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Nonsensical Nonsense: We are the party
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The doors were wide open and the panel was full and completely off the rails with hilarity and insanity
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Introduction and Show Kickoff
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Yes.
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Thank you.
Reflections and Personal Life Questions
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Now that I've betrayed, everyone I've ever loved, I pushed them all away. And have been a slave to the truth that's in my mind.
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Is there something left for me to save in the wreckage my life? My life. My life.
Playful Banter and Engagement
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You are innocent, the son.
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y'all better look the fuck out today. My crayons are sharp, the box is full, my bottle of glue's topped off, my helmet's on tight, baby. We're about to rhythm with a tism. Let's get with it. Suck my dick and eat my asshole, you sons of bitches.
00:05:21
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What's going on, everybody? Happy Saturday. Sorry for the long intro. Holy shit. ah I was sitting here sharing shit out and kind of was not prepared. That's on me, my bad. What's up? Welcome to Nonsensical Nonsense.
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We're right here on the Nonsensical Network. What up, Chatter's Box? What are y'all doing tonight? Bit, bit, that bit.
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I mean, Brit.
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Johnny Bongs, a.k.a. Fidel Bongs, in the building. Wally's in the building. My boy, Benji's in the building. And he's got rocks. Throw into rocks. but What's up, there everybody? Hopefully you guys had a great week. We made it to the weekend. Unfortunately, the weekend is almost over, but we still got time to have some fun.
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You know, shake some babies, kiss some hands, throw rocks at fat people. I don't know. Whatever makes you happy on the weekends, we'll figure it out. If you're not already, go ahead and give us a follow, give us a like, give us a share. We are everywhere, guys. All the social medias. We're not hard to find. Facebook, Instagram, X, TikTok, YouTube, Spotify, Twitch, all that places. And shows are live of all the time on YouTube, Facebook, and our Twitch channel.
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So give us a like, give us a share, give us a follow. You see what the little, I got to get my shit together over here. You see what the little overlay says. Like, share, subscribe.
00:06:52
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And don't forget, ladies and gentlemen, I wouldn't put it up there if it wasn't the God's honest truth because I'm a truthful man and I don't need to ever lie about anything.
Shoutouts and Humorous Exchanges
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Nine out of ten grannies, they do approve.
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And I see that I have trouble already backstage. So ladies and gentlemen, let me introduce you to Brittany, a.k.a. Gollum, she's in the building. Ha, ha, ha, ha,
00:07:29
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Scotto did such a great job with those. Shout out to Scotto for the the new animations that you guys see in the background. he He sent these to us today from a couple weeks ago when we were live. couple screenshots he got.
00:07:43
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ah I had to play with them. And that is awesome. I got to say, this is my favorite one. It's fucking badass.
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But I threw a little nonsensical spin on there.
00:08:00
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And you're muted. You're talking, but you're muted. you don't have to You don't know how to work your shit. I was eating. I wanted to mute my shit. Okay. I'm sorry. I wanted to give you time. I didn't know you were going to bring me up so quickly. I'm eating a fucking peanut butter and jelly right now. well I wanted to shout Scotto out for the animations, man.
00:08:20
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They're great. I don't know what... man this these ai This AI shit is fucking amazing. and He sent me the first two of me that he did, and then he sent me yours. and I was like, please tell me you didn't send that to Brittany. He was like, yeah, I did.
00:08:33
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Because I lost my shit. I was dying. It is funny.
YouTube Features and Movie Discussions
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It is funny. so I would love that man to say this ai stuff is amazing.
00:08:48
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I'm doing great. How are you doing? I am doing. here're You're doing how how ah how late were you up with the boys last night?
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ah Pretty late.
00:09:03
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I was going to say, I seen they went eight hours last night. I popped in and said hi and I found a new feature on YouTube that you can... And and don't yell at me and don't come at me, everybody, if if this is something you guys already knew.
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I'm an idiot when it comes to technology. I'll admit it. I am.
00:09:23
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What's up, Mark? um Who are we stuffing today? don't
00:09:32
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Don't you worry, K-Maggie. You just sit there like a good little boy, and I'll get that link up when Daddy's ready, too. um But there's a feature on YouTube that if you're watching a live, you can share it to your post on YouTube. You know how you can make posts on YouTube?
00:09:49
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You can share it in there. You can actually use those posts for good and not necessarily for for for for negative and bad behavior. You can use those as posts for good behavior. So... but So I popped it and said hi to the guys and then went and shared it onto our our YouTube page, which is a cool feature. i don't know if that's new or I don't know. ah Well, that's what they do when they come on here on our. So I don't know. I mean, um I'm ah a little bit retarded when it comes to technology, but.
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Oh, just that. Okay. ah Yeah. I mean, there's other things, but I keep letting you back in. that That might be. don't know, that's a mental disability or just bad life decisions. or I don't know. but ah But I couldn't hang out very long. Kayla and I were watching.
00:10:40
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I was so excited because the new Conjuring came out on HBO Max. So we we watched that last night when when she got back. um It was a good movie.
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I liked It it was good.
00:10:55
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You don't like the Conjuring movies? They probably scare you, don't they? No, not at all. Get all scared, you pants. No.
00:11:06
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I'm scary enough as it is. That's true.
Weekend Activities and Sports Talk
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It's because you like Michigan. Get out from my troll, my bridge. i am going to fuck you up. It's because you like Michigan. told Scott of...
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I told him yes to make a more flattering one of me, but I was like, that's going to be hard. um
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Yeah, ah Michigan won today, so that was a plus, Wally. We'll talk about that tomorrow. Suck guys. They won. I said no, fucker.
00:11:50
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No! ah What's going on in your world? How you doing? We'll get it up here in just a few minutes. Give us a few minutes. and We'll get it up there. um Just ah trying to get my shit together. had to deal with some assholes. Yeah, I've seen that Shaman and Jedi last night. Yeah, well, you did that on your own. You could make better life decisions and not surround yourself with assholes like that. Well, my bros weren't around, so I went to my default and bro.
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ha, ha, ha, ha. but but Nah, I see Fidel Bongs, man. Johnny was up early today, bro. He was up at like 8, 7.30, 8 a.m., something like that, live streaming.
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After the stream with... No, I'm losing track of days. Sorry, that's me. i don't know. it Was Fidel in there last night? I think Fidel missed the show last night. I was thinking of Thursday when he was on with Wally.
00:12:51
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it was ah It was an active Saturday morning for streamers. My boy Smoke and his guys were up. um Sunday night smoking. His guys were up this morning. lot a streaming happening.
00:13:05
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Well, we got to support each other. Just support me. I'm the only one that matters. i come How am I going to support You but the time
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you making bad jokes? Are you body shaming? Yes. Well, I made some really good ones late. Like it's always like two, three in the morning.
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ah wake up and I just think of all these brilliant things. I've been focusing on, on some of the roasts for you. Brilliant things or do you just think they're brilliant things? No, they're good. They're good.
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I'm proud of it. but I'm so excited. She's body shaming me, Wally. That's unacceptable behavior. I got my mic.
00:14:00
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God brought me my mic. Get ready for this, bitch.
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that's traviss That is a mic drop. Yeah, get ready for this, bitch. that Drop the mic. And the crowd goes quiet.
00:14:20
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Whatever.
00:14:24
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I'm dropping it early. I'm dropping it like it's hot. There it is. You'll be hearing in a lot of that on New Year's Eve.
00:14:33
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You better not pull my fucking mic string, you motherfucker. I swear to God. Well, thanks for the idea. Didn't think about it until now. that You already said that you were going to pull it from us and do your own thing and tell us the jokes that we already know. I am. I am.
00:14:50
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Don't touch my fucking Because roast master. I'll do a better job roasting myself than you fuckers can. guys all hurt and cleansey You guys got all butt hurt and sensitive after a couple of jokes on Wednesday night. I seen some random guy was cracking jokes on you and you and Snotty were about ready to cry. getting all Getting all in your feels.
00:15:10
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The link has been dropped, ladies and gentlemen. The doors are open. Saturday night, open door challenge. If you're feeling a little froggy and feeling a little extra, grab your drink and have your sleep.
00:15:22
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And come on in and hang out. Please keep your wiener off the camera. Brittany, I'm talking to you. You're
00:15:36
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welcome. Whatever. I'm telling you, man, the newest the new greatest live streaming show is the the default and delay hour hosted by Lazy Jedi and Brittany.
Humor in Everyday Stories
00:15:49
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I don't know. Here we go.
00:15:55
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You have to do it, man. I don't have to do anything. I'm just going to leave sitting out there like the little bitch that he is. Is he wearing a robe right now? Are you wearing a robe, Hugh Hefner? What the fuck is wrong with you?
00:16:08
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ah What the fuck is wrong with you, bro? Mark, what's going on, bro? haven't seen you in forever. How you been, buddy?
00:16:23
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we're cam oh oh lazy's not gonna be enough long oh i gotta to go over to the uh to the tubes they use and pin that link yeah yeah you do that he asked you a question how are you me yes well minus the sick kid i guess i'm doing all right oh yeah i just relax
00:16:53
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Yep. It might be time to take her out into the field and put her down, man. I know. Shoot her in the leg. Shoot her in the leg. Would have done it in the womb.
00:17:04
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Anyways. You've been a good kid. You had a good run. Right? I love you to death, but it's time. No, this is my six-year-old that's sick now.
00:17:17
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Yeah, I always forget you got 47 kids. 36 and a half. Thank you very much. Oh, shit. you You lost nine and a half of them? I'm sorry.
00:17:29
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Brittany's trying to do the math. How do you lose half of a kid? but There's a terrible accident. Bottom half of the body is gone. difference Now he's just army crawls around all over the place like Lieutenant Dan. Lieutenant Dan, you ain't got no legs.
00:17:46
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Ice cream, Lieutenant Dan. That's my bow. Oh, man, was really hoping that. were you wearing rope with clothes on? Well, it was fucking
00:18:00
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that's my bow oh man i was really hoping that um you wearing a rope with clothes and well it was fucking hot as fuck in my house It was hot as fuck in your house. Well, cold as fuck. Sorry. Okay, man.
00:18:21
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How much have you had to smoke and or drink tonight? ah what um This is my first beer. Right here This guy. First one.
00:18:30
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What is that? Boucher Lattes? Yeah, buddy. Oh, man. Look at that highlight over there. Sophisticated. like While playing...
00:18:42
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Escape from Tarkov. And, you know. Hey, how about you not Tarkov on my live stream? That'd be fantastic. looks Good one. yeah Yeah. That was actually a good one. I got to give you that one. i don't need you guys to give me anything. I know it was good. No, no, you definitely need us to. Just laugh at it and move on to the next week. I'm going to drop. I think I want.
00:19:09
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you to roast us after we're all done roasting you. Roast yourself too. I don't do public speaking. You lying sack. No, i'll tell you what. It's it's it's the damnedest thing.
00:19:24
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I really do. I really do have a fear of public speaking, which is crazy. Just envision all of us naked and it'll be okay. There you go. Get it out of the way early and you don't have to worry about it later.
00:19:40
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yeah i don't want to waste all the alcohol alcohol that going to be drinking that night.
00:19:46
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What? It's New Year's Eve.
00:19:50
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We got Party Party. Party Hardy. yeah Who the fuck says that? What movie is that in?
00:19:57
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Party Hardy. What's that?
Drinking Habits and Tequila Tales
00:20:06
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Baby, as long as you ain't an ass, you get tequila drunk all you want. Yeah. Problems in making a scene, I'm going up to the room and just leaving you to your own devices.
00:20:18
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What a true gentleman. a It's Kayla, right? Yeah. Tequila drunk is fine as long as you can actually handle your tequila and you're not an ass.
00:20:29
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I've known people in the past, in the recent past, that like to... create drama when they started drinking tequila. You don't get to talk about me like I'm not here. This is true. Neither one of us are. 100% accurate, baby. It's Saturday. It's Saturday. What are you talking about New Year's Eve? Oh, oh, oh. Mark.
00:20:52
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it's saturday this saturday it's saturday we not my new year's e oh oh wow mark So we get to roast. Yeah, Bart, New Year's Eve. Warren, Ohio, I think it's... Right, Warren?
00:21:11
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Yeah. Warren, underground lounge. There's a comedy show followed by... It'll be live. Not the comedy show. The roast will be live here on the network.
00:21:22
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Britt, Michael, and I think... Scotty. Scotty said he's not much of a roaster. But the other... He doesn't know you that well either. is not But the other gentleman, Michael, said that he would definitely get involved in a roast.
00:21:37
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He'll figure out. Roasts are meant to be fun. They're not mean. They're not malicious. So I get the microphone.
00:21:47
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um monday I'm going to get Britt some extra shots before she goes up. Some extra shots? and Yeah, just so she can throw it big into you.
00:21:57
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Like shots of booze? I'll pay for them. Well, not shots of water. i didn't know she was telling her like extra shots, like you were going to give her more info, more dirt on me, so she had extra... Oh, ah please do, Kayla. Please do. see You like what? Tito's? but Yeah.
00:22:20
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like titos actually She beer. She likes... i and beer on she likes she likes Kayla drinks tequila and margaritas.
Margaritas and Webcam Upgrades
00:22:33
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Margaritas are good, but tequila is dangerous. i don't i don't want don't I don't dance with tequila anymore. I did it twice when I was 16 and I was done. I've also slowed down on my drinking a lot. yeah i enjoy a couple i enjoy a nice margarita.
00:22:50
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the The Mexican restaurant up the road here by Rooster's. They got some strong, and I'm not saying strong, I'm saying strong with a K, margaritas. well ah You get one or or two of them in you, and they're big, too.
00:23:09
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You used to get $2 margaritas and a dollar taco anytime I'd go out with my aunt to the laundromat because our washer broke. Yeah. The laundromat had tacos and margaritas?
00:23:23
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No, it was... Dude, could you imagine buying a washing machine and making a giant margarita in that bitch? That's a brilliant idea, though. They should really do that. I'm just saying. I have a nice washing machine, but if I can get tacos and a margarita at the laundromat, I'm going to the laundromat. Especially a $2 margarita and a $1 taco? Yeah, they were It's strong.
00:23:51
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Let's fucking go. Sounds like my time at the fucking party. if Tacos and margaritas. We need to, like, copyright that or, like, make that happen.
00:24:03
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Tumbleweed has really good margaritas, too. And they got all kinds of, like, bunch of different flavors. They got good margaritas at Tumbleweed. I will
Toilet Humor and Life Reflections
00:24:11
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say this. I bought a new fucking webcam. Holy fuck, my ball sack. by This son of a bitch is bright as fuck.
00:24:20
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nobody You could have probably just cleaned your old webcam and it would have had the same effect. Nah. This is the difference between a $250 one versus a $60 I paid $29.95 for mine at Walmart and it is perfect. ain't got no problems with it.
00:24:42
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And it's got a built-in microphone, so I'm happy. We're over here making cocktails in the washer, baby. It's not in the toilet. you gonna drink What are you in prison?
00:24:56
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You're drinking fucking prison hooch over here? Jesus Christ. you really You really are bad times if you're drinking booze out of the toilet, Britt.
00:25:08
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Yeah, you are Time's hot, man. Shit has gone south. Already.
Serial Killers, Documentaries, and Clones
00:25:15
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it was just. Jesus Christ. Just just over here drinking a toilet bowl margaritas. Don't mind me.
00:25:23
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i put a stopper in the bottom and hit the plunger handle a couple of times to stir them up. What do you say you cut back on your drinking?
00:25:39
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what
00:25:41
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say you cut back on your drinking Yeah. What is wrong with you? Well, tonight I have to. So last night I did because I was pissed the fuck off.
00:25:53
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Why you have to tonight? You got to go to church tomorrow?
00:25:58
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No, to deal with you fucks. the best time to deal with us is drunk. I have to drink every Saturday just to deal with this with this show. I have to drink every Saturday just to deal with me dealing with Glick.
00:26:15
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Hey, you, you, you, I don't force you to be here. kback it You come here on your own accord, buddy. Oh, I do. I do. I like the abuse.
00:26:27
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I mean, some people might say that I force people to be here, but I, I will say this last weekend was a riot because nobody was here, but me and Glick. We had a serial killer came up with clowns. Yeah, we had a serial killer clown. And Chang came in last weekend. Chang was awesome.
00:26:45
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Yep, yep. Chang did come in. Chang is ah is a new guy. Kevin Hawley came up for a little bit. and Well, Kevin Hawley, he was Kevin Hawley. Co-co-co. red Put some new faces up here last week, man. Chang was awesome. Yeah, Chang was great.
00:27:03
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Yeah, brit this dude showed up. I shit you not. He wasn't like Juggalo makeup. It was like straight up John Lee KC style makeup. Oh, I would not have liked that. Yeah, he was like putting it on his face. Yeah, he's like, I'm a pretty, pretty princess.
00:27:24
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ah I'm pretty sure that was our second serial killer we've had on this show.
Network Member Departure Impact
00:27:30
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that's I feel like that's like three too many, my guy. Hey, man, we're popular amongst the serial killers. What can I say? We have a dynamic.
00:27:41
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We, okay. i think I'm going to do it i'm goingnna have to do another, ah new a new slogan or a new picture. Two out of three serial killers approve. the I'm going to do a picture with Gacy and Dahmer.
00:27:59
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Oh, yeah, that's that movie. We've got to write that down so i don't forget it. Yeah, probably. when We were talking about the other night that looked like it would be so bad that we would like it. The Gacy versus Dahmer.
00:28:13
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that That actually, that would be interesting to see. What if it was a wrap like that? the the description of the movie was like, in a scientific lab, scientists clone serial killers and Gacy and Dahmer escape or whatever.
00:28:34
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and i watched the trailer and what they were doing is they were taking the dna from the world's work or from the worst serial killers in the world and cloning them and trying to create a drug that they could give them um to make them not be serial killers anymore well that sounds about like the clones of gacy yeah the the the clones of dahmer and gacy escape and i guess they fight each other in a Like a gladiator battle to the death type thing. i don't know. It looked really fucking bad. this point Looks like something ah Michael would talk about on movie night with Michael and friends.
00:29:10
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Yeah. what We know it's not Gervishi. It was a West. Oh, yeah. Definitely not the Gervishi side of things.
00:29:21
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Fucking weird. I think I remember you saying that. Oh, sweet little Gervishi. wonder whatever ever happened to that kid. He was the number two serial killer on the show.
00:29:32
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wonder if his wife ever escaped the ah radiator. Definitely not. Definitely not. Still chained there, guaranteed. Fucking Canadians, man. They're a weird bunch.
00:29:49
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Here's a guy that used to be on the network, Britt. I think it would be definitely before your time, Jerevishi. He used to be on the network. He just randomly left one day. We said he wasn't going to do it no more. He wasn't allowed to. his his daddy His daddy, Mark, said he wasn't allowed to do it anymore.
00:30:06
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And then blocked all of us, and then made me out to be the bad guy I guess I screwed him over on the network. i spent so I spent so much time and energy on that fucking kid when nobody fucking believed in him.
00:30:18
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created it for him, gave him an name intro, gave him a logo and everything.
Show Dynamics and Relationships
00:30:22
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And then just, he was just like, bo I'm gone. And blow you pushed him, you like pushed him to do shit out of his comfort zone. That way he could get out there more too.
00:30:33
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He blocked me. And then I went around telling everybody how much of a piece of shit I am. It's kind of the, that's kind of the, the, uh, how it goes around here with people. I have yet to do that, asshole. You're trying to push me to say it, aren't you? No. ki mike You just tell me in my face. Oh, that's right. That's right. my Right back at you, buddy. You know, it's a love-hate relationship, okay?
00:31:02
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I hate you. You love me? No, I love to hate you. Except do. I say do it to your face. So does Brittany though. So there's that. slightly yeah see yeah i do i do it to your face too, K-Mag. And you like it, don't you? it yeah You know, I mean, as long as you would quit getting it on my face, it would be better. But you're a sloppy motherfucker.
00:31:30
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It's good for your skin. It's not good for your skin. I read it on the internet that it's good for your skin. so but It's got to be true.
00:31:41
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for fun I know, Mark. Mark said, oh he I did the pay. Mark's been around for a long-ass hot minute, man. Mark and Chris e are the OG of OGs of my live streaming.
00:31:57
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All right. chris My Walmart order in a couple
Family Anecdotes and Parenting Styles
00:32:01
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weeks. Where's he at? I am done Tarkov-ing while I'm here. Okay. Sounds like your kid's dying. I'm glad finished talking off. She is like, it's not good. You think that's helpful for her to breathe in while she's sick?
00:32:21
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Definitely not. Well, so pretty much said that it's not so much his cigarettes, the secondhand smoke. It's probably more the cigarettes that she's smoking. Okay. Start them young.
00:32:34
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She's not actually sick. that's ah That's a smoker's cough in the background. She's not actually sick. She's fine. You know. She's come out the womb with a Virginia Slim in her right hand.
00:32:46
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Who the fuck smokes Virginia Slims, motherfucker? Old ladies? I don't know. My mom used to back in the day. My mom wasn't old. She didn't live to be old.
00:32:59
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Cool. She's under car seat.
00:33:04
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She is. fuck. Kayla almost got to meet my mom, and then I freaked out because I thought my mom got thrown away. Jesus
00:33:15
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Christ. When the Riri's cleaned my car this summer, I thought they threw mom away, but I started to panic. They just moved her to the trunk.
00:33:26
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um friends No one puts mommy in the trunk. I was going to introduce my mom to Kayla, but now she's in the trunk. You still can. Well, there's bunch of shit in the back of my my soccer mom car that I can't get to it right now.
00:33:43
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I feel that. I've been moving a lot of stuff. She's better off back there anyways. Because you're not farting on her? She likes that. That's what she's into.
00:33:53
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No, because she doesn't have to see the disappointment he's become. but um ah given pan
00:34:03
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Your mom's probably rolling in
Tech Issues and Banter
00:34:05
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your grave. Nah, she's just sliding around in the back my trunk. yeah but Nah, every now again, I get a hear a loud thud back there. I'm like, you good, mom? am ah no Hey, mom. ass haunts her. That ain't no joke.
00:34:23
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Rrrr.
00:34:27
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Rrrr. Didn't you end the show early last weekend, Glick? I did. Well, not early. yeah We did a four and a half hour show, but... No, but you did pull a Brittany, too, because you accidentally killed it midstream.
00:34:46
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Yeah. Uh-oh. No, I meant to end it. i meant to end it I just ended it before I wanted to, that's all. um I was trying to get my...
00:34:58
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I was trying to get my shit out.
00:35:03
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And I pulled a K mag prematurely ended all over the place. Every time, dude. Every fucking time. It's not even embarrassing for me any anymore.
00:35:13
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very You just finished and go, I win. Exactly. and It's a race and I'm here to win, motherfucker. All right. You ain't first, you're last. That's right.
00:35:27
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Cool. a Cool story, bro.
00:35:34
Speaker
Oh, fuck me. No, don't. This is all satire. It's not real life. Don't take it seriously. It's a joke, not a dick. Get off of it, motherfuckers.
00:35:46
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Damn. She haunts his ass. Ladies and gentlemen, delay. We call her Brit, but you can call her delay. Okay.
00:36:00
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The Britney fade is starting to happen. okay Tito's a setting. This isn't the Britney fade. This is the Britney delight.
00:36:10
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Is that going to be a new thing now, too? It looks to be, yes. Fuck it, don't care. Goddamn, Glick's trying to focus in on his fucking Sasquatch head and realizing his camera's a little smaller than it needs to be.
Network Shows Promotion
00:36:26
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i was trying to turn my camera so, like,
00:36:29
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If Kayla had to, well, that didn't even do anything. I literally slid my camera across my laptop and it didn't even move. Yeah, you have to physically rotate it if you want to turn.
00:36:41
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a da da yeah oh you Oh, God. It's clever. Such a good joke. And I'm sure you probably already heard it.
00:36:54
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Please tell me your joke. It's just Sasquatch? How about ass squash?
00:37:02
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Or more like ass squash? I don't get it. That's because you're an ass. And you're a squash.
00:37:15
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I got it, Brittany. I got it. I heard you do Hey, don't do that.
00:37:27
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We're like sitcom television need that wal out down and we're like we're like we're like ah we're like a sitcom television show We we can filter in our la
00:37:44
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right i don't know i don't know why this says edm combat
00:37:56
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Is that him actually laughing? I don't know, but that sounds fucking horrible. i didn't put that in there. I don't know who did that. That's terrifying. where What are all these new sounds in here? Who keeps putting sounds?
00:38:11
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I don't touch that.
00:38:17
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But we do need some of those sounds in the ah Ha Ha Humpties.
00:38:29
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all I'll be right back. I'll be right here.
00:38:37
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I'll be somewhere. I'm trying to look. Okay. It's still, I mean, it's still a quote unquote podcast, I guess. ah Saturday nights are just completely, uh,
00:38:51
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Improv, so to say. Kind of like I used to do on Periscope, Mark. You know how I used to do on Periscope. Just turn the camera on and fucking go. What happens, happens, man. good
00:39:04
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But then we've got we've got we've got some...
00:39:08
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um what's the word I'm looking for, Britt? Content-driven shows like Mondays. Speedway Stories with Wall Cephas.
00:39:20
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Walsefus. Yeah, Walsefus. What are you talking about? I'm talking about Wallace Reginald thank Ellington III. We have Sundays also talking about foosball with Rick.
00:39:40
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Yeah. 2-1-5, what's up with you, man? Appreciate you swinging by and showing some love, man. Appreciate that, brother. ah Yeah, Monday, Wally's doing Speedway Stories. It's all about motorsports.
Upcoming Roasts and Foosball Fun
00:39:53
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Mainly like your local, your dirt track racers, rough truck, motocross, demo derby, stuff like that.
00:40:01
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Tuesdays, and on this Tuesday, no ams, ans, or buts about it A little bit of hiatus. I'm going to work on it tomorrow. I'm coming back with Glick's House of Music. It's all music related. I will be having some former guests back very soon.
00:40:15
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Kissing Loathe will be coming back. that's why i would you see That's who Kayla and I went to see last Saturday. Awesome. She almost broke up with me to go to go get her some Gab and love.
00:40:27
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She's obsessed with Gab and love. I don't blame her. But she got her heart broken, too, because she's he told her, after his fiancรฉe, I'm number two, and then she's number three. Save the best for last. time Is that what it is? I believe it.
00:40:42
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He's not. You're not. Okay. ah Wednesdays. What's going on Wednesdays, Britt? I don't know. What happens on Wednesdays? Hump day, ha ha, with me and Michael, the professional idiot.
00:40:57
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Is Snotty joining you guys permanently, or is it just kind of when he's around? Well, Michael got caught up in some stuff Wednesday, so he hopped in to help me out until Michael got there.
00:41:14
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Nice. Yeah, Scotty's cool. I like him. Thursday, Wally is back again with Cold-Blooded Conversations with his new co-host. um i This caught me off guard. i had I was given no warning, no nothing until Thursday night when I tuned in, ah but I'm very excited for this. Wally has a co-host on Thursday night, Cold-Blooded Conversations.
00:41:40
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Our boy, Fennell Bongs. so home they mesh well i feel like they do they mesh very well i'm excited for both of them uh they they enjoy each other's uh uh presence i guess but they they conversate really well together and it's nice to see wally come out of his get a little bit more comfortable and be a little bit more talkative and not be so nervous and it's also really cool to get to hear johnny bong's talk because We don't get to hear a lot of Johnny Bongs outside of the one-liners and shit like that.
00:42:14
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um So, yeah, man, Thursday nights, Wally and Johnny Bongs. And then Friday, Michael is hanging out with random guest co-hosts every Friday for movie night with Michael and friends. And I'll actually be on there here in just a couple weeks. I don't know if I'm privy to give information on that show, but I will say that I will be there in a couple weeks.
00:42:35
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And Michael and I are going to talk some movies. Some movies. We're going to debate why Jar Binks is the greatest Star Wars character of all fucking time. And while I'm right, everybody else is wrong.
00:42:48
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We're going there again. Yeah, he's still not right. We'll always go there. Shut up, P. P. P. And then, of course, Saturday night's just this show right here.
00:43:03
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And maybe one day Cassius Corner will come back. I don't know. He hasn't... He said he wants to do it, but then when we go to date, doesn't seem too interested. So um maybe one day Cash This Corner will come back, or I'll just create a new wrestling show because... No, aye I'm fucking taking over that night. What the fuck was that?
00:43:23
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Was that even fucking English? I'm fucking taking over that night. You're hearing his child die in the background. Oh, I heard no i heard you clear as day. I'm here. I'm here.
00:43:38
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I know the difference between a cough and a foreign language. And and I don't know what language you were speaking, but it was definitely foreign as fuck. Maybe i need to drink more so you understand me.
00:43:48
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Maybe. Let's do it. Do it. Yeah, maybe. So, no, Saturday nights is my... Catch the show is on Saturday afternoons.
00:44:03
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And then Sunday, Sunday, Sunday, Sunday. Rick and i Little Dick Rick. You're a football. food ball abor on Unnecessary Roughness on Sunday. So if you like the football, you can come listen to two idiots talk about football.
00:44:25
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we We're not professionals by no means, but we say all of the things that fans want to say, and we don't have to go back because ESPN and NFL doesn't sign our paychecks. My mama says, foosball is the devil. Yeah, foosball is the devil.
00:44:41
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I feel like you both keep repeating everything I'm saying. I like Vicky Ballancourt. She showed me her boobies and I like them too. got my Bobby Boucher jersey in my closet. i got Best one, which is hold the sign up at the SATs. Want me to kill them?
00:44:59
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You want me to kill them? Two Idiots, One Cup. Shut your whore mouth, Jedi. that's the that is That is the special that we ran for two weeks, and we invited Shaman to the Lazy Glicks OnlyFans page.
00:45:12
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And we made a couple videos, and it was Two Idiots, One Cup. And spoiler alert, Jedi was the cup.
00:45:20
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Spoiler alert, neither one of them could do it. No one can perform in that video. and and then yes And then we got another new show with Michael and some random black guy.
00:45:33
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I'm not saying some random black guy. That was literally his name on the screen last night with some random black guy. They're going to do a cooking show together that'll be prerecorded. So, yeah, stuff stuff's going on around this this here nonsensical network.
00:45:47
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Cup lives matter. Cup lives matter. Yes. Shut up, Mark. so
00:46:01
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What? Britney Spears spells it like my name. It's Britney Bish. Yeah, he started it right here he smell it like he he spelled it it Britanny.
00:46:12
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Britanny. You spell your name wrong. No. Yeah. No. You literally spell your name wrong. Look at the screen right now. me but that is my answer review um Whatever. we
Humorous Interactions and Wordplay
00:46:29
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could ta you Your name spelled wrong on your body.
00:46:32
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Good job. B-R-I-T. There's only one. It's Brittany. Shut the fuck up. I'll fucking put six T's in that bitch and there's nothing you can do about it. you know I'm going to get 10 people to help me lift you up and put you in a dumpster.
00:46:57
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That leaves me six extra pew pews. You 10? I got 16. On a positive note, I he's winning.
00:47:05
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on a positive note i feel like he's winning I'm not going to unalive anybody. It's all kneecap shots. Nah, nah. You got to unalive them bitches if they're attacking you. I'm going to shoot you right your knee.
00:47:20
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That's the knee that's hurt right now, too. oh You got to shoot her in the other donwear knee. pads Hey, you got shoot her in the other knee to take her mind off that knee. What'd you do to your knee?
00:47:33
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It's sprained. she She used those cheap ass knee pads, not the good default ones. Click and fight a bear. Trust me, we don't want to fight him. You're not wrong, Mark.
00:47:45
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I can fight a bear. Tie him up and put him in a dumpster because he keeps saying that he's going to put me in a trash can.
00:47:55
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Brittany, you ever watch wrestling? Brittany, you ever watch wrestling back in the day? Oh, yeah. wasn't allowed to watch it. nice You remember the old school like hardcore matches where they would come to the ring with a trash can full of shit?
00:48:11
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you know Yeah. going to walk in with a trash can over my shoulder. i just gonna i'm just gonna walk in with the trash can over my shoulder okay you i'll be in ah I'll be in a much better i'll be in a bunch better mood on New Year's Eve than i was for Michael's wedding.
00:48:27
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but Because you won't be watching football. I mean, I'm probably still going to watching football. It'll probably be way more entertaining than what's going on, but still. good Dude. Oh, I can't wait for this roast. This is just giving me more ammo. Come on, bro.
00:48:44
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ah Can we turn our mics down and turn the TV up? I'm trying to watch football here. They're distracting. they're They're telling me shit already now. It's kind of a distraction. Oh, defaulted, no booty. Jedi, what's up, you beautiful bastard? What's up?
00:49:02
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What's up, buddy? Good to be here. Every time you come in, I'm just been summarized by your beauty. Oh, Jesus Christ, Glick. That's how I feel about you.
00:49:14
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I just want to fucking wrap myself up in your beard. It's like a sleeping bag. um You know where you belong. You still got your spot reserved, right? Yeah.
00:49:29
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Jedi lives inard way i got a timeha in his beard. in his beard. So if you ever are letting your beard through my beard, maybe you come across something, just die. Just don't. tell it Tell her not to crowd my space, Glick. Tell her not to crowd my space. I think i think she's going to evict you, Jedi. Oh, shit. I paid my rent.
00:49:49
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i paid my rent Yeah, well, unfortunately, it's a timeshare, so you still have to pay your dues. yeah and Damn it. Damn it, all these extra rules. I didn't read the fine print, son of a bitch. Just thinking in the backside of the beard.
00:50:04
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It's like the the dumpster behind Wendy's. Hey, that's a high-class dumpster, man. hey I know. It and smells pretty fresh. yeah What would you want to get dumped in?
00:50:20
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who Is that a threat? Like a Chinese restaurant, maybe.
00:50:29
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yeah yeah Just dump me with the rest of the cream of some young guy. Nah. what Jesus. Jesus.
00:50:40
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Oh, Snorting Cox has made an appearance. leave my back out of you You leave my old ass back out of this, Mark.
00:50:53
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Been here for fucking a minute and a half and i'm already dying laughing. That's what this show brings to the universe. That's what we bring to the universe, baby. That's how we get down on the non yeah nonsensical nonsense Saturday night. That's a mouthful.
00:51:08
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Something no woman has ever said to Kate. Whoa. or you You've not heard that before. your mind that high Thank you for joining us. How are you doing tonight?
00:51:23
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definite It's a great comedy act you got there. It's a great bit you're doing. She's doing good crowd work. okay she's doing you and name What's your name? You stick a microphone in your face. At least she didn't hit the vibrate button on the microphone.
00:51:42
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That have been awkward. like Wait, does it actually got one of those? It's it's a back massager, okay, guys? Calm down. Sure it is. Massages her back to front. What? All right, need more.
00:52:04
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I need more. You need more what? oh More water? Yeah. Just turn your back massager up to 11. It'll get you where you're going.
Music References and Creative Banter
00:52:13
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Never go to 12. If we learned anything from Spinal Tap, you never go to 12. No.
00:52:19
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was drinking. Oh, God. What was that? I don't know what just happened, but...
00:52:31
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We just learned that Brittany does have a gag reflex. yeah Jesus, she started to say something. i No, I was drinking something and Jedi said his shit and almost made me spit it all out over my computer. So I had to... Spitters or quitters, Brittany, come on. Can I borrow that mic asking for a friend? let Jesus. this You see, that wall behind you is to keep you out of normal society, okay? Build the wall.
00:53:07
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Build the wall. me's like if i put this my back If I put this green screen of a brick wall behind me, nobody will know that my kid's back there hacking because she's... Oh, no. No. no mar You can hear that that shit. I just got tired of how like bright my screen was. That was fucking asinine.
00:53:25
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cough drops or medicine? Yeah, hi dare I've hopped her up on cough syrup, fucking children's Motrin, fucking NyQuil, chloroform. think that's a felony in some states. Which one? Chloroform or NyQuil? Chloroform. like I think that's the active ingredient in NyQuil, to be honest. Look, it's a simple, it's a double shot. I'm not a doctor. I'm not a doctor.
00:53:53
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and then yeah And then you chase it with with a little chloroform. Lights out, they'll wake up the next like three or four days. and then for the next week Or the next week. It doesn't matter. Sometime within the next month, they'll wake up and they'll feel great.
00:54:07
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As long as they wake up, then you then you did it right. Now we know why K-Mac went for 47 kids. What? do what now we know why kac went for forty seven kids what Do you have a chloroform guy?
00:54:21
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I am the chloroform guy. Are you trying to get his number? What's going on, Brittany? What's going on, Amanda? Hey, you should've seen it. Amanda! Oh, shut That's why LSU sucks.
00:54:37
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Oh, what's up, Mandy? We love Mandy. Mandy's the best. Is that Mandy? Is that Mandy? You know, i hate that YouTube fucking changed everybody to their at instead of just like their screen name. It's so bullshit.
00:54:51
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but you I was bitching about this last night on my stream. Oh, what do you mean? over it I thought I always said at so-and-so. No, no, I didn't. That's kind of a new thing.
00:55:01
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Yeah, it always just said their actual name or their tag. Yeah, you could put what you wanted it, but now it's just like whatever your at is at on YouTube. keep switching to my other email address. Arch is the Nonsensical Network.
00:55:16
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we but Oh, does it. That's an on Facebook. but oh yeah It's bullshit. It's stupid. it's been new it It's been like the last couple weeks that it started doing that and it's annoying.
00:55:29
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because Some people's screen name is a little bit different than their at name so you don't necessarily know who is who sometimes. it's fucking First world white people problems right there. I know. what really gris i need to speak I need to speak to YouTube's manager. That's all I'm saying. Calm down Karen.
00:55:45
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Random numbers behind your name too which is fucking stupid. Well, you know what do you know you know you know what the nice thing about that is? is That might help with the amount of of people who are cowards and hide behind fake accounts and it comes in and it says something stupid with a bunch of numbers. Well, now it's go to be their actual YouTube account.
00:56:07
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Ha, fucker. so you know Yeah, you cowards. Now you're added. Yeah, now you're done. You're fucking added. Be afraid. is that in here and They're throw them at you.
00:56:21
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Throw them bows. Throw them bows. Wow. address style is your Is your Chevy heavy too? yeah like but Calm down.
00:56:35
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You beautiful bastard.
00:56:38
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Move, bitch. Get out the way. going 90. Oh, that's going to be in my head for the next week. Thanks, Glick. Get the fuck out of my way.
00:56:50
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You get one shot. not one that song I love it. Mom's spaghetti. was going to say I like how Glick doesn't know most lyrics to any of the songs. He's just shouting out the ones he does. Yeah, right? Mom's spaghetti.
00:57:09
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Yeah. Heavy, heavy. but
00:57:14
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I feel like he's looking at flashcards in front of his camera just saying. No, he's got a teleprompter. He's got a split screen to a teleprompter. And he reads it worse than Biden, shockingly enough. It's every other word.
00:57:31
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Yeah, It's like he's got dial-up internet and it just keeps cutting out on him. Somebody used the phone. Somebody used the home phone. Teleprompter's got Morse code for a teleprompter. Yeah, he's speaking in Morse code.
00:57:49
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My teleprompter writer has Tourette's. My bad. Oh, damn. shit Fuck you, dude. Don't do this to me. right now It's too early in the night for you to be getting my shit going. no Don't you dare wind her up, Glick.
00:58:11
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come The great thing is is is I can trigger them and then we can calm them down. And then I can trigger them again and then we can calm them down. That ebb and flow. Yeah, it is. She's like one of them Remember back in the day, there's... Oh, there's that dial on someone's own phone. let's i just be here Damn it, Mom. I'm trying to talk to my internet friends right now.
00:58:39
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like drlyrics I told you i was doing a podcast and I'd stay off the fucking phone. I'm going to be internet famous someday if you don't fucking talk to grandma that much.
00:58:52
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Both my mom and grandma are dead. Thanks for reminding to me, pricks. Well, we already know your mom's in your trunk, you dumb hoe. Rolling around. Thank you for that. What's going on, Jerz dog? How you guys doing? A bit too much chloroform on that one. Jerz day. And of course, no dog.
00:59:10
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He's perfected it since then. She was the trial subject. started with other dude Hey, he started with his grandma it it got better with his mom. Okay. That's all I'm saying. You know what though? They chalked it up to a COVID death though in the end. You don't have to call me boo. Jersey, you don't have to call me babe. Stop it. You two. What's up? mode What's up Jersey?
00:59:33
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Always good to see you. Actually, you should, you should save me from Gwik. He tried to chloroform me twice. I've only been here for 10 minutes. He tried to chloroform me twice. Now you ask for it. Stop it.
00:59:44
Speaker
I'm real tired of people lying on my name and telling people that I say or do things that I didn't do. I need a bump. I need a bump. Come on now. Come on. Do it again. Chloroform me. Chloroform me. You know how I like it. This has gotten out of control already. I should never have come here. I'm sorry I've sullied the soils of the Nonsensical Network. It's all your fault, Jenna. How dare you? I'll take the blame. I'll jump on that grenade.
01:00:14
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anything I'll save you. Aw, she'll save you. She'll save you. He's the best. Default Delay, welcome. We'll be on the live lookout for the new show, Default and Delay.
01:00:28
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Coming this spring right here i for me again. no it's gonna be on the lazy and hammer show Listen here motherfucker yeah this year Honky listen i we did this fuck you i um told me Shaman told me last week when he was here that you're this close buddy all shit And I was like he already is my problem on Saturday nineteen Damn right Except for last Saturday when you were a fucking... You were the delay, bitch. Oh, no, no. I was here last Saturday night. Where was you? yeah but you were You were delayed.
01:01:05
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yeah I was. I was. because cal I had to go find other sources of YouTube entertainment. i would like and somebody I was talking shit on somebody else's panel because you weren't available for me to talk shit here. I would i would like to apologize, but it was a last minute thing.
01:01:22
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One of my former guests on Glicks House of Music, this band right here, i'll give you guys a little snippet.
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i will Buttons don't work.
Guest Promotions and Audience Engagement
01:01:33
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They're so sticky because you've hit my computer too much. Shut up!
01:02:06
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I get a little on that. That looked like a scene from Game of Thrones. It was. Well, Kissing Willeth was playing in a bar like five minutes from the house, and I was like,
01:02:19
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Damn this show. I'm going to see the guys. and we had it Wow. wow wows Just abandon in your community because it suits you. That's fine. It was a former guest of Glick's House of Music here on the Nonsensical Network. I was going to support the guys, which worked out because now we they're going to come back and we've got some plans in the future. that and yeah We got to get up on stage and hang out.
01:02:42
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You have future plans to continue to abandon your community. do. Yeah, that part. Which dates are you abandoning us? I'm going to write it down. Which dates are know be who abandoning us? Do I need to click it more? Do I need to click my pen more?
01:02:57
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Tell me the dates. Calm down, Karen. I'll get you our manager as soon as he's available. Well, I'm very a very busy person, so they better show up soon. How about
Childhood Stories and Creative Storytelling
01:03:09
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this? He'll have his people contact your people to contact you. Oh, my people are bigger cunts than I am, okay?
01:03:15
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So, in other words, in other words, Shaman and I will get together and we'll do a show. You've never seen fired up Shaman, okay? You don't even know what you're dealing with there. he's a yeah And I'm moving to Australia. There's a love connection between you and me
01:03:36
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Meg. You know what? I do enjoy office supplies, to be honest, so I will move there to manage that. But I don't like giant, huge spiders. No, that's that's that's actually a drawback. I've got to weigh these the pros and cons out. I'm going to make a pros and cons list.
01:03:57
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debated as I have abandoned us. Shut up, Mark. That's such a throwback. Shut up, Mark. I'm not allowed within 500 yards of staples. What did you do, Greg? What did you do?
01:04:12
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Such a throwback reference, Mark. Way back when when we first started doing Nonsensical Nonsens, we had a whole show about how much Staples turned me on, and I used to go there just to smell the cardboard and and pencils and stuff like that. He just in there snorting cardboard dust like a fucking freak. It's like basketball, except worse. That's what I got a home to so far for the wood.
01:04:39
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whoa briney I go there for the wood. It smells good in there, man. Yeah. you know if If you scrub your wood, it does smell nice.
01:04:56
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I'm like, good I don't know. anyway use should i always Mine's always freshly smelling. okay You should always have nice smelling wood. Apparently i I learned that in this, in this show, your your wood should always smell nice.
01:05:11
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It should. It should never smell. Look how bitter he is about that. He's like, oh, it doesn't smell like swamp ass. Oh. Nobody wants to suck on a fucking swamp thing. Hey, lazy. Fucking that motherfucker takes a shower five minutes after he's out. The son of a bitch smells like fucking burnt rubber Vaseline. Well, I mean, he only showers once a month. So I think it takes a while to scrub it off and he doesn't do it. Look, guys, I take my baths in a local stream, all right? What am I supposed to do? He gives himself He gives himself a golden shower once a week.
01:05:46
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such well hes His hat used to be white. That's all I'm saying. i used to. and they And then they locked up fucking R. Kelly. Now I can't go get my golden showers anymore.
01:05:57
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That P. Diddy. He can't fucking go over there and get oiled up. sort in the center mark I love scented markers. The purple ones. Yeah, damn right, Jersey. Sarge taught me that.
01:06:10
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Wait, what now?
01:06:13
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Don't you worry about it, K-Mac. I'll tell you when you grow up. I didn't say that, y'all, man. What's going on, buddy? Speaking nice-smelling wood.
01:06:24
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Kaylee. Who the hell is Kaylee?
01:06:30
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God, Sarge's old. Dementia's kicking in. Jersey, you get your man.
01:06:37
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Take control of this shit. hey chris technician oh get up here sarge teaches me new things every day oh all well he's learned a lot yeah hadn't here i think sarge was saying hi to you but it said it said kaylee wait can you auto correct dementia perfect it i't i don't know i'm just kidding fun fact i work i shouldn't be allowed online right now i was with a guy who up told us one day during break one day he was going to grow out of his autism oh that's that's that's a very that's a very ambitious dream that's an ambitious dream and i applaud him for that
01:07:32
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That's why he does tires and nothing else. Hey, hey, hey. oh the yeah um Don't discourage the dreamers. I don't. Hold on,
01:07:45
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I'll be right back. yet no poor dying i this calling for you Oh my god, did you guys hear on Saturday night Glick advocating for kids to be a chloroformed? Oh my god. i heard yeah I've been spreading that rumor actually. Don't worry, somebody else will spread that rumor for you.
01:08:03
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Yeah. thats well Then what am I here for? I'm just here to spread rumors. I'm just here to spread rumors. You can go, yeah, yeah, he did.
01:08:14
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Yeah, I woke up and started spreading the rumor. I woke up in a cage. Get it? Sometimes i feel like I have to explain jokes to Glick.
01:08:29
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Please do. Get a car and book a crayons. I would, but you ate all my crayons. Just the purple ones and blame Modog.
01:08:39
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because
01:08:43
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I'm not laughing at your joke. like i see what i Look, look i look you know it's it's not my fault. I didn't know that crowns were delicious until I met Modog. I mean... crowns Did you just say fucking... Yeah, said crowns.
01:08:58
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And I say it on purpose.
01:09:01
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That's what he tells us. It's like say Illinois. And I say it on purpose. And I say Louisville. Or Louisville. You said it right for the first time. Yeah, I said Louisville. I say it on purpose.
01:09:13
Speaker
Crayons. Crayons. My name is Glick and I say words on purpose, damn it. That's right. Words are hard. so it's hard Crayons.
01:09:26
Speaker
Crayons. Oh, gosh. She's saying it in a dirty way. She's saying crayons. Mandy, get up here and control your panel. Come on, Mandy. Get your ass in here. yeah See?
01:09:42
Speaker
See, Brittany went circus heel on you for this. Did you hit your pin, baby? ah Yeah, you did. Somebody's high. I'm not. I wish I was.
01:09:58
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Liz.
Audience Interaction and Panel Dynamics
01:10:01
Speaker
She's just sitting on the bed. She's just sitting on the bed, grinning ear to ear. it Just giggling. This fucking dog, I swear to God. so want talk about glick Don't you talk about Glick that way.
01:10:16
Speaker
i gotta go take the dog back upstairs. I'm not a dog. I'm a dog. I'm a dog.
01:10:29
Speaker
Fox in the Hound. I'm the Fox, you're the Hound. Yes, sir. exactly
01:10:40
Speaker
We're so stupid. We can't be left alone together, Glick. This is going to be terrible. We're going to break the internet. We're going break the fucking internet. i know who left us Whose idea was it to leave us unsupervised? Who left the dogs upstairs?
01:10:54
Speaker
Who left the dogs upstairs? That's not the right word. That's where Brittany's taking them. That's where Brittany's taking them.
01:11:02
Speaker
Andy's got ahriti in the laryngitis and the herpesipalitis. her Oh, that sounds that sounds important. i mean I'd love to be here tonight, but unfortunately, have to hop off here.
01:11:16
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i have to hop off here
01:11:22
Speaker
Well, you know, if you ever get your kid to bed, you know where we'll be for the next five hours. Just got to run and get some more chloroform. I just got to go get some a bleach and some ammonia.
01:11:34
Speaker
Bleach and ammonia. Don't forget the plastic bags. That's important. It is. It is. Rubber gloves. Booties.
01:11:46
Speaker
Tyvek suits. It's going to the booty store. that's right you All right, y'all have a good one. Later. Have a good one, K-Mag. Hopefully your little one feels better, brother.
01:11:58
Speaker
Yeah. you Y'all have a good one Yeah, bro. ah Have a good one. Bye. Thanks for stopping by. I wonder if this mic works on my laptop. Jersey, you you better shut your fucking mouth. You didn't even have it plugged in, Brittany?
01:12:12
Speaker
no No wonder it wasn't vibrating. We will not do anything because... yeah I will leave. I will put that all in Brittany's hands. She's in charge of that one.
01:12:24
Speaker
And Brittany usually leaves her backstage until she just leaves.
01:12:32
Speaker
Our Australian friend. Your mic's off. Don't you say that, Jersey. Don't you say such things. Jedi's other wife. No. She's banished but shadow out for she is banish to the Shadow for a reason.
01:12:47
Speaker
Throw in some condoms so you don't look like a weirdo. Duct tape. Colonia bleach. yeah Mag. Can I have Manny, where are you? I miss you. I need you. Get up here.
01:13:01
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my She's got bronchitis and laryngitis and herpes of a litus. And she's still going to be the funniest person on panel. I'm just saying. I don't appreciate you promoting your show and your and your headline down there on Friday nights.
01:13:15
Speaker
i was just How dare you for not appreciating what I'm promoting. That's cultural appropriation. Did you do that? I Jedi took himself down. I didn't do that. Britney, whoa.
01:13:35
Speaker
The fuck was that about that? thought you did it, Jedi. By the way, Mandy, I would never replace you. Ever. Not a million years. Please. <unk> Never ever.
01:13:46
Speaker
Never ever would I ever. we'renna let We're just going to let that comment simmer. but umma Jersey quit circulating rumors. I am for real.
01:14:01
Speaker
sorry. I'm going to make your mom cry. I apologize. No, it's your daughter cry. No, it's mother. No, it's daughter.
01:14:12
Speaker
I think it's daughter, actually. In case. i don't i'm sure i think I can see it both ways in my head, I don't know. I don't know. this You know the change depending upon who was singing it. My bad. She took some artistic you know initiative for that. I mean, that makes more sense, but yeah.
01:14:35
Speaker
You're going to grab me ah two of them? so Some autistic abilities. Is it daughter? It is daughter. right Sorry, I have problems. I have some other issues, okay? If you make your daughter cry, I apologize a trillion times. I've
01:14:55
Speaker
been saying mother for years. Well, you're dumb. Well, I never had a mother, so... why why would he be taught Why would he be doing a song saying I'm sorry, Miss Jackson? miss It's about a bad breakup. Do you not know what the song is about? No, I just sang it. Tundra was a whore and he was made out of the bad guy. yeah brity just to Oh, wow.
01:15:24
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yeah That was the worst seizure I've ever seen. a
01:15:32
Speaker
Looked like your hands got into a car accident together. i remember It was just all fucking chaos. fraco be better at it Yeah, but you know what? It's like a train wreck. You can't help but watch. Yeah, I i didn't even blink, I don't think.
01:15:54
Speaker
Well, that's because you're default. We're not surprised, Jersey. Look at who your man is. He's like, 40 years older than you. ah Boom!
01:16:07
Speaker
You know what? He's a punk bitch because you won't come up on the panel. He is not that old. Mic drop. I'll give you that one. you like Go ahead, Mike. Drop the mic. Drop the mic one time. Oh, look! Oh, there we go.
01:16:28
Speaker
most handsome man on panel what's up you bastards The most handsome man with the greatest voice is on panel. yeah yes He's the total package.
01:16:39
Speaker
He's also very generous because I'll tell you what, it's not like a Marine to share their crayons. But this man shares his purple crowns with me.
01:16:51
Speaker
You greedy bitch, you ate all of them. I did not eat all of them. Yeah, quit fucking with my purple crayons, dude. yeah I told you i' would eat the orange ones, but you said they're not as good. They're not.
01:17:03
Speaker
They're not. Well, Doug has to buy them in bulk because he knows you're going to eat at least 75% before he even gets a chance to color our picture. Exactly. We're not coloring pictures when we got the crayons. He eats the paper and all, too. He doesn't even peel like a banana.
01:17:16
Speaker
Nope. That's how I eat a banana, too, man. Cheers, fuckers. Cheers. Moe Doug, how are you, bro? It's been so long since I've seen you. Long time no see, man. How you been, brother?
01:17:27
Speaker
ah I've been better. but You know yeah have been better. I've been better.
Guest Introductions and Humor
01:17:34
Speaker
You're better now because you're with us. You're with the fans. My brother and my fucking cousin died both in the same week. I was like, fuck. Fuck, dude. shit That's a lot to deal with.
01:17:46
Speaker
Sorry to hear that. that was like hot i I was driving back from Boston and my daughter was like, hey, dad, did you hear Bobby died? and I'm like, fuck, no.
01:17:57
Speaker
He's the one that was in hospice. Not Bobby. I know, right? Of all people. Fucking Bobby. My dog's the hottest man on the internet. You guys are so gross in a good way. Kayla said, I mean, probably not, but I mean, we're all entitled to our own opinion. I mean, you know.
01:18:21
Speaker
Who said that? Kayla? Yeah, or Kaylee as you called her.
01:18:28
Speaker
Oh, Harold. Harold and the magic purple crayon. Yeah, that's something different, though. that's That's a porn movie. He had to draw his own worlds and go on adventures. You have to show your ID before you rent that video.
01:18:43
Speaker
Yo, that's actually Lazy Jedi as a child. What? look yeah was never a cop I was never a child. I was born exactly how I am. Look at Harold and the purple crayon. I'm not doing that. I don't want to.
01:18:58
Speaker
Fuck off, Brittany. I don't even know what it looks like, and I'm already offended.
01:19:05
Speaker
Man. Clicked. You see what Mandy said, man? That was hilarious. sorry So proud of himself. The coloring book said two to five years, and he did it six months. I had to...
01:19:17
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i have a Maudol
01:19:21
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<unk> okay you're talking ass or near and your tits too yeah i'm sick too yeah bring your ass and them tents and your sense of humor bring it all brit just bring it all i'm quoting brittanney okay as tips lawyer we all look normal size and jedi looks like this big fuck is like camera My camera is actually like way back further than it normally is. I don't know why. i just i didn't i don't ever check my camera angle. I just jump on fucking live. just want it more than on moon and stars in your picture. you know
01:19:54
Speaker
Hold the fuck on. We get it. That's the first time I've ever called normal size. There's nothing normal about your size. so Oh shit, I'm body shaming again. My bad.
01:20:08
Speaker
Okay. ah That's a little better. That's a little better. That was a tick. It's not any better, Jeff. it's It's a little better. It's a little better, okay? Damn it, MoDog. Don't be fucking using your tweezers like that.
01:20:25
Speaker
I'm a Pac-Man, you're an asshole. Hey, I look like a ghost, so it works out. You can like a dysfunctional Brady fan. I'll do the stage.
01:20:36
Speaker
Okay. We're double-trapping each other over here, left and right. How you guys been, man? I haven't seen you in a while, man. Good to see you. Good, man. Good, man. Now, you know, hopefully you're doing all right, man. It sounds like you've had all kinds of yeah i'm doing right man'am shit going on. and
Sports Events and Personal Jokes
01:20:51
Speaker
Yeah, I did. But, you it's life. It's shit we all deal with, man.
01:20:54
Speaker
One tragedy after another. And then next week, you're going to have to deal with another tragedy when Michigan upsets Ohio State for the second in a row. Or for the fifth year in a row. But it'll be the second upset.
01:21:06
Speaker
Having to deal with g quick is the biggest tragedy. We'll see. Shut up, Jenna. you Again, you guys all come here. ah i don't force anybody to come here.
01:21:17
Speaker
Or do I? Well, I woke up here after the chloroform salad. I do like being picked on, man. We saw your woman's post on the fucking bathroom door, man. She fucking told all.
01:21:35
Speaker
Did you put my number on the bathroom door again and said call for a good time? Damn it, Jersey. No, you did that. That's how you found her, right? I don't know.
01:21:46
Speaker
Sorry, too far. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. What call for a good woes too far? She agrees with you, Britt. She said, yeah, that's how I get hold of you.
01:21:58
Speaker
And she called for a good time. And she got a mediocre time. I'll apologize up front for the coughing. That's the only time I'm going to do it. Don't worry, we we just spent the last hour and a half listening to K-Mag, six-year-old, with the cigarette hack in the back.
01:22:13
Speaker
far can If I, like, breathe deeply into the mic and shit, you guys would think somebody was on here with the death rattle, you know? let's got do it It's got that nice gurgle to it, man. You know what? I mean, I'll throw that right up.
01:22:27
Speaker
It would be great for the show, but please don't die on your podcast, MoDog.
Pranks and Humorous Exchanges
01:22:32
Speaker
It would be great for ratings. Clip that, somebody quick. Remember that one podcast?
01:22:39
Speaker
Remember? When that purple-eating crayon motherfucker died on screen?
01:22:46
Speaker
He's a giant... Mandy said we'd like it. Purple people eater. One eye, two eye, giant purple people eater. Crayon eater.
01:22:57
Speaker
How'd you know that's his nickname?
01:23:02
Speaker
It's pretty easy to guess. All guys give their shit. Three minutes of your life. Wow. You're giving me all kinds of credit, Mandy. She put for the best. What am I supposed to do with the other two and a half minutes? Yeah.
01:23:16
Speaker
And he can't see if we get your number if she goes back to the bathroom at all. Click's like, fuck you, I got off. If you didn't, that's your problem, man. Work faster. it worked work faster
01:23:28
Speaker
present Dear so and so, thank you for a wonderful evening. Sasquatch killed the mow dog on his podcast.
01:23:40
Speaker
Sasquatch killed the radio star. Sasquatch killed the radio star. That'll cut you on. We should make that a thing. i need to... oh we no fuck rocky keeps Rocky keeps ignoring me, that goofy ass.
01:23:56
Speaker
hey Where the fuck's he been? He's back in the studio. but and matt I ain't mad at him. He's back in the studio. But he was working on a remix of that Ice Cube Sasquatch song. And it's fucking insane what he's got so far. ah' That was the last time I was on your podcast.
01:24:14
Speaker
That was like what? That was like a month ago, right? It's been a month. Hey, babe. Remember the thing I was going to send you first? Uh-oh. Uh-oh. Well, I'm giving that to you now. Not in public. God damn. now you it's You're really trying to kill him on the fucking podcast. Chill, man. Chill.
01:24:35
Speaker
That thing. That thing. That thing. murdag If your erection lasts longer than four hours, you need to go to the hospital, okay? No, if my erection lasts longer four hours, I'm calling every motherfucker in my black book.
01:24:51
Speaker
Everybody line up. We're going to get through this as efficiently as possible. We've had that conversation, MoDog. Stop calling me at 3 o'clock in the morning. i can't it says yeah No, you're the thing that makes his erection go away. that's That's why he calls you. He's like, hey, I need this to go away. It's been going on for longer than four hours. Can you send me a picture? And then you do, and then it's like, okay, done.
01:25:16
Speaker
He keeps sending me pictures. He keeps sending me pictures. He's like, is this normal Glick? And I'm like, yeah, sure. He's like, yeah. It's three times more normal than Glick's. He's like, it's cute. A little bigger. looks like a dick. but so that's That's an oversized clip, but good for you, buddy. What's the green sludge coming out of the tip? by Don't worry about that. I got that in the Philippines. Exactly. that ah that's well Your dick's got global warming.
01:25:45
Speaker
Ooh. oh good put that comment back up there again and leave it up a little bit longer jersey and you know what i i read that exactly the way it sounded coming out of her fucking mouth jersey said you go ahead and call everybody that little black book she already burned all your belongings Wow, I think Jersey's on her way down to Kentucky right now.
01:26:11
Speaker
She was in the car. She didn' see she was fucking auto texting. Three hour drive, she got there in five. She's two of ludicrous right now. Move, bitch. Get out the way.
01:26:22
Speaker
Look, babe, it's not a competition. Calm down. like Put the purple book away. It's all good. Purple book? It's because she had the purple dick in her. Sorry. Purple crayon, I meant to say. That's a Freudian slip. That's a Freudian slip right there. yeah yeah You try that No, I'm good. I'm just going to... It was a dick-shaped crayon. Same thing. to my god walk If you melt it just right, it gets that nice curve.
01:27:00
Speaker
my God. Whoa! Whoa! I don't know. andta I know, Smith. Why do I want to hear If you're an idiot, you like the wrong end of your cigarette and light the filter.
01:27:14
Speaker
That was fun. I've done that. I've done that. That's terrible. MoDog, you're in trouble. Mandy's offering help to conceal the body. Uh-oh, and Mandy's an expert, so.
01:27:28
Speaker
Yes. it was It was nice knowing you, MoDog. I really like you, bro. I mean, it makes sense, man. Jersey's a hospice nurse, so, you know. It's just the stars are all lining up, man. Apparently, I need a fake purple one. He's giving it to everyone in his office. Yeah.
01:27:43
Speaker
Oh, no. just added him to the fucking stage and you took him away. i didn't do anything. He can add himself to the stage. Wally, get control of your panel. These people are out of control.
01:27:56
Speaker
and That's all on you, Jedi, tonight. Damn it, Wally. Why you guys shuck your responsibilities? interesting relax Good to see you, though, Wally. What's going on, guys?
01:28:10
Speaker
What you big bitch? What up, mate? It's going. Not much. What's going on? Everything going well in the house. Ladies and gentlemen, Wallace Reginald Ellington III is in the building. but Oh my gosh. Do we have to pledge allegiance to him? He sounds royal. don't think we're going to hear these royal people. I don't know how it works. I'm not i'm not experienced being the presence of royalty. I pledge allegiance to your crown. Please don't chloroform me to the ground.
01:28:46
Speaker
No, Glick only does that to you, Jedi. Not me. Oh, really? I thought he said everybody you had to go through that initiation process. Damn it. I was lied to again.
01:28:57
Speaker
i can't trust anything Glick I mean, anyone else want to share a collection of crowns? Crowns? Sure. For 30 years. What are you talking about, Paul? Wally, I'm going to make you talk.
01:29:17
Speaker
I don't care. I got access to a gym whenever you want to come to my hometown. We're doing it right out there. We're doing it old school right in the street. Right in the street. Whoa. While he's fucking flexing on us with his gym credentials. It's the great Vin Diesel once said in Knock Around Guys, 500 Fights.
01:29:37
Speaker
Anybody else want to show their collection of crayons? Mandy and fucking Jersey need to calm him the fuck down right now. i be dude sorry but i like like They're convincing a little too hard on this shit. Wally, get control your panel. Modog, get control your women.
01:29:54
Speaker
Modog, you never got your name. We're going down swinging, but I don't know if we stand a chance, bro. and likely doing your cras Don't swallow them whole. You're going to choke, and nobody here knows the Heimlich.
01:30:07
Speaker
I do. Just not the Heimlich. Just let him choke. and sure its all okay Just let him choke. Did you say trusting Glick with what? He's not going to learn if you don't make him fucking panic.
01:30:21
Speaker
Mandy. Mandy said trusting Glick with initiation is like trusting the Hooker that says she loves you. Yeah.
01:30:33
Speaker
Of course I would. Okay, I'm starring now other fuck that motherfucker. That is so good. Mandy, what the fuck? I love you. news Mandy, complete me. It was very easy to convince him. I was like, look, Jedi, everybody's done it. It's normal. He's like, I mean, if everybody else has done it, I guess.
01:30:54
Speaker
That just shows l you Jedi plays follow the leader. I fell for it. Hook her line and sink her. but but That wasn't funny, I'm sorry You usually make crap, but that was is right ah Oh, we're just gonna critique every single joke individually like that Okay, Brittany, I can't wait for your next one Brittany acting like she got a comedy show coming up or something Yeah, it's it's almost like I do The fuck?
01:31:21
Speaker
She already pre-bought her own microphone to take with her No, I have this from when I was in a band. No, no. was in You were in a band?
01:31:32
Speaker
What kind of band? The Taliban? What about me says Taliban? cal about me what kind of band ah new ah the taliban <unk>s talent what about me says tala ba It'd be funnier, nevermind. So what, what kind of shit did you sing? Were you singing like, uh, were you Swifty and all that good shit, man? i fuck no Oh fuck And like a little bit of screaming because I can't go.
01:32:06
Speaker
Long with screaming. Yeah, we anyway we heard about that. It's because you screaming anger doesn't make make you part of a band or we'd all be part of a band. You guys aren't into metal or rock or anything like that. what werera I believe in it. God damn it, I'm funny. Fucking laugh.
01:32:22
Speaker
That kind of stuff. yeah That's what I'm saying, Steve. Just because you go up on stage and your Tourette's is on fire and you're shit, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck I hate you. I hate you. I hate you. I hate you. I hate you. hate you hate you I fucking hate you. You should lead with that, Brittany.
01:32:50
Speaker
That's the whole thing. I'm just going to stand there for two minutes and say, I hate you. i hate you. I hate you. I hate you. It's okay. What Mandy said cut so much worse than what Brittany said. I thought it was cute. I'm like, fuck. Fuck my life. I give up. I don't have the money for that. Does it look like I have money to buy hecklers? She's only got money to buy her meth.
01:33:20
Speaker
She can buy hecklers. Hey, stop. Hey, what? Listen here, Bethany. They know shit like that. Plug your mic in and scream sing for us. on something you You know, you know i got to be careful. You're right, Britt. I have to be careful saying that because what I say is all truth and people like to run away with that.
01:33:40
Speaker
Especially with the way I am skinny and I'm a Skeletor and people like to talk shit. Those are my words. I said that apparently.
01:33:52
Speaker
i know I'm skinny. Fuck ass. Please like, share, and subscribe. And I'm fat. And Wally is too. Wally's also a bald.
01:34:06
Speaker
I'm fat as fuck. P-H-A-T. Wally would look like a... Grow your beard out a little bit. Grow your hair out, Wally.
01:34:20
Speaker
I've never seen you with long hair. Or medium length hair. You've always had a false cut. Yo, if he had his little like middle hair thing like you do, you guys would look kind of like brothers.
01:34:33
Speaker
You want know a secret, Britt? We are brothers. Yeah, didn't you know that? Mind blown. No, you're not. Shut You don't see the gray in his beard? like I see it matching Almost matching gray patches.
01:34:50
Speaker
No, his is like on one side. If we're going by gray in beards, I must be your fucking daddy. Moe Dog says he's your daddy.
01:35:04
Speaker
Who's your daddy? Moe Dog. I said if we're going by gray in beards, then I must be your fucking daddy. that's white Easy grandpa. Grampy. Easy papa. dog my grandkids My grandkids do call me poppy.
01:35:20
Speaker
Okay, now it's making it weird. That's what I call my grandpa. Poppy. yeah You also call him uncle. but fair no because It's because he was always popping pills.
01:35:34
Speaker
Uncle daddy grandpa. He's also my brother. he's also my brother Isn't there a show called Uncle Grandpa or whatever? it like cartoon yeah Grandpa.
01:35:46
Speaker
Oh, you're talking about cartoons. roll ti yeah Roll Tide, Bad Grandpa's a good one. Sorry, I'm getting used to handling this. There's four jokes right there. Four jokes right there.
01:36:00
Speaker
I was going to say, you act like that's the first large black palace looking thing you've ever handled. That's one. You're not wrong. Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait. Mandy said Glick is only giving that advice because he took his clothes off to be a stripper and got money to put his clothes back on.
01:36:21
Speaker
I believe that. It paid him to post. His thirst traps on TikTok say different. Just saying. Oh my God. I am so tired. I got you back, man. i got you Thank you, MoDog. appreciate that, brother. Good looking out. His selfies and his fucking little reels that he does of himself. He's just like, yeah.
01:36:44
Speaker
Everybody look what I'm doing. Apparently. he belong him brit apparently so I appreciate you. Allegedly. yeah the strip people People hate this show and hate me, but they still watch.
01:37:00
Speaker
You don't like what you see in my reels and my TikToks, but you still watch. You got your gay friends watching going, I hate that motherfucker. It's so cringy. They're hate jerking.
01:37:15
Speaker
They're hate jerking. Put this in your beard, bitch. You love me, you hate me, either way, you're watching me at the end of the day, baby. And that's all that matters.
01:37:25
Speaker
Jersey, isn't that a drag name? Yeah. What? I don't know. I think Moe Daddy. Wait, what?
01:37:39
Speaker
Oh, fuck. happy too Mark, you're asking questions you don't want the answer to, buddy. Right? and has that Every Saturday, some doors you don't want to open.
01:37:52
Speaker
Luckily, he didn't borrow my mic. glick Glick typically pushes when he should have pulled. i always yell surprise first. Shorts do get views. I know that, but his are just cringy as fuck.
01:38:12
Speaker
I have not never once but a first tra I should put a thirst trap on our YouTube. It might help us. I was like, what is this thing doing? I mean, it could. It could. Let's not rule it out. It's premature. is like like I can all i could only imagine comments I would get from our subscribers on YouTube. You guys would fucking destroy me in the comments.
01:38:41
Speaker
Glick's thirst traps are for porn addicts and drag queens. hey Either way, again, still getting views. It's a win-win situation. I'm winning. I don't know what the problem is. Yeah, who's winning really now?
01:38:55
Speaker
Mark said he can't drive by an Applebee's anymore. The addicts going drive twins are apparently. Fucking click shop.
01:39:03
Speaker
This podcast has its strict don't ask. No, hold on. Shut up, up cop. Don't ask, don't click.
01:39:16
Speaker
Don't ask, don't click. I don't like that. I hate all of I hate it. The only one who has my back is MoDog. MoDog, you're my only friend.
01:39:29
Speaker
we listen and we join You got his back, Mordak? I mean, you know. He's my bad hair, Jedi. He's battle, bro.
01:39:40
Speaker
You're right, Mandy. Put your head down. Incoming. Oh, thank God. um me thank ah yeah I'm to throw up and laugh some more.
01:39:54
Speaker
Fucking beer is going down way too easy. Here we go, Jersey. That's what she said. joy see Jersey. Thank you. We don't kink shame here. We will body shame, but we don't kink shame. As I said, we listen and we judge.
01:40:10
Speaker
We listen and we judge. We listen and we judge. He bought me a... He bought me a... I did. I did buy you an ice cream. One and ice cream. Get your fucking grammar right. Sorry, Mark.
01:40:26
Speaker
You bought me an ice cream cone. has that's worth it Are you really trying to be a grammar Nazi right now? You of all people, Brittany Fade. And she's dead.
01:40:44
Speaker
are dead. I smart. SMRT. i got shoot see oh my god mo dog i am smart s m r t Maybe that's why you are my old first sister.
01:41:00
Speaker
why I appreciate you. I wanted to say something because my name on the YouTube... On the YouTube. on the you And you were just grammar checking Mark. On the interwebs with the YouTubes. And you're calling me the old grandpa. I am the Brittany.
01:41:17
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but Hypocrisy. Be careful there on the interwebs. I am the hypocrisy. Mine says 46 after my name, I think. And hers says 7,500.
01:41:30
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463, so damn, she must be old. i ah you are you wait Are you judging people's ages by their're YouTube numbers? Oh my God, why are we bringing up judging again?
01:41:44
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Because you just were like, she's 7,463. We're feeling very judicial tonight. Everybody on the internet can't have 69 after their name. That means there's 7,462 other Amanda Longs.
01:41:58
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On the YouTube, as you said. And a and a bitch ain't one. in a bit
01:42:05
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Yes, can I. A bitch ain't one. I was so dumb that it's kind of funny. We don't listen. The Britney. but We listen and we make fun.
01:42:17
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The British knee. got my warm if few on The British knee bends to the crown. Thanks, baby girl. You're always trying to scissor some bitches up in here. Jersey, calm down.
01:42:29
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andy Yeah, why are you mad at this man with his little black book when always up in here trying to scissor? is mike really fair Thank you. I'm British, leave me alone. yeah I think he is British.
01:42:41
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Oh, my, I have to talk to him. And you do sound funny, Mark. What? Of course I can't English.
01:42:54
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Yeah, there was a lot of protein on the windows. He was looking out at the neighbors. It was one time. used to be tinted and he licked that shit all off. right off of Used to be tinted.
01:43:11
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He licked the tint right off them bitches. oh No, it's like in Baltimore when you have those random people coming over to like try and wash your cars and ask for money.
01:43:22
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Has anybody ever seen that or actually had that happen? Yes. I had a dude actually spit on my fucking windshield, and that's how he started cleaning
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01:43:30
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it. I was like... You know what? That's the move. You got to spit on it first. That's the golden rule. You got to spit on it first. Come on.
01:43:41
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That's how you know you got talent. and in hindsight i you know In hindsight, I was like, damn, I should have gave him a dollar just for just for having the balls to go and fucking do that. Somebody's windshield. You know? Like... I've never had that happen.
01:43:52
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Really? It happens down in Columbus. Well, I don't go to Columbus unless I absolutely have to, and even then I try to avoid. Well, how I'm surprised. If I do go to Columbus, I go to the white part of Columbus.
01:44:05
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Well, I was going to I'm surprised you didn't see. Yeah, there is a white part. Spit on that thing. spit on that
01:44:19
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Well, you know what, Jersey? i you yeah I've been to Philly twice, and that was twice too many. But I had to get to Philly. And I'll never go back to Philly again. That is a dumpster fire.
01:44:31
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No, the fuck it isn't. i yeah I feel like you got banned for some reason. There's more to this story. No, it isn't. Well, most of it is, but not all of it.
01:44:42
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Almost all of it. the Well, only like 90%, damn it.
01:44:49
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it's good parts okay like the school of art and then the the convention center i just i mean i can't remember the name of it because it's been so long ago that that philly cheesesteak place like that like the end all be all place to get a philly cheese i don't know man i care it's been so long because i love me a good philly cheesesteak that's really neat to shoot the next fucking uh walking dead is just go to kensington avenue man like No joke, literally. No joke. That's what I was just going to say. I saw like a crackhead or something around the street that looked like a zombie straight up. Oh, we got that on the east side of Nurk.
01:45:27
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bad and done We got that east side of Nurk. We got crackheads that walk around like that. We call that cracknarnia. They were on the salts. The first time Kayla came, I think it was the first time you were here. We went down around the square and stuff like that.
01:45:43
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We went down around the square and it was like the scene in Lion King where we went around the square and I was like, that part of there, we don't go there. Crack night. Our window slowly goes up. this is the This is as far east as we go and near.
01:45:59
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And then we look right back around the square and get the We can see Brittany.
01:46:04
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I just, there's so much. nor hey Too much is never enough. Talk to us or her you know? Come on. What? Drink him up.
01:46:16
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Who the fuck are you talking to, woman? but Are you good? like Are you having heart palpitations? okay a little bit because everybody's talking while you're talking to Kayla and everything. Saturdays fucking kill my fucking brain.
01:46:35
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All right, we'll all shut up so you can talk, Brett. it will yeah yeah Welcome to the main stage, ladies and gentlemen. Brett Knee. Awesome sugar, oh man. Wait, I thought that's what she was doing. And for the people that are dyslexic, it's Knee, Brett. Wait, she grabbed the mic she's going to. Go ahead.
01:46:55
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Oh, she's going to it. Hit it.
01:46:59
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Oh, God. Oh, yes. You got to slap a little bit. You got to slap little. youre this thats how you i' how you get it going. That's how you get it going.
01:47:10
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Good for you, Brett. When it drips on you, don't get mad. Don't get mad. and never my here's That's how the Cyclops shows appreciation. It cries tears of joy. right No, dog. You might have just killed Kaylee.
01:47:30
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yeah
01:47:33
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i they She's over here. yeah Hit her with some of that clean wood. man Hey, wait. Speaking of the lizard gang, Wally's back. ya Yeah. Wally. He's like, yeah.
01:47:47
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Well, like, kala kala was Kayla was sharing your show the other night, and she's seen the intro, and she was like, does he really have those? i was like, oh, his dragons and dinosaurs? And she's like, yeah, he's on his head or something. like, yeah the dude's got, like, six snakes and a and a bunch of fucking lizards and shit. like Sounds like a lot of Yep. She wants to come over and play with all of them. Nope.
01:48:12
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She likes the one-eyed dragons. Hey, you started to walk up the bodies in the basement. It's not a dragon, all right? it's ah It's a... It's a chameleon. a gardener. a guanadon. No, it's a chameleon because it can't stick to just one color.
01:48:31
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It blends in with everything. You're feeling better.
01:48:36
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Wait, what? I'm sorry. You were friends with Austin's bearded dragon. My daughter has... again and be My oldest one has Bearded Dragons, Wally.
01:48:49
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I've got two. They're so cool. You ever shave them? Dude, I thought you had a ghost. I didn't see the person because they were behind your head. I just saw your fucking cabinet door open behind you, man.
01:49:01
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I'm retarded. i That's the missus. Rachel. I thought I was running. That was good.
01:49:10
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wall cant engageuge I can't even gauge you, Brittany. What's that? You get me with the most dumbest freaking jokes. It says something about me.
01:49:24
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No, you criticize all my jokes, but the most are the ones you like.
01:49:31
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I'll be back. Get another beer. Fuck you, Rachel. Fuck you. ah Here we go. He said, fuck you, Rachel, since you didn't wave back.
01:49:46
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There, Glick. Hell yeah. yeah hell yeah and you guys Are you guys going to make the trip up New Year's Eve? I don't want to hear that. That's unacceptable. You're fired from the network.
01:50:02
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Okay, see you. Bye. I knew he' was going to do that. Hell yeah. um um um bing donng What's going on, buddy? hey Speaking of
01:50:18
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What up, Sean, man? Let me double check and make sure I lock out the doors. Well, now that Shaman's here, this is what we really gathered here for tonight. Shaman and I are going to give Brittany and Lazy Jedi their performance reviews and lack and let them know where they stand on the shows and if they still have jobs for next Friday or Saturday night.
01:50:42
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Oh, I ain't worried. Oh, yeah. but when I've been waiting for this all year. i knew it. Oh, damn it, Shaman. Don't hold back. Don't hold back, Shaman. Tell us how you feel. Shaman, we've done it.
01:50:55
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I mean, we do things on the backside, but we also do other things on the backside, too. Like, uh, insert liquidity. Why the hell did two people just show up to my job and we've been closed for two hours?
01:51:10
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Go kick their asses, Shaman. Because they don't know how to do and see what they're doing. Slap them in the face with that lizard tail. Beat them with a crowbar within an inch of their life.
01:51:22
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Whoa, whoa, whoa. Let's dial it back. Sometimes Jedi, you have to set it an example. Beat him like you do, Jedi, man.
01:51:32
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Wally just came back with this big old fat fucking bearded dragon. let's I'm putting him up. on Dude, I want one of i don't even like I don't genuinely like lizards, but bearded dragons, I've seen so many cool videos of them. Austin's bearded dragon is so tiny compared to yours.
01:51:55
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That's just one of them. The other one, I'm not messing with. sleeping health like So tiny. but That's good to clarify the rest of that sentence. Why do why do we have the the the setup this way?
01:52:11
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Oh my God. i don't i did it You did it. They're trying to make your head normal. i did i and There's no way to do that though. You can't don't overcompensate for my brain. i'm afraid to I'm afraid to turn my camera off hey while I go piss because I don't know what my my avatar is anymore.
01:52:29
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And also, we can see you peeing behind you. That's why i said I'm going to turn my camera off, but I don't care if you see me peeing. You can't see my dick. Well, we care if we see you peeing. We don't want to see this. We can't see it anyways. Ain't nobody on this motherfucker got that good eyesight. You're good, man.
01:52:46
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I know, right, MoDog? That's what I'm saying. I don't have the magnifying glass broke out. Sorry, Glick. Hey, Wally, coming in with the heat. Let's go. oh shit. Alright, ladies and gentlemen, I have to go.
01:53:00
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If you guys are on later, I might come back. well We'll be on later for a while. Goodnight, everyone. not Oh,
01:53:15
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oh that's dope. I'm pulling you up again. Sorry, that's not what I meant to say. old is that, Molly? He's at least four years old now.
01:53:26
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He was one of my rescues. He's got a stub. He was in with a group of that they had from a wholesale breeder. He's actually missing tip of his tail. Lieutenant Dan.
01:53:38
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it's my It's my special Ed. That's what we call him. don't know what the fuck I'm doing. My special Ed. yeah That's what you should have named him. That's what it is. It's actually his name, my dog. Special Ed.
01:53:51
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Yep. Yep. ah yeah i yep
01:53:59
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ah What happened to Jedi? Did you scare Jedi off? Oh, he had to leave for a little bit. um He said if we're still in a little bit, he'll come back on. This motherfucker text me and tell him, oh, come to Nonsensical Network, and then I get here and he fucking leaves.
01:54:16
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okay ah Might i have something to do with that Australian wife of his on the side. don't know. Uh-oh.
01:54:25
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No comments. i don't I don't even know what the joke was. I just saw it mentioned earlier. and i like i I'm on the outs. I don't know what the joke is.
01:54:37
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I know you got in a little bit of trouble last night. I already forgot, honestly, and I haven't even smoked any weed. Who got in trouble? Jedi? No, it looks like Glick's in trouble right now.
01:54:53
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He's in the doghouse again as usual. nothing i was like He's like, I promise, honey. They're all just jokes, man. Don't take it serious. I've had some issues with that.
01:55:05
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ah and You talk to all these dudes. I'm like, look at them. They're all fucking old as fuck. Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey. hey now What the fuck, man? What the fuck, Brittany?
01:55:18
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want me get a younger PFP? You ain't got to be real and shit. man but Yeah, show me your face, shaman.
01:55:26
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Yeah, fucking shaman.
01:55:29
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Could be.
01:55:33
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How do we know shaman's not Jedi? I heard about half of that. heard we show your face, shaman. ah I'm not going to repeat it, you bitch. I'm not in trouble, you assholes. No, no, no, not you. We were talking about Jedi.
01:55:47
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I was explaining who Jedi's Australian wife was, Kayla. Oh, you know too? far i know i Apparently, I'm the only one that don't know. how do you i havet I mean, issuming I'm assuming I know because I've seen a little bit of the chat last night. oh say i didn't And it's Brittany's BFF.
01:56:04
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Oh, then I definitely know who it is. but if If I'm wrong, tell me I'm wrong. sure who i thought It's who I thought. Brittany, think about people you have backstaged.
01:56:15
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What? And left backstage. And just left from there. And they stay there and wait. And they're from Australia.
01:56:27
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Yeah, it didn't take much figure that out. yeah I unleashed the yeah i east of britain down on on the Australian.
01:56:40
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They're so fucked up. It's better than that. Come on. Brittany's like, I'll just leave her backstage and pretend like I don't see her. Yeah, was great. I fucking took that bitch out.
01:56:53
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Game over. Well, you guys didn't have the fucking lizard balls to do it. You know what? And that's exactly what I just told Kayla. I said, I did not want to be that big of a dickhead. However, knew Britt would, and it was fucking hilarious because she didn't hesitate. And she was just like...
01:57:14
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but It was just out of nowhere, too, man. She's been thinking that we were going to... Anyways, I'm just going to shut up. Oh, family game night. That's precious.
01:57:27
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Your family doesn't you, Jedi. Bye, Wally. Who's family? Jedi doesn't have family. Yeah, we're family. We're having game night right now, Jedi. He's probably...
01:57:41
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Who's the most important, people on YouTube that you don't know in real life? Or people you marry and have fucking kids? Life and kids. Obviously, YouTube family is more important. That sounds disgusting.
01:57:55
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You're disgusting. You said they're playing the BTT yeah board game. Oh my god.
01:58:05
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okay oh I know. You said I was in control of the count. I'm sorry. bad my arm my hands are My hands are all discreet. i'll take Mark, you can come up here if you'd like to hit that link and and join the panel.
01:58:23
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You've definitely earned the right, brother. You've been around forever and a day.
01:58:29
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Shaman is better. family I mean, Shaman's better. Just period. You notice, Shaman... you notice shan thought you were playing game night with the family, dude. get out of the chat. What the fuck?
01:58:40
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i wouldn't I warned Jedi earlier that he was on very thin ice with you and he was about to get fired. Then you show up and exposed the fact that this was all a setup for the year-end reviews for Brittany and Jedi and he and he ran away.
01:58:53
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And he bounced. Yeah. yeah he's he's just like He's just like the guys that were trying to take advantage of bathroom breaks to get out of getting in trouble, taking accountability.
01:59:04
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Yep.
01:59:09
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Man, I'm getting real sick tired of seeing people talk about their fucking family tonight. I know, right? I don't have any. Fuck them kids. Fuck, there you go. Get off and leave.
01:59:20
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Get away from my bridge. My bridge. I didn't think my camera wasn't lower. Fuck.
01:59:32
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no scotto made that he wasn't interested in the lower part of me of course he's not talking about you scotto is the fucking king of that shit man scotto made some killer ones of me man i'm i'm i'm happy about mine but's see yeah they look dope i love this one that one's awesome yeah that's the jam right there you gotta gotta take some of that gray out of the middle though man no man it's No, this one's more spot on. That one, yeah. that looks now Those are badass, man. are able look more really in that
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Shout out to Scotto, man. and not swing little bit yeah i don't havent I haven't been on many panels the last couple months, man. You know, that thing called life going on and shit. I haven't seen Scotto in a hot fucking minute, man.
02:00:24
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Yeah, you got shit going on, bro. Fuck life. welcome shaman fuck life book yeah man i feel like he's about to go into an emo song or some shit it's not what's this mom i'm just glad his pfp is like stopped where it did and not showing a big fucking hanging set of fucking lizard nuts oh i got a different angle are you driving right now no yeah
02:00:57
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no i mean Allegedly If his boss is listening he's still at work God damn it What the fuck Shubbin said fuck it it's Saturday night nonsensical nonsense is live I'm out bitches but Locking this bitch down I actually left five minutes late I wanted to leave like 15 early but these fuckers just they just can't work i don't know why they just can't do the job They don't have enough nevermind old school man, all the whip out.
02:01:30
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Just start whipping them sons of bitches. Shaman, without saying like... Well, no, didn't do the pressure wash some shit and I'm like, yeah, it get the top of it. Make sure you wash the top of it. They're like, oh?
02:01:41
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I'm like, what the fuck you mean, huh? Give me this shit. Look, spray the top. This is how it's done. Ooh. Come on, guys. Yeah. You
02:01:53
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just can't put it down, can you, Britt? No, I'm trying to. You just can't put it down, can you?
02:02:01
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You give her about another hour. we give her about another hour, it's going to be about three quarters of the way down her throat. I just started to say, she's going to go to talk and it's going to be like blah, blah, blah.
02:02:17
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If you do that with it three quarters down the way, that's you're going to be blah, blah, blah, the balls, man. That's that's
02:02:25
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Lizard balls? That's an art form. Super aggressive with that mic, Britt. I am. Come on, get up. And that's comments. Get your shit together.
02:02:37
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Okay, I was wanting to play... Get your act together, Brittany! I wanted to play something. Oh, no. I wanted to say... Like, share, and subscribe, everyone! Bitches. Also...
02:02:52
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also i didn't like that's all i hear every time i do that picture i'm just hoping you weren't taking it no i was i was showing them how to do the moonwalk and they were talking and so i i squatted down and did that and we got a screenshot of it actually i think it was like questions do your best call them britney britanny who that's gold that yes I don't like that joke.
02:03:29
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I'm not telling you you look like Gollum. I'm telling you that picture does make you look like Gollum. Oh my god. i need the ring. Where's that thing you splashed up that says, I cannot masturbate to this? Oh, my God. Now she's changing the camera views. I didn't do that. That was not me. I didn't do that.
02:03:54
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You did do that. No, I did not. Yes, you did. You're the only one that has control to push buttons. And you kick shaman out all at the same time. Oh, my fucking God.
02:04:05
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Oh, my fucking God. He had to go to family night with Jedi. I think Shaman left on his own accord. I think he's done driving. Or he's still allegedly driving. Suck a big toe. Nope, that's not it.
02:04:19
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Allegedly.
02:04:26
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It's kind of weak, man. It was really weak. In all honesty, it was like a three, maybe two. It was like a.5.
02:04:37
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I feel like that's a biased number.
02:04:43
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You got to at least come correct with an honest judgment.
02:04:48
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I'm nothing good on it. You got her attention at come correct. All I need go to a drink.
02:05:02
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hey you got to go here to printni pan
02:05:11
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Wait, are you squatting? Oh, my God. What the fuck happened to your fucking podcast, dude? I don't know.
02:05:24
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It's Saturday night. It's what we do on Saturday nights. One of the guys at work. um will i ah ah Go ahead, Go Mo. No, i was just say i've I've been out of the loop for a hot minute. or Are you and your woman like living together full-time now? Yeah.
02:05:40
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No, no. I mean, she's always here, which is fine, but we're not living together.
02:05:49
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Okay. Well, we can't stand to be apart, so... and there's only like an like There's only an hour and a half between us, but I work Monday through Friday. She works from home, so she's able to just come here and and she can work while she's here,
02:06:07
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so Last week she had to be home, which was bullshit. so we had this We have not been apart more than three days since we met.
02:06:18
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And then last week she had to be home because her neighbor was out of town for training for work and she told him before we met that he that she would dog sit for him.
02:06:29
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So it was like complete fucking bullshit that we had to be apart for an entire week. So... So you better believe Friday, as soon as she clocked out from work, she was in the car.
02:06:40
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And I was teasing her. I was teasing her yesterday because I was hoping to get the bags and stuff out of her car. And was like, there you go, baby, you got all kinds of stuff. And she's like, I'm never leaving. I was like, fine by me. Moving in little by little.
02:06:53
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okay i told her i told her i said you can we can go buy you bathroom stuff so don't have to continuously bring it back and forth and you you already have your stuff here and i told her there's a couple few empty drawers in my one of my dressers i said if you need to put your stuff in it put some stuff in it i'm not i'm not saying if you really loved her you would already bought that shit for her or anything but whatever you I don't know what she needs. We need to... Don't you agree with him? Don't you agree with him?
02:07:26
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100% agree with him. Don't you 100% because I don't know what all you use, but I have offered you multiple times that we could go get whatever it is you need to have here so you can agree with What did i walk into here? and Oh my god. i don't i i just started out their first fight of the night.
02:07:41
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she said She said it's been in the bathroom for a while. I don't even know what I have in there. the that So I can barely buy stuff for myself, let alone somebody else. Kayla, you're lucky when Glick gets in the shower, there's more hitting his body than just fucking water. I mean, let's keep it real.
02:08:00
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Shut up. He's using hand soap he brings home from work and shit, man. what yeah You got gojo in the ah shower.
02:08:11
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Works for my hands. Might as well work for my balls. Right. There's nothing like exfoliating your balls. You know, okay
02:08:22
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exfoliating my balls, but I don't want to exfoliate. we
02:08:28
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I do. Wait, if you do it, just speaking from experience, make sure you use a really fine sandpaper. You don't want the rough shit. No, 180 grit, you' you're good.
02:08:39
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Yeah. i like it I like it rough, though. And do it in a shower. you't you know You start seeing smoke and smelling shit, you're rubbing a little too hard.
02:08:50
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I'm a man. I like the rough stuff.
02:08:54
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I know you do that, but that's kind of been put on a back burner for the fuck you're doing shaman you say it and the girlfriend or what? man yeah she My dinner wasn't made when I got home. Bitch, I told you. don't like her. Where's my sandwich? Where's my sandwich? I know.
02:09:13
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02:09:17
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yeah talking about my ladies like that where's my sammy where's my samit i know no Usually it is. I'm usually like... I still got half left. ratherwes
02:09:31
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What's that? i knew the first time was going to put out. PBJ. She's like, it's Saturday. I'm just kidding.
02:09:41
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And I put just as much jelly on as I did peanut butter, bitch. Okay, how do you guys make your peanut butter and jellies? Spray it and then put them together.
02:09:53
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i mean... What the fuck? thats ah I spread See how I make my ham and cheese? I put peanut butter on both sides. No, you're wrong.
02:10:09
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slices So the jelly doesn't seep through and make it all soggy. How long does it take you to eat a fucking PB&J, man? yeah Well, he started the show while I was eating it. I don't want to eat for those people. I'm going to say this. I don't care how you make your peanut butter and jelly sandwich. You do what makes you what makes you happy.
02:10:29
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if you You know, sometimes, usually I go peanut butter on one side, jelly on the other side, slap them together. Sometimes I'm feeling a little extra froggy. You get double the peanut butter and double the jelly. I don't know.
02:10:40
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It just depends on my mood. I like to put it... I put peanut butter on the bottom half and and jelly on the top half. And on the other piece of bread, I put jelly on the bottom half and peanut butter on the top half. And then I put them together that way. you're doing a triple decker.
02:11:00
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like Well, no, it's like each bread has half and half on it. And then like They're just swapped. Oh, you alternate sides. Oh, I gotta try that. i never thought about Sometimes I do that, but then I put the bread on the outside so that the peanut butter and the jelly is on the outside instead of like normal. that way and get off i eat it you that' that's That's normal. You're a Marine. you know it's cake i eat that shit caveman style. you know I am a woman. I know about sandwiches. You guys know jack shit.
02:11:29
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You know what? She's got us there. She has a point. True. True. So why don't you be a woman and go all go make all of us a sandwich? I was going to say it but I was going to say it. I'll do it. so Did you not hear? but Did you not hear? brit I heard what the fuck you said. yeah Yeah, you said it. Not me.
02:11:52
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again I wasn't trying to hit you. Oh, money, money, baby. Boom. You don't have like money. I put it right back on the right back on the nightstand.
02:12:02
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either so i can't hold kind i beat Me thought that they were playing nipple toss. I karate punch you in your pancreas.
02:12:13
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Get <unk>
02:12:16
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them all hard and put the rings on them and shit and see how many you get on. It's not that big. that's That's a good fun home game. you know like Jedi plays with his family.
02:12:28
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That would have to be a very small ring. like you would day You don't want to waste that many Cheerios. I'm going
02:12:36
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and i'm going to eat a donut off of your cake. Is this a donut mini? Wait, this is a fucking eclair, goddammit.
02:12:51
Speaker
And then there's this donut hole. I told you not to wipe it. What is the cream for him?
02:12:58
Speaker
What is happening? ah Don't even look at me like that when I talk about my small dick. You're like, I made a joke one time. i was like, I got a small dick and Kayla was like, I mean, it grows. it's okay It's okay. It's okay, honey.
02:13:14
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She's like, it grows a little bit. It's okay. I'm like, you know what? And this is why I love you because you're brutally honest and you don't and you don't pat my ego. And you go, know your dick's not small. She's like, it's adequate.
02:13:28
Speaker
like I don't grow or show. that's Hey, most of the nerve endings in the female vagina are in the first three inches anyway, so it's all good. God made it like that for a reason. Well, I guess in the first three inches, I can get that first inch.
02:13:46
Speaker
I've got a third of it taken care of. Now for the rest. Did you guys know that men's penises are like two inches inside of their bodies too? Yeah. Yep.
02:13:57
Speaker
yeah I wish I could get those extra inches outside of my body. I'd have a full 30. I measure them when I put the ruler down there. so You've got to measure from the back of your taint to the tip of your dick.
02:14:11
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That's right.
02:14:14
Speaker
There's actually a surgery you can have that will release that and let it come forward. um Then you've got a floppy sloppy dick, you know? That's why all guys, like, when they're taking dick pics and they randomly just send them out to chicks, they, like, pull it down extra.
02:14:31
Speaker
to try and get that extra. Oh, you don't think we use angles the same way you guys do? Oh, look at how nice my ass is. Yeah, don't even start. Every female selfie, the fucking camera is up here. Nobody wants a fucking unsolicited dick pic in the first place. You guys are asking for the first place. Well, it like you have a lot of them that talking about. Well, first and foremost, not all guys send dick pics.
02:14:56
Speaker
Unsolicited. Unsolicited. We all send them, but unsolicited. you don't I have never sent unsolicited dick pic in my life. hey I've actually sent maybe two dick pics in my life.
02:15:09
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and it was I have, but they wanted it, okay? They wanted it. They wanted it. They asked for it. I'm like, why? You already know. you You already know.
02:15:19
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Why do you want a picture of it? Probably so they could show their friends and they could all laugh together. Probably, yeah. Yep. You guys get off on the naked pictures. Us chicks, we're just like, oh, okay.
02:15:32
Speaker
You know, whatever. You get all moist and shit when you see a nice fucking chode just sitting there. you mark Oh, chode. Don't act like you didn't want it. You know you wanted it, Mark. I'm slacking.
02:15:47
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Oh. look
02:15:51
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I'm just saying, if I'm having a bad day and Kayla wants to send me a picture of her boobies, that's going make my dad my daddy a hundred times better. Dad? i actually said dead, not dad. okay Okay, I heard dad too.
02:16:05
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I said dad. I'm going to chime in, so I won't tell you. It might make my dad happy, but I haven't talked to my dad in almost three years, so I don't know. Maybe it would make him happy, and but I don't know why. please. dad boobie pictures. That's weird.
02:16:22
Speaker
i should probably call my dad. You know I'm going to my dad some boobie pictures for Thanksgiving. Thanks for making stuff that. that's a vision I just envisioned the greatest thing is going to be like the greatest thing I can do for my parents because they hated each other so much. and And dad, don't die anytime soon if you hear this, please. I hope you know I love you even though we don't talk anymore.
02:16:43
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But When you die, I want you to be cremated so that I can put you and mom together for the rest of eternity because I know how much you have. Oh, shit. My mom and dad hated each other with a fashion. I think that'll be amazing to just put them together. You're fucking evil, bro. That's evil. They're going to spend eternity fighting.
02:17:01
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yeah class You know what? you today You made my childhood hell, you two sons of bitches. Now it's my turn. me Me and the ex-wife back when we were still married bought plots together in a cemetery, right?
02:17:14
Speaker
And they're literally right next to my mom and dad. And we've been divorced now for like 22 fucking years. She won't give that fucker up. And she has a fiance. She's been with her fiance for like 13 years.
02:17:25
Speaker
And she won't give me the fucking... the the Because she has like her deed to the plot for Black Mavac. She won't give it up. And she goes... she loves yeah Her whole fucking argument is, well, I already have a plot. Why would I want to fucking have to pay for another one?
02:17:39
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And I'm like, first of all, you didn't pay for that motherfucker. I paid for both of them but whatever. Oh, well then... If you paid for it, you should be able to kick her name off that shit. oh it It'll be in my will somewhere. like Don't bury that bitch next to me. Whatever the fuck you I can hear her in the after like... ninginginging Fuck.
02:17:58
Speaker
No. If she like dies before you actually do bury her there so you can get her tombstone and be like, I don't want this bitch here. Yeah. Here lies the bitch. No.
02:18:11
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and No. I understand that. That's crazy. You're going to be buried she won' next to your parents. That's cool. She won't give it up. you know They had a twofer sale going on. A twofer.
02:18:26
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It'll have it don'll have to say something on her tombstone. Even in death, we still couldn't get a part. Yeah, something like that, right? That was actually kind of good, Sean.
02:18:39
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It wasn't snorting cocks good, but You know, you know. ven it Can't win them all. Yeah, dude. Hey, Glick, when you put your beer order in, man, add me to the list because I only got like one more in the fridge.
02:18:55
Speaker
Dude, just door dash you some beer, bro. I've never door dashed anything in my life and I will never fucking will. yeah's for you That's for you kids. You kids be doing that door dashing. Fuck that panic. He's in Kentucky and he needs door dash.
02:19:08
Speaker
What? What?
02:19:12
Speaker
well i You know who's going to shut up. I mean, no, sorry. so what She's so used to telling people to shut up ah yeah know You mean a dishonorably discharged? What?
02:19:31
Speaker
I've missed lot in the last few weeks, haven't I? That's crazy. Wow, That's the only job he can get. What? that Sexual predator? What?
02:19:46
Speaker
Damn. go in the poem Seven hours away and stay at a hotel and and forget to get two beds. Predator. What?
02:19:57
Speaker
Crazy. hey the other Saying that the married couple getting married or whatever, or paying for the room. Crazy.
02:20:10
Speaker
How'd all this come out? Never mind. don't even want to know. You know, the internet's a fun world to live in, and that's why you shouldn't throw rocks when you live in a glass house.
02:20:22
Speaker
And that's why he works for DoorDash because he can't get another job because of his background checks. As far as DoorDash, man, I love DoorDash and I feel like I'm going have to DoorDash some beer. You know what? I'm just too tight with my money to fucking know something. Normally it would have cost $10 if I just went got picked it up. $18.50 or some shit, Yeah, it's that bad.
02:20:44
Speaker
it's not that bad Crazy, Jersey. I mean, they only charge you more per the item and then a delivery fee, and then you have to tip them It's not that much.
02:20:56
Speaker
so if if i order it a lot my I'll just get my drunk ass in my car and drive up. sorry i and yeah I mean, time sure i mean it is it is cheaper than a DUI.
02:21:07
Speaker
I mean, fair enough. she was on deal so i run out of here i got I got all kinds of bourbon on top of the fridge. i'm I was going to say, you got all kinds of bourbon and shit. yeah hey that's what i wanted see That's what I want to do, Moe Dogg. I want to hang out because I'm not educated. want to hang out in general with you, which we will when we got to the gay bars in Columbus.
02:21:25
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um ah might like just did fuck go fuck My dad introduced me to some bourbons, but I know you're a bourbon guy.
02:21:35
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and I want to hang out because I like bourbon. It's like, I don't want to get fucked up off of it, but to like sit around and like sip on it and drink on it. And I feel like you could introduce me to some good shit. Yeah. See, I don't, I don't, I don't drink bourbon to get fucked
Bourbon Discussions and Drinking Trends
02:21:48
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up. I mean, bourbon is the harb bobon is meant to be like, you know, sipped neat yeah on the rocks, you know, I mean, yeah yeah throw it on the rocks and just, i mean, you're drinking it, like i know Jed, I like to drink bourbon and Coke, you know what I mean? there And there's times, very few times when I'll do that, but, You guys have seen me when I'm sitting here drinking with you like when I'm drinking bourbon.
02:22:07
Speaker
It's just straight bourbon. Choose a line of rocks. I mean, that's the way it's supposed to be drank. That's way you get all the flavors and all that shit. It's not meant to be like, I'm going to drink this shit and get fucked up. You're supposed to drink it to enjoy it. I know this sounds like fucking hoity-toity, and I don't mean it that way. No, man. That's exactly what I'm saying. That's exactly what I want to do. Pops and I always drank it. We mixed it with Coke.
02:22:32
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The pops was drinking bourbon to get fucked up. Whiskey and Coke. Yeah, and also it was like, I guess I'm going to drink some bourbon with my own man tonight. Yeah, if I was hanging out with the family and shit, I've drank more beer on panels just since I started doing the whole YouTube thing this past year. I've drank more beer on panels with you guys than I have probably in the last 15, 20 years, right?
02:22:55
Speaker
but um If I'm hanging out at the family, just like at a family event or something, and to be drinking all day, I'll drink like fucking Captain and Coke. hurt I like Jack and Coke sometimes. Well, I used to. But that's because I'm just drinking and I'm drinking the whole day. and you know i'm not you know to To Glick's point, I'm not sitting there trying to like enjoy a nice glass of fucking bourbon or something. you know that if you mix it with diet, what the fuck, shaman?
02:23:22
Speaker
I love that. His fucking anal beads keep falling out. He's feeding his fucking wolves. Leave them alone. He's feeding his fucking wolves. He's feeding his chihuahua that identifies as a pit bull. Leave him alone. If you mix diet soda with alcohol, it makes you more drunk.
02:23:43
Speaker
if you want to if you want to if If you enjoy Crown, crown like I like Crown Apple. Crown Apple's my jam. If I'm doing shots, I want Crown Apple. i Actually, have a bottle ah i got a bottle of Crown crown Apple in there. Maybe that's what I'll drink in your honor tonight.
02:23:59
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I threw up on that. We've been meaning to make a trip down to Kentucky anyway. so You know, I i have discovered Crown Apple and Gatorade together is amazing.
02:24:12
Speaker
I have tried that. Not only that. Wait, what color Gatorade? It's got to be green or yellow. we don't We don't see color here. Yeah, we don't see color. We're not racist like you, Brittany.
02:24:25
Speaker
Yeah, we don't see you. I'll tell you what. i fuck i got But yeah, you you get drunk, but you're hydrating yourself at the same time. So to drink a bottle of Crown and Apple in a night, which, you know, I'm not saying that I may or may not do, allegedly, um but then to wake up the next morning after bottle drinking a bottle of Crown Apple and feel perfectly fine, I'm just saying. that' why it is Who's when's winning right ah
02:24:57
Speaker
I had a girl that I was dating a few years back. She wanted, I was sitting there drinking crown, right? Just crown on the rocks. And she mean she goes, I want, I want some of that, but she's like, I can't, I can't just handle like straight bourbon. Right.
02:25:12
Speaker
And I was like, well, you know, there's some shit in the fridge. If you want to go in here and mix it with something, you know, And she hit, don't ask me why, don't ask me why, but she was like, she was into like fucking red Kool-Aid, like cherry Kool-Aid.
02:25:27
Speaker
So whenever she was over, there was always like a thing of cherry Kool-Aid in the fucking fridge, right? She mixed that shit with crown. And at first I was like, what the fuck did you just do? Right?
02:25:37
Speaker
Like regular crown or flavored crown? No, regular crown. But then I taste, I took a sip and I was like, you know, this ain't fucking bad. If you were going to mix it with something, yeah, it was. It was kind of like fucking drinking like a strong fruit punch, man.
02:25:51
Speaker
I was like, happy accidents. Happy accidents. meeting I want to get me a bottle of crap and the Kool-Aid Jammers. You know what I'm talking about? The Kool-Aid Jammers? yeah You can buy them with pre-made Kool-Aid.
02:26:05
Speaker
yeah Or the Capri Suns. Capri Suns. But also, awesome like Gatorade goes really good with... What's that moonshine company?
02:26:16
Speaker
Smoky... Smoky Mountain. no time one No, not Smoky Mountain. all Old Smoky Moonshine. You get like the watermelon or... those are good. there's mix them with you You get the fruity flavored ones and you mix them with Gatorade. Those are really good. That was another go-to that I did a few years back when I was drinking a lot liquor and stuff like that.
02:26:42
Speaker
I don't drink a lot of straight liquor. Because i i if I'm drinking, I want to get, you know, generally I'm drinking to get drunk. But a few years back, I was drinking a lot of like the Crown Apple and the Old Smokies and stuff like that. And I discovered that, man, Gatorade is a great mix. It is. many of you playing around. for sense of giggles, I'm going to try that one time.
02:27:03
Speaker
little Gatorade with green, oh, man. And Crown Apple, Crown Green Apple. That's my jam. That's the only thing I'll do shots of when the market. Keeps your electrolytes up.
02:27:17
Speaker
What? Keeps your electrolytes up. have Have you heard of the new fad going around the last couple years, man? You take a shot of whiskey and then a shot of fucking pickle juice. Oh, that's what Jamerson.
02:27:29
Speaker
That's what Jamerson basically. Oh, fuck, man. I mean, it's regular pickle juice, man. Picklebacks. Picklebacks, yeah. Michael does that. what's What's a Jamerson? What's in a Jamerson, though? Jamerson. Brittany messaged Michael and told to get his ass in here.
02:27:46
Speaker
Where's he at? I hasn't been answering that shit all day. She said didn't mind not to watch him. shit
02:27:54
Speaker
It's always Brittany's day to watch him.
02:27:59
Speaker
Fucking lazy, man. Where the fuck is he at? Put Brittany and Michael in charge of each other. He's game night with the family.
02:28:11
Speaker
Game night with the family? You guys were talking about my thirst traps on TikTok earlier and all of a sudden he had to leave. Right. Exactly.
02:28:22
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exactly
02:28:26
Speaker
Jedi, what are you doing? Oh, like I got a new follower. oh what are all these likes and comments? yeah but it says you just You're giving me all these jobs, man. On TikTok just followed me.
02:28:41
Speaker
15 minutes ago while he was doing family. Hey, I got ah i got another comment that just hit 3,100 or likes. Nice. king on on
02:28:57
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jersey had a so after the day it had like five thousand on there or something man that's what's up we had ah We had one short that we put out that hit like 10,000 or 15,000.
02:29:09
Speaker
I got to find the screenshots that I took because I was showing my mom. Like, look, mom, look. Look. Oh, I did so good. and then it's gone. And we got a... I got a... yeah funny just On our Instagram page, I've got a real...
02:29:26
Speaker
I posted a real on Instagram. I don't know. It's been a couple of years. But... think it's got almost 700,000 views. Damn.
02:29:38
Speaker
How many times have you watched it, bro? 699,000. Yes! Fidel Boggs is finally here. What have you been doing all night, Fidel? You know, this thing takes a while to kick into shape, okay? Yeah. seem like you missed He's like a day late.
02:29:59
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and It takes like four hours just to get the shape right. You gotta get all handsome and dapper for us. Oh, shit, man. Come on, now.
02:30:11
Speaker
Get myself together. What's going John? Do you that at work? Do you do that work? You don't Do you do the mustache thing at work?
02:30:24
Speaker
Yo, he has a job? Johnny Bones ain't got no, he don't work. His brain was removed. His arm tattoos for people is my job. His brain was removed. I'm still waiting for you to finish my arms, Johnny Bones.
02:30:36
Speaker
it's It's going to look nice. It's going to take a while, but it's going to look nice. um but We haven't even started yet, Johnny. fidel Come on, Fidel, get your act together. I think some people have got the two years in advance, man.
02:30:50
Speaker
Hey, look, I'm more important than any of those people. um but See how hard he just laughed? Johnny, I want to get Shorty tattooed on my dick.
02:31:04
Speaker
Will you do that? Now that would take me probably about a couple minutes. and When it gets hard, it says short Shorty's Truck Stop, Chattanooga, Tennessee. Now that might be a little bit more in depth, but I can get it done. the only dick tattoo joke I know, man.
02:31:19
Speaker
He's going to have to write it really small. We're going to have to laser that one in.
02:31:25
Speaker
Look, the word professionalism really comes into play here. That's the only dick tattoo you know. You haven't heard the one where I'm going to get a $100 bill tattooed on my dick and see how quick my bitch can blow $100.
02:31:37
Speaker
Oh my god, I haven't heard that one up in a fucking while. I haven't either. i love it's good it's really benefit It's old. It's an oldie, but it's a goodie. It is a goodie.
02:31:49
Speaker
I don't think you can use that one a lot.
02:31:53
Speaker
I think going to start using that again. Well, thank you guys for just reminding me that I'm never going use DoorDash. Just saying. You're very welcome. Yeah, you might be molested. ah yeah You're not young enough. He's way I'm pretty sure I could handle him, but whatever. He's way too old for that.
02:32:16
Speaker
He's definitely over the age of 14. so I order DoorDash just so I can try to get molested. I try to get that every time. that Shaman shows up with his robe on. It's not really tied really tight, you know.
02:32:31
Speaker
Hold on, let me pick this up real quick. How did that fall out? I didn't know how my dick was out when you got here. I'm sorry. wow why is my there oh oh oh it's the breeze. The wind is so hard. I'm so sorry, Steve.
02:32:50
Speaker
Shaman's like, the breeze isn't the only thing that's hard, if you know what I mean. Fucking... yeah oh fucking Fucking Kyle, the DoorDash guy, he's like, I'm just trying to give your Taco Bell, bro. Yeah, right. You're about to get a tip. Hold on. Come here. yeah Don't leave without your tip.
02:33:08
Speaker
Not that tip, no. Shaman's like, shaman's like hey, Kyle, how about I taco your bell? Lies. Lies. Brittany lies. lies britney lies if okay Brittany can masturbate to just about anything.
02:33:31
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yeah And she does.
Camo Jacket and Family Connections
02:33:35
Speaker
but But yeah, Johnny Bongs, how are you doing? It's it's been it's been busy.
02:33:44
Speaker
Johnny Bongs, how you doing? She don't even call him Fidel Bongs. She's like, Johnny Bongs, how you doing? up but yeah name His name's Fidel Bongs. Fidel fucking Bongs. Are you happy now, bitch?
02:33:58
Speaker
I actually got the tie and the camo on, Johnny. Yes. What about M. Night Shyamalan? Oh, i mean I don't want it. M. Night Shyamalan?
02:34:11
Speaker
M. Night Shyamalan ding-dong. Oh. No, I said you got the tie and camouflage on to tonight still. Hell yeah. Oh, yeah. Shit, this thing gets washed every day, man. Come on now. I don't care if you wash it every day. i just I'm digging the camo jacket and the ah and the tie. It's a good look.
02:34:28
Speaker
a thank yeah what is fire though It's my favorite fucking time for obvious reasons. is that score nine oh you gotta You gotta let that shit soil up a little bit, man. You gotta to let it look used.
02:34:41
Speaker
Oh, no, I can't do that. Come on now. You're breaking up the corporate camouflage, man. Shit. Look, jump look johnny Johnny, I don't mean nothing personal by this, but look, I've been i've been taught a lot of things in the recent in recent couple months.
02:34:57
Speaker
But I'm going to and I'm going pull you out on it right now. Stolen Valor!
02:35:05
Speaker
Motherfucker.
02:35:09
Speaker
I feel like that had a second meaning to it. who yeah No. That's Johnny's great. and Johnny's not doing stolen Valor. but but i got i've been I've been called a lot of things in the last couple months.
02:35:26
Speaker
Oh, Stolen Valor. Is that what you said? Stolen Valor? Yeah, Stolen Valor. It's only Stolen Valor if I claim it, okay? Johnny is honoring his grandfather by wearing that jacket.
02:35:39
Speaker
My father's a dick. did just What? Your father's? I thought it was your grandfather's. No, it's like this is my father's. You don't even know who your dad is, Johnny. Okay. the only father But he knows that's his jacket, though. That's only you that's all he does know.
02:35:56
Speaker
I'm the only daddy you've ever known, Johnny. Daddy's father has two different meanings, sir. oh Don't say daddy's like, over again. it It felt weird coming out off my tongue. I agree.
02:36:09
Speaker
If we want to get technical... That's why it was weird. that's why it was weird and i caught that as soon as i said it too come on you're bad mo dog you made the mistake here not me i forgot where i was at right i found this one at a bar in north carolina when i went down to the tail of motor vehicles so much stolen valor happening tonight found means yanked that shit off the chair and ran the fuck out the door for the dude realized it was gone. No, the bartender was like, it's... She slept with him first. Come on. She's got it, man. She took the money off the nightstand and grabbed the jacket off the hook on the way out. A whole wallet. Oh, my God.
02:36:58
Speaker
Oh, the whole wallet. She hit him with this first. you know got be eye She got that military ID so she could discount. that's
02:37:10
Speaker
mar out but You got your ice cream. You got your weed. Now you're ready to crash out. Beer. But no, they said it was there for months and I could have it.
02:37:22
Speaker
So. Right. No, stay where you're at. I'll get my beer from now on. So got a name on it you got a camouflage jacket lost and found at some random bar or truck stop that you were at.
02:37:35
Speaker
and was that a Well, we were looking for a place to play pool, but there's a town in North Carolina. We were looking for a place to sleep. No. Fuck off, dude. Shut up. Get closer to the camera. Let me see it. Let me see the camera.
02:37:51
Speaker
Is that like Marine Corps camo? I don't fucking know. Bitch, was this a bar outside Camp Lejeune? North Carolina. I don't know. thanks That's actually just a prop jacket from a movie. it's not real camouflage.
02:38:09
Speaker
Sarge.
02:38:11
Speaker
ah Actually, you might be able to help me out with something, sir. um You. Me? Yeah. um Look, this is a while that I've actually talked to him in depth about the rank, the things, and with the memory issues.
02:38:26
Speaker
So you might be able to help me identify what this one, this badge is. Hang on. I to look on my computer. It takes a second. Don't worry. I know.
02:38:38
Speaker
But I already did the... I already popped the comment, you bitch. You're just not paying attention.
02:38:47
Speaker
no Offhand, I don't know, Johnny. I'm sorry, man. you know You know what? Do you have Google Lids? it's not it's not it's not um It's not a Marine Corps tag.
02:38:58
Speaker
It looks like it's more... Yes, sir. yeah I'm just fucking here. I don't know. I don't know what it is, man. you could take here's Here's what's funny about the army, man. They're so fucking big and they got so but so many people.
02:39:11
Speaker
they You could take one unit on one fucking base and that one unit could have eight different fucking patches associated with it. Who was a special at Mountain Warfare? Are you doing gang signs up at me right now?
02:39:26
Speaker
Yeah. which i mean You should be able to take a picture of it and Google it, man. so Yeah, do Google is. Chat GPT it or something. Ask AI to fucking identify what it is.
02:39:46
Speaker
be. If you take a clear picture of it, man, and like, you know, Google it, and or and not, I say keep saying Google, but like, chat GPT it, it'll probably tell you what unit it is.
02:39:56
Speaker
I used to have all the information to this jacket actually like put and wrote out, but I have to redo it. Alright, I'm bringing him up let's Let's look at him. Who do we bring? Who that? what that Who that is? um You don't show your face, so why would I bring you up? If anybody gets confused, not mine, my father's. I just keep it discip disciplinary in a passion project to memorize what he's saying on this jacket means.
02:40:25
Speaker
honor. He's honoring. That's good, man. I won't say it again. Anyways. Johnny Bones. What? That Jersey Texas.
02:40:37
Speaker
Change your goddamn
02:40:41
Speaker
battery, Shaman.
02:40:44
Speaker
that was jersey text ah gentlemen mean was god damnn battery alman It's like we don't see you, but we know you're black.
02:40:57
Speaker
Your black is showing, Shaman. know It's okay, though. We don't shame. Those are just crickets. ah Johnny Bones is not stolen, Valor. I was making a joke. Honoring his late father by wearing this shirt.
02:41:17
Speaker
And honestly, that is honorable, and I really love that. I'm there yeah um' i'm wearing my grandpa's jacket right now.
02:41:32
Speaker
didn know that Did I say her that? Prove it. prove it There was kind of a story behind this. I, of course, never could join because of all the head shit going on with the back of this. And when I was younger, we ah gave me this. It was like, here, you never could, of course, never going to be able to join.
02:41:48
Speaker
i ah want I want to give you mine. And he handed me down this. johnny Johnny, Fidel Bongs has no brain. He had it removed. He told me. I had a portion of it removed.
02:41:59
Speaker
His brain got removed. And his cat got scanned. He's still smarter than you. It's not that. How's the cat doing? I've set the bar very low.
02:42:14
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on a minute. I could have been a Marine. What are you doing? fuck what you doing I was talking to somebody about like his surgeries and stuff and talking about Wally doing... oh i was talking to her kids. Ladies and gentlemen, I'm sorry. brat Hold on one second.
02:42:33
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The real Fidel Bongs has finally showed up. Oh. All his glory. well are man I seen him in forever. How you doing, bro? What's going on, buddy? Looking fresh.
02:42:52
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Did you get a haircut? I think he got a haircut. Yeah. He definitely did something different.
02:43:02
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ah so but yeah so I just got done washing dishes. Turn around. you. Alright, I'm back. Sorry about that. look y'll this Y'all just caused a mini argument between me and fucking Jersey.
02:43:17
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What the fuck? What are you doing? Calm the fuck down, Jersey. Calm the fuck down. I was only gone for 30 seconds. bro hey bratt We brought up that whole DoorDash and beer shit, man. and She was like, I'm going DoorDash. Don't you dare. Don't you fucking dare. Jersey, how's your DoorDash and beer? Don't do it, Jersey.
02:43:36
Speaker
The smallest freaking argument you could ever have. You door dash your man some beer. It wasn't an argument. no I told her. Listen, hit Jersey, it's it's the point. It's the point of paying that much when you can just go get it.
02:43:48
Speaker
You know, we just can't do that. Plus, I'm ready to start drinking some bourbon. So, you know. ah You door dash your man some beer. I love you, babe, but no thank you. Don't do that. And let her door dash you some goddamn beer.
DoorDash Debates and Love Languages
02:44:01
Speaker
Stop being so stubborn and hard-headed. Look, I've learned a lesson here in the last few weeks.
02:44:06
Speaker
You just let them love you the way they love you because this woman like, right and I'm at work and I come home and the house is clean. My laundry is washing. I'm like, what are you doing?
02:44:18
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I'm just here and it needed done. So I just did it. and I'm like, no, i do that. She's like, not anymore. I was like, okay. yeah like I appreciate the thought, but yeah, no, don't do that.
02:44:31
Speaker
You don't have to listen to your man. Your man has to listen to you. You wear the vagina relationship. Wait a minute. Hold on a second. Yeah. You listen to your... I got your back. serious yeah You want to clean my house? Go ahead. I'm going to stop you. Yeah, if you want to do a Dora's, me a beer jersey. I'll send you my address.
02:44:53
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Well, her first so here was her first text to me. She was like... She listed three beers. She said Summer Shandy, Blue Moon, or Michelob Altra. And I thought she was like asking me, like what should I drink? like Meaning her. She was going to have a couple beers with us. right And I was like, duh, Summer Sandy.
02:45:12
Speaker
Then I was like, wait, you're not asking me that because you're trying to fucking doorknash me beer, aren't you? She was like, well, yeah, I'm on the app. And i was like, don't you dare. Stop it. it yeah Oh, yeah. That's one of those... that's one of those um i said, it was sweet. called It's ah yeah it's ah it's a love language type thing. you know it's Yeah,
02:45:30
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yeah man
02:45:33
Speaker
What are your love languages? but then la la la la la la la la like that Also, I'm a big fan. um i mean like okay all going fucking me up i told thought kid She bought a game on Amazon and sent to me. it's like I forget what the name of it is, but it's like couples for questions and shit that we're gonna play like yeah online together. Questions for couples?
02:46:07
Speaker
It goes that deep or something. I don't know. I forget what it's called. Shut the fuck up, Glick. Shut your fucking whore mouth. I was talking about myself. No, don't go that deep. I'm sorry. Now you can't have the dog up.
02:46:26
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um I'm going as deep as I can. My asshole's fuckered right now. um i I'm shy about to break my spine. What the fuck? You clip a while back with Ocho Cinco talking about he was a fucking some girl and she's like deeper. And he said it really hit him because he couldn't he was all the way in. He couldn't go no further.
02:46:51
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I love Ocho Cinco, man. I got to say, I hate the Cincinnati bango Bengals, the Kentucky Bengals.
02:47:01
Speaker
But God, if Ocho Cinco wasn't the funniest motherfucker in the NFL when he was playing. He was. He brought life back into the game. to the city That dude changed. He legally changed his name until he got Ocho Cinco on his jersey just to say,
02:47:18
Speaker
the NFL. I love i love me soon. Yeah, that was pretty funny. what up, Scotto? Scotto in the chat? Scotto! You beautiful motherfucker. You already know.
02:47:29
Speaker
What up, Scotto? happy here my last I know, right? You already know. You already know. why you in the chat Why you in the chat? Don't even play with me right now.
02:47:42
Speaker
You better bring that as right on up in here. Don't even play with me right now. We're giving you all kinds of love for the Anoes. Especially this one.
02:47:53
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this is This is by far yeah the favorite of the night.
02:47:59
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Get away from my bridge. yeah It's Brittany. didn't see it. I'm watching it on TV. I didn't see it like yes oh brit Yeah, man. Scotto hit us up with, look at that son of a bitch. Look at that. oh You got to send that one to me.
02:48:25
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You got to send that me. Look at that guy. Oh, yeah. Shaman, I don't know how to send you anything.
02:48:36
Speaker
I mean, I'm on Twitter. I'm on Telegram, Discord.
02:48:43
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I'm on Pony Express.
02:48:47
Speaker
I have a cup with a string. um ah yeah i don't I'm on Twitter. Jedha and I follow each other on Twitter.
02:49:00
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What? what I'm never on Twitter.
02:49:06
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i mean I get on there just to have have group chats. That's pretty much it. Jedha actually has my phone number.
02:49:20
Speaker
And it always weirds me out because I feel like I gave Jedi my number on a junkin' night. at and And then he'll message me and I'm like, my phone number.
02:49:34
Speaker
It's like when you accidentally give the ugly friend your phone number at the bar. and yeah Like, yeah, so how's your other friend doing? Yeah, yeah, how's your hot friend doing?
02:49:46
Speaker
No habla ingre? Como esta mi amiga? Ah, bien, bien.
02:49:55
Speaker
Muchos cervezas, por favor. Ahora, ahora. ยฟQuรฉ? ยฟQuรฉ?
NFL Humor and Spontaneous Songs
02:50:03
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Ahora.
02:50:06
Speaker
Me is now. I feel like, yeah, I feel like I got catfished. I got Coyote Ugly with Jedi. I don't know how he got my cell phone number. Me gusta. ยฟQuรฉ?
02:50:18
Speaker
You're going to have to change it. His phone number. You gave him my number? You son of a bitch. Now you know. You fucking swore. you know. You thought you were drunk.
02:50:31
Speaker
And now you know. And knowing is half the battle. G.I. Joe. G.I. Joe. What's sad is you actually accepted the invitation.
02:50:45
Speaker
What invitation? Brittany. Brittany. You're the boss here. Tell Scotto to get his fine ass up here. Scotto, get your fine ass up here.
02:50:57
Speaker
Scotto. Scotto. Scotto. I need my Scotto so that I'm gay.
02:51:08
Speaker
You really think he's going to come up here for me? No. Scott, have get your fine ass up here, motherfucker. you That'll do it. that'll do it Yeah, you have something he's absolutely disgusted by, and it's called your face. I'm just kidding. It's your vagina.
02:51:26
Speaker
It's nothing personal. He just don't like vagina. It's nothing personal. It's just the body you were born with. but he's happy He happens to be a huge fan of prison pussy.
02:51:39
Speaker
I still love love him. He
Panel Banter and Tech Humor
02:51:40
Speaker
likes pussy. Bussy. busssy Bussy.
02:51:45
Speaker
Man, I wish. I wish. But unfortunately. Oh, Scotto, going to hurt my feelings. i see Come on. Come on, Scotto. Get up Get up here.
02:51:57
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yeah on so I'm go ahead and give that. Brittany, I know I'm not in control of the chat, but I'm going to give that a star mainly because it's there at my heart. There at my heart.
02:52:09
Speaker
Oh, shit. No, don't ask. Oh, is it? Never mind. I haven't been on a panel with you in months, there's gonna be I don't think those stars do anything except for like for you guys.
02:52:25
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I don't think it does anything for anybody. it' just i just you know It's like a kindergarten teacher giving thearded the retarded kid a gold star to make him feel good. not saying yeah i like dogs i do want to make him feel i'm trying to get back in his good graces i mean he basically told me to go fuck myself because oh shit mo dog's asking me oh whatever okay i haven't been on a panel with scotto in probably two months or more man i'm just chopped liver in scott's world i mean i i love i don't and i give him nothing but love and and praise and tell him how pretty he is and
02:53:03
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and then it's just fuck with it. He doesn't have ill that how make my pictures of me, so that counts for something. Brittany, the only panels I've been on literally in the last two months is here.
02:53:14
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<unk> nonsense It Yeah, and Scott always talked by couple times. why I know, but I haven't been on here in, fuck, three weeks or three or four weeks. I don't know if you're talking to me or MoDog, but either way. Yeah. I think he was talking to you.
02:53:33
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think he was talking to both of you guys. we're Get up here so me Glick can spit in your ass. Oh, we can make a Scotto sandwich. Oh my God.
02:53:48
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<unk> just say oh I don't know who this Jack guy is, but he got a purple heart. not either It's not a purple crayon. ah Jersey. I don't even see a jack in the chat. Who the fuck is that?
02:54:04
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pi up He just came in and said hi to Jersey. like yeah You don't even say hi to the panel. You don't say hi to the stream. you say hey sir i love your YouTube shorts. from. 4,000 was him.
02:54:20
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that's where that five thousand came from she said yeah four thousand was' here
02:54:28
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There you go. What's up, Jack? Oh, yeah. Now. Hey, panel, after we call him out.
02:54:40
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What up, Jack? You know how many people come in and they're like, oh, what's up, Jedi? And I'm like, i that that's fucking rude. Yeah, that's fucking rude, you bitch. It's not even his show. It's Shaman's show, you sons of bitches. i like I let him on my show and these people come in and just say hi to him.
02:54:58
Speaker
You know, from now on, going to come in and be like, what's up, Shaman? Fuck you, Jedi. We were just busting your balls, Jack. It's all good, man. Jack, me. I'm just smoking, waiting for everyone.
02:55:12
Speaker
I don't know what comments you're putting out because you're doing it while I'm supposed to be doing it.
02:55:20
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sand goes out Hey, panel. Sorry. hello chat you i'm not jackline and it's like sorry yeah It's like having a lazy Jedi on stream. Yeah, it fucking feels like it, man. For years, Moe Dogg. I know, I know, I know. She's known him for years. just you know I'm in the months category. you know That's all good. That's whatever. um i do but all Do I have to have a conversation with this Jack Me Off guy? think I think he needs to come up and we need to go into back chat and have a little talk. yeah we all might We all might need to Jack Me Off, huh?
02:56:00
Speaker
Who's jacking me off tonight? Hopefully Kaylee. Right?
02:56:10
Speaker
The Kaylee chick's awesome. well
02:56:16
Speaker
Jack's been around. Jack also. show jack aho jackaho that goes Jack a Jack a hoe off. Wait. No, now I'm not going to Wait a minute.
02:56:30
Speaker
I'll jack you off for a quarter rack, son. aye I only got an eighth of rock. What will you do for that? we Let's go behind this fucking Popeye's and I'll show you. Wait, i thought it was Applebee's, man.
02:56:47
Speaker
Well, that's just for Marco. Is that just Marco? Okay. We're doing it Florida style. We're going back behind Popeye's. Or Denny's. Yeah, Popeye's or Denny's. dennies dennies are or dennys yeah popeys or dennies we're doing it There's always a waffle house. you're going do it at Waffle House, you're going to right inside.
02:57:03
Speaker
No, Cracker Barrel. Hey, you're leaving the crackers out of this. Right? Fucking honky. That's racist. I'm offended. Cracker Barrel is only in the nice places anyway. It's not in the hood.
02:57:17
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It's in the white neighborhoods. It's true.
02:57:24
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You ever been to a hood and found a Cracker Barrel? no You find a Popeye's, though. Yes, you do. Every every hood has a Popeye's. Sometimes two. Popeye's. Dope.
02:57:36
Speaker
Popeye's vape shot in a fucking liquor store. What's that in breakfast place?
02:57:42
Speaker
Crackers. A gas station that doesn't sell gas. the gas station that does is The gas station that doesn't sell gas, but you can go in there and get you 3XL plain white t-shirt.
02:57:56
Speaker
Oh, yeah. Do-rags all day. you Do-rags. You can't get no papers to roll, though, man. That shit got sold out by 10 a.m. Mm-hmm. e What do you mean you had a cherry blunt again? Motherfucker. There's a crackle barrel in Baltimore, bitch. So don't talk about shit. and Baltimore is not the hood.
02:58:17
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There might be hoods in Baltimore.
02:58:25
Speaker
I live there during the rock. Did you? what Watch the 7-Eleven get a fire started inside of it.
02:58:36
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I don't... Yeah, I believe it. I believe it. Then there's probably a bunch of kids rolling around on there.
02:58:48
Speaker
Sometimes. You get the Koreans on the rooftop and forget about it. it's over lot of A lot of drugs. Oh, for sure. My brother does a lot i Never mind, just kidding, allegedly.
02:59:00
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but's the but He's allegedly kidding. people do I know, I just realized. I said it backwards.
02:59:11
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I was hoping nobody would catch on to that. I'm kidding, allegedly. Fuck
02:59:23
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fuck off. but but a thats You caught me. Oh, yeah.
02:59:34
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ah hey hey johnny bongs what you talking bro night on a bong um well well look are you cool you're cool depending on what's in the bin down there Oh, Johnny Bong's in his infinite dab collection. This dude has... It's insane, the collection he has.
03:00:11
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I'm gonna pull it up. yeah and all these All these people online with all their dabs. Holy motherfucking shit. There's a crown apple bag right there, Glick.
03:00:23
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Yeah, there is. I have one that carries my change. car royal apple
Dab Collection and Marijuana Talk
03:00:29
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I got one I collect my old semen in. Oh. Okay. Then there's this.
03:00:36
Speaker
I have all my real file cabinet in it. I mean, they're good semen collectors. what are you Right? Saves the socks. Exactly.
03:00:48
Speaker
You're trying to know what we're smoking. What are you going through there, Johnny? What is that? All those are bags of pot. He's in a whole dispensary right there. I have 28 different strains in that box.
03:01:02
Speaker
Where do you live again? fucking Baskin Robbins over here. Yeah. I live in New York. I'm not far. I'm in New York.
03:01:14
Speaker
If we count the dabs, I got like 30-something. is Hey, man. thank me no Lead is 30-something. Counting the dabs, I got 40-something. There we go.
03:01:31
Speaker
There it is. That is the Fidel Bong's treasure chest jersey. Oh, fuck yeah. I had to buy weed in months. I only buy weed note because I want to.
03:01:43
Speaker
Why would you want to with all that? What? Why would you want to with all that? Because you want to split it up. You want different flavors, you know? yes Yeah, because different if you stay on the same thing, it'll you'll get used to it. Yeah, i ain't going to hit you as much anymore.
03:02:02
Speaker
Yeah, you got to rotate. I usually have two two to four kinds of flavors. Okay, so I don't i don't know nothing i don't smoke. Is each strand different? Is like each strand stronger than the other? or Yeah, um just like i mean just like vagina.
03:02:21
Speaker
It's like the turquoise and lemon beans. It tastes different. For me, Shaman, I appreciate that. It smells different, feels different. yeah And, you know, sometimes you get tired if you're on the same one for too long and then switch it up for a little bit. And then when you go back, you're like, damn, I missed that.
03:02:42
Speaker
You know? right Yeah. like That might be a good way to get punched no matter who you tell it to. So I'm not going to. stu that I'm not. Yeah. yeah Yeah. Hey, I'm single.
03:02:55
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Yeah, I'm sure.
03:02:59
Speaker
Same. And it might have been because I decided to say that to you. At one point at time. Look, Sarge is... I'm the Sarge in charge now. cut It's... It can keep me down for once.
03:03:15
Speaker
Scotto, get in. Come on, Scotto. Scotto. um broken um What am at? The best thing about that is whenever my family has to pot, I can finally help them out.
03:03:31
Speaker
who Or kill them, one or the other. I don't know, man. I don't know. You got some strong screens. Strong screens. That's why you hit it through one of these.
03:03:42
Speaker
What is that? It's a dragon egg. Are you smoking dabs through a fucking minion? What the fuck is that, man? It's a dragon egg by Luca. I don't know what that means. You know what a Luca is?
03:03:56
Speaker
you don't know a lu case is He doesn't smoke, dude. I don't know anything about it. He's not doing that, bro. He's not doing that. He's going to piss me off. I'm not going to piss you off at all. And he thinks that we're all drug addicts. Let him have it, Johnny. Let him have it, Johnny. Give him the Fidel.
03:04:15
Speaker
addicts It's a drug and you're an addict. Just like this is a drug. And I'm not an addict because I control it and I only drink one day. Fucking addicts. Fucking asshole.
03:04:28
Speaker
Listen in here, you little bitch. How'd you know Glick had ears in his asshole? I thought that was a secret. You might be a communist ruler, but I'm a goddamn god, and I'm a Squatch.
03:04:40
Speaker
I'll rip that mustache right off your face.
03:04:45
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to not judge yeah orbel cans hold down We're not going to judge them for ripping the mustache off. Bernie, did you put your sunglasses on just so you could tip them down and look over them at us? I wish somebody would braid it.
03:04:59
Speaker
You just braid the gray parts? I'm going to snatch that mustache off your face. I'm going to give my dick a mustache. No, I did it because of you. my know i justated but i'm like yeah i Put them back on. I could see the porn you were watching. thought that's an animal look speaker and those and for forty five one He's a free creature.
03:05:27
Speaker
Jersey doesn't smoke. no That's fine. I don't smoke. I don't smoke. I know nothing about weed. All right, Jack, this is the point where i step in and say calm the fuck down, son.
03:05:38
Speaker
but Okay, have you ever smoked? I used to do that. That's why I laughed. I read that and I was like, oh, this is going to be good. You've never smoked. and you So you can't talk shit about it. Come on, go back to Jeff's question.
03:05:55
Speaker
curious Go back to Jeff's question. We got all that in there to choose from. where would i Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait. What was the question? What am I smoking tonight?
03:06:06
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yeah Oh. Yeah, yeah. Right now, what are you smoking? i haven't even choose I haven't even chosen out of that fucking stash yet. Oh, Scotto coming in here again. Let's go. Sorry. I just, sorry.
03:06:21
Speaker
What's the name of the, uh, you don't know the name of it? Nope. Or what type? Like, is it sativa?
03:06:34
Speaker
Well, it's a concentrate, obviously. the hybrid. hybrid. And then they have hybrids now that are more leaning towards Indica and Sativa sometimes. And they have all these little information shit on... I'd show it, but I'm not going to do that. What are you talking about? I feel like she's talking about something.
03:07:00
Speaker
Yeah, no. i'm i'm learning I'm learning from Kayla like the difference between Sativa and and and Ithaca. Indica. Indica.
03:07:15
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Indica. Oh, my bad. No, don't laugh at me. Click talk about that weed made in fucking New York and shit. and That Ithaca weed. enjoy but We're not laughing at you. We're laughing with you. okay I'm laughing at him. no I'm laughing at him.
03:07:32
Speaker
I'm laughing at him, yeah. it's okay to laugh It's okay to laugh. It's okay to laugh at me because I don't know. I don't know. I'm asking questions. I'm going to scratch it up, but they have the levels of THC, the terpenes, and all that other shit. and all yeah You know what? and what I'm to share this with you guys.
03:07:51
Speaker
I don't care. The easiest way to remember it and the eiest way to remember it is indeca put you into count I've saved the bag from everything I've smoked and it fills up this whole fucking coat.
03:08:08
Speaker
Glicks deferring to fur into his woman to say, is that right? Is that correct? i was She was over there on the bed going. Because that's what she said. Ithaca puts her in the couch.
03:08:23
Speaker
Ithaca's some strong fucking weed, man. And saliva and saliva makes her wild. And her saliva makes me wild. That shit was good. That was good shit. i thought i yes it's got Hey, Glick, if you think the Ithaca weed is strong, stay a fuck away from the buffalo strain, man. That's fucking... I don't know about that shit. I don't know what you're talking about. You don't want no lemon haze, man.
03:08:50
Speaker
Buffalo trace is delicious. Good question. and Y'all know sour diesel, eh? It's kind of hard to smoke, though. Yeah, that want that's my boy. i six du yeah yeah Yeah, they have a sweet diesel, too.
03:09:03
Speaker
Sweet Diesel? Yeah, they have a sour diesel, which you all probably know of, but they also have a sweet diesel. Is that the shit that Vin made? Did Vin make that? you Could you send me a sample? Vin Diesel?
03:09:17
Speaker
Whereas the sour diesel smells like straight up truck fuel, the sweet diesel smells like petrol, like like regular car gas. Shut sir. Oh, hell yeah. Yeah, the gas. Yeah.
03:09:29
Speaker
Oh, shit, fuck. Oh, snap. He's going to have to leave soon, I think. What the fuck? That's kind of badass. I like it.
03:09:40
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I like it. kind of don as i like i sort of says yeah like it and Drop the on I want
03:09:56
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and we go bri i want yeah want to show you shelter I want to tell you something. Scotto did you, right? Scotto brought us this, which is amazing. Yeah. now yeah but But I just got these.
03:10:13
Speaker
Look at that. know. Love it. And I just got this one too, Britt. I
AI Art and Humor
03:10:20
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know. I just got it. Oh.
03:10:23
Speaker
Look how fresh it is. Scotto, now modify that put a big splooge drop right between her eyes. Plop, plop, plop, plop. but do it i got those got I love you buddy I love you buddy this make thank you dude that's Glick's oh face man oh I actually really love that one oh my god there's black people here like where where oh everybody but me gets one fuck you Scotto alright whatever
03:11:02
Speaker
Racist. Sorry, Sean. Oh,
03:11:08
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my goodness. i'm Sorry, i um I'm getting... Scotto active, but Scotto is on the panel. Put your ass up here, Scotto.
03:11:21
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If Scotto comes up here, this is the face that I'll make.
03:11:29
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And this is the face that Brittany will make. Okay. oh yeah that
03:11:36
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It looks like you're grunting in that picture too, man. Oh, I totally was, yeah. I don't mean they got to remove the tie and all that. Nobody should have done it.
03:11:52
Speaker
It was just hard floor, bitch. I thought it was a turtle peeking, but it ended up being a pickle on the carpet. Oh. On that note,
03:12:04
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I need help. and We got the help.
03:12:11
Speaker
Yeah, we all know that.
03:12:14
Speaker
Also. They lost the instructions. Now you're fucked. What's the name?
03:12:22
Speaker
Shout out to our... of um out to are Shout out to our boy, Robert Platinum last night and dropped a little, uh, money in the, uh, in the, uh, podcast fun.
03:12:39
Speaker
Greatly appreciate it That'll go to next month's, uh, stream yard subscription. And, uh, and, and Modal, you haven't been here since my birthday. So thank you again for, uh, hooking your boy up with a couple of beverages, man. I, I had me a beverage in your honor.
03:12:54
Speaker
Good. Yeah. You and, you and Rockley, uh, drop the drop the dime so to say for uh some birthday beverages so and i enjoyed them greatly good glad to hear it yes that is that says cash app click but that is the uh the network cash app and uh any money that comes in for the network gets put off to the side and it is spit on the network which is mainly the stream yard subscription he's holding out on us i swear and No, that stuff is expensive for no damn reason. well you know Let's see how much money i put in my pocket from New Year's Eve and see who's holding out on who.
03:13:34
Speaker
Because we know who's putting money in their pocket. We know who's not putting money on their pocket. It's not me or you. i Hopefully you get some money on New Year's Eve because you're performing.
03:13:47
Speaker
I got to say to Jack in the chat, man, if if eBay's not working out, dude, there's always OnlyFans. Brittany can give you pointers. No, Footfinders or whatever. oh that's right. You're Footfinders. My bad.
03:14:00
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hu
03:14:03
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And don't, Jersey. We do have... Well, Patreon... you go She's going to send to you what she was going spend on me on DoorDash tonight. Yeah, go for it. We have we have a podcast.
03:14:27
Speaker
I don't know. Well, we do have the Patreon. um But... um
03:14:35
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It's probably... We have a PayPal or a Venmo or something. I don't know. We had to have it when we were You're having think about this way too hard, Click. Yeah, when we were on Haps, I had to i had to open up one ah one of the two.
03:14:47
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i don't know. I don't use them I only use Cash App. oh Yeah, Lazy likes Venmo for some reason.
03:14:58
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I mean, it is easy. Venmo is easy. I don't know for my photography shit all the time. I think Cash App's easy. ah you should You should show some of your photography. Yeah, yeah, I should. those hey yeah I have them saved. course well We should do a podcast about my photography. and I do all kinds of photography. not you know you're not allowed to do but You're not allowed to show my photo shoot, Moe Dogg.
03:15:24
Speaker
Damn it. He drew Glick in the same pose as Jack. Tell me like one of your French whores, Moe Dogg. Tell me like one of your French whores, Moe Dogg.
03:15:39
Speaker
They're not all friends. Well, I mean, now now that we're talking about it, I feel like I should give the photographer the credit where credit's due. All those amazing TikTok videos, those pictures were taken by Moodle. I'm just saying. How much did one pay to see a photo like that, though?
03:15:57
Speaker
How much you got? I could scrounge up the funds. That's that's the answer. You got disability, okay? Get your ass up here, lazy. Yeah, lazy.
03:16:09
Speaker
ah but Sorry. Look, even Luna wants you to get up here. Tell her. Tell her. Johnny Bongs, if you send $20 to that Cash App scrolling on the bottom of your screen, you can have any picture you'd like.
03:16:21
Speaker
But it's only one picture. So choose wisely. You can pick any number you want and you pick 20. What? if what it what I mean, I feel like that's a reasonable rate for one picture. $20. I'm just saying it's a little bit easy going of a price. Because my pictures are like are like Pringles. Once you pop, you can't stop.
03:16:43
Speaker
usually you you you i just that I don't like chips. it's like oh well these are the These are dessert chips. though there's like yeah It's like your 40 strands of weed that you have. You can't just have one pic.
03:16:59
Speaker
You got to have more because each picture is going to do something different for you. That is really a one-hitter. Glick, Scott has said check your DMs, man. Or is it like weed in the sense if you take a puff too much, going to make you paranoid.
03:17:12
Speaker
Actually, he said check your DMs. Daddy Glick is what he said. Do I want to? Oh, Lord, have mercy. yet
03:17:26
Speaker
Scott, if you made a fucking one of me with a dick in mouth, I'm going to kick your ass. Oh, my gosh. Remember when
Pranks and Fart Jars
03:17:35
Speaker
I did that to Blaze?
03:17:37
Speaker
Scott. I love you, buddy. yeah charge ah love you buddy Ask and you shall receive. I knew that's what that motherfucker was
03:17:57
Speaker
I mean, Scotta, you got my cell phone number. I mean, you know, just saying. yeah If you made it to me, bitch, I get to see it, fucker.
03:18:08
Speaker
I'm working on it as they speak. I'm not as fast as some other people, but I'm working on it as they speak.
03:18:17
Speaker
I can hear Scotto sitting there and his Scotto laugh, man.
03:18:22
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That was pretty good. That was pretty good. Yeah. was It was pretty good. but um I've been practicing, you know, listening to myself, recording it yeah, yeah. yeah He's my son, you know? Yeah. All right, Scotto, you're done, fucker. Stop. You nodding over there, bro? What's going
03:18:49
Speaker
It's that heavy dab, man. Oh, man. Y'all have no idea how much I love this man. I ain't never been in love with a man like I am with Scotto. I mean, it's kind of hard.
03:19:02
Speaker
You help Glick find out new things about himself.
03:19:07
Speaker
He's coming out of the closet. hey I didn't know I was gay until I let him put it in my ass. That's not good.
03:19:18
Speaker
that's not good I just said it wasn't gay. it It's an exchange between best bodies, okay? there we go There you go.
03:19:31
Speaker
That day was the first day of the rest of my life. Haven't you ever been to summer camp?
03:19:39
Speaker
I've been to church camp. Kind of similar. kind of similar Yeah, let's not go there, Britt. Yeah, let's leave you up. It's part of one of my jokes, so I'm not going talk about it anymore. Oh, my God. I'm so sick and tired of hearing about your jokes. I don't fucking care, you dick, Glick.
03:20:00
Speaker
theres Just say it. Say it. No, I'm not going to say it. I got to save it. Hey, Mark said it's only gay if you push back. bad news Oh, so if there is a dude Is that the rule?
03:20:16
Speaker
If you're in between an Eiffel Tower You know what I'm saying Oh boy Oh, okay Would you push back to get out of the situation push forward to get out of situation? Either way, you're fucked, so I mean Exactly So my answer I'm still getting somewhere
03:20:38
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away' still getting somewhere
03:20:42
Speaker
Oh, my God. We're going. They're telling me the would teach me things. These are jokes, ladies and gentlemen. la Sarge. Sarge.
03:20:58
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what you're just i like i like your technique search I knew that fuck was coming. I knew that's what he was fucking doing. I knew that's he was fucking doing. Oh my goodness. I knew that's what the motherfucker was doing.
03:21:15
Speaker
With the eye contact. Oh i love the way i love the way a cold beer tastes on the back of my throat. what did I knew it. I knew it.
03:21:29
Speaker
You're right, Scotto. You're right, man. Ask and you shall receive. That's why I said it. It was my fault. I said No wonder Jersey likes you so much. All right. All right.
03:21:41
Speaker
Man, look at that technique. Right to the face with no problems. That's right. That's right. That's the problem. Look, mom, no hands. You suck a dick. You suck a dick one time. Now, all of a sudden, you're fucking cocksucker. You know? What the fuck?
03:21:57
Speaker
i've been trying to listen I've been trying to tell the guys at work because these these younger kids, these generations, they they don't believe me. where They go, would you i'm done suck a dick or or or do some gay shit for $100,000? I said, well, you'd be gay if you did it. They were like, nah, you're just doing it for the money. It doesn't make you gay.
03:22:20
Speaker
I'm like, doing something gay makes you gay. Doing something gay makes you gay. If Scott was on this panel, we could ask him.
03:22:32
Speaker
I told you what we used to tell the guys in the Navy when I was in, right? we We used to tell them. What happens in the Navy stays in the Navy. her It's only weird if you do it on the pier.
03:22:43
Speaker
in I like that one much better. You were saying. they wear that your important most First and
03:22:56
Speaker
First and foremost, before we go any further, give Scotto the big screen. Scotto. Scotto. Boom. see know that will be Let me see. Oh. ah got their purple ah They're still purple. Scotto, you ain't been here in over a month. What are you doing? Go get them nails, dude.
03:23:16
Speaker
No, it's a different color purple than you saw last time. Leave him alone. They look good still. leave him alone they look good still i business Mind your business. He's still beautiful and I still love him.
03:23:31
Speaker
He got his head wrap on tonight. You just told him to go get his nails redone? I said, get your nails done. 99 cents a piece for Amazon Black Friday. I couldn't reserve.
03:23:43
Speaker
like He's still beautiful. I still love him. Head wrap on. You're going to go ahead and jerk off now that he's here? Yeah. yeah If you feel so inclined to ever make one without me being brought in a fucking beer bottle, I mean, you know, I have at it. I think I have some good video, but I have to go back to I knew that's what he was going to do as soon as I said that. I was like, I know that. What are
03:24:09
Speaker
what are you up to, Scott? it i ain't seen you forever, man. You good? Yeah, doing pretty good. Good. Strolling and trolling. Mm-hmm. a A funny note, we ran so this kind of impromptu, what turned out to be a troll, and we ran this troll on another YouTube channel for like a week and a half before we finally were just like, so it it was funny, it was very funny, and every single night we would talk about this, and after a week and a half we were just like, the guilty conscience is eating at a few of us, and we're like, okay, look, we just have to tell you, we're trolling the fuck out of you, and he stood and believed us. Oh, you were you guys were the troll. You guys were trolling somebody else?
03:24:49
Speaker
Yeah, um so there's this woman I run around in circles with that just happened to look like a woman that was on the show in My 600-Pound Life.
Photography and Creative Pranks
03:25:00
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And so we just put that out there. Ooh, so-and-so was on My 600-Pound Life. And this guy spent a week and a half combing all these like Napster kind of servers to look for this episode to download so he could play it. And, oh, no, maybe he's going to play it on Rumble. And after a week and a half, we just finally had tell him it was all bullshit.
03:25:19
Speaker
Dude, calm down. We were just fucking with you. it's It's not that hard to find somebody on the internet and find the truth about people on the internet. I found my own picture on Google.
03:25:32
Speaker
You found what? I found my own picture on Google. Yeah, dude, if you Google my name, you're going to get like a bunch of pictures of me and then you're going to get... like like the first Everything that comes up is usually podcast related. There's an interview that I did with the magazine a couple years ago But it's a bunch of pictures of me if you put my name in.
03:25:53
Speaker
a couple Yeah, I found you on that one gay for pay website. cause you were ask I sent you that link. You didn't have to go to Google for that. Stop it, Scotto. Why do I want to watch that?
03:26:04
Speaker
and see you that incompetently me and scott I think I think he was on the pay for gay. If I Google my name, it just comes up to work shit and like photography stuff. It's boring. it's pretty intense Photography is banging.
03:26:19
Speaker
Bye, dude. Bye, buddy. Literally.
03:26:26
Speaker
Modog shoots porn. with Sorry, that was my turn. I mean, I have, but that's not what I shoot all the time. I have been paid to shoot that, though. I ain't gonna lie. let's say No shame.
03:26:43
Speaker
You guys seen that movie, Orgasmo? Yes. Yes. i was serious I don't remember at all. but Yes, ma'am. My apologies. Thank you.
03:26:53
Speaker
he What the fuck? Does the movie does it live up to its name, Shaman? oh um you I thought it was hilarious, but I mean i watched it when I was like a teenager.
03:27:06
Speaker
had an orgasm. so no um it's about it's It's from the creators of South Park. They're in it. And it's about a Mormon that goes, you know, to spread the word.
03:27:19
Speaker
And um he basically ends up becoming like a porno star because he goes to L.A. or whatever to spread the word and becomes a porno star and also a superhero.
03:27:34
Speaker
That's who orgasm was, the superhero in the porno. That's his like character. But it it's Is it like a cartoon? It's a movie. No, it's goofy.
03:27:46
Speaker
It's a movie. It's goofy. It's silly. It's a funny movie. It is funny. That fart guy, when he does the fart thing and then makes you sniff it, that's fucking hilarious. Shut up. We were talking about that last night, remember?
03:28:01
Speaker
When you fart and then you put it over your partner's head. Oh, yeah, but not like that. i go tur Yeah. yeah Yeah. Brittany, you ever fart and catch it in your hand and go in somebody's face?
03:28:17
Speaker
Yeah. My little brother would fart in an empty two-liter bottle and close it up and leave it that way for like two months. And two-liter bottle? How big was his bottle?
03:28:31
Speaker
He shoved the top of the bottle into his butthole and then he farted. Yeah, and then let him marinate for two months and then he'd open it on. You were Marinate! It'll be great! I kind of want to fart in a jar now Can you really let it marinate? I've done that.
03:28:53
Speaker
it's still It knocked me out. I lost memory of what happened. Wait a minute. He said brain he had brain damage.
03:29:05
Speaker
You can actually sort into a container and seal the container and it'll marry you. For sure. and yeah It was so bad. It was so bad. Hold on. Hold on. I'm about to do that at work.
03:29:19
Speaker
You can use the straw and then like...
03:29:24
Speaker
Sorry. Anyways. I'm about to do that at work. You went a little too deep there, Britt. I know too much about farts. Some people have gotten really into this. It's like, use a straw in a balloon, and then when they go to blow up the balloon, pow!
03:29:40
Speaker
That's my next idea now. Thank you. If my dad knew people were coming over to visit, he would sit down on the couch and compress the fucking cushion and fart in it and then stand up real quick so it got trapped in the foam. And then they'd come over and sit down on the couch and it all walks around them and shit. Oh, damn. This is so...
03:29:59
Speaker
He had a fucked up sense of humor. I got mine from. Fun bum fart face over here. It was awesome to fucking watch. People sit down on the couch and just watch your face. You know they fucking smell it, but they're not going to say anything. You know what I mean? Damn, it smells like straight ass over here.
03:30:20
Speaker
I like the balloon idea, though. no dont the kids Do it at kids' party. It'll great. I was thinking what of what my ex-boyfriend's kids party.
03:30:38
Speaker
Yeah, I supplied the balloons for you. They were a pain in the ass, man. Wait, did you really do that, Britt? Oh, in a jar? I have done that. No, did you fart in the kids' balloons for their birthday party? No, I said that's my next idea. saves that for Easter.
03:30:56
Speaker
Come on now. Pop it through the sun. Those were rotten eggs. No, those were her fart.
03:31:05
Speaker
I'm going to go buy a mason jar just so I can fart at it and let it marinate. No, I'm going to go buy one tomorrow and then I'm going come to New Year's Eve and right before you get on stage, Britt, I'm going to go right in your face. He's just going to lift the lid up and cuff it real quick.
03:31:29
Speaker
Right in your face. Smell check. No, I won't do bri i won't do that to you. I'm going to do it to Michael.
03:31:38
Speaker
Can I really let him mark marinate in a jar for two months and just kill somebody with it? That's biological warfare. You know aboutmo which you know about that, no What you know about that? didn't What do you know that sarcastic. I'm seriously asking.
03:32:07
Speaker
oh my gosh he pulled out my your mind no i you had on your ask what you had on your head did you get your hair done or something Oh, no, it's just because my hair was a little messy. No, goddammit, why'd you make him take it off? didn't say take it off, I just asked him what it was. was a goddamn exotic fruit for me tonight, now you ruined it. Alright. This is Rosa Parks hat. You're allowed to make that. You're going to make that.
03:32:34
Speaker
i will a bigke bar on it I feel like I look like a cinnamon roll. A new one. Let's go.
03:32:49
Speaker
Beautiful. Fucking gorgeous. Thank you. I love that it matches your shirt, too. that's why I specifically did not get a brown one because it'll look like I'm going around with a cat's ass on my head. so little turb and Oh, yeah.
03:33:07
Speaker
So any color except brown. Especially like yeah Especially like one that looks like that. yeah That looks like a cat asshole. I cats assholes. Oh. Anyone needs him.
03:33:23
Speaker
i mean i got some photos i got some photos of some cats asholes oh
03:33:31
Speaker
anyone needs him Y'all think I'm joking. There's balls in those photos, too. That's the problem. None of us think you're fucking joking. None of us are surprised, shocked,
03:33:46
Speaker
or...
Thanksgiving Plans and Humor
03:33:48
Speaker
Britt, your face says it all. She's like, i didn't... Britt's just wondering if they're on the same caliber of the cat's asshole picture she has.
03:33:58
Speaker
That's what she's wondering. Oh!
03:34:04
Speaker
She's jealous because mine might be better than hers. Take the bus away from her. Brittany, I just want to say thank you for doing your makeup and your hair tonight and not showing up here like a bum like you usually do.
03:34:17
Speaker
You look like presentable. Thanks. I appreciate it. I tried. look at You're looking like a human being, and I appreciate that. We've spent hard times lately, okay? is You are beautiful in every single way.
03:34:36
Speaker
you marry him? No. Why the fuck we can do that? Shaman's my co-host on Saturday night. Sing that Once Shaman and I fire you and Jedi, we're going to be doing shows on Fridays and Saturdays together. And it'll be Jedi and You're going to be what?
03:34:55
Speaker
What? What did you say to yourself? Hey, Jedi's in my head. I'm Saturday, so. It's going to be that it's gonna be the default delay show. I'll take it. Okay. the fuck? She said, I'll take it.
03:35:09
Speaker
I'll give it. I realized what I said. she said she said hey okay i'll give it ahll give like
03:35:22
Speaker
You're going take that dick? I mean, great you're in luck. That is a default dick. You can customize that dick to whatever you like.
03:35:33
Speaker
Oh, my God. ah Ken whatever doll. Oh, my God. You think he's built like a Ken doll? Oh, my goodness.
03:35:44
Speaker
I'm just kidding. You're okay, Johnny Bungs. I don't know. hey johnny buns i don't know Maybe. guess we'll find out tomorrow.
03:35:59
Speaker
Johnny Bongs, you are much more lively at 8.30 this morning than you are at 11 o'clock tonight. Yes, precisely. Precisely. um Oh, my God. So, do y'all know James Ottawa? Oh, my God.
03:36:17
Speaker
I once caught him at like 11 a.m. Pacific and I didn't fucking recognize him because I guess he wasn't trying to cry off his ass. Makes sense. Makes sense.
03:36:33
Speaker
Everyone have plans for Thanksgiving. Go. Glick. The Godfather. What are your plans for Thanksgiving?
03:36:45
Speaker
Um... I'm going to be with Kayla and her family. Flick's going to put me on the table and stuff me. Gobble, gobble. Apparently, I have new plans for Thanksgiving. I sent you one more. I sent you one more. I think Kayla will understand.
03:37:06
Speaker
Or thanks for more no to peter or as MoDog. I sent you a good one at MoDog. You should like this one. so watching And MoDog's going to be filming.
03:37:17
Speaker
o word oh there you go who just left who was that shaman oh well whatever wow the last the last the last few the last couple couple of few years i've spent uh thanksgiving alone um well they had But nonetheless, no. So, yeah, we're going to be with Kayla's family, her sister and mom and dad and her brother-in-law, who's really mad because in just like less than two months, I've become the new favorite of mom.
03:37:58
Speaker
and he And it took him 28 years to be the favorite son-in-law. And now I'm the new favorite. You're in that newlywed stage, man. Nah, we're not. I'm just better than him.
03:38:09
Speaker
full whole full full screen me, Glick. Full screen me, man. Hey, got yeah but go I know, I haven't MoDog, I haven't turned my camera off, but it was funny because you did that and when i got I got this and I hadn't turned my camera off yet, but... Nice. God damn it, now I have to fucking do it. I i changed mine to that. got oh face
03:38:41
Speaker
Oh, face. Well, you know why got... Ladies and gentlemen, do you want to know why i got that oh, face? Right. why Spoiler alert, that's not a beer bottle in his mouth. i'nna go Hey. the only time we're allowed to be gay on panel yeah hold out Let's be honest, MoDawg. You and I are a little bit gay when Scott not here. Just a little bit. Can't even argue that, man. Can't even argue that.
03:39:21
Speaker
I wish I was a dude sometimes. oo You know, they have a surgery for that.
03:39:29
Speaker
Ready to watch. out love Check me off. thanks for i can't believe I just said that out loud. I'm not touching the comments anymore. You got this.
03:39:41
Speaker
I'm not doing anything. I was just saying goodbye. just put that one up just because I wanted to say to him. Oh, you are really in your feelings. He just wanted to say it. you are She's got her fucking snuggle blanket or comfort. no's My pillows. I have a lot of pillows. With your OnlyFans lights on the back of your bed?
03:40:01
Speaker
My bad. I just wanted to. I just wanted to thank him. and like youre but I'm done pushing buttons. I'm not pushing buttons on that side of the Brick cany.
03:40:16
Speaker
Brick cany. And my curtains. And I just thought of. h Yeah. little bit. Bunch of fucking roast beef curtains. That's literally what I was just thinking. wasn't going to say it.
03:40:31
Speaker
Brittany, please get that. lost I was going to say beef cartons, not roast beef. It looks like somebody's done throwing M80 in that bitch. I'm just going to...
03:40:46
Speaker
go Alright, I'm switching to bourbon. Should i do a crown apple for you there, Glick, in your honor? thank you Yeah, i do a crown dish you know very crown apple. I would do a shot with you.
03:40:58
Speaker
Let's choose. it I gotta go make it first. so I'll be right back. Yeah, go make it, you dirty boy. It's gonna take forever. This kitchen's literally right behind him.
03:41:11
Speaker
Exactly, right? like Calm down, Brittany. What's going to take the most is putting the ice cubes in the glass. Oh, Moe Dogg. Scotto, what was that that you just... It is that. the fuck?
03:41:24
Speaker
it is that fuck
03:41:30
Speaker
that's here all that All that hair has still got one nipple showing. Well, I have to say something about covering the privacy or else it wouldn't be the fucking thing for it.
03:41:41
Speaker
Draw me like one of your French whores. I'll be Rapunzel. Free the nip. Free the nip. I'll be back. I'll be you.
03:41:54
Speaker
Jersey said that's great. got a God, that's awesome. I'm going to get this ready for when Moodle comes back. Dude, I don't know what app you're using, but I fucking love this, man. Yeah.
03:42:07
Speaker
yeah I like the last two. The first one was a little aggressive. I don't know what I did to you. yeah It wasn't even to me. That's what you did to me, Brittany.
03:42:22
Speaker
Oh, that's a lesss good song. That's what you did to me. Shaman, what are you doing over there? Did you forget how to use your your your laptop and stuff? You keep leaving and then coming back and then leaving and coming back. I'm on my phone. I'm walking the dog.
03:42:40
Speaker
and Apparently, i I just have bad reception on my street. yes I guess. don't know. i was streaming there last night.
03:42:50
Speaker
Walking the dog that i the squawwa that identifies as a pit
03:42:57
Speaker
Yeah, she's a little scared right now, too. There's some people. What the fuck she's scared of?
03:43:05
Speaker
Well, dogs are very intuitive, so maybe you should get your gad out. I got it. You gotta stay strapped. Stop walking around the white neighborhoods and she wouldn't be afraid.
03:43:21
Speaker
This is is This is a multicultural neighborhood, okay? but fuck like There's white people too?
03:43:33
Speaker
Multicultural. Okay. We'll leave it at that. like she mexican food so she She don't understand.
03:43:44
Speaker
too white what is multicultural they like nega africans haitians looking fun She's like, wait a minute. Does your multicultture does your name does your neighbor have Taco Bell, Panda Capress? Here's my fat, hungry ass going Wiggly Wiggly for some pizza rolls. I love it. Where's your head wrapped?
03:44:16
Speaker
i love it
03:44:22
Speaker
rap deep I have another a good one here. What's my other favorite one? Oh, it's this one. Oh, yeah. I am fucking here for this.
03:44:36
Speaker
I am so here for that one. Why do you look so hot? oh Right? I actually always look hot. let's God, maybe I do need to get that procedure. Okay.
03:44:52
Speaker
I have silicone ones. Oh, my goodness. i don't I'm flat chested. It's perfect. It's great in your pants, right? yeah
03:45:08
Speaker
You can put a bag over my head. Too far. Okay. Oh, look at show supervisor.
03:45:20
Speaker
She's a brown bag specialist. Yeah. It still has a hole in it. Well, yeah. You've got to have a hole for the mouth.
03:45:34
Speaker
Yeah, no shit. That's what was insinuating. who um Way to state the obvious. a big but interview insinuation i don't think that I don't think the people in the back room.
03:45:50
Speaker
To be fair... That's not where I thought that was going. I'm glad it got cleared up, though. Here, this shot's for you, Glick. Well, you're an asshole. I appreciate you, brother. Cheers. No, I don't know. along the lines.
03:46:04
Speaker
Not another suppository. I already took a shot, but I'm going to take another one. Yeah.
03:46:16
Speaker
Scotto, while you were gone, scotto uh slid into my dms again like he does oh yeah but but but yeah no i i think i think you're gonna like i think you're gonna like what he sent me all right bring it on i actually i fucking love that that's my that's my old face man I love Escado. Thanks for making at least one normal win for me, man. forgive so I love you, man.
03:46:51
Speaker
like yeah lets how you that's how you're getting that's the only one The rest of are going to be bent over with a big fucking donkey dip buck on my ass or some shit. I need to shut up. I need to shut up.
03:47:03
Speaker
Don't. do all Don't. Don't fucking do it. kind of Go ahead. Give them more. Let me they i me do that. to get around Oh, yeah. you can get around yeah yeah i got i got i got Huge
AI Creations and Communism Jokes
03:47:24
Speaker
shout out to Scotto because on YouTube, those of you who follow us on YouTube, this was the thumbnail for tonight. I got i gotta to make sure I give Scotto proper credit because I said it at the beginning.
03:47:34
Speaker
and that's That's a cool ass fucking AI picture. and i don't know I don't know what you use, Scotto, but you fucking nail it, dude. You do great with that shit. That's awesome. I had to easier thought you drew that quick.
03:47:47
Speaker
Well, okay. Truth be told. Now that now that Shaman's going to throw it out there, I was trying to give some credit, but I mean, I actually did draw that.
03:47:59
Speaker
I did draw that. No, I'm just kidding. Shout out to Scotto with the great AI picks, man. right He's killing it, and a and he's killing it for the network.
03:48:09
Speaker
Not only the network, but the family. and Our friends and and and and what we and who we call family here on the network. Absolutely kill it. um businesses like keep on bore This is a great picture that Scottos sent me before I could even asked him to send it to me and then he AI'd it and we already showed it earlier but Fidel Bongs Oh goodness Well at least my message isn't on there power when you first brought it up I was literally in the process of somebody please screenshot that
03:48:49
Speaker
And just kind of was my phone was lighting up And he was already on top of it Yeah he was Is there a bottom?
03:49:02
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That's sexy right there Scotto That's sexy right there Scotto He didn't even get that He's so dumb No, I wasn't listening to you because Scotto hit me with that with a great sexy picture of myself.
03:49:17
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I couldn't listen to your bullshit, Brittany.
03:49:22
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So, Mojah, you missed this. um I made a bunch of Jedi, all right? So it started with this. Oh, what does Jedi look right?
03:49:37
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But then he found a little bit of this. Wait, can you full screen him? I'm doing it. I'm doing it. you got it written yeah go go Go back to the go back to the first one go back to the first one. This one? Yeah.
03:49:53
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it looks like a top of its like a porn stash He looks like everybody can ever. That does it for me. He's wearing a little Johnny Bonds. Johnny Bonds.
03:50:07
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He's Parisian. He's wearing a beret. He's smoking a cigarette. He's got a monocle on and shit. That's awesome. And here he is. Hi, Bob. Oh, my goodness. so here he is has bob oh my goodness I made this one. He's Glazy Jedi.
03:50:31
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Glazy Jedi. He's got the chef hat on, but he still has his baseball hat on underneath it. That's fucking awesome. All I did here was put in a picture and it have Jedi running a disaster of a live stream, and it did every bit of this for me. Yeah.
03:50:54
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what what do you are What are you using for these? Are you using ChatGPT? It's Firefly. Firefly? That's hilarious.
03:51:05
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That's fucking hilarious. He's going to hate us. Has he you' seen all these? a Yeah, he has. He hates them. but yeah here is He had absent audio issues one night, so this is what did for him.
03:51:23
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That's awesome. Scott jedi is like home boyy Oh, I have to. What's that? What's that? It's me growing up. Look at that.
03:51:36
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Big pimp. Oh, shit.
03:51:42
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Who are you pimping out? hu Damn, Scott. That makes me the most money. it's It's a long, serious list, man. this guy got the glo did so Out of all the dudes, who do you think would make the most money?
03:51:59
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Probably J-Bong down there, you know, because if I had to pimp anybody out here, it would be you that makes me the most money, know. oh You got that sweet ass, Johnny. Number one. I mean, I think this would be good with people. No, not in this situation. promise you. I think you might never talk a little piece of communism, you know? I can.
03:52:25
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i think Everybody little piece of communism. That's what we're going to call it. it doesn't Who doesn't want some communism in their life? A little communism. Communism inside of them.
03:52:39
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why is Why is Shaman just
Backstage Confusion and Political Humor
03:52:41
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in the back? why is sha why Why was Shaman left backstage, Brittany? There were two of them, and I didn't know which one was him. why'd you Why'd you leave Shaman backstage? How dare you? was already up on here, and then he showed up on another one. How dare you?
03:52:58
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ah to yeah
03:53:03
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This is this this is this what SkyDub just sent me that I was working on downloading while we were getting all the Jedi pics. This smooth ass motherfucker.
03:53:15
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Gay! All that Michigan shit. Gay! What's
Storytelling Skills and Awkward Moments
03:53:20
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ladies? Gay!
03:53:24
Speaker
He's going to use that his fucking thirst traps, man. i so I'm going to use this on my Grindr. I
03:53:32
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ah used to have a Miami starter, Jackie. oh Do any of you remember, this is like 15 years ago, but a famous politician got busted for having Grindr on his phone, and his excuse literally was, oh i thought it was an app to help me find coffee shops. Yeah. yeah Nice. yeah Somehow, sir, we don't believe you.
03:54:03
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yeah where they stick on a coffee clean
03:54:10
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fucking its
03:54:14
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you're so jealous and angry brit it was what what are
03:54:26
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yeah I'm so confused. How am I how i jealous? I'm barely here. You're so jelly. we we all we all like we all gave props to the this one and and we all gave We all gave props to this. to this.
03:54:45
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And then I put this up. And then you would just want to drop hate on me. You just want to put hate on me. You called yourself the sexy look or whatever the fuck. i mean it It is a good one.
03:55:00
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I like the one add them that it i just just don that i just yeah like the one. I like the one where you're fucking me with your eyes. that' nice Yeah, you like that, don't you, Shaman? Right in your dirty whore hole.
03:55:16
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Your dirty whore hole. My eye stock is so violated right now. Thank you. yeah
Roleplay and TV Show Discussions
03:55:22
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Well, they should be violated because I didn't need to consent for the things I'm about to do because I yelled surprise. Surprise.
03:55:32
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I hate
03:55:35
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If I learned anything from Oz, is that it's not great as long as you yell surprise. So, big surprise, but I love that show. But i realized, so, um and I watched it years later, so I could binge watch it, right? it was like love art Yeah, i but I can only do like four episodes because that fucking drumbeat musical intro would be stuck in my head for three days. Yeah, Scotto was like, i loved Oz until I got myself sent to prison, and it was nothing like Oz. It was not the same.
03:56:10
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It was not the same. Prison sex is not good sex. Yeah, I'm sure on day one my hand is going in like six pockets or something. Yes, Brittany. Oh, no. I dropped the soap. Whatever will I do? dropped this whole case of soap. Oh, my God.
03:56:30
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So many different role play scenarios. I got a kick in my back. I can't stand up straight.
03:56:38
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Oh, no, I don't know where my pants or underwear are and my butt cheeks are spread. Oh, what will I ever do? oh Far reach, bro. Far reach. prior reach But you know what?
03:56:51
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scott is over That guy from Oz ended up starring in that show called Happy. You guys see that show, Happy? Yeah, and he was also, it he was you know what the great thing about it was? That dude from Oz was in SVU.
03:57:08
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yeah yeah Yeah, yeah, yeah. Chris, what's his name? Chris something or another. Maloney? Hanson. Chris Hanson. Wow! That's the catch-up predator.
03:57:23
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We have a former member of this network who is very familiar with the Chris Hanson type stuff, but it wasn't Chris Maloney because Chris Maloney has never been on this network.
03:57:35
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If we could only...
03:57:39
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That's crazy, honestly. I'm an island boy. Oh my god, do not do that.
03:57:50
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My mom's husband the biggest redneck ever. and When he gets super drunk, he'll start playing the drums, and he he loves the Island Boys for some fucking reason. He's
03:58:08
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so... You know what, Britt? I would like to say I'm surprised by this, but this man literally burned his house down. For no reason.
03:58:21
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Because he burned his mothers house down? Yeah.
03:58:27
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What the hell? Oh, yeah, you guys don't know about that. Oh, man, yeah.
TikTok and Humorous Graphics
03:58:32
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Oh, God. You guys you you guys missed one a hell of a show.
03:58:37
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So Wednesday nights was always kind of just like... Wild card Wednesday. It was the wild card Wednesday, and and and i but and and it was like, this is when Brittany was brand new here. She wasn't even really a part of the network yet.
03:58:54
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And I don't even remember what we were going to talk about, but it completely tail spun out of well what we were going to talk about. And we learned about church camp from Brittany. and we also learned And we also learned that we also taught Brittany a valuable lesson on storytelling because she said, and and and this is, these are your words.
03:59:18
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These are your words. She said, She was starting the story of how she lost her virginity, but she was like, I lost my virginity, and my dad was like, and I'm like, whoa, wait a damn minute.
03:59:35
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I suck at telling stories sometimes. I get sidetracked. yeah Her dad was out of town when she lost her virginity, but where when she started this story, we were going to something totally different. Yeah, I'm cutting straight to it Yeah.
03:59:50
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We were not going to get destroy the Sorry. Sounds like the same way I lost my virginity. My brother had his girlfriend over. I had my boyfriend over. Our keyword, if we were doing it, our keyword was... You and your brother is... You, your brother and his girlfriend are doing it.
04:00:14
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And doing it well. Shut that up. Okay. Doing it well. That's hilarious. yeah i by my goodness we wing wa gu we will yeah how that you be's hilarious I like that haircut, though, for you. Oh, God.
04:00:41
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That was a good episode. I gotta to go back and find that and pin it. like I gotta pin that if I can. That was fun because it was so unexpected. Scotta, did you just literally do that that quick or did you already have that made? No, I just did it that quick. I thought, make me an Allenberry! They had that shit preloaded for you already. They knew you wanted that. They were like, we know this shit coming up soon.
04:01:07
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He's that quick because the one that the background one where I was like sliding in, I got that like two minutes after I slid in on the show. It just me sliding back in.
04:01:18
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and he and He sent me that. He's that quick, man. It's crazy. Scotto needs to work in graphic arts instead of the finance industry. yeah It's how Scotto gets all these screenshots any good and great screenshots.
04:01:35
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and then does whatever Scotto does so fast. because like Yeah, he's on it. then The night that I flexed, I wasn't even thinking of it. We were just talking, and I just threw a flex up there, and then my phone lit up, and I'm like, what the fuck is Scotto messaging for?
04:01:51
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And it was the screenshot of just me flexing. was like, Jesus Christ. I don't know how he does it. I try to take screenshots, and they're all blurry and crazy and everything else.
04:02:03
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How do you think a blurry screenshot oh rally day It's live action, man. When people are alive and you're trying to grab a screenshot. Okay, fair enough. Don't question me. my
Sexual Positions and Personal Confessions
04:02:16
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skills.
04:02:17
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so question my skills I was just trying to understand, okay? im just not trying to do more like you This is not a good way for us to become new co-hosts together.
04:02:27
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what Scott, do I think I stepped away. what what did you what You brought up James Ottawa before. What what happened with him? Oh, so um I usually catch James Ottawa. I'm on Pacific time, right? So I catch him maybe from like 9 p.m. to like 4 a.m., right?
04:02:44
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Love him, you guys, but he's always a little stoned and little drunk off his mind. But i caught him I caught him one day at like noon or 1 p.m., and I didn't even fucking recognize him because it was like talking to like a meant some dude that shares a Mensa club or something. It was crazy.
04:02:59
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Do you have any of Michael? li but he can get them. Yeah, I'll have to go back and and get some in a screenshot. I can't imagine being Ottawa and Mensa. Michael's not cool enough to be in the Scotto's
04:03:18
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ah You know what? you only get You only get the AIs when you're on Friday or Saturday nights. That is my boy. The gay eye. Sorry, bye-bye. I apologize, Scotto.
04:03:30
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i didn I didn't want to speak out of turn and say gay eye. But now you can me permission, so we can say gay. Whenever I'm on panel and somebody will say, oh, yeah, i went straight to this door. And I'm like, wow, I'm feeling attacked by your straight comment right there. I'm feeling sorry to me.
04:03:46
Speaker
I just want to make sweet, sweet love to you, Scotto. I don't want to insult you for a mention. Oh, my gosh. Kaylee. Get your manners. Kaylee. Oh, my God. Kaylee. She's asleep. Oh, my God. Don't worry.
04:04:01
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Sorry, you're bringing gay out of me. just Just let me love who I want to love, okay? I can love her and love Scotto at the same time.
04:04:13
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I'm not saying anything. It's like a timeshare. It's timeshare. was a good callback.
04:04:21
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saw that that was a good callback there's' there's ah there's ah There's a whole lot of Glick to go around. Not my pants. Just in my fatness. Don't worry. I've seen you TikTok. I've seen it.
04:04:33
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I've seen it. pretend We're bringing back Glick's TikTok again.
04:04:41
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I will say you were bigger than I thought you were going to be. what i Wow. And I will say that you were a lot smaller than I thought you were going to be. oh you oh Whoa. Whoa.
04:04:55
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So I don't know what in all seriousness. He said, didn't see a boy situation. Yeah. yeah I thought it was like tall. mean, obviously she's and and not making fun of it. I'm just saying, obviously Brit's very skinny, but I thought she was tall.
04:05:10
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Because of how lanky she is. No, she's really not. Oh, you're not tall? She's short she's short and lanky. oh I'm fine but like five eight That's average, right? I mean, she literally came up to my kneecaps.
04:05:25
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and See, that's right. I was picturing her being at 5'8", 5'9". I thought you were going to say something like 5'2 shit or something, man. No, I'm fine i'm like 5'8". We have pictures of the two of us together.
04:05:42
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Let's see. She is a tiny little thing. huh Well, 5'8's not tiny for a girl, in all honesty. No. Sorry, it seems like but the bourbon's gone down as nice as the beer. It is.
04:06:00
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Basically, what is and are you going to send her another butthole picture? Except when I puck her. She's like, so or sneeze sneeze and take the picture at the same time.
04:06:12
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Is the bourbon going down as easy as the beer, Sarge? It shorter than know what, Jersey? I i honestly figured you were yeah had had five Wait a minute. Wait a fucking minute. You're shorter than 5'8", Jeri?
04:06:35
Speaker
Have you been? like right i got and We haven't met in but one person yet. How the fuck do we make that happen to our you two can meet in person? i don't even Don't even go there, man. I tried to make it happen when I was yeah there for my brother's funeral, but the timing didn't work out. we're gonna little meet yeah We'll We'll meet.
04:06:53
Speaker
It's all good. you know what We're going to a Hallmark Lifetime Christmas type movie here. Snow setting in the park. Snow falling. how do we how do we hate Slow motion running towards each other.
04:07:06
Speaker
send send money to Glick Glick 13 on Cash App and it's all going to go to the new fund is making Sarge and Jerz meet in person because these two I'll be honest with you I mean funny making making the star in jersey a conju colgan we're game we're literally on the phone all day every day man like FaceTime I know well know you have been doing this bullshit for way too long to not have met in person
04:07:38
Speaker
You love her. She needs to hit that. You're not that. Yeah, she does. Yeah, she does, Shaman. Wait, hold on. I'm on the phone every morning he's on the toilet. Hell yeah. She is not lying. Hell yeah.
04:07:55
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That's love right there. I was just going say that. That's true love. We literally have conversations every day when I'm sitting on a fucking John, man. That's awesome. Yeah. Yeah. We're going to make it happen. How do we make it happen? We need to get them up to the New Year's Eve show. Brittany, I was just thinking that. New Year's Eve.
04:08:19
Speaker
We bring them up. up what i think five times i i was rachel I was agreeing with you and I was on the same page as you. Jesus Christ. I was saying I was just thinking the same thing. yellow I know the first time I meet her in person, it it has to be at Brittany's comedy debut.
04:08:37
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would make my life easy there you go chief i might be having some uh local shows coming up in maryland annapolis baltimore um michael's been really helping me out looking for stuff and his wife they've really just so helpful and i I fucking love that. You're all warm inside. Also, Jersey, you don't need to share every fucking thing about us. You don't need to tell them I'm on the toilet. yeah
04:09:07
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Oh, is this another fight? Fuck.
04:09:15
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Thank you, Jizz. Yeah, I know. I'm a super excited. Carry on, Jersey. Share share everything. can't share everything want to know it all shamas like come on keep it coming come on come on good morning baby i ain't got no action in my life let me know how was going uh like that angry sex is good sex so yeah amen sometimes the fighting is the foreplay you know sometimes yep you're right break or makeup sucks
04:09:50
Speaker
be Then the makeup sex, when it was like the argument was just 10 minutes prior is even better sometimes. yeah that's Right, right. you Wait, what were we talking about? Sometimes you just start a fight to fuck good. Just saying. Just argue while you're having sex.
04:10:07
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Right. yeah yeah Fuck you. yeah We got the trash. You're you're fucking lazy. Put enough fucking mayo on my sandwich, bitch.
04:10:20
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i've had dudes that will just like roll over and try to just do it from the side and be lazy about it like a walrus like a what that like a walrus wait a minute hold hold on a second from the side is lazy I mean, I do you call it a half starfish, you know, like can all start for this thing but you're almost there. yeah Are you, are you lazy or are they lazy? Hold on a second. I got to figure this out.
04:10:59
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I'm in a doggy position. Dammit. Like a walrus down. I'm so fucking down for that. feelinging It's Brittany holding out. I think that's why it's happening like that.
04:11:10
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Not at all. I'm very adventurous. Motherfucker wakes up. She's you go face down ass up and that's the way y'all gonna fight. Sorry. I sent you another one.
04:11:25
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Oh, you got a Michael one. Nice. so i sent you another one alright so i'll bad scott looking yes you were gone oh you got a michael one nice huh
04:11:45
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Oh, that's cool. That's actually really cool, man. Wait, what was it? A Michael AI thing. I need to take some more leave. I'm feeling like a grandma all over here.
04:11:57
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You got a what? Turn down the only thing. I'm still trying to figure out how on the side is lazy.
04:12:09
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vote Because if that's the only move you got,
04:12:17
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That's lazy. I mean, if that's the only move they try with you, I would tend to agree with you. Right. that's all i mean You left that part out.
04:12:28
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You left the it's the only move they got part out. Oh, well, my bad. Is it the left side or the right side? Or does it switch sides?
04:12:40
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I'm sure you'd like to know. Yeah, that's why I asked. Yeah, we're trying to do that. That's exactly why I fucking asked.
04:12:49
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As as you're not laying down lower in the bed than him and like him doing it on the sides hitting you in the back of the neck, you know i mean that'd be kind of fucked up. yeah At least pull my nose. No, it's usually the left side. That's why I'm injured. Is he literally just laying on his slide on his side and you're just like, let me go ahead and and then you do all the work? Because, i mean, if you're on your side, that's still a lot of work for the guy to do at the end of the day. Yeah, i I'm working it. Is that from the back or from the front?
04:13:20
Speaker
From the back, bitch. Yeah. Oh, so he's down in the Hershey. That's why he puts you on the side so you can slide into the Hershey Highway. um but i just i just started to say, is the only sex he had before you with guys? I mean, you know i mean you know. Yeah, we're trying to break this down. We've got we gotta to have all the we gotta to have all this facts. the moment all the Ladies know what they're but what
04:13:55
Speaker
That's why girls have that really nice little fucking dent in their back right above their ass, man. It lets them fucking hike it right in that perfect position, man Can we stop talking about porn? Look, you fucking brought it up. You brought it up, right?
04:14:08
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yeah Can we see the Michaels thing? That's why women can't be present. Wow, she watched that saying. Wow. He's a married man. Wow. Wow.
04:14:20
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yeah my
04:14:24
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All right. I almost said something. Brittany, again, we've had this conversation a million times.
04:14:31
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Don't open a door that you're not ready to go through. fair yeah you You open these doors and then we go into the conversation and you're not ready for it.
04:14:43
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That door back there is not open. We're not talking about that door being open or not being open. But we might bust through it. We ain't talking about your starfish, man. Or bust on it. You know, there's a reason men put their thumb on that shit when we're hitting it from the back.
04:14:58
Speaker
That's fine. Anyways, why am I talking about that? mean, sitting there waiting at you, man. You got to fucking stroke it. The fact that you said that hitting it from the side is a lazy move. And as a man, and I'm only going to speak for myself, won't speak for the other men in here.
04:15:16
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from the side, from the back, from the top, whatever, that's still a lot of work to go. mean, I'm just saying. How is it lazy? If you want to call a man lazy in bed, he's literally just like... But if you want to get on top, if you want to get on top and he says no, what the fuck? Well, see, again, you left that out too, man. We're eight minutes deep into the conversation. Yeah.
04:15:43
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and you keep dropping another little len I can't fucking win. No, you left you're leaving the specifics out, man. That's what the problem is. yeah yeah yeah You drop a very vague comment and then we want to and and and and engage in that conversation and then you hit us with the specifics after the fact.
04:16:02
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I take a long time. Any man, any man, any man that... um that'll say no to a woman climbing on top should have his genitalia cut off and have a vagina put in his place.
04:16:14
Speaker
Exactly. Unless she can't ride for shit. You know what? even when they get that's when That's why they got hips, and that's why we got hands, and that's why we can guide them, motherfuckers.
04:16:25
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yeah Up, down, back, forward. Never mind. yeah yes That's usually most women's thoughts right there that gets them turned on too. It's like right at the hip. No, listen, I was with this lesbian once. I had to just grab her and and throw her down. Like, no, she could not ride at all.
04:16:44
Speaker
At all. It's because she was using scissor. It's a different, you know. Yeah, her she didn't know how to move her hips. the right It was really weird. Really weird. e I'm sorry. Yep.
04:16:57
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I got to go against what Shaman said. i mean, <unk>s willing if she's if she's willing to ride, i don't care how bad it It's still going to be good. Because here's the thing.
04:17:12
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Here's the thing when it comes to women jumping on top and riding. This is what you hear after 30 seconds. My knees, my hips. I can't do that. can't do that.
04:17:23
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Bitch, I done watched you do yoga in the fucking living room for the last six hours and you can't fucking hold yourself up for fucking three minutes so I can... yeah yeah Not me.
04:17:35
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The fuck? I done watched Downward Dog. My hips. My swollen conversation, please. yo yo ah yeah my we as mine change the conversation please What up?
04:17:55
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That is so sick. Michael!
04:18:01
Speaker
Why do Glick and Michaels look more like them than mine look like me? bre not play the book like That's what you look like. That's what you should look like, Brittany.
04:18:16
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It's hard to capture bitch, man. Unfortunately, this is what you look like. There you There you are. There you are.
04:18:31
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have a mullet man and Haas in here. Can we talk to him now? No. I don't like mullet man Haas. Haas, what do you feel about men fucking from the side? Okay.
04:18:45
Speaker
What are your pronouns and how do you feel about it? It's man-fucking-women. It's okay. It's man-fucking-women. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Important part I left out. Thank you, Scotto. See, leaving. sorry no I pulled a Brittany. Sorry.
04:18:59
Speaker
I don't want involve myself in all that stuff. This guy hasn't seen his dick. He's still a virginity. Nah, lost my virginity when I was like 15.
04:19:11
Speaker
To his Boy Scout troop leader. Was it at church camp? Yeah, but he was a good man. No, it was a Boy Scouts. It was holy. It was holy yeah it was ah It was a religious experience.
04:19:28
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It was a holy time. Can I get an I'm trackable up in here. I was with this gay dude. Uncheckable! Boy, you know better. Hit that link. I ain't seen you in forever, Uncheckable.
04:19:44
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Abby said i ain't seen... That's me, bitch. Oh, fuck. Everything is fucking me up. Welcome to the podcast, Audrey.
04:19:54
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I see you talking about me, Trey.
04:19:59
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Whatever.
AI Graphics and Personality Humor
04:20:02
Speaker
What is Jersey's profile pic? I'm just bringing this because want to see her profile pic. Okay. yeah I thought she was an elf.
04:20:13
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Maybe she is. I mean, clearly she wow she has tendencies. Guess what, Glick? What? That's my bedtime, man.
04:20:27
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I'm It's we know you, Shaman. Yeah, you were up until like four in the morning last night. Well, I gotta be like up at four in the morning tomorrow. Shaman, I'm tired of your bullshit, man.
04:20:45
Speaker
Where's Jedi? I want Jedi to be my name. Jedi's probably over on LC's fucking stream he's got going on. Probably. nice watch I don't think they're streaming tonight.
04:20:57
Speaker
Who? LC's. Who the fuck is LC? If you don't know, you're you're good. no you you don't know You don't know, man. all right and i'm miss you You're not cool, bro. You're not even cool, bro.
04:21:13
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That's Lincoln's stream. I'll see something. I'll see LC here. Yeah, it's OC. He's live right now.
04:21:24
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No, LC is probably live. He's live right now. i don't know who LC is. Somebody tried to tell me that that one-legged goofy bastard had a better beard than me, and I had to correct them and make sure they understood that he doesn't have a beard. He has a goatee.
04:21:41
Speaker
Who's that? Harley Dad? yeah Randomly out of nowhere some douchebag was like Harley dad has a better beard than you click and I was like Harley dad only has one leg and it's also a goatee you fucking loser different It's different a mullet like this guy down there This guy don't even have a quality as a fucking ginger fruit It's awesome, bro.
04:22:07
Speaker
He's not a moat though. He's a fucking liar last time I saw Boss, I even told him. I was like, you want to throw the throwback out? i went I went to the barbershop, asked for a mullet, and this is what they gave me.
04:22:19
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You're a liar. You're false. Find a new barber. Haas was on one this morning. Haas was on one this morning. 8.30 this morning. He was talking off, yelling at people.
04:22:33
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Oh, shit. Was that before or after the mullet? He was live with... Oh, speaking of Fidel Bongs, the real Fidel Bongs is
Show Promotions and Goodbyes
04:22:41
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back. I just realized that.
04:22:46
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He was live with Fidel Bongs and he was playing some game and he's just losing his goddamn mind. and Johnny was just like, I don't know what's going on with this asshole, but... I was playing Black Ops 7. Sorry, I had to.
04:23:05
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Beautiful. Oh, yeah. I forgot I was leaving. You're not allowed leave. Yeah. work, too. Have a good night. Thanks for hanging. but sos gotta of money im here
04:23:20
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you're you're not allowed to leave yeah yeah yeah that's what they tell me at work too
04:23:29
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but hope have a good night thanks for hanging Shaman, love you brother. It's just swinging by, a man. It's always fun hanging out with you, bro. Thank you guys for having me. Thanks for everybody showing up.
04:23:44
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All that stuff. Cheers to you, Shaman. Make sure you guys tune in. The Lazy Shaman Show right here live on YouTube. It's a great show outside of all the Canadians they allow in.
04:23:56
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On the YouTube streets.
04:23:59
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I do need to learn to start plugging my show right before I leave. Oh, yeah. See you guys later. Don't forget to check me out. yeah yeah yeah Yeah, you got to. Hey, Shaman, when you leave, before you go to bed, drop the link in the chat, man. All right. Yeah, I'll do that.
04:24:14
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Yeah, drop the link in the chat. Shaman show. Good looking out. Good looking out. All right, everybody. Y'all have a good night. Have a good night, brother. Have a good day at work tomorrow. Have a day tomorrow at work.
04:24:27
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Yeah. absolutely It's only eight hours. It's only eight hours your life you'll never get back. yeah Yeah. They give me a couple dollars. That'd be cool. For your ass crack.
04:24:42
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Wait. Wait, what?
04:24:51
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What about my ass crack? He's going to put that money in your ass crack that he makes. e like to Look who shows his ugly face. The moment your fucking co-hosts that you work with... Finally that shaman cunt is gone. I mean, right? I was going to text him. I was going to text him. I was getting back on. He's already signing off. Everything I said when you were gone, I didn't mean. I was just saying that to make Oh, God, I can't wait to watch the replay. No, we meant it all, man. Me and Shaman both just dropped a link to his to their chat. Ah, perfect.
04:25:36
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Wait, you both dropped your panties? What? Shut up, bitch. We're doing your work, motherfucker. Anybody watching or listening? That's what I like to hear. That's what like to hear. The Lazy Shaman Show right here on YouTube. Go show the boys some love.
04:25:52
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Check them out. Check us out. They dropped their panties. You got a little bit to check out. That's what was going to say. We got to see all your pictures.
04:26:08
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Damn it, Scotto. They're not of you. It's safe. They're not of you. I don't believe you right now, Scotto. I don't believe you. I can't make this happen. Hang on. No, just got to know. I surrender. Stop. Just stop. I surrender. Oh, damn it. He done did it.
04:26:26
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He did it. Okay. It's got to, I do not have brown eyes. Okay. I do not have brown eyes. That whole picture is a fraud.
04:26:39
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I think I got pink eye right now. I'll give you that one.
04:26:50
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I love that one. Dream about this tonight. That's all right. Here you go, Jedi. Here's the one here's one that Scott made me to meet tonight.
04:27:01
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There you go. i was going to... Let's see it. Let's see it Full screen it. oh that's good. You really deep throat in that bottle. Down to the neck, motherfucker. yeah i mean That neck game is off the charts, bro. Jedi spoiler alert. It wasn't a bottle that he was deep throat in.
04:27:22
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Look at this face. If you put the pictures together... MoDaw would have been below below screen. Oh, man.
04:27:36
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I feel like I'm in timeout with that picture. like like That's like, oh, you got the wrong sentiment from that then.
04:27:47
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Don't show the next one. I fucking swear. Fuck you! Brittany, he has so many pictures of me that are just atrocious. I feel you, man. Oh, look. Look, you gave quick muscles. That's neat.
04:28:08
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i i just want say I just want to say, this this speaks volumes for how much i love Scotto. You guys have terrible... You know who doesn't. You know picture does of me is just perfection. Yeah, it's pretty magnificent, to be honest. looks like mem i'm pretty I mean, it's not real life, but it's magnificent. mean, it's real life. I'm perfect. There you go. about that?
04:28:38
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um they yeah
04:28:44
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yeah i think i yeah like ah ha That's actually a really good picture you, buddy. Oh, show him the J-Bong's one. Adding to his review. i didn hear what well we'll do ah We'll do a live year-end review of Jedi and Brittany together, Shaman. Wait, what now?
04:29:08
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huh but Shaman and I are going to do a year-end review of you and Brittany on our respected shows. You're going to acknowledge how awesome we are?
04:29:21
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We're going to acknowledge something. Something. The tism? He almost had a seizure saying acknowledge. and Three syllable words are hard. This is tism. This is
04:29:41
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ah Since Haas and Jedi have not seen it, pull up the um the Johnny Bongs one. i need this yeah this Oh, yeah. um The Johnny Bongs one.
04:29:52
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Oh, are you ready to have your mind blown, Lazy Jedi? this is I'm ready to have anything blown. Behave yourself. Behave yourself and contain yourself. There's a whole lot of sexiness in this creature. Oh, god damn.
04:30:10
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leave I'm going to church tomorrow. The church at Johnny Bong's nipple. Leave that up. Brittany, make your mouth sound. I'm going to the chapel. I don't know
04:30:28
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i don't know why I got so much enjoyment out of that. I don't know why I'm salivating right now. What's going on here? hu I mean, we have the root we have the real Johnny Bongs currently in the building.
04:30:41
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Well, do we? Because he's not been on camera for like 20 minutes. they The real Fidel Bong. I think he's asleep. No, he's ruling a country. It takes a lot of time and energy, okay? He can't be at that chair all the time. don't think he was just a Communism The chair is Johnny Bong. Yeah, if you think pimping it easy, you should try communism, okay? That's all I'm saying. exactly
04:31:11
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One day.
04:31:14
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One day. I can't wait to own my own country. I mean, rule my own country. president of the United States of America. Don't stop. Oddly enough, there are even thousands of little islands all across the world that you can buy. Some of them decent prices. know.
04:31:32
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and I'm going to buy one when I hit the lottery. Just call it. What if the lottery hits to you? Welcome to Glickia. you know tell i it Welcome to Glickia, Glicklandia, the island of Glicklandia. If you land on Plymouth Rock, Plymouth Rock landed on us. I'll be a god to those villagers. They're to build statues for me.
04:31:56
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like They're going to be so pissed that they prayed for so long if you're the god they get. They go, such wasted prayers. We got this slur. What the fuck? I want um i want a money guarantee. He's a slur. Don't get him to do it.
04:32:14
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He's a fucking slut whore. Oh, we're not even going to bring it anymore. We're just going raw dog in this.
04:32:24
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He's a slut whore, not a slur. You can't give him... ah look god How dare you speak to me like that? How dare you? Kaylee, wake up.
04:32:38
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Kaylee. Kaylee. kale
04:32:45
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See, i'll keep y'all keep saying that now. It's fucking with me now. I'm like, is it Kayla or Kaylee? Fuck, I don't remember. cal It's a Kaylin, Kaylee, Kaylin. You know, as long as it's not Kayle, because Kayle sucks. She's like, Moe Dogg's eventually going to be like, I know you're going to take parts of the K, and that's all that matters. I'm just going to start calling her Kay.
04:33:03
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What's up, Kay? As long as you don't put two more after that, we're good. Nah, was thinking the same thing, Brady. I mean, according to some people on the interweb, they do live in the white part of Columbus, Glickset. I don't live in Columbus. I live in there. Things are getting spicy.
04:33:23
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We keep it to the same. We keep it to the white side in there. you know Sometimes it's it's kind of a... We're not going to kink shame, okay? And just because he puts a white hood over her face doesn't mean it's wrong. Just because there's a cross burning in the front yard. i mean, what the fuck? mean that that just That just heats things up a bit. Just because it really when i yeah i ask her who her grand wizard is, doesn't mean... Don't steal my joke. I said that earlier, you bitch.
04:33:53
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I didn't know that much. I know you said that earlier, bitch.
04:33:59
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Yeah, said it with a hard itch. I didn't say bitch. I said bitch. I said bitch. That was funny. You really said that though, right? You really said, yeah. said bitch.
04:34:13
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i said
04:34:19
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Drew that bee out like a motherfucker too. but We're we're kind be peeling the shit out of this stream right now. And I said, bitch. Move your fucking camera down, man. So you look like more than just a pimple on an ass cheek, man.
04:34:39
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just How good would that be? We want to see the rest. I would move all of you guys to the island with me. Not like Epstein Island. I mean, some people who used to be a part of this network. Whoa, whoa, calm down. Girls on an island.
04:34:55
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Not all the people, but i would be like a really cool island where everybody was of age. Island boys. Island boys. That's a callback, bitch. callback is a thing nowadays.
04:35:08
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and that's a callback bitch yeah music is a thing nowadays I
04:35:17
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i think you said i think i think he said come bang me boys. I think' i said cheers y'all. not
04:35:26
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Glick hears what he wants to hear. okay He lives in his own fucking world. Definitely.
04:35:32
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definitely
04:35:35
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Shut bitch. So what would your flag of your country be? like it would have to have a wrestling it would have to have a wrestling belt going across it. It would probably just be a wrestling belt.
04:35:47
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<unk>ttered christina scotto Wait, only when you're there scott to hole I'm not gay, but if Scott is on the island, what happens on the island? I'm not gay, unless it's Wednesday. up and Up in the other corner is like Glick's O-Face, and then down in the bottom right corner, just could be like a big splooge blob.
04:36:13
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you know i'm Down in the... That's splooge blob. seems redundant for some reason. Down in the bottom bottom corner of the flag. Yeah, exactly. Exactly.
04:36:26
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Oh, my God. Modug drinks his beers from the bottom. One side of the flag is this. The other side of the flag is this. Nice. Nice.
04:36:40
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You're like, oh, can you do that to me? Sorry, Jersey. That's awesome. yeah but What Modug and I do on the island? She's just trying to be cool like me.
04:36:54
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Yeah.
04:36:59
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You're jealous, aren't you? I wish i had sunglasses because I could be part of the cool kid crew. I know. I wish I had sunglasses. Where are my sunglasses? I don't own a pair even. God damn it.
04:37:12
Speaker
i have to be I feel so left out right now. do you guys know why i wear sunglasses? can't wear it yourself. I originally, didn't know why you wore sunglasses, but now that with you and Drew, I feel like you guys have met and she probably lives there.
04:37:30
Speaker
And now you wear sunglasses because you keep lipping off and she keeps punching in the eye. I got two black eyes exactly. Yeah. no You don't need to tell him again. She told him twice. I mean, you guys all see it because you're on StreamYard, but you see StreamYard in my glasses, right?
04:37:46
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It's so fucking bright white and shit, man. It hurts my fucking eyes. That's why. Oh, that hurts. That hurts my feelings, okay? I can't help the way I am. God damn it, Jedi. That's i don't wear my glasses. You can't even look at me without sunglasses. That is why I wear them. gotta go gonna go dark you gotta to go dark mode on your laptop. I don't wear my glasses because you can't and stream your artist You can't do it as a Yeah, it's mode.
04:38:17
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yeah Yeah, I don't wear my glasses because my OCD, I see the reflection in my glasses, and it drives me insane. You just don't want to see all the Pornhub tabs you have open. Exactly. Scott O'Neill nailed that to a fucking T. We know what you're up to, Blake. We know what you're up to. It's not even Pornhub. It's my Grindr account that I have open while I'm doing the show. don't want to you guys.
04:38:42
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Scotto keeps denying your friend requests. I've been doing it so long, though. It feels like this my persona. I had to block him, Jedi. had to block I don't blame you one bit. I've been swiping. I'm going to show up in the house and boil a rabbit. Yeah, say whatever you want, Scotto. You've been in DMs all night, Scotto. I wore the dark hat one night just fucking with Jedi because he always uses his on. DMs all night, Scotto. Then I was like, it works. I'm keeping it.
04:39:12
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I got fruit.
04:39:16
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Bitch. We killed Brittany. You bastards. Again. Well, I was trying to look for my glasses. My glasses. You had them on your face like like fucking three seconds ago. um I bet if you had glasses it'd be easier to find your glasses. Check the top of your head. They're not on top of your head, are they?
04:39:37
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right elmer Oh, having a seizure. You know where they're at? They're in the last place you left them. That's probably true. nice play show look That's sound logic. That is sound logic.
04:39:49
Speaker
Good for you. That doesn't make sense. relaxs perfect sense look The last place you look is where your glasses will be. no but laugh But it's hard to look when you can't see because you need glasses. The last place you look where you find them. I just I mean,
04:40:18
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yeah how's it feel yeah how' does it feel brittanney how's it feel it feels great yeah damn right what Your vibrator does, but what what do the words make you feel like? and she says that She says that's her mic, but we all know it's her vibrator. We know her. I mean, her mic has been missing for the last two hours.
04:40:43
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right I mean, it wasn't missing. she Her whole body's been doing this. Yeah. She didn't even wipe it off before she put it to her face. Oh, that nasty.
04:41:00
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Do it. Do it, Haas. Do it, Haas.
04:41:08
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just forgot he was on panel. Oh, that's nasty. ashley
04:41:17
Speaker
Haas, how are you, bro? haven't seen in minute. How you been? The last last time Haas was up on Fatal, all he did was family guy voices, and I was dying the entire time. That's why he's not been back. He's like, fuck you, I'm not your monkey to poke with a stick. He is my monkey to poke with a stick.
04:41:35
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And now he has his own AI picture, too. Oh, Jesus Christ.
04:41:43
Speaker
All I have to say to that, MoDog, is... right oh whoa i can't be dropping that neil patrick harris like that for me dance for me not only neil patrick harris but shirtless what i'll drop it again for scotto thought it was oh man realized he was gay and everybody was like surprised i was like you know what you know what i love and and and as sexy as scotto is but i mean if neil patrick harris wanted him some glick Neil Patrick Harris can get him some glue. You're such a slur.
04:42:19
Speaker
i am a slur. I'll sit in a cock chair and watch that. i don't care. i mean Watch MoDog.
04:42:32
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and i borrow a camera
04:42:36
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we need a photographer mo of Modog, your services are required. I'm just going to change it I'm going to put that on my watermark. For all your porn needs, contact. type Glick, Neil Patrick Harris.
04:42:55
Speaker
shadow Shot by Modog. Well, that's a mouthful. What? It's not the first time I've heard that. but don't bu That is the first time you've heard that. yeah In all seriousness, I might be going out to my sister lives in San Francisco.
04:43:18
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and She's lived out there for like 15 years. Is she your sister? Yeah, yeah, she is. So if I go out to visit her, man, I might have to fucking let you know when I do it so we can like hook up and have lunch or some shit, man.
04:43:30
Speaker
Hell yeah, I'm totally down. Yeah, it's not lunch isn't the only thing you're going to be having. They're having salad. It's going to be tossed first.
04:43:43
Speaker
Shut the fuck up. but Sorry, I'm done. I'm done. I should not have come back. You fled right in there with that. That was perfect. I left that door wide open. Yo, you're coming to the fucking news. The back door. oh but i cant I'm done. I'm done. Bro, you're going.
04:44:07
Speaker
bro you're going You and your wife. I will pay for your fucking... You can't even pay for your money. She said wife, so she's obviously talking to you, Jedi.
04:44:19
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oh Oh, yeah. What what now? I was saying, it you better come to the New Year's Eve show. I know you're busy, but fuck all that shit. I will watch it. You need to broadcast it. I will definitely watch.
04:44:34
Speaker
It might be family game night. Just saying. Yeah.
04:44:40
Speaker
good I got my ass kicked. My children are both grounded for beating me at board games. Really? Little motherfuckers. They think they own this house, but they don't. They don't, just because they won.
04:44:52
Speaker
Yes, they do. Yes, they do. Yeah, you're right. You're right. they do Are they defaults, too? No. Yeah. Yeah. Do they look like you? Or do they look like your wife? No.
04:45:06
Speaker
or can you do like and no they look like They look like the mailman. I don't know. Okay. well see fucking no Fuck my joke up. knew where you were going with that. You think I didn't? look I had you off of the pass, bitch. I'm going to make the joke. Hey!
04:45:22
Speaker
Coming in hot. But no, seriously. Do they resemble you or your wife? Or can people look at it and go, oh, I can see both of you in them? Older one, my wife. Younger one, me.
04:45:34
Speaker
Default has like six little default juniors, and you can customize his children. Yeah, but wife only knows about the two she gave birth to. Shut up, bro. I'm trying to spill these beans. That's your Australian way. yeah yeah Yeah, they look like those ones look like kangaroos straight up.
04:45:52
Speaker
i mean They even got a tail. I'm going to bite your teeth. They even got a tail and a pouch. Fuck. going to bite a kangaroo. It's good to know that I only have to go to Canada and not Australia to beat up kangaroos.
04:46:05
Speaker
I mean, I don't even need daycare for them. I just put them in a zoo. That's racist. It's not. It's it's it's continentalist.
04:46:16
Speaker
It's continentalist. that's right yeah and In Australia, that's normal. It's fine. They don't care. can't. I fucking can't. Racist. Then don't. I hope that was a sharp piece of glass I just swallowed, not ice or not glass. Oh, you decide to show up and not honest. You'll find out tomorrow if you shit blood. Then you need to panic. ah but What's going on?
04:46:46
Speaker
Mr. I can't answer a text. Why did I want to go to San Francisco? I can't. call out of who's up here You bring yourself up here. ain't bringing you up here. There we go. we got we got the MVP right now.
04:47:00
Speaker
oh fuck I got to bring out an oldie but a goodie. Rocky? What is going on? how's my How's my Squatch song going?
04:47:14
Speaker
It is going, man. It's almost done. It's such a fucking whore mouth. who You go to hell, no dog. How about we were boys? Oh, man. We boys. I'm the only one that's had your back tonight. Shut the fuck up. Besides Scotto. Well, no, he came on your back. Never mind.
04:47:34
Speaker
Different things. I havent you right i got your front. was bottom, all right? And I'll never live it down. it's Because you can't walk.
04:47:44
Speaker
I just want to... oh Yeah, I can't walk. You ain't... Scott is walking around. Scott is got on y'all.
04:47:57
Speaker
Welcome, Rick Lee. White boys don't got big dicks in hey Literally, my ass. Just because when you turn the lights on, it's this. I mean, whatever. fuck yeah Whatever.
04:48:10
Speaker
Scott is sounding like a fucking black guy.
04:48:15
Speaker
Scott said he's black in the waist down. What up, Rock? How you been? What are you doing, man? Long time no see, buddy.
04:48:26
Speaker
How's my Squatch song going? I told you, the Squatch song is going good, man. It's almost done.
04:48:34
Speaker
and i'm done dick with it man I've paused on doing the Squatch song, and i'm working on some personal stuff. so yeah Aren't we all?
04:48:44
Speaker
Is that album out yet? December fifteenth Yeah, I don't care. The album's not out yet, then my Squatch song should be done. Well, you know what? Where's my video with you and your thong?
04:48:56
Speaker
Where's that at? Where's the booty shorts song that you sing? Got it. Got it. Open your Snapchat. I sent it three years ago. That's not true. I will just go ahead full screen here make sure everybody understands.
04:49:10
Speaker
This man is going to be in some booty shorts dancing to Britney Spears any day now. It changes. It's got to make that happen. Yeah, I have to keep making it. I'm worth it. I knew you were. Can you hook him up, please? Hook him up.
04:49:27
Speaker
agree Every time you come up here, it literally just went from me just... Doing the TikTok video, which I do have to do now. It's like, it went from, well, Glick's going to be dressed like Britney Spears. Now wearing booty shorts with my nuts hanging out on the left side of the shorts. I don't see anything about nuts hanging out, man. I don't want to see that. My nuts are going to be hanging out.
04:49:49
Speaker
Why do you have to talk about Britney, bitch? as and As the great Thanos once said in Avengers, it's inevitable. My nuts are... As the great Thanos said... As the great Thanos said, my nuts dry out easier than they hang out of my shorts....hero in those movies, lesbians.
04:50:14
Speaker
The Avengers are assholes.
04:50:19
Speaker
That's why I scatled so into them. That wasn't me this time. I said what I said. okay Don't cancel me. I can't be canceled. I'm uncancelled. If that was you, you'd have no idea what the shit we've been talking about tonight.
04:50:34
Speaker
We could rehash it for you if you'd like. You know what, Rock, let me ask you a question. Seriously. In all seriousness. Is it lazy when a dude's laying on his side and tries to hit that shit from the side? Is that lazy?
04:50:49
Speaker
No, it still takes effort, man. See? See? See? so You gotta balance yourself, man. Yeah. yeah You know, when he when Johnny Bongs gets done running Cuba for the day and he just hangs up his hat, that's how he likes to do it. Nobody's gonna judge him for that. He pops in and he's like, communism, done for the day. It's like the circus but with extra steps.
04:51:19
Speaker
i'm going to help you back i know I just want to say shout out to Jersey because Jersey is a lot like Kayla and she just encourages the shenanigans and the bullshit and I love that personality yeah Jersey shenanigans and bullshit in his life but he called her Kaylin earlier Kaylee, Kaylin whatever her name is She encourages the shenanigans, man.
04:51:51
Speaker
She does. I appreciate Jersey. Kayla encourages my shenanigans. So yeah, you got to hold on to that, man. You got to hold on to that kind of look. like you want to You want to get drunk with your idiot friends on the internet? Get drunk with your idiot friends on the internet.
04:52:06
Speaker
I'm here for it. much plan That's what you need, though. Jersey, we appreciate you.
04:52:17
Speaker
Jersey, i love you, girl. Moe Doll knows that. I love both of you guys. Even though i got yelled at earlier by Jersey. There you go. yeah Wait, you got yelled at? What'd you get yelled What'd you done do?
04:52:32
Speaker
Oh, wow. Look at that. Yeah, man. That's what he looks like in the Glickyverse.
04:52:44
Speaker
Yeah, that's fray muscado i look like i look like a combination like i'm the love child of macho man and hulk hogan right now here's another one yes
04:53:00
Speaker
here is another one i love like are you
04:53:12
Speaker
all of it a lot yes Hell yeah, Scotto, I love you, man. Those are awesome. And still, no... see You see, Scotto loves me.
04:53:23
Speaker
You look like the white Kimbo slice in that. do kind of look like the white Kimbo slice. That's what I come back to. That's what you're right there. You gotta send me that right there, Scotto. Thank you, Jersey.
04:53:45
Speaker
Look, motherfucker, I got something to say. You make all their asses masculine ass pictures. Uh-oh. Uh-oh. I didn't do it. My hands are right here. That was... Oh, Rocky, what did you do?
04:54:03
Speaker
i didn't do anything. Rocky. No, no, no, no, no. Don't do that to me. I was listening to what he had to say. Yeah, right? Scotty knows. I'm joking, man. and I dont want to hear the rest of what you're going to say, Sarge. i did I just want to say, man, we got the MoDog. I thought that was a bottle. I mean, the beer bottle. um but We got the Troll Under the Bridge.
04:54:32
Speaker
You know, but yeah we got all the glorious pictures of Jedi, but you know, all all the pictures of Glick That scotto has made is i've been very flattering and then I appreciate you for that scotto. I think he's doing it on purpose he love You may not say it but but he shows it Bromance Wait what? yeah wait what she why answer just yeah
04:55:04
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well you I
04:55:12
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when i did bring tip pree di you' up building rocky yeah you know i had them you son i i don't like this No, what was saying before you backstage me, Rocky, was I said, this motherfucker makes all these other men's pictures all masculine and shit. Mine, he makes put a beer bottle down my fucking throat like He just makes me masculine. There you go.
04:55:41
Speaker
he just makes me mask school and ah you got a news scott an ism there you guys me There's actually a neck on that bottle, the Rock. There's actually a neck. It's in the back of my body.
04:55:54
Speaker
It's in your esophagus, but it's there. What is that thing to that bottle? That's a bigger compliment. Rocky, I have no gag reflexes.
04:56:05
Speaker
That bottle's going to get pregnant. like Not a bottle in his mouth. I won't tell you what's in his mouth, but I think you can tell by this picture what's in his mouth.
04:56:17
Speaker
Oh. Boy, you mouth. Got you. Got a pretty mouth. Take your panties down. Oh.
04:56:28
Speaker
got a bird mo once you been no take hang down thank you oh it's That sounded really fucked up if you've not seen the fucking movie. huh I mean, even if you had it, it might sound a little weird. True. The biggest thing I took from that movie was if you hear banjos, paddle faster, motherfucker. You know what I took from that movie?
04:57:00
Speaker
you know i turn from that movie if you if you're If you're going on ah on a river trip, don't take what's-his-nuts Burt Reynolds with you. but Because you're going wait until you get great before he kills a motherfucker.
04:57:14
Speaker
but and like Ample opportunities to kill them dudes before his boy before Warren Beatty was made to squeal like a pig. And he waited. Warren Beatty said after that movie was made, he said it it took him 15 years to get a decent fucking role in Hollywood cause he got so typecast off of that shit.
04:57:31
Speaker
I thought he said porn baby. i was like, what the fuck? i mean I mean... They were making a porn baby. I'm just saying. W. Worn. Are you doing sign language, Brittany? Right, right. thing about that movie was when they showed up in that little town and that mongoloid inbred kid who was playing the banjo, that was actually Brittany's uncle, daddy, grandpa.
04:58:00
Speaker
Oh, shit. Was it real close to the church camp? roll and And the nuclear waste facility. right we' all talking the the The sound bit. I was do that the...
04:58:18
Speaker
ah that was true you doing it was better Yeah, it was way better than the clip. I just saw something that popped up in one of my feeds a couple months ago i didn't that I didn't know.
04:58:29
Speaker
A lot of people probably don't know. that with there actually There was actually a guy standing behind the little Mongoloid kid with his hands in like the guys's the kid's shirt that was actually playing that. The kid wasn't playing that. Oh, seriously? yeah well Yeah. Clearly, that little Mongoloid kid was not playing that. Yeah.
04:58:48
Speaker
But they did it they did it so well that it looked like the kid was the one playing the band. and hu ah mother She was like, I'm playing the band. No, you don't. Glick, you're so natural at that. Rock, you have no idea what movie we're talking about, do you?
04:59:08
Speaker
He's just like over there. like He's like, nah, this is some white boy shit. Rocky's the flex. Rocky's the flex. Here we God damn you. Who wears short shorts? Oh my fucking God, dude. MoDog. MoDog wears short shorts.
04:59:34
Speaker
That's fucking hilarious, man. hi Simplify. ah Yes, queen. Simplify. Am I a bi? What the fuck? See, should have never fucking said anything. You think I'd learn. You think I'd fucking learn. wait will it pull that back up Pull that back up. Are those motherfuckers in step? I need to get up and smash. That's what you were saying to those soldiers.
05:00:04
Speaker
Yep. Goddamn you Scotto. Motherfucker. Are you singing you singing It's Raining Men or are you singing village people? It does look like I'm singing some shit, man. oh it's rain in me hallelujah it's rain in me It's raining raining men. That's fucking hilarious. oh That's amazing.
05:00:28
Speaker
Wow, you said she went. nine now I know, right? She's lapping it up. don All right, Scott, oh fucker, you take the picture down. He's getting turned on by himself. um fashionable um You said, why don't I get to be I shouldn't be sitting here with a fucking chub, man.
05:00:52
Speaker
Fuck. Over there, like, oh, yeah. has Awkward boner.
05:01:00
Speaker
Awkward boner, exactly. Bam. I love it. Fucking pimp daddy. You
05:01:18
Speaker
fucking oh look pimp daddy but oh you know whats special got you got a fucking hat like that don't you Rocky was like, man, these are great people. I would love to. I know you have one.
05:01:36
Speaker
If I had the room for it, I would. But that's my thing. I've got to find a place to put it.
05:01:45
Speaker
um I would love to go to a fucking Halloween party with fucking Skydo, man. Oh, my God. Reggie, this is the white side of your Sasquatchian family. You haven't been online for a while, but I showed up to Wendy's Halloween party. Wait until we were cool Sasquatchian. I changed my outfit like four times. shit he really Yeah, I on streets a hot minute,
05:02:15
Speaker
and the streets that's my flying I feel like i'm cool now, man. you know YouTube streets. In the streets. Is that what the cool kids say? Streets? Gang, gang. um You're officially a cool kid now. If we have a chromosome missing, yes.
05:02:34
Speaker
and ah hey you and fourteen By the way, if anybody found a missing chromosome, please return it. oh Also, if anybody's missing a chromosome, I have extras.
05:02:48
Speaker
yeah but It's the extra one that kind of makes you have it softener. Makes you extra.
05:02:59
Speaker
yeah glick Glick had Tide Pods for lunch today. That's all we're saying. They were delicious. Oh, that's 2024. Shit, on. Well, he had it for lunch today, so maybe not. I wish one of them motherfuckers ate more of them Tide Pods. That's your last thing. It can be.
05:03:21
Speaker
Look, I may or may not be the reason for warning labels.
05:03:27
Speaker
You just doubt it. That's the scary part. They had to put that shit on there because somebody fucking did it. yeah no like yeah Yeah. We're looking at them. We're looking at them.
05:03:37
Speaker
Top left. It's funny because my kids will do laundry. Now, my kids are older, but they'll they'll be doing their laundry and they're like, Dad, why does it say do not eat? And I'm like, well,
05:03:48
Speaker
yeah Your dad got hungry one day and then these warning labels showed up. Next time I went the grocery store. We were all in the hot pockets.
05:03:59
Speaker
What had happened was... were all in the hot pockets.
05:04:05
Speaker
Yeah, and fucking warning labels. I'm just glad my kids are not assholes. And they're not retarded. The look on Rock's face is like, what the fuck am I doing here?
05:04:15
Speaker
Rock is like, like use so many white people now doing white people things. And he doesn't understand that he's one of us. yeah One of us. One of us. But he's one of us.
05:04:33
Speaker
He's my Sasquatchian brother. He just hasn't reached his full Sasquatchian time. if and He's just not so good at climbing trees yet, but he'll learn.
05:04:46
Speaker
You know what? That was too easy, Jedi, and I'm not going to go down that road. Yeah, no. See, the great thing about being 60 years old is I've learned when not to say shit.
05:04:58
Speaker
yeah yeah One of the rare occasions that my filter was like yeah hey like, maybe we shouldn't say the things that our brains are thinking right now. ah like yeah i'll say My is due to be changed next week. So it's tonight you're stuck with whatever I say. because i can i So here's the thing. like I could say it and it would be funny and and nobody would be offended by it and Rocky wouldn't be offended it.
05:05:24
Speaker
However... There's people that are on the internet that like the twist and turn people's words into their own narrative.
05:05:35
Speaker
They're like take screenshots of you with beer bottles and do weird shit with it. Who are these sons of bitches? Those fucking people. I'll tell you what, man. that know I mean, that son of a bitch who takes those screenshots of you with the beer bottle down your gullet. I mean...
05:05:53
Speaker
a That guy takes and does great things. I ain't even going to lie. That motherfucker was hitting the back of my throat. I'm just being honest. Every time your mouth opens, click, click.
05:06:07
Speaker
There's a whole collection of them saved up. He's got another one of me spitting beer out because I was laughing so hard one time, too. Do not do a fucking thing. Don't make a thing. shadow you keep bringing I actually already tried that one, but the AI turns it into smoke, so it looks like you're blowing out smoke from a cigarette.
05:06:25
Speaker
Good. I'm it failed. keep bringing up. It's white either way. It's white either the way. Wait, what? Like if he's if he's blowing out smoke spitting out cum.
05:06:38
Speaker
Either way. so It wasn't spitting out cum. It was spitting out beer, fucker. But I like how you just like went right to spitting out cum. You said it was in the back of your throat and you spit it out. yeah no twitter No spitter, no quitter.
05:06:55
Speaker
all right exactly amen you yeah Cheers to all you motherfuckers, man. was good hanging out with y'all tonight. Cheers.
05:07:11
Speaker
What Brittany said. yeah no yeahnight what Are you hitting the hay? Me? No. no ha I just felt like cheers to you motherfuckers. Oh, okay. Well, cheers. Cheers, Brittany. Don't you judge him. Don't you judge him. We got possessed for minute there. We don't think shame here, Brittany. You know the rules.
05:07:37
Speaker
yeah I don't go to bed until my girlfriend says I can, fuckers. That's funny.
05:07:50
Speaker
that's funny I prefer the one to sleep before me. So he can slip it in from the side? Okay. Yeah, sometimes.
05:08:02
Speaker
Because he's lazy. He's lazy. He's just in there. him He's a Jedi. Stop giving a shit. That's the move that's only move that you got. them Yeah, but you didn't give us all the specifics. You were just like... mother bitch. You mother bitch. 20 minutes fucking later, dude.
05:08:22
Speaker
um british There's so many fucking people in here. It's hard to get in there. Welcome to our fucking world, Brittany. Yeah, there's so many people it's hard to get in there.
05:08:38
Speaker
I didn't know if she picked up on that or not. That's a typical Tuesday. Let's be honest. Let's be honest. Let's be honest. There's so many people in there. It's hard to get in.
05:08:50
Speaker
You got to slip in where you fit in. Also, if you guys are missing some car keys, I found a set. yeah We were supposed to put them in the bowl.
05:09:01
Speaker
That's the wrong party.
05:09:06
Speaker
You're too young to that keyboard parties, man. what are you talking about? Wait, do they still do that? is that stole shit Does that still go on today? No, you tell it you tell us. because I was part of one of those back in the fucking 80s, man.
05:09:19
Speaker
No, no, they don't because the upside down pineapple life is just normal. so i know this This wasn't an upside down pineapple life thing. It was just a party, a bunch of us. Yeah, you go to ah you go to a party. and The pineapple was right. Everybody got drunk and the guy came out with a fistful and was like, who wants to put their keys in? And we all did. And we all ended up fucking each other's fucking partners and shit. It was all good. And that's where OVV was invented. That's right.
05:09:43
Speaker
that's right I said 80s, you're right. So thank you. i good me That was the OG pineapple party. Now you go to the party and it's like, I came here with you, but I'm fucking them.
05:09:56
Speaker
and everybody That's how you know you're secure enough in your masculinity. you know to say I'm so confused about this upside down fucking pineapple thing. we It's swingers.
05:10:07
Speaker
Yeah. I don't know why they picked that. I know about pineapple juice being safe word. Pineapple juice to make your taste good, too. Everybody fucking everybody, Brett.
05:10:19
Speaker
Wait, wait I don't remember dropping my keys in a jar before I came in here. What's going on? Who am I supposed to fuck on this panel?
05:10:30
Speaker
who i spell over andnight lost parker excuse
05:10:35
Speaker
Jedi, love you want to jedi je you just bend over and let Scott who make a meme of it. you know Damn it.
Chloroform Jokes and Relationship Dynamics
05:10:42
Speaker
I know you fall for this every time, but does his napkin smell like chloroform? yeah Oh, let me.
05:10:50
Speaker
I'll be taking him on with me. Someday I'll learn, damn it. looks like he's needed No keys needed. He's mine. i'm taking them I keep forgetting to learn. I claim this one.
05:11:05
Speaker
Oh, so you just like dip in the keys. It works 100% and 100% of the time. like I'm just saying, this and it's not a bad thing to try once in a lifetime if you've never done it.
05:11:21
Speaker
If you're in a secure enough relationship, that's the key. Oh, look at you talking about Jersey. z No, I'm being serious. it If you're in a relationship that is not secure, that is not the shit to be doing at a party.
05:11:36
Speaker
Well, yeah and any any anything outside of the norm in relationship, like threesomes or swingers, I'll be 100% honest with you. I'm not down for the swinger bullshit. that's what i'm saying that this wasn't a swinger thing it was it it was a one-time thing that happened at a party one night you know but i mean any any type of any type of sexual activity outside of the norm i mean that involves other people you have to be in ah in a secure relationship i mean especially like like threesome yeah like we've had the conversation you know as far as threesomes go and i'm like i'll never ask for one but if you bring it up and you want to make it happen then
05:12:12
Speaker
You pick her. i think we've talked about this before, man. like i know a lot I know a lot of couples, man, that their fuck their shit broke up because of fucking threesomes. yeah yeah It can get fucking, it can get it can get dirty. I wish I had fucking and killed because of it, man. Oh, shit. know.
05:12:32
Speaker
and no No, like, im told I told Kaylee, I said, because she brought it up, and I'm like, yope you pick her, you make the decision, you make the call.
05:12:43
Speaker
I'm not bringing that shit up. Because when a a dude brings it up, man, it's... I got involved in that predicament a couple times in life. i was involved in that I was involved in that with a relationship that is a quote-unquote thing.
05:13:01
Speaker
potential throuple situation and all it was was just an excuse for her to fuck around. and And in her mind, it was and and it was like, no, no, no, no. This works.
05:13:18
Speaker
yeah can It can fuck shit up, man. In fact, i think I think it fucks more shit up than it works out. you know Yeah, I was down for i was down for the throuple thing, but no, i would don't don't make an excuse for for you to and see that yeah okay you just that's That's the point right there. If somebody's wanting to do that, if somebody's wanting to have a threesome because they're wanting something else, then just admit that like you're done with this relationship and let's just call it quits. That makes sense. on a free But then their children ran out in the morning and I'm like, okay. And then they were arguing. I'm like, fuck, get me the fuck out of here. Yeah.
05:13:58
Speaker
I've been involved in a few i've been involved in threesomes. One of them, not so great. The other ones, one was unexpected, just kind of happened, great night.
05:14:10
Speaker
It was kind of a one-night thing between the three of us. The other thing was kind of planned between them. got i got brought into it. It was like a regular-ish thing. It was a lesbian couple that I knew.
05:14:28
Speaker
um And they were like, yeah, every once in a while we just want some dick. They weren't fucking lesbian. Yeah, yeah they were well they were they were a lesbian couple, but every once in a while they wanted dick and they they liked me, trusted me, we were friends. And, you know, it was like, ah okay, cool.
05:14:45
Speaker
I'm single. So they're like like the vegetarians that sleep chicken? Yes. How was the chicken the apparently? Bok bok motherfucker. Oh, the sky is falling.
05:14:57
Speaker
Chicken little's here. I can at least say I did some of that crazy shit when I was young and been there, done that kind of thing. you know Oh, like 80 years ago? Yeah, 80 years ago. 80 years ago when I was in my twenty s Fuck you, little red-headed motherfucker.
05:15:14
Speaker
I'm not a fucking red-headed bitch. bitch. Get out of my way. Bitch, you're as blonde as I am black. Shut up. Calm down, Pippi Longsocki. Let's see your hair. i but I bet that shit's more red than blonde.
Hair Color Teasing and Humor
05:15:30
Speaker
I have strawberry blonde hair, bitch. Get out of the way. Never blonde! That's in the red class. I don't have enough money to show you. I'm in a fucking basement. God damn.
05:15:43
Speaker
You got all the attitude of a redhead. Shut up. This stream just got spicy. yeah is it Is it really?
05:15:52
Speaker
She's blonde. I have red hair. She's blonde. i am blonde, yes. Yeah, I thought I saw a picture of you and it was like red hair. That's a good spot for you to be on the bottom. Just like Skylar's last date. A bottom.
05:16:05
Speaker
oh yeah Power body.
05:16:10
Speaker
Whatever, I take it back, Blondie. I didn't put you there. I didn't put you there that just want you guys to fucking know. I did. i did that I'm glad you said that because i did. I thought you had it red hair.
05:16:24
Speaker
It's because of my heater and my orange lights back here. Oh, that's what it is. It's the glow from the OnlyFans license. perfect ah It's that pumpkin spice and everything nice. It's it's the only slurs.
05:16:37
Speaker
The only slurs fans. so they' angry why and In all honesty, look you know honestly right now, looking at her on screen, does does it not look like it's red hair? It does look like it is red, yes. okay It does look a little bit of red. No, actually, be honest with you, it actually looks way darker. Somebody put her on the big screen. yeah
05:17:01
Speaker
on the beach screen Wait, put your head down little lower. No, joking. yeah good yeah look love left keep Keep that tempo. Keep that tempo. That's good. That's good. Good rhythm.
05:17:17
Speaker
it's almost almost right there yep yep yep yeah whatever do giving it away for free giving it away for free Okay, okay, he's not wrong. It does have a little bit of a red tinge to it. I'm usually not. I understand, but I told... i I was saying that you're blonde.
05:17:38
Speaker
i have a whole i have a several you have a song um so I have a soul. I Oh my god, everybody. Oh my god.
05:17:50
Speaker
I'm sure you have lots of souls. Fuck off, you fuck. Fuck.
05:17:58
Speaker
I don't know why racist against gingers. I'm not racist against gingers and a racist. Moe, run and hide. She's racist against your kind.
05:18:13
Speaker
Rock's got red hair, right?
05:18:17
Speaker
look he He disagrees with everything. like Fuck all you honkies. Fuck them honkies. he said fucking She doesn't like your kind. Fuck them honkies. and whoa wait honey actually i'm not I'm not going to say that Hoss has more of a fro than fucking rock, but you know. yeah Hoss is trying to sell this as a mullet, but that's a goddamn Jew fro if I've ever seen one. That's a jerry curl. That's a jerry curl.
05:18:48
Speaker
Cut a little bit more. Just because you shave a little bit of the sides is not making a mullet. That's still an afro. He got Curly Pop. That's a Jew pro.
05:19:00
Speaker
That's a Jerry Crow. Trying to be one of the Jersey Boys.
05:19:06
Speaker
Or what are they called? Island Boys. Island Boys. If I was trying to be an Island Boy, out i would have dreadlocks.
05:19:19
Speaker
it. We won't. have you ever Have you ever done that, Haas? Because I think you could pull him off. look how quick he is. Look how fucking he is. It was a good picture. ah Damn it, Scotto.
05:19:34
Speaker
what is What are we all supposed to do? Everybody freeze. Don't move. I don't feel safe for Scotto anymore because you never know what kind of picture going to get of you. look tired as fuck.
05:19:47
Speaker
Looks like you just got hit from the side.
05:19:51
Speaker
Whoa. Whoa. That's a motherfucker. Things got sexy real quick there. And lonely. Look, they're in the same pose right now.
05:20:03
Speaker
it's I can't tell who's who. They're twins. Oh, shit. Oh, shit. I take it from the side, honestly. but Yeah, but then you can complain about it the next day to your girlfriends. This lazy motherfucker last night.
05:20:19
Speaker
how lived there and you guys did a we thing You guys are my girlfriends. By the way. it Girl, let's talk about this. You are my people.
05:20:37
Speaker
i have a couple of girlfriends, but I usually just stick to the dudes. Fuck. They're not ready for the snipe talk. We were all just letting you finish it. Go ahead. You started it. go ahead and finish it. That's what he said. Yeah. Oh, yeah.
05:20:52
Speaker
that's what he said yeah and the
05:21:01
Speaker
I just wanted to say that it really irritates me.
Ginger Jokes and Podcast Dynamics
05:21:06
Speaker
That South Park would say red-haired people don't have souls. And it really hurts my feelings. I like it doesn't, but it does really matter.
05:21:14
Speaker
For real. God! Change your status souls. Souls. You don't know me. You're not God. You don't know the soul to die.
05:21:26
Speaker
God! Don't see the difference. Change your status souls.
05:21:41
Speaker
He did himself no justice making that video. Nope. He should have stopped with his red hair. jersey Jersey got enough hair. She could like she could donate hair and like help out a village of little bald kids, man.
05:21:58
Speaker
Jersey says she's got big hair. She's got big fucking hair, dude. thousand I'm to go pee really quick so I don't say something to you. Wash your hands.
05:22:11
Speaker
Always. Wash your balls. Wash your balls while you're in there, too. but but Don't wipe back to front.
05:22:23
Speaker
No, course not. You shake it three times, you're playing with it. know That's what I always say. just it's like but it's It's like spaghetti. Just dab it and throw it against the wall. If it sticks, it's done.
05:22:38
Speaker
That is the rule. Yeah, exactly. Oh, look at that. Look at that.
05:22:46
Speaker
Come on. i already know where the next fucking comment's coming from. Why do you think I was leaning back like that? What do you think's below on the picture? You know what's below on that picture. No, it's and how to get food for this okay better be kaley motherfucker Oh my God.
05:23:14
Speaker
she passed out for a minute knows what literally my head got saying go da boy boy goes i need a pee so might be a little throw up on your dick the same this that means you're doing everything
05:23:39
Speaker
oh my god Hey, what's going on, Johnny? I forgot you were here. I'm getting through. ain't attacked with it. That's all Johnny Bongs has had to say. Did Rock fucking leave?
05:23:54
Speaker
He said he'll be right back. He's up to something rocky's up to something. He said fuck these white boys. I'm getting food for this. Rock, he's up to something.
05:24:08
Speaker
He's up to some shenanigans. i've seen it and I've seen it earlier. He's he's got his laptop up and he's on here on the panel, but he's also he's over here, so he's up to something. he's up to no he's he's Actually, I'd like to say he's up to no good, but he's up to good.
05:24:24
Speaker
Whatever he's about to drop on us is going to be amazing.
05:24:30
Speaker
Yeah, and Caleb. It might be your Sasquatch song, man. I can't wait until he finishes it. What I've heard of it so far, it's fantastic. fucking fire.
05:24:41
Speaker
Like, if I was an MMA fighter or a wrestler, that'd be my interest music just because that would get me so fucking hyped. I ain't got a lot. Four beers and two bourbons? I'm starting to get a little buzz here, man.
05:24:54
Speaker
Man, I'm starting to feel a little something-something.
05:25:00
Speaker
If only I had a chick here with a lot of hair I could pull. Yeah, right.
05:25:11
Speaker
I'm kind in the same boat as you, just not the distance, just not not being there. Yeah, the only problem, the difference between me and you right now is if you try something, it could technically probably be called grape, you know? She's passed out unwilling, know? Yes and no Unfortunately, there's some compromising issues.
05:25:39
Speaker
oh It's not great as long as I yell surprise. Surprise! Daddy's home. Surprise!
05:25:51
Speaker
Oh, hey, baby. i good get it from this but I'm get it from the side. Sorry I'm being so lazy.
05:26:03
Speaker
that's what we've been talking about the whole time you've been gone brittany and
05:26:09
Speaker
We're all trying be better. We're trying to work on our game. We're trying to figure out what the best side game is. I wish Kayla was awake and I could ask her so I can get a so i can get a female.
05:26:26
Speaker
Sorry, Josie. I'm literally trying to fucking talk and you caught me off. Not always bad, but if that's your only move, bro. Yeah, but no, but that's not how you started. Oh my God, because you keep fucking cutting me off.
05:26:42
Speaker
yes Nobody cuts you off when you're like, hey, hit it from the side, lazy fucker. What if you end up getting a cramp in your calf from pushing hard? Does that mean that you were working hard enough or what?
05:26:56
Speaker
It just means you need to drink one more one more water. You do realize any position where you can literally just lay there and not have to do anything does not make the man lazy. That just... Oh my fucking God. I'm just saying. i said i said I said that I wish there was no woman on the panel and I wish Kayla was awake so I could ask Kayla...
05:27:18
Speaker
Just to confirm what I said. So that you're not the only woman saying this. I was trying to stick up for you. Jersey said it earlier. Jersey said it earlier about Mojog.
05:27:30
Speaker
I guess. now our I don't know. Because they haven't met in person. But she said on the sideways is good. And I'm not downing it. It's just like switch it up a little bit sometimes. That's all.
05:27:44
Speaker
Yeah, but you didn't say that that was the only move. Because I wasn't saying it from the side is lazy and it's not. Click. It's because you didn't give her the full 20 minutes to say it.
05:27:58
Speaker
right Clearly I did. one thing One thing I've learned about doing this podcast is at the end of the day, I'm always the bad guy and it's always my fault and I'm always the asshole.
05:28:15
Speaker
Ain't that right? Please. Oh, wait, shit, sorry. didn't mean to say that. Jersey agrees. If that's the only position, then Brittany... I 100% agree with you.
05:28:28
Speaker
If that's the only position... But you didn't say that. And there was no interrupting you. You literally said, You're from the side, he's lazy. and then You just kept adding shit in as you went.
05:28:43
Speaker
so As we added our commentary, you started adding all the caveats. I did start laughing because I said lazy. and it also Also, I have some bad news for god as lu for Jersey. That is my only move. so fuck Scott has sent me that.
05:29:02
Speaker
Send me that. Send me the beach workout one. I hate it it. Does it have a belt and everything? Yes, it does. Yes, it does.
05:29:14
Speaker
I gotta get it. i hate my life. Oh, you know what? What would have been funnier if so if is as if that would have been Blaze knocked out on the fucking ground. god that money Oh, shit. You said his name. Wait, I didn't say it out loud. I'm sorry. Allegedly.
05:29:33
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my bit She says it the second time. It doesn't matter. you're still She still left out the caveat. You can't add caveats later. are we newly Who are all these motherfuckers in the background? I'm the only one allowed to be there with a camera. Who are these two other motherfuckers? yeah who these motherfucker I'm going to knock them out next. Just so you know. about I'm going to knock those sons of bitches out next. Motherfuckers.
05:30:00
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Scotto, I want to let you know that is not what he looks like. That is not. I promise you that is not what I look like, but thank you, Scotto.
05:30:11
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Britt said, I've seen him in person. I can attest. I'm not. but no Oh, yeah. Wait. You guys are to bring up the picture. are you guys in person? Who's bringing that up? Britt Hansen, I think. I'll send it to you so you can put it on it.
05:30:23
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Oh. So how long did you guys end up hanging out like at the wedding and the reception? He left early. Well, he showed up late. Who did? left poorly like a little blade i showed up two hours before the wedding and then I left the whole fucking time.
05:30:40
Speaker
Oh, sorry. I wasn't fucking getting left behind because I wouldn't put... Wait, you left early? I'm sorry. That's an asshole move and I apologize for that. the fuck I don't give a fuck. Talk all the shit you want.
05:30:56
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no no one no No, no, no, no, That was a dick move. I apologize for that. oh that that um He You got to give him that.
05:31:07
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He apologized. That was a dick move. I apologize. It wasn't so much a shot at you. it was it was a dick. That's why I'm saying it's just because I wouldn't fuck him. Oh, my God. I was hoping you would do that. That's their favorite one. You know it. You know it. Oh, that's awesome.
05:31:29
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That's awesome. You need to plaster that on everything that you have an account on because that sums you up perfectly. kindno You got to send these. you gotta send I don't mean that in a bad way. Can you make it blonde by any chance?
05:31:42
Speaker
Wait, wait yeah wait, wait. Are you saying that? are you saying i see see he may He even made that shit a redhead. See? See? um red. That's brunette. That's fucking red. balls are fucking long. Shut up. You're colorblind, aren't you? moda Oh, that is red.
05:31:58
Speaker
That is red. I'm usually fucking right. Strawberry. Whatever. Shut up. That is red. That's like a dark burgundy red.
05:32:09
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That's red on the head like a dick on the dog, man. Ew.
05:32:15
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the I mean, that's that's still a cool picture nonetheless. It is. It is awesome. Don't make it too blonde, Scott. She's not blonde blonde. She's straw bag blonde. I'll send him now.
05:32:27
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yeah She's like half period blonde. we better We need a better picture me with the belt. It's gross. Don't talk about that. here new year's New Year's Eve, this belt's coming with me.
05:32:43
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Oh, here we go. And I have a picture. I don't know if it'll show up. Click on his phone during... No, I can't see it. Send it to him so he can put it up in the background. Okay. I'm going to send all these. Okay.
05:33:00
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oh like like How tall are you that you thought her 5'8 was short? How tall are you? I'm 6'2. She's not 5'8. Are you really I fucking am. yeah It's like 5'7 and a half maybe.
05:33:14
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It's funny when you see people on stream. cause i like and I'm not dogging on him, but I look at Jedi and I think Jedi is like 5'5", 5'6". Oh, Jedi is no more than 5'1 on a good day.
05:33:24
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Well, see, I was being nice. I don't know. I don't know about that. Come on, he's But no, i heard somebody least say I heard somebody say he's like 6' tall. And I'm like, get the fuck out of here.
05:33:35
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No, Jedi is not 6' tall. No, I don't know about that. through six three something somewhere in that area. Fuck.
05:33:46
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area I lost it. I'm six foot three. Are you really? ha that we look like dude win We ain't counting the fro. We ain't counting the fro.
05:33:58
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Hoss, you look like a big sumbitch. Not gonna lie. like You look like a big sumbitch. I'll stand up by the doorway. hold on Yeah, but you live in a troll house, man.
05:34:09
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Yeah, you live in a shire. hu i My parents literally had a yeah bathroom door I had to duck underneath. but that don't mean You live in a trailer, bro. I live in a two store i live in a three-story house.
05:34:27
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So what you saying? Six-three? They really stack three trailers on top of one another? You punch them in the face. It's okay. west virginia already so I'm in Pennsylvania.
05:34:41
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I know. I'm just the westford virginia i say my most state I could think of, man. Really, it was Brittany's, but I didn't want to say Joke's on you, bitch. I wasn't even watching football.
05:34:54
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Yes, you were, bitch. I had it on my phone, but I wasn't watching it, bitch. Oh, because I caught you when you looked up for one
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05:35:02
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second. oh That's when he was watching porn.
05:35:05
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ah well I have more pictures. I just don't want to send too many. Sometimes. I have a video, too. We like seeing pictures. You are the fucking man. I love you, bro. ah I love this picture of Michael and Sue. I swear to God, Scott, if if that's me taking a dick up the ass, I'm going to... No, no, no. He me all the pictures we already showed.
05:35:32
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and ah minor They're pictures of me and Britt. Not me and Britt together, but they're the pictures of Britt. and did you show We got you.
05:35:42
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yeah that you should We don't have extra chromosomes. We can keep up.
05:35:48
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Look, there's there's people out there on the interwebs that like to listen to my words. So are you going to show them on the screen or what? Yeah, I'm working on it right now. I mean, do you need Scott to do this for you or what?
05:36:03
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Maybe. the but look He might be a little bit faster than I am. It's all the ones that I already showed. So I just sent him all the ones that i showed that I hadn't sent him yet.
05:36:15
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Oh, no. Yeah, that's what I just sent him. Oh, my gosh. If you make an AI of Glick and I together, I swear to God. Oh, Scott, you've got to make an AI of perfect.
05:36:29
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I was looking rough at that point of the day because... Scott is getting to the point where he's like, you motherfucker's going to start paying me or what? Yeah. Brittany, you literally took a picture of me where i was sitting down and I look pregnant.
05:36:42
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What? I just sent you another one.
05:36:46
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Hey, when i was up when when I was up in Boston for my brother's funeral, they took a picture of it. we were all standing in the house and we were all like just chilling. I wasn't watching his messages. Now he's cutting off Moodog. Moodog, what'd you say?
05:36:59
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No, it's not important to Glick, so I'm not going to say it. Sorry. I'm just going to sit here and sulk. No, I was just saying, one of the pictures that my family took when people were like all gathered in the fucking room and shit, I was like, oh my fucking God, is that what I look like? to Delete that shit off of your phone right now, man.
05:37:16
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I was like, no fucking way. that was that was like It was motivation for me to become fucking anorexic. Let me just say, I'll just say that much. That's what people think, I'm an
05:37:28
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I'm sorry. I'm sorry. You've been going through a shit ton of stuff. Much love, MoDog. Thank you for coming out here and showing us some love. It's all good, man.
05:37:42
Speaker
It's all good. I'm not one of those that like something bad happens and it takes me six months to get over. It is it is what it is. It's life. you know So you're going to hate on people that grieve?
05:37:53
Speaker
No, not at all. Everybody grieves in a different way. Yeah, it's true. It sucks. I mean, you know, it sucks. I'm not saying it doesn't, but, you know, it is what it is. It's going to happen to all of us, man, case y'all didn't know.
05:38:09
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you know Well, I'm sending you good vibes, and here's a hug. I appreciate it. I appreciate it. just sent it We love you.
05:38:22
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I appreciate it. I appreciate it. man I'm just start real quick. All because all because talked over me.
05:38:35
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Yeah. There you go i'm gonna go. Fuck you guys. You guys can talk all you want. I'm going to go get beat. He's a butter. He's going to watch football
05:38:48
Speaker
or wrestling. So overall, like at the wedding, like the wedding and the reception, did you all have a good time, like meeting up for the first time, hanging out? yeah So someone.
05:39:02
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Got it um Ruined it and had a tummy ache. of I wanted to sit next to Glick because that was the first time I was meeting him, but I had already met.
05:39:19
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right um And he had to sit in between us. wow well And he got a tummy ache and he wanted to go back to the hotel. And i was like, all right, get a fucking, like, take the car back to the hotel. I'll get it in Uber. Like, fuck off.
05:39:37
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He's like oh, I'll just wait until you're ready to go Well, one of those. Okay. Yeah. But so I had a good time. But it wasn't as good because of that.
05:39:52
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Yeah. um Wasn't the time you expected you guys were going to have. and Right. And Michael was busy with his wedding stuff with Sue and everything. And his foot being stabbed by a nail.
05:40:06
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Yeah. yeah I mean, you know, it was it was his wedding. I mean, you know. Right. Right. Yeah. You have to step on nail and it's your wedding. Right. Exactly. Right.
05:40:17
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No, i hadt it was a great time minus that situation. Alright, so for clarity, what did you say you were? 6'3", something like that.
05:40:31
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Okay. Yeah. I would not call her short standing next to you if you're 6'2". That's a bad thing. it's such a but it it is cool It is cool that you brought out the dress flannel for the wedding.
05:40:48
Speaker
Shut up, man. I dressed up, man. I had my good... Look, look. I gave him so much shit for that. i was like, oh, I'm glad you dressed up for that. I caught so much shit for the way I was dressed. But motherfucking Michael.
05:41:02
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Motherfucking Michael. When we said, hey, what's the dress code for your wedding? And you know we got? Ah, nice. Scotto. Hell yeah. yeah you know you know You know you got when you asked Michael?
05:41:15
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Oh, squirrels. squirrel as cool as fucking picture hell yeah we're in the middle of a fucking sentence you know you got from michael because he's a comedian and life is just one big joke was it's it's business fuckable or casual fuck that's what sue came up with not him or like what the fuck does that even mean and it's like bro i'm wearing jeans boots and a snap and a casual fuckable
05:41:50
Speaker
I don't know what the fuck that means. so yeah i oh here in that i got Hang on, I got to clarify. So here in business casual fuckable, the first thing that came to your mind click was I'm wearing a flannel fucking shirt. a First thing that came to my mind was these guys are Michael's a fucking moron and I'm a country bumpkin so I got i got good jeans. You know...
05:42:14
Speaker
And I'm wearing a pearl hat. If you like this i put it you driver don't many motherfucking times. and Oh my god. and i didn't i didn't even wear a hat And I didn't even wear a hat. Because I almost wore a cowboy hat.
05:42:29
Speaker
Because fuck you, Michael. If you can't set a fucking... If you can't set a fucking... For your goddamn wedding. If you can't say what you want people to wear.
05:42:40
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then And I wasn't the only person in fucking jeans there. Marco, who was at our table, had jeans and a button-up shirt on. I wore my nice boots.
05:42:53
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I did wear my nice boots. Hey, can you pull up that picture again? Pull up that picture. No, don't fucking do it. I i if i happen to think that and I actually got a lot of compliments for my time.
05:43:10
Speaker
You look fine. I'm just fucking with you, man. You look fuck fine. i don't know what the fuck Brittany's wearing. i Yeah, that's what I was about to say. look Can we talk about what Brittany's wearing instead? I had a dress on, but I had a ah long thing on. but You knew it was a wedding and not a fucking funeral, right?
05:43:28
Speaker
I'm just fucking with it. It's not so funny now when they're making fun of what you're wearing, is it? Oh, it's not so hot on the ground, is it? but Yo, ouch.
05:43:42
Speaker
That joke's aren't used not so funny. Wait, I see a dude. I see a big dude standing over there on the far against the wall with a one of them like, because I got that shirt, man. That's a fucking... home had fucking he That's like a 2XL fucking fishing shirt. look so bad.
05:43:58
Speaker
Yeah, yeah. Nah, you guys look fine. tried during the wedding. I'm just fucking with everybody. And look bad.
05:44:06
Speaker
It is weird seeing you without a hat on though, Glick. Yeah, it is. Now that I'm looking at it, I feel like the cowboy hat's missing. Cowboy hat was 100%. That would have worked.
05:44:19
Speaker
I feel like that would have made you more dapper. how motherfucker That would have worked. mean I mean, I could have showed up wearing jeans and a gray t-shirt, little v-neck, and my and in my my fedora, looking fedorable as hell.
05:44:37
Speaker
adorable There you go. Here's a new work for the Glictionary. door of the explorer morning Oh, I don't even do that. I can rock a fucking fedora. can also rock one of them like little, i don't know what the, I don't know the the actual name for it, but they're like the little Peaky Blinder hats. You know what mean?
05:44:58
Speaker
yeah yeah Yeah. I got one of them too. I don't i got i got a big waterhead shit, man. There's very few hats. I got this hat on my face. No, Fedora would not look good on you. Click.
05:45:13
Speaker
I know one doesn't look good on me because I have one that I bought for a photo shoot. I don't hear the head for hats. I swear to God. i I agree. I agree. I agree.
05:45:29
Speaker
Oh, I thought he had it on. I thought he had it on. I was about to say. also Also, fuck you, Rocky. all right brit thank you your Take your biased bullshit out of the equation.
05:45:41
Speaker
Hi, baby. You're awake again. Must be time to pee. ah Okay. Okay. Yeah. No. for Halloween.
05:45:52
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it' up got clean people like halloween You know what, dude? Honestly, i think i think the pink I think the pinky blinders hat might look better on you than the fedora.
05:46:04
Speaker
I don't know. 100%. Let me see. Let me see. Oh, my God, Broccoli. You have one? Oh, you got one. Oh, yeah. Oh, that oh yeah, man. That looks so much better.
05:46:17
Speaker
Yeah. Scott, I would fuck you with that on. Nope. Scott would fuck me with anything on, let's be honest. Or nothing at all, really. Scott did it. He did.
05:46:34
Speaker
quicker shit He's as quick as Brittany's last boyfriend. Fuck. You're not fucking wrong. You're not wrong. That's good.
05:46:46
Speaker
that's good ah That's awesome. That's cute. That's so That's my big bro right there. Everybody, cash out. But I got a side with Brittany, dude. She does not look small in that picture.
05:47:01
Speaker
She's a very... She's... This is not a dig. This is not shot at you. She definitely comes up higher than your kneecaps, man. This is not this is not a shot at you.
05:47:13
Speaker
it's not ah It's not a... She is literally like as big as my calf. yeah we even talked about it did not it would be the same like me one leg is as big as his arm right now probably i lost a lot of weight because of health issues ah when ah when When we first met and she came out there to give me a hug, I was legit afraid I was going to hurt her giving her a hug because I could wrap one arm around her like one and a half times. I got a niece like that that's like really just naturally skinny and shit. i'm safe Because like my family, we're huggers, right? And I'm a big dude. you know I'm a hugger. yeah i'm ag yeah i saw my i I'll be honest with you. The first time I meet you, Hugged,
05:48:00
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I'll give you a hug. I'm just a hugger. For sure. 100%. That's what I say. I'm a hugger. My brother, I came home. i was home I was home on leave, man. for I'd been in Corps about eight, nine years at the time.
05:48:13
Speaker
And I met my my brother texted me He was like, hey, I heard you're in town, man. Come meet me up at the fucking Eagles. Right? and Or not the Eagles, but a bar. Oh, my goodness. the eagle well The Eagles. the Eagles has a lot of vets. I used to hang out with him at the Eagles. Anyway, we met at a bar. Are you singing the Eagles songs too, Britt? Because I'm doing it in my head as well. Well, I mean, we walked in, and in my family, the men not only hug, but we'll give each other a kiss. You know, like, we'll like we'll kiss each other, you know?
05:48:45
Speaker
Like, you know, just not sit there and make out, but just, you know, a kiss. No, no, no. Are Italian? Italian. No. i'm not a italian no are and We're in this bar and like walk in and i and I hadn't seen him in like, you know, two and a half, three years, you know?
05:49:01
Speaker
So, you know, he he comes over, he sees me come in the fucking, you know, in the door and he comes over and gives me a hug. I give him a big hug, you know, we give each other a kiss. And there's like six dudes sitting at this fucking table.
05:49:13
Speaker
Cause this was 30 fucking years ago too. Right. yeah Like six dudes sitting at this table, start making like comments and shit. Right. and I'm like I looked at my brother he looks at me and we were like we just nodded like yeah it's on whipped all six of them motherfuckers asses right there in the bar and shit man like and I hadn't been in a good like civilian fucking fight in a long time it felt fucking amazing oh wait that's not where I thought that was gonna go no i had I had friends down when I lived in Charleston beautiful like the stereotypical New Yorkers
05:49:49
Speaker
Uh, chicks, chicks, dad was ah and NYPD detective, her brothers, all NYPD, you know, and the first time that like everybody came over the hugs and she gave me a kiss.
05:50:06
Speaker
bang, right on the lips. Nothing serious, just a little, you know. And I looked at her husband, and I was like, <unk> it's cool, bro. It's what we do. And then her mom and her sister and, like... That's the way my family is. Yeah, yeah like, it it's just, like, that's that's that's that's how they do it. And I'm like, like I said, it was it was shocking at first because i'm a hugger, so I'm always... Like, i ran into ah I ran into an old high school friend the other day at Walmart.
05:50:33
Speaker
And I... that in like 20-something years. and he like walk And he was like walking by and he was looking at me. And I was looking at him.
05:50:44
Speaker
and he was like, Glick? And I was like, yeah, what up, man? And we did like the... Bro hug. like the bro shake and I pulled him in for the hug and he was a little hesitant at first. and I'm like, why you like in my head? I'm like, why you acting weird? Because we used to do this every day in high school, you know what mean?
05:51:03
Speaker
But, you know, let me, let me, let me clarify something, right? Like, the only The only people that I would, like, give a kiss to when i hug is my family, right? You better kiss me when we hug. Fucking friends, you know? like But I would straight up, like, bear hug, you know, give you a fucking hug when I meet you for the first time. i i first you got Or Johnny, or, you know, whatever. I mean, it's just me. I'm just...
05:51:26
Speaker
You can hug me all you want, know but I fully expect a kiss on the mouth. Well, you know, we might be French and whatever. that what you're talking about, though? Is, like, they kiss you on the mouth, or is it on the... No, it's not like... It's not like... It's my family. Just my family.
05:51:40
Speaker
It's a peck. Like the Italians do, like the New Yorker and Italians. It's a peck. I can tell by your face that you didn't grow up in that kind of family. Yeah. I did. It's not best, okay? Yeah.
05:51:52
Speaker
It wasn't incest. It's not sensual. It's just a... It's literally... With my friends in Charleston, that was literally all it was, but I wasn't accustomed to that. I wasn't used to it. It was literally just you hug, because I'm i'm a hugger. I hug everybody.
05:52:10
Speaker
But then it was like a just a real quick and how i you know i yeah I wouldn't do that. like the only the only The only people that get a kiss from me when I give them a hug are my direct family.
05:52:22
Speaker
But i mean that's that friends, I'll hug you all fucking day, man. yeah'll give up yeah that's that's That's how their family was. and that It was just that first initial and I looked at her husband and I'm like, oh shit. like She just kissed me And her husband's standing right there. And him and i were cool. Like, he came in. It was that typical bro hug. Hey, what's up, man? idada that And yeah then I met her. And it was the first time I met her. And and and it was a hug. And bang.
05:52:50
Speaker
And I'm like. Were they Italian? Yeah, dude, they were the stereotype. That is definitely an Italian thing. That's what I said, because usually it's Italian. Right after that, her husband held up a fishbowl and asked for your car keys. That was weird, but I went along with it, I guess. I wasn't mad at it. And my family's not Italian. I mean, that's just the way my direct family's always been. But no, that's how horrible family was. And as I got to meet their family...
05:53:20
Speaker
Like I said, it was literally her mom, her sister, her cousins. like Even her dad. Even her dad was that way. And and like I said, her dad was like Italian, and NYPD detective. like Once he got to know me, or like it wasn't the first time, but after a couple of times, it was the hug.
05:53:39
Speaker
And just a real quick, like right nothing. it wasn't It wasn't anything to even think about. If it was a cheek, fine. No, it was right on the lips. right on the lips, just a little, just a, barely, barely enough to even make you go.
05:53:56
Speaker
What the fuck just happened? Like you couldn't, it was so quick. You couldn't even register. they that' funny they are It's funny about how in our country, how there's so many fucking like just cultural differences just within our own country.
05:54:09
Speaker
Oh, I like that. Shit like that will happen, you know? So like Brit's like, ah, fuck that. And in my family, we're like, that's just the way we are, you know? Kiss me, bitch.
05:54:20
Speaker
Kiss me, bitch. It wasn't like you were making out or or anything like, oh, God, I'm getting hard all of sudden. No, it was just like... and Like I said, you know with friends, it's just a hug. you know but It's more than just a... and I'm not trying to sound gay here. I don't give a fuck if you're gay, obviously. I don't care. but yeah like fuck like like it like When I give Glick a hug, it'll be a fucking hug. It won't be just a little...
05:54:48
Speaker
you know It won't be a little like you know just a little touch. It'll be like, what's up, motherfucker? I got another one to you here. where's the otherline Where's the other one? I would be the same way with you. I would give you a big hug. Oh my god, nice to meet you in person. Same thing with Rocky. I'd stick my tongue in your ear. I was waiting for that. What the hell? That is dope.
05:55:13
Speaker
oh man that is the I was waiting for that one for sure. See, Scott, is a picture of you in a fedora looks better than when you actually have it. You see it in person. My fedora is all jacked up too.
05:55:27
Speaker
But I like you in the pinky blinders, man. There's a name for that. What is that? i can fucking it's um it's noter It's not pinky blinders. What the hell is that? It's like a golf hat, too. No, it's um it's definitely r it's a brick. How about this one? Is the lighter hair better? It's a scully cap. I love that. It's a scully cap.
05:55:52
Speaker
Good call, John. Oh, yeah. Hell yeah, actually used have one. yeah pick the hair Yeah, I want to pick one up because I think even though I said my head doesn't look good in hats, I think I would look good. Yeah, the bust of bosses. Hell yeah, dude. used to rock mine all the time.
05:56:08
Speaker
Scotto, can you send me the one Assarge with the troops? No. Fuck you, He cannot. He's not having a lot of confirmation. I will make that my wallpaper.
05:56:20
Speaker
I'll make it my wallpaper. God damn it. i get yeah scott send me that I didn't get that one. yeah I intentionally didn't say anything more about that. I was hoping it would get forgotten. It's not, man.
05:56:37
Speaker
And of course, he put me in a pair of fucking North Carolina booty shorts and shit, man. you know so jersey She needs some more material.
05:56:48
Speaker
Jersey probably already clipped that shit. yeah I should actually send it to jersey so i yeah you forget about that Jersey. That's how I get my shit. He sends it to Jersey. Jersey sends it to me.
05:57:01
Speaker
Not even lying. That's that's how I get like the shit he sends.
05:57:06
Speaker
Another name for Glicks hat. and offqua It's called a Baker Boy cap. I've never heard that. Baker Boy cap? I've heard the Scully. It says here, News Boy cap Baker boy cap or eight piece cap.
05:57:23
Speaker
I never heard any of those. Fuck.
05:57:28
Speaker
going have to get me one though. I'm going to get me a Scully cap. See how it looks. Well, I'm not just going to buy one. If I see one in a store, I'll try it on, see what it looks like. then I'll probably be like, yeah, no.
05:57:42
Speaker
Oh my God. i love you. You're the best. Not Oh, thanks. Oh, fuck. fuckingin about scott God damn it.
05:57:54
Speaker
No, you are awesome. No, not i no, dog I appreciate you for sure. Ladies and gentlemen, I hate to do it. Shutting it down. She woke up and she wants to laid.
05:58:09
Speaker
No. Kaylee. Kaylee. Will you fuck her? Stop it. It's Kayla, right? It's Kayla. Thank you. It's KK. Duh, because I'm racist.
05:58:24
Speaker
I don't know. You want me that you me to re-up it for a little after party? I had a couple more beverages to drink. o If you want to, you can. Okay, we'll see who shows up.
05:58:35
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I'm going to hit these buttons. Thank you guys for following. Thank you guys for subscribing to Shedder's Box. We love you. yeah Everybody on the panel, Modog, Scotto, Jedi, Johnny Bongs, a.k.a. Fidel Bongs in the building. my man, Haas in the building.
05:58:53
Speaker
Scotto. Oh, yeah, man. You're gorgeous. You're amazing. i love you. Yeah, that sucks, baby. No, you're better than Glick. The man, the myth, the legend, the one and only.
05:59:04
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My brother from another mother. Right down there, Rock Lee. you know and Well, this is perfect. I got one drink left, so cheers to all you motherfuckers, man.
05:59:14
Speaker
Alright, more cheers before we leave. Let's go. Appreciate y'all, man. Love you guys.
05:59:26
Speaker
Love you guys. Appreciate you guys. Come join the after party.