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Speaker: Go Kings. Are they winning? What's going on? that tri What's going on, Brett? Blaze? Johnny Bonds in the building waiting patiently. What's going on, guys?
Speaker: Man, I gotta tell you guys, I don't know how much I got in me tonight. It was a long night. night night Late, late, late, late, late. It was another night watching the sun come up.
Speaker: But I was having fun. So it's all good. but
Speaker: And I got about two hours of sleep last night. The hangover is kicking my ass. I put and bought beer. don't think I'm gonna drink it though. I may just stick with my Pepsi.
Speaker: We'll wait and see. So, ah yeah, going to give you guys about as much as I got left in the tank for the tonight show.
Speaker: Oh, man. But nonetheless, it was a good night last night. We had a lot of fun hanging out with Blaze, filling in for Mike over there on Nonsense and Chill, watching some movie trailers, man. We're getting excited for some new movies coming out.
Speaker: And, that sorry, had a movie. box that was jabbing me in the fucking kneecap. ah so i feel that. I feel that. Hey, man, you know where the door is? Come on in, brother. Whenever you're ready. Whenever you want.
Speaker: ah And then we popped in and hung out with but Shaman and Jedi and the crew, man. And i had some fun in there. and and
Speaker: I wound up doing some other stuff after that. I wound up beating up all that old night. All day to all night.
Speaker: And I
Speaker: had a break come out the day. was cool. We hung out and and got some lunch and hung out. Beautiful day out, man. I almost took all this stuff out to the porch.
Speaker: Excuse me. But then I realized that that's way too much work and I don't want to deal with it today. But it was fucking gorgeous out. think I got a little sunburn on the back of my neck.
Speaker: um
Speaker: And, yeah, we hung out and bullshitted most of the day away. So it was a good day, man. it's nice to It's nice to just chill and hang out and bullshit with somebody. Kind like what we do here on the network, but in person.
Speaker: not to Not through the interwebbings, so to say. But, yeah, I am. ah What's going on, Robert? I am feeling it today.
Speaker: I'm not as young as I used to be. um and And sometimes I regret my but bad decisions.
Speaker: It obviously does. I don't know what it does. I'm confused.
Speaker: But I am looking forward to tomorrow. Tomorrow's going to be a nice day too. I think I'm going to get out of this house for a little bit. Because I really need to see the outside of the penitentiary walls. i might go to I might go to the lake tomorrow.
Speaker: and just chill soak up some Sun work on the tan yeah you guys can see my fucking tan line across my head from wearing a hat all the time
Speaker: on Biden's internet is the internet all won't be hold on a second let me double check it here yes I got the good connection Oh, yeah, man. Dude, this fucking dude. The hangovers, man.
Speaker: And like I said, it don't help matters. though I only got two hours of sleep. So, Jesus Christ. Man, hangover's hitting today. I think that's what the kids would say. Hitting. It'd be hitting.
Speaker: but
Speaker: Biden's internet. Biden bars. No cat. No cat.
Speaker: Yeah, no. oh but You know, the beverages were tasted a little bit too good last night, and they were just at right temperature, and man, they were going down so smooth.
Speaker: And I said to myself at some point, I'm going to regret this. And I did. And I am. But hashtag worth it. Great night, man. We had blast last night.
Speaker: And I had a blast last night after I dipped out on everybody Yeah, I was up extremely late. Got a couple hours with zero complaints yet. I got no complaints.
Speaker: Oh, shit. What up, Smoke? Sunday night Smoke podcast in the building. What's good with you, homie? Checking in. Checking in. Hey, you don't got to worry about October, bro.
Speaker: I just woke up from a nap. My mind rate.
Speaker: For pretty means is she gonna get high as a motherfucker. We got my mans in them untrackable in the building representing the Canes.
Speaker: Nice jersey.
Speaker: They playing right now? Yeah. Started at eight. I'm going to check in periodically. yeah I feel like when I watch, it's bad luck. You jinx them when you watch.
Speaker: yeah It happens. What going to do? What else we got hanging out down there in the box? We got my man's Johnny Bong. Johnny Bong's in the building. What's going on with you? Good evening, brother.
Speaker: North Carolina in this thing. Good evening, girl. Hell yeah. Johnny come up in here representing his beefalo beals. fuck yeah, dude. I'm not in the hometown of. Come on now.
Speaker: We're getting nuts around here. We're on season three. shit. it's Yeah, it gets pretty crazy and't hi around football season, but that's mainly because of the damn Buckeyes.
Speaker: Well, I'm just going to say, talk you when it's season, yeah, but a to add to that, even when it's not fucking offseason, people are always following up on the next big thing. I tell you what, it ever since that, ah what was it, ah that Jeezy song I put on from my city, you know,
Speaker: you know you know, fans of, you know, it can get cross lines and always saying, Oh, you know, you're a fan of them, boo and all this stuff like that. But you always got, but and there's always a respect for somebody that stands by what they believe in and their, and their area and their team. And, and it's like, yeah, where when it, when it's in season, ah we are mortal enemies.
Speaker: yeah It's the team spirit. Well, come on now. Hell yeah. Yeah. i love That's how I am, man. Actually, i'll see all year round, I fuck with Ohio State fans and or Bengals fans.
Speaker: like I got any room to talk being a Cleveland Browns fan. like I got any room to be over here yapping my fucking mouth.
Speaker: I got families, Brown fans. Come on now. yeah that's good i'm you know I'm a machine i'm um'm a i' a diehard fan for real. but um like last last season Last season, I watched one game and I was like, yeah, I don't even want to buy a t-shirt this year. You know what I'm saying?
Speaker: I suffered through all 17 games of the season watching the Browns just look fucking like a... it wasn't even like the whole team. It was our quarterback situation. it was just like, God, man, what are we doing here, guys? Now we've got 900.
Speaker: quarterbacks yeah got I grew up um I grew up a little bit in uh Dayton Ohio and uh it was well before you know I was young I I couldn't even call myself a fan of really anything because I didn't know any better but all you heard about was how bad the Browns suck and you know the Browns it's like nobody ever mentions the Browns and and then all of a sudden yeah was it um um They got ah Baker Mayfield, right?
Speaker: Yeah. And they finally had like a positive season. And then Baker Mayfield left, and it's like, oh, they're the Browns again. Yeah, where are the Browns?
Speaker: Robert Platten, I love your enthusiasm. The Cleveland Browns will win the Super Bowl. Oh, fuck, yeah. They're going to win the Super Bowl. You heard it here first. He didn't say when they were going to. He just said that they're going to. you hope That's okay. When does the Super Bowl serve?
Speaker: The Panthers are, you know, one of the younger teams, ah even being, um what are we? I think we're like 30 years old this year. and Yes, I'm like that.
Speaker: And we've already lost two Super Bowls. um One to Tom Brady. One to Tom Brady and another to Peyton Manning. It's like, okay, that you got to kind of be like, ah you know, you you can take those on the chin because you lost to two Hall of Famers.
Speaker: I mean. Well, that Denver game, Peyton Manning played like ass. They lost to that Denver defense, man. That Denver defense was nasty. Von Miller. Yeah, they manned those guys' offense.
Speaker: but Von Miller. Von Miller put on a clinch. Yeah, I'm just thinking fucking Cam Newton's lunch money. Hey, everybody, there was of Panthers fans that,
Speaker: said give me an no why hey everybody there was a lot of painters fans that um We're very much against ah Cam Newton, um just with the controversies coming from college and all that stuff.
Speaker: And I was like, look, our quarterback is one of the biggest dudes on the field. He's fast. He's, he's ah he's a you know, like what, like a six seven wildcat?
Speaker: and
Speaker: And i thought it I thought it was sad the way – love the dude, um but I thought it was sad the way ah that he left the league. You know what I mean? oh Yeah. ah Blaze, the football season starts in September.
Speaker: I don't know the exact date yet. But, yeah, i'll be planning I'll be planning to set up the – I'll probably shoot to have the fantasy football. I think the league's open on ESPN and whatnot in August to where you can start building your league up.
Speaker: So I'll probably start mid-August, maybe beginning of August, getting all the guys, anybody who wants to partake in the nonsensical network fantasy football league this year.
Speaker: And hopefully I'll have learned how to use all of this equipment in my house and that way we can, you know, Do the price back to the window work. Right on. So.
Speaker: Hey, something else that you brought up. Talking about. um Nice. robert Talking about having like a ah good night that kind of lasts too long.
Speaker: Yeah. um I've got a I've got a bunch of panels that I go on. um And sometimes you have too much fun. And I got to say, um I'm trying to remember what night it was. I think it was Wednesday night.
Speaker: I had worked the day and but ah probably went on panel about like 10. And it was like, you know, I'll go on. I'll mind my business, spend about an hour or two, then scarf my food and go to bed and go to work the next day. Bro, I went to bed at about like 245.
Speaker: completely skipped eating. And I get up at 5.30 in the morning. and um block dead It was like, shoot me in the face, bro.
Speaker: Yeah, fuck all that shit. i think i think i I think I finally fell asleep about 9 o'clock this morning. And then I woke up at 11 and I was like, well, I'm awake for some stupid reason. And i like and and I laid back here in nice like I'm going to go to sleep.
Speaker: I'm going to go back to sleep. I'm laying back here in bed. I put something on TV. I wound up watching a movie. Started a second movie. and I was like, I've got to get up and get dressed. I've got a friend coming over. so there they yeah yeah yeah i was The channel that I was on, like um I realized, ah eventually I realized once I ran out of beer, how late I had been up.
Speaker: It was like, ah oh, shit, wait, what time is it? And, you know, I said goodbye to them. i was like, I got to get some sleep. I got to work tomorrow or today, you know, whatever it was. and Whatever day it is, I don't even know anymore. its one the And then ah so I went to sleep.
Speaker: And when I woke up, you know, got cleaned up and i turned my car on to, you know, get the dew and stuff off the windows with the heater. And, you So I'm sitting there smoking a cigarette in the driveway and I turn on YouTube and that channel is still going because that's what they do. They're like the late, they're like the late, late night crew.
Speaker: And I was in the chat and I said, good morning. And they were like, wait, what what? You said you were going to sleep. I was like, yeah, I guess I did. And now I got to go to work.
Speaker: Oh, fuck. Nice. I did go to sleep for about a minute, and now I'm awake. I feel that one. Shit. Last night, we basically, Nonsensical Network basically took her over the Lazy Shaman channel.
Speaker: We all, be blazze we all jumped up in there, and it was like, this ain't Lazy Shaman no more. This is a Nonsensical Network hostile takeover.
Speaker: It was fucking fun. Good. Hey, and that's something that appreciate about, you know, meeting you guys and what you do here is I've never seen a bad time. You know what I mean? Right.
Speaker: Yeah, yeah, yeah. we We generally try to keep it lighthearted, have a good time, have fun hanging out with each other. And, you know, um I'm pretty good at avoiding the drama train, you know.
Speaker: um what we've so We've had some instances where it's happened, but I'm pretty good at avoiding that drama train because don't want no part of it. It was a good time. Yeah, it was fun. was fun hanging out.
Speaker: Brittany and I kind of almost sort of derailed Blaze's show last night. Michael wasn't available. Blaze's normal co-host. So Blaze hit Brittany and I up, and I was like, well, Brittany was like, yeah, I'm in.
Speaker: was like, don't know what I'm doing yet I was thinking about going out last night. Which, in all honesty, would have probably been the smarter option if I would went out last night rather than sitting at home.
Speaker: Because if I would to went out, I wouldn't have drank as much. I probably wouldn't have had much to drink at all, to be honest with you. I'm not copying. That's my problem. I'm going to get...
Speaker: as we got responsible out when you go out because it's like yeah you know it's not illegal to drink and drive it's illegal to be inebriated and drive and then and then you got to think about you got to think about the budget because you go out and shit costs 10 times as much expand exactly and push come to shove established i don't know about you guys and where you are but establishments close Because, you know, around here, the law says you can't serve after 2 a.m.
Speaker: Yeah.
Speaker: There ain't no closing time at Bar Glick. We can drink. Oh, ah we're drinking until we run out of alcohol. And that's the problem. And that's the other thing.
Speaker: If you go to a bar, I get like five beers, 25 bucks, you know, or more. Or I could buy an 18 pack for 20 bucks.
Speaker: And then I'm good. you know But my problem is I'm going to buy an 18-pack, so I have leftover beer. But I reach a point where I'm drinking and it's like, you know, there's still beer out there. I'm going keep drinking. So, you know, it's a what else and kind It's time to start dumbing it down.
Speaker: way back to but then I get to drinking and I buy a 12-pack and then at midnight I'm like, well, that beer's all gone. Now I need to get more. I can't drive. You can't do a dash. And then I pay the extra fees to get fucking beer delivered.
Speaker: Hey, and that that's kind of a problem that I have is that, um you know, some like I said, some of these channels that I visit, um like,
Speaker: That's what they do. they are They are all night channels. They'll go on from like 8 or 10 until 8 or 10 in the morning ah because that's what they do. And um it's in different channels, you know, mixed content in there.
Speaker: But um there's something, again, and an appreciation level for what you do. ah really helps me out in and being able to have fun with y'all is because I never work on Sunday. Our business is closed on Sunday. So Saturday night, I could be till five o'clock tomorrow afternoon.
Speaker: Yeah. I ain't got shit to do. That's what I was saying earlier, man. I'm like, I don't have, like, It's crazy because for the first time in a long time, my house is empty. It's just me at home.
Speaker: And I'm digging it. the kids are all at their mom's and whatnot. And like I said, to martin Sundays are usually my lazy days. But if I stay sober-ish tonight, if I don't decide to drink, I can get up tomorrow morning and it's supposed to be nice. And I can... Well, I do got to do the sports show tomorrow. i don't know if there's anything going on in the sports world worth talking about.
Speaker: Yeah, we got hockey and NBA and all that jazz, football. ah But after we get done doing that, man, I may fucking dip out of here for a little bit and go to the lake and just hang out on the water.
Speaker: yeah Hang out by the water for the day. Kids aren't coming back until next week. so maybe there'll be some Maybe there'd be some cuties at the beach. yeah we were We were talking at work about, um you know, it's Memorial real Day weekend.
Speaker: And Oh, yeah, that's right. thank you we We were talking. We were talking about some stuff at work about, um you know, some some people, you know, because we don't get every holiday off and shit like that. um ah So, um um you know, I worked today and and I have to work on Monday.
Speaker: And, you know, I get I get asked all the time. It's like, hey, what are you doing for Memorial Day? Come over to my barbecue. Come over to the pool. Let's do this. Let's do that. And it's like, man, I'm working. And they're like, oh, you've got to work on the holiday.
Speaker: That sucks. and And I just smile in their face. And I'm like, yeah, it sucks. It sucks to get paid twice as much. Yeah. to good double time That's terrible. Yeah.
Speaker: it
Speaker: and I never, like some holidays, you know, like if I had to work them, I didn't mind because it would be a super easy day at work because everybody else had the day off. So it's like buildings are empty. You know what I mean? Like we um hang out here for eight hours, get a double time.
Speaker: but and if I have some projects that I need to do or some stuff that I haven't been able to get to because people in the office areas are in my way. I could go do them. on that day and not have anybody in my damn way or up my ass wanting to know what I was doing.
Speaker: It also depends on what you're doing, ah you know, or yeah what what your job is. Because I work in a soda beverage distribution.
Speaker: I work in a warehouse. Yeah. So anytime the majority of people have time off, um we're like extra busy, like extra, extra busy.
Speaker: Well, yeah, I bet, like especially holiday weekends, everybody's buying up the pop and shit. and Most grocery stores are having sales and stuff like that. But, you know, it's that um it's that workflow thing, because but when there's no holidays, there's no real big sporting events going on.
Speaker: We're in a lull. So it's like you're going to work and there's nothing to do. And it's like, why am I here even yeah like I can. I can do all my work like and I'm i'm a full time employee, ah so I can do all my work and be done in like four hours.
Speaker: But I'm scheduled for anywhere from eight to ten. And it's like, bro, I do not want to walk around this building cleaning up after people and find, you know, quote unquote, finding something to do for six now.
Speaker: Bro. So it's like, you know, i've I've worked Christmas Eve before and it was wild. We were like, there was not one second where I wasn't doing my actual job. And I love my job.
Speaker: I love, you know, riding my machine and and building orders and stuff like that. But I was in that bitch for 13 hours. And I was like, hey, thank thank God i I have the background that I do because um I just put a smile on my face and him and embrace the suck.
Speaker: Whereas everybody else is like, but god I want to leave. When is this going to be over? And I'm just like, hey, man, just put a smile on your face and just know you're getting paid a whole bunch of money right now.
Speaker: Yeah, you're getting a whole lot of money. Where did you get the machine Christmas doesn't pay for themselves. but yeah you got What's going on, Rip Dog? How you doing, brother?
Speaker: Yeah, man. ah you know and them Unfortunately, Santa Claus is not real, so somebody's got to pay for all them Christmas presents.
Speaker: much really yeah x Xbox ain't cheap, bro. um Yeah, no. we was Where were we at? Cash and I were at a store the other day. We were killing time. i can't remember.
Speaker: They had Xbox One that they still wanted, that they were still trying to sell for $400. four hundred dollars I'm like, y'all out your goddamn mind trying to sell an Xbox One for $400. Right now, I can go get the new Xbox for less than that.
Speaker: eight Yeah, I mean, um i got the I got the new one, and I got the big one. oh yeah But I didn't get it brand new. i think it had already been out for...
Speaker: two, two, at least two, maybe even three years. Um, and, um, God, I, I got, I got the system and I got the specific games I wanted, which is why I was buying it.
Speaker: Um, and I, I probably spent 600 bucks, but the system itself, I think it was like right at, uh, I think it was like right at 400. Yeah. and Something like that? i think I think when I bought the Xbox One, I got it for the kids originally for Christmas.
Speaker: I think I paid like $300, but i got the I got the digital one, so you know it's all didn you don't have to buy you don't want to buy the game disc or anything like that. Yeah. ah And then i got my I got the new one, the Xbox XS or whatever it is, the one that just came out.
Speaker: a year or so back, year and a half back, whatever it was. And even still, I think I i think i paid like $500 for it. But, I mean... And there's something to be said shortly after it came out.
Speaker: I respect the full digitals because that was the the cheaper one. i do respect that. um However, with um with the newer capabilities...
Speaker: you can always go back and play your old games and i do have nostalgic moments where i'll take like the ah i'll go back and play modern warfare one two and three like it was a movie yeah back to back just to fill my time and replay the story you know it's like watching an old movie i love the campaign modes on call duty of duty and modern warfare and stuff man those stories are always so fucking good um yeah i I need to, actually speaking of that, need i mean I need to finish the campaign.
Speaker: the ah Ripdog, to answer your question, unfortunately, no, I'm not. um Maybe that's maybe yeah maybe guess what I'll, maybe I won't leave the house tomorrow. Maybe I'll sit on my fat ass and play black ops.
Speaker: I don't know. I got options. I got options. I can do whatever I want. Freedom! Yes. yeah
Speaker: I'm a man of the peoples. Oh, yeah. But now I've always enjoyed the campaign mode and in Modern Warfare and Call of Duty. They tell some the characters are really cool and then they tell some awesome stories. And it is like watching them that you get to play along with.
Speaker: thank you Yeah, because I mean, one you know, I don't know who doesn't, but like I'm a huge Blackhawk, Blackhawk down movie fan.
Speaker: Same. I could watch that movie 10, 10 times a year. And every time I watch it, it's like, it's like, I've never seen it before. ah And i have it on DVD.
Speaker: So it's like, ah especially on veterans day, it's, it's on every channel, but once let's just say I got a wild hair and wanted, you know, wanted to watch it.
Speaker: Like I don't have to go and now buy the digital download to just to watch my favorite movie. I got it on DVD. I can pop it in this machine and, and I've, I've got a DVD collection and I still wonder why sometimes because it's like, Oh, everything's digital. Everything's streaming.
Speaker: But if it, if it's something special and they're not offering it right now, you either got to pay for it again. And I hate doing that because I bought, I think I bought GTA 5.
Speaker: I bought GTA 5 like three times because that's how old the fucking game is.
Speaker: Yeah, that was one of those games where they, they they have taken their sweet ass time and milked the consumer out of every penny they possibly could with GTA 5.
Speaker: yeah And now do now the new game getting ready to come out. and They're to to be like, well, shit, I've just spent thousands of dollars on GTA 5. Now I've got to start all over brand new again. but The game looks awesome.
Speaker: Yeah. a I hope like the billion dollars that they made off that game, ah rev i because you got to admit, like GTA has revolutionized the so much of capabilities.
Speaker: Like they stretch everything. to maximize what what the system can do and stuff like that. and I hope that billion dollars and an $80 to $100 price tag winds up being very much worth it. ah yeah but But then they're going to expect it to be like a
Speaker: You know, you'll get you'll get GTA 7 in like 30 years. So I'm going to be a 70-plus-year-old man just chopping my fingernails. Wait. When's it going to drop? I don't want to die before it drops.
Speaker: Well, GTA 6 will drop. Britt said she bought it twice. Nah, man. I didn't hit the lottery. Man, if i hit the lottery, I wouldn't be in fucking Ohio. That's for goddamn sure.
Speaker: and and I'm not working for you. No, I just had some money saved up and, you know, got my ah my little unemployment, my little unemployment stipend check. I'm doing all right.
Speaker: I mean, I'm paying the bills. That's really all that matters. I'm keeping the lights on at the end of the day. Yes, sir. ah yeah yeah gg GTA 6 will come out if you spend $100 to buy the goddamn game.
Speaker: and In order to do anything, you'll have to spend another $50 to buy a DLC that you have to have to to even experience the game. and They'll be like, ah i got you fuckers for $150 right out the rip.
Speaker: well I always thought that with skin i thought that was kind of cool too, um at least with GTA 5. g t five was um you i don't i don't think there was one dlc that you had to buy like you you could you could buy like the shark cards that would give you in-game money so that way could just straight up buy shit but and i don't think you had to buy the and i never had to i hey i bought the game and i never had to buy i didn't spend another dime
Speaker: but that's how i am with like call of duty i mean i have spent money on call of duty or black or black ops because there have been some skins and some packs that i wanted to get thought they were dope like they do the halloween ones man and i and i got the uh was it michael myers leatherface and and jigsaw skills so i was like but yeah man i wanted to get there was a viking one that i wanted well uh Robert said GTA costs over $2 billion dollars to make. Jesus Christ, man.
Speaker: Hey, appreciate it, Rip Dog. I appreciate you, brother. hope I hope you love GTA 6. me I'm not going to play it i also did I do racing on Forza Motorsport on Xbox. They do the car packs.
Speaker: um where it's like you can only race that car if you buy the pack or the subscription to the packs and stuff like that. And it's like, no, ah you you guys already have 500 cars. And I really only have like at best at best. I have like 50 favorite cars that I will never get from.
Speaker: Everything else is like an actual race car that they just give you. So it's like, yeah, i'm like I'm not going to spend money on the the car packs and stuff like that. yeah I almost 100%ed the whole game, and then i lost my fucking account.
Speaker: I was so mad. Oh, shit. and i don't Which game? GTA? Yeah, GTA. Okay. okay That sucks.
Speaker: yeah What are you trying to text
Speaker: so Yeah. I remember, um, the, the, you know, I had it on the three 60 back in the day, but I, I didn't really, you know, I didn't have any boosters like signal wise or anything like that for my internet.
Speaker: And it would take like 45 minutes to get into an online session. And then like two, two seconds in, I get booted because my signal strength.
Speaker: So it's like, when I got the one, I was so excited. And then me and my boys, we'd, be trying to get in and it would take like five to 10 minutes to get into an online session. And then with this new shit, it's like, it's not even 30 seconds, bro.
Speaker: Yeah. Yeah. that was the thing that used to drive me crazy. Cause I, I, I've never been a huge fan of GTA. I used like the old school GTA where you could punch in the cheat codes and get all the weapons and the yeah car you wanted stuff. And would do that. And then would just, I would like get all the weapons I could and then walk around truck.
Speaker: and get the five stars and have every motherfucking mama after me and just see how long I can survive or if I could cause i can shake them or anything.
Speaker: But the new GTA, like my son's kind of played it a little bit and I'm like, I get so mad and aggravated online because fucking spawn into a game and in 10 seconds some asshole that has no life and spends way too much time on GTA it just kills me. I'm like,
Speaker: but but's why I don't play it anymore. I'm just trying to be casual and go break into the military base and steal a jet. alone I to deal with these assholes. i don't need to deal with Grand Theft Auto gangster over here.
Speaker: but But there's something to be said there, too. And it's like, you know, what up mandy and if you have a little bit of, you know, ah a nostalgia kick like I do. um you can go play GTA like I've done it I've probably played it at least like 10 times just play the story mode and it is just it's fun different choices every time like ah I've started it but I've got like an hour into it but like I'm um i'm starting over with Red Dead Redemption 2
Speaker: you that's a game i want to get because i started to play red dead and then i kind of fell off blaze what are you uploading
Speaker: then i kind of fell off and but before i could get back to it red dead redemption 2 came out i'm like fuck i haven't even finished the first one yet so like i would love to get them both and and we start playing them again um Because I need something that's going to challenge me. like Call it Duty is not a challenge to me anymore. I do my dailies. yeah and And that's about all I do. like I even game up on the camo grinding. I'm like, this is bullshit. I'm done.
Speaker: I don't have the patience. I don't do all that. Call of Duty has turned into Fortnite. Yeah. In a sense. A little bit. Because they have a dance it is and moves and shit.
Speaker: not Not only that, but you have to like... Oh, hang on. You have to gain towards rewards. You have to fucking get grind gear set where it's like it's just sapping that grind gear set out of you. Yeah. ah and and And for me, like um even for the games that I love, like I still suck at gaming.
Speaker: i just love it. So it's like, you know ah you know, I think we did that. um I haven't been keeping up with the the newer Call of Duties with the online stuff.
Speaker: But i've still played like that first rendition of well the the Modern Warfare where was online, and it was a free download. You don't get the story mode or anything, but it's kind of free to play.
Speaker: And I suck at it, but I love the game.
Speaker: oh Call of Duty. yeah
Speaker: Oh, yeah. I haven't played it in a while, though. and shit. like i just Give me an objective and a gun and let's go see what we can do. right yeah yeah no that's Like I said, I do my daily.
Speaker: do my dailies and and that's about the extent of it. Hackers own GTA. ah Yeah, dude, the hacking on GTA is fucking real. Man, that's ridiculous.
Speaker: These young whippersnappers, get off my lawn. I'll give you the old 40, you little son of a matches.
Speaker: There's a special axe you can get in GTA 5 that has something to do with Red Dead. Oh, really? Oh, that's cool. Well, they're both what? They're both what? Rockstar games? Yes.
Speaker: Indeed. Easter egg. Now, there are different branches of rock.
Speaker: What's that? There are different branches of Rockstar, like different subsidiaries that have each worked on. like yeah Ah, gotcha, gotcha. Yep. It's just uploaded Tuesday's night to Zencaster.
Speaker: Everyone, you can listen on all the podcast apps. It's on your pocket computer. It's always got your face glued to, peoples.
Speaker: but So you might as well listen to it. Never well yeah this isnt This is not a computer. It's a pod pooter. It's a pod pooter.
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Speaker: What was that? still going Because um that movie Idiocracy, where almost every time that one dude says something, he's like, sponsored by whatever whatever that sports drink was.
Speaker: Yeah. and So it's like, hey, I just made up a new word. It's sponsored by what, you know, see that's my word.
Speaker: and That's my word. It's sponsored by whoever the fuck. Snickers. yeah Sponsored by Snickers. I'm going to freaking Snickers right now. That sounds good.
Speaker: I'm surprised you're not.
Speaker: Huh? Huh? I'm surprised you're not 400 pounds. We are the big screen tonight, boys. Robert's got us on the big TV. Come on now. nonsenseical nonsense come on now no I feel weird.
Speaker: He sees our faces. like Yeah. um've done I've done that before. Watching Blaze or somebody. if i i just like sitting in the living room. Let me throw it up on the big screen here for a minute. Let me put on the 80-inch and see what it looks like.
Speaker: I don't know if I could do it. I don't want to see your face too big. Hey,
Speaker: ah if somebody's got us on the big screen, just know. Canes Nation. Yeah. we we've been on We've been on TVs at ah bars before.
Speaker: Oh, shit. Not so bad. Not to toot my own horn. I don't know how that happened. Maybe some guy was able to get into the old remote controls and change the TVs.
Speaker: yeah And actually, when we did are a couple of live gigs that we did here in town, they put us on a few of the TVs in the bar. So that was ah was kind of cool because were there. And then you could look up and see us. I was like, hey, that's us. and you fuckers have to You have to listen to us and watch us. God damn it.
Speaker: Yeah, you're not I don't think you're going to do the nonsensical Saturday on a ah live in a public place because we will definitely get you. No, that's probably the best time to do it. Yeah, we we we we did it twice. We got invited to an axe-dowing place for their one-year anniversary and their Halloween party. Hell yeah. the Blaze and I went in and sat up the computers, and they put us on a couple TVs.
Speaker: And or are they i think what they have like four TVs that we were on. And then we were there doing the show live during their anniversary party and their Halloween party. We had a good time. We had fun. um yeah that's awesome we're the We're the perfect. This is the perfect show for a bar setting. Like Robert. yeah This is the perfect stream to be on at a bar.
Speaker: um Well, because I got to say, like, um you know, A live panel with, you know random guests, you know, of course we've met before, but there was also a first time when we met and you you don't know what you're going to get out of the study.
Speaker: i you know I can be raunchy. I can throw out a ah ah ah gruesome a statement or a raunchy joke every now and then. But I don't talk about me personally. I don't talk any different to y'all on a Saturday night than I would late night at a bar either. so Yeah, exactly.
Speaker: Y'all seem like perfect. I am a perfect year buddy. I need a friend that I can go out with and drink beer with. I got my people's I've got two different pubs near here that I can walk to. When I move out of this place, I'm moving to a place that I can walk to the bar.
Speaker: That way I can do it. Don't have to worry about what happened, motherfuckers. I'll tell you guys because I'm not so guys like ah because i'm i'm not i really worried about it. Like I told you, I'm in soda distribution. i actually work for a Coca-Cola distribution.
Speaker: And i you know, the, the signs of like ah homeless people or something, it's like, ah we'll we'll work for food or something like that.
Speaker: I just want to get a sign and go out, you know, wearing so like a work shirt and stand on the side of the road says, I work for Coke.
Speaker: you Because everybody that doesn't know is going to take it the wrong way and it's just going to be hilarious. Yeah. What hell is That's, that's good. cheap. When my, uh, when my wife got pregnant, they were like, yeah, congratulations. And I was like, yeah, it's a Coke baby. Yeah.
Speaker: and Nice. but nice Click drunk at the Axel was the best. Man, I had so much fun.
Speaker: Even though the first time that we went, I wound up getting food poisoning, but once I was done puking my guts out, we still had fun. We still had a lot of fun. Smoke a Newport with Brittany.
Speaker: Smoke a joint dough. Do-do-do. Do-do-do. Put the actual Coke back in it or quit messing with the flavors. Quit messing with the goddamn flavors, Coca-Cola.
Speaker: Yeah. ah i have I have no control over it. and um Honestly, I'm more of an energy drink guy. I drink energy drinks, water, and beer.
Speaker: What kind of energy drinks do you drink? um I prefer Full Throttle and NOS. Full throttle and not. Definitely. That was just about to say the same thing.
Speaker: But I don't drink them anymore. I had to stop. I had to stop. I got to say, you know, because trust me, being there, I've tried damn near everything that we offer.
Speaker: And my I think my favorite and that And it's something that ah you don't even really see in too many stores. And I don't know why it's not more popular.
Speaker: It's like the blue full throttle, like the blue agave. Oh, yeah. They're pretty good.
Speaker: I stick to the OG full throttle, though. That's my favorite. Oh, Wesley Smith got me into NOS. and We drank it religiously.
Speaker: nice I yeah was doing. in go and drink I was ah well, I mean, yeah, I mean, li was for you, um I pop a like 6 a.m., you know, for the drive to work.
Speaker: And that it lasts me like i I sip that and then I get to work and I get a whole bunch of free bottles of water. So I'll drink i'll drink like 10 bottles of water and I still haven't finished my NOS by 3 p.m.
Speaker: I'm the same way. um drink water straight up all the freaking time.
Speaker: i stopped drinking soda too. I'll have one here and there. to but i like I never finish them. I will never stop drinking pop. However, I have cut my intake down. I'm not drinking as many as I used to. I might drink one, maybe wow i drink maybe two a day. I usually have a Pepsi and a Mountain Dew and that's about to the extent.
Speaker: Before I was drinking, I would drink like six of them sons of bitches. and yeah howqua That's quite a bit. um if i If I had to have a two soda, would say...
Speaker: i would say I would say but I'm a Dr. Pepper man. Dr. Pepper would be the, yep. And it's not our company. Dr. Pepper is still independent.
Speaker: um However, they don't they they don't do bottling and distribution. So Pepsi distributes Dr. Pepper and Coca-Cola distributes Dr. Pepper. It's all about pricing and location.
Speaker: so and and you know and you know what i And you know what I learned just recently about Dr. Pepper? Because i always knew like they were their own entity. And Pepsi and Coke distributed for them, depending upon where your your region was, your location.
Speaker: But I just learned Coke has a different Pepsi, the Dr. Pepper, depending upon who they're distributed by, they have different designs. The bottles are different.
Speaker: Yep. What? Yeah. Yeah, the bottles are different and the labels are just a little bit different.
Speaker: Yep. Interesting. But I've i've um but like ah um'm I'm here in North Carolina, so we got the headquarters in in Charlotte for our company and that's our big bottling place.
Speaker: And i've I've seen it. And it's like, even the Coke syrup for the bottling comes from the Coca-Cola headquarters.
Speaker: Because distribution is completely, distribution and bottling is a completely different company. So that's why they say like the recipe Coca-Cola is locked in a safe and only two people ah have the, you know, the The combination to the safe and they never travel on the same airplane type of deal.
Speaker: It is his own company, Keurig Dr. Pepper. But they don't have a bottling facility. Oh, shit, the different bottles. That's crazy. And they're different shapes, too.
Speaker: Whoa. never noticed that.
Speaker: Yep.
Speaker: Yep.
Speaker: I like that. I used to mix Dr. Pepper and E&G and called it Dr. J.
Speaker: My middle daughter is a big Dr. Pepper drinker. She loves fucking Dr. Pepper. She loves fucking Dr. Pepper. Fucking Dr. Pepper, bro.
Speaker: Fucking Dr. Pepper. That's my daughter, weirdo. Don't make it weird. She's 16. Jesus. She's not a hood rat. You mean my niece? Fuck you. Hey, mean... That'd be a hell of a family to...
Speaker: hey i in ah that that be a state on the planet that'd be a hell of a family to be involved with, you know what I mean? You might have to like dowry her off or something like that. hu but My daughter married Dr. Pepper. Hey, man, I mean... I wouldn't be mad at it.
Speaker: but Yeah, let me get some of that Dr. Pepper money real quick. Yeah, for sure. Let me hold that real quick. but it's Daddy needs new Ferrari. Yeah.
Speaker: Hey, Papa Pepper, I mean i need a quick but fix here. Hook me up. and need a new house. I don't call him doctor anymore.
Speaker: i just call him dad.
Speaker: I don't know how I'm feeling about that. Call him daddy.
Speaker: Daddy Pepper. Daddy Pepper. right but I don't even know if it originated in the South, but it sounds so much better when you do it with the twang.
Speaker: I don't know where Dr. Pepper originated that, but yeah. It's like Dr. Pepper and KFC. You almost have to talk about him with with ah just a little twang in your voice.
Speaker: but That reminds me of a ah ah Saturday Night Live sketch where it was like back in the and the Civil War and the, you know, one of the people that they, the whole point of the joke was that this colonel's name was Colonel Angus, but they were saying it with the southern twain, so they were saying Colonel Angus.
Speaker: Colonel Angus.
Speaker: It's the whole skit. They say it like 20 times. yeah The straight facing. That that was one of my favorite things about it. It was always one of my favorite things about Saturday Night Live was when they would break character and start laughing. And Jimmy yeah used to be the worst at it.
Speaker: That motherfucker could not make it. The worst when he does his own show. He just breaks so easily.
Speaker: That's something that ah I got to say, you know, some people say, oh you know, ah you know, if you're going to be an actor or a performer or something like that, you can't break character.
Speaker: But there's something about comedy. And if you've ever heard the term ah contagious laughter and watching watch somebody try to say corks, cork soakers,
Speaker: And they broke james Jackson because she was supposed to say cork soakers. And she straight up said, she she caught herself in the middle of it. But she she was about to say, you know, cocksuckers.
Speaker: Yeah. thirty yeah that that Yeah, man. Will Ferrell was good at that. And you can always tell the ones that are intentionally trying to get the other ones to break.
Speaker: That was kind of something Will Ferrell used to do on Saturday. That's also what love. It's when you know that they're trying to get the other one to break. I love that shit. Did we just become a... Yep. Some again. Some math.
Speaker: Oh, duh, always. What the fuck is wrong with you? You're kind of... oh du always
Speaker: ah like a brown it kind you kind of You want to start a list? We'll be here all night. We're going to be born all night.
Speaker: What's wrong with you? The list of things that's not wrong with me is shorter. Exactly. It kind of made me upset little, you know, because I grew up watching the reruns of Saturday Night Live after school.
Speaker: And, you know, I really fell in love with comedy as a youngster. And I was watching like the Upright Citizens Brigade and the kids in the hall. And I was watching George Carlin and all this stuff. I would watch anything that was kind of funny.
Speaker: And, you know, you become an adult and you start, you know, watching the news more. um People are talking about you know um Saturday Night Live is is woke and it's liberal and it's all this shit. and it's like no it's It's funny.
Speaker: i don't care I don't care about your politics. i don't care I don't care who you voted for. If you can't laugh at their impressions of your candidate, then then you're not even trying to have a good time.
Speaker: Yeah, have a good time. it's Shit's funny. Yeah. It's meant to be shit. Most of the time.
Speaker: People just get their butt hurts. Or their butts hurt.
Speaker: Too much. I'm still tired from last night too, man. Love it until a freaking sunrise.
Speaker: That's awesome. you You know it's a good time when you watch the sun go down. And then you watch it come back. There's been a lot of those nights lately for me. I'm like, didn't that song just go down? Why the fuck is it coming back up already? and that i look at the oh Oh, shit.
Speaker: I wanted to get more done today. i would I was in college and um I was at East Carolina University.
Speaker: So you know, it wasn't too far for us to drive to go to the beach. And we loaded up a car with people. And we drove to the beach um in the evening.
Speaker: Like, everybody got out of class on Friday. We all got together and made this plan. It was like, hey, you know, there's this place that we can go. and if we all chip in, then we can get the, you know, hotel room and yada, yada. yada And we get there and we find a bar that we can go into and we're not old enough to drink, but they had a sublime cover band. So we went and watched that.
Speaker: And the the majority of the people went to the hotel room and went to sleep because we were going to spend the whole next day at the beach. But me and my buddy, we're a little bit of insomniac.
Speaker: So we actually walked out onto the beach and we're like, well, the sun's going to be up an hour. So We sat there chit-chatting, just shooting the shit, talking about things, life, and all this.
Speaker: And we sit there and we watch the sun come up. Inch by inch, we're watching the sun come up. And we're just like, you know, a whole ah whole lot of people in the world don't get that experience, watching the sun come up over the ocean horizon.
Speaker: And the sun kicks up. You know, it's about, you know, if you're relatively, you're looking out over the ocean. And and it got about two or three feet. up in the air and we're like, I'm dead to the world.
Speaker: Let's just lay down. but We woke up like six hours later, sunburned on one side. ah
Speaker: i Just hating life. And everybody came and joined us and then we partied all day in the ocean. hello hang yeah um time to I would do that from time to time when I lived down in Charleston.
Speaker: I'd go to Fallon Beach. And at night, if you went down to the, you're like, technically the beach was closed at a certain time. But if you went down to the end, that was, like, resident parking, like, residents of Charleston County.
Speaker: And that was, like, the only people who could park down there was is what was people who were residents. And you had your, like, Charleston, what was it, parks and rec card.
Speaker: so and And they didn't care how you were down there. so i would go down there and i mean i'd sit out there listen to the i can't tell you guys i mean i can't tell you how many times i fell asleep sitting in one of the lounge chairs on the beach you not even drinking just sitting there relaxing listening to the waves and then right about that first that first glimpse of the sun wake up and be able to watch it come up and you're right it's such an such an amazing thing to see used to do that all the time i used to work on the beach um
Speaker: doing like the umbrellas and the chairs. So like first thing in the morning, going out, watching the sunrise come up over the water. Fuck. Yeah. Love it. He's just found out what dude, I think you need a break for the internet, buddy. kind of want to watch it though.
Speaker: dude i kind of want to watch to yeah That would be cool, Robert. ive always do that I always said that. If I ever hit the lottery, I'm buying a beach house. Oh, for sure.
Speaker: Well, I want a beach house and a mountain house. I just want a beach house. And then I'll have my compound in the middle of fucking nowhere. I've lived on the beach for years. I feel like I've done enough. Just because you were homeless and you slept on the beach, that doesn't count as living.
Speaker: laughter laughter
Speaker: ah yeah I gotta say, well growing up in an ocean town, I grew up in Wilmington, North Carolina, but ah we weren't, our house was not on like, like ocean front or anything like that.
Speaker: But the hurricanes, the hurricanes fucked everything up every single time. And we were like seven miles inland. So even from the time I was a teenager, it was like, it was nothing to ride your bike.
Speaker: on the weekend to get to the beach. You know what I mean? oh yeah Hurricane Sandy was fun. like Flooded all the way up. like Almost got into our house. Up to our Was that the one that fucked up up upstate New York? Was that Sandy? Was that the one that fucked up York and shit in Jersey?
Speaker: Was it Sandy or was it Isabella? I can't remember. Probably it is. Oh my God. My neighbor said, yeah, went know du you we rented a we we rented a beach house for a week.
Speaker: One time when we lived down in Charleston, we one of the biggest beach houses. It was my ex-wife and I think what, four, four, four other couples. And that's all we did, man. We partied. And we all lived in fucking Charleston, and we still rented a beach house on Folly just because.
Speaker: And that's all we did, man. we We partied it up on the beach the whole fucking time. And the only time we got in trouble was when the girls brought down their glass cups with their stupid mixed drinks in them because you weren't allowed have glass the beach. So was like, come on.
Speaker: the Other cups aren't pretty. Nobody gives a good goddamn if they're not pretty. You're you're drinking your alcohol out of them. They don't need to be pretty. yeah Yeah, like the cops come by.
Speaker: Y'all having a good time? What you guys doing? Yeah, we're just hanging out, drinking some beer. we got the house right there. And they're like, all right, well, be safe. Have fun. You know, make sure you don't have any glass products out here. We're like, whatever, guys.
Speaker: yeah Hey, that's so on something about ah um like how me and my wife came. we We came to an agreement. Because like I said, I grew up in Wilmington and I was like, hey, if we want to go on a beach vacation, we can we can just go to Wilmington and we'll have a free place to stay with friends and you ah short drive to the beach and yada, yada, yada.
Speaker: And she chose Myrtle. And I was like, man, growing up in in Wilmington, like i absolutely hate Myrtle Beach. But I'll tell you what, like like you just as mentioned, um you can't have alcohol yeah yeah i not supposed to have alcohol at all yeah on the on the beaches in Wilmington.
Speaker: On Wrightsville Beach, you can't have alcohol at all. You can't smoke on the beach. Going back to the glass thing, though, i like when I worked on it, like there was a bunch of broken glass all over the place that I stepped on and I had people stepping on. I had to find it all. So yeah, having glass on the beaches.
Speaker: Yeah. and that's ah It's very disrespectful to the place and everything. Delaware, New Jersey and Maryland, you're not allowed to have alcohol on the beach. I don't know about anywhere else.
Speaker: yeah wee but and we du We dug like a drink as much as you want just no glass you can smoke as much as you want just hey pick up your trash yeah's why yeah what we what we did what we what we did was dig a hole in like a like a little hole in the sand and put ah trash bag down inside of it and then like put sand to hold the bag in place and the cops thought that was genius they're like That's awesome.
Speaker: So that when we were done drinking and partying, all we had to do was grab the bag and pull it right out of the hole and take our trash. As long you fill the hole back up. Yeah. ah see You're only allowed to, like, dig a certain depth as well in some areas. We didn't, like, dig, like, an eight-foot hole or anything like that. It was just, you know, like...
Speaker: maybe a foot and a half, just big enough that we could put a trash bag down in there and throw our trash into it and not have to worry about getting blown all like you know not getting all blown all over the beach or does sure your hand down bre I'm going to tell my family about that.
Speaker: ha Yeah. Tell them. That's quick design. and but I'll give you credit for it. I'll give you credit. It's interesting too, like how, how you can make friends when you're on a week's vacation at the beach, because like, ah I got a young daughter and we would keep an eye on her and she's got her her vest on and everything. And she would go down to the water and play and run in and out of the little,
Speaker: you know, the little surf and she would make friends with another child and they would share toys and dig holes and build sandcastles and all this shit. And then you see something that seems a little sketch. So, you know, as a parent, you, you know, you go on down there to make sure everything everything's okay and kind of tighten your kid up.
Speaker: but then but then But then you go back where you're sitting, and then the other kid's parents see you sitting up there drinking beers and smoking cigarettes and stuff, and they're like, oh, my God, you're just like ah You're our people. We want to hang out.
Speaker: The next thing you know, you have more umbrella space. You know, you got people to talk to. Oh, man, it's awful. so yeah it's awesome when i i saw this one family like take a huge freaking pit and then stick an umbrella in the middle like they even had a seat carved in the sand it was a lot of time and energy that i just don't have yeah but i've seen that before that is pretty cool like How did you guys get here? and How long did it take you? well Some people like I would have for people that stay there for a month. They pay me like huge thing in the beginning. They'll stay there from the morning till the fucking night all day.
Speaker: used to do that with my kids. We'd get there not super early in the morning, but like around like 10, maybe, you know, maybe 11 or something like that. And then we would be there all fucking day and into the night.
Speaker: shit like that. They used to do down on Polly. They used to do movie nights and they had the big inflable big inflatable movies and they would put it out on the water and sometimes you could rent if you got there early enough you could rent inner tubes and they had them like anchored off in the water and you could sit the inner tubes in the water and watch the movie they did that for they did that for Jaws they did Jaws one night and nobody wanted to go sit in the inner tubes it was funny as hell let's go guys we're going to go sit in the inner tubes
Speaker: that's where i want to be i'm reading all this stuff that robert's putting in the chat and it's quite interesting i didn't know about that if we're in the wellington government and running blacks out of town newspaper called charles acock the friend of benigro huh i never knew that
Speaker: it was a william william where wellington had one of the only successful insurrections of a democratically elected government in the United States.
Speaker: And I'll put it all in the chat what happened. That's cool. Just a little bit of information for you now. Oh, yeah. Enjoy that. I used to go to church camp in North Carolina.
Speaker: Yeah. Yeah, you did. That was sexy. Yo, who up? No!
Speaker: He tried. tried to get clicked.
Speaker: I got clicked. Praise Jeebus, I got clicked. Hallelujah. Hallelujah. Hallelujah. ah la yeah
Speaker: Pastor Mike, I just got glitched. Yeah, you did. Oh, actually, one of the pastors one year and ended up finding out years later he got arrested for, like, child shit.
Speaker: Oh, child shit. You know what I'm saying. and don't know it was molestation or what. Thank you for keeping that clean for our family-friendly show here. Child shit.
Speaker: You know. You know what he did. but You know, and you know, and you know. You know. And it's crazy, because he was like, we all thought he was awesome.
Speaker: Clearly, he was awesome. I have a picture with him. wow I have a picture of him like with his arm around me and shit, and I'm like, ooh, now I feel weird. Oh, God. This is why we're all going to hell.
Speaker: It's all Britney's fault. Hey, y'all, I like you.
Speaker: but yeah oh god this is why we're all going to hell okay so brittany swell but a like I'll light the grill, but it's BYOB.
Speaker: Yeah, right. We were all sweet, innocent, good, mild-mannered boys until you come up in here. and they Now you've corrupted us.
Speaker: Hell yeah, take it. Whatever, fuck you. Hell yeah. Hell My feelings that hurt. I'll take it.
Speaker: I saw that movie, uh, I saw that movie, Drag Me to Hell, and I was like, ah wait, you, but wait, you you didn't go voluntarily like me? Yeah, right.
Speaker: It's Britney, bitch. It's Britney, bitch.
Speaker: Damn right it it is. Shout out to Blaze for that. I said that today when I was uploading music. I was like, oh, oh what do we have here? yeah Imagine how used to feel being in the Boy Scouts. That all changed one fateful camping trip.
Speaker: You go camping with Scout Leader Bob and you wake up in the morning with your butthole hurting. You telling anybody? and scout Scout Leader Bob.
Speaker: Why is that the funniest part for me? I'm still so tired. Oh my God. Scott Leader Bob, why is my booty hole hurt? Don't you worry. One of us had a great time. but I came back a man. i like that robert that I left home a Boy Scout, but I came back a man Scout.
Speaker: Thank you, Counselor Bob. Scout Leader Bob.
Speaker: Do you want the badge or not, damn it? Is there a badge for this? Scott Leader Bob, is there? Do I earn a badge? It's fucking intense. so Yeah, it's called the pod pooter.
Speaker: It's called the pod pooter badge.
Speaker: I was talking about trees That's the last badge you can earn as a Boy Scout, the pod pooter.
Speaker: I got my pod pooter. And she just shakes her dick. Damn it. Oh, God. andmit oh god Oh, Scout Leader Bob got you, I see.
Speaker: i always wanted to be in the Boy Scouts because they did more shit. It was more fun. My brother was in it. My dad wouldn't let me in the Girl Scouts because he was like, they're too liberal.
Speaker: They're too liberal? Yeah. I did. I wanted to be in the Boy Scouts, but um I never wanted to do anything that my big brother...
Speaker: was doing and he was in the boy scouts and they're like fuck and then he turned out weird so i'm kind of thankful for that ah water yeah where so it was probably the boy scouts you know had to be it's like yeah he did really good in the boy scouts but he quit the military and then all of a sudden i did really good I did really good in the military. It was like, thank God to skip the Boy Scouts.
Speaker: You're fucking dumb. I love it.
Speaker: But no. Thank you for service. I say that every time. Well, thank you for alcoholism. I swear to God. Yeah. And the cigarettes.
Speaker: Nicotine. and a cigarette nicoine It's like, why is the military budget so high? The only reason I survived this life is because alcohol, nicotine, and caffeine.
Speaker: yeah Yes. I've i've never been able to do this. PTSD from Golden Kaplan with Scout Leader Bob.
Speaker: I did dip one time. And it was just like in that movie, yeah The Sandlot. I did dip one time. I was just to and It destroyed me. And I was like, nope, nope, nope. These fuckers are going to make you feel like you're going to have a fucking heart busy I used to. and blood because i and I smoked. and yeah We couldn't smoke it could not smoke at
Speaker: So I started dipping and they didn't care if we dipped as long as we didn't spit in the trash cans or spit on the floors. Okay. And the first first couple of times that I did, oh my God, you got that nicotine high, that like nicotine buzz and you feel all woozy and shit. Yeah.
Speaker: Yeah.
Speaker: yeah You need go ahead.
Speaker: have I have flashbacks every time I go. i'm at the grocery store um the sausage. yeah
Speaker: Scout leader Bob. No. Why?
Speaker: yeah Oh, I just got it. It took me a second. He pick it up and cry and say, I miss you, dude. I miss you, Bob.
Speaker: I miss you, Bob. but just one to You taught me how to win
Speaker: I
Speaker: a swear. Mama, your baby boy is now a man. just want you to know.
Speaker: I've seen things. I've done things. yeah the most There are games I have seen. because I was going to sink her. Give me to it. It'll show her.
Speaker: The woods will change a man. got hair on my chest. ah I got some goddamn chest tubes now, mama.
Speaker: ah yeah Yeah. We all know what put hair on your chest.
Speaker: Scoutmaster Bob's ball sack. i was
Speaker: Scoutmaster Bob. Scoutmaster Bob in the building. but we need these We need to find a Bob that is a scoutmaster.
Speaker: That'll over really well for us right now. Your name Bob, Eagle Scoutmaster, by chance. Come hang out with us. Watch this episode. so We're going to fuck you up.
Speaker: Hey, Scoutmaster Bob. Guess what? I became an Eagle Scout and this is a shotgun. Just a little bit sore. It's alright. Pain is pain.
Speaker: pain is pain Oh my gosh. No struggle, no progress. I have that tattooed on my ankles.
Speaker: You wake up to Scoutmaster Bob whispering in your ear, it'll all be over soon. You'll feel a slight pinch. Hey boy, put that fishing pole down. This is how you make lube in the wilderness.
Speaker: Oh God.
Speaker: so teach you some real life skills you see here this is an aloe plant
Speaker: oh lord we're going to hell yeah i don't know if but i don't know if i'm or but um it's It's kind of like um an amazing thing when you're driving to work in the morning and ACDC, the highway to hell comes on.
Speaker: And then when you leave, you like on payday Friday, you hear ACDC for those about to rock. And it's like, yes, let's get it on.
Speaker: Hell yeah. um Ultimate, that's a great theme song for driving to work. It's a lot. Oh, true. Yeah, you're not wrong. Or like a workout song, too.
Speaker: Go to hell, Brian.
Speaker: Oh, my gosh. I am so fucking tired tonight. I have so low energy. I'm just like, I'll let you guys drive this car. I'm just here to add one-liners and little tidbits from time to time. Yeah.
Speaker: You fuckers keep it like a like told you the other night I did. I did the same thing. um But then that evening um i was paying off surfing again.
Speaker: And um I was I was dead to the world. And I'm like, why am I doing this? And I had a few beers and I'm sitting here looking at a 12 pack. And I'm like, usually like that's that's that's the norm.
Speaker: And um' I'm sitting here looking at four beers left. And I'm like, why however why why am but why am I not reaching for one? so It's because I got two and a half hours of sleep or whatever it was. yeah And it was like, you know what? right You guys get to live. Yeah.
Speaker: We will call a C2. We'll kill you tomorrow. You have been pardoned for a day. The governor just called. Good news, boys. That's
Speaker: that's what i'll run it and so I run it on. It's like two hours of sleep and I fucking pinched a nerve or something in my shoulder. So like wow I'm a fucking mess over here today. just Yeah. I feel like everybody's probably a mess today. It's all Blaze's fault. And look who's not here. but Welcome to the show.
Speaker: Welcome to the show, Blaze. Yeah. It's not even true. I didn't feel so much later. like i i just looked the time on my phone and I'm like,
Speaker: Oh my God, it's only 9.30. Yeah. I feel so much later than that. And and you were talking you were talking about being like, you between work and all that, like, and getting to unemployment.
Speaker: Um, when I left the military, they granted me a year, an automatic. It was like, no questions asked a year's worth of unemployment.
Speaker: Um, and And this was during the Obama era and they had bumped it up by like $50 a week. I think I was making more on unemployment than I was making work and being in the military.
Speaker: And so you you think I didn't get completely turnt like all the time? Like that was my life. and It was like, ah hey, they they fucked me up for six fucking years.
Speaker: I'm getting wasted and going to the beach and playing video games. Fuck a job. Like I just worked in lifetime in six years.
Speaker: Everybody can suck my dick, but you know, a year runs out and then times got hard. Cause was like, Oh shit. I do. I do actually have to like live the rest of my life. You know what I'm saying? Yeah.
Speaker: right yeah I got big chunk of money when we sold my grandparents house and I went on a little, sabbaticals for a little bit. I'm like, oh shit, I'm running out of money.
Speaker: yeah yeah Then you gotta to hit the phoneback a
Speaker: the corner. It's not like I'm not looking for a job. I am. but I just fucking know. No luck, man. I want to go back to work.
Speaker: Sitting at home shit fucking sucks, man. Yeah, man. It does suck. I was just lucky enough when I just moved here, the place had a new hiring, now hiring thing.
Speaker: Like, yeah, fuck yeah. is for this is the first yeah This is the first time in my in my life. I mean, I've been working since I was like 13, 14, something like that. This is the first time in my life I've been unemployed.
Speaker: Like, I don't know what to do with myself. And my sleep schedule's all fucking out of whack. Like you said, well if it's a Tuesday night I want to get drunk and the kids aren't here, I'm getting fucking drunk and staying up until the sun comes up. And then I'm like, well, Wednesday's completely shot to shit because yeah I'm all fucking hungover and tired and I don't want to move.
Speaker: hundred Yeah, you got to work to get on it, man. You got to work to get it got to work to earn it. But politics trying to make fun of it. Yeah, right? I mean, I've been kind of lazy, but i mean, I'm actively looking for a job because like a trackball said, that shit's going run out. It's going to run out quick.
Speaker: And then I'm like, yeah I guess it's time to start selling feet pics on Feet Finder. Oh, is that what it is? I've been like... Start selling my used boxers, I guess. Man, okay, so I was on the this like back trail creek area that I like to go to all the time.
Speaker: And this random dude's out there. I had my feet in the water. He's like, can I take pictures of you? And then come to find out he likes feet. I think he just took my pictures for my fucking feet.
Speaker: agree That's wild. He didn't even give me money for it. And you did it for free. mean What the fuck? You dirty foot who I...
Speaker: I didn't think about it at the time. i was like, this is weird, but okay. Slitting your feet out there for all the world. Look at my toes. I like being barefoot in the woods, all right?
Speaker: That's wild. and you know um I'm a purveyor of certain types of content, but the the finishes that out there. I think they get kind of wild because I like feet. love my feet because they are my feet. I've always been a bit of runner. I really believe everyone should take of their If anybody ever has a foot problem, I try educate them so i really believe everyone should take care of their feet and you know if anybody ever like has a foot problem
Speaker: like you know i try to educate them to take to take care of their feet. But when it becomes some sort of a sexual fetish, it's like, yeah, i i don't i don't look at I don't look at my feet that way. Why are you looking at my feet that way? Fetishization of the fetishes of the fetish.
Speaker: I'm pleased night. please last night Fetishized. Fetishized. <unk>s better Good shot.
Speaker: And you know, it's kind of weird because when you when you think about it, it's like, oh, the the bigger the phallus, the better. But some people really like tiny feet. And it's like, hey, what the hell is going on here?
Speaker: Is it better? Bring them little footsies over here, girl. I'm going lick them. Give me them footsies. Get rid of them piggies.
Speaker: This little pig went in my mouth. yeah This little piggy went wee wee wee all the way right in my butt hole.
Speaker: And it'll always confuse me as well as like, you know, why women's sizes in clothes and shoes especially are different than men's sizes. Why don't we just go by inches? Or, know, or, you know, actual measurements rather than these size numbers.
Speaker: Because it's really confusing to men because like if you're a man and and you wear a 10 or whatever and a woman wears a 10, it's not the same size.
Speaker: Because just when you think you found somebody that matches your aura, it it's like, hey, what's wrong with your feet?
Speaker: I'm so confused. I thought men came in and then women do come in like 0, 2, 4, 6, 8. It is annoying. oh confused which would stop like it i mean and what men's pan same and like thirty for thirty two or whatever you know and then womens do come in like zero two four sixty eight and doesn' anly but Because women but are all so weird about sizes. Could you imagine a woman going and picking out a pair of pants that were like thirty eight and she's going to lose her goddamn mind because she's already losing her fucking mind because she wears a size 6. And then you just quadruple that number basically and she's like, I'm so fat. I wear a 38. Shut up.
Speaker: Now some places do that. Like I'm ah i'm a 26 or 24, I believe. I don't know. 26. It depends on the place, but most of them do the zero. I probably couldn't even get that on my leg.
Speaker: have ah that's ah ah But I have a hard time finding pants because my legs are so long. So all of them are usually like high waters.
Speaker: I have the opposite problem because I'm built like a silverback gorilla. So I'm all upper body and torso. Yeah. So my legs aren't, aren't very long. but what was i went out with with a, with a girl a couple of weeks ago so and she was shorter than me, but her legs were longer than mine. Cause she, we were standing side by side. she brought I said, I know I'm built like a fucking silverback. She had to think for a second. She was like, Oh my God, you are.
Speaker: Yeah, well, all i four or so. All upper body, damn it. So where so i i um can I always, my pants are usually just ah just a hair too long.
Speaker: But the problem with being all upper body is it's it's it's hard to find a fucking shirt that when you, share yeah yeah you know, you get your size and you go like that and then it lifts up. But if you then you've got to go bigger.
Speaker: you have to go so you have to go To like big and and tall, even though you're not. Well, how tall are you? I'm 6'2". Yeah, just go to big and tall. Yeah, but that big and tall clothes, man, I don't know. and they're not They're not very flattering. I like i like my shirts to be a little form-fitting. I like to show off my chest and my shoulders. don't want to look like a G. It's kind of strange because ah I'm 6'2 as well.
Speaker: And but i'm I'm a slender fella. And you find yourself. like You find yourself on like the in between, because if I find a script if I find a shirt that's like long enough for my arms and for my waist, I always have a huge it always has a huge neck hole.
Speaker: And I don't like a big neck hole. I like a tight neck shirt. But, you know, you go to the big and tall stores and it's either for like really, really like wide men or like super, super tall people, like six, nine foot shit like that.
Speaker: And it's like when when you just and I don't dress in that type of stuff anyway. It's like the men's warehouse. You're going to love the way you look. I want to wear a normal fucking t-shirt that's cheap as fuck.
Speaker: I want wear normal ass clothes, like normal brands and shit like that. But you go to big and tall and it's like, well, I'm not fat. I'm not fat.
Speaker: like Well, they're more like hood clothes. I'm not super tall, but when you find yourself in between, it's like it's hard to find a brand that is long enough and has a tight neck on it. And it's like, come on, man.
Speaker: yeah Negative two. What the fuck does that mean? Minus two. line 5'8"? 5'10"? i ten five channel Yeah, but that math is not my strong point ah tonight, apparently. Or ever.
Speaker: Oh, Robert blaner as king so rep Platinum Platinum is a short king. no Hey, that's funny, too. like oh He said he had 29-inch thighs when he was in high school. What are you, a giant?
Speaker: And apparently it's like it's it's, you know, attractive or cool for a dude to be on the tall side. You know, what is it? It's like six foot and above is is like, hey, you know, that's that's what's put out there on with like yeah this superficial bullshit that gets put out there.
Speaker: yeah um Six foot, but six pack abs and six figures. The triple six. But tall woman, um and it's so again, superficially like unattractive. and My sister-in-law is just as tall as I am, I swear to God.
Speaker: and She swears that she's and call her and i call her five twelve
Speaker: And it's like, yeah, I've got a little bit. But she, there is no way she's any more than six foot tall. ah and And she gets mad at me when I call her 5'12".
Speaker: I think that's funny. i I don't know. It's so weird that like the height is a thing. like I was talking to a friend of mine today.
Speaker: and she And she was like, she she likes this guy. And they've been talking for a hot minute. And she's only five eight And she's like, but he's 5'6". And I'm like, and? oh It's just a fucking number.
Speaker: It doesn't change his like You like him. right You're talking to him. like It doesn't change who he is. He's just a tiny bit older. found myself like when I was on Plenty of Fish years ago. i went out on a date with some guy shorter than me. I felt myself scrunching down to like get on his level.
Speaker: I don't know. Oh, at you little fella. How down there? Yeah, I couldn't do it. I don't know why. It's it's not like it's so like unattractive. It's just like, I don't know.
Speaker: I don't know. I guess I don't really have any opinion on this or I shouldn't be speaking on it considering the fact that I am over over six foot tall. so and and i don't And I don't think I'm tall at all by no means. Yeah.
Speaker: but like If a guy's like near my height, I don't mind. and like If I wear heels or something and I end up being a little taller than him, then fuck it. Whatever. I'm wearing my heels. Robert he can wear platforms.
Speaker: He's over six feet. and ah That's it. I'm going to get that leg length.
Speaker: We can just we just ah tell you to tie you tie you ti your feet to a bumper of a truck and tie your arms to to another truck and just stretch you out, man. It would probably be a lot cheaper than the surgery.
Speaker: Get some stilts. That's kind it's kind of funny, too, because people do change. like gail um but I was pretty fit when I was 30, and then I get married. That'll do it.
Speaker: i'll tell what Each year along the way, you know, you meet the family for holidays and like, man, you're packing on some pounds. And, you know, 12 years later, ah get slapped in the belly and it's like, hey, man, you're really you're really successful on that dad bod.
Speaker: And um like I just look over and point at my wife and I'm like, well, I'm on her diet. And I. but But there's something that doesn't change and you will never grow like six inches just because you got married. You know what I'm saying? Yeah. yeah however god bonds were in and okay That testosterone slows down, man. Yeah, it is.
Speaker: No. i mean yeah And you stop you stop working um start working out with two-year-olds and it's like, could crush you right now, but you are my child.
Speaker: Crush you like the bug that you are, little peasant.
Speaker: Yeah, man. It's only 10 pounds. and And the kid looks at you and is like, that I'm only 10 pounds. I'm only 10 pounds, you son bitch.
Speaker: Lift your body weight and then you're like, no, I got you. Let me take care of this. I won won't make fun of you
Speaker: anymore. I'm still going to make fun of you. You puny peasant. You're weak. I like those videos where it's like like an uncle or a brother or a dad.
Speaker: you know, playing with the youngster. And it's like the caption is always, you know, never give in, always try to win. And you just like completely shake the kid just younger and smaller. And it's like, you just don't, you just don't the basketball on them and pitch the baseball.
Speaker: Hey, you're only going to learn one way. And that's by doing it my way. And they're like, oh, you just got chung chung, kid. They're just crying.
Speaker: I ain't raising no pussy. you go You gotta earn you got earn this W. I'm not giving it to you. Exactly. don easy in your normal level What is a normal level for testosterone?
Speaker: but Robert got his testosterone. It was 43 and it was 860. I don't know if that's high, average, normal, low. mine my Mine's
Speaker: but i'm a man god damn it are you grabbing oh god damn man hey hey what's going on wally how you doing brother um what to do big peeping johnny bongs what you working on i'm actually you working on more of a glitch piece nice not He's working in the meth lab. Leave him alone. i
Speaker: I'm just curious. He made me want to start working on my shit. not Doing my wood burning. I got the bulk net doing. I'm going be working on the bear. And then there's going to be the Odin and the Ravens, which will come next.
Speaker: Nice. Hell yeah. Hell yeah. love how Hank... It might be above average for a 40-plus-year-old man. Gotcha. Yeah, don't Surviving. I heard that, brother.
Speaker: I heard that. It's above average for 20. Look at you, Mr. Above Average, man. Barely surviving today. Well, I wasn't a Boy Scout, so I got to reserve a whole bunch of my testosterone.
Speaker: I didn't get that man injection in the Boy Scouts. i I didn't get that vaccine. You never met me, Bob. Don't spit the pencil. That shit caught me.
Speaker: Scout later, Bob. That burns. It's just a little prick. Everything will be fine. Just relax.
Speaker: I'm going to put my hands on your shoulders for some leverage, all right? yeah You know what? ah kind of I kind of wish I was like five eight or It'd probably make my dick look bigger. here thanks scratch football That's so nice.
Speaker: but two things You can't say that when I'm hitting a bowl, man. testicles Testicles in the building. Ah. up
Speaker: ah good You ah yeah almost killed me. Oh my gosh. okay lot keep I keep rocking this chair back and forth. I'm going fall asleep.
Speaker: Very soothing. You you call it. Here you go, baby. Rock-a-bye, Clicky. no Got the fan balloon on me. Oh man, it's fucking nice.
Speaker: I might not make it back. my turn lo fan If I turn the fan on, I'll probably pass right back out. It's game over, bitches.
Speaker: Shit. I know, man. It's just like, and I hate that I feel like this tonight because the kids aren't home. Nobody's home. It's just me.
Speaker: ah I need some local tales that I can call up. Damn right you do. I'm
Speaker: I need to get you laid because you are something else. and ah ball take off man um ill check them on chip i Everybody needs to go on a search for a woman for click.
Speaker: i got mean there's plenty i got plenty of options there're just right out all over the country yeah I'm going to go on a Glick tour this summer into and just come into a city near you.
Speaker: The Glicketing is coming to a city near you. Oh, my God. That's her new job. How about that? One Glick, two Glick, three Glick, four. I got one for you, and she can look you in the eyes while standing up. What up, 512?
Speaker: What up? five twelve
Speaker: That would not be a good pickup line, but I think you guys would get a along. ah Maybe save that until after.
Speaker: Well, look, that's the only way I'm going to know she's got a good sense of humor or not, because that's a key component for me is a good sense of humor. A dark sense of humor. I know how to get my energy back.
Speaker: I'm like Popeye with Newports. Damn, son.
Speaker: It's been more than a couple weeks, man. Newports are expensive. It's been more than couple weeks. And i was I was lacking before that. So it's been a while.
Speaker: No, it hasn't. It actually has only been a couple weeks since I have. Since I got some some sweet tin to live. Some pooh, hey!
Speaker: yeah Now he's been getting picked. I'm sure he, uh... He's been using Jill quite often. yeah Who?
Speaker: Jill?
Speaker: J-I-L-L.
Speaker: Get it? like Or Pamela Anderson? where we're we We're very familiar with each other at this point. I know, that's why I was...
Speaker: I know who you are. Okay. I was like, how do you not fucking know that? I don't know. Through thick and thin, I met my best friend when I was 12 years old, and I will never not shake his hand.
Speaker: Never heard that one. Dear penis. I don't think I like anymore. Sometimes you can't ask me.
Speaker: i don't wait i like you anymore
Speaker: sometimes butony and sometimes Sometimes you look at them and you're like, why are you looking at me like that, brother? And sometimes you look at them and it's like, what did I say? Why won't you look at me in the eye? You keep looking at me like that, I'm going to jack you up. Don't make me beat you like you owe me money. Motherfucker.
Speaker: jack you up or all sorry but don't make me beat you like you owe me money love a book You're dead dick like it owes me money, son.
Speaker: I own you, but I will sell you on the street if you keep acting up. Yeah. Y'all are... Just keep going.
Speaker: She said, y'all are... Just keep going. Keep it up. Keep it up. the shit That's what she said. Keep it up.
Speaker: no
Speaker: Yeah, who needs a dick joke when you were born with one? but
Speaker: Your dick is a joke. oh it There's always a lick. It's in the chisette. You're not even allowed up here, Wyatt. Unless this is Rick. Oh my gosh, that's Wyatt?
Speaker: It's either Rick or Wyatt. It's one of them. It's all the way at the top. a friend told me today she's like yeah yeah she because she she works at the lies and she's like you know we we've got a kindle doll you can come by she's only at three thousand dollars thank yeah she's like she's like and she's life-size and everything and i'm like that would be an interesting topic piece for conversation if i just sat her on the couch for when company was coming over it's some slitty lingerie
Speaker: God damn it, Kendall, how many times have I told you? Stop dressing like a whore. It's so much cheaper to get a lonely woman drunk. You know what I'm saying? Yeah, it's
Speaker: yeah it's all the way at the top. like Don't even use pickup lines. Just go on the app and be like, hey, you know what I want? I will pay for the drinks.
Speaker: it'll be waste It will not cost you $3,000, I promise. Yeah, I i hear and don't have an option to pin it. Are you talking about the link click?
Speaker: yeah I just posted it. I just put it in the comments. If y'all did want to pin it, you simply click on it from YouTube and it'll bring up a suggestion that says pin. oh I gotta go to YouTube.
Speaker: yeah
Speaker: you I can't say it. I'm dumb. So I got to go to YouTube to do that. Yep. Click on it from there and it'll bring up a suggestion. that said
Speaker: It's a good thing you have your producer handy.
Speaker: It's a good thing what? I said it's a good thing you have your producer handy. I know, all right? You'd think Blaze would be like, oh, hey, I'm on our YouTube. or i'm on youtube Let me go ahead and pin this for him.
Speaker: No, I'd rather be in front of him and talk shit. They'd call him stupid. He said, fuck you. That's Rick. What up, bitch?
Speaker: yeah So, Brittany's been around like four days and she's got like got a lot of sheep and How does she pin stuff? How do I do that? I didn't pin it.
Speaker: How did you do the link thing in whatever the book you did it in? I'm in StreamYard. I copy and pasted the link. i'm in streamy yard i copy and paste yeah see the only way because i can't find it in I have to come in through YouTube.
Speaker: oh I found it. i Well, that's because you don't have the streamer link yet. no i figure I fingered it out. I now know how to pin the comments. Thank you, Johnny Bones. I know. You're really learning shit. I'm fucking lazy.
Speaker: Clearly.
Speaker: Big old fuck you to glick, you big dummy. Figure it out yourself. stupid What are you doing tonight there, big fella? was about to say, how are you doing, Rick? Just chilling, man.
Speaker: Just chilling. healthy I haven't been on Call of Duty in a while. like shit and I won't shit. We can do this the easy way or the hard way. We got a guy in our COD chat that says that shit all the time.
Speaker: I haven't been on that. That's okay. that okay Well, that's because all y'all are always playing Warzone and you already have four or five fucking people. Yep.
Speaker: And then other people go and play Warzone with two or three other people in their group. I just said, fuck all y'all. Yeah, all y'all. I what to tell you.
Speaker: Unless we all play together. there I don't know. I don't. Oh, shit. I need to get a job because going to be on the verge of losing my laptop. You're about to be in a war zone pretty soon.
Speaker: Why? You'll get back to work. You're going to be fighting off all them debt collectors. um um My bills are paid. My bills are paid. They stay paid.
Speaker: got you One way or another. I wish. I would be hanging out with you assholes. I wouldn't be hanging out with you assholes right now if I had a sugar mama. I'll tell you that right now. You know what is? He goes and makes... ah Behind the scenes, he makes fucking specialized Bigfoot appearances at those fucking Bigfoot tracking places that swindle everybody. yeah We're going to find real Bigfoot. I'm not Sasquatch. I'm poking my head out.
Speaker: I can see that. Totally. I can see the headline now. You know, we found Sasquatch, and the real question is, why are his legs so thin? ah Why he got these little big chick legs? What's up, Jedi?
Speaker: What up, Jedi? What up with you? It was all right. Robert said, I had a sugar mama before. It was all right. Y'all think I'm playing.
Speaker: I'm a single man now. I might go find me one of these 82, 84-year-old bitches that got lots of money and got one foot in the grave. Give her some of this sweet glick action.
Speaker: Yeah. yeah Give her a good old-fashioned glick. What up, Granny? You ready for the glickening, girl? so i this for me Sign this wheel for me real quick.
Speaker: but Make sure you bring with you one of go some but those static dusters. You show up the static one.
Speaker: it for a meredi a static spirit you show up to the first date with a swiffer yeah the the fucking swipper dustin static one yeah and start over start Start rubbing it all over. but It's called foreplay.
Speaker: Noob, yeah and I want the one foot in the grave. That way I can get all that money. i don't need to wait for it and ask for it. I'll just get it all. there are some check you land You land your one in your 50s or 60s that's still banging.
Speaker: It might be worth hanging out on that one. At least you you go get your lunch made for you every day before work, too. but ah Oh, my God. Convertible. Just.
Speaker: Ah. If you find out too late that the the blue lips wasn't lipstick. it like I can see it now. He's sitting there with the old lady.
Speaker: You know, I once gave Charlie Chaplin a hand job. but God.
Speaker: go
Speaker: and then you And then you have, what is it, seven degrees from seven day from Kevin Where are you going? I can't do it. You're in the circle. this here going
Speaker: can do your my here in this it she Diddy party and you're like, oh, is his fucking luck, he'd catch an SD from an old lady they thought was gone forever like smallpox and he's got it all of a sudden.
Speaker: The Black Plague. Got a simple herpilitis. They thought they cured it from JFK time. i look at it Somebody got a rude clickening.
Speaker: Oh
Speaker: oh my god. Oh boy. She's like, you know the blowjob? i invented that.
Speaker: let me show you Next thing you know, thanks her teeth go in her fucking glass on the nightstand. Oh yeah. Glick, Carolina, Florida games tied at one at the third period.
Speaker: Nice. Florida's up 2-0 in that series.
Speaker: When the wind blows, you can hear the shingles clanging. a just Just so you know, it's not the Florida game. it's it's It's the Canes game.
Speaker: Well, I'm hoping the Canes win it. But I gotta say, it's the Florida game because Florida's currently up two games to none. So, y'all better pick up the fucking pace. Yeah.
Speaker: Because Florida is one hell of a team and you guys can't be lacking on this game. Because if you go down three games, you know damn good and well it's going to be almost impossible to come back and win that series.
Speaker: Get your shit together, Carolina. Yeah, and I think in that last game, they they didn't just beat us. They didn't just win. we'll step on you Yeah, it was bad.
Speaker: Edmonton blew a three-goal lead to lose 6-4 against Dallas in game one.
Speaker: I really want Canes-Edmonton for the Cup. The only plus side for the Canes is if they win tonight, and they go back to Carolina in two days. so yeah it's it's it's It's tough being a fan, man.
Speaker: It's really not a husband for you guys the last few years. You guys have been a good team the last couple of years. Yeah. you want to be You want to talk about tough being a fan? Be anything Buffalo fan.
Speaker: Anything. Except our lacrosse team, they just won another national. But be anything else Buffalo and talk to me. how how does how does it How does, as a Buffalo Bills fan, and and Johnny Bongs is there, you guys go from being ah Tom Brady's bitch for like 20 to call Kermit the Frog's bitch.
Speaker: But do you know what the fucker that whole thing is? We beat him religiously in regular season. We beat him in Arrowhead. Josh Allen owns Arrowhead right now. He owns Arrowhead. yeah yeah we just can't get that. it's I swear to God, it's like, you know, the Red Sox had that curse of the Bambino for 100 fucking years.
Speaker: I swear to God, we've got some kind of curse on us that nobody talks about.
Speaker: It's fucking annoying, dude. So annoying. Well, maybe they should ah relocate the team. They are. Across the street to a brand new stadium. Maybe we'll leave the curse behind.
Speaker: but but There's some's some body buried underneath one of the goal posts. no With who? Oh, that's fine. Don't do that. Don't do that. It'll blow right in my face. She's been on the phone the whole time. Leave her alone.
Speaker: Well, yeah, but she's actually... That's fine. She can still run. As long as she stays close to you guys on the mini-map, you guys are good. Go
Speaker: go run with scissors, Wyatt. There's not a team called the Buffalo Wings. I want Buffalo Wild Wings. Florida just scored again. Now it's two to one Florida. Fuck. God damn.
Speaker: That's okay. I mean, you guys can't be sad about the season even if we don't fucking make it, but I'm hoping you guys can pull it back together. because it would suck to go to game four at home and lose it there.
Speaker: That would really suck.
Speaker: Yeah, I can say like I'm a pretty diehard sports fan, but when it comes to, you know, like the games and the pros and all that stuff, like I don't gamble, I don't do fantasy.
Speaker: I don't you know, I don't do none of that shit. So it's just like, oh, my my team loses again. But, you know, to that to get this far, it's a good feeling.
Speaker: But, you know, yeah look how many look how many fans that are out there that have never experienced it. Yeah, like you're talking about the – Say that, Daniel, you're trying to go on. So, hold on. I'm going to address Robert Platinum's comment.
Speaker: Browns. He was absolutely right about Jim Kelly being way too good to not win a Super Bowl. But if you look at them all, everyone they lost had very little to do with him.
Speaker: It was always some random fucking thing that would almost never happen. to say yeah All I got to say is Cleveland Browns have the third most championships in the NFL, and that is an official NFL record now.
Speaker: That's only because they changed the fucking rules so you guys didn't feel like the retard of the class. No, they changed the rule because Green Bay was boo-hooing because they're like, we three-peated way before Kansas City done it.
Speaker: fun other man Oh, that was before the Super Bowl era, dummies. Yeah. don't know. I saw a clip this morning that I know you remember and it was when they fucking um the holiday game against Jacksonville.
Speaker: Which one? Browns? where they fucking Yeah, the Browns. where they let him fucking run a play and then called a play past. They called an incomplete pass two plays prior after they let him run a play and they fucking called the game because amount of bottles that flew out of the field.
Speaker: Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. I remember that one. Yeah, because that's what they switched. That's what they switched it up in the stadiums, glass bottles the plastic bottles. They just done it because those are all plastic bottles, they said.
Speaker: Yeah, they just done it because fans fucking throwing them. Yeah, but they have a right to. don't know, Robert. team's right The Bills team right now is really good, too.
Speaker: They just got this fucking monkey on their back, man. That's kind of racist. consider Considering who beats them. I couldn't say we had a frog on our back because that would be weird.
Speaker: ah or a Super weird. thought were on the spot. I thought Oh, Patty Mahomes, man. Oh, shit, fuck. Yeah, that's wild to me. Like, you guys go into Arrowhead and we'll fucking slap them around.
Speaker: We just drop them. Like 35 points, just embarrass them. And then here comes the playoffs, and it's like, oh, we forgot how to play foosball. No, no, but you can't even say that because it's always close, and it's one of the highest scoring games of the season the last three times.
Speaker: It's fucking wild. yeah Yeah, I think they're going to play. It's wild. And that, ladies and gentlemen, is why I don't gamble. not even That has nothing to with the gambling on of That right there is why it is a real, real struggle to be a Buffalo Bills fan.
Speaker: and but The struggle is real. I don't want to hear like shit about it. Cleveland can look at their team, but here's the thing, though. You can validate why your team sucks. We have no excuse.
Speaker: Yeah. You can at least say, you know, hey, we paid a quarterback way too much money to not play a full season. We can't say that.
Speaker: You can prove a bad call like that Jacksonville game. We can't do that. Ours is just ah fucking shitty, shitty situations.
Speaker: I have so many autographs from those teams, Robert. Andre Reid, Steve Tasker, fucking Bruce Smith, all those guys.
Speaker: The Bills of the early 90s were the fucking Bills. Ravens. and I don't even think there are the Ravens. That was before the Ravens became the Indianapolis Colts.
Speaker: I think they were the Baltimore Colts. They were Colts at the time, I think. That's okay. Your old team owner just died, so how do you feel? I know. I could give two shits.
Speaker: least At least you could give shits. I mean, if you couldn't give shits, that would really mean you didn't care. Because you can give a shit. Because you can give a shit. Dude, I'm fucking tired. We were on here forever last night.
Speaker: a I don't know what to tell you. That's your own fault. i went bad listen not At least it's not diary. Yeah, right? yeah right I went to bed midnight last night.
Speaker: I was like six in the morning, maybe. went sleep. and Woke up at like nine.
Speaker: Yeah, we've been talking talking about this um staying up way too late thing. And another thing that um um I've given my praise to this show for its timing ah for the open panel and, you know, having fun with y'all.
Speaker: but For making you stay up too late? No, no, no. ah Because on like weeknights when I got to work and shit, I kind of get hung up and, you know, stay up till two or three in the morning. and then I got to get up at 530. I can't do that.
Speaker: I have to wake up at 430. I have to wake up at 430. Fuck that. i have to four thirty fuck that But you know i don't work I don't work on Sundays, so it's nice to hang out with y'all.
Speaker: But also there's there's a channel that i I hang out with and they don't start until um either like 11 p.m. Eastern not. 11 p.m. Western. or not ah eleven ah eleven p m western so Oh, God. thats live one a It's 2 a.m. Yeah. Fuck that.
Speaker: So between like 2 and 3 a.m. here is when they're so is when they're starting. Why do you do that to yourself?
Speaker: brazil Well, because it's it's a funnt it's a fun hangout for me. You know what I ah feel Okay. phil yeah But like, man, aren't you tired?
Speaker: and You know, you get you get a little wasted on a Saturday night when you don't have to work on Sunday and you get to hang out and everything's yeah and everything's just funny as fuck. ah Yeah, that's why we joined the shaman show last night. I was like, suck it.
Speaker: hopefully Whatever. I up for letout we don up for lot i just i enjoy having some company on some Saturdays. when ah Like when the kids are here, Right now, they're both playing video games. I don't i have the TV on with hockey game, but i can't turn a volume up because then it blacks out what they're trying to hear. so It's just easier for me to jump on here and hang out with y'all. Instead of sitting there with the TV and fucking staring their board out of my mind. Like, i I'm just sitting here drinking beer, shedding tears because I'm bored.
Speaker: Who's playing? What hockey game? Carolina and Florida. we were already talking about this. I wasn't always listening to be honest. You guys talk a lot about stuff.
Speaker: That's kind of the point of the show. yeah ah du they I got zoned out in my wood burning. I'm sorry.
Speaker: yeah ah ill I'll never forget this one moment. Um, ah I was at a ah bar and grill restaurant and I had eaten and I was waiting for the Canes game to start.
Speaker: And they, they got like this, um a separation between the main bar inside where it's a big horseshoe and the outside bar, but it's not really outside. It's just where you're allowed to smoke.
Speaker: And, um, I was just sitting there chilling. The sun was still up. and And I met a new friend just hanging out at the bar. And this dude's like, hey, man. ah fuck Do you smoke?
Speaker: God damn, man. Stop breaking my heart like that. ah Dude, I'm just trying to keep you in the loop, bro. yeah restaurant but ah It's not looking good.
Speaker: No, it's really not. I hate it for you. But this guy asked me if I smoked it. I was like, yeah, do you need a cigarette? And he was like, no, I'm talking about weed. And I was like, yeah, I partake every once in a while. He goes, well, I'm in that Jeep out there, and I'm about to do a lap around the the Sam's Club, and I'm going to smoke this blunt. And I was like, well, fuck it. If you're inviting me, I'll go with you.
Speaker: So we're we're driving around Sam's Club parking hope this word isn't enough with some guy tickling your butthole. No. got in the car with random stranger for drugs.
Speaker: This story could definitely end with a tickled butt hole. So we're passing the blunt back and forth, and he puts it out about halfway through. I was pretty stoned. And he's like, I got these two.
Speaker: And he pulls up, like, these mushroom stems. And I was like, oh, I've never done that before. So... Yep, the story is going to be where I thought it was going to go. I never done that before.
Speaker: No, but it actually had a happy ending because had a couple of... had a couple of... a came in the grass i had a couple um I had a couple of mushroom stems and then we make it back to the bar and we go inside and he has a beer and then he leaves.
Speaker: And then about that time, the game started. So here I am, um ah like two or three beers deep. I just smoked half a blunt sharing it with a guy.
Speaker: And now I've had mushrooms for the first time. and I'm watching this Hurricanes game and I had the biggest smile on my face and I was just it's almost like I was at the game I didn't see any apparitions nothing nothing melted but I was just so happy to just be watching that game and turned my head to the left and right to see the other people that were in there drinking their beers and doing whatever you know hanging out at the bar and grill yeah And every time I look at somebody and smile at them, like, they they would smile big as fuck right back at me. I was like, yeah, fit right in.
Speaker: Mushrooms are awesome. I i recently did this mushroom, like, liquid shit. ah seventy g It's the best. I love shrimps, man. They just make you so happy. so lock It was a good time. And and no...
Speaker: and Tracable was doing drugs with Scoutmaster Bob.
Speaker: They were smiling because forgot his pants before he went back in that bar and grill. like look at this fucking guy who needs Now that you think about it, he he he may he may have said the code word, but again, i wasn't in the Boy Scouts, so I didn't get it. not He didn't know. i don't know what that means. Why do you keep saying it?
Speaker: What do you mean? He said something about game, but I was like, no, i want to watch the hockey game, bro. what I came here to do.
Speaker: He's like, how you can play with my hockey stick.
Speaker: It's like, wait, you rollerblading too? when
Speaker: Remember when the Flyers and the Capitals played against each other? Nobody cares about the Capitals. Everybody cares about the Capitals. Nope, nope.
Speaker: ah that's skin Is to retire now. Everybody retires before next season starts. Well, anyways... My friend was like, this is the worst baseball game I've ever seen in my fucking life.
Speaker: Oh, did I? Yeah, like, how fucking high is this guy? Oh, probably super high, but that's my best friend. ah yeah yeah like fucking high as this guy oh probably super high but i that's my best friend Hey, that's what I say about cricket. some This is the worst baseball I've ever seen. Yeah, my pressure washing company that I worked for, they bought us a box.
Speaker: It was fucking awesome. Who's got a bad attitude? Hell yeah.
Speaker: Positivity breeds positive things. Take shrooms, you'll learn that. know Oh, I know. That's good. It's good advice to your son. Go take drugs and play in the road. I didn't say anything about playing in the road. That's not safe.
Speaker: Don't play in the road. That's not safe. Drugs are cool, dude, but like the road, i don't know. The road is not safe.
Speaker: Don't do drugs, kids. You'll end up like this one. Excuse me. All I do is smoke Mushrooms sometimes. Oh my god.
Speaker: Excuse me! not that one again. I fucking hate you. Not that bitch again.
Speaker: Who was it that she was obsessed with? Cameron. She was calling him daddy. Yeah. Who are you even talking about? is another president you This was long before you came back from your year expedition that you went on. We disappeared from once.
Speaker: You know who she is. She was in here one night and our friend Cam, my buddy Cam was up here. but she was like inll over with it She was like, daddy, think she knows who he is.
Speaker: i don't think she wasn't around for that. I think she knows who Noelle That was one of the last shows came. I know who Noelle is.
Speaker: Who was that frizzy hair bitch that popped up last weekend? Yo, she was annoying as fuck. What happened last week? She was just like talking shit to everybody. I was going to light her up, but I couldn't get Johnny and Brittany to shut the fuck up long enough.
Speaker: ah Johnny and I were talking a lot. yeah Johnny was like, don't let her up here. She brings nothing but drama. You were gone off on your phone.
Speaker: You were gone off on your phone. Remember, Johnny, that bit says annoying... Did I say it had fuzzy hair? mean, I agree with that kind of shit. And then she was on another live while she was on this one at the same time.
Speaker: She was trying to say she was friends with me on Discord, and I was like, what? um Oh my god, they just scored again. Florida. It was 5-1 now.
Speaker: bro it is five to one now think I vaguely remember. I remember somebody coming up here last week and then she was on another phone. She had her hair up. She had her hair up it was You were right when you were playing on your phone. what Where the hell was last time? She had glasses on and she talked a little slowly.
Speaker: no That was a couple weeks ago. Did you say no? I did. Okay, yeah, I know her.
Speaker: I do know her. From Pants. Excuse me. Excuse me. me, Daddy Cam. yeah that brief i still question I still question why her parents allow her on the internet.
Speaker: Did fall off the fucking... it's especially i Her parents, how old is she? has She looks old enough. but she' pray She is a legal adult, um but she's special.
Speaker: And i don't I don't like to hate on special people, but when you put yourself ah ah on the internet in adult level panels... came up last She was being disrespectful as fuck.
Speaker: Yeah. it was female well I know. yeah but but right now That's who came up no Rick was having a ball with it, though. I was trying.
Speaker: I was trying. i was going to lay in there, but Brittany and Johnny were not letting me get a word in edge. They were both chewing at her well no Oh, no. You had enough time getting into her.
Speaker: ah Okay, that sounded wrong, but whatever. Wow. It's kind of like a double-edged sword. It's like at the same time, you're you're giving them what they asked for, but at the other side, it's like she she's fucking retarded.
Speaker: It's 6-0. They've scored five goals in the last five minutes. Jesus Christ. Dude, get the fuck. What are you doing to get your goalie out of there? think it was a third string goalie for this game too, though.
Speaker: Yeah, they've spent five goals in the last five minutes. What's the score? Six to one? bo her I don't typically bring her up.
Speaker: I don't know what you're laughing about. Your caps didn't even make it this far. I don't care. I'm going I'm a flyer.
Speaker: After tonight, I'm going to put this jersey in a box and I'm never going to wear it again. It's maybe maybe i'll Maybe I'll buy a t-shirt instead you know instead of wearing the jersey. I'm trying to see if they're going to call this goal back.
Speaker: You need to burn some sage ah like around it or something. Get around. like Get rid of all the bad vibes. I'm going to go to Old Navy when they have a sale and see if they have a Canes t-shirt and get it for $5. And my team will do better.
Speaker: At Old Navy? Oh, it was off sides. Yeah, Old Navy does sometimes have random ass sports teams. Yeah, I bought a couple of Cincinnati Reds.
Speaker: Yeah, I bought a couple of Cincinnati Reds shirts at Old Navy. They're fucking comfortable as hell, man. i kind of all agree oh i think i have like I think I have like three Panthers jerseys from Old Navy. or Not jerseys, but t-shirts from Old Navy.
Speaker: I go to like Goodwill or Thriftstores. Yeah, it shows. Well, like I said, you go in there on the same. You get brand new shit that some homeless dude didn't just put on.
Speaker: Right? thought I thought you were going to... I thought you were going to start by making yourself look more presentable for the for the show. but that yeah look at Today, I am going to, but today has been a day, and you know it. For all of us. did not try.
Speaker: i didnt time right Dude, I've been up since like 6 in the morning and slept for two hours. Whose fault?
Speaker: It's mine. So whatever. I don't do a shit. Y'all can deal with my bum ass. I still got called Beautiful Brittany by robert i don't know if that's a good thing or not. but He might be blind.
Speaker: i hate you. He drained until he saw double. yeah Yeah, two Britons.
Speaker: That's terrifying. ah Yeah. That's why I don't want to have kids. Now they're fighting. Imagine a little me It's me coming up.
Speaker: My friend of mine came over today I was like, do put pants on? I have to leave my bed? Yeah, that is a question I...
Speaker: That happens when you're unemployed, yeah. No, it had nothing to do with that. It had everything to do with I stayed up way too much beer last night. I didn't want to get out of bed. oh I hated that I woke up so early. I didn't even want to, but I couldn't sleep. Insomnia. I was a bitch.
Speaker: I remember that. Yeah.
Speaker: always like I wonder if it would work opposite for you. Some people smoke pot when they have insomnia to fall asleep. but I wonder if you didn't smoke if you would fall asleep. No, that's what I do. is like If I wake up, I just smoke a little bit and then I can fall back to sleep.
Speaker: I don't know what your definition of a little bit, but a quarter pound a day is not a little bit. No, no. like I'm not that big of a stoner. Why do you My tolerance has been going up because some of my coworkers, like when we go out on the breaks, been like hitting their pens and we've been smoking.
Speaker: has been going up a little bit again. First time she cuts a finger and gets fired for a failed drug test. I don't want to hear a word about it. Oh, no. They don't care about THC. I already took my drug test.
Speaker: um but And I did have an incident report on Thursday. um door stabbed my leg and it was gushing blood.
Speaker: It's all bruised up. It's like the tiniest pet ever. Is weed legal in PA? I can't remember. No, it's not. but they The company told me straight up they don't care about THC.
Speaker: ah but In Maryland, it's legal. well it's It's medically legal, I think, but it's not recreational. um but In Maryland, it's recreational and medical.
Speaker: it's It's 100% legal across the board here in Ohio. That's why every time Blaze comes up here, Susie crosses the state line, he's like, skirt, skirt, dispensary. Yeah, I go back to Maryland because it's just 10 minutes away to go to the dispensary.
Speaker: Yeah, so as far as... gonna do a while i got stop I come from a place of random drug tests, but my job doesn't do that. It's it's like only if you have an incident. Hey, Carolina scored.
Speaker: Shut the fuck up. If I just so happen to come back from my vacation or my birthday week ah where I took some time off and then got into an incident and my head was chopped off,
Speaker: I would not report the incident. I would just put my head back on. I probably think you would.
Speaker: yeah i don i want oh on the un bleaking if I would cover it up and anybody that saw it, I would be like, I will kill you if you report this. So I wanted to see just how random our drug tests were at my one of my other jobs.
Speaker: So I told my boss when I took a week off that I was going to Jamaica. ah When I came back, I worked the day. The next day, had a drug test. I was like, yeah I turned in the results and he was like, you passed. I was like,
Speaker: I know. I thought you went to Jamaica. No, I didn't go anywhere close there. Didn't even leave the States. Oh, but random went out the window when you handed me one, two days after I came back.
Speaker: Yeah. failed no a and When i was the mur plates he when I was in the military, they would do, it it was basically like a, like a quarterly thing, but it would be everybody.
Speaker: It, it, the the time, the day would probably be random, but it was like a quarterly thing for every single body. And, and we would go do that.
Speaker: And then a lot of people would be like, okay, we've had our quarterly. So this payday, um you know, we get to go party and, and, you know, do whatever. And then all the quarterlies were corrupt and we had to do them again.
Speaker: but but if anybody, failed that drug test you could almost bank on the very next week of being another one so everybody that just went and parties whoever did it before the quarterly just fucked everybody. And I gotta say, um this wasn't even weed.
Speaker: Nobody got caught except for my soldier. And my soldier got caught for cocaine. And brought but it god it brought everybody and everybody passed except for my soldier. And in his him and his buddy both got popped.
Speaker: And they, bro, Twice in two weeks. These guys wound up getting put on lockdown. And then they specifically, not everybody, but they specifically now had to adhere to being on lockdown and having to take another drug test the next week. And they failed again to the point where they were going to...
Speaker: They were going to give they they were gonna get put in fucking jail, bro. I had to kick somebody i had kick somebody somebody out of the army for doing cocaine.
Speaker: but And this one, hey, how do you think I feel? Because that was my guy. And it was like, bro, I had to clean his nasty room. and oh man, it was bad.
Speaker: It was bad, bad. How long ago was that? dumb Oh, it was like 20 years ago. bet. don't have anything. It last week.
Speaker: Yeah. It was yesterday. They called travel back to the military. was Like, hey, I need you to come back here for a day. Kick this motherfucker out. That's not even funny. Why am I laughing?
Speaker: They're moving. They're moving. They're moving. They're moving. They're moving. They're moving. They're moving. They're moving. They're in final circle right now.
Speaker: Fortnight. Now they're playing Cod. oh Wyatt's fucking them up with an HMR. There you go, Wyatt.
Speaker: Oh, oh, oh, did he get it? Did he get that? Is that the last one? Oh, my Oh, there was one more. Oh, my God, this fan feels so Oh, my God. Oh my god, earlier today I was sitting here, I was sweating like a fucking whore in church. I couldn't figure out why it was so fucking hot in my house. Apparently in my drunken stupor last night, I turned my heater on.
Speaker: well Why? And I turned up my heat to like 80 degrees. I remember you
Speaker: Yeah, i don't know why. I was like, I am just sitting here at this light and I'm just sweating. I'm like, what the fuck? Why is it so hot in here? And i was like, oh yeah, you're an idiot and you turned your heat on.
Speaker: I was like, god damn it. Good job. not make I have my heater on. My basement is so cool. We're not talking about you. We're talking about me, not you, Brittany.
Speaker: Shut up.
Speaker: It was like 48 degrees, man. It's crazy.
Speaker: It's Brittany, bitch.
Speaker: Damn right it is. What did I tell you last night? I am God.
Speaker: I'm an empress. Belize is not here to protect you tonight. Oh my God, it's... and this a doable ah but just you i dropped you she said who just oh
Speaker: oh my god this feels like one of those directors importance word it's like They just instantly change positions yeah so like I it's like, oh, okay now they're in this position Me oh my god i just it's just like a cuts a cut scene where it's like oh okay now they're in this position thank
Speaker: it was me oh my god Who just left? You did. Because I booted you. gonna go have Are you really? oh my l they i mean I was handling my business. I never saw you get flipped over and now you're over there. ah the fuck I dropped Brittany down. She was talking shit. Then I brought her back up and she was like, wait, who just left? and I was like, whoa. Tell me again you don't smoke lot pot. No, don't tell. I just said, yeah, smoke some more, Brittany.
Speaker: yeah Tell me again you don't smoke. don't smoke that much pot. It's been a long day. So go to bed. What? and No, not yet. Isn't that a song? It's been a long day. Probably.
Speaker: so ho Or maybe it's been a long time. It's that Paul Walker tribute song. No. I don't know.
Speaker: R.I.P. R.I.P. R.I.P. KidToucher. r ip can touch her Yeah, RIP to the poor. Now they're fighting again.
Speaker: he was like He was like messing around with some young chick when when like he left his wife or something. I don't know how young she was. You'd have Or Ledger of Leak. Or Ledger of I mean, he's a sexy dude. Right there.
Speaker: or allegedly ah what have my anger oh like but i man thiss a sex that you ah there I mean, he was a sexy dude. He was a sexy dude.
Speaker: and don't even know who we're talking about. Paul Walker. He wasn't sure he hit at 100 miles an hour. They'd become a bull of pudding on the side of the road. He wasn't manly enough.
Speaker: He wasn't manly enough, though, for me. I mean, I hate to see the loss of life, but um I really do like cars. And that was attractive.
Speaker: Wow. We lost another one. Another one bites dust. was going to do it. wow let wow we lost another one another one bites dust i was gonna do our that went off yeah I mean, everything everybody talks about James Dean, but but that was a sweet fucking car. you know what I'm saying? Asshole.
Speaker: Right, you prick.
Speaker: I don't know how much longer I'm going to be on. and
Speaker: We'll leave when I tell you leave. You did once and she didn't even know she left. Yeah, exactly. She's not somebody else. Wait, who left? so like People on the and they're like, oh no. I'm like,
Speaker: oh fuck the mona lisa did you ask see the nineteen fifty s p
Speaker: this is some bullshit You know what some people say about the Mona Lisa. Is she smiling? Is she frowning? I'm like, is that a dude?
Speaker: Where are you getting on this shit? like You're just like rolling through man. His brain is fast. You want to try that again real quick, Brittany? want to try that in English? It's just rolling through it. Sorry, had a hair in my mouth.
Speaker: rolling through all
Speaker: I just might break your fucking face tonight it's a Limp Bizkit song how do you not oh my gosh I was asking if you knew that I do trivia at work all the time while music's playing I'll be like hey who the fuck is this and every time they just don't know that's what I was doing rick Shut your flaps. I know who it is. think this is one of my favorites.
Speaker: Yeah, I doubt it. Shut your fucking cock holster. Shut your cock sucker, you motherfucker. Oh my god, i could i could cut the... jenking mike do brave You could cut the what?
Speaker: I said I could cut the tension with my dick hand. Rick has been a dick to me for the past few months and I don't know why. I haven't done anything. I've hardly even spoken to her unless I was here.
Speaker: So she's making up blasphemous lies. That's why you're a dick, because you don't talk to her. I mean, I don't know what the fuck to tell her. she's Now she's lying about me telling me. No, it's because every time I talk to you, you're just being a butthead. You used to be all nice-ish, kind of. In a glick sort of way.
Speaker: Brotherly. but now you're just sensitive i was gonna say what we gotta we gotta get a definition of that because we've completely destroyed the word glick at this point true you're right it's a factual statement what up girl yeah a factual statement what up growing was gonna give mean anything
Speaker: You fit in to get good tonight. It's because we got rid of DEI. And now it's not treat or good because she's a woman. It's like treat her like a human being. and we just fuck shit up. That's all we do. know we just fuck shit it like um last so i think it was I think it was on Jedi and Shaman show. Somebody said something about me and Brittany. was like, oh, God, she's like my little sister.
Speaker: And they're like, that's why you're so mean to her. and I'm like, yeah, only I can be mean to her. They're not any of you fuckers.
Speaker: it shock to you about And I guess Rick too.
Speaker: I have no control. I have no control over what Rick does or doesn't do. He's his own animal. Yeah. He's unhinged.
Speaker: For sure. Well, you're unhinged now, too. um completely yeah I'm completely fucking unhinged.
Speaker: It's alright. I'm here for it. don't care, y'all. Don't hurt my feelings. I'm a hot mess extracurricular here, y'all. Talking about being sensitive, um I've been doing the position that I've been doing now for like seven and a half years.
Speaker: Let's go. And and the but the a guy that i'm working with he he's barely been doing it two years and he he he did not say anything to me uh there you know there was no it's a two-man team and he didn't say anything he went straight to the supervisor ah and said that i'm slow and shit like that like Like mentally slow or slow? I wasn't going to say that. I wasn't going to say anything. Like slow in job performance.
Speaker: never I looked at my supervisor and I laughed and I'm like, I've been doing this since day one but and every single person that I've worked with has been replaced.
Speaker: They've either thought they were bigger than the world and quit and found another job or They earned their way to being fired. And they did all that shit on their own.
Speaker: And this dude goes straight to the supervisor and was like, he's moving slow. And some statement came out. was like, he's taking money out of my pocket.
Speaker: And it's like, no just bro, You realize we do the same thing the same way every single fucking day. Nothing changes. Show up. Do your job. Go home.
Speaker: no a When my supervisor was like, hey, so-and-so brought up a complaint and i ah you know, I stood up for you, ah but you know do you have anything to say? and I be just laughed in his face.
Speaker: I was like, you relax do you realize why I'm still here? There are cameras all over this building. If you want to validate his little crybaby bullshit, why don't you turn the camera and and then tell him to shut the fuck up and get to work?
Speaker: Yes, it's tough being part of a team. And there will always be things about your teammates, your coworkers, even your family members that just aren't the way you would do it.
Speaker: But when you are doing X and this person is doing Y and they have to go together, you can't control both sides of the fence. So ah shut the fuck up and just deal with it. Put a smile on your face and get the fuck over it and knowing that you're getting paid to do work.
Speaker: Yeah. I can't. hope get that. Uh, and and wait mr so i can't i hope i get that ah video footage of that guy knocking over shit and then charging at my boss on Thursday. That shit was insane. Yeah, I kind of ive kind to heard a little bit about that in the Snap group. yeah like The dude was having his girlfriend drop him off and then he was just dipping out for the day and then coming back at the end of the day so she could pick him up.
Speaker: He would like clock ah or clock in and like sometimes he would show up and then he'd just walk around and like leave the building and but but hey but no No show, no call Four times um No call, no show Yeah, whatever And So he got fired and he freaked the fuck out And he just charged at my boss And he's like this small little dude And my boss is big Like six foot four my oh my god
Speaker: He could have flicked him over. And he just knocked over like thousands of dollars of shelves and shit and ruined them. Oh, shit. Yeah. He didn't even get fucking arrested or anything. He got like a trespassing thing.
Speaker: The fuck? yeah Right? I mean, the fuck? Yeah. and don't. Well, I mean, my boss, he'll tell me probably on Tuesday if if anything else happened, but they didn't take him away or anything.
Speaker: Hmm. Take him away to the funny farm, motherfucker.
Speaker: Yeah, I don't know, man. He's probably getting charged for all of the damage and stuff, though. I would think so. that right?
Speaker: Yeah, because they're like shelves. They're expensive fuck.
Speaker: Yeah, i would imagine that there would be some kind of charge or some shit. Oh, yeah. I hope I get the if i get the footage. I'm going to send it to y'all.
Speaker: coach We could play it on the show. Okay.
Speaker: That would be cool. Little man i' freaking out because he got fired for being in a dumb shit. Great. Like, dude, just leave. but
Speaker: You can say some shit and yell all you want, but man, destroying property and charging it. but my My boss wasn't even the one that fired him either.
Speaker: like so it made no sense.
Speaker: I'm mad at you, you son of a bitch. You didn't do anything. But it's your fault. He wouldn't even budge if he like actually ran into him.
Speaker: It's all your fault.
Speaker: I love people like that. It's not your actions of acting like a complete tool bag. like It's always somebody else's fault. yeah Right? I don't want to work. go You're going to fire I don't fucking work either.
Speaker: I like working for the most part. Keeps me busy. Like you said, like you've been getting bored staying at home and whatnot. Right, Glick? Oh, God. That's what I said. I know well i wish... i like A part of me wishes I would have went out last night.
Speaker: Yeah. You probably wouldn't have been up as late. Oh, no. I wouldn't have been up as late. I sure as shit wouldn't have drank as much. and be you When I got some poo. Maybe. i don't know.
Speaker: That's not a guarantee. i'm not ah I'm not a chick. That's not a guarantee.
Speaker: There's no guarantee g in that one. I mean, chances are pretty good. i'll give me I'll give myself that. I think I'm a pretty good Pretty good looking fella. I do alright with the ladies. But
Speaker: definitely not a not a guarantee that oh there would have been any poon.
Speaker: Old Gio Rosie Palm and her five sisters. Oh.
Speaker: Yeah. I just got that. I haven't heard that one before. I get it.
Speaker: Rosie Palman and her five sisters. Rosie Palman and her five sisters. I haven't heard that one I only have heard of Jill and Pamela Anderson.
Speaker: ah Over here. Over here having a book. I'm not judge, though.
Speaker: Oh, my lanta. Guess it's gonna smoke some more weed.
Speaker: Shocking.
Speaker: Well, since Rick brought it
Speaker: yes
Speaker: up. That's the only reason why. they're probably They're probably both better than him. He's like, listen to me. Do what I say in this warzone match. yeah Shut up, You suck.
Speaker: Shut up, Dad. You suck. You got like a.01 KD ratio. KDR. I've only played Warzone a few times. i like to I like to play Plunder, where you go around and gather up all the moolah.
Speaker: um no guy I've never played that. It's it's a Warzone. It's a... and I play hardcore team deathmatch.
Speaker: What? You do not. our caroon death match You do not. yeah hu Or when I'm with you guys, I play constantly stakeout fucking kill confirmed hardcore whatever. Hardcore tag team DPs? What?
Speaker: Hell yeah. Hell yeah. Hell yeah.
Speaker: so you
Speaker: She make she should have gone to sleep.
Speaker: I should have gone to sleep. I'm going to take a look wake me when the show's over.
Speaker: thought she did that last weekend. What's that? You went to sleep while the show was on because you turned your camera off when you took a phone call and then you just fucking and disappeared. You came back when there was like six minutes left.
Speaker: That was like a month ago when I was talking No, dickhead. It was last weekend because I was on last weekend. I don't think she's... Oh, was it? You're going to keep arguing with me. I know when I got on your podcast last because we decided we weren't doing Sunday's show.
Speaker: Yeah, no. Yeah.
Speaker: You keep arguing with me like, I don't know. I know. Yeah, I think it was last week. We talked about Brittany laying in a tree house with the neighborhood kids after tripping. Yeah, yeah, yeah. she's great It was last weekend.
Speaker: um Wait, what? Huh? Who did I talk to? What about... You were talking to that chick. What? oh I wasn't talking to a chick.
Speaker: yeah you it's Not You were talking the neighborhood kids. here now I wasn't talking to the neighborhood kids. You were laying in treehouse with the neighborhood kids. No, I wasn't. was on a date.
Speaker: nothing you said you were in treehouse tripping on shrooms with the neighborhood kids. I was tripping on shrooms. No, I said that's where the neighborhood kids go to play during the day, but I was with the guy. Uh-huh.
Speaker: The one was the chairs with the beard.
Speaker: All bearded guys look the same apparently to Brittany. No, I said his is shaped like yours is all. That's all. I don't know what that means. It's his length and whatever, y'all.
Speaker: I hate you. ah hate you
Speaker: to the first ah I don't even know. like i I feel like i charge of theport feel like I just lived a portion to Billy Madison.
Speaker: We all are a little bit dumber having listened to that. Sometimes I just let her talk because she just starts to ramble and she has no idea what she's just She's just talking just to talk and it cracks me up. No, it's because you guys make
Speaker: Then she'll start to fade. She'll be like... I just... I don't even know what the hell is happening. Have a good night, buddy. Love you, man. Have a good night on trackable. Appreciate you being
Speaker: there. Bye. Bye.
Speaker: have a good night budd love you man have a good night on travel appreciate your later i' charable bye ah so so
Speaker: but but I haven't glaze imine Blaze, Brian, Jedi, or Chaka, and I couldn't tell you how long.
Speaker: They don't like us. Blaze was up here last weekend for a little bit, but he dropped out early last Saturday. um Apparently, he's he was witness he's in Witness... Wait, that's... Yeah, he has to be there last night. That's his show.
Speaker: He's in Witsick. Yeah, apparently tonight he's in Witsick, so... you I don't know. He my he might have. He put him in timeout. Put him in timeout. For the court case coming up.
Speaker: yeah yeah bla Blaze is in timeout. That's all. Are we showing tomorrow? I would maybe like to, but I don't. I mean, I'm not even drinking tonight. Did you drink too much last night there, sweetheart?
Speaker: i was I was up until 9 o'clock this morning. i've time I've told you. i will say this for the third week now. Get your shit together.
Speaker: My shit is together. I was having fun. ah But remember, when you finally get a job, this whole fucking staying up all night and staying up half the day, it's not going to work for you, bro.
Speaker: You're going to regret life decisions when you have a job. i have to do All I have to do is you act like I've never had a job before in my life. I've been working for the last fucking 30 some odd years. And that's the reason why you haven't been spending weeknights where you stay awake all night, half the morning and then sleep for five hours and then get up and do it all again because you had a job.
Speaker: Yeah, so all I have to do rick is readjust my schedule. yeah Yeah, all I have to do is readjust my schedule. Right now, I don't have a schedule, so I can do whatever the fuck I want when I want because I'm a big boy. get the snaps from you at 7 o'clock in the morning while you're still awake and drunk.
Speaker: And that's not something I get the audio recording. I have not to sleep yet. should have saved that audio recording too.
Speaker: Make it a clip and put it on Bro, I'm telling you. And I don't do that every night of the week. I usually still try to go to bed around 11 or 12, but then I just wind up playing back here.
Speaker: But I was doing that when I was working. I was not so i wasn't sleeping very well. When I'm working, I usually go to bed around like 9. yeah i would I would go to bed at like 10, 11.
Speaker: Wyatt is toxic as fucking Call of Duty. Can I just say that? Of course he is. so He's flying around in a helicopter and just landing on people and killing them.
Speaker: hu like He's toxic as fuck.
Speaker: no Sorry, I had to share that because he's done it three people now. Take that, fuckers. Well, the other night in Warzone, all four of us stole a helicopter, so we had four helicopters flying around the final circle.
Speaker: what you should no do one they are They're just rotating.
Speaker: It was fucking wild, It was funny. you say We were laughing so hard.
Speaker: Jesus. When did they have helicopters? It's in Warzone. Did they always have helicopters? Yep. Did not know that. I've only played a few times.
Speaker: There's no fight night. You guys are buttheads. I mean buttheads.
Speaker: ah Yeah, no, that's what I was like. I was like, man, is there anything really work going on in sports that we could... I mean, it's the soft it's the softball World Series right now. like
Speaker: Right now you got lu three you got Texas beating Clemson 6-3 in the top of the sixth for the softball World Series qualifier.
Speaker: and a helicopters Yeah, because we only really need to fill it. Goddamn, that pitcher's a big old girl. Aren't they usually?
Speaker: Why? do You see that picture? Yeah. There's a whole lot of picture to her. shit yeah yeah That ball got hit straight to her. She couldn't catch it. Hold on. Check this out. This play just happened.
Speaker: The batter hit the ball straight to the pitcher. She couldn't catch it. So she threw her glove forward, hit the ball down, picked it up barehanded, threw it to first and made the play. There you go. That was slick.
Speaker: That was slick. That was quick thinking. I'll give her that. it so
Speaker: Yeah, there's not super shitload going on. Wow, you give a woman some credit? That's crazy. I don't bash on women, just you. The hockey playoffs are going on. and NBA playoffs are going on.
Speaker: No. Oh, you're lying. You're lying. Nothing really happened in in the NFL world other than the fact that Aaron Rodgers still holding the NFL hostage. No, he's only holding the Pittsburgh Steelers hostage. or as The rest NFL has got their shit figured out, sort of.
Speaker: Except Cleveland and New Orleans. I think Cleveland has their shit figured out. No, they still have five quarterbacks. but Well, I mean, they're going to have five quarterbacks at the end of the day. I think if anybody gets cut, it'll either be... ah Well, obviously, they can't get rid of...
Speaker: nonsense Yeah, my BFF that I'd like to hit with a fucking truck repeatedly.
Speaker: It would probably be Pickett if they cut anybody because I think they already signed Shadur and Dylan Gabriel. Well, I know they signed Shadur's contract.
Speaker: Yeah, I think they signed Dylan Gabriel. Why, think he has get you.
Speaker: I was trying to find a guy in the water right now. ah Yeah, unfortunately, I think it would be he would be Kenny Pickett that gets the old see you later, buddy.
Speaker: yeah You may need to fumble Rooski. Take it somewhere else.
Speaker: Where the fuck is the NFL? There it is. Let me see here.
Speaker: and but but but but but but but but but love but but So team at the tower, go get a cluster strike and drop it. Wow.
Speaker: You are my brother.
Speaker: Oh, schedules are, I knew they'd been released, but i haven't actually looked at it yet. Oh, I looked at ours. Buffalo. Yep. 1221. 1221. buffalo middle ah we still with water twelve twenty one Huh.
Speaker: Maybe I should go home for Christmas this year. Is it in Cleveland or in Buffalo? No, it's in Cleveland. Maybe I should go home for Christmas and you and I can go to the game in Cleveland. Yeah, as I told Johnny, I said, do you want to to the Buffalo-Clevel game in Cleveland, buddy?
Speaker: I'm working right now. I'm getting box seats for the Buffalo Falcons game in October to take the kids to their first game. hi you Hell yeah. It's a Monday night game, too.
Speaker: Hell yeah, son.
Speaker: So as of right now, on the active roster, they have all three of yatson Watson, Pickett, Flacco, and Shadur. How are they back? by oh And they have Shadur listed as QB5
Speaker: right now.
Speaker: Although, oh old touchy McFeely hands over there. he's He is still as listed as QB1.
Speaker: Jesus. I really hope that Flacco has a good season and and Dylan and Sanders are able to kind of learn and follow in footsteps. Hey, hey.
Speaker: Remember when Fleca was with the Ravens?
Speaker: Yep, he wasn't even that good, but that defense was fucking unstoppable.
Speaker: Yeah, that defense was nasty. That was when they had Ray Lewis, all of them guys, bro. That defense was at the fucking unstoppable. Yeah.
Speaker: Gross. Stupid. Ravens. Stupid. They were really good. Stupid arm hotel. Stupid arm hotel.
Speaker: I'm going to go to Baltimore one day. Actually, no, that's a lie. I'm never going to step foot that terrible, disgusting city. Can't say that I'm late. Honestly, it's not worth it.
Speaker: It smells bad. Can we need a shot?
Speaker: Can we nuke like specific cities like Baltimore, Philadelphia? We can actually hit that whole section with New York City, D.C., Baltimore, ah fucking Boston, all of it, right in one shot. just there like It's like a 400-mile section of the coast. We can just waste it.
Speaker: There is some nice spots in Baltimore. But it's like very... We just can't get an apple. Very... Why?
Speaker: i just moved from there. That's what I said. I was just living in there. to be City specific. you know yeah Knock Baltimore out of here. Get rid of Philadelphia. yeah like Get rid of Philadelphia and all their terrible people. I'd be good we could get Pittsburgh in there too.
Speaker: Can we say some things in and Baltimore and some things in Philly? I'll say the fact that pittsburghs Pittsburghians or however you want to, they talk weird and they say stupid shit like you.
Speaker: There's a bus. Pittsburgh is actually a pretty cool city. it's I know. Well, I mean, i no. I'd rather go to Philly than Pittsburgh. You're out your goddamn mind.
Speaker: nobody Nobody wants to go to Philly, and nobody wants to go to Baltimore. I I love going to the Philadelphia Tattoo Convention, and my brother lives in Baltimore.
Speaker: We can do New York City, Boston, Baltimore, Jersey Shore, Philly, Pittsburgh, Cincinnati.
Speaker: We can include Cincinnati in that, too. Can we just get rid of all of New Jersey and all of Delaware? Yeah. What happened, Wyatt?
Speaker: I'm okay with dropping out Jersey. Jersey's not really... Jersey's really not giving anything to the to the country. Nothing. yeah Nothing. Just get rid of Jersey altogether.
Speaker: Quietly. I'm still pissed off at the Jersey Shore. Yeah, for sure. That's what ruined MTV.
Speaker: But not inconsiderate. GTL, man. Shut up, Snooki. You deserve to get punched in that bar, you goopy little bitch.
Speaker: and so we should do. We should just start eliminating cities in New York states. You don't pay to get in, but you pay to get out. And they pump their gas for you. Get the fuck off my gas. I don't know why people are so butthurt about that. like That's kind of nice. you know back day They used to have full service stations where you'd pull in. Yeah, because in the wintertime when it's fucking 8 degrees, it sucks to stand out there and pump gas.
Speaker: Yeah, man. They'd pump your gas, wash your windows for you. Check your oil. All that stuff. I guess that's the only thing they're good for. so Yeah.
Speaker: In Ecuador, that's what they do. Have you been to Ecuador? Yeah. My dad's wife is from there and her family lives down there. Your dad's wife is from mail order, Brian?
Speaker: basically i hated you she's from Jersey she does I guess and I fucking hate her too how do you that he really feel that's how I feel but anyways her brother-in-law he owns like 17 gas stations down there and yeah they jesus correct ah oh yeah it was awesome like we I went all over the place with them.
Speaker: It was cool. But they pump gas for people over there. yeah Or down there. Down and over.
Speaker: Why would you knock down?
Speaker: Gotcha. I don't know. I don't understand the whole concept of getting pissed off because somebody's pumping your gas for you.
Speaker: People don't want them touching their cars sometimes. That's stupid. I'm just going to start walking by random cars and running my hands down the side of them. Fuck them people. less i like Make sure you got like greasy fingers from the truck. Dude, the road dusting up will leave line scratches down the car.
Speaker: Fuck them people. dude we i walk out there i hope it's I hope every car I touch is black too so they stand out. yeah Fuck them people. I have that powder paint from work. I'll just Yep.
Speaker: I walked out the other day. I had to had a job interview that I was going to, man, and I walked outside and my car was covered in that yellow pollen bullshit. and I'm like, not Ohio. We don't get it like this in Ohio, man.
Speaker: Apparently we do. Let's get it down here. Yeah, man, i remember the first year I was in Charleston and I seen that. I was like, the fuck is all over my truck? Sky cocaine, bro. Sky cocaine.
Speaker: I got home last night and my truck was I go to leave in the morning and that sumbitch was yellow and it was thick. I was like, what the fuck?
Speaker: Yeah, but it'll be gone in like a day. It's cold up there today, isn't it? No. it's good one It was nice today. It was fucking gorgeous today. It was cold all last week.
Speaker: The last couple days, it had been like we were barely getting into the Because Brian was giving me shit. It's out there on the pit. Because it's fucking cold. And it's raining.
Speaker: Yeah, a lot of the rain like got rid of our pollen. Luckily.
Speaker: For now. It's cold. raining. I don't want to stand out there and look at a fucking barbecue. No, today it was fucking gorgeous. it was almost 70 out. The sun was shining. i had a A friend of mine came over and we so we went and got some lunch and sat out on the patio and bullshitted for a few hours.
Speaker: ah separate Yeah, today was perfect. And it's supposed to be the same thing tomorrow as well, so I'm looking forward to that. um I might take my happy ass to the lake and chill out the At the water. Maybe over to the beach or something.
Speaker: I want to go swimming so bad.
Speaker: There is a very little bit of sports news.
Speaker: The Bills got hard knocks this year. Yeah, i did see that. That's going to be kind of cool to watch. Yeah, they're not going to playoffs now. Behind the scenes of hard knocks for Buffalo, that'd be pretty cool.
Speaker: Yep, they're going get that curse, man.
Speaker: well We've already got one. We don't need another one. Let's be honest. 15 more years of being Patrick Mahomes' bitch.
Speaker: Delphal there. How much how long do you think that kid will be in the league for? Because he does get beat up a lot. He's had a couple injuries.
Speaker: I think he's going to be there a little while. He's probably got a good six, seven more years. Probably all of them in Kansas City unless he fucking flops after the rest of the team leaves like when Travis Kelsey leaves. They're not going to have fucking anybody once Kelsey leaves.
Speaker: And Kelsey wasn't even that great last year. He actually was trash last year. Well, he's talking about retirement because he feels like he's off the fucking beaten path. So about retirement. Cause you got that Taylor Swift money, son.
Speaker: Johnny, we can't hear you, buddy. roll all the way over to control now Now we got you. are you on Yeah, man. Shit. I don't blame him. I wouldn't be mad at him. If I had Taylor Swift on my side, I'd retire too.
Speaker: She. Yeah. You're a Swifty. No, I'm not a Swifty, but if I had Taylor Swift's money, I'd be a Swifty. I'm not going to her out. She's a good-looking woman.
Speaker: yeah I she's no shout i think she's like looking no she's she's master i didn't say i mean hurt anything but I didn't say she was fucking hot or anything like that, but I ain't kicking her out of bed for eating crackers. I'm going to tell you that right now.
Speaker: No, I would. I'd kick a bitch out of bed for eating crackers. Fuck that. dollar Them dollar dollar bill signs, they can make for what she might like in looks. I done told y'all I'm looking for a rich woman.
Speaker: I'm sugar mama. No better than that one. and That's true.
Speaker: Then I'd have to get a Swiffer to dust the cobwebs. No, because you'd have a Swiffer.
Speaker: You'd have a Swiffer. You could afford a Rimba.
Speaker: Or no, I guess house cleaners, really.
Speaker: Give her the old what for and give her the old lickety. I'm image still so disappointed I said that.
Speaker: A swift
Speaker: I'm not disappointed that you said it. I'm so proud of you. I've never been more proud of you. Wow. i've never wow
Speaker: Yeah, that boy thought he was gonna get glicked. He tries like every fucking day. says multiple things at work and shit. I'm like, man. At least he's trying.
Speaker: i Who's an expert? um I mean, I give him props for the persistence. Yeah.
Speaker: I mean, there it is. Yeah, I mean, the you know, putting in the work. Like, like Rihanna. Work, work, work, work, work.
Speaker: You better work, bitch. Oh, that's what you gotta to say. Brittany, bitch. You better work, bitch.
Speaker: You're still on expert. Are you? Just don't play this song, I guess. Just listen.
Speaker: Yeah, just listen. Just fucking listen.
Speaker: What? Wyatt's going to be saying that to women most of his life until he learns. That bitch is harder hearing.
Speaker: What? but See, exactly. what What? Exactly.
Speaker: I am hard of hearing,
Speaker: I know some sign language. hi know some sign language, too. What do you know? What? um
Speaker: That means fuck you, motherfucker. No, no, that means fuck you. This means thank you like you. Don't confuse thank you with this. because Yeah, it's definitely off the gin, not from under the gin. It actually goes in your hand when you do it.
Speaker: yeah oh My sister, my broster's deaf.
Speaker: So I know a little sign language. gary My broster. My broster. my old neighbors growing up they were deaf so i learned a lot from them and then my cousin's wife is deaf and then i'm hard of hearing so i just started learning but more and more of nothing like a bunch of deaf kids coming over to house to hang out with broster and just hearing here you're dead and you're like what the fuck is happening right now but but and product man
Speaker: if Is everybody okay? What's happening? And then they just look at me. I don't hear
Speaker: They're like, we don't know. Couldn't hear nothing. Somebody could have died. Hello? but Somebody could have died. We don't know. Couldn't hear it. We have no idea what's happening right now.
Speaker: You motherfuckers throwing up gang signs in my house? What the hell? If you're ever trying to pick up a deaf chick, just go, you're cute. i have to try yeah but That just tells her one thing. How am I going to carry on a conversation the rest of the night? Do you know the alphabet at least? No.
Speaker: Oh, what about the No, I'm just going to be like, me? Simple as that. And then you can just write down shit if you really want to talk. you don't. We're not trying to talk. We're not trying to make friends.
Speaker: I don't want to talk. just want to fuck. if you really want talk but but you don't ah we're not trying to talk we're not trying to make friends but oh yeah fucking the fuck
Speaker: who ah I was just about to say what do you think they sound like when they're having an orgasm? Do you remember that clip in Forrest Gump? when he Yeah.
Speaker: actually they're probably like this
Speaker: Your mama sure does care about your education, boy. Nope,
Speaker: hello
Speaker: man nope just click.
Speaker: so So, what did guys do to earn your spot in hell? Well, we've been talking about deaf people for a while. but I told a chick in a wheelchair that I like eating vegetables. but why So that happened.
Speaker: no
Speaker: backing um almost so i'm still trying to be and Mama said if I was going to grow would be a big, strong boy that I had to eat all my vegetables. So come here. Roll your little ass over here. There's that.
Speaker: there's that we keep that
Speaker: What is Johnny doing? Sergeant Moe Dogg, what up with you, homie? Getting my shit together. I'm actually looking up some references. You damn degenerates.
Speaker: What up, Moe Dogg? so Sergeant the Billy. Oh, man. but so really but flu
Speaker: man
Speaker: fuckles And I'm sober tonight. and so ah but You're just like delirious at this point, I think. yeah probably Yeah, pretty much. I keep looking at the clock and i'm like, it's not moving.
Speaker: We've been at three hours and 21 minutes for the last seven hours. Why, are you trying to be done? how about longer yeah I think I'm going to have to go. I don't know if I'm going to do the full six hours tonight.
Speaker: What do you call a vegetable in a wheelchair? Well, don't know. What are you calling it? Fast food. I'm trying to. Oh, wait. No, no, I know this one. Meals on wheels. Meals on wheels. That's right. ah fuck I've heard that one before. I love it. Any other things?
Speaker: yeah yeah ah
Speaker: any other We don't need to get into bad jokes. Because I heard some good ones today, but I don't need to say them on here. Because you might get canceled.
Speaker: Just put them on the Snapchat thing. We haven't gotten canceled yet. we We've got a good run. So I think this point... at this point and Yeah, but you just came off a YouTube warning, didn't you?
Speaker: Yeah, but that was because Jeff it constantly fucking playing clips and shit that were copywritten and getting us in trouble. And Brian giving them the goddamn videos. And i'm like, stop playing the goddamn videos.
Speaker: You don't get to worry about that no more. Yeah, just go watch the videos. Jesus Christ. Did he move to Spain yet? ah in France?
Speaker: I have no idea what he's doing. that Do you not talk to him much anymore? i have a I haven't talked to him since the night he quit. I messaged him and he never responded.
Speaker: How do you know when a prostitute is for what?
Speaker: How do you know when a prostitute is for what? When you finish? Her nose starts running. Yeah, her nose starts running. Nice.
Speaker: I heard a bunch of Jew jokes earlier. yeah yeah I love dark humor reels. It's amazing what they get on Facebook.
Speaker: I don't need to tell them because get canceled. Like I said, we haven't gotten canceled yet, but... Do we want to take the chance or are you telling me to take the chance?
Speaker: I feel like we're borderline there. Tell him you're just on third, Rick.
Speaker: um Don't steal. Don't steal. Don't steal. Don't steal. Man. yeah I feel like we're like right on the line. of we do sometimes We do tiptoe. Yeah, we do tiptoe the line. That is for sure.
Speaker: I'm a habitual line crosser. Yeah. Yeah. yeah down on arm of the law How do you know when a ginger orgasms?
Speaker: ah freckles I don't fucking know.
Speaker: I was. I don't know. Her sheets are full of Skittles. How do you cure a ginger? oh I get it. okay Chemotherapy.
Speaker: her what it its a well why I don't get it. What? I it. never heard that one yet? Oh, yeah. How do you cure ginger chemotherapy because their hair falls out? The fact that I had to explain it took a lot of the humor away.
Speaker: Now she's like, I get it now. It's hilarious. What color is her hair? yeah Makes sense now, doesn't it?
Speaker: yeah I I get to be one of the cool kids and laugh at the joke. Oh, man. sometimes.
Speaker: yeah it's fun being one sometimes
Speaker: I'm a blonde and I don't take that level with me. I don't accept it. You can stay with the gender. Do it. Summer. yeah us What's that?
Speaker: I literally turn to a straight blonde every summer. ah Are you a crooked brunette during the winter? So if you tell me you're a homosexual brunette during the winter and you're straight blonde during the summer. Like, did I miss something here? How do you do that?
Speaker: Wouldn't it just make you gay all year long? He
Speaker: he just makes it half a year, apparently. He's gay for the stay, right? When he's stuck inside in the cold weather for six months, he's gay for the stay. Then he can go outside and he's straight again. It's coughing season.
Speaker: looks like a fuzzy peach looks like a fuzzy peach what what are you doing bro he's making art he's playing festival on fortnight
Speaker: what what what are you doing bro
Speaker: yeah
Speaker: he's making ah he's playing festival on fortite I'm getting fucking fun. Festival? What? What is festival? What did you say is fun?
Speaker: I'm getting work done. That game is fun. I was like, what? No. What? Bro, i don't need I forgot that you were even here because you didn't talk and you were standing off in the background for the longest time.
Speaker: ah
Speaker: And your mic was turned off. I'll be honest with you. had to get shit, okay? I mean, more power to you. There's nothing wrong with dropping a Deshaun Watson off at the pool. and The more you know. Deshaun Watson. I have to cognitive.
Speaker: the cop in cleveland george You know, the if the cops in Cleveland were to George Floyd... Watson, they would build statues for those cops. and Yeah, you're not wrong. they would There would be no riots. There would be a parade and statues would be erected.
Speaker: They call it a march, but as we call it, a celebration parade. But whatever, tomato, tomato. and's just because and it's just And it's just because no we don't no longer have to deal with the Deshaun Watson quarterback debacle of Cleveland. Yeah.
Speaker: I wonder who he wrote to take ownership of the team in his will. yeah ah Probably Shadrur Sanders. Shadrur... Did you buy his phone?
Speaker: Oh, it's too funny.
Speaker: What's on? does a ginger have a landing strip or is it considered a glow stick? Nice. I'm going to go with glow stick. Does it matter? don't know.
Speaker: Very good question.
Speaker: Oh, man. These these questions and more will be answered on Nonsense and Nonsense every Saturday. okay
Speaker: Brittany's over there playing on her phone or her iPad or whatever the fuck. What the fuck is that? think she's drawing. It's like a goddamn portable computer. but she's not I literally just checked my phone for a second. That's how big your phone
Speaker: is? That's how big your phone is That fucking thing's not the size of my iPad. it's not. This is a normal phone.
Speaker: People's iPhones are bigger than mine. Mine is like super small. Mine is the same size as yours. I'm just small. So it looks bigger in my hand. I have i don't know. i mean that's why that's I'm start dating midgets solely because it'll look huge in their hands. i will i will not i will have to I will have to retire my TPG. Sure.
Speaker: that This thing's massive. In your hands, little lady. Listen, tell them how big it is. I don't care. Tell them all.
Speaker: Tell them all. and Tell them all. Tell all your friends. Spaghetti Glick is in the building. Britney has just very little hands. That's why a loves it. yeah but No. No dog. No dog.
Speaker: he Stop himself, trail.
Speaker: wow looks like gross. That's my sister you're talking about. but Trust me, when it comes to you, nothing surprises me or grosses me out at this point.
Speaker: that Yep, I believe it. That's Brittany, bitch. Yeah, it's Brittany, bitch. I am not shocked anymore. in the beginning, I was like, what the fuck? Now it's just like a normal day in the life.
Speaker: A normal day. Just an average Tuesday around here, guys. Yeah, right. Thanks for having me.
Speaker: Thanks for being had.
Speaker: I don't know how to take this. That escalated quickly. but Make it weird? A little bit.
Speaker: It's only weird if you make it weird. We can just walk past that. Don't make eye contact. my job My job here is done. You are welcome. Just remember, don't make eye contact. We're good.
Speaker: get to Never. It's only gay if you keep your socks on. Don't make eye contact with the big dumb animal. You'll only encourage your shenanigans.
Speaker: think Oh,
Speaker: oh my God. going to sleep like a fucking baby tonight. I have a feeling. I took a nap.
Speaker: right go take I was going to take a nap earlier today, but I wasn't feeling too well about 4 o'clock, so I laid down and slept for about 2 hours. a I just wasn't feeling super good.
Speaker: Feeling better now? They're not terrible.
Speaker: This weather change, it was fucking 90 and now it was like 60 and And raining. and it
Speaker: so Yeah, that's that's what that's what we had. like the The week before, man, it was fucking gorgeous in the 70s and 80s. And then dropped down. didn' It dropped down and it rained all last week. Yeah, dude, it sucked.
Speaker: But... Yep, yep. It's supposed to rain on Monday, too. I got... 20 to 12. I think I'm going to off. I figured i'd drop in and say hello.
Speaker: Hello. Hello. What do you want to do tomorrow?
Speaker: I would shoot to do the show, but if for some reason you got you're not available, I mean, if Derek's not available, and it is what it is. We'll still do our thing, but if for some reason you're not available, then I'll be like, fuck it, we're not going to do the But I'm going to plan on it as of right now.
Speaker: filling out Just fill an hour. That's all we need. And then we can kick that bitch in the head. One. We don't welcome Philly or Baltimore fans on it, though, so you can't come up. You can come in the chat.
Speaker: don' That's what I'm going to do is drop a chat and like. We don't have those blasphemous team supporters on our show. I wasn't trying to be on the show, you bitch. As in like brothers and sisters in the deep South Alabama.
Speaker: All right, guys. I'll catch y'all later. Have a good Bubba. I'll see you tomorrow. I appreciate you being here as always, brother. Have a good night. Be safe out there.
Speaker: Bye-bye, Bubba. I think this is a good time wrap this bad boy up. Call it a fucking weekend. Call it a fucking weekend. Fucking weekends.
Speaker: I'm cashed out. I'm spitting. What's that? I said it's been a good one there, too. Yeah. How's it going? It's been a fun weekend.
Speaker: And it's only Saturday, ladies and gentlemen. We got a three-day weekend. it's Monday's a holiday. Hell yeah. i'm I'm so happy about that. I might go to the lake on Monday because that means everybody everybody's going to be out on their boat. Maybe I can find me a little honey on a boat. Hell yeah. It's supposed to fucking rain here.
Speaker: before company Is that poo time?
Speaker: That's what I need to do is find me a chick that's got a boat. Try to spend my summer on the boat. but
Speaker: doesn't go on oppos Boats and hoes. Boats and hoes. I'm on a boat.
Speaker: Oh, yeah. Yeah. Come on. Chloe, what's it do? Y'all want to see my pussy?
Speaker: Every time you ask me, the answer is and always will be no. She's all old. and gross and worn out. All right.
Speaker: Y'all have a good night. All right. Everybody, thank you for watching. Thank you for hanging out. Appreciate you. Johnny Palms, as always, thanks for coming up, brother. We enjoy hanging out with you. ah like clari me You're something, girl.
Speaker: Shout out to our guy. Big Rick was in the building earlier. Everybody in the chat, thank you guys. You guys are fucking awesome. um We will see you. Rick and I will be live tomorrow.
Speaker: Maybe we'll have Derek in the building with us. We'll be doing our sports thing. And then, you know, we start the week over again. I think while he's pre-recording stuff now, I'm not 100% sure what he's doing as of right now.
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Speaker: Now I'm going to hit some buttons and we're going to disappear off of your screen and out of your lives. of Forever. Forever. but you guys later. Have a great one, man. Appreciate y'all hanging out with me tonight.
Speaker: and Since Blake was being lazy.
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