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Nonsensical Nonsense: Sasquatch on the Loose
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Chaos is back and it's LIVE!! Things get weird as Nonsensical Nonsense unleashes the Glicksquatch and absolutley zero brain cells are in charge. Expect wild takes, dumb laughs,and the kind of Nonsense you probably shouldn't admit you enjoy. Hit play, join the madness, and don't say we didn't warn ya.
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Transcript
Welcome and Show Introduction
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Yes.
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Thank you.
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Since
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I'm losing the light. It's circled by demons I fight. What have become?
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Happy Saturday. for the late start.
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Oh, crisis going on here at the house with cell phone and da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da. So, a little bit of a late start, but nonetheless, happy Saturday. Welcome to Nonsensical Nonsense.
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Hopefully you guys had a great week. Hopefully
Shout-outs and Social Media Challenges
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you guys didn't miss me too much. I know I was i was gone for a little minute. I took a little quote-unquote hiatus. Not really.
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i mean, I just... what did i Why didn't I have shows this week? Anywhoosies. So, shout out to Rocky. he ah He attempted to fill in and he attempted to be like me last Saturday. But, you know, you can't go wrong with the original.
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At the end of the day.
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No, seriously. Rocky filled in last Saturday. were the Luke Holmes talk more about that the night on, I'm Can't comments some destinations. Why can't
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Huh.
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profiles. and We can't post comments to the old Twitter box. Any who's. But yeah, welcome to Nonsensical Nonsense right here on the Nonsensical Network.
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If you're not already, go give us a like. Give us a share. Give us a follow. Bio.link slash Nonsensical Network. Got all them linky links there. ah where you guys can find us.
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And if you want to, if you feel so inclined, you don't have to, but if you would like to, you are absolutely welcome to share, donate to the network and help the shows and help us continue to grow. ah The Cash App is scrolling at the screen. We've also got our Cash App and Venmo and um Whatever the other one is on our bio. Like, you don't have to, though. But it's out there if you're feeling generous and you'd like to. um What up, Shadows Bucks?
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Wally in the building.
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Smash that like, share, and subscribe button. What up, Zanfios? What up, what's your mind? Glicksquatch in the building tonight, bitches.
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What up, some dude? wo Here we go. Hit him with the Ric Flair. Robert Platinum. What's up, man? How you been, homie? Chris Tech in the building. What up?
00:08:10
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Cinco de Drunko. I guess that's... All right, fuck it. It's a holiday. Let's do it. I'm in. Let's do this shit, shall we?
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Champs Off-Road Series has been here since Tuesday. have like an old race tire. a Warm plumslet. What up, Mandy? What's going on with you?
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I know it just started, but because I can and because I want to and because fuck it, I'm a little late.
Personal Updates and Weekend Antics
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Bang. Drop that link real quick one time. DJ, drop that link one time. Pew, pew, pew, pew, pew.
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Pin it. Pin it and put it together. Put it to bed. All right, there we go. That's pinned in the chatter's box. The link is already out there. You guys know the drill.
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It is Saturday night. The doors are wide the fuck open.
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Greatest thing about Saturday nights is this motherfucker is always unpredictable as all get out, but we always have a good time. We never know what's going to happen. I got me a new sign today.
00:09:21
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yeah I'm digging it. We were at the old lobby of hobbies. um
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Looking at graduation supplies because we got a graduation party we got to do. I don't want to hear about being 67 there. It's like I don't fucking know. Stupid cold here. So got the ah Hawaiian shirt on trying to feel the summery vibes. I told you guys this is going to... Man...
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um man Look, 100 miles an hour, 700 different directions. I'll get back to what I was saying. My man Fluffy, Gabriel Iglesias. Man, I wish would have been on the same trip he was on because as a fat guy, these things are amazing.
00:10:08
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I always thought they looked goofy. No, man, they're fucking spectacular. I've been talking for 10 minutes. haven't even had my first sip. Let me take a drink.
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There we go. Now we're in business. Now we in business. So, um, we have changed up around here again because that's so what I like to do.
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Um, we're back on, we're back on X. We're back on Twitter. I, um, I bit the bullet and I'm going to try it for a month or two. So what up X or Twitter or whatever you guys call on yourselves these days.
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Um, So we are live on the old Twitter box these days. Or Xbox. i don't know. um We're going to hang out there for a little while. I'm going to try it for a couple months. I didn't want to pay for it. I don't care about all the other shit. But I got to be honest with you guys.
00:11:05
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One, we're not some nerd playing video games in his mom's basement. And we're not some whore with her titties all on the camera. but So Twitch is not benefiting benefiting us in any way, shape, and or form.
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ah So, I'll bite the bullet, pay a few extra coins, and get back on to the old X Live, and we'll see how it goes there.
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Hopefully, if you guys are watching on X, you can comment. If you can't, jump on over to our YouTube page. You can comment. The link is in the chat. If you want to join the panel, you're welcome to. So,
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so Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. I'll use some sleeveless ones here. Hell yeah.
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That's awesome. Hell yeah. I've seen a couple online. I found a couple online. I found one or two that I liked. I just got to order them.
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I just haven't done it yet. but kind of I mean, and they're they're very free. They're very flowy. They're very comfortable. they You know, I can just i can just relax. and know And if I'm fat, oh, well.
00:12:27
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You know, it complements your fat at the end of the day. So I think I finally, it only took me, i don't know how long, but I think I finally got my camera angle figured out. I got my lighting figured out.
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I think I'm good. I think I'm good to go on this little studio. I got my new little, my new little, uh, Purchase that I got this week. You guys will see what that is later if you don't already know what it is Aloha shirts were what we wore as business attire Matt see that would be cool as fuck I'll rock the shit out of of them things What's going on Mandy what's going on with you? feel
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like ah Yeah, I'm actually so open too this week. yeah Got a good report from the doctor and everything. It's all good. I was watching last
DMV Frustrations and Funny Anecdotes
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week's show. I got a bone to pick with everybody that was on the panel except for you.
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Motherfuckers. hey Except for me. Wow. You're the only one. Oh, you just talked to your normal amount of shit. Well, that, and you know, I don't ever say shit behind your back that I would not say directly to you. This is true. This is very true. Actually, I see that, man. I see that. Xbox dropped down. Call of Duty is no longer going to be free. That's some bullshit.
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Twitter is where I go with it. but Racism, politics, and porn. That's all that's on Twitter. And now nonsense. nonsense Now the network's back on Twitter. We're going to make all right in the world on on X or Twitter by beating back at the end of the day. By the way, when I saw that about you know ah the box being spotted back home, I a spottting back hole Yeah, you know, I was making a little mini vacation. I was like, wonder what it's like. It's cold up here, so I'm hoping it's warmer down there.
00:14:27
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Fucker this close to my house and didn't even come say hi. These bitches in Ohio, they're on to me. every I can't make a move anymore without these assholes in Ohio. You know, they're on the lookout. The Squatches are are on the loose in Ohio, man. We are running or rampant.
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Running a rampant in Ohio. Oh, did I not? Upload that. I wanted to upload that. Not the squatches, but yeah the other thing. cause i was just I said Ohio and it made me think of something else.
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Ew, I did not. Let me get that right quick. Yeah, yeah there's been all kinds of squatch sightings, I guess, here in Ohio in the last couple months.
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It's not just me, man. My people are coming back. I did not know this until like very, very recently in here in Mississippi in November. And then I knew about the one in Louisiana in October.
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They actually have such Sasquatch festivals.
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I've been to the one in Louisiana. I've not been to the one here, but I think I'm going to this year. Nice. Yeah. We have a couple different ones here up here in Ohio. um Well, just down the road for me. Well, i mean,
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Right here in my own house is Squatch Country, let's be honest. But just down the road from me is like where the majority of the Sasquatch sightings are in Ohio.
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So, you know, people don't realize that Ohio is like Squatch Country. My people are here. We were we were at Hobby Lobby today.
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And they had they had like the the big yellow sign it had a Sasquatch on it, like a Sasquatch crossing sign. And I said I need to get that here. And then they had one that said respect the Squatch.
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i need them um I need some new wall decor. do have to move my pictures from over there, over here. I just got to make room for them. I oh i got a lot of shit up here, huh?
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Why do I got so much shit on here? I have no idea.
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I feel like i ain't been here in fucking forever. I know. And is it this me or is Cash hitting a little bit of a gross part? He looks like he was sitting in a little taller today.
00:17:08
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Well, he was sitting he was sitting on a um well he's sitting on the same bar stool he always always does. He's got his little, um well, not really a bar stool, but it's like a little stool that went to a desk that his sister had. um But yeah, he's definitely hitting growth spurt. There's no sans or bits about that.
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He's at that age, man. he's gonna He's already, i was I think I was talking about it a couple weeks back. Kids are already wearing men's clothes.
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Like I got to go to the men's department to buy clothes for now. And I don't know why I'm so shocked by that because when I was his age, I was already wearing, was just going to say Sasquatch junior.
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but Like I was, I was, yeah, I'd already been shopping in the men's department by the time I was his age, but you know, I was also as big as, tall as I am right now at his age.
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Uh, he's, he's got a little bit of, uh, He's got a little bit of catching up to do. um Yeah, it must have sucked to be the only kindergartner that had to shave. He said shaved.
00:18:19
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Regular dog food. I whoop got a, I got a, I got a, I'll show it here later on once everybody starts filtering in. I got a picture from, from down in, down in Florida.
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What up, Daniel? How you doing, man? on a Happy Saturday, brother. Hi, Daniel. Squatch watch. this Testing, testing. I got your X comment. Hell, yeah. So we can see comments from people on X if you're watching.
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Hells, yeah. I may have to go drop the link on X because I don't think my my comments. Why are you so blurry? There we go. that i can't know my camera was getting blurry.
00:19:03
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What up, Scorpio? I was like, don't know. I'm just feeding the puppy. No, my camera's like auto-focusing. Too cold Scorpio in the building.
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have you Have you seen, have you been able to see the puppy? i think I did. Okay. a black hole Or something like that? Yes, yes. He's around next.
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think I've seen it on Facebook. There was a lady in Walmart today that day. as and As she said, it was three quarters English bulldog and a quarter beagle.
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And it was the cutest goddamn dog I've ever seen. It looked like a bulldog, but was colored like a beagle. Well, he he looks like a lad, but his fur is a little bit longer.
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I don't know what he's mixed with. Yeah. But he's just black except for right up under his belly and on his forepaw he's got some white. Just a mutt.
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Just a mutt. Who that is? I told everybody he's 100% a good boy. a good boy.
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love has and got me trained already he's got you trained Oh, God, yeah yeah. He's still real skittish about some stuff. So even when I put food in his bowl, he's like, don't know.
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So I'll let him eat a couple of handfuls out of my hand, and then he'll go to the bowl. Yeah, he played your ass. Yeah, he's got me so trained. And hes he'll come and he'll lay his head on my shoulder and put his paw on my arm.
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and fall asleep and it's like well I can't move now he's spoiled as shit already he doesn't spoil him well considering I cleaned off my nightstand so that I could put his dog bed there
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and it's full of dog toys and he's got his own squish pillow and his own blanket No, he ain't spoiled at all. but He's not the crazy cat lady. She's the crazy dog lady.
00:21:27
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Well, I figure he's been he was abused before I got him. He deserves to be spoiled. Now he's got a good pampered life.
00:21:38
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Oh, God, yes. spoiled. It holds you all the way.
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just spoiled i hold so i
00:21:52
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i was on Is that your beer glass? no So we were at Walmart the other day and I walked in. I didn't even know what it was. I just seen it said Miller Lite on it.
00:22:03
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So I bought it and it's ah like a beer patty or whatever. So it's insulated and you just slide your beer inside there and zip it up. You can throw it over your shoulder.
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Even came with a handy dandy koozie. Now the only thing is is you need one long-ass straw so that you can just like a collapsible kind of straw.
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So you can just start with one and work your way down. but Just punch a hole through. i um After I picked it up, i was like, i don't know what it is. in a but and I can never find Miller-like stuff.
00:22:38
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They always got boots and everything else. And it's like, screw it. I don't know what it is, but I'm buying so Thank you. I bought it. And then I realized what it was. And I was like, man, i wonder if this will actually work. So if it works, it keeps me beer cold. It's a nice little, uh, nice little contraption to have, especially for like, you know, 4th of July or going to the lake. Yeah.
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can just take a few with me and. Right. Right. right
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would have nice to have last weekend. I thought that they would let me take it in, but. but Would have been nice to have on the beach, too. yeah well
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Yeah. What? do you play Yeah, it'll be nice. Like, i don't I don't always, like, sometimes I'm in the mood to have a ah couple if I'm out at the lake or the beach or whatever, but I don't want to have, like, a whole bunch And if it'll keep them cold for a little while. Right.
00:23:50
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It'd be nice to take with me. or You know, like Fourth of July, I don't necessarily want to go watch fireworks and get hammered, but I could have take a few beers with me and drink them while I watch the fireworks.
00:24:07
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Hi, Kayla. She just walked off to, you might have to wait and and replay that high.
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three She walked off to the kitchen. We had... I got a... Mandy said hi. She said hey. I heard her.
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I got to get the kid. Well, I got to get my son a new phone. And his phone, for whatever reason, is not charging. So then Kayla wants to strangle me because she just had to run up to Walmart to grab a wireless charger.
00:24:47
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We were messing with that. It's part of the reason why I was so late getting on here tonight. I think she wants to strangle me. She's probably not too happy with me.
00:24:57
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so I would be worried about her if she didn't want to strangle you at least once a day. I'm sorry. You've been at Walmart twice today. Hopefully it was ah too bad earlier.
00:25:12
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you know the gate you walk in? The gate you walk in. ah you walk in and there's those two gates that open there emergency exit only and instead of just not opening when you walk up to it alarms go on what did you do that what did why did you try to go out then people were back in the electronics and that was what was straight ahead of me so oh yeah unfortunately i didn't know that but i didn't go so i'm standing there at the exit with alarms going
00:25:45
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I couldn't get through the things. I had to go back and walk through. The Walmart walk of shame. didn't steal damn thing. Here's my receipt. Here's my goddamn receipt. always tell the, I call them the receipt Nazis. Whenever they ask, I always go, no, thank you.
00:26:05
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i always tell i always tell the yeah when they i call them the receipt nazis whenever they are they ask i always go no thank you okay oh Oh, wow.
00:26:19
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Well, it could be... it's Down here, they are the Walmarts are so lax, the alarms go off, and they're just like, go ahead, it's probably fucked up again. They don't even have to hear everything.
00:26:33
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well let's Go ahead. Wow. Well, now do-it-yourself. Their cameras monitor, so if it looks like you didn't scan something...
00:26:47
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It frees and it won't let you scan and then there's like a little alarm with it.
00:26:54
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I've had it happen to me a couple times and the employees just walk over there like, yeah, whatever, quick. Like, so, I mean, I could have very well stolen shit. What is that? is li days Are They're not hot. well they're be hot.
00:27:10
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because that's what my mom likes to do. Them employees don't fucking care. Plus, at the end day, if I'm stealing something at the DYI register, that's my employee discount. Leave me the hell alone. Right? yeah Like, if I miss something, it's your fault. You didn't drain me.
00:27:28
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I'm glad you mentioned something like that because that that's a we need a we need to start a national debate on this. You have express lines at Disney World. You have express lines at the airport. Why the hell don't they have an express line at the DMV?
00:27:41
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They do at ours. Do they really? for Well, it's only for it's only for it's only for your registration. So if you're just renewing your sticker on your car or whatever, yeah, there's an express line. You just log right in. You're in and out of there in under five minutes.
00:27:56
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Yeah. Whether you have the license or title or whatever, you got to do the unfortunate DMV of Dune visit where you're there forever. And it's like, I'm going to go early on a Saturday.
00:28:10
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No, there's not people there. Or I'm going to go midweek towards the end of the day. Like, hopefully nobody's off work yet. you know, I don't know there's so damn people that aren't at work and at DMV during the week.
00:28:23
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What was it the best day that to go? Was Monday? Friday friday morning. and Yeah, I thought it was Monday morning. It's actually the one local is Friday morning because everybody goes at the beginning of the week instead of the end of the week because they don't want to deal with that and then start their weekend.
00:28:36
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So there's like nobody's. if you Don't go. like until Wednesday is the is miss slow day here. cool but The last time had to renew my license, I completely and totally forgot about it until I went to buy alcohol and the dumb bitch at Kroger's was like, I can't sell you alcohol.
00:28:53
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license is expired. I'm like, are you? What? You can't do them online there.
00:29:01
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I did retail management for seven years. I did retail management for seven years and I never understood why you can't sell to somebody whose license is expired. Their fucking birthday doesn't expire.
00:29:14
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yeah yeah exactly yes I never understood that. made no sense to me at all. glick this is the life As a bartender, that was a problem too. Hi. Hi.
00:29:27
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Yeah, exactly. like yeah That's my thing. Who cares if my license is expired? I'm still the same age, and it's still the same person. I'm going to look exactly like that douchebag on a renewed license as I look on an expired license.
00:29:40
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Exactly, and your birthday does not expire. Blake, love the hat, by the way. when I did retail management, I always told my people...
00:29:55
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that unless it was unless somebody big and important was in the store ignore that yeah just right because their freaking birthday doesn't expire if it's them on the license whatever that was my thing they were the only ones that said anything i'd go to walmart they didn't card me i'd go and if they did card me they just went you know your license is expired? No, I didn't. My bad. I'll go get it done. They're like, okay, well... Just make sure they know it's expired and go ahead and sell to it. And you still want to fuck with it. Be like, oh, I'm sorry. My birthday expired. Yeah. All right.
00:30:39
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My birthday expired. I'm going to be 25 I shouldn't be in here. I like i need adult supervision. Just make them feel completely fucking stupid. They're like, you know what? We're just going give the alcohol so you can forget about this.
00:30:56
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Sorry, my license expired. I need an adult here. Yeah. yeah yeah like You just had a 14-year-old come in and buy a blunt wrap. Let's talk about that. Yeah, yeah there she is.
00:31:08
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Or lighter. I'm glad you cammed up. heavy yeah I have a joke for you. Wife looks at her husband and says, baby, what would you do if I were choking?
00:31:23
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And he looked at her and he said, pull back two inches. And she thought about it for a second. She said, well, I appreciate that. I i don't like ah small choking hazards anyway.
00:31:37
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if Oh, my God. i look where ah Yeah, now Glick leaves when it starts to get great. Yeah, I know. if I would have pulled back two inches, we still would have had sons, but she... yeah just You wouldn't have had you know your tonsils removed, but... a Assault in your county. Large group fight near Keystone Drive. barlow I got this cool app. Did you see my app? ah It's called Crime Radar.
00:32:06
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And it tells me shit that happened. I'm learning something. What up, brother? This is the biggest thing I learned. That was in Canal County.
00:32:19
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Robert, plaum he need to find them. You need find older lady that'll pay. People are drinking. They're going to fight. jenna Oh, man. Yeah. that there There was like down here West Virginia, there was like a new Sasquatch sighting. I was like, Angie Click's coming to visit.
00:32:34
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I've been busy this week. who was down by ah down by Mandy this week down in West Virginia. point that yeah Well, you know, Sasquatch is with those long legs. It's easy to travel fast.
00:32:49
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I've seen a Squatch in a bright orange Hawaiian shirt. Yeah.
00:32:56
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I'm not doing a very good job of staying hidden. I got a watermelon shirt. it's It's a black shirt with watermelons all over it. I got got it in Georgia a couple couple years ago. My father-in-law bought the same damn shirt.
00:33:12
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yep so Now they're making a tradition where they're there for a week. At least one day. the I'm sad. My shirt reminded me of that.
00:33:23
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Since I've decided that this is going to be the summer of Hawaiian shirts, I haven't seen Moe Dogger jersey. I was going to ask if they were proud of me because I have sleeves for a change. but I haven't seen either one of them in forever.
00:33:35
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Well, let's get the Hawaiian shirts and cut the sleeves off. ah We're already looking. Mandy was on it the first night. Oh, God, yes. Way to go, Mandy. You'll look like ah Rob Schneider from 50 First Dates. um Yeah. larry The cable guy.
00:33:51
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Yeah, Mandy was on it the first night that I had that i wore one. and She was like, we're going to find you some sleeveless ones. la
00:34:02
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I've been looking. I've been looking. I found a couple. Like I said, I found a couple. yeah I don't know how I feel about them. I found a t-shirt for you, too.
00:34:19
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because it says yes I run out of money and out of patience a true story age where what up Remy how you doing man hopefully you're doing good brother long time no see yes yes yes out of out of running out of money and running out of patience that is a a true story that's like and that a long time ago most of America yeah yeah just But we didn't run out of hot sauce.
00:34:53
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all of mean Don't even get me started. out Angie said, I'm going to take a drink of vanilla. you can never run out hot sauce. Jedi, we got a drink.
00:35:04
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How you doing, Jedi? Oh, Jedi, got to say, how are you, Mandy?
00:35:11
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Hi. Did y'all ever get off the truck thing last night? We're going to try this again. say wellre What's up, Jedi? How's it going, buddy?
00:35:27
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Oh, hi, Glick. Good to see you. Yeah, that's right. You're going to use my vitamin C levels as we speak. Yeah, you say hi to me first, motherfucker. No, I'm always going to say hi to Mandy first.
00:35:40
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Now you can say hi to Mandy. I already did. Hi again, Mandy. Hi, Jedi. Hi.
00:35:49
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Don't hate Blake. I'm not hating him. I'm just... Nobody hates Just sometimes we choose to ignore him. It's my fucking show. You better say hi to me first. My sister and Kohler.
00:36:07
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It's the presence of the beard. It's it's my show. It's my network. Acknowledge me, you sons of bitches. Yeah.
00:36:19
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Kiss the ring. Damn it, Jed. I don't ignore the Squatch in the room. yeah um i'm not By the way, Glick, have you have you checked out my hat?
00:36:32
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It's a Sasquatch. I see that. i't like that. Yeah, the the other day because I bought this like over a year ago and I only wore it once and then I found it the other day says going through throwing out some my old worn out hats. was like, I got to wear this on Saturday.
00:36:46
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I've got it. I've got a Squatch hat somewhere. think it says believe or something like that. I don't know where that. See this hat in here. That's just cool.
00:36:59
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As soon as you get address to send it to I bought some of those hats. They don't work on me as well. You will you pull them off. well Put them on. My head looks good.
00:37:10
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Unfortunately, the president's a lick. You're not good at that. What up, Brittany? Oh, my God. Brittany. Brittany, your girl's here. Hey. What's up, guys? Hold on. Let me see some light.
00:37:27
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Telling lies about me on Saturday. It's probably where my horn is. Nils is waiting on my address. Yeah, nils.gmail.com. It's simple. Rocky was in here last Saturday. He's a problem. I fired him from your show.
00:37:46
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bond farm you fireerroy he's a problem i fired him from your show haven't fired on i i i shredded his application in my show okay good oh what did i walk into you're not even walking hey have some what's up what's up your girl's here oh hey averrian i have some what's up what's up your girl here
00:38:20
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so how you doing and copy tired Sorry, I was trying to turn on the light. I'm sorry. i was yeah Light switches are hard. Yeah. They're on Christmas. The Christmas fuck Lazy. I miss you, too. Hello, Brett. Hi. I have big news, guys. Yeah, what's up? Pregnant?
00:38:43
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rev glo like high the flight leg and do should i newsgu yeah what's up yeah pregnant
00:38:54
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fuck no. Are you kidding me? a I jumped down the staircase before that happened. Are you kidding me? She's definitely doing the work. Make the baby stronger before it's born. I like that.
00:39:10
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No, tomorrow I start my tattoo apprenticeship. No shit. Congratulations. Hell yeah. I got the job. Let's go.
00:39:24
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And it's not even that like I'm going to be paid too. So I was like, cool. Hell yeah. I'm so pumped. That's badass. What to internship with the fuck? of app frontentice It's an apprenticeship.
00:39:38
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So like I'm still going to, yeah, I'm still going to be making money, which is the key part. Yeah. ah right But yeah, still learning.
00:39:49
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more tattooing and stuff like that. That's pretty cool. On the job training and getting paid. yeah Yeah. yeah yeah sometimes they don't Sometimes you're just there for the knowledge you don't get paid. You just have to... bri yeah well this yeah wanted me to pay She wanted me to pay her for I get it, but on most videoss most of your you're going to like and stuff i guess yeah know i I'll have to pay for the booth and everything, but I'm going to be making money on top of that. Her name wasn't Megan from Australia, was she?
00:40:29
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Well, if you get your friendship done, let me know. I'll come up and let you tattoo me. yeah you To future endeavors and hopefully a free tattoo. And he's going to have you tattoo lazy. Get out here. No. No, Jedi. Damn it, Mandy.
00:40:50
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Quit playing hard get. I'm not playing hard to get. I just know that when you tattoo somebody's name on you, that's the end of the relationship. Listen, I told my sister that.
00:41:04
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She had her ex-husband's first and middle name tattooed across her foot. She is currently in the process of getting a removal. yeah i don't know. i I just draw a red. I have her.
00:41:19
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I'm just done with myself. like real like if you can off i getness way Am I doomed? at older You done fucked up, Brittany. Or a red line through it and put one big ass mistake above it. Yeah. Don't do drugs. The circle, red circle the line. Yeah. Don't do drugs. Oh my God. Don't do drugs. Don't do drugs. Double negative in there.
00:41:50
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don't want to hear my... don't don't dislike me double negative yeah i want to hear okay do i but I want to do no drugs.
00:42:03
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Brittany, I am going to ask you a favor, though. Whenever you get ready to tattoo words on somebody, Please make sure they have spelled shit right. I know, dude. This that I went to school with, she had ah beautiful tattooed on her. You are beautiful. and ah it It was supposed to be you, i mean, why owe Y-O-U apostrophe R-E, but it had the wrong your it. And there was no way to squeeze it. You're a beautiful Yeah, never been.
00:42:41
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I think one of my cousins has something tattooed and it's spelled wrong. on and um Yeah, Yeah. yeah like But that was awesome ah that was also the a local cokehead tattoo artist in town. that the as You the artist.
00:43:03
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You can't always find an artist. People bring it in and they want that. oh You got to fucking take it. This cat was always fucking up tattoos because you could literally bring a baggie in, do coke with him, and then he would do a tattoo for free.
00:43:17
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He did some of these. 30 minutes or it's free. People are bracke they're like you're like, yeah, I just got this tattoo done. Look at it. and it's like yeah We know where you went and got that done. Whenever and Kayla started, it's dyslexic. It's not a big deal.
00:43:35
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Right there. That's ah that's a stick and poke that I've done on myself. Freak.
00:43:41
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I don't charge people. You you got Hyrule Gryphix on your arm. What, do you have that can Hyrule Gryphix. What up, Wall Street? Hyrule Gryphix.
00:43:55
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I'll do a damn Sasquatch in Scandinavian style. I was going to say, is it searching for Sasquatch? Speaking of Sasquatch, you guys want to see a picture from me down in Florida?
00:44:13
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No, not really. whoa No. yeah actually yeah well You are everywhere. oh oh my god I like that I like that better. you all What you really look like. We need to do an AI. One of you likes surfing.
00:44:31
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sort That would be funny. Yeah, there's this dude that has like a Sasquatch on the back of their like tire, you know, that's hanging on it. I see it all the time. I'm like, fucking Glick, he's everywhere.
00:44:45
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can't help it.
00:44:48
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it's fucking pokeman hard cause he even met him with a celebrity i can't help it yeah Like I said, Putin, the Pope, they all know Glick and they've never met him.
00:45:00
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No, you come up here with a new haircut you got, Wally. How you like them apples? yeah Santa Claus is leaving Glick. Oh, is that Wally?
00:45:12
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Yeah. Ah, Wally. The puppy is wicked making some whining noises, so let me take him out. I'll be back in a little bit. Drop an elbow on his head. Take Lick with you.
00:45:28
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She got it. Kayla already took me out on my nightly walk. I'm good. I've been wearing my Ravens jersey around town, yeah.
00:45:40
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and and go i say i do it's funny is this wrong And then the just won the other night. They're playing tonight I have it. Yeah. You
00:45:57
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yeah give fuck ours and about what what wait who you don't give a fuck shit up
00:46:08
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exactly yeah I've missed you guys so much. no yeah I'm actually hoping Calgary beats the shit out of Tampa Bay tomorrow. I don't think the are going to beat Carolina. i hope they do.
00:46:29
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i was in go my gosh. I was the only Flyers fan at the bar the other night and they were so mad. like I'm not I'm not talking you guys talking about the sports ball or sports puck.
00:46:47
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but Yeah, Tampa Bay's Tampa Bay's play in Montreal. They got game seven. not Not Calgary. that's oh no yeah put there move cover No, they're playing Montreal Canadians. Oh, right. i'm looking for carolina so i've got seven oh yeah they are aren't they yeah they are playing montreal i'm sorry yes yes montreal and i'm going sit playing colorado right after like three hours after so yeah it's gonna be i see the avalanche beating wild on that one that's a home game um i'm not like that
00:47:28
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Right now, Carolina's two over the Flyers in first period. so Really? It can flip. It can flip quick. You know how it is. Oh, yeah. For sure. For sure. to Minnesota had ah like a really bad fucking losing streak and just recently ended it. Fuck them.
00:47:51
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Fuck Minnesota. Hey, how dare you? You're just jealous of all our lakes, okay? Oh, that's where you live, isn't it? fuck Yeah, calm down. It's like southern Canada. that's the one with the lakes Nope, they probably got a few too, but we got more.
00:48:12
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was just going say, they do have a couple. got Irby and Huron, I think. Oh, my God. Well, I mean, there's a shit ton of lakes where he lives, too. and There was actually, there was some property that Angie and I looked at two years ago. we were going to buy, like, dirt cheap, and so it was up on the hill.
00:48:32
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One side was the National Forest. The other side was was the State state Forest. and there was like this um right away right in between to go to and you had like three personal lakes there plus you had access to all the state and the national well i mean yeah every city has has a bunch of lakes just and they've got they've got a shit ton of lakes up there so i thought okay and then we started researching and then find out that it is legal in jedi state that you could literally go into the forest and just pick up a fucking fox and say it's a pet
00:49:07
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Hell yeah, dude. I want a fox. Sexy friend. We have a box for you off the front. If you want to see something cool, look at the Bradley! Bradley, buddy, look up.
00:49:25
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Hey, how you doing? I'm doing all right. haven't been doing forever, dude. I hope that missed me so much. Good for you guys. You guys got to look up the laughing foxes.
00:49:36
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People that do have pin boxes, they'll roll over, they'll they' they'll scratch their tum-tums, and they'll go... yeah no is a lot Dog forms a Bradley.
00:49:46
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We're buying some new goats this year, and Angie wanted to get laughing goats and fanning goats. so Oh, those are funny videos. We have the screaming goats, and they freak out the fanning goats, and they lock up and fall over. Screaming on them, yeah.
00:49:59
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You'd fucking die laughing drunk. It's so fun doing it. Have you done it in real life, though? It's so fun. With ghosts. I've never actually seen a real life fainting guy. Our neighbor actually has one.
00:50:13
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Check this out. See this? A fainting guy? Yeah, you can just scream at him and they're like... And then it's like freeze and they fall over. I have the best one. My girl, Tommy, needs to do that all the time.
00:50:27
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Check this out. This is our new buddy pick. She shows up every afternoon. and that That's cat food my hand. Cat food? lots beery Hi, Bambi.
00:50:42
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What up, dinner? What dinner? No, letter let him fatten her up a little bit first. and then we we we like no We have a rule. Any any animal within an acre and a half immediately around the house. Of course, you can't discharge a weapon within 500 feet of any- Sanctuary.
00:51:03
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Yeah, that's sanctuary. So we feed them all, but if they're up on the hill in the fields, yeah, it's open season. oh Oh, well, we ever come to visit you, I'm bringing in my big-ass Rambo knife, and I won't have to discharge a weapon because there's clearly dumb enough where they're going walk right up to me and be like, I got a treat for you. Stab, stab, stab, stab. Now we're having deer. Let's go scream movie.
00:51:29
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yeah there was i think anymore And we got a big fat ass raccoon that that shows up too every night. so he actually me you sitting on a person Oh, he's huge. That chair is talking.
00:51:44
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yeah snoty says hello how y'all somanna a so still a <unk>ity madness hu but that it I like the new background that you got there. good my call say that That's cool. I know you didn't make it yourself.
00:52:05
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That's AI. What background? yeah ah Behind us? right now Sure. No, i all my all my thumbnails are made by AI. That's no big secret.
00:52:19
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everybody makes things I like look like this Why are you biting me? Because you bite me. I do bite him. He's biting me. I love Lazy Jedi has the fucking dream world. I was coming down here. Hell yeah. Stop having sex on the stream.
00:52:32
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and he yeah yeah you me start make stay off stop having sex on the stream We're not going to have sex. You're having sex. I can tell.
00:52:44
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I can tell by your position. We can smell it from there. Close the windows. You're letting the stank has me He just farted. Oh, yeah. I fart every time I cum.
00:53:01
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and gets Yeah. He's like, don't bully me. I'll cum. And then I go... That's what I call love gas. And that's how she comes. That's what Hitler called it, That's how the Joker poisoned people. Take in my love gas, lady. Is it too far or just too far enough?
00:53:29
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Because the pussy's too close the has to the gas chamber. That's the end of a joke. That's good to see, man. Bradley cares. daily cares Hey, my hooker's Jewish. My hooker's Jewish.
00:53:42
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I don't know what to call Glick White Rock and or call Rock Black Squatch. but but No, he's too weak.
00:53:55
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rocks trucky is ah Rocky wishes he was half the Squatch I am. I love Rock Lee. He's awesome. We got into discussion last weekend. I said you know, i'm I'm kind of curious. you know does he Does he actually have a human penis or is like one of those red rocket things like a dog?
00:54:17
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Mine's an antenna. We were talking talking about it. He gets basic cable. yes Yes, it is, Steph.
00:54:29
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100% gay. It's not gay, it's science. yeah I thought it was G. I was going G. Science is gay. Gay. Gay. Oh, your friends say you're gay.
00:54:42
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Gay. Oh, my God. um Bradley, get control of your pants. It's not gay if you have your socks on because you're not completely naked.
00:54:53
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yeah We'll make eye contact. Oh, okay. All you do is the light's on. I will say and show you guys over here in exciting news. Some of you may or may not have seen this for for myself and the network here and all of our listeners.
00:55:13
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I'd like to shout out everybody who listens and thank you for that. Number three in the top 100. Fuck yeah. yeah and we I mean we're going up against a lot of, us and anybody who's from Ohio or knows anything about Ohio, the Buckeyes are like the end-all be-all in Ohio.
00:55:34
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And most of the pops top podcasts are all Buckeye-related. And we got up into the top three. Top three. We're number three of the top 100 podcasts in all of Ohio. Did you beep for Yeah.
00:55:51
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well try i said' glad I'm glad you clarified that. Did you beat Pro-Hio? Oh, sorry. Pro-Hio. Did you beat Pro-Hio? I've never heard of I don't even think they're in the 10.
00:56:04
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I've got a song that you can play and it won't be a copyright strike. Oh, wow. I think it will. Famous last one. You will absolutely love it. I'm going to post it in the back chat. um how about backha So my buddy Sebastian shock he has a band he has a new band now but his uncle recorded this we were actually at a bonfire in his house and got he kind of He lives in my room. He lives up your way now.
00:56:32
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i I don't like docks or releasing information like that. But the song is named in Ohio. And you will absolutely, whether you listen to it first and then play it or if you want to play it or not play it, it's up to you. But is it it won't be a copyright strike on YouTube. And it's absolutely badass.
00:56:49
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Four dead in Ohio. on a second. I'm waiting for it. It's a badass song. yeah No, no.
00:57:00
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So you actually hear my voice in the beginning. We were ah drinking whiskey. we were right along the Ohio River Guyie County.
00:57:09
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We had we had two bottles of had Woodford. He had Jack Daniels. all is and be all right um that night favor we had we had two bottles of whiskey and one bottle we had wayfor he had jack daniels um And then there was local whiskey called a eli or not Elijah Craig.
00:57:35
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Shit. It's can's out of Summersville, West Virginia.
00:57:41
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i drink Fighting Cock. it was ah that's Actually, that's a good whiskey. Oh, you've had it? Isaiah Morgan. Yeah, Isaiah Morgan was a... What kind of whiskey is it?
00:57:55
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Fighting Cock. In the building
00:58:01
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i either drink right at yeah both bird drink and the building that got Thank you, Steph. It's very cheap. It is usually very good. It's only like 20 bucks, but sometimes I get a musty bottle. had to stop with the whiskey, to be honest. like It just started getting to me. I had to switch to vodka.
00:58:23
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What is this? ah What? It's a fly. That's all, Brittany.
00:58:34
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but yeah and It looks like a micro penis with hairy balls. yeah It's a micro penis with hairy balls. Staring down the barrel. When I went to go to the interview for the tattoo internship. No.
00:58:50
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Oh, I didn't. That's what got me the job, man. no there's this a month key person there's gonna get pat cheed on My god, you do oh a great micro penis with hairy balls. You're hired. He was talking about how or they brought up the fact that he drew his own dick or whatever and they were like, do it again. And this is basically what he drew. and he was like, it' that's the interview worth he it's it's from Yeah, I know that you're staring down the barrel. we get it. Nah.
00:59:25
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There'd be a little... there'd be a little wow so Nobody has that straight of cock. Bradley's not buying it. No one has that straight of a cock. That is a small micro penis. That is a flaccid, acorn micro penis.
00:59:41
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I know what that looks like. Tell her, Bradley. The owner was, like, fucking with this kid, like, the whole time. And he was even, like... give me your best insult on this kid. And then you got the job. That's weird. and i He has a tiny wick of penis with hairy balls. Is that what you said?
01:00:03
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Sounds like a reputable shop. He looks like a tatted up dude from like One Direction. gay as fuck. yeah oh no There was more. but yeah looks like a corpse?
01:00:16
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o yeah chap if you That that that like little teenage teeny bopper band. The hot one. that woman One of them died. I don't know. guess. One of them took a swan dive You have all I was so get the reference. and the nineteen year old then You have this year old and you're like, yeah, that's not fucking creepy.
01:00:47
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No, it's fine. Boy band?
01:00:52
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yeah That's boys to men. Okay. Boys with men. Yeah, boys with men. Nambla. I'm 38 years old. I'm a boy band. That's exactly what Bradley's Boy Scout leader said. You're going into the woods, boys, but you're going to leave men.
01:01:09
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Right? With splinters in your assholes. I love it when Alabama did a ah cover song and actually it became more popular than when NSYNC did it in the 90s. I can't remember the name of the song.
01:01:22
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Wait, Alabama did it? To the CMT Awards. Alabama did a cover of NSYNC TV Awards. No yeah way. I love Alabama. know so I love Alabama too. Vince Gill stood up there and he told all the kids from NSYNC, they said, we're going to start calling you guys NSYNC.
01:01:37
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i think With the accent. That's just a joke. You're a little bullshit. It was one of the only few covers that Alabama did of a pop song. It actually became more famous with Alabama than it did with... Oh, yeah, they i do i do I do remember when they did that.
01:01:59
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They did a A little more time on you. Okay, Nils. I remember when they did that. Yeah, they did. They did really did that. David Allen died the other day. 87 years old.
01:02:13
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I'm not sure if I've ever heard of it. Here's something crazy. We have our celebrity death list. I was just going to no before you' had a month b ringo card No, the day before he died, Rick had him.
01:02:26
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Rick texted me, dropped him for some actor who was on life support, and then he died the very next day. i I almost David
01:02:42
Speaker
Just because yeah just be a dick but I only have one emergency pick left for the year, so I was like, nah, I'm going to hold on. I still have two. Half the field wrecked a fucking Talladega four wide last week or last weekend, and then fucking David Allen co-edized. I weird coincidence like that. thing i remember I posted a joke one time about And the next day, Leonard Nimoy died. was a weird coincidence.
01:03:14
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Okay, and then the David Allen Poe thing, I've been watching and reading a lot of of Edgar Allen Poe shit, because, you know, Baltimore, ah whatever. And then he died the next day. was like, what the fuck?
01:03:28
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How the hell did you decide die? Brittany's on great brity's like, what did David Allen Poe know about the Clintons? and Edgar Allen pose with a P. David Allen pose with a C. You know the song for those about to rock, We'll Salute You? how many does it take to get to the center of the Tootsie Pop?
01:03:49
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ah You're talking about when Vaughn was... with oh no nob brian john Sorry, were you talking to me? I'm sorry. don't know what happened. Something distracted me. How many licks does it take to get to the center of the Tootsie Pop? Three, one,
01:04:04
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two Three. Nah. If you go ahead and take three licks and bite through it, you have no teeth. That is a lie.
01:04:15
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It takes at least more than three licks. All right? I did it 12 times. That commercial is a lie. No, it's not a lie. I did it 12 times. I licked Tootsie Pops three times and I bit it and I got to the center.
01:04:27
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No lie. I did it 12 times. I'll do it right now. time Buy me a fucking dumb dumb. i don't give a shit. I'll do it. You listen to the fake asshole. Put it down. One, two, three, crunch. Let's do it. We need a separate screen. I'll stick it up my ass three times and then squeeze my sphincter and I'll crack it open.
01:04:50
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Man, we had we had the best shit tonight. had the best food. music. We had the best culture. The owl just shoves it up his ass. One, two, three. Crax him with his butt like a fucking walnut. My butthole. Yeah, well, actually, since he's a bird, he's only got one hole. It's called a chloraca.
01:05:17
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since he's a bird you know bradley has some knowledge who had the best food and music and all that hey does anyone watch the kentucky kentucky derby to make fun of the ladies big stupid hats No. Yeah. on no wondering I watched it. Have you ever seen where Preakness is?
01:05:38
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Where the Preakness thing is? Oh, yeah. Okay. I pressure washed that the center building when I was pressure washing. yeah We got to drive on the fucking track and everything.
01:05:54
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was dope. I pressure washed my pee hole. I mean, the horses weren't. There were no horses there, but it was fun. It's basically Briley and Britney. This is my fucking OCD. My ADHD is like all over the place.
01:06:07
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I have never watched a contemporary movie in my... yeah I didn't even know what going on until i got a an ESPN. It was separate conversation. I was just trying to break something up. It was a separate conversation. I don't know anything about the Kentucky Derby outside of the big goofy hats. Big stupid hats. And there's horses.
01:06:26
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Big stupid hats and a lot of bourbon. Do the horses wear the hats? Yep. What's that? Well, yeah, it's Kentucky. What do what do you think they're going to drink down there? They do wear hats. I swear to God, I saw a horse wearing a mask with fucking, like, devil ears on. It was awesome. um Hey, I do want to say this, Blake. If you're going to be there, because I actually met Dave Brown from YouTube last year. Jedi knows about this.
01:06:48
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um Posted, I think was shorter, a few videos. But Bourbon and Beyond in September of this year, great lineup. Absolutely great lineup. um We will be there. My sister-in-law from from Charleston, South Carolina will be there as well.
01:07:02
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um Really, really good lineup of of musicians. And if you want to attend. I i want to try to Kayla and I are trying to get up. It's called Bourbon and Beyond.
01:07:18
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but it's a move it's called bourbon and beyond yes but beyond ah i love that i love it bourbon and beyond yeah i was so i i first met dave brown i didn't know that his family would actually oh no marty no his his his family started like several distilleries so dave and met saturday and he's not a bourbon snob but he knows bourbon if that makes sense He had a smash for the venue Saturday.
01:07:49
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He's like, you got to try this. with beauty shots I was ready to buy a million. All the bourbon. Dave's like, I got you. He knew everybody, knew do the bartenders, knew the management, everybody. And I'm like, my God, this guy's legit.
01:08:05
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Dave Brown is legit. I want to check out the fire and see who all is going to be there. Calm down, buddy. but I want to try to get out and see some of my my former guests this summer. There's a few of them that are going to be up in the area.
01:08:22
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And then there's also a couple comedians that I've had on so far that are going to be up in the area we want to try to break out and see. Some of the bigger festivals they wind up waiting.
01:08:35
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yeah I am a big bourbon fan. I really like bourbon. A lot of people tell me that a bourbon on society.
01:08:44
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there good I don't want to be your beast of bourbon. I like bourbon. Stupid. Beast of bourbon. I don't drink a whole lot of them. If you're not there to drink bourbon, it doesn't matter.
01:09:00
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um i know, me too. Where have you been, dude? Just the lineup is amazing. You guys want to see something I started on? oh wow, that's good.
01:09:11
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ah word. Burgundy. Burgundy. Burgundy.
01:09:18
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marty you got way too much time on if you counted bird Bourbon and birds. Birdie bourgin. Bourbon birds, yeah. What do you mean I have too much time on my hands? This is what I love to do. This is my new job. I'm going to be doing every fucking day.
01:09:37
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And I'm going to be making money from this shit. And I'm going to be making... Are you farted? No, she's not. Brittany, you draw a kick-ass bird.
01:09:48
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So, hold on. Somewhere in the background... Click. Click, here you go. I'm done. Ready? i like to um I'm done. I'm done. I'm done.
01:09:59
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Every time I talk, Brittany yelling over me. um I was referring to a comment in the chatter's box. I'm done. I'm done. And she's done tonight.
01:10:11
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Oh, well, calm down. Very, true very patient person since she came in here. And I'm done. So I kicked her out. Do not fucking come back in.
01:10:23
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I was referring to the goddamn chat. Not that I have to fucking defend myself. Nobody cares that you're drawing the same bird that you've been drawing for the last six and months. Nobody fucking cares that you're going to come up and tell you the same story about wearing a Philadelphia jersey in Pittsburgh because nobody in fucking Pittsburgh cares and nobody on this panel fucking cares.
01:10:41
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got sit there and roll your fucking eyes and make your goofy, stupid looks when I say that i'm Kayla and I are going to go out and see some of my former guests from my music show and my comedians my comedy show because you couldn't function and do a goddamn show because it was too much work, you lazy, sorry son of a bitch.
01:11:00
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So, Jesus Christ, I put together a show with comedians in a matter of hours that I am now booked up all the way through August with guests and not the same circle of nobodies that are never going to do anything.
01:11:15
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Jesus Christ. Jesus Christ. If you want to come up here and be a part of the fucking panel and have a good time and fucking hang out, you're more than welcome to. if you're going to come up here and you're just going to be an ass, go fucking somewhere else.
01:11:27
Speaker
There's plenty of other people on YouTube that will allow you to be an ass on their fucking panel. I'm tired of it. I want to say congratulations on the booking all the way to August. that's That's a big feat, dude. For your channel, that that is huge.
01:11:42
Speaker
yeah Hell yeah. yeah Thank you, baby. Been way too fucking nice to people for way too fucking long. And I said it a couple weeks ago, and I'm sorry I'm kind of blowing up right now, but I said it a couple weeks ago.
01:11:56
Speaker
I'm sick and tired of people coming on here and acting in a certain type way and then want to make me out to be the fucking bad guy. You want me to be the bad guy? Fine. Here's your villain origin story. Bradley, pipe me up a villain song. I'll be your bad guy. I'll be your bad guy. And she's coming up here. Oh, I'm Baltimore Raven fan. Your origin story, you were hit a truck that was blaring Britney Spears music.
01:12:26
Speaker
so no no holly and it's really for Man, I'm sober. I can't even put up with it. I have no patience for it. she Let me know when I'm allowed to talk, Glick.
01:12:40
Speaker
Go ahead. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I i'm on glu i'm i'm on i don't even have anything to say. i just want to know I'm allowed. don't know.
01:12:50
Speaker
What's the big Miller Lite thing you have that looks like a giant Miller Lite can behind you there? What is it? it's so it's i I didn't know what it was. It's a beer caddy. So it it'll actually hold four 16-ounce beers. Oh, okay.
01:13:01
Speaker
Yeah, I've seen those before. All right. I know what it is. We were at Walmart the other day, and I just seen that it said Miller Lite, and I can never find anything Miller Lite. So I just grabbed it and told Kayla, I said, I'm buying this. She's like, you even know what it is? I said, nope, but I'm buying it. And I was here walking through the store and forgot what it was.
01:13:18
Speaker
That's the kind of thing if you're like hanging out at like a bonfire, you fill that son of bitch up, you just walk around with it, you need another one, ka-chunk, you like fucking flip it over your shoulder and it pops out. Yeah, man, like bonfires whatever. And it even came with its own fucking koozie too, man. It straps to the fucking ah thing. When is the next comedy show? They're every Tuesday night.
01:13:43
Speaker
Every Tuesday night at what time? um No, I'm sorry. Every Wednesday night. Tuesday night is music show. Wednesday night, 8 p.m. Eastern time? Mm-hmm.
01:13:54
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There we go. Yeah, Tuesday is tuesday is a music show at 8 p.m., and i got i got one of my very good friends, ah somebody that I absolutely freaking adore.
01:14:05
Speaker
Love her to death. She's coming back. Jules in the house. She's been on a couple times. ah This Tuesday night, and i have comedian. Jules, yes. I know who you're talking about. yeah and you want that that That show with the stand-up comedians, I'm booked. to um I've just booked my first August guest, and I still have.
01:14:25
Speaker
You can ask Wally because Wally can see our Facebook chats because he's an admin on the Facebook page. There's still, I don't know, probably 20, 30 comedians that I haven't even messaged back yet.
01:14:36
Speaker
I'll book out that show. I'll book out that show for the entire year at this point. Dude, that's amazing. That it's amazing is amazing. Is it Thursday or Friday nights, the Speedway stories?
01:14:50
Speaker
Speedways are Monday and Thursday. and then for Friday, Wally does Wally's Motorsports. And it's just him and the guys, like, hanging out in the garage, talking cars and shit.
01:15:03
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And I would like to say that last year, we peaked in the top 100. at um at number four last year, last July, and we've never left the top 10.
01:15:13
Speaker
But in the last few months, since I've revamped this network and and cleaned house and started a new show, wely have we have jumped into the three spot and we've been in the top five the last few months. And these are weekly rankings.
01:15:34
Speaker
So, and our numbers and views and everything like that, and the last few months have fucking jumped and everything else. so Damn. and And hopefully Rocky will be starting his show soon. I think he's shooting for um and the next couple weeks.
01:15:50
Speaker
Let me play you a reward for all your your all your new subscribers. Let me use your reward. Thank yeah jack thank you, everyone.
01:16:04
Speaker
Damn it. That guy. The background. You're still watching. like You kicked me and you're not kicking him for that stupid shit.
01:16:17
Speaker
It's the attitude for you. is a no It's Right? That guy, you're out of control. The guy said it's the attitude for you. It's the nose and deeany for me. He's going to run Britt off.
01:16:31
Speaker
No, Britt ran Britt off. Christ. ah areway button i but I'm to have to start another channel, man, just to promote yours because um i have a few haters for mine, man, and i don't want to bring those people in here, but I'll share that shit across the table. The crazy thing is, is you know at the end of the day, don't, and Jedi and Bradley and Nils, you guys know this, I don't do drama.
01:17:02
Speaker
I don't know And she's been in here twice in the last couple weeks. And and we did the WrestleMania show. And she came in here. And I lost my fucking cool. And Rocky had to talk me down off the ledge.
01:17:14
Speaker
And then she just did it again tonight. At the end of the day, all you're trying to do is just be nuisance and be irritating. And I'm done. She's mad at me. You put me in my place one night about that respectfully. You did. And I was like, no, I respect that, man. It's your channel, not mine.
01:17:32
Speaker
like She's mad. almost been around Tell everybody that I fired her from the network. I never fired anybody. This isn't that type place. She left on her own accord because at the end of the day, she's too goddamn lazy to do anything.
01:17:46
Speaker
I asked her to fucking step up on her show. and i yeah these These fucking kids these days, they want everything and don't even work for it. yeah i get that. she like she said oh had time for that and and then She got mad because i started interviewing comedians well if you're If you're not going to do it, I'm going to do it.
01:18:03
Speaker
yeah Get the fuck on. I'm getting the impression that I think maybe Brittany's trying to show off a little bit in front of her new mans. What do you think? Yeah, was's I show off. It's whatever. There's there was a lot of speculation. Mandy, I get that too. Yeah, we're all too old for drama. like I get this opportunity. Man, I get pissed off at people, whether their engines, you know, it especially in trucks, cars, whatever, in a fucking red light waiting for it to turn green. I'm like, dude, I get it.
01:18:33
Speaker
You know, you vape. Get over it. He's a huge cloud. The Nimbus cloud just comes out of his hot car. Hey, don't talk about my Nimbus clouds like that. with Or that guy. know what Nimbus cloud People are like, you watch this show on Netflix or on Hulu? I'm like, I watch the Weather Channel. That's how old I am.
01:18:52
Speaker
If I was smart, I would know the kind of cloud that's the biggest, the fluffiest. Maybe it is the Nimbus. Don't Don't You're a nimbist okay yeah you Nimbus. You're a You're a down You're accumulonimbus. You wish you were a Sears cloud. no i think No, actually, I think it's accumulonimbus. Oh, shit. I don't know. i don't know i don't know anything about clouds other than I have them in my background. It's an accumulates. Accumulus. Accumulate. I don't know anything about clouds. don't know. The only thing about clouds. Fuck clouds.
01:19:33
Speaker
but you never do what clouds this has cloud hashtag gi Clouds hashtag no clouds allowed cloud lazy guys pro but anyways this is glike's channel you got shamans here nick rock anti like my stupid loud talk everyone your favorite cloud going
01:20:01
Speaker
Is that like a cloud with a fucking sinus in infection? That sounds like a Harry Potter spell. yeah camullo can That sounds like some kind of new s STD that only would have. Yeah.
01:20:20
Speaker
yeah I got that in my asshole. I believe it. Your Zoof brain can't cure that shit. You ain't taking penicillin for that, buddy.
01:20:32
Speaker
yeah My favorite cloud is nine. Oh, look at you. He's not a puppy. Bradley, he is not a puppy. Don't talk to him like one. Oh, do shit, do, do, do, do.
01:20:47
Speaker
Lazy shaman, you and I have to have words because you really hurt my soul last night when I was watching your show. i almost almost call I almost took a long walk off a short cliff.
01:20:59
Speaker
Wait, what happened? blake Tell us all about I put it in the comments. If you guys paid attention to the comments, you would have known. You know we don't, so tell us now. that we ten out You guys were talking about squatted trucks, and the shaman said with all the confidence in the world,
01:21:16
Speaker
Yeah, North Carolina created it, but Florida does it better. And I just wanted to pull your guys' plug right there on the spot. i' like please jumped up on panel We dropped the link, Blake.
01:21:27
Speaker
We dropped the link. You could have came up. That's like saying Petey Pablo was a rapper, but so was Vanilla Ice. I actually like Peter Pablo man. I like Peter Pablo spin around head. Okay.
01:21:39
Speaker
peter i actually like to peter but i actually like peter pablo man i like beautyie pablo ger off was spin around your head like a helicap la my song agree but going goingnna raise up they kiss dirt up That was a good song. That was a banger. Yeah, man. Shaman said that. I was like, anybody who squats their show should be put down immediately. Or squats their a truck like that should be put down immediately.
01:22:08
Speaker
And now that I know that the Shaman Show like shaman show promotes truck squatting, they should be put down. And I told Jedi he deserved better than that, that he should come over and be a minute. You have openings on your own.
01:22:25
Speaker
You let me, Shaman. You broke my heart last night, Shaman. I got nothing but love for you. You broke my heart. You broke my Tuscaloosa.
01:22:37
Speaker
You broke my heart. There's only one thing to I've got a story. yeah watch here For Jedi Harley dad and Steph and G2K and many others.
01:22:48
Speaker
I'll try to make this simple. I had a friend in high school named Benito, but his last name was Benito. um He was Mexican family. So we call him burrito. everybody's just going do that as a but but hes Every vehicle he had, man, he slammed. He had an It was actually pretty badass.
Car Culture and Vehicle Modifications
01:23:07
Speaker
What do you mean by slam? Slamming over the yeah you know You know what the Carolinas is.
01:23:17
Speaker
In the South where everybody is racing their trucks, he actually slammed a Suburban, which we couldn't understand. I don't know what that means. But his first vehicle was an S-10. When we say slammed, that means that they converted into a lowrider. Okay. All right.
01:23:34
Speaker
So like in parts of Georgia, North Carolina, other Southern states, they lift the truck, 10 inches plus. They'll put a three-inch hockey puck, four-inch lift kit, whatever, 46-inch lift kit. so these kids were actually slamming it they couldn't like if you were off of a street you couldn't do shit and if it's a truck it didn't make sense to us because you know that's off-road so yeah we were like burrito quit man so we actually challenged him and he slammed a fucking gremlin one time an old guy fucking gremlin he did it he pulled it off if you i mean when i mostha up in high limit but yeah
01:24:10
Speaker
Most of my friends had had lifted trucks. I mean, i don't think, I mean, we had, a bunch of us had lifted. I had my, I had a 79 Bronco that I had a 12 inch suspension lift and an eight inch body lift on it. And a set of 48 inch super swampers that I drove around on.
01:24:24
Speaker
Man, ah yeah, exactly. Or the old Mickey Thompsons. And, like, you were not considered cool unless you had a modified sticker on your windshield. And in Florida, they took it the next level because there was a kid jack who was actually on an old D-frame and jacked it up and then put hydraulics on it.
01:24:43
Speaker
Like that was common in Jags and northern Florida. Shaman could tell you if he was here right now. um and I'm saying all the right things in the chat, but what I really want to hear you say is that you denounced the Carolina squad.
01:24:56
Speaker
I need you to denounce the Carolina squad if you want to get back in my good graces. 100%. Yes. 100%. You know what the Carolina squad is, right, Nils? The North Carolina? No. The South Carolina? I definitely know.
01:25:09
Speaker
And it started in North Carolina. It's it the where the ass in squats and there and the front end is is raised so the truck sits like this. Oh, yeah. It started in North Carolina.
01:25:21
Speaker
We gave so much shit to people that did that. actually saw a truck the other day at the local gas station. It's like if you can't afford to either squat the whole thing or raise the whole thing, don't do it half and half.
01:25:32
Speaker
And then keep the fucking street wheels street tires on it because it just looks stupid. Oh, no, the only reason I put the i reason i put the the the body kit or the the the body lift or whatever on my truck was because it lowered my my bumpers down to legal limit and in the state of Ohio.
01:25:52
Speaker
My truck was fucking monster. Yeah, Ohio does have a different wall to it. Yeah. I mean, I... I may, ah allegedly may or may not have ran over a couple of cars in my time in my Bronco.
01:26:09
Speaker
it's There allegedly, and there may or may not be video footage of five guys jumping out of a Camaro that were going to jump me one time. And I drove over top of it in my Bronco and then jumped out of my truck while it was sitting on top of their car with a, with a, with a weapon.
01:26:28
Speaker
let all legendly well was ready to miss a fiveba Just hypothetically, hypothettic like how much damage does a raised up truck do when you run over a car? Hypothetically. Oh, this Camaro and arrow was totaled. It was totaled. It was totaled. Needless to say, mommy and daddy were not happy because on the police report,
01:26:55
Speaker
I was defending myself and I was in and no, they blocked me in i and it was a situation. Like I said, it was a five on one. And the only path that I had, the only clear path I had to get away from the threat was to go over the Camaro. Yes. Oh, okay. This is all allegedly. Allegedly, yeah. Just say, if you were surrounded by people, you know what you could get of there. You're going to arthritis if you keep doing this.
01:27:25
Speaker
Especially in the south. Maybe you're fly away if you keep doing this. In the south in the city, they have loads. Parentheses, give you wings. They have loads. They have loads. They have loads. They have loads. Okay.
01:27:37
Speaker
Okay. lowered vehicles, lower center gravity on the street that they can outrun the police. But up where we live in Appalachia, you have raised vehicles, you have buggies, you know, you have players for four door turbo, whatever, because they're still driving street cred cars, their cruisers or the SUVs that are slammed to lower the interceptor models, but they cannot go off road.
01:28:00
Speaker
Well, back home, back home where I grew up at the, uh, the, uh, sheriff's department bought a, lifted a square body Chevy because of that. And I got a phone call that said, hey, we need your help with something. And they wanted me to test run. I didn't drive it, but I ran from it in my Bronco to see if they could follow my Bronco and catch all of us it's when we would run from them.
01:28:32
Speaker
oh yeah Or the old Blazers with the whiskey dents. Yeah. So that was cool to be running through a field with the with the sheriff's department back home and and that that square body. I'll tell you what.
01:28:46
Speaker
I love me a good old Chevy square body anyways, but when you put the red and blues and the sheriff decals on it, oh, man, that was sexy as shit. And looking at my rear view, I'm not going to lie, I was kind of in awe. I'm like, fucking sexy, man. You put a two-step in a two-step rear end of that thing?
01:29:06
Speaker
just two wheel drive you put a sexy like dana 60 rear end in that thing it's like even two wheel drive off-road you're you're gonna outrun the police that's what um ah brand have a problem catching moonshiners up here it's like hey you're good as long as you're on pavement but do you hit off road where we're running over trees and shit you're fucked you're done you're not going to catch us i got i got nothing back in the day i got nothing wrong with low lowered vehicles as long as it's done right and they look good um yeah I'll admire them. I would never own one. I would never do it myself. Back in the day, I was in a little car club, and it was called Altitude Adjustments because it was like right around the time that Fast and Furious came out. All my buddies and lowering everything.
01:29:50
Speaker
And I had my Bronco. And they're like, well, it's not a lowrider club because we got Glick's dumbass in here with his big monster truck. And when we would go to car shows, I had a buddy of mine who had a Ford Probe.
01:30:02
Speaker
And his Ford Probe, he could drive it in between my tires on my Bronco. So when we would go car shows, wow i would I would park my truck at an angle, and he would pull in between my tires and and have his probe underneath my Bronco.
01:30:16
Speaker
It was the coolest fucking setup ever. However, there was not a speed bump that that kid did not come across that he got stuck on. Yeah.
01:30:28
Speaker
He got stuck on every goddamn speed bump he came across. And he would try to go across them at it like an angle. And then his car would just be sitting there at an angle teeter tottering. So check this out. So um my, I have a 2006 Dodge Ram. The shifts Illinois went out on it.
01:30:45
Speaker
You know, went to lit mode, and I just kept fucking running. I said, fuck it. and Well, the shift solenoid finally went out. So that's like an extra $750, $800. So um I wanted to sell the truck, but I thought, man, I'm going to go ahead and take that and fix that transmission because the powertrain on the Dodge is still pretty good.
01:31:01
Speaker
so But I wanted to change the body style on it and turn that thing into a Warthog from Halo. Oh, shit. Yeah. so I still have my welder and shit like that. so like I can go ahead and and yank everything off of it.
01:31:14
Speaker
The tip them is bad, but I don't need the whole tip. and That's an extra $800. So I'm looking like what? $1,700 overall. Yeah. don't even pay them. overall yeah yeah so i don't even hear So, yeah. So, for those that don't know, the Tip-Em is like the brain center of the fuse box for the for the entire electric system. Oh, my yeah, T-I-P-Em, Tip-Em, is what we call it. So, which is really bad Dodge, especially they're their ah late 90s, especially the Durangos, to what, like 2010 Glick? Their Tip-Ems were really bad.
01:31:48
Speaker
um i'm not i I like Dodge pickup trucks, but I'm not bad. So it basically... the the Go ahead. I'm sorry. No, was just going say, I'm not a fan of anything Dodge does. I like their truck i like their trucks. I would never own one again.
01:32:05
Speaker
Come on, Dodge. Get your shit together. You've been building the cars for 20 years. There's no plastic parts in your goddamn transmissions. And it wasn't bad until... ah what was it, Chrysler-Benz, when they merged and they they bought them and they started fucking with the body style and they still had front end issues with them and they still do to this day, like the whole fucking brakes, everything from the A-frame to to the fucking brakes, everything, it was all screwed up.
01:32:31
Speaker
So, which is really, really, really bad for them. It's like, okay, you have an amazing powertrain, but everything else is shit. That was basically Dodge from 95 present.
01:32:43
Speaker
five to present um And I say till present because even though they've had some transmission issues because their engines were ever torqued, that's understandable.
01:32:55
Speaker
It happened with diesel engines when Cat released the 3046E model. You know, the the the basically the V8 diesel that had the little fuel pump that looked like a V8 and they were eating up the fuller transmissions.
01:33:07
Speaker
um automatic or standards it was just stupid anyhow so yeah they've they've still had those same damn issues even the german engineers can't even figure it out they have come up right they've still had issues and it's like move the fucking wheel back for once to to fix your front end issues and then worry about the rest of the powertrain So I'm going to go ahead and do that because the transmission is still good. Planetary is good. Sun gear is good.
01:33:35
Speaker
It's just that part of the electrical side of it. They they can't figure it out. And i ah I told my wife, I was like, I can either sell it for $4,000 or I can go ahead and make whatever the hell I want to.
01:33:48
Speaker
I mean, if you got the money to do whatever you want with the do it, do whatever you want with it. Give me just a minute. Let me catch up with the chat because that guy and Shaman are blowing it up over here. And I got to say, I got to go i got every yeah but you got to respect the build, man. If a build looks good and it's done right and it's not shoddy, you got to respect it. Whether you like low riders or you like lifted trucks, you know, I don't know anything about cars.
01:34:11
Speaker
I'm not car guy. I'll be the first one to say it. It's no big secret here on the network. I'm an idiot. I'm lucky that I can change a tire, change oil and put gas in my car at the end of the day. If I see something and it looks good, i'm like, hell yeah.
01:34:25
Speaker
But if I also see something that looks whack as fuck, like what Shaman said, and I'm catching up with you guys. I'm going to get you guys. I'm in the market for a truck right now. I want one that has a little bit of a lift on it. I don't know that I'll ever skyjack a lift it or truck again unless I build one. And I won't say that I'm going to build one. I'm going to have Wally build one for me.
01:34:50
Speaker
And that'll be my play toy. But my Bronco was always in fields and muds and stuff like that. But yeah, man, when you got, when you, when you lifted and you got every accessory under the sun and and don't get me started on Jeeps, I'll, I'll, I'll go on a whole rant about Jeeps and Jeep owners because you guys might be, you might be, and you're right up there with another class of people that drive a certain type of vehicle. You might be the biggest douchebags on the planet.
01:35:16
Speaker
Let me know how you feel. yeah um i was in I was in a car club at that time too. Yeah, man, when I was in my late teens, early 20s, I was in a car club. where We had a lot of fun.
01:35:30
Speaker
um yeah right Yeah, right? If you weren't in a car club in the 90s, man, Nils had it right there in the chat. I'm catching up with you guys. Hold on. I'm coming. I got two cars for sale if you want one. Oh, God, Shaman.
01:35:41
Speaker
I'll give $1.50 for both of them. I'll buy that for $1. My club was named street image. Hell yeah. Yeah. Altitude adjustments. Shout out to the guys. You know I don't talk to any of those guys. I run into a couple of them around. So shout out, man. We had a lot of fun.
01:36:00
Speaker
Fuck no. that's So my, uh, he actually, he was friends with my older brother. They grew up together in South Carolina when, you know, after, um,
01:36:11
Speaker
um And it kind of we helped Benito burrito do the same thing, but he had a 95S10. You remember the old like speckled gray paint and shit you can get fucking get from Walmart, whatever? oh yeah, yeah, yeah. The the spray paint.
01:36:27
Speaker
Yeah, so we sprayed the entire dash, the fucking vents, everything on the front with that. And he had the extended cab, so we tore the seats out the extended cab, ah built the old plywood box frames where we put out, I think, like four, yeah, four 10-inch amps,
01:36:44
Speaker
like the old good, or I'm sorry, speakers, the old good speakers. And we put in an 800 Boss Pro, like, competition amp in the back. And then from the top, from the sides to the top, so where the windows would be, we put mirrors in and, like, customed all of that. So was, like, the interior was gray. So we used a gray with a green speckle because he had that Emerald green 95 EMC ah exterior paint.
01:37:13
Speaker
um And it was a gloss. It was it was a semi-gloss. It wasn't that gloss or matte. And it actually looked really, really good. So if you looked on the inside of the vehicle, looked like he had eight of those 10-inch speakers and with that boss amp we had to take out the glass and and reseal it because you know how um when you put in an amp with those speakers that much it would vibrate that metal so man we were putting in that that the hard foam rubber not that that cheap shit so it wouldn't vibrate as much and stuff when he would go to competitions dude we worked for like four months on that vehicle and he actually not won number one on that competition like that was a big thing
01:38:02
Speaker
of you just tuning in, welcome to Wally's Motorsports World. This is Mark Staken over, and I do a better job of hosting the car show than Wally does. So suck it, Walsyfus. That was a blast.
01:38:21
Speaker
so i get and they Oh, that's these tearsers but it. buddies. Cheers. think this is it. Yeah, man. and it like You weren't playing that cheap shit or that new shit. like you This was not like Wump. There it is. you know We were playing like DJ Magic Mike. There it is. We're the original. I remember going to car shows. The guy said, bass, man. Hello, baby. What was it? Mike make the go, And just fucking lower it.
01:39:03
Speaker
i see this coming alone in the in this possibly this you will a nimb but see popping on up doesn ice is so my god YouTube award of the week. If Wally, too, did while we were talking about cars, he would probably lose his mind because he'd be like, why is this jackass talking about cars right now? He's stealing his goddamn thunder right now.
01:39:31
Speaker
I am, and I'm doing it better than him. We were buying factory stock shit. Either with a boost of sound system or you were buying fucking computer chips. If a Wally get in that, it's not. Or you were buying computer chips in like $96. Before the box of that aerodynamic body style, you were the buying you you were the buying you know stock shit and putting sound systems in it, like badass sound systems, or you were putting in the fucking racing chips, which was like three to five grand.
01:40:02
Speaker
DJ Magic Mike, make the car go boom, boom. See, he knows. she it was
01:40:15
Speaker
Motorboating son of a bitch. Our generation created this culture. Gen X created this culture because that's all we have. I mean, I had ah i had a pretty nice system in that in my my Bronco. I had at four 15s in the back and two 12s under the back seat and highs and lows and all that. I don't even know what that shit is. I'll be 100% honest with you. I had a buddy of mine who now has a shop out in California and a shop he's got well i don't He might have closed one down in California. But he had like six shops.
01:40:48
Speaker
And he was doing very well for himself. And you know he was like, can I experiment with your truck? I got so much room. And I'm like, whatever, dude. I had toggle switches for everything that I didn't know what they did. As long as he only wanted to experiment with your truck and not your wife.
01:41:03
Speaker
well Well, I was 16 at the time, so I wasn't married. Or I'm sorry. I know what kind of weird, normish, Amish... We had sound systems.
01:41:18
Speaker
Jedi, some weird, footman, Amish, Canadian type guy. He was probably married at 12, but... ew. We had sound systems like Pioneer, like ah the up-to-date Pioneer.
01:41:30
Speaker
six discs or just a simple one disc CD systems and 600 to 800 amp bus. very am budd and big time Fucking inch top of the line speakers that we bought at Radio Shack and wouldn't even let their techs put it in because we're like, we're going to buy this shit, we're going put it home because we knew how how was it worked. We've got plenty of inline fuses.
01:41:57
Speaker
We're going to do this shit ourselves. and like come over and do it all the people in the club would come over and do it glitz that picture behind you makes you look like you have devil horns
01:42:12
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what the picture behind you it's got a light up in the light up in the middle kind of blocks it off and the black connects with your hat and it looks like devil horns oh no those are vegan those are definitely peeking or Well, apparently, and you know, I might have had devil horns about a half hour or so ago when I kind of lost my cool. du Well, yeah, it works. That's I'm saying. It works. There was no Kuna Matata earlier. A villain. A villain rises. That's what I'm to title, and I put the audio up on Spotify. i'm going to title it, A Villain Like you said, it's the origin story.
01:42:55
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nothing we were all in it for it oh Everybody put it on your calendar. You can all say we were here for fucking doomsday when Glick went fucking south. but Oh, shit. I was going to say, Kayla was not being friendly in the background. You guys just couldn't hear. I saw the comments.
01:43:18
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know We all saw the comments. um the comments The comments were PG. Those were family friendly. Oh, the comments here she was making out loud were worse? Oh, you could definitely tell she was holding back. You could definitely tell. think the Hawaii answer would make you a little bit more easygoing.
01:43:38
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well When somebody ah you know is on here and they're a Flyers fan or a Ravens fan and they're just blah blah blah, blah, blah, it's like you might as well just say you're a fucking Mets fan this year and just let it I still have. I have check right here. It's in my heart and in my brain.
01:43:52
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Can you ask what? I'm sorry. What, Bradley? Can you ask what? wrestling question. Fuck those sports. you mind if I ask you a wrestling question? Wait a minute. Fuck those four. there's there's um' kind of pissed off at wrestling right now. And and I'll say that because they they forced Rey Mysterio to remove his mask.
01:44:09
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Wait, wait, wait. That was 30 years ago. 1942, 1997? What What's going on here? I'm mad that they replaced the horse and buggy with vehicles.
01:44:22
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Yeah. They still did it again. And then it's like, man, and was mixing work with new culture the mask is everything. well they with the el american grill they have another co Will they have another Kevin Nash? No. el run have ever home stink no Will they have another NWO? No.
01:44:44
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And and that's that's the thing that with wrestling today needs to change. They need to get more vicious like they did in the mid to late 90s. don't know you've seen WrestleMania, but Cody Rhodes walked around for three weeks with Randy Orton's shoe imprint on his face.
01:45:00
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i It's all my fault I never got into wrestling I would have been the next big thing But anyways What is your wrestling question Bradley?
01:45:11
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What do you feel about them Taking out the new day Because did you think there's any kind of coincidence With the fact that Paige Is now again a part of And Kofi Kingston jizzed all over her. And now they're. Not Kofi, Xavier. Oh, yeah. Xavier was. I'm sorry. Xavier. Yeah, that's my bad. You mean Xavier. Kofi probably jizzed on her too.
01:45:34
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You mean Xavier and Maddox doing an Eiffel Tower on Paige? Yep. Yeah. And now she's hired and he's persona non grata. They're all gone now.
01:45:48
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and I heard the big dump. I dumped a lot of people, but I didn't know the top. Sidebar real quick, because Kayla doesn't know what an Eiffel Tower is. And for anybody else who doesn't know what an Eiffel Tower is, it's YouTube, if you're listening, X, if you're listening, or Facebook, especially Facebook, if you're listening, this is for educational purposes only. An Eiffel Tower is where, it's also called a spit roast, is where it's two guys and a girl.
01:46:15
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And the girl's in the middle, and she's doing one thing with her mouth here, and then the other guy's behind her. So it looks like an Eiffel Tower, especially if you high-five. Yes. Oh, you got to be high. I'm thinking, like, is she bent over? Like, is she completely like that? One in the front, one in the back high-five is called an Eiffel Tower.
01:46:32
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Okay, yeah, you got to be high-fiving it. Yeah. Apparently, it's more accurate, but the Eiffel Tower classes. going to go ahead and put it out there. I watched the page videos.
01:46:43
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I'm not mad at her. I wish she would have done it after she got the new after she got her new friends, but I'm not mad at her. Cheers to you. You're a rock star, Paige. At the end of the day, I've seen all the videos.
01:46:57
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She's a dirty little whore. How many other titles do you think should be jizzed on? Oh, yeah, no, i i would' never i would never put myself in an Eiffel Tower situation.
01:47:08
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What do you think is worse? I don't want to run the risk of making eye contact with another dude when we're when we're like doing things. so and But also at the same time. That's devil's three way.
01:47:20
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and it's a threeway that yeah have homeward is good like god damn it You run the risk of shillelaghs touching in transition. yeah and I don't want my shillelagh to touch another shillelagh unless it's Jedi's shillelagh. That's accidental docking. And we under charge for that on our program. Also, if there's two guys and one girl involved, you have to be careful because you could get caught up in friendly fire.
01:47:45
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Yeah, I've seen those videos. i actually looked them up. but Struggle's real. was why um I'm going to send you something, Glick.
01:47:59
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Send me it where? are we i didn't have each other's contact information? I feel like we do. both know iron wolfage gmail dot com I know we talked about it after stream one night, but yeah, this is actually the first horn that I personally carved. i Oh, yeah. Give me some of that. Bradley, don't look in the private chat.
01:48:18
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Uh-oh. I had another question, though. Yeah, don't look in the private chat. You'll come. Oh, boy. Speaking of coming, what do you think is worse?
01:48:32
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What do you think is more worse or disrespectful? Somebody dropping a title belt in the garbage or somebody having a man jizz on the title belt? What's what's worse?
01:48:43
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jez Definitely in the garbage. Oh, okay. No, no, no. as one more garbage I say jizz and my vote overrules and i will we win. as as as as the As the host of the show and as the creator and founder and god of the network, ah I would jizz on those if we requested to. Oh, my goodness. God can be jizzed on.
01:49:11
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Well, you didn't actually, ah Jedi, you didn't give your... sexualal jedi and you know that I think anything with jizz I don't want to do unless I'm doing the jizzing. So will it's more disrespectful to jizz on something than to throw down i'm telling you now it it out. Steph, Steph, Steph. Nils Googling page videos right now. They're there. Trust
01:49:35
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She's a champ. You will not be disappointed. No. A lot of jizz. Let let me know if you received that. m she She's another love loving in the jizz. Fucking page.
01:49:48
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she got like she's She's a whole fucking bullshit. Steph is one of the funniest people that gets on YouTube. She is the funniest. Let me know if you received that.
01:50:01
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I received it. I just sent Nils a dick pic. Oh shit. Oh my god. That's a dick pic? He's going to he's gonna have to zoom in when he gets hit.
01:50:11
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already Zoomed in. Did somebody put your fucking phone number in the chat? What the fuck is that? Shut up, Bradley. Yeah. number is 8-6-7-5-3-0-9.
01:50:22
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Oh! No, don't do your doxing! 5-3-0-9. 5-3-0-9. 5-3-0-9.
01:50:27
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no don't do your doing real na real na and Hey, there's a guy everybody, everybody call and text that immediately.
01:50:39
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He works in machining. This is kind of funny. it's It's one of those like ironic stories. So ah his mom um started working at the ER that I used to work with Jed on his whole backstory. I actually trained his mom.
01:50:52
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So I didn't know that he had worked at Toyota. He's a huge wrestling fan. so we're always talking about metal and and wrestling and stuff at work. So there was a guy that had worked there. um at Toyota and told him, you know, Hey, wrestling's fake and stuff. You should give him shit about it. And he's like, no it's not, man. That's shit's cool. Shit.
01:51:09
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So, uh, yeah. Anyways, after work, he, he saw that guy and the guy was giving him shit. Like the local Exxon gas station. He beat that dude, like a circus monkey. so yeah Like he's autistic as fuck too. So like nobody messed with him anymore. So the other day I came by and I was like, Hey man, ah your team leader said that ah wrestling is fake.
01:51:29
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He started going off and then the team leader walked up and he's like, ah Hey man, Nils told me that you said wrestling is fake. And he's like, yeah, i did actually. He goes, you motherfucker. Like his bla I said, I'm not going to X on after work. I'm just saying.
01:51:46
Speaker
I'm not going to do that same thing that the guy did during the interview. say, is this
Wrestling Nostalgia and Critiques
01:51:50
Speaker
fake? And you give him a slap right in the fucking ear. Is this fake? That's how we hit. That's how we hit in the ring. slept Enjoy that. know You're welcome, buddy. Not just everybody gets that.
01:52:00
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Yeah, yeah, I feel that. Yeah, enjoy that. yeah that's and That's something we talk about. It's like, you know, that blood, that shit's not fake. ah You know, the cage matches the shit. There's sometimes...
01:52:13
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The only thing fake about it is it predetermined. And who knows how many other sports are like that nowadays. Jesus Christ. Yeah, shit. Like most of them. Man, i'd like I believe the NFL is rigged. That's the way I watch college football. But like the the mid to late 90s, that shit, there was a lot of aggression in there. and Oh, yeah. Especially when Brett hit. When Brett hit.
01:52:33
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when when bread hit
01:52:37
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Remember when Scotty 2 Hottie did the worm? There was lot of aggression there. Oh, yeah. He wormed the fuck out of that. That roid race can't go so fucking far until you get pissed off. Like, when you're like, hey, man, you're not the same. Unless it comes out, I'm going to change this shit in a fucking ring.
01:52:54
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Yes. Yes, it yes it was, Steph. It was from the angle of someone looking at it straight off. No, there's no such thing as a dick that fucking straight. It's a fucking acorn micro dick. There's no, no, that's a micro dick penis. Bradley, you're getting really invested in this. I know, because I know what a micro dick is. I'm not going to get into the like the physiological notes. Hey, Bradley, come here, buddy. I got big shoulders. You could cry.
01:53:23
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He's got big shoulders for your small dick. You don't know. Bradley, I've seen a chicken pee pee before. I fucking know. He's like, I'm a motherfucker. He drives a big ass jacked up truck in Florida.
01:53:41
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You and your micro penis can buy Ford F-150 and do the Carolina squat. You can compensate, Bradley. You can compensate. I'm like a stud-filled mouse.
01:53:54
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God damn it, Glick. I compensate all the time in my team. Educated. i'm fucking You're welcome. You can use that because we're all musicians in our in our house and guitar players and shit.
01:54:20
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um not just admire on the president What the fuck? immediately I don't send a lot of dick pics in my life, but I felt like you deserved one.
01:54:32
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Okay, here you go. youre not you really You really earned it, bro. You really earned it. That's just a sneak preview of the Lazy Glicks Only Fans page. So go ahead and well button like, share, and subscribe to Lazy Glicks Only Fan page. There you go, Don't miss out, guys. Don't miss out.
01:54:47
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Opportunity of a life, man.
01:54:51
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You sent me something fucked up, I sent you something fucked up. So there you go Whoa, what's going on here? Oh. You can show that. Wow. My baby pictures look little there you go.
01:55:06
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My dick looks like somebody trying to play a game of go... golfer. I said that to Glick. I said that's my baby picture. That's what mine looked like, too. What the fuck was that? Yeah.
01:55:18
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My dick looks like basketball hoop. Are you use their money
01:55:32
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why dick looks like a basketball hoop yeah are you sure that's not your butthole yeah oh wait that is my butthole publish mu not superman walk it It looks like the fucked up Cheeto in the bag. The special Cheeto? Everybody's got one. you and know that you're The reason why Kayla's family is banned from watching Saturday Night Show.
01:56:02
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yeah well we do Every single one of you, she said, it's all your fault.
01:56:11
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She told her parents She told her parents She was like you can watch Any night of the week You're not allowed to watch Saturday night Yeah Which is probably The one on Saturday in Kentucky
01:56:26
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Because Bradley's here describing what his dick looks like, and he he says it looks like ah old Bob Barker's microphone. The place is wrong, is wrong. Oh, shit.
01:56:41
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Oh, shit.
01:56:46
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all plasma stuff yeah bradley ah yeah who oh great
01:56:57
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Well, Steph, you know, we're a bunch of guys with micropenes. Yeah, I have Jedi. um them what step has up yeah I will say Jedi has the largest micropene I've ever seen, it's still micro. it's on the Yeah, she looks crazy. She has a micropenis and a mega ego.
01:57:19
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Yeah, sha Shaman's micropenis looks like 1995 police maglite. ah I don't know why Shaman got brought into it. but i wish.
01:57:30
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Jesus Christ. Shaman is a legend. with your yeah death with yourly chapman is black We have no evidence of that. but I have to bring a i have to bring appalachian into this i'm hung like a studfield mouse o Yep.
01:57:50
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I had somebody tell me that one time. And I'm like, you know, you hung like a field mask. And I said, yeah, bitch. And it's from the ground. And your mom loves it. That's right. Every time we go outside, every time we go out into the yard, the pants are cold.
01:58:09
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Steph, we're not friends anymore. i mean I still love you, but from a distance now. so one that If your dick can fit inside of a toilet paper roll, that it's not it's it's a small dick, right? That's the rule.
01:58:21
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Wait, what? Hold on a second. If your dick can fit inside of a toilet paper roll... I'm going to regret this. I'm going regret this. It's a thing. Everybody knows this. Bradley, are you making prison pocket pussies?
01:58:36
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Yes, but that's where it's at. I mean, that's a hot market right now. You've never heard this rule that you got a small dick if it can fit inside of a toilet paper roll? I've never heard that before because have you ever seen a toilet paper roll?
01:58:49
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I mean, that's it's kind of girthy. It is. I think that's insane. But I've heard that from a lot of people that you got a... I mean, at the end of the day, I mean, you could have length... The dick isn't there, but the girth is perfectly fine.
01:59:07
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what yeah what you we We don't do that shit. We're in Appalachia. We measure that shit by mason drawers. If you clog a fucking mason drawer... Ladies and gentlemen, I can hear her laughing. She fucking knows. From a lady, from a woman, she said, if the girth is there and the length is not, it's okay.
01:59:28
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That's right. I'm s S.O.L. Because I don't have to. Well, you end up with you and me, Bradley. ah we're just that one buddy I'm so sorry. I don't know that a Hail Mary is going to save us in that matter. ah yeah ands i don't I don't trust people. think there's a G-spot in the asshole. so in the butthole so There you are. we what Black Asian. Blazian.
01:59:58
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Blazian. Yeah, Blazian. Now, there's a um a girl. um I did three days. Calm down.
02:00:07
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She was amazing. bigla i'm not doing just so you as was like well she was black she was blazing but she re oh i guess she was amazing she was just hand on today more She actually got pissed off. That's what they say. It's okay if you know how to use it. And I say, oh oh well, I guess if I take it and I stir it around, sometimes I grab it and I stir it around in there. And I guess that's okay. That's me. It didn't come with an instruction manual. I was born That's don't have to validate yourself, man.
02:00:44
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I know. all right. All right. Hold on a second. Hold on a second. All right. Hold on second. First and foremost. There's four dudes on this panel right now, and you know that there is no instruction manual needed for this order to get your rocks off. What we needed was an instruction manual for the female body parts because most of us are just left to our own devices and are fumble-fucking around and hoping that we do something right for him.
02:01:16
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I always wanted to make a meme like how to use this thing and one is like for the penis it's just like a pole pull start like a toilet to flush just pull it and for a woman you show a picture sort of a cockpit with all the bits of a fucking airplane with all the instruments of an airplane yeah what the fuck here's a here's the here our line so i i have four sons right and when i took my paramedic test up the five four skins i couldn't understand it so you know past of the fourth time i don't know if it was out of pity or whatever but so it's it's not the state but it's the national registry of a little bit of which you're on the registry
02:01:59
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Yeah. so yeah yeah what a sign on you called paramedic The funny thing is the headquarters of the National Registry of EMTs, so Basics and Paramedics, is in Columbus, Ohio.
02:02:14
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It's in Columbus, Ohio. Yeah. You know that. yeah You know that. yield um you know that Yes. no sometimes So the one the one part that I failed after having four children, the one part that I failed off the first two tests was the OBGYN section. I got to disagree with you, Shaman. I think women do communicate quite well.
02:02:39
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I think as men, we just don't listen. Not all of us. Hold on, hold on, hold on, hold on. i have to target against that because all men Not all men are are qualified as qualified as Sasquatches.
02:02:55
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you know Shut your mouth. but but the same time and i want you I want you to test this because Kayla knows this. so Men have a time where they like need to be alone. like We need to gather our own thoughts. We need to collect our own thoughts, get ourselves so we can remain to be strong men and do what we're supposed to do.
02:03:13
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Women cannot handle that. they can't under We want to be in that awkward silence. That's where we can gather our thoughts and we can think the best. Women cannot stand that awkward silence.
02:03:30
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And they they try to destroy men because of that. Not intentionally. not and that's they That's not their motive. but like we disappearance of the first about Are you about need time to masturbate?
02:03:46
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Or what your wife at, go get your wife. That's why, that's why, Hey, we go out into the fucking woods and we, we want to do this shit and this shit. and We just want to be around the fucking silence.
02:03:58
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And we're, but it's, it's proven of, it's a proven fact. Women could not stand that awkward silence. They can't because then they get caught up in their heads and all this shit's going on and they're blame and all this stuff and like their mind works 10,000 times faster than a man's does.
02:04:17
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We want to take that time to where we can gather our thoughts. Women can't do that because if we're silent against, you know hey, we want to go and we want to be completely surrounded by silence, gather our thoughts, they think that we're thinking something bad about them.
02:04:30
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ah yeah Yeah, I was dealing with that today. But... ah
02:04:36
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That's what made him put on that shirt. But also, but also, but, but, but I'm not wrong. I was dealing with that today, but also, also, i mean, not all men because I'm not that you usually. And I blame the fact that being the only boy surrounded by women, that I have a lot of feminine tendencies.
02:04:55
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ah My, my mind and my brain is always going 9,000 miles an hour and 4,700 different directions. Yeah. But but this this is this right here, and and and and and I know, and actually, you know what?
02:05:13
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i think I think, yeah, I got to agree with you. You know what? I was trying to disagree with you, but I got to agree with you. I got agree with you. That's hardest this my this is This show in particular is my decompression time. Oh, this yeah. This is when I This is when process and deal with the you know everything for the week.
02:05:38
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and And I know I get myself in trouble. And it's not like Kayla's done anything wrong. No, absolutely not. she's roll and up At all, Saturday nights, I get a little drunk, and then i I process everything because, and I've told her this. This is no big secret. Unfortunately, I don't have that luxury in life where I can take a time out and, and like, go...
02:06:04
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Kayla, this is how men de-stress. This is how we recalibrate. So if we ignore you for a short period of time, especially when we're alone, that's how we reset. but yeah um maate we we we We get realigned with shit, and we have to we have to step away from everything. and my fats We to her about it.
02:06:30
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We will talk to her about it. And tell her to come out here. We're at, you know, at the same time, i like I feel like if I told Kayla, like, hey, I need to like,
02:06:42
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Well, and okay, hold on a second. This is a double-edged sword. Some women are hey or he done with husbands bro whatever. It's like we need our alone time to recalibrate instead so we can become better men.
02:06:55
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that this is This is a double-edged sword. and this is so I feel like if I was like, hey, I'm going to go for a drive. I'll be back in a little bit. Hey, she'll be like, okay, cool.
02:07:09
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Jason Aldean literally wrote a song about it. yeah But B, then when I come back home, she's going to be panicked and freaked out like something's wrong. and it's Where were you? What's her name? Let me get your phone. dotda that No. You just need to cool off for a while, and that's a good thing.
02:07:25
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We just need to be alone, our get our shit together so we can support you better. We can get our plan together in our head and come back and be better. That's why we're going to make a better breakfast in the morning. Anytime that you lose your temper or something and you're able to step back and get away from it, that's an actual good thing.
02:07:42
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Because you can you can rationalize a lot better when you're not in the moment. Oh, yeah. If I get mad, I do cut firewood. i cut When you're fucking pissed, you're ready to fucking rip somebody's fucking head off. And if you can take a breath and calm down for a second, it's going to start being a gas story. Hold on one second real quick. Ladies and gentlemen, Wally's Motorsports has now ended. And welcome back to a nonsensical network podcast.
02:08:09
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oldie but a goodie that was put to bed. Men caring for men. Where we talk about men's mental health. Right here on the Nonsensical Network. Anyways, please continue.
02:08:21
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body and like I don't think Kayla would ever get mad at me if I said, hey, I need to go for a drive. I think she would, I actually, let me rephrase that. I know that she would be like, go do what you got to do. But then when I came back home, she would be more worried.
02:08:37
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Like something was wrong. She did something, you know, she wouldn't be mad at me for it. Yeah. A lot of times I yell at my girl to get the fuck out and leave me alone. I'm the one that just fucking left it. At night, she's upstairs. She's in bed relaxing. She's resetting. She's doing her thing. I'm cool with that. She knows I'm on here. But if I said, hey, guys, I'm going go in the woods, text Angie, hey, I'm going to stay the woods all night. She's not going to say, hey, what's wrong? She understands.
02:09:03
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And even though dark, she's going to be worried because that's what women do. They worry about their protectors, their guardians. You know, the ones that you know, the ones that are there and they want to be there for the for the rest of their life. But she at the same time, it's it's a double edgeged sword. Like you said earlier, they they're going to worry about us because that's naturally what women do.
02:09:24
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So it's like they know that we can we can survive. We can we can adapt and and protect ourselves, but they're never going to stop worrying. and And that's that like 100% constant anxiety that goes through a woman's mind. Because we can protect ourselves, but there's 99 ways to die. Yeah. So like sit in a room with Kayla never say a word and watch the conversation. come We do that quite a bit. And then that' that's nothing against them. And it's nothing against us. That's just the behavior between men and women. They don't like a lot of challenge.
02:09:59
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And they don't like us not them about our problems and stuff like that. They, they, they want us to say, Hey, what's wrong with you? They want us to spill that. It's like, Hey, I'm caught in my own head.
02:10:10
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Just ah this is how a man deals with it. Whether he's off at the shooting range with friends at a bar, whatever, that's how we deal with it. You know, time they're in constant worry. Like their anxiety level through the fucking roof. Yeah.
02:10:25
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They're always worrying. Yeah, like yeah if I put the wrong colors in with the laundry, they're always worrying. Yeah, they're tearing up. It's going to stain fuck i've given this lecture I've given this lecture to nurses at work when I worked at the Eeyore, and I was like, that's why you guys are always there for assholes, because you want to take care of somebody.
02:10:45
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It's in your nature. We know you don't.
02:10:49
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I'm too funny to have a girlfriend. I've got a really cute dog. Oh, wait, I know what she's saying. I'm funny as looking. Son bitch. Kayla is very protective as well. well So so if if i if i start to get unhinged She don't even have to know why I'm unhinged.
02:11:13
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She's just automatically going to be become unhinged. So, like, they order yeah earlier, I being... Yeah, even being... Before I kind of lost my shit, she already knew that I was annoyed and aggravated. So she was already over here, worked the fuck up.
02:11:37
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You guys couldn't hear her. But she was already worked the fuck up. And then what i when I finally was like, enough is enough. And I was kind of, i i don't think I blew up too much at the end of the day. But I kind of, you know, lost my cool a little bit. She she got up and went out and got me a beer and came back in here and handed me a beer. She said, good job, baby. Do you think if I was fucking angry at you and you got up and poured me a glass of whiskey that I'd Continue being angry. I'm really glad we're talking to.
02:12:11
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an imaginary woman. So Angie was like, man, I got a craving for wings. And I'm, you know, as a guy, I'm like, fuck yeah, wings. Fuck yeah, we already got alcohol.
02:12:21
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We're buying the fucking wings. I'm down for this shit. You know, when the wife said, I'm down for wings. I want to take a shot tequila. Let's do it a Saturday night. Let's go for this shit. I made the wings and shit, but I was like, you know, hey, we need to do some some dishes. I'm going to do the dishes for you.
02:12:37
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You did it the last two times. I was too tired. Come on. that I'm going to step up and be the man and say, hey, you get to relax. You're the queen of the house. I alluded to the dishwasher. She said, I'm going to do the dishes.
02:12:49
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I'm like, what the fuck? don't have dishwasher. And then ah I'm sorry, you're poor. But anyhow, so she's I'm going to go ahead and load the dishwasher. I'm like, no, no.
02:12:59
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She's like, you're cooking. You're doing all this stuff. You did the hardest part of loading the dishwasher. Unloading the clean shit is hard to a woman, by the way. One second, Nils. Hold on. One second, Nils. I got to give props.
02:13:10
Speaker
I got to give you props without missing a beat. Without missing a beat. You drop that on Bradley and then just continue your story. He's talking about how hard it is to wash dishes. If I had a goddamn dishwasher, she wouldn't have to do shit. I always rinse off everything I have. But if I could just throw it in a contraption and then it's clean. Oh my God. I wouldn't know she would have to do shit. I always rinse off. He's like, you can't afford a girlfriend or a dishwasher. Just stop. Just stop.
02:13:44
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No, I clean the shit out of my dishes. As soon as I'm done with them, I clean the shit out of them. I spray them with the fucking spray, you know, shit, and then I rinse them off. And if I had a goddamn dishwasher, all I had to do was throw it in there. She wouldn't have to do shit. But I got to bet she actually washes my fucking dishes.
02:14:02
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I shouldn't call her a bitch. Is it charging? That's what Caleb will appreciate this. We got a breath. like they on we don't Like, there's no, like, shit with a bunch of stuff on it. We hand wash our dishes and then put them in the dishwasher. All right, fine. You got to rinse them.
02:14:24
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You do what I said I do. Whoopty fucking do. And it'll be here in, like, a day or two. Oh, shit. I hear a Bigfoot burping. Oh, no, shit, with that not charging.
02:14:39
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I can't stand. I'm looking right now. I'm going to do that shit while she's upstairs. like The whole entire kitchen will be cleaned by the time she wakes up. they call Whatever pictures. or audio no she can I do the fucking lawn.
02:14:54
Speaker
I mow the fucking lawn. You think a woman can handle a lawn? You're out of your mind. No, I will tell you what. I will tell you, i agree with that, Bradley. I agree with that because in Scandinavian culture, anything on the inside of the home is a woman's.
02:15:08
Speaker
you dropp the m She wants to do whatever. Hey, baby, exactly that's fine. that's right Anything outside of the home? Anything outside of a man's home is anything outside of the home is a man's domain. Anything on the inside of the home is a woman's domain.
02:15:24
Speaker
That is Scandinavian culture. I want new appliances. I want to repaint the walls. I want to redecorate whatever. no Hey, that's cool. I'm with you. You're not touching my grass. You're not touching my plants.
02:15:39
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That's the thing in Scandinavia. Even today. I mean, it's ah it's it's existed for thousands of years. But as a family, we're a little bit different because we have to look at this shit every day. So we always say, hey, what about this? What about this?
02:15:54
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you think about What about it? And we get everybody's opinion about it. What about Bob? If someone has a better idea or whatever. But ultimately, mom, the queen of the house, has a say-so inside the house.
02:16:07
Speaker
Yo, I fucked up my wrist fucking mowing my lawn because I was using my push mower. I used i was just going to do around my house with the push mower, which is easy as fuck. But I got this big-ass side lawn. And I usually wait until I got my riding mower going.
02:16:22
Speaker
But I like, no, I got to fucking do it. The grass was getting too long. and It was right it's raining too much. It was the perfect time. It hadn't rained for a while. It dried up and it was going to rain again. was going to keep raining. So I like, fuck, I got to do it. Because it was it was too long. And if it got any longer, it was going to break my fucking lawnmower. I've i've done that before. it it fucks it up. I feel that. Yeah, I get that. Yeah.
02:16:47
Speaker
So I had to do it. But i only did like. I cut my lawn off a little bit. and I left the back area. I didn't mow it. I'm like, fuck it. know It fucked my wrist up real bad. ah man Suck it up and go on. yeah i i man Trust me. I get that. you know bradley If you had a Hawaiian shirt, I bet your wrist would feel better.
02:17:08
Speaker
You're right. <unk> is what i go that angle It's got a little hill to it, so I'm like really pushing it. and this With what I just said, makes fat guys look good.
02:17:23
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a I've got a khaki on my head. I think it's either blue or black. It's upstairs. Oh, Barry! I've got the khaki. It's dark gray or black or blue.
02:17:37
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remember I'm going to get my watermelon shirt on, man. Get it on, Nils. We need to see it now. If you put your watermelon shirt on, I'm going to put my Gallagher shirt on.
02:17:48
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Oh, my God. go awesome Ladies and gentlemen, if you're watching, don't forget, we have the Saturday nights, we have the open panel, and everybody and anybody is welcome to join us. that On YouTube, the link is pinned. I don't think you guys can see it on Twitter, but if you jump from Twitter and yeah or X or whatever it's fucking called and you come to our YouTube page and you want to get on the panel, you're more than welcome to jump on the panel with us.
02:18:14
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everyone Everyone is welcome. Why the fuck do you think I'm here? Bradley is proof of this concept. we we had a We had a retarded stork from Baltimore on here earlier.
02:18:26
Speaker
so He's also a Flyers fan. i mean like Tell me you suck without saying your life sucks. Wait, did you say stork like the bird that delivers babies?
02:18:38
Speaker
A stork from Baltimore. I mean, you might as well say you're fucking Mets fan was for baseball. I don't know what he's saying, man. Brad wondering... You know, just admitting your baseball fan is already bad enough. Wanked too much and hurt his wrist. I had to come up with a story. He said, no. No, I did mow my lawn. But I masturbate a lot, too. It doesn't...
02:19:05
Speaker
Correct, Steph. I only needed two fingers to masturbate. Wait, you double-clicked the mouth? Ha, ha, ha.
02:19:15
Speaker
Oh, it's got to do with my wrist. My wrist still hurts. Thanks for having me up here. And I do appreciate you. Bradley has a vagina. yes bradley has a vagina Oh, no. If I had a vagina, I would definitely fit more fingers. You would have time on the internet if he had a vagina. I'd be a thick whore. He'd just be in there all day. Thick. Thick whore. Thanks for having me. Thanks for having me. God bless all those thick whores out there. Oh, my God. I'm going to start playing with Wally.
02:19:51
Speaker
Thick lick. i went to apparentlyley wally think thick lick yeah That's exactly where they come from, Shaman. That's how my kids got here. The storks just dropped them off. Aw, shit. WT's guy the building. bob Well, the thing yeah yeah there is... What's going on, everybody? What's up, Eddie?
02:20:17
Speaker
Hey, good to see you, brother. We're getting lewd in the neighborhood. We'll just... Not Mr. Rogers' neighborhood. He wouldn't allow us there. No. He washed his feet with an Asian person. He doesn't drink. and He doesn't smoke. He's a fine-loving wife.
02:20:35
Speaker
you see that episode where Mr. Rogers washed his feet with ah an African-American? That was disgusting. That was fucking disgusting. Said the most racist person ever.
02:20:48
Speaker
be Calm down, Bradley. I'm joking. I'm just having fun. It's all that matters. Bradley, you're doing a great job. i'm glad still Again. Just joking around. no I don't mean anything. that every Anything I say, I don't mean. That's how I feel. I don't mean anything I say.
02:21:09
Speaker
and Bradley's greatest joke bradley's greatest joke was who won the Tour France. o oh the fifth panzler division I don't get it, but it's my joke. I don't either. I don't like i don't like jokes about bicycling.
02:21:27
Speaker
No, it's not. God damn it. Alright, moving on. I guess I'd be retarded if I don't get my own jokes.
02:21:39
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ah Damn it, Bradley. We just talked about this. You need to calm down. I'm sorry. I can't say the R word. I apologize. Shoot. Wait, which R word? There's some people that need double stuffed Oreos. more than one, Bradley.
02:21:53
Speaker
Reginald. and Rogaine. Rectum. Rogaine. Damn near killed him.
02:22:01
Speaker
Prolapse rectum. Damn near killed him. Raptor. Anyone next to Kentucky Army? Oh, I've been watching the Kentucky Derby just to make fun of the stupid giant hats that some women are wearing. I will be honest, Eddie. I got an alert a month ago, and I did not know it was this weekend until I got the yeah ESPN alert a couple hours ago. there's a Female center record.
02:22:28
Speaker
A woman made history today. Oh, shit. A woman? First time ever. First female trainer to win the Kentucky Derby. Wait, trainer or jockey?
02:22:40
Speaker
Yeah, jockey's more impressive. Yeah, but boo, who gives a shit? Ride the fucking horse and I'll give a shit. Ride horse, bitch. Ride the horse. Say the cowboy, ride the fucking horse and I'll give a shit. Reverse cowboy, yes, but anyway. um Fuck you, bitch. I saw the... No, I guess that breed horse, the one like this 22nd... You said it was.
02:23:08
Speaker
i'm tryingify I got the ESPN alert earlier. One is like 22nd straight win.
02:23:17
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Jockey. Golden Tempo. Whenever a woman does something amazing, there's always a guy in the room that's always shitting on them. That's me. Golden Tempo was the horse with the female jockey. they're into that kind of thing, then Bradley's not the back of the pack To win the one hundred and fifty second running of the Kentucky Derby.
02:23:35
Speaker
There was a female Derby. I did not know the Kentucky Derby was the best weekend. Right now, yeah. Right now. Triple crown race after Jenna Antonucci won with Artangelo in the 2023 Belmont Stakes.
02:23:53
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So the one that won it now was Duvall is the second woman trainer to win a triple crown race. She won the Derby in her first opportunity eight years after starting her own stable.
02:24:07
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Written by Jose Ortiz and with a crowd of more than 100,000 watching and roaring a Churchill Downs Golden Tempo past favorite Renegade just before the wire to win the one and a quarter mile race and two minutes, seconds, two seconds.
02:24:24
Speaker
or ah Yeah. two se hu brandities odd twenty At an odd of to one, Golden Tempo paid dollars and twenty four cents to win so with with the odds data essential for that that's a hell of a lot of money She didn't win shit.
02:24:45
Speaker
Jose Ortiz. Shut the fuck up, dude. Jose did it. Jose did it. Jose did it. Jose didn't own the horse. He rode the He didn't own the horse. That's the important part of riding the horse. How do you think horse got to it? You're the one doing it. Who cares who owned it? It's all about Jose. If you're Tony Hawk doing the tricks on a skateboard, who gives a shit if he owns a skateboard? Tony Hawk makes more money than you. This is my problem with piss ants, right? You know, a female does something amazing.
02:25:18
Speaker
A female does something amazing and men shit on them. Jose's not a female. Go fuck yourself, Jose is not a female. That's the reason why you're single. So the the the owner of the horse was a female. The the rider was her brother. But i'm not going to talk shit about Tony Hawk because he's an amazing human being. Oh, God. We got a white savior for the female. And he makes more money. I'm going to tickle your toes, bro. yeah what your to A female do it better, though.
02:25:57
Speaker
Tony Hawk is more famous than anybody on this panel. so I don't give a shit who owns Escape or who owns Escape. Men are superior to women. Women are inferior. We are the You go to hell.
02:26:08
Speaker
Bradley, only a person with bucket hat would say shit like that. Blake, do you watch MLW Major League yeah i don't even know i don't think it's I see it come up every once in a while. I don't watch it like religiously. they Check it out because of Karrion Kross.
02:26:32
Speaker
yeah Oh, is Karrion Kross in MLW now? Yeah, bro. have and he's the he's the world heavyweight he's the heavyweight champion over at one love them i don't think it's funny
02:26:53
Speaker
That's where Jacob Fartou came from. That's where Jacob Fartou came from, MLW. I know. yeah I used to watch it more.
02:27:04
Speaker
kind of fell off. I didn't know Karrion Kross was over there. and They especially didn't know he was the champ. Yeah. Welcome back, Robert. I was actually at the event at the event that Karrion Kross won the title for him.
02:27:20
Speaker
and wrote the in themin Hells yeah. It it was phenomenal, dude. It was amazing. how did ah carry steve Did she pull out her big fat tits at all?
02:27:33
Speaker
and I met the good brothers, Carl Anderson who and Luke Gallows. I have a very legitimate question. Why didn't he answer? met Kashina. I met...
02:27:46
Speaker
boster i met needa tarp the did Scarlett pull out her big fat titties? Bradley, you can't handle the truth. You can't handle the fat titties, Bradley. No, no, we did not to get her. It's a simple question.
02:28:05
Speaker
sorry It's okay. Fucking Bradley. No, we did not get to see Scarlett Boudreaux. All right, fine. Thank you. That's all I needed to know.
02:28:16
Speaker
Jesus. which i wish i wish I wish I got to see Scarlett Boudreaux bare all, but we did. Quit objectifying women, okay? This is disgusting.
02:28:29
Speaker
Yeah, don't objectify women. I'm sorry. That's not all women are good for, to shake their titties around. No, that's right. They can bake and sew and clean houses. This is their top three categories, but that's not the number one, okay?
02:28:42
Speaker
yeah I love you. We're so ridiculous on Saturdays. No, Jedi. We're nonsensical. you It's called the Nonsensical Network, for Christ's sake. Can I be nonsensical? Yeah, but it is Saturday, right? i didn't Get in the kitchen and be barefoot.
02:29:03
Speaker
You know what, Bradley? You're on thin fucking ice, my friend. oh shit. Oh, shit. Hold second. Oh, no. The boss is here. Uh-oh.
02:29:14
Speaker
Now, but what do you think about Darby Allin winning the AEW World WWE Championship? Did you see that match with the Psycho Killer when he did delivered that move off the top turnbuckle? Oh my god, did you fucking see that?
02:29:34
Speaker
Jen I just yelled at Bradley. he said, you're on thick fucking ice, Bradley. I had to move Jen. I heard him. I heard him. He had to nullify the situation before it got hit. I'm just a passenger princess right now.
02:29:48
Speaker
I wish we could see. Hey, hey, hey. You know what impressed me about Garby Allen? At his age, climbing Mount Everest at his age.
02:30:01
Speaker
Everything. So here's the thing, man. Here's the thing. i I love that he's the AEW world champion. i love that he got that title. But, man, I want to see there's a part of me that I want to see Darby in WWE, but there's a part of me that never wants to see Darby in WWE. No.
02:30:23
Speaker
They'll just bury him. Yeah. He's so good. He's so good and he's so talented. And much like AJ Styles, he's not he's not your prototype. He's not your stereotypical world champion. He's not big. He's not muscular. He's not tall. He's Neither was Mankind, and he deserves a Mankind run. if they If they pushed him like they pushed sort of Mankind, maybe a little better, i don't know.
02:30:52
Speaker
But that's who he is, and that's what he deserved to be pushed. Darby Allen is a sting of AEW. Also, ladies and gentlemen, we've now switched from Mankind for Men to Cash's Corner without Cash.
02:31:07
Speaker
And i am pulling, i am wearing all the hats tonight because I am the greatest podcast host to ever grace podcasting. Just so you guys know. I know.
02:31:18
Speaker
I believe it. Dude, I came into Cash's corner you guys talking about wrestling, dude. And I'm like, Uh-oh. Uh-oh. Here comes Cash. Here comes Cash. You gonna come and get on screen? Cash a maniac. It's about Cash when it's in the name.
02:31:37
Speaker
We're talking wrestling. Where are you at? Wrestling. R-A-S-S-L-I-N. That's wrestling. Wrestling. like what? I that love it, dude.
02:31:49
Speaker
I checked. Wrestling is my favorite pastime, bro. I've been watching wrestling since I was seven. you guys and now I'm 45. I got two words for you. Pin ah champion i got two words for yall
02:32:06
Speaker
She got the big title though She got the Wrestlemania title Just acknowledge her Just acknowledge her And my title is the biggest You and Wally are Jimmy and Jay As the great As the great As the great CM Punk once said Once said to Roman Reigns Go get you young boys. And that's Wally and Cash, and I am Jacob Fatu in this situation. My question is, my question for you, Glick, is Backlash, is that when Zilla Fatu can make his debut?
02:32:55
Speaker
Dude, if if if if ever Zilla was going to make his debut, like here I think it's backlash, man. I think it's backlash. I'm with you. you don't you like me i don't i don't i don't know why w WWE is not that trigger, dude. that fire build.
02:33:17
Speaker
Oh, yeah.
02:33:20
Speaker
i think that's because he is doing so well where he is they're continuing to let that fire build
02:33:30
Speaker
agan but i did said it I said it today. i said it today. Jacob Fautu has ran through MFTs. He has taken every member out in the MFTs single-handedly.
02:33:45
Speaker
He shot the fuck out on Monday Night Raw. Made him look like a bitch on Monday Night Raw. The Usos, Jimmy and Jay are just standing by watching the destruction, dude.
02:34:00
Speaker
Jacob's going to win at Backlash, but all hell is going to break loose in that wouldn in that family. What do you think about dead that fucking show? What I wonder, what I wonder. my mic on? Because I was talking and I just got totally interrupted. What were you saying, Bradley?
02:34:18
Speaker
I was saying, what do you think about that move that he just started doing? that The fucking tongue, of did the death grip. that That's the move that WCW. He did that in real fucking life because he's a fucking badass. He fucked people up. Yeah, he did, Bradley. Yeah, he did.
02:34:33
Speaker
The tongue and death grip. yeah i know yeah nice I don't know if you guys noticed. I know a lot of people didn't notice, but on on Friday night, he had his fingers taped up. That's going to be his move. Oh,
02:34:46
Speaker
Yeah, on SmackDown. yeah had okay wait you only have pursue you now yeah go i wonder This is this what I wonder. I like it. This is what I'm wondering. like is there's There's already a clash within the MFT.
02:35:03
Speaker
There's already clash. Who is it in the MFTs? Is it Tama or Tama? Tama. Tama. Tama. Tama is kind of on the outs with the MFTs.
02:35:15
Speaker
What's the difference? Who cares? So then or there you can do it on average. I'm to take anything because I'm going to win again. I'm going to them we can take one of the so i can take her w rassal mania belt if she wouldnt okay and thank you but you you can do it right then or there or you can do it ever again i won it would take anything because i'm gonna win it again i'm gonna have them all Oh, shit. Becky, two belts.
02:35:48
Speaker
Kayla, two belts. Kayla loves Becky Lynch. Becky Lynch is her favorite B-belt. Orange, that one. Who's the one that had like 27 or 16 belts? Monet. You're talking about Mercedes Monet.
02:36:05
Speaker
Mercedes Monet. Yeah, there you go. Becky had both women's championships, and she was calling herself Becky, two belts. becky's a whiny little bitch okay well what about mercedes monet who had 12 belts or however many sorry about that my my cousin of sweden texted me so i can you know what i look at it this way okay o believe it or not believe it or not in wrestling outside of wwe wwe
02:36:41
Speaker
No one's held more championships than Ric Flair. Woo! 100%. Okay. i see pass He had over 20 championships. Outside of WWE, nobody's held more championships than Ric Flair. But if you just count only WWE, it's John Cena.
02:37:03
Speaker
but if you just count only w wwe it's shots either before Before we... yeah well They can be contested. i mean yeah bor The audience with the wrestling talk. Real quick. Ric Flair.
02:37:20
Speaker
I can't be the only one that's like, dude, just stop. Just stop. I was about to ask, do you care about the stuff he's been doing outside of the ring recently at his age? You had... you had A legendary career. You're the goddamn nature boy. You're the limousine riding, jet flying, kiss. For example, he would...
02:37:48
Speaker
Did you hear the story about him wooing six inches in front of a blind grandmother's face? Yes. Stop, Ric Flair. Stop.
02:38:00
Speaker
Ric Flair, you shoot yourself in a bar in Florida. Stop it. You're embarrassing. You're killing your fucking legacy, Ric Flair. Stop it, for the love God. Here's a debate factor.
02:38:16
Speaker
Can he really kill his legacy? Because he was a bad guy. He's a bad guy. can't do no wrong. He's the ultimate heel that everybody loved, but stop. Stop it, Ric Flair. Stop it.
02:38:30
Speaker
Stop it. Keep going. Keep going. Fuck those people. You're the best. i can see rick flair in a wheelchair in a nursing home going whoa i can see him going up i can see him going up to all the elderly women in the national
02:38:56
Speaker
You want to ride Space Mountain? It's acceptable with wheelchairs. who There should be in a nursing home. Stop it already, Rick. Stop everything. Enjoy what little bit of life you have left.
02:39:11
Speaker
Space Mountain should be condemned. Rick Flair, I'm telling you, if if you hear this, please, for the love of God,
02:39:24
Speaker
Stop it. Just go be retired. Also, Rick, if you're hearing this, can I have an honor? Now, Click, i got I got a good question for you and Bradley. Okay? so yeah is Why do you think they're holding Matt Cardona back now?
02:39:43
Speaker
Because it's WWE. Because they did the same thing when he was there before. And they're going to do the same thing to him now. They're going to put him in mid-card hell, mid-card purgatory. and and and and And this is the thing that kills me. Matt Cardona went and did the exact same thing that Cody Rhodes did.
02:40:05
Speaker
He left WWE and he won championships and he was the biggest main event You put him on a card, no matter what indie circuit it was, he was drawing crowds. You went from a gymnasium with 30 people and you put Matt Cardonia on a card and you went from 30 400 people.
02:40:31
Speaker
g like ah Cody Rhodes put himself on TV as a world champion. oh I'm so sick of hearing about him. I watch wrestling. i and When I flip through the stations, I don't watch it. That is a big point. yeah i yeah i'm honest He was in a world championship.
02:40:53
Speaker
I'm not saying a world championship push, but put that fucking U.S. title on him and let him fucking win. Let him be the indie god that he is with that U.S. Let's bring some goddamn prestige back to the United States Championship and not this bullshit Sami Zayn crap that's getting shoved down our throats.
02:41:17
Speaker
Fucking Kenny Rosen was fucking tool. He was a bad trick.
02:41:24
Speaker
Yeah. They're having a funeral on Friday Night Smackdown next week just to keep Sami Zayn somewhat relevant. They did the same shit to Brett until fucking Rick backstabbed his ass. You remember that?
02:41:43
Speaker
Matt Cardona is much bigger than than Trick Williams. I would say but would do much better than Trick Williams. Matt Cardona and And I loved him back in the day when he was Zack Ryder. I thought that he... yeah I thought that WWE did him wrong when he was Zack Ryder.
02:42:00
Speaker
Yeah. I'm i'm with that. Matt Cardona has the it factor. I'm just telling you, he has the it factor. He has everything. He's got the look.
02:42:12
Speaker
He's got the charisma. He can get on a mic. I ain't never seen anybody go toe-to-toe with John Cena like Matt Cardona. I don't know when shit is happening. That was when he was just goofy-ass Zack Ryder. You let the indie god Matt Cardona go one-on-one with John Cena and John Cena's prime, the indie god will bury John Cena.
02:42:36
Speaker
so yeah ah You know what? then you know I'm with that. I i agree with that. why I would like to know why you don't think Trick Williams doesn't deserve it. and why I love Trick i love chuck Williams. Okay, all right. and know I love Trick Williams, and I was so mad that that that Sammy retained the title, and it was Sammy and Trick at w WWE, and we talked about this this afternoon on Cash's Corner.
02:43:03
Speaker
It should have been Trick and Carmelo, because Trick and Carmelo and NXT, when they had their rivalry, dude, Tricky Carmelo would have stole both nights at WrestleMania if they would have put them in a US championship match.
02:43:19
Speaker
Yeah. it was skin it would the problem the problem i'm having The problem I'm having right now it the sandal you get me wrong is ridiculous. so It shouldn't have been done.
02:43:32
Speaker
Sami Zayn shouldn't have been done. That's what you're saying. What were you saying, WTI? I just want to get this one thing out of my system because it's been in my system for years.
02:43:43
Speaker
I love John Cena. I love Cody Rhodes. I love Roman Reigns. I love CM Punk. They're all world champions. But Sami Zayn deserves a world title run.
02:43:58
Speaker
Sammy Zane deserves a title run. He doesn't deserve championship, but yeah, deserves a run. I'll agree with that. I disagree. I don't if you might disagree. You might disagree with me, i could say but you look at the work ethic Sammy Zane has.
02:44:15
Speaker
I do, and that's why I'm saying he doesn't. You need to worry about his body. He doesn't look like a fucking wrestler. He looks like a goddamn fan. He looks like somebody should be handing out pop. Time out, Bradley. Time out, time out, time out. We can't all talk at once because nobody can understand what anybody's saying.
02:44:33
Speaker
I get you. I get you. you're telling you're telling me you're telling me anybody else talking you you're You're telling me Kevin Owens looks like a wrestler? yes
02:44:46
Speaker
Speaking of Kevin Owens, where is Kevin Owens? I want my guy here. Have you seen Kevin Owens without a shirt on?
02:44:58
Speaker
And you're going to tell me that looks like a wrestler? If you haven't seen Kevin Owens without a shirt on, I'll take my shirt off and show you. Because Kevin Owens and I have the same position.
02:45:11
Speaker
That's not the wrestler's physique. You're not wrong. At least if you take Sammy Zane's shirt off, you're going to see some toneness there. yeah I'm going to tell you what.
02:45:22
Speaker
Kevin Owens and I have the same physique. I'm not doing the same thing Kevin Owens is doing in that ring. but I'm just saying if we're going basically if we're going based off of looks...
02:45:34
Speaker
We're going to based off of looks. Kevin Owens is bigger, which makes him more of a wrestler. I don't care if he's fat or not. um But if you have no muscle, and you either you either have to have fat or muscle, you're not a wrestler. You're not a wrestler. He's not a wrestler.
02:45:52
Speaker
He doesn't have a wrestler body. look at look Okay, so look at Andre the Giant, and then... and then Turn around and try tell me. You either need to be fat or muscular. If you're just skinny in a fucking way for fuck, you're not a wrestler. So Dominic Mysterio doesn't count.
02:46:14
Speaker
Nope. Dominic Mysterio is not a wrestler. He's a fucking child.
02:46:19
Speaker
But he has the ability to to get more fucking, you know. but Hold a second. You're saying that, but we literally, we all just praised Darby Allin for being the AEW world champion.
02:46:36
Speaker
look Okay, there's a third option. Give me two seconds.
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02:46:40
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Now there's a third option. third option, and it's called a sideshow attraction.
02:46:53
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Hold on a second. I want to hear what Nils has to say, then we're going to jump. We're going to get off the wrestling talk.
02:47:02
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Oh, no. Cash, sorry. I got to wrestling show without you. Oh. All right. So what's going on? Nils.
02:47:13
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Nils? Nils. not Come on Nils, get your shit together bro Come on now no Nils I'm gonna smoke some weed He probably had to use the restroom Yeah, be sure, hey, as Kayla said in the chat Make sure you guys like, share, and subscribe We're all over the place tonight We are all over the place That's the great thing about Saturday nights on On the nonsensical network Is we talk about anything and everything Yes
02:47:45
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if you had noard And i'm suching I'm such an amazing host. I'm the greatest podcast host to ever grace podcasting that I can literally roll with any conversation.
02:47:57
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So are you a Marvel or DC guy? I'm a Marvel guy. Okay, all right. Just give me a sec. Just give me a sec. I'm a Marvel guy.
02:48:10
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don't know that I... goals he'll be He'll be away. He's talking to family. All right. I'm going to go take a piss and grab beverages, and then I'm going come back, and I'm going to answer your question with a question.
02:48:24
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Oh. Okay. Ooh. So, Bradley. Bradley. Yep. I just wanted to to know if I'm right about my things. about Wrestling is either three things. It's either fucking... You're either you either fucking muscular.
02:48:42
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You have a fucking Now I forgot it. Or your sideshow attraction, like a fucking circus act. You know? So, Bradley, do you know where I met you?
02:48:55
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go ahead.
02:48:58
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What's up? You know a channel I met you on? Probably. and yeah Giving out hand jobs for $1.50. Oh, what kind of work does your hands do? yeah I met you at Tattooed Becca's channel.
02:49:13
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Oh, I sing songs over over there. i was just looking for that tonight, and for some reason she's not on tonight. oh That's how I met you, Bradley. Did you like me singing? Do I sing good songs?
02:49:28
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ah ah
02:49:35
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Do I sing good songs? Yeah, you don't do bad. I don't do bad. I love it. That's the greatest compliment I've ever gotten.
02:49:45
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I sound like a broken record every time I sing. No, you're good. You're so good. So, like, Barbo DC. All right.
02:49:56
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Double-edged sword. Question with a question. oh ah No. I know I've asked you this before, and I apologize. What is your name, WTTI? name's Eddie.
02:50:11
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an ey any any motherfucking brock let's go
02:50:27
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uh so here's the thing you and i are the same age the um i grew up reading both i love dc i love marvel um I would probably say im probably in the middle of the fence.
02:50:44
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I lean more DC. And I lean more DC because I remember when I first started reading comics and and getting into comics, it was like, you know Marvel had their shit and I was reading it. And then I've always been a um i'm a Superman guy, 100%. But i remember when when DC was dark
02:51:08
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And shit was twisted. Shit was fucked up. You know what I Like, they really kind of mind fucked you. Death to Superman. Especially with Batman. with Batman.
02:51:20
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Yeah, with Batman. Everyone's killing everyone. dead Superman's dying. Batman's dying. Everyone's dying. So I would say that I am both Marvel and DC.
02:51:33
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Hmm. I probably lean more DC than Marvel. m Now, me, me myself, i'm I'm a Wolverine guy.
02:51:45
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going to open you up like a can of sardines, Bob. Everybody in the Marvel universe is like, i love what and I do, i love Wolverine. wolverine's a man Wolverine is the man.
02:51:57
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He's the man, and Bob. but You know how many great characters just just just in the X-Men... that are so underrated like i love nightcrawler nightcrawler yeah we got and surrt you know why i love warren because wolverine was an outcast yeah but so was nightcrawler okay it was and and one of my favorite x-men characters nightcrawler gambit and colossus those are my three x-men characters all outcasts i make god and the thing is
02:52:32
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what What's crazy is is the three characters you just named in Marvel, right? You want to taste some of my gumbo? not playing at their full potential in the universe, right?
02:52:48
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Yes, sir. Wolverine was supposed to be part of the Avengers. Oh, shit. Wolverine had a huge role in the Avengers.
02:52:59
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Yeah, but I did. Brian Reynolds. okay Jesus. Brian
02:53:10
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Reynolds saved MCU.
02:53:14
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With Deadpool. But he almost killed it. He almost killed it with Green Lantern. Okay? was well He almost killed the DCU with Green Lantern. But he has the well he was the Marvel Jesus in Deadpool 3.
02:53:31
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so But with Gambit, what pissed me off about Gambit is Gambit playing a big role in X-Men.
02:53:42
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dar Along with Nightcrawler. bill I threw a card. Okay. But they were buried. But in the comics, Nightcrawler and Gambit were ah like I love Gambit, man. Nightcrawler is the shit, too. Nightcrawler is a fucking monster.
02:54:02
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Can we have a quick debate? What do you think is the extent to Gambit's power? Because he can touch things and make them explode. What have he touched them? believe i believe there there's a gentleman on YouTube who broke it down, and and and he said Gambit's one of the most powerful X-Men out there.
02:54:18
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Break it down! Yes, it was not just cards. Anything that he touches, he can turn... into an explosive device. There's a gentleman on here, and I apologize. What if he touched the ground? Anything.
02:54:32
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Anything. of but Would the earth explode if he touched ground? ah yeah going with you I have been a huge Gambit fan since was... Everybody's like, Wolverine, fucking Cyclops. That's right, Bob.
02:54:47
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Gambit is the most underrated, and he was the first one that was in love with Rogue, and Rogue was in love with him other than Wolverine. Until you fucked everything up. i think I think there's limitations to Gambit's power. Okay? There are limitations. I want to just throw out there real quick.
02:55:09
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Rogue, hashtag worth it. I'll take the risk if it means I gotta die. Because... i don't know why i a wrote I'm talking about the original Southern Rogue. No, I'm talking about Rogue.
02:55:25
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I'm talking about Rogue. Not that whore from the Vampire Diaries. Not Vampire Diaries. Another vampire. I know what you're talking about. I just want to say this.
02:55:40
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I really want to say this. I don't care how cold her asshole is. I'm going to gambit okay When Taylor played Gambit in Origins and they they made Gambit look like a pussy, I'm like Gambit.
02:55:55
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but Gambit was a badass and he was very underrated. Even in the cartoons, they understood that. and and At first, they started to make him look weak. and until yeah he struggled I say this. on Disney X-Men 97. Disney fucked up MCU. u i think they I think they did a couple things right. a they really kind of showed Gambit's power, but also they they really showed how deep Gambit's love for Rogue went in X-Men 97.
02:56:29
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And how close Gambit and Rogue actually were. Yeah. but no yeah i mean i love wolverine who doesn't love wolverine i mean i love wolverine's barber he's the bad boy of the x-men everybody knows that they made five different movies from canada do you know anyone else that comes from the the deep jungles of canada ryan reynolds in here ryan reynolds Ryan Reynolds is big jungles of Canada. Well, of course not an expert.
02:57:04
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Oh, you're talking about it. To go back to the original, to the original. Yeah, Thor's in it. Ryan Reynolds is responsible for the one that went back to the original Wolverine costume. deal We've all seen Wolverine in the different fucking movies. And when Ryan said, you know, and of course, as Deadpool made his little comments and stuff, but when he was fucking pulled that original note over, I was like, yes.
02:57:27
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Yeah, no, no. What saying is what I'm saying about Wolverine is Wolverine was supposed to be mainstay big factor of the Avengers.
02:57:40
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he's the end Yeah, OK. But you watch the Avengers. You've never seen Wolverine. In the original, yes. Even the comic book.
02:57:52
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What really pissed me off is, and and I'll tell you this, with um and um I know Ryan had fought against It was too big. when so Okay, so when they where they brought Josh Rowland out okay as Gambler.
02:58:08
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I was cool with that. They forgot one other character that was constantly Gambler. One other character. Can you name him?
02:58:21
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Milhouse. I just want to say, ladies and gentlemen, welcome to the newest show on the Nonsensical Network, Comic Book Nerds, nerding out.
02:58:31
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Oh, Comic Book Nerds going to bed. I have to go to bed. He was in New Mutants 87. New Mutants 87 was Gamble's debut. I hope I see you all again soon. I'm going to bed now. I have to go to bed.
02:58:46
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had a good time. Very good time. Thank you all for having me. such Thank you for being here, Bradley. I'm glad I could have you. Oh, yes.
02:58:58
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Bitch. What? What?
02:59:06
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more flu
02:59:11
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I love that dude. I know a lot of people don't like you, but I love that dude. Bradley's awesome. Bradley's a trip, man. You can't get mad at Bradley. don't know where Rocky is.
02:59:24
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Rocky's a bitch. he's probably Rocky's probably with that white devil that he married.
02:59:33
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I'm going to text him. That's probably the most accurate fucking description. Rocky won't text me back until tomorrow sometime.
02:59:44
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He's going be like, oh, dude, I was blobbity blah, blah, blah, blah.
02:59:53
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Now, is your podcast streamed on iTunes, Spotify, and Google Play, too? Do you stream it on there? but i don't I don't live stream it, but I post the audio up there.
03:00:08
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Okay. Okay.
03:00:14
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ah
03:00:17
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So, now, what do you think about the new Marvel characters that are coming out? Like the Stingray. They're bringing out the Stingray in Marvel.
03:00:28
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I mean, it's... I've got mixed feelings about it.
03:00:35
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Well, because Marvel is such a huge universe. And you know, people have their comic book characters. Like mine is Wolverine.
03:00:46
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Mine is Wolverine, always has been Wolverine. Because he's a loner. He's always forced to team up with somebody. But he's a loner.
03:00:58
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e Okay? And I resemble, I, like if people tell me it and you had to choose between a DC character and a Marvel character.
03:01:15
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I'm always choosing Wolverine. I mean, yeah, like some people are pro Wolverine. Some people are pro Cyclops. I'll get. So and how they did him and and Marvel like when he when he had his own movie. Yeah, OK, cool. cut Yeah, yeah, whatever.
03:01:38
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I really didn't care for the the him in his own movies Logan logan and stuff like that but when it came to the Avengers he was supposed to play a very big role with the Avengers good i didn't haven seen that this is what pissed me off the most so Channing Channing came out in the most recent movie as as um Gambit In the original costume, he they were pushing for Channing. And Channing said, hey, I'll do one as Gambit.
03:02:16
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Not know what Taylor did, but what Channing Tatum is going to do with the OG shit. And I'm down for that. What pissed me off about them introducing Cable is they never introduced Domino. They never introduced Bishop.
03:02:28
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And Bishop bishop was i would like his biggest partner. There's a lot of, I won't say canon shit, but there there was a lot of shit they left out. They focused strictly on Cable when they introduced the future and not on the shit like Bishop and Domino, and and what especially for Bishop.
03:02:50
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Like, Abbott's is close Stout. And that really pissed me off. So it's like they introduced all these other characters and ancient characters. Okay, yeah, you brought Wesley Snipes back. um You got Jennifer Garner in there.
03:03:03
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He introduced Channing Tatum in the OG costume as Gambit, which I think he did an exceptional role in that movie. or Yeah. cool and Wolverine.
03:03:15
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And and they're they're going to produce a Channing Tatum Gambit. That's my number one fan. That's that's like my number one Marvel character is Gambit.
03:03:27
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He's underrepresented he's underrated and he's one of the most badass X-Men that has ever existed. Yeah. So, but when they introduced cable without Bishop, that really pissed me off.
03:03:43
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Even in the backstory that really pissed me off. It's like he, you know, new mutants, 87 debuted both of them specifically cable. and yeah I know that because we had a, uh,
03:03:57
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you you can laugh at this we had a ah fucking mixed uh yorkie terrier shih tzu um that we named cable because of that when i was a teenager
03:04:13
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now you know good eddie i'm sorry yeah it it's it's just that i can't wait until marvel is united under one umbrella
03:04:30
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And now Stan's dead. Right? But... and and He did his cameos and stuff. He did his canon stuff.
03:04:42
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You know the reason why the only time Stan Lee would do a cameo is if they followed the storyline. Okay? That's the only time Stan Lee did cameos.
03:04:55
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Is if they followed the storyline of that movie. If Stan Lee didn't do a cameo in a Marvel movie, it's because they didn't follow the storyline.
03:05:06
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That's the reason why you never saw Stan Lee in the Avengers. Yeah. like Wolverine was jealous of of of Cyclops because of the relationship with Jean Grey before she was Phoenix.
03:05:21
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um But they in the movies, they made it look like he was trying to have a relationship with Rogue, which... Gambit already had a relationship with Rogue, but Rogue wasn't this fucking teenage girl. She was older.
03:05:33
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She was like ah Reba McIntyre fucking mutants. And so they fucked that storyline up. You know, thank you, Disney. Assholes.
03:05:45
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um She was much older. She wasn't just... your gu up here but But Ro... want up ah yeah actually had an when had Taylor play.
03:06:02
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fucking gambit they made him you know turn out to be like this this pussy and it's like no man that is the one person that wolverine was afraid of was was fucking gambit because he was unpredictable it wasn't he was this new orleans high roller um that can touch fucking anything and turn into ah an explosive weapon is he was completely unpredictable and that's what scared wolverine because it put it on his level You know, Cyclops was this honorable person who had to listen to x Xavier, to Professor X. And, you know, there's this um this this moral guideline that he was trying to follow among the excellent X-Men and and trying to gain favor from Jean Grey.
03:06:44
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Right. But Gambit didn't care. Gambit grew up on the streets and and learned from the bottom up and became the fucking high roller. So he understood people. so when wolverine came around he already knew wolverine's demeanor his attitude he's already dealt with people like that before and that's why wolverine feared gambit now are they gonna do are they gonna do a gambit movie where it's it's supposedly are they gonna do this is my question it's my question all right is the gambit movie they release
03:07:22
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Yeah. They come out on Gambit. They release a Gambit movie. And at the very end, are they going to implement the Wolverine in the Deadpool scene?
03:07:33
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Or is that our like that where Gambit gets introduced in the Deadpool Wolverine scene? Because if that's so... It's supposed to be pre-everything MCU has done, but Ryan Reynolds...
03:07:48
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It's helping to write the skip the script. and And I didn't know that. So you know how Ryan Reynolds was a huge Deadpool fan before people knew who Deadpool was? Yeah. I know who Deadpool was. Yeah, my son Connor was like huge. You're not worthy. He loved that anti-hero part of it.
03:08:05
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So, and of course, I'd always a Gambit fan. So I did not know that Channing Tatum was a huge Gambit fan back in the day. So all of these famous actors and shit were like fans of these comic book heroes, you know, before they were major actors.
03:08:19
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um So, Tanning Tatum agreed, yes, I will do a Kimba movie. um And Ryan Reynolds said, I will help write the script. They're going to make it accurate and stands matter.
03:08:32
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um Not what Disney wants to do because of that. Thor's hammer.
03:08:39
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Or is that Thor's wife's hammer? What's that? Oh, that fucking... Oh, you're... I have to real hammer that.
03:08:53
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I got the real hammer. Sorry. That's the physical network, baby. I know, yeah. They fucked everything with Sif. Made it look like, oh, this is one of my battle buddies. That is your wife.
03:09:04
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Yeah. No, no, no. I screwed all that up. That pissed me off. something bad I understand on Stan's side of it, they have to do the Marvel side, but oh my god, as far as Norse mythology. is went The nail went up there and your sister was judging me.
03:09:24
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There we go. Yeah. Yeah, that's my bottle this's my bottle opener. Marvel Thor. My bottle opener. oh yeah yeah one okay It's a little bit smaller, but I got one just like that.
03:09:36
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Caleb bought it for me shortly after we started dating. then Today I had to put this sign up and I was like, I'm just going to run this nail through the wall with my fucking thumb for this my new sign up here.
03:09:51
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and i and There was a stud back there so I got so far and I was like, shit. and I reached and I grabbed this and i was just like, do-do-do-do-do and my daughter was fucking judging me. I've got like three Thor hammers back here.
03:10:07
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I were talking about this when you used it. That's just... No, no, no. I didn't use my... No, that was pretty pretty... I got my one on my on my hand right there. typically One around my neck.
03:10:25
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So, anywho, geez. Anywho, geez. I gotta send Wally the link. I gotta send Wally the...
03:10:36
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Let's see. God bless it. Alright. We're killing the audience. We're killing the audience. where where We're going to stop being nerds.
Podcast Success and Listener Engagement
03:10:50
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So what are you going to talk about now? Man, i don't even know, man. it's sir it's so It's a weird quiet night, guys. Rocky's not here. Your daddy's home. So, uh... So i said, um...
03:11:06
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you're watching on YouTube, you're watching on... We're back on X. yeah You just can't do the tickety-tockety. So we got we got the links in the chat on on the YouTube and the Facebook page. If you're watching on X and you want to join the panel and you want to jump in here and you want to hang out and that link's not in the in the X feed, well, jump over to our YouTube channel.
03:11:32
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And everybody's welcome. That's what we do on Saturday nights. We got three hours. We got three more hours to fill because I'm not Rock Lee. I don't do three hours. Like I said, Rock Lee is half the squash that I am. He's half the host that I am. He can't do a full six hours.
03:11:53
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I'm doing a full six hours because it's Saturday night. we Fuck it. and Am I feeling good? And did I really like Man, you missed it, Eddie. oh I got set off early in the show tonight.
03:12:08
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I had to lay the law down, man.
03:12:13
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Damn. Oh, I typically don't do drama, but and people want to come up in here with their stupid-ass bullshit. And and i had a
03:12:23
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and I had to fucking squash it and call them out and put them on blast because, I mean, at the end of the day, ladies and gentlemen, I know some people may not find this to be a big achievement. Some people may not care about this, but I think this is kind of a huge honor because I didn't know i didn't know y'all were listening like you're listening, and I didn't know y'all were listening giving us reviews and and feedback, but this is fucking huge, man. For me, in my opinion, number three in the 100 best podcasts in all of Ohio.
03:13:05
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We're number three. Number three.
03:13:10
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It's not bad at all. Let's go, man and That's amazing, bro. Yeah, somebody was up here and like, you ever heard of Blah Bitty Blah Blah Blah? I'm like, no, I ain't never heard of that. they're like, that's the best podcast in Ohio.
03:13:23
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I was like, that's funny because they're not even in the top 100. But, I mean, whatever. Whatever.
03:13:31
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People are jealous, man. People want to come up here and and and just cause friction for no reason. Just because they're mad. Who's number one podcast? It's some Buckeye podcast. Oh.
03:13:45
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where
03:13:50
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this This is one of the greatest podcasts on YouTube. Underrated. 100%. I appreciate that, man. Thank you. I have no idea. I have no idea.
03:14:05
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have no idea
03:14:09
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um I appreciate you guys who enjoy what we do here. man Typically, i don't I don't do drama and shit, man. oh' no I'm here. and i don't know drama either i don't I don't do drama do drama over in my neck of the woods on my channel.
03:14:26
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ah Blake, you've never been there. Hopefully sometime you stop by. I gotta get there. I follow you. I'm subscribed, but I gotta get there when when you're alive. um um'm but um but I'm a huge advocate for mental health, right?
03:14:41
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Dude, we were talking earlier. We were talking earlier and it was still a little loud and a little rambunctious. um i'm a huge I'm a huge advocate. I used to do a show on here, on this network, when I first created this network called Men Caring for Men.
03:14:59
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And it was a mental health podcast. um I want to do... I want to bring the mental health aspect back, but I want to have a female co-host and I want to talk about mental health in general. Because and i do ah mental health is...
03:15:19
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it's It's not just about men or women. It's it's it's a topic conversation that we got to have. And I want to have a female co-host to do the show so we can talk about both sides of the fence. You know what I mean?
03:15:34
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yeah Yep. Yep. I have that. I have a female co-host. So when I started my channel, it was just me, right? but It was just me standing solo on a hill.
03:15:54
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yeah so and then it was just getting stagnant it was getting stagnant because i didn't have the female point of view right no so i mean and then i found charlie sending love i found charlie i I'll tell you what, the men's mental health show that I did didn't grow stagnant. And and Wally can attest to this.
03:16:21
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I created the show with two people in mind to host the show and take over. And once I left, it went to shit. And and and that's nothing against one of the one of the one of the one of the guys ah that that I wanted to host a show. and Unfortunately, life life got busy for him and he wasn't able to put in the time and the effort that needed to be. the other
03:16:52
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The other guy was just a fucking piece of shit. But when I was there, when I was hosting the show, the men's mental health show was great.
03:17:03
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and It was one of the few shows It was a good show. that people Let me rephrase that. That women, and this was the thing that was crazy to me.
03:17:18
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A lot of the response was from women, man. They were reaching the scenes, and they were like, oh, my God, this opened my eyes. I i introduced my husband to this. I had already used my boyfriend to this. They really enjoy it. This really made me understand more and stuff like that. And that was never what it was meant to be. What it what men's mental or what men caring for men was supposed to be was just us guys getting together and and and dropping our walls and dropping our defenses and being vulnerable and just talking about real life shit.
03:17:54
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Yeah. venting yeah yeah the The shit that weighs in on us, the shit that that that that, you know, in our eyes and in our opinions and in our mindset, people don't fucking care about.
03:18:07
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And we were we were very vulnerable on that show. And and a lot of women, surprisingly, like, man, they really resonated with that. They really enjoyed that show and they turned their husbands on to it. I wish...
03:18:22
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i wish i I wish I would have had the time to not walk away from that show and keep that show going. And that's what I said. I want to do another mental health show. And I know a lot of people want me to bring it back because it's it's it's been asked for a lot.
03:18:40
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And a lot of people have messaged me. And a lot of people have told me, like, you got to bring it back, man. And it's just like, I understand and I want to, but I got to find that right. And I want and i want a female co-host.
03:18:55
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it' just no It's not the material. um Let me turn my camera on. It's how it's presented because a lot of people, you know, where where masculinity has been threatened these days. So it's point to where it's considered toxic masculinity.
03:19:11
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or toxic masculinity um And a lot of people don't understand the true definition of masculinity, you know, and there's all sorts of of different opinions and stuff towards feminism and and masculine um behavior.
03:19:30
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that's ah That's important in society. When you tell a woman she can't be a woman or a man that you can't behave as a man anymore, then that's that's detrimental. That is absolutely...
03:19:41
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um I don't want to say the word threatening, but it's dangerous. It's absolutely dangerous. You know, it's it's like a non taxpayer telling a taxpayer how, you know, they should they should spend their money.
03:19:56
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So these these are things that have been around for thousands of years. And all of a sudden you can't stop it just because of a a personal disagreement that you have with something because someone's not behaving a certain way.
03:20:08
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You can't stop an entire um species ah of of humans from behaving in this way, which has been around for tens of thousands and and hundreds of thousands, for millions of years.
03:20:21
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So men are lost these days and and women are the same way. How do we behave? Do we hate men? Do we stand for us and then do things like this? Or do we tell men that they're not doing enough and so and things like that? And going back to what I had spoken before that, you know, um men need their, their space away ah from things to gather their thoughts, but women can't stand that awkward silence. And,
03:20:43
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It sucks, and this this goes along with what you want to do is women have have ah destroyed that form of masculinity because they they can't handle that. There's there's no balance. You were i mean more were able to teach that. This is what it is.
03:21:01
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this is why this is Sometimes the men can't even rely on men because they're because of the judgment the way it is nowadays too. Not just only with the women, it's even amongst men themselves because there's so many people out there now that are so fucking judgmental about shit, they're afraid to even say anything.
03:21:22
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I'll tell you something. I don't want people to misconstrue and say that ah as a man I'm attacking women. the we understand which is Which is a big thing. yeah I'll tell you something crazy. we We weren't taught this. you know There's a lot of people that weren't taught this shit. but nos nosnsnils Men can't even confide in men no more.
03:21:43
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I'll tell you something that's crazy. no Holy shit. Wally, you smoke? You didn't know that? I didn't know you still smoke, man. Anyway, sorry. Squirrel. so I'll tell you something that's crazy. Cash is sitting right here and the in the bedroom right now. Wally, good to see you, by the way.
03:22:01
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I don't know why I'm staring at a blank screen, but when Guardians of the Galaxy 3 came out, the first one, and and and and go back on the little comment, but and and I'm sorry, if if you if you tell me that Guardians of the Galaxy 3 did not fuck with you emotionally and did not make you cry, you're a soulless, heartless son of a bitch.
03:22:26
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So, Cash and I watched it when it first came out. We were sitting out here and we were watching it together. and then and and and then in the living room. And, man, that that that that movie tore me up. Are you talking about the father and son scene?
03:22:42
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No, no, I'm talking about Guardians of the Galaxy 3 when they focused on Rocket. Just on Rocket. Yeah, that was... And... and and and and And Cash and i kind of kind of joked with each other because I was i was i was i was choked up, man. and and and And I had some tears coming down. And and you know and then and and Cash made a joke at me about crying. And I was like, yeah, you know I see you crying too.
03:23:14
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And and and And that was a conversation that him and I had. I said, it's okay to cry, dude. At the end of the day, it's okay to cry. I said, and i told him, and he's looking at me like I'm crazy right now because he probably doesn't remember. I said, you think I'm less of a man just because I'm crying at a movie?
03:23:30
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He was like, nope. Because I know if one of my friend's dads wanted to fight, you'd kick his ass. There's one single fucking man here that hasn't cried. The generation that we're in right now as dads and Wally's my age and Eddie's my age and Nils isn't Nils is like 75 but I feel i follow it every day i tell you this this is the generation where we are we we did our generation we are literally trying to erase that stigma on if you cry you're weak if you're hurt you're weak if you do this you're weak blah blah blah
03:24:13
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um and and And I told Cash, I was like, dude, it's okay if you cry, man. Like, that doesn't make you any less of a man or any less of a person. It makes you human.
03:24:24
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It makes you a human. Yeah, you're human, man. And this shit's real and it's crazy. But, i mean, at the end of the day, like like he said, you know, he was like, yeah yeah you're crying, but you beat any of my friends' at dad's ass. And I'm like, I don't want to be I want to get serious for a minute, okay? hard what you see
03:24:50
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Because we're we're touching a ah very big topic when it comes to men's mental health, right? Yeah, let's do it. Okay. We're done.
03:25:01
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So... On a Saturday. you there's all And I have to be very careful of the words I use because we're on YouTube. Okay. Don't. Except for YouTube guidelines, yeah.
03:25:14
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Yes. We're also on Facebook, so you have to be extra careful on Facebook. Yes. All
03:25:23
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I'm not going to say what I really want to say. right? But I will just say today's time we have A problem with men not communicating it it and taking the shortcut in life. yeah Okay? but i yeah with where you're going yeah just just Just to let everybody know, define shortcut, Eddie.
03:25:54
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Self-deletion. Okay? Self-deletion. Okay? Okay? Edit it down right there. 117 to men do that year.
03:26:10
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every single day okay and globally globally that's on average of seven hundred thousand men a year I am such a loser. At a minimum. and Is that just like to the United States? not not global No, it's globally. That's around the world. 700,000 around the world. still too many. that is
03:26:44
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the reason that is it's because of the stigma around men's mental health Okay. so you guys I'll tell you guys something, and I brought this up on men caring for men, and then Wally knows better than anybody.
03:26:59
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I'm a three-time fucking failure at that. Well, I mean, communication is also between a man and his wife, man and his woman, and stuff like that. And again, I'm not attacking you. I mean, I think you just got to have an outlet. You just got to have you just got to have an outlet. You just got to be able to you just got to be able to decompress. You got to be able to...
03:27:20
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you you got God, I hate to use this term. Man, I hate to use this term. You got to have a safe space, man, at the end of the day. um Yeah, our our our safe space is going to the shop, building stuff.
03:27:33
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This is my safe space. You're the right path, Blake. I don't think I've shared this with you. know haven't this with you, Blake. you're on the right path blake going me don't i don't take i don't know else i don't think i've shared this with you i know i haven't shared this with you blit I know I haven't. You've probably heard me talk about it, Nils.
03:27:53
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ah um Pierce, is that your name? Pierce? Yep. Okay. I know never shared this with you guys. And I know I've never said what I'm about to say on your platform before, right?
03:28:08
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Okay? But I'm pretty sure Iron Wolf has heard me share this on G2K's platform. I'm a survivor, okay? I'm a survivor. right of child abuse and sexual abuse i'm a survivor okay and there's a lot of men out there who are still victims because they haven't gotten help with the trauma right and when you you talk about that especially in in the men's group
03:28:39
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Unless you're for him becoming a survivor, they get looked at differently. I had a friend, which were no longer friends, okay?
03:28:50
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When I went to him and told him at 30 years old, I had just sobered up from being an alcoholic. I quit drinking. Because, and the reason why I drank, and don't get me wrong, I love to taste alcohol.
03:29:04
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It helps, okay? But the reason why I drank, is to cope okay it was to be a band-aid instead of fixing the real problem okay yeah and i and the thing is is i don't look at anybody differently that does drink okay i don't look at anybody differently okay yeah i will test i just know that if i picked up the bottle it would never go empty okay
03:29:39
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That's on me. right now
Mental Health and Personal Stories
03:29:42
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as When I sobered up, my reality kicked in and I needed help. you start I needed help. week So I told my best friend what I went through as a child.
03:29:58
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And you know what he said? said, get over it. Yeah. It's not about you. said, get over it. That's not something you say to your friend.
03:30:12
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Get over it. um
03:30:17
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That's something you say, hey, man, if you ever need to talk, I'm here for you. I will listen. That's what you say your best friend. well and And also, I mean, and this is just me personally speaking, something that I've like,
03:30:34
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wally you've done fucked up the panel one thing that i've learned and and and and i can't speak of the essay can't speak on the essay i can speak on the other thing what's up say the you know is is is taking ownership man taking ownership and the or bad it it It is what it is. you can't we Unfortunately, we can't go back and change that at the end of the day. No, we can't.
03:31:06
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and And when I say take ownership, i don't mean I don't mean this in a negative light. I mean this is you take ownership and you stand up for yourself and you and you and you protect your peace. You come to terms with it and you and you for you, Eddie, it was it was it was sobering up.
03:31:25
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you know you you you you became sober you know for me i mean and and and like i said i don't have the essay background and not that i know of um i don't think i've ever um i mean okay not the appropriate time or place to say what i i i know what you're saying
03:31:47
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Sorry. I mean, the physical and the emotional abuse, I took ownership of it. And, and you know, unfortunately, but mom's passed. That's no big secret. Mom's gone.
03:32:00
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But I ain't talked to my pops and and in over three years. because I took ownership of the bullshit and I took ownership of, of, of, of this, this, this, this narrative that that, that he tried to portray and and put out there for everybody.
03:32:19
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And, and we haven't talked in three years and ah in over three years. And, and, and, and now, and now we're at this point where, know,
03:32:29
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Now he's playing these stupid ass games with my kids. And on all honesty, the last conversation that him and I had, I kind of wish would have went the alternative route as opposed to let them walk out of my house.
03:32:45
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But, thats you know, we we come to terms, we take ownership, we learn to deal with it, how we have to deal with it. and and and And you kind of become an advocate. And like I said,
03:33:00
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Is what I do right for me personally and how I deal with the the the trauma and the drama and the bullshit and day-to-day life?
03:33:14
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Some people would probably say that it's not right because this is my outlet. This is where I go. This is what I do. That's how you heal, Clay. That's how you heal. But if you look at me where I was seven years ago, Wally, tell me I'm wrong if I'm wrong.
03:33:31
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Where I was seven years ago. where i were Actually, you know what? Where I was last year compared to where I am right now.
03:33:41
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i'm I'm better. Tell me if I'm wrong. ah You're the only one that can't apply to this. 100% right, man. Both of us, honestly. I mean, expecting myself for what I went through 2025, let alone what i went through my household with with the wife and everything else. And dude, I could have easily folded and everything else, and but I didn't.
03:34:10
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And part of it is is because of you, not only you, but being able to come on here and do my shows that take my mind off of what I dealt with last year alone. So, I mean.
03:34:24
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Yes. Because men needed outlet. okay yes yes and it's safe and like you said like you said click a safe space i don't want to say safe space and i i say that because it's modernized it's it's men need the appreciateate to men but men need um men's immense space because a safe space just just it it doesn't by that definition is not right um
03:34:58
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and um I'm going to speak on that because that this is a difference between men from you know tens of thousands, hundreds of thousands of years till now. And then then all of a sudden you have all these movements and stuff with everything going on.
03:35:12
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um There we go. Let me turn my camera back on.
03:35:18
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the And we we discussed earlier um the difference between um men and women, how women women understand men and you know that that difference and stuff and where that communication, that compromise he's a needs to come up. Right? Who knows?
03:35:33
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You guys heard me preach earlier. And on this side of the box. The problem is is men are not taught how to be men. And I mean, it's it's basic for us. No, because, and Nils, to add on that, our generation, because the four of us are about the same age.
03:35:49
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We're in that same generation. We were brought up. I mean, I can't tell you how many times, and and I'll say this, my grandfathers were, I mean, my grandfathers were my biggest influence in my life.
03:36:01
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You know, God love them to death. Yeah. oh I with so i was it was, it was, it was, it was beat in my head. One thing, one phrase. And, and, and this, and this is what kills me because I allow people to to, to, to, to make me their villain in their story.
03:36:22
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and yeah And this is what kills me. Listening to others is what destroys me. Both of my grandfathers say what you do. and do what you say.
03:36:33
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Because as a man, your word means everything. Exactly. That's your character, yes. And that's gone out the window with this newer generation.
03:36:45
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And that's the thing is don't blame that generation. We need to. I'm not blaming them. I'm not blaming them because. i they have i will um um i will say this and that Wally's right. And you're right.
03:36:55
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At the same time, we need to teach them regardless of what society says we need to teach them because that's the exact way through many generations for the past 100,000 years or or longer.
03:37:08
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that we were raised that they forgot because feelings and and other things, um there's so many factors involved with it, but a man takes care of his family. Number one, whether it's you and your dog, you and your kids, you, your wife and your kids, whatever a man takes care of his family, a man fights.
03:37:25
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And what I mean by that is he fights for the values and the principles and stuff that he believes in, not what he thinks or what society thinks against him, what he believes, regardless if, it interferes with somebody else's beliefs or opinions because ultimately society does not society does not evolve to how you live you still there if if that was the truth then the Amish wouldn't be the Amish you always fight for your family and at the end of the day no matter of the stress you always do the right thing and Glicky knows as well as I do in our belief you are taught every day to be smarter faster and stronger than you were the day before
03:38:07
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That's what our gods teach us. So that's just a religious belief, but that's something that all men through all beliefs and all religions, you know, regardless, they're taught the same thing.
03:38:20
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oh they aren I have a question. I have a question to ask. Let me finish real quick and then we'll get back to that. So like my grandfather taught me, now he said, build your position, build yourself into a position to fuck you.
03:38:36
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To where people come and they beg you for many, fuck you, man. And then at the same time, turn around and teach them. So when they're they're they're begging, and and our in our personal belief, you know the God's hate beggars. But at the same time, when people are like, you know they're wanting to ask this stuff from you and and and things, you can turn around and teach them to be the man that you are. And that's where society has felt.
03:38:58
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To where now we belittle those that are less than us instead of turning around and saying, hey, I'm going to teach you how to be better than me. or the same as me, which is where you have mentors.
03:39:11
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And mentors is is you can find anybody in history. it It doesn't have to be living or it could be present whatever. doesn't It doesn't have to be anybody living. And to truly be successful, you you want to be where they are at in life or better, whether it's Marcus Aurelius, whether it's Ragnar, one of the ancient kings, whether it's Jesus Christ, whatever your belief is, every day you should strive to do that. And you need to teach other men how to do that.
03:39:38
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And that's where we have felt in society because we started belittling and being judgmental instead of curious. Well, and that boils down to being a parent. Eddie, I'm going to get to you. And Mandy, thank you for that 100%. Just a man, not a parent, just a man.
03:39:54
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Well, I mean, and as a parent and especially as as as ah as ah as a boy dad, and I raised flip tons. I understand that. In this new generation, in this new wave, and and and all and our generation, and I'm speaking specifically for our generation,
03:40:18
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we are responsible for showing that it's all right to be emotional. It's okay to to show emotion because that doesn't change who you are. That doesn't change what you are. as i can still i can still be the biggest dog in the yard, but if I watch a goddamn Hallmark movie and it makes me fucking cry, I'm going to cry, but I'm still going to be the biggest dog in the fucking yard at the end of the day. but you won't You watch that Hallmark movie, you cry, but you don't go out and tell others about it.
03:40:52
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You can tell others about it. well that's why It's personal. right but you But you're teaching that generation like you're... Every man from our generation died only when old Taylor was shot. Hold on.
03:41:05
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oh oiling ah say I'm with those right? sorry. yeah um Because as a child, as a child, I was told to be seen and not fucking heard. Okay?
03:41:18
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As a child. So...
03:41:22
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When I was essayed and abused, okay, I was told to be seen and not heard. So who am I going to go to and reach out for help?
03:41:35
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If I'm told to be seen and not heard, it's distilled in my brain. so and that i say r j way So I didn't have any, I didn't have anybody to turn to. I didn't know who I could trust.
03:41:50
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So, you know, who became my best friend? The bottle. The bottle became my best friend. I became an alcoholic. That was the easiest outlet for you. out Yeah, I get that. Yes. Now, now, now, this is where it becomes, a did this is where my life changed.
03:42:09
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This is where my life changed. So, the d savior i i was I was sitting in my vehicle. It was a Sunday, right? And I was sober.
03:42:22
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That time I didn't have a driver's license. Right. And I'm sitting in my vehicle and in order to get to the hospital to get help, there's a bridge.
03:42:34
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Right. And it, and part of me was saying, go over the bridge. Part of me was saying, go to the hospital. Part of me was saying, go over the bridge.
03:42:45
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Part of me was saying, I went to the hospital. No one around me understood me. Yeah. But I wanted to show the world. I wanted to show the world that I'm not who I am. I'm different.
03:43:02
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So I went got help. I walked into that hospital. I told him by you know it i told where my head was at, and I got admitted. I needed to be admitted.
03:43:14
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Right? yeah There's no shame in it. all help Yes. I was literally grasping and reaching out for help because I have a mother, i have a child, and if I would taken the shortcut, what type of person would I have been?
03:43:33
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Yeah. You made the right decision. okay Okay. Yes. You led with presence and not noise, and that's what men need to be taught today.
03:43:46
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No, and that's what... And that's the reason why 15 years later, well, 13 years later, I started a channel called All Things Serious, right?
03:43:58
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And I um specifically talked about men's mental health and the stigma behind it. Drop your YouTube channel on the link.
03:44:09
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Yeah, especially well it's now called it's now called well the thing is I'm not a model on your channel then um but I'm not a model on your channel Oh You can drop it Well drop a copy I don't have a wrench or drop it in private chat And that's the I that private chat With a lot that's going on, you know similar to your situation, we've had a lot of cases in West Virginia.
03:44:37
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So when those people remain silent, when you see injustice, you stand on the side of the oppressor. Well, where's his channel? Well, as long as he's silent, he said he can't drop the link without that. And then that's part of what what Eddie's talking about. oh what Eddie, what is your channel? yeah Well, the thing is,
03:45:00
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I'm giving it to you right now. Back chat. Yeah. What is that?
03:45:07
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Yeah. She's giving me like dirty looks. We know who the true producer of Black chat. I got you, Kayla.
03:45:20
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i got you kayla Well, the thing is, that's his YouTube channel. Kayla's going to find it. No, dude, I'll tell you what, i' tell you what Eddie. um So, you know, um it's it's wild because, you know, with with with all the things that that that transpired in my life and and and all the shit I went through, um i turned to the bottle.
03:45:49
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it was I was a young alcoholic. Me too. I was also i also have a i also have a very violent past.
03:46:01
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um Yeah. ah may i I was very angry. I didn't care. hurt a lot of people, man. And it is what it is. But that's how I when I was younger, that's how i dealt with it and and and i And I joke around and I tease and I say like at 40, almost 45 years old, I've got like five good fights left in me. You know what i mean? Like I got five. like
03:46:32
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I am 45, right? So I am 45. Yeah. yeah And so, you know, I, um, so it don' I love the fight. Don't get me wrong. I love the fight.
03:46:46
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Oh, like a man. But, but, I mean, I don't look like it. I love peace. yeah I love peace. I don't look like it and don't sound like it.
03:46:59
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But I don't want to fight nobody. I don't want to get in an altercation. want to give you a hug, Blake. I want to just wrap my arms around you and give you a bear hug. no I just want to wrap my arms around you give you a big grizzly bear hug.
03:47:13
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That's what I do. And sing this for damn bonfire and just bullshit all night long. If I'm in a bar and and and you're getting angry and you're getting aggravated, like... I just want to like buy you a beer. Not, not necessarily you, Eddie, but like in general, like I want to buy you a beer. and I want to buy you. I want to do a shot with you.
03:47:34
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i want to like hang out with you. Like, man, dude, I, I, I, I wear the scars, man. Like at the end of the day, but the scars are real. They're all over. They're all over my hands. They're all over my body.
03:47:50
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i mean You can see these hands. you These are not normal fucking fingers. You can see them and look at them. Those are not normal fingers. you know what but You know what, Tom, I enjoyed the most recently before I came back to Florida?
03:48:08
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I was a nightclub bouncer, right? I was a bouncer for years, man. Yes. So what I did, right? like Like, say, for example, say, for example, i i worked I worked the door.
03:48:22
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and So I had to check your ID and I had to pat you down to make sure you didn't have any weapons. Yeah. Warned them. imperial after After I wanted you pat you down and made sure you had no weapons,
03:48:40
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I'd offer you a hug. Yeah, man. I'd give you a hug. man and you don't know And you know why? You know why I did that? And I'll tell you why I did that, Nils. And you guys will be surprised.
03:48:54
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I was a bouncer and a bartender for seven years. The best bouncers are the ones that will absolutely, absolutely talk someone down. now I mean, there's people that, hell, fuck you, I'll kick his ass. No.
03:49:06
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They're the ones that, at at the last... ah and those was the will fight oh no no i do it hear this and to hear this i was the most respected bouncer on the strip the entire strip of the clubs everybody came to my club because they loved me because of who i was as a person i was a hugger
03:49:38
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And everybody loved it that I was personable, that I cared about you, and I looked out for you. Right? so much much i could I could secure a club of 260 people by myself and no fights would happen in that club because of me.
03:50:00
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That's it. That's that's exactly how it Because they respected me not to fight in the club. Like I told people... i got a I would know people, if you had if you have beef, take it to Alleyway.
03:50:16
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But don't do it here in the club. Yeah, I got a rule in life. A rule in life. It was the same rule I had as a bouncer. It's a three-strike rule. It's three-strike rule.
03:50:29
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First time I come and talk to you, I'm cool. I'm common cool collected. I'm your boy. You know i mean? and i And I carry this in life, and I've always carried this in life.
03:50:41
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Second time I come and talk to you, I'm going to get a little bit loud. I'm going to use some curse words. I'm going to assert my quote-unquote dominance. The third time I come and talk to you, more than likely I'm putting hands on you.
03:50:58
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That's how I was. And in all honesty,
03:51:06
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Kayla almost got to see the third rule, but she was better than I am, and and and and we had to leave. and seriously so Well, I couldn't leave. had to work. I couldn't leave.
03:51:21
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I was working. get what you're saying, Blake. So you saw her last Her best friend was welcome you you saw last year her regarding to And the third one was, yeah, yeah you know what I'm talking about.
03:51:44
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It's a three-strike rule in my world. You know, and Kayla almost got it. Well, that's most part of it. Most part of it is three outs to understand, drunk or sober, hey, you're screwing up. You need to stop, you know, before we step in.
03:52:01
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yeah know grasy and angie's best friend um her where Angie's best friend, her dad, very good friend of mine. But there's certain people when they drink certain things, you know, they they start to get. so You what I'm talking about. Crowned royal. Look out third strike with glu Yeah. You're right. After the fourth shot of Crown of Royal, you're ready to clear out the bar. Well, he was just in that moment. I mean, he would he would watch Gunsmoke and drink whiskey. I respect that.
03:52:35
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He's at the bar, and you know you're able to relax and stuff, but then you want to vent and all this tension come out, you're just ready to fight. So he he started getting a little bit upset, and I just got right in his face like this, and I said, listen, Bill, if you don't calm down,
03:52:48
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Nothing against other women, but I said, that fat chick over there, i want to give her your number until you tell her that you eat burritos from the middle. And he he just busted out laughing, patted me on the shoulder, and I knew right then it was diffused.
03:53:05
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Right there. brother um the so That's what good bouncers do. Shout out to Wally. Wally knows that third straight.
03:53:16
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ah yeah So, you know what I would do, right? Is like if you were like came into the club and you weren't talking, but I could see in your eyes you were having a bad day.
03:53:32
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And you know what happens when you're having a bad day and decide to drink some alcohol? Yeah. Bad things happen. You want fight or you're really depressed? Really depressed. Yes.
03:53:43
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So what I would do is I would give you a hug. And believe it in not or not, a hug. The reason why do the hug, and I'll explain why, is that heart to heart.
03:54:00
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Yeah. They can feel the energy. I'll tell you what, man. I'll tell you what, man. I like that. I like that mentality because... of strict And a free um and you when you know how many foods I had changed with people giving them that hug that embracement right now females that was different you know what i'm saying yeah i you i would give dudes hugs you know and if a female reached in for the hug i'd give it back to her know what i'm saying but i wasn't like pushing the issue of women but more women came up to me for a hug than the men would right they're a little bit more emotional than men and then once the men would get jealous
03:54:47
Speaker
of the women giving me hugs so they wanted to give me hugs yeah that's understandable yeah and i mean hey the bone hugs to marry you bro at least i know you got that positive energy running through you because i'm in a good mood today right yeah and uh only The only time. And you're just like, hey.
03:55:11
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and And you know, you clasp his hand. Come in for a hug. Pat his back. yeah but you You know my nickname up north was in the club scene? What's that? Thor. No shit. Everybody called me Thor.
03:55:25
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A bro hug goes long way. Oh, yeah. yeah I will say in the fire service, man, um after after a a very and intense fire, absolutely's like I remember I wrote something on on that. like There was nothing. then There was a certain smell from that um after a structure fire that when you know everybody made it out okay, everybody's good, just like people embrace each other and in a hug, or would like pat on the back, whatever. Yeah.
03:56:00
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It was very... It was very... You know what I mean? It was like, you know, hey, we did it. you know Not only did we succeed, but everybody's safe. We're all going home.
03:56:15
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yeah so I've never told anybody on this on YouTube. so This is an exclusive here on Glick's channel. So when Angie and I first met, i was already a firefighter. I was a career firefighter. I love my job, greatest job on earth. And I always say that.
03:56:29
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um And so when we got together um about three months later, I said, hey, this is what I do. but i will never change this. um you're either i gave her an ultimatum. You're either in or you're out. And if you're wrong, I promise you this.
03:56:43
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I will always come home. I will never, ever break that oath. And I never did. In 25 years, I never broke that oath. So and I promise that to every even when I, um you know, all the way up to battalion chief, I don told my you will go home to your families and never broke that either.
03:57:08
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So, yeah, that that was the one solemn oath I gave my wife is I will always come home no matter what I do, even outside of the fire service and every other career. I will always come home and I'm never broken that oath.
03:57:23
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You know, I've never, i i boxed for three and a half years. I was an amateur boxer, right? um After I left the boxing ring, I never i never got into, really got into any physical obligations because people were intimidated by my size.
03:57:52
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Okay. Which... but ah oh i could I mean, people are intimidated by my size, but... but I've been... dead well i won't i wont know i won't get on that road.
03:58:08
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There was one incident altercation one incident that
03:58:15
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I should have got arrested.
03:58:19
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i should have what i should have got a arrest Okay. But I didn't.
03:58:29
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This dude violated a couple females inside the club. I wasn't working. He got kicked out of the club. He was standing on the street, running his mouth.
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So I walked over there and popped once. It put him in the hospital for four days.
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I hit him one time.
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I hit him so hard, he stretched out like a tree and fell. And his head bounced off the pavement.
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And I should got arrested, but I didn't.
03:59:09
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You know, there's one thing you don't do around me is violating women. Oh, yeah. I almost went to jail for a couple years because of that. honest You don't do that. Nope.
03:59:23
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You're violating women? Yep. Not you. Neil said he almost went to jail for couple years. know i i wasn't I was in a bar with a couple of guys off-duty that I worked with, and um this this young fucking college kid was hitting on this girl, and the girl felt more comfortable with us.
03:59:42
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yeah, i'm married, but it's like, you know, you're already in protector. So she was safer with us. And, um, I said, yeah, so we're getting ready go out smoke. If you want to go out with us, well, the fucking drunk dipshit, um, came out and, um, he, uh, he was just badgering this girl, you know, Hey, want your number, you know?
04:00:05
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And, uh, So finally, she's she's like, no, get the fuck away from me. Well, he flicked a cigarette in her face. When he did that, I just nailed him in the chin, just right square in the chin.
04:00:17
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course, him drinking that night and being stupid and belligerent, he yeah stress out he hit his head on the fucking sidewalk, and it caused a brain bleed. and And because of that, he ended up ah um being unalived.
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So they tried to hit me with a manslaughter charge. It was eventually dropped.
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There's a lot of character witnesses and stuff and I witnesses in the case that stood them on my behalf. that you know, hey, this dude fucked up. And because he flipped that cigarette in that girl's face, it just... Like that. It just set me off, and I just fucking drilled his ass.
04:00:57
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um But because of the alcohol content in his body and stuff, he ended up bleeding out from a blame brain bleeding and unaliving. And so I got slapped with a gut arrested and slapped with a manslaughter charge, and like I said, it ended up getting dropped from...
04:01:13
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um basically ah equivalent to a self-defense. so But yeah, it almost ended my career, and and it would affect my family. And hey, if I had gone to jail for it ah for 15-plus years or whatever the charge was, I would have stood by it. Yeah, I did the right thing.
04:01:32
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Morally, in my mind, I did the right thing. And it it didn't affect me either way, but the charges ended up getting dropped, and there was no conviction, so there was a need for expungement.
04:01:45
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so He lost his life to a bad decision because he was drinking, which was unfortunate. That's the bad thing.
04:01:56
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But me standing up for someone because of that, i will i would do it a thousand times again. Have you been paying attention lately? a Stupid games win stupid prize. Because not responsible for the actions or behaviors of another person.
04:02:21
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Did you know what was wrong? No. Was the situation how done the same day very unfortunate, but I'm not responsible for his behavior.
04:02:32
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You we run your mouth like a man. You're going to get hit like a man and his actions and his behaviors towards somebody else. And I step for them. I would do it a thousand times again, right? a And not in 100% was in the right for it because this fucking stupid ass college kid whose father didn't teach him any better of how to respect women ended up paying the ultimate price.
04:02:59
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That is not my problem.
04:03:03
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Don't make your bullshit my bullshit. Correct. So how he behaved was my best friend. Because if you're my best friend, then you sign up for my bullshit and my bullshit is your bullshit. Yeah, I mean, dude, my best friend wanted to drive home. Well, I'll see if it's just so you know, my bullshit is your bullshit and your bullshit is my bullshit.
04:03:29
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My best friend, and he'll tell you right now if if I can get him. I mean, it's late, obviously, but Yeah, he wanted to drive home drunk and knowing that he would hurt somebody. And I fucking laid his ass out and threw him in the backseat of the car and drove his ass home.
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He thanked me later. and i was driving a taxi. I don't want to see was driving a taxi one time.
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And this dude sitting in the backseat reached forward and grabbed the steering wheel ah while I was driving. Oh, yeah. so I smacked his hands out of the way.
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And I said, the next time you reach forward and grab the steering wheel, I'm going to elbow you in the face and break your nose. Right? Because I had two passengers in the vehicle.
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What I didn't know is that the dude in the back seat and the dude sitting in the front passenger seat were brothers. Okay? o So, I get a little further up the road and the dude decides to try to reach for the steering wheel again.
04:04:33
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And caused an accident. So I elbowed him in the face and broke his nose. Right? After the accident? No.
Friendships and Life Lessons
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it is The accident didn't happen because I stopped him.
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Okay, okay. So them I come to a complete stop and I drag him out the car with his broken nose and all and left him on the side of the road and continued on with the fare.
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I just happened to be a block away from the destination. He couldn't wait. Right? oh So, I drop him off. Their fare was $35.
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The dude gave me a fencing second change. I left.
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A couple weeks later, the boss man calls me up and says, hey, I need you to go pick up at Moskwood. The two brothers that he had the problem with, They need a ride and they requested you and they want to talk to you.
04:05:36
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Like, all right.
04:05:41
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Dude, the brother that I, the dude's nose that got broken, he gave me a hundred dollar tip and apologized to me for acting stupid.
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Yeah. hello Yeah. That's a man. That's, that's actually an awesome outcome. I mean, that's similar to what I did to my my best friend, you know, since shit we knew each other since I was in America.
04:06:09
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And um you you cannot reason with someone under the influence of drugs or alcohol. You can't. No matter how hard you try, you can talk and talk about you can't. So it it it drew to that point to where, hey, I'm going to knock his ass out, throw him in the backseat and drive him home in his own car, took his keys out of his pocket. We threw him in the back. My wife was there. She witnessed it.
04:06:29
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And everybody's like, what the hell? But they understood it at the same time. um My father calls a cognitive reset. um And he thanked me later.
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And I said, man, the the last thing I want to see you do is kill somebody drinking and drive go to jail. I will not let that happen to you. I will be the one that will stand up sober or drinking myself. I will not let that happen to you. That is yes god that is the honor of a true friend.
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And most most of the friends that I actually made in high school when I moved to America because I was an outsider um were people that I fought.
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You don't see that today. love that. but Stats between Michigan and Ohio State. yeah where yeah Yeah, if you live in Toledo, yeah, good luck.
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But yeah, where most people now they they want to stab or shoot or whatever, you know, they would just want that ultimate victory ah versus when we in our generation, you know, you fought somebody that's when you truly understood them.
04:07:37
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And that was kind of crazy. And I don't want to use a movie reference for it because it doesn't reflect real life. But it was a very good quote. um I think it was in the second Matrix movie when um ah what's his name said, you don't truly understand somebody until you fight them. That is 100 percent accurate.
04:07:56
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100% accurate. And even my best friend from childhood in America, you know, since I was 11, who was closest to me, the first one to befriend me, and I had to do that to him. And he thanked me afterwards. And I said, I would expect you to do the same thing to me.
04:08:11
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That was my response. Never let me jeopardize him from court judgment. He is. He's going to get it. That is a story of my life. I'm always tired.
04:08:24
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I thought you would fall asleep right there. a man i will serve This is why I love nonsensical network from from kicking a Ravens slash Phillies bullshit fan off for whatever reason. to out car Well, well, well. well the earth i say oh let pay Hold one second,
04:08:48
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I don't give a fuck whatever flavor of the week team that she's rooting for. i'm not saying that. She's an obnoxious, stupid bitch. What what would makes... i'm I'm not saying that specifically. Just every topic we've discussed at tonight has been so nonsensical, and that's what makes this channel... We just talk about things, this man. We just... we just Saturday night, just whatever comes up we talk about, man. The next topic could be gardening. It does not matter. We've covered pretty much everything tonight. is it no a
04:09:23
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And that's why I love this channel. You are not going to make me tap, you goofy little bitch. yeah Right out there in that yard, I'm going to make your big ass tap. Okay.
04:09:38
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Don't you but what's go play with me, Wall-Tephas. Right? Wall-Tephas, I love it. Don't you play with me, Wall-Tephas. I'm going to make you tap, tap, tap. And you know what? I'm not going to let you.
04:09:55
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love how they're like, Wally, what's up with your hair? And then all of a sudden, it's all I'm saying. What happened your camera angle there? ah
04:10:04
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I hit my goddamn... love Wally. Do I misrespect Wally? Not only am I going to make Wally tap, I won't say that I'm going to make him call me Daddy because nobody else is allowed to call me Daddy. But I'm going to make him call Uncle Glick.
04:10:19
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Uncle Glick. You better tap your ass out and call me Uncle Glick, Wall Cephas. You big bitch. So, Glick, I'll call you.
04:10:30
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I don't know what height has to do with being at that. I'm Getting back on that topic, that this is the one thing, Eddie, to change. I'm 6'2". I'm a short guy. I'm a short little guy. I'm only 6'2". You're above average.
04:10:47
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You're above average. i'm not a That's the only thing I'm above average in length. In every aspect that You did learn to know that it's not about the length. It's about the girth, and that came from Kayla.
04:11:13
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And I have no girth. Shit. Fuck, man. I got no girth. I got no length. God damn it. She still loves me. Why?
04:11:29
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It's a great thing. i have ah I have a fantastic beard and amazing hair. Because other than that, I don't know why she's still here. and yet That conversation has got to be the beard. It's all about hair. We were talking about today. i was like, you know, the conversation has come up multiple times for charity, you know,
04:11:53
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Keep it or shave it, beard and or hair hair. And I want to do something for the kids, and I want to do something for the doggos, because I love kids and I love doggos.
04:12:05
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and it And she hit me with the, clearly, don't my opinion. And I'm like, clearly, my beard's still here, and clearly, I still have my hair. So your opinion does matter.
04:12:20
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Because I all you assholes that watch and listen and join these panels would want me to shave my head and want me to shave my beard, and you would donate a little bit of money. It's not going to happen.
04:12:36
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it's not going to happen It's not going happen. It's not allowed. It's not allowed. I got to do something else. I don't know. I got to do i gotta to do charity. If we raise $5,000, I got to be shirtless and Daisy Dukes dancing to Britney Spears. Yeah. From the...
04:12:58
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You're betting off turning Iran back to paganism. new ski On the Nonsense World Network, Kayla just said, you can do that. You can do that as long as... So I'm putting it out there.
04:13:09
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We have to raise a minimum of $5,000 and I can dance in Daisy Dukes and Shirtless... I guess on TikTok or something, it'll be shown on here as well. So I guess that's the charity so that the sick kids and the starving doggos can get some money.
04:13:32
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i will say for ten thousand also i just want to say kayla said often kids dying of whatever they're dying from i only care about the doggos and that is a quote from kayla what the kids i only care about the dog yeah we we don't care about their um mismanaged type 2 diabetes Fuck you stupid piece of shit kids dying of cancer.
04:13:58
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we only care not be my for you I'm 5'11 and full of pissing. Calm down.
04:14:09
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Don't make me whoop your ass, Chip.
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I'm 11 years old and I'm hyped up on Mountain Dew. Don't make me whoop your ass, Chip. yeah So I climb up your back like a spider monkey.
04:14:25
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It's only big girth if you get friction. hey, hey, hey, hands of seed. Hey, Don't be bragging up in here in the chat, Mr. I get friction on the pickle jar. God damn, that's some girth.
04:14:40
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Daggum, son. that know Yeah, the the the men's mental health thing, bro. i would I would love to be a guest on that. um yeah I feel like i feel like the the mental health show needs to come back. Kayla's told me to bring it back.
04:14:57
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good It's not the situation that matters. It's how you handle it at that time with anything in life. And the only reason I have to be a guest is I was 21 when I lost my daughter. You knew about that.
04:15:11
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You put me in check that night back in February. ah what was not I was... I watched nine of my best friends die in June 18, 2007. Eddie knows this whole story. Like everything someone young at that age should deal with between the military, fire service, and everything else to be able to overcome things like that. And yes, having to seek mental health help for that, which thank goodness at that time there was – A battalion chief that stood up. I could go through that whole story, but anyhow, and able to raise four sons with a great wife, which you all saw.
04:15:50
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You know, she's she's everything I am not. She is the very best of me, of us, of our family. So, yeah, when people think, man, I can't get through this and I have to have a vice, whether her it's, you know, some type of drug or i alcohol. I don't drink because I'm depressed. I don't drink to um to to to vice to cope with anything. I drink to relax.
04:16:13
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But it wasn't like that at the time. I was a raging alcoholic for 11 years, so I'll tell you that. don't have no shame in that. I was a raging alcoholic at one point in time.
04:16:25
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And I've bounced back and forth and fought that demon and fought that darkness and everything like that. But it wasn't even the alcohol. My vice, my, man, I gotta be 100% honest with you guys. I don't give a fuck.
04:16:42
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My vice was punching people in the face. Oh, man, I loved to fight when I was younger. ah Like, that's that's how it to I dealt, and that's how I process shit, man. I just punch people in the face and fuck my life.
04:16:58
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I was given this insane, um like high threshold for pain. You know, now, now, now I'll be a little bit honest with you.
04:17:13
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Over the last several months, I've become a little bit of a baby because I get baby, I get baby and I get pampered and I get, and I get taken care of if I, if I say something hurts, but I got her very high threshold.
04:17:28
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Yeah. But I got a very high threshold for pain. Show up, Nils. I get it, man. I was a popular kid in high school that beat up bullies. Yeah, she said, yeah, that's what I was, too. Thank you. I got to take care of my baby, just so you know, Nils. But I got a very high threshold for pain. And like I said, you know, Wally knows me. Wally's been my best friend since the seventh grade. Wally knows me.
04:18:01
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wally wally Wally, literally, I don't like bullies. I hate fucking bullies. Oh, yeah. well I loved it, man. loved it. You know how it was. and and there's no wallish and and and and And this is not a dick comparison conversation. Who's strong? Who's not? Blah, blah, blah.
04:18:21
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Wally literally, like, stood back and watched me take on Oh, Jesus, I got to be careful how I phrase this because I know you assholes will chop and screw it.
04:18:34
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This will a quick one. We're taking this with the rock. Yeah, if you're watching, buddy. No, like i fought I fought three dudes, and Wally just stood back and watched. because And Wally knows who I'm talking about. I'm not dropping names on purpose. I've had this before you go any farther. Is Wally like a person that knew how you would fight? but that You always have that one friend that's smarter than you, but you don't think he'd fight? No, no. So I moved in with my... um I won't dive into the story, but I...
04:19:10
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Due to un and unfortunate, maybe fortunate, maybe, I don't know. I had to go live with my dad when I was 12. Okay. So when I had to go live with my dad and and then and ah and I joined the new school that I joined, um you know, you got the new kid. And there's always that one sorry son of a bitch who has to show the new kid around. Yeah. Yeah.
04:19:38
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Yeah, Wally was that sorry son of a bitch. That had to show me around. I'll show you around, but I won't put you in the damn trash can at the end of the day. yeah, yeah. And Wally and I became best friends.
04:19:51
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um And ah to this day, and we met in seventh grade. And to this day, Wally's one of my best friends. I love this dude to death. this This motherfucker was literally, when some shit was going sideways, he...
04:20:08
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I was 12 hours away in Charleston, South Carolina. Yeah, check town. yep and and Shit was going sideways. and He said, send me your fucking address.
04:20:19
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I'm already in the car. You had to be in North Carolina. This is the guy. Wally is my end all be all. if if If I got had a body, I got to chop a body up.
04:20:35
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I need an alibi. like that's That's Wally. wallie case you Do you know where Stratford High is? Stratford? Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. And down in Charleston? Yeah, Stratford.
04:20:46
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Yeah, Berkeley County, Houston. Stratford High. Class of 97. Nice. So, yeah. no So, Wally and I actually went toe-to-toe, his forehead to my nose one time. His forehead to my nose.
04:21:06
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And it was it was funny because we were we were we were squared up. We was ready to go. And Wally was like, yeah, this is going to be bad for everybody involved. And and it was a bullshit situation. Nonetheless, Wally and i have only had one discrepancy in our friendship. um It was a bullshit thing. And it literally took him and I going nose to nose before...
04:21:33
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I'll just say Wally realized he was in the wrong because I'm never in the wrong. I'm always right. Suck it, Walsy-fist. yeah Waffle House on James Island, but go ahead.
04:21:44
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Yeah. So, yeah. you know No, no, no. Wally's my best friend, man. That's that that's my guy. that's that's That's a dude I could – I, like, 27 dudes could show up at my house right now wanting to fight, and I'd be like, Wally?
04:21:58
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I need you, dog. and And he's a half hour away and he'd be here in five minutes. ah Don't ask me how. Don't ask me how. don't but like like yeah yeah like Don't ask me how he got here in five minutes.
04:22:15
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but but Wally's going to be here in five fucking minutes. and And you don't give a fuck if I'm in the rug. can be like, Yo, know Wally, there's 27 dudes here. i fucked up.
04:22:26
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It's my fault. And Wally's going be like, don't give a fuck. Boom. Out the door. No question.
04:22:35
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Wally, trash level compactors for the drink. but whatever not I'm not that Wally. Not one of those Wally's. That's my homie. yeah that's That's my dog, man.
04:22:47
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Wow. Yeah, Yeah, Kayla's got my back, too. Yeah, no, Kayla's got my back, too. Yeah, Kayla's 100%. It's going to be me, Kayla, and then Wallace Showman. I'll be in Chucktown in four weeks, by the way, because my niece graduated high school. Yeah, you're probably going to be swinging the way before I do. and we will have i' love I've got to tell you this quick story, man, because got two mutual friends, you know.
04:23:18
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Differences of the opinion. So you're that friend that has to play the mediator. So I had this little so scrawny, nerdy friend. with hamma and another And another friend named Lance who I played football with. mr strafford So, um you know, they got into it for whatever reason. You know, 90s drama.
04:23:37
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And Joey was just this a little nerdy dirty kid. Very scrawny. Didn't have an ounce of muscle muscle on him, but he had fucking brains. And then Lance, and Lance was um ah a little bit more hot-tempered than me. So, and you know, ah ah they were going to fight, and i said, all right I'm going to play the mediator and stuff.
04:23:56
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Without a hand, I'm splitting you guys up. So if I beat both you all's assers or one of y'all, you know how it went in the ninety s So, but Lance was more the honorable person. You know, he's not just going to jump and waylay on the little kid. He's he's going to give a chance to fight. You know, he gets to throw the first two or three punches.
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So he bagged Joey up against the wall and stuff like that. This was back in the day, folks, when we were able to wear like tank tops and just shorts, like the bare minimum of school before they started getting all asinine about shit.
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So literally Lance had a wife beater on and fucking khaki cargo shorts. Joey was in jeans and a damn Nirvana black Nirvana t-shirt.
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So he backed Joey up against the wall. Joey's got long hair, Lance short hair because you know, football and, and the wife beater and and stuff. And I remember Lance telling him, he's like, hit me right here.
04:24:52
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This is my weak spot. Hit me right here. Like giving Joey hints. Telling him. So Joey just sizes him up, looks up and down, reaches up, grabs his armpit hairs and rips him out. Lance grabs his armpit, his ground fucking rolls. He's screaming like the fight's done.
04:25:09
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And I looked at Joey and Joey's just standing in there and he's looking at me. and I said, fucker, you're going to work for NASA one day. That was genius. Never even thought of something like that. Lance never fucked with Joey, and Joey never ran his mouth about Lance, and it was done. like The fight was done right then. But I remember looking at Joey, and I'd like, motherfucker, you're going to work for NASA one day.
04:25:31
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Never heard from him again after high school. I was like, that kid's a fucking genius. He's probably working in Los Alamos or for the National Security Agency or somewhere. Yeah, he would he had just like never even thought about something like that.
04:25:50
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Oh, my God, have to piss. It's that fucking Hawaiian shirt, man. It's your mom. yeah i Don't say that. My mom's dead. That was mine.
04:26:02
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Oh, well, okay, then. They're probably drinking together, bitching about us. Look at these two poor motherfuckers on YouTube talking about this shit. He's got
04:26:15
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got to come back to WWE. You go from talking about your dead mom to fucking WWE? I thought I was bad. so do Seth Rollins on Dean and Roman.
04:26:29
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He never turned on Roman. Always had his back.
04:26:38
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i <unk> really from Everything you guys have been through, especially Eddie. Like where Eddie's been through in life to where he's at now. Oh my goodness, man. That is the hardest word.
04:26:49
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Oh, sure. You can take everything away from him. He's still on top. But that's one thing people don't understand. People that have such a trauma like that.
04:27:00
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He always has to remove his back. When you have nothing, you have nothing to lose. You can't take anything. That's me. that's really want
04:27:14
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So that's what Eddie reminds me of. Seth Rollins. They were the shield when they first came up to the main roster. Yeah. And they were actually Seth Rollins. Ellis says, go, Pessie, don't give a shit.
04:27:29
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And hit both of them from behind the chairs. Secretly, he was a Rey Mysterio fan anyways. And we're still trying to push feet around the reins.
04:27:41
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And they were putting him out these fucking bullshit situations. Yeah, I don't want pissing in shut up go pee
04:27:55
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yeah i don't want you piss in in the damn living room ah um seeed living around he knows better yeah kate yeah exactly cale's being nice she's like shut up good pee
04:28:15
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Oh, my God. You're pissing in damnation. Joe in the kitchen.
04:28:24
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If you like this type of content with... Sorry, and ja I didn't take a piss, but then something popped up. I had shoot Kayla, but then something else popped up. Something else popped up, and I love this shit.
04:28:36
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This shit's wild. he i see I said it the last time I was on here when we were so celebrating five years of nonsensical nonsense. Has it been five years already?
04:28:51
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This fucking show has been five years. Five years. Hit that like and subscribe, folks. Hit that like and subscribe. Like, share, and subscribe, you goofy sons of bitches. But I was showing Kayla something, and I had to go take a piss, and then this this other thing popped up, and and and I like this. I like this, man.
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I've been blocked, unblocked, added, unadded, hated, loved, but never forgotten.
04:29:23
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Fuck you, Joe Rogan, you piece of shit. You ain't on my love, man. That was random. Fuck you, Joe Rogan!
04:29:33
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i say that, but I would love to have a i would love to have a show, a one-on-one with Joe Rogan. I just want to hang out with the guy. I just want to hang out with the guy. I don't like the guy. Well, I do like the guy, but I just want to hang out with the guy.
04:29:46
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I like his content. I like Joe Rogan. I mean, Joe Rogan is the godfather of broadcasting at the end of the day. Yeah, a man that would defend his daughters in a heartbeat. I know there's five
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04:29:58
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people watching now. We're going to get crazier in a minute. If you would please smash that like... It's not five people watching this. It's not your friends who are six now. I guarantee you, you are not going to be disappointed in this content.
04:30:09
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And yeah, you can say, hey, this is YouTube. There's a lot of drama. Everybody's drinking or smoking weed and trying to get past that part in their life. But here is a little bit different with...
04:30:22
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We discuss everything. We allow everybody and anyone else. There's 15 people watching. Twitter, well Twitter, X or Twitter, or whatever you're calling yourselves these days, you transgender social media page.
04:30:36
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Or not transgender, you trans social page. don't know.
04:30:42
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Look, y'all are super quiet and y'all are scared.
04:30:48
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But if you're watching on Twitter... you've done seen it all yeah so feel free to comment and you're allowed to disagree without being hated you you disagree and and and the panel's open the panel's open like literally i know the chat i know the link's not on twitter but if you come to our youtube page you can click the link it's pinned you can come up here on the panel um Yeah, you can come up here and you can disagree with us. And, you know, as long as you're not an obnoxious asshole piece of shit who roots for the Philadelphia Flyers, well... For the Baltimore Ravens.
04:31:26
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For the Baltimore Ravens, we won't kick you off the show. Even if your name is Walt Seephas, we won't kick you off the show. believe Actually, if your name's Walseepus, we'll give you multiple shows on this network. Yeah, that's the best part of me, is you can actually come up here and and speak your piece and disagree with somebody without being hated.
04:31:47
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Yeah.
04:31:51
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Letter Eater Tater Chip. Are you eating a tater chip? What the hell are you talking about, Wally? All have is... It depends chip.
04:32:06
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oh How drunk is Huh
04:32:12
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Wait, what is the choice come back? to Who's the trash compactor?
04:32:18
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made comment I Think he's calling she I Don't see the trash compactor comment. All right. I'm looking at one position now. I see guy guy says another dive water pussy women swimming ocean cuz Gucci To get sea rot resulted in aquatic microbiome. It turns your care. and What the fuck?
04:32:45
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I'm reading the goddamn comment on the screen.
04:32:51
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Wally. tra Oh, Wally. trash Oh, he was talking about Wally, the the Pixar film. Yeah, it's the same guy. Wally was a hero, man. Wally's a goddamn hero.
04:33:04
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as As that chick said from... The Beast of the East. I'm holding out for a hero. Whatever, I can't say. What was that? Bonnie... um Shit, what was her last name? Bonnie something.
04:33:17
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Bonnie Taylor. Tyler. Tyler. Bonnie Taylor. i need a hero. Yeah, got no tune when I'm drunk if I don't hear the music. When I'm drinking.
04:33:27
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Not drunk. You're goddamn right. Goddamn right. Haters make us famous. Hey, bro, nobody hates on you, man. Everybody loves you, Wally.
04:33:40
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Wally, you're like a big old lovable teddy bear, bro. Nobody hates you, man. Everybody hates you.
04:33:51
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Like I said, I'm putting it up on a on the Spotify. A villain rises. No, i hey, I just feel that this is off topic. Change of subject. i' i'm I had no idea that one of the characters in Waterworld with Kevin Costner was Jack Black when he was younger. He was like 25. Jack Black was in Waterworld?
04:34:12
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I had no idea until tonight. and know You know, one shorts and stuff, TikTok, they show like the cast then and now. And yeah, Jack Black played in Waterworld. I had no fucking clue until tonight.
04:34:26
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Wait, two years later? Longer than that.
04:34:32
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I didn't even... That was a terrible fucking movie. God damn you, Kevin. There were some good parts of it. It was... In his entire film career, he made The Postman and he made Waterworld.
04:34:46
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Fuck you, Yellowstone. um Dances with Wolves, honestly, ah which he starred and directed, was actually the highest grossing Western movie in U.S. history. I said Kevin Costner made two shitty movies. I didn't say that he made great movies. Okay, what is the second shittiest movie he made? The Postman.
04:35:18
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No, The Postman was good. yeah high growth That actually was a high grossing movie. scene no i need You just stopped drinking. but He's like, you need to stop drinking vodka right now.
04:35:30
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I mean, there was other movies that he made. um't Send me my horn. Untouchables. The Untouchables. Untouchables was great. great fucking Tombstone? I mean... Tombstone, yes. He did the Tombstone. He did Wyatt Earp.
04:35:47
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I said he made two bad movies. He made two mad bad movies in his entire... yeah I actually have to Google this. I actually have to Google this. I love Untouchables.
04:35:59
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He did Bull Durham. I think one of his greatest movies was um ah the shit where he built a baseball field. ah Field of Dreams. yeah that was crazy If you build it, they'll come. Add Shoeless Joe Jackson.
04:36:14
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Tin Cup. Ray Liotta. So, fuck, I have
04:36:21
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so i fuck i have to actually Google this. Okay, well, now we're done doing Men Care for Men, the mental health show, and now we're going to... Yeah, I will teach you how to be a man. If if you need help, just... man in Every man needs a mentor.
04:36:34
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you know I'll go with that. Every man needs a mentor, whether they're still a living or or dead. i'm glad i am glad that I need every man's mentor, and I'm glad that every man watches this podcast and watches all the podcasts, and they look up to me.
04:36:53
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You're welcome to men.
04:36:59
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Being as great as I am, you're welcome.
04:37:05
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You are the poster boy for Sasquatch. I am a poster boy. I'm squatching around, man. I love that. Haters make us famous. Where the hell is Rock? This is where we need Rock up here.
04:37:18
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it Rock's being a bitch. rock Rock is not even responding to my tech messages. That fucking white devil. Is he in jail? I am so hemmed up. is he is he doing I know he's not doing any kind of music producing. art He's not doing anything. It takes you 10 years to put one album out.
04:37:38
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Okay, that's fair. You want to see me hear Rock's ascension?
04:37:47
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I won't do that. I won't do that. I won't do that. I'm just playing. Rocky's too busy with that white devil. His Russian male bride... Uh, top five worst Kevin Costner movies. Okay. 3,000 miles to Graceland. I've, I've never even heard of that.
04:38:04
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The postman is number two. Message in a bottle number three. 3,000 miles. That had Nick Cage in it too, right? Message in a bottle. Uh, Robin Wright and Paul Newman were in that.
04:38:18
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Um, I, I think, uh, uh, what's her name? She played in, um, Oh, I can't remember her name, but she played in ah The Perfect Storm. I think she was in that movie.
04:38:28
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You literally have it pulled up right in front of you. ah Yeah, but it's to show all the stars. Oh, no. The Bodyguard was number four. What?
04:38:40
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yeah know That's a bullshit list. The Bodyguard was amazing. Yes, it was actually a box. i'm I've interviewed a guy, my brother. I love this dude. I love him to death. Shout out to Roland Jewett.
04:38:56
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My guy, Roland, man. He was in the bodyguard. and no shit I've had him on this network before, and he's going to be coming back. I can't wait to hang out with him. I love this dude to death, man. that's He was in the...
04:39:10
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Man, the Bodyguard was movie. What the fuck? the Number five was the Swing Vote. I was only in three yeah three U.S. s movies. The number number five was what?
04:39:21
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The Swing Vote. It was in 2008. I never watched that. Joshua Stern. it was Kevin Costner, Paula Patton, and Kelsey Grammer. i've never So the first and the last one I've never heard of.
04:39:36
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but Dude, the Bodyguard was amazing.
04:39:42
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So I was in Pittsburgh, filmed in 92, released in 93. I was 13. You were not happy with that either. Yeah, that's a... That's a... Look, I don't even give a fuck about this list anymore. The fact that the bodyguard was in...
04:40:00
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The top five. That was a great movie. That was a great movie. Yeah, a Bodyguard was a great movie. RIP to Whitney Houston. Oh, my God. Whitney Houston. i All right, all right. Let's go ahead and slide into the music genre.
04:40:15
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Whitney Houston, one of the most amazing voices R&B, pop, whatever you want to call it. She's top three of all time in pop and R&B.
04:40:28
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And what a great soundtrack for that movie. i mean i mean, Kevin Costner's not a big dude. He's not a big guy.
04:40:40
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But The man literally picked him up and ah picked Whitney up and baby carried her and he was mushing motherfuckers while he was carrying her out of a concert.
04:40:53
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Boom. Derrick Henry style. Boom. Boom. Boom. Get the fuck out the way, bitch. Fucking to protect her. Man ran through eight feet of snow it to kill somebody who was going to fucking try to hurt her.
04:41:10
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The bodyguard. The bodyguard was great. The soundtrack was amazing. Oh, man. Fuck you, whoever made this list. What is this what is this list from? um who Who made this?
04:41:24
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It's on IMDB. It's on IMDB. Big, fat, dirty, Taco Bell-ridden, a simplest problem.
04:41:35
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IMDB. You're a fucking terrible human being. Do you want to see something positive tonight? ah yeah i've got it i've got it in the back and well not in the back chat but then present oh no it's on the screen oh okay these people need help as a former firefighter nils miller is no stranger to helping people in need even when they live more than 300 miles away appalachian folk always help appalachian folks we always help each other when when they call for help a week after hurricane helene wiped through north carolina and tennessee Miller drove down to the hardest hit areas of the southeast to lend a hand. It's not the first time he's traveled far from home to help people. He flew to Haiti and Nepal after they were devastated by earthquakes in the early 2010s. But Miller has never seen damage like this before. um It's going to take years. There's over 100 bridges that need rebuild. The damage to the roads. and those I to talk to Wally. I got talk to Wally for a minute.
04:42:36
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You look down on me. You look down on me little five-foot-eight-nothing ass. You don't look down on me. You look up on bitch.
04:42:50
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Who sucked? Wally, shut your fucking whore mouth. Whitney Houston didn't suck.
04:42:57
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I hate you, Wally. a Punch Wally right his fucking dick Dan housing style WrestleMania bang right in the dick who This guy is this guy this guy fucking Wally Well, I don't even know who Whitney Houston is Name one Whitney Houston song Wally that was bad
04:43:30
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I dare you, Wally. I dare you, Wally. I'm going to kick his ass because he's going say some dumb shit. He's saying, good, I hate you. motherfucker. There we go.
04:43:50
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I can't stand you. Right? right the best me with The only Norse pagan group that was down there that entire time.
04:44:03
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I can't stand you all. Shut your own Hey, I meant to ask Wally this. Man, I hate that you have to recharge your shit.
04:44:15
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You know what's the difference between ah a hooker and Jesus is?
04:44:22
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The face that they make when you nail them. but First and foremost, his name is Jeebus Christus. Yeah, Jeebus Christus, diabetes, number two.
04:44:37
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God, I've got so many fucked up jokes. um Dad jokes are the best, of course, you know. Like, what's the difference? what what what is ah What is red and smells like blue paint? Red paint.
04:44:50
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yeah why why can't it Why can't the T-Rex clap his hands? Because he's extinct. ah We were talking about dinosaurs earlier. I got to say, i gotta say i think I nailed it. I think I nailed it with the most badass.
04:45:09
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ah Oh, shit. Oh, shit. look at Look at him. look at Did he message me back? Eddie, where are you, man?
04:45:19
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No, he didn't.
04:45:22
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Oh, holy shit, there he is. We summed his ass. but Why is this motherfucker on YouTube right here? He's whiter than damn toilet paper. Yeah. You move me, and you're not even here. What, baby?
04:45:39
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Rock, I missed you, man. to the look who finally showed up to the show. After all that shit he was talking last week. Run that shit. Run that shit. Oh! And he got scared, son, because the champ is here. The champ is here.
04:45:59
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They're great. Oh, yeah. Fake Lee. Fake Lee. He got scared. love Rock, man. drugs That white devil wife of his.
04:46:10
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I love Rocky, too. Rocky's my guy, man. Rocky, like, Wally's number one. Like, if i if i had a if I had a right hand and a left hand guy, I'm left handed. So Wally's my left handed guy.
04:46:26
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Rocky's my right handed guy. Like, those are my guys, man. I fucking love Rocky. I say anything bad about Rocky. I really can't. I'd punch you in your fucking dick if you said anything bad about Rocky.
04:46:37
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I would let you.
04:46:42
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I'll put you right in your fucking dick. Right in your dick hole if you said anything bad about Rocky. I'll be like, man, I deserve it. Do it. Yeah. Rocky's my dude. I love that guy. He said I'm weird now. Well, yeah.
04:47:01
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here now so yeah his money you When you're on vacation, he was like, we're so fucking fired. said, let's go ahead and just roll with it.
04:47:13
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You know, that was his attitude. Let's just go ahead and do it. We had so much fun that night. And then me, I kept pouring fucking fuel on the fire to try to get that shit started. And I was like, I've never been able to not start a fire.
04:47:27
Speaker
And like he was giving me shit because I would devil like close the camera out. And he's like, what are you doing? And all a sudden, you just see flames everywhere. And then you would comment. I was like, bro, I'm like losing man card points right now.
04:47:39
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This is my rock. And it you got lit. And then i started fucking raining when it did. And I was like, ah this is bullshit. and And Brock just went with it, man. It was great. Fuck you, Wally.
04:47:52
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Fuck you. I love you, man. Where's rare host at now? Where's the rare host at now? Yeah, he's scorned. He's scorned.
04:48:04
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Because daddy's here. Just like your bitch has. You're too scared to come up on the panel, Wally? Yeah, ain't no pivot, man. Actually, you know what? i'm not gonna I'm not going to lie.
04:48:21
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Both of you bitches are stroking me off. You're stroking me off on the left, and Rocky's stroking me off on the right. wolf clarks man Yeah, ninjas. are Julian J. Uso.
04:48:39
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I'm a comerer.
04:48:42
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i'm like and rock man you my kitchen i got a pro kitchen bro i'm a farmer executive chef. So that's like, okay. your phone that here ryan yeah i watch you up once I'm not to bring you up again. um Yeah, we we ah bring him up. I've been trying to get him out here to the house forever out of out of l LA. just ah take and He's like, you know my hey, my wife's a great cook. And I'm like, bro, I'm a former executive chef. Look, I got a pro kitchen in my house. rocky Rocky and I have work together. and you have work to do.
04:49:16
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Well, as close as you are to me, we get them out here. You come down. Trust me, I have plenty of room, bro. Like, you were not here. And he's not here. He's not coming there.
04:49:31
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So, Caleb and I are at Walmart. Look at movie. You guys can't see him. But he's backstage. And I said I will not bring him up. I don't have to bring you up, Rocky. You have to bring yourself up. And he's still playing games. Yeah. Look at him. Look at him. Look at him. Oh, yeah. Look at how I acknowledge, Kayla. Look at him. Look at him. Oh, man. How did you like
04:50:07
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his ass? Bro. man a as that well I'm going hold me pack of all your shoes. No.
04:50:19
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Oh, Rocky, i love you, brother. Rocky and Wally will not hesitate. What is up?
04:50:30
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Wally and Rocky. like Oh, man. Wally, you weren't here earlier, ah but I said that you and Cash are basically Jay and Jimmy.
04:50:44
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And as far as Kayla goes, I'm Jacob Platt, too. That actually makes sense. Yeah, how well I refuse to acknowledge her.
04:50:57
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she She won WrestleMania. Oh, Rocky, by the way, you you got you got null and void for night one. with your You had one pick on night one. And then night two, you still beat Cash.
04:51:13
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But Cash said that you are not here to make the picks live. So your picks don't count because Cash makes up the rules as he goes. I want you to look at this, Brock, because you you and specifically you and... Right. okay Just say it, Wallace. Just say it, Wallace. Just say, Kayla, I love you. Kayla, I love you. What was you going to say? What's that, Mel? It's so good to see you. posted something in the back. Yeah.
04:51:53
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i person i person something you old doors the back i so and I'm not hating. I'm just I just know i just know my place.
04:52:06
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I'm Jacob and You're also muted. Go ahead Nils. So I Wow Now the party started. So I put something ah in and the background. I'll actually um
04:52:22
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Let me retype this and um well I'm going to unmute him before he even notices. this This is in Old Norse. Okay. What's called? Which basically is my name for you, which is Black Vikings.
04:52:42
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so two new ones so what what's called hell you and old nors which basically is my name for you which is black viking Oh, okay. it actually means Black skinned Viking, which is black Viking. Vikingo is Viking, so yeah. yeah Which is heavy art skin, Vikingo, which is black Viking. Yeah, that's what it means. Yeah, just yeah that's sick, dude.
04:53:12
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I'll take that. That's my name for you. Yeah, so... yeah so there's There's a lot of modern English. english you um there's a lot of like old English, old Norse that is still used today in modern English.
04:53:30
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So like yeah is is yes, which we say yeah. You have some. You have some. So um yeah, there's still lot of those.
04:53:45
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um oh old Old words that are still used and in modern terms that were still adopted to modern English from Old old English. So, ah yeah, there you go Thank you, man. I like that a lot.
04:54:01
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Yeah, so you are Heljarskjn Vikinger, which Vikinger means Viking in old Norse. So, like Viking.
04:54:16
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and man school spend with shipping
04:54:21
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Man, I have been happier than I said, man. I'm the Samoan werewolf, baby. Bro, I have been happier than Jeffrey Epstein. want one.
04:54:36
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Broccoli, where you been tonight, bro? bra Where you been tonight, bro? You've got a lot of shit to say last Saturday night. well Where you been, bro? What did I say last Saturday? Talking to all that bullshit last Saturday night, man. I can't remember.
04:54:49
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I was on here, but I can't remember. I don't remember. I think the title The King is back. Oh, yeah, yeah, I did do that. He was talking that shit. do this Did you list the entrance that I just had right here? He was talking that shit. He was talking that shit. What are you?
04:55:10
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What are you? What are you? look Look, now. Hey, now. Hey, now. I'm Cody Rhodes. I'm Cody Rhodes. ain't got no goose Cody Rhodes, you got that fucking Kevin James Hawaiian shirt on right now. Yeah, yeah, man. He's got that tough with a Hawaiian shirt You know a man's a bad man when he's got a Hawaiian shirt on. I tell you what, I'm about to get my watermelon. You're talking about mess.
04:55:46
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Hey, hey, I'm just saying, i don't know from this point, but I'm just saying, that if a man's wearing a Hawaiian shirt and he's acting out of the pocket,
04:55:58
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you might want to second guess your life decisions. so I'm going to let Glick make this decision. i can either one, put my wolf hide on or two, will put my watermelon shirt on.
04:56:10
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Dude, you got to put the watermelon shirt on because I've been hearing about it all night long. ah bro I'll be right back. Hold on. Watermelon sugar. Watermelon sugar. Watermelon sugar. water sugar hi
04:56:25
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that's my dad yeah i having me up link i Eddie I appreciate your brother man much love to you buddy appreciate that seeking yeah rob yeah Oh, yeah, you know man, don't worry the king will return um Eventually one day guys just stay tuned it'll happen right Okay My
04:56:51
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mya all you know just oh you oh Eddie, I love you, brother. man I appreciate you bringing that experience to the show. Yeah, thanks for having me up.
04:57:04
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Hopefully, click. One day we can get together and have you up on my channel talking about men's mental health, bro. Absolutely, dude. I got to get up there and and we got to have a conversation. And and preferably when I'm sober.
04:57:18
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when i'm so Yes. fellas. Have a good night. And Chad, ladies and gentlemen, and Chad, have a good night. Eddie, have a good rest of the night. Here it is.
04:57:34
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Oh, shit. Look, wearing that shirt brings you upside down. How about you eat a day? So, back in self South Carolina, la there's this band called Soul Driven Train. Hakuna Matata, motherfucker!
04:57:47
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So, um... I'm a friend of mercy. You're beautiful. sopath now something like them But they do a song called Watermelon, which is badass, so here you go.
04:58:00
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You missed Rocky hitting the high notes. What? Rocky can hit high notes? Rocky can do everything. Are we talking like Michael Jackson or are we talking like Prince High Notes?
04:58:11
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Watermelon. Ha ha. Watermelon. Watermelon. There you go. Watermelon. That's my summer shirt. Rocky can do everything. Rocky wins the country. Rocky's like a freaking creature that can do anything and then people that don't believe him, well, they're just going to suffer with with disappointment.
04:58:30
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Look, like, for real, um, There you go Here's my water.
04:58:42
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Play by Dave Chacol for me, Rocky. Gotcha, bitch.
04:58:48
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Gotcha, bitch. My kid is my girlfriend. And and when as soon as Rocky comes on, i don't even exist. there are there are there are two men There are two men on this planet that'll make me transparent.
04:59:06
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One is Rocky. The other one won't remain unnamed, but she knows who he is. It would be an absolute dream for me. do mean by that? not credit for it because I'm not about clout.
04:59:20
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But Yellow Springs... There's a story behind this. Every July, we go to Northern Georgia to the Lake Cabin. I saw at a Walmart.
04:59:33
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um this one keep brother have matching a water milk every yeah every july we go to northern georgia to the lake cap three level for a week there and i saw this at a walmart and um um and outside of Lake Altoona, Georgia. So in Emerson. You need your buttons. You need your buttons, right, bro?
05:00:00
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Yes, North accountant. And and it this this is actually very fucking comfortable. And I so like i love that shirt. So i told my wife, I love that shirt. I want that shirt.
05:00:11
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My father-in-law got the same shirt. Did not know it. So it's like tradition now. We wear this shirt every year that we get to the lake in northern Georgia. and uh water village hit that link and but up here and i actually have a t-shirt that says the beer tastes better at lake alatoona so yeah i wear this every year so uh with my job um we get three weeks off a year so we get one week in july two weeks off in december the week of christmas the week of new years we're off so um course it's paid and summer and winter shutdown
05:00:48
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So I literally get paid to go stay at our lake house in northern Georgia for a week off. I get paid the entire week. And fish, hunt, whatever. Blah, blah, blah. I'll brag and all that stuff. But anyway, so yeah, but my father-in-law got, um he got the same damn shirt and we didn't know it until that first year um that we both wore it.
05:01:12
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And if you want to come stay, we've got plenty of room, by the way. So you lot you want to call back go get get drunk, whatever, yeah, just let us know.
05:01:26
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We've got the cabin for the whole week.
05:01:29
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I plan on it, buddy, don't you? i talk you need You need to go
05:01:38
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townund da You come visit us, and I already showed Glick his presence. You come visit us, and you will have that ram's horn. um and And like I was bragging earlier, my wife can cook, bro. You know, I was a former executive chef.
05:01:55
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forgotten You said he said my wife can cook. I'm a former work chef oh yeah the the That means they both will be cooking, bro yeah
05:02:12
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bro. I can't have that with all my spatulas are in a damn dish or in their drawer. No, I'm not, bro. my My kitchen set up is a professional kitchen. I'll cook you and your wife.
05:02:25
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Yes. gl yes i We know what it is in your nature to cook and eat people. There's Southern hospitality in America. I absolutely adore that.
05:02:41
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There's Scandinavian hospitality, which is if you leave with a present, there is no way that we will allow you to leave without a gift. yeah That's super cool, man.
05:02:53
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Yeah.
05:02:56
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So... You are what we call a broar, um which is in Old Norse and Old English, and today is bro. So that's not abbreviated from English brother. it was actually broar and bro. Broar in Old Norse, bro and in Old English, before the fucking French screwed it up, literally meant brother.
05:03:23
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It wasn't abbreviated either. That was the original term for it. So I consider you Roar.
05:03:33
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I have been upgraded, you hear, people? I am now Bjor. That's right. He is tier one. Yes, you are. You are a Bjor and you're wearing a fucking swan drink.
05:03:46
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Bitch! so In Old Norse, an upgrade. Thanks, Robbie. I was trying so hard not to kick you out, bro. but like Right? Wally knows. and and And by George Jefferson, you you've moved up to the east side, motherfucker.
05:04:08
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Sorry, man. I was trying so hard. like my My finger was hovering over that button for the longest time, too. just like a Rocky, you're fired now. It took you too long.
05:04:22
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You guys know how like to fire people on this network. Fuck you, sons of bitches. I'll be
05:04:36
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i just it You missed it, Wally. I did Wally's Motorsports World or whatever it's called all tonight on my own.
05:04:46
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I did it. We were talking cars and I was standing my ground, man. i was i was in there. and i yeah Was he having a handle? load you The greatest thing he could deny was to take a fucking rain. I don't need to be here more. He's like, you don't need me anymore. The greatest thing he did. Tell me about your modded truck and your shift differentials. I mean, how dangerous is it if you run out of blinker fluid in the middle of a race? I'm just asking you.
05:05:19
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No, Wally. Wally, you can't go anywhere, bro. We need you. We need you. He can't go anywhere. He's the blinker fool. We got to get you some better light. I'm so proud of him. You kicked a Ravens fan and a Phillies fan off the damn panel at the same time.
05:05:39
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that I do. Rocky, you weren't here to top me off a ledge. I went, I went, I went. And I missed it. fucking rage what like your Your favorite non-surgical network ah shutter she is not That cunt is not my favorite fucking shut the hell up that's your best friend Fuck you, Glick Rocky, get rid of him now
05:06:08
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Thank you Fuck him on that comment It's our show now Goodbye He's back. Kayla said, yeah.
05:06:20
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Dude, Rocky was here. last time Last time I did this show, Rocky was here to talk me off the ledge. Rocky was not here tonight to talk me off the ledge.
05:06:32
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And fucking Jedi and Nils. Yeah. Dude, Rocky. yeah rock ah dude rocky Nils, Bradley, and Jedi, and Kayla, they were like, let's go, let's go, let's go. You weren't here to talk me off the ledge.
05:06:51
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Fucking Brick came up in here doing her dumb shit, and... I was addressing the comments and she made some stupid comments and I kicked her the fuck out and i i went unhinged. I went unhinged, man.
05:07:09
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I told you a long time ago, dumb fuck. yeah I mean, yeah, i was I was there when he said that, but Yeah, you know what?
05:07:21
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Do you know Wally? And you know what, Kayla? Fair enough. Fair enough. I went all Boondock Saints and shit. was like, fuck yeah, let's go. Wally's like, I'll tie some balls. They were screaming at each other? Yeah. yeah you know He kicked off his and he just fucking let loose. And I was like, all fucking Boondock Saints. Like, yeah, let's go. Fucking rock this shit, Rocco. Let's go.
05:07:45
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and By the way, Glick, the reason I don't have the best lighting is because i'm for this cruise that I'm on, for the cure that I do this weekend, I'm playing security right now in the hotel parking lot. So I'm sitting in the truck with the heater on and on the network tonight. Okay.
05:08:02
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that's devotion That is devotion 100% Wally did the cure for the cruise thing
05:08:22
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he just fucking like he just literally fucking doba
05:08:28
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i was stay down da oh no lost
05:08:34
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I believe that one was intended for Wally. um That's, man. Wally, yeah nice haircut, dude. I just noticed it. Wally and Kayla.
05:08:51
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Mohawk going on, man. That's good. I am nicer than I see to most people, and I know that, you know what?
05:09:06
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There's no more nice guy. There's no more nice guy. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I've been hearing this for almost two now being on here. promise you, I was 100% sober when it all happened. When happened. Oh, that's even better.
05:09:18
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i was one hundred percent sober when it all happened when did it all happened well that's even better but but Yeah. yeah said you You can't bust my balls and say, yeah, yeah, yeah. I've heard it a million times. I was 100% sober when it happened. I was literally drinking my second beer.
05:09:39
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I was 100% sober when it happened. And Bradley was in here and I was like, this is the villain origin. and And Bradley was like, duju and did And
05:09:53
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ah do
05:09:57
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There's the link. There's the link, Stan. There's the link, Stan. right Oh, my God. I'm so sorry, Wally. I said Bradley. But, yeah, Wally's got the... I've got the Pennyhawk. He's got the Mohawk. I actually cut my hair. My fucking beard was... bad yeah shit yeah Yeah, I got the Mohawk, too. Look. I had two feet of Pennyhawk. Goddamn, Rocky. I'm going to go blind with that. Fucking put that back on.
05:10:20
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I thought... I thought that was...
05:10:25
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No, dude, thiss like no man that's like some fricking early Nas. Oh, shit. Rocky and Wally, you didn't see it. You didn't see it.
05:10:39
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I'm a Nas fan, by the way. Oh, shit. Wrong picture. Sorry. hu yeah I saw that. da la Wrong picture. Wrong picture. I joined at it. Just in case anybody any of our listeners are tuning in, the Nonsensible Nonsense Network ranked number three. Number three in the 100 best podcast in Ohio. Can you believe that? Yeah, we've got to. We've got to.
05:11:11
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yeah This network is that' more famous. like you say Man, look, you have a horrible timing. How are we going to say we're the best? And then immediately after you do that, you post that picture. You're going anybody motherfucker. I mean, you guys wanted to you guys wanted to see test. My principal network is number three in the state of Ohio. That looks so cool, dude. That's probably be number three in all of Ohio because... Hey, look at that. You're gray in there. That's like Kevin James two weeks ago, man. That's a handsome squash right there. I'm just saying. both folks
05:11:50
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The Nonsensical Network is the number three top podcast in the state of Ohio. That is more famous... then OSU football and the OSU Medical University Research Foundation combined.
05:12:07
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I hear voices in my head. And it wasn't from Glick. It was Rocky. It's all Rocky's doing. Yeah. Did you hear my intro, bro? That intro is what keeps listeners here, bro.
05:12:18
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Hey, Rocky. Hey, Rocky. Why don't you do a one-step with Neil D'Orton's voices? but Okay. Yeah, sure. leah Give me a second. ah Randy Savage. He can be Randy.
05:12:31
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Macho man, Randy. one. Oh, man.
05:12:42
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you do that and that makes me miss the other one oh sure that needs to have like include paylippetas and You're just jealous because you can't have your fucking proper facial hair, Stan Down Dale.
05:12:56
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thats That picture is approximately 70 years old. Just a couple of weeks ago. I was down in Cape Coral. Oh, man. I'm sorry. you king so like kevin but you know kevin's a little old Kevin's too for us peasants
05:13:17
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I have voices in my head. They count for me. They understand. They talk to me.
05:13:31
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Yeah, that's what that means. I'm leaving boot imprints on the competition. Fuck you, Joe Rogan. Joe, you get you on the stream.
05:13:44
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I talk so much shit about Joe Rogan, but if I can get on the show. Joe Rogan would be like, we want the Black Viking on here, man. We want to hear what he has to say. There was no Black Vikings. I've seen you sugarcoating and making him feel better. It was legit. We don't play cake.
05:14:09
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stop and yeah but we dont but but we we don't placate We don't, we don't, you don't have to that. Oh, no, no, it was legit. The only ones that are fucking contesting it is a fucking... You still told me to mind his business. You bitches left because you were pissed off because you were getting your shit taken from my fucking 25th grade grandfather. See, that is why it's too new.
05:14:40
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Wishes you. Sandy's not wrong because literally in two weeks it's going to like two feet That is the why they tune in, man. They tune in for my interest. is Scandinavian trade. if i don't If I don't trim this in two weeks, this shit will be down in my fucking belly button.
05:14:58
Speaker
When Joe Rogan watches this episode, he's going to be pissed. That's funny. I'm kidding, because your teeth are fake. Yeah. I mean, all I have to say to Joe Rogan, Joe Rogan's going to watch a lot of episodes of this show and be pissed, because at the end of the day, Rogan, you're my bitch.
05:15:19
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I don't want to fight you in a cage, but on the mic, I'll fight you. Hashtag Joe Rogan. Okay. my ass in a cape, Joe Rogan, and I stand toe-to-toe with Glick on a mic.
05:15:35
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this Okay, two things have to say to Joe Rogan. Number one, and this is the club. This is no hate. We have a tournament Scandinavia for those that can't grow a beard, women and children.
05:15:47
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Number two, we will, I don't care, m MMA, whatever the hell you did, we will beat your ass like a circus muggy. Yeah. standing rocky you can't grow facial hair if if you don't believe me just ask pretty much everybody in britain and like no facial hair
05:16:08
Speaker
ask half of europe during the uh during the beginning of the medieval you know times so luner all the well is this gay is this gay
05:16:23
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no I love Sandero. You guys don't know Sandero. I love this dude. I wish he would click the lock I'll finish so you guys can see him.
05:16:33
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He was one half of the open mic. What the hell did you guys say? can't get close enough to touch toes with you. You're damn right because I have a spear, a shield, a sword, an axe. What the hell is the name of the show? I'm sorry, Stan. I'm a little bit drunk.
05:16:53
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Stan was podcast. like Stan Day on Words are hard. but my words are i love and stan stan is also i mean outside of the fact that i mean i had a mean i had a i had a beautiful beach front ah house Well, like a bodega. Is that
05:17:25
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a bodega? Beach in and lovely Tampa Bay, Florida. And then Stan said, no, no, no, no. no I got you. Then I went up sleeping on a food table.
05:17:39
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And he went to Coke and it. That was cool. but But nonetheless, I had a great time in Tampa, man. was on the Kevin Hawley show.
05:17:51
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i was on the kevin holley show i was on sps podcast that i kind remain
05:18:08
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a great words Thanks, for the assistance. I saw you. I never even crossed the causeway and fucking hit the original computers. I mean, it's cool, man. i understand that.
05:18:28
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So, um yeah, I've got family down that way where you were at. So, lay it like, my end has – Not only that, but ah but i showed up I showed up in Tampa.
05:18:42
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and and his now ex-wife, who's still friends with, wow which is cool, Stan and Lisa. they They greeted me with a case of beer, and there's a picture of me, and i Stan and I both have that, and I have like... Wait, wait. So hold on.
05:19:00
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Stan goes on there? I have a stack of beer beside me, and I think I'm holding like six beers and three beers together. Six beers in each hand.
05:19:11
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And Stan was like, holy shit. We didn't think you drank like that. We thought it was an act for Periscope. Oh. In Tampa, Florida. And Stan was the was was the biggest reason him and his ex-wife are the biggest reason why. Okay.
05:19:30
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So Stan's on the Tampa side, not not the Clearwater side. um Yeah, that was. Like, I wouldn't belittle to live in Lake St. Paul. Yeah, he and Joe Ballard. Yes, you guys did. No, no, man.
05:19:46
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I had a great time. And Stan and I went to this barcade. was down there. Stan and then I went to this barcade, and we had a great time. No, man, I had a blast in Tampa. Man, so did you go to Tarman Springs? However, Stan was up there the night in Hollywood.
05:20:06
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I hate Ron. but that Dunedin, Tarpon Springs. There she is. Yes. There she is. There's Lisa. There she is.
05:20:19
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Fort DeSoto. Fort DeSoto. Feed the fucking squirrels because that's pretty much the only thing to do at fucking Fort DeSoto. Yeah. Oh, Ron, dude.
05:20:30
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At least you go to countryside, you know, and that's just where all the fucking old fuckers. I had an absolute blast in Tampa when I was down there. Shout out to Stan. Shout out to Kevin. Shout out to Lisa. I've got friends. had blast.
05:20:47
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i've got fan ro and i few friends died a blast I had so much fun. went down to ebo i got to i got to hang out with my boyfriend
05:21:08
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City, I don't know what bar it is, but in Ybor City, there is a restroom stall that is permanently marked with Stan Love's Exit. on the restroom. so i mean doing Okay, so as long as you stay from the Clearwater side, from where the Scientology bought all the fucking... Oh, shit, that bitch is here. Stan's got to leave. Honestly, outside of Tampa, if you travel east towards like 19A, all the best shit is right there on the causeway.
05:21:40
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And then 19A north of St. Pete and fucking Clearwater because Clearwater's gone to shit in the past like fucking 10, 15 years.
05:21:51
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So everything's up towards you.
05:21:59
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the horse track and shit i that so yeah
05:22:05
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if sta does not like you no no no steph it's 11 but i've been back home since then well moved to america i love you i love the you guys that's my fault i should have told you see yeah i moved to america when i was eleven then moved to the Caribbean for two years because i fucking hated America. um it's hard
05:22:38
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I mean, I've been back... Why do you have to move to Caribbean? I'm sorry. I've been back and forth from home since then, since I was 11. I hated America. The first five years I was here, I hated America. So moved to the Caribbean.
05:22:57
Speaker
as so i moved to the caribbean ship Yeah. Well, no, no. They sent me with Monocle to the Caribbean because they thought it'd make me happier, which I just got drunk of. But yeah, I was like, it's just's different though. The way the weather is Northern Europe than it is in America because the weather in America constantly tries to fucking kill you.
05:23:16
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We don't have that same shit there. So yeah. and and then absolutely And then went back home and then come back. So yeah. Yeah. You like it. So yeah you like it so Yeah, I'm pretty much American. America tries to kill you. oh Fucking tornadoes and earthquakes and fucking hurricanes and all this stupid shit. Yeah, fuck that.
05:23:41
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Man, we don't have that all we don't have all that shit. of We have our winter storms. That's typical. But like we don't have tornadoes. We don't have fucking hurricanes. Our earthquakes, you can't even feel.
05:23:54
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America gets like everything. Yeah, it's rough. Every fucking thing. As a black man under a four foot tall. Steph, that's my fault. That's complete. Nope, nope. I had limit, bro. That's it. You hit but but
05:24:12
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it. The thing that will piss Steph off the most is I have friends and family back home. They're like, America is not culturalized.
05:24:24
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like that's I think the fact that you're here. They don't understand that, like, okay, so from the very, from like Krishnastead in the very southern part of of of Sweden, all the way to the Finnish border is like eight hours.
05:24:40
Speaker
Okay, so you can drive from like, we'll say... Miami, Florida, you can get Oma to like San Alvarez in eight hours, right?
05:24:50
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though So... I love this you of of rock It takes three days to go from the East Coast to the West Coast America. So they're all like, America not culturalized. They don't know shit.
05:25:07
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There's like 3,500 different fucking cultures in America, and I've experienced a lot of them. So, like, Arizona is different than, like, New York City and Maine, where, like, there's fucking signs are in French. And then in Appalachia is different than, like, Southern Georgia or Florida.
05:25:24
Speaker
There's, like, so much influence. Man, you are so sold on Appalachian. I love where I live now because it reminds me of... It's special about Appalachia. It reminds me of...
05:25:38
Speaker
Where I live now in Appalachia reminds me in the Candies Mountains back home in the north. Oh, man. A bunch of inroads back home in Sweden? If you Google right now, Hammerdahl, Sweden.
05:25:49
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H-A-M-M-E-R-D-A. I love that you mentioned it. You can compare it to Virginia, West Virginia, Ohio, Kentucky, whatever. it Don't ever. du Whoa, whoa, whoa. Whoa.
05:26:04
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Whoa. um Okay, Steph, I'm going educate you. So I want you to Google Hammerdahl, H-A-M-M-E-R-D-A-L. Nails. Nails. Nails.
05:26:17
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Pump the brakes. Pump the brakes for one second. Do not and a bird echo ah three aidden ever.
05:26:29
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Do not ever compare West Virginia to Ohio. You know what, Rocky?
Regional Humor and Cultural Differences
05:26:34
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You know what, Nils? course Okay.
05:26:40
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Rocky, you know the different thing western anymore oh my okay you thank you you know what the between West Virginians and assholes are? The Ohio River.
05:26:52
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Yep. Unionians are assholes. not speeding speed I don't know Ohio. don't know much.
05:27:02
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You're good because they're the worst drivers in the United States. I'm going to tell you what. I'm going to tell you what. As a born and raised bred Ohioan, Ohio sucks. Ohio's a goddamn piece of shit. Ohio's a butthole of hell.
05:27:18
Speaker
No, no, not all of Ohio. When you talk about Ohio sideways, us Ohioans, we're going to get in your ass prison. Yeah. Back in the early they had they had a term for Ohio people or Ohio No shit, Glick. I know you know this.
05:27:44
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So in um and in the early 2000s, it is actually, it's it's longer than that, but they have a term for Ohio drivers. They call them FIFOs. F-I-F-O. Fucking idiot from Ohio.
05:27:56
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Yeah.
05:27:59
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and And that shit like spread all the way to the south because of a lot of people from Ohio that vacation in the south and they can't fucking drive make all sort yeah they things. They drift backwards. Actually, I went over to Ohio today. with united he was called Thank you, Thank you.
05:28:22
Speaker
yeah Yeah, here's a short story. So my wife and I, with this this afternoon, we had to go to Ohio. be a vi yeah yeah fucking be here a little baby leave your country move to another that's the bad part leave your fucking country move to another fucking country move to do two different things you consider the fucking outsider right and then try to survive so you have to earn by reputation then light it no reputation matters a ton then
05:28:55
Speaker
so I didn't know what a fucking Costco was until a year ago. because goes love you, bro, but I love how much Steph breaks your balls in the shit. Oh, man. No matter how hard I try, I'll never be an American. Even after the second day here, my my father told me, you're a fucking American.
05:29:13
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Like, he knighted me. You're a fucking American. No matter how hard I try, I'll never be an American here. I've taken the earth five times.
05:29:26
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I've served different you know disciplines from U.S. Forest Service to the Army. On this panel. You constantly shit and like I don't care because no one else pays my bills. so um um ah I'm just saying I'm throwing it out there. I'm calling it out.
05:29:44
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My man, Robert Platinum's. I don't think nobody know about Bruce Lee's soul brother. I don't think no. young Yes, he's talking about me.
05:29:58
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What's up Robert? How you doing buddy? Because it's right a horror do I've never heard about Ohio. Oh No, but they're honestly America knows about Bruce and what
05:30:18
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No, you spelled that wrong. The last dragon?
05:30:24
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Stan, you spelled that wrong. It's O-P-E-S.
05:30:36
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There you go. O-P-E-S. Much love, girl. i understand. You're probably my favorite troll now on YouTube.
05:30:47
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Favorite.
05:30:51
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So, Wally, while these guys are just kind of chit-chatting about stuff, how you doing, buddy? so Thanks for doing pretty good. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I saw the, I caught the show. um I caught the show.
05:31:04
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i'm still one show behind, but I'm catching up on all of your shows so I can be educated. Ooh, yep, it's the time. Get the rock out. Yep, this is for Steph. Yeah, this show last Thursday,
05:31:17
Speaker
um The guest I had on the show opened it up to the whole monster truck world for Monster Jam, everything else. He's actually put word out to get Dennis Anderson and his sons, Adam and Weston, on the fucking show. Don't don't worry, I got you. he's made it's not grave go anything you He's just mad. He's just mad. Speedway Stories is doing better than Glick's House of Music. Fuck you, bitch. Oh.
05:31:50
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wow
05:31:53
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Right? stop if you But Steph, if you ever want to go to Scandinavia, let me know. I will definitely hook you up.
05:32:09
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You just say, fuck it, i want to get out of America for a while. Yeah. I mean, maybe
05:32:17
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a When did Glick become a mime? Mime. Oh, my word. It's the beard. What is going on? For our listeners, you are missing out right now. You have no idea what you're doing. I love you, man, but Steph's going to be my new best friend because we have the same mentality. You can't hurt my feelings. My father used to bring me the wrong tools as a child. Or I used to bring my father wrong tools as child. Steph doesn't even like you. I just say troll because whatever. I'm on social media lot, but yeah.
05:32:55
Speaker
It's like, you can't hurt my feelings. I used to bring my father the wrong tools as child. Wait, who was the master?
05:33:04
Speaker
I know you're not a hater. Shit. Who's the master? I like Steph. she's she's my She's my new YouTube friend. That's what I'm trying to say, Robert.
05:33:18
Speaker
I'm trying to figure that out. um Yeah, we do. Actually, our our every gas station has a restaurant. So think of like sheets, but much better food. i don't know. it's it's It's hard to describe compared to America.
05:33:31
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like taco We have a Taco Bell, but Taco Bell in America tastes better than Taco Bell Scandinavia. Finally! i have a reason for this button! I've been waiting to get that.
05:33:44
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Literally, Taco Bell tastes better in um in America than in the day of America.
05:33:53
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like
05:33:58
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this so wild Yeah, so there's like, there's KFC there.
05:34:07
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But we do local restaurants and we have our our our local um grocery stores and shit. like iga IGA and Aldi is actually Northern European. Aldi is actually German.
05:34:22
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But um yeah, but we have those stores there. And it's funny because a lot of people want to go to Norway instead of Sweden. And um we call it Norway because everything in W, yeah was just you know, it's just, the English language. I'm not going to get into all of that. Tonight it'll take like two hours. Anyhow, so, but the, and, and, and, the show is way better than the kind of college. The food is cheaper.
05:34:48
Speaker
So people like, Hey, I want to go to Norway. And it's like the, the food is cheaper Sweden. So a lot of, that's serious. which we call Norse, they come over and they shop at the grocery stores in Sweden and then they go back to Norway. So that's that's how that works.
05:35:06
Speaker
Homeless guy stand, really? I ain't fucking homeless. So it's like people New Jersey, they go out of state to to get shit cheaper, like fuel.
05:35:17
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He's working. i go back He's working scurrying.
05:35:26
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All 400 pounds with a sweet pink mohawk is worth
05:35:37
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it. Actually, Wally's not much shorter than me. Wally's lot bigger than me, though. But if you just want to go to Scandinavia and you just want to get a job, especially this time of year, right now, and make good money and just live in the middle of nowhere...
05:35:54
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um Enjoy the peace. Look up cabin. we We call them cabin wardens.
05:36:01
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So, yeah, just Google that shit. Cabin Warden Sweden. as long as you Wally's just a couple inches shorter than me, but he's a lot lot bigger than me. That's not dig on him. he's He's wide. I could take him.
05:36:17
Speaker
wow I'm going to make this goofy-ass tap out here in the yard whenever whenever he finally gets brave enough to come and challenge me I think meanwhile he could arm wrestle naked in the middle of the muddy field. really got it You got it now. I feel like Wally would make you his sweet prison bitch nails.
05:36:40
Speaker
Hey, I'm just saying. right referee Sure. Is there any referees? yeah you
05:36:53
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probably in an as I swear.
05:37:04
Speaker
i can't help it if you're boring ah so i lost stuff i know whose step is but is that lost yeah it is interesting I love her. She's awesome. I try, Steph. I try. I really do. I try. and and and he's just like, fuck Glick. just going keep talking wait about whatever I'm talking about. what one I'm done with Glick. I'm like, where the fuck is the Steph channel at tonight? Because this shit's cool as fuck.
05:37:39
Speaker
She's busting her balls I mean Rocky Rocky was a liar last Saturday night And I mean I What the hell Yeah Rocky does not lie Rocky does not lie Rocky is king He is king of network now I am the captain now you hear me Behind stage I am the captain now
05:38:12
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No, he's going bring himself wall We got this shit now. Look at me. I am your captain now.
05:38:23
Speaker
Look at me. Rocky. You are wrong. Rocky. Rocky.
05:38:32
Speaker
and um All of your friends say you are gay, Rocky. You are Where's this show? I like that shit.
05:38:50
Speaker
um you so rightwa this This shit's worse than the fucking Brady Bugs. He's just Wally, man. He's our silent protector, dude. He's protecting us, too. Yeah, Wally is... Whoa, no Glock. what it Wait, why am I getting nodes, Stan? What did I do?
05:39:21
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What did I do to get the nodes? Did I cross the line? come That was super funny, man. now He thought I was gone. Nah, I was right there, bro. I just sat back down.
05:39:40
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What the fuck is that? What, Alan? Does Viking doing cut you out? Show him how you do that again, Rocky, to cut Glick out of the picture.
05:39:56
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Rocky shows how you cut Glick out of the picture. Huh? What?
05:40:08
Speaker
No, that's just me and you. Glick's on mute. It's all good. yeah was That was, love you know, fucking assholes.
05:40:16
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don't know what to say. Yeah, there we go. I'm going to be like shaman from now on. I'm going to this. You're not white enough for that shit. He's whiter than fucking toilet paper.
05:40:32
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Nobody can hear you, bitch. What? What? Fuck you, Wally. I'm going to make a big ass tap, you big bitch. ah Yeah, no, Stan, that's man. That's a ah fight between ah rock and cliff.
05:40:50
Speaker
I don't have the keys to I would say I would make Wally call me daddy. However, that, that, yeah, yeah, yeah. Scotto got put in his place a lot.
05:41:02
Speaker
What? Okay. Canadian Scotto or like San Francisco Scotto? No, actually, actually, for real, Scotto. Scotto was like, he called me daddy. Like Nell Scotto or?
05:41:18
Speaker
No, no, no. Scotto called me daddy and Kayla was like, ah no, bitch. I'm the only one that can call him daddy and Scotto has not been seen since. Hey, Kayla, can I call him daddy? Is that like off limits too?
05:41:35
Speaker
Holy shit, Steph. I don't know how to fuck. She went out for snackies. Baby, you've been called out. No, i i have not seen Scotto since he called me daddy.
05:41:48
Speaker
and i can put the therapist that they're um back wow i with you know har And she was like, no bitch you don't call him daddy i mean woman calls him daddy ah wish is that i can hear her oh there she is what wow No, no, stop coming.
05:42:12
Speaker
I will make your therapist listen to fucking Sarah McLachlan and cry for fucking three hours while fucking on a pickle drinking like and red wine. So, yeah, good good luck with that shit.
05:42:24
Speaker
i implyes to needs Why do you have two forks? So you're going to stab me with the second one. ah She said it applies to you, che yeah american If you want to call me all the bullshit. Wait, wait, wait. It applies to me, too?
05:42:41
Speaker
Yeah, she had two swords in her hand. and she's got the munchies. I was like, why do you have two forks? Tell her to say it to my face. i not Say it to my face.
05:42:52
Speaker
She was like, one is to eat my snackies and the other one is to stab fucking Rocky. What? Nah, man, you out of pocket. yeah don Get on camera, man. You're going to stab me. Oh, yeah, yeah. This ain't real chocolate.
05:43:14
Speaker
come on man yeah yeah somebody they were like I love supposed to be on a fucking sailboat and blah, blah, blah. You know what? I'm adaptive. so for my magum pick Well, that backup pick was only sent to you. Oh, no, no. I'm not saying anything negative, Steph. I'm not saying anything negative.
05:43:34
Speaker
I'm just saying that there's other people that have called me out on what they thought was bullshit. You're supposed to be on the phone. I would love to see Stan Dondeo's face. I love Stan Dondeo's face, but he's He's being a punk bitch in the chat.
05:43:47
Speaker
I love you saying that. Don't take it the wrong way, Steph. I'm not like saying anything negative against the way you've said. No, actually, i like I like Steph. I think we should have a fucking channel together. We could really like be part of the nonsensical network and just have a fucking blast with this shit.
05:44:07
Speaker
Real chocolate melts in their hands. Right. I would go camping with you and drink at least a half a bottle of vodka around the fire I
05:44:20
Speaker
i would go camping with you and drink at least a half a bottle of vodka ah around the fire white chocolate look at and and and look look at life trying You have to agree with me in this day and age. White chocolate glick is basically a good deal. I'm here every Saturday. You're here every Saturday. You bail on us at least once a month.
05:44:51
Speaker
Shut up. Shut whore mouth, Wally. Nobody asks you, Walsy. I'm going to do Wally's Motorsports World tonight. i You want me to it again?
05:45:05
Speaker
I told you I'm done. Bye. See ya. Yeah. yeah allleys out Another one leaves. I didn't fire him. I didn't fire him. He left on his own accord.
05:45:18
Speaker
hey Everybody says click fire me. Click this piece.
05:45:26
Speaker
God damn it.
05:45:37
Speaker
Thank you. Thank you. Even though we have an unmuted cross-cross on here.
05:45:50
Speaker
I said it earlier, and I'll say it again. i didn't try to clean house, but I cleaned house. And now we're doing better than ever. And now we just got to wait on Rocky to get his shit together and start his new shit. It's just going to be you and Rocky because I'm done since you took over Speedway stories. So you don't need me no more. I took over the garage show.
05:46:13
Speaker
Oh, you don't respect until you get a fucking fly cap. I'm convinced that. I only join you just so can hear Glick tell me I'm fired. It's like a kick. You're fired, Rocky. I tell you that every time I see you.
05:46:26
Speaker
Yeah, but it'll hit the same when you say it, Wally. I need Glit to, like, whisper in my ear, like, you're fired. Not like President Trump. Like, fired.
05:46:37
Speaker
like walk walk you luck to me is like donald ray trump i i was for earlier
05:46:51
Speaker
yeah
05:46:55
Speaker
yeah That's the His white devil beckons him. Oh, shit. She will always be white devil.
05:47:08
Speaker
that's only reason i came up guys can i yeah his wife devil beckons him
05:47:16
Speaker
oh shit she will always be a white You should let Steph and i I don't know if Steph wants to do it I encourage Steph I could probably give one night a week maybe two hours max on nonsensical network and we just like call out all nonsensical network members on like their bullshit for one night Well boys thanks for the show without politics Stan Downdale I love you buddy i hope you know that Stan have a good night man
05:47:51
Speaker
I love you so much. um Bite your pillow. Maybe one day I'll make you bite pillow, if you know what I love family, man. I love you guys.
05:48:10
Speaker
um but especially stan love you buddy so that there's ah why What does Steph say? click Tell Rocky's fired. Say it like his daddy to him.
05:48:24
Speaker
You know, screw it. Hey, what? Steph reminds me of my sister. My sister has, like, on her bottom lip, she's got cunt tattooed. So, like, she'll go out and, like, when people start talking to her.
05:48:42
Speaker
Like, we'll go out to the bar and like when people piss her off, she'll just lick her bottom lip and I'm like, oh, she is so calling that motherfucker cunt. She just, she'll just sit down there. Can we, can we make, i mean, in England, they use or that goofy ass country that we beat the hell out of.
05:49:07
Speaker
And that will always forever be our bitch. Um, they feel kind walking around like it's normal can we normalize cut and twat in america yeah see it's starting to be like is it's coming up here i just want to come here on a saturday night and wally and nails and rock show up and be like what up cunts yeah like it's it's literally starting to become normalized in america but it's like the word in america
05:49:41
Speaker
that I've learned house in the building. What's up, big house? No, no, no. No, my sister's a badass.
05:49:54
Speaker
You have to understand. You remind me of my my younger sister. she's she's She's a fucking badass. She had that tattooed on her bottom lip. So when she gets pissed off, I'm like, oh, when she starts licking her bottom lip, like that's her way of of calling someone a fucker. So it's like, oh man, she's about to get into a fight.
05:50:15
Speaker
i started looking at my bottom lip i'm about to yeah yeah when she starts when like when people give her shit and she starts looking at her bottom lip i'm like oh shit it's on now the I started licking my bottom lips. I'm about to eat. Literally on the inside of her bottom lips. I'm about to hang out the with now.
05:50:43
Speaker
like we're so going to joe i'm sorry i start doing a little bit kind of joy so The police officer would be like, man, that girl's a dickhead. And i'd be like, are you talking about me or her?
05:51:01
Speaker
love it. Oh, shit. Oh, bottom lips. Okay, yeah. I used to tell people, you know, I kissed her on the cheeks, I kissed her on the lips, and I stood up and gave her a hug.
05:51:14
Speaker
Yeah, I used to say that, too. I kissed her on two lips between legs. yeah That's right. I was like air moose. It's not got these ratio No, that's from balls dragging across your chin know what I can't
05:51:36
Speaker
the i'm not I'm not going to die peacefully until hang out with Steph. Dude, I love the Moloch, man. It looks cool on you, man, with the facial hair and the Moloch. It looks dope as shit. You look badass. Well, you've seen the picture I sent to you.
05:51:53
Speaker
It looks badass. Kayla loves it. Cash loves it. i I mean, it makes me almost feel bad for making you tap out. Yeah, I mean, fucking Iggy Pop loves it. I mean. Yeah. It almost makes me feel bad.
05:52:07
Speaker
For making you tap out. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah. go Go hug your favorite non nonsensical loser that was on the show you stood up for. I'm done, dude. I'm done. It doesn't be nice.
05:52:24
Speaker
Ladies and gentlemen, shit, I hate to do this. Goddamn, I hate to do this. i' just like Oh, yeah, Steph.
Community Support and Final Thoughts
05:52:30
Speaker
That's the only reason. Looks like we get a UA. I won't say any words. Yeah, I know. Fuck it, man. Fuck them white people. Wally, shit, man. i haven't seen you in, like, what, two months?
05:52:43
Speaker
a You got that haircut so you can clean my dingleberries. Bitch! Word. now um No, I just looked up at the timer, man. I just looked up at the timer. and Guys, ladies and gentlemen,
05:53:05
Speaker
I hate to do it, but thank you guys for watching. Thank you guys for listening. Thank you for having my dipshit ass up here again tonight. Yes, thank you, Glick, for having Nils dipshit ass up here.
05:53:17
Speaker
Yeah. No, seriously, don't want to say the mental health side, but this is the one night, one week, or every week that I'm able just cut leaves and relax and chill.
05:53:30
Speaker
That's what the show's there for. Yeah, will I will do this and and and in all seriousness. It's a formality of life. you know i could i could just I could just drink and chill with you guys and just whatever.
05:53:46
Speaker
I will say this. Ladies and gentlemen, Wally knows. Wally knows. And, Steph, thank you again. We got to hang out.
05:53:57
Speaker
Yeah. Wally, you and I bust each other's balls. We break each other's balls. You said earlier there, tonight, strike three the league is not somewhere you want to go.
05:54:08
Speaker
um i
05:54:14
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ah fought it all. I've been through it all. um
05:54:20
Speaker
this is This is my show. this is this This is not just a podcast for me, in all honesty. This is an outlet. This is this is an escape. This
05:54:35
Speaker
something this allows me to decompress and, ah you know, just process all the bullshit. So thank you guys for watching. Thank you guys for listening.
05:54:47
Speaker
I know it's everywhere. i know it's all over the place. Can I say something?
05:54:57
Speaker
um this is on a serious note guys um thank you glick uh there's a lot of shit going around man don't don't let those external factors affect you this this is why we're here it's why we had fun we were able to laugh stuff like that i know i know glick knows that wally knows that um Black Viking, Rocky knows that. Steph, man, you you made me laugh so much. Others stand.
05:55:23
Speaker
And guys, this is what a lot of people need right now. like don't Don't let a lot of the bullshit external political views, personal views, shit like that, not that's not the character integrity that makes you who you are. And we all know that.
05:55:39
Speaker
We all know that and why you're here for that purpose. So And um ah we've all seen that as as as Americans. And I say that because, yes, I am an American.
05:55:50
Speaker
i will have American. But it's still an American. And you guys are the that relief from the normal bullshit of of the world each week.
05:56:01
Speaker
And that's why this is one of my favorite channels here. Yeah. the the work and everything else, everything that's going on. And I actually have two jobs. I'm a farmer and I work at the manufacturing facility that I'm at.
05:56:15
Speaker
So this this is the one place where I'm able to choose just drink and chill and relax and be with you guys. And um no no matter our different points of view, we're we're still friends.
05:56:29
Speaker
Holy shit. Yeah. Thank you, Rock. so rocking I appreciate you guys more than you know. and um I will wish nothing but the best and and health and happiness for you and your families and and hold nothing against you. and Being able to butt each other balls and things like that and and just to cut loose, it really means a lot to me personally.
05:56:56
Speaker
I respect you and I love you all for that. Rocky, you got anything go to say?
05:57:04
Speaker
Wally, you got anything to say, brother? Yeah, fuck you, Glick. Fair enough. Thank you, Steph.
05:57:17
Speaker
You had a little bit of that either way, so yeah. Win-win. Chicken dinner. correct Yes, I do have something to say. We got literally like three and a half minutes Thank you for tuning in to the Nonsensical Nonsense. Thank you, Wally. Thank you, Glick. fuck too Thank you, Iron Wolf, the Nils, the man of the hour. Thank you for tuning in another week with us, guys.
05:57:42
Speaker
We will be here next week. We got more shows on the way, Glick's House of Music. We got Wally's two shows in the week, and soon to come, Nils and Steph having their own show. I am very, very excited. I will be out. Should be too. So without further ado, roll the credits By the link slash nonsensical network. Thank you guys for watching tune in for all the shows give us like give a share give us follow and As as Rocky said, ha do No breaks Yeah
05:58:17
Speaker
that last ya Why are the buttons not working? God damn it. error.
05:58:31
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AI assholes.
05:58:56
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it ends. But I can't feed on the powerless when my cup's already overfilled. Yeah.
05:59:07
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Yeah.
05:59:14
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But it's on the table, the fire's cooking. And the farm and babies, the slaves are all working.
05:59:28
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Blood is on the table, the mouths are all choking. And I'm going hungry.
05:59:41
Speaker
mind stealing bread.