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Humpday HaHa's
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Join Michael & Britney as they talk all things comedy
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Introduction to 'Hump Day Ha-Ha's'
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Okay, what we need, Britt, is some kind of a intro for Wednesday night show, Humpty Ha Ha's. What would you do for an intro?
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Humpty Ha Ha's? I feel like...
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don't know. What would you say to intro the show? What would you say to intro the show?
00:00:31
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Why are you putting me on the spot while you're recording me too, you motherfucker? I don't if it's a episode of recording. Just do it. i Tell me the intro of the show. We need an intro for the show, Britt.
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And go.
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ah Welcome, everybody.
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can't do this with just you. Welcome, everybody, to what? ah Welcome, everybody, to Hump Day Ha-Ha's. We're here for some laughter and fun times and chillax.
00:01:06
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Hope everybody's having a great night. Here with Michael and we got Brittany. Let's go. Let's have some fun with some comedy. Boom. I think that might work.
00:01:22
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I laugh when you one time. It makes me laugh and that's all that matters to me. It gets funnier each time, honestly.
New Year's Comedy Event
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Anyways, we're here with the Hump Day Ha Ha Ha were looks like a muroom special addiction homeday hahaz ticket it revealed i what up physical tickets in place for laughing in the new year michael koenhaer and friends sponsored by Professional Idea Productions, and the Nonsensical Network.
00:02:01
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Woo-hoo! Get your tickets now. Ticket release day. One day only. I'm like five bucks off ticket prices.
00:02:14
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That makes it $15 ticket. $30 for two and a special VIP meet and greet tickets, 45 bucks instead of 50. You get an extra hour with all your comedians and all in a one-on-one scenario. We can sit around and have a couple of drinks, not get shit house with you. It's before the show.
00:02:33
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I'm getting drunk with you because we got a show to perform. However, we'll have a couple cocktails. Kick it. yes You know, one-on-one with everybody. Yeah.
Guest Spotlight: Robert Coleman Jr.
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One-on-one with everybody on the show, including the 2025 World Series of Comedy champion, Robert Coleman Jr.
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grand What? I was mentioned on Facebook by Robert Coleman Jr. What's up, dog? He's going to come on on one Wednesday
Exploring Comedy Styles
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with us before the show.
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Please. would love that. yeah
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Oh, it just worked. So, how does it feel to see your name on a ticket for the first time ever? Honestly, how it feel?
00:03:19
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I need to go change from my panties again real quick.
00:03:26
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I'm so... i was I don't know. Words are hard. I remember my first ticket. It it was wild to see your name like that. Bam.
00:03:37
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Well, I mean... didn't have to print it yourself. yeah i will I didn't print it myself either. I have a printer. But the point is, I did it all, so I knew it was coming. But still, that very first flyer you see is pretty cool. by bird first Yeah, like I've had flyers before and everything. But having like a ticket with your full name on it, like, bro, let's go!
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you but come out yeah ah Back to you, Tom.
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yeah so How are you doing tonight?
Marco's Comedy Experiences
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Oh, I'm stupendous. I'm getting overhead cold. You can hear it I've still got a little bit in my chest. Just a tiny little bit in my chest. I feel great.
00:04:22
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I think most of it's because I've been vaping the last few days. I've given myself some flour again. yeah I need some more flour. That helps immensely.
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So,
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comedy. You said you made some notes for tonight. What do you want to talk about a little bit? Well, just like the different types of comedy because everybody is very different with their types of comedy.
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And ah the like top ones, you know, slapstick. Slapstick.
00:05:00
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comedy i don't know you're not really a slapstickster are you not on stage though yeah well yeah that's why of my sketches have been a little slapsticky now i'm not gonna go and go up on stage and fall down which slapstick is more like witty and irony type jokes slapstick is more physical that's physical humor that as well yes um Well, then the next one that you and I are both into is dark comedy.
00:05:35
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Love me some dark comedy. Yes. They know it's gallows humor. Yes. It's like very morbid type stuff. um was seen that came up in Somebody in the scene I came up in had a joke.
00:05:47
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And at the end of it, goes he runs over a kid, the joke, and then he runs him over again, backing up, hits another couple of kids. And he's like, or or however many kids it takes to make it funny. However horrible many kids have to die to make make this joke funny.
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And I laugh every time. I think, all of them! and All of them! I'm always like 10 points for Slytherin.
Streaming Challenges
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Marco Torres, what's up, dog? Marco and the hizzy. Popping i said You ain't doing nothing? What's up with ah What the Fuck Wednesday, Marco? You ain't doing shit?
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i'll send you a link. you can pop and bullshit with this Yeah, let's do that. Because we're running out of ideas. I am not running out of any ideas. I'm just saying, if you ain't doing shit since you popped in and said hello, going to throw him a link. you can make it great, if you can't, that's great too.
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Marco knows we love him. I will have to say that Scott was really generous on my tits.
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With that picture in the background. He was very generous.
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every Every good I want to show everybody the background. It is dope.
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How do we do that? Oh, I see. it is dope
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um how do we do that wait on you con grow i see gotta see If they're going to let me on, I got restricted the other day. Oh, Marco. Always get himself in trouble. well You got a link. I sent it to you in your Facebook message, your brother, if you want to pop in.
00:07:39
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It's entirely it up to you. You'll strike us if you're banned from Facebook. You'll put our Facebook stream, but it won't fuck up YouTube. You're coming on, motherfucker.
00:07:52
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Maybe, maybe not. maybe mark Maybe it might not be the best idea he's banned from Facebook right now. Can't wait to hear what he did. Lunchtime stories with Marco. Always fun. I want to say I sat at the same table as him at your wedding, but he was like he never sat down, I don't think. use He does not grow roots.
00:08:19
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Otherwise, the man will catch up to him. He was fun. Or ice. Never mind. Anyways. Oh, my.
00:08:28
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Easy, killer. Easy. ah Come on. This is comedy. Comedy, as you say. Click, click, mention us in a post. What a fella.
00:08:42
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Thanks, click, click, for mentioning us in a post, champ. Why is everybody on YouTube? I popped in on Saturday, but I just was not feeling good enough to hang out.
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don't even remember. Were you there? Yeah, Yeah. and the ah think that right I was not feeling well. I was in and out of consciousness for some days a row. china the time travel when i somebody
Brittany's Birthday Shows
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I left for a little bit because shit got a little annoying. but then I came back, I think.
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Shit got a little annoying. You know how Saturdays be. And I was sick as well.
00:09:28
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My fucking nail fell off. Damn it. So this coming friday thank bummer this coming Friday and next Wednesday are my birthday shows.
00:09:43
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And if I can, I might pop in Saturday, but I already got a ton of... What's up, Jack? um soset that's up jack
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Hit the road, Jack. Don't hit the road, actually. Welcome the road. Jack Leighoff saying, hey, y'all, hey, hey. know who that is? What up, Jack? No.
00:10:06
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I remember the name. Just in case that you, Scotto, great is a job. Is it? thought so. I had a feeling. That's why I did that, because i thought so.
00:10:18
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Someone at the network is watching. What the fuck? Talking that shit. They're getting too long. I need to get them filled in
00:10:30
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Yeah, this one was glued back on the Superclim. Okay. Okay. I've seen Jack Mehoff on... like excited do brother Here before, yeah. Thank you.
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Person.
00:10:47
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thank you for Thank you for popping in, non-bot entity. and Well, is Jerry's in here yet? Because we know who's coming back to them. What else are you going through? Just a whole bunch of different types of comedy?
00:11:00
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Yeah. like And then there's observational, which is obvious. That's Jerry Seinfeld. He's observational all day. Fantastic. Thanks for asking. I you can say the same.
00:11:11
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so How y'all doing tonight? We ain't doing good. little sick, but doing good. same absolutely same i just load it up again dude i just ran out i'm very upset that would be too adults don't run out damn right we are this friday i don't know who mikhail is that's better just hand the keyboard hand the keyboard over to kayla she knows how to spell and i do know your name you little turd bird
00:11:51
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like I hit her with a Kaylee the other day. hair with a one i had know ah sense plan Thank you for spelling it with a Purple Oracle.
00:12:06
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That was good. Better than Purple Durple.
00:12:11
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And yes, we're going to talk MCU this Friday night on Movie Night with Michael and Friends. Holy shit, I got my own show right for a change. for Movie Night was like with Michael and Friends. I did it. Whoa, two times in a row. Look the fuck out. This guy's hitting it.
00:12:23
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Hello, weirdos. Hello, back to you. But yeah, my observational. Let's your sign called all day long. Use your observational. One of my favorite. Oh, there he is.
00:12:34
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Making a bunch of faces. like, you assholes. I'm back here. What's up? Hey, Marco. So they're letting me on your stream.
00:12:45
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we'll We'll see you later, Facebook. Nice to have you for a while. Yeah, we're getting canceled right away. We got Mr. Facebook Strike himself.
00:12:56
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Mandy wants to know how y'all doing tonight. What's up, Margo? How do you doing? I'm trying to see if this is going to let me stream to to my pages. um I got restricted for some of the dumbest shit the other day. Well, don't say it on here. Yeah. Well, I was...
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I'm going to make it big as I possibly can. Somebody made a post about
Diving into Comedy Types
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what's going on with the airstrikes with the president in Venezuela.
00:13:25
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buy that loud that is what we all talk about They made a comment about, you know, one dope dealer getting pardoned while the other one's getting bombed. And I just said one substance is considered better than the other substance.
00:13:38
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And I got a promotion of drugs. that To fair, you weren't wrong. To be fair, you weren't wrong. yeah What's the name of this show?
00:13:52
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Humphrey Haas! Humphrey Haas. Michael, Michael, you want to build it? Fucking being robot. Thanks for the share, Marco.
00:14:04
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oh it's Always, always, bro. Upside Down Studios, everybody. Make sure you go there and subscribe for Marco's Gang. Him and his people put out some pretty good content here there. Just like we do. Hit, miss. We're not for everybody.
00:14:18
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Mandy, you would get along great with Marco and his people. Just a heads up. And ah anybody in the Jersey clan, you can hang with them. They're ah upside down studios. Check them out. Upside down studios.
00:14:30
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And that's how we do here, Marco.
00:14:33
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So we got... a All right, I can't do it to my personal page, but I believe I could have sent it to Upside Down Studio, so that is fine.
00:14:46
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sure wouldn't be nice. Yep, as long as somebody gets to see it. More views are better. Even if you're a hater. It's quality over quantity.
00:15:00
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That's right. Check it out, Mark. it i'll Check what I got today. Fiscal tickets for the fucking Laugh in the New Year show. Sweet. We're series of family champion Robert Coleman headlining.
00:15:14
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Don't forget. Yeah, thank you for that, Britt. It's upside down. Don't forget the VIP. Yay, yay, yay. Today only.
00:15:27
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First day ticket holder. First day ticket sales. <unk> Drop five bucks off every ticket. 15 for the regulars, 45 for the meet and greets. Every ticket includes a ah midnight toast champagne at midnight for New Year's Eve, y'all.
00:15:47
Speaker
I'm getting experience. Y'all check it out. I'll probably be there just farting away with everybody. ah Nice, nice. I don't want to have to spill that.
00:16:01
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Manny says, Marco, you should be scared if he says we'll get along. nothing nothing Nothing scares this man. No, not at all. All right, so it's... lift We're not turning our show into a live freak-off, all right?
00:16:16
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well Well, I mean, i mean, i mean... He's like, I'm not opposed to it. No, not at all. won't people So apparently it won't let me stream to Facebook and ah ah either one of my pages on Facebook, but we are streaming to YouTube and to Rumble or Twitch or whatever the fuck that is.
00:16:39
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So we're getting it out there.
00:16:47
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Hey, something's better than none. That's what's up. and So what you guys talking about? The hump day. I mean, what happened was. ah Yeah, I get that.
00:17:00
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ah That makes sense to me. Okay. Are you seeing the other screen to the side? Yes. I don't know why that's happening. It's fucking with you, though. It's it's because of the other screen. That's what it is. It's showing us the other screen side.
00:17:15
Speaker
That's not echoing. That's all the message. No, we're just talking about comedy, man. She was running through some different kinds of comedy. She talked about slapstick. I don't do slapstick. You would be the closest thing I know to a slapstick stand-up.
00:17:29
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Just depends on if I got my cock with me or not. Okay. what I saw at the wedding, you were more like quick-witted type slapsticky. That's not stand-up. At stand-up, he comes in a full fucking rooster costume sometimes.
00:17:48
Speaker
Once in a while, he's Elmo. Sometimes he's Ernie. He's never Mark. I was turkey all last month. Why am I not surprised, dude? I'm not surprised whatsoever. I love that.
00:18:00
Speaker
no yeahs I got over 200 different onesies, costumes, and shit like that. He said onesies. As well as adult babies. don't know what that means. I don't think anybody would say too many. Do you have some with the butt flaps? Yeah, I got the butt flap ones.
00:18:22
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Yeah. Sorry. Sorry, Michael. I don't know why everybody ever comfortable pooping out of a butt flap. I'll tell you that. That is a very uncomfortable feeling. It is because you have to hold the flap and like still be conscious of it like flapping down. well See, i learned like I had a lot of friends that were hunters back and when I was younger. and you know I learned how to poop in the woods. You pull the flap under through your legs and forward so you don't shit on the flap. No, you tuck it up in your back.
00:18:58
Speaker
Yeah, because you're a female and that's why you end up with shit on the back of your onesie. No, I did not. I have learned going fishing and hunting as well.
00:19:11
Speaker
I can imagine just a skid mark going up the back of a onesie. I can't. Because I don't want
00:19:23
Speaker
this. Seems like a onesie. Like the onesie with the backdoor trap. That's just emergency TP. Mine said moose caboose.
00:19:36
Speaker
This is cute. I lost some big food ones. No, it was a Star Wars one. It was a big ass Vader onesie. It had the back flap and it said, uh, the dark side or my dark side or something like that on it.
00:19:53
Speaker
Which is super fucking funny because right before we saw that I made a, well I made a onesie designed for my coming grandson. Yeah. yeah It's got a Darth Vader print on the front, like the skull, like the the helmet.
00:20:09
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And then on the back the back booty flatp flat part, it says, this is my dark side. And then I saw one after I thought I made that shit up. Of course I didn't make that shit up. That's too easy.
00:20:21
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What had to have done was get a onesie that was like Jedi. What do you call a line of dudes in onesies? What call a line of dudes in onesies? What?
00:20:34
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Skid Row. I'm going to put my onesie on really quick. a bad man Not bad at all. I'm sorry. cut you off, Marco. No, I was reading the same thing and I'm trying to figure out what the whole the line of onesies, skid row, whatever. like god He's making a joke. What do you call a line of dudes in onesies? Skid row. No, I didn't get it.
00:20:57
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I can tell. got a one from my grandson.
00:21:02
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ah i got a new one for my grandson um what ah what ah What kind of shoes do pedophiles like? Oh, my God. White Vans.
00:21:12
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Yeah. My grandson. We don't do that. shit dude wow Yeah, I know. He heard it from someone else. Yeah, my grandson. ah He heard it from someone else. I'm sure he did. He's fucking eight. I'm sure he did.
00:21:30
Speaker
That's insanity. Who's he hanging out with, man? the Fixed up kid. He's growing up too fast. I got to go through his jokes before he goes to
Playful Banter
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school with them.
00:21:41
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Damn right. <unk>s Give him a set list like I have to do when you go on my show. I i got a whole three pages. i got a three pages worth of his jokes that I just tell on stage.
00:21:54
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ah Those are paps. Those are paps jokes. Oh, my God. She went to the onesie on. don't Don't engage him in a competition. You will lose. Oh, yeah, because I'm staring at my hippo right now. Oh,
00:22:10
Speaker
um little reindeer. How's the pirate get his lesbian sister laid? Scissor me. i am Scissor Wait, what?
00:22:22
Speaker
That doesn't make any sense. Scissor me timbers. Yeah, it should be scissor me timbers. How did they pick up black girls in the sixteen hundreds No, no, no, no, no We're not doing this. Stop right now. That's a no. i'd say no That's not that show. So we were talking about observational humor.
00:22:46
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Who's your favorite observational humorist, Marco? um You? aye i't really have look I don't really categorize anybody within like a particular genre of comedy. He's classically an observationist.
00:23:05
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and i you my who There was a a Greek dude that me and my one of my daughters used to watch. He used to always come out with like ah like big cards, almost like a... Not Gallagher-ish, but like he would make fun. like He would draw stuff and make fun of of the shit that's on there.
00:23:24
Speaker
He was a a younger Greek kid. I forget what the fuck his name was. oh oh Yeah, yeah, yeah, dude. Dimitri Martin. Yeah, Dimitri Martin. Oh! It was either his first or second special. He comes out and he goes, yeah, I got my haircut today. I walked in and said, gay beetle, please. looks like the fifth abandoned beetle.
00:23:46
Speaker
looks like the the fifth abandoned beetle Demetri Martin. Very funny. Yeah, yeah. That's not observational necessarily. What he does is a whole show.
00:23:58
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I mean, when he there's no real... He's a one-man multimedia device. That motherfucker is a genius on a different level with some of that comedy he did with the with the sketching and stuff. That was very, very funny.
00:24:12
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There's a local comedian. Yes, and that's what sells it so well. okay There's a ah local comedian named Paul Beal. I don't know if you've seen him.
00:24:23
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Guy's fucking hilarious. I mean, he is. He's an up-and-comer. He's been doing it for maybe a couple years. But he has he does his own drawings. And he has a shit ton of notebooks. like And his fucking drawings are like superb.
00:24:37
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And he does his whole set with flipping a page and telling a story about what's on the page. like His picture of the Death Star, he has a story about Star Wars. He has a picture of the Death Star that is fucking phenomenal that he drew. Oh, you just got Michael interested. If my wife's watching, stop texting me. You come through. Stop texting.
00:25:01
Speaker
oh So this song is a good one. It's along to a 10-year-old. He grew out of it, and now it fits me. So you need to like put on some lights because all I'm seeing is a silhouette of a furry and it's kind of hot.
00:25:17
Speaker
the God. That's no. You need to put the lights on. We need to see that you're just a person. don't have any lights, man. I even put more Christmas lights at the end of my bed just so it would light up a little bit more.
00:25:32
Speaker
It looks like a brothel. And? She sent a picture of her Christmas book.
00:25:39
Speaker
i anyation of our industry oh we're up there decorating it right now yeah if i'm dragging this i know i'm not on the air up there because uh i think she filters my mom out of all my online es education probably so my mom's sanity plus i'm pretty sure my aunt linda's up your mom would be great on the show if she's been on the show i haven't closed my mom's closed for me before I have a i'll have to tell the story about when I gave her the way too strong, um a the way too strong edible.
00:26:16
Speaker
Oh, geez. We got a mutual friend who took a way too strong edible. I wanted to choke the hell out of him. I think I heard about that guy. Oh, dude, dude. I was really surprised that he was eating edibles.
00:26:31
Speaker
Yeah, me too. Especially he's hosting and throwing the show. way to get it out there. he he comes up to me like i'm there i'm just there to perform you know i'm i'm getting you know hammered and having drinks with the rest of the comedians outside smoking we come back in and it was supposed to start with a trivia me and him were supposed to do a trivia for the people and he walks up to me like like and he's white he came up white white like sweat pouring down his face uh i gotta go to the car i gotta go to car
00:27:07
Speaker
fuck you mean you gotta to the car we gotta start this show can't do the show I gotta go the car I gotta go this motherfucker I ended up hosting the whole fucking show dude taking care of everything he's out in the goddamn car sweating like he got his shirt off like it's not summertime it's not some I mean sweat coming down he's dry he was you think I need to go the hospital you think I no you need to eat a fucking donut or something what the fuck is wrong with you right water walking you're talking you're doing fine no need for medical intervention here eight half of a gummy i don't even know what like if
00:27:47
Speaker
Half a gummy. a half He ate the dick of the gummy and and ended up in the back of his car. He would not be able to hold out with Joey Edibles, would he, Marco? No, no, no.
00:27:59
Speaker
I ate 16 bags of gummies. 16 bags. Not 16 gummies, bags. That's when I wonder what the... Weed Olympics.
00:28:12
Speaker
I bowed out on that one. I didn't want to take you part. I wanted to, but I didn't want to. Every time I leave Joey Edibles podcast, every time, every fucking time I leave Joey Edibles podcast, nothing but love for you, Joey Edibles.
00:28:25
Speaker
I am way too high. See, not me, man. I drove home. like I kept looking at him, and it it was Joey Edibles. I love me. It's a podcast without a driver. The one time I had to drive, I couldn't hang with him like what I do.
00:28:39
Speaker
Yeah, they're hammered on the sofa, and I'm looking at them like, should should I roll another one? And he says, poor dude. Trust me, man. I know he's talking about something. What'll happen to a nicer guy, and it makes me laugh that happens to that nice guy.
00:28:53
Speaker
it is a sweetheart. My tolerance has gone way down. I did it on purpose, because... Not mine. Well, one, I'm broke.
00:29:04
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ah oh one i'm broke And two, it's just
Stories of Smoking and Camaraderie
00:29:11
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it's better when you that break down the tolerance and then you're like, whoa, dude, one hit. Best time to end habits when you're broke.
00:29:20
Speaker
Yeah. better resor to I've never understood that. Growing up in the hood, like that was the time everybody wanted to go get high when they were broke. like How are you afford to get high?
00:29:33
Speaker
There's Jersey. What up, Jersey? You have no choice when you got Bill. yeah Jersey with Modos. The house
00:29:45
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but tickets are out, Jersey. Boom. Tickets in hand. VIPs and regulars on scene. Boom. How many do you need? there <unk>ablylievably I'm laughing, but I haven't done it in so long. I'd be a lightweight.
00:30:02
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Yeah. Nothing wrong with that. More for us. yeah Not me. I got three joints sitting to my left. This is before my other show. I'm passing through the screen.
00:30:15
Speaker
I wish. Yeah. yeah Smoke-a-vision. Get on that shit, Zuckerberg. Smoke-a-vision. It's a billion dollar idea.
00:30:30
Speaker
it'll be great It'll be great. All the weed will be just great. It'll be the best Smoker Vision.
00:30:38
Speaker
What do you guys think about doing like parody or like spoof type comedy? I parody songs all day long. Yeah.
00:30:51
Speaker
Like love. I love to restart. I to be all you.
00:30:57
Speaker
I'm sorry, Marco. I talked all over you. Throw some so some love ah Jersey's way. Elon, get on Smokovision.
00:31:07
Speaker
I'm sorry, buddy. Do it again. You keep fucking doing it. then I tried some impressions. Some people think like not on stage, think they're good, but I tried them on stage here and there, and apparently You know, nobody likes when you make fun of ah the the great black hope.
00:31:29
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so Oh my gosh. Well, yeah, I think it's very like definitely a specific crowd for that.
00:31:41
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Now, now, now, everybody, comedy should be for just everybody. And I hope, I hope that people will change their mind. Yeah.
00:31:53
Speaker
but hey yes Yes, I can. yeah yes Yes, I can. now calm Calm down. Calm down. It probably didn't work for you. If you if you did it and it didn't work for you, it's probably because you were doing blackface at the time.
00:32:06
Speaker
You son of a bitch. No, that was just me in the summer. I get a little dark. Fuck off. The only comedian I know that started a race war at a comedy show.
00:32:23
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I didn't mean to. It wasn't so much a race war. was more of a gender type war. cause it was a tall white what I thought was a dude. or boy. Let's not go there yet. We're not taking finances here, Marco. We're not taking finances here, buddy.
00:32:41
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ah We'd like to keep our show. That'd be great. as the least I don't think we're losing our show. Where the fuck is like, share, and subscribe? Where'd it go?
00:32:54
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damn it janet we don't it's in the it's gone go we have no holiday but ah he called her sir
00:33:12
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why is that hey mike how about uh yeah somebody's flipping up to the screen I've seen somebody that I actually talked about on stage um not too well this a long time ago when I first started out.
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and It was one of Mike's most intriguing stories. How about I met a flower girl again? I've seen her at a store out of nowhere.
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who
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Oh, flower. Yeah. ah The flow flower pot? Hey. ah oh no. Who
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who is that? I'm having internet issues, gang. Something's going on. like Giovanni. so It's on my end.
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You're done goofed. right
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Are we back? We went all roboting for a minute. Yeah.
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Oh, I don't even know what the fuck I was writing.
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um There was every comedy of manners. Now it's just me and you. Where we go?
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He'll be back.
00:34:41
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Let me get him in. Oh, wait. He can do it himself. Hello?
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Boom shakalaka?
00:34:53
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He's just freezing on purpose. Wolf twat. Or is he? Yes,
Technical Difficulties
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he is. I don't know. I was saying something and everybody went robot.
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I'll never forget.
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yeah You can't afford to have internet problems because I'm having internet problems. We can't leave Marco in here on his own. That's dangerous. It's so cold and shit. don't have the They still got the warm weather your internet turned on.
00:35:29
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They got to put the cold internet on.
00:35:35
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Did you read my mind? I said that earlier today. That's what it has to
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Because my TV and my computer are weird when it's cold. Are you back? I'm hearing you chopping up.
00:35:49
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What did you say? Chicken butt. In the hay. Fuck.
00:35:57
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I may as well just sit in the background and produce for you guys because I am fucking this whole program up. Are we back now? We can hear him, but he can't hear us. I guess. ah yes Well, you're also a little choppy, too.
00:36:12
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My internet might be fucked as well. Who knows? Maybe it's just StreamYard.
00:36:20
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Am I choppy? It's Marco. but Yeah, everybody's choppy. We're trying to make robots. Cut them down. Jeez, now I got you. It's StreamYard.
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Are we back? Nope. I don't know, man. Trying to fuck our Trying to fuck up our night.
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But you don't need me together. Jersey says you sound good, Brittany. I'm the only one fucking the program up. So you two carry a show. oh And I'll try to chime it Both of you guys are choppy for me.
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And go.
00:37:06
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Observational comedy. very sound Observational comedy.
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I guess. He bugs me. What? ah fucked up It's his fault that's having it. Probably. oh He's moving. Get rid of you're the only one.
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you welcome love us Always can compound. Oh.
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Anyways, always depend on a woman to take care of things. I'm
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trying to figure out what's going on Anyway, but okay. Jersey, tell us one of your favorite jokes.
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And what may be your favorite type of comedy is if you like it. You have to be here for a reason. Do you have YouTube turned down, Marco?
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I feel like it's dark.
00:38:17
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You are talking, but you have an audience out there thinking to answer your questions if we can't catch them. I don't know what the fuck you said.
00:38:28
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Are you talking to me? Are we back talking now? Are we... interacting or am I still talking to the ether? What? No, I'm just kidding. You're good.
00:38:43
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I can't hear you. ah Marco, I can hear you. You're back to normal. What? I wish we could give you jokes.
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But this internet is so fucking walkadoo. I don't think it's the internet. I think it's the dreamy arts. Right now. Because it was for all of us. Mark.
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And I are close. And they can hear you fine. ah Our internet here has been choppy all day. i don't know what the problem is. Fucking in the and then then so This is where I'm going to have my first big show.
00:39:25
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Get to tell them some jokes for Jersey. Because that's why she's here. You're the show, Britton. I am the joke. It's all you. Save the day.
00:39:37
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that and and and independent and and go I don't know it, though. I don't want to tell my jokes.
00:39:46
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I want to save them. Is that a Pokemon?
00:39:53
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Is that a Pokemon? Is that a Pokemon? Is that a Pokemon?
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Yo, you're showing your age. That was like fucking a minute ago. Really? It's not a Pokemon? It's a fucking fidget spinner.
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It helps with my Tourette's.
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Pokemon on your melon. Oh. No, it's ah it's ah it's a reindeer.
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Where's the other? Oh, it's not a Pokemon. This is fucking terrible. It would have been so much cooler it was.
00:40:46
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It doesn't really fit me. Great question, Marco. Nothing's going on. Other than that, everything's great. ah ahlthough not everything's great look like a 10 year old look at me with my fidget spinner are we back are you sure i feel like every time you come back michael loses his shit and then every time i or yeah
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i'm the only one here with the good interwebs Actually, my internet is shit, so it makes goddamn sense. You guys in the same house, sharing the same Wi-Fi?
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I know you don't know.
00:41:47
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I wanted a fidget ring. Fidget lip ring. ever fidget li bring Okay, so then the last one is a farce.
00:41:59
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Over-the-top, fast-type comedy. Which is like one-liners and stuff like that.
00:42:11
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Which I feel like, Michael, goal you're pretty good at. Yeah. um And then we already talked about crop crowd work before many a time. You're not into that.
00:42:28
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Marco, are you into crowd work at all?
00:42:33
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If your internet works? Oh, I love doing crowd work. Yeah. I mean, people ask for it. You know what I mean? Yeah, I fuck with people all the time.
00:42:46
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I enjoy it. I don't like making the whole thing. I usually come out with a big chicken on a stick and I'll rub it on somebody's face. Okay, now you're just making it.
00:42:58
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different. I hope you sanitized it beforehand.
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That's what I'll... yeah Y'all's internet sucks asshats.
00:43:20
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My internet was fine until you threw on the furry outfit.
00:43:26
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It's not even furry. i have one.
00:43:31
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It's actually getting a little tight on my armpits.
00:43:39
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Oh, Mike's gone again. Are we there? Mikey's gone. knock I can see you moving your arms now.
00:43:50
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That's my thing. Have you ever done improv?
00:43:58
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Can you hear me now? interest And it's just like, I hear you guys. Robody. Ohio, I swear.
00:44:11
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Anyways. Improv. Have you ever done that? So am I back?
00:44:21
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Improv? Yes. Have you ever done improv?
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Yeah.
00:44:32
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Yeah. We do improv every time we do a show. Yeah, true. That's kind of like the background of ah you know, crowd work is improv, basically.
00:44:47
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These boys need to get their fucking shit together, I swear to God.
00:44:54
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Anyways, I have taken some improv classes. You guys are fucking... Skipping out. We might have to call it a night early. Improv is basically where you just come up off fly, sort of work off of each other.
00:45:12
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Do what?
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wahe Okay.
00:45:21
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This is so much fun, guys.
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ah
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yeah Jesus.
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Brittany. Yes. Nightmare.
00:45:52
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This is bad. just want you to do it. Close us out. Say goodnight, Marco. Yeah. ah Things are not going. Goodnight, Marco. landette ah Goodnight, Marco. Thanks for joining us.
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We'll have to have you on when you have lunch to the internet. and Thank you. I'm removing you.
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Peace.
00:46:45
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I got married five weeks ago today to that fantastic punky North Carolina sucker. I don't trust the judgment, but this song goes out to my baby.
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If I had a hammer, I'd build a house with me. If I had a sailor ship, I'd take a trip with you. If I had the I'd write a verse for thee.
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If I had the painter's touch on canvas, you would be. But don't have a hand, and I don't have a ship.
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So I can't build you a house, and I cannot take the trip. I'll never have a poet's name. Never will have your fingers break.
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I will not write your verse, nor will I have one eyes for face. And also, you almost certainly will.
00:48:10
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Put your hands in the restaurant outlaw's bed, everybody. That's a goddamn noise. Give
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it up for Mr. Michael Coleman, Hamer, that has hurt me.
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Ghost of death. Thank you for making my wish.