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Speaker: oh well welcome what was that crush crush we're live we're live we're live and we're like sitting next to each hey michael how you doing buddy what's up hey you doing i'm here you're here i'm here you're there nonsense and chill uh friday night this is movie night um it's because wow it's been a hectic fucking crazy week guys it's been a wild day it has It has. It took me.
Speaker: ah so setting up in a new location, of course, it took me an extra hour to figure the internet out because dumb. So 30 seconds while moron. To have two internet connections, one and is good and one that is not as good.
Speaker: i thought the good one was the one that was not as good. i am a professional idiot. What do we have for him tonight though? Ooh.
Speaker: Well, I picked out some special fanfic films, fanfiction films I love to watch. Shared them with Blaze, and he's brought one to the table as well. We got five little short vid vids for you.
Speaker: We need all five. Now we'll save one for next month. But we got some nerd shit coming up at you. I'm a nerd. I'm a nerd.
Speaker: What's up? Vader flavor. Well, before we get into the movies, I do want to shout out tomorrow. Tomorrow's thing. Go ahead. I, uh, Go ahead and start talking about it. I'm going to spin the video up.
Speaker: There is a ah charitable charitable event tomorrow. I'm going to get another one I did. My very good friend, Marco Torres, he donates a lot of his time to the All About the Paws Animal Sanctuary, and we're going to do some comedy tomorrow afternoon, followed by a whole bunch of live music. So check that out. It's at the 5-4's.
Speaker: 5? The 5? five fours five the five fours distillery why would you call it that i don't know four four four four four is their zip code i did i did a quick promo i did a quick promo um ah we're we're gonna air it's marco telling telling you himself i will i will caveat real quick there's the flyer all the information to be there um tune it in tomorrow ah Glick will not be there. um It says he's going to be there at the end.
Speaker: He's not. Glick needs a hiatus this weekend. So send him your best wishes and all your thoughts. Give him pats on the back. Give him virtual hugs. Send him iFuckUs too because he loves those.
Speaker: So with that being said, they're his favorite. So here's Marco giving the skinny on tomorrow's charity event. um studio I'm here with Blazin the blaze blazing with what is it blazer bla blaze blazing and national thank you to all all time good guy mike copenha and i just like to say thank you to to whatever network they was talking about. Nonsensical Network. As you can see, upside down i just met him today, he's cool as shit.
Speaker: Anyways, the whole point of matter ah here is we wanted to promote the fundraiser we're doing out Newton Falls this weekend for a shelter that I volunteer at an animal shelter.
Speaker: Mostly dogs, but you know we don't try not to turn down any animals. It's called Whiskey and Whiskers. It's at 540's Distillery, 417 North Center Street, Newt Falls. Jesus Christ, if I ever done no words of celery cause there's five fours in the five fours distillery for four Okay, okay.
Speaker: Yeah, this is the worst promo that I've ever done. um But anyways, we're doing a fundraiser for the shelter. um There's gonna have drink specials, there's gonna have food specials, there's gonna be live comedy.
Speaker: Myself, the the famous Michael Copenhaver, Jordan Sanchez, Dan Smith, Maybe a couple others, but we're not trying to pull an all-nighter with that because we will have live music also Two different bands there's cornhole tournaments there's basket raffles all that type of good stuff there So if you're in the new falls area or the Mahoney and Trumbull County or whatever all that little area right there look it up and come out and see us and uh you know Help out the dogs you get to play with some of the dogs some of the dogs will be there you get to to rub a weenie or whatever and
Speaker: meaning a dachshund.
Speaker: But uh, or whatever, you know, so come out give us a hand. And once again, thank you to my co-pair for taking to what was the, the, the network. Nonsensical network. network. Nonsensical show tonight, Friday. And they got to, come here, you promo your shit. Cause I'm fucking, already ruined my own promo. So let blaze do this shit.
Speaker: Yes, again, with the with the all about the pause charity morrow, you can catch us live from the event. And tonight you'll catch Michael and I on Nonsense and Chill. Actually, you're going to watch this during Nonsense and Chill. They're doing that right now. You're kind of sexy. Thank you. I always make you weird, man. I'll hump your legs. I'd probably lose animals. You'll end up with a tongue in your ear. So thanks a lot. And yeah, if you're in the come out. It's a good cause. It's for that all about the paws.
Speaker: And yeah, you'll see us fucking live. Goofing off. Having fun. Yep, yep. And gleck glick is Glick will be there too. Glick. Glick. Glick. Oh, thought you were going to spit on him. He's the godfather of our network. you'll meet him tomorrow. And you will see the Glick. The Glickinator. The Glickinator.
Speaker: ah g clickck and So Blaze is lying in that part. ah Glick will not be there tomorrow. Past Blaze is not a very honest place. little self ah self-care for Glick. That means he's going to stay home and masturbate. Masturbate and chill.
Speaker: Do you want... You know what? I'm going to set the studio up on this other laptop so Michael can watch it from there. I didn't even think about that, Michael. I usually will look down here if I need to, but i don't want to look at my phone.
Speaker: Yeah, well, it's it it's it's the whole time. i've already done my sharing. It's the whole time. Fair enough.
Speaker: Hey, gang. You're looking behind the scenes at some fuck-ups. If we were better prepared, this would already be done. But my internet sucks. I live in the country. Hi.
Speaker: Where do you live? In the country. Would you be my neighbor? We all live in a country. I live in a state. yeah a state of denial.
Speaker: state of confusion. is ah state of general disarray.
Speaker: Oh, you beautiful people down there. Guess what I was able to get a hold of this weekend? I'm not going to say anything, but but like it it's it's the ticket to Alice in Wonderland's freaking... Mad as I had a...
Speaker: yeah <unk> a header mad as a header And this this laptop automatically connects to my phone whenever I go in the stream yard because I can use my phone as another camera.
Speaker: I look gray in the beard on your camera. Yeah, yeah, yeah, right? I know. Your camera sucks. It makes me look more gray. It's bullshit. camera is awesome. This is an all-natural background. Yes, we're home. This all, yeah. Welcome to the big city of Canyon. We're live from Michael's garage. That's my wheels right there. Woo-woo.
Speaker: So, yeah, I am excited. Let's do some fucking movie night. Yes, yes. We got some really fun selections for you I think. We're going to start with Portal. Yeah, Susan, you're right. you're Your internet's fine.
Speaker: Thank you very much. Your internet's fine. It was our inability to interpret it. the butpaoo Johnny Bong, what up, what up?
Speaker: That's okay. So what's this first one we're watching? Okay, if you're familiar with a game company called Valve, V-A-L-V-E, back in the day, we're talking the 90s, they came out with two excellent games, Portal and Portal 2.
Speaker: And this is fan fiction film. That's what our all theme tonight is, fan fiction. Fan fiction films. This is a fan fiction film from Portal 2, from that universe, the universe of Portal or Portal 2.
Speaker: And let me tell you what, this is, what, 13 years old, 11 years old? um This first one. This one's the one that i I learned about from Patton Oswalt. Comedian Patton Oswalt. Okay. What were you telling me about? loved the game. Watched this and i fell in love with it again.
Speaker: re-downloaded that son of a bitch the same day I saw this video and played through it again. August 2011. Dude, that's 14 years. Yep. Almost 14 years.
Speaker: That was like a month after I got out, or two months after I got And check out these effects. You can tell this is made with a whole lot of love and a whole lot of respect for the original like source material. I love watching these videos.
Speaker: I do. i love I've seen them already, and I love watching. i can I'm excited to see it. I've seen them already. You ready? Yeah, I'm ready. fucking ready. Are you ready? You guys ready? Let's do this. Yeah, there we go.
Speaker: This no escape. This is the first one. Yeah. For some reason, i can't maximize over here.
Speaker: What is that watermark? That is our new watermark. Screen. Copyright reasons, of course. They're all non-profit.
Speaker: are shot with very... Alright, so when
Speaker: Yeah, it... Your whole aspect is set too. When it's set and it brings out more patient and more patient. How do you tell the story so little bit?
Speaker: Yes. Yes. Tell me your tour guide. Sure. I've seen this movie. We love watching.
Speaker: We love the music. We love the day. We love the music. We love the day.
Speaker: Hey ladies! I love that footage of the thing. Hey ladies!
Speaker: In the beginning of the game, it's like this. You're in an empty room. You move into play and you kind of just flop around the room and figure it out. Wait minute.
Speaker: This test. I gotta get out of this room. And she's about to figure that out here. I'm gonna what's happening. She's having that moment of realization. It's right out of the game. the source material. I mean, it's done with love and respect of the source That's it how the first game or the second, I can't remember what it is.
Speaker: You're in her position, basically, looking around this empty room, and it's time passing. They shend the food under the board, no kind passes. You can sit there for three months, never figure out what it does. oh either glo either Either you use your mind to free yourself when you sit there and keep yourself in good times.
Speaker: That's a neat, that's a neat thing. That's a neat thing. You need a lot of yourself. Yeah, slave mentality versus...
Speaker: That's so neat. What's up? Please be worried.
Speaker: tax is so new
Speaker: so
Speaker: I'm not gonna lie. I'll be happy.
Speaker: so
Speaker: i'm not goingnna lie
Speaker: I the rest of that world. It's kind of what the whole place is about. It's just Christmas.
Speaker: Wow, is a beer.
Speaker: Like I said, I'm not happy. Yeah, it's that it's an interesting lore. I'm excited. You are the subject. You are the subject. You are the subject.
Speaker: Because Gladys has one job. That's... because gladys has one job that's
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Speaker: This isn't even real. What just happened? I'm going to shit myself. That was a neat ending. That is kind of how it ends. don't get out. home use that You've made it behind the scenes all right of this fake facade testing facility, which is really just a place designed to kill you in very, very many interesting and devious ways.
Speaker: Besides that, okay, besides that. It's a puzzle game. It's great. In part Portal 2, you can play as a duo. Like, i got one portal, you got one portal gun, and we got to do shit in separate parts of the map at the same time. with our Yes, but it's intellectual teamwork. It's interesting.
Speaker: so portal like i said i brought up nita it gives that whole dichotomy of slave versus master mentality and it's keep yourself in the cell or you know you'll get yourself out of there and then it presents those dilemmas you were talking about those uh i wouldn't say trolley cargo adapt improvise escape yes yes yes that's it's adaptive revised escape and that's what's the need about portal 2 the two-person version you have to have a partner to play it you can't play portal 2 two person mode in one person mode.
Speaker: Okay. Because they're all different puzzles designed for two players. It's a completely different set. It's a whole game, the whole do new and different game. That's not in the original game because the original game is for one player. All right.
Speaker: So you'll still run a one player campaign, but the two player was really interesting and just solving those puzzles together, figuring out your role versus my role. Again, your portal gun is not like that portal gun. It doesn't shoot both portals.
Speaker: um I might shoot the open portal. You shoot the exit portal. oh Oh. And we got to help each other manipulate around the map using only half that fucking technology. You're forced to. works Yeah, there's no way you can do it without each other. Shit, that's crazy.
Speaker: It's neat. It's really neat. It's a neat intellectual ah construct, a neat concept, and a really fun gameplay. I kind of want to revisit the game. You never visited it, it sounds like. I want to revisit it. I love that game. I vaguely remember it, but I don't think I really... Are you Twitcher? You can probably find Twitch.
Speaker: Huh? Are you a Twitcher? Am I Twitcher? You can probably find it on Twitch for free. No, i'm not Twitcher. Okay. I don't Twitch. I don't do... I Twitch all the time. I don't do caffeine, man. know what you're talking about.
Speaker: Twitch. You have a Twitch channel? I don't. Wait, what? I don't video game like I used to. i don't have the time for it. Fair. Oh, but it's all can find on Twitch. I'm too busy telling dick jokes. Probably can. Or a stream, not a streamer. What they call that shit?
Speaker: A torrent? Bitstream? Torrent stream? Something like that? Torrent games? but you But you know what? before we Before we go into something else, we do have a follow-up.
Speaker: Another portal video. We do. It's not a follow-up. i don't think it's the same company, like the same independent film people made this. It is. david Dan Trachtenberg? It is. Really? yeah look yeah didn't realize that. Well, this is two years since the other one, I think.
Speaker: I could be wrong, but I'm pretty sure it was when I was looking. Yeah, the other one was 13, 14 years. This one's 11. Cool, cool. This one's in 2013. but what I think there's actually more out there.
Speaker: I'm sure there are. Those are the ones I found. Okay. Because, again, that first one, Patton Oswalt told me about that. i was like, I like what you like, Patton. I'm going to go take a look. yeah a You met Patton Oswalt? No, he tweeted it.
Speaker: Oh, fair. But as far as I'm concerned, tweeted it directly to Patton Oswalt's a big fan. He really likes my work. Fair, fair. if you're listening, homie, we love you, too.
Speaker: He doesn't like to be called that as Patton. Thank you. ah ah general pattern that's right general disarray number two yeah congratulations as part of the previously mentioned required test protocol we can no longer lie to you you will be baked and then there will be cake you can't thank you for participating
Speaker: All aperture technologies remain safely operational to 4000 degrees Kelvin. Goodbye. What are you doing?
Speaker: Go after the recovery end for your help.
Speaker: where we pretended we were going to murder you. Please note that any appearance of danger is merely a device to enhance your testing experience. the I was just, I was just kidding. Being as old as they we are and the technology that was, you know, available then, these movies were really, really cool.
Speaker: I'm going to be honest with you now. The results editor isn't recording your test results. You know what?
Speaker: what
Speaker: Are you curious about the science? If you are wondering what happened, I flooded the image recent with a deadly toxin. was part of an initiative to investigate how test subjects react when locked in with a deadly toxin. Apparently, contact with the causes heart failure.
Speaker: But is this even science? Without the possibility of death?
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Speaker: She's alive and practically human. We're at the frontier of AI technology and GLaDOS, she's gonna be our pride and joy of Aperture.
Speaker: She's highly intelligent, I wanna say close to human as you can get.
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Speaker: You don't know what you're doing. I'm going to kill you. That disconnect, I'm better than you. You're angry.
Speaker: like the the way the way she's conquer to tell that ah that ah disconnect i'm better than you you are angry
Speaker: I was rooting for you, rooting for you, dirt and i think the differences feeling but <unk> doubt i tell philosophy really blow here i was rooting for you i was really rooting for you but I'm pretty sure you're not surviving this one. What is shit talking sum of bitch? that was a good one.
Speaker: The cake is a lot. You survived. That's interesting.
Speaker: It's been a long time.
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Speaker: I don't know what's going on right now, man. Written, directed, produced, edited. Colin and Connor McGuire.
Speaker: Angry Dog Studios is not the same. There we go. That's close enough. I don't know what's up with the internet tonight. so You're in the big city of Champion, my friend. it's champion all right champion all 1200 of us are really out there on the internet tonight charging heavy yeah ah friday night corner night got i wish they were here watching us but we are going to take a quick break um we got to make some popcorn actually i gotta gotta mix popcorn i'm sure
Speaker: Let's play some. I really, you know, with our views and and just now going to a break. What's that? We've had double of views and going to a break. Oh man. Well, it flex. One thing. Yeah. I mean, we can, we can go on.
Speaker: i mean, i think we should take short break.
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Speaker: You don't want to honey
Speaker: Oh, dear darling, you'll find yourself swinging from real growth trees Looking like Spanish knots in the good old southern breeze
Speaker: Oh, you're nothing but scum and your plan ain't woke up wild Six and eight six, you're gonna be done They put up a fight, you raised the trump of your life
Speaker: too uh-huh they're gonna say super fox i have no idea i don't know what they look like at all but she's a stoner she's from the great voice like she's she's like that the vibe she brings is like the vibe i'm used to like from the pm the pmw in portland and all that yeah yeah so we are back that was a quick break uh welcome back everybody uh michael we are going to go We are going to go on a little tangent.
Speaker: We're going to leave the portal. in the port We're going to step into something I picked. It's a little slower. ah did i did speed it up 1.2. It's
Speaker: so michael sent me some videos some fan films and they're much better i think than this but this goes along with the motif is batman whoo you guys will you guys you guys will see um guys will see what's coming down i haven't seen this one yet i'm excited this is a fan-made film it's uh it was made ah oh shoot it was it was last one's fan films man had high high production values those are beautiful beautifully made This was released in December of 2022, so it's not that old.
Speaker: But it is a prequel, quote unquote, to the 1989 Tim Burton's back hit. It's a prequel. Cool. So, yeah. um that's why That's why Tim Burton himself or no?
Speaker: No. Nope. Nope. Nope. Fan fiction. Yeah, it is fan fiction. and This did win some awards. um And just just a heads up, all of the movies that we are watching tonight, all the links are in the description. That's right.
Speaker: So please click them out. Give them some props, some subscriptions, some likes, and just let them know, hey, Nonsense and Chill sent you over here.
Speaker: That's right. Nonsense and Chill. Nonsense and Chill. Nonsense and Chill. And I'm doing my best to drag Arliss out with us tomorrow. That's what I'm doing just now. That's why i was looking at my phone and not paying attention. Tell Arliss there's a bottle of Buffalo Trace. and oh That's the big surprise. we'll We'll give it to him at the event.
Speaker: wo It's our gift from the network, right? That is. Your gift from the network, I should say. No, it's the gift. A gift from the network. Got you. love gift. The man.
Speaker: The myth. The legend.
Speaker: You know what? Let's watch Batman. Batman. I love Batman. Fucking love me some Batman.
Speaker: This is the O...
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Speaker: This is not...
Speaker: So...
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Speaker: I, um... First of all, I want to give credit to the... Jundo? His ID says Johnny Gums.
Speaker: think all you What you think happened? don't know, Sarge. Probably got ripped and took a walk off a roof. That's how I do mine for those two years.
Speaker: you ever make a mistake thank
Speaker: sorry about that guys there we go another john doe his id says johnny gobs just because it is it doesn't mean you just what do you think happened i don't know sarge Probably got ripped and took a walk off
Speaker: Should I call you lieutenant anywhere in the promotion?
Speaker: Shit, Sarge. I'm sorry. i know you needed that raised. no Raised chemo is going to pay for itself. The links in the thing. Copyright.
Speaker: Listen Frank, the best cop I know, Lieutenant Eckhart's dirty and he's only promoting his own guys. It's not fair. Maybe that Wayne Foundation money pull something together. there hey It won't be much.
Speaker: but Forget it. next Adam. Oh Jesus, now you too. just saying, those rumors start from somewhere, you know? They start from Knox and the Gotham Globe trying to sell those lousy newspapers.
Speaker: Do yourself a favor, kid. Stop believing ghost stories, Sarge. There ain't no bat. Attention nearby units. A person matching the description of James Atlas has been seen in the area first in Pratt. What's your name, Atlas? That's one Carl Grissom's guys. Yeah, I know who he is.
Speaker: 1014 Central. I could check it out. Let's wait for backup. I'll go with you. No, finish up here. I'll be back in 10 minutes. Hey, watch yourself. sorry christmas Guys don't play around. Yeah.
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Speaker: excited. but but
Speaker: This is the one that I bumped up 1.2 speed. This is faster. It was 17 minutes. I wanted to bring it down to 14. There you go. So...
Speaker: um They were. They were some very healthy swigs. That was a few. I didn't try to put pot.
Speaker: This right here. Okay, Frank. You can do this. Push down, Frank.
Speaker: You are late.
Speaker: This character arc right here is pretty dope. The switch.
Speaker: who' got
Speaker: Police business. Or is he? Just wait.
Speaker: This is a really, like, the ending is amazing. Let's just make sure there's no police business Thursday night at the PM.
Speaker: Paul Grissom first time, always the hardest. Yeah, she just talked about Grissom.
Speaker: Oh, yeah, yeah. Grissom was Jack Lawrence's character. Are we going to have a problem?
Speaker: Yeah, Charlie. Charlie problem.
Speaker: Hey, it's okay to do a bad thing every now and then.
Speaker: You just gotta to do enough good things to make up for it. Oh, my gosh. Ugh! Ew! Just keep it coming. Yeah.
Speaker: See you next week. Same time. Same time?
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Speaker: I don't think that though.
Speaker: only wet meat in the day when this was done. The money. I don't know
Speaker: why I think
Speaker: i don't know why I had to do this for my wife.
Speaker: I didn't want to do it. i didn't want to do it. had no choice. There's always a choice.
Speaker: Okay.
Speaker: yeah i'll be
Speaker: watching i'll be watching classic
Speaker: Oh yeah, all the all the classic cat games. Sarge? You found Jimmy Atlas? took down jimmy atlas
Speaker: Bruce Wayne just dropping Easter eggs.
Speaker: This is Action News Update. I'm Peter McElroy. Another sighting of the so-called Batman has been reported. The seventh sighting in just under a month. Witnesses report that the man was dressed as a giant Yes.
Speaker: It is. Like I said, this is the prequel.
Speaker: like i said this is the pre
Speaker: All right, so
Speaker: during a uh a side plot this movie is this cop at the same time his wife is dying of cancer that he's unconscious now that is why that that the bad guy the money gave him more money because he's back on fucking hospital build bruce wayne quote-unquote batman realized that it was like bro I got you. Yeah. yeah as is brucewa have bruce one Yeah. but basic Yeah.
Speaker: Not only did he stop being a bad cop. He made him improve his material conditions.
Speaker: Gordon Dent. and meet mar See you Monday.
Speaker: um ideal like a bad day is everything okay f some no yeah it's be okay thank a who's in charge right now
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Speaker: on the fucking growing pace the big city of champion wifi is not what it used to be. Sorry about that gang. It did go down.
Speaker: Yeah. That was a total dump. You don't want the, you don't want the sec one. Well, we are back. We are back. We are back. And, um, shit happens.
Speaker: So, um,
Speaker: We did at least get to finish the O. So what's your opinion on the O? I liked it, buddy. It was badass. Okay.
Speaker: Boom. Connection. Yeah, I liked It was very badass. ah Good, gritty. was like that George Miller baton. Like I was talking about yesterday in our private conversation, just you and I on the porch back there.
Speaker: George Miller did the Dark Knight storyline through the mid-80s. And George Miller gave Batman his balls back. It wasn't a Boy Wonder bullshit thing. it was a hardcore Batman who broke knees and busted faces and dropped motherfuckers off the second floor. Okay.
Speaker: Yeah.
Speaker: He gave the Batman that Dark Knight persona back. Because originally it was a darker toned story.
Speaker: And then they camped it up for many years. Then the mid 80s, George Miller took the pen and ran that Dark Knight series. And I'm telling you, he just gave Batman a whole new life.
Speaker: Yes. Revamped the entire motif of Batman. And like I said, just gave him his fucking balls back. Dude, it was badass. George Miller's run on Batman is phenomenal. If you don't know comics, read George Miller Batman. I'm telling you.
Speaker: George Miller, he's the cat that wrote um and just still moment the what was the one with Rorschach in it, and the the comedian. and You know what talking about? It was that movie. The Watchmen? The Watchmen. That's George Miller, dude. He wrote that shit.
Speaker: If you did not know, George Miller wrote Sin City, too. I like Sin City. and Watchmen. I don't like Watchmen. I think I remember saying this before. I love that movie. I understand a lot of people love the Watchmen. It's not bad.
Speaker: It's not bad. but Is it perfect? Absolutely not. I hated the end of it. I don't.
Speaker: it wasn't It wasn't just that. And Dr. Manhattan is so unstoppable that they needed anybody else fighting with him when he entered Vietnam for the Allies.
Speaker: Bro. Oh, wow we're not. sure So we are going to start the next one. We're going to do. Hopefully finish it. yeah yeah No, actually, there's two more left. Two more.
Speaker: There's that one more with Batman. And then we're going to close out with my all time favorite. Yes. This one with Batman has a couple other people in there that one of them that we're going to end with.
Speaker: Yeah, yeah. Yeah, this is why I love this fucking set. Yeah, this one's a fun one. This is a really neat one. Again, they're all fan fiction films. We're not endorsing any of them. I just liked a couple of them. I sent them your way.
Speaker: you watch um done They're high production value, man. For fan films, these motherfuckers love this shit. so I'm a nerd. These fuckers are super uber-mensch nerds. this next one is like only like five, six minutes long.
Speaker: It's like like that... Six minutes of office. I have a...
Speaker: Quick, I have a i have a have a few moments I'm going to fucking like yank one out. It's all just oomph. We don't watch the same porn. Apparently not. Apparently not.
Speaker: This one is Superman and Batman versus Vader. Let's do this shit. That's no move.
Speaker: Superman's distress signal is coming from that small moon. That's moon.
Speaker: The the fucking quality which is so tight. I almost feel like all Batman's fucking... lines were dug in after maybe i don't know because after watching when watch this like if you pay attention to it the voice sounds so artificial compared to the new talk it's weird i didn't notice that i did but if you're more of a sound guy i don't have i've located superman excellent then it looks like you're good to go
Speaker: There's something else I need. See what I mean? Maybe, maybe, maybe. He wants a light. It's not like old fucking. No, it's not that long. Close though.
Speaker: This Vader's like walking. This Vader walks in.
Speaker: he's here for the to no not that lock down cell block three close and leave the rest to meet
Speaker: satder like these are this painter walk I'm approaching Superman's location. Batman, the fact that Batman don't give no shits about Vader, he doesn't know what's possible.
Speaker: He doesn't care. That's the amazing thing about Batman. He's like, not new knowledge, but the lack of knowledge is not.
Speaker: go it
Speaker: I'll take my science. but
Speaker: Let's see how well you can now. Preparation in time is not fair to see anybody. long referee Exactly better focused on you than me.
Speaker: <unk> scar You underestimate me. I underestimate. okay i was buzz One thing I was pissed about. There was such an opportunity for them to have the bat saber.
Speaker: And they didn't take it. They didn't fucking take it. He didn't know he going to be fighting a laser sword wizard. there and Time and preparation. he didn't He knew it wasn't a moon, but he didn't have like the... Alfred, I am now fighting Jedi's.
Speaker: I need to send send me a Bat Saber. no and Since that was your pet peeve on this one, I've got one myself real quick before we started. Star Wars takes place in the galaxy far, far away along a long time ago.
Speaker: So where's the Flash bringing them back through time? This is a Flashpoint story. This is bullshit. If they would opened it up with like a Flash. night A long time ago. A Flashpoint. A long time ago. A Flashpoint galaxy far away. yeah Like how did this happen? yeah but They're just not in the same timeline. There's space and there's time. There's space and there's time. If they if if they wrote if they threw Raiden in there.
Speaker: Oh, no shit. ah school I will get popped. Batman is a storefighter. He pulled it out of
Speaker: you. He had you.
Speaker: get
Speaker: this that he pulled it out do eat and He already had it! opportunity opportunity to... That's why I didn't! Now, you will die. Boom!
Speaker: I'll say he gave
Speaker: theatrics will help this for theatrics? not turning you on bitch. I'm fucking these like, yeah you're just a just dog. I'm I'm a dog. I'm just dog. just dog. just dog. I'm dog. I'm just dog. just I'm dog. dog. just dog. just I'm a I'm just a I'm a dog. I'm a dog.
Speaker: just a dog. just dog. I'm just just dog. just dog. a I'm just dog. dog. I'm a dog. I'm just I'm a I'm just a dog. a I'm just dog. I'm just dog. I'm just dog. I'm just a just a just I'm dog.
Speaker: just just a I'm just I'm dog. just a I'm dog. a just dog.
Speaker: This fight is like
Speaker: a new thing. This
Speaker: fight does not a defeat me. it wasn't supposed to
Speaker: B-S? B-S? BS
Speaker: I love that it is a fun video to watch, but we both know there's no way they're coming on top of Vader. he's gonna Vader would have killed Batman, man. Just and' regurgitated his business.
Speaker: I love Batman. How did they capture Kal-El in the first place? I don't know. Well, if you notice, they had all that kryptonite keeping him in there. Oh, that's right. Which is weird because whatever Batman did, he turned off the kryptonite? I think he blew it up.
Speaker: Like it was a solid kryptonite window or whatever that was holding him in. Like that was the portal entry to the... The... i don't know it's fan fiction strong heavy on the fiction and it's you know uh it was a fun it was a fun one he wass fucking it was a fun watch i'm not i'm not arguing the semantics on there like the so the little bits like that my big problem again was it's i don't know galaxy far far away a long time ago they don't belong there there's a there's a there's a youtube channel out there that uh i'll uh
Speaker: pleasure myself with. That sounded weird. sure du i enjoy watching it. oh eight pits up It pits DBZ characters against other fucking ah fictional characters. One was Goku versus... There's tons of spots to do that.
Speaker: goku versus uh rick and morty nice oh man they've got goku versus like one punch man yeah and goku there's a ton of those like versus uh web websites but like youtube channels yeah tons and tons of versus ones i almost sent you one from one of those you should man almost some of those are fun next time we'll do it i think it was um who would win Oh, shit.
Speaker: Well, we actually started expanding this channel. think it have been Thanos versus the Seven from the boys' universe. The Seven versus Thanos. I like that. Instead of the Avengers. Okay. I think that might have been it but I don't recall.
Speaker: But anyhow, I like to watch nerdy ass shit like that. Well, we are going to take a quick break.
Speaker: We're going to catch up. Give a short rest. yeah and Dogs love us. I love it out here, dude. I love the open air. Big city of Chambers. yeah Not a bad place to be. yes It smells good and you can see the stars at night. so i just i like I'm up here in Warren and I went and had the opportunity to go check out the Dave Grohl Alley today and that shit was pretty fucking amazing.
Speaker: The art. ah We just happened to be down there when there was a bazaar going on. or i't know the It was just a they called it a not craft night. it's like bizarre it's it's a bizarre it's basically a bizarre uh we're like people come their local crafts and arts foods and foods and stuff and um oh shout out to the artist we met matt adams matt adams yes matt check matt check out matt adams where's that bag i got you i got you god want to show off his art it's great shit then want have him do volunteers some kind of this this one
Speaker: no no it was in a bag It was in the ad right here. yeah
Speaker: yeah it was ah This is from Matt Adams. sorry You know what? This is nonsense to chill. I know it's movies, but it's also art. yeah fucking art This guy's a legit wizard. so This was in Dave Row Alley.
Speaker: bumped into someone I went to high school with. Yes. ah and She happened to be married to an artist, Matt Adams. You can check him out on Instagram.
Speaker: You can find me on Instagram, Blazing Blasphemer. I follow Matt now. blaz and blasphem are in i follow matt ah Anyway, dude, like, check that shit out.
Speaker: Oh, the focus. And the lights. You got some Curt Hill over here. You got some Cookie Monster, some, you know what? Here, let me see if I can do it. let's see Actually, I'm going to take a picture of this. I'm going post this. Oh, there you go.
Speaker: Yeah. So... But while we do that, think what breath break we are going to take a shorty breaky breaky. Yeah, Ken's got some really interesting concepts for his art.
Speaker: Unique and interesting, and I'm definitely definitely going to commission him to design my next shirt. If you know, I sell t-shirts. That's a great way to support me and my chase of comedy.
Speaker: Fair I would love to send you a t-shirt.
Speaker: before Whoa. Because I have it hooked up to my kombucha. Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. Matt Adams, right?
Speaker: matt adams yes sir m a t t a d a m s ah yes h Matt Adams. All right. Who can see him post? Okay. So for y'all watching in the future and now and in the past, who the fuck's watching this in the past?
Speaker: ah ah Fucking time travel. and I am So yeah um I just posted these stickers, these stickers on, on, on Facebook. You can go check them out. Dude's got great art.
Speaker: Check that shit out. um yeah Ever in Warren, check Warren out. You want to show off your ah food item you picked up too? Food item. Did you pick up some kind of a sauce?
Speaker: What the fuck is that? well Was it and in the other bag underneath that bag? No, actually i didn't bring that over because was ordering some stickers. but Yeah, there's a ah lot of artisanry in this area.
Speaker: Alright, so... When you're in the country, you do country shit. Yeah. so i love hot sauce hot sauce what is this to you purchased was it kind so i walked by this fucking this table it's like we got dessert inspired hot sauce that's interesting and i that's what i thought dessert inspired and Dessert inspired. And so I was looking at the... I like to smoke weed. That sounds awesome.
Speaker: Yes. Yes. Exactly. Yes. I work. So I started taste testing. And they got this like zombie whole fucking motif. What's the place called? Zombie what?
Speaker: ah Hornings. Hornings? Nothing do with zombie. Sweet, heat, spicy, cherry cheesecake sauce. Ooh. Yeah, again, i didn I'm not set up to like show shit. It's all good.
Speaker: But it's sweet, but it's so fucking spicy. This is something I would actually drizzle over ice cream. ah shit Really? Yeah, yeah, yeah. I would. All right, so just off the top of my head, as a stoner. Morning Sweet Heat, LLC. As a stoner, a quick munchie.
Speaker: Think about it. A couple scoops of vanilla ice cream. They make this shit on High Street right here in Warren, dude. They do. High Street. couple of scoops of vanilla ice cream crush up some graham crackers drizzle some of that regular vanilla french vanilla double vanilla frenchman french vanilla french vanilla that's where i'm at too french french vanilla i can crumble crush some graham crackers over it drizzle this over it the cheesecake boom boom i'm telling you the ice cream you can even when i lived in albuquerque they had green chili ice cream take take that combination throw it in the blender milkshake
Speaker: yeah I'm just saying, dude. That sounds interesting as fuck. Yeah. it Oh, God, it was so good. They had a blair a blueberry cheesecake. and They were having a special like three for 25. I was like, you know, this is cherry. I was like, but there's more art I'm going buy.
Speaker: Yeah. ah See, if you're in the Warren area, they're doing a few more of those. The next one's going to be in August, maybe on a Friday. And if we can get our way, we're going to get us a merch table in there, and then we're going broadcast one of our Friday shows right from the Bazaar. Ooh, we should do that.
Speaker: I talked to the lady who ran the thing tonight. She said that sounded cool. Oh, man. It almost sounds like we're going to get in for sure. How do you do a podcast from the Bazaar? We're going to figure it out when we get there, buddy.
Speaker: you have any suggestions, hit this fuck up. We'll use Marco for that. He's a kid on MacGyver.
Speaker: Door break.
Speaker: and We got two more films to show you. Ooh, no, wait. We're down to one, aren't we?
Speaker: No. No, we are down to one. Damn, I went quick. Did it go quick? It felt like it went quick. a little over an hour flying because i'm having so much fun well a couple those were like a few minutes long so that happens so with that being said we're going to uh you know what i'm always a sucker for this song right here
Speaker: I'm a lead by a fire, a new little player back to me wanna hear you say it, tell me where you're being or tell the major's one of the trainers You're my little piece of man
Speaker: And now she's bright, give me a murder, bloody head She better think, quick, runnin' out of cheap tricks Runnin' out of lips and try to take a bite Out of me little devil, kiss, kiss Gunshots, french, dead sex, of a mystery Call up in me cause she sucks again
Speaker: I don't want another one trick pony She's got a hand trick up her sleeve Her eyes, these kids, these boys just walk up to my knees I don't wanna be a victim of a murder She sticks her teeth into me This woman's gonna send me out of fire
Speaker: Banging on the walls, attacking, Compensation started, tongues running on our bodies, Unforbidden Buddhist run, Lost intoxication, physical infatuation, Losing our religion, getting our fortification, Heart defeating, heavy breathing, slowly sets the steady guns, Pointing at each other, now it's really getting messy, Gratio, chagasms, static communication, Acrobatics, serotonin,
Speaker: So let's go another round Lama wanna know what a trick, Tony She's got her head in trick of her sleeve Her rubbish kiss is poison But don't tell mom needs Lama wanna be a victim of a murder She sings a trick into me
Speaker: She's kicked a thief into me This woman's gonna send me
Speaker: We do what we want. That was lipstick and gasoline. ah Lip? Lip sync? No, lip. Lipstick. Lipstick and gasoline. That's what I said. Oh, did you? Yeah.
Speaker: The shrooms heard something else. I didn't hear any shrooms. I heard them. They're all on my head, man. So anyway, hey, we're back. Stoned Ape it is stone is Stoned Ape co-host tonight. You're absolutely right. Yeah.
Speaker: Oh, my. Hopefully you've been enjoying the movies. We have. We got one more selection for you. It's my man, Vader, again. And I was just telling him, I didn't i didn't even watch this all the way through. I watched the first couple minutes, loved what I saw.
Speaker: Stopped it. Sent you the link so we can watch it together on the last one. Oh, no, because I watched it all. oh the whole thing? Just about it all. Yeah. i could I didn't want to. I was like, I'll save it for the show. Whoops.
Speaker: That's okay. I haven't seen it. I will say this. um a Spoiler alert. Nobody's going to be disappointed. yeah you're disappointed, ah go to bed now. Go away.
Speaker: you don't belong here. This is not for you. These are not the droids you are looking for. Look at that bigger logo. It looks tight. It does.
Speaker: See, a long time ago. We got to be far, far away. That's why Superman and Batman wouldn't have been there. Oh no. Don't worry about
Speaker: it, bro. Let's restart. All right.
Speaker: restart
Speaker: Let him go! Drop him! Surrender and you'll live! We're our number to think of this! You will never escape! We will fire! Let him go!
Speaker: Now! I will not be denied! Open fire! Ask him!
Speaker: reinforcements coming I'm gonna throw a quick nice mill out there. This one came with head I'll have to edit it. Now you will answer for your treachery.
Speaker: I'm
Speaker: just putting the eye on the other. like Or white?
Speaker: Is that strong? Why it in the middle of the game?
Speaker: well
Speaker: there is no escape um it is that so
Speaker: You will suffer for your deceit and serve for your failure to save Earth.
Speaker: never tried this I destroyed your enemies, forged for you an empire. Yet, like the Jedi, you have left me a mere shadow of what I was promised. You have taken everything. Everything? Foolish boy.
Speaker: You could be fully dead wife of an insolent Jedi. Your precious badness feat was your choice. Just as your fate is mine. Well, this is another role model. love that human studio.
Speaker: public
Speaker: I would
Speaker: like to see... I'm just saying...
Speaker: you must suspect such a pity
Speaker: could have still because like to see be youber has the temerity to embrace your path said we just staying
Speaker: number one
Speaker: I really like Tombo.
Speaker: and talking about or
Speaker: un welcomee obviously When she said Dom Hardy, I was wait a second. We'll talk about it. Oh, me too. don't know.
Speaker: I haven't really had my Star Wars. I got the way I got it. I made this for you happening over there? So you'll me.
Speaker: It will bring you good fortune. It's beautiful. I don't need this to remember you by. My caring for you will always remain. Anakin.
Speaker: Hide me. No. Where is he?
Speaker: You know what pissing me off now I'm going with? It's like, they're making a pretty good follow-up at the first time the push came. And that... It wasn't a complete story, they didn't start from the... Is why you'll never defeat me. As long as you let your failures enter.
Speaker: as long as you let your feelies end forever shall you remain me than oh the who is this slave yeah lock out
Speaker: that make also like Lord Vader, you have an urgent message. No, no, not the problem. In the now non-canon book. My lord. How is somebody going to give me a stick that I can't get the back Empire demands your presence at once.
Speaker: just great up to a couple for I you. I'm going to try. Lord Vader.
Speaker: As he wishes. I don't know if happened.
Speaker: god neva Again, there's a lot of complicated vitality going on. What is thy bidding, my master?
Speaker: are distressed, my friend. I am fine, my master. It's like one day he's like... I hear now. Your anger radiates like a whirlwind.
Speaker: Yet. I'm focused. No. emperorpress all bitter yeah Not to go with this to go with the emperor. So when she died, he's always done. You're trying to hide your rage from me.
Speaker: What's up? What's up? What's up? How you doing? What you mean he doesn't have choice? Does he lose his power he stays in jail? They want his hesitation, Lord Vida.
Speaker: Give in to your head. Strike me down. I have no such wish, master. Willpower
Speaker: oh do to the impeachmentments toit serious know a lot of mannekin skywalker was fake i destroy him did you get skywalker's powers bla yours yeah not realpower In certain things, But when to fall, it is strong, but the Emperor is unrivaled. It is the way of the city to the destroy all who are standing over each power. You're not kidding. that's To eliminate our rivals, is it not?
Speaker: As rage is undoing our... Who stands in your way, Lord Vida? Who holds you back? Keeps you subjected and decrepit within that armor. That doesn't.
Speaker: This is a pain and like. so Only your hate will eradicate yes You're saying that everything in.
Speaker: You went all in on a hand to save his life. I cannot, my master. That is why my disappointment with you grows by the second.
Speaker: Embrace the choices that have brought you here, revel in or forever live in the shadow of Anakin Skywalker.
Speaker: Now, I have a task for you, my younger princess. and your princes There's a great disturbance in the Force. A powerful Jedi survives in the mid-Rim.
Speaker: He must pay the price for his betrayal. As you wish. He hides my home planet of matter. And of course, that of the late Queen Padme Amidala.
Speaker: It is no coincidence. He draws you there because he knows who you are, Lord Vader. The clones there report he wields an amethyst blade.
Speaker: How is that possible? Power. That's how. And you and I both know this particular Jedi wields a great deal of it.
Speaker: I will finish what we started, Master. Will you?
Speaker: I wonder.
Speaker: Eliminate this Jedi. Pledge yourself to the dark side fully, Lord Vader. Relish in the gifts he bestows upon you. Only then will you be able to custom the chains that bind you and achieve power as never before.
Speaker: Only then will you be able to destroy the rival before. Then I will not fail. Master.
Speaker: Come on, my personal shuttle. I seem to be afflicted by a sudden tinge of nostalgia to visit my beloved Naboo.
Speaker: oh i mean a <unk>s right I love the 8 Star Wars, but I love it at the same time. Like, it's good, it's so funny. Oh, no. Except the bar is so high. Even though they're simple films. It was just simple.
Speaker: ah now all the tro you sin and none of returned whilst choers do not concern me a accordinger i want that a jar so i will use the five or four as you simple film water was lost But, like, ah Lucas wanted to expand that whole drama of um brother harry through second that's with the... drama
Speaker: versus that same was So I do want to say this. I do want to say this.
Speaker: this and Episode is a series. so If you guys like that. Yeah, if you like that, drop it. Like in the comments.
Speaker: Most likely, we're going to have the second part next movie night next month. Next month. Yeah. Next time we decide to do movie night. Nice and chill. Maybe once once a month, basically.
Speaker: What was your favorite one you watched tonight? Oh, my. You know what? It was the Batman Superman versus fucking Vader. Batman Superman was your favorite. liked that very first one you played. That first... ah The original video.
Speaker: Oh, the first portal. I really liked that. That's like your fucking. It is. I just, man, it just makes me feel so many things. Yeah. Because again, it's just, it's so true to the source material and just, ah it has the whole feel. It's like being in the game, watching it like in real life. It's, it's wild.
Speaker: And the effects are just so tight. So tight. I kind of want to pull up the video camera tomorrow. Like, like Have like Michael like jump around and like portal shit with some video out of it. That'd be fun. I can make that shit happen.
Speaker: We're going to be doing some taping tomorrow. well We will. We're supposed to do it. No, not today. We're supposed to do tomorrow. So look forward to some of our short films. We're about to start doing some sketch work.
Speaker: We're going to try to. We've got a busy schedule tomorrow with the charity event. true that. I forgot about the charity event. So yes, we have the charity event between 2 to 4. I'm going to forget. I'm performing there. Yes. I'm probably going to do about 45-minute set. So come out and watch that shit.
Speaker: Yes. If you're local, you want to take the drive, come out to Warren. um It will be live, quote unquote, if I have Wi-Fi available.
Speaker: availability there? if If we can't go live, we'll put it up on Patreon for sure. Yes, exactly. That'll be Patreon. Yes. Because I'm going to probably, like I said, a good 45-minute set, and I really don't like to put that much time out for free.
Speaker: For nothing. Make sure you don't need to come and see me. And believe me, I'm worth coming to see. he is. If it's not live, catch on Patreon.
Speaker: After that, we will have a Saturday night... I don't want to say open door challenge per se. It's going to be me hosting. Brittany Bitch is go be popping up.
Speaker: It's going to Tomorrow night? Tomorrow, Saturday night. You know else is going to be This guy. This guy. Because it's going to be right... Yeah, the Arliss. Maybe we'll do it for Arliss's garage tomorrow.
Speaker: Maybe we'll do it for Arliss's garage tomorrow. You know what? Saturday night tomorrow is going to be like, I don't know what's going to happen, but going to happen tomorrow night. Tomorrow is going to be a festivus of a subsistence. A festivus for the rest of us.
Speaker: festivus of festivus. A shroom talk for fucking come out have fun. Boop, boop. A shroom talk. Oh, this is an amazing weekend, Michael. Dr. Shroom. Oh, my.
Speaker: Yes. had a great time tonight. I had a great time today. We had a good time. I've told Michael this before. I don't have heroes, but I i do look up to Hunter S. Thompson.
Speaker: Oh, yeah. With that being said. I know you already ate your popcorn, he but but you brought it dad I did. I brought popcorn, but it was eaten it was eaten while we were fucking with all the technical difficulties.
Speaker: And then what was my contribution to the entire thing? What the fuck, Blaze? It took you so long to fix this shit. I ate all my popcorn. I don't have my prop for the show now. He didn't understand how the internet... The whole thing was just supposed to be for you for you to be able to say, next time bring your up fucking popcorn. Yeah.
Speaker: I can still do it. See, there was popcorn in there. Those are kernels. Those are kernels of corn. Here's some green popcorn. Kernels of corn that didn't plop. No. With that being said, no we'll see you guys tomorrow night.
Speaker: Tomorrow night at the 5-4's Distillery. Oh, yes. Well. Afternoon. 2 o'clock until question mark. That might be live. If there's Wi-Fi, it'll be live. No, they're coming to see us at the live event.
Speaker: a lot of you are going to be coming out going to be great to see you yes those and arliss will be there the man the myth legend i'm dragging him out yeah already gave me permission to kidnap him he says i'm bringing his own chloroform actually said chlorophyll which made me chuckle what's he trying to grow that score so i'm in ohio it's legal bitches fucking kiss my jesus sack tomorrow night peace Done?
Speaker: We're done. It's been a great Friday.
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