Wildcard Wednesday:

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Speaker: Yeah. There's a force inside of me. It's red to break free. A brewing storm underneath my skin.

Speaker: I

Speaker: Raging fire inside my mind All the pain I try to hide All the words I left behind now If you let them rule your mind, they'll drown you out Now's the time to raise your voice and let it

Speaker: Feel the heart.

Speaker: No, you can't push it down any longer If you release your demons now, you'll grow stronger

Speaker: Can you feel the howl? Yeah, there's a kind of energy out here on the prowl.

Speaker: Can you feel the howl? Can you feel the howl?

Speaker: Out of the darkness, embrace your catharsis Unleash the beats, feel the ecstasy Out of the darkness, embrace your catharsis

Speaker: Ooh, can you feel the heart?

Speaker: And it just dies. The music's done. Yes, the music is done. I saw it was live. I'm like, what is fucking happening? I went away to get him up in the garage. I'll be a son of a bitch. The whole fucking show didn't start. I had no idea.

Speaker: I'm like, this is fucking Glick. We're live. He's on his phone. like oh what glick little dick I didn't realize I was and i was on I'm going to a lot of relentless shit you. I'm like, oh, fuck, you're live. yeah Yeah. That was a whole lot of fun right there. Thank you for that.

Speaker: Yeah, we were we were we were live. We're live. We had little Jules and the Howl intro music. What's going on, everybody? Welcome to the new brainchild of, while Brittany and I kind of started it a while back, but Blaze and I kind of put the gasoline on the fire. Thanks for being here tonight, buddy. Love you.

Speaker: but But welcome to what we're calling Wild Card Wednesday. We're just going to come up on Wednesdays and just kind of show the show. Wild! Yeah, shoot the shit. Go to hang out. I'm sure we'll have topics and things.

Speaker: ah I'll go topless. You're topless, what? I'll go topless. and say You were. No, we saw that earlier. We don't need to see that again.

Speaker: No. No shirt, no sirs. Whatever. Life's a beach. Swimming. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know where I have an intro for this because... Life's a piece. Have a terrible sunburn because you're dumb to put on fucking block.

Speaker: It was just on my legs. I've been good the last few times. That's an ongoing joke. Have you? Every time I go to the beach, everybody asks me, you got your sun green? Yes. And I'm reapplying. Leave me alone. I've learned my lesson. Johnny Ball's in the house.

Speaker: Johnny Bongs, what's going on with you, brother? Blaze, what's going on? But yeah, so I don't have an intro or anything worked out for this or anything at all. Just welcome to Wild Card Wednesday.

Speaker: If you're not already, gun give us a follow. You know that you guys know the drill. Facebook, Instagram, ex shows are live on YouTube and Facebook. And give us a follow. Give us like. Give us a share. Tell your granny about us.

Speaker: All the above. Nine out of ten grannies approve. The tenth one is dead. Nine out of ten grannies of approve. Sorry about your granny. I feel like that should be like a hashtag of yours now. Nine out of ten granny.

Speaker: yeah With a podcast that you can take home to your mama. Hashtag GlicksGrannies.

Speaker: lump so So yeah, but um I know one of the things for the chat, for you guys listening, if you've got any questions you'd like to ask us tonight, feel free to and we will answer answer them as honestly as we can or we will tell you to go fuck off and mind your business because that's our right.

Speaker: Yes. Okay, I'm going to like walk off for a second and take a few hits of this joint. and I'll be right back. So I'm prepared for these questions.

Speaker: There's so many drug addicts on this network. Medicine, Glick, don't you dare say that. I'm sorry. There's so many medicated people on this network. Thank you. Thank you. It's all in how you spin it, baby. And I'm the healthy one. I eat right. I don't put anything bad into my body. My body is a temple.

Speaker: You just put your body into bad things. This is true. but Boom, hitting on all cylinders tonight. Let me tell you about my day. I know you didn't ask. Let me tell you about my day.

Speaker: I was actually going to get ready and ask, sir. You read mind. spent about six fucking hours on my mower today, dude, and it was a nightmare. I got roughly 70% of my yard mowed. Dude, it rained. I feel bad. I finally go to mow.

Speaker: I'm on my second mower the season, and my mower died on me, man, in the middle of mowing. Dude, I had grass as high as my tits. You've met me in person. I'm not a short fellow. I had grass up to my tits out there.

Speaker: I'm a recently retired tick farmer, Glick, is what i'm saying.

Speaker: That's the best crop you can get in three-foot grass, four-foot grass ticks. Yes. i you know You sent me that picture earlier. You were out there mowing, and I was like, God, I feel bad for his mower. Your mower didn't die. It unalived itself because it solved that damage. Good call.

Speaker: Nice catch there, boss. We don't want to lose that money. We're not kidding. Yeah, i got in trouble on I got in trouble on TikTok for saying I look like a deaf retard.

Speaker: And I got banned for three days because I was like singing. i was singing regulators and I was trying to do the 213 and my hand wasn't working. And i was like, what am I, a retarded deaf person? And then for three days, um i got i got putting time out on TikTok last night. Well, it was worth three days. That's a funny comment.

Speaker: yeah Worth three days. That shit's funny. Wasn't even that serious. tapte a shower I feel like I got ticks crawling from one end of my body to the other. Then I spent the entire day in grass. Dude, I could i was mowing it down and just sticking in the path. I couldn't see what I was doing.

Speaker: I have a brand new mower. It started on it yesterday. Mowed like three passes, four passes. And i was like, God damn it. This thing's not mowing too well. But I wasn't giving it the know the praise it deserved considering it was four foot fucking tall grass.

Speaker: Yeah, man, it was it was rain, to rain, to rain. Then finally i got to mow and my second mow, dude, my mower died. I thought I fixed it the day that that Blaze showed up and then it wasn't fixed. So it's been another week since then. I probably haven't mowed my grass in five weeks.

Speaker: You had a brand new mower. Now that son of bitch has got like 400,000 miles on it. Yeah. The first six hours are about 42 hours. yeah They're in dog hours.

Speaker: Yeah, you guys have been getting you guys have been right in that wave of all them storms that have been blasting Pittsburgh and shit lately. So you guys have been right in that front. I'm a good 80 minutes from Pittsburgh.

Speaker: yeah About an hour and 20. I'm 50 miles east of Cleveland, pretty much due east of Cleveland. I'm in the northeast part of the state. I'm right next to Pennsylvania, but I'm not really close to Pittsburgh. I'm a little closer to Cleveland and Pittsburgh. I'm like that halfway point.

Speaker: yeah North of Youngstown. Youngstown is where the Cleveland Mafia used to meet up with Pittsburgh Mafia for their meets and shit. Then they blow each other's cars up. Mafia City, Youngstown, baby.

Speaker: I'm not far from that. Hell bill gray All that mowing, man. Grade me up. oh God damn it. Yeah, that's what it was. I'm showering, blowing grass out of my nostrils. It's in a fucking nightmare day. Thank you for inviting me on tonight, man. because I'm telling you I needed a distraction.

Speaker: It's been a nightmare day. Yeah, man. you know that's And that's one of the other things. And Blaze and I have kind of talked about it a little bit. I want to get you more. shows cause He's so awesome. I agree.

Speaker: Well, it wasn't the exact conversation. That's the conversation you're imagining. just shut up now. The actual conversation was Michael meets our special needs quota for our EOE. So we need to get him more active throughout the week on other shows. Hello, I'm Michael. Hello.

Speaker: we cared over at the um but We care here at the Nonsensical Network. I'm like radio. I just ride around everywhere on my mower. Wasn't that radio he rode around on a mower? Was it was it radio or was that was that sling blade?

Speaker: Oh, no. It was also Bobby Boucher. bobby Yeah, Bobby Boucher rode around on his lawnmower. I'm pretty sure that radio drove around on his lawnmower.

Speaker: I thought he had like... No, he pushed the sarpent the shopping cart. Are you sure? I'll take your word for it. I haven't seen it but one time. I've got to admit, not a huge Cuba Gooding fan. not I don't mind Cuba. I've never seen Jerry's Fire. Never seen it.

Speaker: That's such a dumb movie. ah not Glad to hear that. yeah What's going on, Arliss? How you doing, brother? um Yeah. I'm reading it as an R.I. movie. It's not Cuba Gooding's finest movie.

Speaker: finest moment, but you know, big shout out for hanging out with us Saturday for nonsensical nonsense. I've i i bopped it and i Oh man. i don't know. I should ask blaze for his permission.

Speaker: Did you hear what happened with blaze with his arm? Arliss got him tore up on the floor up. And that's all I'm going to say about that. dude. good So what was it? Sunday, Sunday night, blade or Sunday, like early evening blaze messaged me. He's like, Hey man, uh,

Speaker: driving home tonight. I got a 10 hour drive. Is it cool if I just swing by your place? Cause you're like right in the middle and crash. I'm like, dude, the door's always open. You don't even have to ask. Oh boy. Homeboy walked in here and he was, he was struggling from the weekend. I could tell like he, he came in and set himself up on the couch and laid down. I said, let me close these blackout curtains and turn all the lights off for you, man.

Speaker: Um, absolutely. That was, yeah. Blaze, Blaze hooked you up on that one, man. Absolutely. Um, But he was out. I don't even think, I think we chatted for maybe five minutes or whatever, but I think once his head hit the pillow, he was lights out.

Speaker: And he got up the next morning and he came back and I had company this weekend and so i stuck it he stuck his hand in the door. He's like, yo, Glick. um I'm like, and you're good, man.

Speaker: He's like, i I'm out. I was like, all right, brother, be careful. Let me know when you get home and everything. But he he He sounded he shouted and looked like he was ah and had a rough weekend, but a good weekend.

Speaker: So it sounds like you guys had a blast. He didn't get much sleep here. He was taking trips and not leaving the farm. Yeah, I heard. Yeah, he had a really good time. that was I was loving watching him have so much fun.

Speaker: that wasn't having fun myself. We had a great time together. Blazes was fun to hang out with. That sounded fun. Yeah, yeah. No, bla Blaze is a great hang, man. Every time we've got to hang out, we've always had a really good time.

Speaker: um and we ah We always have fun. And so i was i was excited for him, and I'm glad that he got to get up there and you guys all got to hang out and everything like that. And next time, I will i will make sure that I am up there.

Speaker: Narlis spent the day with us over at the All About the Paws benefit. I don't know if you remember couple months ago I did a comedy benefit for All About the Paws and the Cleveland shelter there.

Speaker: Cleveland, shit, I can't think of the name of it now. Anyway, a shelter in Cleveland as well, like the Animal Sanctuary. Well, they did a second one for the All About the Paws. And last minute, since you were having some stuff going on in your life that didn't it require two other dudes,

Speaker: It didn't require two other dudes hanging out with you. Yeah. Y'all were on a whole nother level, I will say. And it was hilarious. not you all yeah i I popped in Saturday night. Like I said, ah i um i popped in Saturday night for a few minutes and I was like, these three assholes are just having their own conversation. They don't even realize there's anybody else on the panel, but it's cool because Brittany and Johnny were talking and you three were doing your thing. And I was like, this is actually pretty cool.

Speaker: Sue's like, what the fuck is happening? You're each having different conversations. I can't follow either one of them. This is a nightmare. This is a nightmare. It was Sue's personal Vietnam.

Speaker: That's why like Johnny Bonk and I just like ended up talking to each other because y'all three were just in your own world.

Speaker: Glad you loved to Blaze. Love you too, brother. that was a good time seeing you man. i'll keep I'll keep a close eye on your stuff. I've got two confirmed. I have your bong safe and sound. hu ah Blaze, about the bong.

Speaker: Hardly any pieces. and Not exactly. I mean, it's safe-ish. I don't know how sound it is. why is It sounds good. That's all I'm saying.

Speaker: Yeah, unfortunately, I was tasked with breaking the bad news to you about what happened. couldn't do it so fun

Speaker: ah no First thing you did is look guys, police ball is bogus safe insecure and secure. didn't even know that he left it. I heard about it.

Speaker: I didn't get to hear about it.

Speaker: Seeing bre or see Blaze was the best. yeah <unk>m i'm glad that ja has got I'm glad that all you guys got to do that because like I said. It was a very spontaneous type thing. It was awesome.

Speaker: Yeah, had a good time. Ride is the spice of life. and mean I'll leave a it at Britt's. I'm all about variety these days. Yeah, know.

Speaker: um Yeah. like is greatest well not the Not that I've ever been family friendly, but I'm really not family friendly anymore.

Speaker: so Well, if you're not rapping it, you're going to be plenty family friendly. Hey, maybe. baby barrrow Farrell Farrell as fuck boy. this is suspicious Look out there's a barrel blicking the streets.

Speaker: i had to figure out what was caused it and got that shit fixed. I can paint the town now. Hmm. o It's worth it, dude. Two days of frozen peas on your nuts and you're A-OK. I just had this rule about sharp objects down in that area because there's, I mean, one one little slip. i'm I'm not working with a lot as it is, so i mean, one little slip and it's game over.

Speaker: And I go from Chris to Christina. Oh my gosh. What?

Speaker: Y'all mind if I took some hits with yous?

Speaker: Some hits? What the hell are you talking about? water. Medication? You know, doesn't smoke? I don't do nothing. and I don't don't even, I don't do nothing. I just drink water.

Speaker: Yeah, okay. It's good for you. It's good for your body. That's why I'm drinking tonight. I'm drinking water. I need water. That Miller Lite's all water. No beer tonight? No, not no, no.

Speaker: Not after last night. I will say this, though, speaking of. ah I am completely done with, and it's no big secret. Obviously, everybody knows about it here on the network.

Speaker: But I am completely done with my DUI

Speaker: shit. Now we're on to the expunging process. So, smoke beer and chug juice. is it and know I don't think you're allowed to get it a DUI expunged in a while.

Speaker: It wasn't Ohio. It was PA. That's what they told me. They do all sorts of weird shit there. that's That's what they told me as part of the ARD program was once I finished everything and got everything paid off and whatnot, they would take it off my record since it was the first time since first time offense.

Speaker: and and My record was spotless up until that point. I don't have anything. It should be good. You don't have length of ah length of time that you have to wait before you can do it no do no no they start the process immediately i had to wait i can't remember how long it was but i had to wait a while before i could get it off my shit that's a biggest fucking stress on you though dude because think about it you only get one expungement You got to stay clean and ill not be a fuck up. And that's going to be tough.

Speaker: that's Well, no, it's not going to be tough. No, no, it's not. It's not going to be tough because I did it for 43 years until I was with another fuck up. That's what a fuck up fucked up my shit.

Speaker: So I had fucked up your shit. Yeah. So I was fucked up your fuck. Yeah. I like, you know, I don't drink. I don't drink and drive.

Speaker: Like that's awesome. I do. I never have. I always either plan on having arrangements. Real smart. ah Yeah. I have arrangements. Yeah. I've always had arrangements for a DD or I'm going to somebody's house. was like the other night I went over to a Friday night. I went over to my friends, Kevin and TJ went over to their house. And the first thing TJ said was, you know, we got the spare bedroom if you drink too much. And I'm like, all right.

Speaker: I didn't wind up. I barely had anything. And then, And then Kevin was like, dude, you're four days away, bro. You're not risking it. I'm taking you home. but two days following yeah And following us. And I'm like, had two beers over like a seven-hour time period.

Speaker: And then the last two hours I was here, i was just drinking. He said, well, no. was like, all right, man, I get you. i Cool. I'm not going to argue with you. but so like

Speaker: But I learned in my DUI class that I would have been just 100% confident. I did everything. on When did that happen? when did that happen When did what happened? ah Last February.

Speaker: Wow. year and a half of your fucking life. What's that? Almost a year and a half of your life. yeah Mine was like seven ago. a lot of money that I didn't have to spend. My divorce took just a little longer.

Speaker: I'd rather go through seven divorces simultaneously than one DUI ever again. Oh, yeah. Well, I don't know. i Now that I think about it.

Speaker: I don't know.

Speaker: Because they can be complicated, too, depending on who you're dealing with. Yeah. Cheers, cheers, Johnny Bongs. Cheers, cheers. Yeah, no, like I said, that is a huge stress lifted off of my chest is having that as having that done.

Speaker: And as of yesterday, I finally got a goddamn job. but Did you? Hell yeah. What are going to be doing? I'll be doing the same thing. I've always done building maintenance. so start I start Monday.

Speaker: it's it's ah it's it's ah It's an unhealthy pickup from what I was making, but the shop's like fucking less than 10 minutes from my house. but i mean and well that and instead of driving it Instead of driving one hour, an hour one or more one way to go all the way to Columbus, you know i had two, two and a half hours. from our first plans?

Speaker: That drives literally 30 seconds to work. but you can say Well, no, it's helpful because on breaks, I don't want to waste like the 10 minutes walking back to my house. Yeah. yeah Yeah. No, the shop is less than 10 minutes from my house. So I'll be right around in the corner. um um I'm excited for it.

Speaker: umm like I'm excited for it. So. And everybody that I've met there that works there so far seems seems really cool. so Well, if you're excited, I'm excited. Yeah. Same.

Speaker: Appreciate it. I got to back to... Are you rubbing your nipples right now, sir? No. Are you rubbing your nipples at me, kind sir? No. that wouldn't sound of their fake ah you rubbing your nipples at me kind sir So, yeah, man, I'm definitely excited. I'm glad to be going back to work. This has been a nice, it's been a nice break, but it started to get stressed with finances.

Speaker: So I'm i'm ready if you check that over her face, that'd be great.

Speaker: The audience appreciates that. but You have Star Wars pants on. I like the Star Wars thing, but like... batman highs And Batman That was an accident. In the dark, I thought fun on my Batman pants. It's one where my original gangster t-shirt.

Speaker: Blaze, we got another one in pajama pants. We just got to get him a couch. yeah

Speaker: we used We used to have a guy here on the network, Jarvis, that never got out of pajamas and he sat on the couch and his camera was far enough away like britney does sometimes where you could you just sat there with his blankie and his pajama pants on and then you could see his legs and blaze and i used to make so much fun of him because he would never get off that couch to do anything well i'm in my green screen studio i'm a friend i'm in my bedroom studio where all the magic happens

Speaker: podcasting matching. Appreciate Arliss. Thank you. So, yeah, man. Finally. Arliss loves his bottle of Buffalo Trace. Arliss loves his bottle Buffalo Trace. I'm glad. Yeah. um One of his top five favorite bourbons he said. Thank you to the network.

Speaker: Hold on to that. Favorite bourbons? What is it? Buffalo Trace bourbon.

Speaker: It's hard to find it if you find it as an expensive drink. Is it really? Yes. huh i didn't realize that i think we got i think we have it here did i miss a jerevichie story i was talking him about i was talking about michael he's in his pajama pants and i said we got to get him a couch we got another one chepe that poor kid he was a hot mess it's 20 minutes to eight it's a wednesday i've got nowhere to be i just got out of the shower after mowing grass all day i'm wearing my house i'm wearing my my jam jams

Speaker: The jammy jams. It's a jammy jam party. yeah I'm not judging you. I'm currently in a yeah party. I'm currently in and and comfy shorts and a sleeveless shirt that I've been wearing since I woke up this morning. So I'm not judging anybody.

Speaker: I wear shorts. When the UV index is low. Careful for melanoma. Exactly. ah Yeah, yeah dont yeah take take advice from me about the sun.

Speaker: you Use sunscreen. Otherwise, you're going to look like an asshole. And I'm still feeling it. You always look an asshole. Well, this is true. He's a professional idiot. I'm a professional asshole.

Speaker: What am I? Professional. Slore? No! Thank you. Brittany Snatch had to be earlier today and I was like, great, who gave you permission to snap me and talk to me? Now you've ruined my entire day. Did you say Snatch?

Speaker: Snatch. Yeah, it's a new app. It's a app. i last happens

Speaker: Brought to you by Farrell Glick and Company.

Speaker: like oh like I don't even know what to say to you. Jerevich's problem was he sat on the couch. and please he had the The amount of disdain that Blaze had for Jerevich was um amazing.

Speaker: And you know Blaze, he didn't hide it either.

Speaker: yeah ever seen that meme right of the chick with the fucking plate of fried chicken and it looks like there's absolutely nothing on it but her bare feet are in the picture and there's shit sticking all over fucking the bottom of her feet and it's the best comment of the internet of all time was like why do her feet look better seasoned than that chicken and

Speaker: but Nice. Hell This dude won the internet for all time. Why did her feet look better season than that chicken? Dude, you've never seen look it up for yourselves, baby. It's had some thing of beauty.

Speaker: Yeah, man, this shit's cute, dude. You haven't said so not covered in shit And the chicken looked raw. You should be a part of the fucking group chat.

Speaker: I don't know, Michael. Michael, are you on Snapchat?

Speaker: yeah i don't so I don't snatch a gram. I don't I don't... i don't think my is however and Michael is, however, my number one fan on my OnlyFans.

Speaker: I believe it. ah that i do it's That's where he got the fried chicken sheet picture from. All dicks, no chicks. All dicks, no chicks.

Speaker: oh Nice. All dicks, no chicks. That's right. My second podcast, well, actually my third podcast now since I've worked with Blaze on the other ones, is is just me and some naked friends, all fellows.

Speaker: we just Some cut, some not. We just hang You did bring that up. Coffee talk. You did bring that up the other night, yeah. Fucking weirdo.

Speaker: Love it. Hey. To each their own. There's an S for every single one. What is it called? Rule number 618 or whatever. There's always something on the internet no matter what you say. There's something on the internet about sexual violence. Internet rule number 618. Absolutely.

Speaker: Execute internet order 66. absolutely absolutely and executes internet order sixty six

Speaker: now sixty Click 360.

Speaker: Booyaka. My reawakening of wrestling. i i bull Died two weeks after WrestleMania. I stopped watching it all together. Totally quit giving a fuck.

Speaker: Yeah, i figured I figured it. I was like, This might not last long for Michael, but we'll see what happens. The next big event, though, going to be on Netflix again for free. I'm watching that shit. Monday Night Raw is every obviously every Monday on Netflix. but um That's not an event. I'm talking about SummerSlam. It's the road to SummerSlam now. that's all you oh yeah that's I want to watch some hells of cell. I want to watch somebody die.

Speaker: nice that should be on dude the last time i yeah i was at a wrestlemania and i was legit at a wrestlemania i got the shirt still i took my smile and it was in detroit and i thought for sure oh man what was that kid's name yet like more em andine they were brothers or something and and they were the hardy boys maybe Oh, I love the Hardy Boys growing up. Dark-haired Hardy jumped from the top of the cell through a... On the ladder and it busted the guys from the mouth? Yeah, man.

Speaker: Busted through the ladder and stuff. I thought I watched that shit. and I was there in the building. Fuck. Dude, I remember that. I did not have $10,000 seats, my brother.

Speaker: I had $50 seats. You can only imagine how far away I was. But I could still hear that shit like it was in the seat next to me. Speaking of which, dude, that crowd at WrestleMania was awesome. They were so cool.

Speaker: We had people from all over the world within three rows of us. I mean, we were all talking back and forth. Weird, man. It was my first live wrestling event that was like pro pro wrestling. Like I've seen semi pro shit in town, you know, but I had no idea you couldn't hear the announcer.

Speaker: That blew my mind. Looks not even listening. Son of a bitch. I'm listening. What's more important, in the show or your kids? The show, that's what. Be a bad dad and a good host.

Speaker: I hope you can hear everyone. Your kids really matter. yeah them kids.

Speaker: Oh, wait, I'm not allowed to say that anymore. We're at 50 yards of the school.

Speaker: Oh, my God, Michael. Listen, you can tell. i obviously cannot pass a background check. Yeah, clearly.

Speaker: What is it that you do? Do you do anything? the

Speaker: do Do you do anything? um He's a professional. I made a career out of bad decisions. I'm a professional asshole. It's not a lucrative career.

Speaker: Right now, my career is marrying Sue is my new career. that's so cute. My path to fiscal independence. I thought you guys were already married.

Speaker: We've known each other for 32 32 motherfucking years. That's crazy. What year are we going to be? 93? Pooper?

Speaker: We met in 93? You called her Pooper? That's so cute. That's adorable. I forgot he was live on the internet. I didn't hear shit. She just hated me all on a whole new level. She's not married. that she No, I don't. Thank goodness.

Speaker: Sorry about that. Girls don't poop. Don't know that? It took her 32 years to start liking you. That's a long time. I understand. I'm still on the fire and still on the fence.

Speaker: yeah You will be. The better you get to know me, the harder it is to love me. Yeah, i would yeah right? Yeah. I want to keep that relationship good.

Speaker: I hate everybody, so it's okay. Equal opportunity. Hey, rude. Yeah. especially you.

Speaker: Well, yeah, i am a professional stand-up comedian, Brittany. That's what I do. I DJ. Bitch, I know. um Oh, I didn't know. I thought you were asking me a serious question. We haven't talked about this. I don't know what I say and who I say. I know.

Speaker: Because I love stand-up comedy, too. We have had this conversation. She literally says, what you do, Michael? told you to reach out and help with the fucking material. like to help up with that. We've had this conversation before. You hate everyone, huh? It's equal opportunity hate.

Speaker: Dude, that is an awesome thumbnail spot. Avatar thingy, whatever you call that.

Speaker: yeah The picture? Yes. yeah this

Speaker: I'm assuming it's a tarantula. If I don't like you, then that means that ah you know that's a good thing. That's not a bad thing. The people that I tolerate and like, they're they're the ones that need to be worried. Like my daughter, who clearly has no idea about personal space or that I'm in the middle of doing something.

Speaker: No, you can't have the keys to the car. Go outside and play until the damn lights shot off. she existing yeah she' not literally She's She's 20. I thought she was going to go see her new friend, um but I don't know what they're doing.

Speaker: Does she a co-host co house i wood she Yeah, get her on here. I've tried. She won't do it. She wants to come and stand beside me and talk to me. like i'm not doing She just wants to make it weird.

Speaker: Yeah. she Well, she also' she also knows that... She also knows that I'm not doing like a super serious show tonight. like so What would be best if, from now on don't even acknowledge that you have a daughter to anybody.

Speaker: Just occasionally look over and talk. Just occasionally look over and talk. You can't hear a thing she's saying. And then just let people start thinking you have a multiple personality disorder or some shit. You're just having some side conversation. It would be totally believable as well, yeah.

Speaker: kind of Kind of like the ah Ed Norton and Brad Pitt from Fight Club. Thanks, Brittany. It's Tyler Durden. No, it's Edward Norton and Brad Pitt.

Speaker: Tyler Durden and? I don't know. I don't remember his other name either. I've only seen that movie like and I'm like, yeah, it's all right. You didn't like it at all. That's a great movie, man.

Speaker: I liked it. Meatloaf as Bitch Tits? Meatloaf plays a character called Bitch Tits. That's why I didn't like the movie. Bitch Tits. Because for about five years after that, I got called bitch tits because of a fucking Newark cop.

Speaker: Because of a fucking Newark cop one night. We were coming out of the bar and My ex-wife was cold and we were kind of standing out there joking around and talking to the cops because we were getting ready to walk back down to the house.

Speaker: And she was bitching because she was cold and it was raining. So I gave her my shirt and he was like, oh, you got bitchitch bitch tits, bitch tits. So because of that, for like five years, yeah everybody called me bitch tits. like oh ghost me off I like that. Hate the movie instead of yourself for having bitch tits.

Speaker: I hated the movie. It's the movie's fault. It's Meatloaf's fault. Fuck you, Meatloaf. It's rotten hell. The DUI that I got, I was talking to the cop beforehand before I started driving like a dumbass.

Speaker: Nobody's ever accused you of smart. Nobody's ever used them the word smart in a conversation that has included your name. Until something changes. That is a lie. That is a lie. How's going, officer? Don't mind me. I'm drunk as hell, and I'm going get in my car right in front of you and skirt, skirt down the road.

Speaker: I was only going two blocks. You're not supposed to go anywhere. What a Wally. My car would have gotten towed because whatever. What's going on, Wally?

Speaker: Wally! wally know times I left my truck down in the parking lot across the street from the bar that we used to go to here in town and walk back to my apartment? You can't do that where I was. And there were cops would drive past fucking with me.

Speaker: You want a ride? Where are you going? What you doing? I'm like, shut up. already know what I'm doing. I'm being safe. Yeah, well, driving to son. You're not going to do that. Go fuck yourself. He was like 400, 500 pounds.

Speaker: He lives right down the street. And I didn't want him to have to wobble down the road. He could use the exercise if he's four-year-old battles. He needed to wobble down the road.

Speaker: Yeah, I'm fat shaming your friend. I'm fat shaming your friend. I'm not friends with him anymore. but yeah yeah He had the bitch tits. And I got called bitch tits. That's funny.

Speaker: That's funny.

Speaker: ah so that's why is that Oh my God. i don That's why I don't have fat friends, because I encourage them not to be fat. This is why I don't have any more. Maybe if you walked to the Burger King instead of drive, you're fat ass, you wouldn't be so big, you fat fucker.

Speaker: wow was so nice to be home. Welcome to the body shaming segment here Wow! Wednesday. I don't like body shaming women.

Speaker: don't body shaming women. I don't body shaming women. Thank you, Blake. Good job. Well, you know what? I'm them. them. No, sometimes they can't help that Sometimes they actually cannot help it.

Speaker: You can help it. You put the fucking double-bladder in the book for a pounder down.

Speaker: basically yeah gotta love blaze yeah what are friends what are friends look i'm a real i'm a real friend and i look out for my people like instead of having the seventh double quarter pounder maybe you should just go for a walk around the block badass

Speaker: just saying that i wouldn't be able to finish a double quarter pounder anymore i don't eat like I did my youth. It would not be your best. It's good for me anyway. I eat like once a day. That's right. I'll eat a feast.

Speaker: Sort of. Yeah, that's my problem. I eat once a day and then, yeah. The rest of the day hating yourself. Yeah, because i know what i get I know when I get done here, when we get done here tonight, I'm going to go have some potato skins, some mozzarella sticks, and and probably three to four corn dogs. I'm a hamster.

Speaker: so I want a corndog. Well, I didn't expect my daughter to come home tonight, so I was just going to eat leftovers. And then she called me and she's like, can you come pick me up at mom's? And I was like, yeah, i guess. And I was like, shit, what the fuck am I going to do for dinner?

Speaker: Because my kids won't eat leftovers. Tarantula. um Oh, yeah, I Thyroid. I have hyperthyroidism. First and foremost, I don't body shame women because women are beautiful no matter how big or small they are.

Speaker: Yeah, because they're on a whole fuck fest right now. That's all. Yeah, but men. but he'd be big fat men with bits too yeah big old fat men with big old fatty Saggy bitch tits. Get out of here, you meatloaf-looking bastard.

Speaker: happy This is why we have a ah show called Men's Mental Health. Oh, yeah. Oh, man, I noticed something then the other day. I noticed something the other that day. Get this. This is Men's Mental Health Awareness Month. Did you know that?

Speaker: ah did go men is it I did not. Yes, it's Men's Mental Health Awareness Month. I did not know that. Men's Mental Health Awareness Month.

Speaker: M-M-H-A-M. immenses men so air Men's Awareness Month. Ma'am. Why can't they give us anything? Those goddamn... anti-misogynistic women what is it a misterogenist i don't know what it is but you're a lady a mister a misterogenist don't know what is what is the term misogynistic misogynist is a man who hates women it's the opposite of that it's no man what are you mr is it mister i don't know have no see because it's probably not even a real thing i'm making shit up as i go

Speaker: But I I'm on to something. I'm not looking it up. That's the beginning of a new day. All words. All words are just made up. All the words are made up.

Speaker: And wherever you go. Fucking stupid. is it again? Everything is just made up if you really want to talk about.

Speaker: It's menstrual men's health awareness month one. Men's mental. Ma'am. i Ma'am.

Speaker: Men's mental awareness. Jesus Christ, Tarantula. Way to come out with sweet news.

Speaker: I went dark real quick. So anybody feeling weird out there, listen to this. What's up, Abster? How you doing? Hey, nice, you found it.

Speaker: well whoever made up the curse words okay so this is a topic that I just don't understand like who made curse words bad and there's no such thing as a bad word what there is is bad intention behind the words Exactly. It's depending on how you use it. Yeah, and you're right. I am a motherfucker. I'm fucking other people's mothers. I love that mother. Shut up. There's no angst or hate behind that intention. that There's no bad words. there's just bad intentions.

Speaker: What single moms? The N-word is a bad word if you want to. Say the N-word. No! ah Yeah, do not say the N-word on this network ever and a at any point in time. unless That's a bad word.

Speaker: Unless you are a certain pigmentation is the only way you can go. Don't say that word, period. It's bad. Don't do it. but That's right, Ninja. Just don't say it. My buddy Smoke, he came up here, the black guy, and one of the first times he came up on Nonsensical Nonsense way back in the day, it was like every other word was, and I'm like, yo, Smoke. And he's like, what? I'm allowed to say it. I'm like.

Speaker: Okay, but still, can we... He was trying to desensitize you the word of the point where you'd say it, and be like, ha-ha, reparations, motherfucker. Oh, yeah. I've already got my pass to say it from him and everybody on his...

Speaker: um i've already got my past to say it from him and everybody and hit on his on his youtube platform like it's i'm like um like don of those like i'm like nahh boys you ain't getting me in that one they're like no glick seriously you're good you're one of us you're our guy you know cause they do they do they do travel science share passport brus i think it's what's ah So they do all the traveling and stuff like that and on their YouTube channels and stuff. versus everything And they're all they're all black guys. and

Speaker: And we'll get in there and get get into the chat or pop into that stream with them from time to time. they're like, come on, likeck you know you're allowed to say it. Just say it. it like I'm not saying it. that's an man yes and Not today.

Speaker: Yes, that's blazes blazes on it. Prudish religious people made big words bad. Bad words. Don't worry. They'll pray for you, please. My only my only naughty is the Illuminati.

Speaker: Illuminati. Are there any questions anybody would like to ask? Anybody? Get to know your hoes.

Speaker: Heyo. Get to know your hoes? Hoes. Wait, Hoes where? Know your hoes.

Speaker: who was wearing oh ya know No, yo, ho. I don't get too excited. I'm about to go get Beryl. I'll be back. Oh, God. Nice. Brittany, I'm

Speaker: not going to put you on the spot, but did you ever create your OnlyFans free page? No, I did not. She's stupid as you're giving away free picks for

Speaker: no i did not oh she stupid busyt giving one like for

Speaker: No, it was one time. yeah And I didn't know what I was doing it at the time. like that um my Find my page. I'm some goddamn Barney Rubble looking ass feet too.

Speaker: They're sexy. I'll be wearing work boots now. So you don't want to see my feet. Oh, you got some. yeah They're gnarly.

Speaker: Go get a pedicure or something. Damn. Treat yourself, girl. No, I'm going to. This girl that I work with, she's like, I need a girlfriend to go get a pedicure with. And I was like, dude, I'll do it.

Speaker: Let's go. so we're probably going to go this weekend. I used to do it every other month, every couple months. One look at your feet and start talking to each other about how funky they are.

Speaker: Well, I mean, we can't get our nails done because we work with our hands.

Speaker: You can get them You can get like That polish and establish it No it falls off immediately like a waste of money So I just painted myself I used to get them done Every two weeks but no We're just going to get our toes done Because it's summertime And we need some girl tent I'm going to get my nails done I'm going to get me some claws How about you tell me used to get pointy ones You think I'm going to have five hours just to come get my nails and done with you?

Speaker: Yes, bitch.

Speaker: somebody. God, would we look like a ah weird pair walking down the street together?

Speaker: It's like you and me. This is my big bro. Keep her in a bag like a purse dog. I'm not that small.

Speaker: pixar didn't have exer it yeah i used to I used to get one of my customers. I used to take care of a couple nail salons down in Charleston. So every other month or every couple of months, I'd go in and get a mani-pedi.

Speaker: It's relaxing. It's fantastic. It is. I don't get into what they were talking about.

Speaker: I'd just be like. He would go with me sometimes and he'd love it. It's fantastic. I feel so pretty and delicate after I got done. I just want to feel pretty, too.

Speaker: and really Don't judge me, Mike.

Speaker: Go get my hair and beard did. going to my toes and nails. hey gotta get your hair I mean, your beard died. That's right. Get your hair done did. Hair done did.

Speaker: I don't dye my beard too, if you swore. me either, obviously. None it's i did love light I do love the lighting because the lighting that I have does hide all the gray that I have in my beard.

Speaker: and it's does No, it doesn't. You look like a Frankenstein with a beard. Those are my It's there and there.

Speaker: Doing a lot of this. I don't like when you say that. racing stripes. What? They're racing stripes. That's what they are. I'm fast as fuck, boy. Make certain things skid marks. Bye. I'm fast as fuck, boy.

Speaker: Oh, shit, Mike. I'm sorry. You're pushing buttons and I'm pushing buttons. I'll let you push the buttons. I'll let you push the buttons. I'll stop. good Yeah, what she said. I do two things. Prostitutes and pedicures for sure. Yeah, man.

Speaker: That's fantastic. Honestly, it's amazing. After being at the beach yesterday, I was looking at my friend Frontstone feet, and was like, ooh, I should go get something done about these for real. Maybe that's what I'll do after, you know, get back to work, my first paycheck. I'm going to go have a day to feel free. And be judged by Michael, because he's already judging the hell out of me. I can see what it is. Michael can judge all the fuck he wants. Yas, queen.

Speaker: I just want to feel pretty. Get my grays tangled up in a nice little braid. yeah It's funny. Have you ever done that? Like braided the gray into and it like, that's fucking.

Speaker: I've only had my beard braided once. I was at the Ren. Oh, I'm going to the Ren Fest this year. The Ren Fest? Hell yeah. Yeah, I was at Ren Fest and the girl was was braiding my beard and putting like the the beads and stuff in it.

Speaker: or the like runes and whatnot. And then she did my... did my home not daughters like Runes. Runes. Nice job, Odin. That's what they were. And then there was like some that had wolf heads and raven heads. I was singing the same thing.

Speaker: so oh so My sue has a very specific thought about men with beard braids.

Speaker: It's Viking shit. I rock that shit, man. I look sexy as hell. But I don't want to say that about him. Sure. I did. and now My daughter's learning to do that. she'd say actually but i want to bri my hair She's braided my hair twice. Austin has.

Speaker: My oldest one? and You kind of want to braid your beard. I'm not going to lie.

Speaker: I don't care. I would braid my ass first. You'd braid your ass first? What the fuck does that even mean? Do you see this glorious beard? It's got a twin, my friends.

Speaker: It has a twin? Yes. It wraps around from the front to the back. yeah

Speaker: so It's one of my famous punchlines. You got that one for free tonight, folks. There's whole story that goes with it. See me sometime. No. See him sometime.

Speaker: Or not. What the fuck? He'll be in the alley behind the ah yeah the bar. Any alley you choose. I hear some bad shit at work sometimes.

Speaker: It's Miller time. yeah That was... Rob Williams all-time great. You actually got me speechless, dude. That's what I do.

Speaker: It's not that hard to get her speechless, trust me. Whatever.

Speaker: what all right i'm getting okay i'm um i'm gonna check the whatsapp i'm gonna check your whatsapp the new oh ah let me let me go to whatsapp over here on my on my laptop and i can uh i can upload that

Speaker: and Nice. That's fucking awesome. william I don't know what she's doing to that bong, but okay.

Speaker: Ladies and gentlemen, we are not safe for work and we are not for the faint of heart. So if you're easily offended, Run away now. If you're easily offended, you've already left. Thanks for talking to nobody.

Speaker: Just don't them take to back room for a pedicure. Why is that? Is that where the... Is that where the happy end is? Yeah. yeah I thought that was the VIP pedicure. Yeah.

Speaker: That was really subtle, Brad. You know that.

Speaker: and Real subtle. so Oh, I can delete that. get that as I didn't know that we were like let's put this on all about subtlety here. Let's put this on Patreon. You get yours braided, I'll get mine braided.

Speaker: But not up here. ah think Abster's wanting to see the whole thing. Braid them together. No motherfucking comment. We are not humans set up eating my beard and your hair.

Speaker: I love you, brother, but I don't love you that much. You'll be sad. No, I guess you man, together. Absolutely. like her. Yeah. Shout out to Blaze.

Speaker: Here's our new promo that he just put together while he was watching.

Speaker: yes shoutout to blaze here's our new here's our new promo that he just put together while he was watching

Speaker: and i got I agree. I don't know what that granny's doing to that bong, but I don't think that's how you're supposed to. I don't know much about bongs, but I don't think that's how you're supposed to smoke it. Never inject marijuana.

Speaker: That's amazing. Blaise, send that to me. Snap it to me, please, if you can. Never inject a single marijuana. Inject.

Speaker: What? What? um would you and yeah well what Never inject a single marijuana. Not one time. I would never inject a marijuana in my life. Don't inject it. I don't understand.

Speaker: I don't understand the concept. and Now I know what Brittany feels like most of her life. I'm confused and I don't understand. are you going to bring me into it? I don't know what i'm saying. Because I'm confused. and I feel like that's how you spend 90% of your life. You're just like, I have no idea what's going on.

Speaker: What?

Speaker: No, I'm actually very smart. Thank you very much. um I believe that 100%. ah really, truly do. so i ignore that there is you ah You are

Speaker: SMRT, smert. thank you i'm real good real goods at the smart and sm smartrrk smirk is that what it is s smartrk smirk

Speaker: That lady is a part of it. Let me sketch about old ladies trying weed for the first time. It's a part, not a part.

Speaker: ah Jesus Christ, calm down, you grammar Nazi. people but I really am am. I was going to say something, but I wasn't going to be a dick. One of my favorite comments ever. It's what I do. I'm a professional. I'm an idiot.

Speaker: I'm a pimp. I'm a lover. Devil's Lettuce is one

Speaker: of favorite friends. Devil's Lettuce. Smoking that Mary Juana. You're going to hell. That's better, Blaze.

Speaker: You're a better person for it, Blaze. I love you, bud. Take a break. take a break Yeah. I want to smoke some more. the be Do it where you're at like a real human being.

Speaker: I can't. I wish I could, but I rent this place and I'm not allowed to s smoke inside. And it's super cheap rent, so I'm not trying to.

Speaker: I'll give you two minutes and 57 seconds. Go. Two minutes and 57 seconds. Cool. that's That's how long this song is. yeah We'll take a little break break real quick for brit Britt Britt. I've got little Zay Grassley.

Speaker: Carolina's own Boise with the Animal. We'll be right back.

Speaker: I got 20 on my feet. Okay, let's go. Let's go. Gypsy on the rise, baby. Carolina Bird Dog. Climbed up out there, put it, baby.

Speaker: Country rapping rock star. Country rapping rock star. Country rapping rock star. I put the game in the headlock. Cut my grass in the pythons. Came up swerving 80, baby.

Speaker: I was serving. All I know is get it gone. I was raised a gypsy cowboy. Little hood, little country. All I know is get the money. Break it down.

Speaker: Country boy from the slum, doubled up off of crumb Two years in the state, twelve years, ten months in the fed Daddy set me up, left me for dead Yeah, and they wonder why don't have no cares in the world I'm a gypsy, baby, I've been alone since birth Ain't nobody really love me, my heart really hurts My heart really hurts I'm an animal, let me off the leash Now about to eat till I case it

Speaker: right through the door. A country-rapping rock star they ain't never seen before. The gypsy on the rise, baby, Carolina Bird.

Speaker: Let's go. Climbed about that muddy, baby, country-rapping rock star. Country-rapping rock star. Okay, let's go.

Speaker: on the rise, baby, Carolina Bird Dog, climbed up out that muddy, baby, country rapping rock star. Say, don't know what this country gonna do, but I know one thing, that this is the life for me.

Speaker: Baby, I'm country thugging. Baby, I'm country thugging. Baby, I'm country thugging. Baby, I'm country

Speaker: I don't know what this country gonna do. But know one thing that this is the life for me.

Speaker: Baby, I'm country thugging. Baby, I'm country thugging. Baby, I'm country thugging.

Speaker: yeah yeah And we back. Welcome back what what we thought well Wild Card Wednesday. Yeah, that's what we're Wild, wild, wild, wild card Wednesday. Wild, wild, wild card Wednesday.

Speaker: yeah yeah Yeah, you never know what's going to happen. That's what we're... Yeah, it's a wild, wild, wild, wild card Wednesday. wow You got them sweet skills, son. I didn't know you was a... rap That's what I do.

Speaker: I have a freestyling fool. You are a freestyling Just a fool. but and

Speaker: professional the time Professional idiocy has its skill set. All all the time with the rhyme. Shouldn't be a crime. I'm just saying. to But yeah, you never know what's going to happen here. on That's why we're doing Wild Card Wednesdays. Because you never know what's going to happen and you never know who's going to be here.

Speaker: Might be me. Might be Michael. Might be Britt. Might be Blaze. i know i say I know that when I say let's play a game, nobody wants to play it and we don't do it. I know that. what walk car yeah was i was I was actually just going to ask you.

Speaker: Yes, I was. Don't tell iison don't tell me. about things I have to bitch about things get him done. I know you're about to throw a temper tantrum, so I had to satisfy the baby.

Speaker: I can see his blood pool. I can see it in his eyes. I think I look better in that lighting. na No, I was actually going to get ready to ask you. ah ah Well, I'll wait because if we do it now, we're going to have to explain it four more times when Brittany comes back. so

Speaker: But ah yeah, we never know what we're going to do on Wednesday night. Sometimes we might have topics. Sometimes. Hell yeah. So glad you're here. Join us every Wednesday.

Speaker: we were having a good time last night. trall and i We were hanging out and bullshitting and talking. We having good time. After I got in trouble on Tiki Taki, motherfuckers. I went to my Instagram. I was like, I never go live on Instagram. Let's see how this goes.

Speaker: And then you still get blipped. I watched No. I had a watch. We got to do it last night. got caught up. Yeah. We got blipped last night, ah which was wild. I know. watched it.

Speaker: Yeah. It was crazy. it But, I mean, it happens. That's what Nick said. He's like, even even playing his own stuff, he gets copyright. But speaking of last night, shout out to it sorry up Brandon.

Speaker: It's what? You can see the whole episode. It's up. Right. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, it's up. Yeah, we just we just cut out for just a few minutes. But, yeah, shout out to Brandon McCormick, Nicholas Kurt, and my guy, my new best friend in the whole wide world, Brandon. Michael, don't even.

Speaker: and ah No, no, calm down, calm down. No, Brendan Bradley, he played Ish in Devil in the Daylong Brothers. Ish was my daylong brother. Ish was my daylong brother. I'm so bummed I couldn't pop in with you guys.

Speaker: Yeah, he we had ah we had a great time with those guys last night. If you haven't, if you didn't watch it or didn't get a chance to watch it, jump onto our YouTube channel and you can watch the full replay. If you are watching the replays of our shows, by the way, drop a like and drop a comment. It's a free way to support us and it helps us in the algorithm. Sure. If you really like yeah about it, by sharing that, that'd be great.

Speaker: And don't forget to tell your grandma. Nine out of 10.

Speaker: nine out of ten gra

Speaker: I have

Speaker: no idea. I have no idea have no idea where I came up with that. I don't understand where half this shit comes from. said those things, Brittany came back, to half the viewer's gone.

Speaker: It's all Brittany's fault.

Speaker: I blame her. I can't do it all by myself, guys. You're the professional i think person guy I ain't gonna say that. It's not my fault.

Speaker: It's not your fault. luckcuous oh It's okay, Brittany. You're so pretty. If anything, I brought people in there, you bitch. but I was gonna say, don't forget to follow and hit that and and ring my bell.

Speaker: It's that way you know when we do the things that we do. Ding, ding, ding, ding, ding. Ring my bell. Ring my bell.

Speaker: Name the artist.

Speaker: conjo Anita Ward. and I wouldn't have gotten that. I do that at work all day. I'll ask people.

Speaker: My songs I'll and I'm like, who is that? Is this the 2025 version of Don't Put Baby in the Corner? Never Blame Britt. Never. Thank you. jerry ah

Speaker: Because you said that i and card for every single thing from here on out. Everything. Everything. Britney. You guys always. You can't stop farting in her sleep. It's Britney causing global warming. I do fart in my sleep. Thank you very much.

Speaker: We all do. Everybody does it. It's life. You lie. I don't fart at all. I don't even have an asshole. don't shit. I believe that. that I don't know why, but I believe that you would have some weird... Because you are the asshole. You yourself are the asshole. one You would have some weird body malfunction that you don't have an asshole.

Speaker: Y'all are dumb. What was that movie? I'm not dumb. I'm stupid. have you ever seen that Have you ever seen that show Preacher? Oh, I love that. I love that show. Yeah.

Speaker: Good show. Sergeant Modog in the building, how you doing tonight, sir? Got to admit, hated the way it ended. You know, I never finished that series. I should go back. I should go back to it. No, no spoiler alert. I'm just going to say I hated the way it ended.

Speaker: That's where I'll leave it. It was only two or three seasons. It's a quick watch. you can invent that that's a quick I just finally finished Supernatural. Yeah, a couple land that' That's a one month binge.

Speaker: That is like a, yeah, that's a long binge. I've been watching it for a couple months. How many total seasons? 23? I think it's 24. 15 or 16.

Speaker: That's it? No, it's 20 something. has to be. yeah Google it, Brett. Google it. Do it. I am. I am Googling Get in the box, Britt. Get in the Google box. ah just just Just slide it up and slip it in the Google box.

Speaker: What's Rogan's guy? What's the guy that Rogan's always like, hey, look at You guys would shut up, maybe. 15. Oh, yeah, it's only 15. Who'd you meet? Yes.

Speaker: I almost guarantee it. 15. who you

Speaker: yes salmonine but bad that what your home guarantee it es

Speaker: 15 that's it yeah thought it was more than that well watched about half of it i think there are more books than there are well they stopped chasing after jeffrey dean morgan it got dumped in my opinion i didn't like it anymore yeah right first three or four seasons the dark seasons and fun seasons too much happened with uh dean Sam's the young one, right? Sam's the young one, Dean's the one that everybody wants to play Superman.

Speaker: yeah Yeah, Dean was the older brother, Sam was... yeah That's what's wrong with Michael's asshole, all the hair covers it. That's why that's all you gotta get it braided. He wins the internet today.

Speaker: Nice. nice big gas ah yeahlippping that I like the devil, the Brit dude. yeah my guy kyle i like it i like

Speaker: baby was nice but baby's no grace yeah you haven't seen devil in the day you have no idea what i'm talking about but baby was no grace you know what you're talking about oh my gosh oh my gosh Go watch the movie before you watch the interview because there are spoilers. I will tell you right now, there are spoilers from last night's show. ah yeah we tried We tried to beat around the bushes with the spoilers, but it's it was very hard to do that.

Speaker: hello why

Speaker: He was brooding. They kept putting the devil in Sam. They kept putting the devil in Sam or something. Satan was inside of Sam. i don't know. It got weird. did get weird It did get weird.

Speaker: When they brought the angels in, it just got dumb and I didn't like it and the angels were killing people and there were ton angels. It was just... I don't know. Sam's... What I like to say, the kids don't like this word, but it got what I like to call retarded.

Speaker: And I couldn't take it... Easy now. Don't say that Tiffany's. Chill. Chill. Chill. Two weeks is long enough, the spoiler alert rule. You know what? picked off i hear man It's been over for a decade. out earlier I am 100% in with the two-week rule on big movies, but for a movie like that, that you know not a lot of people know about it.

Speaker: Oh, dig it, dig it. Independent film or whatever. Yeah, yeah. So, I mean. rule my as So, i didn't I didn't want to throw spoilers out there because there are. i know i know there were several people that that I was talking to and seen our, are seen and I'll say our promo, the promo Blaise and I put together.

Speaker: And they went out and watched, they went and found it and watched it. And they were messed They're like, this is really good movie. Yeah, I know. Duh. I told you guys it was good. I don't give you guys, I don't give you guys shit.

Speaker: So, like the musicians I have. you all the time. Well, no, the reason I'll give you that one. I was going to say, I think I've done pretty good. Anybody can ask a question. Does

Speaker: that include us? Did Brittany go to her makeup artist and say, scary ghost, please? but

Speaker: It's called The Sun. Maybe step into it for a few minutes a day. What do you say? Dude, I... i work in a factory for 10 hours a day the up what are you doing the other 14 hours of the day yes i do actually that's where i live so you go sit on the patio it was basically what he said go get some vitamin d 30 seconds i tried to i yeah i so do

Speaker: i can tell I can tell you all about going out in the sun. But also, like, the screen is white and it's making me look whiter than it. Oh, no, I'm pretty. Yeah, you're pretty.

Speaker: But, anywho, I was going to ask michael Michael. Michael has a game, and I need him to refresh my memories. Piece of cake. What game are you going to play? It's called Mount Rushmore.

Speaker: oh yeah, what is that? You pick a topic and you put your Mount Rushmore up. So, six feet. yeah Those are not rules, dude. Like what? Yeah, it's not even really. You do. So for instance, like villains, right? Villains. Okay.

Speaker: My Mount Rushmore villains would be Darth Vader, Doctor Doom, probably Magneto and the Monarch from Venture Brothers. The Monarch is a great villain.

Speaker: Venture, really? Okay. Okay. That's my Mount Rushmore of villains. That's just an example. We can do Mount Rushmore of anything you want to do. Or a several Mount Thank you for giving me an example. I kind of like that one.

Speaker: But it makes You know how hard it is for me to think, guys. um I was going to say, we we we used we yeah we used to do something similar. Five Disney characters, etc.

Speaker: Disney characters, yeah. was going to say, we used to do something similar on Nonsensible Nonsense. We did our starting five.

Speaker: Well, it's kind of like what I would do if you were trapped on the desert island for a year and you had to choose three different musicians, whatever. Desert Island Pleasures, yes, yes.

Speaker: yeah So not what I was thinking, right? Desert Island Pleasures on yeah we you yeah top three positions that you like.

Speaker: shutvel down hussy but a so what What a floor. So, Mount Rushmore. So what are we starting with? Ladies short. I like the villains thing.

Speaker: I would say... We did villains on our other show. is that okay well No, okay. We can still do villains here. ah Not everybody listens to all the shows. Your four favorite villains. And those are fictional villains, by the way. We also did real-life villains.

Speaker: Okay. Thanos? Do you... Can we mix it up with real and fake? just do Just do fictional villains. fictional Stick to fictional.

Speaker: Thanos. That's a good one. Thanos. A sympathetic villain. Draco Malfoy. and Boo. Boo on you. That does not go on anybody's Mount Rushmore. Vader. Darth Vader.

Speaker: or so vayner and um the lightning dude from star wars yeah yeah um me two strong choices at the end why they were third and fourth beyond me draco malfoy doesn't belong on anything that has vader and the emperor no i fucking knew that y'all would hate that straight up yeah Yeah, because it doesn't belong there.

Speaker: All-time great villains, Draco Malfoy. And you never have an opinion of counts again for that. Never again. No, I wanted to say like... Sure. Or like Baltimore. Baltimore. Better, still sucks. I know. I know.

Speaker: better but still sucks i know hello

Speaker: It is what it is, man. You gotta take it or leave it. Glick, fictional villains, Mount Rushmore. You have to take it or leave it, you whore. You heard what I said. Yeah. um and That one is a medical yeah yeah quote from

Speaker: shut up and take this saith the bri

Speaker: Basically, that's like that's been my whole level tonight. Mount Rushmore of villains. Life.

Speaker: Life? That's a good one, yeah. Your entire life. What would that look like? I don't know. it's Because you never have to carve it out.

Speaker: Yeah. It has to be fictional. um Let me see. Top

Speaker: top my Mount Rushmore ah fictional villains. Well, first and foremost, Daniel La Russa because fuck that guy. He is a villain. Yep.

Speaker: And Zach Morris because Zach Morris is trash. Zach Morris is trash. Dude, I love you more now. Zach Morris is trash is one of the all-time best things I've ever seen on the internet. Yeah, right?

Speaker: Um...

Speaker: Man, villains, yeah. like I'm about to go Joker. That's my guy. man Joker's my guy. Great villain, great choice. didn't even think about that. Yeah, the Joker. Joker's my guy. I love the Joker.

Speaker: And... Oh. Oh. Last one. We'll go with I'm ashamed of myself for not saying Joker instead of.

Speaker: I know. Me too. I'm kind of pissed off about it. The Monarchs are great, Joe, and humorous in other hilarious ways. The Monarchs is outstanding.

Speaker: However, the Joker... Ivan Drago. What? He killed Apollo. He killed Apollo Creed. Apollo Creed was a goddamn national treasure.

Speaker: Don't you see? He himself. I haven't been thinking about like the Suicide Squad. What's the fucking... Harley Quinn. No. ah make The obvious one. mr Captain Boomerang.

Speaker: He's the best. Yes. Yes. Yes. Amen. yeah amen Why are you flicking me off? I disagreed with you. with you. I was kidding. That's a terrible choice.

Speaker: You suck at this. i love I love Captain Boomerang. Venom, Freddy, Mystique, Joker. There's only four faces. ah freddie cruiser good crisis um Freddy Great villain.

Speaker: I'm a fan of the new Freddy Krueger. Very dark vibe. Really loves that remake. Yes, with the dude that played, what was that guy's name? Rorschach.

Speaker: Yeah, Rorschach. I like that guy. i like that actor. He did a great job. I'm not trapped in here with you. You're trapped in here with me. Dude, he's a mean motherfucker. Man, that cat was in weird 80s movies, too.

Speaker: Like the one where they went going all the way or something like that, i think it was called, and they were trying to go to Tijuana to buy Spanish Fly and Fireworks. remember? Yeah, i think so. Yeah, vaguely. Vaguely.

Speaker: Don't judge my villains. I thought my villains were great. I've been Drago. Look, man. know I'm a huge fan of the Rocky series. And Drago, you know, just he's always stuck with me.

Speaker: I hate that Clever Lang killed Mickey. Go fuck yourself. That's worse. Mickey should have been dead in the first movie. He was already 175 in the movie. You're not a fan of Rocky. He was already 175 old in the first movie. You go to hell and you die.

Speaker: but yeah You die, motherfuckers.

Speaker: hey it's my amount yeah In what universe you put Iron Dragon ahead of Clever Lang? You fucking suck at this too. Clever Lang was such a terrible character. Are these good choices or bad choices? I think they're terrible.

Speaker: Iron Dragon is terrible. All that combined would really mess if it would be a fun time, I'm sure. Look, I wanted to go outside of the box. A little bit outside of the norm.

Speaker: ah yeah know Star Wars, real original. Comic books, real original. Come on, guys. Be better. Joker's from comic books. What's wrong with you? No, he's not. He's from movies. Come Just be original, guys. Come on. He's graphic novels.

Speaker: but from I like graphic novels. Oh, these are good. What is Brian talking about? Smog. A callback inside baseball from the blazing. Fuck yeah.

Speaker: That is blaze. We call that a nonsensical network. We call that a reach around. um the bleed oh like yes that is oh million we we call that we call that a yeah here on the nonsenical network we call that a reachround I'm trying to blaze around we well ah we when we first started doing this show with Jeff and I I was trying to i was trying to say callback and blazes are general around gonna reach around so now when we would call things back it became the reach around so somebody likes the psychological thrillers and terrible Star Wars movies good call

Speaker: norin bats good call Hannibal Lecter, great choice. Excellent villain. Excellent villain. Another nod I would give in Mission Impossible 3, Philip Seymour Hoffman played the villain, and he was superb as a bad guy.

Speaker: Jason Bateman, another one for Help Me Out, Blaze. What was the name of that movie? What are you talking about? Jason Bateman. Jason Bateman plays the villain in this movie about...

Speaker: It's like a terrorist plot. I don't want to spoil anything. i think it's so Is it the new one that just came out? but like at The airport ah passenger maybe? Yes. yeah yeah That is a great fucking movie. He's a good actor.

Speaker: um man, Jason Bateman is the teats. National treasure. with National treasure. treasure.

Speaker: National treasure. Carry On. but Oh, Carry On. Carry On was the name of the movie. Thank you, Blaze. The movie's called Carry On. He is outstanding as a villain. Good job, Blaze. Passenger another movie, though.

Speaker: Isn't it?

Speaker: Or is that a show?

Speaker: What? It's a passenger. Passenger 57. Wesley Snipes. Oh, yeah, wait oh but yeah, yeah. Wait, no. Excellent timing, Angela. Excellent timing.

Speaker: I see that down there. I was thinking the same thing. I was honestly thinking the same thing. but The key to comedy is timing.

Speaker: proud Rushmore. We got a Wookiee in the room. Yeah.

Speaker: What year is she gargling semen? My God. Am I gargling semen? The fuck? Not yet. She said not yet. You are getting another letter from HR. I am HR, motherfucker. HR department is going to be chewing your ass over that one. a I am HR. What are you talking about?

Speaker: HR is going to get it. yeah have any complaints, please feel free to email our HR department go fuck yourself hang go fucking email but at gmail.com or you can call 1-800-Nobody-Gives-A-Fuck.

Speaker: That's too many numbers. Suck my motherfucking numbers. People are violent. Thank you. my mother and just and people are violent what is thank you fucking Wednesday, man.

Speaker: Just we wax. we we wack We wax? We wax. one wax ah

Speaker: So Glick, you get the next choice. We did villains. Now you're up. Something near and dear to your heart.

Speaker: Wrestlers. Oh, golly. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I'm down with that. but Top three, though, not five. Let's do three. First off, it's four, because Mount Rushmore is four. he twenty you know the amount you Do you know what Mount Rushmore is, Brittany?

Speaker: It's the most unimpressive national monument i've ever seen. I was going to say, you do you know what the Mount Rushmore is? you you You do know what it is, right?

Speaker: Wait, what are we waxing? Oh, we waxing. We are waxing up as we speak. There's a squirrel running around apartment somewhere. Maybe I should have no swaps at me.

Speaker: Oh, my God. There's one from the audience. One from the audience. butley yields great yeah That's why I was going to throw a monkey wrench in there. Yeah, I like that. Please get out of my head, dude.

Speaker: Blaze and I just live referee in each other's heads constantly. Wrestling heels? No, I want to do best wrestling heels. Obviously, obviously, Ric Flair is going to go up there because he's undeniably one of the best.

Speaker: like ah ah probably not not goingnna get i probably gonna but I'm probably to get some flack for this, but I got to give the man his due and the Miz, Ohio's own.

Speaker: he He is like... You would. You fucking would. is this generation's like kind of Ric Flair. He's the guy that you love to hate. You're not supposed to like him, but you find yourself rooting for him.

Speaker: Like Randy Orton. ah Let's see. Miz, Ric Flair... Fat

Speaker: that heels.

Speaker: Come on. I'm rattling my brain around here. I'm trying to think of some old school ah Eric Bischoff. What a fucking dick.

Speaker: And he did wrestle, technically. So, even though he was... You know, we throw Eric Bischoff in there and...

Speaker: You know what, just because...

Speaker: He's the bad guy, man. Razor Ramon Scott Hall. oh That's my guy. I'm Ressa Ramon. Ressa Ramon. You want to go next or last?

Speaker: I want to go next. Just because the names are so fresh in my head right now. Rey Mysterio. Batista. I don't give a fuck.

Speaker: We were talking about wrestlers in general. The heels of the bad guys. It's Brittany's world, bitch. We just do whatever. Your mom is a fucking heel.

Speaker: My mom's been under my car seat, Brittany.

Speaker: are you ever going to take your mom out from under your car seat or probably not i don't know shes just gonna chill i got ah I got a 15 minute set alone with just that fucking story.

Speaker: Dude, you fart on your mom every morning. I will never in a million years put Hulk Hogan on any Rushmore of any kind because he's overrated, overhyped. Roddy Piper. That's a good one. like Roddy Piper. I like Million Dollar Man too.

Speaker: And I like Cactus Jack. He was fan favorite. Million Dollar Man is a good one. and on mans good What was his name? Remember his valet, his bodyguard? members name virtual Virgil.

Speaker: yeah What's his face? God, I can't remember her names right now. This one sucks. Just throw random names up there at this point, Brittany. I like the Hardy Brothers.

Speaker: ah Obviously. There you go They actually did have a heel turn. Yeah. yeah Oh yeah, we were talking about them earlier when the they had the like TLC match and he jumped down on the ladder and hit him in the fucking face.

Speaker: Woo! Rick Flair has to go up there. Has to. Rick Flair. yeah Rick Flair.

Speaker: Rick Flair bugs me. But I guess that's like the whole thing about it. Rowdy Roddy Piper.

Speaker: For sure. i like the hot run.

Speaker: Jake the Snake Roberts. Oh, yeah. I forgot about him. He was a great villain. Jake the Snake, man. And the Snake Lucifer. Yeah.

Speaker: Who was it he had that feud with that was fucking terrified of that snake? Andre the Giant. Andre the Giant was terrified. Yeah, he was terrified of the snake. And then that goddamn snake bit Macho Man and Macho Man was going to kill it.

Speaker: Andre the Giant. Oh, well, and then, I mean, the master undertaker. But was he a heel? Kind of, but not really. No, I don't give a fuck. I'm saying whoever the fuck I like right now. I can tell. That's just not what we're doing. So you like you play your game. We'll play the game everyone else is playing. Number four. Number four. I'm going to do like you did. I'm to throw one out there.

Speaker: Iron Mike Sharp. Iron Mike Sharp.

Speaker: Is he a local guy? Terrible fucking wrestler. i don even but He was on so many events. Not the big ones, but like he was the master undercard Saturday morning guy. Yeah.

Speaker: Those are like the... You knew he was going to lose, but he always put something in that wristband. Bam! That's like Cowboy Bob Orton wearing that goddamn cast on his arm for like 18 years. i fucking But not because Cowboy Bob Orton was big.

Speaker: yeah and Iron Mike Sharp. He was just a generic, just a workaday guy. he was getting the league minimum. You know it. the But he really was a heel. He went out there and told the crowd, fuck you and everything else. i mean he was And he knew he was there to live. He didn't give a shit.

Speaker: Brock. liked Iron Mike Sharp. Something another. Brock something or another. Lesnar. Yeah, with the like.

Speaker: This knife on his chest. Yeah. I'm not even going to say the words that I want to say, but.

Speaker: Good call. yeah I'm not to pull it, Michael. Brittany, remember the first Wednesday night that we did a show together and I said, there's this thing between your brain and your mouth and it's called a filter and you should get that looked at.

Speaker: You are saying that. Bullshit. I did it. Oh, no, my filter's there. I just choose not to use it. Well, I'm doing it for your sake. you You did do it. I'm proud of you.

Speaker: I'm proud of you. Good job. Girl, same.

Speaker: yeah Okay, Mike, this is... goodnna I'm going to tread into dangerous territory here. And I would like to but i would like to ask Brittany what her topic for her... This is going to either go be fantastic or... What my mouthwash for her is?

Speaker: Yeah, what's your top topic? Oh, fuck. oh but Why going to put this on me?

Speaker: Everybody gets to pick one. I know, but like... Comedy movie. Anything. Comedy movie. No, I... I always go to the same thing and it's always usually like, yeah, comedy, movies, comedy, movies.

Speaker: Disaster fantastic, Mike, and I don't know which side of thing we're on. It's fantastic disaster. Whatever. Or music.

Speaker: Really? top five weed strains. It's four. It's four. It's four. Numbers are hard, apparently. We're the same age, Tarantula. Weed strains.

Speaker: Granddaddy OG. He's in three. He's in five. were the same age terantula

Speaker: well so much weird strange

Speaker: granddady o g three he's not five

Speaker: Death Star. Say what? Say that again? Ohio-born Death Star. My first four weed strains. It was out the audience. Weed strains. Four plus weed equals five.

Speaker: Fuckers. but Four plus weed equals five. Granddaddy OG. the original Kush Granddaddy OG that's just bomb Granddaddy OG I have Ohio's own born out of Athens Ohio a horticulturist down at Ohio University came out with Death Star not just because it's got a kick ass Star Wars name but Death Star but that shit is delicious it smokes smooth as a whistle and it gets you righteously stoned um

Speaker: Super Silver Haze. Man, that's a great strain too. well first Super Silver Haze. Super Silver Haze. It's outstanding. And, oh boy.

Speaker: For my last one, I'm going to go with ah Chocolate Kush. I grew it. It was fantastic. Loved me Chocolate Kush. It was outstanding. another was Smooth as a whistle. like that Two hit. Very good and high.

Speaker: One bowl lasts you an entire fucking day kind of shit. It's outstanding. Those are my four.

Speaker: I'll blue cheese.

Speaker: I love the smell of it.

Speaker: ah Rainbow Kush. Or wait, no, Rainbow Sherbert. ramus sure Wedding cake's good shit. Wedding cake is good.

Speaker: Yeah. Dude, don't know. There's a lot of good ones. But I like the cheesy, stinky smells. And then he can't even say shit.

Speaker: I can say can say shit. I can say what the fuck I want. i can make shit up. And you stoners wouldn't even know. probably had that one I haven't tried that one I was going to say Snoop Dogg weed, Willie Nelson weed Cheech and Chong Cheech and Chong so there's my four

Speaker: call Glick that's a hell of a Mount Rushmore right there and he wins

Speaker: I don't know. like, I don't know any weed strands that, oh, I know people that smoke a lot of weed. I got this in the bag. don't even have to put me on your list. I don't. I know.

Speaker: Willie Nelson could famously smoke, I'm sorry, roll a joint one-handed while he was driving his truck. He just put paper in his hand, scoop it in the bag. one-handed roll it up, lick it, stick it, and smoke it while he's driving the truck.

Speaker: Wow. That is fucking incredible. I make beautiful handcrafted joints, I will say. I'd love to make a joint. But that motherfucker, I just can't fathom a rolling it with just one hand and have it smokable.

Speaker: oh I know that Snoop Dogg has his own line of weed, so I don't know what any of the what any of it's called. I think your game is called Two Are Real, Two Are Fake. Hey, so Michael, Michael, you know Doug Benson, obviously. Of course.

Speaker: He's a comedian he smokes bad weed. I feel like he deserves a spot. Getting Doug with High. yeah I love his podcast more than his comedy.

Speaker: getting stuck with last saying Great fucking podcast. That is good. Garlic, mayo, onions. That does not sound good.

Speaker: there are yeah the go by There is a local podcast that I found out about. I sent Blaze that picture. I don't know if you ever checked them out or not. but ah they're ah they're they're They're a weed podcast. It's like Two Buds in a Jar or something like that is the name of it. but They're local here in town.

Speaker: I got their card out in my car. I'll have to so like i got i got their car out in my car i'd have to i'll have to Send you a picture. told Blaine to check them out and see if they'll work out. I want a burger, too.

Speaker: Garlic, mayo, onions. Somebody wants a burger. Burgers. we just I was just talking about that earlier today. oh Man, you know there's nothing better. You made a killer, dude.

Speaker: What's that? Those burgers you made. and I'm glad you guys liked them. I don't know about him. I know I did. yeah I know you you can I'm like I didn't do anything special but you could not stop saying nice things about I'm like oh yeah man well you guys need to stop talking about burgers enough Burgers are delicious.

Speaker: Top four burger ladies. And go. You know how many times people tell me that I need to eat fucking burger? Here's my 83 for my Mount Rushmore. We're just making numbers and shit up as we go.

Speaker: Shut up. Fuck you. Top your Rushmore burger places and Brittany's britney's like Snickers, Big and Cherry's ice cream.

Speaker: The guy who played Daryl in The Walking Dead. I do like him. What the hell is happening right now?

Speaker: I do have to leave here shortly because work. We've got like 20 minutes left. Just calm your kids. Which ones? You know, sometimes... which one

Speaker: see no i' so beautiful sometimes

Speaker: What say, I just doesn't bless them.

Speaker: Or whoever. gmo is GSC. Oh my gosh.

Speaker: We're getting blazed.

Speaker: My world's famous pizza burgers TM. One of my all-time favorite burgers. You sent me that recipe and I want to try to make it at some point in time. I just need to drive my ass up there and have you make some for me. One of these wild card Wednesdays, maybe I'll drive down to your place and we'll make it live on air. How far away are you guys from each other? Two and a half hours? Maybe not. I think me and Blake have an idea for that. I do other things. You do other things.

Speaker: I cook all the time. I'm good. You brought that. They do other things, all right. They were doing a lot of things this past weekend. I got pictures and video, and I was like, what are you guys doing to me? I'm glad I have this. That was something we talked about for the Wild Card Wednesdays is every show is going to be potentially different, and one of them could be a ah cooking thing.

Speaker: I like that. That would be cool. Dude, I could teach you how to make the perfect campfire hot dog.

Speaker: less last time where Last time we were at by a campfire and there was hot dogs involved, I woke up my asshole hurt me. Did you have a shoulder on belly button? What's that?

Speaker: Did you have a shoulder on your belly button? Yeah, I think so. Oh, you got fucked, bro. A little groggy.

Speaker: Juice grease, man. I think one of these Wednesdays we're just going to let. I like your comedy is because it's so subtle. and I like that about your comedy. One of these Wednesday nights we're just going to unleash Britney on our own and just be like. is Just going to be Britney in the chatter's box. That would be it.

Speaker: Why? Okay, I'll do it. Again, it's either going to be a complete and total train wreck or it's going to be amazing. Or it's going to be, like Michael said, combine it together. And it's going to be an amazing train wreck that none of us can look away from and and just enjoy. We are testing things out. So I'm down for it. Down for the ride. Just let me smoke a bit have a couple of drinks.

Speaker: Maybe take some shrooms. It'll be good.

Speaker: I really need to reevaluate my life decisions at this point. Tarantula wants to be on the cooking episode. I'll just go get fucked. Tarantula wants to be on the cooking episode and say, let's hire him.

Speaker: Yeah, let's get it. He gets the same we all get, nothing. yeah ring the tre to Bring the ingredients and be available to cook it. Tarantula's a chick, Michael.

Speaker: I wouldn't know. Well, now you do. Well, now you do. mind I love breakfast at all times of the day.

Speaker: was just going to say, I love to eat, so you can cook and I'll eat. Yeah, let's bring it, bitch. Let's go.

Speaker: I'm in that in the nicest way possible. Got bigger balls than guys, yeah. Not me. I've got abnormally large balls, I've been told. I was told that today, actually.

Speaker: you have abnormally large balls? ah What? No. Weird. Well, maybe, but they're inside my box. It's a weird thing you to hear. That's all I'm saying. No. One of the new people told me that I have bigger balls than, yeah, somebody. don't hear who he said, but...

Speaker: There it is. There it is. there it is There's the Britney. The Britney fade out. The Britney fade out. Fuck you. but It was like one of the other dudes.

Speaker: Well, it's loud in there and I'm already deaf as it is. He was talking about one the dudes that like unhangs shit from the line. Don't ask him to do that, Tarantula.

Speaker: No pricks. oh yeah yeah Prove it. michael You don't want that. Abster, you're 100% right, girl. You never know who has balls now.

Speaker: Facts. Be careful. Men, women, of That's all i have to say about that. Be careful.

Speaker: Can you do me a favor and take short break? I got to give meds to one of my patients.

Speaker: I'm not kidding. just We don't have to do a break, but I'll just jump out for minute. Yeah, good. Yeah, yeah, yeah yeah let's yeah. You can jump out. You're good.

Speaker: Fuck. Speaking of, I forgot I was getting the glass water. Anyways, I can still talk. You bitches. I'm still talking to you. Both of you. ah both of you um i'm over here i forgot i was getting another glass of water and i've got my fucking sink running and i'm like what is that goddamn noise and it's my faucet behind me running but but

Speaker: so britney i'm just gonna leave yeah see you guys later you just fucking left me bitch i was right there i was um z I was right there. What's on your mind?

Speaker: um i i I asked this. What's on my mind? Dick! It's the Lord. No. That's not it. Honestly, it's work and

Speaker: of not yeah um yeah honest is work in ah how tomorrow's going to suck fucking assholes for the most part.

Speaker: That water is delicious out of the fish table. It's all set Why is work going to suck? I thought you said, you told me earlier tomorrow was going to be an easy day because you're just... Well, it's... It's Friday. It's not really easy.

Speaker: It's my Friday, yeah, but like... So you lied to me. It's a different... I didn't lie. It's just like, it's depending on who on the line of what we're doing and depending if everybody does their shit right, it should go smoothly because I set shit up in my section to be prepared for it to go smoothly. So if everybody else does their shit right, we're good.

Speaker: nothing So you're going to put it on everybody else and you're not going to take accountability or responsibility. Dude! I will talk to you about this another time. But let me tell you what I have to do compared to them standing the fuck around doing jack shit barely.

Speaker: No. what's the bad What's the bad W word?

Speaker: What? What's the bad W word? What is the bad word? So you're the hardest worker in the whole... Wiener? No, no, I wouldn't say the hardest worker, but no, it's just like the, we're still, we just started doing this new thing, so we're still trying to work. Yeah, true. Yes. We're still trying to figure out how to like get it done efficiently and shit.

Speaker: Anyways. Yeah. I'm done talking about it. You should always, you should always get it done efficiently. Just saying. Ew. Ew.

Speaker: Ew. It's all about the clippening, Remy. No! Don't! You fucking start with that again. You just ruined my night. You know that, right?

Speaker: You're welcome. It's what I do. It's what I do. No, I'll probably forget in a minute. yeah Yeah, I was going to say, youll from the matter I'll wake up to a Snapchat in the morning and be getting me yelled at. One of the two. Yeah, of the other. Fuck you, Glick. as you said today, little little fuck you.

Speaker: I forgot I did that. i I was going to say something and I forgot what I was going to say, so it just came out. and brother Fuck you. I think she's having a stroke, ladies and gentlemen.

Speaker: Okay, so what else am I thinking about? um

Speaker: What is the meaning of life, Brittany? There isn't any. There isn't any. Eat food, enjoy drink, have love. yeah Yeah.

Speaker: I mean, outside of the smoke weed thing, you know, but... We could we could put drink beer and eat beer. Whatever you're into. Whatever your vices are. Single moms.

Speaker: Single moms? Oh my god, you're dumb. That's funny as shit though. That was quick. I'm quick like that. That's why you're single.

Speaker: that's funny you should that that was great those big um quick like that but yeah that's why you're single hello Hey,

Speaker: it's a race, baby. I'm in it to win it. I'm not single. Oh, yeah, that's right. You got Sue. Sue's your boo. We're getting married. elizabeth brown ah vingle so a welcome back me too i'm not single oh yeah that's right you got sue so this your boo

Speaker: we got married like arle voice You're getting married, buddy. it not anxious Nervous, anxious, excited.

Speaker: yes Yes. so Sue, what am I supposed to do? How am I feeling? <unk>s out theres a great That's the correct answer. You muted yourself.

Speaker: It just automatically did it. She comes from a land called Derp. but the

Speaker: I think Pani said, am invited? Am I invited? ah Probably. We'll see. as if somebody i think you're going to be somebody's plus one.

Speaker: Oh, what's up. I think it. okay I thought I was going to get an invite. I didn't even get an invite. No one has yet. We are slacking ass. yeah but You're hitting me a month, bro. September is next three months. you getmo We'll figure it out. Go get it like a week ahead of time. Don't worry. You'll have plenty of time.

Speaker: We'll probably get it on the fucking podcast. but The day before. like Can you read that? That says you're invited. ah You're cordially invited.

Speaker: RSVP in the fucking comments. The entire chat box RSVP. You are always fucking weirdos. There is no fucking way.

Speaker: That's pretty tight. It's mostly family only. I got like just a handful friends. Very small. Very small group of friends.

Speaker: Hell yeah. I'm never doing anything. thought I should be, honestly. That's what I said. I was the right person. Never. Never going to do anything. I'm not before you.

Speaker: yeah stay Stay feral, people. That's some crib shit. I fucking hate you. I'm happy for you. I was doing a heart, you fuck ass. She's a retarded devil. Multi-finger heart.

Speaker: hate you. Corky Thatcher doing the heart over there.

Speaker: Yes, ma'am. why Feral as fuck. Yeah. That's what I'm talking about. Never getting married again. i was engaged twice don't know count it out i'm never doing that it's not in the cards for me man i've been engaged twice and i was married once and that's what i just said was engaged twice i don't know we'll see and actually my ex-wife and i are better my ex-wife and are better friends now than we now than when we were married

Speaker: fucking bitch but

Speaker: And yeah, I remember you telling that y'all are cool now. That's cool. But yeah, and like Wes, he comes in here sometimes. Like we're chill. Scan the code, bitches.

Speaker: Scan the code, bitches. I thought about it, but then I was like, mm-hmm. Takes my website. All dicks, no chicks. Lots and lots of dicks on that website. Trust me.

Speaker: Cut, un-cut. Eagle opportunity destroyers. okay Equal opportunity destroyers. A lot of WMDs.

Speaker: Cool. Y'all are fucked. Brittany's like, I don't get it. I'm just going to say cool.

Speaker: Cool.

Speaker: Way to leave me out of this, guys. I mean, you said you had big balls. I don't want to know. This is the kind of people we attract.

Speaker: Do what? We're doing something right. this is God's work. that' yeah yeah Or whoever. but yeah got that's i am not fucking my ex-wife and I haven't since before we got divorced, but I have no desire to.

Speaker: well we are if We are friends. Yeah. Which is cool to be cordial. yeah Yeah, we're we're really we're we're really good friends ah

Speaker: But yeah, no, I'm not I'm not doing the marriage thing again. I'm too old for that shit Older than you doing it anyway Well, let's just say I got my MRS George W say only once i don't know but what did old george but george w say pull me once shame Shame on me.

Speaker: Fool me twice. Fooled and fooled again. Fooled and fooled again. Both times that I was asked has to be like engaged to whatever you know words and stuff, they're hard. Let her work this out. It's a math problem.

Speaker: It's a math problem for her. Michael, you're still new to the radio world, aren't you? Yes. Sometimes it's best to just... Am I having a stroke because I don't smell toast? Make it out of your face. What are you saying? Shut the fuck up so I can speak.

Speaker: It's like the at the zoo sometimes. I was asked to be married too. Asked to be

Speaker: Look, just as you were propositioned doesn't make it a proposal. Alright? We're like trashy ass times. but And like in the worst, not like the most least romantic shit ever. The first one was in bathroom. In a bathroom? Yeah. Yeah.

Speaker: one the first one was in a bathroom and a bathroom saying yeah Was it a Burger King bathroom? Did you get busy there? I guess.

Speaker: No, no, no. Not even. It wasn't. I'm telling you, it was like trash. And then the second one, we were just like getting my fingers sized or whatever. and then p r o p d um I know how to spell, okay? I want the spelling bee all years in elementary school.

Speaker: child one every spelling you Okay, so we went to go get my finger size, then I ended up finding a ring that I liked, and we just bought it, and he never like really asked me, and I was like, this you've got to ask me.

Speaker: And he took it off my finger, and we were like next to like a trash bag in a messy-ass room, and he's like, oh, will you marry specific specific

Speaker: Yeah.

Speaker: Finger size for a ring. Yeah. That's funny though. Maybe you'll a potential fiance bitch. Bitch. You got to ask me. That might be part of the reason took the ring back. Bitch. maybe your life not money youll call a a potential fi i'll say bitch bitch you got to as me i mean that might be part of the reason he took the ring back bit Maybe. I mean, it's a love language.

Speaker: It is a language.

Speaker: It is a language. It is equal opportunities for all here by... composed by Tarantula. Yep. Man or woman. Either or. Oh, yeah. We're not joking. I found a boy, for sure.

Speaker: Love is love. Pride Month! Yay! and was not love. It was... obviously...

Speaker: I'd dodge those bullets. sometimes Sometimes it's nice to just... Somebody dodged the bullet all right. Fuck you! Sometimes it's nice to just sit back and watch this train wreck evolve.

Speaker: It's like watching the monkeys at the zoo. Brittany, you know I love you. You you crack me up. make You make my heart happy. You make my heart happy and you make me smile. You're a crip. You're yeah a crip. You're a crip.

Speaker: That's what got me in trouble on TikTok last night. God damn it. a Call back. Oh, you got in trouble on TikTok?

Speaker: Yeah, I'm in a... i'm in ah and I'm in a three-day timeout on TikTok because I'd win. I'm a retarded deaf person. ah And then you say it on here. We're allowed to say it on here. We say so much worse on this network. yeah and that That's accurate. that's accurate Yeah, we do say worse.

Speaker: Have we ever met on a Saturday night? Saturday nights, yeah. They're worse. I'm losing my voice. It's a Swensday. It's a Swensday night.

Speaker: The Swing Day. Saturday's day. This was just the end of your own. Shit. my cat The new Wild Card Wednesday lineup. that It's not really a lineup. You never know what you're goingnna get here. It's a brand new slot made of fun.

Speaker: One week, we've got to do rest stop stories. Rest stop stories. Rest stop stories. So like glory holes and everything.

Speaker: Some of that stuff, I don't know what the statute of limitations is on some of that stuff. that We air it once and then it goes Patreon. I yeah

Speaker: i don't know if I want to be a part of that. probably probably unfortunately i cant enjoy Unfortunately for you, it is a mandatory network show. Everybody has to be there. Okay.

Speaker: okay No, actually, um I'll talk to you about it later. But, yeah, it brings up some thoughts. I don't have to. in In the state of Ohio, we don't have to let people. Keep them to yourself. Your thoughts terrify me No, I think you want to know, man.

Speaker: yeah

Speaker: I think you want to man. Yeah, man. What do you make it work? What do you make it work? I want to make sure not to buy that. And yes, she did. She did say, what? Where did they go with that? I had to come out for a minute.

Speaker: Blaze, you know you and I had an idea for tonight's show and and and and it kind of went way off the tracks from the very get-go. This is all your fault, Blaze. We make metals metal shelving, like husky shelves too, like for like garages and shit like that.

Speaker: Okay, don't buy husky shelves. got it fucking If you're this high before you go to work, you gotta to go to work soon. 90% of us, actually i can't say that.

Speaker: ninety eight percent of us are usually <unk>ly Husky show. mand Mandatory drug test. Oh, fart nuggets.

Speaker: The highest shelving. little bit right Yes. They're fucking expensive as well. Oh.

Speaker: Like I was saying, like this guy quit the other day. Or no, he got fired and got really pissed off and like pushed over a bunch of shelves and like destroyed like thousands of dollars of these fucking shelves.

Speaker: Sounds like dumb bastard. Fucking idiot. Cops got called and everything. like, later. What was his name? what was his name

Speaker: I don't need to know. I didn't work with him. ah I just wanted to see if you'd say it out loud and put his business out there. Frank Rizzo. It was Frank Rizzo. I would, too. For him, he was a fucking idiot.

Speaker: He charged at my boss, and he's like, this big compared to my giant ass boss. like My boss could have flicked him with a finger and just knocked him over. I'm like, dude, what are you doing? Robert Platinum, what's going on with your brother?

Speaker: Testosterone Tony. Testosterone Tony. Actually, Tony just got fired.

Speaker: Unemployed Andy. Exactly. okay He might be watching right now, to be honest. You guys brittan you are like the perfect drug-free PSA.

Speaker: Just so you know. He snitched himself out. Whatever, man. He got injured on the job, had to get a drug test. Whatever. What up, Robert? What up, Robert?

Speaker: but up robert

Speaker: He didn't say hi to you. He didn't say hi to me Rude. Why would he? He always does. said hi to you first. He said hi to you first. ge He used to say hi to me when adam thought I just didn't want you to know that. but god you cry me yeah yeah You got your own comment. I had to share a comment with freaking Michael.

Speaker: See, I told you I bring the people in. I bring... I was going to say the bitches and... Robert Platinum's Your bones rattling. I know, I know. ways of the art

Speaker: but She is like a little sister because we are just so abusive to her. I know I've been to me. That's what I know. I've been trying to I know. That's the purpose.

Speaker: If I don't fuck with you, I wouldn't be here. i wouldn't give a fuck Show me a woman who has feelings and I'll show you a woman that doesn't eat food.

Speaker: I don't eat food. and just have hyperthyroid. nevermind two right over your head It was right over Do you also see this? um bland

Speaker: ah And then I smoked weed. What did that say? I saw my name. If I was rich, Brittany would not have to work. let us three Oh god.

Speaker: Congratulations. First stalker. Brittany has a fan. No, it's not the first one. That's how you know you made it in show business. I've had two stalkers. ah so Only two?

Speaker: Only two. Well, look at me and look at you. I don't have one of those things in it called a vagina. yeah And you have no butthole either. That's right. Oh my Hey, but your titties are bigger than mine. I saw that earlier.

Speaker: think I got something going for you. me Manteats. sort of mids They used to be middies, but they're not as perky, so they're meats. I like middies.

Speaker: Middies sounds cuter. for my not eighty anymore I'm 51 now.

Speaker: there went from meets What does Sue like to call them? I don't let her call them anything. Her little gumdrops. On that note, I think it's time to end the stream.

Speaker: You are free beef.

Speaker: She won't measure her finger for you. They're fighting for you in the comments section. bring movie She gave like the reach around, says please.

Speaker: I'm too broke to be a stalker. I literally can't afford it.

Speaker: Oh, mercy. I think... i think is there What is there to spend, though It's gas money to get to the person's house and climb the tree. Ew! yeah bi oculars um You can steal binoculars from any Ace Hardware. They're not paying attention. They're all 90-plus of work there.

Speaker: i like movies.

Speaker: Anyways. Calm down, everybody.

Speaker: No. You don't do that. Hmm. That's your job. You don't get to do that now. That is my motherfucking job. That's what I was doing at work today, it's just It just never ends. Brittany is the gift that keeps giving. I've been told that before. It's not the first time.

Speaker: another first time yeah But I think Michael was on to something. We should get ready to wrap this.

Speaker: Wow. This is an interesting first. Yeah, dumpster fire on wheels. We played Mount Rushmore. Thank you for playing my fun game, guys. Yeah, that was fun, actually.

Speaker: like that. And it's nice. It's quick. It's easy. Brittany, I'm going to have to get you to understand the rules of the game and how it works. No, I got it now. I got it now. Next time, have better. yeah Jesus Christ, both of you.

Speaker: Ivan Drago. Get the fuck of here with your Ivan Drago. And none of your wrestlers were on, Brittany. I know! Whatever! Well, the first idea was just wrestlers. And Draco Malfoy, you should have been muted from that point on.

Speaker: I did that on purpose. I did that on purpose. That's what I would say, too, in your shoes. love

Speaker: it. ho i put My boot stamp card. What the hell? hit My boot stamp card is negative. Dang, sorry. Fam calling. Can't ignore it again. Who's more broke? Appreciate you being here, Chancellor. You're the best. See you, lady. Appreciate y'all. Love you, girl.

Speaker: you're the best oh lady everybody appreciate y'all like you Brittany and Michael, it was a pleasure. this is actually kind of one of the first one of the first shows I got to do with you, Michael.

Speaker: yeah outside um Outside of kicking your ass in trivia every month. And nonsense. Nonsense, but nonsense. But don't worry, I still talk a ton of trash about you. Watch the show.

Speaker: Yeah, he did. He totally did. I was given specific orders from Blaze. He said, you're taking the night off. And I'm like... i Not going any arguments from me?

Speaker: Yes, boss. Yes, boss. I'll be a good boy, I promise.

Speaker: Yep.

Speaker: Brittany's trying to figure it out. Brittany might be having a stroke down there. I'm fucking tired of shit. Thanks for watching, Chris. I'm 30 this morning.

Speaker: No, thank you guys for hanging out. Thank you guys for watching. Chatters box. You guys are awesome as always. Michael, Brittany, love you guys. You guys are awesome. it was fun hanging out with you guys. ah Good news, everybody. MichaelCopenhavorComedian.com. Join my fan club. It's free.

Speaker: Yes. It's pretty much. good Good news, everybody. Wally is back and in business, so he should be back tomorrow night with a brand new episode of Dinosaurs and Dragons, whatever it is he does.

Speaker: No, he's got reptiles tomorrow. And then you guys are getting serious. You guys are getting a little serious on Friday, right? You're doing like a retrospect or something. What do you call it? I should know more about what I do.

Speaker: i Maybe a little bit. Shit. Blaze is in the chat. He'll tell you what we're doing. I think it might be a retrospective, but I want to say it's lights, camera, chat.

Speaker: Lights, camera, smoke.

Speaker: Oh, that's a given. Yes.

Speaker: We'll get... It's Friday the 13th. It's Friday the 13th this Friday. So we're going to do a... Oh, yeah, it is. Yes, yes, yes. That's right. That's right. Thanks, Blaze. pretty high, buddy. thought that's what you guys... Yeah, you guys are going to get into a deep discussion. Friday the 13th for the Friday the 13th. I will be there. Jason Boehies.

Speaker: Be there or be... LCD. Be there or be what? lcd and there be what ah A triangle? A vagina? Square! That's a rectangle. That's a rectangle, Britt.

Speaker: My fingers are blind. That's what she said. Good night, everybody. Thanks for watching. yeah like Saturday Nonsensical Nonsense is back. Sunday, maybe there'll be a sports show. Actually, Cash and I will be doing Cash's Corner this Saturday afternoon.

Speaker: We got Money in the Bank and maybe talk a little World's Collide. And then big things have been happening on Raw and SmackDown. So Cash and I'll be back. And then it all starts over again. And as as of right now, i got some work to do to see if I can get a guest lined up for next Tuesday. Because as of right now, I don't.

Speaker: And if I don't have a guest, what we're going to do is I'm going to be a fucking DJ. And I'm going to spin some tunes, motherfuckers. So we're going to do Glickset. What?

Speaker: I have a few bands that I can show you, too, that I've talked to. Send them over. Let me know. ah yeah time She thinks she's fucking cool. we'd like We let her feel like she's proud of us. How does that make me cool?

Speaker: I just dont know. but i don't know what to car and it doesn't so so Lights, camera, discussion. Yeah, so so Tuesday, if I don't have a guest, I'm to be playing DJ. And I've got tons and tons and tons of music that I can play.

Speaker: And that's what we'll do. little old school Glicks House of Music when I first started.

Speaker: Scan the code. Follow Michael. Go show him some love. Check out his comedy.

Speaker: is not un punishment do I do more than torture Britt. Anybody else we need to shout out? anybody Anything else going on for anybody? Do you know, Mike?

Speaker: Always check out Southern Outlaws, man. Oh, yeah. And if you haven't watched it. New stuff coming out soon. yeah I heard the studio version of the brand new shit.

Speaker: are you drinking mouth We heard it. We heard it. I've got a signed copy of the original. Well, actually, it's the third gen, like the final cut lyrics with the notes and everything signed by every member of the band.

Speaker: Memorabilia Americana, baby. Hell yeah. You ever emcee a show for them before? I hate you. I can't show up on time. That's why I've never hosted this shit talking for I can't get there before the start of the third set.

Speaker: be I'm sure you would do a much better job than I did anyway. So am I. And if you haven't already, guys, go watch The Devil in the Daylong Brothers.

Speaker: Go check it out. It's on Amazon. It's on Tubi. It's on YouTube. It's it's everywhere, guys. Go check it out. um Check out Daylight the Dark. Yeah, Daylight to Dark. Check out Hellband.

Speaker: Check out Hellband. ah and We're going to have the cast of them in October on Friday night. Check out that other thing. And if you're looking for good music to listen to, just go check out old episodes of Glicks House of Music and follow all those all those musicians. and There's a lot of stuff going on. Just just follow us and you'll get all the music. Just follow the shit.

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