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Movie Night with Michael & Friends Blacksploitation films
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Join us tonight as I talk about some of the 1970s era blacksploitation films with my guest co-host A Random Black Guy
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Introduction of Michael and Brandon
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Hello, this is Arliss Walker, frontman for the Southern Outlaws Band, and I'm here in my own words that Michael definitely did not write. To present to you a true generational talent.
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No, I'm sorry. That doesn't cover it. The man you're about to behold is a true juggernaut of entertainment and comedic force of nature. and all-around humanitarian and the kind of entertainer I hope to be someday. I am not overselling it when I say it is most definitely your privilege to be here to watch Movie Night with Michael and Friends. So, buckle up, folks. and prepare for the most fun you'll have with your clothes on. And it is my honor to present to you my hero, my mentor, and most importantly, my dear friend, Michael Copenhaver, because he is good for the soul.
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What an intro from my man, Arliss Walker, the Selling Outlaws Band. Thanks again for that, Arliss. What's up, everybody? It's Friday night, so it must be movie night with Michael and friends. You guessed it.
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Thanks for coming out.
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That's little better. All right. I got a very special guest host tonight. ah He's my lifelong best friend since second grade that I just met yesterday.
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Everybody, a random black guy. My best friend since second grade that I just met yesterday. What's up, Brandon? What I doubt.
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Good seeing you. Just eating on some soup. You know how we do. but So we're going to talk tonight about 1970s blaxploitation films.
Discussion on Dolomite and Blaxploitation Films
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What do you think of when you think of a blaxploitation film, Brandon?
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Black man getting beat by the cops.
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I was looking for a movie title. That is a movie of title. Black man getting beat by a cop. It's shown in a theater near you. but Shown on YouTube near you.
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Shown on Facebook near you. Shown on Action near you. Shown on TikTok near you.
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It's so prevalent. that It's on every channel. It's on every channel. click it on anywhere you find it. but When I think of Blaxploitation, the very first movie that always came to mind for me was Shaft.
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Yeah. Shut your mouth. Can you do it?
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He's one bad mother. Lazy Jedi. Thanks for stopping through, bro. Who knows? You won't see me in a little bit on your show. Not sure what the wife's got planned for us tonight. But... um I watched three movies for us to talk about.
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I watched ah the original Dolomite. And I know I've seen it before at a much, much younger age. But I'm here to tell you, I don't remember it being as awesomely bad as it was.
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Dude, the acting in that movie is absolute fucking trash. yeah We met yesterday. You and me, Random. We met yesterday. And you and I today could film a better action sequence fight scene than anything I saw in the original Dolomite.
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all these things have a group Yeah. Yeah. it was like It was like a black leopard. Take it on the mob.
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I didn't know he was meth edit. I didn't get that part. I thought he was he seemed like the pimp with the heart of gold. That's the picture I got of Dolomite. you go You go down you go down um go on that street in California everybody talk about, right?
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You see the Memphis? Either that or is he the floor general for Jabba the Hun? I see your Jedi stuff. What do you call him?
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MC Burger or something like that? MC Hamburger? The Hamburger Pimp. alexander affair I think it was on Heron, the horse, the big city drug, because he was like nodding out a little bit. yeah That's what think it was matt will make you not out From what I've heard, and I don't know. I mean, it was it was really, you know, when you look at movies from the 70s, they had to find a way to take the things that were going on in the 70s and and kind of make it lighter so that people can watch it, right?
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Like we just talked about, like, when you said, they're about moving to 70s, 80s,
Societal Impact and Themes of Empowerment
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90s, 2000, 2010, 2025. It's a black man getting beaten by white cops.
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It's a black man going to against white corruption. So, I think Rudy Ray Moore was such a genius. He found a way to take the things of the black community and put it into such of a package to where we could laugh about it, but yet still think about it. You know what i mean?
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Here's what i thought was cool. It was the neat time capsule of black culture in the 70s. Like the Harlem Renaissance, shit like that, right? You're familiar with the Harlem Renaissance, I'm sure. Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah.
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Yeah. So the Harlem Man. I thought it was a really good representation of stuff like that. The beat poetry. I dug that part. Dolomite, the beat poet. Like his comedy poetry. Oh, yeah. All day.
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When you come around and cut my grass, you better make sure that your butt is clean. Just like my baby's hand. You know what I'm saying? Like, you know what I'm Like, he just, he just put words together. He was a poet.
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but yet he was a conscious poet. So everybody a conscious poet right now, some people studied Dolomite. You know what i mean? That's what he was.
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So Rudy Ray Moore was just playing himself. That's what he was. That's what he made it so natural for him because Rudy Ray Moore, a lot of you don't realize, Rudy Ray Moore financed that film by himself with his own money.
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And now you all you young filmmakers out there that want to make a film is one thing on the cell phone. But the under understanding of producing and getting the sites and getting the clearance, getting through all the the red tape with the papers everything like that, Rudy Ray Moore did all that back then.
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we yeah He was in the story and he produced it.
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He was a genius at the end of his time. You know what I mean? You look at Eddie Murphy. Eddie Murphy made a movie about Rudy Ray Moore, right? the real dolomite
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the the remake well it wasn't a remake was it a reboot was it a biopic i didn't watch that one yet i wanted to it's more of a bio about him about really right more how he started hey came about making a movie dolomite another movie we may talk about later on down the road returning to human tornado dolomite You know, and even Petey Wheatstraw, you know what i mean?
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It was a way for him to just try and speak to the black community and help them understand that everything's going be all right. You know what i mean? That's really what it was about.
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You know, Dolomite was really a movie that was to empower black folks. It was something that was showing them something they couldn't do themselves. You know I'm saying? he took the w risk for them on the big screen so they could go home and be able to go back to their jobs without a worry on their mind. You know what i mean?
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mean, it was made in, I think it was made, let me look up real quick. It was made in 1978, 74, something that. ah The first was think. 78. Yeah.
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yeah second wendy seven on eight It was 1975. And it was 90 minutes long. So we took a chance in 1975. You think that was right at the end of the Vietnam War, right?
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And so we were still recovering from the Vietnam War, still recovering from the Great Depression. We're still trying to figure out ways to just try and get into suburban society.
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So he found a way to show that he was able to go in, do some things, or in his words, take it to the man. right And it really empowered black folks.
Human Tornado and Continuity Errors
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You know what I mean? gave kill word the The story itself was kind crazy, right? He gets released from prison.
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Because Queen Bee convinced the warden that he was innocent. new New evidence comes up, boom, he's just out of jail. No courts involved or nothing. I like that. Nothing weird about that at all. Nothing weird about that at all.
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That's how you know a black dude wrote that movie in the 1970s. They don't know how the hell you get out of jail. why i Right, right, right. Tell I'm wrong. Nobody got out of jail if they were black in the 70s. Nobody got out. Exactly.
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The first he does. The first he does. without but After getting out jail hard times it's just police don smoke out of jail. He gets an indecent exposure potential charge.
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Stripping down in front of the prison with real clothes on to get back in the to get back into the limo with the three girls and then take his clothes right back off. um It's nothing like getting dressed. One second, John, he gets followed by his enemies.
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and getting followed by his enemies and he pulls over and then immediately commits triple murder the minute he gets out of prison. They stopped the car. They were trying to take him out, right?
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They knew if Dolomite was on the street, there was a threat to the industry, right? And like most people don't realize realize was like he had an affair with the sheriff's wife of that town. you know That was the second one.
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That was the second movie. That was the second movie. here gogo the thing about it was so i just watched them last night so they're really fresh in my mind it's easy that's that's the thing that's the thing we live it every day so you gotta watch it to learn our lives right so like every time i walk down the street i gotta think about like how are they portraying me you know i got i got the thick chain on got the hat on i got the black shirt on
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thinking I'm either a drug dealer, I'm a killer, I'm an assassin. They don't think about how intelligent I might be. And that one of the things that Dolomite was really showing that, like, we can look good, but the brand is where it counts. Because at the end of the day, throughout that whole movie, he showed you his strategy about how he went about doing things.
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He showed how he could not necessarily manipulate people, but he can empower people to take down a syndicate. You know what i mean? That's really what was about. Sure.
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You know what mean? Like, in that you'd have been rocking with Dolomite. I know you'd have rocking with Dolomite. would have been rocking with the man. You'd have been one of us. You know what mean? I'm a degenerate. I'm not rocking Dolomite.
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But I got a serious question for you. And I don't know how it's going to come out, but I don't give a shit. It's a serious question. So you say Dolomite was empowering black folks, right? Dolomite was empowering. Why did they portray him in the way they did? Like, the street hustler type versus, like, a stand-up citizen type?
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Is it because in the hood, like the ghetto, as they refer in the films in the 70s, the ghetto, the ghetto, the ghetto. Just, you know, it's the films, the films, parlance not mine, but the ghetto, the ghetto, the ghetto.
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Is that because in that time, and it's just, I'm just pausing question, is it because in that time, a lot of black folks felt that was the only way out, like to hustle their way out, or just force their way out. A lot of people think that way, I know.
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The Great Depression, affected America in many different ways, right? So like, but white folks, they call it the slums. Black folks, we call it the ghetto.
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when you look at during those times when Dolomite came out this movie, you had shows like the Jeffersons. You had shows like Good Times, right? White folks, you had stuff like Alice.
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And you had stuff like, God, what was a another one? All in the family, where Jeffersons came from. Right. So when you look at all in the family, you look at Alice, those environments were shown to be clean.
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The diner was clean. The dishes were clean. It all white folks. you look at you look at You look at all in the family.
Review of Petey Wheatstraw
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The maid was black. Right? but then But then we don't realize that the maid's husband tried to be a cleaner and live up on the east side in Manhattan. You know what mean?
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And so They were neighbors. They were neighbors in Archie Bunker's neighborhood during the Archie Bunker show. Then his cleaner business came off. And they sold out and they moved on up to the east side. The one thing about Dolomite was this.
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Throughout the whole movie, you never really saw Dolomite's house unless that was his house when he had all the girls, all the hoes come over and learn kung fu and practice kung fu and do yoga and stretching.
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Because during that time, karate and kung fu was a Right. Karate expert prostitutes. It was black kung fu, right? It was the whole explosion of black karate, martial arts, you know, Black Belt Jones is another movie we can look at, right?
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However, i remember what it was showing was it was showing that you could equip yourself to defend yourself against the man. You know what i mean? So there were so many subliminal messages in that movie.
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That's what made that movie so dynamic. You know what i mean? From, immigrantprint you know, enfranchising, franchise yourself, no matter like what the business was, but going to business for yourself.
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Start with strippers, maybe. Stay away from drugs. Go into alcohol. Go into nightclubs and better the community. That's what he was doing.
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mean, you think about it. Anybody that does martial arts or yoga something like that, you got to be in shape. You can't be like 450 pounds trying to keep lift your leg up. yeah mr and Break your back. You're going to have a cramp in your hamstring and that's it.
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That's the fight right there.
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But I love the simple fact that there was a hidden message behind his movies. As crazy as it was and as bad as the acting was, and bad as cinematography was, but the cinematography matched the cinematography of those days.
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I mean, think about the biionnic the bionic man, the million dollar man, right? That came out around that same time. It was the same cinematography. Look at Star Trek. Star Trek was the number one show on TV.
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But when you go back look at what Star Trek was, they had a little ship dangling on a string going around a circle. We actually showed human beings that was actually trying to touch somebody, maybe.
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Or the wind knocked you out. You know what i mean? because they to get to the next ship, next shoot, next show. know what mean? He really took the time to enfranchise other people who would normally not be in Hollywood.
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That's really what Dolomite was about. It really was a powerful movie. One of the one of the yeah um ah like the startups for actual black Hollywood, like black actors actually getting roles in Hollywood.
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not just background roles, not just the janitor in the background or a criminal. But that was kind of my question, though. It's like for an empowerment movie, right? Almost all the characters are criminals.
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And that was that's the question of God. yeah for African-American Academy Award winner. I think her name was Hattie Mae. for Gone with the Wind, right?
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For Best Supporting Actress. She was the very first African American Academy Award winner from Gone with the Wind. He was showing a different light. You have to be servant, you have to be a butler, you have to be a slave.
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He had to be a criminal per se, but he was showing himself to be an enterprise kind of guy, an enterprise mind kind of guy. So it empowered black folks in that manner during that time to say that you can be somebody.
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And I'm quoting the lives of somebody. I think it was Jesse Jackson and the Rainbow Coalition. I am somebody. I am somebody. And he just took that and put that on the big screen. That's what made that movie so powerful. You know what i mean?
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I do know what you mean.
00:17:50
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I'm curious. The human tornado had a different feel to it. Oh, human tornado was a bullet there, bro.
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the
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And like you said, the story and produced by Rudy Ray Moore himself, and then the screenplay was screenplay was kind of Jerry Jones. But the human tornado, I'm curious about that because I've got some things to say about that.
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Cliff Rokemore. What is this dude? Show me a picture.
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want see what he looks like. Because that there's some stuff in the second one that really seemed like...
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Well, he's blinded too. So, okay.
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the the The Return of the Human Tornado, right? Mm-hmm. He's making out with... Shit. Not Shy. She was in the first one. in the In the beginning of the movie, he gets a phone call. He's with his one girls.
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gets a phone call, and he goes off see Nell. Nell. A girl named Nell. What's happening? and Robert Platinum. Good to see you, man. Thanks for stopping through. Appreciate you. Appreciate you, Robert Platinum. Yeah, Robert Platinum's good guy.
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Fan the show, fan of the network. Good dude. um
Racial Themes and Historical Significance
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Fuck, what was I saying? The second one had a different feel to it, I think. What do you think? It did. I mean, one, so but it came back from Africa because we went to go see Africa from whence we all came from, supposedly.
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And he had an all-girl Kung Fu crew. The cool thing about it is I just looked up something. I was like, what does dolemite what does it mean by dolomite? You ready for this? Dolomite is a noun, a mineral, consisting of a calcium-magnesium carbonate found in crystals and in extensive beds as a compact limestone.
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The man was dropping knowledge just with his name alone, bruh.
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So he's limestone? So dolomite is a mineral consistent of a calcium, magnesium, carbonate, found in crystals and in an extensive beds as a compact limestone, which means he stands the test of time, bruh.
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Even in the name dolomite, it's powerful, bruh. It's powerful.
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know saying? And so, you know, i mean, it was a, he took his comedic ability because a lot of times you would see in the movie, you would see a lot of the action in the movie, but he also was a comedian and he would do a lot of social conscious kind of comedy on the stage.
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You know, he kept keep it lively. He it would talk about you like he was family. You know, it was like you never met anybody he didn't know. you want to rock with him, he adopted you.
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But you had to go with his ways. You know i mean? That's why i was saying when you look at his girls, it wasn't just black girls. It wasn't just dark-skinned black girls. It was brown-skinned girls, red, light-skinned girls, red bones, brown-skinned girls, white girls.
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My wife, she caught a continuity error in the first movie, the first Dolomite. There was two black chicks and a white girl that picked him up from prison. That's right. Murdered. He gets back in the limousine with three black girls. That's right.
00:21:27
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But the white girl dressed him. I don't know how they swapped her out. don't know how they swapped her out, but some somebody fucked up somewhere on that one. Somebody did. Somebody did. Because, again, he was using anybody he could probably find and want to and have a chance.
00:21:41
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But, again, he was a businessman first. He was all business because it was his money. You know what financed the whole thing. So he made sure that every piece of that movie made sense. You know what mean?
00:21:55
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Made sense. I mean, and that was the whole thing about it. You should have done that with the Human Tornado, too. Because that movie did not make much sense, comparatively. Yeah, but you know, it's hard to be it's hard to be an original.
00:22:08
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How many sequels really made it? You know what mean? Like, Avatar is like... There were four of these Dolanite movies. There were like four of them. what i was doing they would they don Well, Dolanite,
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Three that he made. The Dolomite, then Human Tornado. The Return of Dolomite. Return of Dolomite, the Human Tornado. And then Petey Reistraw. And Petey Reistraw was the one that doesn't get a lot of notoriety. Petey Reistraw was not a Dolomite movie.
00:22:40
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Petey Reistraw was one the best movies ever made. Say that again?
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It was a great movie, though. Petey Reistraw was a great movie, though. ah yeah We're not going there yet. Let's finish up with the... I love that movie. I'm glad you turned me on to that, bro. When we met yesterday... told you you would like it, man. We're not ready to talk about that one. We're not ready to go there yet.
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don my yeah I'm sorry. The Human Tornado. The Human Tornado. The second one. It had a totally different feel, I felt. It was more like softcore porn than anything else. The story was really lacking compared to the first one.
00:23:21
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Well, because during that time, you saw the different white love scenes. It was all lu look little pet kisses. But there know there was no showing of black love.
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So Dolomite actually introduced black love. You know what i mean? Like we had Carmel, Harry Lepontes.
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did a great thing, but the love scenes in Dolomite 2 showed black love at that time. And at that time, there was so much conflict in the country, so much controversy in the country, there was no showing of love.
00:23:56
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And there was something about black love that just made it so different. I'm not saying that vanilla love ain't it, but I'm tell you something. Ain't nothing like vanilla ice cream with chocolate syrup on it.
00:24:08
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Now, chocolate syrup changed everything, baby. Nothing like what? And now let go. Vanilla sundae with chocolate syrup on it. Chocolate changes everything, baby. but Call me white chocolate.
00:24:22
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You brought a latte. Got little black in you. You know what I mean? Black love's not a good thing in prison. What's up, fuckers?
00:24:35
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That's because it's in the dark. Dark love count. We're talking about black love, baby, not dark love. ah Not a good thing to everybody, but hey, somebody's having a good time. Somebody's having a great time, bro.
00:24:49
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I mean, when you when you look at Dolomite 2, you know, it looked at the the racist white sheriff, looked at his wife that was just looking to be loved a certain way.
00:25:02
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Dolomite handed her some business, handed her this business, and then all of a sudden, it showed how in the moment of being caught, she lied on him. Therefore, all the white sheriff thought about was, I'm to kill this man because he's sleeping with my wife. right Because of how black folks were portrayed as evil, bad, ignorant, not smart.
00:25:26
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And so he showed throughout that movie, like, I'm to get you, you white mother. You know what I mean? So when he went throughout the movie, it showed how he mobilized a group of people, white and and black,
00:25:42
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to help for a certain cause of just justice. You know what i mean? Justice has no face. Justice has no color. Justice is just justice. but um That's what I love about him. You know what mean?
00:25:56
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One thing I will say about, uh, one thing i will say about, uh,
00:26:04
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the Dolomite films, they taught me a brand new racial slur. It's my, my favorite new racial slur. Uh, you rat soup eating honky motherfucker i'm gonna call all my home friends rat soup eating motherfuckers rat soup eating motherfuckers robert platinum for you
00:26:27
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here's a question for you random random Here's a question for you, Random. Listen. It's from Robert Platinum in the chatterbox. Random, did you see where that group of black women were on a panel with a black with
Closing Jokes and Cultural Legacy Appreciation
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a white woman?
00:26:41
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I'm sorry. Let's do this one more time. Random, did you see where that group of black women were on panel with a white woman begging him to get other white men to exterminate us?
00:26:52
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Well, white male. Right. So what's funny to me is is this. B.T. Barnum was a great guy. And he didn't he was not black.
00:27:05
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But he said, you build it, they will come. And he said, there's a sucker born every minute. Just because you don't like somebody. don't know what it's about black folks. We don't just want to exterminate you.
00:27:16
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want to exterminate everybody that's like you, sound like you. And it's built like you. And that's that's just sad, right? And that's what I mean. what love about Dolomite.
00:27:27
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Nobody can give a damn about what you look like. When he said the the words he said to the white girl in that car, she like, you want me to dress your daddy? Go ahead, baby. She took the chance.
00:27:38
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She dressed daddy. see And daddy hooked up with her. Daddy gave her Penny Paul Thouks. You know what mean? He dropped the load on him. You know what I mean? So, you know, that's what all it was about. We were always honest. We learned the honest way of living. You know what I mean?
00:27:59
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I don't know if that answered your question, Robert. I don't think it did. At the end of day? I didn't see it. I don't know what you're talking about, Robert. I ain't looking no podcast about extermination.
00:28:10
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It didn't kiss my potential. Yeah, me either. not talking about that stuff. Sorry about that, Rob. But I mean, you know, if you saw the podcast, find another podcast. That ain't the podcast for you, bro.
00:28:22
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Yeah, I don't get that. Black women being on a panel with white men begging them to get other white men to exterminate us. It still makes sense. I don't get it. i mean mentally and that' guaranteerant Mental illness. has got That's got be why that happens. Mental illness.
00:28:39
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That was Wild Irish Rose. That's what that was. That wasn't no good wine. That was Wild Irish Rose. That $4 wine. What was it? The ladies' man drinks this. That's right. The drink of the Kings, baby.
00:28:51
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So,
00:28:55
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that's right kabasier ba the drinking the kings baby
00:29:01
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so Rat soup beating the hunky motherfucker. I love that. I love that line. I love that fucking slur. That's going to be my new favorite thing to call white people. That night train. Night train.
00:29:15
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Night train. Ah, shit. but What I like about it is I'm looking i'm looking on ah look on eBay.
00:29:27
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And eBay listed Dolomite 2, The Human Tornado. as will read this and quote me on this brand new and still factory sealed blu-ray dvd plus digital comedy combo awesome cult classic cult classic dolomite 2 the human tornado put your weight on it and bring this home today thank you ebay
00:29:56
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i watched it on tubi for free but Hey, I mean, you know what mean? We can get in where we should
00:30:08
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be. You what I'm saying? him taking his character. It was a crime comedy film played by Rudy Ray Moore. We're going to do Blackwell in the future, I promise you. We're going to do this again. I think Blackwell is on the list, bro.
00:30:28
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ah black lives all and i have to journalist that was it's good one there's so many i really ran out right on so we're never gonna do this again um but tonight we're gonna do the the three movies that we i i actually watched recently um i do want to do uh the eddie murphy one next time but we'll talk about that for the future we'll do this maybe a monthly thing maybe all buy a bi-monthly thing we'll we'll figure it out whenever i can get you on again random um Yeah, rat soup. Rat soup is what he said. R-A-T rat. Rat soup. Ratatouille.
00:31:03
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Ratatouille. Ratatouille. I think it's soup, but I'm not sure. But I should have researched this last night. I didn't do it until today.
00:31:15
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But I was watching them The Human Tornado, and I thought it had to have been directed by a white dude or produced by a white production company. That it wasn't, I found kind of funny.
00:31:27
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Because it was so it was so black and white, if that makes sense. Like the first movie, Dolomite, the original Dolomite had more good old bowl of that pandemic special bat soup. That's a good one, Platinum. That's a good one. but But I felt that like the first the first one, it had soul. know what I mean? It had...
00:31:53
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ah A rhythm. Does that make sense? and It does. It was bad. but but but Shut up.
00:32:05
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We don't have an HR. How about this? You ready for this, bro? We don't have an HR. Dolomite 2 made $12 million. That's our network. That's our network, Bob. That's the godfather himself. Yeah, don't worry about it, buddy. Dolomite 2 made $12 million on a $100,000 budget. It made $12 million.
00:32:22
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it made twelve million dollars $100,000 budget. $12 million on $100,000 budget. That much? Yes. hu $12 million on $100,000 budget.
00:32:40
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It's pretty good. That's crazy. That's in the 70s.
00:32:46
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In the second movie, the reason I figured... but but See? gli Godfather, that's why I brought a random black dude on.
00:32:57
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I can't talk black playtation films with other honkies, with other rat soup-eating motherfucking honkies.
00:33:07
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Oh, God. yeah ah That's right. I'm here to stay. I'm here to lay hay. And all you can do is say, oh, well.
00:33:18
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You're going to see more of ah you're goingnna see more of Random Black Guy with me. We're going to do a cooking show coming up soon, believe it or not. That's right. As long as you're still on board for that. As long you're still on board for that, I really want to do that. I'm still on board for that, brother. We're ready to cook right now. We ain't doing no crack.
00:33:33
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We ain't doing no hair. ain't doing no cocaine. We're cooking food. But it may be some green up in there, though. It may be some green herbs in there, but there ain't no Chi-Chi Chong, though.
00:33:46
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Robert Platinum calling a spade a spade. Glick says the real estate prices are about to go down that motherfucker.
00:33:53
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You're right. That's why you let black people move into your neighborhood so you can get cheap ass house. mr But that, Jen X wants to know on the cooking show, either one of us is going to make some rat soup. You never know. That secret ingredient, boy. You never know that secret ingredient.
00:34:16
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My brother of another color, another comedian. He's got a bit about how I'm the blackest guy he knows. Me, me personally, I'm the blackest dude that he knows because normally when he hangs out with white people, his credit score goes up.
00:34:30
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When he hangs out with me, his credit score goes down. Hey, tell him to go to Planet Fitness and go to sleep in the tent in bed. He'll be all right. For real, what's up, random? Nice to meet you, brother.
00:34:45
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I'll introduce you to Glick personally one of these days. Maybe I can bring you in tomorrow for the for the show tomorrow night. Nonsense on nonsense. We'll see. What's your up to and Hey, man.
00:35:01
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I just got a human heart. That's right. I hate to say that. I hate to say that. That's what I call a brother. I see people. He's light-skinned with a dark-skinned heart. see people. No, what happens is he took his heart, rubbed it on his taint, and it became dark.
00:35:16
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That's what it was. He rubbed it on his taint. He's not really an asshole. He's like right in between. The nuts, he's nutty and crazy. Not an asshole, but he's right in the middle.
00:35:31
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You're officially invited onto to the show tomorrow all night. It's an open-door challenge. It's a big open panel. You can come in talk about whatever you want, as long as it's not politics or religion. Every Saturday night, it's called Nonsensical Nonsense.
00:35:41
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It's the flagship of the network. if you can, I'll make sure you get a yeah i'm sure you got a link to that. But um back to our topic. Blaxploitation films, specifically, the point i was trying to make about the...
00:35:55
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Human tornado flick, right? It didn't feel, it didn't have the same feel to it, I don't think. What did you think about that? Did that, Dolomite and Human and tornado were like very, very different movies in my opinion. Very, very different. I mean, I think he went more with the Kung Fu of it and he was trying to show how like black Kung Fu grew because, you know, Bruce Lee came to New York city.
00:36:15
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He became a celebrity, chained a few people, few people ordered some dojos and people were trying to do Kung Fu But I mean, like, at the end, you're doing common food, but can you make some food?
00:36:28
Speaker
Right? You can do a kick. You can do a punch. Can you make me a goddamn meal? You know what mean? Make me a sandwich. I'll give a doggone if can chop a piece of wood. Can you make me a bologna sandwich?
00:36:39
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um Some mayonnaise, lettuce, salt and pepper, tomatoes. I can't eat a kick, but I can eat a sandwich. You know what mean? so According to Eddie Griffin, black people do not eat mayonnaise.
00:36:55
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That's a lie.
00:36:58
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Eddie Griffin don't know shit about black culture. Eddie Griffin don't know shit about black culture. You can't, you can't, we can't have mayonnaise without mustard. That's the thing.
00:37:09
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Gotta have a little spice with that mayonnaise. You know what mean? Can't just be, can't do that. Look too much like a cow. Watch your Bruce Lee. This is how won my first night.
00:37:22
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Gen X Gemini says, watching Bruce Lee's how he won his first fight. That's right. Every Sunday, baby. Every Sunday. It was Kung Fu Sunday, baby. Black mayo. That's right. rob blana Put that salt and pepper in that black mayonnaise. Salt and pepper mayonnaise.
00:37:40
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just I'm a Miracle Whip guy. That's what I thought mayonnaise was until my 20s. I shit you not. I didn't know mayonnaise was thing.
00:37:50
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Dukes. Dukes. Imagine about the Dukes. What about the Dukes? You know i'm saying? I love Brittany Cox. Ooh, don't make that sound. I'm sorry, Brittany. I don't know either.
00:38:05
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ah no e
00:38:08
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Bruce Leroy, I'm glad you brought that up. I'm going to make a parallel here in a little bit to that. Yeah. So I thought to myself as I was watching dammit What's the second one called again?
00:38:22
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The Human Tornado. When I was watching The Human Tornado, I thought it must have been directed by a white dude just because of some of the imagery. Now, generally, in a film, the director is purposefully doing things, putting things in scenes, just that and the other.
00:38:37
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Now, the reason I thought it must have been either heavy into the white production or heavy into a white direction is because there's a scene where Dolomite's making out with his girl and then it's all over and done with, right?
00:38:51
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And then she slowly peels a banana, right? A white phallic symbol, big old white dick. And then, ha, surprise, and shoves it in his mouth. Do you remember that part?
00:39:03
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ah do. And I thought to myself, if that is not, if that is not nothing, it seems like, hold on. I just felt that was imagery of just white suppression. That's what I felt that was.
00:39:19
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But apparently not the case. Because it was a black director and it was also written by Rudy Ray Morgan. he bought He did that banana because even though we try as hard as we want to sometimes, we can get like by the black but a white man.
00:39:39
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But yet we can bite it off.
00:39:43
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Sometimes the symbolism of biting more than we can chew or we go ahead and succeed and do what we got to do and just chew it up. Keep it moving forward. You know what I mean? All about adversity, bro. don't know.
00:39:55
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I thought weird. That's all I'm saying. thought it was weird. But all in all, it just had a different feel. I felt that Dolomite was an actual like a film with a story and some heart and soul in it.
00:40:08
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And the human tornado was just, I don't know, at best, low grade like B porn.
00:40:17
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Sex sells. Like Cinemax After Dark. Like Cinemax After Dark. One of those kind productions. He's trying to make money, baby. Sex sells. yeah You got two choices. You want to you want you want be conscious or you want to make money. know what I mean?
00:40:33
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He made money on that second film. That first film was like he put in his heart and soul into that movie. That second movie by bunny
00:40:48
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The films, in my opinion, definitely
00:40:52
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brought large black cast to cinema for the first time. Other than groups and shit like that, right?
00:41:05
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Without Rudy Ray Moore, there is no Robert Townsend. Without Rudy Ray Moore, there is no Spike Lee. Right? Because he took a chance with his own money.
00:41:19
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The Williams brothers wouldn't be a thing. what yeah yeah rudy ray moore They do their own productions too. They made their money. How about Cat Williams? He was granted was groundbreaking.
00:41:33
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He went against the grain. He put something out that was not out there beforehand. I mean, mean you have the Mac.
00:41:41
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I
00:41:45
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ah love you, JNN. She's my hometown. She's way out in Wyoming right now. She's chilling in Wyoming on her ranch.
00:41:56
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ca gri That's what that's what ah Platinum was talking about. Foxy Brown.
00:42:02
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Foxy Brown, Claire Patrick Jones, Black Belt Jones. Oh, shit. I forgot about Cleopatra Jones, dude. I forgot all about that movie. Holy shit. You went you wait with what?
00:42:15
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He went with what was current. Sex was big. New love scenes. Showing skin. Not just the peck on the kiss. They were showing all these movies without black love.
00:42:28
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He showed black love in ah in a way it needed to be shown naturally. He showed what was going on in black community. You know, he sold he sold a he showed the little heroin addict or the crackhead walking by. Hey, where that man, know I'm saying, man? I'm just trying to whatever.
00:42:43
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And he still respected him, but he still was a crackhead.
00:42:49
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He respected him and still got him back to the room, right, where his spot was. So, yeah, let's go somewhere private where we can talk. He starts shooting up and then says the wrong thing about his girls.
00:43:00
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He's like, where is it? Where's Wintergreen keeping on girls? Where's Wintergreen keeping on girls? He starts beating his ass. Yeah. Willie Green was a mean, mean man, man. And Robert Platinum.
00:43:11
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I get it. It's hard to match up with Pam Gryll, bro. that that that's That's a you can't tell you can' you can't You can't try and find too many diamonds. She was a diamond, you know what I mean? She was a sports term. That's a generational talent.
00:43:28
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Yes. Yes. Yes. Like Eartha Kitt. Eartha Kitt was another one. know what I'm saying? Ozzy and Harry. That's my Catwoman. Eartha Kitty. You know what I mean? You just got to roll with the punches. You may not be able to find them in your hometown. You ain't going to be able to find a random beauty in your hometown. You got to go out and find them.
00:43:55
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like Mike found me. He found me on the street.
00:44:01
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Ha, ha, ha, ha. The Godfather says, Pam's definitely a fine piece of comic. That's right. That's right. She love horses, dog. Okay. For 227, she's a hometown, too.
00:44:14
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yes Yeah, she right. Really? I need come to your hometown, Robert, because you a lot fine-ass black women right there. You can catch one of the young. Not too young, though. At least be about 25, though. 16 gets to 25 in the prison.
00:44:28
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twenty five are you safe
00:44:34
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Now, the last one we the last movie we're going to talk about, man, I'm so happy you told me to watch this. Also, all three of these movies are on Tubi, by the by. you can watch Dolomite, you can watch The Human Tornado, and you can watch the third one.
00:44:48
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Petey Wheatstraw, The Devil's Son-in-Law. And in my opinion, it's the best of the three. That movie was fun as fuck. Weird, goofy, fucked up, funny but strange. I mean, man, that was a weird-ass movie.
00:45:03
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the The best of the three soundtracks too, I think, which is a little 1977, bro.
00:45:13
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I found that his whole his whole take on like the comedians, gangsters, that I found a little ridiculous. That's the only part of the thing I really didn't care for.
00:45:25
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Like these two these two comedians, they borrow money from Mr. White, which is the most obvious nail on the head. Hey, let's be let's let's protect ourselves from Mr. and Mrs. White.
00:45:37
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So Dolomite, no, I'm sorry, not Dolomite, Petey Wheatstraw, known. He's got a reputation for being a bad motherfucker, right? yeah They're not afraid of him. They're afraid of Mr. and Mrs. White.
00:45:50
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They go full on gangster. And hey, spoiler alert from 1977. In case you haven't seen it yet, spoiler alert. These two cats that borrowed the money from the white cat, they go and murder an entire fucking funeral full of people.
00:46:09
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Right? Or were they at church? Was it a funeral? Was a wedding? on What the hell were they all doing there? you know funeral I don't remember. Okay. Yeah, and then they, in broad daylight, mind you, in broad daylight,
00:46:20
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They commit like 20 people homicide. to avoid getting to To avoid getting ratcheted up by mr and Mrs. White. I found that to be a really dumb plot point, personally.
00:46:33
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Other than that, I love the movie. I mean, he was a comedian. was a comedian. It also included Rudy Ray Moore's favorite and my new favorite slur. Rat soup eat motherfucking honking.
00:46:47
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i mean, he was a comedian. yeah I love that. They went past the black Kung Fu realm, you know, what the early 1970s. And he was showing how to me, consciously, subliminally, black folks, you can make it big, but don't make a deal with the devil to make it big.
00:47:12
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That's really what it was about. You know, you can you can still get back at people you can still make it big and be successful, but you ain't got to sign a deal with the devil.
00:47:24
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There's a lot of people that signed a deal with the devil. I won't go deep on that, but I mean, like, signed deal with the devil. The devil gave everything he needed to take out everybody that was coming after him, and he forgot about, he was so high on conquering and beating people and being successful, he forgot about his deal with the devil.
00:47:43
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So at the end of the movie, he's in the he's in the car, and the driver had the devil's daughter in the back seat with him. And he still has to own up to his deal.
00:47:56
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He forgot about it. out of No matter how bad, no matter how big you get, you got to understand how you got there. And that's really one of the things I think like Riri Ray Moore was showing us.
00:48:11
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It was just one of those things that was just a moment of brilliance. You know what i mean?
00:48:17
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Well, the plot point on the, um, the deal with the devil was he was killed he was murdered in in the movie in the beginning yeah yeah those other guys killed him so he made a deal with the devil to come back to life but he he swung it on the deal but you got to bring my people back with me those are my that's my crew that's my guys my all my people i run with so everybody that died on the steps came back to life that's right now what he did was what he did well that's right that's right skill that's right so
00:48:49
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What he did was he came back and then he tells his people, what I'm going to is I'm going to get one of those winos, right? Sleeping it off. We'll drag him in.
00:49:00
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We'll put a mask on him. Looks just like me. And then by the time he comes to, it it'll be too late. We'll fool the devil, right? Oh, yeah. That was the plan. Rudy knew his deal. Rudy knew his deal.
00:49:13
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The other dude was supposed to be the fall guy. It's just the devil caught on to his bullshit caught him up. That's right. That's right.
00:49:25
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You got to own up to your deal. You know what mean? So it was really like showing you like be careful what deals you make with certain devils. You know what mean?
00:49:36
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Because they won't forget. You'll forget. But they won't forget. And so ah think it was one of those things where he's able to take out certain people that are trying to take him out.
00:49:49
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And all he was talking about was taking everybody out. But he forgot about his deal. And that was the thing. You know mean? Like, he had all this power, but didn't understand where he got all this power from.
00:50:03
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you know, it's just some of those things when you watch Dolomite at first, all three of those movies. Okay, what up? What Amanda Long?
00:50:13
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I see you, girl. Holler at us, girl. Give us a question. At the end of the day, you can make whatever deal you want to be successful, but you got to understand how you got there. think that's what he was really trying to tell us. You know what i mean?
00:50:28
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don't know. I think it was just a goofy fucking movie. And they lost the story during making it. That's what I think. I mean, that movie was all over the place. But again, the three, it was my favorite. sounds good very Something. I don't know.
00:50:42
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my sherm it was a great movie though the more interesting of the three to me it was it had a little bit plot you know what mean it gave you a reason gave you the why and it gave you the how know what mean that makes a great movie a why and a how while i'm watching this movie Why did this happen? no I was watching for the show.
00:51:11
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I kept asking for the entertainment value. There was a couple of times. i almost shut down Human Tornado. It was probably out of the entertainment value.
00:51:22
Speaker
It was the worst. It was the worst Kung Fu. The worst action. It was just him. know mean? Yeah, I think that was part of the fun of it.
00:51:33
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I want a hope in my heart of hearts. I don't want to research this part. I'm just going to go with my own my own heart and mind on this one. I hope that they made it to be that silly and goofy on purpose, like make a fun of itself a little bit. That part.
00:51:48
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Like just make a fun the genre and stuff like that and just, don't know, portraying it all so silly. Every one of those movies. Yeah.
00:51:57
Speaker
Terrible fight choreography. Terrible, terrible, terrible. Yes. But were so many good love movies that came out in the 80s, right?
00:52:09
Speaker
Nah, that's why we watch it on... That's why, Amanda, I ain't never had a movie that was so bad I asked my money back. That's why I wait and I watch it on Tubi or YouTube or Netflix. Yeah, I'm not doing that.
00:52:22
Speaker
I'm not paying 1675 for some dry-ass popcorn and some carbonated soda with some old candy. I can give it a Dollar Tree for $5 at the movie theater.
00:52:34
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No, I'm just going just wait for it to come out. I'll wait for the first week, two weeks. Wait for the reviews. Oh, check out Rotten Tomatoes. Rotten Tomatoes good choice, Amanda.
00:52:49
Speaker
I don't fuck with Rotten Tomatoes. I think it's a little bit of a bullshit site. so sometimes it's Sometimes it's on, sometimes it's off. But that's the thing, man. it if Opinions are like assholes. Everybody's got one, they all stink, sure.
00:53:02
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But there are certain people I talk to and listen to when it comes to like movie suggestions. And almost always, I do i make my wife.
00:53:13
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She's my mule. i mean... I make it, I make it take one of they're losing me any day aman that's a real I am one of those dirt bags snacks and everything in me. Overcharging. I don't know if you black or white, but you would have made a dolomite. You'd have been in a limousine when I got out of prison.
00:53:38
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Yeah, but she wouldn't have made it in after the murder. she would have got cut. Nah, she would have ran. If she's the white one, she got cut. Yeah, that's funny, man. Sue caught that continuity error. They got out. There was two black girls and a white girl. They got back in after the murder. There was three black girls.
00:53:55
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guys we out out somehow That's right. right.
00:54:00
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Think about those scary movies. All those scary movies out there. Who screams first? The black girl or the white girl?
00:54:08
Speaker
The white girl scream, the black girl fight.
00:54:12
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She's from Louisiana. She's Caucasian. Ah, Caucasian. Caucasian. That's a good one, Eddie. That's a good one. She hit you with a lobster claw.
00:54:29
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She can miss around me trying to fight with crab legs.
00:54:34
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you have anything you want to promote? You know, we got this show we was talking about, That Food Maestro. We're going to steaming up some good eats.
00:54:48
Speaker
That food maestro. You can come and find some good eats. That food maestro. You might get to see Michael's meat.
00:55:06
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That was my session for you, I think. Hey, hey, that's strictly budget.
00:55:12
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It's strictly budget.
00:55:15
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Black folks always ask for more money. That's why they die first. I know what it is about it. because Or they eat up all the food. You got to kill them off. eating up all the damn budget right now. You got to kill them right now.
00:55:29
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That's why Black folks get killed in horror films. You got to eat a little sausage.
00:55:37
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<unk> all black bull you tear the horror films got eat a little sausage Well, Manny Long, you might love brother Mike. He got a doorstop. I was married. Nobody loves me, but my wife and my kids.
00:55:56
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Well, tickling helps. It does help. Tickling does make you smile.
00:56:06
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I'm John Henry over here. The log and two boulders.
00:56:14
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um the other the white meat.
00:56:19
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So you have no while nothing else do you want to promote that you do? i mean, you know, I mean, we do a little I'm not fortunate. it I don't know if you want to mention certain stuff. I know you do. Everything like this.
00:56:31
Speaker
So do a little personal training, you know, elevate, motivate, participate. We're all about, you know, just trying to make you better. know, so Instagram elevate, motivate, participate or elevate dot MP.
00:56:42
Speaker
And we don't we all about cooking healthy. finding ways to have some good eats, some good treats. It tastes really good, and it makes your body look real nice and neat.
00:56:53
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So that's called That Food Maestro. So by all means, if you want ah you want to follow, give a follow, please. Elevate.mp. M as in Mark, P as in Paul, or That Food Maestro, so you can see some of the dishes me and Mike by the cook-up.
00:57:14
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Right on. I can't thank you enough for being on with me tonight, man. That's all fun. Love it, bro. We'll do 300 movies next time. There's so much blaxploitation out there. we can but We can do three movies every couple of months or something like that. and yeah This is a good one.
00:57:30
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The next time rub into me on the street, sure, we'll talk about it.
00:57:38
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I don't even know what that means. I don't see doctors.
00:57:44
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I don't know where my teeth at. I don't know it still gets hard. That's all I can say. Robert Platinum, holler at me. Elevate.mp. Elevate.mp.
00:57:57
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Holler at me, Robert Platinum. I got you, bro. I give you a good rate, too. Random black dudes. I give you a white discount.
00:58:08
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that's right You've been a great guest co-host. appreciate your time, man. Thank you for stopping through and hanging out with me.
00:58:17
Speaker
Yeah, was the last time you were in the actual movies?
00:58:21
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ah When that cop had me pulled over to the side of the road and put his ah cop car camera on me. I thought was America's most wanted. I didn't realize I was just wickering all back. That's theater. What do say with theater?
00:58:35
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I mean, the theater was, don't know what theater was. It was whatever that damn street was, that was theater. so know movies really't need you got hidden popcorn hidden reese's pieces hidden skittles and kettle corn in the left or the right pocket you see me i got snacks for you baby
00:59:03
Speaker
what he did brother amelevate.mp i got you robert and elevate dot mp i got you robert
00:59:11
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That Y discount. I don't know what Y is, but I went and watched two movies this week. I went and watched two movies this week. give you a couple quick rundowns, spoiler-free reviews.
00:59:25
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I went and watched ah Now You See Me, Now You Don't with my wife. We both liked it a lot. It was fun. If you liked the other two, you'll like this one. Check it out if you like those movies. If you don't, and I don't want say it. Don't watch it.
00:59:38
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He goes, now you see me, now you don't. lot of fun. Good time. Jesse Eisenberg is just a fun kid. I like him. don't know. most Most of the time I like him. I didn't care for his Lex Luthor. It was okay. Not great.
00:59:50
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ah So that was all right. i'd I'd give that a two thumbs up. And then there's, ah what else did watch? Predator Badlands.
01:00:03
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Man. Man. How are you going to make an action movie about aliens on a killer planet? It's so goddamn boring. It's so goddamn boring. I mean, Alien of the Badlands,
01:00:16
Speaker
mean el had a bad that's a 20-year-old marriage right there. You done went there before? I'll keep going back.
01:00:25
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ah But yeah, I saw both those. I'm not going to recommend it. Predator Badlands. I did not care for it at all. It was lame. It was boring.
01:00:36
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Next week, I'll tell you what I thought of The Running Man. I'm going to watch that tomorrow. Other than that, I want to thank my guest co-host, the random black guy from the street. Thank you, my brother. I appreciate you coming on. My brother of another color.
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ah very much appreciate you. It's serious. It's coming out. I don't think it's out yet. i don't think I don't think it's out yet, but it's supposed to be out. I don't know. I know there was an animated one.
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there was an animated one called uh alien no no predator killer of killers predator killer of killers it was uh okay well thank you robert i appreciate that man very much so but we're gonna do this again random appreciate you yeah they fuck everything up they fuck everything up I appreciate you guys, man. Robert Platinum, Gen X, Gemini.
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Nonsensable Network, that's our boy Glick. Amanda Long, thank you very much for popping through. Brittany Cox, my co-host on Wednesday. Thanks for popping by. usa Give us a like, share, and subscribe. That would be fucking great.
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Boom. want also thank who else pops through here. Wally, Wally stopped in. Thanks for stopping in, Wally. Thanks for stopping through. Lazy. Appreciate you, brother.
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And I think that is everybody that popped through. Just some dude. That knob was here.
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And that's everybody. I got them all. Thanks, everybody, for watching. Appreciate you all. I will be back on Wednesday. Check us out tomorrow night. We're nonsensical nonsense. The big flagship show of the network.
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So stay right there. Here you
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I got married five weeks ago today to that fantastic punky North Carolina. I don't trust your judgment, but this song goes out to my neighbor.
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If I had a hammer, I'd build a house, sweetie. If I had a sailing ship, I'd take a trip with you.
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If I had the poet's hand, I'd write a verse, you would be. If I had the painter's touch on canvas, you would be.
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But I don't have a hand, and I don't have a ship. So I can't build you a house, and cannot take this trip.
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I'll never have a poet's name. Never will I have the famous race. For I will not write your verse, nor will I moralize your face.
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And also, you almost certainly
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Thank you for making my wish come true.