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Kash's Korner: Wrestlemania Picks & Predictions
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Lets go it's Wrestlmania time ya Marks and Kash's Korner is back with our friends and we making all our picks and predictions for the biggest event of the year... WRESTLEMANIA!!!!
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Introduction to Wrestling Themes
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I'll see you next time.
Cash Corner Segment Introduction
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From Raw to SmackDown, we analyze the scene. Who's taking the title? Who's the wrestling king? Defeats and triumphs, we lay it on the line. Cash Corner, where wrestling's always prime.
00:00:55
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So lace up your boots and step into the heat. This is the podcast. You can't be beat.
WrestleMania Picks and Anticipation
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Cash is corner.
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Yo, check the mic, one, two, you know the name. Cash is corner-stepping in the wrestling game. From bell to bell to SmackDown, be raw. We breaking down holes, breaking every law.
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Championship dreams, the struggle and the strife. We talking victories and the cuts of the
How to Watch WrestleMania
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knife. Every suplex, every pin, every broken hole. Stories of the ring, stories yet untold.
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From Raw to SmackDown, we analyze the scene. Who's taking the title? Who's the wrestling king? Defeats and triumphs, we lay it on the line. Cash's Corner, where wrestling's always prime.
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So lace up your boots and step into the heat. This is the podcast. You can't be beat.
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Cash is corner.
Hosts' WrestleMania Match Picks
00:03:26
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Welcome back to Cash's Corner. Today, we're going WrestleMania picks for both nights.
00:03:39
Speaker
WrestleMania picks for both nights? Why would we make WrestleMania picks? Because it's tonight. look look at There's no build-up. You just say, this is what we're going to It's that time of year, man. It's the biggest event in wrestling.
00:03:55
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It's the Super Bowl. It's the World Series. It's the Stanley Cup. This is what everybody works for. The biggest stage, the grandest stage of them all. WrestleMania. 42.
00:04:09
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They're 42? Yep. I'm older than WrestleMania. Barely.
00:04:19
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I don't know if YouTube is working.
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Or if I'm having issues on my
00:04:29
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hello end Yeah tonight's rest tonight and tomorrow night's WrestleMania actually WrestleMania all the everything's been going on all weekend Hall of Fame was last night ah Demolition got inducted AJ got inducted Sid vicious Stupid Dennis Rodman.
00:04:56
Speaker
stephananie Stupid Stephanie McMahon. couple other people. I don't know. But it's WrestleMania weekend, man. got What's going on, Rich?
00:05:11
Speaker
I appreciate you. Thank you, sir.
00:05:16
Speaker
So going to make our picks for the tonight and tomorrow night. WrestleMania kicks off both nights 6pm with the kickoff show starting at 3pm so you get 3 hours of Yeah, it starts at 3 I was looking at their YouTube channel or what? WrestleMania starts at 6? Yeah, it starts at 6 That's stuck feel like it's never been that early For tonight
00:05:49
Speaker
for tonight The first hour is free on ESPN2. And tomorrow night, the first hour is free on ESPN. If you want to watch the full pay-per-view or PLE, they're called premium live events now. They're not pay-per-views.
00:06:07
Speaker
You have to have the ESPN premium package. So if you don't have it and you want to get it, I'd recommend going the Disney route and getting the package deal.
00:06:18
Speaker
Disney, ESPN, and Hulu all in one lump sum. It is not cheap, but if you're a wrestling fan, I guess it pays for itself at the end of the day. ah I put these in order on how we're going to do the picks.
00:06:34
Speaker
Since you weren't back here to help, I just decided how we were going to do it. are they Because I'm, because this is stupid. This is stupid. This is stupid match.
00:06:45
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It's pointless, unnecessary, and I wanted to talk about, I meant to put it up here very first, but i' more worried I'm more excited for that one than that stupid shit. Yeah. Yeah.
00:06:56
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Yes. That happens. So, are excited for WrestleMania at all? Yeah.
00:07:09
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You think it's going to be
00:07:13
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that' that that happens so excited for wstlemania at all it's gonna be
00:07:23
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A good PLA or you think it's gonna be trash? It's going to be mid. It's going to be mid? Because there's matches with no build-ups and there's matches with build-ups.
00:07:38
Speaker
Well, yeah, you got to have your quote-unquote filler matches. those merchants are good I don't know where my... There we go.
00:07:51
Speaker
You have to work your own chair. I don't know how to work anything over here. I'm still not used to like being where I'm at. Anyways, so I hope that this match... Let's start with this one first. We also have in the background who will be making pics with us.
00:08:08
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You can see her in the chat. Kayla's in the background. su She said it is way too early to get up and be on camera, but she'll be in the background making pics with us. So you may hear her You may hear a strange random voice From the back that's just Kayla So um but Let's start with this one Right out the gate Rollins versus Gunther Stupid match Unnecessary match It still makes no fucking sense to me They've tried to build it up They've tried to create a storyline But there's nothing there And there's and these two have never done anything with each other Yeah There's no history between them
00:08:50
Speaker
Cash's favorite wrestler, though, is is Gunther. Shut up. I hate man. I had a street fight just in just to beat him up. Jew as AJ to make what should have happened after our own. I agree. i'm still I think we're all still a little salty with the AJ Styles
Debate: Gunther vs. Rollins Match
00:09:13
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departure from WWE. wwe yeah That was some bullshit.
00:09:17
Speaker
yes so stupid. He's not even good in the ring. not go on Not good on the mic, not good in the ring. Not even good at wrestling. So you're picking Gunther? No. He could be facing Dominic and I'll pick Dominic.
00:09:35
Speaker
I'll never pick that man. So you're going Rollins? Yeah. I'll never pick that man. What about you, baby? I'm on board with Cass. I will never pick Gunther for anything. I'll pick that man.
00:09:48
Speaker
With the recent track record it would be a pick them to say Gunther
00:09:57
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but oh no
00:10:02
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please i put cash cash because both of your guys' names start the same so i just smell with the recent track record it would be a wise pick to say gunther
00:10:18
Speaker
I'm just happy it's not a retirement match.
00:10:23
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You're just happy it's what? It's not a retirement match. If it was a retirement match, I would 100% pick Gunther. I'm picking Rollins, too.
00:10:32
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Seth freaking Rollins, baby. You think he'll go babyface? Or is he still going to be an obnoxious douchebag heel? I'm talking about Rollins, not Gunther.
00:10:45
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now i'm talking about rollins not gunther No, Gunther's a... He's a heel. He's never going to be anything more than that. I'll talk about Seth Rollins. you think after this Gunther thing, he's going to be a babyface or a heel?
00:10:57
Speaker
I think he'll say what if he is right now. Kind of. Yeah, it's not like either one. Either or. So... Everybody... don't even care about this match. I hope this is where they start tonight. with If they like start how they do lot of the times with like...
00:11:17
Speaker
um like the ladder match or the match that. It'd be insane. This one, you can't start you can't start tonight off with that, but ah roll into the, speaking of that match, we'll roll into the next one.
Discussion: McIntyre vs. Fatu Unsanctioned Match
00:11:35
Speaker
Drew McIntyre versus Jacob Fatu in an unsanctioned match because Drew McIntyre is a punk bitch and likes to push people to the edge and now he's going get his teeth kicked in.
00:11:47
Speaker
Oh, no.
00:11:51
Speaker
hey you're kind of you don't know who to pick at this match do you no because um drew's been growing on me really yeah straul like please
00:12:02
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i mean you're allowed to like whoever you like we'll get into that later with another pick there's somebody in this room like somebody that's terrible but
00:12:16
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Come back. Come back. What about you, baby? Who you got in Fatou and McIntyre? always want to go with Fatou.
00:12:26
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Jacob Fatou. All brakes. are All gas, no brakes. He's about to dog walk McIntyre's ass. yeah I mean.
00:12:38
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Jacob Fatou for this guy. I'm going to have to go with Drew. Cash is going with Drew. Man. it When he's in this, like, not just where anything goes, he's the one.
00:12:53
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He said hell. Remember, wasn't didn't he have the hell in a cell with, or no, that was Seth Rollins. That was with Cody Rhodes. When Cody Rhodes tore his pectoral muscle, you remember that?
00:13:06
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You didn't even see the video. got Cody tore his pec, and he was from his shoulder all the way down. like All the way down. It was just purple, green, yellow, just Bruised all to hell that was Cody and Seth wasn't it well they did have a um and pump did have well on us on that what was Cody and pump or good no, chair oh it was and Yeah bad one yeah but i he did this that but ever since he one audited much just like that so you're going drew mcintyre
00:13:39
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e know not a good pick aye okay he's gonna get dog walked don't know that i do know that this will be another he might do what he did to damien priest that last year maybe maybe don't know speaking of damien priest i love him and r-truth this the tag team chair
00:14:10
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and half the time
00:14:13
Speaker
No, truth is a mess. He's just making matches. um We got the cash's favorite faction and favorite wrestler Logan Paul in the vision.
00:14:29
Speaker
Oh, he Logan Paul and I don't like it. Version six man tag. burst down in a sixman tag Six man tag match the vision Logan Paul Austin Theory who i actually really like Austin Theory um A while back couple years back they were calling him John Cena 2.0 because he kind of looked like he looked it looks a little bit like Cena and he had the OG when John Cena first started in WWE he had the same look like haircut same I really like Austin Theory I don't like what WWE w is doing with Austin Theory
00:15:11
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And then poor Eyeshow Speed has been roped into the vision. Also, ah yeah, I agree. He has been cursed by Dan Housen.
00:15:26
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Versus Jimmy and Jay. Main event, Jay Uso, Big Jim, and my guy. don't people don't like him, but I like him. L.A.
00:15:39
Speaker
Knight. Yeah. Oh, look, who decided to show up. Hey, where's everybody else? I'm not the only one that's fucking not late. This is late, too.
00:15:50
Speaker
Rocky's still in bed, I bet. I wouldn't doubt it from where he's at. He was up last night on the the Lazy Shabbat show. Yeah. Yeah, he was up there hanging out with the boys.
00:16:03
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Real quick. not What, are they not on YouTube anymore or what? No, they're back. They got they were they had a one-week band. Real quick, Rollins and Gunther, who you got? wrong ones that's a right you're allowed on the show that's that's a wash across the board Jacob fought to and McIntyre Jacob fought to you're on an island cash is lone wolf in it you gotta how guys with the lone wolf on McIntyre all right we just we're just getting into the vision Paul
00:16:42
Speaker
Theory and I show speed versus the Usos
Tag Team Match Dynamics & Predictions
00:16:46
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in LA night. Who you got cash?
00:16:52
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Really
00:16:55
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Cash is healing it up today Actually as much as ah as much as I hate to say it I'm with cash on this one. It's I
00:17:06
Speaker
I got a feeling they're they're gonna they're they're pushing Terry and Logan Paul and this is where where it's going to start. It's right here. And what they're doing with Jay getting involved with Roman and Sam Punk, I feel like that's going to get in the way with them and they're going have a nice call for the match. You think so?
00:17:31
Speaker
Well, Punk and Roman aren't until the tomorrow night. Yeah, I
00:17:40
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who
00:17:43
Speaker
sweetna well i can't pick the visual i keep yeah i can't stand Like I said, I like Austin Theory. That's the crazy thing is I really like Austin Theory and I think in the future he very well could do big things in WWE and um But I'm gonna go with the I'm gonna go with l LA night and Usos I think I show speed screws over the vision and tries to get the curse lifted well we'll see
00:18:18
Speaker
Because you don't want to be there he last thing I show I show speed has done nothing but get his ass beat since he showed up in WWE That's what that's what you get for being a retarded youtuber. Yeah in That wants to stick your nose in where it don't belong Yeah, exactly. And we'll get into some of the championship matches here.
00:18:38
Speaker
You got um Stephanie Vakir versus Skankface Liv Morgan for the WWE Women's Championship. Have you seen Liv's forehead with the bump?
00:18:52
Speaker
No. oh She's got bumps on her head? yeah Oh, she's got a huge ass knot on her forehead, dude. From that last time. Like, detect her when she was in the... Oh, and she tossed her into the TV? Yeah. yeah i see had like It looked like her eyes were black.
00:19:08
Speaker
Yeah, she's got a big, huge goose egg right in the between her fucking on her forehead. I wonder if that's what her and Roxanne... I feel like Roxanne got the worst of that when Stephanie attacked him because Roxanne took a full-on headbutt right to the face.
00:19:22
Speaker
Sad part is, I'm going with Stephanie. I hope she keeps it. Come on. Shut up, Cash. You don't get to pick no more. You're fired. You're going to go back here as well?
00:19:40
Speaker
Check his forehead, Glick. I think he's sick. He's picked his whole time up until now. How you got, baby? I don't know.
00:19:51
Speaker
I want Vakir to win, but I feel like Morgan's going to win. you're going with Morgan? Yeah, there's I don't want her to win. but theyre any good yeah this Yeah, this is this is one of the damn things that I already know. you know Unfortunately, as much as i i want Stephanie to win and as much as I love her as a champion for whatever stupid fucking reason.
00:20:19
Speaker
You got that funny feeling they're going to still put the belt on Morgan just because. I don't know what it is with WWE and Liv Morgan. You know, she's I think she's going to win it, and it's going to be because of Roxanne Perez or Raquel. I'll tell you what to be the surprise to throw monkey wrench in this whole thing is Roxanne aligns herself with Stephanie.
00:20:46
Speaker
That would be awesome. After all the shit that... Or even Raquel. Raquel's been fucked by Liv the last several months. Yeah, that's what going to say, because Either one of them. i There's going to be, in this match, there's one of those two are going to turn and cost live the match.
00:21:08
Speaker
I hope it happens. Yeah. I don't want to, but um I'm in the same boat as Kayla over here. I'm going Morgan. I don't want to see it because... Well, it's like that she's like the female version of getting Roman Reigns shoved down her fucking throats.
00:21:24
Speaker
Oh, yeah. Exactly. Exactly.
00:21:29
Speaker
ah
00:21:32
Speaker
We got the women's IC title.
00:21:37
Speaker
AJ Lee versus Beck. I'm going, I probably know better than this, but I'm going with AJ. I think we ain't seen her in WrestleMania in what, 10 years?
00:21:48
Speaker
She's on fire. She seems to have Becky's number. yeah I'm going Becky. I hate to say it. I think this is just a one-off deal to get this, to have give Becky Lynch her WrestleMania match to get the title back.
00:22:03
Speaker
I'm going with Becky Lynch as much as I hate to, but... I'm going to go with AJ. AJ. As much as I don't want to say it, they don't deserve Neither one them. I'm tired. They don't need the title. One of the IC title is for the main card.
00:22:23
Speaker
the boat Yeah. like These two like are the ones for like the the higher up titles. not for this i dont I'm just tired of seeing Becky Lynch in the women's intercontinental title conversation.
00:22:39
Speaker
my they should' have never They should have never took it off. They should never let her be in the picture. she's always the bad part is that's what happens when you're your husband is butt buddies with Triple H and you get the push you need.
00:22:55
Speaker
yeah exactly it's just she loses it she gets her a match she gets it back she knows that gets 30 minutes once back yep who you got baby i'll fly solo the one and only time wally and the lone wolf and the low will spot with becky but more than likely right at the end of the day yeah i hate so much yeah like it's just the thing The thing of it is, is just the more and more I go back there and watch, there is so much talent that is getting slept on that besides Obafem and Evans, there's there's still talent there that they're not even touching. And it pisses me off because it's the same Vince thing all over again. is Yeah, there's a lot of talent in the women's division, especially over on NXT. Oh, yeah.
00:23:48
Speaker
I think the women run NXT, in all honesty. Now they do. This new generation of roster over there, since Shawn Michaels took over, the women's division is like the elite now. When Triple H had it, it was the men.
00:24:03
Speaker
Now it's the opposite way around. I think it's even better now with the women's division compared to the men when Triple H had it. But, of course, you had Johnny Gargano,
00:24:14
Speaker
You know, you had the big-name guys that now are, they were A-listers, but the women are stealing the show, and it's awesome to finally fucking see. Yeah, and I just, I don't know. i Like I said, I'm just so tired of Becky Lynch. I think there's so many wasted opportunities, and every time you turn around, it's fucking Becky Lynch in the IC title, and it's Becky this, Becky that, Becky... Well, for example, Maxine Dupree, she did not get, she didn't get a fair shake.
00:24:42
Speaker
yeah Fucking... As much as I hate to say it, they should have done more with with the U.S. title with Chelsea Green. They could have done so much more with that. That title's not even been defended.
00:24:54
Speaker
no Ever. no Julia has gotten it, and i don't think she's defended it once. She's going to have to defend it to Stratton. Yeah, tery she's got to defend it with... And they're talking, they're possibly adding that as a tonight match.
00:25:08
Speaker
because I wouldn't be mad at that. i just did that. But it's not it hasn't been made official. Do a dark match like before show. but or But I mean, it's just, I will give Chelsea Green credit. She at least made it relevant and it was on TV.
00:25:25
Speaker
Even though she did it much as she could. But again, I mean, over there on SmackDown with the the United States, ah you know, you got Jordan Grace now. You've got Kiana James. Give the goddamn title to Kiana James.
00:25:38
Speaker
Yeah. So much better than Julia. he The sad part is is I'd bring Roxanne Perez over to SmackDown and let her have the title. she's oh yeah I think she's she's earned a shot being getting a singles push. Give her the title.
00:25:50
Speaker
She deserves it just as much. yeah but But we're just seeing Vinny Mac all over again. It's just it's fucking ridiculous. we we We talk about that all the time when we're watching, the three of us, when we're watching Raw or SmackDown.
00:26:05
Speaker
You see titles that are never defended. You know, they're just like, they're just holders. When Dom was the IC champion, the fucker never defended it. Pence has defended that title every every Monday night since his game.
00:26:19
Speaker
Everybody but Dom has defended that fucking title nonstop. Dom's the last person not to to defend the title. That title's been defended with The Miz, Sheamus, John Cena,
00:26:32
Speaker
fucking Sami Zayn when he had it. He did the same thing. I mean, even Jey Uso when he got it before he made his push for the champion heavyweight championship. he's still the Anybody that's had that belt other than Dom has defended it weekly.
00:26:46
Speaker
Yeah. And then we flew through those. We got the main event tonight. Oh, no. um I'm sorry. I forgot one. I forgot one.
00:26:58
Speaker
I think this is going to be actually I can't believe I forgot this. I think this is going to be Probably a really good match tonight. The women's Fatal 4-Way tag team title match. ah Lash and Nia versus the Bellas versus Alexa Bliss and Charlotte Flair versus Bayley and Lyra.
00:27:18
Speaker
Who you got, baby? I want Bayley and Lyra when I'm in the show. I know something's not going to happen. It's probably
00:27:30
Speaker
going to
00:27:35
Speaker
it'll be you think they retain it huh like don't want it to be real yeah i can't yeah i can't stand lash and naya either at this point what do you got buddy before i do uncle um um listen um charlotte aren't gonna win and at the end before i discover betray ah i think so she was charlotte because what did what she saying to i don't I honestly don't think it's going to be Charlotte. I think it's going to be Alexis, and we're going to get her with the Wyatt Six.
00:28:12
Speaker
it's hard That would be cool. you think Yeah, though I think there will definitely be a betrayal in that and that team, whether it be the Lexi or or Charlotte.
00:28:24
Speaker
But, yeah, they're definitely not going to win it. What's your thoughts? Oh, Bailey. Yeah, she's going to be like... or That'll be the one that that'll be the one that they'll probably end up being the whole ordeal that'll fool everybody that's going to be the the betrayal.
00:28:43
Speaker
is the ba I'm still going with Bailey and her, but I think it's going to happen she finally snaps because the way Bailey's been treating her. yeah There's going to be something.
00:28:55
Speaker
it's It's going to be there. If it's not Alexis and Charlotte, it's going to be between Bailey and her. Well, I'm going to throw a monkey wrench into the whole fucking planet. I know how WWE w is, and I know how they like nostalgia, and I like and i know how they're fucking stupid. ahead I know somebody's been missing for the last several weeks, and I say it's going to be the fucking Bellas. And it's not because I'm happy about it, because I want Bayley and Lyra to win it.
00:29:21
Speaker
Well, you're probably right. we'll see We'll see if the rumor mill's true, be what's been floating around all week, too, though. Yeah. And this is one that we're all kind of split on.
00:29:32
Speaker
You and Cash went Bailey, and Kayla and I, even though we don't like our picks because we do we all want Bailey and Lyra to win it. we know The fans are speaking right now, WWE. If you're watching and you're listening, the fucking fans are speaking. We want Bailey and Lyra with the tag team titles. But we know how ig ignorant Triple H is and all the writers.
00:29:53
Speaker
And she's... That part is, Kayla's going to be right because, once again, we're going back Triple H's butt buddies, Ric Flair, so they're going to put a title back on Charlotte again. Yeah, I don't think they're going to put the title. I hope not.
00:30:08
Speaker
I hope not. I hope not. Like I guess said, unfortunately, I think it might be the Bellas, which will be a wasted tag team title run because they'll lose it and in a couple weeks. it's just that They'll lose it on Monday night.
00:30:20
Speaker
The go-home trip, though. After show. They'll win, and then, yeah, it's Monday night. They'll lose to Bayley and Lyra. That'd be nice. That does have some nice things that count as It doesn't count if they don't win on... He's already trying to cheat.
00:30:39
Speaker
Imagine that. He's like, if they win on Monday night, that still counts. No, actually, I don't, because WrestleMania is over, bud. Sorry. now mean Now the main event for night one.
00:30:54
Speaker
QB won. The team captain. The story's been finished. Now we have a new story. get me Rhodes versus Orton for the undisputed WWE championship.
00:31:10
Speaker
me really Cash doesn't even waste any time. he wont right Give me the Viper. Cash doesn't like Cody anymore.
00:31:20
Speaker
he's already had it he doesn't need it he's the of the one flash guy which is the instance i'm tired of getting the
00:31:39
Speaker
he's the new face of the of the company it's kind of like john cena john cna you know back of the day he was the face of the company cody's the new face everybody do You got maybe.
00:32:01
Speaker
No, Cody's getting to the point where it's like the Romans issue.
00:32:11
Speaker
Too much. Kayla's going Randy Orton as well. And And as much as I do love Cody Rhodes and I love the Rhodes family, I've been calling it since Cody got the championship that I wanted a Randy. I wanted the Viper. I wanted the legend killer.
00:32:32
Speaker
I wanted him to hear the voices. Not fucking Pat McAfee, stupid ass. Or Jelly Roll involved either. Yeah, ah but um I'm Randy Orton all day on this one.
00:32:48
Speaker
Hey, we're getting the teacher versus the student, and the teacher's going to come out on top on this one. Yeah, I mean, Randy's getting up there. Randy's probably getting pretty close to into his career.
00:32:59
Speaker
They're not. He's going to get his 15. fifteen I don't think he'll get any more than 15 title runs, but, you know, because they're not going to Cena break the record and then and unless Randy does it. Yeah.
00:33:15
Speaker
um but So there is our our picks. I am kind of curious to see where the Pat McAfee and Jelly Roll thing play into tonight, though. I kind of want to see Jelly Roll get the breaks off of mac McAfee. I love Pat, but I kind of want to see him get his ass whipped by Jelly Roll.
00:33:34
Speaker
I'd actually like to see Gunther get his hands on McCaffrey again. so
00:33:43
Speaker
I just anymore. I just getting ridiculous with the celebrity bullshit man. I mean But the bad part is is Logan Paul really opened the door up for youtubers and shit to come in with him signing an actual active contract now Well, I mean Pat McAfee was in NXT I mean he's proven himself in the ring and he's you know, he's obviously a good commentator and and Logan Paul, you know when he first came in I was like Jesus fucking Christ but He's come a long way. He is you gotta to get me development yeah he he shows up. He shows out. and
00:34:20
Speaker
As much as you want to hate the kid, he's a goddamn walking highlight reel, especially in pay-per-views. Just to let you know, you were right. With him coming in after a few matches and stuff, let him show himself and give somebody like Paul Heyman to be his mic. Look what happened.
00:34:37
Speaker
You called that. You called that one. having so We got night one picks. remind Reminder, 6 p.m. start time.
00:34:47
Speaker
First hour free on ESPN2 with a 3 p.m. kickoff show for tonight, WrestleMania. Night two. I did not put these in any particular order, so I'll just kind of go as I go through and pick them as go.
00:35:03
Speaker
I'm going to ruin it right now. already going to go to the event. I'm not going to the main event. We're going to do the main event last. We're going to do... Oh my God. I'm just going to we're gonna do i don't oh my god i'm just gonna look I'm already making my pick.
00:35:17
Speaker
Trick Williams, Sami Zayn. Whoop that trick. I'm over Sami. I'm tired of Sami. I'm done with Sami. It should have been Trick and Carmelo Hayes in this matchup at WrestleMania. I know. of them getting their first WrestleMania match. Both of them, ah you know, they've they've had that that story between Trick and Carmelo all the way back. see I want Trick. I'm with you.
00:35:42
Speaker
i want to check i'm check we okay across the board we are wolfmy sammy is just a straight up main car mid-card main eventer and that's all he will ever be the the the underdog feel good story i don't care you're sammy yeah i don't care yeah why Kevin Owens is going to come back tonight and cost Sammy the match. That would be awesome. A powerbomb on the apron. That would be that would be the shit. And it gets annoying. Mm-hmm.
00:36:20
Speaker
know't Then he loses it. Well, and they're going to push a Sammy Zane heel turn, which is just not going to be any Sammy's not no heel. He's fucking yeah much of a baby face. Yeah.
00:36:32
Speaker
They've already tried that, what, three times? ah The whole Kevin Owens thing? Yeah, just you can't do it. It don't work. fine Yeah. ah um We got... yeah We're across the board. Chick Williams taking home the United States Championship.
00:36:49
Speaker
We got... We got next, we got the Judgment Day betrayal and beatdown of Finn Bal. And I hate, I hate how they, and Kayla and I have talked so much about this.
00:37:03
Speaker
I hate that they just were like, oh, Demon Venn. yeah they it have been It should have been a surprise. There should have been a buildup with a little bit more of a buildup between him and Dom.
00:37:15
Speaker
And then when his entrance kicked tonight, it should have been the demon entrance. The fans would have lost their fucking minds. My thing is, though, the way they were they gave the black eye, go back to New Japan when it was with the Bullet Club.
00:37:28
Speaker
That was the Prince of Darkness that the he had the eyeshadow for, not only just the demon. Yeah. Demons The demon's not coming back tonight. You're getting the Prince of Darkness from Bullet Club.
00:37:39
Speaker
We're going to get a violent fucking Finn Balor tonight. Give me Balor all night long to whoop Dirty Dom's fucking little bitch ass. He's just going with Finn. Yeah, he's just going with Finn as well.
00:37:53
Speaker
Yeah, JD's not going be there to protect Dom because JD's wrapped up in ah and his own match. Who got, baby? Yeah, I think this is an easy pick. I'm excited.
00:38:05
Speaker
Demon Finn is back. Prince of Darkness Finn, whatever you want to call him. Yeah. i You know, I was always a fan of that. And I just, I hope, man, God, I hope Dom gets what he gets coming to him.
00:38:21
Speaker
Just an absolute beatdown. ah My guy in a ladder match for the Intercontinental title. Rey Mysterio.
00:38:34
Speaker
Rusev. Crush. J.D. McDonough. Time to get up. That big dwarf-headed motherfucker. J.D. McDonough. I want Penta.
00:38:46
Speaker
Dragon Lee.
00:38:49
Speaker
Javon Evans. That boy. Bousy. Yes. That fucking kid. It's still too early to put a belt on him. He'll get one eventually. Oh, yeah. But I want i pen a Penta big time.
00:39:01
Speaker
He's keeping the title tonight. This is one of his specialties. Yep. Who you got?
00:39:08
Speaker
He's thinking, who you got, baby? Careful, Cash. You might hurt yourself.
00:39:17
Speaker
Kayla's going Penta. feel like it's still too early for Bouncey to... Oh, yeah. It's definitely too early for for Evans to get a title. It's rather Penta or Devon winning.
00:39:28
Speaker
ah well One or the other, Cash. Make a pick. I'm going to pick one and the other from the one. I'm going to pick one of them and the other the one.
00:39:40
Speaker
We'll pick one. Penta, too. Again, I'm throwing a monkey wrench in it. As much as I love Penta, and he'll get it back.
00:39:53
Speaker
It won't be long, but he'll get it back. One of my favorite lucidors. But before Penta, there was one luchador. He's not getting it.
00:40:04
Speaker
Nah. Booyaka, booyaka, Rey Mysterio. I'm picking Rey Mysterio. Why? Because he's coming to the end of his career. It's nostalgia, and it'll be awesome, and ah the crowd will fucking lose its mind.
00:40:22
Speaker
It'll pop. We're all going to get fucked and it's going to watch they're gonna what we just said too early for Evans and he's going to be the end of the one. I wouldn't even be mad at that. I wouldn't either, but I'm just saying as long as Rusev or McDonough doesn't get it, I'm happy either way. but I had to choose one. I want Santa. That's where WWE is going to piss all the fans off because it's going to be Rusev or McDonough that win it. It's going to be Rusev.
00:40:47
Speaker
It'll probably be Rusev. I'll break my fucking TV if I have to. No. Please, no. Yeah. ah Yeah, um I'm lone whooping on the Mysterio over here on my pick. But I just got a feeling, man, you know, just that nostalgia factor. But, i you know, in my and in my heart of hearts, I want Penta to win. That's my guy.
00:41:09
Speaker
I love Penta. I wish that they would move Rey to Rawl. And we can get the Lucha Bros and they can get a title tag team title run. That would be awesome just to see Rey and Rey Phoenix on SmackDown is Penta's real-life brother. It's his little brother.
00:41:26
Speaker
And when they team up, they're Lucha Bros. And they are They're nasty. They are fun to watch. Especially when you get when when when they both go dark.
00:41:37
Speaker
Oh. All right. We got in the women's right we got and the women's World Championship or Women's WWE Championship match.
Women's Championship Match: Jade vs. Rhea
00:41:49
Speaker
Jade and her minions versus Rhea. I'm going with Rhea. Rhea. Put the title back on Rhea, please. Make that title reveling again.
00:42:03
Speaker
Jade has the title I want. She's just a wash-up bodybuilder. She needs to go back to wherever and stay out of wrestling. she just so like and When she was um had the chance with Tiffany, was like, I want Jade to win ever since. Yeah.
00:42:23
Speaker
Well, when Jade first came in, I was excited for her to come in, but now she's just proven that she she's the exact same thing she was in AEW. ah she She had like four or five matches just the at AEW, and then she just went what she is now. and It's a waste of money and time for everybody.
00:42:43
Speaker
Who are you going with? I know. as I to say, that should have been a no-brainer for Kayla on that one. Yeah. You know, I'm going Rhea.
00:42:56
Speaker
My gut says it'll be Jade, but I'm going Rhea because this is fucking Rhea goddamn Ripley. Why not? that is And that's where we brought up how Roman getting pushed down our throat and like Cody and shit and Liv.
00:43:10
Speaker
I'll take Rhea Ripley being pushed down our throat every day of the week as long as she's got a title. I don't care. Yeah, I'm a little sad that, you know, Rhea's lost so much because she used to be bigger.
00:43:24
Speaker
She was bulky as hell. Yeah, she's real small now. i'm a little bit sad at that, but, yeah, no, I'm not mad at Rhea becoming the new champion. Well, she found out she's got a.
00:43:36
Speaker
She's been battling an eating disorder, and there's something. She's got that. She's got small signs of what Brock Lesnar had with his intestines. Oh, shit.
00:43:46
Speaker
So that's why she's. She actually she posted on 434's podcast. She was actually on there and admitted she's been going through some medical issues for the last, like, six months. So that's why she's lost the weight she has.
00:44:03
Speaker
Hmm.
00:44:05
Speaker
Yeah, right. We're across the board, Rhea there. We're all tired of Jade.
00:44:12
Speaker
I'm saving that for last. Yeah, that's why I put that last. Uh-oh. You got the, what I'm calling the co-main event for Sunday night.
00:44:29
Speaker
Or the warm-up to the main event. CM Punk versus Roman Reigns for a World Heavyweight Championship. Let's start with Kayla. and me yeah We can't be friends no more Kayla. Sorry.
00:44:46
Speaker
She said acknowledge me and she even put the one finger. I'm calling it. I'm all punk. But the Usses are going to come out. A few ones its cool is because he can't do anything by himself. I don't know what he has a family to get through. kala yeah can think this so I think this is where you're right, where you were talking about Jay Cash.
00:45:11
Speaker
I think Jay's going to come out and try to get involved in this match. but e Punk was dropping pipe bombs and been dropping pipe bombs the last time.
00:45:23
Speaker
What was the deal with last Monday night? How weird was that? Like Punk coming out and being all humble and like, what the fuck? as we Roman claimed he was in Punk's head. Guess what?
00:45:39
Speaker
Punk's been in Roman's head since day one. plain and temple work I'm going Punk across the board, baby.
00:45:48
Speaker
Yeah. Well, we all know where my allegiance lies. Oh, hell yeah. um I've been a CM Punk fan since day one. i was working Bringing up the Jey Uso thing, I think Jey's going to cost Roman the match.
00:46:04
Speaker
Yeah, I think it very well, it unintentionally costs Roman the match. you No matter what, if Roman loses or wins, after that match, he's not going show up for another two months. Yeah, we won't see him for a couple months, even if you after he wins. So we'll have a non-existent champion if he wins.
00:46:23
Speaker
But yeah, I've been a punk guy since day one when he was originally on WWE back when he was dropping the first set of pipe bombs, demanding ice cream bars. They were killing his bike and they killed his fucking microphone. So the son of a bitch brought out a megaphone because he was dropping truth on Vince McMahon.
00:46:40
Speaker
That's why he was gone for 10 years. And I'm surprised that they haven't done something because he's been doing it again. Yeah, he's been doing it again. Yeah, they kept cutting his mic. He would come out and sit in the middle of the ring and just start dropping truths about Vince McMahon and the McMahon family. They would kill his mic, so some bitch brought a goddamn megaphone out to the ring and started talking into a megaphone because they couldn't kill that he he did that. He did that when he was even the leader of Nexus the first time around. yeah That's when it really started getting.
00:47:10
Speaker
He'd carry that bitch everywhere he went. Yep, I think Roman Reigns is going to sleep tonight. Oh, yeah. Caleb's got the lone wolf on Roman Reigns. don't know if it's true, but saw this interview and I can't remember his name.
00:47:27
Speaker
It's one of the commentators. But he asked him if he loses what he's going to do. And Roman said he might leave. Oh, no. That would suck if Roman leaves. Like he might be tired. Oh, yeah.
00:47:38
Speaker
oh yeah Well, up there. Press the board, press the board, press the board.
00:47:43
Speaker
Okay. And now the biggest match of both two nights, in my opinion. The Beast, Brock Lesnar, versus my new favorite, the ruler, Oba.
00:48:04
Speaker
What? Are you going Oba?
00:48:09
Speaker
um i ah really hope it's not just a squad can listen an oba What you got Wally Gotta go with Oba That's the real main event night too Yeah plot twist i'm going bro now I'm going over and here's Here's the thing This is This match has so much Potential I'm calling it Uh
00:48:40
Speaker
This is many out of the SummerSlam will actually be Lesnar's last, but this is the passing of the torch of big men. Because if you watch every interaction that they've had with each other, Lesnar's really, really put over.
00:48:55
Speaker
Yeah. i'm over And Lesnar don't put anybody over. No. I'm calling it. This is going to be the best match. And this is either going to be the best match of both nights.
00:49:06
Speaker
Or it's going to become it's gonna it's goingnna kill WrestleMania this year, depending upon what WWE does. Because they have the potential to create one of the best matches in recent history between a guy on his way out who's been a top dog since he walked through the doors or a new guy that's coming in who has been a top dog since he walked through the doors, a clash of titans.
00:49:32
Speaker
They could have the greatest match ever One of the greatest matches in WrestleMania history or WWE could do what WWE does. Goldberg incident.
00:49:44
Speaker
It's a 15 second Brock Lesnar squash match. And then Oba goes into obscurity and Brock don't even need to be put over like that because like you just said, he's coming to the end of his career. It would be kind of funny if that Oba did what Brock does.
00:50:02
Speaker
If Oba squashed Brock in like 15 seconds. Like Goldberg did when he first came back. what your title I don't think so because there's too much fucking hype behind this. But there's more hype to this match than there was with Lesnar-Goldberg.
00:50:18
Speaker
They need to make this, like you said, Glick, perfect. They have to. But we know how, like you said, WWE drops the ball on something huge like this.
00:50:30
Speaker
Yeah. Well, and that's the thing. I mean, the Goldberg thing, i mean, that that was what it was. We all knew what was going to happen. All right. But still, it's just the point. It's that there was no big buildup. It was just this is what it is and what it's going to be.
00:50:45
Speaker
And, you know, Brock coming out and dropping the open challenge, Brock and Heyman coming out. And I called it as soon as they said it that I would lose my mind if fucking Oba came out.
00:50:57
Speaker
Look what happened. You know, that's, youre you're not going to be able to put Brock in a WrestleMania caliber match with anybody in WWE right now. Outside of Ova. He's young, he's fresh, he's upcoming, and he's a monster. And he's just tearing through everybody they put him in the ring with.
00:51:14
Speaker
And he's hungry. He wants the he wants to make a legacy.
00:51:21
Speaker
Yeah, that's the real main event of night two, man. If if they do what, like you said, they do, that will steal the weekend. That should be the match that steals the whole fucking weekend right there. a Should be. You got any other thoughts and opinions?
00:51:36
Speaker
Without changing things? What? It would be kind of funny. What? Dan Halson came out on one of these matches. but I'm sure he's going to make a WrestleMania appearance.
00:51:47
Speaker
and so if you Watch him curse JD. Well, actually, he's there's been hints around that. Dan Halston? I know he's going to harass Cena during why he's hosting the show you watch. He Cena Halston?
00:52:10
Speaker
Yeah, Dan Halston will be there in some way, shape, or form. You know he's going to be floating around backstage or... He'll make an appearance out in the ring. any match he gets involved in, it'll be the Vision match.
00:52:24
Speaker
Yeah. Well, he's already cursed he's already cursed Speed. He's cursed JD. think it was JD or Dominic that got cursed.
00:52:36
Speaker
Dominic. Dominic did? That's why Dominic lost the title to Penn State? Yeah, Dom got cursed. And then now the Miz and Maryse got cursed. So... she she Yeah, Marie's got cursed. Becky, i don't know if you've been watching like the WWE or if you've seen the WWE YouTube channel. I'm sure they're doing it on their TikTok page.
00:52:59
Speaker
But Becky's been trying to get Dan to curse everybody. She had him curse Sam Morella the other day. Yeah, I've seen that. That's pretty funny, though. i thought that That has been pretty funny. her and ah becky yeah As much as I can't stand Becky Lynch...
00:53:14
Speaker
Her and and Dan housing backstage with him, with her trying to get him to curse people has been funny as hell because originally she wanted him to curse AJ and he was like, no, I like AJ I think yeah i think i think the i think the vision the vision match and the ladder match, I got a funny feeling he may make make his presence known.
00:53:41
Speaker
Or even the ballor matcht Valor and Dom match, too. Who knows? yeah yeah We're definitely going to see Dan somewhere around there tonight and tomorrow night. um some health touch so You got any any other thoughts and opinions, baby?
00:53:59
Speaker
don't want to talk to your stupid shit. No, we're not ah we're not acknowledging you. Sorry. That's off-limits this We might have to, though. You will. I hope not. we might Please no Again Sunday night tomorrow night night 2 of Wrestlemania 3pm kickoff show 6pm start time live from Vegas both nights And tomorrow, the first hour is free on ESPN. So you got the first hour tonight on ESPN2.
00:54:35
Speaker
And the first hour tomorrow night on ESPN. If you don't already have the ESPN premium package, go and get it now. I'm not even getting paid to promote this shit, goddammit, WWE.
00:54:46
Speaker
Give me your human monies, WWE. Or I'll have house and curse you. We will be doing... We will be starting our normal time tonight, Saturday night, for Nonsensical Nonsense.
00:55:02
Speaker
But we will be watching WrestleMania. Still doing the normal show as we watch WrestleMania. I'm not sure if we're going to be set up back here, if we'll be set up out in the living room. And then potentially we'll see how we're feeling tomorrow.
00:55:15
Speaker
We'll see what the mood is tomorrow. Potentially maybe doing a night two watch party as well here on the network. We won't be showing WrestleMania for obvious reasons.
00:55:27
Speaker
we We will get copywritten into the abyss if we show WrestleMania. But we can have it on in the background and we can talk and we can react and we can ah do all that stuff.
00:55:42
Speaker
so about Without any yeah fingers crossed, without any problems. I don't know. YouTube's been here lately with fucking live shows. I don't know. Yeah.
00:55:57
Speaker
Well, we've been pretty fortunate lately. So we, uh, our, our repeat offenders are no longer here. So we've gotten no strikes in about a year. So, thank god uh, we don't need any more because that's a pain in the ass, but no, I'm excited for WrestleMania tonight.
00:56:18
Speaker
It's always a good time of year. It's always a good show. I'll see what's going on tomorrow evening. I might surprise you and show up at your doorstep to watch WrestleMania tomorrow night.
00:56:29
Speaker
Maybe. I'll let you know. We'll probably be here. Yeah, we'll be here. We're not going anywhere. What's that mean face for?
00:56:40
Speaker
I got a mean face and I won't come over. Never mind. There's a spicy face from the other side of the room.
00:56:48
Speaker
I felt it to the computer. Yeah. um But yeah, we may or may not do something tomorrow night for WrestleMania. We'll have to wait and see, but we're definitely going to be doing it tonight. But nonsensical nonsense will start at its normal time.
00:57:03
Speaker
um So we'll be about an hour-ish, hour, hour and a half-ish into WrestleMania when we when we when we start the show tonight. But for hopefully you'll get Rollins Gunther right out the gate. So nothing.
00:57:20
Speaker
Nothing too crazy or of any importance by the time we start the show tonight. cause I got to actually come up with a thumbnail for tonight, but I don't know if I can because I used them all up on yours. but but but system Because I'm cheap and I don't pay for chat GPT. I'll send you my email. You can use mine. Well, I do have another email. I wonder if I could create another account. but Yeah, as long as you got a different email and everything else, it will come up on I got to see which email I used. I don't know if I used my personal one or the podcast one for that. Anyway, so anything else you want to add before we end?
00:57:57
Speaker
I got nothing. i Do you? ah Do you? Just watch WrestleMania. Join us live here on the Nonsensical Network. We're to be doing our watch party, adding our two cents. If you're a wrestling fan and you're watching it at home,
00:58:11
Speaker
Feel free to jump jump on into the chat with us um or, you know, the panel's open on Saturday nights. You can jump up on the panel with us as we're watching along. And if you're watching along, and we can get excited. We can be aggravated. We can be mad. Whatever.
00:58:27
Speaker
So, outside of that, I'm going to get to walk out of here. We got stuff to do today. Thanks for watching. Cash with coordinator. We'll be back soon because I've only used it twice.
00:58:41
Speaker
We definitely got to do we got to do a show in a couple weeks when you come back so we can we can do our WrestleMania recap. Yeah, two weeks. Yeah, two weeks. I'll do the recap.
00:58:53
Speaker
um
00:58:56
Speaker
Then, see you one, which, whoever wins gets a special title. Whoever wins gets a special title. Are you breaking out? we get are we Are we going to combine them?
00:59:10
Speaker
yeah Are we going to combine the two nights are we going to do a night one and a night two winner?
00:59:18
Speaker
Cash is like, I don't know why it pans out. He'll make up the rules as we go. He just disappears. He's just like feels like, I'm out. you wendy You get the old school John Cena title. What if there's a tie? You got to fight to the death.
00:59:37
Speaker
yeah fight you the day Gotta fight to the death if there's a tie. Okay, you better count your blessings. Kiss your daddy goodbye. Go kick your ass.
00:59:51
Speaker
You'll have it till next WrestleMania. Are we doing a night one and a night two winner or are we going to combine them? goodby Okay, you heard it. So when he changes it And he's like, no, we're doing night one night. He changes it, beat him with that belt. They're heavy. I might have to go through Kayla to get to him because she protects these kids when I try to mess with them. know how to do a tie. We'll just send Kayla after. If there's a tie, we settle it in WWE 2K on the Xbox.
01:00:30
Speaker
I'm down. You have to come now. That's All right. Yeah. Thanks for hanging out. Hopefully you guys are excited for WrestleMania. I know we are here at the house.
01:00:44
Speaker
You're taking what? I'm taking that. Tune in later on tonight for nonsensical nonsense. It'll be the same normal Saturday night shenanigans and fuckery with a twist as we're watching WrestleMania.
01:00:54
Speaker
But once WrestleMania is over, we'll roll into our bullshit and shenanigans and fuckery. As per usual, and then potentially maybe tomorrow we'll do a watch party just for night two. We'll see what happens.
01:01:09
Speaker
Wally, are you doing anything this week on your shows? I have. Actually, I'm going to have a rough truck panel Monday night on Speedway Stories. And Thursday night, possibly having Jason Brommer coming back so we don't get interrupted by a severe thunderstorm and tornado warnings.
01:01:28
Speaker
Should be back on Thursday night on Speedway Stories. Appreciate you, Rich. Appreciate you hanging out, buddy.
01:01:38
Speaker
Tune in tonight if you'd like. We'll be watching wrestling. Oh, you can even join the panel if you want. ah So, Wally, hope yeah hopefully no more tornadoes or anything like that. You guys can get a full show in yeah with him ah So tune in for that Monday and Thursday.
01:01:52
Speaker
Tuesday, i have Zay Grassley coming back. a and on glicks house of music and wednesday on glicks comedy lounge i have miss dawn smith coming to hang out so yeah we got stuff happening and i gotta no i did not okay i was looking at my calendar i'm like h i'm missing a day but that was intentionally done so but ah But um yeah, so tune in.
01:02:22
Speaker
Check us out. Get ready for WrestleMania. We got stuff to go do today. And we'll see you guys later on. See you, boys. Later, Wallach.
01:03:00
Speaker
Like Mussolini and Kennedy.
01:03:19
Speaker
Here at the bad boys of wrestling. Testing competition in the war. That's their mission. Not no mercy. See the race like the street. If you don't know, you better find out the war pack. Here to prove a point.
01:03:30
Speaker
Number one, just believe that you don't want to wrestle with them. be your fault with them. Coming to great with them. You're never walking out again. So you're back on the war pack.
01:03:48
Speaker
Don't turn your back on the Wolfpack. Don't turn your back on the Wolfpack. You might wind up in a body bag. I saw things you need to be.
01:04:02
Speaker
I'm a smiling face on your TV. I'm a counter-personality.
01:04:16
Speaker
Still you love me. I told you one in one victory. Well, I'm the cult of personality.
01:04:33
Speaker
I'm the cult of personality. The cult of personality. The cult of personality.
01:04:48
Speaker
You
01:05:26
Speaker
I want to.