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Nonsensical Nonsense: Let's get weird fockers
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It's Saturday night and you know what that means time for shenanigans and fockery The Door is pen so come on in #nonsensicalnonsense #nonsensicalnetwork #comedy #openpanel #live #follow #podcast
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Introduction and Show Theme
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what What's going on? thinking about a
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may i and
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five
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Yeah.
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What?
Audience Engagement and Future Plans
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i ah y'all but better look the fuck out today. My crayons are sharp, the box is full, my bottle of glue is topped off, and my helmet's on tight, baby. We're about to risen with the tism. Let's get with it.
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Suck my dick and eat my asshole, you sons of bitches.
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Yes, man. That can only mean one thing, ladies and gentlemen. It's Saturday night, and it's time to get weird, fuckers. Freaking of being weird. but two start It's two stoners and a drunk hanging out tonight.
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Yes, it is. It is. Let's go. Booger bitch is in the building. awesome It's Booger bitch.
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What's going on, everybody? Happy frickin' Saturday. Welcome to Nonsensical Nonsense, right here on the Nonsensical Network. You guys know me. I'm Glick. You know him.
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That's Blaze. You may not know this weird one down below. She's just started hanging out regularly with us. But that's Brandy, bitch. That's Brandy, bitch. Do it!
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Blaze! I don't have it on this. I don't have it on this one. All you gotta do is send it to We can upload it into the... That's because forgot where I fucking saved it.
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Shocking. That's
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how ignorant and I am right now. Shocking. Everybody has been like that today. like Everybody I've talked to has just been in like a... Except for you, Glick.
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I don't know. I... Yeah, I know. i've I've been in a really good mood lately, the last couple weeks. um And I got up this morning and and literally... Single life is treating you well, I see.
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Single life, man. It's hot dad summer, bitches. yeah And I'm a dad. And apparently, I'm pretty hot, too. So got i got the I got that goal for me.
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Embrace it, motherfuckers. Yeah.
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um tab I bad-looking, guess.
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Banks, I think. Yes.
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It's kind of like Blaze's, yeah, no, ah but but threesome conversation. I know, right? We have some crazy conversation. Fucker.
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ah really Every day is crazy conversation. i did last night. I tried so hard not to make fun of Brian and Rick when they were having their dick measuring contest. Well, Rick was having measuring contest about which semis are better. And I'm like, Oh my God, Jesus.
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I skipped that one. I skipped that one. Yeah. they They all do the same fucking thing. Calm down. you I don't have a horse. I don't have a horse in the race. i was like, no.
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I skipped it, and then Blaze the blaz and I started making fun of the guy with the hamburger sign. Oh, yeah. Yeah. yeah So, okay. Okay.
Show Format and Creative Process
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So, ah I do want to touch on that real quick. I don't know if you've noticed, but you go you go to a restaurant and you get this gourmet burger. It does get... its thicker up than it is out.
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how that Yeah, yeah, yeah. I want it i went more. I want it more. I want it more Whataburger, less Big Mac. But... I don't know if you guys are familiar with Whataburger.
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I've only had it a couple times, but it is definitely better than McDonald's. like yeah Whataburger, burger, what a burger is how it's spelled. Yeah.
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is uh i ran into it in texas it was in arizona it sounds southwest it's their burgers are bigger round then they are um the yeah yeah they're thick they're thick like a regular burger but they're so i like them that's the way i like them good
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i tried like but i could yeah fucked it up And if I catch the link, you know what, Johnny Bongs, I'll throw that in right meow. Yeah. ah Yeah, real quick. Don't forget to check us out, guys. We're fucking everywhere, man. Things are things are happening. Things are going on. Things have been happening.
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Things have been going on. most of intelligence next Next Friday is already trivia night, isn't it, Blaze? No.
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This month has five Fridays. oh that's right. That's right. That's right. We got two weeks. However, however... we We did announce it last night. oh There is a switch up.
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We were doing coming soon the first Friday of the month. And we would discuss movies that are coming out that month as they were coming out that day as we were discussing. and were like, this is blowing the mind. This is stupid. Why am I doing this?
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and And when I saw it was five Fridays this month, I'm like, you know what? I can use this as an advantage to get a little bit of a jump in. So we're going to start next Friday. We're going to start doing ah coming soon. And when we discuss that, it's going to be the next month's movies coming out. That makes more sense.
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So, yeah. yeah So, this is May. So, next Friday we'll be discussing the movies come out in in June. So, yeah. Johnny Bonds and the Mudder Bags.
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I dig it. Okay. Johnny Bonds, what up, bro? Long time no scene. Yeah. Um...
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but i some music i've been killing it with I've been killing it with guests. Shout out to Who on Earth, Delta Circle. Last week was was... Man, those guys were fucking awesome. Why why am I drawing a blank?
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I'm literally drawing... Memphis Key. memphis key Spencer and Memphis came on and hung out with me. and They were awesome. We had a good time. We had a lot of fun Tuesday night. and this tuesday This Tuesday, I got a young lady out of Canada.
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Hillary Olivia. Hillary Olivia is to be hanging out with me. I thought i thought you were going to say Hillary Swank and I was going to
Personal Insights and Social Commentary
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flip the gasket.
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Now have three stoners and a drunk. Yeah, three stoners and a drunk. I'm still outnumbered, goddammit. Tell me to tell you a story. Once upon a time, there was three stoners and a drunk Sasquatch.
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I believe in your burgers, man. I believe in your burgers, too, Michael. I believe in all burgers. I had this whole thing where I was looking for the best burger ever. I literally went everywhere.
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no i mean at the end at the end of the day, whether it's thicker or rounder, you're probably getting the same ah same amount of meat.
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That's not true, James. That's
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not true. I mean, it could be. Throw it on a scale. I think the question is how much you have stretch them off on the meat.
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Jesus Christ, you guys. Why am I friends with you? yeah it's buy so yeah and i don't know I don't know what Wally's doing. I'll be 100% honest with you guys. I don't know what Wally's doing with his shows.
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I think he's doing something. um but yeah and the way We are in the process of potentially changing up Wednesdays a little bit too. I don't know. Saturdays are going change. Saturdays are going to start to change too. You guys are going to see a little bit different Saturday nights.
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They may not go quite as long. we should suggest shit It's exhausting. It's exhausting to do a six hour show. Yeah. and Blaze and I did last weekend. like that was enough Like that was enough.
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Yeah. We talked about two, three hours, you know, if if the vibe is right and we're having fun, we're having a good time and we do go six hours. So be it. But yeah you know, coming with a little bit of a game plan and and kind of swing it that way. But, you know, just ah always always changing, always trying new things, trying to figure things out and make stuff enjoyable.
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um But check us out everywhere. Bio.link slash Nonsensical Network. All of our links are there. Give us a follow, give us like, give us a share. Anyways, so Saturday night, what's going on, everybody? How's your guys' this fucking weekends going?
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and We didn't end up actually doing that because we and it's so yeah i'm still recovering who ran do
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how's a new bedra ah we didn't end up actually doing that because we tookris And So we didn't get around to doing that.
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He might come over and say, we'll see. It happens. What are you going to Jedi, you beautiful son of a bitch. How you been, buddy? um tay What up, Mandy? How you doing, sis?
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story covering. so Mandy! In pre-show, she said... I'm smiling right now, right? um and and and In the pre-show, she said... and
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Nuh-uh. Nuh-uh. It was all right. I just said he might come back over later, so it must have been good.
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are And that's how we roll, Zampius. How you doing, brother? We are extra weird. Like, man, I know how to pick them. I'm like, I'm going to become friends with a whole bunch of fucking stoners.
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At least we're good on it. I don't smoke weed. I just hang out with people who do smoke weed. Totally understand.
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These people, the stoners. I'm about to be partaking some now. yeah Pardon me while partake in a little
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herbal infusion. kid I'm going through soon. He should be here soon. I'm going to smoke and then I'll be back. Smoke all of his shit.
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Hell yeah. I gotta do something. No, I'm just kidding. You can't be good. Be good or be good at it, baby. If you can't be good or be good at it. Hell yeah.
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Stoner's freaks and weirdos.
Nostalgia and Media Discussions
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That's a book title. I like that. Stoners, freaks, and weirdos. dig that Three stoners and a drunk sass watch.
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and That's going to be the new children's book that Blazer and I write. Where the Wild Things Are the Remake. It's going to become a number one seller.
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Where the Wild Things Are the Remake. yeah Oh my god, I was thinking that too, right? yeah Hell yeah. I'll do the artwork for the book.
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You guys write it. I'll do the artwork.
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I'll just promote it. Okay, oh yeah Blaze writes it. but You promote it. Blaze is a good writer.
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Blaze is a good writer. i just Look, just the idea guy. I'm just the idea guy at the end of the day that's why That's why I make all the big money. I throw the shit out there. You guys are like, this is great. And then you guys do the work and then I promote it and I'm like, yeah, I'm awesome. I created this.
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Someday I hope you work out of a tattoo studio making five grand a chicago right and Fuck yeah. That's hopes and aspirations. yeah Stones should be capitalized. Since I moved up here, I've been moving um meeting a lot of new people.
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And I'm trying to become a, whatchamacallit, a tattoo shop. getting started Because I have been practicing a lot. trying to look for an apprenticeship. Fuck all y'all. I barely heard it. I was like, what?
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did hear it okay i barely heard it i was like but oh man how do the nose bleeds with no no chocolate necessary so don't take my shit and china like it claim it on your mouth <unk> like but no no chocolate necessary who are
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that's how that's how sheto but that who but is two
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Oh,
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What had happened was... yeah but yeah happened worse so What what had happened? What had happened was... Yeah, man. like i these last called these These last couple weeks, man, I've been exceptionally in a good mood.
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I'll be back, guys. Sorry. Yeah, you're ah you're uninvited. Yeah. two Take your hand, Blaze. Rude. Let us say hi to your friend.
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Okay, come here.
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He's like, no. Okay. This is three stoners and a drunk, but now we have four stoners and a tap. Drunk Sasquatch, get it right. like Oh my god, there's a strange man behind you. He was hiding in the dark.
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I like your wrestling box. Those are neat. I just have a bunch. All I have right now is my United States belt. Anyways. I'm congratulating you. Well, here, take one of my ears. better Take one of my ears.
00:19:08
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Yes, more recognition for the belts, please. I know you guys hate it. Yeah, this is my co-worker. Hi, I'm Stephanie.
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Did you forget my name? It's She's terrible. I'm just explaining who the fuck you are. but She forgets her name most days. is Yeah, I forget everybody. This is Jim or Bob or something like that.
00:19:33
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Right? It's my co-worker, guys. I don't know if you heard me. Did you hear me about the wrestling belts? Those are awesome. No, but thank you.
00:19:45
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You know, it burns those guys. actually customade Those are actually custom-made belts that have our podcast logo on them. Fuck yeah. That's what I'm talking about. Back when I was younger, but the only one yeah I my United States belt. We're going to go smoke some weed.
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I had the smoking phone with the WWF logo on it, but I gifted it to my brother because he's a Big Stone Cold fan. Yep, that's what mine is. I got it from a friend of mine. I should have given you the left ear because I can't hear worse shit out of my left ear. Fuck you, dude. Alright, I'll be back.
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Yeah, whatever. Fuck you, dude. I'm here.
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all right i'll be back oh she had yeah whatever fuck oh here ah it day
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so this is uh yeah uh what's your name again he's my co-worker here damn dude i thought he i thought i thought that's not never mind i'm not even gonna say anything zaus this is this is my co-worker we make porn that would be a considered co-worker relationship right yeah yeah they rap we movie I mean, you get off work, you smoke a joint with your co-worker, you talk about technique.
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I mean... You critique each other's work ethic. Complain about the boss. i a and straight i am a I am a trained actor. I take my job very seriously. All right. and what happens second like What do you do when you're porn a porn star and HR calls you to the office?
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There was a report that did not. There's a report that you did not suck that dick very well. A little less teeth next time. This is just a warning. We won't raise you up. I guess. I guess.
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Yeah. o You did not look too happy during that last scene. repeat and you guys you guys familiar with the... yeah Oh God, I'm gonna fuck up the name now. They hate the Hadron Collider, Helldron Collider.
Humor and Listener Interaction
00:22:16
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Do you guys hear what they did recently? The most expensive gold atom in the world. They did what freaking alchemists in the like centuries ago or centuries ago, what what they've been trying to do. They turned lead into gold.
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More specifically, they turned a lead atom into a gold atom by knocking off three protons.
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CERN, thank you. Thank you, Xanfius. Your co-worker has complained. I'm sorry. I mean i think a shit like that excites me. I dig it.
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Wait a minute. like an Like an atom. Like an actual atom. Like teeny tiny microscopic. and No, no, no. We're talking about protons knocked off of that atom to turn it to a different type of atom.
00:23:11
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We're all doomed. We're all doomed. You know what? You want to talk about doomed. You know, they just remind me. Yeah, I'm going off on a rant real quick. This is going to be a fun place, mate.
00:23:26
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Okay, so you don't know how you guys, like, we watch movies about, like, robots, you know, uprising over mankind, and there's a war and violence and blah, blah, blah.
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you may Okay, so i go into i go on fucking Little Caesars the other day, and they got this pizza portal. If you do an online delivery, you get you get a code, you go in, you put your code in,
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And yeah it opens up the door and you slide it out, you know, cool. But if you get there beforehand, before they put it in the thing, you're there, they can just hand it to you, which is usually what happens, except the other day.
00:24:08
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The lady behind the counter that I've never dealt with before, Goes, you have your three digit code? I'm like, I do. i got it right here. And I showed her in my phone. And usually that's the point where the the the pizza the pizza person would like, well, here you go. Why make me go through the step of punching in the digits? You know what I mean?
00:24:28
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So the lady totally ignores me, turns around, sticks the fucking can thing in the pizza portal. And I'm like, well, why'd you do that? You could have just handed it to me. She's like, the machine won't let me.
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And I'm like, what do you mean it won't let you? She's like, it it won't let me. I was like, you could have just handed it to me. so here's here's here's my point. There's not going to be any violence.
00:24:52
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The machines are going to have to like violent like violently force us. like in this there's We're just going to go, okay, we're going to We're just going to be like, we can't tell the machines no.
00:25:05
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That's what's going to happen. Ain't you ever heard of the term rage against the machine? We're not raging against it, my friend. Not hard enough.
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Despite all my rage, I'm still... Oh, wait, that's smashing pumpkins. um For another human being to sit there and tell me, the machine won't let me. we're yeah what she could have but All she had to do was literally turn her body...
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and an inch maybe two inches to hand you them they're serious about that fucking machine at little caesars when i used to doordash when they introduced it to our little caesars and i'd end up there and i had pizza like you you know they used to do the hot and ready and you go in there and be like oh can i get a two pepperonis and a cheese hot and ready you'd order it you'd give them your money and then they'd turn around and take six steps to go and i'm like what are you doing i gotta put it in here why I'm literally right here.
00:26:01
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Like, I don understand what that machine's purpose is for like call ahead orders so you can put the pizza in there and it'll keep it warm. and but I'm standing here now. yeah I'm standing here and I want a hot. Now I have to wait 10 minutes for a fucking code to pop up on my phone.
00:26:18
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After I download the app that I don't have because I just walked in and I just wanted a fucking hot ready pizza. yeah putgainst hat in And the sad part, the fucking saddest part about it, the whole entire thing, is this lady behind the counter is ignoring an opportunity to just to have a social moment with another human being in life.
00:26:39
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Right? Oh, my God. We're fucked. Well, yeah the great thing about it is there's people like you and I who will who who Who will resist the machines and we will fight back.
00:26:53
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Yeah. Yeah. but um when Everybody else has fallen in line. But Blaise is like, fuck it, I don't even care. I just want to fight a robot at the end of the day. I'm not going to lie.
00:27:05
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I do. I kind of do want to fight a robot. That would be kind of fun. I'd probably lose. I would probably lose. Probably because i probably lack the endurance compared to a robot by a lot.
00:27:17
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Well, I mean, if it's like if it's like if it's like one of them boxing robots from Real Steel, yeah, we're fucked. If it's like, okay you know... Right now, there's this huge meme.
00:27:29
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There's a current... Remember the meme with the the the the bear and the woman in the forest or whatnot? ah now There's another social... Yes, 100 men versus a gorilla. did you did you see the Did you see the video that I posted on our... Oh, you're not on TikTok anymore.
00:27:48
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I need to post it. I did. I did see. i i did see. i did see an AI video out there. I'm not sure. same so there's you. Have you ever watched? Have you ever watched that Kenny Powers?
00:28:02
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What is that? That that show on HBO where he was like the professional baseball player and all that. there's a scene where he's playing baseball in mexico and he comes out and he's like draped in an american flag and they're playing hulk hogan's real american hero and there's fireworks and shit like this so i posted the video well when i'm drafted 69th and the hundred men versus the gorilla and i've been drinking beer on all day
00:28:34
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It's a funny concept. Anyway, wonder how many humans it would take to take on one robot. I don't know. The Matrix has us.
00:28:45
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What up, Wally? How you doing, brother? There he is. Blaze, how's your arm get broken? Damn, robot wouldn't give me a pizza.
00:28:56
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Ha, ha, ha, ha. Yes, thank you, Zampius. Eastbound and Down. That's the name of the movie. Or show. Eastbound and Down. I fucking love that show. head sounds I don't think I've ever watched that movie, that show. Dude, that show is fucking hilarious.
00:29:10
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That show is fucking hilarious, man. Kenny fucking Powers. Oh, Eastbound and Down. Is that with fucking... um That's... No, I'm thinking of some cop show. No, Eastbound and Down is with Danny McBride.
00:29:27
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Yeah, Danny McBride, Kenny Powers. Yeah! Okay. I seen like two episodes. That was it. Yeah. yeah lost there's ah there's just There's a scene in there where he's playing baseball in Mexico.
00:29:43
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And he's like doing crotch chops and shit as he's going to the mound. And like all the Mexican fans are like, what the fuck is happening right now? The baseball coach is like, what the fuck is he doing? Yeah. What was that old? What's that? What's that? What's that? Oh, Charlie Sheen.
00:30:06
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Major League. There we go. I got a major league one and two. Yeah. Man, I might have to change the football movie trivia night to sports. I know I might have I might have to change that. Anyway, anyway.
00:30:21
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i know i might have to i might have to change that up anyway
00:30:27
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There's like a season in Mexico. Yeah. I might have to re-engage with that.
Light-hearted Banter and Community Jokes
00:30:35
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Yeah. He's like a, yeah, he's like a, he's a former professional baseball player that just, he's arrogant, cocky, smug, and he just falls from grace.
00:30:44
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And he winds up teaching like a gym or something at his back home in his local high school, but he still thinks he's a fucking superstar. Yeah. The one scene where he's riding a goddamn jet ski out on the pond.
00:30:58
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but Is he? Okay. It's it fucking hilarious. Maybe I'm thinking of another show. i thought he lived with like in a mansion with his dad. Or am I thinking of a movie he played in?
00:31:12
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i thinking of have a movie he played in. Well, there's another television show called The Righteous Gemstones. there's There's another show that he's in with with ah John Goodman and Walton Goggins, The Righteous Gemstones, where they're like a family of evangelicals. heard it's great. I haven't watched it. Yeah.
00:31:32
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I want to watch that. I hear funny things about it. I mean, hell, it's got John Goodman in it I mean. Yeah.
00:31:41
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they were showing Wasn't he doing the Connors? Wasn't he doing the Connors? Yeah, he was doing it. Well, I think that show ended, or did it. But he was doing both the same time. um I want to watch... I would like to watch Ted Lasso, but isn't it only on Apple TV or something like that, Zampius?
00:32:02
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I did hear something about... Apparently, there was ah there was a Voltron movie that got finished up rap... ah they app on Like this past January or February some shit with Andrew Covell. But it's not coming out to theaters. It's getting straight release to streaming for Amazon. It was an Amazon venture 24, I think.
00:32:25
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And the director is not happy. But anyway. Well, i mean, that's one of those. What's up, Wally? What's up, Wally?
00:32:38
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benji long time no see brother how you been yeah that was chris ti like way too long blind no see oh yeah that was chris technician earlier i called him wally my bad chris technician what up my fuck ah i was wondering what you were i don't know man i'm just looking
00:33:03
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Johnny, you got anything new? any Any new projects on the horizon or anything you're working on? Dude, these ones are going to probably take me a couple months to date. I have to do the research.
00:33:18
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and And then and the research is where i started to play around with the designs. Right now, I'm in the stage of research.
00:33:30
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if you were to If you were to describe your creative process, how would you describe it? So what I do is I actually go through, before I even get piece done, I will go through yeah and look at all the symbolism, all the ah stuff behind the symbolism, that is.
00:33:50
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So let's say for ah piece called... Fudomayu, Japanese mythology. I would research what that even is, then i would research how it goes into white aspects of symbolism, religion, if you will, um spiritual meaning, all those things. And then i would, from that, um there are certain things that need to be tied into that piece.
00:34:17
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So let's say for all the symbolism with it, the Fudomayu is more of a Hinduism deity of death, if you will. So with that, you put in other key elements with the style, with placement.
00:34:32
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So right now I'm really in the stage of, for that Fudo Mayu piece, I'm really in the stage of researching that and seeing placement. so look Right on.
00:34:45
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Do best put it, I guess. like My creative process is to smoke weed and drive around the back country roads for a while. yeah probably that brilliant Until the juices start going, man.
00:35:00
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Yeah. Oh, shit. I used to be able to somewhere i could do that. Fuck,
00:35:07
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oh yeah.
00:35:10
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I getting the juices flowing. Just got back from...
00:35:19
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You know, I heard something funny on the news. i was sitting there scrolling through some punditry clips and it was a congressman on a news channel that literally said they're going to try to jizz it up.
00:35:31
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I'm sorry. I found that so hilarious. what it was He said they're going to try to jizz it up.
00:35:42
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Whatever they're going to try to jizz up was it the fact that a congressman and national TV used the word jizz. and it just It's like, man, it's this whole country. There's just no etiquette anywhere.
00:35:56
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Oh, Glick is having some internet issues. I just thought it was funny. yeah I'm not going to say ah politician or that he's in the lower house or anything of that sort.
00:36:08
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but Comer. Comer. But um but it was it was just really funny. Hell yeah. Hell yeah.
00:36:20
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stress that The last decade, some of the craziest shit is on record in the Congress. It's crazy. Oh, but I didn't agree more with you on that. We did lose Glick. I think Glick is having some internet issues.
00:36:35
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I drink whiskey and the juices are flowing usually more than I have. Yeah, far authority yeah oh we go like fair he was back and then now he's not. i don't know. Now he's just like this Invincible.
00:36:51
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Yeah, he's just this circle of just loading. He's loading. What the shit?
00:37:02
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I don't know.
00:37:06
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All of a sudden sound just starts blasting in. You know it.
00:37:15
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you know it but
00:37:20
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Oh, shit. um Welcome back, Lickinator. I don't know what's going on. My shit just was like, fuck you, I'm out.
00:37:33
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It looks like you just seen some shit.
00:37:39
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What'd just... Shit. Maybe I don't... Sometimes... Oh, wait. You saw what's on the other side of it, man. Sometimes, man. Well, I'm in the same group as... I'm in a couple of the same groups as he is, so if he sees something weird, I might have to check my shit.
00:37:54
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Oh, no. No, I was looking at my... i don't know what happened. Oh, my shit just dropped. Damn.
00:38:09
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There we go. Sorry, I muted you just because of that. Yeah. What logo? What logo is he talking about? I'm curious.
00:38:31
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Look. All right. So MTG, man.
00:38:38
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I've wiped higher IQ points off the bottom of my shoes than MTG has. I'm just saying. it What the hell are you guys talking about?
00:38:50
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You asked me what I thought about MTG, Margie Taylor Greene. i was like, I've wiped off higher IQ points off the bottom of my shoes than she has. That's all I'm saying. Where the hell did it all go? My shit.
00:39:05
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God damn it. Hold on a second.
00:39:08
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didn Fucking great.
00:39:15
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Oh my gosh. The space lasers. I'll tell you what though. God, this was this was a while back, Zanfius. I forgot what Democratic senator it was, but he holds fucking... I think he held... No, it wasn't him with the snowball.
00:39:32
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So, I was stationed in Guam. This is why I know about because it made the news for where I was at. This Democratic senator senator literally sat in Congress saying because the way way some islands are is like they do sit on this like skinny sort of like pedestal within the ocean.
00:39:50
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That's kind the way Guam was. And they were thinking about like upping the military personnel on that on that island, I think for the Navy. think they were going to bring in the Marines from Japan or some shit like that.
00:40:03
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And they're on one side of the island and the Air Force on the other. And this fucking Democratic senator is like, well, if we bring him in the fucking island is be unbalanced. It's going to flip over.
00:40:13
Speaker
What? And I'm paraphrasing. But that motherfucker really said that. And I lost a lot of respect for politicians that day.
00:40:28
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And over time, since that day, I just lost it all for them So. you know Holy shit.
00:40:37
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Moskowitz, dude. That motherfucker has got the devil's mouth in him. He's funny, though. I love Moskowitz. He's pretty cool. I dig. I dig. He's funny. he's He's a spitfire. He's smart.
00:40:48
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ah there's There's a few smart ones that are just like make Just make me smile, but at the same time, something just isn't enough. but um This is not the night for that.
00:41:03
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Yes, like, subscribe, and share, and all that good stuff. Click and click. Whoever said the island was going to flip over deserves this. Yes, they're extra special. They get the Golden Butt Plug Award. I forgot we had those.
00:41:19
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yeah Oh, yes. We got the not fucking cool. but me And you're special. You're special. So Chris Technician just sent me her sent me this over to me when I was dealing with my internet issues. I think it's pretty fucking badass. I got to shout them out, man. I think this looks pretty fucking cool.
00:41:42
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Oh, I dig that. Very good. I fucking five. Did you make that, Chris Tech? I like it. I might to save it, and maybe it'll get spot up in the rotation up there in the corner some time. Fuck yeah, Will.
00:42:00
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I like it. I dig it, man. If you made that, man, appreciate that, man. That's fucking awesome, bro. The problem with politics is there's too many fucking politicians involved. Hell yeah. Chris Technician made that, man.
00:42:13
Speaker
Props to you, bro. Appreciate that, man. We have governments involved in people decisions. oh fucking group that
00:42:27
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We want anarchy and chaos in the streets. That's what I'm saying. Let the people govern in themselves.
00:42:39
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Guess what I realized the other day when I was going through the calendar. I'm only joking. I said, you know, I'm only joking. I feel like I'm about to get reprimanded and schooled by Blades.
00:42:51
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Oh, no, i was going to. I was taking the conversation somewhere else, but go ahead. No, it just popped in my mind. It's a totally off fucking subject, though, man. I was going to say, I was looking at the calendar. I wanted to remind everybody.
00:43:09
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anarchy you pervert hey it's an okuro anarcho-syndicalism you anyway um i uh i was going through the calendar july 4th is on a friday nothing shit Guys, there ain't going to be – I don't know that there will be shows July 4th weekend. I'm going to be 100% honest with you. Oh, no. No, well, I'm – there's going to be a rerun play July 4th for Friday. I'm just letting you guys know.
00:43:44
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Yeah. I need to look at the calendar and see if I have the kids that weekend because they're moms.
00:43:52
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Hot single dad summer, bud. and
00:44:00
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but but No, man. I didn't realize that July 4th was on an actual Friday this year. Let's go, man.
00:44:11
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Oh, man, I'm blowing shit up and getting fucking wasted. I'll see you guys on Monday. Maybe. Turning into Jeff. No. G-R. G-R. seea e do I don't think so, sir.
00:44:27
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Minimal Jeopard. i So last night was minimal Jeopard. No, a man. Last night was cool because I think that's the cool thing about your guys' the show is that you do take the time every once in a while to watch the short films, the independent films, and and give your critique on them and what you guys think about them. as you actually grow
00:44:54
Speaker
Where's Wally? Wally's working. He's working a lot. He's got he's got one parent down, hospital bills. bally Wally's doing the hustle.
00:45:05
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so Well, not only that, but they're super they're super short-handed at work, too. So he's actually working between two locations that are like a half hour or 45 minutes away from each other. so So he's doing a lot. you know He's got...
00:45:21
Speaker
Personal things, and then he's he's he's he's stepping up at work in a big way in a big way. So, yeah, he might pop in if we're still on and hanging out tonight when he gets off work. He usually does on Saturday.
00:45:32
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ah But, man, I don't know. Let's see I can do that quick math real quick. Quick math.
00:45:43
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he walk right So I walked i walked in the liquor store today to buy a couple of these summer shanties. And like I mentioned earlier, I don't know if we were all online or offline when I mentioned it. I was telling Brittany the power was out.
00:45:58
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So I'm like, man, should I pull out the car? or I couldn't pull the car, of course. There's no electricity. So I was like, man, this motherfucker is going to do math in his head.
00:46:08
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And damn it, he did math in his head. I was impressed. so impressed. i was fucking so impressed fuck on this ah Guess what?
00:46:19
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He is not from this area, so he does not have a Meade County fucking education, so he didn't meth up at math. good Good for him. He didn't meth up the math. Nice.
00:46:31
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yeah this this but Yeah, this county's got two problems, a math problem and a meth problem. One's good and one's bad. Yeah. Math is good and math is bad.
00:46:42
Speaker
Learning's for losers. Maths. so So if I looked at the calendars, right, and I did that mathal mathematical equation right. It's going down, 4th of July weekend, Bubba.
00:46:58
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It's going down, 4th of July weekend. yeah Click a fucking palooza for America. What's going on? ain't got the kids. So I'm acting up and acting out.
00:47:10
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Oh, shit. but
00:47:13
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I might be here. i might be there. I'm telling you, there's not going to be shows that weekend right now. on Not Friday. Well, Blaze already said there's replay. Saturday, my ass ain't going to be here.
00:47:24
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And Sunday, um by Sunday, I might not even know where the fuck I'm at. Sunday's going to be recouping.
00:47:33
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I might have to take Monday and Tuesday to recoup. I'm partying like it's 2001 I'm 20 again. two thousand and one and i'm twenty again
00:47:45
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It's you rather well. si i good you six Single Glick is a single Glick is a different monster.
00:47:56
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I'm a menace to society. I went on TikTok live Tuesday night after I got done doing my show.
00:48:04
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And was on there until about five or so in the morning. Having a fucking blast, man. Not a care in the goddamn world. I got a fan club now on TikTok. i didn't even know how that happened. like ah made some money on TikTok. I'm like, damn. Just acting a straight fucking fool. Just having a ball, man.
00:48:28
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TikTok, I mean, if you can also on there make it and make a couple bucks. I've made a few bucks. yeah Not even going on my own rides. Going on other lives. Doing like discussions and shit.
00:48:39
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I just wish we could go live on our podcast account because I'd love to bring that energy and that growth that I'm putting on my personal account on our account.
00:48:52
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but Well, then I'm a loser.
00:48:56
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Why? Oh, because learning is for losers. and i like to learn. Rehab is for quitter. Learning is for dummies.
00:49:07
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My mama didn't raise no goddamn quitter.
00:49:13
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doing Your mama didn't raise a spitter. She swallowing. Oh, my God. It's all right, Brittany, bitch. Oh, wait, she's not here. Oh, she's not here.
00:49:25
Speaker
my fa yeah and right bit brittany bitch always She's not here she's not here see the
00:49:38
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and Mama always said, life's like a box of chocolates. You never know what kind of glick you're goingnna get
00:49:50
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going to get. I totally forgot hashtag. Don't fuck around and get glicked.
00:50:06
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No, sir. Or get glicked on That sounds like something you might want to avoid. face I mean, look we don't kink shame.
00:50:17
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We don't kink shame. Whatever you're into. if you want to you if you If you enjoy a good old-fashioned glicking, well, goddammit, you live your best life and you get glicked all over.
00:50:31
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If you think it's anything to do with a computer mouse, you misheard him. I'm not sure where my other dog is at the moment. Hold on. ah yeah but fucking love you too, Xampius.
00:50:47
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that We you. We love our loyal followers, my minions. Well down to the all-in-mighty league. Nah, I can't call them minions because they're they'rere they're a lot smarter than minions.
00:51:02
Speaker
This is true. Wow, i mean, they watch us, are they?
00:51:09
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Okay. That's fair. Didn't your mama raise you with any goddamn common sense? He will glick your taint.
00:51:21
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Bow down, peasants, and prepare for the glickening. thank you
00:51:28
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river Remember, share yourself to your grandmothers especially. I'm just saying. Matter of fact, Mother's Day was last week. Send her this and be like, hey, by the way, I forgot. Happy Mother's Day.
00:51:44
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Hey, Mom, I got you a clickening for Mother's Day. It's a little late. shit.
00:51:56
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Hey, Mom's lovely. um'm just saying. 10 out of 10 moms approve. yeah i heard meller o gro I'm a pretty I'm a pretty fart smeller.
00:52:08
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not maded though Some things are awesome gross. Like duck.
00:52:15
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I can't stand duck. It's gross, but some people like it, so it's awesome. Actually eating duck? You don't like duck? I fucking can't stand Duck, man. I thought you were going somewhere else with this. I was like, is this a... I was not going anywhere with that.
00:52:32
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other gc but Did you see fuck did did you see my fuck war meme in in snap today did' see that i was like Did you pay attention to the background? I paid a little bit too much. I was like, and what is it? Because I didn't even see the guy's shirt at first. I was like, what is happening in the fucking
00:53:01
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ah Okay. If you guys want to see that meme, you're going to to go to our Facebook page and write me out. That's the only way you're going to see it. yeah gotta go over on facebook page I'm not putting it here. a serious that ah No, yeah the other day we're talking about wilderness explorers, but the explore the wilderness and blazes like, yeah, man, I've actually been in that situation in the jungle with the machete. And we were talking about one thing this guy and blaze was actually talking about an actual cave that he's seen in Guam. We were definitely not talking about that.
00:53:39
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I had a whole different picture. We were talking about spelunking, but the other type of spelunking. The spelunking in the in the bedroom. In the bedroom. into that I had a whole other vision in my head.
00:53:51
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And it was not a view in an actual rainforest and going to an actual cake. Hold on a second. You're talking about a real fucking cake. You know, that kind of does look that kind of does look like a flick in the background.
00:54:05
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Actually, looks more like me. I'm not going to lie. That does look like a real Kentucky type of thing to do. It does.
00:54:16
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That's a real Kentucky shit right there, Blake. I told one of my trash crew that the only reason this man went to work at 4 a.m. was keep her vibrating charges in and kill him since then. Nice.
00:54:33
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Nice. Hey, Mala girl.
00:54:39
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oh my Prepare for the glickany. I wonder how that will go over in the bedroom. i don't know, man. should try it. Have you ever you ever seen those... Have you ever been like driving down the road?
00:54:53
Speaker
know those yellow warning signs for construction and shit? Should I put those in money you lead into my bedroom? It says warning deep excavation. I've always wanted to put one of those above my bed.
00:55:08
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Yeah, but you know it's a lie.
00:55:13
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just just like Just like real estate employees, you're just going to find me standing on the side of the road and watching other people work. Just You got this right.
00:55:24
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You're doing a great job. You don't need me. Basically. ah just I'll be over here in the corner if you need me.
00:55:38
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Oh, but see, that's when you do get one. That's exactly when you get it when you don't want it. Yes means Zayno and no means yes. There can only be one in the button.
00:55:56
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Nice Highlander reference. I'm just saying, man. What's up, baby? You ready to get clicked? I think want to go home now. That's a franchise they need to redo because they can make it so badass.
00:56:09
Speaker
Oh, dude. Highlander would be so badass redone now. withne with the technology we have and stuff like that. not and and it was be great And it was a great franchise in general. I really enjoyed it. I watched TV. I actually just recently started watching the television series again.
00:56:26
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And better writers. The TV series, I think was it was it was soapy. But it was a little little bit more to the continuity of the horror.
00:56:38
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it was Yeah, it was soapy, but you got you got a lot of like great fucking cameos in it. like Roger Plant was in it. A lot. You have only shit, you're right. ah You know, he he was, for for one of the seasons, he was a pretty pretty big character. There was a lot of cameos. Yeah, you can go outside do it.
00:57:03
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I've seen Zayden out there. but But it was really cool because you got to see a little bit more. The cool thing about it was you got more of the history of Duncan.
00:57:17
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You got to see his past. You got to see more about the immortals and whatnot. and And that's what I liked about the television show. Plus, i kind of i could I kind of dig Adrian Paul. He was a cool actor. He was one of those cool guys back in the day.
00:57:32
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Highlander reminds me of, in a way, sort of like Vampire Masquerade, but with swords, because nobody else knows that you're playing the game, but you're playing the game with people that know you're playing the game.
00:57:50
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Pepper, what's the blue? The only other people that knew were the Watchers. That's it. There was the Watchers, too. Joe Dawson was a bad man on the blues guitar, too.
00:58:01
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Oof.
00:58:05
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Yeah, I just started watching it. I think I'm on, like, season four. Season three, season four. I watch it in the mornings when I take the kids to school and then when I get home. I usually fall asleep while and in the mornings.
00:58:17
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like you want Yeah.
00:58:22
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But, yeah, I mean, it is it is a little so it is a little soapy, but, yeah. I like those old 90s television. I started watching Renegade, too. That was so so That was the one with the dude that rode the Harley, and he was he was like a bounty hunter or a cop at one time, and then he got framed, and then he became a bounty hunter and kicked everybody's ass. It was like Walker or Texas Ranger on a Harley.
00:58:51
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ah lost Okay. No? did he Did he have, like, long hair? Was that, like... Lama Luma. Yeah, Lorenzo Llamas. Yes, that's the guy. ya Okay, I know what you're talking about. Yes. Yeah. Yeah, the game was awesome yeah Lorenzo Llamas.
00:59:12
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and rather otherwise i like I was watching Xena instead. i mean, I watched Xena for years to see that woman naked. i waited twenty motherfu years to see that woman naked and And she did not disappoint. She did not fucking disappoint.
00:59:31
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I was watching Spartacus and they introduced her character and then she was naked. And I was like, that' right yes, I waited 20 years for this and it was worth it. She was naked a lot in that show.
00:59:45
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And I am not mad at her. Honestly, that show, I realized how much of a diverse actress she was. never right yeah Yeah. We the same, bro. Oh, no. Let's not let her in. sayly Yeah.
01:00:02
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I waited 20 goddamn years. Almost 20 goddamn years to see Lucy Lawless naked. And boy, she did not fucking disappoint. Thank you. I came in at the right time.
01:00:15
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chris i engaged i did I did enjoy it. How old is Lucy Lawless? That's a good question. you guys are Let's hit the old Google box and ask. I feel weird looking up.
01:00:34
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I'd like to give Lucy Lawless the old quickening. She's 57. She's got I'm not mad at that. like I'm okay. That's Yeah, but she's still freaking hot, too.
01:00:48
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I think she would let me do it before she'd let you do it, though. She probably would. She probably would. Have you seen yourself compared to me, first and foremost? I'm not going to fight, though. not fighting you.
01:01:02
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Rude! just
01:01:06
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Yes, i have. And fine. and i sorrying thank you. if he is so So she did She And 2019, my friend. was lot earlier. and two thousand nineteen so that was what six years ago she would have been what forty nine and she still looked like that naked at forty nine and that wasn't twenty nineteen that was earlier twenty nineteen my friend okay i lock and That was a lot earlier. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. it says twenty I'm sorry. It says 20.
01:01:39
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Sorry. Sorry. Hold on a second. 2010. 2010. 2010. Okay. Holy fuck. She was young as hell when she was Zena. ah
01:01:51
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Either way, she still looked phenomenal. She still looks phenomenal. Yeah. She was in her young She was in her. Yeah. Yeah. She was in her early yeah She still looks phenomenal at 57. What up, Lucy Lawless, if you're listening?
01:02:04
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Hit me up. Hit him up, man. I would love to see Lucy Lawless put this smack down on Britney so fucking hard, though. I take it.
01:02:16
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how the Hell yeah. Hell ah she Thank you, ma'am. May I have another? Yeah, please. I'm joining the weird club.
01:02:30
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yeah but that's that's deep fake that's not real man that's not real keep with deeply but video or new just have to have like an like an imagination what up chris imagination Again, deep fakes imagination. It's not the same as the real thing. And we got the real thing in Spartacus. We got all the real thing in Spartacus.
01:02:57
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Because she was not shy in Spartacus at all. not ah She wasn't. She was not. I thank you for that. absolutely a lot listening As a young, pre-cubescent Glick who was watching Xena and had the biggest crush on you and then Spartacus came around, I said thank thank chair Thank you. Thank you. Thank you and over and over and over again.
01:03:25
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and Excuse me. I need a minute. I'll be back. I I smoked too much. What did you just say? Did you just should say what I think you just said? so So, Lucy Lawless, Zeno was like badass shit.
01:03:48
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Hell yeah. Just cute girl next door that would do dirty things wouldn't think she would do. Right. well And Xena. Gabrielle, her little blonde friend, and Xena.
01:04:01
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Her little companion. Oh, Gabrielle. Yeah. She was like cute girl next door, like I said, that would do dirty things that you wouldn't expect her to do. lu you all her Her character arc. I think character arc in that show was a lot more poignant and impactful and a lot more to glean from than Xena's herself.
01:04:29
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Xena's job was to kick everybody's ass. more Exactly. And look hot doing it. Hashtag winning Xena. they're right
01:04:42
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you yeah Gabrielle was was absolutely definitely, i agree with you, Blaze. She was definitely more like the character role or whatever you want to call it. like No, just her character.
01:04:55
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Like, her character villain. When she started off as this naive little, I'm just going to be your helper, blah, blah, blah, to an actual, like, a warrior prince princess herself was it was... It was impressive. I thought, honestly, it was that show became a lot about her if you would have took Xena out of it, like, looked at it for just from just Gabriel's perspective.
01:05:17
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It was... a whole different whole different aspect of that show. say ah familiar sorry yeah I'm Sorry. I'm being critical over something. I have a bad idea doing that.
01:05:30
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Oh my god, Sampius. She had like strawberry blonde hair. Calm down, bro. It's not that serious. Sometimes it was red. Sometimes it was blonde.
01:05:40
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Either way. je Have you guys seen the new thing on social media but red that redheads are black?
01:05:48
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Like gingers? that one wow out No, that that's dumb. Man, you're on the internet too much. ah I know you're talking about, but don't let that piss you off. No, no, and I'm not saying it's a legit thing because every time I see it, I lose my shit and I'm like, this is so fucking dumb. But I love watching all the redheads make their stupid videos because one guy did a video and he was like, yesterday, is a ginger.
01:06:13
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And he like walked in and had a polo shirt on and his hat on and it was like, It was creased just nice and he had his shirt tucked in and he's like today knowing I'm a ginger. And he had like big baggy clothes and his hat was on. can't. can't. and That's funny.
01:06:32
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was like, oh God. That is so, i don't even, I have no words. It's so dumb. It is so dumb. but yeah But it's so fucking funny at the same time. yeah like I'm not buying into the hype. you know i just The videos are fucking hilarious that I see. yeah And what about the people that like identify as cats?
01:07:00
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And they started putting litter boxes in classrooms. They started doing that at a school in my area. My kids were telling me about it. Yeah, shared one of the schools about a half hour from here, they have litter boxes in the fucking bathrooms now. That is freaking ridiculous. one hundred I know, like, when I was in high school, it is true. It totally is true. I know i keep i keep hearing this, but I've never seen any actual... No, my ex-fiance's son...
01:07:36
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I went to his school. I keep hearing you say school. I went to his school for like a parent-teacher conference thing and there was literally litter box in the room. Did you take a picture of it?
01:07:51
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that yeah and I did actually, but I don't have it anymore. Unfortunately. Back when I was in school, those people got sent to an identity crisis person.
01:08:02
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yeah Well, I had kids in my school that would wear like fake tails and stuff. That's one thing, man. I'm wondering if they're butt plugs.
01:08:14
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a Sometimes. a
01:08:20
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ah found i done that I don't know if it's true or not, but we are not that far from it being an actuality. I just want to be a Kaiju. I'm 43-year-old man. My kids don't go to that school, so I have no business being at that school, wandering around endlessly looking for litter boxes because I don't want to end up on a litter box. Right, right. They just want to be a Digimon. Come on now.
01:08:46
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I hope it's not true. i hope it's not true for the sake of humanity. in Like Blaze said earlier, it's not going to be hard for the robots to take over. Yeah.
01:08:57
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yeah I think they got rid of it though because like I found it. Why it looped? i been't think i read of it because like if it's britney
01:09:08
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ah found it why is it
01:09:12
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For some reason, it was stuck in my October trivia month folder. I don't know. um you know you don't i be you You know why? Because you were you were working on trivia stuff and you were doing your doing your shit. You're like, I'm just going to put it here so don't lose it.
01:09:32
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And then you lost it. I forgot about it. I'm sure we're talking about that shit. Fucking robots. ro but but I'm going to program all robots to give everybody the glickening. Oh, the glickening?
01:09:52
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Ew, I don't like that. Yep, prepare to get glicked. It's time for a clue. Ew, you're making it worse. I don't think there's any way make that better, honestly. I was going to say, if there's a way to make it sound better or make it better. You know, some people might be like, you don't know.
01:10:14
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You don't know how life works. What are you doing? result yeah
01:10:24
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Y'all stupid. I love it how you putting I think you have enough on. Buffalo Bill. Oh, shit. Oh, my God. Why are you FaceTiming my daughter? don't know.
01:10:40
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Oh, shit. I want take some more shirts. What is on your ceiling?
01:10:47
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Yeah, I was going to ask the same thing. is that like a... ah Support theme? Yeah. Bye. So the way this house is built is it's got beans running it all the way through. Gotcha. Cool.
01:11:02
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I like that. but yeah Is it an old house? Yeah. yeah Like colonial. I was just going to say it's definitely over 100 years old.
01:11:14
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is long yes Fuck, I am drunk. I hope I didn't call me. I told you, Glick, that's nasty. Oh, shit. Zanthio should all be over soon.
01:11:30
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Glickening a day will keep the doctor away. I just... It kind of makes me horny in a way. But I'll still crush that at the same time. mean...
01:11:46
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i mean yeah what But then I look at you and I'm like, ew. You literally went out with a guy who who you've told me multiple times looks like me. so Kind of. No, he's hot.
01:12:04
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He's hot. or i do the same I do the same thing when I look at you. I go, blech. Whatever, bro. Hood rat, hood rat, hoops your mama. Yeah, I do dress like a bum when i come on here, don't I? I clean up nice, okay? I told you you don't have to fancy your fucking... Have you seen us on this goddamn shows?
01:12:28
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We all look like bitches. I mean, brush my beard. That's about the extent I look like I just stepped out of a wardrobe, shit. yeah No, your mustache is on point.
01:12:39
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literally am but i got to fucking Johnny Balls has trained his mustache. You don't have to do anything. He wakes up like that. it's it's just it's ah it's It's literally like the same thing with my hair. I can take my hair out of the ponytail and it'll stay like this. It'll stay slick fat because it's been like this for so long.
01:12:58
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because the secret is ah that way The secret is I didn't train it like that. I just knew it to behave. just yeah yeah it knows its role you chew That better the glickening. Nobody's fucking great.
01:13:13
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that mustache better behave before it gets g clickcked ah yeah yeah really do nobody's safe from the glicenine
01:13:29
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nobody but or not tell just fucking great Nobody or nothing is sick from the clickening. The clickening. Oh, this shit smells Nobody or nothing.
01:13:43
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Excuse me, what makes you horny, Brittany? We're not getting into it, man. It'll all be overnight. What did miss?
01:13:54
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it'll all be night are you what nine mean I look good for you. yeah's not Nothing. yeah that laugh come get big boy. you, sir, good to see you. Can slap Glick? Glick can't be stopped.
01:14:12
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much sergeant modog in the building what i engaged in but mooc sarah good to see you getting sorry someone so can someonela my dog but can't be stopped like click is I'm an uncaged animal.
01:14:31
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forced to be rescue someone's slap Unfortunately, Nikki is nowhere around anymore. and oh Unfortunately or fortunately? Fortunately. He's like, who's side are you on? nice catch. Nice catch. Nice catch.
01:14:54
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No, I'm joking. I'm an asshole. It is what it is. so What do you want from me?
01:15:01
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Oh, there's a mosquito in here. Fuck off. They're jokes. They're people. It's how I hear. better and make jokes. You better suck it before it sucks you.
01:15:12
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It's not going to suck it itself. It's not gonna Glick itself. Shut up! Do not even put stuck and Glick together. I swear to God. Everybody's sex lives tonight because anything sexual, I'm throwing my name in there. No, that is not okay.
01:15:36
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What's up? You want get high and Glick later? What? Can you not? and what but yeah was the new canny what yeah know
01:15:50
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Yeah, let's not. I'm not a fan of this. but My internet's on, like, what? My internet's shitty right now. we I'm all drunk.
01:16:05
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Johnny looking strong, brother. Moe dog in the building. What's going on, man? no no realize I Fucking thank you. realize that Oh, shit, you're in Kentucky, too?
01:16:18
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Yeah, hey, Chris, technician, you keep all your sexual nonsense to yourself, buddy. you're here're the con contempt being no chris I'm a technician. in i'm in el kentucky too chris what is it that you yeah i'm a but is one cures he's a technic right he was talking back I'll wear my tongue. Yeah.
01:16:43
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but Real quick, Sergeant, I got a whole bench press and set up I just got downstairs.
01:16:51
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Here to pump you up.
01:16:55
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What? We're here to pump you up. Ponds fronds, man. Ponds and fronds, you be up.
01:17:08
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I'm in northern Kentucky about 10 minutes. Oh, shit. He's right in between us, please. Oh, shit. He's like the fucking meat in the sandwich. Yeah. We got a Mo Dog sandwich up in this bitch. I'm in Central Ohio, Mo Dog.
01:17:23
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I'm about two hours from Central. Okay.
01:17:32
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Boogers. Boogers. My whole legs are like covered in bruises. I have more bruises than my pale-ass skin right now.
01:17:45
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Why? And how does that work? How do you have more bruises than skin? jeff so Did you have some rough skin last night? I'm just saying. A little bit, but no, it's from like work.
01:17:58
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And the kids bouncing all over the place beat me up. It's not convincing when you're trying to make up a lie as you're telling the lie.
01:18:12
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it's from And then last night as well. slightly yeah Good rough clicking. Yeah, that'll it to you. I have ruin i am single-handedly ruining Britney's sex life one clicking at a time.
01:18:30
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Good thing he's not coming back over tonight. I don't think I'd be able to do anything. The next time he does come back over, you're going to be getting all randy. That's going to pop into your head. We're about to glick. Sir, you got to get out of here.
01:18:49
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There'll be no glicking in this house tonight. I'm about to send the link. hundred yeah yeah perfect information Information technology guy.
01:19:03
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Let me send him the link and see if he wants to talk. Sarge says, oh, shit, i have to meet in another sandwich. It's usually me and some chicken.
01:19:15
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You don't know. You ain't living until you you've been to meet a Glick and Blaze sandwich. I'm just saying. You ain't living. I don't know. I'm kind of nervous now. I don't know if I should bring him in here because like I don't like this guy. Then Sid, then don't bring him in here.
01:19:31
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Yeah, I probably shouldn't. oh yeah And it wasn't the guy from earlier, or by the way. Wesley, what's going on tonight? What's going on with you, brother?
01:19:43
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Fuck. Sure, Brittany, the kids beat you up. Yeah, there are like eight kids that live around here, man. Kids. Eight.
01:19:56
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Shut up. Eight kids. like Glick.
01:20:03
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Glick. Chill.
01:20:07
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Boopcock party!
01:20:11
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and That was my ear soft. growing That was like loud. sure Making sure wake yeah another ah another mosquito no i am not I am not doing anything to her sex life. I'm just i'm just throwing words. And it's ruining it. Whenever it would happen, I don't want to be thinking about you. so just um just I'm just a farmer.
01:20:43
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I'm planting seeds, my friend. Sweet. As long as I'm in the scarring portions of their memory, I'm totally happy.
01:20:54
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Right, Johnny? Brittany's going to come back in about a week and tell everybody that she's that she's gone celibate and joined a nunnery. I have a fucking chastity belt and everything.
01:21:05
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Yeah. I'm wearing a cardinal uniform. You
01:21:12
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i know what I found out about chastity belt? Well, my ex-fiancé is already in here, so. Is he really wearing it? Say hi, ex-fiancé. Wesley Smith is my ex-fantasy.
01:21:25
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Oh, I didn't know that. That's why you was up here last Saturday. What's up, Wesley? Hey, Wes. I heard about you. yeah
01:21:38
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yes You were not guilty. i'm I'm just kidding. haven't heard anything about you sexually that I know of. I know, right? That's what I'm talking about. Yeah, I yeah i think it would be awesome. Bring him in. Shut up!
01:21:57
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It's like it's like that i bringing a guy you like into a room with your three brothers who are going to do nothing but fuck with him.
01:22:07
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He's not wrong. I thought I was like, damn it. What did I get myself into? just I'm just kidding, Wes. I'm just kidding, Wes. Actually, I've heard really good things about you.
01:22:21
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pick Pick one. Pick one what, huh? I don't know. Or have Don't tell me. It's my fucking showcase technician. I'll do whatever the hell I want. who
01:22:34
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it's my fucking show care technician i do whatever the hell i want oh maybe
01:22:41
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ah Johnny please pick one same same Like share subscribe fucking horse
01:22:51
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I Love you horse. I do and did like share subscribe fucking horse
01:23:01
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i love you try do love remore oh yeah your grannys you guys laura You guys hear about the fucking old slave fucking mansion getting burned down?
01:23:13
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they didn't They couldn't put out and it burned to the ground. They couldn't put it out or they didn't. yeah or they didn't put it i don't I don't know if they did or they couldn't. ah and Either way, it burned and it's pretty cool.
01:23:27
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Yeah, old plantation house down in Louisiana. We're like one of the last big mansions or some shit. Oh, man.
01:23:36
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um Holy but Is this what the fuck news Wednesday? You know what? God damn it. Fuck. Yeah, you got me.
01:23:47
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You need to save some of those, you know? I'm not up on Wednesday. This is Saturday night. I say what i want. Moe Dogg, you shut your flaps. You're such a flat. a flat, Moe Dog. If you know what's good for you before she gives you the old one, two, rock'em, shack'em.
01:24:10
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Don't run around. as says you please These arms, man, don't get you.
01:24:19
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oh shit. You can't take me.
01:24:25
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All 78 pounds of you soaking wet. yeah Wow, that's the lowest everybody's ever said. You ever seen somebody just get mushed right in the face?
01:24:36
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One-handed? Yeah, I've done it. i'm gonna do I'm going to do it with one finger. Mush. Yeah, probably. yeah with you sure Back off, bitch.
01:24:47
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Look at these guns. They're huge. Holy shit.
01:24:53
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but yeah but we don't You're going to be wearing one of your ah wrestling belts while you do it. okay Do you know what I want? yeah You know what I want to find?
01:25:05
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I want to find like lingerie is sexy and all that stuff. I find a woman who will wear that walk out of the bathroom with just my belt on.
01:25:15
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That would so awesome. I can see that. Not for you. though Why are you ruining my sex life? What if she wants to suplex on you next?
01:25:28
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Suplex the fuck out of me. I don't know what to happen. You can put me in a figure four headlock too. Figure four headlock. Danger mommy.
01:25:39
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ah She'll take the belt put his hands behind his back and tie him up with the belt. love that. not Fucking let's go. You guys are helping my sex life. I'm destroying your sex life. You guys are real friends.
01:25:53
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You guys are real friends. We just found out what he did. All the rest of us could owe us for him.
Relationships and Social Dynamics
01:26:00
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Why am I helping with this? Oh my god. If I could find a woman that would wear them and walk out of the bathroom with just my belts on, I might just marry that bitch.
01:26:08
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i'll be I'll marry her on the spot. I'll call a priest. i'll be like, go I need you here right now. You're going to marry me. no Well, I mean, got I ain't got no ill will towards Nikki. It is what it is.
01:26:20
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Might as well. um I got no ill will towards Nikki. Life is life. you know Do what you got to do. Do whatever makes you happy at the end of the day. I'll be 100% honest. this I ain't got know ill and no ill will towards her.
01:26:35
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yeah and It is what it is. You're a real I'm a real one. yeah i don't I can't vouch that she feels the same way about me. but and into the I don't really.
01:26:49
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yeah But we need to find you a chick to wear milk. However, I am going to bring that up. I'll be like, hey, would you have any problem wearing this? You should go and put that in your description. I need a woman to out naked. Just my belt on. Yes. See who you find. Deal breaker.
01:27:11
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Why not? I'm just saying.
01:27:15
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yes should see you're fine yeah deal breaker why not why not i mean go he please just say Yeah, there might be some, I don't want no more babies, but I might make a few that night.
01:27:34
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I'm a man, I'm a man of simple pleasures. yeah mylanta i like i know that i'll I'll be like that, you know, in the old, on the old Looney Tunes commercial, the wolf.
01:27:45
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who seems like the hot chick and he like jaw drop punk came out in the eyes popping out and shit oh my gosh i need to find you a lady i used to think the sexiest thing in the world and i still do i still think this is super sexy if if a woman like had on one of my t-shirts and then just like that's all and we don't have to be like a bedroom thing just like just goofing around hanging out you know doing whatever and she puts one of my hats on backwards and she has one of my t-shirts on it's game over bro it's fucking game the hell over somebody's getting pregnant and it might be me but stop making children don't need any clicks
01:28:38
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yeah
01:28:40
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Everybody needs an extra click in their life. No. i mean No, And especially if she throws one of my pearl snaps on, that's not.
01:28:56
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For those of you who don't know what a pearl snap is, it's a button-up flannel t-shirt. Or not a t-shirt, but a button-up flannel shirt. thought you were saying like pearl necklace. I'll give her a pearl necklace. It's like a Western, it's like Western wear.
01:29:12
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So it's a pearl snap because but you don't, you don't have like the, like the negative buttons where you like slide them into the hole and then they, they're colored like a pearl. They snap. I got one of them.
01:29:23
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Oh, yeah, oh yeah, yeah. No, I know what you're talking about. My grandpa used to do this. Right, bro? Right, bro? Right? Right? She comes out the closet with my but the pearl stamp it. It's game the fuck over.
01:29:37
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Game over all day. i I used to... I like wearing... like When I would date a guy, I'd wear their flannel. Hey, real quick.
01:29:47
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I'm just playing. I'm just playing.
01:29:50
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I'll only be a couple minutes. I got to go splash some water on myself here. Be right back. Is that okay? Are you horny? yeah are you horny yeah He needs to splash and himself some cool with water to down.
01:30:04
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um fuck your re like floor i'm getting them alllicked up
01:30:11
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Fuck you! I'm getting him all glick and bothered. but but This is not going to be a thing, dude. If you copyright this, I will hate you forever.
01:30:24
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Brittany, before I so rudely interrupted you, did you say that you like when guys wear your underwear? No. Well, What? no what No, I would wear... was like, no.
01:30:36
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Actually, hold on a second. No, what? No, that'd be gross. No, I'd wear like flannel or their t-shirt, like you said, and sometimes their underwear or just That's pretty hot, too. Because I like to keep myself clean.
01:30:52
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Yeah, golden cooter. Yeah. yeah that's pretty hot That's pretty hot, too, when a chick puts on my boxers. Especially my boxer briefs. That's pretty hot. Not gonna lie. I had heard I'm like, why do you think I fucking wear them?
01:31:14
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I don't wear them because they're uncomfortable. I was telling Blaze earlier. I just bought a new pack of boxers. ah And one. they They're basketball. And one.
01:31:24
Speaker
sorry basketball and one and And one. They do like basketball shorts. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. yeah they have boxer They have boxers at Walmart that are made by an one and one. Oh, my fucking God. They are most unbelievably comfortable things I've ever worn in my life.
01:31:43
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Definitely comfortable. And I have a few pairs from ah Wesley that I still have. Untrackable, you beautiful son of ah a What up, ho?
01:31:57
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Yeah, um I heard you guys talking about, um you know, having your your partner or significant other whatever wearing your clothes. Like I've been married for a while and if my wife puts my clothes on, I'm just like, okay You are definitely doing the laundry now.
01:32:16
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I knew you were about to say that. you's a difference That's the difference. Like, a checkable is old and married and been married forever. And she and he was like, yep, you're doing laundry.
01:32:29
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Me, she comes out with my shirt on. I'm like, what's up? How are you doing? Are we doing this or not? That's the difference between single men and guys who have been married forever.
01:32:43
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I don't trust man doing my laundry. So I'm doing it regardless. Yeah, I'll be honest with you. I could probably be married for 50 years and she still comes out of my shit. I'm going to be like, hold on, let me pop this pill.
01:32:57
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Because you about to get it. I found my grandpa. Sorry, ahead. sorry yeah I was going to say, we we've always about to do our own laundry type of people.
01:33:13
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Because the first time she asked me to, you know, you know, take care of a load of her stuff, she started pointing out the rules of each garment. And I was like, no, fuck that.
01:33:25
Speaker
I just put my shit in there, dump in the soap and hit start. But you have to fuck that. That's why I do the laundry. Yeah, I take my hoodies out and and I hang them up to dry so they don't shrink.
01:33:40
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But outside of that, man, I just throw my shit in the washer. And then when it's done, I throw it in the dryer and I hit fucking start. And whatever happens, happens. but dog We don't guys around here. We don't keep guys also have like all the same type of clothes. though So you can get away with t-shirts and all have different like type of fabrics and shit. So we kind of have to.
01:34:03
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I wear her panties on my face like a wrestling mask. mean, she's cool with it. I'm down. She can wear the belt, and I'll wear the panties on my face like a luchador. And then we can wrestle. And then we can wrestle.
01:34:16
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With the belt on. Call me an elder vagina. I mean got a name picked out for you. The Destroyer. i'll call you We'll call you Cucho Libre.
01:34:30
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I love that, actually. I fucking love that.
01:34:42
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Oh, yeah. Yeah, sorry, Wes. Yep, we go to be dirty. that's where they went and the truth's out now and now you know where your boxes are was ah oh yeah yeah sorry those guyss are like yep we go to be dirty Dirtying up, so laundry done tonight? Yeah, man. Fuck it. fucking i gotta i got I got a hamper full laundry I got to do. I think going to throw it in tomorrow. and hey Yeah, man. Just fucking throw that shit in there. Fuck it.
01:35:13
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Dude, our washers just fucking broke yesterday. Bullshit. You better get out there like a fucking Amish bitch with a washboard and a bucket of water. Go down to the river and use the stone.
01:35:26
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they Get the whip out. I the fucking baths out of park.
01:35:33
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I got plenty of clothes. That's fine. No, we had somebody come out. They're going to finish working on it tomorrow, so we're good.
01:35:44
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It sucks when their appliances go down. yeah We had a hot water heater. so it's like you know It sucks when the washer breaks, but it it also sucks when the washer works.
01:35:59
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You can't have hot water for your showers, for your clothes, for the dishwasher. paid $250 for no got no one hundred and fifty dollars for a new water heater at my dad's house for him so yeah that' sure i give it
01:36:19
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What were you going to say, Blaze? oh since I going say got to bounce. I'll talk to y'all later. Are you okay, bud? No, I'm not okay. tell me I'm okay.
01:36:29
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I'm okay. I'm okay. I'm okay.
01:36:36
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Oh, this poor pupper. police Hello, big guy. yeah his He's the dopest as well. The dopes.
01:36:48
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Yeah, I don't like that, man. If his heart's breaking, my heart's breaking. Yeah. He's such a good dude, but... Yeah.
01:36:59
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barely known him that long, and like my heart's breaking for him.
01:37:04
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Nah, Blaze and I have only been friends for... About a year or so, but man, but yeah we've had people ask us, like, how long have you guys known each other? And we tell them, and they're like, there's no fucking way you guys it seems like you guys have known each other for, like, so long.
01:37:20
Speaker
Sometimes it really seems like that. What?
01:37:25
Speaker
Well, yeah, you probably should. It's fucking black as midnight out there. What are you doing? What? that
01:37:37
Speaker
I didn't know you were still outside, bro. It's like 930 is Zayden still out
01:37:48
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out Cash was talking to me and I'm like, what the fuck is he coming from? And he's standing outside my window. I mean, I guess he could stay outside of the window. That's your kid.
01:38:01
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Zayden still out? yeah Well, if you guys stay between our porch and their porch, it's fine. Don't go anywhere else. It's summertime.
01:38:13
Speaker
Oh, my God. Are they out of school already? No, but it's Saturday. So their last day of school was Thursday.
01:38:26
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Monday, my middle daughter, who, happy birthday to Buggy. She just turned 16.
01:38:33
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No, she just turned 16 Thursday.
01:38:38
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My oldest daughter turned 20 last month. I don't have to worry about that one as much. Yeah, I still do. But no, Monday, Buggy, my middle daughter, buggie her and the and the marching band, they're going to D.C., so they won't be home until Thursday.
01:38:59
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Oh, shit. What does she play? the tromboner. That's fucking awesome. I love that so much. That was like one of my, Oh, I just realized what you said.
01:39:15
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Next year. jo know Oh my God. Hey, I'm too slow for this. We bring me beer. Um, it's what kids are for. Yeah.
01:39:27
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yeah Next year. Next year. She's next year she's in the, in the high school marching band. Hell yeah. Because i have I have the means and I can.
01:39:39
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I'm going to make shirts that say hashtag team boner.
01:39:44
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On the front it'll say trump trombone squat and on the back it'll say hashtag team boner. I'm not mad about it.
01:39:57
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honestly would do some shit like that too. yeah so but Pictures or it didn't happen.
01:40:07
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You got to prove it.
01:40:11
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that'll be... I post everything. Yeah, that's true. You Yeah.
01:40:18
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yeah true you do
01:40:22
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and yeah Yeah, no like well, I mean I keep I keep some of my personal like I mean and outside of my My kids popping in when I'm doing the show and stuff like that like I don't post my kids on social media. Oh, yeah um i dot But like other dumb shit it's i got yeall out I Got yelled at last night because but didn't get yelled at but I got a message last night a
01:40:53
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See you posting thirst traps on your Snapchat now. and like Have you seen my Instagram TikTok? wouldn't call them thirst traps.
01:41:07
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Glick traps.
01:41:15
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I should have never said anything.
01:41:33
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You're going to love it. but that i want that sound bite i want that sound by right there uncha you're goingnna love
01:41:45
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Welcome to Glixery. I give you full permission to take anything that I say and use it as you will. um I mean, you didn't read the fine print before you hit that link to come in here.
01:42:04
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says wait ah Oh, wait, wait. Did you think I was going to read anything ever? Are you serious right now?
01:42:17
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and There was no fucking pictures. I'm not reading that bullshit. I didn't even read my own vows, man. Come on. that's There hasn't been. It's okay. don't just I that shit. You googled it?
01:42:32
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but
01:42:37
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Yeah, it's all good. I have winner of the participant. Abuse me. had that yeah ah I'm down for it.
01:42:48
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Hurt me more, daddy. Shut the fuck up. You heard it here first, ladies and gentlemen. Untrackable is a consensual, willing, and gladly, with a smile on his face, participating.
01:43:03
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really and a Willing and Abel.
01:43:10
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Wakes up in the morning. It's like, cheers to that, man. What the fuck did I give like consent to do to me? Eh, fuck it. It'll be fun. It'll be interesting. It'll be a story. ever seen Ever since Diddy got locked up. Y'all can keep that to yourself. Oh my gosh.
01:43:29
Speaker
I mean, I'm just saying, i'm nowhere near diddy I'm nowhere near Diddy level, nor do I plan on being Diddy level. so
01:43:39
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give You never seem to make me laugh. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. don't mean to make anybody laugh. I'm just having a best time over. Bitch, you're going to stop laughing at if you know what's good for you, God damn it.
01:43:58
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but I appreciate and i I'm not here. I'm not here for a long time. I'm just here for a click time.
01:44:10
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but I fucking hate you. I'm going to give Brittany PTSD. I think I just glicked in my pants. Seriously, I'm going to be dreaming of glicks.
01:44:23
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Oh my fucking god!
01:44:28
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I'm going to click myself over here.
01:44:38
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That's a great, you know, much like the word fuck, click can be used. No, it's not. It's not. Any place, in any situation. It can and it will be.
01:44:51
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and know I'm starting a movement. I'm starting a movement. Okay. going to get that shit copywritten? Yeah, I'm starting a movement. LLC? LLC? No.
01:45:04
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hello now I'm click Fuck dude. back plate on my Glock. Click. i'm gonna give the back click um i get to but um my glo
01:45:24
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look
01:45:28
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And when I ride down the street just busting random shots, I'm almost... random glick.
01:45:40
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I'm literally crying. I hate you guys. be What is that? Why am I friends with you? Because I'm fucking amazing, that's why. Duh.
01:45:53
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I'm the greatest i like greatest thing since... I'm glick, bitch. It's click, bitch. Oh, you can't take that from me. na No, then no. can do whatever want. I can do whatever I want.
01:46:06
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Hey, what would you do if I came out of your closet wearing one of your pearl snaps? Tell me. Oh, think you know what's going to happen, a big boy.
01:46:17
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He's making a baby. That's what he said. He's going to figure out a way. good
01:46:28
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Well, this isn't my normal cup of tea, but hey, he knows my weakness. That's my kryptonite. Click it.
01:46:39
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I'm in. You know what really turns me on? Other people steal my clothes.
01:46:51
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You want to really get me all over my clothes? Somebody's getting clicked tonight.
01:47:01
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Yeah, you catch somebody burglarizing your house and they take your favorite shirt and it's like, oh yeah, we' let's get done. thinking but ah It's go time now.
01:47:15
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That's my favorite shirt, bitch. Oh, yeah, let's go. Alexa, play baby making music. Oh, play it seriously, click it or take it. Oh, my God.
01:47:29
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You got my favorite shirt on, big boy. you know what that means. chicken brown bla Brown chicken, brown cow.
01:47:44
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trying to burglarize your house, puts your shirt on, all a sudden Jodeci comes on, and he's like, what the fuck is happening?
01:47:51
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yeah You just made this consensual. That's what you did. ah You didn't read the fine print before you decided to rob me. You didn't wear that fine read the fine print before you started wearing my clothes.
01:48:07
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You are getting glicked. It's written right on the tag.
01:48:12
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I'm not enjoying this. Protected by glick. Jesus fuck. that's jesus book
01:48:26
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I don't call 9-1-1. just get the glicking. but Why are you adding on to this? unraccable Come on, man. You realize I get more time for murder than I get old fashioned glicking, right?
01:48:40
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It's not murder. Fuck.
01:48:44
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it's not murder if yeah a
01:48:51
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thank i on burn now fuck thank god thank god i live Thank God I live in Ohio where we have the Stand Your Ground and Castle Doctrine. So once you enter this premises, whatever I do to you is legal.
01:49:06
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Okay. So the g clicking is legal. Cool. Oh, well the clicking is happening. If you enter my premises without my permission, you have given me consent to have my way with you, however I deem necessary.
01:49:21
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Ew.
01:49:24
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and um a and And breaking into your house is different because you're going to live stream the whole thing. Hold on a second. What's going on, guys? Welcome to the Nonsensical Network.
01:49:36
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Somebody just broke into my house. Let's watch this. This is going to get interesting. team Sorry, i'm going to have to put this on Patreon and my OnlyFans, but guide ahead and subscribe and enjoy the exclusive content. fuck just to your friend And even after my good time, still pressing charges.
01:50:04
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Lyric! yeah f Whoa. ah She just sent me a picture or video of her rolling up a blunt. Hell yeah. MK, what's up, brother? He said, I save 15% of my garnitures just by glicking.
01:50:20
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Oh, God. The glickening sounds like a drink call a drink college party dirty and full of... A drunk college party dirty... It does.
01:50:35
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and It is what it is, my friend. Whatever you want it to be.
01:50:47
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We call it church around here.
01:50:53
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first weekly I get my weekly dose of Glick.
01:51:01
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Forgive me Glick for have sin. No worries. ah Oh my fuck. 14 Glicks and
01:51:14
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so but it's a branch of Sorry, like, I have since. branch of Catholicism. were tattooing yourself again no that's not it time hey thank you motion definitely not me and family stop clicking yourself brittany Two Glicks, one cup.
01:51:49
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Oh my god. You thought it was going to one
01:52:00
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into Glick Cocky.
01:52:04
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you thought it was joke military you thought it was going to be one joke and then it turned into blakacky
01:52:14
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It's a full-blown click hockey Oh my I'll stop I promise No, i don't care won't, and no, we We're gonna keep it
01:52:37
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but here but
01:52:46
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ah like So I might agree regret do this or not. She seems cool.
01:53:07
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i have assume seems
01:53:22
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Dude, just fucking show us already. Just get Glick. Why don't you go and get Glick, Brittany?
01:53:31
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Maybe tomorrow.
01:53:35
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Yeah, Glick me, Daddy. What the fuck did you just say, you crazy bitch? Just go. Wesley's still in here. Shut up.
01:53:47
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I'm just saying. i mean, he might be down. He might be... He might be into it So
01:53:55
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like but ahkaki oh what about like like oh ah so funny story that's why of my that's that's
01:54:09
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that's um my facebook name is is look really Yeah, because I was out one night two years back, several years back, some odd years back, seeing a band that I was friends with. oh chay I'm a goddamn T-Rex.
01:54:32
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and That was a solid I turned into a fucking T-Rex. So there was a susan there was an older lady there. Fine-ass older lady. Attractive, but not.
01:54:44
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And she was like, what's your name is? I'm like, Wic.
01:54:52
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She's like, is that really your name? And I'm like, yeah, that's my name. So we were talking to bullshitting her friend and her friend's husband and and her boyfriend or whatever this guy was. We were all kind of hanging out bullshitting while the band was taking a break.
01:55:06
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And she was like, oh my God, are you on Facebook? And I'm like, yeah. And she was like, Your name on Facebook Should be Glick Glick Like Click Click Boom the song Have you ever heard of it? i'm like It's Paul I was like yes I've heard of it So I pulled it up and she's like Let me see your phone And she changed my name on my phone to Glick Glick on my Facebook And I'm just too lazy to fucking change it So it's click if it's just click, click. so you learned From this random lady that you met at a her and hurt Her and her friend and their and they' and they' man friends, their their acquaintances, they laughed and laughed.
01:55:49
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Even to the point where I was like hanging out with the band and I was hanging out over by the band when they were playing and stuff. And she would go, like click, click them. And I'm like, oh, my God.
01:56:01
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And I'm just too lazy to change it. So my Facebook is Glick Glick. Because Glick Glick Glick. That's usually. both the wrong time That's about the extent of my sex life too.
01:56:12
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One Glick, two Glick, boom. I'm done. Don't know about you. But high five. Good game.
01:56:22
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I do fist bumps. Ask Wesley. you know i so I do the good game. Slap on the ass. Good game. Oh, and then, never mind. This might be too far. No, no, no, no, you started it.
01:56:37
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There's a little smiley face on the butt cheek with...
01:56:43
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With a what? A dildo? With the tip. With the tip. After we're done.
01:56:54
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You're fucking weird. Head into Walmart. That's a 12-pack of Miller Lite, buddy. Thank you, Chris.
01:57:03
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Sorry to throw your business out there, dude. Sorry. My business, too. Please say big box of condoms and a safety pin, please.
01:57:17
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Wes was like 30 minutes ago. we was like, fuck this shit. I'm out.
01:57:23
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Dude, he says that, too. He says that. That's like one of his main sayings. He's like, fuck this shit. I'm out. That's crazy. what New song from Devo.
01:57:33
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Just click it. but what They remixed and remastered their their hit song. yeah so If somebody's going to Walmart, if they wouldn't mind picking me up a um ah homeless racist Karen,
01:57:50
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but i could I really need a team. You can find them at any Walmart. no
01:57:59
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Either that or like
01:58:04
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Target.
01:58:08
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They're a little bit fancier though. Yeah, I don't like to pay much for my Karens. I just like to click up their face.
01:58:18
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Seriously? See? You said you I know. i Trust me. I know Untrackable. Untrackable is like, fuck it. I'm in the Glick train and we're riding this train all night. We're going to have fun with it.
01:58:36
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Blaze is on there. Blaze is just as bad. i You see Blaze in the chat. know. He is. i know. He's just as bad. Y'all are like my big brothers just fucking with me super hard. I don't know.
01:58:52
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no know yeah no i yeah though i love you i love fucking with you i think you're i think you're i think you're fucking awesome um that first night you came up here i was like oh she's like a little sister she's adorable and i want to punch her in the face but i'll also protect her at the same time
01:59:10
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nobody else can pun you in mutual but else could punch her in the face god
01:59:18
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Well, I appreciate that. I feel it in my heart. Like, sometimes I feel bad when I fuck with you because I'm like, shut your whore mouth, winch! And I'm like, ooh, that was kind of... Was that a little too hard?
01:59:33
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And then I'm like, fuck her feelings. She'll get her on it. You have no idea of some of the things that I've heard, so it's whatever. Like, this is weeks off.
01:59:47
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There's something to be said when you meet strangers, no matter how you meet them, whether it's out in public or at work or here on this internet verse where we get to do this.
01:59:59
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But there's something when with within a minute, you're like, oh my God, complete me. Yeah. You fucking complete me.
02:00:12
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Yeah. That's what's cool, man. I mean, that's like lot of untrackable, man. Untrackable is like our brother, dude. Like, we love the hell out of untrackable. And he came up here randomly one night out of fucking nowhere, and he was just hanging out in his garage. What's up, fellas?
02:00:31
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I'm untrackable. We just started hanging out, man. That's that's our guy. chris technician Chris Technician has been my guy for fucking close to 15 years now.
02:00:42
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Dang, Charlie. We ain't never met in person. Moe Dogg, he's that guy too. Yeah, I was about say Moe Dogg. He ain't never been up here.
02:00:54
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He said Donkey Punch. you
02:01:00
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Hey, what? Dude, to try the combination. Donkey Punch, Bronco Rider.
02:01:08
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Game changer, my friend. Show it. you How you doing? You want the Bronco? Donkey punch? No. You know what a donkey punch is?
02:01:20
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Yeah. i you know don'tpa di i did Do you know what a donkey punch
02:01:26
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is? Just fucking say it. Oh, in a sexual way? No. I didn't know there was a sexual... Right yeah right right before you click yourself or click her,
02:01:39
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punch it right in the jaw from behind. You hit right in the jaw from behind. Fucking shit tightens up. How do you donkey punch from behind? That's just like uppercut. That's just what it's called. It's just called a donkey punch. Right before you click.
02:01:56
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And that shit tightens up. But the Bronco rider is when you lean forward And you whisper another girl's name in her ear. So she starts bucking around and going crazy. And then you bang. It's a combination. One, two.
02:02:09
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Woo! Game changer, ladies and gentlemen. I'm just saying. I've never tried it. I've just heard stories. might an urban lunch What I would do, I would fucking, like, lift up my heel. I have long ass legs. So I'd fucking, like, heal you in the butthole.
02:02:28
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so fucking hard. But you might like that. She has no idea what the donkey punch is No, I don't know. You whisper another name, you hold on for eight seconds, or you whisper that name, you get a good couple seconds in right before you nut, crack.
02:02:44
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It's a combination. urban I think it's over-legting. I don't know if any guys actually pulled it off yet or not, but I'm just saying.
02:02:55
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i've heard I've heard stories. um I'm saying love is a two-way street. So, yes, I've heard of the donkey punch and the tightening cuff.
02:03:07
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but But but if if i'm if I'm handling business and you just randomly like throw that heel up and kick me in my lower back, you know I already have back pain. ah yeah The only way I would do that, if you do the donkey punch shit... Oh, God.
02:03:29
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It would just happen. but Because I'm going to lose all control and now I can't walk. You know what saying?
02:03:41
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I'm going to click. If you don't keep punched just right, you're not going to be able to react with your heel to the butthole or the middle of the back. I'm just saying. If he does it right, it's game over.
02:03:56
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You're tightened up. You're tense. You're tense. You just got glitched. ah okay If you do it wrong, it's ah domestic violence.
02:04:11
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That's what I'm saying, man try Try explaining that to the judge. and so yes So I was getting it really good. decided to clock in the head.
02:04:28
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and She kicked me in the back. It was a good time. so so If you send me to jail, you're just creating another fatherless child. Who's that bad in this situation?
02:04:46
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You or her? i mean You did hit her. in that You did rock her in the side of the head. but She kicked you. i mean it's you know i mean Two rights make a The scales are rocking. Yeah, yeah two two wrongs make ah make a left in this situation.
02:05:02
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i just I mean, Your Honor, Your Honor, have you ever seen the movie Avatar? Our hair was connected. all you all you have to All you have to say when you go in front of the judge, and he'll 100% understand this, the glickening was happening.
02:05:20
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And they'll go, you know what? I should have fucking known you were going to say some dumbass shit like that. You're free to All charges are dropped. I fully understand. You click that bitch right next time.
02:05:32
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Don't let her kick you. It's going to be like in the laws. Like the law books. Like the clickening. You can get away with everything. yeah it's it's It's that Joker card. It's the wild card. If you're ever just clickening. All right. I'll take it then. But...
02:05:50
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yeah not to brily This ah this isn this isn't one-sided. Women can use it too. This Glick thing is not one-sided. Women can use it too. It's it's it's multidimensional.
02:06:03
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enough for I appreciate it. If anybody ever does, you know that a judge of the law read the fine print because they are the ones that have make the the decision.
02:06:21
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So you don't have to read the fine print. You just have to... Or the lawyer. I mean, I'll just put it out there. If there's any ladies that want to glick me upright, feel free. Sign up, man. There's a sign-up sheet right outside the front door. Come and glick me up. Sometimes. Sometimes.
02:06:40
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sure I'm down for glickening. I'm just saying. Welcome back, Johnny. Johnny Jones back in the building. I i can smell you from here, man. like I just got my shit together. I just ran into the water.
02:07:01
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Johnny had to go flick himself. Wash his balls. He had to go flick himself.
02:07:09
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What's going on, guys? You got a sexy-ass fucking voice, Moe Dog. know I just came up here to say this poor girl don't know what the fuck she's into with all this glick shit tonight, man. You do the donkey punch wrong, Untrackable already said it, man. You do the donkey punch wrong, and it could be five to fucking ten in the pen, man. Oh, shit.
02:07:33
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but Trust me, I teach i teach courses. You can come down to the Glick Dojo and I'll teach everybody how to properly execute the Glick. I can do it too if I put a strap on. I'm a 17th degree Glick belt. Glick belt. I'm a master Glick artist. can't.
02:07:50
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let's know i'm a master i'm a master g click artist yeah I don't think anybody else heard that except for Untrackable.
02:08:03
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I don't discriminate. said I could do it too if I put a strap on. heard you. You're just not ready. You're just not ready. You're not ready, young Anakin. How do you know? I mean, can't go for it.
02:08:16
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just not ready young anekin know i mean i could A strap on also. I could do too. Oh my gosh. The visual right now.
02:08:29
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79 pounds soaking wet. You coming to man with a strap on on? better be carrying glick glick you well, man. That's right. seventy nine pound soak can what coming to mindcri you coming a man with a strap on on you better be fucking you better be carrying a glick glick on you as well man and right but
02:08:54
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click click could click click but the glitch the glitch the glitcher nixon no oh my god he said i i i played glick in court and it worked i
02:09:14
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um don't even know how i found this stream but it's true law
02:09:21
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but dog looking is happening and i like that hey yeah just Just look back at Bill Glick. I did not have sexual relations with that woman.
02:09:38
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I did not give her the full Glickening. it was only a partial Glickening. The stain on the breast is different though, man.
02:09:49
Speaker
This is becoming stupid. He wants his porn stash back, no three
02:09:59
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man. Stupid. It's like a presidential version of smell my fingers. You know what I'm saying? You can't say I didn't do it. I got that. I got that.
02:10:15
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Smell fingers, bitch. I think you lost Wes about 45 minutes ago. Oh, That's the old Glicker.
02:10:26
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shit That's the old Glicker. Give her the old Glicker.
02:10:33
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And if you're feeling extra fishy. Probably for the best, to be honest. If you're feeling extra. That is an raggedy ass pussy.
02:10:41
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that is a ragged the asma but Yeah, she just turned 17 on May the 5th. And if you're if you're feeling if you're feeling extra froggy, you can give her the minivan.
02:10:54
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You know what minivan is, Brittany?
02:10:58
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Do have one on all? just Just fucking say it. I don't know what it is. Two in the front, five in the back.
02:11:11
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No, thank you, sir. That's your old minivan right there. That's going to be a love for me, dog. and If you do it properly, you'll look like a ninja when you do it.
02:11:25
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How can get that mini in the back? Don't you worry about it. Practice. That's freaking asshole, dude.
02:11:38
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big as she's a car down You got a snort gotta to snort really hard like that. Shut up! Don't make fun of my snort.
02:11:51
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Just relax and let it happen. No! No! That's not letting it happen. and the glis mini hand Everything will be fine.
02:12:05
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I've never been a fan of the one with that fucking white windowless van that says free hugs on the side and shit. Cruises around neighborhood. Yeah. thanks Pretty much. Free puppies inside. Free kittens, free candy.
02:12:17
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I drive around certain neighborhoods. Free beer, free beer. ah That one might get me. i never look for That one could get me.
02:12:31
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If I ever get kidnapped, look for the van that says free beer because that's where I'm at. that hasappoint Where's the beer? thought there was beer here. speak and believe it then i rolled and Then I hit him with the Uno reverse card.
02:12:44
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Boom. Now you fuckers are getting glicked. You thought you were going to fuck me? No, I'm going to glick you. He's going to leave his DNA all up inside that motherfucker. Lorenzo is going to show up and he's going to be like, there's DNA everywhere.
02:13:01
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like I know I like that. The black light? Yeah. Was Diddy a black motherfucker? Oh,
02:13:12
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i mean Imagine getting rescued Delta Force after seven years and the first thing you say is, what what do you guys, what what why did you take me away?
02:13:26
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I was getting glicked so good. Top notch glick, man. Top notch glick. You get kidnapped and you tell your kidnappers, I'm not stuck i'm not trapped here with you.
02:13:41
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You're trapped here with me. It's the glickening.
02:13:46
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They're like, what the fuck is happening? Oh, you know. They do this for you every day. They're like, hey, I used to pay for this on the street. You know what I'm saying?
02:14:03
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What's that one movie where they have that day or whatever where everybody can go out and like kill each other and shit? Burger. Burger. The Purge. Okay, so we'll have the Glickening. I was scared where the fuck she was going to go with that, man.
02:14:19
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Glickening the Purge. Like, where the f fuck's your mind going, girl? There's chickens everywhere. This woman's got ideas. I do. Glickening dinner.
02:14:31
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Oh, God.
02:14:34
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I like but that. It's barely been two hours, but yeah, we are still going.
02:14:47
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what but that's shit That's why Johnny had to go get a fucking shower, man. Johnny had to go get a goddamn full shower. had to clean himself up, man. He clicked himself off in the shower.
02:15:01
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Got to wash it away, man. That's what took him so long. Johnny's a chronic dicker. Once, twice, three times the charm, four times makes it even. There you He's only number 10 in the 12-step what do you think Why do you think his mustache curls like that?
02:15:20
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yeah
02:15:23
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It's a secret ingredient. The tip of your fucking heart is rock, Brittany. Don't be mad. That better me. but can i better me They stand up all on their own.
02:15:36
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When you tie your hair up on the back of your head like that, it's just the handlebar for getting glicked, you know? and yeah and yeah <unk>s going to shave his must that shop now What but what which you don't but you guys don't know is that johnny is my finest pupil and the g click do joe
02:16:00
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oh he's my he's my number one star Oh, okay. well he yeah That means that means what? he's got He's got a white belt then, right? Oh, holy he's got a white belt, all right. And a white mustache. I have to learn.
02:16:17
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It's the opposite of the Glick Studio. White belt is the pinnacle, man. Yeah. I have much to learn every time it's crucial.
02:16:27
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Click on. Click um click ah click um on. on. Oh, God. All right. I do like that one. I'll give you that. That's fucking great.
02:16:39
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That reminds me of that a movie Kingpin, where, you know, when they eat the Amish people and it's like, yeah, I milked the cows and it's got the milk on the table. It's like, but wait, we don't have any cows. We just got the bull. Yeah.
02:16:56
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This the thickest fucking milk I ever drank, man. I don't know why only have one other. And it tastes like pineapples. And it's really salty.
02:17:06
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It's high in protein. It's good for you. What do you guys feed your cows to make the milk this salty?
02:17:21
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Gross. Well, listen, man. I just jumped up and said, hey, man. Thanks for letting me up. We appreciate you jumping in and saying hello, MoDog. We love having me in the chat, man. You're cool as hell. Appreciate it. You found us and you popped in. Yeah, I come up more often, man.
02:17:35
Speaker
I just got some shit. you're always one Cool. Appreciate it, man. See you guys. but but the Good night, brother. Good to see you. Ciao.
02:17:47
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I like MoDog. I like me some MoDog.
02:17:52
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His voice is like fucking smooth as hell too, right? Yeah.
02:17:59
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Glizz the van. Glizzy Glick. lyn thats going to be a thing Oh, God. Glizzy Glick in the building. That's my rapper name.
02:18:11
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Glizzy Glick. do Yo, yo, yo. I rap all the time. Yo, yo, yo. It's Glizzy Glick. I rap all the time. It should probably be a crime.
02:18:25
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um That's all I got. that' is all i That's all I got. sad team time go jump and insult Probably should for masturbation. never repeat that over i can i can i can actually actually not now that's fucking great but only click would be a word for masturbation but
02:18:52
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pardon me again pardon me but Pardon me while I go click off I'll be right back Wes just He texted with me on a little while ago And said he He said sounds like you already had a glicking but Maybe It's fucking starting You got a girlfriend bitch Mind your business I'm just kidding i have no idea what's going on No that wasn't That's not him I don't think I don't think I don't think her dad took a vibrator on my phone glicking is on my phone that's awesome her dad took a vibrator she can't click herself off anymore I ain't so yeah I was thinking of I was thinking of another click word I swear to god it's on the tip of my tongue yeah
02:19:52
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Glickerbation.
02:19:59
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There'll be no Glickerbating in this house, Brittany. Yeah, he did. yeah he did He threw it away. and thank I can't find it anywhere.
02:20:14
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You know they have stores where you can buy more, right? I'm going to. oh Don't drink the milk. Don't drink the milk. It's one of those ones with the buttons where like yeah or you who online like somebody else can't control it. you know If you go to a store, you go online, I'll make a suggestion for you and you'll thank me later for this. and Any ladies out there listening, you will thank me later for this one.
02:20:42
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It's called the Pussifier. Not the Glickifier. it's it's called the pussifier not thelikafi I mean, I haven't made the Glickifier yet. get you get just Get yourself to Pussifier.
02:20:57
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i think that's what it's called. if you need If you need a visual, I'll send you a picture of it. Don't look like much. It don't look like much. God damn, does that thing fucking hey'll ruin your weekend plans. I'm just saying. You're not getting out of bed.
02:21:12
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That's all right. I'm just saying, ladies, you're welcome.
02:21:19
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Actually, it's literally called the Pussifier. Yeah, I think that's what it's called. I gotta i gotta to go get in my door and see. Oh, Lord have mercy on me.
02:21:31
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Make him me look me up right now.
02:21:37
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Babe, you're not having fun. i don't know what you're doing. Fuck it, right?
02:21:48
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Shit.
02:21:51
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Oh, man. post her There's a band
02:21:59
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from an American rock group from Los Angeles.
02:22:05
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i Nope. It's not the right thing. Hold on a second. Let me go. Let me go look and see what it's called.
02:22:15
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that's I appreciate it. I'm helping a sister out. Oh, sorry. I'm sorry. Don't look like much. Don't look like much. Just don't go in. It's the Satisfyer.
02:22:27
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The Satisfyer. S-A-T. had Satisfyer. It was like thing.
02:22:33
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and yeah look like much just don't go in win it's ah it's ah it's the satisfy satisfy s a i had a fire
02:22:47
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like a klitsucker thing We're going way too deep from this. I need to shut up. fact album them and I'm just helping the ladies. I'm just here for the ladies. It's the Glickifier.
02:23:01
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but No. Oh, it exists. It exists. Yeah, it's real thing. I'm not a fan. It's a real thing. You're a goddamn liar.
02:23:16
Speaker
Make your own line of dildos and shit. You know how disappointing that would be? just I molded my wiener. but I didn't say mold your wiener. What am I supposed to do? Pick my teeth with this?
02:23:34
Speaker
Get some titties. Get some tests on different different ones. And figure out which ones are best ones. A whole bunch of slink does.
02:23:45
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Me and my Me and a girlfriend went through an adult shop back in the day and we were looking to you get play things if you will and Well that's what couples do when they go to a sex toy shop Yeah it was fun and um Either that or bongs.
02:24:16
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And so there's these. Hold on. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. Please finish. Oh, yeah. There's these phalluses that, you know, werere you know butre we're we're walking around shopping. It's not like that was necessarily what we were looking for, but we we were looking at everything they and And they they have names to them. So, you know, there's the BBC and stuff like this.
02:24:46
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And she saw one and she looked at me and I come from an Irish background, but she saw this thing on the shelf and it said the the Latin Prince. And she said, that that looks like yours. And I was like, I'll take that as a compliment. Perfect.
02:25:07
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taylor usually take them car You got to take them compliments where you can get them at the end of the day, man. right tried guys I tried to convince my... my my So, you know, obviously when you go to those shops, it's enhancements. This is the thing that kills me about some dudes, some guys.
02:25:36
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some guys are like o the girls got baby what a bitch and it's just like oh do you realize like how much like They're not replacements, man. They're enhancement tools. Exactly. Don't do that again and agree with me. Don't ever go, hmm, that's weird.
02:25:58
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yeah All I can say. Whoa. I talk with my hands, man. I'm sorry. This is a replacement tool. That is not an enhancement tool. No, no, no, no, no. no no I'm tiny. I cannot take that. but poor Poor Mandy. My sister my older sister in here. She's like, I love you, bro.
02:26:29
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no thing like When you go to those stores, man, it's it's it's all about the experience and and enhancing it and having fun and and and and all that stuff. I used to live across from a Red Light District Where they had all that shit.
02:26:46
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The red light district is where the hookers work.
02:26:51
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Yeah. And then red light.
02:26:58
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man If I needed anything I could go across the street man boom Yeah exactly man don't Don't be shy man And in it yo when you're in one of them shops And your girl's like hey That's kind of like yours Well I mean depending upon the situation Yeah right like Some of them toys are like really I'm out to um now other toys. I mean, sometimes, okay, from a girl's perspective, sometimes the little bullet ones are not bad.
02:27:35
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Oh, bullets are great. like Yeah. The ones with the remotes where the guy can control it and like get it whenever. ah the The cool thing about bullets is because they can they they are multi... They're like the Swiss Army knife of sex toys. Basically, yeah. Because you can, you can or the Transformers of sex toys for that matter, because you combine them you can combine them with other toys. The Glickformers?
02:28:08
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Yeah, Glickformers. This is a sex toy Glickformers. I like that you're using it. You you tried to. I hate it. I fucking hate it. Yeah, yeah, yeah. You can use it with like the little bunny rabbits.
02:28:22
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and and and all kinds of different things. So, I mean, don't sleep on the bullet, man. Don't hate on the bullet. I lost and and i lost that bowling game when I used If you use the bullet right, nobody's sleeping because bullet... Well, to, like... We were going bowling, and, like...
02:28:49
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my ex put the button on right when I would go to throw the ball and it would fuck me all up. oh Yeah.
02:29:02
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So, yeah. That's okay. ah Just like I said about being married for a long time. okay but we We have a pretty steep staircase that goes up into like the bonus room and that's where we had our TV for a long time.
02:29:18
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And here I am carrying both of our dinners and my wife decided to poke her finger into my asshole oh my god you just don't do that without warning somebody and you just don't yeah and and rather than have a story for you know about that and and rather than drop like $40 worth of takeout food.
02:29:46
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oh i think i so I think I slipped a disc and jizzed in my pants at the same time. hey had your card order You had your party.
02:29:57
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yes all right I have a story about... but was like As soon as this movie comes on, I'm falling asleep. So I'm going just call Wesley out. He poked me in the booty hole one time and I farted him. And then he asked me to marry him.
02:30:13
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Was it a loud fart or was it just like was a pretty one, yeah.
02:30:22
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little loud or is it just like a and was it wasn' a pretty big one yeah she She's a keeper.
02:30:36
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and then there are the proposed couple words I didn't mean to. we Now we know what Wesley's kink, my kink is one of my clothes.
02:30:47
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And Wesley's like, I want a bitch that's going to fart on me. who Fart on me, mommy. What did you want to do?
02:30:59
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He's not even in here. I'm going to tell him about this. He's going to be so mad. But no, if he was in here, he'd probably tell that story too. Oh.
02:31:10
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Fucker. didn't propose what?
02:31:17
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but do what I said this is by far one of the most entertaining places I've been on here all week yeah and on here all week. I tried warning you guys a few weeks back, man.
02:31:36
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Single Flick is a different monster. um I needed to take Licks like this. Single Flick is a goddamn menace. and and And I'm I'm still trying to figure out how I feel about single glitch. 100 miles an hour. Let's fucking hit this wall, bitches. Let's go. You know what?
02:32:02
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I think I'll crack open it. Love you, big bro.
02:32:12
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Oh, my God.
02:32:15
Speaker
just can't wait. What time is it? Oh, I guess it's not. I must smoke some more weed. Let's go. Shocking.
02:32:25
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It's Saturday. Saturday. would what yeah choose for the rest what is your excuse for the rest of the
02:32:38
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you know are I think it was the 4th of July.
02:32:48
Speaker
Oh, shit. Just smoke a little bit more on the weekends. Great, what y'all mean?
02:32:58
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you're still smoke every day, yeah. Hey,
02:33:04
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hey, hey. Smoke weed every day. Smoke weed every Oh, if if I didn't, would eat your meal. yeah right original but i feel you no for real i am technically only in this house because they know how to take care of my shit and only in this house because they take care of they know do you in a goddamn group home oh shit i'm gonna feel bad if you say yeah no
02:33:35
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No. I was about to say, like, dude. After 14 brain surgeries, I'm a medical anomaly. They're asking me to tell them my symptoms. Hold the fuck on. You've had 14 brain surgeries, bro?
02:33:48
Speaker
And I still have an orange-sized cyst in my brainstem, yeah. What the fuck is that?
02:33:56
Speaker
cyst? Oh, yeah. He did bring that up the other night. yeah Yeah. Let me make sure you're real. Don't have two fingers, son. but ba finger They don't know what's going on with me. They want me to tell them.
02:34:12
Speaker
Throw up two fingers, Bradley, so that I know that she'll free you. I see you've got your camera on it. Okay. um I feel like this is from the Shaman Chakaverse. Bradley, what's going on? I think I've been over here before.
02:34:29
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What's going on in Tracking? No. No. No, we're having it. Who's stream are you from, Bradley? Yo, on track, I've got a question for you.
02:34:41
Speaker
Oh, you're on track? Yeah. but I'm just wondering, why won't Jeff wolf let me on the show anymore? What the heck's going That guy with the antlers?
02:34:54
Speaker
I do something on the show or something? he just doesn't you know <unk> one doesn't like me no more or something? that I don't know. I mean, honestly, dude, I can't and answer any questions like that because you anybody that sees me online,
02:35:10
Speaker
Just know that I am either hammered or in the process of getting hammered. I can't speak for anyone else. So I cannot protect you, bro.
02:35:22
Speaker
I tried to ask him. him big you i don't know He didn't answer. So I don't know. He just won't let me on or anything. So I don't know what the deal is. there So I thought maybe you knew if he said something or whatever. I don't know. of That guy's stream.
02:35:35
Speaker
I don't ask questions. I might just not answer questions. So, hey, if ah being you is a problem for other people, oh that that's between you and other people. and It's got nothing to do with you. Paul and y'all. Yeah,
02:35:54
Speaker
yeah i don't know. Just... Just in case if I missed something. i don't know if I missed something. If he said, oh, that Brad guy did this high and I ain't letting him on. them I don't know. I don't know. thought it was just a special day the one time. It was Cinco de Mayo. I just wanted to come on and say happy Cinco de Mayo. was like, oh, not today.
02:36:12
Speaker
and I'm like, okay, whatever. And then... That's my cat's birthday. Oh. That's cool. little bit. she turned seventeen all better Your pooter's old as fuck.
02:36:29
Speaker
My person is old.
02:36:33
Speaker
I can't believe I just said that. time and as And as we've already discussed earlier in the show, anything that is said or done on this network is property of me, so I can do whatever I please with it. You make a fucking clip of me saying that I swear to the wall. You have become a clip ah Actually, I'm going to write that down so I don't forget.
02:37:06
Speaker
I'm going to put... it
02:37:09
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and my in my crazy notebook, I'm going to spell your name on purpose on wrong. I'm going to put... Quiggy's... can Old-ass pussy.
02:37:20
Speaker
Holy shit. Actually, I'm going to put old-ass pussy. What's the time stamp? Dude, whatever, man. thirty six ye It's in my notebook.
02:37:35
Speaker
it's going to happen books in play touch That's my guy! Fuck both of y'all!
02:37:51
Speaker
okay Blaze and I live rent-free in each other's heads all day, early. Denny's? Hell yeah, could you get a grand slam? I want some Denny's.
02:38:04
Speaker
Bruce, yo. We don't have any Denny's here anymore. All of them closed down. there at midnight and When you're stoned as fuck. I still like some jennies.
02:38:18
Speaker
I've never been the kind to do that. I go to chain places. um I like Cracker Barrel. That's my favorite.
02:38:29
Speaker
Cracker. That's my spot. Cracker Barrel. Cracker Barrel. they for a cracking you he's doing a cracker bear Whatever, y'all.
02:38:41
Speaker
Why am I like... I went to Target every time. think it came to mind, man. My pussy is old. Can you take that down, please? No.
02:38:54
Speaker
No. Fuck all of you.
02:39:04
Speaker
thank like to all of you Pussy used to be a caracol, but now it's just all gray. over you
02:39:17
Speaker
Pussy is gray. She is really gray. you please Leather wallet? Leather wallet? That literally is gray. it's because that literally is gray Oh, gray pussy, she ate what she used to be. Hey, what the tragic she used to be.
02:39:46
Speaker
It's not because it's old. It's because it got the Krispy Kreme treatment. You know what shela My grandpa wanted my middle name to be Krispy so he could call me Krispy Kreme.
02:39:59
Speaker
Blaze, Blaze, bro, you are obsessed with this picture of me. Blaze is obsessed with with high but this picture of high glick. Did you see that in our group chat, Britt?
02:40:12
Speaker
Britt, did you see that picture in our group chat? Let check. When I cream pie a burn victim, it's called Krispy Kreme. Holy fuck. That's fucking great. Seriously? Blaze loves that goddamn picture of high glick.
02:40:32
Speaker
Do we still have it saved in the in the media files? i't I'm not proud, but I did just save it. I saved it too.
02:40:45
Speaker
That's amazing. Blaze, pop it in the... and Upload that you dude. I've done gummies twice in my life. The first time was fan-freaking-tastic the second time I thought I was gonna die I told you guys this story before I thought I was gonna fucking die and then second gear kicked in and it was fucking amazing i'm good I never want to do gummies again. I don't do drugs. I don't smoke oh I got this from candy bar.
02:41:13
Speaker
Oh, go ahead. I'm sorry and and but But Blaze has this picture of me that he has photoshopped so many times. that went And he fucking loves it.
02:41:25
Speaker
Because he's just like, Glick is so high in this picture. And I was. I was fucking destroyed. Mind you.
02:41:34
Speaker
mind you I had puked my guts out. I think I died and I was resurrected. And then I like came out here and I laid on the bed and I'm just like, this is the worst experience. hello. Hello.
02:41:48
Speaker
This is awesome. I'm hungry. and ah That's usually how it works. yeah I was just eating everything, man. I made a peanut butter, banana, and potato chip sandwiches.
02:42:04
Speaker
Like Elvis? no yeah Yeah, man. Peanut butter and banana, you can't go wrong with Elvis. That was his favorite meal. Another thing you should try, and don't knock until you try it,
02:42:17
Speaker
This is a quick original. Peanut butter and tomato sandwich. Okay, I don't know. No, I'm good, dude. Don't shut your whore mouth. Or what? What are you going to fucking do? You going to donkey punch me? No. God, no.
02:42:32
Speaker
no god know I'm not from know me, but I'm not from Alabama.
02:42:43
Speaker
My grandpa's from Alabama. Fuck off, bitch. Who's my sister health my sister yeah sister? Who's my sister? Yeah. What's that? do Why did you think you were going to die? Was your heart pounding?
02:42:58
Speaker
Oh, my God. So check this out.
Experiences with Edibles and Humor
02:43:00
Speaker
So we were doing a Saturday night show. my ex my ex gave me a gummy right as we started the show we barely made it through the first hour and i'm like guys we got to take a break because we typically take breaks we haven't taken a break tonight because tonight's just been 100 off the rails um which is awesome uh but uh so i'll be like guys we got to take a break and this is my couple two former co-hosts i already know this is brian
02:43:30
Speaker
don't even have to do the rules with Brian. What's up, you sexy, beautiful Mexican? I'm doing well. You dumbfounded Wookiee. How are you? Happy day. What up, dude?
02:43:43
Speaker
So we're like an hour into the show, and I'm like, guys, i we're going to take a break. We'll be right back. and And I get up because I'm like holding back, throwing up. I can feel it.
02:43:55
Speaker
And so I actually i shut my laptop down. And I went. And I threw up for like 30, 45 minutes, man. I threw up. And then I crawled in the bathtub. I literally crawled in the bathtub and turned the water on.
02:44:10
Speaker
And like two hours later, because this is how much my ex gave a shit about me. Like two hours later, she found me in the bathtub. Why is that everybody's place to go to?
02:44:21
Speaker
It's the bathtub. That's my opinion. Because... Yeah, that's, dude, because you can you goingnna have hot water. you can if you're If you're cold, you can get warm. If you're hot, you can get cool. I've heard so many stories and people ending up in the bathtub. Yeah, if you gotta take a shit, you you take a shit in the bathtub. So, like, ah like she comes back and she's like, what the fuck is wrong with you? And I'm like, a goddamn gummy. I think I'm dying.
02:44:50
Speaker
Yeah, gummies will fuck you up. so like i get out i So I get out of the tub, I put on a pair of boxers, and i'm laying in bed, and she's like, oh, my God, are you all right? What happened? I'm like, I don't fucking know.
02:45:02
Speaker
You know more about this shit than I fucking know because this is only the second time I've ever done a gummy. You're experienced in this world. burn Am I dying? You tell me what's happening.
02:45:14
Speaker
I had an experience with that. and like and And then like 15 minutes later, I shifted gears and it was just like. Then you were hungry. Yeah. And then I was like, I'm fucking hungry. Were you glued to the couch?
02:45:32
Speaker
no, no. no i went have So I went out to the kitchen and I made some food. I don't remember what I made. And I came back to the bedroom and I sat on the i sat on the on the bed and then we were watching TV and I'm like, how feel fucking great. I'm i'm eating my food and I got done eating it. I'm like, I'm still hungry.
02:45:49
Speaker
So I just went out to the kitchen and I found more shit to eat, which was the sandwiches, 37 sandwiches and a bag of vegetables. And I come back into the bedroom and my ex's son is a bit of a stoner as well. You're making me hungry.
02:46:03
Speaker
And it she was like, and I'm standing beside the bed with this mountain of sandwich and and a family-sized bag of veggie straws. And she's like, you feel good about yourself?
02:46:15
Speaker
And I'm like, yeah. And the next thing I know, she's taking a picture. And it's become Blaze's favorite picture because I was so fucking high out of my goddamn board. And I was at my best.
02:46:27
Speaker
The first time I... different They're much different than smoking. My aunt's calling me full of the first The first time I had edibles, she gave me a quarter edible. And we were doing our show on a Saturday night.
02:46:39
Speaker
And I'm drinking. and And about an hour or so later, she's like, you feel anything? I'm like, no, I don't feel anything. She gives me another quarter. Half hour or so goes by, you feel anything? I'm like, man, I don't feel shit. She gives me another quarter. And I'm like, ah half hour, you feel it? No, I don't feel shit.
02:46:56
Speaker
Here's another quarter. Comes back a little. You feel anything? And I'm still drinking. Like, I'm slamming beers, and I'm with doing the show. We're having fun. I'm like, I don't feel shit. This gummy shit is fucking overrated, man.
02:47:07
Speaker
And she gives me half a gummy. And I'm like, all right, cool. So, you know, a little bit of time goes by, and she's like, how you feeling? I'm like, I don't know. She gives me the other half. And then we're getting ready to end the show because we were going to go see a friend of hers.
02:47:21
Speaker
And she's like, how you feeling? And I'm like, Actually, there's a clip on our social media because my old co-host, Tony D, my guy Tony D and Jeff. Danza?
02:47:33
Speaker
Nah, Tony D's... Brian knows Tony D. My bad. Hey. a They're like, you can't even get you can't even get up and walk right now, Glick, because I was feeling good as fuck.
02:47:45
Speaker
I got up and Rick Flair, I got up live while we were on the show and started doing Rick Flair struts. I'm strutting. Then you did the thing where Rick Flair, you know where Rick Flair gets pounded in the turnbuckle, but then he walks a little bit forward and he falls just on his face. because it but um I'm strutting. So we leave and we go to the bar and a friend of ours is a DJ at this bar where her friend works.
02:48:08
Speaker
And she props me up against the wall beside him and says, he's your problem. Babysit him. I'm high as hell. Loving life, dude. I am loving everything. Just fucking, man, everything is great. I'm thirsty as i'm thirsty as a motherfucker.
02:48:25
Speaker
So they're just like, they basically just hooked up a fucking Pepsi keg. and open the spout to my mouth, and I'm just drinking Pepsi's like like it ain't nobody's business.
02:48:38
Speaker
And I'm just fucking living my best goddamn life, bro. mean So I've had two experiences with gummies, and I'm like, I'm good. I don't need to do no more. I'm going to drink my beer, and I'm going to be happy. but I don't think I've had really strong gummies, but I had the, the edibles that I've had, like I recently got this chocolate bar and the guy was like, Oh, everybody says they can't get past a square or whatever. And an hour telling I was eating the shit out of that. I didn't do shit. go What?
02:49:09
Speaker
Yeah. yeah food Yeah. Chocolates. Yeah. A candy bar. Yeah. And, I don't, I think the, the milligrams is like 250 or something like that or something. i don't know. It,
02:49:20
Speaker
But I got this one cookie one time. it was a Cookie Monster cookie. had, like, frosting. It was really good. But I took a huge bite. And I think it was, like, 350 milligram or whatever.
02:49:32
Speaker
And it fucked me up really bad. was at Walmart. My heart was racing. Oh, fuck, bro. I thought I was going to die. i I mean, I wasn't that fucked up. Like, you know, knew what was going on. But just um my heart was racing so bad. I was worried, you know.
02:49:50
Speaker
they yeah They make me get the the shot, so I was worried about my heart. You don't want your heart doing that. Your heart's not supposed to be doing that. walked up a hill and my heart did the same thing. Your body's got to be used to it. That's because you're fat.
02:50:08
Speaker
the I don't even know how to recognize my own emotions. When something like that hits me, yeah I freak the fuck out. right yeah yeah You don't know. in Your mind can't do it. your mind they're my mind was the clock for heaven Your mind is a strong thing. Do you ever worry that you're going to manifest death, that your mind is so strong that you worry about dying so bad that it's just going to die?
02:50:36
Speaker
Oh, yeah. Then I realize I can do just the very opposite, too, with that strength. You keep yourself alive with your brain? Strong brain, keep me alive. No, quite literally, dude. Not quite literally. You start to go into the thumping and the blood pressure, you tell yourself you're going to fucking live and you'll be okay.
02:50:53
Speaker
yeah Oh, so you're saying that I should tell myself this. Say the fucking words. You're going to be okay. got more If it's that much, if you have to.
02:51:08
Speaker
Answer me this. Are you a doctor? Are you a doctor? No, do you admit? You don't know what the fuck you're talking about. Man, I know this much.
02:51:19
Speaker
That unless have shit going out of my brain that's leading me to the hospital, I'm gonna fucking be fine. That much I do know. I'm gonna fucking show Larry. I can't believe she fucking showed me. What do you know? Come on.
02:51:38
Speaker
Say the fucking words.
02:51:42
Speaker
Come on. on Reservoir Dogs? and budy Anybody?
02:51:53
Speaker
i got you i got i got you. I got you. I was struggling. I got you, man. Couldn't turn Cheetos the man. I do love me some... Sure thing, Mr. Pink.
02:52:07
Speaker
sure thing mr pink
02:52:11
Speaker
shot Nice guy Eddie. That's all I'm saying. Oh, me some good and Tarantino man. You know, what they call it quarter pounder in France.
02:52:23
Speaker
Royale with cheese. hey
02:52:29
Speaker
ah That's a great movie. Reservoir Dogs, Pulp Fiction and Hateful might be my three favorite Quentin Tarantino movies. And Hateful Eight gets a lot of hate.
02:52:41
Speaker
Did you know that Mr. Bond and and and what what do John Travolta's character?
Film Discussions and Tarantino's Influence
02:52:48
Speaker
Who's John Travolta in Pulp Fiction? John Travolta's character? What's that? Vinny?
02:52:53
Speaker
Vinny. Vincent. What's his name?
02:52:57
Speaker
It's right on the tip of my goddamn tongue. Vega. did you say? Yeah, Vinny Vega. Toothpick Vic, Mr. Blonde. Toothpick Vic, Vic Vega. They're brothers.
02:53:10
Speaker
He was going to make a movie with those two crazy assholes in it, which would have been great. I mean, like, Jackie Brown was good. i love Kill Bill. Oh.
02:53:22
Speaker
Yeah. Yeah. Kill Bill. I mean, <unk> I mean, what's not to like about Kill Bill? i mean Just Till Dawn. You know, it's great. He put himself in that movie and he's like, you know what? I think Selma Hayek should do a strip tease. And who should she do it to? you um Probably me. She was also in Desperado too.
02:53:41
Speaker
It should be me. She was in Desperado as well. So, i mean. And maybe when she's doing her little striptease, she can do a little thing with her foot. Maybe I'll drink a little something off her foot. That's just what normal striptease is doing, right? they and a lot of strippers want her to follow her seat. They're asking her questions, how she'd do it.
02:54:00
Speaker
It's a normal thing. Go her, Wild.
02:54:04
Speaker
but but Who here doesn't have a foot fetish? Come on.
02:54:09
Speaker
ain't that type of guy shit. I'll give a foot massage. I'm not, like, afraid of feet, but, you know. I mean, to be nice to somebody, yeah, but to be a roast, not me.
02:54:22
Speaker
Yeah, no, don't put it near my cooter or anything. You don't want to be toad? I'm bit of a... good on that. a bit of runner, so I really value my own feet. Well,
02:54:35
Speaker
um i'm a bit of a runner so i really ah really value my own people well i think I think it's very important to pay attention to other people's feet.
02:54:47
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and i know it's It's Brittany. This little piggy went to the market. No, the piggy doesn't go anywhere near the fucking market, okay? There is no roast beef. There is no motherfucking roast beef. I know where you're going with that.
02:55:12
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Oh, God. Look up, Brad. Oh, my
02:55:21
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God. The moment I heard roast beef, I'm like thinking of SNL. Oh, my God. I'm not scared of roast beef. I've been eating roast beef ever since my wife had the kid.
02:55:33
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oh my goodness. Sometimes before I eat a dip her pussy in a zoo sauce.
02:55:47
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bat italianion style is your yeah
02:55:54
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she just going sty yeah so here sometimes before i eat a girl out i dip her pussy and as you saw
02:56:07
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As long as it's Boar's head. It wasn't your answer, man.
02:56:19
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really getting into it tonight, man. Maybe? god This is why Jeff doesn't let me on the to to coordinat To quote somebody earlier, we're all explorers.
02:56:36
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Learners must be explored. and These are the voyages. What's going on with you, man?
02:56:48
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hecha Are you good, brother?
02:56:52
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Oh, yeah, I'm good. Hey, I love Scotto. Scotto's my dude. got but know I was just asking you in general if he was good. Is he good?
02:57:03
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want talk Good to fucking see you, Scotto, brother. look at Kitty. told you I had a great person. You'll be great. Oh, good.
02:57:16
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I just, so I had to drop a massive glick. It almost clogged up my plumbing. and And then I glicked myself, so I cleared my mind. it like most well your toile drop and You and then you glicked off. Hey, man, I feel you, bro. I feel you.
02:57:38
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Holy shit. Both you. aint What you doing? Both drains are clear. hold on little but we're good and like no No clogs in the drains. Either drains.
02:57:56
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I hate you so much. Shut up. good Or what? Do something about it. mean but who has kids My leg is bigger than you. Calm down.
02:58:11
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Thanks. Is that what do you mean by clogging the drain? Like a really big herd that you can't push out and you can start to worry that you... Shut up, bird. Oh, my God. I was asking. He said he clicked off.
02:58:28
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He said he clicked off, so I was making sure that line was clear. like you know, it was able to Do you ever have a red big bird and something sharp in it and you're afraid to push out because you're going to cut your ass open? No, nothing like that. I had avocado on my BLT so everything was smooth. Oh, Lord have mercy. I cannot with you, dude.
02:58:49
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so everything was smooth lord of mercy
02:58:58
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you um yes with you dude yeah just Just put some avocado on anything that's crispy and I swear to God you won't have a problem the next day. Slide right through like a water slide.
02:59:13
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That's how it works, bro. Avocado is my is my lord and savior. It's got that big nut in the middle. It gives me inspiration. I was waiting for you to say something about the fucking nut.
02:59:28
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I was waiting it. was waiting for it.
02:59:33
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That's a lot easier than what I do. if I just eat some avocado. It's a lot easier than sometimes right before I'm going to have a big shit, I'll lube up my asshole. still time You lube up your asshole before you take a shit? You don't even have to wipe. It just pumps right out.
02:59:54
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Like an overpowered water slide at Six Flags. I mean, if you're ever having a hard time, ill I'll give you a Latin prince animal. How about that? Oh, what's one of those?
03:00:06
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I hope it involves your tongue. I'll let this guy in here. Come on. This is... It's his fault. It's all Big J Ochre because it's his fault. I'm sorry.
03:00:18
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I'm going to check that advice out. I'm going to give it a try. I'm not going to lie. I think I'm going to give it a try. You gonna lube up your hassle before you take a shit?
03:00:31
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Okay. Let's do some water, basically. The avocado thing and the lube thing. Your shit is gonna come out like a potato can. and shit.
03:00:47
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How did we get here? Literally, that's what I'm gonna be saying. be Brian brian ryan is as as as the longest... longest i Brian's a part of the Nonsensical Network. Brian's my boy. This is my guy.
03:01:03
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but Brian, you'll understand this. We have ran the gambit tonight. We have... and We have replaced fuck with glick in the dictionary because glick can be used as a verb, a pronoun. It can be used in sexual references.
03:01:24
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It can be used in non-sexual references. It can be used. We were talking about sex toys earlier, and now apparently we're talking about people's fucking shit habits.
03:01:38
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So welcome to Saturday Night for anybody who's new here.
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03:01:41
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And if you're new here, I apologize um because we actually have we actually have some great content here on the Nonsensical Network. And if you go to bio.org slash Nonsensical Network and click those likes and give us a follow, give us a like, and give us a share, you'll get to see all the content that we have from me interviewing musicians and hanging out and having a good time, to Blaze and Michael Copenhagen, we're hanging out talking about movies, to Sundays with sports and some Saturdays talking wrestling. and
03:02:12
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And Wally doing racing and reptiles. And then there's Saturday night. There's Saturday night. And miss a to you heart I have providing a service out there. There's a lot of people out there that don't have a lot of time. You know, they're busy at work. And yeah they got to take a dump. And what are you to That could take a half an hour, in not longer. you go do Just get an avocado. Or an avocado.
03:02:38
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Yeah.
03:02:42
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solves your problem we're solving problems for people we we we are we are solving the world's problems one saturday at a time where and screw
03:02:55
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bradley why were you in the bathroom for over an hour well well boss i didn't lube up my asshole so it takes a one should never have to lube their asshole to take a shit at the end of the day I've never heard of that in my life.
03:03:12
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You lube it up at the beginning of the day. What do you use? Is it lube that you get at a sex shop? Can you use coconut oil, maybe?
03:03:23
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Maybe. i mean come Come on. Let's let's let's be real. oh i have I have had some rough shits before, but the last thing you want to do at work is have a rough shit to where when you wipe your ass, you see a little bit of blood. And next thing you know, you've got to open up the first aid cabinet and the and the safety board and the safety board goes back to zero because it's it's a calculated incident.
03:03:51
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You know what i mean? Don't be that guy. Don't be that guy. I wiped my asshole too hard. Back to zero. Or you have hemorrhoids. yeah You know what say? More blood than poop and I'm done wiping. That's what I say.
03:04:07
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ah just Just don't reset the safety board at work because, you know, yeah they they either give you gear or they take you out to dinner. We we get to go bowling when our safety board gets you know to a certain amount of days and a little bit of blood off of your tight ass, dry ass sphincter.
03:04:26
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but Should not cost everybody on the team so so much joy. like I get to bring my family. i get to I get to bring my wife and kid to go bowling.
03:04:38
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And a little bit of blood of your sour ass push. don't have a consistent diet and you chose not to eat avocados. You chose not to eat avocados.
03:04:49
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Why does my kid, how am I going to explain to my kid that she doesn't get to go bowling because you didn't eat avocados? You were sorry son of a bitch.
03:05:01
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It's the hard to take your wife. I know I'm done pooping when I got three bad days. work. It's right behind my house, so I get to come back here and shit if I need to. Hell yeah. yeah Well, no, girls.
03:05:15
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Panda Freeman. We don't kink shame. We nerd shame, Blaze. Yes, there's no kink shaming. We only nerd shame.
03:05:24
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we don't kink shame we entered shame blaze yes there's no kink shaming we only mer
03:05:34
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I'm not wearing a Harry Potter hoodie right now. Adding fiber to diet helps. Click is like Smurf if you click.
03:05:46
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Just like Smurf if you click. hold on boy Hold on. Hold on a second. brittanney Brittany. Please do that math. Do that math on that comment.
03:05:58
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Click. It's like Smurf. If you g click, you click. I know if you click, you click, but the first part I don't understand.
03:06:11
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Explain it to The math ain't nothing, goddammit. I smoke too much, man. smoke too much. WD4. Very good job.
03:06:26
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Very valid. Speaking of smoke too much. There you go. get it
03:06:33
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Get it. Cheers. Click. Click. Click. Click Click. Click Click i mean when you ain't clicking you ain't clicking at the end of the day but i'm over this motherfuckingli yeah yeah it matter i'm ruineding your whole life i'm rolling in here Glick is replacing fuck in the dictionary.
03:06:54
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I'm never going to have sex ever again. Thanks, bro. A stranger used to sneak in my room and Glick me. so words We're talking about dry assholes and you're talking about never having sex again?
03:07:08
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yeah I don't know. Dry assholes, she's never having sex again and poor Bradley got licked by a stranger. Glick has been used as like Everything tonight.
03:07:23
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It's a song I'm working on. It sounds like a country song. You've been glicked by a My girlfriend left me and my dog died and I got glicked by a stranger. glicked by stranger.
03:07:41
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I got glicked in low places. my
03:07:49
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I got glicked under a neon moon. There you go. Did you ever glick with the devil in the pale moonlight? Hey.
03:08:01
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Nice. Nice reference. And nice use of the word glick, Bradley. I like it. I'm a huge fan of this.
03:08:12
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I love this. You're having a great time over there. He's falling all over the place. i love me yeah i love being I love being the puppet master of this whole shit. Just it just pulling the strings. and yeah That kind of puppet. I thought you a hand in my ass.
03:08:32
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I mean, I can do that, too. like Whatever you're into, Bradley. Strings are... important ah black great great check this out i'm scissoring with
03:08:49
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and so many so minivan two in the front and five in the back limit yeah risk hey check this out le bro but check this out up i'm scissoring with bradley answer for me other way brad You're scissoring chopsticks. You've got to scissor the other way, Bradley.
03:09:13
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Scissor me, Bradley. Scissor me. Bradley, the other way. Go the other way. I'm seeing it wrong on my screen. What is this show?
03:09:24
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have so many questions. It's so many. so many That just happened. ah just i just I just scissored a dude a live panel.
03:09:38
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I hope my boss sees it. Yeah, right. This is on the internet forever, by the way. I give zero fucks.
03:09:49
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yeah yeah Yeah. I just went on to the bar the other night with my boss. Yeah. yeah What did you do with your boss? can you go Oh, I didn't do anything. Oh, by the way, I didn't do anything. But we were just chilling. So like he got to see a little bit of how I am.
03:10:12
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So this is not a big deal. look in a factory with a bunch of men. that's right yeah Just chilling alone with your boss. No, it wasn't. It was with a bunch of coworkers. It was with a bunch of coworkers, too.
03:10:28
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Just you, your friends, and your cousins? It was a party. Yeah, it was a bunch of us. Down at a pub, like two blocks down from where I live And my job is literally right there. I can walk there.
03:10:41
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With all your friends all alone. I just moved here like two weeks ago, I'm just about to know. I just got the job on Monday. Alright, sounds good.
03:10:54
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Brand new, hanging out with the boss, with the friends, but kind of all alone. No. He has a girlfriend, too, and I wouldn't be interested. interested He has a girlfriend, but kind of all alone. He reminds me of like Chris Pratt from Parks and Recreation.
03:11:14
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So you're really attracted to him. Sexy as fuck. No, no, no. no Not at all. I'm down with Chris Pratt. I'd fuck him. yeah I love Chris Pratt, but no, I don't... I mean, I guess he's cute. I'm more of fan of him when bright in the show Everwood.
03:11:33
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ever watch the show Everwood with the main character Ephraim?
03:11:39
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Nope. I don't know what the fuck you're saying. Who's laughing? There's a show... Wait. wait Why are you laughing?
03:11:51
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Because that... That Pratt guy, what's his name? Chris Pratt. I think he started his career on a show called Everwood, and the main character of that show, his name was Ephraim.
03:12:08
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Wait. wait It's funny because I'm not joking and it sounds ridiculous, the words that I'm saying. The words that I'm saying sound ridiculous. too strong for this, man.
03:12:19
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can't do this to me. Chris Pratt played a character named Bright on a show. I'm on my computer. I'm Googling this shit right now. His main character was named Ephraim.
03:12:35
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Ephraim what? That's my name. I forget, but his first name was Ephraim. Just shut up. damn The dad's name in real life is Treat Williams.
03:12:50
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Is it a TV show or a movie? It's a TV show. It was on the WB.
03:12:58
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i Why are you, like, geeking out so hard right now? Stupid.
03:13:06
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with the things i
03:13:10
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What show are you talking about? they glick yeah ever see the show Everwood starring the main character? oh yeah, I've never seen the show but I've heard of it. It's Chris Pratt is on it.
03:13:25
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Treat Williams. And the main character's name is Ephraim. oh i've never seen that treat williams is an action guy from the 90s is he uh yeah right running there chris brad's really in that accident yeah he's really in it his name's bright yeah i i never watched the show but i've heard of it because i i do watch a lot of well like i'm a huge supernatural fan but i also i love what the
03:13:58
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oh do you do you which brothers
03:14:03
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Who do you think? Dean, of course. Oh, I thought it was going to be Ephraim. I'm a Dean girl, too.
03:14:13
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So cute. I love me some goddamn Dean Winchester. He's my fucking spirit. I'd glick all over his face. Oh, my God. I'd glick all over his face, too. Oh, I'd give Dean Winchester a glickening he ain't never had before.
03:14:29
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Britney, would you let him pick your old pussy here?
03:14:33
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Damn sure I would. You don't even know what that means. On top of his car. I don't even know. i would let him do anything to me, let's be real.
03:14:47
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he Kill. No, what?
03:14:53
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And then on his face. I just had to prove you're wrong. That's my bad.
03:15:00
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To click or not to click? Oh my gosh. You're going to ruin one of the best quotes of all time. never never never mind that Never mind the last part that Blaze said. That's all of it. Regardless of what Blaze says.
03:15:14
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No, I like the last part. No, Blaze. We don't agree with this. You know what, Blaze? It's better to run with scissors than to scissors with runs.
03:15:32
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If you're talking about this, that's back you know what this comment earns you, Blaze? was great up until the last part, but the last part, this is what it earns you. Uh-oh.
03:15:47
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so it't work god been on like buttons are not um Is that a plug? is a butt plug. but that is a but plug Yeah, I thought it was a bank. That is not just any butt plug, but that is a golden butt plug.
03:16:00
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That's a golden butt plug. Hell yeah. Would that be considered jewelry? It's like the golden bilto. See, before saw a butt plug, I saw toilet.
03:16:16
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How many people have lost a butt plug in a toilet? I thought it was a golden toilet with the bowl being the pink part. Yeah, I couldn't tell what it was. Yeah, it took me a second. how many How many people have lost a nice butt plug in a toilet? They forget it's in there? yeah they shit oh no. i'm not oh i can't say I've ever been there.
03:16:40
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that so it a good close the degree Oh, you know what good prank for a hotel? If you call up like a plumber or something and ask the ah problems with flushing a butt plug down the toilet. dude I have a few cousins that are plumbers. I should ask them if they've ever found butt plugs.
03:16:56
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Yeah, how many butt plugs have you been? What's the longest Benoit balls you ever yanked out of a fucking toilet? Oh, shit.
03:17:09
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oh great
03:17:15
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Do you think Benoit balls were used to... Never mind. Do you think Chris Benoit used Benoit balls? Never mind. They're called Benoit balls because they killed their family. I'm not going there. Never mind.
03:17:33
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Wait a minute. Wow, you really just went there. here i like like um i'm umm um I'm here for the ride. I'm here for it, and I'm like... Where's he going to go with this?
03:17:45
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Where else do I go with that? They're called Benoit balls. in my head, I'm like, why why why are we talking about Benoit? He literally murdered his whole family.
03:17:56
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They're called just the sexy beads of big balls. that you know you youlip have They're called Benoit balls. That's what they're called. So the only joke you can make is, you know.
03:18:09
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but I thought they were called anal beads. They're called anal beads, but they're also called Benoit balls. I don't know what the cause of death was. Yes, for me, man. Don't remove them like you're starting a lawnmower.
03:18:24
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I'll tell you that much.
03:18:28
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For what? Don't remove Benoit balls or anal beads like you're starting a lawnmower. Oh, yeah, that probably wouldn't be good. Yeah.
03:18:40
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that is that's not a very good way of doing things i had anal beads stuck stuck in my butt one time it's because the first time i got it done i didn't know what to do so i went to the hospital and uh so the doctor when the doctor removed them i came like a son of a bitch that's oh yeah i don't know if i told you but anyways i got to it oh ridiculous
03:19:10
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I dropped my water. My bad. That's my great pussy again.
03:19:19
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I like those titles he's got behind him. I probably asked him about him already. He's gone, so I shouldn't ask him. It's for the stream podcast. Johnny Bond.
03:19:32
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oh or he looks He looks very familiar. Have I seen you somewhere? um Maybe. Maybe not. no Maybe. Are you the great-grandfather the old guy from the Ernest movies?
03:19:46
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Oh. I don't know about that. Okay. I'm full of jokes tonight, Brad. i am I am the bong. I am the Johnny Bong.
03:20:00
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I see that.
03:20:04
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Can I smoke you? There is no other Johnny Bong. you want to?
03:20:11
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Hang on, I'm hitting the Johnny Bong right now. Let me just hit the Johnny Bong. I'm a fellow where if you ask that question, you best be prepared for an answer.
03:20:21
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Oh, oh, cum. Ah. See? See? Hit the Johnny Bong and I got cum. See? the I got glitched by the Johnny bomb.
03:20:37
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that's Yeah, how do we feel about our ex? Why am I so... I'm falling into the freaking trap now, too. fire you know yeah can't wait You know what I can't wait for it is to be randomly scrolling on YouTube and looking at live videos and hearing people use the term glitch in some way, shape, and or form because You need to copyright that shit before it becomes big. i don't I don't have to copyright it because it's literally my last name. I yeah was born with a copyright.
03:21:11
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Somebody else could take that shit and copyright it. I was literally born with it. like I was literally born with it. Also, yeah, this is on the internet now too. this was the required It's right now.
03:21:27
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The term Glick and its versatility is copywritten because I just copywrote it, but I was born with it. It's my name. You fuckers can't steal it.
03:21:38
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You're going to be scrolling around on YouTube and you're going to hear something you say. You're going to hear something say. I spent the night at the YMCA and I never thought I could be Glick so many times.
03:21:52
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oh sorry and I'm to stop. I'm going to yeah, motherfucker. ah I got to go take a big fan. Oh, my goodness.
03:22:05
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Oh, my goodness. I'm sure. Oh, that's so pussy. Somebody's frightened. door She doesn't like being on camera. shouldn the door dash Shit, I'll be right back.
03:22:25
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tab That bruise is fucked up.
03:22:36
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One of the other co-workers that I was with, my friend, he was on here earlier. stopped by to smoke me up. Were you on here, Johnny? I think so.
03:22:48
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Yeah. Doesn't he look like Nandor from What We Do in the Shadows? Have you ever seen that? Good mention.
03:23:01
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I ain't seen that shit in a fucking day. I love that shit, dude. Hell yeah. It's so stupid. That is amazing.
03:23:14
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Literally. So stupid, it's goofy. Yeah. Like The Office. The Office is like my favorite show. For real things. for the office, I ain't seen it fucking forever.
03:23:30
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You're insane! oh yeah I sleep to that shit. See, oh, dude, you remember a fucking off-the-air in, like, liquid television? No.
03:23:45
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What? MTV and Adult Swim? Well, Adult Swim, Liquid Air? Oh, the one's called The one was called Off the Air. The other one was Liquid Television by MTV.
03:23:58
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Off the Air.
03:24:03
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Each episode was had like a theme around it and it was just like a trippy fucking cavalcade of all that shit that the theme was around. oh okay, yeah. i would like, I'd randomly wake up to it.
03:24:14
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What's that name, David? That's my fucking first we spoken weed years. o Yeah, right. And then, what was the other one you said? Liquid what?
03:24:25
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Liquid Television. oh Liquid Television's been around for a fucking while, though.
03:24:33
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Wait minute. Was it Liquid Television on MTV back in the day? Yeah. yeah No, no. Liquid Television introduced us to Aeon Flux.
03:24:45
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that's why that's a ah liquid liquid liquid television introduced us to aon flux Remember that? Yeah. yeah And what? What about... Yeah. Yes. That's my shit.
03:24:58
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Yeah. What about that one?
Animated Shows and Cultural Impact
03:25:02
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What is the one where they have like...
03:25:14
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like me didn't need um words are hard Use your word, you're a big girl. You can do this. One TV show with like the thingamajiggies.
03:25:29
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me I like thingamajiggies. Depending on where they go. You know what? Usually when there's thingamajiggies involved, it usually leads.
03:25:41
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Sometimes there's thingamajiggies too hard.
03:25:45
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It usually leads to a glickening. I'm just saying. Once you introduce a thingamajiggies, a glickening is about to happen.
03:25:58
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Yeah, no, that show that was on Adult Swim that would come on in the middle of the night was the action. Robot Robot Chicken. Yeah. For a jam. Yeah, there'll be some real Robot Chicken. me see you. Hell yeah. and gv ah mtv MTV also introduced one of the greatest shows of all time, and that was Celebrity Deathmatch with the Claymation. Yes. Yeah, dude.
03:26:18
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yeah be yeah I know. I don't know.
03:26:24
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Are you... But yeah, Beavis and Butthead was a big thing for me.
03:26:39
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Chaos! What's going on, bro? Chaos! Oh, I'm not allowed to invite you in here. I'm not allowed to invite you in here. is your that number i'm not allowed to invite you in I was told.
03:26:53
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But if your dad's coming up, I'll drop that light. I told him to bring his busy ass up here already. Did yeah anybody really like Eon Flux? It was good. you could masturbate to it, but you couldn't finish.
03:27:06
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Okay. but but What are you You want to try again, Bradley?
03:27:19
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Eon Fox. I'm talking about Eon Fox. It's a wacky, wild show. It's very provocative. you know It got you there. It got you to the point. It turned you on to point you know where you wanted to start, but you Well, you're not in the middle.
03:27:37
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it was In the middle of the night when they're watching MTV or VH1, it's like 3 or 4 in the morning and like the porn shit starts coming on.
03:27:47
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I was just going say, do you guys remember? Call me at call me yeah 1-800. Blah, blah, blah. You're pretty good at that. Oh, I know. I've done it. um um I'm not calling that 1-900 number. I'll tell you that right now. Are Girls Gone Wild? They got those infomercials. Yeah, the Girls Gone Wild ones too. Yeah.
03:28:14
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Rick, what up, kid? Rick said, yeah. you attack ro are wild First off, first off, non my oh let me, let me, let me, and let me. get me excited, Brittany. Let me address something. Let me address something.
03:28:32
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Brittany, don't ever tell me to get somewhere when you disappeared for five months. Shut your mouth. Ooh. and secondc ilick I'm here. No, she popped in the Snapchat group chat and called me. I didn't disappear. was still talking to you bitch. Shut up. I wasn't on Call of Duty. My bad.
03:28:48
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I wasn't on Duty. Shut Do you forget me?
03:28:52
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i wasnt on call for duty my bad an english talker here whatever i wasn't on call of duty my dad yeah so ah so they first all sudden turned This all of a sudden turned into days of our lives. ah don even like like in case so up with kind Look what they gave me in Georgia.
03:29:14
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I see that. i was just going to. Oh, I thought that was on your face. They gave me samples finally. You sent me sent me a picture yesterday at the Baffles. I'm so excited. You said it's going down. that's like i haven't I haven't talked to you since, so I was curious. How's the 30 rack of Baffles treating you?
03:29:35
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I think there's like eight left. um Have you been hanging out at home all alone tonight drinking? You could have been up here with us drinking. No, no, no. I was playing Cod up until like literally you messaged me, and then I just shot Cod up. You didn't invite me, you fucking slut.
03:29:51
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I was playing with Wyatt. Whoa. ranks way higher than you. No, does not. Because he's my fucking offspring. No.
03:30:03
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No, I played last night for a while and drank beers, and then I played tonight and drank beers, and I just drank beers. It's been pretty good. Pretty fun. i i just ordered I just ordered more beer. It's going to go for me. Excuse me, mister.
03:30:20
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What's your roof made out of? I don't know. Fucking material. Yeah, but why does it look like that? oh that yeah I asked you about that earlier. It looks like one of those pavilions you set up. You know, those like pavilions. So I plaster a Paris molded cardboard together because I'm poor.
03:30:43
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Bradley, you kick me out, man. That is cardboard and plastic bags. he actually lived in He actually lives behind the Dollar General.
03:30:53
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Do you want to see my roof too? I steal their bale cardboard. don't know why, I've just never seen one like that. ah no That's my feeling.
03:31:05
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it's it's a lot of ah It's a lot of cardboard and some toothpicks and a couple of pieces of pallet. You ever see those pop-up garages people put up? They're like the white tents kind of?
03:31:15
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Yeah. It's not that. But those things, yeah, it's not that because they don't usually have cupboards. They don't usually have cupboards with those pop-up tents. This very true.
03:31:27
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Yeah. It really looks like it. What's going on, brother? He said wet Skittles. Wet Skittles on the ceiling for Rick. it's the how It sounds like a dumb question, but it has to be simple because it has to be like different. it has to be like you know not normal, so you have to be able to answer that better.
03:31:46
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but It's just 2x4s and drywall. how sorry is you can Hang on a second. That bump in the roof is round. 2x4s aren't usually round. there's squa but This right here is just one 2x4 running along.
03:32:00
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That's round. No, it's not. I'm looking at it. It's definitely a rectangle. It's the angle of the camera. It's the angle of the rectangle. Okay. All right. Maybe it's a shadow and shit.
03:32:10
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man that's probably worth It looks like baseball bats on your fucking ceiling. It he's I love i love my love baseball. He's glicked off. I'm glicked off right now.
03:32:23
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You love softball, Rick. I do. Hey, big Rick, I don't know how tomorrow is looking out for us tomorrow. I'm going to give you admin rights. so you don't know how tomorrow's looking. I know that it's going to like a normal Sunday for me.
03:32:36
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But there's always a possibility that if I snap you at 8 a.m., m you'll be like, I haven't even been to sleep yet. yeah Because that was, I think, Thursday morning.
03:32:49
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it was Tuesday morning. You snapped me and I was like, your bitch ass is just waking up. i even Her Wednesday morning, you're like... Bro, it was not just waking up. It was like 8 a.m.
03:33:00
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Yeah. You snapped me and he was like, these 4 a.m. alarms are bullshit. I'm like, I haven't even been to bed yet. Yeah. That's the 4 a.m. That's when I've been waking up lately.
03:33:15
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saw the fucking black bla Literally, in a while. last night ah last night i laid here well I had a very good reason to be awake until 5 a.m. m last night. No, you didn't. Me too.
03:33:27
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You were laying there by yourself. Oh, shit. I was laying there by myself, but I was awake for a reason last night. Blaze messaged me, and I messaged him back, and i think he got to shit himself because both of us were wide to hell awake at like 3 o'clock, 4 o'clock in the morning.
03:33:47
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But i was I was awake last night for for a reason. Not a good one if you're laying by yourself. Fuck that. Whatever it was, wait until the next day. i was up in a treehouse tripping on mushrooms. It was dope.
03:34:00
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I'm so proud of you. What do you say? There's a treehouse out back where all the kids from the neighborhood go and play. I remember when I did that when I was like 13. I'd like to go there too. Can I hang out with all the neighbors? It sounds like I go up there on a normal basis. It was actually like the first time and it was fucking sick.
03:34:23
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Can any of you kids help me climb up this tree board? No, it was at night. All the kids were asleep. Except for the three that were up there with them. No, it was night time.
03:34:37
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you right on three three that were all of y'all shut the fuck up right are you on a bed or a couch I'm on a bed well it's a futon my bed I just moved here right now body i use My bed's right there. i'm still trying to put it together. I just moved here.
03:35:01
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Brittany was up in a treehouse at 3 o'clock in the morning getting hooked to neighborhood kids. She was getting glicked.
03:35:11
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I can picture the treehouse from fucking, you know, the Simpsons. yeah cant think I was the treehouse from the little rascals.
03:35:22
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Hey, Milhouse, why don't you mushrooms with me? I brought up a bunch of blankets and beanbag chair and pillows and shit. We have just laid back and looked at the leaves.
03:35:33
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go in and house That is so much work to go to sit in a tree house. I can lay in my front yard and do less work than that. If i is a tree house free there tree house if the tree house is don't come and knock was all neighbor i if if i If I hung out in a treehouse and you know did mushrooms, I'd worry that there'd be a headline in the news the next I was going to say, ni you hung out in treehouse doing mushrooms, you'd go to jail anyways because that would just be awkward. Allegedly. Naked Florida man found in treehouse. Hold on.
03:36:16
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That's a normal Florida news headline, by the way. That is an everyday Florida news headline. We came and shied before we did anything.
03:36:28
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I just saw a video the other day of Orlando PD tasing a black naked man running down the street. Straight face painted and slid on his belly. I was like, ah, dude, that didn't end well for you, did it?
03:36:41
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Did you finish? Yeah, twice. Once I was running and once when he hit the ground. The ground one was probably the most invigorating one because I knew there was grinding.
03:36:53
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Did you have safety mask? No, man. I'm not. i Sorry, Hands of Seeds. I'm not sponsored by a beard company yet. I should be sponsored by a beard. Yeah, you should. There's too much gray in it. don't like that.
03:37:06
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said I was done with
03:37:10
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it. I'm done. I will quit with it. Mine just gets white. Click you, Brittany. all right i'm done i'm done i will quit with it mine just gets one warm like you brittany Second of all, I have a glorious beard and anybody who has said anything differently or has a comment about my beard, they're just jealous. No, the only thing I've got to comment on and I need to address this.
03:37:34
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here's a girl No, I'm concerned for your safety. I said you look like Big J. over don't make a word for safety I'm concerned for your safety after that ridiculous thirst trap video I saw you put up.
03:37:48
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You should see my TikTok. Ridiculous. You should see my TikTok. That wasn't even a thirst trip. That wasn't even a thirst trip. Bro. Sell that bullshit popsicle to a different farmer because I don't got my boots on no more. What do you do?
03:38:06
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First and foremost, check out my TikTok. Yeah, I've been posting a lot of thirst trips. Second of all, I'm a little bit fucking petty. and Oh, yeah. Yeah, you are.
03:38:17
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Petty Crocker. I'm petty. I'm a little bit. I'm a little. Petty Crocker. And at the end the day, at the end of the day, ah do end of the day Enjoy the show.
03:38:28
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No, I don't. Because you can't get in the club no more. Not you, Rick. <unk>t know why I don't know why that showed up on my fucking news feed. Can I get in the club? Well, I posted it on Snapchat. So that's why I got to go to show everybody your bullshit that you're up to.
03:38:43
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If guys want to see my bullshit and you're on TikTok, go to Glick underscore Talk 2.0 and you'll see my bullshit. if you want to see my bullshit and you're on tiktokck go to glick undercore talk two point zero and you'll see all my bullshit I thought you were going to say bullshit there, too. really thought you were going to say that.
03:39:03
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We're the fuck in
03:39:08
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here. Oh, my God. We need to get, like, club cards. You know? Let's get back on track here. We're getting off track. It was a little silly. ah Were we ever on track? like What track were we ever on? Exactly. Let's get back on track here. Brittany, can I see your feet?
03:39:28
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No. You gotta pay me first, bitch. How much? How much?
03:39:36
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How much? Did y'all see that? Can pay you in kisses? can can i pay you in kisses Did y'all see this? Look, look, look, look, watch. It's like $45 right there.
03:39:50
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What is that? What are we watching? What are we looking at? I'm kissing. That's his fucking thirsty bitch.
03:39:59
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this is fuck Summer
03:40:06
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but can i looks good i' um you somehow you are your shit and of get on a bullshit like you can call me on my bullshit because i look good gro and know good that kind shit yeah let hashtag single po dance summer Your titties are bigger Shut up. so much for prove me That's not saying much at the end of the day.
03:40:34
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ah I know. ah Y'all want to hate? That means you're jealous. You can hate on me. I'm not jealous. I'm just confused. I don't know what the fuck. I don't know what that should Or slightly turned on. I'm not sure.
03:40:50
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Well, yeah. think it's good. Let's it. Come on. the looking let's do it come on but and was field snap pictures I can't tell if I should be concerned for your safety slightly turned on or like if that's what I should finish to tonight.
03:41:04
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Pretty you sure you're slightly turned on. Yes. Look at us now. Look at us now. Actually, hold on, Rick. The answer is yes, Queen.
03:41:17
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You gotta do that. The fact that you brought this up, I'm pretty sure you've already finished. that's none of your business what i in my spare time you did that way too good you did that way too well that whole listen gilligan settle the fuck down over there will give you three snaps in a z formation it was a bob just an added extra yes it was it's like do it again because you did it really good
03:41:54
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Yes, queen. No, you did it better the first time. Now you're just... You just got to There it is. What's going on, Arliss? How you doing, brother? What's going on, Arliss? you just you just got to go there we go my so you just gotta happen what's going on harlo how you doing brother what's going on our Run. Run fast and run far.
03:42:21
Speaker
Because Glick is out of his bullshit today. It's Saturday. What up, dude? This motherfucker will be wiling out. See what happens when you leave his ass unsupervised?
03:42:35
Speaker
I told you but I'm single. ah When I'm single, um'm a whole I'm a menace. I'm a menace to fucking society when I'm single. And it is what it is.
03:42:47
Speaker
Y'all bitches keep playing games with me. Y'all bitches keep letting me foster your asses until you think you find something better. But yeah you don't find nothing better.
03:42:58
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You just fucked You know what you need to do You need to right around your control and stay the yeah Oh, darn it. I mean... You wanted to tell Brittany something.
03:43:11
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mean, I don't know what the words... I mean, you guys are busting my balls right now for being single. I'm a menace when I'm single. I said you need to get your ass under control.
03:43:23
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understand ah There's no control. I have no adult supervision. I'm left to my own devices. And I just... and it just and There's no excuse for it this. there I'm not going to apologize for it. It is what it is. You don't like it? Don't watch. I'm not asking you to apologize.
03:43:42
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I never asked you to apologize, did i But you know you're going to get a reaction of shit from me. Oh, yeah. Oh, no. i Oh, trust me. You are straight up going full slut mode.
03:43:54
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you were worried you are straight up going in full slut mode and I mean, look at me. He's been on slut mode like all night. I know.
03:44:05
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He needs a name tag. Hi, my name is slut. Somebody said my name. Somebody said my name. We've been saying... Never mind. I was going to make a nasty jab and i held my guitar. He was talking about you saying or whatever, and I just... had poor comment that I thought I just wanted to.
03:44:26
Speaker
Oh, okay, Brad. If it's you talking, then I don't want to fucking hear it. No, yeah, it's just me being a jerk. wanted to say I've seen fatter thighs in a Schindler's List casting couch. Oh, yeah. Oh, my God. Schindler's List casting couch. He said, this motherfucker...
03:44:44
Speaker
god I lost a lot of weight recently, so fuck you. I know. it's brity Hey, Brittany, you can't afford to lose any weight there. I know.
03:44:55
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So you better start packing on the cupcakes and sodas. That was my new job. i just I've just gained six pounds, so know we're going. We're getting there.
03:45:06
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but I was just being a jerk. I was saying you're too skinny. I was just being a jerk. Yeah, I know I fucking am. Don't worry. When I think of something too funny that needs to be said, i have to say it. Don't worry.
03:45:19
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He's talking shit with a Gilligan hat and a stretch out collar on his t-shirt. yeah Exactly. Fucking swat. Schindler's List casting couch. It's a funny thing to say. That's what I had to say. No, it's not.
03:45:32
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it's yes I mean, it's very anti-Semitic of you. Fuck. And I'm also not Jewish either. I didn't say anything about being Jewish. He just said, that's how skinny you look.
03:45:45
Speaker
Had nothing to do with you Jewish. look like I'm at like a fucking... Ultimately, he's saying you look like you survived Auschwitz. No, you're good. no I will say that is... I can take a lot of shit, but that is one thing that I'm like,
03:46:01
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insecure about right now. she like ah not away No, you're fine. It's fine. I'm just making a stupid joke. and People would love to be that skinny. and Come on. I know, right?
03:46:12
Speaker
Supermodels go for it. I'm sure it's not unhealthy. Not anymore. Supermodels. They started focusing on curves. yeah Start OnlyFans. Those guys are addicted to that. I just already asked. i mean I was on Chatterbait for a little bit.
03:46:30
Speaker
Oh. That escalated quickly. used i just do like black lights and then neon paint.
03:46:41
Speaker
Don't mind me. I'm just a shock jock. I'm a jerk ass. Don't mind me. I apologize. I apologize.
03:46:50
Speaker
That's why he's got a nebula behind him. Because he lives his life in space. Yes, I do. Look at that. There they are. I know. He's got a spaceship in his hand. loru I won this bong.
03:47:03
Speaker
um like so So the reason I said it's your spaceship is because if you've ever followed the guy on Facebook called Stoner Gump, he always says he's going to space.
03:47:17
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He always goes to space when he gets high. so he says ah feel that would like that's how he created he created this feel He created this vacuum sealed box with leaf blower and a vacuum and just laid inside of it with a giant bowl.
03:47:34
Speaker
I mean, I'm talking like like a fucking bowl like this and just lit it with a blowtorch and turned the fucking leaf blower on. and filled it with fucking oh i think shut up did you come on he was like we have liftoff you should watch it the snow where they did this contest where they had like you know you ever see those things where they're inside like a square thing and they're catching money because yeah he did that too yeah they were in like a tent like a small tent and they blew it with a weave blower fucking blew fucking weed into it he did that shit in a knocker ball
03:48:07
Speaker
of the you see the inflatable rolling balls? Did you see it with the inflatable jumpy house? Oh, no, I didn't see that one. Did you see the one where he put his grandma in the tent with him?
03:48:20
Speaker
With the leaf blower? And fucking lit her ass up in the tent with the leaf blower? Got his fucking 70-year-old grandma totally blitzed.
03:48:31
Speaker
Yeah, that dude's funny as fuck. That's crazy. if you don't follow him on Facebook, you should. His name's Stoner Gump. He blew up the whole thing in the bathroom and like his mom comes in. She's like, what the fuck are you doing? Yeah, he's funny. His grandma's like blazes. He blazed out the bed of his pickup truck with the tunnel cover and he's like, the wife wanted me to go to the store.
03:48:56
Speaker
That's not going to happen. Luckily in... Broccoli infused is what he calls it. when he He's got a whole cookbook of broccoli infused. And adult calories.
03:49:11
Speaker
Yeah. Oh, I see what you're saying. It has a lot of adult calories in it. o I originally apologize for being in church. No, no, you're fine. Apologies, you piece of shit.
03:49:26
Speaker
i I am in a good place now and I'm getting my weight back, so... just don't just don't know. I don't don't I don't I just just don't don't don't just don't just don't don't I just just know. I don't just know. don't know. don't don't know. I don't know. just don't know. just know. don't know. don't know.
03:49:44
Speaker
just don't know. don't know. just don't know. don't know. know. just don't know. I know. just know. just I I don't just don't just just don't know. just know. just don't know. just don't know. don't know. don't don't know. don't know. know.
03:49:58
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don't know. don't know. don't know. don't know. I
03:50:02
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She got a good old-fashioned clicking job is right here could walk to like What are you doing? and that didn't cover me my job is right right back here i can walk to it like like i like last like like what are you doing mar I want to know. So I work at like a factory basically where we make shelving for like Home Depot, Lowe's Costco and like other.
03:50:32
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So it starts out with a sheet metal. They punch the holes down the metal. And what I do is I like assemble all of it together before it goes to like the finishing touches after it gets painted and shit. Yeah.
03:50:48
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So to hear what fucks everyone up when they get there. doing Like, oh, do I put this together? Oh, no. No, no, no. We put it together. It's mezzanine. put it together. yeah but Some of them we do Some of the shelves there are Like, you do have to put together yourself when we send them out. You have to against the people. They don't know what to do. with What?
03:51:15
Speaker
i don't even know what he's talking about. I'm teasing you again. I'm teasing you again. Come on, I'm just teasing you. I have no idea. don't even know what you're saying. I'm saying you fuck it up and people get it and they don't know what to do with it because you fuck fucked it up. No, there's a quality check and everything that before we see that. know.
03:51:34
Speaker
I'm teasing for Christ's sake. I get it. don't know what Christ has to do with anything, but okay. I'm baffled. what a last and He lost me on his third barn rip.
03:51:47
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He saved your soul. Oh,
03:51:51
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yeah for me it will be He lost me on his third bong rip. didn't even know what the fuck happened after that. so And now he's going to go for four. He's done. Done like dinner. and
03:52:03
Speaker
Stick a dick in him. He's done. Or a fork. I'm sorry. ah you mailed to ah oh Cheers. I'm trying to figure out who Johnny's talking to over there.
03:52:16
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I'm talking to Ollie Hoff.
03:52:19
Speaker
yeah Johnny's like, I'm talking to all y'all. keep catching like a third word. He's like, jo john um Johnny says, i'm like johnny said i'm john said I'm talking to all y'all. He don't even realize that the four of us are here.
03:52:32
Speaker
Listen, Planner's peanut. Oh, she's got a mustache. Slow down, Planner's peanut. It's gray. It's gray like her pussy. Oh, God.
03:52:42
Speaker
I don't know about that. Good callback. Where's all Blaze at tonight, Glicker? Ricky, we're not here for the moment. Where's Blaze at tonight?
03:52:55
Speaker
Blaze was here earlier. He's got some stuff going on, personally. He dipped out. He was in the chat. He's been in the chat. Dang! No, no, no, dude.
03:53:06
Speaker
that's I don't care. i'm still going to say gay. Yeah, because you're the most rude bitch in the world, Rick. Yeah, because know what? I've been in way worse shape than anybody. Well, maybe not. I don't know about anybody, but Glick's seen me in some rough shape.
03:53:22
Speaker
Well, we don't have to go there. You remember when I was posting fucking TikToks from a hotel that I was living Because that's homeless. Yeah, no, no. I don't want to put Blaze's business out there. No, he's fucking with me. It's just...
03:53:33
Speaker
i don't want to put bla's business out yeah i just mu yeah you and know he's he's it's it's just um and and and and and comment privately i'll ah Privately, Rick, ill ill I'll let you know. it's actually when you I like when you get private with me.
03:53:50
Speaker
i would I wake up every morning doing good stuff. It's amazing. That's fucking right you do, buddy. and You guys are the reasons for your morning ones. He gets my dick every morning and on Friday it screams in his face.
03:54:08
Speaker
oh o Yep. coffee make good to know good some smell It's usually entertaining, too. At least Fridays are. The rest them are pretty, like, fuck this day. ah It's just, like, Monday and dick-tack. mornings. Why am I driving to work when there's a four on the clock?
03:54:31
Speaker
Monday, Wednesday, Thursday, Thursday. Why am I driving to work when there's a four on the clock? I don't know. I'm still drinking, bitch. I'm not making no joke, Gleg.
03:54:46
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know you're trying hard. Actually, in honesty... Can we talk about that or do you not want to? I don't know. It's weird. got two companies that are...
03:54:59
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can we talk about them or do you not want to i don't know i know it's weird but however how i reckon up company i got i got two companies that are I got two companies that are currently stroking me the fuck off. One of them is five minutes from my house. Bradley, shut up a second.
03:55:14
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but Yeah, one minute's five, ten minutes from my house. The other one is 30 minutes from my house. Okay, so is this one of them the one that already sent you the paperwork? Yeah, no. That one I just i politely told them no.
03:55:31
Speaker
Was there a reason? The money wasn't there. Yeah, the money wasn't there. That's what... it was ever is However, and however it nice mean and it wasn't even bare minimum, bro. like rose I could go work at McDonald's and make more money.
03:55:45
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I'm pretty sure Brad just talks to hear himself talk. yeah but i i got i got I got two companies now. um they are legitimate statement Yeah, yeah, yeah.
03:55:58
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They're stroking me off. It's going come down to, like I said, one's five, ten minutes from the house. The other one's 30 minutes from the house. what a hot does so it's Okay, so without getting too deep. Without getting too deep.
03:56:13
Speaker
Without getting too deep. ah what Money or the bennies? Why not? either that'll allow that that Yes. Which one has the better bennies?
03:56:27
Speaker
The one that's closer to home so far, so far, Benny's are good. I don't know what Benny's the other one's offering me. So the reason I ask is because, and you can take this however the fuck you want it, but as you know, we are getting older and benefits actually fucking matter.
Family Dynamics and Personal Challenges
03:56:46
Speaker
We don't get fucking... So the one that's closer to home, they actually provide 100% company paid insurance.
03:56:58
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Okay. That's a good thing. But the question is, is it decent insurance? It's also cheaper because of insurance. If it's like Ohio U Medicaid or whatever they want to call it,
03:57:09
Speaker
ohio you medicaid like they want If it's BCBS There's a big difference here But you've got kids to consider too So that's an important thing The kids are actually taking care of On their moms and they got They got a good situation on their moms And I'm not trying to too much into your business If you don't to talk about it we have to and No, no, no, no. Up until, up until my recent situation, I was paying for the insurance for the kids. and
03:57:41
Speaker
Okay. And mom, mom stepped up. She stepped up when shit went sideways for you? Yeah. My, my, my, my ex-wife and I, my ex-wife and I, we, we get along fantastically. That's why, that's a good thing. That's kudos to her. We're, we're, we're, we're really good friends. Uh, actually when everything that happened with like, uh,
03:58:03
Speaker
My most recent ex. Outside of my oldest daughter, my ex-wife was the first one. And and her fiancé. They were the first ones that were like, what what do you need us to do to make things easier for you? What do you need us to keep the kids?
03:58:18
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like Is there anything we can do to help? We already know you're going through a bunch of bullshit. like now My ex-wife, bank's wife is she's she's... When we were together, about days yeah when we were together it was it was terrible.
03:58:32
Speaker
yeah one those One of those better apart than you are together situations. My ex-wife and I, she's... My ex-wife's just a bitch.
03:58:44
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Yeah, we we killed this co-parenting thing. We killed this whole thing with the kids. yeah we Oh my gosh, allegedly. no, no, no, no. No, fuck that. I would literally, if I could make that bitch disappear, I totes would.
03:59:01
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Would you also say about your job that it's cheaper? It would be more, you get more money because it's closer. That's why you more money because of the gas situation and whatnot.
03:59:15
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So that's the other thing. So there's kind of a I was going to bring that up too. And at the end of the day, it's like, if you offer me $2 more an hour,
03:59:29
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And then I had this going on 10 minutes from my house. Those $2 more an hour don't mean shit at the end of the day. Right, because you're wasting it on gas. You'll be hard-breasted to get it set up like me.
03:59:43
Speaker
Or they're wasted on other opportunities you might have because you're close and you can do more things with less travel. You might be able to do something else. Exactly. exactly and and And that's the other thing because i'm hi very much yeah I'm very much involved in my kids' life.
04:00:01
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When I look for in company, are going to give me bunch shit if are you your family oriented right you gonna give me a bunch of shit you I say, Hey, my kids have this going on because what a lot of people don't understand about me is I was making well over six figures a year.
04:00:23
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I had a nice, beautiful house. I was getting ready to buy. I lived down in Charleston, South Carolina. I was on the coast, baby. I had everything I ever wanted in my life.
04:00:34
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Except time with your kids. and and when my when my ex-wife and i split and and initially when when when we split she was still in charleston and then she said i'm going back home to ohio with with her new man which is where he was from and i was like and and and this is in the rocky stage when we first split up and i'm like no the fuck you're not you're not taking my kids and then i learned real fast real quick and in a hurry south carolina is a mother state and she could basically go walk into a house and
04:01:07
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She could walk into a courthouse, chop all three of our kids' heads off, and the judge will still grant her all 100% custody. yeah they Some states will like go for the woman so right away and that' so fucked up It takes a lot to take away, you know, to prove that. And I had powerful lawyers in my corner that would have would have not charged me a dime because the company I worked for, they were customers of mine for 10 years.
04:01:38
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I watched their kids grow up, man. I was invited to birthday parties. I was invited to graduations. I got invited to fucking weddings, man. and May I ask another simple question? Simple or personal?
04:01:50
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wouldn no that It's simple. It might be stupid. With a lot of kids... i'm Probably going to be stupid. yeah i laed With a lot of kids, I would have to assume that you need a job that is more understanding.
04:02:04
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you have There could be more problems that you have you know that you would have to take off. or something that you have more ah You would have more emergencies. A family-oriented job.
04:02:15
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For non-kids. Yeah. yeah and there wasn't a question i was the understanding to that you say that until your workload's taking a hit yes exactly but a big corporations don't give a shit about you know the right it just sucks also about like fathers getting like custody of their kids like my dad raised me since i was 10 months old oh It is very hard for the father to get custody.
04:02:44
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The mother is going have to fuck up for the courts to give the father custody. I'm going to put this out there and this is no diss to anybody else on here. But I love that people without kids are talking about this.
04:02:56
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don't know. I don't have kids. I don't know. I just have respect for fathers that like, you know,
04:03:04
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i just have respect for fathers that like you know that are present in there that didn't leave the milk yeah came back. Right, exactly. have respect for fathers that actually try and they don't get enough respect and everything for it. This is offense to any you guys. This is no offense to any of y'all. You or do not, there is no try.
04:03:26
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yeah would i wish I wish Yoda was in real life. but This is no disrespect to you guys, but until you've lived it, Believe me, you have no fucking clue the struggles. Not a clue. well I mean, I didn't... I mean, I kind of lived it, but in a different way. because i yeah lived the my ring ah Until you've lived the mental strain of it, being on our end, offense, y'all have no clue. Oh, no. no effect no no i yeah I get what you're saying, but I was just trying to come from a different perspective is all.
04:04:03
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Hold on. What did you say, Bradley? I did things so that it wouldn't happen. I chose not to to happen. I knew that I wouldn't be able to do it. I made sure I did not have that happen. I know. I was with my ex-wife for almost 17 years. We were both married. So there's a difference.
04:04:21
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Yeah, and and and we were together for... Married? Married? but right here and we were together We were together for about three years before she got pregnant with my oldest daughter.
04:04:33
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and yeah like i don't have baby mamas. I don't got baby mama drama, man. I was and I expected birth. married and and ah and and expected like most lifetime when you do it forever. 40 years old and sunday school sweetheart and I've made a choice not to have kids. Y'all agreed y want to read on that. wanted to be I wanted to be a choice or that's luck. What do you believe? is that choice or luck on my part? Well, if you did they if you took the proper steps he took the proper steps to not have it happen,
04:05:12
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then it choice i did yes i this choice Yeah. I bet I've got three running around that I don't even know about. That's not cool. Yeah, shit happens.
04:05:24
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You can look up. I don't really care you know um i don't care. I've done a lot of bad things. You look up. I'm not judging anyone. I'm surprised I'm two occasions right now. What? One that you could find it to put in your hand and the other at what I said?
04:05:43
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Yes. um I just everyone's doing the best that they can. That's all that matters. At least that's quick enough to know that one. Holy shit, I brought my bed. Holy of shit, Rick has three kids he don't know about.
04:06:00
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but i don' again I don't know, so I can't bring it. But I will tell you, there is a situation. I will tell you about this. You might find out one day. I know is I Mike comes from.
04:06:15
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I know everywhere that Mike comes, Ben, so I don't have to worry about that. I can't say the same because you're with high school sweetheart. I went through a long phase of being a total slut.
04:06:26
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so Oh, my. so the war I'll be i'll be honest with you. I'll be honest with you right now. One of them was a friend of mine that I met when I was 13 years old. We were best friends growing up, and we finally hooked up when I was –
04:06:43
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32 think and then it was like two months later she was back with her ex but she was pregnant and it was a little weird and I'm still not entirely sure and she's not entirely sure but we're going to let him say that it's his and we're not going to worry about it sure so we're going to go with that because why because it saves me a lot of fucking money it sure does I'm not going to question it we're good I already paid $1,200 a month in child support. I don't need to make that $17. Rick's going to be Rick.
04:07:20
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Rick's going to be Rick, yep. What do you think worse? Paying child support or buying all the Christmas presents? I have to do both. Oh, I didn't know that. I have to provide everything at my house that they are provided at their mother's. So i have to buy them Their own clothing for here. Their own bedding for here. Their own shoes for here. that's flushing I have to provide a Christmas for them here. All that.
04:07:47
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And I'm responsible for all the transportation and they're 50 minutes away. They don't live with you. Nope. but i have to And I don't get to claim them on my taxes either. i don't want to talk about this. We shouldn't be talking about this. I don't care. I like playing Call of Duty with them though. they my kids My kids are fucking awesome.
04:08:07
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Of course. They are cool kids. I love both of them. Brittany knows both of them and Glick knows both of them. My kids are fantastic. They're very well behaved. They're very respectful.
04:08:18
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My daughter is an athlete. My son is a bookworm. They are... Two Christmases. Of course they would be. no I'll tell you right now. Christmas has not always been easy.
04:08:32
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It's not... it's not Two Christmases is not always easy and it's not as fancy as you would think. Now that they're older and understand it a little bit better, they don't. off one heart when you say I already got this from my mom, you asshole. that would never literally Their mother and I actually communicate about Christmas.
04:08:54
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um My mom bought my brother a hoodie. The same exact hoodie two years in a row. I already got three of these from the dad I like better. Well, there's only one dad. Oh, oh my bad. there's Oh, well, the guy that my mom is married to now. Two The guy that my... I'm listening to you, Brittany. I'm listening to you, Brittany.
04:09:20
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Sorry, go ahead.
04:09:23
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The guy that my mom is married to now was in the same jail cell as my dad. And he got out earlier from prison. he was able to get your mom first.
04:09:36
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My grandparents gave him a place to stay. And so, yeah, my mom... You should have been happy I was interrupting this. but That whole conversation was a little... It's a sad story, right?
04:09:49
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don't care what the fuck. That is what it is. I'm just being a jerky jerk. We know. that That thing, i don't really care about. It is what it is. We're cool now.
04:10:02
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like to goof around. Yeah, me too. It's crazy. and It is crazy, though I know. It's kind of a wild story. Oh, yeah. I like people's story. Everyone's got to do it.
04:10:13
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i was like... It was when I was like one. I'm 31 now. like it's what it it is what it is. You're young.
04:10:22
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yeah and i I feel old as fuck. How old are you? What the fuck? I'm 40. You're crazy. No, it's old. Never mind. crazy no it's old too yeah never mind
04:10:39
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ah I always thought I looked young, so maybe I could just be young. Some parts of me
Music Discussions and Personal Stories
04:10:47
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don't. That's not how works, man. Some parts don't look like my hairline. Oh, oh wow okay. Yeah, when you take off the hat, it shows.
04:10:59
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Hey, how dare you? I'm using mine, so don't worry about it. Mine's going away. mine's going away Is it? That's all right. wait I mean, it's not. No, it's not like there are some people like when you go bald, bald, you go bald by like 20. Like people lose their hair.
04:11:20
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Like they lose their hair when they're like 20 and 30 and shit. You know when you're bald. this is just This is just Jack Nicholson. here No, mine is... It's a receiving hairline. Mine is all back here.
04:11:32
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As you can see, it's thinning. Oh, that means you're a thinker. I actually blame that on a 14-year-old daughter. Of course, yeah. And the white hairs in the beard come from the 13-year-old son.
04:11:48
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um Yeah, I don't see it too much. don yeah i won't because I pull every one of them. Oh, just like Is there one behind you right now? ah No, no and nobody's here. Just me. um it was your mind i have to give I have to give credit to my children.
04:12:06
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My son just got invited to join a band. What? um Aside from the orchestra that he took at school playing the cello, he is self-taught on the acoustic guitar and of the piano.
04:12:20
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And he is phenomenal on both of those. Some people... Him and some of his buddies have just decided to start a band and they invited him in called the Unhinged Monkeys. I was about to say, what's their name? Unhinged Monkeys? Yep.
04:12:38
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I was in a band called a Minute Society. Hold on, hold hold on. took my earbud out. I wasn't listening. Are you talking about Wyatt? Wyatt was asked to join a band. He was asked to play the keyboard in a band called the Unhinged Monkeys.
04:12:51
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on um um They've been talking about it for three days, so they haven't even had a chance to get together and practice yet. But he's super excited about it. And obviously he's got my support a thousand percent because I went to school with a bunch of guys who did... i went to dozens of Battle of the Bands with local high school friends that were in bands.
04:13:13
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Me too. They were all really... you know A couple of them were really good and should have pursued it. One of them did. Actually, two of them did. One is currently a roadie for the Deftones, and the other one has his own band. I love Deftones.
04:13:26
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The other has his own band. that They play a lot of local gigs. And then my buddy Paul Cummings, who does country-type music, played in front of the president and Waco after that fertilizer plant blew up.
04:13:40
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ah Oh, yeah. When they did that big memorial. And he has a song called the Firefighter's Song. On Apple Music, Spotify, anywhere you can get music. That has gone worldwide known because of what it's about.
04:13:54
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oh yeah. That's awesome. yeah I have some friends that have made it big.
04:14:00
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don't want to say his name, but hell yeah to his son. not to mention appreciate that Not to mention, if you listen to any sort of country music and you've ever heard of the band Muscadine Bloodline, I know Gary and Charlie very well.
04:14:17
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so That's awesome. Yep. I've been in the music industry for a long fucking time. Oh, I have too. I used to save up my lunch money in middle school and high school just to go to shows every weekend.
04:14:33
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Yep. One of my friends, he does like the, sets up all of the speakers and shit and did it at the White House. All that shit. Yeah.
04:14:46
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I love that. Music industry is what's up. That's probably why I'm so fucking deaf, honestly.
04:14:56
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Fucking sucks. Are you deaf? No. I have selective hearing. Ignore me. Yeah, you bitch. I didn't miss you at all, Rick.
04:15:09
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I know you didn't. get If you did, if you did, my Snapchat would have stayed busy. Whatever, dude. You're just a butthead to all the time. am not. Yes, you are.
04:15:19
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Nope.
04:15:22
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i am not yes you are nope I'm not good to anybody. I'm a nice guy. i Agree to disagree. I'm a nice na you can one is the behind of me, bro. want to do that now. that game I'll slap you down. Let's go.
04:15:39
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you don't want to play that game now well i'll let her down i think yeah let's go I'm going to get out of here, you guys. I've had a good time. This is crazy. Thank you for putting up for me. I apologize. You're good. Bye. You guys have a good night.
04:15:59
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Later, Holmes. Bye. Deuces.
04:16:10
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What was that? Sis, get off your phone.
04:16:18
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Johnny, what are you doing? shit. i ah I'm playing some fucking video games. What are you playing? Assassin's Creed Valhalla. Oh, the new one?
04:16:30
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Yeah. Yeah, everybody's been freaking sending me pictures of that shit.
04:16:38
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See, I used to have all three DLCs to this shit.
04:16:44
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Nope, nope, nope. Nowadays, i are I spend more time creating tattoos, so.
04:16:53
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Yeah, oh, wait, really? Wait, wait, wait, what? You spend time creating tattoos? Wait. For the most part, yeah. I, uh. Show me some of your shit.
04:17:04
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Send me your shit. um like sam me but She just asked for a Glick picture, Johnny. Send her your hood, Johnny. Hey, listen, Absent. umator good ja listen mr ason Are you done fucking with your phone or what?
04:17:21
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happy because i literally but i didn't go but i do i said mr absent Are you doing fucking around with your phone or what? I thought you called me abstinence. I was getting ready to bite you. No, absent. Like, not fucking present.
04:17:41
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Like, I was getting ready to be like, you're like, fuck us, I'm driving to Georgia. I'm kicking Rick's ass right now. Come on with it, motherfucker. don't do color. I do mostly a black and gray. and like I'm bringing beer. Guess what I got.
04:17:59
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Box seats to the Monday Night Bills-Falcons game. wonder if I have any. Just box seats. Sweet box seats. So I get free booze and free food all night, too. Hell yeah. yeah How'd you get them?
04:18:13
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The guy at work, Ricky, he owns one of the boxes at Ben's. Nice. Hell yeah. Let's go, man. And I told him I wanted to take the kids to their first Bills game. Have you ever been in a suite yet? No.
04:18:24
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Never. Have ever been in suite before? Never. So. It's tough. have numbers.
04:18:31
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my
04:18:36
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My kids' is godfather. He used to work for Pepsi.
04:18:44
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God damn it. You hiccups? Un momento. That means you're going to oh yeah yes so One of my wood burnings.
04:18:57
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Nice. Nice. yeah the hurricane to gus Hurricanes eliminated Ovi in the caps.
04:19:07
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I don't know any cavalier yeah oh fucking Cavaliers got four to one. They lost that bat.
04:19:18
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yeah I'm only talking about this because I know you're not going to be functional tomorrow to discuss this. Yeah, yeah, we'll we'll talk about it eventually. You're not going to be functional at all. How much have you had tonight? No, no, I gotta, dude. Buddy, we don't do the podcast till fucking one and you're not even going to be alive.
04:19:37
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Dude, I have to try to do Cash's show tomorrow. And then I also have to be at the school tomorrow by 2 o'clock. So my daughter can drop off. If you have to be at the school by 2, we'll just nix our show because we don't ever start on time. We're not going to do a 30-minute show.
04:19:57
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I'm sorry. I'm not going to sit here for 30-minute show. We'll nix ours and push it out a week. What are you guys doing? so Yeah. Mind your business. sport Whatever. your business. Mind your business. who Mind your business, Hoa.
04:20:16
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No, it's not swore. It's another one that I haven't really finished yet. I would actually get that tattooed. I would get that done on the back of my other leg. but yeah You want to talk shit some more, Rick?
04:20:28
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call it why um Take the flowers out, wrap some barbed wire on the horns, and put a tattered American flag on one of the horns. And I'd put that bitch on the back of my leg. Hey, Rick, 1997 called me. I don't have any car wear on my whole body, bitch.
04:20:46
Speaker
There's some random shit set of watercolors. Brittany! Brittany! Can you design me mownier for one hand?
04:20:58
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can you can you design me ammonia for one hand Hell yeah. And a symbol of Loki for the other hand. You're not getting that fucking name. Yes, I would be joking. Actually, hey Brittany, hey Brittany, hey Brittany.
04:21:15
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I do a lot of shit. That looks like a between the titties tattoo. that's that's That's great Brittany, but I gotta ask you a question. Yes. Hey Rick, mind your fucking business for a second.
04:21:28
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Can you design something? Can you design can you do sign something on my thumb that wraps around and goes my index finger? ah him A throat necklace?
04:21:39
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Oh my god, what a fucking douche. What a fucking douche. Ladies love it. No, I'm just saying, in all honesty, I am going to get a Molnir and a Loki on my hand. I don't
Social Media and Content Creation Challenges
04:21:56
Speaker
want to. I don't want to.
04:21:57
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i don't he does he He does. He brought it out. now he start He's trying to walk it back because I laughed at him. I don't give a good goddamn at the end of the day.
04:22:13
Speaker
if if the right woman comes wrong and she comes along and she asks me to do it, you can judge me all you want. If the right woman comes along and then was gonna she asks for it, you better fucking believe she's going to get it.
04:22:28
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a lot of time But I'm also in the mindset now where I'm done proving myself at the end of the day. You got to prove yourself. Click. I've told you a hundred times.
04:22:41
Speaker
I've told you a hundred times. If they don't bring something to your table that you can't put on the table, don't kick on the chair off the line. Where the fuck do you think I'm at right now? It took long enough that the but you can't put there.
04:22:55
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it has took It has took me long enough I literally said it Tuesday night I was live on TikTok and all of them persons was acting some sort of way and I said all you bitches got me fucked up all you bitches got me fucked up here vis got here mo i ask that man her hold on ah does this go live on tikokk too No, it doesn't.
04:23:24
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bro and i I was live on tape. You need to put this on the tick of talks that you and I do lives together. We have the same audience.
04:23:36
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Dude, just fucking get back on TikTok and let's go live together. tikok Fuck TikTok Share this out to TikTok and make it so it's live on there and we're ready i Dude I have Nobody comes in here But I put it out there Tuesday night I was live And all them thirsty ass bitches was acting some sort of way And I'm like I'm gonna let y'all know right now Where I'm at Where I am right now How I feel about relationships Y'all bitches got to prove yourselves to me.
04:24:06
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I'm done proving myself to you. How do they come into just your live on TikTok, but they won't come in when it shows this live? live Because this live is not live on TikTok, and nothing on this network will ever go live on TikTok. Because it'll get banned. Because we will win.
04:24:21
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ah yeah but right lady like She doesn't understand how many times you and I have been banned on TikTok. Dude, my my main account what my main account my main account where we met is is is standard it's called Well, it's like us getting chapped in on calls. And I didn't do anything. It's a little worse. TikTok's a lot more fucking liberal than that. My main account is gone, and I didn't do anything. I wasn't even boosting on that bitch, and it got Thanos'd.
04:24:58
Speaker
That's crazy. but so The nonsensical network TikTok page, no lives. Ixnay, permanent band.
04:25:10
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You want to know why? going to bed, buddy? I'm intrigued, homeboy. Good night, buddy. Brittany said good night. Good night. I went live on TikTok middle of the afternoon. or no it it was it was It was after I got home from work.
04:25:27
Speaker
Got live on there to promote new shows and stuff like that. so i'm on there i'm like what's going on guys just click from the nonsensical network we're changing shit up blaity blah blah blah here's the new lineup less than a five minute live banned permanently you got some haters son yes drug use sexual activity nudity home for the children and i'm like what
04:25:58
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and i am so and i and i am not And I appealed it. It less than a five minute video. And I appealed it. In less than 30 seconds, TikTok said, appeal not approved. And I'm like, whoa, you're out your motherfucking mind, TikTok.
04:26:12
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You're out of your motherfucking mind, TikTok. now i even use six time i can I can go live on my backup account. I can act a fool. When I drink beer, I do this. Yup, you got to lean out of the screen.
04:26:26
Speaker
Yeah, you gotta you remember do you remember one of was Do you remember when i was driving that one day and I got nailed for nudity while i was driving down the fucking road? Yeah! Wait, wait, wait. No, no, no, no. You can't just say that and not explain the story. I wasn't doing I was literally driving.
04:26:45
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i was just I was driving a big truck and the camera was looking at me and they nailed me and banned me for seven days for nudity. And I literally was just driving. They used to hit me when I would smoke.
04:26:57
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When I'd smoke a cigarette, they'd hit me for unsafe behavior.
04:27:02
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I used to... I lived on a fucking TikTok band on the fucking regular. And did I tell you, Glick, about a month ago, my fucking backup account got snatched.
04:27:14
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Got hacked and snatched. Oh, really? Yeah, it's gone. Like, I've tried to fucking... I've reported it already. Somebody fucking hacked into it and snatched that bitch on me.
04:27:27
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it was funny as fuck it what ah do they have like oh my god it had like i don't know probably close to like 9 000 followers rick i've kind of missed you a little bit my main account has 34 000 followers is oh there you go i was pretty fucking popular on the tech of talks for a while
04:27:55
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I have a video on YouTube that has like 31,000 views. It's really embarrassing. Let's see what my biggest views are on my Tick of Talk.
04:28:07
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I have my Tic Tac open right now.
04:28:13
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There's one that's got 18.7. might get over here soon.
04:28:20
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um might get on through here soon I lost so many fucking videos because I lost the audios to so many of them. Okay, guys. Give me some ideas of drawings.
04:28:34
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but Just give you two.
04:28:37
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Say it again because I'm stoned as fuck. ah Surprise. There's one that's thousand.
04:28:49
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Well, everybody's saying different things at the same time, too, so I'm like, fuck. moon world Molnir and a Loki symbol.
04:29:02
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Molnir and Loki, okay. Yeah, Loki symbol. Do you know what Loki symbol is? Yes, I do. No, you don't. What is it?
04:29:13
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Loki. Do you know who Loki is? The brother of Thor. Thor. Well, not really. you notice Do you know his symbol is? Do you want me to fucking draw it right now? It's not just anti-HIV positive.
04:29:29
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I just want you to fucking answer the goddamn question because it's not fucking Marvel element. I know Marvel. No, know No, it is not the Marvel fucking element.
04:29:42
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Loki's symbol is a circle with three serpents.
04:29:49
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Yes, sir. i God, I want to fight you so bad right now. do I want to fucking fight you too, bitch. I know. ah i want to glick you right in your face.
04:30:02
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Ew! It's not sexual. Glick is versatile. shit. Golly, Jay.
04:30:13
Speaker
You fucking make my... You glick and make my head hurt. That's what I'm here for. Which head? I don't remember which one.
04:30:26
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Now I'm trying to see which one had my most views ever. That one had 76,000. You never actually
04:30:38
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saw on that one.
04:30:41
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you never actually saw me on that one
04:30:50
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a
04:30:54
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Crazy. Crazy the fucking Tic Tacs.
Music Festival Experiences and Humor
04:31:04
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It's crazy looking at them too.
04:31:10
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Mm-hmm. Yep.
04:31:30
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i remember it was the one with jt dumb that had the most views ever and that one is currently gone
04:31:45
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they've taken down a bunch of my videos glick
04:31:50
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What are you surprised? No, like they fucking, they're deleted. Like they're gone, gone. Oh, the person that had your thing? no they shouldn't have been gone. Like, I can't even see all the way back where it started.
04:32:05
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Geez.
04:32:10
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No, dude. So, with TikTok videos disappearing and stuff like that, sounds have been muted. um dude i i my they they automatically um put videos into an algorithm of 18 or plus or they'll automatically just delete videos if they go against guidelines
04:32:37
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it's just wild to me how ridiculous it got ridiculous
04:32:52
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Like some of my fucking, my most popular video ever, the one I did with JT Dumbfuck is gone. Like gone, gone.
04:33:00
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That's crazy.
04:33:03
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That explains why my viewer numbers went down.
04:33:09
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Let's see. When was the last video I made? 12, 13, 21. TikTok for four years.
04:33:15
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twenty one um enough tiktok for four years
04:33:23
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yeah Oh, I just realized your thing said it's daddy, bitch. Fuck
04:33:40
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I haven't talked to you in a while. I've missed you, Rick. Nobody misses me. I don't ever go away. Can't miss somebody who don't go away.
04:33:50
Speaker
Well, all y'all keep playing fucking Warzone and it only has four people in it and it's always full so it's like, what the fuck?
04:34:00
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There's usually three or four different fucking games of Warzone going on but we're all in the same chat. yeah ah Which really fucks everything up. ah so I'll be able to play some more soon once I get all this shit fucking straightened out.
04:34:23
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Oh, man. but
04:34:29
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I don't ever get invited to play Call of Duty. Do you even play? Bitch, shut your fucking whore mouth. I play every day. Hey, it's slore mouth to you.
04:34:43
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Shut your glickin' slore mouth. Okay.
04:34:50
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hello yeah
04:34:54
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Johnny Bones, I love your song, We Are the Champions. You just look like Freddie Mercury. Actually, you did kind of look a little... No, you don't look like Freddie Mercury.
04:35:06
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You look like the cat who played Freddie Mercury in Bohemian Rhapsody. The cat? but Have you ever seen Bohemian Rhapsody? The cat that played... Yeah, right, Johnny Bones is just like you.
04:35:21
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Oh my god, dude. Fuck, yeah.
04:35:28
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Sometimes. When the day ends and why? I don't
04:35:36
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i don't even know what he just said. i wasn't paying attention. When the day ends and why? Every day, buddy. Every day.
04:35:45
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I made my buddy Wisdom mute me last night. Because I kept talking to him in my 1-900-talk-dirty voice. it The whole night. was like, was like, wisdom, come here.
04:35:57
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I'm behind you and I'm coming. Wisdom! And he muted me. It was actually pretty funny. Oh my god.
04:36:08
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I love fucking with Liz. For real. He's so fun to fuck with. He'll give it back like real quick. That's not how that works.
04:36:21
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my my good Oh, my Hey. so hey
04:36:28
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what? you You already know fucking what. i didn't see yeah I didn't do nothing. You did. You all are turds.
04:36:39
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You're turds. So I have this tattoo printer.
04:36:46
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can draw... i
04:36:50
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so i have all i have just like a tattoo printer arch seven girl on this paper and print out the stencil shit to put on your skin.
04:37:08
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And tattoo it. Yeah. Pay me, bitches.
04:37:15
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Wait, hold on. What? What the fuck? Yeah, tattoo paper. Transfer paper. Yeah, you know what I'm saying. I'm sorry. Transfer paper, yeah.
04:37:26
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And a printer.
04:37:29
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And the tattoo gun that my mom bought for me for Christmas a couple years ago.
04:37:38
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I'm getting good what i want thank oh good. You're so distracted tonight. It's fucking ridiculous. I
04:37:54
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I was literally just talking and and I was like, what is Britney? And I'm all over. I love how you look up at him like you're in like the Brady Bunch or some shit. You're like, what?
04:38:08
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You are so distracted. You know what, you know Rick? Typically, I don't light her up, but this is for you. There's a time for boats in la and horses. No, no, no.
04:38:26
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I'm all engaged. Sometimes I like to just sit back and let y'all talk. I'm letting this train wake up just for you, Rick. You know, yeah Noah, how are you doing?
04:38:40
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What's a new face? Who are you? Hello! She's the best! Duh! I don't even know who you are!
04:38:52
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I don't know if she is either. I don't know who I am in there. Yeah, exactly. oh um We can't hear you, darling.
04:39:05
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what in the actual fork truck is going on right now hello ah you're enjoy hi dr it out to be nice enjoy this ya do i better have another brown i like it that would be nice i like mouth yeah you do have to be nice the first thing she says is
04:39:41
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you know amazing some out of the bathroom and dream the first thing she says is yes you have to be nice um man yeah and What in the end? Did you just... Oh, she's smelling a straw.
04:39:59
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I was like, what in the fuck are you doing? I bet she had smelled herself to wind herself up. oh Who the fuck are you? Where the fuck did you come from? And what are you doing? Hold on, let me look at you.
04:40:16
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This woman is a crazy woman known as Noelle. You're so dumb. So dumb. but no well i again I'm so confucted right now.
04:40:28
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What happened? same reallyy why are you joining him man I'm not dumb. Trust me. I'm probably the smartest one on this stream right now. the most least influenced person right now.
04:40:44
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Because I got one that's drunk and I got two that are hot. Which one's drunk, which one's high? Well, the drunk one is here and here, and the drunk one is way over there.
04:40:56
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I'm crossfaded. ah Johnny and I are on the same page. Crossfade was a good band. They really were. They had some good ones.
04:41:09
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I would check them out at our music festival. like but move i would i would i would check them out our music festival no yeah I wouldn't like walk past them.
04:41:22
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I mean, there's a lot of things I would walk past. i don't know that CrossFade's one of them. Yeah. you What the fuck? Where's my nicotine?
04:41:35
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What the fuck?
04:41:39
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People that vape lose their shit all the time. you I don't. What a about a sport? is he used to be a wrestler. I've seen all those three of those bouts back there. he didn't he was The only thing he wrestled is his own snake. like He is a bathroom right now taking a piss.
04:42:00
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and It takes away and that takes two hands. One to brush the bush aside and the other to grab a hold of it. No. You're so annoying. You have all autism, guys. i do have a touch of tism, but I'm definitely not annoying.
04:42:15
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god i theres them Yes, I was. I was a professional wrestler. I was a world heavyweight undisputed champion. He loved wrestling all the men that were swimming. Really? trying to keep your identity a secret.
04:42:29
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you see this way yeah yeah yeah like i was trying to keep your your i was trying to keep your identity a secret Oh, yeah. What he said. Whatever he said is 100% true.
04:42:41
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I was never a professional. We were a tag team. We were a Wesley. That's actually true. were the ambiguously gay duo. We were a tag team. were a tag team. That's the only thing I believe.
04:42:58
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we were still anything i believe we were where Where in wrestling were you at? I really want to see it. There was a lot of... a lot of ah We went to Japan a lot. Japan was where we did the rest of the time. MPGJW.
04:43:16
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Is that what the Japanese one was? You've been drinking your events now. No, we're too old now. We're almost 40. One's over 40, the other's almost 40. We can't do it no more.
04:43:29
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um ju Yeah, over 40. No, I'm not. lying. He's got it twisted. He's over 40 and I'm still 38.
04:43:38
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he's got it twisted he um yeah bill thirty eight I'll be 24 in October. Backwards. dyslexia is showing. Your CTE is showing.
04:43:51
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Well, I'm glad.
04:43:55
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Your CTE is showing Chris Van Laugh. Excuse me when I go murder my family. I'll be right back. That's really not that funny. Brittany, why are you laughing? Come on, Vinny.
04:44:07
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Because they're fucking around She's confused She's high She's on copious amounts of marijuana And I'm about to smoke some more ba yeah She's on copious amounts of marijuana I'm just drinking an apple flavored drink That tastes delicious What is it what is it from and johnny are you it's it's from? It's from ah The state that I live in in Georgia From Cartersville It's actually made right here in Cartersville Where I live And it was really good? Is that drink it good? It's absolutely delicious.
04:44:42
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It's probably my favorite apple drink ever. And they finally gave it to me in Georgia, which is fantastic. You guys just got family in Georgia? They did not release it here the first two years they had it on the market. And they brewed it right in Cartersville.
04:44:59
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I used have to drive an hour to Tennessee to go get it. Yeah, that's crazy. It pissed me off so bad. Yeah. I
Beverages, Tattoos, and Gaming
04:45:08
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even Anheuser-Busch and was like, hey, why is this not available for me? and ruin it right here And so the other guy, why do you not let me up every time I join you? but Because he's yeah talkinggging to me I don't have that kind of control.
04:45:26
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Yeah, Johnny Bones. Yeah, what the fuck, Johnny? I'm going to say that very honestly. I'm going to say that very honestly. Okay.
04:45:38
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Because a lot of the other panels been around to, you brought some bullshit to. Way to go, Planners Peanuts. So no. was one of the little eyeglasses.
04:45:50
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Wow, i didn i expect i i didn't expect johnny to I didn't expect Johnny to drop the... He went straight for the juggler. He was like, what you're dead.
04:46:02
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I could have cut corners. I would talk shit to people. I would allow that up mind. She could talk shit to me. She's playing with straw, though, and that's a little awkward. that's that She said I was autistic, and she's over here spinning a straw in circles.
04:46:20
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of anxiety i can't help it do you have anxiety no i'm just tv like all love yall and i kiss it is too good do we talk about this hold on stop i want to about this i don't thank you so the reason that you spin the straw okay that's not It's called a tick. It's called a fidget. It's a fidget. Yes, it's a tick.
04:46:46
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It's a tick. man Most people, every single person on the earth has a form of Tourette's. of them, it's a verbal tick. They say things like, okay, okay. I say ass, fuck, dog, dog,
04:46:59
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doking hookerss yeah oh god because I swear to God. I will punch your tiny ass on the wall. and I'm able to talk about this because I actually have Tourette's.
04:47:14
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Fuck you, dude. Do you have verbal things, Noel? What do you mean? is the host as the house As the host, I'm out real quick. As the host, Rick, I did bring up earlier The people without kids are talking about people with kids.
04:47:32
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Correct. Brittany does have Tourette's. So you got to give her a little bit of lenience. I'm not giving, I'm not saying she doesn't, but I'm saying that as a guy who drove around for months listening to all sorts of different psychological books about different medical cases, like.
04:47:47
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Oh my God, we don't want to hear you. Just because you Googled something doesn't mean you know everything about it. didn't Google shit. I listened to college books about it.
04:47:58
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Rick? Come on, Brittany.
04:48:02
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I swear to God.
04:48:05
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One of these days, pow, right to the moon.
04:48:12
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She earned it, too. Yeah, even Johnny was like, bop. She's up here, though, so I got a cunt punch. Wow. but I just cunt punched her right above me. Wham! Right your snatch.
04:48:30
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Moose knuckle donkey punch? I just cunt punched her. We're not going back to the donkey. Every time she gets out of line, Glick, I'm just going to cunt punch her. Moose knuckle donkey punch. Just cunt punch the hell out her. I don't know where I am on your screen, but she's directly above me on mine.
04:48:47
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So it's literally just a way out. What you see on the screen is so you can cunt punch the hell out of her. The way it looks is I'm literally punching her right in her snatch.
04:49:02
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your straw. I was just saying what we used to do with straws. I didn't start a cook with straws.
04:49:13
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Why are you so slouching? Can we find
04:49:19
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i didn't sort co with he i all the good land my wow why are they louded that and we Can we like turn her volume down a little? She's so much louder. Yeah, it is really loud.
04:49:32
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like You're way louder. Where's your microphone? Is it like on your chest?
04:49:37
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You're significantly louder than everybody else. There we go. Oh my god, so much better. Thank you so much.
04:49:52
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Be nice, Rick. I want to quick drink. Do I have to be nice? i want No, i don't. like Okay, cool. No, you got free reign, brother. I might need another beer You told me to get another one right off the website. My phone's going to ring in a minute, and I know it's going to.
04:50:16
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I'm going to start smoking pipe tobacco again. How about we all cheers? I'm going to start smoking pipe tobacco again. Why? Don't do that. People like that make me want light right up. You're pointing at me, Dick Fred! There you go. You got it now.
04:50:36
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um He was pointing at me. She's over here. She's over here. Really? Wait, me? No, no, no.
04:50:45
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yeah and no no Oh, she's over there to me. No. EDR, bro. I'm not talking about you. I know.
04:50:56
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I'm the coolest of the cool. infection No, you're not. i wear I had a problem with you. here I'm cool with the backside of the pillow, bitches! You're just another big brother this. Are you still talking?
04:51:17
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Looks like she's jerking sound. She's on his rotation, bro. That motherfucker is just spinning. I'm spinning and spinning and spinning. ah feel like it's a song.
04:51:29
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She's jerking sound. What brought you to the party? Brought me to party. Me and Becky are... Who the fuck is Becky? I'm sorry.
04:51:41
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i'm sorry Becky! Get your ass up here! Where's Becky? Where the fuck is Becky? Where's Becky? but Excuse me? it was It was... What brought you to the party? You drunk, autistic boy. No, you have to answer... Let's address this. I'm sober. You have to answer B, I'm not autistic. I wish I was, then have an excuse for having the dumb shit out of there. But, can ask you a question. Who the fuck is Becky? Where the fuck is Becky? Where is Becky?
04:52:14
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hey No, it wasn't Becky. It's Brittany. Me and Brittany are you two. i No, don't know who you are. you are.
04:52:29
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Remember on Discord? yeah, I guess so, maybe. This is what you get for fucking around on Discord, dope. I knew Discord wasn't a safe place.
04:52:45
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I just barely go on there. Discord is not a safe place. I knew it. go there to talk to my brothers. There's predators there's predators on Discord. My actual like blood brothers. There's predators on Discord.
04:53:01
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Okay, say it one more time, bitch. I'm going to tell you, there's predators on Discord. Adult predators. Like you.
04:53:12
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Well, I'm never another predator either. Speaking of predators, there's like three brand new... What? I have no control. Three brand new what? I have no of my body. Oh there's There's three brand new fucking...
04:53:38
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There's three brand new predator movies coming out this year. No, don't lie to me. Dude, I you. don't know. which They kind of fucked it up on the last AVP. I'm kind of disappointed. Did you watch?
04:53:53
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Did damn right yeah watch what? ah right Brittany! Whoever's laughing. Sorry, Brittany, not you. The other fuzzy-haired chick.
04:54:04
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Stop laughing. i can't hear him. Did you watch Prey? It's on Amazon. It was on Amazon original. I have not. Is it good? Watch Prey. Dude, it's so fucking good. It's a Predator movie.
04:54:15
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But it goes way back to indigenous people. i have to I literally have to pray because I got know i have to go take a piss. So i'm going to pray to the porcelain god that it consumes all my liquid so I can get more beer.
04:54:28
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So I'll be back in just a moment. Are you going to take a piss? Yes, I'm going to pray that I can see my tiny penis to aim it properly. You remind me of that, trip Bronson.
04:54:42
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Please, Lord, baby Jesus, let me find my dickens to not piss on my hand. getting years old number I honestly
04:54:57
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um he's gonna yeah take it for he's goingnna go you know he's go to well it sounds like he might have fallen i know i just suppose that yeah a bit i hope we did honestly sure if not That bitch. Lean as fuck. Yes.
04:55:21
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You're what? up You're lean as fuck. Johnny, you're looking rough, bro. You're looking like you're high. Okay.
04:55:34
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There's one more person that's more high than me, and it's it's him. All right, SpongeBob.
04:55:47
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That's what the dude that does Spunsrob. See, i know yeah I never put that two and two it together. I got that from Team Four Star Dragon Ball parody growing up.
04:56:00
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Ah, okay. Yeah, man. but That's the wait. and No, no, no, wait. Repeat that? Team Four Star Dragon Ball parody. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Okay.
04:56:13
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Dragon Ball parody. The dude runs away and he's like...
04:56:22
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We're nerds. We're going to be here for a couple more minutes because we decided that the trifecta was the best action. Oh, God.
04:56:33
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This guy's back. Get fucked. They're disappearing act. Listen here. You're going to get glicked? Oh, shit. fucking Harry Houdini over i get I brought it back and I hate it, but whatever.
04:56:51
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Okay, so I really need to address the fact why she called me a dumbass, a drunken autistic. That one over there? The one of that way.
04:57:03
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I got it right now. Why did you call me a dumbass, drunk, and autistic? Because you are crazy. This is me when I'm sober. You see what this tongue can do.
04:57:20
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and i do mr cu Yeah, that shut everybody up. Every one of y'all go fuck yourselves. Shut everybody up. shut the whole fucking thing down.
04:57:32
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How about you sitting sit and spin? It's not going to have the same effect.
04:57:41
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Sit and spin. So either way, you called me a dumbass. You have no idea how intelligent I am. You called me a drunk. You don't even know if that was my first fan You don't even know that was shit.
04:57:51
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you don't even know house I'm talking. That was my first fear. And you called me autistic, which is offensive to people that I know that are actually autistic because they're even cooler than I am.
04:58:05
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You are autistic. You said that. What's wrong with being autistic? Shush, quiet. I'm talking. Because he is. Can you shut up, guy? Finally. Hey, Noel. Guess what? That's not how people conversate. Get the fuck out. I can't shut up. I'm trying to have a conversation.
04:58:26
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yeah yeah and you don't like it i'm trying to have a conversation But she has no backup for her prior assumptions. That's literally not how people talk to each other. She has no idea about her prior assumptions. you guys are cunts in here.
04:58:45
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not. My name is Rick. name is Rick. My name is Rick. And we can be friends. But you have to apologize for your shitty assumptions.
04:58:56
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You don't want to be friends with her. Listen, I will handle this. but She has to apologize for her shitty assumptions because you don't know me from the next guy walking down the street. You walk up to random stranger on the street and go, hey, you dumbass drunk autistic fuck.
04:59:10
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yes Yeah, exactly. but like not you have You don't have black eyes. You don't walk around saying that shit. No, that's disrespectful. Somebody would pop you in the mouth.
04:59:25
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I'd be like one in a way. I'd be like laughing. I'm telling you, man. you would be curb stomped like real quick.
04:59:39
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Maybe not by Brittany, but by somebody else. By you. By you. No, I totally... I refused to hit a woman. I was raised better than that. I wouldn't start it, but I would finish it.
04:59:52
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I know i might on him but I might punch the hooker that stole my phone right in the fucking mouth last week. If I could ever find that bitch again, I'd punch her right in her goddamn cocksucker. What happened?
05:00:04
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She stole my phone. She was a hooker in Vegas. And i worked I didn't even pay her. i didn't do anything. You just called him to shut up. Yeah, she lifted that bitch off the table while her drug dealer boyfriend was talking to me.
05:00:16
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I wasn't buying street pharmaceuticals so and I wasn't buying a hooker, but apparently she wanted my $1,200 cell phone. So she picked it up and walked off and then called me a fat bastard while she was fucking 100 feet away knowing my fat ass wasn't running to chase her down.
05:00:31
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Why? Why? Because you were scared. You were scared of girls. my God. Dude. What am I going to do to her? Am I going to punch her in the face? Get your phone back, Johnny, I feel you. got a brand new one. I can't handle this woman.
05:00:46
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I told y'all, I've been on panels with her. I can't fucking tell you. I got a brand new one. What do I what i care? She's got a brick and I have a brand new one. Why would you not go and chase her down?
Nostalgia and Regional Memories
05:00:56
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That's so stupid. would I exert my drunken energy Vegas to chase her down?
05:01:04
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chip why why would i why would i exert my drunken and and a to chase her down Because Because people do that To chase people down for that Hey Noel Hey Noel Hold on Johnny I have no reason to chase her down Because as soon as I go to Verizon Can you stop entertaining this please No I'm having fun This is what I do That's why clicked left and said go ahead Rick Dude I'm glad to see y'all But after 14 brain surgeries Her shit fucking hurts man
05:01:39
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Take some ibuprofen and let me talk. I don't care. That's not but that how that works Take some Aleve then. That's not how that works. That's not how that works. You might need a couple more bong rips there, Big JB.
05:01:54
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And I can't because my lungs are shit. I can't anymore. i'm going to be in the hospital, man. I can't. Hold on. I'm trying to figure this out. You know her and Brittany shared it to her on Discord.
05:02:06
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so you both i don't even remember I don't remember. don't remember, honestly. Remember? i Yes, they know me. ah i I don't remember this.
05:02:17
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Yes, you do remember this. Remember I texted you on Discord? You stupid. i don't remember this. I don't even know who you are. I just know you have fuzzy hair.
05:02:29
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That's all I know.
05:02:34
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this book I'm not even going to entertain that. She's got fuzzy hair. It showed in the light.
05:02:45
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And she keeps looking past her phone or whatever she's looking at because she's like watching TV or something. What?
05:02:54
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you She's just off on trolling people. She can't troll me. You can't troll me. I'm untrollable. Oh, yeah. Well, that's true. Like how? How can I troll you?
05:03:07
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You can't troll me. You can't troll Rick. I'm untrollable. Because I'm like Dave Chappelle in Don't Give a Flying Fucking Space. the almost let me see about my way can i get coetss small Can you see that little bitty gap between my fingers?
05:03:26
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Yes. That's about how much of a fuck I give about you in my life. Literally about that much.
05:03:34
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tights kind of buho like I don't know that I could make it any smaller and filthy light through it. Can we go back to like having like a good time? Not on your luckiest day could I do that for you.
05:03:50
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Not on your luckiest day. Well, I don't know. Why do you hate me so much, Vic? Take your hair down. Why? Because they want to see if it would be worth it. No.
05:04:02
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Oh, well, then it's not worth it. You guys can have your own little private conversations. I can do whatever the fuck I want. No, I don't. if Oh, Lord. Who's got the tunes jamming?
05:04:17
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Me. Who do you fucking think? What are you listening to? A Watt Music by Travis Scott. Oh, Travis Scott? Yeah, he's a douche.
05:04:29
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he that yeah I will say his an event on Fortnite was pretty dope that's like it no it wasn't it was stupid dude I was stoned as fuck and tripping so it was pretty sick that's like that's like they fucking they made a hero out of it a guy who died from a drug overdose what the fuck was his name oh he died no not Travis Scott somebody else I didn't event for some other rapper I don't know. um like it a week so
05:05:03
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I used to play with Max's son. I can touch my toes and see my dick without a mirror. You can touch your toes. Prove it. Somebody in the comment.
05:05:15
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Who died? I don't remember. Some dumbass rapper they made a Fortnite thing about. He died from a drug overdose and they fucking they made him some big deal on Fork and Knife. Are you talking about Mac Miller?
05:05:31
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Who? Mac Miller? No. Click! Your son plays Fortnite. Who was that fucking rapper they did an event about ah that had like tattoos on his arms and shit and he was ah he died from a drug overdose at a young age? that lame-ass one.
05:05:49
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cash would fucking know who i'm talking about yeah yeah crash can why hold on a second rick hold on second right let me ask the google as the french would say let me ask the google hey uh what was that rapper that fortnight did a whole ass event on after she actually he and
05:06:12
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That whole ass is going on. Juice World. Juice World. Yeah, Juice World. That dumb fuck. Who the fuck are you? Y'all laugh and act like I'm fucking stupid, but the first thing... I just am surprised Google caught all that after you called it dumbass.
05:06:31
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ah they're getting a whole effort By the way, who is that? whose Who is that person? That's Zepheus, man. That's Zepheus. He said I have a small penis.
05:06:43
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Well, you do have a small penis, and I have a small penis. is listen is all waiting His old lady has never once bitched about it. Well, you can say that all you want, but there's a reason why i am the president and founder, and you are the vice president and co-founder of the TPG.
05:07:03
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Why? Did you bang his old lady, too? i don't know. didn't you Noelle doesn't want to bang. She was doing all this earlier, and then she shot me down when I told her to take her hair down. Because I wanted to see if it was worth wrapping my fucking hands through Uh-oh, my phone's ringing!
05:07:21
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as your my turn you are so rambuious Who the hell are you talking to this late at night? a lot waffle His boyfriend.
05:07:35
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What up, Wyatt? What up, Peyton? one Hey, Joe, what's the name? Dude, his kids have been on this show. They've been on Sunday shows.
05:07:46
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oh okay well yeah Calm down. It's the same thing as my kids. like Everybody knows our kids. Why don't you fucking chill? Shut your whore mouth.
05:07:57
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I'm sorry. I'm so being my slore mouth. You shut your slore mouth before I lick the shit out of you. well it's just like I know people are weird about like having kids things getting said.
05:08:12
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whatever so I was just being careful. My bad. Yeah, no, no. Our kids have been on here. Yeah, like we... Yeah, no. It's cool.
05:08:23
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Yeah, right? fifteen you yeah my busy he does have a my buy he have a baby He does have a big belly and a small
05:08:40
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he's also a beard bru not comment he be but young believe watch Watch. I'll make a comment about a beard and he'll be like, I'm going to challenge you.
05:08:55
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He's going to fun of my beard. The guy... Never mind.
05:09:05
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this is bigger than yours. I got a physique on me. But I got a little dick. So... So the pubes ah so the pubes And the beard did not get tangled. That's all I gotta say.
05:09:23
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I told you.
05:09:26
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i told you. yeah it's two different entities.
05:09:33
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Yeah. I give it um if I had more thumbs, I'd put them up. told you. I told you.
05:09:45
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oh so we do Oh my god. Oh my god. I did not plan on this show going six hours tonight. Because we're going to get you came up on Saturday nights, man. We're going to stop going six hours on Saturday nights.
05:09:59
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and and And I'll be 100% honest with you guys. A lot of it has to do with the fact that I'm single. And I want to have a life on fucking Saturdays, man. Yeah. You need to get out there, boy.
05:10:12
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Yeah, and i don't and I don't want to put... And I don't want to... And I don't want to put the responsibilities on everybody else because this is my show. This is my show. And I'm, you know, so I need to be here.
05:10:25
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But um we're going to shorten up. the i mean, what's up? What's up, Rebo? What's up, Noah? Rebo, did you watch the Minecraft movie? Yes.
05:10:37
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high five to us, bro. It was really, it was really, really, really good. I really, really, I like this when Chicken Jockey comes on. No, shut the fuck up. Can you, cunts?
05:10:55
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Excuse me? Like, you're on this stream and you're being loud, bro. like Deuces, Benache. Bye. I love you, man.
05:11:06
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kid know that is before you be Before you started coming on here, i i dude, I warned everybody. I warned Shaman. I warned GTK. I warned oh Shaman. on or I think i've warned what's-his-nuts. Homeboy with no legs.
05:11:25
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oh I warned Shaka. She was here first. man I warned Shaka. i warned all I warned all of them. I'm like, don't bring this goofy ass bitch up, man.
05:11:38
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And I typically ignore her. She'll pop in here and I ignore until she fucking leaves. And I'm not even friends with her on Discord. I don't know what she's talking about.
05:11:48
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Look, all I was trying to say earlier about the brain thing is trying to figure somebody like that out. It does hurt my fucking brain, man. I just don't know figure somebody like that out. Yeah, and and and then she causes and
Racing Memories and Community Bonds
05:12:00
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and and she causes problems, man.
05:12:03
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At the end of the day, she wants to come in and she picks fights with people and she acts ridiculous. Rick likes her Tastes like I've talked her at the end of the day. Dude, Rick, you're muted.
05:12:15
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Exampios is just putting the alphabet. Rick, you're muted. Took a long time to type, bro. Rick, you're muted.
05:12:28
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He's on the phone. He doesn't have his earphones on. He can't hear you. Oh, I thought he was trying to talk to us. No, he's talking on the phone. oh Okay, that makes more sense.
05:12:41
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I think I think i think i've done and good um fucked up and met the male and or the female equivalent of myself. That's my bad. I'm sorry. i thought he was trying to talk to us.
05:12:54
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Oh, I wonder if she'll wear my belt. It's great.
05:13:00
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please I should have asked her. How do you feel I love that. yeah ah Pretty it was this big.
05:13:21
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Do what? so Telling us it was this big. Fuck. Fuck.
05:13:30
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but
05:13:34
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mom but I love fucking with Vic so Well he's the He's only reason why I'm here I started a playing Call Duty with him And then he brought me into the stream his podcast Or whatever Yeah That's how ended up Being here I met all the other Jedi shit.
05:14:05
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Do what? Uh, Lazy Jedi brought me over here for shit. Nice. Fucking Lazy Jedi. Fuck you, Lazy Jedi, you piece of shit.
05:14:15
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I like Lazy Jedi. You can't come up here, you pop in, you say to you, you can't even come up here with this guy. For like second. Fuck you, buddy.
05:14:26
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You lazy Jedi piece of shit. You transparent motherfucker. Old powder ass looking ass. No, I'm just kidding. I'm sorry. I'm sorry, lazy Jedi. I love you.
05:14:37
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I love lazy Jedi. He's a beautiful creature. I'd make sweet, passionate Glick to him.
05:14:45
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Sweet, passionate Glick to Jedi. What?
05:14:54
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Mind your business, ho. Okay, great. Yeah, that's great. Mind your business, ho. oh That's my man's and them.
05:15:11
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Yeah, that's fucking great, though. Can you guys hear me? Unfortunately, yes. I hate you. I'll leave if you fucking want me to.
05:15:24
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You know I love you because I always fuck with you.
05:15:30
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It is what it is. Okay. No, it's not what it sounds like. okay oh um my lovely yeah lot no it's not what it sounds like It is exactly what it sounds like. Never mind. I was going to say, that's not what it sounds like. Actually, it sounds like this, but.
05:15:53
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Exactly. Nope. Nope. Nope. It doesn't sound like that. How do you think I earned these racial strikes? I don't want to know, brother.
05:16:08
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clicked a lot of vaginas in my time. Actually, that's a fucking lie. I have not clicked a lot of vaginas in my time.
05:16:19
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I've just clicked vaginas a lot.
05:16:27
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and It doesn't sound like it, but it is. My dumb ass double checked. What the hell is Rick talking about? You should triple check. What the fuck is Rick ever talking about?
05:16:42
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I don't know.
05:16:45
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O-L, not I. Wait a second. was right double Oh, he double clicked. He double clicked. I got him. Fucking Vegeta's. oh yeah A lot of vagina. I'm not a fucking fan of him. Muchos Tacos.
05:17:07
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Tacos are shaven. Fur burgers are not shaven. Do not! Do not! Do not, dude. Milady, dost thou shaven or not shaven?
05:17:26
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next We're the fuzzy-haired bitch. Do bring up the fucking fur burger thing. That is a snapchat. Yeah,
05:17:41
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I kicked her the fuck out because were like talking and she all of a sudden just popped up in a whole nother ass fucking live with a bunch of... And I'm like, are you fucking serious? Get the fuck out of here, you ridiculous. No, we should have promoted that.
05:17:58
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Bro, we should have promoted the fuck out of that. She had us her in her ear she had us in her ear and then she had them. Like they were trying to promo us.
05:18:09
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Yeah, I would have gone and jumped in their life if I could have figured out who it was. I'd have gone and promoted the shit out of us. yeah If you want any sort of professional thing on here, you don't want to promote people like that. Trust me. and fuck that and do ah Tonight is the night I'm allowed to because I can light that bitch up. no the problem is I couldn't get to shut up long enough.
05:18:30
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It ain't gonna look good. Tonight it doesn't have to look good. It's just funny. Because I can insult you so intelligently that it'd make everybody else laugh at you and you don't even know that I'm not funny.
05:18:43
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I mean, I don't mind it. should i I was going to laugh out of that. But I'm not trying to insult you. But I couldn't get Brittany to shut up long enough. That's what I mean, dude. She was like, oh! And I'm like, Brittany, shut the fuck up! I think I told her at least three times, shut the fuck up.
05:18:59
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Yeah, I know. While I was trying to handle shit. You also have some superior... Glick. Glick. Seriously pay attention to us.
05:19:12
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I'm paying attention. No, you're not. I'm listening to you. want I'm listening to you. I'm paying attention to everything you're doing. please Shut the fuck up.
05:19:23
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Yeah, fuck off. say that you wanted You wanted to roast no album. text Tell your side piece to come up in the live. yeah she star she was She was actually watching the show earlier. Yeah, tell her to come up.
05:19:38
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yes but she She literally just She literally just worked Like 32 hours straight And she still showed up Yeah yeah she showed up She was watching live We were we were messaging while she was watching the live And there was like i was like I was like I apologize It's Saturday night I'm a mess And she was like I fucking love you guys That's how many fucks I give How many fucks I give What it looks like is what that looks like is the next butthole you're about to eat.
05:20:15
Speaker
That's yours. You're going to eat two buttholes. Shut the fuck up, Rick. i Get it. Get it. Get it. Get it. Get it. Toss tolssis salad, bitch. That guy that guy that guy platinum is
05:20:34
Speaker
What? Vaginas. Robin Platinum. What's going on? He's confused. know he's's right Vaginas come in assortment of flavors.
05:20:45
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You got fish. and I mean, they shouldn't come in that many goddamn flavors. Vaginas come in two flavors. Thank you, and dirty.
05:20:58
Speaker
clean and dirty She had sex with the guy who got struck by lightning. He was smited because he had sex with her. She not purity.
05:21:09
Speaker
She's a hula. Wait, wait, wait. You had sex with the guy that got struck by lightning. You are the epitome of evil. Oh, yeah.
05:21:21
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A guy got smited because he had sex with you. How do you remember this, first of all? You are asking the wrong motherfucker how he remembers shit. That dude's got a fucking brain like an elephant.
05:21:35
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That dude don't forget nothing. i am i am i am i am a y'all think y'all think oh glick's drunk as oh glick's not gonna remember this in the morning yeah look like remember was herber pick remembers and i breath from up bring that up bring that shit up boom opportunity he'll literally he'll literally mention something stupid to me like four days later that i said and i'm like what Yeah, that's insane. I told you that like three weeks ago, maybe.
05:22:10
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yeah No, it wasn't. It was literally two weeks ago. We did a whole ass show with your horror activities.
05:22:21
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I'm still mad at you because Homeboy was being fucking romantical and was just like, You do oral, and then you had your fucking slut friend dump a milkshake on his head.
05:22:35
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I'll punch that bitch right in her goddamn throat. I'll punch that bitch right in her goddamn throat. And you was in the prayer garden. oh Yeah. And got guys smited.
05:22:50
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And then you got guys smited. yeah Yeah, yeah. I remember everything. remember i remember everything i remember everything girl
05:23:04
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yeah'm like um albacino and the devil's advocate
05:23:10
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yeah wow i'm lucifer andcarateated something I'm something. i never told him anything. You told me. No, he's just nervous. It's a gift.
05:23:23
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Johnny, what's in your... What the fuck is that in your hand? This is a... look No, fuck no. and looks like a meth pipe. it's It's a fucking dabber, man.
05:23:35
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It looks like a grenade. like that oh Oh my god. Like something from Halo, right? Is it going blow your head up? Well, in a way of speaking... um You're going to space, Sergeant Johnny.
05:23:51
Speaker
You're going to space, Sergeant Johnny. He's been in space. It's going to get fucking Elon Musk up in here. We're going SpaceX. He's going to another galaxy now. Did you know that he has a car orbiting the Earth?
05:24:05
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I think he's probably launched a lot of shit up there. No, he launched a car. He's got a Fiero in space. No, it's a Model X. Yeah, he's got a Model orbiting Earth with a mannequin in it.
05:24:22
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It's not. It's a Model X. It's a Fiero. It looks like a Fiero. It does. check But it's not. It is actually a Model X. It's a Fiero.
05:24:33
Speaker
That's crazy. And that's why... and that's why Ken Yunisha makes a better semi than any other semi. What the fuck did you just say?
05:24:44
Speaker
don't know. You don't really want to go down that road with me, do you? With the trucker? I mean, you you're you're you're you're ah you're a Peter Carr guy. My dad's a truck driver. I grew up around semis my entire life.
05:25:04
Speaker
Holy shit. He's still a truck driver. The best built truck is the one at Peterbilt.
05:25:13
Speaker
Yeah, until Suzy came along. Was that a dad, Jim? and but No, it's my truck is actually... I drive Peterbilt. That's actually what the name of the truck is, the Peterbilt. but I drive the equivalent of a bus truck.
05:25:27
Speaker
I drive like the Cadillac of all the big trucks. You drive the equivalent of bus truck with a... with Incorrect. You don't even do that. You're a sales You're office bitch.
05:25:40
Speaker
the carry would be You twat. Correct. And you know what the pisser of it is? Even if I made $600 a week, I still make more money than you do.
05:25:53
Speaker
but Barely, but yes. so ship Instead, I make a salary... And and i'm unemployed So I get to sit at home Stay up all night drink be And I still make Almost as much as you make If you only make $600 a week If I only made $600 a week I wouldn't be doing the job I'm doing I can promise you that Facts on that facts on facts backs on back i'm sure i worry I know what I'm capable of I won't even roll over and scratch my ass For less than $26 hour
05:26:31
Speaker
you will not I will not roll over and answer your phone call for less than $26 an hour. Why do you think I'm in the position that I'm in? Because I know my worth.
05:26:43
Speaker
I know my fucking worth. if Don't interview me. keep looking up at you. That's because he's on the top of my screen. Yeah, I keep looking down at Rick and it's not because I'm looking down at Rick. I'm just looking down because I'm talking to him. He's looking down at my dick, all right.
05:27:00
Speaker
He's looking down at two different kinds of dick. What's How you doing? No, you're not looking down. I'm like, what's up, big fella?
05:27:11
Speaker
And little fella? Well, little fella's not up, but big fella's hanging tight. Little fella's not up. Two stunners right here.
05:27:26
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that's that's That's why. that's why yeah this that man we got We got the alcoholics on this side and the stoners on this side. It's kind of funny. I was earlier. It was three stoners and a drunk sass wine. You probably felt significantly warmer, didn't you?
05:27:45
Speaker
Yes, Bill's Mafia! so Actually, actually felt that i felt I felt significantly superior when it was three stoners in myself. Bro, I don't doubt that in the least.
05:27:59
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um like I'm like, I'm a god. I'm a golden god. Until it came time to analyze why the grass is green or the sky is blue. And then you're like, what the fuck is going on here?
05:28:13
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i am saying no what when it comes When it comes to pot, the grass is all sorts of colors. Come on he's now. zipy and It's got weird little hairs on it.
05:28:24
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It's fine. What? Somebody said my name. What's
05:28:28
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so far
05:28:31
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what we really always care what somebody said my name what <unk> fuck What did you say, Glick? You said something about Johnny Bong.
05:28:44
Speaker
Is this the first time you met Johnny Bong? No, this is like the third time, but I like his hat. i yeah brick and thanks yeah He's a Bill's mafia, man. He's he's a Bill's guy.
05:28:55
Speaker
But are you in Buffalo? I am on the outside of Buffalo. Where? Bro, I'm from there. You can name anywhere I know where it is.
05:29:08
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Kinesis? Yes, I know where Kinesis is. It's the lake of dead people. Yeah. You're not on the outskirts of Buffalo. You're on the outskirts of Rochester. I used to fish in Kinesis Lake.
05:29:20
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He said, Kinesis! Yeah. Kinesis is one of the Finger Lakes. It's in the Finger Lakes wine region. It's the lake of dead people. People die there every year and they have no idea how.
05:29:34
Speaker
They just fucking disappear. I like Finger Lakes. I wish you would. and Big sexy. Something I'd like to know more about. some money there and cover Take that ring off, please.
05:29:46
Speaker
It makes me a little nervous. and You might know you're not get it back. You might not get it back. This is a little extra something for you, baby girl.
05:29:58
Speaker
In a second, this went from something I want to know more about to something i want to know nothing about. So hold on, hold on. Johnny Bong. ah Johnny Bong. Do you know where Timmy McCready's shop is on 15 between Avon and Canisius, the dirt track racer?
05:30:11
Speaker
Yes. I used to hang out at Timmy's shop all the time. I grew up dirt track racing up there. i grew up I'm a dirt track racer. I used to race Genesee, Canandaigua, Ransomville, fucking Rolling Wheels, BlackRock, all of it.
05:30:25
Speaker
Oh, sorry. Sorry. oh sorry You're fine. Have ever been to Bud's Creek? It's like a racing track. No? Okay. Probably too far east.
05:30:39
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ah I used to go there all the time and watch racing shit all the time. Yeah, the farthest east I ever went doesn't exist anymore. I used to race the Moody Mile at Syracuse.
05:30:50
Speaker
Johnny Bones knows about that track. They destroyed the fairgrounds. Now the track doesn't exist. No.
05:30:56
Speaker
Now, oh are we also talking about the same stuff like fox racing and stuff like that, too? No, we're talking about the cars. but Well, I also used to watch, like, my mom's husband used to drag race motorcycles, but they had cars, too.
05:31:15
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Yeah, that's drag racing. That's straight line. Hell yeah. Well, and then I used to go to my dogs all the time, too. Yeah, that's still not circle racing. You're not even getting closer.
05:31:26
Speaker
No, I've done all, I've seen all of it. Shut the fuck up, Rick. Stop fucking. I mean, you're putting stuff in has nothing to do the conversation. But it's, it's... Well, all I'll get into on that one note is, as i that's far as fox racing goes, my family's been doing all that stuff for them, for sponsored by them for years now.
05:31:46
Speaker
Like motocross style, right? yeah That's awesome. Here we go.
05:31:57
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i'm pretty I can actually tell you exactly what road I used to go down to fish on. To Yep. I used to go down... ah fuck.
05:32:11
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It was right at the corner of ah east Lake Road and... so What kind
05:32:21
Speaker
we kind of fish? Eastlake Road and Millard Avenue. All you had to say was Eastlake Road. I know exactly what the fuck you're talking about. Yeah. yeah i used to fish I used to park my truck at the corner of Eastlake Road and Millard Avenue at my mom.
05:32:36
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Now my mom's husband, funny enough. but Actually, no, i might be wrong I might be wrong. Hold on, let me double check that. was going to say fishing's good down there. It was Eastlake Road and Ely Avenue.
05:32:49
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really Yeah, Ely Avenue. Yep. And I used to go down to the dock right at the bottom of that. And I used to fish there. Oh, yeah. Yep.
05:33:00
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I grew up fishing on Canisius Lake, man.
05:33:04
Speaker
I know that whole area all too well. That's what's up. I don't hear about people talking about that So, you gotta think. So, do you know where Batavia is? Yeah. I'm from just east of Batavia in a tiny little podunk-ass town called Burgeon.
05:33:18
Speaker
Yup. Right between Batavia and Churchville, Chilay. i usedast I used to go through there and get my pot. Probably. I know a lot of good dealers out that way. Still to this day.
05:33:30
Speaker
Fuck yeah, bro.
Local Events and Personal Stories
05:33:41
Speaker
got the big race coming into the Lucas Oil. Oh, I'm jealous. ah yeah I would give a left nut to go to the Lucas Oil fucking Speedway and watch a big show. I don't blame that.
05:33:52
Speaker
yeah Yeah, I used to race all over down there. I used to know somebody used to own a winery on Seneca. Oh, shit. Yeah. I grew up all over that area, man.
05:34:04
Speaker
My aunt lived in Avon for years. Dude, Avon. Holy fuck. Adelines where I got into a bunch of fucking trouble.
05:34:14
Speaker
Oh, shit. I knew the owner. Well, it's probably not there anymore. There used to be a buy here, pay here car lot at the corner at 20 and what the fuck road is that?
05:34:26
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Right in the middle of town. Highway 20A and something else. I used to know that guy. What state are y'all talking about? New York. so It was like White Horse.
05:34:37
Speaker
I think it was White Horse Auto was the name of the place. Sounds vaguely familiar. it was right before you got into the roundabout on 28. Yep. yeah Avon Fireman's Carnival was the best one around. Hell yeah.
05:34:54
Speaker
That was where you we went hogging. Everybody put in 20 bucks. on me took Everybody put in 20 bucks and whoever took home the worst chick in the beer tent got the money. Oh my golly, Gary.
05:35:06
Speaker
I never won the money, but it was always fun when you're in the fire department. Oh, fuck, yeah. See, my sister's husband's in there now. Yep. Avon Fire Department?
05:35:19
Speaker
Oh, Jesus. those guys Those guys know how to fucking party. yeah Hell yeah. Shit. Holy fuck.
05:35:29
Speaker
Yep, I grew up... um You know where Foxy's is? The strip club? but Yep. In Scottsville? i used to manage the security I used to manage security in Holy fuck, dude.
05:35:43
Speaker
Yeah. What the shit? Bro, I grew up, I lived up there for 25 years. Well, 24. I moved south at 24 years old. Right on. Yep.
05:35:54
Speaker
That's how I know every fucking thing up there. but Let me ask you if you've heard of a town, Der Ryder. Yeah. Holy fucking shit. Dude, I grew up in that town. It's in the middle of fucking nowhere. You guys didn't even have traffic light. You were like us.
05:36:11
Speaker
The traffic light was on the outside of town. Now, you want to something? Do you know much about their church? You guys didn't have a school. you guys What school did y'all go to? It was, I think, Fabius.
05:36:24
Speaker
Which one? Fabius. where did Where did you graduate high school from? So I actually moved away from that town. I moved many of places after there. Oh, okay. Yeah.
05:36:36
Speaker
ah never end up I up from there. I grew up in western New York, so I know fucking everywhere. for where eighty one From where 81 meets I-90 in Syracuse, all the way west to the state line.
05:36:50
Speaker
I know everywhere in between that. So you know what South Carolina is like, right? it is What is? so South Carolina? Yeah. ah My cousin used to live down there. and e it rocked area down there.
05:37:09
Speaker
that You know what? that was those That was always a cool area to go to. It was one of my favorites because it was very rural. like You could be fucking off the grid down there. I love that.
05:37:22
Speaker
How do say that? You could absolutely be off the grid down there. Crazy it shit happened just like you were walking down the fucking street. Yeah. Well, it's because that's where a bunch of the Indians went, too.
05:37:34
Speaker
They didn't have a reservation, but there was a lot of Indians down there. Yeah. We used to wrestle against Waylon Cohocton. Oh, boy.
05:37:45
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Yeah. Bro, I know all those areas. Yeah. but like nut nobody Nobody across my whole time doing YouTube has ever been able to hear about that place whenever I've talked about it.
05:37:57
Speaker
Oh, dude, I know where everything is, man. I've been all over that part of town. Where's Frederick, Maryland? Actually, I just fucking ah rich yeah
05:38:12
Speaker
it. That's dumb. Hey, did you ever ski when you were growing up? me ah yeah I used to snowboard at Bristol Mountain. Do you know where Ski Liberty is? No, I didn't go to your side of the world.
05:38:25
Speaker
Fuck you, man. I'm just saying, I didn't. i can't even like contribute to this conversation. It sucks. i i used to ski it I used to snowboard at Bristol Mountain. good I'm sure you did.
05:38:40
Speaker
I tried taking a fucking sled down there, going fucking, it's some slope off the fucking thing they didn't take care of. I bumped the fucker, ended up doing this down a good part of the fucking hill.
05:38:51
Speaker
Grabbed the fucking board. Grabbed the fucking board, tumbled sideways, got back on the fucking board, sped the fucking board up. Oh my god. I had somebody come down.
05:39:04
Speaker
i got to the end of it. Like right to the end. And I was looking for my family. And this guy just comes down on the snowboard and runs right into me. And like my whole body like flipped over.
05:39:19
Speaker
yeah and he's like, oh, mom so I'm so sorry. I'm like, yeah, you fucking better be. You better run into me too? No. She's from Maryland. Oh. Yeah, I'm from Maryland.
05:39:31
Speaker
But we have a ski place here. It's not dope. So where do you live at now, Johnny? So I am actually... What's that fucking name of this one?
05:39:47
Speaker
Bitch, by the way. How did you land in Pennsylvania? I think this one's called Leeds. Where? think it's called Leeds.
05:39:58
Speaker
In New York? a may letter yeah here yeah yeah i'm in pennsylvania now because uh oh you're above 87 you just have the albany off 87 i know where you are now yeah yeah yeah i met a friend at a bar and she and Let me rent out her basement because her daughter moved out.
05:40:32
Speaker
So you met somebody at a bar? Well, no, no. Okay, no, no. I didn't meet her the bar. Was she a friend before the bar? No. Okay, so a friend introduced me to her. Okay.
05:40:46
Speaker
and so now i'm renting out the place you look the guy that introduced me to her um known for like 17 years so so do you live there for sexual favors sometimes is she cute yeah she's it single but her husband just died a year ago that doesn't do me any good i was gonna come up and get you some free rent for a little while i gotta pee on that note But it is cheap rent.
05:41:15
Speaker
It is cheap rent. It's almost a steal. Holy shit. What's up? i It's just fucking high up my ass.
05:41:30
Speaker
Just sitting in my fucking cellar getting even higher. There you go. Where are you right now? Huh? What's behind you? Is that yo like your bedroom?
05:41:44
Speaker
Actually, this is a loft. Okay. Yeah. I like all the wood. Oh, fuck, yeah. yeah it
05:41:56
Speaker
Pretty much this whole building is made out of rough cut beams.
05:42:04
Speaker
I dig it. I think I said that. I dig it. i Doing construction and stuff, seeing raw wood, stained and stuff like that. I love that color especially, too.
05:42:18
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Yeah, I love this aesthetic about it. Yeah. And then raw or brick. Oh, hell yeah. Some of it is down there.
05:42:33
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we got like know kind of like a fireplace setting that is Hell yeah. Fuck yeah, I did. I just love architecture and everything. Well, I mean, you saw my art earlier. like that I took AP CAD classes in high school and taught.
05:43:01
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Dude, wanted to. i could never wrap my mind around it, though. Why? Yeah, I used to design docs.
05:43:14
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Fuck yeah. yeah Yeah. wonder if Francis knows he's only got 17 minutes left on his life. Now this asshole's back.
05:43:27
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I'm glad you appreciate my shit. And this guy just talks shit. Well, you're pointing at nothing, you dumbass.
05:43:38
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You're right. You are nothing. Wrong way, stupid. Point the other way. It's the right way for me. It's the right way on my screen, so whatever.
05:43:52
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Is this correct? i Nope. You're up to me. Nope. You're down here. Glick's there to me. Okay, on my screen, you're down Everybody's screen's spot, pitch, reverse, them how and now on everybody's screen.
05:44:07
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It is what it is.
05:44:10
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All I know is I have more coffee and it's working. There you go. You have more what? Coffee. Oh, yeah, I'm not drinking.
05:44:22
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Yeah, I have to sleep tonight. No, we're right, Platinum. We do all right. Brittany kind of sucks, but the rest of us are pretty okay. um but I don't just kind of suck.
05:44:33
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Okay. oh shit I beg to differ. She kind of sucks. She's like the old busted vacuum that your ex-wife gave you. It works when it wants to. are the best person ever. From what?
05:44:49
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Nothing. Would you call me? a You do not. You fucking secretly love the shit out of me. And you want me to totally Viking manhandle you. Don't lie.
05:45:01
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could say something
05:45:05
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I hope we do it today. ah Yeah, I saw that look. oh but the
05:45:20
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ah Yeah, we're good. Yeah, and we are. We're good.
05:45:27
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We're good, Britt. We're good. Yeah. how we Do now? bit do i now Nothing.
05:45:41
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We smoked mad weed. No, you did. I didn't. don't know. Yeah, want to talk about out of pocket. You could just sit here and strip me up. That's Brittany. She has twitches like that all the time. How do we know I was twitching?
05:45:55
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Don't bring up my Tourette's, man. That's fucked up. What have you do with your Tourette's?
05:46:03
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now that you brought it up it's probably gonna happen i hope it doesn't i'm gonna laugh at you if it does just to make it clear high she's only a dork oh yeah for sure
05:46:28
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Holy shit. I need to be... and I'm gonna take... It's a prerequisite. It's a prerequisite.
05:46:44
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I fucking hate when he disappears like that. Alien Requiem? No, Francis. Oh.
05:46:55
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He's just gone. He's on the phone. Who the fuck is Francis? Glick. I love that you just said who the fuck is Francis. Because that was how the whole thing started.
05:47:09
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My cousin Charlie, his middle name is Francis and I fuck with him all the time about it. but So the guide the guy directly above me is Christina Francis Glicktitious.
05:47:25
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No, it's not. It is. No, it's not. He's actually a woman. I don't know what that means. I believe that. yeah What? not His name is Christina Francis Glictitious.
05:47:42
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But he's got you all swindled. Now you know the secret. but like be more now Look at his face. He's getting red just thinking like
Humor and Relationship Reflections
05:47:51
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saying that you know that. Ew. We played this off on TikTok for like a year.
05:47:57
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um yeah that his name was Francis Glick. me Literally like a year. Because he would come into my live and I would yell Francis.
05:48:12
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And we just played it like that was his real name forever. Jesus. I believe it. It's like the Glickening tonight. And I thought I was mentally committed. Holy fuck.
05:48:24
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yeah we're Dude, I'm as fucked up as the next guy. If not worse. Brought to you, brother. Holy shit. that it
05:48:34
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I mean... i i don't know what the fuck Brittany's doing. She was leaning out of the screen. Oh, hey, look. Here's one of my wood burnings. You bitch.
05:48:46
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Gay!
05:48:49
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Do something. Other stick that big-ass finger in your snatch.
05:48:55
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Wow. Oh, it's Francis! What the fuck? I just walked. I just put my earbud back in and all I heard was stick that big ass finger in your snatch.
05:49:10
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Hold You missed it. You missed Johnny Go. You missed Johnny Go. Who the fuck is Francis? Who the fuck is Francis?
05:49:21
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Yeah, Francis. Am I pointing to Rayway? No. yeah no I already explained to them that for like a year, everybody on TikTok thought your first name was Francis because of me.
05:49:40
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And we played the fuck out of it. And Rick and I played the hell out of it. bet you there's still people out there that think your real name is Francis.
05:49:51
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I don't know whether I'm gaining knowledge or killing brain cells. It was a combination of both. i this that Yes. you yeah charlie how and You're a little smarter than you are. The answer to that question is yes.
05:50:04
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yeah yeah there The answer to that question is yes. I got to agree on all accounts. Fucking all accounts. plus Why don't you come up and hang out, you goofy bitch.
05:50:18
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You stay in the comments. Why don't up and hang out. Yeah, well, Dingledick has the only admin rights, and he's fucking been off talking to his side piece right now.
05:50:29
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Talking to your mom, Rick. I don't give a fuck. She said Hold on. but You couldn't be so lucky because she lives in South Carolina and you do not.
05:50:42
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Fuck off, buddy. I know. she says she go fire me excellent She's a plane ticket. She's in the only county that is in both states.
05:50:55
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she's i don't want She's in County. which is in so she's in She's in Calabash. I think she's actually in Calabash, North Carolina. is that like What the fuck is that?
05:51:08
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That sounds like a lot of fun. What the hell is that? john That looks like frozen fat. They look like dabs. Is that dabs? A bag of frozen peaches.
05:51:20
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A bag of frozen penises? Peaches. Oh, penises. I got you. You're good. Peaches. Like what they use for the ass emoji.
05:51:31
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For the what? The ass emoji. I don't use that emoji for asses. I just say the word ass.
05:51:43
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rick rick Rick is a huge fan. You're one of the normal whites. Rick is a huge fan of the eggplant emoji. Both on text and in real life.
05:51:54
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It's bigger than anything I could ever bring to the table. In text and in real life. um And it's only this big text.
05:52:04
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i do what i Why do you think I got racing stripes in my beard? Like Liam Neeson said in Taken. I have a particular shit. I'm taking another. Bro, nobody's going to judge you on that bullshit.
05:52:20
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I mean, I got references if you don't believe me. I don't care. He's got receipts. so I got receipts. They've actually been up in the chat before. I said that one time. It was in the chat below. It was like and i was like five, six.
05:52:38
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and Then I got in trouble because the chick I was dating was like, excuse me? i'm like hey but hey It was before you. If we had more than two seven minutes left, I could bring some shit up and fucking share this to some people that could bring shit up.
05:52:53
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Mm-hmm. I literally one night said I got receipts and there was like five chicks that jumped into the chat. The chick I was dating, she got all butthurt. I'm like, yo, first and foremost, before you, before you, calm the hell down. Francis, if we had more than seven minutes left, I could share this to one of your exes and tell her that I was hosting this show by myself and they might possibly show up.
05:53:20
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but Oh, i hate to i hate I hate to burst your bubble, but she was here last weekend. and No, I'm sorry, not last weekend, but the weekend. one that lives closest to me? ah hate to burst your bubble, but we're currently Snapchatting right now.
05:53:34
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a So you ah you enjoy shitting in your hands and clapping is what you're doing? no, no, no, no. We made it very clear.
05:53:46
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We made it very clear of what was. This has got a fucking train derailment nightmare written all over it. Nope. And that's not who I've been talking to night.
05:53:58
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And that is not who I've been talking to all night. No. What we what we did was... are we on the same Are we on the same page with the name that starts with an S? Yes.
05:54:09
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She's been in your Snapchat? Yeah, we're back to being friends. She was actually up in here. She was actually up in here two weeks ago. This has got train derailment written all the fuck over it.
05:54:22
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No, no, there's not. because we i just want there's what you know I just want everybody to know watching in the chat everything Glick sticks his hand around his ass to try to put his own shit back in his butt. nope No, no. Because that's about what he's fucking trying to do right now. No, I'm not. there was a god named mitchell That was a goddamn mental nightmare for you.
05:54:43
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It was. And I'm not watching that shit go down again. No, it's not happening. It's not happening again. I'm putting it out there right fucking now. we're where're We're dialing it back to when when when we were just friends.
05:54:59
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When we were just friends. She was actually out there right now. We're not going down that train track again.
05:55:08
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we're going back to a out there I'm putting it out there right now. I'm not fucking handling that goddamn mental nightmare again. There's mental nightmare to handle. Yeah, there's no mental nightmare to handle. It is strictly a friendship.
05:55:24
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It's a friendship that that that we fucked up and turned into a relationship. It is a friendship that was fucked up. that was it was a relationship that was fucked up by...
05:55:38
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other people and uh at the end of the day i mean she thought the grass is greener on the other side and god love her um lord knows i do uh but uh the grass wasn't greener on the other side and uh yeah that's not a road i'm gonna go back down again and yeah yeah But but i will take the french um will take the friendship back because the friendship that her and I had was amazing before the relationship. The friendship her and I had was amazing.
05:56:10
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I get that. Yeah. um no like and that's and that's And that's where it's staying. There's no mental fuckery. I'm not going down that road again. No, I want something. Sometimes it just be like that.
05:56:25
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I want something real. I want something local. I want something to where, like, if it's a Tuesday, and I'm like, hey, what are you doing? And she's like, not much. and and and And it's like, hey, you want to come hang out? And she's fucking 20 minutes later, and she's here. She don't got to get dressed up. She don't got to do her hair. She don't got to her makeup. She just...
05:56:47
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Bebop's our ass over here and we hang out for a few hours. Bebop's. Bebop's. Oh my God. Are we going past your six hour mark or what?
05:57:00
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ah ah Well, no. So I got to, i mean, we can come back up if you guys want to come back up. That's what I'm asking you. Are we past it at six hour mark? Cause you only got three minutes to make a decision.
05:57:12
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So let me hold on second. ah You know what? don't Don't none of y'all leave. We'll make this decision backstage after this. I'm good with it. I'm good for at least another hour. Let me hit this button.
05:57:24
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Let me hit this button and we'll make that decision behind this thing. Don't leave.
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