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Introduction and Hosts Introduction
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BeyBlade
Hello, you are listening to the all-new Anti-Fanboy Podcast for the week of September 22nd, 2025. Oh my goodness, how are you? I watched a lot of things, I played a lot of things, my thumbs hurt and my tummy's upset.
00:00:15
BeyBlade
My name's Devin Kovac, with me, Steve O'Tieri.
00:00:18
Steve-O
Hello, my stomach is fine. My arms are a little tired and my eyebrows could be ah just just, you know, matted down a little bit.
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BeyBlade
All right, Chris Galani.
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TheDisruptor
My balls are getting longer every year.
Humor and Aging: A Playful Discussion
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BeyBlade
And your ball specialist, John Suarez.
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k-hog semen hunters
longer uh chris's balls are getting longer every year
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BeyBlade
to
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Steve-O
Now, when we say they're getting longer, are we talking about the sack are we talking about the actual testicle?
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TheDisruptor
So it's definitely the scrote, you know, it's what's holding the balls.
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BeyBlade
oh
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Steve-O
OK, thank God, dude, if.
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k-hog semen hunters
it's more it's a more oblong shaped chris
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TheDisruptor
Yeah, and they're just they're just dragging around now, and it's just, ah it's like a thing I can watch in real time. And, yeah, basically, you know, I, listen, there's maybe one or two times where I sat on my balls before, and that was more recent.
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Steve-O
It's kind of like reverse Laffy Taffy.
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TheDisruptor
It's been a more recent occurrence where that has happened.
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Steve-O
Like when you're sitting on the toilet, like are you doing like a swoop and you're like capturing it between your leg and the ball?
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TheDisruptor
No, I I went down on, like I was going to pet Duke, so i I went to sit down and on the ground. And there were the balls, man, right waiting for me.
00:01:35
Steve-O
Are you naked? Are you nude?
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TheDisruptor
No, I was not nude. I wear boxers, so that could be attributing to this problem.
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Steve-O
Okay, that's fair. That's fair.
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TheDisruptor
Might have to switch to briefs.
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BeyBlade
you know what? You shouldn't. You got to use a super glue.
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Steve-O
Because I do remember you used to idolize the guy from...
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TheDisruptor
Super glue!
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BeyBlade
Yeah, glue those things in your thighs.
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Steve-O
from Die Hard 2.
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TheDisruptor
Ha ha ha!
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Steve-O
He did a lot of Nuge Yoga.
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TheDisruptor
Well, you know, I'm not going to say I've forgotten that part of my life, but that's not really where this whole problem, like that's not the cause of this problem. Definitely not. It's the long balls.
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TheDisruptor
But yeah, i'm I'm dealing with it.
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BeyBlade
You can fix it.
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k-hog semen hunters
Mm-hmm.
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BeyBlade
You can fix it.
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TheDisruptor
I'm recovering and I'm just taking it one day at a time.
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BeyBlade
You're to get surgery.
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TheDisruptor
Well, I was thinking about getting another one. Mm-hmm.
00:02:18
BeyBlade
I think if you got like, uh, whatever they do where they like staple your cheeks back, just do that to your pulse act.
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Steve-O
ah third ball.
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Steve-O
Your cheeks? Like your ass cheeks?
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TheDisruptor
Are you talking about a Brazilian butt lift for my ball sack? Is that what you're talking about?
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BeyBlade
Yeah. just No, no, no.
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TheDisruptor
A ball sackian butt lift?
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BeyBlade
Like when, when, when, when actors get like, uh, or, so you know, when people pay for like a lift, you know, and what they're doing is they're tightening the skin around your cheeks.
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Steve-O
Are you talking...
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TheDisruptor
Oh, yeah. yeah BBL.
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Steve-O
Are you talking like a...
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BeyBlade
Right.
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TheDisruptor
Oh, I see what you're saying.
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BeyBlade
So we do that, we we spread Chris's legs, and we take a sack and we shorten the sack.
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TheDisruptor
and
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TheDisruptor
First all, I'm not letting you guys aren't going to be doing it.
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BeyBlade
You follow me?
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TheDisruptor
So that's a...
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Steve-O
Well, all right. Well, quick, Chris,
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BeyBlade
Yeah, we'll pay somebody
Exploring Japanese Folklore
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Steve-O
what if we do this?
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BeyBlade
to do it for him.
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TheDisruptor
Off the list.
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Steve-O
Okay. well We'll pay for a a sack shortening, and then you can do whatever you want with the extra skin.
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TheDisruptor
I, you know what, fellas, i'm I think I can live with it.
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BeyBlade
You should put that on the back in your head.
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TheDisruptor
I'm just going to throw over my shoulder from now on.
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Steve-O
You can get a sick little little rat tail coming out the back.
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BeyBlade
Dude, a rat tail gets scrote hair.
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TheDisruptor
I don't, I, you know, it's a problem that I can manage. I just throw him over my shoulder. Like a tie. And then I'm good to go.
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Steve-O
You know, that's like a whole thing that like Tanookis in Japanese like lore, like they have like massive ball s sacks that they can just like because they're shapeshifters apparently and they just like use their nut sacks for everything. They use them as scarves. They use them as like trampolines, parachutes.
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TheDisruptor
Are you implying that I'm somewhat Tanuki in nature?
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Steve-O
I'm not saying you're not, but also I've never seen you in the room with a Tanooki.
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TheDisruptor
Uh-oh. God damn it, Steve.
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Steve-O
I've also never seen a Tanooki. I've seen raccoons.
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TheDisruptor
I ain't no goddamn Tanuki, all right.
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Steve-O
But they're not the same.
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k-hog semen hunters
and not the same?
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Steve-O
They're not the same.
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TheDisruptor
Well, yeah, they are specific.
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k-hog semen hunters
Tanooki something different?
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TheDisruptor
They have giant balls.
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Steve-O
It's like a... I'm going hold on.
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TheDisruptor
Actually, wait, Steve, isn't mythical creature?
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Steve-O
going to look this up.
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k-hog semen hunters
it's just a It's just a fat raccoon.
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TheDisruptor
you know isn't it a mythical creature i don't think they exist.
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Steve-O
I think you're right. um It's like a raccoon dog. Japanese raccoon dog.
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TheDisruptor
yeah
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k-hog semen hunters
Oh, it's very cute.
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Steve-O
It's very cute.
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k-hog semen hunters
It's very adorable. And I love it.
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BeyBlade
I'm not going to lie. I zoned out. I don't know what you're talking about.
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Steve-O
Oh,
Humor and Ball-Centric Themes
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Steve-O
but God forbid we listen to a fucking 45-minute saga about how Devin threw up his McDonald's dinner.
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k-hog semen hunters
Oh, I'm sorry. You too busy? yeah too busy
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TheDisruptor
I can't talk about my balls. You gotta always talk about barfing all the time.
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BeyBlade
I was here for the ball talk and then we started talking about mythical creatures.
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Steve-O
okay
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k-hog semen hunters
Thank
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TheDisruptor
oh all right. All right.
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BeyBlade
i'm saying I'm saying, hey guys, we lost the plot.
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TheDisruptor
I give you that. Okay. Sorry.
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Steve-O
i'm sorry. Yeah, let me jump back to nuts, man.
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TheDisruptor
Excuse me.
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Steve-O
I'm telling you. Those nuts are nuts.
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BeyBlade
Just get them acting something respectable, not this fake animal crap. We got Chris's balls to fix.
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TheDisruptor
We're not a ball podcast, guys, unfortunately.
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Steve-O
You're a ball surgery podcast, and we're going to <unk> to throw a third ball in there for you, my guy.
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BeyBlade
wow Yeah.
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TheDisruptor
Don't sigh.
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BeyBlade
You know, because I have one ask every week and then you guys never let me.
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TheDisruptor
not going to talk about each other's balls.
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BeyBlade
i say, can we make this a ball centric episode?
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k-hog semen hunters
Mm-hmm.
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BeyBlade
I'm always told no.
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Steve-O
Hi, this is the top 10 WatchMojo testicles.
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BeyBlade
o
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TheDisruptor
Long testicles.
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Steve-O
Long ball, Larry.
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TheDisruptor
Long ball, Larry. Yeah, that's actually the guy i consult with about this whole thing. He helps me out, so. ah You know what? um I don't, you know, going to talk about my balls anymore.
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TheDisruptor
Let's talk about something.
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Steve-O
Ever?
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TheDisruptor
a
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BeyBlade
I mean, well, Chris, is there, how do they, do they feel all right?
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TheDisruptor
Well.
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BeyBlade
Like any lumps, everything good.
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TheDisruptor
They're fine. They're fine. Everything's fine. They're just long. That's. perfectly normal for a man my age it does happen so i'm not i looked it up on gemini ai she said it was fine come on hey
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BeyBlade
John, and would you say your ball sack has gotten noticeably longer?
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k-hog semen hunters
ah longer? ah ah plead I plead the fifth.
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BeyBlade
All right.
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k-hog semen hunters
I plead the fifth.
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BeyBlade
Steve?
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Steve-O
Yeah, i't I don't think I have any information on ball sack lengthening.
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BeyBlade
Steve? Yes. I'll tell you right now. If anything, my ball sack gotten smaller.
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Steve-O
Yeah, it's condensed.
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BeyBlade
All right?
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TheDisruptor
What?
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k-hog semen hunters
What?
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BeyBlade
Yeah.
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TheDisruptor
Are you on steroids?
00:06:15
BeyBlade
Yeah. No, no, no.
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k-hog semen hunters
Yeah.
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Steve-O
Devin's ball sack has gotten smaller.
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BeyBlade
I'm just...
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k-hog semen hunters
Did you take a cold bath?
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Steve-O
It's gotten smoother.
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k-hog semen hunters
Did you take a cold bath?
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BeyBlade
Yeah, I'm constantly taking cold plunges, so my ball sack is just going to...
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Steve-O
ice bucket challenge.
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BeyBlade
I'm just ice buggy challenging my nutsack.
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Steve-O
You're constantly like, I challenge Chris Galata, John Suarez, Steve O'Deary. Please, he someone do it.
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TheDisruptor
um
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BeyBlade
and
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Steve-O
I've been doing this for 20 years.
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BeyBlade
please say what do I don't think they work.
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TheDisruptor
I drop him in that bucket. I ain't getting em back.
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BeyBlade
I think I froze them all. like just They're just dead soldiers, dude.
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TheDisruptor
I, Devin, I
Space Marines and Fictional Anatomy
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TheDisruptor
don't got an answer for that one.
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BeyBlade
Dead presidents just floating around.
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TheDisruptor
I would be honest.
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Steve-O
So does Steve Rogers have, like, you think he's got tiny balls dealing with, like, super steroids and the ice?
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TheDisruptor
ah be real with
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BeyBlade
No, think...
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TheDisruptor
you. anything, I think Hulk has the tiniest.
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BeyBlade
No, because they're like the good steroids. I think he's fine. I think he's super soldier. Because it was a success, I think like they're just even bigger.
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TheDisruptor
i think the Hulk's dick is smaller than Bruce Banner's dick.
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Steve-O
They're beefier.
00:07:13
BeyBlade
Now, the thing is, is you would think Steve Rogers' offspring wouldn't benefit from... Because it's not like his genetic makeup was altered, right? As far as I know.
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Steve-O
Does Steve Rogers have a child?
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BeyBlade
No, but I'm saying like...
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TheDisruptor
i thought you you I literally thought you were going did Steve Rogers have a penis?
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Steve-O
Does Steve Rogers have a penis?
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TheDisruptor
I was like, of course.
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BeyBlade
You know what?
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TheDisruptor
you
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BeyBlade
Listen, Space Marines don't have wieners.
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TheDisruptor
Come on.
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TheDisruptor
Really?
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BeyBlade
I don't think they do.
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TheDisruptor
Damn, Devin, why have you been so obsessed with this for so long?
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BeyBlade
Or if it's just like...
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TheDisruptor
It's so lame.
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BeyBlade
I mean...
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TheDisruptor
Look at dicks.
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BeyBlade
just want somebody to have a win, you know?
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TheDisruptor
What's the point?
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TheDisruptor
It's just smooth down there.
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Steve-O
It's a bunch of Ken dolls.
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BeyBlade
I don't... You know, i would imagine a Space Marine's penis... is very like vestigial. It's just there, but it's like, they don't know.
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Steve-O
Vestigial?
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TheDisruptor
shriveled up.
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BeyBlade
It's actually, it's, ah ahll be honest. It's actually kind of fascinating.
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TheDisruptor
It's like an appendix.
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Steve-O
Ornamental?
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BeyBlade
It's kind of fascinating. If you like look into the lore about what happens to certain ah space Marines, especially the ones that.
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TheDisruptor
Devin, you for years, you told me they had two dicks.
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BeyBlade
No, those are two.
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TheDisruptor
They were by dick.
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Steve-O
No, two stomachs.
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BeyBlade
it
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TheDisruptor
You said by dick, dick real, by dick real, I think.
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BeyBlade
that is Two hearts, two stomachs, two brains.
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TheDisruptor
Oh,
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BeyBlade
They got that bad no brain.
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Steve-O
We got two of two everything. No dicks.
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BeyBlade
No dicks.
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Steve-O
Here's a question. All right. So if their penises are ornamental, Devin, I hire a witch to replace your penis for a year with the hood ornament of a car.
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BeyBlade
Okay. Yeah.
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BeyBlade
My penis or space-waring penis.
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Steve-O
Yours.
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BeyBlade
Okay. Okay.
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Steve-O
Yours. Devin Kopech's penis.
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TheDisruptor
What ornament?
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Steve-O
Yeah.
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BeyBlade
yeah
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Steve-O
which Which car's hood ornament would you replace your penis with?
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BeyBlade
The panther one, the one that's like a cat.
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k-hog semen hunters
The Jaguar?
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TheDisruptor
The Jaguar.
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BeyBlade
Jaguar, yeah.
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TheDisruptor
Jaguar. ha, ha, ha, ha.
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k-hog semen hunters
The Panther.
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BeyBlade
And it's the one that pops out of the hood, you know?
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Steve-O
Okay, yeah.
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k-hog semen hunters
Yeah.
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BeyBlade
goes, so I can still kind of get some use out of it.
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Steve-O
You're
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k-hog semen hunters
It's not a Panther. It's a Jaguar.
00:09:07
Steve-O
so cool.
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k-hog semen hunters
It's not calling it a Panther.
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BeyBlade
i I fixed it about midway through.
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BeyBlade
it' God damn it.
00:09:16
Steve-O
you're so cool
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BeyBlade
No, but seriously, it's really it's actually really fascinating to see what happens in a space marine that gets like really horny, but they can't do anything about it because they don't know what to do about it.
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TheDisruptor
Yeah, they just they just kill things.
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k-hog semen hunters
What do they do?
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BeyBlade
They kind of freak out. No, that's the thing.
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k-hog semen hunters
is it like the Romans?
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BeyBlade
All right.
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k-hog semen hunters
Do they just start fucking each other?
00:09:34
BeyBlade
no that's the thing it's all right the The space marines that got corrupted by Slaanesh, which is essentially the cock, ah ah the cock god, Slaanesh is like the pervy sex god, right?
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TheDisruptor
The cock?
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Steve-O
but
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TheDisruptor
Is that his name? The cock, God.
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Steve-O
Finish the cock on.
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BeyBlade
Let's to just really generalize it.
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TheDisruptor
Pretty close.
00:09:53
BeyBlade
um he's Yeah, it's they're the god of like excess and you know just everything, a little too much. And there's a moment where like the first time all these space marines become corrupted by Slaanesh,
00:10:05
BeyBlade
ah they're around humans and all the humans have like weird freak orgies and like they don't know how to react to that. So their response is to just like self mutilate and also just kill things, which, you know, says a lot, but it's because they're like psycho, like they're psycho fucking condition to like hate aliens.
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BeyBlade
And that's all they really care about. And just, you know,
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TheDisruptor
Gain pleasure from pain and murder.
00:10:33
BeyBlade
Yeah, and it's like, yeah, what would happen to a space marine? It's like, oh, they become a fucking freak, dude. can Become a chief sicko.
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TheDisruptor
That's ah
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BeyBlade
I'll be honest.
00:10:44
k-hog semen hunters
It's tight.
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Steve-O
They don't
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BeyBlade
i yeah I was getting into it. Not like that, but like I was like, wow, that's actually really fucking smart. I never thought about it.
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TheDisruptor
hot.
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Steve-O
they don't have like a librarian explaining the birds and the bees to them?
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BeyBlade
These books are great.
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TheDisruptor
You don't need birds and the bees when you don't got to
00:10:57
BeyBlade
No, dude, because even the librarians like, what are you talking about? They don't get boners, dude.
00:11:01
TheDisruptor
A stick and twigs or berry and twigs, man. don't matter.
00:11:04
BeyBlade
Yeah. they're They're like, what do I get?
00:11:05
Steve-O
Inquisitor!
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BeyBlade
They don't got time to focus on, you know, on the ladies.
00:11:11
Steve-O
What are these feelings I have?
00:11:15
BeyBlade
I just want to murder things.
00:11:15
Steve-O
Well, when you get older, Primark.
00:11:18
BeyBlade
Which explains a lot, you know, when you're like 14 and you just don't know what's going on.
00:11:24
Steve-O
I just keep listening to Hoobastank.
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TheDisruptor
So they're all...
00:11:25
BeyBlade
Oh, the Primark got even more creepy.
00:11:26
TheDisruptor
So you're you're saying... All Space Marines are just 13-year-olds. They're real big.
00:11:32
BeyBlade
Dude.
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Steve-O
They just listen in the corn.
00:11:33
BeyBlade
They're probably younger than that.
00:11:34
Steve-O
Absolute 13 year olds.
00:11:36
k-hog semen hunters
Amen.
00:11:36
BeyBlade
Yeah. I'll be honest. There's something to that, Chris. That they're just fucking 10-year-olds on steroids.
00:11:42
TheDisruptor
Yeah.
00:11:45
TheDisruptor
It makes sense, right?
00:11:46
BeyBlade
Yeah, pretty much.
00:11:46
TheDisruptor
They're not 10-year-olds.
00:11:48
BeyBlade
I mean, you know, we can ignore the fact that they're like emotionally 10, you know?
00:11:54
TheDisruptor
Right, right, of course.
00:11:55
BeyBlade
Because...
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TheDisruptor
Like, they have, you know, all this knowledge pumped into their brain, obviously. They know the world.
00:12:00
BeyBlade
Yeah, and they're like training for like you know like a space marine scout is like 70.
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TheDisruptor
Yeah,
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BeyBlade
You know what I mean?
00:12:06
TheDisruptor
yeah, yeah,
00:12:06
BeyBlade
But still, they're not they don't know what grade school is like. Public school. They would get fucking bullied nonstop.
00:12:14
Steve-O
Stop it!
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TheDisruptor
They wouldn't...
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Steve-O
Be nice to me!
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TheDisruptor
You can't even fit through the hallways, and the freak!
00:12:16
BeyBlade
but do of
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Steve-O
ah
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TheDisruptor
Go back to your fucking giant home, freak!
00:12:20
k-hog semen hunters
Mm-hmm.
00:12:22
Steve-O
ah I have to be homeschooled!
00:12:24
BeyBlade
o I'm so horny and I don't know what to do.
00:12:26
Steve-O
Emperor!
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TheDisruptor
I think Frankenstein shit his pants, Mrs.
00:12:29
BeyBlade
Yeah.
00:12:31
TheDisruptor
O'Donnell. Everybody laughs.
00:12:32
BeyBlade
but
00:12:33
Steve-O
It's okay, Frankenstein. Go clean yourself off.
00:12:35
TheDisruptor
It's not my name! It's not my name! It's Frank!
00:12:38
Steve-O
Alright. Lieutenant Lord Frank.
00:12:42
BeyBlade
and
00:12:44
Steve-O
Go clean yourself off in the bathroom.
00:12:45
BeyBlade
Brother Frank. Brother Lord Commander Frank.
00:12:48
Steve-O
up Brother Frank shit himself!
00:12:51
TheDisruptor
didn't do it!
00:12:52
Steve-O
yeah
00:12:53
BeyBlade
ordered
00:12:54
TheDisruptor
Didn't they just say that?
00:12:57
BeyBlade
He's always scratching himself because his black hair paste hasn't fully formed yet. So subdirtle chest armor is just really itchy. He's like, it's a condition.
00:13:04
TheDisruptor
Covered in acne. Covered in acne.
00:13:06
BeyBlade
Yeah. Yeah, dude.
00:13:07
TheDisruptor
Oh, man. These guys are these guys are fucking nerds.
00:13:09
BeyBlade
We made this work, guys. I don't want to tell my business, but yeah, we made this work.
00:13:11
TheDisruptor
These nerds.
Weekly Activities and Horror Genre Discussion
00:13:18
BeyBlade
Anyway, what have you guys been up to this week?
00:13:19
TheDisruptor
Anyway. let's Let's get to the meat of it all here.
00:13:24
BeyBlade
and got some I got some things and I got some takes.
00:13:24
TheDisruptor
but we We played some games and watched some TV shows.
00:13:29
BeyBlade
Yeah.
00:13:30
TheDisruptor
I don't think I saw a movie. A new one.
00:13:33
BeyBlade
Whoa. whoa
00:13:33
Steve-O
You knew about a movie?
00:13:35
TheDisruptor
I knew about a movie. I know about a lot of movies. But um I've watched some old films. ah
00:13:42
Steve-O
Oh.
00:13:43
TheDisruptor
Specifically the Hell House movies.
00:13:48
Steve-O
Okay.
00:13:48
TheDisruptor
I've seen before.
00:13:48
k-hog semen hunters
Hell House? Okay, all right.
00:13:51
TheDisruptor
u So I don't know if you guys know this or not. But there's a series of found footage movies about a a ah hotel. A hotel.
00:14:02
TheDisruptor
in um abaddon new york upstate abaddon new york and a they um is a group of kids that start a haunted house in the abaddon hotel and it is um not only is it haunted but it is a gateway to hell and uh there's a giant uh giant crisis that occurs during their opening night and a hole to hell opens up yada yada yada but um
00:14:07
BeyBlade
It's pretty sick name.
00:14:20
Steve-O
Oh. oh
00:14:33
TheDisruptor
They've made a bunch of these movies. There's three of them thus far. And they've done like a spinoff one that I just found out about. It was released last year, but it's now on Shudder. Like it went through this whole process of distribution.
00:14:46
TheDisruptor
And I just decided to watch all three again because I haven't seen them in a bit. And actually, funny enough, I was going to watch Grave Encounters. And then I read that they're remaking that.
00:14:59
Steve-O
That was, um, Grave Encounters.
00:15:02
TheDisruptor
Grey Encounters is the ah haunted ah reality show found footage movie where they go to a ah get to a haunted hospital and end up.
00:15:12
Steve-O
oh Oh.
00:15:13
TheDisruptor
It's like a back rooms type scenario where the hospital keeps getting bigger and they can't find the exit and it gets creepy and it's haunted.
00:15:18
BeyBlade
Thank you.
00:15:19
k-hog semen hunters
Thank you.
00:15:21
TheDisruptor
but but ya yada yeah
00:15:23
Steve-O
Hmm.
00:15:23
TheDisruptor
um Anyway, they are remaking that with Justin Long, I believe.
00:15:27
Steve-O
Okay. You know, that's the thing. When Justin Long is in a horror movie, it just feels right.
00:15:33
TheDisruptor
I know. And that character that's in that movie, who's the host of the show, I think he would fucking nail that role like perfectly.
00:15:39
Steve-O
Okay.
00:15:40
TheDisruptor
Because it's like an egotistical... It's a pretty standard what you would think the movie is trying to set up. Like, oh, it's a guy who doesn't believe in ghosts, he's just trying to get ratings and shit. And it's a big... He's a con artist.
00:15:54
TheDisruptor
and But yeah, that um very simple plot. Nothing too complicated. And I think it's pretty cool. It's well... done It's just the effects are very cheap and it looks dated even though it was made like only like 10 years ago.
00:16:09
Steve-O
Yeah. Yeah.
00:16:10
TheDisruptor
So like make remaking it, I think it's not a bad idea. I think there's fertile ground there. And, but anyway, I watched all three of the original hell house movies and I think they're all good sets.
00:16:25
TheDisruptor
I think they're not great movies in any way, shape or form, but I like them quite a bit. I like, I'm kind of sucker. a sucker. for found footage movies.
00:16:34
Steve-O
yeah
00:16:35
TheDisruptor
um after
00:16:36
BeyBlade
I don't care for him.
00:16:37
TheDisruptor
I know you don't. i A lot of people don't.
Found Footage Films: Merits and Challenges
00:16:40
BeyBlade
It's i don't I don't know actually how I feel, to be honest.
00:16:40
TheDisruptor
You're not the only one.
00:16:45
BeyBlade
Kind of was a joke, but like the more think about the the less I like a few, you know, there are few that are good.
00:16:48
TheDisruptor
It's not... People... They keep getting made, but like a lot of people don't like them. That I talk to about found footage films.
00:16:56
BeyBlade
Well, guess because it's is it do you think it's because they're just seen as like really cheap to make?
00:17:01
TheDisruptor
I mean, sure. That's obviously part of it. And like, it usually extremely simple, not very, not like complicated, very surface, but it all comes down to like really effective scares and style and acting and acting.
00:17:07
BeyBlade
yeah
00:17:07
Steve-O
Yeah. Yeah.
00:17:17
TheDisruptor
I think acting actually number one. If you can get good actors, you can, you can do a found footage movie. Pretty, pretty good. Um, And none of these movies have great actors.
00:17:29
Steve-O
yeah
00:17:30
TheDisruptor
ah That's le kind of the problem.
00:17:31
BeyBlade
That seems to be the issue. Yeah. That seems to be the problem.
00:17:33
TheDisruptor
Because they're cheap, like Devin said. you know like It's an epic thing.
00:17:35
Steve-O
That's the you you make so much. If you make a found footage movie like your your your budget is peanuts. But those returns are like infinitely like massive.
00:17:46
TheDisruptor
Yeah, dude.
00:17:49
Steve-O
Like you get Blair Witch. You got Paranormal Activity.
00:17:54
TheDisruptor
it's It's like, it's to go back to what we were originally talking about, it's like sperm.
00:17:58
BeyBlade
Ew.
00:18:00
TheDisruptor
you know like There are a million that are shot out into the that into the vagina to eventually become a baby, and only one makes it.
00:18:00
Steve-O
hmm.
00:18:03
BeyBlade
you
00:18:11
TheDisruptor
There are so few popular found footage movies, and everybody's trying. Everybody's racing around. To get that. That big big return that Steve's talking about. Because it is a fucking huge return.
00:18:26
TheDisruptor
When it hits. It is like massive. When it hits.
00:18:31
Steve-O
nonstop sequels like how many paranormal activity movies were there mm-hmm
00:18:34
TheDisruptor
And i I legitimately think. The first paranormal activity. The acting was good. And it was scary. like I think everything about that movie. Same thing the way I think about Blair Witch. I think they're really.
00:18:46
k-hog semen hunters
who's the best to the
00:18:46
TheDisruptor
Well done movies.
00:18:47
k-hog semen hunters
was it the third one? The third paranormal activity?
00:18:50
Steve-O
that was the 80s one right
00:18:52
TheDisruptor
Yep.
00:18:52
k-hog semen hunters
Yeah, where they put the the VHS recorder on the on the the rotating fan in the kitchen.
00:18:57
TheDisruptor
Yes. Yes. Yes.
00:18:59
k-hog semen hunters
that was that was so That was actually pretty dope.
00:19:01
TheDisruptor
That's the thing. Like there's also like really cool little tricks and techniques that go into making them.
00:19:02
k-hog semen hunters
That was cool.
00:19:07
TheDisruptor
If you're, if it's clever and it's, and it's interesting. Um, there's a chap.
00:19:11
k-hog semen hunters
The like... is Is Blair Witch the only one that, like, sticked the landing? Because I feel like the first Paranormal was was good, but, like, the ending kind of, like, I don't know, it was a little kind of cheesy.
00:19:15
TheDisruptor
No.
00:19:21
k-hog semen hunters
When, like, she, like, went went into the camera, like, ran ran into the camera or whatever. i don't know.
00:19:29
TheDisruptor
Yeah, no, I think there are really effective found footage movies. It's just they're not always hits like the ones that come out. I think there are a few sleeper, really solid ones that just kind of missed their window.
00:19:44
TheDisruptor
One in particular, there's a few Japanese ones. There's one called Occult that I watched for that found footage, the Gawani and Chill
00:19:52
k-hog semen hunters
Oh, we watched that together, didn't we?
00:19:53
TheDisruptor
I think we did ah that, that entire film.
00:19:54
k-hog semen hunters
Didn't we watch that?
00:19:57
TheDisruptor
The concept is, is, is truly, truly terrifying. Like I, there, I think about that all the time. Conceptually it's a man goes on a hike to a mountain.
00:20:10
TheDisruptor
A crazy guy stabs him and says something to him. Like there's video of him on like this bridge. He gets stabbed in the back and you hear him like whisper something. Then the man who stabs him drops dead.
00:20:23
TheDisruptor
And then when the guy recovers out of the hospital from the stab wound, he basically, they they interview him because he thinks that he needs to make a bomb, strap it to himself, and blow himself up in the largest populated area in Tokyo.
00:20:40
TheDisruptor
And you're watching him like he's totally committed to it. it's It's fucking chilling to watch. the ah The issue is what John said, though.
00:20:51
TheDisruptor
It did not stick the landing whatsoever.
00:20:53
k-hog semen hunters
Yeah, because like, ah Late Night with the Devil too is like the same thing. Like, they kind of just through it all threw it all away at the end, I think.
00:20:57
TheDisruptor
Yeah.
00:21:01
Steve-O
Yeah.
00:21:01
k-hog semen hunters
It was kind of disappointing.
00:21:02
TheDisruptor
I think that the cheap air, the cheapness kind of is exposed at the, usually the big grand finale of most these.
00:21:10
Steve-O
It's, it's hard to stick a landing in.
00:21:13
TheDisruptor
Yeah.
00:21:15
Steve-O
I think Blair Witch stuck the landing, but I know there's a lot of people who don't agree with that.
00:21:19
k-hog semen hunters
No, i i think i think that was pretty good.
00:21:21
Steve-O
I think it's, act I think it's excellent.
00:21:21
k-hog semen hunters
the The way they ended it.
00:21:23
Steve-O
I think it is. It's,
00:21:24
TheDisruptor
If I could offer any, I think Nori, The Curse, this is another Japanese film footage movie made by the same director as a cult.
00:21:32
Steve-O
Oh.
00:21:32
TheDisruptor
i think I think that movie sticks the landing. And I think that movie is really scary.
00:21:35
BeyBlade
Wait, did Did I see this one?
00:21:38
TheDisruptor
um i think it's on YouTube for free. I'm not 100% sure.
00:21:41
BeyBlade
no No, I didn't. I didn't see this one.
00:21:43
TheDisruptor
I love it. And I think it's a lot of people missed it. And it's ah like um a sleeper, great film.
00:21:50
BeyBlade
It's not... So, this it's not an actual... I think it's like a horror comedy, but have any of you seen one cut of The Dead?
00:21:57
TheDisruptor
Mm-mm.
00:21:58
BeyBlade
So, it's like a Korean movie...
00:21:58
Steve-O
oh
00:22:01
BeyBlade
Japanese or Korean film... ah Where they're trying to do like a like a zombie ah handheld camera style ah found footage. But then like actual zombies show up.
00:22:14
BeyBlade
And then the guy's like, wait, we can use this to make my movie. It's like, apparently it's very it's very silly and and actually pretty solid. I just have never made or found the time to watch it.
00:22:25
TheDisruptor
um like I completely blank because I watched this last week. um I did watch a new movie.
00:22:32
BeyBlade
you To be fair, you were here last week, so...
00:22:32
Steve-O
Oh.
00:22:34
TheDisruptor
I wasn't. I completely forgot.
00:22:35
BeyBlade
Yeah.
00:22:35
TheDisruptor
And the movie is called Found Footage.
00:22:40
k-hog semen hunters
Oh my god, Chris.
00:22:41
BeyBlade
All right. Okay. Okay.
00:22:42
k-hog semen hunters
Chris, you might have you might have a problem, Chris. You might be addicted.
00:22:44
TheDisruptor
Jesus Christ. So I watched Found Footage, The Making of the Patterson Project, which is a Canadian... found footage comedy horror.
00:22:59
TheDisruptor
I've been bringing that movie up, kind of just sprung the bell for me.
00:23:02
BeyBlade
Oh, God.
00:23:03
TheDisruptor
um And I liked it. I enjoyed it. It's basically a, a man who kind of reminds me of the director of Coven in a, an American movie.
00:23:14
BeyBlade
oh god
00:23:16
TheDisruptor
um Basically goes on a quest. He's a Canadian filmmaker and he wants to make a found footage, Bigfoot movie. in a secluded area um and using his girlfriend's parents' timeshare, which she offered as a suggestion, but they committed to it. And now like she's really nervous about it. all day Yeah, it's the whole thing.
00:23:38
TheDisruptor
Anyway.
00:23:41
TheDisruptor
Yeah, it's funny in parts. There's some really funny scenes, specifically the main actor who they cast doesn't know how to hold a camera and doesn't know how to use one.
00:23:49
BeyBlade
sick
00:23:51
TheDisruptor
And he's like, what did you think this was? you need to have the camera the whole time phil e he's like it's funny it's funny in parts I really
00:23:58
BeyBlade
right you know a horror movie i've always heard really good things about but i've never watched it uh creep have you guys that is that found footage
00:24:08
TheDisruptor
yeah I think I haven't seen Creep I know that's I don't know if it's one of the Duplass brothers that made that but I know he's in it right um ah it might be him
00:24:19
BeyBlade
Yeah, yeah, he's like the main creep, essentially. I don't know. yeah I'm in the same boat where I'm like, I don't know if this is...
00:24:26
TheDisruptor
I was never a big mumblecore guy. And...
00:24:29
BeyBlade
Is that what he does?
00:24:31
TheDisruptor
can't...
00:24:32
BeyBlade
I'm not familiar with him.
00:24:32
TheDisruptor
Yeah. Like... It's... um There are some interesting mumblecore movies that I watched. This is like years ago. was like...
00:24:40
BeyBlade
What is Mumblecore? Let's start with that.
00:24:43
TheDisruptor
Mumblecore is usually a completely improvisational film where there is like a main conceit in the film. Like baked in. Like a concept. And the whole movie...
00:24:55
TheDisruptor
revolves around this concept and the one mobile core movie i saw it was a duplass brothers movie i cannot remember the name of it off the top of my head um but it was about two friends that uh they they make a porno together or something and it's like the whole build up to that and oh blanking on this is killing me it's kind of what hump day yes
00:25:20
BeyBlade
Is it hump day? Hump day? and looked up. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah.
00:25:27
TheDisruptor
And it's like, yeah, they get together.
00:25:27
BeyBlade
Two dollars for these.
00:25:29
TheDisruptor
I think it's, what what is the hump days, American comedy drama, uh, as two straight male friends who decided to make an art film, depicting themselves having sex. And it's them like basically kind of reasoning it out in their heads.
00:25:46
TheDisruptor
And it, the whole movie revolves around them talking about it and then doing it. And then that's kind of the movie it's, uh, and it, it's all like bubble core is like,
00:25:54
BeyBlade
um
00:25:57
TheDisruptor
so It's almost like the Robert Altman school of dialogue where everybody's kind of like talking over themselves.
00:26:03
BeyBlade
and um
00:26:03
Steve-O
Yeah, they're trying to make it naturalistic, right? five billion
00:26:06
TheDisruptor
Yes.
00:26:06
Steve-O
Yeah.
00:26:06
TheDisruptor
I hate that.
00:26:08
Steve-O
It's not great.
00:26:08
BeyBlade
I do too.
00:26:09
Steve-O
I don't like it...................
00:26:11
TheDisruptor
I fucking despise it. I, it's like one of my pet peeves.
00:26:13
BeyBlade
It's kind of my big issue with the last few so episodes of The Bear this last season.
00:26:18
TheDisruptor
Yeah. That's kind of the, the, that's what held me back from the bear quite a bit. I don't, I hate that so much. Um,
00:26:27
BeyBlade
Well, there's a sequence.
00:26:27
TheDisruptor
And it's,
00:26:28
BeyBlade
I've talked about this before, but there's a sequence ah like.
00:26:32
k-hog semen hunters
Which episode are you talking about, Devin?
00:26:34
BeyBlade
So.
00:26:35
k-hog semen hunters
The one where they go all Ingmar Bergman in the beginning?
00:26:37
BeyBlade
So it's the last. So, no, no, it's the episode where it's two. It's two moments, right? It's the episode where he talks to his mom and his mom like has like a breakdown and like really gets it off her chest.
00:26:49
k-hog semen hunters
Right.
00:26:49
BeyBlade
And she's talking to Carmi, which to me, I'm like, wow, that's really good acting because that's traditional.
00:26:51
k-hog semen hunters
Oh, and then the the the birth.
00:26:55
k-hog semen hunters
Yeah.
00:26:56
BeyBlade
Like I say a thing, you you know, and then the last episode is just them just talking over each other and arguing.
00:26:58
k-hog semen hunters
Yeah, okay.
00:27:02
BeyBlade
And I'm like, this is so much more annoying and hard to watch than like, like it was such a ah clear difference of like, well, this is this style and this is that style.
00:27:14
k-hog semen hunters
Yeah.
00:27:14
BeyBlade
And I much prefer, you know, the,
00:27:17
k-hog semen hunters
I liked the last episode of The Barrel.
00:27:20
BeyBlade
It just didn't hit for me the way I think they wanted it to. At least for me. Yeah.
00:27:25
TheDisruptor
it's it's listen i'm not one to say that it's even a good or bad thing it's just a pet peeve that i have ah like it's just confusing and it kind of yeah just make it help it keeps me from focusing properly on what anybody is saying and i don't
00:27:38
BeyBlade
Yeah.
00:27:41
k-hog semen hunters
yeah ah Yeah, I don't know. I think those types of scenes are are just not like like what's going on what's being written as spoken in the script isn't necessarily as important as like reactions. and you know they're They're trying to make it you know as realistic, I guess, as possible when people are or talking.
00:28:00
TheDisruptor
they're there' I feel like there's only, like, it does work for me in some situations. Like, I think Uncut Gems works because it is all about building tension.
00:28:12
TheDisruptor
And that really gives, that to me makes me feel tense when it's just people talking over each other. So, like, if you're trying to build tension and make me feel anxious, okay, I think that's good.
00:28:25
k-hog semen hunters
Well, I feel like, Devin, you don't, you don't, you didn't, I'm i'm trolling you here, but you didn't like the Seven Fishes episode? Because there's there's a lot of that in there, too, you know?
00:28:32
BeyBlade
No, that's the thing. I know, but that kept jumping to different characters, so it kept my interest.
00:28:34
k-hog semen hunters
Like...
00:28:40
BeyBlade
Like... Yeah, and it was like, you know, like, it's only...
00:28:40
k-hog semen hunters
Okay, it's like diet it's like guiding you, like, as opposed as opposed to the last episode where they have the wide shots of all three of them.
00:28:48
BeyBlade
Yeah, and he's just kind of retelling the same story every time, and it's like he tells this, and he tells that, and this, that, and it's just...
00:28:48
k-hog semen hunters
so and and And Sydney's in the background, yeah. Yeah.
00:28:56
BeyBlade
It's half the characters are being just
Peacemaker Series: Pacing and Narrative Frustrations
00:28:58
BeyBlade
irritating. And also I'm like not agreeing with what's happening in the scene anyway. It's a weird. I definitely have a hang up over it for sure, but. That's neither here nor there.
00:29:09
BeyBlade
I still like it.
00:29:09
TheDisruptor
neither here nor there anyway all my found footage movies that i watched uh didn't compare at all to any of the alien earth i watched because that was always great i know you guys talked about the most recent episode in the last podcast but um it's just i endlessly think about that show um i just love it in every way and uh
00:29:09
k-hog semen hunters
Yeah.
00:29:10
BeyBlade
Yeah.
00:29:24
BeyBlade
Yeah.
00:29:33
TheDisruptor
I talk about it all the time. And I always look at the really awful takes on Reddit where people are trying to understand it. And that's fun.
00:29:42
Steve-O
I don't know if there's like a ah bad or a sleeper episode in that show. It has just like incrementally like kept me on the edge of my seat, like excited to see.
00:29:46
TheDisruptor
know.
00:29:50
TheDisruptor
I know.
00:29:50
BeyBlade
Kind of like the opposite of what Peacemaker's been this season.
00:29:54
Steve-O
Right, a little bit.
00:29:56
TheDisruptor
I think those last few episodes, what it? Three episodes now?
00:30:00
BeyBlade
Yeah. I was, i du I was ready to hit the fucking, not eject, but like, I'm like, is this going to be a bad season?
00:30:00
TheDisruptor
The shorter...
00:30:09
BeyBlade
Are we just trying to tricking ourselves into thinking this is good when like, this isn't a good show?
00:30:14
Steve-O
I don't think it's bad.
00:30:14
BeyBlade
Like,
00:30:15
Steve-O
Like, that's the thing. I don't think it's bad.
00:30:16
TheDisruptor
Yeah, I don't bad.
00:30:17
Steve-O
i just think right now where it stands, it seems like we're in this weird, like waiting room for the final three episodes.
00:30:30
TheDisruptor
Yeah, i it's all build up.
00:30:30
Steve-O
Like. get
00:30:32
TheDisruptor
It's all filler to so lead into whatever the end of this is. you know like it it's It sucks, though, that the plot doesn't move much.
00:30:37
Steve-O
Yeah. Mm
00:30:43
TheDisruptor
why like
00:30:43
Steve-O
hmm.
00:30:45
TheDisruptor
That's my biggest hangout. It's not so much like there's some cool stuff with Eagly. There's like cool character shit going on, but like the plot is just stopped.
00:30:50
Steve-O
Right.
00:30:54
Steve-O
This feels like stuff that should have all happened when Argus raided his home.
00:30:54
TheDisruptor
Right.
00:31:01
TheDisruptor
Yeah.
00:31:01
k-hog semen hunters
Yeah.
00:31:01
TheDisruptor
the Yeah. I think you could have did what ah John, you said you could have really summed all this up in an episode and a half.
00:31:07
k-hog semen hunters
Yeah, episode and a half, something.
00:31:08
Steve-O
Yeah.
00:31:09
k-hog semen hunters
like
00:31:09
TheDisruptor
I think that's pretty fair.
00:31:12
k-hog semen hunters
Because like what sucks, like this is the worst part, was like three maybe three minutes into like to the towards the end of this last episode, I'm like, dude, they're not going to end it here, are they? And then and then they do.
00:31:26
k-hog semen hunters
and And it's like the worst feeling in the world, because it's like,
00:31:26
BeyBlade
Yeah.
00:31:28
TheDisruptor
Yeah.
00:31:28
BeyBlade
yeah
00:31:30
k-hog semen hunters
it's like It's been like that the last three episodes, and not and it's not necessarily a cliffhanger. It's just like end of chapter of we where we want to end it right now and then continue next week, and it kind of ah drag drags a little bit.
00:31:37
TheDisruptor
Basically.
00:31:42
TheDisruptor
Really sad, too.
00:31:44
Steve-O
yeah
00:31:44
TheDisruptor
Like, ah it's sad because, like, it makes you focus on Vigilante, who was not the focus at all and on the for the rest of the season. Like, he's... Because that last scene where he's, like, crying...
00:31:56
Steve-O
Yeah, he's like he's like openly bawling.
00:31:59
TheDisruptor
I mean, he's a he's a fan favorite character. It's hard not to feel like
00:32:02
k-hog semen hunters
is he Is he crying because Chris is gone or is he crying because he didn't write the his letter to him?
00:32:08
TheDisruptor
like. Both?
00:32:08
k-hog semen hunters
He wrote it to Adebayo.
00:32:10
TheDisruptor
I mean, I'm sure he's he's upset that... He's mostly upset that Chris is gone. that' He's a very simple person you know with his with his emotional drives.
00:32:18
Steve-O
Mm-hmm.
00:32:18
BeyBlade
yeah But he's not doing...
00:32:21
TheDisruptor
and It's not very complicated. um but yeah, it's just a shame because the only time we do see him... and have a moment is when he's like suffering. I know he's not a good person, but I love his character so goddamn much.
00:32:38
BeyBlade
doesn't do anything. Like...
00:32:39
TheDisruptor
I know.
00:32:40
BeyBlade
the
00:32:40
Steve-O
This episode was the first time this season where he is kind of felt a little bit more than just like silly animal facts.
00:32:50
TheDisruptor
Yeah.
00:32:50
k-hog semen hunters
Yeah.
00:32:50
BeyBlade
but He's just the guy in the background. Like, in every...
00:32:53
Steve-O
Yeah.
00:32:54
BeyBlade
And they're like, hey, go get... He's the guy that, like, gets the the chairs.
00:32:56
k-hog semen hunters
Go get the door. Go get the door.
00:32:57
BeyBlade
Yeah, gets the door. And it's like... he You know, considering he was a ah surprise standout, like, fan favorite, like, um I'm not saying make the whole show app make, you know, make it all about him.
00:33:06
Steve-O
Right. From season one.
00:33:11
BeyBlade
But, like, the fact that he's just, like, barely a factor and we're, like, six...
00:33:16
TheDisruptor
He's been relegated.
00:33:17
Steve-O
Yeah.
00:33:18
BeyBlade
Yeah, and it's...
00:33:18
k-hog semen hunters
Yeah, if end up... And this what sucks, like if they do end up killing him... And there's no evidence pointing towards this at all, but like if his character ends up dying, like it would actually feel like a huge waste like this season.
00:33:28
TheDisruptor
Yeah.
00:33:29
BeyBlade
Yeah.
00:33:30
TheDisruptor
You're absolutely right.
00:33:30
k-hog semen hunters
And that kind of sucks.
00:33:31
TheDisruptor
It would be, it would be like, yeah, it's just empty, kind of empty. Right. Like, just,
00:33:35
k-hog semen hunters
Yeah, or just like like a meaningless, like cheap tool to use for whatever reason. It's just like kind Still not really defined...
00:33:46
TheDisruptor
I mean, hes he's got to have a moment. He's got to have a moment this season, right? Like, he's got to have something.
00:33:49
Steve-O
yeah.
00:33:50
BeyBlade
Yeah. And I do think he will. and like you know maybe Maybe I'm at the same time,
00:33:56
BeyBlade
but at the same time
00:33:57
TheDisruptor
Jumping the gun, if you will. Hmm.
00:33:59
k-hog semen hunters
and Guns loaded.
00:34:02
BeyBlade
I mean, listen, yeah.
00:34:02
k-hog semen hunters
No, but, like, also, like, dude, there's a lot... There was a lot of... There was a lot of riding on this season. I'm like... We got a little bit of fucking Justice Gang in the first episode, and then, like, nothing about... Nothing with that stuff since.
00:34:13
Steve-O
yeah
00:34:13
k-hog semen hunters
And it's...
00:34:14
k-hog semen hunters
It's kind of, um... I don't want to say it's disappointing, because i don't want them to crutch on on other properties. But, like, it would be nice, you know?
00:34:23
TheDisruptor
and To use a a parlance from you, John, they licked my dick and walked away.
00:34:23
k-hog semen hunters
Like...
00:34:28
TheDisruptor
That's what it's like.
00:34:28
k-hog semen hunters
Yeah... Dude, people are bringing up the the ah this season on Peacemaker trailer thing that they show at the end at the end of the first at the end of the first episode.
00:34:42
k-hog semen hunters
And there's like a clip where Sasha and um and Rick Flag go to Belle Reve prison to find somebody to help them with finding you know these dimensional portals.
00:34:54
k-hog semen hunters
So I'm like, are we going to get Lex? Are we going to get, I guess one of Lex's like goons i guess maybe otis and what is otis and sydney right is that is that their names
00:35:01
TheDisruptor
Hmm.
00:35:02
Steve-O
We get Otis.
00:35:08
Steve-O
I think.
00:35:11
Steve-O
But. um
00:35:12
k-hog semen hunters
but um well i don't know yeah i mean yeah maybe maybe it's otis yeah sydney is the guy with the mustache and otis is the ah the black guy it's probably both both of those guys maybe if anything
00:35:12
TheDisruptor
What about the engineer?
00:35:14
Steve-O
Oh, maybe.
00:35:26
k-hog semen hunters
Or it could be Lex. Or they paid Nicholas Holt $50 million dollars to to be in three seconds of Peacemaker.
00:35:36
k-hog semen hunters
Or ah Nicholas Holt or whatever.
00:35:36
Steve-O
i don't I don't think Lex Luthor would be in Belle Reve, though.
00:35:37
k-hog semen hunters
yeah
00:35:39
TheDisruptor
Yeah.
00:35:40
k-hog semen hunters
Yeah. They sent him to Belle Reve at the end of Superman.
00:35:41
Steve-O
they said Oh, you're right. They say said this guy ah set his bald head to Belle Reve.
00:35:44
k-hog semen hunters
Yeah, send his bald ass to Belle Reve.
00:35:47
Steve-O
I think he's got too much bald, though. He'd go somewhere nice.
00:35:50
k-hog semen hunters
He'd have his Al Capone jail somewhere.
00:35:52
BeyBlade
He'd go somewhere nice.
00:35:52
Steve-O
Yeah. Yeah.
00:35:53
k-hog semen hunters
Not Gen Pop. I mean, he'll i'll be fine. He's Lex, right?
00:35:57
TheDisruptor
fine.
00:35:58
k-hog semen hunters
He's okay.
00:35:58
Steve-O
That's interesting.
00:35:59
BeyBlade
Yeah, he's he's going to be the borderline hero next movie.
00:36:00
k-hog semen hunters
He's got money.
00:36:02
BeyBlade
Yeah.
00:36:04
Steve-O
I want the next three episodes to be alien earth quality though.
00:36:08
k-hog semen hunters
I want the next three episodes to come out at the same time so that we don't deal with this shit.
00:36:08
Steve-O
It just all at once.
00:36:12
BeyBlade
Yeah.
00:36:13
k-hog semen hunters
Yeah.
00:36:13
Steve-O
Yeah.
00:36:14
TheDisruptor
Yeah, I agree.
00:36:15
Steve-O
Honestly, i think if it was two episodes for maybe the in between for this part, it wouldn't have been as bad. Not bad, but
00:36:22
k-hog semen hunters
Oh, if they pulled a Daredevil Born Again and gave us one good episode and one bad episode or whatever.
00:36:27
Steve-O
yeah. If they were like, here's the weird bank one.
00:36:28
TheDisruptor
Because they knew.
00:36:30
Steve-O
And,
00:36:30
TheDisruptor
They fucking knew, man. They knew.
00:36:34
k-hog semen hunters
I mean, we'll see. I mean, that's that's the other thing is like, also, are they going to tease Brainiac in this? Because, you know, Gunn keeps fucking doing his side marketing and on his on his interviews.
00:36:46
BeyBlade
I mean, I'll be honest, who else would they team up to fight?
00:36:46
k-hog semen hunters
is
00:36:49
k-hog semen hunters
It's got to be Brainiac, right?
00:36:50
BeyBlade
You know? Yeah, it's it's it'd be weird if it...
00:36:51
k-hog semen hunters
I mean, you saw you saw that you saw the cover of the script, right?
00:36:55
BeyBlade
Yeah.
00:36:57
Steve-O
That's a weird ass brain, dude.
00:36:57
k-hog semen hunters
It's just that fucking...
00:36:57
BeyBlade
Yeah.
00:36:59
k-hog semen hunters
It's a brain.
00:36:59
Steve-O
That's a weird ass brain.
00:37:02
k-hog semen hunters
So... I mean, it's but it's a man brain, but...
00:37:06
TheDisruptor
Man brain.
00:37:07
Steve-O
It's a brain with more brain in it than there should be.
00:37:11
k-hog semen hunters
Yeah, it shows it shows a brain.
00:37:15
k-hog semen hunters
It's gotta Brainiac, right?
00:37:16
Steve-O
It's got to be brainiac.
00:37:18
BeyBlade
It's not.
00:37:18
Steve-O
It has to be. It has to be.
00:37:19
BeyBlade
It's doomsday, dude. He needs more play.
00:37:22
k-hog semen hunters
And I mean, i don't want to call what it is, but like, yeah, like this is like how you tackle, ah tackle all the Kryptonian stuff, all the Kryptonian loose ends from, from Superman, you know, the Kryptonian stuff and set up president Lex.
00:37:28
Steve-O
And you never will.
00:37:37
Steve-O
Okay.
00:37:39
k-hog semen hunters
Yeah.
00:37:40
Steve-O
We're all we're all on the page where this is Earth X, right? We're doing Earth X.
00:37:46
BeyBlade
At this point, if it's not, i'm I might actually be happy if it's not because it seems so obvious.
00:37:52
k-hog semen hunters
Because it's so obvious.
00:37:53
Steve-O
It's so obvious.
00:37:53
k-hog semen hunters
Yeah, it's so obvious and it's like and they're like yeah drag yeah, dragging our feet to get to it and it's fucking like everybody already knows so let's just get through it.
00:37:57
BeyBlade
And we're dragging our feet to get there.
00:38:06
k-hog semen hunters
You know, like you weren't it wasn't that like it was it was cute the first the first tease or whatever but now it's just like three episodes later it's like come on, let's get let's get on with it.
00:38:12
Steve-O
Right.
00:38:17
k-hog semen hunters
You know?
00:38:19
k-hog semen hunters
I don't know.
00:38:21
BeyBlade
No. it Yeah. I mean, I... Again, I wish I wasn't down on it, but, you know, I've been down on a few things, to be honest.
00:38:32
TheDisruptor
Oh yeah? What are you shitting on now?
00:38:33
Steve-O
Yeah, what else?
00:38:34
BeyBlade
All right, guys, guys, get buckle up, get ready, lock
Gaming Experiences: Hollow Knight and Shinobi
00:38:38
BeyBlade
yourselves in. didn't realize this, but i hadn't I didn't realize that there was a new issue of Absolute Batman, and I didn't read it.
00:38:50
BeyBlade
So I read issues.
00:38:50
k-hog semen hunters
I didn't read it yet.
00:38:50
Steve-O
Wait, which one?
00:38:51
k-hog semen hunters
Which one?
00:38:51
BeyBlade
should No, no, issue 11.
00:38:51
k-hog semen hunters
Number...
00:38:53
BeyBlade
The Bane-centric bane center
00:38:55
Steve-O
Okay, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
00:38:55
TheDisruptor
oh' you didn't read that book?
00:38:56
Steve-O
yeah
00:38:57
BeyBlade
I read... Wait, has everyone read this one?
00:38:59
TheDisruptor
I read it.
00:38:59
Steve-O
Yes, yes, I read it.
00:38:59
TheDisruptor
Yeah, course.
00:38:59
k-hog semen hunters
Wait, wait. When did this one come out?
00:39:02
BeyBlade
I don't know.
00:39:03
Steve-O
This was the August one.
00:39:04
TheDisruptor
Yeah, the most recent.
00:39:05
BeyBlade
It's the one... It's all about Bane. Yeah.
00:39:07
TheDisruptor
Yep. Yep.
00:39:08
k-hog semen hunters
Oh, I don't think I read this one yet.
00:39:09
BeyBlade
All right.
00:39:09
Steve-O
It's the Bane origin.
00:39:10
BeyBlade
so I'm not going to spoil it. Yeah, John. See? it like They just slip by it. So I'm just going to say this.
00:39:19
BeyBlade
this could very well have been the jump the shark moment for this, for the absolute Batman series.
00:39:25
Steve-O
No, you're right. I know exactly what you're talking about.
00:39:26
BeyBlade
I'm like, i don't, not like, how do we get back from this predicament?
00:39:31
k-hog semen hunters
Oh yeah, I didn't i didn't read this.
00:39:33
BeyBlade
Yeah. Yeah. So I'd say read it. um That's all say, but it's not like, how do we get back from this predicament? It's just like, we may have gone too far.
00:39:41
k-hog semen hunters
Is it one-shot? it doesn't... they show Waylon at all?
00:39:44
BeyBlade
No, no, it's it's it's weird because it feels like it ignores the last issue, but it definitely...
00:39:44
k-hog semen hunters
Like this? Or
00:39:50
k-hog semen hunters
so it doesn't it doesn't does it does it ah do they show whalehalin at all like in this or no?
00:39:55
BeyBlade
No, but they definitely show Batman.
00:39:56
k-hog semen hunters
at the end they don't continue they don't continue off of the last one
00:40:00
Steve-O
It is an important issue to continue this Bane plot, but also it feels like it is a one-off too.
00:40:00
BeyBlade
no It's a little... Yeah.
00:40:09
BeyBlade
But also, it doesn't make sense that it's a one-off considering what happens in it.
00:40:09
TheDisruptor
Yeah.
00:40:13
Steve-O
Right.
00:40:14
BeyBlade
And I'm confused and...
00:40:16
TheDisruptor
Oh, well, ah I mean, i guys, it's, I mean, it's not. a i mean it's not It's not.
00:40:26
Steve-O
It's not. It's not.
00:40:28
TheDisruptor
It's not.
00:40:28
BeyBlade
don't know. Okay, you know what?
00:40:29
TheDisruptor
Devin?
00:40:29
BeyBlade
Listen, I'm just saying...
00:40:29
TheDisruptor
Devin.
00:40:30
k-hog semen hunters
Easy.
00:40:30
TheDisruptor
Devin.
00:40:30
k-hog semen hunters
Easy. I didn't read it yet.
00:40:31
TheDisruptor
Easy.
00:40:31
k-hog semen hunters
I didn't read it yet.
00:40:32
Steve-O
Yeah, yeah, we can't talk.
00:40:32
TheDisruptor
It's not.
00:40:33
Steve-O
All right, let's not let's not dance around because I don't want i want to accidentally.
00:40:33
BeyBlade
But yeah, but all I'm saying is I'm like, I don't know if this is concerning.
00:40:34
k-hog semen hunters
Take it easy.
00:40:39
k-hog semen hunters
Let's move on. Let's move on.
00:40:40
BeyBlade
Yeah. Yeah.
00:40:41
k-hog semen hunters
I played Hollow Knight this weekend.
00:40:43
BeyBlade
No, no, you hated Hollow Knight. And then four hours later, really susceptible to brainwashing.
00:40:46
k-hog semen hunters
I hated it at first, and now...
00:40:48
Steve-O
here's Okay, okay, I'm worried. I think there might be like a certain thing where it's like people kind of have this like
00:40:49
k-hog semen hunters
Bro.
00:40:55
k-hog semen hunters
Dude. Dude.
00:40:56
Steve-O
No, I don't even think it's brainwatching. I think it's like, you know, like when like your kidnapper, like in you bond a little bit.
00:41:03
BeyBlade
Yeah, yeah.
00:41:03
Steve-O
Like, I think it's a little bit of the Stockholm syndrome.
00:41:04
BeyBlade
He's got that Stockholm, yeah.
00:41:05
TheDisruptor
Stockholm Syndrome.
00:41:06
k-hog semen hunters
No, well, that what they hear here here here's the thing. I didn't hate it, but i maybe I just didn't play enough of it. Like, like tim was Tim very specifically said that the this game may have Sekiro'd me, and he there might be something there, because Sekiro I didn't did not like at all until like until like one specific boss battle where the game kind of opens up, and then...
00:41:11
Steve-O
Hmm.
00:41:30
k-hog semen hunters
Like, it's the one big skill test, and then once you get past that speed bump, then you're kind of like you graduate kindergarten and you're, and you're ready to to go to first grade and second grade and third grade for the rest of the the game. And like my issue with this game at first is that it was, it's a lot. It was like maybe tim said four to six hours before you start getting stuff, but it was more like maybe two, two and a half hours for me where I'm just, you're just walking around fighting, fighting,
00:42:03
k-hog semen hunters
bullet sponge enemies, right?
00:42:06
Steve-O
Yeah.
00:42:06
k-hog semen hunters
And I guess they're just trying to, like, immerse you into the lore, like, with visual storytelling. But, like, it's hard because it's a 2D platform.
00:42:17
k-hog semen hunters
And I want and don't want to reduce what but you can make with a 2D platformer, right? But, like, it's tough to try... It's tough to get into, you know, this... I mean, it's going to sound cool now, but, like, this, you know, dark fucking underground world full of mythical insects and stuff like it's it's kind of cool but like it just it's too much tutorial i guess and like with a game of this like this skill based it's like let's come again like let's get on with it like let's let me let me see let me see what what you can do in the game and like you know my my main issue with it before was like like oh why is this
00:42:43
Steve-O
Hmm.
00:42:59
k-hog semen hunters
hailed as like a metroidvania i'm not gaining anything i'm not doing anything i'm not you know i'm not gaining abilities i'm unlocking areas and stuff it's taking a while and like once you get like your first ability like it's you get you get it's like it's like symphony of the night again you know it's kind of like it's i'm like you know i'm figuring things out i'm like unlocking doors to to unlock like it's like um and again I know Chris doesn't like this game, but it kind of feels a little bit like Dark Souls 1, where you're...
00:43:34
TheDisruptor
I like Dark Souls 1.
00:43:36
k-hog semen hunters
no, no and no, no, I'm talking about... Because you don't you don't like Hollow Knight. But it it feels like it feels like it feels like Dark Souls 1, where you you are backtracking a lot, and it fucking sucks.
00:43:38
TheDisruptor
oh Oh, oh, oh, I see, I see.
00:43:47
TheDisruptor
Yeah.
00:43:47
k-hog semen hunters
but once But once you get... Once you connect all the routes together, like it's a little bit easier. And you kind of and you kind of need those areas
00:43:54
TheDisruptor
My my issue...
00:43:56
k-hog semen hunters
those areas to So you can, you know, not level up, but like to, you know, to get money.
00:44:01
TheDisruptor
My issue was never, never a backtracking issue. Like, I don't really have an issue with that. My issue is just kind of being, I just think Hollow Knight's kind of boring. Like, without getting a lot of cool stuff.
00:44:14
TheDisruptor
Like, in in Dark Souls, you get all these cool different weapons. You get to kind of experiment with them
00:44:18
k-hog semen hunters
Not in the beginning. the beginning, you're just you're just getting your shit pushed in.
00:44:20
TheDisruptor
Well, I know, but once you start making your way into things, there's a lot of variety that happens.
00:44:22
k-hog semen hunters
you're
00:44:26
k-hog semen hunters
Well, that's... kind of what happened with Hollow Knight with me, Chris.
00:44:29
TheDisruptor
I don't know. I played i played it for about 10 hours and I was getting like just bored of what I was doing. like I don't get bored playing Dark Souls because there's always like a new challenge and it's very much varied and there's like just a lot of weapons, a lot of different things I can do.
00:44:47
TheDisruptor
and just didn't have that same level of freedom with Hollow Knight when I was playing it. and that's That's my thing. like If I get bored, I'm done.
00:44:55
k-hog semen hunters
I mean, i'm yeah i don't yeah i'm not... I don't want to make a direct comparison to Dark Souls 1 to 1 with this game, because it's really not, it doesn't even feel like a Souls-like game at all.
00:45:05
TheDisruptor
No, no, I wouldn't.
00:45:06
k-hog semen hunters
It's very, it's very much, like, more like Castlevania than, than any, than, than Dark Souls. Like, I don't know, you know, they're just tagging Souls. Like, I was just talking about just the, the, um, the backtrack, because, like, you know, that, that, that was an issue of mine in Dark Souls 1, was, like, the backtracking does get very fucking tedious at some point, but, like,
00:45:28
k-hog semen hunters
Once you realize, and not shortcuts, but like once you realize, oh, this is connected to that part of this area and this is connected to that.
00:45:34
TheDisruptor
Well, like, I also, i like the areas a lot, too, in Dark Souls. Like, I like some of the shit that that I see. Like, the Undead Burg, the Drowned City.
00:45:45
TheDisruptor
Like, they're all really aesthetically neat in their own different ways.
00:45:45
k-hog semen hunters
yeah
00:45:49
TheDisruptor
And they're very different. Like, there's a lot of different environments in Dark Souls 1. I don't feel that way about Hollow Knight. Like, it just feels all, kind of feels the same.
00:46:00
Steve-O
I at some point want to go back to Hollow Knight, but yeah, that's kind of one of the things that got me is the, just the background elements kind of like had a hard time with the backtracking because they were all samey.
00:46:00
k-hog semen hunters
mean but ah Yeah,
00:46:10
k-hog semen hunters
yeah I mean, that that was my issue in the beginning, but like once you once I unlock like four different areas, like the game changes complete like completely.
00:46:17
Steve-O
That makes sense.
00:46:18
k-hog semen hunters
like it's
00:46:18
Steve-O
Like, the movement abilities and stuff like that.
00:46:20
k-hog semen hunters
It's actually... Yeah, because I'm just like, oh, I can't get over this hump, right? Like this big wall. And it's like, oh, you know, if this was Metroid, I need fucking the gravity hook or whatever.
00:46:33
k-hog semen hunters
Like, I need this. I need that. i need
00:46:35
Steve-O
Yeah.
00:46:35
k-hog semen hunters
I need the fucking bat wings in Castlevania to double jump over it. And, like, there are those areas, but, like, it's very... don't know. it's It's really hard.
00:46:46
k-hog semen hunters
i Like, um um I'm trying not to glaze the game because because it's it's got it gets a lot of glaze itself.
00:46:50
Steve-O
you're fine.
00:46:54
k-hog semen hunters
But, like, I'm just, like, fucking, like, ah addicted to to what because i i don't know this i don't want to spoil any any of the game but like wait you're good oh yeah it's fucking dude i dude i was i played this one part today where well i i tried this one boss last night and i was complaining about it uh because i'm like dude i can't fucking i can't beat this guy like it fucking sucks right
00:47:03
BeyBlade
Is it still like insanely difficult?
00:47:04
Steve-O
now you find yeah
00:47:06
BeyBlade
All right. All right.
00:47:10
BeyBlade
right
00:47:24
k-hog semen hunters
And then I went back with like a build with two different like charms that made my, my, um, sword just a little bit longer, like Rondo of blood tapping forward at the last second longer.
00:47:36
BeyBlade
Yeah.
00:47:37
k-hog semen hunters
Right. Like just the very tip tip of the, of the sword gets a little bit longer. And like, I fucking, i beat it And like, and the thing is like, What I did was like I did again, I don't want compare to Dark Souls because very much not like Dark Souls. But like the one thing that helped me um beat the boss, beat this boss and and another boss, which was three different bosses at once, is like I just didn't, you know, you you get over like it's like, again, it's like Dark Souls.
00:48:09
k-hog semen hunters
You get over dying like you're going to die. Right. You can't get mad that you die. Right. And you can't get mad that you have to... Because in Elden Ring and Dark Souls... I mean, yeah, in Dark Souls and Elden Ring, too, there are some fucking walkbacks where it's like, it takes a while. Like in the Academy, if you die to Renala, who is actually an easy boss, if you die, you gotta fucking travel the fucking world to get back to her from the nearest side grace. And it was actually one of my biggest complaints about the game at that time, right?
00:48:42
k-hog semen hunters
So, like... But what what I did to get over it was i was like, oh, I'm just not going attack him this time. Let me just like, fuck it. Let me just Cuphead. And yeah, it's kind of like Cuphead, like where you you kind of like try to memorize how the boss is attacking and you just work on avoiding its attacks and not attacking it at all.
00:49:04
k-hog semen hunters
And I kind of just did that. And it's not like it's not like Cuphead where. you feel like you're doing no damage to it sometimes. um
00:49:12
Steve-O
um
00:49:13
k-hog semen hunters
I mean, you do feel like that, but also, you know, you upgrade your weapons, you know, like Castlevania, you upgrade the power of your weapons and and you come back later and it's a little bit easier. And it's like, I was like, oh, okay. So like, that's just how I got to play the game.
00:49:26
k-hog semen hunters
So I'm playing the game that way.
00:49:28
Steve-O
um
00:49:28
k-hog semen hunters
And then I unlocked this random, crazy fucking weird world mechanic where, ah do you mind if I spoil anything?
00:49:39
Steve-O
No, go for it. Because, like, you know, this might push us into playing it.
00:49:40
k-hog semen hunters
okay well yeah so like you unlock this other crazy this other crazy ability where you have like this fucking dream sword and you you just swipe with the dream sword in it and you fight these dream war like i i don't know it's hard to explain but i'm just like wow this game is like way different than what i was expecting because you know
00:50:04
BeyBlade
So how much sooner do you think that should have happened? If like, that's what got you? Is that what is, was that the moment that like got you like into it?
00:50:13
k-hog semen hunters
A moment that got me into it was getting the dash ability.
00:50:18
BeyBlade
Okay.
00:50:19
k-hog semen hunters
Because like once you're able to move faster and freer through through some of these... Not you know like not not necessarily...
00:50:30
k-hog semen hunters
like It doesn't actually help get... I mean, it does help a little bit get to places you couldn't get before. But like the main thing was like you walk so fucking slow in the game.
00:50:40
BeyBlade
yeah.
00:50:40
k-hog semen hunters
like like It's kind of like... um it's like symphony the night right where some people like to play it where you just backdash as alucard the whole time because it just feels faster and more fluid to to move that way as opposed to just walking forward you know so like once i got that then you know once you're able to to move a little bit faster through the areas then like the game feels it feels better
00:50:57
BeyBlade
yeah.
00:51:09
k-hog semen hunters
But then, like, once you unlock the fucking wall grab and you unlock the double jump and you you get this, then you're like, oh, we're now we're playing now we're playing Metroid and it's fucking awesome. And it feels like it feels good, right?
00:51:23
k-hog semen hunters
The one thing is, like, the one thing that really, I think, is the fucking gatekeeper to this game is how precise the inputs have to be sometimes, especially when you're doing, like, the pogo jumps.
00:51:36
Steve-O
Mm-hmm.
00:51:36
k-hog semen hunters
Because, like,
00:51:39
k-hog semen hunters
um I don't know. The the other thing that that it does is like when you get hit, it really like it makes you feel like you get hit with a shotgun. You go into Call of Duty.
00:51:49
BeyBlade
Yeah, don't you get like two-shotted essentially? Like for the
00:51:52
k-hog semen hunters
not No, not necessarily, but it's just like when you get hit, it's like you for for three two or three seconds, you you're in fucking Call of Duty for fucking you got hit with a nuke where you're kind of just like like the screen like blacks out for a second You hear, like, you like you you're, the this the audio audio just, you know, goes out for a little bit. Like, it feels like they really, ah like, they really juice up you getting hit. So sometimes it feels like you're getting hit harder than you actually are, which kind of, which kind of, like, fucked me up, too, right?
00:52:29
k-hog semen hunters
um And, you know, it, you know, went and it's, like, when you're fighting any boss, like, once you're, once they, you know, disorient, yeah, it's, like, you you get hit... it's like you get hit with a fucking yeah like they they go out of their way to disorient you when you get when you get touched and it it kind of sucks it's kind of it kind of like reminds me of like um uh castlevania like super castlevania or like the old the really old castlevanias where where you know the speed runners will will purposefully get hit backwards because then they could like
00:52:38
BeyBlade
once you get put on on tilt, like you're
00:53:04
k-hog semen hunters
Because, like, ah fucking...
00:53:05
BeyBlade
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
00:53:06
k-hog semen hunters
Yeah, like, they'll go through things and, like, they they lose control of the... of the of of Simon for just long that... just so long that, but you know, they they can phase through another attack.
00:53:18
k-hog semen hunters
And, like, it feels like... That's the... You know, it feels like Castlevania in that sense, where it's like, every time you get hit, it's like, boom, like a fucking disorienting grenade, like a fucking smoke bomb.
00:53:29
k-hog semen hunters
Not even a smoke bomb, but, like, a flashbang goes off. And for a split second, like, You're disoriented. And it sucks. But also... like um like you It's better if you just don't get hit.
00:53:43
k-hog semen hunters
At all. And I guess they they try to they try to make...
00:53:44
BeyBlade
Yeah, the reality is just be perfect.
00:53:47
k-hog semen hunters
Yeah, just get just get good at the game.
00:53:47
Steve-O
Just get good.
00:53:49
k-hog semen hunters
But yeah, like I don't know, man. um'm still like i'm not like I'm not going to call it the best game I ever played. Right now, I'm not going to call the best Metroidvania game I ever played, either. Because the only Metroidvania games I've played are Metroid...
00:54:03
k-hog semen hunters
and and Castlevania games, so it'll be kind of hard to, like, surpass it.
00:54:07
Steve-O
Like they literally named the genre after.
00:54:07
k-hog semen hunters
But it...
00:54:09
Steve-O
Hmm.
00:54:09
k-hog semen hunters
Right. But it's just, like, like once you know once I got over the little hump, I'm just like, man, I really need to go back. And, like, there there are things, um like, exploration-wise, where I don't really know where I'm supposed to go next, and it's kind of liberating, right?
00:54:30
k-hog semen hunters
And it's kind of liberating in a sense where that's kind of cool. Like, I'm not following a guide or anything. I'm just playing it like I would play, you know, fucking Harmony of Dissonance or Aria of Sorrow or whatever.
00:54:40
BeyBlade
and Yeah. Yeah.
00:54:42
k-hog semen hunters
I'm just fucking going through it and then just figuring it out. um the The most Souls-like part of the game is, like, everything costs a shitload of in-game money.
00:54:54
k-hog semen hunters
And, um like, and a lot of those things are quality-of-life things. Like, you're paying for for a a pin that you can put in the map to remind you that something's there.
00:55:06
k-hog semen hunters
right But you can't like you can't say what it is or anything.
00:55:07
Steve-O
a
00:55:10
k-hog semen hunters
like You just put like a red pin here so that like later on you can remember. like there are There are things in the game that I know i can get to right now with with a new ability that I unlocked that but I'm not sure where where it is.
00:55:27
k-hog semen hunters
And i don't know if that's a good thing or a bad thing but like when I'm you know, it's just like Castlevania, like, you look at your map, and it's like, oh, there's like a little tiny fucking hole in this wall here that I may have missed.
00:55:41
k-hog semen hunters
And it's it's cool, because that because that's how you play Castlevania, right? That's how you complete the castle.
00:55:46
Steve-O
Mm-hmm.
00:55:46
k-hog semen hunters
Like, you're just like, oh, I missed this door, like, let me go back. And then, you know, you go back, and it, like, opens up this fucking way, this brand new fucking world mechanic where you can fight dream warriors now in dreams, and, like, you know, like,
00:56:01
k-hog semen hunters
get a new fucking you know ability that allows you to slice through fucking space time it's it's it's crazy it's it's really good i wouldn't i'm not gonna i'm gonna save my judgment my mfk for after i beat it um
00:56:15
BeyBlade
Well, I was actually going to ask, like are you at a point where you feel like you could drop this at any point and then just pick up Silksong? Because, like, you bought that, didn't you? Just to buy it?
00:56:25
k-hog semen hunters
no i didn't buy i didn't buy silk song yet no i had hollow knight on two different platforms for for some reason
00:56:26
BeyBlade
Okay, okay, okay.
00:56:32
k-hog semen hunters
Um, and i don't want to, don't want to but like my dude, Steve, my fucking thumbs are starting to get calloused right now.
00:56:40
Steve-O
Oh, from playing?
00:56:40
k-hog semen hunters
Just from, from mashing the the fucking D pad on the, on the, on the switch to pro controller. But like, the thing is, is like, you have to like, that's the other thing. That's kind of cool. It's like, I have to play like a fucking site. Like I have to play like a fucking animal.
00:56:56
k-hog semen hunters
Like I have to, I have to like, you know, like, jiggle the but fucking d-pad to to do what I needed to do
00:57:04
BeyBlade
Well, you ah he talked about the Discord, but you actually plugged in a fight stick to do sessions.
00:57:10
k-hog semen hunters
yeah there was there was one there was one yeah I'm talking about the pogo thing so the pogo thing is like if there's a if there's spikes death spikes or like and or even an enemy like if you jump and do a downslash he'll like he'll he'll like hop off of it like Mario style but very little
00:57:29
Steve-O
They're giving you that ah that uncle Uncle Scrooge
00:57:30
BeyBlade
Like Shovel Knight, too, yeah.
00:57:33
k-hog semen hunters
yeah and therere yeah Yeah, exactly. yeah It's from the DuckTales game, basically. the The pogo thing from DuckTales. there was this There's this one area where you could see three steps of of platforms to get to an area that you you don't know what's on there. And i don't have any abilities right now. right I'm just fucking around walking like a fat bug in the game.
00:57:56
k-hog semen hunters
And I'm like, oh, I want to see what's over there. What if that's the fucking double jump ability that I want, right? So I'm like, oh, like I guess you've got a pogo on it.
00:58:04
TheDisruptor
Hmm.
00:58:05
k-hog semen hunters
And it's just so like... I could probably do it now because I wasn't really conditioned to play with the D-pad this way at that at that moment.
00:58:11
TheDisruptor
Hmm.
00:58:13
Steve-O
Mm-hmm.
00:58:15
k-hog semen hunters
So I plugged in my arm my snack box, which isn't a fight stick, Devin.
00:58:18
TheDisruptor
Hmm.
00:58:20
k-hog semen hunters
It's the it's my controller where it's all buttons.
00:58:23
BeyBlade
okay Okay, but that that is the game you do play primarily fighting games with.
00:58:24
k-hog semen hunters
So that way i was I was... Yeah, it was easier.
00:58:29
k-hog semen hunters
Yeah, that's that's how I play fighting games now.
00:58:31
BeyBlade
Okay.
00:58:31
k-hog semen hunters
But... um Yeah, so like it allowed me to move forward and hit down and attack and jump at the same time. Well, not at the same time, but at the the exact moments I needed to, to get up that step, that spiky platform.
00:58:47
k-hog semen hunters
And it worked. But then I tried fighting like a regular enemy this way, and I got bodied.
00:58:53
TheDisruptor
How long did it take you to learn how to use one of those things?
00:58:54
k-hog semen hunters
So I'm like,
00:58:58
TheDisruptor
I look at that thing and it kind of boggles my mind.
00:59:00
k-hog semen hunters
Like a couple weeks.
00:59:00
TheDisruptor
It's
00:59:01
k-hog semen hunters
Next time we're together, I'm just going to bring it over and have you guys try it out. Because it's it's really weird. It feels... The worst part about it is getting used to using the bottom button to as up.
00:59:15
TheDisruptor
crazy. That's crazy.
00:59:16
k-hog semen hunters
Because that button is jump.
00:59:18
BeyBlade
Yeah, like,
00:59:19
k-hog semen hunters
But the way was the way it was ah the way it was explained to me by my cousin who goaded me into getting this was treat it like you're playing like Super Mario and don't think of it as the up button. Just think of it as the jump button.
00:59:33
Steve-O
Mm-hmm.
00:59:33
k-hog semen hunters
And when you think about that way, that's when I started using, and this is going sound weird. That's this one. I started using my right hand thumb to, for the jump button instead of my, instead of using my, instead of using my left hand for all the directionals.
00:59:49
k-hog semen hunters
Yeah. It's weird, right? It's weird. It sounds weird, but it took, it took me a couple of weeks, but once I, once I got it down, I'm like, you know, it just feels, it feels natural now.
00:59:59
TheDisruptor
I guess, yeah, it just takes time and then it probably is more efficient.
01:00:04
k-hog semen hunters
Yeah, because you're not like... um Because like the main thing is like... You're not you're not doing like a half circle back... turning Doing a 360 by accident.
01:00:15
TheDisruptor
Hmm.
01:00:15
k-hog semen hunters
You know? Like you're doing what your brain is telling it to do. Because like... Since there's all these shortcuts... Like if you do like forward all the way... And you make a circle all the way up... If you make a... If you hit forward and do a half circle to back...
01:00:32
k-hog semen hunters
to do like you know a fireball or something or or anything like that could be one thing but like if you do if you land on like up back by accident then that counts as a 360 motion and then you could just you could do a fucking spinning pile driver to nothing and and get punished for it so like yeah yeah so now it's like i'm doing exactly and you know what else weird you know how i do spds devon the short that that's not a shortcut but like
01:00:50
TheDisruptor
Gotcha. Oh, that's crazy. I see.
01:00:58
BeyBlade
Yeah.
01:01:02
k-hog semen hunters
The way the game understands a 360 is if you hit all four cardinal directions and then hit a punch.
01:01:08
BeyBlade
Oh, so it seems like it's actually easier
01:01:09
k-hog semen hunters
So, and yeah, so instead of doing a motion that looks like a 360, I'm doing, like, forward, back, down, then up, and punch, and that counts as a s SPD.
01:01:11
BeyBlade
to
01:01:14
TheDisruptor
i'd see
01:01:20
k-hog semen hunters
I'm doing, like, four buttons and four buttons real quick, and it counts as ah as a 360.
01:01:26
k-hog semen hunters
I'll have to show you guys.
01:01:27
BeyBlade
Well, la-di-da.
01:01:27
k-hog semen hunters
It's... Yeah, and then you just three you can do 360s pretty easily with it. It's pretty fun.
01:01:32
TheDisruptor
You're playing 4D chess right now, John.
01:01:35
BeyBlade
You know.
01:01:36
k-hog semen hunters
Yeah, I know.
01:01:36
TheDisruptor
You're beyond us. Yeah.
01:01:37
k-hog semen hunters
but ah But my brain is an old man, so can't.
01:01:37
Steve-O
well
01:01:41
Steve-O
And you're playing this on switch one.
01:01:44
k-hog semen hunters
Yeah, so I'm playing in the digital diarrhea mode because the D-pad is just better on the Switch 2 Pro Controller.
01:01:51
Steve-O
Yeah.
01:01:53
k-hog semen hunters
Let me let mean let me grab my DualSense trash controller. I mean, this this might be okay. the ah The Xbox controller you mentioned it might be interesting too.
01:02:05
Steve-O
Hmm.
01:02:05
k-hog semen hunters
Because at least you can eat they're like you can hear the clicks. when you when So you you actually know what you're pressing down.
01:02:13
Steve-O
Right.
01:02:14
BeyBlade
I heard the Xbox controller had the worst one, unless you're talking about like the Elite.
01:02:14
k-hog semen hunters
As opposed to... I
01:02:19
k-hog semen hunters
i don't know. I mean, I guess I can i can try it. But i I can't use the D-pad this way on the on on my Steam Deck. So, i like, it's, like, I... And that's the I won't be able to play this, like, I have to play this um in docked mode or with a different control. I can't use the Joy-Cons with this.
01:02:42
k-hog semen hunters
ah pun I'll punt, I'll punt, I'll fucking, I'll eat one. I'll swallow a Joy-Con. Like, ah like ill I'll put it, i'll I'll put it in my mouth and I'll and i'll eat it.
01:02:50
TheDisruptor
You know, i I was considering eating my entire Steam Deck trying to play Borderlands 4 over this last week.
01:02:56
k-hog semen hunters
Man, so you got Borderlands 4 on Steam Does it work? Like... Because
01:02:59
TheDisruptor
Yeah, I kind of just...
01:03:01
k-hog semen hunters
does it work like
01:03:01
TheDisruptor
ah No.
01:03:02
BeyBlade
Despite everyone warning you not to.
Borderlands Game Performance Issues
01:03:05
TheDisruptor
Yeah. Trust me. I bought every single Borderlands game. Like, I i have...
01:03:11
BeyBlade
No, it's time it's not even that, but you bought out this Steve deck where everybody's like, yeah, it's running really badly. You're like, that's the that's the version.
01:03:20
TheDisruptor
I... I... I... I'm all Steam Deck now, so I'm going to stick with it. And I wanted to see exactly how bad it is. Because some people can, you know, they can...
01:03:29
k-hog semen hunters
No, but I'm hearing, I mean, I'm i'm also hearing that it' it's got issues on on console, too, just in general.
01:03:29
TheDisruptor
ah
01:03:34
BeyBlade
Oh, yeah.
01:03:34
TheDisruptor
Yeah. I'm here in here and it's bad on PS...
01:03:35
Steve-O
Yeah.
01:03:35
BeyBlade
think it's got really bad memory leak here or something like that.
01:03:37
TheDisruptor
I heard it's awful on PS5 Pro. Like, worse than PS5.
01:03:41
BeyBlade
Jesus.
01:03:42
TheDisruptor
Yeah, it's it's weird.
01:03:43
k-hog semen hunters
And fucking, and Randy pitch mandy pitch randy Pitchfork, I can't even say his fucking name, is telling people to just buy a better PC or return the game or some shit.
01:03:51
TheDisruptor
yeah Yeah, he's a real dickhead, isn't he?
01:03:52
BeyBlade
Yeah.
01:03:53
k-hog semen hunters
And it's like, what?
01:03:55
BeyBlade
Yeah.
01:03:55
k-hog semen hunters
why
01:03:55
BeyBlade
it's Somebody needs to fucking take that thing. Take Twitter away from that guy.
01:04:00
TheDisruptor
Well, anywho. um I put 10 hours into her. Um...
01:04:04
BeyBlade
yeah. oh yeah All right.
01:04:07
TheDisruptor
Let me tell you.
01:04:07
BeyBlade
Do tell.
01:04:08
TheDisruptor
Let me tell you. This game, it like fights you while you're playing it Like, it makes everything hard. every It's like it's on constantly on hard mode because there is so much stuttering that occurs with every single like big fight that you get into.
01:04:21
BeyBlade
Okay.
01:04:26
TheDisruptor
Like, one-on-one fights are okay. But like, when you get surrounded...
01:04:31
BeyBlade
When is there ever a one-on-one fight?
01:04:33
TheDisruptor
yeah Exactly.
01:04:33
BeyBlade
no Borderlands.
01:04:34
Steve-O
Ooh.
01:04:34
TheDisruptor
Yes.
01:04:34
BeyBlade
Yeah.
01:04:36
TheDisruptor
yes There's not, not a lot. Um, it kind of made me just keep to just using sniper rifles because i would just wait on like, hang out in the periphery and most of the camps and kill everyone before they rush me. And when they rush me, it's just like one frame at a ah per second.
01:04:54
Steve-O
o
01:04:55
TheDisruptor
don't know.
01:04:57
k-hog semen hunters
Do you have do you have the fra the um like the thing that tells you what your frames is?
01:05:02
TheDisruptor
i don't no
01:05:03
k-hog semen hunters
There's like a ah way you can do that on Steam.
01:05:04
Steve-O
For encounter.
01:05:05
k-hog semen hunters
Yeah, so you can see what it's running at.
01:05:07
BeyBlade
Okay.
01:05:07
TheDisruptor
sure my Steam Deck has something like that on there.
01:05:09
k-hog semen hunters
Yeah, your Steam Deck does. yeah that's i usually run it with like the top bar and it shows like at least...
01:05:15
TheDisruptor
It's... The thing is, like...
01:05:17
k-hog semen hunters
Yeah, I'm i'm hearing like 20 frames is is what people are getting on on Steam Deck.
01:05:17
TheDisruptor
I
01:05:22
TheDisruptor
i do...
01:05:22
k-hog semen hunters
I don't know if that...
01:05:23
TheDisruptor
I think it's a cool concept as far as, like, the game map is all one big contiguous landmass like Grand Theft Auto. It's just, like, but it's bullshit.
01:05:36
TheDisruptor
The game is is And there was a moment I was fighting like a horde. I had to protect a radio tower. And it just kept like chunking along.
01:05:48
TheDisruptor
And I died three times. And I was like, I'm done. And the funny thing is, every time I was playing it throughout that week, I would get like, there would be a patch. And I'd be like, this is the one.
01:05:58
TheDisruptor
This is the one.
01:05:59
k-hog semen hunters
Here we go
01:05:59
Steve-O
the
01:06:02
TheDisruptor
This is it, baby. And then I'd play I'd be like, nope. No, they didn't.
01:06:06
BeyBlade
It's not it, baby.
01:06:07
TheDisruptor
That's not it! Nope! And there's always like one every day now. You know? This is like a new patch that comes out.
01:06:14
BeyBlade
Oh, my God. Like, ah you are do you feel like you're even able to, like, talk about how the game is?
01:06:16
k-hog semen hunters
Yeah, that doesn't feel that doesn't feel good.
01:06:16
Steve-O
They're just guessing. They're trying.
01:06:22
BeyBlade
Like, or is it just, like, all this technical shit? It's like, you can't even tell if, like, oh, the mechanics are actually are a little bit better.
01:06:30
TheDisruptor
I cannot give you a proper ah review of the gameplay at this point.
01:06:32
BeyBlade
Damn.
01:06:34
k-hog semen hunters
Because you can't even play it.
01:06:35
BeyBlade
Yeah.
01:06:36
TheDisruptor
I can't like it's, um, I can tell you, I enjoy, i enjoyed the story that when it didn't crash, uh, the opening cinematic crashed on me twice.
01:06:49
BeyBlade
Jesus.
01:06:51
TheDisruptor
And then, when I got unreal.
01:06:52
k-hog semen hunters
what What engine is this? Is this Unreal?
01:06:54
TheDisruptor
Yeah.
01:06:56
k-hog semen hunters
What else is on Unreal?
01:06:56
TheDisruptor
And then yeah let me tell you, ah you're great.
01:06:56
k-hog semen hunters
Unreal.
01:06:56
Steve-O
It's all those shaders, dude.
01:07:01
TheDisruptor
If you play this game, I hope you like Vulcan shaders because you're going to seeing that bob but
01:07:06
Steve-O
Dude, every Unreal Engine 5 game, it's like, hey, we hold on. We have to load shaders. And if you're not, it's just nothing's going to work. It's going to be stuttery and shitty.
01:07:17
TheDisruptor
It still is though, even with them loaded in.
01:07:18
k-hog semen hunters
Sorry.
01:07:19
Steve-O
And that's the thing. like i I imagine Rangie Pitchford's like, I don't know what the fuck can do here.
01:07:23
TheDisruptor
Yeah, he's, it's,
01:07:25
BeyBlade
He's like, i don't even make games anymore. I'm just the magician guy.
01:07:28
TheDisruptor
There's there's they I assume are talking about ways to fix this. I heard memory leak is an issue because of there are so many guns in the game that they and they don't leave the map and it's all one big map.
01:07:42
TheDisruptor
So that has to be loaded in every time when you load up the game. And I assume that's why he was talking about restarting the game after an hour.
01:07:50
BeyBlade
Yeah, but it's like, I've heard some, I've heard people say, like, they can't play for more than, like, 20 minutes. And I'm like, that's not even enough to do, like, a mission.
01:07:58
TheDisruptor
Yeah, yeah.
01:08:00
BeyBlade
Yeah, it's, uh...
01:08:01
TheDisruptor
It's something, all right.
01:08:02
BeyBlade
I mean...
01:08:03
k-hog semen hunters
Yeah, it makes me, i mean, i don't know if I wanted to play this after Borderlands 3, but like, if if I wanted to i would probably i I don't know if I could stomach buying it right now.
01:08:04
BeyBlade
Yeah, yeah
01:08:15
TheDisruptor
You can't. You can't.
01:08:15
Steve-O
Yeah, this this sounds like wait until you'll hear, know.
01:08:16
TheDisruptor
Don't do it.
01:08:18
BeyBlade
Yeah, wait until it's fixed. And I think it will get fixed.
01:08:19
TheDisruptor
Yeah, don't.
01:08:20
k-hog semen hunters
wait tilll ah wait till Wait until Phantom Liberty comes out.
01:08:20
Steve-O
Damn.
01:08:21
BeyBlade
Oh, man.
01:08:23
TheDisruptor
ah Basically, this is a cyberpunk situation. like i buy I bought cyberpunk
01:08:26
Steve-O
Damn.
01:08:27
BeyBlade
man
01:08:29
TheDisruptor
It was broken mess. I beat it. I don't even think I could do that with this one. Like, it was just too much.
01:08:34
k-hog semen hunters
So it's it's actually unplayable right now.
01:08:36
TheDisruptor
I think so. Yeah.
01:08:37
Steve-O
I feel like Chris, you get fucked real hard when you buy day one new releases of like triple A games.
01:08:43
TheDisruptor
No, no. Of course. No. Trust me. Listen, I knew, i even knew what I was walking into with this. I, I, I was not of, of, I was not of sound mind.
01:08:53
TheDisruptor
No, that's not true.
01:08:54
BeyBlade
Yeah,
01:08:54
TheDisruptor
I, I didn't go on with blinders on.
01:08:54
Steve-O
the
01:08:57
TheDisruptor
Right. I heard the news.
01:08:58
k-hog semen hunters
Yeah, you knew.
01:08:59
TheDisruptor
I knew.
01:08:59
k-hog semen hunters
Yeah, you knew.
01:09:00
TheDisruptor
i do like Borderlands.
01:09:01
k-hog semen hunters
and you took And you took the gamble.
01:09:02
Steve-O
Right.
01:09:02
TheDisruptor
I admittedly like, I always like them. I've liked every single, I even like three. i just hate the story. It's that's the only problem with it. It's just a terrible fucking story.
01:09:12
BeyBlade
yeah like I remember like the mechanics of three or our font, like every Borderlands game is a good play.
01:09:14
TheDisruptor
Yeah, it's fun.
01:09:19
TheDisruptor
Yeah, yeah.
01:09:19
BeyBlade
so i think it's how much you can stomach the story, which I'm kind of with you, Chris.
01:09:23
TheDisruptor
And the story in this is not bad.
01:09:25
BeyBlade
Yeah, I'm with you, Chris.
01:09:25
TheDisruptor
It's just, I can't,
01:09:26
BeyBlade
Like, I don't think it's as bad as people complain it is, you know, but...
01:09:30
TheDisruptor
Yeah, like they're always fun and I love looter shooters. I love all the different gun designs. I love there's the sense of humor. That was actually a big thing that was a problem in three. It just wasn't funny.
01:09:42
Steve-O
Right, it was.
01:09:42
k-hog semen hunters
They didn't have sarcastic slab.
01:09:42
TheDisruptor
And
01:09:43
k-hog semen hunters
Sarcastic slab wasn't in there.
01:09:46
TheDisruptor
I think that's a huge deal. I also think like having a straight man is important, which I think three didn't really have. Like everybody was goofball.
01:09:55
Steve-O
Yeah, yeah.
01:09:55
BeyBlade
yeah yeah It'd be pretty good if it wasn't completely unplayable.
01:09:55
TheDisruptor
The villain is a serious straight man in four. And I like people making fun of him the whole time. Like, that works. Right? um Yeah, it's just unplayable.
01:10:07
TheDisruptor
That's the one little problem there. It's like, ah! It's like I want it to be good, right?
01:10:18
TheDisruptor
i know I know I'm going to like it when it's fixed.
01:10:18
BeyBlade
Yeah.
01:10:21
TheDisruptor
But right now, yeah, I'm not going back.
01:10:25
BeyBlade
You know what it sucks is I was almost there with ah Shinobi in terms of it being unplayable just through difficulty alone.
01:10:35
BeyBlade
um
01:10:35
TheDisruptor
Oh, thought you meant to be like bullshit.
01:10:37
BeyBlade
no No, no, it runs fine. um it kind of has what I think personally. kind of has that problem where like you can tell what areas were like player tested and what weren't like what areas weren't.
01:10:51
BeyBlade
And it felt like there was this one particular section near, it was like the second to last level where I was like, there's no way this is play tested because like this is.
01:10:58
k-hog semen hunters
like one of those It's like one of those Psycho Mario Maker levels.
01:11:02
BeyBlade
Yeah.
01:11:02
k-hog semen hunters
Like, it's like one of those.
01:11:02
BeyBlade
But the problem, the problem was like, they have like, i swear to God, they, the worst sections of this game have like what I call rage bait.
01:11:03
k-hog semen hunters
One of the ones I made for Tom.
01:11:12
BeyBlade
Where it's you die, right? And you're doing this long, like some of those videos I've showed you. Like if I died there, I would have to start the entire thing over again, right? And no, no, listen, I get it.
01:11:22
k-hog semen hunters
Well, you know what? Welcome to video games, Devin. I hope you like it.
01:11:25
BeyBlade
I get it. But the problem here is you you restart and immediately when you want to just jump right back into it.
01:11:28
k-hog semen hunters
That's how it is.
01:11:32
BeyBlade
But it's like, no, actually, if you do that, you're going to get you're going to hit the spike and die immediately.
01:11:34
k-hog semen hunters
Yeah.
01:11:37
BeyBlade
So you can't even like frustratingly just like get it going again.
01:11:37
k-hog semen hunters
yeah
01:11:42
BeyBlade
You still have to wait and then fucking go.
01:11:42
Steve-O
Mm-hmm.
01:11:44
BeyBlade
And like it was so maddening. And listen, if you're going to be that difficult for a secret level section, acceptable, understandable because you don't have to do it. But there were a couple of there were a handful of areas that were just like, no, you just have to do this to beat the the normal level. And I was ready to and lose my mind.
01:12:05
BeyBlade
I did beat it and I enjoyed it and my thumbs hurt. And, you know, that's how you can tell. To me, that's the sign of like, oh, I was having a good... good side scroller sesh because both my thumbs feel like they're gonna fucking they're bruised but uh no it's just the end of that game just made it from like oh this is one of my favorite games I've played all year to like I just couldn't wait to be done with it because I'm so mad at it and uh you know again it's I beat the secret boss I did all this stuff but yeah
01:12:33
TheDisruptor
You know, Devin, you brought
01:12:40
TheDisruptor
You brought up an interesting concept that I would like to give to the group and see what you guys, what your answers would be. What game physically hurt you the most?
01:12:53
k-hog semen hunters
like ah Like injury-wise?
01:12:55
TheDisruptor
Injury-wise, yes.
01:12:57
Steve-O
There's a part of me that wants to say Mario Party on the Yeah.
01:12:59
TheDisruptor
i'd see That's where I was going.
01:13:01
Steve-O
yeah
01:13:02
k-hog semen hunters
super monkey ball? Super monkey ball, Devin?
01:13:03
BeyBlade
But you're talking about physically?
01:13:05
TheDisruptor
Physically harmed you the most.
01:13:06
BeyBlade
how would How would Mario Party hurt you?
01:13:08
TheDisruptor
Okay, Steve?
01:13:09
Steve-O
It's from using your palm on the fucking analog stick on the N64 that had that raised, like, sharp plastic analog stick, and you would fucking just try and circle it, and it would just put an indent.
01:13:14
BeyBlade
no i
01:13:15
TheDisruptor
yeah
01:13:16
BeyBlade
No, I've had some dark moments.
01:13:22
TheDisruptor
it was like trying to make fire
01:13:23
Steve-O
It really was.
01:13:26
BeyBlade
No, I've had a few dark moments. I can't tell you what games they were, though, which is the worst part.
01:13:32
TheDisruptor
like are you talking about self-harm i guess that's what this is right
01:13:35
BeyBlade
You do self-harm. You're just punching yourself in the fucking leg. Or just like... Yeah. Yeah, your throat hurts because you've been screaming so much.
01:13:45
TheDisruptor
Oh my god, girl.
01:13:47
BeyBlade
Yeah. Like, what the...
01:13:50
TheDisruptor
What game was that, Devin?
01:13:52
BeyBlade
I do that thing.
01:13:52
TheDisruptor
You gotta give me one.
01:13:53
BeyBlade
that's That part is I can't even tell. They were just really hard sections. But i was I got there. I got there with Shinobi. I was like...
01:14:02
TheDisruptor
john
01:14:02
k-hog semen hunters
what kind of game What kind of game is that considered?
01:14:04
BeyBlade
So it's kind of like a level based.
01:14:06
k-hog semen hunters
Is it like a beat-em-up?
01:14:08
BeyBlade
Not really. It's kind of like an amalgamation of like it's got beat them up qualities because the the combat mechanics are really they're lot deeper than I would say something like Hollow Knight.
01:14:21
BeyBlade
And it is level based, but the levels.
01:14:22
k-hog semen hunters
Wow.
01:14:24
BeyBlade
Yeah, I said it.
01:14:24
k-hog semen hunters
Interesting you say that.
01:14:25
BeyBlade
ah But the levels are kind of like mini. Metroidvanias, you know, where there's like secret areas and then, you know, areas that you kind of can't do quite yet because you don't have the upgrade.
01:14:39
BeyBlade
But when you do, you can go back into that level and then kind go right there.
01:14:41
k-hog semen hunters
Yeah, Metroidvania, yeah.
01:14:43
BeyBlade
yeah so it's like Yeah, but it's like 12 mini Metroidvanias because they're they're totally level-based.
01:14:43
k-hog semen hunters
So it is a Metroidvania.
01:14:50
BeyBlade
It's not just like one big map.
01:14:50
k-hog semen hunters
Okay, so it's kind of like arc ah like an arcade-type Metroidvania where where you where one one section's brand new.
01:14:54
BeyBlade
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
01:14:58
k-hog semen hunters
It's not continuous.
01:14:59
BeyBlade
Yeah. it's and it's yeah it's it's honestly it's great.
01:15:02
k-hog semen hunters
Yeah, sounds way more way more complicated. Yeah, for sure.
01:15:06
BeyBlade
Combat-wise, I mean... Yeah, yeah. it's I'm going to go on a limb and say ah it's more in-depth combat than Hollow Knight, which is dash, slash, bounce.
01:15:16
k-hog semen hunters
but depends on what you Well, it depends on what what you consider in depth.
01:15:21
BeyBlade
Dude, I'm racking up combos, bro.
01:15:22
k-hog semen hunters
Yeah.
01:15:23
BeyBlade
Racking up 100-plus combo hits.
01:15:24
k-hog semen hunters
yeah
01:15:26
BeyBlade
All right?
01:15:27
Steve-O
These kids in the combos nowadays.
01:15:27
BeyBlade
You're not doing that in Hollow Knight.
01:15:29
TheDisruptor
I love combos. The pizzeria pretzel ones are the best.
01:15:31
Steve-O
Oh, the pizza ones are really good.
01:15:32
k-hog semen hunters
yeah
01:15:32
BeyBlade
But...
01:15:33
k-hog semen hunters
Pizza real pretzel, baby.
01:15:35
TheDisruptor
Anytime anybody says combo in a video game sense, I'd think of the snack.
01:15:35
BeyBlade
but
01:15:39
BeyBlade
Yeah.
01:15:39
Steve-O
so So what would you give MFK to Shinobi?
01:15:39
BeyBlade
and
01:15:42
BeyBlade
God, dude. du Again, we were on our way to fucking Maryville. But...
01:15:48
k-hog semen hunters
Damn, really?
01:15:49
BeyBlade
the Dude, I was just so frustrated with the end of that game.
01:15:52
k-hog semen hunters
So you're the you're the opposite. mean, I was fucking killed here. And I'm thinking about wedding bells.
01:15:57
BeyBlade
Well, I mean, I was totally... Yeah, yeah.
01:16:00
k-hog semen hunters
Wedding bells are on my mind, maybe.
01:16:03
BeyBlade
It is funny, yeah, because like literally the beginning of that game, like it just feels good. Everything's fresh. It's gorgeous. And you're like kicking ass. And then it's like there's a point where...
01:16:13
k-hog semen hunters
Then it's like, oh, this wasn't tested, this part.
01:16:16
BeyBlade
yeah yeah like Like literally, like the second to last level, I was like, there's no fucking way.
01:16:16
k-hog semen hunters
That
01:16:21
BeyBlade
and And everything, and there's a peak. There's somewhere in a peak where you're like, this is, it's hard enough. The enemies are tough enough. I'm using strategy. The platforming is tough, but fair. And then we just kind of kept going.
01:16:36
BeyBlade
And then I was like, all right, this kind of fucking sucks.
01:16:38
k-hog semen hunters
Man.
Debate on Game Difficulty and Accessibility
01:16:40
BeyBlade
um So I'd say
01:16:44
BeyBlade
good sit.
01:16:47
BeyBlade
So above a fuck, below a Mary.
01:16:47
k-hog semen hunters
Okay, so wait, wait.
01:16:47
Steve-O
All right, good tip. All
01:16:48
k-hog semen hunters
Above a fuck?
01:16:49
BeyBlade
Yeah, yeah. Yeah, so I...
01:16:51
Steve-O
right, hell yeah.
01:16:51
k-hog semen hunters
Yeah, I'm like, I'm... Right now, I'm in good sit territory.
01:16:57
BeyBlade
Okay.
01:16:57
k-hog semen hunters
And depending depending on how the rest of the game goes, um I've actually got high hopes now. I've got high expectations now, just from what I've seen so far.
01:17:05
BeyBlade
Do you feel like you're going to jump right into Silksong?
01:17:08
k-hog semen hunters
Probably. Dude, I fought fucking Joanna Silksong or whatever, Hornet, whatever her name is.
01:17:13
BeyBlade
Yeah, yeah, Hornet.
01:17:14
k-hog semen hunters
She's fucking awesome. I'm like, man, I want to play Silksong right now.
01:17:16
BeyBlade
She's cool. Yeah, imagine imagine if they were like, oh, she's going to be DLC.
01:17:19
k-hog semen hunters
She fucking rules.
01:17:21
BeyBlade
Can't wait. And then like seven years old.
01:17:22
k-hog semen hunters
And then 18 years later, you get the game and it's and it's too hard.
01:17:25
BeyBlade
Yeah.
01:17:28
k-hog semen hunters
du ah But like hearing how like how the beginning bosses do two hit points worth damage is making my skin crawl.
01:17:35
BeyBlade
and Well, I did hear they were patching it. They may have already patched it.
01:17:38
k-hog semen hunters
Oh, nice. see the See, you gotta to do the John Suarez approach, Chris. Don't get games day one. Get games after they put they put the Redan patch in, and then and then you smooth sailing.
01:17:50
BeyBlade
then ya yeah yeah
01:17:50
Steve-O
got me thinking about playing Red Dead 2.
01:17:51
k-hog semen hunters
You know what I
01:17:52
Steve-O
Like, come on. Come on. Who am i
01:17:55
TheDisruptor
I don't know who you are anymore, man.
01:17:55
k-hog semen hunters
mean? Red great Metroidvania. 2. That
01:17:59
Steve-O
Honestly, I bet you there's a mod.
01:18:01
TheDisruptor
Do you got the mod where they they ride little Japanese girls instead of horses?
01:18:02
k-hog semen hunters
ah makes it.
01:18:06
TheDisruptor
That's what I imagine you put in there.
01:18:07
BeyBlade
oh yeah yeah the weeb mob dude
01:18:10
TheDisruptor
Yeah.
01:18:10
k-hog semen hunters
This game, this Metroidvania game is making me more excited to play Silksong than Metroid Prime 4. So, do with that information what you will, Evan.
01:18:20
BeyBlade
Oh, man. You know, some people... ah we We talked about this kind a little bit last week.
01:18:25
k-hog semen hunters
But do those count? Do those count? Do the Metroid Prime games count as Metroidvania games or no?
01:18:32
Steve-O
Metroid Prime?
01:18:32
k-hog semen hunters
Because they kind of are. Yeah, because they are...
01:18:34
Steve-O
i mean, yeah, you do you backtrack, you go places.
01:18:34
BeyBlade
I would say so.
01:18:36
TheDisruptor
Sure.
01:18:36
BeyBlade
I mean, my one of my arguments is Arkham Asylum is the best Metroidvania game that you didn't know is a Metroidvania.
01:18:36
Steve-O
It's just they're in first person.
01:18:36
TheDisruptor
Yeah, I don't see why not.
01:18:43
TheDisruptor
Yeah, sure. Sure, Devon. That's truth.
01:18:46
k-hog semen hunters
Yeah, and then my my argument after for that was Ocarina of Time is the best Metroidvania game.
01:18:47
BeyBlade
Yeah.
01:18:51
TheDisruptor
yeah
01:18:53
k-hog semen hunters
But not really. I would never make that.
01:18:56
BeyBlade
ah dare I mean, somebody's got to beat it, right?
01:18:57
k-hog semen hunters
Dude, I'm on r slash Metroidvania right now, and the community ranked Hollow Knight as the best Metroidvania over Super Metroid and Castlevania Symphony of the Night.
01:19:06
TheDisruptor
Okay.
01:19:06
k-hog semen hunters
People glaze the shit out of this game.
01:19:08
TheDisruptor
let's pump Let's pump the brakes here. Let's pump brakes.
01:19:12
k-hog semen hunters
I'm looking at the rankings right now.
01:19:13
TheDisruptor
Yeah.
01:19:14
k-hog semen hunters
Actually, they have Ori...
01:19:14
TheDisruptor
they They're children.
01:19:16
k-hog semen hunters
Steve, since you played Ori in the Will of the Wisps, they have that ranked over Symphony the Night.
01:19:18
Steve-O
yeah
01:19:22
Steve-O
I don't agree with that, but that game is beautiful and incredible.
01:19:24
k-hog semen hunters
Here, I'll post the ranking so you can see him right now.
01:19:29
Steve-O
Also, Chris, I just Googled that and it exists for Red Dead Redemption 2.
01:19:34
TheDisruptor
I got you.
01:19:35
k-hog semen hunters
There it is! Wow.
01:19:36
TheDisruptor
I got you.
01:19:38
BeyBlade
I got you!
01:19:41
k-hog semen hunters
Devin, don't see Shinobi on this list.
01:19:41
Steve-O
i I got you!
01:19:43
BeyBlade
ah Yeah, that's what mean. i don't know if it would officially count.
01:19:50
BeyBlade
To Yoshi's Island Express? All right.
01:19:53
Steve-O
Thank you.
01:19:53
BeyBlade
Fuck it.
01:19:53
k-hog semen hunters
I never played that.
01:19:54
BeyBlade
Fuck it. Why not? I just... ah I really have a...
01:19:59
k-hog semen hunters
You've been playing Dead Cells. How's that, Devin?
01:20:02
BeyBlade
It's not bad ah with...
01:20:05
BeyBlade
get ready for this. So I bought all the DLC because it there's a lot and it came out to like 12 bucks or something. And I was like, you know what? Sure.
01:20:17
BeyBlade
I'll play the the finely tuned, fully updated mode. And the first or second thing I did was I found an accessibility menu and I made that game less...
01:20:29
BeyBlade
Full of bullshit. And I was very happy with that. And I was like, oh, now I can just enjoy it.
01:20:36
k-hog semen hunters
Yeah.
01:20:36
BeyBlade
So, like, I am very much pro. Like, you know, it's kind of becoming more of a trend. Like, accessibility options. There's even some in Shinobi, which I think is cool.
01:20:48
BeyBlade
But, like, I just... Dude, like, every game should have... I feel like moving forward should really have something like that. Unless... I just don't see how you shouldn't have it in your game at this point unless you just feel like you want to be a shitty snob.
01:21:06
BeyBlade
Like, Silksong should have an accessibility mode where you can toggle the intensity of the damage.
01:21:12
k-hog semen hunters
Yeah. But isn't Team Cherry like two guys, though?
01:21:14
BeyBlade
Like, it's three, but, or four, you know, whatever, right? But, like, who gives a fuck?
01:21:22
k-hog semen hunters
Yeah.
01:21:22
TheDisruptor
One guy just sits on the couch too.
01:21:24
BeyBlade
Yeah, on that, and again, i've I say it all the time, but like, I don't assume...
01:21:27
k-hog semen hunters
No, the thing is, they make they make accessibility... I don't want to like fucking like rag on this, but like they make accessibility controllers that make it possible for people with disabilities to play games like this.
01:21:37
BeyBlade
Yeah. But i mean, like,
01:21:38
k-hog semen hunters
It's not like, um, but you're, you're saying like last of us has fucking a fucking suite of accessibility features. Right.
01:21:45
BeyBlade
Yeah, and honestly, even if we're just talking about, like, damage, right?
01:21:46
k-hog semen hunters
Like that's what you're saying.
01:21:49
BeyBlade
Just, like, it's a slider, right? Okay, you do 20% less damage, 10% less damage, 70% less. Like, you could you could, you know, play with that.
01:21:58
k-hog semen hunters
Oh yeah.
01:21:59
BeyBlade
And I'm not saying, like, video games are to make, but I feel like somebody could pull up a fucking, essentially a debug menu.
01:22:01
k-hog semen hunters
I don't know. I don't like this. i don't like this argument. I don't like this argument.
01:22:07
BeyBlade
I don't mind. I think it's, you know what I saw that I was, like, 100%
01:22:11
BeyBlade
ah There's a new mode coming out. There's like a new mode coming out and for Final Fantasy VII Remake. That's just... It's essentially... It's like baby's stay-out mode.
01:22:22
k-hog semen hunters
It's fucking... Yeah, it's like ah your Nabbit. It's Nabbit mode on Mario.
01:22:26
BeyBlade
You like... Yeah, you you every attack 9999 damage. ah you You have infinite
01:22:30
k-hog semen hunters
What?
01:22:30
Steve-O
you
01:22:31
k-hog semen hunters
They Dragon Ball FighterZ, the fucking Final Fantasy VII. They just make everything...
01:22:35
BeyBlade
like Like, you literally, like, you cannot lose. but And you're just going through and one-shotting everything. And the i just say, fucking good. Why not? Who cares?
01:22:43
k-hog semen hunters
I say, read the read the fucking book then at that point. Or watch somebody play it on Twitch. Like...
01:22:48
TheDisruptor
Ha ha ha.
01:22:48
BeyBlade
No, but, like, what if you want just play it through yourself?
01:22:52
k-hog semen hunters
No, but I mean, like, this was, like, this is the fucking argument that people, like, make every time a new, like, every time a new FromSoftware game comes out.
01:22:52
BeyBlade
You just want to...
01:23:03
k-hog semen hunters
Like, why don't they have a difficulty mode?
01:23:04
BeyBlade
I know. Yeah. And that frankly, they they should. Like, every other game is starting to do it.
01:23:08
k-hog semen hunters
No, I, I don't know.
01:23:10
BeyBlade
Stellar Blade has one.
01:23:11
k-hog semen hunters
Because I, here, and here's, here's the, here's my, here's my snob opinion on it.
01:23:12
BeyBlade
Liza P has one.
01:23:16
k-hog semen hunters
Like, the difficulty is part of the design of the game, and it, And if that's the way the game is designed......artistically......then they shouldn't they shouldn't fuck with it. They shouldn't just appease to the masses.
01:23:28
BeyBlade
it's not the masses. It's just like, put a fucking slider in there.
01:23:32
k-hog semen hunters
No! Why?
01:23:32
BeyBlade
It's easy enough because some people just want to play the game.
01:23:33
k-hog semen hunters
Why?
01:23:37
BeyBlade
I'm not saying you want to one shot everything and go through it, but there should be some level of give if it's keeping people from even wanting to play your game.
01:23:52
BeyBlade
I really, I strongly think like,
01:23:53
k-hog semen hunters
I don't know. I mean, I think Elden Ring was the best response that they had, where like they make it so that you could make yourself stronger and then go back.
01:24:04
TheDisruptor
Yeah.
01:24:04
k-hog semen hunters
like if They make it free and open that you can do that, but I don't like the idea of like hard, medium,
Gaming with Children: Joys and Challenges
01:24:11
TheDisruptor
No.
01:24:11
k-hog semen hunters
you know doom doom levels.
01:24:12
BeyBlade
but i'm saying You don't even need that. You could literally just be like, okay.
01:24:15
k-hog semen hunters
What's the maximum doom level? was it but What are the doom?
01:24:18
BeyBlade
ah
01:24:18
Steve-O
ah Nightmare.
01:24:18
BeyBlade
Nightmare.
01:24:20
k-hog semen hunters
What are the other ones? It's like
01:24:21
Steve-O
It's like, um go easy on me.
01:24:24
BeyBlade
Like
01:24:24
Steve-O
Like, hurt me plenty.
01:24:25
BeyBlade
kiss me daddy or something like that.
01:24:27
k-hog semen hunters
Yeah, it's ah so I'm Too Young to Die. Hey, not too rough.
01:24:29
TheDisruptor
Yeah.
01:24:29
Steve-O
Yeah.
01:24:31
k-hog semen hunters
Hurt Me Plenty. ah Ultraviolence and Nightmare.
01:24:34
BeyBlade
yeah young Yeah, I'm Too Young to Die, Hey, Not Too Rough, Hurt Me Plenty, Ultra Violence and Nightmare are like the traditional Doom difficulty levels. And then if you play on easy, he has like bunny ears and a sucker.
01:24:51
BeyBlade
Which, hey, I'm fine with that.
01:24:53
k-hog semen hunters
As an abbot.
01:24:53
TheDisruptor
You're
01:24:54
BeyBlade
Yeah, fuck it.
01:24:54
k-hog semen hunters
As an abbot.
01:24:54
BeyBlade
I don't care. I'm fucking brave.
01:24:57
k-hog semen hunters
Yeah, but like, I don't know.
01:24:57
TheDisruptor
brave.
01:24:57
BeyBlade
most games Most games are not too hard, right?
01:24:58
TheDisruptor
Yeah.
01:24:58
k-hog semen hunters
Oh, you know, dude, I did. I played another game.
01:25:01
TheDisruptor
you
01:25:01
k-hog semen hunters
I played another game this weekend and I'd like to talk about it.
01:25:02
BeyBlade
Okay. Okay.
01:25:04
k-hog semen hunters
It's the Lego Voyagers game. I played it with my son, who's four.
01:25:07
Steve-O
Oh, that's the one where you like you like work together.
01:25:10
k-hog semen hunters
Yeah, it's like a co-op. Dude, it's so good. It's like really good.
01:25:13
BeyBlade
lego voyagers i don't think i've heard of this
01:25:15
k-hog semen hunters
Yeah, remember that fucking trailer that they showed at whatever it was and they played like emotional music. and I'm like, man, this shit's gonna make me cry because of the music.
01:25:24
BeyBlade
i have like no memory of this but it looks cool also but yeah
01:25:28
k-hog semen hunters
It's cool, especially for a four-year-old. I'm just like, wow, you were able to fucking do that? like that's pretty That's pretty fucking cool. that and like i'm like really proud I'm like the dad at the fucking baseball game where his son gets a hit.
01:25:45
k-hog semen hunters
and But instead, it's like, oh, he fucking made a bridge in a Lego game and jumped onto the platform properly.
01:25:49
TheDisruptor
Hehehehe.
01:25:49
Steve-O
Mm-hmm.
01:25:52
k-hog semen hunters
I'm like, whoa. So like yeah, we we played that we played that for for a good while on Saturday. like in front of my computer screen, because I i refuse to move my Nintendo Switch 2 dock, and I refuse to pay $1 million dollars for another Nintendo Switch 2 dock.
01:26:06
BeyBlade
Yeah, that's fair.
01:26:08
k-hog semen hunters
So...
01:26:09
BeyBlade
And acceptable. Oh, shit.
01:26:11
k-hog semen hunters
But yeah, it's it's fucking it's fucking good. Like, it's a really good game.
01:26:14
BeyBlade
Yeah, I'm looking at the trailer right now. i don't...
01:26:16
k-hog semen hunters
I mean, it's not like it's not like a fucking masterpiece or anything, but like it's like a solid like um co-op game.
01:26:23
BeyBlade
Well, not to not to totally shift, but apparently the Lego Batman game was getting tons of like Game of the Show awards at Gamescom.
01:26:23
k-hog semen hunters
Especially with a young kid.
01:26:33
k-hog semen hunters
Dude, the I saw a screenshot from like when you where you where you pick the costume that you want to wear and they showed like the anime series costume and they have a fucking, they have like, you know, stats and one of the stats is aura.
01:26:46
k-hog semen hunters
They have an aura stat and ah I thought that was the fucking funniest thing ever.
01:26:47
BeyBlade
Yeah.
01:26:47
TheDisruptor
ah
01:26:48
Steve-O
That's funny.
01:26:48
BeyBlade
Yeah. yeah Yeah, there's just something to it where they're they're like, at least for that one, like they're implementing like real mechanics in it. And they're like, yeah, you know.
01:26:58
Steve-O
it's It looks like the Arkham games.
01:27:00
BeyBlade
Yeah. And they're like, it's not going to be like the fucking as hard as an Arkham game is.
01:27:04
k-hog semen hunters
Yeah, look at this.
01:27:06
TheDisruptor
Does Will Arnett voice Batman still?
01:27:06
k-hog semen hunters
Look at this
01:27:09
BeyBlade
I don't know. Probably not because I don't think it's movie Batman. I think it's like it's like all Batman.
01:27:13
k-hog semen hunters
Dude, is this a violation that the anime series doesn't have a maxed out aura?
01:27:13
TheDisruptor
Oh.
01:27:15
BeyBlade
Sonar abs.
01:27:19
k-hog semen hunters
It's at 9 out of 10?
01:27:22
TheDisruptor
Nine out of ten.
01:27:23
k-hog semen hunters
Is that a violation? It should be 10, right?
01:27:24
TheDisruptor
They can't go up any higher.
01:27:24
BeyBlade
I mean, me, I'm...
01:27:25
TheDisruptor
Yeah.
01:27:27
k-hog semen hunters
i would like to know which i would like to know which suit has a max or
01:27:33
BeyBlade
Oh, yeah, wait.
01:27:34
k-hog semen hunters
Makes me want to buy the game now so I can see.
01:27:37
BeyBlade
It looks good, dude. What's it coming? That's 2026, right?
01:27:40
Steve-O
It's coming soon, yeah.
01:27:40
k-hog semen hunters
i mean, like like Lego video games are usually pretty solid, you know?
01:27:44
BeyBlade
Yeah. like i I think about jumping in.
01:27:48
k-hog semen hunters
We bought the whole like Harry Potter thing because it was like $3 on Nintendo Switch and like I was surprised by how like how good it played.
01:27:51
BeyBlade
Yeah.
01:27:56
k-hog semen hunters
Oh, excuse me. I'm sorry. not going to talk about Harry Potter.
01:27:59
BeyBlade
yeah you
01:27:59
k-hog semen hunters
Or I'll die.
01:27:59
BeyBlade
I didn't know you were a monster.
01:28:00
k-hog semen hunters
Or I'll fucking or i'll go to hell. I'll go to hell.
01:28:02
BeyBlade
Yeah.
01:28:03
k-hog semen hunters
Yeah, a monster.
01:28:04
BeyBlade
You fucking piece of shit.
01:28:06
k-hog semen hunters
But yeah, like these these Lego games are usually pretty, I mean, Lego Voyagers is way different because it's just like fucking, it's weird. it's It's like Minecraft, but like you're figuring out how to get to the next area.
01:28:16
BeyBlade
Yeah, you're like, are you like little eyeballs?
01:28:18
k-hog semen hunters
Yeah, you're like the tiniest Lego pip, like Lego piece. Like that's your guy. And then like you connect, you can connect to to a spot that, you know, that obviously would connect and on a Lego thing.
01:28:28
BeyBlade
Yeah.
01:28:30
k-hog semen hunters
And then like you can, you know, rip things off, you can, You can carry bricks over to like build bridges across platforms. and like it's It's really... It's pretty good.
01:28:40
BeyBlade
80 on open credit dude yeah
01:28:42
k-hog semen hunters
Oh, it's an 80 on OpenCritic? Fucking solid, dude. Good sit.
01:28:47
BeyBlade
and specific because
01:28:48
k-hog semen hunters
why I don't even fucking... No, it's probably a fuck, to be honest. But like
01:28:54
k-hog semen hunters
but like for like for me to be able to play a game with a toddler like effectively is like kind of cool.
01:28:58
BeyBlade
yeah when when do you feel like you'll be able to coach your son through your last of us part two
01:28:59
Steve-O
you
01:29:01
k-hog semen hunters
It's actually kind of cool that... we can play a game together.
01:29:08
k-hog semen hunters
Yeah.
01:29:10
BeyBlade
go
01:29:10
k-hog semen hunters
I mean, there, there are some parts where like, there's some like psycho platform parts where i have to, have to do it for him.
01:29:10
TheDisruptor
ah yeah Go ahead. Beat that dog to death. Yeah, that dog.
01:29:14
BeyBlade
that that
01:29:15
TheDisruptor
Beat him to death.
01:29:15
BeyBlade
yeah
01:29:17
TheDisruptor
Oh, I know.
01:29:17
BeyBlade
<unk>
01:29:17
TheDisruptor
His owner is crying. That's fine. You did the right thing.
01:29:22
k-hog semen hunters
But I'm just like, so like, what do you do?
01:29:22
BeyBlade
But now you have to burn them to death.
01:29:25
k-hog semen hunters
I'm like, what, how, how we get through this? And he like, he like tells me, you know I want to do this and this. And I'm like, all right, let's try it. And then sometimes it works and it's cool.
01:29:31
TheDisruptor
Nice.
01:29:33
BeyBlade
And you're like, oh my God.
01:29:35
TheDisruptor
I think was
01:29:35
k-hog semen hunters
It's a cute game, dude.
01:29:37
k-hog semen hunters
It's a cute game.
01:29:37
TheDisruptor
I always think like portal might be a good intermediate level of that too, where you you like, it's all about like puzzle solving.
01:29:44
Steve-O
ah
01:29:44
TheDisruptor
Cause I think that's always fun.
01:29:44
k-hog semen hunters
Yeah.
01:29:47
TheDisruptor
Like seeing people's reaction to that and how to solve things.
01:29:50
BeyBlade
Wait, Steve brings up a good point.
01:29:51
k-hog semen hunters
I really want to get that other game to play with Sam. play with sam
01:29:56
Steve-O
Oh, ah you're talking about the um the one that came out this year, of Split Fiction.
01:30:02
k-hog semen hunters
Yeah, Split Fiction, the the game of the year favorite before all the other games came out.
01:30:04
BeyBlade
Oh, yeah.
01:30:07
BeyBlade
Wait, what was the... Oh, It Takes Two. It Takes Two was the...
01:30:10
k-hog semen hunters
Yeah, that was a Goaty winner, right?
01:30:11
BeyBlade
That was the goatee. Yeah. Yeah.
01:30:13
Steve-O
hmm.
01:30:15
BeyBlade
Which is interesting.
01:30:15
k-hog semen hunters
Interesting.
01:30:16
BeyBlade
but ah So Steve brings up a good point. i ah I think Absolute Batman, Lego Batman, will have a 10 out there.
01:30:24
k-hog semen hunters
Oh, man. Do you think they have that in there? Dude, that'll be how and they'll be instant buy.
01:30:26
BeyBlade
And not only that, but I also say i also think he's going to like, when you select him, he's going to turn into, like, the Hulk size Lego.
01:30:27
TheDisruptor
hello
01:30:29
k-hog semen hunters
Instant buy for me in the game if they have it in there.
01:30:34
Steve-O
Yeah, he uses the Hulk model.
01:30:37
TheDisruptor
yeah
01:30:37
BeyBlade
Yeah.
01:30:38
Steve-O
That's a brilliant idea.
01:30:40
TheDisruptor
Oh my God.
01:30:40
BeyBlade
think...
01:30:40
TheDisruptor
They, I see him. They, people built Lego absolute Batman.
01:30:43
BeyBlade
my god. Do you think... I really hope... we like Because i know games take a long time to make. i really hope but they don't they don't lose that. That'd be pretty sick.
Anticipation for New Game Releases
01:30:54
k-hog semen hunters
Dude, yeah, in absolute universe, there's...
01:30:55
BeyBlade
Or that DLC, instant buy. Instant buy.
01:31:00
k-hog semen hunters
Instant buy, instant fucking $50 DLC.
01:31:04
BeyBlade
Yeah.
01:31:04
k-hog semen hunters
I'm in. And I'm only playing as him.
01:31:06
BeyBlade
Instant $50 DLC, instant buy.
01:31:09
k-hog semen hunters
ah Instant buy, auto buy.
01:31:10
BeyBlade
God damn it. Disgust it with yourself.
01:31:15
k-hog semen hunters
Yeah, could you imagine? Just fucking rip... Because, like, could... You could maim... You could probably maim LEGO guys and it doesn't look too violent, right?
01:31:23
BeyBlade
yeah Yeah, they explode.
01:31:24
k-hog semen hunters
chop off their arms and shit.
01:31:25
BeyBlade
see this Lego Batman rules.
01:31:29
BeyBlade
It's a stupid one.
01:31:31
k-hog semen hunters
Look at that thing! Dude, that'd be so sick!
01:31:32
TheDisruptor
and
01:31:33
Steve-O
Yeah. 10 out of 10.
01:31:34
TheDisruptor
He's so big.
01:31:36
k-hog semen hunters
They have to, right?
01:31:36
BeyBlade
yeah
01:31:36
k-hog semen hunters
it's such It's such a big hit right now. that I mean, I feel like it when i feel like wouldn't take much for them to build in the game like in the game engine this.
01:31:38
BeyBlade
I know, it's like...
01:31:43
BeyBlade
Yeah.
01:31:44
k-hog semen hunters
You know, something like this.
01:31:44
BeyBlade
I mean, I wish that was something they could big just be like, guys, don't worry, it's in there. But I really, I would not be surprised if they were like...
01:31:52
k-hog semen hunters
The first image you posted, Steve, I love how it's got like, it's got like real life scratches on it too.
01:31:53
BeyBlade
Oh, yeah, yeah,
01:31:56
TheDisruptor
Yeah, that's cool.
01:31:57
BeyBlade
yeah.
01:31:57
Steve-O
yeah
01:31:57
k-hog semen hunters
Like that's pretty dope.
01:31:59
k-hog semen hunters
Dude, Aura 10 out of 10.
01:31:59
TheDisruptor
That's neat.
01:32:00
k-hog semen hunters
Yeah.
01:32:01
Steve-O
and out of ten
01:32:02
k-hog semen hunters
Yeah, that's gotta be 10 out of 10 Aura. Yeah.
01:32:07
k-hog semen hunters
But judging by the, like if you look at the, the screenshot from the game, like you could tell the next one over is probably the Pattinson one, right?
01:32:09
TheDisruptor
His head's so small.
01:32:18
k-hog semen hunters
Maybe.
01:32:19
Steve-O
that makes sense
01:32:21
BeyBlade
oh yeah yeah
01:32:21
k-hog semen hunters
And then like, you know And then like that first one, probably Batfleck.
01:32:28
Steve-O
that one that's like the second to the left is definitely like the 1930s batman with the purple gloves
01:32:34
k-hog semen hunters
Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.
01:32:39
k-hog semen hunters
Dude, are we going to buy this game? Let's see.
01:32:42
BeyBlade
I mean, i could convinced.
01:32:42
k-hog semen hunters
like When does that come out?
01:32:42
Steve-O
Hey, you know, it's, it doesn't have a date yet. It looks like, but honestly, i don't think, i don't think it's hard to twist my arm.
01:32:48
k-hog semen hunters
Oh, there's no date? Oh, 2026. ah Dude, Devin, this might be a sleeper pick for fucking Fancy Critic.
01:32:56
Steve-O
Honestly, that's, you know what?
01:32:57
k-hog semen hunters
Comes out next year. That might not be a bad sleeper.
01:32:58
BeyBlade
I'm loaded up. Oh, next year? Yeah, dude.
01:33:01
k-hog semen hunters
Yeah, it's next year.
01:33:01
BeyBlade
um
01:33:02
Steve-O
Keep that one under the hat, man.
01:33:02
BeyBlade
I'm not saying no. A lot of people are saying, yeah, as we publicly talk about it, keep that one under the hat with all the other people who will be playing. Uh, God damn.
01:33:15
BeyBlade
I'm, I'm basically, I mean, I'm biding my time until Ghost of Yote, I think.
01:33:22
Steve-O
That's October, right?
01:33:22
k-hog semen hunters
Oh, the coughing baby samurai game?
01:33:23
BeyBlade
That's like October 2nd. It's like the, yeah.
01:33:25
Steve-O
Yeah.
01:33:27
k-hog semen hunters
Yeah, that's cool.
01:33:28
BeyBlade
No, I think, I think you're the, yeah, that one.
01:33:28
k-hog semen hunters
The one with the difficulty levels? so
01:33:34
BeyBlade
I think Sekiro would be a better game if I was able to, you know, play it and it not suck.
01:33:38
k-hog semen hunters
You would love that game if you if you were able to play it.
01:33:41
BeyBlade
If I was intelligent.
01:33:41
k-hog semen hunters
Yeah, they should make ah it should make ah accessibility features for people that are bad at video games. Yeah, that's definitely an argument.
01:33:47
Steve-O
No, people already scream about accessibility features.
01:33:47
BeyBlade
Yeah.
01:33:50
Steve-O
They'll be like, what? You don't have fingers? Get good. and you'll be like, what?
01:33:54
k-hog semen hunters
Dude, I watched a got a blind person beat somebody on the stage at Evo in Street Fighter 6.
01:33:54
Steve-O
what
01:34:01
Steve-O
That is sick.
01:34:01
BeyBlade
That's fine. That's fine.
01:34:02
Steve-O
That is sick.
01:34:03
k-hog semen hunters
You know?
01:34:03
BeyBlade
Exception proves the rule. You know?
01:34:06
k-hog semen hunters
They actually do they they do crazy accessibility stuff in that game, though.
01:34:11
BeyBlade
yeah
01:34:11
k-hog semen hunters
like they They make like different...
01:34:12
BeyBlade
Wait, in Sekiro or Street Fighter?
01:34:13
k-hog semen hunters
you can No, in Street Fighter, you can make like certain drive-in packs stuff and make a different sound.
01:34:15
BeyBlade
Yeah.
01:34:20
k-hog semen hunters
And then, like, With the with the like the spatial audio, you could tell what whether or not you're closer to the corner on each corner.
Online Gaming Toxicity and Hearing Anecdotes
01:34:30
k-hog semen hunters
And then like it'll it'll like you can make it so it dings if you're like in the corner.
01:34:35
k-hog semen hunters
it's it's It's kind of crazy, like the accessibility stuff people have in games now.
01:34:39
Steve-O
That is cool. um I really like because, you know, I like playing some Fortnite in my free time and I really like that they have like a visual display. So like if you are hard of hearing, you can see where like sounds are coming from.
01:34:52
Steve-O
It's just it's just nice little things like that, where even like even if you're not like, you know, ah you know, my hearing is not bad, but it's also, you know, not as good as it used to be.
01:34:54
k-hog semen hunters
Yeah.
01:35:02
Steve-O
so
01:35:03
BeyBlade
Oh my God. So my coworker, my young coworker pulled up ah an app that basically it says, um Hey, it's going to play a noise.
01:35:12
TheDisruptor
Oh, I've seen these before.
01:35:13
BeyBlade
And then you like, you say when you can't hear it anymore. And I am like, Oh, I do it. And she was like almost on the money. She's like yeah, that's like 38. I'm like, okay.
01:35:24
BeyBlade
And then she did it to herself and she's like, yeah, I got 23 and she's 22 years old. like
01:35:32
Steve-O
oh
01:35:32
BeyBlade
That's crazy to me that I watched somebody in the same room that was like, ah now I can't hear it after I stopped being able to hear it like six seconds before them.
01:35:34
k-hog semen hunters
Oh, that's kind of kind of weird.
01:35:42
BeyBlade
And I'm like, that's... And it's just because they're younger, you know? And I'm like, that's nuts. I don't like that at all. wo
01:35:52
k-hog semen hunters
Yeah, the meme in Street Fighter is if you're over 30, you can't react to drive impacts in the game. but That's what they say.
01:36:00
BeyBlade
There's something to that, probably.
01:36:01
k-hog semen hunters
And you know what? I still react properly driving to driving a taxi.
01:36:04
BeyBlade
I know, but I'm just saying, like...
01:36:06
TheDisruptor
you know every time I see low tier guy videos now they always make him look like he's 80 and he has like a beard yeah always think that's funny because that guy deserves it the most right
01:36:19
k-hog semen hunters
There's all these conspiracies about him. Like how he's got like he's got a daughter and stuff he doesn't pay child support. Like people found like court documents and stuff.
01:36:24
TheDisruptor
oh Oh my lord. What perfect person.
01:36:27
k-hog semen hunters
Dude, people have torn into that guy. The perfect person for that to happen to.
01:36:30
TheDisruptor
Perfect person for that. Yeah, dude. It's beautiful, isn't it?
01:36:35
k-hog semen hunters
Like, the definition of online toxicity is is is that guy.
01:36:35
TheDisruptor
He's just awful in every way.
01:36:43
k-hog semen hunters
He's so entertaining, though. I can't i can't lie. i i I follow him on ah follow em on Twitch.
01:36:47
TheDisruptor
They always say he cries all the time, though.
01:36:52
k-hog semen hunters
And sometimes I watch him because it's it's interesting to watch him get mad. He he plays
01:36:56
BeyBlade
Does he always deliver?
01:36:57
k-hog semen hunters
He plays shit like fucking Tetris 99 and shit, and he plays so bad. He plays Tetris so bad and gets so angry when he loses. like it's cra and then He does the thing. like you know you've seen the You've seen it, Devin, where like somebody lands a fucking super combo on him, and he just goes to the PlayStation menu so he doesn't have to watch it.
01:37:14
BeyBlade
Yeah, he just stares at it.
01:37:15
Steve-O
Thank you.
01:37:16
k-hog semen hunters
I love that shit, dude. Like he's going to rage quit, but then... man, I love it. But yeah, he's toxic person. I don't do anything he does.
01:37:25
BeyBlade
he's ah He's a toxic piece of shit, but, you know, doesn't mean it's not funny.
01:37:28
k-hog semen hunters
Yeah, but he's super entertaining.
01:37:33
BeyBlade
You know what was pretty toxic? ah The long walk.
01:37:38
k-hog semen hunters
Oh, I want to watch that.
01:37:38
TheDisruptor
Ooh.
01:37:39
k-hog semen hunters
I can't believe you didn't even ask me to go with it.
01:37:40
BeyBlade
It was... Yeah,
01:37:41
TheDisruptor
So Devin, you asked me um if I read the book, which I did.
01:37:45
k-hog semen hunters
Yeah, I insulted because I read that book, Devin.
01:37:45
BeyBlade
yeah yeah, I was curious. I didn't know. i just...
01:37:50
k-hog semen hunters
So Chris is the only one that knows how to read?
01:37:50
BeyBlade
Well, Chris is only... No, no, you know what?
01:37:52
TheDisruptor
ha ha ha ha!
01:37:52
Steve-O
Yeah.
01:37:53
BeyBlade
No, because Chris is always walking around.
01:37:53
k-hog semen hunters
Wow.
01:37:53
TheDisruptor
Ha ha
01:37:53
k-hog semen hunters
Wow. wow
01:37:55
BeyBlade
He's always walking bragging about how he read this book and that book.
01:37:56
k-hog semen hunters
He's walking around with books. I don't actually read any books. Yeah.
01:38:00
BeyBlade
Yeah.
01:38:01
k-hog semen hunters
Chris is like blood Meridian.
01:38:01
TheDisruptor
ha ha ha!
01:38:02
k-hog semen hunters
This blood Meridian.
01:38:03
BeyBlade
Yeah, you know?
01:38:04
k-hog semen hunters
Yeah.
01:38:04
TheDisruptor
Ha ha ha ha ha!
01:38:06
k-hog semen hunters
yeah
01:38:07
TheDisruptor
Well, I did, Devin. And you obviously don't want to spoil things, I guess, I think, for everybody else.
01:38:12
k-hog semen hunters
Isn't it for isn't the speed four meters per second in the in the book?
01:38:15
BeyBlade
It is in the book, yeah.
01:38:17
k-hog semen hunters
And isn't that like physically impossible to do?
01:38:17
TheDisruptor
Can I ask you a question, Devin?
01:38:18
BeyBlade
Yes.
Movie Adaptations: Stephen King's 'The Long Walk'
01:38:20
TheDisruptor
Was there... um
01:38:25
TheDisruptor
and i Maybe I'll just text this to you and I can get your reaction because it is kind of a spoiler to the end.
01:38:27
BeyBlade
oh
01:38:32
TheDisruptor
of the novel. And ah I like this somewhat. I think it was a little, it's definitely dark. Uh, and I'm curious to
01:38:39
BeyBlade
Yeah, I would say the film ending actually more dark.
01:38:43
k-hog semen hunters
Oh, wow. it's got a high It's got high ratings, though.
01:38:44
TheDisruptor
interesting.
01:38:45
BeyBlade
Yeah, it's yeah honestly I say toxic as a joke ah because it's just so many gnarly things happen.
01:38:45
k-hog semen hunters
71 on Metacritic.
01:38:45
TheDisruptor
Okay.
01:38:47
k-hog semen hunters
Was it good?
01:38:52
BeyBlade
Dude, yeah, it's good, dude.
01:38:53
k-hog semen hunters
was it surprising Was it surprising how good it was?
01:38:56
BeyBlade
I think I would have been. So I had heard about how good it was for like two weeks. So I was like, all right, I'm going to like make time to watch this.
01:39:02
k-hog semen hunters
But, like was it like, you know how you you didn't expect anything from that latest Hunger Games movie, and that ended up being pretty good?
01:39:05
BeyBlade
it was it yeah Yeah.
01:39:10
BeyBlade
Honestly, if I saw it like opening night, I think exactly I would have been exactly there. Like, God damn, this is way better than I thought it was going to be. But because I had heard it and then I was and after seeing it, I was like, yeah, never mind.
01:39:10
k-hog semen hunters
Was it like that?
01:39:23
BeyBlade
This is. Definitely.
01:39:25
TheDisruptor
I thought that was dark.
01:39:29
TheDisruptor
That end.
01:39:29
BeyBlade
Yeah. So, ah you know what?
01:39:31
TheDisruptor
Does that not happen at all?
01:39:34
BeyBlade
Yeah. to to do I'm just going to text it back. um w w w w w I don't think so.
01:39:39
k-hog semen hunters
Is this a WB product too?
01:39:43
BeyBlade
I think it's Paramount. um
01:39:46
k-hog semen hunters
Oh, once it... Yo, Paramount usually releases streaming shit early, right?
01:39:52
BeyBlade
Production.
01:39:53
k-hog semen hunters
I don't know if I'm trying to go to the theater to watch this, to be honest. It's gotta be a whole thing.
01:39:56
BeyBlade
Yeah.
01:39:58
k-hog semen hunters
I gotta save my time for good ones.
01:39:58
BeyBlade
Uh, it's a lion's gate. It's lion's gate movie, which I don't This stars.
01:40:04
k-hog semen hunters
Yeah, what's Lion's Gate on?
01:40:04
TheDisruptor
They changed that completely.
01:40:08
BeyBlade
Uh, yes, yes, yes, yes.
01:40:09
TheDisruptor
Wow.
01:40:11
BeyBlade
Uh, yeah.
01:40:12
TheDisruptor
Okay.
01:40:15
BeyBlade
It's, and then like when you watch it, like with context and then you're like, you're thinking about you're like Oh wow, that's actually like bleak is it's a bleak fucking movie.
01:40:25
TheDisruptor
Okay.
01:40:25
BeyBlade
Um,
01:40:26
TheDisruptor
All right. I don't, I do like that.
01:40:27
k-hog semen hunters
was your heart Was your heart rate high? Was your heart rate high watching it?
01:40:30
BeyBlade
So there's a sequence there's a sequence in this movie that I thought was brilliantly done.
01:40:30
k-hog semen hunters
Like they were marketing?
01:40:38
BeyBlade
And I was like tense. And this is like we're about midway through the movie.
01:40:40
k-hog semen hunters
Oh, man.
01:40:42
BeyBlade
And I'm like, oh, shit. he is he gettingnna fucking Is he going to get it? Because there's rules. that It's not just if you go below, you get warnings and stuff like that.
01:40:48
k-hog semen hunters
Yeah. Yeah.
01:40:50
k-hog semen hunters
Yeah.
01:40:51
BeyBlade
And if you walk off if you walk another mile without getting another warning, you like wipe your warning out. And there's just a sequence where, Chris, you add you might actually, since you both read it.
01:41:02
TheDisruptor
I'm texting you right now.
01:41:04
BeyBlade
Yeah, you might remember ah the sequence. No, it's a there's a uphill scene in the but in the movie where they're going up.
01:41:09
TheDisruptor
No.
01:41:12
TheDisruptor
Oh. Oh, this is different.
01:41:15
BeyBlade
I mean, there's talk of cramps and there is a character that cramps up and that's pretty rough. Um, but there's a sequence where they got to go up this hill and he's like sleepwalking at this point.
01:41:28
BeyBlade
And he, he gets a warning, right? Oh, got a warning. Oh yeah. He's trying to he's like drowsy. And then he like trips and gets a second warning. And then they have to go up this crazy hill and he's just like freaking out. And then like, you're freaking out. It's really well done.
01:41:45
TheDisruptor
interesting
01:41:46
BeyBlade
um But yeah, it's good performances. I think especially by...
01:41:52
k-hog semen hunters
Mark Hamill? Was he good in it?
01:41:54
BeyBlade
He's fine in it. I mean, he's he's kind of...
01:41:56
k-hog semen hunters
He's just Mark Hamill.
01:41:56
BeyBlade
He's like the billion, but he's just there. you know You know what I mean?
01:42:01
k-hog semen hunters
Yeah.
01:42:01
BeyBlade
um Hold on. I'm trying to think of the the one actor. Not Hoffman. And he's good. He's fine in it.
01:42:12
BeyBlade
um David Johnson. ease he plays a He plays Peter McRise.
01:42:21
TheDisruptor
get that text that you're saying?
01:42:22
BeyBlade
Oh, boy. Let me see. ah Yes, Chris.
01:42:31
TheDisruptor
Okay, cool.
01:42:32
BeyBlade
Yeah, yeah.
01:42:32
TheDisruptor
That part is cool. I'm glad that's in there.
01:42:33
BeyBlade
Yeah. And from what I understand is they kind of come they do combine a few of the characters into one. Because I think in the book it's like 100 kids. They cut it down to 50.
01:42:45
BeyBlade
Um, and you know, uh, just a few things there, but I think all the changes make sense. Like none of them seem like completely ridiculous based off of what I've like researched after, after the movie.
01:42:58
BeyBlade
But I would say it's, uh, it's like, i wouldn't say there was any of it that I didn't like. But like, you know, i I can't, I don't think I could give it a Mary, but it's like, it's definitely hovering around Mary good sit territory.
01:43:18
TheDisruptor
it's It's fascinating that
Demon Slayer and Anime Watching Habits
01:43:20
k-hog semen hunters
Whoa, Mary?
01:43:20
TheDisruptor
we're getting two of the Stephen King books or stories that involve a game show ah about murder.
01:43:28
BeyBlade
Yeah. and And what's kind of, I mean, this, I saw this right not to, not to get public eventsy, right uh but there's a conversation they have that hits a little bit different after you know certain people are getting shot uh you know what i mean and you're like okay okay yeah yeah you know and you know everything's just like the war right but it's not like a futuristic thing or anything like that but um
01:43:45
TheDisruptor
Sure. It's a pretty bleak future, whatever that is, right? Or alternate world.
01:43:53
TheDisruptor
Yeah.
01:43:56
TheDisruptor
It's like a different dimension almost. It's like, and it's not the future, right?
01:44:01
BeyBlade
It doesn't seem like it. No, because like nothing... Or if it is, it's like America at that point is so stuck in like the 90s. You know what I mean?
01:44:11
TheDisruptor
I see, I see.
01:44:11
BeyBlade
Like they just never... Who knows? But ah yeah, it was like... And I say it's hovering about around America just because like I don't think it does anything wrong. It just doesn't really...
01:44:24
BeyBlade
There's a ceiling there, right, that I just don't think it quite breaks through. um It's also just, like I said, it's just a bleak fucking watch, man. So it's got to get up and you're like, yeah.
01:44:34
TheDisruptor
Yeah, I got none again i got none against a bleak one every once in a while.
01:44:38
BeyBlade
Yeah, exactly. Every once in a while. um And I followed that up about two days later with the FOMO.
01:44:46
TheDisruptor
Hyman Slayer.
01:44:47
BeyBlade
The FOMO kicked in. But number one in America, second week in a row, Demon Slayer. Kimitsu no Yaiba, the movie Infinity Castle.
01:44:55
TheDisruptor
Oh, shit. Can it see know Yaiba?
01:44:58
BeyBlade
Yeah, dude. The new Kimitsu's out, bro.
01:45:00
k-hog semen hunters
Yeah dude Yeah We fucking finally got our Demon Slayer Did anyone pee on you Devin during the movie or no
01:45:01
Steve-O
Finally, dude.
01:45:01
BeyBlade
Yeah, dude. um So...
01:45:07
TheDisruptor
you really did.
01:45:08
BeyBlade
No, it beat on me.
01:45:09
TheDisruptor
Oh.
01:45:11
BeyBlade
I did...
01:45:11
Steve-O
Then you didn't get the full experience.
01:45:12
BeyBlade
Yeah.
01:45:13
TheDisruptor
yeah you really do
01:45:13
BeyBlade
Yeah.
01:45:14
k-hog semen hunters
Did anyone did anyone corn concert it or no
01:45:17
BeyBlade
No, there was a guy next to me that, you know, it's always weird when somebody says, oh my God, I saw your clone. This dude was my clone if I was like 6'3".
01:45:27
TheDisruptor
Oh, okay.
01:45:28
BeyBlade
I was like, wow, yeah, this guy's just me, but just larger.
01:45:28
k-hog semen hunters
uh
01:45:31
BeyBlade
Like the dimensions, the fucking...
01:45:31
Steve-O
Absolute Kopec.
01:45:32
TheDisruptor
Absolutely come back.
01:45:33
BeyBlade
yeah Yeah, he was absolute go-back, dude.
01:45:36
TheDisruptor
That's pure form.
01:45:36
BeyBlade
And then he got up and, you know, started rubbing his boyfriend's back. And I was like, that is absolute go-back.
01:45:42
TheDisruptor
Yeah.
01:45:44
BeyBlade
Yeah, but... um No, but so...
01:45:45
TheDisruptor
that's pure form
01:45:47
Steve-O
You're absolute Galani. Let me help you.
01:45:49
TheDisruptor
yeah
01:45:50
Steve-O
oh,
01:45:53
BeyBlade
to I think he looked more like absolute Suarez to be honest.
01:45:57
Steve-O
oh
01:45:57
TheDisruptor
Oh, ooh.
01:45:58
k-hog semen hunters
Ohhhh, shit!
01:45:58
Steve-O
oh
01:45:59
BeyBlade
No, watch out.
01:45:59
TheDisruptor
Spicy. It's a fiery relationship right there.
01:46:02
BeyBlade
But, uh, so, so I'm going to set, I'm going to set the stage just a little bit.
01:46:02
k-hog semen hunters
That's Aura. That's Aura right there. That's
01:46:05
Steve-O
Suara. sura
01:46:07
BeyBlade
Um, the movie had been out, right.
01:46:08
k-hog semen hunters
Aura.
01:46:11
BeyBlade
And I knew I wasn't caught up yet. And I was like, oh man. And then like a week goes by and then i was like, you know what? Let me, let me see how far back I am. I, I pull up the crackle.
01:46:23
BeyBlade
Or Crackle. Crunchyroll. And I'm only seven episodes behind. I'm like, that's easy work. Especially for anime. Dude, that's easy work.
01:46:32
TheDisruptor
How many episodes are there?
01:46:35
BeyBlade
ah
01:46:36
TheDisruptor
oh God, I hate...
01:46:36
BeyBlade
Probably... No, like probably like 67 or something like that.
01:46:37
TheDisruptor
I hate...
01:46:40
BeyBlade
That being said, some episodes are...
01:46:42
TheDisruptor
Jesus Christ.
01:46:44
BeyBlade
are um but Yeah, but you know it's like you're getting 15 minutes of actual content every issue.
01:46:44
TheDisruptor
I
01:46:49
TheDisruptor
i don't care.
01:46:50
BeyBlade
yeah
01:46:50
Steve-O
Chris, chris that's that's three seasons of The Simpsons.
01:46:50
BeyBlade
That being said...
01:46:53
Steve-O
Come on, man.
01:46:53
TheDisruptor
sorry.
01:46:54
BeyBlade
Relax, Chris. Jesus Christ.
01:46:55
TheDisruptor
I'm wrong.
01:46:56
BeyBlade
ah so that being said that being said, not all episodes are like ah summer longer, right?
01:46:57
TheDisruptor
i'm wrong
01:47:06
BeyBlade
First episode is like 40 minutes. Last episode is like 40, 50 minutes. But let me tell you, if you're watching the show, And then you watch that last season. I don't think you could have possibly created a better lead in like in terms of hype.
01:47:26
BeyBlade
Like i was like, oh, my God. Like i was like, oh, OK, guess how we're going to get here? Because the movie is a direct continuation of the last season. Right. ah But the way the last season ends, I was like, I don't know how I could have watched this last episode and then had to wait like six months for the movie to come Like, I was like, I was feverish, dude.
01:47:47
BeyBlade
Within 30 seconds, I bought an IMAX ticket. And I was like, oh, no, I'm going on Sunday. Jenny was like, maybe I want to see it, but I want to go on Sunday.
01:47:51
k-hog semen hunters
I guess I'm going today.
01:47:54
BeyBlade
I was like, that sucks. I'm seeing it on Sunday. Like, that was the conversation I had with her.
01:47:57
k-hog semen hunters
That sucks. I'm going to go to McDonald's and eat fucking 5,000 calories.
01:47:59
BeyBlade
Yeah, I'm going to miss the Eagles game.
01:48:00
Steve-O
Okay.
01:48:02
TheDisruptor
Did you guys watch Demon Slayer?
01:48:03
k-hog semen hunters
ah Sucks to be you.
01:48:03
Steve-O
to
01:48:04
TheDisruptor
but
01:48:04
BeyBlade
Yeah.
01:48:05
k-hog semen hunters
Sucks to be you.
01:48:06
TheDisruptor
oh
01:48:06
BeyBlade
i'm going to miss the eagles game and
01:48:09
k-hog semen hunters
Wait, you were sweating so hard at that ah Demon Slayer that you had to go eat McDonald's after it.
01:48:13
BeyBlade
Well, I hadn't eaten all day. That was the other... Anyway, it doesn't matter. It's... I fucking went...
01:48:19
k-hog semen hunters
You okay? You all right?
01:48:20
Steve-O
just
01:48:21
k-hog semen hunters
buddy.
01:48:21
BeyBlade
Yeah. ah thanks Thanks for checking in.
01:48:22
k-hog semen hunters
Okay. All right.
01:48:23
BeyBlade
That was really...
01:48:23
TheDisruptor
yeah
01:48:23
k-hog semen hunters
All right.
01:48:23
BeyBlade
hate those dark thoughts.
01:48:24
k-hog semen hunters
All right. right.
01:48:27
BeyBlade
um No, and... The... It's two and a half. It's like two hours and 40 minutes, right? it's It's not a little amount of time. And this is where the problem starts because...
01:48:44
BeyBlade
They basically have stated, as far as my understanding is, is they're yeah, we're going to end the show with three movies. We're going end the anime with three movies, like three feature-length movies.
01:48:56
BeyBlade
um The issue is that the last, the three movies are all going to be direct continuations of the same, as my understanding goes, of the same fight.
01:49:10
BeyBlade
It's like the same location. They go into the Infinity Castle, the titular Infinity Castle, and everybody's grouped up. And then they have to fight you know demons. and you know But everybody kind of has a moment.
01:49:23
BeyBlade
But then you're you're watching it and you're like, but we didn't see what happened with this character or that character or this character. And it's because, you know, well, in the second movie, we're going to see what those characters were up to.
01:49:35
BeyBlade
But like I don't know when we're getting that second and third movie. like It could be like two years from now. So I'm like... just I just watched two and a half hours of this anime that I'm definitely going to have to rewatch just so I can like freshen up when the the sequel comes out in like two years.
01:49:54
BeyBlade
ah So that's not my favorite. you know And this is not at all... like It's not like... I joked about taking Chris to see this one. Chris, you would have been just unbelievably confused and lost.
01:50:08
BeyBlade
ah This is not friendly, not fan friendly. ah
01:50:11
TheDisruptor
Probably would have just ended up looking at porn on my phone.
01:50:14
BeyBlade
yeah its Some woman kept taking flash photos in during the movie.
01:50:19
TheDisruptor
What the fuck?
01:50:19
k-hog semen hunters
Oh my God.
01:50:19
Steve-O
but What?
01:50:21
TheDisruptor
What is wrong with these people?
01:50:21
BeyBlade
She was all the way at the other end, so it was like wasn't worth it.
01:50:23
TheDisruptor
Go to Tokyo!
01:50:24
k-hog semen hunters
and
01:50:24
TheDisruptor
You don't blog here! that why you yelled?
01:50:27
BeyBlade
Yeah, go back to Tokyo.
01:50:29
k-hog semen hunters
They were adding Eddington ti TikTok streaming the whole time.
01:50:33
BeyBlade
Yeah, yeah.
01:50:33
Steve-O
No, not the edit.
01:50:33
BeyBlade
So, uh...
01:50:34
Steve-O
Tick tock.
01:50:36
BeyBlade
That being said, it's it's probably the prettiest anime running, just in terms of visually. It's just such a goddamn gorgeous thing. And I saw the Fathom events.
01:50:49
BeyBlade
They're doing a Spirited Away viewing.
01:50:52
TheDisruptor
Hey, now.
01:50:52
k-hog semen hunters
Yeah, yeah.
01:50:52
BeyBlade
And i was I was pretty worked up when I saw that. So, don't know.
01:50:58
k-hog semen hunters
Overrated.
01:51:00
BeyBlade
God damn it. But then it got me.
01:51:01
TheDisruptor
ah
01:51:01
k-hog semen hunters
was just kidding, was just kidding.
01:51:03
BeyBlade
And then I went, then I went basically into full anime mode.
01:51:03
k-hog semen hunters
I don't really...
01:51:06
BeyBlade
I'm like, Oh, I got to watch this. I can watch this. You know,
01:51:10
k-hog semen hunters
gotta watch all of One Piece. I gotta watch all of One Piece Season 2, Season 99.
01:51:12
BeyBlade
no, but I was like, Oh, I got to catch up on, I said, I got to catch you up on Jujutsu Kaisen.
01:51:14
TheDisruptor
Speaking of which, let me get a three-piece of Popeye's.
01:51:18
BeyBlade
I said, I got to catch you up on my hero academia.
01:51:18
Steve-O
but ter for
01:51:22
BeyBlade
I got to catch up.
01:51:22
k-hog semen hunters
You gotta watch Baki the Fighter.
01:51:23
BeyBlade
I haven't even seen the new dragon ball. didn't see the new. Yeah. I still got to watch Baki, not Baki.
01:51:28
TheDisruptor
got Gotta watch Bucky.
01:51:29
BeyBlade
Um, Nah, dude. I can't. I can't get into the pocket.
01:51:33
TheDisruptor
Did you finish Attack on Titan?
01:51:33
BeyBlade
Weirdly, I really tried.
01:51:35
TheDisruptor
What the hell's wrong with you?
01:51:36
BeyBlade
No. No, Chris. I didn't. Because dev and anime has to be dev and... Like, I can't...
01:51:42
k-hog semen hunters
be Kino. Kino anime.
01:51:44
BeyBlade
It's hard to, like, mix and... Like, when you're in your anime phase, you gotta kind of live there for a little bit. At least for me. Like, I gotta be watching anime almost exclusively for the next few weeks in order to continue watching anime.
01:51:52
TheDisruptor
So what keeps you from watching...
01:52:00
TheDisruptor
Do you call Jenny Jenny's son when she's her?
01:52:01
BeyBlade
If that makes sense.
01:52:04
BeyBlade
Well, i was I was... It was funny during this the lead up to the the movie. um It's essentially... It's like the training arc, right?
01:52:14
Steve-O
Mm-hmm.
01:52:14
BeyBlade
And Jenny's like, when's the anime going to start happening? Because I was telling her about... i was like, oh my god, the fight scenes of this are like so good. They're really flashy and this and that and the other thing. But like it's just guys training to be better.
01:52:26
BeyBlade
So there's no... fighting happening, really? And she's like, and she's like, when's the anime starting?
01:52:30
TheDisruptor
Join the club, Jenny.
01:52:33
BeyBlade
And I was like, we'll get there, I swear. And then the last episode happened and it was like fucking peak anime. And then it was like, tune into the movie. And then I was like, I must.
01:52:45
BeyBlade
I must. So.
01:52:50
BeyBlade
It's not. I liked it, but it's definitely not like you could take a fucking random stranger to go see Dragon Ball Super Bard or fucking Broly like I did with Chris.
01:53:02
TheDisruptor
yeah Yeah, I get you.
01:53:03
BeyBlade
Like, yeah.
01:53:03
TheDisruptor
That was like a WWE match.
01:53:06
BeyBlade
And it was just like, I mean, Dragon Ball is what it is. So like you kind of know the basics, right?
01:53:12
TheDisruptor
Yeah, I get.
01:53:12
BeyBlade
Assuming you're remotely into things.
01:53:14
TheDisruptor
I understand it.
01:53:15
BeyBlade
Yeah, like, that being said, I do think i do think Demon Slayer is worth it, man. It's not, like, super snooty anime.
01:53:26
BeyBlade
There's not 700 episodes. It's not...
01:53:29
TheDisruptor
Yeah, 67 is still too much for me.
01:53:31
BeyBlade
Let me see. Demon Slayer. let me Let me officially give you the count. Episode count.
01:53:39
TheDisruptor
you would have said 30, I would have been like, all right.
01:53:42
BeyBlade
I might be lying to you.
01:53:43
Steve-O
and's ah That's a nice little nice little zone.
01:53:43
BeyBlade
I'm trying to i'm trying to find out. I'm trying to... ah Episode counts. 63. 63. That was pretty close.
01:53:52
TheDisruptor
you the best
01:53:54
BeyBlade
You know, Chris, give it a...
01:53:55
TheDisruptor
And three movies that don't even have, and then a movie that doesn't even finish the story.
01:53:57
BeyBlade
Give it to the Mugen train arc, dude.
01:54:03
BeyBlade
No, I mean, that's the thing, right? Yeah, let's let's see.
01:54:05
TheDisruptor
i don't think so, dog.
01:54:05
BeyBlade
When
01:54:06
Steve-O
The movies are usually like their own little things, right?
01:54:06
BeyBlade
wonderful
01:54:09
Steve-O
They're like little side things.
01:54:10
BeyBlade
No, see, that's, well, that's the thing, right?
01:54:13
TheDisruptor
They're ending the series with these movies, Steve.
01:54:13
BeyBlade
its it really feel yeah it really It really feels like that's, like, not a thing anime movies do anymore.
01:54:15
Steve-O
What?
01:54:23
BeyBlade
Now they're really just, like, continuations. That being said, apparently there's ah an all-original Chainsaw Man anime movie coming out.
01:54:33
TheDisruptor
That's something I always look at and am very interested in. Like visually, always.
01:54:38
BeyBlade
that That one, ah Chris, that one's like six seven episodes.
01:54:38
Steve-O
Chainzaw, man.
01:54:39
TheDisruptor
Yeah.
01:54:39
Steve-O
Yeah.
01:54:41
TheDisruptor
See, now that? Now you're speaking my language.
01:54:44
BeyBlade
But it's only seven episodes because there's only been one season. But it's a good...
01:54:47
TheDisruptor
Oh, no.
01:54:48
Steve-O
and Dude, I'll tell you what though. I'll tell you what. Sometimes when an anime gets like a second season, I'm like, and don't know. Like, cause like I loved One Punch Man and then they were like new season two.
01:54:56
BeyBlade
yeah
01:55:00
Steve-O
And I was like,
01:55:02
TheDisruptor
It wasn't bad. Season two was pretty good.
01:55:05
Steve-O
but like in my heart of hearts, I was like, I'm content. I'm happy with where we, where we walked away.
01:55:08
TheDisruptor
Yeah.
01:55:09
BeyBlade
but's also like It's also it's like, oh, I binged all of these and now it's like, ah wet when are they coming out? you know like who Who the hell knows?
01:55:16
Steve-O
Yeah.
01:55:19
BeyBlade
um so
01:55:19
TheDisruptor
You're gonna have to binge him again Never ends.
01:55:22
BeyBlade
unconfirmed reports suggest the second third films will be 2027 to 2029. That's what I mean, dude.
01:55:27
Steve-O
This Avatar. Goddamn.
01:55:31
TheDisruptor
I don't think so, Devin.
01:55:32
BeyBlade
It's not that it's not good. It's just, fuck. That's a lot. That's a lot of time to wait.
01:55:37
Steve-O
they They need to do the BBC thing with anime and just make it like two seasons and maybe a Christmas special.
01:55:40
BeyBlade
Yeah, they did.
01:55:44
TheDisruptor
That's all I wanted, man.
01:55:45
BeyBlade
Jesus Christ. No way.
01:55:46
TheDisruptor
and You know, nice and succinct. Get to the point.
01:55:48
Steve-O
And then I can move on to a new series and I would be so educated about all anime, but there's too much anime.
01:55:50
TheDisruptor
Yeah. Mm-hmm.
01:55:55
BeyBlade
I mean, listen, I've said this before. One of the worst things I ever did was break my own rule and get into anime that's not done. Watching an anime that's over is wonderful.
01:56:09
BeyBlade
Oh, you go to a filler list if you want to. You just keep going. Go at your own pace. No one's going to spoil it. You know, not really. But then, you know, oh, well, I want to watch this.
01:56:19
Steve-O
but you seem so cutting edge. You seem so cutting edge when it's not finished.
01:56:21
BeyBlade
This is really good. Yeah.
01:56:24
TheDisruptor
I don't like filler episodes.
01:56:25
BeyBlade
You know?
01:56:26
TheDisruptor
I don't think that there should be... That should be okay.
01:56:28
k-hog semen hunters
and You don't like anime then, Chris, I guess.
01:56:30
Steve-O
Poor Peacemaker.
01:56:30
BeyBlade
Yeah, Chris.
01:56:30
TheDisruptor
I don't!
01:56:30
k-hog semen hunters
I think that's what it is.
01:56:31
BeyBlade
When you're not American...
01:56:33
TheDisruptor
I like anime movies. There's no filler in them. It's just the story. just don't like it when they're like, oh, we gotta have this whole episode where they just fall love with each other's eyes.
01:56:43
k-hog semen hunters
where they Yeah, where they have to... They have inner monologue for... there was There was like three episodes like that when I was watching Attack on Titan.
01:56:50
TheDisruptor
There's too much of that.
01:56:50
k-hog semen hunters
And I'm just like, this is like, wow.
01:56:51
Steve-O
this This is the vacation episode.
01:56:51
k-hog semen hunters
Wow.
01:56:54
TheDisruptor
I don't care.
01:56:54
Steve-O
They go on summer vacation.
01:56:56
k-hog semen hunters
We have to we have to keep making money while waiting for the manga to be written, so
01:56:56
Steve-O
It's important.
01:57:00
Steve-O
Yeah, we have to catch it. It's basically just what Game of Thrones was.
01:57:02
BeyBlade
Yeah. yeah We're actually really stretched thin and we need this money.
01:57:08
TheDisruptor
George R. R. Martin could learn a thing or two. Just drip feed the plot.
01:57:11
BeyBlade
Dude, I think they learned from him, dude. Yeah. who I mean, who really was first? The Berserk guy or George R.R. Martin? Let's be honest.
01:57:21
TheDisruptor
Well, you're ahead of the, the, the pleasantry to die. I'm
01:57:27
Steve-O
God.
01:57:28
TheDisruptor
sorry. That was more of a ah slighted George R.R.
01:57:32
BeyBlade
he did He did mean, yeah.
01:57:33
Steve-O
you
01:57:33
TheDisruptor
Martin than him, to be honest.
01:57:34
BeyBlade
He had the good sense to at least fucking die an excuse.
01:57:38
Steve-O
I did not expect that. Holy shit.
01:57:41
TheDisruptor
just I hate George R.R. Martin. No, I will come out and say that right now,
Tribute to Robert Redford and Classic Films
01:57:46
BeyBlade
Yeah.
01:57:46
TheDisruptor
out the bell right out the gate.
01:57:47
Steve-O
What if he announces that the last book is, was actually a manga and he had to learn how to do, do art to draw.
01:57:55
TheDisruptor
I don't care anymore.
01:57:56
Steve-O
Sorry, I found out about manga and now it's all I think about. I close my eyes.
01:58:01
TheDisruptor
so I'm
01:58:02
k-hog semen hunters
What is this mod that you posted, Steve? Superman, Arthur?
01:58:06
Steve-O
It might be.
01:58:08
k-hog semen hunters
Is that John Morrison as Batman? Is that what...
01:58:10
Steve-O
It might be. it might be
01:58:11
k-hog semen hunters
The fuck?
01:58:12
BeyBlade
so
01:58:13
k-hog semen hunters
He's just a goddamn boy! Yeah, yeah play play Red Dead like that, Steve, please. What's up with that fucking utility belt, though? It's just a fucking sex chain on him.
01:58:26
BeyBlade
It's a mod.
01:58:26
Steve-O
That's what they had back then.
01:58:27
k-hog semen hunters
It's weird.
01:58:27
BeyBlade
It's a mod, man.
01:58:27
Steve-O
That's what they had back then. That's what they had back then.
01:58:32
Steve-O
Well, we're getting we're getting pretty long in the tooth, so let's go over some of the trailers and ah info that we got from this week.
01:58:32
k-hog semen hunters
Anyway.
01:58:38
TheDisruptor
Oh, Devin, I gotta say something, man. This Robert Redford movie you posted sounds depressing.
01:58:46
BeyBlade
Wait, I posted a Robert Redford movie?
01:58:47
Steve-O
No, it's news. It's not. God damn it.
01:58:51
TheDisruptor
oh God. Oops.
01:58:53
BeyBlade
Wait, hold on.
01:58:53
Steve-O
ah There is not a movie called Robert Redford Dies.
01:58:55
BeyBlade
I'm not...
01:58:57
TheDisruptor
Oh, Wow.
01:59:00
BeyBlade
What we talking now? I'm all confused.
01:59:02
Steve-O
Robert Redford passed away this week.
01:59:04
BeyBlade
No, I know.
01:59:04
Steve-O
He was 89 years old.
01:59:05
BeyBlade
oh oh Oh, I see. You meant that. I thought you meant the news channel.
01:59:08
Steve-O
He's making jokes. He's making jokes.
01:59:10
TheDisruptor
Sorry.
01:59:10
BeyBlade
Oh, you meant the news channel.
01:59:12
Steve-O
Nah.
01:59:13
BeyBlade
Yeah, dude. RIP to Robbie red.
01:59:17
TheDisruptor
RR.
01:59:17
Steve-O
The original Red Hulk.
01:59:18
BeyBlade
Yeah. The original RR also had the good sense to fucking die before you can.
01:59:20
TheDisruptor
I...
01:59:25
BeyBlade
Damn Chris.
01:59:26
TheDisruptor
yeah
01:59:29
TheDisruptor
So, i I like a lot of Robert Redford movies. I like Butch Cassidy and the Sundance Kid. I just drew a blank there. completely.
01:59:39
BeyBlade
yeah
01:59:40
TheDisruptor
you don't know why.
01:59:41
Steve-O
There you go. No, that's him.
01:59:42
TheDisruptor
I do like a lot of other.
01:59:42
BeyBlade
chris loves you know Chris loves Winter Soldier.
01:59:43
TheDisruptor
do.
01:59:45
k-hog semen hunters
The natural.
01:59:45
BeyBlade
It's great movie.
01:59:46
TheDisruptor
i do I kind of like the natural too.
01:59:47
Steve-O
Yeah.
01:59:48
TheDisruptor
I do like that movie. um
01:59:50
k-hog semen hunters
ah The way things were.
01:59:51
TheDisruptor
He's.
01:59:53
k-hog semen hunters
Not really.
01:59:53
TheDisruptor
That's not really.
01:59:54
k-hog semen hunters
You're not really a Barbra Streisand gooner.
01:59:56
TheDisruptor
Great Gatsby.
01:59:57
k-hog semen hunters
The original.
01:59:57
TheDisruptor
I like I love his Gatsby. I think he's probably the best actor I could think of to play Gatsby.
02:00:00
Steve-O
The Gats.
02:00:06
TheDisruptor
um Yeah. Like he's. He was, that think of a Hollywood star, man. That's Robert Redford.
02:00:13
k-hog semen hunters
Very handsome, good-looking man at the time, too.
02:00:17
TheDisruptor
Looks a lot like, I think looks a lot like Brad Pitt.
02:00:19
k-hog semen hunters
Oh, yeah here's another one. You also love you also love Indecent Proposal.
02:00:20
Steve-O
I agree.
02:00:21
TheDisruptor
mayor They share a lot of look.
02:00:21
Steve-O
Hmm.
02:00:24
TheDisruptor
I think i think ah Robert Redford and Paul Newman, they both remind me visually of Brad Pitt and Matthew McConaughey.
02:00:32
k-hog semen hunters
Oh, yeah, interesting.
02:00:34
TheDisruptor
Like they kind of have the same face.
02:00:38
BeyBlade
Yeah.
02:00:38
TheDisruptor
I always think that that is, you know, that's always handsome.
02:00:42
BeyBlade
You know, Chris, you can always fire up the horse whisper.
02:00:42
TheDisruptor
That never is not...
02:00:45
TheDisruptor
don't want to...
02:00:46
BeyBlade
Robert Red Red. Yeah.
02:00:49
TheDisruptor
He's very genuine in his movies. Like, that's...
02:00:52
BeyBlade
yeah What was that movie he did that like either got him nominated or they're like, it should have worked.
02:00:53
TheDisruptor
ah
02:00:59
BeyBlade
It was like one of the last movies he did. He was like on a boat and the boat was just like, it was like almost a silent film. Because he had like three lines. because he was just He basically played a guy on a boat and the boat started sinking.
02:01:09
Steve-O
is that all is lost.
02:01:12
TheDisruptor
All is lost.
02:01:13
BeyBlade
Oh, okay.
02:01:13
TheDisruptor
Yeah. ah d Steve got it.
02:01:15
BeyBlade
Yeah.
02:01:15
TheDisruptor
That one.
02:01:15
BeyBlade
I heard it was quite good. i just yeah Yeah. He's a guy that like I really have like... The only things I really remembered seeing him in, he wasn't like the the main character.
02:01:29
TheDisruptor
Okay.
02:01:30
BeyBlade
Or a big player. So I have this weirdly... Pretty large-sized Robert Redford hole in my...
02:01:36
TheDisruptor
Butch Cassidy and the Sundance Kid is a great movie. It's very fun.
02:01:39
Steve-O
That's, yeah, that's like movie he'll he'll always be remembered for.
02:01:40
k-hog semen hunters
Yeah, it's the classic.
02:01:44
BeyBlade
Not ah out of Africa.
02:01:44
TheDisruptor
That's awesome. I, no, don't like that one. I'm not a big The Sting fan either. That movie's kind of boring.
02:01:52
Steve-O
only one thing I care about, and he carried a baseball bat.
02:01:56
TheDisruptor
Oh, he didn't sing. I'll be watching you.
02:01:59
Steve-O
Oh, he was watching the NWO from the Raptors.
02:02:01
BeyBlade
Yeah, dude.
02:02:02
TheDisruptor
Okay.
02:02:02
BeyBlade
He's ready to come down.
02:02:02
TheDisruptor
All right. We obviously don't know anything about Robert Redford.
02:02:05
BeyBlade
Beat your ass up.
02:02:07
Steve-O
It could have been Robert Redford.
02:02:08
BeyBlade
yeah
02:02:08
TheDisruptor
Let's just move on.
02:02:11
Steve-O
My God, is that Robert Redford's music?
02:02:13
TheDisruptor
Rest in peace.
02:02:15
BeyBlade
Yeah, RP, dude.
02:02:15
TheDisruptor
Anaconda.
02:02:21
BeyBlade
Man, i this is probably more energy than I ever needed to put into this. But like I went up, then down, then maybe up again with this.
02:02:31
k-hog semen hunters
Just watching the trailer.
02:02:32
BeyBlade
Yeah, like I was like, this is stupid. Actually, it could be pretty funny. It's pretty stupid. Actually, this could be really funny. um And essentially it is just like two guys are like, let's make our own version of Anaconda. It's their favorite movie.
02:02:49
BeyBlade
And then the snake dies in the middle of them filming. So they have to go and get a real Anaconda. And it's it it's like the size of the one in the, you know, from the original, from in this in this case, the fictional movie that is just their favorite movie.
02:03:09
BeyBlade
And it's just meta enough that it conceptually is kind of funny to me. But also, I saw the trailer and I was like, maybe it's not.
02:03:22
BeyBlade
So who knows?
02:03:25
TheDisruptor
Yeah, know about that.
02:03:26
BeyBlade
Wait, did you guys have any of you watch the Inconda trailer?
02:03:26
TheDisruptor
I don't know about that.
02:03:29
TheDisruptor
I didn't.
02:03:29
Steve-O
i'm watching I'm watching it right now.
02:03:30
BeyBlade
Okay. it's
02:03:31
Steve-O
um
02:03:33
BeyBlade
There's potential...
02:03:34
Steve-O
It seems, you know, it's got ah you know ah funny people in it.
02:03:39
BeyBlade
We'll see. but just
02:03:40
TheDisruptor
We'll see. I'm on the fence.
02:03:41
BeyBlade
It's just like, how many times can you do a gag where the thing eats Jack Black and throws him up? Because if they do it more than twice, it's amazing.
02:03:51
BeyBlade
That'd be a very funny running gag. But moving on. um Chris, your boycott worked.
Vampire the Masquerade: Bloodlines 2 Controversy
02:04:01
BeyBlade
Vampire of the Masquerade, Bloodlines 2 is going Sorry about that.
02:04:03
TheDisruptor
Yeah, stopped drinking blood. Stopped drinking blood for weeks.
02:04:07
BeyBlade
you called your FCC congressman he said, I'm not going to drink any more blood until Jimmy Kimmel gets back. And they said, fine, you win. ah But they're officially...
02:04:16
TheDisruptor
Well, Devin, let me let me explain this to you. but From someone with a little insider baseball knowledge of the whole Vampire of the Masquerade universe here. um They specifically... specifically took the two sexiest vampire clans, the Lissombra and the Toreador, and they put them behind a paywall.
02:04:34
TheDisruptor
That is awful.
02:04:36
BeyBlade
What's the...
02:04:36
k-hog semen hunters
That's Goon. Yeah. That's Gooner. Gooner.
02:04:39
TheDisruptor
Gooner racism.
02:04:41
k-hog semen hunters
Pay to Goon. Pay to Goon, I believe i believe it's the term is.
02:04:42
TheDisruptor
Pay to goon. Gooner prejudice.
02:04:45
Steve-O
Yeah, Devin, this is like if they put the blood angels behind a paywall.
02:04:50
BeyBlade
No, I get no um um i can understand. LaSomber, who's the other one? What's the other one?
02:04:55
Steve-O
ah The Toreador.
02:04:55
TheDisruptor
Toreador.
02:04:56
BeyBlade
Which one is the one that is like the title, is like the the poster girl for a Vampire the Masquerade?
02:05:05
Steve-O
Malky, Evie, and you have the first bloodlines.
02:05:05
TheDisruptor
think she's a Malkavian.
02:05:06
BeyBlade
Oh, was going say, she's like the sexy one, but...
02:05:09
TheDisruptor
Well, she's crazy.
02:05:09
Steve-O
Well, they're yeah.
02:05:11
TheDisruptor
ah all Every Malkavian vampire is insane.
02:05:11
BeyBlade
Okay. Okay,
02:05:14
BeyBlade
it's little bit.
02:05:15
Steve-O
my favorite My favorite little factoid that our friend Ian would always tell us is a max level Malkavian can gain a power where they are aware they're in the role playing game Vampire the Masquerade.
02:05:15
TheDisruptor
That's like her curse.
02:05:28
Steve-O
And da they just can do whatever they want with that knowledge.
02:05:29
TheDisruptor
Yeah. Yeah.
02:05:32
TheDisruptor
it's It's, yeah, it's like a crazy, crazy site.
02:05:32
k-hog semen hunters
Thank you.
02:05:35
BeyBlade
Okay, so to my very ignorant brain, they do look kind of similar.
02:05:36
Steve-O
Mm hmm.
02:05:41
BeyBlade
So what's a what's the... like Because, again, they both just look like traditional sexy vampires.
02:05:47
TheDisruptor
Sure.
02:05:47
Steve-O
you post a picture in Shitalk of what you're looking at?
02:05:47
BeyBlade
It's like, what's the...
02:05:51
BeyBlade
Yeah, here I'll post the tour to where one you find one that doesn't suck ah blood that is um no but like so like what's the what would you say is the difference between these two.
02:05:58
TheDisruptor
Sexy vampire. Can't go wrong.
02:06:05
Steve-O
Between Lysandra and Toreador?
02:06:06
BeyBlade
Yeah, because they both just seem like they're just sexy leather jacket wearing vampires.
02:06:10
TheDisruptor
Lysambra is like gothy, dark, all about shadow, sexy.
02:06:14
Steve-O
Shadow. they can They can sneak into shadow. They have control over the darkness.
02:06:21
TheDisruptor
Toreador are just, it's just beauty.
02:06:21
Steve-O
And...
02:06:24
TheDisruptor
Beauty is their only interest.
02:06:25
Steve-O
They're art snobs.
02:06:26
TheDisruptor
Yeah.
02:06:27
Steve-O
They're theater kid art snobs.
02:06:28
BeyBlade
Okay, so so Blood Angels are definitely Toridor.
02:06:31
k-hog semen hunters
They're the Cullens.
02:06:32
TheDisruptor
Oh, 100%.
02:06:33
k-hog semen hunters
Are they the Cullens?
02:06:33
TheDisruptor
Yeah, dude, they're Toreador.
02:06:34
Steve-O
Yeah, actually, yes. Yeah.
02:06:36
TheDisruptor
Obsessed with the reflections. shit like Or not the reflection, but other beauty. Because they don't see anything. Actually, yeah vampire rules are a little weird. Like some vampires can't see the reflections.
02:06:46
BeyBlade
Well, what Sombra looked like, they got Nightbreed energy going.
02:06:48
TheDisruptor
Yeah.
02:06:50
Steve-O
Y'all got an ivory?
02:06:51
TheDisruptor
Yeah.
02:06:53
BeyBlade
well Leather jackets, upside down crosses.
02:06:53
TheDisruptor
you ah Yeah. hundred percent
02:06:57
BeyBlade
Let them know how cool they are.
02:06:57
TheDisruptor
100%. And they're you know dark sexy. Right?
02:07:01
BeyBlade
Okay.
02:07:01
TheDisruptor
Torridor is just sexy sexy.
02:07:01
BeyBlade
Okay.
02:07:04
BeyBlade
That being said, so I'm still hearing the games pretty cheeks, but...............
02:07:08
Steve-O
Yeah, I saw a preview and they said like, it looks cool. They were like, the story is cool. They were like, the gameplay just...
02:07:16
TheDisruptor
It's Pupo.
02:07:17
Steve-O
felt real real rough, unfortunately. And I want a follow-up to Bloodlines to be a banger because that first one was a banger.
02:07:24
TheDisruptor
It was, but also that first one, the combat wasn't that great either.
02:07:27
Steve-O
No, but like at the time, it was like one of the closest things that like brought the like making a character you know in a role-playing game to like a first-person choose-your-own-adventure sort of thing.
02:07:40
Steve-O
you know I like sitting down and being like, all right, what do I want to make this time? Oh, I'll make a gangrel with a
02:07:46
TheDisruptor
So Steve, did you read the plot of this? You know how it works, the story?
02:07:49
Steve-O
No, I have not. I have not.
02:07:51
TheDisruptor
So what I like about it is it seems like you're playing two different characters at once.
02:07:56
Steve-O
Okay.
02:07:57
TheDisruptor
You dioblerize another vampire in the beginning of the game. And then you start, every time you rest, you play as that vampire in like the 50s.
02:08:03
Steve-O
Oh.
02:08:10
Steve-O
Oh, okay.
02:08:11
TheDisruptor
Or like sometime, I think it was the fifty s or the 60s.
02:08:13
Steve-O
You're like jumping in time.
02:08:14
TheDisruptor
Yeah, yeah, exactly.
02:08:15
BeyBlade
Well, yeah, because like your character is a legendary vampire, but you know obviously you don't have all your powers after waking up and things like that.
02:08:21
k-hog semen hunters
okay
02:08:24
Steve-O
Hmm.
02:08:24
TheDisruptor
Yeah, you've been in torpor for years and you've woken up.
02:08:26
Steve-O
Oh.
02:08:27
TheDisruptor
You diabolize a vampire and then get all of his memories and you play as both. think that's really cool.
02:08:34
Steve-O
That is really cool. That's actually.
02:08:36
TheDisruptor
And I think the vampire in like the 50s or 60s is like a detective.
02:08:40
Steve-O
oh
02:08:41
TheDisruptor
So they do like a film noir thing, i imagine. Which, that sounds cool. um Yeah, I'm buying ah
02:08:48
Steve-O
i'm I'm curious, like, you know, as a fan, like, it's definitely, like, made for made for myself and and Chris.
02:08:52
TheDisruptor
this. I'm probably buy this one. Yeah. I'm interested.
02:08:59
Steve-O
What else we got on the table?
02:09:01
BeyBlade
Well, we got a... This is a... This is the number one game I wish I had space for on my Fantasy Critic.
02:09:13
BeyBlade
Obsalom, it's by the guys that did Streets of Rage 4. ah It's a... rogue They call it a rogue fight. Or a rogue-em-up. It's essentially, they're like, yeah, it's beat-em-up.
02:09:26
BeyBlade
ah But it has roguelike... you know, mechanics. ah From my understanding, I haven't played this yet, but I heard really good things.
02:09:32
k-hog semen hunters
Thank you.
02:09:34
BeyBlade
They were like Mr. X's nightmare was essentially like a prototype for this type of game um where they're like, yeah, you know, you go in, you can do different paths, do different, get at different upgrades.
02:09:40
TheDisruptor
Hey, Dovin.
02:09:40
Steve-O
Oh, OK.
02:09:47
BeyBlade
This, that and the other thing.
02:09:48
TheDisruptor
Hey, Dovin, do you want to play Absolute?
02:09:50
BeyBlade
you do will but Yes, I do, Chris. I actually would like to play it. How dare you? And yeah, it's it's coming out October 9th.
02:09:55
TheDisruptor
It's just fun to say it that way.
02:10:00
BeyBlade
This is one to watch, dude.
02:10:01
TheDisruptor
I'll go play Absolum 2.
02:10:05
BeyBlade
Yeah.
02:10:05
Steve-O
That's exciting. I might have to check this out.
02:10:06
BeyBlade
That's what every Steam Deck player sounds like to me.
02:10:09
Steve-O
Do you want to play Absalom with me?
02:10:10
BeyBlade
Hey, we'll play Steam Deck certified.
02:10:12
TheDisruptor
I'll go to Steam Dead Surfer and play Absolum.
02:10:13
BeyBlade
It's got Steam Deck. I bet you it's... Even though it's technically inferior to my PlayStation 5, I play on Steam Deck because want to play a game where my deck is tilted all the way down.
02:10:24
Steve-O
I want play in bed.
02:10:25
BeyBlade
I want to hunchback by the end of my game set.
02:10:28
TheDisruptor
Hey, listen, I got plenty of pillows for that, alright?
02:10:30
BeyBlade
and Okay.
02:10:30
Steve-O
I'm tired. I want to play in bed.
02:10:30
BeyBlade
All right. All right.
02:10:32
TheDisruptor
but Enough of that.
02:10:32
BeyBlade
Anyway, Absalom looks sick. ah Dispatch gets a release date. I didn't realize this was um stupid
Aaron Paul Superhero Game Discussion
02:10:41
BeyBlade
considering my knowledge of like who made this game, but I didn't realize this was an episodic game.
02:10:47
BeyBlade
So I don't know when we're getting in episode two.
02:10:47
Steve-O
Yeah. Yeah.
02:10:51
k-hog semen hunters
This is the, um, the, uh, whatchamacallit, the fuckin' Aaron Paul and Laura Bailey game, right?
02:10:52
BeyBlade
but Aaron Paul.
02:10:57
BeyBlade
Yeah, Aaron Paul superhero game.
02:10:57
TheDisruptor
oh yeah Oh, that's right.
02:11:00
BeyBlade
It looks great.
02:11:00
k-hog semen hunters
Aaron Paul and Abby, right?
02:11:02
TheDisruptor
Yes.
02:11:02
k-hog semen hunters
Abby, too, right?
02:11:02
BeyBlade
Yeah.
02:11:02
Steve-O
yeah
02:11:03
TheDisruptor
I remember this now. He's got like superpowers.
02:11:06
BeyBlade
He's like a, you know, it's a world of superheroes and he plays like, yeah, he plays like a mech-based superhero and his suit got destroyed.
02:11:07
TheDisruptor
Or he's a... He lost his super suit or something.
02:11:15
k-hog semen hunters
is he three feet taller when he gets inside of it, or no?
02:11:17
BeyBlade
He, I'm pretty sure he is.
02:11:18
TheDisruptor
Yeah.
02:11:19
BeyBlade
I'm pretty sure he is.
02:11:20
k-hog semen hunters
Okay, all right.
02:11:21
BeyBlade
Fuck you.
02:11:21
k-hog semen hunters
Just making sure.
02:11:21
BeyBlade
I watched. No, no, no. Listen, I watched it and you know what I said? He's three feet taller.
02:11:25
TheDisruptor
but
02:11:26
BeyBlade
I thought of you when I saw this.
02:11:26
k-hog semen hunters
Okay. Alright.
02:11:30
BeyBlade
You piece of shit.
02:11:30
k-hog semen hunters
I thought of that when you said Mech.
02:11:32
BeyBlade
Yeah.
02:11:32
k-hog semen hunters
So.
02:11:34
BeyBlade
But anyway, it looks pretty sick.
02:11:34
k-hog semen hunters
You know.
02:11:36
TheDisruptor
Yeah.
02:11:39
BeyBlade
I hope it's good, man. I think I'm going to be in no matter what, at least for episode one, ah just because of the quality and these games.
02:11:47
k-hog semen hunters
And you like those kinds of games.
02:11:49
BeyBlade
I do.
02:11:49
k-hog semen hunters
The reading games.
02:11:50
BeyBlade
It's just I def... Yeah, essentially. I definitely feel like I'm not... I don't walk the walk. feel like i'm ah I'm a fraud a little bit with how much I like these games and how little I actually play them. But... don't know, man. Looks pretty sick.
02:12:08
BeyBlade
I'm into it.
02:12:08
TheDisruptor
Yes.
02:12:09
Steve-O
This might bring you back.
02:12:09
BeyBlade
ah
02:12:10
Steve-O
going to get you back in there.
02:12:11
BeyBlade
Yeah.
02:12:11
k-hog semen hunters
Alright, dude.
02:12:12
BeyBlade
And...
02:12:13
k-hog semen hunters
Alright, my dude.
02:12:14
BeyBlade
I'll be honest. I didn't like this trailer, guys. The Chair Company...
02:12:19
TheDisruptor
didn't
02:12:20
BeyBlade
i did not I was like, I don't know what this trailer is about. I think that's also the point, but it also makes me worry that like they don't know what it's about and they just don't know what to do with this show. ah Because it's kind of just Tim Robinson doing Tim Robinson things.
02:12:34
TheDisruptor
yeah
02:12:35
Steve-O
Yeah.
02:12:35
BeyBlade
And I'm like, I need... If this is a show, like if this is not like a skit show, there's going to be episodes one through seven or whatever and there needs to be a plot. like I kind of need to know a little bit.
02:12:47
Steve-O
there There is something where if there is a skit on um I think you should leave that doesn't like 100% land with me and it like overstays its welcome.
02:13:01
Steve-O
I get real real kind of like let me just go to the next skit.
02:13:05
BeyBlade
but The patience is a lot less.
02:13:06
Steve-O
ah Yeah. So like I'm like i'm worried this might be the the The, what was it? The jeans that had like the pre pee stain on it.
02:13:17
TheDisruptor
Oh, dude.
02:13:18
Steve-O
I like that skit, but it goes so long.
02:13:19
BeyBlade
Yeah.
02:13:19
TheDisruptor
Calico cut?
02:13:20
Steve-O
but
02:13:21
TheDisruptor
Calico cut jeans?
02:13:23
Steve-O
is They had the pee on the stain. Like I remember being like, this is funny. And then it went real long.
02:13:27
TheDisruptor
Did you give?
02:13:28
Steve-O
It went real long.
02:13:30
BeyBlade
I mean, that's the thing.
02:13:30
TheDisruptor
I know, I know.
02:13:31
Steve-O
And I was like, I think I'm, I think I'm out of this.
02:13:34
BeyBlade
i
02:13:34
TheDisruptor
Did you give?
02:13:35
Steve-O
Did you give?
02:13:36
BeyBlade
you give, though? Are you a giver?
02:13:40
TheDisruptor
yeah you're right.
02:13:41
BeyBlade
um No, that's the thing, man.
02:13:42
k-hog semen hunters
Thank you.
02:13:42
BeyBlade
It's like, yeah, I definitely like it, and I'm going to watch it. At at least, you know, I plan on it. But it's just there's a as a trailer, I was like, I don't and don't fucking know, guys.
02:13:53
BeyBlade
hello I don't know, guys.
02:13:54
TheDisruptor
i'm down I'm down for the weirdo comedies.
02:13:56
Steve-O
he's he's funny as fuck man he's funny as fuck so
02:13:57
TheDisruptor
I can give it a shot.
02:13:58
BeyBlade
yeah He's very funny.
02:14:00
TheDisruptor
I think if there's the right plot around him, like if it's like a you know really strange show with him doing his thing, that could work.
02:14:08
Steve-O
hmm
02:14:12
TheDisruptor
I'm for it. I don't... You know, it's I like more like Nathan Fielder is doing with his show.
02:14:18
Steve-O
Yeah.
02:14:19
TheDisruptor
Like, I think that is just so off the wall, like so crazy.
02:14:23
Steve-O
Right.
02:14:25
TheDisruptor
It's hard to really top that as a comedian. I don't know.
02:14:28
Steve-O
That's that show felt there.
02:14:28
TheDisruptor
That's me.
02:14:30
Steve-O
The most recent season felt like almost a skit show with like how eccentric and like wild those ideas expand every episode.
02:14:33
TheDisruptor
He did.
02:14:40
TheDisruptor
Yeah. And you, he always kind of moves on to something else in the next episode.
02:14:42
Steve-O
hmm.
02:14:43
TheDisruptor
So it does give you that sense. Definitely that it's like, Oh, if he gets sick of this, if it goes on too long, there's, there's like whole thing, but yeah, this seems more plot driven. And, I don't know. Is this the same people that made friendship?
02:14:57
Steve-O
um
02:14:57
BeyBlade
i I probably right. I'm pretty sure it's not like they just hired him. I think this is his show.
02:15:03
Steve-O
From Tim Robinson and Zach Cannon.
02:15:03
BeyBlade
Tim Robinson.
02:15:07
TheDisruptor
Hmm.
02:15:10
Steve-O
So we'll have to check it out.
02:15:10
TheDisruptor
Interesting.
02:15:12
Steve-O
ah Do we know when this comes out?
02:15:12
TheDisruptor
Hmm.
02:15:13
Steve-O
Does it have a date? ah October 12th.
02:15:15
BeyBlade
Yeah.
02:15:17
Steve-O
Okay.
02:15:18
BeyBlade
Yeah. October is filling out, man. um ah um I'm happy that I will have things to watch and do and enjoy.
Criticism of New Mandalorian Series
02:15:25
Steve-O
Oh, yeah. ah The end of year stuff is coming out. So get your stuff ready.
02:15:31
TheDisruptor
The good stuff.
02:15:32
BeyBlade
Yeah.
02:15:32
Steve-O
The good stuff's coming out.
02:15:33
BeyBlade
Also, we're seeing, ah well, you know, let me let me get through this and then we'll talk about that. but And then finally, we got a trailer for Mandalorian and Grogu, which, how polite can I be about this?
02:15:51
k-hog semen hunters
Fucking Devin just sent me a meme.
02:15:51
BeyBlade
When was the last episode of The Mandalorian?
02:15:53
Steve-O
Good. Good shot, baby.
02:15:57
k-hog semen hunters
Good shot, baby.
02:15:58
Steve-O
Good job, baby.
02:16:02
BeyBlade
because
02:16:02
k-hog semen hunters
people don't want People don't like how this looks? I think it looks alright.
02:16:07
BeyBlade
all right.
02:16:07
TheDisruptor
I just don't care.
02:16:07
k-hog semen hunters
It's Baby Yoda.
02:16:08
BeyBlade
The last episode, the last episode of Mandalorian ran season three came out April 19th, 2023.
02:16:09
k-hog semen hunters
It's Baby Yoda, guys.
02:16:10
TheDisruptor
i just don't care. um don't care anymore.
02:16:12
Steve-O
not
02:16:12
TheDisruptor
I
02:16:17
TheDisruptor
i don't care about this stuff.
02:16:18
BeyBlade
I'm not saying Mando, I'm not saying Mando was like only good during COVID.
02:16:18
k-hog semen hunters
Disney needs money, Devin.
02:16:25
BeyBlade
It definitely fell off. Right. We can all agree, but like,
02:16:27
k-hog semen hunters
Yeah, totally fell off.
02:16:30
BeyBlade
for it to like have like a pretty weak finals, like not final, just like a week last season. And then it just ghosted. And then now it's coming out over three years after the last, you know, season.
02:16:44
Steve-O
Yeah.
02:16:45
BeyBlade
don't know, man. It's, uh, it might have been too long, you know, it's like, yeah.
02:16:49
TheDisruptor
It's a tough sell.
02:16:50
Steve-O
Yeah.
02:16:52
TheDisruptor
It's a tough sell for me.
02:16:54
BeyBlade
And you know,
02:16:54
TheDisruptor
already hate Star Wars already. like you They missed their window for me.
02:16:58
BeyBlade
Yeah, like Mando was cool because Mando was like the first one, right?
02:17:00
Steve-O
They did.
02:17:01
BeyBlade
It was like the first show.
02:17:03
Steve-O
Mando, yeah, that was like 2019.
02:17:04
BeyBlade
And it was good.
02:17:05
Steve-O
Like, that was like before COVID even.
02:17:05
BeyBlade
Yeah, and it was and it was really good. And then there were like five other shows and only one other one was actually good.
02:17:11
Steve-O
Yeah.
02:17:11
k-hog semen hunters
They were like, oh, let's introduce short, short, chubby Boba Fett.
02:17:12
Steve-O
Yeah.
02:17:15
TheDisruptor
Yeah.
02:17:16
k-hog semen hunters
Make people care about him.
02:17:16
Steve-O
Yeah. What if Boba Fett was like...
02:17:18
k-hog semen hunters
With small, with small shoulders.
02:17:21
Steve-O
What Boba Fett cared?
02:17:21
k-hog semen hunters
Short, short, chubby Boba Fett with small short shoulders.
02:17:23
BeyBlade
What Boba Fett sucked was basically...
02:17:25
Steve-O
What if Boba Fett wasn't cool?
02:17:28
BeyBlade
What if they made an excuse for Boba Fett to take his helmet off in every scene?
02:17:29
Steve-O
um I mean...
02:17:32
BeyBlade
Dude.
02:17:32
TheDisruptor
Book of Boba, guys. Gotta love it.
02:17:36
Steve-O
Gotta love it.
02:17:37
TheDisruptor
Star Wars, baby.
02:17:37
BeyBlade
Dude. dude I'm not like the biggest Star Wars fan. But if there was ever one where I was like, dude, there's that's nothing but a character assassination of Boba Fett.
02:17:48
Steve-O
Yeah.
02:17:49
BeyBlade
Like Book of Boba Fett is like... It's just terrible. It's like they just didn't get it. I don't know what the hell they were thinking.
02:17:54
Steve-O
And it, it had ties to the Mandalorian. So they were like, you have to watch Bunga Bunga to find out what happens to the dark saber.
02:18:00
BeyBlade
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
02:18:01
TheDisruptor
look a boot okay
02:18:01
Steve-O
And you're like, motherfucker, I'm not watching that.
02:18:03
TheDisruptor
Yeah, I
02:18:04
Steve-O
Like, that's where I fell off when they tried that shit. I was like, no, I'm done.
02:18:07
TheDisruptor
yeah
02:18:07
Steve-O
I'm out.
02:18:07
TheDisruptor
ah i didn't like that either.
02:18:08
Steve-O
I'm out.
02:18:08
BeyBlade
Yeah, I'm not watching four episodes of bad. Yeah, just exactly right.
02:18:13
Steve-O
I already he did the Marvel thing.
02:18:13
BeyBlade
And
02:18:14
Steve-O
It didn't work out.
02:18:18
Steve-O
Um,
02:18:18
BeyBlade
it's not it's not the best.
02:18:20
Steve-O
people don't People don't want this anymore.
02:18:20
BeyBlade
Yeah.
02:18:22
Steve-O
Like, that's the thing. The people who are excited about Star Wars now are excited when Star Wars doesn't do Star Wars.
02:18:29
TheDisruptor
yeah
02:18:29
Steve-O
They are excited about Andor now. they like it's It's that kind of thing where it's like, even like the title of this movie, I wanted to call it a show because it looks hokey as fuck.
02:18:40
Steve-O
um But like, it looks cheap. It looks like, I get that they're doing like the 1950s sort of like, ooh, it's a...
02:18:46
BeyBlade
Yeah, like a cereal.
02:18:47
Steve-O
I don't fucking care.
02:18:47
BeyBlade
Yeah.
02:18:49
Steve-O
It looks hokey. People don't want this.
02:18:53
BeyBlade
is
02:18:53
Steve-O
This will be a really good Disney.
02:18:53
k-hog semen hunters
Good job, baby.
02:18:54
Steve-O
Yeah, good shot, baby. It's going to be a really good Disney plus freebie if you haven't canceled it all already.
02:19:02
k-hog semen hunters
Yeah.
02:19:02
BeyBlade
No, dude, Jimmy Kimmel's back, so you're not allowed. That's the rule. Sorry, he's back. Sorry.
02:19:08
k-hog semen hunters
Sorry.
02:19:09
BeyBlade
um Remember that being said, um we're watching.
02:19:09
k-hog semen hunters
Yeah,
02:19:14
BeyBlade
We're going to watch. some keen Dude, i'm I'm looking to have a keynote weekend, dude.
02:19:18
TheDisruptor
I got
02:19:19
BeyBlade
Because the Smashing Machine and one.
02:19:21
k-hog semen hunters
I'm. Are you watching that too?
02:19:24
BeyBlade
Jenny and Jenny said she wants to see that with me. was like, OK, hell yeah.
02:19:27
k-hog semen hunters
She doesn't want to watch she doesn't watch want to watch Paul Anderson.
02:19:27
TheDisruptor
it.
02:19:31
BeyBlade
No, actually, you know what? Ready for this little ready for this mini rant?
02:19:33
k-hog semen hunters
chino slop
02:19:37
BeyBlade
Uh, I, cause I was telling, I was kind of talking to Chris about it. And, uh, so Jenny will hear if she knows more than like one other guy is coming.
02:19:48
BeyBlade
She just goes, have a boys night.
Devin's Take on 'Boys' Night' and Kino Circle Humor
02:19:51
BeyBlade
And I'm like, no, no.
02:19:51
k-hog semen hunters
Yeah, why not?
02:19:53
BeyBlade
But like, it's like, it's a weird connotation that like, doesn't, I'm like, we don't have boys nights. You know, it's not like we're going out crushing at eight, a 10 pack.
02:20:00
TheDisruptor
You really don't.
02:20:01
k-hog semen hunters
I know, but like, she's lay she's she's letting you have, you know, have a night with your with your buddies.
02:20:02
TheDisruptor
We hang out with everybody.
02:20:06
BeyBlade
I know, but you just it's like when I ask her that, because I'm like, hey, I want you to watch this thing.
02:20:09
k-hog semen hunters
Why does that bother you? Why does that bother you?
02:20:12
BeyBlade
She goes, eh, no.
02:20:14
k-hog semen hunters
What if she doesn't want to watch it, Devin?
02:20:15
BeyBlade
I'm like, they're not allowed for it, John.
02:20:16
k-hog semen hunters
Did you think of that?
02:20:19
TheDisruptor
not allowed.
02:20:20
BeyBlade
They're not allowed.
02:20:21
k-hog semen hunters
I'm just saying, what if she doesn't have all what if she doesn't have all of the same interests?
02:20:22
BeyBlade
Those second-rate citizens aren't allowed.
02:20:27
k-hog semen hunters
What if she doesn't want to play Warhammer with you? going make her play Warhammer with you?
02:20:29
BeyBlade
No, that's the thing.
02:20:29
TheDisruptor
You
02:20:30
BeyBlade
That's the thing. ah but But how do you know if you don't want to, you know,
02:20:35
TheDisruptor
don't give it a shot.
02:20:36
BeyBlade
Yeah, didn't give it a shot.
02:20:36
Steve-O
I'm very impressed with the amount of bullshit patience sometimes people have.
02:20:40
k-hog semen hunters
Yeah.
02:20:41
Steve-O
but
02:20:43
k-hog semen hunters
Seriously.
02:20:43
Steve-O
Like I, like I catch myself recently and I'm like, Oh, Oh, Oh, you just have the patience of a saint. You don't give a shit about anything I'm talking about right now.
02:20:54
BeyBlade
No, no, but it's when they stop.
02:20:54
TheDisruptor
Hmm.
02:20:55
BeyBlade
It's when they stop even pretending they give a shit.
02:20:57
k-hog semen hunters
Listen, man.
02:20:58
BeyBlade
That's the worst part.
02:20:59
Steve-O
Oh, when, yeah. When the door opens and it's like, look, I can't anymore.
02:21:02
BeyBlade
They're like, listen, I'm not really...
02:21:02
TheDisruptor
yeah
02:21:02
Steve-O
Yeah.
02:21:04
TheDisruptor
Yeah, let's wrap this up, huh?
02:21:05
BeyBlade
when When they get up and you go, do you want me to pause it?
02:21:06
Steve-O
yeah
02:21:08
BeyBlade
And they're like, And you're like, okay, this is just important to me.
02:21:09
Steve-O
m
02:21:11
TheDisruptor
Cool.
02:21:12
BeyBlade
That's all.
02:21:13
TheDisruptor
Cool.
02:21:13
Steve-O
Look, I'm really excited you like Ace Attorney, but I don't want to hear more about Phoenix Wright.
02:21:18
BeyBlade
Yeah.
02:21:18
Steve-O
I'm sorry. I'm tired.
02:21:20
TheDisruptor
Objection!
02:21:21
Steve-O
I'm Jackson!
02:21:22
TheDisruptor
Yeah.
02:21:22
BeyBlade
Objection, you whore! No!
02:21:24
k-hog semen hunters
Damn it. Damn it. Just gets mad when She doesn't want to pause Lord of the Rings during a boring during a boring part.
02:21:29
BeyBlade
I don't know, but it's like, when i hear when I hear Boys Night, I think, I'm like, do you think I'm just going like, you know, go to the, get hammered at the bar.
02:21:37
TheDisruptor
what the connotation is.
02:21:39
BeyBlade
Yeah.
02:21:39
k-hog semen hunters
No, but maybe she doesn't maybe she doesn't want to sit around like...
02:21:39
BeyBlade
know
02:21:43
k-hog semen hunters
I'm not speaking from Sam, but I'm speaking possibly from from from her point of view sometimes.
02:21:44
Steve-O
Yeah.
02:21:49
k-hog semen hunters
Maybe she doesn't want to stand outside a fucking movie theater and talk about like a fucking Kino movie in movie terms with movie nerds for like half an hour after a movie.
02:21:59
BeyBlade
No, I get it.
02:22:00
TheDisruptor
Yeah. I get that.
02:22:02
BeyBlade
I understand that because, cause not a John, these women, these women, I'm in the manosphere right now.
02:22:02
k-hog semen hunters
And, and you know what? It's okay.
02:22:09
BeyBlade
These women, they're faking it.
02:22:10
TheDisruptor
yeah
02:22:11
BeyBlade
i they They say they're cold. They're not cold. I'm not cold. Why are you cold? Oh, you're tired? no you're going to stand here and listen to fucking intelligent conversations.
02:22:20
TheDisruptor
I have, you know, working, working in a, working in a public facing job.
02:22:20
Steve-O
you What is it?
02:22:25
TheDisruptor
I think I've learned how to know when people are like tuning out really well.
02:22:30
Steve-O
Mm-hmm.
02:22:31
BeyBlade
No, dude, I love it. It's my favorite thing.
02:22:32
k-hog semen hunters
Is it when they're rubbing their eyes?
02:22:34
TheDisruptor
Yeah.
02:22:34
k-hog semen hunters
When they're rubbing their eyes?
02:22:35
TheDisruptor
I can see it even just like with eye movement, like most of the time when somebody is like looking down or like looking away, I'm like, okay, I got to wrap this up.
02:22:40
BeyBlade
um my God. No, dude. i
02:22:44
BeyBlade
Yeah. No, Chris, I'm in the...
02:22:45
k-hog semen hunters
it's it's like that It's like that scene in The Bear where Richie's on that date with the girl and he's telling this the Bill Murray story.
02:22:50
BeyBlade
Oh, my God, yeah.
02:22:52
TheDisruptor
Oh, you know, right?
02:22:52
BeyBlade
I mean, listen, i I get it, but I also i see it, but that one that makes me want to do it more.
02:22:52
k-hog semen hunters
And she's just not interested.
02:22:57
TheDisruptor
It just drives you further.
02:22:58
BeyBlade
Yeah, it just makes me want to make it... more unbearable in a weird way.
02:23:03
k-hog semen hunters
Ah, Devin.
02:23:04
BeyBlade
I'm 100...
02:23:05
k-hog semen hunters
You know what?
02:23:05
BeyBlade
Dude,
02:23:06
Steve-O
Devin does it for spite. but
02:23:08
BeyBlade
yeah it's a little... Like, I've told her. I've said this. I'm very open with this.
02:23:12
k-hog semen hunters
maybe Maybe she just wants to sit at home.
02:23:12
BeyBlade
I'm like, my favorite thing is to make you cringe.
02:23:16
k-hog semen hunters
Maybe she just wants to sit home and watch reality TV show. Like, shit that you don't want to watch.
02:23:18
BeyBlade
No.
02:23:21
k-hog semen hunters
And, you know, and let them wants you to have your own thing.
02:23:22
BeyBlade
No. No, she's not. No. No, because, you know, when my own thing wants to be...
02:23:27
k-hog semen hunters
It could be worse, Devin!
02:23:29
BeyBlade
John, when my own thing wants to be...
02:23:29
k-hog semen hunters
she could she could be she could be one of those She could be one of those partners that has to be with you all the time, when you're even when you're with your friends.
02:23:35
TheDisruptor
Always there. Yeah, yeah.
02:23:39
BeyBlade
Well, that's a...
02:23:39
k-hog semen hunters
And your complainting you're complaining about this, and it's really like it's really like a blessing, and you really shouldn't you be.
02:23:45
BeyBlade
Oh, no, no. I mean, listen, it's really it really is...
02:23:46
Steve-O
Oh, it could be even worse, though.
02:23:47
k-hog semen hunters
Okay.
02:23:48
BeyBlade
It's all tongue-in-cheek, but...
02:23:49
Steve-O
Devin, what if she had every every exact interest you had and was constantly correcting you about the things you were trying to talk about?
02:23:50
k-hog semen hunters
yeah Okay, good.
02:23:55
k-hog semen hunters
Yeah, that would be pretty bad, right?
02:23:59
BeyBlade
You know what?
02:24:00
k-hog semen hunters
Like, could like if if sam like if sam had a hire if Sam had a higher fucking ranked level than me in Street Fighter, like it would drive me crazy.
02:24:01
BeyBlade
i love to correct it when I'm a home.
02:24:02
Steve-O
Yeah.
02:24:10
TheDisruptor
yeah
02:24:11
k-hog semen hunters
Are you kidding me?
02:24:11
Steve-O
Yeah, like imagine imagine you were talking and she was like, hey, Devin, don't you have some fucking models to paint in the basement?
02:24:11
BeyBlade
Nah, dude. would love it.
02:24:17
k-hog semen hunters
yeah what if Yeah, what if all her Warhammer...
02:24:18
Steve-O
And then she takes out her fully painted out armies.
02:24:19
BeyBlade
She says that now, dude. She says that now.
02:24:21
k-hog semen hunters
What if she had a bunch of What if she painted all her Warhammer figures but didn't paint yours? you know like Wouldn't that bother you, Devin?
02:24:27
BeyBlade
um
02:24:28
Steve-O
Oh, and she was good at it.
02:24:28
TheDisruptor
It's clearly better than you.
02:24:29
k-hog semen hunters
Yeah, what if she was better what if she was better than you at Warhammer?
02:24:33
BeyBlade
Dude, I would...
02:24:33
k-hog semen hunters
And knew more about the lore than you?
02:24:35
BeyBlade
i like Let me be honest with you. It was 100% serious. I love being wrong when I'm like objectively wrong. like Getting called out by her is so fucking...
02:24:43
Steve-O
Oh, man. Are we fighting off some weird Devon kink?
02:24:46
TheDisruptor
It's the kink.
02:24:46
Steve-O
but
02:24:47
BeyBlade
It's not...
02:24:48
TheDisruptor
It's definitely kink.
02:24:49
BeyBlade
No, no, dude, getting called out when it's like 100% right, it's almost like when you see a stand-up and they make a joke and you're like, oh my God, that hits me right.
02:24:57
TheDisruptor
Sure.
02:24:58
BeyBlade
It's when that happens, it's one of my favorite things ever.
02:25:00
TheDisruptor
Maybe a blush. Maybe a blush a little bit, too.
02:25:03
BeyBlade
It makes me rush and I'm cracking up.
02:25:03
Steve-O
You're like, oh, my God, I love you. oh my God.
02:25:05
BeyBlade
No, dude, I love it. It's so fucking funny to me.
02:25:07
Steve-O
Hmm.
02:25:09
BeyBlade
And I just, yeah.
02:25:10
k-hog semen hunters
You'll learn... You know what? Dude, you're gonna learn the bigger battles. And...
02:25:14
BeyBlade
Oh, no, no, listen, i've I've picked and lost.
02:25:15
k-hog semen hunters
You know, it's gonna be...
02:25:16
TheDisruptor
andvan Devin likes to be nagged.
02:25:17
BeyBlade
I've lost so many guys.
02:25:18
TheDisruptor
And we learned.
02:25:19
BeyBlade
No, no, I love nagging.
02:25:20
TheDisruptor
We learned this. yeah
02:25:24
BeyBlade
So every in a while, it's like being the big spoon. Every once a while, let's switch it up. It's fun. Yeah.
02:25:31
k-hog semen hunters
maybe we Maybe I wanted to have a boys' night, Devin.
02:25:33
BeyBlade
Yeah, let me get rad.
02:25:33
k-hog semen hunters
Maybe she's throwing me a bone. You know?
02:25:37
TheDisruptor
You guys are communicating on the side.
02:25:37
BeyBlade
You're texting her? Just play whatever you do, don't come.
02:25:38
Steve-O
John keeps texting me.
02:25:38
k-hog semen hunters
She's throwing and Chris a She's throwing me and Chris a solid.
02:25:39
TheDisruptor
gotta get these guys alone.
02:25:42
k-hog semen hunters
she's throwing me in krista solid
02:25:42
BeyBlade
Yeah, thank you.
02:25:43
TheDisruptor
i gotta get these guys alone with me. Jenny.
02:25:45
BeyBlade
yeah Hey, just don't show up.
02:25:45
TheDisruptor
Jenny.
02:25:46
BeyBlade
Don't show up. this fucking Please, you'll fucking ruin everything with your dumb girlness. But that being said, it is like, it is funny when you're talking to the and you look over and you just see them clearly not enjoying anything.
02:26:02
BeyBlade
And I'm like, well, that's more, that's another 10 minutes out of spite and funny.
02:26:02
TheDisruptor
Yeah.
02:26:07
TheDisruptor
That's another 10. Wow.
02:26:09
BeyBlade
It's just funny to me.
02:26:11
TheDisruptor
Man.
02:26:11
k-hog semen hunters
Yeah, well.
02:26:12
TheDisruptor
I learned how to pump the brakes long ago.
02:26:15
BeyBlade
and I see the brakes and I go, what if we accelerate And what if we go into it?
02:26:20
k-hog semen hunters
what if we what if we pushed What if we push you to the limit right now on me?
02:26:22
BeyBlade
Dude, I love it.
02:26:24
k-hog semen hunters
No.
02:26:24
BeyBlade
I'm a habitual toddler. like I just want to push.
02:26:27
k-hog semen hunters
No. Don't be like that.
02:26:29
BeyBlade
I'm stepping over that. line I'm stepping on the line going.
02:26:32
k-hog semen hunters
Just enjoy your fucking boys' night with us for once, Devin.
02:26:35
BeyBlade
Well, then we need to.
02:26:35
Steve-O
Yeah, why don't you just enjoy your boys, Devin?
02:26:35
k-hog semen hunters
Geez.
02:26:39
BeyBlade
Because I want to be.
02:26:40
k-hog semen hunters
Why can't we have a boys' night?
02:26:41
BeyBlade
You know why? I want to say it's the boys' night.
02:26:42
k-hog semen hunters
You know what? Chris, I can't wait.
02:26:44
BeyBlade
That's it.
02:26:45
Steve-O
Oh, you have to proclaim the boys' night?
02:26:45
BeyBlade
I want to say it's the boys night.
02:26:45
k-hog semen hunters
Every time I'm going to be like, yo, we having a boys night or are we having a boys night?
02:26:49
TheDisruptor
You should get a nerd skin.
02:26:51
k-hog semen hunters
I'm just going to call it a boys night every time. Every time now. I'm going to ask if it's a boys night now.
02:26:54
BeyBlade
yeah
02:26:56
k-hog semen hunters
going to ask Devin if we're allowed to have a boys night tonight.
02:26:57
BeyBlade
the Yeah. if If I'm calling it boys night.
02:26:59
k-hog semen hunters
If it's okay with Devin.
02:26:59
Steve-O
Hey, Devin, can you ask Jenny if we can have a boys' night?
02:27:02
k-hog semen hunters
No, if it's okay with Devin.
02:27:02
BeyBlade
Yeah.
02:27:03
k-hog semen hunters
I'll ask Jenny if it's okay with Devin that we have a boys night.
02:27:04
Steve-O
Ah.
02:27:06
BeyBlade
If we have a boys night.
02:27:07
Steve-O
There you go. That's how you do it.
02:27:08
BeyBlade
You know what? I'm happy. That's exactly what I want. I think it's hilarious.
02:27:15
Steve-O
Boys nine.
02:27:16
k-hog semen hunters
sir
02:27:16
BeyBlade
Boys night, dude.
02:27:16
k-hog semen hunters
Yeah.
02:27:17
TheDisruptor
Is it a boy's name?
02:27:18
BeyBlade
Well, anyway, i don't even think we got to we got to the point.
02:27:19
TheDisruptor
he Actually, I hear it's quite funny.
02:27:21
BeyBlade
But ah yeah, we're seeing... Boys night, we're seeing one battle.
02:27:25
k-hog semen hunters
We're seeing a very, yeah, a very serious movie that not a lot of people might be interested in. And it's okay if they're not interested in that.
02:27:34
BeyBlade
And we're going to stand around a little kino circle and we're going to discuss it.
02:27:38
k-hog semen hunters
We're going to talk about the mise-en-scene. And we're going to talk about the score.
02:27:40
BeyBlade
Yeah.
02:27:42
k-hog semen hunters
and we're going to talk about the the script and the writing. And we're going to sit outside of theater for an hour and talk about it.
02:27:47
TheDisruptor
You know.
02:27:49
BeyBlade
I'm going to compare it There Will Be Blood immediately.
02:27:50
TheDisruptor
Then spit on her dicks and jerk off. And that's what you do when you see Kino.
02:27:54
BeyBlade
I love the movie circles outside of the theater. It's one of my favorite things.
02:27:58
TheDisruptor
The jerking circle is what Devin always calls it.
02:27:59
BeyBlade
The jerking circle. Hey. And then we're all going be like, was it better than There Will Be Blood? No. No. Probably not. It's too soon. Like, yeah.
02:28:08
TheDisruptor
Was better than Boogie Nights?
02:28:08
BeyBlade
like
02:28:09
TheDisruptor
No.
02:28:09
BeyBlade
yeah
02:28:10
Steve-O
I
02:28:10
k-hog semen hunters
Now, this is essentially Boogie Nights 2, right? It's a sequel, a spiritual sequel to Boogie Nights.
02:28:12
TheDisruptor
It's what it feels. like It feels goofy in that regard. and i'm I am totally in there. Give me that.
02:28:19
k-hog semen hunters
Yeah, because There Will Be Blood was not goofy at all.
02:28:21
TheDisruptor
No.
02:28:21
k-hog semen hunters
There was no goof in that movie.
02:28:22
Steve-O
had some goof. I had some goof.
02:28:24
TheDisruptor
It did?
02:28:24
BeyBlade
It's really funny when he...
02:28:25
Steve-O
yeah
02:28:25
k-hog semen hunters
when
02:28:26
TheDisruptor
Why don't own this?
02:28:26
BeyBlade
Yeah,
02:28:29
Steve-O
I drink your whole milkshake.
02:28:30
BeyBlade
when he finds out...
02:28:31
k-hog semen hunters
yeah When he's talking to fucking Standard Oil at the ah drunk at that bar. at that bar
02:28:38
TheDisruptor
I did it myself. It didn't have to pay standard oil on anything.
02:28:42
BeyBlade
I made a deal with you, Dino.
02:28:44
Steve-O
You cut that trailer, I'm like, this is a comedy.
02:28:47
BeyBlade
Yeah.
02:28:47
TheDisruptor
i will come to you and when you're sleeping at night and I will stab you.
02:28:51
BeyBlade
I will cut your throat.
02:28:51
k-hog semen hunters
see one One battle after another.
02:28:52
Steve-O
i'll make Comedy legend.
02:28:54
BeyBlade
Hilarious.
02:28:55
TheDisruptor
That makes me laugh. I laughed when I saw it in the theater. I was just like, ha, ha, ha!
02:29:00
BeyBlade
but
02:29:01
TheDisruptor
What a man! What a man.
02:29:02
k-hog semen hunters
People say people saying this is the best movie of the year is what people are saying.
02:29:06
TheDisruptor
Yeah. Yeah, man. I'm excited.
02:29:09
k-hog semen hunters
We got Johnny Greenwood again, my boy on the score.
02:29:09
BeyBlade
Good.
02:29:12
k-hog semen hunters
And don't think he's ever going to choose anyone else to do his scores.
02:29:17
TheDisruptor
definitely one that I've been waiting for for a while, too. It's been in production for a long time.
02:29:20
BeyBlade
Yeah. it's It's kind of one of those movies that like
02:29:23
k-hog semen hunters
so I don't know too much about this movie.
02:29:24
Steve-O
Thank you.
02:29:24
k-hog semen hunters
so like I just watched the trailer and I'm not really sure like the main plot hits of the movie, so I'm actually excited because I don't really know much about it right now, too.
02:29:38
TheDisruptor
going in Going in nice and fresh.
02:29:41
k-hog semen hunters
Yeah.
02:29:42
TheDisruptor
I've been soiled a bit.
02:29:42
BeyBlade
Yeah.
02:29:43
TheDisruptor
I did look into it a little.
02:29:43
BeyBlade
what Those are some of the best. To me, those are some of the best movies, though, right? Where you see a trailer and you're like, this isn't like inherently super interesting, but I know the director.
02:29:48
TheDisruptor
Sure.
02:29:55
BeyBlade
I know, you know, I know the people behind it So it's probably going to be good. And then, you know, and then you you you let yourself take it on that journey. And that's wonderful.
02:30:04
TheDisruptor
i think I think we're going to have a a a somewhat ah A scene as great as the fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck fuck in Punch Drunk Love.
02:30:15
k-hog semen hunters
oh yeah
02:30:17
TheDisruptor
Where I think about that a lot, a lot too.
02:30:19
BeyBlade
yeah
02:30:19
TheDisruptor
The Mattress Man. don't even think he had a name.
02:30:22
BeyBlade
Shut the fuck up.
02:30:24
TheDisruptor
Shut, shut, shut, shut. Shut the fuck up.
02:30:28
BeyBlade
Yeah, it's going to be great.
02:30:31
TheDisruptor
Wonderful.
02:30:31
k-hog semen hunters
Rest in peace.
02:30:32
TheDisruptor
Rest in power.
02:30:34
k-hog semen hunters
Rest in PSH.
02:30:38
BeyBlade
And, yeah.
AI Rumor Debunked: Leon S. Kennedy Image
02:30:39
k-hog semen hunters
Anyway.
02:30:39
BeyBlade
I wanted impress John with my Leon S.
02:30:40
k-hog semen hunters
Anyway. yeah
02:30:44
BeyBlade
Kennedy sleuthing, but apparently Ipax Leon and is AI generated.
02:30:46
TheDisruptor
Leon asked Kennedy.
02:30:48
k-hog semen hunters
It's not real, right? Dude, I told you, man. When I saw that, I'm like, there's no fucking way.
02:30:51
BeyBlade
We'll see. We'll fucking see, dude.
02:30:53
k-hog semen hunters
I'm not um falling for this shit.
02:30:55
TheDisruptor
had a hell of a beard.
02:30:58
k-hog semen hunters
Could you imagine just fucking mega-grizzled Leon? They just turned him into the Solid Snake. That would be horrible.
02:31:02
Steve-O
What happened to your eye, Leon? That's going to be its own game.
02:31:06
k-hog semen hunters
Yeah, I was gonna say, he would never lose his eye.
02:31:06
TheDisruptor
Hehehehe.
02:31:07
Steve-O
but
02:31:07
BeyBlade
yeah Dude, it's a big Ari Resident Evil eye dude. No, he's going to have a Birkin eyeball.
02:31:11
Steve-O
DLC. Yeah,
02:31:14
k-hog semen hunters
Because, like, Leon's a pretty boy, right? Solid Snake isn't a isn't a pretty boy. So, like, it makes sense to take his eye. It would make more sense to take Chris Redfield's eye than Leon's eye, you know?
02:31:26
Steve-O
yeah that makes sense.
02:31:27
BeyBlade
What if Chris takes his...
02:31:28
k-hog semen hunters
He's a little pretty pretty beautiful boy. You know?
02:31:31
BeyBlade
I guess.
02:31:33
Steve-O
All right.
02:31:33
BeyBlade
I mean, Yeah.
02:31:35
Steve-O
We've taken enough eyes for today.
02:31:35
BeyBlade
and
02:31:37
TheDisruptor
No more eyes for you, Devin.
02:31:39
BeyBlade
No more.
02:31:39
Steve-O
But if you have...
02:31:39
BeyBlade
We started with ball sacks ended in on boys night.
02:31:41
k-hog semen hunters
Boys Night...
02:31:42
Steve-O
jeffly
02:31:43
k-hog semen hunters
but send the boys night and again Let's end the boys' on a good note.
02:31:43
TheDisruptor
Boys Night?
02:31:47
TheDisruptor
There we go. We're going to enjoy a good movie. Boys Night.
02:31:51
k-hog semen hunters
Evan, take a pants off and show everybody.
02:31:52
TheDisruptor
Take your pants take your goddamn pants off, Devin.
02:31:54
k-hog semen hunters
Show everyone the hog.
02:31:55
Steve-O
There you go, everybody.
02:31:56
BeyBlade
yeah
02:31:56
k-hog semen hunters
End the boys' night.
02:31:57
Steve-O
All right.
02:31:57
TheDisruptor
Boys Night.
02:31:57
BeyBlade
I show you everyone.
02:31:58
BeyBlade
My super large sack, dude.
02:32:00
k-hog semen hunters
Oh, God.
02:32:00
TheDisruptor
I'm keeping at it.
02:32:00
k-hog semen hunters
yeah
02:32:01
Steve-O
He's tanuki.
02:32:01
k-hog semen hunters
Your oblong sack.
02:32:02
Steve-O
He's a tanuki.
02:32:03
BeyBlade
Yeah.
02:32:03
k-hog semen hunters
yeah
02:32:04
TheDisruptor
guys don't You guys don't want that.
02:32:06
Steve-O
His testicles look like a Ritz cracker, like this, like in the packaging.
02:32:06
TheDisruptor
Trust me.
02:32:11
Steve-O
All
02:32:11
TheDisruptor
like melting ice cream.
02:32:14
Steve-O
um right, everybody. We'll see you.