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Speaker: So I just put together real fast out of fucking whim. just put together Touchdown Only Parlay. Oh, Jesus. You ready? Mm-hmm.
Speaker: Jackson Dart for one rushing and receiving touchdown. Okay. Tucker Craft, one rushing and receiving touchdown. yeah Okay. Travion Henderson, one rushing and receiving touchdown.
Speaker: These are all for one touchdown, so I don't have keep saying that. Jalen Warren, Chase Brown, and Khalil Shakir.
Speaker: If I hit all those, it's a $1,000 payout. Nice. On $15 bet. Because I cleaned up yesterday. Nice. I need to... um On $80, I put $492 in the pocket.
Speaker: Nice. I need to do... I say ah every Sunday, I'm like, I'm going to place some bets. And then I don't.
Speaker: Oh, my God. They brought a snow machine into the fucking... I look at it. mark And then I get mad at myself because I don't place the bets and the parlays hit. And then I'm like, God damn it.
Speaker: right. But I need to. I need to check my fucking fantasy in our league. See if going to get fucked up. ah Dude. i've It's you and me, buddy.
Speaker: You and me.
Speaker: And you're slated to beat me by five points.
Speaker: That's it? yeah I've been eating absolute dog shit in fantasy football this year. You're 1-7. I'm 7-1. yeah I'm 1-7 in our league. I'm 1-7 in my personal league. I think I'm 0-3 in another league that started late with some guys at work.
Speaker: I'm tied with Brian for the number one spot. um I can't catch a break, man. um'm I'm eating dog shit because You look at my bench and all my players that I drafted and shit are injured.
Speaker: So I've had to rebuild and, you know, not much to rebuild with out there. Yeah. But guys are starting to come back. So, you know, maybe I could turn it around and go seven and seven and sneak into the playoff. You hopes. You got high hopes.
Speaker: I'm smoking that good shit over here. Wyatt's supposed to win today. What's that? Wyatt's slated to win today, but that's because Michael hasn't fixed his team.
Speaker: o
Speaker: He's got one, two, two that are not even playing today. Michael does. Yeah. I'm torn between Caleb Williams and Bo Nix in our league.
Speaker: i Caleb Williams is going up against the shit-tastic Cincinnati Bengals defense. Yeah, but Bo Nix is going up against Houston, and they're no fucking better.
Speaker: Yeah, exactly. Well, Houston's defense is ranked number one. Everybody's picking Buffalo to win today because they're home and they don't lose to the Chiefs at home. I think I'm going go Caleb.
Speaker: i may my Against me and Dak Prescott? Yeah. It's Cincinnati, dude. Their defense is dog trash. True story.
Speaker: ah Fucking Flacco's up there putting up 5,000 yards a game and 72 touchdowns. met Matt Ryan's throwing snowballs. They're having a snowball fight on CBS right now.
Speaker: Why are they... There's not even snow up there. They brought a snow machine in and put it out there in the parking lot. There's a fucking huge-ass pile of snow. Bill Cowher's throwing snowballs. Fuck, everybody's throwing snowballs at each other right now. It's actually hilarious.
Speaker: So, real quick, we got 10 minutes before we get into all of our other bullshit. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Let's go, let's go, let's go. Last week, we we we kind of ate shit, but in in a rare form, you ate absolute shit in your picks.
Speaker: You're a 4-9 last week. I know. last week was... on I didn't win a single fucking prize pick bet last week. I was so fucking mad. I had $100 gone.
Speaker: but but She popped... You can't see her, but she popped in down backstage and flipped us off. And then she... like Or flicked us off. Good.
Speaker: Yeah, no. Last week was was rough on picks. So let's see if we can get back into... <unk> into better form, starting with the Colts and the Steelers.
Speaker: I'm going Danny Dimes on this one. I'm going to Colts.
Speaker: I'm a little torn in this one. The Colts are on fire, man. the culture I watched the way the Steelers played Green Bay last week. I'm playing i'm going Colts all day.
Speaker: Yeah, the Colts are on fire, man, but the Steelers are playing pretty good ball. Rodgers is actually looking pretty good. I thought Rodgers would come out there and look like shit this season, but he's actually playing good. However, with that being said, I think I'm going to go with Danny Dimes and them Colts because they are scary good this year.
Speaker: ah Yeah. Definitely. Scary good. Definitely. Bears and the Kentucky Bengals. I'm going Bears. I'm going Bears.
Speaker: I like the Bears to try to turn it around. Yeah, man. I mean, the Bears are sitting at four and three. they're not They're not terrible. um Their division, they are, you got Green Bay and Detroit. Green Bay is 5-1-1. They had that high-scoring tie with Dallas a couple weeks back.
Speaker: Detroit's Chicago's 4-3 and three in Minnesota's 3-4. And four in Minnesota, now that JJ's back and people are coming back off the bench from injuries, they could be pretty good.
Speaker: That division is fun to watch, and it has been fun to watch for the last several years. Yeah. absolutely seen forth Oh, God, yeah. they'd beat Well, ever since Detroit but lit this fire under their fucking ass, they've been that that division has been a fucking blast.
Speaker: Yeah, they beat the hell out of one another. Speaking of that, minnesota's been playing Minnesota was playing good like unexpectedly with ah the Pastronaut and then Sam Darnold. like They just came out of nowhere.
Speaker: And then the Lions have turned it up. And like the NFC North has just been a fucking, period it's been a wild division. Speaking of the NFC North, matchup between the Lions and the Vikings. I'm taking Detroit.
Speaker: Taking the Lions. Yep. A smart man would take the Lions. But you're not that guy. I'm not a smart man.
Speaker: I'm going Vikings with the returning JJ. That's why I went with the Lions. ah well Golf versus JJ. And you got the Packers versus a surprisingly not bad team out of the NFC South in the Carolina Panthers.
Speaker: Oh, no, they're still bad. I mean, sitting at four and four. The Packers. Yeah, but, dude, the NFC South is a joke. Well... With the exception of Tampa Bay.
Speaker: I mean, yeah, the New Orleans Saints. And they're not consistent. I mean, they're 6-2. They're 6-2. Dude, you how many of those six games have been fucking clutch last two-minute drives? Man, and that's exciting. You're not wrong, but they didn big they i'm not gonna pick he's going to fuck up. of Oh, wait, he fucked up last week and threw a pick.
Speaker: Yeah, I think they do that shit on purpose. and they And they still won. I mean, they lost to Detroit and they lost to Philly. Those are their two losses. um'm I'm going Green Bay. ah For Tampa Bay, yeah. ah Man, where are they playing at?
Speaker: They're playing Green Bay. Against Carolina? I'm going Green Bay. yeah they're Yeah, they're playing in... In Lambeau? Yeah, they're in Lambeau, aren't they? Yeah, maybe.
Speaker: By the way, next weekend we're up early again. We're in Germany. Yes. Yes. Just a reminder so we get that pick in today. Yeah, no, always scroll over to get Monday and Thursday, and then I'll get that Sunday morning one. ah Yeah, I'm going to go Packers on that one, too. They're in Lambeau.
Speaker: I was going to go with the Panthers because my nephew got tickets, season tickets to Carolina. Yeah, telling me this story. Every home game he's been to, they fucking won this season.
Speaker: Yep. So if they were at home, I would have went Panthers, but I'm going to go Packers. Go Paco, he says. The Chargers versus the Titans. I think that's an easy pick.
Speaker: Chargers all day for this guy.
Speaker: Who did you say? Chargers versus the Titans? Chargers and Titans. Yeah, Chargers. Sorry, Derek. Titans down. Yeah, that's not really much of a sorry, but yeah. Yeah. I think he's got in the same boat as me. Like, eh, they're playing. I'll guess I'll put the game on and do other shit. He's literally just decided to fucking call it in and en golf the rest of the year. yeah Yeah.
Speaker: The Falcons versus Drake May and the New England Patriots, who are another shocking team that turned it around. Yeah. I'm going bat riots against Falcons.
Speaker: Yeah, you ain't wrong there. i'm go Well, oh, I'm so torn. the Patriots listen to the fucking... Or if the Falcons listen to their goddamn fan base and start utilizing the run like they need to with Bijan, then they'll run right through the fucking Patriots.
Speaker: But... They don't like to listen to the fan base that seems to know what's best for the team because you beat one of the top teams in the NFL using your run game and then you went completely away from it the next week and he only had 22 yards.
Speaker: So I think that
Speaker: I actually, I think I'm going to change that up. I think I'm going to go with Atlanta because they're going to go back to the run game now that they saw how badly it fucking failed. All right. got a couple couple quote-unquote lone wolves up here on the table already.
Speaker: like it. The 49ers versus the Giants.
Speaker: Scataboo-less Giants. Well, he's back in the building now. Well, he's not on the field. I'm sure if he had things his way, he'd be on the field with one leg. Oh, wheelchair. He'd be wheelchaering it down the field. He'd be like, tackle my wheels, bitch. He'd be tackle my wheels, bitch. Go ahead grab that while I'm powering. I'll cut your fingers off.
Speaker: Yeah. um Because I saw a conference with Brian Dable and in the background you heard, whoop, yes, Canaboo in the fucking hallway again. goes, yes, yes, Canaboo's back in the building. i see that. Dable had a big smile on his face. He was like, yes, he's back in the building. Yeah. on
Speaker: I think the Giants still get it done. Jackson Dart's fucking pretty good, man. Okay. And he does still have some experience in receivers and running backs. He's got Tyrone Tracy. He's got Wendell.
Speaker: Scadaboo was kind of my anchor on my fantasy teams. And I know Tyrone Tracy did pretty well for the Giants last year, so I went and snatched him up again to replace Scadaboo.
Speaker: But I'm going Niners in that one. couple more lone wolf action there.
Speaker: The Broncos versus the Texans.
Speaker: Broncos.
Speaker: Man, the Texans should be so much better than what they are. on you know You look at that team on paper.
Speaker: They have had some injuries so last season in this season. I believe Nico's back this week. So that's that's a plus. But I'm going Broncos in that one, man. I like Bo Nix. I hate to root for the Broncos because fuck John Elway. I like Bo Nix.
Speaker: the ah The Jaguars versus the Raiders.
Speaker: I'm going to Jags. Jags. But it's not without Trevor Lawrence getting his fucking bell rung by Crosby at least twice. Yeah.
Speaker: At least twice. um Speaking of ringing one's bell, I would just like to point out, ah yes, last week, the New England england Patriots smacked Cleveland right in the face.
Speaker: But
Speaker: I would like to shout out my man, Myles Garrett, on a record-setting day with five fucking sacks. Most sacks in a single game in franchise history and on the flip side of the coin, but most sacks in a single game and allowed by the New England Patriots.
Speaker: I mean... So, and he should have fucking walked in as the goddamn grim reaper for Halloween with them numbers. And, uh, cause I never did see Garrett's Halloween costume.
Speaker: He was, uh, what was he this year? Oh, he was Freddy Krueger this year and it didn looks sick. Yeah. He, he, yeah, he was Freddy Krueger for Halloween and it was awesome.
Speaker: Um, But, yeah, shout-out to Miles Garrett, and he was mad as fuck on the sidelines because the defense was putting in work and mean ah the offense was not.
Speaker: So, shout-out, man. I'm 100% behind Miles Garrett and his frustration and his anger. But shout-out to Miles last week. know You know it's going to happen, right? What a game.
Speaker: He's going to get traded. He's going to lead. Yeah, he's going to demand a trade. Yeah. And he's going to push. He's going to force a hand by saying, trade me or I'm going retire. Mm-hmm. And he's only going to stay out.
Speaker: He's only going to stay out one season before he can come back to a different team. In eight games this season so far, he's got 10 sacks. Yeah. The last two seasons, he's had 14 sacks.
Speaker: That's better than two sacks per game right there. Or almost two sacks per game. Yeah. So... Shout out to Myles Garrett. yeah i want to see I want to see Cleveland win. Obviously, that's my team.
Speaker: But I also want to see Myles Garrett go somewhere. If he's not winning... What game... want to see him go somewhere where he's going to win. What game do you want me to put Minnesota-Detroit or Atlanta-New England?
Speaker: Minnesota-Detroit. Okay. Actually, let me see what what what options I have here. I got that, and then I got Red Zone on the other TV, so...
Speaker: ah I don't have to worry about shit because I got the 425 game, so I'm good.
Speaker: I'm probably going to have Cincy.
Speaker: Oh, got the yeah yeah Bears, Bengals. Yeah, we'll put that on. Bears, Bengals. was going to say Browns aren't playing. That means Cincinnati gets CBS. um Where are we at? Who's got your Fox?
Speaker: Fox doesn't have a 1 o'clock game. Oh, they do on mine. Right now. Wait a minute. I could be wrong.
Speaker: They do on mine. Yeah, no, there's not a one o'clock game up here. That's the Detroit-Minnesota game I got on Fox. And I got Atlanta. I got Atlanta-New England on on CBS.
Speaker: Nice. Well, i got Chicago since. And then I got Red Zone. I'm going Raiders against the Jaguars. Jags. i'm going I'm going Jags against the Raiders. So we're opposites again.
Speaker: Yeah, we've got the... That's why we're attract opposites attract. Oh, for fuck's sake. What's wrong with me? I got the association.
Speaker: What's that? I drank too much last night. I didn't drink enough last night.
Speaker: I crushed a 12, I crushed a 12, a twisted half and halves and then eight bush lights. Nice. I got one bush light left. Last week I drank a lot. so the public that I didn't drink a lot this week, but, uh,
Speaker: Got the the the the dumpster fire that is the New Orleans Saints versus the Rams. I'm going Rams in that all day.
Speaker: oh yeah. Hands down.
Speaker: George Atkinson from the Raiders has died. 78 years shit. seventy eight years old oh shit
Speaker: 425 in Buffalo. Daddy Mahomes is coming to Buffalo. You're so stupid. To spank his little stepson, Josh Allen. Yeah, you got high hopes.
Speaker: i'm going but I'm going Buffalo on that. If they were terrible and I didn't have complete faith in them, I wouldn't, but they're not terrible. And I have faith because Josh owns Kansas City during a regular season. Regular season. Throw that caveat in there. ah No, i'm going I'm going Buffalo in that as well, as much shit as I'm talking. Obviously, fuck Kansas City. Fuck Kermit the Frog. Fuck Travis Swift. Yeah.
Speaker: Yeah. Oh, my God, the Kentucky Bengals on the kickoff all the way down the field. I see that. All the fucking way for a tutty. Took him 11 seconds to run down the field.
Speaker: The Sunday night game. Jesus Christ. You can probably hear that at your house right now. yeah Yeah. The Sunday night game, we got the Sea Chickens versus the Commanders.
Speaker: Jaden Daniels is back. I'm going Commanders. Is Jaden Daniels? i don't think Jaden. He is. they said he real smart you He is starting. That's right. yeah he I'm going Commanders because of that.
Speaker: I hate Seattle. I hate the sea chickens. I don't. I will be going with the Commanders as well in that one. or the Michael Penix has already been sacked.
Speaker: Fantastic. That's great for my fantasy. ah Monday night. I don't know why you picked him, you stupid fuck. He's so bad. He's actually been putting points up, bro. But he's worse than Joey B in his rookie season, and he was really bad. i mean, also also on top of it, we we were run a two-quarterback league in my personal league.
Speaker: So it was, unless you drafted your quarterbacks right off the rip, they became slim pickings real fast. Because most people did. yeah i hate that, dude. and i have I had Flacco, and then I dumped him when Cleveland dumped him, which now I'm kicking myself for because he's been killing it.
Speaker: um Jackson Dart takes off. First down. I have Lamar Jackson. I have Lamar Jackson, Pennix, and Lammer. and hope we started lammor I dumped everybody.
Speaker: Monday night foosball. The Cardinals versus the Cowboys.
Speaker: ah Kobe Percet versus Dak Prescott. yeah Cowboys. yeah i'm going now They're not coming off letting Denver put 40 on them without putting any points on the fucking board. Not happening. And they're at AT&T.
Speaker: I think Dallas is at home. so Cowboys actually does really good at home. Thursday night, we got the Broncos and the Raiders. Broncos. Oh, Raiders got a short week, huh?
Speaker: Mm-hmm. They play Jacksonville right now, and then they play Thursday, too. Yeah, so does Denver. Denver plays today. What up, Zanfuse? Yeah, yeah. Thursday night, we got the Broncos and Raiders. I said that. We're both going Broncos. yeah one
Speaker: Golf across the middle. And then I'm going to go ahead and throw. No, they're still pushing him. Oh, my God. He fucking made it. They collided. There was four fucking ah Vikings on him at the four yard line. And then two more Detroit players came in and shoved Sam Laporte into the end zone from the four yard line. Nice. We'll go ahead and make this pick because this game will be over by the time we start next Sunday. 930 in Berlin.
Speaker: Sunday morning. Falcons versus the Colts. Colts. Hands down Colts. Yeah, I was going to say that's a That's a pretty easy pick right there. We're going to go Colts across the board next Sunday morning. and he dimes hangs 40 on Atlanta.
Speaker: Yeah. And Atlanta becomes the Berlin Falcons. That's right. hey Which is ironic because Atlanta is the black Mecca and they're going to a place that in the world war was racist as fuck.
Speaker: Last week, Sunday games. and Um,
Speaker: Browns, as I said, they they look stupid. We're in the Cleveland Browns. Yeah, shout out to the did defense. Look good. Miles Garrett had an amazing game. Five sacks, you know, records across the board for Miles.
Speaker: That's awesome. JJ, watch. Shut the fuck up. You're not even in the conversation this year. Nobody cares. You're not good. You're fucked. JJ or TJ? TJ, sorry. JJ, you're better. I was thinking of JJ because I like JJ. JJ owns a soccer team now. He doesn't care.
Speaker: I like JJ. TJ's overrated and and just is dog shit. yeah ah and And no surprise in fashion, your Buffalo Bills smacked around the poor defenseless ah Carolina Panthers. I know. It was like beating up a beating up and a kid in a wheelchair almost. I actually felt bad.
Speaker: ah I'll tell you a game that shocked me last week. The Texans versus the Niners. i know why the niners You know why the Niners lost? I can exactly why they lost.
Speaker: Because they got less points than Texas? and not and a No, Mike McDaniels. That's not the reason, you stupid fucker. because Because they never found a way to incorporate CMC into that game.
Speaker: He had 40 yards. he was already Your best fucking player. And he gets 40 yards. That's the same thing with Giants in the end zone.
Speaker: That's the same thing with fucking Atlanta. Your best player, B. John Robinson. And you don't incorporate him into the game. Yeah. ah What do you think is going to fucking happen?
Speaker: Yeah, another shocker last week in an actual fun game to fucking watch, surprisingly. The Kentucky Bengals lost to the New Jersey Jets by a point. 39-38. thirty nine to thirty eight As good old JR would say, it was a barn burner.
Speaker: It was a slobber knocker. It was quite a game, actually. it was. Between two teams that nobody gives a fuck about. That's a goddamn fact. yeah Yeah. The Dolphins got back onto the winning side of things when they beat up the Falcons last week. Oh, I got to reset this because I got Penix at one sack so far.
Speaker: It's not showing on my prize picks. I haven't met more than two sacks taken Oh, damn. That was a bet that I placed. Penix, more than two sacks taken, and he's already taken one. Nice.
Speaker: bas ah Yeah, nothing i mean nothing else really major surprising last Sunday and football. The Packers and Steelers had a pretty good game going. Yeah,
Speaker: yeah like I said...
Speaker: Talked a little bit about this week's games already. Let's slide over. What's that? Are we moving on from the NFL? No, go ahead. Go ahead if you got one. No, no, no. This isn't really NFL related, but yeah. Okay. yeah We had a huge, huge sports news last night.
Speaker: The Dodgers bought their second World Series in a row. Yes. Last night, I heard that. Yep. Michael Jackson was one of them. but That's a good one. I like that. The ah the Dodgers, the Dodgers bought their second world series in a row.
Speaker: Yeah. Fucking Dodgers, man. Uh, we, They tried to talk about that for a minute last night we were going the show, it i was like, yeah, nobody cares. Superstitious, though?
Speaker: if you're so If you're a sports guy, you always have your superstitions, right? Every sports fan has superstitions. ye The last time the Blue Jays made the World Series was also the last time the Bills made a Super Bowl.
Speaker: So, the Blue Jays lost in that World Series, and the Bills lost in the Super Bowl.
Speaker: However, making it, making it would mean we finally beat the Chiefs in the postseason. You either beat the Chiefs or the Chiefs somehow didn't cheat their way. somebody else beat them yeah and and knocked them out before it got to us.
Speaker: Yes, exactly. um There we go. Yeah, it was, yeah. In the in the college world yesterday,
Speaker: The Ohio State soft eyes, they were on a bye week. No, they weren't. Yes, they weren't. No, they weren't. They played a floundering. how does How does the team come in, and I'm talking about Penn State, so good, ranked so high, and just fall apart midseason?
Speaker: Well, they thought it was the head coach, but it was not the head coach. the Literally, have become bottom barrel of the Big Ten.
Speaker: Yep. In four weeks. They're right down there with fucking Maryland and Purdue. Mm-hmm. Fighting for the bottom spot. Seeing if they can find a way to fuck somebody's season up.
Speaker: Yeah, and that's exactly what Penn State... Penn State is o and five in the conference. Yep. You know who else is winless in the car and the Big Ten?
Speaker: Purdue. Michigan State. No. Wisconsin and Purdue. all I was right with one. I knew Purdue. Maryland and Rutgers have one each i won each. They're better than Penn State. And I believe it was against Purdue and Wisconsin.
Speaker: Probably. um zero As us being Big Ten guys, I joke about Ohio State being on bye week last or yesterday because that was... I mean, however, Penn State is the first team to put 14 points on Ohio State this year. They've put the most points. They were also the first team to get a um defensive pass interference call against Ohio State this year. Yeah.
Speaker: Because um usually Ohio State's receivers are burning the fucking secondary and nobody's close enough to get that pass interference call. Okay, see, please.
Speaker: but um She stuck up Derrick Henry's ass. Michigan, um i man, I don't know if they played down to play against Purdue or if they were just having that night, but that was...
Speaker: A little bit of blood pressure causer? A little bit. little bit. A little bit. little bit. little bit. little bit. Yeah, because if you'd have lost to Purdue, your season would have been over. Yeah, it would have been done. Right now, the current standings in the Big Ten are Indiana number one, Ohio State number two, and Michigan number three. So this Michigan-Oregon number four, right? And Oregon's number four. as I'm really surprised Oregon's not ranked higher.
Speaker: So Michigan, Oregon, Iowa, And USC are all four and one in the Big Ten in conference play. or I'm sorry, Michigan's five and one. ah the other The other three or four are four and one.
Speaker: So this couple weeks away in November between Michigan and Ohio State, and also depending upon what Indiana does because Indiana is still undefeated. and Touchdown, Dustin Jefferson.
Speaker: We said it last week. hell did this Indiana team come from? Number two in the goddamn country. Yeah. Undefeated. I don't know. It's wild. um But ain't mad at it. So it could be this Michigan Ohio State could have a Big Ten championship ah on the line. Aspirations.
Speaker: It could also they've they've said several times that if Michigan can win out this year they might somehow some way sneak into the playoffs which would be cool because you'd be represented right now by Right now it's Indiana, Ohio State, and Oregon are going to be in the playoffs. there's's There's no way they're letting three Big Ten teams make playoffs.
Speaker: There's no way. No fucking way. one, two, and six in the country. It doesn't matter. There's no way. they won't they They won't because of the amount of fucking shit it would cost. How about – Hold on. I got a big one for you.
Speaker: How about your boys at SMU? Oh, I was going to get there. I was going to get there. Because this one excited me last night to tell you about it. I watched that. I watched that.
Speaker: I watched that game. Knocked off Miami.
Speaker: Huge win for that program. huge fucking win. i was going to get there, man. I see that. I was watching it and it was a closed game and I was like, could they really? ACC had some turmoil yesterday, boy.
Speaker: yeah i was like, SMU, baby. They are partying in Dallas tonight. Let's go. The ACC had some fucking turmoil because not only did SMU knock off ah Miami, but Georgia Tech got knocked off and they are no longer undefeated.
Speaker: Yeah, they got popped by a fucking, yeah, NC State. Yeah, nobody saw that. Both of them lost to unranked teams. Yep.
Speaker: So the current standing, why are we still in the Big Ten? i want and like yeah I want the ACC and they're still... Okay, so we're going to be stupid like this, huh? Okay.
Speaker: Okay, here we go. So right now you have Virginia
Speaker: at eight and one overall 8-1 undefeated in the conference. Georgia Tech's 8-1, 5-1. Pitt, Louisville, SMU... pitt louisville smu Duke all at 4-1.
Speaker: Miami's completely out of the ACC championship. They've got two losses. They're 2-2 in conference play. They're completely out.
Speaker: Yep. As of right now, it would it would be Virginia and Georgia Tech in the ACC championship.
Speaker: But, i mean, you have 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, or
Speaker: five You have five SEC schools in the top 12 right now. Why would there be a problem with three Big Ten schools being in there? I just don't think they'll let three from... They're the strongest conference in college football. and what we're what We're what, a 12-team playoff now?
Speaker: Yeah. They could because there's really only four conferences worth talking about. So they could be three from each. Yeah, Big Ten, SEC, ACC, and...
Speaker: I guess if you want to talk about the Big 12, you could talk about the Big 12. They lost most of their guys to the SEC in the Big 10. Yeah, but then they also soaked up, they picked up whoever the Colorado. and Did they pick up Cincinnati? at the yesterday Cincinnati, Colorado, West Virginia, UCF.
Speaker: ah'b Brian Dayball is throwing a fit on the sidelines again. Boy, he's animated as fuck. I love it. um Another, ah well, we had the Georgia Tech upset, the Miami upset.
Speaker: ah Cincinnati got beat by Utah. Wouldn't really call that an upset. They're both kind of up there. They were 16 and 24. Yeah. yeah So I watched that game.
Speaker: Oklahoma and Tennessee had a good game. Dude, that was a fucking game, son. That was a game. um about ah Go ahead.
Speaker: Nebraska. Nebraska and had another good game, too. um Texas almost lost their game. Like, they were up 21 fucking points and won by a field goal.
Speaker: Like, they almost dropped that game. um If they would have dropped that game, Texas would have been done. They would have been out. one no No doubt. No doubt. but I do think they're already out, honestly, but... Well, they're 20th in the country, so... Yeah. um Kind of an upset. I guess we could lead towards an upset. West Virginia beat Houston.
Speaker: Unranked West Virginia beat a ranked Houston. So... Yeah, where was Houston even ranked? 22nd. How did a defensive lineman just catch a fucking touchdown pass?
Speaker: So Scott Matlock for the defensive line for the Chargers just scored a touchdown on a pass from Justin Herbert.
Speaker: Figure that out. I did. do this Scott Matlock just caught a pass from Justin Herbert and scored a touchdown. He needs a D line.
Speaker: Huh. He's a big old fucking boy, too. Big old white boy. Like Max Crosby, plus 100 pounds. Give the big boys some love. And and and and there's CMC in the end zone.
Speaker: And, of course, it wouldn't be Sunday without saying, fuck Notre Dame, because nobody cares. Yeah, they they they drink they they won. They beat Boston College. Boston College is by the way. 1-8.
Speaker: one in eight Fuck Notre Dame. They're trash. You know, notre dame Notre Dame has two losses on there on their schedule.
Speaker: Did they really? Yeah, they lost to Miami. he And they lost to Texas A&M.
Speaker: They beat USC. Broncos just blocked the a field goal from the Texans. outside of No, Texans blocked a field goal from the Broncos. My bad. Outside of that, their schedule... His ass.
Speaker: If they make the playoffs, it's a fucking joke. They're going to make the playoffs. They always make the playoffs. They always put Notre Dame in the playoffs. And what happens every year when Notre Dame goes in the playoffs? First round out.
Speaker: They get smashed.
Speaker: Fucking Notre Dame, man. Oh, so we want to we want to be taunting, do we? We want to be sending taunts, do we? Yeah. no Is that what we want to do?
Speaker: Matt? Here. I'll go ahead and send these five TD taunts your way. I don't even know what you're talking about. ah in my in my ah in my personal fantasy league, when when a player scores a touchdown in ESPN, you can send taunts.
Speaker: So Matt just taunted me, and I've got i've got four tutties from ah Lamar Jackson, And then Teddy from Justin Jefferson, so I just sent him five taunts. There you go. Blair's got one touchdown. I've got five TDs over here. Kentucky Bengals are driving down the field, son.
Speaker: And I'm actually projected to win a game this week. Woo-hoo! Holy shit!
Speaker: oh Oh, I'm wild. Oh, yeah, I'm playing you this week.
Speaker: Oh, who's there? That's cool. That's fun.
Speaker: November 14th, Black Ops 7 drops. I know. I can't wait. I can. yeah So this is kind of sports-related because it's eSports. Did you get to play any of the the the beta for 7?
Speaker: Yeah. I thought it was all right. I like the zombies. I didn't like it. I like the zombies. I didn't like it. I thought it was too futuristic. I've been playing the fuck out. I don't even really play PvP anymore. and play zombies like crazy.
Speaker: no um We've been playing Battlefield. Battlefield? can't get into Battlefield. I'm trying. Ten times more realistic, way slower, have to play objectives, and way more team-based.
Speaker: oh You have to have comms.
Speaker: I don't care about the realistic part. I'm like Maverick with autism in a jet, bro. um i do good for I do good for like four minutes and then I fuck up and crash into the ground.
Speaker: Forgetting to eject. You know those guys that flew into the towers in New York? Yeah, that'd be me trying to fly a jet on it. I'll break into the if when I play randomly, I'll break into the military base, steal a jet, and all I do is get it up in the air and then crash.
Speaker: Yeah. because la because They shoot you down. No, they don't shoot me down. I just bring myself down. I'm not so want bad. All that work breaking into the military base because anybody who's played Call of of Duty, Grand Theft Auto, no.
Speaker: Dude, it's a hard. it's hard That's not an easy task to do. Hell no. Walk close to the military base, they start shooting at you. And then tanks come out and everything else. So.
Speaker: The fact that I was able to steal a jet on multiple occasions, I still can't fly one. I just get it up in the air and take off. and yeah Oh, double reverse for Chicago for a touchdown.
Speaker: Caleb Williams with a receiving touchdown.
Speaker: not Yeah, you heard me you heard me. Caleb Williams with a receiving touchdown. Nice. nowp
Speaker: CJ Stroud scrambling like a lunatic. Got the first down.
Speaker: I actually had that game on. What, the Bengals-Bears? I didn't even see that. You're way behind. cause I'm on red zone, so i just get clips.
Speaker: Oh, oh, oh. So far, the Caleb Williams pickup has been... What you doing, bud? I don't care. Put a jacket or something on.
Speaker: why Is it cold out up there? It's been cold. It's 57 here. I don't know what it is here. It was nice yesterday. They were calling for snow. It's 56 out.
Speaker: They were calling for snow here Friday night. I've seen that. You're welcome. theyt even call for They haven't even called for snow for us yet. Well, first it was a wintry mix.
Speaker: ah that That makes it better. Yeah. You live in the South. Any mention of snow is not good. No, you get to good you don't even bother going to the grocery store. Make sure you did that ahead of time.
Speaker: You better be watching your 10-day when you've got to go grocery shopping this time of year. yeah oh we're going to be up in the 60s this week. Great. I said, that dude it's been cold, and when it gets cold, my body fucking hurts like hell, and I've been hurting the last week and a half or so. You're old.
Speaker: I am old. I need it to just get cold and stay cold so my body can... Yeah, that's that it's that shift. Yeah.
Speaker: Yep, yep, yep. Did Penix just get sacked the second time? No. Damn. but I need him to get sacked again for my bets.
Speaker: Like it needs to happen.
Speaker: Oh, I would like to... In hockey news, I would like to shout out my Columbus Blue Jackets last week for slapping the Buffalo Sabres in the mouth.
Speaker: Only once. They lost the second one. That's okay. And then they went on and lost their next game. What the fuck just happened in the Colts game? Who lost their next game?
Speaker: did it Was that just a muffed punt? I don't know what the fuck that was. Hang on. I don't have a clue. Apparently, there was no points, so it doesn't matter. The Jackets are four the jackets are on a four-game win streak.
Speaker: Oh. And they are sitting in third place in the metropolis. but metropolis Metropolis. Come on, now, autistic kid. Metropolitan. Yeah, metropolitan. her Words are hard. Yeah, they are for you.
Speaker: They are... Well, they do that scoopy point system. they're They're three points behind New Jersey and Pittsburgh. And we're way down at the bottom.
Speaker: Aiden Hutchinson in the end zone. Way down the bottom. T.J. Hawkinson, sorry. T.J. Hawkinson in the end zone. Nice. Four.
Speaker: And there's a fag on the play in the Broncos game.
Speaker: for but but
Speaker: Minnesota's up 14-7. Yeah, they just scored. They just scored. JJ just hit Hawkinson in the end zone on a pass. Yeah. um Yeah, man. ah hockey's back in
Speaker: Hockey's back in full swing, son. Yeah, man. And I'm loving it. I love it. Sabres actually aren't doing too bad either, Buffalo. They're not doing too bad. And they're second to last place in the Atlantic.
Speaker: But they have a 5-4 record overall. So, i mean, they're not yeah doing that. I mean, they're over 500. And I love this. And I love this because I like this team. But they've tried to become a rival for Columbus. And that's the Tampa Bay Lightning.
Speaker: They're in the bottom. I like the Lightning. I do like the Lightning. But they're sitting down last, dead-ass last fucking place. You know who I've been watching? Wyatt decided he's a fan of.
Speaker: You were telling me the mammy eat allw Mammoth. Yeah. Yep. um I don't like the way that they're getting their wins because when they start a franchise, they basically get to cherry pick um players from all the teams. And that's how Vegas got their first Stanley Cup because they get to go around every team and pick the best players. Yeah.
Speaker: Yeah, I don't like that in the NHL. I do. I mean... It's cool that they... Oh, damn, that's going to be a penalty. Damn, Caleb Williams is just running all over the... Bryce Young bryce youngg had already quit running towards the en zone or towards the sideline. He was about a foot out. An old fucking dude from Green Bay just... And sent him sailing.
Speaker: You got a big one. Whoa, easy, easy there, hair killer. Scared all the prudes away. Yeah, you did. oh ah Atlanta. Yeah, no, I don't i don't like that with the NHL, but i do like that that the NHL can lock players in and say, you can't touch these guys. They can only do it to three, though. Everybody else on the team's available.
Speaker: But those three guys can make a huge difference. Yeah. Oh, yeah.
Speaker: Because you're essentially locking in your top three guys. Yeah, but if your team can't, like, that that could be just one fucking line out of four. Yeah. this is Not a whole lot happened in the fighting in fights this week, so there's not much to talk about there.
Speaker: um they do that They do that every Saturday night, right? They have Saturday night fights, and then every couple of weeks they have the pay-per-view. Last night was Saturday night main event, WWE. We have a new women's champion, Jade Cargill.
Speaker: glad I love her. women's bill um i love her. I'm so glad she finally got the title. She's smoking hot too, son. yeah she's she's a she's She's a freak of nature, man.
Speaker: Dude, that chick is... i don't I don't find muscular women attractive usually, but Jade Cargill is... She's a fucking freak of nature. I'd let her toss me around for sure.
Speaker: she She reminds me a lot of like original old school China. You know, before China got a little soft. Before she got into porn, what? Before China before china made a porn video?
Speaker: yeah Yeah. No, like she's just an absolute freak of nature, man. And I was excited when she came to WWE. I think it took way too long to put a belt on her, in my opinion.
Speaker: But um she she won the women's title. ah Cody retained. I think they're going to be setting up a Cody, Randy, Orton's storyline here before long.
Speaker: Are they going to have Randy play heel again? and You know, I think i think in all honesty, the way Cody's won or retained his title the last couple times against Drew McIntyre, I think we might get a Cody heel turn.
Speaker: Ooh. Because even last night, he used the... So they had an impromptu match a couple Fridays ago. Because there was supposed to be a number one contenders match between Drew and Jacob Fatu.
Speaker: And Jacob got attacked backstage and wasn't able to compete. And Drew came out and was like, do the right thing. Make me the number one contender. And Cody's like, you want this fucking title? You can have it now. Come and get it. And it was like, he's in a suit.
Speaker: And they had a fucking wrestling match. Well, Cody clubbed him in his fucking head with the belt and got disqualified. Well, last night they had a stipulation that if Cody got counted out or if he cheated, it would lose the title.
Speaker: um The ref got knocked down. Drew tried to bring it up And Cody blocked it and then dumped him on his head on top of the belt. And then of course, the ref got up and he was like, oh what happened? Drew's knocked unconscious. i guess ah So, honestly, I'm thinking, man, we might see see a Cody heel turn.
Speaker: Carolina just got picked off in the end zone, by the way. I want this ah Cody Rhodes, Randy Orton. All right, so so here's my question. yeah I have two questions. Number one, did Braun flip on everybody?
Speaker: No, they flipped on Seth Rollins. Oh, so him and Bronson flipped on Seth Rollins. Yeah. They beat the fucking hell out of Seth. I think they did that because Seth and Becky kind of did their thing against, uh, CM and AJ Lee. Yeah. they Love that. Love that. That is such a great dynamic right there.
Speaker: Yeah. CM and Seth and AJ Lee and Becky, such a, because they're two different eras, both of them, like AJ and CM are old school and Becky Lee and Seth are new school. So it's kind of neat to see that. Yeah.
Speaker: Um, Okay, so I thought he flipped on Bronson Reed, too. No, he just they just flipped. They're still with Paul Heyman. They just flipped.
Speaker: Seth is currently out with an injury. So that led to the World Heavyweight Championship being vacated. Yeah, he he tore up his knee, I think. Yeah, which last night you had CM Punk versus Jey Uso, main event Jey Uso.
Speaker: Yeah, I did see something Jey Uso. Finally, finally, after how many years? CM Punk is the WWE World Heavyweight Champion.
Speaker: Never thought I would say that in a million years. Right. Let's see how long he gets to hold on to it. Let alone with the title. Let's see how long he gets to hold on to it. um I hope it's a while.
Speaker: Because he won it he won it originally a couple months back. And as soon as the match was over, because Seth Rollins was supposed to be injured. And he wasn't, and he cashed money in the bank. So CM Book was literally the champ for all of like three minutes. Yeah, I remember that.
Speaker: um So here's my next question. Is Brock Lesnar there to retire John Cena next month? They just had a match.
Speaker: And, of course, why does Brock Lesnar... I saw it. it was and soon It was... Well, because he's a great heel. And Cena went from baby face to heel to baby face again. And Brock Lesnar legitimately just is a great heel because he brings the intensity that a heel needs to bring.
Speaker: yeah And the to quote to quote the 90s wrestling, the ruthless aggression yeah yeah that that is needed for a true villain, Brock Lesnar brings that.
Speaker: You mean John Cena's reckless aggression, bitch, and then slaps Kurt Angle? Yeah, right, right. So I think, so here's here's my thoughts. This is going to be crazy, but here's my thoughts.
Speaker: Brock Lesnar is there to retire John Cena in December. Because even though they just had their match, they're still looking for him. Brock's still looking for him, right? Then he goes for CM Punk.
Speaker: CM Punk's retirement. Because CM Punk's getting old. He's over 40, I think.
Speaker: So yeah he got his title. He got his title. He did everything he needed to do. I think he kind of step fades back a little bit after the John Cena thing ends. Cause I think that's how Cena ends up retiring. Maybe he finally gets the win over Brock Lesnar or something like that.
Speaker: Yeah. was going say, yeah, cause Cena is on his farewell tour right now. but then he sets his, then Brock sets his sights on CM Punk for the belt. You know, there's, so we got to see the, bra we've got to see Cena and AJ. We've got to see,
Speaker: Cena and Brock. I mean, I want to see Cena and Randy Orton one more time. I want to see Cena and CM Punk one more time. You know, because they had a great rivalry back in the day.
Speaker: yeah So, maybe...
Speaker: Or do you get somebody new and younger that Cena can put over? Like Braun Breaker. Like, yeah look, you don't need to put Cody Rhodes over. He's already there. but Like a Braun Breaker.
Speaker: he already kind of did that with, with Cody because him and Cody had a pretty long story run. And, and it was kind of that passing of the torch moment when Cody got the title back from John.
Speaker: Yeah. You know, you've seen it with Hogan in the rock and the rock and Sina or Hogan and ultimate warrior. You see, you see that passing of the guard, so to say. And I think we we kind of had that moment with Sina and, and, and Cody.
Speaker: Um, i fucking Oh, my God, did he just do that? The Titans just ran it all the way back on a punt for a tutty. They're up on the Chargers 14-7. Damn.
Speaker: damn I think if anybody puts Braun Breaker over at this moment in time, it's going to be CM Punk. Because I can see a feud happening between Braun and and Punk now that Punk has the title.
Speaker: Interesting. Because Braun felt that he should just be handed the title since him and Bronson Took Seth out. ah So, him and his guy. I think Bron Breaker is your next top three face of WWE.
Speaker: Like, no doubt. I have no doubt about that. I agree. that comes That comes strictly because how long his family was the face of both WCW and w wwe Yeah, no, I agree. I think here in If Punk is looking to retire and that in the near future, ah you know, now that he's did what he needed wanted to do, i think that's where we're going to see the Braun Breaker push and passing of the torch is going to come from CM Punk to Braun.
Speaker: Yeah. I really, this is going to sound stupid, but it's just the way my brain works. I would really like to see Braun turn and go babyface, though. I think he has so much potential as a fan favorite because of his family history.
Speaker: mo cody rhodes Cody Rhodes is a fan favorite because of his family history. not only Not only that, but much like Cody Rhodes, Braun is able to step out of the shadow of his dad and his uncle. whole forer and Oh, for sure. His talent level exceeds his dad 100%, but paces with his uncle perfectly.
Speaker: even Even as a heel, Braun's one of those guys that... That I like. I like Rob. He's great, man. He's fun to watch. He's great on the mic. He plays into that dumb Steiner role. So he brings the intensity of Scott yeah with the athleticism of Rick.
Speaker: That's what I said. Because Rick is his dad and Scott's his uncle. but i mean people He's like a perfect genetic combination of those two individuals because Rick and Scott were great as the Steiner brothers and tag team yeah but they were also good solo Rick rick never did a lot solo you But you always have that. That's kind of like Matt and Jeff Hardy. Scott went off and made the solo success with joining NWO and being big pop-up pump and everything. But by that point, Rick had stepped away. And I think the difference is Rick had kids and Scott did not.
Speaker: Yeah. so you Rick stepped away for his kids and Scott stayed in because he didn't have any. Yeah, you always have that with brothers like Matt and Jeff Hardy. I think Jeff is the bigger star solo, but they both had success solos.
Speaker: Yeah. Yeah. you know so um They both have been very successful, but you bring them back together and they're the Hardy Boys and they're one the best. Yeah, I see they're currently back over with what's it and feuding with the Dudley Boys again.
Speaker: they had now that was ah They had one last match. It was one yeah ah table ladder. saw the whole skit of the conversation between them and everything like that. and i mean, those are two those are two incredibly prolific tag teams right there. Like two historical tag teams right there.
Speaker: The Dudleys have officially retired. Like they had the whole yeah taking the boots off and giving the boots to the Hardys. The Hardys are the current TNA and NXT tag team champions.
Speaker: So my question, and this is funny. My question is how many more years does sting do this? Sting is technically quote unquote retired.
Speaker: He, but he's still there and acting like a fucking weirdo and everything like that. Like, That dude's over 50 at this point. Sting's 60-something years old.
Speaker: No, he can't be that old, is he? I think he is
Speaker: he is. One of his boys is training.
Speaker: He's 66 years old, bro. Really? Really? Dude, and and but he's still out there every fucking week. He was doing that hole where he was a lunatic for a while, like with the whole Eric Bischoff thing.
Speaker: How much longer does Eric Bischoff stay around? Is he still around? i don't know. I think he's i think he's been obviously honestly just kind of blackballed out of the history. CJ Stroud hurt and walking off the field.
Speaker: Bye, CJ.
Speaker: um
Speaker: It just, like, o it yeah boggles my mind how some of these guys have managed to stay relevant for so many years. Like, I will honestly say, i think Eric Bischoff is probably the most hated promoter in the history of all sports entertainment wrestlers.
Speaker: You hated him in WCW. You hated him in WWE. You hate him right now with fucking, what is he, TNA Impact? No, he is. No, he did that. um and he did that legal wrestling thing with Hogan, and that's what he is doing now.
Speaker: So where's Sting at? Sting's retired. Sting's just doing the circuit. He's doing the con circuit. He showed up a couple weeks ago. he was on eight he was on AEW the last few years. That's what that sort it was. And he showed up a couple weeks ago and and it it had a thing in the ring. Not a match. It was just like a run-in to help Darby Allin.
Speaker: See, I hear AEW is a joke. It was good at the beginning, and they've got a lot of stuff. hear they've got empty seats galore. Uh-huh.
Speaker: they they They were good in the beginning, and and now it's just it's too much. But I see the thing on Facebook because right now in WWE, w e Jade Cargill is champion.
Speaker: ah Ricky Starks or Ricky Saints, whatever, he's the NXT champion. CM Punk is champion. And somebody else that was just on AEW in the last year,
Speaker: is a champion as well. And I said, Tony Khan is slamming his head into a wall right now. but but i justt yeah skirt it out It started out good and they got some great talent over there.
Speaker: But unfortunately, Tony Khan doesn't know what he's doing. And then the Young Bucks, Matt and Jeff or whatever their names are, they they they run things, and it's just like their own personal little fucking playground.
Speaker: So how long before that gets absorbed into something else?
Speaker: At the rate things are going right now with as much as they, AEW and WWE, swap talent back and forth. Because like Edge, so... Edge a w is a lot of the old time WWE. He was in AEW and he's allegedly taking some time off and the rumor mill is another great rivalry John Cena had was with Edge.
Speaker: a Yeah, I heard that too. WWE for a little ah little story run for this farewell tour for Cena or you know what's going on, but they swap talent so much. I mean, TNA has already been absorbed by w WWE. They're in partnership now. So they, they share talent back and forth and TNA talent shows up on WWE and WWE talent shows up on TNA. And, you know, so it's, WWE is the monster that it is. And it just, yeah, you put up a product that can compete with it for a little while, but eventually they just get bored and they're like, you know what? We're going buy you out.
Speaker: We're going to keep you around. We're going to share talent. But we own you now. Well, they tried to do that with WCW for a while, and then WCW just fell apart after it got lost. They just wound up burying it. did that Was that a pick?
Speaker: Oh, he didn't hold onto the ball. Oh, wait. He had that bitch secured. That could have been a pick. If they throw a review flag, that could be a pick for the Texans.
Speaker: Should have, could have, would have.
Speaker: Well, if they throw if they throw the challenge flag, they could potentially get that because he had the ball, hit the ground, rolled, and coming out of the roll, he lost the ball out of bounds.
Speaker: So if I was the coach, I'd be throwing off a challenge flag on that.
Speaker: So... ah So far, the kids that last second decision in fantasy football in our league to swap out Caleb Williams or Bo... It's paying off.
Speaker: Yeah, Bo Nix currently has negative 1.88 points. I think Caleb's probably got 10 or 15. Yeah, Caleb's got 15 and a half.
Speaker: Yeah, because he's got a receiving touchdown and a passing touchdown.
Speaker: So...
Speaker: Well, now we got no baseball. We got basketball starting up, but I don't know shit about basketball, so that's going to be an all-you thing. Basketball ball is starting up. We still got the foosball, obviously. Foosball is just... Oh, Michael Penix with a touchdown. Let's go! What? All right. Hey, I got to take a leak. I'm here back.
Speaker: You can just talk amongst yourselves. shock amongs Yes, he's gone. Basketball is in full swing.
Speaker: They're still only seven or eight games in, I think, something like that. So a lot, a lot, a lot, a lot of basketball left to play. um
Speaker: nothing Nothing really going on there too, Major.
Speaker: What the hell? What the hell? but but scott just messaged me back her last night where that last picture he sent i told him i i said i fucking love you dude he just messaged me back he said you better it anyways when he gets back we're gonna start wrapping this show up i got shit i gotta do today it's sunday i don't want to adult but i gotta to do some adulting i gotta get my clothes out of washing um i gotta do some adulting today i'm gonna do very little and then i'm gonna be lazy sack of shit and
Speaker: Watch some movies, I think.
Speaker: Get the kids and see if they want to hang out with us loser adults and watch movies. We'll see what happens. I ain't getting dressed, though. so Oh, my God, dude. I had to pee. You're good. I was good. I'm going to get ready to wrap this show up. I got some adulting I got to do today. Oh, man. Me, too. I got to vacuum your dishes.
Speaker: I don't you've seen or if I told you. I don't think I did. This isn't sports related, but my i have a i have a almost driver in the house now. Which one?
Speaker: My middle daughter. We went and got her. Hey, speaking of the devil. Here she comes smiling ear to ear. We went and got her. She went and took her permit test yesterday. Passed with flying colors.
Speaker: So what do I do? Coming home, whip to whip into the high school parking lot. Pull that son of bitch right in. It's get Your turn. Yep. She's like, you're going to make me reverse first thing. I said, you're damn right. Yep.
Speaker: Peyton goes this month, because it is now November. She turns 15 on the 22nd, and she will go get her permit. And that is my weekend with her. Yep.
Speaker: She has already requested to stay at her mother's Friday night so they can be at DDS at 8 a.m. on Saturday. And then I am to pick her up from her mother's house.
Speaker: And she wants to make the 45-minute drive back to my house. Wow. Has she driven before? i She's driven the the big trucks at work. She's driven them around the parking lots.
Speaker: She's driven my truck from... i sent her up front one day to go get it, which is like... If you walk from where I normally park all the way up to the front where i where i park my truck where my truck parks now,
Speaker: it's like i don't know, a quarter mile. So she's driven that. Nothing extravagant. yes she She's got a little bit of an experience. got like She knows the concept of it. Buggy had never driven anything at all. I think I might take her to a big empty parking lot this upcoming weekend and let her drive a little bit so she get the hang of the gas and the brake and stuff. um But what she didn't realize until I mentioned it to her when I pick her up that Saturday is...
Speaker: 30 of that 45 minute drive is running 80 miles an hour up 75. And I am a firm believer that children need to learn to drive on the interstate before they get their licenses. 100%. And a lot of parents don't because they're like, oh, you know, you just, just avoid the interstates, avoid the, listen, I travel a lot. I go to Florida. I go to Myrtle. I go to New York.
Speaker: I want her to be probably more experienced on the interstate than secondary roads because that New York drive is 13 fucking hours. Yeah. I would love to trust her enough to climb in a passenger seat and ah fucking out.
Speaker: Exactly. And let her handle two or three hours of the driving. Yeah. No, I agree 100%. And like I said, that was the first time Buggy had ever... outside of sitting in the driver's seat, like when the car is not running or whatever and hanging out, she's never actually. So, but she did a good job, man. We, we rolled her around the parking lot. She did some turning. I back had her back up a couple of times, put her on, you know, when you're at the high school, you got those little side roads that go between the buildings and stuff. yeah And i I said, are you ready to go out on the main road? And she's like, nah, bro.
Speaker: I'm like, are you sure? and a Negative ghost rider. The banner is full. Yeah. I'm good, bra matt bruh. Nah. Kudos and congrats to her on getting her permit. Great job, kid.
Speaker: I don't know. but Make sure your dad ah takes your grandma out from under the seat before you start driving because she's liable to fuck with you.
Speaker: Speaking of my dead mom being under the seat, one a I just... That kind of came up in conversation between Kayla and I. Did she slide out to say hi No. so we got back from running around. je We got back yesterday from running around. And I was like, well, I just told her I'm going to introduce her to my mom. I reach under the seat and my mom is gone.
Speaker: And which story ball was gone I start to freak out because I forgot this summer I had the Riri's when I was at Goodwill clean my car. And I went, oh, my God, they threw my mom away.
Speaker: She's in the back. they did guy wo dude That would have been fucking wild, bro. yeah i but like you man i wearing like a so For a second, I felt like the biggest piece of shit, but in my I got the Equinox.
Speaker: In the back where the hatch is, you lift the thing up where the spare tire is, and you got like a little storage compartment. They tucked her in there? Back there. Oh, Jesus. Did you put her back under the seat where she goes?
Speaker: Not yet. I haven't. I was just more like... like relieved that she was still pouring right now from this story this story killed me the night we talked about it oh my god now i was like oh great i'm gonna have an added level to the story where re my guard and my um the trash and so unless she's gone she's just i don't know where my mom went oh that's fucking great that would have been the end all be all to that story right there no joke
Speaker: No, she's still in the car. She's hanging out in the back. Okay, good. yeah that is Dude, I was about to freak out, man. I was like, seriously. I fucking bet you were, because that would have been kind of shitty. um Actually, it would have been really shitty, but it would have literally culminated that story 1,000% amazingly ending.
Speaker: And that would have literally been the end of the story of your mom. No joke. There would have been no more after that, because there's nothing else that she could do to fuck with you. yeah Well, she probably could still haunt me.
Speaker: Yeah, but it's not going to be anything that you can talk about because you're gonna have no proof. At least when she's under the seat, there's proof. So it's it's funny that that could have potentially been the end of the story. So I need to be a little bit more serious about getting mom and earn. I mean, maybe.
Speaker: and And maybe proper placement. Yeah, but she doesn't want the proper placement. We've already been through this. She doesn't want to be out of the car. That's what I told Kayla. said, if i do get an urn, I'm going to have to get something and put a little bit and like put it under the seat. Yeah, something that puts her in the vehicle with you because yeah she yeah she she doesn't like being out of the vehicle.
Speaker: She don't like being in my house. Yeah. Like, what the fuck, bro? Yeah. So, yeah, no, I, oh, God, dude, I, oh, man, I almost had a complete freak out moment. like Yeah, I bet you did. When I reached under the seat, I was like, where's mom? And then I got down and I looked and I was like, she's gone.
Speaker: ah Aaron Rodgers just tried to scramble for a touchdown and like an idiot folded up with his head down and just about got fucking devastated in his career.
Speaker: just Legs forward, head down in a sitting position and got creamed, but he only made one yard. Shit. Yeah. He almost just got devastated in his career.
Speaker: but You're too old for that. That could kill you.
Speaker: It still blows my mind that Joe Flacco and Aaron Rodgers are still starting quarterbacks for teams.
Speaker: Mind-boggling. Is it more mind-boggling that Carson Wentz and the Andy Dalton are still in the league? No, Carson Wentz retired. oh good he got hurt When he got hurt last week, he called it quits.
Speaker: There's a beach ball blowing across the football field. In the Carolina game, it's just going. It just went like 30 yards. Ran right to the center who then picked it up and tried to throw it and it blew away again.
Speaker: Now they gave it to the ref. Nice.
Speaker: Oh, he popped it. What a dick. And then threw it in the trash. No funnel out. No fun allowed. No fun. That's funny. They were lined up to take the snap and the fucking beach ball rolled up behind fucking Green Bay, rolled through the player's legs and into the center for Carolina.
Speaker: Nice. Who then just stopped and picked it up and went to hand it and it blew out of his hand and started rolling farther down the field again. Nice. That's funny.
Speaker: Oh, all right, dude. I guess we'll wrap this up. I got to find some food. Yeah, I got i gotta to be an adult, I guess. I don't need to do that yet. I can do that at any point. I guess I got feed these these kids.
Speaker: And you got to go to the store still. Yeah, I can go buy Halloween candy. Jalen Warren got a tutty. Right. Nope, that wasn't it.
Speaker: And so. All right, homeboy. So as per usual, before we. Get out of here. Halftime's coming up on some of these games. We're getting close yeah to halftime.
Speaker: yeah We're running down. um Pittsburgh and Indianapolis are tied up at seven. Steelers just scored. Yeah, Jalen Warren just scored. Yeah, Jalen Warren just Chicago and leading.
Speaker: kentucky bengal it's fourteen to ten chicago's leading But it looks like since he has the ball, yeah, since he has the ball, ah that was a weird throw by Joe Flacco. But nonetheless, ah Minnesota and Detroit are knotted up at 14 apiece. But Minnesota has the ball.
Speaker: Carolina Green Bay. Green Bay has three-point advantage. But Carolina is in the red zone. The New England Falcons game is 20-7. Steph Diggs just scored a touchdown. They're getting ready to do the extra point. I don't see that they kicked the extra point already.
Speaker: Tennessee is currently leading the san die or the San Diego Chargers. Sorry, the LA Chargers. We'll go with it. Yeah, they all well, they used to be San Diego, right? They did. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Speaker: The Chargers are in the red zone, though. It's 14-10. New England, 21-7 over Atlanta. San Francisco, 14-7 over the Giants. And Houston currently leading Denver, 6-0. 6-0. Yep. And then shooting in for the year.
Speaker: Oh! Oh, Stan directed. Oh, no, he didn't make it. Okay. I thought we were going to see a Vikings touchdown right there. Oh, right. Jaguars, Raiders, Saints, Rams, and Chiefs, Bills, all the 4 o'clock game. And then tonight, 8-20 on NBC, the Seattle Sea Chickens versus Washington Redskins in Sunday night football. And nobody cares about tomorrow night because it's Arizona versus Dallas.
Speaker: Only reason anybody's going to be watching that or paying attention to it is for fantasy implications. That is correct. So. All right, homeboy. Whatever you say, it's Check us out next Sunday. Rick and I will be back talking all things football, telling you how much we hate Notre Dame as always because because unlike the rest of the sports podcasts in the state of Ohio that are all all all over the Buckeyes nuts, I am a Buckeyes fan. However, as big a fan as I am for the Buckeyes, I hate Notre Dame just as much.
Speaker: I probably hate Notre Dame more than I hate Michigan, which just says a lot. That says a lot. but but Because I fucking loathe Notre Dame o Yeah tune in tune in next Sunday Rick and I will be back Monday i think Wally is doing his thing I don't know what Wally is doing Touchdown Carolina Rico Dowler Tuesday will be back with Glicks House of Music Doing one of two things But it's going to be playing music I got lots of new music from a lot of former guests So I want to pump that up I have a new person I got to get with you to To send the information over for Possible guests
Speaker: Okay. Yeah, I need to. um one of the names tovanna She's a country singer. Nice. I got a few people I need to reach out to. I'm going to start trying to book some more guests. But in the meantime, I want to do some music related stuff and play some music.
Speaker: Obviously pump out a lot of new music that's being put out. And there's another game I want to, not really a game, but there's another ah trend that's happening right now all over the place that I want to get on and get people's opinions on.
Speaker: And then Wednesday, Michael and Brittany will be back with their hump day ha-haws. ah Talking all things comedian-based, comic comedians. i don't know. Thursday, Wally should be doing his thing.
Speaker: Friday, Michael's back with movies with friends. And then, of course, Saturday, nonsensical nonsense. We're back doing our thing Saturday night, six hours, drinking, having a good time, hanging out with our friends.
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Speaker: ah I got nothing now. I got nothing either. I'm out. He's out. We're done. Later. like Later, homie. Later, man. Go Bills. Go Bills.
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