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Feeling a little blue, just a little poo, spiders from Amazon,E coli and McDs, pizza and cocaine and so much more news to make ya say WTF!?!
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00:00:00
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Get rid of that ghost.
Introduction and Technical Glitches
00:03:06
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but and what what's going on everybody welcome morgamor ah you selling a yeah i'm little literally or or little i need like another minute i was looking i was looking I was looking for another song like I was scrolling through and it just ended I was like, how do you like another minute or two? like a finished shirt and You're the one who is alive, but that is all on you i I gotta to wait till we're live. I don't watch those live. Yeah Yeah, you gotta I can't share the live before we're live. So any who
Midweek Humor and Dark Jokes
00:03:43
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what's going on? Happy Wednesday, everybody. Happy home do It's all down here from downhill from here motherfuckers It's the end of the world as we know it and
00:03:56
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And Connor's a bitch ass retard. And I'm going to fire him. Swing up. He's over here. It sounds like he was talking about a horse's cock too much. Yeah, he's over here talking all kinds of shit in the shit.
00:04:16
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Dad box. Like I won't whoop his ass when he comes to Ohio. Enjoy your legs until Christmas, motherfucker, because all I want for Christmas is Connor's two legs. Yeah. But, uh, anywho, fucking comment. What?
00:04:34
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so what What was that? Has Connor given his comment? Is Bluetooth devices connected? What? Good ninjas. Why are you going to McDonald's again? Because I'm bored! Okay, well, fair enough.
00:04:50
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we were i stand by her statement I'm going to go cosplay McDonald's too as a fry cook. Surprise me. yeah Like food or like a treat? A treat. Okay. As long as it's got strawberry and I'll be happy. Get him an apple pie. They left over from 1983. So. What? I don't think he's like two options. ah Strawberry banana smoothie or strawberry. Oh, that actually sounds really good. okay straw His third leg is too Much like his left leg and his right leg, his third leg don't work either.
00:05:29
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yeah um
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Yeah. Where are we at? OK, hold on a second. Here I am. yeah but i lost my I lost my train of thought. I'm still sharing.
Social Media Sharing and Debate
00:05:45
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But anyways, welcome to what the fuck news, everybody. It is a part of the nonsensical network.
00:05:50
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If you're not following us already, shame on you. And if you don't know who we are and that's why you're not following us, well then shame on us because apparently I haven't done enough work for you guys to know who we are. So you can follow us everywhere. Facebook is, I mean, let's be honest. I do have to take the blame on that one because I'm the only one who does anything on social media.
00:06:13
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I didn't add today. So I know I don't. I'm not a social media person. Sorry, guys. You do an ad. Check your. title ah good What? I've never gotten TikTok and I've told you I'm doing that. That's why I put it on TikTok. That's why I put it on TikTok. That's why I put it on TikTok. I don't give a rat's ass about TikTok. And you know what? You can't say you did an ad when you took somebody else's video and you just took one of the pictures I made. No, no, no, no, no, no, no. I took a picture I made and put it on TikTok. You took a picture you made from a picture I made. No, no, no, no, no.
00:06:52
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I actually sat there and made it. But if I go on the cap cut i did a cap cut. Yeah. Check your TikTok. Check your TikTok. Tell me it doesn't make you want to say what the fuck. Check the Tiki Tikes. Anytime, anytime you are breathing or talking, it makes me say what the fuck.
00:07:12
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That's what I'm here for. announcement an announcement make I saw that and I was like, yep, you're good to waste. Got to do it. And I put the bio link and I put what time we were live tonight.
New Show Announcements
00:07:28
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So if we have extra viewers tonight, you're welcome. I hate my fucking life. I fucking hate it here. I quit. I quit. I knew I could get it done.
00:07:40
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i What do you mean the champ? move
00:07:48
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Anywho. So yes, judge, you are correct. Jeff is terrible. I agree. We asked you. Nobody asked you RFK. Nobody asked you RFK Jr. Calm down.
00:08:06
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Uh, no, but, uh, fuck news. Follow us everywhere. We are on Facebook, Instagram, exit, tick tock. I do still post on tick tock. I just don't give a rat's ass about tick tock. I'm so over tick tock, man. I wish the government would stop talking about it and be about it and shut them motherfucker. Um, well actually, one of the stories I have is about tick tock and social media. oh story i it so happy I'm glad you're bringing it up. It'd be awesome.
00:08:36
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Yeah. Hold your load for a few minutes. I know. We also do the shows on our live Sunday, Monday through Sunday on YouTube. We start the week with men caring for men men's mental health poke podcast. Tuesday's Glick's house of music. Hang out with musicians. Shout out to Adam James. Hung out with him. You guys, you fucking nerds would love him because he's all about the Star Wars and everything like that.
00:09:06
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the The what is that? The Mandalorian Ashaka Ashuka the rebels All them all them Disney like he like he's all um he's all about him ah
Weekend Programming Teaser
00:09:22
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So doesn't look like he would be Doesn't look like he would be you know, but but you know Rob zombie didn't look like he was comic book nerd, but the dude had a fucking room of comic books. I Yeah, Adam James was uh was uh on the show last night Glick's house of music Wednesdays is the show right here What the fuck news thursday's we'll be back tomorrow with a brand new episode of cash's corner While i'm thinking about it. I need to send a message. Um, we're gonna be talking a little wrestling Got some shit happening. You got uh Got uh crown jewel coming up next two weeks from now. I think it is or a week from now something like that the next pay-per-view
00:10:04
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ah Friday nights is nonsense and chill. These guys will be back this Friday. They'll be watching Terrifier 2 hanging out doing what they do. Saturdays is nonsensical ne nonsensical. Nonsense. Unhinged. Unapologetic. We let the inmates take care of the asylum on Saturday nights. We cut loose for six hours. Drop the link in the chat. We call it the open door challenge and we dare you fucking mother suckers to come up there and hang out with us, but we do ask two things. Keep your butthole and your wiener in your pants. Nobody wants to see him. Or I mean, at least off this one, not on the pants. I don't want to answer optional. My pants are all. Yeah, I'm not wearing pants. Nobody wants to see it. It's a bunch of dudes. Why would you come into a room full of a bunch of dudes and show your tiny pecker thing? You're not winning any. You're not you're losing at life if you're doing that.
00:11:03
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uh sundays is unnecessary roughness that is your nfl kick off show picks predictions and football shit talking hosted by myself big rick and Derek Wayne Douglas is in the building Derek Wayne Douglas is a busy son of a bitch by the way former guest at Glick's house of music now co-host on the football show but he is dropping music left and right he's had a song a song has come out every week. I think for the last three weeks now, he's dropped new music. I got to get on it because I should already be playing them on here, but, uh, sorry,
Motorsports and Reptiles Show
00:11:42
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Derek. I've let you down. Maybe we'll, maybe we'll, uh, take a time out. What up, man? Time out on that. Be careful, man. Uh,
00:11:53
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ah yours so ah but, uh, yeah. And then, uh, this week and well, and and starting next Monday, We have a new show. It's all about Motorsports and reptiles why I Don't know how they go together, but they I'm curious to see how Chris does it i'm not on our guy but i do This is on this is on r our now on our network yeah on our network hi chris chris ah very good friend of mine We met in seventh grade and we've stayed friends all these years and he's a big into
00:12:31
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motor sports and and and he's uh and he's reptile guy he's he's he's snake and lizard guy so he's gonna combine the uh the two and and and if anybody can make it work it's him take skin raceland i i think i have a name i'm actually why we're taking while we're talking about it i gotta shoot what time on what time on one day yeah that's one day before you yeah it'll be yeah it'll be before it'll be on before
00:13:03
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and caring for Yeah. Okay. and we're Yeah. the beauty The beauty of the network is we can literally have 400 shows. So there's enough time. Yeah. So he'll go on about five, five 30, and then he'll be done. So that's what I got to do.
00:13:23
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some point this weekend. I may try to do it Friday evening, get him all set up on StreamYard and walk him through StreamYard. And so he'll be able to set up a studio and do whatever he needs to do. And that was the other nice thing about kind of a kind of dumbing it down. and name Let me know. And I don't add him to the snap. we logo what'sapp So we can hear if he needs help designing anything. I don't know if he has. I don't know if he has either one of those. I think he's just on um I'll have to double check with him. But um, but yeah, he'll be doing that show and that'll be on um Mondays. That's starting this Monday. I want to meet opposite. Yeah, you can. You should see you guys see me. on fucking I've been on Tiktok. I thought I saw it the other day. Oh, man. I giggled the. But this week. This week. i you delusional this you
00:14:18
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yeah Oh, man, I bite back. Sorry, sorry. so yeah This week in particular, we got a lot of things happening. um Obviously, the guys are watching on Nonsense and Chill. They're watching Terrifier 2.
00:14:38
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They're going to come back up Sunday. And they're going to do a, what, an episode of Jeff's garage and an episode of nonsense and chill. Yeah. Yes. We're doing, yes. We're doing nonsense and chill in Jeff's garage. Yeah. Oh, nice. Oh, nice. We're going to start off talking about the garage and then we're going to go right into watching the movie all in one session and doing like a four hour episode. And then this Friday night before you guys do, it's going to be a chocolate filled, spooky, scary Friday night here on the network.
00:15:11
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because before you guys go live Friday night, D.J. Pill or P.J. Dill and I will be live and. Another shot of nonsense, see yeah. and No, I'm kind of I'm kind of proud of myself on this one. A little a little combination of of of the show.
00:15:30
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Shot of nonsense. say oh okay okay Yeah, OK. OK. Yeah, Get D.J. Bill from from another shot.
00:15:42
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I know me from nonsensical nonsense and various other shows we're partnering up this Friday night, and we're gonna do a little Halloween show with that sort an as Keep talking motherfucker you can be hanging out with your BFF some Mark and Jerry V. She yeah
Fantasy Football Updates
00:16:03
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Talking about all the shows that you want to do I could have done or should I know how we can get our numbers up on tick-tock We should start a feud the last two weeks in the lecture. Start talking shit about it, coming back and forth. It'll be hilarious. what But yeah, we'll we'll we'll be doing that Friday. So yeah, lots of things going on. i And then you can listen you can listen to any of the shows anytime on Spotify, and the replays are always up ah um on YouTube as well, if you want to see my handsome face and the other guys.
00:16:36
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Well, and, and the new thing we're starting to do, and we were, we were discussing Mark Lex dudes. We us a comment on what you think of our new thumbnails. We're starting to actually start playing with the thumbnails and, and I kind of want to make it a competition between the three of us on who can make a better thumbnail. Just an internal on fun thing.
00:17:03
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So if you like the thumbnail, whatever video, how about, you how about how how about you to do that? Because I already do enough shit around here. The last thing I want to do is like yeah was important we just want to see if somebody comments. hey i like this thumb now i kind I just use, I just use the logos that are already made because I don't need anything crazy. I don't care. I don't care.
00:17:27
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like little bit pick up a little bit Pick up a little bit of load around here and then maybe I'll i'll compete against something. I built an ad today. I picked up the load. um i'm gonna get relax tickokck I got it, buddy. I dumped my load.
00:17:47
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i felt my load on the tiktokk today the Well, and And before we and before we get into we're going to want to have to take a break before we even get into the news. But before we get into the news. Yeah. ah Well, a little fantasy nonsensical fantasy update here. I want to leave you. bi week You did win, Jeff. Congratulations on your second win of the season. ah kind of Jeff, as he said, he did have the bye week.
00:18:21
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Also, congratulations on I mean, I'm not scoring the least amount of points because that that goes to Justin carries brother. Yeah, he he he he underperformed this week, which was fine and Andy. So I have to get the win. I changed nothing from the week. I just was like, yeah, you're on a you're on a bye week this week. Connor was on here Monday talking a little smack to Brian and he wound up losing by 16 points.
00:18:52
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out. So, Brian picked up another dub. Uh Cameron beat his brother. Cameron Cameron beat the **** out of his brother. in One forty one forty-three to eighty-six. Ouch. And my co-host on Unnecessary Roughness, Derek Wayne Douglas and I, we were in a little bit of a slobber knocker. This was uh this was probably the closest closest game of the week and uh it was a little bit of a, yeah, slobber knocker, a little barn burner um The final score going into, or the final score was 135 to 128, but going into Monday nights games, there was only a 10 point difference, which he got really quick because, because he had the jets defense. Um, and at the start of the games, it was literally one point. and I only had a kicker playing on a Monday night. So thank God for the Pittsburgh Steelers.
00:19:47
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beating the dog shit out of the New York Jets and the Jets getting negative five. I'm clipping the clip Pittsburgh Steelers. I'm clipping that and I'm putting it right They got negative five points and that that kept me and that kept me in the lead. So I did win. So I'm actually on a three week win streak in all three of my leagues. I've won the last three weeks in a row and in our league and I will say that Real quick and Tony's Lee and Tony's Lee There's a monster that's been awakened. I mean I'm taking note and I'm and I'm taking no prisoners I'm fucking annihilating everybody in Tony's league and I literally had to build a team from scratch because he doesn't know how to do a drafter or Tony don't change your way Talking about the competition
00:20:43
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about competition That's how drama starts. No, he knows. I tell him that all the time. There is saying there is a three-way tie personally between Brian, Justin, and my son.
00:20:59
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I think it's his internet connection. Yeah, I think it's his internet. Yeah, you're youre youre you occasionally cut it in and out. You might have to reset. mom Maybe.
00:21:13
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Um. Yeah, time first close between Brian, Justin and myself and myself tied for fourth place between Derek and Cam at four and three. And then somebody who started the season three and O has now dropped but four games in a row. Connor use. And then Jeff, we don't expect much out of you, but you got two wins. what You know, once again, those wins and one of those wins fall last for a more dramatic win.
00:21:42
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But one of those wins came over Justin who's in first place. Yeah, so there you go. And our matchups are matchups this week. We have Connors on a bye week, so he'll get back to his winning ways. Brian and Cam. And camps projected to win that one. And Derek and Justin and then me and you. Yeah. And I'm projected to beat you by over 20 points. I haven't even touched it yet.
00:22:13
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I don't foresee you being able to do anything. That's really going to save you. Probably not. thank you said Jesus Christ. Did you have three empty spots on your fucking bench? Why are you not filling out here? but You know what? I'm, I'm waiting for like, I don't know why, but I've tried to add the people to it. And then it says I have to wait a certain amount of days. Like I had to wait till the 14th when I did it on the 10th.
00:22:38
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Yeah, you got to you got to wait until so um I'm waiting for. dayss are on waivers Yeah, I need you. do You should totally drop. You should totally drop Jefferson.
00:22:51
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um Higgins. And yeah, Jefferson and Higgins, you should definitely drop. I'll probably give you a call later on the week. Be like, hey.
00:23:04
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like said i have I haven't really asked you what a touchdown is. you
00:23:14
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Um, but, uh, yeah, there's your, your recap and your rundown and your standings for the, uh, uh, nonsensical network, uh, uh, fantasy football league that we'd like to do around here. All right. So I gotta, I gotta vote. I gotta vote for.
00:23:34
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Chris likes the name that I came up with. It's a little wordy and it's a little long, but I think it encompasses everything that he's trying to do. Speedway Stories and Cold-Blooded Conversations, for the name of his show. I like that.
00:23:53
Speaker
Mucho gracias, señorita. De nada, putas. Speedway Stories. and
00:24:01
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play i heard that aye burn that to think She's funny until she's fucking homeless was it called speed play stories and what Speedway stories and cold-blooded conversations
00:24:34
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o So, anyhow, let's focus on the task ahead tonight, Jeffrey. We got to show you. Yeah. ah yeah let's do
00:24:48
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So, yeah, so we'll, we'll, we'll, we'll run that. We'll run that fantasy, fantasy football. Uh, next Wednesday, Jeff and I are going to war this week.
00:25:00
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I'm going to see if I can sucker him out of some of his top players that he doesn't even take off the bench anyways, which will just make my team more dominant than it already is. so Sure. yeah
00:25:13
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Well, I want to start off tonight's news with a question for you both. How many times do you guys order off of Amazon or
Amazon Package Theft Stories
00:25:22
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something like that? It gets delivered to your door. um Maybe a couple times a month or so.
00:25:29
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Okay. And have you ever had any stolen from your porch? I know I have not. No, I have not. No. A lady in Texas got tired of porch pirates. So she came up with a plan. She got a, she got an old Amazon box and filled it with black widow spiders. That's fucked up.
00:25:57
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put it on her board. And when the the guy that stole it got bit and he called the cops, he said, Hey, this lady did this. and She so told the cops, those are my pets. They just like to play in the boxes.
00:26:16
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That's fucked up. And not only is he trying to survive the Black Widow bites while in the hospital, she is fully charging him for the death of her pets. That's even more fucked up. And he could serve up to three years for killing her pets. Wow. Wow, that is nuts. That's called karma.
00:26:41
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yeah That's called. No, no, no. I don't I have a different I think I think she's wrong. I'm not saying the dude's right for stealing shit, but like i set it up. yeah and think everybody Take a little too hard. I mean, I don't I don't think the revenge matches the crime is all. Nope. but Nope. And the and and the famous and the famous words of of golf is she's lost over four thousand dollars worth of packages. Mm hmm.
00:27:10
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Yeah, and and the words ham or anything like that And words of Ivan Drago if he dies he dies I'm sorry Anything Hey, you know what? You're you're you're you're a scumbag and you really clearly are not doing anything positive for the human race so if if if Darwin takes over and and the strong survive and he dies and Sorry about your fucking luck. Maybe if you do survive this, your you'll write your ways and not be a scumbag anymore. Or you'll go back to scumbaggery and you'll eventually wind up dead in the street someday anyways. I ain't got no love for scumbags at all. Oh, I agree. It's it's it's complete.
00:27:56
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you know you know if Once again, if you're stealing off of... It's not like she's stealing from a you know billion-dollar company. He's stealing from a woman that's literally just ordering stuff for her family or for whatever. And he's stealing it because it's there. Well, then you're a scumbag and you get what you get. No, yeah and I don't disagree. He's definitely a scumbag, but I don't think he deserves that. Okay. You Sometimes you've got to make examples just like the mafia. Just like the mafia. Sometimes you have to you have to make an example out of someone
00:28:35
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us to learn from. Sorry that it's you bro. Great. But make better life decisions. Yeah. Actually go out and get a job, baby. You know? Yeah. Action is happening every day. Go get clean. Go clean out warehouse and get but bit by a legitimate Black Widow and attack. Hey. maybe that Maybe that lady, maybe that lady has, you know, maybe she ordered a box full of Black Widow spiders because, I don't know, she's doing some. She wanted to keep them as pets.
00:29:05
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You know, maybe, maybe, maybe quote unquote as as as DJ Bill and and his cohort like to say on another shot when I said I still haven't figured out why they say it. Maybe she's doing the Lord's work and she's using the venom from the Black Widow spiders to create a cure for cancer.
00:29:20
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so that nobody has to watch your my child die in the hospital of cancer. And this son of a bitch is over here screwing with her, yeah messing up her fucking, you know, messing up, messing it up. And now all these children are going to die. Yeah. All these children are going to die of cancer because this asshole wants to be a porch pirate.
00:29:42
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Well, my next one, ah Chris, I found this and I saw this on TikTok and I had to save it because it reminded me of you. so You are no longer allowed to call yourself the champ when it comes to drinking.
00:29:59
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because you've been beaten, sir. And I have a 42 second clip to prove it.
Record-Breaking Alcohol Tales
00:30:03
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Fun fact, a Hungarian man recently broke the world record for the highest blood alcohol level. The man who was living in Serbia was stopped by the police when they saw him struggling to ride his bicycle down the road. The police gave the man a breathalyzer test, which showed a blood alcohol level of 5.67%. The police were shocked the man was conscious and alive, as the blood alcohol level above 5% is deadly.
00:30:26
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The police were concerned for the man's safety, so they brought him to the hospital, where the doctors were also amazed the man was still alive, and even more surprised that all his vitals were within the normal range. The man sobered up. So my question is, when were you unhungried? 5.6. Holy shit. I'm sure I've beaten that.
00:30:49
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Click doesn't get out of bed for less than two. <unk> like miss length you with the fuck and breaththyen you in this pocket like exactly you I'm still good to go yeah and sure I've beaten that before. I don't know, man. I don't know, dude. That's pretty like I've never gone over a two.
00:31:15
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like when I've been actually used a breathalyzer. There's been times where I've never and will happened last night, but ah I've never even done a breathalyzer. So I mean he just break them. It says one at a time.
00:31:37
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They need to give him a vinyl record. I don't think that's how that works. it pop It pops up and says, this is not a group activity. but But not on on top of that, dude's riding a bike. He's technically not driving. He's like, fuck it. I'm drunk. I'm going to ride my bike home. You can still get a, you can still get a, uh, what is it? Uh, DWI. No, it's, um,
00:32:06
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Yeah, you can still get it. You can still you can still get the equivalent of a DUI on um on a bicycle. I know. yeah horse why ah i got I know a guy. I did see one guy. One guy got one on a on a riding lawn. There was a guy here. I know my rights. I know there's a guy here in there that got one on one of those. One of those coolers that you could ride. several years back He was.
00:32:33
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yeah He had left the bar. He had left the bar.
00:32:40
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Dude, I live in an area where people will drive their fucking riding lawnmowers as a daily vehicle to the gas station to pick up a fucking drink. It's nuts.
00:32:53
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so So then you get a DUI, then you lie they do get trespassing charges, and then you get a whole...
Influencer Regulation Talk
00:32:59
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Not if I cut your grass, I'm going to come and get a fiber from you so I can go get more beer. You might get shot if you come in my yard. If come in and cut your grass and I do ah at least an okay job, you're really going to be mad. I don't know who this fucking strange little garden gnome is riding a lawnmower in my yard, but I'm going to shoot him.
00:33:21
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Well, you son of a bitch, we shoot first and ask questions later. So in other news, we've all seen the TikToks and the the YouTube videos where somebody, an influencer is saying, you should buy this product. They sent it to me and it's awesome. That is now considered illegal.
00:33:45
Speaker
Wait, say that again. Hold up. So influencers peddling merchandise that they did not buy themself and saying, this is amazing. It's great because it was sent to them as a gift is now in in you are country or stay in the
00:34:06
Speaker
If you're going to promote a product, you cannot have it gifted to you. You cannot be charged, but the company that sent it to you can be. So, like, if, you know, we had W Energy for a while, and if W Energy would have said, we're going to give you 500 packages, tell everybody it's awesome, that is illegal. But if we bought the W Energy like we did and promoted it, that's okay.
00:34:34
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Speaking of which, every every order that you order from our merch store, I'll be sending 20 packets of W energy because I don't know what to do with these 10,000 packets of W energy that they ship me.
00:34:46
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i But apparently it's now illegal. I don't know if it's passed yet, but they're trying to pass it. Wow. um So a simple loophole in that is when when when a company wants an influencer to to to sell their shit, they just sell it to them for a penny. ah Well, or a dollar. Yeah. Well, like the biggest, the biggest, uh, people that are doing this that are really going to be screwed over are people like the Kardashians, you know, like, uh, for a while back, you know, uh, when it first came to light, people were like, um, the Kim Kardashian, be like, this is, I knew Louis Vuitton bag. It's amazing. But Louis Vuitton gave it to her. That is now illegal.
00:35:33
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so Wow. Yeah. No, but you have blown a guy for 20. I have another one here. if
00:35:46
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There is a restaurant. and you right and Don't give me numbers. Don't confirm numbers. But would you guys say you'd make more any more than or any more or less than $10,000 a month? I'd make less.
00:36:04
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less. I make less. I make about 20. I make about 30 times that. Yeah. The network. Put my wiener on the internet. It's a huge flux of income. Well, there is a gentleman in Texas that has found a legal with his coffee shop. He has a coffee shop.
Unique Coffee Shop Experience
00:36:28
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You buy a coffee.
00:36:32
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and you spend a couple of dollars and he has a bunch of RC construction toys that while you're there, he's got a giant sandbox that while you're there, you can drink your coffee and play in a sandbox with construction RCs.
00:36:47
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I'm going to send Ryan over there and check it out. It's in Texas. I'm good. That doesn't sound fun at all, but I'm good for him. Yeah. And, you know, like I have a picture here. No, no, no. Why do you want to go to a coffee shop and play in a sandbox? No, no, no, no, no. No, no, no, no. You're not in the sandbox. You're not in the sandbox. The RC car is in the sandbox.
00:37:17
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Oh, RC, oh, okay. Check this out. this is I have the video, I'm gonna- Start with a video yeah the Yeah. Please, put your fucking pants on when you're in the sandbox, you weirdo. But but you literally- I told you pants are optional everywhere. You order a coffee, you order a coffee, and then you spend like five or $10 for an hour, and they hand you a controller of the vehicle you want to drive. Okay. And you drive the RC And, you know, like if you're driving a dump truck and Chris is driving ah a backhoe and he loads up the sand and you go dump it. It's a great way. it's The dude is making more than $10,000 a month. Check this out. Earning $10,000 a month is easier than you think. A guy from Texas proved it by opening cafes with sandbox where adults play with remote control, excavator, trucks and bulldozers.
00:38:08
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Customers come here not only for the cup of coffee, but also for the chance to escape daily worries and embrace themselves in a carefree atmosphere of childhood. Imagine this, you grab cup of coffee and head to the sandbox, starting building a castle or craving out roads with tiny excavator. All your worries fade away.
00:38:27
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and know yeah fucking cool is that I know you can take that idea and double it by adding beer instead of coffee and adding fucking combat robots instead of fucking construction. You know, they have RC tanks that shoot Nerf guns. and paint I'm just saying. I think I got an idea. I think it's a great thing. I thought it was cute. I thought it it's fun. It's it's definitely not a necessarily a what the fuck kind of thing, but it is kind of cool. Yeah.
00:38:59
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Oh, I think it's cool. What the fuck? I mean, I would be down to do it. I do. I'd totally go. Um, you know, like I said, my next story, Glick, you're, you used to work for Amikrami, right?
00:39:17
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Well, the CEO. Former CEO. He hasn't been a CEO for probably 15, 20 years, something like that. He was arrested.
00:39:30
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No, I'm just saying. No. Yeah, he's he's sex trafficking. Yes. Oh, yeah. What he did was he was luring in male models for special sentence. And he's like, come on in. We're going to test you in a little casting. Yeah. Yeah. The guy hasn't been there. That guy hasn't been there for years. And it's just the fact that they're throwing that CEO, because I see the headline, it was like CEO of Abercrombie. I'm like, what the hell did she do? And then I seen former and I'm like, oh, my God. And I was like, that guy hasn't been there for years because he got ran out of the company because he made a comment about. bunner They were trying to do this whole campaign about being included in their closure for everybody.
00:40:27
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it's not for fat people or ugly people and they're like, yeah, I'm gonna go see you later, buddy. So, yeah, that guy hasn't been there for years. Yeah, but he's pretty much going to jail. um Yeah. And he's done so this last one that I have, um you guys are Boeing, you know, pretty big company. They they just had to replace their, i guess ah I guess you would call it their air conditioner.
00:40:57
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in their factory. And here's why. The factory is so big that clouds were showing up inside the building. That is fucking nuts. Wow. Isn't that fucking dope? Is that the Boeing factory down in South Carolina? we I'm not sure where it is, but ah they they had to install this special, ah it's kind of like a dehumidifier kind of thing.
00:41:31
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for the entire factory. You know, you we know how big a fucking airplane is. There's four of them in that picture. Imagine going out were warm you imagine going to work and you have to check out your workplace weather forecast.
00:41:44
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Partly cloudy with a chance of afternoon showers. That's the kicker. you know what You know, clouds form because of water. So, you know, if they get enough of those, that it starts to rain indoors.
00:41:56
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Exactly. yes like a bullet Bullet has a huge, has a huge plant. I don't know if it's like the main one or whatever, but it's not in Charleston. Yeah. That's why I was curious to know where that one was. Uh, yeah, I thought that was massive, dude. It's insane. Uh, yeah, it's, it's kind of insane. Yeah. Uh, I have one last one. That's more of a, I thought it was funny and I thought you guys are going to kick out of it and let me find it here.
00:42:25
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Jesus, mother, Mary and Joseph. Right here. I have one last one. One more time. I was thinking the same thing. I was like, did he say that three times already? Well, Germany, I'm going to pull a Jared Vichy and eat a bullet live on the show. In Germany, the police in Germany are looking for a speeder.
00:42:50
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Uh, they do have a speed camera photo of him, but they can't figure out who it is. it's ah his promise i wasn't in His, his license plate did not get a photo, get, you know, show up on the camera, but they didn't get us a windshield, a windshield shot. And it looks like this. Jesus Christ. Not a joke. he was there They found Jaravicii.
00:43:17
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all that finally That is the funniest thing I've ever seen apparently some dudes driving around Germany and he's like fuck it They're not gonna catch me for speeding up dresses cookie.
00:43:31
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take no I Knew you guys are gonna kick out that one but yeah, that was my last one that I have Nice well, we'll take a real quick break that blaze has a little me was teasing me Yeah, and i'm not talking yeah little after the blade after the break is going to be what new segment I like to call. and After the break, we're going to play a little ah Adam James guest last night on Glick's House of Music. Super cool guy. I got the
00:44:12
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Yeah. Personal invite. but like When Nick and I come down to Nashville, he's going to make me some steaks. ah He likes to cook. He said next to music cooking is his is his like second passion and love. He was just up in Missouri last week and won a damn. They weren't there doing a gig or doing a couple of gigs or something. He was like, I got extra time and he ended a fucking chicken cook off thing and got first place. Must be rough. Yeah.
00:44:41
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So, uh, we were talking about restaurants and food. He's like, uh, best steak in all of Nashville is at my house. I said, you had me at state. You're like, shit come on down. This is why you don't have coffee with fancy.
00:44:55
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and happy with they Let's see. If you watch nonsense and show, you would get that joke.
00:45:02
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We, will we, we have commercials on there's a coffee and that joke right commercial that says, honey, I can't have you serving your terrible coffee with our steaks. My question every time is who the fuck drinks coffee with your steak. Yeah.
00:45:23
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yeah And that, and that joke right there is exactly why I don't watch nonsense in show. Nobody asks you. Thank you. Yeah. Go away. but ah My podcasting standards are set a little bit higher. and My podcasting listening standards. Nonsense and chill gets more views and unnecessary roughness. Who does it though? It does. We just checked.
00:45:52
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yeah
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Because we were preparing free thumbnails to post thumbnail. Yeah, we're just we were just farting around earlier. Anyway, I didn't mention something about a break. Not that we care about numbers, but it was just got like a little dig there. and I don't I don't b listen. I don't look ah every time Bathurst comes up, he's like, ah how many people is watching those? like I don't fucking know. I don't care.
00:46:21
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One person could be watching. that the number please yeah this so now we're gonna If I worried about my subconscious, this would be worse. Right? Yeah. It'd take a little, a little break and break here. I got music by Adam James. It's called Dig My Own Wave. And we'll be back here in just a few minutes.
00:49:54
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I kind of like that. Yeah. I don't like that. Glick had to do a restart during the break. I assumed he was going to. um Well, welcome back, everybody, to what the fuck news. um We are live once again, of course, at the nonsensical network while Glick is doing his thing. At the bottom, you see bio dot link slash nonsensical network. What do you do?
00:50:24
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Um, you can find all our social medias, including our link to our merch store, nonsensical dash nonsense dot my spread shop.com. And you can spread us on you. and And we're here to tell you all the news that is news that all makes you say, what the fuck?
00:50:49
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And that, what was, what was the name of the guy sing that? That was a good song. I really liked that. Um official auto, I don't know That's a glitch. That's a glitch thing I know I'm so horrible at his music So moving on there's so many of that Moving on to what the facts is the segment that I'm going to start doing occasionally here on Wednesdays. Tonight I want to talk about, so it's going to be some weird facts in history that legitimately happened that that ah you're like, whoa, that's real. um And Glick, I put you on mute while you were done messing around with.
00:51:32
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so years ago, I heard this story. So this story is based here in Kentucky. I'm gonna call it the Smurfs of Hazard. And Jeff, I don't know if you familiar, are you familiar with the Fugots of Kentucky from the 1800s? No, I am not. So this gentleman, this gentleman, um they're they're a blue family.
00:51:57
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genetically. Oh, okay. There's a genetic. Yes. And I have a picture here. Here's a picture of the original family from the 1800s when I say picture in the painting, obviously time. And this is the most current one. This gentleman did an interview on a talk. I didn't see this dude before. Yes. So they have been cured, but it was a It's this hemoglobin thing, um ah gene that does that to their skin. It's something with their blood and it makes their blood look like chocolate syrup almost. But yeah years ago, like I ran into this story and I was like, oh, there's no way that's real. It just looks like bullshit.
00:52:38
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It's legit. It kind have popped up on my radar recently, and I was like, oh wow, this shit's legit. Well, it turns out, so this guy, um Martin Fugat, F-U-G-A-T-E, Fugat, Fugate, I don't know how you pronounce it, I've heard it pronounced different ways, was a immigrant from France that settled in Hazard County, Kentucky. a Met a local woman that apparently had the recessive gene two, or I don't know,
00:53:06
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But because this county is closed off, there's not a whole lot of people coming in and out. Right. There's a lot of incest. There's a lot of inbreeding. So this huge family, this family who was a lot of internal breeding. So the whole family was blue. But like during the 50s, during the 50s, they found out how to cure their their their their genetic deformity or I don't know, you call it deformity. But But during yeah but during during the decades, during the early 1900s, they face a lot of discrimination and all that kind of stuff. so
00:53:41
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But I thought it was an interesting story. Like I said, I thought it was fucking fake for the long fucking fucking time. Yeah. it doesn't no sound real That's what's crazy. It doesn't like this does not, I mean, you might think you're looking at a real life movie production of the Smurfs and this is Papa Smurfs, but it's not, this is a legit real dude. This is what he looked like. That was the color of his skin. Although I call him Papa Smurfs. Yeah. He does look like Papa Smurfs.
00:54:08
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Yeah. Like if they're doing a real live action instead of animated slash animate, you know, live action, that dude's got the role. Yeah, I was kind of, I was kind of hoping Glick was going to be up here because I don't think he's heard the story and it looks like his internet. I think I saw that a while back on, on like, TikTok or something like that. But yeah, it's it.
00:54:32
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I feel bad for them because that would like that's not something you like there are those those weird genetic defects like but Yeah, here it's um, that you so coming The the fugots the fugots also known as the blue fugots or the blue people of Kentucky were a family the rare genetic genetic trait that caused their skin to turn up your blue and And the disease or the, the genetic trait is called, uh, meth, methamo. Uh, man, I can't even fuck up pronounce this word. So I'm going to drop it in the chat. And if somebody can, can, uh, pronounce this by all means. Yeah. It's a, there it is. Here's, here's the word. Metho emo glob glob anemia or whatever. So yes.
00:55:27
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I am all freaking tongue tied. What's up, Glick's back in the back? Finally. What's up, dude? Did you get it fixed? I think so. yeah You sound better. did you Did you see what we were talking about? The blue people. Yeah, the blue people. Have you ever heard of them? Yeah.
00:55:47
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Yeah. See, I always thought that was a fake story until recently. There ain't too many blueberries. I hate too many blueberries. They're moving into Flick's house pretty soon because Flick's house away were children. Yeah. I told Nikki that I was leaving and she could stay here with all of her misfit children.
00:56:12
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Anyway, that's really all I had for what the facts. so still that's actually You know, it's it's one of those things where it's not something you would totally want Yeah, g like I didn't want to like i would long totally want to hang out with somebodys I'm not gonna lie. I'd be okay with blue skin i mean we' be like fuck Yeah i'm blue team song with blue dabble yeah dabbles da da ah da da but
00:56:43
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that and
00:56:45
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It's going to be in the blue house. Drive a blue car. but You literally just walk in the room with that playing all the time. Oh yeah. I meant to share this on the screen. That's the name. Metho emo globin. Meth goblins. We got them on the east side of town. Meth goblins. There you go. Fuck, you're always earning a scale. Oh, Iowans. Oh, Iowans. Easy way to say.
00:57:11
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Yeah, we got them on the inside of NERC. It was something about the way the hemoglobin wasn't transporting the oxygen right or some shit like that. see Yeah. I read about it and then I forgot about it and then I forgot about it again. Yeah, it was one of those things I think think it was a YouTube rabbit hole that I went down because it was like a real... but I was like, there's no fucking way this is real.
00:57:40
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But it was a real and I said, there's no way it's a real. but so what's an intention I just made myself chuckle a little bit. Nevermind. But um so so then I went I went to the. go in wednesday folks ah But I went to the old Google box and I was like, is this real?
00:58:08
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And I read a little article on it, but then it pulled up like 10 different videos on YouTube. I like from like legitimate people, not just some jackass going. There's blue people and then there are mountains. dotterda around you on then there hill yeah So I fell into a rabbit hole. It's been a tough. Connor, Connor, you're cooked. That's why I'm not cool with the blue skin. I'm cool with the discrimination. laughing my ass on That's because you're a secret Nazi.
00:58:37
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He's not a secret, Nazi. He's outed. I've outed him in his mascot, Adolf kitler yeah r ip Hitler. RIP, Hitler. Hitler.
00:58:50
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oh yeah mean
00:58:54
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Well, let's stay on time and let's double up the breakthrough quick. Please, you got anything else you want to add to that? No, that's all I really added. Yeah, I'll be back next week. Hopefully with something else. mean Nobody's going. Nobody's throwing up the show. like Oh, no, no, it just I mean, Wednesdays, I might not be able to make it up. So. Oh, yeah. No, I thought you're like, I did my I did my five minutes. Fuck you guys. I'm out. I'm like, oh, no, no, no, not at all. Bye boys, bitch. I'm going to go play COD and fucking grab your pajamas on your couch and play Call of Duty and crap. Oh, speaking of which, what is today's thing? It's a sir. Is it 20? Is it only the 23rd? I thought it was 24. It comes out on Friday. What are you nerds? All you Call of Duty gamers out there.
00:59:51
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Black Ops 6 drops on the 25th. Are you guys ready? And if you're an Xbox owner like myself, it's free on the game pass this year. So we don't even have to buy it now. Granted, it will be 575,000 gigabytes. So you'll have to buy 14 external hard drives, but that's just call of duty in general. Literally just the other day I came home and there was like a 192 gigabyte update and I'm like,
01:00:20
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The new game comes out in three fucking days. Why are we doing almost a 200? And then I realized that they they redid the main, the the home screen and they added the new game. So once it drops, you don't have to wait for it. It's ready to go.
01:00:38
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So, and then they updated the home screen and updated a whole bunch of other stuff. And, um, from, from the, from the main screen of the game, you can get to six other games. So you don't have to have them downloaded. So i see the six, other six other of the modern warfare and slash call of duty games. So there's like, okay, that makes sense. Why it was almost a 200 gig update, but, uh, nonetheless, yeah, a couple more days. Y'all new call of duty will be out. I'm taking a week off the shows and I'm going to play call of duty all week.
01:01:10
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Jeff, you have to run Mondays. Blaze, you have to run Tuesdays. Tuesdays. I'd rather do Mondays. Blaze, do bla you do monday you say Mondays.
01:01:25
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I heard it here. Jeff and Blaze together. You made, you guys run Sunday football show. You might be able to, two of you together might be able to form some kind of sports knowledge. I might be able to figure out what a touchdown is by then. but miss middle Don't worry. That guy ran the ball and the other guy caught it. yeah That's a sports ball day. Bye. That's your sports ball.
01:01:55
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Uh, let's do a little uh, let's take a real quick break try to stay somewhat on time here Let's do a little uh, we did adam james last that was that singer's name that you guys couldn't figure it I know and I want to stay on time So, that's what I said, let's double it up so I can stay on time this is a short song um kaitlin cole miss Kalin kalyn cold check her out. She's everywhere at kalyn cold. Uh, you can find adam james uh at AJ and be F1. You need a whiteboard in front of you to write down all your notes. Nice to meet you. No, I have one right here. I actually have a... Right there's Adams. AJMBFR. Adam James, not built for radio. Oh, okay. There's Kaitlyn Cole, right there. Just put in Kaitlyn Cole and you can find her.
01:02:51
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So this is, this will be a short little break. I know we just took a break, but I want to kind of stay somewhat on time tonight. right So here's Kaitlyn Cole with Bourbon Warfare.
01:05:58
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Man, she's got such an amazing voice. Right? Miss Caitlyn Cole with Bourbon Warfare. she's She's got a really, really awesome voice. She's got a very powerful voice. She's a tiny little thing. she not She's not very big.
01:06:13
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I don't know where it comes from, okay but, uh, I was, uh, Kayla Cole with bourbon warfare. You guys can find her at Kayla Cole. Check her out. Check it. She's got a bunch of music out there and she's got new stuff that she's working on and everything like that. She was, uh, she was a fun guest to have on the looks of some music. I've had a lot of really cool guests. I've been pretty lucky with that. Yeah. Uh, as far as the guests I've had any who welcome back to what the fuck news. Hopefully you guys are having a good night. Enjoying their little show we're doing here.
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who whoa
01:06:46
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Our boy, our list is slumming it with another shop podcast right now. Poor guy. but I didn't know they were on at this time. I think I miss a lot of like, like with Shaka. I don't know when I still need to find Shaka. I found the lazy shaman. I just, I think they're, they're alive when we're alive sometimes. ah Sometimes yes.
01:07:13
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Um, yeah, another shop podcast does their thing. Um, every Wednesday night at like eight o'clock or some shit. Okay.
01:07:27
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Um, I usually go in when we're on breaks and fuck with them. what Yeah. Our list is up there. You say our list is on another shop? Yeah. Why? Um, I don't know. Why?
01:07:43
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Go find out.
01:07:47
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Go kick their ass. You rang? What's up, Shaka? I was just, I was just making a comment. I need to, I need to find out when you're lying to your friend and say hi, give you some support in the comments. Yeah. Drop your link. Drop your link, Chaka. So, uh, you know, people can see your videos and stuff.
01:08:13
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And that way, Blaze and I can find it too. But it's not hard to find. Just pay attention to the shows. I don't pay attention. Sorry, I wasn't paying attention. What did you say? Yeah, motherfuckers, I live in the stoner world in my head. We all talk. Blake, did you see what I just said on WhatsApp? Yes. Isn't that pretty? There we go. I played with it for a little bit. That sounds important.
01:08:44
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Uh, no, welcome back to what's fuck news, everybody. Go ahead and follow us everywhere. We are literally everywhere. Go to bio dot.link slash nonsensical nonsense or non-sensible network, or just type in your Google box, nonsensical network. You'll find us. We're not hard to find. Give us a follow, give us a like, give us a share if you'd be so kind. I'll bring it back into the, uh, to the, uh, news stories.
01:09:08
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a news Um, yeah, make you make sure you guys go check out chaka at chaka crypto over on the youtube Um, these are better doing his thing I try to pop in when I see the guy's life. Wow, you know say hi hang out for a few minutes, uh Give him some shit and then uh Get the hell out of there Last friday, I was bouncing back and forth from your guys's show to their show. So
01:09:40
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Uh, the laser shaman was Jeffrey, I know how much you love your McDonald's, but I got bad news for you. Don't do it. The price. Oh, watch your fucking horn mouth. First and foremost, yeah you're pushing it. They're blazed. Jesus Christ. that rights ah They got good fries. We're going the wrong McDonald's. They used to be good. They fries. Well,
01:10:08
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E an equal I outbreak linked to McDonald's quarter pounders. Fuck to one, that's my one death, one death and.
01:10:19
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i Know this so please I think you should order like 45 of them right now Jeff yeah mexico does like it is ship in the music on this It is it is it is strictly Experimental show research. I need you to order all the quarter pounders and let's see what happens ah i One dead in 49 sickened CDC says um
01:10:49
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And I do have a follow-up from this story. This just broke yesterday. The agency said there have been at least 49 people that were sick across 10 states with 10 people requiring hospitalization hospitalization and one death. The majority of the illnesses have been reported in Colorado and Nebraska. The illnesses have been reported as as far west as Oregon and as far east as Wisconsin. Jarvis, yeah you get a quarter pounder.
01:11:15
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because uh i'm sure minnesota's luke that would be better that would be a better research because max use uses different meat no no god no no jarvis will never we know he's lost we know he's listening we know he's listening right car i agree agree fuck me
01:11:37
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Quarter Prouder's usually my go-to too. What? Sorry, I couldn't hear you, Blaze. I don't know what you're talking about. Bad Blaze. Quarter Prouder's usually my go-to as well. um or that are the big man love them Yeah. yeah i usually get the double Quarter You get a quarter pounder, you get the quarter pounder with with the and ah and the chicken sandwich and you combine them. Mm hmm. Well, they're doing really good. They're doing a chicken Big Mac. I heard that too. I tried the chicken Big Mac. I was curious. I did not like it was a lot. It was like it made me shit funny the next day.
01:12:24
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be happy i saw coming i saw cause played but anyway yeah that The CDC said that the contaminated ingredient has yet to be identified, but McDonald's said the initial investigation found a subset of illness were tied to the slivered onions from a supplier that serves three of the fast food giant. So it wasn't to me. It was the onions and I never get onions on my food.
01:12:54
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Because onions are fucking disgusting. fucking onions are You're fucking You're fucking disgusting. I agree. You know what? I don't agree with Nikki very often, but she's right. You're wrong. nick Onions are awesome. You know what's pissed me off about the fast food industry as a whole over the last decade is a fricking all switch to shredded lettuce. So when you open up your fucking burger on your lap or some fucking lettuce goes everywhere in between fucking seats in between fucking everything, it's goddamn. I don't like the shredded lettuce. I
01:13:28
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this no i'm with you I'm right. I'm right there with you, Blaze. And Nicki's heard me bitch about shredded lettuce. and Like, yeah, if she like she used to work at the Winking Lizard, she was like, you want a burger? I was like, yeah. Winking Lizard? What? Yeah. It's my eyed lizard will wink at you. Yeah. so But ah she was like, one night she's going to bring me a burger. Hope she's asked what I want on it. She's like, you want lettuce? I said, it's fucking shredded. I hate shredded lettuce. I don't know. What's the point in it? The only time you should have shredded lettuce or chopped up lettuce or is it a fucking salad? This should never ever or on a taco. Agreed. No, you're you're over dramatic drama llama. Yeah, the who's over dramatic me? I'm not over both of you. Maybe maybe a little lettuce. You just need a girl drama.
01:14:24
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No, it's a mess. It's a huge mess. It's I've never had a problem with making a mess because my burgers literally don't make it out of the bag before I've eaten. Well, I'll follow up on the on the whole quarter pounder debacle. This just came out a couple of years ago or a couple of years ago, a couple of hours ago, about one fifth of the U.S. restaurants have stopped selling the quarter pounder.
01:14:56
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Here's my thing. Here's my thing. Here's my thing. And this is why. And this is why. So put onions on it, right? No. Yeah. This is why McDonald's employees and this goes all the way up to the top brass. You don't deserve to make more than three cents an hour because you're all fucking retarded. The quarter pounder is not the problem. It's the onions that you're still putting on everything else. Yeah, right. So we're going to fix the problem. We're going to stop selling quarter pounders.
01:15:25
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and dozen things. Well, a couple years ago, ah the dead night that's the dank night. Nice. They did a they did a ah thing in Germany a couple years ago, where for one day, if you wanted a I think if you went into a Burger King, they would send you McDonald's.
01:15:50
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Well, it's like it was if they did this weirds weird promotion thing where if you wanted certain things and you were out of Wendy or a Burger King, they'd send you McDonald's. If you were at McDonald's, you wanted a certain thing. They'd send you to Burger King. It was like a it was like a share thing. It was stupid. Yeah, that doesn't make sense because I'm here. I want my. Yeah. I'm not. Yes. Clear across fucking town. Yeah. Kind of fucking moron thought this up.
01:16:19
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So I agree with that 30 cents now ah but say three cent an hour an hour. Five guys, which fast food restaurant should hire Kamala, the Ugandan destroyer? We can have that in fullness. Five guys.
01:16:39
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white like You know, I've heard stories that she has no problem fitting five guys in her mouth at once. I've heard Inside sources have told me. I'm not saying it to be true. I'm just saying I've heard stories. I feel like I accidentally set that up. yeah You kind of did. Yeah, I think that kind of did. I'm not saying it's true. No.
01:17:08
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pat Hey, Connor, that's what she said. I knew that. one I knew that was coming. I'm just saying. How's Lieutenant Connor doing? Huh? I said, how's Lieutenant Connor doing? I don't know. He still has a small dick that don't work and his legs are falling off. He can't talk either. His his new legs are falling off. He's RFK-ing. Yeah, he's RFK-ing. Hey, uh.
01:17:41
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You guys like, you guys, I know, I know Jeff does because I've watched him inhale an 18 foot pizza on the show before. I know he likes to order. pizz It was 24 inch. Fuck you. That's what she said. You need to carry each of it down. He did too. He did too. Like a fucking champ. Well, in Germany, one of the best selling pizzas in Germany comes with a little extra pick me up, if you will. Oh, really? As police found out. see to come If if you if you order pizza from this place and and I know I'm going to say it wrong just because I because. Ordering plate tickets. Yeah.
01:18:31
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Where am I going? Monday, Monday police were in a popular. Yeah. Uh, Monday police raided a popular pizzeria in Dusseldorf accused of serving cocaine as a side dish. Local police launched an investigation into the restaurant after food inspectors tipped off authorities. Uh, the BBC reported citing criminal director Michael Graf on a multi. Police arrested the 36 year old pizza rehab manager at his apartment upon arrival. Police said the manager threw a bag of drugs out the window.
01:19:05
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which fell right into the arms of police officers below.
01:19:13
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my No, it's nothing like throwing an interception right to the police when you're trying to get rid of your drugs. That guy's having a bad fucking day. let me touch Yeah. ah Police officers said they found more than three pounds of cocaine.
01:19:34
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And our, and around 400 grams of more of marijuana, that equivalent, uh, of nearly $290,000. Um, yeah. So you, you basically would call it at his pizza shop and order a, I think it was a number 40. And you got your pizza and, uh, what happens if you order the number 420? I don't think you even can go again. Um,
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Three people were also arrested, including a 22 year old who was suspected of leading the operation. um The Pizzeria manager was released.
01:20:15
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but But then later police re-arrested him while he was trying to flee the country. Nice. You know, here's here's the issue. You know, Dusseldorf is a tourist destination. So, you know, some tourists is like trying to say the word for, but he says 40 and they send him a pizza with coke and he's like... Is this Parmesan cheese? I'm sprinkling this.
01:20:44
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They do it right in fucking Germany, boys. Let me tell you. Man, I walked in that shop and they were fucking cutting lines of Parmesan cheese and stuff. I swear to God. are on a On a side note from this story, there's a little a little side note that says that German customs sees four and a half tons of cocaine. Worth about one line one. A ton is two thousand pounds.
01:21:13
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Oh yeah. No, but, but, but ah a metric ton is more true. So and being that they use a metric system, there, there, when they say a ton, they're saying a metric ton. That's enough cocaine to get every fucking bear and goddamn Yellowstone. but Four, four and a half tons of cocaine worth 1.1 billion disguised as what boys?
01:21:43
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Take a crack at what it was disguised as. Wait, say, ask that again. What was it disguised as as it was trying to be smuggled? Four and a half tons of cocaine disguised as something. What was it? so um i'm going I'm going with Parmesan cheese again. It was shredded lettuce.
01:22:04
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They deserve to die. Actually, it was soybeans. So every night, okay. So a metric ton is 2,204 pounds. Okay. Well, it doesn't say if it's a metric ton or a standard. Well, standing between 2000 and 2,200 pounds. yeah you're probably going on They're probably by metric tons since it's over in Europe. Yeah. That's what my thought was. Yeah. Yeah. so he Regardless of how do you,
01:22:37
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Regardless of how you break it down, it's still a lot of cocaine. Fuck yeah, it's a lot of cocaine. That's a lot of skiing guys. Yeah, that's a very happy Tony Montana. yeah Not anymore. It's all gone.
01:22:54
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I wanted the farmers on and all I got was the cocaine. Speaking of the crazy people overseas. Just real quick, this is just funny. I'm not going to read this whole story. It's just funny to me.
01:23:07
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Hug it out, but make it quick. New Zealand Airport sets time limit on goodbyes. Good. I think the show needs a time limit on goodbyes sometimes, so I'm not going to argue with that. They literally have a sign outside of the airport.
01:23:26
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that says, it's hard to say goodbye, so make it quick. Three minutes max. Yes, I love it. I fucking love it. What happens if you don't? There's also signs that say, max hug time, three minutes. If it's going to be longer, go to car park area.
01:23:52
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So they're basically saying, get a fucking room. Yes. da What they're, what they're, what they're trying to prevent and it it makes me laugh. It doesn't make me chuckle. Um, yeah, for, for Fonder farewells, please use the car part. What they're saying is they're putting that lemon on it because of, because of traffic jams. Yeah. You're fucking up the drop-offs because people are standing there for 20 goddamn minutes saying goodbye. to Just go on a fucking vacation. They'll be back in a week.
01:24:22
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That is that shit is annoying. I've I've been trying to park or drop somebody off and I'm sitting there waiting. Yeah, yeah I get it. Yeah. I'm not mad at that. Time is money. Move. Mm hmm. We got people to go.
01:24:39
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That's more of like what the fuck. I like that. Yeah, no. i I'm curious what happens if you go over. um Well, pop arrest You get shot dead, right? Where are you staying? You get shot. you know likenicks in australia They're just going to give you an animal that's going to kill you. You got a box of fucking black widows that you get thrown at you. They just walk up behind you and execute you where you stand. Three minutes. Three minutes up, bitch. I got a question for you guys.
01:25:16
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um or you know Well, as you got kids and Jeff, you've got kids and of course I got kids. Do you guys ever sample the milk from the tap when they were breastfeeding? Yes. Yes. First and foremost, Jeff, just say yes and don't say anything else because I know you're going to turn it into some weird sexual deviant thing. No, no, no. Just just leave it at yes. Just leave it yes. It's got a sweet taste. Yeah. It's got a very sweet bitter taste to it. Yeah. I had never had a, I never had an urge to want to try it, but. I tried. I was
01:25:59
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um mine was definite like open that tap up, baby. A ah mother of five. He's got two of them, one for the baby, one for me. And I'm the sicko. I'm just saying.
01:26:16
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Well, a a ah ah mother of five has shared her family's shocking approach to getting their daily dose of Calvian calcium. Oh, that dude is 14. Get off the boot bit divinity. But 31 revealed that her husband Isaac 32 started drinking her breast milk after a tough boxing session and now loves it.
01:26:45
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I was going to say there was a rat. There was this, it was this period. I don't know if it's still a thing where like a bodybuilders and sports guy or athletes were fucking pain women for their breasts because of the nutrients and all that shit. Yeah. It's in the recovery time and stuff like that. m MMA fighters. Uh, he now adds it to his protein shakes at least three times a week. He wanted to see how it was aid his recovery after intense workouts. And surprisingly it's actually helped. She says.
01:27:14
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Um, I tried it before I, I had tried it before, but it was my husband's first experience. She shared. My husband is a boxer and we both heard that breast milk sells for about $5 an ounce, uh, for bodybuilders. So we thought what's added to his protein shakes to see if it helps retain muscles.
01:27:34
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blabbbble blah, blah, blah, blah, blah. The family from Patterson, New Jersey now uses breast milk for more than just shakes. They also enjoy it in milk baths. but Okay. i got I got a question. I got a question to ask. How much are you producing that you're able to take milk baths for seven people?
01:27:56
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Whoa. Like one bath. Everybody just... There's got to be more, more boobs in on that. That can't be a two-boo conspiracy. Yeah, but that's a lot of fun. There's got to be multiple. There's got to be more than two. I mean, she's literally like a dairy cow. She's just connected. Yeah, I was going to say, she's just... 24-7, she's just connected. As you said, she's the tap. She's the woman from Total Recall that's got three tits. Yeah, right. And they even blooded in.
01:28:24
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and she even makes butter for toast as part of their sushi. I mean, they're doing protein shakes. Breast milk and a butter. Oh, butter. That's no butter. That would suck. Hotcakes. I'm going to call you later. I think Carter's one. It involves weed and booze. It involves weed and booze. I'm in.
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the
01:28:55
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but It's the newest thing.
01:29:00
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Yes. She's she's been experimenting with different with different ways to use her excess milk. I mean, lady, come on. It's a lot of I think here is a severe understatement. ah What's the family? especially The family especially likes turning it into butter. It turns out smooth and silky and makes a great addition to toast, she explained.
01:29:24
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Um Isaac adds his wife's breast milk to his shakes insisting it's high in protein content. that dada da dam That's what I try to tell her too. ah Divinity mentioned that her older children use it for natural healing, but you don't work but don't drink it.
01:29:45
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so That's why I'm divorced. Yeah. So they, so they, so they like like use it for, yeah. They use it for like a lotion for like scars and, and, and cuts and shit like that. Wow. Like a, but like a bomb, no people like like a
SeaWorld Incident Humor
01:30:04
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bomb. ah saying No Jeff, I have, I keep a frozen beer mug in the freezer just for that.
01:30:15
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Yeah. Press milk on the rocks, man. He's asleep in places. Just like, yeah, I got this. Don't worry about it. Go back to sleep. There's nothing going on here.
01:30:33
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bodies
01:30:36
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You know, to make butter, if you've ever seen him make butter. Ooh, I wonder if you drink breast milk from a fucking stoner woman, would you get high on breast milk? Yes. Yes. That's why you're not supposed to do drugs or drink alcohol when you're breastfeeding because it goes right into the... Yeah. That's why, like, that's why... It's a bunch of stone babies. There's a bunch of stone babies rolling around. Yeah. I mean, that's what happens to, like, old crack babies. They're quiet babies, and they're happy. Yeah. Oh.
01:31:08
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would wheat Would you like milk with your cookies? I like milk with her cookie. It's okay.
01:31:17
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How much is this woman producing? Because if you've ever tried to make butter in like a butter churn, it uses a lot and you get like this much butter. dan What's the given milk bass, bro? That's nuts. No, it's boobs. It's boobs.
01:31:36
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This is true. oops Much of the next guy, but Jesus, it's like um one last one here and then we'll take a last break of the night and then we'll roll into Jeff's favorite part of the show. This is literally one last one. Uh, SeaWorld in San Antonio, Texas. yeah I've been there. Uh, audience members attending the Orca show at SeaWorld, San Antonio got more than they bargained for.
01:32:04
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when the killer whale decided to shit in the pool and then splash everybody in the crowd. It's not like he goes to the pool. Oh, man. I wish I would have heard of this story for a scatology report. Oh, that is amazing. Yeah. It's not like it gets out and goes to the porta potty. I get it. I mean, we're all good. Alex Dribudez posted a video to TikTok showing the orcas swimming in its glass walled pool.
01:32:33
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at a cloud of whale poop following behind it. The oceanic mammal then splashes the feces-filled water onto the crowd and the SeaWorld employees.
01:32:48
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all bomb should have sent it to You should have sent it to me, Scott, or all the poop stories go through me. Yeah. Well, I didn't know you were going to be here tonight when I... I'm joking. Make sure next time. It was a mixture of...
01:33:02
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A shock, disgust, and amusement amongst the crowd at SeaWorld. Yeah, the people in the splash zone were, were, were disgusted. The people higher up were laughing their asses off. It's like you don't go to a freaking whale show expecting freaking, I don't know, scat, scat, scat show. SeaWorld San Antonio has yet to comment on the incident.
01:33:27
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I don't think there's anything to comment on. I mean, it's just... You're fucked, Connor. You're so fucked. is vintage footdage of glick's mom at the pull so conor conor Connor's still mad because I sent him the video of the things that I do to his mom. I've seen those videos too, man. That's a fun, creepy-ass shit.
01:33:52
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Anywho, moving on. Connor's mom is a dirty little whore. Four-click. fifty fifty fifty fifty fifty yeah Man.
01:34:04
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She cries and tells me how much of a disappointment Connor is, and she wishes she never had two working legs. The only people that were upset at SeaWorld were the people that got it on them. Everybody else was laughing their ass off. I don't even think, like, I don't, okay. I don't think I would be upset. I would be like, definitely grossed out, obviously. I'm gonna need a shower, yeah. Yeah, like, right. I think it'd be, I think it'd be funny. You know, like, AC World, a AC World.
01:34:33
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hook me up with a t-shirt and a pair of shorts so I can go shower real quick and change. I still enjoy my day at SeaWorld and not have to go all the way back to the hotel. It might be something that annoys me in the moment, but later on, you're like, man, so this one time I was at SeaWorld. Yeah, it's one of those stories that you're like, guys will never catch what happened to SeaWorld today. And I suck a, it's like a flute up a whale's pussy. Whoa, hey, he's using a turbo.
01:35:02
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Where'd that come from? Yeah. But once again, I'm supposed to be the sick one. Oh, Connor, that's cute that you think I would stick my my dick in some place that you came out of. so He puts it in her butt.
01:35:15
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if nothing
01:35:19
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We went to the lines then, and I got this fucking thing. It was about yay long and about that big around. Oh, Waller, that shit out.
Humor and Frivolity
01:35:32
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all and but two of them i i divide two turning turning butter turn in butter yeah that's me just turning butter don't worry about adding jump out but called fourplay is going
01:35:52
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um Anyways, let's take a real quick break and we'll come back and wrap the show up with Jeff's smart favorite part of the
01:36:01
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yeah i mean yeah we Yeah. Where, where, where, where do they, where do they go? I mean, like Jeff said, like you said, it's not like they get out and go to the fucking port-a-potty, yeah or pack you know? Yeah. It's not like the, it's not like the whale could be like, Hey, time out. I gotta take a shit. You know what I mean? Like I'll be right back. Give me five. You know, I'll be right back. We'll be back in five. Shamu had to go take a shit. We'll be right back. Shamu made you have to shampoo.
01:36:31
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Some people pay good money to get a shot on. Exactly. This is true, but not but not by not by whales. I'm locked. There's an ask for every seat. Where's that? Where's that Xbox achievement sounder? boom New kink unlocked. off son spying All a sudden just buying a full on membership to SeaWorld Mexico. So I will get shit on by this way. Oh, close by. Front row seats, please. I go swimming with the dolphin.
01:37:10
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smaller, but it's just the mouth. Yeah, I remember what happened to Mark and Brian. R.I.P. Mark and Brian. Yeah. They were gang raped to death by dolphins. No, I thought it was. No, they were molesting the manatees and the dolphins were missing, right? It was it was an act of vengeance. Well, I don't have to worry about that. Actually, I actually hear one of the dolphins were quoted saying, I am vengeance.
01:37:35
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And they said, bye, and for all the patience.
01:37:40
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R.I.P. Mark and Brian. The A.I. show is still going good and strongly. Well, I mean, it's it's going. It's going. Poor guys. Gone and definitely forgotten. Oh, wait, not forgotten.
01:38:03
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Things you don't do. in plenty you but So when are we going to talk about penises for real? Uh, just, just a couple of minutes. Uh, let's do a picking. umm I'm picking short songs tonight. Oh, you know what? Let's do a little Tennessee holy water and their cover of, uh, Jason Aldean's got what I got. i They did a really good job on it. They got new music coming out too. Y'all check out Tennessee holy water everywhere. You stream music and on all social media at Tennessee holy water. Um, yeah, they got new music or they,
01:38:39
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or a new video that just came out. So to I got a lot of shit I got to do. There's a lot of new music out there. I got to get uploaded. We'll be back in just a few minutes.
Technical Break and Penis Jokes
01:41:50
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Yo. i everybody i morero she and Oh, that's right. Turn my volume down. Yeah. I was like, what's going on? I can't hear. No, it's because Glitch was playing with Snapchat. Oh, no. it's so money now Because when the music plays, it's really loud. Yeah, I have that issue as well.
01:42:18
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So what you're saying is you you you don't listen to the music. penis I bring quality turn it down. I bring quality. and music Then we speak bring quality music, quality musicians pay to our network. And this is what you guys do. This is how you guys disrespect them. You're doing it just just like just just like your sex life. This is why your wife is in France.
01:42:45
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burally grass put under You're prematurely all over the place. We're not even there yet. and you know fuck i haven' even i have I haven't even welcomed to anybody back. I haven't welcomed people back to the show or anything. Take your good old sweet time. You know, just calm down. Calm down there, a little buddy. Take a second. Take a breather. Think about baseball. Think about your grandma or something.
01:43:07
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your a addict head i hope your soon be dead this is the time you want to put me through
01:43:20
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Oh, yeah. that's I think that's Jeff's withdrawal symptoms kicking in from penis stories. Yeah. Yeah. Jeff has a fucking penis story.
01:43:32
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like What was that? I didn't mean to do that. um'm I'm scrolling up to try to. I'm scrolling up to try to. You're failing miserably. Yeah, scrolling up to close windows. But welcome back to what the fuck news. It is the final segment of the show.
01:43:48
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Wow before we get the flock out of here It's just favorite night of the story or of the night favorite time of the night because we talk about his favorite thing in the world penises Penis, it's the penis report Now you may play your sounders Well, I gotta scroll back down penis Gather gather around gather around Gather around, kitties. We got a little story. Stop. Stop it. Stop it. Stop saying kids when we're talking about penises. I didn't say kids. I said kitties as in everyone is a kid when yeah meo talking about everybody of a everybody of consenting ah age and that has consented. I don't want to get caught up in a ditty situation. So this is 100 percent. Gather around. Look, he's got some penis stories for you.
01:44:42
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This isn't a ditty situation. I don't use baby girl. I just spit on that thing. I just spit on that thing. We had to talk to a girl on the show Saturday. I saw that. Yeah. so Last week we started a new list. 15 hookup stories from people who have had sex with micro penises. Mickey could probably tell you a few about me. ah
01:45:13
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legally just horrible At least to you and her ex a I'm sure and like I said I said about me and I'm not throwing anybody else under that bus. I'm just I will what's za going to do to me fuck hey Hey Connor, hey Connor, you can't even host a single show one time a week let alone multiple shows to shut your fucking horn mouth and before I smack the shit out of you. Like the little bitch that you are. Ow. Wow. That's how you really do, buddy. Jesus. I know. Connor and I are in a karate fight, but he has no legs to karate fight, so. Hmm. Worst crane kick ever.
01:46:05
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Have you, have you seen my martial arts. I am a master of all downstairs. boom and No praying mantis. I know. I'm trying to make you one, Connor. I'm trying to make you a host. But you fail me. Jeff, i know there's your homework. I need you to put I need you to put Connor's face over top of the guy from Batman. Alfred from the ah terrible
01:46:38
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Christian Bale Batman. You want to bet? Oh, but Alfred. should so I have failed you, sir. Oh, no, that wasn't. Yeah, that's what Christian Bale is. It's Alfred. Yeah, but it's it's ah what's his fuck name. I can't believe the actor's name. Anyways, either. I know that's Jeff. Jeff Sportay.
01:47:03
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Anyways, let's get into Jeff's favorite part of the show, penis stories. 15 hookup stories from people who had sex with a micropenis. We did a couple of them last week. Yeah, that's right. We did a couple of them last week and, you know, speaking very highly of micropenis, not such a bad thing. So I'm hoping we get at least one or two bad ones out of this list. What do you mean a micropenis isn't a bad thing? I figured it would be.
01:47:31
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Actually, we were kind of impressed. Unless you're fucking a micro pussy. No, no, this dude. The last week we had a dude that went for like a couple of hours. Like dude was doing his job for a while. we were yeah and and the and and the And the lady said that he was he was one of the best lovers she's ever had. Yeah. Is this like really? I don't think I watched last week talking about porn. I should have been there. Thank you, Connor. He's not he's not my Batman.
01:47:59
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Now we can finally agree on something tonight. Christian Bale's not my Batman. Both dead to me. but but Anyways, uh, definitely better than Ben Affleck.
01:48:14
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You're, uh, uh, next time, next time you point a finger writes in, I got on a few dates with a guy and the first time I gave him oral was when I saw his micro penis.
01:48:28
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Because it was so small, the um overwhelming layer of pubes covering it kept getting stuck in my throat. He had a turtle head in the beach. He had a turtle in the beach. Yeah, I just need Connor's face over that video. but but yeah It's not the video, it's just the book. It was like trying to suck a needle in a very hairy haystack, she says. We then tried to have sex doggy style.
01:48:59
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But it didn't really work, so he decided to lay down and have me get on top. He sort of rubbed his penis against my thigh for a while and occasionally touched parts of my vagina. It wasn't my best sexual experience, but also it wasn't my worst, she writes. So there's a bad story.
01:49:20
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yeah
01:49:23
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Wow. wow Isn't that like an accidental touch? It's like, oh, hey. Oopsies. um but Jackie Yaggy writes in, ah I encountered a micro penis during my freshman year of college. It was only the second penis I'd ever seen. So I just thought my first boyfriend was very well endowed.
01:49:50
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but My friends if they'd ever seen a penis the size of a baby baby carrot before I realized this guy had a micro I liked him so we kept hanging out and And have oral sex. She says blowing him was great and easy Because I could put the whole thing in my mouth
01:50:14
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You can fit a whole ticket. I think she does look on the bright side, let's be honest. Yeah. She said I can fit the whole thing in with without any problems. fun size She Jackie says he never tried to have intercourse with me and we never talked about it because I didn't feel like I could bring it up. The relationship ultimately fizzled out. Looking back, I'm not sure I thought about it beyond his penis is literally the size of my thumb.
01:50:41
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oh Oh, I guess, I guess the reevaluation to do about my, anyway, moving along yeah. and I'm ready to go, but I'm about to go ride a bicycle with no seat on it and a rusty pole and see if I can have a extension added when they fix it. ah one like about fervi oh Yeah.
01:51:05
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yeah
01:51:08
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Corella writes in, uh, or coral, coral law, whatever. Uh, she writes it as she says things are getting hot and heavy between a guy and me. Then I stuck my hands down in his pants and couldn't find anything.
01:51:24
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Not a good sign. In 2024, there's a lot of guys out there that have nothing in their pants. They literally look like a Kindle. Interesting. My Brewster would be one of them.
01:51:42
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i was yeah that I failed you. um The experience was a little awkward, but he immediately said, I know I don't have a lot going on down there, but I make up for it elsewhere. Where? Just like it just like me. so And sure enough, he started going down on me and it was incredible.
01:52:11
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He definitely knew what he was doing, and he loved to do it. I barely felt the actual sex, but he made sure I got off more than once before he did anything. Sounds like he's got racing stripes in his beard. You have orange stripes, sir. You have orange stripes.
01:52:33
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got We got to make do with what we have. Reminds me. A bit from a biker movie about, uh, the different color wings. He has tattooed on his arm and the purple ones. Cause he ate ate out a dead chick.
01:52:46
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that the question
01:52:51
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why once again well why does bla le think the crown of the sick one Bye Connor, you beautiful bitch. Bye-bye. S4D6A writes it and she said, um I was with an ex for two years and he had a micropenis. I hadn't been with many other people before him, so I didn't think of it as a big deal, especially since he rocked my world every time. When it was soft, it was basically non-existent. I feel this pain.
01:53:27
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Uh, when I think back, I'm still a little puzzled at how we made it work because I'm a big girl, but we definitely had an amazing sex life. So don't knock it until you try it. Also, she writes. And it was the best with him because of his penis size.
01:53:46
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nice Uh, ah hi She's the one that said it, not me. I know. That's what I meant. I see what you did.
01:54:03
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do We'll do one more here. Mercedes writes in, I once hooked up with a guy who is really sweet. Things got hot and heavy. And the moment came when I put my hands down his trousers. I slid my hand down and down and around.
01:54:24
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And I get bored because I thought I missed something. Suddenly I came across... yeah Suddenly I came across what could only be described as a nub. It was sort of like a weird lump. Jesus. Dude's got a zit in his pants.
01:54:50
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You play with a nub and it explodes. ah i Sort of felt like a weird lump. He moaned. And that's when it hit me that it was just being.
01:55:06
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Jesus. It was so small that I could only use my thumb and first finger to hold it. But you know what?
01:55:18
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She's a keeper. This, she took over the team. She says, but he was having a great time. So, uh, and totally embracing it. So <unk> what she just, he said that would be her ex boyfriend. I called it. I'm a little bit bigger than that. At least you have to use two fingers and a thumb.
01:55:48
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often you
01:55:54
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yeah yeah working a little a little extra harder. but Oh, yeah. Okay, so we're getting a nice mixture of good and bad with the micro penis stories could last week. This yeah we only did two last week. We only did two last week. So just a real quick recap. Um,
01:56:15
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Not on the, so in case you're wondering, the average of rec penis is, is five inches long while a micro penis is only about shoot. Yeah. It's it's a micro penis is at least two and a half. Um, so it would, it would be about two and a half inches long hard or seven centimeters.
01:56:42
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Also, about 6% of the male population has a micropenis. And 100% of that 6% is on this panel tonight. How many has a micropenis? 0.6%. Yeah, I'm here. 0.6. That's what I said. 100% of that 0.6 is right here on this panel tonight. my got I I got it. I got it. That's from micropenis. I'm just saying, my bellies stick out more than my diggy do.
01:57:09
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Are you saying that you guys identify as having micro penises? Well, I call it a dwarf, a dwarf nub, but yeah. <unk> Dwarf nub.
01:57:26
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Jesus Christ. Anywho. guys need to stop inviting me up. I'm too dirty for you guys. I'm more serious. Yeah. Yeah. i i look not i was I'm just saying.
01:57:39
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Yeah, tonight I was. Yeah, you're you're you're way too wild for this square timid podcast group. manla Mueller. Mueller. Mueller. I'm sorry, Mueller. Mueller.
01:58:01
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Anywho, that is all we have in the news of what the fuckery. for you fuckers tonight. ah please The night down there. Do you have anything you'd like to add before we before we exit stage left? I hope everybody has a happy Halloween. We I get that. I see that you do that. You know, there's a scary. There's a horror movie out there called Halloween.
Motivational Taco Analogy
01:58:32
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There's also the evil ball and some other yeah evil ball. I was just thinking of that one too.
01:58:38
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That's from full moon. That's from full moon. And there is some crossover with that, uh, that clown movie they did. I watched all of them and I don't even remember the name of the movie in a movie anymore. So horrible. Yeah, they were pretty bad. I watched some bad movies. So Jeffrey,
01:58:57
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I do have one. Um, let me, so if a taco can fall apart and still be good, so can you. That'd have been great on a Monday night. I know. I heard it today. So you used it tonight. Day late and a dollar short, my friend. and What are you going to do? It'd be like, uh, it'd be like a wimpy from a Popeye.
01:59:33
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Yeah. if you buy me a achieve my day yeah gladly pay you tomorrow exactly pay you tomorrow check your tikockck I'll send you that link
Network Promotion and Future Plans
01:59:44
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buddy. I'll send you. Thank you guys for, thank you guys for listening. Thank you guys for hanging out. Everybody watching that, watch the live, watching the replays, listening on the podcast and platforms. We do greatly appreciate that. Uh, make sure you guys give us a follow, give us a like, give us a share. We are everything. Go to bio on, we are everywhere.
02:00:03
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go to bio dot.link or yeah, bio dot.link slash nonsensical network. All them links are there, including the links to our merch store as well. And I'm going to put these up for a second because please worked ever so hard Sunday here at the house. Please. I'm trying to, I'm trying to, I'm trying to give you a little got hoodies for sale.
02:00:31
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We got we got t-shirts man. Look at that. Look at that little QR code right down your screen. Um, I'm seriously kicking around the idea of like, uh, buy two hoodies, discounted rate thing. Cause it's getting cool out. Gentlemen and wives are going to steal some hoodies. I'm calling it now. Buy one hoodie, buy one hoodie, get, get one hoodie at a discounted rate, something like that. We'll come up with a promo code.
02:01:00
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Um, speaking of the shoes Mondays is men can for men men mental health shoe hosted by Connor and myself. It is an open forum. We dropped that link. We encourage all men to come up and partake of the show with us. We've had a, we, the last couple of weeks, we've had a really good panel. Uh, untrackable has been coming up. He's cool. Chuck has come up. Uh, Bathurst has come up. Uh, you know, we hope to have.
02:01:26
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more and more men joining us and and taking part in those conversations. Tuesdays is Glick's House of Music. I'm hanging out with up and coming artists this past Tuesday. I had Adam James on there. That replay is up on YouTube. You can check that out. This coming Tuesday, I have Riley Bourne coming on. So she should be able to interview as well.
02:01:53
Speaker
god Uh, she's what does she do country country? Poppy type stuff. Okay. Okay. I had to, I had to look it up again. Uh, she'll be up this Tuesday. We'll be hanging out. Wednesday is what the fuck news. Obviously if it's in the news and it makes us say what the fuck we're talking about it. Thursday, every other Thursday is Cassius corner. We will be back tomorrow with an episode of Cassius corner, talking a little wrassling, talking about, um,
02:02:27
Speaker
Uh, crown jewel coming up in, uh, Riyadh kingdom of Saudi Arabia or whatever it is. nice But, uh, they're, they're in Riyadh coming up here in a week or two. So we'll be talking about that and recapping some stuff that's been going on in the WWE. Uh, Fridays is nonsense and chill with these two clowns watching movies, hanging out. They'll be watching. ter fire to this Friday. Uh, Saturdays is nonsensical nonsense, unhinged, unapologetic, lunatics, take over the asylum. We dropped the link. We called the open door challenge and we tear you guys to come on up and hang out with us. Just put your penises and your buckles away. Nobody wants to see him. You can have mouth out on camera, right? Yeah.
02:03:13
Speaker
and if he Blazer Jeff want to see them they can ask you for your private snap and you guys can exchange all the You can pay me to see him. That's fine. Yeah Sundays is unnecessary roughness Your kickoff to NFL we're making picks and predictions and talking a little shit when it comes to the NFL world that's myself Derek Wayne Douglas and Big Rick and Cam when he can make it. But your primary three are Rick, Derek, and myself hanging out, doing what we do. Been in every once in a great while. You get a Jeff's garage. Uh, this week in particular, again, I said it at the beginning of the show, I'm going to say it again. Uh, I'm going to say it again. Now, uh, starting Monday, we do have a new show and it sounds like
02:04:04
Speaker
We have a name for said show. I think we're going to rock with at least for the time being Speedway stories and cold blooded conversations. Everything to do with motorsports and reptiles. Yeah, I'm actually kind of curious to see how this goes. That's an interesting combination. Yeah, it is. It's not something you. It's it's it's one of those combinations that work like the combination KFC and Taco Bell. Who would have ever thought that they could have been in one building, been in Same thing. And then, you know, you get your fried chicken and you talk to them all. Like mam and tuna fish. Yeah. Like eagle eye and a quarter pounder. Who never knew? Yeah, who knew? So I think it'll be an interesting show. I think Chris will do a good job there. I'm definitely excited to have him not only be a part of the network with us moving forward, he'll be on Mondays before men camp for men. But I'm really excited to see him finally taking the leap, if you will, because he's been talking about wanting to do a show for a while.
02:05:04
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It was just a matter of pushing him over the lid giving a little you know get on with it this Friday night before nonsense and chill we I will be teaming up with Bill from another shop podcast and we will be doing a Halloween style show with ghosts and paranormal and stories and all that we're calling it a shot of nonsense combining the two shows a little shot of nonsense and And then Sunday, Sunday's going to be a busy day here because we got, uh, I did too. I thought it was a Mickey. I was kind of bouncing around ideas and Nikki came up with that one. So, um, Sunday's going to be a crazy day here on the network because we're going to start the day off with unnecessary roughness. I know there's going to be a Jeff's garage combination nonsense and chill. They're going to talk, uh, cars and
02:05:59
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horror movies and then they're going to be watching Terrifier 3 at the same time. It was just two different shows or at the same time? It's all in one show. We're just going to roll right into it. ah That way we don't have to open up another studio.
02:06:15
Speaker
Garage nonsense. Yeah, say we'll figure out how we're doing that. Mainly, we're doing it we're doing it because we're nonsense again chilling. in Jeff's garage in the garage. This is true. and i laugh to come Sounds like some weird gay gang bang, but hey, it does. It works. the I'm here for it. um I'm going to get my promo. I'll approve. I'll approve. Click approve. Count me in. Where do I sign up for the gay orgy?
Closing and Farewell
02:06:49
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ah he But it piques your interest. Sign on the micro line. Yeah, sign on the micro penis line. The micro penis gay orgy? Nice.
02:07:05
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Starring you, buddy. Sounds like a star in Blaze and What Blaze and Jay do in the garage stays in the garage. Goes on video, though. ah It'll be on YouTube. The revolution will be televised.
02:07:24
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yes What? um well But with that being said, thank you guys for listening. and We are out of here. And as I always say, be good. be good at it baby who woop wo
02:08:01
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Be good at it, baby.