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Nonsensical Nonsense: What up gooners
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It was another completely wild and crazy night of fockery and shenanagins that yall know and love
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High-Energy Introduction
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Bye.
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show.
Social Media and Show Promotion
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Hey, y'all but better look the fuck out today. My crayons are sharp, the box is full, my bottle of glue's topped off, and my helmet's on tight, baby. We're about to risen with the tism. Let's get with it.
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Suck my dick and eat my asshole, you sons of bitches.
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I don't know why that's still so funny to me. It's just a random click outburst for no reason. It might be borderline like Tourette's syndrome or some shit.
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Anywho. yeah What is going on, everybody? Happy Saturday. It's nonsensical nonsense right here on the motherfucking nonsensical network.
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Yeah, if you're not already, you know the drill. Give us follow. Give us a like. Give us a share. You can find us everywhere.
Return to Full Schedule and Themed Nights
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Facebook, Instagram, X, and TikTok shows are live. I think we're back to full schedule, full strength, man.
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Monday, Tuesday. Rocking out. Wally's back. Welcome back, Wally. Good to have you back and doing your shows, brother. Wednesday nights, we are... Hopping and popping with a brand new show, our wildcard Wednesdays. We never know what's going to happen on that show, but things are going to happen
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to happen. So we're full strength again, man.
Granny Joke and Angel of Death Game
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But check us out Facebook, Instagram, YouTube, TikTok Monday shows are live YouTube, Twitch and Facebook And don't forget can listen anytime Anyplace wherever you listen to podcasts at We are there Spotify, Google, Apple bunch of other, whole bunch of Just a bunch of other places Just type in the Nonsensical Network Or simply go to bio.link slash nonsensicalnetwork And like Blaze showed us earlier Follow, like, share Tell your granny
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Nine out of ten grannies approved, Blaze. Yes, sir. I think that's actually, yeah. that is Yeah, I think you can have it on there. That is what happens. If I can find it. Yeah, there it is. Subscribe to the Nonsensical Network. Nine out of ten grannies approved, baby.
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that is That is the cold hard truth. And the tenth one, ah he's dead. Ooh. Old age. Nothing to fail. Hold on.
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Your granny's listening to us in hell. but She decided we weren't funny enough. Yeah. You just automatically assume that there was nefarious reasons that that somebody's granny died, so you had to add that warning label that there was that it was natural causes.
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She's like, I don't fucking like nonsensical network, and then somebody just offed I'm like, damn. Damn. well that's that's because That's because we joke so about morbid stuff like death.
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We are guilty of that. You're not wrong. This is true. This is true. I think I i think i got Rick in in Snapchat the other day with a too soon death joke. But...
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I think that kind of shocked him on that one Yeah, that was, what's going on, Stringlands? That was awesome, though. That was an awesome joke. And and and I was trying to think of one, but you just beat me to the punch, and I was like, I'm going to let Blaze have his moment. I'm not going to steal his thunder. This is all him.
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ah He pulled the trigger first. He beached out, man. yeah
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to Too soon, too soon. Too soon. What up, Chris? What up, Chris? Speaking of the too soon joke, might as well jump right into it since you and I are here.
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um Yes, so Brian Wilson of the Beach Boys passed away the other day. oh As most of you guys know, We do have our Angel of Death competition going on.
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Give you a little rule refresher before we pull up anything else. But Blaze was kind enough to put this stuff together today, man. I think he killed it. I love it. I love the graphics, man. But we've got the rules.
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So at the beginning of the year, we pick 10 celebrities that we think are going to die in the year following. So we got the Angel of Death 2025. We pick our 10 celebrities. Each time one dies, we get a point.
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If one of your celebrities is the first to go, the first death, you get one point plus your two bonus points. All picks die within the year. So if all 10 of your celebrities die, you get a ah bonus point on top ah bonus five points for the points that you've already accumulated.
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You can also call your shot. If there's breaking news that one of your picks of just were in a car accident, they're more than likely not going to survive. long as you jump onto the chat, which is our our group chat, and say, hey, I'm calling my shot on so-and-so, they're going to be dead in seven days.
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Well, if they die in those seven days, you'll get your regular point for them dying, but also a bonus two points. If they don't die in that seven days of you calling your shot, you will lose a point, however, from your score.
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So got to be smart about them. Got to be sure 100%. And then we have the the last little thing is emergency picks. Basically, this emergency of pick is kind of the same thing. Somebody gets sick, you don't think they're going to make it through the rest of the year. You drop one of your original picks and you pick them and put them in their place. If said emergency pick does die within the year, you get your normal point plus three bonus points. So they can be worth four points.
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If they don't die in that year, you lose two points. So it's ah it's a system. it's ah Some people might find the rules to be a bit complicated.
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Other people, not so much.
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But
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nonetheless, you back game um some people engage in minimum Jeffert.
Celebrity Death Game Standings
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Minimum, yes, minimum Jeffert. But with that being said, Our aim as ah six months into the year, we're almost seven months into the year.
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The current rankings for the angel of death.
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Thank you, Blaze. I was trying to figure out how to shut that down, but I didn't have the chat. Blazing Wally are tied with none of their celebrities dying yet. yeah We don't have to run through the list. You guys, I'll leave it up there for a minute so you guys can kind of.
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Take a peek, and I think maybe we're going to put these up on social too, please, correct? thirty Yeah, i'm sure i'm gonna um ah those are going up as soon as right meow. Actually, going to that right meow. actually set my laptop up so where I can log into the Facebook account, and I can just do it as I'm sitting here.
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All right. and they're fine And if you need me to, make sure. I'm synergized. Yeah. And if you need me to, make sure I have the fully updated and but correct website.
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photos And I'll get it up on our Instagram and our TikTok. Not as fast as Blaze will, but at some point think within the next day-ish or so. But you got Blaze and Wally. Nobody's died on their list.
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Rick just made it on the board this week with Brian Wilson dying. And your boy is running away with the competition. And I say that only because I made a couple very early on emergency picks.
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in black bart uh a former a former wwe superstar and uh david johansson lead singer of the new york dolls uh both of them passing away which is between the two of them combined i think i got three four six ten got ten points just from those two dimes And then, unfortunately, NFL great and WCW legend Steve Mongo McMichael ah did exactly what everybody said he was going to do. He was inducted into the NFL Hall Fame last year, and he died this year.
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So I am your current 2025 angel of death, but there is still a lot of time left. People can still start dropping, but I got me a nice comfy lead.
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And i got one more emergent I got one more emergency pick floating out there because we get three of them, and I got one more left. So I'm
Casual Banter and Celebrity Culture
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keeping an eye out on the celebrities that are dying. Angel of death. Angel of death is a is a little a legit hashtag, like 43,000 posts on Facebook. We'll see how this goes.
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Hell So we yeah we like to do fun little competitions around here. um And that's one of them that I came up with. I'm not going to lie. It's kind of a a little bit of a ah a little bit of an homage to the Mike Calta show who does their Deadpool every year.
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and they But they go they they have like 25, 30 celebrities. They got local picks. They've got people on and on their radio station, like people that work for the show.
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the bone that the show's on, and they get points based off of age and all of that. Their system is a lot more elaborate than ours. Ours is very elementary and easy and straight to the point.
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But what's going on? See you in there. We'll get ready and drop that link. And Mr. Angela, how you doing, girl? What's up? ah Right now. So, yes, current your current standing leader and the angel of death,
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is your boy glick uh after the ultimate jimmy carter screw job last year go to hell jimmy carter you son of a bitch
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so and this is going to be something that we do every year much like our uh much like our uh our fantasy football league that we started and i'm looking forward to it this season coming up because And I got some people that are definitely interested in it. I might have to turn some people away, man.
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That's going to suck. Because I know you don't know anything about fantasy football, Blaze, but if you're in a fantasy football league and you get any you start to get above 10 teams, it becomes very hard to draft a team. You want you want to hear you want to hear something you want to hear something funny about fantasy football.
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So I was sitting there talking with Michael Taylor and doing some other projects. and But at the same time, I was starting to work on the fantasy football schedule and blow the line. I started to pick his mind.
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I come to realize that not only am I doing it too early, i don't know what the fuck I'm doing.
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I told you. I told you when you brought it up earlier. i was like. Link going in the chair.
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Oh, yeah. I had that saved, and I didn't throw it in there. It is Saturday night. The door is open. You guys know the drill. If you want to come in and hang out, all you got do is click on that little linky link, and you can come up here. All we ask is that you please turn your camera on and keep your gentitalia off the camera.
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I don't care what you do with it during the show. Yeah. I don't care what you do with it during the show as long as it's not on camera. Your genitals.
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Your genitals. Your genitalia. It reminded me of that song. If you know that song, you know, you know. if you know, you know, you know.
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You can find that song actually on my Spotify stoner playlist. You should check it out. Oh, yeah. Did you post that up? I know you got your new i know you know i know i know i know i know i know I know you got your new Facebook page and everything like that but did you post your stoner playlist on our Facebook page?
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You know, I can't remember if I did or not. I'll have to look but I do. Blazing Blasphemer finally has his own Facebook page. Well, my second attempt at one. This is a better one.
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So definitely
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and you can actually you know what Caitlin I think I do. Yeah. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. You want me to? So, yeah, it's that he there's no camera on. I'll let you vet this one.
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Well, tread very lightly.
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Tread lightly, he says. What's going on, Treble? Got to turn your mic on. Now, I was to say, because we can pin multiple things at the top of our Facebook page.
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So we can put that up at the top of the Facebook page and it'll be one of those things. One of the first things you see is Blaze's stoner mix.
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ah Who just wrote
Flavor Flav and Music Discussions
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that?
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Genitalia. Was that you? No, it wasn't me. i think it was I think it was our boy down there in the... yeah Down there hiding. Hey, Hey. is That guy.
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Someone's got to correct it. Look at this bullshit. Look at her. That is not how that shit's spelled. That's genitalia. Genitalia. Oh, you were connecting. Oh, haha.
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Johnny Two Bones. Come on. We got a bong. Hey, look, if you're out there, tried to bring you I don't know what was going on. I didn't want to just say, Johnny Bones in the building. What's going on with you, brother?
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Good to fucking see gentlemen. How are we, brothers? That is a fantastic day. What's up?
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Hell yeah. how he used to Brittany's like, dude, I'm driving. Everybody's there and I'm still driving. I'm going for the sand. Drive faster, Brittany.
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Drive faster, Brittany. Put the pedal to the floor. but the pedal to the floor. Then don't tight while you drive.
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But there's a Chevy to the levee because the levee was dropped. The dinner report? What's that all about? The dinner report? but I have not had dinner yet, Chris.
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The dinner report is something that Chris has been doing for years, and he just likes to know what everybody had for dinner. And I threw some burgers. I know some people will say that I'm not grilling, but I threw some burgers on the old George Foreman grill. It's in the name of the pencil that I used. So I was really... ah Yeah, and I grilled some burgers and whatnot after we got back from the beach today, so... What beach?
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The beach down the road from my house. How did I not see a beach? Out of Buckeye Lake. There's like two of them within 20 minutes of me. Oh, Buckeye Lake. Is that the concert venue still there?
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Is what? The concert venue still there at Buckeye Lake? There's a couple concert venues. Papa Boo's? no Oh, shit. What was that place called? What was the one... Dude, you couldn't take in a blanket and the the lawn seats were fucking mulch.
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Polaris. Polaris Amphitheater. That place was a fucking nightmare. It's closed, right? Where the hell did you sit it at a Polaris that the lawn was mulch? I went to so many concerts at Polaris Amphitheater. The lawn was all grass.
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That's outside Columbus, right? Polaris. Polaris. Yeah, yeah. When's the last show you saw? Probably about a year-ish before they closed, if that long.
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When was that? Fuck, I don't know. How long have they been closed? I don't know. us I'm asking you. I'm not from your area. I saw a big show in, say, 99 or 97, and you could not take a blanket in.
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You could rent one of theirs for $14 to sit on the mulch.
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Dude, we took like every every... Dude, we went to so many... I went to three OzFests there, Vans Warped Tour, Family Values Tours. I went to multiple... like you know Country Fest was there every year, Country Jam was there every year. Dude, we used to go to concerts there all summer long.
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It was grass and we always took... All summer long. It was for sure right around 97, 98 because I the chick was with there.
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cause i know the chick i was with there
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Sasquatch. She did not know what a razor was. but It is grilling, tarantula. Mind the business. ah keep Tamales, black beans, and rice. we it' They're out there in the kitchen, bro. If you want one, come get one. real hell where where Where do I pin this this Spotify link? in On Facebook.
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and Did you post it? Did you post it? You have to post it first? Yeah, if you post it and then the three little dots in the top corner, i think if you click on there, it'll it give you the option to pin it and it'll put it at the top.
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<unk> tar Warped Tour is here today. Noice. Ha ha, loser. that's What's the last concert you saw?
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At Polaris? No, the last concert you saw. Oh, the last concert i saw? Like actual concert or just any show, including local shows?
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Jesus Christ. Never mind. didn't realize it such a difficult question for you. Well, I mean, i mean just just like a month ago, I went and seen North of Nashville and they're a pretty big band. so But they were at one of the local bars, but they're a pretty big band. They're nationally recognized. so they're So there's that. The last concert I went to after that or before that was Louder Than Life.
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ah Five, six years ago. No, we saw SOB this year. I didn't pay attention to that. ellen I'm telling Arliss on you. i you know I know you don't know what this is like, but I was there to emcee the show.
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And then when I got done doing my job, I just went to my car and took a nap. We've covered this a million times. The reason I don't get to emcee is I can't show up before the third set starts.
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I mean, what that makes if that helps you sleep better at night. I sleep like a baby. yeah No. ah No, yeah. mean, I've seen s SOB twice. I've seen James Luker last winter. I mean, i've I've seen some artists, but like the actual like the the last big, big concert I went to was louder than like probably five or six years ago.
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That's wild. You're a country guy and a metal guy. I'm an everything guy. I listen to everything. I'm an old school hip-hop head, man. Yeah, I'm an old school hip-hop head. I'm a music school head. Yeah, I'm a... What's old school to you?
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Well, like, i don't I don't go, like, back to the eighty s because it was like I like the early 90s, mid-90s. Pac and, like, Pac and Nas and Biggie, Wu-Tang.
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Fuck, what the hell? Goddamn... Andre 3000 and Big Boy, Outkast. That southern rap scene, I like a lot of artists down there. Yeah.
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Tech N9ne is, I mean, I've been a Tech N9ne fan forever.
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Oh, well, well. I'm the honkiest honky hoky from Honkytown. and I know, like, when I think old school, I'm older than you, obviously. I think, like, Gray. Gray. early Snoop and shit, man, when they first came NWA, dude, was badass.
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How about... oh yeah um Chuck D was in the... With the Idiot with the Clock. Public Enemy. public enemy They were fucking awesome. And they had an awesome message, dude. Chuck D is a lyrical motherfucking genius.
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yeah i listen to Yeah, I listen to all that i listen to all that stuff. But yeah, um i say it I say it all the time on Tuesday nights. I'm a music slut. I listen to everything. All genres.
00:24:03
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All areas. All that stuff. Mandy, Austin, you mentioned GMX. Last night I was hanging out one of the homeboys for little bit. X, gonna give it to you. Gonna give it to you. Gonna give to you. Gonna give it to you. Popped on. was sucking in heaven.
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Was you watching Deadpool? No, I was not. It was an Alexa playlist.
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Big hamster.
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That's who the idiot with the big clock was, Flavor Flav. Yeah, yeah, yeah, Flavor Flav. And then he'd say, you know what time it is, boy? Fuck yeah, we do. You want a giant-ass fucking clock on chest.
00:24:39
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Name two women that Flavor Flav was romantically involved with. That goddamn Russian whore from Rocky IV. Bridget Nelson? Is that her name?
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Bridget. Those two were the oddest fucking couple ever. because right she could put him and like make
Music Preferences and Personal Stories
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him a little purse dog like for herself. She's a beast compared to him, dude. That chick is all... very like And and and they are still very like they are still very close friends, even though their relationship didn't work out or whatever. They're still super tight.
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Their relationship worked out great for Brigitte. She was on TV again. Name one more. name one more
00:25:27
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I don't know, man. Don't tell me. That dumb Tiffany bitch that went by the name New York. Yeah, I was thinking of basketball or whatever that other dumb bitch's name was that was on that show. there was like There was like some chick that was on that show that played played basketball. in there yeah like i was I don't know. i'm think hurt Her and New York were always fought back and forth. yeah i'm sorry everybody Bitch.
00:25:53
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Fucking bitches. <unk> New York, absolute asshole. And her name's a Tiffany. I've never met a Tiffany I liked. Most Tiffany's are like... You want your daughter grow to be a bitch? Name her Tiffany.
00:26:05
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Most Tiffany's are like, that I've ever known, have been like Valley Girls, like cheerleader type, just super obnoxious. Well, that's unlikely. I'll be back.
00:26:17
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Why did the Valley Girl take two birth control pills?
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She wanted to be sure for sure.
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bye i don't know why I just laughed at that. And he just walks off stage. See ya. I'm out. He does like his white woman, that's for sure.
00:26:51
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Ah. That was such a train wreck of a show. That dude's doing something. Who did he? He sponsored a whole ass ah ah wholeass Olympic team last year from some country. I can't remember who it was or what it was.
00:27:08
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I didn't even know Flavor Flav still had money like that at the end of the day.
00:27:15
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See? Yeah, Airheads.
00:27:19
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boom That would have been funny. That would have been funny. What's going on with you, Johnny Bongs? How you been, brother? I feel like ain't... You're doing very good.
00:27:38
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I don't feel like I haven't you like week off last week I took last weekend off, and I feel like I haven't seen me in forever. Oh, shit, brother. No worries. I don't blame you. i I've been just catching up on desk working to be doing good.
00:27:54
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Hell yeah. yeah Hell yeah. I'll be honest. I've been set back a little bit with some treatments I've been taking, but they ain't gonna fucking stop me. I still got work to do.
00:28:06
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Hey, man, that's a... What the fuck? That's a hell of a mentality to have right there. Hey, shit. I don't know who all knows my story here, but after 14 brain surgeries, you're still kicking. Nothing's gonna fucking stop me, man.
00:28:19
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Goddamn. I don't even know your story, bro. You've had 14 brain surgeries? Yeah. Oh, yeah. Holy shit, dude. it And I still have an orange-eyed system. My brainstem to this day.
00:28:35
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Goddamn. We got that warrior mentality. We got shit to do. Right? Oh, yeah, man. I got shit that needs to be done. I ain't got time for all this brain fuckery. Shit, nah. Nah.
00:28:46
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but vietnam yeah
00:28:50
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I'm glad I caught y'all live. That's exactly what I needed for the weekend here. Get some good vibes going.
00:28:58
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oh yeah That's what's up, man. Saturday night, good vibes. Hanging out. yeah no i took last i just told I was told I was taking last weekend off, so I took last weekend off. Hey, I don't blame that i getting
00:29:12
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you. said Don't tell me twice. You guys got this shit? All right, let's go. Hell yeah. If you fuckers got it, i didn't even check in on them. I was like, I didn't even check in on I was just like, fuck it.
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Whatever happens, happens. I popped
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i pump in. I did. I did. I did pop in once or twice. And it was like Blaze, Arliss, and, uh, and michael were having their own little conversation and and you and britney were talking and i was just like well but because this is this is great like you know like those three are off in their off in their own little world yeah that happened i had to leave work an hour earlier earlier fuck um um and work said not to come into hell yeah
00:30:14
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Nice. Well, not nice, but yeah know nice to get the day off. fuck yeah yeah Oh, Mandy popped up on the live, huh? Yeah, where'd that... so Who was that? Caitlin or something like that? yeah i play out on Is it raining?
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She seemed to feel like she was swell person. Why don't you turn the lights on out there? I don't know why it's pitch black out there. Yeah, she's cool. She's cool, Peoples.
00:30:43
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yeah She might not pitch. I don't know if she meant to come in on that. um That was like an accidental thing, but she's cool peoples. ah She's cool peoples.
00:30:55
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Hard to take your word for it. Shut your mouth, Michael. I resemble that. Where? Yes, I did, sir. yeah yes i did sir I've been getting good spirits the entire time.
00:31:15
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Blaze was so happy all last weekend. Every time I got a message from him, he was just happy as can be. Hey, gi I'm going to go to the – I'm doing all of this stuff this weekend. I'm like, you good, buddy? I'm good.
00:31:29
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I'm doing all of this stuff. I'm doing all of this stuff this weekend. Wow. Blaze and I are like a match. He likes to get fucked up, and I like to drive, so – It worked out great.
00:31:42
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And I took a lot of pictures too. i don't I don't want to put all your business out there of all the stuff you were doing. We'll just say you were doing all the things, please. I did. Okay, so I was in a legal state, so obviously I was smoking abundance of weed.
00:31:56
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And then I had um i had a bag full of tickets to Wonderland, and I got to go see Alice a few times. And she's awesome. We got to skip through the magic, wonderful land of mushrooms and stuff. so it good What happened?
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Oh, he got blocked. Good callback. Oh, that's right. That cat. Yeah, yeah, the freaky. That cat was your best friend that night, man. Lays, you didn't tell me you had a lap full of pussy all night, bro. did. I did. What's up, Lays? What's up? I mean, i got to hear i got to I got to hear about you trying to hook up with Mike's mom, but I didn't get to hear about that.
00:32:38
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hear about that Yeah, it was a swing and a miss. I wouldn't wouldn't have no of the proper caliber. Let's call a spade a spade.
00:32:49
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He was dodging my mom. She was cruising your spade. If you can dodge Michael's mom, you can dodge a ball.
00:33:03
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oh She's sitting there trying to make a bunch of food. I'm like, I can't stick around for all this food. I did grab a biscuit, some sausage, and some bacon. Oh, my God. Don't. Can we not right now? What's that?
00:33:17
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That's Blaze and Iron Dave Grohl. Yes, Iron Dave. Oh, shit. I'm better on the other side of the camera.
Carnival Memories and Jokes
00:33:28
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Trust me. Good shit.
00:33:31
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good shit i mean ill do it i'm sorry i'm bla but's up bray how you doing i feeling and can see bri I got i got me some toing cotton candy let's go that was the kid what else what else did you get yeah I didn't get anything else because I didn't have much time I was like i thought you were prizes for some kids and shit did you get did you get one of those cool mirrors
00:34:04
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rock band mirrors. Remember those rock band mirrors in the day? Oh, yeah. Those were dope back in the day. The cocaine mirrors. The cocaine mirrors. Yeah, you had like the album covers on the mirrors.
00:34:16
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They would have been. that frosting They had frosting on them. You don't want that on a Coke mirror. But not the entire mirror. Some of the mirrors actually were just smeared. I had a Batman one that you definitely could have used it for. Nice. Pussy dodging. Hashtag pussy dodging.
00:34:34
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Jedi. Jedi, you still haven't reached out. I want to talk to you, bro. Get a hold of me. yeah what up one yeah we are well foods What up, Skies the Limit Network? How you doing? Welcome, welcome.
00:34:48
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Nobody cares that everybody's saying hi to Bruce. Johnny Bongs, you got some of the coolest fucking jackets, bro. Oh, this one I fucking customized myself, dude. Hell yeah. This is a fucking bag that I got in a Halo collector set.
00:35:03
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Nice. And that's for Dragon Ball. I recognize the Dragon Ball. everybody's everybody's doing we're all doing sky what's up just sneezed like 48 times backstage
00:35:19
Speaker
various everybody's everybody's doing man we're all doing sky what's up i just see like forty eight times backstage nor i will show you and Stop doing so much goddamn cocaine, Johnny. I can't help it. it just I need it.
00:35:39
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ah kiss my ass, Christian. How's that sound? but see Good to see you, good-bye, brother.
00:35:45
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Johnny Bongs, how you been, bro? I haven't seen you in a minute. I hope likewise, brother. Good to see you. Good to see you, too. I have a month of sausage. I saw Brittany got some cotton candy.
00:36:01
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Yeah, got me some kind candy, bitch. That's yeah I'm late. I had to. The last day of the carnival, I was like, ah message click, and I was like, man, I'm going to late. She said, I'm going to be late. I'm going to go get all the fair food. I'm like, goddamn, badass. Fair food is phenomenal. She gets a pass for that.
00:36:22
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but your fair food is phenomenal i well i mean she gets a pass for that Yeah. Cotton candy, obviously, you have to get that free go. But funnel cakes, obviously.
00:36:36
Speaker
Obvious. Funnel cake is inferior to elephant. I don't know. I love it all. I'll die on that. The cotton candy was the definite thing that I would say. Blaze, your background is fucking amazing.
00:36:52
Speaker
I love it. It's so good. It's so good. guys Have you guys tried like, all right so I've only done, I've only tried a one of each when i whenever I count it, something new. I'll try like deep fried Snickers. I've done deep fried Oreo. Yeah. pool yeah yeah Yeah. Yeah. I'll do stuff like that, but I'll only try once in my life and I've already tried those three, but yeah, for the novelty.
00:37:19
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but you make it or the novelty Maple bacon cupcakes. Oh, shit. Oh, shit. The shit. Send me one right now. What the fuck? Send me to the moon.
00:37:35
Speaker
Give it to me. You got your Glicklider. What the hell is a Glicklider? Do I even want to ask, Robert? Do I even want to ask what a Glicklider is? What is a Glicklider? What a Glicklider? i yeah i like Dude, you guys are talking about all this bullshit at the fair. You go to the fair to get one thing and one thing only.
00:37:53
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Drugs behind the carny stand.
00:37:58
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but yes yeah Yes, Blaze, you can do that. And that's apparently why Blaze goes to the carnival. um Why do you guys go? raise as back there this is back there hand job to a car you not Hey, give the best hand jobs. It's just a
00:38:21
Speaker
like give me a crazy animal at the end no he's not getting a hand job from mccarney he's giving a carney oh that's different whoa are you doing it, Ron? Please, what are you doing? Here's the thing. I aim for the and and i win the prize every time.
00:38:40
Speaker
Wait, that's how you get cotton candy. You give ah a carny jerk-off session, they cum cotton candy. oh That's how it works. Oh, man. I love how he's like, this sugar's cotton.
00:38:56
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Enjoy your cotton candy, Brittany. kind Gotcha. Enjoy your cotton candy. That was a good one. I'll give you that. Robert, I don't know why you're doing that.
00:39:09
Speaker
next Hashtag Carnicon. I'll take that. Smear it around. Punch her in the face. Never mind. Private chat. Private chat. Don't do it.
00:39:20
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beed around punch her in the face yeah face you're my private have and what was but private chat lazy john i check it up oh i don't do it no You don't want to do it.
00:39:41
Speaker
What do you mixing over there, Johnny Baum? You got coffee going on. Yes, sir. I'm going to need this tonight. Actually, feel free to it. Maybe I'll stop getting the weird 2 o'clock in the morning pictures from Michael, and he'll start sending them to you and instead. um i'm gonna wait ah Michael, I'm wait down that I'll see. I'll see Wait, you get those too?
00:40:10
Speaker
Blaze just felt a little bit less special. He's like, wait, he does that to you too? It's not just me? flag I'm not a unique snowflake in the world.
00:40:24
Speaker
Robert, it's furry. the yeah Wake up in the morning to an amazing picture for Michael. Thanks, buddy.
00:40:35
Speaker
You're the best. Oh,
00:40:40
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here's one for you. I'm looking through some weird shit. Here's one for you. So I was sick for like two weeks. I had this thing going on in my upper chest and I coughed real hard and that hit my hand.
00:40:52
Speaker
Then you peed yourself. You just coughed out of two. I don't know what it was, but that's at least half a lung. I mean, you fixed yourself at least. I'm sorry, dude. It was crazy.
00:41:05
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I like Brittany's comment. And you peed yourself. but but
00:41:13
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ah Johnny, I just found you on IG, homie.
00:41:18
Speaker
There we go. Sorry, what? IG. I totally fucked that Hey, Powder. why so Why so cloudy and gray behind you?
00:41:31
Speaker
Why not? Bad news. Why not? Fair enough. Lemon chunks.
Comedy and Storytelling
00:41:40
Speaker
I was like, is that like the weather forecast in your area?
00:41:44
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it It is actually kind of rainy and cloudy out here. Fair enough. It does match. Fair enough. Cheers. Cheers. He lives out there in Jerebyshe.
00:41:57
Speaker
Cheers, buddy. He lives out there in Jerebyshe country. You know it sucks. Do you really? Wait, what where's that? Minnesota? Yeah. Minnesota.
00:42:08
Speaker
in Minnesota. My brother, you can't get back from Minnesota. All right, do it in one of the really cold areas. I hear Minnesota gets effing freezing as cold. Yep, sure does. We get all the seasons in the extreme.
00:42:23
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Winter's cold as fuck. Summer's hot as fuck. Everything. Mini soda. never That's right. you That is, yeah, mini soda. Mini soda.
00:42:35
Speaker
It's like a mini Coke. third Special Ed Hour. Right now, yeah. yeah yeah Guess what's kicking in? My ride to Wonderland.
00:42:46
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Okay.
00:42:50
Speaker
Can I hitchhike on that ride? Thanks you. I'm getting yeah let me I'm going email myself to Minnesota.
00:43:02
Speaker
I've got a legit question. Where are we having the Nonsensical Network Family picnic? yeah who is there Minnesota?
00:43:15
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yeah Maryland. Maryland. Somewhere private, somewhere secure, somewhere where we won't get arrested. yeah somewhere we Somewhere where no one will hear the screams.
00:43:27
Speaker
Somewhere where no fucking way. No fucking way. I'm going to do my best. No, not Arizona. Somewhere where Gen Pop doesn't see or hear us.
00:43:38
Speaker
Wait, are Johnny and I invited since we're not officially part of the network? yeah You're we on the show, aren't you? Duh. Of course. You guys are my serious the yeah guys guys don't killer radar, so I think you guys are out.
00:44:00
Speaker
That's a lie. We know that Nexter is based on you, Blaze. We know that you're the real-life Someone asked me if I was a serial killer this past weekend, and I told them,
00:44:12
Speaker
and now they're on i didn't bring i didn't bring i didn't bring the shovel here i feel kind of catalog yeah i told him i was like dude are you gonna fucking kill me when you come here to visit me he's like is that is what you're doing i went to find my shovel and i was gonna bring it out when he showed up but something yeah calm down britney damn Or what? That's a lot.
00:44:43
Speaker
But I don't have a shovel. This past weekend, I went on a road trip and visited a bunch of friends. i got This weekend, I got really high in stone. And I went on a road trip and visited a bunch of friends. No way.
00:44:57
Speaker
it was It was the adventure. no No, I'm not on the road. Not while driving. And not bad it gets who gets old guess who gets a text guess she gets a text at 8 o'clock at night?
00:45:11
Speaker
Hey, bro, can I crash at your house tonight? I'll be there like five hours. No, I texted you a lot sooner than that. It was a lot sooner than that. No, it was lot of serious development. It would be like, hey, I'll be there five hours. Ten minutes later, he shows up. Yeah, I forgot to press send. Well, see, figured I had a 10-hour drive. It was going to be late. I had two choices.
00:45:34
Speaker
it was going to be late i had two choices i i so I text my aunt in in Roanoke, Virginia and put up with Jesus fucking bullshit the entire time while i was there.
00:45:47
Speaker
Or I'd say, we drive an extra hour, go to Ohio, and crash on this couch. That would have been my luck. is Blaze just shows up and knocks on my door, and I'm like, what are you doing here, bro? He's like, I messaged you like seven hours ago and told you, remember? And I'm like,
00:46:03
Speaker
And then he looks at his phone, shit, I didn't send that. Exactly. that That would be such a Blaze move, too. But but it the but it always at the see that at the end of the day, in all honesty, Blaze knows he doesn't even have to text me. He can literally show up here any time of day or night. and he's always He's always welcome. So, I mean, he just messages me out of lot. Mike is a good friend.
00:46:26
Speaker
Courtesy. i of my personal genius Blaise is an outstanding host, guys. I'm a real and I know, I left that bag kind of messy, though.
00:46:38
Speaker
We were going to sit in and wash it anyway. yeah I didn't mean to leave that prostitute's body in your fucking guest bedroom.
00:46:49
Speaker
He didn't check the cellar yet. They were going to. All the material possessions we left. We just here for each other. I left my ball in there.
00:47:00
Speaker
I did ball rips online last week. It was fun. i don't know who to see what I call On your way here, you're like, dude, I don't know where my fucking ball is.
00:47:11
Speaker
but Dude, where's my car? would I know. hell of a blades must add one hell of a weekend because he showed up here We talked for like five minutes. In the time that we were talking, he just grabs his pillow and his blanket and he stretches out on the couch. I'm like, I'm going to kill these legs for you, bro. I'm going to put the blackout curtains up on the on the window so when the sun comes up the morning, it doesn't I don't even think he was awake when I made it halfway down the hallway. To be fair, it was way easier for him to fall asleep this trip than the last one he was there.
00:47:51
Speaker
Well, no, I'll tell you what, the last one he was here the last one he was here, the son of a bitch, I had to check on him to make sure he was still alive because I thought he died. Like, literally, in the middle of everything, in the middle of everything he's like he's like he's like, click, click, just calm down.
00:48:06
Speaker
It's all good. She's not worth it, bro. Just calm. I think Blaze is thinking. Wow. i think bla like wow You got narcolepsy, Blaze? You got narcolepsy?
00:48:19
Speaker
little one Oh, my gosh. I was doing like, time out on this argument. I got check on my boy to make sure he's still breathing because he was in the middle of a sentence and he just said, just slump on the couch.
00:48:34
Speaker
I was like, damn. Never forget the age-old expression. Narcoleptics are easy to fuck. Hey,
00:48:46
Speaker
everybody's a narcolepsy. Everybody's got narcolepsy if you have roof lid. If I'm nice be was yeah if i'm not wrong i don't worry if i'm wrong, I don't want to be right. fucking green and If you give consent to everything that's about to happen, just fall asleep.
00:49:05
Speaker
Sign this contract first. but It's true. Everybody's one roofie away from being a narc person. and if If the body is still warm.
00:49:19
Speaker
If the body is still warm. Wait, I got to ask, like Michael, you're you're a comedian, aren't you? Yes, ma'am. Yes, ma'am.
00:49:30
Speaker
do you do you have any do Do you have any clips I can view? Absolutely, but you've got to get hold of me for the good shit. That's why I want you to get hold of me. Plus, Blaze and I want to talk to you about something that we want to do together.
00:49:42
Speaker
we Don't. Say no. No. Just say no. Just say no. I fell into this trip. I'm not into menage. No, it's nothing like that. I vaguely remember that. It's nothing sexual, no.
00:49:54
Speaker
It's nothing illegal. It's nothing illegal.
Humor and Personal Dynamics
00:50:00
Speaker
You guys soak and you need somebody to shake the bed, right? Oh, God. You need to fill that, right? Dude, that was an awesome joke. It is. Sue was you about soaking, Blaze. Wasn't that Sue talking to you about, Blaze? Sue did bring up soaking, yeah. That was really ironic. I was i was shocked that Sue knew that. were the Mormons so... Sue was a shocking individual. When she opens up and she gets to... She's funny.
00:50:30
Speaker
She just has to get used to it. She's heard your voice enough times talking to me, so you're in now. You just got to do like I did to Sue.
00:50:41
Speaker
like I forced her to be my friend. She was out there hiding in the car, and I was like, nope. It's time for a friendship grapeing. You're going to take it. Did you say friendship grapeing?
00:50:53
Speaker
I call those snuggle struggles. Snuggle struggles? What does that mean? just Just relax. It'll all be over soon, little buddy. Don't worry, Jedi. I'll take care of you.
00:51:07
Speaker
I'm going to preemptively press charges for whatever is about to happen. i won This is the dark side. Speaking of, what is up with the title? What up, Gooners? What's a Gooner?
00:51:21
Speaker
I don't fucking know, man. I've been watching the goddamn AI Bigfoots on TikTok. Oh. You talking about the ones from Brian? No, no, no, dude. I've been watching these. I haven't watched any of those.
00:51:37
Speaker
There's Bigfoot vlogs, there's Jenny vlogs, and they're all like these AI... or ai Yeah, they're doing like blogs, but it's like Bigfoot and Yeti and and everything else. And I don't know Bigfoot's always like, what up Gooners?
00:51:51
Speaker
So I don't know. I don't know what it means. Fuck it. i mean mean That's where I thought you got it from because that Brian posted one and that's what it said. Okay. okay Yeah, like they are funny. And they're out there doing drugs. I'm going to text you in a minute, Michael. Don't make me regret this. I mean, I know what the word means.
00:52:09
Speaker
i spilled the rest of my weed i'm sure it's i'm sure it' many ka here i want to hear i want to hear johnny's johnny's definition of a good somebody who likes to wank it that's like everybody that's like everybody welcome ah swaka but like when get mass is violently go at
00:52:34
Speaker
yeah i' losingingly not yeah's like you guys A self-kink? So, so, yeah so, so, some bo so so Gooner is an internet slang for an individual who practices gooning, a form of masturbation that involves edging for a long period of time.
00:52:55
Speaker
So, you know what? It fits for Saturday Night Blaze. I didn't know what it meant, but it fits for this show. It totally fucking does. It totally does. Fair enough.
00:53:07
Speaker
Fair enough. Fair enough. So i'mm sure I'm sure. All right. Blades will allow it. People who like to masturbate. Well, yeah.
00:53:27
Speaker
it's ran that like a entire human species rapid rabbit style Yeah. Somebody's not best there again, or, you know?
00:53:39
Speaker
Holy marathons. All right. I need to talk some ways to deal with the... Marathon. what do you mean? Like a whole three minutes? ah Like Grey's Anatomy. for marathon ah Three minutes. Damn.
00:53:53
Speaker
yeah they Go ahead. Okay. I'm not pushing comment buttons tonight. Michael yelled at me Wednesday. i If your comments don't go up, it's not my fault.
00:54:04
Speaker
It's their fault. Whoever you want to blame. Michael or Blake. No, they'll go up. I say, I say. I Shut your whore mouth. I stay i say. say. I will never hide my whore mouth.
00:54:21
Speaker
but Like, share, and subscribe. And sharers to your grannies. like Yeah, 9 out of 10 granny's a group. Get us over 400 tonight.
00:54:32
Speaker
Just do this. Do it. 9 out of 10 granny's a group. She hits that bong like this one woman I knew in Vegas. And the 10th one is a cunt, so it doesn't matter anyway.
00:54:45
Speaker
wow No, she's actually dead, so thanks for calling my dead granny a cunt, Jedi. Wow. Wow. yeah He's looking up at you wishing you would have been a better grandson.
00:55:00
Speaker
you were Or as Blades said at the beginning of the show, the 10th Granny did not die of nefarious reasons, all right? like clear us off He's of clearing us of all. I'm talking nefarious.
00:55:15
Speaker
I only know it because Blaze used it. I assume that it was a smart word. You assume Blaze had a smart word? That's rich. That rich. Blaze is way smarter than I am. So at the end of the day, ah he says it, I use words like Gooner. What do I know? Ill intent. And you didn't even know what it meant once you said it.
00:55:42
Speaker
I think you're making up. What's up? Here we go.
00:55:50
Speaker
here we are We're going to talk about food now, guys. No, we're not. What kind of food? Let's give him center stage. Here we I love that name. I just had a rum-tum-tum.
00:56:03
Speaker
take
00:56:06
Speaker
i just had i thumb yeah he claims He claims to be Asian, but he's really Mexican. ah kevin just a dude Yeah, just just like Glick. He claims to be a Sasquatch, but he's really a Wookiee. I won't fight you. Hold on. it. Hold on.
00:56:23
Speaker
What do you get when you cross a Thailand, right? Thailand with a Mexican. You get it. where do you cross what what do you get me across thailand right thailand thailand with a mexican you gotta a Texan. my la It's Tex-Mex. Mexitai.
00:56:45
Speaker
Boo! I had a bomb. You know, please. Yeah, you that Blaze, you tried.
00:56:58
Speaker
As soon as I landed, I was like, yep, yep, I'm going to regret that one. It's fun. Yep, I'm actually going to put on that. Is that a butt plug? You want to get the golden butt plug.
00:57:14
Speaker
You are extra special tonight, Blaze. But you you know what? You tried, buddy. You tried, and that's all that matters. usually got a pay Now all I can do is give myself back up.
00:57:29
Speaker
what's What's the difference between a garbanzo bean and a chickpea?
00:57:34
Speaker
The spelling? You don't have to pay extra for a garbanzo bean. The spelling. I'm sorry. Wait, what? You don't have to pay extra for a garbanzo bean.
00:57:45
Speaker
Oh my god. No, I get it. Okay, Shepard. I don't get it. I don't get it. I don't either. and like my hair. You have to pay extra for?
00:58:00
Speaker
like leave it to the comedians. A chickpea. now A chickpea. I mean, you can do that in thinking hummus.
00:58:15
Speaker
Trump allegedly paid for that in Russia. Hmm.
00:58:21
Speaker
cool great chloris leachman played granny oh my god i'm not getting into any of that i'm not talking about did you just fancy to go to the fair today no i just didn't want to wear pants because i wear jeans for work all day
00:58:45
Speaker
but That had nothing to do with what you asked, right? I a dress.
00:58:57
Speaker
I'm not fancy. I have a like a jean jacket around my waist. I don't think that's what he was asking. I think he asked you about you going to the carnival. Yeah. i um dress but i I always see her in t-shirt. It looks like she was dressed up a little bit today. noing an observation It's my days off.
00:59:19
Speaker
My days off when I'm not working at the factory. i do try to wear my like normal clothes. Do not buy healthy brands. When she's working at the factory... do not buy questions when she's working at the factory she's got wear jeans and a t-shirt.
00:59:35
Speaker
But her second job on the street corner, she can dress a little bit nicer. Fuck you, dude. She's making money today, We say that about each other all the time. so I make that money.
00:59:58
Speaker
No, if you saw the corner
Conclusion and Upcoming Events
01:00:00
Speaker
around where I live, no. no but but but There's many times I'm cruising down Minnesota and I see fucking powder on the corner.
01:00:09
Speaker
See what on the corner? I see powder on the corner with his own cocaine mirror. So, like, yay. What? What the fuck is normal clothes? I don't even know what you're saying. Normal clothes is t-shirt. I did a menage a trois reach around.
01:00:30
Speaker
Thank you. A menage a trois reach around. Bruised up as fuck, though. ah sorry i'm just glad you i'm I'm just glad you finally started dressing nice for the show and not looking like a straight-ass bum. fucking hate you. He just limps in with his fucking trash bag and pair.
01:00:50
Speaker
it Shut up. It's my show, Jedi. Glick can't even afford sleeves. Look at this honky. Oh. It's summer of no sleeves. Why? Why is it the summer of no sleeves? Because it drives Blaze insane. like drain He's like, I hate dudes that wear sleeveless shirts. And I'm just like, oh, you should have never told me that, Blaze. Sleeveless shirts are the assless chaps of upper body wear.
01:01:25
Speaker
We do have summer. was like 97 degrees out today. Just because it's 170,000 fucking degrees out doesn't mean it's summer.
01:01:39
Speaker
we do have summer it was like ninety some degrees out today just because it's not one hundred and seventy thousand fucking degrees out doesn't mean it's not summer Is this better? i ask you so you're working on your tan. No, you were fine. all so you get a little, use what you're working on getting a little color. You got tired of glowing at night?
01:01:59
Speaker
Well, you know, it happens. I'm trying to look like a bronze god.
01:02:05
Speaker
umronn keep it up Brian keep it up Brian keep it up Brian gonna call ice and we're gonna deport you back to Mexico keep it up but good dear nice money i actually money would last longer in Mexico to be honest my money last longer in Mexico or i' be like what would your blow just out there your money walk away with somebody yeah Hello, is this ice? There's a Mexican in Texas. Tell us something we don't know already.
01:02:34
Speaker
no no listen Listen to what I have to tell you. All my Mexes are in Texas. Oh my God, I just got it. Brittany arrived to the party.
01:02:46
Speaker
That was horrible joke. That was a horrible joke yeah there's a bad that was a bad bad joke that was ah that was it that was a That was a bad joke. joke.
01:03:03
Speaker
That was great tag team effort by Blaze and Brittany. Blaze drops another bomb and Brittany's like, I'm going to save and play dumb. brittan blaze drops another bad yeah and these plays drops another bomb and brittany's like i'm gonna save it and play dumb
01:03:21
Speaker
That's why bring you to Jocko Fancy. She's about get tag-teamed. Not playing. yeah I was just playing. That's what that was yeah that was. That was the wrong joke to laugh at. I should have laughed at that one. It was funny because it wasn't funny. Lazy's just worried that if he has a good joke, people won't laugh now because they've already wasted all the laughter on the bad jokes. No laughter It's the timing. So, Courtney Cox reporting for duty.
01:03:54
Speaker
Hey, don't say my whole name like that. That's weird. It's weird. You're not her mom. her mom. What's a mom? I've never had one of those. It's a mom.
01:04:11
Speaker
Oh, shit. I explained so much. had one. she Yes, we know. She's in a bag underneath your seat of your car. She's in a baggie, dude. he's She's not in a baggie. She's in Tupperware. he's She's in Tupperware.
01:04:32
Speaker
He stores his mom how a teenager the stores her weed in the south. Just like a nice tin can and then just put her in a tin can. Tupperware breaks.
01:04:46
Speaker
she has She's happy. First off, the odds of that and really being your house ashes are so low. yeah Don't respect it.
01:04:57
Speaker
Especially since my mom donated her body to science and when they get done doing whatever they do to the body and ah at a university or a hospital or whatever, then they just throw it in with a whole other mess of other bodies and just burn them up and then they shovel out a bag. and Yeah, they shovel out a bag. i thought there was a weed joke in there. They smoked her.
01:05:16
Speaker
ah but like is sleep stuff happen but of minutes later the no There's a weed joke in there somewhere. I know it. It was a frat party. They smoked all the condivers.
01:05:28
Speaker
Well, I mean, bla didn't say bla did ask me if he could smoke my mom. Oh, can I say? Hell yeah. Already foul, bro. How high were you when you asked to smoke your best friend's mom?
01:05:47
Speaker
i'm down for probably The problem was Fuck yeah. why because i great that but That would make great content for the social media if we filmed Blaze smoking my mom. I'm just saying. Especially me if she was still alive when it happened.
01:06:08
Speaker
Comments in the... I want to see the comment section. so What would you do to smoke? Let's mom. I'll tell you, I'll tell you. and say what would you do that actually i' tell you an hey i'll tell you i'll tell you I'll tell you one thing about my mom. My mom was a stoner, so she would appreciate that in all honesty. She probably would not be mad at her. I might actually get high. But what if you smoked her and you hallucinated her there like a force ghost, like fucking Anakin Skywalker popped up? Oh, shit.
01:06:48
Speaker
I just run around the course going, I don't smell colors. Okay. So Blaze is kind going be your Ouija board when he sees her appear. He's going to tell you what she's saying.
01:07:01
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He's going to be the interpreter. He's a comedian.
01:07:09
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That's ah john John Edward, the greatest comedian ever.
01:07:15
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comedian come mean medium how did you What the hell did you just say, Mike? Comedium. I don't believe that's what Jedi said. You heard him. That's a good joke. Comedium. Talk to the dead. Tell them stupid jokes.
01:07:30
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and I only got one gear when I come. I mean, he just leaves them speechless. Michael, how long have you been doing comedy, by the way? Long enough, I should be making more. I should be getting better venues.
01:07:41
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But I had a ah rough year year last year. i kind of had to take the whole year off. i almost um I'll save that story for another day. I had a real bad health issue last year.
01:07:51
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So how ah how often like do you do like every weekend, every week you're doing sets? what and I'm so curious sure and but i'm umm curious. I'm choosy about the shows I take. And in my area, I'm kind of a fucking pariah because...
01:08:04
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and I'm just gonna put it out there when I go to Cleveland. See, I'm from a tiny little town in Northeast Ohio. You've never heard of it. It's called champion. It's a tiny, tiny town. Blaise will attest. Oh, it looks been here. You were at the one of the two bars we have in town at the bowling alley.
01:08:18
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Yeah. Oh yeah. Yeah. We're sharing Cleveland Brown sweaters. And yeah, yeah. And spots in Cleveland and Akron or can't really, because ah I show up and embarrass everybody. they're like, who the fuck is this guy?
01:08:31
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And then they all look bad because I'm way fucking fired. He's a very humble guy, by the way. michael is very he i feel you, man. I feel you.
01:08:46
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i gotta to either travel i got produce the show to be on a worthwhile show. right I feel you. I feel you. I'm the greatest podcast host to ever live. Fuck you, Joe Rogan, you pussy. Okay, speaking of Joe Rogan, okay, so Michael, im I love stand-up comedy, and literally in August, I have a trip booked. I'm going down to Austin, Texas to go to the comedy mothership.
01:09:09
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Like, I'm obsessed with that. I love it. I love Kill Tony. I see... I want to What's his name? Nate Jackson. Nate I've always wanted to check out Kill Tony.
01:09:22
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Austin is like two hours from me. A lot of the people that get on Kill Tony are not ready for that kind of an audience. Oh, it's so obvious. got to tell Joker would like 60 seconds. With little time.
01:09:40
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made them with a little time I kind of get where you come from with that. I i think the same thing all the time. and Sometimes there's actually people that have some legit funny jokes and nobody laughs and they get destroyed. It's like, okay, just because you didn't catch the joke or didn't like you're already in that mindset where fucking boo everybody.
01:09:58
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Because there's actually some people that technically bomb because nobody laughed, but they actually have some legit shit. But yeah, I get it. i mean i want I want to see Leonardo Joni. I want to see her stand up.
01:10:11
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She gets canceled everywhere. Angela Johnson, she's good, too. Oh, yeah. Angela Johnson was here. i tried to go to the show, but it was sold out. I love this stand-up. I need to get back into Say I won't. I've been slacking.
01:10:25
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You won't. then do it. Don't talk about it. I just thought I was slacking. That's the thing. yeah not that's that's that's That's Brittany, Michael, the fact that you guys do stand up, i like i'm I'm so envious of that. I'm not brave enough to do it but I want to. like I would fucking love Just don't do it. There's nowhere anywhere near me that has that, so I don't even have the opportunity.
01:10:52
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But even if I did, I would be too much of a pussy. You should put what Dave Chappelle did. like Just have like impromptu, just have it like in your backyard and have your friends. does some crazy shit like that. He'll just go on the street. Especially during COVID. You've got to start it off like that.
01:11:09
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Yeah. that start off i i would I would like to, but I just, it's, I love standup. If you can do this. Exactly. That's what I'm saying. That's what Brady told me last time we talked about this. but He's like, yeah, you get on here, you do this. Honestly, I think that, I think you're right with that. Like,
01:11:29
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it so obviously It's going to be a rush of adrenaline and nerves or whatever, but I think I could do it if I had the opportunity. I also have to write some shit. Look, look, look, look. To quote Obi-Wan, relax. Take a deep breath.
01:11:44
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Patience. Obi-Wan's a dick. You take that from that chair. Obi-Wan's nerd.
01:11:55
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You're a fucking nerd. You're a fucking nerd. And no one likes you. No one likes you.
01:12:07
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I fucking love that voice. It really holds it together. Oh, God. I was waiting for Michael to go off Obi-Wan Kenobi. He'll think I won't do again. Fuck, fuck Obi-Wan Kenobi. I'll right back. i Obi-Wan Kenobi. There is not a car fire hot enough to consume Obi-Wan Kenobi's dumb ass.
01:12:38
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Wow. And Jedi is like, I don't have time to tell him. But I can tear Obi-Wan apart in about three minutes, and I will change her entire thought.
01:12:53
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Go for it. and don't have do a um I've been invited out to some places. I just wanted to come in for a little bit. I'm going to go do one more medicine run on my patient, and then I'm going go out and get fucked up for a little bit. Fuck yeah, dude.
01:13:06
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Have a great night, man. Have a good night, Max.
01:13:10
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you Who knows? Maybe I'll pop back. You guys will be on for hours. Later, taters. Be well, be safe. See you later, gator. you later, bubble. Appreciate you. He's already gone, dude. Now that guy's gone.
01:13:25
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Wally, gosh. we got We got rid of that motherfucker. What up, Wally? What up, it's your homie? Wally. we what wall we I love it. Man, there's a event going on this weekend bank account said no. Sorry. Don't you hate that when your bank account like, yeah, I know you want to do this, but...
01:13:51
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sorry don't you don't you don't you hate that when be a bank accounts it's like yeah i know you want to do this by
01:14:02
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Did you fucking pay your goddamn credit card, Brian? Yeah. No, no, no. Well, I i put them on Tuesday. I'll take care of it on Tuesday. yeah ah It was so stupid. I was like, look, I'll pay it on Tuesday.
01:14:17
Speaker
Well, we're just reminding you, I'll pay it on Tuesday. I mean, you know, we just don't get that that that. I'm like, I'll pay it on Tuesday. I was like, I give five bucks right now. more record than i pay hey Or I could pay the balance on Tuesday.
01:14:30
Speaker
No, no, no. You pay now, Mr. O'Brien. I can't can't believe you paid $5 to hang up the phone with somebody. I'm like, all right, fine. I don't want to hear this.
01:14:46
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no it' just no we're not doing this no shit No, what i're not talking about we're not talking about like, it right now? No, I have dollars.
01:15:01
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Done. There's your payment. If you aren't logged up, it'll go away. like Like this weekend, though, it's like the ah the Tokyo Expo. And it's like, man, you have like cosplay, food, car, car exhibit, motorcycle exhibit, and like the the Japanese truck.
01:15:20
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and you got What is this, like an anime con thing? It's just a whole Tokyo Expo. And I was like, damn it, I really wanted to go. But then when I looked, when I checked my account, i'm like I was like, okay, cool. It doesn't end until 9 o'clock.
01:15:33
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I'm like, okay, just got up at 3. All right, I could just go home, shower. And I'm like, let me check my account. And survey says...
01:15:44
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Ah, damn you. I mean, how much is it is it? Is it pretty expensive to get in? I don't know anything about it, but is it? It's 30 bucks to get in, but then like we're parking, it's like 15 bucks and all that. And so by the time I only got it, only got it I only got up for a cheeseburger.
01:16:00
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Yeah, that's where those that's where those venues, man, and those events get you is in the fucking parking. Yeah, so yes ah so my buddy that's working the event, I just said, man, just take pictures for me.
01:16:14
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yeah Yeah, I said, I was like, I said, i was like, I know you see the cars, but show me the pictures of the motorcycles and see if they're having one that they can sell me for cheap. I was like, I don't care if it's 1989. I don't care if it's a 1994.
01:16:31
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Give me like a give me like a 500cc motorcycle. I don't care what brand it is for a thousand bucks and we got a deal. Yeah.
01:16:40
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who is No, the fucking events, man. That parking shit is ridiculous because I remember... What the hell did I go do? It was something in Charleston. It was at the Coliseum, but my like tickets to get into the fucking event was only like $10 or $15. And I had to pay like $30 or $40 to park in the in the in the parking lot at the Coliseum.
01:17:01
Speaker
And everywhere around it. $30 for admission. I was like, I can't understand $15 $20, but $30? $80? already but a that so the bridge snort and then it's like you're uh you're many you're meeting like japanese actors and then uh japanese like people that do like the animes and all that and then they got a cosplay contest you know all that like man that's always cool i love that
01:17:35
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I thought yeah blaze was like really just slamming that beer just chugging it I was like no I he has been chuckgging up here for a long fucking time and i think his's camera died are what is no i mean i actually have i had to go I had to go get me another beer. so I was like, oh, let me pause me drinking that last one. hu is this you and Yeah, that was funny. Brian was talking and I was just like, Blaze slamming that beer. Why is it taking him so long to miss that goddamn beer? He's getting like a micro drop.
01:18:17
Speaker
I have an idea. and Blaze, don't get mad at me. Oh, Lord have mercy. I'm already mad at you. like I'm already mad at you.
01:18:29
Speaker
Call me out like that. What? Hold on. Don't get mad at me.
01:18:36
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But I have an idea. i said Only of you guys will be able to see it. oh like I don't know. I'll send it to you on Snap. Todd Harpicorn? I don't even know what talking about. talking about meeting people?
01:18:53
Speaker
No. me They're talking about Comic Cons and stuff like that. Like the cons. Oh, okay. And then, and then we and then ah I mean, good thing I get paid next week because I put a couple hundred aside, but we got the Comic Palooza next week. nick Well, in two weeks.
01:19:11
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nocom in the la I understand the allure of cons, but to What up, Arliss? Yeah.
Playful Banter and Stoned Jokes
01:19:20
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It's fun, dude. Well, well, well.
01:19:25
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Looks just showing up to be on her bullshit.
01:19:30
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I'll take that. I of his mind and I'm going to put him in the forest. I'm sorry, Blaze. I had to. I had to. ah yeah day now mr mr igg got a picture of click stoned out of his mind and i'm going to put him in the for i'm i'm sorry blaze i had to i had to
01:19:58
Speaker
Holy shit. Can I show it on here? but I even save it.
01:20:10
Speaker
This is what I did. Nice. All bullshit, all the time. Hell yeah. I wouldn't expect anything less from you.
01:20:24
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ah Here, okay, I'll bring it up again.
01:20:28
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You're muted again, dude. There we go.
01:20:36
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That's fucking hilarious. I dig it. Can you get me off of the big screen? Thank you. right. um but the so big screen there thank you
01:20:51
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eight
01:20:54
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right
01:21:00
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Oh, bro.
Fast Food Fueled Road Trip
01:21:02
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and Not only did I recover, I got up early and I made a freaking like six to seven hour drive that day. Arliss! What's up, Colleen?
01:21:14
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Now my camera died. What up? You didn't even, dude, you made, you had more hours on the road than six or seven hours that day because you left, that was Sunday you did all that driving, wasn't it?
01:21:28
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Yeah, I was like all lovely like ten twelve hour all together probably probably. It was such a fog. Maybe more. i was fueled on weed and cheeseburgers from f freaking Sheets.
01:21:44
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Damn. Damn. That's a crazy day. Sheets is good, man. Why would you ever? I love Sheets, but I've worked there for like three years. I would never eat their burgers.
01:21:56
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That is so gross. Well, now I never will. Now I never will. Thank you. oh Like I said, I was all i was yeah I was I was fueled on I was fueled on weed and burgers from sheets.
01:22:13
Speaker
Brittany just wants that croissant waffle with mac and cheese. Fucking right. I do. fucking. my God. You sent that this morning. All of it. All of it looks so good. Oh, when I went to Bucky's interview.
01:22:27
Speaker
Well, that's... Oh, wait. I don't know. I don't know. Yeah, that was like the...
Food Talk and Smoking Debate
01:22:33
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That's what's coming into Glick's neighborhood. It's a cute little show. but Yeah, it's like the... I'll take that like... All the talking like brisket tacos and the brisket and egg tacos. Dude.
01:22:43
Speaker
So yummy. oh Stop it. it yeah yeah let's this isn't This isn't like food talk. let's not be food talk all I forgot you did this cute little show.
01:22:56
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yeah Sanctuary seizure. give me Give me a camera. Let me see a camera and show me two fingers.
01:23:07
Speaker
Those are the rules, sunshine. we said We're not bringing that up all willy-nilly. Those the rules. Them two fingers again are going where the s sun don't shine. back, Jedi. What up?
01:23:20
Speaker
I never left. I've been here the whole time. What are you talking about? see two fingers. do, too. just don't see a face. I don't see a face, man.
01:23:32
Speaker
don't know. I'm wide up i'm wider for over here, man. I'm quick on the trigger. All right. Look at everybody. What's going on, man?
01:23:44
Speaker
Fear not. I come in peace. You sound like you've been drinking a little bit. I don't drink, sir. I don't drink. I don't smoke. I don't indulge in low vibrational activities.
01:23:59
Speaker
What's low vibrational activities? I don't understand that. I am super low vibration. were What are low vibration activities? Smoking and drinking are two examples of low vibrational activities.
01:24:14
Speaker
Yeah. So what are, so, and that means. What is your definition of low vibration? Hey man, the guy's straight edge. Leave him alone. It'd be a indulging in worldly things. He's square.
01:24:27
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and when when you're giving example You're giving examples, but you're not explaining. You just asked, what's the definition? And I said, engaging in worldly things.
01:24:40
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but yeah But all you're doing is stacking another claim on a claim. You like stumbled upon the wrong panel, sir. That's that's exactly the definition. We are low vibration.
01:24:53
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good vibration i think the chopstick guy knows what's going on like the background i think um good vibration low
01:25:08
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brian wilson r i p brian wilson and we lost i think the chopstick guy knows what's going on i like the background i think um I think you know the truth, right?
01:25:22
Speaker
I could see it from your background. up Sanctuary, he's a meth smoker. He smokes meth. That is high vibration. No, no, no. That's low vibration. He's still an awakened being. He's still an awakened being. He's looking for the truth.
01:25:39
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what my i know my drug choice
01:25:46
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Cheesecake is my drug of choice.
Mustache Comments and Brandon Looney Tunes
01:25:48
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Majestic. Cheesecake is amazing. I didn't i didn't knock him. I said, what's with the mustache guy? I'm just asking. What's the deal with that? he just that guy He's a odd villain. You got a mustache guy, a beard guy, a clean-shaven guy. What the fuck's going on? What's this, a barbershop?
01:26:07
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He's got barbershop going. Yeah, it's it's the before and after. I'm the after, obviously. I think the only normal guy here is Copstick. but That's kind of the vibe of it. It's so funny because he's not.
01:26:23
Speaker
Brittany makes the rules around here, your highness. but No, no. It's Brittany's world, bitch. You all hail Queen Brittany.
01:26:35
Speaker
It's Brittany's world, bitch. You look familiar. I don't know if I've been here before. you a WWE wrestler or something? Where I know you from? Yes, I am. I'm WWE wrestling.
01:26:48
Speaker
I used to be a superstar back in the day. Were you in ECW or something like that? He was doing dark matches. He was known as the Dark Wookie. The Dark Wookie. I don't get a kicker. You racist little bitch.
01:27:03
Speaker
You remind me the fella in the Dudley Boys. Remember those guys, the Dudley Boys? Oh, yeah. Dumbass Dudley. A long time since I heard them. Dumbass Dudley. Yeah, I remember that.
01:27:14
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The Dudley Boys. The Dudley Boys.
01:27:18
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You may have come across this stream a time or two. you know, we've been around for a little hot minute. Wait, let me ask you, have you guys ever ran into Brandon Looney Tunes? Yeah.
01:27:29
Speaker
Yes. Yeah. He's been here. yeah Yes. Yes. Yes. He goes everywhere. Brandon Looney Tunes. Dirty little secret. Yes. He's not my dirty little secret. No.
01:27:48
Speaker
Brandon's well known. Brandon's well known. Brandon's a good kid. He means well but yeah i i won't say i i have nothing mean to say about it he's a good kid he means well but uh he doesn't come around anymore we're a bunch of heathens and sinners we're a bunch of heathens and sinners what'd you do glick what'd you do back um you du and
01:28:19
Speaker
and He just asked me like 20 times if I was following him one night in a live and I'm like, Jesus Christ, I can't say yes anymore. like i only speak one language. If you want, I'll learn how to say yes in 14 other languages. I'm following you, bro. Are you following me?
01:28:35
Speaker
And then he wasn't even following us. And I was like, no That's cold. and You come in here and you disrupt my whole damn street meet to talk about Looney Tunes cartoons and ask me if I'm following you 20 times and then you don't even follow us. He's not even following you. And then he left.
01:28:51
Speaker
And I still follow He's got no idea. I don't know why. He's got no idea what's going on. Yeah, i mean, he's he's a little he's a little special, but he's a good kid, man.
Internet Users and Heated Religion Discussion
01:29:01
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He's a good kid. yeah I just, yeah, no, I just, I think I scared him.
01:29:06
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yeah i mean i wasn't ready i'm under the belief that you ready I'm under the belief that most of us are are like on the higher ah you know a level of the spectrum. like Brandon, you know he's obviously somewhere there on it. but but I think a lot of people that come up to the internet are definitely autistic.
01:29:28
Speaker
you know I'd say at least half of them. I'd say half this panel is definitely autistic. how ah one hundred I'm 100% full on head of steam, helmet wearing, clown eating, retarded.
01:29:43
Speaker
I'll be straight up with you. I've had 14 brain surgeries. I'm definitely a little bit special. You yeah. How about blazing? What's blazing steel? le is high He's just high. or just na I don't think you want to know what he's thinking right now. The hamster wheels are spinning at Blaze's head. like, any moment. That's the crazy part.
01:30:09
Speaker
crazy park i more am boyy i'm I'm just like, I'm soaking all this in right now is what I'm doing. I know exactly what's going on in Blaze's world right now. Blaze is and watching. He's soaking. Absorbing all of it and then i knew once you I'm listening. I'm actively listening is what I'm doing. Full circle now.
01:30:36
Speaker
And then once you say a certain thing, just be ready for it. Just like Drew Hill put out the album, Unleash the Dragon from Drew Hill. We Unleash the Blaze every once in a while. When somebody asks me what my deal is, don't know what they mean.
01:30:54
Speaker
Unleash the Blaze. Who's that art in the chat? He's saying my voice is familiar. who Who's that fella? Well, that's a lady, first and foremost. I know, it's confusing, but that's a lady.
01:31:06
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It's hard to tell, you know, and I mean, we refer to God as a he. So naturally, I refer to everybody as a he when I first meet him. We? We? H-E.
01:31:17
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h e I know. my you said You said we. yeah me and the mouse in my pocket. Me and the mouse in my pocket.
01:31:30
Speaker
So when you meet somebody for the first time, so if you come across somebody online for the first time and you don't know who they are, you just assume they're just a heep?
01:31:44
Speaker
If it's a name like that right there, where you can't tell if it's a guy or a girl, i'm I'm just going to assume you're a heep. Why would you do something like that? Because the man is more superior. The man is more superior. The man is more superior. The man is more superior. I would tell you he's got a chat. Let me ask you a question. Let me ask you a question.
01:32:09
Speaker
Was Adam created first or was Eve created first? you Well, first you have to even like, first you have to demonstrate that is even a thing. Exactly. Was Adam and Eve? Wait, wait, what did you just ask? i got move up You're a presumptuous, whatever it's called.
01:32:28
Speaker
First, you have to like prove to me that Adam and Eve and that whole thing is even real before I even give that. I'll prove to you why it's real. I'll prove to you why it's real. Because um at one point, there was a form of an Adam and Eve, right? Like you always had the first man and the first women.
01:32:47
Speaker
We don't have to get into that story. That story is not necessarily the truth. But you did have the first man and the first women. and i No, actually, no, that isn't it worked. No, it's not. Okay, so how does it work? Educate me.
01:33:00
Speaker
go learn evolution. That's not how it works. You think evolution is the fucking truth? Because science tells you to... Hold on, but you think of magic sky daddy made a man and woman from dirt and a river. It's same. If you think the biblical interpretation of creation is the exact same thing...
01:33:26
Speaker
Can guys pause this so I can get popcorn? And I'll explain to you And I'll explain to you why. You're missing my I'm sorry.
01:33:41
Speaker
so i don't want and i need it went e kill let let me i don't want yeah i dont there we go Let me have a discussion. Let's have a discussion. Let's have a discussion. i agree So, Blazin, let me ask you this.
01:33:55
Speaker
Let me ask you this. You consider the Big Bang Theory scientific. Would I be correct on that? Only when it comes to your mom. What?
01:34:08
Speaker
I consider the scientific methodology applied to... Astrophysics and that is what is the explanation so far is what yeah, sure. Yeah, okay Okay, so what if I told you that the theory of creation and the theory and and the big bang theory are the exact sure I don't You're cutting me off. I'm cutting you off because but you know why out because you've ignored me like three times already, dude. i have but orange You've ignored me.
01:34:39
Speaker
I want evidence. I don't want explanations. I don't want if I told you. I want evidence. There's no evidence of the big bang theory. I don't want your bullshit. There's no evidence in the big game.
01:34:51
Speaker
There's no evidence of NASA. There's no evidence that NASA even exists, dumb dumb. NASA doesn't even exist. You just believe it. You believe it because you're covering on hold of that.
Authority Dispute and Network Dynamics
01:35:02
Speaker
Hold on. Hold on. Hold on. Johnny, get control of your panel, Johnny. You know, I understand you want this equal.
01:35:10
Speaker
know you hold on no i understand that you want this equal exchange of like conversations but literally and from the very beginning dude i asked for evidence and you've done everything other than that you've distracted with let me tell you let me explain do you know this or that you've done everything but just show me fucking evidence You know, blaze is firing. This is tiring. Frustrating. let me ask you this. Oh, my God. Let me ask you this. Let me ask you this. you have anything?
01:35:42
Speaker
You're very emotional. You're very emotional. Let's have a logical discussion. I know. I know. Just stop with the emotions. And you're still ignoring. Yes, I'm frustrated. I'm not ignoring you. Because you keep ignoring. I'm not going to answer the word you want me to answer. I'm going to answer you, but you got to just shut Blaze, you're fucking.
01:35:59
Speaker
You need to just shut up. That's the first thing I can do. yeah Oh, I need to shut up now. I love Before we go further, you're not getting answers based off the way you want me to answer.
01:36:16
Speaker
I didn't drop you, but I'm going mute you right now. do You don't tell me to fucking shut up right now. ah I already did. hi You do not have that power. i already did. Oh, sir, you do not.
01:36:27
Speaker
I already told you to and oh but but you do not Real quick. I myself am believer, okay?
01:36:42
Speaker
But that's not on me to push that on other people. yeah it's That's not on me to push that on other people. I believe in Christ, but that's not me to push that. Exactly. not um That's not what that's about.
01:36:54
Speaker
and but i know yeah you're you're Johnny, you're fine. That was the conversation between me and him. Oh, that's all I was saying. Me being in a believer, it makes the rest of us look bad.
01:37:06
Speaker
you know You don't that on people. You know what? I appreciate you for saying that. Thank you, Johnny. You don't push it on people. They learn by their own. They learn on their own. You shove it down people's throats.
01:37:18
Speaker
again i i already i know what i'm talking about sho down yeah again i already prere cards mother and i knows what i'm talking about right nowpe for all comfortable yeah no man good again da behind that truck stop get you're right it was the dumpster behind wendy's it was not consensual well yeah because i said just fall asleep if it's consensual and after you sniff some chloroform you fell asleep and i'm like well that's the permission i needed the one part i didn't like i will say that is that home skillet said the one part that i didn't like well men are superior to women
01:38:10
Speaker
I'm sorry. I get it, like, they're stronger the body loss, I get that, but, like, ah what the fuck? If somebody does believe, though, it makes the rest of us look bad.
01:38:23
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blaze a Blaze, I kind of stepped to the side of that, but I got to give you props, man. You're like, nobody tells me to shut up on my network. I'm like... yeah's right oh Bro, I got pills. I got pills. I'm like, shit, am I even allowed on this network anymore? This is Blaze's fucking network. I used to get off your panel. That wasn't... no no yeah like Because he was doing exactly what I said he kept doing. King Kong ain't got shit on Blaze on his network. the the right we called you a dumbto and i i Usually I get and and and I I ignore the name calling because I know that's their plea for desperation because again, they're ignoring.
01:39:08
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They don't know what to do. I pigeonhole them. I pigeonhole them like, dude, like just show me and show me and I'll be like, yes, I believe until then.
01:39:19
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then just leave, just stop. Yep. but but Real quick. bla Blaze, you danced him right into a corner, man. You danced him right into corner. Go ahead, John. All I was trying to say is somebody who does believe in profession, you know, as a believer in Christ, that's not how we handle things, how homeboy handled it. That's not how we do things. Yeah, no.
01:39:37
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That gives us a bad look, and i ain't going to have a bad look about what I believe in. I appreciate that, Johnny, but you honestly, youre you're a cool dude. I appreciate and I respect your beliefs, but you don't have to defend that guy. You don't have to stick up for him. you don't I'm defending him. I'm defending myself because of him.
01:39:53
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the Fair enough. That's the thing. When you have to defend your own shit because somebody else makes what you believe and look bad, that's bad luck. i said Johnny's out here doing it the right way.
01:40:05
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okay Trans, you're one of us. We're not kicking you out. You're one of us. Trust me. We don't push that. you Nobody's kicking you out. Hey, you didn't even consult with a Blaze.
01:40:16
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This is his motherfucking network. See, no, and no, no. If that gentleman would just like defended his positions and just like maybe just like in a real way.
01:40:29
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like but just like Just to tag me and like other things and deflect, it's like, dude, just like... He did kind of like point you... Listen to William Lane Craig. At least William Lane Craig has better arguments.
01:40:44
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I mean, come on. Come at me with the archaeological, calm... the calm call the Kalam, Cosmoco, Kalam? You got it. The Colostomy. Anyway, like there's better i believe there's better arguments there other than the fact you need.
01:41:04
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I'm just saying, the moment you attack me, I'm going to attack all i If you ever want to have an actual factual conversation about this, please back and forth, hit me up. I got you, and I won't argue with you either. You know, that's the thing. and That's the thing.
01:41:18
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Blaze, I've seen your hamster wheels to turn in, and I was like, at any moment, this guy's going to say the wrong thing. they this You guys get all but he suck yeah he saw me. He's like, I'm sitting here. what He's going to back himself in the corner, mousetrap, mousetrap. I was waiting for it.
01:41:34
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Even before you – Even before you before he started on you, ah um'm like I'm watching you and I'm like, Blaze, oh, Blaze is about to get in this dude's ass. Oh, for sure. And I'm like, nope, this is Blaze's world. I'm just going to say it. I'm going to give you love, man. You you stepped up and took ownership.
01:41:57
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You're going to tell me to shut up on my goddamn network. um like I'm like, that's my boy right there, motherfucker. I'm serious, man. I'm glad I didn't find out.
01:42:10
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As somebody who does believe, that makes me feel like shit, and I'm sorry that that was handled that way. Don't worry, guys. I handled it the way I think I needed it. was Honestly, it was like, okay, believe or not, but yeah The moment you say a person is less equal than me but because of some other reason is just, I'm done. i just can't. That's just straight And I have to push back.
01:42:36
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you that's just street for you mar shot too and i have to push back I just have oh well i'm just letting you know just good you please guys john Johnny Bones, you don't have to defend yourself. We're ju ru You know what? I'm going to take a bladder bladder break.
01:42:58
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let's Let's do this. Let's do this. Let's cleanse our palates.
01:43:03
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And let's take an actual break. Shut up, Brittany. I just made that, bro. I made that. i made that That was kind of from my heart my and from other areas of my body, too. 0.5. It was, but I also held it back. If I would have released the Kraken, it probably would have rattled your walls in fucking gross Pennsylvania.
01:43:28
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Pennsylvania is gross. I understand. What song are we playing? What song are we playing?
Music Break and Network Programming
01:43:36
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ah You know, let's do... let's do a Let's do a little.
01:43:44
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You know what? I'm going to do with cover here. i love these guys out of Texas. Texas's very own lift the curse with their cover of I Just Died in Your Arms Tonight. These guys were amazing. I'm actually thinking about reaching back out to them.
01:43:56
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Not only am I thinking about reaching back out to them, but I'm thinking about reaching back out to our boys, Blaze, up in Cleveland, Kissing Lillith. Because they've been doing a lot lately. That's what I thought you were going to play. So, okay, if we do that, can we set up an in-person IRL thing?
01:44:17
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which um make Let's make – because i will i'll make that I'll make that drive. We can set something up. ah We might have to do a prerecord on the weekend.
01:44:29
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Are you cool with that? I'm good with the prerecord. I just think – but Now that I have, I'm more able to mobilize. I think that might be a good thing. So anyway, I'm starting, I'm starting my new job Monday, so I don't have the week free like I did before. I've got to go back to working for the man, but, um but absolutely. I'll reach out to him and see if we can set something up and maybe we can take a weekend trip up to Cleveland and hang out the guys and do a prerecorded, do a prerecorded Glicks house of music with kissing Lula. That would be dope. I bet they'd be into it too.
01:45:02
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But not going to play Kissing the Lift. If we take another break later on, I will. But I do want to play some Lift the Curse because I'm going to be reaching out to them very soon because I would love to get the guys back on. Kissing something.
01:45:17
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you So here's a little lift the curse. We're going to take a break so everybody can make their bladder grotter. Go grab some drinks. Go grab a smoke. Go do what you need to do.
01:45:29
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And we'll be right back with it. Here's a little lift the curse with their cover of I Just Died in Your Arms Tonight. I just died in your arms tonight. It must have been something you said.
01:45:40
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I died in your arms tonight.
01:46:02
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Looking for something can't get Broken hearts fly around me And don't see an easier way to get out of this Tirey sits by the bedside table The curtains are closed, the cats in the cradle Who would have thought
01:46:34
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It must've been something you said I just started in your arms tonight Oh, I, I just started in your arms tonight It must've been some kind of kiss should've walked away I should've walked away
01:47:01
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stops for feel and like this on the surface i a name i
01:47:14
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I'm
01:47:50
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kind case should have walked away I should have walked away It was a long, hard night She made it easy She made it feel right Oh, but now it's over And the moment is gone
01:48:14
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not my i know i
01:48:47
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I just died I just died
01:49:12
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I died in your arms tonight It must have been some kind of chaos
01:49:46
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Sarah, a little lift the curse with their cover of I Just Died in Your Arms tonight. Y'all go check them out everywhere. Lift the curse. Go show them some love. Let the guys know that Glick sent you. They'll know who you I'm talking about.
01:50:00
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Welcome back to Nonsensical Nonsense, everybody. We had to take a little quick break. We had to cleanse our palates. Make sure you guys check us out on all the social medias. Don't forget, we do have shows seven days a week. We are, well, six-ish days a week. We're basically back up to full power.
01:50:17
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Wally is back, so he's doing his thing.
01:50:21
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We've created a new Wednesday night gimmick, which is going to be interesting because you never know who's going to be there or what we're going to be doing or what we're going to be talking about. We're calling it Wild Card Wednesday.
01:50:33
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And then, of course, all the other all the other shows that we do. Tune in this Tuesday night to Glick's House of Music. I will say this. This is something I've been wanting to do for a hot minute. So tune in this Tuesday night, 8 p.m., 7 p.m. We'll figure out the time.
01:50:49
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ah Eastern time to Glick's House of Music because I'm going to be playing DJ and I'm going to be playing a lot of music. There's going to be very little talk from my dumb ass.
01:51:00
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But a whole lot of music. Shut up, Brittany. but Shut up, Brittany. Now we tell her a show for your network.
01:51:14
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I'm a part of the network now too. yeah i guess that I got verification today. yeah I saw Brittany a few hours ago. she's She's part of the family. She's part of the network. And now all of a sudden, her britches got real fucking brink.
01:51:33
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but no they brain i not hard Real brink. Words are hard. Shut up. Don't point out my... Don't, don't just shut up. but somebody tells but me to show up on the nonsensical network now but issues they not actually yeah I'm actually excited for, uh, for, uh, for this Tuesday night because I'm just playing nothing but music. I'm going to give you guys two or three hours and nothing but music from former guests of Glickshouse and music. So tune in. It's going to be dope, man.
01:52:07
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It's going to be it's goingnna be a lot of fun. But anywho, it's Saturday night. Back into stoner mode. Too quick, not speaking. jump trench know that Shut
01:52:23
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might have been one of the coldest lines. I'm going to say one of because I'm sure if I go back and think about it. but That might have been one of the coldest lines ever dropped on a nonsensical nonsense.
Memorable Lines and Movie Opinions
01:52:34
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ah Nobody tells me to shut up on my network, bitch. That was awesome. That was fucking awesome. I'll tell you to mute. I'll tell you to shut mute. Bye. Bye, Felicia. It's like I channeled my inner Matt Delaunay. I swear to God.
01:52:51
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it's like i felt i entered i channeled my inner matt dla honey it sort to go If you don't know that reference, go listen to Matt Dillon. Go so back to watch the video of you just sitting there, like, just mulling over what he's saying. You can just see the gears going. and Okay, we can move past this. The moments are red.
01:53:16
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Anyways, anyways, we're back on to having fun. Just follow us everywhere, bio.link slash nonsensicalnetwork. We got... to Jedi's out getting high.
01:53:28
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Nunchucks is probably barbecuing something. Johnny Bongs is doing Johnny Bongs. So they're both smoking something. We got Brittany Vich in the building.
01:53:42
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We got the resident nonsensical network pit bull Blaze in the building. And you guys know me. I'm Glick. So give us a follow. Give us a like. Give us a share. And make sure you subscribe. Do all the things, man.
01:53:55
Speaker
Because we're awesome. We're pretty goddamn amazing. I'm just saying. it's It's been a while since I've done that. I know. And I knew it was good. And I'd seen it coming. And I was like, nope.
01:54:06
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It's only a matter of time before he targets plays. It's been while since I've done that. Yeah. and so with the car This time it wasn't whiskey-fueled, though. It's not a dream-fueled.
01:54:18
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When Blaze gets quiet. Alice. Alice, man. She's taking you to Wonderland, baby. Follow the cat. follow the follow that what was Follow the white rabbit. That's what it is.
01:54:31
Speaker
The chihuahua. Blaze ain't no damn chihuahua. He's my... No, fuck that. I love that movie. Alice is in the movie. alice amazingsing movie The one with Johnny Depp?
01:54:46
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No, even the Disney one. That's when I would watch some the Disney movies.
01:54:52
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it was like i would watch some of the jizzies tv movie yeah I do like some old Disney. Here's something. The old Pete's Dragon is like my one time only most favorite Disney movie ever made.
01:55:10
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It's got a play special place in my heart. and i'll fight you I'll fight you about it. The dragon is good. What do you mean? It's great. You know what? That movie be fucking blows, Blaze.
01:55:26
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ah ah you don No, but seriously, no. It's just a really good fucking movie, man. think No, it's a good movie. and it Dude, I heard that it's... I'm going to ask you this because you're... haven't seen the remake and I won't watch it.
01:55:45
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no no No, no, no. I'm going to ask you this because I you know i learned this i learned this in my in my DUI class recently. You're an addict and you have a tolerance level. ah but heard I've heard if you if you watch the original Pete's Dragon um on some special treats, it's a pretty wild ride.
01:56:09
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Have you ever done that? I knew it. I knew it. And yes, confirm that. Yes, yes. Yes and no. That's the fucking movie I had. That was like one the first movies I watched when I got reintroduced to weed.
01:56:24
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was like, no, there was a period of time where I was like, I need to watch some old movies on weed now. And that's what I for little bit, yes. And that was definitely one of them.
01:56:36
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And yes, it definitely elevated that movie.
Drugs and Movie Experiences
01:56:40
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Nice. right but What about, what about, what about, that but hey, this is the new segment on Nonsense and Cold Nonsense where Glick asks druggies things about movies. Yeah.
01:56:54
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What about like, I don't know. I'm going to call you a drug addict, but I know you're not a drug addict. I don't know. know so so here's here like okay So here's here's the thing. i don't I don't want to devalue the the stigma of drug addicts. like That's important. yeah that is yeah is That is a disease. and but I do drugs. I have a habit on drugs.
01:57:19
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I do it for recreational purposes. I know what I'm doing. Yada, yada, yada. With that being said, go ahead. And I don't do drugs, but I have questions.
01:57:30
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And I'm not going to go to the east side of town and ask the method these questions because I might get stabbed. i would if I would. I would.
01:57:40
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you I'm on two different earthly elements right now. right
01:57:51
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day like day That one gets a star. going to say, if you want to share, you can share. a we right Okay, you have a question for me, Glenn. And Brittany, you can answer this question, too.
01:58:12
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Because I've heard a lot of stories about this. And some and some from some of my some of my other friends who recreationally enjoy things. you know things Pink Floyd's the wall when you're messed up.
01:58:27
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Oh, yeah, Johnny Bong's. Yeah, you're like, dude, you're always so quiet. And I'm like, I forget you're here. Like, I'm going to be a dick, but forget Johnny Bong's is here sometimes. And just randomly drop one-liner or just be like, yeah And I'm like, oh, shit, Johnny's here.
01:58:42
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but When I speak, it's valuable. You're right. You 100% right, Johnny. everything Everything you say is 100% amazing. so um that i turnt on here This is definitely a Johnny input as well.
01:58:58
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Yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah, it is.
01:59:02
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Pink Floyd's the wall because I know as somebody who does not partake in recreational ah activities, there the the wall fucks me up sober.
01:59:13
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So I can only imagine what it does to you guys. Literally every time would take the three and a half hour drive. It's mental experience. A three and a half hour drive with my brother down to like Ocean City, Maryland.
01:59:31
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um I would play Pink Floyd and just like, just chief super hard. Have you watched the movie?
01:59:43
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Have you watched the movie? Pink Floyd, the wall. Of course I have. Yes. Yeah, like, is it is it really, is the experience everything everything everybody says it is for you guys? I haven't watched it. I haven't watched it that high, so... when you when you when you guys are When you guys are doing your low vibrations... I'm just always curious about that, because that movie... I mean...
02:00:09
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i just i'm just always curious about that because that movie
02:00:14
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i mean um you I don't know. I haven't watched it when I wasn't high, so I couldn't tell you if it's any different. yeah that movie trip That movie trips me out when I'm 100% sober, so I can imagine what it's like for you guys who partake in other activities.
02:00:34
Speaker
Wait, what movie? ah Big hug for the big motherfucking the fucking hug thug himself on Dragon Ball. and trafficable guys oh ah for muscle um what's up with you What's up with you in your hug thuggery, my man?
02:00:57
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What's up, dude? Good to see you, bro. Yes, all all the love. you guys You guys never fail. How are you?
02:01:09
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Your beard is a masterpiece, sir. Okay. And some... My friends would contest to this when I'm on the ticket to Wonderland. My expressions and my emotions a little bit extra strong.
02:01:23
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Dude, Untrackable, you are the most amazing, huggable person I probably know in my life right now. Like, yes. Yes. So that's why I say the huggable right there.
02:01:35
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It's weird. Very weird. ah i would I would love to touch you too, but you see, I have a checking and a savings, so I don't think the money would go through. How are you doing, man? are doing?
02:01:58
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Good to have you back. and
02:02:03
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No, it's always good to see you. and Excuse me, sorry. Where did everybody else go? I'm here. They disappeared from their assholes.
02:02:15
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I heard a I'm here from someone. Why does it smell like butt? Why does it smell like butt sex in here? It was only gone for 10 minutes. What'd guys do? I'm here.
02:02:27
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I smell colors. They just, they took their thumbs out their asses finally. I feel like it has something to do with Blaze. Huh. probably he's gone he's probably pooping right now but section bed
02:02:44
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so what is it okay is it okay for blaze to be blaze it's always okay for blaze to be blaze that's his name yeah yeah that's only way i know how to be if he was a condiment he would be blay a naze a and god see Okay, Jedi, see, this is what I'm saying. You could do stand-up. You really could.
02:03:12
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yeah oh know You have these quick remarks sometimes. I don't think she's seen it. Seen what? Uh-oh.
02:03:23
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I don't know if I want to see it. i don't know. it's It's kind of funny that um somebody can say bad words about another person and label it as comedy and they're like, oh, million dollar contract.
02:03:39
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But if I want to give people hugs, it's like you are a predator.
02:03:46
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Bro, if that's the case, you're hugging wrong. ah ah Oh, you're a predator. Just because you slipped your pinky around back.
02:03:58
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yeah Y'all kill me. Oh my God. yeah i mean, we're all getting paid and you just legalize it. They can take the taxes from it. So suck my dick.
02:04:10
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Oh, wait, no, we were filming something here. you guys Why do you have a skinny window? Like you're not like a full, you're not the full. You just like this little sliver of him.
02:04:22
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but What is this? because he just He doesn't have it. rub Every I deleted something i've deleted something so I can upload this. Because Brittany apparently has not seen this.
02:04:35
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Wait, what did not see? My God, it's uploading. There it goes. That is so funny.
02:04:48
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that is so funny i mean what's please I made that wild. I made that wild back, Oh, my. Yeah. We got the low-fat Blayonnaise in the bottom middle. He doesn't even have a full fucking square.
02:05:07
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He's reduced calories down south. Look at that. Yeah, Blayonnaise is – what's that word I'm looking for? Introduced? Shut up, fuck.
02:05:23
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Never mind, I'm done. Joke done. Intrude. Intrude. Intrude. I've never quite heard it like this before, Britton. Intrude. Infuse. Infuse with 50% THC. That's what I was trying to say.
02:05:37
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Infuse. Hashtag words of heart.
02:05:44
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oh hasag was the I need to remember that use that sometime.
Infuse Struggles and Network Roles
02:05:53
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Someone's coming. I'm pretty sure a few of us on panel know what confused means. And congratulations to Marv. It's Father's Day.
02:06:06
Speaker
confused means don't click Give him a full square. has he done to deserve that? He's got a fucking, he's got a, it's horizontal. He's got a verticalized it. i What do you want me to do? Drive to North Carolina and fucking turn his phone for him?
02:06:27
Speaker
If you really cared about, if you really cared about the blazing network, you would. and The Blazical Network? Network? So so there was this only one time? get No, no. Blaze, take ownership. This is just as much yours as it is mine, man. i I feel awkward being in the middle of this power struggle.
02:06:53
Speaker
No, no. You made it that way. Dude, I was so funny when Blaze said that because I wanted him to take... yeah i remember the first time Remember the first time you guys offered to give me access to the network? What did I say? i was stoned as fuck that way.
02:07:11
Speaker
Oh, what did I say? that That's a surprise, but go on. but I might've been drunk that night when you said it, but I'm sure it was along the lines of, I don't want that kind of responsibility. It was still like, I was like, no, yeah, was something along those lines. I was like, you know, yeah. Blaze came in, man. And Blaze came in like a force.
02:07:39
Speaker
And, and I was so happy to have, and I'm still, i I tell him every day how much I appreciate him. I love this guy. And, uh, And I was like, hey, man, I want to give you access. You know, I want you to be a part of the network, blah, blah, blah. And he was like, yeah, I can't handle that kind of responsibility. Like, that's what it was.
02:08:01
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But then, Blaze came in like a wreck. For months, months went by before I realized. was like, okay, now I am.
02:08:12
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But like, seriously. Months went by before you realized you were part of the network? That makes sense. He just show didn't even know. He just showed up and didn't even know where it was at. I mean, it's kind of like the same with me. Yeah.
02:08:26
Speaker
yeah He had like his own show and everything and he actually rebranded his first show and he was finally like, yeah, like I'll go ahead and take that. let me How do I get, how do I get some power around here? And I'm like, I tried to get three months ago, bro. How do I get power around here? Wait, that's actually, that would was that would be a great name for a show, Blaze.
02:08:49
Speaker
The Blaze Power Hour. Let's go. fucking oh Yes, do that. I yeah use No, no. No, Blaze i need is actually... I am the...
02:09:02
Speaker
i am the i am the I am the egotistical maniac of the nonsensical network. Blaze is actually very humble. you know That's why i tell him on a daily basis how much I appreciate him and how much he means to me here on the network. But I'm um' glad that you finally du finally took ownership tonight, man. That was awesome. I love that fucking shit. That was fucking awesome. We need to like get a clip of that part like right there when he says that. I hope you won't fucking find it.
02:09:31
Speaker
on my network what i just i will i will say this i did not ban him he's still able to come up on another side he banned himself when he felt your power he just needs to like level that And you see, that's a great thing. i didn't I didn't have to step in.
02:09:51
Speaker
I didn't have to step in and protect Blaze. Blaze knows he's got power out here. He can mute him. He can kick him out. He can get rid of him. All I got to do is sit back and watch. I'm selective. Let me, Blaze. It was amazing.
02:10:03
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thing He's very selective. Holy shit. I miss living in South Carolina, too. Oh, Churchill changed your profile pic. There you go. down now that Now you won't confuse me. There we go.
02:10:20
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I gave him this power ranger. It's more for time. What really ticks me off about that is you this person that is literally has this opportunity to be like, you know what? I'm going to be a equal accepting human.
02:10:33
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what what what ticks me what what really ticks me off about that is it like you got this person that is literally has this opportunity to be like you know what i'm just going to be a equal accepting human And I'm not going to just assume something about somebody I don't know of.
02:10:51
Speaker
No, he ignored that opportunity. Be like, I'm going to put my foot down and I'm going to wreck my fucking penis. And I'm going to slap it down like I'm a fucking authority. You are what I say you are.
02:11:01
Speaker
Now, fuck that. That's when I became unhinged. Yes, everything you're saying, Blaze. But you would also be the green Power Ranger if you were a Power Ranger. because i Because I smoke weed. Exactly. That's what I going to say.
02:11:18
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That's exactly it. I'd be the date Power Ranger. Oh, fuck.
02:11:25
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You'd be the Power Ranger always protecting the 7-Eleven so your munchies are always safe. Hey, we got Snortney Cox.
02:11:38
Speaker
Hey, fuck. I keep forgetting about that. No, he's surviving on sheep's burgers, remember? if you're going to say green, what shade of green? Because it could also be olive green.
02:11:53
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And then what is your pal? It's all encompassing. All the shades of green would be Blaze as a Power Ranger. Sweet green. That's eight snorts now.
02:12:05
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yeah look His fucking zord would just be an angry bud coming at to fuck your shit up. Shit, now I'm doing it. Most olives that I've ever seen, have a they they have a red rocket inside, so beware of the olives.
02:12:25
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That's a dog dick. That's a dog dick, yeah. That's what he said.
02:12:33
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Red Rock, Red Rock. Quit snorting, but makes me laugh harder. i I'm trying not to. When I hold my nose, when I snort, I do like a ah snort like in my throat and it comes out like.
02:12:52
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What? It just fills like a fucking balloon. She just inflates and then just lets it go. Oh, yeah. Like bald man.
02:13:07
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ah yeah 11. 12. Stop. I think we killed Brittany. Brittany's done. She's done. We 86ed her ass. I just want you guys to know. I just want you guys to know that.
02:13:29
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i just i just want you guys to know i just want you guys to know that Brittany and I were talking earlier and she said, hey, oh, damn, Brian, I got a, oh, Brian, have a good night, brother.
02:13:41
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Okay, Brian's gone. Brian's gone. We got rid of that guy. You know he met Kane Hodder? Squirrel. Fuck you, MK. I love you, bro. it um fuck m k i love you bro MK, where have you been? and how have you been i ain't seen you in a hot fucking minute, brother. MK is such a good dude, but he he trolls me better than anybody on the internet.
02:14:08
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MK loves me. That's my boy. that's my guy and some people get up company my god what yeah here Peter Peter Piper fucking sucking dick for peppers is is an
02:14:25
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well no so i was i was talking to british britney messes yeah at bre was i was talking to brittanney earlier she messaged me and she was like but yeah bro it's saturday know what that means i'm like i have no fucking idea what's gonna happen next she just she just left the message at that like you know what that means and i'm like jesus christ i don't even want to this is this like a is this like a choose your own adventure book britney what what happens on saturdays so so i'm like
02:15:03
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so so i'm like I don't know what happens next, Brittany. She's like, you know. but and that's where she left it at. And I'm like, I have no idea. You know what? That's smart, though.
02:15:16
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Always keep them guessing. Brittany's smart. Brittany knows. talking we were talking We were talking about tonight's show. So I didn't have something to do with the show. And she's just like, you know.
02:15:28
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You know, there was a false. Brittany, don't choke on your cotton candy and don't snort any of it.
02:15:39
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but fall for it i am not any of that. ya did he send that to you two yeah i was like i won't is that a groupex i Yeah, he put it in our group text.
02:15:58
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and anyway like why like the The conversations with Brittany are just, even in our group chat, it's just, you just never know. It's just she's like, you know.
02:16:11
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bro. I'm like, you're not, bro. I'm just not even engaged in this. If you don't know, you better ask somebody. You better ask somebody.
02:16:25
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you I love that Tarantula is keeping count of the snorts tonight. We got a snort counter going. Good one.
02:16:35
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This is not right, man. one. I'm thinking I'm snorting. people brand your nine problems and a snort eightin one um
02:16:49
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thinkno
02:16:58
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ah ah lord of mercy Ladies and gentlemen, you never know what's going happen on a Saturday night. That is for sure. We got my man Lady Jedi in the building.
02:17:09
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haven't seen you in forever either. I was going to say, I haven't been here for a minute. I'm so glad. Speaking of, motherfucker. Look at this motherfucker.
02:17:21
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Motherfuckers snorting cocks. Give me a line powder and a post. Click on. yeah yeah yeah Okay.
02:17:32
Speaker
Okay. That is winning the chat right now. That is fucking epic. There's a lot to undress in this comment, Peter. Fucking pepper.
02:17:48
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Give me line of powder and a dose Glick on my
02:18:02
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now i think that's the line right there give me a light of poter and don' click on monday baby you like like a and how do you make that into a drink no don that and A lot of powder and a glick on my dick.
02:18:21
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It's like the glick in it all over again. I need to drop out and come back. I'm getting a lot of... love but I'll be back. He's getting a lot of fucking sparkle fairies coming at him.
02:18:37
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and yeah She's to start a swimmer's nose belt to stop the bullying from Lacey. I didn't bully anybody. Holy shit. you need to back me up snorty cox oh god that burnt i actually did choke on my cotton candy you're the first person in history that can choke on something that dissolves when there's moisture around it's like choking on water
02:19:08
Speaker
It's starting to get hard because the air is in the air. That's like choking on dry semen. It dissolves. If you choke on cotton candy, but not my type of girl. It's starting to get because the air is in the air.
02:19:24
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And I don't care about whatever. ah <unk>s Just like M&M's, in your mouth, not in your hands. Wait, that's not the same. Melts in your throat, not in your hands. okay
02:19:38
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i'm not ah I'm not. She's not a throat girl. I'm not going partake. I'm not going to partake in this conversation.
02:19:51
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How many beers have you had far? It's because you're too busy choking, Brittany. You can't partake in the conversation. Hey, guys, you really like it. I've had more than four. I've had... I just opened my eighth one. just... More than four dicks? Yeah, I just...
02:20:07
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um more than four days haven time just yeah Four dicks. That's fucking boring. I need at least 12 or 12. Glick is currently at the train station because they're running on him.
02:20:22
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and Impressive. Woo woo, bitches. Yes, queen. Shut up.
02:20:31
Speaker
Shut up. It's pride in my thought. juney fucking asshole Love is love. What a bunch of twats. Shut up. You're getting roasted, bro. Shut up, Tranchel.
02:20:45
Speaker
Nobody tells Tranchel to shut up on her network. but yeah I run these streets, motherfucker. Blaze, you're muted. I? No, you're just fake laughing. Okay.
02:21:05
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listen Oh, there he is. I couldn't hear you laughing. Look at this beautiful creature that just finally came back. How are you doing, you handsome son of a bitch?
02:21:18
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trying to... I'm doing very well. um I drink 16 to 20. I was left my own business until I heard twat, and then i i got I got kind of horny. Your ears perked up. What? What?
02:21:32
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what yeah yeah It looks like somebody said 12. Well, it's 20 now? Seriously, did I snort? I don't even realize it half the fucking time. Now you're pointing it out.
02:21:47
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I'm sorry. I only did it because tarantulas are pointing in it out. It's like that song. Come on, come on, come on, come on, come on. And it gets stuck in your head. You just can't stop but do it.
02:22:00
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You did it to me again, motherfucker. Come on, come on, come on.
02:22:05
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No, people point it out at work. shit it's It is what it is. right just Oh, my gosh. Dude, yeah, she puts Red Bull in her beer.
02:22:18
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There's nothing worse than a freaking drunk that people see. yeah you welcome i That was this guy in the early two thousand
02:22:27
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yeah so I just recently learned just recently learned in a class that I took, tarantula, 16 to 20 beers a night makes you a raging alcoholic. That DUI class lifts you up, bro.
02:22:40
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kind of level like just I just learned in the class that I took that you should shut the fuck up when you talk about other people's prompts. Okay.
02:22:54
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Okay. Okay. Sonorani Cox is at 22. Now she's at 26 minimum.
02:23:05
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You're going for a world record, Brittany, and I support you. Thanks. appreciate it well vote for smarty cacks yes snartney cats 2028.
02:23:21
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did i what wait like imagine there i so to Your campaign speeches will be amazing. Blaze, you're not wrong. That goddamn DUI class has had me fucked up seven ways from Sunday, bro.
02:23:37
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I'm watching that. like it's an It's an online course, and I'm cursing at this guy. I'm like, don't have a fucking problem, bro. I'm not an alcoholic. and and then And then like 700,000 times throughout this 12-hour course, the guy told me that I was going to get another DUI. I'll probably get three more in my, and I'm like, I'm going to get another DUI.
02:24:00
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So you shared you shared some of that with me. And the whole time i'm reading this shit, I went online and looked somewhere. like, they're not trying to rehabilitate you to not to to be a better driver.
02:24:14
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They're guilt tripping you to never drinking again or enjoying an alcoholic beverage. It has nothing to do with like making you a better person in society. It's it's about to give you anxiety and paranoia.
02:24:27
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forget I mean, but it works. so thanks that being mean It does. It does work. It does. That's the bad part. It makes the world...
02:24:39
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I think it does raise question of what is good for you. And I put that in quotation. What is good for you? Is it to, you know, have some sort of perfect health and perfect religion and perfect job?
02:24:56
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And, hey, guess what? You have to take what you get on the daily. And it is... not every using this Everything is perfect for every person. yeah you no not Yeah. Absolutely nothing is perfect forever. Exactly. You will be in constant pursuit of something, whether it is sustenance or happiness or relationship or safety or something. You will be in constant pursuit of these things.
02:25:27
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And, you know, for us at the, you know, I would say middle-ish or middle Middle bottom ish. It's like, hey, nobody's coming to save us.
02:25:40
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we We are the workers, but I'm OK with it. And so I'm allowed to be happy each and every day because I know where I am. I know what I'm about. And I know.
02:25:52
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agree with so So so ah will but I will say this. I will say this about the quote unquote DUI class.
DUI Class Impact and Trauma Index
02:26:02
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For somebody for somebody who actually has a problem and somebody is who is a repeat offender and for somebody who does engage in activities that they shouldn't, it's probably useful.
02:26:16
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But for somebody like me who is 43 years old and doesn't drink and drive, and has never gotten in trouble, never gotten a DUI or anything like that. It really, it was 12 hours of them guilt tripping the hell out of me.
02:26:28
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And I'm going to see if I can find this. There was a study that was done in 1980. I think it was. And I sent it to Blaze. I know I took a screenshot of it. And I sent it to Blaze because it was ah it was a study. was And it was like five questions to ask yourself.
02:26:51
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And I now I'm, yeah, I'm way too deep into my photos for I was in the military, they had us convinced that you planned to drink every week,
02:27:04
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i was in the when i was in the military they had us convinced that if you planned to drink every week you were alcoholic, but they to make sure yetie but they wanted to make sure you had a plan when you drank to make sure you got home safe. So I never understood. Here we go. Wait, we know what all five questions are already. It's why are you gay?
02:27:35
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That's all five questions. Yes. I mean, no. Wait. Maybe? Possibly? i don't know. ah he tried dick.
02:27:49
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I will tell you. i I tried dick 20 or 30 times. Does it make me gay? yeah i will you I will tell you right now. I will tell you why I'm gay.
02:28:00
Speaker
And that is because you are so sexy. Like, I've never been like this. But
02:28:10
Speaker
Oh, man, the things I would do to the face. What song is she talking about? Ready to get control of your panel. certain trick so like to Let me know what song you're talking about. I don't know what you're talking about. That's why i kept it there. So here it is.
02:28:25
Speaker
So here it is. Okay, you go. And then can I go for a second about the whole rehab like and alcohol and shit? No.
02:28:36
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Fuck you. I'm going anyways. I'm dying.
02:28:41
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No, like my ex. God, damn, you're really 95 pounds. Dang, Shoddy. Damn, girl. Dang, Shoddy. Wow.
02:28:52
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but Way to be sympathetic. Dang, Shoddy. Well, i'm I don't weigh much more. Oh, I drink a bottle. Yeah, well, yeah, I was just saying, you're not much a.
02:29:04
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so removed it. But no, my ex- I don't know who she loves. went to rehab like five different times, but they're not like rehabs.
02:29:16
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They're like spas, basically. They have pools and like hot dogs. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Like fancy-ass rich people shit. I'll have it here. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
02:29:28
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Exactly. Yeah, right. Damn, I am a fucking alcohol. Sign me up. Sign me up. Yep.
02:29:34
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And then when I get a little three years ago, I'm ready for it. Yeah. can i like how on that i feel I feel like they should put me in an eight week rehabilitation course. And then as soon as I get out, on right now too i and then as and then as soon as I, and then as soon as I get out, I'm going to, I'm going to fall off the wagon and I'm going to have to go back.
02:29:55
Speaker
exactly yeah do Yeah, sure. So, so check this out. So this was part of my DUI class. This is the trauma index. This was Skinner, H-A-O-S, Chauffeur, Ray, Roy R, town Israel, blah, blah, blah, internal medicine.
02:30:11
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ah this is This is from 1984. It is sexy. It is very sexy. Hold on a second. since Since your 18th birthday, ask yourself these five questions.
02:30:26
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Have you had any fractures or dislocation ah dislocations to bones or joints?
02:30:37
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The answer of the question is yes or no. what what was well What was the question? The question is, since there's five questions, since your 18th birthday, have you had any fractures and or dislocations to bones or joints?
02:30:54
Speaker
Yes. Multiple. he You drank so hard you broke your foot? No, just answer the question with a yes or no. yeah you Tell me if you drank or not. oh Go on.
02:31:06
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um tri Question number two. Have you been injured in a road traffic accident? Yes or no? Yes, I have. yeah think I think I have, probably.
02:31:18
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Untrackable is not. Question three. Have you injured your head since you were 18 years old Yes. yeah I think it's clear that I have. Yes. Yes, I have. Brittany's got that brain damage. Just a few of months ago, I fell off a staircase and hit my head really hard. What the fuck, Brittany?
02:31:39
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don't understand what I had. Hold on, hold on, Blaze. Hold on, Blaze. Let me get this. Unshackable is not injured in his head.
02:31:48
Speaker
untrackable is not injur his hit but To the windows, to the wall. To hear that sword echo my walls.
02:31:58
Speaker
Is the third question, does the sweat drop down your balls? That song, yes! To the windows, to the walls. To hear that sword echo the walls. I'm meeting myself. I'm meeting myself. Fuck this.
02:32:19
Speaker
No, Brittany, you're not allowed to meet yourself. Sorry. So the fourth question in this is, have you been injured in an assault or a fight, excluding sports activities since you were 18?
02:32:32
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Yes. Yes. Aye.
02:32:37
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Okay. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah britney says yes is that i can't imagine you ever getting in a fight who's that bitch that broke your heart the fifth question is have has your heart been this is this five this is my five questions that this is this is this is five questions that they're asking you and the questions should be the most important and the fifth question finally and a dui class that determines if you have a drinking and or substance problem the fifth and final question
02:33:09
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and the and Why are you gay? Have you been injured? Have you been injured after drinking? Yes, we all have.
02:33:21
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you know so victor but their whole thing their whole thing is using The whole thing is a correlation causation fallacy only to guilt put you into enjoying that. We got a blaze button going on here. but a Hold on a second. So two so at the end of this at the end of this trauma index, it says two or more positive answers, which are yeses, indicate...
02:33:46
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Probably alcohol problems. Well, I can tell you what I can answer all four of those questions or all five of those questions with yes. But four of those questions had nothing to do with me drinking that caused injuries.
02:34:00
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and i sweet still But your injuries made you want to drink away the pain. I don't think there's anybody with a PhD involved in writing this question.
02:34:16
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ah Have you ever been injured you know like after drinking? And I gotta say yes to that. Because I was at a bar. It was an uppity place.
02:34:28
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And there was this little pond with a little stanchion fence that was probably about like a foot and a half tall. And um there was a long line for the bathroom.
02:34:39
Speaker
So I decided it was like, hey, I'm i'm just going to walk out here. online is And I'm going to piss in the pond. Little did I know that they had those, um you know, when you have these trees, these younglings and weak dirt.
02:34:54
Speaker
and And you tie them down yeah one side, this side, one side, that side. I tripped on those stanchions ah and I landed on a peg.
02:35:05
Speaker
Oh, you got pegged. You got pegged is what you're trying to say. yeah I, bro, I got pegged right in my ribs. And you know what? I've lied before and said, yeah, i got stabbed one time. they did it If they pegged you the ribs, they did it wrong.
02:35:24
Speaker
Why is it? will why is it I was just trying to take a piss, bro. And I tripped on these random goddamn landscaping lines and got stabbed by something didn't see. know what I'm talking about? The road to hell is paved with good intentions.
02:35:45
Speaker
And your good intention was just to go pee. But then you got pegged in the ribs because they didn't find your butthole. Well, when when when i ah crawl through the levels of hell.
02:35:56
Speaker
at least i At least I had some practice first, you know what i'm saying? Blaze, are you frozen like that? Or is that just, you're just super... Yeah, I think he's frozen. I took a picture of him and I sent it to him once that...
02:36:08
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yeah Honestly, with Blaze, you never know. I didn't know if he was frozen or if I was just like a pose he was trying. It might just be paused right paused my camera. I paused my camera.
02:36:19
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ah Okay, so you did that intentionally? I did. I did. I did. Like last time. If you have a thing like that, like, oh, shit. Blaze is sending a message. Just wait to until fucking me you see what I do with that pause.
02:36:36
Speaker
Oh, no. Uh-oh. Uh-oh. She's got some edit skills. You
02:36:50
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didn't edit it. You just took a picture of it. Yeah, but I'm... Brittany has some compromising photos of the Blazin' Network chief of staff. Yeah, dude.
02:37:04
Speaker
Oh, no. Oh, no. Fuck, where'd it go? That's a Pop-Tart wrapper. Shit! It's loud. Why is your Pop-Tart wrapper so fucking loud? Right? I know. It's horrible. Why is it so loud?
02:37:23
Speaker
Gross. It's like the equivalent of chewing on tinfoil for my ears. hey I'm so sorry, guys. I said that. I'm glad you did that. That was the funniest thing for the last 20 minutes. Damn it.
02:37:36
Speaker
Your pop-up rapper sounded louder than the fucking bombs landing in Tehran. Oh, please. You make computer animations? I'm i'm intrigued.
02:37:49
Speaker
What's up? can you Can you reopen that picture and save it to the chat?
02:37:57
Speaker
Or not? oh Snapchat fucking charges a motherfucker to reopen a picture that you fucking post as a dome. Yeah, I can do that. I know, right? Yeah, we talked.
02:38:08
Speaker
Oh, well, I didn't respond back to that. I forgot to. That's what I forgot. Remember, I was like, I wanted to say something else, but I forget. That's what I wanted to talk to you about.
02:38:20
Speaker
Later. Three days later. Weed, guys. Smoking. Nerds. we got got you mos nus Oh, shit. Glick is back, which means sexy is back.
02:38:35
Speaker
He brought it back. Goddamn right. You're beautiful son of a bitch. Goddamn you, Jedi. i love you. You're perfect. Hell yeah, bro. John Mayer said it best. I'm glad somebody thinks that. I'm glad somebody thinks that.
02:38:49
Speaker
I don't know if it was John Mayer that said it or not. but Justin Timberglick. Justin Timberglick. I'm bringing sexy back. That's what I've been thinking of the whole time, but I just don't want to comment on it because he's not.
02:39:07
Speaker
It's going to be mine. Ooh. Ooh.
02:39:14
Speaker
Ditched again. He ditched again. I have to go fucking tranchise. Tranchise down with a line of powder. Jedi mind. Fuck off. I've been I've been claimed by the chat.
02:39:25
Speaker
Hell yeah. Listen here, Tranch. I will fight you because Jedi has been mine since the first time he came in here. I go and watch Shaman's panel and them son of bitches, they disrespect my Jedi and I won't allow it.
02:39:40
Speaker
The Jedi comes in here and all I do is love him. i do All I do is love Jedi. Even though in the beginning... Every time i come to the Nonsensical Network, it's just like a big warm hug.
02:39:51
Speaker
I love it.
02:39:54
Speaker
Even though when Jedi first came here, I did tell him he was a fake he was a fake Jedi. That's true. But we've since... I just talked dirty to him because I knew he liked it.
02:40:07
Speaker
and Talk dirty to me. He likes to tap into my Sith side. i do. I'm like, hey, show me your dark side, little little transparent boy. I was trying not to sound creepy, but I was like, fuck it, I'm just going to embrace the creepy. And I called you little boy, and I The creepy part was the funniest part, even though I'm a little freaked out. Not because you're a little boy, but because I'm sure I'm so much bigger than you. And I would just look down at you and be like, what's up, little Jedi?
02:40:39
Speaker
That's what I should have said. could have called you. No. Okay. Okay. Brittany, get control of your panel. but um um you can changing your mind on who's in control you always you come to the i your from Come to the Glick side,
02:40:59
Speaker
tiny jetdilins no now i saw anybody um last time too much jedi i want all the jedi yes yes please oh my god yeah I thought he was going to go with your body as Wonderland. I'm jealous. I'm glad you said that before I took my drink and not mid-drink because I had to spit all over my fucking computer.
02:41:31
Speaker
Bro, you know my name. Where is NK right now? Because Wonderland was mentioned so long ago.
John Mayer Misquote and Childhood Memories
02:41:38
Speaker
because i Because I was like, I think John Mayer said, I think i was like i think John Mayer said, you're beautiful. And I was singing to Jedi. And MK thought I was going to say your body is, trust me, his body is. Oh, god okay. it That makes sense.
02:41:54
Speaker
Lazy Jedi, his body is a transparent amusement park. and I'm just saying, if you know what I mean. You got to pay a lot to get on these rides, though. Not really.
02:42:05
Speaker
He's actually really cheap. You've got to be this high. You've got to be high. What?
02:42:17
Speaker
You must be this much of a Sasquatch. And I said, I'm a whole Sasquatch, baby. You've got to be blazing eyes. You know what, Glick? I'm this close to calling pest control on you.
02:42:29
Speaker
You Sasquatch monkey. You've already pressed charges on me. I pre-crash charges. Before I even came on, I was like, I gotta contact my lawyer, let him know that I'm about to be abducted by a Sasquatch.
02:42:51
Speaker
i didn't know if you want me to put I didn't know if you wanted me to throw your name out there or not. My bad. My bad. My bad, Angel. and Yeah. Tell her.
02:43:03
Speaker
Oh, is it the Angel of Death?
02:43:07
Speaker
No, I'm the angel of death. She's just angel. Oh, fair.
02:43:13
Speaker
and know I know an angel where I'm from. That was weird, weird meet.
02:43:20
Speaker
where you're from and should we peel back the layer of Blaze Onion? Like where you're from right now or where you were really originally from? Brittany, your arm thing was like kind of mesmerizing. I just watched you that for like three days straight.
02:43:40
Speaker
just I was just wondering. I just can fix it. When something looks visually... okay see like I can watch that forever.
02:43:57
Speaker
I was just wondering. if I keep calling her tarantula for sure.
02:44:03
Speaker
Is that what it says? yeah Exactly. Change your name if you want to be called Angel. Baby cake. Baby cake.
02:44:15
Speaker
Somebody gave me some shrooms. Somebody else in Wonderland right and now? i thought you looked familiar. i thought I passed you down there by the corner.
02:44:26
Speaker
Not that kind of corner. God damn it. Why'd you stop?
02:44:34
Speaker
Here we go. okay yeah You have to do this so that's the stream, Brittany. Yeah.
02:44:41
Speaker
You're locked in. ah Holy lish shit. You took it to a whole new i didn't know I didn't want to throw your name out there for the rest of the goddamn world to know. don't know, man.
02:44:59
Speaker
Get me off of here. I don't like that. Stop getting in your own head. Austin, what are you doing?
02:45:09
Speaker
when
02:45:12
Speaker
And that's what your name is. My Maloney has a first name. It's O-S-C-A-R. no i told you i was in an Oscar Mayer Wiener commercial in second grade.
02:45:24
Speaker
What? yeah Pull up the clip. I tried to look for it, and they deleted it, I think. Hold on. Let me try to look again.
02:45:36
Speaker
I'm fucked up. Go back to the Internet Archive. Archive. Yeah. Holy shit. Might be on like 4chan. ah yeah Why would it be on 4chan?
02:45:48
Speaker
That's the last place that Oscar Mayer fucking commercial should be. You really want to know the answer to Jedi? I only know of 4chan. I'm not sure where you is, Brittany, if you got that kind of dark shit. Mm-hmm. Now let's get to Paris.
02:46:07
Speaker
now i no they don't have that holy what year was that that was 4chan don't know no not 4chan the year i was on the fucking oscar meyer wiener commercial what's that shit we you said it was when you were two how old are you now i was in a second grade second grade um was a veryru great no I don't know. it's going yeah
02:46:38
Speaker
That was a good break. You were two? no second grade. Math is not mathing. Whatever. I can't find it.
02:46:49
Speaker
I'll find it later when I don't have to think so hard. okay about your Just reenact it for us. What did you do on the commercial? Just reenact it. Ha ha ha ha
02:47:05
Speaker
What'd you do with them glizzies, Brittany? What? I'm not. I'm not. Not doing it. My glizzy has a first name. It's too. Oh, you are in the aisle.
02:47:15
Speaker
Oh, man. What do you do? not doing yet i glad he has the first
02:47:28
Speaker
will glizzilla glizzilla well i had i sang the song part of the song okay sing it no you pay extra for that exactly i'm not only fan the oscar micro wheelener Holy shit.
02:47:59
Speaker
And then she's going to snort for the chorus. Oh, no. Okay, so i had ah i had I googled it. The average so our second grade is seven or eight years old.
02:48:11
Speaker
so You had to Google? ah was like He's doing market research. Oh. Oh, man.
02:48:26
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That would hurt. That would hurt. That would hurt. The place is breaking news. The average fucking second grader is seven to eight years old. He just discovered it. I'm glad you didn't know that ahead of time. yeah you know That's probably a good thing. You should send that information to all the schools around you so they know.
02:48:50
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well trying to track down this oscar meyer wiener commercial so i'm sorry i'm just laughing so hard oh my gosh i'm crying okay yeah oh god you know we killed like he just evaporated lick just evaporated now we just have an empty chair at the blazing network it's the shit show supervisor ah That's what I was reading, too
02:49:22
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okay too. It's shit of a show.
02:49:30
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I actually got you pulled up on my TV right now, so it's a lot wider screen. The nice thing is, at the end of this stream, I might have six-pack abs. There you go. Laughing does do that kind of shit. For real, man.
02:49:47
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That's why happy life is good life. Hell yeah. Laughing is my favorite form of exercise.
02:49:57
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yeah I'll find this commercial. right
02:50:07
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Thank you. like It's a mission. It is. Oh, shit. I haven't found it yeah haven't found it yet. I yeah and Am I high enough? prepare Was it part of a Lunchables commercial?
02:50:28
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No. It was an Oscar Mayer Wiener. They had the fucking Wiener truck there and everything. You sure they weren't away kids at the same time? That's why I pre-pressed.
02:50:42
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I pressed gardens before I even came on panel for this reason.
02:50:50
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Oh my gosh. It's fucked up. can't find it. I know, man. that If this is it, that's a 90s one. Never mind. That's a 90s.
02:51:05
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I think it might have been. It would have been 2002 or 2003. 2000. 2000 would be first grade.
02:51:11
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two thousand um two thousand would be first grade Okay, it might have been first green. You're fired. I'm done. Whatever, You're in the goddamn towers, fella, okay? Damn your memories. Goddamn it. Memory your memories, yo.
02:51:32
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Memories. Wait, wait. Is Glick frozen or is he just stoic? Did you just say you were in 2000? Wait, what? What?
02:51:44
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where what was it i just I just had to go piss now and touch and touch my balls because that's what I like to do when pissed. know what beer I'm drinking. You should never neglect the balls. That's that's proper attitude. Yeah. See?
02:52:00
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This is why I love you, Jedi. this is this is why this mean why you're This is why you're my Jedi. I know each other. You know this. What up, my Jedi? That's right. You're my Jedi.
02:52:11
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see i has man and i are there's a pretty singing and bizaar She's doing I did it. No, do it again. givey Do again. Do it again. i got I actually got distracted because you had your legs going everywhere. i was like, what the fuck's happening? I know. She's like goddamn spider monkey.
02:52:37
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She's like a goddamn spider monkey. she really It's hard to find jeans. like They're all like high waters. That's why I got tattoos here because it covers up. You just tattooed your jeans on?
02:52:53
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and she and i and i buy like And then I have to buy like high top shoes too just so it fills the gap. i have the I have the complete opposite problem of Brittany because i have I'm built like a silverback gorilla.
02:53:09
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so i yeah yeah we worship so i can The closest thing I can get to my size, they're just a little bit long.
02:53:21
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Holy shit. I was looking for something and I don't remember. really i like i like I'm a big dude, but I'm like a silverback because I'm all torso. I'm all upper body.
02:53:34
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Well, I would also ah I would also like to add in that I have tattoos on my heart that I can never show any of you.
02:53:46
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However... um Why does
Personal Banter and Race Jokes
02:53:52
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Untrackable sound like Bane if he got drunk? Like Bane's got a bottle of Jack Daniels in his hand and he's all hammered. That's what you know it will sound Untrackable like. Untrackable's got a tiny little screen but a big heart.
02:54:06
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Yes, he does. Untrackable's my boy, man. I can't wait to get back down to the Carolinas because when I get back down to the Carolinas, me and Untrackable are going to hang out. We're going to hang out. We're going to a good time.
02:54:18
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Oh, yeah. but why um I'm going to hurt you. um I'm going to hurt you, Phil. Oh, im shit. You're going to hurt them motherfucking feelings. but you but my You might hurt my feelings, but you're going wake up in the morning with a sore asshole.
02:54:35
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Oh my God. It won't be because of you. It's going to be because you're holding the camera and we're going to get along. And then I'm going to be like, hey, you see this doc right here? i bet you won't jump off of it. And you're not. You won't come with me.
02:54:56
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You'll just witness it. And it'll be like, oh, oh, oh, I'm going to put up the butt plug. I won't come with you. I'll come before you. ah hey wait Whoever comes first loses. No, it's a race. Whoever comes first wins. thing It's a soggy biscuit thing. Have you ever heard of that? No, it is a soggy biscuit. No, it's a cookie cookie. Where two grown men jump yeah
02:55:27
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no your little key we where where two grown men jump independently and they and they wind up in a hugging embrace midair and they wind up making a very clean dive.
02:55:43
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If you've never seen that, that that is about ah teamwork makes the dream work. I haven't seen it. Don't want to see it, to be honest.
02:55:54
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For them. you have a problem with art?
02:55:58
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you do you have a problem with art Okay, soggy biscuit. You got a problem with the art, you son of a bitch?
02:56:09
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I do. I did i fucking hate art. Nice big daddy reference. yes angel just kidding, by the way. Hey, a soggy biscuit. That's when guys get together and they're jerking off.
02:56:22
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And whoever is the last one come has eat the biscuit. That's not a soggy biscuit. That's the hooky cookie. It's not a soggy biscuit, Brittany.
02:56:32
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It's an hooky cookie. That's what they call it here.
02:56:39
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Is that a common thing where you're at? Like there's lots of sausage biscuits just floating around? Yes. In Baltimore or PA, wherever she's claiming to be from.
02:56:51
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Oh, Baltimore. I'm from Frederick, Maryland, first of all. But I live in PA. Maryland, PA, just dudes get together and jerk off together on a biscuit and then somebody eats it. Yeah, probably.
02:57:06
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Oh, that's so fucking gross. It's actually called an Ooki cookie. It's actually called it's actually called the Ooki cookie. It's not a soggy biscuit. I want to Google it, but I'm like so scared to have it on my computer.
02:57:22
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Hey, breakfast the champion. You know how many you know how many this Related searches i have on my search history because of what the fuck news.
02:57:33
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And you assholes. And I'm talking to you assholes in the audience right now. we're like You should keep doing the penis report. You wouldnt know who you are, you fucking weirdos. And Blaze was one of those assholes, too.
02:57:47
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Blaze, get your shit together, bro. Just because it's the Blaze Sensical Network now. Doesn't mean you get to do that. I was like, I don't know if I should keep doing the penis report, and Blaze was like, you're doing it. I'm like, dude. You're doing it.
02:58:05
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There are certain things that you can find on Google that will save you from having to go to the house. I told you that in private. You don't need to spill the beans.
02:58:17
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I'm just saying. Hey, This looks weird. Google it, motherfucker. sent Brittany commercial. Is that the right one? Wait, you found it? You found it, Blaze?
02:58:29
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Maybe. Oh, shit. I'm so excited it's possible it's the but on wait wait you found it you found it blaze maybe maybe me oh oh shit i'm so excited if it's possible that it's un really you be brandy we need I don't know. I'm taking a shot in the dark. There's a Bond kid in there that could be, but like the timing's a little weird. These are old Marshalls.
02:59:01
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Jedi, do you see the comment? What? Yeah, I know. I saw that. Yeah, I already i said, damn it, MK. How dare you spill the beans? I told him that. we we We told him that in secrecy. You know it has to happen. I know. He betrayed our trust, okay? We can't even.
02:59:19
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You should probably ban him from the chat. No, yeah i think i think I think we should go to his house and and and do horrible, talk terrible things to his body.
02:59:30
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That blowing my mind. Ignore your instincts. We just need to ban him from chat. both Both sexually and illegally. We should do terrible and horrible things to his body.
02:59:42
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No, Glick. No. No, Glick.
02:59:50
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and but Lazy Jedi is my Jiminy Cricket. I'm on your shoulder telling you, knock it the fuck off, honky. You're being crazy.
03:00:04
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yeah This is this. I promise you this is three inches. Ladies, I promise you this is three inches. I've always wanted to get like a ruler tattooed on me. like i like but can How many do you need measure to have your Not predict you looking pervert is for It's for fish when I go fishing.
03:00:31
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Oh, you just said it after Glick said what he said. I thought literally that you were... No, you were saying it literally after Glick was talking about what he was... I like, oh, wow. have to have a ruler tattoo. Jedi, do you like fish sticks? No. I feel like this question is a trap already.
03:00:55
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No to any questions you're going to ask in the next few minutes. If you watch South Park, you know what I'm going to reference. Jesus Christ. Brittany, get your panel under your control.
03:01:07
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So this is an episode of South Park where Carmen and somebody else or the other person, was it Jimmy? It was Jimmy. He was writing joke. And the joke was, do you like fish sticks?
03:01:20
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And it's like, yeah, well, are you a gay fish? Anyway, apparently the whole episode is about how the joke was told to K-On-West. And it drew, it blew his fucking mind. And that that whole episode is what people were blaming his whole mental fucking escapades nowadays is on that one. I was tripping balls on LSD when I watched that episode.
03:01:45
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And it was like... Okay. Okay. that take okay
03:01:53
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It was not a good time. Jenna's like, I gotta watch this episode, man. I actually, I would like to watch her watching the episode while she's on LSD.
03:02:06
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I'll probably won't ever do LSD. How's she gonna react to this part? I'll stick to shrimps and meat. That's what I do.
03:02:18
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Maybe I might do ask another maybe one more time to keep on that's a rail think I just open my mouth a little bit Good
03:02:28
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i like to keep it um that's your right
03:02:33
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or the streams and that's all not yourll i think i just throw open my mouth little bit
03:02:41
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good it Sorry. Brittany got real aggressive for no reason. Sorry. and that we're good Yeah, was good.
03:02:54
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Choked on own fucking vomit. There are plenty of fucking reasons. You just don't fucking know. my goodness I know what's going on. I'm just here. I'm just happy to be here. I'm just happy to be here. I'm happy to be here too, buddy.
03:03:10
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yeah we keep telling you to come in here i'm glad you're finally good right there with and every time i go in there i either fall asleep or i get pulled into another direction but and judge i already measured my jenkins centimeters yeah somebody been i don't need to I don't need to move to that godforsaken shit hole known as Canada just to measure my dick in centimeters.
03:03:39
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All I had to do was go buy a fucking tape measure with centimeters. That's fucking hilarious. By the way, the fact that
03:03:50
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How big your dick is, homie? 765. Click instead of click makes me so much more happy. Sorry, from now on, you're click.
03:04:03
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Click. Dude, i've been i've been called I've been called way worse than click. I know. I can imagine. going work out. I'm going to work out.
03:04:14
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i can click so you know you know you know You know that they say last names are derived by your profession. who Seriously? It's like an old traditional Anglo-Saxon thing. Double click the mouse a lot. You derived your names from your profession or things that you were good at.
03:04:45
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you so All I want to say is my name is G Lick. So therefore I have no problem finding the G spot like most men. Like men's G spots?
03:04:58
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and mean min Like men's G spots? That was a lot of build up. A lot of build up for fairy tale.
03:05:09
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No, I was just... I was disappointed by that. i was the next couple for everybody So we all know my last name. You know what, Blaze? As you learned earlier tonight. What did Blaze say? I didn't have to say anything Brittany said. Brittany, what did you say? What did you say, Brittany? Well, we all know what my last name is.
03:05:39
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Oh. Yes, man. Swore! Swore! Swore! but i can yeah so britney What was your profession in a past life? Dick. What are you good at? Dick. I the joke.
03:06:03
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its cox jebel je oh reach
03:06:11
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it writes it ja a how she worship but i bet your middle name is love
03:06:23
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I've heard it all. Go for it. you're pair with the me I know, right? oh you oh My Instagram. I like to spell my name.
03:06:37
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ah leo Maybe. No, it shouldn't Wait, never mind. Shut up Anyway. the clock I like to spell my last name. C-O-X-X-X.
03:06:49
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That would be my stripper name. Yeah. That's so sexy. There is a stripper named Brittany Cox, too. Awesome. Yeah, I would imagine.
03:07:00
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i are for the courts Why wouldn't there be? yeah Or, I mean, a porn star, not a stripper. pon Well, maybe. It probably doesn't matter. Either one. There's probably a stripper with that name and a porn star. Probably several porn stars, be honest.
03:07:14
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It's a good name. Yeah. yeah sir
03:07:18
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and Yeah. um Yeah. Good talk. pretty Let's fucking get over this conversation.
03:07:31
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forty one place much everybody
03:07:39
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yeah Please, Brittany, tell us more about your slutty ways. Excuse me? What the fuck? Excuse me.
03:07:51
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I'm just kidding, Brittany. Excuse me. a slut. I am V Cox. Yes. No. glicks from i'm not just blood
03:07:59
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ah thought it was li for wood i am z yeah but you start beside him here boys no but one I'm trying to hear Blaze. You said Glick's from something and then Brittany started yelling at me.
03:08:14
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Oh, I said Glick is from the Jerry Springer days. I am. So are you, Blaze? So are you?
03:08:23
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I don't show it, though. in fact I don't show it. I love that. Blaze is like, I don't show it, though. i think I think we have it more than established on more than one occasion but that Blaze the yin to my yang. and and And we're like, Blaze is going to be, I'm going to be the wild animal and Blaze going to be calm, cool, collective. you know yeah Blaze is the tickle to your taint.
03:08:53
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We got it.
03:08:56
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He does tickle my tank. My goodness. Hashtag rest of stories. By the way, Britt, you're my internet provider.
03:09:11
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Keep my going. What? Keep me going, baby. Keep me going, baby girl. That's what she said. And Glick doesn't grow.
03:09:21
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What the hell? I don't grow what? I am not a shiller or a grower. Wait. i don't know You're just neutral? You don't grow her arousal. You don't grow her arousal. That's a lie.
03:09:35
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That's a lie. Cox Internet. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. Oh, that's... Oh. That's funny, actually. We're all on the wrong page with that. all on the right page we were all on the same page with it but
03:10:05
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ah
03:10:08
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Tarantula is fucking killing the chat. She's amazing. Thank you, Tarantula. I got to tell you guys, Tarantula is, I'm sorry, Angel, she she is amazing. Angel. She's a goddamn rock star.
03:10:24
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and Yeah, she's she's she's fucking awesome. And the fact that she comes in here and just and And trust me when she said she was gonna watch the show I had no doubt my mind I was like yep she's gonna be one of our people.
03:10:42
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She's awesome. Chris Technician is like Chris Technician is like get it I don't know what's happened we have Comcast in century wrong and Oh gee I'll give you a four.
03:10:58
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No, that's a two. let us sound no yeah I was being generous. goddamn in my head anymore because um um I've gotten talking to. I'm just kidding. yeah i just could think gran anything so I'm so in my head about belching when we're live that I forget it's Saturday and I'm like, fuck it. I can just let rip.
03:11:26
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It's a good habit. By the way, Trenchlaw, I just subbed you. I just subbed you, Trenchlaw. Hey, look. I'm Blaze last weekend.
03:11:37
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You got pussy in your lap? You got what now? Two of them. hey not you me Angel, you should
03:11:48
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I know, right? she Okay, Blaze came in 30 seconds delayed after what I just said. I was like, wait, what? I was wondering if anybody would realize what I just said.
03:12:00
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What the fuck is even happening? Brittany said, look, I'm Blaze last weekend. i said yeah they said, you got pussy in your lap? And then Jedi said something. And I said, you have two of them. Okay, I think Blaze and I have two of them heard the same thing. I didn't...
03:12:18
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Yeah, one of them is one of them is fucking... I'm talking about the gray one. It should be washed and bathed and and and and stuff. but You love me. i can love you,
03:12:38
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yeah who look yeah what do you want for a on my face for did oh my You know what? I didn't come here to get turned down, but I'm not going to complain about it.
03:12:57
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but You're welcome. but You're welcome, Jedi. That's all I got to say. Some of us, but not all of us. I think so are welcome up here anytime, girl.
03:13:08
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no um of us but not all of this you are up anytime girl Angel, you're welcomed up here anytime. Get your courage together and come up here hang out with us on a Saturday night.
03:13:20
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You don't have to be creating. You don't have to be going live. You can just come hang out with us. You're always welcomed up here. No ifs, answers, or buts abouts. Yeah, you should join. Fucking join, for sure. Oh, shit.
03:13:31
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You're one of us. You're one of us, Angel. You're one of us. One of us. One of us. She's one of us. She's one of our people.
03:13:42
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Angel's awesome. For sure. For sure, shawty. Shawty. Dang shawty. shut yeah thanks chavi
03:13:54
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but but You've seen that TikTok video, Brittany? That kid in the car. It's like, oh, God, I'll have to send it to you because I know you're the only one on here that will appreciate It's like this white-ass rich kid, and he's like, what's up, Shoddy?
03:14:09
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Wait, what? man. Yeah, you have to send that to me because... You're such a good Valley girl. Shut up, Shoddy.
03:14:20
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I do a lot of things. and why your life but as the the of the day At the end of the day, i am the greatest of all time at every time. For a gorilla, you're very good. I'm a silverback gorilla. Don't call me a gorilla. Don't disrespect me. I'm a silverback gorilla.
03:14:40
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Real quick. MK, whoever said they're a briefs and that's the fur pill.
03:14:48
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Wait, what? Johnny, let's rewind the track. What did you just say? yeah Yeah, Johnny, can we try one time more? Lacey doesn't even wear your pants when he goes to just Whoever said they were bracing at the fur pelt.
03:15:07
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You know what, MK, I'm never telling you anything again. you just spill all my secrets to everybody. ah you know i used to i used to I used to love MK, but I think MK's out here putting all of our business out. He is. He spills the tea. Johnny Bums, do you have Buffalo Bills pelt? Well...
03:15:24
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you know he those the teeth he spills john but um steve a buffalo bills spellel ah well He wants to see that bill that's made of a buffalo. Oh I just want to see
03:15:40
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don't worry like i'll send it to you on instagram yes yeah i want to see in buffalo on the blue buffalo yeah i am with them your blow bit oh he wants to see that bill that's made of a buffalo oh ah just let to see johnny like hello Oh, yeah. You want to see Johnny's Buffalo? What did you just say?
03:16:08
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Hell, yeah. Hell, you yeah, Angel. Get that laptop charged up. Get everything get everything up to date and and come up on in here. Oh, dude, you guys will fucking love Angel. She's awesome.
03:16:24
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And she fits right in with us. She's the dopest. The people who can do it. The people who can do it. It would be nice if could not be the only female. That would be nice.
03:16:38
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It's all an illusion. but It's angels and I don't wear anything in the live. It's all an illusion. i How do we get that on here?
03:16:49
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Yeah, YouTube, want to see. I love illusions. I like love illusions. I want to see that. I'm working on it, man. I'm trying to build our confidence up.
03:16:59
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Angels are awesome, dude.
03:17:06
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Hey, Jenna, I got my wiener hand. Please. Okay, you don't need to call me out while you do that. What's that? What's that? What you just sent me. I did. I posted it on Facebook.
03:17:22
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What was it? That's fucking amazing. Oh, yes. I have my own Facebook now, Jedi. Blazing Blasphemer. you can oh yeah i don't you find it You can find it. you can find i don't you You know, I'm an old person. I don't fucking use most of social media. I use X and YouTube, and that's about it.
03:17:40
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i use like i i i do have tick tock because people send me tick tock so i had to get it just to view them but i don't ever go on there unless people send me here to the i'm an old person bro i barely have email i do have here but like like x is where like that's why it blows my mind so many people don't have x i'm like why that's the easiest i don't i don't i don't do x anymore right I know why. I don't understand it. i go i do i do i do Blue Sky Really? people on it.
03:18:14
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I don't think that's true. That is very true. hurry I like i like more diverse opinions.
03:18:25
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Honestly, Blaise, you act agree with on most things. I can find i'd get find in an echo chamber. I don't want an echo chamber. That's what it is. Yeah, in and Twitter has become an echo chamber.
03:18:37
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It's not. There's a lot crazy shit on Twitter. Crazy is an echo chamber. than you thought It's not though, but you can actually like have a discussion without... ah i mean No one knows.
03:18:52
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yeah i think this guy is too... You shouldn't have a whole social media platform. The same way I'm not on Truth Social or whatever. thought you were going to say shrimp. Actually, I am on Truth. I do have an account on Truth Social.
03:19:08
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Do you? You traitor. I do. I'm just kidding. Honestly, I've thought about doing the true social and the whatever the fuck, the blue sky or sky blue or fuck off. I'm a liberal.
03:19:23
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Whatever it's called. Because i i me and you actually agree on most things, but I do like there the discussion. I'm a liberal pussies.
03:19:37
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Well, you know,
03:19:40
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I don't like it. It's honestly for me, it's not. I don't like any tribal shit. I don't care if it's left or right. Most people, 80% of the country is in the middle anyway. But the point is, like I don't like like like Truth Social and fucking Sky, whatever.
03:19:56
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They're all like they're they're geared towards a certain person. like You're only going to hear one side of things. I don't like that. Get it, girl. whereas his own Sky Blue? yeah sky blue whatever it is no no no there's actually there's i mean i've ran into like liberals and socialists on on that i mean maybe and a couple conservatives i'm not saying there's conservatives on there but they're just there's just to figure out there's diversity there's a lot of diversity there's a lot of there's i don't like that i'm of any kind what's i like
03:20:31
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I don't like travelism tribalism of any kind. like You can have differing points of view without being dickheads to each other. Tribalistic? but Yeah, I don't.
03:20:42
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But I think that's what that platform is. I think X is more fucking whoever comes in. Trust me. I've seen all of They're all crazy fuckers, but I like that. I like the crazy fuckers.
03:20:54
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I don't want to. That's why you're I think there's tribalism. I think there's tribalism on an actual... I don't know. It's a media platform built for tribalism. you're It's built for the the far left, which, again, I will agree with most what they probably... Who Twitter was? Sky Blue or whatever the fuck you call it.
03:21:17
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that eye ble Sky blue was was a bond built to Blue was a response to X's when Musk bought X and kind of turned it into what it was.
03:21:32
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He made it better. He made it way better. So Sky Blue is like what an atheist is to a Christian. It's just a response to something. It's just like, yeah, we're going to go away from that kind of craziness and we're gonna go start our own sort of craziness all right while we're talking britney completely distracted me
03:21:56
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i mean i want to speak to your manager yeah why would i just honestly yeah i mean i want to speak to your manager
03:22:14
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It's funny because my manager, says, I'm not um allegedly. that was the nonsense you had for That was a nonsensical reach around from Blaze showing pornography on Nonsense and Chill one night and Jedi coming up next night. Wait, what? And Jedi coming up next night.
03:22:37
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and going full care no dude i we clipped that where you where you were like uh click did you see what they were watching the other night was when you guys watched vampire movies and i and we were we were joking about jedi going full karen dude there's a clip on our social media of the whole thing sorry i don't remember that i don't remember i la like the last we don't but layla show um I do believe it happened.
03:23:10
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no play anyway now okay you gotta to play it now you can't talk about it and not play i've got i can't i gotta to play what whatever you just talked about don't tell me what to do on my own network This is the Blaze network, okay? And Blaze approves of it, so play it. I gotta find it. I gotta to find it. Oh, my God.
03:23:33
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I gotta find it, and gotta download it, and then I gotta... Oh, bitch. So much work. Brittany, I wish you would support what I'm going for more.
03:23:44
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I honestly don't even... I'm not following completely. To be honest. rihanna What are you trying to get him to do again? Because I totally, it like, I'm blanking now.
03:23:56
Speaker
I don't know. he He talked about a clip that exists that I haven't seen. and Yeah. it that you Goddamn show, Jedi. Fuck you, Jedi. Now I know why everybody picks on you on the Shaman show.
03:24:09
Speaker
Actually, you should change your highlight and it's just the Shaman show. Because you deserve you don't deserve to be on there anymore. but love I loved i loved you, Jedi, and you broke my heart.
03:24:29
Speaker
um You were supposed to get in the silence before I said it again. leaving.
03:24:38
Speaker
I didn't download it yet. You better lick his balls with that That hurt my heart. like That hurt my heart a lot. It hurt my heart to say and I apologize. Can we make up and go back to the way it used to be?
03:24:53
Speaker
Can we watch it again to make up this time? ah I broke my own heart saying those things. I didn't mean it. I call this masterpiece.
03:25:06
Speaker
Blaze sucks cocks. but What? What?
03:25:15
Speaker
what a palic lines zero yeah Suddenly Jedi and forgot about their fight.
03:25:28
Speaker
ready fun that your legs stand together like ah conveist by yeah yeah
03:25:40
Speaker
Oh, no words. Oh, my God. Sorry, guys. What is the count, by the way?
03:25:52
Speaker
We got to be up to 28, maybe in the third. Oh, you. Okay, I can watch that. Don't stop, Brittany. Don't stop. Brittany brought to the party.
03:26:08
Speaker
Dude, Angel, you should totally check out the ah Lazy, I mean, the Shaman show. I mean, the Lazy, what the hell is your show? What is your guys' show? You know, I'm watching, I don't have time for you bullshit.
03:26:21
Speaker
The Lazy and Shaman show, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. You should totally check them out. It's the Lazy and Shaman show, we we stream on Fridays. Because it's not only should you watch them, because...
03:26:35
Speaker
Not only should you watch it because Jedi is there and and Jedi is a beautiful son of a bitch. and And Jedi needs more friends on the Lazy Shaman show because there's a bunch of assholes in there that treat him like shit. And he doesn't deserve to be treated like shit because this is a beautiful goddamn human being right here. Look at you standing up for your boyfriend. yeah You standing up for your boyfriend. Yeah, like Patsy Cline said, I'll stand by my man. You know, Brady, at least he has my back, okay? You stopped your...
03:27:04
Speaker
not and i i I come into the show and I comment on your fucking lazy and shaman show too. You know I do. not only does Not only is there the lazy and shaman show, but sometime sometimes the Blazical Network, we make it better.
03:27:23
Speaker
Some of us make appearances on their panel. We take over. We make it better.
03:27:30
Speaker
I find very, very enjoyable. because Because when the Blazical network shows up, it completely takes over. Everybody's like, what the fuck is even happening right now? And they get scared.
03:27:44
Speaker
And then je je my sister sir and Jedi there like Mr. Smithers and goes, x me I'm sorry guys. I'm trying to stay up on this.
03:27:59
Speaker
This is not this is not glitch network that where it's gonna go this is this yeah the this foresight to matter yeah You're not wrong. eves What's going on brother?
03:28:26
Speaker
yeah you What up? There you go. Angel sub to the lazy shaman show. and Yeah, energy. drink and i come into this room Thank you so much.
03:28:39
Speaker
Don't come into the show. Just come on. Actually, it's not any better. but was guys Just come on.
03:28:48
Speaker
but Lazy and curious to know what your opinion is. That's great. so where are we coming everybody Everybody should be able to come. um know I'm coming on Jedi Space.
03:29:02
Speaker
Unless you have
03:29:06
Speaker
Yeah, I know. That's like a hump I'm trying to get over tonight. So please, share us out. I thought I was talking about ED for a second. Damn it, Brittany.
03:29:18
Speaker
Yeah,
03:29:22
Speaker
damn at britney yeah I get to make more of that.
03:29:29
Speaker
I'm sorry. That's just like what we were talking about often and then you said that. You know what, Brittany? Only you can prevent ED. Come on.
03:29:40
Speaker
You got to get out there and stroke it a little bit. Oh, my gosh. Dude, too far. I'm just kidding, but you're right. How am I right?
03:29:55
Speaker
Too far, but yeah, you're right. I'm saying ridiculous shit. Too far, but you're right. Oh, fuck.
03:30:05
Speaker
ah but
03:30:09
Speaker
Y'all are great. I mean, you're terrible, but y'all are fucking great. You are terrible. thats Yeah, I'm pretty goddamn amazing, I know. That's what makes us awesome. Let's just shut the fuck up.
03:30:24
Speaker
Don't re-dye your beard. It's kind of, it's it's fading.
03:30:30
Speaker
or wait What the heck just happened, Bobby? Go get back on the corner. Yep. maybe i will maybe you will enjoy it slore go back to fucking church sex camp sex i i wish like and in the prayer garden question mark yeahs videos literally like wrote man a little note
03:31:02
Speaker
and was like blowy and the prayer garden question mark what And my friend read it and She took a milkshake And just poured it on his head
Church Camp Humor and Spontaneity
03:31:15
Speaker
Somebody in church Wrote a dirty message Yeah Church can't Brittany I still stand by what I said I still stand by what I said. Dirty, dirty, dirty snort.
03:31:32
Speaker
i still I still stand by what I said, Brittany. That was very romantical. Do you know want to blow me? Check yes or no. It was so sweet. It was. It was very good.
03:31:45
Speaker
Shut your fucking slut mouth, Jedi. it It pulled on my heartstrings so much. God approved, too. God approved. God approved.
03:32:00
Speaker
Nine out of ten grannies. Nine out of ten grannies do not approve. Brittany. Brittany, Brittany, Brittany. remain bri
03:32:16
Speaker
Church camp was fun. ah This one time at church camp. That's a cross at my place.
03:32:28
Speaker
but Oh, my God. I didn't say the same thing. Oh, shit. Baptism by semen. I mean, that's that's how the line would go. That's how the line would go. I mean, that's how the line would go.
03:32:43
Speaker
do we Shout out to Linda Blair and the exorcism. We've seen that in the movie. I'm just saying. it This one time at church camp, I met the Pope.
03:32:55
Speaker
exactly That's you guys. That's y'all. You thought it was the
03:33:08
Speaker
now this one time in church camp a pope pope or the popke he depends on his yeah this yeah know it's it's it's ah This one time in church camp, I blew the Pope.
03:33:21
Speaker
yeah and but that's only little boys The Pope the pope sent me a letter sent me a note that said, do you suck cock? Yes or no?
03:33:32
Speaker
And she was like, let me show you, motherfucker. Pull your apron up. Pull your apron up, ninja. You're a goddamn lion.
03:33:43
Speaker
I'm not a nun. Nuns and fathers have a... Please tell us why you're not.
03:33:54
Speaker
Tell all the reasons you're not a nun. Confess your sins.
03:34:00
Speaker
Twelve hell words. im okay I'll tell you in two sentences. Fifty thousand snortmaries. I'll tell you in one sentence. I'll tell in one sentence.
03:34:13
Speaker
I'll tell you in one sentence. I'll tell you in one sentence. I don't have a rosary. I over here. notggering um well i will ah I will tell you in one sentence why Brittany is not a nun.
03:34:27
Speaker
She doesn't go to congestion. She goes to congestion. Hashtag congestion.
03:34:43
Speaker
birthday thats tech just It's a pearl necklace of snot. I don't know if that joke is going to land, but I'm glad it did. That one did. That landed great. Oh my god.
03:35:00
Speaker
I'm crying. oh yeah. Johnny woke up. He's like, what? That was hilarious. here. Got me processing now. it was nowhere no his ear got me processing no He's like, I was potnapping.
03:35:19
Speaker
157? Holy fuck. Angel dresses up as a nun. You are not a nun. At least he makes little holy water with his slew to keep the demons away. You can't tell MK anything. He fucking spills the beans left and right. Oh, my goodness.
03:35:40
Speaker
Damn it, MK.
03:35:46
Speaker
I just read that. Sorry. Just directly. Keep the demons away. That's funny as shit.
03:35:57
Speaker
Blue Jim out of existence. um What about like the the oil? Because my grandfather, he was a pastor, but it was Pentecostal. um Like, were they, like, like that was speaking tongues and shit? so it are you you it the correct Made up and psychotic. on So, Jedi, jedi youluge jedi you splooge the demons out of existence.
03:36:27
Speaker
Is that a splooger-cism? That's so stupid. That wasn't even funny. Good try. stroke britney ah It was a good attempt.
03:36:38
Speaker
why wasn't even That wasn't even funny, dude. left. He fired himself. He fired himself off the panel. I sent you a text, Rick.
03:36:49
Speaker
I'll just leave it. I figure since you
03:37:00
Speaker
ah just i'll just leave you i'll just release over i figured since you did it i did the editing you can have it Glick, don't you go leaving me again like that, okay? I was worried about you. Wow, a blaze Blaze. Blaze dropped a couple shit bomb jokes and I still had his back.
03:37:16
Speaker
Blaze is like, fuck you, Glick, you piece of shit. I made fun of my own bad joke, too. That's the thing. didn't even have time and Blaze already threw me under the bus, bro. like I had your back.
03:37:28
Speaker
really It's his network, bro. This is the Blazical network. He doesn't need you anymore. um it's ah it's ah it's it's It's a And My battery my camera That was like the perfect timing for the but and that to get here tomorrow to do my doby sports show and I'm not going have the proper credentials and I'm going message Blaze and he's just going to leave me on read and I'm going to I guess I'm out
03:38:05
Speaker
Want to play a
03:38:13
Speaker
but
03:38:18
Speaker
yeahll so Yes, we are.
03:38:26
Speaker
A splooger-sism? You need that in your life, Tarantula? A splooger-sism. I will be back. I just put in the battery, but I'll be back. i think we should always go to go have a spluster system think we should all leave and just leave britney to her own devices we're just gonna leave britney in charge with johnny balls let's do it i'm down hey let's go for it i it
03:38:58
Speaker
All right. Hey, if anybody has any questions for us, put it in the chat. Let's go. What the fuck was that?
03:39:10
Speaker
Okay, so Johnny, I was asking you earlier what you were working on, but they kept talking. of her So I didn't hear what you said. a I'm actually glad you asked. I'm doing some more of the Japanese traditional stuff.
03:39:24
Speaker
Although I've been sitting here back and forth to you for a little bit so i'm still getting that set up gotri gotcha gotcha gonna be a late night i like what you showed us last time you sure it's you've gotten a little progress with it oh hell yeah shit one thing is have to send me a picture on uh oh yeah we're on insta you know just send me a picture on instagram One thing is, though, i ah I usually have people send me stuff way early in advance because it takes me a fuckton to get done, like, practically a year and a half.
03:40:05
Speaker
Oh, damn. Yeah, no, i I can be very slow with my artwork. ah it's Very slow. so But it's like, it's...
03:40:17
Speaker
So do you, okay, there's a thing I do when I'm working on my artwork because like when I'm visually looking at it and I'm doing it, it's like I'm very obviously critiquing myself constantly. yeah But apply I take a picture with my phone of it.
03:40:39
Speaker
yeah And sometimes that helps me like work on it more. Well, yeah, i don't I don't know why. It's just like, because maybe it's more still and it's a photo. I don't know.
03:40:53
Speaker
Well, for me, I do the same thing. And for me, when I do that, looking at the picture while getting the idea down, eight it does something to where your brain's not running off a blank idea. Like, you know what I mean? Like something imaginative. it Exactly. Exactly.
03:41:09
Speaker
I feel that. That's why this ah this's actually this piece for Glick here. That's why I've actually done the same one part of it a couple of times. To keep looking at that one and see how many times I can finite that out.
03:41:22
Speaker
Right, right. Fuck yeah. Hell yeah.
03:41:29
Speaker
I want to, yeah, but you'll have to I just got your message. I don't go on Instagram a lot. Hey, no words. I know just got your message, I'm sorry.
03:41:40
Speaker
It's hard in the one night there if I kind of sent you two of them in a row or three of them in a row. I apologize it's about that. I don't care. You're good.
03:41:49
Speaker
You are totally fine. I'm the one that said I'd be can be awkward conversationalist sometimes.
03:42:00
Speaker
and now you're fine. Nothing's awkward with me. Well, but unless I make it awkward on purpose. Yeah. I fucking told people about me. That's all that matters, dude.
03:42:12
Speaker
Shit. Yeah. We fucking love you here, man. You should be a part of the freaking network. Dang. um ah You have enough power to start fucking throwing shit around like that. Like, we, bitch. You are you.
03:42:28
Speaker
You're not we. You're you. I don't know if I love Johnny Bones. I'll take it. Whatever. I am me.
03:42:42
Speaker
It's Britney, bitch. I love Johnny Bones. Johnny Bones is a part of the Saturday Night Show, man. Johnny Bones is one of the key members on Saturday Night. I've been trying to be a regular whenever it pops up. shit
03:42:56
Speaker
No, I've been here. You have them for sure. I haven't been here for... How long ago? He was here before I was. well ah No longer than at least another two hours and some odd minutes, but we might be on here a little less.
03:43:15
Speaker
One thing about it is I respect how y'all handle things. You know, i've ah I've seen a lot of YouTubes all over the place get fucking nuts. And well, how do we say? You can go have laughs and be nuts, but at the same time,
03:43:30
Speaker
yeah You know, there's a certain finesse to handle on certain things that y'all do. yeah do And I respect that.
03:43:39
Speaker
Yeah, Chris Technician, mean, he's not necessarily a part of the network, but he is a part of the – he's the VIP on the network. Chris Technician OG of OGs, man. And, no, Johnny Bums, I appreciate that, brother.
03:43:51
Speaker
I love that, man, and I love that about you, dude. Like I said, you're definitely 100% a part of the Saturday Night Show, man. yeah and you belong you You belong here just as much as anybody else because every Saturday night, as soon as I drop that link, and I usually try to do it as soon as we go live because I know Johnny's waiting.
03:44:10
Speaker
And as soon as I drop that link, my man's right up in here just like, boom, let's go. Like, I'm ready. I'm ready for it. um When I'm on the show, that i don't make any of the plans.
03:44:24
Speaker
Yeah. Yeah. Yeah, Johnny's my guy. like Johnny's my dude. i love the hell out Johnny. Oh, fuck. Okay. Fucking love y'all.
03:44:34
Speaker
Blah, blah, blah, blah, blah. Blah, blah, blah, blah. was funny as shit the other day. Brittany and I were talking and I started fucking with her she was just like,
03:44:52
Speaker
When there is no words to a twin response. Well, fuck you too. Whatever, man. Sometimes my Tourette's gets the best of me. Fuck. I feel like I have Tourette's that are undiagnosed me because I just... Oh, that or the filter between my brain and my mouth is completely dysfunctional. That's probably what it is. definitely what it is.
03:45:22
Speaker
No one else has had 14 brain surgeries, though. and it I feel like it was like God gu or god or whoever, whatever the creator may be. Goddess.
03:45:38
Speaker
sharp ah whatever who Whoever creates human beings Whoever does that Whatever it may be When I was being made They're like we're going to go ahead and take the filter out Between his mouth and his brain And he's just going to say The most random Obscure craziest shit That you've ever heard and Hey then um you don't have to have You don't have to have a login to come up Because automatically brings Yeah know It brings you to the background thing.
03:46:10
Speaker
yeah he go Here you go, Angel. This is all you need right here. just Just click on that right there.
03:46:18
Speaker
Well, I don't think you do, right? No. Don't ask me. Sorry. That's all you need right there. that That link that I just dropped in the chat, you should be able to click on it and you can be able to join. yeah think have to make an account.
03:46:35
Speaker
that yeah Now you just have to have a YouTube or Facebook account. and She's already on YouTube. And if you need me to send you the link, I'll send you the link. The one thing it might ask you, which it asked me to do, is like link it with your... Oh, on her laptop.
03:46:52
Speaker
Oh, I can't help you on her laptop. I don't know what your password is either. But if you want to do it on your phone... Wait, are you in the possession of a laptop that you can't access? I just throw that shit off a fucking cliff.
03:47:06
Speaker
oh but but I mean, it's it's it's a brick at that point. Yeah, basically. Well, no, you can take it to a store and they can, like, do whatever the fuck.
03:47:20
Speaker
Yeah, that's what I was looking for. Thank you for that.
03:47:26
Speaker
I couldn't think of the word. ah My phone keeps freezing a while I'm here because it's still 100. What
03:47:37
Speaker
does that mean?
03:47:40
Speaker
so
03:47:43
Speaker
I have a like ah gaming laptop, too. I have a Rog Zephyrus.
03:47:49
Speaker
Look at that mustache and how glorious it is. That mustache. Dude, I'm not a fan of mustaches, but that mustache, man. That mustache. johnnys Johnny Pong. Johnny, you have a glorious fucking mustache, man. It's fucking glorious. I've worked on it.
03:48:09
Speaker
I had to show it off to the world. johnny johnny Johnny Bongs has an amazing mustache, and every time I look at it, all I can think of is... and we go eyes for the i putney on I do.
Mustache Admiration and Technical Difficulties
03:48:23
Speaker
Bitch, I will punch you in your fucking mouth. Bro, you pay but premium ride prices for mustache ride on that bad boy. no think super shoot all Amazon here I All I can think of is Super Troopers. Who wants a mustache ride?
03:48:44
Speaker
I do, I do. I fucking love that movie. so Johnny Bongs has an amazing mustache. I have an amazing beard that I dye. You fucking... Fun fact, I have a timeshare for Glick's beard. i get I get to vacation every... I'm starting to sell timeshares for freaking Johnny Bong's mustache. so we're yeah I'll buy one of those too.
03:49:13
Speaker
So I'll spend... Jedi can...
03:49:19
Speaker
um so yeah jedi jedi can Jen, I can stay stay in my beard three weeks a year for his timeshare.
03:49:33
Speaker
I pay good money for that. I'll just rip it off. at it it's worth now It's worth it, right? It's worth it, right? but Oh, amazing. I give you five stars on Yelp every time.
03:49:45
Speaker
he Yes. Johnny Bonds second riding johnny bos is like riding the river. Glick is like visiting the waterfall.
03:49:57
Speaker
Johnny Boggs is whitewater rafting, and i am the one you wouldn So basically, if you're going to do it, you've got to start with Johnny Bong's mustache and then end with Quick's beard.
03:50:15
Speaker
That's how it goes. Yes, yes, yes. What the fuck? Mustache and beard? go Yeah, but I don't like having a mustache. It's a whole package. It's a whole package. is I've got to say shout out to the guys who can grow mustaches. Johnny Bong's number one, first and foremost, greatest mustache on the planet.
03:50:31
Speaker
Before I even start my trip, me and Blaze hang out and get fucking high as shit. and that's That's when I go down the time chair out. Mustache and beard go perfect together, meow. Meow. What you talking about now, What talking about, meow? What do i look like, a cat all nimbly bimbly drinking milk out of a saucer? I will stay time worth thing said fucking I'm going to get stoned as shit and watch that later tonight now.
03:51:07
Speaker
Dude, i watched it I watched it the other night. And that movie, like, the Broken Lizards, guys, because I love Club Dread. That movie makes me laugh. Club Dread, Beer Fest, all of it. I think Randy's on the phone with someone. Have you watched the Slammin' Salmon?
03:51:25
Speaker
No, I haven't seen that. but there Oh, that one's a good one, too. You got to watch that one, too. That's my list. But those movies, for no fucking reason, man, just it's they just make me laugh.
03:51:39
Speaker
I sit there and I laugh and I giggle like a little bitch. There's a whole vibe to their movies. I don't know what it is, but like you said, I'm always in a good mood when I watch their movies.
03:51:51
Speaker
Beer Fest is my staples. like I will watch Beer Fest when I'm drinking. I might as well watch Beer Fest because I'm drinking. Tacoma FD. They should not have pulled that show. watching me I started watching that. i i I've actually never watched that show.
03:52:09
Speaker
I need to because I haven't seen it yet, but I love everything else. I've only gotten a few episodes into the first season, and it's great. It's great. But yeah, Super Troopers, Club Dread, that shit, just just it's just make Beer Fest, it just makes me laugh for no reason.
03:52:28
Speaker
And then I sit there when I'm watching the movie, and I'm and i'm quoting it. Word for
03:52:35
Speaker
Littery, man. Wait. a
03:52:40
Speaker
both those like that i laugh the whole time you know and no for no And he's drunk as fuck. Who is?
03:52:53
Speaker
My older brother. He just dipped. Yeah, why did he dip? I don't know. The fuck? I don't even know what y'all were talking about. I'm sorry.
03:53:06
Speaker
ah fuck Please.
03:53:09
Speaker
What the fuck, Blaze? Blaze, we miss you. Where are you? Oh, Blaze. Everybody's dropping. Now, Blaze is back.
03:53:20
Speaker
What is going on around here? What happened? lee Blaze is taking over and he's kicking everybody out. no i I had to restart my internet.
03:53:31
Speaker
I had a drop and come back. yeah You had to restart your internet? that restarted I had to restart my connections. I should say. Fuck you, Brittany.
03:53:43
Speaker
Fuck you, Brittany. You can't help me. Why? What did I miss? why did she drop? Did she drop? Oh, shit. Everybody's so mad now. What happened? going to try to get mad too. I'm going to try to get mad too so I can fit in.
03:53:59
Speaker
i don Yeah, you're right. That wrong choice words. Anyway, what happened? Hey, Blaze, I'm so mad. You stuck at not being awesome. I don't know what's going on here. I'm so upset I'm going to go touch my dad.
03:54:13
Speaker
Holy shit. can't remember. um flip
03:54:22
Speaker
Balls. I'm going to say balls. I don't know. It's this one. What do you got going on there, Brittany?
03:54:33
Speaker
Oh, that' for sure. My laptop. my laptop um it's a gaming laptop oh yeah that's a laptop but what i'm on right now no this is the box it came in was gonna say laptop i'm like what that's pretty bulky for a laptop no i sit i set my laptop on top of the box that it came in oh for some reason. I don't know. I started doing it.
03:55:07
Speaker
yes That laptop process of reality.
03:55:12
Speaker
I have my own PC that my brother built for me, but my, my motherboard and my graphics card are like way out of date.
03:55:25
Speaker
So Johnny, Johnny, you're with your hat, with the ball. the It reminds me of like the angler fish, you know, oh yeah yeah it was like like you fucking attract yeah from finding nemo and just bringing them like fucking eat them yeah that's where the angler fish came from was from finding me no it's actually been a thing for a lot longer they just incorporated it into finding fish are real creatures
03:56:01
Speaker
yeah Yeah, exactly. That's what I'm saying, John. Like, it didn't come from finding emo. They just incorporated. A bumped-up note about them is the males fused to the female, and some females have multiple males fused to them.
03:56:15
Speaker
Wait, what? you just Oh, I know. Are you saying anglerfish females have a bunch of OnlyFans accounts? they They just, they fuse, they're like a portable pair of balls that just deliver the shit.
03:56:29
Speaker
So they just fuse.
03:56:33
Speaker
britney is a cod of god from what i understand yeah it started day one oh yeah
03:56:42
Speaker
either what that's true gotta make sure there's ample airflow yeah i guess hot as fuck
03:57:00
Speaker
proper undercarriage underwear is very important hundred agenda yeah yeah it needs to be breathable oh sir look flexible i said i have like these supporting i have these coasters that i'll set like underneath my laptop so the airflow gets better and i have my fan blowing on it while playing call of duty yeah I remember summers like that.
03:57:31
Speaker
Spread Eagle, the oscillating fan, just keeping me cool. Oh, hell yeah. didn't know what that visual. What the fuck? Just blazed spread eagle.
03:57:48
Speaker
Just blowing his own ball musk into his own nostrils. but That's why your computer got fucked up. Holy shit.
03:58:01
Speaker
Damn it, Blaze.
03:58:04
Speaker
Oh, my. Holy shit. I feel like I need to smoke some more. I don't have it. You are preaching to the choir on that one.
03:58:18
Speaker
Yeah. Holy shit. I want to smoke some more.
03:58:26
Speaker
Brittany, get control your panel. You let you let Blaze go. There go. Oh, God. It's unacceptable. i think I think, hey, I think Tarantula a ah cod god, too.
03:58:40
Speaker
hu Miss Cod. Tarantula, why are we not playing cod together, girl? What the fuck? What the fuck, bruh? Shut up, Brittany. Nobody's talking to fucking you.
03:58:52
Speaker
or angel angel angels your name but brittanney Britney Britney is Britney is in charge. I'm down here. I'm um um i'm down. I'm down here slumming it with with Jedi.
03:59:03
Speaker
I'm down here sluming it with you and this slum i'm this plumm lord here that you're slumming it with what the but no thislums as the wars and no fun can help I it
03:59:16
Speaker
i didn't feel like it was true Jedi, Jedi, we have to pretend like we're slumming it. We know that we're better than them. Sometimes we have to elevate. I caught that. hoda I caught that. like you like Like you do for Shaman.
03:59:28
Speaker
Shaman thinks it's his show, but in all actuality, it's your show, bro. You're the star. some real nonsensical nonsense being spoken right now. This is the blaze sensical. It is. It is. It is a blaze show.
03:59:42
Speaker
it's That is Jedi. Oh, Jedi, you got to show here. Hold a second. Put Jedi back up on the um the big screen. Put Jedi back up on the big screen. no, no, no, no. no no no You're like the thing I got going, bro.
03:59:59
Speaker
Oh, Jedi, you're going to get me back on, bro. Dude. What are you talking about? Put Jedi on the big screen. Don't put me on the big screen. Don't do it.
04:00:10
Speaker
I just want to see your facial hair. I want to say a facial hair, bro. I've had the same facial hair from the minute you ever met me. we've I've had the same fucking facial hair. Don't lie to me. Just talk dirty to me.
04:00:26
Speaker
It's not for the panel, okay? They can't handle us. My God. They ain't They're not like us, huh? They're not like us.
04:00:48
Speaker
I fucking love you, bro. Oh, my God. I fucking love Jenna. We By the way, don't much mean but then is is digging her some jedi tonight what is up okay well i'm always digging me some jedi i love trans she's amazing she's she's an awesome person ah i'm ah always digging me some jetdi and i owe un love her oh the niian guy i man i love trans do that she's amazing she's she's in she's an awesome person
04:01:23
Speaker
Tarantula, you need to you need to hang out with me on Fridays on Blazers. Yes. and and We need to get Tarantula on the panel. Yes, we want Tarantula.
04:01:38
Speaker
yeah Do you have an ex-account, Tarantula? Nobody I ever talk to on YouTube has an ex-account, which baffles me.
04:01:46
Speaker
God damn it. It's so much easier to talk to people because I talk some people on um what fucking discord, but I hate discord. So I love discord. Why do you hate discord? Because I'm getting used
Discord and Social Media Humor
04:01:58
Speaker
to it. Okay. Are you on discord? Discord? Yeah.
04:02:01
Speaker
Be friends. Discord me. Discord me up. I don't know how to use discord properly, but discate do you even know your discord name? Yes. It's lazy Jedi.
04:02:13
Speaker
My name for everything. So it's the same. Okay. it's a run out we're that consistent i ain't hard to find what my my older brother's about hop in here uh oh and he's a taste drunk i don't think he's gonna get on camera but he'll probably be in the chat
04:02:39
Speaker
um i'm trying to yeah discord is a little fucking confusing i will say yeah I'm not. I mean, I try figure it out, but I just, I use it for talking to certain people and sharing out links to my channel once a while, but yeah.
04:02:56
Speaker
Hit me up on this. Or just get an account. You fucking weirdos get an X account. tried Twitter. I know, right? like that is ah try twitter i'll do for improving for good i know All I've ever seen on X is people trying to promote their snatch. Any social media. No, no, no, snatch. Wait, what? Twitter snatch chat.
04:03:28
Speaker
Snatch? All I've ever seen on Twitter is people trying to promote their snatch. Johnny said snatch.
04:03:39
Speaker
All I've ever seen on Twitter is people trying to promote their snatch. the there on the Twitter. I think you went to XXX, not just First and foremost, Jedi, it is XXXNX.
04:03:50
Speaker
i think you went to kind of x x x not just that i raa um detail and makes important first and foremost jedi it is x x x and that's And it's the greatest porn site on the planet. Brittany, you don't have to say anything. I've seen that face and you already know what I'm talking about. oh is fun good I see face and I see her. I see face and I heard and I see her.
04:04:26
Speaker
Do you have videos on there? you don't have have videos on there, but everybody knows that XXXNX is the top tier porn site that is 100% free.
04:04:39
Speaker
And that's where you go to get all your porn. And I'm talking about it, and Brittany knows. I'm going to check that out. Look at her face. That's what we're talking about. like fuck relate to britain is a great kind of Say it with a straight face.
04:04:55
Speaker
Say it with a straight face. I don't know what fuck you're talking about. That was Blair Witch level fucking stuff. What is Glick jealous of? What I jealous of?
04:05:07
Speaker
bla wi level like fucking what is what what is click joe what is click jealous of what am i what is what am i of yeah Pornhub's a joke.
04:05:19
Speaker
Pornhub is trash. XNXX or whatever it is is just a site that takes shit from other fucking porn sites, though, is all it is. Yeah, but it's all 100% free and there's no ads.
04:05:33
Speaker
God damn it. Because it's just still porn from other sites. The first time we see... It's like to sit there and say fucking... It's like sitting there and watching Tubi go, Amazon sucks.
04:05:47
Speaker
Yeah, but porn hu but but Pornhub inundates you with ads. XXNX, there's no ads. Plus, you must plus all them you're missing my point.
04:05:59
Speaker
yeah What were you saying, though? You said, Brittany, when I see you. What did you say? Brittany, when I see you in we fight fucking talk shit to me Keep talking shit to me.
04:06:14
Speaker
We're going square up. ah yeah Square up. Put your hair up. yeah is past that How about that? He must be watching the shorts XX and XX. I only need a minute. I don't need to watch a full-ass hour movie. I just need like a minute, a minute and a half.
04:06:37
Speaker
You know what I mean? Not a minute. whereas Never mind. None of you guys are wrestling fans. I won't that.
04:06:46
Speaker
Never mind. I'm not going to divulge. I'm not going to. yeah and i'm Oh, Blaze, we know you watch porn. We know you jerk off, you fucking gooner. No, you were over here like, oh, it needs a minute.
04:07:05
Speaker
I don't need that. You're like, you should like Blaze. Never mind. I should have known better of Blaze. He's watching a full-on movie. He's critiquing it. He's breaking it down. he's spoil more That's what gets him. Blaze, I love you, buddy. like Her dialogue just doesn't match with his. She's saying, uh, uh, uh. He's saying, oof, oof, oof. And I'm over here like, what? What?
04:07:33
Speaker
It's two totally different languages. psychological The psychological. She's over here uber-mitching it, and he's over here fucking doing dialecticals. i don't know what to do. I have a very vivid imagination, so I don't really have to watch. I don't need a lot of time. I'm just trying to fucking get a nut, goddammit. Describe what's going on in your imagination.
04:07:59
Speaker
me oh Let's hear it, Brittany. We'll get canceled. And I'm pretty sure my older brother's on here, too. Tell him to leave and then tell us what's on your mind. i good Chris is like X videos and X hamsters.
04:08:19
Speaker
X hamster. Wait, what? you what What's X hamster? I can find your a porn site with a fucking animal name in it. That's not cool. Oh, I've heard
Favorite Animals and Porn Preferences
04:08:29
Speaker
of that. kind wait yeah and give I like, I like X see if
04:08:36
Speaker
see if you're going down that room. That's your favorite animal.
04:08:44
Speaker
I like ex-Wolverine. It fucks my dick up. like how I'm going to share my favorite porn spots. Okay, stop sharing your favorite porn spots. What is your searches on those porn spots? I like that's like... That's where shit gets real. I always go to midget.
04:09:05
Speaker
kill
04:09:09
Speaker
and design again i always go to minji and last night called pervert and that was one of the questions you guys i sent it to you on snapchat it was like have you ever had sex with somebody's like uh yeah it's great that you think we listen to you or watch your snapchats has somebody had sex with somebody's what britney i was playing a game with my friends last night it's called pervert and it said have you ever oh that's a game nowadays
04:09:43
Speaker
Yeah. Have you and I won? First and foremost, first and foremost, hold on one second.
04:09:54
Speaker
I just want to call a timeout. I just want to call a timeout across the board real quick because I'd like to address a comment in the chat. ah First and foremost, your boy's not a minute man.
04:10:06
Speaker
No way, shape, and or form. Oh, man. See, she got the joke. She got the joke. That's funny. That's fucking and funny. By the way, Tarantula's my person. That's what I was trying to address.
04:10:25
Speaker
That's what was trying to address. And nobody's shape and or form is your boy a minute, man. I like that one. However, if I'm jerking off, I don't want to spend a lot of time jerking off. So I only need about a minute. That's true. You want to be efficient with your time.
04:10:42
Speaker
You want to be efficient with your time. I get it. I get that. maybe and You have no... but When you're jerking up, you have nobody to impress. You're just trying to get it done and get on with your life. you trying make get a nothing that again I'm with Glick on this. Yeah, I'm jerking up, I'm just trying to get another.
04:11:01
Speaker
Maybe sometimes I'm just trying to fall asleep at the end of the night. So I'm just like, fuck, why can't I fall asleep? I'm just literally going to say that. Right, Brittany? You know you're a girl. Sometimes you just want to know what to do to get where you need to be right now. You got to rub a house so you can have a good night's sleep sometimes.
04:11:19
Speaker
Yeah. I'm not bad, Pat. Again, again, i got references. I got references. i ain't no Minute Man. Shut up,
04:11:37
Speaker
and boom I've seen the trolls you've been with. I'm fucking with you, Brittany.
04:11:48
Speaker
You literally killed a man. You literally, he was smited after he had sex with you. You were struck down by lightning in a parking lot after he had sex with You just can't understand how could just kill a man. It was so amazing, that's why.
04:12:02
Speaker
because it was so amazing that's why Oh, fuck. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I'm not backpedaling. A quick jerk-off session.
Network Control and Blaze's Leadership
04:12:12
Speaker
It's not like I'm lighting candles and I'm romancing myself. I do not come to the non-sexual network to get turned on.
04:12:19
Speaker
outrageous. I could literally just be bored. I could literally just be bored and nobody's home and I'm sitting on the couch and I'm like, fuck it, I guess we're doing this. Why not? yeah yeah yeah It's one of those things like, hey, are you hungry? no but I could eat.
04:12:35
Speaker
I guess I'll jerk off real quick. There's nothing on TV. No, can still rub one out. Don't let's jerk off. i think i guess i'll jerk off real quick there's nothing on tv yeah i no but i could still rub one out yeah and yeah don't don't don't let Don't, because I'm not, if I'm going to be with somebody, I'm not watching, like, oh, hold on a second, baby. You know what, Bernie, you need to take that hood off and get so ready for reality, because that's how life works.
04:13:09
Speaker
What?
04:13:12
Speaker
I thought you were using the hood to shield yourself from reality. Oh, no, no, no. You took it off now, so it's fine. Holy shit. I just like having it on sometimes.
04:13:25
Speaker
Hmm.
04:13:27
Speaker
Blaze, get control of your panel, Blaze. And your network. Brittany's in charge tonight. Brittany's driving this bus tonight. Trust me, I tried to put Blaze in charge one time. me I tried to put Blaze in charge one time, and he was like, nope, hell no, fuck this shit. you're Nope, nope.
04:13:45
Speaker
Yeah, I only i only only activate when I need to activate. What does that mean? yeahll oh Y'all witnessed it earlier. That's all I'm going to say And it was amazing. Amazing.
04:13:59
Speaker
Oh, Jedi wasn't here for the online Jehovah's Witness, dude. No. What did I miss? I would like to be filled in on those details because that sounds interesting. We just sat back and just let them know. I got loud. I didn't get loud. I got authority with someone.
04:14:23
Speaker
I told them they are not going to tell me to shut up on my network and I fucking booted the fuck out of here. I was here for that. I was here for that. For the whole thing? Yeah, no.
04:14:35
Speaker
blaze were singing you see here for us surviv yeah i was here for that yeah but the whole thing no the whole thing on hi two man that was la that were blaze and britney are sharing a brain cell dude they're not even sharing a full brain cell that's the thing that's the thing that's the thing they're not even sharing a full brain cell at this point in time like oh Lisa may have some more brains. Jedi, you nailed that shit right on the head, bro. now My brain is smooth as fuck right now.
04:15:12
Speaker
listen I still still got to say, man, dopa one of the one of the coldest, dopest drops on on nonsensical nonsense was Blaze.
04:15:23
Speaker
Don't tell me to shut up on my network. Honestly, Blaze, you just put yourself up on this pedestal that you're going to have to live up to every stream now.
04:15:35
Speaker
No. i this da No. King Kong ain't got shit on Blaze, okay? that's what we're That's where we're at right now. I got to give that down fucking i john do it fuck network.
04:15:49
Speaker
Well, it's just intelligent as fuck. i gotta give I got to give that dude. Right there. It was epic as fuck. I got to give that dude credit. I don't even remember his name, but I got to give him credit because I've been trying to take, I've been trying to get blaze to take ownership because blaze is just as important on this network as I am.
04:16:08
Speaker
Yes. I might've created it But Blaze is right there with me, man. Blaze is right there with me every step of the way, man. he That's my partner. Not in a sexual way. He doesn't remember most of the steps that he was there. Sometimes behind the rest stop, it's a sexual way. But Blaze is my partner, man.
04:16:31
Speaker
Blaze is my partner, man. this is This is my dude. I tell everybody that Blaze is my left-hand man. And I say left-hand because I'm left-handed. Don't propose to me anything. you manle Does it feel weird when you jerk off with your left hand and you're like, oh, this feels like Blaze.
04:16:48
Speaker
No, it actually feels it actually feels right. It actually feels right. yeah It feels like home. I don't know what home is, but this certainly does feel like home. It's only one minute away, though.
04:17:06
Speaker
It's just one minute. I'm just trying to get a quick nut. yeah No, man i know man, that was that was something though that that statement was something that I've been looking for for a long ass fucking minute because blazes my guy blazes my partner in this in this network.
04:17:24
Speaker
Now, finally, to any fuck and he finally fucking took ownership and he was like, was mu no yeah he fu everything in me, it took everything I had in me not to come up out of my chair and go.
04:17:39
Speaker
He caught the game-winning touchdown and then fucking spiked it in the end zone like this, bitch. Like this. We just won a Super Bowl against – Blaze and I just won a Super Bowl against Tom Brady. The greatest – That's exactly what that was. Honestly, Blaze, you just we're going to build monuments to you for that specific event because that's how good it was. It was legit. It was pretty legit.
04:18:09
Speaker
It was legit. like And like have it as something. By the way, Trashle is my new favorite person because she's really nice to me and If freedom screamed energy right now.
04:18:23
Speaker
but It was like everyone here got a wet... By the way, this is about... I got to give Tarantula a star for this right now because when Blaze dropped that line and Tarantula nailed it, Angel, I'm sorry, Angel, you nailed it, girl.
04:18:44
Speaker
It was lit Like everyone here got a lady. and yeah lady who Got wet as fucking moments. We all got wet. When Blaze said, you will not tell me to shut up on my network.
04:18:59
Speaker
That's my dog, man. My dog got that bark in him. Let's go. Okay, so I gotta say something about Blaze, because he boosted my ego today, and my ego doesn't need any boosting. I've been boosting my ego. He texted me today with his background. He's like, if anybody would like this, it would be you. And I was like...
04:19:21
Speaker
For one, I fucking love it, so you're right. For two, you thought of me when you made that, and that's the person you thought that would like it? I was like, i'm a somebody.
04:19:32
Speaker
Somebody thought about me when they did something cool. Fuck Hool-Aid. I made it in life, Blaze. If I want to taste colors, I'll do drugs.
04:19:47
Speaker
Yeah. Holy shit. Because Jedi, you appreciate my backgrounds. I get the on camera i get the most love out of my backgrounds from Jedi. So when I made that one today, I'm like, ah, he's going to love this one. For one.
04:20:03
Speaker
one Even if he didn't send it to me, even if I just showed up here tonight and saw I'd be like, that's a fucking badass background. But I got the pre. i got the You know, you you get in early. You know some people. you get in Jedi did get the yeah i did give and the first.
04:20:19
Speaker
I got the sneak peek. And I felt super honored by that. Like the fact that he thought of me when he sent that out, I was like, fuck yeah. Yeah. So thank you for that.
04:20:30
Speaker
Thank you for boosting my ego. And by the way, everybody around me, when my ego is boosted, they suffer for it. Because I'm like, I'm better than all of you. You can go around and try to make it look a lot for the license. I just wanted. I hope you did.
04:20:45
Speaker
I hope i didn you did. I hope you did. Fuck you. Fuck you. I'm better than all of you. Do you not realize? People are sending me things. yeah You don't even know. I don't even want to get into it.
04:20:56
Speaker
I'm better than you. he just Shut the fuck up. who walk way and That's how my mind works. i go I go from feeling like nothing to feeling like the all being. Like I'm fucking Odinson. He's lucky. He's showing his kids.
04:21:19
Speaker
Look kids, I do have friends. Look kids, I have friends. They send me their backgrounds before they broadcast them. Fuck all you. You're nothing. Angel, I'm going to go ahead and give you consent from everybody here.
04:21:34
Speaker
Absolutely. She said she's going to make her... With consent, hee hee hee, I'm going to take pics and make a pic my next Saturday of everyone.
Edibles Experience and Snack Choices
04:21:46
Speaker
Fuck yeah. Like a prize or something like that? like Yeah, yeah. Go for it. oh let's go. I didn't know you did that, Angel.
04:21:57
Speaker
Can you send those to me? Oh my god, Greg. Shut up, you goofy bitch. We literally talked about it earlier. Was listening?
04:22:10
Speaker
Was I commenting? Was I conversating? This is a bitch show tonight. oh If I put my face out in public. i i'm ah I'm in the fucking backseat with Jedi tonight. like I've been house ousted tonight.
04:22:24
Speaker
We've just been hanging. You're the only two talking right now. the only two talking right now I know. know you this You're free to join the conversation as long as it doesn't hang out. This is my philosophy. If I'm going to put myself out in public, I i expect things like this. I'm just saying. yeah yeah that I just do. You've got to be a pet tourist.
04:22:52
Speaker
That's the equivalent of showing up to the party with a Sharpie marker and I'm at fault.
04:23:00
Speaker
I'm glad you're getting plenty of protein. I'm so glad you're getting on a lot of protein. I want you to know I'm going to put that on our social media. I hope you're okay. I might have already done that.
04:23:10
Speaker
i know I know i know ive put it on mine. I know I put it on mine. oh yeah put it where of like look out good i some dick this This is the great thing about blazing eyes that we have no problem being the brunt of the joke because the whole like blaze has had way too much fun with the picture of me high as fuck on a gummy with my peanut butter banana and he yeah right looks a big I to
04:23:43
Speaker
know and it is what it did just it is what it is i knew it is see that haven't she please ive not that penis still i need to see it
04:23:56
Speaker
wait I don't know wait but know if we still have it in the early league I have to keep deleting stuff in order to put it up while we're waiting for them to put up the picture I just want to say you're awesome
04:24:11
Speaker
my phone is blowing up like I'm sorry god you have no you have no fucking like what's happening it's happening this is this is the This is what I love about Blaze is that both of us but of us are just like, you think you can embarrass us?
04:24:34
Speaker
You can't fucking embarrass us because going to roll with whatever you do. Hold my beer. I'll embarrass the fuck out of myself before you're going to do it. I'm the same way, bro. I'm the same fucking way. You're not going embarrass me.
04:24:52
Speaker
I will embarrass the fuck out of myself, but you ain't going to fucking let love on me. Oh, no. like did i not now Jedi and I are not driving this bus, man. Jedi and I are just hanging out in the backseat together while these three idiots in front of us are driving.
04:25:08
Speaker
and it's and johnny bong's is like johnny bong's is like i'm just hearing glicks for if johnny bong's is like i'm here and glick forgets about me 90 of the time so he's out there he's trying to bring in those little fishes he can eat them um no um yeah john that's what johnny's up to oh my ears yeah you can hold my yeah good man now i got monthly Yeah, Blaze and I have no embarrassment factor at all. We're just like, fuck it. If it's if it's good for the network and and and people enjoy it, and we fuck it. Let's do it, man. Let's just fucking do it.
04:25:53
Speaker
Whatever. It is what it is. Blaze is looking for the... but just Dude, um done i saw so I've smoked weed twice in my life. And I was 16 when I smoked weed.
04:26:05
Speaker
yeah so da da um I literally smoked weed twice when I was 16 and both times I just crawled in the back of my truck and went to sleep and I'm like yeah the fuck I wake up the next morning I'm like the fuck I got a whole case of Budweiser and a bottle of Jack Daniels and I showed up ready to party and I've done gummies twice in my life in the last couple years First time was amazing.
04:26:34
Speaker
And the second time, I wound up puking my guts out. I thought I was going to fucking die. i can all a me yeah i Yeah, dude. It was wild. And I crawled into the bathtub.
04:26:46
Speaker
I crawled into the bathtub and I turned the shower on and I laid in there for two hours before ex-whore found me. There you go. Just post it on Facebook.
04:26:58
Speaker
just post it on facebook Oh, what? What did you do? I thought we were looking for the the stone. What are you doing? Get your shit together, Blaze.
04:27:10
Speaker
play ah Blaze, throw open the overlays. I don't care which picture it is. So that second time, and I thought I was going to die. I want to see Glick high as fuck.
04:27:21
Speaker
and it i thought Oh, okay. I got to find It don't matter which meme you have or its the original picture. so yeah so So I i shared a picture on here one night.
04:27:36
Speaker
And I sent it to Blaze. And I sent it to Blaze. i don't Fuck that don't hold my beer and I've got this fucking sandwich dude Jedi I've got this sandwich it's it's peanut butter and Banana, which I love. That's one of my favorite sandwiches on the planet. That's Elvis's favorite. That's the Elvis Presley sandwich. What the fuck? Yeah, Elvis is like that. yeah, yeah. Let's go. Here it is.
04:28:01
Speaker
Look at that. Whoa. yeah Yeah, your boy is amazing. Veggie straws and like four pieces of bread for one sandwich. feel that.
04:28:13
Speaker
Dude, I feel that. Dude, dude. every Every slice of bread had peanut butter, bananas, and potato chips on it. Every slice of bread
04:28:25
Speaker
That's the type of shit I do when I'm stoned out of my brain. i just fucking... like Veggie sticks, bro. Veggie sticks. Veggie sticks. Hey, that's better than potato chips. He's trying to keep it healthy with
04:28:46
Speaker
Mind you, before this picture was taken, had already ravaged the refrigerator. I'm eating leftovers. I mean, we frozen burritos. Like, I mean, frozen burritos. Since I discovered gummies, I've gained, like, 20 pounds. I can't do that. No, fuck, I don't like syrup.
04:29:05
Speaker
I get the munchies like a motherfucker. Dude, i did i i don't be i don't I don't remember what all I ate, but I know there was light peppers in the fridge that I ate. And I was eating the leftovers out of the fridge while i was while I was making like four or six frozen burritos, probably on the lines of six frozen burritos. And I ate those burritos.
04:29:28
Speaker
ah and I'm sitting in bed and I'm like with with with with with my and I'm like, ha and um your would i live when i get I get so i like I'll eat until my stomach hurts. That's the only way I know where to stop because like I don't like my hunger button doesn't get turned off like oh you've eaten a certain amount. You should stop eating. No.
04:29:56
Speaker
My body's just like nope. You're just going to keep eating until you die. That it pushed me that was me that know me that night And then i' out in the kitchen. I feel where you're coming from that so hard. And then that picture same much that that picture with that sandwich, I'm like, peanut butter, banana, potato chips, bread slice, bread slice.
04:30:22
Speaker
i think and And I just kept repeating the cycle. Yeah, it was the crunch. And then I was like, and then and then i and then i was like And then I was like, i dude, I love veggie straws. Them fucking veggie straws are the greatest goddamn thing on the planet. They're legit. Fucking legit.
04:30:43
Speaker
and and And I like to dip them in a little bit of ranch. Sometimes I'll get me a little cup of ranch and dip them in that. I've not done that, but I can see how it would be amazing. You know, you can just suck the ranch through the veggie straw, right?
04:30:57
Speaker
Don't go't do that. no I'm joking. Don't do that. no you know that but up with blazes Don't do it. Don't Just stick the veggie bottle.
04:31:10
Speaker
If you're sucking ranch through a veggie straw, that is a fast track to type 2 diabetes. A dip cup of the ranch in one veggie straw, what you doing? Veggie straw is healthy.
04:31:26
Speaker
Blaze starts with cocaine through a veggie straw, too, by the way. I was going to Angel. Dude, you just gave a whole entire frat party an idea tonight. I'm just saying. It immediately makes your cocaine vegan. Hashtag cocaine through a vegan straw.
04:31:51
Speaker
Oh, I got to say, got to say, Angel, Angel, I love you. It's called glowing a veggie. go blow a care It's called It's called snorting. Anyway, you're snorting it.
04:32:03
Speaker
Huh?
04:32:06
Speaker
Man, we're going to do some lines. We're going to a ah don't know We just sneezed. You just blew carrot.
04:32:18
Speaker
I didn't know. Let's i got say john dick so state matter she's angel Angel said natural stoner, even though you don't smoke.
04:32:32
Speaker
I am. Apparently I ah Apparently I am. I don't if I can. Why don't you shut your fucking whore mouth, Brittany? You don't have to smoke. You can only do yeah um Actually,
04:32:47
Speaker
Frito scoops and Nutella. Frito scoops and Nutella. Are we going to chase? I don't like Nutella. Nutella is gross. What?
04:32:58
Speaker
No. Nutella with some pretzels? oh Pretzel sticks and Nutella? Pretzels and Nutella. Yes, dude. Nutella is amazing. I'll fight off you bitches. Shut up. i'll fucking We will defeat you and your beard.
04:33:15
Speaker
And i't like you I will cancel my contract for the fucking timeshare for your beer. What?
04:33:28
Speaker
You know what? What actual fuck is happening tonight? Seriously. I do want to say... Barbecue lays potato chips with honey mustard?
04:33:40
Speaker
That's my jam, girl. ah much I like making a ham sandwich with cheese, yeah mayo, and then putting salt and vinegar chips on it. Oh, yeah, yeah. Potato chips make...
04:33:51
Speaker
potato chips make
04:33:55
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it's got respect to your balance Whatever I'm just going to say this Whatever your favorite flavor of potato chips Are Makes every sandwich better That's true That's actually Oh yeah you guys don't get these down there What is that What is that Those are the cunts potato chips
04:34:24
Speaker
Cunts? Yeah, cunts. Cunts potato chips. I mean, i mean i okay, Brittany. do like eating good cunt. I do like eating a good cunt myself. But I will say this.
04:34:38
Speaker
Cunts potato chips are are amazing. are Like you ain't ever eaten. Are you okay, Brittany? You know you fucking stuck your face in a vagina. Nobody asked you to eat one. Now.
04:34:52
Speaker
but look Trust me, she stuck her face in seven or 20 before. But she wants up the air, right? on. No, no, no, no. So I know where britney's coming from because that i know where Brittany's coming from because those cunts potato chips, they're technically coons, but I call them cunts.
04:35:12
Speaker
That's what she spent... Yeah, whatever. I call them cunts. that That's a sheet specialty. yeah Yes, I know. However, Brittany, they are number two on my on my list of potato chips. because and if i have and i have and ah and and and when in And when we all hang out, and if I have to bring them to you, Kahn's potato chips, have you ever had Kahn's potato chips? It's an Ohio thing.
04:35:38
Speaker
probably How do you spell it? I don't know. C-O-N-N-S. I don't believe I have. Yeah, it's an Ohio thing They're an Ohio company I'll bring you some cons Do it Is it like It chips, so therefore it chips Hey, what?
04:35:59
Speaker
was It was a con joke See, it was joke Oh, oh, I get it I get it Okay, we'll explain it the rest of the class. It's a philosophy. I don't get it. I don't get it. He blazes being philosophical. He's being a philosopher.
04:36:18
Speaker
yeah we will Explain the joke then. Explain the joke. To be or not to be. a I think therefore I am. i i shit i i got i get it get it now, Blaze. I get it now, Blaze. I get it. I got i got it. so i think Sorry, I'm stupid.
04:36:37
Speaker
Sorry, I'm stupid, please. Wait, what the fuck? You know, there is a brand of potato chips called Grippo's from Ohio, and I can't find them anymore. I think they stopped selling. to First and foremost, Grippo's is good.
04:36:56
Speaker
grandpas is good First and foremost, Angel, there's a lot of things in Ohio. First and foremost, the best thing in Ohio is me. Duh. I'm just saying.
04:37:07
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but but But there's a lot of good things in Ohio. You know what's better than Glick in Ohio? When I'm in Ohio. He's not wrong. He's not wrong. He's not He's not wrong. I knew where you were going with that, Blaze. And he's not wrong with that, generally. Yeah.
04:37:27
Speaker
i knew where you were going with that blaze and he's not wrong with I am Blase's bitch. What is this? What is this crocodile barbecue chips you speak of? Dude, I don't know what crocodile barbecue chips are, but I've had barbecue crocodile and it's delicious.
04:37:51
Speaker
great magnet looking I'm looking at crocodile potato chips on Amazon right now.
04:37:58
Speaker
My grandpa had barbecue alligator and he said it was gross. My grandpa had Alzheimer's. but He said it was gross, too. I bet. It tastes horrible. It tastes horrible.
04:38:18
Speaker
but Dude, I was walking down the hallway to go get a beer.
04:38:27
Speaker
I apologize. are we talking are we Are we talking like Mr. Chip's crocodile cheese and pizza flavored corn chips? I'm sorry, Blaze. I'm literally crying right now. That was so funny.
04:38:42
Speaker
field time i believe i'm literally crying right now that was so
04:38:54
Speaker
What are these crocodile chips you speak of?
04:39:00
Speaker
sorry believe my grandmother at all time so i go ahead i'm sorry
04:39:17
Speaker
what are these crocodile chips you speak of
04:39:22
Speaker
Blaze, are you mad at me now? About what? Do you know, that are you holding back on these crocodile chips? I know. Then I'm not mad at you.
04:39:33
Speaker
Okay, good. I just want to ah just want to clear the airwaves.
04:39:39
Speaker
Is it jerky.com, original alligator jerky, the best wild game? you want this? don't like this.
04:39:51
Speaker
I'm going find these crocodile fucking chips you talk about. That's not a knife. That's not a knife. The fact that reference came out of your mouth is hilarious.
04:40:06
Speaker
Why? It's such an old movie. Okay, and you know me. I'm an old girl. it doesn't mean you watch old movies.
04:40:17
Speaker
Not that movie, especially. I'm sorry. so Crocodile Dundee. That's not a great movie, but it's a funny movie. That's not enough.
04:40:30
Speaker
christie I want some... hot What are these crocodile barbecue chips? God dang it. o I'm so confused. Fuck. My body hurts so bad.
04:40:44
Speaker
Croc Ace? I need some barbecue chips from the Crocodile Dundee, man. From the Dunday. From the Dunday, from the under Dundays.
04:40:55
Speaker
They're way down under from an under Dunday.
04:40:59
Speaker
What the fuck? What going on? What's up, Johnny? That edible kicked in. I'm fucking flying.
04:41:10
Speaker
oh yeah Oh, yeah. yeah Every light in this room feels like it's like a fractal. and i good right alice yeah alls Alice is knocking at my door. She's like, take one more cap and I'll let you in.
04:41:27
Speaker
do ju You should fucking finger blast the hell out of Alice. you do No, because then then she doesn't invite me to the Mad Batters tea parties and those are blasts. Those are the real blasts. You want to you want Brittany, I'm going to give you props, girl. Not only on the Crocodile Dundee reference, but also on the on the accent.
04:41:55
Speaker
Oh, thanks. great yeah You threw the quote out there. You threw the quote out there, and you nailed it, and you had the accent. and I got to give you props, girl. I'm going to start having her narrate my fucking name.
04:42:11
Speaker
Just bring your goofy ass up here. You're drinking. We're all drinking. right we've we've got we've got we've got like We've got like an hour left. So just come up here on the panel with us. There's the link right there. The link's there. Stop Stop it. stop it Just get up in here, bitch.
04:42:28
Speaker
Oh my god That's what that sounded like it's like radio's gonna like silly labor but there's a bit of you i did It get your ass up here oh its and hang It's weird when you do it to a female huh but It has never been weird when I've done that to a female I'm just saying no land on that Not you, Glick.
04:43:00
Speaker
I've been there, done that. We're not talking about Glick's scissoring action. I scissor.
04:43:14
Speaker
That's hot. It is. but but Now that you said it, though, I'm like, actually, what? you can't take it back. You already put it out there. You can't take it back. yes I should say some weird ass shit.
04:43:34
Speaker
but We all say weird ass shit. Welcome to Saturday Night, Brittany. Is this your first time?
04:43:42
Speaker
that We say weird as shit. This is why you brought me a phone. And then after we say the weird ass shit, we own that weird ass shit.
04:43:55
Speaker
a You know. Oh, shit. I got to actually, I got to get to bed. got to be at work at one o'clock in the morning. And 1 o'clock in the afternoon. got in the oh Yeah, you have a 9-hour shift or something like that. Yeah, I got a 9-hour shift tomorrow. Fucking man, I had a liquor store. On Father's Day.
04:44:16
Speaker
I don't know the hell happened. Oh, I forgot it was Father's Day. My daughter reminded me it was Father's Day that this weekend and she was like, what do you want for dinner? And I'm like,
04:44:30
Speaker
I don't fucking know. She's like, just pick a place. and I'm like, oh my God. We're not going out to eat. You know how expensive it is to go out to eat? She's like, oh, I ordered a DoorDash. I'm like, you know much more expensive DoorDash is? so much You know what? yeah she's offered me If she's offering this up for Father's Day, don't bitch about all this. No, no, no, no, no. Hold on a second. So no, no, no, no. I'm not bitching about it. so i was like She was like, what do you want for dinner? and I said, you know what would be nice for dinner?
04:44:58
Speaker
like a good steak, potato, and salad. and she And I was like, and DoorDash is too expensive and going out to eat is too expensive, so why don't you cook me dinner?
04:45:12
Speaker
You need a brineer to come over and grill for you. No, no, no. And she said, and she said i don't know how to cook steak. And and this is this is where that this is where the golden opportunity came in as a dad because I feel like I've kind of let her down.
04:45:28
Speaker
you know, she's 20 years old, and I feel like I've kind of let her down because it was like she said, i don't know how to cook a steak. and he said And I said, you know what? I'll teach you. We'll do it together because you're 20 years old. And my my and my mom, RIP, God rest her soul, under my car seat, when I was 11 years old, she she took me into the kitchen, and she started teaching me how to cook.
04:45:52
Speaker
Your boy can cook. Like, your boy's a menace in the kitchen. Your boy's not only a menace in real life, but I'm a menace in the kitchen. But you, like, totally took over your whole entire daughter's freaking gift to you. No, no, no, and no, no. no no big i didn't Because me i know I don't want her to take me to a restaurant because it's me, her, and and our brother and sister. And you know how expensive that's going to be?
04:46:21
Speaker
andma is what she wants to do for you You don't know she stay off or you don't you don't know yeah but i that you have done for her growing up you've wiped her
04:46:36
Speaker
but but hold on a second hold on a second y'all jump on my asshole i' y'all jump on i'm just y'all jumping in my asshole but If it's like Ruth's Chris or like Gordon Ramsay's Steakhouse or whatever, I would understand why you would say no. Yeah, no. But no, when I told her, but, don't jump it into my asshole real quick, but listen.
04:46:58
Speaker
And you love it. but when i But when I told her that I would teach her how to cook a steak, the response I got from her meant more than any fucking jerk off cooking a steak at a restaurant.
Father's Day and Quality Time
04:47:13
Speaker
And her pain for it. What was the response? i was like The response was ah was her being excited to to to fucking. To learn? Oh, that's good. Yeah, to learn and spend time with her dad.
04:47:26
Speaker
Oh, that part. Yeah, okay. Yeah, yeah, yeah. That's why I said, like, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. You guys are, you guys are like. I'm kidding. That's what a lot of people don't understand. That's what a lot of people don't understand about me. They're sentimental.
04:47:41
Speaker
that's a sentiment That's what a lot of people That's what a lot of people don't understand about me. ah You don't know I don't want expensive gifts like we can do the quality time thing e or anything like yeah i like him i don't You don't have to yeah you don't have to go buy me and You and your brother and sister dinner like let's let's run up to Kroger's and grab a couple steaks and let me teach you how to fucking cook a steak I get where you're coming from but it was like it was quality time quality time But it was an idea that she had because she wants to see how much loves you. Yeah, yeah, no, I know and but But also we can still spend time together rather be about like a bonfire
04:48:29
Speaker
Yeah, well, I can't. I i know i don't have a room for a bonfire. But no, it's it's it's about that quality time, and and it's about that experience, and it's about you know teaching or something. and and and and just and and and and And the other two will be involved, too. so No, it's some of my fondest memories.
04:48:52
Speaker
4 p.m. tomorrow. Happy. Actually, you know what it is? 1.20 in the morning? Happy Father's Day. It is 420 somewhere. It is 420 somewhere. And fuck you bitches.
04:49:09
Speaker
Fuck you bitches who are single moms. This is dad's day. This is our day because we don't intrude on your mother's day. no, no. No, no, no, no, no.
04:49:20
Speaker
No, I tell my dad happy Mother's Day because he raised me. So Father's Day and Mother's Day is I never got that. Both of them are to my dad.
04:49:31
Speaker
Yeah. he yeah Hell yeah. Let's not genderize a holiday now. Happy Father's Day to all you dads out there, man. leave Yeah, whatever.
04:49:45
Speaker
Who are you calling daddy? Who are you calling daddy, Angel? Oh. Oh, goodness. oh i approve oh this
04:49:58
Speaker
That's who this fucker. She wants to learn the right... Yeah, yeah, yeah. I mean... I can... i Trust me. Trust me. Your boy can cook. Your boy can cook now.
04:50:11
Speaker
I'm a menace in the kitchen.
04:50:15
Speaker
i I was going to freestyle, but I'm just too drunk to freestyle.
04:50:23
Speaker
No, man. I'm all about the experiences. i'm all about... Spending time with my kids. i would rush up i I would much rather teach my kids something and spend time with them than them spend money on me. like one ah One of the coolest gifts, and I love this, this is one of my favorite hats.
04:50:39
Speaker
i don't know if you guys can see this very correct right quick. This is my hat right here yeah it says this is This is a hat they got me last year.
04:50:51
Speaker
says, proud father of a few dumbass kids. I love that. I love this fucking hat. My dad would be so pissed off if I got him that.
04:51:03
Speaker
No, my kids got me that. I love it because my kids are assholes. They're cool, but they're assholes. My dad doesn't curse. You remember that one time at church camp? Yeah, my kids are assholes. My kids are assholes because I raised them. Oh, that's true. Yeah.
04:51:20
Speaker
yeah my kids are assholes because i raised them so
04:51:26
Speaker
yeah No, I rocked it out for per a little over two years, 24-7, single dad, man. I had my kids all the time, man. It was awesome.
04:51:38
Speaker
But, I mean, yeah, I didn't even realize it was Father's Day because I never think about it. I don't care about Father's Day. I don't need a fucking, I don't need a day out of the year.
04:51:50
Speaker
i I've always looked at Father's Day and Mother's Day and shit like that as like Hallmark holidays. so yeah ah Yes.
04:52:00
Speaker
like i say I say that because he's those holidays were kind of brought up in order to kind of uplift the card industry, the gift card industry. I think that's sort of like an exploitation, like building a tradition just for a company. It's an economic type. I think it's dirty. It's an economic ploy, basically. And feel the same way with Valentine's Day. It's like I have people...
04:52:33
Speaker
You did, you did, you did. And I said, because i don't have to need, I don't need a certain calendar day to give somebody a love gift.
04:52:44
Speaker
It's not materialistic shit. its It's monkey shit. If that's how you want to put it, sure. don't know.
04:52:56
Speaker
i is monkey shit yeah my my second My second dose is kicking in really good right now. I was thinking about doing it, but I... All right, I'm on a second.
04:53:09
Speaker
Let's go. I already did it. We're going to be talking on the phone. Tranchely, you have a YouTube channel. I just looked that up.
04:53:22
Speaker
And I'm... Wow, you do an insomniac stream six fucking hours. Oh, you're a trooper.
04:53:33
Speaker
Trooper. I know why you're looking. I ran mine 12 one time. It drove me fucking nuts.
04:53:45
Speaker
Do what? You're quiet. Oh, no. Oh, shame. I ran a stream 12 hours one time, and that drove me fucking nuts. Hmm. Ran into a what?
04:53:57
Speaker
What? What? i'm I'm deaf. I can't hear jack shit. Oh, gotcha. Hell yeah.
04:54:09
Speaker
That is one cool fucking... don trans Oh my god, fucking blue. Alright, I'm just gonna eat the rest of these mushrooms. Fuck it. Ha ha ha ha i Oh, my.
04:54:25
Speaker
closing off fucking edibles. I don't blame them. It's good we have one hour left. one neglect are you still Are you still with us, Glick?
04:54:37
Speaker
Okay.
04:54:40
Speaker
My P-Metallica? I don't know. don't know the name. the name. don't ah okay sorry been na my man but spers It says Shy Spiders. um It doesn't have a ah title, per se.
04:55:00
Speaker
So I don't know.
04:55:03
Speaker
That's cool. Oh, it tastes like shit. Glick is pretty stupid. I think Glick, I think the beard has hit him harder than shrooms has hit me.
04:55:15
Speaker
Oh my god. somebody I didn't know. Okay. some of these tarantulas are like fucking rainbow fucking colors. like I would like to see some of these tarantulas go down the street for a pride parade just because they're that rainbowy.
04:55:31
Speaker
you Oh, dude. The Mexican Red Knee is another one. Glick's not spent. Glick's not spent. Glick is spun.
04:55:42
Speaker
Glick is spun.
04:55:47
Speaker
i'm gonna I'm in a tailspin over here. He's spundited. I'm spundited. He's squished.
04:56:01
Speaker
Your boys, your boys, your boys riding high. as you can't. Now you can't. use That's what they say in Pennsylvania.
04:56:15
Speaker
No, that is not what they say in Pennsylvania. That's well that's what the mob member... That was in oh What was that movie? God, what was that? That was really... old They walked into the bar and it was...
04:56:32
Speaker
oh was the beginning of the movie It was the beginning of the movie. And they walked in like beginning-ish. And the mob boss walked in and there was a bunch of bikers in a bar and they were acting like assholes.
04:56:45
Speaker
And he was like, hey, why don't you guys, you know, can have a couple beers, you know. okay but And what was it? I think it was And then the bikers got their beer.
04:57:04
Speaker
oh I think it was a Bronx Tale. I think it was a Bronx Tale. Yeah, yeah, yeah. and And the bikers got their beer, and then they started, like, shaking and spraying it all over the bartender. And the mob boss walked back into the bar and locked the door, and he said, now's use can't leave.
04:57:21
Speaker
And but the monsters came out from the back. Yeah, Tony. And they beat the blunts off of them bikers, dude. They beat the hell out of them. Yeah, Bronx. I think it was a Bronx tale. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I think it was a Bronx tale.
04:57:37
Speaker
Yeah. Yeah, man. I love that movie. Man, I love me some mob movies. I like mob movies. What's the one with Donnie Brasco?
04:57:50
Speaker
That was um but was Johnny Depp, right? yeah Johnny Depp and Donnie Rasko? That was in a mob movie. I think I know which spider you're talking about from the videos, but i um the Brockie... Yeah, I don't know.
04:58:11
Speaker
Hold on a second. God bless you. I was checking out Tarantula's...
04:58:19
Speaker
YouTube channel and it's some freaking cool ass fucking spiders on there. Oh, the mafia. Yeah, it was the mafia. Yeah, Johnny Brasca, Joseph Pistone.
04:58:30
Speaker
but stoneate yeah FBI agent who was infiltrated one of the major. yeah well Yeah, one of the mafia families. ah Yeah, yeah, yeah. What is going on? what is i don't Am I missing something here?
04:58:44
Speaker
Yeah, because it's all like Johnny Russo um ah you're You're looking at spiders, and and I said something about now you just can't leave, Brittany said that's a Pittsburgh thing, and I'm like, no, man, I'm talking about the mafia and the mob, and and I was trying to think of what movie that was from. What are you talking about?
04:59:01
Speaker
Ben knows the story about Nucky Thompson. Nucky Thompson, yes, sir. Mind your business. Mind your business, woman. Oh, my God.
04:59:14
Speaker
Don't make me a sandwich. Don't go make me a Smith sandwich. You and Blaze are doing your own thing. friends And it happens on Saturday nights. This happens on Saturday nights. You and Blaze are doing your own thing. and and and we're doing our And we're doing our thing.
04:59:36
Speaker
I'm going to put some chocolate on the bread. I don't know, guys. Should we... Should we... It's really me wiping my ass with the bread.
04:59:49
Speaker
Oh, go ahead. Go ahead, Glick. What's that? That's... Did you wipe your ass with the bread? Did you wipe your ass with the bread when you ate it? I had a feeling...
05:00:02
Speaker
I had a feeling that was going to make him distracting. Yeah, yeah. She said, I wiped my ass with the bread. And then I'm looking at her and she's eating a goddamn sandwich. ah you in a sense Are you in a shit sandwich, Brittany?
05:00:16
Speaker
No, you're just making shit up.
05:00:19
Speaker
Maybe I am. you were sound english I was going to say, should we should we push for for should we push the extra hour or should we go ahead and wrap it up?
05:00:30
Speaker
What do you guys think? I think i think we should go ahead wrap her up, buddy. Whatever you want to do, man. no Johnny Bones. Johnny Bones. You have a word on this too, man.
05:00:45
Speaker
Johnny Bones, you're a part of the year're you're a part of the Saturday Night Nonsensical Crew. Should we wrap up or a push yeah or push for another hour? Bullshit.
05:00:57
Speaker
um but mean We're going to go in background. It's fucking Blazes Network. You said wrap it up.
05:01:08
Speaker
Johnny, yeah or nay. Yes or nobody.
05:01:13
Speaker
john john john yay or nay yay or nay yes or nobody Uh, nay?
05:01:24
Speaker
Nay, we're not wrapping it up. All right, we're going another hour. Brittany, yay no? I just want to trim several or more trims. All going the last hour. We're doing it.
05:01:40
Speaker
All right, we're doing it lazily. I was overridden. I'm alright with it. Blaze, Blaze, Blaze, I was with you, bro. I was with you. was I was with you, bro, just so you know. The two guys who actually run this network were both like, we're done.
05:01:58
Speaker
but And then we're like, yeah like it' yeah so actually, I was more, I think Glick is done.
05:02:09
Speaker
is, man. It's ultimately up to y'all. No, hey no, no, no. It's up to the mask. Actually, actually, it's a tie. Let's go to the chat. ah Let's go to the chat.
05:02:20
Speaker
Who's in the chat? Yay or nay? Go for another hour end it? All we have is Angel up in here. This is an exciting fact. I'm going to tell you guys right now. You guys can go in the backstage all you want, but as soon as I end this, I'm dipping out.
05:02:40
Speaker
Like, nothing to be I'm be gone for the outro. Blaze High as fuck. Normal glick giggling. But, yeah, keep the backstage shit. I don't care what you guys gonna do. we we We can push another hour. I mean, trust me I can push another hour.
05:03:00
Speaker
I mean, it's only... yeah At this point, I'm just seeing how much longer I can stay up Fuck. You got a whole ass... Goddamn... got to got them Duncan, you know, we can we can end this and you guys can come back up for any of you guys who want to come back up. I'm just saying.
05:03:21
Speaker
You guys can do whole ass in a while. Blaze, you're muted, buddy.
05:03:28
Speaker
I'm going to go grab me another beer. I'll be back. a you I think I decided. Actually, I don't even have to be here. I don't mind. How do get pregnant? like im how i phrase ah like we're already showing Why don't we keep chilling?
05:03:46
Speaker
Why are you saying my name? Nothing. na I can drop this down. You guys can start a whole ass another live and you guys can chill and chill. and we Do whatever you want to do. I'm not going to lie to you guys, man. I've been out in the sun all day.
05:04:04
Speaker
haven't eaten much today and I've drank at home. fuck Bye, Felicia. ah but That'll do it Shit, yeah. Oh, bitch, i't pitch I'm going to fight you so hard. means You have no idea how hard I'm going to fight you. ah we Now we stand on.
05:04:26
Speaker
but i'll I'll dip the fuck out of this bitch, please. i don't know. He pulls this shit. I'll dip the fuck out of this bitch and whatever happens, happens and it falls on the blazes, please. I'm just saying.
05:04:37
Speaker
i feel like at this point, this is Johnny's show. it' It's your show tonight. it's your It's your show tonight, girl. That's what you keep saying, but you keep talking.
05:04:48
Speaker
you say what the hell am I doing anyway? I'm just fucking vibing. but Square up, bitch. Let's go.
05:04:59
Speaker
Sorry. Yeah, I'm vibing too. But i just you know have to talk around with Flick. yeah
05:05:06
Speaker
oh That's my big bro right there. Yeah.
05:05:15
Speaker
Yeah, he's like a brother.
05:05:19
Speaker
Dude. Oh my gosh. Perfect timing. Oh my gosh. Where's my phone? Fuck. Hmm. Hmm.
05:05:35
Speaker
Hold on. Getting all these still pictures plays.
05:05:45
Speaker
oh I'm gonna have so many good pictures edit That's a good one I wonder what I'm gonna do with that one Oh, hell three
05:06:08
Speaker
um was win as fuck bro I'm punch you in the face
05:06:15
Speaker
ah Actually, I'm just kidding. I keep talking about wanting to fight Brittany and I'm going to punch her in the face and I would never do that. That's my girl. Brittany is my little... That's my girl. That's my little sister. Any of sons of bitches out there on parawebs that that the that talk sideways at Brittany, I will fucking murder you.
05:06:34
Speaker
but Ouch. Oh, man. That's so sweet. Any of you motherfuckers in real life? That's what you've ever said to me. Yeah. Any any um sense of bit any you sons of bitches in real life, you talk sideways to Brittany, I'll murder you.
05:06:53
Speaker
That's my girl. That's my little sister. size That's my little sister. You talk sideways, I'll murder you.
05:07:03
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I hope y'all goofy bitches hear me. I'll murder you. Bottom line. Now yous can't leave.
05:07:13
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Oh, shit. I appreciate that. It makes me feel good. i love you, Glick. You're dope. You know I give you a lot of shit, but nobody else can give you shit like the guys right here on the network can give you shit.
05:07:28
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Don't come to my job.
05:07:33
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I've stepped up to them and they have learned their fucking lesson straight I'll start throat punching motherfuckers. blaze knows Blaze knows how passionate I am about the people I care about, man.
05:07:46
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Blaze knows how passionate I am about the people I care about. I'll throat punch a motherfucker. Because Blaze is passionate about the people he cares about to. Yeah, yeah. Yeah, Blaze is my dog, man.
05:07:58
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please me i'm passionate under asking about I'm passionate about my beer Dank House. I know that. yeah Just wait here. I'll be right back. I'm going go grab a six-pack. Fuck you, motherfuckers. You motherfucking fuck you, whatever. up, Blaze. Get the goddamn car out, Gabby.
05:08:18
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Is there cat around? Let me fucking cut it. Oh my God. the bla Blaze is my hobby. Blaze is my dude. It's so crazy because because people will see us interact and I'll get a message and they're like, how how long have you and Blaze been friends? And I'm like, just a little over a year. And they're like, there's no fucking way you guys have been friends that long.
05:08:42
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And I'm like, yeah, that's, that you're like, A little over a year, him and have been friends. They're like, nah, man. We would have guessed you've been friends for your whole life. break leaves some people ask you Some people ask you the weirdest questions. I never people. smell how You know them. but they because they see our they they see our they see our They see our chemistry and stuff like that, man.
05:09:06
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fair you many maybe like people phone we talking but don't forget don't forget about the me Don't forget about me. we will not forget about you, Chris. Chris Technician.
05:09:18
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These pics. What pics? What pics? What pics? We want to know about the pics. What pics are we talking about? i yeah My ex-brother-in-law has seen ah Chris Technician's wiener.
05:09:38
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just some things I don't want to know. No, didn't want to know that either. Trust me, I didn't want to know it either. ah Oh, love you, Angel.
05:09:49
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You're awesome. Yeah,
05:09:59
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That's Chris Technician. Dude, it was a joke. He said, don't forget about me. So that's why I was saying Chris Technician.
05:10:12
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It's always funnier when you explain it to us. It's always funnier if I remember what the joke was supposed to be about. You guys don't get that? It's funnier.
05:10:25
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It's only funnier when you can explain it because you have to explain it. Yes, Brit. Yes, girl. Not going to add a text between both of them. You should. get See, now I'm so lost with the Trench La Lady and the king in in the chat.
05:10:45
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I called you Trench La Lady because that's what I didn't know. What text did who show what? Wait, what?
05:10:54
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I'm so lost. I know the song isn't about me.
05:11:04
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read that What's that? yeah The co-worker that I have, well, he got fired. So I guess ex-co-worker having a bonfire and smoking. let me a fucking picture.
05:11:19
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Rude. I don't think he did it. I don't think he did it being rude. He probably did it for an invitation. I know.
05:11:29
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Well, he did want to hang out today, but I was I had a lot of shit to do today. I'll just have each other.
05:11:41
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Fair enough. And also, I told you about how I'm not allowed to smoke on the property anymore.
05:11:51
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But that's that property, not his property. I know. I walk across the gravel road. it's technically not the property what happens when you live in the state that's it's illegal fake ass bitches i feel your i feel your plight she has fake titties and she just got more lip filler and it's all like crooked and she's fake My neighbor okay so why do you i don't understand My friend's smoking weed Just because she could smell it and She's like I don't want to subject my Foster son to those types of things but I don't understand why women Why do women or anybody For that matter want to get like Lip fillers like to get their li i Do you want to walk around and like Hey look Land your dick here I don't know
05:12:48
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I know that was sexist. I probably shouldn't have made that joke, but I really don't see any other point. I mean, i know i know there's like this self, like it's going to make me feel good. I like the way I look. Yes, yes. And it does make them feel better about themselves.
05:13:04
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And I get that, but you I don't I have a hard time with the whole Botox thing. It's weird to me.
05:13:16
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That's it is. That was definitely one of my lowest moment jokes. I'm not going to lie. but I only make that about... the table is I'm with you, Blaze. I just think... with yeah with I at some point... Ladies, actually... actually actually not It's not about... I don't know. It's a fine line. It's not about just being natural because we we all wear makeup and we all sort of like enhance ourselves in some sort of way, but I don't know. It's like the injecting stuff into your lips is just weird to me.
05:13:51
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don't know. Angel, you're great.
05:13:58
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so I'm going to
Natural Beauty and Farewells
05:13:59
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say this. I'm going to say this. For both men and women, so this one is so fucking great so i'm got no i'm gonna have off um and i'm gonna i'm gonna say i'm gonna say this for both men and women For both men and women.
05:14:18
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Oh, mansplain it for us. No, i'm not going mansplain it. I swear to God. I already did enough damage. I already did enough damage. if you don't If you don't get your ass back in the goddamn kitchen and make me a sandwich, I'm going to give you away. This is what I was going to say. Men and women.
05:14:40
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Age naturally. God damn it. You're beautiful the way you are. You're perfect. You fucking age naturally. God damn, man. Don't put all that bullshit in your body. It's not even... Don't put all that bullshit in your but mean it's not even if a dude in near body. like If dudes sort of Botox in their dicks, I'd have a problem with the same fucking thing, man.
05:15:03
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That's what I said. Men and like men and women... Just age naturally. Well, okay. You guys are... I have to say something. Women are held to a standard of what you need to look like.
05:15:19
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and what And you're not wrong. you You're not wrong. i'm not i'm not I'm not ignoring the conventional sense of of what what you're talking about. yeah I'm talking about... It's definitely changed and women have come a long way from that.
05:15:34
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But there are still standards of like... and I'm talking specifically the act of injecting stuff into one's lips. Oh, yeah. Gross.
05:15:45
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Strictly that. Like, it has nothing to do with... Like, I understand people can get it done. It has something to cosmetics. And I get that. And I know to each their own. And I could do it or not do it. I just... I don't know. It just seems...
05:16:05
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unnatural. No, it doesn't seem unnatural. It just seems unpragmatic. It bugs my analytical brain. Here we go. No, really, it bugs my analytical brain.
05:16:20
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Like, it really does. Like, it's an OCD thing, maybe? I don't know. It's just, ah. oh no I don't know. Maybe because I've seen people with bee stings that are allergic to bees and I've seen their lips puff up and I know it's uncomfortable for them.
05:16:36
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So when I see people with Botox, I'm like, that can't be comfortable. Maybe that's what it is. You look like this for four days. You look like this for four days after you get Botox.
05:16:50
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You look like a goddamn blonde bitch. It's like you have to used to it, probably. Maybe. maybe i don't know. love me a mom bod. I'm not trying to make this.
05:17:03
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i love me a momba and there's a lot hangout and night i love me at dad that um um'm i't yeah i'm i'm really not trying to make this i know I know there is.
05:17:16
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i understand there is a cosmetic cosmetic component to what i'm saying i'm really trying to be soft and in in accepting of that i'm strictly talking about the idea of injecting shit into your lips like that mean your mouth is an important part of your body like you talk you breathe you eat with me like i mean i just like the pragmatic like it just doesn't make sense to me i don't know but no sorry like i'm
05:17:52
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like i'm taking in all sorts of factors not just the cosmetic cosmetic portion believe me i can see that and i think that's a valid argument people should feel happy in their bodies and do what they want their bodies to make them feel happy yeah but yeah i don't know i don't know i still have issues obviously we've talked about this um It's, but I'm not going to go and inject myself with stuff. I had thought about it when I was younger because I am insecure about myself sometimes, a lot of times, but I don't, I'm not going to do that.
05:18:33
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I'm sure there's a psychological component that I'm probably being very crass and ignorant and unempathetic toward. I probably should now take that consideration now that you brought that up. You're fine. You're fine.
05:18:44
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um no I don't. i Don't want to be like I am not trying to like I just find that one particular thing Yeah, so let me yeah, yeah yeah yeah the Kardashian lips I'm drunk i can't reach this um drunk And I'm still drinking and I can't focus on what's happening here So your legs and I'm going to excuse myself from the panel.
05:19:17
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I love you guys. Thank you guys. Everybody who is watching, thank you guys for everybody who came on to the panel. I'm going to excuse myself. You're good, dude. Blaze, you guys okay? Yeah, we're good. I think I'm about to eject Jedi, too. He hasn't been back for a while. He's smoking up.
05:19:34
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i think i think i'm about to think i'm about toje jedi too he hasn't been back for a while now yeah Blaze, you're in charge. I love you, Blaze. love you, Johnny.
05:19:46
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love you, Jedi. bri you know I love you, girl. Angel, i love you, too. You guys are awesome. and and and Thank you guys for another amazing night. but I got to eject the world. You just gave the game away, yo Yeah, you're toasted.
05:20:02
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What game? If you don't, you know. i clearly don't know, so I'm going to leave before I get myself in trouble
05:20:16
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Hey guys Later guys I'll tell you guys later Trust me Just out yourself like that The fuck yeah Yeah just get rid of him I didn't do shit He got rid of himself I thought that was funny though
05:20:40
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What the fuck Hey I don't know You you tell Glick I don't know
05:20:49
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i'm not saying
05:20:55
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what were we um we got this right we the what are we gonna talk about now i don't i don't know i don't know tarantula what the fuck i don't know i have no idea oh i thought i thought you knew that more than i did what do you mean jack
05:21:19
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ah I'm just going to be kidding. He just makes it off. He's not even like coy about it. like can either my He can't even like pretend to even act.
05:21:31
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He's not even here. a it so
05:21:40
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Johnny Bongs, this is your show now. Tarantula's got one beer left. Is that how long it's going to take for Glick to call you?
05:21:51
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Or you call Glick? I'm pretty huge to the wind. Is that what's going on? I know!
05:22:02
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and Glick was like, yeah, we're going to go for another hour. And then he balances. Yeah, right? I mean, we're almost there. We're almost there.
05:22:14
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working we got about we have about 38 minutes left and i'm like pulling that parachute yeah i think we should probably shut it down just go backstage like right now soon okay soon soon yes wait how many you minutes did you say 38 well yeah it's mean we all right so we cut it down at six hours Because that's how long StreamYard allows us to stream to where it's a way where we can download it. and it is It's just a fuckery shit. I don't know.
05:22:58
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I don't know. My body hurts. Yeah, I think at this point we're probably going to shut it down now.
05:23:09
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don't think going to do it. I'm fading. I don't even know how much I'm going to be awake. It's late. Now I'm going to let him shower.
05:23:22
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Wait a minute as he's passing out.
05:23:26
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Okay.
05:23:31
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I don't know if you guys. Okay. So anyway. see I don't know. i don't know by everybody bye thanks for being here
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