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Unnecessary Roughness: NFL Week 16
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Introduction and Social Media Shoutout
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NFL GameDay and Blonde Woman Speculation
00:01:57
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Who's the blonde on NFL game day? The blonde chick. Oh, my God, son.
00:02:04
Speaker
Oh, what is good she looks? Isn't it? Is it Colleen? This is one of the girls. I think it is calling. It's not Cynthia. Bro, she looks extra. Oh, my God today. I think it might be a little color, but holy hell. Yeah, she's got a little Christmas to get up on. Speaking of Christmas, Peyton got an early Christmas present yesterday. must speak She found out she was adopted and she got to meet her real dad. Nice.
Peyton's Early Christmas Gift
00:02:29
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That's cool. It's a 46 ounce fucking cup, dude.
00:02:33
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Hell, yeah, man. I mean, tick. Hell, yeah, bro. It's go big or go home, man. Go big or go home with hot chocolate. glick That's fortunately. Yeah. Shut your mouth. I can't yell. Is that wider? I mean, asshole deep in Fortnite right now. Nice. Nice. Are the kids are are the kids playing real quick? Are the kids playing the new Marvel Rivals game?
00:03:02
Speaker
No, they're not playing the new Marvel Rivals game. But we were talking about it yesterday, why it's a lot of people from Connor going to that because God's getting such shit on back to love so ah cash is played. I saw cash was playing it. Not like, well, still, I saw someone on Blick, Blick's account playing it together. Yeah. Cash is loving it. He started playing it. He wanted to download it on his Xbox.
00:03:28
Speaker
um It's just a bunch of and then there's playing like search and destroy or something. So it's only available. It's not available on the Xbox one. It's only available on the on the X series or whatever. Which Xbox do you have one? You can't get it. Yeah, I know. So yeah, he he asked me last week when he was here. Can I download?
00:03:48
Speaker
Marvel on your Xbox. I was like, yeah, go ahead, dude. he's like it He was loving it. I got on there for a minute yesterday and I was like, this is confusing as shit. I'm going back to Call of Duty. I'm too dumb for this game. I'm too dumb for this game. a but anyho Welcome to
College Playoff Praise and Analysis
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unnecessary roughness. Y'all it is week 16 in the NFL.
00:04:09
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ah But before we get to the NFL, as always, it's like a little college football because the playoffs started this weekend. something in help The first ever 12 team college playoff system started this week. We had a couple games in round one. i Clemson back to the land of a relevancy. They suck. They looked up against Texas yesterday. ah and So Texas moves on.
00:04:36
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ah india Sorry about your SMU boys, bro. Yeah, I was going to get there. But hey, you know what? That's OK. That's OK. You know, Indiana and Notre Dame, ah Notre Dame won that game. Indiana did not look good. Notre Dame dominated that game. They didn't win. They dominated it. What up? Well, Indiana did not look good in that game at all. we were I was watching it Friday night. And and they did not look good.
00:05:07
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Um, and then Penn State, uh, talking about domination. Um, Jess did whatever they wanted to SMU, uh, yesterday, but let me just say that. Let me say it right. It's a new baby. I'm not mad. figures I figured they would be around one knockout at SMU would be, uh,
00:05:32
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But they made it, man. And I called it at the beginning of the season. I said, watch out for this, guys. These are my Cinderella guys. Everybody thought I was crazy. Rick and I talked shit about their week conference, and then we realized they were in the ACC. Yeah. But ah but you know it is what it is.
00:05:50
Speaker
They made it big ups to them, a little ah little school nobody ever heard of before, and and they were there this year. And then ah the team that forgot to show up at the end of November finally realized they had a football game last night. ah Did they ever? hey and and they A buddy of mine got two words that I've never uttered in my life. He got me to say it last night.
00:06:14
Speaker
You said go buckeyes, didn't you? I said go bucks. Damn. I thought you got lost in. It's fucking new. Everybody and their brother is. i go Oh, yeah. Well, everybody's. She's not wrong. Everybody and their brother is out finishing up the last. of yeah a He said, bye. She said, oh, but not yeah so look, look good last night, man. They look like the team that played Oregon earlier in the season.
00:06:44
Speaker
That's what they looked like. They looked like the team that dominated every game up until the Michigan game. They really did. What yesterday proved to me is the expansion of the playoff teams is great.
00:07:02
Speaker
yeah There needs to be there needs to be significantly more thought process in strength of schedule for teams that are going into the playoffs because like no offense to SMU, they didn't have a dominant win over a top school, major top school all season long. No. And they, um,
00:07:31
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And they, and they lost to Clemson and the ACC champion. Yeah. And the same thing with Clemson. Clemson did not have a dominant win over a top school all season in long. They really, more, more emphasis needs to be put on the strength of schedule versus the record. Well, because you know it like army, look at army, look at their record this year. yeah Army's record looks great.
00:07:59
Speaker
But their strength of schedule is ass. Well, and and and I think college football eventually is is, and I say this eventually, okay because I think they're going to get away with, with they're going to get away from the whole strength, the strength of schedule. And it's going to be based off of just like the NFL.
00:08:24
Speaker
youre You're winning your conference. and and And I don't think we're too far away. I say we're five years away from having four, maybe five super conferences, the big 10, the SEC, the ACC. um We already have the power of five. We've already had. it Yeah, but I'm just saying like.
00:08:43
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you know, they need to do 10, whatever. They're going to swallow all these schools up and we're going to have just five super conferences. It's going to be like af the NFC. It's going to be like your divisions. Yeah, exactly. But but what they need to do is they need to play outside of their conference. SEC schools need to play more big 10, more AC, more. So that way you can find out who really has the the the team to be.
00:09:13
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And I think like I said, I think is they as they because you know this is the first year they've done the 12 team. They introduced the 14 playoff, you know what? 5-6 years ago so they now they now they upped up to 12 team. I think before it's all said and done, I like the 12 team structure. I hope they don't expand that. If they do, maybe 16 teams that we're talking about. I think that would be cool.
00:09:41
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But, you know, this is their first year. They're going to, they're going to tweak it and kind of fine tune it.
Rivalries and Super Bowl Desires
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And i so I said, over the next five years, probably if, you know, maybe a little longer, well we're going to start to see that strength of schedule kind of go out the window. You're going to start to see more of, uh, as they're playing everybody, it won't be so much strength as it'll be. They're playing everybody because you have a school from the ACC. Okay. Here's an example SMU.
00:10:08
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SMU played very few games outside of their conference because they make these schools play inside their conference to get to their conference championships. Right. So SMU played not very many games outside of their conference. And if you look at at the ACC overall, compared to the big 10 and the SEC, it's apples to oranges and conference strength. The ACC had what? Three teams. They have three teams that are widely known for being stronger schools.
00:10:38
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Yeah. Or at least to Miami and, and, and Clemson outside of that, most of us can't name most of the other teams in the ACC conference, but we can name all the teams in the SEC, all the teams in the big 10 because those are your two powerhouse conferences ultimately. So I think they need to much like the divisions.
00:11:04
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They need to make him play outside of their conference more to really see what schools are the best of the best. Yeah, well, yeah in in and you know, all the colleges do it. When they do play outside of their conference, I mean, we joke around about it constantly. they play a powder plums good Yeah, they play Saint Mary School of the Blind, you know, ye yeah school of paraplegic and then they all do it. You know all the big schools do it. That's just chaning wins that's all it is. Yeah.
00:11:32
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Yeah, that's the yeah or getting embarrassed and losing to a team you have no business losing to like yeah but the first one. The first one that comes to mind is the Vandy game this year. Yeah, and the second one is the year upstate upset Michigan. Mhm.
00:11:47
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state had no business win in that game. They got lucky any given Saturday. They had a really good game and Michigan just wasn't on the ball. You know, this year for Ohio State versus Michigan, Michigan had no business winning that game. Ohio State dominated every other game this season. And then they just, Oh, well, this is just a pushover game and they forgot to show up. yeah You don't let Michigan capitalize on every mistake. So yeah, I think a lot of that has to do with the fact that I i really truly believe that Michigan lives rent free and Ryan Day's head. I can agree with that and that gave him up in his head. Yeah, he he can't shake it. Yeah, you know, did you see what they said? The percentage of Tennessee fans was last night in the horseshoe last I heard that I heard on. I think Pat was talking about it ah earlier this week.
00:12:42
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Um, that like 52% of the tickets sold 43% of fans last night were wearing orange for Tennessee 43. They said it was the biggest opposing team fan base they've ever seen in the horseshoe. Oh, I believe it. I believe it.
00:12:59
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um I know I have, I have several buddies that are Tennessee fans and they were there buddy of mine. Uh, he, he was at the game last night. He's a Buckeye fan. He's the one that i that got me to say go bucks last night. ah We were talking, um, after the game, I had, uh, cause he was posted videos and stuff. And, uh, I was like, where was this team at a couple of weeks ago, bro? And he was like, I know. so Yeah. But, uh,
00:13:28
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But yeah he was like, I got to hear it. And I was like, all right, I'll give it to you. Go bucks. Good game, man. He was like, yeah, yeah, that's what I thought. Well, so the college, I like, I love the 12 team. I think 16 is going to be good. I really do. I think 16 is going to be good. Um, or 14, two teams get in on a wildcard bid. Kind of a deal. Like, uh, I, um,
00:13:56
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Well, yeah, I think that's it. Yeah. And then those two teams have to play each other to get in. Yeah. Uh, uh, they do that in basketball and see double A. They have the, they have those couple of teams that are like on the brand when they play each other. Yeah. Yeah. ah yeah we do in problem you Look at your wildcard games. Yeah. They're technically playoff games, but they're not because these teams aren't in the playoffs yet. This is for their shock to play a playoff team.
00:14:30
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100%, but I'm digging it. I was excited for the playoffs. You know, regardless of, you know, everybody knows I'm a Michigan fan, regardless of them being in the playoffs or not. I was excited for it this season. I was excited for college football to finally have it. Um, I didn't, I've never agreed with the committee voting by nonpiring committee.
NFL Game Discussions and Predictions
00:14:50
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yeah why i mean ever Find a better way to do this.
00:14:53
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Yeah, I never liked the BCS committee thing. I didn't like the 14 playoff. It was like they were almost just kind of taunting us with the playoff system by having four teams. i Definitely. I'm excited for this. I think this is going to make college football. ah that I mean, college football is exciting enough as it is. I mean, people love college football. There's no shortage of fans when it comes to college football. This is just going to make it that much more exciting and that much you know fun more fun to watch.
00:15:23
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Um, so, you know, moving forward into the quarter finals, uh, next week we'll have, um, Texas versus Arizona state that i'm I'm afraid. I'm like, I'm afraid that game is going to be like the Penn state game or the Notre Dame game. Well, as I really am, yeah like an absolute beat down. Oh, dude. I think Arizona state is going to get absolutely spanked. Oh yeah. you know curb That's going to further the no need for the committee conversation. Yeah. Arizona state made it in because they won the big 10. Uh, not on anything else. I mean, the big 12, the big 12. Yeah. 12. They got a first round by. Yeah. Because they were a conference champion. Your four conference champions. Uh, well, no, that's not true because Texas, Georgia, Georgia, Georgia georgia did get the first round by working out the first round by.
00:16:24
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in Arizona. Um, so yeah, those are all your in Boise state. Those are your conference champions. I have this terrible feeling, terrible, terrible feeling with that Boise state and Arizona state are going to get absolutely spanked next week. I would say, you know, out of those two teams, I would say any, the the one that's going to have the best chance, but They're not going to win. I don't think it's going to be Boise state, but yeah, Texas and Penn State are absolutely, absolutely going to smack the shit out of Boise and Arizona. yeah Yeah. You know, and then, and then, and then, you know, we're going to have,
00:17:10
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If Penn State wins and Texas wins and and you know, I think Georgia will probably handle Notre Dame. I'll be shocked if Notre Dame they have in the past. Notre Dame hasn't hasn't had a good record against the SEC. But if that happens in the semifinals will have an SEC Big 10 showdown.
00:17:31
Speaker
because it'll be Texas versus Ohio. or Well, it'll be Texas versus Oregon. And we'll just be the semifinals. That'll be the finals, too. Yeah. Because you're going to have two SECs and two big 10s. So at the end of it, you're going to have an SEC versus a big 10 championship again.
00:17:48
Speaker
Yeah, but shout out to the big 10 because we've got three teams still. That makes me super nervous because the big 10 does not have a good record against the SEC. Our overall record against the SEC in championship games is not good. Yeah, what is? um By the way, I love the fact that we both have our team Santa hats on. Santa hats for teams.
00:18:15
Speaker
I thought it was fantastic. This is this is actually Cass's hat. And I had to break it out last night. This is why. But it yeah you probably put it on. It's pretty small on my fucking ass head. Yeah. I had to stretch this one out a little bit last night. I'm sure it'll get a little. It's on top of the Christmas tree last year, I think, instead of a star. Hell, yeah. Because we didn't we did a Bill's themed Christmas tree last year. Yeah.
00:18:42
Speaker
I uh I had to I had to break it out because uh um check this out man uh I gotta I gotta shout Mickey out uh she made me a hoodie there you go very nice and then on the uh on the back of it there you go uh so shout out to Mickey uh beauty and the beard creative corner on Facebook and Instagram. Get your water clean. Yeah, man. Gotta shout it out, man. You gotta, you gotta, gotta, gotta support your peoples. But I love the hoodie. I had that on last night. I was gonna wear a Christmas shirt. So I was like, well, we're doing a Christmas show. I gotta to have something Christmas-y on. Jeff had fucking ah the ball ornaments in his ears. He had put them in his piercing. He looked like a jacket. Does any of this surprise you?
00:19:40
Speaker
No, not really. Thank you. Um, it's Jeff. Let me, let's be honest. That's a big fact. Um, but, uh, yeah, so yeah, next week we'll have, uh, uh, God damn it. We'll have, uh, Texas versus Arizona state, Ohio state versus Oregon, Penn state versus Boise and Notre Dame versus Georgia. What's that next week?
00:20:08
Speaker
Is that next weekend? Yeah, it is next week. No, I thought it was New Year's Day. New Year's Eve and New Year's Day. Yeah, because the championship's the 20th. Penn State plays on New Year's Eve. And then the other three games are on New Year's Day. What are you doing? Oh, man. Oh, man. Oh, man. Yeah, because we got all the other board games on New Year's Eve.
00:20:35
Speaker
Michigan plays Alabama on New Year's Eve. That'll be a **** **** show if I've ever seen one. It'd be nice if you guys could pull off that dub. I mean, it would be nice. Alabama's already talking **** about this is our revenge season. blah bla blah blah blah blah I'm like,
00:20:53
Speaker
what I guess congratulations i am on a revenge. You know, I, it sucks to be you guys that you have to play Michigan in the reliable because you're Alabama and you should be in the playoffs. Okay. In Alabama's defense. to Nope. I don't even have one because you guys lost your head coach too.
00:21:17
Speaker
No, I don't have a defense because you guys lost your head coach just like they lost their head coach. Yeah, we lost. our coach but and And we had 23 players go to the NFL. So at the end of the day, fuck Alabama. Lions and Bills predicted the Super Bowl real or cat. It's real. That's that's i i legit. That is the Super Bowl that America wants. Is that the one they'll get?
00:21:42
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That's upper discussion, but that is the one that America wants and America needs. The Lions and the Bills that game they played last week. Yeah. Yeah. Amazing game. Great game. Josh Allen playing records this season.
00:22:01
Speaker
just five seven now so there's that as you where but i was jeice with you i I don't even know what i I was on a rant last night. and I'm like fucking Jeff over here. I have seven and he was like, I'm five seven. oh You gave him four inches. yeah Jesus. they just Let's go Longhorns. Hell yeah, Brian. What's going on, Brian? I agree. Bills versus Brian. I think, uh, bills versus lions. I think, I think we all kind of agree on that. We would all love to see it. Um,
00:22:32
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whether or not we're going to get that. That's yet to be determined. That is that is absolutely what I think America deserves for a Super Bowl. um And what's weirder is it would be played on neutral ground. It would be played in New Orleans. So I really, really, really, and I'm going to stand by this. If you're going to be a football fan,
00:22:57
Speaker
You need to not just be a fair weather fan. I think the Super Bowl should 1000% be allowed to be played in outdoor stadiums. e I think Buffalo's new stadium should be able to host a Super Bowl. Will they ever let it happen? No, because look when the Super Bowl is.
00:23:19
Speaker
there's no way they're going to let everybody travel to Buffalo and fucking sitting that kind of weather for the Super Bowl. No, no. Yeah. Not but your team's got to play in all that different weather. Why can't your fans have to sit in all that different weather? Cause man, they care about the fans. All right, bro. Yeah. They care about the money. Yeah.
00:23:42
Speaker
But like you' got bubble of they just put copious billions of dollars into a brand new state of the art stadium with no roof on it. Yeah. And they'll never get to host a Super Bowl. And and that's actually really shitty.
00:24:02
Speaker
Who wins in the Super Bowl if it's Lions versus Bills? I think Buffalo beats the Lions again, but I think it's another shootout game like it was this past weekend.
00:24:14
Speaker
Yeah, I. I don't even know where to call that one. the lon are and World there in a but there they got. It was a good game score wise. It was not a good game for Detroit. No, Detroit's got a lot of injuries man. They lost my memory for the rest of the season. Yeah, Montgomery's out with an MCL.
00:24:35
Speaker
Um, yeah, they got, they lost, they got, they got pretty fucking hurt at that game. So, well, I mean, nobody's fault. No, it's not like there was malicious play or anything like that. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. But it was, I mean, it was just football injuries, yeah but it's still like, I think Detroit, I think they saw their season take a really, really big hit last weekend losing. in my memory yeah Fortunately, they still have Gibbs. Um,
00:25:05
Speaker
Yeah, but Montgomery is definitely more yards. He's a little weapon, more utilized weapon. I was curious to see this guy. I like his name. ah You don't see many Samoan running backs. Sione Vaki. Did they activate him up from practice or something? Yeah, he's a rookie. They they they drafted him. And the fourth round this year.
00:25:34
Speaker
that's a good So yeah, he's he's he's up to running back while he's listed as running back three, but he's gonna be running back to. Behind Gibbs. Obviously they have no choice in that matter. good Yeah. um Yeah, the rain drunk and money the refs and Goodell will take care of the Chiefs, that's for sure. But speaking of ah last week's games.
00:26:03
Speaker
We made our picks. And and this week is going to be another crazy week because we've got six games between Wednesday and Saturday next week. So we're going to be making those picks this week. ah But second surprisingly, in a shocking turn of events, Cam took the big L this week. He was 10 and six. Not bad. And he was and he was 0 and 1 with his lone wolves. You and I tied at 14 and four. Um, I was 14 and four. What? Yeah. 14 and four. What? I was 2 and 0. Where did Jeff go? Jeff was just in here. You can bring yourself up, Jeff.
00:26:48
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yeah Like, like you, you can, you can bring yourself up onto the screen there, Jeffrey. Maybe that wasn't Jeff. Maybe it was a fake joke. But, um,
00:27:00
Speaker
I went two and all on my lone wolf picks and you went one and one on your lone wolf picks. You went lone wolf again with the Steelers last night and you lone wolf surprisingly in a shocking turn of events. You lone wolfed the Bills last week. Nobody else was on the Bills team no on side team Bills. Thank you Glick. Thank you for going for the Lions so we can get that done. My juju is working. see you gotta go test in the season now play you gotta do that the end of the year
00:27:31
Speaker
but I'm going to have a tough time picking the Patriots today. I'm going to have a tough time picking the Patriots today. Oh, I I, I loaned off the Cowboys over the Panthers and got that loan off.
00:27:47
Speaker
And then I loaned Wolf. I was the only one that picked a box over the Chargers in the bucket ears. He's connected. What the fuck did the Chargers go? Yeah. They're not playing a game today. Yeah, Cam was, Cam loaned Wolf the Titans. That was a weird pick. I think he did that because he was at the game. Yeah, that's what he said. He said they did because he was at the game.
00:28:17
Speaker
but uh, the commanders eric playoffs at the Falcons lose and the Rams are Seahawks lose and they win. Yeah. And Derek this week was 16 and two. How did we go 14 and two and he went 16 and two? No, we went have 14 and four. We went 14. Oh, you said 14 and two. Oh, I might've been. Oh no, the two and oh and the lone wolves. You were one and one in the lone wolf and Derek had one lone wolf. He learned with the Eagles and he's one and oh, but yeah, he was 16 and two. So, uh,
00:28:47
Speaker
kind of getting in a little, uh, a little crazy here at the end of the season with our picks. They're getting better. We're getting better win-loss records right now. was Yeah. Cause you had a perfect week last week. Liar. Yeah. Well, yeah no, I had, I had by far, I have by far had one of the worst weeks all season. I don't think anybody will match that. Uh, eight and eight.
00:29:14
Speaker
I had one week that I was two and 14 in week three. Jesus. Yeah. Cause you were playing the lone wolf game and you got bought. Uh, yeah, I think so. I was all over the place. Cause you were all excited about the lone wolf, but that was when you were still riding the fucking, uh, riding the fucking Miami dolphins fins up train. That worked so well for you. I've only had two weeks where I was below 500.
00:29:45
Speaker
Most of us have. Yeah. 12 and one. but know Yeah, I've only had, I've only had two weeks where I was, where I was below 500. And that one, that one hurt though, that two and 14 week yeah yeah was no bueno, my friend.
00:30:11
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Rich on the Eagles today against the commanders.
00:30:17
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Washington's in a must win situation.
00:30:24
Speaker
So, I got some prize picks. I want to chit chat about real quick. what you got What you got? Let me see. Let me see what you think about these, right? yeaha So I got lucky yesterday and, uh, Jamie Fairburn, Fairburn, however the fuck you say his name managed to kick two field goals, even though they lost. So that was a plus and Stroud had two passing touchdowns. So I got that one i got today. I went over on Saquon Barkley at 97 and a half yards against commanders.
00:31:01
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um I think I think that's a good one. Because he's pushing a rushing record for single season all day long. Yeah, um, I went over 66 and a half for James Cook against New England. Do you got five plus studies for DTR in Cleveland today? no fine didn't even They didn't even give me the only Cleveland option they gave me was Ford.
00:31:29
Speaker
Yeah. oh Well, we lost chub last week for the rest of the season. I went over, this is the big one. This one I'm nervous about. I went over 117.5 yards for Bijon Robinson against the giants knowing they bench Kirk cousins. I think they're going to try and push the run game hard. Yeah. Who's sort who's their starting quarterback in Atlanta now? Ritter.
00:31:59
Speaker
No, Michael. Oh, yeah, that's right. Michael Penix. Oh, yeah yeah, that's right. Yeah, Penix is finally going to get to play. I think they're going to push the running game with that. Yeah, that's right. And for my last one, over 83.5 yards for Kyron Williams of the Rams. I didn't see that. sorry i' and The only one that really has me nervous is Bijon because that's a lot of fucking yards. Yeah.
00:32:30
Speaker
a hundred and eighteen yards is a lot of yards. Yeah. He might. His career could be over with that. With that break. That was ugly. I seen that yesterday. Watching a little bit of the foosball, a little bit of the foosball yesterday while we were sitting around here being lazy yesterday.
00:32:58
Speaker
<unk>s say And I see him down when I went out. No, he just got a vacuum.
00:33:04
Speaker
You bought another bottle of water. It'd be great. Bye, Glick. Bye. He said, bye. Bye. Bye, Walt. Bye, Walt. Bye.
00:33:17
Speaker
za but more got want and pain water and walle and pet hand She said on a coffee table in front of me, three feet from the TV, she turned around and goes, what? Like she forgot what her name was, dummy.
00:33:42
Speaker
Yeah, she's not the brightest crown in the box. Bro, let me tell you what.
00:33:51
Speaker
but Watch what you say, because she's like a 14th degree black belt. Nope, she's not 14th degree, but she's a green belt and she now can spar. Oh, nice. Yeah. So cool.
00:34:08
Speaker
Cobra Kai action over there and in the Rick house and they watch that show religiously over guy oh So y'all think that you're fucking karate kids all across the board I'm Miyagi son and a smack the taste out of your mouth yeah You're gonna walk up looking like a fucking shower curtain and I'm gonna walk up put a foot in your ass and
00:34:35
Speaker
because like I told Wyatt, you can know all the karate you want, but when I hit you in the face with a chair, none of that is going to help you as as as Mike Tyson once said.
00:34:49
Speaker
You can have the best plan in the world until you get punched in the face. That's right. That's right. I even told Wyatt, one of their teachers, when Wyatt was like, I've got a sparson and then I'll be able to fight you. And I looked at him. I said, no, you won't because there's no such thing as a fair fight. So you better believe I'm going to pick up whatever's not bolted to the floor and hit you with it. And his teacher was your eye this teacher was like, that's not wrong.
00:35:15
Speaker
the eagle fan rat yeah your karate is great You can dodge my fists but can you really move away from a chair? Yeah. There's no rules in fighting. I'll stick my thumb in your eye and I'll punch you. Yeah. **** it. I'll go MCDC on you. I'll bite your **** knees off.
00:35:38
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looks's go Anyways, we're here for the NFL. We're going to make some picks. So, let's go ahead and uh you know, we're not here to talk about each other this fucking broken eating each other's knees. Yeah. going and man under We a busy day today in the foosball world, bro. Well, almost. We had some games yesterday. Yeah, we did. I was going to have Jeff make some picks today. That would have been interesting. to I think it's Jeff will laugh. But it would be interesting to see who we pick.
00:36:08
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um As always, starting with the one o'clock games, we got the battle of Ohio Bengals versus Browns. it's not a line well just do that days go and see what it's It's technically not Ohio, but they call it Battle of Ohio for some reason, Kentucky versus Ohio. Unfortunately, Cleveland has to travel down to Kentucky, that God forsaken city called Cincinnati, Cincinnati, Kentucky.
00:36:37
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this what yeah um yeah Let's see. You guys got a DTR today. Yeah, we got DTR. And no chub. No chub. But you know what? I will say this. Ford and Foreman have been playing relatively decent this season.
00:37:09
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But knowing your seasons, knowing your seasons over. Yeah. Are they going to play hard to try and spoil the bangle season? Or are they just going to show up and go through the motions to survive the season to get to the draft? Well, you know, Browns are 8-0 versus the bangle when Ohio State has won. I'd be very thankful for that win yesterday. Oh, motherfucker.
00:37:36
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Also, also might be also to that being said, Joe Burrow in the Joe Burrow era of Cincinnati, he's only beat Cleveland twice. I think yeah, I've just popped up on my screen since 2018.
00:37:50
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the um Well, well, well, what do you say? good Do we want to go? I'll join you if you go Browns. We won't lone wolf. I'm going to I'm going to say again,
00:38:06
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I don't know if it's going to happen, but Rick and dogs is barking today. for some dt art he thy we're might to de some boosey in cincinnati here we go alright I'm going to go with the Browns on this one, just based on the Ohio State stat.
00:38:21
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who simply based on the ohio state stat Simply based on that. I'll take it. hey man inlato high state why like Ohio State played last night. They're going to run all over Cincinnati. today They will make Cincinnati look Cincinnati.
00:38:38
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but Alright, Derek's gonna send me his pics later. I fucking hate that city by the way. It's a, it's a dude. It's a... It's just shithole.
00:38:49
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Dude, you have one nice part when you come across the bridge and you go through that little S-curve in the city on 75, where the baseball stadium is and the football stadium is, there's a bunch of nice people. It's like three miles of, oh, this place is actually kind of nice. And then you go through the fucking tunnel and it turns into a straight up fucking ghetto dump-ass shit hole. Yeah. You know, years back, the only winter the only nice place in ah What's that? I said, I've probably driven through that shittle more times than you have. ah you to and from yeah I don't know. I've been down there quite a bit in my lifetime. It's yeah years back, the only nice part of Cincinnati and safe spot that you could go to was at the university. Once you left campus, it was it was a shithole. Now, when I came back home. Yeah, when I came back home from South Carolina,
00:39:48
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they have done like a lot of big cities are doing the the beautification and cleaning it up. So downtown has become a lot nicer than it used to be, um but it's still a shit city. It's still Cincinnati. There's a reason why we call it Cincinnati. Even my dad, and i heard that way back and I heard that way back when. My dad drove truck in the 80s and called it Cincinnati in the 80s.
00:40:18
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So Did I do just poof? ah Then we have The Jets versus the Falcons so ah Gerald on NFL game day lone wolf down the Jets to today Well, we're talking about the Giants and the Falcons oh you said Jets versus the Falcons Because I know my hearing aid that fucked up while the Giants, the the New Jersey Giants in the Atlanta Falcons with Michael panni starting for the Falcons.
00:40:59
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but This is a tough one for me, but I'm going to say. The Falcons. as say I think this is a pretty easy pick, even with Pinnock starting, I wouldn't say the Falcons successfully pissed away a three game lead in their division.
00:41:17
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Well, yeah, they did do that. um And Kirk is going to A, get paid and B leave. Yeah. ah But a bad. jackets are yeah at night He showed up and fucked you good. Fucked you bad. Collected his money at Dippin. Yep. And got the hell out of Dodge. The Giants are atrocious this year, man. yeah The Falcons have been atrocious for the last eight games. They don't have a single touchdown in the last five. Yeah. my knowledge So it's just, I mean, the one, the one, the one, the one bright light, uh, in, in, in, and in the giants organization. And unfortunately he's hurt has been Tyrone Tracy, who he's playing today. 13 weeks ago, we said, who the hell is that guy? And I said, I don't think he's going to have a big day. We fucking need you. Like I'm going to tie up with Tracy and we're like, who the fuck?
00:42:17
Speaker
Yeah, I needed a running back in my fantasy league, and he's been on my team ever since because the guy's a point. He's on my team, but I got him sitting on the bench. Is he playing today? Yeah, he's playing. I got to see, actually. Oh, shit. He's active for Sunday's game against Atlanta. OK. And Joe, who's playing today, that's going to be a difference maker. You think? Oh, yeah. I bench. I'm on Ross St. Brown against Chicago.
00:42:47
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Why? I can change it. Do you think I should?
00:42:54
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Ooh. Brian Robinson, Jr. or Tyrone Tracy, Jr. I'm making that change. Benching Jacoby Meyers against Jacksonville. For Amon Ross St. Brown. Hmm.
00:43:16
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That's why I wasn't decided. I got Jacoby Myers against Jacksonville or I'm on Ross St. Brown against Chicago. And I've got three minutes to make a decision. So what do you got? I would, I would keep the line. I'm on in over Jacoby Myers. Yeah. Against Jacksonville. I mean, I'm on the lines are going against the bears.
00:43:45
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the The Bears have had a good defense. Oh, shit. I've got a little conundrum here. Okay. Well, I'm making that change because time's up for me to make that decision. So I've got Tracy. I got Tyrone. I got Tyrone Tracy on the bench, but I have Bryan Robinson Jr. is flex and Rashad white as my, as my number two running back.
00:44:14
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Well, Tyrone Tracy see their seasons over and he's nursing an ankle injury, so I don't know that he's going to go out there and give 100% effort when he's hurt. Yeah, I'm going to go. inside ski you might be a no here that Scares me as Robinson Junior. They're going against the Eagles today. The commanders are.
00:44:33
Speaker
The Buccaneers are going against the Cowboys, so Rashad White should and I picked up and I picked up. ah Jaylen McMillan, the wide receiver, who's had two phenomenal fucking weeks for the Bucks. Yeah, but you really want to go with just two weeks being great. Well, I've also got Jamar Chase and Justin Jefferson as my running back or my wide receivers one and two. So it would be a flex position for him. Do I put him in over Robinson White or I'm going to keep him on my bench and see what happens this week. And if he has a good week this week, then this is my playoff.
00:45:10
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Yeah. i'm in the play and i lost one I'm also in a 29 point hole right now, buddy. I squeaked in dead last into the playoffs and obviously I got to play the number one team. Yeah. I, mean I got into the playoffs at eight and seven two and everybody else is at least nine and six or better. Obviously, but I'm 10 and five is first place.
00:45:35
Speaker
I won. I went in 11 and three. I had the second best record in our league. The guy had massive injuries, massive injuries this season. them Like I had fucking.
00:45:52
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um Who's the fucker that went down for Tampa? Was it Evans? Well, Godwin and Evans had the season ender. All that was Godwin. Yeah, I had him.
00:46:06
Speaker
And then I had, I don't even remember who the fuck I had as my QB, but I picked up Wilson, but today I'm actually starting Matt Stafford against the Jets. And I think that's a good call, but we've done enough fantasy. We got to get through our picks because we're coming up at one o'clock. I forgot all about my fantasy. I had, I was good. Then we started talking about that because in joke, it was going into day questionable. Yeah. And I didn't want to get fucked like I did a couple of weeks ago. Uh, when I was in Pittsburgh,
00:46:35
Speaker
when I had, uh, what's his name? That wide receiver from chargers or lad. glad monoy Yeah. Uh, he, uh, he was questionable and then last minute game time decision. He didn't play and it cost me a spot in the fucking playoffs damn in the podcast league. Um, where are we at? Uh, we are at the lions versus the bears.
00:47:05
Speaker
Well, that game's taking a field right now. I'm going Lions. Yeah, I think it's going to be pretty much across the board. Lions for everybody. We got the Titans and the Colts. This is tough because Tennessee played a hell of a game last week.
00:47:27
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That they did. And I have not been impressed by the Colts. The Colts are just not that great. Yeah, I have not been impressed by the Colts. I mean, they've been Richardson's been benched twice this season. Hasn't he? I know they don't. Yeah, yeah, because Falco was well, did Richard Richardson got hurt once and not Falco Flacco, but I get what you got.
00:47:47
Speaker
No, it's, it's, it's, it's quarterback. all yeah ah but's Hey, but we talked some shit, but God damn it. If he didn't show up in Cleveland last year and be like, fuck you, fuck you, fuck you. Yeah. Hey man. You, were he was a goddamn rock star superhero in Cleveland last year. Yeah. Um, I'm going to go.
00:48:16
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oh
00:48:20
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I'm torn on this. I don't think Indy can pull it off.
00:48:28
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So, you're saying tight. I'm going to go with the Titans. Titans up. Let's go ahead and there we go. Titans up, ladies and gentlemen. I think I'm going to go Titans up on this one. Derek will be proud to hear me say that too. Yeah. Well, I I am a man of my i had to eat crow I said at the beginning of the season that I thought that the Titans were going to be an underdog, sneaky, sneaky playoff team. They weren't. I said I was riding with the Titans until week seven. I did. And I've been a man of my word and I have not rode with them since. I'm going with the Colts in this one. Titans down. I disagree with that, but I. Titans down. Titans down. I'm going with the Titans right now.
00:49:16
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Yeah. And I think you might be a lone wolf from that because I think, so I think Derek, I haven't gotten his picture, but I think Derek is off that train. I'll lone wolf it. I think the Titans are going to win by three today. Yeah. Oh, by three. That's the, that's the tight game. I like it. Oh, I expect it to be a tight game because they were in it last week. Yeah, they were, they they were 100% in it. And our last one o'clock game.
00:49:45
Speaker
Uh, Arizona versus the panthers. I'm going to go with, uh, that little motherfucker named Kyler Murray in Arizona on this one. And I call him that little motherfucker because he's fighting. He's Jeff site. Yeah. And he fucking manages to win football games in between cod combinations. Yeah. I was going to say, I'm going to go with my, my, my, my, my COD partner in crime. We play a lot of call of duty together because that's what he does.
00:50:13
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I'm going to go with the Cardinals as well. You know, we never end up in lobbies with these fucking guys, right? It's kind of sad. All famous people play and we never end up in lobbies with them. We we might. You never know. Yeah. But as of right now, we're to find out the gamer tags. Yeah. As of right now. And I think it's going to stay in that way. Um.
00:50:36
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Um. invisible Cameron is lone wolf in the the panthers. Wait until I get Derek's fix, and then I'll put the lone wolf in if there are lone wolves.
00:50:49
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ah Well, excuse me, what the hell am I? What the hell is going on here? OK, I'm not. What the hell? We got two more one o'clock games. My bad. My bad. The Philadelphia Eagles in the Washington football team.
00:51:13
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who very likely might become, might become the Redskins one more time yet again. Um, says Panthers as well. I think that the Eagles are going to win this game, but I think Washington's going to stay in it.
00:51:31
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I don't want to count phone. I don't want to count Jaden Daniels out. Yeah. Um, I think they're, I think they're going to be in it, but I think the Eagles pull this one off and I think it's going to be a one score game. I think it's going to be a good game. I think the Eagles have pretty much. Oh, look at you guys break it out. There he goes. Cleveland going down the field, breakout run.
00:52:01
Speaker
Yeah. Uh there are the yeah. DTR is a monster. Oh, they got the all whites on again tonight. ah Oh, Ford just ran like **** 60 yards. Yeah, DTR just just ran for another ten and we're on the two, three. You guys are officially in the red zone. Yeah. Uh I want to go II think I think the Eagles, they're they've officially locked down their playoff spot. Um and they haven't won the the division win by the way.
00:52:28
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yeah they clense with a wind ah Man, I hate to say it. Actually, I don't hate to say it. I'm going to give this one to the commanders. OK. I'm going to shake things up a little bit. I'm going to go. I'm going to, as of right now, when I'm with the commanders, a little, a little. out for um And then our last one o'clock game and and they're on the field right now I think it's gonna be a pretty easy pick across the board the Rams versus the Jets I want Rams Yes, I figure that's gonna be Rams across the board. I told you guys a few weeks back I like to I like to point out when I'm right and you know and always right would you guys at what show Cleveland nice I told you guys
00:53:24
Speaker
When the Rams got healthy, they were going to be a dangerous squad and they got healthy and they have been, there it is. I finally see the touchdown. It's golden. Well, they're on hold still. They have put both their hands up and they've only put one up, but we can see in replay. Yeah. He's clearly across. ah Yeah. But if the ball was between his knees, he was not. Yeah. and Oh no. They didn't give it to him.
00:53:51
Speaker
Oh, man, they put him on like the half inch line. Yeah, they're on the half yard line. Give it to DTR. Let him jump over the fucking pile. Nope. Never mind. There it goes. OK, did he get in that time? OK, they called it a touchdown this time. Yeah. I was like, what the fuck, man? Who was it? The outlay foreman. You're welcome. Because he came from Chicago. Bang. Oh, he's been killed at this season. Chicago, too, is stupid. They got him from Atlanta.
00:54:22
Speaker
And it was dumb that Atlanta got rid of him. um And then Chicago was underutilizing him because they had shit ass quarterback. They had fields. yeah So he went to Cleveland and he's just been dominating in Cleveland as a running back behind Chubb, who's now hurts. So now he's moved into RV. Yeah, I am. Yeah, I am, Brian. I'm i'm writing down your boneheaded picture. By the way, Brian, you're here. He's inhaling too much smoker smoke.
00:54:50
Speaker
Well, how was that at where Brian was making his? It was a couple of weeks ago. Insane pics. Let me see. Where did I? He inhales too much smoke off his smoker, bro. Telling you. Yeah. Uh, there he is. The last time you made pics, Brian, you went five and nine. Yeah, you fucking wacko.
00:55:13
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Well, right now, it looks like he's going to go, huh, let's see. That's a loss. That's a loss. That's probably a loss. That's definitely a loss. Yeah. The Jets over the Rams, that's definitely a loss. oh Yeah. We're going to have in the words of our good friend, Derek. Brian is making bonehead decision. Yes.
00:55:42
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ah
00:55:48
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All right. Yeah. Rams, Rams and Rams and jets. We're all going Rams, except for Brian, who said, I think he's in a meat coma. Yeah. He doesn't really know what's going on in his life. Who said the.
00:56:09
Speaker
and Who hurt you, Brian? Well, we don't need to talk about your daddy issues, but we may need to talk about your daddy issues going with daddy Aaron Rodgers. Come on now. Yeah. Um, into the four o'clock games. All right. We got the Vikings and the seed chickens. Oh, there was a miss on Falcons game. Mr. Field goal. Yeah. I am going to go with.
00:56:42
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I'm going to stay consistent and I'm going with my boys up in South Canada. The Vikings. I'm going to go with the Vikings. I still don't know what the fuck school means, but. I'm going to go with. I guess you're the Nordic guy or whatever the fuck. ma Whatever they call it. Cheers. Yours or whatever. You're that guy.
00:57:07
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What is that? What is that word? Uh, uh, it's like a, like a green. I was going to say salutations, but I think i don't think that's how it it's a big word for green. I got my, I got my, toers out here you big for your pants right there, bud. I'm using $10 words with a $1 education over here. You are Ohio educated, right?
00:57:34
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Yeah. I mean, I don't like to admit it, but yeah.
00:57:40
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Uh, Brian's, Brian's, uh, go with the Vikes as well. At least he made one intelligent pick today. All right. We've got, uh, we've got the bills and the pet riots.
00:57:54
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This should be an easy pick. And Brian's going to say something absolutely fucking important. But we all know the Bills are going to dominate the next three games. They play the Patriots twice in the next three. Yeah. We have the second easiest strength of schedule for the last three weeks of the season. How the fuck is Cleveland not in the answer? They didn't give them that touchdown.
00:58:17
Speaker
Seriously? I just happened to look up and they're still on like the fuck. And now there's a goddamn flag. So now we're going to walk back drive to the four and a half yard line. Yeah, we got to make sure that we screw Cleveland every way we can. Neutral zone in France. What the fuck? Just throw the ball to David and Jokku in the end zone. I don't know. You want to trust DTR to make that throw? DTR has actually got a decent arm on him. He's not bad. All right. He's young. He's young.
00:58:45
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I think we're going bills across the board. Anybody who doesn't definitely needs to have their head checked. Even Brian went, Oh no, the Bengals got the ball. So so so somebody called the fumble or yeah, or turnover on downs, but they would have been dumb to have turnover on downs. Cause it should just keep field goal. We can't kick field goals. Dustin Hopkins is absolute dog shit this year. Dude, the kickers in general in the NFL this year, are dog shit. yeah They're going to miss field goals as there have been made field goals. Yeah. And guys that are Mr. Oh, yeah. There was a left and right. Foreman fumbled the ball going into the end zone. Damn it. Well, he should be around 28 28th turnover this season tied for second in the NFL for most turnovers. Oh, Lord. Anyways. Yeah, I'm not. I still want with you. i dont my
00:59:39
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Uh, hopefully I don't put my bad juju on the bills. I'm going with the bills because I'm not going to pick the page. Dude, if you put your bad juju on the bills against the Patriots, they deserve it. yeah Um, we got the Jags just in the jets at the half yard line. Nice. Just pin them at the half yard line.
01:00:01
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The jagged wires and the Raiders, both teams are absolute dog shit, look like ass, play like ass. I'm going with the jaggy wires. I'm going to go with the Raiders. You are not alone in that pick. You are not alone in that pick. Cam is going with the the Raiders as well.
01:00:21
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I'm going to go with the Jags, man. Uh, I don't, don't ask me why. I'm not going to give you an explanation. I just am. It's a lose, lose situation. They both, they're both terrible. It's like picking the Browns. Oh man. As of right now, I'm lone wolf in the, uh, the jaggy wires. Uh, the Niners and the dolphins, the Niners surprisingly are playing ass football this year.
01:00:48
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and the dolphins, you know, mind a brag, but I'll pat myself on the shoulder. I said, you know, healthy when they go. Um, they are, uh, they're hurt though. The Niners are hurt. They got CMC back for a short period and then he fucked his cap up. Yeah. So, uh, how about the Panthers? They're in the red zone right now against fucking Arizona. Nice. They're at the four and a half yard line.
01:01:18
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I'm going. I'm eight, man. I've been doing it. I'm doing it tonight. I'm doing it today. Yeah, I'm doing it today. Fins up. Two up for two, tuddies. Nope. I'm going. I'm going oh hey oh that i was and my little bri and my ba with say, am I back to low looping the dolphins again? Nope. I'm going to Niners though. Yeah.
01:01:48
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Uh, we'll get, see you later. See you later. Joe Mixon almost got him. ah If he wouldn't have been pushed out of bounds, that'd have been six on the board. He just ran right through your fucking D line. Like they weren't even there. Oh, is that Chase Brown? Yeah. Chase Brown. he thank you chase brown Yeah. Joe Mixon's in Houston now. Oh, my bad.
01:02:09
Speaker
Brown's a monster dude. other Carolina Carolina is still third and a half yard. They cannot get this fucking first down on the four yard line and save their life they tried twice. Now we run game and bend it right at the line of scrimmage each time. Oh, the commanders answer back with the kick going back down towards oh all the way down to the 40 yards.
01:02:34
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All right. We got the, Tampa Bay bacon ears versus the Dallas Cowboys. I'm going to go bacon ears on this one. I was going to say I've been doing it all season. Why change it now? Buccaneers for this guy. So I was reading. I was reading on yeah ESPN the other day. Titans in the end zone. I was reading on ESPN the other day. The biggest blunders of NFL teams in the last 10 years.
01:03:07
Speaker
Cleveland, letting Baker Mayfield go. Oh, absolutely. Just signed to Sean Watson. 100%. Dumbest move I've ever seen. Yep. That's what they said. The biggest wonder of the decade was letting Mayfield go to sign Watson. Oh, shit. That's, that's the Sunday night game Tampa and Dallas. Nice. Oh, yeah tomorrow. Four o'clock games already. Yeah.
01:03:33
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Uh, yeah, because, uh, we have so many games on Wednesday, Thursday, Saturday. We had, we had eight yesterday too. So yeah. Uh, tomorrow night, the Monday night game, we have our packs and the packers versus the saints. Oh yeah. Packers in that one.
01:03:55
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Yeah, I'm definitely going back. Go back. I've never said that before in my life. I can't believe I just let that slide out. for
01:04:03
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T Higgins with a tuddy for cini the Ooh, I think I have him in fantasy. Oh. Wow, Joe Burrow was wiping out when he threw that ball, too. Oh, he was down. Are they going to say that? is down His knee was down. His knee was down. They're giving him the points right now. It's up right now. The points are on the board. Wow. His knee was down. Nobody needs to throw that challenge flag then. No, they won't. Let's see. Here it is. Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. He was down. Challenge flag. Pull that red motherfucker out of your sock like Belichick does and whip it to the ground. Oh, yeah. He was down now. Bill Belichick had the most amazing way of throwing the challenge flag in the history of ever.
01:04:48
Speaker
He pulled out of the sock and hold on to it and the vision was that they're staring at his hand and then he just to the ground straight down yeah ah things packers They gave it to him they let him kick Wow This is that this is that bullshit man with the officiating. Yep. I agree. Clearly he was very Packer Saints tomorrow night ah christmas day here we go we got Oh my god. Oh my god. Oh my god. Oh my god. Oh my god. Oh my god. Oh my god. Oh my god. Oh my god. Oh my god. Oh my god. Oh my god. Oh my god. Oh my god. Oh my god. Oh my god. Oh my god. Oh my god. Oh my god. Oh my god. Oh my god. Oh my god. Oh my god. Oh my god.
01:05:44
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Well, you know what, we can't favour every dean yeah got in the's that favorite Yeah. Christmas day, we have two games. We have the queefs versus the Steelers. I really, really, really fucking badly need the Steelers to win that game. Right. Um,
01:06:14
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Steelers did not look good the last two weeks against the Eagles and Ravens yesterday. However, the Steelers need a win.
01:06:28
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um And the Chiefs need to die. I'm going with the Steelers. a The Chiefs need to die. yeah um I'm going to go with the Steelers in that one. What are you doing?
01:06:43
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to You're watching TV now playing games. Cam is going with the Chiefs. Wait, I'll be done shortly. Yeah. We're almost out of here. Cam's going with the Chiefs.
01:06:59
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And what are you, you going with the Steelers? What are you doing? Yeah, I need the Steelers to win that one. The Chiefs have won every fucking game this year by one score, except for yesterday. And yesterday was the first time they put 30 on all season long.
01:07:13
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I still stand by what I said. The chiefs are a three win, a three win team. If you take the reps out of the ocean, no doubt, no fucking doubt. Um, when did we talk about Houston? Brian's we haven't, Brian, I'm getting in already. hu He's ahead of the curve. We said, we said, we said Kansas and Pittsburgh. Yeah. You're, you're fucking up the rotation, Brian.
01:07:42
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However, Houston, Houston is next on, uh, on the agenda here, Houston and the Ravens. And as much as it pains me to say this, I'm going to go Ravens. I have to, because tank, they'll be in down fucks everything up for Houston season. Yeah. That was and Stroud's number one homie. Uh, the Ravens, man, you love them or hate them. You got to give credit where credit's due and they are balling out. They're playing good ball.
01:08:12
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They're not playing know dominant ball. They're playing good ball. I will say this. There's one of the very few, very few quarterbacks who gets a payday and still continues to play at a high caliber or gets better. And Lamar Jackson has definitely looked better this season than he has in previous seasons. I think i think it's a toss up for the number one quarterback in the league between Lamar and Josh Allen all day.
01:08:35
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Yeah, I think what makes Josh Allen looks so good is that they've had so many dominant wins. But the Mars has been in the fucking game every game. Yeah. Well, I mean, yeah. Yeah, the Ravens are 10 and 5.
01:08:54
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um
01:08:57
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Their five losses have been by by less than a touchdown. But you got so lucky right there. I know. um and, and their wins. I mean, they, they're winning. So, uh, yeah, we'll go Ravens on Christmas day. Good to go Steelers. We're going to see North on Christmas day. Brian went Kansas city. You get over the Steelers. He said the refs and Taylor Swift.
01:09:24
Speaker
yeah Well, he said Steelers and then he said refs and Taylor Swift. I don't know what he's doing. He doesn't even think he knows what he's doing. Brian, do you even know where you are?
01:09:35
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Thursday night, we got more football, Wednesday and Thursday. Thursday night is the sea chickens versus the bears. I'm going to run with the Seahawks in this one. The bears are just right in the end zone. The bears are just ass this year. I'm going to say Seahawks went on Thursday night. I can agree with that. Oh,
01:10:01
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I didn't get a pick from him on Thursday night. I'm going to assume he's going to go see Hawks.
01:10:08
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Well, fucking Geno Smith. Oh, wait, he's hurt, isn't he? I don't know. I thought Geno Smith got her suggestion. Oh, can he can he pick it is in jail and hurts is getting looked at for a concussion protocol. Oh, well, okay. Yes.
01:10:28
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The Jeff's just scored a touchdown too. I don't think that's going to hurt the Eagles too much because Saquon Barkley. That's all I got to say. Saquon Barkley. You do not have a quarterback. You let him take direct snaps all game. They'd probably still win. He would just have had his seasons. His season yardage. There's, there's in Joku. There's King David. ah ah You can't say that. Thursday night, I'm assuming, I think it's safe to say, I think it's safe to say Cam will go see chickens too.
01:10:58
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Um, over the bears and then we have more football on Saturday. We get three games next. so much Football right next week. um I'm loving it. Uh, yeah. Uh, we, uh, we kick off Saturday at one o'clock with the chargers versus, uh, the bears or no, I'm sorry. The Patriots.
01:11:25
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Oh, Jalen hurts made a forward dive and his head got drove into the ground and he stood up and the ref looked at him and he was a little wobbly. Hold on. Is he back in right now? I think he's back. He's number one, right? ja Yeah. Jalen hurts his back and Kenny picking only had to come in for a player too. Yeah. Uh, Saturday, one o'clock kickoff, Saturday games, we got chargers and Patriots. Uh, obviously I'm going with the red hot chargers. Harbaugh is looking good out there.
01:11:53
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in the NFL his first season in. He's developing Herbert skills this year. Amazingly. And that's what just, I think that's what Justin Herbert needed to step into a big time QB one role. Yeah. Um, then we have the Broncos versus the Bengals. I'm going Broncos over the Bengals in that one.
01:12:21
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I'm going to go Broncos on that too.
01:12:24
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Brian said, see chickens as well. You said Broncos, Cam said Broncos, Broncos across the board. Maybe. Gotta wait on there.
01:12:39
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ah Haven't heard from Brian Broncos and Bengals on Saturday and then Saturday night we wrap up with the Rams versus the Cardinals. I'm taking the Rams again, healthy, dangerous, just smacking the shit out of people right now. I'm taking the Rams too. And there's no exceptions. No exceptions will be made. Kyler Murray, you will be made it. Jalen Hertz is going to sit up for a whole quarter and the Eagles just put one in the end zone on a Kenny Pickett pass to A.J. Brown.
01:13:16
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Touchdown itals and those. Uh, I, I, I don't have Derek's pigs in yet. So I don't know who's lone wolf and what, if any lone wolves are out there currently. Um, Derek needs to get a shit together. Yeah. Get your shit together, Derek. He was in charge. Oh, I better not say GD then. Which I just did. I do dummies in church. Derek gets shit together. Get your shit together, Derek.
01:13:46
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Come on. He's just like football too, you know. Yeah, we have touchdown Jesus in Ohio. We have. There's a lot of quarterbacks that look like Jesus. Yeah, we have this giant statue down by Cincinnati. It's like this 60 foot tall Jesus with. ah He's been there for years. We call it touchdown Jesus here in Ohio. What school actually has the touchdown Jesus though? Is it Utah?
01:14:15
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It sounds like you like it would be like Utah or BYU. I think you are BYU.
01:14:24
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Oh, what do we do to throw the ball with interception? That sounds about right. We'll go ahead and take that first place spot on turnovers. Oh, there we go. Chasing action. I need them fantasy points. All right, we got our week 15 week 16 where we 16 are we? Yeah, we put 16 16.
01:14:45
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It's wild, isn't it? Yeah. Holy shit. We got to figure out what's going to happen to the show after the football season. Do we continue talking about sports or do we just let it die until next year? I think we can talk about it all season sports. Maybe move it every two weeks instead of every week. Yeah. Do hockey and shit. Them's are pretty sport. Them's are basketball. Them's are. Yeah. I mean, I like basketball. I don't watch it. I don't It's not what we were taught in school. understand. The rules are different. What don't you understand? They just dribble a ball down the court and they throw it up and go. Yeah, but the rules are different. The rules are different than what we were taught in school. There's no such thing as a traveler or double dribble in the NBA. Well, yeah. We also had our own set of rules in school as well, because we could like- Well, we used to play barbells too. Yeah, barbells were bloody good. Yeah. You can show slam somebody and it was perfectly legal. I mean, we put my buddy Robbie through his fucking through his garage door. Oh, that was pissed theater of place three panels on the door. Jeez. Yeah, but them's our picks for week 16. We'll give you guys a real quick score rundown. Obviously the Ravens won yesterday over the Steelers.
01:16:00
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they created for them The Chiefs beat the Texans last night, but as far as or yesterday, but it's as far as today's games go. ah Nothing, nothing in the Giants Falcons game. It is seven nothing about to be 14 nothing Cincinnati over Cleveland. Gia Giants Atlanta nothing nothing but the Giants are in the red zone. Detroit's already up 10 to nothing overdub Bears.
01:16:27
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and as he picked off inie this kind The up seven to nothing. and they just picked off nipolis too Billy's up 14 nothing. Uh, over, um, over Washington and Carolina is surprisingly beaten Arizona as of right now. So there you have it rugby. area yeah nobody Nobody watches rugby, Brian. I would, if they put it on more.
01:16:57
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Yeah. That's got, that's got some fucking weird rules. Rugby's got some weird fucking rules.
Conor McGregor vs. Logan Paul Challenge
01:17:04
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Yeah. We could probably do us. Uh, we could probably do some, um, usfl usfl that spring league football. I've been watching that with the UFC a little bit. I keep us updated on the UFC a little bit. Side note on the UFC. Connor McGregor called out which wrestler, which, uh, Paul brother is a wrestler.
01:17:25
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Oh, he called out Logan Paul. I see that. he called He called out whichever one is the wrestler slash ah boxer. Yeah, it was Logan. Yeah, he called out Logan. Told him he'd beat him fucking hands down. It's he didn't call out Jake. He called out the one that's on wrestling. yeah Yeah, he called out Logan. I did see that ah the other day. Boy, Dana's not letting him back in the fucking UFC for a while because he's a monk But it doesn't matter. He made his money. He's fucking ball and rich. He doesn't ever need to fight in the UFC again if he doesn't want to. So he could make his money. He did in a roadhouse. I have still haven't watched it. I still haven't watched it. He was fucking so bad. It was good. But he's got his own. He's got his own Irish whiskey line. Yeah. You know, the dude's making money.
01:18:24
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Yeah, he's he's not hurting for money. That's that's for damn sure. He was driving down the field. Oh, they lost a fucking ball to the Bears were driving down the field against the Lions and a fumble, a punch out by Branch. Fucking knocks the ball out of Moore's hand. Suck
Movie Talk: Nostalgia and Critiques
01:18:44
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it, Joe.
01:18:47
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ah Yeah, Conor McGregor's acting was so bad, it was good in that in that damn game or in that damn movie. Yeah, I love watched it. I should, but I haven't. I don't want to taint my opinion of the original. Although I will tell you, I made the kids watch a movie the other day that you'll appreciate and laugh when I tell you what, when they watched. Oh, I made them watch dude. Where's my car?
01:19:15
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And they'd never seen it. And
NFL and Fantasy Football Highlights
01:19:18
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I needed to show them that Ashton Kutcher does not age because he does not. He looked the same in that as he did in the ranch. Yeah. And they're almost 20 years apart. Um, and then Wyatt and I sat and watched major pain. Hell yeah. Probably one of the, who was that Damon Wayans? Probably Damon Wayans is best movie he ever did in my mind.
01:19:46
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so and call I cannot believe that the rims are losing to the Jets right now. yeah It's early. It's the second quarter. It's early. It's baffling me. Aaron Rodgers got 79 yards and a tutty.
01:20:10
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yeah
01:20:12
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It's still early. we playoffs in this league. I forgot playoffs started playoffs playoffs playoffs. Yeah, I forgot that they started today in this in in in shout out to Tony D and uh belt Kings fantasy football. They were on right before we were uh there on every Sunday at 10 AM uh on YouTube belt Kings fantasy football um in Tony's league. I Dude, I just smoked everybody in that. ah And yet they host the show. They're supposed to be the professionals and you show up like, ah, fuck you. Yeah. I, I, um, had a, uh, 12 and three record.
01:20:58
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Oh, Tony D. Oh my God. Can you keep running? Sorry, Tony D. The the commissioner of the league and host about Kings Fantasy Football missed the playoffs i again this year with an eight and seven record. I was 12 and three. I was 12 and three. Second and third place were 10 and five. no Dominated. Yeah. And I'm going into week one of the playoffs in a matchup where I'm predicted to win by 10 points projected by 10 points. But a lot of that is because a lot of that is because my quarterback is none other than one, Mr. Josh Allen. When you got Josh Allen slinging a rock who likes to set set records. Hold on. Can we just address one record that he has currently right now in the NFL in the last three games? Josh Allen has almost 20 touchdowns.
01:21:57
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no sex and no interceptions in the last three games. You were crazy for picking the Jets. The game ain't over. And I will say this, in the last two weeks of fantasy football, hey actually, you know what? I'm going to give you the last three weeks. He has a combined of 100 and almost 20 points fantasy football points. yeah In the last two weeks, he has 93 fantasy football points.
01:22:23
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And he's going against the Patriots today. Josh has opened up 60. No, he won't. Tracy Junior for a tutty. Tyron Tracy Junior for a touchdown. And I left him on my bench too. um man like um They're going to pull them. When they're up by 30, they'll pull them. that's okay because just These next three games expect them to sit a lot of their starters. That's why I was nervous about taking James Cook's and running yards.
01:22:52
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when when he when he goes When he goes up by 30 points, he's already racked up enough fantasy points for me that it's okay for him to go on the bench. yeah But they'll sit them because these are these are pointless games. None of the two teams they're playing can make the playoffs. The Patriots or the Jets cannot make the playoffs. So it doesn't matter how badly they beat them. The only thing they're doing is playing for the number one spot against Kansas City. And if Kansas City doesn't lose, it's going to be fucking pointless anyways. Fucking I was going to I was debating Brian Robinson Jr. over Tyrone Tracy.
01:23:31
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Brian Robinson has negative 0.1 points. you Robinson does. sa Yeah. Oh my god. These two are yelling at each other or a fortnight. I guess one gets too far away from the other one. why he does it all the time So, but I'm going to be fighting for third place in the fantasy football league. It looks like unless I get some **** Yeah, I need Matt Stafford to start actually doing something because 1.12 points in the second quarter is not helping me How in the hell I don't think this is up to date to be honest. our I don't think Tyrone Tracy is at 10.9 points right now on my bench Which means I need Bucky Irving to do some fucking damage in the Tampa game I
01:24:27
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Yeah, I've got white. and I've got white in one league and Irving in another league. Yeah. I need bucky Irving to do some fucking damage. And I need Bijon Robinson to start running this fucking football. If I'm going to win this hundred and twenty dollars in price picks on a $10 bet. Yeah, they have. I don't know what's going on in the fantasy football league. They've got zero points for in Joku, but he's got like two receptions today already. Yeah, I don't think that's up to date then.
01:24:57
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I don't know what's going on. I never do. I'm just here. I just exist. bro
01:25:11
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Basically, this basically how it goes for me. like literally ah Brian over there. You said I was crazy for taking the Jets. They're up six, they're up in the yeah second quarter. Calm down. Yeah, it's it's only a matter of time before Stafford last Cooper Cup, Cooper Cup for a 60 yard. canry lets put yeah poing the coa Or,
01:25:37
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you know somebody other or somebody else on that team scores a ridiculous fucking touchdown. No, Matt Stafford might run a 75 yard TD and you never know. You never know. Trying to like to get to make another baby with Kelly.
01:25:50
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Mm hmm. I'd make babies with Kelly Stafford. And I don't even want no more kids. He can take care of them. He makes all the money. All right. Titans up 10-0. All right. Good Titans. Wait. Did he miss that? I think he missed it. Never mind. I think it's still 7-0. Titans up, man. Titans up, baby.
Holiday Wishes and Future Plans
01:26:16
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No. Anyways. Judge just picked off Matt Stafford.
01:26:20
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Yeah. Any who's them's our picks. There's our football talk. Y'all have a Merry Christmas. Enjoy your games. Hopefully your teams win. Hopefully your bets win. Hopefully you do well in fantasy foosball. And I didn't that doesn't surprise me. You two can't play a game together fucking last your life. Yeah.
01:26:42
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ah Merry Christmas. We'll see. We'll see you guys next Sunday for yes. Seventeen. Merry Christmas and to all good fantasy scores. Yes. Pray for my fantasy team. I need it. Pray for my fantasy team. I lived in in last place on the **** top four. So, come on now. Yeah. Oh, look. The Browns actually did get to punt the ball. They didn't just turn it over.
01:27:10
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lovelyly
01:27:13
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Anyhoos. All right. We'll see you guys next Sunday. Make sure you check out the rest of the network. um It's going to be a little wonky schedule the next couple of weeks. Definitely no shows on Tuesday. um The next two weeks. Know what the fuck is on Wednesday. I'd be willing to bet. It's kind of up in the air as far as that goes.
01:27:33
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Um, but definitely the next two weeks, no Glick's house of music. I'm not sure. Uh, I may, I don't think Connor has anything planned for Monday. I may come up Monday and do a short show. I want to talk about some, uh, mental health things, especially this time of year. ah think using that end up I'll tell you what, if it ends up being just you, give me a holler. And if I'm home and available, I'll come up and I'll help you host that one. Okay. Uh,
01:28:01
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I think Blaze will be there with me as well. We were going to talk about some mental health around the holidays too, because that's kind of a big one. Yeah, i wanted to I wanted to talk about the holiday holiday depression and seasonal depression, because this time of year, when it gets cold and people are cooped up inside and coming down. Especially in the northern parts of the country. Yeah. um So i think I think Blaze is going to be there. Obviously, you know you're more than welcome to be there.
01:28:29
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um Uh, and then there won't be a show Tuesday. Jeff and I are up in the air about Wednesday. I don't know what's going on Thursday. Uh, Friday, I think they'll be doing a show. Saturday will be back. Uh, there won't be a Cassius corner of this next coming Saturday. We will be out of town. And then I'm going to try my best to be here for Sunday, even if I have to do it from my phone.
01:28:52
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13 nothing Lions. So yeah, no wait. Is it next? origin sixni Washington just scored next next week and we're going to PA for Christmas with I oh I will probably miss. Uh, the Sunday before New Year's I will be in Florida. Oh nice, nice, so I will probably miss, but I will get you my fix. Yeah, I was gonna say give me give me give me your picks. Worst case scenario, I'll come up on my phone and do a little what up? Here's everybody's picks.
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01:29:51
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Merry Christmas. reading to Fucking Go Bills. Yeah. Go Bills. Go Browns. Even though they. Let's go Bills. Let's go Brownies. Go. Go. Yeah. I'm like Go Bills. Go Go Browns. Yeah. Well, you know what though? I'm still I'm still here to help you cheer for your Browns. Even if their season is wasted. Yeah. The the the dogs the dogs have been neutered this season. That is for sure. goal
01:30:21
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