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Glick's House of Music: Comedians takeover
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Tonight Glick's House of Music is turned into Glick's House of Comedy as he welcomes Stand-up Comedians Michael Copenhaver Marco Torres and Tyler Snodgraass its about to get weird y'all hope you ready for the chaos!
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Musical Beginnings and Unity
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Musicians gather spirits.
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We'll hang out, no time spared From soulful whispers to roaring sound Music unites on hallowed ground
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Strings and drums in harmony Voices rise in sweet decree
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All things music, a vibrant call for one and all to give their all in this sanctuary where dreams ignite music's power.
Glick's House of Comedy Transformation
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Rockin' interviews, stories shared.
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Music unites on Hello Ground.
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This house of music, a place to be for every heart, wild and free.
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all night long.
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who What's going on guys? Happy motherfucking Tuesday. I hope it's a lot cooler where you are. Because it's 100 balls here. And I'm fucking already exhausted. But anywho.
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Anyways. It's Tuesday night. You know what that means. That means I get rid of the fucking chat. Sorry guys. What's going on Blaze, Tarantula, Brittany? What's going on guys? How you doing? Welcome, welcome.
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If y'all aren't already, go ahead and check us out. Facebook, Instagram, X, and TikTok. Don't forget shows are live. All the fucking time. on YouTube, Facebook, and Twitch, and you can listen anytime, anyplace.
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And I promise you, I'm getting shit updated as we speak. But welcome to Glick's House of Music. Only tonight,
Michael's Comedy Journey
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it's not music. Tonight is Glick's House of Comedy. So I've got the three stooges of Northeastern Ohio comedy in the building hanging out with me tonight.
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You guys know our good buddy, Michael. I'm going ahead and bring him up here real quick. You guys know Michael. He's on Friday nights with our boy Blaze. For somebody who's supposed to be the best fucking host in all podcast history, you cocked it up already.
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Two of us are from Northeast Ohio. Tyler's a yinzer. Why did you bring him on my show? Get him out of here. ah Hey, I didn't say he was perfect.
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Even worse. A fucking yinzer? ah I'll deal with him. I'll deal with him later. How you doing, man? What's going on, man? Yeah. Like I said, you guys know.
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Thanks for listening to a great idea and doing what I said to do. I mean, it's should to be determined if it's a great idea, but I have a philosophy around here. Either a show's going to be fantastic or it's going to be an absolute fucking train wreck.
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And either way, it's good. was going to say, either the show's fantastic or it'll be Michael's fault. Well, yeah, I'll do that. Hey, man, I appreciate it. It's a comfortable shirt. appreciate Yeah, man, it's a nice, comfortable shirt. I wear it around the house, actually, quite a bit.
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I don't wear it out in public. I don't want people to know that I'm associated with you. That makes sense to me.
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It is a very comfortable shirt, so thank you for bringing that up the last time you were or down last time you were here. Thanks for donning Yeah, absolutely, man. Got to support my brother. um But for those of you guys who don't know Michael, outside of the shows, he's actually a stand-up comedian.
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Pretty good one. Well, he tells me he's a pretty good one. I don't know. ah ah but
Performing Across the Nation
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He tells me he's funny. and i'm like You want the resume?
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You want the resume? actually Actually, yes. You do have some pretty cool accolades. don't you run those down, man? Three-time finalist, funniest amateur community in Ohio. ah Winner of a satellite World Series of Comedy competition.
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winner at the Winner at the Savannah Comedy Review. That one especially was important for me. It's an industry-judged competition. I beat people from New York, Los Angeles, Las Vegas, St. Louis, ah Chicago, big market towns.
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I'm from the big city of champion. All 1,200 of boy. um cutt half boy but Enough of those two. This is not their show tonight.
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I know. I just happen to be looking at their comments. I'm teet. I'm teet. I'm teet. Remember what you said? Camille's got big egos in her pre-Madonna's, right? Fuck Brittany. She's on the show.
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But that's my resume. And I've done some other stuff, too. I've performed from the Atlanta to the Pacific. lot of places in between. um si see East Coast was New York City and Savannah, Georgia, right on the right on the coast, man. Beautiful city, Savannah. Wow.
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And then on the west coast, I did Los Angeles in January. Hell, yeah. Nice, man. Savannah is a beautiful city. I live down in Charleston, as you know.
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You ever been
Comedy Scene Dynamics and Anecdotes
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a California? sneak yeah God, no why no. Why would I do that? Sacramento, California. cleanes north The cleanest city i've ever seen. Their state capital part...
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The state Capitol Park has one of every single tree that grows in the state. Really fucking cool. That's cool. I didn't see a single strap of dirt. I'm sorry, not dirt. didn't see single strap of refuse.
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Not a cigarette, but nothing. Sidewalks, streets, absolutely clean. Never saw that before. Hell yeah. That's awesome. Who knows? Maybe I'll see California one day. We'll see what happens.
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You see I'm not in my usual studio, yeah? I moved. I see that. A little place called Sesame Street. I'm going to introduce you one of my friends from Sesame Street later. Oh, Jesus.
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I'll give you a couple couple surprises for you tonight.
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who Real quick. go through there be How long have you how long you been doing stand-up, Michael? My first time on stage... Boy, April 16th, 2019.
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That
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was my first time on stage. Oh, wow. So you're... oh know that Is that new or is that veteran status at this point and the in the comedy world? The Savannah Comedy Review thing is a...
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Five year minimum competition. You have to be a five year comedian. I won that fucker. I won that fucker at 18 and a half months. A friend of mine, old friend of mine, we're not friends anymore. He recommended me to the guy. He said, invite him.
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he
Tyler's Path to Comedy
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He was right. And that's my, another reason I love that win because
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I did not have the enough money to drive there and get back. I had to podium or I was hitchhiking or sucking a dick.
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I mean, you still stuck the dick to get home, but that's irrelevant. Turns out desperation makes me pretty funny. And another interesting part to that story, I drew the short straw. I had to open the show.
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I went first and still won. Damn. Damn. That's hard to do. Some may say, nigh impossible.
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I'm the best in the world of what I do. Call me Wolverine.
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Easy. I'm to try to out-ego you. You know my shtick. mean I mean, you can try all day long. I'm here to heal the heel. ah check that Sincerely, though, I'm to say it again on the show.
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Thanks for welcoming me in, making me feel at home, offering me your brotherhood. man It's been so much fun. I'm so excited to be working with you guys and hanging out and having fun. Hell yeah, man. I think, i think it's safe to say, and I'll speak for everybody and this is, and going to get ready and bring Tyler up, but I think this is a safe bet that I can speak for everybody here, man. We love having you on board with us.
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Um, we love what you're doing. We love that you're excited to be here. Number one, you got an eagerness to, to, to do things that, uh, you know other people wasn't really eager to do. so you know We're excited for it. and and I was excited for tonight when you brought it up.
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was like, fuck yeah, I don't have no problem switching things up. on
Overcoming Setbacks and Finding Support
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I've done it before. We'll do it again. It's my show. I know what I want. As long as the boss says it's okay.
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There's a trust here. I'm bringing you two very funny guys. Very good friends of mine as well. They're like family. Nice. Well, let's meet one of those guys. and I already don't like the guy.
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So we're going to see if he can save himself. We got Tyler Snotty Snodgrass in the podium. You could have told me beforehand you were from Pittsburgh, bro. Dude, you know, people will say say things to me like I'm a yinzer, I'm a ginger, and I really don't like those terms. I think it's because of the hard R.
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Maybe if you said, what's up, my ginger, I'd be like, nothing much, just smoking bowls and stealing souls, my brother. Or what's up, yinza?
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It's like, nah, just hanging out in that, you know. I'm dropping the hard R all over you, just so you know. that's why That's how you get your soul stolen, dude. That's how you get your soul stolen.
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Good luck, I don't have one. but already say I don't either. Fabulous network. For this amazing network you're on right now, was like, hey, probably not worth much anyways. It's good.
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I mean, you know, um I love the sound of my own voice. So wherever someone will welcome it, I will obviously be there immediately. He loves the sound of his own voice. That makes of us.
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What's up? He loves the sound of his own voice. That makes one of us. you know i told my therapist the other day that i'm a bit of a narcissist he said oh don't worry tyler everyone's a bit of a narcissist i said yeah but i'm the best at it that's about the time i started writing on that notepad of his probably about how awesome i am you guys should work that out over here to be him
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but Yeah, thanks for having me on guys. I know you normally have music. It's nice that you guys are doing comics right now. I've always said that comics have just as much of a sex, drugs, and rock and roll mentality as any rock star.
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You know, you goes through you go to a comedy condo, you know, you're sitting around a table, mountain high of coke you know just pots streaming around you know i'm glad you brought these somewhere you know it's like you know we're're we're just as wild and crazy you know what i mean so i'm glad you brought that up that's my biggest fear i've got what if i actually make it dude i'm old I'm going to be touring with young guys living at hardcore, cocaine-fueled, alcohol-driven
Comedy Lifestyle and Philosophy
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partying, and I'm going to end up Farley-ing in an goddamn hotel room.
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You've got to be 23 years old for that to happen. I was 23. If you can and then hit twenty three again if you can get that that recorded when you Farley,
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that'd be great for the network There you go. Clicks for days. Clicks for days. Thoughts and prayers. thoughts and prayer Final contribution to the network.
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My mom could use a sandwich. Maybe we're a sandwich. yeah I got you. I'll take it. Blaze will take good care of your mom. Me and Sonny have been ah on many shows together.
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um I've seen them rise. a lot this kid has worked hard and he's a thousand times funnier the first time i saw him he works he works at it it's just the only thing i've ever been good at everything else i suck at so i'm like well comedy it is then yeah it's funny there you go he's got good stuff he's got good stuff we were just on a show a couple what about a month ago yep yep wait we've We've been on a couple of shows recently.
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you know You keep bringing me out. You did my spot on April 6th. Yeah, we we did the birthday. We did that birthday show. I
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wish I had more hands so I could give them all the thumbs down. That particular person who shall remain unnamed. almost cried on the phone, bitching about we left early.
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When he knew the whole time i had two places to be that night, I had the other commitment first. Yep. What
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yeah but do you say that guy? Tyler, what do I say about what? What do you do in that situation? I had a thing with Arliss, too. I made it fit for this guy to help him out, and then it was bitching and we left early. and We knew we had to leave early.
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Were they paying gigs or non-paying gigs? the What about it, Tyler? Did you get paid? I think I got five bucks or something like that.
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I don't know the other guy, but I know Arliss, and Arliss is my guy, so I'd have been like, Fuck you. I'm out. Arliss is my guy, too. That's not for this family. Arliss is the shit.
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He's got major talent, man. He's got major talent. he He kills the dude. He gets up there. he And, you know, puts on a show.
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like Yeah. Full on environment. You know, you got people on the dance floor dancing, you know, folks that didn't think that they were on a B busting their rump or up there, you know, getting in with everybody. Arliss Walker's hardcore gangster rap. He's the best.
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You can see ro you start seeing pompadours wobbling around that haven't gone around in about 20 years or so. you know, just getting up there, grooving with all the ladies and their big hair.
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you know, it's a great time. I love seeing our lives. I've seen a beehive many times on outlaw shows. but
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I'm sorry, Vic. I think I cut you off. You're going to ask Tyler something. I apologize. Yeah, Tyler, before we bring Marco up, ah Why don't you, you know, kind of like let everybody know kind of how long youve been doing comedy. And I know you said you sucked at everything else you tried, but is it something that you just kind of stumbled into? Like, hey, I'm kind of funny.
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Well, i ah I've always been a goofball. You know, back in the day, people used call me eccentric. Now they call it autistic. I thought I had a personality turned out to have a disease, you know?
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So, yeah. Yeah, I was always kind of a bit of a goofball and i tried to be in ah in a band. And the thing about instruments is the transfer from mine to actually like putting it in someone someone's ears is like you got to learn an instrument.
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You got to think of how it's going sound when you're playing it. And for my ADHD mind, that's too much separation. so i never got into bands but then i thought well i'll be a dj skrillex is like a billionaire like whatever yeah and it fit a little bit but like i don't know it just became like i started playing parties that you know i saw people getting too messed up at you know and i couldn't see you myself
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ah allowing that to happen, you know creating the environment for that. So I kind of got out of DJing. And then after DJing, I was listening to a lot of podcasts. I was working a dead-end job, but just hating my life, living through my 20s. And during the podcast, i were a lot of comedy podcasts, and they were talking about a lot of things.
Marco's Transition to Comedy
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I was feeling about how they grew up. I grew up the same way. then they're talking about how to start doing comedy. And I was like, you know what? I've i've always got stories.
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Like whenever I'm with the family, I'm sitting around the table holding court, telling funny stories. So in twenty and November or October of 2018, started doing comedy And it really hit off.
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And I thought that I was going places and things were awesome. And I was on Be Famous in like two years. And then two years COVID happened and ruined my entire life. So...
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I'm here going ahead and just trying to be funny. You know, there's been times so I wanted to go ahead and quit and think that wasn't going work out. But comedy is as much of a part of me as, you know, anything else. You know, I have to eat. I have to go ahead and get on stage and tell jokes, man.
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So that's absolutely right. Same for me. It's a calling. Yeah. Yeah. calling uh buddy sean uh one of my friends i'd been telling him for a long time but i'm gonna do it i'm gonna do what i'm gonna do it there was this wednesday thing you know the uh uh caucasian falls funny stop oh and yeah so he says to me look i'm tired of hearing this shit we're going tonight or i never want to hear about it again so me hillbilly lindsey uh sean and fat randy jump in the car
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In my brain, at just at that time, had such a big ego. You have one. I'm daydreaming a whole drive there. These people are gonna be like, where did you come from? i know but Where have you been? We're gonna sign you today, you know?
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Meanwhile, Lindsay's saying nothing, just laughing at everybody. Fat Randy and Sean constantly, you're going to freeze. You're going suck, man. You're going to bomb. Everyone's going to hate you. You're going to freeze. yeah was The whole way.
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They're running me down. I'm thinking, you going to be rocky up there. I got there, and I didn't freeze. But halfway through my set, I was just like, out loud into the microphones. True story. First time up, I was like, this is a lot tougher thought it But I made it through my first five minutes. I got laughs, man. And I was addicted ever since. That was my calling. That's why I was put on this earth for The feeling is like no drug I've ever taken in my life. And I have lived that life a little bit.
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And... The comedy just fills a certain spot that nothing else can go ahead and even. That energy exchange, right?
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You put out the energy that gives the energy back and throw it back at him. I mean, that's it's a whole dude. It's almost spiritual, man. It's.
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People like you. It's transcendent. It's the feeling of people liking you and it's so odd to me because normally people don't. Not only that, you control their emotions.
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You know what I mean? You take them down roads that lead to a whole dunder plate. I mean, do. Sagecraft is everything. Presence is everything. Presentation is everything. You have the whole package and you have a gray night great night with the right crowd.
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You can s flirt with greatness. dude making somebody why flirt with greatness when you can be greatness like me yeah there you go behind you dude i hear it i hear it yeah see maybe this kid's gonna grow on me even though he's from schittsburgh i guess i can i guess it'll be all right listen why are you so jealous all of our all of our franchises are about to turn keel over and die right now dude like we we I mean, yeah, we go ahead and do you guys dirty every year. But the Steelers are down and out right now.
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Pens are about to go ahead and make the same downfall. and the muculars um and they Didn't they sign Aaron Rodgers? They did. they got him They got into a one-year deal.
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You never know. Some ah sports media asked Miles Garrett how he felt about Aaron Rodgers coming to the North. ah about ironon um just come to the ac north Simple answer. Miles Garrett said can't wait to add him to the graveyard.
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yeah Because I can't wait to add him to the graveyard. And I was like, that's my fucking guy right there. That's right. My favorite Miles moment, helmet. Pow! we it I will kill for him.
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That's a teammate, man. That's a ride or die. Can I say something real quick? yeah I've never seen this guy who's so patient and so willing to wait.
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Let's bring him in. Oh, oh, oh. I know, I know, I know. hes I can't see him, but I know how he was active backstage. And sorry, Marco, I've kind of been doing this on purpose.
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Told you moved to Sesame Street. A third member, ah the Puerto Rican... yeah Ernie or Bert or whoever that is. I don't know. One of the gay puppets. He's that 11th track addict that they found on the street corner.
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Yeah, i guess I'm the DEI hire for the podcast tonight. Yeah, right. I thought we got rid of those. Sue texted me. The week's going pretty strong up here. the I'm over here. I'm over here.
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Full on EOE over here. I got the autistic ginger. and got the the Puerto Rican kid. And then, well, whatever the hell Michael is. We we haven't quite figured that out yet. We all know each other really well. Can we share some stories with you guys?
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Yeah. Yeah, well, I'd like to get i'd like to good um get to know a little bit about Marco over here. Because seems guy man he was human seems like he's a little bit of a character. No, he's a little bit of a character.
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Yeah, without the head I look like a picture. ah
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ah i thought I thought you were a little Dutchie, dude. You look like ah a frickin' Latin Nido rapper. Please burn you, Timu Ernie. Timu Ernie!
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I got the Bert costume in the car. Yeah,
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yeah I'd like to get to know a little bit about Marco. Marco, what do you... what do you ah Michael told me, and and I hope I get this right, but Michael said you're not so much as of a comedian as more as a hobbyist.
Challenges and Storytelling in Comedy
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Yeah. that That's like, you know, like, Mike, he's over here talking spiritual and fucking, you know, the the kid on the spectrum wants to fit in.
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oh You know, I kind of started doing this out of spite.
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He does, too. He just sits up there to handle the audience. Ironically ironically enough, um the man who started me doing comedian is the one and only Michael Copenhaver.
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oh Him and I were having a drink one night, or 50, and there might have been other extracurriculars involved. But he said something about writing jokes and doing, you know, putting putting a set together and stuff.
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And now previously, um for almost a decade, I've been like a metal host. You know, um ah the guys from my studio, we used to do a lot of live band concerts for local bands, um host a lot of shows. So I'd be the one announcing the people. I'd be out on stage acting the fool in between the bands or whatever.
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So I looked at him being the the cocky egomaniac that I am. And I said, well, that shit ain't no harder than the shit that I fucking do. And after bickering back and forth, he it just so happens he was hosting an open mic the next day out in Austontown, Ohio.
00:26:09
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Well, if you fucking think you could do it, then you bring your ass up there fucking smart and get on stage. That's how I got into it, ironically. So I paid it forward. I walk i walked up, ah you know, I went there the next day with my producer, and I've been doing it ever since.
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Do you remember the first joke you wrote? Was it Flower Pot? No, flower pot water can or so flower pot story didn't come till maybe a year down the road. That's the first one I remember.
00:26:37
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And that wasn't even that wasn't even a joke. I was I was fucking traumatized. You know, I met one of my first gag hags and gag hags.
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Hold on, hold on, hold on, hold on, hold on, hold on, hold on, hold on, real quick. I have an idea of what a gag hag is, but please. A chuckle fucker.
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A chuckle fucker. ah A lot lizard, as they say. no, some women just laugh and then come.
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Yeah, I get to this chick's house and like she was, I don't know what made her feel that comfortable with me because most of the time I'm in some weird onesie.
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So she was, that was already a fucking red flag right there, I guess. But, you know, um I'm at her house and she got the door open to her bathroom and like she's sitting on the toilet and she pulls up, the you know, the fucking flower pots that you water like your flowers with the old school ones. um water a can a Water can. Yeah. Like the ones Nana got in the backyard, like the metal one.
00:27:47
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She picks one up from the side of her toilet like she was ready and she's fucking watering the punani down. she's. Water makes the grass grow. Yeah, she's watering the garden for you.
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Like, it it was like ah a homemade bidet, like a poor man bidet or whatever the fuck. She was getting wet for you. Look, whatever it was, I mean, ah it was it was just odd to me.
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i Mike thought it was most... Yeah, yeah, of course he did. Come on now, no wrong are with you? Are you serious? I washed your water and pussy, motherfucker. You don't want to make sure because some guys are like, don't what that crazy bitch was doing and just snuck out the bedroom
Cutthroat Comedy Scene
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window or something. No, no, no.
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That's an adventure for this guy. Yeah, yeah. no go yeah let's see what this goes The only thing I don't get into is poo play. No, no, poo play not not giving not taking no,
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but seriously if you bring poops and peas in the bedroom you're a monster you don't belong public state oh no no know i knew chicks who wanted to be pee on while they fucking play would do so but we had to compromise i was like bitch we had unit that ambassador
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put down a tar That's some Alabama shit. You know hard it is to piss on somebody with a heart on? No, I don't. like Dude, that's concentration. That's concentration right there. we don't We don't kink shame on the nonsensical network.
00:29:23
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That's the only one. Poops and pees in the bedroom. Absolute atrocity. You never have a chick come and shart on your balls at the same time? what What?
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I didn't think I told you that. ah I can't believe... Oh, is that a story? Now we got to go ahead and talk about it. Yeah. So, speaking of stories... Golden Shower.
00:29:51
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Seems like tomorrow... Anyways, after I got sidetracked off your question... oh like Like Mikey was saying, you a lot of people, um I've met a lot of comedians that tell me that you know it's their dream to be this comedian and they've been doing this for 20 years.
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Or you know I've had people brag to me about who they've been on stage with or where they've been or whatever. And you know how they're the... Bill Squire, Pauly Short.
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There's a... yeah I'm fucking... I do this as a hobby. You know, do this to get the fuck out the house. I mean, it's not my big... And I'm at the same place where a lot of these people have been doing this shit for fucking years years and years. Because a lot of these people don't travel.
00:30:37
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Traveling is how you get good, how you really know who your stuff works. You can write for your area, you know what mean? There's no such thing as a 100% joke. Suck it. Suck it's a killer here.
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West of the fucking Rockies? Nope. Nope, nope, nope, nope. Suck it will not work. And I'm not going to tell it. That's one of my shotguns in the barrel.
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Yeah. There's no such thing as I'm saying. It's a terrible joke. That's that's why I won't tell it. Oh, It's a killer. See, I don't tell jokes really. I tell stories from my life. I find myself a professional idiot.
00:31:14
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I've made a career out of bad decisions. I had a lot of fun doing it, too. I made a hobby out of bad decisions.
00:31:24
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Marco Marco it took me all of 30 seconds of you talking to grill I go this guy's made a lot of really bad decisions, but I bet he's got a hell a lot of good stories to share I got material Well of most of my shows and my stories they're 98% true ah yeah well most of most of my shows and my storage they're ninety eight percent true Mostly true stories. It was 98%. Comedic exaggerations allowed. It was artistic license.
00:31:55
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I got a story about a dog licking my ass. I got a story. So does Seth Rogen. Yeah, i heard I heard about that. But I bet you it wasn't a dachshund. And I bet you the dog still ain't alive.
00:32:07
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good And his best friend. Or dog the nose. he that cat piss in the pocket
00:32:19
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Hit that like button, smash that subscribe, and kindly bang the bell. Woo! Big Blaze, my co-host on Friday nights. But in real life, you know, im volunteer at animal shelter, so.
00:32:32
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Marco, I try to even out the fucking, uh, the evils. Not evils. Adventures. For as wild as Marco is, in all sincerity, one of the kindest human beings you'll ever know.
00:32:43
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He'll give to Shiroff his back. This dude is like on a spot. and i called you he sort and maybe maybe you thats you Charities for animals.
00:32:57
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We did cancer charity the other twice. We've done several charities. Yeah, Margo's a giver. He's a good dude, man. A real a real Kind hearted person. Oh, Joe cross me wrapped in a shitty package. yeah but his grave mike The fucking cock with a heart of gold.
00:33:16
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I am the golden cock. He's got golden cock. I told you I was bringing good people.
00:33:28
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You would love this motherfucker in real life. He'll be at the wedding. Oh, ah you know how Arliss is officiating your wedding? He just reached out to me and asked me if I could MC that for him.
00:33:43
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He knows better. the flash of jack at you and The flower girl can't be the MC. but what do i she'le I think we're going to do that. No kids at the reception, but you can be our flower girl.
00:33:56
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Marco, it's a black box dress dress in the in the white fucking unicorn outfit. I'm wearing real clothes. You're getting turned away at the door. Marco, say that makes me want to show up even more, but have it go live.
00:34:09
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but mike but i can double i can I can double as not only the flower girl, but I can also be security if you need me to, Michael. he's my My light work here. yeah Blaze asked me ah the other day, what's the dress code for the wedding?
00:34:24
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And I said, you know, well business fuckable.
00:34:29
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Well, then I can come in a unicorn outfit. What the fuck is wrong with you? You have to wear a suit. So come as Batman. You don't have to wear a suit. you don't even have to wear a jacket. I told him, just don't show up in cargo shorts and flip-flops.
00:34:43
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Nobody wants to see the toes. i'm excited to wear a suit dude i love a reason to wear a suit i look good in a suit i feel good in a suit and then you put that good cologne on oh sex murder dude it sounds like a manza warehouse commercial a little bit feel good men's warehouse you're on the like the way you look menswear
00:35:09
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yeah He's not closeted every day. He's not closeted. He is very out. I'm from the hood. We don't have closets. Don't just spend bedrooms. ah Tyler, so I know Michael's a storyteller, and obviously Marco over here, he's a bit of a storyteller. Are you a storyteller, or do you actually sit down and and and and write?
00:35:35
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What's that?
00:35:38
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uh so i i have my jokey jokes i i am definitely a one-liner comic but the way that i do one-liners it's set up as a story i have like theme sets so it goes through you know my dating history or i'm just sitting there ah so i'll give you one of the jokes that i wrote i wrote i was sitting there ah in In the salad years and eat my poverty dinner, which was hot dogs and hot dogs.
00:36:16
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You know? Eat this yisher dinner. Yeah, I was eating hot dogs. Definitely yisher dinner. But I opened up, the i went to get the bag out, and I saw that wasn't zipped up all the way.
00:36:30
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And then I thought to myself, oh my gosh, are they still going to be good, right? and then i'm like they're pork's anuses right and then i was thinking about like that would be a good freaking joke
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00:36:41
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so i thought about like who would be the most offended that they were pork butts so then the joke became i was at work and this girl started bringing packages of hot dogs every day to eat during the week you know and uh One day she notices she didn't zip up the bag all the way and she's like, oh no, do you think they're so good? I said, yeah, they're pork's anuses. I'm sure it's fine.
00:37:09
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She said, no, these are beef brats. I said, okay, cow anuses. Fuck it. And she's like, oh, my God, do you really think they're pork anuses? And like, yeah, do you know how much steak is? They're not going ahead and using the choices meat to put into intestine for you, right? And she flipped the heck out. And I was like, women, dude, completely fine with stuffing meat ah wieners in their mouth.
00:37:36
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But once you ask them to eat some ass, they get all fruity. know like i got not girls easy days And then like I also got stuff that's made in real life and then stuff that is just me fantasizing about the craziest thing I can fantasize about.
00:37:56
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And the thing is, is people always think the crazy jokes are obviously not true. And the true ones are actually the ones that i the The made-up ones are actually the ones that sound more mundane. you know i need to go ahead and fake being like a regular person. you know I can be exaggerated just in my natural state.
00:38:21
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but just
00:38:24
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It's funny she says that because I ate a banana before the show.
00:38:31
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What did I have before? had pizza. Taco Bell. I was craving Taco Bell. Taco Bell is my stuff, dude.
00:38:43
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it's It's the greatest Mexican food on the planet. You know, I tell you what, my 2024 really sucked, dude. The closest I got to hearing an orgasm was putting a straw into a Baja blast.
00:38:57
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Ha, ha, ha. um of That was terrible. ah I love that joke.
00:39:15
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Good to see you, It's not a hidden secret enjoyment at this point, Jedi. It's all right. It's out there. It is what it is at the end of the day. She's not putting my business out there.
00:39:28
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neil Is that what you're saying? No, the foul-shaped food. Most guys' sit secret hidden enjoyment. Oh, oh, oh. My corn dogs are pretty dope.
00:39:40
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I love sausage. Kielbasa is fantastic. Hot sausage. You make me a sausage. I feel like I'm surrounded by a bunch of people like sausage. No shit. I love putting flicks meat in my mouth and I visit them in person.
00:39:54
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Well, I mean, I just... Once he had my meat in his mouth, he couldn't stop talking about how great it was when he was there. Ain't no lie. Yum meat.
00:40:05
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Happy Pride Month, everybody. Happy Pride Month. The secret's out. It's no big deal.
00:40:15
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Oh, my God. Okay. So i want I want to ask you guys, and and I know Michael feels ways about this. So let's let's get real for a minute because I do want to hear some stories because obviously you guys have traveled and done some stuff together.
00:40:28
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Is this that grenade we're talking about? You tossing grenade now? Just watch and see. So I've had some experience with with stand-up comedians, and I was shocked by it.
00:40:40
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Because i learned I learned one thing real quick and in a hurry. Now, I'm not going to say you three in general, but the ones that I had, and this was a whole mess of bunch of oversensitive crybaby prima donna jerk-offs.
00:40:56
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yeah The comedy stand-up scene for you guys, because I always ask this question or my when I have musicians on here, and I've been really surprised that the music community, is from what they've said, is amazing.
00:41:09
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They really get behind each other. They really support each other. a second that. if ah If a drummer's sick and another band's playing close by and their drummer's available, he's like, yo, I got you guys, or vice versa. I've talked to guys that have filled in for other bands because their singer couldn't make a show or was sick or had some family stuff.
00:41:26
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But I learned on a visit on to Tampa that, and I thought maybe it's just Tampa. So I'm curious to get your guys' input. Comedians, y'all are some cutthroat motherfuckers and will step on your granny's fucking uterus to get ahead.
00:41:43
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A lot of them. i ah the way I've met a lot, a whole lot there' lot. So in your guys' experience, yeah, I would love to hear what you guys have seen and and and kind of been through.
00:41:55
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Oh, I've been through a lot. Oh, i've i've I've been through quite a bit. Tell the story, Tyler. It's worth it. Tell the story. Or don't. It's up to you. I come from Pittsburgh, and Pittsburgh's comedy the scene is a lot of open mics with 50 people on them every night.
00:42:14
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ah Yes, there's an open mic every night. There's five of them every night. But 50 comics on all of them. There's two clubs. One of them is like a social justice warrior place, which is fine, which is fine.
00:42:30
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But if you go ahead and say one wrong thing to everyone who's okay there... then you're like never going to get in anywhere. ah There's a lot of it's just shows where you're passing 20 bucks back and forth.
00:42:44
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And the only actual club in Pittsburgh is the improv, which is pulling people in that are nationally touring artists. artists so it gets very cutthroat uh people have delusions of grandeur everybody thinks they're bigger than what they are lack of self-awareness yeah and what happens is is when they're not getting something that you're getting because they think they're better than you Then they will go ahead and cut you down, destroy you and say whatever they need to. They'll steal your jokes.
00:43:16
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They will go ahead and act like you stole their jokes. And it comes down to a point where I had somebody I i just started. COVID was happening. I wasn't getting many shows anymore, but somebody gave me a spot.
00:43:30
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They wanted me to put together a show. I went ahead and put together a bunch of people that were always nice to me and I had no problem with. And one of the dudes, I was giving him a chance. I didn't think he was ah all that great.
00:43:47
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He went ahead and talked shit on all types of different promoters at a party I was at. And I said, if I get a chance, I'm going to let that dude do that to me. I'll put him on a show. i put him on the show all of a sudden he's walking off the show telling me that he doesn't want to be on it and it's like the day before the show and i said can you find somebody to replace you because it's the last like it's tomorrow and he's like no i said no you can't leave it's tomorrow and he's like well too bad i won't be there i'm like well can you go ahead and find somebody else and he's like no go fuck yourself right
00:44:24
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so yeah ah day goes on the The day goes on, right? And I hadn't changed the flyer yet.
00:44:35
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His face was still on the flyer. I get home from my job, my day job, and he's all on Facebook saying, hey, if a comic didn't take your photo off of the flyer, is that some bullshit for you to go ahead and have a thing about?
00:44:53
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And I went and private messaged him. I'm like, dude, why are you being such a bitch about this? Right. He flips out on me, gives me a whole fucking spiel about how I'm terrible, how I'm not shit. I will never be shit. Just shitting on me left, right and center. I went and deleted the message, blocked him, got him off my shit.
00:45:14
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The next day, like the next week after the show, i ah I had a graduation show for a comedy ah the class I was doing.
00:45:25
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And all of a sudden, it was like the best show that I ever had, too, at that point. Like, I was just starting out. I murdered the crowd. My jokes were hitting and I was on cloud nine.
00:45:38
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Honestly, I was having a great time. ah walk out of the club. One of the comics says, Hey man, you should stay for the open mic. You need to stay for the open mic. Pressuring me to go ahead and stay. I said, nah, man.
00:45:50
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I'm good. Me and mom are ready to go. So mom went ahead, paid for her drinks. We were about to leave. This kid that was going ahead and talking shit on me is like, hey, man, what the fuck is up? I said, dude, you were being just as disrespectful to me as I was to you. And i like that's what it is.
00:46:12
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And he goes ahead and he starts talking all types of shit. I should have known it was going to be a problem when he walked up to me without his glasses on, but he goes ahead and squares up on me. So I go ahead and put my hands up to block them. Right.
00:46:24
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And then he goes out puts his hands down. Right. And then so I went ahead and disarm and then he just goes ahead and starts punching me in the face repeatedly. Right. And all of a sudden, i went from having the best time of my life, having a great time, to never feeling comfortable in the Pittsburgh scene for about three years.
00:46:46
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I'm still not comfortable in the Pittsburgh scene. ah It's so cutthroat. It's so annoying. People will go ahead and just sit on you for no reason and backstab you. And that's why I started doing comedy out there.
00:47:03
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Copenhaver's way again. I rolled my ankle at a concert finding myself on the wrong side of a mosh pit after 30. and totally ruined my ankle was up for about two months and that whole two months i was just thinking like dude i can't do comedy anymore it's not working out i don't feel the way that i used to about it anymore and it just got to a point where after being up for three months i was i in two months i i just didn't think i needed it anymore you know i could do it and you told me a lot of times what did tell you
00:47:43
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You know, well, what happened was I just started going ahead and going to the funny farm, you know, and it got me loving it again with all the people like everybody's happy to see me in Ohio.
00:47:55
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Nobody's got shit to talk to about me, you know. if i want to talk comedy with somebody they'll talk comedy with me and it's just like it's a totally different environment and you do have you know terrible comedy scenes they do happen and it is rough you know because the thing is is in a band you have like a group of dudes or chicks or whatever you have a group to roll with you you know what i mean when you're doing comedy most of the time it is just you you're the one making the flyers you're the one making the calls you're the one writing the jokes you're the one up there performing you're the one driving there you're the one doing this that and the other thing and you have to go ahead and be on your fucking shit and if somebody starts stepping to you taking something away from you
00:48:48
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people get real bent out of shape about it you know me i don't have the energy for it dude i i like so don't have the energy to be an asshole and like that's why i just hang out with you know copenhaver we go out have fun we drive to new york have a great time i accidentally have a freaking joint p fly out the window and there's a second there where like in a comedy movie where i'm like how the fuck Time stood still.
00:49:16
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How the fuck do I explain that this just happened? You didn't have to. Marco was like, what the fuck did you just do? didn't fucking join out the window. I didn't tap it.
00:49:27
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I went to go and tap it out. It just went, zoop. It took it out of my hand. 10 seconds here, out the window it goes.
00:49:36
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Yeah, man. so like You just got to find your group. You know what i mean? got to find your hang. Yeah. And if you're thinking about getting into comedy, Like, don't be afraid of it. If people don't like you, that's going to happen. You're going to bomb. If you're killing it every night, you're making the same exact jokes.
00:49:54
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You're walling yourself off and you're not growing as a comic. So it's all part of it. Going through the ups and downs are just something that happens,
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00:50:04
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man. And just remember why you love it for that one time where you and the audience just fucking click.
00:50:11
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And like, you want to have good cries after you get on stage. get off stage because of you know emotional it is sometimes. and See, stepping back and and looking at it from a different perspective than most comedians, I noticed like a lot of a lot of the comedy scene is almost like a cult.
00:50:35
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It's like a witch's cult. And there's a bunch of different ones. And as soon as you don't do something or you go against the fucking cult, they shun the fuck out you. Shit. Yeah. And then, and then if you're associated, like I usually try to keep neutral with everybody, you know, and like you disrespect me, then I'll disrespect you. But you know, i treat everybody accordingly, but ah i've noticed like, you know, just even, even it's even happened to me a few times, you know, just because I'm cool with certain people or I refuse to turn my back on somebody because they did something that you think was wrong.
00:51:12
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You know, then I get kind of blackballed from a few places. I mean, don't get me wrong. I get blackballed from a lot of places just from my mouth. But the most banned comedian I've ever met.
00:51:24
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I'm up there with me and Fred Fred. well He's got like three places you can still tell jokes. and And like the fights that I've ever, like I've i've caused fights. Like I've had people try to come at me on stage. I've had people come at other comedians thinking they were me.
00:51:40
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ah We've been so many shows together, right? One weekend, I'm out of town. Just me out of town. That fucking Struthers blew up. Oh, yeah. yeah there I'm every week. Me and my buddy Will, man, we were always getting adventures there. I loved that place.
00:51:54
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And we killed that spot every single time. It great crowd, great venue. And the one time I don't go, like a race war erupted. Wow. No, it was a race war. It was a gender war. Well, that's a different one then. It's the one Will told me about.
00:52:08
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Well, which one? Because there was one with two chicks, two two black chicks and a baby. That's the baby one. Yeah, the baby one. Oh, that was nothing. That was nothing, dude.
00:52:19
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Wait, hold on a second. A baby? You've got to share this one real quick because I know Michael's got some pent up that he wants to get out about the question I asked, but we got to hear this. Two two two black ladies and a and a baby.
00:52:36
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You'd be surprised how much a baby is at a comedy show. Just saying. I'm doing my set and I'm like, you know, my sets get kind of sketchy sometimes. You know, it's but ah there's new about marco za Here's the thing about Marco Zack.
00:52:51
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He's up there to entertain himself more than anyone else. he know he Very experimental. Very avant-garde, if you want to say. He's just up there doing Marco. He's...
00:53:02
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unique continuum. So I'm dressed, and now mind you, I'm dressed as Piglet. Piglet from Winnie the Pooh. I'm in a fucking Piglet outfit, and I'm doing these jokes.
00:53:15
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And now these two black ladies, and they weren't even ladies. They didn't even look like they were in their 20s. They were sitting at a table with a baby. They were obviously babysitting. Couldn't have belonged to them.
00:53:28
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Drinking beers. So the one comes down and calls me an asshole. The other one's holding the baby. It was like, yeah, I met motherfuckers like you when I was in prison.
00:53:41
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um oh First of all, I'm a dude. Second of all, ah what, what? You met a Puerto Rican dude who got black kids in prison?
00:53:54
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Dude, like, she just looked at me. She was so mad. She went out the wrong door. She... Couple seconds, then like, I'm talking to the crowd. Like, you know, what the fuck's going on?
00:54:08
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She comes back in, so I start heckling her all the way. Dude, fucking great. Fucking great. They wanted to fight me. They wanted to beat up Piglet. But the... so The one that got violent, though...
00:54:24
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was at the same bar it was like two weeks later i said a few jokes or whatever there wasn't what i thought was like a seven foot dude um sitting in the back with the rest of the dudes that were back there but apparently it was a chick dude dude chick i don't know which way to transform or whatever But I didn't take kindly to my jokes and was very, very, like, delayed.
00:54:55
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It was drunk. It was very drunk. Because by the time I got off stage and went in the back, I have a cigarette. The next kid, another local comedian, gets up there. And she goes and attacks him thinking that she's me.
00:55:10
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She jumps over a fucking like this the fucking divider, the wall there. Fucking lunges at this poor dude. The other comedian has grabbed her up.
00:55:23
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He's fucking face to face. There's video. no One of the comedians from Cleveland, Milton Wiley, comes into the back. I'm smoking a cigarette. He's laughing his ever-living ass off.
00:55:37
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Calling me an asshole. Like, what the fuck did I do? Then the comedian Jason Molitorno. She went at him. White kid!
00:55:48
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White kid at that! Super miltow. Like no material at all. He's even telling her, he's like, do you... You do know I'm a different comedian. I'm white.
00:56:00
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I'm white. Look at my hair. I'm sure I like i know his cadence, so I know exactly how he's talking to this lady.
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00:56:10
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like It's not Me, do you understand?
00:56:16
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Underlying terrified. That was a seven foot Sasquatch of a person and she was here. He, whatever it was, was going after everybody.
00:56:28
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So I'm not allowed back to that bar no more.
00:56:35
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I'm sorry you were a check. No rules applied there. it was so fun It was so fun. The last last time I went to a show in Struthers, it was a show in like a breezeway and they like gave out macaroni and cheese, like powdered macaroni and cheese. That's like a food pantry.
00:57:03
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i don't know what was going on there they're like here come do comedy dude ah was that a j show jh was that him you walked into a trap alley probably i i can be kidnapped just as easily as hey i got uh and they gave you subjective jesus i'm followinging you i can be kidnapped just as easily as hey i got a ah Mike over here if you want to come out. you know what i mean We'll go ahead and send a driver to you. I'm like, oh, you got a driver? Yeah, I'll be out there. Yeah, let's do it.
00:57:36
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Next thing you do is tell him I'm on the back of a milk carton.
00:57:41
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and's That's how he's going to become famous. He's going start printing out his own milk carton. Have you seen me? Have you seen this kid? You should. He's coming July 28th.
00:57:52
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That's a good merch idea. That's a good merch idea.
00:57:58
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All right, Michael, I know you're chomping at the bits over there, buddy. Oh, no. yeah I was setting him up for that story. I wasn't there. you ever I was there all the time. We we had a blast there a million times in a row.
00:58:09
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Then suddenly, I'm not there, and shit popped up. One time, I didn't go. You want me to tell you a Copenhagen story? No. That's why I can't run for public office.
00:58:21
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You want me to tell you a Copenhagen story? I wanted to get Michael's input on the on the comic scene. and I won't name names. You don't have to name names.
00:58:33
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No, no, I won't bet. I meant, oh, all right. Here was my biggest surprise about getting into comedy, for real. I expected to find everybody to be like you guys. Hang out, talk shop, you know kick it. I expected all these open mics to end in a Denny's hangout.
00:58:49
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Hell yeah. We're just talking, you know. Nope, everybody's scattered. Most would leave early. And somebody touched on something. People that act like that, like toward Tyler, one of the sweetest kids I've ever met. Dude, good guy, man. He's a good guy.
00:59:04
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I know this kid. That was some bullshit, man. It really makes me angry every time I hear it. I know people. I want to have that kid shot in the face. Yeah. I had a lot of people that felt the same way you did.
00:59:19
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he If he would have gone ahead and come at me again, he would have had a biker gang after him. Yeah. He still should. Give him the fuck weeds. Oh my god. I've never had run-ins with a biker gang too. Some folks fuck with me. like I'm a real nice dude, which means i got a lot of friends, which means you don't know who's going to go ahead and fucking come after you if you go ahead and wrong me.
00:59:41
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but That was just bullshit, man. that sort of fit me out I met so many people, right? Like you were saying, they'll step on anybody to get ahead. But you don't have to. That's the thing.
00:59:53
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There's plenty of room at the top. Just get good. Work on your craft. Don't steal other people's appeal. but There are so many fallacies and fictions about comedy that these other comedians have.
01:00:06
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Like ah there's the seven golden whatever... You just need seven jokes. According to somebody, was um Steve Harvey said that in a book. All you need seven jokes and that's it.
01:00:18
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And you can get that. Really? I've been working my ass off. I've been a tryhard as a motherfucker then. I got way to build a game. He's got a lot more money than us. and he's yeah A lot more success too.
01:00:33
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Well, it's just like Jerry Seinfeld saying that you never wear shorts on stage and now like every comic thinks that it's a hard rule that you have to go ahead and wear pants. I've heard people say that bullshit. That's like a professional from day one.
01:00:46
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My first open mic, I had my jacket on and everything else. My first few Mike's I, I, dressed normal and nobody paid attention and now nobody knows who the fuck I am. If I dress normal, I have to tell them I'm dressed like an illegal. If I dress normal, but a lot of egos, sensitive, sensitive, fragile egos.
01:01:05
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I mean, I've got lots of stories, but I kind of want to tell most of them because it, look, I'm going to tell this one because this deals with Michael's ego um It's my turn. now if He wants to hear my opinion on this. i but but Yeah, but you're on here. Whether you want it or not. let's say It feels directly to what you know cause Mike does. Mike will get his himself hyped up. He's the man when he goes out to a show.
01:01:31
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I roll with him. In his head, he's he's the fucking million dollar man. And we're sitting out back of a show. And he just reminded me of this, too. We're sitting out back of a show getting ready out in Cleveland. There's a All black bar, but it don't matter. You know, comedy is comedy, especially, you know,
01:01:49
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We're sitting back there and he's all sitting cool and he's all Mr. Tough. wow job The biggest pterodactyl bird shit on the back of his head. my ear and shit, dude. This is a true story.
01:02:06
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That was the universe, right? Because then they called him to go up on stage. Like, right the right there. like It wasn't even time to wipe it off. Kind of made me blow it in like it's a gray spot.
01:02:18
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He went on stage with the fucking pterodactyls. And ah for to his credit, he killed it. He got it off his ear. He got it off the ear.
01:02:31
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But I did. There's a super line to that story. I got a joke out of it. Yeah. ah got yeah other partner that too yeah I got I'm bad adventure, man.
01:02:41
Speaker
Fuck yeah. There's a stupid wives tale. Like if the bird shit's on it was lucky. Mm-hmm. That was the third time in my fucking life that's happened to me. None of the the those times that feel lucky all.
01:02:53
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yeah yeah I was lucky that I seen that, dude. That was fucking hilarious. Everybody else was lucky that got to see it happen.
01:03:04
Speaker
Dude, I was like, what the fuck's happened? I thought he threw something on me. What the fuck are you doing? He said, what are you fucking desert? And he's like, I didn't do nothing. he You see something here? It kind of felt like blood.
01:03:16
Speaker
looked weird. Man, I had smeared all over myself, man. Trying to figure out what it was. Fuck! It was in my hair. I don't know what the fuck kind of birds they got flying over Cleveland or whatever the fuck.
01:03:29
Speaker
This is a mutant bird. It was like there's three or four birds worth of shit in one shit. Or they just didn't like his cockiness, so they just kept dying, palming him. We're going to hit him all at once.
01:03:42
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it was the day after uh bird thanksgiving dude it was something that would appeal to paint off the b-side and coventry yeah that was b-side i'll never forget that yeah now it's that day all oh he was heated but but copenaver copenaver can go ahead and get himself up in a fuss, man.
01:04:10
Speaker
like I've seen Kopenhauer hit himself in such a fuss before. I can't imagine with him with burn shit on his fucking ear. I'm an animated guy. I got passion, man. I got passion. You got shit on that. I sure did and um That or youre or you're you're autistic and you have Tourette's?
01:04:31
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Oh, shit. the That was a fucking great moment. For you. no But yeah, I did get a little bit of material out of it. One stupid story.
01:04:43
Speaker
But that's what I do. I just tell stories of my life. but um I was going somewhere. Cut me off. Son of bitch. You were talking about the people in the comments. So people got to step all over other people.
01:04:55
Speaker
And it's not like that. And I've been in those scenes. And I'm not liked in those scenes. And then I'm fine with that. So what I decided to do was build the comedy scene I want to be a part of.
01:05:08
Speaker
People that come and work with me don't work for me, they work with me. It's a partnership. I bring these guys out, I pay them to do what they do ah well compared to everybody else.
01:05:18
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That's a fact. And the crowds get a good show, the owner gets a good crowd, and we get to come back. It's a symbol. I don't dump anybody.
01:05:31
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That's what I was afraid of. This motherfucker is creepy. Two things real quick, Michael.
01:05:44
Speaker
For you to say he's creepy speaks volumes because you said...
01:05:57
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choice three thirty a m photos once in a while Yeah, but you know what? He won't accept anything I send him.
01:06:08
Speaker
If Marco sends me something, I just send him. I'm not opening that. Yeah, they never, never quit doing that shit like five years ago. I opened your mouth on mushrooms. clean Oh, yeah. yeah But what you were saying what's what's you're saying, Michael, speaks volumes because it's kind of what I've been doing here.
01:06:27
Speaker
You're creating that community and there's people that you want to be involved with, that you want to work with, that you want to collaborate with and create something good. you know Upstanding people that respect others.
01:06:38
Speaker
That's all it's about. many You don't slap each other in the back. Yeah, exactly. like that These guys are like
Camaraderie Among Comedians
01:06:44
Speaker
family to me, man. I'd do anything to them and they'd do anything to me, I think. Except anal.
01:06:52
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Me love, me love. I won't do that.
01:06:56
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You got to try it. You got to try anything at least once. Don't be shy, Marco. I've had a colonoscopy. I noticed like that shit stuffed in my ass. I'm good.
01:07:08
Speaker
I'm 48 fucking years old. um I'm good. My finger's all right. That's just love. No, the finger is not all right, especially from a hood bitch with a razor blade fingernail. Oh, dude, see, that's ridiculous. If you got nails on there, there is no way you're getting that thing in there. You never watch porno's just got nails that long. Dude, it'll take a fucking hemorrhoid right off your fucking... your speaker Well, you know what? I might actually need that service. So, you know, actually do... Go go find you a hood chick. i'm sorry you know
01:07:41
Speaker
Especially a white girl with the braided hair. ah white girl with a weave. Yep. It's not gay if it's with a woman. That's obviously straight. Come on now. I don't give fuck. Oh, I'm not going to comment. going ahead and talking to the comments over here.
01:07:58
Speaker
but that's a that's the chatterbox they're a pretty lively bunch they get out of control sometimes but we love them around here oh yeah i i've been looking at them every once in a while and get talking to tolerance i think become nice show what was good they're the main show yeah no nobody wants to be butthole fingers by freddy krueger not freddy krueger i don't know but maybe like uh adriana chet chick or something you know that might be about it you know I don't want anything near my butthole from anybody. Yeah, I'm good. I'm good. Toilet paper. I want a decent toilet paper. Hey, man, it's been a long time since I've how any of anything. So, you know, just, you know, ah girl a girl touched me right on the shoulder.
01:08:42
Speaker
I got laid last night. There hasn't been good Coke around in fucking years. but How'd we get on Coke?
01:08:53
Speaker
ah somebody Somebody said that the hood girls have Coke now. cook Coke, yeah, dude. but so You fuck around and get a fentanyl nail these days and you're OD through your butt hole. Fentanyl nail. Oh, no. That ain't what you want.
01:09:10
Speaker
That's not what you want. So i want take a real quick I want to take a real quick break, guys. so When we come back, I'd love to hear some stories. you know Obviously, you guys You guys have been on the road. I know Michael's been on the road.
01:09:21
Speaker
you know He's been everywhere. i would love to, whatever you guys want to share, whatever stories you want to share. We'll dish on each other. about tail Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. want to hear all the dirt.
01:09:34
Speaker
As my daughter says, give me the tea. Give me and the tea. She pops in. She comes barging through my bedroom like, I gotta tell you. I gotta spill the tea. I'm like,
01:09:48
Speaker
um I'm not a 19-year-old girl. I don't care. You got Yeah, sweet. Yeah. Yeah, sweet. Sometimes it's just nice to listen to it. You know, that's how you get some material sometimes, man.
01:10:00
Speaker
No, no. I lose brain cells every time i listen to one of my kids talk. i don't give a i love my I love my kids, but yeah, I'm with Marco there. Sometimes when she starts talking, I'm just, I can literally hear my brain cells unalive themselves.
01:10:14
Speaker
One at a time. You want to go, what? Yeah. Why does this shit exist? Don't. That's the man You don't want me having kids. meet at My offspring, dude. wo Yeah, we definitely don't want that. challenge Don't multiply.
01:10:33
Speaker
I'm telling you. Living in a birth control lifestyle, bud. Tell me about it. but and yeah So we're going to take a real quick break.
01:10:43
Speaker
We're going to come back. We're going hang out with the guys a little bit more. What up, Arliss? I some music here. Brand new music. man I got some.
01:10:55
Speaker
but What did you ask? Do I have what? Folsom Arliss. Something that was. I don't know if I have anything in here still. You got to load in Folsom Prison, man.
01:11:06
Speaker
I'll have to load it in and have it locked and loaded another time. Big ups to Arliss. Yeah, I've had to remove so much stuff to slide in new music for the show I did last week. so ah Request from The Godfather. Leave that one in the playlist.
01:11:27
Speaker
I don't know who The Godfather is or what that's supposed to mean. think Copenhagen, that's his narcissism. He's got a break already. this guy. I got brand new music from our boys over at Kissing Lilith.
01:11:41
Speaker
Hopefully I'll be seeing them. Well, maybe Blaze will be with me. Maybe Blaze and I, they're going down in Columbus. When the fuck are they down? They're good. Yeah. ah yeah But going to be down in Columbus here soon.
01:11:53
Speaker
don't remember the exact dates, but I know I'm going to be there. Maybe Blaze is going to be there. But this is one of their newest songs with Kiss Me, and Kill Me. and We'll be back here in a few minutes with Michael, Marco, and that fucking kid from Pittsburgh.
01:12:07
Speaker
like Mike, Mark, and the ginger. The ice cream expert as well. That's what my tag is. Everybody else had tags. I wanted to have a tag as well. Nice. There you go. So we'll be back here in just a few minutes. Enjoy a little kiss and will it.
01:12:22
Speaker
I can feel it crashing. Maybe you're the problem. I don't know what to do. I can feel it crashing. Maybe you're the problem. I don't know what to do.
01:12:59
Speaker
I feel the love, I hesitate Hold my breath through the mental earthquake I'm waiting for my heart
01:13:09
Speaker
If it's just great, we'd step until the ground breaks Maybe life's safer in the dark I can see it, can feel it Everything in palm of my hand Like a siren calling to me I feel so good I can take it, stand away, sit Please don't wake me if I'm dreaming Self-destruct
01:14:13
Speaker
That I crave this, don't deserve this Success and happiness If you ask me, will promise Everything's fine I am trying, more than trying Trying's more than just surviving I'm defining, that I'm trying to Cross that line can see it, can feel it Everything's slipping out of my head Crucify me, please deny me I feel the love
01:14:42
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That's because I'm falling
01:16:41
Speaker
but wild dude Yeah, they're good I like them. Yeah, theyre they're like a disturbed type of situation dude. They were good they oh glick ah fair amount a bunch could be Yeah, so far my favorite one new from you cal like where wherege sent awesome tune
01:17:03
Speaker
yeah sorry i'm about first No, you're good. Kissing Lilith. That's the band that was just playing. They're everywhere. Just type in the old Google box. Kissing Lilith. um I think Tarantula, I think you're right. I think I did say the 28th. I can't remember what month that is.
01:17:20
Speaker
Maybe, I don't know. It's an outdoor event, music festival, so I'm going try my damnedest to be there. But welcome back to more One Night. Maybe One Night Only. Maybe we'll do it again down the road, but it's Glick's House of Comedy tonight.
01:17:33
Speaker
I can tell you're having a great time. We're going to this again. oh absolutely dude i i you know you know i'll i'll let you guys a little little little bts as the kids say uh you spill this house of music might just i'm spilling the tea glicks house of music uh may go full bore uh full-on entertainment whether it be uh music comedy actors whatever uh in the entertainment world man why wall yourself off so We'll see what happens. Cause I enjoy doing this shit. I have a lot of fun meeting all kinds of fun, new people and hanging out with them. And not only that, but I will say through Glick's house of music, I've made some really cool friendships.
01:18:14
Speaker
Um, I'm going to try to avoid Marco if I'm ever up in the big city of Champion. It's going be hard to do. going to bring Marco to Newark. We're going to do a show in your town one of these days.
01:18:25
Speaker
There you go. Blaze, if you got your ears on from just some of the stories I've heard from Marco, going to need one of them mop four suits when he's around. I'm going to need your help, buddy.
01:18:36
Speaker
hung with Blaze for a little while. New Blaze is mine for a quick minute. i think it wasn but I think it was maybe. I i don't know. I got to look it up. i But Glick's House of Entertainment has a nice ring.
01:18:50
Speaker
Sounds like um like an adult entertainment facility. There's obviously some strippers. We don't know what time they're on.
01:19:01
Speaker
yeah Could be some strippers. Could be donkey shows. We don't know. Nonetheless. We do not know. it's just it just says whatever happens happens It just says entertainment. Whatever happens, happens. Please sign these NDAs.
01:19:19
Speaker
Everybody has to sign an NDA like a Diddy party.
01:19:24
Speaker
Bring your own baby oil. Dude, that story is getting so crazy. I don't know if Diddy did it or Diddy didn't. You know? It's like there's so much else. Diddy did it. but Do what Diddy did he, done did he do.
01:19:40
Speaker
He did. He did it all. He done did it. Dun-didded it. ah But anyways, welcome back. We got Michael Copenheimer. You guys know him. We got Marco in the building.
01:19:52
Speaker
And we got snotty Tyler Snotgrass hanging out with us. Thank you guys again. Thank you, Michael, for putting this together. You threw it out there. and These guys deserve some spotlight. I got a bunch of other friends you should be.
01:20:04
Speaker
No, just me. Me and Marco. Bring them on. Me and Marco.
Road Stories and Audience Engagement
01:20:10
Speaker
That's my lesson. Bring them on, Bring them on. But... Before we went to break, ah with with all of us, it really is adult entertainment. yeah da so The comment section is killing it tonight.
01:20:22
Speaker
Good job, guys. Thanks for watching. They're always killing it, man. They're always on fire. And but and Lazy Jedi is in there with his hashtags. he's ah He's a fucking hashtag wizard. I think that might be my favorite one so far. Hashtag Tonki Stripper Show.
01:20:37
Speaker
orient Starring Mr. Man. Before we check our took took our little break, I wanted to get some stories out of you guys. Jesus Christ, already in an hour and a half. Fuck my life. I wanted to get some stories out of you guys from some road stories.
01:20:51
Speaker
and Nothing's going to implicate you. Or I don't give a damn. I don't know what statute of limitation on some of the weird things you guys have done. our but But I know you guys got to have some stories to share. uh i'm gonna spill some tea so the three of us would go up to new york we up to new new york due to do a competition uh it was well what the uh nobody planned to win crab thing okay gotta bring your people for it and um snotty we pick him up take him with us ah he refuses to drive any part of the way
01:21:27
Speaker
only there in the holy yeah yeah i mean i was inside attack nobody else trade off nodding off this is this one of us slept like a baby the entire time i did i never wanted to throw you out of a car before but that day we both wanted to kill his ass and he was like motherfucker wake up and drive we're gonna kill us it's not as tall and lanky so there's legs and arms everywhere everywhere it's everywhere I am ah i'm a backseat queen, man.
01:22:00
Speaker
yeah You know, everybody says pastor's queen, pastor's princess. Nah, dude, I am a backseat queen. I am splayed out. I am laid out, dude. He threw the joint out the window. that Yeah, that was just so weird.
01:22:15
Speaker
I know. I have no redeeming qualities at all. told you, Barstow Control lifestyle. Cardi-style like my little girl.
01:22:24
Speaker
It sounds like you're on the verge of getting beat up by these two guys, Tyler. Maybe you're an unthinkable person. ever Maybe you are an asshole. They called me somebody for a reason.
01:22:37
Speaker
what ah what but I was just making him ride in the trunk from now on. Just put him in the trunk of the car. what him um I said backseat princess. I didn't say how far back. That's fine too, dude.
01:22:50
Speaker
One of my most memorable moments about COVID Abram had him. I know. I think we were coming from Charlotte. um We just, we did a haul there and a haul back. We just like a turn and burn.
01:23:03
Speaker
And we're on our way back and we pull He's like, man, I got fucking take a piss. I got to fucking take a piss. I'm like, dude, just pull it everywhere we were at. Everything was lit up. I think that was coming back from Kentucky. Some fucking where everything was lit up.
01:23:19
Speaker
I don't give a fuck. If I got to take a piss, you watch or not, I don't care. I'm driving. Mike's driving. he's like man no no matter where i go he's like fuck give me that that there wasn't even a bottle was a fucking can it was a big uh 18 and a half ounce arizona can oh no did you call the trophy he's hand in the steering wheel and he's monkey digging his can I'm just pressing my pee hole into the hole.
01:23:48
Speaker
Oh, no. Don't do that. That's how you cut it off. Oh, no. And sounds like one of them old school hillbilly roofs. You know, the tin roof with the fucking rain. So I pull out my phone.
01:24:02
Speaker
Oh, my God. You ever see Mike have a fucking meltdown? here I am. Just pissing. Here am. Just pissing. And doesn't just out his phone. Bam. Spotlight. Spotlight. like he meant to pull over in the burger king um used to drive like and i'm recordinging this whole fun turn your crotch into an open mic sta half that piss was on me i'm so fired up fucking motherfucker he finally pulls over in the fucking but he met he he was so distracted like he meant to pull over in the burger cake
01:24:35
Speaker
And he ended up pulling over in a bank right next door to the Burger King. Lights everywhere. He's still pissing in the can. I'm like, dude, I just get out.
01:24:46
Speaker
No lie, I thought Mikey was going to leave me. Because I got out the car and just went and I pissed right there. i didn't give a fuck, though. He's in the fucking can. I'm like, finally, I turned around like,
01:25:00
Speaker
Well, fuck. I mean, and then whatever happens to that. Oh, I'm sorry. um I don't know. Whatever happened to the can. Did you keep the can? Did you ever throw the can out? No, I bronzed it.
01:25:11
Speaker
I bronzed it.
01:25:15
Speaker
I meant that night. Dude, I still got that. He wouldn't do that anyway. He's a garbage person. i got that video still somewhere saved on my laptop. All right.
01:25:28
Speaker
I'm sorry, Kyle. If you want to go, I'm going to skip you. I've got one on Marcos that's nailing me. Now, Marcos, like I said, he's insightful. He's an instigator. he's He's a you. A you. A me? An instigator? Never. likes to throw the gun, turn his back, and walk away.
01:25:47
Speaker
So, i I decided I'm going to turn it around on him. He hates He's Puerto Rican. Hates, hates, hates it. If you fuck him about being Mexican.
01:25:58
Speaker
So we're on a long road trip. We were going somewhere. I can't remember where you were driving. And I said, it was the time you almost killed us in that fucking intersection. It was right after this. Yeah, it's a whole story.
01:26:10
Speaker
So I said to Marco, hey man, can ask you a personal question? Seriously, yeah ask me anything. Do you identify as a Cholo? that He did a mic pissing in a can. He's flailing and starts striking at me. butberggger that Next thing you know, coming with stop sign, oncoming traffic, urban highway or some shit, they're flying.
01:26:34
Speaker
He's looking at me, s swinging and bitching. like, ah yeah I couldn't make words. We were going to die for sure. I'm pointing, I'm pointing, I'm pointing. And he's like, what the fuck is wrong with you? What the fuck? He thinks I have an epileptic foot or some shit.
01:26:49
Speaker
Come on, guys. He blew through the stop sign. blew through the stop sign. This car's coming fast. At the last second, I'm like, I shove his face. Look!
01:27:00
Speaker
Slams on the brakes. The people went and the other berm did not hit us. Oh, shit. just
Life Experiences in Comedy
01:27:08
Speaker
I fucked with them and it almost cost us our lives. We're drivers. Word to the wise, kids. Don't call Puerto Ricans Mexicans while they're driving.
01:27:18
Speaker
That's my favorite Marco story. We're going to Ohio. I don't know what. I just pushed, pushed, I'm point, point. I could not make words. You know what ended up coming out of his mouth?
01:27:29
Speaker
Settle down. He said settle down. That's right. I'll never fucking forget that. use because it would just I forgot. I was saying words. Settle down, settle down. That's right.
01:27:42
Speaker
That's just true, man. And that's what's funny. You tell the stories and they're funny. And we actually live that shit. And moments like this, we can corroborate them, are gold.
01:27:53
Speaker
I don't know that's as much comedy as it is doing comedy with Copenhagen because I have a Copenhagen story. and we So going back to that birthday party, we had to go somewhere else. ah we do we go to We go to this...
01:28:10
Speaker
this RLIS show, right? and before you know it, you know, we're 47 picklebacks in uh cowboys about to drive us and uh we're all of a sudden up at this random house none of the lights work in there it was dark as fuck we're using flashlights and shit this house i don't know where the fuck we are and then we go the casino and we sit in the parking lot for two hours Two hours, Tyler, really?
01:28:43
Speaker
yeah It was full-on two hours. Then we could finally get inside of this casino, and Michael Copenhaver's like, we're going to win some big money. He didn't. um um I sitting like,
01:29:00
Speaker
I'm hoping that the bar is open and we get there and the dude is like cleaning up the bar and everything like it just closed so we sat in the parking lot for two hours while I could gotten shit-faced while they're at the bar Michael Copenheimer's like why don't you just go ahead and gamble I'm like no if I'm gonna waste money it's gonna be on getting drunk not on gambling yeah So wait a minute, wait a minute, wait a minute. If we got distracted, because i feel like I just got implicated or I'm an accessory now.
01:29:34
Speaker
Sounds like you guys got hammered and you did a break in and entering and took whatever fucking stole out of the house. I needed gambling money. I don't even know what we were actually doing there for sure. don't know if I'm allowed to talk about what we were doing there.
01:29:51
Speaker
holy fully there And that's what I mean. Like when I told told you guys earlier, comedy is just as much punk rock, sex drugs and rock and roll you know as anything else is dude because you get into some shit you know the shit is what gives you stories the stories are what become your material on stage man you know you'd be surprised one of the next ones i'll bring out my buddy will and we'll tell you some a wild stories oh will will and i had some wild adventures
01:30:23
Speaker
will will be a good show for you i trust i i promise you that yeah yeah i just see some with too i mean as of right now the the the bar is set pretty low so oh there you go always up always love yeah i think uh what what tramps was talking about uh um For me, Tom Segura put it best.
01:30:53
Speaker
Tom Segura put it best. He said, up comedy a comedian, their job is to live their life and then report on it. yeah yeah Not every comedian does that, and that's fine. I just i've found that when I first started, I was writing material.
01:31:07
Speaker
And then my buddy G fu says, hey, man, remember the story? Remember the story? starts reminding me about the dumb shit I did. Tell that story. Tell that story. And that was a game changer for me. Once I stopped writing and just started telling my tales.
01:31:23
Speaker
I used to tell everybody when I started, like, you know, um I just like say fuck you to everybody because you're laughing out my life.
01:31:34
Speaker
We all are. There you
01:31:38
Speaker
we're laughing We're laughing with you, Marco. Not at you. Or are we laughing at you? I don't know. That's a sharp cat, man. I like Jedi. Dylan Michael's bogus adventure.
01:31:49
Speaker
Jedi's the man. I love that guy. Jedi's my dude. Turn all that negative into funny. yeah
01:31:56
Speaker
Back to this one. I had a hard time talking about my dad on stage for the longest time. And then I turned some of the most negative moments... nearest death and shit into great material it kills and it's real all real and uh that's why i say i wish i was joking
01:32:16
Speaker
i i talk about my shitty mom on stage all the time i don't have shitty mom but what i do like to do is when i bring her up and people start cheering say don't cheer for her she's a racist she hates it when i say that
01:32:31
Speaker
is there's here's a story that kind of it was a Copenhagen inspired but it actually deal with Copenhagen mom we were we did a podcast and I was talking about the sex machine that was that and and this store that i was at and You know, we're talking about it and shit. And I told Mike, you you keep fucking with me. I'm going to bring this thing to your show I'm going put it on your mom's table and set it up.
01:33:02
Speaker
and go shut the fuck up. You ain't gonna do this and that. So I went to that store after the show and I went and bought the sex machine. And next day his beautiful mama is sitting there with one of her friends and I pulled this machine out while he's up on the microphone and I started setting this machine.
01:33:23
Speaker
And it was one of the big ones that like suction cups at a fucking table and it had like long dicks on head.
01:33:33
Speaker
She wants an address. ah who Yeah. did Without the suction cups down, it looks like a fucking, like one of them Arnold Schwarzenegger machine gun type deals.
01:33:45
Speaker
Bye. And this is in the middle the bar. Yeah, I know. Mom says, Mom says, that Marco can be so nice. Why is he so vulgar all the time?
01:33:57
Speaker
I hate that. Well, you're his demographic. his demographic.
01:34:06
Speaker
Apparently your mom doesn't know the things you send people at 3 o'clock in the morning, does she? She takes the pictures. Nice. It's a family affair. Yeah, my
01:34:21
Speaker
yeah my mom telling you, Blaze up here. And my mom was in the garage with him. I came out of the cage. Mom, quit harassing my friend. She says, I'm trying to get some. He's a handsome man. Blaze was like, I can't believe she said that shit.
01:34:40
Speaker
Took him by surprise.
01:34:43
Speaker
oh So is Blaze dating your mom now? Blaze on here? is as well. She's single. Yeah. bless michael my Blaze. and take yeah I love that you started doing that.
01:35:03
Speaker
That's a funny story to me. Just knowing Blaze. I would love to have seen his face on this shit happen. He's going to take your inheritance. That's all right. There's not much. He's spending all the time.
01:35:17
Speaker
Unfortunately for Blaze, when that story came about, he didn't quite know me as well as he knows me now. So I think i think he treads a little lighter when he says things.
01:35:29
Speaker
Hang him with me. Hang him with me. you got to be prepared for the unexpected. Always. Ain't that the fucking truth. You want to see a magic trick to your little kids? no for the longest time when uh mike came and picked me up i always asked him if i had to bring my gun with me every time every single time say no marco you don't need gun you sure you're with me you don't need a gun and then you see will sit in the back so you sure i don't need my gun we all gotta go on a show it's always like me michael and marco or you know me and michael going out on shows it's never like me michael and will dude
01:36:08
Speaker
I'm telling you, dude, that would be a freaking fire-ass
Handling Insults and Rivalries
01:36:10
Speaker
show, dude. I've done a lot of killer shows as well. think what Tyler's trying to say, Marco, is that you're not very funny and that you shouldn't go out on the road with him anymore. That will should go.
01:36:20
Speaker
That's not what I said. That's not what I said. That's what I heard, and pretty sure that's what the audience heard as well. so That sounds like that to me. well mar work You measure success by your own rubric, right? you measure You measure your own success.
01:36:35
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I would consider myself a success at life if I can get this kid late at a show. That's my mission. I want to get him late after a show. Who, Marco? I mean, just you. Oh, me? That would be awesome. Why don't you?
01:36:47
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You should try that out. I mean, depending upon where you are, it'll cost you like 20. Depending upon where you are, it'll cost you like 20 bucks.
01:36:59
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prices. Fuck, where are you getting them from? Paying for sex is cheap. If I wanted to pay for sex, I'd be having sex right now. but You don't pay for sex, pay for them to leave.
01:37:11
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Yeah, you're right. yes yes And now you've to pay for their gas both ways. don't know.
01:37:19
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What else do you want to know? God, myself, you know, it's just, you know, I got one. um unlike You guys, guys, what's your most insulting moment in comedy? Like that I said to some, no, no, no, no. no Like that you felt insulted by something. Somebody said to you, um,
01:37:36
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When I was out, like one thing that always stands out to me, and it wasn't so much, I felt, i took it personally, because when I host the show, you know, ah that's my show.
01:37:47
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You know, I know the comedians are on the shows or whatever, but it's ultimately my show. It's my it's my job to make sure the comedians are taken care of. It's my job to to warm up the crowd in between, sure to make sure the fucking crowd is is is quiet and and and, you know, shuts the fuck up.
01:38:06
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I said that I got one. of these yeah Yeah, I know which one you're talking about. my god I bought an elderly couple single handedly. single-handedly but i was I was at this one show in Cleveland Club 17 and it started off with this table full of Puerto Rican chicks that came in.
01:38:25
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And they were just, yeah. They just kept, there they were being loud. Now the comedian that was up, I've only met him online. He came from Missouri.
01:38:35
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He came a long way. He came pressed in the suit. You know, he was there to do his, yeah fashion you know, and these, these women were just the most degrading. At one point they screamed at him, why don't you shut the fuck up and put the music back on.
01:38:52
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all Dude, what we call in the business a shit show. Right. So, you know, he did his set. He kept his composure. He did his set. Dude, i call it when I got back on the mic, I called them three girls everything but a fucking whore.
01:39:07
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Dude, I told everybody in the crowd that the reason why their eyelashes were so long was they were cum catchers. Cum bros. If anybody you wanted a blowjob right the fuck in there, dude, I went off.
01:39:20
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Like I fucking tweaked on them. And then like later on in the night, two more come in like they ended up leaving two more come in and they're being loud in the corner speaking spanish and they didn't realize you know don't let the light skin fool you a um and i stopped the show i walked up to him and i pretty much cussed him out in spanish here was the bar owner and her sister and thought i was like i don't give a fuck who you are we're putting this show on yeah and i mean like you know there was there was uh another instance where it was just a long day and there was nothing i could do to control the whole situation mike like mike said you know uh he was just the situation i was ready to fight with my fists an elderly couple yeah ah they just you know i was uh and this was a benefit for a uh fallen a wounded police officer yeah
01:40:15
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um i was there all day out in the piglet outfit again you know it was bad luck and i was there for over 14 hours and our show took place at the night mike was closing it out and just this this old couple in the back and i just they were right up front dude i i the back was the cop they were right up front yeah yeah i went on after andrew oh And there was just nothing that everything I tried and polite and everything and didn't even fucking get him to fucking leave.
01:40:49
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Mike just totally tweaked on him. He fucking snapped on him. It was just You know, it was the book bad all the way around. Why would you come to a comedy show?
01:41:00
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I mean, I understand everybody gets a buzz. Everybody wants to you know, have fun or whatever. but Why are you going to come to a comedy show and fuck up something that somebody's doing for you? You know, because some people have a decency.
01:41:12
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But here's the thing about that. I consider a win. but When I did that shit. the wounded cop was there laughing his ass off. That was his favorite part of the show.
01:41:25
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Nice. What a first technician. I'm just getting his badge again.
01:41:31
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ah Well, they're both dead now, so. hu But I was wanting like somebody said something to you that made you feel insulted about comedy. over now Yeah, yeah, yeah. I got two stories for both.
01:41:44
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This will be good. I got ah kind a good friend of all of ours. um you know no matter what we used to be pretty tight you know he's still a friend of mine but i just had to back away from him for for a while um he just no matter what i try to help him with no matter what i try to you know guide him through when he asked me for advice he always took it um the opposite direction or whatever that's my answer if you don't need it Yeah, ah but the one thing like, you know, he was putting on the show, it was pretty much in my territory.
01:42:19
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um It was supposed to be my guys' show and he was supposed to be helping out. And pretty much he didn't even but put me on the show or let me know that it was going on. And when I asked him about it, he pretty much...
01:42:33
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He pretty much told me that he was better than me, that I wasn't good enough to be on this show. And it's been over, you know, it's been over like two years that he's been on a mic.
01:42:43
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<unk> I've been the one hitting mics, you know, damn three, four times a week. I do clean sets. I do dirty sets. I do, you know, whatever. You know, cater to my right there.
01:42:54
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We did the cancer benefit together. number one rule clean clean comedy i did i did 45 minutes 15 minutes was no good out of the hour this is his first line when he gets up there look at these people in the back eating a bunch of hot dogs practicing sucking dick the first thing he said that's the true story there was more to it and there was a reason why those people were heckling and being loud and that was the whole yeah yeah and i said hot dogs and just uh uh three people for people three people got up and ran toward them no no no ready to tackle them take the mic away first thing he says a clean shell i can be clean it was it was supposed to be everybody had to do an hour clean set i did 45 i did 50 minutes clean because that wasn't even 10 minutes of telling them people to suck a dick
01:43:45
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But they were mean. It was the first thing you said. Yeah, but they were being fucking rude to everybody else. They were actually. They shut them the fuck up, though, didn't they? Yeah, I'll tell you right now. I don't handle Hevers well either at all.
01:43:58
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And the bad thing was, and Will loves to point this out when he tells the story. two cancer kids that were fucking weird we're yeah a so yeah and we got a story yeah they were probably sitting like so i could i could do fifty minutes ah clean material you know we hit the fifty one four like go bond with that I can be clean. I mean, three people mar charged him. What are you doing?
01:44:34
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It was so funny. know but I think the most insulting I've ever been on the whole comedy thing was, you know, you ain't even... Yeah, you're pretty much saying you're you're better than me.
01:44:47
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Okay. It does that to a lot of people. I mean... For me, most insulting. All right. ah There's a guy. i won't call him out by name, but it rhymes with Chris Harvey.
01:45:00
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Chris Harvey. I will name this name. Fuck that cunt. He thinks he's hot shit in the acro at the time. And I'm doing an opening. get his spot for the first time.
01:45:12
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I've only ever done clean comedy at this point for that competition. Fennie Sandwich Community in Ohio. You have to be clean. So for the first time at the new mic, i heard this guy, friends on Facebook, never met him before.
01:45:23
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Chris Harvey, Chris Harvey. I go up to him and say, how you doing? Nice to meet you, blah, blah, blah. What's the rules for your room? What are you talking about? Like, I only done, you know, funny funny funny stuff.
01:45:35
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Do have to be clean or what? Just say whatever you want. Whatever you want. And I got giddy with excitement. Woohoo, say whatever I want. Just like that. And he said, and I'm quoting here,
01:45:48
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Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. You can't say the N word.
01:45:54
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Talk about an insult. He doesn't even know me. Apparently this face says white power comedy hour to this fucking idiot. And i mean mean I just met him for the very first time. I laid in him. I'm whatever, dude. Just eat your fucking wings.
01:46:07
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Three platters. Platters of wings. This guy I won't name, Chris Harvey. Fat as fuck. Eats three platters of wings. In one sitting. Platters. Not plates.
01:46:18
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Platters. And I just laid in on him. Eat your fucking wings, your fat piece of shit. is it so saving to the mic And did my whole fucking set was, fuck you, Chris Harvey. That's what I won't name.
01:46:30
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And that was some of the most fun I had. He tried to roast me back, failed miserably. That's when I knew I'm doing God's work.
01:46:40
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So that was my biggest insult. White Power Comedy Hour. That really pissed off. To this day, it fires me up just thinking about that. Fuck What was his name? All I did was get in Guide with excitement. Just finally be able to swear and shit. Be me, you know?
01:46:51
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Whoa, whoa, whoa. You can't say the end. No mention of it. Ridiculous. Man, that pissed me off. and Insult. Eat your fucking wings, Chris Harvey.
01:47:02
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You're right. it Suck wings, Chris Harvey. Who we will not name. Fat fuck. it over I hope he says this. Fuck you, Chris Harvey. Want to fight? I'm going to fight you, Chris Harvey. Fuck you, fat fuck.
01:47:15
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Who we will not name, Chris Harvey. I won three platters of wings. that's all right That's true. i'm not No exaggeration. Platters. I'm going to have 70 wings in front of them.
01:47:27
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And they were all gone before that mic started. by the way You couldn't eat them all. and So I don't handle heckers well at all. It is December 23rd, 2021.
01:47:40
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two thousand and twenty one December 23rd, 2021. And we're doing a show at a Cleveland bar. And the dude who's running the show, like the producer of that show, is sitting next to this blonde lady.
01:47:53
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And through everybody's sets, but she's running in her mouth loud to the producer. She's not trying to be quiet. It's fucking everybody sets up. She was being super fucking disrespectful and rude.
01:48:06
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And I looked at my buddy Spike and I'll say, hey man, when I get up there, she's done. I'm ending that shit. he goes, going to do? was like, just watch. True story.
01:48:18
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I get up. It's December 2020, yeah, 2021. twenty twenty yeah twenty twenty months And I'm doing about three minutes in. She's paying attention. She's having fun. And then suddenly she's turning to the dude. I said, excuse me, ma'am, ma'am.
01:48:32
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Do you have children? Yeah, I have children. I don't care about them. I just want you to know. I hope you die on Christmas morning while they're opening their presents. Oh, shit.
01:48:44
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Yeah. I wish you were there were that day to tell me don't say that. I do not do hecklers well, man. I go from zero to fucking nuclear option. There was a nice table. It was all true. It was a nice table of office workers, all ladies having their Christmas party there.
01:49:00
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You could hear a pin drop. they Every mouth was open. Even the dude I'm with, who knows me well, was shocked. He said, I cannot believe you did that. Worked, didn't it? She didn't say another word the rest of the night.
01:49:15
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There you go. yeah that's goodnna that's good I hope she did die on Christmas morning. Fuck that bitch. Yeah, there's kind of a... yeah it ah And that was the last time I ever did a show for that particular producer.
01:49:27
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You're the producer, man. You shut that down. That's bullshit. yeah That's what made me the most mad. Him. But still, shooting one of the sharp. I hate shit. I think it's safe to say Tyler's most most insulted moment was when he got his ass kicked by another comedian.
01:49:43
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Yeah. ah that that And there was this one show, dude. There was a baby in the audience and he just kept heckling me kept heckling me i finally got so ticked off i hold off and punch that baby right in the face dude i'm like you will not cry during my freaking no i'm just kidding the worst one was probably really i thought you were no no yeah the the the worst one was probably me getting uh beaten up outside of a outside of a open mic but uh undeservedly by cunts
01:50:17
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Yeah, but I think one of the worst things somebody could have said to me other than that was i was at a I was at an open mic and this dude is behind me is talking shit, saying I'm a trash comic. I'm a nobody, bubble blah, blah, blah.
01:50:34
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And like the next week he starts going ahead and taking my jokes and doing my fricking setups and fucking screwing up all my jokes. And posted on Facebook. Like I don't dox people, but I'm not keep my mouth shut.
01:50:50
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So I went ahead and posted up on Facebook. I was like, you can either go talk shit on me or steal my jokes. You either
Advice for Aspiring Comedians
01:50:57
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like me or you don't. Which one is it? You know what I mean? Yeah, that's hilarious. That's hilarious.
01:51:03
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Because um there's a lot of joke. but yeah This one I won't name. Seemed like a great guy. Nice. I've got really good information from a solid source.
01:51:14
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When this dude travels out of state or out of town, he's doing everybody's best hits.
01:51:21
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How did you know? I didn't think you guys knew that about me. ah That's hilarious you said that, though, about somebody telling him how unfunny he is to everybody else and trying to use material.
01:51:32
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That same thing happened to me. It's hard to steal my material. The true story, mostly true story. He doesn't like him. He doesn't like him. He's jealous of him. And he's trying to run him down to everyone else because he's a threat to him.
01:51:45
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And that's the thing. I know that Chigga did that to me. i know the feeling and perform with them out in Detroit there's other podcast hosts that are jealous and they like to talk shit so I've been there blow on time let him tell us heck this story he didn't get a heck of story oh tell your heck was story who me yeah oh I mean i the only like we're worse I don't really get hecklers ah my my main focus has always been don't give them an opportunity to be a heckle
01:52:18
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i I tell jokes. I tell them mostly about myself. If anybody is angry, like getting made fun of, it's me, you know, so it's not like I'm directing anything outward. So normally don't have many hecklers.
01:52:33
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You know, there's people that think that they're trying to help out by saying something with your joke, which isn't the same as a heckler. That's just someone having a good time. And the thing is, exactly No, it it depends. good host shuts that down to begin with the show.
01:52:48
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No one's going to listen to any of you. you You do go ahead and tone it down and, you know, you put it to the side and you let it cool off. But like sometimes if you go ahead and like rip that person apart, like they were having a real good freaking time and you just ruin the show for them as well.
01:53:06
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You know, so you got to ahead and put those people down easy, you know, and stuff like that. Yeah. But other than that, like, i don't really have many hecklers. But one of the worst things anybody ever said to me was when I was a DJ, though.
01:53:20
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i was mixing tunes. And this dude's like, what type of music do you mix? And i was like, oh, I mix, like, basic, you know, EDM and stuff like that. Stuff I pull off of Pandora.
01:53:34
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And he's like, oh, so you're a top 40 DJ. That means, like, you play what everybody likes. I'm like, and does that mean you play what people don't like? Right. here know like That's the dumbest theory I've ever heard.
01:53:47
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Looks like we lost the boy. We lost the host. Are the kids free? He'll be back. He'll probably have to reset. Snotty, were you there in PA down at Patsy's where the chick heckled everybody? I can't remember if I was next to me.
01:54:04
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It was one of Huff's shows. um shall not be and there was a a chick she was supposed to be there with her girlfriend to sing and she got hammered and she like even i think she even heckled uh patrick madison off the stage like he was totally stuck dude i told that chick to fucking take her fucking a welfare card and get the goddamn hell out the bar like i just kept snapping on her and like she doesn that bad yeah bad like her friend who came here to sing was in tears because she was embarrassing yeah it was it was ridiculous that place got rough dude like all of a sudden freaking uh i i started seeing outlaw bikers in there and you know that they started walking back to the bathroom and stuff and then like all of a sudden that whole entire freaking show got closed down we haven't been back there since the bikers started rolling that place
01:55:03
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Wow. I had fun Patsy's. yeah I love Patsy's. We don't do Patsy's anymore. Yeah, it was a fun place.
01:55:12
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I had a super, super drunk veteran on a November 11th show, Veterans Day. And i yeah I went ballistic on it.
01:55:25
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I was screaming at a veteran on Veterans Day.
01:55:33
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i didn't feel bad about it i didn't feel bad about it and another reason i did like so the guy who owns the bar it's next to him and not saying something you know he's just incoherent babbling like uh no not having your word pat patrick madison billy madison Right? Talking gibberish. Yeah. but yeah yeah mother yeah And he was just mumbling at everybody.
01:56:03
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So, yeah. I said, hey, man, thanks for your service. Now do everybody here a service. Get the fuck out of here, you dumb mumbling ass. You're making a fool of yourself. And let it go with that. This dude wandered off and slow baked that thing I just said for about 10 minutes.
01:56:19
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Shit you not. Wanders back into the showroom and goes, you're making a fool yourself. You move, boy. Minutes and minutes and minutes later. I'm not even exaggerating.
01:56:30
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mean, way to... Yeah, but... Good comeback. Thank you all night to think that went up, He might have taken it. and a fucking back. No, no. He was shithouse drunk. He was shithouse drunk because it was veterans saying he was getting free drinks everywhere he went. He was in the VFW uniform.
01:56:44
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But Mike's not telling you. VFW. Very fucking wasted. He was missing a leg. He had four Purple Hearts. Fucking part of the back of his head was missing. and He still wears his fucking helmet just to cover it like like ah Joe Dirt.
01:56:59
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Got a soft spot on the peach.
01:57:03
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yeah that me yeah I mean, just because i and this might and I don't mean this to be a dick, but just because you're a veteran in his veterans day does not give you the right to be a cock.
01:57:15
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Again, he was just hammered drunk. He was super hammered drunk. He was blacked out. I'm 100 percent sure he was blacked out. The fact that he still had drinks in his hand was amazing. Who's serving this guy?
01:57:26
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Is he driving? or you Uncle sam yeah ah Uncle Sam? He so he deserves to be served. to be served. Stop screaming.
01:57:37
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Look, the patients are getting ready for bedtime. I've done that. You already texted once. Mark is so fucking loud. Shut the fuck up. Not Blaze. No.
01:57:49
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and two No, I'm talking about Blaze. He said, I've done that. Oh, oh, yes, yeah. yeah It's not Blaze.
01:58:00
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Never. So before we get out of here, guys, I want to ask you guys, and and we have a couple of people and I want to and I want to preface this. Everybody thinks they can get up on stage and do what you guys can do. I know.
01:58:16
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Until they get up on stage and and try to do it. I mean, you know, people who don't do what other people do, they think that they can do it at the end of the day. whether it be music, comedy, podcasting, whatever.
01:58:26
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But you guys, especially as comedians, everybody's man, I can do what you do. Watch. I'll get up there and tell a dick joke. It's not that easy. ah but But now we have a couple people here on the network, Blaze and Brittany. It's no big secret.
01:58:41
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They're starting to slowly dabble into the world of comedy, stand-up maybe. What advice would you guys give somebody who's thinking about going into stand-up comedy?
01:58:53
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I'll go last.
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01:58:54
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Marco, you're newist. Marco, you go first. yeah oh I would say just no yeah a lot of people tell you to be yourself and do what you want to do, but you also got to know your crowd.
01:59:08
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That's what a more seasoned comedian or entertainer will learn. You beat your room. You beat your people around. You can't always... um I'm an exception to the rule.
01:59:19
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You know, I'm one of them that, yeah, I could do that. And Mike challenged me on it and just I run on piss and vinegar and, you know, not many people. I thought anybody could do it. I've watched plenty of of solid people.
01:59:35
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try to get on stage and fail. And it took me a long time to realize, no, not everybody can do that shit. It's just, you know, i I got, I lucked out and it's just a hobby for me that, but, you know, just pay attention what's going on, pay attention to what people like and don't like.
01:59:55
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And remember just because one crowd, like, you know, you're set this week at one particular place don't mean that it's set for another place.
02:00:05
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That's the thing. No two shows are exactly like that. Right, right. follow me Tyler? Tyler, the advice I could give you as ah as a comedian, Tyler, go to a boxing class, take some jiu-jitsu, take some Muay Thai, just a random woman. so not that guy.
02:00:27
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I am so not that guy. Like, you come stand up to me and I'm just I'm all right, dude. I don't know what you got going on in your life, but I so do not need it. I don't deserve that energy. You're giving me way more power than I deserve.
02:00:43
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Like, pull yourself off, you know. But I i am going to go ahead and give you some serious advice. i'm on First things first, you got to it. You're going to talk about doing it.
02:00:58
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And the more you talk about doing it, the more you're not doing it. You have the ability to do it. There is an open mic around you. Go ahead. Check on Facebook. find Google.
02:01:10
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Google, you know, ah local open mics. You'll find them. They will come to you. You start out there. um How to write your jokes. I would say you write 10 jokes a day.
02:01:23
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Whether they're good or not, it does not matter. you're gonna have to have material to go ahead and cut down go ahead and see what works you're gonna have to develop a voice you may not get a voice for five years it may take you 10 years to even go ahead and get a spot to paste it takes time it's not something that you just get up on stage and it starts working uh if it doesn't work and you get down You know, you have to go ahead and work harder.
02:01:50
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there There is no easy road to being in a comic. I know people are going to go ahead and tell you to start making reels. Well, you have to have stuff on reels for it to work for you to get shit. um It's not impossible. The only difference between a comic and someone who's funny at the...
02:02:07
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watering hole ah is the comic says something funny writes it down says it again you work your craft you continuously work on it ah have conversations with comics starting out you're probably going to be friend requesting anybody who has a microphone in their profile picture I've heard several everywhere it's it is a networking experience uh there are going to be assholeless like there will be assholes i guarantee it especially they'll come at you with a smile they will come at you with a smile they'll be friends to you at first but once you go ahead and get above them dude it's on and it's all out and you know what you can take it to heart it can be a heartache that
02:02:56
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You know, you let them win, but you can't. You have to keep getting up there. If you love doing it, you're going to do it. Not to go ahead and be great, famous millionaire. You're going do it because you love fucking doing it.
02:03:07
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Two, you're nervous. right. This is just two on my phone. Obviously, I can't count. I'm autistic. Sorry. um No, it a dumb. dumb but but the thing is is you're on to be nervous nerves are a part of it nobody can see that you're nervous you're the only one that knows that you're nervous you got a flop sweat whatever there's lights everywhere obviously you're sweating it's 100 degrees up there you know don't worry about it all right The nerves, you're going to feel them.
02:03:39
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right And I want you to feel them because that's going to become energy while you're on stage. It's going energize you. It's going to make you push something out into the crowd. The crowd's going to push it back. Those nerves are going to go ahead and buzz even higher.
02:03:55
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Push that energy back. And you just go back and forth with the audience. And eventually, the nerves you feel when you're getting on stage is the reason you continue to get on stage.
02:04:07
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That's how you become a comic. I just want to point out when I say don't talk about it, be about it, I'm an asshole. But when Tyler says it or Tarantula says it in the chat, oh, yeah, that's exactly right.
02:04:18
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Fuck all of you guys. Yeah, I tweet my nipples the whole time. He's making sense. yeah I've been saying it for years, and I'm a bad friend. Tyler says it, and it's like, oh, yeah, you're right. I got the phrase to make you a bad friend. It's a fact that you're a bad friend.
02:04:35
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well the thing is is is you're their friend and you know them how they are so they're going to go ahead and say you know he doesn't know what he's talking about he's known me this whole time they they see themselves as where they're at with you just as much as anybody else would So like they just need to get on stage, man.
02:04:58
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um and And you can do it. Prepare yourself. And I'm telling you, the first one is not going to go great. all right You may think it went fantastic. I know people who get on stage for the first time and they walk off and they're like, i murdered it.
02:05:13
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I'm the best person alive. And it's like, if you record that and then you watch it back five years later, you're going to be so embarrassed with the material you do even today i go ahead and watch back my first time was a bomb so you just have to keep growing that's all it is you have to start you have to go after it and that's what she said handle it yeah rub it this way stop and and then some of these spit on that thing you know hawk to it no no no no no no no and anybody spits on my shit i smack the out of the hell's wrong with you i love the energy i love the energy but there are people that are trying to sleep there are people that have jobs in this house i have a sick house i'm the only healthy one here and i'm dying his old lady's trying to sleep his mom's trying to rub one off and i'm over here being loud
02:06:10
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Yeah, your voice is a turn off.
02:06:14
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Michael, sir.
02:06:20
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First off, whenever someone says, hey, I'm thinking about getting into comedy, I will say this every time. ah I'm not trying to dissuade you. Understand this one thing fundamentally.
02:06:33
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Getting in front of a crowd of people you don't know is way different than being funny at a party with your friends or at work buddies. You don't know them, they know you. Your stories are hilarious to you guys because you know the people in them. Think of that.
02:06:47
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Preparing a stage act is very different than being funny at a party or in a crowd. It's a whole different animal. Facts.
02:06:54
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Listen to all the advice anyone's willing to give Listen to all of it. Keep what works for you, throw out the rest. If someone's willing to talk to you and try to help you, let them. If it doesn't help you, ignore it.
02:07:06
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You've got to know your voice. You've got to know who you are. Have self-awareness. One thing that cracks me up, right? I can't remember the kid's name. It was like his third time on stage. I'd never seen him do well.
02:07:17
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The first two or three times or whatever, maybe four. And he's like, man, you weren't there that night. I killed. I killed. No, we I wasn't there. And I know for a fact you didn't kill. Killing is when the whole room is a burst of energy of the hilarity and laughter.
02:07:33
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And you know when it kills, I kill. Everyone's, ha, ha, ha. It's just that energy is undeniable. And you can't miss it. Self-awareness is key.
02:07:45
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You don't have to write jokes. There's many, many ways to skin the comedy cat. Do what feels right to you. And if you have to take it, if you feel you need to take a class, don't bother. You're wasting your money. You'll never make it.
02:07:57
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You either have it or you don't. Follow your heart. Follow your dream. Don't give up. One bad set doesn't mean anything. One bad joke doesn't mean anything. Rearrange the material somehow.
02:08:08
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Like Tyler was saying, like it took me probably two and a half years from start to have a full, complete, well done, worked hour.
02:08:20
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But that hour still got tailored more over the next two years. My hour is ready. I want to record it. ah Anybody out there that has a venue like a theater, I really want to song i want to record my food.
02:08:32
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It's ready. Be undeniably funny. Just be funny. If you can't be funny, you don't belong there. Show the crowd. Show the crowd you're on your home turf.
02:08:44
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If you're nervous up there, a crowd senses it. And they'll eat you alive for it. If you don't look like you belong there, they're not going to want to listen to you.
02:08:53
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I mean, there's so much advice. I could go on for hours. Don't trust anybody to know them. I'll say that right now. Don't run premises by people because they'll do but doing it for the next week or two.
02:09:06
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oh for me
02:09:13
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um on Online like ah video comedy is very different stage comedy. There's a lot of different comedy muscles you can flex. I love doing sketch work too. In fact, the first time the three of us met in met in person, it was to shoot sketches.
02:09:29
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If I'm 100% honest, we've had this conversation. All the times we were online together, i thought for sure I was gonna hate you. yeah yeah We had a great time in person the first time. he like He likes to talk to them politicians, you know, like, I don't like it either.
02:09:44
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It makes me crazy. That's why I'm usually a lot louder and lot, but my podcasts are mostly politics and religion. It's mostly five to seven people all shouting over each other. It's utter chaos. Are you on the Lazy Shaman show?
02:10:03
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Nope, it's What the Fuck Wednesday. It's tomorrow night, 9 o'clock. But yeah, just don't give up on it. If you love it, keep doing it. You measure your success by your own heart.
02:10:15
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Don't let anyone else to tell you what it is to be successful. um i'm never real I've never been more broke in my life, but I've never been happier either. And don't let anybody tell you how to jock your own dick.
02:10:29
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ah You got some cock and some balls. You might as well play with them. Yeah, but I mean, I've met a lot of people. He's cock and balls. Come on, honey. Like, for instance, just recently, I was in a comedy competition, and I got third place, and I opened.
02:10:44
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So. Not only I heard about that, oh but another another buddy of mine was there, and he didn't do so well. So the the judges said, you know, come up to me or come up afterward to get critiqued or whatever.
02:10:58
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And he took everything they said, wait you know, you take, always take the advice. Like Mike said, if someone's willing to give you a little bit of input or whatever, but you can't totally ah rearrange your whole shit, your whole life, your whole everything, because somebody didn't get a joke or somebody thinks this shouldn't have been said or that should have been said a different way.
02:11:22
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My problem on that show was I went ahead and tried to fit 30 minutes into five minutes, which is always my problem.
02:11:31
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Yes, now he was there. Timing is everything. yeah There's so much that goes into a successful set. I mean, it's difficult to explain. Just ah feel it out. Don't be the next somebody else. Don't ever be the next somebody else. Be the first you. Be true to yourself.
02:11:47
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Be original. Just have fun, dude. Have fun. And respectful and be humble. and I talk a lot of shit because Glick. I'm trying to out shit talk him. What the fuck is the point of being humble for?
02:11:59
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and don't get these championships by being humble, baby. i know I'm very good at what I do, but I don't big dick anybody to show. I
Podcast Evolution and Networking
02:12:06
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treat everybody with mutual respect. There's no reason not to. I don't consider anybody anybody i'm on a show with competition.
02:12:13
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They're just fellow comedians. They're just fellow comedians. every show i'm on michael copenhaver walks up in there and says hey this is a big dick in the show so i don't know what he's talking about i don't say it i show it that's right he comes on the network and i humble his ass like i'm gonna do this friday for somebody's watching i'm um'm and i'm not gonna lie i'm so embarrassed you got me in the comic book chair you cunt I had you.
02:12:40
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And then I fucked that last question. You had comic book trivia and didn't invite me? It's online. The show is Friday night. And I beat you in it and and i beat you and i think she was ah in a movie trivia of movies I don't even watch. I'm embarrassed with the comeback of the century.
02:13:00
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The comeback of the century. The joke of the century. I'm no Linda Lovelace. but
02:13:09
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they got My fiance. Read it out loud, Blake. Love you. You're supposed to be showing me. Well, tell him to stop sending me pictures at 3 o'clock in the morning. to Love you, Sue. Take his phone away from me.
02:13:26
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Somebody's got to see his dick. I like to make entrance at a party sometimes just for fun. I like to say fucked up shit kind of reaction I get. Sue hates it.
02:13:37
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Nice. But this one. but Anybody want to see my dick? Because I'll show you my dick. Sue's like, oh, God. The most easily embarrassed human being. I have no idea why she's with me. i question her judgment.
02:13:53
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yeah one my favorite jokes of michael copenhayvers is whenever he's talking about going to hotels and he's that's new that's new that's one of my favorite rules <unk> um what their policy on hookers is because when we're on when we're out of town i like to get down and then i get it put it in the keys or something when you go to bed at night put a shot collar on him or something so he can't wander too far A dick cage like in that one show we saw. Cock armor.
02:14:28
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Cock armor. ah had ah had I had two. was him. We found our carpet. I had a metal one and a silicone one. those are not built for Those are built for very small people.
02:14:42
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You've seen the show, Strangelo. yeah You know, it's kind of fair game. Don't be racist. That's all he has. I never thought I'd have to say this. I never thought I'd have to say this. When I produce shows, and this is also advice, any white comedian, I have to say this because because reasons.
02:15:01
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Please, don't say the N-word and don't deny the Holocaust. Oh, my God. can't believe I had to say that. Oh, my God. yeah Yeah, how will I ever forget?
02:15:12
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I fucking still love that night, dude. That's a fucking but story the best story for Patreon. And it's worth I don't know. About to get that story recorded and slide it over to our technical guy, Blaze, and have him put his magic touch on it. and Yeah, that's a great story. 100% true. That was fucking great. miss him, dude. Yeah, he was fun. He was fun.
02:15:35
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Oh, God. What do you think? Like the look the look on your face, like he had a priceless look, but the look on your face when he said it. It was like this, right?
02:15:46
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I work with comedians I know and like and feel I can trust. And yeah, total betrayal. Total betrayal. But he's got hilarious material. I love his delivery and everything. He is so funny to me.
02:16:01
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I don't think that's funny. I haven't seen him in ever. oh I love that dude. Just the look. the He stopped everything. like It was internet. Classic record scratch.
02:16:14
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It was like the girl with the big ass hit the DJ booth. Yeah. Yeah, we'll we'll throw that on so you can do it for Big Dream. And that's a great story. 100% true. No exaggeration whatsoever.
02:16:27
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Classic. Again, you never know what you're going to get. You never know. Saturday night here on the Nonsensical Network, you never know what you're going to get on Saturday nights. You never know what the fuck is going to happen. Marco Torres, you never know what you're going get. ah Yep.
02:16:45
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No, I do want to say... That's all that matters. Yes. We're not going there. let's I mean, at the end of the day, that's all that really matters, man. Having a good time. Nobody's getting hurt. Everybody's having a laugh.
02:17:04
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Sure, you're going to offend some people. That's comedy at the end of the day. You can go back how many centuries... That was like a comedy nuclear bomb. Yeah. good However long comedy's been around, you know.
02:17:18
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oh hi. What the fuck? I'm hosting. Beat it. Yeah. and You know, they are there's offensive material out there. It happens. And stop being pussies. They're jokes. They're meant to make you laugh.
02:17:32
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Enjoy the show. If you go to a Michael Copenhaver show, make sure you talk really loud the entire time and heckle him constantly. At your peril. Yes. See, there's different goals for different comedians.
02:17:45
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From day one, I did not want to be divisive. I didn't want to be insulting. um i want as many people as possible in that crowd to have a good time. Because I'm old when I started.
02:17:56
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I'm old as shit. I got to make it quick if I'm going make it. I can't afford to divide audiences as shit. Because I do want to. it's not for the fame. I just want to be as many people as possible.
02:18:09
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Like my goal is to just enhance the joy of others, not diminish it. If I can make some money doing it, but I'm living my best life, my dream. like hey I'm trying to be famous and rich and be a billionaire. i'm I'm trying to do it all, man. Be like the next Kevin Hart, dude. I'm going to be a superstar. Well, all you got to do is be friends with P. Diddy. Yeah. yeah yeah so I'm already retired. I do this as a fucking hobby.
02:18:39
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And, you know, it is what it is. Like I said, I'm kind of the oddball out in the whole situation. Because, again, you try to make yourself happiest.
02:18:50
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And, yeah, it's just. He makes it weird on purpose for his own enjoyment. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. I mean, i I've chased buddies around stores with women's panties.
02:19:03
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Oh, shit. but Man down.
02:19:07
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I shocked the apple. It's you. It's your big floppy fucking slippers. It's got gigantic green slippers that keep catching the gourd. Sorry. It's like marshmallows at the end of your fucking legs.
02:19:19
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yeah I mean, at the end of the day, as long as you're doing what you enjoy, I mean, that's like me here. i love doing this podcast and stuff. Nice. You know, ah you know I'm not making any money off of it right now. One day, yeah, I want to make money and tell Joe Rogan he can eat my asshole because I'm better than him.
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02:19:36
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I already know I'm better than him. but If money's the goal, you're doing it for the wrong reason.
02:19:40
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I just got to make the Joe Rogan money. But in the meantime, I'm going to have fun doing what we're doing. ah self fulfill out i opinion is Self-fulfillment should be the goal. money Money can't buy you happiness. But you can grow it.
02:19:53
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that That's a broke person talking. That's a broke bitch. That's broke bitch mentality. No, no. i yeah if you're doing what you if If you're doing what you love to do and you're having fun, man, at the end of the day, who cares how much money you make or don't make from it? Like I said, we've been doing I've been doing this shit for fucking... When you buy your first Mustang...
02:20:17
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When you buy your first Mustang and start driving around, you'll be like, fuck, Monday Can't Buy You Happiness. Yeah, I've been doing this live streaming stuff. I've been doing this live streaming stuff for over a decade now, and it's just been a lot of fun. I've made a lot of friends. I've made a lot of memories doing it.
02:20:33
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um and It wasn't until in the last four years where I was actually, it wasn't in all honesty until about the last year and some change when I was like, let's get fucking serious and actually have some content and not just turn our mics on and see how funny or obnoxious we can be or whatever so obnoxious we we kind of evolved like that with upside down a little bit too i started off you know we we put a studio together and it was just uh my my producer greg and scotty yeah shout out the whole thing start running down like they did their first show and i'm like you bastards it was my idea
02:21:09
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So then it was me, Scotty, and Greg. And we've been doing it over a decade now it's also. And our shows have evolved from just you know just partying to actually doing content to putting up.
02:21:26
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I try to get some real facts and news in there you know while we we make sad times comments out of it. um With his research. du Yeah, there is a lot of research and shit that I fucking do, especially on the serious topics.
02:21:42
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But we do have a lot of fun with it. now I jump from anywhere from one podcast a week to five podcasts a week that I'm on. What's that network? number you good Upside Down Studios.
02:21:53
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Look them up. Come check us out and also check out Dino the Genetic Marvel. He's one of our hosts. He does a lot of different podcasts and stuff. No, he is Canadian.
02:22:04
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Not a real person. I'm out. I'm out. I'm out. I'm done. but Fuck Canada. Fuck Canadians. I'm done. don't want to hear no more. and One of our one of our other hosts is ah Cole Clayton. He's a comedian out of Cleveland.
02:22:18
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um They do a lot of different podcasts and stuff, too. So, yeah, we and we try gladly have our hosts. You know, Glick, you ever want to come join one of our podcasts, just shoot the shit or whatever.
02:22:31
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get mo me up Blaze and and all you guys. Mike knows he's always welcome. Snotty, you too. I'm about to get up there soon. Yep, yep. So it's What the Fuck Wednesdays on 9 o'clock on Wednesday nights.
02:22:47
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um We also got a show on Wild Card Wednesdays. It's cool. On Monday at 12 o'clock noon. We do a motherfucking Monday. We kind of recap the news um that's over the weekend and everything.
02:23:00
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And then we got various other shows. So come check us out. Cool guys. For real. Hell yeah, man. It's what is it again? The Upside Down. Upside Down Studios.
02:23:11
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Shout out to Jerry. Upside Down Studios. Yep. going to put it on my name. Greg, Scottie, Ricky, Ralphie, Joyce. Oh, Joyce, you just had a birthday.
02:23:21
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Yeah. It's every birthday, Joyce. I have birthday, Joyce. What do you got going on? Me? I've. Whatever you guys tell me, dude. I am. Make up my mind.
02:23:35
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You want to make at the funny farm tomorrow night? ah Tomorrow, no. I don't think I'm going. I don't have any money for gas until Thursday. So I don't think I'm going to able to make it out that night.
02:23:47
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You got two feet? Huh? You got two feet? It's an hour away. Yeah. Driving. You better leave now. Go on. Get you some mess. You'll be there by midnight. kids yeah
02:24:04
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Yeah. ah no i um I'm just kind of, you know, do my best out here. You know, whenever I get shows, I get shows. People like me enough that they keep giving me calls.
02:24:16
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YouTube channel anything? Where do people find ah yeah Where can we find you? ah yeah but You can find me at Facebook at Snotty Comedy, YouTube Snotty Comedy.
02:24:32
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I did have a podcast on CastBox. I don't really do it anymore. saw sketches up on YouTube.
02:24:43
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What are these two freaking doing, dude? They're jerking each other off. Probably is what's happening. He's coming in his Ernie costume.
02:24:55
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It's an up-to-art or a type of Ernie.
02:24:59
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But ah yeah, I don't know. You can find me on Facebook. You can say hi to me in real life. ah You know, you can say hi. Drop into my DMs.
02:25:09
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I am single, ladies. What's up? ah He's also not discriminating, gentlemen. Drop in there. I'm just trying to get... I do discriminate on that one. ah do I discriminate on that one.
02:25:22
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Personal preference. No thanks, y'all. I will show you my penis, though, because I want someone to be able to see it for once. um But, yeah. than that, yeah, I'm just pretty chill, man. I go out and do comedy as much as possible. I go to open mics as much as possible.
02:25:40
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I work a day job. i don't really like my local scene very much, so I normally go out drive an hour or so. uh to any show so whenever i am there uh please come out and support me i got some fun jokes i like to have a good time he's a good kid i'm checking out for real yeah absolutely and you said it's snotty comedy on facebook and youtube yep snotty comedy bingo there you go guys s-n-o-t-t-y because i like a nice perky set of titties not droopy double d's
02:26:15
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Well then. I just needed to get that out there.
02:26:20
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Wouldn't that be snot titty? S-N-O-T-T-Y. Perky titties. T-T's, not D-D's. Like, lowercase d's. I'm from the hood. there They're titties.
02:26:34
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So he's snow titty. Snotty. Snow Titty. Yes, I'm Snow Titty. Call me Snow Titty. That is my poor name. If you just put Lil on the front of it, you could be a rapper.
02:26:46
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Lil Snow Titty. Eventually, when he does become rich, they just drop the snow and it becomes Titty. Sick Bird.
02:26:57
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If I were a rapper, I'd be Lil Snatty. Like Lil Yatchy. Lil Snatty.
02:27:05
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too old to understand the reference. Big time player for the Mean Streets. If I was a rapper, I would just reconsider my life decisions and life choices. yeah ah ah Some people say that about me doing comedy, but...
02:27:22
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yeah but And you all know where to find me. I'm jumping in. What up jason boom good time Jason?
02:27:35
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Support me, grab some merch. Yeah, you just showed up your flat ass. soon to be getting new merch. Got these shirts, limited quantities right now, multiple sizes, mostly extra large. I live in a very fat area.
02:27:49
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um The next design will be totally different. No shirt gets made twice, they're all unique. And they're collector's items, cause I'll sign them for and everything. um Soon I'll be marching out some koozies and some coasters.
02:28:08
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That looked kinda weird, you said koozies and then the little finger thing like you were figuring. I know what I'm doing. You pimping now? I know my way around. I'm not single, sorry, fellas, this bear's taken.
02:28:21
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Until you get my meat in your mouth. ah It's the best meat. I'm definitely in the U-median. Yeah, you will. <unk>ing the bill thanks Let me bring my friends out to entertain you guys. Appreciate it. hey man i'm do Yeah, absolutely. Thank you guys so much, man. Definitely looking forward to doing this more often.
02:28:45
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Love to have you guys pop in, you know, randomly from time to time. Yeah, thanks for having me. Michael, thank you again. and know Make sure you guys go give all these guys a follow. them some love on the on the interwebs.
02:28:57
Speaker
They deserve it and maybe Maybe you'll give them enough fame and enough love that they can actually travel and come to your city. Get this guy out of Pittsburgh. And somebody bang this kid. so just Somebody please have sex with this kid at this point. Green is dick. Yeah, guy, girl, whatever. That's pretty for him.
02:29:16
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And I am a very affectionate lover. I am very low. Okay. I will hold you tenderly. I will. I will. He'll call you the next day. yeah
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02:29:29
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I will call you the next day. I won't have anybody else to talk to.
02:29:33
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I'm telling you. Thanks for coming out, bro. Of course. With that being said, guys, make sure you check out the rest of the shows this week. Tomorrow night, I believe Michael and I are going to be back again tomorrow night hanging out doing God knows what. we will It is wild card Wednesday. so We don't know what's going to happen. I might show you my dick.
02:29:54
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I've seen it, though. That was for Sue. but It's so weird.
02:30:04
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What up, ERNers? um But no check out the rest of the shows this week. Tomorrow night, wild card Wednesday. I know for sure Michael and I will be there. Thursday, it'll be a quiet night cause i think Wally's back on the seven days a week um for a time being. And then Friday night.
02:30:23
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Yeah. Friday night, nonsense and chill. Trivia night, bitches. and School's out. School's out. Oh. And raunchy school movies, college, high school movies for the summer, whatever.
02:30:40
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Don't matter. I'm going to win. I always win. That's what I do. The more the merrier. If you guys like movie trivia, you nothing going on Friday night, 8 o'clock we start. Jump in. Yeah, absolutely. I believe. whenwag back Tell them about the swag rig, what?
02:30:54
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There's a swag bag at the end of the year.
02:31:00
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What's it going to have in? It's not my show. i don't know how much detail I can give in the swag bag. We'll make good on it.
02:31:11
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But there will be there will be a prize at the end of the year. I mean, unfortunately, it should go to me because I'm going to win. But Blaze says I'm not allowed to technically win the prize. Whatever.
02:31:22
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He just wants to know the belt. He can't keep his pants off. But anyways, and then Saturday, I believe this coming Saturday, Cash and I will be back for Cash's Corner.
02:31:35
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ah Got lots of things to talk about. Obviously, we were at Monday Night Raw last night. um So I'm sure he's when yeah so i'm sure he's good with <unk>s always going to want to talk about that, plus all the other various things that are going on in the wrestling world.
02:31:55
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And then Saturday night, we're back. Nonsensical nonsense. Open door challenge. We dropped the link in the chat. And we say, come on up and hang out with us if you'd like. It does get really weird and a lot of That's sure.
02:32:08
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and a lot of fun that's for sure And then Sundays are kind of quiet right now because the guys don't want to hang out and talk sports. So we're not doing much on Sundays. Same with Mondays. And then next Tuesday, I'll be back here doing whatever it is that I do.
02:32:23
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ah And I will this time. but So lots of stuff going on here. Lots of stuff happening. I don't know what's going on next Tuesday as of right now, but I'll figure something out.
02:32:37
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So, with that being said, gentlemen, thank you guys for coming on. Thank you guys for hanging out. Greatly appreciate it. Mike, this was a good call. This was a good time. It was awesome meeting you guys. Thanks for having me.
02:32:49
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And don't forget, ladies and gentlemen, the Nonsensical Network. Nine out of ten grannies ah approve. And unfortunately, the tenth one's dead. Thanks for watching. And as Blaze says, not by nefarious reasons.
02:33:06
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He's legally required to say that. He's legally. But with that being said, you better be good at it, baby. I'm hitting these fucking buttons.
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