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Nonsensical Nonsense: Hookers Hoes and Saturday Night Woes
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Rock L33 is still in the driver seat while Glick is off Sqautching around in the wilderness or whatever the hell Sasquatches do on vacation so enjoy the Nonsense and fockery the Rocky brings
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Transcript
00:01:51
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Yes.
Introduction and Technical Difficulties
00:02:52
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Welcome
00:03:22
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I'm not sure going
00:07:19
Speaker
Hello, hello, hello, how is it going you fuckers, happy, happy Saturday night Welcome to Nonsensical Nonsense, another week, another Saturday, full of shenanigans, trouble All of the same-o-same-o, how is everyone doing tonight?
00:07:43
Speaker
Got my beer ready
00:07:52
Speaker
So good to see everybody um Got ourselves a another day of shenanigans
00:08:04
Speaker
One second everybody
00:08:23
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Of course I would be the one to have technical difficulties So give me a second I yeah ah pretty much just ran in here tonight um
00:08:41
Speaker
I might need see here How are you fuckers doing tonight?
Co-host Introduction and Banter
00:09:12
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Yeah, I was... um
00:11:29
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Welcome to the Nonsensical Nonsense Podcast.
00:14:52
Speaker
There we go. I'm back, ladies and gentlemen. Sorry about that. I had a little bit of a technical glitch here. Let's try to get this show on the road on the network.
00:15:04
Speaker
Um, But in the meantime, it's fine. If ah if it wasn't going to be wrong, it was going to be wrong on Saturday. That's like the best day of the week for it to go wrong.
00:15:15
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ah Here I am telling a Glick that he has nothing to worry
Reaction Show Submissions and Album Updates
00:15:20
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about. And literally the first intro of the show, something's already gone wrong.
00:15:27
Speaker
How is everybody doing tonight?
00:15:33
Speaker
What's up, Nils? What's going man? Mr. Ironworth himself. um I do. I am glad to see that this week I still have a job. was little worried. actually called up Mr. Papa Glick himself.
00:15:54
Speaker
yeah I was like, hey, man, ah everything good, man? i I want to make sure I still have a job to come back to. so So, having a bonfire here. Oh, nice, man. That's great.
00:16:10
Speaker
Wally, I am not fired. you know what? I can't be fired. I quit. ah Hey, tried calling you. tried calling you to check in on you this week.
00:16:21
Speaker
If you see a strange 208 number coming by, um that's my phone number, Wally. um What is going on, everybody? Welcome in.
00:16:33
Speaker
Thank you for joining us here on the network another another Saturday. Um, let's face it. We're a great. We're a great show. We're a great network. So it's, it's good to see everybody. Um, I hope everybody's doing great.
00:16:48
Speaker
Had a good productive week, ready to talk bullshit tonight. I'll share that link down here, in a second. Um, but the key, I did want to bring up a few things before I kind of let the show get off on the rails, um, or off the rails rather.
00:17:04
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um The reaction show that I discussed coming to the network, I've been getting um' been getting a ton of different videos and stuff to react to.
00:17:16
Speaker
um We've got to keep in mind, guys, for where we're streaming, where we're going with all of this content and everything, we've got to make sure. you know that the content that you guys are sending through is appropriate to be streamed on other platforms.
00:17:33
Speaker
If you want me to just watch something and react to it, that's going to be cool. I'm saving them. I have a folder put aside where I'm saving everything. i haven't gone and looked at it, but I can tell from some of the titles that some of these are going to to be screened outside of me before I actually watch it. I don't want to...
00:17:51
Speaker
like let you guys docks, docks the network. And so that, you know, when I'm reviewing or watching something, it ends up being, you know, getting us banned. Okay. We get enough of that happening. So, um, just, you know, and please continue sending the, uh, the, the reactions. The show is going to begin soon. I believe I said the 15th. It might be a week or two later than that. I'm not quite sure yet. I, I will keep you posted click or Wally. I'll keep you posted, but, um,
00:18:20
Speaker
I am saving them, so definitely send them to me. I just want to make sure that it's appropriate for the network. so um Yes, we are 100% awesome as a network.
00:18:33
Speaker
Yep, yep, yep, yeah. I just want to make sure that when they're coming through that they're you know they're appropriate. I saw the title on one of them. i was like... Okay, man. All right. just And where can you send it?
00:18:48
Speaker
Just so you know, you can ah go to our Facebook page, Nonsensical Network, and you can put it in the comments. You can put it in a post. join Join our page. Follow it.
00:18:59
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Like, subscribe for more. And post those comments of what you guys would like to see on the new show for me to react to um here in the next show as it comes due. So,
00:19:11
Speaker
um So there's that. And then the next thing I wanted to kind of go over for tonight is I previously said last week, my album was coming out.
00:19:21
Speaker
um The album was going to come out on the second. There were some delays in that as well. um So that will actually be dropping pretty closer to the time of my metal album.
00:19:36
Speaker
Remember two albums coming out here, um one of them was supposed to come out on the second, one's coming out on the 15th, which will be an exclusive on Glick's House of Music.
00:19:47
Speaker
So stay tuned for that and mark your calendars. um But it looks like one of those um albums will be coming out a little later. just had a It wasn't quick enough to get to all of the stores.
00:20:02
Speaker
So just want to make sure everybody knows about that.
00:20:08
Speaker
Let's see.
00:20:17
Speaker
All right. And ah without further ado, i will open up the chatter's box here. um Just wanted to kind of discuss some of those things tonight. Thank you for giving me some of your time.
00:20:29
Speaker
We can now get to your regularly scheduled programming of of nonsensical bullshit. This is the open chat.
00:20:40
Speaker
Anyone is encouraged to jump up. Come say
Humorous Stories and Local Culture
00:20:43
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hi. If you have something to say bad about Glick, this is like the perfect time because he's not here. He might get you back on the next show, but he is not here tonight.
00:20:54
Speaker
So you get to ah deal with many squats today. So if you guys would love to jump up, but come up, chit chat. We could talk all things. I'm throwing that ah that chat there inside of StreamYard and YouTube, having some issues with the other formats, but the link is there. It's an open link. Jump on up, guys.
00:21:20
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Let just make sure I get this pinned over here, though.
00:21:29
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ah we pe rosa glick with a a click He watches. he he watches in the background. No matter what trip or vacation he goes on, he'll go back and listen to the show.
00:21:43
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He'll go back and listen to the show and then come back later and make a comment like two or three weeks later on a Saturday night or on a Monday. A comment will fly out. you'll know he's He's sitting there, man. He's lurking. He may not say anything at all, but he's there.
00:21:59
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we We just, just everyone know that he is there.
00:22:09
Speaker
That's hu that's my whole point, man. Click's be behind now, man. He's just hanging out. ah What do you expect from a Sasquatchian like himself? no He's going 100% be hiding in a bush or in a tree, more than likely chewing on a deer leg or something along those lines.
00:22:30
Speaker
um I saw, so we're we're big in Bigfoot County here. Like, of course, Ohio and and and further down south is very, very big, but we are not um we are not um separate from that. Every gas station, every store you go into, you see Sasquatch or Bigfoot memorabilia or something along those lines.
00:22:54
Speaker
And I saw one, i saw i was just talking to Glick about this. I saw a shirt that in one of the stores and has him with a, with a huge beer mug and he's just going to town drinking it. And it's, Hey, welcome. What is say? It said, ah welcome to to Sasquatch County where we get drunk and fuck hoes.
00:23:17
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was like, that is perfect. We need more of that.
00:23:25
Speaker
Oh, there we go. Got our first one. What is going on, Neal? What's man? I'm actually getting ready to take this Mac outside so you can see the phone.
00:23:36
Speaker
Cool, man. um I'm actually i'm thinking of building a um a pit in my backyard. I live in a rental, but I don't give a shit. I miss sitting in front of a bonfire. like That was like the best days of my like childhood growing up.
00:23:51
Speaker
I'm going build one. I'm going get the mortar and everything, just cut out the grass and you know make a little funnel there and yeah put a little brick ah brick bench or something around it. Go out there with my beers. Maybe I'll start jumping on the network from out there, too.
00:24:05
Speaker
There you go. Oh, shit. See if I'm carrying three things at one time. It's going to fun. Pay no attention to that big house behind me. but How you doing, buddy? How was your week, man?
00:24:18
Speaker
Doing good, man. Busy work week. Kind of fucking crazy. um Went over to my dad's and cut three trees up today, which is why I have all this same wood now. Oh, nice. Yeah. so Yeah, that's the vibe right there, man.
00:24:38
Speaker
That is the vibe. So, yeah, it's actually six feet in diameter and a foot deep. Nice. Wait, so you just ah compacted it? You compacted it a foot deep or is it like it's just filled underground too?
Relaxation and Outdoor Activities Discussion
00:24:53
Speaker
so most of this is sand and clay so um all i did was just take the the stones from the creek which you can see in the background there yeah and just made a ring after i dug a foot down all the way in there and of course the rest of this is just ash piled on top which we use for the garden which is right over there that's one garden plot oh there we go what are you planning uh we're gonna put cucumbers carrots beans cabbage and tomatoes there.
00:25:27
Speaker
Mater's? Mater's. You know, man, I'm in the, I am in Potato County. Okay. So I have fields and fields out here of potatoes. If you need some, ah that is what we are known for. and So we, we plant potatoes, but we do it non-traditional.
00:25:50
Speaker
So we'll throw the tubers on the ground and cover it with mulch or straw. yeah And as it starts to build up and grow, and then they flower, we just rake it away, get the full-grown ones, and then we throw the other tubers back on the ground and cover it back up. So no soil needed. And they get plenty of nutrients.
00:26:08
Speaker
Nice. Nice. Well, i am definitely I'm not a native out here, but I'll tell you that is that's the one thing that they love out here is their potatoes. They make everything potatoes. Potato um potato salad, mashed potatoes, uh french fries tots anything that you can think of potato pancakes all of it just this is potato county they love that here hey move i love potatoes oh i could eat it every day of the week and twice on sunday e speaking of ah potatoes one of those uh nres that you were eating I Googled it. One of them was taters too. I forgot about that.
00:26:50
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So one of, uh, it wasn't, it wasn't one that was passed around a lot, but one of, do remember some of the, some of the people in, uh, in bootcamp had some of the NREs. It was, uh, it wasn't meatloaf. It was something else.
00:27:08
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Do you know what I'm talking about? Yeah. i I remember which one, like the, uh, Oh shit. What was it? The, uh, That's why I can't remember. I've been trying to remember it all week since the last show. oh What was that MRE? It was not meatloaf because I did not like that one, but there was one with taters and it was good. There was a taters and cheese or something else that was in it, like ham, taters, cheese, something like that.
00:27:31
Speaker
But it was like spam, not ham. Yeah. Yeah, yeah. And then there was the ah vi goulash one. That was nasty as fuck. That and the vegetarian omelet. o Well, there was a few of them at,
00:27:43
Speaker
And unfortunately, my last name is Lee, so ah I last pick, man. Oh, man.
00:27:54
Speaker
Oh, that sucks. Yeah, I remember fist fighting over ranger bars. Yeah. Oh, yeah. I got a ranger bar. You just fucking everybody dogpile his ass. Give me a goddamn candy bar. It was a good time.
00:28:10
Speaker
Sign me up, man. Well, I wouldn't kill for that, and that's why I came out, and now fat, because I just have to eat everything else. I'll tell you. I'll tell you.
00:28:22
Speaker
Well, eventually this fire will take off. I've got to put more fuel on it. But, man, I remember. Did you just build that? What is it? Did you just build that pit? Or you've had it for a minute?
00:28:34
Speaker
Yeah, no, I literally just, that's why it's a little bit charred on some ends, and and some of it's pine. It's been down for a while, and the rest is poplar. Mm-hmm. Well, some of that wood looks wet, too. what was That's a dumbass cat. Anyways, was about to say, he's about to jump in and get cooked. Some of the wood on the backside was wet, but this was actually fairly dry. We've had some good days of sun, even though it rained yesterday.
00:28:57
Speaker
Yeah. so um The shit's dried up pretty quick, so it's it's not too bad. So like the bark on that poplar there closest to me with that little branch looks a little wet on that end, but it's not too bad.
Personal Stories of Vehicles and Properties
00:29:09
Speaker
But everything ah underneath of it is smoking because it was just like boxes and cardboard. Oh, I see. Yeah, that's probably actually where the smoke is coming from. Yeah. I mean, I got a decent sized yard. I feel like I could do.
00:29:22
Speaker
i i I've been thinking about it. I already talked to my wife about it. But like I said, this is a rental. So I was like, I don't I don't give a shit. I'll cut cut the grass out. Right. You know, roll it.
00:29:34
Speaker
Dig my little hole right there. i can have my pit and then. By the time it's time for us to leave or go somewhere else, I'll just roll that motherfucker back out, put it back down, or get a little patch of grass and put it there, cut it around. I've done that a few times at rentals.
00:29:48
Speaker
Nobody was a wiser. Yeah, or a $20 fire ring. Yeah, but there's nothing like... I thought about that too, getting one of the ones that sits... on the ground, you know, kind of a pit that's up.
00:30:01
Speaker
o And I just, it's not the same feel. Does that make any sense? Like I like the woodsy feel of a real fire kind of going out. and Yeah, that's why I got like this ring. And course we have the the mountainside there on the background. And of course that's all, that's all lime, limestone there.
00:30:20
Speaker
Oh, that's limestone. Yeah. That's all lime. Huh. Versus sandstone, because sandstone, if it if it got wet, like yesterday, where it rained, and then you try to light it, it would explode. So we use lyme lime, granite, things like that.
00:30:39
Speaker
And, of course, you can see the creek there along the way, where that tree is falling through, and that crosses the creek. Right. Then up on the hill there's a giant ass block of granite. don't know if you can see it through the smoke. If you look right at the center of the... should be like right there.
00:30:55
Speaker
It's moss covered on the top. We're going to clean that moss off. oh yeah yeah That's all your property? Yeah, all this. And this is just one side. i haven't shown you the front or across the road.
00:31:10
Speaker
There's a lot of property here. But yeah, i have all the... To the top of the mountain there. On one side. You could put couple more houses out there, man, if you wanted to. I could. I'm actually getting ready to build a cabin for my wife and i because we're going to give the kids the house. It's 3,600 square feet. We don't need something that big.
00:31:28
Speaker
They got a family that's not raised, and they're in a smaller cabin, so a we're going to get them out of the old cabin, put them in the house. We're going to build a brand-new cabin, and tear down the old one, and extend the driveway.
00:31:40
Speaker
Nice, man. Man, you got yourself a piece of property. i didn't know you had it like that. I've had it since 2003. Smart man. Because that is impossible to buy right now. Well, it's not impossible. um I've actually a seen, I saw the CPI, remember not to get it boring or whatever, but I did see the CPI report come out recently and saw that home prices are taking a tick down. Property is taking a tick down to the to the downside, but is it still high? I was actually chatting with ah i was chatting with this gal the other day, and thing just standing in line you know talking the shit.
00:32:17
Speaker
And she was like, man, she's like, I had a three-bedroom. she so She bought her three-bedroom house, and it's got about two and a half acres of land around there, just for her and her two kids at the time. She still has it, and she bought it for close to $90,000.
00:32:40
Speaker
$90,000. And i was like, man, that is insane. Like, have you had your property evaluated since then or whatever else? And she hasn't. Obviously, she's never going to sell.
00:32:50
Speaker
But I can um only imagine having that. That's damn near possible in my neck of the woods right now. At least here. When I got this place, it was $125,000 appraised. 118 cash.
00:33:11
Speaker
And now for over 300,000. Cheese.
00:33:21
Speaker
You can't get no pizza boxes and rich cracker boxes. hu
00:33:30
Speaker
We just need paper, wooden cloth here. We don't do any fuels, anything like that, because we take the same ash and we put it in the garden. Right.
00:33:43
Speaker
My wife was thinking about starting a garden, too. Again, I'm not to let her toil the land for that, though. They will throw a fit for that, so we're going to get her planter boxes, or I'm going to build them.
00:33:55
Speaker
Yeah.
00:33:58
Speaker
Oh, Wait, let me zoom in. Ladies and gentlemen, we are getting exclusive. We have a Boxymax right here in the background and Nils, uh,
00:34:11
Speaker
it's like Mike, Mike Tyson and Jake Paul. Jake Paul's coming up from the cut. um yeah they just ah They just threw hands at each other.
00:34:24
Speaker
man i used to be scared to death of Mike Tyson.
Entertainment and Media Banter
00:34:28
Speaker
And then ah after the Jake Paul fight, it's like, yeah, i can run my mouth to his ass. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
00:34:37
Speaker
Well, I'll tell you what. I think that... um like you know Like we discussed, I'm pretty sure he threw that fight. there So I might be the idiot to go, man, you ain't shit anymore, man. And can just get my whole shit rocked.
00:34:51
Speaker
yeah It's like, okay. That's all he proves the theory, you know? He was notorious for that left jab and then uppercut. And I saw him three times. pull that up.
00:35:02
Speaker
That would have just drove because Jake had his, his chin dropped and it's like Tyson would have, Tyson would have just drilled his ass would have knocked him out right there. Yeah. and there's actually one part where he did connect with him and Jake backed up and pointed at him like, Hey man, you're not supposed to do that. And I was like, this shit's rigged.
00:35:20
Speaker
Yep. Yep. I knew from right there, my bet was over that I was losing my money. yep oh but I know if you met on the fight, but I definitely did. And I lost my ass on that.
00:35:31
Speaker
so Hey, man, can I pay you $51 million dollars to whoop your ass and win? but I mean, at his age, who cares? You know, I do. and I do get where he's coming from, but I just.
00:35:45
Speaker
Yeah.
00:35:47
Speaker
I saw ah here. Let me show you this. ah I saw this funny photo of Jake Paul.
00:35:57
Speaker
Who else was supposed to fight? somebody somebody else but Was it Floyd Mayweather? Yeah, Floyd Mayweather and Mike Tyson are fighting April 18th?
00:36:10
Speaker
I'll have to look. This
00:36:15
Speaker
is a legit fight. That's what I want to know. this This is what happens in a legit fight. You get your whole, your entire, ah look at this, man. That is insane, dude. yeah yeah that's what you That's what happens when you try.
00:36:36
Speaker
this fucking thing got beat like a pumpkin, man. He's all sorts of swollen, man. I'm about to get my portion like this, bitch.
00:36:47
Speaker
Yeah, it's not catching, but it's all it's it's it's a
00:36:52
Speaker
trying to. Here, let me see. i was Yeah, I'm pretty sure it's Tyson. It's an expert. ah There we go. I might have to throw that big log of... I'm going to start with ladder fuels, the smaller stuff.
00:37:12
Speaker
We will catch, folks. I promise you.
00:37:17
Speaker
Because not going to make a shit about this. So that fight is, I had it right. It's an expedition fight between Mike Tyson, Floyd Mayweather. It's scheduled April 25th. 25th, okay.
00:37:31
Speaker
And it's in the Democratic Republic of Congo. They're fighting in West Africa? legend hu They're fighting in West Africa in the DRC?
00:37:41
Speaker
Yeah. That's going to be wild. And it's legend versus legend. And the fight is expected to be an eight round with no official winner declared.
00:37:55
Speaker
Wow.
00:37:58
Speaker
Oh, here it is. Here it is. Here it is. I think I found a video on it. Let me share my screen. oh and then that was there. That's a this guy, man. his ah Man, I know his name. I just,
00:38:16
Speaker
Joey, it's joe Joe something. So they told me to ask you, you about to fight Floyd Mayweather.
Networking and Community Interactions
00:38:24
Speaker
You're going to fight for real?
00:38:31
Speaker
I love this guy. Like, why would he want to fight Iron Mike Tyson? wasn't bothering nobody. is when he He came, he said, damn, we got a bag, huh, Mike? Floyd Mayweather.
00:38:46
Speaker
is is that Come on. Two biggest names in the whole... What is this? The 20th century and shit? this What is this? The 20th century? These are two biggest names in the 21st century. I guess a bag is in the I guess a bag is involved.
00:39:08
Speaker
yeah If anything, he's more than likely going going to do the same
00:39:15
Speaker
thing.
00:39:17
Speaker
Oh yeah, man. So I, I, um, I am not putting any more money on fights with Mike Tyson. He has killed that for me now that I know he could be bought. Um, so I will be re, uh, reframing from per from, from fighting, uh, from betting on the fight, but I will look at the fight.
00:39:35
Speaker
Yeah, man. It's like, you know, they're going to have that shit all over MGM and everything else. And I'm glad I took that out. It's just irritating as fuck to know that like the whole NBA scandal and stuff with our camera, if it was MGM or that other site, um,
00:39:51
Speaker
That was MGM. And MGM's losing money right now, so I'm surprised they even took that risk because nobody's going to the nobody's going to the casinos anymore.
00:40:05
Speaker
Nobody can afford it. Or everybody can just stay at home and bet online. so Yeah, why not?
00:40:12
Speaker
Sup, brother? a Drew, Druin, Druin Inversed. you Welcome in. How's it going, buddy? Jason, how you doing? Beers up. Cheers. Cheers. Everybody. Happy Saturday night.
00:40:30
Speaker
Oh, what the fuck? yeah What's up, Jedi? once you said What's up, Jedi? I even got my horn cut up out tonight. What? What? Look at that. Come on up, Jedi.
00:40:44
Speaker
have some choice worth having with you tonight. I'm picking on the powder. Oh, there it goes. That fire is going now. It's picking up.
00:40:59
Speaker
yeah yeah i Yeah. He you killed it for me. Yeah. king Come on up, buddy. We got to discuss some things, man. I heard some rumors. I need i need you to come up and address them here tonight.
00:41:15
Speaker
So put them all to sleep. Put them all to rest, man. He was fucked up at 5 o'clock this morning. i was so proud of him. Did I? Yeah. That's what I heard. That's why I wanted him to come up. He was pretty smart.
00:41:31
Speaker
Drew Inverse.
00:41:37
Speaker
Oh, I pulled him up. it looks like he's having some connectivity. There he is. yeah and It takes me a second to to get on from so for some reason. I have a great connection, too. How you doing, buddy?
00:41:49
Speaker
Good. It was my favorite kitty. I love that cat. That one's actually new one. We got six new ones. Oh, wow. Really? Cool.
00:42:02
Speaker
I was drunk as fuck last Saturday and some girl texted Angie that we know down the road. She was helping with the construction Nucor. It was supposed to be two cats. She dropped off six, but they're all cool as shit. So we're like, yeah, you can stay. Yeah.
00:42:15
Speaker
um More barn cats. We're cool. wo yeah um Throwing hands at each other, though. You missed it. and Drew, Drew. Okay, Drew. Huh?
00:42:28
Speaker
Is that okay for me to just call you Drew? Everyone calls me Drew Drew you just missed Mike Tyson, Jake Paul and the cat universe side of things they were boxing right in front of the fire cinematic it was great that's all right that's going good that's all right that's going good that's all right that's going good all right that's going good 20 fucking minutes now
00:43:01
Speaker
Where's Schlick?
00:43:06
Speaker
You said Glick? Yeah, Schlick. Schlick. Schlick is on a ah ah high a vacation.
Music Preferences and Lifestyle Choices
00:43:15
Speaker
He took a two-week hiatus, went down to Florida to go and scare the the the locals there with his Pasquatchian. The Fauna.
00:43:25
Speaker
yeah Yeah, he wanted to go down there and scare all the locals. And so I gave him a chance to go back to the forest for a little bit. ah I told him I'd cover his shows. ever remember i goes that' that But you never know. He might pop up. He he was in this he was in the um panel last week chit-chatting from the bar.
00:43:46
Speaker
ah I told him, you can't come back until you're as dark as me. You spend all the time out on that beach. You get all the sun you can. That's going to be a challenge. he's like well He's like, I don't know if I can get that far, Rocky. might get a little toasty, but that's all I can tell you. Yeah, especially at the Gay Strip Club in Fort Lauderdale. It's Sasquatch Saturday.
00:44:13
Speaker
He's getting that flag on. I like sar Sarge said last week. Last week, Sarge was like, oh, he's he's hanging out he's hanging out on a bar. He's got his his banana Speedo on out there just scaring all the locals.
00:44:31
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I believe that. I believe in 100%. And I told him to come back with photos. I'm working on getting some photos generated. Hopefully he's not here tonight so I can actually tell you guys that I am working on getting some photos for next week that I can share on the network. because some AI a i generated photos of him in a Speedo, Banana Speedo.
00:44:52
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He's probably got the hairiest belly button in Florida right now. is that what He's got the hairiest belly button in Florida right now. Oh, for sure. They ain't never seen nothing like Glick. He even showed me. he ah He sent me a photo of the car that he rented while he was down there.
00:45:09
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And I don't know he's written that thing. Florida would be like, fuck this. was like, how do you fit in that thing? Your head is level with the roof.
00:45:19
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but Oh, man. Jedi! What is going on, man? That's my boy.
00:45:32
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What's up, everybody? What's up, man? How you been, bro? Long time to see you. I took a good right and say serious injury, so I've been kind of like come on a hiatus a couple weeks.
00:45:46
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Whoa, what's up with your microphone, bro? Yeah. Sounds scratchy. Mine? Yeah. Sounds like you're blowing Megatron. Oh.
00:45:57
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Is that better? One, two, three, eyes on me. ah that better one one two three eyes see me nope no no no i'd be worse even no No.
00:46:12
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No. No. Oh, that's better. It's getting betterter that's been all right better. that's betterter Oh, yeah. There we go. That's the sweet spot.
Content Creation and Future Plans
00:46:21
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I just came. yeah You are Megatron. Which one? Both.
00:46:29
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There's bunch of luon nuts and bolts. I heard i heard a rumor, Mr. Jedi. What did you hear? I heard that you were blackout drunk last night.
00:46:42
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That's racist. and I can say that, man. I can say it, Drew. He's like, but can you, though?
00:46:55
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oh I heard that you were blackout drunk. um You fell asleep live. Is that true? No. tell Tell the audiences. for the Tell everybody. just make shoes didn't fall asleep on live. I got sleepy on live, but I didn't fall asleep.
00:47:13
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Who done said it?
00:47:17
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I was actually in backstage watching. but I didn't fall asleep. No, you were doing this. You're doing the ah Jedi. I'm about to be out. The photo's gonna be here. I was meditating. saturday and I was meditating.
00:47:31
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I woke up one morning and I was like, I was getting undressed to take a shower. i looked at my camera and it was on. i was like, no, not like everybody, everybody was already logged out. No one was on the street. I was like, Oh my God. like So you, so you actually have, you fell asleep all live.
00:47:55
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Well, i I didn't log out. so I was still on and it was my own stream. Yeah. And I i passed out. well I went to bed. I told everyone I'll be back. and Everyone's all chatting. I went to bed. Because I was so drunk, I didn't even know what the fuck was going on. And I got up and I'm all, ah shit, what happened last night? and like I was like getting undressed to take shower. And all, why is the light on?
00:48:18
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Why is the red light on? Bad. Bad. ah bad Oh, that's funny.
00:48:28
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And that's how Drew started his OnlyFans. There you go, man. That was the moment. Have you ever seen, like, naked Drew pics somewhere on, you know, you know why? you and bed It was because you were asleep. It wasn't because of that. I completely got it, Drew.
00:48:44
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i almost sleep, mate. Drew, tell me about your show. I didn't know you had a show. That's my first time meeting you, so I'm, you know. Oh, yeah, yeah. Good to meet you, bro. Yeah, totally. I know. It's... um yeah it's the universe you know uh i'm all about space and technology and you know i used to all about smoking weed but i had to give that about eight months ago yeah and uh and i stole your idea what did i i didn't know you gave up smoking weed drew yeah i gave it like eight months ago i had to i have a lung problem so i smoke cigars now
00:49:18
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yeah That's not equally healthy for your lungs. It's like a diet weed. It's got less calories in it.
00:49:31
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um what's your ah What's your show, man? what as You said so it's true Universe? Yeah, Drew Universe. You're every platform and everything? Yeah, it's Drew Universe with a D. No, it's just YouTube. Drew Universe with a D at the end. No, it's it's universe for the J.
00:49:49
Speaker
Universe. I'm glad you picked that mic, man. You sound like you're getting ready to call an airstrike in on Tehran. Is it that bad still? No, no, no, no. That's good. Oh, i bad. It sounds good to me.
00:50:02
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Yeah, it sounds clear now. Yeah. early lot Oh, Nils, you might be behind. Are you watching on YouTube or just on stream? I'm on stream, Jordan.
00:50:13
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Okay. I was fucking with the fire Jedi. Go ahead toss your link in there, man. I found you. I shot you a subscribe, man. Goddamn pyro. Fuck yeah, thank you.
00:50:24
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only Fuck, wait a minute. The first video that pops up is from eight months ago, and it has Jedi in the middle. I'm on screen. Yeah, that's good. Me and Drew have been hanging out a long time, okay? Yeah.
00:50:42
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A solid minute. It was probably a badass dream, too. It probably was. It always is. And guess what? Neither Drew or remember it. That's how you know it was good. Oh, look. Look at that.
00:51:00
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That's not play but July. I don't remember that shit, man. We were fucking wasted since like 8 o'clock last morning.
00:51:08
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Dude, we were partying hard last July, bro. That was a fucking great week, dude. So like, and no anybody that doesn't know, I went to Nils' house for a week. And I'm a California boy. So going out the East Coast for the first time was interesting.
00:51:22
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um And all we did was just get drunk the whole time and party and shoot fireworks and eat food and shoot guns. And I didn't even get an invite.
00:51:33
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Didn't even get an invite. but i was like, everything you can't do in California. I'm not going to make a big deal of it. I mean, you can do all those things here, but limited. yeah you gotta You gotta have Nanny State being like, you can only do this much fun.
00:51:48
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who still love that Drew. I think a week because i have lung issue and he's legit, actually. I thought that was a joke that he was going to smoke a cigar. Willie Nelson's like, bullshit.
00:52:00
Speaker
Okay, so Rocky, if you just... So this is your first time meeting Drew? This is his mentality, 100%. had a lung issue, so I gotta give up weed. I better have a cigar instead. It was like, my liver's crapping out. I can't drink vodka anymore. I just...
00:52:17
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go with that vietnam there's a lot truth in that but yeah acknowledge on that this This was expression when he found out that he wasn't invited.
00:52:31
Speaker
you snap it that quick
00:52:35
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think i go i don't think i can be friends with the anymore ai we're done ah All right, but everybody have a good night. I got to leave. I'm going to make it your avatar real
Creative Discussions and Imaginative Ideas
00:52:45
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quick. I'm out.
00:52:48
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No, no, no, no. Jedi is still here. Don't worry. like we just walked places. easier He's here. He's in the top corner. okay I'm not going show my face anymore. I got to protect myself. Protect your Actually, that's not even from tonight to they that and the Show. I told you that that recording that I found on your page, Druniverse. it's the first video on there. It's just your photo of that.
00:53:11
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Oh, look at that. Yeah. Damn it, Drew. yeah I got to get that one. I still have the old school one, man. yeah yeah I got a good story about that little leader. I got a really good photo. That was after this one, too. I know. i know. I want the original. I know i still dont have the photo of the original. You guys don't even have the good one. You guys don't even have the good one. The the one with the lightsaber?
00:53:40
Speaker
Wait, let's... Yeah, the lightsaber, yeah. That's where it's at right there. I'm looking awesome. All kinds of sexy right there. I got some good ones here. I got... Okay, name that face.
00:53:54
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yeah but
00:53:58
Speaker
ah Okay. Let's look at this for a second. Let's look. sad. That's Bob the
00:54:09
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Builder on L.C.' that's ah bob the builder on lc's oh oh oh yeah i forgot about him i haven't seen him in a minute he starts like his accent gets deeper you can't understand where he's saying that all anyway not at all not at all but i like it yeah makes me feel pissed off it's so funny i love doing that uh let's go uh this other this is other this is bob builder uh when he's drunk yeah
00:54:40
Speaker
Hey, you guys. ya Dang, I still don't have the correct photo of that one, man. i try Okay, yeah, there we go.
00:54:52
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yeah th That's intellectual property thief, Rocky. You owe me royalties now. Can I have this on a t-shirt, please? I got a friend of mine that um ah named Marcus. We call him Darkest Marcus.
00:55:09
Speaker
And he actually does look like Hulk Hogan, but i actually I actually made this avatar just for him. i smart find it Darkest Marcus, yeah. Which nationality is he? ah he's He's African, but he talks like a skater.
00:55:23
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So, let's where is it? Here it is. um it's like if That's like if Kimbo Slice lived out his entire life and didn't die, you know? Jeez, man. Why is that so accurate, dude? That does. That's sick, dude. Yeah, yeah, yeah. You got that.
00:55:40
Speaker
perfect du that's a Yeah, yeah. so yeah, yeah. Yeah, on the bottom it says Darkest Marcus. so start cracking out He's Terry Crews in 20 years.
00:56:01
Speaker
ah let me ah ah I want this one. I want this on a t-shirt.
00:56:09
Speaker
And this one on a t-shirt. If I can have both of those. Johnny Bongs. I haven't seen Johnny Bongs in like weeks. Yeah, have either.
00:56:20
Speaker
Yeah, and so he has been. I thought that he just switched shows and was favoriting the Jedi show.
00:56:27
Speaker
I've been working so much. I haven't been on able to jump on other people's live streams for quite a while, so I only basically go to mine. Then after my show's over on Friday, then Lincoln's only one live, so I go to Lincoln's show sometimes. but Fuck, I haven't been on many lives, but I haven't seen Johnny Bungs anywhere.
00:56:49
Speaker
I drop on maybe he was on other people's. I don't know. Johnny Bong, if you're out there in the universe, man, we miss you. We're sending we're sending the vibes. Johnny. Hey but
00:57:06
Speaker
Nils, your fire's getting puny. You know, it's kind of fucked up because on the other side it's burning, but on this side it's just not. Keep telling yourself that. don't keep yourself. though Literally, when I threw those two boards in, I was like, are you fucking kidding me?
00:57:20
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but It was going there for a second. Yeah. Really banning from donating don plasma. oh do I was doing a plasma a couple times last week because it's like a hundred bucks a time. I was like, fuck you. I'll take a hundred bucks. andbus they They take your plasma.
00:57:35
Speaker
I feel like you get tainted with something. I totally want to go try today. and they're like, Oh, you've been deferred. I'm like, what do you mean? he was this ner Yeah, they're all, no, you can't. You have to get, you have to you have to take a blood test. I'll get back to this in 10 to 12 days. i was like, why?
00:57:52
Speaker
And she was like, I was like, what do I got AIDS or something? What the fuck? And she's all, no, no, it's um your beta protein levels are 1.03 and they have to be under up in beta. We don't need that. Yeah. Yeah. they have you looking for that alpha plas maskscu You took my joke. I like, so I'm beta, you know, like the fuck. go like fuck Oh, sorry. I didn't mean and take you. hi ah hy Oh, look at that. The fire is going. That was quick. Dude, I should get the fire going that quick.
00:58:22
Speaker
Oh, pissed on it. His rocket fuel. Yeah. yeah but
00:58:31
Speaker
Not that beta, Piz. You beat me to it. You beat me to it, Joe. Oh, God. ah god I keep getting to the punchline first tonight, apparently.
00:58:43
Speaker
That's funny as hell. I can't piss you in real. I'm a high beta. 1.03, not 1.02. I was like, what the fuck? What's the.1? I...
00:58:54
Speaker
I don't think anybody else cares about the distribution of low beta, high beta. You're just a fucking beta. I'm a high bader. What's up, WayUp? WayUp, dude. Says Bader.
00:59:06
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He's like, I'm a master bader. I'm the master bader, lazy. What? WayUp, dude. How are you, bro? I haven't seen you in a while, either. haven't seen nobody in a while. Yeah, my arm's been fucked, dude. I fucked my arm up real good a couple weeks ago. I'm just like, just now getting back to it. That's why I haven't been online. I've been like on crazy flex roll and Sleeping all fucking day. you like man ah I like to switch up.
00:59:31
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This is from like yeah getting old, waking up in the morning and reaching for some socks.
00:59:37
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great man you know what i but ri left on nis You're going to get the show canceled if keep that up.
00:59:49
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i hang is what's going on man how are you What's up, thing is? ed a but All these kids are like, man, I'll fucking rent them all and I'm sore. And I'm like, I get out of the fucking car, man, and I hurt.
01:00:02
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Yep. You are old. Oh, i saw her her thinking about yeah my shoulder hurts thinking about it. about it. The thing is, you're old as fuck, too, bro. You fall asleep on every stream you're on.
01:00:21
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ah that in a whole night When Drew left here last summer, i was like, I wonder if he's still fucking if he's sober if he's still fucking drunk when he got on that plane. Oh, bro, i I slept like most of the way back.
01:00:35
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I totally did. What I mean, we drank like the first two days because we had to go out get more. We drank two gallons of fucking fireball in two days.
01:00:45
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And now that was seven of the bottles that we had. oh and all the mead we drank? We drank all that fucking mead? yeah. And, like, beer was just water. Woo!
01:00:58
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who Welcome up Well, the thing is, how you doing, buddy? What's up, bro? All right, all right, all right, all right. a Can you please explain to me how he's actually old?
01:01:12
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Yeah, man. We both fall asleep.
01:01:17
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On stream. i think I think most people fall asleep, but go on. think I've only done it like maybe once. Twice. Maybe three times. Yeah.
01:01:28
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It's like I did that two times last week. I did twice last week.
01:01:36
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And then wakes up and continues the show. Yeah. they You never rally, Eddie. you just You're just asleep asleep.
01:01:48
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That's when you know you're old. Sometimes I wonder what you're dreaming about. I'm like, make my dad was said i wast old big titties. He's just fall asleep on stream having wet dreams. That's that's that's a porn hub stripper. Polly Darden.
01:02:11
Speaker
Doing well, waiting for all the naughty people to come out on live streams Well, I don't know if you've tuned into this one way up, dude But they are here Yeah, all the fucking troublemakers are in the building All the troublemakers are here And by the way, if you pop up, please Please keep your camera off so that that photo continues to shine Be in your background, bud I love that one Oh my god, is that a Bigfoot IC?
01:02:44
Speaker
Can you imagine if Glick just popped out of the woods? just put Right over his hill? He just comes... He just comes walking out of the woods. Fucking... You want some marshmallows, bro? I was just visiting some cousins in the fucking woods. I smelt the fire, so I thought I'd stop by because I didn't want to be rude. wanted to make sure I saw some food, man. Fucking Noel comes running out. it like gli oh
01:03:15
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It's like Glick's older bricked-up cousin named Brick. Yeah, it's Brick and Glick. Brick and Glick. They're getting bricked.
01:03:26
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Yep, get bricked. Except Brick is a actually bricked, and then he's an actual Sasquatch. Oh, God. That'd be weird. Okay, if you stumbled upon a Sasquatch in the woods and it was all bricked up, that would be even weirder than just finding a Sasquatch. yeah what I don't want that image in my head. It's already there. There's no one doing it, Sorry.
01:03:51
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There's no rewind in real life, okay? You see that, Nils? Getting that extra compliment on your ass tonight. Oh, yeah? What? with Way up, dude. He's about to be way up that ass, too. Way up, dude. That's part of my dad bod exercise regimen. Wranglers do help.
01:04:18
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Yep, there they go.
01:04:22
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Jedi doesn't know what Wranglers are. So I took my vehicle in, right? I have a couple pairs of Wranglers, I think. To shop today. Maybe. To replace the shift solenoids in my transmission.
01:04:35
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Come to find out, it's not the shift solenoids, it's the transmission that needs to be replaced. i That sucks, man.
01:04:46
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Yeah, it does. Which transmission do you have? have a 4L60E.
01:04:52
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Oh, yeah, that's going few bucks. Yeah, it can't handle the torque, man. that's like Which bathroom does it use? So I have a spare transmission, luckily, in another vehicle, which is a 4L60E that I'm just going to swap out.
01:05:10
Speaker
It's just I have to get that piece of junk to the shop, towed to the shop. get it on a lift, pull that tranny, replace the solenoids and everything.
01:05:26
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My tranny's going press charges if you're too rough. Yep. Because LGBTQ frustrated me. lgbtrued medicine I just replaced ah my transmission on my truck.
01:05:40
Speaker
That's funny. I got Nissan Titan. Yeah. Yeah. 2017. i it was a pain in the air. All those electrical components. i hate that shit. and but Can we just talk about that? I may i miss when I was talking. Electricity.
01:05:55
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Okay.
01:05:58
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I'm just being disruptive for no reason. My dog sucked. I was just over there. I was just annoyed without. And like, motherfucker. not want to have deal about this. It's just a pain in the ass to to work on now. I don't know. like commissioning I think Gearbox is a good alternative.
01:06:15
Speaker
ah I just... Yeah. Yeah. yeah I'm depending on whether sell it or just keep it as like a project truck and just take the body off and and the bed off and turn it to a warthog from Halo. Oh, he right that'd be cool. I have a, I have a 98 GMC um Savannah with the bubble top and it's the limited. So it's called a leather interior and shit and the engine blew on it.
01:06:44
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But I had the whole transmission rebuilt. It cost me like seven grand rebuild that fucking transmission. Holy shit. Seven grand for a transmission. You should have just had new transmission at that price. But it's the highest. Well, you can't buy that transmission. They got like four mail-order brides.
01:06:59
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oh yeah again the senator chair um The company that did it, they're like really high, really rated, like the highest rated transmission company and you know where I live. It was like, all right, fuck it. So I had it done and the fucking motor blew like six months later. I was like, of course it fucking did. But look Carb is leaving California There's not going to be more California Air Resource Board.
01:07:21
Speaker
So I can start using all the motors all the other fucking states use in my GMC and I just drop a fucking nice motor to that motherfucker and be like, fuck you, California. So, yeah, no more no more fucking smog checks.
01:07:35
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we need get to What's a smog check? yeah i know i wish i could say that so what they do is they they make you pay to take your vehicle in once every couple of years just stick a sniffer up the tailpipe they figure your butthole putting out that much fucking emissions so as long as you're not putting out that many emissions and there's only certain motors you can use that follow that regulation with the certain special catalytic converter and you have to buy the california's catalytic converter So they're getting rid of the cats. getting red rip off Dude, it's fuck. California's fuck, dude. California's fuck. I live in San Diego and it's it's just... Yeah, it's a special... You to get your ass back on screen and quit flaunting my lightsaber like that.
01:08:21
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the west coast I'm sorry. I can't help but stare at it. come but for north Northern California is nor the eler is like West Virginia and it's the same in the organ like Everything west of the Cascades are all bunch of hippies, and everybody in the east of the Cascades, like they will fight a fucking bear for few more.
01:08:41
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It is so crazy.
01:08:44
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ah What are you drinking, Jedi? That's not water. No, it's not water. It's water adjacent. There's ice in it that's kind of melting, so there's some water in there.
01:08:58
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Maybe I should get something a little bit more harder. enjoying you, buddy. i'm justing What are you drinking? Ultra.
01:09:07
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I'll go get the hard shit. I'll be right That's what I thought, Rocky. I'll give all your shit. We're communicating. All right. We're talking disapproval. I'll go get the hard shit.
01:09:18
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but ah go gethar
01:09:24
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ah
01:09:32
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Okay, Nils, I'm actually pretty jealous of you right now because that would be nice to just be sitting by a fire, having a few drinks, having a few fucking laughs. Damn. I'll tell you what, I'm with you were here and you know you're always welcome.
01:09:44
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Bro, we would have such a good time. Yeah, 100%. We'd be sitting there bullshitting up a storm, having some fucking... You know, i have I don't even remember. I think I've only tried mead once in my life. You'd give me some fucking great mead.
01:10:01
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Fuck yeah. This is actually a blackberry mead. Ooh. And I got more blackberries for the for the blackberry mead. Because we're growing up.
01:10:16
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Blackberries, blueberries. Blueberry is my favorite. I love blueberries. Fucking blueberries are the best. that nice You hear the frogs. Drew, what are you doing, bro? You're sitting there like, you're looking like you're waiting for Maury to say you're not the father. I've got a story about Drew when he was out here. Fucking hilarious. A morning story. I'll do that.
01:10:42
Speaker
Morning story or morning glory? You don't wake up. It was like somewhere between 8 and 9 o'clock. We'd been up all night. We were on streams and shit like that. He had two cameras for his laptop. And then, course, I had the Mac and...
01:10:55
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So we're like restreaming. So there's like basically three cameras around the the Tiki bar, but that was before the fourth reply. He told me he brought his other camera. So we're up all night. We're listening to music. We're having fun. We're streaming.
01:11:08
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Like we don't give a fuck if YouTube strikes anything. And we're just having a blast. Well, we all go to bed that night. I can't remember when everybody went to bed. We wake up the next morning. i go out. Fenty and his mom, they're from Northern England. or ah Drew comes out. me and Shenty are talking. man and i was like, you guys want something for breakfast? you I'll go ahead and eat breakfast and stuff. We're like, ah we're okay right now.
01:11:31
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Drew walks out, rubs his eyes, up sees everybody. Shenty's like, sure. so We just started fucking drinking 8 o'clock that morning. This was a Tuesday. was night Right before Independence Day.
01:11:43
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and So we're like, fuck it. And they're like, we going anywhere today. And I said, no, it's supposed to rain. So like sightseeing will, will suck. So we'll just stay here today. But yeah, Drew started drinking. All of us started drinking that morning, but Drew's like, fuck it. Yeah, let's start drinking.
01:11:58
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This huge ass thunderstorm comes by fucking floods three sides of the house. My son's freaking out. Like his car is going to get washed away. And it's like, fuck it. You can't do anything about it. Angie's at work. We're all fucking trashed.
01:12:11
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We're talking about first. You drunk? And I was like, yeah. She's like, it's 9 o'clock in the morning. i was like, everybody here is trash. Yeah, we got a late start. We should have been drunk by 7.
01:12:26
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Oh, shoulder. like You know what? There's something really nice about being able to day drink sometimes, though. I like a good day drink day. You know? You wake up, you do this thing, you're like, know I'm going to fucking pour a drink or fucking crack a beer. I don't give a shit.
01:12:41
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Today is a day drinking day. Yeah. That's a fun feeling. A hillbilly honky-tonk here. It's called Coal Miners. Donna Drew still got the t-shirt. and Yeah, I love that shirt.
01:12:53
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It's one of my favorite shirts. like Everybody's like, oh shit, yeah. so like If you're from out of state or out of town, don't buy you fucking drinks, man. I don't think when i When we went to the bar, there was like I think it was like five of us at the bar, and I bought everybody a beer and a shot a whole round, and I was like thinking it would be like $40, and she goes like $18.
01:13:15
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eighteen dollars I was like, are you sure? Did you chart did you get everyone around? She's like, yeah. Way up, dude. That didn't sound gay enough. Play harder next time. How you doing, buddy? West Virginia has not put tax on alcohol since 1968. There we go. How about this?
01:13:33
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there we go about this ah Oh, shit. There we go. I thought he was going to drink us all under the table right now. Rocco, need to come visit.
01:13:46
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You said what? You need to come and visit. Oh, I'm down, man. Wait, Rocco, you're the permanent host on Saturdays, right? No, no, I'm not. Oh, I'm boycotting the rest of the year then.
01:13:59
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Just stop by on my reaction.
01:14:04
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it's just stop by on my react show um i My show should be starting on the if I say 15th, but that's probably wrong. It could be. Whenever you fucking do it, let me know because I'm going be there, motherfucker. There is no streetlights.
01:14:21
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I'll see if I could show you with this camera. There's no streetlights out here. There's no city lights on the horizon. It is so damn dark out here, the bats fly into each other.
01:14:32
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Cheers, fuckers. Hell yeah, cheers. Drew, get it up there. already got it up, baby. Just for you. cool
01:14:47
Speaker
Oh, man, I love some whiskey. Oh, gosh, man. oh You know, I've never really dabbled much in into scotch. I'm a bourbon guy, but I've never really dabbled. Not because I don't want to, I just haven't. I'm a bourbon.
01:15:01
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I love Scotch a i love scotch scotchy Scotch Scotch oh, oh,
01:15:11
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oh ah you you ah oh ah but oh what's he doing is he a way up de's comment but yeah i knew my daddy Are you my daddy? Where is Timo? Oh, Ultra for an Ultra. True.
01:15:45
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where is teamo your oda oh i order my new phone what's ah what kind of i'm trading in my i'm trading my s twenty four ultra effort s twenty six ultra
01:16:01
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He's not home, but I have to show you. Josh got a 23 Challenger with a with a scat pack. No He was like, third very in man had to go to the store and he's like, go ahead and take it. he said Keep it out of the ditch.
01:16:16
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I was like, you you don't know your old man. so yeah So I had to go to the gas station. You know how far that is away from the house. And then the dollar general, I was gone for like an hour and hour.
01:16:30
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with this car, zero to 80 and 4.2. I know I took an eighth of an inch of rubber off his back tires. I don't need that car in my at my old age. I don't, man. That thing is straight up torque, and i was enjoying it every minute.
01:16:47
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That's sick. want one, damn it. it's got It's got the zero to 60 timer, the zero to 100 timer, the eighth mile, and the quarter mile timer, and it's got an SRT button to switch into the racing mode.
01:16:58
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Damn it. to change the change of gear ratios. Oh, man. yeah I told Blake about it. I was like, this car is way too dangerous for me at my age. Yeah, yeah. um i mean, I've been thinking about buying a new car. i think after i got a new job, so I start in two weeks.
01:17:15
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Hold on. I'm thinking like in a few months might buy buy a new car, something like that. so Hold on one second because I think that's him coming down the road.
01:17:27
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Jeez. You know what? This fucking car is dangerous for me.
01:17:32
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Oh, motherfucker. Hold on. There we go.
01:17:37
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This thing is super sick. And it's like a navy blue, a real pretty navy blue. Look at that beast. What? Oh, damn.
01:17:50
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And he's listening to Tom Petty. Start back up. Hell yeah. Yeah, let's hear it. oh wow
01:18:02
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Yeah! Yeah!
01:18:10
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Let's go, brother! That's Drew. oh yeah Let me borrow your car for a little bit, man. What's up, man? Let me borrow your car for a little bit.
01:18:21
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Hold on. What's up, Josh? What's up, brother?
01:18:26
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there you go go yeahs so josh
01:18:37
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That is sick. That car is dope as fuck. What color is it? It's like a navy blue. now all right A real pretty blue. I'm yeah there's a till po ma With scat back. Yeah, I get back home he's like, it's got a manual SRT button. i was like, don't you tell me this shit. listen that is it So you did get a chance to take it. How many times did you did you drive it I just drove it that one day and that was that was that was enough for me
01:19:15
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Oh, that's how you magically make the fire come out. Yeah, yeah, yeah, it's slowly burning It's slowly burning Just gotta catch a little bit. I've had the hardest time with with fires typically when Normally we don't. Normally I can get a fire started in ah in a fucking hurricane. but And I know that poplar has been laying there for oh about four or five months.
01:19:39
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a Pine just snapped, but the tree was dead to begin with. We got hit with the...
01:19:47
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I did want to actually do that on camera because people be like, oh, I've got to flag this shit for unsafe facts. Whatever. I'm a firefighter. know how not to get on fire.
01:19:58
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Well, luckily for you, i none of our subscribers would do that. I don't think so. Yeah, disclaimer, that is Mingshawn. Yeah, disclaimer, by the way, that was water. It's the same stuff that Jedi is shrinking. it's out Yeah, this video is in reverse. We're actually putting it out.
01:20:16
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Yeah. i'll grab back guys Sounds good, Drew. Yeah, man we just we we were drinking beer, kept taking shot after shot. and and it's just It's kind of cool that it's like, man, I actually got to meet Jedi and a friend from Northern England who I've been on Discord with and another friend from Houston who came up.
01:20:36
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But to get everybody together, and I told everybody, hey, man, you just tell me if you want to come visit, come out.
01:20:45
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Hell yeah, man. I'll definitely come out. You will have a great time. You will eat fucking great. You'll probably gain 20 pounds while you're here.
01:20:54
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I'm down. Sign me up. that I need to go around. i told Glick that I need to make it like a tour and go see everybody because I've known a lot of these these guys for years and I've just never made it out to their side of the state. I've been trying to every... um um We've got a Discord server up for like a YouTube meetup um and it just keeps flip-flopping where it's going to be at.
01:21:15
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East Coast, West Coast, stuff like that. Trying to get everybody together to where they can afford it. Hey, there's top there's my buddy from the army.
01:21:27
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He lives next door. He moved in with his mom to help her out. He just got home. So he might be over here with a beer in a minute. Hell yeah, man. More the merrier. He's back with. He loves it. So every now and again, we'll we'll venture up on the property.
01:21:40
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And we'll go like deep away from everything from the house. We'll either take a tent or build a bushcraft shelter and we'll just sleep in it all night. and Oh, Glick has been removed as host.
01:21:51
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I'm joking. He is not. He's on vacation. He's spending some time connecting to his roots in the forest. Yes.
01:22:01
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Listen, Glick Squatch. Yeah, he has been in time connecting with his brethren and sisters. He visits them every once in a while. So it's important for him to get out there and connect with his own.
01:22:13
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He's in a woodworm in the mountains of Tennessee, smoking out of the peace pipe. And he said something about a um he said something about a banana ah ah banana tepee um No, no, no. A Speedo. A Banana Speedo. A Banana Speedo, yep.
01:22:35
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Something about a Banana Speedo while he visits, you know. um On the jet ski to make sure it gets properly massaged. His Yeti family. the words of like Shut your mouth. know Exactly. hurt from having a great time.
01:22:56
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well Yeah, I checked it out. Like I said, he's having a great time and he'll be back next Saturday. Well, he he'll be back he's coming back tomorrow and then just in time for Monday show. And so he'll be back in Austin. Then you know what's here soon.
01:23:13
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But I'll tell you what, man, I've enjoyed roasting Saturdays. Saturdays has been fun. These last few. um Man, you never know. like I never know what direction the night's really going to take. It always takes like a curveball reaction. Who knows?
01:23:27
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Today, it started off with technical difficulties. I had no... I mean, it's one button. You just click one fucking button. I don't get how that turned poorly, but it did.
01:23:39
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It's probably just... It's definitely my fault. I'll take the blame.
01:23:46
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Yeah, that's exactly what. Rocky, you've been me. Why does Jedi always want to blame the whitest person on stream, which is itself?
01:24:01
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ah Unless there's somebody looks like more white than he is. I mean, I think Rocky's little bit whiter than me, but whatever. i make the differ man i think that i don't know.
01:24:14
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I don't know, man. I live in West Virginia. I'm i'm sitting there drinking mead in front of a fucking bonfire next to a mountain. I think this is probably the whitest I've seen.
01:24:25
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All I need is some Waylon Jennings or Merle Haggard, and I'm good for the night. you know
01:24:32
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What is Yes, you. How are you? sorry and just know me If I catch fire, you guys better laugh, and somebody better hit the light. I will. Don't worry.
01:24:46
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What the fuck are you doing? He just has to go pee real quick. Don't look at him. Look, he has to do what he has to do, okay? Sometimes he's the woods. He's in the woods. He knows what he has to do, man.
01:25:00
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I gotta dig this out now they just kind like My youngest arm son to burned plastic in here, so i' gotta dig this all the way out again and toss it. So can't use it for the garden, so... Yeah, you don't want those microplastics in your nutsack.
01:25:15
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You don't want that shit growing in your fucking garden either. ah Then it gets into your nutsack. Shut up! I I really have to worry about that
01:25:31
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I have four sons I've done my duty youre generally yeah You don't want your nuts to turn into Lego pieces though Even at your age Yeah Shit probably would turn out looking like Legos Turn into and fucking but ah Food right bag you know like I didn't have good testicular cancer. doctor will pull that fucking testicle out and look like a 4x2 Lego block. That's the piece I was missing. exactly i'll be like hey no Give me that. I've been eating that for a while. now i can can Now I can complete the Death Star.
01:26:13
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I did want to have him taken out and replaced with with tennis balls. That's the one step on it really hurts. Well, I mean... Go out somewhere wearing a kilt. A natural airbag, man. You just fall. It's natural. You just fall back and it's like, oh, airball. We're good. You wear a kilt to a bar, man. You just sit there and pull it up and just start squeezing them.
01:26:33
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You're asking me, man. wear a kilt to a bar. but but just they just pull out Even if it's not a gay bar, you're still asking for some trouble.
01:26:50
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That's funny. Poor, poor, poor Jedi. Wait, what? He's thinking about it. Man, tennis balls versus golf balls? What the fuck are you eating, Drew?
01:27:04
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Cheese. ge Cheese. okay everyone I don't want to poop this week. so i'm just It ain't easy, but it's cheesy. I'm just clogging that colon right up, man. so off house We're going to plug that pipeline and Nils can't get in. um
01:27:26
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How you doing, Sarge, man? It's good to see you. Hummus slab.
01:27:38
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Something else can't get in. It's like a fucking Iranian MRE. It's a camel's asshole. Fucking hummus slab.
01:27:50
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I gotta go guys I gotta go pick the lady friend got to do tonight so good to see you guys tell Bob I said hi lady friend peace and love miss you man lady his name's Jeff my name is Jeff my name is Jeff my name a jeff it Well, thanks for stopping by, buddy. See a je you, Drew. Yeah, thanks. Toys R Us. Just swing it by to drop some love, hit that like, and say hey. Fucking giraffe, goddammit. You got it.
Light-hearted Teasing and Social Commentary
01:28:28
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that That's Sergeant's Cougs for, hey, I'm going lay it out on the table and let you guys stare at it for about five seconds.
01:28:35
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All right, later. All right. Thanks for stopping by, Goose. Now you are the only people I have to make fun of. one call of you asked yourself Put your goddamn helmet on get real on. He ran out of Sarge.
01:28:57
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Oh, yeah well he sorry. He ran out of cheese. you another cheese
01:29:07
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Yeah, whatever he was. You know, that's another person that hasn't popped in here in a while is Chris technician. I saw him over and I saw him over at your stream, though, Jedi last week.
01:29:18
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I nobody get this far to like you there in California. arrsist You're ignoring both of us. I appreciate you stopping by my shame. We're both in the comments just talking shit. Like, what the fuck is this, man? Makes sense. wait We never get any love, man.
01:29:35
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We just got to hug out in the back comments. I want to save all the love for when I come up and appreciate you hosting the show, okay? I didn't want to wear it out in my comment section.
01:29:48
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see you i i mean here put it i enjoyed it I enjoyed it. I'll jump up as a guest. I didn't even try to jump up as a guest this time, though. Yeah, I know. What's that about? No, you guys were in deep discussion about something. We're never in deep discussion. We're always just saying the first stupid thing that comes to our brains.
01:30:06
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Exactly. When you rub those two brain cells together, that's what happens. Where the hell is Shaman? you can What's Shaman up to? Oh, you know, he's just in the comments because we're in deep discussion.
01:30:19
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Fuck you!
01:30:24
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yes Yeah, see how that works? I was actually in the comments. I pay attention to the comments. I didn't believe Glick. I thought he was just chatting shit. And then I got into your comments and i'm like, this fool has no idea. Yeah, you need to come up on panel. That's where the action's at, okay?
01:30:49
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Bill Sargent said that was as wet as the crease of Jedi's underwear That's some bullshit There's nothing wetter than the crease in my underwear, okay? i keep it I keep it moist at all times Just for you Jedi And also he never knows when it's going to be time for him to you know do another Some more like OnlyFans content yeah And you know what they say he is ready to slam time Woo
01:31:20
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I wish that the face on this thing looked like more like you like That looks like you But it looks like the art like an art version of you I would like it to be like drawn out.
01:31:31
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It's weird that you want it to be more realistic. i want get to You got to pay for the premium package to get the more realistic views. okay rock You know what? i That's fine. I didn't say money was a concern. i said I want to more realistic. Drop them dollars and you'll get what you ask for. Glenn's never going to let me back on the stream doing this fire marshal bullshit.
01:31:52
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Don't worry. I'm the new host. You're what Jedi said. exactly See, I'm saying that just so that if he is if he isn' like lurking, he'll just pop up real quick. six You're trying to get him out of hiding? I'm to get him out of hiding on purpose. Uh-oh. Jedi is a magician. He has it moist and grungy.
01:32:15
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You know what? That is true. but That is true. It's a gift.
01:32:23
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I was just saying, Jed, I am building myself a fire pit myself in my backyard. I'm going it this week. bro Oh, hell yeah. was out here once, and I said, fuck it. Just grabbed the shovel and just started digging. Just dug a circle, and then dug out everything in the middle, grabbed the rocks from the creek, threw it there, and said, boom.
01:32:45
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I can sit here and chill with you guys. That was three years ago. Hell yeah, man. That's where I'm at. I want to do the same thing. Jedi, you're not keeping up with me. This is my second.
01:32:56
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So you need to kind of keep up. I'm my I'm on my mama um what? what I'm on my cherry ball. Today, Junior.
01:33:11
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Damn it, Rocky. Every carton on the fire falls off, rolls over on that gas can. Exactly. That's what I was... When I saw that log roll up, was like, oh, shit, we're going to get some explosives.
01:33:24
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No, I actually had a gas can so far one time. I'm a dog. I just grabbed it. My hand just... if that be That would be a great way to end the stream. Come on. Right? would be a great way to end his whole life. What the fuck?
01:33:38
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Just, and then the whole stream just ends. Everyone has to wait until next Saturday to find out where
YouTube Content Challenges
01:33:44
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he's going. Is that footage of Iran? No. Nils just dropped the fucking log out of the fire. I don't know the why he doesn't want to stay in there.
01:33:53
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You got to TP. That's how I would build a fire. You missed it, earlier I watched him build it. Do you TP it? Yeah, I TP it. I should have cribbed it, actually.
01:34:04
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yeah Yeah. I should have cribbed it instead of TP'd it because I didn't know the wood was was going to be like that. and That pine should be burning better. no Now it'll probably take off and burn pretty decent.
01:34:17
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Well, we had a very bad windstorm out here. We have sold, everyone's giving wood away, which is another reason why I want to build this fire pit.
01:34:28
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So, like, hey yeah, I'll take all the wood, load up my truck, man, and then I'll start streaming from outside, too. Yeah, when we had that one five weeks ago, that's what snapped that pine. I planted that thing. It's a white pine when my son was a year old.
01:34:41
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Planted over at Dad's farm. And the the wind took it out, so was like, fuck it, and that's what I cut up today. Well, he planted a bunch of poplars, and... i thought went up another tree i got to cut up too I mean, that's a good that's a good point.
01:34:58
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Sergeant, what you should have done is was use wood that hasn't been floating in the lake for the last three months. Yeah, that thing's more saturated than a fucking maxi pad, bro.
01:35:12
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This shit was fucking dead, and that's why the wind took it out. And I was really surprised. It's dead. D-E-D. It's been dead for almost a year, so I'm really surprised I'm having difficulty lighting it. Probably why it was floating in the lake for so long, because I didn't know it was dead.
01:35:32
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yeah and this i wonder if that works with people around here. yes a no the carp will get them.
01:35:44
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Yeah, fucking shit-eating carp. Them bottom feeders. Now that's going good.
01:35:54
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Zombie you, man. so Zombie wood.
01:36:13
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Nils, by the way, I got my hat. I got my hat like yours. and Oh, I see it, man. Hat reveal, bro. yeah see I might in little while. I got to go find it. That's fair because I can go up and get it. It's like 10 pounds of wool for that little hat though. Why the fuck is it so heavy? Does your head get sweaty? Even before it even touches my head, I'm already sweaty because it's so much wool on that goddamn hat.
01:36:40
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yeah but I think yeah I'm going to have to go the Modog route. I got to talk to him again about the ones that he is. Yeah, look. See? i got no I shaved my head fresh today. It's kind of baby ass smooth.
01:36:55
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Let's see it, man. Show the viewers. No. you yeah a I'm joking. See? I was already setting you up, man. I shaved my head, man, but with my beard, people like, what kind of bike you ride?
01:37:11
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That's true. I would think the exact same thing, to be honest. Look, Sarge, I told you you were going to get hot as fuck from it. I know, but I already, already well, we we talked about it for a little bit, and I got to get one that Sarge gets. But I ordered the, I think it was a green one.
01:37:30
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The one that Sarge sent us a link to last week. Oh, God. I got to go to Sarge's link. Sarge, said resend the link. Get up here and send the link again. re you know, remember that long ago. I shaved my balls. shaved my balls today.
01:37:48
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Did you nick one of them? Because that's always the worst. Pain bleeds like a motherfucker. Mm-hmm.
01:37:58
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That was one. yeah
01:38:06
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You heard him. You have enough to go into any fire, it'll go.
01:38:17
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Oh, Scorpio. Oh, God damn it. Oh, Jedi. Scorpio's become one my favorite people. It's kind of rash double. One of us. One of us.
01:38:30
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Kind of rash double.
01:38:35
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Slather in lotion, okay? It's like salad dressing for your balls. Holy shit, man.
01:38:43
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Oh, my God. One of my buddies did that once. He took, you know, the edger. You know, when you have... Jedi, you don't have a beard. Oh, man. No, it's white. You can't see. I trim it because... It gets poofy and white.
01:38:57
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Well, there's a link. There you go. I'll i'll favorite it. We saw it earlier. There's something else. We're talking about herpes. So if you... You got to warn me before you switch topics like this. God damn.
01:39:14
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No. So you know the edgers, the the wide clip ones that you use to just like kind of tighten it up? It's a pretty sharp razor for lining up your beard. And then you have the standard regular razor.
01:39:25
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oh yeah. Yeah, one of my buddies used the trimmer that has the sharpest. but It's literally the sharpest that you can get. It's meant for line-up. I'm going to throw up. Stop the story right now. i get I get where you're going with it. That's all I need to know. I'm go to throw up if you say the rest. The sharp thing near my junk is the most terrifying thing to me.
01:39:46
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Jedi, have you ever seen herpes? Hold on one second. Oh, shit. No, are you I don't need to see your herpes, Nils. We're we're friends, but not that close of friends. No, i know we're friends, and I definitely want to see your herpes.
01:40:01
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No, Jesus Christ. Okay, no, I never thought i'd say this, but I want to click back. You would not. You keep changing, man. You can't switch it. I know, because... Yeah, here.
01:40:17
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um yeah here ah boom Let see if I can I just put it in the private chat for you too So actually go in there And use it And get yourself something that won't make you Like soggy wet Um
01:40:39
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did you sit in the private chat I don't see anything in the private chat It's still like spinning It just hasn't gone in yet Oh
01:40:54
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It's still It is still spinning It's still spinning It's still spinning i'm so so I've only seen i've only just stopped by your your show Three times now Since I've figured out that you have a show um For the You you do to your show every single Thursday ah Sorry Friday right Alright guys I will be right back in just moment hi a little bit you're right back for this far
01:41:25
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oh so He's burning down the whole neighborhood He'll be right back Come on man I wanted to see the explosion right I feel robbed of the joy of seeing other classes burn um I was gonna say you know so i ah For the react show that I'm doing ay i if because I know last week you said you wanted to join um For that, I'm cool with it. 42 different videos sent to me. 42. Oh, shit. That's a lot to sift through.
01:42:05
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Yeah, but some of the, I was saying earlier tonight, some of them are, the label of it is kind of, I need somebody to go through them and make sure that they're not like, gonna get oh, you're not going to get fucking nailed just from the video. Oh, wait, you know what's crazy?
01:42:21
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Okay, so on our channel, so Shaman put up some, we put up, we both put up random shorts, whatever. Shaman got us one or something. How you doing, man?
01:42:34
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Oh, what up, Chris? But I put up ah a one of the Easter Bunny fight, like somebody in Easter Bunny costume fighting somebody and they got our channel a strike for violence, which if you've been on YouTube, like the most retarded shit ever. So we cannot even upload any videos. I don't even know if we can do our show on Friday, next Friday, because it's a week long like ban.
01:42:57
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from uploading anything and the thing i uploaded was the dumbest like goofiest thing like it wasn't like it shouldn't have been flagged so don't know wait you got banned on youtube yeah we got a strike to we got a warning from shaman and then i immediately uploaded something else before i even realized we added a warning and then that got us the strikes so we can't upload anything our bunnies What I put up got us the thing. Shaman put up some shit about Israel, so that's different. but i mean You can't talk about Israel on YouTube. They're like, nope, nope. Anyway, but...
01:43:36
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the thing I put up was violent, but if you watch anything on YouTube, it is the least, I mean, it's funny as shit. It's an Easter bunny. Some dude needs to find it. Yeah. Yeah. Fucking punching other people.
01:43:51
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And it's like a 10 second clip and it's funny and it's got goofy music behind it and some whatever. Like there's no reason for it to be banned, but like our, our, our account gets fucking targeted a lot.
01:44:02
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Well, so does clicks.
01:44:05
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it's just It's weird how they from a band they' tick fucking hyper-focus on bullshit. but I'm like, dude, do you know, I can like go on TikTok and legitimately watch porn.
01:44:17
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Legitimately. Videos have been up forever. Nobody says anything on them. When you were saying all those videos you want me to like vet, I'm like, i would i I didn't even know for my own channel what would get hit. I didn't i didn't end think in a million years that that video would be like...
01:44:34
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against their terms of ah policy you know their policy, their community guidelines, whatever. It's just a goofy-ass video of an Easter Bunny suit guy punching somebody. It's funny. Oh, just text it text it over to me, Sarge, because that comment for the link, I still haven't posted in the private chat yet.
01:44:53
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um Just shoot shoot the links over to me. I'll text them over to Jedi, or we just text them to Jedi and me.
01:45:01
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Wait, what are we doing now? the The links for the hats. Oh, yeah, yeah. Sarge, you got my number. You can send me the goddamn links.
01:45:12
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Sarge looks good in them damn hats. I know. let's get a charge um Not all of us can look like Kevin Nash, buddy. That's true. But don't worry. that All the videos I've seen of you, that you look great.
01:45:31
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Every angle, man. You're killing it.
01:45:37
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He's like, don't know if to take it as a compliment or not. It's great. You know going to get you back at some point. i don't know when. Hey, man. but like I'll be waiting for the day, buddy. You get me back every Friday when I'm not invited onto the show. You're not going to be invited now either. You're in the back of the line.
01:46:00
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I'm going to jump on Drew Universe. I'm going to jump on his now because I know you guys hang out on there now. So I'll jump in and be like, hey, what's up, man?
01:46:10
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Then I'm going on there and be like, you know he said about you, Drew? said, you're an asshole. And then he's going to be like, this rocky guy, I don't know about him. but I don't know about them. Not quite sure.
01:46:24
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I have, um I'm going to do a YouTube, um a brand new YouTube channel for it too. Cause I was looking at mines and my YouTube's full all the remixes and stuff. It's not going to really fit. Oh yeah. You don't want to fuck with the algorithm. You want to get like kind of like a clean break, start something fresh.
01:46:41
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yep so he yeah bro make sure you yeah have to jump up and react to some of it One of the videos that was said to me was two girls in one cup and that's why yeah classic it's classic and I was like, Hey, I just need to make sure everybody understands that I'm Please send me stuff I can actually react to on YouTube.
01:47:05
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That's like when somebody sends you something like that, i'd be like, no, no, I'm vegan. Even if you're not really vegan, just so they quit sending you things like that. Like, no, that's not vegan. Hey, what's Wally? How you doing, buddy?
01:47:16
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We're good. We're chilling over here. We had a full panel a little bit ago. What Wally? Right now, he's just blowing himself up. Head into Walmart in a bit. Need anything, Rocky? Yeah. um Pick me up um a case.
01:47:31
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Pick me up another bottle of whiskey. Hit me one, too. on, now.
01:47:42
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Bradley Bradley cares He's in the chat Wait, Bradley's in the chat? Yeah, he popped in and popped out like real quick I don't even see him in there He popped in and out like real quick Yeah, he does that every once in a blue moon Damn it, I love Bradley He cracks me the fuck up There we go Bradley!
01:48:09
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Now I need
01:48:24
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bragley i in you in a damn a minute and I am so happy you're here and you just warmed my soul with those choruses. Oh, yeah, man. Thank you. Better vocals than anything I could ever do, man Oh, yeah. How you doing, Bradley?
01:48:36
Speaker
I know. I just ah I've been i had a little ah schedule change on my work. So I work weekends now. So I don't stay too late on on days. But this isn't late. This isn't late. You guys are on usually or a little earlier. But I was doing a little show.
01:48:54
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But yeah, I've been, I've been, I was like, oh man, I haven't been on ah the Glick station in a while. station It's been upgraded since Glick. It's been upgraded since then, buddy. Oh no, where's Glick? What happened to Glick?
01:49:08
Speaker
No, we kicked him out. You know what? He's in the cellar in a cage. We feed him twice a day. It's fine. Don't worry about him. He's on vacation, Bradley. So I took over for a look. Like we said earlier.
01:49:23
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I will give either of you 20 human dollars if you can tell me where that song that I was singing came from. ah You know what? Let's negotiate. I'll sell it for 40 Sasquatch dollars.
01:49:35
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Hmm.
01:49:38
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What's that, 20 cents? I think that's the exchange rate. yeah That's 40 clumps of fur. forty Without fleas, okay? Don't try to pull it over. That's little extra.
01:49:53
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It's a little protein built into that fur. That is nice, Sarge. Yeah, yeah, I'll bring it up. I'll bring it up. We'll get it. Yeah, yeah, I'll bring it up. Damn it, Bradley. That's why you're my favorite. Bradley is definitely my favorite.
01:50:06
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o hey Look that. He never does crack me up. Oh, damn. Yeah, think yeah man. That is nice. It looks like a hat you can put on your dick. so you like that It doubles as a condom in ah in a pinch.
01:50:27
Speaker
Why is it leather? No, I don't want that. No, no, no, no. I'm cool with this. I like this. You can get fast shipping on it, too. Was that one blue? Was there a blue one? Yeah, yeah. Look at that.
01:50:40
Speaker
Jesus. I can't get the big comment out of my head. Ducky. It might help with my rashy balls. Thank you. I think my one.
01:50:56
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ah but yeah thank you thanks sorry i i think my favorite one is a black one Well, yeah, it's good it's got to be black. The blue one to be weird. should see him look leather black. like Triple H. There's a wrestler called Triple H. And he used to wear a leather one of those. Did he? He owns the company now.
01:51:21
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So that hat must be good. Work his way up. Yes. Hey, Vince, look at that hat.
01:51:30
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hey vi look speaking hats we got a Bucket hat here in the chat That's right Show us Bradley Bradley's showing us that Bucket hats are still cool The way Theo Vaughn is showing us that Fucking Mullets are still cool Okay see These are These are people that are not Letting go of good ideas But you gotta trim You gotta trim it down You can't have Something's wrong with Theo Vaughn bro wide-brimed fucking ass. Theobon makes me laugh so fucking hard.
01:52:02
Speaker
Yeah, he does. He's good, but there's something wrong with him. It's so wrong that it's right. I'm not going to get banned on YouTube. That'll be a horrible way to end Saturday. That's the way I end Fridays. I just get banned. That's how I know it's time to leave. Just shut me off.
01:52:24
Speaker
There is a video. It's an old ah one of those old call in fucking infomercials. It's not infa its just a regular commercial, but it's a 900 number. I swear to God, Theo Vaughn is in this commercial. i don't know if you can show this or not, but it's it's one 900 cry.
01:52:43
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you you call it up and you cry. i don't need to dial a number to do that.
01:52:55
Speaker
it's there It's like a sex hotline. You know, this was during the time and, you know, late at night when you'd see these commercials for like a, Hey, call me now and I'll tell you about my day. And I'll i'll tickle my tootsies, you know. one what This commercial was just like You want to you want to call me up and like cry? That's such a weird fetish to hear people cry and just jerk off Like you used the tears as lube? What is going on there?
01:53:25
Speaker
I don't know. Look up. I swear to God, look up the commercial. i get up right now'll thr My search history is already pretty out there. Okay. i need that to add to the list. You need to see this commercial.
01:53:36
Speaker
you i yeah i will thank Bradley. You just described it to me perfectly. i That's all I need to know. is this the word cri No, this is fuck you asshole. Oh, I'm sorry. Fuck you asshole.
01:53:56
Speaker
was like mean stuff mixed with crying. Oh, my God. oh it's how it all You got to keep your fetishes in a line. You can't mix and match sometimes. It doesn't always work out. it was a He called the wrong number. That was a joke. He called the wrong number. Remember the argument sketch? The Monty Python argument sketch?
01:54:16
Speaker
ever hear that? This is an argument. Yes, it is. No, it isn't. You're crazy. you're You're fucking crazy. You can't live a human life without knowing what the Monty Python argument sketch is.
01:54:29
Speaker
Oh, I think... No, i don't I don't. I don't remember it. Bradley, quit judging me. It hurts it hurts my soul when you judge me that hard. I'm going to look it up. I promise, Bradley. God damn it. No, it's okay. It's all right.
01:54:42
Speaker
I did Monty Python sketches. I was in a ah theater class in high school. Believe it or not. Oh. No, I do believe it. You're actually pretty good at doing all the shit you do.
01:54:53
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And I was on stage and I did a a sketch where ah one of the lines, I was an old lady. Where I talk like this, you know, an old lady. um british bit Yep, yep, yep.
01:55:05
Speaker
And one of the lines was... hey i had school through I just ordered it right now. Dude, you ordered before me God damn it. Okay, I was listening to Bradley because I was being polite. You're the host and you're ignoring your guests. I am just trying to live up to the Glick example.
01:55:27
Speaker
I'm living up to the Glick example. Okay?
Comedy and Humor Appreciation
01:55:30
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No, you need to be better than Glick. That's what we thought you were. We thought you were going to be the new and improved. Oh, and now you do that. Okay.
01:55:40
Speaker
Rocky, Rocky. We got a whole new bag of shit to talk about now. know this I forgot that where this story was going.
01:55:50
Speaker
you Your host is super rude and he cut you off and he ordered shit and then put it No, he should have. He should have. Where the story is going, that was a good idea. and I forgot. it wasn't a good Don't encourage him, Bradley. He's he's in the wrong. You deserve an apology. know what you deserve No, I don't. No, no.
01:56:08
Speaker
You're the host now, Brad. No, you were right. You deserve that. You're in the... You were absolutely right. he will He's never been right a day in his life. And I'm mad at him. And I to i need to order sell those goddamn hats. Oh, no. So, Bradley, I'll let you talk and let Rocky know what an asshole he is. um No, no, no, no, not at all. Not at all. You're completely right. I forgot where the story is going. And it's terrible. i Oh, no. Oh, no. Oh, no.
01:56:39
Speaker
okay Now I want to hear the end of it. Oh, no. oh no Well, it's a Monty Python sketch that I was doing, and there was a line in the sketch that my teacher told me, don't don't do the line.
01:56:55
Speaker
but But I did it. Are you sure? Was your teacher Charlie Sheen? Don't do the line. He probably would have me to do the line, maybe. But...
01:57:06
Speaker
He said, when we're you know we're live in front of the audience, don't do that line. But I did. And I apologize, sir. I did the line. I didn't write it. This is on Python. pon i didn't write it The line was, don't like dummies.
01:57:24
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yes That was the line. I'm sorry. Sorry, I'm ordering hats just like what Rocky is. And I said the line. went way faster than you, Jedi.
01:57:36
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After I said the line, child cried. You had a head start, okay? Sick of your shit already. In the audience, a child cried when I said that. That's crazy. That's that happened. well that one I mean, that just adds to the comedy. because if you make Why is this one so expensive?
01:57:57
Speaker
That's true. don't like dockeys. I like, like the, I like comedians that do the, the crowd work stuff sometimes. Sometimes, not all the time, but like, When a comedian can make a whole freaking skit off of just clowning somebody in the audience. I wish. I've gone to a lot of comedy shows. I never get picked on. You mean like that, right?
01:58:21
Speaker
No. You sit in the back? No, I sit in the front. i I've learned, man. i like And they're always like, hey, you in the back back there. What's your name? And I'm like, no, they're right here, man. I paint.
01:58:33
Speaker
100 bucks extra for you to pick on me And I'm not gonna be a heckler because then that's just the worst So I was worried about the so last August You didn't think that was a payoff I don't like darkies but will give back you didn't think that was a payoff i don't like darkies Hey, Rock, do you do you watch Kill Tony?
01:59:04
Speaker
Mm-hmm. Okay, so last August, my wife and I, we went down to Austin, Texas. We went to the Comedy Mothership. We didn't go to Kill Tony, but um we were there early, and they just seat you, how you come in. So we were, like, right up front, and some comedians really fucking went apeshit on people in the front row. We didn't get it, but... um Tony Hinchcliffe was one of the comedians. He did like a 30-minute set, and he fucking picked on like half the crowd. But my wife and I never got hit with anything. But that's i was like can I was kind of like anticipating it. And at the same time, my wife was like terrified. She's like, I don't want to be fucking...
01:59:41
Speaker
yeah just tortured in front of everybody but it was so much fun like just waiting for like and he was hilarious destroying other people in the crowd but like we were in the front row like front voguen roll like like our table was touching the stage front row and i i thought for sure because he kind of he he kind of picked out the middle section we were kind of off to the side but it was still like it's not that big of a venue so it's like anybody could have got it. And I was like, I don't want to make a stupid face. I don't want to look too drunk because he's going to fucking roast me. because He actually picked on like people like three rows back from the front, which is still pretty close to whatever. But like even the back row was visible from the face. He could have picked anybody to fuck with.
02:00:22
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ah
02:00:28
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but yeah but ah Our friendship is over. I'm never speaking to you again. i mean, let's come up on panel. Hey, look at this person here. What is he? default? I'll probably pretend like nothing ever happened, but whatever. Until then, you're dead to me.
02:00:44
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yeah
02:00:48
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I've never gotten picked on. I've sat in all different so ah sections to try to get picked on, and I've never gotten it. You should look whiter. Then it'd be okay. Yeah, well, look at this guy here. i better not leave my wallet stage. Thank you, Bradley. I feel a lot better now, actually. I feel a lot better now. I feel included. Thank you. Thank you.
02:01:13
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Have you guys seen that sketch with G.M. Pail where he was like acting like a comedy sketch artist guy whatever, and he's he didn't want to pick on the guy in the wheelchair with the burns? Okay, I got to dip for little bit.
02:01:25
Speaker
I'll be back, Rocky. Okay. Have you seen that, Bradley? think did. I think I did see that one. I'm going to pull it up. That's hilarious. was like, pick on me, and then everybody turned on him in the crowd. Every person.
02:01:39
Speaker
That like really happened at some like concert or something. Somebody was like, yoing yo, this guy's got to stand up. Yo, you stand up for me. And he was in a wheelchair. Yeah.
02:01:51
Speaker
I don't remember what the fuck that was. Oh, but somebody was yelling at somebody. Wait, comedian got pissed because he didn't stand up? Yeah. Holy shit, dude. He didn't know he was in a wheelchair. Like, why isn't this guy standing up? You motherfuckers stand up. It's like, I'm in a wheelchair.
02:02:07
Speaker
Sorry. That is horrible, man. I don't know how to come back from that. You can't tell when you're those big like stadiums. He's just like in those, he was in like a little special area. They got those little like ah roped off or kind of like had those barriers around it for people sitting in wheelchairs and whatnot. But I guess he didn't see it.
02:02:29
Speaker
Why aren't you standing up? I can't. There's nothing I can do, man. Pick me up, asshole.
02:02:41
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but we wouldn't stop again. All right. All right, how's everybody? How's everybody doing? All right, you guys can all hear me okay? All right, I know this guy can right here. Boy, this guy's ears are so big. He's laughing at jokes from the Yuck Yuck Club all the way to the other side of town.
02:03:00
Speaker
yeah Right, you know, I just want to be included like that, you know? Yeah. Is that even possible? Uh-oh. Thank you, sir. Folks, I'm sorry. I'm going to get everybody tonight. Because Chip was eating his fucking goatee. Except for you, sir. I'm going to leave you alone.
02:03:16
Speaker
Just like your date did tonight. Hello. Oh, he has big eyebrows and a big forehead. Who is next? Who is next?
02:03:27
Speaker
This is mad TV. I get it. You have breasts, okay? Whoa, shit! Your cleavage is giving the Grand Canyon an inferiority complex. Whoa! Right, like, crowd work is dope. You skipped me.
02:03:45
Speaker
Oh, no. You skipped me. Yeah, hey, man. Look at that pink shirt you got on there. Wow. Where'd you get that? QueerTshirts.com? Oh! not Answer, alert.
02:04:03
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No. I am good.
02:04:07
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I can take it. Oh, yeah. Yeah. No, hey, yeah. Don't you worry about it. Gloves are coming off. Yeah, get him Charlie Sheen shirt-wearing asshole.
02:04:20
Speaker
Right there, right there. What's with the three drinks, man? with Alcoholic much? This is my pain. Oh, no. Pain medication.
02:04:32
Speaker
Because ah he is in pain. This is my pain medication. He can't continue. He can't continue the show because he keeps coming up with shit that's so sad that he can't make jokes about it. This is the funniest thing. The first time I saw this, bret I was on the floor in tears. I could not.
02:04:53
Speaker
what Is this Mad TV? No, this is a Comedy Central. of Oh. Yeah. Because those guys, i don't know if that other guy, that the one guy was definitely on Mad TV, and he has one of my favorite as fucking skits, Shot in the Head. Can you please pull up Shot in the Head? he Wait, wait, Shot in the Head? Shot in the Head!
02:05:18
Speaker
It's my favorite skit on Mad TV from that. Look up that like that guy's name and Shot in the Head, and you'll find it or Or Mad TV shot in there. Oh, yeah. I cannot play this on YouTube. God damn it! No! Awesome!
02:05:35
Speaker
Yeah, this i I remember this skit. So he did this. This is back when he was younger. he was oh yeah this is yeah. What, 15? Almost 16 years ago, man. you Favorite skit. Oh, my God.
02:05:48
Speaker
i ah I wish you could play that. I love it so much. Can you like just play the audio or something? Anything? it's Damn it. Let me see if i can get away with that. Put it in reverse. If you reverse the video. can't reverse a video, Bradley.
02:06:04
Speaker
I don't know. i don't know. just want to see it. Damn it. Shot in the head. What I can do is play a little bit. I like i can play a little bit. Okay.
02:06:15
Speaker
I cut my hand in a lawnmower. Then use your other hand to fill out this information for me. Oh, you see? Because it's hard to get an appointment. There you go.
02:06:27
Speaker
Yeah. i don't I don't want to chance it. I'm not going to chance it. But what i will say what I will say is I know this clip. I just didn't know was called Shot in the Head. shot i do Please fill out this form Shut Oh my god i the agree He said not me over here Not me over here Googling it and playing it I encourage everybody to do it in fact I'm going to post the
Firepit Project and Drunken Antics
02:06:58
Speaker
the link for it It's a classic It is funny I'll post a link here for you guys There you go. That's good enough. Now everyone knows. they Now everybody knows. You guys can go in and watch it. It is a banger. But YouTube doesn't play nice with this stuff. Now, they got away with it at the time because they rap the guidelines were different. So it stays up. There was Dana Carvey one that's like that, too. A head wound hairy, I think it was. A big head wound and a dog starts eating it.
02:07:29
Speaker
Oh, I love comedy like that. Bradley, and it okay, you know what? You're cool, man. You've made it. Okay, you've made it. Because I didn't know. Okay, that that that is my favorite type of comedy. Like, 100%.
02:07:40
Speaker
yeah Nils, how much gasoline did you pour on that thing to get it going now? I'm joking. I'm joking. Well, you got jump back up. Let me see the fire, man.
02:07:53
Speaker
Do you also like the kind of comedy? do you ever see the shows where they like throw somebody out of a building whatever and then it's just like a dummy that falls on the ground? Oh, yeah, man. I love that. That is my favorite.
02:08:07
Speaker
Now, they used to make actual movies like that, so sometimes it's not even meant to be comedy. like I'll look at 70s and 60s movies or whatever, and you'll see like the strings from the UFOs and you'll see the you'll see like the bodies flying out.
02:08:23
Speaker
It is hilarious. it is It is hilarious. Okay, but it wasn't meant to. It scary to those guys at the time. They freaked out. It was meant to be funny on Married with Children. They would do that a lot when they throw a body out. Have you seen the original It? Yeah, yeah, yeah.
02:08:45
Speaker
I laugh at that. I think it is the funniest. Yeah, I've laughed at that movie. The original the the remake because they took it literally like everything floats down here and they're just floating in the air. Like, no, they meant like in the sewers, dead bodies float in water. that That's what they meant. And now they're just taking It it was stupid, but yeah I don't know.
02:09:06
Speaker
Look up the blooper from friends of them throwing the. Let me see. Oh, there we go. That fire is going. Oh, yeah. Yeah. Let's look at it one more time. Nils.
02:09:19
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o Yeah, let's see the fire. Show the fire. Fire, fire, fire, fire. Everywhere's a fire, fire. That's a cigarette. That's not a good fire.
02:09:30
Speaker
There it is. Yeah, that's nice and warm. Those embers are going now. It took a little bit of work, I see. Wait a minute. Is that a femur? Are you trying to... Oh, no. nothing I'm joking. You're not burning a dead body. I'm just joking.
02:09:50
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ten of them Friends of I do like your background there, though. um Checkmate. Crown me.
02:10:05
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Yeah, man. yeah this ah i Oh, there it is. When I say crown me, I just mean pour me a shot at Crown Royal. yeah Crown Royal, man. Sign me up.
02:10:16
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I um have a friend, a girlfriend, a friend that is a girl, not a girlfriend, whatever. She's a cruel lady and she drinks a lot of Crown war Royal. So much so that she made a dress out of those little fucking pouches.
02:10:34
Speaker
She tore apart the pouches that the Crown Royal battles come in. She made a dress out of all of them. Wow. It was good. It was good, too.
02:10:46
Speaker
Holy shit. No way. Oh, yes way. It was awesome. wish I could get a picture of it. I should ask her if she still has it. Because that was a while ago. And you know how alcoholics are. but They lose things.
02:11:05
Speaker
If you made dress out of Crown Royal bags, you're an alcoholic. But... You're a talented alcoholic.
02:11:18
Speaker
What's the best thing you made when you were drunk? Come on. Oh, man, I'll tell you. it's It's very honest, very wholesome. A sandwich. A sandwich, I made a fucking lunchable with potato chips on it. That's my best thing ever.
02:11:35
Speaker
That's what I did. so I took lace chips, man. I loaded that thing up. It was the best drunk meal. That and Pita Pit. I don't know if you've had Pita Pit before. Pita what?
02:11:46
Speaker
Pita Pit. it's ah It's like a sandwich. It's it's a sandwich slash. It's a sandwich shack. It is. yeah No, I've never had that. Nope. Best thing I think I made while I was drunk was both of my kids. Dang. Dang.
02:12:04
Speaker
The worst thing I ever made when I was drunk or stoned Or stone probably stoned, yeah, stoned Is eggs And they turned out runny And then I threw up Oh, oh No, that's the worst thing To be drunk throwing up eggs, dude Yeah, trying to make an egg sandwich And it's just fucking gooey
02:12:27
Speaker
What's the worst thing you've done While drunk? Bradley, you go first Oh, uh Huh. Drive. I've gotten a DWI, so I guess that is technically the worst thing I've done. Drive. Which hasn't been a while. That's when I was a child, when I was a you know teenager and whatnot. So, you know I'm adult, and I drink at home, and I don't go anywhere.
02:12:53
Speaker
So, I'm all good there. But I guess I think that's the worst thing, yeah. Drinking a dry and driving. Don't want to do... o Good. Good answer, man. i
02:13:05
Speaker
Hmm. Worst thing I've done while drunk. Hmm. Probably a couple women. I would say that. Uh-oh. Uh-oh. Sure.
02:13:16
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um I remember i oh man, this is a funny story So i I got I used to go to this bar I frequent this bar every time I came back into town It's called Gators Okay It's in ah it's in small town victorville Victorville, California It's a little passerby town yeah It's little passerby town on the way to Barstow But I always stopped Because I would fly into San And they then drive up the hill, go to Barstow, stop by Gators, and then keep going. You know, and i wasn't I wasn't driving. We had like a bus guy who drove us around. Oh, okay. Yeah.
02:13:56
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Well, i don't know how this happens. Okay, so you tell me, Bradley, because gar my apartment was about 100 miles away. Okay? So let's just put that. That's important for the story. You'll get 100 miles away. Stopped by at Gators in Victorville. Mm-hmm.
02:14:13
Speaker
um it which is It's the perfect kind of bar for me It's not one that's i don't Sometimes I don't want a party I just want to like a cozy like Grunge lounge kind of vibe couple old men who stop by After they get off work Want to have a quick drink um I don't know how this happened Again, this is going to make any sense to you so Okay i I get a drink i get I get maybe three drinks Of whiskey don't know how this happened. well I got three drinks of Risky. That's what I remember. Okay. I remember going outside. I had a smoke. I looked at my looked at my phone and I saw that it was like you know midnight, somewhere around there. Okay. And I was like, oh, it's kind of early still. I could probably go in have a few more drinks. And then the bus driver wasn't going be back until...
02:15:05
Speaker
1.30. So I was like, I'll go in have a few more drinks. Yeah. Okay. I went in to have some more drinks and I blacked out. Okay. Now I don't remember at this point anything, but I do remember is waking up and I woke up fully clothed at home, a hundred miles away with this chick in the bed, butt ass naked. Okay. Okay.
02:15:27
Speaker
no idea how she got there zero clue okay and i have no idea what's happened because she's obviously nude and i am not but i'm like how did you get here are you in my house why am i here how did i get upstairs i don't remember any of this shit at all okay to be nude so i start immediately feeling bad bradley i'm like oh my god like man well What ah what did I do? that's all a year old no I kind of nudge her like, hey, like, are you alive? yeah, yeah. Because I was You know, she was very, very, very, she took it very well, considering. You raised me! Did you tell her that? That would been funny. I did it. At the time, I was freaking out. was like, how did I get here? How did you get here? Anyway, nice nice gal. she She took it really well at the time, I thought. She she got up, she's like, oh my god, I'm so... I'm so sorry. And buth bla blah, blah, blah. I'm going to leave right now. And she got dressed and, and she just pretty much ran out. I couldn't get a word in She just ran out.
02:16:41
Speaker
The reason why this story is important is one week later, i go back down to Gators and I found out that I got a 86 from the bar. Oh, no. And I was like, why am I 86? I've come here for years. You know, like, I always stop by. And the bouncer was one of my friends. So I'm like, why am I 86 of all people?
02:17:01
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And then he explained to me that the gal I slept with was the bartender's daughter. Oh.
02:17:09
Speaker
I was like, fair enough. a but That's fair, man. was like, that's fair. But if it means anything to you, sir, I don't remember doing it. So you got drunk at the bar. You blacked out. You came back and the girls started talking to you. You didn't remember.
02:17:30
Speaker
And she just followed you. She just followed you. don't know I don't know how. Because I didn't drive my car. The bus driver would to give her a ride. She probably helped me out. He didn't how she got there.
02:17:41
Speaker
Where do you live? And you told the bus driver where you lived. And she just kind of helped you there. And then she took you in. And, you know, maybe, you know, kind of took advantage of you and then fell asleep. And you...
02:17:53
Speaker
Oh, fuck you. He said that was the driver of the county corrections bus. Oh, shit, dude. We can only hope so.
02:18:07
Speaker
What's up, Chobbin? Welcome in, man.
02:18:12
Speaker
Oh, shit. Yeah, I think you were the one that was taking advantage of. I and good i don't remember any of that, to be fair. I got fired for hitting on my boss's girlfriend at the Christmas party.
02:18:25
Speaker
They got thrown out Went the wrong way for 60 miles And stopped, asked where I had to drive home 60 miles Geez, man Maybe she was pissed because you didn't remember her something So she's like, kick this guy out Don't let him come back He didn't love me enough Wow Wow, the story continues Oh no And never remember driving the next day Holy lee shit Yeah Holy fuck. We too close.
02:18:57
Speaker
Daniel, what's up, man? Happy Saturday. Saturday? Yeah. You say Saturday like you didn't know it was Saturday, Bradley. No, my schedule's all fucked up. I work on the weekend, so this is my Monday.
02:19:17
Speaker
oh I see, I see. That makes sense. yeah What's up? Normally today is my Monday too, but I'm off tomorrow. up but but and button me Somebody got to change your... I got to get those changed.
02:19:35
Speaker
yeah I've been waiting for you all night, Shaman. je I was up early. I was like, where's Shaman? I got to use this. and I forgot how my guy said, too, until he did it right now. I was like, what the fuck? What the fuck?
02:19:54
Speaker
That's the shit, man. How was your week, man? How you doing? I'm afraid to talk. No, go ahead. I swear, I swear. Yeah, I forgot, man. I swear. Hands are up, man. Hands are up. Well, I'm going to reach for my hands. Hands are up.
02:20:11
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My week's been great. you know We have a week of suspension from YouTube. so yeah really I heard about that, man. yeah yeah It's stupid. stupid so First, it was my fault. right We got a warning because I put up an interview from 1979. You of a bitch.
02:20:31
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Yeah, from the shop I ran. ah and Apparently, said some things in that interview that were not you know I guess painting a certain group of people in the brightest picture possible. Brightest light, whatever it's called. and so Arabs?
02:20:51
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No, don't no to Bradley, this isn't something you guess. This isn't a game, pissing them off. like up this on im all off back on sin what it saying they Their hats are smaller than ours. Okay.
02:21:12
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Um
02:21:16
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So, uh, yeah, so, you know, it's had some stuff about them, but it's from 1979, right? That's the past anyways, whatever it's history boom They give us a they give us a warning.
02:21:26
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they They totally me erase it. Give us a warning. That was, oh, I got a phone call. Who's there? Hello. hold on. That's my coworker.
02:21:44
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Sorry. I found a, I found that one that you were telling me to look for.
02:21:49
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That's it. Come here. You are in big trouble, young man. No, wait. No, man, come here. I am not kidding. No, you guys have this series. Oh, no. Oh, no. Oh, no.
02:22:02
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a
02:22:06
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but
02:22:12
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an national what That good. I love those dummy. that's my favorite. it's I'm telling you. Oh, um damn it.
02:22:24
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Marriage, the the the L Bundy show. um yeah Married with Children. Married with Children. That had the best fake dummy scenes.
02:22:39
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I don't know if you can look down the dummy scenes from Married with Children. He'd fall off the roof sometimes. Ah! it' Just a dummy.
02:22:50
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that way i don't I just loved that. I always loved it when shows used that. Oh, man. I think they should use it more today. Wouldn't you love to see that more?
02:23:03
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i Yeah, I do. I like that i love that comedy. type I do. i think it's funny. Yeah. What happened, Shaman? I got a phone call from ah one of my employees.
02:23:17
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one am i employeeed Gotcha. Gotcha.
02:23:25
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I'm sorry, buddy. All right. So, yeah. So, so what had happened was, um so we got in trouble for that
Further YouTube Content Strike Challenges
02:23:32
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video, right? They took that video down, sold us to fuck off. You got to take a course. It's okay. It's just a warning. Next time you're in trouble, right?
02:23:41
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So, that was like, that was early in the day yesterday. And then last night after our stream, Lazy, while we're on the phone and everything, Lazy wants to go ahead and put out a short of the Easter Bunny getting and jumped But it's okay because like the Easter Bunny was holding his own right, but then YouTube's like that's violence You can't put that you're getting a strike and now you get a one-week suspension.
02:24:05
Speaker
Oh shit and But that's what I don't get like you'll you can pull a video from YouTube and ah Something like that and they'll still ban you. I don't get it. like Well, I'm pulling from your product Yeah, likere like you already have on your on yeah it was okay for them to post it not for me No bullit and I figured you know lazy has privilege I figured if people it shit as she all right he You're like, oh, no no. No, no, no, For some reason, Glick doesn't get that. He doesn't get that ability either. He is permabanned. He's permabanned. He is permanently banned on TikTok right now. Permanently. Oh, shit. Really? Yeah, and he he got banned for the stupidest shit. He got banned for nudity.
02:24:58
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And he didn't do anything. He was just sitting there and he was like, hey, guys, welcome to the show. Thank you for tuning in. And then he got the band. I was like, what the fuck? What the fuck? There's nothing going on at all. And he got his band. Oh, man.
02:25:15
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Oh, man. They're driving me up a wall, man. It is fucked up. It's funny, too, though, because yesterday, Lazy's all telling me, you can't post those shit, showman. Stop posting shit about you, showman. This another showman.
02:25:30
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And I'm like, bro, it's like i you know I got a bullshit that i I care about, you know? Fucking conspiracy stuff, all this shit. And then he does that and gets us suspended.
02:25:41
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thank Wasn't the Easter Bunny? You're talking about the Florida video? I don't even know. I don't know. I have no clue where you got that video from. It's just like ah an Easter Bunny.
02:25:55
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I got an Easter Bunny outfit and there's like two guys that he's fighting. Yeah, yeah, yeah. watching it right now. And guess is' where I'm watching it? On YouTube. That's the most. Please know.
02:26:09
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I'm watching it on YouTube right now. so We need to fight that this we need to appeal that so i've would you You should use the link showing that it's already on their product like like this this has me i pulled From you, yeah, how do you block something that you yourself put on? Yeah, like hey guys, this isn't my original content. i was just copying other people shit like please I'm not trying play the ride like a motherfucker.
02:26:40
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No. He's kicking his ass. There should be a line like if you're trying to make money off of it or if you're just trying to talk about it. Like there should be a line.
02:26:51
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Okay, so for for the video that I posted, right, based on the class that I took, if I would have gotten on there afterwards and been like, no, he's a bad guy and he's totally wrong, then they would have been like, okay, you can have it on.
02:27:05
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But since I just let it play and that was it. then Well, it says stupid in here. It says Easter Bunny fights in defense of a woman outside Orlando, Florida bar.
02:27:15
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It says that the Easter Bunny was in the right. They still kept it up. I don't know, man. I think that they have their favorites and they just nitpick shit. It's kind of like cops. That's so messed up, man. And now, could you realize we probably can't stream next week because that happens Saturday morning and we stream Friday night.
02:27:33
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I didn't play it. Okay. I showed a photo of it. It's like, let's play it here and see if Glick gets banned. Let's do it. Let's do it. Let's do it. yeah Yeah.
02:27:49
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You know, that would be something though. If I did play it and he didn't get banned. Oh, man. At that point, Jedi is a million percent black at that point. He's part of the club.
02:28:02
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He can join the club. The Sasquatchian family will welcome him with open arms. news I get why. will never be on verbal but I get that it's important and it sucks too because they're so picky about so like some shit. And I'm like, man, like, you know,
02:28:23
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These platforms were designed for us to be creative and express that through whatever our opinions are. It kind of kind of dances on the line of First Amendment a little bit. You know what I mean? you are like There are rules in First Amendment. You can't you don't want to incite violence. Don't do that. Don't incite violence. Don't cause harm on other people. But you can say your opinion if you think this person is this or that, or you think the establishment is doing this and that, but it has to be worded in a certain way. You know, you can't say this is definitive. He is definitely a child rapist. You can't say that, but you can say, in my opinion, I think with the evidence that I've seen, he might be dibbling, dabbling, doobly, doobly, doobly. You know, you can say that.
02:29:09
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Yeah. It's all about it. Yeah. We got to make a word to explain it. Yeah. There are rules. well when there If you have freedom of speech, then there is no hate speech. Sorry, did you say, Shubbin?
02:29:22
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Yeah. I think I'm in a bad area right now. was going to say, ah if it with freedom of speech, there is no hate speech. You know what i mean? like you can't You can't tell me that I can say whatever I want, but then if I say something like, I don't like this person and they suck,
02:29:39
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Now I'm a hate speech. like like Except for Glick. When he opens his mouth, I can tell him he's he has hate speech. and can slo I think that you can't say that these this group of people is terrible and that you should hate them. I think that i I think that that's hate speech. Like, these people are terrible, hate them and kill them. I think that that, well, if it could kill them is definitely, is yeah yeah, that's definitely beyond the speech. But even even saying, like, you should hate these people or these people are terrible and they're scum. I think that might be hate speech. It just sucks because it's too it's it dances on the fine line too much. Yeah, I'm not sure. yeah it's All right, Sergeant.
02:30:26
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Happy Easter. Take care of yourself, man. Moe Dog. I hope you find all your gigs. You better be up next week, though. Yeah, Moe Dog.
02:30:42
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What's up? Well, the thing is, welcome back. He popped in and out earlier. I found all my eggs in your womb. I found all my eggs. Like Shaman says, so there's speech that you don't like.
02:31:03
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Does it mean it's hate speech? Depends. What is it? What is it? what What is it? No, it's it's just the truth. Technically, under that, yeah i mean you shouldn't You should be able to say whatever you want. And these platforms kind of monopolize these things, right? You know, because they can kind of choose what they want to have said on their platform, too.
02:31:25
Speaker
No, there are rules. There are rules. That's bullshit. That is bullshit. That is completely bullshit. When you use this as an app that that comes out to be like the public square, then now you need to have our rights, right? And then no company gets to take away our rights.
02:31:45
Speaker
Yes, Ramin. now now if you want to get serious whenever somebody talked about the jab during the biden administration when anybody talked about the jab they got shut down that's right they were against it if they spoke against it they got shut down but if they promoted it and were all for it they got pushed they didn't get quieted up so as that's what i'm talking about Free speech is not free. Okay? so was You are not violating the freedom of me speech. You are not violating. You're not causing harm. but let me say violence Hold on, Bradley.
02:32:24
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Hold on, Bradley. Hold on. No, no, I'm agreeing with you. I'm saying that that you can't. That's not violating the freedom of speech. Correct. But outside of YouTube, I can say anything and everything I want about the jab, and there's nothing you can do to me about it.
02:32:41
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right But if I come onto social media platforms and do the same thing, they're going to censor you. Because it's a private business. No, it's not. It's a public trading company.
02:32:55
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It's no longer private. When you can buy stock in it, it's not a private business. Wait a minute. You're right. it's an IPO, then they're fucked.
02:33:11
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But I'm pretty sure it's a private business and they can say what you need to do. YouTube is not. YouTube is not a publicly traded company in accident. That's why YouTube can get away with it. That's why they can do it. Yeah, that makes sense.
02:33:23
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I didn't know that. If you're a public traded company, you're no longer private. Interesting. why know Like Rumble. You can go on Rumble and say what the fuck you want, but now you do.
02:33:37
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I haven't heard of Rumble. Oh, wait. No, no, I have. Glick was on that at one point, too. And here's the thing. yeah i think he got banned.
02:33:53
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best for others black or music It wasn't like freedom. it was like music, like something very specific. He was streaming and listening to music and it was a copyright kind of thing, you know? I don't know if this violates any copyright, but can I tell you a fun game that I just made up with my friend Jerry Scepardini on our show, Authent Matters? Surely that violates copyright if you just made it up. No, it might. do that do yeah what do you guys do you get Anybody like wrestling?
02:34:21
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Yeah. Okay, all right. so My new game is guess the wrestler by just looking at the top of his head.
02:34:32
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The top of his head? Yeah, would you like to play that game?
02:34:37
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i i will fail. There is no way I know people's heads like that. Oh, no. yeah no one Show one. let's Let's see. Show one. I don't know if I can do this. oh If it's invisible, I know it's John Cena.
02:34:55
Speaker
i I Love your ball if it's bald. I know it's stone-cold. There we go. It's true. That's true. I like your ah your ah profile pic Well, the thing is that's sick. I haven't paid too much It's a Viking it's a Viking with a shield um It's basically protector. You know what i'm saying Yeah.
02:35:21
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It's protector. It's shielding me and protecting me from all my trauma.
02:35:29
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That's sick, man. Okay. yeah be I say it's pretty healthy to me, but whatever. Okay. All right. All right. um Let's see if I remember how to do this And I will share the picture with you oh shit shit so so Don't get us banned Bradley No no no no no this no stop that's what All this is Is the top of a wrestler's head So no i don't Actually I hope I get banned for that Well, actually, that way my no no no no actually I kind of hope.
02:36:05
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Just go ahead and push it. It probably depends on the wrestler's head. yeah if He's got a little scar at the top of it. There might be an issue.
02:36:17
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Like DeJong Dudley? little hamburger meat at the back?
02:36:21
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yeah something happened okay a little hamburg immediately back I mean, I can can help you out Bradley. No,
02:36:38
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Hmm.
02:36:40
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no no no i got got i'll i'll find one god damn it's just working before and now it's not working
02:36:51
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yeah I'm gonna it just because
02:36:57
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umman every week and week you know shaman
02:37:04
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she up
02:37:09
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okay hang on a second which button che ah this photo right here i'm gonna save it just because it's june
02:37:28
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Ah, damn it. I can't remember the fucking button it is to zoom in more. Control and then scroll with your mouse.
02:37:39
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No, there's a there's a letter that helps me zoom in more. i Nope, nope. I don't know. I'm on my cell phone, so I can't you without this.
02:37:54
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Damn it. No, this ain't working.
02:37:59
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I'm going to give you one that's funny real quick. don't know. Nothing's working. Grandpa said
02:38:08
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she's about to good real out here in the second one but mo um
02:38:20
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ah use of i don't know nothing's working say y'all go grandpa said but we always do what grandpa said. Can't find a picture of hundred dollars hat.
02:38:34
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You gotta do what grandpa said because grandma got hit by a bazooka. She listened to grandpa. She wouldn't have got ran over by a damn reindeer. yeah all All the kids nowadays, they listen to this thing and it talks about grandma getting blown up by a bazooka and they think about her every time he hits the hookah.
02:38:58
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Oh, yeah, that's the new shit. know why She would have let him get that. The duke. but no know Nothing's working.
02:39:11
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I don't know. I don't know either. What letter? well grand apologize don't miss it i don't know well <unk> i don't know what letter
02:39:26
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I'll be sent to the happy. Hey, I'll be out to the car. Bro, you can probably Google what's the letter on my keyboard to Zoom. And you would have the answer already.
02:39:37
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promise.
02:39:48
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all right hang on. i guess I'm doing it. Are you doing it? Yes. You can talk to it. You if you can't film me doing it? yeah Okay, Google.
02:40:02
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What letter is it for zooming in on the keyboard? It's not working. It's not working. It's not working. It's not working. It's not working. It's not working. Those damn Nazis.
02:40:14
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those damn nazis yeah here you ask my friend what guess What do you guys think? did. Mills! Let me pull it on the
02:40:32
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nas let me let me put it on the the big screenoon okay ah Is that Cody Rhodes rob that you as so ah oh yeah man i got a whole head full dustsy road dustssy room yeah is that a wrestler it is a wrestler yeah
02:41:05
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ah sting talking sting here toing roads Cody Rhodes? Cody Rhodes? Sting? Okay.
02:41:14
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Let me show you who this is. Anything? You guys are going to try. Yeah, that would be a good one if you could zoom in on the top of his head.
02:41:27
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You are going to try. No, it definitely looked like one of the Rhodes. It looked like one of the Rhodes. All right, all right. I got it. don't even want with If I win... fuck out here. his name? Mark or whatever? Yeah, Mark
02:41:54
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I was like, what the fuck? what did he Was that back when he was sexual chocolate? yeah Was that back when he was sexual chocolate?
02:42:05
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Here go. Guess the top of the wrestler's head. That's fucking cheating, man. Guess the top of the wrestler's head. Hold on, I gotta wait for it to hit the TV.
02:42:16
Speaker
Wait a minute, wait a minute, wait a minute. That is CM Punk. Nope. you can't You can't do it like when they're just in a regular scene, not when they're behind the rope and shit?
02:42:28
Speaker
Nope. Got to be like... There's a shadow on there. All right, fuck it. I'll find another one. Fuck it. That's Sting. That's Sting, too, then. Fuck it. They're all Sting. Undertaker. I'll find another one. I'll find another good picture. That was Undertaker.
02:42:42
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You got it! You got Oh, shit! Oh, man! Dang, as soon as you said it, i was like, yeah, that's... Oh, man. Nice job. but I thought he had more of a widow's peak.
02:42:57
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I thought he had a different receding hairline than that. Yeah. Oh, shit, my PFP's gone? I'll try another one. What the fuck is my PFP? Hmm.
02:43:07
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Now I have nothing.
02:43:11
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if This a game we're playing. I'm gonna win every answer. I'm a Gary into right? No, you won't I don't know. I don't know their heads like that. I feel like I would fail like I Can't see myself winning this game. but I'm gonna try Chris I'm still waiting for my my ah I'm still waiting for my whiskey and I Never noticed you had a casting coach the asshole.
Pranks and Trivia Challenges
02:43:36
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I do no not video images right right come on Did you see the last video I was in there?
02:43:47
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No all see come on down man come on down is it worry sean her just for you buddy You didn't catch the last video I was in
02:44:02
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ah i had i had the entire ah leather suit on With a zip up on the mask. You know? i think i think i don't think anybody else would ah would be a perfect fit for the couch. Which is a great time to tell everybody about me OnlyFans subscription. Yes. Please subscribe. He did it!
02:44:34
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me sub subscribe He found detector That's sick. oh shit ah Okay, you're officially, i okay, Shaman, you are 1 million percent black now, I know. Every stream. Oh, and we you know what? Glick has no idea about this. We just started this thing while he's been on vacation. So when he comes back, I'm not going to say anything. You just just start talking, jump into Saturday night, and just let the thing go off in the background. He'll lose his shit.
02:45:15
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ah Can you guess the tap of the wrestler's head? ah i don't know I'm going to put my phone in. I know.
02:45:29
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no No, no, no, wait. Give me a second, man. Let me try. ah yeah You can do it. The Braves fucked me up on that because I don't know his name. you remember my feet There's this chick that's in Ira Groves. If it's the 90s, then it's like ah because it almost looks like Hawk and Animal, but they didn't have Braves.
02:45:46
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and they And Animal had different hair, or Hawk had different hair. So I know it's not them. A white guy with brains in the 90s? Jesse James.
02:46:02
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It's
02:46:05
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the Bulldog. You didn't know? It's the Bulldog. British Bulldog. my more dog bri bo dog hey no not brice bullog tay damn it oh You got somebody already got it. Oh
02:46:22
Speaker
no way je ski but i don't remember lady ja bonds no be asked f freaking way i don't i don't i don't even remember him that' like is a photo hold on hold up so what says you don't remember degeneration x i remember Yeah, I remember DX, but I don't remember him. Hold on. Yes, there was only four actual members of D-Generation X, and he was one of them.
02:46:55
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Yeah. You Shawn Michaels, Hunters Hurts, Hemsley, right? And then... ah um And then Billy Gunn and Road Dogg Jesse James.
02:47:09
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don't want to look at this shit out of me. uh what the bro oh shit
02:47:24
Speaker
you're talking to a wrestling nerd bro you're talking to a wrestling nerd are you ready yep thank you just us once two
02:47:41
Speaker
I think tell Thank you no better. Thank you up for that. Fuck you, won't do it. They better get ready. Alright.
02:47:55
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I got another one. you want to try and guess? Yep, as soon as you figure out this one, Bradley. Okay. Bro, they're showing off.
02:48:06
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Oh, shit. Yeah, I guess he was in there. hu Look at that. He's like, oh, shit, he wasn't there. What a career. That's Marty Jannetty right there. That's who that is.
02:48:22
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That's too new of a photo to be Marty Jannetty. This know. This is current. this is not know eight ninety i don't i don't think this is this this is current I don't know. That's
02:48:40
Speaker
Roman Reigns. God damn, man. You are sick. You are sick at this, man. Holy shit. I was like, there's no way he anyone will get this one. Because I don't know him from his head. There's no way, dude.
02:48:57
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Go ahead, Bradley. All right. See if can get this one.
02:49:03
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Don't look at the the words. The Boston Crippler. Nope.
02:49:19
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So, with that, I'm debating. I think that could be, my humble opinion, would be Fuck me, man. Wait, wait. what one time period What time period are we looking at here?
02:49:36
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This is 90s again. This is early. This is, know, SmackDown. 95. What's that? 96, 97, 2000. 2000s. So this is the Nope. Maybe 2000s. Late ninety five what what's that ninety six ninety ninety seven two thousand two thousand so it's the ninety s nope maybe two thousand s ninety ninety s late ninety s two thousand s
02:49:59
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Man, that's a good one right there. That's short here is not long hair. not long hair. Think William Regal. Think William Regal. But this isn't real. Obviously, it's not William Regal.
02:50:11
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But think. Oh, think that era. Think that era. like Well, no, because. William Regal as a general manager. Oh, general manager NXT?
02:50:25
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SmackDowns. No. I was the general manager at Walmart. Jedi just snuck back in here. I have no idea. Are you ready for another clue? Look at my screen. Here's another clue.
02:50:49
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Okay, that's it. That was my clue. Nope. nope No, no, no, no. No, no, no. No, no, no, no. No, no, no, no. No, no, no, no.
02:51:01
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No, no, no, no, no oh ah cogan british bullog cota arts already culpert is well kind of founded mayors out man i need to see now it's the now was saw japanese bus song ah jerry Tajiri! San Yoshihiri San Shishiri!
02:51:27
Speaker
I never knew who that was. He's got white guy hair, man. What the fuck? What is going on right there? That's all. No, stop. Stop. Get out of here.
02:51:41
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no stop stop stop get lucky We got a new We got we got a new show For the
02:51:57
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shes e wrong ahs up we got a new ah we got we got a new show um for the casting couch we got to do so yeah and it it stars lazy jedi Oh, God damn. I can't be on everybody's show, okay?
02:52:19
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You gotta be on car thats the couch. You gotta be on the Rob's casting couch, said I. I've been on so many couches. And consider star female. Consider star a female, right? A female you do not know.
02:52:36
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a female you do not know. it somebody that I used to know? Yeah. She comes out with a strap on.
02:52:49
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Jedi gets picked. Jedi gets picked. ah No. I'm popping my balloon right now.
02:53:00
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I'm pressing charges.
02:53:04
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Shawn Michaels. He's pressing ammo. I'll turn it away. Close. No.
02:53:12
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I'm close. Wait, which one was Owen Hart? No, Owen Hart. That's Owen Hart. Oh my God, we're banned. We're fucking banned. We're so banned. nailed it.
02:53:22
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Fuck yeah. I fuck yeah i win not yeah grona fuck yeah fucking yeah See, it's a fun game. Come on. Well, yeah. the The WWF canceled him when they dropped him on his fucking neck.
02:53:47
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Didn't he die? Yeah. I mean... That was my last one. That was my last one. I'm done. Where's my prize, Bradley? Does anyone want to kill me? Well, the thing he's got a lot more than you, Jedi. He got almost every person. I got the last one. You didn't win shit, Lazy. You know what you won, Lazy? You won one week vacation from YouTube.
02:54:09
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such um Yeah, YouTube gave us that. That's for sure. you gotta owe with
02:54:22
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He wasn't even smushed on him. oh He wasn't even smushed. That's right before he hit the mat.
02:54:34
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That is terrible, Bradley. I hope you repent for your sins this Easter weekend. Yeah. So anybody else plan on resurrection tomorrow or is that just me? I mean, Owen Hart's in the running. you should try yeah After all that, all I know is I have an resurrection right now. Whoa. An insurrection? Oh, that too.
02:55:00
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Yeah. might You got an erection right now? no It's not January Brassie. My dick is fighting the White House.
02:55:11
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you know I'm not even sure what yeah Just keep your mouth closed. Nothing gets in there, Shaman. What the fuck is Glick doing? I came back on because I missed him. He's not even fucking here. his show No, this is better. This is the upgraded version of the show.
02:55:31
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Where's Glick? His show is destroyed. Glick! Glick! Sorry! He doesn't miss you. I'm sorry, Glick!
02:55:44
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and not
02:55:47
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Glick is up to other things. Uncalled for. Uncalled for. Why don't you to just sit on my lap and we'll talk about the first thing that pops up.
02:55:58
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I guarantee he'll tell you that he missed You know, I miss Glick now, too, after that last one. No, he's busy, guys. Let him enjoy his says vacation, okay? Oh, okay. He's out there scissoring. Scissor me, Daddy Glick.
02:56:15
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Whoa. oh big Oh, man. I just asked ChatGPT to put Jedi on my couch. Oh, my God. Damn God. It did not work. It did not work. It did not look right. Did I break ChatGPT? You broke it. They put you like upside down on the couch for some reason. Oh, shit. that's crazy how many I know what's up. That's his signature move. That's exactly what it means. He's like, no, Chad JVT knows him. He's saying, come on, Daddy. feel like I'm being cried on by Chad JVT. I don't know. I don't know.
02:57:01
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Chad GBT was giving out Jedi's power bottom moves. now This is our radio. Jeez, man.
02:57:12
Speaker
Oh, my goodness. Last time I'll ever be on the show, I'm sick of it. It's way too late. No, Jedi, that's it. You can't do that, man. Hey, by the way, where did you run off to? You just kind of cut and ran. That's what I wanted to do.
02:57:26
Speaker
I ordered food, so had to go pick it up. I got to get out of here, y'all. I will definitely try and see you again sometime soon. I loves you. I loves you all, motherfuckers. Bradley, good to see you, bro. Thanks for stopping by. Good to see you, Bradley.
02:57:43
Speaker
I'll be back. Yeah, Bradley, come back sometime, bro. We're good to see you Hang out, man. Oh, no! Ice is getting me!
02:57:53
Speaker
That is how you again That was perfect Oh my god dude What a way to end this I was just about to I'm still bummed I didn't do that the first time Damn it Bradley's paving the way here i was just about to say Actually we're coming up on three hours I should probably go and get some food to eat too And I don't, that was such a great clip. You
02:58:28
Speaker
got to end on a power move. And by the way, we're all going to start a go fund me to get Bradley out of ice detention camp. Yeah, please. Everybody, if you're listening or tuning into the network. whatever you can We need to free Bradley.
02:58:40
Speaker
it is Just send it to the cash up down below. cash up like click click 13. Save for Bradley and we'll make sure that it gets added to the correct fund.
02:58:52
Speaker
Actually, I wish I could change that. I can't change that part, but if I could, I would change it to to my cash app because I just know that I'm way more reliable than he he would be. That's true. 100%. I would spend it on shoes. What's up, Mills? Welcome back, buddy. Hold going to find a good place to put this. um so that's the guy That's the guy we hired to free Bradley.
02:59:19
Speaker
Yeah, man. He's got explosives already, right? what He's got Thor's hammer. He's going to go bash in the fucking cell and he's going to free Bradley. That's the Iron Wolf right there, man. That's right. i will i Free Bradley.
02:59:33
Speaker
I will beat you like a circus monkey. That hashtag's on. Let me pull up YouTube. He said hashtag circus monkey. Yeah, but how about that circus peanuts? no
02:59:48
Speaker
Circus peanuts. Those are The orange ones? Yeah. Mills to pay the bills. What's up, Robert? How's it going? Free Bradley. know an It started raining, so... I have to pack it up.
03:00:07
Speaker
Yeah, packed it up, brought it inside. It's only supposed rain for a few minutes. so You brought the explosions inside? The the fire is still... Yeah, the fire is still doing good, actually. it' like The fire is still great it inside, you guys.
03:00:22
Speaker
Man, i don't know what it is. My neighbor's house is still on fire. Hopefully this rain helps. no Yeah, right? Maybe the rain is flammable enough. I mean, fuck, it's 2026. You got enough chemicals in there.
03:00:37
Speaker
By golly gee whiz. Yeah, no, it it's it's going good right now. it's like che on It just took forever. It took forever to fucking light. But yeah, man, it started going really, really good. Like the video had no justice.
03:00:51
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oh Yeah, man, I got to get myself out there, man. you Just like Bradley. He's got no justice. Hashtag free Bradley. Hey, Jedi, if we put something together, man, you got to come out, too. No justice.
03:01:06
Speaker
Did you say No, didn't say nothing. He said out where. Jedi needs to see the tiki bar. You need to see the tiki bar. you need to sneak a oh damn.
03:01:20
Speaker
I'm going to just leave this up for the rest of the show.
03:01:26
Speaker
You know, I'm a little bummed. I wanted to see ah Mandy tonight. She's the one who inspired the name of the Saturday Night Woes. I almost got Glick Band again. um ah yeah Yeah, I saw the original.
03:01:41
Speaker
saw the original and actually um when I saw the title, I thought, man, yeah. um Okay, so it sounds like it um It sounded almost like a Glick title when I was thinking West west Virginia Hoes, and I was like, what the fuck? yeah Many of you are under 42 years old.
03:02:03
Speaker
I'm good with that. four three so For fuck's sakes, I wish I was under 42 years old. Oh my God, guys.
Unusual TV Show Discussions
03:02:12
Speaker
Oh, I, this is okay. This is completely off topic. I definitely need to end the show here in a minute, but I watched a show. yeah i was watching a show with, um, with my wife last night and it's like, like they put a bunch of people on this show and I'm not typically and into the show she likes, but this was fucking crazy. Um, you put a bunch of people together on the show and nobody knows each other's ages. And it's the same amount of like guys and the same amount of girls, and you just have to date.
03:02:42
Speaker
And if you like them, you get married, and then you find out what age they are.
03:02:48
Speaker
That shit was crazy. Man, that sounds like... They're not allowed to ask each other how old they are until after they're old. But they're all 18, right? There were some 18-year-olds on the show.
03:03:01
Speaker
Oh, man, it that sounds like Bosnia all over again. It's like, man, you're pretty hot until you fucking smile. yeah It was i' this dude on there.
03:03:11
Speaker
I could have. So I was trying to make a guess with her and like play the game, whatever. I'm like, dude, this guy is like probably he's probably like thirty five, thirty six, something like that. He still looks older than the shit that is attempting to marry him. They get married. This the chick, look, just for context, the chick is twenty one years old.
03:03:32
Speaker
This motherfucker is 67. Damn! was like, holy shit! Holy shit, I got up and ran. I was like, I cannot believe this shit. her. going to die soon and she's going to get all that money already? what it looks Exactly. likes She skipped to the finish line in Candyland. You know what mean? i was smart Wow.
03:03:53
Speaker
fucking jackpot he's in his 60s was like holy shit even threw me for a loop because he did not look his bad age kind looked like Jedi you were geared to that you said what?
03:04:06
Speaker
so what So, Rock, you had this dude out in his 30s, but he actually ended up being sixty in his 60s. He kind of looked like Jedi. That was weird. Jedi's like... it well I mean, I'm only 84, so I'm almost a just a 12-year-old with a thyroid disorder. Y'all quit, like, hating.
03:04:28
Speaker
Nobody's hating Nils. I hope your neighbors sue you for setting their house on fire. Nils. You can follow your fucking opinions, Nils. know How much gas did you think I put on that damn thing? He has that effect now. Now I can't live it down. Hashtag petrol is effective.
03:04:49
Speaker
ah He's like, just pour some diesel on it, man. It'll be fine. The whole fucking neighborhood's in flames, and like, yeah, I'm Yeah, going real good Fucking fire street turns up and shit. I'm like, oh, it's controlled. It's good. I can roast marshmallows from half a mile away. Step back out, Nils. Step back out. Wait a minute. Step back out. Just a little bit. Barely. Look at his face. Holy shit, bro. The flames are that high. No, if you just see his face, that's the neighbor's house on fire.
03:05:30
Speaker
my My closest neighbor like 200 meters that way. odd five What the fuck is a meter, bro? Exactly. They're all on fire. So, yeah. It looks like I need to get off panel. I'm going to give my lawyer a call. Just see how he's doing. No big deal. It looks like a fucking dot from here, like a glow. And there's actually flames and shit. That's weird. Yeah. Oh, yeah. It's weird, isn't It's weird that that log is from your fire and it rolled down the hill towards your neighbor. We get profile photo. You like that shit? There you
03:06:09
Speaker
That's after he started the fire. We didn't start the fire. It's been always burning the fucking home association of fires. Jeez, man.
03:06:22
Speaker
We have a hillbilly association. We don't have a homeowner. i bra I would prefer that. That sounds great. Give me just a minute and i will do I will be back up shortly.
03:06:33
Speaker
yeah If you come up and you try to get all permits for building stuff, they come and tell you you're not allowed to do that. so yeah dad um Yeah, I don't live in New York. well i unfortunately Or California.
03:06:48
Speaker
I've gotten some bullshit notices from the HOA here. I lived in the HOA one time and told me to suck a dick. Yeah. They said my plants on my porch were too high.
03:06:59
Speaker
Yeah. They tried to get me for no ah grew in a garden in the backyard and I was like threatened to raid every single fucking home and burn the entire neighborhood down. So they just left me alone.
03:07:10
Speaker
That's good. I'm going to try that tactic. If I'm not back next Saturday, guys, you know what happened now. he likes yeah Right. I'll help you. yes ne Please help me with bail because it's definitely going to take me to jail. I will be back in just a moment.
03:07:29
Speaker
If you guys would like to help with bail, go ahead and donate to the cash app and let them know that it's for Rockley's bail. and it will ah See, you know what it's about, man. That's what I'm talking about. That's why i brought you. but i do no Thank you. You got my back. I love it, man. Yes, please, please. Oh, dang it. i got of I had one that had my cash app on it.
03:08:01
Speaker
I think Glick deleted it. He's like, no, my cash app. I want my cash app.
03:08:10
Speaker
You can make a new banner real fast and just add it you sit on the bottom It's like I sent him for his birthday when he had his birthday stream. I sent him 10 bucks and he was like, he's like, that's all you can send Rocky. I thought it was your brother.
03:08:29
Speaker
was like, dude, the fuck is going on right now? he That greedy ass donkey. I was like, you fucking piece of work. You know what? He repaid you in full because now you have the network. He gifted you the network. I'm definitely not going to doing Saturday night. You should change the password to all the shit to get on here. Then it's definitely our network. Hey, man, I do have the controls. And he has not popped up once in the chatterbox tonight. I am so surprised by that.
03:08:58
Speaker
Yeah, so you got change the fast-lady. Lazy. What? We came to the conclusion that we should appeal the the strike because um they're playing that video on YouTube right now.
03:09:12
Speaker
It's on YouTube. the The video of... Do you know how much violence shit I see on YouTube all the time? That's why this doesn't even make sense. Yeah, but we need later to get the link and give them the link to it on YouTube and be like, how are you telling me this when it's on fucking YouTube right now? Like, what the fuck? Well, come on.
03:09:32
Speaker
Sean, that's what pay you for. Peel the shit out of it. No, I took the fucking training class last night. Well, so you know how to do it because you took the class. I didn't take the class. I don't know how to do it.
03:09:43
Speaker
The class is not the same. I took okay i took all the classes. Why do you got to bring it up then if it's not the same? You didn't even learn anything in the class. I did. I learned that I could have gotten away with my video if I just would have at the end been like, oh no, he's not right.
03:10:02
Speaker
I'm not going to get Glick banned. Okay, maybe a little bit. Okay, that's it. This is the exact clip that got us banned. And what's this is right down the street me. right down the fucking street me.
03:10:24
Speaker
well You should have videotaped it firsthand, Shaman. Damn. Doing all the work for you. need to go so It's a world star, too. Make some money for the Lazy and jedi lazy and Shaman show.
03:10:37
Speaker
Yeah. who You got us suspended. appealed it.
03:10:46
Speaker
i am I'm not on the network. Fine. I probably will. All right, guys. Thank you for having me up. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Thank you for joining, man. Glick will be back next week.
03:11:01
Speaker
No, you're changing the passwords before you log off tonight, Rock. Come on now. okay We need more of this. We need more of what's going on the last couple weekends here. Yeah, yeah, yeah. You don't even know Glick's going to find his way out of the forest by then.
03:11:16
Speaker
Glick knows his way around the forest. He's lived there for thousands of years. There's no internet in the forest. We can't guarantee that he's going to stream from the forest. Hey, can we use your station next Friday?
03:11:31
Speaker
He's like, can we jump on yours? I'm sure that I can make that work. I'll talk to Glick about it. You guys just stream YouTube, huh?
03:11:42
Speaker
Rumble too. Rumble and X. Man, X. Yeah. But nobody watches that shit. On X? On Rumble? No, actually, X is where we get we get more views on X half the time than we do on YouTube even.
03:11:57
Speaker
Wow. Not every stream, but a lot of them will have like 20 or 30 views, but only like five of them are from YouTube, and then most of them are from Yeah.
03:12:10
Speaker
Bullshit, man. Maybe you should ah bring me up on stream one of these nights instead of ignoring me. like an um i Oh, I tried. Don't you start this bullshit, Rock. Don't you even start this bullshit. I tried to get you to the other stream and you just ignored me.
03:12:27
Speaker
And we had the link drop, Rick. Yeah, stop ignoring him, Lazy. The link was dropped. He could have jumped up at any point. Well, technically, the first two weeks, the link was dropped, but I was waiting for my introduction. You've got to get backstage, and then you get to the introduction.
03:12:49
Speaker
That's true, too. But I did tell Lazy you've got to do better on the introductions. Did you, Shaman? dick Did you, Shaman? I did. It's on stream. You can go back and watch it.
03:13:01
Speaker
Exactly, on the Lazy and Shaman show Friday on YouTube, except for this Friday. This Friday, they're taking forced vacation as well. yeah yeah So, actually, if you tune in here on Fridays, it is the Lazy and Rock show.
03:13:23
Speaker
We're going to fucking barnstorm this show. We ain't got no other place to go. ah ah Sounds good man Well I'm going to wrap that here for tonight guys um Thank you for tuning in. I'm glad I got a chance to host. Like I said, Glick is going to be back next week. He'll be back. And I'm sure he'll have a lot to say. i may or may not have a job anymore. We'll check that. That's taken on a week-by-week basis. We're hiring. like You hear that, Shaman? I need a new co-host. My last one talks a lot of shit. Yeah, you know what?
03:14:04
Speaker
What's funny is he's going to hire you and then find out that he hired his replacement. So yeah make sure you, make sure you train them first. ladies yeah train me up in the ways I should be with all limited brain cells that you can spare. Cause I am running out of those nowadays.
03:14:22
Speaker
so Thank you for tuning in, guys. You have a great night. And subscribe and like Nonsensical Nonsense, the Lazy and Shaman show. And what was the other one? ah Dang it. ah Just subscribe to them tonight.
03:14:36
Speaker
Oh, geez. I'm going to feel bad about that. But you know what? Whatever. That's what Saturday nights are for. You guys take care and peace.
03:15:06
Speaker
They taped over your mouth, scribbled out the truth with their lies, you little spies. They taped over your mouth, scribbled out the truth with their lies.
03:15:58
Speaker
Cause I'd rather waste my life pretending Than have to forget you for one whole minute They taped over your mouth Scribbled out the truth with their lies You're little spies They taped over your mouth Scribbled out the truth with their lies You're little spies
03:16:30
Speaker
Nothing compares to You Why you need it alone? Just the one, two My lessons countin' on That never happens I guess I'm drinkin' again Must be more than This now Rock and roll,
03:16:47
Speaker
baby Don't you know that we're all alone now I need somethin' to sing about Rock and roll
03:17:16
Speaker
Just the one, two. I must just count it, nine. That never happens. guess I'm dreaming again. Nothing more than, never one.
03:17:26
Speaker
Nothing compares to, one, you didn't even know. Just the one, two. I must just count it, nine. That never happens. guess I'm dreaming again.
03:17:37
Speaker
Nothing more than, more than, more than,