Introduction & Humorous Banter
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DeeBo
Hello, you are listening to the all-new Anti-Fanboy Podcast for the week of September 15th, 2025.
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k-hog semen hunters
Sorry, I yawned. I'm
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DeeBo
Guess we're just sucking air.
00:00:09
DeeBo
We're just sucking air in the middle of my intro. That's fine.
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k-hog semen hunters
mouth-breathing.
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DeeBo
That's fine. Yeah, well, ah I am one of your fellow mouth breathers, Devin Kovek. With me, a real air sucker, Steve O'Tierry.
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Steve-O
Not a mouth breather, but a mouth breather.
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DeeBo
And the CPAP inventor himself, John Suarez.
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k-hog semen hunters
Actually, I have a funny story because I did go to the dentist today to get cavities filled.
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k-hog semen hunters
and And the dentist the the denists was asking me stuff because I guess like my mouth was like kind of dry or whatever.
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DeeBo
How's your face feeling?
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k-hog semen hunters
So she was like...
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DeeBo
Your sockets are looking a little dry there.
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k-hog semen hunters
She's from she's from like she's from like India too.
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k-hog semen hunters
So she was like, are you a mouth breather?
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k-hog semen hunters
And I was like, excuse me?
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k-hog semen hunters
I was like, excuse me? And she was like, do you like snore a lot when you sleep? I'm like, does that mean the same thing? was like i was like sometimes i was like, in some context, mouth breather could be kind of, you know, a derogatory insult to somebody. She's like, oh my, I'm sorry.
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k-hog semen hunters
But ah yeah, and then and then she injected my upper lip ah four times, put me in incredible pain for three seconds each time.
Dental Fears and Stories
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DeeBo
Can I be honest? Some one of you motherfuckers and not saying you, but like somebody was trying to tell me because I've never gotten a shot for dental work.
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DeeBo
The last time I had to do dental work, I was very young and i was still allowed to get the gas.
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k-hog semen hunters
Was it a cavity filling? If it's a cavity filling, they usually do give you a shot to numb your mouth.
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DeeBo
ah It was a cavity, I think. i don't think I've ever gotten like a teeth cleaning. No, it was definitely cavity. And I got the gas because and I was I've been terrified of the needle ever since.
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DeeBo
And then somebody was like, oh, my God, it's like nothing. You don't feel it at all.
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k-hog semen hunters
No, well, that's the thing. When I got my root canal years ago, like they gave me the shot, but like, I guess maybe, maybe because of the placement.
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k-hog semen hunters
Like, it was, like, kind of, like, not in the back of my mouth, but he had to go farther back than today. And, like, when when he does that, when he was putting the... When he was injecting the anesthesia in me, he was, like, shaking my my cheek while he did it. So I didn't really feel it that much.
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k-hog semen hunters
But this lady today was just, like, floop, floop, floop, floop. Like, and I was just, like, ugh!
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DeeBo
She treated you badly, dude.
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k-hog semen hunters
And she didn't shake... Yeah, she didn't shake my face or anything. She was just, like... I don't know if she works a lot with kids, but she was like, breathe through your nose and wiggle your toes.
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DeeBo
don't like this man.
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k-hog semen hunters
She said she did that said that four times each time.
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DeeBo
I just said, you realize 40-year-old man, right?
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k-hog semen hunters
And I'm like, I'm wiggling my toes.
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k-hog semen hunters
It's not working. It still hurts, dude.
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k-hog semen hunters
But yeah.
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k-hog semen hunters
was tough.
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DeeBo
So it was a terrible experience.
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k-hog semen hunters
Well, no, just that part.
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k-hog semen hunters
I didn't feel anything after that. And, like, I know with my cavities, couple of my cavities are pretty tough, like, in the front. So, like, they had to do a lot of drilling before they, you know, filled it in or whatever.
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k-hog semen hunters
So, like, the thing is, like, it's uncomfortable because you hear the high-pitched drilling sound and, like, you know, it's kind of uncomfortable.
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k-hog semen hunters
Because, you know, you feel the vibrations and stuff, but it didn't hurt. So I think that's why it probably would have hurt a lot if I didn't get the anesthesia, which I don't know if they actually would ever do that because that's.
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DeeBo
Yeah, I feel like it'd be like you just would be impossible to deal with.
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k-hog semen hunters
It'd be a crime. It'd be a fucking crime. Yeah, itd be fucking crime to do that.
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DeeBo
mean, my dad, I don't know how true this is, but you know the theory about how like redheads are a lot more, they have like ah natural immunity.
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k-hog semen hunters
Easy, easy, Devin.
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DeeBo
The gingers, right?
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k-hog semen hunters
Ginger Kohl's.
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DeeBo
Yeah, ginger pools.
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DeeBo
They have a natural immunity to like, um, uh, like numbing agents or whatever.
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Steve-O
I did not know this.
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k-hog semen hunters
is that Is this real?
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k-hog semen hunters
Is this actual real?
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DeeBo
Yeah. It's, it's like, ah it's like a theory.
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k-hog semen hunters
is this Is this a real thing? Or is this like a Calvin Candy type like theory?
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DeeBo
That's the thing. I don't, here, here's the way.
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k-hog semen hunters
yeah Because that's what I'm thinking about right now. Let me look this up.
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DeeBo
So here's the thing, right?
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k-hog semen hunters
let me look this up
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Steve-O
It came up immediately when I Googled it, when I picked in Redhead's
Streaming Services and Media Rumors
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DeeBo
and the reason why I think it's true is because my dad, who is a, he is a ginger, ah Like they would do dental work on them. And he's like, i I'm telling you.
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DeeBo
He's like, I'm telling you, doc. Like I feel all of this shit.
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k-hog semen hunters
It doesn't work.
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DeeBo
And like, they were just like, they were injecting all this shit.
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k-hog semen hunters
That's so weird.
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DeeBo
And yeah, apparently there's something to it.
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Steve-O
I've never heard of this.
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DeeBo
So I'm as a day Walker, I've always been a little scared.
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k-hog semen hunters
I don't know. I don't buy it.
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k-hog semen hunters
um don't buy it.
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Steve-O
That's interesting.
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k-hog semen hunters
As a daywalker.
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k-hog semen hunters
As a roomie. You're a roomie. It's not daywalker anymore.
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Steve-O
Recognize the need for additional anesthetic to achieve the same salvation.
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k-hog semen hunters
You're a roomie. You're half demon. You're half demon, Devin.
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DeeBo
yeah um I have half a hat for soul. Yeah. um Yeah, no, that's.
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Steve-O
It's probably why it's so hard to take Matt Murdock down.
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k-hog semen hunters
chris what Chris isn't here so we can ask these questions. Did he watch K-Pop Demon Hunters or no?
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Steve-O
I don't think so.
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DeeBo
i don't think he did.
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k-hog semen hunters
He's above it. He's above it all.
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Steve-O
Yeah, I think, you know, Chris wants an A24 K-pop Demon Hunters.
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DeeBo
Which I can respect.
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k-hog semen hunters
Oh, man.
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Steve-O
Yeah. mean, he saw sinners.
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DeeBo
Yeah, you did. He he has his bona fides.
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k-hog semen hunters
Oh, speaking of sinners, did Paramount buy WB yet or what?
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DeeBo
ah No, not yet. i don't think either.
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k-hog semen hunters
Because a certain ah certain population on the internet feel thinks that the reason they're selling is because James Gunn failed.
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DeeBo
It's a certain subreddit.
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k-hog semen hunters
And that they're bringing and they're bringing this they're bringing the Snyderverse back.
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k-hog semen hunters
Yep. This is what their theory is. Because I think Zack Snyder has a movie coming out for para for four Paramount soon at some point.
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DeeBo
Oh my God. Yeah. I don't know if it's, it's a hundred percent not confirmed yet. it has not happened. I don't know if it wouldn't go through until next year or if they're not technically allowed to do anything until next year.
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DeeBo
But yeah, it's, it's kind of one of those things where it seems like that is the it's going to
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k-hog semen hunters
Does mean I don't have to pay for Paramount Plus and WB anymore? Or are they going to Amazon it and make an MGM app? If I want to watch James Bond movies.
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DeeBo
Well, I certainly hope they don't do what Disney did, which is like make you buy three apps when it's like...
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Steve-O
Oh, Hulu, yeah ESPN, all that.
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DeeBo
Yeah, it's like... And like, because like...
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k-hog semen hunters
No, but that's different though.
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k-hog semen hunters
because there Well, that's a little different. because like disney It's not like you have to buy a Disney app and a Marvel app. You know like you still get all all the quote-unquote Disney products in the same Disney Plus.
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DeeBo
I know, but it's like... I kind of wish they just... cooked Hulu as soon as it, cause like now like Hulu's on Disney plus, right? Like the options there.
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k-hog semen hunters
Right.
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DeeBo
And like, if I watch something on Hulu, if I watch a Hulu show on Disney plus, if I go on Hulu, it doesn't think I did that. Like it doesn't like transfer over the data.
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Steve-O
Oh, it doesn't clock it.
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DeeBo
Yeah. And it's, it's really weird. And I, I don't know, man, it's just one of those things where it's just like,
00:07:22
Steve-O
What's the point of them owning two of those services?
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DeeBo
Well, they owned about โ so originally when โ before they bought everything, ah they owned like 60% of Hulu.
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DeeBo
And I think Fox owned the rest or something like that. And then once they bought it, they were
Nostalgia for Comics and Toys
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DeeBo
like, well, we already own the majority of this and let's not get rid of it because it still was โ You know, it had its own shows.
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DeeBo
But then eventually it just kind of was like, dude, like, what are we doing here? guys Let's just get it done. So I don't know. We're just in this weird this weird spot with Hulu. But yeah, I mean, if this is the reality we're going to, it at least just make my reality where I only need to have three apps.
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DeeBo
You know, I don't need to have six apps for two.
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k-hog semen hunters
Right.
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Steve-O
What are the three apps? What are the three apps that are the must-haves?
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DeeBo
e I'm going to say Disney plus HBO and dude,
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k-hog semen hunters
And Apple TV+. plus and Say it, Devin. Say it. Say it.
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DeeBo
Apple might be, but you know, for me, it can't, it has to be paramount. I got to buy paramount now.
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k-hog semen hunters
I mean, I have all of these.
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k-hog semen hunters
um don't even know how much money I'm spending on these things.
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DeeBo
Dude, paramount's the only one I don't, I've never had.
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k-hog semen hunters
I gotta get Rocket. Rocket. the rocked app to fuck yeah rocket money yeah because I don't even know dude the fucking Disney infinite too like I'm just the ATM now I'm just the fucking ATM fuck god damn it
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Steve-O
Rocket money. So it tells you what services you have.
00:08:55
Steve-O
After I read that Batman comic, I was like looking and I was like well, I am paying monthly for this. so I could cancel it and then re-get it.
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k-hog semen hunters
you know what I read the other night instead of reading absolute wonder woman good thing Chris isn't on here because he would fucking slit my throat I read Robin 3000 because that shit was, I had those two issues when I was a kid.
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k-hog semen hunters
So I was, I was curious to see if they fucking, cause it's not a good comic, right?
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k-hog semen hunters
It's not. I mean, it's visually aesthetically cool. It's like cyberpunk and futuristic or whatever, but like, um, I was just curious and it was on there.
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k-hog semen hunters
So I fucking read it and I'm like, this is so bad.
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k-hog semen hunters
You guys ever read that? Did you ever read Robin 3000?
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Steve-O
Robin 3000 1992 Oh
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k-hog semen hunters
Look it up. Just look it up right now. Look up the the cover.
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DeeBo
have self-respect. don't dare you.
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k-hog semen hunters
Nah, dude.
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Steve-O
remember these Oh man do It's kind sick
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k-hog semen hunters
Tell me you're not interested. I had these when I was a kid, bro.
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Steve-O
i do remember the
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k-hog semen hunters
um um' oh gee I'm an OG. I'm an dude.
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k-hog semen hunters
look at that Look at that cover for book two, dude.
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Steve-O
you it's kind of sick
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k-hog semen hunters
Godlike. It's godlike. And like the the thing is, like when you're when I'm a kid, I'm like, oh, this is fucking cool. you know This is like Devin... seeing a space marine for the first time, I see this futuristic Robin with a fucking batty on his hip, just firing laser guns, and i'm like, yeah, this is fucking dope.
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Steve-O
So 3K is your forty k
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k-hog semen hunters
I guess, but it's so bad, though. Speaking of which, you should read it, Devin.
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DeeBo
I'm not you know i I'll be honest man like that's what these apps are for these apps are for reading the weird yeah that like you touched on when you were a kid and you were like yeah dude that was my thing
00:10:19
k-hog semen hunters
You should read it.
00:10:24
k-hog semen hunters
For, like, random... for random um Random, obscure, fucking deep-cut Elseworlds tales from 1992. Yeah.
00:10:35
DeeBo
and then And then being like, oh, that was not good. Like, I was...
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k-hog semen hunters
Dude, Batman... Yo, spoilers, Batman dies in, like, the first page.
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k-hog semen hunters
So...
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DeeBo
Wait, that the one where he has the weird, like, visor? he has, like, the... It's like a scope on his eye.
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k-hog semen hunters
Yeah, the fucking... He's got the Bloodsport slash Deadshot.
00:10:53
DeeBo
I had that toy, dude. Does he have, a metal arm and shit?
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k-hog semen hunters
Really?!
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k-hog semen hunters
No, he's just a bat. It's just a bat suit, but he's got like a laser eye, not a laser eye, but it's like a scope or whatever.
00:11:01
DeeBo
So some of the coolest Batman toys I had were like the legends of the dark night Batman collection. And it was just all these different versions of Batman.
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DeeBo
So there was like Astero Batman. And then there was this Batman that had like, he had like this weird eye patch thing and he had like a metal foot and a metal arm.
00:11:22
Steve-O
Was a Pirate Batman? I remember Pirate Batman.
00:11:23
DeeBo
No, damn it. No, dude. I mean, what am I going to Google Batman toy? I'll be, I'll be,
00:11:28
Steve-O
Legends of the Dark Knight toys.
00:11:31
DeeBo
Oh, shit. Wow. How did you know that's so good?
00:11:32
k-hog semen hunters
yeah um Yeah, I'm looking.
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k-hog semen hunters
on ah they they didn't have They didn't have any action figures for these.
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k-hog semen hunters
It doesn't look like...
00:11:38
DeeBo
me see. Oh, yeah, dude. I had a... Shit, dude. Yeah. Oh, man. What the fucking eBay these? I had...
00:11:49
DeeBo
Let's see. i if I had this Batman, future Batman, where he was green. Which was a sick... He was a main character in my toy like toy rotation.
00:11:58
Steve-O
oh No face, no like nose or mouth, just
00:12:01
DeeBo
um No, no. And I also had the red Night Quest Batman. This before I even knew about Asriel Batman. I was just like, oh, this this rips.
00:12:12
k-hog semen hunters
Oh, dude, you would have...
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k-hog semen hunters
Wait, did you read Nightfall as a kid? ah you would have I would have given you...
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DeeBo
Yeah, I mean, I read it now i read it like...
00:12:17
k-hog semen hunters
Did that give you a fucking hard-on? Did Azrael, as a concept, like, fucking stroke your fancy?
00:12:22
DeeBo
Yeah. Well, actually, no. Asriel, no. But like that version of Batman...
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k-hog semen hunters
Dude, he had those fucking giant gauntlet things that fucking had...
00:12:28
DeeBo
Well, no, no, that's that's what I mean. Like, Azrael, no, but like...
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k-hog semen hunters
Oh, Jean-Paul Vallee as Batman.
00:12:32
Steve-O
John Paul as Batman was sick as hell.
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k-hog semen hunters
Yeah, Jean-Paul Vallee.
00:12:34
DeeBo
Yeah, that was sick, dude. That armor.
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Steve-O
There's a universe where everyone got behind him and he stayed as Batman.
00:12:41
DeeBo
yeah I mean, like, I didn't care who who it was. I just wanted that fucking suit, dude.
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k-hog semen hunters
Yeah, I'm looking at... yeah that like Dude, this is totally up Devin's alley.
00:12:50
DeeBo
Yeah, dude, that that like... He was so cool. I loved i the gauntlet. And the thing was, is like, I remember it felt like a tease because I remember reading the comics and it was like, I had only had the issues where like, he didn't have the full suit.
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k-hog semen hunters
The claws.
00:13:04
DeeBo
He just had the claws because he was just like testing it out. And I was like, once you get the whole fucking suit, we don't fucking suit on the suit.
00:13:09
k-hog semen hunters
you're like, yeah. Fuck yeah. Give me the suit. Give me the Batman suit. This is a badass design, though.
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k-hog semen hunters
Like, for the 90s and shit.
00:13:18
DeeBo
Is that a Quesada? Is that Joe Quesada? Yeah.
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k-hog semen hunters
Like, this totally...
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k-hog semen hunters
What? Nightfall?
00:13:22
DeeBo
Yeah, he was drawing Batman, I think, at the time.
00:13:29
DeeBo
Who designed the Nightfall Batman?
00:13:32
Steve-O
it was Denny O'Neill as the writer, but...
00:13:33
k-hog semen hunters
Any of... Yeah, Joe Quesada. Yeah, you're right.
00:13:35
Steve-O
Damn, good call, Devin.
00:13:35
k-hog semen hunters
Look at you, Devin. Devin. at you.
00:13:37
DeeBo
Yeah, but dude, he's like, I don't know, dude.
00:13:37
k-hog semen hunters
You know your fucking... You know your House of Marvel.
00:13:40
k-hog semen hunters
You know your House of Marvel, bitches. That's what you know.
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k-hog semen hunters
You know your Joe Quesada.
00:13:44
DeeBo
Hell yeah. Toyline.
00:13:47
k-hog semen hunters
Alright. Respect.
00:13:48
DeeBo
There's still one more.
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k-hog semen hunters
Respect to the OG. Hell yeah.
00:13:51
DeeBo
Yeah, there's still one more Batman. That fucking...
00:13:53
k-hog semen hunters
Yeah, like, you were you were talking about Legends, like, earlier in Discord, and, like, yeah, like, me and my mom would go to the mall, I would go to Legends, fucking pick up Robin 3000.
00:14:04
k-hog semen hunters
And other shit.
00:14:05
k-hog semen hunters
Actually, that was the comic store my mom camped out to buy me Death of Superman when it came out.
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k-hog semen hunters
she likeed she She lined up for it. And she was like, i bought you two. One was the actual issue, the number 75.
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k-hog semen hunters
And the other one was the fucking sealed where it had the armband and shit in it
00:14:22
DeeBo
Dude, your mom knew. She knew, dude.
00:14:24
k-hog semen hunters
And she was like, don't open that one. Read the regular one and leave this one alone because it might you know and might be worth something later. And I was like, Fuck you.
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k-hog semen hunters
I'm opening the shit out of this.
00:14:35
Steve-O
want this armband.
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Steve-O
I want this armband.
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k-hog semen hunters
And I'm wearing the armband because my hero's dead, mom. i need funeral for a friend. Come on.
00:14:43
DeeBo
Mom, my hero's dead.
00:14:43
k-hog semen hunters
I gotta be part of it. I gotta be part of it, dog. But yeah. Well, that was like all over the news and stuff at the time.
00:14:52
DeeBo
Oh, yeah, yeah, of course.
00:14:52
Steve-O
Yeah, that was a big deal.
00:14:54
k-hog semen hunters
Yeah, I feel like if Owen's in the random shit, similar shit, I'm on Pop Mart US... on pop mar u s Steve looking for labuboos.
00:15:07
k-hog semen hunters
So. You know it's basically the same thing.
00:15:08
DeeBo
And you're going to give them one, and you're like, don't open this labubu, but here's the other labubu.
00:15:11
Steve-O
i This is the one you can play with.
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k-hog semen hunters
No I'm going to open it.
00:15:14
k-hog semen hunters
No dude bro. Fucking. There's one kid in his class. That had fucking five labuboos. Strapped to his backpack. And I was like oh no.
00:15:23
k-hog semen hunters
This is. It's over. So I'm like god damn it. I'm like I hope he doesn't.
00:15:28
Steve-O
That's the most popular kid.
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k-hog semen hunters
I hope he doesn't. I hope he doesn't see his backpack. Because like.
00:15:35
k-hog semen hunters
Dude, these things sell out, like, literally immediately.
00:15:38
Steve-O
That's the thing.
00:15:38
k-hog semen hunters
But you know what?
00:15:38
DeeBo
Oh, wait. Yeah, dude. i found I found it. I found the Cyborg Batman.
00:15:42
DeeBo
His name is Cyborg Batman.
00:15:44
k-hog semen hunters
yeah Who is... there Let me see. if Let me look this shit upm softboard ba man
00:15:47
DeeBo
Honestly, the toy pose garbage. I hate the toy pose, but...
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k-hog semen hunters
shit What comic is it from? Or is it just Legends of...
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DeeBo
No, it's just like the Legend of the Dark Knight. Well, that was the thing. I didn't know. And then I saw that Robin 3000. I was like, oh, maybe that's what it was from.
00:16:02
Steve-O
That is a weird pose.
00:16:02
k-hog semen hunters
Oh, you know what?
00:16:08
Steve-O
He's posed like somebody doing like a cross up in basketball.
00:16:10
k-hog semen hunters
Yeah, but but that's literally that's literally the same fucking visor that Robin 3000 Batman has.
00:16:16
k-hog semen hunters
So it might be like loosely based on that, I would say.
00:16:17
Steve-O
don't know. Inspired.
00:16:21
k-hog semen hunters
But he I don't think he was a cyborg in the comic.
00:16:24
DeeBo
Yeah, I don't know what, but like I was at Toys R Us, and i got like I got that, the future green Batman, and I got as real Batman.
00:16:24
k-hog semen hunters
So...
00:16:33
k-hog semen hunters
how much These were like these were all like like eight bucks back then, right?
00:16:35
k-hog semen hunters
They weren't that expensive.
00:16:37
DeeBo
Well, I mean, yeah, yes and no, right?
00:16:38
k-hog semen hunters
Action figures now are like literally like $30 a piece now if you want them.
00:16:42
k-hog semen hunters
It's insane.
00:16:43
DeeBo
Oh, no, dude, if you if you want to just like... Oh, man. There's this...
00:16:47
k-hog semen hunters
trump's um Trump's America, boy.
00:16:49
DeeBo
so So there's a door there's a door that um I'm very hesitant to open.
00:16:50
k-hog semen hunters
Trump's America.
00:16:55
k-hog semen hunters
Uh-oh, what is it?
00:16:55
DeeBo
And it's... So look up...
00:16:57
k-hog semen hunters
It's collecting action figures again? Alright, well tell me what to type in.
00:16:59
DeeBo
No, it's worse, dude. So Google Joy Toy Warhammer 40k.
00:17:06
k-hog semen hunters
Oh my god.
00:17:06
DeeBo
Yeah, Joy Toy Warhammer 40k.
00:17:08
k-hog semen hunters
ah Joy Toys are the prostitute synthetics in Cyberpunk.
00:17:12
DeeBo
but No, those are dolls. Those are dolls.
00:17:16
k-hog semen hunters
But they're called Joy Toys too, Devin.
00:17:17
DeeBo
Well, you know what? I'm but i'm getting it. I may as well be buying a prostitute, dude.
00:17:21
k-hog semen hunters
Oh man, these are Well, dude, anything Warhammer...
00:17:24
DeeBo
Yeah. But, dude, look at the prices. They're like $60,000, $70,000. I know. know. Yeah.
00:17:29
k-hog semen hunters
I learned, when we went to Top Deck, I learned that day that everything that says Warhammer on it
00:17:35
k-hog semen hunters
ah you might as well just add a zero to the end of like make it if it's ah if it's $50 make it $150 people will buy it
00:17:43
DeeBo
So I could buy this Joy Toy Imperial Knight for $630.
00:17:48
DeeBo
I mean, du I don't, I mean, I know and I don't know.
00:17:48
k-hog semen hunters
why is it that much but you know what though Devin you know what though like these like this might be a hot take I don't really know much about the industry right but like these toys probably would actually increase in value over the years
00:18:05
k-hog semen hunters
as opposed as opposed to playing figures.
00:18:08
Steve-O
So like you don't open it? Is that what you're gonna do? You're just
00:18:10
DeeBo
No, I would. ah You can't. You couldn't stop me, dude. Look how fucking stupid he's like, dude.
00:18:13
k-hog semen hunters
Yeah, no, no. He's got to get that superman the Superman band on the armband, dude.
00:18:17
DeeBo
Yeah, dude. So, like, so here, so this is the cool thing about Joy Toys.
00:18:20
k-hog semen hunters
He's got to.
00:18:24
DeeBo
They are basically an action figure version of, like, models that already exist. So, like, there's ah there's this character called Blood Angels Rauderon, first captain.
00:18:39
DeeBo
He looks just like the 30K model, right? ah But he's just an action figure toy with opposable limbs and shit like that. I could buy Robute Gilliman for probably $200.
00:18:53
DeeBo
I could buy Angron for $400 because I you know hate myself. But fuck me if he doesn't look dope as shit.
00:19:04
DeeBo
So I've hovered. I'm like, what if I just bought one? I could just buy one. That'd be cool if I just had one. But like, I don't think I could stop. ah couldn't stop myself.
00:19:16
DeeBo
So I'll never do that.
00:19:18
k-hog semen hunters
Dude, look what came in this thing. This is why I had to open it.
00:19:20
DeeBo
How much does a 9.8 Superman 75 even cost though?
00:19:23
k-hog semen hunters
This is like a hundred bucks. Well, I mean, this, I don't think these are going to be worth much because this, they literally opened this.
00:19:27
DeeBo
That's what I mean.
00:19:30
k-hog semen hunters
This is what it, this is what the thing came in.
00:19:32
k-hog semen hunters
Like what came in there.
00:19:33
Steve-O
The little bag, yeah.
00:19:34
k-hog semen hunters
Like you got, yeah, you get the fucking Daily Planet news strip too, which is fucking sick.
00:19:39
DeeBo
It probably cost your mom like 10 bucks too, which is a lot for a comic book.
00:19:42
k-hog semen hunters
It was probably a lot. Yeah.
00:19:44
k-hog semen hunters
And it was probably, it was probably upcharge too.
00:19:44
DeeBo
Like that was a lot. and
00:19:46
k-hog semen hunters
Like, You know, because it was in high demand. And they, you know what? This is like, the reason why i don't regret opening it is because like, these aren't worth, I mean, I guess sealed ones are like a hundred bucks now, but it's not like what my mom thought it could be because i did have this cool poster that was um in my room too at some point that came in here.
00:20:03
DeeBo
Yeah. Well, no, I mean, that's what.
00:20:10
k-hog semen hunters
Look at this poster. Look at all those heroes. Can you all those guys?
00:20:13
Steve-O
That's a good poster. The funeral one.
00:20:16
DeeBo
Oh, wait, where's Bloodwind?
00:20:16
k-hog semen hunters
Do you know who... Alright.
00:20:19
k-hog semen hunters
Here's a pop quiz, Devin. Who's the guy next to Nightwing?
00:20:24
k-hog semen hunters
What's his name?
00:20:24
DeeBo
Oh, oh, shit. Well, that's Supergirl Nightwing. Thrasher? Is that Night Thrasher? No, no, that's a Marvel character. Dude, I've read the comics with him in it.
00:20:35
DeeBo
What is his name? Oh, that pisses me off. What's his name? I can't think of it.
00:20:41
k-hog semen hunters
I don't know. I was asking. I think it's...
00:20:43
k-hog semen hunters
Is it Blockbuster? Is that Blockbuster?
00:20:46
k-hog semen hunters
and't I'm not sure. I don't know. i was asking you.
00:20:48
Steve-O
Isn't Bacchus a bad guy?
00:20:50
DeeBo
Yeah, I thought he was back.
00:20:51
k-hog semen hunters
Dude, half these guys are bad guys, dude.
00:20:52
k-hog semen hunters
They're they're here to pay respect for the goat.
00:20:53
DeeBo
Let's see. DC Hero Brown Outfit 90s
00:20:55
k-hog semen hunters
Yo, check out Lobo, top center, right above Ulf.
00:20:58
Steve-O
Yeah, I guess you're right. I guess, you know, if Darkseid showed up.
00:20:59
k-hog semen hunters
Look at that goat. Look at the goat.
00:21:03
k-hog semen hunters
There's the Guardian. The Guardian was a big part of the of this story. Dude,
00:21:10
Steve-O
Man, is that fucking Azrael to the left?
00:21:13
k-hog semen hunters
probably...
00:21:13
DeeBo
Yeah, yeah. All the way on the left.
00:21:13
k-hog semen hunters
Yeah, yeah, that's... Yeah, look at that. thats and not even nearly as cool as his Batman suit. It's got too much shit going on. There's Maxima, who tried to smash. Fire.
00:21:25
k-hog semen hunters
Ice. Dude, I hope James Gunn brings fire and ice.
00:21:28
DeeBo
Who's that guy next to Etrigan?
00:21:29
k-hog semen hunters
That would be sick. what side What side is he on?
00:21:31
DeeBo
is that a... the Well, the guy with... Oh, maybe both sides, really.
00:21:39
DeeBo
Because that's Guardian,
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00:21:40
DeeBo
right? Guardian's next to Etrigan.
00:21:43
k-hog semen hunters
Where are you?
00:21:44
Steve-O
To the right with the cape.
00:21:45
DeeBo
Yeah, he's in the blue cape.
00:21:46
k-hog semen hunters
Oh, yeah.
00:21:46
DeeBo
and So who's the guy on the other side? Looks like fucking Iron Fist with in the silver or white.
00:21:54
k-hog semen hunters
I can't.
00:21:55
DeeBo
By the way, we are looking at ah the poster that came with the...
00:21:58
k-hog semen hunters
The funeral for a friend poster.
00:22:00
Steve-O
Death of Superman.
00:22:02
k-hog semen hunters
So here's the thing that kind of bothers me. I don't think Tim Drake should be a pallbearer. I think it should be Dick, not Tim Drake. Because Dick, I think, because Dick had actually, like, I mean I don't and don't remember what Clark's relationship was with Tim at the time, but, like, I know in this continuity, Dick Grayson, you know, was a very, he you know.
00:22:29
k-hog semen hunters
Also, Jimmy Olsen could have been a pallbearer as well.
00:22:34
Steve-O
He stands very close.
00:22:35
k-hog semen hunters
Yeah, but...
00:22:36
DeeBo
Where the fuck's Bibbo? Make him.
00:22:38
Steve-O
ah Dude, they did Martian Manhunter dirty in this. Look at how fucking far back he is.
00:22:43
k-hog semen hunters
well Well, did they do him dirtier worse than zack snyidder did? Because he was Martha the whole time.
00:22:49
Steve-O
That's true. Yeah, he was Martha. that would have been funny if there were two Martha Waynes in this.
00:22:51
k-hog semen hunters
He was Martha the whole time.
00:22:53
DeeBo
Wait, is that who's that guy in front of Darkseid? Is that Mon-El? Was he even a thing back then?
00:22:58
k-hog semen hunters
That's not Mon-El. That's, um, what's his name? I don't think it's Mon-El. It's, um... Fuck. Dude, I'm failing right now, dude.
00:23:07
k-hog semen hunters
I don't know this guy.
00:23:09
DeeBo
And why does Deathstroke look like he's a little kid?
00:23:12
k-hog semen hunters
Well, because it's bent at that at that angle, probably. He's
00:23:16
DeeBo
Nah, man. I think Deathstroke is just a little boy. little kid. It's like that little kid who dressed up as Michael Myers.
00:23:20
k-hog semen hunters
just little boy. A little bro. Hey, little bro.
00:23:25
DeeBo
Yeah, de so I looked up brown and yellow comic book character in the 90s DC and all I'm getting is Batman. Or all I'm getting is Wolverine costumes.
00:23:35
k-hog semen hunters
Yeah, Martian Manhunter's way in the back.
00:23:37
k-hog semen hunters
What the fuck, dude?
00:23:39
k-hog semen hunters
He should be a...
00:23:39
Steve-O
I'm I'm pulling up a better.
00:23:40
k-hog semen hunters
He should be a pallbearer.
00:23:41
Steve-O
I'm pulling up a better image of this.
00:23:44
k-hog semen hunters
Okay.
00:23:44
Steve-O
So that way we can real zoom in, get a little little nasty.
00:23:48
k-hog semen hunters
Oh, yeah, here it is. Look at this. Like, why is Shazam a pallbearer? Like, what the fuck? What are we doing here? Dan Jurgens. Like, what the fuck? Wait, wait, this is different, Steve.
00:24:00
Steve-O
yeah This is different. I'm looking at it. It's different.
00:24:03
k-hog semen hunters
Because Beast Boy is a fucking pallbearer That shouldn't be right.
00:24:03
Steve-O
You're right. like Look who's replacing Superman. It's like, what the fuck? Or Batman, I mean. Why is Shazam?
00:24:13
k-hog semen hunters
Yeah, where did you get where did you get this one?
00:24:16
k-hog semen hunters
This is fucking...
00:24:16
Steve-O
de v This is from DeviantArt. Oh, hold on.
00:24:18
k-hog semen hunters
This is...
00:24:20
k-hog semen hunters
Yeah, where are the fucking hogs hanging?
00:24:20
Steve-O
ah Death of Superman poster alternate no Batman.
00:24:26
k-hog semen hunters
No, why?
00:24:27
k-hog semen hunters
Why would that even happen?
00:24:28
DeeBo
Yo, cause Batman sucks, dude.
00:24:30
k-hog semen hunters
Well, to be fair, he didn't he didn't attend the funeral, remember?
00:24:30
Steve-O
they yeah Is that why this person did that?
00:24:34
k-hog semen hunters
Because he didn't believe he was dead.
00:24:34
DeeBo
Yeah, he he sat on the roof and was crying.
00:24:38
Steve-O
but They were like, fucking, he didn't show. Why would I put him here?
00:24:42
k-hog semen hunters
and Let me pull up an actual picture of the poster here.
00:24:45
Steve-O
Wait, no, I got it. I got it. I got it.
00:24:47
k-hog semen hunters
but Okay, okay.
00:24:47
Steve-O
Round two. Give me another shot. Give me another shot, boss.
00:24:49
k-hog semen hunters
Alright, alright. Let's see. Wait a minute, why the fuck?
00:24:51
Steve-O
All right, let's it.
00:24:54
k-hog semen hunters
Alright, let's see. ah So, the guy next to Martian Manhunter, that's Morpheus, right? That's Sandman?
00:25:02
Steve-O
Yeah, yeah, that's Sam.
00:25:02
k-hog semen hunters
Looks like it. And then, dude, Cyborgs are all the way back there, too. Next to fucking, next to um metamorpho dude what the fuck this is so cool this is like maybe I'll read these fuck it these are all on the DC app
00:25:18
DeeBo
Damn it, dude. Dude, this is... It's really bugging me about this guy next to Nightwing.
00:25:24
DeeBo
ah DC... Okay. DC Comics, Hero, Fist...
00:25:36
Steve-O
Yeah, you reread it and let us know why Blockbuster or whoever.
00:25:39
k-hog semen hunters
who Who any of these guys are?
00:25:41
Steve-O
Yeah, why why does Acorn get like a premier spot next to Nightwing?
00:25:41
k-hog semen hunters
Who any of these guys are?
00:25:43
DeeBo
Wait, what is, what is, what's that symbol called?
00:25:47
DeeBo
the The symbol, like, with the, yeah, like, what is that symbol called with the red circle on the line through it?
00:25:53
DeeBo
does that just mean no
00:25:55
Steve-O
I guess so, right?
00:25:56
DeeBo
Logo fist behind no symbol? Oh, my God.
00:26:03
k-hog semen hunters
Blockbuster is... um
00:26:05
DeeBo
He's like a big monster, right?
00:26:06
k-hog semen hunters
Gangbuster is that guy. That guy's gangbuster.
00:26:09
Steve-O
Why is Gangbusters best to get a premiere spot?
00:26:09
k-hog semen hunters
yeah he he was in Yeah.
00:26:12
DeeBo
That's what I... Well, he was big in the 90s.
00:26:14
k-hog semen hunters
He was in... Him and Guardian were like... For some reason, like central parts of the story.
00:26:21
DeeBo
Dude, I remember reading about... He was Gangbuster and like Night Thrasher on the 90s. Or on the the Marvel side. He was... ah I think he was big in like the Superman... Like the the reign of Superman. Because I remember seeing him a lot.
00:26:40
k-hog semen hunters
Yeah, okay.
00:26:40
DeeBo
And I was like... This guy looks cool as shit. I remember thinking that like, oh, dude, this guy rules. Wait, how'd you find that out? Or did it just come to you?
00:26:51
k-hog semen hunters
Nah, looked it up. I looked up Blockbuster and just shit was coming on and then right down the algorithm it was like Gangbuster.
00:26:59
k-hog semen hunters
I'm like, okay, that's that's the guy.
00:27:02
k-hog semen hunters
I knew it was bust it was something Buster. That dude.
00:27:04
DeeBo
Bustin makes him. Dude, he has the Night Thrasher hat too. God damn it. Anyway. Anyway.
00:27:11
k-hog semen hunters
Anyway.
00:27:12
DeeBo
that That was a load on. Well, that was the 90s for you.
00:27:16
Steve-O
That's the ninety superheroes.
00:27:17
DeeBo
It's the 90s superheroes for you. Sorry, now i'm just looking up joy toys.
00:27:23
Steve-O
Look what we've done. We've destroyed.
00:27:24
DeeBo
Oh, by the way, by the way, officially ah killed killed it, officially beat it and uninstalled it.
00:27:25
Steve-O
We've destroyed everything.
00:27:33
k-hog semen hunters
you you banged your last joy toy in there and and you called it quits.
00:27:36
DeeBo
Well, because, yeah, so for those of you who or invest it, i was ah So I beat the game last week, but like i had I somehow didn't do any of... like Not any, but I didn't do a lot of like the Johnny stuff and with Carrie or any of that.
00:27:58
DeeBo
ah And then after no I No, at the time last week.
00:28:00
k-hog semen hunters
So you didn't do any of Karris? Or you you you went back and did it?
00:28:04
DeeBo
So I went back and I did it, and goddammit.
00:28:05
k-hog semen hunters
You did them all? Oh my god, I knew you were going to go back and do everything.
00:28:06
DeeBo
It was another... like Dude, it was like another fucking...
00:28:09
k-hog semen hunters
It wasn't good, right? It wasn't even it wasn't even that good, his quest.
00:28:12
DeeBo
I don't get, yeah, I don't know. It was, it's not terrible, but it's like, it's, it's a lot at the end of the game.
00:28:18
k-hog semen hunters
It's not terrible, but like, compared to the other three, yeah.
00:28:21
DeeBo
It's a lot to throw at you at the end of the game. Like to just you throw look another love interest at you at the tail end.
00:28:24
k-hog semen hunters
Like, who... yeah like, who wouldn't who wouldn't who wouldn't have... Who wouldn't have married a love interest at that point? You know, like, who wouldn't have committed?
00:28:32
DeeBo
Yeah. Yeah. Like a hundred percent. So it was like, it was a little weird for for that reason alone. ah And in addition, it was just like...
00:28:46
DeeBo
You know, I did the Rogue stuff.
00:28:47
k-hog semen hunters
Sten is playing it right now, looks like.
00:28:48
DeeBo
and Because that was... Yeah, and then I got to do the Rogue stuff. which is Which did open up another ending. Because when initially did it, like I didn't have the option to do any of Like Johnny and Rogue.
00:28:58
k-hog semen hunters
That shit is cool. Oh, so you did the the one ending where you let... you Did you get the other ending where you just let Johnny take over completely?
00:29:07
DeeBo
Yeah, but I did it i did it from...
00:29:07
k-hog semen hunters
people Some people think that's the best ending.
00:29:10
DeeBo
So I did that, but I did it from where I played as Johnny. Like ah where like me and Rogue attacked Arasaka.
00:29:16
k-hog semen hunters
Okay.
00:29:21
DeeBo
So it's from my perspective that Johnny like, you know, goes back as opposed to.
00:29:26
k-hog semen hunters
Right.
00:29:27
DeeBo
you know I go into the cyber wall or whatever and then Johnny takes my body and then I don't really see what happens.
00:29:30
k-hog semen hunters
right
00:29:33
DeeBo
i It's funny. I beat the game technically like four or five times because I would just reload a save and then just like do the last mission from a different perspective. But none of the the none of the options I picked were me going into the the black wall or whatever.
00:29:50
DeeBo
And I was like, oh man. i kind of And then I find out there's a secret ending where
00:29:55
k-hog semen hunters
Yeah, you said you mentioned that.
00:29:57
DeeBo
Yeah, so apparently, if you...
00:29:59
k-hog semen hunters
Fuck that, dude.
00:29:59
DeeBo
I guess if you do enough things that Johnny likes...
00:30:01
k-hog semen hunters
Dude, that sounds like some OG Silent Hill 2 shit. If you bump into Maria a bunch of times, you get a different ending.
00:30:07
DeeBo
Yeah, so so if you do certain things that Johnny approves of, plus you know this, that, and the other thing, and then when you're on the rooftop, and Johnny's like, well, what do you want to do?
00:30:19
DeeBo
And then if you just don't make a decision for like five or six minutes... Johnny's like, wait, I got a crazy idea. and he's like, what if you and me just do it ourselves? Which is apparently it, the only difference is, is, ah how you get to that final mission.
00:30:35
DeeBo
The actual end is still just, you know, if you're controlling it and then, you know, you either let V take your body or you go into the source wall or what I'm saying source wall, but like whatever it is.
00:30:47
k-hog semen hunters
Yeah.
00:30:48
DeeBo
Um, But the point is, is i is i I beat it to death just about. and then ah And then I kind of need to take a little break. I need to take a break from games.
00:31:01
DeeBo
ah but That's a lot of game. I put about 99, like legitimately like 95 hours or something like that.
00:31:04
Steve-O
It's a big hunk a game.
00:31:04
k-hog semen hunters
Yeah, it's a lot.
00:31:09
k-hog semen hunters
Yeah, think look at me.
00:31:10
k-hog semen hunters
I went from Cyberpunk to Red Dead 1 to Red Dead 2 in that sequence.
00:31:17
k-hog semen hunters
last year leading into this year.
00:31:20
k-hog semen hunters
So I really needed Donkey Kong Bonanza. That was like a great cooler for me.
00:31:24
DeeBo
Yeah. Yeah. So i that being said, I did weirdly, cause this is not my type of game really, but I fucking, I fired up.
00:31:35
DeeBo
a I was like, Oh no, dude.
00:31:39
k-hog semen hunters
You fired up Claire Obscure Expedition 33, right?
00:31:42
DeeBo
No, no. I fired up dead cells.
00:31:45
k-hog semen hunters
I saw you playing that.
00:31:45
DeeBo
I was like, oh, well, because do you know what happened I had dead cells from but who knows when, you know, and then all the DLC was like two bucks.
00:31:56
Steve-O
Oh, like the Castlevania one?
00:31:58
DeeBo
So I was like, well, let me just get everything. And at that point, I kind of had a feeling. I was like, I bet you there's probably some sort of like.
00:32:06
k-hog semen hunters
You could have just gotten Silksong.
00:32:08
DeeBo
Yeah, I didn't want to.
00:32:10
Steve-O
Devin's like, I want to have fun.
00:32:10
DeeBo
I didn't. Yeah, I went have fun with myself. So I was just like fucking around that. And then I also bought a little game called Warhammer 40,000 Chaos Gate.
00:32:22
DeeBo
I bought the objectively shittier version of it, by the way. ah The piece, the console release of that game is not good. It's pretty borked from my understanding, but it was 12 bucks or whatever. but So I was like, fuck it.
00:32:38
DeeBo
So I've just been kind of tooling around. I've just been playing it safe before i I jump into something a little bit more serious that will most likely be a combination of Shinobi and or Claire Obscure.
00:32:54
DeeBo
I feel the pressure for Claire. the The pressure's all for Claire. Because like other people are starting to play it and other people have strong... It sounds like they're starting to have opinions, like pretty strong opinions about it.
00:33:04
k-hog semen hunters
Yeah. Yeah.
00:33:05
DeeBo
And I'm like... what What am I going to do? like I can't be like, don't talk about it. Right. So I'm just like, I'm worried. I'm just going to catch a stray spoiler here or there. And then I'm just not, it's going to get ruined for me.
00:33:18
k-hog semen hunters
Steve, maybe maybe I'm waiting for it to be released on Switch 2. is Is that coming out soon? Are they working on that or what?
00:33:25
Steve-O
I don't know why you ask me this every episode.
00:33:28
k-hog semen hunters
I ask every episode.
00:33:30
Steve-O
Steve, Steve, you're the guy
00:33:31
k-hog semen hunters
Did you hear did you hear anything, Steve?
00:33:32
Steve-O
You're the guy. Nah, they didn't tell me this week.
00:33:35
k-hog semen hunters
I can't be bothered to look it up myself. So, you know.
00:33:39
DeeBo
Oh, ah by the way, I rewatched. I watched something original and snooty. And I rewatched something stupid and sloppy.
00:33:52
DeeBo
ah So I watched. Well, rewatched The Suicide Squad. James Gunn's Suicide Squad.
00:33:58
Steve-O
Oh, James Gunn's. I want to rewatch that soon.
00:34:00
k-hog semen hunters
Oh, okay, so before you say anything, ah now that you've rewatched it, do you still think Fantastic Four First Steps is better?
00:34:10
k-hog semen hunters
Or not Fantastic Four, Thunderbolts.
00:34:12
k-hog semen hunters
Do you still think Thunderbolts is better than that movie?
00:34:14
k-hog semen hunters
Because I asked you, and you you said, yeah, I liked Thunderbolts more.
00:34:20
k-hog semen hunters
But I haven't watched The Suicide Squad.
00:34:22
DeeBo
I'm not going to lie.
00:34:23
k-hog semen hunters
Yeah.
00:34:24
DeeBo
I think I might like... i That might have actually confirmed that I like Thunderbolts a little bit more.
00:34:29
DeeBo
But I haven't seen Thunderbolts in a second time.
00:34:32
DeeBo
So, like, I kind of liked it less.
00:34:33
k-hog semen hunters
Yeah, I mean.
00:34:36
DeeBo
It's still not bad. But the thing is, is like...
00:34:40
DeeBo
its style is so different from like what he's done. Like it, it doesn't feel or look like anything he's done in guardians and it doesn't feel like peacemaker.
00:34:51
DeeBo
And it certainly doesn't feel like Superman.
00:34:53
k-hog semen hunters
Yeah, but TDK is in it.
00:34:53
Steve-O
It's PG 13, right?
00:34:54
k-hog semen hunters
He's the best character.
00:34:55
DeeBo
No, I get it. But it's like, you know, once you get the joke, like it's funny, but it's, it's not gonna, it's not gonna kill me. You know what I mean? I go, huh? That's, that's funny. Right. But it's like,
00:35:08
k-hog semen hunters
You're stupid.
00:35:09
DeeBo
the way it's just it feels like messy i know no it just it feels like
00:35:11
k-hog semen hunters
I hate you. His arms come off and they shoot his arms. They shoot his arms with guns. You don't think about that stuff.
00:35:20
DeeBo
i don't know man it's so i still liked it right but uh a ah little bit but weasel's in it so little he's in it he's in it like less than you kind of remember i think um
00:35:22
k-hog semen hunters
ah does Does Weasel hit different now that you've watched Creature Commandos?
00:35:28
k-hog semen hunters
Yeah, okay.
00:35:32
k-hog semen hunters
I think James Gunn did say that Creature Commandos is like basically a direct sequel to the Suicide Squad. He basically said that.
00:35:38
DeeBo
I believe that. Yeah, that makes more sense.
00:35:41
DeeBo
But like, ah yeah, it just feels a bit not like James Gunn. If that makes sense. Just the way some of the stuff is shot, like where they're just like.
00:35:51
k-hog semen hunters
Do you think it's because he was fresh straight coming off of Guardians and was tasked to do this in Snyder's universe?
00:36:02
Steve-O
Yeah, it him all for Guardians 2, right?
00:36:03
k-hog semen hunters
That's why It's not really his thing. Yeah.
00:36:06
DeeBo
Yeah, I mean, like he still wrote it, right? It's still his thing. and like you know There's only one reference to Superman in the whole and the whole deal.
00:36:15
k-hog semen hunters
Right.
00:36:16
DeeBo
and like And maybe it's just because Peacemaker is such a big deal in like the rest of the DC stuff that it feels weird that Bloodsport is the main guy.
00:36:27
k-hog semen hunters
He's like the main guy.
00:36:29
DeeBo
And I love me some Idris. And he's fine. He's he's good in it. But it's like, oh, that guy that just...
00:36:34
k-hog semen hunters
is blood sport Is Bloodsport gonna be... Is he like canon? For DCU?
00:36:39
k-hog semen hunters
Does anyone know?
00:36:39
Steve-O
I mean, Bloodsport was in Fortnite before Peacemaker and David Korn saw Superman. So...
00:36:45
DeeBo
whoa so I that's the thing man it doesn't it doesn't feel like it's canon either and that's the other weird thing yeah
00:36:47
k-hog semen hunters
Plus Starro's in it.
00:36:52
k-hog semen hunters
James... James Gunn is the... James Gunn is the king of deep cuts, huh? Like, fucking... Just Like, come on.
00:37:00
Steve-O
It is weird because it is this like hanging thing that like still is like semi and kind because that is where we got Peacemaker and and Rick Flag.
00:37:01
k-hog semen hunters
They're fighting Starro.
00:37:09
DeeBo
Yeah, it's where we got it.
00:37:10
k-hog semen hunters
ah har Does the Harley Quinn hallway scene still hit hit hard?
00:37:14
k-hog semen hunters
Like, it's still cool?
00:37:16
k-hog semen hunters
It's not that cool?
00:37:17
DeeBo
It's fine. don't know.
00:37:19
k-hog semen hunters
It's not that cool?
00:37:19
DeeBo
It was never really... It's just weird.
00:37:22
k-hog semen hunters
Okay.
00:37:23
DeeBo
Yeah, because Harley's in here. What's the deal with Harley?
00:37:27
DeeBo
Unfortunately, it's got like that weird... You can tell just things are in flux. and it's I don't know. It just it feels like...
00:37:38
DeeBo
Messier and and not in ah in a particularly. It's so good. Like, I'm not going to. I'm just like I'm being very nitpicky at this point. But also, I was a little irritated because ah the only reason we watched it is because Jenny started watching Peacemaker season two with me.
00:37:55
DeeBo
Then I realized she never saw season one. And then I realized she never saw the Suicide Squad.
00:38:00
Steve-O
Oh, you had to jump all the way back.
00:38:02
DeeBo
So was like, well, let's because like, you know, and peacemakers, spoilers, i guess, ah you know, they they kind of keep cutting back to the fact that he killed Rick Flag.
00:38:10
k-hog semen hunters
Right.
00:38:10
DeeBo
And she's like, what? I'm like, oh, let's watch the movie. And then what do you think happens, guys? She starts getting real droopy eyed and I pause it and I'm like, Hey, why don't you sit Why don't you sit up for me?
00:38:24
DeeBo
Hey, Hey, can you sit up? Can you sit up? Hey hon, I've seen this one already. um don't need to see it again. Hey, Hey, you awake?
00:38:32
Steve-O
What time do you watch movies around?
00:38:32
DeeBo
Dude, it doesn't matter. If I, if I enjoy something she's going to sleep.
00:38:39
DeeBo
So i know she loves me. Oh, just something that's important to you. Again, I was cat. She catfished me 100%. I was catfished. Because she powered through all of the extended edition Lord the Rings movies, was asking me questions, was present.
00:38:56
DeeBo
And I was checking.
00:38:57
DeeBo
And then I was like, oh, man, I got me a real one. I got me somebody who who actually likes movies a lot.
00:39:02
DeeBo
and and And that was the only one, dude. That was the only one. um I mean, listen, and to be honest, like, it's not super late. It's like seven o'clock, eight o'clock.
00:39:16
DeeBo
I don't think that's too late. But then she wants to lay down. And then she's like, hey, what if we did this? And what if we made food? And what if I smoked this? And all of a sudden, you know, she's passed out. And I'm like, okay, cool.
00:39:31
DeeBo
say So I watched the rest of a movie I've seen already, which is...
00:39:35
Steve-O
You just need to be like, that's Rick Flagg. He's going to get it.
00:39:39
DeeBo
I mean, listen, and again, not to call a complete rant about this, but like she's the type of person that goes like, she's not going to be like, oh my God, we got to pick up where we left off. She's just like, oh, let me know what happened.
00:39:54
Steve-O
I respect that, though.
00:39:54
DeeBo
Which is both wonderful and extremely off-putting at the same time.
Live Events & Personal Anecdotes
00:40:00
Steve-O
here's the thing. Maybe you didn't think about this, but maybe she just doesn't know where Rick Flag is from. And maybe you need to show her Suicide Squad 2016. Because that's where Harley comes from.
00:40:08
k-hog semen hunters
Oh, the first Suicide Squad. Oh, man.
00:40:12
Steve-O
Because that's really discombobulating.
00:40:14
Steve-O
You're really kind of...
00:40:14
k-hog semen hunters
Slipknot? Yeah, how do you know who Slipknot is, Devin?
00:40:16
Steve-O
Yeah. You got to know about Slipknot.
00:40:18
DeeBo
Now, dude, listen. she We're at this point where like she'll ask me a question, and if I pause whatever we're watching to explain it to her, she like rolls her eyes. She's like, fuck, I didn't need this.
00:40:30
DeeBo
I didn't ask for this much information.
00:40:31
k-hog semen hunters
Yeah.
00:40:33
DeeBo
Because started, was like, well, the thing is, there's this, and then Zack Snyder's making his movies. a bit better but mean The other thing that happened, and then around this time, James Gunn got fired from his job Marvel. i think
00:40:43
Steve-O
Dude, she's at the finish line.
00:40:44
Steve-O
She knows she's going to get married in almost a year.
00:40:46
DeeBo
I know. She just needs, yeah, but I need to give her the context.
00:40:50
k-hog semen hunters
Yeah, she got...
00:40:50
DeeBo
She doesn't have the context.
00:40:50
Steve-O
yeah the contract.
00:40:51
DeeBo
She's not going to fucking get it. She's not going to fucking understand it.
00:40:53
Steve-O
it's gonna be it's No, it's a money in the bank wedding.
00:40:53
k-hog semen hunters
She's the... Nah, dude. Yeah, she's the ah she's the pro athlete that got that got is his big max contract.
00:41:00
k-hog semen hunters
Now she can just chill.
00:41:01
DeeBo
Yeah, yeah. now Now she's putting up fucking all-time bad numbers.
00:41:06
k-hog semen hunters
Because she finally got that contract, baby.
00:41:07
DeeBo
Fucking bitch. Fucking slut.
00:41:09
k-hog semen hunters
Yeah.
00:41:10
DeeBo
Yeah. um I'm not mad. I'm not bitter. But, so I watched that. and And then i I went to the opera, fellas.
00:41:23
Steve-O
That's a weird follow-up.
00:41:24
DeeBo
you know Well, I did something snooty.
00:41:25
k-hog semen hunters
did you have your ah did you Did you have those one-handed binoculars with you too?
00:41:29
k-hog semen hunters
Like the fancy ones?
00:41:30
DeeBo
We thought about it. We thought about investing. um
00:41:33
k-hog semen hunters
How much were they at the opera?
00:41:35
DeeBo
I don't know. No, they didn't sell them at the opera.
00:41:38
Steve-O
Did you, could you rent them?
00:41:39
k-hog semen hunters
So it was random street vendors right outside selling them for like
00:41:42
DeeBo
No, I don't know. ah One of her friends was like, I'm going to buy these. And then she's like, I couldn't find them. And I was like, it's fine. I wouldn't have done it.
00:41:51
Steve-O
Do they got snacks?
00:41:54
Steve-O
They got snacks at the opera?
00:41:55
DeeBo
Oh, God. thought you said, do they have sex at the opera? i was like, maybe. i don't know.
00:42:01
Steve-O
Depends on the show.
00:42:02
k-hog semen hunters
It's not Korn, Steve. They don't just jack off at the opera.
00:42:06
DeeBo
No, dude, dude. And it was funny because like we we dressed up nice. we I wore slacks.
00:42:13
k-hog semen hunters
Is it still like a formal event?
00:42:14
k-hog semen hunters
like Did you have to dress up?
00:42:15
DeeBo
Yeah, I would say. so Yeah, I think there is a bit of a dress.
00:42:18
k-hog semen hunters
Anyone show up in jeans and flip-flops and a Hawaiian shirt?
00:42:20
DeeBo
I saw some t-shirts. I saw some t-shirts. I'm gonna act like it did.
00:42:23
k-hog semen hunters
ah Respect to those guys.
00:42:25
DeeBo
um so uh oh also throughout the show there was a this woman had she had karen aura he was like floating off no i'd say no no no i'd say i'd say more traditional karen aura like i uh there was a point where i had gone up to go to the bathroom and i was uh
00:42:27
k-hog semen hunters
ACAB.
00:42:33
k-hog semen hunters
there Was there an intermission and stuff?
00:42:38
k-hog semen hunters
Oh, not Philly's Karen? Like if they threw a baseball under the stands, she would have yelled at somebody.
00:42:43
Steve-O
He take it away from your child.
00:42:53
DeeBo
I was looking up the the the little Furbo camera to like look at the dog. Oh, man, he's like looking. ah you just looked cute. So I took a screenshot. I get back to my seat and I'm like whispering to Jen, like in her ear.
00:43:07
DeeBo
Like um my head is entirely in her hair. And I'm like, oh, I took a picture of the dog. And this woman fucking shoots her neck back and just glares at us.
00:43:18
DeeBo
And I was like, oh, okay. Sorry. Sorry, miss. Didn't mean to, you know, I guess we were talking during the ah thing. And then she did that no less than like six times.
00:43:29
DeeBo
And sometimes it was at me. Sometimes she probably thought it was us and it was somebody else. But this woman was about to lose her fucking mind on us. And I was getting so mad.
00:43:41
DeeBo
Like i was I was about to be like, miss, is your neck okay? Because you keep snapping it back like something's wrong. And I want to make sure like this woman was driving me nuts. So.
00:43:53
Steve-O
They kind of keep the lights on in the opera too a little bit, don't they?
00:43:56
DeeBo
i mean, don't know.
00:43:57
Steve-O
but It's not like a movie theater, right? like
00:43:59
DeeBo
They go up and down, you know, when when the song's over.
00:44:01
k-hog semen hunters
Was it like four hours long?
00:44:02
DeeBo
Dude, it felt like it.
00:44:02
k-hog semen hunters
Like show? like a broadway show
00:44:04
DeeBo
It felt like it. So.
00:44:05
Steve-O
You can't leave your seat too, right?
00:44:07
DeeBo
Oh, no, no, you can.
00:44:07
Steve-O
It's like kind of like a baseball game.
00:44:08
DeeBo
You can. You just got wait till like the song's over. You know, it's like ah like a baseball. You can't just go in a minute.
00:44:13
DeeBo
You got to wait till the at-bat's over.
00:44:14
Steve-O
The songs are like the... okay
00:44:16
DeeBo
Yeah, so I've discovered... This wasn't a shock, by the way, but I didn't think I was going to like the opera. turns out I don't like the opera. um And this was like a bunch of one-offs.
00:44:29
DeeBo
It's not like this was a...
00:44:29
k-hog semen hunters
I mean, it depends on the opera, though.
00:44:31
DeeBo
There was not a narrative, right?
00:44:32
k-hog semen hunters
You know?
00:44:32
DeeBo
No, no, it doesn't.
00:44:33
k-hog semen hunters
Like, you probably would...
00:44:33
Steve-O
If there was a Lord of the Rings opera.
00:44:35
DeeBo
Dude, I will tell you right now, it doesn't.
00:44:36
k-hog semen hunters
Like, Phantom of the Opera, you would like?
00:44:39
k-hog semen hunters
Magic Flute?
00:44:40
k-hog semen hunters
Magic Flute, you would like?
00:44:41
DeeBo
I'll tell it doesn't matter.
00:44:43
Steve-O
Roberto Zambinos.
00:44:44
DeeBo
It does not matter. I'd like... So I'm sitting there.
00:44:49
k-hog semen hunters
Don Giovanni!
00:44:50
k-hog semen hunters
Or The Marriage of Figaro. What about those two?
00:44:52
DeeBo
And it's just a bunch of assholes.
00:44:53
k-hog semen hunters
Yeah. You gotta go to a Mozart one, dude. You can't go to this fucking Vox ma Ex Machina one.
00:44:57
DeeBo
me No, let me tell you this. so yeah I'll tell you right now. It's a bunch of assholes in sequin outfits just... doing opera voices, octaves up and down, some hand motions, but that's it. On stage, there's literally nothing to look at.
00:45:12
DeeBo
It's the most boring show I've ever, I've seen it in a good long while. It's impressive. Audibly, it's crazy, right? All respect to opera singers, but...
00:45:25
DeeBo
as a As a performance, it's not fun to watch. i was I was like, okay, I get it. That seems to be it. And then I just get bored and I just start looking at the architecture of the building, which is far more interesting.
00:45:38
DeeBo
Then I start crowd watching and then I just start losing โ because I'm like, I got get the fuck out of here. Like I'm going to lose my fucking mind if I have to sit through this like any longer. Yeah.
00:45:48
Steve-O
John, if you told me that Devin Kopeck was going to not enjoy the opera, four i would have said, what are you, ridiculous?
00:45:54
DeeBo
would have said yeah that checks it out yeah I mean I started that with like hey stop the presses not not a fan um no dude it's just like and the thing is is like I don't mind operatic music like I really don't like I appreciate it I think some of the best needle drops in film like are opera songs you know what I mean like
00:45:56
k-hog semen hunters
You would have slapped me in the fucking face.
00:46:23
DeeBo
And I was sitting there and I enjoyed it more if I just closed โ I closed my eyes and I was like, this is better. Because it's like I'm just listening to it and it's crazy impressive. But just like as a show, you can't understand what they're saying.
00:46:37
DeeBo
It's on purpose, right? You're not supposed to.
00:46:40
k-hog semen hunters
It's in a Italian.
00:46:40
DeeBo
But like there's โ
00:46:41
DeeBo
Dude, no, it's not it's just up and down with with your throat. That's what it is. There's no fucking lyrics. And then they they were singing a little bit somewhat more contemporary songs. Like they were singing like, here comes the clown.
00:46:55
DeeBo
Or bring in the clown. And um there are lyrics. But then they operarize the lyrics. And then they make the song worse. And I'm like, you're ruining the song with your opera bullshit.
00:47:09
DeeBo
Like, I hate this. So it was um a frustrating night because i get we get out and everybody's like, oh, my God, it was so good. And I was like, yeah, I didn't care for it.
00:47:20
DeeBo
And they're like, really? And I was like, yeah, no this is like not my thing.
00:47:22
k-hog semen hunters
You're fucking negative Nancy.
00:47:25
k-hog semen hunters
That's awesome.
00:47:26
DeeBo
Also, early in the week, went to an AEW show and I kind of had the same reaction. kind of had the same reaction, though.
00:47:32
k-hog semen hunters
I don't like pro wrestling.
00:47:33
DeeBo
I was like, I hate this.
00:47:33
k-hog semen hunters
It just doesn't do it for me.
00:47:34
DeeBo
I was like i don't want to I don't want to fucking be here.
00:47:36
Steve-O
Well, I saw you sat behind the biggest man in the world.
00:47:39
DeeBo
Dude, that guy was gigantic. And they stood up at every chance they got. And then you couldn't see anything. And I was like, it sounds like it's a good show.
00:47:51
DeeBo
And also the seat that I picked it just happened to be the one that dripped ah coolant from the AC.
00:47:57
k-hog semen hunters
Cheese.
00:47:59
DeeBo
And it was on Jenny. So I was like, Jenny, let's do this.
00:48:00
k-hog semen hunters
Wait, where was this at?
00:48:01
Steve-O
Yeah, where was this?
00:48:01
DeeBo
This is at 2300 Arena.
00:48:05
k-hog semen hunters
Wasn't that like Wells Fargo Center?
00:48:06
DeeBo
No, it wasn't like, like yeah no, no. It was a very small venue.
00:48:09
Steve-O
Nah, this is AEW.
00:48:11
DeeBo
um But which, again, makes you think like, oh, it's small venue. It's going like a lot easier to see shit.
00:48:16
DeeBo
Turns out a lot harder to see shit. Because if one fucking dude stands up, you can't see a goddamn thing.
00:48:24
Steve-O
You sat behind Andre the Giant.
00:48:25
DeeBo
Yeah. And then, yeah. So it was not a good week for me in live ah live events.
00:48:31
Steve-O
So, opera was bad.
00:48:32
k-hog semen hunters
Live entertainment.
00:48:34
Steve-O
The wrestling was bad.
00:48:36
DeeBo
The wrestling was good, but my experience was bad.
00:48:40
Steve-O
Any superstars there?
00:48:41
Steve-O
You see any stars that like wowed you?
00:48:43
DeeBo
ah I mean, i i was about two feet away from Jon Moxley. That was pretty cool.
00:48:51
DeeBo
And Cesaro. Actually, it was funny. Cesaro was up there. I was like, Jenny, um'm not a I don't view myself as a gay man, but that is a fucking unit of an individual.
00:49:01
DeeBo
And I would suck that man dry.
00:49:04
k-hog semen hunters
my God.
00:49:04
DeeBo
Right here and now. Dude, Cesaro's a babe.
00:49:07
Steve-O
Dude, that that was my work buddy.
00:49:08
DeeBo
ah cla Claudio Castagnoli.
00:49:12
k-hog semen hunters
He's an Adonis.
00:49:14
Steve-O
He's so strong, John.
00:49:14
k-hog semen hunters
that what you're trying to say?
00:49:14
DeeBo
he Dude, Dude, dude. Yeah, he's... yo Yeah.
00:49:18
k-hog semen hunters
He's an Adonis.
00:49:21
Steve-O
keep He's like baseball fit, but he's also strong like a cartoon strongman.
00:49:27
k-hog semen hunters
Baseball fit could mean multiple different things, Steve.
00:49:33
Steve-O
He doesn't look like a roid freak.
00:49:37
DeeBo
Yeah, wait, let me see if where I can post these videos. don't know if they're...
00:49:40
Steve-O
Wait, videos of wrestling, not you doing something to Claudio Cassione, right?
00:49:44
DeeBo
Don't worry about what I'm going to post.
00:49:46
DeeBo
Don't you worry about what I'm going to post.
00:49:47
Steve-O
I'm going to say next week, Devin, you go to ballet and maybe like some sort of like fiddle competition, and we'll see which one you like more.
00:49:55
DeeBo
Oh, you know, i had i had ah I had another slightly bad live event.
00:50:00
DeeBo
We're pushing the the definition here, but... You got a haircut. Yeah.
00:50:07
k-hog semen hunters
How's that a live event?
00:50:08
Steve-O
I don't think you can call a haircut a live event.
00:50:11
Steve-O
Was it a bad haircut?
00:50:12
Steve-O
or is Is that what you're saying?
00:50:12
k-hog semen hunters
Yeah, was there was there live performers there?
00:50:13
DeeBo
oh Okay, okay. so So i'm going to take I'm going to take my fair share of the blame here. This was a very last minute decision. And I said, you know what? Fuck it.
00:50:25
DeeBo
i just going to online go to haircuttery. Fuck it. On my lunch break. no No big deal, right? You can get this all done in an hour. I go on the website haircuttery.com finds my location.
00:50:38
DeeBo
i make an appointment. Bing, bang, boom. Right. I go to the one that's like a mile away. I walk in. They're like, what's your, ah yeah Hey, I have a one o'clock. They're like, what's your name? Then they're like, what's your email?
00:50:49
DeeBo
What's your phone number? at this point, I'm like, this isn't the right haircuttery. I'm at the wrong one. They're like, you're at the wrong one.
00:50:54
k-hog semen hunters
You went to the wrong one.
00:50:54
DeeBo
And I said, I gathered that by the way.
00:50:57
k-hog semen hunters
Can you still cut my hair?
00:50:58
DeeBo
Yeah, and by the way, I'm in a completely empty hair cutter. So I was like, do you have openings? And she was like, yeah. um Just give me like five minutes. some Some girls coming in, she'll be able to cut your hair.
00:51:10
DeeBo
was like, great. Coming, girl comes in. I sit down. I show her a picture. I say, this is what I'm looking for. Now, I'm sure if you've ever done this, they just go, okay, yeah, I see what you're going for.
00:51:26
DeeBo
I showed a picture of this this haircut and this woman went, oh, I don't know. And I was like, what do you mean? like And then I overhear her say, I'm not comfortable cutting men's hair yet.
00:51:39
DeeBo
was like, are you fucking kidding me?
00:51:40
k-hog semen hunters
Oh, man.
00:51:41
k-hog semen hunters
Yet. Oh, dog.
00:51:43
DeeBo
So, and no shade. I understand everybody's got to start somewhere, but it doesn't, yeah.
00:51:47
k-hog semen hunters
i don't i don't know how to I don't know how to make dreadlocks, sir. I'm sorry. but Were there any idol hairstylists around at this time or no?
00:51:51
Steve-O
is that what you did? You brought it
00:51:52
DeeBo
Yeah. So I was like, yo, come on, man.
00:51:56
Steve-O
David brings a picture of Lobo in.
00:51:58
DeeBo
Yeah. So here's the good.
00:52:02
DeeBo
Well, he loves it so good news, bad news, right? It's bad news. She's like, she's clearly green, not comfortable with men's haircut.
00:52:09
k-hog semen hunters
Red shirt. Yeah, she's red shirt.
00:52:10
DeeBo
Yeah. Clear. Good news is like, she basically had a teacher there the whole time that was like, Hey, do this. Yeah, that looks good. So what you want to do with this is you want to do X, Y, and Z, right? It was basically, I was getting, i was having two,
00:52:22
k-hog semen hunters
Oh, it's like a teacher you're at the teaching hospital, basically. and
00:52:25
DeeBo
A little bit, but I didn't fucking pay to go to a teaching hospital. I paid to go to a fucking normal haircuttery.
00:52:28
Steve-O
You're at a haircuttery.
00:52:31
DeeBo
So, um dude, I know.
00:52:32
k-hog semen hunters
Listen, you gotta go to a barbershop, have not a haircutter.
00:52:35
DeeBo
Now listen, i've I've been told this many times.
00:52:36
k-hog semen hunters
Then you could talk shop.
00:52:37
Steve-O
Well, hey, normally on the website for haircuttery, you can like go through the names and like see what level of.
00:52:45
k-hog semen hunters
Oh, they have like a level of like professional?
00:52:47
Steve-O
They've got like ranks. Yeah.
00:52:49
DeeBo
yeah to be fair though, to be fair, again, i i went to i went to the wrong haircuttery, right?
00:52:49
k-hog semen hunters
Oh, shit. Master rank?
00:52:54
k-hog semen hunters
Platinum? You gotta go for the platinum.
00:52:56
k-hog semen hunters
The platinum ranked person.
00:52:57
DeeBo
so So the thing is, is like i think I got a decent haircut, right?
00:52:58
k-hog semen hunters
Plat rank or higher.
00:53:03
k-hog semen hunters
you got You got bronze.
00:53:04
Steve-O
Yeah, bronze rank haircut?
00:53:06
DeeBo
High bronze, bronze plus.
00:53:07
k-hog semen hunters
Oh, man. It's
00:53:10
k-hog semen hunters
she's yeah So she's just mashing buttons at this point.
00:53:12
k-hog semen hunters
she's not you She doesn't even know any bread and butter combos or anti-airs.
00:53:17
DeeBo
I'm just going to listen. I'm just going to say this. I was like, hey, can before she's like, I think we're all done. I was like, no, can we pull out the texturing shears first?
00:53:26
DeeBo
She's like, oh, that's a good point. I was like, I know.
00:53:29
k-hog semen hunters
Oh, my God.
00:53:30
DeeBo
you know and You know what I mean? So I'm like, so here's where it goes from like, and here but here's where it goes from like to like, oh, this is a bad idea.
00:53:35
k-hog semen hunters
Sir, why are you sweating so bad? Is is everything okay, sir?
00:53:42
DeeBo
Dude, my head breaks out. Like, I get all these fucking pimples on the side of my head and shit.
TV Show Critiques and Speculations
00:53:48
DeeBo
And Jenny's like, yo, I don't think that chick cleaned her her shears.
00:53:51
k-hog semen hunters
clean She didn't clean her shears, yeah.
00:53:52
DeeBo
I was like, yeah, i bet you that rookie-ass bitch didn't clean her shears.
00:53:55
k-hog semen hunters
they were they either weren't yeah They either weren't cleaned or like weren't lubed or whatever, so it's like...
00:53:59
Steve-O
She didn't dunk it in the blue goo.
00:53:59
DeeBo
Yeah. So i got like I got, like, a little bit of... i got, like, skull acne right now. And I'm like, this sucks.
00:54:07
k-hog semen hunters
got hurt you got you have hurt You got herpes on your head, it's fine.
00:54:09
Steve-O
You got heteroids.
00:54:11
k-hog semen hunters
Hedroids! Hedroids.
00:54:12
DeeBo
Yeah. And I'm like, how do I fucking fix it? What do I soap my skull? Like, i don't know, man. I'm just like, haircut's not bad, but I, yeah.
00:54:22
k-hog semen hunters
Damn, live events for you. Not good this week.
00:54:25
DeeBo
Wait, yeah. Is the jury in?
00:54:26
k-hog semen hunters
that does that definitely That definitely does not count as a live event.
00:54:26
DeeBo
Does that count as live event? Damn
00:54:29
Steve-O
um you know what You know what?
00:54:30
Steve-O
Hold on he did He did pre-order tickets to this quote-unquote live event.
00:54:35
k-hog semen hunters
Yeah, but then he went to the wrong show.
00:54:37
k-hog semen hunters
That's not on him.
00:54:38
Steve-O
He did go to the wrong show.
00:54:43
Steve-O
He went to the wrong opera.
00:54:45
DeeBo
I whipped him the wrong offer, dude.
00:54:46
Steve-O
went to the wrong opera.
00:54:47
k-hog semen hunters
order yeah he went He ordered tickets to the opera and and went to... Went to a fucking high school play by accident.
00:54:54
Steve-O
I'm not going lie. I am thoroughly enjoyed by like Devin going to random live events and like rating them.
00:55:01
Steve-O
That would be like your like your travel show, Devin.
00:55:05
k-hog semen hunters
I thought the travel show was him trying the fucking the the double down.
00:55:09
Steve-O
That would be like episode one.
00:55:09
k-hog semen hunters
That was the travel show.
00:55:15
k-hog semen hunters
When he tried the double down.
00:55:16
DeeBo
Yeah, so i i had a topsy-turvy live event week, we'll say. you know, and in in the meantime, watched some shows, beat a video game.
00:55:28
Steve-O
What'd watch? What'd watch?
00:55:30
DeeBo
So, ah all right, this might be a bit of a hot take. Jury's still out here, but i'm I'm on the verge of being disappointed with season two of Peacemaker.
00:55:43
DeeBo
I'm getting close, dude. Because it's like, i don't mean to sound...
00:55:47
k-hog semen hunters
They seem short. The last two seemed really short. Like, they seem like they're...
00:55:49
DeeBo
You're right. It feels like it should have been one episode. That would have been a great one episode.
00:55:52
k-hog semen hunters
Yeah.
00:55:54
DeeBo
ah Maybe not great. but like So it feels like that that's been a bit odd. I feel like, not to toot our own horn, but I think the plot point, the twist is pretty obvious. And I feel like a lot of us are just looking at our watch waiting for it.
00:56:09
Steve-O
You're waiting for the shoe to drop.
00:56:11
DeeBo
Like, come on, dude. Let's just, it's, you're not that clever.
00:56:13
k-hog semen hunters
Yeah, get in there.
00:56:13
DeeBo
Like, let's get there.
00:56:14
k-hog semen hunters
Yeah, get in there.
00:56:15
DeeBo
um So, yeah. like So, I'm hoping to count the back half of this season picks up. Because, you know, like, I get it.
00:56:23
k-hog semen hunters
I think it does.
00:56:24
k-hog semen hunters
This is the... this is the like He said like episode...
00:56:28
k-hog semen hunters
They were saying like episode 6, 7, and 8 where he wouldn't even let his publicist watch early or some shit.
00:56:35
DeeBo
Well, good, because I've been, i I'm waiting for like Adrian's been a bit kind of a nothing.
00:56:36
k-hog semen hunters
Because it's like cause apparently it's crazy.
00:56:43
k-hog semen hunters
yeah Yeah, we haven't had enough Adrian.
00:56:45
DeeBo
yeah like Chris's, like I understand character growth like needs to happen.
00:56:48
k-hog semen hunters
Where's Superman? I want to see Superman.
00:56:49
Steve-O
Where's Superman?
00:56:50
k-hog semen hunters
Alright?
00:56:52
k-hog semen hunters
Show me Millie Alcock and David Cornswet, and then I'll...
00:56:55
DeeBo
yeah So like Peacemaker, am ready to be blown away. I'm just kind of still waiting. um And Steve, I don't, did you catch up on, are you, are you current with alien earth?
00:57:07
DeeBo
Okay. So I'm not going to spoil it, but yeah.
00:57:10
k-hog semen hunters
Yeah, because I might start that soon, so...
00:57:11
Steve-O
That might be one of John's shows.
00:57:13
DeeBo
Yeah. I'm not going to spoil it, but I feel like, and this isn't for absolutely everyone, but I feel like starting with Prometheus The Alien franchise has always had a moment where it's like the most smooth brain shit has to happen.
00:57:31
Steve-O
I know what you're talking about.
00:57:33
DeeBo
So there's a sequence in this episode. I don't know. Maybe not, Steve, because there's a few and some have fun payoffs. And one is a moment where I'm like, I don't know how this got past the writing room.
00:57:45
Steve-O
Right. it No, if it's the part I think it is, it is some like, it is essentially someone putting a gun into their mouth and shooting themselves.
00:57:55
DeeBo
ah its just It was just like, a you know, oh I'll message you because like, I don't even know how big of a deal it is, but it's just kind of one of those things where they're like, hey, here's the idea.
00:58:06
DeeBo
and I feel like the first question would have killed the idea. And it was either ignored or they were just like, I don't care.
00:58:15
DeeBo
We're just still going to do it.
00:58:17
DeeBo
um And it just like, it's so stupid, dude.
00:58:20
DeeBo
It's just so dumb. ah Hold on. Okay.
00:58:24
Steve-O
Yeah, there I mean. For all the smart things they do, they definitely do some some very boneheaded things.
00:58:38
DeeBo
i you know, like, i because there's the smooth, some of the stuff is like, oh, that was fun. Right. That was fun. Whatever. But like, it's just that one moment that I was talking about. I was like, this is so stupid.
00:58:52
DeeBo
And I just don't, it's not, it doesn't lead anything fun. It's just like, stupid it's just bad writing to me.
00:59:00
DeeBo
And I understand like every once in a while, you know, we talk about the idiot ball. Somebody needs to do something stupid, especially in these alien movies. But at the same time, this one, I was just like, I just don't see the logic behind that.
00:59:17
DeeBo
And exactly. It was right away. And I was like, yeah, of course it would be. Why wouldn't it be? So, um... That being said, it had what it also, in the same episode, had one of my favorite moments, which is the elevator scene with Kirsch and kirssh and the the cyborg.
00:59:37
DeeBo
i That conversation was like, oh my goodness.
00:59:41
DeeBo
So, um you know, um it's not like it ruined the show for me or anything like that, but it was just a moment where i was like, well, that seems dumb.
00:59:50
DeeBo
And then that was proven right 10 minutes later. i was like, yeah, okay.
00:59:53
Steve-O
It was definitely like, it went from like feeling really like, well, that's weird. That was very much like TV writing, like old TV writing.
01:00:01
DeeBo
Yeah, yeah, yeah. It's just, what are we doing here? But, you know, like, it was on the level of, hey, I just gave birth to a big alien egg, and I'm not going to tell anybody about it in Bromidius.
01:00:11
DeeBo
It's like, you know, we're just not going talk about it?
01:00:14
Steve-O
We're just going to sweep this one under the rug.
01:00:14
DeeBo
Like, not at all? you not go have You're not going to mention that at all to eighty anyone. And then it's just...
01:00:19
Steve-O
it's I think it's still some of the best stuff on TV right now.
01:00:23
DeeBo
A hundred percent. Yeah. It's still probably my favorite show that I'm watching right now.
01:00:29
DeeBo
um I put a couple more episodes into the expanse and then I realized i still haven't caught up to where I stopped last time. Which is not a bad thing, but I was like, God damn it.
01:00:41
DeeBo
just want to get to the new stuff.
01:00:41
Steve-O
you're You're much deeper than I thought. Okay.
01:00:44
DeeBo
I was like six. I must have watched like half the season of expanse before I quit. ah But then what?
01:00:50
Steve-O
Are you enjoying it? Are you...
01:00:53
DeeBo
I am. Um, the plot is, it's an interesting plot. I mean, it's kind of like, I'm probably going butcher it for people that, uh, have watched six seasons of the show, but, uh,
01:01:09
DeeBo
Earth and Mars are essentially in a cold war for, get this, resources.
01:01:15
DeeBo
And in the middle of this are the people that mine the asteroids. They mine space rocks, essentially, because that's where all the natural resources are coming from.
01:01:28
DeeBo
ah So they're called the Belters. And the Belters basically are getting the short end of the stick no matter what. right If Earth wins, they get fucked. If Mars wins, they get fucked. Um, and then, you know, yeah there's kind of a character in each side and you're kind of following a certain character.
01:01:47
DeeBo
Uh, but essentially the big inciting incident from my understanding is, uh, these belters answer a distress call on a Martian ship that had like a, some, some important person's daughter on it. They didn't know this, of course,
01:02:06
DeeBo
ah But then a Martian ship shows up and blows up all the ships in the, you know, in the area. And then, except for these characters that are on this little shuttle, they get away.
01:02:20
DeeBo
Then they get picked up by Martians and they're why'd you blow up the ship? And they say, why did you blow up the ship? And then you find out some mysterious third party is is trying to, is trying to essentially incite a war between Earth and Mars. And ah so far,
01:02:36
DeeBo
I don't hate it. It's pretty good. It's got, uh, it's got the Punisher in it. Wait, no, I can't say that.
01:02:42
DeeBo
It's got Tom Jane in it.
01:02:44
Steve-O
Oh, it has Punisher in it.
01:02:44
DeeBo
Yes. Yeah. Yeah. I forgot about, forgot that there's been like five Punishers since then.
01:02:50
Steve-O
Yeah, we're we're three Punishers deep since Tom did.
01:02:53
DeeBo
Yeah. Yeah. My bad. My bad. My bad. But, um, ah Tom Jane's in it and that's fun. Uh, there's a lot of, um, ah Jamaican slang. I think the Belters speak some sort of like, it's like a mix of like Jamaican and like South African dialect, which is, don't know, fun little weirdo thing.
01:03:13
Steve-O
When did the expanse start?
01:03:16
DeeBo
want to say 2016. When was the first season?
01:03:22
Steve-O
And you're playing this, you're, you're, you're watching this so you can play a telltale game.
01:03:27
DeeBo
Oh, so I bought the Telltale game. That was like little.
01:03:28
Steve-O
Okay. Yeah. I thought so. I thought so. I thought so.
01:03:31
DeeBo
December 14th, 2015. So yeah, 2015, 2016.
01:03:36
Steve-O
10 years. It's been kicking.
01:03:37
DeeBo
yeah And I think, you know, it sucks. This is like, ah haven't really researched it because I don't want to lose the momentum that I have right now. But my understanding so the expanse based off a book. That's like nine books.
01:03:53
DeeBo
It's like a nine book series. Yeah.
01:03:55
DeeBo
Plus novellas and all that shit. But like, apparently the show has an abrupt ending. Like it's not done.
01:04:05
DeeBo
And it's so I'm like, and one of my biggest things where if I find out that like a show just gets cut off at the knees, my desire to finish it is just like completely gone. But I don't know. I think I want to stick with it.
01:04:21
DeeBo
want to keep going. So we'll see.
01:04:22
Steve-O
You're trying to finish the fight. I hear you.
01:04:25
DeeBo
Yeah, and then, i you know, then maybe I'll play a Telltale game. Maybe maybe I'll find... I'll remember the can't, you know?
01:04:35
Steve-O
Devin will remember this.
01:04:37
DeeBo
I'll remember the the CQB. I'll find out about windmills. I'm just reading episode titles at this point.
01:04:45
Steve-O
Yeah, I don't know what you're doing.
01:04:45
Steve-O
I don't know what you're talking about, man. you're too You're too inside baseball for the expanse for me.
01:04:49
DeeBo
Sorry, dude. Sorry. 62 episodes.
01:04:52
Steve-O
John, what are your thoughts on the Peacemaker?
01:04:55
Steve-O
Because ah the the most recent Peacemaker, because it sounds like it sounds like Devin's falling off.
01:05:00
k-hog semen hunters
I'm not falling off. I still really liked it. um I do agree with Devin where it is kind of like they are still kind of hanging on to that ah big twist, which I think everybody basically figured out.
01:05:16
k-hog semen hunters
But I'm I can't say I'm not. and enjoying the shit out of it though still like yeah we aren't getting enough adrian yet but we got langston flurry dude he's he's totally gonna die though i think this season they're gonna kill him i think i think so yeah
01:05:27
Steve-O
This is some of the my favorite stuff Tim Meadows has done.
01:05:31
DeeBo
Yeah, I mean, he's he's great.
01:05:36
DeeBo
Yeah? i don't know, man. i think James Gunn strikes me as a guy that knows but knows who he wants to keep around.
01:05:44
k-hog semen hunters
knows gold knows gold and what to keep around
01:05:45
DeeBo
yeah, and I think you'd be insane. You can't...
01:05:47
Steve-O
i was... yeah he likes He likes... If he likes you, he keeps you around for good.
01:05:52
k-hog semen hunters
Econogote is fucking rising the ranks though.
01:05:55
k-hog semen hunters
Like he's. He actually has like a very. um Like a very big part of this season. I think more more than last season. I believe.
01:06:05
k-hog semen hunters
Like he's a big part.
01:06:07
k-hog semen hunters
Economos.
01:06:09
DeeBo
Oh, yeah, yeah. We're just like, yeah.
01:06:10
k-hog semen hunters
Like he's a. He's a main character now. Like.
01:06:12
DeeBo
And I like a con most, you know?
01:06:14
k-hog semen hunters
Like I think.
01:06:14
k-hog semen hunters
Yeah. I think we're getting less out of bio. And more Economos this season. As opposed to last season. Where.
01:06:22
k-hog semen hunters
But I think, I think, i mean i I mean, I don't know. I don't want to call more twists or something, but that would be kind of crazy if they brought Adebayo into the fucking psycho is psycho world.
01:06:34
Steve-O
I think that's what's going to happen.
01:06:35
DeeBo
Yeah, I think I agree.
01:06:36
Steve-O
I 100% think that's what's going to happen.
01:06:38
DeeBo
I think that's how you're go to find out where he's like, oh, this is my friend out of bio.
01:06:40
k-hog semen hunters
That's going to, yeah, and then it's going to click.
01:06:41
DeeBo
They're like, what?
01:06:45
DeeBo
Yeah, he's like, oh, you're all monsters.
01:06:48
Steve-O
Yeah, it's going to become like Invasion of the Body Snatchers.
01:06:52
k-hog semen hunters
Oh, man.
01:06:55
k-hog semen hunters
Like I said, I mean, I don't know. i maybe um'm Maybe they were gassing it up too much, but the um that's what they said. Like, episodes 6, 7, and 8, he wouldn't let his publicist watch. He let them watch everything up to that.
01:07:08
DeeBo
I mean, i think that being said, I am also of the of the belief that if Superman doesn't appear in this, I'm going to be like, this was a bad season.
01:07:19
Steve-O
I mean, there were those pictures where they were backstage. Nah.
01:07:23
k-hog semen hunters
I know, but but but their excuse was like, oh, they were just filming at the same time.
01:07:28
DeeBo
Yeah, so James Gunn was just doing double duty?
01:07:28
k-hog semen hunters
i don't know. I don't know, though.
01:07:32
k-hog semen hunters
Because, like, the the fucking a caption was like, oh, David Kortswet visited the set of Peacemaker. And it's like, so he showed up in full fucking Superman superman gear, hair dyed, and and fucking makeup on and everything.
01:07:41
Steve-O
A full Superman fit.
01:07:46
k-hog semen hunters
Like, that's kind of weird, right? And it's like,
01:07:50
k-hog semen hunters
if they I don't know if they were filming them exactly at the same time, but like that was clearly like episode 3 or whatever, because he's wearing the fucking Boogie Nights getup Peacemaker was.
01:08:01
k-hog semen hunters
you know he's wearing um that He's wearing the silky silky sexy shirt in that.
01:08:08
k-hog semen hunters
So, I don't know, man.
01:08:10
Steve-O
Is he still wearing that? Did he change?
01:08:13
k-hog semen hunters
He might still be wearing it right now, yeah.
01:08:17
DeeBo
He's stuck in that outfit, dude.
01:08:19
DeeBo
Yeah, he's on the run right now.
01:08:20
Steve-O
In the last one, did they confirm that's a boom tube? Because
01:08:25
DeeBo
Oh, I didn't think of that. I don't...
01:08:27
Steve-O
it kind of fucking booms.
01:08:30
k-hog semen hunters
Yeah, no, I think it is.
01:08:33
k-hog semen hunters
I think it is.
01:08:34
DeeBo
You know what? I will say, as a like even way back when, when I was a full-blown He-Man DC hater, I've always loved the BoomTube.
01:08:45
k-hog semen hunters
I mean, it's got a great name.
01:08:45
DeeBo
They've all, that's such a cool thing, dude.
01:08:46
k-hog semen hunters
It's boom tube, man.
01:08:47
DeeBo
Yeah. Boom tube. Uh, yeah, I'm not, I'm never like, uh,
01:08:49
k-hog semen hunters
There's so many loose ends that I'm really interested to see how they tie it. Like, who's the fucking alien dude? The quiet alien guy that doesn't say hi back?
01:09:00
k-hog semen hunters
Like, who what's that guy?
01:09:01
DeeBo
you don't think he's just a weirdo.
01:09:01
k-hog semen hunters
Yeah, what's that guy's deal?
01:09:02
DeeBo
You don't think he's just like a little weird guy.
01:09:05
k-hog semen hunters
Dude, he's gotta have something. Because he's in the... The thing is, this is where how I'm judging it. Like, he has a part in the fucking dance sequence in the intro.
01:09:18
k-hog semen hunters
So he has to be a character, you know?
01:09:21
k-hog semen hunters
they don't just They don't just put anybody in there, you know?
01:09:23
DeeBo
I mean, I want to know what that weirdo alien that had the little, the door was.
01:09:26
k-hog semen hunters
But... this
01:09:27
Steve-O
had his gut shot out.
01:09:28
k-hog semen hunters
But Devin, you weren't... Dude, there was a lot of baddie-baddie in this. Sasha Bordeaux.
01:09:34
k-hog semen hunters
You're not into it?
01:09:34
DeeBo
Listen, na no, no. Oh, are you kidding me?
01:09:37
k-hog semen hunters
You're not into that?
01:09:38
DeeBo
You're talking to the goon, the goon captain, dude.
01:09:38
k-hog semen hunters
You're not into it? You're talking to the Goon King, baby!
01:09:41
DeeBo
Yeah, you're talking to captain the SS goon right now, dude.
01:09:44
k-hog semen hunters
Talking to Avengers Goon's day That's who you're talking to.
01:09:47
DeeBo
you know yeah actually You know what's funny is there is a blink and you miss it ultra goon moment in in Suicide Squad where it's like it's it's like fucking literally it's like the back end where like the general takes over the army and like this secretary woman just
01:09:56
k-hog semen hunters
part?
01:10:08
DeeBo
aggressively walks up in her pumps and just her, them things are bouncing, dude. And she's like, general, they're attacking the blah, blah, blah. And it's just like, it's one of those moments where you're like, it's why, like, why does it have to be that aggressive?
01:10:23
k-hog semen hunters
Oh, you know what, Devin? There was a cool fucking thing in this episode that I had explain to Sam.
01:10:28
k-hog semen hunters
I had to do the the meme where the dudes at the baseball games holding his girlfriend.
01:10:32
DeeBo
Okay. Yeah. You had to grab her neck.
01:10:33
k-hog semen hunters
When ah when ah Rick Flag's talking about how he got fucked up by Clayface and Creature Commandos.
01:10:40
DeeBo
Wait, who got fucked
01:10:41
Steve-O
He broke his back.
01:10:42
k-hog semen hunters
Yeah, yeah where they were talking about, he said, Waller's bullshit. Because they they were talking, um ah Harcourt was like, oh, like, you know, what happened then when you were in wherever and you got your back, you know, you got thrown on your back or whatever. and
01:10:58
k-hog semen hunters
And he's like, oh, that's that's more of Waller's bullshit. That was a direct reference to Creature Commandos.
01:11:05
k-hog semen hunters
My question to you, Devin, is did Rick Flagg Sr. smash ah Smash Up Bordeaux, as I would like to call her.
01:11:16
k-hog semen hunters
think he smashed. he is a He is a...
01:11:17
DeeBo
I thought he smashed Hardcourt from the way they were talking.
01:11:20
k-hog semen hunters
He is a... He is a premier gooner, that Rick Flagg Sr., dude, especially after Creature Commandos.
01:11:27
k-hog semen hunters
He fucks the princess, dog.
01:11:28
DeeBo
Oh, my God, dude. All right. so um so
01:11:32
k-hog semen hunters
So yeah, they have they have that reference.
01:11:34
DeeBo
So, I feel a bit silly.
01:11:35
k-hog semen hunters
Clayface.
01:11:36
DeeBo
Yeah. So, John, I feel a bit silly. So, that that Gooner, that... that It's the it's the actorss same actress who plays Cat Grant. and a
01:11:48
k-hog semen hunters
I was going to say, is it like is it like Cat Grant's intro? Because they that was kind of like it like hers, like they where they show the heels and shit.
01:11:54
DeeBo
Yeah, but this is like...
01:11:56
k-hog semen hunters
It's like at Ultra Gooner.
01:11:56
DeeBo
Yeah, yeah. Dude, and also, the chick who plays Ratcatcher too? Gainesville has a type, and it's not his wife.
01:12:05
k-hog semen hunters
She's a baddie, Ratcatcher.
01:12:07
DeeBo
Yeah, remember? Danielle Melkor? Daniela Melkor?
01:12:11
k-hog semen hunters
I know, but like, and know, but like, she wasn't really, was she really like sexy in Suicide Squad? i don't remember.
01:12:16
DeeBo
Not like, I wouldn't say she was sexy in it, but like,
01:12:19
k-hog semen hunters
Dude, she is not definitely not sexy. looking at pictures from Suicide Squad now.
01:12:23
DeeBo
how dare what you do?
01:12:23
k-hog semen hunters
i'm not into it.
01:12:25
k-hog semen hunters
I don't know, dude. you You definitely have a type, it seems.
01:12:26
DeeBo
No. He has a, he, I just i think James Gunn likes Hispanic actresses. And I agree. i say, you have good taste, my man, my good sir.
01:12:35
k-hog semen hunters
Well, there's that there's that was that Argentinian woman that's Jason Momoa's wife that's rumored to be...
01:12:43
Steve-O
but Wait, Rhett, Kether, too?
01:12:47
k-hog semen hunters
Well, they took a picture. They took a picture.
01:12:53
k-hog semen hunters
What is... ah Not Lisa Bonet. Come on. His girlfriend? Is it Jason Momoa's girlfriend now?
01:12:59
DeeBo
yeah yeah, because he...
01:13:01
k-hog semen hunters
Adria Arjona. ah she's um She's rumored to be the favorite or the the the frontrunner for Wonder Woman. Or people are saying.
01:13:13
DeeBo
um man would this just be like when Jason Momoa's son had no help from Jason Momoa and he just earned that role where he's in like the new Doom movie or whatever?
01:13:20
k-hog semen hunters
Dude, you know what? it Like half of Hollywood is nepotism.
01:13:24
k-hog semen hunters
So you can't really get mad.
01:13:25
DeeBo
But it's it's silly when you hear shit like that and you're like, oh yeah, yeah I'm sure he had no help.
01:13:30
k-hog semen hunters
Because did you did you see... What's her name? Dakota Johnson's dress from whatever event that was that they were showing. Sheesh.
01:13:37
DeeBo
Oh, I don't know. Did you see Sidney Sweeney's dress from the Emmys last night?
01:13:41
k-hog semen hunters
yes Yeah, sheesh.
01:13:43
k-hog semen hunters
Well, Chris isn't here at to fucking negative Nancy Downer. and say that their careers are over because they did madam web so you know chill just let yo let them let them breathe let them out let them breathe chris you know it's all right it's cool
01:13:49
DeeBo
Yeah. Yeah, I know. Relax, my guy. but no
01:14:03
DeeBo
um Man, you know what? I'll be honest. i don't There are a few roles as hard to cast as a Wonder Woman, I think.
01:14:11
k-hog semen hunters
yeah because like how do you what do you go with like do you go with
01:14:13
DeeBo
Because do you go yeah do you go with with an accent? do you not go with an accent?
01:14:17
k-hog semen hunters
Not even accent, but like the physique. Like, do you go with the typical...
01:14:19
DeeBo
Yeah, well, I mean, the physique.
01:14:21
k-hog semen hunters
Yeah, do you do you want actually Amazonian? Like, because they're, you know... i To be honest, I would rather see that. Like an actual fucking beastly... i mean, that's a bad word to use.
01:14:32
k-hog semen hunters
But like, you know, like ah a very strong...
01:14:36
k-hog semen hunters
Yeah, like, like you know...
01:14:39
DeeBo
But, like, it's, you know?
01:14:39
Steve-O
I think us as a us as a culture really let Lucy Lawless down.
01:14:45
k-hog semen hunters
Yeah.
01:14:46
DeeBo
Well, I mean, yes, but like, you know, it couldn't have happened then. And unfortunately, it's just timing's off. Like, yeah, timing's off, dude.
01:14:53
Steve-O
Just timings off.
01:14:55
DeeBo
Like, I would be very pro Lucy Lawless if she was in her 20s today. But like, you know, it is what it is. But, and it's it's tough too, because like, you want them to be fit, but they can't be too fit because then it gets...
01:15:15
DeeBo
It's easy just to inject a bunch of steroids into somebody's ass and be like, no abs.
01:15:19
Steve-O
about Venom? Why don't we just start giving some Venom?
01:15:22
DeeBo
Dude, well, which venom? Absolute venom?
01:15:24
Steve-O
I'm talking about Ab Venom.
01:15:25
DeeBo
Just turned into a fucking size of a house?
01:15:28
DeeBo
Hell yeah, dude. What about... Oh, God. I'm blanking on her name. ah
01:15:34
k-hog semen hunters
Ana de Armas? Nah.
01:15:36
DeeBo
No, no, no, no. The... um
01:15:41
DeeBo
The movie that had a with Kristen Stewart about... She falls in love with the the female bodybuilder.
01:15:53
Steve-O
That's a Chris question.
01:15:53
k-hog semen hunters
Love Lies Bleeding?
01:15:57
k-hog semen hunters
Wasn't she in Mission Impossible too? She was the one of the submarine people, right?
01:16:01
DeeBo
Yeah, yeah, yeah. She's good.
01:16:04
k-hog semen hunters
Yeah, she'll be sick.
01:16:05
k-hog semen hunters
Yeah.
01:16:06
DeeBo
Yeah, as much as I dislike Lovefly Baton.
01:16:07
k-hog semen hunters
Yeah, cast cast somebody that could, you know, that could punch David Cornswit in the fucking face and have it be believable.
01:16:13
k-hog semen hunters
You know?
01:16:16
k-hog semen hunters
Kal-El, no!
01:16:19
k-hog semen hunters
Kal-El, no!
01:16:23
DeeBo
Katie O'Brien. Katie O'Brien.
01:16:28
k-hog semen hunters
Why not? You know?
01:16:30
DeeBo
I co-signed Katie O'Brien, dude.
01:16:33
Steve-O
What are some of the the traits you need out of a Wonder Woman?
01:16:37
Steve-O
Like what are keys?
01:16:37
DeeBo
Broad shoulders. I'm not kidding. Like, i I think you need somebody with, like...
01:16:40
k-hog semen hunters
Yeah, sure. Yeah, you need like ah like a square frame, I think. Like, like that's Wonder Woman to me.
01:16:47
k-hog semen hunters
You know?
01:16:49
k-hog semen hunters
I don't want her to be like a fucking Bella Swan Twilight. Like, I don't need that. I don't want that in my life.
01:16:53
DeeBo
Yeah. Like, i It's weird because, like...
01:16:54
k-hog semen hunters
You know?
01:16:58
DeeBo
And this isn't to speak ill of, you know, it's not the body shame. But, like, remember Jenny, like, she's like, I do not buy. She never bought Gal Gadot as, like, Wonder Woman. She's like, she's too small.
01:17:12
DeeBo
Like, she doesn't look. And, like, Gal Gadot, like, she was fit. You know, I'm not going to say she wasn't fit. But, like, she.
01:17:18
k-hog semen hunters
Yeah, but she didn't have like definition on her arms or anything.
01:17:21
k-hog semen hunters
like She wasn't cut.
01:17:23
k-hog semen hunters
You know?
01:17:24
DeeBo
Yeah. no exactly. But I don't think an accent is required. Like, I don't think you need to go that level. um
01:17:32
k-hog semen hunters
i mean, if even so, i like I don't think it's a hard accent to do.
01:17:36
k-hog semen hunters
you know If you want to do that.
01:17:36
DeeBo
It's not, but like, you know, it's like.
01:17:39
k-hog semen hunters
Kal-El, no! Yeah, see, anybody can do it.
01:17:43
Steve-O
What if we just don't do that one?
01:17:44
k-hog semen hunters
Max Lord, you're putting everyone in grave danger.
01:17:49
k-hog semen hunters
Give me the stones.
01:17:50
k-hog semen hunters
I need them now. She sounds like fucking, what's his name? Tommy Wiseau from The Room.
01:17:56
DeeBo
Yeah, it's a it's a rough one. It's a rough one. I'm not going to ah Yeah, ah like, but then again, you can just go with, um you know, go the Abbey route.
01:18:11
DeeBo
Well, I guess they already did. They're like, fuck fuck huge Brock Lesnar muscles. You don't need that.
01:18:18
k-hog semen hunters
Yeah.
01:18:19
DeeBo
You don't need to be hanging out the Jaguar Stadium eating eat burritos, getting jacked.
01:18:26
DeeBo
eating your protein. You don't need that.
01:18:30
DeeBo
What about Gina Carano? Huh? Huh? Yeah, guys?
01:18:34
k-hog semen hunters
I don't know, man.
01:18:37
DeeBo
She got off, right? I think.
01:18:39
DeeBo
Didn't she? Didn't they give her the green light?
01:18:41
Steve-O
she's making those She's making those Ben Shapiro movies.
01:18:44
DeeBo
I thought she already did. Nobody cared.
01:18:47
Steve-O
That's probably...
01:18:47
DeeBo
I think, like, she settled Disney, though. I think that's confirmed. But no. I need somebody that knows that act.
01:18:57
DeeBo
No disrespect. But I need somebody that like they're not just hot who became an actor.
01:19:01
k-hog semen hunters
and mean somebody i need somebody that went to Juilliard like David Cornswit.
01:19:05
Steve-O
i yeah I need the like the level of like personality that David Cornswit has, but for Wonder Woman.
01:19:13
k-hog semen hunters
You want a big old goofball that you just want to hug when you see him?
01:19:16
Steve-O
Not even like a goofball, but like I just need the... the
01:19:20
k-hog semen hunters
A good person? No.
01:19:21
Steve-O
ah Well, one, a good person would be great, but like the epitome of like how how David Cornswept just captures everything you love about Superman. But I need that for wonder Woman.
01:19:32
k-hog semen hunters
Yeah.
01:19:35
k-hog semen hunters
I'm... i don't know. like I don't even care right now. I just want Supergirl to come out. That's like my main...
01:19:42
k-hog semen hunters
like i've like My hype levels for that movie are like super high.
01:19:45
DeeBo
Dude, you know what? that's ah hi I'm getting to the point where I'm like, where's the trailer? Where's the teaser?
01:19:51
k-hog semen hunters
Yeah. I thought we were... People were saying we were supposed to get a teaser. like like I think a couple weeks ago there was there was like rumors that a teaser was going to be on the way. But it comes out, what, June?
01:20:04
k-hog semen hunters
Or is it May now? It comes out May now?
01:20:06
DeeBo
I mean, it's it's a summer movie, right?
01:20:06
k-hog semen hunters
me see.
01:20:07
DeeBo
So it's going to be a summer movie.
01:20:09
k-hog semen hunters
Well, I think they're dodging Spider-Man with good reason.
01:20:13
k-hog semen hunters
Oh, no, it still says June 26th.
01:20:17
k-hog semen hunters
So Spider-Man is July. yeah, I think it was... Supergirl was supposed to be July?
01:20:22
DeeBo
Yeah, but the point is, is i i I'm expecting a teaser, the very least yeah, a trailer or a very least a teaser by end of the year.
01:20:23
k-hog semen hunters
don't
01:20:35
k-hog semen hunters
Man, what if it's end of Beastmaker? You know? What if they're just waiting for Beastmaker to be done?
01:20:41
k-hog semen hunters
Yeah, I mean, it seems like James Gunn is very careful with um how he manages, like, expectations.
01:20:53
Steve-O
He's doing a lot this year.
01:20:53
k-hog semen hunters
Because, like, it was it was it was interesting that that he put out the Man of Tomorrow thing couple weeks ago and then and then said, you know, Peacemaker pretty much leads into into that movie.
01:21:07
k-hog semen hunters
And then, you know... But, like, I want Supergirl teaser. I want a fucking Green Lantern teaser. cause I think Green Lantern supposed to come out before Supergirl, that show. And they're done filming.
01:21:20
k-hog semen hunters
So it's like... Yeah, there's they don't even have a date. Just says early 2026. But, I want to see a teaser for that, dude. You know, I want it.
01:21:31
k-hog semen hunters
I want it all right now.
01:21:32
DeeBo
Yeah, dude. Isn't it nice?
01:21:36
k-hog semen hunters
Yeah, dude.
01:21:37
Steve-O
how excited Look at how excited we all are talking about DC casting rumors.
01:21:40
k-hog semen hunters
Fucking Green Lantern. Excited for a Green Lantern product. That's crazy.
01:21:44
Steve-O
That's going to be very fun.
01:21:47
k-hog semen hunters
I just wanted to cast... He just got cast Andrew Garfield as Barry Allen.
01:21:49
DeeBo
Oh, oh and you know what? ah
01:21:51
k-hog semen hunters
Then I'm good.
01:21:52
DeeBo
so So actually, it's funny we brought that up.
01:21:54
Steve-O
That's actually really good.
01:21:56
DeeBo
But um the the talk about um the Green Lantern show, like wasn't a few weeks ago there's the rumor that they're doing Blackest Night?
01:22:06
k-hog semen hunters
I mean, that was we were speculating because like he he said hes he has a big event plan and it's not centered around Superman and it's not what anybody thinks.
01:22:13
DeeBo
Well, I mean, if you guys remember in the beginning of ah Suicide Squad, there's definitely a fun little nod to undead Captain Boomerang.
01:22:27
k-hog semen hunters
Oh, interesting.
01:22:27
DeeBo
Because he's got he's got the white boomerangs and he's like, and you know, obviously he dies.
01:22:32
DeeBo
And I'm like, you know, that'd be a fun, and you know, it's a James Gunn movie. You know, I'm not saying he has to reuse everyone, but like I could totally see them bringing back like an undead Captain Boomerang if they go in that sort of direction.
01:22:45
k-hog semen hunters
Well, I mean, the the one actor that's in Lantern is basically fucking spoiled that he's playing Black Hand on Instagram. So if Black Hand is if if black hand is a character in the Lantern series, then we're going to see some undead shit at some point, I think.
01:22:51
DeeBo
There you go. Yeah. Boom.
01:23:00
k-hog semen hunters
You know?
01:23:01
Steve-O
That's interesting.
01:23:01
DeeBo
Lock it in. Lock it in. Done.
01:23:03
k-hog semen hunters
Lock it in.
01:23:04
Steve-O
Get that back tattoo.
01:23:05
DeeBo
Get that that ah Captain Boomerang Darkest Night back then.
01:23:08
Steve-O
Get the Captain Boomerang.
01:23:10
k-hog semen hunters
But like yeah the fucking, but what, what kind of sucks? I mean, it doesn't really suck. Cause it's good that people are talking about, but like everybody's so hung up. Like the whole Zeitgeist so hung up right now on, um, who's going to be Batman.
01:23:23
k-hog semen hunters
Like that's all anybody wants to know right now.
01:23:26
k-hog semen hunters
And like, they're like hanging on to like little things like James Gunn, like fucking casually dropped that. He was watching that show 1923 on the podcast, like, like three or four weeks ago.
01:23:40
k-hog semen hunters
So everyone's like, oh, fuck, because that Brandon Sklenner dude is is, that's like his thing. He's like, apparently he's very much, he's very like Batman and Bruce Wayne in that show. So people are like, oh, well, you know, maybe he's doing his research trying to find out if this guy's going to be good or not.
01:23:57
k-hog semen hunters
It's Batman. So.
01:23:59
DeeBo
I mean, i saw him in one movie.
01:24:00
k-hog semen hunters
But like, is it a bad, is it a bad look if James Gunn casts a fan cast? Like, do does that go through their heads? Like,
01:24:08
DeeBo
I don't know. Like, I mean, it's.
01:24:12
Steve-O
That's what Marvel did with, what's his name?
01:24:14
k-hog semen hunters
i it was I mean, wasn't Corn Sweat basically a fan cast, too?
01:24:14
Steve-O
Jim from The Office.
01:24:18
k-hog semen hunters
Before he was confirmed?
01:24:20
DeeBo
I don't know. I think he was just like on the short list because it was like, oh, this guy could do it. I don't know. It's it's tough because.
01:24:26
k-hog semen hunters
Well, then he watched he watched he watched the Pearl. and And when he watched Pearl, he...
01:24:30
DeeBo
Yeah, I mean, that was kind of like when I heard he was up for it, i was like, I could see it because I saw Pearl and I was like, yeah. Oh, yeah, for sure I could see that.
01:24:39
k-hog semen hunters
Yeah, totally.
01:24:41
k-hog semen hunters
And then he gained 100 pounds and got huge. And you're like, yeah, he totally can do it.
01:24:46
DeeBo
know Yeah, just give that guy some muscles.
01:24:46
k-hog semen hunters
Believable.
01:24:49
k-hog semen hunters
No, but yeah I've shown you guys the pictures of him from the politician.
01:24:52
k-hog semen hunters
he's a He was a skinny little baby boy in that, and now he's a big he's a big beefy goofball that I just love.
01:24:58
k-hog semen hunters
I need more of him.
01:24:59
DeeBo
But i'm I'm just thinking about like... Who are some like out ah out- of pocket cast cast? Like think Jared Leto was an out of pocket cast.
01:25:09
DeeBo
Didn't really work out. Robert Pattinson. don't think it's a home run. Everybody wants to think it is like, I think he's okay, but like, I don't know.
01:25:18
k-hog semen hunters
i think I personally think he's really good as Batman, but that's me.
01:25:21
DeeBo
He's just, yeah, yeah.
01:25:21
Steve-O
Was Heath Ledger out of pocket? There was a lot of backlash on that.
01:25:24
k-hog semen hunters
Yeah, there was a lot of there's a lot and there's a lot of negative a lot a lot of negative negativity around that
01:25:25
DeeBo
He was out of pocket, but that works.
01:25:29
DeeBo
Yeah. But like, yeah, and like, but like to Steve's point, like they they Marvel did stunt casting with um what's his name?
01:25:38
Steve-O
With ah Mr. Fantastic for the Doctor Strange movie.
01:25:40
DeeBo
Yeah, Mr. Fantastic. And like, that was not great, to be honest, but like, who cares? Right.
01:25:48
DeeBo
He's in it for a cup of coffee.
01:25:49
Steve-O
that's a That's a fun way to do that, though. Where it's like, here's your fan casting.
01:25:52
Steve-O
We killed him dead.
01:25:54
DeeBo
Yeah, we killed him and never speak of this again.
01:25:56
Steve-O
We turned him into string cheese.
01:26:00
k-hog semen hunters
Yeah, I'm looking. I guess Ryan Reynolds is probably the biggest one, right? Because that was like...
01:26:06
k-hog semen hunters
like the the No, it's the fan cast that actually happened.
01:26:07
DeeBo
Oh. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.
01:26:11
DeeBo
Yeah, most likely. And that's good casting.
01:26:13
k-hog semen hunters
And would you say would you say Henry Cavill as Geralt, too, was a big one?
01:26:19
k-hog semen hunters
Were people saying that?
01:26:21
DeeBo
don't think so I don't think anybody looked at him.
01:26:22
Steve-O
I think that was just like a surprise. I think they cast him and people were like, what? Like die we didn't even know there was a thing.
01:26:27
DeeBo
Honestly, they cast him and everybody's like, he's far too big to play Geralt. He's too jacked.
01:26:31
k-hog semen hunters
what about What about Miguel as Blue Beetle? Because I feel like that was a fan cast as Jaime before.
01:26:38
Steve-O
It's really good though. That's a really good cast.
01:26:40
k-hog semen hunters
It's really good.
01:26:41
k-hog semen hunters
You know?
01:26:43
Steve-O
Have you seen the, the, the new Witcher recast trailer?
01:26:43
k-hog semen hunters
I don't know.
01:26:47
DeeBo
I didn't see the trailer because I just haven't now i haven't watched The Witcher since like season one and a half.
01:26:49
k-hog semen hunters
Are you watching it, Devin? you going to watch it? Wow.
01:26:53
Steve-O
People are mad about that.
01:26:55
k-hog semen hunters
you have a attack You have a tattoo, Devin. You have to watch it.
01:26:59
k-hog semen hunters
It's by contract.
01:26:59
Steve-O
You have a tattoo.
01:27:01
k-hog semen hunters
You a Witcher tattoo.
01:27:02
Steve-O
Dude, you signed your skin. You made a contract.
01:27:04
DeeBo
Dude, i'll be I'll be honest. I was Team Henry where I was like, this isn't really this isn't really vibing with me anymore.
01:27:07
k-hog semen hunters
ah Jason, Jason Momoa, Jason Momoa is Lobo. Is that a fan cast?
01:27:12
DeeBo
Yes. and but And I'll tell you right now, it's going to work.
01:27:13
Steve-O
That is, yeah, that's a good.
01:27:16
k-hog semen hunters
It's perfect. It's actually.
01:27:19
k-hog semen hunters
Yeah, that's like probably one of the best fan casts that came true. Well, we don't even know yet. What if he sucks is Lobo?
01:27:26
k-hog semen hunters
There's no way, right?
01:27:26
DeeBo
Dude, you know what?
01:27:27
Steve-O
No, dude, because he is just low-boiling.
01:27:28
k-hog semen hunters
Because he he thought he thought he was going to play Lobo when he got the call for a something for Zack Snyder's DCU.
01:27:35
k-hog semen hunters
Did you see that video?
01:27:36
DeeBo
Yeah, where he sent...
01:27:36
k-hog semen hunters
He's I'm going to play Lobo, right?
01:27:38
k-hog semen hunters
He's play Lobo, right? And they're like, no Aquaman.
01:27:40
DeeBo
He sent him a text. He sent a text the day he got announced. He was like, Lobo!
01:27:46
k-hog semen hunters
That's actually really fucking funny, though.
01:27:48
k-hog semen hunters
Like, that's, it's awesome.
01:27:50
DeeBo
But, dude, I'll tell you what. Zack Snyder was actually really good at casting and also disguising his bad casting.
01:28:03
DeeBo
Because Gal Gadot, I get it, but he, and I'm not saying he, they did a really good job of covering up her weaknesses. And Jason Momoa as Aquaman, I think, was the same deal where it's like,
01:28:18
DeeBo
they did a lot to cover up like Jason Momoa's like non-Aquaman tendencies.
01:28:25
k-hog semen hunters
Right.
01:28:25
DeeBo
And then in the sequels, both of those sequels, everything fell apart. Like ah she's just, she cannot carry a movie by herself.
01:28:30
k-hog semen hunters
Yeah.
01:28:35
Steve-O
no the thing was, in that first movie, it was Chris Pine.
01:28:35
k-hog semen hunters
She needs amazing director.
01:28:36
k-hog semen hunters
That Zack Snyder was not.
01:28:38
DeeBo
That's what I mean.
01:28:38
k-hog semen hunters
he's an amazing
01:28:40
k-hog semen hunters
she's an amazing director
01:28:42
DeeBo
And, and, um and frankly, Jason,
01:28:45
k-hog semen hunters
that zack snyder that zach snyder was not
01:28:47
DeeBo
yeah Jason Momoa just like had way too much like fucking leeway to just free ball, whatever the fuck he's...
01:28:55
DeeBo
Did you guys ever see the second Aquaman movie?
01:28:59
Steve-O
That was a little trash master, right?
01:28:59
k-hog semen hunters
Nope.
01:29:00
DeeBo
He's just... Dude, he's just...
01:29:01
k-hog semen hunters
Ask me if I'm going to see it. Ask me if I'm going to watch it.
01:29:04
DeeBo
You should watch it so you can know what talking about.
01:29:05
k-hog semen hunters
I am not going to watch it.
01:29:07
DeeBo
is just doing whatever the fuck he wants. it's ah It's actually like a worse version of Thor Love and Thunder. where it's just like the main actor is kind of doing whatever he wants and none of it's really working.
01:29:22
DeeBo
And then they're just like, okay. Like he's like, Hey, I'm going to wear my, my, my, my work boots and I'm going to have 15 bracelets on and my scarf and my t-shirt that's going to open.
01:29:34
DeeBo
And you're going to have to make it work and make it look like I'm underwater. And everybody's like, what? none of this looks, you wouldn't wear none of this underwater. I don't care who you are. Like, that's just stupid outfits to wear underwater. He's like, I don't care. Just figure it out.
01:29:47
DeeBo
And it's just like, it sucks. None of it works. And it's just an actor that was allowed to do whatever he wanted. No one was really willing to tell him, no, this is, you're doing a bad job and this sucks.
01:30:01
DeeBo
And that's Aquaman too. So I think as a Lobo, it's a little bit more fitting. I think there's going to be, I mean, I like to think there's a firm hand in terms of the Supergirl movie.
01:30:15
DeeBo
And he's not the main character, so he just can't do whatever the fuck he wants. So I guess we'll see.
01:30:23
Steve-O
he's gonna dress exactly like he did in the minecraft movie
01:30:27
DeeBo
God. Is that, Steve, honest question? Is that worth watching? You saw it, right?
01:30:32
Steve-O
i didn't see it john thought watch it to tonight devon come on i watched eddington
01:30:32
k-hog semen hunters
Yeah, it is it is.
01:30:32
DeeBo
oh Oh, John saw it.
01:30:33
k-hog semen hunters
It is. You should watch it.
01:30:36
k-hog semen hunters
You should watch it. It's it's fun.
01:30:41
DeeBo
Oh, yeah yeah. Yeah.
01:30:42
k-hog semen hunters
Yeah, same thing.
01:30:42
DeeBo
Yeah. That's the same quality.
01:30:42
k-hog semen hunters
Same thing.
01:30:43
DeeBo
Same level of quality.
01:30:43
Steve-O
Yeah. Yeah. See, we're doing like a freaky Friday situation or the new one, the freakier Friday.
01:30:48
DeeBo
Dude, I need to see. i need You know what I need? I need to catch up on my fucking anime, dude.
01:30:53
DeeBo
I need to watch Demon Slayer.
01:30:54
Steve-O
This guy is fucking on. i There is the demon slayer movie.
01:30:59
k-hog semen hunters
What about Chainsaw, man? You gotta watch that, too.
01:31:01
DeeBo
I mean, sure, but like I got to catch up on Demon Slayer so I can watch Demon Slayer, the movie.
01:31:06
k-hog semen hunters
ah So you could fucking pee in the theater?
01:31:08
DeeBo
Yeah, I can pee in the theater.
01:31:09
k-hog semen hunters
Pants?
01:31:09
DeeBo
Also, number one grossing movie this weekend in America.
01:31:15
DeeBo
yeah in In the US of A, never, there is a rule that I heard, i don't know, on the internet. I heard this on the internet. And so far, it has proven pretty much true almost every single time.
01:31:28
DeeBo
Never bet against anime. Anime will always come through. Like, it's always going to make a lot of money.
01:31:37
DeeBo
gonna make more money than you think it's gonna make ah it's just dude we love our anime and uh are you gonna do what are you fucking do you're gonna watch are you gonna watch the toy story re-release no I'm gonna watch the demon slayer komitsu no yaiba infinity castle
01:31:55
Steve-O
A mariachi band came into the wrong theater during the credits of Demon Slayer and they played You Have a Friend in Me.
01:32:03
DeeBo
Yeah. Hey, Steve, ah you go to watch that you're going to watch Spinal Tap 2 The End Continues, or are you going to watch a Demon Slayer Kamitsu no Yaiba Infinity Castle?
01:32:12
Steve-O
i really do like Spinal Tap. That is kind of fun. But I'd probably watch Demon Slayer.
01:32:16
Steve-O
get, you know, Kaiju.
01:32:18
DeeBo
Hey, Steve, are you going watch Down Abbey The Grand Finale, or are you to watch Demon Slayer Kamitsu no Yaiba Infinity Castle?
01:32:24
Steve-O
my mom's definitely going to watch Downton Abbey.
01:32:27
Steve-O
So I'm sorry, Devin.
01:32:28
DeeBo
Tell your mom... She needs to fire up Crackle Crackle barrel oh what's good What's it called?
01:32:33
Steve-O
Crackle barrel. Yeah. Crackle barrel. Just crackle.
01:32:35
Steve-O
I think you're right.
01:32:35
DeeBo
A Crunchyroll Crunchyroll
01:32:37
Steve-O
Crunchy roll. Cracker old barrel.
01:32:40
DeeBo
Sorry the fire up the Crunchyroll account Sub or dub We don't judge here and unlike some of you Some of you You judgers John Suarez Yeah dude I call it the strays of all strays Just existing in my life
01:32:58
Steve-O
um I'm posting the mariachi band clip.
01:33:01
DeeBo
Yeah, you can post that thing.
01:33:02
Steve-O
Yeah, there you go. There you go.
01:33:02
DeeBo
But, uh... No, dude, I legitimately, I'm like, I want to watch that theaters. And I want to not get peed on.
01:33:10
Steve-O
You know what, Devin? i don't want to watch that in theaters.
01:33:15
Steve-O
And I'm the mayor.
01:33:18
DeeBo
You're the mayor of Eddington.
01:33:20
Steve-O
I'm the mayor of Eddington.
01:33:22
DeeBo
And I don't think you should watch this anime.
01:33:24
Steve-O
I think animation be illegal.
01:33:28
DeeBo
Six feet against any...
01:33:31
Steve-O
Actually, that would be really funny if we did Eddington, but subs and dubs between you and John.
01:33:39
Steve-O
Why'd you say it like Mickey Mouse? Oh, gosh.
01:33:42
DeeBo
Nah, just because I think like yeah i think I'm right.
01:33:45
Steve-O
think the joke's over.
01:33:47
DeeBo
I think dubs are fine. Dubs are acceptable. I don't care. don't care what indie you fuck.
01:33:51
k-hog semen hunters
I think it depends. Okay.
01:33:53
DeeBo
I got shit to prove to anybody.
01:33:56
Steve-O
All right, write a comment.
01:33:58
Steve-O
Write a comment right now.
01:33:59
Steve-O
Subs or dubs? How do you like to watch your Eddington?
01:34:03
DeeBo
Hey, I'm not bad. You know what, Steve? Did you watch that with subtitle one?
01:34:09
DeeBo
Could you understand a word of what he was saying when he was taught trying to talk to his wife in the bed? Because,
01:34:15
Steve-O
um He was real muffled, but
01:34:18
DeeBo
dude, I was, I'm not going to lie, I was getting pretty mad. I was like I can't, what the fuck is this? He's just, he's just mumbling. And I get it, he's like trying to say something, and he's like fumbling over his,
01:34:28
Steve-O
i I did raise the volume and he's talking about how, well, that's the thing. He starts, he starts muttering incoherently during that scene because he doesn't, he doesn't know how to push that conversation like further.
01:34:38
DeeBo
I'm just saying maybe if you had, maybe you had some subtitles on, maybe you could have followed the scene a little bit better.
01:34:43
Steve-O
I followed the scene perfectly.
01:34:45
DeeBo
I couldn't. I was going, what's happening?
01:34:47
Steve-O
you saw it in theaters, right?
01:34:48
DeeBo
I saw that thing in theaters. Yeah.
01:34:51
Steve-O
Now imagine if you could hit a button and it turned on the subtitles in the theater.
01:34:54
DeeBo
I paused and I go, wait, hold on. Hold on. I can't understand what's happening.
01:34:58
Steve-O
Hold on. Hold on. This arid asshole guy baby made me fucking confused for a second.
01:35:02
k-hog semen hunters
Thank you.
01:35:05
Steve-O
You're watching the film.
01:35:06
DeeBo
Hold on. Okay, now we can start it again.
01:35:09
Steve-O
That's a great movie, though. I just wanted to drop that in. I just watched Eddington. God dang, you guys. Yeah. that is I think that is some must-watch viewing.
01:35:19
DeeBo
Yeah. And now ah now you guys got to watch Weapons.
01:35:22
Steve-O
I might be the only person who gives that a marry on this podcast because the rest of y'all just said it was a fuck or a good sit or some shit.
01:35:28
DeeBo
Yeah, I i don't... I'd have to rewatch it again, but I don't think I can co-sign a Mary at this at this stage.
01:35:36
Steve-O
I mean, I got that was in bed. I was eating popcorn. Political stuff was happening. it was it was. Elder tick tock was all over the place.
01:35:46
DeeBo
You're going, I should follow this guy. This guy has his finger on the pulse.
01:35:49
k-hog semen hunters
anything Anything I gave a Mary, right?
01:35:52
DeeBo
I don't know if Steve said he didn't.
01:35:52
k-hog semen hunters
I'm not sure. I forget.
01:35:53
Steve-O
I don't remember. i don't remember. i We might have to jump back to that episode and see.
01:35:57
k-hog semen hunters
and might be a Mary now after everything that's going on.
01:36:01
Steve-O
We'll have to see.
01:36:02
k-hog semen hunters
Ask me in a couple years.
01:36:05
Steve-O
If this is how the universe ends up, if if we if our podcast gets taken over by a data center, then yes.
01:36:05
k-hog semen hunters
think it's going to be top of the list.
01:36:14
Steve-O
Everything panned out the way it was supposed to.
01:36:18
DeeBo
yeah, that's right.
01:36:18
Steve-O
um um want to talk about a thing I played.
Nintendo's Recent Releases & Criticisms
01:36:23
Steve-O
And it kind of ties into a Nintendo Direct that happened this week.
01:36:27
DeeBo
oh yeah that's right
01:36:28
Steve-O
And that is the Donkey Kong Bonanza DLC with DK Island and the Emerald Rush. um
01:36:43
Steve-O
It is enjoyable, but it is not worth $20. $20. twenty dollars
01:36:47
k-hog semen hunters
It's not worth a silk song.
01:36:49
Steve-O
No, it is. i would have a hard time justifying it at 10. I could maybe as a as an unbiased Nintendo fanboy. But. it It this is the equivalent of the Luigi DLC for Super Mario Odyssey.
01:37:05
Steve-O
And the Donkey Kong Island is very bare bones. It's very, it's very nice. Like for like a moment where you're like, Oh, okay.
01:37:11
k-hog semen hunters
Thanks.
01:37:13
Steve-O
Here's the, the tree house. And this is fun. But it's, it's very much just like once you kind of just like check out a couple key locations, it's very empty and it makes you kind of say like why did I even spend $20 on this like you play I played the Emerald Rush mode like three times I was like that's neat that's fun the little um like run based like collect-a-thon but ah hoping you know with the caliber of DK Bonanza you'd want that DLC to be more you want that to be like John you were saying another sub layer like more adventure more fun
01:37:56
k-hog semen hunters
Yeah, something. Yeah.
01:37:59
Steve-O
Maybe a new power even.
01:38:00
k-hog semen hunters
yeah if it's a $20 DLC, it's like... I don't know, man. I feel like that's...
01:38:07
k-hog semen hunters
You know.
01:38:08
Steve-O
That's a that's a silk song.
01:38:09
k-hog semen hunters
Yeah.
01:38:10
Steve-O
Like you said, that was undead nightmares like.
01:38:16
k-hog semen hunters
Yeah, it's like it should be at least a third of what Tears of the Kingdom was.
01:38:19
Steve-O
ah Yeah, I agree.
01:38:21
k-hog semen hunters
and Just kidding, just kidding.
01:38:23
Steve-O
Give me something.
01:38:23
k-hog semen hunters
But, you know.
01:38:24
k-hog semen hunters
Yeah, something.
01:38:25
DeeBo
ah Is this a hot take? Is this a take that Nintendo is probably pound for pound the worst at DLC?
01:38:32
k-hog semen hunters
Is Greedy? No, it's not.
01:38:39
DeeBo
It always seems like every time there's a DLC, specifically for ah a banger of a game, it's always like weird, not good, or some combination.
01:38:47
k-hog semen hunters
You know what? maybe maybe i'll give Maybe I'll give this to you but like backhandedly because they're the best at making full games that work perfectly.
01:38:59
k-hog semen hunters
and play perfectly when they when they release.
01:39:02
Steve-O
I could argue two banger DLCs that they put out and that's Smash Bros.
01:39:03
k-hog semen hunters
So...
01:39:06
DeeBo
yeah I just feel like I never hear about good DLC from Nintendo.
01:39:09
k-hog semen hunters
And that's Majora's Mask and Tears of the Kingdom.
01:39:12
DeeBo
Is that, no, no, but like, is that DLC? Like, yes, technically.
01:39:15
Steve-O
Smash Bros? one hundred percent 100%.
01:39:17
DeeBo
I don't, it's just, we're just talking about fighters, though.
01:39:18
Steve-O
They're fighter paths?
01:39:19
DeeBo
I don't know if that.
01:39:20
Steve-O
Yeah, but like, yeah if you're talking about like, could we yeah could we see like Mario Kart?
01:39:23
k-hog semen hunters
Yeah, that's kind of like... Yeah, is Sagat the best DLC? Because...
01:39:28
DeeBo
Yeah, you know, I'll be honest, I would i would disqualify some fighter fighting game characters as like...
01:39:28
k-hog semen hunters
like Street Fighter? i don't think I don't think so.
01:39:34
k-hog semen hunters
Well, it depends. No, no, no, it depends. Like, if it's like ah like um like a major update with huge changes, like huge system changes, in addition to balance changes, and and more characters, then yeah, I think the deal ah DLC for fighting game counts.
01:39:48
DeeBo
Yeah, but I mean, like, has Nintendo ever done that?
01:39:49
k-hog semen hunters
Sure.
01:39:50
DeeBo
Like, I don't think they have.
01:39:51
k-hog semen hunters
Well, I mean, this is what this is the thing. If Steve, if what Steve is, like Steve, would you say the Smash Bros.? DLC that you're talking about is like similar to what like Street Fighter 3 Third Strike was compared to the original Street Fighter 3 then yeah I would say I would say would say yeah sure
01:40:08
Steve-O
I mean, they do. They do slight rebalancing with that, but the most exciting part is the new characters like that is the stuff that like keeps the game going for as long as it does.
01:40:16
k-hog semen hunters
the character yeah if it if it's just like yeah but if if it's just the characters then I might to side with Devin on this like that doesn't really don't know I don't know man
01:40:27
k-hog semen hunters
It's not like they changed some mechanics of the game besides Diddy Kong's up-air move, which was broken on and launch.
01:40:34
k-hog semen hunters
you know it's not like they they added ah
01:40:36
k-hog semen hunters
It's not like they added different ultimates and stuff and like um different moves.
01:40:41
Steve-O
No, like they didn't give everybody like a second finisher. Yeah. um i can i get I can agree with that.
01:40:44
k-hog semen hunters
Right.
01:40:46
Steve-O
And then the other one I would just say is like the Mario Kart 8 like Booster Course stuff.
01:40:50
k-hog semen hunters
Yeah, see, that I think that actually might...
01:40:53
DeeBo
It's a little more substantial. Yeah.
01:40:54
k-hog semen hunters
Yeah.
01:40:55
DeeBo
But even then, like, you know isn't a lot of it just rehashes of the older maps though?
01:40:55
Steve-O
Especially the one on the Wii U where it was like $8. The Wii U
01:40:57
k-hog semen hunters
And that was, and that, the no, because the, because the thing, no, the thing is with that, though, is it was cheap, right? Wasn't that, like, 10 or 20?
01:41:05
Steve-O
one was like $8. And then...
01:41:08
k-hog semen hunters
Yeah, and it was, like, insane.
01:41:09
k-hog semen hunters
it It, like, doubled the content of the game.
01:41:11
Steve-O
the more recent one was like 20 or 40, maybe i kind of forget, but like,
01:41:17
DeeBo
So then I would take that and I would say, then I would argue the exception proves the rule, right?
01:41:22
Steve-O
no, no, no. But that's what I'm, I'm also getting at too.
01:41:25
Steve-O
Cause it's like, those are the only two that come to mind where it's like, those were like the knockout, like must play DLC.
01:41:30
k-hog semen hunters
Like, how much how much was the Animal Crossing? um The ah Happy Home thing?
01:41:35
Steve-O
Well, that one was free 99.
01:41:35
k-hog semen hunters
Like, how much did that cost?
01:41:36
Steve-O
Cause I had Nintendo online.
01:41:37
k-hog semen hunters
Yeah, well...
01:41:38
k-hog semen hunters
Oh, okay.
01:41:40
k-hog semen hunters
guess was free for me, too.
01:41:41
Steve-O
But like that that that was annoying because it was like they did that and then they just gave up on Animal Crossing.
01:41:45
k-hog semen hunters
Yeah, i feel like I feel like Nintendo games... Yeah, Nintendo games aren't really DLC games, you know? It's not like Dark Souls, where, you know... i don't know.
01:41:56
Steve-O
They did like a Splatoon DLC, but I never really played that. um
01:42:02
Steve-O
Yeah, like honestly, I'll have to agree with you, Devin. I don't think their DLCs are really...
01:42:05
DeeBo
I just feel like it seems like they always put something out and it's always like, yeah, this kind of sucked.
01:42:10
k-hog semen hunters
Yeah, but it's like... Yeah, but also...
01:42:12
Steve-O
The Pokemon DLCs are controversial because they dig just have Pokemon that should be in it.
01:42:15
k-hog semen hunters
No, but like, what but what would you rather what would you rather have? A fucking mid-base game and godlike DLC? Or would you rather have godlike main game and then
01:42:23
DeeBo
Well, not saying it has to be either or. It's just it's just interesting that like they'll put out something so good and then like,
01:42:31
DeeBo
then they come out with DLC and it's like weirdly bad.
01:42:32
k-hog semen hunters
but but there's some there's something But there's something to that.
01:42:34
DeeBo
It's surprisingly bad.
01:42:36
k-hog semen hunters
Yeah, there's something to that.
01:42:37
k-hog semen hunters
I mean, I'm not going to argue that $20 twenty dollars for the Donkey Kong DLC is good. Like, I, you know, I'm not gonna, I don't really carry the way, but like, like on terms of like, if they put everything they got into the main game, like there's something to that, you know?
01:42:54
k-hog semen hunters
i think, I think there's, I think there's, there's something admirable about, admirable about that, that they don't, you know, that they put everything, they put a lot of effort into the, into the main game and the DLC stuff is just bonus stuff later that, you know,
01:43:09
Steve-O
That's the thing, though.
01:43:10
k-hog semen hunters
or cash Or cash grabs. You could make that argument, too
01:43:11
Steve-O
this This DLC feels like they skimmed off like what was already in Donkey Kong.
01:43:17
k-hog semen hunters
too. It feels like... What was that game? Street Fighter X Tekken, where they have the characters on the disc already.
01:43:25
k-hog semen hunters
yeah and you and then you And then you paid to unlock it.
01:43:28
Steve-O
Can you imagine if in Super Mario Odyssey, if the Mushroom Kingdom level, like remember when you got to go back to the Mushroom Kingdom from Super Mario 64?
01:43:29
k-hog semen hunters
Yeah, is that what it is like? Remember how bad that was?
01:43:39
Steve-O
If imagine they pulled that out and also then made you pay $20 for the Luigi boones Balloon stuff.
01:43:45
k-hog semen hunters
Yeah.
01:43:45
Steve-O
That's what this Donkey Kong is.
01:43:46
k-hog semen hunters
Yeah, fuck that. Yeah, because Mario Odyssey didn't have paid DLC, right? They just had bonus stuff.
01:43:50
Steve-O
Nah, it was free. It was extra.
01:43:51
k-hog semen hunters
Dude, this is just Nintendo's fucking greed arc. Like, this is what this is now.
01:43:54
Steve-O
No, you... You said it earlier, right? Where you call Nintendo a luxury, like a luxury gaming.
01:44:00
k-hog semen hunters
It might be that now. Like, that's what they're they're trying to act like that now.
01:44:02
Steve-O
This. The entire direct was like around DLCs. It was they announced the Pokemon stuff and then they immediately they immediately said like day and date of like that game.
01:44:08
k-hog semen hunters
Yeah. Yeah.
01:44:15
Steve-O
There's a $30 DLC for the new Pokemon. Like that's already a $70 game and you're going $30 top that. Like.
01:44:24
Steve-O
like That's crazy that they're just like, this wasn't the direct that the switch to needed, like the switch to needed.
01:44:32
DeeBo
yeah So like what else noted, cause this one, I just completely, for a few reasons, I just completely missed out. And I was like, like what? ah Let me see. I did post a little thing. Like we you did get a Metroid release date.
01:44:48
Steve-O
Yeah, Metroid Prime 4, which I really I'm digging the the open world stuff with the motorcycle. Like that's that looks so cool with Samus. um
01:44:58
DeeBo
But ah yeah, I mean, ah how how do you, okay.
01:44:59
Steve-O
Excited about that. Yeah.
01:45:02
DeeBo
This one, again, I didn't, I haven't actually really watched any sort of feedback.
01:45:09
DeeBo
Scale of cool to complete and utter bullshit. ah The virtual boy on switch to, because that seems, that's see because I was like, okay.
01:45:19
Steve-O
It's complete bullshit.
01:45:24
DeeBo
The games. And they're like, oh no, no, no.
01:45:26
k-hog semen hunters
we buying that? Are buying Steve? The Virtual Ha ha! Ha ha! ha! ha!
01:45:30
Steve-O
I'm going to buy it best because i had a virtual I had a virtual boy.
01:45:32
k-hog semen hunters
Ha ha! Ha ha! Ha Ha
01:45:34
Steve-O
I had a virtual boy.
01:45:35
DeeBo
Oh, you know, that doesn't mean you have to. None of those games are, one of those games is good.
01:45:37
Steve-O
that i ah want ah want that. It's a Wario game.
01:45:40
k-hog semen hunters
ha! ha! Ha Ha ha! ha! ha! Ha Ha Ha Ha ha!
01:45:42
Steve-O
um That's what I'm doing.
01:45:43
k-hog semen hunters
Ha ha Ha ha!
01:45:44
Steve-O
That's what I'm doing.
01:45:44
k-hog semen hunters
Ha ha Ha ha ha ha! Ha ha ha!
01:45:46
Steve-O
But here's the thing.
01:45:46
k-hog semen hunters
ha ha! ha ha! ha ha! Ha ha ha!
01:45:48
Steve-O
Here's the thing. It's complete bullshit. And I recognize it's complete bullshit because one, you have to have one of those fucking dongles to even play it. Like they couldn't just turn off the 3d effect.
01:45:59
DeeBo
i I thought that was insane that you can't, that you need the dongle.
01:46:04
DeeBo
And it's like a hundred bucks, right?
01:46:06
Steve-O
There's the hundred dollar one. And then there's the 25 cardboard one.
01:46:08
DeeBo
oh the All right. All right.
01:46:13
Steve-O
they They're busting out all the cardboard they had from the original cardboard game on the Switch one.
01:46:23
Steve-O
I'm not happy about it. The thing is, they probably should have done maybe, I don't know, DS games or something.
01:46:24
DeeBo
Yeah, that's bad. That's rough one.
01:46:31
DeeBo
I mean, listen, I think Virtual Boy Games is completely acceptable. i think that it requires $100 add-on or some garbage cardboard is red ridiculous.
01:46:40
Steve-O
Is nonsense. Yeah.
01:46:43
DeeBo
Like, you can, you don't need it.
01:46:46
DeeBo
um But scrolling through it, it does seem like a lot of games that are, well, Mario Tennis Fever.
01:46:51
Steve-O
There was, so they, they announced um re-releases of Super Mario Galaxy and Super Mario Galaxy 2 to coincide the Super Mario Galaxy, Galaxy, Galaxy movie.
01:46:59
DeeBo
Cool. Because of it.
01:47:04
Steve-O
um Which that's going to be, that's going to be interesting, but,
01:47:06
DeeBo
Yeah, pretty sick. You know what's weird is I... Sorry, just a quick tangent.
01:47:12
Steve-O
Yeah, no, go for it.
01:47:12
DeeBo
I was like, who would they cast as a Rosalina? And my brain just wants to go with um who currently is Princess Peach.
01:47:22
Steve-O
Oh, Anna Taylor-Joy?
01:47:23
DeeBo
Yeah, I'm like, Anna Taylor-Joy feels like she should have been Rosalina.
01:47:27
DeeBo
Just, I don't know, just based off of my own weird hang-ups, I guess. But I'm like, that's insane that she's not. But...
01:47:33
Steve-O
it's yeah Honestly, that's it's good casting. I do agree with you.
01:47:35
DeeBo
Yeah, that's better casting.
01:47:40
Steve-O
Yeah, who do you get for that?
01:47:45
DeeBo
going to get... Oh, my God.
01:47:48
DeeBo
Hailey so hay haley Steinfeld.
01:47:49
Steve-O
Yeah, Hailey Steinfeld?
01:47:51
DeeBo
Or Sidney Sweeney. Oh, my God. Oh, my God. I'll buy two tickets right now.
01:48:01
DeeBo
I didn't... I mean...
01:48:03
Steve-O
Not just their ticket? You just gonna buy two? Oh,
01:48:05
DeeBo
One for me and my doll.
01:48:07
DeeBo
My joy toy. My cyberpunk joy toy.
01:48:08
Steve-O
oh no i preach Like, Joy Toy, baby.
01:48:12
Steve-O
um But that is going to be interesting because like, yeah, who who else is going to be in this Galaxy movie? um The games, though, the it's interesting because if you want to get this, the cheaper version, I think, is $70 if you buy both of them.
01:48:32
Steve-O
To get Galaxy 1 and 2.
01:48:32
DeeBo
oh Oh, both Mario Galaxy and one Oh, wait, are you telling me Nintendo's being weird about pricing?
01:48:38
Steve-O
They're being weird about pricing because if you buy them individually, because Super Mario Galaxy 2 was not released for that Super Mario All-Stars pack that they did ah five years ago.
01:48:41
DeeBo
i don't believe it.
01:48:50
Steve-O
So if you just buy Super Mario Galaxy 2, that costs $40. So if you buy both of them, it's $80 separately.
01:49:01
Steve-O
But you can buy them both together as a bundle for $70. Save money. So...
01:49:06
k-hog semen hunters
I think it's a fucking crime that they're charging this much money for those two games, but but I am buying them 1 million percent.
01:49:09
Steve-O
It is. It kind of is.
01:49:14
Steve-O
Oh, I know you are. That's the thing. So am I. Like, you got to complete the fight.
01:49:20
DeeBo
Do I, is that switch to only or can I get that on switch one?
01:49:23
Steve-O
I think you can get it on Switch 1 and 2. It's, I believe they have differences in like their resolutions.
01:49:29
k-hog semen hunters
Wait, Devin, you're thinking about getting it to play to play it?
01:49:31
DeeBo
Jenny, so Jenny was like, just, we had this weird conversation, not weird, but like we, all right, all right, all right, here we go.
01:49:36
k-hog semen hunters
Switch one? Ew. Grow. You're grow.
01:49:41
DeeBo
We had this conversation about how like, you know, she just, Jenny like really struggles with the twin sticks. Cause I'm like, oh, I like, I kind of wish you could play games with me.
01:49:53
k-hog semen hunters
Oh, she's more of a mouse and keyboard shooter gamer.
01:49:55
DeeBo
Yeah. yeah because Obviously. Yeah. Yeah. She's an old school half. She's old school Counter-Strike CSGO player.
01:50:00
k-hog semen hunters
Oh, so she so she she uses trackball keyboard then.
01:50:04
k-hog semen hunters
She's OG.
01:50:04
DeeBo
So, um no, but i was like I was like, well, did you ever? She's like yeah, i beat Mario 64. I was like, okay. And I was like, well, that's one joystick. And I was like, you know, we're talking.
01:50:16
DeeBo
I was like, maybe you could like really vibe with like a Mario Galaxy. She's like, well, what's that?
01:50:21
DeeBo
And I was like, well, yeah, I haven't, but I want an excuse.
01:50:22
k-hog semen hunters
What about Mario Odyssey? you Don't you already have that? You idiot. Like what the f- What the heck?
01:50:29
DeeBo
i want an excuse to play Mario Galaxy. I've never played them.
01:50:33
k-hog semen hunters
Oh. Well I mean that's the case yeah. Fuck it.
01:50:37
k-hog semen hunters
We move.
01:50:38
DeeBo
But I was like, oh, like maybe because was like, maybe that would be I'm trying to figure out how I can like.
01:50:38
k-hog semen hunters
Well I mean I'm just-
01:50:44
k-hog semen hunters
Wait aren't you in my family?
01:50:47
k-hog semen hunters
Devin?
01:50:48
k-hog semen hunters
You're in my Nintendo family right?
01:50:51
k-hog semen hunters
If you want to play, I can... You can just... I think you can... Can't you just take my Mario three d All-Stars cartridge or something?
01:50:57
DeeBo
I also haven't tried. haven't I haven't booted up my switch in.
01:50:59
Steve-O
I've maybe i think you can like, you might have to do it near each other.
01:51:03
k-hog semen hunters
I don't know how that works.
01:51:04
Steve-O
I think you have to actually like, yeah
01:51:05
k-hog semen hunters
even if we're Even if we're in the same family? I thought that was if you're not in the same group.
01:51:10
Steve-O
Oh, I don't know. Actually.
01:51:12
k-hog semen hunters
I'll look it up, Devin. Because since you're in my Nintendo family, I can control your ah parental controls and access...
01:51:20
Steve-O
You're my Nintend bro.
01:51:21
k-hog semen hunters
you can't play You can't play those panty vending machine anime girl games.
01:51:28
k-hog semen hunters
that they They have a lot of those on Switch.
01:51:29
DeeBo
Dude, hentai hentai boyfriend too or whatever. I get it.
01:51:32
Steve-O
Dude, you can't play the goon bait, Devin.
01:51:34
k-hog semen hunters
Yeah, you can't play that goon game.
01:51:39
Steve-O
Dragoon Ball. Fighters.
01:51:41
DeeBo
Yoshi and ocean in the Mysterious Book.
01:51:44
Steve-O
I like the art style of that, but it's, you know, it's basically a Yoshi's Island style game, which they kind of always do. Like they did this previously for the Switch 1.
01:51:54
Steve-O
Like, I don't really, like, ah seek to play those out, but, like, it looks nice. Like, visually, it really does kind of capture those Yoshi Island visuals. um Mario Tennis Fever was also announced.
01:52:08
DeeBo
yeah yeah that looks pretty
01:52:10
k-hog semen hunters
I mean, I'm probably going to get it, even though the last one was butt cheeks.
01:52:13
Steve-O
it was, but, dude, I really think that last one kind of blew me out of, like, wanting to play Mario Tennis.
01:52:18
k-hog semen hunters
Yeah, i'm a I'm a tennis guy, so I'm going to get it.
01:52:20
Steve-O
You're a tennis guy?
01:52:22
k-hog semen hunters
Yeah, I'm a tennis boy.
01:52:22
DeeBo
No, I remember playing that tennis, the other tennis game, and I was like, this is barely fun.
01:52:22
Steve-O
That's fair. We'll come over. We'll play some tennis.
01:52:24
k-hog semen hunters
Yeah.
01:52:29
k-hog semen hunters
No, like, it the tennis the tennis mechanics were good, but, like, everything else they fucking got wrong.
01:52:34
k-hog semen hunters
Like, scoring and, like, how sets are scored and games are scored.
01:52:39
k-hog semen hunters
Like, it's just, like, And it was just ah it was just not... It was like lacking content. It was just, you know...
01:52:47
k-hog semen hunters
It wasn't like... It was not a good game. The last Mario Tennis. But... That being said, I will get this next one anyway. So...
01:52:54
Steve-O
that's hey That's fair.
01:52:54
DeeBo
ah ah You have a blood debt.
01:52:55
Steve-O
That's fair. i Got to fill the PDF.
01:52:57
DeeBo
I get it. i have blood debts.
01:52:58
k-hog semen hunters
i mean it's mar I mean, it's Mario. Like, i can't even... can There's only one game I will i will not buy. Mario branded. And that's Mario Strikers. For personal reasons.
01:53:08
DeeBo
But like, yeah, but like, you know, looks good.
01:53:11
k-hog semen hunters
But, you know?
01:53:19
DeeBo
i I think I'm being a hater. I'm watching this Metroid 4. think I'm just being a hater.
01:53:26
Steve-O
No, you're you know what? ah the motor The motorcycle is cool, but...
01:53:27
k-hog semen hunters
She's got a motorcycle, dude!
01:53:28
DeeBo
I know, but it looks it looks boring.
01:53:28
k-hog semen hunters
What else more do you want?
01:53:31
Steve-O
that's That's the thing. Whoever has been editing the Metroid trailers has been using a lot of like very boring content.
01:53:39
k-hog semen hunters
Maybe it's the same guy that did the trailers for Drive, the movie.
01:53:44
DeeBo
Yeah, all right. Shut up.
01:53:46
k-hog semen hunters
But, like, look at the track. Look at the look at the retro look at the retro studio's track record, though. Hold on, let me see.
01:53:50
DeeBo
I know, but could you fucking imagine? Oh, yeah, it's the same guy who did the trailer for Drive.
01:53:56
k-hog semen hunters
What if it was, though? What if it was? And that guy's just a fucking...
01:53:58
Steve-O
doing my best. I'm doing my fucking best, guys.
01:53:59
k-hog semen hunters
He doesn't... No, he doesn't... he doesn't Maybe he's told that he can't he can't show certain things, you know?
01:54:04
DeeBo
ae I mean, yeah, but like, okay, listen, 36 seconds into this trailer.
01:54:07
k-hog semen hunters
They're slow rolling it. And... No, time out. Time out, though.
01:54:12
k-hog semen hunters
Nintendo knows even this movie even if this game is fucking a 6 out of 10 average, it's still going to make them millions. So it doesn't matter.
01:54:20
DeeBo
I mean, maybe. Metroid's still like the...
01:54:22
k-hog semen hunters
but at this gym You know what it is? you know It's because Miyamoto is too busy on the fucking working on the fucking theme park bullshit that he he's not here he's not he's not cracking the whip at the at the ah Western developers making his games.
01:54:31
Steve-O
Yeah, he's a theme park guy now.
01:54:37
Steve-O
Also, they're not they're not sweating Prime 4 because it's like literally coming out like, I don't know, a month after Pokemon, and they know that's going to make them all the money.
01:54:45
DeeBo
I know. I know. but just here's Here's my hater comment, right?
01:54:49
DeeBo
And I'll and i'll i'll keep it light. But 36 seconds in, you're seeing Samus ride around on this bike. And to me, I'm just looking at...
01:54:57
k-hog semen hunters
badass cool
01:54:58
DeeBo
I'm like, well, this is this is Switch 2 tech. Like... Bro, there's more going on Death Stranding when you're fucking driving around.
01:55:07
Steve-O
This guy and his fucking death stranding.
01:55:08
k-hog semen hunters
like can you can you explain can you explain the story that's draining please got him checkmate all right let me let me throw this up i'm loading it um i'm loading it right now i'm no no boot up the metric prime trailer
01:55:11
Steve-O
You booted up death stranding.
01:55:17
DeeBo
but don't have to. it's It's too big for your little mind, alright?
01:55:20
Steve-O
I was like, damn.
01:55:27
k-hog semen hunters
Alright, so they're showing the environments.
01:55:31
k-hog semen hunters
Kind of boring, but actually kind dope. It looks cool.
01:55:38
k-hog semen hunters
Got the Metroid sounds.
01:55:41
DeeBo
I mean, yeah it's called the bike s school.
01:55:42
Steve-O
She's driving around on a bike.
01:55:44
k-hog semen hunters
I mean, this is no different than like Intergalactic Heretic Prophet, minus the fucking Pet Shop Boys.
01:55:52
k-hog semen hunters
No, but seriously, they're not they're not really showing anything.
01:55:53
DeeBo
Stop it. No, but I mean like, bro, you cannot, you cannot be comparing those two right now.
01:55:55
k-hog semen hunters
At least they're just showing gameplay. But ah to be... Yo, real talk... To be fair, though... like This is how all the Metroid Prime trailers are. If you like look up the Metroid Prime 1 trailer...
01:56:07
k-hog semen hunters
It's the same shit.
01:56:09
k-hog semen hunters
It's just Samus walking around looking at stuff.
01:56:12
k-hog semen hunters
Because that's the game.
01:56:14
DeeBo
She's just riding this bike in empty areas.
01:56:19
k-hog semen hunters
like The big reveal is... like She gets a fucking bike. That's kind of dope.
01:56:22
DeeBo
Now, you know what the big reveal is?
01:56:23
k-hog semen hunters
Because it's like Metroid on a bike.
01:56:24
DeeBo
is She gets a fucking Amiibo. that's all That's Nintendo's game.
01:56:27
k-hog semen hunters
She gets it a $100 Amiibo.
01:56:29
Steve-O
Well, dude, if we're talking...
01:56:30
Steve-O
Well, no, think it's only $40.
01:56:30
DeeBo
She's your fucking Amiibo.
01:56:31
k-hog semen hunters
Oh my god.
01:56:33
Steve-O
If we're talking about the expensive Amiibos, we need to jump over to Kirby Air Riders.
01:56:37
k-hog semen hunters
Steve, you're playing what we call the Louis Vuitton of video game consoles, okay?
01:56:42
Steve-O
I kind of am, aren't I?
01:56:43
k-hog semen hunters
We we we can't afford yeah we can't afford to to be poor.
01:56:43
Steve-O
Yeah. I have a handbag.
01:56:49
k-hog semen hunters
To look poor. We're not for poor people anymore, okay?
01:56:52
Steve-O
Devin, we can't afford to be poor.
01:56:52
k-hog semen hunters
Exactly.
01:56:55
k-hog semen hunters
Exactly.
01:56:55
Steve-O
You have to understand.
01:57:00
k-hog semen hunters
Dude, put Samus in Street Fighter 6.
01:57:02
DeeBo
ah poor as shit, dude.
01:57:04
Steve-O
um They announced ah Animal Crossing Pokemon. Tamodachi Life, which I'm stoked for.
01:57:10
k-hog semen hunters
Yeah, so dude, sam is Sam is super stoked for Pocopia, but then it said 2026 and her her her happiness deflated immediately.
01:57:19
Steve-O
All the games I won are coming out in 2026. 2026.
01:57:23
k-hog semen hunters
Where's Dustbloods? Where's that shit?
01:57:25
Steve-O
twenty twenty six
01:57:27
k-hog semen hunters
Oh, maybe they're maybe they busy fucking beating down FromSoftware for putting out shit Elden Ring on on Switch 2. And they need to get their shit together.
01:57:38
Steve-O
Is that even out yet? Is that officially like?
01:57:41
k-hog semen hunters
No, but everybody's saying like the people that played it, it barely runs on Switch 2. It doesn't run well at all.
01:57:50
Steve-O
What's even the point? What's even the point?
01:57:52
k-hog semen hunters
like Like Borderlands on Steam Deck.
01:57:54
Steve-O
This is this thing's not even three months old.
01:57:54
k-hog semen hunters
That bad.
01:57:59
Steve-O
Can't even run Elden Ring.
01:58:00
k-hog semen hunters
I'm still... Dude, what? did what We don't even have Red Dead on Switch 2. What the hell are we doing here? You know?
01:58:07
Steve-O
We're getting a new Suiki game.
01:58:11
k-hog semen hunters
Like, how is Cyberpunk... is Cyberpunk on here but not Red Dead? You know?
01:58:16
Steve-O
People say cyberpunk runs great.
01:58:18
k-hog semen hunters
That's what saying.
01:58:18
Steve-O
They say it's the second coming of Christ.
01:58:23
k-hog semen hunters
But yeah, I guess...
01:58:24
k-hog semen hunters
Yeah, I don't know if like this Nintendo Direct was anything special.
01:58:29
Steve-O
They ended on Fire Emblem, the tale of three farts or whatever it is.
01:58:32
k-hog semen hunters
Yeah, so that's the thing. People were, dude, it's like Smash Bros. people get fucking trolled every fucking time. Because the night, on Nintendo Direct Eve, the night before, all everyone was saying is like, oh, we're getting Smash Bros.
01:58:47
k-hog semen hunters
We're getting Smash Bros. We're getting Smash Bros. And instead, you get yet another Fire Emblem product to troll the Smash Bros. crowd again.
01:58:55
Steve-O
Dude, the Smash community is, they don't ever want anything to do with Fire Emblem ever again.
01:59:02
k-hog semen hunters
Yeah, but... Where is Fire...
01:59:05
DeeBo
I mean, that's fair. Actually, I agree.
01:59:06
k-hog semen hunters
I mean, I'm probably...
01:59:07
DeeBo
I don't agree with Smash community on a lot, but I agree with that.
01:59:10
k-hog semen hunters
I'm probably gonna get this Fire... What was the last... I don't think I played the last one.
01:59:14
Steve-O
No, the last one was, um oh, it was Three Houses was decent, but it was big.
01:59:15
k-hog semen hunters
What was the last one? I played Three Houses. That was the last one I played. Was that the last one?
01:59:21
Steve-O
The last one they made was
01:59:22
k-hog semen hunters
That was big, and it was very... it was I think that was too Goonie for me. Like, they really ramped up the go the Gooner shit on that game.
01:59:30
Steve-O
Fire Emblem Engage was the last one that came out in 2023.
01:59:30
k-hog semen hunters
Marla...
01:59:35
k-hog semen hunters
I mean, I guess Persona is kind of the same. Where you're like in school and like your teachers are trying to bang you. That's what Three Houses was like.
01:59:44
k-hog semen hunters
And it's like, there's too many sexual choices.
01:59:47
k-hog semen hunters
like to Just let me let me fucking fight things on a fucking battlefield.
01:59:49
Steve-O
Like, I just want to go to war. Why are you making me pet people? Stop that.
01:59:54
k-hog semen hunters
see i don't See, I'm watching that. I don't know if I like this art style for Fire Emblem, though. That's a thing.
02:00:00
k-hog semen hunters
It doesn't appeal to me. It looks... I don't know, dude. Like, the characters look too cartoony and, like, everything else in the environments are too, like, realistic.
02:00:15
Steve-O
Yeah, they don't match.
02:00:15
k-hog semen hunters
It just doesn't mesh well. Yeah, it doesn't mesh well for me. You know what? won't play this game.
02:00:20
Steve-O
I'd say, you know what?
02:00:20
k-hog semen hunters
But who is who is this Alucard-looking guy, though? Dietrich. Oh, man, that dude.
02:00:26
k-hog semen hunters
he's a He's a top.
02:00:28
Steve-O
Dude, John just got sold on it.
02:00:28
k-hog semen hunters
Seven.
02:00:30
k-hog semen hunters
Ah, yeah.
02:00:31
k-hog semen hunters
There it is.
02:00:32
Steve-O
John's getting a day one detritz.
02:00:32
k-hog semen hunters
Done. Done. Dietrich Alucard top. Yeah.
02:00:36
Steve-O
Hey, they got Resident Evil Requiem coming for Switch 2.
02:00:36
k-hog semen hunters
Sign me up, baby.
02:00:40
Steve-O
That's something.
02:00:40
k-hog semen hunters
See, I do the idol.
02:00:42
DeeBo
I'm sure that's the one you want to play it on.
02:00:44
k-hog semen hunters
yeah but the That's the thing.
02:00:45
k-hog semen hunters
It's like, who's going to fucking play it on this?
02:00:48
Steve-O
I mean, that's the thing. i will give them respect for the trailer being the Switch 2 version. like It definitely wasn't like the PC or PlayStation version.
02:00:55
k-hog semen hunters
I guess, but it's like, I don't know.
02:00:58
Steve-O
But no, I'm i'm with you 100%.
02:00:59
k-hog semen hunters
Like, come on, Capcom.
02:01:00
Steve-O
If I'm playing Resident Evil Requiem, I'm not playing it on my butt console. I'm playing it on something that showcases like the graphics.
02:01:09
k-hog semen hunters
I think just by contract I have to play it on PS5 because all the other Resident Evils I have on there.
02:01:17
k-hog semen hunters
Ugh, I gotta fucking fire that thing up.
02:01:17
Steve-O
But John, John, they're releasing Resident Evil 7 and Village on day and date of Resident Evil 9 for Switch 2.
02:01:18
k-hog semen hunters
Does it even turn on?
02:01:28
k-hog semen hunters
Wait, they're releasing them they're releasing them all at the same time?
02:01:31
Steve-O
All the same day.
02:01:33
k-hog semen hunters
that's I think that's a bad move.
02:01:35
Steve-O
it is kind of a dumb move. Like, why?
02:01:37
k-hog semen hunters
Who's going to buy all three games when 9 comes out? That doesn't make any sense.
02:01:44
Steve-O
Who's the person who on the release date of nine goes, oh, Resident Evil Village.
02:01:49
DeeBo
or even we're seven like o let me play seven finally i
02:01:55
k-hog semen hunters
don't know. Why don't they release 7 and 8 like a month before? don't understand. like
02:01:59
DeeBo
that's what you're supposed to do yeah
02:02:00
k-hog semen hunters
What's the point of that? What is Capcom thinking?
02:02:04
Steve-O
They're too busy making iPhone ports of them.
02:02:07
DeeBo
AKA the Switch version.
02:02:07
k-hog semen hunters
Yeah, and, yeah.
02:02:14
k-hog semen hunters
Yeah, I just don't, yeah, don't maybe Fire Emblem's not, I don't know if this Fire Emblem's for me.
02:02:17
DeeBo
Nah, nah, it's not for anyone. It's for...
02:02:20
k-hog semen hunters
You know, I'd much rather, i like the art style of the new Disgaea game more than Fire Emblem.
02:02:28
k-hog semen hunters
Yeah, the new Disgaea game that they showed. Disgaea 7.
02:02:30
DeeBo
Let me look at that one
02:02:30
Steve-O
um you know I'm going to say the Dragon Quest 7 Reimagined.
02:02:33
k-hog semen hunters
Disgaea 7.
02:02:34
Steve-O
I like that more. They look like little freaks in that one.
02:02:38
k-hog semen hunters
Yeah, dude, the Disguise 7 art style is way cooler.
02:02:43
k-hog semen hunters
Because at least they go full in on the cartoon like the cartoon animation shit.
02:02:46
Steve-O
They're leaning in on it. They're like, this is an anime-ass anime game.
02:02:50
k-hog semen hunters
Yeah. And this is like a real fucking tactics game that's actually going to be hard.
02:02:54
k-hog semen hunters
No offense to Fire Emblem.
02:02:56
Steve-O
um You know I'm going to say it
02:02:57
k-hog semen hunters
i ah Yeah, it's mid, right?
02:02:58
Steve-O
This Direct, two thumbs down.
02:03:02
k-hog semen hunters
It was mid.
02:03:03
Steve-O
Mid. Mid as hell. not Not the announcements they needed to be making this early into the console's life.
02:03:09
DeeBo
Even though they... I'll be honest. I thought all you guys were really looking for was a was a
02:03:19
k-hog semen hunters
I wanted a date for Metroid.
02:03:19
DeeBo
like i didn't Yeah, which have we got, right?
02:03:20
k-hog semen hunters
That's what I wanted.
02:03:21
k-hog semen hunters
and We got that.
02:03:22
Steve-O
Okay, so there's there's a plus. But like that's the thing. Smash Brothers, a new Animal Crossing, um ah new Mario game. um Like it's Mario's 40th anniversary.
02:03:33
DeeBo
so So you were expecting you were expecting some some heat.
02:03:37
Steve-O
I'm expecting one thing.
02:03:38
k-hog semen hunters
Well, listen, when people are fucking
Gaming Industry Insights & Speculations
02:03:40
k-hog semen hunters
talking about Smash Bros. the night before, I'm like, well, you know,
02:03:43
DeeBo
ah Maybe i'd see I didn't. I am.
02:03:46
k-hog semen hunters
maybe i'm too um Maybe I'm too locked in on on the internet, on social media.
02:03:49
DeeBo
I am just hilariously out of the fucking loop when it comes to Nintendo. let's I find it amusing.
02:03:55
k-hog semen hunters
You know, it's better for you it's better for your wallet, to be honest.
02:03:58
Steve-O
Better for your wallet, better for your health.
02:03:59
k-hog semen hunters
But I mean, I'm not going to lie, I haven't bought anything Nintendo-related.
02:04:05
DeeBo
Well, you know, i heard ah I heard a take and it seemed a little nasty, but it sounds like it might be true. And somebody said like, the Switch 2, Nintendo is in the just enough era for the Switch 2.
02:04:18
DeeBo
It gives you just enough.
02:04:19
k-hog semen hunters
ah Their PS3, PS4.
02:04:20
k-hog semen hunters
Their PS4. What that?
02:04:23
Steve-O
No, i think you're right.
02:04:24
DeeBo
and t It's just like, oh, here's one game and then three months go by. Here's another game. Here's a trailer for a game. That's going to come out in December.
02:04:35
DeeBo
And you're like, just enough. It's kind of like the Netflix, right? It's just keeping you there. It's just stringing you along.
02:04:41
Steve-O
Yeah, this is there. they're You're on a deserted island and you find like a coconut.
02:04:46
k-hog semen hunters
When does Duskbloods come out?
02:04:47
k-hog semen hunters
Yeah, there's no there's no actual date for Duskbloods yet.
02:04:49
DeeBo
Yeah. But the good news is, is
02:04:51
k-hog semen hunters
and you take You take that fucking first pick? Fantasy Critic? Duskbloods?
02:04:58
k-hog semen hunters
What what do you take what do you take what do you take first pick?
02:05:00
DeeBo
GTA 6 is first pick.
02:05:01
k-hog semen hunters
like say Listen, chris Chris isn't here. We can talk about Fantasy Critic.
02:05:04
Steve-O
we think We can talk about the critic.
02:05:04
k-hog semen hunters
Alright, so first pick is GTA 6.
02:05:08
k-hog semen hunters
Got it. what ah where what's the What's number two
02:05:11
DeeBo
shit dude what is number two know I'm like I'm already blank i'm already blank Wolverine maybe dude
02:05:13
Steve-O
I don't know what's coming out next year. like That's like bangers aside from that.
02:05:18
k-hog semen hunters
It's Dustblood. that game's gonna be butt cheeks, dude. It's gonna be ass cheeks.
02:05:22
DeeBo
get out of here get out go to jail go to jail bro
02:05:24
k-hog semen hunters
It was already spoiled. Joel dies.
02:05:27
Steve-O
Resident Evil Requiem,
02:05:28
k-hog semen hunters
Joel dies.
02:05:30
DeeBo
is that is that a first round yeah
02:05:31
k-hog semen hunters
Oh, yeah, that might be that might be um might be second pick, yeah.
02:05:35
k-hog semen hunters
Resident Evil.
02:05:36
DeeBo
Yeah, that's a good one.
02:05:37
k-hog semen hunters
That's easy, like, up front.
02:05:39
DeeBo
Yeah, the like if we're talking like there's six or seven people playing, like that's first round pick. um Obviously, GTA 6.
02:05:48
k-hog semen hunters
Fable.
02:05:49
DeeBo
Duskblood, I could see it being a first round.
02:05:49
k-hog semen hunters
Fable.
02:05:52
DeeBo
It wouldn't be mine because like two things.
02:05:56
k-hog semen hunters
No, but like, if you were to rank them, like, GTA 6 is one.
02:05:57
DeeBo
Night Reign is... Okay. Yeah.
02:06:01
k-hog semen hunters
what's the What's the second? what's What do you think is second? Like, second most hyped game.
02:06:05
Steve-O
I think it's going Resident Evil.
02:06:06
k-hog semen hunters
That's going to be good.
02:06:07
Steve-O
Resident Evil is number two.
02:06:08
k-hog semen hunters
Resident Evil and then Duskbloods is three.
02:06:11
Steve-O
ooh Unless if Devin's in the top picks, because then he's going to pick Onimusha.
02:06:11
k-hog semen hunters
So far, so far.
02:06:16
k-hog semen hunters
I mean, that's a good one too 2026.
02:06:16
DeeBo
That might be. Yeah, that might be one of my...
02:06:17
k-hog semen hunters
What about Gears?
02:06:19
DeeBo
Yeah, I mean, that's definitely on my list.
02:06:23
k-hog semen hunters
but about gears
02:06:26
Steve-O
Gears is like a second-round pick game.
02:06:26
DeeBo
You know what's funny? Apparently, Gears is not huge drain of salt, right? For all the reasons why. But apparently, Gears is selling like garbage like on PlayStation.
02:06:40
DeeBo
and Nobody really cares about it. um GTA 6. I would say...
02:06:44
k-hog semen hunters
how low how How low does Mario Tennis go? That's February 12th.
02:06:48
Steve-O
oh Oh, you know, I think that's going to go early, but like not first round.
02:06:51
k-hog semen hunters
You think it'll go early because it's Mario? But like, so late first round or early second round?
02:06:56
Steve-O
Yes, I think there's going to be other Nintendo titles that get picked before it.
02:07:03
DeeBo
Untitled Super Mario platform.
02:07:03
k-hog semen hunters
Like Dusk Bloods.
02:07:08
DeeBo
Dude, i don't know if I would pick Tusk Bloods as my number one.
02:07:12
k-hog semen hunters
Not number one, but I mean...
02:07:13
DeeBo
talking shit right now.
02:07:13
k-hog semen hunters
i mean, GTA 6 is like... You know...
02:07:15
DeeBo
No, I know, but I'm just saying like,
02:07:17
k-hog semen hunters
Like, if you were numbered if you were second pick and GTA 6 went before you, what would you take?
02:07:19
DeeBo
Okay, well, I guess just because I haven't touched, i haven't played a second on this, but like does Night Rain, having played Night Rain, does that make you confident that a game like Duskbloods is going to work on the Switch too?
02:07:33
k-hog semen hunters
think i've I think I've said it. i think I've said it. Even on the podcast, that... Like, Night Reign, being what it was... makes me think dusk was is gonna be like fucking generational like it's gonna be it's gonna be incredible if it's you know if they because i feel like this night rain stuff they're gonna get all the fucking multiplayer fucking bullshit like they're gonna get all that stuff like ironed out right i put i mean i haven't played in a while they they had some some decent updates since i stopped playing i stopped last time i played it was july 5th was that
02:08:09
k-hog semen hunters
Oh, because that, right then, like, it was Superman the next week, and then Donkey Kong came out, and I was just fucking done with anything else.
02:08:16
k-hog semen hunters
But I put 106 hours and into Night Rain, Devin.
02:08:20
DeeBo
okay i would All right.
02:08:21
k-hog semen hunters
So... Okay.
02:08:21
DeeBo
I would say if I had a personal... top whatever, it would be GTA, RE9, Onimusha, then maybe, maybe Deathbloods.
02:08:36
k-hog semen hunters
Okay. Because Night Reign was kind of in that realm this year, right? It was like number three or four. Maybe number two, right?
02:08:44
k-hog semen hunters
Was that number two that went last year?
02:08:46
DeeBo
I mean, there's also Fable, but Jesus Christ, with with however, whatever's going on over at Microsoft,
02:08:48
k-hog semen hunters
was GTA and then what?
02:08:51
k-hog semen hunters
we have to Do we have to draft?
02:08:55
Steve-O
You don't know if that's ever coming out.
02:08:55
DeeBo
yeah I got the draft right here, baby. What you need?
02:08:58
k-hog semen hunters
yeah what Yeah, like what um but order did did everything go in?
02:09:03
DeeBo
Oh, let's see. Wilds, Monster Hunter Wilds was first overall.
02:09:07
k-hog semen hunters
Oh, that was one. Yeah, yeah, yeah. That yeah that makes sense.
02:09:09
DeeBo
Mario Kart World, Elden Ring, Night Reign was a number one pick.
02:09:12
k-hog semen hunters
It was three.
02:09:13
DeeBo
Avowed was a number one pick. Well, yeah, yeah. I guess like.
02:09:16
k-hog semen hunters
yeah, yeah. What order I meant? Like, what order did it go in?
02:09:18
DeeBo
Yeah, so Hunter Wilds, Mario Kart World, Night Reign, Avowed. Metroid Prime 4, Ghost of Yote, Dragon Quest 1 and 2 HD 2D remake, Doom the Dark Ages.
02:09:31
k-hog semen hunters
What? Wait, what? Dragon Quest?
02:09:34
DeeBo
Yeah, yeah. One in a...
02:09:36
k-hog semen hunters
That was a pick?
02:09:38
DeeBo
Yeah, the Brave Mouth.
02:09:38
k-hog semen hunters
That's coming out still? It's not out yet?
02:09:39
DeeBo
Yeah, that's coming out um October That's coming end of the year. Or end of the year. End next month. And then I picked Doom Dark Ages and then Hollow Knight because I got the...
02:09:54
DeeBo
We did Snake Threat.
02:09:55
k-hog semen hunters
Oh, you had the fucking back end. Yeah.
02:09:58
k-hog semen hunters
You had turn the rock around.
02:09:58
DeeBo
So, yeah. So that was...
02:10:02
k-hog semen hunters
Okay.
02:10:02
DeeBo
Wait, 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9.
02:10:05
DeeBo
And then Kingdom Come Deliverance 2. So that was a kind of a gnarly top 10.
02:10:13
k-hog semen hunters
Interesting.
02:10:15
DeeBo
Because, you know, again, some of this stuff didn't exist. Some of this stuff we weren't quite sure about. ah By the way, shout out to Borderlands 4. Give me fat point.
02:10:27
DeeBo
Dude, when are you guys going to fucking bow down? when you guy When are you guys going to listen to me? Stin.
02:10:33
k-hog semen hunters
well Oh, I don't know.
02:10:34
DeeBo
Got the stins of the world. Who the fuck's counterpicking?
02:10:38
k-hog semen hunters
Oh, man, where do you think, you you think Super super Meat Boy 3D is going to be well-received?
02:10:43
DeeBo
I have no idea. that That is two too wild for me to make that.
02:10:47
k-hog semen hunters
The wild card. Oh, skate sequel. Dude, that's the first round pick right there. Skate.
02:10:53
DeeBo
Okay, you can have that. Enjoy it.
02:10:56
k-hog semen hunters
What else?
02:10:56
DeeBo
I'll be picking Marvel 1943, you guys. I'll be picking Blood of Dawn Walker.
02:10:59
Steve-O
Oh, for next year? we talking our pre-picks for next year?
02:11:00
DeeBo
You have fun with that.
02:11:01
k-hog semen hunters
um yeah Yeah, I'm just um'm just looking at what's coming out next year just to see.
02:11:02
DeeBo
i'll be picking i'll be picking ah i' be picking blood up
02:11:05
Steve-O
Rhythm Heaven. um I'm taking Rhythm Heaven.
02:11:07
DeeBo
you have that i'll be picking a blood the dowa okay have fun with that
02:11:12
Steve-O
What the fuck is that?
02:11:13
DeeBo
Oh, you, that's what I'm, this's what this is why I'm on top and you're on bottom, okay?
02:11:16
k-hog semen hunters
okay here Okay, let me throw a wild card at you.
02:11:18
Steve-O
What do you mean? I'm a fucking clarum skewer over here. I'm fucking eating Casanova every day.
02:11:21
k-hog semen hunters
dain Devin, Devin. Devin, you get first pick.
02:11:26
k-hog semen hunters
for For some stupid reason, you win the league, and for some stupid reason that looks shady, you end up with first pick in the draft, right?
02:11:33
DeeBo
Sure, sure, yeah. yeah
02:11:35
k-hog semen hunters
Somehow.
02:11:37
k-hog semen hunters
Right? The month before... Actually, the end of the year. Is there any end of the year award ceremonies or anything coming out? Or...
02:11:46
Steve-O
Nah, just whoever wins wins and Devin posts a picture of him.
02:11:46
k-hog semen hunters
Any events?
02:11:47
DeeBo
Oh, yeah, well, the biggest one.
02:11:48
k-hog semen hunters
When is T... No, no, no. No, I meant like video game industry events.
02:11:52
DeeBo
So TGS, TGS is like soon.
02:11:53
k-hog semen hunters
Yeah, when's TGS?
02:11:55
Steve-O
That's usually around December, isn't it?
02:11:55
DeeBo
It's like two weeks from now or something like that.
02:11:58
Steve-O
Oh, no, you meant like, okay.
02:11:58
k-hog semen hunters
Okay, so... Yeah, TGS. Yeah, at TGS this year, they announce... They say Intergalactic Heretic Prophet is coming out in 2026. That's all they say.
02:12:12
k-hog semen hunters
What do you take? Do you take GTA 6 or you take that?
02:12:17
k-hog semen hunters
Because 6 has a solid date.
02:12:19
DeeBo
You know, um I don't...
02:12:19
k-hog semen hunters
That's the thing.
02:12:23
k-hog semen hunters
But, but, know, hear me out. I don't think... I also don't think Naughty Dog is in the business of delaying their games anymore. I feel like we've waited long enough for this game that if they say it's coming out next year, i think it is going to come out next year.
02:12:38
DeeBo
Oh, I see, I see, I see.
02:12:40
k-hog semen hunters
Yeah, I don't think that i don't think they they run with that same...
02:12:42
DeeBo
So was going to say, I could easily believe them not not that not coming out next year, but
02:12:48
k-hog semen hunters
But I think if they say it's coming out 2026, I think they would hold true.
02:12:48
DeeBo
I see what you mean. I see what you mean.
02:12:54
k-hog semen hunters
Like, they wouldn't say it was... Like, I feel like they would say 2026, but they already know their release date, like, when it's coming out. They just won't reveal yeah but it yet.
02:13:02
Steve-O
Nah, man, you still got to go for GTA.
02:13:03
k-hog semen hunters
But they know.
02:13:04
DeeBo
I don't know, dude.
02:13:05
DeeBo
Yeah, what do you pick?
02:13:05
k-hog semen hunters
You still go GTA... um just umm um That's why I'm asking you, Devin.
02:13:10
Steve-O
That's a guaranteed tenor.
02:13:10
k-hog semen hunters
What do you do?
02:13:12
DeeBo
all right, so this is.
02:13:13
k-hog semen hunters
Intergalactic is a guaranteed tenor, I think, too.
02:13:17
Steve-O
Yeah, but that's the thing. like If it is 2026, o
02:13:22
k-hog semen hunters
That's thing all the thing. All the people that love GTA 6 are the people that fucking shit on everything Naughty Dog makes and everything.
02:13:28
DeeBo
Yeah, like like could you argue that yeah, maybe.
02:13:31
k-hog semen hunters
But i don't think I don't think those people have reviews that count towards OpenCritic and Metacritic, though. That's the thing.
02:13:37
DeeBo
Yeah, hopefully not. and Well, no, no. john Now they're old enough to have that opinion.
02:13:42
k-hog semen hunters
Oh my god. Oh yeah. yeah theya Everybody has a voice now.
02:13:44
DeeBo
cause Because you could argue. You could make an argument you could argue that Last of Us 2 was a disappointment.
02:13:47
k-hog semen hunters
turning point Turning Point Video Game Reviews is gonna have they're going to have ah They're going to have an article writer for video games. even then are Okay, but critically, it was one of the top rated games ever of all time.
02:14:05
k-hog semen hunters
So that that that doesn't apply to Fantasy Critic.
02:14:05
DeeBo
You're right. Yeah.
02:14:08
k-hog semen hunters
is what i'm is what That was the last yeah full Naughty Dog game.
02:14:08
DeeBo
Wait, was that the last Naughty Dog game?
02:14:13
k-hog semen hunters
that's why i'm saying That's why I'm saying they're not in the business of just throwing dates out without without knowing they're going to just release it.
02:14:19
DeeBo
I know. Man, yeah, I still think I'd gun the head, but i I'd be...
02:14:25
k-hog semen hunters
Gunned ahead GTA six.
02:14:27
DeeBo
GTA 6, but I'd be disgusted if Rain got to god Heretic.
02:14:31
k-hog semen hunters
ended up with intergalactic.
02:14:35
k-hog semen hunters
Oh man.
02:14:35
DeeBo
i would just I would just defer and I just refuse to play.
02:14:39
k-hog semen hunters
Cause there, cause there's a, not even TGS, but the next, the next, um, the next, uh, mean, I don't know.
02:14:39
DeeBo
That meant he got โ if he got 1A and he got 1B or something like that.
02:14:47
k-hog semen hunters
It's all speculation still, but the next state of play is supposed to show that like they're, they're gearing up a fucking gameplay.
02:14:54
DeeBo
but I heard the next state of play is Wolverine. That's what i heard.
02:15:00
k-hog semen hunters
I'm just saying, man. Is Wolverine the...
02:15:02
DeeBo
Well, all right. So, so John, let's say this, let's say um at the Keelys, we get the trailer with a release date for intergalactic.
02:15:11
k-hog semen hunters
For Intergalactic?
02:15:13
DeeBo
Yeah. We get a long trailer and it says, you know what?
02:15:15
k-hog semen hunters
Dude, I...
02:15:16
DeeBo
It says summer 26. How about that?
02:15:20
k-hog semen hunters
Oh, if it says... if it has a season in there, then it's definitely coming out.
02:15:25
k-hog semen hunters
Yeah.
02:15:26
k-hog semen hunters
But I even i think if it i think ah if they just say it's coming out next year...
02:15:28
DeeBo
If you see the letters, if you see the numbers 2026, you're like, I'm in.
02:15:32
k-hog semen hunters
Yeah, I think... Yeah, i have I would bet money that the game will come out next year.
02:15:37
DeeBo
I mean, I'll be honest.
02:15:38
k-hog semen hunters
I don't...
02:15:38
DeeBo
If there's a date, you'd be a psychopath to not pick it immediately. Because it can always get delayed.
02:15:44
DeeBo
And like, no one's going to, like, it's worth the risk. 100% that it's worth the risk.
02:15:47
k-hog semen hunters
Okay, so if they if they say... um Okay, if...
02:15:50
DeeBo
But I don't think it's worth picking that over GTA, which, yeah, yeah, much more confident.
02:15:50
k-hog semen hunters
Yeah.
02:15:53
k-hog semen hunters
That's what I'm saying. Yeah, like, would you... So that that's an easy number, too, then.
02:15:58
DeeBo
Yeah, like the only way I think I could even conceivably pick that over GTA is if they were like, it's coming out on this date and here's a demo.
02:15:58
k-hog semen hunters
if Since GTA 6.
02:16:06
DeeBo
And then you can play the demo and it feels really fleshed out, which will never happen.
02:16:14
k-hog semen hunters
Dude. Yeah, so yeah, we're supposed to get a state of play at the end of this month.
02:16:18
DeeBo
Yeah, yeah. and From what I've heard, the rumor is it's going to be Wolverine-based.
02:16:19
k-hog semen hunters
And they're set.
02:16:23
k-hog semen hunters
Dude, nobody wants that. I don't want to see that shit.
02:16:25
DeeBo
gift what What world are you living in, Jon?
02:16:27
k-hog semen hunters
In the Naughty Dog world where I want good games that weren't spoiled already.
02:16:33
DeeBo
um So let's see. let what's
02:16:40
DeeBo
what's the What's the Steve O'Tierry...
02:16:45
DeeBo
What's the Steve O'Tierry Minds Eye Pick of 2020? Let's see.
02:16:51
k-hog semen hunters
Yeah, what's your sleep? What's a sleeper?
02:16:52
Steve-O
yeah well yeah He wants to know what which one will tank you.
02:16:52
k-hog semen hunters
You think?
02:16:54
DeeBo
what's the one that... yeah
02:16:57
Steve-O
What's your Titanic?
02:16:58
DeeBo
Steve will be like, oh I got to get toxic command. John Carpenter's toxic The Ben's.
02:17:03
Steve-O
No, because that's the thing. because it's like I bet all my beans on... What's his name? From Rockstar. bends The Benz.
02:17:14
Steve-O
I remember all the stories about the Benz and you know what?
02:17:17
Steve-O
The Benz blew it.
02:17:18
DeeBo
Ben's let you down, dude.
02:17:21
DeeBo
Not only did he let you down, but then he like blamed his old employers.
02:17:25
DeeBo
It's like it's their fault. They fucked me. And it's like, oh, you're you're one of those guys.
02:17:33
Steve-O
You're one of them.
02:17:34
DeeBo
All right. So assuming that doesn't happen, though.
02:17:36
k-hog semen hunters
Dude, Druckmann is saying this is the biggest game they've ever made in Naughty Dog.
02:17:40
DeeBo
Yeah, sits on the most expensive, too.
02:17:43
k-hog semen hunters
Oh, dude.
02:17:45
k-hog semen hunters
This game's...
02:17:46
k-hog semen hunters
Dude, this game's...
02:17:46
Steve-O
I'm going to say Pragmata is going to be the...
02:17:47
k-hog semen hunters
Whoo!
02:17:50
Steve-O
of the Of the Mind's Eye game.
02:17:52
DeeBo
but you You mean the secret Mega Man game?
02:17:55
Steve-O
The secret Megaman game.
02:17:57
DeeBo
That's my favorite rumor. That's my favorite tinfoil.
02:18:00
Steve-O
If that's true, that's going to be awesome. All
02:18:02
DeeBo
Favorite tinfoil moment of 2026.
02:18:05
Steve-O
right, let's wrap this real quick.
02:18:05
k-hog semen hunters
Yo, what if they... Okay, but real real quick though.
02:18:11
k-hog semen hunters
They show the GTA 6 trailer at TGS and then they fucking... They fucking... Meteor hits the earth and they say Red Dead 3 2026. It's not coming out, right?
02:18:25
k-hog semen hunters
Is it worth a pick? Red Dead 3. If they say they've been working on Red Dead 3 in parallel and it's coming out and and that's coming out next year.
02:18:31
Steve-O
That's your question, John. John, that's your question.
02:18:33
DeeBo
yeah Yeah, Do you pick...
02:18:34
k-hog semen hunters
i want to know what Devin's opinion is though.
02:18:36
DeeBo
I say absolutely not. get Go to hell.
02:18:37
k-hog semen hunters
Yeah, i'm not I wouldn't pick it.
02:18:38
k-hog semen hunters
i wouldn't pick it
02:18:40
k-hog semen hunters
No, I would pick it I wouldn't pick it.
02:18:43
Steve-O
Yeah, because like Rain would pick it but what if it's called Red red Dead Revolution or something?
02:18:44
k-hog semen hunters
No, I wouldn't pick it!
02:18:45
DeeBo
All So, John, ah GTA
02:18:47
k-hog semen hunters
No, rain Rain respects himself. He doesn't play games that have a number next to it.
02:18:52
k-hog semen hunters
He doesn't play sequels and AAA games.
02:18:58
k-hog semen hunters
Oh, man.
02:18:59
DeeBo
Wait, wait, so John, John, real case scenario, GTA 6 is picked. ah Intergalactic Heretic picked. That Red Dead rumor appears.
02:19:11
DeeBo
Are you picking that over like a Resident Evil Requiem?
02:19:15
k-hog semen hunters
If it's Red Dead Revolver remake, then yes, I probably would pick it over Requiem.
02:19:21
Steve-O
But what if they show a trailer that has Leon in it?
02:19:23
k-hog semen hunters
Then I would how would slit people's throats to get...
02:19:28
k-hog semen hunters
And I would take Requiem number one overall over GTA.
02:19:32
Steve-O
Dude, I'm hearing John malfunction right now.
02:19:32
k-hog semen hunters
If Leon's in it. I'm just saying! I'm just saying! You're throwing these... you're...
02:19:36
Steve-O
Red Dead Requiem.
02:19:42
k-hog semen hunters
Like, no no, real talk, if they show another Requiem trailer beforehand that has that you know that showcases Leon as the second protagonist of the game that you play as 50% of the time, then yeah, I would i think think I owe it to my legacy and to my, to my um you know, just my my bloodline that I would have to have that game over any other game.
02:20:08
k-hog semen hunters
So...
02:20:08
Steve-O
Collector's edition too, if it comes with a statue.
02:20:11
k-hog semen hunters
I mean, that's really... I think I'm... Even if it's, you know... I think um I might just get the Collector's Edition anyway.
02:20:22
k-hog semen hunters
I'm just a Resident Evil Collector's Edition guy now.
02:20:24
Steve-O
You're just a bit of a collector.
02:20:25
k-hog semen hunters
I have one. Well, actually, I have the Street Fighter VI Collector's Edition that's not even opened, too. Remember, I got that for, like...
02:20:32
k-hog semen hunters
I got it for, like, $50 in, like, July. Because ah there was some glitch on GameStop's system, and They were selling those for super cheap. So I bought it and I never opened it.
02:20:44
DeeBo
I have a Valkyria Chronicles 4 Special Edition I've never opened. Because I got it for like 20 bucks.
02:20:51
k-hog semen hunters
You know what you don't have?
02:20:52
k-hog semen hunters
You don't have Thor's hammer.
02:20:54
k-hog semen hunters
In God War Ragnarok.
02:20:56
DeeBo
No. You know what? I'll be honest.
02:20:57
k-hog semen hunters
I thought you were going to do it.
02:20:59
DeeBo
Dude, I was like, no. like No way.
02:21:01
k-hog semen hunters
And you know what else you don't have? You don't have the Sephiroth statue.
02:21:05
DeeBo
That's... Wait, wait.
02:21:05
k-hog semen hunters
Oh, dude, I wanted to bring that up, too. The Final Fantasy VII Remake Integrate for Switch 2, the physical edition, comes with a Magic the Gathering Final Fantasy ah booster pack.
02:21:17
DeeBo
Oh, that alone might make it worth it.
02:21:18
Steve-O
don't Don't those sell for like hundreds of dollars or something?
02:21:20
k-hog semen hunters
na a If it's a collector's booster, yeah, because you could get the fucking Chocobo that you can sell for, like, $40,000. They made like, like thirty golden chocobos and people are like it's like the new black lotus like people are like fucking killing each other and having like blood diamond wars over it yeah it's like yeah yeah no the booster box for for the collector's booster boxes for those are like two thousand dollars three thousand dollars yeah it's crazy they made more they made what was it they made the everything that they made like all the money they made from the lord of the rings uh
02:21:35
Steve-O
I see those like ah hundreds of dollars when they sell like a box. Like it's crazy.
02:22:01
k-hog semen hunters
Expansion that they did. They made in like one day. From Final Fantasy.
02:22:06
k-hog semen hunters
Isn't that crazy?
02:22:07
Steve-O
That's absolutely wild.
02:22:09
k-hog semen hunters
And the Lord of the Rings one. Had the fucking one ring. They had the three million dollar.
02:22:11
Steve-O
it had the ring, but dude, Chocobo, man.
02:22:14
k-hog semen hunters
Magic card. That Post Malone bought. Off of offer some dude that. Worked at Costco or some shit. In Canada.
02:22:23
Steve-O
Posty's like, I got to get that.
02:22:23
k-hog semen hunters
Which is like. all Which is awesome.
02:22:25
Steve-O
That's kind of wild to me when like you see like celebrities kind of have their nerd tendencies.
02:22:30
k-hog semen hunters
Yeah dude. I always thought, I mean, i don't want to stroke Devin's hog here, but um i always like I always love seeing the Henry Cavill, like seeing him nerd out over Warhammer.
02:22:40
k-hog semen hunters
I think it's really ah think it's really endearing and really cute.
02:22:44
Steve-O
It makes him likable. It like makes him human.
02:22:46
k-hog semen hunters
It makes him super like, well, yeah, because he's real.
02:22:50
k-hog semen hunters
he's a real fucking He's a real fucking weirdo about Warhammer.
02:22:54
Steve-O
He's English and he's a nerd.
02:22:54
k-hog semen hunters
It's cool.
02:22:55
DeeBo
have have you heard him uh did you ever hear him talk about like who he would cast himself as and then he has like a meltdown about it
02:23:02
k-hog semen hunters
Oh my god.
02:23:02
DeeBo
He's like, well, then he burned all the Primarchs.
02:23:03
k-hog semen hunters
He's like you.
02:23:05
DeeBo
So I can't be a Primarch. So like that doesn't work.
02:23:07
k-hog semen hunters
he's like He's like you, Devin, when you go on your fucking Warhammer tangents.
02:23:09
DeeBo
Yeah. I'm like, yes, exactly. I'm like, dude, I can't.
02:23:13
k-hog semen hunters
Yeah. This guy gets it.
02:23:14
DeeBo
He fucking gives me.
02:23:15
k-hog semen hunters
How are you not a Snyder cultist then, Devin? You gotta be. got go for You gotta you gotta to go to ba for your boy.
02:23:18
DeeBo
No, no, no. This is like, you know, you respect the man. You respect certain people, you know.
02:23:24
Steve-O
He respects the talent.
02:23:26
DeeBo
I respect the talent. I respect the hard work. Because even then, like you you heard the rumors like with The Witcher show. He was like, guys, why are we doing it more like the books? They're like whatever, nerd.
02:23:36
DeeBo
And he was like, you know what? I don't fucking need to do this. i I'm leaving.
02:23:40
DeeBo
Yeah, I'm going home. I'm going to make a Warhammer show and maybe make it amazing or ruin it.
02:23:42
Steve-O
i have a computer to build.
02:23:50
k-hog semen hunters
That's awesome.
02:23:51
Steve-O
All right. So we should probably start wrapping up. ah Do we want to do some rapid fire announcements, news stuff?
02:23:57
DeeBo
Uh, sure. Well, we did the Nintendo Direct, which was fun. ah Uh, oh God. Uh, real quick. Uh, this felt like news, but then also maybe, maybe we're all just being too dramatic about it, but Nintendo, uh, acquired a U S patent over the ability summon characters in game and make them battle for you.
02:24:20
DeeBo
Um, it sounds pretty gross on paper,
02:24:25
Steve-O
that's some That's some evil bad guy like stuff that they did.
02:24:28
DeeBo
That's some scumbag shit. I mean, again, like that.
02:24:32
DeeBo
a Yeah, I don't like that because that that really affects a lot of things. That's like summons in Final Fantasy games are now suspect. If this is depending on how specific we want to we want to get there. Right. Like Final Fantasy 10 would not have would have been sued by Nintendo.
02:24:54
DeeBo
You know, one of the greatest games of all.
02:24:56
DeeBo
Yeah, they just killed Digimon. They killed Monster Rangers, Steve.
02:24:59
k-hog semen hunters
Yeah. Dude, I'm telling it's Nintendo's fucking Arasaka arc right now. They're just super fucking corpo right now.
02:25:06
k-hog semen hunters
It's corpo greed.
02:25:07
DeeBo
I know. Pretty scummy.
02:25:08
k-hog semen hunters
And you know what? I'm buying um buying on whatever. I'm buying the Militech tank.
02:25:13
Steve-O
And I'm buying stock, baby.
02:25:14
k-hog semen hunters
I'm Militech.
02:25:15
DeeBo
Yeah. I'm buying Aristaka over here.
02:25:19
Steve-O
Devin, does it make you feel bad that Galani has Sony stock and you don't?
02:25:25
DeeBo
No. You know what? A lot of his parents have so in stock, okay?
02:25:29
DeeBo
This is dad's own dealership territory.
02:25:31
Steve-O
yeah He owns a Sony dealership.
02:25:33
DeeBo
then i'm I'm not going to lie. I pressed his dad. was like, does he really have her or is it just yours? He's like, no, he has a little bit. and I was like okay.
02:25:41
DeeBo
cause i was like, there's no fucking way.
02:25:45
DeeBo
ah You know what? No. Because if I were to get into the stock game, I'd be playing for key. i would I'd be as vicious as I am in Fantasy Critic.
02:25:56
Steve-O
You'd own a Panchero's.
02:25:56
DeeBo
I'd buy and sell. I'd buy and sell. Yeah.
02:25:59
k-hog semen hunters
you just You would just buy all your stuff?
02:25:59
DeeBo
I'd own a Pancero's business. Yeah. I'd own a physical location. i would buy and sell. Like, yeah, it'd be bad. I'd be a monster. So for that reason, i have no stock.
02:26:13
DeeBo
It'd be nice though.
02:26:13
Steve-O
We're stockless because Devin would become a monster. His hair would be all slicked back.
02:26:16
DeeBo
i feel like, uh, I, cause like to me, the stock market is very much like you can't just be like, Oh, I have one stock in one
Stock Market & Media Investment Discussion
02:26:25
DeeBo
thing. I'm in the stock market.
02:26:26
DeeBo
Like you got to be willing to drop like to me, like 5k on stocks.
02:26:30
Steve-O
i don't know. That might be fun if I bought a stock of Nintendo.
02:26:34
DeeBo
You have, you, you put $76 and you have like some stock in one thing. And you're like, I'm in, I'm playing the game now, baby. like I guess, but to me, I'm like, but bro, like unless you're like willing to drop like three to 5k and then just be like, this is my stock. um Like I'm starting my stock exchange here.
02:26:56
DeeBo
I don't know. And hey, I could be looking at this all wrong. I could be the big dumb idiot here.
02:27:02
k-hog semen hunters
i'd rather bet I'd rather gamble on sports.
02:27:05
DeeBo
Yeah. I mean, John, do you have any stock? Are you stock guy?
02:27:07
k-hog semen hunters
No. No, I'm not a stock guy.
02:27:09
Steve-O
Are we all stockless?
02:27:09
DeeBo
Dude. All right. Maybe I have to get into it just so Chris can't fucking hold this over us.
02:27:15
Steve-O
Well, what is the stock you buy that is something that would make Chris kind of like jealous?
02:27:18
DeeBo
I would buy Workshop GW stock.
02:27:21
Steve-O
No, that's just something that would make you jealous.
02:27:21
k-hog semen hunters
No, what would make Chris jealous? stock. chris jealous
02:27:28
k-hog semen hunters
a twenty four stock
02:27:29
DeeBo
I'd buy Star Trek stock.
02:27:29
Steve-O
<unk> Wait, hold second.
02:27:31
DeeBo
so Does that count? Can I buy Star Trek stock? um What would burn his butt, dude?
02:27:40
Steve-O
I'm actually, hold on. I'm looking at entertainment and media stocks. You could buy 21st Century Fox. ah Wait, hold on.
02:27:48
Steve-O
Devin, AMC. Does AMC have a stock?
02:27:52
k-hog semen hunters
There it is.
02:27:53
Steve-O
AMC doesn't have a stock.
02:27:53
DeeBo
AMC famously has stock.
02:27:56
Steve-O
to ninety It's 290. No.
02:27:58
DeeBo
Hey, did I ever tell you the story about how i have a coworker who made like 30 K off of that?
02:28:04
DeeBo
Dude, I was, I mean, he hid it from me. Not like he could, should have told me or anything, but like I was, I was working with him and he just had, he dropped like five K in the stock and then, you know, cashed out however long later. And he made like $30,000. And I was like Oh, okay. i um I was impressed that he didn't just brag about it the second it happened because that's what I would have did.
02:28:34
DeeBo
um Yeah. What is Chris like in love with?
02:28:41
k-hog semen hunters
Movies.
02:28:42
DeeBo
Yeah. Oh, fuck you. um You know what i mean? Like, i ah cool.
02:28:47
k-hog semen hunters
um Bethesda. Bethesda stock.
02:28:50
DeeBo
So Microsoft stock. Oh, man.
02:28:52
k-hog semen hunters
Never mind.
02:28:53
k-hog semen hunters
You won't care. it's them.
02:28:57
DeeBo
Nintendo stock. I feel like that could be.
02:28:58
k-hog semen hunters
Eagles stock. if you had ah If you had season tickets to the Eagles game, that would burn his blood, I think.
02:29:06
DeeBo
Yeah. I don't know.
02:29:07
Steve-O
don't you get stuck in a TKO, Devin?
02:29:12
DeeBo
That might not be a bad idea, but it's the thing. Like, i don't, I need, I don't know how this works. You got to talk to a stock guy.
02:29:21
Steve-O
I'm on Yahoo finance and there's a button that says buy right here.
02:29:25
DeeBo
You know what, Steve?
02:29:26
k-hog semen hunters
Fuck.
02:29:27
DeeBo
but Buy me some TKO stock.
02:29:29
Steve-O
Formula one stock is a strong buy.
02:29:32
DeeBo
Oh. Buy me some F1 stock, Steve. I'll Venmo you. Buy me one stock. How much is one stock?
02:29:42
Steve-O
One stock of, F1 is 89, nine 84.
02:29:47
Steve-O
eighty nine nine eighty four
02:29:51
DeeBo
Dude, that would feel so gross if I was like, I bought one stock and they're like, hey, what happened to that $90?
02:29:58
DeeBo
You're like, I just gave it to an imaginary thing.
02:30:02
Steve-O
but what did you do at that $9?
02:30:02
DeeBo
so and then And then, oh, is it going to go up or down? It's like, who knows? Vibes.
02:30:07
Steve-O
That thing that doesn't really like it's just people just fucking around with money that they've they made it to this weird chart.
02:30:07
DeeBo
We're just talking vibes. Yeah.
02:30:15
DeeBo
Yeah. just Just some fucking asshole and his vibes.
02:30:19
Steve-O
They have it now.
02:30:20
DeeBo
that He has it and he and it might be worth It might be not. But then I get that stock, right? I get a bunch of stock and then I go, hey, I need to take loans and we I take the loans against my stock, which you can't tax.
02:30:35
DeeBo
Next thing you know, I'm worth money, baby.
02:30:39
Steve-O
Well, one last question.
02:30:41
Steve-O
How do you feel about Netflix's official teaser for The Rip?
02:30:46
DeeBo
ah I posted it because it was Matt Damon and and Ben Affleck. And I said, hey, I always like those two guys together.
02:30:52
Steve-O
You do got stock in Matt and Ben.
02:30:54
DeeBo
I got stock, man. but Yo. You know, if that rumor. is um Remember we a few months ago, we heard about the the fucking movie, the movie stock game and better for movies.
02:31:09
DeeBo
I'm putting stock on the rip, dude.
02:31:11
k-hog semen hunters
Mm-hmm.
02:31:12
DeeBo
Put stock in the rip.
02:31:14
Steve-O
Is this what we're going to do? We're going to just do stock market for all the trailers from now on?
02:31:16
DeeBo
Dude, I'm going to be sicko. I'll fucker.
02:31:18
Steve-O
All right. Now let's look at our next stock. It's from Black Bear Pictures. It's Christy.
02:31:23
DeeBo
Oh, Sydney, sweetie, your stock's still up. Took a little hit.
02:31:26
Steve-O
it took a hit after the jeans debacle.
02:31:26
DeeBo
Took a little hit. But I think you'd be a fool to sell right now. You see that Emmy dress?
02:31:32
DeeBo
You'd be a maniac to sell that stock.
02:31:36
DeeBo
Yeah. What's that guy's name? that fucking The guy who throws things and yells about stocks?
02:31:41
Steve-O
the Mad Money guy. what's it ah Jim Kramer.
02:31:42
DeeBo
Yeah, Mad Money. yeah I guess that's me. Yeah, I bet you could get...
02:31:47
Steve-O
Jim Kopech over here.
02:31:49
DeeBo
I'd be Devin Kramer.
02:31:52
Steve-O
Devin Kramer says, buy Christie stocks.
02:31:55
DeeBo
mean, buy currency, or at least don't sell it. Don't sell your Sweeney stock, dude.
02:31:58
Steve-O
All right. Now, hold on. i have to go to my I have to go to my special portfolio manager for serial killers. Now, John Suarez, what the stock for Ed Gein like today?
02:32:11
k-hog semen hunters
Oh, God. I think it's... I don't know. After talking to Chris, kind of low on it, but I'm still going to watch it.
02:32:18
DeeBo
Not to toot my own horn, but I would agree. I'd say sell that stock.
02:32:21
Steve-O
Saying in sell stock in Monster, the Ed Gein story?
02:32:22
DeeBo
Sell that gain stock. Yeah, you know, serial killer stock is trending badly.
02:32:29
Steve-O
Now, now who is like who is a high, like, who do you want to buy stock in as a serial killer? Like, what is Daisy?
02:32:35
k-hog semen hunters
John Wayne Gacy.
02:32:35
DeeBo
Gacy, dude. You see Gacy, you put the house on it.
02:32:38
k-hog semen hunters
Ted Gacy, Ted Bundy,
02:32:40
DeeBo
Hey, Steve, let me tell you what right now.
02:32:42
DeeBo
You see Gacy, you get a second mortgage and you put it on Gacy.
02:32:44
Steve-O
These are all high profile portfolio serial killers.
02:32:48
DeeBo
Yeah, you're a maniac if you're not betting the farm on Gacy.
02:32:52
Steve-O
You're a maniac if you're not betting on these maniacs. um But you're going watch this, the monster, the Ed Gein story.
02:33:00
k-hog semen hunters
i'm probably going to watch it, yeah, because Sam's going to want to watch it.
02:33:01
DeeBo
Is it the same guy? Is it Ryan Murphy?
02:33:04
k-hog semen hunters
Yeah.
02:33:06
k-hog semen hunters
It's the goat.
02:33:07
DeeBo
He's a sicko too, dude.
02:33:07
k-hog semen hunters
The goat.
02:33:09
DeeBo
What's that with Ryan Murphy? Damn.
02:33:12
k-hog semen hunters
I don't know. He's into this shit, dude. you know what he's doing You know what I'd buy stock in?
02:33:17
k-hog semen hunters
Manhunter. Or Minehunter.
02:33:20
Steve-O
know, honestly, same.
02:33:22
Steve-O
I miss it. I miss it.
02:33:25
DeeBo
ah You buy stock in Mindhunter Rumors. You don't buy stock in Mindhunter.
02:33:33
k-hog semen hunters
Yeah, you're right.
02:33:35
DeeBo
this is Actually, I'm not going to The end of this Ed Gein trailer is pretty fucking creepy where it comes out dancing, wearing skin.
02:33:43
k-hog semen hunters
Yeah, that's what i'm saying.
02:33:44
k-hog semen hunters
Just wait till you see the nipple belt that he makes.
02:33:46
DeeBo
But here's the other thing.
02:33:47
k-hog semen hunters
they don't If they don't show the nipple belt, then this show's a failure, I think.
02:33:50
DeeBo
Yeah, but like Charlie Hunnam... I don't know. That's dangerous stock.
02:33:54
k-hog semen hunters
you know't think you can You don't think he could ah forge a ah belt made out of human nipples? Because I can.
02:34:00
DeeBo
It's just, i don't know, man.
02:34:01
Steve-O
I'm always afraid he's going to go to Ireland for a season.
02:34:01
k-hog semen hunters
he looks he looks to like He looks too He looks too much like ah like a World War II Nazi Germany ah mad scientist that
02:34:04
DeeBo
Yeah, what if he goes to Ireland for season?
02:34:14
k-hog semen hunters
What's his name? Was it Dr. Kevorkian? Is that his name?
02:34:16
Steve-O
No, that's the guy who...
02:34:20
DeeBo
that stock You don't want stock in Dr.
02:34:21
k-hog semen hunters
who's not to
02:34:24
k-hog semen hunters
know ah He's the weird ah the weird the doctor that was like doing the weird experiments on people during World War II.
02:34:33
DeeBo
All of the Nazi scientists?
02:34:35
k-hog semen hunters
Hell yeah. Fucking Bryce Harper.
02:34:35
Steve-O
dr Dr. Joseph Mengele. Not Bryce Harper.
02:34:39
k-hog semen hunters
Sorry, I'm watching the Phillies.
02:34:41
Steve-O
All right. I think we got to wrap this one up.
02:34:44
k-hog semen hunters
All right.
02:34:46
Steve-O
We'll be back next week. Hopefully we'll have Chris.
02:34:48
DeeBo
Well, listen, from Steve-O, Debo, and Kayhog Semen Hunters, we're signing off.
02:34:48
Steve-O
Chris had to work. um
02:34:57
k-hog semen hunters
Why are you going to tell me like that, dog?
02:34:59
k-hog semen hunters
Shit.