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It's Wednesday and you know what that means Another Wildcard what's gonna happen who knows but should be interesting
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Introduction and Tone Setting
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Sweet.
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I took the house and had my pride, I must confess. I kind of like a twisting game. Cause I'm the only one to you.
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So I'll take my own death break She's gone, up three sheets to the wind Barely hanging on to all the things that we had But I can't change the past I know she's out there somewhere drifting in the wind While I'm staring down the tinted bottle on the floor Keeps me coming back
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These thoughts are here to stay. The whiskey won't bring her back today. The cause of my own tragedy. So I'll take my own damn room.
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The Whiskey Woman.
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I like music with sex growls in it.
Wild Card Wednesday Introduction
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ah Welcome to Wednesday Night, gang. I'm here. can agree. What is up?
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We don't kinkshame here on the Nonsensical Network. No, sir. Unless it's poops and pees in the bedroom. In that case, you're a monster. We're all in society. If that's what you're into...
00:03:34
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As long as you're not hurting anybody, more power to You are hurting everybody in that room with you. It's called Hepatitis. However, if you sons of bitches put pineapple on a pizza, I will personally come to your house and put your hands and feet on it. Motherfucker, I put pizza on pineapple.
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it's like mr You, you a goddamn rebel. You a risk taker, Blaze. I like the way you think, my friend.
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But what's going on, on fuckers? Welcome to Wild Card Wednesday. We are back again. We don't know what we're doing tonight. I'll be 100% honest with you None of us know what's happening tonight, so we're just going to throw shit at the wall.
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Looks every other quick program. He has no idea what he's going to do. Except for Tuesdays. Tuesdays, he knows what's going on.
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Yeah, Saturday nights I know exactly what's going down on Tuesday, our Saturday nights. Saturday nights I know what's going down. Tuesday nights I know what's going down. Sundays I know what's going down.
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Wednesdays, I have no fucking clue. This was just kind of put in my lap. So I'm like, I remember. It's wild card. Wild card. Yeah, which I did forget. Yeah, I was running around here.
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today. Brittany messaged me. Blaze messaged me. I'm in the fucking shower. I'm like, God, I just got home from work. I got to make dinner. Just got home from work. That's good news.
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yeah Yeah. i started I started my new job Monday. It's cool. Pretty cool. I like the people I work with. I'll say that much. so yeah Shut up, ladies of the Jedi, you stupid whore. Piss me off.
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But, uh, ah whererefore but And then, of course, the kids would be here the week that I start my new job. So it's like, I got play Superdad when I come home. And I asked my oldest daughter for help. And she's not here because she's more worried about hanging out with her little new boy toy for the summer and giving me shit.
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so Tonight, I kicked her out. I was like, I don't have time to sit here and go around circles with you. Just just go. i got too many things going on right now. She's like, fine. i love you. im like I love you, too. Just have fun. Be careful. Awesome. Don't worry about.
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Yeah, she's an adult. She's an adult. She still lives under my roof. different
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So I still make the rules. I love it. I don't know, man. My Internet just decided to like not want to work right. Yeah. Like I downloaded that picture and it uploaded a green fucking green.
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That is so weird. What just happened? Anyways, so yes,
Promotions and Upcoming Content
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it is Wednesday night. It is our wild card Wednesday night. Check us out everywhere. Making you sure you check out the rest of the shows. I did hear, unfortunately, I believe that we are going to be man a man down again. I think Wally's back to ah getting his ass kicked at work.
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Oh, no.
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have to kick it at work. I'm still here. What's going on, Trashla? You guys can find us everywhere. Bio.link slash NanocentSchoolNetwork. All of our social media is there.
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So check us out. Live. When we're live. We don't know what we're doing around here. Live. We're just a bunch of retarded monkeys fucking a football at this point. the excellent himself I don't
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What is a forest ball? So, what's going on with you guys tonight, man? A little midweek hangout, little midweek check-in. What's going on with you guys? A whole bunch of fucking working and chilling with friends.
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Smoking, of course, obviously. I heard Brittany's been on her knees a lot this week, playing with Woods. much but it It's metal tie rods.
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Freaking Brian. I have a YouTube video about that watch. It works. See? Pizza on pineapple. There you There you Okay, I can accept that.
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I can accept that, Blaze. You're thinking outside the box. I made that a week ago. I was so baked when I made that. That makes sense. i can I can accept that. ah why morning We just started my new job this week.
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What's that? We just talked about that. and um Did we? i thought we had
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Yes, I did start my new job this week. It's pretty cool. Like I said, I like the people I work with. i think yeah and I think I might count for something. It's nice. I'll tell you what the nice thing is, is because just the last three years I've just been a dude in a building and I don't have anybody to talk to except for like the tenants and stuff like that. and who wants to do that? Because you go talk to them and then they give you dumb shit to do.
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So, so now it's like I'm riding around in a truck. I got a partner to work with. He's cool as fuck. Uh, just found out today that he, uh, grew up with, uh, a couple guys that are like little brothers to me.
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And went to school with them and stuff, so that that was pretty cool. We've got a little ah little connection there. What up, Mandy? What's going on with you, sis? Nice. Ladies and gentlemen, you can still go to hell. You can go straight to hell, Jedi. Hey, pineapple.
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You want some? yeah Pineapple, the fruit, and bites back. Yeah. Yeah, I got a new playmate at work. yeah got do playmate at work But it's cool. It's cool. I mean, it's ah it's ah it's an all right gig.
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it's ah It's a paying gig. I'll give it that. You know? Yeah, you make money. We'll see. We'll keep we'll keep options open. You know, you never know what might happen down the road. But it's super easy.
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Monday. But it's super easy, too, so...
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That's because I'm old and I'm lazy and I don't want to work that hard anymore. so I feel that, dude. a fucking I fucking don't believe the word can old Speaking of old, Michael, how's everything with you, man Ah, you bastard.
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I'm all right. I'm all right. I'm on my own recognizance this week. It's been rough. It's hard for me to behave myself. Nice. I'm looking forward to death trying to stay around the homestead and find the shit to do, but it's been raining, raining, raining.
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All I have is yard work and I can't get any it done in the rain. Oh, man, that sounds sounds perfect. Time to start writing your memoirs. but I'm just going to get really high and take more naps. The more I sleep, the faster should be home.
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There you go. It's called time traveling. not
New Job Experiences
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go is not time traveling
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That is the closest we'll actually ever experience ja yeah that old shit hey now that old shit was actually not so um ah so old today two months and then No more no more liking the people no more liking the job Well, I mean, got's behavior they want one like though everybody wants the new guy to like him.
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Oh, yeah. No, no, no. Trust me. They've got their best behaviors. They told me day one they're like sexual harassment, bullying policy. Yeah, we're going to bully the fuck out of you. We're also probably going to sexually harass you. I'm like, hey, as long as y'all can take it right back because I'm quick and I'm a smart ass. So, you know. Well, he's a smart ass. We know that.
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Most of the people get really shocked and surprised when I give it right back. They're like, oh, shit, this fucking A. Fuck yeah. Well, that's usually because you ride the short bus to work and they think you have special needs. So I'm sorry.
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I'm sorry. That was not even funny. Shot fired. What's wrong with you, man? Good try. but and i said I was trying to relax and Brittany Bish over here started blowing up my phone. I'm like, God damn, what you want? Who who keeps giving permission to message me is what I want to know. Blaze did. He said maybe you should hit him up.
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I hope he ever blows my phone up. I hit you all up in the group chat, but then of and I hit you up directly. Yeah, I've been neglecting you guys in the group chat this week, but I'm just like, I can't keep up with you all when I'm at work. You know, well then you know I wasn't, so honestly, I like i haven't been hitting up during the day because I know you started did a new job.
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So, I mean, I'm not going to read. i'm i'm gonna I mean, there's yesterday, I almost, I was out in the woods. i was like, hey, let me hit. Oh, wait, no, you started a new job. Oh, yeah, absolutely hit me up. I just might get too many to get back to you. Yeah, that's fine. But, yeah, I don't i don't know. I don't, yeah. Yeah.
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yeah like I'll send Brittany messages all day and she never gets back a hold of me. take yeah days I'm busy. I know.
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Shut up. Shut up. I'm not through it all. Days ass. No.
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No. Honestly, I'll send messages out usually when I'm out in the woods and it's hours before people finally get them all. It depends on what I'm doing for the day that's that's That's happened. that's happened like You'll send me a video or something, and then you'll voice text me, or you'll send me a voice message, and you'll be like, oh did you what do you think about that? or something Whatever. And I'm like...
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whatever and i'm like ah don how high are you right now, Blake? And then I don't get the video. And then like 20 minutes later, the video will come through. like, oh.
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<unk> That's what he's talking about.
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Tell me more about these magical mushrooms. didn't catch that. Let me get the fuck in some donkey. i already had i already I already have that. It's day three and i already have that. I'm not going to lie to you. I'm like, this working adult and is BS.
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Fuck this shit. I'm already done. how How long do you work in a day?
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It's eight-hour day. Eight to five.
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its I mean, it's not bad. Plus, the shop is less than 10 minutes from my house. so like We get an hour for lunch and I've been coming home every day. I'm like, this is fantastic. right Come home, eat lunch. i love that I can't masturbate to this.
00:14:35
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Come up with something interesting to talk about. Why don't you come up with something interesting to talk about? said vi this yeah Mary Bang on Alive, the Golden Girls.
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I'm talking Blanche, Dorothy, and Rose. Mary Bang on Alive. I want to Mary Bang on Alive, Michael, for asking me that question. Oh, man. Nobody cares that much.
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Sorry. FMK. FMK. Oh, my. I haven't played this in ages. but that much it just keep kind up a f and k oh my um don't play this in ages
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Well, I'm going to bang Blanche. What's up, Arliss? I'd marry Blanche. i' married No way. She's a bang all the way. She's a trick. She's a hoe. She's a hustler.
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um What up, Arliss? that's what that's That's what's awesome. It's fun. She's fun. You marry Rose because she's awesome and she's hilarious. Rose is too spacey for me, though.
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Nah, she's great. And then, of course, you're on a live Dorothy because it's, you know, Bea Arthur. Yeah. i'm I'm on the same page as you, Michael. I'm on the same page.
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But Rose is so ditzy. Like, I'm afraid I'd have to, like, in marriage or wouldn't be fun. Folksy stories, man. Maybe. I don't know. Rose got a lot of folksy wisdom. He's not smart enough for him. Yeah. i ah um yeah yeah um un live landed Blanche had like good like intellectual stories. like Good stories that I would find interesting.
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Rose had a little back on the forum stories. Blanche's stories are all about taking dicks from some guy. yeah it this It doesn't bother me.
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I'm not mad about it. yeah
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Yeah. It doesn't factor in. It doesn't factor in. You cannot turn a hoe into housewife. Blanche is out for marriage. That's still knowledge, you know?
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mean... When you're on the streets, you know this shit. Exactly.
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exactly other than that I agree with you I just have to switch those two I'm absolutely unalive in Rose fucker she's obnoxious as hell anyway I know you're national trailer treasure R&P but no a national trailer treasure treasure yeah alive in your god I'm definitely banging the hell out of Blanche because she's a dirty little freak.
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I'll wipe up Dorothy. And then I'm going to signpiece her mom, Sophia, just because I like dirty old women. And you know she's a freak, too. I think Dorothy might be able to fight y'all back, though. That's the thing.
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The ironic thing is that Sophia was the congressman. I want a little square up with me in the backyard from time to time.
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That's funny. Shit.
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I'll just say. We know what he wants. Sophia, her actress, the actress who plays Sophia, she was the youngest one on the show.
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Yeah. Why wasn't she part of the the options? Because there's only three options. But there's only three options.
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No, there's a golden world and a mother. i learned i learned something I learned something from Brittany last week. You just make up your own rules. So I added a four thoughts on the side piece. Okay. Okay. I got one for you, Michael. I got for you, Michael. I got it.
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i forgot I don't know how to say it internet smart-wise. Thank you. Okay.
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very well clearly i
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but
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to Yes, and you can, if you want, you can substitute Shemp.
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Larry Curly Mo Shemp. There was another one, wasn't there? There was technically or only four.
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There might have been a fifth one, but the fifth one wasn't really, don't think he was related. Related. Not a class either. Man, that's tough. I'm on Alive and Mo.
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He's a... rule He's sure people got no reason to live. but
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Sorry, Brittany. You gotta pack your bags. I'm going to marry Curly. Curly's... He just seems like a solid cat to just latch onto and he'll make you feel safe.
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Yeah, probably. I can agree with Michael on that one. It don't happen very often, but I'm going to agree with Michael. I like that. What's up, Untragable? Untragable, what's going on with you, brother? What up, dude?
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Y'all some shitty quite well, damn it. I somehow managed to set up a show, take a shower, and cook dinner simultaneously.
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I absolutely refuse to go from being adults to granny porn. I love it. I will never be an adult ever. Don't ever make that answer. Don't ever accuse me of such a terrible thing. That's right.
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What does adults mean? Adul?
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I'm trying to think of but try think i'm another trio.
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I'm trying to think of a funny one.
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Not that. Christina Aguilera, Britney Spears, and Lady Gaga. I'd marry Lady Gaga. i would kill Britney Spears and then I would F the other one.
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Unaliver. But it's Britney, bitch! No, just kidding. Yeah. She's a bit out there nowadays. What if it's Britney?
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Yeah, I'm going to yeah i'm gonna go i'm gonna have to go with Blades on that one. Yeah. Christina Gilaire is kind of a bitch, but I bet she'd be really fun to roll around. all back Yeah. i But Lady Gaga, she's Lady Gaga is probably a freak, too.
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She's smart. she is but She's smart. She's smartest out all of them. Yeah. Watch American Horror Story Season 5. You'll see. She's a... what you will harry um no
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yeah That was the Britney fade out right there, ladies and gentlemen. I saw the cheese sets and I got to start with it. She's a big old school. The munchies kicked in. Little Debbie, Mrs. Butterworth,
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real oh little debbie mrs butterworth ah Any double mint?
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I mean, you could have said a hostess. Or ding-dongs. Or stay puffed marshmallows. Not everybody has all the same brains. Little B. Little Butterworth.
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Uncle Ben. Or the Land O'Lakes. Land O'Lakes would have been a good one. but bit hey what a i don't I don't want to answer any of those, though. i Me either. That's why I said it. I'm seeing who was going to say kill one of them. I know, right? on the lie um I don't think I could.
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yeah On Alive, bang, or make me. Mr. Ed, see, I'm worried. my what batman robin bad girl no batman robin alfred oh that's a good one that's a good one and the hell i'm marrying the hell out of alfred i'm there yes i'm killing robin i'm fucking bad yeah got them marrying out rob i'm unaliving robin i'm sorry i'm marrying batman marion bad man is a billionaire i want that shit but alfred knows how to fluff a pillow
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I can totally make him my bitch. Alfred can fight. He can cook. He can butler. He can butler.
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He can butler. He can butler. Yeah, he will. but but but Right in my buttle. But, like I was saying, like you can make Robin your bitch.
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He's a little twink bitch. Yeah, I agree with that. Robin would rip all of you in two. Robin's a little badass. Hmm. Which Robin are we talking about? because I got one for Brittany. I got one.
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Which Robin are we talking about? Because you do remember every variation of Robin was some little little tiny young boy that Batman found on the streets basically was like, I'm living in my mansion. Nightwing. We'll go Nightwing. He's just like up his butt.
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That's why you killed Robin. Or the original. I guess. Yeah, he was just ah just a boy. Dick Grayson, that's the one that turns into Nightwing. The original Robin Dick Grayson.
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Robin won't hurt your feelings. Brittany, I got one for you.
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I got one
Workaholics Cast Debate
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for Brittany. Okay. Anders, Adam, or Blake? Oh, God. wow Workaholics for those who didn't get set, bro.
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Yeah, i was going to say, what are we talking get about? Would Mary Blake?
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I would, too. Probably you fuck Adam. Yeah. And kill Anders. I got to get a reference for who these guys are. What's his name?
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Their homeless friend. um we our home in the but He's my side piece. He's my side piece because he's plug. He's plug.
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You have guys, hey you've seen Workaholics, Glick, Michael? I've caught bits and pieces of it. I know who the who the actors are. Michael, Workaholics is a show it's a stoner show on Comedy Central years ago. the Three guys that work in an office.
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it's It's really funny. it's It's stoner comedy, but it's funny. You might not like it all depends. See, Tarantula is aware of it. The one guy, but go thinks i think Blake Anderson was in Freddy vs. Jason.
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He was in the Freddy vs. Jason. One of the opening scenes. One of those ones.
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That's a weird movie to remember somebody from. What's that? I couldn't tell you the single actor that in Freddy vs. Jason. Other than Robert. I enjoyed Freddy vs. Jason. The really hot, super talented chick from Destiny Child, not Beyonce.
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The other one was in Freddy vs. Jason. like I got you, What? what Freddy, Jason, or Michael? Not this Michael. Michael Myers. You can do what you mean by that.
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I'm taking this, ah um um um'm baing I'm banging Jason because that little mongoloid, he's got he's got some freaky tendencies.
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I'm definitely killing Freddy because he's a pedo. he's a you know And Michael Myers is daddy, man. Michael Myers is daddy, baby. Let's yeah make sure and you Make sure he comes home to a hot meal, though.
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I will. I'm going to marry Michael Myers. but fridayie like The reason I marry Michael, he's all about family. He's like Gino. Jason was about jason was about family too did all that for his mommmy i'd be scared of to close with like sex you know freddie that's what you're worried about yeah i'm already so i'm gonna be i have the one that's supposed to be doing the scratching you're too old for freddie yeah a lot by about uh 15 17 years too old yeah yeah deserve over and over
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I got another one, but I'm going save it for it for a moment. some of you This is fun. I like this. I came up with the best game. That's why you had me come on, so you have some content.
00:28:20
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yeah I actually had a Rushmore one that was movie-related, but I'll save it for another. I'll save it for another night. What was one?
00:28:32
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I had another one. but Who's her? Trailer Park Boys. bubbles randy or i don't know ricky ley ri okay um i would i would marry bubbles i would randy but i would unalive rest in peace rest in peace unworthy know he's actually already dead but yeah yeah that's the way i would do it bubbles
00:29:08
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Bubbles gets married. Bubbles has the thick glasses? Yes. and That's the one I'm married to. I don't know. I don't watch the show. You always have a card. I'm from Katie's.
00:29:21
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I also... I think... yeah canadians I think Canadians are funnier than Americans most of the time. I'm on a live show. way. That's... um no way that' ah I do love Letter Kitty. It's so goddamn funny.
00:29:38
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J. Trevor Howard is amazing. Trevor K. Howard. like they have They have a spinoff show too. The Heavy Fellow.
00:29:50
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He's great as a stand-up. I can't stand that show because the dialogue is too fast. It's not clipped right. It's not paced like normal people would talk.
00:30:01
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It's like they can't stay fast enough on top of each other. I hate it. I hate it. I hate it. It's so distracting. It's distracting and it's awful. I love that show. I do like Shorzy as well.
00:30:14
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No, I think it's 100% on purpose. I think it's 100% on purpose. That's gross and stupid. but It's fucking hilarious. To you? Yeah. To a discerning?
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No. Okay, Brittany, I got one. They're arguing about stuff. i want to go back here on the game. So, Brittany, Patrick, Squidward, or Spongebob? Oh boy.
00:30:44
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I'm marrying SpongeBob. I'm on live in Squidward. And um evan pat Evan Patrick. Yeah.
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they There are so many variables to this. It depends on your kink, I guess. This is true.
SpongeBob Character Debate
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It firmly grasps it its hand. That's fucked up, man. Okay. You know what? That's probably not a bad idea. Like scat face. Yeah.
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finger makes you think locked up man um okay you know what that's probably not a bad idea
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like i yeah ah I'd fuck Squidward.
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what What'd you just say? I'd probably fuck Squidward. It's the nose.
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He'd be bitching the entire time. There's no way I'm banging him. And the tentacles. ah You're doing it wrong. Tie him up with his own fucking tentacles.
00:31:59
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We just learned something about Brittany. That nose and that nose tentacles, huh? Oh man, the questions wish ever asked. And the nose and the tentacles. Okay, and then I'd probably unalive SpongeBob just because he talks too much.
00:32:16
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I don't know. That was a hard one because he's fun. but and Patrick is stupid and I like to have smart conversations. SpongeBob's fucking dumb too.
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You do. Oh, no. I would marry Spongebob because he knows how to make a good fucking Krabby Patty. And... Bye, Patrick.
00:32:40
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Bye, Patrick. Bye, Patrick. I'd chill with him. I'd smoke his joint with him. Could that be my third option? Sure. Yeah.
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yes yeah nothing
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It's Brittany's world. You make up the rules issue as you get it. As we learned last week. Hey, love you, Untrackable.
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Later, dude.
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March Simpson, Peggy Hill, and Lois Griffin. Say that again? I am. Peggy Hill from King of the Hill, March Simpson,
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And Lois Griffin.
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Lois Griffin fucking. Marrying probably Marge and maybe what's-her-face. ah is What's-her-face? I never really... I can't even remember the bitch's name. She's gone.
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peggy peggy's getting Peggy's getting the axe. She's no. She's a woman know. um She'd be one of those ones that would like show up show up with the freaking bible at their first date and i'd like no and that's when the accident yeah yeah i'm good hard pass throw an axe at her head lois i think lois i'd marry and then marge i'd f i'm going the same route he's all about some yellow chicks man the blue hair yeah mean i gotta yeah i gotta yeah i'm alive baggy
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Bang, Marge. Marge a secret freak. You know she is. and lo And Lois, I think she'd be a lot of fun to be married to. I mean, hell, she's married to Peter Griffin. so You know that she can do. She can do to ruin that marriage. They married to Peter this whole time.
00:34:39
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You know what? You're not wrong. My shenanigans are very tame. I'm good with names. you know what you're not wrong my shenanigans are very tame um was so good with name
00:34:53
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Marge is awesome. Oh, I couldn't think of her name. that The mom from but American Dad. Yeah, Francine. Oh, sorry, Marge. You got to die because I'm absolutely.
00:35:06
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american outtown is in fraines future American Dad is a great show. I love that show. I mean, does it really count as a show? Yeah. I don't care for it.
00:35:17
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like it in Why doesn't it count as a show? What about Bob's Burgers? Fuck that show. i never I never watched that show. Bob's Burgers was fun until it became a musical show.
00:35:28
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Every episode was musical show. Yeah, I totally fucking agree. It was awesome until they started that. Mm-hmm. Yeah. trying to think of other moms. Okay, Glick, I got one for you. Charlie's Angels.
00:35:46
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Oh, the modern ones. Lucy Liu, Drew Barrymore, and Cameron Dean. Oh, man. Oh, that's that's actually really weird. can i Can I just marry and fuck all three of them? I moved to Utah and become a Mormon, and i can I marry and fuck all three of them?
00:36:04
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Sure, that's an option. Go ahead, baby.
00:36:10
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If we moved to Utah and we become Mormons, then they would agree to it. That's actually really fucking hard. They wouldn't agree to any them. How do you know? You don't fucking know.
00:36:21
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You know them personally? I'm not going know. Yes, maybe I do. No, I don't. I'm going to, you know, if I have to choose. but Yeah, I'm sexy sumbitch. They'd be lucky.
00:36:35
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They'd be so lucky to be sister wives.
00:36:40
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if i had to choose If I had to choose, and I'm sorry, Cameron Diaz. you i do I do love me for Cameron Diaz. But I would have to unalive her, bang Lucy Liu, and I'm 100% Mary and Drew Mary more.
00:36:53
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I've had the biggest crush on her since I was a kid. And I still do to this day. She's a crackhead, but she's awesome. The girl next door, man. Yeah, right. Yeah, the girl next door. She's like awesome. She just seems like like a really dope. Well, she is a dope ass chick.
00:37:09
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Yeah. Sorry, Cameron Diaz. Please don't listen to this and take it personal because Brittany apparently said my first idea was bad. I'm sorry, Cameron. is Blame Brittany, Cameron. It's all her fault.
00:37:25
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Cameron gets the D. Lucy Liu gets scat face. I'm marrying Drew Barrymore for sure. Actually, you know, Lucy Liu actually might get the X and Cameron might get the F. I think.
00:37:40
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Because I like her in Bad Teacher. When she's trying to get the tit job.
00:37:48
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Hi, Michael. I got one for you. Brittany Tracy. She's going kill the only Asian chick in the group. Hello. Hi. Marshmallows, graham crackers, or chocolate? Ooh.
00:38:02
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Marshmallows get f get on alive for sure. F marshmallows. Chocolate, I'm marrying that shit. And graham crackers, I love it.
00:38:12
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That was easy, actually. I hate marshmallow.
00:38:16
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S'mores sucks. If i had to eat a peep, I'm going to be dry even a little in between. I don't like that texture. but wow ah and yeah know Peeps have but peepves are a different texture than marshmallow. Peeps are just the most... ah Why do people eat those? And why are they so popular?
00:38:35
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I don't mind putting marshmallows in hot cocoa because they kind of melt down a little bit. Yeah. And they're the itty bitty little ones. But like the marshmallow is the worst part of the s'more.
00:38:45
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The marshmallow is the worst part of the s'more.
00:38:49
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ah Yeah, okay. I can see where you're coming from with that. If you had to pick one to be the worst part. But you know you know what I really like? That marshmallow fluff. You know what I'm talking about? Comes in a jar.
00:39:00
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I do. It reminds me of Stuff from that old movie. ah The movie? The movie. yeah Stuff. Yeah. But if you take something out and you warm it up just a little bit and you make marshmallow stuff and a peanut butter sandwich. thought you were talking about something to have sex with.
00:39:21
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Oh, well, I mean, you could if you wanted to, but I'm not going to. But if anybody else out there decides to put a jar of marshmallow fluff in two Yeah, heat it up just a little bit. Yeah, if anybody else decides to, that's on you. I'm not doing it, but no.
00:39:37
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I make a peanut butter and a marshmallow fluff sandwich out of it. It's really good.
00:39:42
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I don't smoke weed, but I think I have stoner tendencies when I eat sometimes. but Without a doubt. yeah
00:39:57
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As Blade searches for the stone flick picture. Oh, actually, no. actually I actually had an idea. It's something to do with that picture. I was going to fuck around with that today.
00:40:09
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I took a picture out in the woods. Oh, that'd be fun. A little spot for Sasquatch to pop out with the snacks. Snacks.
00:40:22
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My snacky snacks. ah that was that was That was two completely 180 different experiences both times I've tried gummies. And I'm good.
00:40:34
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I don't ever need to try them again.
00:40:37
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ah you What's that, the peeps? No, no, the gummies, the the the edibles.
00:40:45
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I had two... What up, Chris Technician? Happy Hope Day, motherfucker. Mike, Mike, Mike, Mike. mike mike mike mike mike mike Happy Hope Day.
00:40:58
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ah yeah.
00:41:02
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What day is What was the one you were going to hold on to, Blaze, that you had that was good? What's that? The ether. ha, you don't even know what you're talking about. It's in the ether. It's lost it's gone. It's You had an MFK.
00:41:17
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but you said you were gonna hold on to Motherfuckers. I think I said it already, though. Oh, was that the yeah three, was that Charlie's Angels? No. No, wasn't, though.
00:41:28
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Damn it, I had another one, but I forgot.
00:41:33
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What?
00:41:36
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Oh, oh, oh, oh, shoot, shoot, shoot, shoot. What is his name, though? Oh, dang it. Okay. Boba Fett. Yoda. Or Jar Jar Binks.
00:41:47
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There you go, nerds. I threw one out there for you. There's nothing easier. There's nothing easier than that.
00:41:55
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Wait. You said who? Yoda and Jar Jar Binks? You scat-faced Jar Jar all day, every day. No one's going to disagree with that. You scat-faced Jar Jar. You F Boba. But no one, no one is better to marry than yo Yoda.
00:42:08
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Yeah. um um A great husband, he would be. I'm going to have to disagree with you. Because I'm marrying Jar Jar Binks because he's of the greatest. Jar Jar is the greatest Star Wars.
00:42:22
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Actually. We're not listening to that. Actually, my married bubble I might marry I might marry Boba Fett. giggling his ass up.
00:42:35
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He dropped his head all the way back and ha ha ha the ceiling. My man, Glick, knows he was about to commit some fucking bullshit. No. I got it. I got it. I got it.
00:42:46
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but I love watching you laugh. Oh, man. but He said no, Glick. got it. I remember what it was. If he was in the house with me, he would hit me with a rolled up newspaper. That's right. I love you, but no. We ain't doing that. Michael.
00:43:06
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Yes. Are you ready, sir? Oh, I'm always ready. Dennis, Mac. was born ready. Dennis, Mac, or Charlie. charlie Man, I was going to do that one, too. I was gonna do that one, too. That's a good one.
00:43:19
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Oh, boy. always Always sunny in Philadelphia. That's always sunny. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Unalive Dennis, because he's not going to be a good match. yeah No.
00:43:31
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With anybody. yeah Nobody. Unalive Dennis. um'm andnna Tennis is the worst person in that show. because he's Frank's pretty shitty too. but yeah i don't know. yeah Boy, I think I'm going to f Mac.
00:43:51
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yeah But I'm sticking with Charlie. That's my boy. He's going to stick with you through thick and thin. and he yeah No matter what the idea is, he's going to be down. That's what I like in a wingman. I don't like in a wingman. It's like, maybe not.
00:44:07
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Okay. I like that man of one. It's down to get into trouble with me. That's a good one. This one's going to be a controversy. Why? You got something different? She's going to F Dennis.
00:44:18
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He's such a golden god. No, no, no, no. No, fuck no. I'm coming up with another one. ah Okay. so This might not be good. Maybe I shouldn't do this.
00:44:31
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Donald Trump, Barack Obama, and Biden. Oh, Jesus. I'm making a pat.
00:44:42
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There's laws against this one. There's laws against this one. I legally can't answer this one. im making a there's laws against this one there's laws against this
00:44:56
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it' hypo i wood university but name i legally can't answer this it's like bro's pretty dope to hang out Nobody can legally answer this one.
00:45:11
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I think he'd be pretty pretty fun to hang out Just one. Just one in my lifetime. got friends that are POCs. What are you talking about? but we're hearing here just one just one in my lifetime so
00:45:28
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but five later yes got friends that are pocs what are you talking about
00:45:37
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Pease OC. Pease.
00:45:43
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oh Where are you at on a song? Oh, umm I'm 100% in agreeance with you, man. Charlie's my guy. I love Charlie Day. like That's what my dude. maxro Max cool.
00:45:55
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I like Mac, but Dennis is such a fucking bore, man. Like somebody just throw a brick at his face and get it over with. He's annoying. yeah Charlie, I'm with you. I think Mac's the annoying one, but Dennis is just a He's a discredit to our race.
00:46:16
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Although one of my favorite episodes is the Dennis system. That shit was hilarious.
00:46:23
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Dennis is a travesty of a character. Funny, though. It wasn't joe without ever addressing it Do you think he was the serial killer that they talk about on the radio and in some of those side scenes? Did you ever catch that?
00:46:38
Speaker
No. Good point. No, I don't think he'd be able to. I don't think he's smart enough to pull that off. well in that Well, he thinks he is, and that's the hallmark of a serial killer. They think he's part of everybody else, right?
00:46:49
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Also, he carries around that stuff in the back of his fucking Range Rover.
00:46:56
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The duct tape and the rope.
00:47:00
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Well, I carry that stuff in the back of my car, too. You don't live in the city. Yeah, me too. nothing This is true it's true. I don't live in the city. Well, please, you could fit the serial killer profile.
00:47:18
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Maybe. White male in his 40s. I mean, he did say he was going to hit me up when he was going to visit me. I mean, that's completely understandable, Brittany. I would probably want to do the same if I were to visit you.
00:47:33
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Speaking of getting hit up getting hit up getting hit upside the head with a shovel have you guys have you seen the movie succubus yet yeah i think i watched it oh it's a good i have not had a chance to watch again i'm gonna try to do it this weekend wait no you just told me about think anyway i digress i didn't mean to digress into 10 movies no okay i do play it on trying to watch it this weekend
00:48:05
Speaker
Who's in it? Is it new? It came out last year. ah You know, guy ah ah Brendan, who played um played Ish from date from the Daylong Brothers, he plays the character title. The main character, that's the stars in the movie.
00:48:26
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That's how I heard of it was from from him, and I watched it. It's really fucking good. I have one. it's ah It's an update version of an old demonic folklore. What is it on?
00:48:42
Speaker
What can you find it on? Tubi. For free. that's what Hell yeah, I got that shit. Tubi. Okay, I got one. Untrackable. okay i got one
00:48:56
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untrackable
00:48:59
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it We don't do this with fans. What's wrong with you? Oh, no. What are you doing? What are you bringing our fans for? No.
00:49:09
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I'm not doing that. Meatloaf, meatloaf, meatloaf. then that Meatloaf is my safe word. Meatloaf. Yeah. Pineapple juice. Name's Kirk, Luke Picard, or Jonathan Archer.
00:49:24
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and name' is che kirk luke picard for jonathan archer I'm throwing them out here for you fucking nerds. i marry I'd marry Picard. would kill the Archer and I'd fuck Kirk.
00:49:40
Speaker
I'm with him. I would 100% kill Kirk. I would kill Kirk and Harvey. Shatner, you gotta go. Shatner. Oh, Chris Pine. Yeah, I do. Actually, not a big Star Trek fan, but I did love the new movies with Pine and and Carl Urban and stuff like that. Those were great.
00:50:04
Speaker
I like Shatner's first. Reset the universe. It was good. Now, if you're talking strictly from the Tombstone movie, I'd marry Wyatt, I'd kill Morgan, and I'd fuck Virgil.
00:50:17
Speaker
I'm alive. Why didn't you throw Doc in there? Why didn't you throw Doc in there? These are fictional characters, so it doesn't really matter. Those aren't fictional characters.
00:50:28
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Virgil Morales. Well, The Tombstone and movie. The movie? Yeah. Little to no history in that movie. But it's still a great movie.
00:50:39
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Oh, yeah. I mean, there was enough. See? Mel Gibson can't get that right.
00:50:46
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He can't even make an inaccurate movie a good one. Battle whatever. You hate Greyheart that much. I do. A horrible movie. Philip. Philip's the best character of in the whole movie.
00:50:59
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It's my island. I talked to the almighty. He told me I'm going to be okay, but he's pretty sure you're fucked.
Marvel Character Debate
00:51:09
Speaker
Iron Man, Captain in America, or the Hulk?
00:51:13
Speaker
I'm marrying Captain America all day, every day. That ass. America's ass. If Brittany ever gets her own show, that should be the name of it. America's ass.
00:51:27
Speaker
I'm marrying the Hulk. Mary the Hulk, unaliving Captain America, and effing Iron Man. Oh, the cap?
00:51:38
Speaker
He's too goody two-shoes for me. He's too cute. He doesn't cuss. he doesn't cut Something's wrong with somebody that don't cuss. You stopped watching. He started cussing at the end. Did you kiss your mother with that mouth?
00:51:50
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Oh,
00:51:55
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you like that mouth oh
00:52:01
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I got out alive the Hulk, and I'm definitely banging America's ass, and I'm marrying Stark because he's got all kinds of fun toys and yeah lots of money. hold Face it, no matter how Hulk goes, he's going to kill you, so you might not. lot Yeah, what do you whether I marry him, fuck him, or...
00:52:21
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yeah Speaking of the music. Either way, the Hulk's going to do all three to you at once. The panel's playing along with us. The panel's playing along with us. Love it. Love it. that's yeah That is not how the rules work, Hulk. You don't want to make it out. It's like a wish. You just wish him gone. Boom. so you're playing roshi Playing Rochambeau with Hulk, he just wins.
00:52:50
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Mm-hmm. Yeah, Tarantula's played a along in the chat. She said... Let the Hulk win. She wants that big duke. He'll rip the arms off the gun.
00:53:02
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She said, please transform in the middle of all... You would be ripped apart if you transformed in the middle of everything. Right. You might get exploded. Suddenly, he's nine feet tall. Extrabolate that out. Have you not seen that show, boys? There's there's a there's a there's an There's an episode where they cover that similar sort of thing. Season... Was it season two? The first season. At the end of the first season or the beginning of the second season. The boys. There was this one part. There was this one part where the dude shrinks down and his partner likes it when he goes in the end of his pee-pee hole to tickle it.
00:53:48
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And they were doing cocaine and he sneezed while it was inside the pee-pee hole. but So if you want to watch the episode, because the whole episode is just a what-the-fuck entire moment, yeah it's season three, episode six, his hero-gasm.
00:54:03
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Just start with season one, episode one You're going to love the show. It's a great show. Whether you like superheroes not. It's a great fucking show.
00:54:12
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Oh, DJ. DJ. I can't wait for a new season, dude. What has taken all the shows? so many i mean It used to be season, season, season now it's season. Wait two or three years.
00:54:25
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Here's another season. Wait another couple of years. Here's another season. What the F, man? What's going on? They come out with two other spinoffs in between the last season and the next season. It's definitely coming someday eventually.
00:54:38
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some i don't know. get there I don't know. i've I've heard everything from strikes to the finances to just whatever these actors and anything else is not their shooting schedules. That's for damn sure. Yeah.
00:54:54
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I don't know. my favorite Carl Urban character is Billy Butcher, man. He's so good in that role.
00:55:03
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Never read the guy. I was never read the graphic novels. don't know how accurate and how true it is to the story, but I love the series. and I never really read the graphic novel either. heard it's better, and it probably is. It always is. It always are. In the same way with Invincible.
00:55:23
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Oh, Invincible. Outstanding. I love that.
00:55:29
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and don't think and don't break I don't think Brittany's watched Invincible. and I'm trying to think of another thing. I've tried to watch it. I've tried to watch it. I just i just can't i can't get it. Is it good? Is it worth the is it worth the sit down? which one Yes.
00:55:45
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Invincible? imencible um I love it. i love good If you like violent cartoons, if you like violent cartoons, yeah.
00:55:54
Speaker
it's It's Marvel on Acid. please Okay. Okay. Okay. okay Yeah, I tried to sit down and watch it a few times. i just I don't know if I get busy doing other stuff or I get distracted, but no, I love The Boys.
00:56:07
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The Boys is my shit. It's more like an image comic, that Invincible. more like an image title. Bloody, good, solid story. Lots of good actors and characters.
00:56:19
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Oh, the great Walter Goggins, man. He plays like the antihero protagonist slash antagonist at times. The guy who runs like their their version of what would be in Marvel Universe, S.H.I.E.L.D. or whatever.
00:56:32
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Yeah. yeah Oh, shit. ah Oh, hey, Mark Hamill found a job after playing the Joker on the Batman animated series. Happy for that guy. He never did anything other than the Batman series. here's i got Okay, I got one. Godzilla, King Kong, and Mothra.
00:56:49
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There you go. ah Dude, this is an insane cast. Invincible? Invincible? yeah god Yeah, it's an awesome cast, dude. It's an amazing... like the say The guy who... Robert Kirkland, the guy who wrote um The Walking Dead, wrote Invincible. That's his.
00:57:08
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their library purchase There's a ton of Walking Dead characters, actors in there. Oh, wow. Yeah, I was checking out the cast. That's it about it's a really impressive cast. Godzilla, King Kong, or Mothra.
00:57:22
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If not, Dracula, The Mummy, or... Frankenstein. I'm going with some monster. First of all, I'm going to answer the first one. and Often Godzilla fucking King Kong marrying. What's going on, Susan?
00:57:39
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and Okay. All right. Maybe. Hey, Suze. Well, no, oh actually, I'm fucking. It'll be a little flittery.
00:57:50
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And then marrying King Kong because it'd be cuddly. Mob dust. I don't know.
00:57:59
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Mother's getting the ass. Who did you say? King Kong. oh ah Frankenstein, the mummy, and Dracula.
00:58:11
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What's up, Benji? I'm definitely killing Mother, but I don't know who to go with one would between Godzilla and King Kong.
00:58:23
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I love Moss, so I can't say that. so That's a tough choice.
00:58:29
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i think I think I would... I think F Godzilla, Mary King Kong. King Kong seems like a cuddler. Cuddler. Yeah, that's what I said. yeah
00:58:44
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It's got a soft side, sensitive side. Yeah.
00:58:50
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Godzilla's got like a full weight. It's a It's a lizard-based creature. It's a cloaca. It's not even a... It's the same thing with logical scenarios. You don't have to break it down that bro that deep. Well, I can't help it, man. I gotta know your opponent.
00:59:10
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oh Sleeping Beauty, Cinderella, and Ariel. There we Gross, man. we're get away I know. like you can not you not Can you not put minors into this and into this game? That's weird. right Calm down, basically. You're if you're depending on these three animated minors, what you going to do to them?
00:59:39
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I thought the monsters might have been over the line, but that was way over the line. I'm definitely killing the mummy. go to hang out with Frankie and I'm going to marry frank Dracula.
00:59:53
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I'd marry Dracula too. No thank you on that one. He looks like like ah but I'll be immortal. yeah What if he marries you but he never turns you?
01:00:05
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That's what I'm saying. There's no guarantee of that. make me Make me like you. Make me like you. How do we even know Frankenstein has a penis?
01:00:18
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yeah Maybe that's why he was so angry. You can't see that on the show. I can't do that on the show. and no I've got one. Three cyborgs. Robocop, Universal Soldier, or the Million Dollar Man?
01:00:33
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billion dollar Six million dollar man. Six million dollar man. Six million dollar man's gone. Universal Soldier could be interesting. i'm gonna marry Robocop, man.
01:00:45
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I like that. so yeah cast I think I would too. Still still not quite full on robot. Still got the human tendencies. Hold on a second. Robocop? The original one. It doesn't change my mind. Either one of them. yeah Original or new school Robocop? The new school Robocop, I honestly always forget about it because it was so bad.
01:01:15
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i actually like I actually liked it, but I like that guy. He plays Flag in
01:01:23
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Suicide Squad. Oh, yeah. yeah I thought he played in The Boys, too. His last name is like Kyrian or something like that, but he plays Flag in Suicide Squad.
01:01:36
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He plays Robocop. Yeah. Oh, I did not realize that. It's a horrible movie. What do we got here from my favorite lines in the original Robocop?
01:01:49
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Bitches, leave. I'm marrying Kratos. I'm effing Ezio. And bye-bye, Prince.
01:02:04
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i the print the like Like Prince the symbol? Like Prince the symbol? or No, Prince from Prince of Persia, the game. Those are all video games. I'm going to scat face Prince. I'm going to F Kratos. I'm marrying Enzio. I'm with Michael over here.
01:02:23
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Enzio was... that's a That's a dope character, man. I mean, God of War is a badass game, too, but I don't want to be married to that. There's too much much hostility and tension and shit. Too much stuff to take off.
01:02:35
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Speaking of Connor, Connor actually sent me a message moments ago. Sorry. Sue, send us one. We're playing Mary Bang Scat Face.
01:02:47
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but It's Brittany's world, a bitch. We just changed the rules to whatever we want.
01:02:55
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Yeah, I'm a gamer too. I'm with you, Tarantula. I never got into pressure Prince of Persia, but I did like Assassin's Creed. I love God of War, but Kratos has got too much baggage.
01:03:08
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Did we like what? The Assassin's Creed movie. maybe Assassin's Creed what? The movie. ah No, I didn't really like the movie. i did. it was The movie sucked. I like that. Okay, let me back. the movie i love Michael Fosley. The movie had great potential for great franchise.
01:03:29
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It had good parts to it, like action parts, I thought. ah But that's not the whole movie. I mean, the story was so lacking. Yeah, you're right. The story was a little... They try to they tried to push too much. and That was another good actor a...
01:03:46
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in a movie that didn't do him justice. That's the guy who played Magneto. Yes. No, it's Magneto. You can't just say it. You have to say it the right way.
01:03:58
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Why did they turn Magneto into some smut book daddy in the new X-Men 97? Has anybody watched that? Did they do what now? excuse like they turn They turned Magneto into like like a quote-unquote daddy in the new X-Men 97.
01:04:16
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He's got the white hair. That's the white-haired Magneto. It's long, white-haired. He's like got all this crazy sex appeal about him. It's comic action.
01:04:27
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What's up, guys? Wally. He's got all this crazy sex appeal about him. I was about to take to a bathroom break. I'll be back, guys.
01:04:38
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Magneto. How about we all take that a quick break? Magneto. I'm just kidding. um so and I have no doubt in my mind that Magneto fucks, but I'm just saying.
01:04:50
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It was just really weird in the new X-Men 97 where it was just like, I wasn't expecting that, but okay. well if ah If you follow the comics, you're not as big a nerd as I am.
01:05:02
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He has led the X-Men in multiple occasions.
01:05:08
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Don't make assumptions that you don't know what you're talking about. I obviously do know what i'm talking about because it was a shock to you that he was leading the X-Men. and we know that No, no, no. no that's that the Him leading the X-Men did not shock me at all. i i say the The fact that they turned him into like a daddy-type character shocked me on on it. like is like all like if If you follow cosplayers and stuff like that, or if you're on TikTok, like all the book talk moms, they were losing their fucking minds over Magneto in X-Men 97.
01:05:43
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It wasn't that he was leading the X-Men. i knew he's led to I've read the comics. I know that. That had nothing to do with it. X-Men was fucking lame. X-Men was fucking lame, been to be 100% honest with you.
01:05:56
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We had some really cool characters like Gambit and Wolverine and Colossus and and stuff. but i mean How many times are we going to read a fucking comic about the love triangle between Gene Logan and that douchebag Scott?
01:06:10
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Gambit blows. Gambit sucks. You shut your fucking whore mouth right now.
01:06:17
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I'm surprised that Beast is in your favor. I do like Beast. I like Beast, but he's... I'm just saying. My favorite X-Man, Hank Pym.
01:06:31
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yeah
01:06:35
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In all honesty, of if Logan really wanted Gene that bad, he could have just cut Scott's head off and her. Yeah. Or just leave Scott alive to have her anyway.
01:06:45
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But then again she can psychically fuck his whole face up. I mean, she could ruin him psychically. Yeah, yeah. She did ruin pretty much everybody when she turned into the Dark Phoenix. so She's more powerful than Professor Xavier.
01:06:59
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And Professor Xavier is a powerful motherfucker. gotta get fired. Yeah, technically the with the Wolverine Deadpool, that was actually yeah the stepping stone to actually the Phoenix a character in that movie, and believe it or not, because she was his sister was actually the original Phoenix.
01:07:19
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and A lot of people didn't know that. The Phoenix Force inhabited multiple people over the years. Oh, yeah. Definitely. Yeah, I figured I'd jump in for a little bit since it's going to be my only day off again for about another two months.
Life Updates and Personal Stories
01:07:35
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holy shit. Oh my. man yeah What happened? Just things that at work dealing with shitty ass co-workers. so me and Between me and my boss, were I'm picking up the majority of the hours so she doesn't have to do all of it by herself.
01:07:55
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and rachel and Rachel still And Rachel still ain't cleared from where she can go. She actually even still put weight on her foot or anything else. She's still in a boot. No weight.
01:08:08
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Stop being a pussy. It's been like six months. and She's actually she's accident but The bad part is that she's been cheating here at the house. I've caught her. And she pays for it when she does because it starts throbbing real fucking bad. She's got to high school. Otherwise, don't pay them.
01:08:27
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Don't pay a doctor to ignore the fucking tell what they tell you to do. Oh, yeah. but and it is I mean, I get it. the expression the that The boot that they got her wearing, there's so much padding in that damn thing. I don't see why she couldn't put anything down on it because it's almost like 20 pillows stacked in the bottom of this boot.
01:08:46
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So I don't know why she can't have no weight down on it. all sex and so That's why we're not doctors. That's not why we're not doctors. Or you do like I do and you just never go to the doctors because if you never go to the doctors, then nothing's wrong with you. but It's kind of hard for her situation there, Dingus. You know that.
01:09:08
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Just put a little super glue in there and a little duct tape and she'll be fine if I got to work. yeah but There was nothing left in the foot. I got taste and I got to go give some meds too. I'll be back.
01:09:21
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you know a little a little A little Gorilla Glue and duct tape goes a long way, my friend. Actually, I think right i right now would be a good time to take a break.
01:09:35
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We got the storm rolling in. Yeah, we're supposed to be getting some shit rolling in. It's supposed to be getting nasty. It's getting dark now here at Mount Vernon.
01:09:49
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Let's play one on TV. We not doctors just pretend to be on our way. We'll just go on WebMD and just free ourselves off. Yeah, so that I put a damper on my only week being back, so.
01:10:03
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oh But I'm going to try to on the days I don't work double since I'm pre-recording, but. Most of the days I'm doing doubles is Monday through Thursday, so that kind of sucks. I don't want to do a show at like 10, 11 o'clock at night when I get off fucking work, so i'm just going to do recordings. Yeah, that's fair. Yeah, hell yeah.
01:10:24
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All right, well, Blaze wants to take a little breaky-poo. I'm going to play us all we haven't played for a hot minute. We've been kind of dancing around the whole we' kind of been dancing around the whole movie idea and television shows tonight, and this is a cover of Cry Little Sister.
01:10:40
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from Lost Boys, which is a fantastic movie. And I need to find that because I want to watch it. The name of the band is Lyric Noel. Check them out. They got some crazy-ass good music. And we'll be back here in just a little few minutes.
01:11:01
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a pack
01:11:37
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That's true.
01:13:18
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to your brother yeah yeah yeah
01:14:27
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Cry Sister
01:16:12
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I like their outro. the
01:16:18
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I love that. I love that version of that song. Lyric Noel, we've played their music back in the day quite a bit. they're They're a really cool band. Actually, I should try to reach out to them. I wonder if they're still doing music. you know speaking routine of the band Speaking of reaching out to bands, Black Top Mojo is supposed to be in my area here very soon.
01:16:39
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Yeah, i think they're...
01:16:42
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Go ahead. Yeah, June 28th. June 28th. They're going to be right down the road in Louisville.
01:16:54
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I think they're in Columbus
01:16:58
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this weekend. Do I want to book a hotel? I want to see how much ticket want VIP tickets.
01:17:10
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i don't want vip
01:17:16
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You should be like hey, one of the network homies is going to be there. 26 bucks.
01:17:27
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and yeah What are you talking about? Black Top Mojo has been up on the show before. Some of Glick's friends, they're actually going to be in Louisville doing a concert here on the Oh, hell yeah. bla Thinking about going. have two links to send you, like. yeah Two bands for Tuesday.
01:17:59
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Oh, yeah. Oh, they're at A&R on the 26th. What is that? um that June 26th. it What is June 26th?
01:18:13
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What is that? Who do you have coming up? Nobody. Nobody. Oh, that's next.
01:18:23
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That's next Thursday. Do I buy tickets and go out on a school night for next Thursday?
01:18:37
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i'm just kidding. You have no... ah Bitch. No. Want to do Glick's House of Comedy? That'd be cool. That should be Michael's House of Comedy. du i want I don't know of any comedians around here.
01:18:56
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I guess a couple of people to talk yeah
01:19:01
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to. don't know, man. i said I said that Glick's House of Music is down to dabble in all aspects of entertainment, whether it be Just music, comedy, movies. This is taking so long. Just say no. Don't hurt me like this.
01:19:15
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No, I'm down with it. Are they actually funny? How about you just don't get butt hurt? They're like me. They're terrible. That's what I was afraid of. They're like you.
01:19:30
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ah yeah no I would love to. They're anything like you. We don't fucking want them. Yeah, I would love to hang out with some comedians. No, like I said, I've been um been contemplating just dancing around all all all areas of entertainment. yeah I can reach out to you right now, actually.
01:19:50
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Which one were you thinking of, Michael? Oh, not the one you're thinking of. I was thinking Who? Tyler Snowgrass. He's good.
01:20:01
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Oh, okay. I was thinking David. Oh. David Degero, that's a great idea too, yeah. he's ale um I might have to see if I can do that and take me a little trip to Columbus next Thursday night.
01:20:21
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I'll be up there Monday. We're going to Monday Night Raw. Who's playing? oh hell yeah Blacktop Mojo. i actually I actually got the chance to see Blacktop Mojo once before. They were in a little hole in the wall bar in Columbus and i was like,
01:20:35
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Literally like a foot away from from from um the Matt's face. and hold on rico I don't know what he was talking about.
01:20:46
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Rico's a guy we went to school with that dabbles in music. Oh, okay. da ah I would love that that that that dude that you sent me, the dude you sent me some stuff from the other day. I would love to know if he has any more.
01:21:01
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uh michael that guy you sent me the other day i'd love to know if he has any other music oh oh dude he hasn't got back to me again yeah i said if you want to be on the show just give me a ring i never heard from him i'll reach out to him again fuck me sorry i'm over there but this little fucking pen i swear to god it's so tiny but mostly every day yeah Like me.
01:21:30
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Tiny and mighty. Bitches. She might be tiny, but she's high. I'm definitely high. Your highness. Just smack you in the face. Shut the fuck up, Blake.
01:21:46
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He didn't bring it. i was thinking about... I already told y'all this. was thinking about hiding my shovel right next to my bed. You know what? You know what? Brittany's in the driver's seat of this show, so I say we just all sit here and let her control. Why do you would talk for five minutes, and now I'm in the driver's seat.
01:22:05
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Because you're over here.
01:22:11
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I know. A woman's fucking driving. We're all going to die. You said it, not us. Well, didn't want to give you all the chance to fucking say it. So, yeah, I said it.
01:22:24
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We've been nice to you today. What are you talking about? so is walt So is Wally not doing a show this week? Was that my that was the whole thing? i got out What up, Robert? ah No, it doesn't sound like it. Friday, you guys can catch Michael and I with what's coming soon. watch ruby trailers.
01:22:44
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Go over some up and coming Hollywood news-ish stuff. No gossip though.
01:22:51
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None of that. a there is There is an announcement. There is and it there is kind of a casting announcement that I'm excited to talk about bring up on Friday. Yeah, I need to talk to you after the show about that before Friday.
01:23:06
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Yeah, cool. When is Trivia Night? What is that, the 27th? Trivia is the next Friday after this Friday.
01:23:18
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Simple. And it's... And it schools out for summer trivia. I am bringing the calendar up, bro. I brought the calendar up.
01:23:30
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So you're looking at the 27th. A remix. Woo-woo. 27th. Come on. yeah twenty seven tim continue my reign of dominance.
01:23:43
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It's going to be movies like Superbad and Ferris Bueller's Day Off or whatever the fuck that movie was. Fast Times at Ridgemont High.
01:23:55
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Nerds. Days and Confused. Just to name a few. I'm screwed on Days and Confused. Do not like that movie. yeah Why? I'm thinking about doing some...
01:24:09
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What's his name? Oh, shit. Matthew McConaughey is what like about those high schools. Yeah, that fucking has always been. Nerds didn't age well.
01:24:20
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And Michael, that's something I wanted i wanted to do for LC. None of them 80s movies aged well.
Outdated Movies Discussion
01:24:25
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Movies that have not aged well. And the reasons they haven't aged well. That's a good one.
01:24:30
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I like that.
01:24:34
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hello they got None of those 80s, none of those Revenge of the Nerds, Porky's Nerds, even Wolf is a little weird looking back on it now.
01:24:46
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Why did you pause Fast Time so many times? ah
01:24:57
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Might be able to think of a particular scene. and One of the reasons why that showed anate are that movie didn't age well. Absolutely. Nerds didn't age well. But here's the thing about nerds. People say, well, you couldn't do that movie now.
01:25:11
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I think you could. You'd have to change aspects, the parts that did that didn't age well. But I think the essence of that movie has he has has a story worth retelling.
01:25:24
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Like, you know the downtrodden dudes in college get picked on and blah, blah, blah. There's a hero story there. I get that. But there was some of the things that the original movie nerds were engaged in that were a big no-no.
01:25:37
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But in that time, it wasn't good.
Evolution of Humor
01:25:40
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Yeah. so But i think I think nerds could be redone if read if if told any more, ah ah you're going to fucking hate me, motherfuckers, any more woke fucking story.
01:25:55
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Yeah, I said it. i said It could still be funny, though. Because Hangover was woke and funny. Hangover was stupid. Hangover was funny.
01:26:05
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Shut All three of them. I was like 10 minutes into the movie. I'm like, you left your idiot friend on the roof, you fucking morons. Really? yeah You the first time watched it. My ex-wife in the front.
01:26:20
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Oh, shit. I my my ex-wife in the for i see that and we're getting oh oh um might lose power ah You guys see that? How's your internet?
01:26:36
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Yeah, I know. like Your kids over there flip your fucking life switch because your internet's not flashing. Yeah, right. It's weird, right? yeah and and and the first The first time I ever watched that movie, my ex-wife and a couple of our friends had already watched it God knows how many times.
01:26:54
Speaker
And they finally forced me to watch it and I'm like, whatever. And then I'm like, yeah, he's on the roof. They're like, oh my god, you're such an asshole. And I'm like, the funniest part of the whole movie was when Mike Tyson punched old boy out.
01:27:11
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So, I don't know. I know wasn't a fan. I wasn't a fan. tshir and I'm not going to judge you guys for watching terrible movies. that's okay enjoying them It might not have aged well. I liked it back then.
01:27:23
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I haven't watched it in a long time. I think hangover aged well. i don't think I don't think it aged bad Airplane, still works.
Comedy Styles Debate
01:27:32
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I was to say, i will I will say for everybody who does enjoy the movies, they definitely but definitely still work.
01:27:38
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I mean, you could for those of you, people who I don't have British humor. Oh my God, British humor is the fucking worst. ah It's so gross. Maybe it's just the accent. I can't stand it.
01:27:49
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Some of it's good, some of it's not. greg says Glick just has a lot of really bad opinions. i going to talk like this all the time now. Because you guys are terrible human beings. He has cultures. I'm going to talk like this all the time. I mean, this all the time. And you're going to like it.
01:28:09
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i'm to talk like this all the time but and you're gonna lie
01:28:16
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ah who Glick froze. Ha ha. I was going to know what happened. Oh, really freeze. And he can't say shit now. That is hilarious.
01:28:30
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Oh, where's my snippet tool? Hold on. I'm taking a picture of it. Make a picture like had to take with yours. I hope she's talking about Glick. I hope she's talking about Glick.
01:28:44
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Did I get in time? I did. Yes. I could always go back and get it anyway. What? Don't judge me. Did I have a stupid look on my face and you screenshotted it? are Basically, yeah. thank what's the noise Is Phone Booth the one with the with what's his name that was like trapped in the phone booth and there was a sniper that was killing people?
01:29:09
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Is that that movie? hey paperri phone I have no idea what you're talking
01:29:17
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traullist said I said I look like the type that really enjoys the movie Fumble. but i I actually, much like my taste much like my taste in music, I have great taste in in movies and television.
01:29:29
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It is you people who have terrible taste in movies and television. Someone tells me that movie sucks. i was going say the same thing. Also, Blaise and have talked about this all the time.
01:29:39
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We don't listen to anybody when it comes to movies. We just go watch it ourselves and make our own opinions and and our own views. Yeah. but I wouldn't say that. don't To be determined.
01:29:50
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and wouldn't say that
01:29:54
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i don't know to be fairly I think you watch way smarter.
Movie Watching Insights
01:29:59
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movie you look at Well, we look at movies differently, man. You are way smarter than I am. So theyre different so you go into it with different mindset. I go into it like um'm watching I'm watching Friday the 13th and I'm there for the kills and and and all the other crazy shit. And Blaze is like psychologically breaking down.
01:30:16
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but jason yeah we were but school What's his motive? explain his motive this doesn't make sense When I say we, I mean Blaze.
01:30:30
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We were putting together clips for the Friday show we did on Friday the 13th. And one of the clips said, ah Jason encounters muggers.
01:30:41
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And there's four kids, Mohawk and stuff. And I said to him as it was playing, man, I'm so glad none of these kids are black. They're a bunch of white kids. Because that would have been kind of a shitty, shitty fucking byline. Jason encounters muggers. It's like four black kids. i was four white I love the fact that it's four white dudes they're just automatically thought of muggers.
01:31:03
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Yeah, so okay so the yeah there's this clip on YouTube from the Jason Manhattan movie called Jason vs. Muggers. But what it is, is four kids sitting down, not doing anything. They were listening to music.
01:31:16
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They're listening to music. And then Jake's a big bully kicks their fucking boombox over. Yeah, but whoever titled that video called them Muggers. I'm like, but they're not. They were just sitting there.
01:31:28
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Like, you say Lick is Frozen again. ha ha.
01:31:35
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that Because the internet doesn't want him sharing his stupid ideas about what great things are. Yeah, for real. I guess not.
01:31:44
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Bye. The internet's like, fuck you, Clay.
01:31:50
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That's right. Save the world from his terrible fucking point of view. There we go. That's what want do.
01:32:01
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but po did Okay. What's up?
01:32:08
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I wasn't sure how long he was planning on going tonight.
01:32:13
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But. Yeah. Some people are bored. and I do have to get about here shortly. But some y'all are also bored.
01:32:26
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I might be dipping out here. with Some people are born with that credit, some people earn it. with
01:32:41
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Yeah, yeah my my tickets my ticket to Wonderland is kicked in. Nice. Oh, hell yeah. Okay, Mad Hatter, Queen of Hearts, or Cheshire Cat?
01:32:58
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Oh, I like this one. I
Alice in Wonderland Character Traits
01:33:00
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like this. Okay, so the Queen of Hearts acts off with her head. Off with her head. She deserves it. She deserves it. The Mad Hatter?
01:33:10
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I'll F with him. then the other one I'll marry. yeah I'll marry Tessire. He'll be cuddly. And kind of mysterious.
01:33:22
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But he just disappears. disappears when never I know. That's a good thing. i don't want him to be around all the time. Fuck.
01:33:29
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Tarantula's playing. I like this. This a fun game. It's the most interaction we've had, I think, with the audiences I've been on. ah Sometimes it's just us bantering up here.
01:33:41
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This is a different night. I like this, too. We didn't really plan this out. Having interaction with the audience is a good thing. Very cool people, obviously, for hanging out with us.
01:33:52
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Tarantula's a shit.
01:33:59
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and I have some people in here watching as well. They're just too much of a bitch to talk.
Comedy Show Promotions
01:34:10
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Michael, you got anything coming up, professional-wise? Offhand, no. Just come see me any Thursday night for Trivia Night. It's called Twisted Trivia at the Underground Lounge, downtown Warren, Ohio.
01:34:23
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Look for the, let's see, it's the best Western. I'm in the basement. Every single Thursday, check me out. Right now, I'm just looking for funds. If you know anybody that wants to spend some money, I'm trying to put together some stuff, production-wise.
01:34:40
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Cat-fried rice. That's it. MichaelCobodaverComedian.com. That's how to find me for sure. Oh, for a good time to scan, catch me out there in the Etherverse.
01:34:51
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And these are for sale. I've got these. How many do you need? Oh, yeah. They really help. I don't know how to get one. There's that scan. For a good time scan.
01:35:04
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there he not This handsome mug everywhere you go. Wouldn't wouldn't you be fortunate? but That'll be one of my work shirts. Good. Don't wear them around that.
01:35:18
Speaker
I don't just get destroyed. How about you, Blaze? You got anything going on? What are you doing? You're going to make your stand-up debut soon? i have I have somebody that keeps asking me to do that. I keep surrounding myself with people that keep encouraging me to do that. i I'm actually going to make an effort this week and look for an open mic night in the area. and I want at least a minute or two time. I think I have at least one joke prepared.
01:35:48
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That's all you need sometimes. That's all I need. Thank you, Robert Platinum.
01:35:54
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Nice shirts. it is good shirts. Unless you're working at the liquor store I work at. Because I got one of the shirts. And every time I walk by it, the scanner scans me.
01:36:05
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And the signature says, I'm not worth it. I didn't even think of that.
01:36:14
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come I'm going drop my name in the chat, guys. If you find me on Facebook, you can direct message me to get a shirt. That would be great.
01:36:26
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Please and thank you.
01:36:30
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Find me on the Book of Faces. The Gram of Intimates.
Final Remarks and Rap Outro
01:36:38
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Type that in. Facebook, it'll pop up. You can reach out to a message him. Blaze is in charge. Fuck. No, I'm not in charge. No. Well, I'm about to leave. I have to go to bed shortly.
01:36:51
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it's I was going to start shutting it down anyway. Word. It feels like it's finished. yeah yeah Yeah, yeah, yeah. I was going to go with the flow. So, Brittany, do you have anything you wanted to to add to let people know any upcoming endeavors you're into professionally?
01:37:09
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Or you're still on a hiatus?
01:37:13
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I'm just going to smoke some weed and work my ass off. yeah I like that. um Until then, guys, thank you for sticking with us to the end. If you're still here, hit that like. Smash that subscribe.
01:37:29
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