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Unnecessary Roughness: So much football
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Countdown to Start: Event Begins
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May I have your attention, please? It's time for the final countdown. The show starts in...
Sleepless Nights and Challenges
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I'm going to see some sleepless nights. Rough and tumble, call it game. Trash talk burning in the flame.
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We'll be right back.
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Just pacing in despair Sidelined straight with every call We'll be right back.
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Oh,
Welcome to 'Unrecognized' on Nonsense Woman Network
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happy Sunday. Welcome, welcome, welcome. It is time for Unrecognized Right here on the Nonsense Woman Network. You guys know me. It's your boy. And don't forget, as always, we got Rick in the building. Click and Rikki time. Clicky and Rikki time. Yay!
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So homo. It's 2025. Don't judge. Love is love. Love is love. I love you, man. love you. That makes me feel weird.
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See? This is why I just shut the fuck up most of the time. I feel dirty.
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No, I'm not a secret
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Douche.
Sports Rivalries: Ohio State vs. Michigan
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ah Just because, and we'll talk about that momentarily, but because it is that lovely time to be here. This one goes out to you, Rick, and all the Ohio State. Oh, my God. Get fucked.
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It's been thousands of days. I don't know the exact number since you last beat Michigan. Look, you've got to give me these last, like, six days before Ohio State stomps a mud hole in Michigan's ass.
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Yeah, because this year we should actually beat you. But you know what? We should beat you last year. And probably the year before that, too. No, the year before that, you guys went on to win the Natty, right?
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Yeah, the year before we were undefeated and won the Natty. Last year, we definitely should have beat you. Like, there was no... 20-plus point favorite.
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Hold. yeah And you drop the literally dropped the ball. Lots of times. Yes, but that's okay because then they went on to, and we can all be happy about this.
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Michigan went on a couple weeks later to smack the shit out of Alabama in the bowl. A couple times. Yes. we started We started the year kicking Alabama's ass, and we ended the year kicking Alabama's ass.
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Correct. So that's that's something we can all agree on and be happy about because fuck Alabama. Now, as soon as we can take turns like one week after the next beating Notre Dame's ass, I'll be really happy.
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That would be a amazing. like if we could If we could take him in week eight at home and then they had to travel to the big house in week nine and we both just fucking hung 60 on him, our year, even if we fucking lost to each other, our year would be totally worth it. Notre Dame getting fucking punched in the mouth two weeks in a row.
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yes Yes, so are they But you know what so You can even go three and let Penn State have one before either of us does And I don't like Penn State either so Yeah, well, you know, I think Man, well what how My, how the mighty have fallen What happened to Penn State Man, well, they fired a coach yeah They dropped three in a row and then fired a coach you know what you want?
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they have Jaffin on the tail of them? I think so And I don't know if they played. No. i have them I have the ones with the drive-in on them and the ones without the drive-in. they're the ones without just as good? Okay.
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I'm going order them and have them just shipped here. They'll be here Tuesday, so when you come back, they'll be here for you. I just want to go to the Nike store and the fucking Wrangler store if we can avoid that. Oh, come on, to Dad.
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And my phone case will be here Tuesday, too, which is good because I need that before I drive.
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but So to hold my phone while I'm driving. Your phone case? Hold her in the truck. winds shed barer I'm leaving for Myrtle on Wednesday. That was what i was to tell you. I will not be on next Sunday.
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Cool. Maybe we'll take next Sunday off. I will be driving back. so What's going on next weekend? Thanksgiving's Thursday.
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We have a lot of fucking games to pick this week. say Yeah, you know what? It might not be a bad thing to take next Sunday out because it is a holiday weekend and lots of things are going on. There's like three games. yeah Well, Detroit and Dallas always play on Thanksgiving.
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Not against each other necessarily, but they each always have a game. The Chiefs are playing too. gay i think Yeah, Packers, Lions, Chiefs,
NFL Discussions: Games, Injuries, and Predictions
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Cowboys, Ravens. On Thursday. All right.
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bengals ravens bengals ramons on thursday pay five that night bears in the eagles
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right I need you to get your phone and get on the Wrangler website and find what jeans you like so we know we we have an idea what we're looking for. Because this is an outlet. So it's going to 74,286 pairs of fucking jeans to look at. I'm not trying to spend six and a half hours in Wrangler store at the outlet looking for one pair of fucking jeans.
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Also, ah coming up here in just a few weeks, right before Christmas, is the... Thanks, Monjo....brow the pill stick.
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What a pattern. What a pattern. Happy birthday, girl. Happy birthday, he said. Thank All right. So, before we get into our picks, last week, went 7-7. Nice 500 on my picks.
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I went 9-5. You went 9-5. Did I go that good? Wow. And you were 4-2 on your lone wolves. I know for a fucking fact. One of them fell apart.
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But then again, so did the team. but Thursday night? Oh, dude. You guys win? We lost four more players Thursday to injury.
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What is it? Five interceptions? Eight sacks or some shit for a Josh Allen? No, five turnovers. They weren't interceptions. Not all of them. James Cook had a fumble. Dude, but eight is record high sacks on Josh Allen in a game.
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Until here in a few weeks when Miles miles Garrett puts 10 on his ass. I doubt that very highly considering Houston has the number one defense in the NFL. Their defense is no fucking joke, dude.
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Their defense is unbelievable. I was looking at the stats. Dude, if they make the playoffs, their defense did it.
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If they make the playoffs. Like, their defense is scary good.
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ah miles Miles Garrett has 15 sacks on the season so far. He's going over 20 this year. Oh, boy, from fucking Thursday night, racked up four all by himself.
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Miles had four Sunday ah against the Ravens. I thought he was going to tie his record of five, but he didn't. didn't Just quite didn't get it.
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So I went nine and five last week. That's not true. He went nine and five and four and two in your lone wolf. Do you have what we are in this season? ah No, but I could. You don't have our overalls?
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I'm sure I can pull that all up. I've got to find a. One, two.
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Week three we missed. I'd have to pull it all up, take a look and see. I'm sure I could. There'll stat worth knowing next week. I'll have it ready when you come back after you come back from vacation.
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Yep, I'll be day drinking all week. Well, Wednesday to Saturday. It's funny because last week I went four and one in our lone wolf picks. You went one and four. This week I went two and four and you went four and two.
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That's so funny. That's ironic. That's crazy. Yeah. So we'll roll into this week's picks real quick as the games are getting ready to start. So you guys can. Five and a half minutes.
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we can't You can't say we didn't have our picks in before, even though some people like to try to change their picks. I should have texted you mid-game. I don't want Buffalo anymore. I want Houston.
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Well, I'm going to tell you what. i see what's I see a trend that's happening with Buffalo, and I'm going to stop. They lose the season absolutely annihilate. I've cursed them again this year. Every time I pick them, they lose. When I don't pick them, they win. and You better fucking pick opposite me every time now. so we're going to go back to, not because I don't like Buffalo. I don't think Buffalo's going to win. Because he actually wants to see them do good, so he's going to pick against them.
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Yeah. We're going to start this week's picks with the Pittsburgh Steelers versus the Chicago Bears. Man, the Bears are looking great. I'm going with the Bears.
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yeah Aaron Rodgers is hurt. I don't know if he's playing or not. um He does have a fracture in his left wrist. they have not I believe they have announced Mason Rudolph is starting. Yeah, Mason Rudolph is starting. Did they finally announce that? Because I know a few hours ago, Shefty said he wasn't sure yet.
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Yeah, Aaron Rodgers' wrist won't play. Mason Rudolph is in. Oh, I'm definitely going Bears.
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Mason Rudolph still suffering from a severe brain injury served by one Miles Garrett. That's going to make him dumb enough to stand in the pocket and get fucked up over and over again. Not to shit on the Steelers because the Steelers have looked pretty good this season, and i know there's been some Steeler fans out there that are like, Aaron Rodgers is not our guy, he that it out but he's winning.
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Yep. ah But, man, that Bears team, what a turnaround from last year to this year with Caleb Williams. they They are on fire. They are the had their third in the NFC and they're first in the NFC North.
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So, shout out to the bear ears stop Bears. Bears. We got to take our game. That actually doesn't happen very often here in Ohio. no matter how bad they are, but it's happening today, Cleveland Browns game is blacked out.
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Wow. So I'm going have to do some live little streaming streaming off my fancy little app I have. Why is it blacked out? I couldn't tell you. I'm kind of surprised because they're playing the Raiders. Both teams are 2-8.
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But I would think with the way that Cleveland's defense is playing and the way that Myles Garrett is playing on a potentially record-setting season for Myles Garrett, um that they would want to put that all over TV, especially here in Ohio.
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But they're not. Oh, you guys just elevated Bailey Zappi from the practice squad. Ooh. And Shader Sanders is getting a start, baby. That's why it's blacked out, because nobody gives a fuck about him. If you ask who the is it, uh...
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if you ask a who the fuck is it ah The reason they blacked it out is because they're racist against Shadira Sanders being a black. You're probably right. Yeah. Yeah. I'm sure. That's why it's blacked out.
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Yeah. It has nothing to do with the fact that your kid is fucking terrible. Well, I mean, let's let's I said it before. i'm not a big fan of him. I don't believe the hype. I'm not buying the hype.
00:14:46
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But that potential to make us all eat shit. You know who he needs to go with? He needs to go sit underneath the Shanahan coach for a fucking season.
00:14:58
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What did you do? with I didn't do nothing. He needs to go follow the path that Sam fucking Darnold took. Sam fucking Darnold. Tell me I'm wrong.
00:15:09
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Go sit two seasons underneath the Shanahan coach and then come back. Hey, you know, you're not wrong because let's let's all be honest. Sam Darnold was a joke and now homeboy's been killing it.
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In the last two seasons, he's been on absolute fire. But I'm going with the Browns in that one versus the Raiders, obviously.
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um Rick, I'm assuming you're going Browns are you going Raiders? I'm going to go Raiders. oh Sorry. No, maybe a little rev reverse. like Maybe I'll uncurse the Browns.
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Yeah. Maybe maybe that's the problem. Maybe I'm cursing the Browns by picking them. Yeah, ah the yeah New England Patriots versus the Kentucky Bengals.
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Joe Burrow is still out. I'm going Pat Riots. That would be a smart pick.
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Patriots are absolute fire this season. I know you don't like to hear that or see that, especially after The 20-some years that they spent spanking your asses. did you Real quick, did you see the hit in the Nebraska-Penn State game that was so hard it knocked the paint off old boy's helmet?
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I can't say that I did. They hit and paint chips flew off of his fucking helmet. Dude. I just saw a clip of it. um
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So I'm going Pat Riots because they are just looking that fucking good. Yep, ah and and it's the Bengals, and the Bengals are just that fucking bad. That fucking bad. ah The Giants versus the Lions, and tight end Sam Laporta is out for the season. And the Giants are on an interim head coach because they fri fired Brian Daybol.
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Did they finally fire him? Yep, and he's already talking to try to go back to be some sort of OC in Buffalo, whether it be side-by-side with Brady or under him.
00:17:14
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because he says he says, I know what Josh Allen needs to be successful. And you know what? He's not fucking wrong. Hey.
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Because cause Josh Allen's not successful. Not the success he had when Brian Dayball was his O.C. Because he's a fucking twat.
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I'm going to go with the Detroit Leones on this one. Yeah, I'm going with the Leones, as you said, with as well. And that one, i think the Giants. The Giants are just bad. Yeah, they're just – I think Jackson Dart is back this week.
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It doesn't matter. No, because he lost his fucking pit bull for the season. Who, by the way, is killing it on video game streaming. Yeah, not only that, but snaps his ankle in half, flopping around on the fucking field.
00:18:07
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Homeboy was at WWE Monday Night Raw in the front row. And he was at the UFC Saturday. and he got to do a little bit of a scuffle on Raw. I saw that. up but him and Jalen Carter.
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Who, by the way, i don't think anybody in the w WWE roster wants to really throw hands with Jalen Carter. Let's be real. Fucking monster. The only one who might would be Brock Lesnar, that's because he is an ex-football player. Maybe Braun Breaker. But the guys that never played football don't truly understand what Jalen Carter can do to you. No, I was like...
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It wasn't Jalen Carter. Abdul Carter. Abdul Carter. Yeah, I knew it a Carter. ah Out of Penn State. I love missing Cam Scadaboo. I really did. both Scadaboo. Scadaboo. If you're with Key and Peele, you understand the Scadaboo. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
00:19:01
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Cam Airbonds, Scadaboo. Yeah. This dude is just everywhere, man. I love him. He's a little he's a little pit bull, man. I can't wait to see him. He's all over my Facebook with reels of him streaming.
00:19:14
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I got to call JD. We got to get Dart up here to play. I got to call JD to get up here play. That's awesome. is He is great.
00:19:26
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Nothing but sheer entertainment from that boy. Yes, it is great. ah Speaking of the NFC North, we got a showdown between Minnesota and Green Bay. Well, the Jets and the Ravens just kicked off.
00:19:44
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Yeah, everybody's kicked off for the 1 o'clock game. All right, so Minnesota and Green Bay kicking off right now. I'm going to go with ah Josh Jacobs is out, but I don't think he plays for Green Bay anymore, does he?
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No, he got traded. No, that was Jacoby Myers got traded from Las Vegas. So many of these guys have such similar names, it really fucks my game up. Yeah. Either way, I think Minnesota is going to pull this one out.
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But I think it's going to be a close game. No big names for Green Bay that... ah other than ne Other than Tucker Craft, but he's done for the season with an Achilles. so Carson Wentz is out with the shoulder injury wow for the Vikings. But J.J.' 's starting anyway. Tyron Taylor gets to start for the J-E-T-S. Jets, Jets, Jets.
00:20:42
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Nice. You went Vikings in that one? Yeah, I'm going Vikings. You know, I've been doing it all season. I'm going to stick with it. I'm going to go Vikings, even against my better judgment. I think the Pack will win that one. But I'm going Vikings because I've been doing it all season.
00:20:57
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The Seattle Sea Chickens versus the Tennessee Titans. Sea Chickens, for sure. Jalen Milrow is inactive.
00:21:09
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ah That's about it for Seattle. Seattle. Calvin Ridley is out for Titans and some other guys. First down Giants.
00:21:21
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The Titans are going for the number one pick overall again this year. think it's a safe bet to go with the Sea Chickens. yep you think the Do you think the Titans waste their number one pick on another quarterback? It looked like Green Bay all over again or Cleveland all over again. Yeah.
00:21:42
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Exactly. How many quarterbacks do need? I don't know. We got seven. We might need them all. You never know. Cleveland, you're turning them over right now. was going to say everybody everybody was critical on Cleveland for having five quarterbacks, and guess what? We've used all five of them this season. And then got rid of them.
00:22:01
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hill the bills live in The Bills live in the mentality with Josh Allen that everybody eats. And Cleveland lives in the mentality of who everybody feeds so we can't eat. so Yeah, Cleveland's interesting. ah This is a game that i got that I'm curious to see how it goes.
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It is an AFC... matchup against the indianapolis colts and the trying to survive and make the playoffs kansas city chiefs who are only listed as in the hunt they are not in a wild card spot by the way i'm going colts with this one i really hi i am going
Colts vs. Chiefs Game Analysis
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colts danny dimes and taylor connect for 150 yard day and um nice um
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So in the last eight years that um Kermit the Frog has been the quarterback there in Kansas City.
00:23:09
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This is the most losses they've had in one season. This is the most losses that they've had and in one season so far. But also at the same time, seven of those eight seasons have either been Super Bowl or ended in the AFC championship game.
00:23:25
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crazy right well so they said last week i saw that every single team that won their division last year in the afc is either out of or in the hunt for the playoffs right now wow kansas
NFL Standings and Playoff Scenarios
00:23:40
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city baltimore buffalo and houston not one of the four has a guaranteed playoff spot right now in the Flea Flicker, deep ball by Dart, touchdown Giants. Nice. Your top four teams are Denver.
00:23:56
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Indy. Denver, New England, Indy, and Pittsburgh. Yeah. And by the way, Pittsburgh barely has a winning record. Yeah. And then your three wild card, your top three in the wild card are the Chargers, Jacksonville, and Buffalo. Oh, it wasn't even Dart that threw the touchdown pass. I don't know who threw it.
00:24:17
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Hmm. Hang on. Let's see
00:24:23
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see. James Winston passed to one. l Robinson, 39 yard TD. It was Winston. Okay. I miss you, buddy.
00:24:34
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Yeah. So your number one team in the AFC North is six and four. They barely have a winning record right now. leave And Mason Rudolph just threw an interception, by the way.
00:24:47
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was Shocking.
00:24:51
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um And then you got the New York Jets versus the Baltimore Ravens, who the Browns should have fucking beat last week. Bro, I'd piss my pants if the fucking Jets pull one off right here.
00:25:04
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I would laugh my dick off. But i don't think they will. I'm going Ravens in this one.
00:25:14
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Price picks has Baker Mayfield discount. If he gets at least one yard, you get that pick right. Jesus Christ. I'm going Ravens on this one. Great. Vikings just booted a field goal.
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Nice.
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And then ah
00:25:35
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then for your 4 o'clock or 425 games, you got the Jaguars versus the Cardinals. Jags. Honestly, Jags.
00:25:47
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Weird to say, but the Jags. Dude, the Jags are rolling this year. They're not. They don't look. They definitely don't look as bad as they did last year. That's for sure.
00:26:00
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They are.
00:26:05
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What? Hold on a damn minute.
00:26:13
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How about the Titans are at the 21-yard line right now? Nice. Fake. Throw. Oh, I almost got Sacagawea. Then you got the Eagles and the Cowboys.
00:26:27
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And I believe I heard a stat, interesting stat, for as good as the Eagles have been lately. even Jalen Hurts has never won in Dallas? Nope. So he's looking to get his first W in in Dallas. I didn't know. I don't think it's going happen, honestly.
00:26:43
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dallas Dallas is one missing piece short of going through the playoffs. We all know that. We all know what that missing piece is. But we don't know how to we don't know what to put there to fix it.
00:26:56
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Yeah. I mean, other than anybody other than Dak Prescott. But um because it's it's amazing how he can have such great games and then have such terrible games. Yeah, like ah like a flip the switch from one game. If you look at inconsistency in quarterbacks, there's a picture of Dak Prescott right next to it. because The dude can throw five touchdowns and put 40 points on the board against a team he's got no business putting 40 points up against and then play a team like the Jets and they lose 21-20.
00:27:34
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Yeah, exactly. it it It's mind-boggling. Yeah, and it's crazy. you know when When he got hurt, what was it, last season? I think it was. He was out four or five games or maybe the season before. and Cooper Rush came in.
00:27:48
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Cooper Rush was undefeated as a starter. And it's like, oh, Dak's back. you And you just fall apart. Yeah, and you fall apart. and and And in all honesty, that season, I think with the way that – um Cooper Rush was playing in the way they were winning, they could have made the playoffs.
00:28:09
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Yeah. But Dak is in the building. You're back to the bench, Coop. I'm going to go ahead and I'm going to say that Jalen finally gets his big win in Dallas and it's going to be the Eagles.
00:28:22
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I'm going to actually go Dallas on this one. Mostly because I need Dak to put up some fantasy points. Well, I mean, Dak can still put up fantasy points and lose. We just discussed that.
00:28:33
Speaker
You're I mean, I had Dak a few years in football. And, i mean, they played Cleveland a few years back, and Dak put up insane numbers.
00:28:47
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But at halftime, they were also down, like, 35 to 7. And then he they came back, and I think they lost, like, 21 to 35 or whatever. But Dak put up stupid numbers that day.
00:29:00
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I actually made a smart decision for a change. oh I started Wendell Robinson. He's already got a touchdown. Normally, he's riding on the buck and wooden seahorse.
00:29:12
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But not this time.
00:29:17
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Oh, in the last 4 o'clock game, you got the Falcons versus the Saints. Let's just say nobody cares. Dude, no doubt. No doubt nobody cares. We have to pick one or the other other the clock.
00:29:31
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Is the clock an option? Can we pick clock? push Michael Penix is out. He's done for the season. He has reconstructive knee surgery. yeah yeah This, by the way, is sixth reconstructive knee surgery.
00:29:50
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His sixth one? I think it's time to hang up the cleats. What a wasted draft pick, huh? i mean, yeah ah yeah you never know what's going to happen.
00:30:01
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Now you got Kirky 2 Chainz. But it might be time to hang the cleats up, man, if this is your sixth one. Now you've got the best hustler in the NFL as your starting QB.
00:30:13
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but And I say that meaning the best hustler in the NFL. The only man to make as much money as Tom Brady and only make one playoff game in his career. One playoff game, yeah.
00:30:28
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And he didn't even win it. Nope.
00:30:34
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ah Yeah, like you said, Penix is out. Obviously, he's done for the season. It's probably your biggest injury. Camara just got caught on again. And Camara questionable. Again, he's been questionable every week. Yeah, he's going to play. He's going to play every week. But because it's a it's a matchup rivalry game in the same division, he'll play. I guarantee it.
00:31:00
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yeah I'm actually going to go with, funny enough, I think because they're using Kirky 2 Chainz, they're going to rely heavily on Bijan.
Atlanta Falcons' Strategy and Performance
00:31:10
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So I'm going to go with Atlanta on this one.
00:31:13
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Yeah, I was going to say. Now, this against my better judgment because I seriously think that New Orleans could potentially win this game, no problem. But atlanta Atlanta has this weird thing. Beating teams they have no business beating and losing to teams they should walk all over.
00:31:31
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Yeah, exactly. You get shut out by Carolina and then you beat the Bills. Come the fuck on.
00:31:40
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So I'm going to go with Atlanta. Yeah, I'm going mainly mainly because my boy. Kurti Ice, Kurt 2 Chainz is in the building. Biggest roster in NFL history.
00:31:54
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I'll go with the Falcons. I do love me some Kurt Cousins, man. And you know what? Fantasy players, if you've got play fantasy football, if you're in a two-quarterback league like I am, Kurt Cousins is not a bad option.
00:32:07
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If he's available. If one-quarterback league, don't take him. yeah there's Yeah, there's plenty of other options. But kurt know one thing about Kurt is he puts up a lot of fucking fantasy points. He may not win the game. That's because he can't run for shit, so he puts up a lot of yards passing.
00:32:20
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and That's okay. But I'm going with the Falcons in that one as well. um Excuse me. The Falcons. Oh, intercepted! Patty Mahomes just got intercepted.
00:32:33
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Did he get it? Nope, they downed him at the two-yard line. Hell yeah. Yeah.
00:32:40
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Sunday night foosball. We got the Tampa Bay Baconeers versus the Los Angeles Rams.
00:32:52
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Chicago touchdown. um Dude, I don't even want to touch this game, to be honest with you. um Godwin could make his return.
00:33:04
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Indy's in the end zone. Off the off the Kermit the Frog turnover, Michael Pittman in the end zone. really know I really don't want to touch that game, dude. um Oh, man.
00:33:20
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Xavier Smith is questionable for the Rams with concussion. Tyler Higbee is done. Touchdown Green Bay. Tutu Atwell is IR as well.
00:33:34
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um Rams got some injuries, man. I think we're going to go with Tampa on this one.
00:33:48
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Yeah, ah you know me. I'm going with the Bucs. That might become my new favorite team after this season. I may be done with the Browns and become a Tampa fan. You're such a liar.
00:33:58
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A bad liar at that. I say it every season. I'm going to be a free agent fan. I swear to God, I can't do it with this team anymore, man. I've tried for 40 years, it's just a like a handful, and I mean a very small handful of seasons have been good. Outside of that, they've all been dog shit. Monday night, Fuseball.
00:34:29
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The Panthers, surprisingly, Right up. Tampa Bay's acts. And the NFC South. ah Monday night, the Carolina Panthers take on the San Francisco I
00:34:52
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can't believe going to say this.
00:34:56
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Carolina. David Moore's out for the Panthers, Nick Bosa.
00:35:11
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Is Joey still in the league or is he retired? Joey's with Buffalo. busy he You never hear anything about him. You don't hear anything about Nick really that much either. yeah He's doing his thing in Buffalo, man.
00:35:24
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You know who else has been real fucking quiet this year? JJ Watt. Or TJ Watt. He did the same thing I did like a couple weeks ago. Fucking idiots. Why would you name your kids with J's?
00:35:37
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Back to back. j j Stupid mother. How many times you think their mom fucked up? JJ! I mean, fuck! What are you, J's? Get the fuck up here!
00:35:48
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Yeah. Um...
00:35:53
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but um Yeah. ah You know, the the ongoing debate, who's better, Miles or please I mean, it's been proven every season that Miles is better.
00:36:05
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TJ has a whopping six sacks on the entire season. And Miles is chasing 20. Yeah. walk walk think of i think a better i think a better comparison would be Miles or do Micah's a monster. There's other guys out there that are so much better than TJ that play that position that you could have that that conversation and put him in a conversation with Miles Garrett.
00:36:33
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yeahp I think it's the rivalry thing. I think it's the rivalry thing. I guess. You said Panthers. Yeah, I'm going to go with the Panthers on this one, sadly, which is weird, but whatever. um Man, I'm almost with you, but I'm going forty nine years um um i know um this is i Believe it or not, this was tough for me to kind of come down to 49ers are the 49ers. They're doing what the 49ers are. The Panthers, man, they they look good this year. lets school jaw and The Jets, ah jets Ravens, Mitchie III shoving around a Ravens player. They're taking shots at each other's faces.
00:37:16
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um Bryce Young's looking good this season, man. And I need him to feel look good tomorrow night because I needed a quarterback this weekend. Looking good is relative term to how bad he looked the prior two. Well, that's what I'm saying. That is totally a relative term to how terrible. But also, you're talking about a Carolina Panthers team that in the last two, three years have won a combined six games.
00:37:39
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And they're six and four right now. They're literally on the heels of Tampa Bay and the NFC South. Oh yeah they could there They could potentially make the wildcard slot in the and NFC. ah Let's see. Let's see. to the to dam NFC, your leaders are Philly, LA, Chicago, and Tampa Bay. Your current wildcard three are Seattle, Green Bay, San Francisco, and then at five,
00:38:09
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is the Carolina Panthers. So they are definitely in the hunt. ah So mean they they good they could they could surprise some people. okay And we got some more picks here that we got to make. Thursday, Thursday. will not be here next weekend, so you might as well pick all the way through. So we're gonna you want to go all the way through ah next week?
00:38:33
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Might as well if I'm not going to be here. Let's do it. I'll actually go ahead and do week 13.
00:38:40
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I'll scratch that out. excuse me me maybe maybe Week 13. Thursday Day. Turkey Day games, man. Obviously, we've got the Packers and the Lions.
00:38:52
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It's tradition. That's always a ah tough game. It is. I think Detroit's going to win that one, though. The Packers are just way more hurt than Detroit is right now.
00:39:04
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Let's take a peeky peek. ah Packers... Jalen Reed. Got some linemen out.
00:39:17
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Tucker Craft is out.
00:39:22
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Josh Jacobs is out. he's still He is still there. He's out with a knee injury. bro Mason Rudolph has the worst dirty Sanchez mustache I've ever seen in my life. Mason Rudolph is such a twat.
00:39:34
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First down, Pittsburgh. As we talked earlier, Sam Laporte is out for the season. Wow.
00:39:43
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but Like you said, this is always this is always a good game on Thanksgiving Day. and don't think they're going to disappoint. I'm going go Pack Go. pat go I'm going Detroit. I'm going go with the Packers in this one, man. It's always, always a barn burner.
00:40:02
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ah Then we've also got the Dallas Cowboys taking on the Kansas City Queefs. I'm going to Cowboys in this one. Why? Because it's Thanksgiving. And They seem to show up on Thanksgiving Day.
00:40:17
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Cowboys versus the Queefs? Yeah. I'm going to go Cowboys on that one, too. another I can't believe I'm saying this, but ah you know it'll be another good Turkey Day football game.
00:40:30
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ah Then you also have to wrap up your Thanksgiving games. We'll all be asleep and nobody cares, but this will be an easy pick for you to believe.
00:40:43
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Thursday night, the Bengals of Kentucky versus the Ravens.
00:40:51
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Ravens. Yep. The old Ravens in that one as well. Mainly because fuck Cincinnati. And anytime they lose, it makes they make me happy. so yeaha Makes me feel good about the other shitty team in Ohio that I happen to root for every week.
00:41:13
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And then i your Black Friday game on Amazon, Friday afternoon, the Bears versus the not Bears. I've never seen this one on Thursday night.
00:41:25
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I would much prefer this over the Kentucky Ravens game. Yeah. To TJ Hocketson, just got fucking devastated. Nice. I'm going to go with the Bears. Just got devastated.
00:41:38
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on Jesus. Never saw the hit coming from behind. Wa-pow! Take that, Mitch. McDowell just knocked him back to college. I'm going to go with the Bears in that one. That should be a good game.
00:41:52
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I do think I'm going to go with the Bears on that one also. Yeah, I think that's going to be a good game, man. The Bears, like we discussed earlier, the Bears are looking surprisingly really good this year, and I do say really good because they are looking really good.
00:42:05
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Yep. I don't know how. um Caleb Williams, you know, he's he's doing his damn thing. So I ain't mad at him. And the Eagles are the Eagles. You know, they're going do what they do.
00:42:18
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um But.
00:42:23
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And I think that's it for the Thursday. Yep. Rolling to Sunday. 49ers versus the Browns.
00:42:35
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Next Sunday.
00:42:40
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Man, I want Cleveland to win that one so bad. Just
00:42:45
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because I think their defense is capable of holding the Niners to like not even 14 points.
00:42:52
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But I don't think their offense is good enough to put up 15 points. yeah yeah Exactly. it is That's the biggest problem. like I firmly believe they can hold the Niners defense to for or offense to 14 points, but I just don't think their offense can put up 15 to win.
00:43:10
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Yeah. i struggle That's my struggle with Cleveland constantly, dude. Like I said, I know my feelings on Chigarh Sanders right now. im this is gonna be Today is going to be his first full-on start.
00:43:28
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Curious to see what he does. Yeah.
00:43:32
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i you know I may have to eat shit on all the shit that I talked about him leading up to the draft. I doubt it very highly. and don't think it's going to happen, but I'm prepared to eat a big plate of shit if I have to. if goes on In the same breath, I don't think that the 49ers defense could stop Quidshot Junkins if Cleveland chooses to really put a rush on. o so Nobody has. He's a leading Russian rookie this year.
00:44:02
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I and don't want to do it, but I have to go with the 49ers on this. I think Kittle finds a way to put it together, too, though. Mm-hmm. Well... He's due for a game, too.
00:44:15
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Yeah, he's been quiet this season. He is 1,000% due for a good game. mean um I'm a man of my word. And and if I say I'm going to do something, I do it. And I said that I'm rolling. I'm picking the Browns every week.
00:44:29
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And I'm going to pick the Browns in this one, too. Not because I think they're going win, but because I said I was going to. Sunday afternoon, late game.
00:44:43
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The Buffalo Bills versus the Pittsburgh Steelers.
00:44:50
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In Pittsburgh.
00:44:55
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It's an easy pick for you. You're going to Bills. I'm going to go Steelers just to break the curve. Thank you. Not going to pick the Bills.
Jaguars vs. Titans Game Discussion
00:45:09
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Let's see what else we got going on next weekend. Jaguars versus the Titans.
00:45:14
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The Jags. Oh, yeah. The Titans won another number one overall quarterback pick. that They'll waste on a quarterback. Legit. Next Sunday afternoon, this could be an interesting game, as we've seen Thursday night.
00:45:33
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And by the way, those all-red junies that the Texans were wearing looked fucking good. Dude. By the way, got to give props to our boy Brian, who literally talked with me that whole entire game.
00:45:49
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Oh, did he really? Nice. At at no point. did he trash on the Bills at no point. He literally, that game ended and he said that was a phenomenal game.
00:46:02
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Like that was a great game to watch. That was, the I was going to say, Thursday, that if you're a Bills fan and not because we lost, like a loss is a loss. They're going to happen.
00:46:13
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The reason that game hurt so bad was watching four players get hurt, watching Josh get absolutely annihilated behind a shattered O-line.
00:46:23
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yeah Like, those guys couldn't they couldn't stop nothing. So that's the reason that game. But for a game, yes, it was a great game.
00:46:34
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Yeah, it was a great game. Brian's credit, he never once said, ha-ha, Buffalo sucks. He never said anything like that. All he did was say, man, what a game. And I appreciate that a lot.
00:46:48
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That's Brian for you right there. Yep. That is Brian right there. Stand up, dude. Houston and Cleveland have played each other a few times in the last and recent years. Kelsey in the end zone, fucking home. ah um They've got a little back and forth, you know, win one, lose one, win one, lose one. But hell of a game Thursday night. And like I said, those unis were on fire. know they're red.
00:47:11
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that Those red, that all red uni was on fire. I love it. ah But speaking of the Titans, this is going to be an interesting game next Sunday. The Texans versus the Colts.
00:47:24
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That should be another good one.
00:47:28
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If the Texans play the c Colts like that, the Bills are going win.
00:47:34
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I agree 100%. I'm going to pick the Colts in that one.
00:47:42
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I'm going to go Houston. Texans.
00:47:48
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Saints versus Dolphins. Again, a game nobody really gives a rat's ass about, but I'm going to go Dolphins. My boy Skylar Thompson's back in the building. He's not. actually I have no idea where Skylar Thompson is. but Wherever it is, five tutties. Five tutties.
00:48:08
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Hey, he can wind up in the UFL, man, and he can get those five tutties and let him get five tutties in one game, and you better believe going to come out here and be like, hu I told you.
00:48:21
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That is the best. The best. But I'm going to go with the Dolphins in that one. The Dolphins are... I'm going go with the Dolphins. They're finally starting to put some shit together. Yeah, they're not a good team, but they are starting to kind of come around.
00:48:33
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And <unk> they've had... They got a big win over Buffalo. Oh, they took the touchdown off. They did get a win last week over Washington.
00:48:45
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Their last four games, they've won three of. so You know, a little turnaround for the Dolphins.
00:48:55
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Well, you know what you know it started it all? Mike McDaniel got Tua to finally wear a Guardian cap.
00:49:05
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Maybe. ah Now it's Tua Toadstool, not Tua Toadstool. Those guys literally look like a a human version of Toad from Mario Brothers. Nice. In another game that I don't think anybody gives a rat's ass about, the Falcons versus the Jets.
00:49:22
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The Falcons.
00:49:26
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Who just scored? Who was it? I'm going to go Falcons in that one as well because... D.K. Metcalf in the end zone for the squadron. Outside of the Cleveland Browns game where the Jets look like an absolute powerhouse, you're welcome from the Cleveland Browns fan base. You're welcome, Jets. They have been atrocious all season.
00:49:46
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and I think they've got some. they they' They've lost. but Didn't they lose? ah
00:49:52
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bru my bench they Yeah, Brees Hall's back. They benched Justin Fields please for Tyrod Taylor.
00:50:01
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Ouch. How's that make you feel as a starting quarterback? Tyrod fucking Taylor? How about Pittsburgh's got 14 points with Mason Rudolph at the helm?
00:50:13
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Okay, fair enough. I believe it's 14. I could be wrong. um Robinson's having a fucking game for New York, boy. You got um the Buccaneers versus the Cardinals. Obviously, I'm going Bucs.
00:50:33
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Next Sunday. I'm sorry. Say that one more time. I was watching. Tampa versus Yeah.
00:50:43
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yeah but sir That's an easy career. Although, what the fuck? Jacoby Brissett putting up 60 goddamn fantasy points last week? i don't I don't know.
00:50:55
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That's why I lost last week in my and my personal league. Is it really? i was dominating for a change. who Here comes Jacoby Brissett. Whose dumbass picked up Jacoby Brissett?
00:51:07
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Our current fantasy football league leader. He needed a quarterback, and he just picked him up and threw him in there.
00:51:19
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Oh, Jesus Christ. And then he went fucking it insane. ah The Rams versus the Panthers.
00:51:33
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Rams. Yeah. Definitely going Rams in that one. Vikings and sea chickens. Vikings. Wait. Wait.
00:51:45
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Yay. That is Sam fucking Darnold coming back into Minnesota and playing Minnesota again. Yeah.
00:52:00
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Might go sea chickens. think I'm going to go sea chickens on that, actually.
00:52:07
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Yeah, I'm going to go Seahawks on that one. Oh, man. I want to say Vikings.
00:52:17
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I've been riding with the Vikings all season.
00:52:22
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Might as well stay on this ship. I'm going Vikings. You're going to sync with your shit, huh? I am. I am. Raiders Chargers. That's an easy pick. They'll be Chargers all day long, son.
00:52:40
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Chargers. Yeah. I was going to say, did you really have to think about that one? No, I was looking at something and it threw me off. ah Sunday night game. The Denver Broncos versus the Commanders.
00:52:54
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Broncos. Bo Nix in the Broncos, baby. Yep.
00:53:03
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And then we got Monday night. The Giants of New Jersey taking on the Patriots of New England.
00:53:13
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Pat Riott's. easy Although the Giants are up 10-0 right now.
00:53:22
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And then what we got next? Oh, my God. The Titans actually show a little bit of life against the Sea Chickens. They're going to fuck up their first pick overall. Oh, shit.
00:53:33
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And then next thursday the following Thursday, because we always pick Thursday games, the Cowboys versus the Lions. i'm going Lions. Lions. Thursday night game. I believe that game's in Detroit, too, so I'm going Lions.
Thanksgiving NFL Traditions
00:53:48
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I can double check and find out. I believe you are right.
00:53:52
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Yes, it is. Yeah, I'm going Lions. Going Lions in that one. So we got our week 12 and our week 13 picks in the book because you will be on vacation next week.
00:54:06
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And we probably won't do a show next week. Unless I have a fill-in co-host. don't know where our attorney would be. Yeah. ah Let's go, birds. What's up, 215?
00:54:20
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What up with you, brother? Appreciate you swinging by, gang. Yeah, I don't know, man. He's probably on the golf course somewhere. the Before we wrap up today, let's talk a little... ah Saturday, college foosball. Oh, my gosh. Here we go with this. ah i think I think as far as our teams go, Michigan and Ohio State, they did exactly what they should have done ah yesterday and absolutely slaughter their opponents.
00:54:53
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The SEC was taking a break playing cupcakes last last last yesterday. Someone's worried. um was ah What was their... Oregon and USC was a big matchup game, ah which was a close game.
00:55:12
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Until the second half. Yeah, for a little minute. And then Oregon said, well, this is about enough of this bullshit. And they signed away with it. Yeah, slapped the shit out of USC. Yep. Our favorite team, the Notre Dame fighting Irish. Mm-hmm.
00:55:31
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Absolutely slobbered, knocked the hell out of... and My brain hurts trying to talk about them. I can't formulate words. 70-7 over Syracuse. Because, you know, Notre Dame is the greatest football team ever.
00:55:45
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Yeah, we'll go with that. Fucking Notre Dame. I'm pretty sure Green Bay just had one of their sideline players hurt one of their on-field players with a poke to the throat. ah Jesus.
00:55:57
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Pretty sure that's what happened. Texas is beat up on Arden Sahlberg. Buddy, Alabama had a tough game yesterday, man. Yeah, they did. I saw that, man. They played Eastern Illinois. they They barely got away with this win.
00:56:09
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I was worried for Alabama. Yeah, I saw um Georgia struggled a good bit against Charlotte, too. Yes. I mean, they gave up three points, and I didn't think they were going give up any.
00:56:20
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Yeah. um But in the big story of the day, Georgia Tech... on their Cinderella season, goes down noh la to unranked Pitt.
00:56:37
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And they didn't just go down. They went down in a blaze of fucking glory. They lost by two scores. They threw away their spot in the ACC championship. They had to win that.
00:56:52
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Yep. Well, they can still make the ACC, but they have another week to figure it out. Because they have to play the Bulldogs of Georgia on Black Friday.
00:57:04
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Yeah. And I don't think they'll beat Georgia, to be honest with you. Your current conference standings are Virginia, number one, Pittsburgh, number two, and SMU, number three. Let's go, Pittsburgh.
00:57:23
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let's go Southern Missing University Mustangs. what what Let's go. Unbelievable. ah And Georgia Tech is in fourth.
00:57:37
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So need some wins. you need some losses. No, they won't get it. They need to beat Georgia, and they need all three teams to lose. Yeah. So, I mean, yeah, ah SMU is taking on Cal next week.
00:57:54
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They just slapped the shit out of Louisville. Pitt is taking on Miami next week. Yep. So that's good.
00:58:06
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Or it's going to leapfrog Miami over Georgia Tech. Well, Miami is currently sitting below Georgia Tech in the ACC standings. Oh, safety. oh no.
00:58:17
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He fumbled it. And the fucking Steelers recovered in the end zone for a touchdown. And Virginia is playing... There was TJ Watt fucking whipped Caleb Williams right over his shoulder, German suplex style. Nice. Slammed him to the dirt, caused a fumble, and and somebody else recovered in the end zone.
00:58:43
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But Virginia is playing the lowly Virginia Tech next week, so... yeah i don't think I don't think the ACC is going change much. I think it's going to be as of right now. and I'm going to say Pitt and
00:59:03
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ah in the ACC. Oh, the Bengals just picked off Drake May. And he's in for a score. I will say. You're about to get totally annihilated by teams that are supposed to win going to not win.
00:59:21
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Cameron. Why do you think I died? I've been here every week. You're the one that fell off the face of the planet. yeah Yeah, Rich i reach here every week. the um James Madison stays alive last night, yesterday. That's another one that just baffles me. ah Indiana was on a bye week.
00:59:43
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So, and Ohio State continued their undefeated stretch against Rutgers. There was really no big matchups last night or yesterday in college football. Nope. And in the rankings, the top 11 stayed exactly where they were.
00:59:59
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Vandy moved up one. Miami moved up two. Utah State at 14. Shittigan moved up 2-15. Texas up 2-16. Virginia up 2-17. Tennessee up 2-18.
01:00:14
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And Georgia Tech falls 7 with their loss. Damn. USC falls 4 with their loss to number 20. Then JMU up 1.
01:00:26
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University of North Texas, the Mean Green. Yeah. and twenty two up one and Tulane University up two opening up spots 24 and 25 to Pitt and SMU in going into this so that was just a really fast run out of your top 25 yeah yeah that
01:01:01
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Been mad.
College Football Rivalry Week
01:01:06
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Next week, the elephant in the room. Rivalry week. I know. What a week for me to fucking miss the podcast, right?
01:01:14
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I know. but i mean i don't blame you. After last year, I was i was a bit of a ah a little bit of ah a prick after that win. But... but But justly deserved because yeah go into Columbus, Ohio to the toilet bowl and you're heavily, heavily, heavily underdog.
01:01:39
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OSU favored by more than 20 points to win at home. And they shit to bed. And then they throw a temper tantrum because a flag got planned in. Mind you, the same fan base that lost their minds, cried like a bunch of little baby back bitches, Ohio created a law saying you can't do that no more. That same fan base is now has odds and are betting on who's going to plant the OSU flag in Michigan.
01:02:09
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Which player? No, you regret i hope I hope they do. And I hope Michigan shows what a class team does and doesn't go out there and throw a temperature. That, or I hope some, like, senior defensive lineman goes out there and completely destroys the knee of whichever player does it.
01:02:29
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I'm going to show you what a class team. fan of Ohio State does when they win. And I'm just going say, hey, good game. Sorry about your loss. No, you're not. good fuck i'm not You watch. You watch. the fuck you're not You watch. come on.
01:02:42
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you watch you might say that and they go and I didn't say anything about what i was going said afterwards. I just said the first thing I was saying to you is from a classy fan such as myself. You know better. This is a man who has called me Francis for the last seven fucking years. Because it's your fucking name, and I don't know why you tell anybody else otherwise. but You need to quit lying to the world, Pick and Lumpio.
01:03:15
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No, I do not think Michigan will win this game. um and And I'll say not Ohio State, and I'm not buying the Super Saiyan kid. I'm not buying all the hype on this kid. I'm not either. Wide receivers are nasty.
01:03:31
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Dude, when you're when one of your wide receivers is literally named Lamar Bo Jackson, That kid has to be a Hall of Famer or he's going to be the biggest letdown in the family's history.
01:03:46
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Yes, exactly. Yeah, yeah Jeremiah Smith and Tate, like I said. He is named after two Hall of Famers. Right? ah Yeah, man. i Like I said, I'm not sold on saying...
01:04:03
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I know, ah you know, everybody, he's the second coming of Jesus Christ in Ohio. Nope, nope. Well, maybe in Ohio, but you're wrong. I was in Ohio. Second coming. and and What a fucking dime.
01:04:15
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Smith and Jigba on a fucking dime pass from Sam fucking Darnold. Super contested. i bet that was 70-yard play.
01:04:27
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Super contested. And Smith and Jigba hits it in the o wall, hits it and the as the coverage falls down after him, and then backwards walks into the end zone. Yeah, next week will be fun in college football, obviously.
01:04:44
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Ohio State game, you've got Oregon and Washington, ah Georgia, Georgia Tech. Bama Auburn in the Iron Bowl.
01:04:57
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Bama-Auburn. Yeah.
01:05:01
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Fucking stupid-ass Notre Dame.
01:05:05
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They should be off next week. No, they're playing Stanford next week. No, they should be off next week because when you don't have a conference, you can't have a rival. Well, this is true. Dude, they're playing at 1030 next Saturday night.
01:05:18
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Good. Nobody gives a fuck about that game. Yeah. Because Stanford's on the West Coast. Yeah. St. Brown into the end zone.
Notre Dame vs. Stanford Preview
01:05:29
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No, so i'm I'm sure, you know, it is it is the week of the game.
01:05:35
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The quote-unquote biggest rivalry in all of college football. Yeah, I said it. Suck it, SEC. Nobody cares about your stupid rivalry. Nobody cares that Alabama has a rivalry with Eastern Illinois.
01:05:49
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specific Because that's what your schedule looks like. Disgusting.
01:05:59
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But I am looking forward to next Saturday. Like I said, even even um evenve taking an L. But, however, if if Michigan takes a does win again, he will not be nearly as classy as I will.
01:06:13
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and will not I will. just want I just want everybody to know you will not be anywhere remotely close to as classy as I will see. that i am. Ain't fucking proven. Ain't proven.
01:06:26
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That's classy. What are you talking about? Look at this. Point proven. Look at that. c Classy. Yeah, he's, he, nope. He's going to be Mr. Fucking Typical Shitting and Fan. I know what I will be if, if, if, and there's a big if, if Michigan beats Ohio State, I will be surprised yet again because Michigan is the youngest team in the Big Ten and they're one of the youngest teams in college football.
01:06:57
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Um, And they're not playing bad this year. They've had a couple. They've lost to USC and Oklahoma.
01:07:07
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Not bad losses to take. Nope. I mean, course, we all thought Texas was going to be much better than Texas is this year when you guys matched up against them.
01:07:18
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And it turns out that Texas is, in my opinion, just a huge fucking flop and letdown. Super overrated. Yeah. Yeah. Um, but, uh, if Michigan wins, they potentially could slide their way in potentially, uh, to a big 10 championship and move up just enough in the rankings to sneak into the playoffs. So we can be out in the first round.
01:07:45
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So we can be out in the first round. I actually don't think even if they do win, um, that they would make the playoffs.
01:07:57
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I mean, knocking off the number one team in the country. Still don't think they make a playoffs. I think and too many other teams stand in their way. I don't think, man. I don't know.
01:08:10
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Because... They could potentially fuck Ohio State out of the playoffs, but I don't think they would. there's no way they would fuck Ohio State out with one loss.
01:08:21
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I mean, very out there they absolutely would because they'd slide another SEC team in. Yeah. Or are they giving ACC team a shot?
01:08:31
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I mean you currently have in your top 12, you have Oklahoma, Notre Dame, Alabama, and Utah. That might be right there who gets it is Notre Dame. With two with with two losses.
01:08:43
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Oh, Notre Dame's ranked nine right now. They're in. ah You know, depending upon where Michigan moves up after.
01:08:59
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If they knocked off number one, they would probably move up to roughly number eight. Yeah. So they could they could sneak in. And, man, dude, even if Michigan was in the playoffs, if they beat Ohio State and Ohio State gets snubbed and they drop that far out with one loss on the season, I may not watch the college playoffs.
01:09:19
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That would literally show you just how set up that shit is. At that point, at that point I would 1,000% claim BCS rankings all over again. Yeah. i would I think that would devastate the college football viewership.
01:09:34
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I would say worst case scenario if Ohio State loses to me. They drop worst case scenario five spots. No way. Georgia Tech dropped seven lay yesterday.
01:09:47
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yeah but Georgia Tech also already has ah has ah has a couple losses. or has a Yeah, they're nine and two. They had one loss prior. yeah They got one loss. Now they've got two losses.
01:09:59
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and i mean an osu And OSU has been dominating their games.
01:10:07
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for them yeah i mean Yeah, they've been dominating everybody.
Big Ten Playoff Speculations
01:10:11
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They had one close game, and that was the Texas game.
01:10:16
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I'm just saying, I think that if if if by some chance Ohio State gets upset, I don't think either Michigan or Ohio State. I think they would find a way to bumble how state out.
01:10:29
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Because I don't think they want them in there anyways. They don't want any Big Ten schools in there. They're probably going try to figure out a way to fuck Indiana if Indiana goes undefeated. Yeah.
01:10:41
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I mean, let's be honest. That was the whole problem with the BCS. It was a plane with a layton it was a blatant bias against the Big Ten. here's my question. What up, Jack? The winner of... What up, Jack? The winner of the Ohio State-Michigan game, who would go to the Big Ten Championship?
01:11:05
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Potentially Michigan. Against Indiana? Against Indiana. Indiana's locked. Indiana's locked in. So if Ohio State wins, they play Indiana.
01:11:16
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Yeah, if Ohio State wins, they're locked in. If Ohio State loses, it kind of becomes a little bit of a clusterfuck because... They would put Michigan, Oregon, and Ohio State.
01:11:32
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um
01:11:35
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Cleveland Browns. scott um
01:11:41
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Michigan, Ohio State, and Oregon would all have one loss. But because Ohio State lost to Michigan, they're bumped. um And I think...
01:11:54
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I don't know what they would do with because Oregon and Michigan did not play each other, but Oregon beat USC. USC beat Michigan. So maybe. It would next week could totally fuck everything up.
01:12:07
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Yeah. And yeah, especially in the Big Ten. The Big Ten could just be Indiana's in. Indiana's like, all we got do is win. You know, even if they if they lose, they're in.
01:12:18
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Yep. Because Indiana did play, I believe they did play Oregon and they beat Oregon. They were Oregon's first loss. Yes. Indiana did play Oregon. They did beat Oregon.
01:12:32
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They were the first, they were their first loss. ah Yeah. Oregon is seven and one in the big 10, Michigan seven and one, ah nine and two overall for Michigan, 10 and one overall. Um,
01:12:46
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But, yeah, Ohio State would be completely bumped out if they lose just based off of who played who and who won what, you know. So, potentially, Ohio State could go on ah on a natty run without winning in a conference again. but Wouldn't that be crazy?
01:13:07
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Yeah. Well, I just love that everybody's losing their fucking minds, and I agree with you, man. They're trying to get get the Big Ten out. Because who's won the last two seasons?
01:13:19
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oh Big Ten schools. I said it. As soon as you put in a real playoff and get rid of this bullshit-ass BCS voting committee, guess who becomes irrelevant?
01:13:31
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I'm talking to you, to Southeastern Conference. I'm talking to you. i think that I think they need to rework all the conferences as it is.
01:13:40
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Because you have schools that are not from the areas in those conferences now. They need to rename them all. Yes. i think that I think they'd take all the schools, put them in a hat, shake them up, and draw fucking 10 teams for each conference.
01:13:52
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And then come up with a name once they're in it. like We can have the Toilet Bowl Conference. We could have the Toilet Paper Conference. We could have the Head of Household Conference. like There's a bunch of names we could come up with.
01:14:05
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That could that could be could be very interesting. um Well, you know, they've they've talked for years to having the big four, you know, SEC, Big Ten, ACC, and what the big 12 or whatever those are going to be the big four.
01:14:22
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But they completely decimated the Pac-10 last year, and they basically decimated the big 12 last year as well. You look at who's in the in these conferences now. Let
01:14:37
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me see here. Give nobody left. I mean, the big 12 is BYU, Texas Tech, Utah, Arizona State, Arizona, Houston, Cincinnati, Iowa will State, TCU, Kansas, Baylor. Jets just scored on the Ravens. It is 7-0 Jets. um I don't – yeah, I mean, and then I don't – Pac-12.
01:14:59
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The Pac-12 is literally just Oregon State and Washington State. And both of them are terrible. Yes, 2-9 Oregon State five and 5-6 Washington State.
01:15:09
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Mm-hmm.
01:15:12
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What up, Brent?
01:15:17
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Ravens are ass. They just got scored on by the Jets.
01:15:23
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um So, yes, this this coming week could good potentially, yeah not just in the Big Ten, but, I mean, there's there's there's some other matchups that could that could really throw a monkey wrench into your your playoffs.
01:15:43
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um because here's my question. Alabama drops one to Auburn. Alabama's already got two losses on the season.
01:15:55
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If they drop one to Auburn, they don't make the playoffs. they lost They've lost to FSU, and they've lost to Oklahoma. they they jump If they drop to Auburn, they don't make the playoffs.
01:16:08
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They shouldn't make the playoffs. Nope. This is a perfect opportunity, Brittany, for you to burn it. pumppe up movement bunch It's a perfect opportunity for you to just burn it.
01:16:22
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um
01:16:27
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Let's see. Your whole season would be fucked if they lose to the Jets. Mississippi mississippi going up against Mississippi State. Kansas, Utah, Georgia. If, if, if, if Georgia Tech were to beat Georgia, what happens then?
01:16:44
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Georgia set number four, two losses. Georgia Tech currently on the outside looking in. Buddy, I'm going to be honest with you right now. I am so glad I'm not on that committee, especially with rival week, because you know if there's going to be a shakeup, it's going to be in rival week.
01:16:59
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Texas versus Texas A&M. A&M setting undefeated number three in the in the country. I really don't think Texas wins that game. I don't think so either, but it could happen.
01:17:12
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We're shaking it up, man. I'm telling you, there's a lot of things that could happen. So Texas beats A&M, where does that put Texas Tech?
01:17:21
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Who needs to be talked about? Where is Texas? Texas Tech is currently ranked five. If Texas beats A&M and Texas Tech wins, you have to talk about Texas Tech now. You have to.
01:17:35
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You have to. You have four Texas teams right now in the top 25. Four. You have A&M, you have Texas Tech, you have Texas, and you've got University in North Texas.
01:17:46
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Yeah.
01:17:49
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Now, North Texas not in the – well, I believe they were mentioned in playoff contention. they They have – I've seen this. I think they have like a 20-something percent chance.
01:18:02
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Yeah. But the big thing is, if A&M gets upset by Texas, you have to put Texas Tech in the playoffs. Oh, well, i think Texas Tech is already going to be in the playoffs. i right Do I think they do anything?
Texas Tech's Playoff Potential
01:18:21
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Probably not. Do I think it's a huge win for that school in general? 1,000%. one thousand per cent
01:18:35
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Nice, Scotto.
01:18:39
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So, I just, that's... Yeah, texas like I said, Texas Tech is in. Texas A&M is in. um
01:18:58
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I want to make that reality. Yeah. um Yeah, no the take but okay, scenario time. Texas beats A&M next week.
01:19:09
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Texas is on the outside looking in at 17. Do they potentially have a voice to say, hey, what about us?
01:19:21
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How many losses are they? Two? Two losses. I don't think so. But I mean, you're talking number three team taking an L to
01:19:31
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never sex But Texas fell flat on its face in the first game of the season where they were the number one team. so
01:19:42
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I wouldn't say they fell flat on their face. I mean, it was a 14-7 loss. They have not even sustained a top 10 position.
01:19:51
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But you factor in a lot. in Say Ohio State loses to Michigan. We're talking college football scenarios. Michigan. Did I say Ohio State? Go get it. Glick will love it.
01:20:03
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What's that? She got a blanket for her birthday from my dad and his wife. Oh, Lord have mercy.
01:20:14
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God damn it, DK. Seriously.
01:20:20
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Here comes my dad. Shit talk in the NFL.
01:20:25
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What? My dad.
01:20:29
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You got to come behind me. I know, showing you. I like it a lot. I'm going to stand behind the camera. Sort of. But it's smaller. it's the same size. right behind me.
01:20:40
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am right behind you. Man, that is the biggest piece of toilet paper I've ever seen in my life. I'm a short person. He said that's the biggest piece of toilet paper he's ever seen in his life.
01:20:51
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It's actually a really nice blanket. She's got a big Ohio State blanket. Is it one of the soft ones? Yes. you know Nice. It's actually a nice blanket. Mm-hmm. so well I guess he doesn't have his own teeth. Oh, I'm sure he does.
01:21:03
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I'm sure he does have many pieces of toilet paper in that out probably Between Shittington and Cleveland, he has enough toilet paper to survive the apocalypse. right I'm about to start using some of my Cleveland Browns as toilet paper. Enough toilet paper go through COVID Oh, DK's left ankle's hurt.
01:21:26
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He just hopped off the field on one leg. Yeah, he's questionable to return, which sucks because guess who has him in fantasy football? Not me. Double reverse for Chicago, and he breaks the line for the first down and then some.
01:21:41
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Real quick, before we... ah I mean, I don't think I got anything more to do next time.
01:21:51
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Let me pipe it up right now. But... but
01:22:00
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we put that title your audio now Your audio took a real shit.
01:22:06
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I don't know. Oh, there it goes.
01:22:10
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Oh, there it goes. Come on.
01:22:14
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You're like Lag Spike City, bro.
01:22:20
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There we go. There we go. Hopefully that's better. ah Yeah, we might be on a little break next Sunday because Rick is on vacation unless I have a... ghost I just don't know many people that that enjoy talking sports or that want to talk sports or that are knowledgeable enough to talk sports. ah So we might be on a little higher. But I do want to shout – before we get out here i want to shout out our guy, Scotto, who's who's hard at work on the AI again.
01:22:47
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had last night's shenanigans. He did a couple pictures here.
01:22:55
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That first one is probably the best picture we've ever seen in a hot fucking minute. Oh, dude. Scotta was on one last last night. It was hilarious. he The pictures. Oh, hey, Rick, yo'll you'll like this. You'll appreciate this one of Britt.
01:23:13
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She's going to kill me if she's still in here. She is. She's talking about you wearing toilet paper, but hers is used toilet paper. Speaking of wearing toilet paper.
01:23:27
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That is but fantastic. That is fantastic. Scotto was having way too much fun last night um with with the AI that he does. okay It's going to look like he's about to take that butt.
01:23:52
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Relax you. likes you And I won't, yeah. Yeah.
01:24:02
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Oh, damn.
NFL Game Highlights: Chicago vs. Pittsburgh
01:24:04
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No, we were... Oh, man. We were on one. Chicago just scored again. They're up 21 now. Damn.
01:24:13
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Get back over here. the two we' i love not I'm sorry. They just tied the game. My bad. Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha.
01:24:24
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Loveless. Loveless, Loveland. Colston, Loveland. Gotta love it. She said I hate you. Get away from my bridge.
01:24:38
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um Real quick, before we get out of the air, let's run down these game s scorere Let me get back to the NFL. Yeah, let's definitely do that because there's some current unique scores going on.
01:24:51
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Chicago and Pittsburgh are currently knotted up. 14-14. New England. That just happened. Yeah, New England. 14-10 over the Bengals. And the Bengals have the ball.
01:25:04
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um The Giants. What? The Giants are currently up 17-7. to seven On the Lions.
01:25:16
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yeah our picks might go to shit. can we Can we talk about the two most important ones, though? Which one's that? Get to them. The Jets are beating the Ravens 7-0.
01:25:27
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But the Ravens are in the red zone. and the Chiefs are getting punched in the teeth by the Colts 14-6. Yes, the Colts are currently up 14-6.
01:25:40
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fourteen to six ah Seattle, no surprise, beating Tennessee 13-3. Green Bay is 10-3 over Minnesota. Minnesota. And that's it for the current scores. And that's it for for your afternoon games.
Weekend Plans and Family Reflections
01:25:55
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And with that being said, Rick's got to go Nike and Wrangler shopping. Yep. I got to do some online shopping myself. It's actually more that my child just wants to go drive.
01:26:06
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yourself Huh? Now that she got her permit, she just wants to go drive. Okay, where do want to You want to go to Chang'e? Okay, we can go to Chang'e. Fucking stupid. You're an idiot to just agree to that. Dude, you didn't even put up a fight.
01:26:22
Speaker
Well, I kind of need to go. Oh my God, you're so bad at this. only have to go because i have a child who had a birthday yesterday. i kind of and I kind of need to go, but I don't think I'm to take all of them. I may hate take a couple.
01:26:38
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He also has to make me happy. so Where's that? That's not true.
01:26:46
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Just absolutely disgusting. Face and everything. yeah That was perfect timing. That's not true. I guess we're going to the guess we're going to Oh, man, that means I got to actually put clothes on. ah See, that's why you made a stupid move agreeing. Nope, I'm going just like this in a jersey and sweatpants. Fuck it.
01:27:16
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Listen, if you're going to support a white trash team, you might as well look like a white trash team. It's Ohio. It's okay. You'd be a 10. 10. Give me a 10 at the Tanger right now. Now, if you go to Walmart, you're a three.
01:27:33
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Yeah. It works opposite. so I'm Anywhere else, I'm a three. yeah No. Uh, well, you know, the good thing about you is you've had a, a rollercoaster ride of a, of a week for football.
01:27:52
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You seen Buffalo win a really good one. You've seen them lose a really bad one in all in a span of like four days. I know, dude, what a fucking, and what an emotional nightmare this week has been.
Humor Segment: Unusual Topics
01:28:03
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I also fucking became a dad to a driver now. Like I don't have two 14 year olds anymore. I've got a 14 year old and a 15 year old.
01:28:10
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Um, but i dick didn't get any bigger. like There's just a whole world of upsets right now. Yes. ah i did find out I did find out that the average man can get a penis enlargement because we have three to four inches of pecker inside of our body. So the next time somebody asks me for a dick pic, I'm going to tell them an x-ray.
01:28:31
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That's the only way I'm getting three inches out of anything. We were talking about that last night on the show. So I said to put that out there. Um...
F1 Race in Vegas: Travel Plans and Costs
01:28:41
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Yeah, sports this week's been kind of fucked up.
01:28:44
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ah Then my boss Friday night, we were talking about the F1 race in Vegas. Because if I was in Vegas like I was in May, my hotel room in Caesars Palace would have seen the IndyCar or the F1 cars going down the street away at the fastest speeds they hit on the track of about 208 miles an hour right across the front of the fucking Bellagio Fountains, which if you remember the Snapchats, I was looking at out my window. So I'd have been watching them go by at fucking...
01:29:14
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whatever time it would have been. i think it would have been like eight o'clock over there. And yeah I told my boss about it and he was like, look up flights, look up ticket prices, you, me and Wyatt. We'll just jump on a red eye and go $1,100 per flight ticket. Yeah. Yeah. Okay. We'll just do that.
01:29:31
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That makes sense. I mean, it might've happened if they weren't 1100, if we'd have found him for like five a piece, he probably would have said, let's go. Okay. But not $1,100 for economy class. That shit wasn't happening. First class was $3,497. Get the fuck out of here.
01:29:47
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Hard pass. Yeah, no thanks. I'm good. And the standing room only tickets were right in front of Caesar's. So we could have just literally got a room again. It would have been cheaper than buying tickets in the race.
01:29:58
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Exactly. Exactly. Yeah, I'm not big into motorsports, but I know everybody was talking about the F1. i think we were talking about it today on... on NFL Network. Everybody who was anybody was there.
01:30:11
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Yeah, they were talking about it on the kickoff show. so i don't know how I don't know how Justin Jefferson just caught that ball, but okay. Because he's Justin Jefferson.
NFL Highlights: Justin Jefferson and DK Metcalf
01:30:21
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It hit a Green Bay defender's fingertips and he had another one covering him from behind and he caught the ball and took a smack.
01:30:30
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hey It was crazy catch. It was nice catch, but a crazy catch. It's Justin Jefferson for you, man. Oh, DK Metcalf has returned. Oh, I guess it's not his Achilles. That's a good thing. Yeah.
01:30:44
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He's back on the field. That's good. I need him in fantasy. He did not. He did not take an Aaron Rodgers.
01:30:52
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Maybe he did. have that That would have been super shitty if he fucked up his Achilles again, because didn't he just come back from an Achilles? Who? DK. Or was it J.K. Dobbins? i think it was J.K. Which one of them was doing their rehab at the same time as aa Ron Rodgers?
01:31:09
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Maybe J.K.? I don't think D.K.' 's head. I thought it was D.K. because Aaron was talking about him being his teammate.
01:31:17
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Maybe. I don't remember D.K. having ah an injury where he was out for a long period. McCarthy just got sack of Juilliard. Yeah.
01:31:29
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But yeah. yeah All right, let's wrap this up. I got to pee and get ready to take my kid. Apparently, you're not the only one that's going to shop in today. That's because you're under the sad misconception that somebody needs to be happy in your house other than you, but whatever.
01:31:49
Speaker
And I hope she's listening to the podcast and hears everything I say, too. Because she'll very quickly understand who I am as a person. She just said, I don't think I like him. Don't worry, nobody does. Not many people do.
Friendship and Humor
01:32:00
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you don You may not like me, but by God, I'm funny and you'll tolerate me. he He's like a fungus. He kind of grows on you. I am a fun guy. That's not a lie. You are a guy. Rick and I go back.
01:32:15
Speaker
So we've had some good times. And I'm like herpes. Once you have me, you can't get rid of me. This is true. This is very much true. Every time you think it's gone, bang, flare up. Here i am. you got to get you back on a Saturday night.
01:32:29
Speaker
We got to get you back on a Saturday night, man. Lord, that's such a fucking... ask yeah then i can force you to drink three cases of beer since it's always my fault that you drink so much it is always your fault when i am late to the sunday podcast notice i haven't done the saturday night podcast in weeks i haven't been late to the sunday one you i i have not i haven't been late that many times you have straight up not showed up but there has been that So you're talking some some blasphemous shit
Shoutouts and Vocabulary Humor
01:32:59
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right here. Did he really put that in the end zone like that? I really think he did.
01:33:03
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He reached out was like, whoa, we're going to reach out to the side. It's going to go. hey
01:33:09
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Nice. So. All right.
01:33:17
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Let's do this. Speaking of our lawyer, I just heard from him. He just, ah he wanted to say, Hey man, shout out for continue to send me the link. We just been getting good weather every Sunday and I got to get the golf in.
01:33:28
Speaker
so yeah times i was in the clients Yes. know, we, Hey, we're going to put his kids through college being the official lawyer of the nonsensical network. no dude. You remember my snap the other day about your new vocabulary words.
01:33:43
Speaker
I might need an attorney if I start using those in public. Yeah, yeah you probably you probably shouldn't. but I mean, they're real words. They are real words. no As long as I don't use them on COD, because I did just catch a three-day ban on COD for saying retard, and then saying, it's 2025, Trump said it's okay if I say retard.
Gaming Banter and Offensives
01:34:04
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Then, bam, three-day ban. I'm like, what the fuck, bro? Soft-ass liberals. You live on that three-day ban. Thank God for PlayStation chat.
01:34:15
Speaker
You live on that band. Because they also fix the glitch where you can't just turn the time ahead on your PlayStation anymore to get off the band. e My life is tough, bro. My life is tough.
01:34:27
Speaker
It is tough. It is rough. to you All right, homer boy. First world, white problems. White boy problems in the first world. Yep, you're right. With that being said, guys, thanks for listening. Thanks for hanging out.
01:34:38
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We may not be here next Sunday, but don't worry. There's lots of ah lots of fun shows you can listen to in the meantime. Monday, Wally's back tomorrow with Speedway Stories.
01:34:49
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I have got to work on a few things today and hopefully tomorrow, and I should be back Tuesday night with Glicks House of Music. ah Wednesday, Britt and Michael with the Hump Day Ha-Ha's.
01:35:03
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Talking all things comedy.
Upcoming Show Schedules
01:35:05
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Thursday, Wally and his new co-host, one Fidel Bongs, are talking all things reptiles. I'm sorry, what the fuck did you say his name was?
01:35:15
Speaker
Fidel Bongs. His name's Johnny Bongs. Oh, I know Johnny. He's the Bills fan. Yeah, yeah, john yeah, yeah. But he always wears like a military jacket and a military hat. So I started calling him Fidel Balls and it stuck. He reminds me, um hold on, he reminds me of, hang on, let me find it, let me find it. My buddy John at work sent it to me the other day.
01:35:38
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He reminds me of Ricky Berwick.
01:35:41
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Ricky Berwick? I don't know why he reminds me of Ricky Berwick, but he reminds me Ricky Berwick. Oh, yeah, okay. Nice.
01:35:51
Speaker
I don't know why Johnny Bongs. I don't know why Johnny Bongs reminds me of him, but he does. Yes. That's probably borderline super offensive to say, but I don't care.
01:36:03
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Yeah. Yeah. Johnny, a.k.a. hitlerta He gots that goes on. Yeah. Right.
New Co-host Introduction: Wally and Fidel Bongs
01:36:10
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A.k.a. buthel bos has joined Wally on Thursdays as his co-host, which is cool because those two are cool together, man. They they have good chemistry and they, um i think,
01:36:20
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Johnny gives Wally a little bit more confidence when he's doing the show. And then, of course, we get to hear more Johnny talking. And Johnny's actually a pretty smart cat once he gets to talk. And he's funny as fuck. He is one of those
01:36:36
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random ass knowledge smart. Yeah.
01:36:40
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Like, he's the guy that would remind you that the average person swallows eight spiders in their life. That's the kind of guy he is. So, yeah, look forward to that. Cold-blooded conversations with Wally and Fidel Bombs.
01:36:53
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Friday night, Michael is doing movie night with Michael and friends. He has a random cover every week as that will join him and they talk movies. I'll be on there here in a had Too Many Johnny's, right? Hold on.
01:37:10
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ah I'll be joining him here in a couple weeks. We're gonna talk some some some type of movies. I don't know. I'm at liberty to speak on what we're talking about, but I'll be there.
01:37:21
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And then, of course, Saturday is the shit show that is nonsensical nonsense, and we just go on there and have a good time. Laugh our asses off.
01:37:32
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Make the world a little bit better place. One Saturday at a time. the I just want you to know that Derrick Henry's been held to 14 yards
Derrick Henry and Career Speculations
01:37:39
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in the first half. I just want you to know that Derrick Henry might...
01:37:43
Speaker
be and the downside of his career. Yes. He's getting little missing a step. I also want you to know that I think one of my neighbors died this morning.
Community Loss: Neighbor's Passing
01:37:52
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sorry for your loss.
01:37:54
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I don't know them, but they had two cops, fire truck and an ambulance that all showed up and then just we're not in a hurry and there was people crying. So I think somebody died. Eventful Sunday.
01:38:06
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in the trailer park. On the good side, though, if your neighbor died. On the good side of the trailer park. Maybe you can go over there and wheel his trailer next to yours and you can have a double one.
01:38:18
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That's already double. So I'd have like a triple. It'd be yeah be fucking white glass, white
Final Sign-off with Humor
01:38:25
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trash. Yes, sir. hell yeah So yeah, check out the rest of the shows guys. Give us follow bio. dot Link slash nonsensical network.
01:38:32
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All of our links are there to all of our social media. Give us a follow. Give us a like, give us a share. With that being said, Rick, you got anything else? Buffalo's better fucking turn it around.
01:38:43
Speaker
Get your shit together, Buffalo. What's up, Wally? Whatever you said, go Browns. Go Bills. Go Blue for this week. go Ohio State.
01:38:55
Speaker
Let's go Buckeyes and fuck Notre Dame. Fuck Notre Dame, 100%. That's all I got. to Hit these buttons and get the flock out of here. Later, brah.
01:39:12
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We'll be right back. co one headphones on game
01:39:44
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Goals and runs, we cover it all, having tons of fun. Debating plays, calling out the fouls, racing hearts and heated growls. Let's talk his words from coast to coast.
01:39:58
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Every game, every win, every boast. From the gridiron to the diamond, we break it down, leave no stone unturned. Defiant.
01:40:21
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We speak our minds, leaving all the haters behind. Trash talking sports from coast to coast. Every game, every win, every vote. From the gridiron to the diamond.
01:40:34
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We break it down, leave no stone unturned. Defiant. So tune in now. Don't miss the show.
01:40:44
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Trash talking sports, let the good times float.
01:40:53
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Serving up the truth with a side of spice.
01:41:31
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Trash-talking stuff