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WTF News: Don't smoke and siphon gas dummies
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Glick and Blaze bring you the news this week and we go way off the rails. Burning U-haul trucks, Unaliving escapepods, feces eating cults, Boody broken penises and so much more news to make you say WTF?!?!
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Introduction & Hosts Setup
00:02:50
Speaker
or What's going on everybody it's Wednesday hump day Also, most importantly it is what the fuck news day at the end of the day. This is what the fuck news And by now, I think you guys know who we are. He's Blaze. I'm Glick. We've been doing this shit. We've become like the new dynamic duo up in this pitch. I'm just saying. Man, I know. Connor's still, well, Connor's healing a brother well. He made some, made an announcement. He might be coming back here in the next couple of weeks.
00:03:25
Speaker
yeah um Yeah, so that's pretty cool. I know Jeff's got his new job rolling. He's going on that. So it takes them away a little bit more. So yeah, you're number one source in news of fuckery. I like that. Connor is coming. Oh, that reminds me of a funny joke I heard the other day. What's um what's wet and sticky and falls from the sky? and No, not Connor. The second coming of Jesus.
00:03:58
Speaker
What's up, Benji? You know what? I'm going to leave the comments alone. You're in charge of the comments. Fair enough.
00:04:14
Speaker
Yeah. So how'd your interview go last night? I was unable to catch it. Unfortunately, we were having a lot of technical difficulties. That's right. I heard X on Monday. So you're good. Yeah. On, on, on his end, his, his connection was not the greatest, but we tried to power through for about an hour and it was like, let's call this and reschedule. So rescheduled it. Um,
00:04:44
Speaker
Um, for, for, for September 10th. So, you know, uh, shout out to, uh, James Luecker. Um, he's going to be a really good guest, uh, just unfortunately, so technical difficulties, but, uh, we'll get it, we'll get it done one way or another. Plus man, September 10th, I'm going to be busy that night, but good luck.
Network Promotion & Host Scheduling
00:05:05
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That is, uh, there's a a debate I'm going to watch that night and probably pull my hair out.
00:05:14
Speaker
Well, Blaze, I don't know if you know this or not, but you know, what the fuck news is brought to you by the nonsensical network. And the great thing about that, if you're not able to watch a lot, we have social media everywhere, Facebook, Instagram, X and tick tock. We also do the shows live Monday through Sunday.
00:05:30
Speaker
on YouTube, Twitch, and Facebook. And you can listen anytime, any place, wherever you want to listen to the replays, anywhere you listen to podcasts at, all at the Nonsense School Network, or simply go to bio dot.link slash Nonsense School Network. And you can listen to the replays. You don't have to watch live. Sweet. You mean I can catch you guys like in syndicate now? That is awesome.
00:05:57
Speaker
reruns. Yeah, pretty much what basically syndicated. So I'm not going to lie, I so for those of you don't know, I have a very loose job schedule, I do or dash while going through college and it works with my schedule. But I get I get a I got a lot of lists in time. And um I can catch up on all these old shows and stuff right there on I prefer Spotify.
00:06:25
Speaker
But all those other important favorite podcasting apps see know Yeah Well, I mean I thought like thought you guys had to cancel the show Sunday because of birthday parties But apparently Jeff's not here tonight because of birthday parties. So I I don't know and Was there was was there no show on Sunday? No, they didn't do on Sunday. Oh, that's a bum it was I thought they were doing birthday parties and it was Kevin's birthday or something. sunday next so Yeah, I know. jey Family time, especially with school starting up again, everybody's trying to get in those last minute activities with their family before they go officially back to school. So, you know, I get that. I don't think Jeff's kids go to school.
00:07:15
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you know never percent on I don't think those kids go to school, but I don't even know if they have schools in Mexico, to be honest with You're saying Jeff's kids are feral. Man, not joke joking. I'm joking. I'm joking. Jeff's not here to say to himself. Kids, they're definitely feral like their dad. Yeah. Well, I was going to say, yeah. and The apple. Jeff's got Jeff's got Jeff would make a good Wolverine variant. I'm just saying. Yeah, he could be like the like the like a ah Wolverine gardener variant.
00:07:49
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there you go like that oh man never mind I'm gonna save that spoil alert for Friday oh man I can't wait till Friday anyway I'll use that I got you but conor who i was jeff as a girl he teach she to I think Jeff was one of the experiments on on Dr. Moreau's
Cultural Birthday Traditions
00:08:16
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Island.
00:08:17
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yeah specific about Um, yeah, no, so yeah, Jeff, Jeff, uh, I think they're doing not only for Kevin, his son, but also for, um, his sister in law. She's 16 now, I think. okay So I think they're, they're, they're combining both birthdays to, I think they're doing it tonight. I could be wrong. I don't know. Mexico's got some, um, I mean, it's not they're not weird, but I guess like for birthdays and shit like that, they, they, I mean, obviously they, they like go all out. Oh yeah.
00:08:51
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heary ask pins and shit like that or I don't know. I can't remember what he told me. I know. I know one night. I know. I know one night we were doing this show. Uh it was back when it was just him and I and I'm like, what is all that goddamn noise in the background, Jeff? Cause he was out on the porch and he was like, the fucking neighbors are having a birthday party. And they've been out there playing since noon. Oh, wow. Jesus.
00:09:19
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we're happy
00:09:22
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I'd be over there fucking having fun with them, right? Make this a good block party. Let's do this. I mean, you got a you got a mariachi band. I got a freaking street taco stand. I'm there. It's like a fucking party automatically bringing a taco stand. Oh, yeah. Well, you know, somebody was cooking, cooking up some tacos and stuff might not have been a taco stand, but they probably had somebody. Somebody's grandma was up in there cooking for the birthday party.
00:09:53
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Um, but yeah, so I don't know. Hopefully, uh, hopefully, uh, we'll see Jeff back on, uh, Saturday night for our normal shenanigans. He's supposed to be up with you on Friday because you guys are doing your big, uh, your big Deadpool show.
Deadpool Discussion & Spoilers
00:10:07
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Yes. Uh, Friday night, Jeff is supposed to be, uh, joining me and I think Shawn, a buddy of mine that was up on a Saturday night, a few nights or a few weeks ago. Um, and then maybe a couple other people, I'm still waiting on some confirmations, but, uh,
00:10:24
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There will there will be spoilers. So if you haven't watched Deadpool yet. Well, should have a look. Like I told you guys last night about the garage. Look, I told you guys last night when I told you about Belize's upcoming show this Friday, he said, fuck all you motherfuckers. If you haven't seen it, he's going to spoil it. And if you don't like that, you can lick his brown eye. It's been out for like three weeks already.
00:10:53
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almost. So I mean, I mean, by the time we talk about it, well, yeah, it'll be three weeks Friday. I did hear today that it surpassed the $1 billion dollar mark. Oh, I'm not. Dude, I am not surprised, man. That movie was was was was adequately hyped, like it wasn't overhyped and it wasn't under hyped. So no, it was it was good.
00:11:21
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So you got you got two days, y'all. If you haven't seen it yet, you got two days. And if you're listening to this on the podcasting platforms, you got one day, because I'll probably get this up tomorrow if I don't get it up tonight. But you got one to two days to go watch Deadpool. Otherwise, here come the spoilers. I don't condone, I don't condone, I don't condone mute movie piracy, but I have heard there is a gnome with the secret link.
00:11:49
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complete so So if you want to get a hold of that, if you want to get a hold of that, no. Yeah. If you want to get hold of that, no, the bio link in the, the What's going on, John? What's going on with you? Yeah. Down there in the old, down there in the old ticker, hit up the bio link and request the services of, uh,
00:12:16
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the pirate gnome and he'll get you that link so you can watch Deadpool. He's a swashbuckling pirate gnome. He's a he's he's he's he's he's here for the booty and that's all. He's here for the booty. Alright. Uh anywho, let's shall we dive into the news that makes us say what the **** please. Yeah. Yeah. Um I guess I will start with um With I got I brought a couple of stories with me like four of them. ah Let me bring up the first one so I can remember in my brain what I'm talking about.
Unusual Lawsuits & Consequences
00:12:55
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So this one actually came out on the 13th. It was published by NBC New York Channel 4 news props out to the Channel 4.
00:13:06
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Um, apparently back on March 31st, 2023, this guy took his daughter to the museum of ice cream in New York city, but he's filed a lawsuit against him because apparently he jumped in the sprinkle pool and he broke his ankle. You know, those ball pits at like Chuck E. Cheese or some shit. like I guess he jumped into that and not realizing that.
00:13:32
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the the the balls don't float on a pool of water and it's like a shallow floor and he broke his ankle. Now, he's suing the museum because because he's because he's not thinking he's not thinking. ah Yes, he's he's one of those reasons we have warning signs in life. Yes. Well, and that and and that and and most of those ball pits, we'll call it a ball pit for you know it. Those are for children.
00:14:03
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That's what I, that was my first thought too. It's like, I get it. You go to an ice cream, ice cream museum and you're all full of fucking ice cream and sugar and you're getting all rowdy with your kid. You're like, Ooh, ball pit. Don't do it if you're not a kid. Yeah. I mean, if you practice common sense, but awful like,
00:14:27
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be a decent human being, man. I like I don't know, because I first and foremost, I didn't even know there was such thing as an ice cream museum. And I kind of want to go now. I do too. Apparently, there is there's a ah few locations in the New York area. That is the Museum of ice cream in New York City. um I didn't do any like digging into the actuals like ice cream place, but that's definitely something I'm going to circle back to. I love ice cream. I like, we are, we are professional journalists here, please. And I need you to come correct with a full on journalistic investigation. So you have all the answers to the questions that I need to know. but put the Fuck yeah. 31 flavors of fun. I'm there.
00:15:13
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can
00:15:18
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That's Baskin Robbins. That's not a museum. That's still ice cream related, except my joke. Yeah.
00:15:28
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But um I guess I guess that the company has this advertising thing, like back in 2019, where it was like prospective customers, if they're ready to jump in or dive into fun or iconic sprinkle pool, unquote, unquote. So.
00:15:45
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but you didn't you keep the scoop on the place ah damn it dig in see I'm not paying attention that's okay well I mean I wouldn't say I wouldn't say he committed a crime per se other than making the bad choice of jumping into a kid's toy. But, I mean, I wouldn't say like a criminal. Definitely. i i in i put ah I would definitely put him in the category of being an asshole though. Absolutely. I would i would say the only crime that he committed, and fortunately for a lot of people, this is not a crime yet. But when I become ruler of the free world, and I mean the entire world, I will make stupidity a crime.
00:16:34
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And he won't be handed out capital punishment for being stupid. Brando.
Video Game Collecting & Man Caves
00:16:44
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I a double scoop of the death penalty if just for being stupid. Because Brando is what plants like.
00:16:51
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and
00:16:57
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So this this next story, I'm going to play a video. i Mean I could I can give you the gist of it But if you're a video game nerd like a retro video game nerd I think I think you're absolutely gonna fucking love this this guy is he's in Saudi Arabia He may present this on the screen he just got in the Guinness Book of World Records for having a like The most, the most video games or some shit like that console. So it's up like 404. Wow. I know, right? R.I.P. to Jarvis. bit right
00:17:42
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with
00:17:45
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We're gonna have to find somebody else to explain jokes to us. Oh, it's in my car. Yeah. Okay. So again, this is a a dude from Saudi Arabia after using like, you know, those, uh, switch selectors you can buy and, and, and he hooked up a bunch of that. Anyway, let me just play this. This is amazing. I have so many video game consoles after a while, I know. And of course my internet's like, no, no, fuck you bitch. Maybe everybody's internet's been fucking won't notice that gaming consoles that I couldn't
00:18:20
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man guys i am so sorry late the tv posts are limited and if i want to play let me let me back this up maybe it's a buffering issue I have so many video game consoles. But after a while I noticed that I had a big stack of gaming consoles that I couldn't play. The TV ports are limited and if I want to play, either I unplug the existing consoles or I will keep everything and add more switchers and of course more converters as well.
00:18:50
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By adding more switches, the idea came to my mind. I will connect all the gaming consoles I have to the TV, then I'll contact Guinness World Records as this project looks unique, ah you know, includes hundreds of video game consoles, all different than each other. So I can play home video game consoles, computers, plug and play, and so on. And all of these consoles require the special setup and cable management as well. This is the main area.
00:19:20
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The main HDMI switcher 16 in 1 RCA switcher if I want to select any gaming console everything here in the excel sheet you can see this is main this is HDMI BCD and so on. Yeah he's got a category catalog every single switch position using an Excel spreadsheet so he knows what switches to turn on what what selection in order to play a certain console. It's nuts. Yeah, that's is that's insane. i mean Obviously, there's a lot of work and time and every effort put into that. Okay. Once I start on the 360, that will come directly.
00:20:06
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all the oh yeah this guy's definitely got fe oil money nextbook or this kind of setup even this is just like you're not average you can see and director switch the ol lead model the the I have PlayStation here, PlayStation 1, PlayStation 2, so PlayStation 1. It's RCA number 2, and it is number 1. Power.
00:20:50
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Another one, RCA number 3. OK. So you guys get the gist. um And he like shows the Sega Genesis, which I about had a fangirl moment over.
00:21:03
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So yeah, I was gonna say how many how many are games does he have though? Because I seen he's got a whole bunch of the stand up arcade games as well. Yes, but he has 444 game consoles all together and some of them like some real real rare ones that like came out like maybe in one country or two. The systems are in English, so he's in the US or Canada. I I don't think.
00:21:31
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That's going to restrict him from being. I mean, I think I don't know. ah He was speaking some pretty good fluent English, so he might not actually be in Saudi. I just know he is a Saudi Arabian. and The way it when when I read the when I read it, it seemed like he was actually getting Saudi. So but anyway, anyway, fucking the dude's got a dope ass fucking video game console set up. He's clearly got tons of fucking money and time. Yeah. Oh, God, yeah.
00:22:00
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You probably ask people like searching these consoles out. Let's say he could be in Saudi and and money will get you things that. Sometimes. I know right if you if if if you got oil money and you're in Saudi and you want a video game call console only made in like Beijing, you're going to get it. I mean.
00:22:26
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It is. Dude, hey, Benji, that would be a a great freakin man cave for like that retro video game or do that whole imagine like instead of having like tool benches and shit set up, you had like all your consoles up on the wall. You got your fucking TV. You got your like instead of like tools. I mean, you still got your tool bench. You pull out. You got all your video games and oh, man. It's got a little like man. pussy ah little ah little a little video game chby yeah I'm with you. Right. Okay. did you want just seven Yeah, I would absolutely love to have a set up like that, dude. I mean, even even and not like, not like
00:23:16
Speaker
as extensive as he has, but like, you know, maybe get like please state the original PlayStation, the original Xbox, you know, a Sega, a Dreamcast, an N64, Nintendo, and whatnot, like one of each. I don't really care for like switches and stuff like that, but, you know, I kind of thought the Nintendo wagon. I'm not familiar with a 14A1 of, so I'm gonna have to look that up real quick.
00:23:43
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But yes, yeah. those are like Those are the ones that Walmart and and Best Buy sell, aren't they, Binge? Is that the ones you're talking about? Oh, yeah, 14. Yeah. OK. I'm always wondering. When I have the room, I want to get like i want to get like three or four. of They're not super expensive, either. I want to get the and NBA Jam one.
00:24:11
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I want to get Mortal Kombat. I want to get one of the ones that have like all the games, all the old school arcade games loaded into it. And I think they have like a Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles one that I want to get. And then when I have room, when I have my actual, yeah, when I have my actual studio, I'll kind of put them behind my, like behind me is, so they'll be like the core, but I'll also be able to be like, oh, break time, spin around and get my new game on. pull up your spreadsheet to make sure you're putting the switches on the right indicator and but they yeah, you do you think do you think his first is like a one like on his expelled expel excel sheet he goes you know a one you think it's pong then after that it's like Atari ah is a two and then etc.
00:25:05
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Do you think he set it up by like date? Like by, by when it like, he has it in order by like when the console came out or do you think? That's what I would do. That's what I would do with it. I would have it set up in chronological order. You know what I mean? So that you can go from, you know, if you had, what is that, that, that, that, uh, goddamn, uh, what was it that came out right? Just right before, or right about the same, same time as the Atari.
00:25:36
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Oh man, I can't remember what it was. Benj, I know you'll help me. I don't know. I don't know. 15 year old set up once before. I had had an Atari growing up in like a Commodore 128 and then later on. That's what I'm thinking of. The Commodore. Yeah, the Commodore. That's what I'm so I don't. i That's that's that's ah that's mostly a desktop, not so much a console. I don't I don't I didn't see him have any desktop. I think they had I thought they had like a console. Maybe I think I thought it was the Commodore that came out like right around the same time. I could be wrong. No, I had an Atari and something. I was little.
00:26:13
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Commodore game console. I will say what they, I will say what they, us, us, us Gen Xers have come a long way in the, uh, the video game world from, uh, from, from Frogger and Pong and Pac-Man to, to what we're doing now. I mean, OK, so what it was was a Commodore 64 game system. It was a cartridge based phone. Yeah, that's not so that plugged into the desktop. It worked with the desktop. OK, OK, OK. Like got made so nothing and and then like Bain said in Batman, you adopt it's up Chris was born into it. You adopted the video game life. I was born into it. You know, it's such a fucking whore mouth.
00:27:04
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Get off my lawn. I'm having a little bit of internet connections and I'm going to to like refresh my screen. That's cool. I was actually going to say we're right about at that break time. Okay. So we'll take a break and you can refresh your screen and stuff. Okay. Uh, we're gonna, got, uh, man, what do I want to do tonight? Got so much good music. but but I want to do a new music by, uh,
00:27:28
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I got brand new music for Matt James. My boy Matt James, lead singer of Blacktop Mojo. He also does some solo stuff and I really like this song. It's called Bad Guy. Check out Matt James and Blacktop Mojo on all social media and wherever you stream music at Matt matt James and or Blacktop Mojo. Go show the guys some love and we'll be back in just a minute.
00:27:54
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Wait, wait, that's not right. That's actually garbage. My bad. Hold on a second. Let me play the right video. ah a um yeah what
00:28:08
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Spoiler alert. Oopsies. Oopsies. I thought I deleted that. that yeah got than admit I could see that getting clipped. Oh, well, you know what?
00:28:21
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It's par for the course and it fits the solid way to play. It's Matt James, bad guy. We'll be back here in a few minutes.
Music Break & Future Guests
00:30:43
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I see from both sides now how it all goes down
00:31:56
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Yes, sir. A little Matt James, lead singer of Blacktop Mojo, one of his new solo songs. I love that song, man. I've been meaning to pull it up and get it up here on the on one of the shows. And I kept forgetting about it, but I've been listening to it. He just dropped it. I think just a few weeks back. OK.
00:32:15
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and he Hopefully, will I'll get them on the show here soon. I gotta reach out and check and see what's going on with their tour schedule and see when they got a free moment. Those guys are super busy. so but the They said they want to come on the Flix House of Music.
00:32:34
Speaker
Got to get them squeezed in, man. I'm a busy guy. I'm getting getting I got a request for an interview last last night or this morning, early this morning. Oh, nice. which Might be a little difficult, but I'll make it happen because it's a it's a U.K. band, heavy metal band out of the U.K. But I'll make it happen nonetheless. Anyways, democrat that we're not here to talk about that. Yeah, they're actually really good. Yeah, we're here. We're here to give free advertisement and plugs to up and coming sport shows. is That's what we're here for.
00:33:06
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Oh, that was funny. I'm sorry. I had to bless you cho some more about that. Um, I do, I do have two more stories. I didn't know if you wanted to go ahead and unload a couple of yourself. So I'm like, I'll do it. I'll do a, I'll do a couple here. And then we're going to bounce back and forth. Okay. You know, we've got a, we've got a little bit of time and time here.
00:33:29
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Uh, let me find my news break at, but yeah, welcome back to what the fuck news everybody. He's Blaze. I'm Glick. We're hanging out. We're doing our thing. We got news. It's hopefully going to make you say what the fuck because more than likely said us more than likely it's made us say what the fuck. Um, what the hell is it? There we are saved. Uh, cocaine, cocaine, cocaine. ha ha Here we go. Uh,
00:33:56
Speaker
He's got a Rolodex over there with cocaine stories, y'all. Cocaine and penis stories. I got cocaine and pnix penis in my Rolodex. At the same time, it's an amazing Christmas story. Woo! We're going for a ride tonight, boys. but Hold on. We're going skiing.
00:34:16
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yeah
00:34:21
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um Now check out the the rest of the shows on the network. Uh, check out, um, check us all out at bio dot link slash nonsensical network. Let's roll right back into the, uh, binge. I was, uh, I was getting turned down for a while too, man. You just got to get those first, those first couple interviews out of the way. And then people can kind of go back and listen to them and see that you're for real. And then, and then more yeses compared to nose will start coming in and every every time
00:34:53
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been really lucky as of late. Every time I reach out to somebody, they're like, yeah, let's fucking do this, man. So, um, any who got a little, got a little newsy news story. You know, we're always, we always hear these stories and it's kind of unfortunate, but of older people, uh, getting scammed and and losing their retirement and their life savings and blobity blah, blah, blah, blah.
00:35:20
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Well, Holy shit. This is I just realized that this article is from Roger and JP. It's what it's the midday show that I listened to on one or two by the bone. but I didn't realize that that came from them. That's cool. You're knows you too well. I um
00:35:47
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But an Ohio woman fell victim.
Scams Targeting the Elderly
00:35:52
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to one of those one of those scams. She lost nearly $6,000 after the after the criminals convinced her. This is where it takes a little twist on the phone on on a video call. They convinced her to shut down on camera and it all started with a phone call from who she thought was her bank. Ladies and gentlemen,
00:36:20
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I hate to break it to you. And I promise you this, I guarantee you this, your bank is never going to call you A and ask for money unless you have, you know, loans or something set up through them. Or really shitty things. Yeah. They're never going to call you for a video chat. You're not going to get a video and chat from your bank. And they sure as hell are never going to ask you to take your clothes off. But she did it. She's got her phone out, puts it on her little stand and takes your clothes off and oh, oh, Hajj and Raj are bring, you know, Turk, Turkistan are getting a free, free nudie show.
00:37:07
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And of course it had to happen in a lot, which is always good and add that to the ah old repertoire for Ohio.
00:37:20
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We're not helping our cause. I'm not being. There is like, that's a huge problem going on. That's like a huge, huge problem going on in well the world, honestly. But I know a lot of like like a huge target of of scams of that sort are toward the the older community. And unfortunately, I just.
00:37:47
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they They get duped into and it's sad because he lose a lot of money, a lot of saved up money. Sorry. I'm having dog issues. Stop. I had job never, never heard of one of those scams doing a FaceTime call and requesting you to take your clothes off. So are you familiar with, um, there's a youtube or big YouTuber, big YouTuber's name is Kit Boga. K I T B O G A.
00:38:18
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You can find him on YouTube and he does. He's a half come across a couple of his things. Yeah. He's a hacker, but he uses his, his hacking skills, like to be a hero. Like if, like, if like he's one of those, it doesn't wear a cape and him and other hackers will go after these scammers and get their banking information and their location and they turn them into the feds and stuff.
00:38:42
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So, and he does like his own imp impression, like he'll act like an old lady or some shit, dude. And he'll keep him going for days sometimes and to the point where sometimes they'll get pissed off and soft and start of cussing him out because they're realized they're the ones being duped. It's, it's amazing. It's amazing work that he does. If you guys haven't, this is like a shout out to kit, to kit Boga, but not just to boost his channel, but just cause he's a cool ass motherfucker and he does great stuff with you.
00:39:12
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hope It's, um, I like, I like the hackers that do things. Cause there's like, there's a group out there. I think they're anonymous. I think that's what they're called and they do a lot of targeting of, uh, of pedophiles and creeps. Um, this stayed doing like corrupt people and shit like that. Yeah. Yeah. Uh, and, and, and like, I guess, uh, Benji, your boy Ronnie, I think what was his name, Ronnie Radke from, uh,
00:39:44
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oh What is it i fallen in reverse or something like that bench? Is that the name of the band? he I see he put out a post because some dude is just all over his shit and he's threatening him and threatening his girlfriend. And I think he is still dating that chick from WWE. Cuz I was watching the video and he said her a name and and I think that he is still dating her.
00:40:06
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and like making threats on his life and everything else. And he was like, go anonymous. You see this scumbag right here? You want to do what you do and help me out? Because apparently he's not getting any help from what it sounds like. I don't know. I didn't die too much in the story. But what it sounds like is he's not getting any help from the local authorities. So he's going to get anonymous involved and take this guy down. OK. Hell yeah. Fuck yeah, dude. Which I'm not mad at. I'm not mad at at all.
00:40:36
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Hackers aren't just for terrorists either. They're, they're, they're, there's, there's good ones. Yeah. Especially then, you know, like I said, you know, the scamming thing is it's, it's, it really has over the last couple of years, kind of been running rampant. You hear stories of it constantly. I just actually, uh, was scrolling Tik TOK yesterday. Now I sound like fucking Jeff.
00:40:56
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No, I was scrolling YouTube reels and there was a, uh, uh, or short. So there was a short on there where this, this dude, he was in his like thirties or forties. His mom was older, but she had her entire life savings, like 25, 30 grand. She fell into that trap, man. and And he was like recording while she was on the phone. He was like, mom, you got to hang out where right now we have to go to your bank, hang up. They'd already gotten her money and shit like that.
00:41:22
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They popped up a statistic and they said something like 76% of these cases are never resolved and these people never get their money back a lot of times um The scammers are not even in the country Which makes it even it makes it even more, you know Impossible for anybody to get their money back. It's It's it's pretty it's dirty pool man. It's fucking dirty pool against old people on this bullshit. It's a just It's a just I tell you ages It is. That is definitely ageist. Speaking of a minority that doesn't get any love and gets hated on all the time. Shout out to to my fellow lefties out there yesterday was national left handed day. So shout out to all my lefties. Don't worry, we're the true minority in this world and we're the silent minority that gets no love and no respect. Lefties unite.
00:42:14
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fifty fifty And here comes the ambidextrous. We don't like your kind around here. Right? I thought you were going to say the true minority, the Southern Canadians, but we're trying to eradicate them. They're like they're like cockroaches. It's wabbit season. No, it's duck season. No, it's wabbit season. No, it's the Southern Canadian season.
00:42:48
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Oh, and he's not so inspired. Boom, boom. This is this is how you get blocked on social media, folks. Yeah.
Bizarre Crimes & Cults
00:43:00
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Well, how do you get blocked if you're already blocked? Oh, dude, I was. So what was it? Saturday night, not Saturday night, Monday night after um and caring for men, I decided to go ahead and serve a couple other live streaming platforms.
00:43:16
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you and I got it was oh I only found like one I could pop up in and I wasn't in there for no more than two minutes and I got but fucking banned I go but like come up live with them or yeah. Yeah, come up. live Yeah, made a comment about something. I didn't I didn't believe in goes of the lives just but in the What's that
00:43:41
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That'll, that'll usually do it. I was going to say, I guess if you just put in an open panel into the search bar, when you're in the lives, it'll, it'll, it'll pull up all the lives that are, yeah that are doing like a quote unquote open panel.
00:43:54
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I always forget that you can go live on YouTube ah and then I'll start watching it when I think is a video and I'm like, oh, this this person is pretty cool. I wonder how long this video is. And then I realized that they're live and I'm like, oh, shit, they're live. I can actually chat into, you know, like I can chat into it and they can get it. but Yes. I'm a little slow. Anywho, moving on. ah yeah A Chicago woman.
00:44:24
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I got arrested. And in in in Indiana Applebee's.
00:44:31
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I did a why did a Chicago Chicago Chicago in Chicago Chicago Chicago person get arrested in Indiana Applebee's not enough flair. Yeah, she didn't have enough player. No, I don't think out was it an Applebee's that did the flare was at TGIF.
00:44:54
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I think it was both. I think it was more TGIF though. Yeah, yeah, or Ruby Tuesdays or one of those. I don't know. They're all basically the same restaurant in my opinion, but ah so a Chicago woman was arrested in Indiana after breaking news. Can I show tomorrow? Yes.
00:45:14
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Breaking news cashes shows tomorrow. i um Chicago woman was arrested in Indiana after sharing her Applebee's all you can eat order with her whole table. So they have like, they have on Tuesdays or Wednesdays or whatever, they have all you can eat chicken tenders and fries or something like that, or ribs or whatever. So she just bought an order of it. And she was sharing it with with the, with the, with her whole party.
00:45:55
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and Thinking like yeah we got whatever on the Applebee's way. Yeah so you by michael Okay manager told her hey The all you can eat order is not for the whole table is for you It sounds like she caused quite the scene after being confronted For sharing the Applebee's all you can eat order things got loud and she was hauled off to jail just another day in the neighborhood. I was going to say, I mean, like I get it. There's a rule, not sure. And you're all, I get it. It's stupid, but I get it. But I mean, you would think the restaurant would be like, okay, you're done. You're out of here. Why would you get arrested? But she, you said she caused a scene. Yeah. So it says, uh, according to the Tucson dot.com,
00:46:49
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28-year-old Shanisha Cobbs of Chicago claimed to not understand that the all-you-can-eat order at Applebee's didn't apply to the entire table of customers. The table had reportedly ordered two all-you-can-eat orders for their table to share.
00:47:10
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Well, you can't do that. It's not how it works. Everyone has to have their own all you can eat order after being told that it wasn't allowed a verbal disturbance broke out. That argument apparently intensified once the group was given all you can eat orders.
00:47:26
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for each person on the bill, after ignoring the request to calm down from law enforcement and her friends as well, she was arrested and charged with disorderly conduct. So, so basically what the restaurant did was like, look, you ordered two of them. You got eight people at the table. Well, we're charging all eight of you for all you can eat. It's an appetizer is what it is. It's not like a meal. It's an appetite. Yeah. ah It goes on. And you know, I thought they And you know, it's happy hour. Yes. And you know, it's happy hour prices. That just sounds like a happy hour thing. You know, five o'clock, like $4 all you can eat. Yeah, we go to.
00:48:07
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Yeah, we we go to our Applebee's quite a bit. And I think it's like a Wednesday or a Thursday thing where they do the it's boneless chicken wings. And I think they also have like ribs as well on a different day.
00:48:22
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um you know, like they have dollar margaritas on Mondays or some shit like that. And you can, you can get like a triple for $3. So, you know, they got, they got quite a, they definitely does have quite a few good deals and they're not just for happy hour. They're like all day long. So, I mean, you go in there and get that fucking,
00:48:43
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noon and just sitting there all day and get shmammered on margaritas for a dollar. If you want, but and woman that sounds like a, that doesn't sound like a, such a great idea for me but yeah for me. I only spent, I only spent $20 at Applebee's. I'm doing it. That's 20. God damn margarita. That's a lot of margaritas. Do you know, but you know, they're using the the cheap mix, but whatever dollar mar dollar margarita.
00:49:12
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I mean, alcohol is alcohol, right? I mean, Nikki's a little bit of a margarita. I won't call her a margarita snot, but she is particular about her margaritas, and she likes them. She says they're pretty good. I don't like tequila, so I mean,
00:49:28
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I'm not a big margarita fan. I might have one maybe, but I'm not a big margarita fan, especially sometimes, especially like when you go to the Mexican restaurants, man, it's like they bringing out this giant margarita and they dump an entire bottle of tequila. And it's like, I can, want yeah what you what do you want me to do with this? yeah i got it yeah do I can't, I can't crash my fork in my nose.
00:49:56
Speaker
get it you prepared You put enough tequila in here to intoxicated entire village. What are you trying to do? I just wanted to taste the strawberry. I wanted a frozen strawberry drink. We gotta look a splash of tequila. they I've had some ah some really good tequila. It was a place back in Central Oregon that had like their thing like they had some really good Mexican food, but their thing was there like signature.
00:50:25
Speaker
fucking like gourmet i guess margarita like great fucking um um They had this prickly prickly pear margarita that was amazing. They had like a pomegranate margarita. They had like different kind of margaritas like that, but it was all like fresh fruits and shit. So it was, it was, dude, it was probably some of the best margaritas I've ever had in my life. You can get them by the picture. So it Yeah, was, it was, I've never it was amazing. been a, I've never been a big, big margarita guy. Sometimes there's like no happy medium for them at the end of the day, either they're too sweet or there's too much tequila. Like I've ever found that just right. Margarita that hits the spot. Gotcha. Gotcha. Maybe I'm the snob. Maybe I'm the snob.
00:51:22
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i figure you well Yeah, yeah, if yeah, it's probably you know, no, there's a I've noticed that you go to a lot of like Mexican Cantina type a came American Mexican restaurants and all their margaritas are usually the same it's Jose Cuervo or maybe for neatos and then Sweet and sour mix like or a margarita mix like a pre mix. Yeah Yes Not good stuff. Not good stuff. It's like going to Taco Bell and eating fucking rehydrated refried beans. It's just not the same. so that's yeah That is authentic Mexican food. God damn it. It's authentic fucking bean paste. Whatever it is, it's fucking delicious. Bean spackle. Whatever it is, it's delicious.
00:52:14
Speaker
and you And you know what, I won't be causing a scene at any local Taco Bell because I thought that I could order. Fair enough. So the next the next story I have is going to be it's this one came out. This is from Vice News from a couple of years ago. For some reason I went down this.
00:52:39
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Um, um, scatological fucking rabbit tube today. Uh, if you don't know what scatological is, look up scatological it's, it's like the fetish fetishization of like excrement anyway. So this happened in this article came out. yeah shit feder I don't have a shit fetish though. I went down a shit finish rabbit hole, though.
00:53:05
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but Don't judge me. Hey, what's the volunteer to delete my fucking history? ah you never my I die.
00:53:19
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I just added to my list. I already have to delete and burn all of Jeff's laptops, tablets, cell phones, PlayStation, anything with the internet access. So I just look up scatter a scatological and it's anything anything scatological is off color or a bit off offensive.
00:53:37
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typically because it refers to excrement, especially in a joking way. Yes. This is a word that describes a kind of immature humor you sometimes encounter in movies or TV shows. Schenological humor is of questionable taste, but it's not quite obscene. You know, that's the new word. I've never heard that word before. I thought you were making shit up again.
00:54:04
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Hey, Glick, you know the truth about words is they're all made up. Well, yeah, this is true. yeah You know, touche, my friend, touche. Springling is over here. says It's kind of spring. Kind of spring is whatever it was.
00:54:27
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That was a word I definitely didn't make up on the flag. So again, this article is out from May 26, 2022. So it is a couple years years old, but it's out from Thailand. It's about a cult. And it's it's not a long article. So I'm going to read the article myself, just like the highlights. So just go through it real quick. Because it's not just just that Okay, I'm going to read. When police raided a makeshift wooden hut located deep in a jungle, they were confronted with the grotesque living conditions of the secretive cult.
00:55:02
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There were maggots crawling around food preparation sites, 11 dead bodies in coffins, and some 30 disciples who regularly consumed body fluids of a leader they endearingly called, quote unquote, father. And the reason why I'm reading this article is because I was trying to put it in my own words, and I'm like, this article captures it perfectly.
00:55:29
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It just goes it just goes from worse to i don't know to to to oh each oh Oh There is there's more layers to this fucking shit onion, okay here here here we go cold calm The cult commune was believed to have been thriving in North Northeastern Thailand's I am NOT gonna butcher that word. So like Northeastern Thailand Chai I am from province. I don't know I fucked up For at least four years before it was discovered. So they've been you know Doing this for about four years. So it's not like this like old established cult or anything. Yeah, it's hard And its heart was the spiritual leader tahi now nala
00:56:17
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A white haired man in his mid 70s whose followers were convinced he possessed magical healing abilities which led them to consume his feces, urine, skin flakes, saliva, and cigarette butts. That last one is just really extra weird. Cigarette butts?
00:56:37
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yeah like you you already you ah You're already like Omega level weird at this point. We just add the cherry on top by just making them eat your cigarette butts. Yes. Like like oh gross, but like like, like the rest of it's gross. But it's like, it's a, it's like this like categorical gross. It's like, okay, you got your human excrement and then, Oh, and Sarah butts.
00:57:09
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It's like a pop fan. Roast this. Enjoy it no my buffet. You know, they were they were they were eventually discovered because during the whole COVID regulations and, you know, people communicating. So I'm going to skip that part. But most recently, on Tuesday, again, this article is from like May of 2022, Thailand's Ministry of Public Health revealed in a press release that food samples collected from the commune contained a dangerous amount of mold and signs of fecal contamination.
00:57:42
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cult members had been running a business selling packaged food to shops. The more the information that left some ties a gas to find they had been eating these snacks. We're talking fish crisps or chips, yeah fried green peas, dried squid were found to contain a dangerous amount of mold.
00:58:04
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while 28 other samples including chili paste, fermented fish, herbal teas are still being tested. Water samples obtained from the premises were also found to contain bacteria such as E. coli, coliform, and indication of fecal contamination according to health officials. So I'm not going to go into like what the bacteria can do to your fucking body, like gastrointestinal diseases and shit. but and okay But like this place was like not only were they eating eggs from the quote unquote, I don't know. i The dude ended up getting arrested. So I don't know. There's no I didn't go deep enough to see if the the cult like dissipated or if they're still around. I didn't I didn't want to. and And the article goes into a short little backstory of the quote unquote father.
00:59:01
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20 2018 a yoga school in cow pahang Whatever was forced to shut down after it was accused of being a sex cult whilst leaders face allocations of sexual so according So that's like just more cults all around the world. There's this cult. It's this culty bastards So yeah, how did they how did they not all die from eating little shit? Well, there was 11 bodies already found in coffins. So And how do you not just put the rest of them in like a, like a cycle or insane asylum or something? Well, this is what I don't get. It's like people are getting sick and dying from eating the father's quote unquote father's excrement under the premise that it's healing them or good for them. It's just like, how do you not sit there and look at the mirror, see yourself like, no, that's me. That's a horse. I just don't.
00:59:58
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I don't get it. That is so it's oh disgusting and sad and all at the same time. Well, well, you know, much like with any cult, um, you know, these, these leaders have a way of earwarming their, their, their followers and they believe every damn word they say.
01:00:25
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I mean, I would love to, you know, part of me would be like, man, I really want to do some research and. and Exactly, John. Exactly. Right. yeah Uh, you know what? This isn't what I signed up for. I thought this is going to be like a lot of like doing drugs and getting drunk and singing Kumbaya around the campfire. I didn't sign up for the shit eating part of this. All right. I think I'm good. You know, your buddy, your buddy calls you. Hey, man, I'm going to this new like get together with some new friends. You want to go? Yeah, sure. What's going to go on? Oh, man, we have some drinks and smokes and we maybe eat each other shit. Nah, dude, I am out.
01:01:03
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but yeah Like that should be the next words out of your mouth. I'm out. Thank you. Matter of fact, you should drive over to your friend's house and beat them with the phone. They called you on to make sure they don't go either. They'll thank you later for it. I'm sure.
01:01:17
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yeah yeah You may not realize this, but I'm saving your life. I'm not down for some human centipede type shit, man. i'm yeah yeah I mean,
01:01:29
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I'm down for a good time, but hey. I think that's a very underrated movie franchise. Thank you very much. It's shit on ice cream cones. I'm like, hey, you know what? I think this is where, I think this is my cue to, oh man, I'm late for anything. This is right. This is where we part. I have to go wash my hair.
01:01:52
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yeah You're bald. I don't care. ah I'm going home and reis reevaluating my friend's circle. I were definitely out. You weirdo. Social media purge.
01:02:12
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yeah No, I just, it just, you know, it blows my mind. you You have guys like, you know, Charles Manson who was able to convince his followers to to kill for him and then, uh, what was it? David Koresh. Um, and then John, uh, uh, fucking, um, John Jones. Yeah. Yeah. Drink the fucking Kool-Aid. We're all gonna, there might be, don't drink the Kool-Aid. There might be poop in it.
01:02:52
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here in oh i or each just yeah go Yeah Sharing wine or Jesus Jesus bad, but when Jesus chooses a dude's fist different story all together Yeah, hard pass bro. I'm gonna die It's not P. I turned it into whiskey when he talking about you Oh We just lost Glick
01:03:23
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Oh no, I promise I did not hit the remove button. I think he just raised rage with the cults. The cult master got ahold of, was like, nah, motherfucker. All right.
01:03:36
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I have, oh, I think he's back. I was just about to move on to the, to my next little short little story. Nothing, nothing crazy. A little, a little palate cleanser after after inest launch get in your ears what's that that was that was i had just by internet just completely dropped and said fuck you and then came right back up.
01:04:02
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Yeah, you're still kind of cutting out a little bit. He got scared off by the extra minute talk. Yeah, he did. He's like, I just heard there's a new boo boo platter buffet that opened. I'm out. I'm I'm out. I'm out. I'm out. I'm out. I'm out. I'm out. I'm out. I'm out. I'm out. I'm out. I'm out. I'm out. I'm out. I'm out. I'm out. I'm out. I'm out. I'm out. I'm out. I'm out. I'm out. I'm out. I'm out. I'm out. I'm out. I'm out. I'm out. I'm out. I'm out. I'm out. I'm out. I'm out. I'm out. I'm out. I'm out. I'm out. I'm out. I'm out. out You only supposed to pay for your oh poo-poo, you know share it with the rest of the table now So I got one more story
01:04:42
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It's nothing crazy. It's actually not even a story per se, but, uh, I, hold on. I i have to, how how can I share this video? Because of the, the ratio is different. So I want to show this whole entire video, but, um, Oh man, this sucks. I really wanted to share this video. Poo poo for two, a whole new meeting.
01:05:11
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he know You know what I might I might be able to just oh my god, what is it with all these stupid pop-ups? I'm on Eve. um It's a it's a video on e bombs world. So you can only know oh My god, I didn't even know that was still a thing. I know I Know it is still a thing. Okay, I think I might might be able to get this Hold on It's the pop-ups on the bottom of the screen that are driving me absolutely bonkers. There we go. All right, let's see. I thought e-bombs world went away a long time ago. No, they're still around, dude. I still check them out every once in a while, especially when I'm trying to find odd, weird, newses and shit. Yeah. yeah So this is this is just a funny little story.
01:06:06
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um the dudes trying to carry multiple pitchers of beer and we've all seen those those beer winches at Oktoberfest where they can like carry 35 to 65 pounds worth of fucking beer in their arms this I saw this and it just it made me laugh but but poor guy
01:06:33
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ah This is absolutely a shit. He did. But the you know what else? Oh, my. I know it's the video. It's like it's a bad Internet night, man. I think I think the Internet gods are here to fuck with us. They're not happy with us. We have really apparently not had our daily intake of shit.
01:07:04
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I know. Okay. So I'm gonna close that out. I just close it out. I think I'll have to go. There it goes. All right. Sorry, guys.
01:07:17
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It's a really funny video. It's on e-bombs rule. I'm sure it was probably stolen off the TikTok. And the immortal words of one of our former co-hosts, Google it. Google it. Go to your own research.
01:07:33
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yeah My Google food is better than yours. Yeah, right. Well, let's uh What's up cam what up my boys I was gonna join up But uh, man, and then I gotta go Go go go go Go go go Go go go Go go go go Go go go Go go go Go go go Go go go Go go go Go go go Go go go Go go go Go go go Go go go Go go go Go go go Go go go Go go go Go go go Go go go Go go go Go go go Go go go Go go go Go go go Go go go Go go go Go go go Go go go Go go go Go go go Go go go Go go go Go go go Go go go Go go go Go go go Go go go Go go go Go go go Go go go Go go go Go go go Go go go Go go go Go go go Go go go Go go go Go go go Go go go Go go go Go go go Go go go Go go go Go go go Go go go Go go Go go go Go go Go go go Go go Go go
01:08:07
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Did you say we were about to go to break? Yeah, I have I have ah I have a message for Gracie Cam. For her first day of school, the kids just had their first dad. God, I got to get the mandatory first day of pictures, school picture up on social media. But tell Gracie that I said, I have a good day at school, little girl.
01:08:31
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Exercise the squad on that. When she was, when she was little and him and I used to game together, she said that I was a scary voice guy. And he put the headset on her and go, Hey Gracie. Hey,
01:08:52
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hey I just want to thank the audience for being here tonight. You guys are awesome. this because arere so go Deal with our internet bullshit, but yeah, let's take a, let's take a real quick break.
01:09:02
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I got, uh, you know what? for For Cameron, since he's down there in the, in the, in the Carolinas, we can play a little bit, play my boy Zay, Zay Graslie with his song, Southern Charm. He's a North Carolina boy, but, uh, check him out, show him some love. He's on all the socials and everywhere you listen to music Zay Graslie. And, uh, go blow up that Carolina slot. He's going to have everybody doing the Carolina slide before long.
01:09:32
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We'll be back here in just a few minutes.
01:12:54
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sir you sir little zay grassley with that southern charm for you Oh man. Oh man. Oh man. Yeah. He just dropped a new song. Carolina slide. It's a dance dance song. Uh, yeah, I put it up yesterday in our, uh, our, uh, Instagram stories and Facebook, Facebook stories.
01:13:23
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figures I can post more and create more stories. I've just been promoting the hell out of my my previous guests playing their music and ****. Nice. By putting their like their their their reels and **** I put in our story. Anywho, welcome back to uh what the **** news. It's Wednesday night. What the **** Yeah. Blaze is here. I am. I'll **** **** scream ice cream cones.
01:13:49
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ah yes connor we both so saw but we don't suck as hard as you. You are the home sucker. Oh, keyboard warrior over here. Keyboard warrior up here. my zo server why am i Why is that not working? kind of Where the hell have you been first and foremost? I haven't probably been. I don't know. There it goes. Blaze died down in sober. Actually, no, I am. I am. I am. I am.
01:14:22
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oh a Monday night though, dude, by the end of the show. and then andend We we went all the way. I mean, we had a good show and then it went off the rails. Oh yeah. It was still good even after it went off the rails. Yeah. Yeah. I mean, I wasn't like hammered or anything but yeah, no, no I'm I I don't really drink all like a whole lot no more. I mean, I cut back a lot so but you know, sometimes like the pull out some whiskey while I'm talking to talking to folks out there. I tell you what, though, Friday nights for my show, I definitely will not be drinking because I can't. Well, I mean, I have self control. indeed I have to keep a little myself. No, I actually the last few weeks, man, we've we've done like more positive
01:15:18
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fun mental health shows. We've gotten, we've had a, you know, Monday we started out on the, on the left side of the tracks and got a little, got a little twisted, but then we brought it back to the more positive side because it was, you know, so, you know, I roll with tissues. I roll with papers. We trim, we trim the negative fat. Now we don't always have to be all negative and then Woe is me and feel sorry for ourselves. We can actually have good conversations and try rolling joint with fucking tissue can be one blood. I don't know how effective that would be. any Anyways, welcome back. more black noon what as we're i I don't I don't know anything about so a lot of joints or blunts, or I don't know anything about drugs. I'm like some people around here. I'm not going to mention Connor fucking pothead.
01:16:13
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but It rhymes with Connor and Blaze. but But I just don't think toilet paper would be an effective way to roll a joint and or a blood. Oh, Connor. And I know I am totally like off script from the show because I am totally looking at the calendar for the future for the future. I'm looking at April.
01:16:41
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April 20th, 2025 is a Sunday, Connor. You, uh, you go ahead and mark that on your call and your calendar as four 20 celebration with glaze online or some shit. Nice. Nice. Anyway, anyway, ah we'll take a break. Just garage.
01:17:03
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yeah Yeah, I know. Ben just got to hit me up and let me know what's going on with the old Jess garage there. Anyways, who the fuck news back into the news story. So a an woman was arrested for
01:17:32
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ah But we'll just roll right into it. Siphoning gas while smoking is a terrible idea. Was this in Salem or Eureka? It doesn't say. Well, maybe we'll find out as I go through here. OK. It can blow you up and kill you or leave you severely injured. It can also get you arrested.
01:17:58
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not smoking at a gas station, is common sense. and and And for those of you who don't know, it's not the liquid that is combustible and flammable, it's actually the fumes. Obviously the liquid is flammable, but what causes those is the fumes. So when you're standing there with a fucking heater in your in your mouth while you pump gas, yeah, yeah, there's a good chance you're gonna fucking heal. What is an IED?
01:18:28
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Alex, I'll take what is an IED for 300. yeah um Nice car. I feel like that's something that everybody learns and at a very young age. It is common sense. This goes back to what Blaise said earlier. This is why we have fucking warning labels because of people like her.
01:18:51
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um sony Unfortunately, and know yeah, unfortunately this lady did not learn this lesson Oregon woman is now learning a very important lesson the hard way This is one of those stories that just makes you want to give yourself a face bomb. What else can you do? People are the absolute worst and just when you think it couldn't get they couldn't be any dumber We go out and do something like this. Don't smoke at the gas station. You'll get your fix soon enough so she She was stealing gas from a U-Haul truck. Ooh, I got some insight on information on this kind of shit right here, but go ahead. um while While having a lit cigarette,
01:19:35
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ah it was in it was in Roseburg, Oregon. Okay, that's not, okay, I know where that's at. I think that's Salem area. I don't know. Yeah. And she, she is being, she is being charged with two count of ladies and gentlemen, one, two charges of second degree arson because I don't know if anybody's ever siphoned gas in their life before. And I pray you've never had to do it because it's absolutely horrendous. Especially if you don't have a siphoning machine, you essentially take a hose, whether it be a garden hose or
01:20:15
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whatever kind of rubber hose you can find and you stick it into a gas tank. And much like Jeff on a Tuesday night, you treat that some bitch like it's a cock and you just start sucking on it until the gas comes out. So did a fire actually, so did, so did a fire actually start? Oh yeah. Oh yeah. ah Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. She's, she's being charged with second degree arson after one and possibly two U-Haul vehicles were destroyed in a fire that was started.
01:20:45
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yeah The woman has been since been identified as 47 year old Jennifer Denise Holmes who drives a bakery van. So she was, she was siphoning gas for this bakery van for, for Nana's sweet treats.
01:21:05
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By the time the emergency crews were able to get to the scene, the U-Haul was reportedly fully engulfed in flames and was spreading to a second van. Law enforcement were able to look at security footage, which shows Holmes van in the area just before the fire started. She admitted to siphoning gas from the U-Haul while lighting a cigarette, which was responsible for starting the fire. Oh Jesus. Oh man. She siphoned gas for her work vehicle.
01:21:36
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i I mean, don't, I mean, I've worked for a lot of companies where, where, where I've driven company vehicles, you know, usually you get a company gas card. Yeah. It's a smaller company. They'll be like, let us know when you need gas. They'll give you a card to go get gas or give you cash to go get cash yeah or gas or whatever. yeah ah they I don't know how small this, this Nana sweet treats are. Maybe that's how they got gas. Maybe they were like, look,
01:22:05
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part of your employee training packages. We're going to teach you how to properly siphon gas because we ain't paying for that shit. You see the prices. You see what's going on out there. I didn't know. what i I didn't know. I didn't know there was anybody out there that loved their bosses fucking enough to want to fucking create or commit a crime for him, especially such such a stupid one. I have worked at a U-Haul before and it was actually one and and in Oregon.
01:22:31
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Um, and it was in 2015 ish. I forgot there was some kind of fuel thing going on in prices. We're, uh, we're, we're up by terrible toaster bath Tuesday. And, uh, it's Wednesday, Connor. That's hard. What a chair Vichy live, laugh tub toaster. Um, I, uh,
01:23:00
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Anyway, there was a rash of people. Cause so on I, and I know cause I was a mechanic for you all. So I would drop their tanks quite often. And I had to, because it was a rash of, of, of, of gas stealing if people, because you can't just put a tube down in there and get the gas. Because there's that screen that won't let the tube go in there. People can put a hole in the bottom of the tank and let it drain out.
01:23:27
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or what a lot of people don't know smarter way to do it. Yeah. Well, that was a lot of things, but see, it caused even more of a problem because then you're sitting there having to fucking drop multiple tanks, replace them. Yeah. It got, it got pretty shitty. yeah But, uh, problems for you, for you, not then. I mean, I think that's what I would do is just carry my DeWalt drill on me, punch a hole in the bottom of it, put a fucking, you know, uh, a gas container in there, let it all fill into my gas tank and.
01:23:57
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um There is so I live I live in a rural area and I was filling up gas the other week and there was a dude old crusty freakin Redneck pulls up in his truck and he's in the driver's seat and his son gets out of the passenger seat to go around Start putting gas in the truck and I'm sitting there filling my car I'll look over in the old guy and old guy and the driver's he's lighting up a cigarette I'm like you're a fucking moron. What are you doing? It was one of those times, right? I Gotta not a shadow match. There was no match only I shouted i didn butize it But I didn't like yell like a kid or anything else. I mean you're a fucking moron dude You're not supposed to be doing that shit and he's looking at me like I'm some kind of like Fucking triggered a little Karen kid That's like like I'm not
01:24:48
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I mean, there are things that there are things to complain about and the safety of everybody in the vicinity of a gas pump. It's definitely fucking one of them. Yeah, I was going to say you do kind of come across a little care in me, but you do have a valid point. You're not a care. Why is this fucking dude yelling at me? I just want to enjoy my fucking Marvel man. let me Yeah, my life.
01:25:12
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i wonder your why let sit over there jackass I mean, I won't I don't get upset about people smoking cigarettes around me if we're outside somewhere, or whatever. It's you're right. If I'm in a place where it's allowed, it it is what it is. But the gas pump, God damn it, I will break out my car and car and I will fucking say something. I'll say. You remember back in the day when cell phones first came out and they're like, don't use your cell phone at the gas park. The static electricity will blow you up.
01:25:40
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yeah What? and Yeah, that's that's some ridiculous stuff right there. But the cigarette thing is ah definitely a ah real real real thing that can happen.
01:25:53
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ah soistic I would if they were still alive. Unfortunately, that dolphin manatee accident that happened to Mark and Brian, RIP Mark and Brian, gone and forgotten. I mean, not forgotten.
01:26:09
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but yeah That poor Mark and Brian. That's why they put the signs up. Don't molest the manatees. but but That's, this is true. This is true. Don't essay, don't essay a manatee. Yeah. They got, they got, they got gang banged to death by a pack of rabid, rape and dolphins. Prison style. A hell of a way to go, boys. RIP. Rest in power, my friends. Rest in power.
01:26:40
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um Anyway, so the lady, this lady, uh, what the hell is her goddamn name? Uh, Jennifer, well, Jennifer over here, Natalie, she faces the two charges of, of arson, but she's also being charged with first degree criminal mischief and reckless burning.
01:27:03
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ah It got me one of card. Oh man. We're going to start having a fucking battle of the podcast shots fire. That's why that that's the scene. That's why we have a shot a swashbuckling garden. no So we're good.
01:27:24
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Swashbuckling pirate. No, this is yes say This this this is not the first time someone was caught on camera Siphoning gas from U-Haul in Oregon. It happened a couple years ago and the and the guy who was doing it and ah Smoking while siphoning gas actually caught on fire So like Remember This is why we don't like or we don't light fire around gas. And don't smoke at the gas station, especially while you're while you're siphoning gas, all right? Faping is okay, though. Faping is okay. Yeah, vaping. Faping is perfectly okay, Edge, and you can be on your phone. It's okay, you can be on your cell phone, I promise.
01:28:19
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and I promise you, if you smoke, you're going to blow your shit up and blow everybody else's shit up. I'm picturing Jeff filling up his car with a cigarette hanging out of his mouth. Watch it, X and X. x fuck Fuck you, I'm a rebel. Next thing you see is Jeff reenacting the scene from Talladega Nights. I'm on fire. Help me, Tom Cruise. Help me.
01:28:51
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Oh, shit. Well, it's all right. What the hell? What are you going to do about it? Help me, Tom Cruise. I'm on fire. You are not on fire, Jeff. I'm on fire.
01:29:08
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Anyways, well, if you do, and in other news, if you do, ladies and gentlemen, want to unalive yourself, there's there's better ways to go about it rather than Smoking with the gas pump and a company has come out with a controversial new suicide pod dubbed The Tesla of euthanasia to be used for the first time Wait, hold on re rewind you Brooke. What are we talking about? I'm Tesla came out with the coffin. No, no, no, no, no a controversial suicide pod is
01:29:48
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dubbed the Tesla of Eusthenasia to be used for the first time. Wait, she's got a cock. You what? That's definitely a joke. I got you. So, uh, Sarko, the, I guess this is the company, uh, a 3d printed capsule was unveiled at the Venice design festival back in 2019. Now this story just came out about a week ago.
01:30:18
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ah and reporters And reportedly, it offers a painless death within 10 minutes of entering with a push of a button. It works by flooding the chamber with nitrogen, which which which would reduces oxygen levels so fast that the person inside loses consciousness within the first minute. And then the person will have a peaceful, even euphoric death within 10 minutes, according to the company site.
01:30:45
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So I have a used refrigerator if anybody needs to, like, I mean, a Y-print, a plastic coffin out when you just use your refrigerator. I'm just saying. And actually, I will actually post this up on social media. Here's a revolutionary way to freaking kill yourself. Put yourself in a box and suffocate. I'm not seeing that. Oh, actually.
01:31:14
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I'm not seeing a modern, their modernization of that at all. Yeah. I'm going to screenshot a couple of things and I'm going to put me together a little picture and I'll put it up on social media so everybody can see it.
Euthanasia Pod Debate
01:31:27
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But I will show you guys that are watching. Oh, yeah. do you yeah the picture of this The Tesla of euthanasia. Come on, fuck your work for me. So this is what it looks like.
01:31:42
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Hold on, let me bring my screen up a little bit more. It kind of looks like the space shuttle that they put Kal-El in when they send him from Krypton to Earth. Am I killing myself or am I going to wake up on another planet and look at 5,000 years? I don't know. But I mean, i mean i mean check it out. There's the inside, man. It looks a little nice and cozy.
01:32:05
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Like, I'm not committing my suicide. myself I'm not committing suicide. i'm I'm jumping in the escape pod from reality. yeah Let me off this ride. I'm done. yeah It's an escape pod. Yeah, i'm gonna yeah like i said i'm gonna I'm gonna screenshot a couple pictures here and chop and screw them, if you will. And I'll post it up on social media so everybody can get a look at it.
01:32:33
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That's an interesting question. Why is my show? And there it goes. If it's community, then who is the poor guy who has to clean it? I want to die sanitary. That's a good point, because when you die, it's it's it's it's a thing that you lose control of your waste faculties. And if that's the case, god dang it, if that's the case,
01:32:58
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um
01:33:01
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why won't this message go I'm having the hardest time with my laptop tonight like there yeah anyway yeah now is it like is it a is it a is it a um an unalive capsule slash coffin or you just get in and kill yourself in the very right away or is it reusable for the experts? I think it's reusable. So it says the futuristic looking contraption developed by pro euthanasia group is meant to reduce a person's dependence on doctors and suicide assistance organizations and give an alternative option
01:33:39
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to the existing legal methods. So apparently volunteer voluntary assisted suicide is actually legal in Switzerland. it is However, bla but bla blah or from however it says yeah it says that assisting suicide is a crime done for selfish reasons.
01:34:03
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Uh, whoever from selfish motives induces another person to commit suicide or aids him in it shall be confined, uh, in the penitentiary. So they say it's legal, but I guess it's not. It's legal, but it's illegal at the same time. It sounds like it's legal to off yourself, but it's not legal to help somebody do it.
01:34:24
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But I mean, they, they, they said voluntary assisted suicide is legal in Switzerland. However, according to article one 15 of the Swiss criminal code states that assisting suicide is a crime done for so okay. So selfish reasons. So like, ah great if, you if you're, if you're going to inherit it, inherit grandpa's fucking money and grandpa, we should have pulled the plugs on him like months ago and the old fucker won't die. I'm talking to you, Jimmy, goddamn Carter. I need the death pool points. All right.
01:34:55
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just fucking you've had a good run buddy it's time to go ah but yeah if you go in there and like all right grandpa it's time to go and you smother them so you get your inheritance I guess that would be selfish reasons but yeah ah so so whoever whoever from selfish motive induces another person to commit suicide or aids them and it shall be confined in the penitentiary for not over five years, not bad. You can unalive somebody and not even do five years of jail time in Switzerland. What's up BS? How are you doing, man? What up BS?
01:35:29
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yeah ah so Authorities in Switzerland have suggested that the device should be banned and anyone using it to assist in someone else's death could face jail time. ah Blah, bla blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah. The pods are activated by a button, a lane gesture or voice control.
01:35:50
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kind you of uncontrollable like working syndrome i don't That's a real thing, but you get inside the pod and you change your mind, but you can't stop yourself from like I'm sitting there imagining myself laying Alexa kill me Like to take me off this mortal plane and
01:36:21
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It's the evacuation button, Alexa.
01:36:27
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I'm sorry, sir. I don't think I can complete that. I don't understand what you're talking about. yeah I don't know what you're saying. I do not understand you. That goes against my programming. Oh, shit. So, so, so they have the, they have the. Connor. My gesture.
01:36:45
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they just grab knife yeah
01:36:51
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He's calling from me at the house. Yeah. In breaking news, a small podcast by the that goes by the name of what the fuck news just caused mass deaths across the world by by Alexa. Come right. Conspirated conspiracy to attempt murder. I'm stuck on the toilet with no shit tickets. Use this three seashells. Come on now. Yeah. Come on, buddy. Come on.
01:37:21
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You might be too young to understand that reference. I just realized that yeah, Connor is much younger than we are. But if he gets that reference, he gets a lot of extra fucking cool points. Right. Exactly. But yeah, it says the pods, you know, the pods can be activated by blink.
01:37:37
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button or gesture or gesture or voice control for those who cannot vocally communicate due to severe illness or mobility issues. The pod can be. I mean, they just um the the pod can be activated through. I move. They are really like, all right, it's time to get rid of these goddamn people who don't. Blink wants to kill yourself. Blink twice. No, I never mind. I changed my mind. But what the fuck? Three seashells are funny and fucking that.
01:38:06
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Oh, that would be. Oh, it is English. Look once for English. Look twice for Spanish. I just want to die. You're trying, you're trying to off yourself and you got to call into like some automated messaging system. You're like hanging up five times restarting sending you to the wrong. You get Travis, you get Travis, who sounds like he's from Dirk, Dirkistan is like, I don't think your name is Travis, by the
Horror Movies & Real-Life Inspirations
01:38:37
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way, buddy. Yes.
01:38:40
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You know what? You know what, John? Fucking, that that is an awesome movie. That's actually one of my favorite Stallone movies in there. And and that's that's where I developed my Hollywood crush on Sandra Bullock. Don't judge me. I love Sandra Bullock. I think she's fucking adorable. I think she's adorable. So the person could also choose a transparent pod window to to see outside is so that you like it like go and take you to your favorite spot on the beach and prop you up and then you can just like look out the window as the nitrogen fills and offshoot. That's kind of cool. Does it have like cameras on the inside or you can broadcast yourself to family? The euthanasia process is filmed and that footage is handed over to the court.
01:39:27
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Ladies and gentlemen, I have an idea for a live show. This is my last podcast, guys. Start rolling out this escape pod looking like a spaceship and getting in. So it's been great knowing everyone. Wow. Check this out to to answer one of your questions. The pod is called Sarcos.
01:39:49
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sort for sarcophagus, and it doubles as a coffin and is made by biodegradable materials. So yes, oh there is no cleanup. It really is like an escape pod. That answers your question, Connor. You don't have to clean it. You just shit yourself, die, and get buried. Welcome to life and death. That's the end of it. You're born, you shit, you die.
01:40:19
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Oh, my God. In 2022, a review by the Massachusetts Institution of Technology found that if the device if the device experienced a malfunction, the technology would fail to put the individual in an unconscious state, leading to a very, very painful death. Well, that's a fucking man. That's I'm sitting here. That's just a very triggering, not triggering, but horrifying thought.
01:40:50
Speaker
You're sitting there in pain. There was a glitch in the mainframe, fucking Elon Musk, fuck shit up again. And next thing know you know, you're toppled over after doing fucking hit and run on the interstate. Fucking cruise control i didn't work right.
01:41:09
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Well, you know, you hear horror stories about that. Like not that I give a damn about anybody who's on death row, but you know, like. yeah You know, they they they're sentenced to die by lethal injection and they don't get the right amount or the the machine doesn't pump the right end at the right time. And it's like they again, you're on death row. i I honestly have no feelings for you at this point because you obviously did something terrible to end up there. So, you know, but or like when you know, electric
01:41:42
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All executions didn't always kill somebody. They'd have to flip the fucking switch again. I couldn't imagine it being sentenced to death. He was strapped out in the in the electric chair. He's about to ride the white lightning. If they hit it, you're just like, oh and then it stops and you're still like, uh, guys. That felt like a battery on the tongue. What happened? However, that did turn Ernest into a superhero and Ernest goes to jail.
01:42:08
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You know, there was a horror movie based on that premise. Yeah. shock but Shocker. Yeah. Yep. Yep. Yep. That's a great movie. I love that movie. I did a remake of that, but I could be wrong. I don't, I don't know. I think that would be a good, I thought that was that had a lot of late eighties, nineties, had a lot of untapped potential to be an actual franchise. I think if they were to redo it now, shout out Dr. Pepper or double penetration.
01:42:39
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Zero out of five stars. I'm still here. Google review of the Sarco. that's Zero out of five. It didn't work. I tried killing myself, but it didn't work.
01:42:52
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as sons reading it that playing that yeah to do it um yeah Shout out to double penetration.
01:43:04
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I didn't catch the first one about. but now we know was deep Now we know how Connor really hurt his back in the military.
01:43:14
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You know, oh, no. Candyman was scary as fuck. I think it's still it it's still good, though. I think I like the the message behind it. the but Let's go to this party. and shouldping Luis is like, can somebody send me an address to this **** cult? I want to join. Oh, oh, BS. You're watching it from the beginning. Oh, is yeah, he's not watching. Yeah, he's on the at the beginning. He's on the part where we're talking about the
01:43:53
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Nice I popped into his he had a live the other day. I popped in in the comments. Yes does more of like More of like theological rebukes and shit like that so Okay cool cool i please check them out but will follow his way on on our channel okay but check Now candy man was was was scary but it was also one of those movies that was based loosely based in reality because there was um Back in the day, there was an actual lady who um was murdered. and it was It was in a neighborhood in Chicago. I can't remember the name of it, but it was like a poor neighborhood. But she was a little off a rocket. And she had called the police and said, and this is a lady who made constant calls. So they just kind of were like, whatever.
01:44:49
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you know we'll We'll get there when we get there. But she was saying there was somebody behind the wall in her mirror at her apartment. But when they finally got around, when they went to go check on her, they went to open her apartment door, they couldn't open it. So they had to like forcefully open it up. And she was dead on the floor. She had been murdered pretty viciously. is you know And come to find out that there were passageways between the apartments and that there was literally somebody behind her bathroom here that she could hear and they came in and killed her. So that movie is, is kind of loosely based on that, on that, on that, on that crime. So I'm a true crime serial killer junkie. So the real story, the real stories that horror movies are based off of, I think to me are more scary than the actual fictional horror stories themselves, because I think it, because it did happen.
01:45:46
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you know, so Hellraiser used to give me nightmares as well, but my age was single digits. Yeah.
01:45:56
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Uh, so where's your, uh, Hellraiser was another great one, man. What'd you think of the remake? I know, I know this isn't movie time. We're doing what the fuck reason. You still got a penis story, don't you? But oh yeah i got a couple would you remake? I haven't watched it yet because all right.
01:46:15
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and know I don't want to catch grief for this, but it is what it is. You don't have to remake a movie and put a woman into a fucking lead. No. So. Because they made pinhead a woman and there's one on prime or something. But see, that's the thing. Even in the original ones, pinhead wasn't a man or a woman. They're, they're, they're, yeah, they're Cinnabites. They have no gender. They're genderless. That's the whole Cinnabites. Whole is genderless. Anyway, that's a whole nother topic for a whole nother.
01:46:43
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I don't know. I haven't watched it yet. I'm still debating it. I'm still debating it because I love the Hellraiser series. I thought it was great. I thought it was a mind fuck. And yeah, I was a kid when I was i grew up on horror movies. That might be why a little off upstairs. And I love like true crime and serial killers and all that. But um it's um I haven't saved. It's on my watch list. So I do want to watch it. I'm just hesitant because I don't i'm like I don't know. It's one of those things. It's like, I think you're letting, I think you're letting the, I think you're letting the social zeitgeist corrupt your, your biases there. You know what I mean? Fucking words that confuse me. Now I'm angry and scared. Now I'm going to call, now I'm going to call you a liberal, uh, stuff like, go back to your safe spot. I'm definitely not a liberal. I'm not far left from a liberal. We all know this.
01:47:38
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No, like um I don't think it's sad. I think it's more because, you know, growing up and watching horror movies, you know, the the bad guys were always like these big and posing like Jason, you know what I mean? Like, you know, Jason Voorhees was always this big mountain of a of a monster. You know, if they did a Jason remake and it's like a chick who, you know, five foot nothing. And it was like, that's really not all that terrifying. You know, go feel like I just be like, yeah, okay. I guess I'm just going to pick you up and body slam you and hit you with the macho man elbow. And you know but I can, I, I get where you're coming from when it comes. It's now if they put my girl, if they put my girl in there, Gina Carano has pinned head. That would be terrifying. Cause she's not a fan. hairs but Anyway, god we're going down this freaking radical and we're getting about the real important stories like penises.
01:48:38
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penises and connors your head we would you had to have a Would you have to have a movie night on
Humorous Injury Stories
01:48:44
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here one night? Maybe we'll do a what the fuck movie night where we can talk movies and their remakes because there's some movie remakes that will really make you go, what the fuck?
01:48:52
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So I was thinking of something. I was thinking about doing something like that. What's up, Arliss? There's those fanfictions. That's what I was thinking. There's these fanfiction movies. There's some good ones and there's some really shitty ones out there too. I've been thinking about maybe playing like they're, they're, they go anywhere from like five minutes to like a whole hour, but doing like some of the shorter ones and kind of doing like a critique or roast or some shit like that.
01:49:21
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there's There's some really good fan-made movies out there. But no, that'd be cool. James Luca, and I've had several other people tell me he was getting on me yesterday. and He was like, dude, you should do reaction videos to like music. I was yeah, you're not the first person who just told me that.
01:49:40
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We were talking a little bit this morning. He was like, seriously, you should do it. And I was like, you know, I could do that with it, especially with the amount of artists that I've interviewed and just react to their new shit. But then also what happens if I like the person and they drop something really shitty and it's just like. You know, react to react react to musicians of genres you don't typically listen to. Or that's because I basically listen to everything. Fair enough.
01:50:10
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No, yeah, no, I think most of the artists I've interviewed, they would appreciate honesty and to be 100% real with you. I don't think they would get upset. I think they would appreciate honesty. What about I? Yeah, no, I just got to find time. But now that the kids are in school, I might have time. Anyways, that's a discussion for another. We'll talk about this on Saturday. This is a Saturday conversation. I know. Such a great episode. So many ideas. i That won't forget my Saturday. no That's your guys's job in the chatters box. Don't let us forget on Saturday. We can come back to the movie talk. We can come back because that's what Saturday is. We can come back to the reaction talk and all that stuff. That's your guys's job in the chatters box. You got homework this week. Um, no, we gotta get ready and to wrap this bad boy up. Let's go ahead. and I got a couple, uh, you know, we've been doing, uh, from, uh, from Buzzfeed 17 penis horror stories guaranteed to make you laugh. Um,
01:51:03
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Oh, where are we at here? I know I had one. Ah, there we go.
01:51:12
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ah but one went Some nights my dogs just want so much attention. Yeah. right up Excuse me. Sorry, I had to take off the headphones. What did I miss?
01:51:32
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No, you're good. You're good. You're good. I was just saying, um, yeah, we're doing, uh, from the, from Buzzfeed, the, um, 17 penis horror stories guaranteed to make you laugh. And it's kind of looking over this one. It's kind of a long one. So maybe this, I'll just do one tonight. Uh, whatever the heck this is, is what it says. Um,
01:51:56
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Collins pounds pretty wrote in. The things felt a little wetter than usual when my boyfriend and I were fooling around. But I assumed we were just extra horny. He looked down and asked if I was on my period. I wasn't. But when he pulled out, there was blood everywhere. We noticed the blood was coming from his penis. We grabbed a towel and put pressure on it to stop the bleeding. It stopped. And we realized his frenulum had snapped. I guess that's that little thing right under your your helmet, I'm assuming.
01:52:32
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but So we went to the hospital while we were in the waiting room. I felt a rush of liquid come out of my vagina. Since we hadn't immediately stopped having sex, he basically filled me with blood. I was, of course, wearing a white skirt. Oh, that's that's like I got nothing but sympathy and empathy for that for for an issue like that. like Oh, fuck.
01:53:00
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It's that.
01:53:05
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Yeah. Like I guess that, that I think that's what that is. I don't know. I, I would assume because that would be the only, I mean, I'm no, I mean, I have one and I've had one for 43 years, but I'm not an expert on opinion. That one's bad. Yeah. That's definitely a bad name. sure That is a bad bad day.
01:53:26
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Oh my god. That's what I said. I'm going to get this one and then we'll play music and get the **** out of here.
01:53:35
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Does it have anything to do with poop? I worked in poop tonight so you can work in the penis. I'm working. Apparently, I'm working in penis and blood tonight. Uh the pesky tampon. Uh Lauren writes in and says, I was, I was really horny. So I drove 45 minutes to my ex's house to have sex. The next morning I realized I never took my tampon out. I proceeded to stick my fingers as far up as possible, but his penis was so big that it pushed it too far up. After 30 minutes, I gave up and called the guy asking for a favor. I went to his work, locked the door, pulled out some medical gloves and a towel, spread my legs out of his desk so he could pull the tampon out.
01:54:20
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He fished around for about 15 minutes and then finally got it out. Why don't you go to the doctor? They have doctors that specialize in that area. That's what I'm saying. Why don't you go to the doctor? They got the proper tools. Like there's a tool for the job and your friend's not probably going to have it unless he's a mechanic and it's in Jeff's garage and he's got you yeah i yeah I was going to say, you show up at my work. but I got an extra long you know there's long needle nose pliers with the curve in them. I would just think you'd go to the doctor.
01:55:04
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oh yeah like Yeah. Just, just, just, uh, yeah. Go to your OB GYN. I don't know. Go to the hospital, go to a fucking professional lady. Shout outs at homeboy. shot Apparently she was dating the French pole vaulter. Oh, did you, Oh, did you guys hear that he got, okay.
01:55:26
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I forgot what we talked about the Olympics, the French pole vulture. It was like last week. but saturday It was Saturday. saturday night So everybody knows about the French pole pole vulture that got disqualified because his junk joe and all that. Yeah. He got approached with a porn contract. I didn't hear about that. I was going to have shit I meant to bring out of that. I could good call could say I meant to bring that up today. Yeah, I did hear about that. Like, of course you did. You know, why not?
01:55:56
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um me take Oh man pole position would be the name of the fucking movie Yes common sense We met our mandatory penis requirement for the night. It's only two penises or, or, or the required mandatory amount of penises and what I used to. So see, I was right about the DP earlier. Yeah. Yeah. I mean, you know, and I get at least, at least one out there every Wednesday night. Maybe sometimes I, you know, if they're shorter stories, actually I can give you a third one. I'll give you a third one. Cause this is real short.
01:56:51
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And it's a penis story. It's short. The dismembered member. good That's why it's short. Yes. Jake Wright said he says, I had to drive my college roommate to the hospital after he broke his penis in the shower. He was with his girlfriend in the shower, and apparently he thrusted too hard. Sounds like a painful experience for both of them, unless he can completely missed and hit the wall. They don't really dive into details. but I know it's like, did he thrust and slip and lose his footing and like, yeah, you know, peg the wall instead or like, God forbid outside out, he fell out of the bathtub under the foot. You know, what i there's just a lot of, uh, there's a lot of, uh, uh, interpretation left there. At the end of the day, it was a broken penis and that's all we need. that's True. True.
01:57:50
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we hope to I hope God I never had to experience that. How do you fix a broken penis? Do you put a cast on it?
01:58:04
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it you could you imagine being in the emergency room and then put one of those hard casts like when you break your arm or leg and then also could you go around and have all your would that be gay? I'm thinking about you're out on a camping trip and you have nothing but like a split like maybe from a **** and shoelaces.
01:58:31
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caveman yeah We're going to have to make this work until we can get back to civilization. I'm just saying, how do you fix a broken penis at the end of the day? ah Do you just, I mean, again, if you do get a hard cast, is it gay if you go around and let your buddies? Well, there's no actual bone. So I'm assuming you just like, I think it's like a torn muscle. yeah I don't know yeah ah so stuff down there, isn't it? Yeah, yeah. Like I said, i have I've had one for 43 years. It don't make me an expert on it. know.
01:59:04
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I know. I know what I know what I what I I know what to do. He's an expert on his. co I know what to do for pleasure and I know what to do. well I know what not to do because it causes pain but outside of that, I don't really know anything else. but This was never covered in self aid, buddy care and Air Force. What the **** I've been first aid certified for many years. I've never had to go through the broken penis course. You're choking on a fucking chicken bone. I can give you the Heimlich, but man, if you break your dick, you're on your own. You're on your own. You're on your own, buddy. You know, I just remembered I have a shit call meeting I have to get to. I can't help you there. I got anything else to do but this. Yeah. I gotta to go eat. So I gotta to go eat father's shit. Sorry. Can't help you. Sprinkled with dead skin cells.
02:00:01
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How do you get to dead cells? Do you get like well you remember those petty eggs that they used to have for your feet? You'd scrape the calluses and stuff and it would all collect in like this little egg so you could dump it out so you didn't have like dead skin all over your floor. You know what I'm talking about? Yeah, um I think Ed Gein used that as as as human flour and would bake cakes with it. I don't think Ed Gein was a cannibal, was he?
02:00:28
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I don't know. I'm just trying to make this as gross as possible at the moment because it seems like it's just going in that direction. Does that make you a cannibal if you only eat dead skin cells? I mean, technically, yeah. Yeah, I mean, I guess, I guess, I guess if you ate human hair, you could technically a cannibal cannibal too. I mean, it's human human parts. What do
Cannibalism Discussion
02:00:54
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you think? Like a bunch of hair and put it into a pasta dish and put spaghetti on it. and Like spaghetti sauce. Shit. Yeah. out and Well, Jeff's the Jeff's the spaghetti expert wise kid when he comes back. Bean sprouts, man. No, I'm just I'm just um wow. This has been a very this episode should be required to have a puke bucket when you watch it yeah or listen to it.
02:01:25
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We're gonna, we're gonna get our first hate mail ever. It's gonna, can we not let Blazik click new shows together anymore when they're unsupervised? Dear non-sensical network, what the fuck news? As I was driving down the road the other day, I was listening to podcasts and I was so, so aff offended and taken aback about what you said about poop and skin cells. And I actually rear ended the person in front of me and caused the whole pile up anyway.
02:01:55
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lawsuit. Yeah lawsuit.
Episode Chaos & Future Plans
02:01:57
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We demand that Click and Blaze are no longer left unsupervised. No, no. After the lawsuit, we have to have a warning sign put on us.
02:02:12
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something that comes up, comes on before every show. It does like a whole warning, a whole warning monologue before every show started. A whole PSA. All right, kids. Remember, you don't smoke cigarettes while you're filling up your gas or while you're selling from U-Haul and you don't, you don't listen to what the fuck news while you drive. Okay. We're all good. Do not eat shit, it's shit cream cones.
02:02:40
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What is going on tonight? I think it's aside time we shut the door on this one and get the flock out of here. I think so. You know what today's, sp you all right, all right, audience. Today's show is boughted brought to you by the word scatology. There we go. Scatology. Yes. Apparently we might not have a meteorologist yet, but we have a scatologist on our show. Ooh.
02:03:10
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adventure That's a weird that's a weird job title. What do you do? thatology is story What is that? maybe Maybe that's your new job on Wednesday nights. You have to bring us one shit story a week I'm just I just like pop in for like two minutes right now. It's got ology article like piece. I'm a flush me out and as I leave just like is it the flesh style Okay, we've gone off the rails tonight. sh very let's love let's but it's a let's Let's play some music and then get our our final thoughts and get the flock out of here. Hold on. I gotcha. So, again, apologies to to everybody who tuned in last night and and and and to James. I know he was having some some internet issues on his end. No worries. It happens. ah We're going to have James back on Glick's House of Music on September 10th. We'll get that interview done. We'll we'll knock that out and it'll it'll be a good show. It'll be worth the wait because
02:04:19
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we might have some surprises and some announcements to make when he comes
Podcast Network Promotion & Outro
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back. So woo everything happens for a reason, you know, but we'll, we'll make that interview happen. But in the meantime, you know, I'm going to get him into the rotation on the shows and I've got his newest song, James Luecker with black doubt. Check him out on all the socials and whatnot at James Luecker music. cause Show him some love and let him know we sent you. We'll be right back.
02:07:54
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I just crash and burn.
02:07:59
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Yeah, dude. Hell yeah. Oh, James Luecker. Blacked out. That's his newest song. Go show him some love, y'all. I love that line and that song. Some say I'm Johnny Cash. I can flip a switch when I get pissed off, but I fucking love that line and I don't know why. I just really do. that's ah That's a hell of a song.
02:08:24
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That's a fucking song right there. Oh man. We appreciate y'all being here. We appreciate y'all listening and replay viewers. Thanks for checking it out. Hopefully you enjoyed this, uh, this train wreck of a show, if you will. Not really a train wreck. yeah It was a good show. It was just, uh, all the more proof. Why well, he's an, I should not be unsupervised. unless yeah own devices Yes.
02:08:54
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Hey boys, I got an idea. Hey, I'm in. Say no more, Glick. But we do appreciate y'all listening. Shout out to the chatters box. You guys were awesome as usual. You guys in there doing your thing. We appreciate you being here. If you're not already, go ahead and go give us a follow, give us a like, give us a share. We are on all the socials, Facebook, Instagram, X and Tikki Taki. Shows are live Monday through Sunday, on YouTube, Twitch and Facebook. I gotta to step out a moment, I'm sorry.
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Oh, you're good. Uh, you can, uh, follow us on all the social or join us live and, uh, interact with the show in the chatters box. We obviously keep you guys engaged in the show and all that fun stuff. Um, and then you can also listen to us anytime, any place, wherever you listen to podcasts at all at the nonsense school network, or simply go to bio dot link slash nonsense school network.
02:09:51
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Uh, real quick rundown of the shows. Monday night is men caring for men. It's a men's mental health podcast. And, uh, yeah, we get together and discuss things that are going on with the walls around men's mental health. Sometimes we have guests pop up. We just started doing a thing. It's an open panel on Monday nights. We dropped the link in there and, uh, invite any man who wants to come in and, uh, take part of the conversation and, or get some shit off of the chest, if you'd like.
02:10:20
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and give you that opportunity on Monday nights. Tuesdays is Glick's house of music. It's my shelf. Hanging out with musicians, local up and coming artists.
02:10:32
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yeah Putting the spotlight on them, giving them a there little time to shine and introducing you guys to these brand new artists that are that are doing their thing. but I have this week, I have an artist coming up this coming Tuesday. Let's see what I got going on. All right. Sorry about that. There's a reason why I have a calendar because I didn't keep track of my guests. I have actually this Tuesday night is kind of a big deal. How's it going hands? Appreciate you. Uh, this Tuesday night is actually kind of a big deal because
02:11:09
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It is the lead up to the Labor Day weekend shows with the Southern Outlaws Band, which Saturday night. um I will be there with Arliss and the guys, the Southern Outlaw Band, Outlaws Band, and Joshua Lee Nelson will be their their opening act.
02:11:29
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And then I will be on the mic on stage doing God knows what thinking you know doing some MC and and whatnot but we're doing a show this Tuesday night with Arliss and maybe one a couple couple of the other guys from the band as well and Potentially Joshua Lee Nelson will be coming on with us as well so we'll be talking about the event talking about what's going on shouting out some of the sponsors and and everything like that, but it is a show for the disabled veterans, uh, charity events. So, uh, definitely, uh, honored to be a part of that and, and with two kick ass, uh, music acts as well. So come out and have a good time. It'll be good food, good drinks, and good fucking music. What more can you ask for? Um, Wednesday nights is what the fuck news is here show right here, where if it's in the news and it makes us say what the fuck, we're going to talk about it and hopefully it'll make you say what the fuck as well.
02:12:22
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Thursday nights is the guy back here. He's behind me dancing or I'll be at all impatiently, uh, Cassius corner. It's me and cash or cash and myself. Cause it's his show. He's, as he likes to remind me, it's wrestling talk. We're going to be talking, whatever wrestling, just get together, father, son, duo, degeneration, Glick, if you will, and doing some wrestling talk Friday nights is whose argument is it anyways with blaze.
02:12:49
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This Friday night, he's going to have himself a little panel put together. We're going to be talking Deadpool. There will be spoilers just so you know, in advance, there will be spoilers. So if you haven't seen the movie yet, I recommend you go out and watch it as quick as you possibly can or whatever, or just deal with the spoilers. Uh, and then Saturday nights is not one nonsense. It's the foundation. that cornerstone ah of the network. Um, it is unhinged, unapologetic, complete and total anarchy. We dropped the link in the chatters box. We call it the open door challenge. Basically we challenge you guys to hit that link and come up on and hang out with us. All we ask is that you turn the camera on and please put your fucking peckers. Yes. I have to ask that because we've unfortunately seen too many peckers.
02:13:39
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And then we wind the week down on Sundays with Jeff's garage with Jeff and Benji. And, uh, they're talking about cars and shit. If it fits in the garage and it's got a motor, they're going to talk about it that is our, that is our week full of shows as of right now, hopefully down the road, we'll add more shows and then I'm going to have to do a, I'm going to have to do a free recorded.
02:13:57
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videos so that I can rattle off all the show. But that's all at the nonsensical network or bio dot link slash nonsensical network just kind of follow. Give us like this to share with you some time. What should I do? cash Please tell me. all up for the was shout And like, just go to, go to each chocolate. Oh, okay oh it just make one big show. That's, that's all the shows combined. That'd be like a 14 hour show. but Oh man. Break out the caffeine pills for that. Yeah. I would say podcasting advice for my 11 year old.
02:14:48
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and now daniel something He knows a little something about business, apparently. There he is. He got a little bit of an ego on him. I don't know where he gets that from. Anywho, please, is there anything, any final thoughts or anything you want to leave the people with before we leave? Yeah, when it's break time, actually go use the bathroom. Don't sit here and room on the phone. Yeah, that's a good solid fucking advice right there.
02:15:16
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ah I ignored it. I ignored it. That's why I had a I had a run of the run away real quick And then I get back and then the internet dropped on me on weird yeah i' seen that book policea fuck you i out but command your worship ah Other than that, no, I don't have anything. Well, ladies and gentlemen That's the news of fuckery or what the fuck or whatever as we see it and
02:15:46
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And remember, some guy calls himself father and offers you an ice cream cone with white sprinkles on it. It says it's chocolate with white sprinkles. Just know it's shit in human skin.
02:16:01
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yeah Also, keep your thrust game to a minimum because you don't want no more broken