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Speaker: Okay, what we need, Rhett, is some kind of a intro for our Wednesday night show, Humpty Ha-Ha's. What would you do for an intro?
Speaker: Humpty Ha-Ha's? I feel like...
Speaker: i don't know. What would you say to intro the show? What would you say to intro the show?
Speaker: Why are you putting me on the spot while you're recording me too, you motherfucker? I don't want to post another episode of recording. Just do it. i Tell me the intro of the show. We need an intro for the show, Britt.
Speaker: And go.
Speaker: la Welcome, everybody.
Speaker: can't do this with just you. Welcome, everybody, to what? and Welcome, everybody, to Hump Day Ha Ha's. We're here for some laughter and fun times and chillax.
Speaker: Hope everybody's having a great night. Here with Michael and we got Brittany. Let's go. Let's have some fun with some comedy. Boom. I think that might work.
Speaker: I love that intro. I fucking hate it. It's the anatomy of an intro. Let's go to the video. Let's go to the video. uh it in here and i hope it's in here yeah there it is let's walk through this bitch okay what we need ritt is some kind of a intro i'm unmuting both of i'm gonna show about it um what would you do for an intro look at the face you right here oh oh pick could move where you stop moving and i'm like like and i but you a ah
Speaker: I don't know. What would you say? That shit's funny as fuck. I love that intro. It's so bad. We're going to make it better one one of these days, but for now, I like that one too much. It's it' it's laying in there for me.
Speaker: fuck. It's all about good, huh? doesn't matter the day. boop. What up, Jedi? up je Britt's got some stuff she wants to talk about comedy-wise tonight she wants to talk about. Go ahead, Britt.
Speaker: I was just thinking about talking about like funny horror comedies to be specific. Funny horror comedies. Yeah, Shaun of the Dead being one of them.
Speaker: I know you like that one.
Speaker: I'm in a horror comedy.
Speaker: yes Did you know that? That's our grand site. No, they're legit. I'm in two. Two horror comedies. One's called Hell Hole. One's called Hell Van.
Speaker: i'm a ah I'm a zombie background zombie, like a background zombie person, whatever you call it. Extra, extra, an extra. A zombie extra.
Speaker: You are extra. I don't talk about your stream like that. Talk about my stream how I want, fool. ah But yeah, I'm going to i'm go i'mnna air it. I don't give a shit.
Speaker: You should. I don't talk to this dude anymore, but i don't give a shit. Where the fuck are my headphones? Let me find my... was not prepared.
Speaker: I should have looked for everything. oh Hold on one second. Carry the show, Britt, because I'm doing something. I'm looking for shit, as usual. Okay.
Speaker: a Stuff that's funny. Your face. ah ha I have been like so exhausted just thinking about jokes and I have been recording myself and I have about like 12 minutes of stuff that's not including like laugh breaks and whatnot.
Speaker: So that that should be fun. hello What other freaking horror comedies are good? im again frankenstein I I'm not going. Dawn the Dead, that's a good one.
Speaker: Dawn of the Dead, yeah. Shaun of the Dead. Shaun of the Dead. That's the first one I've brought up, dude. Oh, okay, I didn't hear you. um One of my all-time favorites is The Army of um Darkness.
Speaker: Yeah. ah The Cabin in the Woods. No, don't like that one. Cabin in the Woods was awesome, dude. I did not expect what I saw. That was great. It was It was freaking out.
Speaker: I like that did not know what was coming next. I i was just just total flabbergaster. Right. And i've I've actually been in like a situation with my cousin and his ex-wife where we were like going down on a driveway and it was like Very fucking creepy. Not funny at all.
Speaker: Army of Darkness is badass. I love Army of Darkness. love of Darkness.
Speaker: Zombieland is good. I love Zombieland. Is that that that's the one? Okay, no, no, no. Also, what's that other one with the... Zombieland.
Speaker: Zombieland is good because of what's-his-face.
Speaker: Zombieland. Yes. my webinar i know yes What's-his-face? Woody Harrelson.
Speaker: wow. Zombieland. Zombieland. Those are fun. don't think there's a little horror at all in those, though. They're just straight comedies. Yeah.
Speaker: From dusk till dawn.
Speaker: From dusk till dawn, yeah. It had comedic elements to it. And sweet, I found it. Mandy's in the house, whatever.
Speaker: How's it going? Sweet. So when you want to do that, I'm ready to go. Where, huh? you want to do that thing, I'm ready to go. i have it all queued up.
Speaker: found it. It's on one joke at a time. we We wrote it in the moment. There was zero script whatsoever. We just kind of had a basic idea of what we were going to yeah whatever Go for it. Go for it. Again, you're in a very, very special special place. Like I said, me and the dude don't talk anymore.
Speaker: It's sad. bums me out sometimes. It is what it is. I'm going full screen on this monkey. Hopefully... Hopefully you can see and hear it. Here we go. Boom.
Speaker: I feel like that's why a boob job's as good as like a college education nowadays. You know what I'm saying? Exactly. It's a $6,000 investment in your future. It is an investment in yourself. Do I have any glitter on me? No, don't see any, man. I think you're good. i think you're good. don't want her tripping out. Yeah, definitely not.
Speaker: You smell that? Smell what? Shut the fuck up. Quiet fuck down, dude. Do you smell that? Yeah, yeah, yeah. Smell, smell, man. I don't smell anything. It's my wife. Shh. She's on her period. We gotta get the fuck out of here.
Speaker: I forgot the chocolate, dude. Well, maybe if you go upstairs and rummage around for some chocolate. if there was any fucking chocolate up there we wouldn't have been able to go out to the titty bar quiet down this is a really bold where's my chocolate oh shit oh shit shit shit go don' go go
Speaker: Get the f*** in there! Jesus f***ing hell! What the hell wrong, James? Over some goddamn chocolate and... Man, hey, well, what you got going on here, man?
Speaker: ah new I knew I shouldn't have went out drinking with your f***ing damn gringo. Shh, man. What you doing, gringo? This ain't my lady. This ain't even my hood. It ain't my old lady either, bro. Why is it gonna be on me? Then it's miles! Because it's your old lady! Look man, that building bridge is crazy!
Speaker: I think she went upstairs. Thank God. My knees are killing me. I'm cramped up this tiny space. I'm starving.
Speaker: I gotta pee like a racehorse. Let's get out of here. We're gonna have to blockade these doors for the night. Alright, let's get the blockade on and then we we gotta get some rest, man. no food at all not dead man There's what blockade first. Yes.
Speaker: Step one. All right, hands in. ready Period. Bitch on three. Period. Bitch. So the way I see it, for a while, weeks, maybe even days.
Speaker: So we got a ration. We got 12 Pringles, a box of pasta on the side, half a couple rallies Coca-Cola, two swigs of this Coca-Cola, half a bag of Lay's potato chips, 100 teabags, and mix and drink milk. We got one Marlboro Light,
Speaker: four Marlboro menthols and five of those shitty brown cigarettes that he smokes. How do we cook the pasta, super genius? In the can on that fireplace. So suddenly you're now super ho. Well, someone's got to be thinking rationally on how to survive. This entire thing is ridiculous. Where do we get the moisture enough to even make milk or pasta? There's a sink. She hasn't cut us off from the water.
Speaker: We have a gun right there. What's wrong with you? Dude. what are we What are we gonna do now? Are we talking about walking upstairs and shooting by white? Yeah. Yeah! Period bitch gotta go!
Speaker: Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa! Hey, hey, hey, hey! it be Easy on the period, B. period, B. Dude. Period bitch needs to be a guy. We can shoot her in the foot, man. She's like Voldemort. Stop calling her by name.
Speaker: okay Look, man. Okay, first off, a computer. We're gonna have to explain our footsteps. And what are they going to do? Are they going to believe that she's on some sort of what? Paranormal period or hotline thing and lost her mind for while? no one's going to believe us right now, you guys. look We're in this alone. I know we're friends and everything, but drastic times, drastic measures.
Speaker: They're going to believe two of us. We're white. Chega, tu madre! Ese period bitch got a go proper Damn it, dude. Stop saying it. You're gonna get us murdered, man. Okay, okay, okay. Everyone needs settle down.
Speaker: Let's sleep on this. I mean, we play la we're all little drunk. This is a stressful situation. We planned on passing out in here anyway. Nothing's really changed, right? So let's just go to bed. What you mean nothing's changed?
Speaker: Shut up. Just go to bed. And we'll we'll figure it out in the morning. Maybe we can make it out through one of these windows. So bring it in, everybody. This makes sense. Bring it in, everybody. Period bitch on three.
Speaker: Period bitch.
Speaker: I'm sorry.
Speaker: Shit, what was that? Hey, where's Michael? Michael. Your house is weird, Dude, it just gets weirder. Hey,
Speaker: bitch! Oh, shit. You
Speaker: wife's so wet. Hold on. Hold on.
Speaker: Are you
Speaker: ready for your Red Wings?
Speaker: How the fuck are we going to get out of here? Dude, if we would have just shot her, we wouldn't have to worry about how to get out of here. Again, we couldn't get away from it. It's my wife. Yeah, well, we could have framed Marco. Now he's dead. are we going frame?
Speaker: This is real bad. Yeah, it's bad. What are you doing? I'm taking a piss like I told you I had two days ago. Seriously? you' just gonna You're just gonna piss on me like that.
Speaker: Leave me alone. don't have to fucking drive alone. This is good to spirit go last, bro. Forever.
Speaker: It's the forever paranormal period. of
Speaker: Did you guys release sleep in there? What are you talking about? There is no way in any universe that fucking Palpatine could beat Darth Bane. Darth Bane would just smash him. He's a mountain of a man. This conversation would make a lot more sense if you weren't dressed like Indiana Jones right now.
Speaker: How dare you say anything about Harrison Ford? That's like you trying to shit on a new Han Solo movie. It was fucking good too. Han is the fucking man and he wears a bandolier. Well, I guess he just has that vest, huh?
Speaker: yeah so how about you to stop talking about all this nonsense and let's get back to our game of rochambeau fine one two three shoot oh what the fuck is happening dude what is that i get to shit it's it's irritable bow this is the 14th time in two days you've taken a dump it's you haven't eaten anything it's been a rough two days
Speaker: Look, man, I've been pounding chocolate bars and candy treats and I haven't pooped once. That's out of respect, man. Check it out, dude. Are you hungry? Do you need a little snack?
Speaker: little something to get you through the day?
Speaker: What? I've Reese's, bro. Are you shitting me? No, you're the one taking a shit again. You've had these the whole time, you fucking Nimron. We could have been out of here days ago. what are you talking about?
Speaker: She needs chocolate. Yeah, fuck her. These are my chocolates. Fuck you. We're getting out of here. And we're getting out of here now. Fine.
Speaker: Here. Right after this. for crying out loud. Oh, I've had chocolate this whole time. I've been strapped in here for days.
Speaker: Now I gotta handle this shit. Alright. Here we go, bro. Be careful, buddy. Period, bitch, home three. Period, bitch. Whoa! Jesus! don't get that period, bitch. Let's get harder.
Speaker: Baby, listen to me. I know you're in there.
Speaker: Enough with the game. You assholes have had my chocolate with this whole time. Now is that time of the month.
Speaker: Is that it? Is it over? Like, are we gonna have to get a silver bullet? Do we need some garlic? mean, what's next, a steak?
Speaker: have no idea. Don't you do this every month? Paranormal periods? Baby, need to the
Speaker: bathroom, Uh...
Speaker: Yeah? Yeah, I bathroom, please. I guess. Thanks for the chocolate, Mike.
Speaker: are
Speaker: absolutely lovely insanity. Well, it was something all right. So, yeah, we made that. That was fun. on and It was.
Speaker: Marco was a good time. Yeah, Marco. He's... He says, just wow. Just wow. I'm probably biased, but that's one of my favorite horror comedies.
Speaker: Ha, ha, ha. a little it's a short film but it was fun yeah got some applause coming from the jedi thanks buddy ah
Speaker: there he is what's up thank you mandy hilarious she says it was it was funny just because of how lame it was tell me how you really feel yeah Just did. No, I liked it.
Speaker: And then seeing Marco on it as well was just like brilliant. you can't make or something he either you what If you tell you're do something, he'll be there to to to be a part of it. It's fucking great. yes Yeah.
Speaker: Him all over the place. After meeting about your wedding and everything. so I was thinking of video. Oh my gosh, the part where I'm in the fucking toilet.
Speaker: I think it's just like straight up just ass. And you're laying in the back. So. Yeah, we were hiding.
Speaker: We were skewer. Was he out? Yeah. he was fucking filming. anna yeah He was there all the time. agree done and Oh, geez.
Speaker: He might have had to leave. That might have been why he got killed off. he might had to He might have had to have left. But I can't remember for sure. It's been a long time ago. Whoever was dropped trow.
Speaker: Props on him. Takes a lot of balls. Don't let your balls. Yeah, that's fine. Amongst friends is nothing. Yeah, true.
Speaker: I guess. don't know. I'm not a dude. Are you sure? Let let me check. So, ah Shaman, Jedi, Mandy, what are your favorite horror comedies?
Speaker: Yeah, yeah, yeah. Horror comedies. Friday and then Wednesday. little comedy, a little movie. There will be no movie show Friday night. Happy Halloween, everybody.
Speaker: Your gift is not to have to put up with my shit. Have you ever seen Fido? No. We talked about that last time. And no, I haven't seen it. I've never even heard of it. I've heard of Cujo, but not Fido.
Speaker: Scary movie. Great choice, Shaman says. Great choice. That's the one that my dad drank me out of 10 minutes in when I went on a date in 8th grade. um But no, Fido is about... It's like They have like shock collars on them, basically. So it's not really like, it's not like horror.
Speaker: It's more, and it's based in like the 40s or 50s, something like that. Let me look that. It's a cell piece in a period, in like a different period, time period.
Speaker: Yeah, yeah. And they have like... 40s, 50s, looks like when the blob was first coming out, late 50s. The what? The blob was the late 50s. Oh, the blob, yeah.
Speaker: That was not a scary movie at all. It's a zombie comedy. I've never of it.
Speaker: A film about a family who owns a zombie as a pet in the 1950s-esque alternative. universe it's not it's not horror at all but it's comedy hey that's what i'm gonna do with those movies weren't fucking scary though that's the point like the creature ruin nothing scary about that the old mummy movies nothing scary about those and that even wolfman what about mothra mothra all those uh all those
Speaker: universe where the Godzilla was the master monster. No, no, no. They weren't scary. They were hilarious. You could tell it was in a suit.
Speaker: But those sets they made, like the little tiny cities, those were cool. I mean, I'll give them that i'll give them props for them, you know, doing all that, but I wouldn't go at war whatsoever.
Speaker: Child's Play 3 is funny. I think all the Child's Plays are funny, personally. Child's Play 3 is funny. But I was too old when they came out. They had no scare factor whatsoever. I was already a young man at that point.
Speaker: that A young man. cool
Speaker: Scary. I'm sorry. I was potnapping like a motherfucker. Scary movies are only scary until you're unable to be scared anymore.
Speaker: I don't get scared by movies. Jump scares, sure. But does it like sit with me? Does it stick with me? Does it tell me, hey, man. Hey, man. This is scary.
Speaker: No, it does not. It does not tell me that at all. That's funny. uming there to saying Hey, man. but So what about ah do you like going to quantum houses and stuff like that? well have fair Again, there might be a jump scare here or there.
Speaker: The last time I went, i was under the influence of some very potent hallucinogenics. That was a lot of fun. That was a great time, actually. i haven't one And I haven't been to one since.
Speaker: yeah i think i think haunted houses can be funny. They are fun. Especially when punch them in the face. No, never. You know you're safe. I have a weird reaction now. That's the thing. I'm just like, ooh, basically. Mm-hmm.
Speaker: ah Damn kids stay on his grass. ah Believe I know they're going to off my grass. ah I got so much grass. That's ridiculous.
Speaker: My yard goes forever to the road. Takes me hours to move all my shit. It's awful. Don't be a Richard.
Speaker: But the first one wasn't scary. I'm sorry, the first one wasn't funny. The first one was a scary movie. but also that was formative years for me. That was a lot earlier than child's playing shit. The first one was scary.
Speaker: It was like the first couple of Jason's Friday the 13th. Those were scary, but they just started getting sillier and sillier and sillier. They didn't age well, I don't think.
Speaker: No, man. Jason takes Manhattan is one of the dumbest funny movies I've ever seen. It's like airplane scary movie.
Speaker: Oh,
Speaker: I was just about to repeat what Shannon said.
Speaker: I don't I'll put it up there. That's what I'm saying. Nightmare Elm Street, the original one, wasn't funny. It wasn't until like the third one, I think, that started getting funny.
Speaker: And the catchphrases and shit. Yeah. He's just started of being silly.
Speaker: What was the other...
Speaker: Jeepers Creepers is one that Arliss mentioned a few nights ago. He said he loved the original Jeepers Creepers. I don't remember loving it, but I thought that was all right. The second one, however, lost me completely. The second one was not funny. and I'm sorry. It wasn't scary even a little bit. It was nothing but funny.
Speaker: Dream Warriors. Night around on Street, Dream Warriors. I believe that was part four, I think. And yes. Dream Warriors was the song they wrote, too.
Speaker: ah I want to say that was Dockin'. I could be wrong. Oh. I don't know. Warm Bodies. That's not horror.
Speaker: But it's about the zombies. But it's a horror crossover because it's a zombie movie. But it's a funny movie. It's got the guy from Renfield in it.
Speaker: I like Warm Bodies. I've re-watched that movie like so much. Blair Witch was a scary once, or even a minute. ah But it did really kick off that whole found footage thing. That's one thing about Blair Witch.
Speaker: It was a trendsetter in that way. It started off like a whole genre, sub-genre of horror movie. The found footage thing. i like I read a book on the Blair Witch shit.
Speaker: It was interesting on Vertical, but... um large prana better answerson shot i want better answers did i I love the double
Speaker: What freaked you out about it? The streeper? Being so young, still looking? she's She's drinking that of Dream Chrome, that's for sure.
Speaker: I have watched that movie a million fucking times. but She is scary. You are both free on Wednesdays, apparently. How about next Wednesday? ah We'll do our crossover show.
Speaker: Oh, we should do
Speaker: that. Right on, Charmin. I was thinking the same thing, but I was going to give my co-host a break. What's more boring than The Blair Witch Project? A book on The Blair Witch Project.
Speaker: Believe me, I show threeprinting can i show my Cool. Yeah. Think about that. As long as Brittany doesn't mind.
Speaker: i don't fucking sorry yeah I'm down for it, actually. Yeah, we talked about this. You get two perspectives on comedy, one from very, very green, green and one from experience.
Speaker: Yeah. If I was a real comedian, you know, people say I'm not. They're going to learn a little something from us. so much joy and mirth to my heart. Oh, I have to learn. That's fucking great. yeah You are on a whole other level tonight, man. yeah I'm going on. Tomorrow starts my fucking honeymoon.
Speaker: I'm dialing this one in. I'm phoning it in from across the fucking globe, dude. I'm not here today. But you know what? It's fine. I am present. I'm just not here. I'm here, but I'm not all there. know what I mean, man? Yeah, man. I am a bad. All right, all right, all right. We're going to do the crossover stream.
Speaker: Well, that was what we were hoping for, to avoid you on it, Jedi.
Speaker: Jedi. It's all right, man. We got weeks and weeks. got the rest of our lives. I don't plan on dying before two to two Wednesdays from now. When it's good for you, it'll be good for us. and Unless we have a guest scheduled, but we haven't had any guests that are willing to schedule a fucking hard date yet for Wednesday.
Speaker: Schedule is long hard date. so Take a pill, honey. Wednesdays is the night. Yeah,
Speaker: we should come down for fun early. me What are you going to do while I'm gone? You want to take over a Friday night? You're more than welcome to have people on talking about movies on Friday.
Speaker: Just so you know. yeah Maybe. You don't have to do that because it is Halloween night. Ain't nobody going to be watching. um i don't know what I'm fucking doing.
Speaker: I want everybody to know to like, share, subscribe. don't know. So tomorrow's Thursday, we have Wally doing reptiles. Old blood conversations on Thursdays, that's right. Old blood conversations, yeah.
Speaker: And then Saturdays is bullshit night. I don't know if I'm going to be there. i know i will definitely not. I'm not doing any streams while I'm on my... ah Oh, yeah, yeah.
Speaker: Makes sense. Money hoon. Thank you for that. I couldn't find it. Sundays are
Speaker: ah Sunday or Monday are football days or what? Saturday mornings are Cassius Corner if he decides to do it. That's Cassius Show. you got made more on that Saturday night is islam nonsensical nonsense flagship show on the network.
Speaker: Sundays we're doing Necessary Roughness. Oh, yeah, yeah. Talk about some foosball.
Speaker: yeah Mondays is Speedway Stories. Oh, yeah. I get the Sundays and Mondays mixed up. Tuesdays, Glick's House of Music.
Speaker: Catched last night's Glick's House of Music. I was on. We did Glick's House of Music. We talked about the Hall of Fame inductees, people that haven't been in yet, and just super snubs. Un-fucking-believable how some of that shit works.
Speaker: Yeah, for sure.
Speaker: Posh as fuck. ah Posh Spice.
Speaker: What is Posh Spice? I'm babies. You were the scary spice. Trust me on that one. I was about to say. Maybe. i ah I'll take it. I'm alright.
Speaker: Anybody out there that watches The Boys? It's a show called The Boys. fucking great series. Dude, the the Spice Girls speech was one of the best fucking get-together and do-your-thing speeches I've ever heard in my entire life.
Speaker: Out fucking standing. Yeah, ah pretty great. But it's still Britney, bitch. a
Speaker: I'll find the transcript of it. I'll read it for you. These days, have you seen her videos? and seen
Speaker: Here's the quote. It's from the boys. Yeah. It's we're like the Spice Girls talking about the boys and their little gang. We're like the Spice Girls. When they're apart, they're absolute fucking rubbish.
Speaker: But you put them together, they're the goddamn fucking Spice Girls.
Speaker: yeah That's the speech. It's fucking great. Take them apart, they're all rubbish. Put them together, the goddamn fucking Spice Girls. that's What is that movie?
Speaker: I don't know. There's this movie where it's like, yeah, if you look closely at the women all together at a bar whatever, you think it's like a hot life group. But then if you look at them specifically and separate them.
Speaker: Yes, absolutely. There's the duff. Every group of girls has a duff. The dumb, ugly, fat friend is just there to take the grenade.
Speaker: oh All of them are that for me. yeah no that's the name of the movie no it's that's just like the term uh never heard of that movie before wait is it the movie oh my god that's the name of the movie no it's that's just like the term just oh i never heard that movie before i wait is that thumb mindy oh my god self give us right another
Speaker: and well on
Speaker: I don't even have all the fucking banners. That's what they are for. That's what the duff is there for it to go down on the worst dick.
Speaker: Oh, that's bit of fun. Hey, this is what it is. It is what it is.
Speaker: But yeah, it's going to be a short one tonight. I'm not saying I'm done yet, but Britt, keep us going. We talked about horror comedies.
Speaker: my I think my favorite is probably Army of Darkness. I said something else. I can't get my answer. Shaun of the Dead is for a great day. Shaun of the Dead is a good pick. That's a good one.
Speaker: some Sometimes horror movies are intentionally funny. unintentionally I mean unintentionally funny they're meant to be serious and they're just so bad they're called i call those awesomely bad movies I love awesomely bad movies check out Velocipaster it's a real pile of shit but man is it fun to watch those are best that's another shit movie what about aliens ah ah aliens those are great movies though They're high budget, and they're not meant to be funny, but Aliens 2, Aliens, or Alien 2, yes, has Bill Paxson in it as comedic relief.
Speaker: Game over, man. It's game over.
Speaker: Paul. Have you seen Paul? Is it about an alien? Yeah. No. It looks terrible. Beetlejuice. Yeah. There's horror comedy at its finest. Beetlejuice. Great fucking makeup.
Speaker: Not so great. Weird animations. That's a... Who's that director? Definitely a good one. Tim Burton.
Speaker: Tim Burton. I like Kristen Vig. That's why I like Paul. Kristen Vig's in it. Kristen Vig's in Did not know that. Yeah. Thomas says Paul is decent.
Speaker: Yeah, it didn't look like it was going to any good, so I didn't watch it. it's It's actually pretty good.
Speaker: i also have, like, I love British people. You love the fucking boys, man. Billy Butcher. He's Brit.
Speaker: I just, it's just
Speaker: Edward Scissorhands. Yes. I fucking love that movie. Edward Scissorhands was solid. Tim Burton, man. He made good movies. Oh, for sure.
Speaker: It still blows my mind. Big Top Pee-wee. I'm sorry, not Big Top Pee-wee. Pee-wee's Big Adventure. Tim Burton's first movie. I remember when he peed in a bush.
Speaker: Maybe he did it or flashed somebody or some shit. Yeah, I wasn't peeing in the bush. That's for Dan Cora. but He was in an adult theater doing adult things to his adult member in the theater.
Speaker: but level know and People like, Pee-wee, stop trying to throw that on me. Next thing know the cops came.
Speaker: Pee-wee. Pee-wee, put your pee away.
Speaker: Jeez. People are fucked up. Let's be honest. You don't go to an adult movie theater to not pull your dick out and beat it. True. I just don't think it's supposed to take all of his pants the way off. I mean,
Speaker: I can't be mad at it.
Speaker: It's Pee Wee. Pee Wee is Pee Wee.
Speaker: geez. This is like bringing up like i childhood trauma. Yeah. Yeah, you were young when that happened. and I was not.
Speaker: I watched that shit so much at my neighbor's house. And then when I found out that happened, was like, uh-uh. But he's my childhood idol. He's my Mr. Rogers. No, Mr. Rogers. Oh, gosh, that's another one.
Speaker: Hmm. can't faltered he was a good guy just like uh pa robert keeshan bob bob keeshan the old uh not mr green james what was he called captain kangaroo
Speaker: i'm always wondering what was what was that played so hard in that played so hard that playhouse So hard. So hard. that great i So hard.
Speaker: What was the drop on all those ping pong balls all the time? I think it was Bob Keishens trying to tell all the little boys watching, someday, buddies, your balls going to drop. Just wait. Just wait. Your balls will drop, fellas. I like it.
Speaker: What about Blue's Clues? That guy. Dude, I can't stand Blue's Clues. I was an adult, adult, adult by the time that shit came out. And the kids would watch it and I would just want to fucking choke him.
Speaker: said, man, this is the show for the dumb kids, dude. You're not teaching them shit fast enough. That's how I feel about like Caillou and Peppa Pig. Dude, Caillou is so weird and dumb.
Speaker: i cannot. No, man. I want to punch that fucking kid square. That's like European shit running the young American kids' households. It doesn't them belong here. No.
Speaker: I'm going to wait for that shit for reason, man.
Speaker: I will drop kick that kid. Right. You're not playing with Caillou. Why not? Because he's a freak. Next question. If you're not bullying Caillou next week, you're grounded.
Speaker: like that, actually. That's funny. me That's funny. who and I am joking. i don't condone bullying. No, no.
Speaker: No bullying allowed. You can bully us. Well, we can handle it. Unless it's Caillou, bully that kid. Fuck him. Fuck that shit. And then like Peppa Pig too. I'm not hearing Peppa Pig. I've heard of it but haven't watched it.
Speaker: I just, it's just <unk> g d Anyway, I don't know why I'm talking about that. yeah Yeah, good. It's a child show. This is not for children.
Speaker: and not know that The young at heart, but not children.
Speaker: Are you trying to go up to two? What, Mia? Are you trying to go up to two? Go up to two? What? Hours.
Speaker: Oh, I don't give a damn what we do. Yeah.
Speaker: If you're done, I'm done. Like I said, I'm already on vacation. I'm just here because I'm supposed to be here and I'm scheduled. I had nothing planned. I'm here to do one last show and then I'm going on vacation. I'm not going to be on anybody's streams before Monday.
Speaker: I come home Monday. I'm not, I'm just going to take a break from all of it. I'm going to have some work done, but when I, I'm not showing anything until i'll get back. Yeah. I'm going to work on some, uh, we're going to get some graphics done for our shows. We're going to get, uh,
Speaker: Get the yeah show flyer up and running. Apart from that, nothing. And then when I get back, the tickets should be able to be on sale. I might do something on Friday.
Speaker: Tickets for what? What am I talking about? hello New Year's Eve. Why don't you discuss it? what's What's happening on New Year's Eve? okay no yes i can't I get so excited talking. yeah You got instantly giddy. That was pretty weird.
Speaker: oh um and sorry uh new year's see you've we're gonna be at the i'm excited this is great i can't wait we're gonna be at the underground lounge in warren ohio beautiful underground lines and that's a beautiful downtown warren ohio that's right what are we doing there britt I am starting out doing some stand-up with the host, Michael. That's right. I'll be your host.
Speaker: guest You're going to start us off. Yeah. And then we got Snotty, right? That's right. Snotty. Tyler Snotgrass from Snotty Comedy. Check him out. S-N-O-D-D-Y. Snotty Comedy.
Speaker: And then you're doing some stand up as well. if I don't want to, but the other person I want on the show couldn't make it. And don't want to keep living for other people. so you find well And then we have Rob Coleman.
Speaker: 2025 winner of the World Series of Comedy. A big deal. It's a real shit. Industry judge competition. Not who brings the most people to the seats. It's a real comedy competition for real comedians to win. And Rob Coleman is a real comedian, man. One of my good friends.
Speaker: Great dude all around. Fucking fantastic performer. Cannot wait to have him on my stage. Again, it's the third, fourth time I booked him. But he was in the 2025 World Series and Comedy Winner then. Exactly, which is a big freaking deal. know I'm proud of you. Congratulations, brother.
Speaker: I'm excited to start it off. whooo a And then after that, we are going to roast the Godfather Glick. That's right. Godfather of the Network Glick getting roasted.
Speaker: We're going to make him cry. It's going to be wonderful. going to do that live, too. That that is going to live streamed. So get your fucking shit together, shaman. Get your good shit together lazy.
Speaker: Be ready to roast the Godfather. We're going to calling out the roast from the comment section while it's going on, too. In the comment section, everybody needs to pitch in. but We'll read them out, even, probably. I'm sure you'll probably about it. definitely plan to do that.
Speaker: I'll be hosting all that everything through the night and in between acts in between roasters I'm gonna do the roasting from out of the yeah from out of the chatterbox everybody gets to participate for the roast it's like every time come on here and he's on i i want to say some of the roasts that I have come up with but I'm like i save it very good save it take it You won't remember what you said two months from now. You'll be fine to say it.
Speaker: But, no, it's going to be a good time. I can't wait. Sass scorched. Sass scorched, that's right. That's what's up. Sass scorched in indeed.
Speaker: So get your hashtags ready, Jedi. I'll be calling that shit out from the chatterbox in between roasters. <unk> as yours bed New Year's Eve will be a whole event. It's on a Wednesday.
Speaker: but's not most Most everybody shouldn't be working on a Thursday. since's Looking forward to that shit. Yeah. Buy your tickets now. Are they going sale now? They're on sale.
Speaker: They shouldn't be on sale by Tuesday. Tuesday at the later. I was about to say. All right. alright Yeah, I'm calling it.
Speaker: What's your final word, Britt? Buy tickets on Tuesday. Buy tickets on Tuesday. Everybody, i will not be there Friday.
Speaker: Happy Halloween, y'all. Happy Halloween Friday night. I will not be there. Again, I'm going on my ah money hoon. So, yeah, I'm going to be in the Great Smoky Mountains watching beauty.
Speaker: I'll see if I figure out something. Have a great one, man. I will, I promise. going be fan-fucking-tastic. I feel bad for Sue. She's on her honeymoon with me. This is me recording and checking my sound. I don't know if it'll work good or not.
Speaker: I've got super lame-looking hair. I hate this fucking haircut. It's fucking and stupid as fuck. But that's what Sue wants, so that's what Sue gets.
Speaker: She wants to make sure I'm unfuckable to the rest of the world. Woo!
