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Retard gang, let's go. Let's fucking go. gang. Or wait, let me... We
02:17:11
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gotta stick
02:17:20
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Oh, God. We're all going to hell. We're all going to hell. It's gonna be a great time. That trip's already been bought and paid for. Dude, you gotta do some of these.
02:17:32
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i oh it's all smoky. Hell yeah. yeah which Which one it? Apple pie. Well, I've had that before. That's good. Yeah. I do the little shooters because they fucking taste amazing.
02:17:46
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It doesn't matter. They're still a roommate, dipshit. That people shit, homie. Homies are the extra homies all day. Yeah, yeah. to
02:18:03
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Oh, yeah, there is definitely a special place, Brittany. You are not wrong.
02:18:09
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You are not wrong. It's called down in the deepest depths of the pit that he can find to put our dumbasses. No, man, I'm taking over. I'm running that shit.
02:18:20
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I'm going to slap the devil right in this fucking cock holster and take his throne. Daddy's home now, bitch. okay Yeah, yeah, you're going to do that, and he's going turn you over and turn you into his bitch fuck toy. No, no, no, no.
02:18:32
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No, no, he knows better. he's gonna she's gonna start I'm going to walk in the door and he's going to go, hey, sir, sir, I'm just keeping your seat warm for you, sir. Sorry, sorry, sorry.
02:18:43
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Yes. Now Neil beside me like the dog you are. That was a restraining order, guess. Ain't that the goddamn truth? Heaven don't want us and hell's got a restraining order.
02:18:55
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Heaven won't take us and hell kicked us out three times already, so. Hmm. Yep. We've talked many times on this show that we're not going to heaven and or they're going to give us a little special VIP section.
02:19:09
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They're going to give us our own short bus stuck in purgatory. The entire time. Glick. Hey. Yeah. I know what they're going to do. They're going to give us our own short bus in purgatory and just let us roll around causing hate and discontent.
02:19:27
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Hey, man, chaos. I'm the agent of chaos, baby. I appreciate you, brother. Thank you. Thank you, Chris. Pineapple juice is your safety word? Fuck that. Mine is supercalifragilisticexpialidocious.
02:19:41
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King Tard. I heard Satan likes pineapples. That son of a bitch. born tar the therapy Lord III. Lord Tard III. That makes me sound fancy.
02:19:55
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Lord? Yeah, it does. Oh, Lord Glick. That's basically like God status, right? No, no, that's dipshit status. There's no God and in any part of the name Glick. Trust me.
02:20:11
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Well, GD. God. and Guzzler. Glick. God. Glick. I'm going to go with Guzzlick.
02:20:27
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but No God, though. I just couldn't find the God in there. I'm sorry. Can't spell God without Glick. I'm just saying. You can't spell God without...
02:20:41
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No, that's old God. oh Oh, that's old Glick. I forgot. He he straightened up. yeah Oh, God. So fuck me. Fuck me.
02:20:53
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Rick used to be the one going, oh God, oh God, please Father, forgive me. Forgive me, Father, for I have sinned again. vi Don't worry, I'm sinning in you right now. It's okay.
02:21:08
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We know. Trust me, it's okay.
02:21:13
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At this point, it's it's we just wait for it. ah that I dub Serge is a lot.
02:21:27
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I'm going to take the sword and show you it. Wait, what? Dubbing. It's called dubbing. Where they tap each shoulder in the top of your fucking head. thought that was called knighting. Or knighting, whatever.
02:21:39
Speaker
Dubbing knighting is the same fucking thing. I have a housemate knighted.
02:21:47
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Yeah, I'm out of here. You are now dubbed the nicest housemate ever. Pardon me. May I use your loo?
02:22:02
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Housemate, housemate, I need to use the loo. Go eat. Who says housemate? Who says that? that English people.
02:22:15
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literally English people, only people I know who say how well, I guess South Africans, Australians. Well, you know, apparently Baltimoreans to, you know baltimore ons
02:22:32
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know, while shit happens up north. Okay. That's all I'm saying. yeah yeah So I blame the reading.
02:22:42
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Yes. um of yes
02:22:48
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and good Go play. Milk, it makes it yummier. Well, you got to ask Nana for milk, okay?
02:22:57
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Okay? Love you. Okay. Go play. then I need some milk to wash my coat down, Dad. i do, really.
02:23:09
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said what Wave at him. Oh, you got to stand closer. There you go. ah so She's got hockey mouth. She ain't got no teethers. ah Well, she's got my teeth. There's a perfect explanation for that.
02:23:23
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ah Yeah. It runs in the family. Let's say that. yeah I thought they were baby teeth. Oh, man, I feel bad. I thought they were baby teeth they got. i No, those are her baby teeth, but they were shitty fucking teeth. Oh, yeah. That's how used to tell my kids all the time.
02:23:39
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but they but When they lost their baby teeth, I'm like, you got hockey mouth. but and They're like, what do you mean? ah You're nicer than me. I looked at her i was like, you should lay off that fucking crack pipe a little bit there, kiddo. What do you mean? And then I showed him old school videos of the hockey. He's like sucking dick, getting his teeth knocked out. and it was Yeah. right Like when hockey was a man's sport.
02:24:01
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Before it got soft. And only the bitches suck dick. He's the main bitch. I've been to England. Have you really, though? or Or were you just up in the New England states?
02:24:14
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Yeah, I was going to say, were you would like New England or England, England? There's a difference, okay? um good what ask One has clam chowder.
02:24:27
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Oh, no, I have bad teeth. well We're not making fun of it for it. Jesus. Yeah, nobody we're not making fun of it for it. Yeah, and I make fun of my kid all the time for it. Yeah, no, I got terrible teeth, too. It's one of my biggest. Oh, there you go There you go, Bray.
02:24:43
Speaker
You want some ammunition? One of my biggest insecurities are my teeth. I know. You look like Chewbacca biting down a fucking goddamn log, you beaver-looking bitch. Hey, mind your business. It's a big old black log, just how I like it, baby.
02:24:54
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but It's one of those dead timbers, if you know what I mean. I like my logs dark and big. Yeah. ah
02:25:08
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course you do, Blake. Of course you do.
Music Break & Life Updates
02:25:10
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I do. I got to piss like a motherfucker. You and me both. Well, what? We don't do this a whole lot anymore on Saturday nights. We're going take ourselves a real quick break. Thank God.
02:25:21
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Play something cool. I'm to play a little James Luker with some redneck shit. Our boy James Luker. Check him out. Go give him some love everywhere at James Luker. And we'll be right back.
02:25:48
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We're on roots, scuffs on boots, roughneck raised with allows Where I'm from it's bookshy signs, gravel hoods and fishing lines Raise a glass if you're from the country, blue-collar boy stays away from the city Born to raise and put gas on the flame, burning 44's down a no-name lane
02:26:16
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Redneck shit, got a 30 off six Getting moonshine lit way deep in the 765 We're at home, no smoke down a one lane road Getting high as fuck to old George Jones It's how we are, it's how we live on my redneck shit
02:26:44
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Got a big accent and them girls like Different breed, it ain't dyin' with me. Big bloodline from a 765. Ready for fight out on the outside.
02:26:56
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This is for my blue collar boys. Making too much noise. Tell them they want it, they can come and get in. Never runnin' from a fire, cause we stay strapped up at the county line.
02:27:07
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This is how...
02:27:10
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I'm on redneck shit Got a 30-06 Getting moonshine lit way deep In the 765 We're at home, grown smoke in a one-lane road Game house, fuck two old George Jones It's how it all
02:27:54
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Don't tell me that I ain't I don't co-tail ride I just ride in my lane Go 105 and a 55 Past the 5-0 smoking buckshot size I'm running home, no smoking I'm all ain't house fucked to roll, troll sounds It's how we are It's how we live, same working
02:28:14
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hard No more fucks to give I'm on my redneck shit
02:28:36
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but obama red excuse yeah I love that kid. That's my dude right there. James Luker, ladies and gentlemen, check him out at James Luker on all the social medias.
02:28:47
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Welcome back to nonsensical nonsense. Everybody it's Saturday a night. We got an OG friend of ours hanging out in the building. mag in the building. Long time. No see. Welcome back. You might be here more, brother, if I could. It's just life's been crazy and work keeps me away. Hey, man, I feel that. I feel that. You got to do what you got to do. Real life, real life, man.
02:29:07
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Don't forget, it is Saturday night. The door is wide open. The link is in the chat. Everybody anybody to come in and hang out with us. if you If you're not already, go ahead and check us out. Give us a follow. Give us a like. Give us a share. You can find us everywhere at bio.link slash nonsensical network.
02:29:28
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Words are hard and he can't say it without burping. I know, right? You know the drill. Like, share, and subscribe. And don't forget, ladies and gentlemen, nine out of ten grannies do approve.
02:29:41
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And the other one we beat the fuck out of.
02:29:45
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Well, I mean... Saying. Somebody who used to be here liked to... Put the the warning label out there that nothing happened. Nothing nefarious happened to the 10th granny.
02:30:00
Speaker
She's just no longer with us, which I thought was a very good warning label to throw out there, knowing our network and our our shows. i was going to say, did you check your phone? I see you a fucking snap, you weirdo.
02:30:13
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Did you? Yeah, earlier. It better not be your fucking wiener again. Oh, it's totally my wiener. It's my gooch. Oh, sweet. Hold on second. Let me open that. yeah but then oh yeah yeah i got i got the football game on my phone so i didn't get to so you're gay in three languages okay that's cool anyway moving on i mean gay in more than three languages but i mean i get around baby if you're like brittany you've been to England, France, and Ecuador, okay? And Greece.
02:30:48
Speaker
Bam, you're a world traveler, Brit. I didn't know that about I didn't either until now. Click wore the 10th granny out. Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha. ah God damn right I did.
02:31:00
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We don't call him the Crust Buster 5000 for nothing. Knock them cobwebs off. She hit her life alert. No, I've been clicked and I can't get up. I've fallen over the couch and I can't stand upright.
02:31:16
Speaker
I've been clicked. I can't get back up. Click has a sparkly pink gaydar. I do. Shut your mouth. ah Shut your mouth. yeah How's LSU doing tonight? Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
02:31:32
Speaker
Oh, man. What's been going on with you? What's been going on in your world, bro? How you been, man? yeah guess i've I've been good. Um, so I became important at work, which was about the worst decision that it ever has ever happened in my life. Um, so now I'm gone for about two weeks at a time home for two days.
02:31:52
Speaker
Uh, Jesus Christ. That's good. Yeah. Well, I'm so every other weekend I get my daughter. So now I work. two weeks on, have my two days or my weekend off of my kid and then back to work for two weeks. And if I could be here more, I would, you know that, um, show support to the homies. You know what I mean?
02:32:14
Speaker
oh And then and fucking other than that, dude, just gaming and fucking dealing with life one day at a time. Fuck yeah, I feel that, man. feel that. And drinking copious amounts of alcohol to, you know, fill the blank empty space called hunger in my stomach. To make me feel something.
02:32:35
Speaker
I just want to feel something. The only time I've ever heard someone call me by my full legal name is the cops. That's all I'm saying, all right? Jobs get in the way. They do. They do, 100%.
02:32:50
Speaker
They do, but it's also, you know, unfortunately, jobs are necessary. to because So, fun fact, I'm ah revamping one of the bedrooms of my house. I'm going turn into my actual gaming room now.
02:33:05
Speaker
oh Oh, you have, like, an actual gaming studio set up? Yep, yep. I ordered my neon sign for my gaming tag a week ago. It should be here next week, week after? Yeah.
02:33:20
Speaker
So I'll have that. And then I've got fucking, I painted all the walls black. that way when I put a black light on them, you know, they all glow white for obvious reasons. Don't judge me.
02:33:33
Speaker
You know, I mean, gaming and visual effects is kind of my thing. Don't want black light because nobody wants to see all them stains. You know, just because I'm a streamer doesn't mean I only stream games, asshole. be My monthly subscription. I know what's up.
02:33:51
Speaker
You can find me at feetfinder.com. All right. That's I'm saying. That's all. Luxurious feet. The best feet. Some of the greatest feet you'll ever see.
02:34:03
Speaker
KMag on FeetFinder.com. I got you, brother. I'll help you promote your business. Hell yeah. Hell yeah. If you really want to get down, you'll go subscribe to my Grindr account too, but you know. I'll share ill the link to his Grindr account if you guys want to. My man.
02:34:19
Speaker
I got him. I got you, bro.
02:34:24
Speaker
But no, other than that, dude, like just... We're focusing on getting all my streaming shit set up full time. Like I said, I lost a monitor couple weeks ago and, It's been detrimental to my well-being and health. yeah It's so hard to do everything on my monitor right now. I'm crying inside.
02:34:45
Speaker
God damn it, had a monitor go down. You guys don't even know. sucks ass. First world problems, ladies and gentlemen. First world problems. that What really grinds my gears is when my monitor crashes on me. Fuck me.
02:35:00
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yeah No, and it's awesome, dude. I mean, I mean totally understand the feeling of becoming more important than you want to be at work.
02:35:14
Speaker
um I'm heading down that road, but I'm um'm um game for the challenge. I'm excited for the challenge. You know what it is, man? And to be honest with you, like, I've never been the type of guy who's like, I don't want the responsibilities. i don't want to. either buy You know, but at the same time,
02:35:32
Speaker
The company I'm with now, it's like, you know, it's actually kind of fucking nice to have people who... Recognition. and and And acknowledge your worth and appreciate your worth and, you know, judge you based off of your skill set, not the fucking...
02:35:50
Speaker
uh, brown nose and Bob that wants to suck your dick kid and be like, I can do it. And it's like this motherfucker says more time trying to get out of work than he does actually working. So, so we're going to give him more work. So fuck off.
02:36:04
Speaker
Yeah. Create more work for me, motherfucker. But, uh, no, yeah, no that's, that's cool, man. I'm excited for you. yeah No, you're on so much and you're on the road so much, but, uh, you know, yeah,
02:36:16
Speaker
you know but i mean financially this is like one of the highest points of my financial life ever as a grown-ass adult because the money i'm making now and saving by not going to the bar every night or getting drunk every night it's fucking astronomical you know what i mean it's it's it's yeah man it really is it's one of those things is like yeah I used to be, a I used to smoke. Well, you still smoke. You still smoke, don't you? Oh yeah.
02:36:44
Speaker
ah yeah. I'm smoking all night, asshole. Yeah. I used to smoke and you hear people talk about Alzheimer's. When you quit smoking, you're going to save so much money. And I'm like, yeah, no, I'm not.
02:36:55
Speaker
ah yeah It's not going to make that big. There's other bad habits I have that take up the smoking aspect. smoking I was like, holy shit. I do have a lot of extra money. Like, yeah.
02:37:06
Speaker
Now that I only really, are like I only typically drink on Saturday nights. So it's just like, I'm not drinking almost every night. Hold on, hold on, hold on.
02:37:16
Speaker
So what you're saying is, is you got more important and you became a bitch. It's okay. You can say it. No, no, no, no, no. I know before I was even important, I cut out. I know you slowed down. I know you did. I needed to, but i mean, even slowing down, I've noticed the difference as well.
02:37:34
Speaker
But right I say I slow down and I only drink one night a week, but that one night a week, man. and You went hard, man. I make over the rest of the league. Not all the time. No, I usually only drink somewhere between 12 and 30 beers on a Saturday night. momy My man. Hey, me too.
02:37:51
Speaker
Me too. What? Tonight I bought a six-pack of fucking apple pie moonshine shooters, so I'm going to throw them back with my beers. and hello What, baby?
02:38:03
Speaker
It's what? Only 12 to 30. I rolling haven't drank that. I think the most I've drank since we've been together has been last Saturday.
02:38:16
Speaker
And I had... He had 10. Fuck me. No, had... think I had like 18, 19. Yeah, about 18, 19. Because I bought a 12 pack and then I ah had six or seven i had a comment on that one but i'm gonna hold that one in for later conversation
02:38:38
Speaker
i mean ah drank a lot of moonshine couple weeks ago well that counts dumbass oh dude we went we went to holiday party and i got to meet like a bunch of her her people and but you this is like this is real this is like real moonshine it's not you know Real moonshine sneaks up on you.
02:39:03
Speaker
Like, it doesn't burn when it goes down. It's smooth. It just like... well No, so... This is like legit real moonshine.
02:39:15
Speaker
Yeah. And like I told Kayla, I said, it's it's it's it's rude to say no. You know? Like, I can't.
02:39:24
Speaker
say no and turn it down. The most moonshine I've ever drank in one night, Glick, I drank a jar and a half of moonshine to myself on top of about 10 beers.
02:39:35
Speaker
yeah I hurt the fucking unit hole, son. I'm not going to lie. no i couldn't yeah No, I couldn't. I couldn't say no. and and and and It was was so good. and then Moonshine's always good if it's right. They handed me a jar and there was about oh about that much left. This orange creamsicle Moonshine this guy made. and i took it and I'm like, is it cool if I finish it?
02:39:59
Speaker
Yeah. See ya. And then I ate the oranges out of it, or I ate orange out of it, not all the oranges out of it. But, I mean, ah yeah I grew up drinking moonshine. I grew up with it.
02:40:13
Speaker
Bitch, I will say this. I remember in the first, you know, like when i first came on the show, it was every night of the week. Like, really back every night of the week, just bam, bam, bam, bam. was...
02:40:27
Speaker
fuck god We both were like, because anytime I was on the show, I was drinking just as much, you know? I was. i was So, yeah, no, I, yeah, man, I, it's been, it's been about a year, year and a half-ish, maybe a little, yeah, it's about a year and a half.
Health & Lifestyle Changes
02:40:45
Speaker
I only drink on Saturday night. And like I said, it's, it's, your it's honestly, it's usually somewhere between like 12 and 20 beers that I drink. On a Saturday night. It's the only night of the week that I drink and we do this show and we're having fun and we're hanging out.
02:41:00
Speaker
You know, um life got a little crazy and got a little sideways for a little while. And, you know, now it's, you know, the last, the last couple months, things have, Like, I think, I don't know. i mean, I could be wrong. I'm still prepared and ready, but I think the universe is done kicking me in the dick. No, it's not. fat Hey, you're a blue collar, man. It's not done kicking you in the dick. It's only been 44 years that the universe has been kicking my dick. yeah I think maybe that it might be done.
02:41:30
Speaker
i don't know 36 years of being kicked in the dick, and it ain't over yet. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I got a good job. I love what I'm doing. The kids are square. I've got a really amazing woman in my life that came out of fucking nowhere. So yeah, like, I don't know. That doesn't mean it's over. That just means it's stable. I'm waiting for something to like, I'm like, I'm ready. bele You're going to wake one morning ah, there it is. I'm still in my Mortal Kombat fighting stance. I'm ready.
02:42:02
Speaker
Like, let's go. Get over here. Oh, there it is. round two finish him you you You have a brand new cancer nobody has ever had before. Right?
02:42:16
Speaker
what got be That's going to be me, but I don't go to fucking doctors, so fuck it. But if you if I ever...
02:42:27
Speaker
My girlfriend just said, oh, it's a man thing. cale because That's what I tell her. I'm like, that nothing can be wrong if I never go to the doctor. Exactly. I'm just saying. Exactly. If I don't go to the doctor, nothing's wrong.
02:42:40
Speaker
you know what doctors have the fucking funniest way of telling you how something's wrong oh she's got six months to live the my bad it's like if i take my car to a mechanic nothing's wrong with my car until i take it to a mechanic and then something's wrong your muffler bearings are shot your tranny's gone your fucking fuel lines i mean you're not here she but wait what but ah dude do you still got your tick tock I have my backup account. but My main account. Do you follow me on it?
02:43:13
Speaker
I don't know. you follow me on TikTok? Oh, I did your the lot one we me and you actually met on that night. if that that one's gone i think that one's gone. My other one's Glick Talk 2.0.
02:43:27
Speaker
Oh, okay. okay Yeah, I woke up one morning and my TikTok page was gone. I wouldn't know why. I honestly wouldn't know why either because my new TikTok page, your boy done discovered that apparently I'm a thirst trap and I can make thirst trap videos. And yeah.
02:43:48
Speaker
Hold that dot. um I'm going to hold this up the camera. i don't know how well it's going work, but i made a video. I was changing a transmission at a Dodge. Oh, Jesus Christ. It's a Dodge.
02:44:01
Speaker
yeah What number training were you on in that? novel ah Number one. number one It was only the first one we swapped out. Okay. But god it was a 68 RFE. Oh, shit.
02:44:17
Speaker
shit You can't see it. It's too bright.
02:44:22
Speaker
Come on. Come on, goddammit. You're a streamer. You know how this works. ah Hold up. Hold up. Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. Hold on, let me take that back. Oh, man, so much anticipation. Hold on, hold on. Ladies, shut your whole mouth.
02:44:38
Speaker
That's exactly what you're going to get. A lot of buildup. Exactly, and no finish. No finish whatsoever. been Oh, there it is. All right.
02:44:49
Speaker
He's going to roll over and go to sleep and you're going to finish the job yourself. Exactly. I'm in it for me, not them, bitch. It's a race. That's what I hear. It's a race.
02:45:03
Speaker
Says I changed their training in a Dodge. Now it identifies as a real truck. That's awesome. yes my that's awesome
02:45:19
Speaker
And there was one I did that said, you know why they made Sadbox? Because the streets ain't for everyone, motherfucker. And it's got the picture that Dodged up on Jack's stands. You know, hey, you take the shots where you can get them, right? Like, fuck it. Yeah, man, you got to get in where you fit in at the end of the day.
02:45:42
Speaker
And for guys like us, we fit everywhere.
02:45:48
Speaker
Master or not, or jack of all trades, master or none, but i'm all I'll always be better than a master of one.
02:45:59
Speaker
Yep, my boss and I were having that conversation yesterday. and we were talking he He asked me, he said, why didn't you why didn't you specialize in something like ah you know a plumber or an electrician or or whatever? And I said, because I'm more valuable as a fucking Swiss Army knife.
02:46:14
Speaker
Yeah, exactly. Yeah. That makes a lot of fucking sense. Well, yeah, I can do it all. But quote unquote, according to inspectors, i'm not and i love ah I'm not qualified, but I can do it better than that. That actually did their own job.
02:46:37
Speaker
Yeah. that's why Yeah. No, i agree.
02:46:42
Speaker
That's why they love me at work. He's learning every more and more every day that, um, ah He's like, every day Batman over here opens another pocket on his utility belt and and I can do something else. And he's like, what?
02:46:59
Speaker
That's where the responsibilities are coming in. and I'm like, i don't know if I'm grown up enough to handle responsibility. Someone left me on superintendent. I'm going to fucking fuck shit up. Here we go. Yeah. don yeah No, like, so for me, like,
02:47:17
Speaker
being in like the diesel mechanic industry and the oil fit oil and gas industry. Right. Yeah. Like we're moving drilling rigs and shit like that. There's always people who tell the drivers what to grab and what not to grab in a certain order.
02:47:32
Speaker
Yeah. Somehow or another, I became important enough to be that guy. And I'm like, Oh, you guys are fucking up now, Aaron. Y'all are fucking stupid because I'm going to send it all.
02:47:49
Speaker
I don't get my phone. has sin it Pretty much. yeah and
02:47:57
Speaker
but like So you got to remember, oh well, not remember, but you got know this about the company I work for. I've worked there five different times now, right? They keep hiring you back.
02:48:08
Speaker
Exactly. That speaks volumes about said company you work for. Not very reputable. Well, it either speaks volumes about the company or speaks volumes about my work ethic and the capabilities. All right, all right asshole. Oh, okay.
02:48:23
Speaker
Yeah, they're they're definitely retarded. I understand. Because every time I've quit, I've came back for more money. So, like, I mean, I'm up like 20 bucks since the first time I worked for them since I came back. You know what I mean? Their company slogan is... Oh, you're
Career Aspirations & Streaming
02:48:44
Speaker
damn right is. We are everybody.
02:48:47
Speaker
but by
02:48:53
Speaker
A ding-a-ding-a-ding-a-ding-a-ding-a. Not excluded here, all right? Fuck off. Hey, you don't let you do what you do at the end of the day, man.
02:49:05
Speaker
Hey, but you know what? I will say this about the company I work for, and I will never knock it. The money's always on time, the money's good, and the hours are always there.
02:49:18
Speaker
Hey, that was that was when when the company I worked for, when they hired me on, I said, look, man, I value honesty, honesty integrity. Yeah. As long as my check's always clear, we're good. So if you said you're going to do something and you do it, we're good.
02:49:34
Speaker
And as long as Friday rolls around and my check's good, I'm a happy camper. Hell yeah. That's where at. you need to learn something I don't already know, I'll learn it. The best feeling.
02:49:46
Speaker
I don't know. So like, keep in mind, so I just got moved up to this new position like a month, like month and a half ago, right? So I went from like, and I'll say like my starting wage, basically. So I went from like $1,600 a week, bring home, to X amount, bring home. And the exponentiality between the two is like,
02:50:14
Speaker
yeah a Yeah, man, you you're you're buying custom-made fucking neon signs. I need to get on that level. I need to get me a custom nonsensical network behind me.
02:50:27
Speaker
Like, don't worry. One day when I become rich and famous, I'll buy you one and I'll mail it to you. but I want, I want, I want, I want. Bitch, no, no, no, no. You're going to get the champ.
02:50:43
Speaker
Yeah, I like that. I like that. yeah i like that i like that that The champ is here. So, actually, all dude, so, like, I i never planned out buying a neon sign with my gamertag in it, right?
02:51:02
Speaker
And the other day, i was, like, I was at home on the old interweb, and I was just Googling shit. I was like, fuck it Let's see how much a neon sign for my gamertag would be, right? So, I searched it.
02:51:15
Speaker
Dude, 600 bucks. Oh, I know. Trust me. Trust me. I've looked at them. It might not have been on your on your radar, but it was 100% on my radar. I want Yeah. A custom don fucking, yeah.
02:51:31
Speaker
Yeah, man. I want one so bad, and that's like my goal. that's what that's That's when you fuckers are going to know that I made it as a podcaster is when I have custom. No, you're not. you You'll never know he made it because I'm going to buy him one custom made, and I'm going send it to him, and he'll just be like, oh, yeah, i fucking finally made it. I'll be like, no, you didn't, you broke-ass bitch. I made it.
02:51:54
Speaker
Fuck Joe Rogan. Never heard of the guy. Joe Rogan.
02:51:59
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ah nah but like now that things are like stabilizing in life and shit like that right like i've i've learned my scheduling i i can schedule my streams and gaming shit around work now more efficiently and If I make it nonstop, fucking full-time gaming, that's what I'll do.
02:52:24
Speaker
That's kind of the goal, obviously, you know, even between you and me, you know, you want to go full-time podcast. Yeah, man. Like, I want to be partnered up with either Twitch or Kik. I don't give a fuck which one either way Like, but it's just kind of that mindset, you know, like getting in there and doing it. Like, um'm I'm affiliated on Twitch and Kik is a shitty thing about it, but...
02:52:50
Speaker
affiliation is only so good. Like it's what the viewers give you versus what they're going to guarantee you every month. Yeah. to What the viewers give you. Yeah. I mean, it's, it's, yeah, that's the thing. Like, yeah, we're on Twitch.
02:53:11
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and I, you don't stream much on Twitch, bitch. I made the comment.
02:53:19
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No, we, every show. Do you put it on Twitch every show? Yeah. What is Drew? What's up, guys? What's up? tonight What's going on, man? How you doing, Drew? I got to take a quick pitch.
02:53:36
Speaker
i just We just got to do it on my own live right now. I did like a six-hour live today. and um You say, come over here. so I'm here. Good to meet you. Do you not typically do six-hour lives?
02:53:50
Speaker
I do like 12 hour lives. It's and just actually, no, I did today. I did six hours of sporting and I did i did a split stream. I guess you could say but um know with the dog.
02:54:06
Speaker
We're sending you a sending you our way, man. I appreciate that. What do you, what do you do on, on, on your streams? It's an online bar. we just sit there and watch,
02:54:18
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um music videos and get drunk. God, you know, it's funny you say that. So I got an email from YouTube saying they gave me a, let's see, I got an age restricted video because I said YouTube is cunt juice.
02:54:40
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yeah video and now and And now this is age restricted. All right.
02:54:47
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Oh, no, we don't get, and we don't well, we we do do we used to we used to get age restricted because of a former former host on this show, but now we don't anymore.
02:55:01
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even I'm sorry i haven't been around that much. so even even though Even though the channel was literally set up, and I had it set up where it is not kid-friendly, it is not for kids. It is 18 and over, our YouTube channel, but we still got a couple age restrictions, and I'm still trying to figure out because this show, this particular show on Saturday night has never been... Has never gotten one.
02:55:24
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and if you should have to check IDs at the door before you're allowed to come watch this show on Saturday night. Well, you know. Well, the Lazy Shaman show was fun for all ages, so.
02:55:39
Speaker
You had some dirty, filthy Canadians on your show, Shaman. Oh, wait. Shaman's Canadian, eh? No, Shaman's not Canadian. He's just Canadians on his show.
02:55:50
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i just I just give the dirty Canadians a platform. that's what Oh, look who finally did the show. I told you he's slow. I told you.
02:56:03
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He's not wrong. You know Saturday nights are my night, and you were with this guy? He's not even half the beard I am. I love Drew so much. I think he's talking about Sheldon. What Drew and I have is real.
02:56:18
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wolf What's going on, Wanda? What's going on, Stiffy? He's not even half the beard I am, Jedi. I'm hurt. Half the beard I used to be.
02:56:32
Speaker
Let me guess, Drew. love you, too. love my nerd. Shut up. Shut up. Shut up.
Food, Family, & Personal Stories
02:56:41
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i got are you good Sorry, you know what? have a wandering eye. i didn't thought I'm an elder. I up to glick too i okay everybody i like the gray. I like the gray, drew you're You're embracing the gray, man. I like i like you got the i got you got the pure strips like I did at one point my life. I got i still got a little bit of dark right here. There's a racing shape, man.
02:57:02
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these are red like Right in the ass crack of your beard. Yeah. Those are racist stripes because that motherfucker can never wear a ass pussy. There's only one way to hurt these. Yeah, you hit everything but the vagina. you hit the this This is how you hover the cut.
02:57:20
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It's right here in this spot. That's the sweet spot. Gang gang. Gang gang. Gang gang. Gang gang. Gang gang.
02:57:30
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and Gang gang. and a Gang gang. Gang ah gang. ya gay or Gang gang. i'm confused at this point got game it's game Gang gang.
02:57:47
Speaker
It's a little bit of both. It's long little gang gang. That's fair. You know what? That's fair. That's fair. hey Here's the Stiffy's goal for hanging out that whole time. that hold Dude, Stiffy, you're the bitch right there. I love you.
02:58:01
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you're the bitch i taking a drink do you can't say shit like that yes yeah i was waiting a long time to say that the you're the bitch what the hell are you drinking drew my juice It tastes like shit, but it's delicious.
02:58:25
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it like Margarita lime. That's a bipolar response. It tastes like shit, but I love the way it tastes. I love the shit.
02:58:36
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Do you eat at the litter box? I eat ass every now and then we can. love the chunky. That's what we call it. I eat ass. I eat ass. We should come out with that.
02:58:53
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Oh, Lord have mercy. On your soul or on your dick hit or ass at this point? Either way, it doesn't really matter. It's It's 2020 at this point. That's what you're into, you know? learned sign language today.
02:59:12
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Go fuck yourself? Yeah. i learned signal language today he learned sign language go fuck yourself yeah Oh, scissors, scissors, scissors,
02:59:24
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yeah is there sisters right there song don't run while scissoring
02:59:34
Speaker
I don't know what you guys are talking about, but the videos I've seen ain't nobody running when they're scissoring, Granted, to be fair, the only people who like seeing scissoring is two dudes. so use user okay You mean you mean women mean women don't look up, like lesbians don't look up porn of other lesbians scissoring?
03:00:00
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I mean, that would only make sense. I know i know so i know straight women that will only watch lesbian porn. Look up lesbians. Yes, that's the true thing. know lesbians who actually look up like big black dick content because they want to know what it looks like and shit. okay are they Are they lesbians or did they just transition?
03:00:19
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No, no. Straight up. Scotto! The gay gang, Scotto. Gay gang! What up,
03:00:30
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I would just like to look it. Gang, gang. Gang, gang, gang. Good start. Scotto, thank God you're here. We need some chaperones. Scotto missed it earlier. I did a full fucking three snaps in a circle on Brittany.
03:00:45
Speaker
Whoa. not I'm up here. Usually you got to pay extra for that. Warning, warning. Hey, not with me. Not with me, all right? I'm cheap slut, all right? Like 25 cents.
03:00:56
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25 cents. That'll be long time. The Los Angeles Police Department has declared a citywide tactical alert and in response to potential celebrations or unrest following the Dodgers game outcome.
03:01:07
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The situation remains developing. Oh, shit. Dodgers Dodgers lost, didn't they? I think so, probably. I hope so.
03:01:18
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When I got home, it was Toronto. Toronto. Hey, what's up, Nii? How's it going?
03:01:29
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Hey, guys. What's up? haven't met Nii before, right, Nii? I'm Drew. made a peanut butter and jelly sandwich. yeah here When you're done eating Nii, girl, what's up? You are not telling me, you fucking goddamn Brittany's so high right now. Me and Jay right now, you don't. tomorrow She's too high to chew. Because it's peanut butter jelly time. Peanut butter jelly time. Peanut butter jelly time. Peanut butter jelly with a baseball bat. You're making me want to make that government grilled cheese right now. The good stuff. That's that good, good grilled cheese. Oh, that sounds good too right now.
03:02:13
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Shit. Hey, you can't get government cheese. They shut down. Yeah, because Doge took them out of business. They took away all the government cheese.
03:02:23
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From under cheese. Damn, girl. and I'm dealing with that from under. As long as it's not, you know, from under.
03:02:34
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Oh, no, it's from under. saw that. From under cheese. Why I having much now?
03:02:47
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Stop it. Oh, there we go, Brady. There we go. there That's literally the only reason why I came in here was for that.
03:02:57
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I'm glad you came in for that because that made me happy. Cheers. Can I get cheers? Cheers. Cheers. Cheers. chi che jelly tears
03:03:14
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I just cheers with my peanut butter and jelly. I know. was laughing about though. I tried not to spit out my drink when I thought about it. I was like, you should just cheers with peanut butter and jelly. That's what I really want right now, man. What I want what i really, really want.
03:03:31
Speaker
Tell us what you want, what you really want, Brittany. I want a peanut butter fucking jelly.
03:03:43
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I found the fun crew, guys. and um thank you Who are you? I i knew you'd love it here, Drew. I knew it. This is fun. You guys have been laughing. Fuck yeah, this my shit.
03:03:55
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You guys in here, No, I haven't. um I just got done on my own show. Dude, I did like two six-hour split streams. I'm partying like a motherfucker. stw hell yeah Well, nice to meet you, Drew. It's Brittany Bitch.
03:04:11
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Hey, Brittany Bitch. Love you. Love you. so
03:04:16
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um um Come check out my shit sometime. um ill um Jedi, post it if you'd like. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I'll drop link to your channel. Jedi, give me I hold the keys. Whoa, whoa, whoa. Calm down, Brittany.
03:04:35
Speaker
That'd be a bullshit. Mr. Default. Mr. Deep. Okay, you gotta explain to drew what the default means. Well, i'm oh and fine still can't go that I'm the one that came up with that. Okay, so it's so good. Brittany is the best.
03:04:51
Speaker
The lazy Jedi is the default character basically like what I like to think of on like the Wii sports default character. you know? that's oh yeah Juicy is what you're talking about already.
03:05:09
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do like see this Before you customize your character, I'm the default before customizations I've taken place. It makes sense, right? Damn it, Drew, you're laughing too hard.
03:05:20
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like Way too hard, bro. Way too hard. It's so spot on, though, right? It's so spot on. I feel like a dick for saying that, but I was just like, felt it, and had to say it.
03:05:37
Speaker
You're going to make Lazy go home and cry for his lack of features. No. what so so leave you know so i don't even have any I don't have any tear ducts because I'm the default character. the jet Jedi are is our is our albino.
03:05:50
Speaker
So we you love our albino. By the way, I dropped Drew's link. Everybody go sub to his channel. I'll think about it.
03:06:04
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go back to and you know what you know what
03:06:10
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mine too have you ever seen his bicker on stream yes and that's actually kind of funny when you want do that oh hi you you were you were born on my nerves that's actually kind of creepy girl like popping up out of the sunset like It is kind of weird.
03:06:32
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It's like three-eyed atlas. Perfect for Halloween. You guys don't follow me on Instagram. I went to a metal concert today.
03:06:44
Speaker
Do you follow us on Instagram? Are you following the show account Instagram? I don't i don't have Instagram. Snapchat or Facebook. don't know. I don't have Snapchat either. Are you following the show account on Facebook? We don't have Snapchat though. We won't be fucking around with that.
03:06:59
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Yeah, i don't do Snapchat either. i don't that's for That's for them young folk. Yeah, that's Snapchat. That's where they send pictures of their hoo-hahs.
03:07:11
Speaker
Really? Oh, I'm getting on Snapchat. Let's go, Then we'll get accounts together. Come on. We can finally bond over something.
03:07:21
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you guys can You guys can snap each other pictures of your PB&J.
03:07:27
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Nah, I'm gonna send her picture of my pussy. Yeah, I'm gonna send him a picture of my dick. Hell
03:07:38
Speaker
yeah. Hell yeah. I'm trying to... What's up? Oh, there it is. Okay. Yeah, I'm gonna follow Subscribe. No, she made that literal, bro. She's a fucking stalker. You better watch out.
03:07:59
Speaker
He'll never find me. i He'll never find me. She'll find you. Wait, My said she made an appearance. so She did. and It was really creepy.
03:08:15
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You can't tell somebody their kid's creepy like that, Brittany. Yeah, I think the way you worded that came off in a row. No, not even a little bit. Trust me, I understand. My daughter It's because of the background, and she just like popped up and just went... It's like, hey, hello from my people. like like Like those girls from The Shining at the end of the hallway. Yes, that's exactly what it was.
03:08:42
Speaker
We want to play. i a that it At first it was cute, but then I was like, wait, no. I'm kind of scared now. yeah Hey, just so you know, Brittany, she came here and she's like, I told your friends hi and wave down.
03:08:57
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well I was like, I'm sure you did, sweetheart. I grabbed the wrong i grabed my spit can and drank out of it. no, Drew. I remember whenever I was white. Jesus Christ. Oh, that was so bad, guys.
03:09:13
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Oh, Drew. grabbed my spit can and drank out of it. Oh, God. Did you go... God. Okay.
03:09:25
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oh my god by peanut butter and jelly. What did you do in this work? Somebody mark the time so we can go back to that. We got to see this. no Nobody wants to go back to that. We want to fast forward through this. All I'm asking is if it was like... Don't do that.
03:09:45
Speaker
I will fucking murder you in your fucking sleep. Don't promise me with good times, alright woman? Actually, that is the best way to go. You're damn right it is.
03:09:56
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At least I won't be awake when it happens, asshole.
03:10:02
Speaker
I think I had a dream of my death. I think I already know how I die. he dies by a big wiener. Hang on, guys. ah You had the same dream, huh?
03:10:15
Speaker
I did. and a But it's been like four years going out digest. It's weird. Can we all say a prayer for Drew? He's dead. How many dicks have you taken in those four years?
03:10:28
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ah
03:10:35
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a Hey, you know what? I've taken a lot of tiny ones. It made me feel little tingly. A lot of tiny ones? A lot of tiny ones? None that have ever actually caused me physical harm to say I'm going to die. You know I don't have anything down there. Yeah, you're playing it safe.
03:10:54
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Dude, the best wieners to take are Tic Tacs that hit you at 90 mile an hour. ah fresh that They will freshen your breath and whiten your teeth all at the same time.
03:11:05
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Scotto, what do you think of that? Talking about my nipples. I don't i don't know. Do you have Tic Tac nipples? Do you have nipples fresh in breath and white in teeth?
03:11:17
Speaker
Yeah, like, I mean. As if they do, like I got milk. got me i need to white in my teeth a little bit. Fuck around and find out, bitch. All right, I'm down. Suck around and find out. You're going to have to write his teeth in the neighborhood, motherfucker.
03:11:38
Speaker
pictures them Those are pearly white. Those are milky white what they are. Motherfuckers are going to look like dentures right when they come off the press, all right? That's what I'm saying. Holy shit.
03:11:54
Speaker
Where did Glick go? Sirah, Sirah. He's missing all the fun. He's over there sucking dick. He turned it all the way up. He was about to finish. Oh, my God. He was about to finish the can off.
03:12:07
Speaker
Holy shit. Hold on. Hold on. Blake is sucking dick for bus money right now and walking home. That's all I'm saying. Sucking dick for dollars. Dick for dollars. Sucking dick for bus money and still walking home. Exactly. That was a good one.
03:12:24
Speaker
Thank you, Scotto. Thank you, Scotto. Perfect. we need We need the clips. Scotto! Stiffy! Scotto and Stiffy are all the way here.
03:12:40
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Whoa! Oh, holy shit! There's the cocksucker himself!
03:12:47
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Yeah, you can't hear you hear the hole you've been here the whole time, mag I mean, I have two kids to bed, but you know, hey
03:13:02
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hey. And then my tiny demon came in and waved to everybody. Yeah, that was creepy. you wear it out because She came out of the white people, and disappeared. Hello, people.
03:13:18
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but I am the ghost of Christmas future. She just came and was like, wanna play? You were muted too.
03:13:31
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I know. It was silent. Oh, trust me. I know because she's like, Dad, she's like I said hello to your friends again and I waved back. I was like, oh my god.
03:13:42
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I was totally muted. yeah I waved back but I don't think she saw me. right know it Well, you know. Jabba, you're fired.
03:13:56
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You're done. You're gone. You're gone. It's over. ah so um yeah i I feel like looking at me All I got to say is, have you ever been hit by a Tic Tac at 90 mile an hour? Because it fucking hurts, all right? That's all I'm saying. How did you get hit by a Tic Tac at 90 mile an hour?
03:14:18
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I've never been hit by one, but I have i have a dick the size of a Tic Tac, and if I throw it at you at 80 mile an hour, it's going to fucking hurt, son. You're giving Brittany an aneurysm. How are you doing?
03:14:33
Speaker
Is it detachable? No, I'm jumping out of a window at 80 mile an hour. I'm coming dick first. I'm coming dick first. Right into you at 80 mile an hour, right?
03:14:48
Speaker
Sounds like a Disney roller coaster. It sounds like it's a small world after all scene if I ever heard one. If you're on a bungee cord, you know, and like you just keep going.
03:15:01
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Wait, what, Yeah. Like if he's like bungee jumping and like, you know how they, that bounces up and down. Yeah. it's The first time best time.
03:15:16
Speaker
No, no, don't need multiple. I just need multiple. Wait, you want to have sex like that, Brittany? I'm curious. It's like, well, now that you brought it up. You want to take a deep dive, do you?
03:15:33
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yes and That would be a lot of precision if they bungee down. They'd have to have a boner the whole time and then to land perfectly. Exactly, right? oh it'd be like all right mean If you get it wrong, though, it's going to hurt a lot. and i'm gonna let her Fuck that. We might as well make this into a diving competition.
03:15:53
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I'd rather do skydiving. How did we get here? did we get here? Are we going mouth first or fucking ass first, bro? click Get control your panel. It's diving competition, so...
03:16:05
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yeah don't tap right I won't get control of my panel. yeah there This is not this cool unhinged on a Saturday night, bro. That's the real mile high. It's Wu-Way, bro. It's Wu-Way.
03:16:18
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Sometimes doing nothing is the two your guidelines his but I mean, there would be if you landed on something hard enough. Tic-tac.
03:16:34
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yeah Let's go. Let's go.
03:16:39
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so material mr sweet another way the girl cally gun
03:16:51
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out with the quickness here all i've say is yeah remember kick oh let's watch this i got the we got the replay from scottdo let's go let go but we Nothing. Don't worry about it.
03:17:06
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Don't worry about it. My dog wants to see me. Where's your boob? Oh, fuck. Oh, fuck.
03:17:19
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of
03:17:30
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that made me I love the little old the little pause afterwards when he realizes and then he has to confirm it. He spits it back in and fucking dies a little bit inside. I found that before and it is so fucking gross.
03:17:52
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Oh, God. I had a home, too, if you wanted to leave earlier. This why I drink out glasses, guys. This is why always drink out of glasses. I go with a can. I just, you know.
03:18:04
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Spinners are quitters. All would say it is... Yeah, swallow that, bro. Sometimes you probably shouldn't be sucking dick for a living. That's why you got those white strips. If had more, I would.
03:18:18
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That's how Glick got his. That's how Glick got his. That's the dribble. That's how Glick got his. I got mine for men or thigh slaps. Oh, congratulations. I know, right? You're creepy-ass fucking child.
03:18:31
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Come on. Come on. Brittany's creeped out by my daughter because she just popped up there. Brittany is killing me tonight. Oh, my God. You're a fucking creepy daughter. You might never have chosen again.
03:18:47
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and the show I've never told somebody their child was creepy. all if any You have to understand something about me. right My kid has been a part of non-cistical nonsense since it started.
03:19:00
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like My daughter has always been like one scene or another non-cistical nonsense since i became a part of the show way back then. When did you become part of it? i don't remember you. It's an OG from back in the day. Oh, yeah. like I was here like that.
03:19:17
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She was there from the beginning. He's like the ring girl. She's going to crawl out of the screen. here's yeah go Like said, K-Mag's 17th baby mama was pregnant with this child.
03:19:32
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He was like, I'm going to go ahead shove this camera up here. You don't mind, do you? Yeah, yeah. Hold on. Hold on. We gotta watch the whole birth from the blushing of the water to the fucking heading of the baby boys. it was a kind it wasnt a tik time i was too, all right? I didn't freshen my breath. Oh, don't spit. Yes, I agree. Spitters are quitters. God damn it.
03:19:56
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test I agree because, like, there's less than that. And you can ask Glick right now, and I will say this about myself. will never say nothing that is going to offend me.
03:20:09
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said I have to take your entire fucking soul. wasn't worried about you. I don't have a soul, girl. Keep watching. Brittany, would you hang out with Brittany? I'd totally hang out with Brittany. I'd hang out with Brittany. Dude, I have a Norton tattoo on my fucking hand. You don't think would hang out with someone who walks with the devil?
03:20:30
Speaker
What the fuck's wrong with you? um hang out with my dad. grew up with just my dad and my older brother. There's a difference between you and Anarchy and Pagan Norris, though. And like atheists, don't get me wrong, worship the devil. But Pagan Norris, we have multiple guys. Let's go.
03:20:54
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Whatever you're into, man. A little judgment. My man with the upside down class. Let's go. I'm not going to anything.
03:21:06
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and turn my camera on real quick sharing is caring you dumb cunt well i was just told that i have to keep my camera on and try to keep my composer Yeah, you're not going to do that with a hard-on and her under the desk. You already know that.
03:21:27
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Yeah. Oh, my
03:21:31
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God. What the hell's wrong? Nothing? Follow us. Nothing's wrong. I just i felt Jesus in my soul for five minutes.
03:21:46
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Like a scene from Police Academy, for those of you who are old enough to know what that is. umm I know. that's why That's why I have a panel. i can just I can just sit here.
03:22:01
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At like 10 o'clock, I do have to bounce off because I have a RP scene I have to be a part of in GTA 5. Shut up, Puswa. Puswa?
03:22:12
Speaker
I didn't know anybody else said that. That's awesome. Actually, fuck you. know i hate it really is this really... Is it really you? You got to turn your camera on, Scotto. I got to know it's you. Hi, Scotto!
03:22:27
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and very
03:22:31
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yeah yo know Girl, we match. Look at this. Oh, damn. Full screen. There we go. Oh, shit. ah yeah nice guy's got You got you got ten of my light zaerss on your fingers oh baby guys she got a shirt sir ah scott i'm giving you full screen It's a nightmare report. Oh, wait. Yeah, you got to jump on YouTube.
03:23:00
Speaker
Well, yeah, show her your nails. Hold on a second. I'll let you know when you're when she's ready. When she's ready. All right, Scotto. So you're going on Glick's time. We can be anywhere between 10 and 35 minutes from now What's a hot shirt? Show the nails, Scotto.
03:23:16
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This is my favorite part. That's the shirt. ah ah Yeah, yeah. Nightmare Before Christmas. I fucking love it. Love it. Love it.
03:23:27
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um So, because I'm new to the panel, I just want to say, Scotto and I have been friends for a long time. me and Jed, I've been friends for a long time. Thanks, you guys, for having me here. Really.
03:23:40
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Good times. Hey, I appreciate your being here, man. You know what? Minus you getting grossed out by me going, bleh. yeah do that wrong wait Okay, wait. Top right.
03:23:54
Speaker
what's stop what's up Okay, wait. You said you've been... This is the first time I've seen you on the network. I just want to know who you are. ye I'm KMag Yoyo, bro.
03:24:05
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I'm an OG from way back in the day when Nonsensical Nonsense first started Kiss my ass, you gold digger. Glick is so rude, he doesn't even introduce people like yeah we haven't met before. got we have to introduce ourselves to each other. Oh, yeah. I know. I'm a fucking fucking rude, Glick. You Jedi.
03:24:24
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You little whore. and so Hey, hey, you hey. you didn Where were you tonight, Jedi? I'm here. I was hanging out with my buddy Drew, and then I brought him over and introduced him like a responsible adult, okay? like know Actually, he beat me here. He beat me here. know like a blownu fan We introduced ourselves to each other.
03:24:48
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So fuck you, Jedi. I remember when I was a bunch of white bitches arguing over nothing. You know Glick? I forgive you. God damn. You broke heart, Jedi. Hold on, hold on. Brittany made it all better.
03:25:00
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Brittany made it all better. You're gonna calm down. Just calm down. You're gonna have to spit, quitters, Jedi. And I would have drowned for you.
03:25:13
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You completed me once upon a time when we were cowboys in the mountains camping, Jedi. Now? right hey, hey. Glick, I can't quit you. Okay.
03:25:26
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Wait, but why why, why are you something drowning? Like you wouldn't take a bullet or i mean, he forgot his floaties. It happens all the time. <unk> hold on yeah well's hurt My my actual name it's actually long as acronym okay and What is your name?
03:25:47
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A, B, C, D, E, F, G, H, I, J, K, L, M, N, O, P. No, not even if you did it back my my Mine has nothing to do with the ABCs.
03:25:58
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So mine stands with kiss my ass, guys. You're on your own. Oh, shit. I see it now. I can't not see it now. right. So this is all for everybody because I'm that weird guy.
03:26:12
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I fucked with it. I fucked with it. Dude, was talking about one earlier. No, no. Kids, kids. Let's get daughter. What's happening right now?
03:26:23
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Oh my God.
03:26:32
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can exactly you that's That's the thoughts that went through Drew's brain when he actually took a swig of his own spit. His brain just did that. it's like no No, it was way darker than that. I can't even go to you that.
03:26:50
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That's Archive. Yeah. Dooply-doo. Look up Dooply-doo when you get chance. Don't give me a... Yeah, look up some gobbledygook when you get a chance.
03:27:02
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i spent years practicing that technique five daddy nine ninety you nine sentiment my grand account for everybody is only on me on but so Hit me up. We had a little but Jedi back together oh you know i i my brittanney and you'll be able to see the makeup sexs on our only face i have a workwi as well i understand his name' is john
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03:28:21
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03:28:35
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and now i'm a shaman By the way, he's not really going to take a piss. He's going to subscribe. He just doesn't. My OnlyFans is now he's going to go grab ah another kid. I just got the notification.
03:28:47
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New subscriber. Yep, I knew it. I fucking knew it. Yeah, new subscriber, KMag.
03:28:54
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You know what? A few more subscribers and I'll be able to buy a second home. but Just raking in them dollars. Apparently, Mama wants me to buy a motorcycle and a pickup truck. So, you know, that's all I need. my We're about 10 subscribers away from both of us living our dreams, Clay.
03:29:13
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It's only dreams, guys. like up I'm getting a big jacked up. And a real motorcycle. It's an Indian. hey You know what? and like you You can ride your new motorcycle to my second home.
03:29:26
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could. Yeah. yeah Yeah. home'm gonna be we could We could do like family barbecues and and and and our and our women no idea how we afforded those things. They're just like, we got good men that have great jobs.
03:29:39
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we We do stuff with the stock market. Don't ask questions. yeah Don't ask questions. We just you take you. We take you. but take small risk.
03:29:51
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i Allegedly. That was always going to be my excuse if I won the lottery. I would just tell my family I, you know, hit some crypto or something. Hey, Shaman, how did you afford that face?
03:30:04
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I keep forgetting he's here, honestly. bitch, dude. Wow. Brittany, you know, I know you you might be a smoker, but I don't think you would be a smoker. We never see fucking face.
03:30:20
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Hold on, hold on. Chomping got hit by a quick time or two, and that's why his face is all fucked up. It's okay. Hey, Mandy. Drew, I'm already a fan you, Drew.
03:30:34
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You're the homie, man. What's up, Glick? The last famous Jews did a lot of things, too, like the Glickening or You've Been Glicked. Oh, fuck off with that bar. We're having a whole Glick-a-rama right now. Glick is a big goddamn hit. Stop it. Glick likes to be cast since day one. Glick is a big hit.
03:30:53
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Glick's a big fan of turning his name into an adjective, okay? I got to wait until Glickalistic. I could consider myself more sober. Oh, God, Glick.
03:31:05
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I'm more of a, yeah, I don't know. I don't know. I don't know these i don't need these things you're speaking up like that. yeah Mandy. Mandy's my favorite. Where is she? She needs to come up here.
03:31:16
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Get up here, Mandy. Come on. Shut up, Mandy. Same girl, same. Mandy, Glick can't take criticism. That's Glick's fault live. Don't Glick on me.
03:31:33
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have to replace my other penis. I'm going to click all over. What are you replacing, Brittany? She's replacing penis with a penis heart.
03:31:45
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Yeah, penis heart. fucking love that. You really have penis just on the back your phone? Fuck What a slur!
03:31:56
Speaker
you know what? That that shows you a person who really doesn't care what people think about. If I could just get the other fucking one off. ah fucking just getp the other fucking one Well, that's what she did. If I get the other penis off, boys, wouldn't it be all right?
03:32:21
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I'm trying. ah come on Come on, Brittany. We know you know how to get a penis off. hello ah Hold on, boys. 30 minutes later. i and no and Don't get mad at me if you become a single mom. That's all got to say.
03:32:38
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Sorry, on top of Oh, shit, my mic's still on. Bye-bye. Yeah. Yeah. that's Nice Nice my on. I didn't mean to, guys.
03:32:50
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Wink. Wink.
03:32:55
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was i oh my oh my mic's still on oh my mike snow i don't know i didn't meet you guys that way away You're like Paris Hilton back in the day, Sean, or Cooter. Oh, I didn't know I didn't wear undies today. I'm so shocked. like R. Kelly peeing on that girl. Oh, I didn't mean to.
03:33:18
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um She a didn't know. Her mouth was open. She looked like So, pissed on her. she she looked like shit so i pissed so yeah I'm not going to lie, though. It's the dumbest thing you can say, but was also the funniest thing that you can say. How many of y'all who actually know who Taylor Monson is?
03:33:43
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I mean, at least you didn't have a quick Vic moment, so there's that. hey feel a Tic Tac horizon.
03:33:53
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She got to press your breath or your heart at 90. One of the two. wonder if she gargled. who Oh, shit. No, no.
03:34:05
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ah God damn it. Brittany. She gargled. I'm going to be that guy tonight. Best part of you ran down your mama's leg. i could say oh my o it' so old cut hook up the pan and so
03:34:28
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in about five or about nine minutes, I have to actually hop off here. I have a yeah you got a fucking schedule. Yeah, I have a schedule now, man. It's fucking wild.
03:34:42
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Ah, shit. The motherfucking life, Sutton. Maybe, but I still have a schedule for people who enjoy watching my content.
03:34:54
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Mandy, how are you tonight? fabulous. How are you? wow i know that you're here I'm better now that you're here. I'm just glad it's not a Peter Fast and a Brittany Fast anymore.
03:35:08
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Yeah. if that Well, Brittany's here, so it's still technically a wiener fest. Okay, fair enough, fair enough. My last name is Cox.
03:35:22
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That is Snorty Cox. And you're going to put some respect on her name. it's a name, bitches! I mean, respect a good word for it.
03:35:33
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I appreciate that. did That's Snorty Cox. Snorty Cox, yes. Snorty Cox? Is that what it hurts?
03:35:42
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She does take a lot of time. but Almost as much as leg. She prefers her cocks seven times at a time.
03:35:55
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So what you're saying is she prefers an airtight school. Hold on a second. I just melted her brain. Yeah, you did. Yeah, did. Poor Britney. Poor Britney.
03:36:08
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me bling All you got to is hit her with the old, so you like the airtight ski pole situation? You ever seen that old me? ever seen that old Gia?
03:36:21
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He's thinking about it right now. I can see it right now. He's thinking about the airtight ski pole. i what they tiling it up like god Yeah, ski pole? Oh, yeah can I ski all this shit too?
03:36:36
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Yeah. ah and You want to roast me? Let her catch up.
03:36:48
Speaker
Yeah, you're going too quick. but That's what I'm saying. A lot of women have told K-Mag that he's going too quick.
03:36:59
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Trust me. That's not a lie. That's not a lie. That's creepy child. Exactly. hey My child's like from No, she's scared. I'm just kidding. No, you're fine. Dude, I talk shit on my child. That's feet you a child. That's the one of being a parent is talking shit about your kid. Now, if you called her a dirty, rotten slut or some dumb shit like that, I would take offense.
03:37:25
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But you didn't. You said she's creepy. I succeeded as a parent if she's creepy. She doesn't talk about it. I created that little shitstorm, dammit. I can say what I want. Yeah, right.
03:37:38
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You make fun of his kid, Brit. My kid is creepy as fuck, especially like, so like my background. That's why.
03:37:49
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So like whenever I leave, like it's just the sunset. Apparently my daughter appeared at some point in the time I was getting beer. She's done that. Forever.
03:37:59
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forever Ever since she was little, little, K-Mag is like, i gotta go take a picture. He'll have a background up. And then all of a sudden, there's this creepy-ass little fucking kid that just comes up real slow. You're welcome, bitch. I have own personal children of the core.
03:38:18
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Exactly. But I will say this. Glick has seen my daughter when she was like five years old. Like... And nothing creepy about that. Like, I don't mean that in a bad way.
03:38:30
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So, like, my kid, like, used to sit in my lap. She's like, Dad, want to say hi to your friends. I'm like, okay. So, I wouldn't be, like, smoking or drinking or nothing. So, I'd hold her in my lap and she'd say hi.
03:38:43
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Like, that was that. Like, right? Like, she's not bashful by any means. I guarantee you that. She's cute. It was just that moment that was, it freaked me out for a second. Was that
03:38:58
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that your phone Oh, that was definitely my phone. not No, it was mine because I got a text message. no i was really i been up to such I'm sorry, what?
03:39:13
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What have you been up to, Mandy? Not a whole lot. Same old. Yeah. Sir, wait, hold on. Are you saying man is like another me who's going to get a lick shit nonstop?
03:39:26
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Oh, that's my little brother. So that's where he got being a vagina from. That's fair. I know.
03:39:37
Speaker
Vaginas are strong. He's a ball sack. Ball sacks are weak. No, no. He's more like the filled Kegel exercise. That's what he Ball sacks are not weak. Balls inside the sack are weak.
03:39:50
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can take sound moas Whether you think it's the sack or the actual ball, does that make it hurt any less? It has nothing to do with that. All I'm it is i mean bringing is... As as the ball sack professional, as you've had many bounced off in your face, are they really that weak? All I'm saying is his Glick is the epiphany of failed abortion. forgot Shaman was here.
03:40:15
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I forgot Shaman was I forgot Shaman here. like what i just said i forgot shaman was
03:40:28
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He just pops out of nowhere. but wait what while Hey, quick cash. Let's talk Shaman being here and how we forgot. Speaking of balls on your face, how are you doing, Shaman?
03:40:43
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No, it's not Shaman you should be worried about. it's definitely Glick. He came up for air. I always put balls on their face.
03:40:54
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That's what I thought about. You fucking leave shaman alone, you sons of bitches. Again, dude. Yeah, sons of bitches. people Yeah, we have to leave shaman alone because he'll take it out on Glick later.
03:41:06
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Thank God. Finally, a man of man's sword. The spin-off channel to the Glick and Lazy OnlyFans is going to be the shaman edition.
03:41:18
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Shaman Glick. It's going to be the Glick Shaw Only Fan page. Road to go, go, and and Hey, Glick's going to have his wiener out trying to pull it, and Shaman's just going walk up behind him and be like, nah, here's how it's done, old son.
03:41:36
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yeah yeah so I'm going to walk up and head glint. This will give you better control. Exactly, right? yeah Right?
03:41:47
Speaker
Bitch, those were private videos. and You told both of us you would not share them with anybody. Bitch, I just shared all your private videos in a matter of five sentences. I'm going to share those videos with you.
03:42:02
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with hey I didn't put a content consent out there. I'm sorry, I'm sorry. Those are supposed to be for sale. What happens on OnlyFans gets shared among friends. Exactly.
03:42:17
Speaker
Did I sell them, Shaman? But he's taking all the profit for himself. Me and my ex-wife actually have an only chance. You know, I'm saving up money to buy a shaman a face. You're this close, Jedi, to becoming the shaman glitch. Whoa, you know what, Greg? You bite your goddamn tongue.
03:42:40
Speaker
You are contractually obligated to not what you just said you're going to do. Simmer down, ladies. Simmer down. you just send me a cease and desist order ah live on a panel?
03:42:53
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up like all i gotta say is i yeah so My people will be in touch with your people, Blake. That's all I'm saying. Wait, when did Blake keep pink?
03:43:04
Speaker
wow Yeah, he's barely a person himself. so Yeah, that ain't no shit. yeah I don't abide human rules. As a swatch. All right, Squatch. Sasquatch lives matter, okay? Hold up, hold up. I love you, Jedi.
03:43:29
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I love hanging out with y'all, but I unfortunately have to hop off, go do my own thing for a minute, and I'll be back. Get out. Later, y'all. Later. Fuck you, you cunt. la yeah kind Fuck you, you mother bitch.
03:43:46
Speaker
Fuck you, you bloody fuck. All right, we'll holler at y'all. What the fuck are you doing? like That's part of our stand-up. If that's part of your stand-up, sit back down, please.
03:44:07
Speaker
He doesn't know any of my stand-up, and I'm not even going to fucking tell him any of it. i look at that who two He's fucking dick. He's going to fuck me up and it's going to make me so mad.
03:44:24
Speaker
Feeling the love. Brittany, you're going to crush it at stand-up. I can't wait. He's going to do great. He really likes to talk.
03:44:39
Speaker
The roast, I definitely will. Probably fucked up on. as and i'm just gonna be like you know I don't think you will. i think you're going to do well.
03:44:51
Speaker
I mean, the roast of Glick, there's so much material to work with. i mean, literally, endless amount. Look at him. We could do a roast right now.
03:45:04
Speaker
Oh, yeah. I bet the fucking bitches won't. Really? You want to back me back? I'm go take so I'll probably piss into the wind and he's going to be all moist when he comes back. We just need Scotto to show up.
03:45:27
Speaker
Honestly. Oh, yeah. And Mandy. You too. You you too. hi Got it. And then we'll have the rest. Yeah, Sasquatch going to piss and Really, the only way he can find his dick is to look for the wet spots with all that hair.
03:45:47
Speaker
ah work for yeah Yeah, he's got to look for the matted fur and then that's when he goes for his dick. Exactly. But he's still got to dig for it through the truck.
03:45:57
Speaker
I was talking about when I got my DUI years ago. Allegedly. Allegedly. but
03:46:08
Speaker
that alleged be okay He was like 400, 500 pounds. And was just driving into his place like two blocks down. I got caught.
03:46:20
Speaker
But he used to do this joke where he would like go up on a step stool and like lift up his belly. And that's how he would find his day. ah Wait, wait, this was a friend or somebody you were dating?
03:46:34
Speaker
oh no, just friends. I was going to say, bit because if his arms got tired and he dropped his gut down, it would crush you, Brittany.
03:46:48
Speaker
Yeah, I would die. i would literally suffocate. but Yeah, that's one of those where she's always got to be on top. I wouldn't even trust doggy. That's what you call flabalanche.
03:47:06
Speaker
I'm going to lift up the back and put this thing on my back. Horrible. Horribly green jokes. Drew, what are you eating? that How are you eating right now with this? I'm eating some chicken and some rice. He's got to get the taste out of his mouth from that cheese. Seriously, it was good.
03:47:27
Speaker
That was brutal. You think it tastes good going down? Wait till you taste it coming back up. it's going to come out anyway. Don't worry. It's gonna be like tobacco oh and dick. dick?
03:47:40
Speaker
You snuff off your penis before? Hmm.
03:47:46
Speaker
Wait, what did you ask, Brittany? you know I don't want to repeat that. Did you ask if he sniffed penis before? That's not going to answer. I thought that's what she had. He sniffed a penis before?
03:48:00
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He does. I fought off of penis before. Dick Snippers. I use it. Is it a day old or has it been freshly washed? yeah yeah yeah just The only right question is how is the pH? h yeah um um You to keep that pH balanced, you know?
03:48:24
Speaker
i have never had a UTI. or a yeast infection or any kind of diseases. I've never had anything. I keep my shit clean. You never bake some bread down below is what you're saying?
03:48:37
Speaker
That was sourdough. That yeast. That only happens when you roll the fat girl in flour. gotta find the wet pot. gotta find the wet pot again.
03:48:54
Speaker
but i gas
03:48:57
Speaker
I gotta to find me a fat girl. Figure it out. Well, you're in America. They're everywhere. a fis Throw a stone in any direction. Right now, find you one that her eating tea card is frozen.
03:49:11
Speaker
They'll do anything for groceries. and What's that smell? Oh, it's Marla. Damn it, Drew.
03:49:24
Speaker
damn yes oh lot Just don't stick her by the heater. You never know what'll grow. oh Oh, God. I'm not trying to out. okay? i' there you know i'm like I'm getting grossed out by this conversation. If it's not at least a little bit gross, you're not doing it right, honey. but Yeah, you're right. and
03:49:55
Speaker
I mean, you know me now. I know. that And you have to admit, it's only kinky the first time. It's only kinky the first time. at that After the time, it's just redundant and disgusting.
03:50:12
Speaker
I'm admitting to that.
03:50:18
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I think it gets kinkier the longer you get to know that person. You know, you're like, oh I'm comfortable with them now, you know. You're like, oh, I could dabble in this, dabble that.
03:50:28
Speaker
There is some truth to that. The more comfortable you are, the more you're like, hey, this sounds like fun, and I don't feel ashamed to say, let's do this. Right. Like, fuck me.
03:50:39
Speaker
I don't know. And then once you've been together a good long while. You get to that point of, yes, that sounds interesting, but I don't think we're built for that anymore. how like yeah at some point, you get to the point where you're not even trying to show off anymore. You're like, no. I'm going pull a muscle if I try that. not We're just like, all right, let's just get it over with.
03:51:08
Speaker
who Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. That's sad. That's like you're just fucking surrendering at that point. Not let's get it over. like Let's just do what we know works.
03:51:21
Speaker
Basically. ah Come on. yeah We are women. We understand that there are some times that you just got to be like, Okay. I love you. I know you want this. I am really not in the mood, so let's get this over it.
03:51:38
Speaker
Every female has done that at some point. Speaking of, ask the link. We go through the same thing with you women. and we i mean we go as men we go through the same thing with You like you come you come home and want to talk about your day and we're like fine I really don't feel like this. I'm really not in a mood, but go ahead. what What did that bitch Barbara in the office say? Oh, wow. so I can't believe she said that. Wow. I'm so outraged on your behalf.
03:52:10
Speaker
I'll suck my dick. let say I'm married to a mechanic, so I have to do that in reverse. Because I swear to God, you men get together and y'all turn into a bunch of toddlers.
03:52:24
Speaker
Big time. oh yeah I like it in reverse. Gay toddlers, actually.
03:52:32
Speaker
Mandy, I just want you to know from the background, Kayla said, yep. I just want you to know that I don't need other men around. i just want you i just want you to know that i don't need other men around be
03:52:46
Speaker
I'm not allowed to be left unsupervised at any point in my life. And that's good. That's because you hit puberty and stopped, dude. I've said it in a million times. literally Every warning label on every product people buy is because of people like Glick.
03:53:04
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These are even coffee says caution hot. Yeah. yeah I have both sex. He's the retarded friend at Mexico. Oh, I love you, pumpkin.
03:53:20
Speaker
Men stop maturing at like 13, maybe 14 years old. That's why yeah in our 40s, we still find dick jokes and farts funny. They never stop being funny. Could it just be that they're yeah they're just still funny? That's all it is. They could be funny.
03:53:39
Speaker
it's not They are. now I'm a girl, but I still think parts are funny. Like I had my dog and my brother's dog were laying in the bed with me.
03:53:49
Speaker
and My brother's dog is a little dog and mine is a big dog. Well, he was laid up on my big dog and he let out a nasty fart that woke himself. ya ah And up and bark at him, bark at me, and then go back in my brother's room. See that picture?
03:54:10
Speaker
God, I'm not going to do that picture. i good I'm quick. I'm a quickie. He's proud about it. Don't worry about what are you doing. It'll be done soon.
03:54:24
Speaker
he's proud about it that's don't worry about what are going out to be done soon okay screenshots of everything not like he can't like you're not gonna get anything by scotto ever no whatever this likelex it was like a half a second of flex and scotto already got it you and yes man as a woman do you like a quickie sometimes like just make it quick yes and get it past
03:54:55
Speaker
One, I'm old. Two, I've been married forever. And three, sometimes I'm just fucking tired. And it's like, okay, you're in a mood. I'm not really. Let's do it.
03:55:05
Speaker
Be done. I love you too. Good night. One off. Then I'm like, all right, I'm good. Let's go. um Mary Jane. Oh, yeah. It's my favorite Halloween candy.
03:55:17
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Oh, man. Oh, yeah.
03:55:21
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Speaking of, I might. I swear to God, that picture Scotto has looks like Sasquatch and Popeye had a baby. Yes, Wendy. I'm waiting for him to snap it to me. Stop sending your butthole and weaner, Scotto. I mean, I'm not mad at him. like to me thank da That's some pop squatch going on over there.
03:55:49
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me hob squap If only the spinach made the part that needed a Thor's throw, Glick would be perfectly happy. Look at your arms, bro. Your arms are something.
03:56:01
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Yeah, damn. I can't with you guys. I'm kind of love with myself. Yes, you can, Brittany. Yes, you can. I think all of you guys should make your avatar a picture of me. No, shut the car up.
03:56:15
Speaker
Shut up, whore. mean, swore. Whoa. You forgot to put the condom on that one. Hey, if you make the duck space for me, I'll put you as my P.I.P.
03:56:28
Speaker
second yeah Good. wait yeah I'm allergic to latex, all right? Okay. huh and women yeah i'm barren so no worries here i mean god damn it kind of looks like that's a hard nut but
03:56:48
Speaker
i'll try that's uh that's uh that's uh
03:56:53
Speaker
ah a hard note but i'll try that ah that's ah that's ah
03:56:59
Speaker
Wait, that's a hard nut or you only nut when you're hard? What is going on here? Why not both? The answer to your question is yes. my oh yeah yes
03:57:12
Speaker
answer to your question is yes Boys act like fucking children when they get together. Yeah, Brittany, that's why we need people like you to get this to us.
03:57:27
Speaker
Brittany, we all act like children when we get together. It's not just the boys. you I head love you. You're beautiful. Yeah, thank you, Brittany, for being here to chaperone all of us kids. you know Oh, yeah.
03:57:43
Speaker
yeah um If Brittany is the chaperone, we're all screwed. money Somebody's going to jail. Somebody's going to jail. I will say I like but to jail sky's like here's your picture of you folks and motherfucker but um and better fan be
03:58:10
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yeah i will say i like scotter's picture better than shaman's and that says so much because i hate scotter's picture wow i like versus better than yours and good oh and think at least i show my face
03:58:42
Speaker
Do we all need hugs tonight? Oh, but you shouldn't. Listen, my face looks exactly like your face. Everybody just pulled elbows left and right. She's out of control. I went i would team in same I was Stop. Stop the vibes. Stop the madness.
03:59:06
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This group does.
03:59:10
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the
03:59:12
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okay
03:59:18
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Oh, everybody recognize this guy? It's such a goofy-ass picture of me. I sent it to you, baby. Does anybody recognize this guy on this panel? Oh, fuck off, Drew.
03:59:32
Speaker
What is that? That's a model. They're not going to recognize him. That's a whole different situation, guys. A whole different situation.
03:59:43
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it so
03:59:47
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i'm sure you ri i just guy Damn it, Drew. Damn it. I can't believe you did that. it has your face on it. Oh, my God. i'm bringing that up. Oh, I love that one. I think we used to have that. I used to have that.
03:59:59
Speaker
What are you guys even talking about?
04:00:07
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Oh, no. Hold on hold on a damn second. Drew, I'm pressing charges, okay? No, no, no, no. Wait a minute. wait a minute I have the unedited version.
04:00:19
Speaker
The wiener? oh Okay, Scotto is the mastermind for this whole situation. Scotto created that. Oh, the charm is a Tic Tac. It's a Tic Tac.
04:00:30
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her like this' a tic tac Hey, you couldn't handle my sweet pea, okay? ah was a good woman Well, you know, Brittany, small objects are choking hazards, babe.
04:00:47
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Exactly. Mandy gets many knowsle i mean you know it.
04:00:58
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up. You know what? I gotta agree with that. I mean, I'm not gonna make fun of Jed after having an Audi. I mean, I... little old guy. that's in Howdy now.
04:01:10
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Hey, small bitch lives matter. but His vagina's on the outside. damn it, Scotto. Oh, damn Oh, damn it, Scotto. Oh, damn yeah look but didn't didn know Damn, Scott.
04:01:36
Speaker
Scott, I am pressing charges. There is no reason you're allowed to be this alpha. I just sit in the corner and look cute for a minute. It'll be okay, buddy. Damn it, Scott.
04:01:47
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I got Scott. If anybody ever wanted to know what a drag queen is you go like i kind of i got scott if anybody ever wanteding to know what a drag queen Cushy music star look like. There it is.
04:02:04
Speaker
Damn. Lazy. that That's probably the kiddest thing I've seen in a long time. If I have to, I'll get that extra blanket. She got my avatar from Scotto.
04:02:16
Speaker
What'd you say, Brittany? You're not a default. Nice, Drew. I know. Scotto customized me, okay? Scotto fucking Scotto. Scotto run. Hey.
04:02:30
Speaker
What would your grandmother say?
04:02:34
Speaker
ah Nothing because she's dead. What are you still doing? like I thought she was pretty quiet. That was dark. Well, you know, after that weekend with Glick, she was just never the same.
04:02:47
Speaker
who Wait, who? What? Wait, who spent a weekend with you? Brittany's grandma. She approved? No. She was the one that she's dead.
04:03:00
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from From that weekend, this is actually Brittany's grandma in the picture. Yeah. um She had a great time. See where I get it from? That's Granny Knee. She had arthritis in one of my middle fingers. I thought I recognized that finger. but Yeah, but Granny's hot, though.
04:03:19
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Yeah, i that's Granny Knee. Right there. Granny Knee, y'all. Yeah, I didn't get that my grandma. She was a good time.
04:03:30
Speaker
She's a firecracker. Yeah, that was the weekend that Glick came out with a broken hip. i i thought going to say that's the weekend Glick came out of the closet.
04:03:49
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Yeah. No, Glick came out of the closet wearing her pants. That's what that was. That's the first time Scotto came up on the panel. I mean, that's pretty that's pretty natural. scott Scotto brings all the boys to the yard.
04:04:03
Speaker
Scotto is better than yours. yeah I'm pretty sure je i would Jedi was the one that called me out for being extra gay when Scotto shows up here. Yeah.
04:04:16
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i mean, everybody is a little extra gay with Scotto. I just want you to know, I'm only gay for Scotto, just so you know, Scotto. i'm not I'm not a fucking whore like Jedi. I'm not going to spread myself out to all the other games like he does all the other games.
04:04:30
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You know, we'll talk about this offline, okay? We'll talk about this later. Jedi has told you more than once,
04:04:40
Speaker
Thank you. See, Mandy, you're the only one that listens to me around you subscribe I only feel appreciated when Mandy's around. I pretend to be drunk so Scotto carries me up to his penthouse. Click roofies and stuff around, Scotto.
04:04:57
Speaker
I do, I do. I happen to see the roofie myself when Scotto's around. Oh, no. Whatever will I do, Scotto? I'm defenseless and unconscious.
04:05:11
Speaker
Do whatever you want to do. The rapey comes up and the pants go down. but wearing I'm not going to lie. What's that taste in my mouth? What's that smell?
04:05:21
Speaker
Don't touch me. Does this rag smell like chloroquine to you? but That's my best pickup line. Well, no, I still want to remember I've that pickup line for years.
04:05:35
Speaker
Don't judge me. I'm just going to stop. I didn't have to use it on you. You just actually liked me. and quick description Which makes me question her sanity. yeah oh Johnny Bones in the building.
04:05:51
Speaker
What? We got Johnny Bones? How is Cuba this evening? There's an uprising happening. ah You better put it down.
04:06:02
Speaker
You can't let those motherfuckers get away with that. don't think that's the he meant. Are they out front or what? It's going to happen. They want drugs.
04:06:16
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They want what? They want drugs. Who do I? I'm coming to Cuba, Johnny. Let me in. You can leave your help. who but Jedi, you respect him. That is not Johnny. That's Fidel Bones.
04:06:32
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I know. I know who it is. Don't you call him by his goddamn slave name.
04:06:42
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but but
04:06:44
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That's Fidel Balms. I rose up. I went places, man. thought somebody called him Cassius Clay for minute the way you said that. Nice throwback to the boxing world.
04:07:00
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and d nice throwback to the boxing world You just got Mandy cracking up. I'm sitting back and enjoying the nonsense. know This is the network for that.
04:07:17
Speaker
this is the nice part Formerly known as Johnny Bongs. that's Fidel Bongs. so
04:07:27
Speaker
but You heard him. we got the We got the official signing from jo or from Fidel. Fidel, are you no longer a Buffalo Bills fan? Oh, no, that's still happening. That
04:07:41
Speaker
fidel are you no longer a buffalo bills fan oh no that's that's still that's still still happening that sucks we said Nice. do Do you, by chance, have a camouflaged Josh Allen jersey for your Fidel attire?
04:07:59
Speaker
Oh, my goodness. No, but now I have to find one. I know they sell them. It's football season. You got to have the Fidel Bongs Josh Allen jersey. Yes.
04:08:11
Speaker
Come on. looking out for you. He could be worse. He could be a Cowgirls fan. No. I mean, i mean find it could be a Geox Tigers fan.
04:08:25
Speaker
Oh, you know what? Bite me. Wait, who did you guys lose to last week?
04:08:33
Speaker
Thank God we got rid of Sithead Kelly. meaning mean Although we should have got rid of him last season along with Nussmeier.
04:08:44
Speaker
Don't you talking on that? Yeah.
04:08:50
Speaker
He did what needed to be done. I just saw your avatar go. Let's go. Shit. That's why I laughed earlier.
04:09:02
Speaker
oh shit. Oh, shit. Come on. Get your life out there. Trying to run a fucking... dog.
04:09:13
Speaker
He's back.
Government & Leadership Humor
04:09:14
Speaker
Trying to run a country is hard, man. What's making the licking sounds?
04:09:20
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Well,
04:09:25
Speaker
MoDog is under Glick, so that might be where the licking sounds are coming from. um Wait a minute. I got excited how MoDog was here. it was just MoDog. Oh, that's fucking Scotto. Shit.
04:09:39
Speaker
Fuck. What are you doing, Scotto? no fuck
04:09:46
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got it adam oh gotta of hold everybody i was like no You can't do that to me. and Yeah, don't do that, dude. I'm even worse on Discord because I have sock accounts that are things like the picture. It's just a big giant nipple. So you don't know who to play with. I was just trying to say add me on Discord, but maybe not. Nipples.
04:10:10
Speaker
Nipples. Hi, how are we today? No, you almost know them. I got all these on. That's right there. That's what toxic masculinity looks like. I thought you were good. no, hang on.
04:10:24
Speaker
Masculinity. What the fuck do you mean? I am built like a twig. Toxic masculinity. Johnny Ball. Nothing masculine here. am built like a twig. Shit.
04:10:37
Speaker
yeah pop bug That's a choice bar in camo, y'all. johnic stning da thats on that ha Toxic toxic femininity right there.
04:10:48
Speaker
Hey, Fidel Bongs. Fidel Bongs, can we see tipples by chance? What? sure I think this estrogen level might be higher than mine and Brittany's. You're a dictator.
04:11:05
Speaker
You're Fidel Bongs. We want to see your nipples. know what? one
04:11:12
Speaker
um Wow. Anybody else want a pepperoni? Don't forget to ah yeah go to
04:11:26
Speaker
a i'd mean the same thing I think we need to sit this one out, babe. This man runs an entire country with his thumb with an iron fist and he showed us his nipples.
04:11:44
Speaker
Dictator nipples. Like and subscribe for more dictator nipples. but This is a nonsensical network exclusive. probably Don't you go showing them dictator nipples to anybody else.
04:11:58
Speaker
I got to do it right. That's what brings the money. Come on. Oh, bitch. Yeah, his dick is the size of a tater. I mean, taters come in all different sizes. people need to read in the cash somebody here for shown off
04:12:16
Speaker
yeah his like is the size of a tater and i mean tis coming all different size thing go Yeah, but she's thinking more of the fingerling size.
04:12:31
Speaker
Shaman, I was just going to say taters. French brat taters. it I tried, Nick. I appreciate you, Shaman. People want you. You're always looking out for me. You're you're a true friend and unlike some people who are. may named late and You know what, I don't even like your attitude right now.
04:12:51
Speaker
don't like your attitude right now.
04:12:54
Speaker
are oh yeah Right, jerry right, Yeah. on. got yeah i yeah everybody's turn
04:13:05
Speaker
Alright, lovely. I've got go because I've got a busy day tomorrow. Love, man, you can't leave me. You can't leave me. I'm sorry, Jedi.
04:13:17
Speaker
Y'all have a good one. Bye. So sad right now. I'm a dictator, by the way. know you know you're dick He was already a dick. Now he's a tater.
04:13:31
Speaker
That is a dictator. Holy shit. That is fucking great. Fucking great. one that is a dictator only shit a big old dictator right there so noticed that scott that is fucking great hundred spell blocking great you can You can hang out with my dictionary anytime.
04:13:56
Speaker
Oh, man. Oh, my God. Don't miss a beat. Also, I knew. chicken I I love how Johnny's got his tongue out, too.
04:14:08
Speaker
That was my intent. I wanted to get that. You got to send the whole message, man. you can't You can't. but hey and just I'm not the only one that's got a PFP made by Scotto at this point.
04:14:24
Speaker
I'm glad everybody's getting part of the club. shit. I love it. Oh, man. What do you guys do, boy?
04:14:38
Speaker
That nipple runs the whole thing. Oh, thats that's my life. I kind of almost want to just, like, keep it up. oh Me too, girl. Me too. No, I shouldn't.
04:14:53
Speaker
nosh maybe We're just going to keep this up for the rest of the podcast. Scotto, can you send me that? I guess so. I guess. and Thank you, Scotto. That's all.
04:15:07
Speaker
That nipple belongs to the nonsensical network. It's copyrighted now. It's trademarked all that shit. That is huge as nipple, Glick. You need to back up a little bit.
04:15:18
Speaker
Copyrighted, trademarked? We've got two hours to do this.
04:15:24
Speaker
Indentured all that fine stuff.
04:15:29
Speaker
It's beautiful. should get your nipple pierced. You should get your nipple. They look like... I don't know about that.
04:15:40
Speaker
Yeah, don't do it, Johnny. don't just and't know about that, bro. You can get ah you can get a chain that connects to your Prince Albert. Oh, my God. Ugh!
04:15:53
Speaker
Actually, that does not sound comfortable. How would you have sex like that? like one of the patches of that Hellraiser. are you just jerking off when you do that?
04:16:06
Speaker
Because you can't, like... What? I don't even know you knew that. The chain is for her pleasure. good
04:16:15
Speaker
Yeah, next thing you know, you're fucking yanking feet out of there. It's all coiled up up there. You're fucking... ripping it off your Fucking chunks of yeast just flying everywhere. I can't.
04:16:27
Speaker
yeah We gotta change topics. making me like It doesn't make sense. It doesn't make sense to me. It doesn't. That's why we don't need to talk about it. Don't knock until you try it.
04:16:38
Speaker
you know Okay, dude. You do you. I'm good. Looking like a centibye.
04:16:48
Speaker
What? What the fuck, Johnny? Hellraiser? Oh, I don't even know. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. Oh, yeah. Yeah.
04:17:01
Speaker
Yeah. Oh, God. even got Shama. Oh, my goodness. What is that?
04:17:12
Speaker
That's Shama's Halloween costume. Oh. It's sunning itself.
04:17:20
Speaker
Look at that pose that Scott's going. He's like, ah. Carrying it out in the wind. I wish I could show the whole picture.
04:17:31
Speaker
da Just like prop it. i i think I think we see enough of the picture, Shaman. Yeah, just that one area where it's cut off right where the leg is.
04:17:43
Speaker
I think we got the gist, but I'm still curious. Yeah. I'm glad I'm the only one. I doxed. What the fuck? He's my curious right now.
04:17:56
Speaker
I'm glad I'm not the only one. I'm an iguana sexual. words Yeah. i Yeah. Had to make peace with it someday.
04:18:09
Speaker
Can you guys hear the coyotes right now? Yeah, I can actually. I was wondering about whose sound was. I thought you were just moaning like a bitch or something.
04:18:19
Speaker
I thought that was a lizard moaning. thought it was Johnny's nipple. I thought it was Johnny's nipple.
04:18:31
Speaker
I don't know. That was so stupid. there'd be chains attached. It'd make a lot louder of a noise. ah live in the mountains. we have them all in a fucking place. I have coyotes in Orlando. Everybody has coyotes.
04:18:44
Speaker
have You're not special, Shaman. Okay, shut the fuck up. but I mean, he is special. though Don't take that away from him. No, listen. You're not special, and that's why you found me.
04:18:57
Speaker
Blake, you're talking, but you're muted. Trying to take away my specialness. Trying to feed off my specialness. Whoa! You shut your fucking mouth if you talk to Shaman like that, Brittany.
04:19:09
Speaker
You put some respect on Or what? Oh, shit. Oh, shit. R-E-S-P-E. What, bitch? What are you going to do? What are you going do, honky? What are you going to I'll see you New Year's Eve, Slur. Oh, you mean when you get roasted?
04:19:31
Speaker
I ain't getting roasted. Yeah, that's right, Brittany. It's going to fuck you up. yeah there anything on an open fire He said that when we went to Michael's wedding and he was just on his phone. Yeah, but this time he means it.
04:19:44
Speaker
He was just messing around last time. This time he's for i jack as a shaman Yeah, let her know, shaman. Yeah, we ain't playing no more.
04:19:58
Speaker
up it looked like i so a fucking redneck at his wedding. Yeah, well, real recognize real. You're looking real unfamiliar. Like a fucking redneck. He's like, these are my good boots.
04:20:13
Speaker
Listen, it was a sunburn, okay? He doesn't have a redneck. Your neck is still red, bitch. It was just a sunburn. was actually red, too.
04:20:24
Speaker
but It was. I had my good boots on and my good pearl snap on. got some good boots on Tuesday.
04:20:32
Speaker
I fucking donkey punched him a few times. good I didn't feel anything. i't It's like having sex with K-M. I didn't feel anything. he doesn't even So are you saying you're a donkey? that mean what no I'm a cox.
04:20:50
Speaker
Wait, what? Like plural? Yeah, she's more than penis.
04:20:58
Speaker
It's usually somewhere in the range of 7 to 15 at the same time. That's Scotto. I don't know. yeah Scotto's not a slur like you. He only takes 1 to 2, maybe 3 at the same time. no he yeah I do it for free. I don't charge anybody. yeah Wait, really?
04:21:23
Speaker
What? but So do you. Why are you judging him? You do too. I'm not judging him. I enjoy it. Make the taxes easier. Queen Slore.
04:21:39
Speaker
Queen Slore. I nominated him.
04:21:44
Speaker
You nominated Scotto to Queen Slore. Were you not there that much? Nominated. So, Scotto is the leader of the Slore gang, and you're just a minion. No, I'm the M.C. Leader of the Slores.
04:22:00
Speaker
We are almost equal. No. That's so bad. That sounds so bad. No, no. Scotto's the queen, and you're just minion. No, Scotto. shut your Slore mouth when you talk about Scotto.
04:22:12
Speaker
I know. I love Scotto. And I'm not going to shut my mouth about it. I love it. You're the best, dude. got ah job I need to watch those videos that you sent me.
04:22:29
Speaker
ah cute That's what I did for Halloween. She's Brittany, bitch. Oh my gosh. You guys have the same hat on, think. oh my gosh you guys have the same head on i think but No, mine does.
04:22:46
Speaker
But that's funny. How did you... what did you Are you like on an AI thing or some shit? I'm just really good at graphics. Yeah, he drew that right now.
04:22:58
Speaker
That's why he drew a verse. He drew it, you know?
04:23:04
Speaker
He just sketched that right away. That was a lame-ass joke, Shaman. That was so bad. It wasn't a joke. I was 100% serious. He drew it.
04:23:15
Speaker
Get it, It's always funnier when you have to explain in the joke. yeah That's so fucking hilarious. What's really funny is nobody explains shit. ab That's actual comedic genius that Shaman is. Shaman's my homie.
04:23:39
Speaker
I do like him. I like him too, but I can't help but be mean to him sometimes. It's just sometimes. I'll let you talk your shit now because you'll get what's coming to you.
04:23:54
Speaker
Oh, yeah. you know oh yeah Sleep with one eye open, Brittany. And I don't want to hear no crying when it happens.
04:24:04
Speaker
oh way Oh my god, Chapman was mean to me. He's so ruthless. I prefer to hear the crying. Do you know how much shit I take from like... I love you when they cry. I took instruction for a living. I have heard it all.
04:24:25
Speaker
butllll we'll go i didn instruction for a living i have heard it all Oh, you're never around Occasionally, but Occasionally. Oh, no.
04:24:40
Speaker
know like last oh you never around dudes like me
04:24:47
Speaker
but yeah you're never around lizard people are you brittany yeah ah and occasionally but no moving cases but um How was that? bo me what I the short bus.
04:25:04
Speaker
um I am special. I just wanted to... I am the short bus. Gang, gang. That's my dog. Gang, gang.
04:25:15
Speaker
night my gang.
04:25:18
Speaker
I pity you, Paul.
04:25:22
Speaker
Frank and Beans. Frank and
04:25:30
Speaker
a What is Drew trying to get us in trouble with now? Oh, damn it, Drew. Well, it's not round. That's actually pretty spot on. Where did it go?
04:25:41
Speaker
oh and that's actually spot one
04:25:47
Speaker
I love the lip and blue implants. We're not only fans. That's pretty fucking spot on.
04:25:58
Speaker
Yeah, it is. but pushing buttons We're pushing buttons at the same time. I'm not doing anything. I'm not i'm looking at i'm looking at the lips and all I can think is like what that mouth do. What that mouth do, Skeletor?
04:26:12
Speaker
but um mo do skeletor
04:26:18
Speaker
Skeletora.
04:26:21
Speaker
that's what she's going to call her Skeletorina. Skeletorina. zo You're getting really serious about this. <unk> The big problem, though, is your head game is literally going to be all T. Like all T. You leave him alone.
04:26:42
Speaker
You're really sticking up for Shaman. Maybe you should help him out. Listen, Bernie, don't get jealous of the the picture. It was just ah just a joke. It was just picture. Shaman's had my back all night. I got Shaman's back.
04:26:56
Speaker
Unlike some people. Oh, shit. Yeah, where were you?
04:27:04
Speaker
Who brought the party here, okay, motherfucker? You're hanging out with fucking Drew. Yep, and Drew and me are here hanging out with you. Oh, yeah. we got the We brought the party into the party on the party. No, we are the party. What Drew said.
04:27:21
Speaker
don Don't, don't, don't, don't. Drew said it, and he was right. Cheers, y'all. Cheers. Cheers to boys and ladies. <unk> said it and he was right aunt cheese yeah who cheers here's to a boys and lady Hey, lady. You were talking to Scott.
04:27:38
Speaker
Yeah, I was wondering which one am I for 20 years dressing with that. You were talking to Scott. I don't know how many ladies were left stranded in a hotel room hours away from their home, but if you want to call her a lady, you can call her a lady.
04:28:01
Speaker
I was a lady, and that's why I was stranded, because I didn't fucking... Oh, shit. great
04:28:09
Speaker
Yes. Oh, shit.
04:28:17
Speaker
I set you up for that nicely. That was that spike. I had to fucking let it out. I had to. I know. I set you up for it. that old doug know i yeah If somebody gets all in their feelings about it, then they can come be mad about me.
04:28:32
Speaker
Oh, shit. Good night, Stiffy.
04:28:37
Speaker
I like Stiffy Stiffy was cool in the chat yeah goodnight Stiffy I have a feeling I'll see you in the morning whoa that was good I was trying to think what huh I can't wait to go back there that place was pretty cool
04:29:08
Speaker
Also, I want to make a bet. I'm going to play you in pool. I love pool games. What do you want to play? Margot Polo or... where Simon, you only play Paco Polo. Don't lie to everybody. Yeah, you'll get... I play Margot Polo. definitely. Margot, leave me in darkness.
04:29:29
Speaker
you my aspo yeah definitely like me and dar Play me in darts. ah I'll probably lose that one. and and and and and and and No, no, no, no, no. If I play you in pool, you got to play in darts. I'll still play. I'll probably lose.
04:29:46
Speaker
You'll kick my ass. I suck at pool. I don't even play pool by the rules. I just play pool. like playing some nine ball? You play nine ball? You like when the black balls hit you the chin, Britt? Is that what you like? You like black balls in your chin?
04:30:02
Speaker
I'm asking for a shaman. oh
04:30:09
Speaker
I'm not mad. You like when a big black balls bounce off your chin? Sorry. I'm asking for a shaman. I mean a friend. I mean a friend, not a shaman.
04:30:21
Speaker
Oh, my goodness. What is happening right now? Best wingman ever. this is like like This is the Glickening.
04:30:32
Speaker
yeah I got you, Shaman. Glickening. I still hate that. It's the Glickening. Just when you thought it was safe.
04:30:43
Speaker
The Glickening. That was good. I don't know about all that. but yeah Just when you thought it was safe to drop your paint.
04:30:54
Speaker
It was safe to drop the soap. On the next episode of In Jail. You mean scared straight? That was a joke and a joke and a joke. in jail got mean scared straight availabl yeah yeah ah the joke and a joke and a joke All over it. What the fuck?
04:31:29
Speaker
Just when you thought you'd never become a prison bitch. so Glick's going down the reptile hole. that ah from thats What's up, Iguana?
04:31:42
Speaker
How are you doing? um Because you can put a hole in the tower. got a question. I got an answer. and Everybody see that? So many questions. yeah Why can't you drink advertising this?
04:31:57
Speaker
That's ah that's the well it's the muscle gun and a free ball cap. That's the pew pew gun. That's the pew pew gun. like Like why do those two things even go together? How would that happen in one... That's a massager.
04:32:13
Speaker
It goes together the same way a shaman and glick do. We can't explain what happens. That's like a masturbation gun. What the fuck? Masturbation gun.
04:32:23
Speaker
It shoots your load so you don't have to. is After you use all that energy, you need a massage. I don't have a clitoris, should
04:32:34
Speaker
You can find one on Etsy, bet. You can't. Oh, shit. Fucking great. I don't want to eat. ah yeah i
04:32:46
Speaker
um
04:32:49
Speaker
fucking great
04:32:55
Speaker
He's got to go look now. See, Drew, now you see why I come here every Saturday. um I mean... Uh-oh. What? came.
04:33:08
Speaker
Oh, my God. Stream's so nice, I came twice.
04:33:18
Speaker
Oh, my God. um dream so nice i came twice but here um Only two times for family.
04:33:33
Speaker
shit Hey, Thanksgiving's coming up. Canadian Thanksgiving. think coming That's where we thank the Native Americans for stealing their land and giving them some money.
04:33:52
Speaker
For helping us have land.
04:33:57
Speaker
we help warm We help them not have land. I fucking love Thanksgiving for the food, obviously. Sometimes. I think my family sucks.
04:34:09
Speaker
See, I like the way... I think my family sucks. Damn it, Glick. Damn it. My family's awesome. I have a huge family. I'm both...
04:34:21
Speaker
well You mean i mean there's a lot of them or they're all just really fat, but there's only a couple of them? but that one um I have a huge family.
04:34:32
Speaker
Those fat cunts. Look
04:34:38
Speaker
at me. Come on. no i know Maybe you're the anomaly. No, I get it from my mama. You're what? I get it from my mom. She's only a couple of sides bigger than me. So.
04:34:50
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never getting fat, y'all. Let's go. excuse this is ah
04:34:57
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i can eat four burgers. They might be sliders. but You need to do mukbangs so I can watch to see how much you eat and see if you get fatter.
04:35:10
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Yeah, that's that's the tale. That'll let know.
04:35:17
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I mean, we could do like shoot ice 22. You gotta to pay for the food.
04:35:23
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If you do that, it'll pay for itself. Don't worry. Okay. OG Shunice from YouTube days. ah okay yeah Anybody doing those mukbangs, people love watching that shit for some reason.
04:35:36
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I don't understand why people like watching it. I like watching especially when I'm fucking high or hungry. I watch that shit like it's porn. You kidding me? That's okay. I thought you were talking about porn. No, I don't jerk off to it. If I watch somebody eating some shit, I'm like, I want to eat some shit too. Oh, really? What's mukbang? What's
04:36:00
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That's when somebody gets out the shitload of food and eats it on the live stream. as I thought it was like gay porn or something. Happy cocky. Whoa, calm down, dude. Calm down, dude. There is this really fat shit that will sit and eat like a whole bunch of fucking shit. And people enjoy watching that.
04:36:22
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But it's like junk food. It's not like me on a daily basis. Like of them are like, we're going to find out who has the best chicken sandwich and they fucking eat 30 chicken sandwiches. I'm on board for that. i don't know I have no idea why.
04:36:35
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I have no idea why. No, we're going to eat of those.
04:36:43
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And they're like, oh, we're going eat everything on the menu from fucking Five Guys. I'm like, yep. I can't masturbate for this. I'm going to watch. let good how many Hey, you know what? I'm going to try.
04:36:54
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yeah Right, quitter. Come on now. Well, if you can't masturbate, then just figure your bum hole for a while. I'll shove some pennies up there.
04:37:08
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Copper is the ultimate stopper. Yeah.
04:37:14
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Create no copper plug for himself. oh I shove my bottle and I put it in my cup so I can throw my people up piss me off when i'm driving.
04:37:26
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like that. like that like I don't even know what's happening. I mean, it is it is a thing.
04:37:36
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i mean it is it is a thing buckck bang
04:37:43
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um' you said muck bang i i just have like this I just have this really bad image of mukbang in my head for some reason. It's a weird word. I don't even know where it comes from. but it' its really like It's really like 10 dudes having a gangbang. I'm sorry.
04:37:55
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and we They're just on the a mukbang in my head. you're just gang banging on the taco bell menu that's a mug bang in my head You're in the muck now. Seriously, what is muck?
04:38:12
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Am I wrong, Scotto? That sounds just shit. It's Korean. yeah The word is Korean. Oh, it's Korean for... Okay, I'm going stop now. in North Korean? No, actually South Korea.
04:38:30
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south korea that's the good korea that's the good one good Eating and broadcast. What? It means the two words eating and broadcast.
04:38:41
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Oh. They started from families that were disconnected and they would all sit online and eat their dinner together but on camera.
04:38:53
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and for If we're talking about eating and a broadcast, I mean, there's ah there's a lot of room for that category. It's kind of like a potluck. Yeah, porno. Yes! That's like the Korean version of Potluck.
04:39:07
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Korean Thanksgiving. Wait, did anybody hear Shaman's suggestion, though? No, who cares? i I have selective hearing. What did you do say, Shaman? You didn't care.
04:39:19
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It was a joke. Shaman got sensitive. porno. a porno Okay, well, I'm glad I missed what you said. Technically, it qualifies, though.
04:39:35
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I mean, if you're eating, you're eating, right? Technically, it qualifies. I mean, if you're that's your kink, that's your kink. Go for it. Well, if you're eating, if you're broadcasting eating, then... You know... If somebody can get off to that, then yeah, I guess technically... Churches don't have like the really big projector in the churches.
04:40:00
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Oh, Mylanta. Where are we? What's going on? Oh, Mylanta. Get control of your panel. I fucking was just about to say that.
04:40:11
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I need to. You guys need to shut the fuck up about this fucking weird eating porn shit. Lukaki. Actually, that's a whole different thing. If you want the the eating porn where there's like naked people with food on top of them.
04:40:29
Speaker
So much. I so much i have a friend that um everyone writer than me video yeah we'll send you videos i what Um, masturbating using different condiments instead of regular lube. I used mayonnaise, one time you used cheese wigs. sent me one that was sriracha. used sriracha. Oh! No, no!
04:41:01
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That can't be real life. He kept stopping. He's like, oh my god, this burns. But he'll be sick. He committed. He committed. Like, I don't have a dick and it's burning mine right now. Just thinking about it.
04:41:14
Speaker
Can I just say this out loud? had a chick stick of Serrano up my ass. A what? A what? A Serrano got stuck up my ass. What's that?
04:41:25
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A Serrano pepper? pepper Yeah. A pepper? Oh. thought you meant like a Kia Serrano. That's what I was thinking. That's what I was thinking. I was like, what do you think is this? He's like, I'm
04:41:42
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like, okay. She had to have been hotter than that. Did you get off? You got off. It was this kind of hot. It was kind of hot in both ways. got off. I mean, I'm a spicy guy.
04:41:54
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Oh, my ass is burning. Oh, yeah. Oh, my
04:42:01
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God. you're that desperate. Either way, I don't know. This is what happens when you leave. This is what happens. Hey, we need to tell this to Glick. He needs to hear this.
04:42:16
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Wait, was there really a girl involved or did you just do it by yourself? Yeah. You had some things. These are things you don't do by yourself, brother.
04:42:28
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What was that? I really hope not. Sometimes. I don't know. I don't want to know. I was going to. Sometimes.
04:42:40
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I wanted to. it It's a long, thin pepper.
04:42:45
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It fits that butthole. It seems to be a butthole. He's like, listen, it had no girth. It had no girth, okay, guys? It probably little shape it fits right up there. You don't even got a pry pressure. it just goes right It can travel in a straight lane. You couldn't plug a bum with that if you tried, all right?
04:43:03
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and And then she broke the stem off. I couldn't even get it out. And to this day, he still has issues going through airport security.
04:43:14
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but
04:43:18
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I mean, that's the best part. When they took it out of the emergency room, that's when he actually came.
04:43:32
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Did that really? No. I don't want to know. You don't have to. you't have
04:43:40
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yeah Don't ask if you can't handle of the answer. yeah You already asked the question. You opened the door, so now you have to be prepared for what comes next. i For some odd reason, i believe it.
04:43:55
Speaker
Was there lube?
04:43:59
Speaker
Too much. they Continue to open that door wider wide and wider. It wasn't lube. The anal leakage was the lube. It was burning. That's That's awesome. yeah
04:44:13
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Yeah. Did you have to butt chug some Pepto-Bismol afterwards? It's called boofy. It's called boofy.
04:44:24
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Thank you. Sorry I didn't know the correct terminology, Shaman. I thought it was butt chug. Listen, if you're going to sticking shit up your ass, be knowledgeable about it at least. All I got to say is that the next morning was interesting.
04:44:38
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me hey
04:44:43
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Scott just popped in and give you a fucking point like yeah you know find out ah you're not wrong hey nothing oh damn it Scotty um ah what are those things I know my peppers for yeast infections or whatever honest that
04:45:05
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honest that like A what? A douche bag. yeah Or whatever. no ah I don't know. I've never had one. i meet No, the douche bag thing that squirt up into the vagina or whatever. douche.
04:45:22
Speaker
A douche. A douche. A douche. Is it true that guys do that for their buttholes before they have gay sex? It's called an enema.
04:45:34
Speaker
It is true? I guess. It's called an enema, ma'am. Enema. I know
04:45:47
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i enema and know that they do that at the doctor or something, right? yeah here That's how they make you shit. They they get an enema so you can shit. We had a bidet at my grandparents growing up.
04:46:01
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Oh, thanks for the same time. no no Well, I mean, it could kind of, but it's no. wide open really but You have to use it wrong. Depends on the pressure.
04:46:14
Speaker
Depends on the pressure. Turn your shit into old faithful. spendt all of a day being excited all thankful yeah you're gonna but sit you're gonna have to sit on it and or' in it and to sit inside you kind of like ah turn your shit into old people God wants you to give me your money.
04:46:37
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Yeah. I said what I said. Everybody was talking. Everybody didn't hear any of that whatsoever.
04:46:48
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Everybody heard everything I said. Yeah, it's like, what do you want about?
04:46:54
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fucking Canadian piece of shit. I'll slap the dick out of your mouth. Watch what you fucking said to me. no
04:47:04
Speaker
Oh my goodness. What are talking about? the Canadian wannabe Cuban dictator. but I'm multi-country-ish.
04:47:15
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Multicultural? Cultural appropriation, Fidel. Bongs. Sometimes. but i feel like all All I have to say is that you got a cooler mustache than anybody on the panel.
04:47:29
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for that Thank you. so very low because nobody feel allowed they can get there step for bri Took me discipline and a lot of balls. I'm going to see my beard.
04:47:42
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Thank you. No shave November. This has been a paid broadcast by Cuba. No, not November. I'm going to ruin that tonight. until Probably not.
04:47:55
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Definitely tomorrow. I shaved today.
04:48:00
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See, ah, I don't necessarily bug it all off. I'm just trimming the dead end so it grows. It's no nut November. And this, I ain't fucking touching this.
04:48:11
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Oh, I already nutted two. I did that twice. Yeah, I think mama done better. So I'm about to wait and break that tomorrow.
04:48:25
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I fucked up. Did you realize that? Oh, no, she's awake. but but She said, wait, what? boom No Nut November was the was invented by incels, okay?
04:48:37
Speaker
Yeah, they're insane. What's that word? Incel? It was invented by angry lesbians. Involuntarily celibate. No, I said, I'm going to protest.
04:48:50
Speaker
Incel is the name of the company that took over my last job. What? what Yeah, i good and so... is the name of the company that... Hold on a moment.
04:49:04
Speaker
Encel or Incel? What's the difference? Incel. What's the spell yours? I-N-C-E-L. Okay, now. Different. failures
04:49:15
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i am ceo guys but yeah friend Incels are involuntarily celibate because they can't get laid. That's why November was invented.
04:49:29
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It's No Nut every month for them, but they just made it rhyme. but patia Brittany, what you got going on there? It's No Shape November. My beard came in real quick.
04:49:44
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I have a question. question a ah You're doing better than Lazy. Oh, yeah. yeah yeah He nailed it. I just decided not to do the mustache because I don't want to fuck with Johnny Bongs. He's the king.
04:50:04
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He's got it unlocked. That mustache. Especially he twirls the ends. That's amazing. but you know lot of care care product he wasn't If he wasn't running Cuba, he would be like tying people to railroad tracks. did. How do we know I can't do pool? Come on now. That's true, Johnny Monks. I didn't mean to limit you like that.
04:50:25
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Multitasked. good i Yeah, I did. Damn it, Johnny. you look ah get You want to go to the railroad with me?
04:50:36
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No. go right now want show you the trains. I wasn't even in the Boy Scouts, so don't even know how to untie the knots. to untie the knots.
04:50:49
Speaker
Wait, who else did a drink? I forgot. Now your soul and your butthole are safe. It's not a face, mom. It's not a face, dad. What the fuck?
04:51:03
Speaker
Blake only shops at Hot Topics.
04:51:08
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Blake only shops at Hot Topics. And Spencer's. Oh my god, Brittany.
04:51:20
Speaker
It's so crazy how quickly you turned into a man. Oh my god. They just attached the penis, that's all. ah Everything about me is confused right now. has facial hair.
04:51:38
Speaker
<unk>y a yeah but it and has facial hair it I appreciate you calling me. has facial hair.
04:51:52
Speaker
That's okay. So many questions. You look so emo and like i just... What the fuck? Okay, what's that Adam Sandler? He looks like... What's the fucking Adam Sandler? Nicky.
04:52:09
Speaker
Little Nicky. What the fuck? He's a little Nicky. He's a little Glicky. He's a Glicky. That's good one. but That's a good one.
04:52:23
Speaker
Oh, my God. I'll have that one. I'll take that. I don't get click done already. goodness. like my good Dude, hashtag little Gliggy.
04:52:37
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That was fucking on point.
04:52:42
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Oh my god. I guess you have to call it a night. Good night, guys. I'm not going to get better than that. I love how sick you guys are to forget that I actually have hair.
04:52:55
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Oh shit, Glick has hair. its It looks like he stole Lazy's hair too. I don't have hair. I know. because Exactly.
04:53:08
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it's deep
04:53:11
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Shut up, powder. Nobody asked you. For Christmas, we're going to do a GoFundMe for locks for Lazy. Dude, I'll donate. I will trim my beard and some of my pubes and we can put them on Lazy's face.
04:53:29
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Perfect. I got someone who does a good weave. Why we just make a hat and just send all of our hairs to one hat? Yeah. Popped up out of nowhere. I know. You're just being weird for that We'll call it the cum goblin. shit. Cum catcher.
04:53:51
Speaker
and we'll call it we'll call it come goblin oh oh yeah tom cutcher oh Is that what the two's long eyelashes are like?
04:54:03
Speaker
They're like cumbrellas? therefore I've never heard that. before We
04:54:19
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No.
04:54:24
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no oh not and Make a beard out of it, Jedi. That's fine, Brittany. You can. The rest of you, I'll hold your love giving you my chest hair.
04:54:36
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Nope. I'm not giving up the beard. On the birthday of Christmas, coming in today's evening. Johnny Boggs is all serious down there, too. He's like, I'm not giving up my beard for anybody. I'm not shaving my beard. I'm not giving up my beard or my country.
04:54:54
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I've been warned. mean There's not enough to do so, beard or country. Yeah, but when I go to the barber and he trims me up and cleans i can tell him to put that all in a bag and then I can nut in said bag and then I can send it to Jedha. When I go to the barber they're like, why are you here?
04:55:14
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when i go to the barber they're like why are you here Yeah, they kick you out. Well, you don't need the barber because the cum will just like, you can just smack it on your head and that's how it's stay there. They just kick you out. Plop, plop, plop, plop, plop. Brittany is not how keep your hair out.
04:55:28
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When you show up to the barber with all the donated hair. From all of us. right here on the night because The nonsensical network Jedi. That you snubbed. And you and and you you disregard. I brought an audience.
04:55:45
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ah and audience make You look like a real man. And we want to donate beard hair. And and the hair to your head. Only send me your gray ones. clicked I don't want. that yeah We want want to take care of you.
04:55:58
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We want to make you look like a real man. and then And you choose hey half a beard over your head. I'm boy. It's a good thing I like Drew, even though he's half the beard I am.
04:56:14
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Already martin already starting with the newbie, huh? I started soon as you came in here and I realized that Jedi was there and not here tonight.
04:56:28
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um I am here. Still some jealousy. Yeah, I'm very jealous. And Blake was a jealous god. Shut up.
04:56:40
Speaker
Shaman's a real friend. Shaman's my boy. He was here before the show started. He was at work and he took time out of his evening to come and scare me. Who brought the Shaman?
04:56:52
Speaker
Who brought the Drew? Who brought him? and don't let thanks By the way, I'm happy to be here. I like being nonsensical all the damn time.
04:57:04
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Who just hangs out and listens and laughs at my jokes? Not Jedi, but Shaman. but Yeah.
04:57:15
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They're pretty. Yeah, Lazy. Pox, bitch. You're all a bunch of floors. Homie gang with me, not Jedi. I'll be back in a few minutes. show me ah same Gang gang. Gang gang.
04:57:31
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and do I like gangs. Yeah. What is your gang sign? a Yeah, that makes sense. but check What percent? What percent?
04:57:45
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a Hey, guys. I love you. You want to give me trip walk?
04:57:56
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ah go There it is. my God. I'm part of the Asperger's clan. You and me brother.
04:58:03
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oh my yeah ah well unbar the asperger's clan me you me book brother yeah well Hey, Glick, why are you here in hell? am I might even make fun you, Johnny. I just thought I'd just bring that in. I love you, brother.
04:58:24
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I'm just taking my fucking pics. As a matter of fact, Johnny is like one of the most talented artists I've ever met, dude. He's fucking really bad. Johnny's fucking really good.
04:58:39
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Fuck yeah, dude. Dude, here's shit, dude. Likewise. likewise Fuck yeah, dude. Fuck yeah, dude. I did.
04:58:52
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I'm gonna try this tomorrow. um don I'm trying to sell this piece of art. I do wood burning and stuff like that. Johnny, that's what I was trying to talk to you about. You should get into that.
04:59:09
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I have seen people do some awesome things with wood burning. It looks difficult as shit, though. but not but and It's so relaxing and the smell of the my wood burning is awesome. oh shit.
04:59:22
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It's just relaxing. do wood burning. I usually just throw it into the pile, though.
04:59:30
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oh thank That's the easy way to do things.
04:59:37
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Or sometimes I might do some Santo Palo. Here's one that I did. Yeah. Wow, you're really good at that shit. nine Nice.
04:59:48
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I got a tattoo on my leg. you Hey, fuck yeah. Hey, you know what? I got something like that, too. Seriously. goes talking of the job Dude, I do sculptures as well. I got something like that.
05:00:01
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Nice. So. Yeah, dude. Because don't want to feel like that. You know what mean? Nice. don't want to pull the e-brake. That's fine. Yeah.
05:00:11
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I like, I want to, and I like, fuck dude, let's Fuck Art is cool, man. So what kind of sculptures do you make?
05:00:23
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Um, so I'm, uh, okay. It's a long, long, long story. They're invisible sculptures. We have a couple hours still, so go ahead. Um, hang on, let me do a background off.
05:00:38
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Oh, they serious I got his nose in my face. There we All right. But then I realized that... right like i'm a so i'm ah i'm an I'm a network engineer, but I was a software developer and all that shit for a long time. and but so like Even now, I do a lot of electronic art. so All my stuff is like soldering. notice that and like i do a lot of metal work.
05:01:02
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so All my shit's like um crazy, like weird. and yeah It's hard to explain. Abstract. But yeah, it's abstract. It's abstract. It's abstract. love that.
05:01:14
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Yeah. it's all i have but I have a big toy hauler and I do all that shit in. Next weekend, I think, going do a big thing on that. So if you come join my channel, you you can watch me and do a bunch of stupid shit.
05:01:26
Speaker
For sure. i already subscribed to it I'll check that out for sure. cool So you make shit out of a electrical power now? Yeah. That's what's up. I love that. That's cool.
05:01:37
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I did junk sculpture competition one time and won. Yeah, that's kind of what it is. That's good to put it. It's junk sculpture. um But it's more, um I can, I actually make it um functional.
05:01:52
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so my So my, my, my sculpture is actually like started into circuits and I can actually, I actually have memories and all that stuff. It actually remembers what to do and I can make a move and all that crap. So yeah, I'm a nerd. That's awesome.
05:02:06
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oh yeah and was that i have a different way of doing it. I love learning about other people's art and stuff like that. so that's That's awesome. I'm a technical nerd. I'm a technical nerd. It's a long story. like i said I don't even know how to explain it sometimes. i Clearly, heart-free right now. yeah I'm really drunk too. so this is me That'll do. And on that note, cheers.
05:02:42
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Cheers. Cheers. Cheers. Did you say you were shy? Maybe a little bit. Shy. I'm sorry. I wish I had some good drugs
05:02:56
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right now, honestly. our just did i we have some good drugs right now honestly
05:03:06
Speaker
Where do you live?
05:03:10
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San Diego. You're on the opposite side of the fucking country. Right on. I only have weed, but... had to actually quit smoking weed. um my I had a bit of a scare.
05:03:29
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like Well, so, okay. Another story. We're not supposed to be talking about this too much. Okay, we won't. a I shouldn't have brushed it up. I'm getting in trouble getting comments.
05:03:44
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do People don't like it. But I'm Maryland, so it's legal. So I like, ah like fuck it. It's legal here, too. just here, too. have a thing in my lung. It turned out to be not cancerous.
05:04:01
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I just figured out like benign. Yeah, it's
05:04:06
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from a girl that smoked weed his entire life to that. I can't smoke anymore. It's fucking crazy.
05:04:14
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else
05:04:18
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Oh, Scotto. Oh. Scotto! Not Scotto.
05:04:27
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Well, um'm I'm glad that you're good. Oh yeah, thank you. I can still feel it. It's weird. It's like right here. i can still feel it. It's like this little lump, but it's not a bad lump.
05:04:41
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What that means? ha Yeah. That's the lump that brings all the boys to the yard. It brings Scotto. yeah And Scotto is better than yours.
05:04:54
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By the way, every time Scotto comes, everyone's like, Scotto! And Scotto is like, no! ru That's why I love Scotto. Yeah. and just got oh one Good dude.
05:05:04
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He's halfway humble. Halfway? yeah yeah You haven't met me yet, then. No, he's just funny as shit. I'm really humble, honestly. he's just He's my best friend, in a way, on online. He's fucking really cool.
05:05:24
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How long have you done this? what how long have you done Like four years or so. Hell yeah. Not bad.
05:05:36
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It's a small world after all. We all found each other on this bullshit network. He did it really good. I can't do that.
05:05:48
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If Jedi was here, he loves it. That's fucking hard. Look how long my tongue is. like ah yeah look where my tongue is scream You're drunk.
05:06:03
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It's funny. It's funny. have a question for you. forio Four bands. If you were stuck on an island for one year and you had, I'm going to say four bands to listen to, watch on a computer,
05:06:27
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Oh, you said four bands. I'm like, what do I need money for if I'm fucking on an island? My man. No, you don't even... You can just watch them. What four bands would you decide to listen to for that year?
05:06:42
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Dipply Doo.
05:06:44
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um
05:06:47
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Sayonara.
05:06:50
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Broke us, Helm. And Igor.
05:06:56
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but yeah. a What? me
05:07:03
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My brain hurts.
05:07:07
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Those are bands.
05:07:10
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The third one. but say Broke a sound? Yes, I feel like I've heard that one.
05:07:19
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Maybe. They sound like movies. They don't even sound like bands. I listen to Experimental Metal. Oh, nice. Okay. right. right I feel you.
05:07:29
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That's what's up. Jeez, but those are the most wild questions. I mean, answers I've gotten from that question. Because I ask you everybody. What they say?
05:07:41
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Metallica? Some have, yeah. I like Slayer. Okay, I'll give you i'll give my deicide. don't know.
05:07:55
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Limp Bizkit. ah R.I.P.
05:08:02
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paris Sam. and but I like Blue Osnord. i just You could just stop answering this question.
05:08:14
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I don't know who the fuck you're talking about. Stevie Ray Vaughan?
05:08:24
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He's like Jimi Hendrix. Stevie Ray Vaughan. I like avant-garde black metal. I like a lot of black metal. I don't know. Okay. Do you like Gwar?
05:08:38
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Gwar? Gwar. Yeah. I love Gwar. grew up with Gwar. I just wouldn't stand in the front row. ah um I remember the first time I saw Gwar back when I was like, fuck, dude.
05:08:53
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he was I don't even remember how it was. It was like back in 1996. and yeah and they and they shot they shot a bunch of fucking bullshit in the stage and I was being fucking flung. I was crowd surfing. was like this and the shit got hit my face and like and and the entire place opened up and I fell straight the flat of my head. I'm like, oh about fucking died. That was fucking gory.
05:09:18
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That was gory as fuck. I never, okay, I learned my lesson about crowd surfing like that because, you know, I crowd crawl.
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Like I, I get two men to like grab my foot and I say like shoot me up in the air and then I crawl on people on their heads and shoulders.
05:09:39
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i quit gru up I just don't do anymore. Like I was at, I went and seen, um, um, I went and saw cannibal corpse and I used to hang out with them.
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mean Municipal Waste. About three weeks ago. one Good one. and yeah I just want to see my buddy's band tonight.
05:10:02
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linda Oh yeah, right on. I was wondering about that shirt, actually. Yeah, it's my buddy's band. Cool.
05:10:12
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They're definitely metal for I love... good more like way Was actually a really good show. i've seen Calum O' Corpus like way too many fucking times. I was like... but us always Was a sick ass thrash metal band. That was fucking dope.
05:10:26
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They're not even a band anymore, aren't they? No, they're a badass band. Yeah. I bought their hot sauce. Hang on, let me get it. They have hot sauce?
05:10:37
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Dude, I need it. I fucking need it. I love that band. I've seen them. It's been years, but they're so good. So thrashy.
05:10:50
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um love that type of shit. There are a bunch kids in the mosh pit tonight, too. and Oh, my buddy Ricky he brought his one-month-old girl. rather play to That's fucking sick. Actually, I'm going to bring it up.
05:11:10
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Slime and Punishment. Fuck yes, dude. That's awesome. Here's the record. about the record this week? Oh, you have a sign, too. Fuck yeah.
05:11:25
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That's so cool. That's insane. I like metal. Oh, it's even signed, dude. Hell yeah. I thought you were cool before, but now you're even cooler. Hey, we're fun.
05:11:39
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Yeah, you belong to our thing. I keep trying to get um some like metal bands for Glick to do the Tuesday night's Glick's House of Music.
05:11:54
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but He's not a like metal music person, so I think he's been slacking it. He needs more metal in his life. Yeah, he does. Amen.
05:12:07
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Amen. I go down the streets blasting this shit. like I like Parkway Drive, too. They're not like hard, hard metal. I've heard them a while back.
05:12:19
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Good stuff. Yeah, i like Parkway Drive. yeah This is a really good hot sauce, too. and You can't only buy this at the fucking show, apparently, because I wanted to buy more. Dude, I was literally going to look it up and try to get some.
05:12:31
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You can't buy it. It's kind of shittily. I wanted more. it was really guy i ate the shit out of it I'm like, this is so good. I looked it up and was like, nope, show only.
05:12:43
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Fuck. They had a hot sauce like that before. That was harder than that one, apparently. and I can eat hot sauce like a motherfucker. I'm a hot sauce. I'm a saucy dude. I love hot sauce. but okay That's so great.
05:12:59
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I got a delicious shit. Fucking habanero.
05:13:03
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Fucking love it, man. Fish on wings, it's fucking good. Cholula is my go-to.
05:13:16
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Fuck yeah. Let's keep going. I stay strapped with my hot sauce, for sure. Hot sauce is going to be rare. one time Let's see. like my hot sauce. Let's go with Cholula Pond, elderly.
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like my hot sauce flavorful. Let's go.
05:13:42
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yeah You're not drunk. Let's go with the little man here. I can't have a hot sauce that is going to just overtake the flavor of the food that I'm eating.
05:13:56
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who you do Not doing it. I'm not drunk. just like hot sauce. I feel that, dude. yeah aye Everybody has to have a hobby. I'm just a cheeky bastard. I'm drunk as shit.
05:14:10
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We can go ah El Yilpatan. Oh, shit. I got some of that right here. Hell yeah, bro. What's up?
05:14:22
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Yeah, shit's good, man. it's Really good. This one's the habanero. This one's the black one, too. It's fucking crazy. ah Okay, man.
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and Yeah, dude.
05:14:36
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Johnny, take control of your panel. I have no idea what the fuck.
05:14:43
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i am just along for the ride. How many sausages can you eat? It's supposed to be his fucking show. and ahead I got the munchies.
05:14:56
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Hell yeah. yes Can you guys keep... Dude, I just devoured half a duck. Feel that. My stomach can handle anything.
05:15:07
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Half a duck? Yeah. Fucking...
05:15:13
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There's fucking leg bones. There's fucking... You should use a gun for art. Huh? Like a staff or something. You were fucking nuts, dude.
05:15:28
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What? It's a knee joint. and No, I'm not talking about you. I'm talking about... true
05:15:36
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fuck and My brain hurts. I need to smoke some more. oh
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I'll still be listening. um fun Right here. Hell yeah, girl. hey think of some really good... You know what?
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I don't know what.
05:16:03
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Oh, my God. That's not Blake's fault. That's not Blake's fault.
05:16:10
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Did you have a good Halloween? good Did you have a good Halloween? Fuck, yeah. i't know too much for it, though.
05:16:20
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I scared the shit out of some kids. It was awesome. And I made some mom pee your pants.
05:16:30
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I slept the whole time. Cool. i Well, I drank a whole bunch like for 48 hours and ate a bunch of mushrooms. people but How did you sleep when you had mushrooms?
05:16:43
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I'm sorry. I didn't sleep. I drank. I didn't even sleep. I drank for 48 hours and I ate a bunch of mushrooms. And then I slept. And then I slept for like at least 12 hours, maybe 18 hours.
05:16:54
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And I woke up this morning at 3 in the morning. um well It has to be 6 a.m. I'm going to go to the bar. It was 3 a.m. I'm like, fuck. So I just sat there on Marissa's panel for Marissa's sparkle. only her before, but yeah, no, I've been partying hard.
05:17:12
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Sounds like a man. Are you going through like a midlife crisis? Is that, I mean, that's a good question. Actually, that's the best question I've been asked a while.
05:17:24
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I could. Yeah. like And I will. I am. ah no Your fucking panel. ah greg You've been gone for like fucking ever.
05:17:36
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I can. will. and Yes. It's going to happen, Click. That's a good point. I have no idea. know what else is going to happen? I got to go to bed. It's 100% going to happen. What's up?
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it's one hundred percent of
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shaman it yeah yeah was up
05:18:02
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Take care, brother. You have a great night. see yeah Good to see you, Shannon. Shannon, love you. too Love you, too.
05:18:16
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I'm going to have a wet dream myself, so hopefully. He's going to have a wet dream about, you know.
05:18:26
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I don't know. I'm hoping it's a surprise. Let's see what happens. I hope I surprise you. and bunch Roll the fucking dice.
05:18:35
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Roll the dice. Whatever happens, happens. you know happening so What happens in Dreamland stays in Dreamland unless you tell the therapist. I'll meet you on Dreamland.
05:18:48
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I'm about to get you.
05:18:53
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All right, y'all. Y'all have a good man. You too, man. Have a good day, brother. Love you, man. Thank you for coming by. Thank you like for having i've been watching I've been watching the Portland riots, and last night I fell asleep to it.
05:19:11
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Yeah, it makes sense. I had a dream about being in Portland and running around Portland and trying to figure out how to navigate where to go. who turned to be this huge market.
05:19:23
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and People were trying to sell and deal. and then like I had a bear in my and my cabin that was trying to stay How terrible is your life that you're watching the Portland riots?
05:19:37
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That's not bad. They've literally been going on for six fucking years. i mean but god I don't how to explain that. sure and Are you in Portland?
05:19:52
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No, I'm in San Diego. how Well, I mean, not much better, but
05:20:01
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Well, that's pretty rad I'm not gonna lie I live it up Fuck, yeah So you're coming to Ohio for the roast?
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um No
05:20:17
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He's like, let's see how drunk I get and see if I make it there. go to Just say, no. I'm in Ohio and I don't want to come to the roost because it's just going to be that. yeah He's being a little bitch about the whole thing. He's like, I'm just going to pull the mic if you guys say something stupid. Nobody's being a bitch about anything. I literally... You signed up for this.
05:20:38
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the Whatever we say, you have to get over it. It's my idea. It's my idea. Yeah, great. Okay, and?
05:20:49
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I just said I'm going to be rabbiting you guys on 8 Mile. And I'm going to take the mic out of your hand and I'm going to say everything all everything you guys are going to say before you can say it.
05:21:03
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Nope. And I'm going to throw a mom's spaghetti on you.
05:21:08
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I don't know why you would throw your... You don't even know your mom. You said eight miles. It made me think of mom's spaghetti. Mom was in Arizona with a sister that she likes more than she likes to do. I've been craving spaghetti all fucking night. Ram and got jumped.
05:21:23
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Through what? You're cheddar, Bob. Just so you know. Ram and Em got jumped. Now I have them on cheese. Yeah, you're cheddar, Bob. You're going to shoot yourself in the lake.
05:21:36
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ah I got it now.
05:21:41
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yeah Oh my goodness. Fuck my life. Cheddar. Ooh, I'm hungry. I want cheese.
05:21:53
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You're the biggest girl I've ever seen in my life. Fuck you. You can suck my fucking big toe.
05:22:02
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and suck my fucking big toe Legit, you are the skinniest fat girl I've ever seen in my entire life. but Thank you. I take that as a compliment. yeah joe I'm jealous of you because I wish I could eat the way you eat.
05:22:20
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yeah You did see me down that whole fucking plate of food. That's right. Yeah, because that would legitimize why I'm so big. Brittany will tell us what she just ate on top of the seven peanut butter and jelly sandwiches she ate live and and i've and I've gained 75 pounds.
05:22:43
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I can't even tell you what all I put on that plate. I put like a little bit of everything. Dude, your fucking plate was piled up. Shut the fuck up.
05:22:55
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yeah way
05:22:58
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I mean, I guess that makes sense for your size, but... He's so less than what you huge, dude. i stood next to him and I'm like, what the fuck? I was legitimately scared that he was actually going to put me in a trash can.
05:23:17
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i was waiting for him. I'm literally an Ohio thing Yeah um literally um I'm Like right around pounds compared oh my like um butter calm your eyes down scott o You can attend calm down you could do that. Yeah. a big boy.
05:23:42
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I just realized. Make it larger. so cute. Your face is poking through the back it. I am flexible.
05:23:51
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yeah just really make it larger it's took heat your face is poking through the back of yeah i am flexible You never miss a fucking beat, dude. That's amazing. i just realized it. Oh, my God. I was like, it's big boy season, bitches. Oh, got him excited. That's what he's dreaming of tonight.
05:24:20
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Sorry, this big this big boy is taken. oh It's the holiday season. The holiday.
05:24:32
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Mama's ready already ready to fight somebody. Are you ready for the holiday inn?
05:24:38
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That was lame. Sorry, I'm not there to make good jokes sometimes. My bad. Yeah, you're not invited on this stage. etc I have this discourse over that treat like a personal diary.
05:24:57
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have... ah i I have a channel called Happy Holidays. And what I will do is go out to like, what is today? And like today is like National Chocolate Chip Cookie Day.
05:25:10
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So I will Google some chocolate chip cookie porn and drop it in that channel. I can get down with that. It's like a Christmas calendar.
05:25:22
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Hold on a damn second. Like calendar. I'm not surprised by this, but. chocolate chip corn. Dude, there's everything. Okay, so that's my my thing. Let's say I need to go to Google Images.
05:25:38
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Picture pumpkin pie or bell peppers or roses or whatever, don't whatever it is. But I get this picture and after it's done, I put the word porn after it and see what comes up on the images tab.
05:25:57
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You learned some things. Very specific. That's easier way maybe find what I'm looking for. very specific they're doing y one baby and for that yeah easier way maybe to find what i'm looking for come fine No, my my I don't really watch porn that much. I have it up here.
05:26:25
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I'm a very imaginative. I in my head. So I'm like, good. I love it. and i remember i images and then i like i can make them up in my head so i'm like why on Princess.
05:26:43
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Maybe it's from watching all the porn sites. There you I don't it. That's a good question. Everybody on the panel, what is your preferred porn site?
05:26:58
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Motherless.com. Wait, what? Motherless. He was really cool. would have to agree with that. would have to agree with that. That was like, he didn't even finish his fucking sentence. What do you get watch porn?
05:27:16
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Pornhub? I'm a single guy. What do you want? Oh, come on now. that That one's... I'm trying to get your answer. No, I like to Yes! Yes! but do you now i like to watch ah gifts let's go yes mr hill challenge But there's no sound to them. That's fine. You make your own sounds.
05:27:42
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Dude, she nailed it. That's too much work. greatest The greatest porn site on the interweb. No, not Pornhub. XNX. x x and x Oh, dude, that with the fucking blue background, thats that takes that around. Come on No, that's that that is the best. It's been around forever, and it is the best. Look how excited he is about this. Oh, my God.
05:28:07
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He's like, yeah. like, yeah. That's my jam. Until last week, I didn't even know she watched porn.
05:28:18
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And she was like, yeah, I watch porn. You want to watch porn together? I'm like, yeah? i do actually you're not enough for me so let's go watch a video no actually she's like i only watch lesbian porn and i was like uh i will say that is one for me that ah well i also lost i also watch a lot of uh midget amputee gang bangs but yeah Nugget porn is hot.
05:28:50
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Nugget porn is hot. great i What is this? What is this glossy? imagination is good enough. That's amputees. Amputee porn is nugget porn. Oh, is it really?
05:29:05
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Yeah, that's what it's called. I mean, I watch midget porn, but really I watch it. I might eat now. he Don't try and steal that. That's from ah the one stand-up comedian. He says it's called nugget porn.
05:29:22
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Do you watch midget porn? Oh, I love midget porn. Also, if a girl has no legs and she slides across the floor, would she slide snail? na hu Or a bunch of midget lesbians?
05:29:37
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I have a question for panel. Haven't pedophiles ever heard of midgets? Ha! That's a good question. No, that's a good question.
05:29:48
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Wait a minute. yeah all Wait a minute. Counter question. Those of us who enjoy midget porn, are we secretly pedophiles and we don't even know it?
05:29:58
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I think so.
05:30:02
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um i to be I hate to be canceled. There we go. for bigling I hate to be the other side of the sword. Hey, guys, don't forget to like share, subscribe. How you doing? How you doing? My name is Glick. I'm a habitual line crosser. And if you put a line out there, I'm going to run that.
05:30:26
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This is my life. rest of my life I'm not even going to be delicate about crossing your line. I'm just going to prison-sex your line.
05:30:39
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I'm going to roll Benjamin for that line. I
05:30:47
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those four like this take sometimes sometimes like to say if there was a line between right and wrong, I would have snorted it by now.
05:30:58
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was thinking... thank you If it's wrong, i don't want to be right. I'm just saying. I'm going to start right off his leg right there.
05:31:10
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Yeah, my name is Blake. How you doing? The views and opinions. Actually, in all honesty, the views and opinions of the Nonsensical Network are this guy's.
05:31:22
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ah might head out of here shortly. I'm getting fucking munchies. We're all going to head of here shortly. We have We have 29 minutes left. I think... Double T-A-N-Y. Who the fuck are you talking to? I'm talking to you, Slore. Who's you?
05:31:45
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Sloreface McGillicuddy. ah Oh, me. Okay. Oh, my God. Oh, my God. Give me the strength. I ain't ever hit a woman before in my life, but sometimes I just want to...
05:31:58
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yeah I'm just giving out knowledge. Whoever said it's useful to. Johnny's a country to run. He ain't got time for semantics. put the same in semantics. i'm just giving out knowledge because every side it's useful to but yous get knowledge cubra if you like but johnny's got a country to run he ain't got time for semantic ah the i put the same and in semantics but you talking you hit a word button there doesn out for that That was my ex-girlfriend's name.
05:32:31
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Without missing a b um but all that I just...
05:32:43
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well my lanceta i can't but peter yeah i bet your i bet your preacher pappy's real proud of you right dead Oh, shit. I don't know. talking about dead relatives?
05:33:02
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Who knows what happened to you? That's so funny. Let's do dead priest jokes. three outmo parents was in He wasn't a priest. He was a preacher.
05:33:15
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It wasn't Catholic. He wasn't a blue boy toucher or anything. it was Pentecostal. He didn't like do the snakes and shit those are thing i'm like that. I'm sorry. It was funny. okay oh Your grandpappy was a snake toucher.
05:33:32
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Yeah, he was. Come here, little boy. Let me touch your snake. but You're going to hell. just you know yeah that I'm going to hell. well Trust me, Bray. I don't ah was done right. Like I said earlier, there is a special place to help us.
05:33:50
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Sometimes. There might be a special one. Hey, know what? we're all going to pray together. There's nothing to worry about. all going have a good time. We're going to do this and help.
05:34:05
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Just so you know. We're going to do this. We're all gang gang. Come on. We're gang gang. a the we gonna do no out ta gang again We're going to have our own gang in hell. That's crazy. That's Queen Gay Gang.
05:34:27
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That's crazy. That's crazy, guys. We're going to hell. oh yeah. Oh, look, this is back. Oh, sorry. Sorry.
05:34:38
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Who the fuck is that? oh and let's just I'm glad I didn't do it. I'm back, bitches. If you like wieners, wear a black hoodie.
05:34:50
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oh you mad fucking watch thank god it wast your shoulder if you if you like winner wear a black hoodie
05:35:00
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yeah I'm sorry. i had to go work in the front door in a strip club. I apologize. That was the back door. It was your back door that was being worked. My back door was fine. That was your back door's main question, please. That's what he said.
Sports Rivalries & Church Anecdotes
05:35:19
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That was a quick trip for you then, huh? What'd you make? 75 cents? Yeah. It
05:35:28
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was an hour. hate don wantar you don't want He's like, uh, uh, uh. No, no.
05:35:39
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He turned into... Do you want to go into details? Oh, glad we're going to details. They don't pay a lot. know Brittany wants no details. We got 20 minutes.
05:35:51
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We got 20 minutes. We got 20 minutes. Oh, my. Oh, my.
05:35:59
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but That's not how long it lasts. I love you, buddy. I love you, buddy. Good people.
05:36:13
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It's going to happen. Johnny, I did stop by. He has his own podcast. Are you ready to watch the Beefalo Bills put up 475 points on my camera in a couple weeks?
05:36:30
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The Browns are going to eat ass. I know they're they're already eating ass.
05:36:36
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um he I'm Fucking. Holy shit. As I said, are you ready to watch your beefalo bills put 475 points on my Browns?
05:36:49
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You know, maybe. Well, you know what? hey we turn this move on If it's 475 points, Brittany will give you a bullet job at the end of the night. oh Yeah.
05:37:01
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Well, you're going to get blowjob or a milkshake on your head. I feel like personally it's not going to be 475 points there,
05:37:15
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hu Apparently K-Mag doesn't watch football and he hasn't seen the Cleveland Browns play or attempt to play football this season. light Wait, wait.
05:37:27
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So we're talking this season or in general? we yeah we Are we talking about sports ball? Because I have no idea what the fuck you guys are talking about right now. I'm with Drew at this point.
05:37:41
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oh yeah yeah i lucky Fuck the penguins. I'll punch you right in your face right now, K-Mag.
05:37:54
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and Fuck your penguins, you cunt. Penguins suck a dick. ah The whole dick, not even just a tip. It's like the balls and everything. Hey, Brittany, New Year's Eve, when I punch you in the face, you're like, oh, my God, I can't believe you just punched me in the face.
05:38:12
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Just go back to that comment. I'm going to be like, oh, my God, just got punched in the face by bitch. Congratulations. My fist is as big as your head, Brittany. I'm going to steal your car keys and leave you in Ohio Ohio.
05:38:34
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The one time I tried myself. I'm going to take your car keys. still get stuck there. Hey, Blaze, I'm going to need you to settle it down, all right? Simmer down. Simmer down, Blaze. Two times.
05:38:46
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In one year, you're going to get elected in Warren, Ohio at the underground lounge. Again. I've been in the underground, but you're more in the lounge. You know what saying? like Well, no. They didn't even They opened up late because of Michael's after party and they had to go to a different wedding. So I was just like trapped there.
05:39:15
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Just trapped. got hundred dollars trap i was our tired but bank i I remember I that was trapped. No, just one time at church camp is what I said.
05:39:26
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Well, a church camp ain't here as bad as band camp because I guarantee MD you didn't have a Bible shoved up your ass like I did a flute. All right? Settle down. No, just asked for me.
05:39:40
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Yeah. but yeah let's Let's go back to the flute story. Don't worry about it. He stores his flute in his ass. No, no, no. has been i a guy who asked me to give him oral in the prayer garden on a piece of a Bible paper that he ripped out.
05:40:01
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What's wrong with that? like Who doesn't do that? Did you, though? I did grow up Catholic. You know what Catholic birth control is?
05:40:13
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perfect Priest? Anal. I was going to go with priest. Loophole, loophole. Yeah, we just... Sorry.
05:40:29
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Father Scato, you need to save this panel. How high are you guys? We literally already... I have an avatar for that. Yeah. Come on, Scott. Whoa! That is you're not the avatar I was expecting. I'm here to spread the good word, kids. and i yeah and You're going to spread the seed, not the good word.
05:40:50
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I will say this. There's no savior for me, myself, and I i appreciate a good comeback, but you already said that, Jack. Come in. Which one?
05:41:02
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Both.
05:41:06
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The one. When you said... The one that you already said. Yeah, the one I already said. Holy fuck. No, no, Drew. The one that Drew said.
05:41:17
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Got to have what, the ring round thing?
05:41:29
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I smoked too much. It's alright, it's alright. I get it, I get it. Hold on, Brittany. I got ask you one question. Garfunkel and Oates, have you ever heard of them?
05:41:40
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Garfunkel and Oates, have you ever heard of them? Yes, of course. Yeah, loophole song. Best song. No, best song hands down that they actually wrote.
05:41:52
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I mean, the BJ song is a good one, but gar like... Stiffy's been a fucking good champ all night and all day. She's been hanging out my channel all day and she's been here all night. Fucking Stiffy, you're the best.
05:42:02
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Love you, Stiffy. Oh, yeah. Stiffy, I aye Stiffy's whole. That sounds... I don't think that's what it sounds like.
05:42:14
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I'm going to change you to Stiffler's mom so everyone actually appreciates you, okay?
05:42:21
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She's still here? think she's still here these going to bed. gotcha. Well, thank you for coming by, Stiffy. You should pop up on the panel sometime.
05:42:35
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Stiffy's the best. Yes. Stiffy's are the best. Oh.
05:42:44
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oh But it's like, you know what? I'd rather stiffy in and out of the week. Dude, how could you do not see that coming? ah so ah I'm pretty sure anybody in here... pretty sure anyone here with the bell, right? Brittany is also the best. Brittany is also the best.
05:43:06
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I didn't even... like That was no pun intended either. Like, fuck. Yeah, yeah. She literally means she rides stiffies every now and then week, boys. Line it up. Line it up.
05:43:17
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Queen's floor. Let's go. um no. Empress floor. Scotto is queen's floor. Yeah, but that sounds accurate. Yes.
05:43:29
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Yes. Oh, and then Jersey's up there, too. She's... Oh. Throwing Jersey Try not. yeah yeah I'm going hop back in on the last few minutes of the of the night. You know what I mean? like
05:43:50
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Man, Creep in the Sunset. Yeah. That's what I Better than Creep in the Moonlight. Fuck me, Jedi. I love that song.
05:44:01
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It's actually a great song. actually a great song As long as you're not singing yet. What?
05:44:11
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Yeah, no. Whoa. I'm totally on your side with that. That's why I before it got too far.
05:44:23
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yeah Brett, I'm going to need your gamer tag because just going to have to come shit on you in a couple matches. so Oh, oh, oh, oh. Oh, oh, oh, oh.
05:44:37
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um meeting Xbox? I don't have a power cord because my ex-fiancee saw it. I'm talking about PC. Oh, okay. Discord? Yeah.
05:44:48
Speaker
I'll put in the private chat. Yeah. Yeah. Pop her up. I'll add you. little mental love about Hold on. It's not really Discord. more Steam than anything. Okay.
05:45:04
Speaker
Steam. That's... Fuck. How do I do that? yeah Steam at the top right. Go to friends or profile or whatever fucking says. This is it's usually damn it. Whatever. Everybody can have me.
05:45:21
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Oh, shit. That's perfect. Don't move. yeah That's not what I meant to do. Yeah, we got that.
05:45:32
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Hold on. I meant to put it in the... Oh, perfect. There it goes. he Oh, damn it. Oh, there we go. honey well What's happening right now?
05:45:43
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I love it. Oh, no, no, no, no. Hide, hide, hide. I'm trying to delete this. So, you go to Steam. puning in the chaos need You go to your name, you right click, you hit add friend.
05:45:57
Speaker
It's got to be your bowl. i I'm trying to delete these comments off from here. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. But it's not happening. Well, that's... Okay, go.
05:46:10
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That went off. Okay, okay. I can't see that one. Hey, no, don't walk away, Glick. Fuck. It's balls. Fuck. Okay.
05:46:21
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Glick's a bitch! Oh, damn it, I like it. I'll call it now. You dirty cut, you fucking... I'm not... Fart. Fart and fairy fart bu cart fucking fart blossoms.
05:46:36
Speaker
God bless America. Ass fucks. You guys. oh ah Ass. Hey, don't bother. All right. i've heard him love it ask Fuck shit.
05:46:51
Speaker
Face down. You can't even make fun of her about her tics because you know what? They pertain to the conversation at this point in time. but yeah Anyways. saying. You're can't. I can't. can't. I can't. can't. can't. can't. I can't. can't. can't.
05:47:05
Speaker
can't. I can't. can't. I can't. can't. can't. I can't. I can't. can't. can't. I can't. I can't. I can't. I can't. I can't. can't. I can't. can't. can't. can't. can't. can't. can't. can't. can't. can't. can't. can't. can't. can't. I can't. can't. I can't.
05:47:16
Speaker
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05:47:27
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can't. I can That's exactly what that sound is. That's totally cunt-olingus. Exactly what that sound is. This is how it comes down. It calls me down, too. It calls me down, too. You can't do it either. No, I can't.
05:47:47
Speaker
I never said I could. I was making fun of Glitter. Are you leaving, Spada? No, I think it's true. Thank you for coming. Love you, dude. I'm like, i have to to bed. I'm not going to.
05:48:00
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You don't explore. Have a great night. What are you doing, Drew? What am I doing? Yeah. I probably use some mushrooms.
05:48:11
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That sounds fine. i I feel like he's the Bob Ross. hold lot Hold on. Hold on. Hold on. I feel like he's the Bob Ross of mushrooms right now. I'm going to put a pretty little mushroom right here.
05:48:22
Speaker
going to pretty little mushroom right here. Did you know why Bob Ross whispers while he paints? Because of the file? Huh? What? That's why he gets a frownie. Don't you dare speak ill of Bob Ross.
05:48:40
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Bob Ross is a fucking king.
Calming Influences & Career Reflections
05:48:43
Speaker
Because that motherfucker smokes more talk than anyone was. No, he was in the military and he was a super like corporal and he got tired of yelling ah starts like at people so much so that's why he talks really quiet now i do i do bob ross strings on my channel sometimes yeah i do he's a fucking icon wait i used to i used to be a really angry guy and i found bob ross to be my of middle oh yeah contrary to that i used to be a really angry guy like i'm
05:49:19
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Yes, my persona perceives me differently, but no, I do not. I still kind of see it in you. Yeah, you might, but my serenity moment was the other day.
05:49:31
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ah pulled up to a job. Everything was all fucked off, and I didn't scream. I didn't yell. i i didn't say nothing. <unk> yeah it took me a lot years to do it out like it was straight up fucking just surrender and like oa like i grew up i grew up doing construction and concrete guy so like du i worked the oil and gas industry so ended up going to college and getting away from that bullshit yeah i had to learn how to not be a dickhead
05:50:06
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yeah I let it out in my car while I'm driving because these people are drivers. Dude, like... because I could never be in... I was shocked about this. Like, I could never be in a vehicle with a camera on me and my boss watches because I'd be like, fuck shit.
05:50:21
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Fuck shit. Motherfucker. Stupid cuck sucker. and oh Yeah. like my trip. Yeah. But no, like, so for me, like,
05:50:35
Speaker
five days out of the week, I am literally like in charge of 14 other people. And it's like, I just, all I want to do is just punch you in the face and tell you you're fucking retarded. But yeah I cannot do that. Like I have to go from a political standpoint for you need to get a paycheck.
05:50:56
Speaker
Yeah. For well, political standpoint for the job, right? Like, so I have to be all prom and trim and proper and who cares k-bang nobody fucking cares yeah nobody cares about you you dumb long-haired bearded yeah nobody cares about you yeah this time has a be i mean if you were over here i would let you suck my dick once you know which i gotta complain to you you're my
05:51:31
Speaker
no you're my No, yeah not even a little bit. I in prison and had a choice, I'd probably bend you over the bunk bed. You know what?
05:51:43
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I would trade you to Jerevichie for half ah half a Twinkie. <unk> I would trade you to Jerevichie for nothing. You know what I'm saying, man? We would murder Jerevichie in our soul. Oh, dude.
05:52:01
Speaker
Jesus Christ. That motherfucker wouldn't stand a chance. All I'm saying is, if you have that night... You think I'm the bitch? Wrong move, motherfucker.
05:52:13
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Oh, you think I'm the bitch? Who's the bitch now? Who's the bitch now? Oh, fuck.
05:52:24
Speaker
Oh, God damn, we got Johnny Bong up in here. Shit, my bad. No worries. No worries. not about no i be was a You better put some motherfucker respect on that man's name. That's Fidel Bong's.
05:52:37
Speaker
I will always put respect on Bong's name. Never yours, but Bong's.
Podcasting & Closing Remarks
05:52:43
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Totally. and Don't ever respect me. I never will. have to give know then How long have we known each other? You get dirty cunt.
05:52:53
Speaker
I'm just the greatest podcast host of all time. Fuck you, Joe Rogan, you piece of shit. me sometimes Well, I mean, you're mildly the second best.
05:53:04
Speaker
Second. I'll give you second. Who does number two work for? So but this has been fun.
05:53:17
Speaker
He's like, you know what? I'm going to bed now. Fuck this. It has been fun, Brittany. Brittany, send me gamertag. I'll add you. I'm trying to, but y'all talk so goddamn fucking much. Well, we're like you on a Tuesday night, all right? We're like women any given night of week.
05:53:36
Speaker
What the fuck do you mean by that? but ta I'm an asshole. Double T-N-A-Y. I wouldn't give you that much credit.
05:53:47
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Who? Double T-N-A-Y. Britanny. It's Britanny, not Britanny. You know what?
05:54:00
Speaker
From a guy who has been married to a Brittany versus a Brittany, there's a big difference in that whole vocabulary. Throw it out there.
05:54:13
Speaker
Oh, amen. um i put it I put it in the private chat. Okay. Brittany, you want to close the show out? That's my steam. Dude, I don't even know what the fuck to say right now. Oh, well, you say goodnight, have a great night, and fuck all you dumb bitches who think you're better than Have a good night, bitch who thinks that you're better than me.
05:54:42
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Tomorrow we have the football game. tomorrow we have the football shit right There you go. Yeah, yeah. ah You can't forget the important part is everything comes after what I said.
05:54:56
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yeah Rick and Rick doing the football shit at what time? Fuseball. oh Thank you guys for listening. Thank you guys for writing it out. All the new people, appreciate you guys. Drew, hopefully we see you in here more often, brother.
05:55:12
Speaker
You were awesome. Jedi. Come on for Humphrey Ha Ha's on Wednesday, too. Jedi, I know we fought a lot tonight, Jedi. Our makeup session and our OnlyFans going to be amazing.
05:55:30
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Brady, are you in Discord? I complete you. and and and yeah I'm Junaversed with the D. Double D, it's been that pleasure. um Gluck, me up after segment here.
05:55:46
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I'll hop out. Sure. i'll be going live myself in just a minute. ah Most of it, because I want to i want see if I can make you puked by Gluck Gluck 5000 noises like I did Brittany and everybody else. So, you know.
05:56:00
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a But seriously, thank you guys for listening. Thank you guys for bringing it out to the panel. You guys are awesome. To the Chatters box. You guys are amazing. We love you guys in the Chatters box.
05:56:11
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05:56:29
Speaker
Way over 50,000 here on YouTube. Where's my royalty check? It's in the mail. I sent you that whole reveal there. britney reggie britons Love the panel, Jedi.
05:56:42
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Fuck everybody else. I love you, buddy. you but you you dirty cal