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Joker 2
40 Plays23 days ago
Jon & Devon go GAGA for Jokester!
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Transcript
Introduction and Hosts' Banter
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Brother Devon
Hello, you are listening to the all new anti-family podcast for the week of October 20th, 2024. I am your host, one of a quartet, the Rizzler, Devin Kopeck.
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Brother Devon
the thank Thank you.
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slimeballsteve
ah ah
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OZ CUMM
So funny I'm the jizzler ah that would be Christopher Gislanti Oh shit
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Brother Devon
Thank you. Thank you. he
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Joakwin
I am the Joker, Jonathan Suarez.
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Brother Devon
OK, OK. OK. And who are we missing?
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slimeballsteve
I'm the Twizzler, Steve Oteri. How you doing?
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Brother Devon
You know, I was waiting for a Costco guy joke. I was the only one.
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OZ CUMM
I would have called Steve the ogler.
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Brother Devon
The ogler.
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slimeballsteve
Ugly whoa whoa It was gonna get you no matter what dude Dude
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OZ CUMM
Yeah.
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Brother Devon
The sniffer, the sniffer, dude.
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OZ CUMM
I'm the ogler. I'm always looking.
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Brother Devon
The chisler. I hate that. I hate that that got me a little bit.
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OZ CUMM
What do you mean?
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Brother Devon
I thought I went.
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OZ CUMM
Yeah.
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Brother Devon
and
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OZ CUMM
It's got jizz in the title. It's funny. That's what's funny right now, guys.
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slimeballsteve
you just laughed just now you knew he was gonna talk about it
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Brother Devon
shut out shut out you did Shut up, shut up.
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OZ CUMM
What's funny?
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Brother Devon
Shut up, dude.
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OZ CUMM
It's what's in the site, guys. Everybody's talking about cum. All right.
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Brother Devon
Damn it. That keeps getting me.
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OZ CUMM
Yeah, exactly. I'm laughing on the inside.
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Brother Devon
I'm weak. I'm weak. I
Humor Trends and Age Perceptions
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Brother Devon
don't know.
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OZ CUMM
I can't help it.
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Brother Devon
I don't know what you want from me.
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slimeballsteve
Wait, hold on, Chris, can you just say like nicknames for sperm and see how Devon reacts to each?
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OZ CUMM
Oh, yeah. Jizz. Yogurt.
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slimeballsteve
Oh, you have to make a tier list of like how Devon reacts.
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OZ CUMM
That's all I got, man. That's all I got.
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Brother Devon
yogurt I hate that I'm that basic.
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OZ CUMM
That's all I got. That's the only ones, right? but
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Brother Devon
There's only two.
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slimeballsteve
There's only two and that's all you needed.
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Brother Devon
You know, my dad, I, I've talked about this.
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OZ CUMM
Man Ranch!
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Brother Devon
Uh, my dad, my dad's e guy Ew.
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slimeballsteve
Guy Glue.
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OZ CUMM
I got me. Shit.
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OZ CUMM
It's funny.
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Brother Devon
Hmm.
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OZ CUMM
It's what's funny right now. I get it. I don't judge.
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Brother Devon
yeah
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OZ CUMM
I'm not judging anybody.
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Brother Devon
It's what's in dude, yeah jet ball guy glue me He's on the upswing he's on the dude
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OZ CUMM
It is why it is what's in. You know what's out? Jesus.
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slimeballsteve
You know what, honestly, I think that's like, once you kind of step out the range of school, but the Jesus jokes,
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Joakwin
What? I was like, wait, what?
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OZ CUMM
Jesus is not funny. Hitler is not funny. He's coming back a little bit, but he's really in the con.
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slimeballsteve
Now Chris, let me ask you a question. How do you spell coming?
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OZ CUMM
Oh, Jesus. Of course, he got a spell with the U M M and I N G.
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slimeballsteve
Oh my goodness.
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Brother Devon
Yeah, dude. You and that. Kumami, dude.
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OZ CUMM
Yeah.
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Brother Devon
Kumami.
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OZ CUMM
Kumami.
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Brother Devon
There it is. There's another one for the for the books.
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OZ CUMM
See, yeah, I know what I see. We get popular. I see, I see, and I don't know what's coming next. I don't know if I can forecast that.
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slimeballsteve
Now Chris, how do you spell coming?
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OZ CUMM
yeah Quit it.
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OZ CUMM
Quit I personally, if I were to pick anything that I think's gonna be funny and in the zeitgeist in the next 10 years, it's gonna be tombstones.
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OZ CUMM
That's my theory.
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Brother Devon
Well, out now have the pizza.
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slimeballsteve
We talking about like graveyard, like tombstones.
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OZ CUMM
I could be wrong.
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OZ CUMM
Both.
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slimeballsteve
We're not talking about the undertaker's finisher.
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OZ CUMM
I wanna talk about all three actually becoming part of the jokes like Geist. People are gonna be dying over tombstones. There's gonna be memes about them and everything. It's gonna be great, by the way.
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slimeballsteve
Don't be grave.
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OZ CUMM
Yeah. This is my Paul Muadid moment where I see the future.
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slimeballsteve
This is my Paul Bearer moment.
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OZ CUMM
oh See, that guy's gonna come back. I mean, I'm already laughing. That guy's hilarious.
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slimeballsteve
Now, Chris, how are you
TV Show Preferences and Relationship Dynamics
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slimeballsteve
spelling cum?
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OZ CUMM
c o m e
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Brother Devon
i' bo
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slimeballsteve
Boo!
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Brother Devon
What's the context, you know?
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OZ CUMM
Yeah, right that's fucking word bone so fully Yeah, I'm ah proud of the lowest form of communication
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Brother Devon
Yeah. You're going to come over. Yeah. You quite, you ever dropped that on the lady. You're going to see you M over.
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slimeballsteve
What's that?
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Brother Devon
You never. Yeah. Yeah. We've all done it.
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Joakwin
yeah
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Brother Devon
Yeah.
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Joakwin
Some low hanging fruit right there.
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Brother Devon
yeah
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slimeballsteve
Mm.
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Brother Devon
Hell yeah, dude.
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OZ CUMM
Yep.
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Joakwin
Hell ye brother oh yeah, Hell yeah.
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Brother Devon
Yeah, you know, it's, uh, you know, it's lame of me, but I don't care. You ever go ah step one of this lame comment, you ever go on Facebook, right? And you see those like iconic characters in different anime styles.
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OZ CUMM
It's
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Brother Devon
Like this is what this character looks like with in dragon ball art style.
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OZ CUMM
a guide!
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slimeballsteve
Like Bart Simpson.
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Brother Devon
This is what,
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slimeballsteve
Like this is what Dragon Ball Bart Simpson would look like.
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Brother Devon
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. I'm looking, I look at, I get stuck on every one of them. Right now I'm looking at a Jason Voorhees one. This is what Jason Voorhees looks like in Dragon Ball Z.
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OZ CUMM
He's super handsome.
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Brother Devon
This is what Jason Voorhees looks like in Pokemon.
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slimeballsteve
I feel like i that kind of got boiled out of me with Simpsons. People used to do like, this is what this person would look like in Egyptian.
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OZ CUMM
That was very popular for a long time.
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slimeballsteve
I saw it too much.
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Brother Devon
Yeah, I don't know. It's, but like anime is just cooler, I guess.
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slimeballsteve
Hmm?
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Brother Devon
Like, I don't care about like,
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OZ CUMM
people People either had Simpsons profiles or South Park character profiles, pictures.
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Brother Devon
Yeah, no, I'm not talking about that. You know, let's let's raise the bar a little bit.
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slimeballsteve
See, devin Devin, you were a big South Park guy, like back in the 90s.
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Brother Devon
Oh, dude, we all have the South Park characters.
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OZ CUMM
yeah
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slimeballsteve
Who was your guy? Who was your guy of the of the main, yeah.
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Brother Devon
My favorite Cartman, dude, easy.
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slimeballsteve
Easy.
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Brother Devon
Easy, actually.
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OZ CUMM
I'm a Butters. I'm a Butters fan, personally.
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Brother Devon
Oh, oh, so you're you're like, oh, I watched I watched a little deep in I watched deeper into the show.
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slimeballsteve
Now, Butters is really good, Butters is. Well, Butters is definitely the Picard of South Park.
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OZ CUMM
Yeah, well, he's funny.
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Brother Devon
Actually, I think, I think the real, I think the right answer objectively is probably Randy Marsh.
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Joakwin
Yeah.
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OZ CUMM
Yeah, Randy's really great.
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Brother Devon
He's probably be.
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OZ CUMM
you're kind of youre I think you're right.
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Brother Devon
Yeah.
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slimeballsteve
He did take over the show.
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OZ CUMM
Especially, yeah, the later seasons, he's he's quite funny.
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slimeballsteve
what's What's the deal with that? What's the deal with the dad kind of taking over?
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OZ CUMM
Oh, eat oh, i I got this. I think they grew up as people, the people that wrote it. I think they they could write kids when they were younger.
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slimeballsteve
And like, yeah.
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OZ CUMM
And now they're like, oh, um'm well, we're just all Randy right now.
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slimeballsteve
We all end up, that's like that's like when you watch Rugrats and you're like, look at us, we're a bunch of stupid babies.
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Brother Devon
Yeah.
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slimeballsteve
And then you're like, oh God, we're stupid pickles.
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OZ CUMM
Yeah, 100 percent, right?
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Brother Devon
Mm hmm.
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slimeballsteve
That's a guy who sits in his basement just making toys.
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OZ CUMM
It.
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Brother Devon
And they look weirdly, I don't know. Yeah, it's like they weirdly got it like they were.
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OZ CUMM
I think Randy also gets like obsessive about things, which is I think like a really big part of the show.
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Brother Devon
Yeah, well, and you know. And it's just like, yeah, you've you've told all the stories you pretty much can with children. So like, let's just play with this extremely stupid man.
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slimeballsteve
Let's play with stupid men.
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Brother Devon
Yeah.
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slimeballsteve
That's fair. Can I ask you guys a question? When you watch a show, cause you're, you talk, we're talking about cartoon characters. When you watch a show and you find out a cartoon character who is like supposed to be like the adult, like the dad or something and you start, they start saying the age of the character and you're like, I'm older than Homer Simpson.
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OZ CUMM
Oh, what? what wait take weeks Excuse me?
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Brother Devon
Whoa, wait, do they, do they actually nail an age?
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slimeballsteve
Homer, Homer Simpson is supposed to be 36.
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OZ CUMM
Oh, Steve!
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Joakwin
Disgusting.
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OZ CUMM
Oh, no!
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Brother Devon
Yeah. He's a, yeah he's an he's a, Hold on.
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slimeballsteve
like That dude dude Dude, dude, I got another one dude dude when do you want to know how old Fraser is when he moves back to Seattle in Fraser?
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OZ CUMM
ah but
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Joakwin
How could you do that to us, Steve?
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Joakwin
No, I don't. I don't.
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slimeballsteve
Dude, that'll kill you dead. That'll kill you dead, dude Yeah, yeah So he was 38
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Joakwin
He's 33.
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Brother Devon
Hold on. So.
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Joakwin
Wait, like season one of Fraser, how old he is in season one?
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OZ CUMM
He's not in his 20s. That dude looks old.
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Joakwin
He's 35.
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Brother Devon
28.
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slimeballsteve
when he was making that.
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OZ CUMM
38 in the first season?
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Joakwin
kelsey gram Kelsey Grammer was 38.
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slimeballsteve
Kelsey Grammer was 38.
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OZ CUMM
Oh, wow. Well, listen, Steve. All right. Well, that's, I can, I can answer that to some degree. We've aged much better than the previous generation. Like we look, well, not financially, but physically we look better.
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slimeballsteve
Not financially, not financially.
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Brother Devon
yeah
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slimeballsteve
Dude, he he like literally was like, I'm just going to like uproot my entire life, move across the country and become a nationally syndicated talk show radio host. What?
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OZ CUMM
Well, he was established, right? in In Boston.
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Joakwin
He was a psychiatrist.
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OZ CUMM
He had his own practice, I assume.
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slimeballsteve
Isn't practice, yeah.
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OZ CUMM
I don't really remember much of his career in cheers.
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Joakwin
Wait, so how old is Niles then?
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Brother Devon
About 34.
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slimeballsteve
I was just like 20.
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OZ CUMM
His dad's only 30.
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slimeballsteve
I'm just saying every time they do that, it like shakes me. It's like when I like, you know, it's probably the same thing when you like watch like sports and they're like, wow, look at this person. He's won five world series.
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slimeballsteve
This 21 year old man champion.
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Joakwin
Well, sports is is different because they got they got to be young to be like. Like in their prime, you know.
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slimeballsteve
I mean, you're out to pasture at like 26.
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OZ CUMM
there world You're also watching like X-Men, like the closest we have to actual X-Men when you're watching sports.
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Joakwin
Yeah, yeah.
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OZ CUMM
Like these people are genetic freaks.
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slimeballsteve
Dude, don't let me look up how old Professor X is supposed to be.
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Joakwin
He's 20, he's 25.
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OZ CUMM
He's 25.
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Brother Devon
Alright, so to make make us feel a little bit better, right?
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slimeballsteve
25, dude.
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OZ CUMM
A cool 25.
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Brother Devon
So Homer's age has changed occasionally. So he was 34 in the early episodes, 36 in season four, 38 and 39 in season eight, and he's 40 in the 18th season.
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Brother Devon
So his age is inconsistent, but um he's 40.
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OZ CUMM
Okay. I always thought he was in his forties, but I guess maybe I was wrong.
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Brother Devon
season 18 and on, I guess.
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OZ CUMM
Well, how old's Peter Griffin?
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Brother Devon
Uh, Peter's probably younger. He's a 17 year old man.
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OZ CUMM
He does look younger. He does look younger.
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Brother Devon
Peter Griffith.
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OZ CUMM
It's Griffin, isn't it?
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Brother Devon
Griffin. Sorry.
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slimeballsteve
Yeah, he's not a bird lion.
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OZ CUMM
ah Griffin is a bird lion.
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Brother Devon
Eight. Oh, wait. Peter Griffin from Family Guy is eight years old.
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OZ CUMM
What?
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slimeballsteve
I don't think that's correct.
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OZ CUMM
Oh!
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Brother Devon
That's the A.I. That's the a answer.
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slimeballsteve
I think that's incorrect.
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Brother Devon
ah He's early to mid 40s, according his never officially confirmed.
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OZ CUMM
No shit.
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slimeballsteve
Okay, okay.
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OZ CUMM
Wow. He does look younger. I have to say.
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Brother Devon
That's good for his age.
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OZ CUMM
He does. Peter Griffin looks pretty good.
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Brother Devon
Good.
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OZ CUMM
All things considered, I mean, Homer looks terrible.
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Brother Devon
How old how old do you think? Let's see how old.
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OZ CUMM
But Homer lost his hair because he ripped it out every time he had a kid.
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Brother Devon
yeah
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slimeballsteve
oh Yeah, oh are you guys ready to be shook right now?
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OZ CUMM
That's how they found out, right?
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slimeballsteve
Hank Hill 34
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Brother Devon
35, five 34.
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Joakwin
Oh, good lord. And he's got wrinkles and shit and like, oh, man.
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slimeballsteve
oh Don't know
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OZ CUMM
He's got like a, does he, wait, wait, is his daughter, his daughter, how does that work again in that show? Is that his, that is that his actual daughter? I can't remember. Cause she, she's like 15, 16 years old, right?
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Brother Devon
Hey, you know, age pretty well. Fred and Barney, Fred Flintstone, Barney Rubble, 44.
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Joakwin
There you go.
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slimeballsteve
They, you know what, they look fantastic.
00:11:20
Brother Devon
Specifically nailed it.
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slimeballsteve
Also, wait, no, hold on, they should be dead.
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OZ CUMM
That's.
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Joakwin
Yeah.
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Brother Devon
Well, I'm saying he was 44 at the time.
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slimeballsteve
Caveman times should be dead.
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OZ CUMM
He's not around anymore.
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Brother Devon
Oh, you mean back in the day, a dinosaur had to have eaten him.
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OZ CUMM
No, man, they were living pretty cushy with all those appliances and shit.
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Brother Devon
No old was one in McKellen.
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OZ CUMM
Probably made him live a little longer.
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slimeballsteve
Yeah, extended that life.
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OZ CUMM
Yeah, I mean, that makes sense to some degree, I guess. Homer looks terrible, but, you know, the rest of them look pretty good. I'm not that offended by it. Hank Hill is supposed to look like a dweeb.
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OZ CUMM
You know? And he's got no ass.
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slimeballsteve
I do agree with you though, Chris. I think ah our generation definitely has aged to the best.
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OZ CUMM
Oh yeah, dude. And I think it's getting better like every generation.
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slimeballsteve
I don't know, man. You see that one Zoomer? I forget his name, um but he does like the TikToks where he's like, he's like, look at me.
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OZ CUMM
Huffin' galaxy gas.
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slimeballsteve
I don't think he's huffing galaxy gas.
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OZ CUMM
Do you know what that is?
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slimeballsteve
No, I don't.
00:12:24
OZ CUMM
You know they like you guys don't know what galaxy gas is?
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Brother Devon
but That's like I see the means for like old people huffing galaxy gas, but I don't really know what it is Yeah, yeah
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OZ CUMM
All right. Galaxy gas is, it's, um, it's, it's whippets basically, you know, like things, it's the, the, you know, whipped cream bottles.
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OZ CUMM
If you, if you suck it up, suck the air up, uh, you get that, you get that nitrous.
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slimeballsteve
Mm.
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Joakwin
Yeah. Nitrous.
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OZ CUMM
You get that boost feeling. It's basically just a giant can of nitrous. And, uh, I don't think it's, is it nitrous? It might be. I'm not quite sure.
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Brother Devon
It's a, it's a nitrous oxide.
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Joakwin
Nitrous oxide or something.
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Brother Devon
idea Yeah.
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OZ CUMM
Yeah, nitrous oxide, nitrous oxide.
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Joakwin
Yeah.
00:12:57
OZ CUMM
But it's supposed to be used for culinary purposes. But these wild now beasts on TikTok are using it to get high.
00:13:01
Brother Devon
Yeah.
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Joakwin
Right.
00:13:07
Brother Devon
Hell yeah.
00:13:09
Joakwin
And goodbye, baby.
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OZ CUMM
Actually, i like I know it by its colloquial term, and that's hippie heroin.
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slimeballsteve
Mm.
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OZ CUMM
Oh.
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slimeballsteve
See, I was talking about a TikToker named Jordan Thee Stallion, I think his name is. He does the videos where he's like in the bathroom mirror and he's like holding the phone and he's like, now come here.
00:13:30
slimeballsteve
Now come here so close right now.
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Brother Devon
Oh, yeah. Yeah. Yeah. The guy talks about food a lot.
00:13:32
slimeballsteve
Yeah. Yeah, he talks about food a lot, but he's like, I'm twenty I'm 24.
00:13:38
Brother Devon
Yeah.
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slimeballsteve
And he's like, he's got like a very old face. He looks very old.
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OZ CUMM
Oh, the guy, it kind of looks like Michael Strahan.
00:13:44
Brother Devon
Yeah. Yeah.
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OZ CUMM
Am I the same person? I don't know.
00:13:47
Brother Devon
Yeah.
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OZ CUMM
I really don't know enough about, I i am not on TikTok, I would not know.
00:13:48
Brother Devon
Yeah. No, you definitely are.
00:13:52
Brother Devon
Oh, he's on Instagram live.
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slimeballsteve
He's on it all.
00:13:54
Brother Devon
He's on reels.
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slimeballsteve
He does he does all the shorts.
00:13:57
Brother Devon
You seem Chris. You seen it on YouTube shorts.
00:13:58
OZ CUMM
I think I have, I think he's very well spoken if I remember too.
00:14:01
Brother Devon
Yeah. Yeah.
00:14:02
OZ CUMM
He's got good diction.
00:14:04
Brother Devon
You know, we are all older than Andy circus was when he shot Lord of the rings.
00:14:09
slimeballsteve
Are we older than Smeagol?
00:14:12
Brother Devon
Yes. Yeah.
00:14:13
OZ CUMM
Dude, no, Smeagol's like...
00:14:15
Brother Devon
Gollum's 35 dude.
00:14:16
OZ CUMM
Calm's 35.
00:14:17
slimeballsteve
Oh God.
00:14:18
Brother Devon
That's what it says. Literally his age.
00:14:20
OZ CUMM
It's the ring, man.
00:14:20
Brother Devon
He was born in, uh, we're older than all of the, uh, hobbits now.
00:14:21
OZ CUMM
It really sucks.
00:14:23
slimeballsteve
home
00:14:26
OZ CUMM
What?
00:14:29
OZ CUMM
They're like hundreds of years old, aren't they?
00:14:31
Brother Devon
No, dude. No, dude.
00:14:32
OZ CUMM
Is it Fro- No!
00:14:33
Brother Devon
28. Same wise games. You 28 dude.
00:14:35
OZ CUMM
Isn't Frodo like 45 in the books?
00:14:38
Brother Devon
Now. 18 dude.
00:14:39
Joakwin
Yeah, aren't they all like, yeah, aren't they all like 99 years old, 95?
00:14:41
Brother Devon
What about the actors?
00:14:41
OZ CUMM
Yeah, they're super old!
00:14:42
Brother Devon
I'm talking about the actors. Live Tyler. Arwin. 22 dude.
00:14:48
Joakwin
She's ageless.
00:14:48
OZ CUMM
She's ageless!
00:14:50
Joakwin
She's ag- She's ageless.
00:14:50
OZ CUMM
She's an elf!
00:14:51
Brother Devon
No dude. Aragorn 40. What a creep.
00:14:56
Joakwin
Erikaorn's like ni- Isn't he like 900 years old or some bullshit or some weird shit?
00:14:58
OZ CUMM
I... Devon, you're just saying the actor's names, dammit.
00:15:01
Brother Devon
Hey, dude.
00:15:01
OZ CUMM
This is...
00:15:02
Brother Devon
Yeah, dude.
00:15:03
OZ CUMM
It's not the same.
00:15:04
Brother Devon
Treat, dude. Yeah, no. Aragon's like 78 or something.
00:15:07
OZ CUMM
Yeah, yeah.
00:15:07
Brother Devon
like there oh Yeah.
00:15:08
Joakwin
Erikaorn! on
00:15:11
slimeballsteve
Tom Bombadil's age? 27.
00:15:14
OZ CUMM
Good lord, that's not true.
00:15:15
Brother Devon
He's a 38 year old man, dude.
00:15:16
slimeballsteve
No, I actually just said a number. I just said a number.
00:15:21
OZ CUMM
Charles is gonna be pissed. Talking about Lord of the Rings like this.
00:15:24
Brother Devon
Oh, man. I should watch. Should I watch it?
00:15:27
OZ CUMM
Everybody's old in Lord of the Rings, let me just say that.
00:15:29
Brother Devon
Can I watch?
00:15:29
Joakwin
Devin, you should read it. Can you just read it, please?
00:15:32
OZ CUMM
Read the dank books.
00:15:32
slimeballsteve
You read the books and don't and not an audiobook.
00:15:33
Joakwin
Read the whole thing, yeah.
00:15:35
Brother Devon
not to
00:15:35
Joakwin
Don't be be a bitch, dude. Don't be a bitch, Devin.
00:15:39
slimeballsteve
I want you to record you reading it out loud.
00:15:39
Joakwin
Don't be a bitch, boy.
00:15:40
Brother Devon
and I tried. I tried reading that shit.
00:15:43
slimeballsteve
Oh, but read it out loud so we have an
Exploration of Horror and Thriller Films
00:15:45
slimeballsteve
audio book of your version.
00:15:46
Joakwin
Yeah.
00:15:46
Brother Devon
I'm just me going.
00:15:47
Joakwin
Yeah. And stop being a little stop being a little bitch, Devin.
00:15:48
OZ CUMM
I, hey, speaking of audio books, I have started listening to one.
00:15:53
Brother Devon
Wayne.
00:15:53
Joakwin
I thought you were going to say, I started recording one for a
00:15:53
slimeballsteve
Oh.
00:15:56
slimeballsteve
but
00:15:56
Brother Devon
etc
00:15:57
OZ CUMM
Oh man,
00:15:58
Joakwin
or Sherlock Holmes a study in scarlet. I've been redoing the Yet
00:16:01
OZ CUMM
that would be, that would be amazing. I'd love to do that.
00:16:04
Brother Devon
Yeah. What's the, uh, what book?
00:16:06
Joakwin
doing a British accent though Chris come on Sherlock Holmes Oh
00:16:09
OZ CUMM
Sherlock Holmes.
00:16:13
OZ CUMM
24 B Dick Street.
00:16:14
Brother Devon
Discombobulate.
00:16:18
OZ CUMM
coming into his own hair. We see him in his bed. um No, I started listening to Dune Messiah, which is the sequel to Dune, yeah.
00:16:27
Brother Devon
Oh yeah.
00:16:28
Joakwin
the book.
00:16:31
OZ CUMM
And it's pretty sad.
00:16:37
OZ CUMM
It's ah basically the beginning of the book starts off with a bevy of people plotting to murder Paul Muad'Dib, or like trying to figure out how to kill him,
00:16:48
OZ CUMM
because there's been basically a 12 year long galactic jihad where he's just, yeah, they jump about 12 years into the future.
00:16:54
Brother Devon
Oh, it's like a little time jump.
00:17:00
OZ CUMM
And it's, it's just like them going on this genocide across the galaxy, basically saying either take Paul as your personal savior or you're going to die.
00:17:13
OZ CUMM
and Then they started talking about how the Fremen brought back like human sacrifices and shit.
00:17:18
Brother Devon
Oh.
00:17:18
OZ CUMM
So it's like getting really fucked up really fast. And Paul is like Paul and Johnny are trying to figure out a way to get out. It looks like like how do you do that?
00:17:30
OZ CUMM
If you're a messiah, like what what do you do to quit?
00:17:35
OZ CUMM
It's interesting. You know, you don't never see like a hero want to give up the hero life because it's going so bad. Like it's just everything's just been turned wrong.
00:17:50
OZ CUMM
It's cool. And it sure is.
00:17:52
Brother Devon
It's really uplifting you.
00:17:55
OZ CUMM
It seems like he's going to get out like he's figuring out a way to just free himself. The one part of it I don't like and I didn't like it when they brought it up and I don't like it.
00:18:07
OZ CUMM
Him as a character now, they brought back Duncan Idaho.
00:18:11
Brother Devon
Oh my God, dude, Chris, I got some bad news for you.
00:18:14
Joakwin
I thought he died.
00:18:16
Brother Devon
They bring him back a lot.
00:18:18
OZ CUMM
oh That's really stupid Got Gola's
00:18:20
Brother Devon
Yeah. Well, aren't they called like goulos or something? Yeah, Gola's so basically. And minor spoilers, but like he's basically infinitely cloned as like the advisor for like.
00:18:36
Brother Devon
Paul Paul's kid, Paul's other kid, you know, like it's yeah.
00:18:37
OZ CUMM
Yeah And they make them they make them into a mentet and which is really stupid like I
00:18:44
Brother Devon
Mentats are the people that like fuck, they like.
00:18:49
OZ CUMM
Yeah, they're like they're like human computers, basically.
00:18:51
Brother Devon
Yeah, yeah, that's
00:18:52
OZ CUMM
So it's like they had a bunch of AI that did that, but it went rogue. So they just started training people to be computers instead. And I don't can hide out.
00:19:04
OZ CUMM
I don't can hide. Oh, it's not that, you know, he's like a warrior and he died.
00:19:09
Brother Devon
Especially now that you've seen the movies, so like you guys visualize just like Jason Momoa, like 25.6 trillion.
00:19:12
OZ CUMM
He's not going to work. He's a memo. No.
00:19:18
OZ CUMM
Like he literally he literally walks up to Paul and Paul's like, what what is your purpose here? Like, why are you here? And he's like, oh, it's to kill you. Like, and I'm just, the way he says it, it's very bluntly.
00:19:30
OZ CUMM
And I just hear Jason Momose and I'm like, he's not he's not gonna do that.
00:19:32
Brother Devon
yeah
00:19:34
OZ CUMM
Well, it's not gonna be good.
00:19:35
Brother Devon
Yeah Yeah No, it's like like they it's I don't know why But they just they lean on the Duncan Idaho character so many goddamn thought so much
00:19:37
OZ CUMM
But it's, I think it's stupid. I think it's dumb in general.
00:19:45
OZ CUMM
It's fan service.
00:19:50
OZ CUMM
it It's
In-depth Analysis of the 'Joker' Sequel
00:19:51
OZ CUMM
it's blatant fan service because Duncan Idaho is a really cool character, but like he's cool because he dies It's kind of makes him cooler. That's the whole point, but I don't know I Don't know if that's even gonna be in the movie to be honest.
00:19:52
Brother Devon
Yeah
00:20:00
Brother Devon
You know now he's gonna do now he's gonna do math ah It's tough cuz I would like him in the movie cuz he's cool in the movie Yeah
00:20:07
OZ CUMM
They cut some other stuff out. So I wouldn't be surprised They give her that Well, I mean sure
00:20:17
OZ CUMM
But that is, it's just dumb. Like it's dumb in the book. I would cut that if I was making it.
00:20:24
Brother Devon
Yeah, and I'm not gonna pretend like I read Dune but like I after the first movie I watched or I like read the entirety of Dune in like wiki format.
00:20:35
Brother Devon
I was like, Oh, what's this?
00:20:35
slimeballsteve
Mm.
00:20:37
Brother Devon
What's this? What's this? And then I just spent like six hours just absorbing. So I know a weird amount of Dune without reading a page.
00:20:45
OZ CUMM
I have a general feeling that I'm going to love the first book, but not really like any of the others.
00:20:51
Brother Devon
I think that's generally what the
00:20:53
OZ CUMM
That's like, do Messiah. It's kind of interesting because I want to see how he gets out of it basically.
00:20:58
Brother Devon
Yeah, how his story kind of goes, right?
00:20:59
OZ CUMM
like But after that, I don't know. Like that sounds silly.
00:21:04
Brother Devon
What is it? It's a Messiah, then Dune fucking the chi children of Dune, God, Emperor, heretics.
00:21:12
OZ CUMM
Yeah, that's about Paul's son, I think.
00:21:14
Brother Devon
Yeah.
00:21:16
OZ CUMM
Yeah, I don't know.
00:21:16
Joakwin
Tune.
00:21:16
Brother Devon
Yeah, children of Dune.
00:21:18
OZ CUMM
I and like the idea too. This is cool that his prophecy of wanting like the green planet of Arrakis is kind of against what he likes about Arrakis.
00:21:27
Brother Devon
Yeah.
00:21:31
OZ CUMM
Like he he always talks about how much he likes the desert and how calm and comforting it is and how you could see anything coming your way. And he just doesn't seem like he wants to make it into a paradise, like he likes it the way it is.
00:21:45
OZ CUMM
So that's cool. I want to see how they, how they deal with that.
00:21:49
Brother Devon
Just read The Expanse, Chris.
00:21:50
OZ CUMM
Um, no, I want to read Messiah, at least that.
00:21:51
Brother Devon
Just be an Expanse guy.
00:21:55
OZ CUMM
And then I got some spooky books I'm going to read.
00:21:57
Brother Devon
Yeah, you should you should ah start this this book series called The Horror Terrace. I think it's only like 30 books.
00:22:07
OZ CUMM
I don't know about that.
00:22:08
Brother Devon
Oh, come on.
00:22:09
OZ CUMM
That's a lot it's like commitment Okay The idealistic part part
00:22:11
Brother Devon
You know, I'll be honest, I really, truly would recommend ah the first three, though, because it's kind of written The first three are basically a trilogy. And it really gives you that that starting. Think of it like the Golden Age ah trilogy in Berserk.
00:22:31
Brother Devon
Like think about almost exactly that, right? It's like, uh, the beginning, the start of the fall, the official fall. Yeah. Yeah, exactly.
00:22:40
OZ CUMM
where everybody's hopeful.
00:22:41
Brother Devon
And then kind of, you know, go, go as you go, as you go. But, uh, it is very much like read the first three and then it kind of spills outward.
00:22:51
OZ CUMM
I'm not, I might start getting into audio books. I don't, I'm not necessarily, I'm not against it because I've read, I've listened to the Gunslinger.
00:22:55
Brother Devon
Dude, I audio books are like my fucking, my savior.
00:23:04
OZ CUMM
I've read that before, but I wasn't doing it again.
00:23:05
Brother Devon
Yeah.
00:23:07
OZ CUMM
And it was, it was good. It was fine.
00:23:09
Joakwin
I listened to, what what did I listen to? I think it was World War Z on my drive to Atlanta. Cause they had all the actors.
00:23:13
OZ CUMM
Ooh, that's a cool one.
00:23:15
Joakwin
They had a a bunch of like, like really, like Simon Pegg and everybody. I think it was World War Z.
00:23:22
OZ CUMM
Did you innately hate Mets fan, or did you think that was awesome in a way?
00:23:27
Joakwin
I hate, hate everything. Yeah.
00:23:31
Joakwin
I think it, hold on. I think it, I think it was,
00:23:33
OZ CUMM
Do you remember that part, the Mets fans part?
00:23:35
Joakwin
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, of course. I read the book, too.
00:23:37
OZ CUMM
That and part's awesome.
00:23:38
Joakwin
I read the book, too. Was it that was it was it was it was it this audio book?
00:23:41
OZ CUMM
That book's great. That book is great and really dark at times.
00:23:46
Brother Devon
You know what's crazy is I read 99% of that book and then stopped on the last chapter.
00:23:48
Joakwin
I think it was.
00:23:52
OZ CUMM
Really? When they take back the world?
00:23:55
Joakwin
Did you watch the movie that didn't really follow the book at all?
00:23:56
Brother Devon
I didn't watch the movie actually.
00:23:58
OZ CUMM
That movie was awful.
00:23:58
Brother Devon
Yeah. No, no. Cause like the last, the last one is just, yeah, they're just talking about like, I don't know.
00:24:04
Joakwin
I guess it wasn't World War Z. What audiobook did I listen to?
00:24:06
Brother Devon
I don't know what it was, but I just, I was like, cause that book's not exactly in a narrative.
00:24:10
Joakwin
Oh yeah, I guess it is World War Z.
00:24:10
Brother Devon
It's kind of short stories.
00:24:12
Joakwin
It was World War Z. Yeah, it was World War Z.
00:24:15
Brother Devon
Yeah.
00:24:17
OZ CUMM
Guys, I'm trying to remember if I watched anything new this week or TV.
00:24:23
Brother Devon
i've rewatched yeah
00:24:23
Joakwin
Penguin? You watched Penguin?
00:24:24
slimeballsteve
i I've been falling behind on Penguin.
00:24:24
OZ CUMM
I watched Penguin last week.
00:24:24
Brother Devon
yeah you want
00:24:26
slimeballsteve
I gotta watch. I gotta to do a ah two episode watch.
00:24:29
Brother Devon
No, I think I think chris is it so the tues Yeah, uh, yeah, so uh, I you know so this is what happened dude Dude, this is a fucking
00:24:29
Joakwin
You gotta get those pickles!
00:24:31
slimeballsteve
They're so good though.
00:24:33
Joakwin
You gotta survive! You're gonna survive Gotham.
00:24:39
Joakwin
Oh, wait, wait, wait. ah did Did Jenny forgive you? And did she start watching Penguin? Or is she gonna spite not watching anymore?
00:24:48
slimeballsteve
Oh no.
00:24:50
Joakwin
Is she gonna pull John Swarz and spite you and just not watch it?
00:24:54
Brother Devon
I'll be honest. I'll be honest, I must put my foot down today.
00:24:58
slimeballsteve
Hmmm.
00:24:58
Brother Devon
Let me explain. So she's like, you know, last week I was explaining how she kind of quote unquote caught me. She's like, have you been watching Penguin?
00:25:09
Brother Devon
And I was like, yeah. So what the fuck I want to watch. I was like, OK, shit. So like Monday night or Tuesday night, I was like, do you want to watch it? She's like, yeah. And in the first episode, remember, they're kind of giving you a little bit of a breakdown of how the movie ended.
00:25:25
Brother Devon
And she starts asking me these.
00:25:26
Joakwin
Of Batman, yeah.
00:25:27
Brother Devon
Yeah. She starts asking me these questions. I was like, did you not see the movie? She's like, no. I was like, okay, we should watch the movie first. Guess how many days it took us to watch one movie.
00:25:40
Joakwin
To watch Batman? I mean, that's a long movie.
00:25:41
Brother Devon
Four, it's four days and counting.
00:25:45
OZ CUMM
Where are you at right now?
00:25:45
Brother Devon
She, well, she fell asleep.
00:25:47
Joakwin
You still didn't finish it?
00:25:48
Brother Devon
Dude, dude.
00:25:48
OZ CUMM
What part of the movie?
00:25:50
Joakwin
Bro!
00:25:50
Brother Devon
Dude, she's.
00:25:50
OZ CUMM
Did Gotham flood yet?
00:25:52
Brother Devon
No, dude. All right.
00:25:53
Joakwin
No, that's the end!
00:25:53
Brother Devon
So she.
00:25:54
OZ CUMM
I know, I'm asking, I wanna know how deep he is.
00:25:55
Brother Devon
Yeah. She fell asleep. I think during the chase scene, like ah against the penguin.
00:26:03
OZ CUMM
I got you! That part.
00:26:05
Brother Devon
Yeah, I got you. I got you.
00:26:07
OZ CUMM
I got you!
00:26:08
Brother Devon
Yeah. ah So she fell asleep during that. And this was the day night four. And I said, fuck it. And I just finished it because at this point I was like, all right.
00:26:16
Joakwin
of Batman.
00:26:16
Brother Devon
And I told her what fucking happened. So then we, well, I wanted, well, it's like, she's like, why is everything flooded?
00:26:20
Joakwin
The fair, you know, I don't think you really need to watch the Batman movie theyre like get anything out of it.
00:26:23
OZ CUMM
You don't.
00:26:27
Brother Devon
Who's the Riddler guy? You know, I was like, okay, we should get the fucking, the context at least. And it's, you know, it was a nice excuse for me to rewatch it. Cause I've only seen it the one time in Twitter.
00:26:36
Joakwin
Just just center the clip of Paul Dano doing the song in 12 year, 12 years of sleep and be like, this is the Riddler.
00:26:39
Brother Devon
Yeah.
00:26:42
Joakwin
You're good.
00:26:43
Brother Devon
So, um, so, so we started episode one.
00:26:44
Joakwin
They're good now. You know. You know how it is.
00:26:49
Brother Devon
And she made it maybe 20 minutes. And I was like, dude, so we're eating tonight. And I was like, Jenny, I was like, I can't like. This is going to take fucking seven weeks for us to even get through two episodes like this needs the.
00:27:04
Brother Devon
But I get it, she wakes up early. she You know, she was running around doing a lot of shit, but I was like, bro, like you can't impose this stupid rule on me and then fucking not hold up your end of the bargain.
00:27:14
Joakwin
And then not deliver and then not deliver.
00:27:15
OZ CUMM
Wait, when are you watching this?
00:27:16
Brother Devon
Yeah.
00:27:18
OZ CUMM
What time?
00:27:18
Brother Devon
8 8 not like it's not like fucking midnight, you know, it's like Yeah, she's out by 10.
00:27:21
OZ CUMM
Okay. All right, all right. There's no cause for that. Because after 10, I sort of get it.
00:27:26
Brother Devon
No Yeah, dude, I fucking wish I wish you made it to 10 dude We like you sit we've been trying to sit at the table more, you know, I don't know I
00:27:29
Joakwin
Yeah, but if it's like right after dinner. Wait, why don't you just watch it while eating dinner? That makes sense. Oh, yeah, you got a new place you have to like.
00:27:44
Joakwin
You know, get your get your rooms worth.
00:27:44
Brother Devon
Well, cause we weren't forever. We really weren't forever. And then I was like, it was kind of my, I was like, use this table.
00:27:50
Joakwin
Yeah.
00:27:51
Brother Devon
you know We have a fucking table.
00:27:52
OZ CUMM
Move the TD into the kitchen.
00:27:54
Brother Devon
Yeah.
00:27:54
Joakwin
yeah
00:27:55
Brother Devon
This wheeling out.
00:27:56
Joakwin
Yeah, you guys got tablets, right?
00:27:56
OZ CUMM
Easy.
00:27:57
Brother Devon
Oh, come on.
00:27:57
Joakwin
Just fucking watch it on the tablet.
00:27:59
OZ CUMM
Yeah, you watch it separately on two different tablets.
00:28:02
Brother Devon
Yeah.
00:28:03
Joakwin
Yeah.
00:28:03
Brother Devon
It's basically.
00:28:04
OZ CUMM
he
00:28:04
Joakwin
Now, you know what? You know what? That gives me a good housewarming present for you guys.
00:28:09
Brother Devon
Tablet.
00:28:09
Joakwin
I'm going to get you the. No, no, I'm gonna get you guys those those TV dinner stands where you can Yeah,
00:28:12
Brother Devon
oh
00:28:14
OZ CUMM
Oh yeah, I got one of those.
00:28:15
Brother Devon
Well, dude, honestly, we can't mean it because the table that we have is not big at all.
00:28:17
OZ CUMM
They roll.
00:28:19
Joakwin
yeah we're gonna I'm gonna get you guys two of those motherfuckers Well, no this way you can fucking watch penguin while eating dinner a dinner sometimes you don't have to do it every time But sometimes you you can I'll
00:28:23
Brother Devon
Like the, the, no, no, I'm, I'm saying that. Yeah. Yeah.
00:28:31
slimeballsteve
Yeah, I have penguin nights penguin penguin dinner sit down with some kids cuisine.
00:28:31
Brother Devon
But, but like, I really, I really did to, I was like, dude.
00:28:35
Joakwin
get extra pickles
00:28:36
OZ CUMM
TV dinner, watching the penguin. That that fits.
00:28:38
Brother Devon
Yeah.
00:28:39
OZ CUMM
That's chocolate and peanut butter.
00:28:39
Brother Devon
Like she, yeah. She likes.
00:28:41
Joakwin
Yeah, yeah, you don't yeah, that's like perfect.
00:28:41
slimeballsteve
There's a penguin on that It's just pain
00:28:43
Joakwin
You don't have to watch you don't have to like it's just penguin man Yeah, you're not watching fuck it.
00:28:47
OZ CUMM
get that Get that brownie in there.
00:28:47
Brother Devon
but
00:28:50
Joakwin
You're not watching fucking of the hidden fortress or Rashomon You're not watching fucking Rashomon like you don't have you know Where it would be weird to eat a fucking pizza while sitting down to watch fucking actual kino like it's just pink It's just penguin, baby
00:28:53
Brother Devon
no no dude i get it i
00:29:02
Brother Devon
But I'm just no listen, I'd be happy to but she fucking
00:29:05
Joakwin
so
00:29:08
Brother Devon
She just, you know, she's like, oh, play with my hair. And then she's fucking falls asleep. And I'm like.
00:29:14
Brother Devon
Bitch.
00:29:15
Joakwin
I said, bitch.
00:29:17
Brother Devon
Now, because because we had words one time because like it was like the third movie that we saw in a movie theater in a row where she fell asleep. And I was like, yo, listen, and like, no offense, but this cost me money and you need to stay the fuck awake or don't come.
00:29:32
Joakwin
No offense, but you're stealing money from the company now at this point.
00:29:35
Brother Devon
Yeah. I basically, I basically, yeah.
00:29:35
Joakwin
You're you're stealing time and money from the company.
00:29:37
Brother Devon
I was like, you know, you're shitting too much.
00:29:37
OZ CUMM
Sleep in on company time.
00:29:39
Joakwin
Yeah, you're sleeping on company time now.
00:29:40
Brother Devon
You're shitting. I noticed that you've shit four times today and frankly, that's just not acceptable.
00:29:45
slimeballsteve
Oh man, this is becoming an extreme cheatskates episode.
00:29:49
Brother Devon
Yeah, dude.
00:29:49
Joakwin
Yeah. Yeah.
00:29:50
Brother Devon
um Yeah.
00:29:50
Joakwin
What's next? that What's next? You got to keep a fucking Excel sheet with like fucking time stamps.
00:29:55
Brother Devon
No, but like, but like not for nothing guys, but like, this is why I didn't tell her I was watching it in the first place because I knew my shit was going to be severely
00:30:02
Joakwin
Because you want to watch it because you want to watch it.
00:30:04
OZ CUMM
i got I got an idea.
00:30:04
Joakwin
Yeah.
00:30:05
OZ CUMM
i've been I sat on your couch. It's very comfortable.
00:30:08
Brother Devon
Yeah.
00:30:08
OZ CUMM
That's where you're failing. Get a less comfortable couch.
00:30:11
Brother Devon
Yeah.
00:30:11
OZ CUMM
Get something where you are in like ah what they call a stress position.
00:30:15
slimeballsteve
But that hurts you though, Devin.
00:30:16
OZ CUMM
I don't care.
00:30:17
Brother Devon
No, no, listen, I, I make her sit up.
00:30:18
slimeballsteve
but Nevermind, Chris is right.
00:30:20
Brother Devon
I'm like, I go, I go, Jennie, sit up. Like, I'm was like, I kinda, I kinda like, and at that point I'm like, yo, if I need to tell you more than three times, like, bro, I'm an adult, like.
00:30:33
Brother Devon
You're an adult. I'm not gonna force you stay ah to stay awake, but also don't tell me I can't watch something because you can't fucking handle.
00:30:34
Joakwin
I'm a big boy.
00:30:39
OZ CUMM
You ever, you ever see that episode of Tim and Eric where they had the secret sleeper, you know, that device was where you could sleep and it put, it has like a mask you put on that looks like a face and it keeps you suspended and it just gives out canned responses.
00:30:46
slimeballsteve
Oh.
00:30:57
OZ CUMM
Like, Ooh, yes. Oh, that's interesting. And you're just like sleeping in this hoist and like a party and nobody, nobody knows, you know, you could still.
00:31:09
OZ CUMM
That's some, I don't know.
00:31:09
Brother Devon
that so I don't know.
00:31:11
OZ CUMM
That's what I thought of.
00:31:11
Brother Devon
Listen, I was just, again, I'm just like, Hey, can we just not, uh, not tell me I can't watch something please. So we'll see. We'll fucking see.
00:31:21
Joakwin
Yeah.
00:31:22
Brother Devon
But, uh, yeah. so So unfortunately as a result, I've, uh, yeah, but Hey, re-watch a bad man.
00:31:26
Joakwin
You haven't watched the latest episode. It's like arguable, dude, it's ah it's it's the highest rated live action ah episode of TV on IMDB.
00:31:40
OZ CUMM
whoa
00:31:40
Brother Devon
Like ever?
00:31:41
Joakwin
Yeah, ever.
00:31:41
OZ CUMM
whoa holy shit I am DB that is that's a brain trust over there too yeah that's the real creme de la creme
00:31:43
slimeballsteve
Ever.
00:31:43
Joakwin
That's what i that's what I read. Yeah.
00:31:47
slimeballsteve
That's interesting.
00:31:47
Joakwin
Penguin episode four.
00:31:51
Joakwin
Yeah, because they're pretty they're pretty they're pretty crazy over there. um Let me let me let me let me. Let me see what if I could find the actual thing. Yeah. OK, the penguin episode four is also the highest ranked of the series and IMDB. Oh, never mind. I guess I thought it said highest. Oh, no, it's one of the highest IMDB ratings for a TV episode ever at nine point five out of 10.
00:32:18
OZ CUMM
What's her name? Christina Maloney? She's gonna win ah gonna wear to the Emmy for this.
00:32:21
Joakwin
Yeah, you think she's going to win an Emmy for this? Yeah.
00:32:23
OZ CUMM
Yes.
00:32:24
Joakwin
She's pretty godlike in this episode.
00:32:27
OZ CUMM
I think it's pretty great. i and She's a great villain. um just I cannot wait for her to butt heads.
00:32:36
Brother Devon
Crack.
00:32:37
Joakwin
Oh, man. Yeah, so it's up there with Succession's final episode and the the episode of Euphoria from the Zendaya episode of Euphoria, which everybody always talks about.
00:32:50
Joakwin
So it's right off there with those two episodes, which I mean, I don't really.
00:32:54
OZ CUMM
no face-off no yeah it sucks so I get it enemies
00:32:57
Joakwin
It says the Penguin has also been a winner of HBO for HBO in general with a series premiere scoring more viewers in a four day period than any other HBO series since the last of us.
00:33:08
Joakwin
so Including House of Drag, House of the Dragon.
00:33:09
Brother Devon
Hey, look at that.
00:33:14
Joakwin
It wouldn't be surprising to see the penguin sweep nominations in multiple enemies um enemy emy categories next year.
00:33:21
slimeballsteve
Man, Chris, I feel like you flipped on a House of Dragons a real hard.
00:33:24
OZ CUMM
Yeah, this season stunk, man.
00:33:26
Joakwin
Yeah, you flipped twice. I thought you you said it was but you said you didn't you didn't want to watch it, and then you said it was all right. It was good.
00:33:32
OZ CUMM
Well, there was, there was a really great fight scene.
00:33:33
Joakwin
Now now it's bad.
00:33:33
Brother Devon
Did season one season one was really good.
00:33:36
OZ CUMM
There was a really great fight scene in it that I liked. That was right from the book and they adapted it really well.
00:33:41
Joakwin
OK.
00:33:41
OZ CUMM
And I was like, okay, here we go. This is the direction the show needs to take.
00:33:44
Joakwin
All right.
00:33:46
OZ CUMM
And they ended up changing a lot and this character rising a lot of characters and got boring.
00:33:53
Joakwin
And that now as a penguin and through as an Oswald Cobblepot enthusiast. How would you rate?
00:34:00
Brother Devon
as a, as a cobble pot head. and
00:34:02
OZ CUMM
Oh, my God.
00:34:02
Joakwin
As a kind as a cobblehead, yeah.
00:34:02
OZ CUMM
Like, let me tell you, this show is a breath of fresh air because I haven't really liked a show on maximum in a good, decent, long time.
00:34:11
Joakwin
Since the since the last of us, probably, right, that's a long time ago.
00:34:13
OZ CUMM
Maybe I'm trying to think like.
00:34:14
Brother Devon
Yeah, probably. Yeah.
00:34:15
slimeballsteve
e
00:34:17
OZ CUMM
I was like, that was the first thing that came up in my mind. But is that really it? Is that? Wow.
00:34:23
Joakwin
Is that really the last good show?
00:34:25
OZ CUMM
That's sad because HBO
00:34:26
Joakwin
I saw Fallout, Fallout was Amazon, right?
00:34:29
slimeballsteve
Yes Yeah, fall it was Amazon
00:34:29
OZ CUMM
Yeah, and
00:34:31
Joakwin
Like that's the last show I remember like really liking watching. I still haven't watched the season, of the late season of The Bear.
00:34:37
slimeballsteve
I feel like Netflix like finds a way to like sneak by. like Every time I'm like, I'm gonna cancel this, they're like, well, watch this. And I'm like, damn it, that is good.
00:34:49
OZ CUMM
Yeah, there's some good stuff on there still. They're still making good stuff. It's just, there's just a sheer amount of nonsense.
00:34:55
slimeballsteve
Yeah.
00:34:57
OZ CUMM
That's, I think you get, everything gets Kind of watered down there in Netflix, like you don't know what's good or not.
00:35:02
Joakwin
Yeah, so so let's I know you guys didn't watch it. Yeah, but I just want to get a couple things out of the way. They changed the Carmine Falcone actor.
00:35:11
Brother Devon
Yeah, it's Mark Strong now, right?
00:35:12
OZ CUMM
Yeah, he's like a younger.
00:35:12
Joakwin
It's this it's Sinestro. It's Sinestro now.
00:35:15
Brother Devon
Yeah.
00:35:15
Joakwin
Isn't that Sinestro from Greenliner?
00:35:15
OZ CUMM
Yeah, yeah, Mark Strong.
00:35:16
Brother Devon
Yeah.
00:35:18
Joakwin
That dude was glowing with aura in this last episode.
00:35:18
OZ CUMM
He's the yeah younger, younger.
00:35:23
OZ CUMM
he
00:35:24
Joakwin
I was I was glued to the screen every time he was on on like just, you know, doing stuff. his fucking glasses, his wardrobe, the way he talked, I was like, um I'm in love with this guy.
00:35:40
Joakwin
Like I like more so than like I don't even remember him being even remotely memorable in the Batman movie. And then in this.
00:35:47
OZ CUMM
Whoa.
00:35:47
Brother Devon
He's pretty decent in the bad man movie, but you know Yeah, he goes I know he ain't no red I'm not telling you nothing Yeah, he was Catwoman's dad father He's a create he's a creep in the movie is he creeping the show
00:35:50
Joakwin
Yeah, but in the.
00:35:50
OZ CUMM
He wasn't in it much.
00:35:51
Joakwin
Yeah, yeah, that's the thing, I guess he wasn't really he just fucking just dies in the show in the movie or whatever.
00:35:57
OZ CUMM
Yeah, he like he's at the funeral.
00:35:59
Joakwin
Yeah. Oh, yeah, yeah, he was yeah, he was the main story for him.
00:36:04
OZ CUMM
It's a cow.
00:36:05
Joakwin
For ah for Catwoman, so. Yeah.
00:36:10
Joakwin
Yeah, but.
00:36:10
OZ CUMM
But he's creepy.
00:36:10
Joakwin
um But he is a dude.
00:36:11
OZ CUMM
He's a real creep.
00:36:15
OZ CUMM
Yeah, oh yeah.
00:36:15
Joakwin
Yeah, yeah, but he's got aura, Devin.
00:36:18
Brother Devon
Dude, you know, it sounds like you're explaining Diddy.
00:36:20
Joakwin
He's got aura, Devin. No, no, no, it's not Diddy, it's not like that.
00:36:24
Brother Devon
It's pretty, but he's got aura.
00:36:26
Joakwin
No, no, no, no, no, it's nothing like that.
00:36:26
Brother Devon
All right. All right.
00:36:29
Joakwin
Nah, nah, dude, he's he's he's he's awesome.
00:36:32
Brother Devon
Yeah. No, dude.
00:36:33
Joakwin
he's like ah he's He's really interesting, at the same least.
00:36:35
Brother Devon
Listen, I'm gonna tell you this right now. I'm gonna watch it. She ain't stopping me.
00:36:38
Joakwin
Just watch it right now. Let's just watch it right now, together.
00:36:42
Brother Devon
Can't stop me.
00:36:43
Joakwin
Let's just watch it on Discord together right now, fuck it.
00:36:45
Brother Devon
God, she stopped me. Got yelled at.
00:36:48
slimeballsteve
She cut the cord to the box.
00:36:49
Brother Devon
She cut the fucking cord, bro. Oh shit.
00:36:53
OZ CUMM
Oh, well, I did watch it. I watched a movie, but that's for Galania and I watched
00:36:56
Brother Devon
Yeah. Okay.
00:36:58
slimeballsteve
Mm.
00:36:58
Brother Devon
All right. I know.
00:36:59
Joakwin
Oh yeah, you were talking about the Terrifier one, was it? ah'll Give me a gross grossness scale, one to five. Five being like you almost threw up. One being you've seen it all before.
00:37:11
OZ CUMM
Um, let me give it a three for one kill in particular.
00:37:11
Joakwin
For the first Terrifier movie.
00:37:15
Joakwin
Whoa.
00:37:18
Joakwin
OK, so there was there's one there's one really.
00:37:20
OZ CUMM
There is, there's one.
00:37:23
Joakwin
Pretty, pretty gross. OK, OK, OK, OK.
00:37:25
OZ CUMM
Yeah. Yeah. One, one that's effective, but like the rest of it, he uses a gun a lot.
00:37:28
Joakwin
OK.
00:37:31
Joakwin
Because I'll tell you, dude, Sam and I almost, ah we almost, because just because the Joker was getting such bad reviews, because we we want to see the Joker today, we almost pulled an audible and went to go see the Terrifier 3 instead.
00:37:33
Brother Devon
It doesn't really.
00:37:34
OZ CUMM
Yeah. I don't like it. I don't like it.
00:37:44
Brother Devon
Whoa.
00:37:47
Joakwin
But we met we didn't see the other two, so.
00:37:47
OZ CUMM
Well, I will tell you, it was, it was very boring. Like just there's, there's so every scene is so drawn out.
00:37:52
Joakwin
OK.
00:37:56
OZ CUMM
It needs, it needs to be edited down.
00:37:56
Joakwin
What did the Terrifier 1 even get?
00:37:58
Joakwin
Like, how did that do in Rotten Tomatoes?
00:38:00
OZ CUMM
I think I looked at it was like a 60, 60%, I think, or 50 something around there.
00:38:02
Joakwin
70 74 under a terrifier three is people are just sickos and they like like fucking gore porn Yeah, Terrifier 160 Terrifier to 86 Terrifier 3 is 75
00:38:14
OZ CUMM
Well, I think a lot of people.
00:38:18
OZ CUMM
Which is crazy to me.
00:38:19
Brother Devon
Well.
00:38:21
OZ CUMM
Because the story in Terrifier 1, there isn't one, first off.
00:38:25
Brother Devon
Yeah, it's just, he just.
00:38:26
OZ CUMM
It doesn't exist. It's just him like wandering around, seeing people he wants to kill and killing them. like it's he
00:38:35
Joakwin
is he Is he an interesting character, though?
00:38:36
OZ CUMM
it's It's like a way less interesting version of ah ah in a violent nature. like way Way less interesting.
00:38:43
Joakwin
Like, what is like what is he?
00:38:43
Brother Devon
me
00:38:44
Joakwin
Is he just? Is he like?
00:38:46
OZ CUMM
he's just He's just the psychotic mime man who carries around a trash bag full of rusty weapons.
00:38:46
Joakwin
um does he have spec Does he have superpowers?
00:38:49
Brother Devon
Wait, Chris. Chris, I do have a.
00:38:54
OZ CUMM
no And he's resilient, like he comes back, but there's really no explanation for that.
00:38:55
Joakwin
Like, what is but is his deal?
00:39:01
OZ CUMM
He just comes back.
00:39:03
Joakwin
So he's like Michael Myers, basically.
00:39:05
OZ CUMM
He shot himself in the head and he came back in the morgue.
00:39:09
Joakwin
So he's like Michael Myers, basically.
00:39:10
OZ CUMM
ah Yeah, sure.
00:39:11
Brother Devon
Yeah, but a cooler version, dude.
00:39:14
slimeballsteve
Cooler, oh my goodness.
00:39:14
Joakwin
Because he's a clown, because he's a clown.
00:39:16
OZ CUMM
Well, he does.
00:39:16
Brother Devon
yeah the
00:39:17
slimeballsteve
I feel like Art the Clown, just like his whole aesthetic is like, it's too much. It's too much, it's over the top.
00:39:22
OZ CUMM
Yeah, it's over the top. It's over the top 100 percent.
00:39:25
Brother Devon
I mean, yeah, I'll be honest. That's kind of it's it's like it's just shocked by you.
00:39:29
OZ CUMM
I guess that's what people want.
00:39:30
Brother Devon
And that's why I never got attached. Like, that's why I never felt the need to see it.
00:39:35
OZ CUMM
Well, that's the thing. The thing about horror movies, if you don't make interesting characters to surround the killer, then you don't care. about them dying. And then you don't ultimately don't really care about the movie unless there are some really creative kills and interesting plot, you know, interesting set pieces.
00:39:52
Brother Devon
Yeah.
00:39:53
slimeballsteve
Hmm.
00:39:56
OZ CUMM
If there's not any of that, which are but which Terrifier doesn't really have outside of one, it's just boring.
00:39:57
Brother Devon
But yeah, it is.
00:40:04
OZ CUMM
It's a boring movie.
00:40:04
Brother Devon
It is interesting, though, that they're like still kind of like fondly thought of because I'm just like, I don't get it. I don't know.
00:40:14
slimeballsteve
Yeah.
00:40:15
OZ CUMM
I think it's for kids. I think it's like, it's like 100%.
00:40:18
Brother Devon
It's for like, like 15 year olds that sneak in type of. Okay.
00:40:22
OZ CUMM
Like it's, it's one of those movies that you shouldn't see. And I think that's why it's built up such an attraction. It's like Friday the 13th or any of those other slashers.
00:40:33
Brother Devon
Yeah.
00:40:33
slimeballsteve
Yeah, I think, you know, you're growing up like back in the day, like it's interesting. I feel like back in the day, um it was kind of easier. You would go to like the movie store, you go to like Blockbuster and like you would see the horror wall.
00:40:49
slimeballsteve
And those were like the movies that like you weren't allowed to see when you were a kid. And so like you kind of had like a whole tapestry. But nowadays you don't really have that. So I think people are like, look at the clown.
00:41:01
slimeballsteve
Look at him.
00:41:01
OZ CUMM
Yeah, well, that's the thing.
00:41:01
slimeballsteve
He looks like he looks like a real creep.
00:41:04
OZ CUMM
I think the visuals matter because if you can share an image on like Discord or something of Art the Clown, if you just show his face, he's pretty terrifying looking.
00:41:10
slimeballsteve
Mm.
00:41:15
slimeballsteve
Yeah.
00:41:15
OZ CUMM
Like the makeup is pretty good.
00:41:15
Brother Devon
Yeah.
00:41:16
Joakwin
Yeah, he's terrifying.
00:41:17
OZ CUMM
He's the Terrifier.
00:41:18
slimeballsteve
They're firing.
00:41:19
OZ CUMM
who
00:41:20
Joakwin
Yeah, did and he said it.
00:41:21
OZ CUMM
ah His facial makeup looks cool.
00:41:22
Joakwin
He said the thing.
00:41:25
OZ CUMM
Like his general aesthetic looks interesting. It's just the movie itself isn't and the characters aren't and he isn't as a character like.
00:41:31
slimeballsteve
Mm hmm.
00:41:36
OZ CUMM
It's just the it's just the collection of effects showcases. Yeah, that's what it kind of is and like it really gives a disservice to that when you just have them shoot people.
00:41:48
OZ CUMM
That's that's the thing I don't get.
00:41:49
slimeballsteve
Is that what he does, he just shoots people?
00:41:51
OZ CUMM
Yeah, he's got a gun and he's like he shoots a girl in her stomach and runs out of bullets and he wanders over to an office. finds another clip puts it in wanders back then shoots her like five times in the face and just stands there silently like it's ah yeah it's a personality type there's a personality type that is definitely attracted to just this mindless killing
00:42:09
slimeballsteve
I feel like these are movies for red flags.
00:42:16
slimeballsteve
That might be, that might be like a thing, but like, this is like, if if somebody's super into this, yeah.
00:42:26
OZ CUMM
And I'm not that I need something. I need something. Right. And it's.
00:42:33
slimeballsteve
Give me some creativity, come on.
00:42:34
OZ CUMM
Yeah, there's there's none of that. And I i really hope the next one's better because I got to watch it anyway. But like this, this was I fell asleep halfway through.
00:42:47
OZ CUMM
I rarely do that. That is so right. Even even if I'm bone tired.
00:42:52
slimeballsteve
We still here?
00:42:53
OZ CUMM
Yeah.
00:42:54
Brother Devon
ah Yeah, yeah, I think Chris chris just robo doubt I can You're like I rarely roll that when sound like I Yeah, honestly it was
00:42:54
slimeballsteve
Okay, sorry. Yeah, I lost a little audio on you, Chris.
00:42:57
Joakwin
Yeah.
00:42:58
OZ CUMM
Oh really?
00:42:58
slimeballsteve
It sounded like you fell asleep talking about the Terrifier.
00:43:02
OZ CUMM
o
00:43:03
Joakwin
There.
00:43:05
Joakwin
Did you.
00:43:06
OZ CUMM
i ah Yeah, i don't I never really fall asleep in a movie.
00:43:06
Joakwin
ah
00:43:11
OZ CUMM
That's me.
00:43:12
Joakwin
Devon, did you watch or are you going to watch smile, too, because that's getting good reviews right now.
00:43:18
OZ CUMM
I think it's simile too, if I remember the pronunciation.
00:43:21
Joakwin
Simulants.
00:43:21
Brother Devon
just simile the twos and front
00:43:24
Joakwin
Well, hottie hottie toddies and it Naomi Scott Scotty.
00:43:24
Brother Devon
um
00:43:28
Brother Devon
yeah ah Yeah, no, I honestly I do want to see it. um I was curious if anyone else wanted to see it for them.
00:43:36
Joakwin
I never watched so the first one.
00:43:38
Brother Devon
It was a good watch man. I watched it like.
00:43:40
OZ CUMM
I watched the first one, but I'm avoiding the second one.
00:43:44
Joakwin
Did you like did you not like the first one, Chris?
00:43:46
OZ CUMM
Not really. I'm not a big fan. I don't know.
00:43:48
Brother Devon
I liked it.
00:43:48
OZ CUMM
I wasn't.
00:43:49
Joakwin
You don't like people smiling?
00:43:51
OZ CUMM
It's not that it just got kind of repetitive after a while.
00:43:54
Brother Devon
I thought it was pretty effective. we And granted, I will say this. I watched it by myself at night, like in my empty apartment.
00:44:02
Joakwin
were Were you creeped out? Were you creeped out?
00:44:04
Brother Devon
I i got creeped out, dude. I officially got creeped out.
00:44:07
Joakwin
Because I got creeped out. I told you guys about this, but on the way home from long legs because of the thunderstorm and shit.
00:44:13
Brother Devon
Yeah.
00:44:14
Joakwin
I was like, oh, my God, is Nicholas Cage in the back of my car?
00:44:15
OZ CUMM
Oh, that whole experience was pretty creepy and unnerving.
00:44:17
Joakwin
Is he going to kill me? And.
00:44:21
OZ CUMM
So that stuck with me for a bit.
00:44:21
Joakwin
Yeah. Until the other people that watch the movie kind of kind of ruined it for us.
00:44:26
OZ CUMM
That was funny.
00:44:29
Joakwin
Because they hated it.
00:44:30
Brother Devon
Oh, yeah.
00:44:30
Joakwin
They weren't it they weren't into the vibes.
00:44:31
Brother Devon
Did you hate it to you?
00:44:33
Joakwin
You guys hate it too.
00:44:35
slimeballsteve
Is that what they said?
00:44:35
Brother Devon
Church? Yeah.
00:44:36
OZ CUMM
Oh, absolutely.
00:44:37
Joakwin
You guys want to go to wall wall.
00:44:37
slimeballsteve
That's so funny.
00:44:38
Brother Devon
Do you guys think it was an abortion to or whatever the fuck they said?
00:44:39
slimeballsteve
I think I'm gonna do water.
00:44:41
Joakwin
Yeah, what the fuck.
00:44:42
slimeballsteve
Ew.
00:44:43
OZ CUMM
Now those people, those people were Terrifier people.
00:44:44
Joakwin
ah
00:44:46
slimeballsteve
Oh, 1000%.
00:44:46
Brother Devon
Yeah, yeah, yeah. They were like, why didn't you start the clown did like ah what?
00:44:52
OZ CUMM
He's got that trash bag full of weapons.
00:44:52
Joakwin
Oh, yeah, those guys were definitely was were definitely definitely terrifying people.
00:44:54
OZ CUMM
Why didn't he have that?
00:44:55
Brother Devon
Yeah.
00:44:58
Brother Devon
yeah
00:44:59
OZ CUMM
Trash bag full of weapons. that i part That part I do like.
00:45:01
Brother Devon
Yeah, but I, I, I do, I, I do want to, it was like, why not?
00:45:05
Joakwin
OK.
00:45:06
Brother Devon
Right.
00:45:08
Joakwin
ah
00:45:08
OZ CUMM
I'd rather see the substance if that's still in theaters.
00:45:08
Brother Devon
Why not?
00:45:12
OZ CUMM
I don't even know if it is though.
00:45:13
Brother Devon
Yeah.
00:45:13
Joakwin
Who's in the substance?
00:45:13
Brother Devon
I would totally see this up never did, you know, it never wanted to dude.
00:45:16
Joakwin
I thought you guys watched that.
00:45:16
OZ CUMM
Demi Moore No, never did. I don't know if it's still in and quality Margaret Margaret quality
00:45:21
Joakwin
What's that about? What's it about?
00:45:24
Brother Devon
Uh, it's, it's like a body heart. So it's with, uh, it's Demi Moore, right?
00:45:29
Joakwin
Body horror? ah Why?
00:45:33
Brother Devon
Yeah, I don't think it's like, I don't know. It's basically like ah an aging actress who somehow takes a drug that makes her young again. And then she like wakes up the next morning and she's Margaret Qualley and.
00:45:47
OZ CUMM
It's the second best Randy Quaid.
00:45:52
Brother Devon
Yeah, let us Randy Quaid performance.
00:45:52
Joakwin
Randy Quaid.
00:45:55
Brother Devon
First one Independence Day.
00:45:57
OZ CUMM
It's the second best Dennis Quaid movie next to Reagan that came out this year.
00:46:02
Joakwin
Reagan, that was good.
00:46:03
OZ CUMM
Oh man, that was great.
00:46:06
Joakwin
Are you being sarcastic?
00:46:06
OZ CUMM
You guys didn't understand it, but I did.
00:46:09
Joakwin
OK, I was going to say. OK, so what you're saying is the bar is low already, OK?
00:46:12
OZ CUMM
I didn't see Reagan. i but Barzlow, Barzlow.
00:46:18
Joakwin
OK, for that is Queen movies.
00:46:21
Brother Devon
Yeah, I mean.
00:46:21
OZ CUMM
I mean, there's some good, there's some hitters, Dennis Quaid's filmography. Reagan is a one of them. Actually, I didn't see it.
00:46:28
Joakwin
OK.
00:46:31
OZ CUMM
You guys could put that on my March Madness list.
00:46:34
Brother Devon
Reagan.
00:46:35
OZ CUMM
Yeah, cause I, that's, that's a biopic.
00:46:36
Brother Devon
Sounds like excuse so you can watch Reagan. I'm not going to lie.
00:46:39
OZ CUMM
I know I'm going to hate that movie.
00:46:40
slimeballsteve
Chris is always asking us to recommend him, Reagan.
00:46:43
OZ CUMM
I'm just giving you guys pointers here.
00:46:45
slimeballsteve
You're like a movie vampire.
00:46:45
Joakwin
We're going to wait. we're we're We're still tossing around ideas for March. battle We only got a few months now.
00:46:51
Brother Devon
Yeah.
00:46:51
slimeballsteve
Y'all and Tim were talking and getting a little crazy, let me just say.
00:46:52
Joakwin
But um keep keep this he pissing me off. Keep pissing me off, Chris.
00:46:56
slimeballsteve
What if what if we had to watch the bad movies as well with Chris?
00:46:57
Joakwin
and maybe
00:46:59
slimeballsteve
like Dude, I'm throwing a i'm throwing a landmine Chris' way and I'm running away.
00:47:07
Brother Devon
Yeah, no, I agree.
00:47:07
Joakwin
I was gonna say, I was gonna say, keep it up.
00:47:08
Brother Devon
i' like
00:47:08
OZ CUMM
Well, that that you know, it'd be really funny if I trick you all over at Christmas party or something at a March some sort of party in Mart see guys would never be able to come over my house March because I could trick you into watching one of the movies you you're making me watch
00:47:15
slimeballsteve
Mm.
00:47:22
Brother Devon
You, you rat ass dude.
00:47:23
slimeballsteve
That's true. that's Well, here's the thing. How about we? So I do like the idea, but what if we factor in the person who had the least picks from Galani has to watch an assorted Galani, quote unquote, collection?
00:47:38
Brother Devon
Mmm.
00:47:38
OZ CUMM
Oh, no, no. Why don't I i'd say simplify it more?
00:47:40
Joakwin
Yeah, and it'll be called it'll be called ah it'll be called galani and kill All of them last place in the last place I Guess we'll have to look at the records
00:47:43
slimeballsteve
Ooh.
00:47:44
Brother Devon
think
00:47:44
OZ CUMM
I'll simplify it more. You have to watch the movies with me. Whoever didn't who scored the lowest watches the the movies. The March Madness movies. Yeah.
00:47:55
OZ CUMM
All right. Who came in last week?
00:48:01
OZ CUMM
You don't have to watch it with me, but you have to watch.
00:48:02
slimeballsteve
Well, we'll say it, we're talking about a future one, a future one.
00:48:04
OZ CUMM
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
00:48:05
slimeballsteve
I'm not looking in the past, I'm looking for the ah prime.
00:48:08
OZ CUMM
Yeah, yeah,
00:48:09
Joakwin
and we'll We'll figure it out. We'll we'll get we'll pow wow one night ah ah What might be what might end up being on a on a March madness at some point and Devin you you may ah agree you may disagree with me here is a Joker foie gras part two Whatever that you kind of you kind of know that the movie is gonna be bad when it gives it a fucking French subtitle that just means part two
00:48:13
Brother Devon
Yeah.
00:48:13
slimeballsteve
Just recommend more Terrifier movies for Chris.
00:48:23
OZ CUMM
oh interesting.
00:48:24
Brother Devon
Oh, yeah.
00:48:26
slimeballsteve
Mmm. One cry.
00:48:29
Brother Devon
fagwa Yeah. Yeah. So.
00:48:39
Joakwin
in French or whatever it is.
00:48:39
slimeballsteve
Folle, I do, I'm sorry.
00:48:41
OZ CUMM
Well, they ah do for the folly of two.
00:48:42
slimeballsteve
All Out Boy did it better.
00:48:46
Joakwin
For the idea, what does that even mean?
00:48:48
OZ CUMM
That is a a ah mental a mental disability where two people suffer the same hallucinations and illness.
00:48:48
Brother Devon
Yeah.
00:48:55
Joakwin
Oh.
00:48:56
Brother Devon
Well, it was a movie.
00:48:58
Joakwin
I thought I actually thought it just meant part two in French.
00:49:00
Brother Devon
exactly
00:49:02
OZ CUMM
Oh, no, no, no, no, it's a it's like ah I think it's a real psychology term.
00:49:06
Joakwin
ah Yeah, know it is, I just looked it up.
00:49:08
slimeballsteve
I mean, if it was called Joker Part D.
00:49:08
Joakwin
Shared psychosis.
00:49:12
Brother Devon
Yeah, so how'd you feel about it, babyally John?
00:49:13
Joakwin
um They are transmitted from one individual to another. I mean, OK, so I went in knowing that a lot of people really hated it.
00:49:25
Brother Devon
Same, same.
00:49:26
Joakwin
Right. So the the expectations were already pretty low. So I thought that maybe like it would have been all right. You know, like it would have been OK. And the movie is like Movies kind of just there like it's not it's definitely not a good movie by any stretch of by any stretch at all.
00:49:46
Joakwin
But um is it like the worst movie I've ever seen?
00:49:46
Brother Devon
Right.
00:49:50
Joakwin
No, I don't think so. Did a lot of stuff just not make any sense to me? Yes, to the to the extent of Bo is afraid, which is kind of weird because it's also walking in Phoenix.
00:50:04
Joakwin
No, but also was it as entertaining? As Bo is afraid, absolutely not. So like ah like that's like the movie I'm comparing it to directly.
00:50:16
Joakwin
Because that's another movie that like you know everybody just just thinks it's bad.
00:50:19
OZ CUMM
Now i've i've heard I've heard people say that that this film hates the fans of the first movie.
00:50:22
Joakwin
you know
00:50:28
OZ CUMM
Would you say that's true?
00:50:28
Joakwin
Yeah, and and and no no and and I hear that, Chris. And that kind of makes me like it a little bit. Because it's almost like no, because it's almost like because you you know a lot of the discourse around the first movie was like, oh, man, now, like, you know, they're fucking glorifying like mental illness.
00:50:37
Brother Devon
ah
00:50:48
Joakwin
ah They're glorifying it to the point where like people are going to think it's OK to to to be like this, you know, like that.
00:50:55
OZ CUMM
Sure.
00:50:55
Joakwin
That's that's what a lot of people, a lot of, you know, outsiders issues were.
00:50:58
OZ CUMM
A valid, a valid criticism.
00:51:00
Joakwin
It's a very valid criticism. Right. And then, like, that's the thing is like people are just going to be joker now, like, it's gonna be like the whole Punisher thing where like did they they didn't get it. They didn't get it to the point where like, it's kind of like a mirror of the society of Gotham City in the movie where like all these people are like putting Joker on a pedestal, and like trying to be like him and blah, blah, blah.
00:51:21
Joakwin
And that's not really how it should be, right?
00:51:23
slimeballsteve
Yeah, it's this it's the same audience that a Clockwork Orange people where they watch it and they're like, oh, well, it's the large bro.
00:51:24
Joakwin
That's kind of how real life is.
00:51:27
Joakwin
Right, exactly.
00:51:30
OZ CUMM
we're where literally took that movie out of theaters because of that.
00:51:30
Joakwin
In this movie,
00:51:31
slimeballsteve
And you're like, what?
00:51:35
slimeballsteve
Hmm.
00:51:36
OZ CUMM
He's like, fuck these people.
00:51:36
Joakwin
Yeah, and instead, instead of doing that, Todd Phillips just made a second movie where they just throw everything in fucking toilet and just completely.
00:51:44
OZ CUMM
See, that's where I i've read the ending.
00:51:46
Joakwin
They completely washed that character.
00:51:49
OZ CUMM
Like I read the spoiler and I'm like, you know, if that's what he's trying to say, this is not a terrible ending.
00:51:58
Joakwin
It's not it's not a terrible concept, right? It's not a terrible concept.
00:52:00
OZ CUMM
No, no, conceptually reading it.
00:52:01
Joakwin
and Right, right, right, right, right, right.
00:52:02
OZ CUMM
I was like, okay, like I get it.
00:52:04
Joakwin
Right. And if like if that and if that is the intention with this, like that's kind of cool. Like that, I'm down. It's just that the movie itself, like as a product is just like.
00:52:16
Joakwin
I don't know, man, like it's like I kind of get the whole like it's not a musical, but it is because it is definitely is a musical. But what sucks is like it's not it's not it's not good at being a musical.
00:52:25
Brother Devon
It's not good.
00:52:28
Joakwin
You know, so it's almost like it's like it struggles with
00:52:29
Brother Devon
Yeah.
00:52:33
Joakwin
Do we want to go full musical? Do we not? And then they don't really go full musical.
00:52:37
Brother Devon
It struggles with being entertaining. I mean, it's a big problem.
00:52:41
Joakwin
Yeah, that's the thing, too. And it's not just like Sadcore, like the first movie, it's not just like, you know, like sad porn, you know, like where everything is depressing because it's not even I don't even feel that bad for him in this movie.
00:52:49
Brother Devon
Yeah.
00:52:55
Joakwin
And maybe that was the intent as well, because because the first movie like that's
00:52:58
slimeballsteve
Mm.
00:52:59
OZ CUMM
Well, I think sometimes when you make a movie where you're denigrating either the fans or the previous film, you tend to get caught up in just not caring as much, I think, because you're like, oh, well, fuck what I just made.
00:53:01
Joakwin
An issue of the movie is like you kind of feel bad for him and like that's the Joker like you shouldn't feel bad for him, you know, I don't know.
00:53:21
Joakwin
Right, right.
00:53:25
OZ CUMM
this is just like oh fuck everybody who liked it it's very cynical and it's I think very yeah transparent you know like you could see the director which is not a good thing all the time sometimes it works
00:53:39
Joakwin
Yeah.
00:53:42
Joakwin
There's just there's just things in the movie that don't make any sense to me. Like, did you feel that way, too, Devin? Like, there's like holes in the movie.
00:53:51
Brother Devon
Yeah. I mean, like, I mean, we can.
00:53:53
Joakwin
Do you guys care about spoilers?
00:53:56
OZ CUMM
Not really.
00:53:56
slimeballsteve
Go nuts.
00:53:57
slimeballsteve
Go nuts.
00:53:57
Joakwin
I mean, you already you already read it.
00:53:57
slimeballsteve
If you guys don't want to be spoiled, don't listen.
00:53:57
OZ CUMM
I don't...
00:53:57
Brother Devon
Yeah.
00:53:59
Joakwin
You already read the spoil.
00:54:00
OZ CUMM
Yeah, I don't care.
00:54:01
Joakwin
I mean, if you really care that much about being spoiled for this movie, then fuck you. Like, I don't know.
00:54:07
Brother Devon
the
00:54:08
Joakwin
Like you can't like, you know, like, yeah, that are you one of those fucking dudes that has a fucking Joaquin Phoenix Joker tattoo face on your arm?
00:54:09
Brother Devon
Fuck you.
00:54:17
Joakwin
Then, you know, like that's cool. um You probably already saw it already. That's the last thing. Like if if you really cared, you probably would have seen it by now, but.
00:54:26
slimeballsteve
I feel like the people who care the most probably didn't see it.
00:54:29
OZ CUMM
Yeah, I know. Right.
00:54:31
Joakwin
Because of what because of what people are saying about it.
00:54:31
OZ CUMM
The people.
00:54:33
slimeballsteve
Yeah, yeah. This is weird because this movie has done something that I have never seen before. The critics score is exactly the same as the audience score.
00:54:40
Joakwin
What do you mean?
00:54:40
OZ CUMM
Well.
00:54:43
Joakwin
Oh, the same as the audience score.
00:54:44
OZ CUMM
Oh, I I think I know, I think I kind of know what's going on.
00:54:45
slimeballsteve
32, 32.
00:54:50
OZ CUMM
I think Joker, the last film's mass appeal was with non people that weren't interested in comic movies, weren't interested in Joker even before this movie came out.
00:55:02
OZ CUMM
And now what get what is driving them to the audience, to the theater? It's not interest in Joker. It's interest in what the Joker was, that movie, you know, ah like a commentary of society and all that.
00:55:12
slimeballsteve
Right.
00:55:17
OZ CUMM
So when Mackett's tossed out and there's this kind of cynical musical that isn't that, I think that same audience is not interested and they're not going to be.
00:55:27
slimeballsteve
It's it's interesting when you guys are talking about how like it feels like it's a movie that's ashamed of its first like its roots in the first movie.
00:55:34
Joakwin
That's what it feels like. Yeah, like it's trying to like it's trying to erase whatever validity. The first movie accidentally ended up having having, you know, like, I don't know.
00:55:45
Joakwin
It's it's almost like Todd Phillips knows that he fucked up by making like, you know, I don't know.
00:55:49
Brother Devon
So, but I think it was also Todd Phillips. I think a lot of this movie is his fault because this movie has a budget.
00:55:56
Joakwin
This one, the second one.
00:55:57
Brother Devon
Yeah. The first movie we had a budget of like 60 million, right?
00:56:01
slimeballsteve
Mm hmm.
00:56:02
Brother Devon
This movie has a budget of like 200 million and it looks good, right? It's like it's shot. Well, by and large, the acting's good, but it's like you
00:56:13
Joakwin
they had the They had the created studio sets that they they looked very expensive for or what what counts to be like 10 minutes total the of the whole movie.
00:56:17
Brother Devon
Yeah, but like, you know, like this. Yeah, but like I also heard and read somewhere that this movie didn't undergo um screeners.
00:56:30
Joakwin
Yeah, do you do you think there's a reason why? why Like, do you think he knew?
00:56:32
Brother Devon
Yeah, i well, I think Todd Phillips was basically like, I'm going to do this. And if I am because one, Todd Phillips had a lot of power in this, right? He's like, I just made you a fucking billion, like a billion dollar movie.
00:56:45
Brother Devon
If I'm doing the sequel, I get to do whatever I want, which means no screen testing, no this, no that, like I get full control. And this movie just kind of seems like no one was able to really tell this guy no. And it's just like meandering. It's boring. It's nonsensical. ah Like John said, there's.
00:57:08
Brother Devon
It's a musical, but not. And when it even is musical, it's not really good because I think he said, I think he was like, I want all singing to be done on set. And like Joaquin Phoenix is not a good singer.
00:57:22
Brother Devon
And I get that's kind of the point, but it's never, but it's just like, it's just like if
00:57:24
Joakwin
I mean he wasn't that bad either, like he wasn't like terrible. He wasn't like fucking um Emma Watson in Beauty and the Beast, he was actually bad.
00:57:32
Brother Devon
Sure. But I'm just saying it's not like he's just like, I'm going to tell a joke. Like it's just it's that it's him doing that. And he's just in a room and it's a lot of like raspy whispering singing.
00:57:47
Brother Devon
And it's just not very interesting.
00:57:48
Joakwin
Yeah.
00:57:48
OZ CUMM
this This sounds very, very self-indulgent.
00:57:51
Brother Devon
It's super self-indulgent.
00:57:52
slimeballsteve
Mm.
00:57:54
Brother Devon
And then just. Yeah, you know, the big decision spoilers spoilers. So if you really do care, just skip. I don't know. Fucking five minutes ahead.
00:58:05
Joakwin
Well, hold on, before you go to that, you're talking about the end and the and the court, the trial.
00:58:06
Brother Devon
OK. Well, I was just talking about basically like, yeah, like the the trial where.
00:58:11
Joakwin
Yeah, before that, like, let's let's go through the Lady Gaga stuff, because that's some of that shit just doesn't make any sense to me.
00:58:12
Brother Devon
OK.
00:58:17
Brother Devon
Yeah.
00:58:18
Joakwin
um So apparently this is what happens.
00:58:19
Brother Devon
Sure.
00:58:22
Joakwin
Like, yeah this is all revealed later.
00:58:24
Brother Devon
Yeah.
00:58:25
Joakwin
But apparently Harley Quinzel or Lee.
00:58:28
Brother Devon
fle Yeah.
00:58:28
Joakwin
ah Plants herself in a mental institution at Arkham, I guess.
00:58:33
Brother Devon
Mm hmm.
00:58:34
Joakwin
with the hopes of meeting Arthur Fleck, even though he's staying at, I guess that's Blackgate, right? He's staying in prison.
00:58:42
Brother Devon
Yeah, like it's like their next.
00:58:42
Joakwin
He's not even in, he's not even in Arkham.
00:58:44
Brother Devon
It's basically like the two buildings are next to each other, I think.
00:58:45
Joakwin
Yeah, he's not even in the mental, right? He's not even like, a like he's not even um like an inpatient at at the at the at the mental institution where she is hoping to see him.
00:58:53
Brother Devon
Officially in Arkham, yeah.
00:58:58
Joakwin
It's just by chance they walk by each other because he's, His lawyer's trying to get a case for him to, to you know, to, you know, a ah plea of insanity or whatever, why he murdered everybody.
00:59:04
Brother Devon
yeah
00:59:08
slimeballsteve
Thank you.
00:59:11
Joakwin
And then his his guard dude, like, hooks him up with the music class that Lady Gaga's in, and then they meet.
00:59:25
Joakwin
So then she tells him this whole thing, like, she murdered her dad and stuff, and like, he loves it. But then it's revealed later that she lied. She's like she's a rich girl that just is obsessed with him.
00:59:32
Brother Devon
ye
00:59:37
Joakwin
So she lied to to in the off chance that she might meet him.
00:59:38
Brother Devon
Um,
00:59:41
Joakwin
That's why she put herself in the hospital.
00:59:41
Brother Devon
Brendan Gleason plays, plays the main guard, by the way, which cool.
00:59:45
Joakwin
Yeah, Jackie.
00:59:47
Brother Devon
Yeah.
00:59:47
Joakwin
Cool. Great singer.
00:59:47
Brother Devon
Jackie.
00:59:48
Joakwin
He's he's a good singer.
00:59:49
Brother Devon
Yeah.
00:59:50
Joakwin
He was amazing.
00:59:50
Brother Devon
Brendan Gleason rules. Yeah.
00:59:52
Joakwin
um Yeah, so like that stuff is like whatever. So they meet, they fall in love or whatever. And then um something happens where she They're together watching a movie.
01:00:04
Joakwin
She like lights a room on fire. And they they like kind of pseudo almost escape. And they dance. And and then she checks herself out of the institution. But then she meets up with him.
01:00:14
Brother Devon
Well, she says she tells him. Well, she tells him that he's she's leaving because he's a bad influence on her.
01:00:17
Joakwin
So she, she.
01:00:23
Brother Devon
And as the viewer, you're like, that doesn't make you don't just that's not how this work.
01:00:24
Joakwin
Yeah.
01:00:26
Joakwin
Yeah, that doesn't make any sense. Yeah.
01:00:28
Brother Devon
Yeah. But then you do find out that she just checked herself in and then she just checked herself out.
01:00:30
Joakwin
so
01:00:35
Joakwin
Yeah, yeah, yeah. No, but like the the one hole that doesn't really make any sense to me is she ends up meeting him in his cell later. She said the guards let her in and then they they have sex in the jail cell.
01:00:46
Brother Devon
Yeah.
01:00:49
Joakwin
And then later on, she reveals that she's pregnant.
01:00:49
Brother Devon
Mm hmm.
01:00:52
Brother Devon
Yeah.
01:00:52
Joakwin
It doesn't make any sense to me.
01:00:53
OZ CUMM
Yikes.
01:00:54
Joakwin
Yeah, like it's almost like it's kind of like for so like she's just like, but like that's the thing I don't know.
01:00:54
Brother Devon
yeah
01:00:56
OZ CUMM
Sounds like a fucking soap opera.
01:00:59
Joakwin
Like I don't know if if it's all in his head or.
01:01:02
Brother Devon
Well, so I think ah basically because at that point you're like, yeah, you're like, that doesn't make sense. But I think basically she paid him off like she just paid the guard so she can convince him of yourself.
01:01:13
Joakwin
Oh, so i got okay I guess that makes sense because she's rich or whatever.
01:01:16
Brother Devon
And that might also kind of sort of explain why she like maybe they don't explicitly state this. Right. But it's like maybe she paid Jackie to bring him to the singing class.
01:01:29
Brother Devon
mate They don't really go that deep into it. But I'm just like, I'm trying to use my like, I don't know, just use but logic there.
01:01:35
Joakwin
Yeah, I guess.
01:01:38
Brother Devon
But yeah, she said she's pregnant and spoiled.
01:01:39
Joakwin
But also, but
01:01:42
Joakwin
But that doesn't, yeah, but none of this yeah none of this stuff like kind of none of this stuff really explains her motives behind all of this.
01:01:42
Brother Devon
That doesn't go anywhere.
01:01:49
Joakwin
like What is the point of it all?
01:01:51
Brother Devon
Yeah, for like having second billing, she's like barely as character.
01:01:51
Joakwin
like
01:01:56
Joakwin
Yeah, she's not yet.
01:01:57
Brother Devon
Like.
01:01:57
Joakwin
And like I kind of wanted, like you know, oh I'm like, yeah.
01:02:00
OZ CUMM
Why I read I read somewhere that the courtroom drama does take up a lot of time because case
01:02:05
Brother Devon
It does. But like it's it's not that it threatens to be interesting, I'd say. um But yeah.
01:02:16
Joakwin
Yeah, so then let's get to the big reveal because this is like the crux of the whole the whole movie is.
01:02:21
Brother Devon
Yeah.
01:02:23
Joakwin
um Well, what happens is what happens is he this is this is kind of crazy.
01:02:23
Brother Devon
Yeah, so yeah.
01:02:28
Joakwin
It's kind of ridiculous. It's so bad. So what happens is he ends up going crazy during the trial and then he decides to fire his lawyer and represent himself where they allow him to put Joker makeup on for while he represents himself.
01:02:37
Brother Devon
Yeah.
01:02:44
Brother Devon
yeah
01:02:45
Joakwin
I mean, they you have to, right? He's um it's a fucking movie about Joker.
01:02:47
Brother Devon
Right. Also, also, it should be noted that the entire defense is that they're like, Oh, it's as he is a split personality.
01:02:48
Joakwin
He needs to be.
01:02:56
Brother Devon
There's this, there's Arthur Fleck, and then there's the Joker. So that's the defense, right? The insanity play, and they're, they're arguing against it. And then basically like Harley Quinn or, you know, Lee, she's trying to convince him like, no, no, you're the joke.
01:03:13
Brother Devon
Like it's you. It's you. You're the Joker. There's no split personality. She'd make a fool of you. And then, yeah, like John said, he fired his lawyer.
01:03:21
Joakwin
Yeah, yeah. and Like, yeah, the whole right there is like, why does she want that so bad? Like, how does that help? Like, what does that help her motive for? Like, what's the point?
01:03:32
Joakwin
How does she how does she benefit from him claiming that he wasn't that there is no support personality?
01:03:38
OZ CUMM
is is that the Is that the love? like She loves him for being the Joker, not it being a separate personality?
01:03:42
Brother Devon
No, well, it because, yeah, she only cares about the Joker. Yeah. She's basically Black Cat in Spider-Man.
01:03:48
OZ CUMM
like
01:03:50
Brother Devon
Like, I like Spider-Man.
01:03:51
OZ CUMM
Right.
01:03:52
Brother Devon
I don't like Peter Parker.
01:03:53
OZ CUMM
I think that's what it is. like She doesn't want there to be a separate entity. She wants Arthur Fleck to be the thing that she loves.
01:03:57
Joakwin
OK, so then yeah, OK.
01:04:02
Brother Devon
Yeah, but it's like, I'll be honest, the whole court, like him representing himself should have happened way earlier in the movie. Like, cause that's kind of when it starts getting slightly interesting because then, yeah.
01:04:16
Brother Devon
And like John said, he's fucking in Joker makeup. Uh, and he's kind of putting on a, like a a Southern, I'm a Southern gentleman and yeah,
01:04:26
Joakwin
Yeah, I was actually giggling during that. I thought that was pretty good. I was i was into it.
01:04:29
Brother Devon
but Yeah, but there's a moment where he, he they bring, um oh, also Harvey Dent is the prosecutor, of course. And they bring up, yeah, of course, of course.
01:04:38
Joakwin
Complete tool, complete tool, by the way, too.
01:04:42
OZ CUMM
u Who plays Harvey Dent?
01:04:44
Brother Devon
A guy named Harry Lottie, I does not ring any sort of bells.
01:04:44
Joakwin
I don't know.
01:04:52
Brother Devon
He was in the pale blue eye and that is pretty much it.
01:04:55
OZ CUMM
Yep. Okay.
01:04:57
Brother Devon
Um, but remember the little person from the first movie, Gary puddles.
01:05:00
OZ CUMM
Sure.
01:05:01
Brother Devon
So they bring Gary puddles up and a joker's basically kind of making fun of his name. Uh, and he's like, Oh, you were so, you were so scary. And he basically just kind of like makes him feel bad.
01:05:13
Brother Devon
Cause he's like, you were the only one who never made fun of me. You were the only one who was like nice to me. And then he like kind of feels bad. You can like, just in the scene, like Arthur's like,
01:05:22
Joakwin
Yeah, he kind of freak he has a he kind of freaks he cracks and freaks out a little bit because of that.
01:05:26
Brother Devon
Yeah, and he freaks out. and He starts shitting on the guards like he's all the fat pigs at Arkham and, you know, blah, blah, blah. And and at at the same time, the guards are kind of nice to him.
01:05:37
Brother Devon
Like they kind of treat him shitty, but they're ah hey, tell us a joke.
01:05:39
Joakwin
Yeah, they give him to give him cigarettes.
01:05:41
Brother Devon
We'll give you a cigarette. Right. ah So after he kind of pops off on the guards and also the whole thing's being filmed, the guards are pissed. And then he you can also tell during this, he's getting more competent and the inmates are starting to get our a little riled up.
01:06:01
Brother Devon
And there's like one or two people that are like, yeah, yeah, come on.
01:06:05
Joakwin
His charisma, his charisma rating went up his charisma stats.
01:06:07
Brother Devon
Yeah, yeah, it's it's becoming ah pretty infectious. And then essentially the guards are pissed. And I guess rape him.
01:06:18
Joakwin
Well, that's the thing, I read that spoiler and I didn't really get that from the movie.
01:06:20
Brother Devon
Yeah. You're right, but it's also like, I don't know where else you could go because here's the thing that's frustrating, right? Is it seems like that's what happens, but they don't go far enough to heavily imply it.
01:06:35
Joakwin
To like. Yeah, yeah, it's not like.
01:06:37
Brother Devon
It's just lightly implied because they strip him. He's like strip him naked. And like he he's like, oh, you're going to buy me a drink first. And then they like beat the shit out of him. And then they throw him behind, you know, like the throw him behind like the shower wall.
01:06:51
Joakwin
Yeah, but it's not like one of the guards like unbuckled this belt or anything like.
01:06:52
Brother Devon
but That's the thing, right? but And then the guard says, the guard says, take his drawers off. And then the next scene is him getting with his clothes back on, getting thrown in the hole.
01:07:03
Brother Devon
And he's just super dejected. and then the one one
01:07:05
Joakwin
And then they and they cut they caught they cut to the fucking to some of the some scenes from the the first movie after he went crazy, I guess, like.
01:07:13
Brother Devon
Yeah. And then one of the inmates that was like, I really like this guy. Like they kill him. Like the guards kill him because he's just the guards are super pissed at this point. And I'm like, so was he raped or does he just feel bad that this kid got killed because he just like bought into the Joker thing?
01:07:29
Brother Devon
But then the next day is this closing arguments.
01:07:32
Joakwin
Let's make it sense.
01:07:33
Brother Devon
And then he's just like, yeah, it's not me.
01:07:36
Joakwin
He's like, ah yeah, Joker doesn't exist. It's just me.
01:07:39
Brother Devon
Yeah, it's just me.
01:07:40
Joakwin
sorry it's It's just Arthur Fleck.
01:07:41
Brother Devon
Also, har Harley Quinn at this point is kind of also becoming a celebrity in a room, right? Because she's visit. She's like front row at his court date. She's doing interviews.
01:07:50
Joakwin
She's doing the makeups, you know?
01:07:50
Brother Devon
So, yeah. So after he says, no, I'm not the Joker, she just ups and leaves. She's like, she's disgusted with them. They're about to ah sentence him.
01:08:04
Brother Devon
And they're like, yeah, guilty, guilty, guilty. Somebody blows the fucking courthouse up. he He kind of escapes. He kind of wanders out and then some Joker fans pick him up.
01:08:16
Joakwin
so i say Some Joker fans but pick him up and then he jumps out of the car.
01:08:18
Brother Devon
wow
01:08:20
Brother Devon
Yeah, they pick him up and then it's like, oh, he's going to escape again. And then he like freaks out and gets out of the car and runs away and then runs back to his house because also Harley Quinn is like, oh, I.
01:08:33
Brother Devon
bought your old apartment. And he's like, I don't want to live there. And that's when she's like, well, I'm pregnant. So he meets her on the stairs and she want nothing to do with him.
01:08:40
Joakwin
She's just there. Yeah, she's just there.
01:08:43
Brother Devon
And she won't stop singing. And he's like, can you please stop singing? Then the cops ah and arrest them.
01:08:48
Joakwin
And then the cops show up and and it's over.
01:08:51
Brother Devon
Yeah. And it's over.
01:08:52
Joakwin
Oh, not it's over, but he he goes back to jail.
01:08:52
Brother Devon
And then.
01:08:55
Brother Devon
Yeah. Yeah. And then he's just kind of like X amount of time has gone by. He's just like, yeah. And then somebody's like, oh, Arthur, you have a somebody's trying to meet you.
01:09:06
Brother Devon
So he goes in and then this guy that's kind of been in the background the entire time, this other inmate just goes up and like tells him a joke and then stabs him to death and kills him.
01:09:18
Brother Devon
And then ah in the background, he starts cutting a smile into his face and then starts laughing. And then the movie.
01:09:23
Joakwin
Yeah, yeah, that was so weird. So does that guy the Joker now? Like what the fuck?
01:09:29
Brother Devon
I think it's it's very fan servicey.
01:09:31
OZ CUMM
Well, that's that's that's the folly you do.
01:09:33
Joakwin
That's the birth of the Joker.
01:09:34
OZ CUMM
That's the folly you do, right? The infectionious the infectious, the infectious, the delusion.
01:09:36
Joakwin
Oh, he transmits it over to another person.
01:09:38
slimeballsteve
Yeah.
01:09:39
Joakwin
That's crazy.
01:09:42
Brother Devon
Yeah, but it's it's it's just like. Yeah, you're like, I just watched a movie that is kind of a musical, but a bad musical kind of flounders a lot.
01:09:54
Brother Devon
And I really do think you could be like, yeah, he he literally gets like the Joker just like molested out of him or just prison beaten out of him. And then get stabbed to death.
01:10:05
Brother Devon
And Harley, like they never really because he's like, oh, we're going to have a baby.
01:10:08
Joakwin
Yeah.
01:10:09
Brother Devon
And she just won't stop singing. She's almost like catatonically singing. She's like, bye, Arthur. And then walks away and then you never see her again. Nothing really ever comes of that.
01:10:21
Brother Devon
And I don't know. It's just not. It's very unnecessary. And then he was like, what if we did something really weird and it's a swing, but it's like a swing where you hit yourself in the back of the head with your bat. It's just very.
01:10:37
OZ CUMM
I think it's also softly implying that the whole idea of it being a Joker movie is preposterous. Like it was never a Joker movie.
01:10:45
Brother Devon
Yeah, but why, why take $200 million? dollars
01:10:49
OZ CUMM
I don't know. That's just what he's saying. like
01:10:52
Brother Devon
And you know, I will say the director, Todd Phillips, has been his he's made some interesting comments about this because people are. And he's like, I keep hearing because he was getting frustrated with the amount of pushback or discussions about the budget in this. And he's like, what does anybody care how much the budget is? He's like, shouldn't they be happy that I was able to get this much money from these fucking shareholders? Which on one level, one hand, I'm like, yeah, fuck, yeah. But also I'm like,
01:11:22
Brother Devon
I mean, I get it, but also you're just kind of being a dick about. it
01:11:25
OZ CUMM
I think he also he released the film and then absconded to a cabin in the middle of nowhere with no cell phone reception.
01:11:26
Joakwin
Yeah.
01:11:33
Brother Devon
Is that true?
01:11:34
OZ CUMM
Yeah, he did that.
01:11:35
Brother Devon
I don't blame him.
01:11:38
OZ CUMM
He knew he knew what he did.
01:11:40
Brother Devon
He knew this was a snake. Yeah, like, but like, I mean, like objectively, this is a stinker. Like it's a.
01:11:47
OZ CUMM
Yeah.
01:11:47
Joakwin
Yeah, do you think he knew it was bad to like.
01:11:48
OZ CUMM
Yeah, yes.
01:11:49
Brother Devon
I think I think at some point, it's just like when this movie is coming together, you'd like there's really.
01:11:51
Joakwin
And he just want he just ran, he just wanted to run with the money.
01:11:57
Brother Devon
I'm seeing some diehards try and be like, no, it's misunderstood.
01:11:59
OZ CUMM
Do you ever see the movie oblivion or the, what was that? None of oblivion. Um, no, the, um, the movie yeah about Hollywood with Brad Pitt.
01:12:03
Brother Devon
The Tom Cruise movie.
01:12:11
Joakwin
once upon a time in Hollywood.
01:12:11
OZ CUMM
Uh, no, the other one, the other period movie about Hollywood Babylon, Babylon.
01:12:12
Brother Devon
Yeah, I was like Brad Pitt, OK.
01:12:18
Brother Devon
ah Oh no, I heard that movie was very bad, so I never saw it.
01:12:25
OZ CUMM
All right, there are parts of it that I think are quite good, and it is a mess.
01:12:28
Brother Devon
Yeah.
01:12:28
OZ CUMM
The movie's a fucking mess, but he talks about how a director always knows that a movie's a piece of shit. Like, you know it the moment, like, you start shooting it almost, and you know nobody's gonna like it, and you know everybody's really optimistic about it, but you're like the one that just has it there all the time in the back of your head.
01:12:38
Joakwin
Right.
01:12:49
OZ CUMM
So I can't imagine him not knowing no
01:12:50
Brother Devon
Do you think the director of Babylon also realized that?
01:12:54
OZ CUMM
ah Probably It's it's a messy but why every once in a while it's kind of brilliant movie One of the saddest Brad Pitt scenes I've ever seen The the Brad Pitt character does something really wild and it's very sad It's a great scene.
01:12:56
Brother Devon
Cause that's the La La Lane guy.
01:13:03
Brother Devon
Right. Yeah. Everybody gets their wild self-indulgent movie, right? Okay. All right.
01:13:16
OZ CUMM
But anyway, um
01:13:18
Joakwin
He
01:13:18
OZ CUMM
Yeah, I just think I cannot not thinking he knew he made shit and you know, yeah, you know.
01:13:23
Joakwin
knew.
01:13:24
Brother Devon
he knew
01:13:25
Joakwin
Yeah, like when you when you don't have screening screening tests or anything.
01:13:26
Brother Devon
yeah man it's Yeah, it's just it's just really You know the the defense of like defend why this should exist.
01:13:30
Joakwin
or
01:13:31
OZ CUMM
Yeah.
01:13:31
Joakwin
um
01:13:38
Brother Devon
It's just never even attempts to make it It doesn't really say anything. It just all it really does is just undo the first movie really and and it kind of retroactively makes the first movie worse because You know, you're not Now you're just getting this guy that like doesn't even believe in retroactively. You have a character that doesn't even believe in his own kind of mission. And it's just like, yeah, and it would have been more interesting to just kind of i to say it, but like focus more on the court stuff. If they cut out the Lee stuff, the Lee Quinzel shit, I think it would have been a better movie. Like, I don't think Lady Gaga adds anything to this.
01:14:22
Joakwin
yeah
01:14:22
Brother Devon
because they're like, oh, it's gonna be singing, but the singing's mostly bad.
01:14:25
Joakwin
Yeah.
01:14:26
Brother Devon
There's one musical number that I think is kind of interesting. And it's the one where like, he's, because the whole time his lawyer is like, this chick is bad news, she's taken advantage of you.
01:14:39
Brother Devon
Oh, she's actually rich and shit like that. And they're during one of the musical moment, they have like a Sunny and Cher type of, thing where then she starts ignoring him and then he starts, he's like, uh, what the fuck?
01:14:46
Joakwin
I loved, I loved it. Love that.
01:14:52
Brother Devon
Like I thought I was the star and there's something there because that's one of like the few, if only musical bit that really has a point to it in my opinion.
01:15:03
Brother Devon
Uh, and then everything else is just kind of like irritating to watch and it's just not good. Like I don't, you know,
01:15:13
OZ CUMM
So kills. Two kills.
01:15:15
Brother Devon
Yeah, I don't know if it's like the worst movie I've seen all year.
01:15:18
Joakwin
Yeah, it's not the worst move I've ever seen. like That's what I was expecting going in.
01:15:21
Brother Devon
Yeah. Yeah, and like I don't know.
01:15:22
Joakwin
and um just wasn't It wasn't good, but it wasn't it was just kind of this just there.
01:15:24
Brother Devon
I don't like when.
01:15:28
Joakwin
you know its It's not even a good sit.
01:15:29
Brother Devon
Yeah.
01:15:31
Joakwin
I would not recommend it to anyone.
01:15:31
Brother Devon
Yeah, no. Exactly.
01:15:34
Joakwin
But at the same time, like I don't know.
01:15:36
Brother Devon
I just get frustrated when people kind of generalize, they hear one thing, right? Oh, they break the joker out of the joker. And like, that's just what everybody thinks. And granted, that is borderline what does happen.
01:15:49
Brother Devon
But like, there's more to it that makes it bad than just that. So it just kind of always frustrates me when people are like, yeah,
01:15:55
OZ CUMM
I guess, though, the general idea of them breaking him is kind of the point, right?
01:15:59
Brother Devon
yeah but it just happens. So there's not really an attempt. It just happens.
01:16:04
OZ CUMM
Well, that's not good.
01:16:05
Brother Devon
You know, it's just like the guards beat him up.
01:16:06
Joakwin
Yeah.
01:16:07
OZ CUMM
You got to develop.
01:16:07
Joakwin
Yeah.
01:16:08
OZ CUMM
You got to develop that.
01:16:08
Brother Devon
And the thing is, it's like the guards beat him up and he's not necessary. That's not what puts him out. Right. Like Joker gets beat up all the time. That should be what breaks him. But it's just like, no, they just beat him up.
01:16:21
Brother Devon
Something is implied. But like whether that was.
01:16:24
Joakwin
It wasn't even implied. Like that's the thing.
01:16:26
Brother Devon
I mean, they say strip them, they say strip them and he's not viewed, you know,
01:16:27
Joakwin
It's like.
01:16:32
Joakwin
Like ah it could have been anything like they could have just, you know, given them a Typical prison shower prison shower or that, you know, like, um I mean, they kind of could They could have sodomized them, I guess, maybe.
01:16:37
Brother Devon
a massage.
01:16:41
Brother Devon
But that makes it worse because you need something to happen.
01:16:46
Brother Devon
Yeah, something right.
01:16:47
Joakwin
But like, I don't know.
01:16:47
Brother Devon
Yeah.
01:16:49
Joakwin
I don't know if they were just trying to like not.
01:16:51
Brother Devon
Do you wait? Do you think tinfoil? Do you think that that was the one thing that they were like, you can't show this? Like DC was like, you no, absolutely not.
01:16:58
Joakwin
Because because it's DC. Yeah, I don't know, dude.
01:17:00
Brother Devon
Yeah. Like, you know, if if you can't let if you can't let Batman fucking eat out a girl like.
01:17:02
Joakwin
Maybe. Yeah, maybe.
01:17:06
Brother Devon
I don't know. Maybe they'd be like, bro, you can't rape the Joker. Like you just can't.
01:17:09
Joakwin
ah But there's like there's all.
01:17:09
slimeballsteve
Wasn't that what supposed, Zack Snyder wanted to do that to Batman?
01:17:12
OZ CUMM
Yeah, nonstop. He said he wanted a movie where he just, he gets raped the whole time.
01:17:14
Brother Devon
Yeah. He's like, my Batman will get raped in prison.
01:17:18
slimeballsteve
No, but wasn't that a thing that like Zack Snyder said? I remember him saying something expressly like that.
01:17:22
Brother Devon
What about him going down on a woman or?
01:17:24
slimeballsteve
No, about him being raped in prison or something.
01:17:25
Brother Devon
No. Yeah, no, yeah. Zach Slayer was talking about how he was like. His version of a care of the character would be like this intense, like.
01:17:36
Brother Devon
Now, in my my Batman, like, gets raped in prison. Like, that's my fucking Batman, because he's like, hard you know, crazy fucked up shit happens to his characters. And you take that out of context. And he's just like, I want to rape Batman, which isn't exactly what he meant. But still, it's like he has no. Zack Snyder clearly has no qualms about doing whatever the fuck he wants to characters that he doesn't really seem to be all that interested in.
01:18:04
Brother Devon
what people think of. And then he hides behind. Oh, we're just. ah Was it disassembling the character or whatever the fuck? And it's like, no, you just really just don't care.
01:18:15
Brother Devon
And you just want to use Batman like an action figure and then put them in. Whatever story you want, which is like I kind of get it, but also.
01:18:20
Joakwin
Yeah.
01:18:24
Brother Devon
I don't know if there's something to be said about some sort of control, so honestly, I might, I think eventually we will find out that maybe he was handcuffed in some sort of way. They're like, bro, you just, you just can't do it because otherwise the scene is really awkward and it doesn't make a lot of sense.
01:18:47
Joakwin
But also, it doesn't really make sense For the prison guards to do that either am I like there was no like Yeah, they they didn't seem like they would Yeah, but it's like it's also like I don't know dude, it's just it just doesn't There were three old they were three old dudes like it just doesn't doesn't make sense to me, dude
01:18:52
Brother Devon
Yeah. Cause I mean, at no point they, they even seem like they would. Right. But. But I don't know. Why else would you strip a guy by himself at night?
01:19:04
Brother Devon
Like, would a prison shower really fucking fuck him up like that, you know?
01:19:08
slimeballsteve
I feel like.
01:19:13
Brother Devon
Do we're going to see? We're going to see the Phillips Cup, dude, where he's just getting ragdolled.
01:19:20
slimeballsteve
Guys, at the end of the day, Tom Phillips is somebody who was making a Martin Scorsese movie and people were like, oh, this guy's actually actually got some talent.
01:19:32
slimeballsteve
But it was like he was just making another filmmakers movie basically in his head.
01:19:36
OZ CUMM
And what was he doing before that? Hangover part two.
01:19:38
slimeballsteve
He was doing a hangover and like old school. Like, I don't think he has But I think he might have got filled up after Joker. And he was like, well, well, well, well, look at his first movie.
01:19:51
slimeballsteve
I'd like, you know, he's kind of like I don't think he can he can fulfill his own coffers.
01:19:51
Brother Devon
ah Yeah, he definitely was like.
01:19:56
slimeballsteve
So um I think just at the end of the day, he just, you know, he's not putting together a story ah probably worth telling.
01:20:05
OZ CUMM
To be honest, it sounds like he didn't want to.
01:20:07
slimeballsteve
No.
01:20:08
OZ CUMM
That's really what it sounds like.
01:20:09
slimeballsteve
I want to make another hangover.
01:20:11
OZ CUMM
Like he does not want to make this movie.
01:20:15
slimeballsteve
I mean, to be fair, his sequels have been terrible, just like, as well.
01:20:15
OZ CUMM
That's what it seemed like.
01:20:19
Brother Devon
Well, I guess maybe he was like, I don't I don't want to ever be told I just made the same movie again.
01:20:24
slimeballsteve
He made the same movie again, he did it.
01:20:25
Brother Devon
No, but I'm saying after this hangover movie, he's like, no, no, I'm going to make it a weird fucking musical that's going to be very bad and just.
01:20:27
slimeballsteve
Oh, again? Oh, yeah, yeah, he learned his lesson.
01:20:32
OZ CUMM
It definitely feels very indignant and mean and cynical what you just described.
01:20:38
slimeballsteve
Yeah.
01:20:39
Joakwin
Yeah.
01:20:39
OZ CUMM
So, you know, it's not a great combo for any, any movie.
01:20:40
Brother Devon
Yeah, it's just.
01:20:45
Brother Devon
It's going to be like.
01:20:45
Joakwin
It's just like the context just isn't there. You know, it's not like there's it's not like they established that the prison guards were those kinds of prison guards, you know.
01:20:54
Brother Devon
yeah they don't and you're totally right but
01:20:56
Joakwin
And that that's why it just it just doesn't make any sense to me. Why would even be implied or why like it's just it would make way more sense for them to just beat the shit out of him, which is which is fine.
01:21:08
Joakwin
like I don't know why they couldn't just do that instead of like putting it behind a fucking wall. and implying something may have happened, because like, unless again, unless that's just to throw it to the people that love the first one that much, like if that, you know, the the superfans and Joker, you know, I mean, that's that's what I'm saying is like, like, they're seeing their hero, like, really, really like, fucking Joker minus one, dude, like, it's Joker minus one.
01:21:20
Brother Devon
Yeah, they don't. And you're totally right.
01:21:24
OZ CUMM
I think there is something to that.
01:21:26
Brother Devon
Yeah. All the fans. Yeah. Harley Quinn in this movie are the fans.
01:21:36
OZ CUMM
Well, you you could argue that that rape that you're talking about, it's sort of like a Rorschach test for them, right? Like it's what they perceive is happening to the Joker, right?
01:21:46
Brother Devon
Yeah. Cause I mean, it is tough because like, again, it's like, it's not super implied, but it kind of is.
01:21:47
Joakwin
Yeah.
01:21:52
Joakwin
It's like, and no, no, you're you're the one who brought that up. ah we did That wasn't in the script.
01:21:56
Brother Devon
No, dude, that's neat.
01:21:56
Joakwin
That's all you.
01:21:57
OZ CUMM
yeah exactly there's something to it i get i get this being a just a giant fuck you to the audience that's that's what i'm looking at a
01:21:58
Joakwin
You're the weirdo.
01:21:58
Brother Devon
Yeah.
01:21:59
Joakwin
You're the sicko. You're the sicko that thinks that that happens.
01:22:06
Joakwin
I mean, that and like if that yeah, if that's the case, yeah and if that if that's a case like Mary, it's a Mary for me.
01:22:08
Brother Devon
If you're mad about it, it definitely feels like it.
01:22:17
Joakwin
There's not because like look because think about it.
01:22:19
Brother Devon
Is this Ralph Boner for Joker?
01:22:19
Joakwin
You take it 200. You took it. You're taking 200 million dollars out of John Warner's wallet.
01:22:23
OZ CUMM
it's it's a hatred of hollywood really like fuck you
01:22:26
Joakwin
Hatred of Hollywood and people and fucking degenerates that thought that that the first Joker movie was some kind of like inspiring superhero film, you know.
01:22:35
Brother Devon
It's a hell of a way to fucking nuke your career though.
01:22:37
Joakwin
So you know what, Mary, it's a Mary for me, actually, not I'm thinking.
01:22:38
OZ CUMM
Here it is.
01:22:43
Joakwin
Yeah, no, it's not.
01:22:43
OZ CUMM
It's a berry.
01:22:45
Joakwin
It's still a bad movie. There's other ways to get it done it, you know. On the on the on the flip side, Chris.
01:22:50
OZ CUMM
Yeah, you're right. they're they're they're I haven't seen that. What's up? Let's talk about something else.
01:22:54
Joakwin
On the flips on the flip side. ah We got shown we were shown a um ah picture.
01:23:01
slimeballsteve
Oh, Jimmy.
01:23:03
Joakwin
We were shown a picture from James Gunn teasing teasing that crypto is going to be in Superman legacy with a very heartfelt
01:23:06
slimeballsteve
Jimmy guns, baby.
01:23:06
Brother Devon
Oh, yeah.
01:23:14
Brother Devon
Nice story, dude.
01:23:14
Joakwin
Post oh my god such a good story and um It's really it's really bad Chris because I'm like my expectations are now like super sky-high for this movie like and he even threw the the screenshot of the Frank Whiteley panel of of Superman and crypto on the moon, too.
01:23:22
slimeballsteve
Yes.
01:23:30
slimeballsteve
yes
01:23:31
Brother Devon
Yeah.
01:23:33
Joakwin
He's like listen This is what we're going for and I'm just like ah
01:23:37
Brother Devon
Yeah, the story is basically he's like, yeah, we just kind of adopted this stray. He was like a terrible, like very poorly behaved dog and like nobody loved him.
01:23:47
Joakwin
Well, did you?
01:23:47
Brother Devon
I think.
01:23:47
Joakwin
did Yeah, they did you see the the story behind the dog like ah he was in a hoarding situation?
01:23:50
Brother Devon
Yeah, his dog Ozu. Yeah. Yeah.
01:23:53
Joakwin
Was in a hoarding situation, but never even saw a human being before or some shit.
01:23:56
Brother Devon
Yeah. Horny situation where 60 other dogs never knew human beings. Problematic to say the least. Immediately came, destroyed our home, our shoes, our furniture, even ate my laptop.
01:24:06
Joakwin
And they were like, Oh, you know, what let's fucking make Superman but like let's let's write crypto in.
01:24:12
Brother Devon
Yeah.
01:24:12
Joakwin
And I think I think that's a really cool thing because like
01:24:14
OZ CUMM
I think, too, he's distancing himself from like the darker aspects of the DC universe that are coming out now, like the Penguin and the Joker movie, because he knows that this is this is going to be like a tonal shift.
01:24:19
slimeballsteve
Mm hmm.
01:24:22
Joakwin
Like the yeah.
01:24:24
Brother Devon
Yeah. yeah
01:24:26
Joakwin
He knows.
01:24:29
Joakwin
Right so he's trying to he's trying to he's trying to transition it into into his into his arrow which is like.
01:24:30
OZ CUMM
You know.
01:24:35
OZ CUMM
Making a heartfelt movie about Superman.
01:24:36
slimeballsteve
Yeah. I think he just understands those characters. And for the longest time, we were given the same tone for every DC character.
James Gunn and DC's Future Direction
01:24:46
slimeballsteve
Every DC character, no matter who it was, Superman, ah Wonder Woman, Green Lantern, they were all Batman at the end of the day.
01:24:54
Brother Devon
Yeah.
01:24:54
Joakwin
Yeah.
01:24:54
slimeballsteve
And this is the first time he was like, dude, that's the thing about Superman is like Superman, what what's the panel in Superman where it's like Superman gives you hope, like,
01:24:54
OZ CUMM
Yeah. well verb
01:25:00
Brother Devon
Yeah.
01:25:02
OZ CUMM
Yes.
01:25:03
Joakwin
Yeah.
01:25:04
OZ CUMM
That's what this is going to be. And you can't, you got to kind of distance yourself from the darker aspects of that universe to do that.
01:25:10
Joakwin
I think it's pretty it's pretty refreshing to to know that while he's writing the script of super of of a Superman movie where everybody has their idea of what what the movie should be, everybody should be doing it.
01:25:25
Joakwin
And he's you know he's putting his own life experiences into the script. is kind of It's kind of refreshing, too. Because he's like, I'm going through this.
01:25:31
slimeballsteve
Yeah.
01:25:33
Joakwin
I'm going to write it into Superman. He's really putting it putting it in the in there, putting himself in there.
01:25:35
OZ CUMM
And if there isn't ever a difference in tone and in execution and in general, like motivation, then the joker fully do and this, like one is a kind of a, a hatred of the fan base and a hatred of the character. This is not that this is like going to be a love note to Superman.
01:26:04
OZ CUMM
That's what it seems like, like to what Superman is and to the fans that love what Superman is.
01:26:05
Joakwin
Dude.
01:26:12
Joakwin
You know, that's awesome, too, is like the seeing the replies of his post, like seeing some of the degenerate people that I'm not seeing, this is not serious.
01:26:13
OZ CUMM
That's what it seems like.
01:26:22
Joakwin
It's not serious. It's not going to be serious movies can be for kids. I'm like, this is awesome. I'm like, this is what I want.
01:26:28
OZ CUMM
Yeah.
01:26:28
Joakwin
I'm like, I think I wanted I want Superman to be very far away.
01:26:29
Brother Devon
Yeah.
01:26:34
Joakwin
from that crowd because that's not those. That's not the idea of like what what this movie should be about.
01:26:40
OZ CUMM
No.
01:26:41
Joakwin
It shouldn't cater to those guys.
01:26:43
OZ CUMM
Not at all.
01:26:43
Joakwin
It should just be, you know, like give me fucking.
01:26:45
OZ CUMM
It should not be cynical. Like, get the cynicism out.
01:26:48
Joakwin
Should not be. Yeah, like it's not this is not it's not a serious movie like, yeah, of course it's not.
01:26:49
OZ CUMM
Out. Gone.
01:26:53
Joakwin
Yeah, that's right. Don't watch it, but don't just stay away from it. Then and we don't. cool We're cool. We're good without you. We're we're we're good. But it just seems like he's cooking, man.
01:27:04
Joakwin
James Gunn is cooking something.
01:27:07
slimeballsteve
he's ah He's always been cookin'.
01:27:08
Joakwin
Oh, man.
01:27:09
slimeballsteve
He's always been
01:27:09
Brother Devon
Yeah. Also, so like I know he based the the breed of crypto office, his real dog. But like I nice, nice spin on it. Like crypto has been that kind of.
01:27:22
Brother Devon
Whatever that breed is, that crypto has kind of just famously been ever.
01:27:25
Joakwin
Yeah, I like that. it's like He's just kind of like a a normal a normal, muddy muddy dog.
01:27:27
Brother Devon
It's kind of a but, you know.
01:27:30
Joakwin
like he's just Not like a fucking whatever, whatever crypto usually is.
01:27:32
Brother Devon
Yeah.
01:27:35
OZ CUMM
Like Superman.
01:27:35
Brother Devon
Yeah.
01:27:37
slimeballsteve
Yeah.
01:27:37
Joakwin
Exactly.
01:27:38
Brother Devon
Oh, a mutt, a freak.
01:27:38
Joakwin
Right.
01:27:39
Brother Devon
Yeah.
01:27:39
OZ CUMM
He's gonna be a mutt. He's, he if anything, this should be like the first Rocky movie.
01:27:45
Brother Devon
Oh, OK.
01:27:46
OZ CUMM
but I mean, if you really, that's what I want. That's what makes me feel happy in my heart. Like, I know he's super powered, but it seems like he's got to deal with like a lot of bullshit that doesn't, that makes him seem smaller.
01:28:02
OZ CUMM
That's what i I think the movie is going to try to do.
01:28:02
Joakwin
Yeah, no, I think that's what it is.
01:28:05
Joakwin
Yeah, that's what's going to be, you know.
01:28:07
OZ CUMM
And it's all bullshit. I think that's really what it's going to be all about.
01:28:10
Joakwin
Yeah.
01:28:10
OZ CUMM
Like he realizes like oh nonsense.
01:28:11
Brother Devon
Yeah.
01:28:13
OZ CUMM
Dark bullshit. Serious cynicism is not helping anybody.
01:28:17
Joakwin
And I. I'm almost I'm almost certain that crypto isn't going to be like a focal point of the movie. Just ah just judging by James Gunn's other movies, right?
01:28:28
Brother Devon
Yeah.
01:28:29
Joakwin
But he's going to be. is going to be baby Yoda is going to be fucking grew like he's going to be it's going to be crypt it's going to be the year of crypto even though even though he's probably not going to have a huge part of it but like crypto is going to be like maybe maybe he's cooking he's cooking he's cooking some fucking money makers for for Warner Brothers to on that front I think yeah creature commando yeah dude has a feel Steve has a feel has a feel to be back
01:28:34
Brother Devon
Yeah.
01:28:36
slimeballsteve
does this.
01:28:48
slimeballsteve
He is he's got creature commandos coming soon like.
01:28:52
Brother Devon
Yeah, which kind of just I don't
01:28:54
slimeballsteve
Dude.
01:29:00
Joakwin
We're back now, bud.
01:29:00
slimeballsteve
if it feels it feels good it feels like dude we've got dude it makes me feel like we can we can be excited for these characters again it feels like we've been holding our breath for 10 years now what was that was that 2013 when Zack Snyder slid his butt into the cockpit
01:29:02
Joakwin
DC is back.
01:29:16
Joakwin
Yeah, one man of steel came out.
01:29:17
Brother Devon
know if you guys the but it's
01:29:20
Joakwin
Oh, man. And you know, it's going to be funny. He's just crypto is just going to be his dog that has superpowers. That's it. Like it's not really going to be.
01:29:27
slimeballsteve
You don't know that, what if that, what's that the dog Bibbo pulled out of the lake?
01:29:31
Joakwin
No, what I'm afraid is we're going to have a man.
01:29:33
slimeballsteve
Dude, it looks exactly like, it looks exactly like that dog.
01:29:33
Joakwin
Whatever happened.
01:29:37
Joakwin
What is it? Was it whatever happened to the man of tomorrow where crypto dies?
01:29:42
Joakwin
Right, the one on. The one that Alan Moore wrote, and it kind of he it kind of just happens in the background.
01:29:47
Brother Devon
Yeah, yeah, bro.
01:29:51
Joakwin
And Superman just like hears this whimper.
01:29:54
Brother Devon
oh
01:29:54
slimeballsteve
That's messed up, that's messed up.
01:29:55
Joakwin
Like I'm I'm really afraid that.
01:29:56
slimeballsteve
I don't think we're gonna get that.
01:29:57
Joakwin
i yeah Well, I don't know did you watch you watched Guardians 3 so James Gunn could also be heartless as well when it comes to these things God damn it.
01:30:02
slimeballsteve
I did watch Guardians 3.
01:30:08
Brother Devon
Yeah, dude, I was going to say also get ready for crypto to have a bad time.
01:30:17
slimeballsteve
You know what, that just might be just like he has a dog and he goes to space and plays with the dog and it's sweet and we love it.
01:30:17
Joakwin
Yeah
01:30:22
Brother Devon
He plays with that dog.
01:30:25
OZ CUMM
Yeah, I would imagine that's some level of respite for him, like something maybe just stupid shits happening on earth. And he's like, I don't know what's going on.
01:30:35
slimeballsteve
We're just going to go to the moon and play fetch.
01:30:37
OZ CUMM
He's just I just want you up here for a little bit of my dog.
01:30:42
Joakwin
No, but also, like, you know, yeah, I could see it being, um you know, soup is Kalel's only friend to after he realizes who he is.
01:30:42
OZ CUMM
Get my head on straight.
01:30:54
Joakwin
And you you know, you find you find that kind of partnership with with a dog as well, like as a as a person. So like there's there's some stuff there.
01:31:03
slimeballsteve
You know we're going to get an origin and that's the thing. You're right. You're right. At some point it's going to just be like a ah big point. He's going to do some Guardians 3 stuff in a future movie possibly.
01:31:11
Joakwin
Yeah.
01:31:15
OZ CUMM
I think you might get a slightly, and I mean this in the nicest way possible, but a slightly condescending Superman in a sense like that Obama is condescending to people.
01:31:15
Joakwin
Yeah.
01:31:28
slimeballsteve
Mm.
01:31:29
Joakwin
OK.
01:31:30
OZ CUMM
Like I think there's going to be some situations where people are overreacting or underreacting and he's going to have to step in and be like an adult.
01:31:39
Joakwin
Yeah, well, yeah, maybe I mean, think about we got we got some hot heads.
01:31:40
OZ CUMM
That's the Superman I'm picturing from this.
01:31:45
Joakwin
We got fucking mr.
01:31:46
OZ CUMM
Right.
01:31:46
Joakwin
We got mr. Terrific is in there fucking guy Gardner.
01:31:48
OZ CUMM
Right.
01:31:50
Joakwin
We got the hot girl Those are some hotheads if you think about it Yeah, and that and that's him that's him I Got this.
01:31:53
OZ CUMM
He's gonna be the the one that's like, all right, calm, you know, you go you guys get a little too angry, you know, that kind of thing. Yeah.
01:32:01
slimeballsteve
He's gonna be superhero dad. Superhero dad's gonna show up and be like, guys, don't freak out.
01:32:07
OZ CUMM
Yeah, like, let's think.
01:32:07
slimeballsteve
I'm gonna catch the asteroid hurtling towards the planet.
01:32:09
Joakwin
Yeah ah god
01:32:14
OZ CUMM
And i that's a lovely way to to take that character too.
01:32:17
Joakwin
Yeah, I can't wait.
01:32:18
OZ CUMM
A really lovely, mature way to view Superman.
01:32:24
Joakwin
Yeah, because no, and we don't really know what the premise is, right? We just know that let Lex is in it. The engineers in it, too, right?
01:32:32
Brother Devon
Yeah.
01:32:32
Joakwin
From um from the authority, which is weird.
01:32:35
Brother Devon
ah Guy Gardner's in it.
01:32:37
Joakwin
I got, I mean, Guy Garner's in it.
01:32:39
slimeballsteve
Mr. Terrific.
01:32:40
Joakwin
Hawk Girl, Mr.
01:32:40
Brother Devon
That bull cut dude.
01:32:41
Joakwin
Terrific. Yeah, if Mr. Terrific's in it, then that's probably like Justice Society, right?
01:32:48
Brother Devon
and Molecule man. I think he's in it. Element man. I can't remember.
01:32:51
OZ CUMM
I think these are going to be like the clowns in the circus that he shows up to.
01:32:52
Joakwin
ah metamorphho
01:32:53
Brother Devon
Yeah. Thank you. Thank you.
01:32:54
Joakwin
Metamorpho.
01:32:54
Brother Devon
Yeah.
01:32:57
Joakwin
Dude, this there's going to be some.
01:32:57
OZ CUMM
That's my theory.
01:32:59
slimeballsteve
It could just be like a whole thing where it's like we get like just an entire like generational thing and we see every generation of like Superman.
01:33:00
Joakwin
on And what's cool is James Gunn seems like he's a real big fan of the old school shit, like the old school DC stuff.
01:33:14
slimeballsteve
Yeah. Well, I mean, he changed the logo to the old school DC logo.
01:33:16
Joakwin
I'm I love that.
01:33:19
Brother Devon
Yeah.
01:33:21
Joakwin
I just hope um it seems like they.
01:33:21
OZ CUMM
Oh, you're saying it's going to be like different time periods or different universities.
01:33:26
Joakwin
No, I'm just saying like old school vibes, like in like instead of like, you know, like um fucking Justice League. Like the the newer justice, like the modern contemporary Justice League stuff or like, you know, everything is just like, you know, kind of like Zack Snyder's Justice League, but like, you know, dial back a few notches like it was in the comics, but it just seems like it's like
01:33:41
OZ CUMM
Sure.
01:33:51
Joakwin
80s vibes especially like if if we have Guy Gardner and and and and and justice society like if we're if we have that shit then we might be like And like dude, I'm like such I'm just a bigger fan of that arrow Yeah, like silver it not not like not that definitive like they're gonna he's gonna use that but just like the vibe the aesthetic of the like that type of you know, yeah, yeah you know, you know, I mean like like
01:33:56
slimeballsteve
Yeah guy gardeners screams Hmm
01:33:56
OZ CUMM
Yeah. Yeah, that's true. So you're saying like silver age comics.
01:34:16
OZ CUMM
I, I, I'm picking up what you're putting down. I get it. yeah That tone and everything, you know,
01:34:22
Joakwin
Yeah, because I feel like he he really wants to to stray far away from. What the fuck, Jackson, or is that Jack Snyder?
01:34:30
slimeballsteve
Jack Snyder!
01:34:30
Brother Devon
What the fuck that guy did?
01:34:31
Joakwin
Zack Snyder cooked up before, you know.
01:34:34
OZ CUMM
You know, I'd be funny if Zack Snyder like changes his tone and becomes Jack Snyder and he's like makes really happy movies like comedies.
01:34:34
Brother Devon
yeah
01:34:42
Joakwin
Yeah, because if you think about Zack Snyder's was like um was like the the Justice League Unlimited TV show like vibe, but like Cracked up to like level 1 million on the edgy scale, you know Right right
01:34:53
slimeballsteve
He would have been perfect for um injustice. If they made injustice a movie, yeah that would have been his bread and butter.
01:34:59
OZ CUMM
Yeah.
01:35:03
Brother Devon
Yeah, you know, it's like just we got to put this guy where he can succeed.
01:35:03
slimeballsteve
ah
01:35:07
slimeballsteve
Yeah.
01:35:08
Brother Devon
You know, don't give him an option.
01:35:10
slimeballsteve
Don't give him the head of the table. let him be Let him be in the corner making his weird so like Superman murder movie.
01:35:12
Brother Devon
Yeah. He's a position player. We need to put him in the position. You know what I'm saying?
01:35:19
slimeballsteve
Mm.
01:35:20
OZ CUMM
only good at one thing is what you guys are saying.
01:35:20
Brother Devon
Like, I don't know what we're. the Hey, he's he's very, very much proven that he has a wheelhouse and.
01:35:22
slimeballsteve
i
01:35:23
OZ CUMM
He's only good at one thing.
01:35:25
slimeballsteve
he's
01:35:25
OZ CUMM
Can't do anything else.
01:35:26
slimeballsteve
He's... He does, yeah.
01:35:29
Brother Devon
You know.
01:35:30
Joakwin
Yeah, also the um what you call the was I going to say the fucking. Just the general.
01:35:39
Joakwin
I was just it's just like crypto and like. I don't know, dude, we're getting we're getting again like, yeah, like all star Superman was like kind of like was that Silver Age or Golden Age?
01:35:50
Joakwin
Like what was that considered?
01:35:50
slimeballsteve
That was definitely silver age. That was definitely silver age where it's like the fifties slash like sixties, some seventies too.
01:35:52
Joakwin
Yeah.
01:35:55
Joakwin
Right. And he is really like He is like one like he was probably just like, you know, a fucking minute off just calling his movie All-Star Superman.
01:36:07
Joakwin
It feels like, you know, like he he really wants everyone to know that that like that's that's what he's going for, which is like.
01:36:13
slimeballsteve
I mean, just that like picture alone, like, you know, we all know it.
01:36:18
Joakwin
We all know. Yeah.
01:36:19
slimeballsteve
You'll know.
01:36:20
Joakwin
Yeah. And like even the first the first picture they show where he's just like he was just putting his boot on on the fucking chair.
01:36:27
slimeballsteve
Dude, if they release a poster and it's just Superman sitting in the cloud, we're going to be eating so good.
01:36:28
Joakwin
Like. Yeah Yeah, I don't know dude I I don't know if I'm I don't know if I'm ready to like have expectations this high again out do What him on him sitting on the chillin on the cloud Ripping a fat vape off of his fucking
01:36:32
OZ CUMM
Yeah, dude.
01:36:33
slimeballsteve
We're going to be eating so good, dude.
01:36:34
OZ CUMM
That's how you know. Like, it's like the mark of quality.
01:36:38
slimeballsteve
well Are you ready to care again, John?
01:36:45
OZ CUMM
I'm gonna tell you, Steve, whether that's on a poster or and not, i'm I'm sure you that will be in the trailer.
01:36:51
slimeballsteve
Yes. Oh yeah.
01:36:54
OZ CUMM
Yeah, 100%. Just like my Superman would be.
01:36:57
Brother Devon
but
01:36:58
slimeballsteve
ah
01:37:01
OZ CUMM
Making clouds of his own.
01:37:04
Joakwin
Oh, man, dude.
01:37:04
OZ CUMM
Hell yeah.
01:37:06
Joakwin
This is it. This is what this is what we this is what we need, baby.
01:37:07
OZ CUMM
Hell yeah, that's my Superman.
01:37:10
Joakwin
So in other words, and Marvel might be dead. They might they should just they kind of just should probably just chill chill for a couple of years.
01:37:17
OZ CUMM
No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
01:37:17
Brother Devon
Yeah, you know, you know, what was the, uh, you know, it was the slick move, dude, too.
01:37:21
OZ CUMM
They they they got that this is the end Thunderbolt poster going.
01:37:23
slimeballsteve
Ha ha ha!
01:37:24
OZ CUMM
they're They're gonna be fine.
01:37:25
Brother Devon
Yeah, they're fine.
01:37:26
Joakwin
yeah You know what? You know what Marvel does have that I am excited for is the the new Daredevil stuff I've been hearing is like.
01:37:32
Brother Devon
Yeah.
01:37:32
OZ CUMM
ah Rated TV mature And he's saying fucking shit I Apparently room room around town is he says yes, fuck me in the ass.
01:37:34
Brother Devon
Come out.
01:37:35
Joakwin
He says fuck. Did you see, did you hear that?
01:37:36
Brother Devon
Oh, I didn't know.
01:37:37
Joakwin
Matt says fuck.
01:37:38
slimeballsteve
Whoa.
01:37:39
Joakwin
He said they, yeah, apparently he says fuck.
01:37:41
Brother Devon
The only time I want to hear him say fuck those is when he just ejaculates inside the woman, you know, that's. That's how I know they're real.
01:37:52
Brother Devon
Oh.
01:37:52
OZ CUMM
That's apparently That's the usage
01:37:53
slimeballsteve
Oh, that's the full line.
01:37:54
Joakwin
Yes, yes, Wilson. Fuck, fuck me.
01:37:57
Brother Devon
Yeah. Fisk.
01:37:58
Joakwin
Fuck that ass, Wilson.
01:37:58
Brother Devon
Fisk me. Fisk me in the ass.
01:37:59
Joakwin
Fuck that ass.
01:38:00
OZ CUMM
Yeah, he, he's, it gets tickets. He gets blue the season.
01:38:02
Brother Devon
Yeah. Oh, gross, dude.
01:38:06
OZ CUMM
Well, you know, Devin, it's just different Marvel.
01:38:07
Brother Devon
Yeah. But ah but again, what's slick though is I was able to be like, yeah, that Joker movie. That's not DC movie. Like it didn't have the branding or anything. So fucking.
01:38:19
slimeballsteve
Oh, it was just the Warner Brothers branding?
01:38:20
Brother Devon
Yeah, yeah, yeah, nuclear missile dodged.
01:38:22
slimeballsteve
That's interesting. They knew.
01:38:25
Brother Devon
Yeah, so even like douchey fanboys came and be like, you see, it's a failure. Like they can't they can't do it.
01:38:33
Brother Devon
But it's going to be good, man. Yeah, Superman's going to rule. I'm feeling good about it. I feel confident.
01:38:41
Joakwin
Wait, so is Superman, done are they done filming now?
01:38:44
Brother Devon
i ah I don't know.
01:38:47
Joakwin
Are they just fucking?
01:38:47
Brother Devon
I think so is Superman.
01:38:49
Joakwin
They're coding the movie now there, they have their developers access the the generative AI.
01:38:49
Brother Devon
What?
01:38:54
OZ CUMM
I think he said he was finished shooting.
01:38:55
Brother Devon
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
01:38:56
OZ CUMM
Didn't he make a Twitter post recently?
01:38:57
Brother Devon
He finished. Yeah, this back in July.
01:39:00
OZ CUMM
Yeah, but this one it's in the cam baby.
01:39:00
Brother Devon
He said, hey, I'm done.
01:39:02
Joakwin
Oh, man, man, they they kept crypto under wraps that long.
01:39:06
Brother Devon
Dude.
01:39:07
Joakwin
Because nobody knew or I didn't know nobody knew that crypto was like even in the movie.
01:39:09
OZ CUMM
Here's the deal.
01:39:09
Brother Devon
Yeah.
01:39:10
OZ CUMM
Uh, unfortunately this might be the scenario where nobody cares, right? And I listen, Hey, whoa, that's not a panic situation.
01:39:15
Joakwin
Right.
01:39:16
Brother Devon
Could be, could be.
01:39:19
OZ CUMM
That's a good thing.
01:39:20
Joakwin
Yeah.
01:39:21
OZ CUMM
We're clearing the board. There's potential.
01:39:23
Joakwin
They're like, yeah, war maybe Warner Bros really is just letting them go go nuts after. After Guardians and Suicide Squad, they're just kinda like, you know what?
01:39:34
OZ CUMM
Yeah, they know.
01:39:34
Joakwin
Hands off.
01:39:36
slimeballsteve
Peacemaker.
01:39:36
Joakwin
Do what you need to do. Just make us money. Please. We're dying.
01:39:40
OZ CUMM
And I it's it i want hope that it's still a company after this movie comes out, you know, that it still exists.
01:39:43
Joakwin
We're dying. Please make us money.
01:39:51
Joakwin
Yeah.
01:39:53
OZ CUMM
Because it's not looking good.
01:39:55
slimeballsteve
Well.
01:39:55
OZ CUMM
That's the other thing that bothers me about Warner Brothers.
01:39:57
Joakwin
Yeah, they kind of they kind of they kind of need Superman to be a big thing.
01:40:00
OZ CUMM
Well, Paramount, their their plan is they're going to break up and they're going to sell off parts of their company. That's what I've been hearing at least.
01:40:08
Brother Devon
Oh, good grief.
01:40:09
OZ CUMM
So it might be a scenario where Warner Brothers sells DC of that.
01:40:14
slimeballsteve
No Yeah, but who buys it then Yeah, but oh no then we're in back in Nightmareland But we get our amalgams we get our amalgams That's all that's the long game.
01:40:16
OZ CUMM
That could be.
01:40:17
Brother Devon
Oh, yeah. They've been threatening to do that for years.
01:40:20
OZ CUMM
Yeah.
01:40:20
Brother Devon
I'm not saying they won't do it. I'm just saying, you know.
01:40:23
OZ CUMM
Well, Disney, of course. yeah
01:40:26
Brother Devon
No.
01:40:29
OZ CUMM
That's simple. I mean, come on.
01:40:33
OZ CUMM
And that's all we really care about, right, fellas?
01:40:34
Brother Devon
No.
01:40:36
slimeballsteve
That's all we needed
01:40:36
Brother Devon
our car doesn't makes sense
01:40:37
OZ CUMM
All we care about is Nightclaw and Super Soldier and...
01:40:40
Brother Devon
He doesn't make sense, how would this clock have you seen that how would they even fit inside of his arms?
01:40:46
slimeballsteve
Super soldier. Dude, I remember going over Chris's house and actively, regularly reading that Amalgam comic in the bathroom.
01:40:54
OZ CUMM
it was in there well it was I had to trade ah the whole thing ah yeah you want to spoil it for him
01:40:55
Brother Devon
That one Oh Okay, okay.
01:40:57
slimeballsteve
He had he had the trade.
01:41:02
Brother Devon
Yeah, what Chris Eric Steve, what's your favorite fight?
01:41:04
slimeballsteve
Oh, you know, I was always excited about ah the this is a weird one. Namor versus Aquaman.
01:41:12
Brother Devon
That's a good one. That's a good one, though.
01:41:13
slimeballsteve
Mm hmm.
01:41:15
Brother Devon
Because because Namor's like, oh, John, you don't know.
01:41:15
Joakwin
Yeah, who wins?
01:41:19
Brother Devon
Oh, man. Steve, I'll let you explain that.
01:41:22
slimeballsteve
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
01:41:22
Brother Devon
Yeah, yeah.
01:41:23
slimeballsteve
Spoilers for who wins Namor versus Aquaman.
01:41:24
Brother Devon
30 year old comic. Yeah.
01:41:30
OZ CUMM
Well a whale or name or a
01:41:30
Brother Devon
ah Steve gives this. Well, let him know.
01:41:32
slimeballsteve
i'm char I'm trying to remember. I believe it's Aquaman.
01:41:33
Brother Devon
Well, fuck, OK, OK, OK, OK.
01:41:34
Joakwin
yeah
01:41:35
slimeballsteve
I believe it's Aquaman after dropping a killer whale onto Namor.
01:41:36
Brother Devon
I'll explain it because. Yes. So, yeah. So Aquaman shoots his, this is Trident Aquaman and he like shoots his Trident Namor.
01:41:47
Brother Devon
Namor is like, are you fucking serious?
01:41:48
OZ CUMM
One-handed Aquaman
01:41:49
Brother Devon
Yeah. He's like, this is embarrassing. And then a giant whale fucking flattens Namor.
01:41:51
Joakwin
imperial, imperious wrecks.
01:41:55
Brother Devon
And you're like, Aquaman wins.
01:41:57
OZ CUMM
I can talk to them too. He says something like that.
01:42:00
Brother Devon
Yeah, this is stupid.
01:42:00
OZ CUMM
Real badass.
01:42:01
slimeballsteve
I've got the page pulled up right here. Aquaman says, now you're immobilized. That's your weakness, Namor. You're too noble to cheat.
01:42:11
Brother Devon
Wow.
01:42:12
OZ CUMM
yeah
01:42:12
Brother Devon
That, uh, that doesn't sound like name or at all. though but Like name or is a piece of shit, dude.
01:42:18
OZ CUMM
Yeah, that that comic's not very good.
01:42:21
Brother Devon
Ah, fuck you.
01:42:22
slimeballsteve
the Dude, it didn't have to be good.
01:42:23
Brother Devon
ah
01:42:24
slimeballsteve
It didn't have to be good. It was just both both action figures getting matched together.
01:42:30
OZ CUMM
Yeah.
01:42:30
Brother Devon
Yeah.
01:42:30
slimeballsteve
I did love the Batman versus Captain America one where they were just like matching each other's moves.
01:42:32
Brother Devon
Oh, are they just staring at each other?
01:42:32
OZ CUMM
Yeah. That's my pick. That's my pick.
01:42:36
Brother Devon
And they said, what's the point? Right?
01:42:38
OZ CUMM
Game versus game.
01:42:39
Brother Devon
Isn't it something like that?
01:42:40
slimeballsteve
Batman was like, we're just going to be doing this for hours and we'll get tired and take a nap.
01:42:40
Brother Devon
You know,
01:42:41
OZ CUMM
Goat versus goat.
01:42:45
slimeballsteve
So I need to re-figure this.
01:42:46
OZ CUMM
We're not going to win.
01:42:46
Brother Devon
who who what Who technically won though?
01:42:47
OZ CUMM
another Neither of us is going to win.
01:42:48
Brother Devon
Didn't somebody tap out?
01:42:49
OZ CUMM
No, no, I don't think I neither of them won.
01:42:51
slimeballsteve
I think Batman was like, dude, we'll just be doing this for hours. So like when we come besties.
01:42:55
OZ CUMM
Yeah, you fuck. They fucked.
01:42:57
Brother Devon
ah Wolverine beat Lobo, that was a fun one. Even though that made no fucking sense.
01:43:03
OZ CUMM
Superman beat the Hulk, right?
01:43:04
Brother Devon
Yes, Superman beat the whole Spider-Man, Ben Riley Spider-Man.
01:43:05
slimeballsteve
Shouldn't be talk spider-man beats super boy This is leather jacket funky hair Yeah
01:43:06
Joakwin
Oh.
01:43:07
OZ CUMM
Duh.
01:43:09
Joakwin
Mm, that's way. Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, Ben Riley beat Connor Kent.
01:43:12
Brother Devon
Yeah, yeah. Yeah. um Yeah. A leather jacket, Superboy.
01:43:16
Joakwin
This is wait, this is pretty. Yeah, but this is pretty. This is pretty knowing that Lex Luthor is half of his DNA.
01:43:25
Brother Devon
Yeah.
01:43:25
Joakwin
I feel like if he knew he would he would have big dicked fucking Ben Riley at that point, he would shave his head like the comics and he would have big dicked him.
01:43:29
Brother Devon
I mean.
01:43:33
OZ CUMM
but to
01:43:33
slimeballsteve
Dude, this is the Superboy that's picking people up by their ass above their head.
01:43:33
Brother Devon
I mean, we're.
01:43:37
Brother Devon
Yeah, and he's like, hey, babe.
01:43:40
OZ CUMM
Yeah, I didn't make any sense
01:43:40
Joakwin
That's Connor, though.
01:43:41
Brother Devon
This is a fun fight, this is a fun fight though.
01:43:41
Joakwin
That's Connor Kent.
01:43:42
slimeballsteve
That is Connor, yeah, yeah, yeah. But that was before he knew Lex Luthor, yeah.
01:43:45
Joakwin
That was before Teen Titans. That was before Teen Titans, yeah.
01:43:47
slimeballsteve
Yeah. Let's just say that Superboy wouldn't be around.
01:43:48
Brother Devon
Yeah.
01:43:52
Brother Devon
Well, because it's because like I think the rules were you could immobilize them.
01:43:52
slimeballsteve
He'd get canceled.
01:43:56
Brother Devon
That's kind of like how you couldn't.
01:43:57
slimeballsteve
He was immobilizing.
01:43:59
Brother Devon
Yeah, so he's like he just electrocuted Superboy a bunch. I don't i fuck.
01:44:05
Joakwin
Stupid. and That doesn't make any sense.
01:44:05
Brother Devon
I don't fuck it. You know what? Neither did anything in the malcolm universe, but it kind of ruled at the same time. But, uh, yeah, that's, uh, yo, yo, real quick.
01:44:17
Brother Devon
Uh, I bought a game, I bought a game.
01:44:20
slimeballsteve
Oh, you bought a video game?
01:44:21
Brother Devon
I bought the retro realm Halloween and evil dead game.
01:44:24
slimeballsteve
You did, you spent the 50 bucks on it?
01:44:26
Joakwin
Mmm.
01:44:26
Brother Devon
Yeah. I thought it was cheaper.
01:44:28
Joakwin
Bro.
01:44:29
slimeballsteve
i I was hoping it was gonna be cheaper too and then I kinda got sticker shock.
01:44:30
Brother Devon
Uh, to be fair, it came with, uh, to the two DLC characters, which I was like, Oh, cool.
01:44:31
Joakwin
Bro.
01:44:35
slimeballsteve
The DLCs.
01:44:40
Brother Devon
Um, I've played, I haven't beaten either. ah I think I like the Ash, the Evil Dead one a little bit more. They're both pretty much the same type of game.
01:44:53
Brother Devon
ah Even their movesets are pretty similar, but it's like ah when you charge, you can charge an attack and Michael Myers like does the dashing stab and Ash does the shotgun blast.
01:44:56
slimeballsteve
Yeah.
01:45:10
Brother Devon
And the level, the levels seem pretty designed around that, like, oh, because sometimes you navigate. This is how you literally navigate the the maps.
01:45:20
slimeballsteve
yeah
01:45:21
Brother Devon
But it just seems like I don't know. Ash just seems like a little bit easier sir to handle. Like Michael Myers is just eating shit half the time. Like, I don't know what the fuck's going on with that guy.
01:45:33
Brother Devon
But ah it's it's pretty it has it has its difficulty spikes. Um, I, it doesn't, the thing it doesn't do, which really fucking hurts me is like your invincibility window is like not at all large.
01:45:49
slimeballsteve
Hmm.
01:45:50
Brother Devon
So, and it's, it's that game where you get hit and you bounce back a little bit.
01:45:52
slimeballsteve
Oh, okay.
01:45:54
Brother Devon
So you just bounce back and then you can just get into a fucking run where you just, you get hit off this thing and then you hit another guy, then you fall into a pit and then you just like lose like four pips of health.
01:46:02
slimeballsteve
Hmm.
01:46:04
Brother Devon
And you're like, Oh, so I'm about to just die.
01:46:07
slimeballsteve
Right.
01:46:07
Brother Devon
Um, but I don't know, man, it's. I kind of was like, I'm going to treat myself a little bit and.
01:46:14
slimeballsteve
I'm definitely interested.
01:46:16
Brother Devon
It's hard, dude.
01:46:16
slimeballsteve
I just definitely have sticker shock. I might wait for a sale, possibly.
01:46:20
Brother Devon
Yeah, it's very much seems like it's going to. And also, it's just like you just know other games are coming because it's like literally, literally like you go into, I guess, like an abandoned arcade.
01:46:28
slimeballsteve
Right.
01:46:34
slimeballsteve
Right, that's like the the main menu UI, isn't it?
01:46:37
Brother Devon
Yeah, yeah. And then there's just like ah other arcade boxes that have like blankets over them. And you're like, OK, so a Leatherface game would go here. A Freddy game should go.
01:46:47
slimeballsteve
but Yeah, which ones do you definitely imagine?
01:46:49
Brother Devon
I mean, I Jason Jason stuff, but it's like it should write somebody just I think the rights are cleared up kind of, right?
01:46:58
slimeballsteve
I think so. I think they're trying to figure those out.
01:47:00
Brother Devon
Listen, Jason leather face and Freddie, uh, like Freddie seems like a no brainer, like we'd be fools. I just don't know if it's going to take like another year.
01:47:11
Brother Devon
I'm going to get it. It's games, games are hard, but, uh, I don't know.
01:47:12
slimeballsteve
Hmm.
01:47:15
Brother Devon
I'm excited, but.
01:47:17
slimeballsteve
That is cool. It is cool to be like, here is like an engine for a bunch of games to come out on.
01:47:22
Brother Devon
Yeah. And it's, it's a competent, it's like for sure, comedy game. It's just, it definitely had a few levels though where I was like, Oh, I'm just going to shut this off.
01:47:32
slimeballsteve
I mean, that's pretty retro. That's pretty retro to get pissed off at a game.
01:47:34
Brother Devon
Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. It's pretty retro. It's just kind of like, Because each level has like Michael Myers, he has pumpkins, Evil Daddy gets pages of the Necronomicon and you get it and you get like bonus points.
01:47:48
slimeballsteve
Yeah.
01:47:49
Brother Devon
ah But there's also tickets that you can get. And when you get the tickets, then you can unlock like the sickle Michael Myers used and like the the mask and Ash's chainsaw, you know, the shotgun and things like that, which just kind of I don't think they don't do anything.
01:48:00
slimeballsteve
Hmm.
01:48:04
Brother Devon
They're just things that get. Uh, but it truly drives me up a fucking wall when, uh, I like and have to skip one.
01:48:12
slimeballsteve
Hmm.
01:48:13
Brother Devon
Oh my God. Cause like, yeah.
01:48:14
slimeballsteve
I know yeah I know you're a completionist.
01:48:16
Brother Devon
And just like the maps, just the levels aren't, I don't say they're fun. It's just like hard to do. Well, I'm not like, Oh, I can't wait to go back into that level and and do it.
01:48:28
Brother Devon
Like I don't fucking know, but, uh, I'm, I'm enjoying myself for sure. It is fun. Yes. Sticker shock is is there. I don't know why. I just thought he was going to be a witch.
01:48:39
Brother Devon
Hey, 40. I would have been happy with 40.
01:48:41
slimeballsteve
That's what I that's what I honestly thought too
01:48:43
Brother Devon
Yeah, 50. Everything's just 50. Sorry. Everything's like ten dollars more than it needs to be in this era. What are you going to do?
01:48:53
OZ CUMM
What are you gonna do?
01:48:54
slimeballsteve
But that's fun.
01:48:55
Brother Devon
What are you going to do, dude?
01:48:57
slimeballsteve
What are you gonna do?
01:48:58
OZ CUMM
All right, so can we get to the current events and maybe try to speed run these bad boys?
01:48:59
Brother Devon
Let's.
01:49:01
Brother Devon
Yeah, yeah.
01:49:02
slimeballsteve
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
01:49:04
Brother Devon
All right.
01:49:04
slimeballsteve
Let's get this hot, hot news.
01:49:04
Brother Devon
Did you guys did you guys see this monkey trailer?
01:49:07
OZ CUMM
This looks great.
01:49:07
Brother Devon
This is the long legs. I.
01:49:09
OZ CUMM
This looks fucking great, man.
01:49:11
Brother Devon
Yeah, it's yeah it's the long leg guy.
01:49:12
OZ CUMM
Holy shit.
01:49:14
Brother Devon
This is not totally seems very different. ah Stephen King, right. Short story Stephen King.
01:49:22
OZ CUMM
Yeah, about a possessed doll or a cursed doll.
01:49:24
Brother Devon
Yeah.
01:49:27
OZ CUMM
A monkey. Yeah, dark comedy. I was getting that vibe too.
01:49:27
Brother Devon
Yeah, it seems kind of like a comedy kind of.
01:49:31
Brother Devon
Yeah, but ah I was into it. um Invincible season three teaser. Normally, I wouldn't have bothered, but there's a very funny joke about how there is not going to be a midseason break.
01:49:44
OZ CUMM
Yeah, I know.
01:49:44
Brother Devon
He's like, yeah, let's not do a four month break next time. He's like, look, three and a half. He's like, whatever. Don't fucking do it. And I was like, ah, that's funny because that sucked. And I hated it. The electric state, which is.
01:49:59
OZ CUMM
The Electric City.
01:50:01
Brother Devon
It is a movie by the Russo brothers starring.
01:50:01
OZ CUMM
Scranton, what?
01:50:06
Brother Devon
ah Chris Pratt and Millie Bobby Brown.
01:50:09
OZ CUMM
Me and Papa Brown.
01:50:10
Brother Devon
Bobby Brown, we're just robots have taken over, but they're like kind of silly, goofy looking robots and like they have feeling.
01:50:16
OZ CUMM
Oh boy.
01:50:20
Brother Devon
I don't know. um Listen, a lot of people are poo pooing this.
01:50:21
OZ CUMM
boy.
01:50:23
Brother Devon
I go, at least it's original. Like, I don't know.
01:50:25
OZ CUMM
I'm gonna poo-poo on it.
01:50:27
Brother Devon
Yeah, I, Chris, this, I don't know if you've seen this trail, but you are a hundred percent. I'd say this is Galani repellent, dude.
01:50:33
OZ CUMM
yeah I didn't watch it yet.
01:50:35
Brother Devon
I don't know why I just, yeah, I was like, Chris, i hate yeah.
01:50:37
OZ CUMM
But I think I knew better, you know?
01:50:41
Brother Devon
I don't, but it's like it, listen, it's, I think it's an original idea.
01:50:41
OZ CUMM
Deep south.
01:50:45
Brother Devon
Uh, aftermath of robot uprising in the alternate version of the nineties. So.
01:50:51
OZ CUMM
Period film.
01:50:52
Brother Devon
It's just kind of, it has that like Netflix, has a Netflix sheen on it though, which the bad kind of Netflix sheen.
01:50:53
OZ CUMM
About robots.
01:50:59
OZ CUMM
There's a lot of stink on that Creature Manners looks great.
01:51:01
Brother Devon
Yeah, yeah, yeah. We talked about the Superman, we talked about Creature Commanders a little bit. It does look good.
01:51:08
OZ CUMM
That's cool.
01:51:08
slimeballsteve
Uh.
01:51:10
Brother Devon
They're direct, they're making a new American Psycho movie, remaking it.
01:51:14
OZ CUMM
Luca is getting the nod.
01:51:16
Joakwin
but meano go and and niial What you kidding me that and he did call me by your name the greatest movie of our generation Spirit fucking challengers bones and all He's done a lot Just what you know it Evan you know you need a movie you you want a movie that'll keep that'll keep Jenny awake Watch call me by her name.
01:51:17
Brother Devon
Yeah, do and we know who this man is? I don't.
01:51:20
OZ CUMM
Oh, Devin.
01:51:23
Brother Devon
I don't know.
01:51:25
OZ CUMM
Suspiria.
01:51:27
Brother Devon
Oh, that guy. but Okay.
01:51:28
OZ CUMM
Remake. was Bones yeah Get him John there's action, baby
01:51:31
Brother Devon
All right. I didn't see much of those movies. Hey, fuck you.
01:51:43
Joakwin
She will not she will not fall asleep
01:51:43
Brother Devon
Yeah.
01:51:46
Joakwin
During that action packed.
01:51:46
Brother Devon
Yeah.
01:51:50
Joakwin
Did he like a freak off of a movie?
01:51:52
Brother Devon
yeah that freak off
01:51:53
Joakwin
That's that's what that was that there is.
01:51:54
Brother Devon
golf movie Well, it's probably going to be good then. ah
01:51:58
OZ CUMM
Yeah, and if it's, ah like I said, it anything like the book, and anything more like the book.
01:52:00
Joakwin
You know what's you know what's sad, you know what's. Wait, so is it a continuation or of the original?
01:52:06
Brother Devon
I think it's just remaking it.
01:52:06
OZ CUMM
No, I think it's adaptation of the book.
01:52:10
Joakwin
hey Dude, you know what's sad to like you know who would actually like be pretty good in that role? army hammer if he wasn't a fucking weirdo in real life like he'd actually be really good that role uh
01:52:17
OZ CUMM
Yes.
01:52:20
OZ CUMM
Well, honestly, it might be even better now that he's a weirdo.
01:52:20
Brother Devon
Dude, yeah hey hey, you know what? We haven't heard casting news yet.
01:52:26
Joakwin
just fucking cast him and make him do fucking crazy ass shit in the movie on a budget on a budget and a budget
01:52:30
OZ CUMM
it's like everybody it's like casting it's like casting michael keaton as birdman you know like there's that meta better reference michael fastbender now he's too old
01:52:40
Joakwin
oh but Yeah, but yeah, Michael Keaton wasn't fucking canceled when he when he got past his bird man though. He wasn't eating people But yeah If I do dude America's if he does dude if he does America's it psycho it's gonna be it's gonna be a sick movie it's gonna be a
01:52:51
Brother Devon
do you Do it. Do it, cowards. Listen, he didn't really eat anybody. All he did was cheat on his wife. He's a shitty husband. Let the man back. Let the man back in.
01:53:04
OZ CUMM
Did you ever read that book?
01:53:06
Joakwin
No, but I've I've I've heard about some parts that were left out of the movie and and got got sick to my stomach And this this that's the kind of guy Luca Guadagnino would is the kind of guy that would that would include all that shit even even Sprinkle in of some of the stuff is a cheese grater if you see a cheese grater It
01:53:06
OZ CUMM
Good lord.
01:53:11
OZ CUMM
Yeah, dude. It's disgusting.
01:53:21
OZ CUMM
If I see a fucking. If I see a rat, like a rat in a cage, if I see a rat in a cage in that trailer, I'm like, I don't think I'm going to watch this. I don't mean.
01:53:34
Joakwin
might be too much
01:53:34
OZ CUMM
to relive that.
01:53:36
Joakwin
Terrifier three eat your heart out Luca we go from Luca Guadagnino to Markiplier How do we do and we how did we get here?
01:53:36
OZ CUMM
Oh, so ah that book's rough. It's rough. Roughly. Okay.
01:53:46
Brother Devon
um What's this egg just sleep trailer Chris?
01:53:46
OZ CUMM
Um, this is Markiplier's first film. I think it's
01:53:58
OZ CUMM
all right.
01:53:58
Brother Devon
i thought
01:53:59
OZ CUMM
So I'm always, I'm, um, oddly interested
01:54:01
Joakwin
How do we get here Chris?
01:54:03
Brother Devon
Did your markiplier stand bro?
01:54:03
OZ CUMM
I'm oddly interested in any YouTuber that comes into some fame because I'm interested in cane.
01:54:11
Joakwin
It's because what he got it's because what Chris got coven he just went on a fucking rabbit hole He went down a rabbit hole from fucking youtubers and influencer drama.
01:54:19
OZ CUMM
I want to see iron lung and I want to see whatever cane pixels is making.
01:54:22
Brother Devon
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
01:54:24
Joakwin
Oh Yeah, yeah for sure Oh,
01:54:25
OZ CUMM
Like I want to see what these YouTubers I want to see if they can put their money where the mouth is.
01:54:29
Brother Devon
Yeah.
01:54:30
slimeballsteve
Have you been watching the new Kane Pixel stuff that he's been putting out?
01:54:34
OZ CUMM
Oh, yeah.
01:54:36
Brother Devon
I'm sitting on it.
01:54:36
Joakwin
oh yeah, he said that like macho man.
01:54:38
slimeballsteve
No, he's wild, man.
01:54:39
Joakwin
Oh Yeah
01:54:40
OZ CUMM
Oh, I've watched.
01:54:41
slimeballsteve
He's why I love Kane Pixel's ah October releases. They just like drop and I'm like, oh, all right.
01:54:47
OZ CUMM
Yeah, like he shot, there's like a 45 minute back rooms, new back rooms video.
01:54:52
slimeballsteve
Yeah, he did that, that ah found footage three and like they end up in like a house is weird.
01:54:59
OZ CUMM
And then there's a whole video analyzing the drop ceilings in the back rooms and trying to figure out what they're made of and how they keep being generated randomly and infinitely. It's. I want to see what this guy's going to do, you know, because listen, most of these guys, they're like, oh, we want to make movies. You want to that's they view that as the next step. I'm not so sure if that's true anymore. But yeah, I'm just curious to see if they're going to get Basically what Markiplier said about this movie is it needs to get to number one on Amazon Prime for them to even consider like serious distribution of iron lung So like in an effort I think to Get this very terrible looking movie pot number one on Amazon Prime is to get I think a better movie in iron lung to come out in theaters
01:55:56
Brother Devon
Yeah.
01:55:58
OZ CUMM
I'm not going to watch it because this looks terrible, but it looks like a student film.
01:56:01
Brother Devon
I mean, listen, I didn't, I was just looking at it on mute and I was like, well, this looks cheap, but hey, I'm not gonna.
01:56:09
slimeballsteve
Yeah.
01:56:09
Brother Devon
Yeah, like I'm not gonna give them crap for it looking cheap. I mean, you know, whatever, right?
01:56:14
OZ CUMM
Listen, I want them to succeed.
01:56:14
Brother Devon
But.
01:56:15
OZ CUMM
I want, cause the iron lung idea and concept and them ah adapting, it seemed like they're really passionate about it and it's cool. Concept for a movie not like anything else.
01:56:27
OZ CUMM
No, but as a movie 90-minute movie Yeah, you could do something with that. That would be interesting that'll look Here he did that
01:56:34
Brother Devon
You know what? Just just make it a movie, a two hour movie of him playing Five Nights at Freddy's.
01:56:41
slimeballsteve
I mean, that's that's another announcement, gang.
01:56:41
Brother Devon
He'll make he'll make billions.
01:56:45
slimeballsteve
They announced Five Nights at Freddy's 2 coming December 5th, 2025, I think.
01:56:52
Brother Devon
Oh, yeah.
01:56:53
slimeballsteve
So a terrible movie getting a terrible sequel.
01:56:54
Brother Devon
The worst movie I've seen last year is.
01:56:58
OZ CUMM
Steve put your giant animatronic bear costume on.
01:57:02
slimeballsteve
Dude, i've I've said it a hundred times at this point.
01:57:02
OZ CUMM
and Excited.
01:57:02
Brother Devon
The work.
01:57:05
slimeballsteve
All you need to do for that movie to succeed is just make an hour and a half long version of the Raptors in the kitchen scene in Jurassic Park. That's all you have to do.
01:57:16
OZ CUMM
Really figure out how to open doors and stuff.
01:57:16
Brother Devon
It's pretty hard though.
01:57:19
OZ CUMM
They couldn't do it before.
01:57:20
slimeballsteve
Well, that's the problem. You close the doors. That's the whole way you stop them in the Five Nights games.
01:57:25
OZ CUMM
That's true. It's a good point. Then they learn how to do it and you're like fuck. They figured it out.
01:57:31
slimeballsteve
Ah.
01:57:32
Brother Devon
Oh no.
01:57:34
OZ CUMM
They figured out the doorknobs shit.
01:57:35
slimeballsteve
Dude.
01:57:38
OZ CUMM
Not just crushing them when they grab them.
01:57:40
Brother Devon
Of course.
01:57:40
OZ CUMM
That's what I imagine. It's the reason why they can't go through doors. Just
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01:57:45
OZ CUMM
crush the door.
01:57:45
slimeballsteve
Just crush him.
01:57:46
OZ CUMM
It's a Devon. I call that a Devon problem.
01:57:49
Brother Devon
Yeah, you just crushing crushing doors, bro here Boy oh boy, do I know I know I had a crush with the best of them All right, well, let's
01:57:50
OZ CUMM
You just always.
01:57:54
OZ CUMM
Destroying doorknobs trying to open.
01:57:54
slimeballsteve
Then he goes, I am a strong boy.
01:58:06
OZ CUMM
All right, so you got some pooping gifts here. We're going to go through that.
01:58:09
Brother Devon
Yeah, some pooping gifts. And then, uh, so X-Box had a partner preview show, basically a state of play. Um, but it's X-Box, so everybody didn't treat it as important for nobody cared.
01:58:20
Joakwin
So nobody cared, yeah.
01:58:21
slimeballsteve
Nobody saw it, nobody watched.
01:58:23
Brother Devon
However, halfway these and things, Krodos the new Dawn is one of the standouts made by Bloober, the Bloober boys, the boys in Bloober.
01:58:24
OZ CUMM
Crownos.
01:58:25
slimeballsteve
me
01:58:30
OZ CUMM
I'm a chrono guy.
01:58:34
Brother Devon
Uh, I don't know, man, this looks pretty good. It's like a evil space astronaut. Who you play as playing chess. And, uh, I don't know. It looks kind of.
01:58:47
Brother Devon
Kind of good. Also, there's a quote where they just said, we're tired of making shitty games. So we're going to make really good games from now on, which I was like, all right.
01:58:55
Joakwin
blubber said that that means I'll to use shitty yeah hold a hold on hold on hold on hold on a second on on
01:58:56
slimeballsteve
Wait, hold on, does that mean Silent Hill 2?
01:58:57
Brother Devon
Yeah. and This is after silent.
01:59:00
slimeballsteve
Yeah, yeah, yeah, wait, you need to kind of scale that one back a little bit.
01:59:00
Brother Devon
No, no. Sorry.
01:59:04
Brother Devon
I'm Tim. I've been possessed by Tim and I'm saying what I'm saying. um No. Yeah, so. ah Yeah, like after it's Silent Hill, they're like, Yeah, man, like we're we're really. Trying to become the best. Like an actual respectable game team, which is like, cart that's cool.
01:59:28
Brother Devon
Legitimately, I think this trailer is pretty interesting.
01:59:30
slimeballsteve
Look, look, i need to talk I need to talk about one that kind of snuck up and it's it's not it's not one that I think is getting a lot of heat.
01:59:34
OZ CUMM
Ooooh!
01:59:34
Joakwin
Uh-oh, what?
01:59:36
OZ CUMM
Sneaky!
01:59:40
slimeballsteve
And Devon, I think I know you know what I'm talking about.
01:59:43
Brother Devon
Maybe.
01:59:43
slimeballsteve
That's ah that's a game called FBC Firebreak.
01:59:46
Brother Devon
Yeah,
01:59:47
slimeballsteve
What am I talking about? What am I talking about?
01:59:48
OZ CUMM
You say feces, Firebreak?
01:59:49
slimeballsteve
Chris, this is a co-op shooter set in the control universe.
01:59:54
Brother Devon
Multiplayer for first person.
01:59:55
OZ CUMM
Are you smelling feces?
01:59:55
slimeballsteve
F, FBC.
01:59:57
OZ CUMM
Oh.
01:59:58
Brother Devon
Yeah, multiplayer first person shooter.
01:59:59
OZ CUMM
Fuckboy channel.
02:00:02
Brother Devon
Three player co-op in the control building.
02:00:06
OZ CUMM
Whoa.
02:00:07
slimeballsteve
I love control. I love control. Like that's the thing.
02:00:09
Brother Devon
Yeah.
02:00:10
slimeballsteve
So no, this is, this is official digital three player co-op shooter destiny style.
02:00:10
OZ CUMM
Is this like a fan game? Somebody made this?
02:00:12
Brother Devon
No, it's, it's official. It's like made by remedy.
02:00:17
OZ CUMM
Where is it? Where can I buy it?
02:00:18
slimeballsteve
I just posted the link. I just posted the link.
02:00:20
Brother Devon
Yeah.
02:00:22
OZ CUMM
Oh, this is not hell yet, right?
02:00:24
Brother Devon
Yeah.
02:00:24
slimeballsteve
No, they just announced it at this thing.
02:00:24
Brother Devon
It's coming out 20, 25.
02:00:26
OZ CUMM
Oh, an Xbox.
02:00:28
Brother Devon
Now I think it's going to be for everything. I think this is just because this was at the, the X.
02:00:30
OZ CUMM
Oh, good.
02:00:33
OZ CUMM
Well, I have made the decision this Christmas to give myself a Steam Deck, so that's definitely going to happen.
02:00:38
Brother Devon
Okay.
02:00:39
Joakwin
Hell yeah, you join in you join in the ranks Let's go What are we what are we playing what are we playing first?
02:00:41
Brother Devon
Dude.
02:00:42
OZ CUMM
one hundred percent
02:00:42
Brother Devon
Dude, at first, I thought you were going to say, gift yourself an Xbox.
02:00:43
OZ CUMM
100%. Why
02:00:44
Brother Devon
And I was like, don't do don't do that.
02:00:46
OZ CUMM
would I ever do that?
02:00:48
Brother Devon
I was like, dude, that was a bad idea.
02:00:50
OZ CUMM
What do I got, stupid? Put it on my head? Why would I see Joker 2?
02:00:54
Brother Devon
but
02:00:55
Joakwin
What are we playing first on it Chris?
02:00:58
OZ CUMM
ah Dungeons of Dreadmoor, a dollar game that I remember playing as a child.
02:01:02
slimeballsteve
Oh, Chris.
02:01:03
Joakwin
That's what the steam deck is the perf is like the perfect like dollar game machine to
02:01:08
OZ CUMM
Yeah, I know. There's a lot of stupid shit I want to play.
02:01:09
slimeballsteve
Chris, there's a game that I was like, I wasn't interested in, and then I found out, um who's the guy who did the the clown motel prank call?
02:01:18
OZ CUMM
Oh, ah something potion castle, Longmont potion castle.
02:01:22
slimeballsteve
Yeah, yeah, Longmont Potion Castle. So ah Home Safety Hotline is a game where people call a safety hotline and you are the operator of, and like, at first it's like, you know, you might have termites, there might be mice in your house, but every day it keeps adding on like,
02:01:29
Joakwin
60, what the fuck?
02:01:40
slimeballsteve
kind of a little more like SCP, like situated analog horror stuff.
02:01:43
OZ CUMM
Oh, you know what? I saw a stream. I did watch a YouTube video of that.
02:01:46
slimeballsteve
You did? Okay, because because you keep getting prank calls from Longmont Potion Castle during it.
02:01:48
OZ CUMM
Yes.
02:01:52
slimeballsteve
And I'm like, this this is actually pretty funny.
02:01:54
OZ CUMM
Oh, that's really him in that.
02:01:55
slimeballsteve
It's really him, yeah.
02:01:57
OZ CUMM
I thought there was, it sounded like it, you know, I thought they were making.
02:01:59
Brother Devon
level.
02:01:59
slimeballsteve
No, it's him. And he he makes a return in the ah the brand new seasonal Christmas DLC that just came out strangely for October.
02:02:09
OZ CUMM
yeah You got like book goblins. I remember that was a monster.
02:02:11
slimeballsteve
Mm hmm.
02:02:12
OZ CUMM
Yeah, you could diagnose. Yeah, that was an interesting concept. There's a lot of games like that, that I want to get my hands on.
02:02:18
slimeballsteve
Little, little indie games that just digital see consoles, unfortunately.
02:02:19
OZ CUMM
You know what I mean?
02:02:24
OZ CUMM
Oh, and then, you know, once I download Fallout New Vegas, just saw it on Play.
02:02:25
Joakwin
Yeah.
02:02:29
slimeballsteve
Thank you.
02:02:29
Joakwin
Oh yeah, and you can just play wherever you are, whateverever whenever you want.
02:02:33
Brother Devon
Yeah.
02:02:33
OZ CUMM
You guys be like, you talking about my Fallout New Vegas deck? Yeah, I bought it.
02:02:39
slimeballsteve
Guys, I'm real scared, I'm real scared that what if Chris accidentally falls into the, what was that, Fallout, ah the other one?
02:02:47
Brother Devon
76.
02:02:48
Joakwin
76.
02:02:48
slimeballsteve
76, yeah.
02:02:50
OZ CUMM
Nah.
02:02:51
Joakwin
Is it good now, Fallout 76?
02:02:51
Brother Devon
I would literally, no, I don't think.
02:02:52
slimeballsteve
do
02:02:53
Brother Devon
I would lose respect for Chris, to be honest.
02:02:55
slimeballsteve
i i I tried to play it for a week and I was like, it was it was the Fallout show that like made me boot it up.
02:02:57
OZ CUMM
I haven't played it at all. I haven't played it once.
02:03:03
slimeballsteve
and like they definitely added stories and quests. So like it is a big jump from where it was, but it is still a buggy mess.
02:03:10
OZ CUMM
Yeah, I don't want somebody to poop in my mouth. And i that's akin to wanting to play that game. For me.
02:03:16
Joakwin
Oh, man, I I could I'll be able to buy you game games, Chris.
02:03:17
OZ CUMM
For me.
02:03:21
OZ CUMM
Whoo gonna give me Five copies of the rape game.
02:03:23
Joakwin
I know just the game I'm going to buy you two. I won't tell you what it is.
02:03:28
OZ CUMM
Thanks John Thanks, dude Just wait, just wait man, that's what I'm cooking up I'm gonna cook up a game where it hates people that play games
02:03:29
Joakwin
No, no way.
02:03:32
slimeballsteve
I didn't know they made a joke or two game.
02:03:37
Joakwin
Oh, man. Yeah, what what have I played on it that were like like games like Like games like Hotline Miami, I played those games again. I played Cuphead again on it.
02:03:52
Joakwin
um
02:03:53
OZ CUMM
Yeah, there's there's a lot of games that.
02:03:54
Joakwin
There's just a bunch of random games that you can just play on it, too.
02:03:57
OZ CUMM
And I've heard.
02:03:58
Joakwin
You can play Pizza Tower, Chris. I think that's like a $5 game, which she is awesome.
02:04:01
OZ CUMM
I would love to. I heard that was hilarious and cute.
02:04:04
Joakwin
Yeah, you can play pizz Pizza Tower.
02:04:07
OZ CUMM
You know, I've got the steam Texas, Santa's going to get that to me, so.
02:04:09
Joakwin
Shit like that. Hell, yeah.
02:04:12
Brother Devon
Yeah. Uh, well.
02:04:13
Joakwin
Shout out to Sani. J.K. Simmons Anna, from that Red One movie.
02:04:17
OZ CUMM
The one that hates transsexuals, I don't think so, dude.
02:04:21
Joakwin
Is J.K.
02:04:21
slimeballsteve
Night.
02:04:22
Joakwin
Simmons hates transsexuals?
02:04:23
OZ CUMM
JK Rowling. Oh, Jesus. It's really late.
02:04:26
Brother Devon
Well, I'll tell you there, J.K.
02:04:27
OZ CUMM
I got those two confused.
02:04:28
Joakwin
I said J.K.
02:04:28
slimeballsteve
Yeah, Chris is ready for bed.
02:04:29
Brother Devon
Simmons did like in whiplash.
02:04:29
Joakwin
Simmons, right?
02:04:31
Brother Devon
He would hate them on sections.
02:04:33
OZ CUMM
I don't think that's true.
02:04:33
Brother Devon
Whiplash. Uh, I think JK Simmons in Oz hates homosexuals.
02:04:35
OZ CUMM
That's not true.
02:04:39
Brother Devon
Uh, like JK Simmons definitely hates it.
02:04:41
Joakwin
jk J.K. Simmons in Spider-Man. This definitely does. It definitely does, yes.
02:04:47
Brother Devon
Uh, Chris, you know what else you're going to be gifted with though?
02:04:51
OZ CUMM
Oh no.
02:04:51
Brother Devon
Uh, Alan awake to DLC, uh, October 22nd.
02:04:54
slimeballsteve
Ooh.
02:04:55
OZ CUMM
For free?
02:04:56
Brother Devon
Uh, I mean, you bought the, the fuck you pack, right?
02:05:00
OZ CUMM
I don't know.
02:05:00
Brother Devon
Did you buy the fuck you? all Did you get the other DLC for free?
02:05:04
OZ CUMM
I don't think I did.
02:05:05
Brother Devon
Oh, never mind. You're fucked. um
02:05:07
OZ CUMM
I am fucked, I'm done.
02:05:09
slimeballsteve
Is this the one that stars? um What's her name from control?
02:05:12
Brother Devon
Maybe ah not like the main chick from control. This as to those who I think shows up at the end of Alan week two.
02:05:20
slimeballsteve
OK.
02:05:22
Brother Devon
ah Remember like the FPC person who's like I'm taking it over you fuck ah This is like her and she has like FPC guns and shit and she's like I gotta fix this ah It's it comes out October 22nd and I it's coming to my shit.
02:05:25
OZ CUMM
Yeah. Interesting.
02:05:39
Brother Devon
I know that I Got the I got it's coming to my shit.
02:05:42
slimeballsteve
It's coming to my shit.
02:05:44
Brother Devon
I got the fuck you free edition. I don't know what it was called.
02:05:46
OZ CUMM
Yeah, no, I might get up the poverty version.
02:05:49
Brother Devon
Dude, there's a there's a paint monster. you Go check. Go see if that DLC is a free.
02:05:53
Joakwin
Yeah, I want to do, I want to download. I want to download Baldur's Gate 3 on my Steam deck and it's fucking it's like, yeah, why why is it so large?
02:05:58
Brother Devon
It's like 3000 gigs, right?
02:06:00
slimeballsteve
Yeah. You know, it started off smaller and it was because they kept adding stuff after it released.
02:06:02
OZ CUMM
Big baby.
02:06:06
slimeballsteve
And then they added like they added that whole like post credits, not post credits.
02:06:07
Joakwin
Oh, they called you to eat it?
02:06:12
slimeballsteve
um There was like a like um an epilogue chapter that they added like months later.
02:06:14
OZ CUMM
Yeah.
02:06:18
slimeballsteve
So it just kept the ballooning in size.
02:06:20
OZ CUMM
It's huge.
02:06:20
Joakwin
Oh my god.
02:06:21
OZ CUMM
A lot of cutscenes.
02:06:23
Joakwin
A lot of sex scenes, Amir says.
02:06:25
OZ CUMM
Yeah, dude.
02:06:26
Joakwin
A lot of, yeah.
02:06:26
Brother Devon
Hell yeah, brother.
02:06:28
OZ CUMM
Can't wait. Can't wait for you to enjoy that.
02:06:31
Joakwin
God damn it.
02:06:32
OZ CUMM
You know, jerking off nonstop. Especially with the Steam Deck, you'd be doing it in public.
02:06:37
Joakwin
ah Oh, hell yeah.
02:06:38
OZ CUMM
Which is the whole point, right?
02:06:38
slimeballsteve
but
02:06:40
Joakwin
Doing it in my car?
02:06:41
OZ CUMM
Cranking your hog in public, baby!
02:06:46
Joakwin
man ah you guys dreamy yeah Oh, Yeah, my deck OLED.
02:06:47
slimeballsteve
Oh man, I gotta shoot me for that.
02:06:52
slimeballsteve
ah Yeah, shoot me for that.
02:06:52
OZ CUMM
Let everybody know! That's what the achievement is.
02:06:57
Joakwin
My goon deck OLED.
02:06:58
OZ CUMM
I cannot wait to get a goon deck. I really can't. I can't wait. I'm so excited.
02:07:05
Joakwin
Yeah, Fallout New Vegas.
02:07:05
OZ CUMM
ah
02:07:06
Joakwin
Yeah, let me check let me check this out.
Podcast Conclusion and Listener Engagement
02:07:09
Joakwin
Actually, we can we can end it if we want.
02:07:11
OZ CUMM
Yeah, I got to go soon.
02:07:12
slimeballsteve
All right, guys, um you know, tell us what things you're interested in. Just say it into whatever you're listening to.
02:07:21
OZ CUMM
Yeah, say right in your mic, your your pods and we'll hear you.
02:07:23
Brother Devon
Just scream it, dude. Just scream it.
02:07:24
slimeballsteve
Yeah.
02:07:25
Joakwin
a
02:07:25
OZ CUMM
We're going to hear you.
02:07:25
slimeballsteve
Yeah. But ah we'll talk to you all later. or See you, guys.
02:07:29
OZ CUMM
name
02:07:30
Brother Devon
Later.