Hump day HaHa's

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Speaker: Okay, what we need, Britt, is some kind of a intro for our Wednesday night show, Hump Day Ha Ha's. What would you do for an intro?

Speaker: Hump Day Ha Ha's? I feel like...

Speaker: i don't know. What would you say to intro the show? What would you say to intro the show?

Speaker: Why are you putting me on the spot while you're recording me too, you motherfucker? Just do it. i Tell me the of the show. We need an intro for the show, Britt.

Speaker: And go.

Speaker: la Welcome, everybody.

Speaker: can't do this with just you. Welcome, everybody, to what? ah Welcome, everybody, to Hump Day Ha-Ha's. We're here for some laughter and fun times and chillax.

Speaker: Hope everybody's having a great night. Here with Michael and we got Brittany. Let's go. Let's have some fun with some comedy. Boom. I think that might work.

Speaker: Okay. Let's go some comedy. What up? So much for starting on time, Brittany. Brittany. Let's try this again. I thought and thought we were live. That's on me.

Speaker: Whole 15 minutes here of freaking golden material, folks. This may be horrible, all right? But what we did with winning Emmy, you guys missed out so hard. I don't even think that you understand like how much gold we just did. We were having a great time. Okay. Yeah. yeah but So sorry you missed it. But now we're back.

Speaker: Welcome to Hump Day. why are you asking me? This is my fucking show. Oh, it is. Yeah, you're right. I'm the guest. Welcome to Hump Day Ha Ha.

Speaker: Clearly, Michael's in here. He's got held up with some other stuff. Sorry about the children screaming in the background. We got Tyler Snotty in the ha house. I don't want to say her whole fucking name, dude. ah The other comic that we're going to have.

Speaker: the stand-up on your seat at the Underground Lounge. Thanks for joining us. How are you for the third time? I'm doing i'm doing pretty fantastic today, you know. I'm doing alright. Still live.

Speaker: Yeah, now we are. Yeah, now we're doing alright. We had good time. We're doing alright. We're live. We're live for two minutes this time. Yes, we're live for two minutes. We got it. We're live this time.

Speaker: ah See, I told you I'm a blonde. but but Hey, that is a stereotype, and that profiling, and profiling is wrong, or whatever Tom White said.

Speaker: You're close. But yeah, Michael will be joining us soon, but we got this guy over here. This guy over here. We're obviously talking about comedy.

Speaker: Yeah. Right? Yes. That's the plan. I mean... um I was watching Dinner for Schmucks earlier.

Speaker: Okay. That's a good one. I like it. It has three of my favorite comedians in it. Yes. Okay. Steve Carell, obviously.

Speaker: Yes. Paul Rudd, obviously. Of course. Yes. And Andrea Savage. That's my bitch. Which one's Andrea Savage? Is that the one that is ah the one with the vampires in New Orleans?

Speaker: Is he in that one? He's the one with the one here, right? No, no, no, no, no. no no That's not her. ah But I know what you're talking about. who Who's the... Andrea Savage is from I'm Sorry, but... Ball sack. What is the show?

Speaker: ask ask Okay, it's going to be one of those nights. Another the vampire show. Fuck. Dude, I watch it all the time. in yeah yeah yeah What we do in the shadows. Thank you.

Speaker: Okay, so who's the lady you're talking about? Andrea Savage is a stand-up comedian, also actress, because she's sold out, but she's funny as fuck. Which is I'm sorry.

Speaker: oh and and in Dinner for Schmucks, she was one of the people at the table when he was giving the things. Is she a guy?

Speaker: It does the eye thing? Oh, I like her. She's funny. but She is funny. Which one is it? Andrew is fucking savage. Just look it up. Google's right there, bitch.

Speaker: Yeah, it is. but yeah challenge You know... I'm sorry. Thank you for joining us tonight. No problem. war them You're fine. Who am I looking for? Andrea... andreas I can just go. Dinner? Or...

Speaker: Schmutz. A boop, boop, boop. What we do in the shadows. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Andrea Savage. That's my hope. I wish she was my hope. Andrea Savage.

Speaker: Oh, hi there. hello I know her. Okay, yes. I've seen her in loads of stuff. Yeah. I'm sure you have. Whore.

Speaker: No, just kidding. She was in Step Brothers. Yeah, she was in Step Brothers, too. I forgot about that. i love you, Beth Cooper. yeah See? ones.

Speaker: wow there's a good violence Yes. Now you got me scrolling on Facebook. I'll get lost. I ain't scrolling on Fox and all it is, dude.

Speaker: The scroll doom scroll. damn scroll That's what they call it now, right? Yeah. Yeah. Just locked into it. du i dude, I don't know. about you but when i get on facebook and i just find one of those reels i'll click on it and i just and when i'm at home there's nothing stopping me from just just going for it you know my thumb is so strong oh yeah yeah just from two to you know it's i don't know it's

Speaker: And then you exit out of it and you see what started the scroll. And then you think to how long ago it was since you watched that. you You like almost forgot about that one. It was so freaking long ago. And then you just sit there kind of disappointed in yourself. Because you know. like when Facebook shows up like memories.

Speaker: No, don't come down here. Fucking children. Never mind. Don't ever have one. Anyways.

Speaker: But like. Fuck. What was I going to say? I don't know. yeah Oh. On Facebook. Like going through the reels. Yeah. I don't know about so close. I'm like. i don't know. I just like.

Speaker: I don't know.

Speaker: I put on some purple makeup today. I guess I could go ahead and just do this. I could. Oh.

Speaker: No, you can't because you're freezing like a motherfucker. I unplugged it. I unplugged it. I'm leaning back. I'll lean back. Sorry, I was i distracted you. You were talking about reels.

Speaker: Yeah, reels are fun. um Sometimes. What kind of reels do you like? Because a lot of mine are like, because the algorithm is always listening. A lot of mine are stand-ups.

Speaker: comedians, but a lot of them are music, too. Oh, shit, turn it on. Honestly, I scroll past comics because it's very easy to go ahead and forget a joke as theirs and remember it as your own. So I try not to even get into that method. I mean, if it's someone that I'm like different enough from where like our mindsets aren't on an intersect, then I'll go ahead and listen to what their idea is on a topic. But other than that, I mostly go ahead and watch lot sketches, clips,

Speaker: ah One of my favorites is like this big metalhead dude with a beard, right? And long hair. And he just sits there and gives you odd facts and like connects them together with stuff. And he like talks about- You're going to have to send me that link later, honestly. Because it's interesting. it gives you just interesting facts.

Speaker: And then there's other ones. I mean, it's it's a lot of facts. I get a lot. Well, I don't know if they're facts. Who knows if they're facts. They could be AI generated bullshit these days.

Speaker: You hurt my brain sometimes. Have you ever have you ever seen those freaking trash vids out there? Yeah. yeah yeah yeah Oh, that's what I wanted to bring up. i fucking That's why I stopped like kind of doom strolling. or scrolling you know Strolling. That's why I kind of stopped doing that. Because the AI shit is getting fucking old. Sometimes it's funny, but it's like, it's getting old.

Speaker: And it's like, i don't know. Like, I saw this cat flipping out in a bedroom, and then the cat goes ahead and, like, whips the person in the bed out of the bed, right? And it looked totally normal and was like, whatever. And then the lady just flips out of the bed, and I'm like,

Speaker: She's just like, WWE? The cat is like... Like, they were getting the zoomies, and then all of a sudden, the cat goes ahead and frickin', like... Bodies like... Zoomstones him.

Speaker: What is that? That's awesome. I kind of want to say that.

Speaker: Orange cat. You're an orange cat. No, I was saying, like, orange cats are like the crazy one. Well, I you know... that I guess that tracks for all genders. You know, I'll admit it.

Speaker: Name? Yeah, what's the name? Michael asked for... Oh, I gotta yeah see the comments. Michael asked for a name? The name of, I think, the metalhead...

Speaker: ah Oh. Tabby Ginger Cats.

Speaker: Do we know? I have one that, like, sneaks up behind my house all the time.

Speaker: Damn gingers. You damn gingers. Name of the bearded info guy. Do you know?

Speaker: He's <unk> working real hard and he's acting like a blonde. The bearded info guy. Yeah, what you were just fucking talking about. Yeah, and that's what he's talking about.

Speaker: Yeah, what is his name? Gregory...

Speaker: Fleur? i can't I can't even pronounce that. Go ahead and put that up there for so that they can type it in there. Fleur. Is that what his name is? I don't know what that suit is.

Speaker: Dude, you're doing great. Thanks for joining us. Me. yeah ah Michael's still in the background. He's still here and

Speaker: You said like that metal head looking dude. that He's talking about Armored Skeptic. He's pretty darn good too. I watch those on videos, but I'm talking about this other deal dude on Reels. like I'm just scrolling through stuff and it's like 30 second vids and he'll go ahead and like talk about... So the term Topsy Turvy comes from an elephant named Topsy that...

Speaker: got out and went on a turvy or a rampage at a carnival and like killed like 23 people or something like god that. And then the elephant was sentenced to death.

Speaker: All right. Oh yeah. Yeah. I've heard of this. Yeah. And a newspaper reported about it and the headline was topsy-turvy and it became a term after that.

Speaker: But then Edison, right, goes ahead and films it while he goes ahead and electrocutes it to death with AC electricity to show that Tesla's electricity is too dangerous.

Speaker: Didn't know about that part. well That was the second thing that he filmed. Do you know what the first thing that he filmed was? No. A cat video.

Speaker: eins ah Edison actually invented the cat video. Do you believe that? That's like true shit. And he did it around Pittsburgh and stuff like that. and used to open up Nickelodeons all over the place. Fuck your Pittsburgh shit. The thing is is, he was trying to make Pittsburgh Hollywood.

Speaker: But the Hollywood people didn't like that. So they actually went ahead and moved out the Hollywood to get away from Edison's big. You know why? Because Pittsburgh sucks.

Speaker: No, Pittsburgh's awesome. You got to come out here, dude. It's pretty dope. I've been there before. you made have You may be mad that we constantly go ahead and beat your terrible teams.

Speaker: But um thing is is, it's a pretty awesome city. You know, it's a pretty awesome city. Hey, Wally, what's up? Welcome. challenge Thank you.

Speaker: okay And no, it's not. I'd rather go to Philly and destroy some shit. ah I don't know, man. Philly's rough, dude. like How the heck can you throw batteries at Santa Claus and vomit on a child?

Speaker: You know what I mean? like That is diabolical. so All right. I'm good. going to hang The convention center and like the little market area where they have all the different Philly cheesesteaks. Oh, give it to me. all take See, I think the Philly cheesesteaks overrated, dude. I'd rather have pierogies, halushki, you know, some kielbasa.

Speaker: Chop up some... Dude, you go ahead and chop up some kielbasa and freaking hulushki. Then you put some hot sauce on that and some pierogi. Oh, hot sauce all day, every day. um thats But here, you're just making me hungry now. That's that's just like a Polish kid's dream right there, dude.

Speaker: Oh my gosh. But you know, obviously, Steve Carell's from The Office. Of course, yes. Favorite. Back on topic, yes. All Yeah, we got to get back to comedy. That's what we're here for.

Speaker: Of course. yeah We could drift it off so easily. ADHD. And Michael Copenhaver isn't here to keep us under control. So who knows what type of acid dream this could turn into. Okay.

Speaker: Also, a show that I've been watching a lot recently is two broke girls, which I can relate to completely.

Speaker: They need to have three broke girls. ah So they have Kat Dennings. Of course. What's your favorite Kat Dennings movie? I don't fucking know. i everyone Oh, I think it's a tie between Nick and Nora's Infinite Playlist or Charlie's. Yes, okay. That's what I was thinking of. Nick and Nora's Infinite Playlist. Yes. I can watch that anytime. I have it on Fandango at home so that I can watch it anywhere.

Speaker: You know what mean? have it on my phone. have it on my Steam Deck. I have it on my Xbox. I'm like a little jealous of her frontal area, but also I can sleep on my stomach, so...

Speaker: Well, you know, who wouldn't be jealous of that? You know what I mean? There's lot there to be jealous of. um Yeah. times around And you're like, damn it, she has an ass too. Yeah. Ass and titties. Ass and titties.

Speaker: great nice And nice eyes. She's just like all up and down just, let's have a round of applause for Kat standing right now. i Yes. I agree. i agree.

Speaker: yeah She's great. But then Jennifer Coolidge also. Do you know? I do know who Jennifer Coolidge is. Yes, yes. She's the... Hi, everybody. I think she's funny sometimes.

Speaker: Yeah, I like her um And then Eric Andre was actually on the show for a little bit. Was he? yeah for like a a split second.

Speaker: um Eric Andre is pretty cool. i like his ridiculous ass. Sort of. i Sometimes he takes it a little too far, in my opinion. He's not always like my type of comedy but whatever he's famous so as long as there's like an actual production team behind him like what was that the the road trip or whatever was good that he did and the the TV show was good I hear his actual stand up is pretty like you know I think he gets like fully we nude on stage and I'm like I'm good I'm good

Speaker: it's I'm good on all that. Yeah. But also, okay. He played on another one of my favorite shows, which is a cartoon called disenchantment. Oh yes.

Speaker: Yes, absolutely. I i mean, Matt Gronick, you know, what do you want to talk about him? What's your favorite? Matt Gronick. Is it disenchantment?

Speaker: Disenchantment is one is a probably my favorite. Yeah, probably. Um, My cousin always, he would hit me and he'd be like, man, I'm watching this show and you remind me of her so much. I'm like, oh, I'm a drunk princess. Cool. I'm Elfo.

Speaker: dying. I'm Elfo. I'm Elfo. That shows great. That is a good show. That is one of the good ones.

Speaker: But yeah, Eric Andre has also been in another one of my favorite shows, Broad City. haven't seen that one. It's really like a girl's show.

Speaker: It has, um what's her face? Alana, what's her face? I wrote it down here somewhere. Alana Glazer.

Speaker: Isn't it? She's funny. She's been in a lot of things too. Also on Disenchantment. Which... What were we talking about earlier with... Like how... A bunch of actors... Oh yeah, that's... that's right I thought we were talking about, we were were talking about, we we went all, oh my God, we went over with this for 15 minutes. So I'm just sitting here talking about it.

Speaker: Like we've already gone through the premise. These people are like, why does this dude keep going off on like, yeah, we're talking about comedy troops and how people go ahead and do things consecutively with each other.

Speaker: Oh my gosh, yeah. So yeah, we're talking about like Stephen Carell and Paul Rudd and everything and comedy tricks. Yeah. Wow. Holy shit. We totally... And then Adam Sandler, David Spade, and Rob Schneider, how they are always together. My bad, guys. That's on me. That's on me. We totally forgot we did an episode already, dude. That's not the problem. What?

Speaker: that's funny oh my god i have tears a little bit i'm sorry i'm sorry that's funny though um yeah that's i was asking you like what's your what's your favorite matt groaning one if you're into that type of stuff because matt groaning does uh he does simpsons he does futurama and he does disenchantment my personal is uh futurama it's just like It can make you go from crying to like hating to like laughing your ass off in three seconds. You know what mean? It's crazy.

Speaker: ah I'm really bad with names. o what for hot ah Who the fuck? I can't. Mac Ronning.

Speaker: Mac Groening. bro How do you spell the fucking last name? Oh, I have no idea how you can spell that. I'm dyslexic. i couldn't even say that for her her and it was already spelled for me dude i got distracted by the mac and cheese as i was trying to look it up my mac and cheese i put a mac and it showed mac and cheese and now i'm like lost ah how do you are you even getting the name right

Speaker: I can't. Yeah, it's not on work. and scott There's a Mac Roney who is a magician. G-R-O-E-N-I-N-G. You could have just gone ahead Googled it. groaning. Yeah, groaning. by groaning Groaning.

Speaker: Okay. You know what was saying? No, you're fucking... it's my accent. I have an accent, folks. I don't know. I guess so.

Speaker: You Okay, so the Simpsons. Everybody here sounds like me. Maybe you got an accent. and they You're on my show, bitch.

Speaker: Oh, and then Futurama as well.

Speaker: Futurama, yes. That's favorite. That's your favorite? Yeah. You ever see it? No, what is that?

Speaker: Well, it's... don't. Of course I know what the fucking Futurama is. Oh, okay. I was on... Well, you never know. You know, I don't know how... I like a lot of eclectic shit from time to time. So, like, sometimes I say something and, you know, I can be like Code Lyoko and people don't know what the heck I'm talking about, you know? We need to trade hair colors because... Use the blonde one.

Speaker: right I don't know. I guess. Sometimes. has got so i look yeah I don't think I'd look as good as a blonde. I'd look terrible as a blonde. I'd look like an albino.

Speaker: Oh, you would look so weird. now that youre being Horrific. Huh? I'm trying to imagine it. We've got blonde hair and a red beard.

Speaker: Red beard urge. Blonde hair and a red beard. Like Fat Man in the Old Coat. Okay, you can use that. um Abby Jackson is also the voice of What's-Her-Face on Disenchantment, and she's on my other favorite show. oh um Oh, I know who you're talking about, the blonde one. Yeah.

Speaker: No, she's not blonde. She's fucking Jewish as fucks. Oh, yeah, the princess. Sorry. yeah yeah yeah Yeah, I was talking about the character, not the actual person. Yeah.

Speaker: Abby... Abby... Let me go ahead and check this chick out, then. Let's do this. Have been missing out? She's the other... She's the other character on Broad City. Like, they're starcos, whatever. who's good I think I have seen her in couple things.

Speaker: Anyways, but yeah, the... People like following each other to other shows and stuff. You said the word. i Comedy troops. yeah Comedy ensemble casts.

Speaker: That's probably smarter sounding. um and they have ah like The Good Place is another one of my favorite shows.

Speaker: We talked about that. Ted Danson, of course. You know, good place is just so well put together. You know what I mean? Like from beginning to end, it really doesn't lag.

Speaker: And you know what? It does exactly what it needs and it doesn't try to do anything more or struggle with it. You know what I mean? Yeah. Wally Michael is headed home. He will be here soon. Beltloop29.

Speaker: um belt loop twenty nine Hello! Welcome to the show. Layla. How you doing? How we doing, folks?

Speaker: Welcome, welcome. What's up?

Speaker: ah You're welcome. um Yeah, Ted Danson is awesome, but you know Janet from The Good Place? Yes. Obviously. ah Darcy Carden.

Speaker: she was also in two broke girls oh yeah i didn't know troop circles circles anyways love you know whenever you're a successful actor people want to keep you know keep you going especially if you're a successful comedy actor because it's it's not that easy to go ahead and one deliver lines believably on camera, but also go ahead and do it with timing and be able to be that character. Like sometimes you need to go ahead and be the goofball. Sometimes you need to go ahead and be the straight man, you know, and you need to know to work.

Speaker: Yeah. Have you done many live streams? I am new here. Yeah. We've been around for a while. Um, I'm kind of newer This is my second one on this one.

Speaker: My second one. We can... oh post your shit in a second. um Yeah, we usually have Michael here. It's usually Michael and my co-host.

Speaker: No, that's not how you say that. It's me and my co-host, Michael. Well, we have Snotty in here. He's a also... great comedian that we are friends with and he is stepping in

Speaker: I like funny jokes too. i like them as well. Check the bio links. What? I don't know. What? don't have to do that.

Speaker: yeah Yeah, Michael, my co-host, he will be here soon. He's driving home. So yeah, we've been here for a while. and Killing it. Been changing things up. The ha hump day ha-has is new.

Speaker: um We also have other people on the podcast like Wally Pierce Motorsports and Reptiles. He talks about i don't know. I forget.

Speaker: Motorsports and Reptiles.

Speaker: And then we have Glick the godfather that brought us all together. He talks about foosball. And now we're trying to figure out some other stuff. But yeah, Humpty Ha Ha's on Wednesdays is new. So keep showing up.

Speaker: Appreciate the comments and appreciate being here.

Speaker: um ah And admit I'm not a big fan of the unfunny jokes. There you go We're bombing.

Speaker: We're fucking bombing. Are we bombing? I think I'm having fun. don't give fuck. I'm having a good time. I don't know. Chit-chatting about... What were we talking about? We were talking about comedy troops and stuff like that. I guess could tell you some of my favorite ones.

Speaker: mean... i mean

Speaker: I actually have some problematic ones. I mean, we got we got that 70s show. Like, half that cast is oh yeah Scientologists and either murderers or pedophiles.

Speaker: Who did? yeah I know, I know, I know. um They also had the show they out away with it anyways The Ranch after that they played in Yep, yep.

Speaker: Okay. Have you ever seen... Scientology, we're not getting into that right now. We should not. We should start talking about, stop talking about now before they start suing us. yeah We didn't say, on second thought, we didn't say anything about what were what are you talking about Scientology?

Speaker: Anyways, have you seen the movie ah The Good Missy? Or wait, no, The Wrong Missy. The Wrong Missy. I have seen that one. I have seen that That has a comedy troupe in it that has Rob Schneider and David Spade in it. And like a little blip of Adam Sandler, I believe.

Speaker: But Lauren Lapkus, I fucking love her. And everybody tells me and that I remind them of her.

Speaker: And I don't know whether or not to take that as an insult. Or like a compliment. I don't know. I mean, like she is pretty adorable.

Speaker: You know what I mean? It's like she grows the fuck on you. She is pretty fucking adorable. I see her in a lot movies. She's also in ah Last Man on Earth or something like that.

Speaker: Yeah. Yeah. Wait, no, no, no, no. no no no Is she? I didn't watch the whole thing, so I don't know. um iss the She's the lady where like him and her are the the last ones on earth and they've been there for like ever. I know the show, but that's the wrong chick.

Speaker: That's a different chick. Yes. Oh. She's Jewish too, but um anyways. We're talking about the Missy, the chick that's the wrong Missy. The wrong Missy. Look it up, ho.

Speaker: Sorry. Slore. ah Slut? Is that what you said? Slore. Get it right. Oh, are we not allowed to say that? I don't give a fuck.

Speaker: But slore is my thing. I don't know what YouTube's credentials are. um Yeah, the wrong Missy has... She still has big eyes and a big nose, just like the other chick you're talking about, but they're not the same people.

Speaker: guess they are. No! Would you look at that? Yeah, the the wrong Messi also has David Spade, Nick Swartzen, Bobby Lee, Rob Schneider, and who else was I thinking of?

Speaker: Oh, Vanilla Ice is in it, too. Vanilla Ice? You know what's funny about Vanilla Ice is i one of my favorite... ah So that I have different types of video games I like.

Speaker: And one of them is I call them toilet games. And it's just like something you can pick up pick up and like set down and it just doesn't mean anything to you.

Speaker: And one of them is called Crime Boss, Rock Hay City. And one of the one of the gangsters in Rock K City is Vanilla Ice. And he's supposed to be this hardcore thug rapper and everything. And he sells Ecstasy in Miami and everything.

Speaker: Oh, my gosh. It's just so funny to screw up and kill him first. And then Danny Trejo's in it, too. So you go ahead and take him out next. You take Danny Trejo out second.

Speaker: trailo out second Just killing them all. Well, you have to take over the entire city like you're a crime boss, dude. What do you think this is? Do you think we're playing around? No, we're trying to become ca and pink the king of this city. All right.

Speaker: Don't start doing that. What? My tics ain't gonna happen. You did that. little bit Oh, did I? Sorry about that.

Speaker: It's okay. It's one of those things whenever you know you mix up a word, you kind of like rewind it that's kind of Yeah, but it's a tick for me. Oh, is it? Oh, okay. Sorry. No worries. That's not good. know Bites you like a tick.

Speaker: Gives you Lyme disease. That was so dumb. This is a comedy show. We aren't all killers. I'm sorry that I can't

Speaker: Just cut me out just like you're out of here. Done. Burn! Ow! We're here for funny. Alright? Get out of here. understand.

Speaker: I'm just kidding. i was pretty good. also so One of my also favorite actresses, Kate McKinnon. Kate McKinnon. She's a blonde.

Speaker: She was in Ghostbusters and Masterminds. think I know who you're talking about. The Jumbland one. She's fun. She's in a lot of fun things. Let's see. What's she in? it's She's so ridiculous.

Speaker: Yeah. Go on. Oh, my life. What do you mean by you two? Mastermind. She's in masterminds. Masterminds, yeah. I went in. She's like a tra transplanted a fart into your butt.

Speaker: Oh my goodness, Jandice! Jandice? yeah I'm sorry I'm not keeping up with the comments. I'm sorry. guess I guess you might be in there too.

Speaker: Love, Gwons. Love you too, man. well let's see So you just love women and men?

Speaker: No, he said he loves blondes, but then he said brunettes and redheads too. So like, he kind of went through all of it, except for black fucking racist.

Speaker: i grace As long as they're white, I don't care what color they are. What like color hair they are. yeah Canceled. a Want to hear a blonde joke?

Speaker: Not really into men. That's okay. Whatever, man. Whatever whatever here you're into or not into. yeah i they i We're happy to have you, though, Beltloop. Welcome to checking out this little podcast. We need new viewers, man. Or a woman. Actually, i don't know if you're not really into men. I mean, still don't know.

Speaker: if you you know You could be male or female. You know what I mean? so Thanks for coming. You know. Just really, man. I don't know. It's fine. You're good at that. like read You're fine. I'm trying to um follow your thing or post your post the comments.

Speaker: No. Oh. oh I'm trying to post your link.

Speaker: Ask. f hey well Hey, man, you can be whoever you want to be. Beltloop, congratulations. Be comfortable with it, dude. Thanks for helping out even though you're not really a part of the network.

Speaker: Huh? Nothing. I said thank you for helping out even though you're not really a part of the network. even You should be. I mean, you know, just too lazy to do shit. That's really what happens. I just need, I don't know.

Speaker: I don't know. I mean, it's not like I'm lazy. It's just like a billion things going on. So whenever there's a moment where like nothing's happening, I'm going to keep it that way.

Speaker: I'm glad to have you here, especially since Michael's late. I'm happy to be here.

Speaker: I'm a guy. But oh my gosh, there's too many comments to fucking can read. Holy shit. Oh, that said I'm a guy. Sorry, i don't have my glasses on. i thought That said I'm gay. That said I'm gay. That's what said. Hey man, don't care. i

Speaker: Good job. Thanks. Oh, God. Oh, my God. Hey, man, whatever. i was like, I don't even know why you're telling me that. It doesn't matter to me.

Speaker: It's like, oh, my God. Oh, my God. It's hilarious. I'm sorry. I'm so red faced right now. Go ahead and share a funny joke. thorman Me? funny joke?

Speaker: I wasn't talking to you. i was talking to Layla, but you can tell us a funny joke. turn If she wants to tell a funny joke, we'd love to hear a funny joke. I thought you were asking me to go ahead and vamp here because you're doing the comments and such.

Speaker: Well, no. Yeah. It's probably going to take her a while to type it in. and like belt loop. A little fucking speed typer over here. well yeah It can be a bit awkward when the chat is not at a comfortable level.

Speaker: I'm pretty comfortable. don't know. Is the chat comfortable for you about loop? ah Oh, Jesus Christ.

Speaker: I'm scared. Anyways, yeah. Tell us a joke while we're waiting. Oh, I mean, like there's so many tell. I mean, i don't even know what I've put. What did I even tell last time? i don't know.

Speaker: Um, What do we want to do? Okay, one of my favorites is probably... ah So, people keep telling me LeBron James is the goat, right?

Speaker: So, that made me wonder, is his wife Savannah, El Chupacabra, the goat sucker?

Speaker: Because he's the goat. she Yeah, he's the goat sucker. Yeah. Yeah. El Chupacabra. Do you not know your cryptids? Of course I do. say That was just a bond.

Speaker: That's a great joke. That joke kills. I'm just kidding. I'm ah i'm a Taurus. That's a bull. That's why when it comes to Dayton, I run headfirst into red flags.

Speaker: Oh gosh. Okay. The joke is here. How do you know when a blonde has been at the computer? There's a whiteout on the screen. Okay, I get it. Get it?

Speaker: Because you put the whiteout on the screen. It took me a second hint because I'm a blonde, okay?

Speaker: I know it doesn't look like it, but I am. Fuck, that's that's pretty good. Thanks, Beltloop, for that one. And Layla, she said she had a joke, but she wanted to share too.

Speaker: um Also, the other night, went or last Wednesday, when you were on for the voice time, one of my jokes has to do with shitting yourself.

Speaker: Yeah. i'm not I'm not going to say it. And you kept bringing it up. You kept talking about pooping yourself and I'm like, shut up, dude, shut up. look Michael could see it in my face. like he yeah We worked on it on the side, though. We went and put the things together.

Speaker: What'd you come up with? Did you work any more on it? I'm saying it. Yes, of course I did. Oh, you're waiting to unveil it, huh? Gotta come see it live, folks.

Speaker: Tyler, you go ahead and bring out all your jokes. Everybody that Here's my joke, Scott. Come out. like ahead i have like paying them drugs of of stuff I have like pages of stuff. of stuff.

Speaker: I mean, you know, that's you know how it works. You gave me the advice to um write down 10 jokes a day, right? Yes.

Speaker: That's basically what you said. um I've been doing more than that. I told you, you got to go ahead and 10 jokes a day, no less as many more as you want.

Speaker: But those don't count until towards tomorrow. And you know what? Don't save them. Don't sit there like I got one in my mind because I don't want to go ahead and have to write extra ones tomorrow.

Speaker: What you're going to learn is you're going forget those jokes and you're going just have to go ahead and start writing them. And not going to start keeping you in that mindset of writing jokes. It's going keep you in the comedy mindset, keeping you thinking of how jokes work.

Speaker: the joke structure and then anything can be a joke and it's just something that you see that is mundane to everybody else but you go ahead and put it in the comedy brain wait all parent ri comes out you you know do each of you have your own channels i am maybe going to have my own channel soon but snotty does have one if you want to post that in the chat i yeah know I'm at Snotty Actually, it's pretty simple to find me. I'm at Snotty Comedy on Facebook, YouTube, and CastBox.

Speaker: Snotty Comedy. yeah yeah Whenever I post anything, it's it's up there, whether it's audio or it's video or you know just me posting on Facebook. Facebook is most ah the one I do the most, so check that out.

Speaker: Oh, we got a joke in here. Oh, yeah. Follow him. Like Share subscribe to Snotty Comedy.

Speaker: Ts, by the way. Yeah. Isn't that how you smell it? Or it? Spell it. My last name is Snotty. S-N-O-D-D. S-N-O-D-D.

Speaker: That's right. G-R-E-S-S. vice spell not he But with two Ts. Because of your... because of our and that nicknames the one that stuck for that reason and i was like well it's better than snod grass or it's not on grass or hey tyler your lawnmower's full of boogers just keep it simple straight snotty it's naughty all right so why don't skeleton animators ever get mad because they don't have the guts but the drawings do

Speaker: ah I've heard a a ah similar joke to that for sure.

Speaker: very If you do have channels with content, yeah, just look up snotty comedy. i have a bunch of sketches up there from COVID where I was just bored and I didn't like I was laid off and everything for like two weeks.

Speaker: And, uh, I was an essential worker, so I didn't get to have like a long time off. but right But yeah, so I was off for that time, did a bunch of sketches. i go ahead and post ah any like sets that i'm I'm kind of like not regularly doing anymore.

Speaker: do you want me to play yours right now? The one that we played last week. i't I don't think that one was all that great. That one was probably one of my bomb ones because I record like all my sets. And hey, folks, they're not all awesome.

Speaker: na Some of them are good. Most of the time, I'm pretty good at it. But some days, you got 10 people in the crowd and they've been sitting there for three hours. So what do you fucking do? Yeah.

Speaker: Why did the animator get kicked out of the bakery? Because they kept keyframing the dough. Now it rises on schedule. oh On animators, I'm not sure they're Citizen Z animations.

Speaker: Is it the one with 35 subs? Probably. Probably.

Speaker: yeah ah And they're all my mother, just so you know. Yes. a ah Did you hear about the dude that worked at the calendar factory?

Speaker: It was a really cush job until he got fired for taking days off.

Speaker: Because he took days off the calendar.

Speaker: Oh, my God. It's not that it's not a funny joke. It's just that you got to go ahead and explain the punchline to her.

Speaker: That's the funny part. Oh, my gosh. Okay. Your hair looks better groomed now if I'm looking at the right channel. No, that's a funny joke.

Speaker: I don't know. might be me. ah Well, thank you for the subscription. Make sure you too make... That's or to hard. ah Make sure you like, share, and subscribe. oh nope. That's not it.

Speaker: I'm doing so good. What are you doing?

Speaker: We need Michael. Thank you very much, Beltloop. welcome Welcome to the Snotty Comedy family. and got some memes up there. Scroll through them.

Speaker: I'm pressed on the wrong one. I don't have my glasses on either. anything baby is. Sorry. Narcissism here. I gotta talk about myself when I'm being talked about. Well, you showed up to help us out tonight. Go for it. I wish I still had the link in here. i like the sound of my own voice. You know how it is.

Speaker: I think... Is that it? I don't know. I want to play your video. a so Okay, if you want to. You You can.

Speaker: um badly that's that's our list i don't think it's on here anymore well lucky you guys you don't have to watch that disaster

Speaker: ira ah my i think my vegas set is on youtube all right i'm just gonna do this because you won't do it ah and i my f yeah ah

Speaker: I'm gonna put up your link because it's not in the thing anymore.

Speaker: Michael Copenhaver said i need an animator to pick their brain. oh yeah, you guys can see each other. What am I talking about? You can see. labor yeah

Speaker: Michael Copenhaver wants to talk to some ah so an animator and pick their brain for info. and I subscribe subscribe to every chatter in the chat and he'll be home soon.

Speaker: go oh There you go. You posted it up there. You got it. You did it. I did it. I did it. You know what you did.

Speaker: better not be talking about me, bitch.

Speaker: Probably talking about me. I don't have enamel on my teeth, so thanks. and We talked about that earlier, too. Can I invite y'all to a live stream? It's not my own.

Speaker: um <unk>s Think about it.

Speaker: Play a Cods ride, maybe. Michael. What's the stream? I mean, we're just chit-chatting, kind of. I mean, we were talking about comedy troops for a second there. Then we got lost in the comments, and we've been going back and forth between the comments and just kind of joking around with each other, I guess. I don't know. I like Tina Say and Amy Poehler.

Speaker: Those are one of my favorite comedy troupes. They're together a lot. Tina Fey is good. And Amy Poehler. ah You know, you got, what is that, Date Night? Date Night's a good one with Tina Fey.

Speaker: Oh, the two of them are in that one where ah Amy Poehler's pregnant. Baby Mama. Baby Mama! That's one of my favorite fucking movies all time. I have that written down. I meant to talk about that. Thank you for that.

Speaker: well now you even Talk talk about, talk about baby mama. Oh, it also has that. Thanks for hanging out tonight. Sorry, I'm so late, guys. Thanks for popping in.

Speaker: Tyler and saving my ass. Citizen Z. Very cool, very cool.

Speaker: There's a lot of comments. They're going real quick. How are you doing, Michael? i won my match. just yeah What Matt are you talking about? As you can see, did you notice I redid the studio a little bit? Yeah, the shelf next. The cat last week knocked a bunch of my stuff over.

Speaker: It was a plastic table, thank goodness, because some my ah glass collectibles were there. Almost B-Ed, almost B-Ed. Cool. I played billiards tonight, Nineball.

Speaker: yeah Yeah, that's what you were saying. You were out playing pool. Somebody asked what kind of match. Oh, in the comments. I asked just so people... Oh, you asked. Sorry, I zoned out there for a second. Oh, somebody else asked for swim and boxing as well. oh No, if somebody else asked too.

Speaker: My bad. My bad. These comments have been going so fast. My brain is hurting. Yeah.

Speaker: mil toward- looking bage Who is she talking about? He or she? but the Probably me. No, it just said me.

Speaker: What's new, gang? Not much. How are you doing today, Michael Copenhaver? I'm above the dirt. I'm calling it a win. Did you win the ah when when the the the pool tournament game thingy?

Speaker: Not a tournament. you call yeah i won my game okay don't know you just said that homie open it yes i'm reading these comments they're flying past over here i know feel free to drop the uh link to that uh that person's uh page channel whatever that'd be great and i uh subscribe to everybody here uh belt loop layla ah who's the other fellow? Citizen in Z Animation. I got you too. if We all know I came in and subscribed everybody.

Speaker: Yeah, and now it's your turn to take care of the fucking comments, dude, because my brain hurts. little I like funny jokes. Those are my favorite too.

Speaker: The not funny jokes are the worst. We wear black.

Speaker: On Wednesdays you wear black? Yeah, you know like the quote on Wednesdays we wear pink on Mean Girls? Ah, yes. yes Another Tina Fey movie.

Speaker: Yeah, yeah. I think that was actually your first movie. Wasn't it? That was like your first written and directed movie or whatever? think it's one of first ones.

Speaker: i know she wrote I know she wrote it, but are you sure she read it? Double Dog, I found From Texas. isza say you See? Are you looking down at me?

Speaker: He's trying to go through the comments and he's having a hard time too. Oh, his are ADHD. Look at this thing, dude.

Speaker: yeah That's all of us, okay? I have no idea what Nightbot is. Nightbot. night bought the fuck is a nightbot don't slow down don't uh don't ever hit the brakes

Speaker: and okay i need a break go ahead take take take a step back good ahead just a second yes Tyler uh have you been promoting yourself at all since had you been in here ah Yeah, ah actually, yeah our new buddy here, Beltloop29, went ahead and subscribed to my YouTube, apparently.

Speaker: Yeah. good Very thankful. he's like He's like, is it the one with 35 people on there? I'm like, yep, yep, it probably is. And they are all my mother.

Speaker: so Your mother and 34 bots. Yes. I'm not a bot. I'm sure I'm subscribed to ah Probably. I don't know.

Speaker: No, his mother just made 35 different profiles. I'm worried about you got access to my... You had a skill to laugh. Thank you for the subscribe belt. We appreciate it Yeah.

Speaker: Awesome. Nine out of ten grannies approved. yeah Yes. All right. I can... I just... I needed to scratch my ass for a second. I didn't want you guys to see it.

Speaker: Okay. Thank you for that. There you go. you thank you Thank you. Thank you. I mean, what is that song? Is that the sound of you scratching your ass? No, it was applause. No, that's my ass clapping.

Speaker: What? Yeah, I saw that MS Mississippi. Yep. Yep. What is your, what's your channel all about? Bell loop.

Speaker: Mandy. What up, bitch? What up, girl? Oh my gosh. Mandy posted a picture of herself on my profile picture that I have on Facebook and somebody got offended by it and now it's blocked and you can't see it. It's like offensive material. Why?

Speaker: I don't fucking know. And I don't know who did it. And it's just her and going like that. Do you have certain people blocked or what?

Speaker: Uh, I'm doing good, Mandy. Uh, I have some people blocked, but I just... Of course I have some people blocked. I can shoot the sheet the best of them, Belle. It'll pick me up sometime. I love to come in.

Speaker: Making a face. What kind of face? Resting Beatrice? and No, she's just sticking out her tongue going... my stay a weird picture.

Speaker: Trolls and haters are my favorites. I never block them.

Speaker: Their hatred of me fuels me. Just like the like you give You give me power just by hating me. like the The fact that you hate me so much means that like you're thinking of me regularly. you know That's right. Still in their mind.

Speaker: Helps me wake up every morning. It's like, yeah, that bastard still hates me. He's probably thinking about it right now. Do you know this person? This lady? No. I did not.

Speaker: Well, never. Well, thanks for coming in and sending your nasty little comments. Appreciate the watches. Yeah. I understand I'm skinny. Runs in the teens.

Speaker: and what What days? Saturdays? Saturdays? they serious

Speaker: right misery love company and um i just laugh at their misery personally because uh if me doing well makes me feel bad about you well that's your problem that my hey you have nothing better to do but hate on people sad life definitely better things to worry about you know what i mean don't loop our flagship show is nonsensical nonsense it's every saturday oh some per fidelis oh never more mar i didn't like

Speaker: oh Thank you for your service. Happy belated Veterans Day. actually It's not Beltloop. It's his friend. Devil Dog. I know. That's what I was saying.

Speaker: Forward to your buddy, Devil Dog. Oh, God. You're a police officer. Well, thank you for your service, here but But as the channel says, his job is not his whole identity.

Speaker: He's a regular person just like us. I know. Hey, dude, not all cops are shitty assholes. I love them, you know? ge I'm just saying because of the contents that I may or may not have ah around me. I'm pretty sure you're not in his jurisdiction as he's a missile.

Speaker: Oh, yeah, true. It's legal here. We're good. We're good. They don't know where we're at. They have GPS trackers on us. don't need to know nothing. Bro. Holy As somebody knocks on my door.

Speaker: but sorry

Speaker: Was it a police night? I think somebody is taking the trash out because I hear all types of stuff going around the house. I'm like, oh shit, do they actually have my GPS? Are they here? that like Did you send the cops? What the fuck?

Speaker: I thought something was going on. Are they swatting you right there? swatting No, just Heidi being a dork. They're taking the trash out. Is it trash day? No, it's not not for me anyway. It's trash day for me.

Speaker: It's always trash day for you. Everybody has trash day. That would be a logistical nightmare. Do you know how many garb i mean man garbage trucks would be everywhere on Wednesdays if everyone had trash day on the same day. Heidi, can you be quiet? I'm trying to pause. No shit, because Wednesday would be trash day.

Speaker: I can't.

Speaker: you You two are perfect. What I was able to hear what i wasn able to hear, I had to laugh because you were saying to him a kind of shit that I have to say to you something. Heidi, stop it.

Speaker: Thanks for popping our... Thank you. you He, she, they, them, thanks for hanging out with us. and Get at me. Get at me, Bell Loop. and get at me bell lua I'll look into popping in with you guys.

Speaker: Yeah, I'll join too. I like you. I was down in this chat, man. i mean, that's how I got on here, right? I don't know. I don't know what you get off on.

Speaker: I said that's how I got on here. Wow. Whose mind's in the gutter? Golly gee. You guys already know that I'm perverted. Okay.

Speaker: We're not going to get canceled for that. Okay. won't get canceled for that. Michael, give me that Facebook.

Speaker: The pop-up.

Speaker: No. Glad to have you here. Snotty. Yeah, glad to be here. That's great. It's all about words, right? It's not a dirty mind. It's a sexy imagination. There you go.

Speaker: There you go. Mandy gets me. She's my people. That's a good one, Beltloop. I'm what you call a stupid advisor, he says. I've always said this. ah Where do you put the the employee who is the absolute worst where they can do the least amount of damage?

Speaker: Management. yeah That's good. That's simple. See, sometimes you just have to keep it simple and relatable.

Speaker: Because everybody's had a shitty manager, right?

Speaker: be what yeah yeah i guess yeah five dollars five

Speaker: dollars uh you spelled that one wrong it's ameliorate without the first r it's testable alien and i know what that means just can't think of it right offhand i'm struggling and i haven't even smoked Thanks for the are all You're the best.

Speaker: Thanks, Beltloop, for all the love.

Speaker: Multi-syllable words confuse people. ah That's okay. I'm just a prick. I'm just a prick. You were talking about five other words and then you misspelled one when I had to call you out for it.

Speaker: Because I'm an asshole. That's what I do best. Professional idiot and kind of a dick. But I'm a nice one. I'm a nice piece of shit. yeah he's the nicest pizza oh my god i gotta see that

Speaker: no we got rick for that you got what rick another member of the network oh oh the uh the mayhead what do they call the uh he's he's the um attorney right yeah Totally. yeah Yeah. You'll find.

Speaker: They talk about football on Mondays. On Sundays. Sundays. mondays Unnecessary roughly. I kind of look like I'm supposed to be here to go ahead and talk about sports ball with my college shirt and everything. Either that or Taco Bell interview.

Speaker: Like you're about to play golf. Yeah. Like I'm about to play golf. Okay. Sorry. Anyway. This is the first thing I found in my freaking clothes basket. Clean club. See, you're fucking Canadian. How are you not Canadian? the basket Living out of clothes baskets instead of drawers and fucking hangers and shit in the closet.

Speaker: What do i have to worry about that for, dude? I have an iron. I can iron my clothes if I need to. You are more and more acting like a golfer.

Speaker: what The more you talk. Acting like a golfer?

Speaker: Yeah, because golfers wear those shirts and they iron their shit out because they're all fancy and shit. um I mean, from time to time, you like to have some pleated pants when you're wearing a nice suit or something, you know what mean? Or some good khakis or, you know.

Speaker: What happened at Michael's wedding? Because You were awfully wrinkly. What are you talking? you better You better watch out. You better watch out on that one because my mom went ahead and ironed that suit. So you better watch out. Oh, mommy's boy. And you cleaned your shoes.

Speaker: No, I cleaned my own shoes. Thank you very much. With, what are they called? The Clorox Magic Erasers. I tell you what, if you need to take care of your shoes, Clorox Magic Erasers.

Speaker: Whitens them up and does not hurt the leather. I got one over there. Yeah. Fuck yeah. Mandy wants to know, Tyler, are you going for the Jake from State Farm look? Yes. Yes, I am.

Speaker: It needs to be red. Yeah, it does need to be red. I need to have a red shirt and khakis. This could be Allstate. Are you Allstate safe? Are you so safe? Allstate safe?

Speaker: Is that your Jake from State Farm voice? No, that's what that's that's all what's his name. ah ah The original Allstate dude. Are you kidding me?

Speaker: You'll get it. You'll get there. you'll get there i don't know his name. Google's right in front of you.

Speaker: i'm trying to read these messages. It's so difficult.

Speaker: I'm loving the hate right now. It's awesome. Yeah, it is. I mean, if you have nothing better to do than come in and talk about somebody's physical appearance.

Speaker: Yes. Right on. I get it. I get It is Dennis Haysbert.

Speaker: You're in good hands, he says. Yeah, that guy. i did I totally got the name wrong. So... if you set a glass move your task Can you hear me now?

Speaker: oh well He switched from Sprint or no Verizon to Sprint. And then I think he went to jail, didn't he? Who did?

Speaker: Oh, the can you hear me now, dude? Yeah. Oh, i i did I didn't hear about all that. Get out of here. I think his name's Paul. Isn't it Paul?

Speaker: Hi, I'm Paul.

Speaker: You guys know that, right? You're old enough for that. The three-eyed monkey. Yeah. What? Hi, I'm Paul. I'm a neutron. It's like after they do the... attendant dining It's like the producer, you know, after cartoons and stuff.

Speaker: They have the producers and such. so You're almost as good at words as me. andy says Yeah, I love that monkey. wait

Speaker: yeah i love that monkey yeah Oh, Jerry from Subway is definitely in jail. He's taking footlongs all day. Oh, yeah, for sure. Good. We can only hope.

Speaker: Yeah, well. A little fuck.

Speaker: Anyways, that took a really weird turn.

Speaker: Oh, eBay. Okay. This is for Layla. What the fuck are you doing here? Yeah, get the fuck out of here. I'm like trying not to read the message. I really don't know what makes her think that her freaking pudgy ass is even so special that she can talk about what I look like.

Speaker: At least I'm in shape. Would your big fat nose have an ass? Fucking four eyes? Fucking short hair? Can you even grow long hair? What the fuck you talking about? You want to go ahead and have some angry time?

Speaker: Mandy wonders if Jared's still getting $5 footlongs.

Speaker: Fucking saggy-ass titties look like eggs on a nail, bitch. Ooh! Dropping... Thank you for sticking up for me.

Speaker: Girl, seriously.

Speaker: Round is a shape. It's one of my favorites. Hey, I'm not the one that's sitting here going ahead and having physical opinions about people trying to talk to people. I could care less what you look like.

Speaker: Obviously, I barely care about what I look like does lay if you believe in this Layla chick, dude. Jesus Christ. Skeletor's shape is pole. You can't even finish a fucking sentence the correct way. and I wish I was a pole. that I could have cheeks Riding all around me.

Speaker: Anyways, that was bad. That was a bomb. That sucked. That sucked. I don't care. Fuck this person. Mandy, I'm a shave. Randy's a shave. I love you, Mandy.

Speaker: You are a pull dummy. No, I'm not. I'm Brittany, bitch.

Speaker: Anyways, Michael Copenhaver, how are you doing today? Again, and fucking fantastic. I'm above the dirt. I'm calling it a win. yeah Hell yeah. We alive. Okay. Still going.

Speaker: You know, this is working all day. Dude, I've been working on my friend's house doing electrical over there. I tell you what, dude. There is a reason I have gotten out of that business, dude.

Speaker: Doing old work is one of the biggest pain in the butt. You gotta go ahead and I've been so stressed out. I was supposed to go over there today, but I told her I needed a break then you guys called. So that's why I'm here.

Speaker: Because I told i told Brittany, she said ah she asked if she wanted if I wanted to come on again. I was like, yeah, sure. But I got to do electrical today. was like, OK, so I didn't end up.

Speaker: I

Speaker: maybe i didn't know. Because I wasn't I hadn't talked to Michael. So I was like, I don't know what the fuck's going on. So maybe we can have you back on again.

Speaker: hoie Tonight is just normal for me. I don't play people on Wednesdays. But the idiots that runs our league fucking schedule us for next Thursday. So we played that match today.

Speaker: so oliberg

Speaker: Glick is my brother. Big bro. That's my big bro right there. So fuck yeah. and Get out of here with you. on the silar and stillard that's a good one

Speaker: just Just leave. like We don't need the views. happened Loserliness. Just hanging out just to talk shit to somebody.

Speaker: It's ridiculous. as i mean It is what it is. I mean, you're going to have freaking shitty people and stuff like that. you know I mean, it's part of the bag, dude.

Speaker: You know what mean? right You're going to have people that really love you and try to stalk you, and then you're going to have haters as well. Oh, yeah. You were born in 93, too, huh?

Speaker: Dude, we've talked about this already. What month? Were we the same month? No, October. October. Smoke some more weed, they said.

Speaker: i I mean, I did smoke. yeah Yeah, October 6th. And then you told me your mom's was October 10th. No, my mom's August 11th.

Speaker: Oh. I don't know why. Did I tell you what my mom's birthday was? I think you did. Well, I guess not. Here we go.

Speaker: here we go ah Jesus Christ. Jesus Christ. Nothing to do with this. i always say, don't hate the player, or hate the game.

Speaker: ah I mean, the haters are part of it. I mean, you know, it just freaking happens. Um, and And the thing is, is sometimes, you know, you're just having fun BSing with each other and somebody else goes ahead. And the funny thing is, is it's so funny go ahead and watch a hater change from laughing to all of a sudden hating it. It's like all...

Speaker: The whole time you're telling jokes and they're on track with you and then it comes around to their neck of the woods and then all of a sudden they're all angry at you and they hate you and they won't laugh at anything and they're heckling you.

Speaker: it's like, you know, there was a butt of every single joke before I got around to you and you didn't have nothing to say about them. But then whenever it was personal, that's hypocrisy. That's what that is.

Speaker: See, Michael, he didn't like me when I first showed up to the network. Oh, yeah? He tells me this. He's told me this a few times. that He didn't like me.

Speaker: But he's come along and he he's warmed up to me. Yeah. And now I'm going be on a show with him. Bringing you out.

Speaker: Bringing us both out. Let's go ahead and drop it again. We're going to be out on New Year's Eve at the Underground Lounge. is that What part of Ohio is that? Is that Champion?

Speaker: Warren, Ohio. Warren, Ohio. Yeah. And then we have Robert Coleman as the headliner. Oh, yes.

Speaker: Of course, of course. He was the 2025 winner of the World Series comedy event. Did I that right? Yes, you did. It's the largest touring comedy competition in the world.

Speaker: Yeah. And then, of course, we have Michael emceeing, unfortunately. not fortunately, but he has a lot of work to do that night because he is also doing his stand-up act as well. Yeah, cash out this Brittany Bish.

Speaker: I wouldn't be mad.

Speaker: Skeletor and Sith Lord. Good one. hold That's why you don't do comedy.

Speaker: I know, and they're pretty hacky. I mean, geez, they really it really ran out their punchline there. skelatorre skelator Skeletor, Skeletor, Skeletor, I get why I'm skinny. I get it. my mom's the same way.

Speaker: I can't help how I grew. i grew on him. It's all right. I don't really care.

Speaker: I know I'm skinny bones. I don't know what the problem is. I mean, like, I got a high metabolism or I'm broke. what it's What do you want me to do? You know? jesus right Mine's the second one, but you know, what are you going to do?

Speaker: No, I eat food. I eat food. I can go eat four burgers right now. They might be sliders, but I could still eat them.

Speaker: Do you get your sliders at the medieval themed hamburger restaurant? Ooh. m I have. Which one's the medieval themed you sameed one

Speaker: Is it Medieval Times where you get the chicken leg? Oh, I thought you were talking like a fast food restaurant. That was Medieval. Not Medieval Castle. Oh, White Castle. okay Okay, White Castle. Yes, yes.

Speaker: We don't have one of those out here, so I'm not familiar. I have had it once.

Speaker: But it was leftovers. So it wasn't very good. Oh, no. The only thing we get is we get it from the freezer section.

Speaker: You know, packs.

Speaker: That's as close as I've gotten to have on them. Also, my job and the vending machines at work. We used to call that the the wheel of death because like everything in there was expired.

Speaker: Layla, I will say I do have hyperthyroidism, so.

Speaker: Cool. Good joke. And Mandy? This cold is kicking my butt. I'll talk to y'all this weekend. oh Thank you for stopping by, Mandy. You're the bomb. I you feel better, Mandy.

Speaker: Feel better. Get under some blankies. I made a mistake. What did you do now? I put Beltloop and Time Out on accident. oh Oh.

Speaker: It wasn't them. It was the typical breakup. it It wasn't you. It was me

Speaker: Shit. I did mention i have five channels. i get it. You're protecting your channel. It's cool. Still, if you get a chance to drop by Saturday, hang on panel. Well, hey, we have a Saturday night panel where we let everybody in Well, mostly everybody.

Speaker: wow good job. Bell looks back. Yeah, he's back. I got five channels. I'll go ahead and get on here if I want to watch it. Well, I'm glad you did.

Speaker: Thanks for that, buddy. I'm sorry about that. Son of a gun. I did not mean to do that. it was for I'm tired of seeing other 80s messages. I know who that is. Is it blazing?

Speaker: It probably is. I thought it was. It probably is. What time is what, Bellloop? I missed something.

Speaker: right but oh What time? We start on around 7-ish on Saturdays. 7-ish. But we did start on time this time. wasn't on live. We did a whole 15 minutes before y'all got out here.

Speaker: my god. And so we had to deal with my freaking intro twice.

Speaker: Actually, we have to deal with the three times, I believe, because started it. After we were we realized we false started it, you false started it three more times.

Speaker: Oh, wait, it's still not live. oh wait, it's still not live.

Speaker: It wasn't going because my my computer is still in ah Arizona time. ah when i can't Yeah, it's 10.07 on my computer, but it's really 9.09 my phone.

Speaker: So when I went to start it, it was 7.15, so it wouldn't allow me to start the stream on some of the stuff. Oh, okay. So I changed it to 7.30.

Speaker: but

Speaker: Crazy. silly yeah I go live on other channels. I was chatting with... but my time slot is 8. That's his um regular Beltloop channel, Beltloop29. Yep, yep, yep.

Speaker: I'll throw you a fellow once i get there. Absolutely. I always follow people back, so you know it. Thanks for being here. Thank you for loving me.

Speaker: Absolutely. Thanks to you for being there. Do you know where that's from? No, I don't. Where's it from? Bob's Burgers. Oh, I have never seen it. that That came out after I stopped having cable.

Speaker: Yeah, I've never seen Bob's Burgers. I do like the dude who does Bob, though. I like a i mean, I've liked him since home movies. You know, he's just got good voice. He's got a good delivery.

Speaker: Good comic, too. What is it? where iss it His name is H. John Benjamin. Yes, yes it is. Yeah, he does good commercials too. what Which one is it? Is it Wendy's or is it Arby's that he used to do?

Speaker: He lost me there. I don't we but some commercials on He's funny guy. yeah i'm saying he is I do like his voice. He was also on what's that one movie? He was Archer.

Speaker: Yes, he is Archer. Yes, yes. What's his name again? H. but fucking o is John Benjamin. Yeah, Benjamin.

Speaker: and um Oh, golly day. That's bright. um There's a movie. Fuck ass. She has to say. Yeah,

Speaker: yeah, yeah, yeah. yeah um Farts. um Movies. The one with the blue, whatever the fuck, has a bunch of good... You know what? I give up.

Speaker: I don't care. Actually, I might be wrong. But his voice is great.

Speaker: Yeah, dude. He's one my faves. Red Hot American Summer, too. That's what I was guessed! Thank you! oh Thank you. that what you were going for? Yeah, he's in that as well.

Speaker: and Dude, that movie gets so crazy. Like, out of nowhere. They go into town and, like, what's-her-name is doing heroin in, like, an apartment building. You're like, whoa, where the fuck did this come from? Jesus.

Speaker: It gets crazy in that movie. But it does have Elizabeth Smart in it or whatever her name is. What's her name? Liz... Elizabeth... I don't think it's Elizabeth Smart. it's Elizabeth Banks. amo Yes, you're right.

Speaker: Yeah, Elizabeth Banks. went a hat Always been into that lady. And I'm not really all that crazy about blondes, but you know she's she's a good one. Blondes a little bit like a dime a dozen for me. you know They're everywhere.

Speaker: Have you guys seen the movie a Rough Night? Wait, what is... me um YouTube Police. It's also Beltloop. He's got tons and tons of channels. but lose this day we're all where Any of us are welcome to pop in on his live stream.

Speaker: Awesome.

Speaker: I was reading his ah YouTube Police channel. Listen, this is funny. get Some people freak out when I show up on this channel. Yeah, i almost ran. Yeah, so it's a little rough. i already had people going ahead and telling them like the plot was not coming to my house.

Speaker: don't need YouTube police popping up here. Literally... The description on the YouTube police channel. I started this channel to talk with other officers.

Speaker: That didn't work out, so I decided to have fun with it. I actually am a police officer, but I don't work for YouTube and have no authority on here. If you're one of those people that think you know everything and think I have to give you my name and or my badge number, I don't.

Speaker: There's enough animosity for police, so I won't give you that information. This is a public forum, and if you want to share all your information to anybody here, go ahead. It's not for me. If you enjoy the content, then watch it and hang around. If not, then leave. I love that.

Speaker: That does it. You know? Yeah. I'm just talking all that trash. Zero videos. Zero any engagement whatsoever.

Speaker: and ah It's alright, dude. It is what it is. I'm still going to stick to calling it Beltloop because... right ah yeah Officer Officer Beltloop.

Speaker: officer ratler Hello there, Officer Beltloo.

Speaker: ah I'm definitely not. yeah so I'm definitely not for everybody. Well, you're here for us, so thanks. We're here for you.

Speaker: i don't think anybody's for everybody. Yeah. Exactly. care who you are, you'll find someone that will hate you for no good reason. Exactly. We had proof tonight.

Speaker: ah Stuff. s That's what stuff.

Speaker: Stiff. He needs stuff.

Speaker: If it's stiff. hey Yeah, I mean, that's that's kind of the best way to go, man. You don't really want to get too political these days anyways, you know, because

Speaker: You get lost in the weeds. You know? don't know. you know These days people are just like program bots anymore. they're They're like those wind up robots and they just send them out each other. Or make profiles by people that do that thing.

Speaker: Yeah, the bot profiles too. No, we made profiles because they're trying to creep on us. oh Oh, oh, oh, oh, yeah. You're talking about what's his nuts.

Speaker: What's his nuts? I don't know if he has any. don't know. I didn't like that dude whenever I met him anyway, so I was kind of trying yeah i' know know

Speaker: to say. I don't know. Ass, ass. That is exactly what he is. Yeah. There you go. There you go. youtube police belt loop You say you're a redneck quite a bit.

Speaker: How do you feel about well the redneck guy? what's the name Jeff Foxworthy.

Speaker: I like Jeff Foxworthy. oh so I like some of his stuff, but some of his stuff just like also was bad. who Who are your favorite blue-collar folks?

Speaker: Well, I guess Jeff Foxworthy would probably be the top one. Really? I like Bill Langvault. Oh, he's good. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I like silly jerkers. Like I said, Jeff Ackery is like one of my favorites. Just because he's goofy and cute and whatever.

Speaker: I understand. and you know Absurdist comics are pretty exciting. you You'll probably like my comedy if you like absurdist goofballs. No, I watch your stuff. ah I'm good.

Speaker: but Whatever! hey i have no I'll go ahead and put you on mute like we did, Blake, alright?

Speaker: I... I don't even have any videos out there anymore. So I have no room to talk. My bad. I'm just talking shit. Oh, I'm just joking. That's all right. That's okay. i get laughs when I'm on stage. I know how good I'm doing.

Speaker: You're a funny cat. That's for sure. Tyler is better every single time I see him perform. He gets better every time. It's unbelievable, though. No.

Speaker: No, I believe him. Michael is nothing but honest. Honestly. I'll work at it, dude. Got it. That's what you gotta do. Just go work at it.

Speaker: Each time it gets better and better because you have more experience. I'm losing my fucking voice again. I'm sorry. I sound so shrill. ah Where'd you where did you have it last?

Speaker: I don't know.

Speaker: Why is it in a belt loop? I'm sorry. Lost it i said ah in a belt loop. yeah Hey, are you calling me a slur?

Speaker: You're not wrong. I mean, i I understand, dude. I mean, it's crazy these days. You know, people... and it's not really like... The woke stuff is kind of difficult, but it's not really like being woke that's a problem. It's like being, accepting people is fine, but it's like you go to extremes and you, you get to an extreme where you're only looking out of the front of your own skull, which means you're not going ahead and giving people equality. You know what mean? You're just looking out of the front your own skull. So it's, I don't know. It's just dumb.

Speaker: know I don't know. I can't, I can't even give time to it anymore because it's just everywhere. It's everywhere. Everywhere.

Speaker: Get over yourselves. I've got way better things to do than be angry about what other people say and or think. I know. I know. i let the the hell out of me and i just i let it go. Never mind. I can't sing that. Well, I mean, I heard i heard a saying that when

Speaker: hating someone is like poisoning yourself and hating that the hoping that they'll die Yeah. Hating somebody else is like eating poison and hoping they're going to die from it. that's right Exactly right.

Speaker: I think that's a Buddhist... ah bo I think it's Nietzsche or something like that? or No. one of it was It was Gandhi. Gandhi! yeah one of them I was like, I know what this is.

Speaker: I thought... you're You're right, but yeah I was thinking of what's the what's the other Japanese... oh Speaking of you're right, hey, Tyler, where the fuck did you get your information on on the origins of sayings and stuff? Because you're super duper way wrong about Topsy Turvy.

Speaker: Oh, yeah? Yeah. I mean, Facebook? I heard part of it is correct, but half of it was definitely I never heard before. Topsy the Elephant was fried by Edison, yes.

Speaker: Yes. Yes. But the term topsy-turvy has been around since the 1500s. Oh, I did not know that. um My family says it all the time.

Speaker: They can kiss my grits. My dad says that all the time. I'm a little bit head back too. so Famous television character said that. Kiss my grits. Sue got it right.

Speaker: so got right Of course you've got it right. Flo.

Speaker: Flo? Are you talking about... Well, Beltloop, that's the name of the show. I was thinking of Flo from the and insurance commercial. Yeah, of course you were. That's your generation's Flo.

Speaker: That's right, not Alice's Flo.

Speaker: there was a l There was a movie called Alice's Restaurant. And... I know I didn't suggest for a minute that I wasn't.

Speaker: So they took the mission the movie out restaurant turned it into a television series. Uh, no, maybe it was called Alice doesn't live here anymore. recall. Good. She's a bitch. It was called Alice.

Speaker: Character was flow. The great Vic Tayback played Mel.

Speaker: But anyway, uh, how's that talking? I don't know. You were talking about it.

Speaker: Kiss my grits. Yeah, kiss my grits. I go like this, Belle Lou. I had to come to the understanding that I am Miracle Whip.

Speaker: Not everybody likes Miracle Whip. Some people but prefer a mayonnaise. That has nothing to do with me. Cool Whip. Cool Whip.

Speaker: Cool Whip. What's that from? Oh, I already know. family ah you Big J! Everybody knows that one.

Speaker: What up, Big J? What's the J stand for? Hopefully it's a joint. yeah they ah They read that every year on Thanksgiving Day.

Speaker: Tons and tons of classic rock stations read the ah Alice's Restaurant. well's It's a spoken word song. Arlo. mind My old best friend just had a baby and she named her son Arlo. Nice.

Speaker: Yeah.

Speaker: I love Thanksgiving. I can't wait. hello while

Speaker: Z106. Now we know who you listen to.

Speaker: Now we know where you live. I had a podcast. I was ZM109 for a while. Well, didn't have a podcast. I was on it. but Oh, that's right. That's my boy Jeff. Bulldog. What up, dude?

Speaker: I just ran into him yesterday. Wait. Sunday? Sunday. No, no, no. Bulldog. He's a for friend of mine from Billiards.

Speaker: Nice. What up, Bulldog? Thanks for stopping by. Did you type so much that I'm like trying to keep everything together. this We appreciate the comments. for real Thank you very much. thank you and Thanks for your like and subscribe.

Speaker: Yeah. belt loop i say Michael, where's your face? Why are you hiding? I forgot I did that. You've been like that for the past 10, 15 days. I look at me.

Speaker: I look at you guys and I look at some of the comments more or less. That's the way to be. an open book. Especially when you're late to the show. Be honest in all things. There's no reason not to be.

Speaker: Except... I won't say that. I already know where you were going with that, I think. They are supposed to. i don't know that they do necessarily, but they are supposed to. But here's the thing about lives, and I'm sure you know this because you have a bunch of lives on yours.

Speaker: Hey, Arliss Walker in the house. yeah ah you The motherfucking legend. The Trumbull County King. orlo Walker, everybody. How's it going, Arliss?

Speaker: That's my dude. We were making fun of you the whole time when we were out there after. No, the, the, uh, what's the thing that you do before you do the wedding? for herful dinner He's funny as shit.

Speaker: Let's do this right here. Check him out. That's right. Friends of the channel, friends of the network. One of my absolute best, no, no friend, my ass. He's my brother. That's my older, dumber, much uglier brother.

Speaker: And he's funnier, too. So um anyways, ah check out the Southern Outlaws band. He good people. Their band's cool.

Speaker: Drop the link for troubling for what? Oh, for Arliss. I think for Arliss Walker. For Southern Outlaws. i think I think she just posted on the main thing. Drop it in the comments, though.

Speaker: But I can't. Oh, OK. Maybe I'll try. fuck it. um I wasn't prepared for that. one yeah Don't you? again What?

Speaker: You said join chat over where the comments are at the bottom.

Speaker: Right? You go over to comments and all the the way at the bottom, there's a little button that says join the chat. Then you can go ahead and join that chat room. but He's in top messages. Are you on YouTube?

Speaker: No, I'm on StreamYard. Well, he's not on StreamYard, so we can't drop it in the private messages or whatever. And I can't go and comment. be and I know, but that goes not as me.

Speaker: Oh, he's on YouTube. Like once the live stops, all the comments drop. Yeah. Oh, okay. Okay. I understand tonight. I'll stay in the hood.

Speaker: Much respected. I hope you're ah a little mini vacation. Did you write Arliss? Get your head squared away. ah You deserve all good things in the world, brother.

Speaker: Yes. You have an amazing smile. You're welcome.

Speaker: I'm jealous of his teeth. Weird to say.

Speaker: He's in the hood, but he has great teeth. i don't know what that even means. With StreamYard, if the host posts on his chat spot, it will go to the channel it's live on.

Speaker: Yes, it did live. We are. and we are We are. We're on ah Facebook. We're on YouTube. And we're on Twitch, I think.

Speaker: Yep.

Speaker: Yep. yes Sorry. real

Speaker: I'm sorry. You're right. was so ah Oh, I forgot that the... Even though I said it out loud. I'll post it. Glad that's where are. That's good for you, brother.

Speaker: Did you pull the trigger on that thing today?

Speaker: Pull the trigger. I don't want to say too much. I don't know how private the information was. I talked to him earlier today. Oh, I have. really but So what are some of your favorite, ah favorite comedy troops? Copenhaver?

Speaker: Oh, man. Broken Lizard. Pretty fantastic. Not every last thing they've done I've been a fan of. ah Yeah. love Super Coopers 1 2.

Speaker: Club Dread was absolutely freaking terrible. Oh, you didn't like that one? I thought pretty good. I hate it. is it is It's definitely a B-movie.

Speaker: I don't know. I just watched it the other day for the first time. Anyways, go on. ah I see what he's saying. So what what do you want me to... Here, I'll just do this. ah Post Arliss's... I'm doing it. I'm doing it.

Speaker: I'm just struggling.

Speaker: hu Tonight's been a night. At least the kids shut the fuck up.

Speaker: You spend two to three years teaching the little shitheads how to talk the rest of your life regretting it yeah Yeah. No, I don't plan on it. um

Speaker: I didn't either. Okay. I'm putting it in the chat now. You got to got put things together to go ahead and have one of those Michael Copenhaver. And I tell you what, it's been way dry in that market.

Speaker: Way dry in that market. Wait, what? What are you guys talking about? I was fucking single on Arliss and the fucking Outlaws. Shit. Sorry. All right, we're back.

Speaker: i was I was saying that i can't have I can't have immaculate conception, so I'm probably never going to have children.

Speaker: Congratulations.

Speaker: Nobody needs another... It's hard to you know nobody needs like We don't need more soulless people out there. Or soul-sucking people out Damn.

Speaker: Geez, is it really like that? Wow. I didn't know you were racist like that. got Michael to laugh. Fuck you. Whatever, Arian. Whatever. Your genes are great.

Speaker: You're great. You're perfect with your blonde hair and your blue eyes. We get it. ah Green eyes. oh are they green? Oh, that's cool. Like like Hazel and green. They slick.

Speaker: Yeah. you not on the right one I got to move some stuff over to ours or. a What's your Michael, Michael, I swear to God.

Speaker: and into the leonard skyner plane crash site it's one of my most popular videos that's cool leonard skyner that's sad but cool sweet home alabama well you go to go do a pilgrimage to go ahead and give your respects to know a band that you respect and such you know oh yeah

Speaker: love me some southern rock we had to uh jim morrison from the doors is buried in france they had to put a a barrier around his uh around his headstone because people kept going in oh yeah yeah who was that jim morrison of the doors he was the lizard kid he could do anything I've heard that he kind of like was a messed up dude. Like he like punched Janis Joplin in the face and Jimi Hendrix had to like kick his ass or something like that. She probably deserved it right and Victim blaming. gee

Speaker: Jeez. I'm a woman. I can get away with it. Oh, oh Jesus. Jesus. aren We get three Boston Terriers from him. yeah That's his friend, Devil Dog, who lives in Texas.

Speaker: Oh, that's awesome. That soup's cool.

Speaker: um I like big dogs, but but I really do. What he prefer?

Speaker: What'd you say? What is it about a big dog that you prefer? ah Most of their penis. um

Speaker: um The red lipstick, the rocket. i i like I like dogs, but the thing is, don't know, having a pet is rough because it's like you're going to have them, you're going fall in love with them, and eventually they're going to die.

Speaker: and it's just, i don't know. I can't. Once Heidi's gone, i was fallen told Heidi, but which once she's gone, she's my final puppy.

Speaker: I'm still grieving over my 17 year old cat. I hear you, dude. I've had three dogs.

Speaker: It's tough. Especially, you know what? We're supposed to be talking about funny shit, not sad shit. Michael, what the fuck are you doing? Show your face again. i yeah I'm smoking.

Speaker: Oh. I'm trying to get out of the channel. I honestly... he can Never mind. I'm not going to talk shit. Do it.

Speaker: Okay. He can get the fuck over the hate mail and shit like that. Weed is legal here. Okay? Get the fuck over it. It's medicine. Alright?

Speaker: It's a fucking plant. It's not drugs. Get the fuck over it. Wow. Okay. Sorry. I didn't mean to get that aggressive about it. but

Speaker: That's my preference for a large dog.

Speaker: Bill Burr said it best. but It's like a gun you can pet. It's a gun you can pet. Somebody comes to that house with ah with a little dog. baby be baby They're not stopping.

Speaker: They're coming in. But they hear, oh, oh, on the other side that door. They're going to go down the street. Just make sure it's a big dog that's going to actually do something, though. Don't get yourself a Labrador that's going to be like, oh, who are you? Hi, how are you doing? Oh, you're going to stay cool. All right. I'll be over here while you murder everybody back there. All right.

Speaker: Yeah, Raven upstairs, my housemate's dog. he is loud big and he seems like he will attack you but like the moment you pet him he's just like ah pet my belly it was nicest dog ever but dogs are a lot of work you have to walk them constantly you know what i mean cats they tend to take care of themselves and they fuck off i mean my dog The way I get her activity in is we'll go ahead and play ball in the house whenever you know I feel like going out if it's raining or something like that. you know and yeah

Speaker: Dogs are fun. They're funny too. I like watching funny dog videos. ah i go We talked about reels earlier. Or were we not recording that time? We were not recording.

Speaker: We were recording that time. Oh, gosh. were talking about reals, dude. Those things will destroy my freaking life. I'll sit there and see a reel.

Speaker: And I'll just start scrolling, scrolling, scrolling. And then time goes by. And eventually you exit out of those reels you've been watching. And you see the first reel that started the scroll.

Speaker: And you you remember how long ago that was. and you're like, holy shit. Like you forgot you even watched that reel until you saw it when you exited out. You know, that's how long ago that reel was.

Speaker: That's why Facebook pops up the memory sometimes. like I'll post random shit and I'll be like, oh fuck yeah, that's funny too. Yeah, yeah. Reels though, yeah, my thumb game is strong.

Speaker: Which is good for me. I like whenever Facebook does it for you. They're like, it is on a skip to the next reel in 10, 9, 8, and then it flips it. That's nice. Yeah, that's pretty dope.

Speaker: ah Anyways. Anyways.

Speaker: No, fuck you. I was just about to say that.

Speaker: I'll give you some Coke. I mean, a Coke. The next time I see you. don Give me some Coke. I don't do Coke. No, I said a Coke after that. I only do Pepsi straight through the nose. Actually, no, I mainline it these days. I do it right through the vein, baby.

Speaker: Cherry Pepsi. Blammo! Right in there, dude. telling you. It makes me feel good. Read it.

Speaker: What is happening to Max? Read it. Are these the comedians that think they are going to roast the almighty Glick?

Speaker: Oh, is this what's his nuts again? Hey, your mic's fine. I don't get into roasting.

Speaker: Is my mic messed up? is that what you're talking about?

Speaker: Hey, every time... Just some dude. Every time you go to take a piss, the joke is right in your hand.

Speaker: Oh, no.

Speaker: what a What a dork, dude. You know what I mean? You can't just go ahead and have the whole entire meltdown and everything and then... ah get cut off because you're a problem so you got to go ahead and be all jelly and not be accountable so you gotta come up on other people's streams and be complete and total qs it he's come by and he has been nice but i guess he's being a dick tonight who's that just some dude where's the comedy make me laugh clowns you know who just some dude is right

Speaker: That's Blake. Again. You're saying it wrong, but... Am I? Is that not his name? No, it's Blake. Well, he's Blake forever now because he doesn't matter to life. So, whatever. Fuck him.

Speaker: Moving on. um That's exactly why I got left up in Ohio is because I wouldn't. Yeah, because he was a freaking... Wow. Yeah, misery loves coming.

Speaker: what a car everybody that I know for sure does not care for me at all if I bump into the public I've given the biggest happiest smile I can tell them how happy I am for him if I see so good stuff going on with them for Facebook and shit tell them how happy I am for them and it kills them their whole face betrays their entire soul nothing the what the fuck is happening right now ah and it's like it's coming back to the fuck right now even more that I don't care they don't like me yeah ah what did like bal so i'm not for everybody it is what it is but i don't want bother you oh have you guys do you guys know about i'm going back to comedy because that guy he can go dig his own grave that's fine what guy this guy

Speaker: da bli um

Speaker: and leila Yeah, that's probably who it is. He's made so many fake profiles. It probably is him. Don't let me in there. Don't let me in there.

Speaker: ah Don't be sensitive, you Nancy. It seems like you're the sensitive one because you can't move on from a breakup asshole. This isn't that person.

Speaker: No, it's not him. And we never dated. We never dated. He wanted to and I put him in the friend zone. No, no, no. I was talking about getting broken up by the actual...

Speaker: ah I wasn't going to bring up your situation. I was talking about the situation that you did with the actual network. yeah Oh, just some dude?

Speaker: Yeah. oh no no No, I wasn't here for that.

Speaker: No, he's cool. He's just being funny dick. Today? are you talking about today?

Speaker: I'm trying to of this.

Speaker: I know that. I know who you are, Free Show. don' loop before If you can click that, hit me up. Good thing the comments do delete after all.

Speaker: I'm sure we're done. Oh, my Lanta. I hope he fucking shows up to the Year's Eve show. I fucking hope so.

Speaker: Well, he's on here. He is going to now. I'm done. i'm done. Have you guys heard about the Lucas Bros? The twins?

Speaker: It's a cartoon. um Well, they're they're comedians and they're twins, but they have a ah funny show. that's That's about it.

Speaker: <unk> It's definitely, the Lucas brothers. Moving Lucas brothers, Lucas bros moving company.

Speaker: I like how um when they're like telling their jokes on the show they have like such a monotone voice and they like bounce off each other very well, obviously because they're twins and same brains.

Speaker: That's a good show. You should check it out. Kenny and Keith. What should we call it? I forget their last name.

Speaker: Oh, man. These two are going cry on New Year's Eve. If they can't handle these little ribbing from Chatterbox. Well, we had some haters earlier, so I'm a little...

Speaker: i know just some dude. He's been in here. He's always shown us respect. and No, I'm not a part of the roast. I'm there to actually tell jokes. and Yeah, i don't ah I don't know how long the roast will actually last just because he he doesn't do roast.

Speaker: He doesn't really care for it. Now, I know Robert Coleman will because he loves to do that type of thing. But it's like this. a roast...

Speaker: is one of the highest forms of flattery. You only roast someone to honor them. And the Godfather gets that. It's not like we're hating on him. it's We're doing it because we love him.

Speaker: i love My problem is is that i don't i I go too hard and I know exactly what's on a hitch to the point where it's on a hitch and then all of a sudden it becomes a problem and I'd rather just not deal with it.

Speaker: So I don't do roast. I've never done roast. It just doesn't work out well.

Speaker: Hey, you know what works for you? Do what you do, boo. I'm here to be a stand-up, not to go ahead and talk shit on somebody. now I got better things to do. Well, he's asking for it. He asked for it, and that's why we're going to fucking bring it.

Speaker: Well, I mean, if you guys want to, it's just, you know. You don't even know him that well. so yeah Exactly, exactly. um So that's even worse, because then I'm going to go ahead and just go into stereotypical stuff, and then it's to be hacky and something bad.

Speaker: And that's what he thinks that we're going to go to. Which we are We're going to go to the stereotypical things. We're definitely going to say that. But yeah, I got new shit.

Speaker: He will never figure out.

Speaker: I love Glick more than he loves himself. If you can believe that, that guy's perfect. and Okay, you can just leave.

Speaker: Oh, is that because that one's Glick? No.

Speaker: No, Glick is my big bro. I mean, he's been chill. I'd love to get back up on his show again, man. i had a good time last time i was on there with Cope Naver.

Speaker: Yeah, he's good people. Because I was there. He's just not all up there. Yeah? Why's that?

Speaker: Yeah. i don't know. She's saying he's here. He's just not all there. ah okay Like up in the skull. He's a meathead. There's all like hamburgers up there. You have that.

Speaker: Stuff happens. I don't care though. That's why he was watching football at his interception. Yeah.

Speaker: Blues ball. On a Saturday. um The Buckeyes had a bye week. So he was watching this shitty Wolverines. Yeah, I took a picture of him because I was going to say something to him about him being on his phone during the interception because they were about to do a dance or some shit. I'm like, what the fuck are you doing?

Speaker: And I just looked over at his phone just in between his lap and I got a picture of it. I should download that shit so we can show it.

Speaker: know. Tyler, where are you going to be Sunday? Where am I going to be Sunday? i will actually be... Here, I'll go ahead and get the flyer. I'll get the flyer. I'll get the flyer.

Speaker: I'll get the flyer.

Speaker: And it's one team. Dude. What is it? so Just some dude said, Britt says he's not all there and then fades out as the train derails her brain. so it i will be at Noble Street, Swiss

Speaker: two one eight at the Comedy Open Mic at the Bean and Things Cafe. We're going have Just Janelle our host.

Speaker: We'll have featuring comedian Ty Mac, ah Lillian Cannon and Tyler Ray Kendrick and then myself and then the open mic will go ahead and be before that I believe so yeah come on out and have some fun we're gonna do some call oh Michael Copenhaver zombie there as well yeah there's a and had two shows there's a ah showcase and then yeah another another show also yeah a lot of comedy that night in the week legal good show

Speaker: I wish I could make it, but I cannot.

Speaker: Unfortunately. You're like four hours away from me. Seven. Oh, wait, from you. yeah but... Well, that's where it's at. It's not about me.

Speaker: You're like five and a half from us.

Speaker: I looked it up the other day. Yeah, so did I. It's roughly five and a half from you here. Yeah. um I think she goes straight up to you, though, doesn't she?

Speaker: And she's got go catty-corner to me.

Speaker: You're closer than he is to me. For some reason, I thought you were talking about Ohio. No, no. we this This is a Pittsburgh gig.

Speaker: Tyler, you have the promotional material? Oh, yes, yes. I can send it over. sorry share me Share your screen. Don't send it to me. just share your screen. Oh, it's not up on here. the next How do we get that Glick Glick 13 cash app shit off of there? he doesn't share any money.

Speaker: right Sort ah of. Rude. sort of

Speaker: ru Okay, I'll take it. Hey, I made that. bring too i am

Speaker: um Another one i was trying to ask, have you guys seen that movie Rough Night? It's about chicks all going together to bachelorette party.

Speaker: has Julianne Bell in it. Do you know her? She's kind of like a... No, she's not funny. She's awesome.

Speaker: In every way. She's like a bigger chick. I wish I could show you. Kristen Bell's not funny? Yeah, she was. I think she's pretty good in a Good Place.

Speaker: Oh, the Good Place? Yeah. Oh, never mind. i was thinking of Kristen Stewart. Oh, Kristen Stewart. Yeah, that's... She's not funny. But no, Kristen Bell... yeah I like her Michael has some feelings about her. She does have a big chin. She'll knock you out with it. um but now Kate McKinnon is also in it.

Speaker: Like we talked about, she's in masterminds and whatever. Kate McKinnon, I love her. She's great. She's awesome. ah So it's four chicks going on.

Speaker: The Bachelorette Party. with And it has Scarlett Johansson in it. And everything. um And Alana Glazer. From Broad City.

Speaker: um Oh and Lenny Kravitz. Daughter or whatever. They all get together. For a Bachelorette Party. get Get it through your brain. Words of head.

Speaker: And they accidentally kill somebody. But it's just fucking funny. Watch it. Very Bad Things. It's a remake of Very Bad Things with girls.

Speaker: you just You just told the whole synopsis of the movie. No, I didn't. There's so much fucking more. And there's so much more to Very Bad Things, but you gave us the basic plot of a movie called Very Bad Things.

Speaker: It's the same thing, but a bachelor party. A bachelor party. party Thanks. Appreciate that. I'm talking about the other movie called Very Bad Things. A Bachelor. Oh, sorry. I shared my screen there, Mike.

Speaker: I don't know whether or not to bring it up or not.

Speaker: There you go. Check that out, Yoke. Are you in the middle? Like an Oreo? No, no. i'm ah ah no I didn't make the flyer.

Speaker: This is the the main show. and There's a few of us going on beforehand. There was a few of us going on there beforehand for a yeah showcase before that show.

Speaker: Or is it after? It's probably after, but that starts at 5 p.m.

Speaker: Yeah. good Everybody, check him out. They don't want you there all night. yes

Speaker: Foolishness. Folks gotta wake up in the morning. yeah, Sunday in the Swiss Vale, Pennsylvania.

Speaker: Yes, yes. If you're near there, come hit us up. Come take us up.

Speaker: Sell you some bumper stickers. the You're going to give me some bumper stickers, bitch. You can have a bumper sticker if you want. Cool, cool.

Speaker: I'll give you some stickers, too. I have, like, a thousand. Yeah, you're, uh, what is that one? Pempting pussy on your phone or whatever it is?

Speaker: Cash and penis. Oh, is it yeah it? Not hemp and pussy.

Speaker: Yeah, close enough.

Speaker: Tangential. Like the opposite. It's tangential. In the same neighborhood. Whatever, man. Put it all together. It makes babies. You know it.

Speaker: anyways Hopefully not. Vagina Junction, what's your function? Taking in sperm and spitting out babies.

Speaker: Family guy. Oh, is it? i thought I thought you were making a spoof on, ah what is that, Schoolhouse Rock? i I'm just a bell.

Speaker: I'm only a bell. And I'm sitting here on Capitol Parallel. I like conjunction. What was it? Interjection.

Speaker: Interjection. Conjunction, junction. Watch your function. That was my favorite. This is going to be stuck in my fucking head all night.

Speaker: What? thanks goodness both Both Capitol Hill and conjunction, junction.

Speaker: man Well, you know, that's the thing about Schoolhouse Rock. they They made it to stick in your head so you'd remember it, you know? It's kind of what it is. They were trying to hypnotize you into intelligence.

Speaker: Trying. It didn't work. Oh,

Speaker: my. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. um

Speaker: What's new with you guys? What you up to? What are you all doing the tonight? This. Yeah? Just this night? I'm going to bed. It's been a long friggin' day.

Speaker: I woke up and really hungover. Oh, i yeah. My trivia team's got me shithouse hammered last night. That's what you're that's what ah Brittany was saying.

Speaker: don't... a I might have talked about you, Michael. Yeah. don't care. I got nothing to hide, y'all. She just said, hey, do you want to come on? You know, Michael's face. don't know what she said.

Speaker: hungover something like that. I don't know. You're hungover. I'm hungover sometimes. i don't know what's wrong with being hungover. If you're hungover, that means you had a good time last night. with me I'm just saying because I didn't know if he would be feeling good at that time. And I knew that he had the pool league thing as well.

Speaker: you're like, I'm doing electrical. Yeah. I've been doing it the past three days. like Oh, sorry, my bad. Yeah.

Speaker: I don't know, man. I did it for like, I don't know, I've done it for a while, but it's just such a pain in the dick, and it's not really, it doesn't really pay all that well whenever you're doing it outside of a union.

Speaker: in Beaver County, whenever I was starting electrical, didn't have a union. so Well, they did, but they weren't looking for jobs. Michael, what the fuck?

Speaker: I'm here, folks. He's doing his business over here. Again? God, I need some. ah Well, then let's go ahead and click out into just everybody.

Speaker: Nothing's happened. I am blonde. Look at my hair there I'm a blonde bitch. I don't know why I'm proud of that. I'm a ginger.

Speaker: I don't know. You're just jealous. Dude, you know what? And speaking of genders, let's go ahead and talk about something right now. yeah Have you ever noticed what they're doing to genders and adaptations these days? What is that, Michael? Like what?

Speaker: It seems like genders and adapt ah adaptations either become a chick, a lesbian, a gay dude, or a black person. You know? I'm killing all of them. All the things that could get us canceled right now, you just said. Yeah.

Speaker: Why can't I say that? Because they're going ahead and adapting gingers out to go ahead and be woke. You know, Lord, here we go again. What you're saying does it make sense to me?

Speaker: Well, so like, think about it. You got Mary Jane. You got here. I'll go ahead and bring them up because you a problem that's on Reddit regularly. Let's see here. Gingers.

Speaker: adapted out of movies and TV shows. So we got... we got... on one but When they adapted Annie, it took the ginger girl off.

Speaker: Yeah, that's what I'm saying. but a guy girl in I see what he's saying. Oh, and Ariel from Little Mermaid. And there's so many of them. Like, there's Commissioner Gordon.

Speaker: You know, it's like... It's just like... What is their problem with gingers all of a sudden? rules It's not like there's not good other like female characters and like ethnic characters. It's not like there aren't good ones out there. It's just you're not using them. And you're going ahead and taking the lazy route and using all the ginger rolls.

Speaker: Like Ariel. Oh, man. That's what I just said, motherfucker. Oh, did you? Sorry. I'm usually not paying attention.

Speaker: It's ginger. Come on, man. Okay. Wow. We got the godfather in the house. It's just some dude.

Speaker: Some guy. Fake beard.

Speaker: What are you trying to do to my network?

Speaker: What is who trying to do to whose network? You. Is R for Redhead? I didn't do nothing. He was telling me, watch the hard R, bro. Damn, what are you trying to do to my network? It's gin-jella.

Speaker: Come on, man. in Tell me about I actually i have a joke about that. I don't like the term ginger, and I think it's because of the hard R. Like, you say, what's up, my ginger? I'd be like, nothing much, just stealing souls and smoking bowls, my brother. But no, you come up and say, hey, you ginger.

Speaker: You stay with that hard R and all that hatred. All that hatred? You got that ginger vitus. the ginger but I do have ginger vitus, unfortunately.

Speaker: Thanks for bringing it up again, Michael Copenhaver. Jesus. what If I didn't get roasted enough. No, I'm just kidding. like I don't know who I am.

Speaker: It's all out of love. i would like I hadn't clicked out of there because I didn't feel like looking at all. Maybe it's because you already stole our souls.

Speaker: It's possible. I don't know. I just think it's really ridiculous that they're talking about inclusivity and then they just like... I mean, it's obvious what they're doing.

Speaker: It's so obvious. Maybe to the gingers.

Speaker: always say, fuck them. yeah They're ginger bitches. Oh, you're an asshole. Why do you all be like that? What'd I ever do to you?

Speaker: I just say that time yeah if it's got some red heroin, it probably tastes like rust. Oh, well, at least I get to go to sleep when I die, and you all have to burn in hell forever with your souls and shit. though

Speaker: I get away scot-free. I get to take a nap after this shit show. You all have to go ahead and go around for all of eternity. All of eternity you have to go around. I get to go to sleep, take a nap.

Speaker: I'm out. question yeah if vampires were actually real would you want to be bitten and why um i think i would just because you know there's so many cool things as a vampire you could do and also there is a theory that so apparently you can use i forget it's coconut water or coconut milk but ah temporarily you can use it for drug ah blood transfusion to carry oxygen.

Speaker: ah So I was wondering if instead of drinking blood, if you could just go ahead and be a vegan vampire and drink coconut water. Shut the fuck up. and There's cool shit you could do as a vampire. Like what?

Speaker: Oh, well, you know, um having women attracted to you would be nice for once. ah You can fly. So you like to be a vampire in order to... look good. Lose my virginity. Glamorize ladies.

Speaker: No. ah i mean there's I mean, there's loads of tons of they loved it immortality, ah impervious, other than you know wooden stakes and shit.

Speaker: ae Well, like we were talking about what we do in the shadows. Yes. Super slumber. I realized ah a couple months ago that I lay in bed don't like this a lot like a vampire. So maybe I already am one. I don't know.

Speaker: Get yourself a coffin. Check it out. Oh, and there's also the dope coffin you get, dude, with the chrome and, you know, it's all chrome and stuff. Your coffin's going have so chrome spinners on No, no, it's not. You know how they got the the um where are they called?

Speaker: The The little handles on the sides of the... On the sides of the casket. And they're like all chromed out and they got the polished wood on them.

Speaker: You know, you haven't ever... What a fancy-ass fucking funerals are you going to? My family's poor as fuck. They're like wooden socks. I have actually am related to a lot of elitist motherfuckers.

Speaker: I have laid inside of a coffin before. And they are comfy as fuck. Oh, yeah? But they're expensive as fuck. Oh, yeah.

Speaker: Absolutely, they are. Explain it to me like I'm a six-year-old where it'll make sense. What? Why the fuck is a coffin comfy-womfy?

Speaker: It is. They're so fucking comfortable. They, like... Why are they? The person you single or miss it on give a fuck.

Speaker: I... you said so late what if what if wanted my grandpa to be comfy when he was being buried okay i tried him out but wouldn't it be funny if we've been wasting like the best uh upholstery on thank you coffins rather than like beds like we've just been missing out for years on how comfy beds can be because we've just like sidetracked at the coffin

Speaker: Some people are claustrophobic. So they get double wide casket? Yeah, I guess. Or they're just fat. That's why, too. Well, I mean, that's that's the old got buried in the piano case or whatever it is. Piano box.

Speaker: No, I just paid for my mattress a few months ago. Dope. Dope. I had to send my my mattress back. they sent me I had a memory foam mattress. i had to send it back because they sent me one with dementia.

Speaker: Oh, wait. Okay, so this is a bit... okay i thought you were being Wait, did you really send your fucking mattress back? Yeah. yeah Fuck you, dude. Fuck you. hi ah Yeah, they sent me a memory foam mattress and it had dementia.

Speaker: What up, Gemini? How you doing? Welcome to Two-faced. Howdy. How you doing? Are you actually a genum Gemini? Like Zodiac sign? That's pretty cool.

Speaker: Words are hot. don't even know what month that is. I just know Taurus. Hmm? It's like June,

Speaker: July. Yeah, Okay. okay That is actually a pretty good time. You're far enough away from all the holidays.

Speaker: let's look about him they areless I mean, like October, November, December, February, like all those times. We know our months, guys. Congratulations. No, but think about it because you got Christmas, you know, you got Valentine's Day in there.

Speaker: And then Easter's coming up right behind.

Speaker: There's a lot of things going on there, dude. Yeah, it is It's busy. I feel like they, well, I know that they keep making holidays. For no fucking reason. so But the main holidays, like you're saying, yeah are they all land around that time. I wouldn't i wouldn't say they're even main holidays. People just think that they're the main holidays because like they're their favorites. Because like they get gifts and stuff. I think that it's not really main holidays as much as it's just gift holidays. You know what and i mean?

Speaker: Because like I would say my main holiday day is St. Paddy's Day. That's my main holiday. Alright, Ginger. you're just jealous of my good looks. I'm Irish, too.

Speaker: You're just jealous of these good looks. You're just jealous of sexy ginger bastard. Mm-hmm. Look at that contour on the beard. you see that contour on the beard? He knows what he's doing.

Speaker: He has terrible teeth, but his beard's good.

Speaker: need to floss. No, I mean, I got loads of problems, dude. My teeth or You think the teeth are the worst problem I got? You're hilarious. It's just what you can see.

Speaker: Oh, he called me hilarious. Yay. ah professor

Speaker: Now I know I can make it. What's Copenhaver doing over here? Absolutely nothing. Just watching some stuff. My favorite holiday is whenever i can get some sleep. Yeah? Amen.

Speaker: Amen. It's a seasonal depression right now. I hear you, dude. My seasonal depression's been hitting hard this week. i don't know. And that's why I've been having a hard time like sending in a video of me doing my bit for the New Year's Eve stuff is because I've just been like getting beat the fuck up in life right now.

Speaker: sir So what you do is take that And you use your stage time as a little vacation. Yeah. A vacation sure ah vacarious your problems.

Speaker: These podcasts ah that we do, like Humpty Ha Ha, is kind of a little vacation for me, to be honest. I'm not going to lie.

Speaker: Yeah. I appreciate you, Michael. You're fucking awesome. honey mean I appreciate you, Snorty. thanks for having me yes so aye and that helps with the seasonal depression wow we're supposed to be talking about comedy and we're talking about depression what do you do what do you do for living gen x i'm gen x you we're the only two here though gen x i used to work nights as well man i worked nights for three years straight on mandatory like overnight the next yep

Speaker: yeah we We went... We started at 11 and then got off at 7. And we did straight. We only got 20 minute breaks for lunch. 7-11. 7-11.

Speaker: So you got two 10s in the 20.

Speaker: Ooh, you actually work work. That's sick. Yeah, dude. It was as. And then it was mandatory overtime. Yeah. seven days a week and during the week uh they would it wasn't mandatory but they would suggest that you would work at least two hours over during the week you know what like i sucked my big fucking toe that a rough still motion i reporting so did you like working you didn't like working nights you'd rather work days

Speaker: ah I mean, it's all kind of the same. It's all equally shitty. um i honestly feel I've worked every single shift. I've worked day shift.

Speaker: I've worked afternoon shift. I've worked night shift like legitimately. like each of them, like even on like off shifts and stuff, like at different places I've worked. And really it's all the same exact thing. You're there for eight hours. It's like, you're on a get off and you're going to have to sleep for another eight hours. you're So you're you're awake eight hours, just chilling. Then you're asleep for eight hours and then you work for eight hours. You know i mean? That's just what isn it i regard the quiz is. outside.

Speaker: You got it. You're a hard worker and I appreciate that. but Here's the thing though. Being up all night partying is very, very different than working all fucking night. Yeah, for sure.

Speaker: I don't know because it's the same thing as morning. you and in like You wake up early in the morning and you still feel like dog shit. don't know. i don't I guess afternoons is probably my favorite one.

Speaker: no Really? Afternoons? But the thing is, is that it's so hard for me to work afternoons if I'm going ahead and doing comedy. You know what mean? Because you don't get off afternoons until 11 o'clock.

Speaker: So it gets in way of all the comedy that you want to do. So it's like. It's not just that. Like, nobody can. Like, when you're getting out of work, your day shift are at home, getting ready to go to bed.

Speaker: While you're out of work now, ready to go out. It just makes it hard to have a social life on second shift. my I was working mandatory overtime Michael Kope and A for every single freaking day. I didn't have a life.

Speaker: I lost my whole entire 20s to make shit aggravating. That's what we said the ah acronyms that stood for. It's not what it stands for. MSA.

Speaker: Yeah. They're a horrible company. All companies are pretty much horrible. Almost all. Well, what their problem was, was they were a real fantastic place whenever they were a family run company. And I kept hearing about how awesome it was. They were such a but fantastic company to work for. and then then 10 years later, i got there and they've been under a CEO corporation with stockholders.

Speaker: And at that point, you literally are a number. 10 years ago, before I started, They you were a person. I would have been Tyler Snodgrass. But.

Speaker: After when I got there, I was six ninety three. Yeah, that's what my number was. Just a cog in the network.

Speaker: Yep. Everything I signed into it was not TJS. It was not Tyler. It was six ninety three. Oh,

Speaker: oh Work is so fun. It's okay. It would have been better if I was getting paid for it. That's what the fucking problem was. I went to school for all this shit. Got into the student land debts and wasted my 20s, man.

Speaker: What did you go to school for? Electrical engineering. Huh.

Speaker: That's right. All in all, you're just another brick in the wall. Yeah, dude. jimmy set a point way to use the floyd brother i love pink floyd you three oh yeah machinist nice that's actually a pretty slick job dude i mean it's you know you gotta it's a rough job to be good at but if you're doing it you're getting paid to do it dude but die setting actually

Speaker: is one of the better jobs simply because it's a skilled trade so you get paid more yeah just setting everything up for other people to do the actual work yeah i'm old too brother i'm old too i used to work at domino's and i would work doubles like 17 hours and i had to Okay, so bars in Ocean City would close at 2, and we were open until 3 in the morning.

Speaker: And we had to deal with those fuckers. I would sometimes, like, one of my ah drivers, because I was assistant manager at Domino's, one of my drivers had to keep one of his bunk beds in our storage room, and sometimes I'd just sleep in there or in my car because I'd have to wake up in a few hours just to fucking open the store again after working a double.

Speaker: ah And I had two other jobs too. What? I can't believe a pizza place would let you get that many hours. Right?

Speaker: yes but Whenever I worked at Spencer's, like, ah if you were a part-time worker at like, a what was that like a customer service if you work 30 hours then you had to be on their uh healthcare or something like that was shit healthcare and you had to pay at like you'd give your whole paycheck away to healthcare care to go ahead and have this healthcare care but uh so because of that they didn't want to pay your healthcare so i would make it that uh

Speaker: you couldn't make it over, uh, 20 hours at the place I worked at Spencer's. Now here in Ohio, it's think 32 hours. Oh, is it?

Speaker: I think at a, at a minimum. Hey, thanks for popping in, man. Appreciate you. Can't wait to get back. Thanks. jex Thanks for coming. Good.

Speaker: He'll be back. He said BRB got to get something. Um, horse um

Speaker: I think it's if you get 32 hours regularly, they don't have to provide you with health care. But, shit, I might be mistaken, too. I haven't worked in so many years.

Speaker: Yeah. like yeah i You're working on me now. You'd be hustling, dude. You'd be hustling doing your own thing like you saw him, bitch. name He's a hustler, dude. He's working for himself instead of somebody else.

Speaker: You know, that's that's the difference, man. That's the damn thing. That's really the thing, man. if i I tell all of my cousins and nephews, because they aren't my children, so i don't have to deal with it. um But I tell them, go do what you want to do. Don't go ahead and sit here trying to get a career or something like that and work for somebody else. You'll be able to do more figuring out what you like to do in the career path that you would like to create for yourself rather than make money for somebody else because you're going to go to school pay out the ass for it and you're on a go ahead and struggle finding a job when you finally find one you're on a get treated like shit there anymore dude um like a legitimate skilled trade person and i'm like barely making 50 a year dude like i've been thinking about getting into welding welding is good What? Oh, my gosh. You're going make crazy money underwater welding, but it's way too risky.

Speaker: This girl I know, she's a um welding instructor at TCI. Yeah, TCI Technical College. Oh, okay. nice That's awesome.

Speaker: i Dude, welding is crazy. And if you get a good welder, dude, i like that's one that's one of the reals that will get me, is sitting there watching somebody putting some nice beads down. yeah yeah And they're all rainbow and stuff.

Speaker: What kind of beads are you talking about? Welding beads. What? I knew the best welder that lived.

Speaker: He could fucking coat can to a fucking I've welded before because my, um, my great uncle, he helped actually build the Bay bridge. One of the Bay bridges that goes across the two ocean city. all right on by And then his dad helped build the first bridge.

Speaker: Chesapeake Bay. Yeah. Chesapeake Bay. Um, so yeah, he, let me try it a little bit when I was younger.

Speaker: um

Speaker: so that always interests me. always had an interest in welding. I solder, but I don't know. i think i think I think soldering is a lot different. I mean, obviously, it's a lot different than welding.

Speaker: But like it's easy to just go ahead and touch the soldering iron to a spoke and then put your solder on there and then it pulls up. But actually having to put a nice bead on something and make keep something connected, nah, dude.

Speaker: My mom does ah stained glass and she has to go ahead and like solder the glass pieces together. I'm like, dude, I would get so ticked off of that. i'd I'd mess one thing up and like have to start the whole program over again. I'd just throw it at the wall and quit. good I wouldn't be able to do stained glass.

Speaker: I'd be done. Like my wood burning kit has a soldering part on it as well that I can put on. Um, soldering is definitely different from welding oh that's skill too you know who's amazing at soldering is marco oh yeah that's got all sorts of skills and talents that you know probably not many people know about he's a that is shockingly surprising like in a good way keeping his eyebrows like perfect

Speaker: He's got a lady for that. He goes and gets his purse. I'm sure he does. I'm sure he's got something wild, dude. Oh, yeah, she's awesome. He gets manicures and pedicures and stuff. No, hold on.

Speaker: Shit. Oh, surprise. i want this. Here, watch this shit. Oh, God. What are you doing? Oh, God. eyebrows?

Speaker: new My mutant eyebrows grow so fucking long. They go into my eyeballs. It's fucking annoying. You need a little trim, trim, trim. I trimmed up my eyebrows for your wedding. How sweet.

Speaker: That is so sweet of you. I did, dude. I went ahead and came came there looking on fleek or whatever the kids say. Bad lid on God, no cash. Cleaned his fucking shoes and everything. I did. I got the magic erasers on my Converse, bro. I came in there legit. Dude, you you joke around, but you know I was looking fly that day, dude. I look hella good in that suit. I lie where i fight guys let me just love You it.

Speaker: ah The fact that when I told him he was invited to the wedding ring, goes, for real? Awesome. I've been waiting for a reason to wear a suit. Yeah, I'm telling you, dude, I love getting in this suit. did i look I look damn fine in a suit, dude. doesn't matter if it's black, gray, white, blue.

Speaker: does not matter. I put on a suit. it just It all comes together. i do like a I do like whenever it comes in on the waist so it's like high and then it's like the hourglass style suit.

Speaker: You're like the Olympic charms guy that kicks his feet together. You joke. I actually have a suit for that. You joke.

Speaker: I'll be back.

Speaker: No way, dude. When we have the time i'm on the show, we have a little fiashing. We've been on here for almost four hours. Run, bitch, run. That was pretty late. Well, it's because you were late, so we're like... nice tell Thanks again for picking up the slack on that. appreciate you.

Speaker: Of course. that's It's my show, too. That's right. Oh, you got to make a promo video or whatever. well no no, no, Well, that too, but for for the show, we need a ah we need a logo or something. Oh, I've been working. I have been working on that. I meant to tell you that. I have a couple little like sketches, but I want to make them perfect. No fucking way. I love it.

Speaker: It's perfect, minus your golf shirt. oh no I think the golf shirt kind of makes it. I think it makes me look like get a game show host. A gay show host?

Speaker: A game show host. I know what you said. You're an asshole. What did you say? like and She knew what she said.

Speaker: yeah

Speaker: Yeah, that was purposeful. Okay. i like I like it, though. I'd honestly probably wear it, too. It is pretty dope. I got this from Spencer's. So I got, like, 75% on.

Speaker: Huh? Of course you did. Okay. Stretch out your arms and show us the length of the sleeves again. Oh, I'm tall as fuck.

Speaker: That's not the suit's fault. That's my fault. They don't make clothes for a person like me. I am six point three they actually i'm six foot four to be honest with you so i know um they don't make clothes for people like me unless you go to the big and tall store which means they're not just for tall people but you gotta big as well so i'm thin as fuck i'm like 180 pounds so my waistline does not fit into big big and tall store folks i either got to get put in or i got to go ahead and get them lengthen the only thing that doesn't fit in into big That sounded terrible. They gotta be put in?

Speaker: They be longer. I'm

Speaker: sorry. You just set it up. You just set everything up for me to to make perverted jokes. I'm not even sorry about it. What are you doing, Heidi?

Speaker: I'm back. Missed you, Jenna. I know you. You're talking fast.

Speaker: Come Heidi. Come Heidi. Wait.

Speaker: It looks like... Oh, I got flu. Oh, sweet babies. That's the same baby. Everybody wants to see you. Come here, Heidi. There you sweet babies.

Speaker: da baby that the only kiss i heard dry thanks turn left do you hear hear hear right Your joke was better.

Speaker: Oh, I got a burp. Brittany, you get one question for Tyler. Make it a good one.

Speaker: Can I have a moment to think about it? Dude, you always put me on the spot like this. What year did doing stand-up?

Speaker: In 2018, October 2018. finally figured out the exact day. What made you and where did you do it? and twenty eighteen october twenty third twenty eighteen i finally figured out the exact day what what made you go do it and where did you do it Well, ah it's it's kind of a long story, so I'll make it short. I was always, so my family was into music. My grandfather owned a music store, so I did music forever.

Speaker: And I sucked at it. i had Not because I was bad at it, and I was good at it, but I didn't have passion to get good enough to be professional at it. You know what I mean? So i I kind of went through it and like wanted my dream to be you know a performer.

Speaker: And then that didn't work out. So I was listening a lot of podcasts at the time. And I listened to a lot of comedy podcasts, which made which talked about how they became comics and what made them become comics. And I felt the same way.

Speaker: ah So i thought, well, maybe I should start doing comedy. And I had my first comedy set. uh at oh that was the smiling moose on carson street and i did five minutes on there and i got off i probably did jokes i would never do ever again in my life because they were horrific there was one about me asking santa claus for a bigger dick so i could suck it um

Speaker: i like that one uh it actually was a good one but i did i couldn't stand by it because people were like did you really suck your own dick dude and i was like no i did not and they're like yeah you did i was like well i'm just not quite telling that joke and so yeah there was some bad jokes man sucks but what but yeah it was it was you're good i'm I'm sitting here just gabbing anyways. I like the sound of my own voice, so you let me go. You put a coin in in me, you gotta let the whole song play out, as they say in Ant-Man.

Speaker: um So you're asscracked. You're talking about the coin slot? Nah. I mean, yeah, you can put one in there. I'll shoot it out. Boom!

Speaker: Oh, God. Anyways, uh... Yeah, but yeah, I just started doing comedy. And ah honestly, i mean, I did pretty good the first first night. I wouldn't say like, I didn't do anything I do now. So I wouldn't say it was good comedy compared comparatively. But ah I enjoyed it. And I have never felt so alive in my life. And I kept doing it. And i was kind of in a rough point in my life at that.

Speaker: point in time where a

Speaker: i lot of trauma happened, long story short, and it was ah it was a good way to go ahead and do the therapy, you know, talk about my feelings in a way, because I always had a situation where if anything affected me, I'd normally get into dark humor and joke about it.

Speaker: And I thought I was being funny, but people are like, wow, that happened to you? That's fucked up. And I was like, no, i was making a joke. Like, you're supposed to laugh. um ah But that's not what happened. And, you know...

Speaker: regular life but whenever i went ahead and got up on stage and was just talking about my life people would laugh about it and thought it was goofy and it made me feel better about a situation i was going through at the time and um i just kept going with it i i listened all types of comedy uh podcasts on how to get better at it. I listened to a couple books on tape and I just got into it. I work it. Like i me and Brittany said earlier, ah told her to do 10 jokes a day and you can do no less.

Speaker: But if you want to do more, do it. Don't save them for tomorrow. They do not count towards tomorrow. If you save them for tomorrow, you're on a forget them by the time tomorrow comes. So write them down now.

Speaker: have so many papers of shit that I've written down. I'll just be, like, laying here in bed, and I'll write down keywords to some jokes. I need to get better at, like, writing them fully out because I'll wake up, and I'll be like, what the fuck was I even thinking about when I was writing this down? Yeah.

Speaker: I have i have one that was like that, and I was on stage. Thank goodness I did write it down. and And only in my notes. It was on my laundry list. But on my laundry list, it was Free Jose Willie.

Speaker: i was like, what is I was looking through my notes. I'm like, Free Jose Willie? What the fuck? Who's taking out Jose's dick? Well, the joke is... See, as a kid, my favorite movie...

Speaker: was Free Willy. You know, the one where the kids, like, yeah! Everybody knows Free Willy, dude. Everybody knows Free Willy. Not everybody, but anyways, so, you know, that was my favorite movie, I was thinking, I was sitting there, and I found out that that whale is actually from mexico i was like that's pretty crazy you know but then i was thinking if you want to have a whale jump over a seawall it's got to be a mexican whale right yes as long as trump never mind i'm not going there

Speaker: um it's good it's good it's a little uh

Speaker: It gets good laughs. It's good.

Speaker: I'm happy with that one. That is a good one. It's just a little dicey maybe for some people, but fuck them. But fuck them. Everybody's not going to get offended at something. I may as well say it. um Yeah, ill know I don't try to be offensive. It's not like my goal or anything.

Speaker: but I don't know. People ran ahead and traumatized me my whole entire life. Now it's my turn with the microphone, bitch. No. Mic drop. You said you don't do any of those anymore.

Speaker: No, I do not. What made you give up on them? Just out curiosity. ah It's a couple of different things. um Some of them I use in a way, either as a punchline or as a tangent or something like that. um Actually, um one of them is ah Jesus.

Speaker: Jesus was a carpenter and Mary Magdalene was a prostitute. So in a way, they're both good at polished and wood. So I do still use that one. Yeah. but the thing is is like they either weren't written well so they need to be tightened up or changed or they just didn't fit my image like sometimes you'll tell a joke and if somebody else tells the joke it kills but for some reason it's written well it's said the way it has to be said but because of who you are and how you look people it's not believable or what not you're not allowed to say that one or whatever

Speaker: Or, you know, then there's other things where it just doesn't fit your image to where, like, you don't feel comfortable putting yourself in that light. Like the, you know, me sucking my own dick one. I was like, I'd rather not regularly talk about sucking my own dick one. stage Not Marilyn Manson, but one thing I was thinking of, like one thing I wrote down last night, delivery is everything. Mm-hmm.

Speaker: And you have to be able to get it out. But like you said, sometimes other people are able to say a joke and a even if it's the same, it's visual as well.

Speaker: Yes. Like, I mean, so if I come into, so okay, if i if I walk into a place like Jerry Seinfeld and looking like Jerry Seinfeld and start talking about how drop acid regularly and I go out and do Coke and all this, well, maybe Coke's believable. But, ah you know, there's certain things that you're on a joke about, about lifestyle, that how you appear on stage, it doesn't match up.

Speaker: You know i mean? Your lifestyle doesn't match what you look like. You got to match and you have to go ahead and figure out what your, you visually look like.

Speaker: And then like what your, what portions of your lifestyle match with what you're on delivery. And if it doesn't match up, then you have to go ahead and either upgrade what you look like or downgrade.

Speaker: Like you can go ahead. that On Year's Eve, right? What this? No, I'll show you I'll wear on New Year's Eve. No, it has to be a surprise.

Speaker: He's going to show up naked, I swear to God. don't know. It would be funny, though. It would be. All

Speaker: right, I'm going to bring him up real quick, if that's okay. Oh, shit! Looking fresh to death. Let's go.

Speaker: Yeah, it's my Jack Frost. It

Speaker: looks cool. I like both. I wish Jack Frost was an illegal immigrant. Then we could deport him, you know? Oh, my pushback.

Speaker: Sorry, the cat.

Speaker: Gen X Gemini, if you're still listening, to you heard him say he was, you heard me ask him about stand-up. He said, oh, well hello, comedian. Do you do stand-up at all, ever? Or just like internet jokey?

Speaker: Gen X is who he's asking. Yeah.

Speaker: he said up Awesome-ass video of Snotty doing his stand-up. I mean, you can if you want to. that i was on the spot whenever I sent that over. I think if I would have had time, I would have selected a better one.

Speaker: I think it's it's so funny. It's okay. It's just like brand new. But said that you only had like 10 people in the room, too. So that's like a a hard thing to do when you don't have many people.

Speaker: It was 10 people and and i I'm pretty sure that was the first time I did all of those jokes on that set. Yeah, I barely had any people in there, but I did, like when I did the open mic, ass, sorry. um And that's what I'm kind of nervous about doing at the pubs here because it's a small town and there's probably only going to be about 10 people and they're a little dicey.

Speaker: Where? it i At the lounge? The underground lounge? ah level she's at Where I live. Oh, okay, okay, okay. I was going say because the lounge is going to be fantastic. The lounge is packed every time I go there.

Speaker: This dumbass cat keeps opening up this fucking door and sneaking into the... Fuck it. I'm just going to let him go. Sorry. The underground lounge. I love that place. It is totally different. You walk in the Best Western and it's all fancy.

Speaker: And then you go to the Underground Lounge and it's just like dope-ass motherfucking stop. Let's go. They got lights like I do. Yeah, it's a classy spot.

Speaker: This will be the third time Michael Copenhaver brings me back. So regardless what happened on this show, he likes me enough. And not even just the spot is dope. It's like the people that work there are fucking dope also. yeah vi in that join but one premium Yes. what is that The entire vibe there is just really fucking premium. I mean, the the people are cool. so absolutely the Even the customers, man, they're just cool.

Speaker: It almost never pops off in there. it's it's it's it's an old school hotel too like it's that old like wood finish and everything it's i i like the way that it's all put together in it yes we all we all do uh stand up some of us longer than others thanks for asking jimmy where are you jimmy in the world but uh you in the us s what state you're in we all do we all do bolly he's back what what i want want

Speaker: motor sports and reptiles i haven't had like a big break in my comedy stand-up comedy but i have done it before what do you mean by you haven't had a big break like the new year's eve like i it's usually just like the open like nights or whatever you know i have I mean, it's that's kind of what it is. I mean, you do have your you have your showcases and everything, but most of it is just doing doing the grind, going to open mics and working your material, you know, Indiana, Indiana, the last show I did in Indiana was an absolute disaster.

Speaker: mean, I had fun, but it was just not what I was expecting for downtown Indianapolis. The room was. ah You still in the same place where I saw you last at your house, Snoddy?

Speaker: Yes, I am. The place we were in was a little bit bigger than your room we all hung out in where you had your computer and shit. Oh, my goodness. And you were doing comedy in there?

Speaker: Trying to. It was like a what would you call it? Almost like a a glorified talent show, like a ah true open mic. Come in and sing, come in and rap, come in and spoken word poetry.

Speaker: It was a strange vibe. I can't... off People... i don't know, man. People love doing those. And it's like, I understand, but it just doesn't all mesh well.

Speaker: Not always. You can't. comedy i Not always. You can't, but you have to prime... crime the audience for that type of like variety hour. And a lot of times for an open mic, the person hosting isn't exactly a professional at it just yet either.

Speaker: so you know, they're not able to prime an audience properly for the place that I'm looking at. The whole young kid, but he did like,

Speaker: no material like it it wasn't like he warmed people up he just came out okay you all ready to have some fun all right here's your first performer and go one doesn't doesn't do any material two didn't go ahead and bring the crowd together as an audience because what you need to do is you need to go before you even start doing your material as a host you got to go ahead and make the crowd feel like they're a single unit you know so like you have to do things like make them clap three times together

Speaker: You know, however you do it. And then, you know, like, say, how you doing tonight? And then they all cheer together. Heidi, calm down. That's going to be my job.

Speaker: Well, that's what you have to do. You have to go ahead and prime the the crowd for what's about to happen. You have to make sure that they're taking part in the show.

Speaker: Hosting is a real art. It is. You got to lube them up.

Speaker: And you've got to know exactly where to go. like I mean, sometimes you'll have a bad comic up there or they'll just bomb and it'll be a bad day. And you've got to come up there and bring the crowd back to level ground again. You know what I mean? So that they're ready to move on that way. Wally, I swear to God.

Speaker: yeah tired Let put out an infomercial on the Sunday show again. yeah Oh, okay. One sec, one sec.

Speaker: Oh, it's still up there. Okay.

Speaker: Coming. So this this Sunday we've got a very special show over here. in Swissvale at 5 p.m. November 23rd. That is a Sunday 2009 Noble Street, Swissvale, PA 1521.8.

Speaker: fifteen twenty one eight Go out. to try and sell some things and maybe try and make it up there. Tyler and I will both be there, Wally, but...

Speaker: just because we're not on the flyer doesn't mean much we're going on the showcase after the show yeah that's the next one wally that's about my name and he's got a question for you since he spelled your name correctly

Speaker: what's up he didn't even put us back on the fucking screen loser any want

Speaker: i I don't know who Brittany is, but Brittany Bish is mostly ready.

Speaker: Still working on some of the jokes. I got time. But yeah, no, I'm working on it. And that's like I was saying, ah I've hit up a couple contacts and I'm trying to get some shows before. And like you said, the open mic nights, they...

Speaker: don't really know what the hell they're doing like one pub that i talked to it's like a karaoke night but kill me now i mean at least like if you're if it's like a if it's a band and stuff like that that's somebody who's actually well not always that's the karaoke is definitely like amateur hour it

Speaker: do it What is it? Scary-oke. Scary-oke. Yes. Bellloop, that's up for you, buddy. ah That's me on Facebook. Find me, bro. Hit me up.

Speaker: But I'm also a hypocrite because I do love some karaoke, dude. I've been a redneck woman all day. Oh, what what would I do? i like believe in ah i believe in a thing called Love by the Darkness, and you'd be surprised how well I can actually hit that.

Speaker: We're going to try that before the show

Speaker: the show. It can't be as bad as the band that was in the bar last time I did a show at the Underground. That was horrible. was horrible wait Wait, what what happened? when So me and mom, somehow we thought that the show started like an hour earlier or something like that.

Speaker: So we showed up earlier than that. And there was a band going on in the bar before. It was the House of Eight Life, right? Just a pair? Yes.

Speaker: who And I'm sure they're nice folks and I have nothing against them as people. but wow he just squeaked when he said that they slayed a couple of those tunes though did they were they good on them there was a couple yeah were there i wish i could what songs they played but there was a couple of ones like man for only two musicians and that's some of songs don't they just the homeboy was ah the better singer that's for sure yeah that she was the one that was mostly ruining it for me see the thing is is when you really like a song like a song really hits for you which is the songs they were playing uh if it's not done perfect it's just absolutely tragedy you know what i mean when you're that into certain songs for me how it goes yeah

Speaker: For me, with the cover, I'd rather shoot the band to do something different with it rather than try to make a recreation of the original. See, yeah yeah I'm not like that. like It's like with Zombie, you know, who whoever redid Cranberry's Zombie, it's like it changes the whole energy of the song, which makes it mean something completely different. It's like it's about the troubles and stuff like that.

Speaker: And it's like, I don't know. I literally sent a video of a cover of Zombie the other day. And it's so good. I'm going to send it to you later. And then there's like... What's what else what's the other one that just came out?

Speaker: Anyways, it doesn't matter. don't know. there's There's some covers that really hit the mark and they try something new and they really do it well. And I dig that.

Speaker: But like, if you're going to go ahead and try something with it and it's just like, you don't have the energy and the vibe that was there. Okay. What about, what about like comedy?

Speaker: Let's get back to the comedy thing about steal jokes. Yeah. Well, let's not try and do that. Yeah. That's kind of like covering. Sometimes people try to,

Speaker: cover jokes. That's not joke. It's called stealing. Yes, yeah it's very it's very different. The thing about music that's different than comedy is if you go ahead and make an album off of somebody else's music, then you have to pay a licensing fee.

Speaker: Whereas if you steal if you go ahead and cover, as you said, somebody's jokes, then you could just go ahead and snag someone's joke and you can become famous.

Speaker: Off of that, one joke. There's loads of comics. Not loads. Okay, there's a couple of comics that become famous on one joke. i Or one set. you know I won't go into it.

Speaker: One of those boring comics out there has one set that he's been doing since he was 25 years old. but I'm sure nobody's doing any of your jokes.

Speaker: YouTube policeman, he says, I don't have any original material, but I'm not trying to be a comic. I heard that line about the right to remain silent. That is a blue-collar guy. That's Ron White.

Speaker: Yeah, i I have the right remain silent, but have the ability. and And the thing the thing is is, you can go ahead and, like, use jokes that comics use, like, if you're just a person. Like, if you're trying to do comedy, do your own jokes.

Speaker: You know what I mean? Like, Or just don't do it at all. And you're able to like rework things as well in your own way. Absolutely.

Speaker: that that is So the thing is, is there's there's a difference between stealing a joke and then having the same prep ah premise. And a premise a premise can go one of a thousand ways, and it's been that way for a thousand years.

Speaker: You know what mean? Like, every every generation thinks they're the first ones to fuck. You know what mean? But the situation is is these jokes have been done a hundred times, a hundred different ways.

Speaker: Like, I have dating stuff. You think that people in the 1820s didn't have great dating jokes? You know? I'm sure Mark Twain was killing it with his dating set. You know?

Speaker: No. it was just making the women hide when they had their periods. They don't look red-handed. the a Yo, we're killing it.

Speaker: ah fucking love this. I'm so excited. So, of um what I i was thinking about doing this, I haven't done it. Maybe next year. Maybe next year.

Speaker: I would like to do a Halloween show. Invite few of my friends. And tell them, come out. dress whatever community you want to dress as.

Speaker: Like just be them for the night and do like a 10 minute set of their material. How can I be Nate Drex? I think so. I had, I had the same style of idea.

Speaker: i thought it would be funny to dress up as a comic and then tell like your style of jokes, like their style of jokes, but like your own jokes or something like that. Like go ahead and like tangentially make fun of them through their personality and their vibe.

Speaker: That's one way to go with it. I was just thinking it would be fun to do, you know, like ah like a dress up. Yeah. That would be so fun. I love Halloween, so I would be bloody as fuck.

Speaker: But no, see, no, dress up is your favorite comic. How can i Nate? Mm-hmm. You know what would be funny? What would be even better than that is go ahead and dress up as whatever you want and then be them as a comic.

Speaker: So, like, you dress up as Frankenstein. Well, what does Frankenstein stand up to? what is What is Frankenstein's five minutes? Okay, you want be a zombie? Well, what what is zombie's five minutes?

Speaker: yeah Frankenstein is not a zombie. Well, no, i I was saying like Frankenstein or a zombie, like two separate entities.

Speaker: Or like a vampire. Like what would a vampire's five minutes be? Or Bigfoot's? What would Bigfoot's five minutes be? What would Chewbacca's five minutes be? ah For five minutes.

Speaker: Very good point.

Speaker: I'm a trivia host as well and I ask that question. I do a round called Who Dis? ah show you 10 pictures and at Halloween every year I do monsters and everyone that writes in Frankenstein gets it wrong because Frankenstein is the scientist. Frankenstein's monster is the creature.

Speaker: Well done. The world is a vampire. Bow, bow, bow, bow, bow.

Speaker: Oh, you were correcting me that Frankenstein's monster. I thought you were talking about the similarity between zombie and Frankenstein. That's not bad. but you are i yeah I was. YouTube police is busting your ass.

Speaker: Pull that one. I understand. I know that.

Speaker: I just like to offend people like you. Just like I like to say, medical orient are awesome and Guido shot first. Michael, we still can't see her face. Yeah, I couldn't see the disappointment on your face whenever I saw that because you got your your camera off.

Speaker: It sure is too. What up, Jersey?

Speaker: Well, of course. They come together. Jersey and Moe Dog.

Speaker: Oh, we got all types of service members in here. Hey, folks. Happy belated Veterans Day to y'all. Yeah, happy belated ah birthday to the Marine Corps, too. Oh, yeah.

Speaker: Oh, yeah.

Speaker: It has been a happy home day.

Speaker: it's It is now or has been for the last four hours. It's been all right. It's been okay. I can't complain. Even if I could, no one would listen. So what's the point?

Speaker: What? What did you say? I said, I can't complain. well i could I heard you. I don't know.

Speaker: who fit ah he said nobody i like i am ease of man You're something else, Brittany. I'm going to have to watch out for you. You're something else. You know, there's something.

Speaker: and then there's something else. but Is Brittany Beach? Is Brittany Beach? Y'all are something else.

Speaker: And I love it. im I'm proud and happy to be a part of the network. One sort of kind of. No, no.

Speaker: But the stand up act that we're all going to be doing. Yes. on dead and I got a couple of stories I'm going to bust out. Oh yeah.

Speaker: oh

Speaker: I'm down. Can't wait. You are in working them out anywhere We'll be soon. Yeah. do You have other places that you're going to be working at.

Speaker: um i'm gonna start popping up um wednesdays after our show to a spot not far from here that's what's up we're at where you think i'm not far from you what's near me on a wednesday oh okay yeah i'll be there funny frame yeah yeah

Speaker: hell yeah that's awesome michael You're the dopest dope. You got to get out there and grind it, man. You got to work your material. Know it.

Speaker: You got to think about how you're moving on stage. And also, I got to tell you you, I can't tell you how important it is to go ahead and move around on that stage.

Speaker: It keeps people's attention if they're sitting there watching you. So while they're watching you move, it if they're not laughing, start moving around. Then they have to pay attention to you.

Speaker: You know what i mean

Speaker: what I mean? What is your baby's name? Do you have a name yet for your baby? It's going to be called... ah but I'm to do one of those gender reveals. It's aborted. That's nuts.

Speaker: That's illegal now, Michael Copenhaver. Appreciate you, dude. Appreciate Thank you. buddy Mike, ah the one you met, Rick, he was on this one night.

Speaker: That motherfucker was gone for like five, six weeks on vacation. He was getting out town for a while. Get his head right. First thing that motherfucker said when he saw me that that long later, he goes, God damn, your wife must be a damn good cook, you fat piece of shit.

Speaker: Yeah. I've gained so much weight in the last three months. There you go You've settled down with your hot-ass wife.

Speaker: Hot, sweet wife that deals with you for some reason with your stains on your shirt. I'm sorry to tell you, but that's all wrong. Oh,

Speaker: I thought they were stains this stains. Uh, uh, uh. a and when i have to Like dude, change your shirt.

Speaker: Get a golf shirt like snotty. Like come on. yeah Look like you're on a freaking I look like I'm a sportscaster and here's Brett Favre with the kick. I don't even know who that is.

Speaker: Oh my lanta. That's a little self-deprecation. We need Glick for that. her For what? He said Brett Favre. He said, i don't even know who that is. We need Glick for that. All right, you two get a room.

Speaker: You're fired, baby. You're fired.

Speaker: Oh, you're fired. Who's that? Jersey. He's on the back of your jersey. Where is the jersey? I swear to fucking God.

Speaker: uh usm i think it was sm u and he was also on the jets i know who breb farve was the joke was that i didn't know who it was sorry everyone i'm all tested i can't go ahead and don't ruin the joke okay there we go big mistake not this one but the first one i just needed a

Speaker: Are you talking about your older kids? Southern Miss University. I thought that's where you went. SMU. I'm going to take your word for it. You're from there.

Speaker: Okay. These comments have been crazy tonight. And I'm digging. We've got good group. And we've got nine viewers at the Monk Bunch. Yeah, we've been killing it tonight, dude. post Folks have been coming in, doing the thing, saying hi. Hi.

Speaker: Talking about how ugly I am. You know. Good times. I've got a little professional pride. I don't come on all greased up and dirty and shit. Usually. i i tried tonight. i like I put on makeup.

Speaker: and No, I didn't really try, try, but half-ass tried. But Star Wars stuff, hell yeah! o Oh, yeah.

Speaker: me He's got the setup, bro. I got more things want to do. as long as it's there, Good Good Good Good Good Good vida. Good Good Good vida. Good Good vida. vida. Good Good Good vida.

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Speaker: Good vida. vida. vida. vida. vida. vida. Good vida.

Speaker: vida. Good vida. That's what's that. and Hey, Michael, do you play a lot of Star Wars video games? don't really play video games anymore.

Speaker: Darth Vader is always the winner. So, well, this one's an older one. Have you ever played Star Wars Empire or it's an RTS?

Speaker: Hold on. i have to say something. It's pretty similar to like the Dune game. What was the other one? Red Alert. Yeah. Being a conqueror. Yes. Yeah. that sort it Dude.

Speaker: I just bought that on steam just a little bit ago. I love getting the death star and just rolling through the galaxy and just, Ooh, anybody who has a problem with me, just blow up every plan.

Speaker: ah Most people don't know about the death star is it could go into work. Yes. And then just take out anything. Yeah, just in a second. Well, it has to charge up.

Speaker: i don't know if it can be charged whenever it goes into warp drive. I wonder if that would break it to ah something in the time-space continuum or something like that. Because the move would go be to start it up in a remote part of like the outer rim and then warp into like you know where you're going to take out the the planet and then just insta-kill it and then boop into the outer rim again. Just a Is that what you do when you're with a lady of the night? You're just like, boop.

Speaker: Yeah. felt destroy Get in, get out, and get going, you know what i mean? ah be careful saying stuff like that. You might get, you know, unalived. Zero point energy is something nobody wants to have happen other than the regular people.

Speaker: What is it? Zero point energy. What is that?

Speaker: Like you just don't have energy? I'm no scientist, but it's like this. There's a field of energy all around us. Not force, but it's there. ah With certain contraptions, you can just draw that free energy up.

Speaker: okay um It's really interesting. There's just, I don't know what they do. I don't know, but it doesn't plug you into anything. It brings power from nowhere.

Speaker: right around you and it rolls all sorts of stuff like 15 20 light bulbs all in a row spinners and clocks and all sorts of shit just like a tesla coil it's not a tesla coil because the tesla coil is powered okay then it's probably ah it's probably magnetic and it's off the magnetic lines of flux so the item was roughly the size of a pack of smokes mm-hmm And I don't know, again, I'm not a scientist. I don't know how it works, but it just draws energy from this zero point field. It's called the zero point field, zero point energy.

Speaker: yeah You just draw it in and it just runs stuff. Well, the thing is, is that the the planet has magnetic lines of flux. And the thing is, like, the way a motor works is the magnetic lines of flux.

Speaker: So there's magnets inside of it. And the wires go ahead and spin around between the magnets. And that cuts through the magnetic lines of flux. And that creates the electricity. So it's possible that it takes the electricity out of the magnetic lines of flux or something.

Speaker: Yeah. Gen X said, do you guys watch the Y files? Michael Copenhaver does. I have, but I'm not crazy about it.

Speaker: I got me the heckle fish. Talking plushie. The heckle fish? Yeah, it's the talking plushie. What the fuck is that?

Speaker: will come what the fuck is that

Speaker: It's hecklefish. That is amazing, and I want one like right now. Does it have a Hershey's Kiss on it, Ted? That's funny.

Speaker: Have you seen those fugly plushies? Oh, the ones where you squeeze and it gets ugly? It's like really cute, and then you squeeze and it gets... No, it's it's always ugly.

Speaker: Okay. They're like little monster ugly things. I fucking love them.

Speaker: I draw energy from Sarge every day. Hashtag poor guy. Admit it, Britt. You missed me. Laughs my ass off. And missed you, dude. Welcome back. Thanks for showing up.

Speaker: easy Draw it, baby. Draw it. We're going to get into the third season and these dudes are going to walking down the aisle and I can't wait for it, dude. I can't wait. Oh, Gen X?

Speaker: Gen X knows the heckle fish. Sorry. I ae yeah I wish my headphones didn't fucking break. Those are Hecklefish's creepy teeth.

Speaker: He's so cute. Does he have a Hershey kiss on his head? Is that what that is? It's a tinfoil hat. Oh, okay. I dig it. i dig it I thought it was a Hershey kiss, too, so don't feel bad. Looks like one.

Speaker: but it's into the war i Now that you told me that, I can see it. know what you're talking about. Maybe. yes

Speaker: Hey, Modal can to me, who can?

Speaker: God, he just never quits. Hell love of a fucking fucking fucking shit. Brittany, did you say what you wanted to say earlier? You probably forgot about it by now, but you said you wanted to say something at one point.

Speaker: ay I'm good. I'm good. But it's been a good night. I know that we talked for hours. Three and a half to be exact. Actually, three hours, 45 minutes because we went ahead and did 15 that weren't recorded, but...

Speaker: We made it. We did it. We the thing. We did the thing. We did the thing. What does an average dude to have to do to make money on OnlyFans?

Speaker: You know what i mean? That's not that. like Just an average dude. How far does that have to go? Because it's got to go pretty far. Because a lady just has to kind of just be there. But like a dude, for him to like actually get views, he's going to have to be doing something like cutting his dick off or something. el relatedated quickly now That's No, that's... Hey. Where's my fucking shirt? You said you were going to give me one at your fucking wedding, you were little dick I wore it last week, but I didn't wash it. So I'm going to wash that before I can wear it. No, no. What is that one video that was like really popular? youtube they the pain yeah The pain Olympics. Yeah,

Speaker: Where the dude went ahead and he he puts a mason jar up his butt. Alright, Michael Copenhaver? And then he breaks it in his butt. He's like, I'm not for this. And he's pulling the glass out of it.

Speaker: And he chopped his balls off or his dick off or something. Yeah, there's one of those too. imagine Basically, the idea was to kill yourself on camera and you'd win money for it if you were the best one.

Speaker: you had to kill yourself in the most interesting ways. That was also a time. Two girls won the job. Yeah, so the winner gets nothing. Yes.

Speaker: Everybody's a winner, technically. They're all suicidal. Explain. Well, you're suicidal, so you don't want to be alive, so you got what you wanted. I'm not saying that suicide's a good thing to do, but hey, that's what your plan is, and that's what your plan is.

Speaker: it works for alreadyie poy i i I was there too. um you know Three times. But you know never kept. of That's hilarious.

Speaker: I'm not saying it's a good thing and you should go ahead and stick around. It's better than doing the other way. you know If you want to chop your dick off, chop your dick off. But if that's what you wanted to do, then there you go. You got what you wanted, dude.

Speaker: i always say rather than killing yourself, why don't you go ahead and get rich and die trying? And if you don't get rich, then you died anyways. And you got what you wanted. So, you know, why not go ahead and do as much work to go ahead and better your life?

Speaker: Then go ahead and end it now. And then your shitty life is guaranteed. You know what I mean? You can try again tomorrow. Or you can go ahead and leave it as shitty as it is right now. It's your choice.

Speaker: You're not wrong.

Speaker: There you go. There's your upbeat little Tyler. You look familiar as Fug. I won't ask specifics, but are you from the dot dot dot. Let's say that Cincinnati slash Northern Kentucky area by any chance?

Speaker: I have been to Cincinnati. um I'm actually from PA, though. i'm ah I'm a Pittsburgh-er.

Speaker: It grosses me out every time you say that.

Speaker: You're just jealous. You're just jealous you can't be as awesome as me living out in here in the burn. I can't masturbate to this. bear

Speaker: What what is that song? Something about horses. They're calling out to you.

Speaker: No one's seen in Clark's. sure

Speaker: Michael, you're killing it. ah Also, the suicide hotline is not good. It's not. They don't give a fuck about you. like Well, I mean, it's... ah I mean, it's it's just... Give it a try. It might be for other people, but for me, it did not work.

Speaker: Well, I'm still alive, so... I mean, yes. Call it if you need help, but I mean, it is a government program, so... It's not really... Where they're like, oh, so what are you here for? What the fuck do you think I'm here for? They're just kind of doing it. And like, how how, like, how... Okay, so then there's another situation where you're sitting there dealing with people who are calling you, talking about killing yourself all night. How many times can you go through that conversation and just be like...

Speaker: Coming in with energy hot and trying to like somebody legit just blew their head off possibly on the call before you, you know what I mean? And then you got to just get into another call and try and help somebody else to stop. yeah It's hard to go ahead and freaking stay up in that dude, you know, being a call center in general, emergency hotlines.

Speaker: I couldn't imagine being one of those people. Does being on the other line of somebody, the worst day of somebody's life. you know I wouldn't be able to handle Thanks, Jersey. You burn all of those people you give all those people props, Jersey, because you know that Ted Bundy was a fucking suicide hotline operator.

Speaker: That's fucked up, dude. That's true. I can't. 100% true.

Speaker: Oh, my Wait, he was a suicide hotline? he ran he he was He was a suicide hotline ah volunteer operator, operator yeah.

Speaker: Isn't that a conflict of interest? I think that's why he did it. He just liked to hear the misery. Yeah, actually, yeah, probably. Yeah, probably is, dude.

Speaker: Dude, that guy's so fucked up. And then they went ahead and made... I don't understand why they keep making these dramatized serial killer ah TV shows and posting them everywhere. And then, not only that, but they're doing...

Speaker: true serial killer TV shows, but then they don't, they barely have any facts in it. Like that, that monsters one that's about, um, yeah, Ed Gein, like most of that, most of that show is fabricated. And the same thing about Jeffrey Dahmer's as well. Most of that's fabricated as well.

Speaker: Well, everybody like, um, like, especially since women, the I'm allowed to say this. So fuck all y'all. Um, women are really into murder shit these days. And who was it that was like Ted Bundy, I think was the hot one or whatever.

Speaker: Right. So that's why they are like, ah but, but my thing is, is Why are they... It's fine that they're making serial... I mean, it's not fine. I mean, it's kind of weird.

Speaker: But if you're going to make a serial... A documentary, docu-series about serial killers, do it with the facts. You have all the facts. So why go ahead and make completely fabricated stories... Thank you, fabricated.

Speaker: That's word I was looking for. Yeah, why would you make ah like completely fabricated stories about real victims? And then not only that,

Speaker: But real people, like, they went ahead, there's a real person in the Ed Gein series that is said to have murdered somebody in the Ed Gein series, Monsters.

Speaker: And she has never murdered anybody. She's a little bit off because she was, like, into Ed Gein, which you gotta be to be into Ed Gein, but she wasn't a murderer.

Speaker: right But they went ahead and full on made her a multi-time murderer in Monsters because it made the narrative more interesting. And the thing is, is if you were going to make a show like um Bates Motel where you're making a serial killer based on a serial killer, but you're making your own story, that's a different story. When people are coming to watch Monsters or they're coming to see the Bundy on Netflix,

Speaker: They're watching that for like educational value. Right. It's kind of like comedy. which foot That's what we're here to talk about.

Speaker: yeah I mean, I guess ah I'm sorry we're getting off topic. out i don't care I don't give a fuck. But it's kind of like comedy where you like fabricate a little bit of the story sometimes.

Speaker: But it's it's not, because when you're coming to comedy, you come expecting for things to be exaggerated and such. When you're coming to watch a docu-series, you're expecting for what's on being the docu-series to at least be mostly factual.

Speaker: You know what mean? Not just complete fabrication. You're not going ahead and creating complete characters out of nowhere just to go ahead and sell the narrative.

Speaker: I mean, it's a story about a serial killer. It's it's everything that is horror movies. It's Ed Gein. Why do you have to dramatize it any more than it already is? You know?

Speaker: Do you like mockumentaries? What do you mean? Like, like um ah what is that one? heavy Is it heavy metal? No, it's not a heavy metal.

Speaker: Twisted. no it's um Hold on. It's called... a There's a few. Turn it up to 11. Damn it. It's about the fake bands.

Speaker: i we We're there, but with what's the band name? I forget it. can't. We're all struggling. it is It is almost... Twisted Metal is a video game.

Speaker: Yeah, Twisted Metal. It was a show, too. Nah, love that shit. ah Fuck. They were called the

Speaker: Come on, somebody in their chat's got to know this. I know, it's ah Turn It Up To 11. And um they have three drummers that die.

Speaker: ah Is it the drummer that dies? is thatynal uinal tap Spinal Tap. Spinal Tap, yes, that's it. yes tap Thank you. Oh, my God.

Speaker: How did I think of that?

Speaker: But yes, I do like mockumentaries like that. that's But see, the thing is is, once again, you're coming into that knowing that it's a spoof and it's like none of this is to be taken seriously.

Speaker: But Monsters, it's like here is going to be a docu-series about Ed Gein. You know? Why aren't you showing your fucking face?

Speaker: I don't feel pretty today. Hmm. Yeah, everybody was sitting there talking about your stained shirt, dude. Well, maybe you shouldn't come one on the show with stains on your shirt, bro.

Speaker: ah Again, not stain. It rhymes. That makes it funny.

Speaker: I'm sorry. i can't give you too much shit. You have helped me out so much. I'm sorry. I'm sorry, big bro. which I'm going to be honest with I've never seen This Is Spinal Tap.

Speaker: You've never seen Spinal Tap? Never seen This Is Spinal Tap. They're making a sequel to it coming out next year the year after. Really? Spinal Tap is a fun movie, though, dude. If you find it at like an FYE or at an exchange, pick it up, man. it is a hilarious watch just to sit there.

Speaker: It's just the crazy. There's just so much stupid shit about it. that just It is. It's pretty dumb. But dumb humor is also like my thing. Obviously, I have a tattoo that says Brit above my knee. it's That's the stupidest thing ever.

Speaker: But I love it. My favorite. It's dope, though. My favorite one is whenever, and they're they're sitting there, and he's like, yeah, all of our amps turn up to 11. Yeah, yeah. And it's like, you just scratched, and they scratched, you can see that they scratched off 10 and put 11 there. And it's like, why don't you just go ahead and turn it up a little bit?

Speaker: And it's like, no, man, ours go up to 11. 11. Yes, I love that.

Speaker: yes i love that So good.

Speaker: My dad used to be in a garage band. I keep forgetting about. With my old best friend's dad and some random black dude playing the drums.

Speaker: That don't remember his name of. He was cool. But where was I going with that? i don't know. You were going with it.

Speaker: Fuck. I lost it. It's gone. Sorry. You continue, snotty. You know. you yeah I don't know. You were the one talking about it. I have no idea your train of thought was.

Speaker: It's because I started reading the comments and I got distracted. ADHD is a fucking bitch. and Okay, daddy. Are you?

Speaker: she just said that. Oh my gosh. I, uh, so funny thing is, is that actually is my legal name. First name, Tyler, middle name, James, last name, Snodgrass. My alias legitimately is Snotty and Jude is is my Catholic name. So legally I am Tyler James Jude Snotty Snodgrass. And then what's funny about that is when you turn it into an acronym, it spells out to Juju.

Speaker: And that's why I want to be a comic. Did that? Exactly. Fuck yeah, dude. I love that. Oh my god, I fucking love that.

Speaker: Do you have a soundboard, Mike? Nope. We have it in the background.

Speaker: and oh never mind. I'll talk to you about it later.

Speaker: Those were bongos, though. Tyler James Jude, Snotty Snodgrass. Tyler James Jude, Snotty Snodgrass. Tyler James Snooze. Oh, I can't do it. It's my own name, and I couldn't even do it. Gosh dang.

Speaker: You're right. That is a tongue twister. Okay, i want to try. I want to try. I want to try. Go for it. Tyler James Jude, Snotty Snodgrass. I can't even do the first one. but

Speaker: Tyler James Jude...

Speaker: Jew? Did you? I am a singer, thank you very much. I'm part German, alright? That's why don't be calling me a Jew. I got real problems with you folks. I'm part Irish as

Speaker: Mostly Irish, actually. Which is probably i why I have a little strawberry up in this bitch. Back to Jersey.

Speaker: No, we're not going there. I want to say it. I want to say it. I want to say it. and Jersey, I love you.

Speaker: Okay. Breathe. Tyler James Jude, snotty snotgrass. Tyler James Jude, snotty snotgrass. Tyler James Jude, snotty snotgrass. Tyler James snotty... Fuck!

Speaker: but

Speaker: Tyler James Jude snotty snot grass. Tyler James Jude snotty snot grass. Tyler James Jude snotty snot grass. Tyler James Jude snotty snot grass. Tyler James Jude snotty snot grass. Six times, mofo. That's not fair.

Speaker: It's your fucking name. It is my name, so I'm very used to saying it.

Speaker: I want to try it again. um I'm going to in jump je gemin i Pop in again, please. You can see me again on Friday if you're interested at all. We're going be talking about blaxploitation films.

Speaker: Friday night for Movie with Michael and Friends. Blaxploitation. Did not know that. Cheers, y'all.

Speaker: Are you out of here? are we going, folks? I'm not out. Wait, who? Oh, is that Yingling? Hell yeah! I'm drinking champagne and beers, but Yingling's good too.

Speaker: That's what I got right now.

Speaker: Oh, I love Yingling. Which one? my life Which one? what you're talking about.

Speaker: Yeah, what joke are you talking about? Is it that I am...

Speaker: barta i got it

Speaker: Well, that is a good video. I showed it to my housemate and her 10 year old son and they were cracking up and walk cook okay I asked Courtney today. i was like, were you really serious about coming up to Ohio for the New Year's Eve show? And she was like, oh yeah.

Speaker: So she's going to be there. nice Um, I'm excited. ah Obviously her son can't be there because he's 10. But um yeah, we're going to get a hotel room together. There you go.

Speaker: I won't leave her there. There you go. Yeah, you won't leave her there.

Speaker: You know where I'm going with that. but I do. I'm excited for you. Finally, I can masturbate. Finally, I can masturbate. Yeah, tell us more in detail.

Speaker: ah ah What did it smell like? What did it taste like? Oh, Jesus.

Speaker: He has nothing to do it. We're all excited for Jersey. We're all excited for Jersey. Thank you, Joyce. We're going have a full at this episode to recap what happened in that hotel room afterwards. That's fine.

Speaker: no but ah I'm just going to shut the fuck up because ass. Ass. Nope. Because ass. You're right, Jersey.

Speaker: She's going to kill it. I think so, too. I think we're all going to kill it, dude. I have always had a good time down in that basement. I've had... ah yeah? but but but Get out of here!

Speaker: It's not my uncle's page, man, you weirdo. i those Cool, cool, cool. No, I'm excited. I've had some negative people tell me that I'm not going to make it and I'm going to do terrible, and that's been getting in my head a little bit.

Speaker: You gotta stop worrying about those people. Cause like Michael's been saying through this whole entire, like since he's been here is misery loves company, right? If they're doing shit and they don't have things in their life that they enjoy doing and they see you doing what you enjoy and actually setting goals and making good on those goals, then they're just going to ahead and shit on you because they don't want you to be better.

Speaker: You better and your yourself than have to work harder on themselves. Some people believe in playing it safe. youll Go get yourself a good, real job and do this and do that and gotda yada, yada, yada, yada.

Speaker: That will not be my path. yeah I've been getting that from some folks. so beach e Thank you.

Speaker: Hopefully, even Jersey can make it out. Come on. right. There's a hotel right there. You guys can get a room. Hotel, motel. Oh, wait. Is that the sergeant that was at the show and at your wedding?

Speaker: No. Okay. that Never mind. I was going to say, I think I figure out where you know me from, dude. You really know me. We were sitting right... We were sitting there hanging out talking to each other while... ah What was that? We were doing the entrance and all that for the wedding.

Speaker: But no, we're not that dude. So never mind.

Speaker: No, I'm not allowed to wedding since the incident of 2021. twenty eight twenty one Guys, your what's happening now. Thanks for popping What up, Sky's Limit?

Speaker: Sky's Limit Network. That's an air horn. You like that? That should be... What is that, dude? and but I differently you do Can we just rename this show Sarades? I can't tell you how many times we've said, what is that thing?

Speaker: You say... danty You do it with the D. I do it with the B. You say... danty ta danin dan i say... pam pam pan pam pe Well, you have to do the echo.

Speaker: Because you've got to have the echo. piby-by-ba a any DJ Tyler James, dude, Snotty, Snotty.

Speaker: I can't even say it. Actually, I went as DJ Snotty whenever I was a DJ. So I was a DJ at one point. Prove it. That's a great question. I have no fucking idea.

Speaker: What's the topic for the night? we're At one point, it was it was supposed to be... In the first 15 minutes, we went off on it. and We had to restart. and It seems like once we restarted, we just gave up on what the premise of the episode was. No, I keep trying to bring it back. I'm like, let's bring it back to comedy. So, no, the premise of this episode, she wanted to talk about our comedy um comedy clicks and, like, comedy troops and stuff like that. Like, there's the Adam Sandlers, you know, um ah Lizard Lick Productions or whatever it is with the Beer Fest guys.

Speaker: Forget what theirs is. Yeah, fuck them.

Speaker: but that's That's what the ah topic was. But we we haven't talked about that topic. We've gone about every other way that we could. Other than that, honestly.

Speaker: Every which way but loose. Yeah. No, my dad found all my dildos and threw them away. so i'm Where did that come from? Oh, he is talking about dildos. What's Sergeant saying about dildos?

Speaker: I'm going old school now.

Speaker: I got Jill.

Speaker: That was a great movie. I love both of them. Fantastic. i i I used to work at Spencer's and every single year this lady used to come in and buy a rabbit because she used it so much she kept burning out the motor on it.

Speaker: Another funny story about Spencer's. So i'm working at Spencer's there and I'm sitting at the entrance, right? I see all these people running down the hallway and stuff. And normally that's not a good idea when you're in a public place.

Speaker: But anyways, I'm like, what's going on? What's going on? And they're like, oh, ah Mike Vick is coming. You know, i'm like, you're not a dog. Don't worry about it. Anyways, ah so he comes in.

Speaker: He's going around the store and everything, checking out all the displays. He's there with his lady. i don't know if it's his girlfriend, his wife, side piece, a hooker, whatever. But he goes ahead and picks up all types of sex toys, right?

Speaker: Brings them up to the counter, and I go ahead and ring them up and everything. And I pick up. one of the dildos, I go, oh, that's pretty nice. Is this a secret Santa for Ben Roethlisberger? Because it was Christmas time, right?

Speaker: And he starts dying. He's laughing so hard. He's like, one sec, I'll be right back. And he goes and gets one of the cheap neons, a blue one. And he brings it up. And I'm like, oh, I didn't know Ben Roethlisberger's favorite color was blue. And he starts laughing. here I'm like, do you want to get some batteries, man?

Speaker: you know you're on a burn through batteries and he's like no man just let's go but yeah so sold mike vick a dildo well ben roethlisberger got a dildo for for christmas one year and i had something to do with it so that's what that signed it for him i worked at a pizza shop when i was younger and uh one of the chicks who worked in the uh store i was a driver yeah she would blast herself for their digits the same ones over and over and over again they quit growing hair on those fingers i don't know what's inside of her but it eats the hair off of people whoa it's like that movie teeth that i told you about where the vagina has teeth it's nothing like that why do you keep bringing that up because it bugs you

Speaker: terrible human being. So Sky Zillman wants to know what we think about John Candy and Rodney Dangerfield. I like both of them. I think I enjoy John Candy more than Rodney Dangerfield though because like, I mean, they both can get emotional, but like John Candy actually went straight in to... ah And not only that, but John Candy was more of a character actor. like ah Rodney Dangerfield was normally just playing himself in different movies. John Candy... like You see John Candy in JFK?

Speaker: like You don't see John Candy in that movie. Say his name one more time, I swear to God. John Candy. John Candy. yeah He's good. He's good actor, dude.

Speaker: He is good. He is good. I like them. They do. and Excuse me, ma'am. to John. Yeah, that's how he says it, right? Yeah. on He has a fucking Canadian accent.

Speaker: second He is Canadian. He doesn't have a Canadian accent. you do No, I have a Canadian accent. He's Canadian.

Speaker: I'm not aware of John Candy ever doing stand-up. I don't think he did. uh he did but he quickly got into improv after that and then that's what got him he came out of second city that's new tv yeah yeah so so like um you go heidi don't mess with my jacket my jacket's over there on the floor and she's scratching it with anyways tiny john my dog uh john jenny John Candy's a documentary on Amazon talks all about his career and everything. It's a pretty interesting documentary. I was happy that they put that up there.

Speaker: You and your fucking documentaries. I love documentaries, dude. I do, too But like the way you talk about them, it's like you're just super serious about documentaries. I am super serious about documentaries.

Speaker: Okay. I do like documentaries. I'm just giving you shit. Well, the thing is is that ah at at work, I can't just like listen to music or podcasts all day, so I listen to documentaries instead.

Speaker: Oh, I'm a music person. Well, no oh oh, oh, oh, office ladies. thank you rod If John Candy and Ronnie Dangerfield had a child, we'd be named Candy Rod.

Speaker: Or maybe Danger Candy. Asking for a friend. ah That's a good one. like that, Sarge. or maybe Rod Candy. Danger Candy.

Speaker: like them all. Maybe just have four children. and Candy Rod.

Speaker: If it was Danger Candy, you'd have to be like Candy. Danger Candy. andy With an I. Like James Bond.

Speaker: peace and Rodney's Angels got really interesting life story on how he got into stand-up and shit. Yeah. He he like started at 25 years old and then just nothing happened. So he got like a regular job, got married, and then like he got fired from his job. His wife left him and he said, fuck it, I'm going to start doing comedy again. And that's when he got famous at 50 years old.

Speaker: Basically is what the story is, from what I heard. Gotcha. I don't need Google. I need snotty. No, snotty is obviously wrong. Like, a lot!

Speaker: Because he gets his information mostly from Facebook and YouTube. ah Oh, and a lot of it is fake. You are not wrong.

Speaker: If it was free candy, you have to find a white brand with free candy painted on the side. You know, the one you love so much, Britt. Hmm, hmm, hmm, hmm. We were talking about that earlier when I started the live, I think.

Speaker: No, that was the first one that we didn't get. There were kids going ahead and getting murdered upstairs or something. It's like, that's not my kids. I'm like, oh, you tell the joke. It's your joke.

Speaker: I just pulled him in with my black man that says free candy on the screen. There is. What up, Jedi? Welcome to the house. No, it's my dude. You guys aren't showing your fucking faces. What the fuck? Jedi.

Speaker: Here. I'm gonna do it for you. a Jedi. Lazy Jedi. Yeah Jedi's the shit. Oh he's the best. He's from the Lazy and Jedi.

Speaker: Lazy Jedi and Shaman show. je Whatever fuck it is. But they're funny. there They always show up. They're funny.

Speaker: That's all. lazy Lazy Jedi seems to me like someone who goes ahead and turns the switch off on a lightsaber so they can easily win a match. Lazy Jedi is fucking Obi-Wan.

Speaker: Oh, is it? you know I'm not like a huge Star Wars buff, so I don't know every little thing. I know enough to go ahead and piss off Star Wars fans, which is really all I need from any fandom.

Speaker: leadership I met Pauly Shore. I performed in his club in Las Vegas. Oh, yeah? How is he? Is he chill? No. No?

Speaker: ah love how you're so honest. Yeah. When it comes to Michael, yeah that is the thing i love. He's just blunt to the point.

Speaker: Yeah. I was at Wise Guys in Vegas, and John Caparillo came in there, and he was like one of my favorite comics. I've always loved John Cap. Cleveland's own fucking John Caparillo.

Speaker: Absolutely. And ah I walked up to him, and ah I was like hey, man. I want to bug you. I've always been like, because you never know how somebody is on D whenever you approach them. So I kind of make it quick. I'm like, Hey man, just want say, don't want to bug you, but I've always been one of your biggest friends fans.

Speaker: Thanks for coming out. it was good seeing you live. And he was like the nicest dude ever. And he was like, Oh, thanks man. He was, he was, uh, coming through Vegas on his way up to, ah well, not up to over to California.

Speaker: LA. It's for a show or something like that. That's cool. I got to meet Ice-T. Ice-T? Did you really? in London. He was staying at the same hotel that I was staying in and I got to meet him. It was fucking dope.

Speaker: No shit. Ice-T would be dope to me. What was Ice-T doing in London? Beats the shit out of me. I was 15. I don't know. Crip shit. Duh. Yeah.

Speaker: Wait, Thug in G? is solving crimes.

Speaker: He has been retired for over 35 years. He's not into the gangster shit no more. No. oh is been He's openly retired from it. now I think he actually goes ahead and talks against dudes getting into gangland activities.

Speaker: no and This was years ago. don't know math. Math is hard. What was he doing it in South Carolina, Sergeant? Hell yeah, Modoc.

Speaker: He was a little watered down. He was a little watered down. I didn't read the last part of it. I could tell. please What's up, man?

Speaker: I was trying to do callback to Michael Copenhaver making fun ah making fun of the London didn situation there. That's a great question. Huh?

Speaker: If you meet any famous person dead or alive, who would it be?

Speaker: Let's do Mount Rushmore. That's not a Mount Rushmore question. I would want to talk to... ah I think i'd I'd want to spend an hour with Carlin.

Speaker: And why? And why? Just ah fucking to fucking hear what he's got to say about things and just talk to him and just hear his unfiltered not on stage thoughts yeah i pretty much already heard those his last few specials which weren't very funny but very very passionate going in very poignant god i can't choose just one fucking person well i can i i actually i mean i would like to meet rasputin and chill out with rasputin

Speaker: the fuck i just I just think he's such an interesting enigma. You know, the craziness, the legend behind the dude, you know, how he died and everything. No, we don't know. Explain it.

Speaker: Don't. Actually, yeah, never mind. Okay, i I don't care. I'm going to say more than one name. Steve Carell or Amy Poehler. Those are good ones.

Speaker: god damn fuck i don't give a shit i'm gonna give you four kate mckinnon and paul rudd fuck yeah paul rudd i dig it paul rudd seems like a ah chill fella to hang out with right he seems like a nice guy so does uh so does mike myers Yeah, Mike Myers. but but according to a whole lot of According to a whole lot of people, he's not at all yeah a nice person or good to work with.

Speaker: Well, that's the thing. You know, I mean, they're actors for a reason. They're good at it. Who the fuck is that, MoDug?

Speaker: Who is who? I feel like it's a joke. Steven Rafflesberger? don't know who the fuck that even is. Oh, that sounds familiar, but I can't remember. But no, I think it might be a joke. Wrathless Burger sounds familiar.

Speaker: That's Roethlisberger's brother. Oh, he just spelled it so bad. Okay, okay, I got it I don't know if it is. i was just... I know, I was like... Oh, oh, oh. Ben Roethlisberger is the football player. Stephen Roethlisberger is his cousin.

Speaker: You being serious no about it? For real?

Speaker: It's like, why do you do something like that and then do that? Just made up a name. Okay, got it. Roethlisberger. Wasn't he in the Steelers?

Speaker: Yeah, Ben Roethlisberger is.

Speaker: I thought he retired.

Speaker: he is retired he's he's uh been retired i think on those four years now three years five years maybe don't he's been a while it's not monday or sunday mo dog two questions one did you really meet mike myers two which fucking joke have you been telling i'm sure i'm dying to know

Speaker: I don't know right remember. oh d Oh, the Stephen Wathlisberger. Yeah, the

Speaker: other Michael that showed up. and Your friend, Michael. He's a Steelers fan as well. Yeah, he is. He's nutty.

Speaker: No, I'm a Penn State. I guess I'm Pittsburgh native, so of course it's Pittsburgh Steelers, Penguins. And so you want to give me shit because I'm a Baltimore, Washington native?

Speaker: I don't know. it's just You could pick better teams than that. Those are like the biggest... beerling rivals And actually have your wins be yours instead of the Cleveland Browns? Like, I mean...

Speaker: No, but I'm not even all that serious about sports. I could care less. Like, I do, like... I get real interested with hockey. I always wanted to play hockey. But my mom said it was too expensive.

Speaker: I might be Canadian. People have gone ahead and said that I might be one of two things, aliens and Canadians. And those are the two most possible ones other than just Tyler Smodgrass.

Speaker: In the United States, Canadians are aliens. Yeah, you ain't lying. Yeah, that's a point. That's a point.

Speaker: Go birds, let's go. Dirty birds, dirty birds. Ravens and eagles. I like my birds. Let's fly. Let's fly. Actually, I don't really care. I just like watching the game.

Speaker: I like hockey. I get seriously into hockey. really yeah's It's just more intense. Yeah, because you get to fight each other more.

Speaker: It's just a quick game and there's more stuff going on. And I feel like football is just like staged a lot of times now.

Speaker: Well, it's becoming that with sports in general these days.

Speaker: Vegas gets into it and it just... What you laughing at? I'd probably guess Canadian 100%. See? See?

Speaker: No, surprisingly, I am American. I am American. Crab bean milk in. And I'm pretty, bitch.

Speaker: Tyler James Jute snotty snotgrass. Okay, sorry. I've been sitting here thinking that I'm up on here, and I'm not. to I could say some things, but I won't. um Tyler James Jute snotty snotgrass.

Speaker: Tyler James Jute snotty snotgrass. Tyler James Jute snotty snotgrass. Tyler James Jute snotty snotgrass. Fuck. I it. I'm like one of those dogs whenever you're talking to me.

Speaker: i think you're me have like

Speaker: ha you say it michael say his name fully five times fast no tyler uh anything you want to plug buddy i'm gonna shut this down we've been having this for four fucking hours and we're losing those shit I hear you. i hear you. being We've been killing tonight. ah Just this Sunday, I'm going to be in Swissville.

Speaker: um Other than just open mics until Michael Copenhaver's show at the Underground Lounge on New Year's Eve.

Speaker: New Year's Eve, that's right. And ah come on out to whatever shows you can. i will have bumper stickers there. ah They are five bucks or best offer.

Speaker: That goes to all my submissions for festivals and competitions. So I can actually maybe get somewhere with this in life.

Speaker: So any proceeds help towards that. Thank you. Oh, yeah. I have to say something. Peter Frampton. No, don't leave yet.

Speaker: What'd you say, Britt? The comment, he said, I also partied hard with Kiv Rock one time. i also partied with Booty Collins and Peter Frampton.

Speaker: oh baby. in my way Every day. My mom had a chance to meet Dio. And Heidi, stop it. No, no, no, no, stop it.

Speaker: What the fuck did she say? What? Brampton, both from and still living since then. Brampton's British, isn't he? Peter Frampton is the one that's saying, ooh, baby. you have to give a Well, he could have moved to America after he got famous.

Speaker: Jersey, if you're still here and mobile, here that's my Facebook link. Find me and talk to me. If you guys are going to come up here for the New Year's Eve show, legit, if you're coming up, get a hold of me ahead of time so we can hang out.

Speaker: Yeah, that would be dope. For sure, for sure, for sure.

Speaker: Sorry. yeah my My mom almost met Dio, and it's probably, like, one of my favorite stories about her childhood, because she was going to go see Dio because one of the band, like,

Speaker: One of the people who takes all the gear, like the band gear folks, they came into my grandfather's music store because the piano player would have to like lift up one side of his piano and play it with his other hand because there was something wrong with the connection.

Speaker: So my grandfather did repairs at his music store and was one of the only places back then that did that. So they brought in and said, hey, if you can go ahead and get this done and fixed by the time the show is tonight, we'll get you backstage tickets, mosh pit, everything.

Speaker: And my grandfather said, yeah, we'll get that done. He leaves the tickets and everything. And he doesn't want to go because it's bowling night. And my mom's a huge fan. So she wants to go, but she can't because she has to go ahead and watch the children that night.

Speaker: She was this close to literally meeting Dio backstage. Who knows what could happen? You know, I may not have been here. Were saying the mosh pit was backstage? or No, the tickets. You get mosh pit tickets and then you get backstage tickets.

Speaker: But I mean, you know, it is Dio, you know, and you know. Yeah, everybody moshes to Dio. Do you even know who Dio is?

Speaker: They do the monster match Dio.

Speaker: Michael, you doubt me all the time. Ron and James Dio was a bad motherfucker. Ron James Dio was best parts of Black Sabbath.

Speaker: No, the pick of destiny. oh Oh, the pick of destiny. yeah and a lot Stepping out of that fucking last poster the old man didn't get. please yeah mean

Speaker: He died like a few months after he did that. Yeah. Oh, I didn't know that. He's been there for a while. What a hell of a dude, man. He's performing. There's been a bunch of good bands, too, man.

Speaker: Deo. Bad motherfucker. Yeah, dude. He changed guitar playing by going ahead and he wanted to protect himself from blisters, so he started wearing leather over his fingers and it gave the guitar like a totally different sound.

Speaker: Here or there was the bassist. I forget which one it was. Was it a Dio or the bassist? Is that what Leatherface did? no on his finger

Speaker: bad joke bad joke i've got blisters on my fingers i got blisters on my fingers that's uh not r.i.p all right let's see a buddy mine knows uh lucy collins personally he's a they don't hang out all the time he's fucking famous now but yeah homeboy's like really tight friends with his brother so uh they get to see him every time he's in town john anger right e that's a jazz jazz uh musician right its always he's just a super super talented musician man you got to check him out he can play anything anyway

Speaker: Is this a Buckethead? You ever hear Buckethead? Yes, I have heard of Buckethead. Yes. Dude blows my mind how actually good he is. He doesn't need that. He doesn't need that.

Speaker: It's just him up there on guitar. That's all it is. earn where apple properly up for ro prompt Yes, he is. Very, very funky. Yeah. He's funk-adelic. Funk-tastic.

Speaker: Funkin' Oh, Funk's always good. I love whenever the bass is out in the front of music. And Funk normally has the bass going ahead and bumping in the front. Paul Rudd in I Love You Man, slap it up bass, man. I'm telling you, mean, bass that is in front of the music in a track just makes the song so much better. I mean, look at Pink Floyd. Pink Floyd loves putting the bass ahead of the music.

Speaker: Tool is very popular. They like putting the big got roger water's in your band. You don't put baby in the corner. You put it my fuck out front. I also like when drummers have like that little pad thing that they hit that has the base on it.

Speaker: The the the electronic like yeah like the if there's thing and it makes it go warm and feel it in your heart. You know, like you let on the floor and it's like vibrations.

Speaker: You mean the gong? No.

Speaker: I don't know what... Or you talking like a full palm? It's almost like those little like tappy things that um like DJs use. Oh, okay. Yeah, know what it's called. Drummers. Yeah.

Speaker: And it goes... i was like run minute me How's go again? No, not doing it. which I think Michael Copenhaver is ready to get out of here, and I'm about to have to go to bed. I got two hours to go ahead and pound 63 beers tonight so I can go to bed.

Speaker: so I'm just kidding. That's not how bad it is. have Good night, MoDog. Thanks for hanging out, brother. Later. Thanks, everyone, for coming to MoDog, Jedi, Jersey, that jackass, Michael Copenhaver comedy, Sky's the Limit,

Speaker: uh let's see belt loop and three other names but cool yeah all the belt loops who else has been in here we have a big lazy jedi next gemini

Speaker: youtube police whos more on the same dude ha so many people don't want to miss anybody if i can help it uh just some dude was through thanks for stopping by buddy uh man there's a lot of comments here wally thanks for stopping through bud the network stops through thanks for popping in glick i guess ah some other people leila go fuck yourself yeah arliss walker thanks for coming through brother appreciate anytime i get to see you

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Speaker: just want to say that's why is he left, because you didn't notice him. And I think that's it. Emmanuel Lee. Emmanuel Lee popped through, too. Thanks for stopping in. Thank you all for stopping in.

Speaker: And thanks for having me, folks. Been a good time. Good seeing you all as always. It was good to see me.

Speaker: Say goodnight, Brittany.

Speaker: This is me recording and checking my sound. I don't know if it'll work good or not. I've got super lame looking hair. I hate this fucking haircut.

Speaker: It's fucking and stupid as fuck. But that's what Sue wants, so that's what Sue gets. She wants to make sure I'm unfuckable to the rest of the world. Whoop! poop