Introduction and Hosts' Banter
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Brother Devon
Hello, you are listening to the all new anti fanboy podcast for the week of October 14, 2024.
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Brother Devon
I almost coughed through the entirety of that, and I didn't. I held the tickle in. Be proud, mom, dad. Oh, boy. ah Yeah.
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Brother Devon
So we're continuing on with the spooky streak of the month, the best month of the year, a first round draft pick, in my opinion. Uh, of months of the entire year, but with me is as always one Chris Galanti.
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OZ CUMM
Gotta admit going against the green. Gotta start referring to it as Rocktober.
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Brother Devon
Hmm. Steve Oteri.
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slimeballsteve
Hey, I'm going to start referring to it as Socktober.
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Brother Devon
And currently playing Silent Hill two on the discord. John
Gaming Talk: Discord and Silent Hill 2
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Phantom Libtard
Am I? is that Is it really what it's saying?
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Brother Devon
That's what it says. Right. So it's activity brow.
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Phantom Libtard
I don't even have it all. The sim playing it.
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OZ CUMM
Yo, is that, is that why it's so spooky? It plays when you're not even playing it.
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Phantom Libtard
Steve corrected.
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Brother Devon
Yeah, dude, it's playing currently.
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Phantom Libtard
Or is it just saying, is it act is it the activity thing where it just says, yeah, that doesn't mean I'm playing it right now.
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OZ CUMM
Oh, okay. okay Wait, if I'm going to be honest with you guys, the game, if the game played itself without you playing it and it was a spooky game, it's the greatest spooky game ever made.
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Brother Devon
It's activity is activity.
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Brother Devon
Oh, my God.
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OZ CUMM
And if Silent Hill two did that, Oh, Oh, excuse me.
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Phantom Libtard
Anyway, I want to, I refer to it as Cocktober, to be honest.
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Brother Devon
so Well, hey, now, whoa.
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Phantom Libtard
Yes, it's just it's just saying that what I've been up to lately.
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slimeballsteve
um oh my oh my
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Phantom Libtard
That's what that activity thing
Character Creation and Game Replays
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Brother Devon
well, you know, it's not it's not telling me Yo,
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Phantom Libtard
Is this what shows up on for me? And it's like one day ago, Duke Crux playing MTG arena. Sten has been playing space marine, but he's not playing right now.
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Brother Devon
he needs to relax dude. No, he needs to play with zen lose.
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Phantom Libtard
Oh, yes, yes, they need to see it. They need to fucking chill.
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Brother Devon
Yo, he's just playing trash Actually, I have that download it haven't played a second of it No, no zen was zone zero
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Phantom Libtard
Thirteen times streak for Zennel Zone Zero. What a fucking sicko, dude.
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slimeballsteve
Oh my, oh my.
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Phantom Libtard
Literal crack, literal fucking crack addict. Little crap.
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Phantom Libtard
Yeah, you know what?
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OZ CUMM
Wait, space marine?
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Phantom Libtard
I have. Baldur's Gate three, I've downloaded, haven't played a second event.
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Phantom Libtard
I'm too scared, too scared to play it.
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Brother Devon
Just scared i have I have a trial of that download it haven't played a second of it
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Phantom Libtard
I'm not ready.
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OZ CUMM
Why are you scared?
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Phantom Libtard
I'm not ready yet.
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OZ CUMM
Why are you scared?
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Phantom Libtard
Because I know.
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Phantom Libtard
I know that I know what comes, what comes with that game.
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OZ CUMM
John, what class are you gonna pick?
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Phantom Libtard
I don't know.
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OZ CUMM
What do you mean you don't know?
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Phantom Libtard
I saw I watched them.
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Phantom Libtard
I watched the video of somebody, some D and&D like freakazoid, like picking their character.
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Phantom Libtard
like creating their character. And it was like a five hour video on YouTube of just then doing their character.
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Phantom Libtard
And I'm like, oh, my God, this is really.
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slimeballsteve
Dude, it's it's real and the problem is like you'll make your character and you'll like keep going and then there'll be a point while you're playing the game you'll be like, oh, but what if I made a rogue?
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Phantom Libtard
Don't make another one.
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slimeballsteve
What if I made a bard or something like that? And you'll like just jump back. Don't do that. Don't do what I did. I did the intro like 17 times.
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OZ CUMM
I think if I replay that I'm going, I'm going to go bard. I want to see what that's like.
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Brother Devon
You know, I just replay the entire game as a new character class. Like that's just what I do.
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OZ CUMM
Yeah, I agree with that. But I do the same thing.
Mass Effect: Character Evolution and Humor
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OZ CUMM
But I hold and if I fuck things up as a monk, I'd be like, well, I'll go back and do it right with the bard.
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Brother Devon
So I play Dragon Age Inquisition like four times.
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slimeballsteve
There you go. It's not the choice. It's not the choices. It's just the ideas.
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slimeballsteve
The ideas pop in my head. I'm like, Oh man, what if I made like a really short, like, ah made ah I made a, no I gnome. I made it. What if I made a gnome monk?
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OZ CUMM
That's what I do it. I made a dwarf monk, but he was tiny everybody looked down when they talked to him. That was fun.
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slimeballsteve
Somebody with a big mustache.
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OZ CUMM
I had a big mustache too Yeah
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slimeballsteve
Dude, are we thinking about the same character?
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Phantom Libtard
oh like ah like col Like Colin Farrell in Miami Voice, maybe I'll make him in Baldur's Gate.
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slimeballsteve
Dude, make Colin Farrell from Miami Vice in Baldur's Gate.
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slimeballsteve
Baldur's Vice, you can call it.
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Brother Devon
ah So can I tell you the last time I played? a Yeah, the last time I played um Mass Effect, the Mass Effect trilogy, I had ah I had a clean cut shepherd in one.
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Brother Devon
A punished shepherd in three.
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Phantom Libtard
What is a punished shepherd?
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Brother Devon
And then basically.
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OZ CUMM
Yeah, what does that mean?
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Phantom Libtard
Elaborate on that, please.
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Brother Devon
Because because he's like he's grizzled and he's working for Cerberus now. So he had a little bit more gray in his hair.
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Phantom Libtard
Oh, he's a bitch. He's a corpo rat bitch. Is that what you mean?
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Brother Devon
He's a corporate rap bitch.
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Brother Devon
And then by the third one, I had like shell shocked Shepherd, where his hair is long and gray. And he says, I got to fight the Reapers.
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slimeballsteve
I'm noticing you don't just have like a great day, Shepard.
Gaming Anecdotes and Humor
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OZ CUMM
He had clean cut.
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Brother Devon
No, no, no, no. Great day, Shepherd. No, no, no, there's no such thing.
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slimeballsteve
Clean cut? Okay.
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slimeballsteve
There's no like,
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OZ CUMM
Okay, so even clean cut Shepard what did he what did he do like use a cheese grater to jerk off with or like what what was his thing?
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Brother Devon
ah He just, you know, just Vermeijer was was really rough, rough time for him.
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slimeballsteve
yeah there's a good dude There's a lot of edge on these shepherds, man.
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OZ CUMM
Okay, but you know what that bit of elaborate on that please ah ah Right
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Brother Devon
and No, we don't have to. We don't have. And then ah when I played Dragon Age Inquisition, I was so familiar with the the beats in that game after like traumatic events, I would change.
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Brother Devon
I would add a scar to him because that game had like a little it had a magic mirror where he just changed what he looks like.
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OZ CUMM
Sometimes I do that in role playing games when they give you the option to like, change your appearance.
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Brother Devon
Yeah, dude, I was like, oh, a bad thing just happened.
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Phantom Libtard
this renegade this like ultimate renegade shepherd like have flies and shit around his head like it's fable or no ace lava's cool though that's hot like girls like that shit bitches love that shit they love lava lava scars you might have to vote for them
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Brother Devon
His hair's long.
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slimeballsteve
In two, he's got the he's got the face lava.
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OZ CUMM
Stinky, stinky chef.
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Brother Devon
Yeah, yeah, he does have face lava. Yeah, face lava is cool, Steve.
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slimeballsteve
That's the thing though, like, okay, how would you feel if like, you know, we're going into the election, we're going into the we're going into the election.
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slimeballsteve
What if one of the candidates had a lot more lava scars than the other?
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Brother Devon
I might vote for him depending on how cool he was, dude.
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slimeballsteve
You're gonna vote for the lava scars?
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OZ CUMM
He said, yeah, specifically, Devitt said him, so he knows it would be Trump.
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slimeballsteve
Ha ha ha ha ha.
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OZ CUMM
Like, of all the people, he's the one that's gonna get lava scars.
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Phantom Libtard
Oh my god.
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Brother Devon
Hey, I'm a, I'm a straight white guy and I'm voting for him.
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Phantom Libtard
I'm voting for him, I ain't voting for them.
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Phantom Libtard
I ain't voting for them, they them.
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Brother Devon
Dude, I'm voting for this.
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Brother Devon
This shepherd, this shepherd, I know is going to, he's going to build that wall, dude.
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OZ CUMM
I mean, I don't deny your initial impulse.
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Brother Devon
He's going to put that wall
TV Shows and Domestic Humor
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slimeballsteve
make lava scars great again!
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Brother Devon
Yeah, dude.
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OZ CUMM
I don't deny your initial impulse though, and he would be the wall of wild scars. There's no doubt my mind.
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Brother Devon
Yeah, dude. Just say it, man.
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Brother Devon
I'm just saying that he's cooler. He has the cooler things to do and say.
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Phantom Libtard
Who renegade shepherd.
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Brother Devon
Renegade Shepherd is infinitely cooler.
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OZ CUMM
I did play renegade fem ship.
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Phantom Libtard
This is what happens when you piss me off.
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OZ CUMM
That was, that was fun.
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Phantom Libtard
I remember watching like the compilation videos of renegade shepherds lot like famous lines.
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Brother Devon
Yeah, dude. You big, stupid big jellyfish. Did he rules, man?
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Phantom Libtard
Does he get mad at the pizza party though?
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slimeballsteve
Yeah, does he throw like a big stink fit and then Gus goes in his room?
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OZ CUMM
I can't believe you know Pepperoni.
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slimeballsteve
You go, I don't like peppermoe!
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OZ CUMM
That's the real bad chef.
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Brother Devon
Now, dude, his one of ah one of the scenes is. a Oh, shit.
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Phantom Libtard
My God, what happened? ama Rogers just threw a Hail Mary.
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OZ CUMM
Yeah, and they caught it. They caught it.
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Phantom Libtard
Yeah, dude.
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Brother Devon
Oh, like intercepted or oh, shit.
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Phantom Libtard
Bag baby.
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OZ CUMM
No, no. He threw it to a Jets receiver.
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Brother Devon
Dude, and that's why he's the greatest quarterback to ever live.
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Phantom Libtard
Take take the vaccine straight out of my bloodstream immediately, remove them, please.
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Brother Devon
Yeah, I need to throw some bombs, man.
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OZ CUMM
anyway into more less scumbag things.
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Brother Devon
Yeah, well.
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Brother Devon
I haven't watched it.
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Phantom Libtard
Penguin check.
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Brother Devon
Oh, actually, wait, can I ask you? Because I just got my fucking ass chewed out for this. So I'm going down, getting some water, right? I said, hey, guys, I'm going to get some water. Took me a little bit longer than it should have.
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Brother Devon
The reason is because Jenny's like, hey, I have a question. I was like, what? She's like, have you been watching Penguin without me? And I was like, and I said, no, I lied right now.
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Phantom Libtard
Oh, shit.
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Brother Devon
I didn't know I said, I said, yeah.
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Brother Devon
And then her eyes just bugged out. She's like, what the fuck?
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Phantom Libtard
Get the fuck out of here.
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Brother Devon
I was like, I don't you didn't ask me.
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OZ CUMM
You know, you know what's fucked up about that, Devin, where I kind of do take her side. She introduced you to the Sopranos and that's like the spiritual.
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Phantom Libtard
Yeah, and this is a Prana show.
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Brother Devon
No, no, no, no. hold Hold on. Hold on. It's not like I was sitting here going, what's the Sopranos?
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Phantom Libtard
Wait just a second here, Christopher.
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Brother Devon
Like I knew about it.
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OZ CUMM
ah I know you did, but you never would have watched it if Jenny didn't tell you to watch it.
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Brother Devon
Well, let's just say my, my lava skin just cracked and I'm on my way to Renegade.
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Phantom Libtard
Yeah. So you're wrong. You're wrong, Devin.
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slimeballsteve
Wait, wait, wait, well hold on, here you go. Devin, I'll give you a quick cover.
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Brother Devon
Dude, her eyes bugged out. She's like, what the fuck?
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slimeballsteve
I'll give you, oh babe, I didn't know you'd be interested. did you Did you see the Batman? I didn't, did you see the Batman? Cause we could watch the Batman tonight.
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Brother Devon
Yeah, we can watch the Batman. What am I saying like that?
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OZ CUMM
That's how you sucker, sucker into
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Brother Devon
We could watch
TikTok and Social Media Humor
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Phantom Libtard
do you have to say it like that?
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Brother Devon
the Batman tonight, the Batman.
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OZ CUMM
the be there but yeah Bad Yo, bad.
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Phantom Libtard
Not Batman.
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slimeballsteve
Oh babe, babe, I didn't know, babe, you wanna watch the Batman?
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Phantom Libtard
Do you even?
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Brother Devon
Then I'm sorry, did you want to like the Batman?
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Phantom Libtard
Babe, did you even wa- Babe, did you even watch Miami Vice?
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slimeballsteve
Sorry about that, babe.
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Phantom Libtard
Babe, did you even watch Miami Vice?
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Phantom Libtard
His first-
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OZ CUMM
Did you see the bad man?
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slimeballsteve
Beb, it's basically my, Batman.
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Brother Devon
So ah she did.
00:09:02
Brother Devon
So she countered she countered with this. And in my opinion, this doesn't do her any favors. She's like, babe, I watched all of Gotham. And I was like, that doesn't that doesn't mean anything to me.
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Phantom Libtard
You were like, you did the Ryan Gosling fucking gif meme?
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OZ CUMM
yeah that really is yeah you would hate everything about Gotham
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slimeballsteve
Wait, wait, ah she hit you with, I watched all of Gotham?
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Brother Devon
Yeah. Yeah.
00:09:20
Brother Devon
Yeah. And I was like, so you would hate Batman. You hate.
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slimeballsteve
that's a hold up That's a lot of a show to watch without you, Devin.
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Brother Devon
You know, I'll be
Silent Hill 2: Nostalgia and Mechanics
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slimeballsteve
might you might be like, dude, what the fuck?
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Brother Devon
Oh, I should have turned the tables.
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slimeballsteve
Dude, come on.
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slimeballsteve
Remember like a couple weeks ago, we talked about that being eight seasons long or something?
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Brother Devon
Yeah, ah you know, I don't fucking.
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slimeballsteve
Yeah, going downstairs and be like, did you watch Pennyworth film me?
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Brother Devon
I flip a table.
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slimeballsteve
Did you watch Pennyworth?
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Brother Devon
I'll be honest though, like her when she says she watched something, it's not quite exactly what you think is when she watches something, she's in the other room, she's on her phone and she just misses entire episodes and she just fires it up.
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Brother Devon
And hey, it's great that she can live that hellacious life.
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slimeballsteve
Ooh, I kind of want to do a test, Chris.
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Brother Devon
I can't, you know, I can't do it.
00:10:11
slimeballsteve
Chris, John, I want to do a test. I want to sit Jenny and Devin down in separate rooms to watch the same thing and then take a quiz on it and see who retains the most info.
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Brother Devon
Dude, you know I crush. You know i I clear. Are you kidding me?
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Brother Devon
You're a fool.
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Phantom Libtard
It has to be something like mundane though not like it can't be like I don't know dude
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Brother Devon
It doesn't matter. I would fucking clear.
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slimeballsteve
it needed Yeah, I need it. I need it to be like like something that is like it's not playing either side it is just like perfectly like
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OZ CUMM
Oh, an episode of that 9-1-1 show that's on know CBS or ABC.
00:10:43
Brother Devon
yeah No, no.
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OZ CUMM
They both have to watch it.
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Brother Devon
I just, you know what, you know what?
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OZ CUMM
And it's the episode where the guy had a bunch of lions living in his house. You guys have to break it down.
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OZ CUMM
Because I don't understand it.
00:11:00
OZ CUMM
Is that supposed to be funny?
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Brother Devon
It's just, it's just more of a Chris is like, I literally don't understand that.
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OZ CUMM
What is the show?
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OZ CUMM
What is it? I don't know. what whole They spent ah half a season on a cruise ship and everything was falling apart.
00:11:13
Brother Devon
This is 911.
00:11:16
Brother Devon
Why are you watching so much 911?
00:11:16
Phantom Libtard
I thought you were talking about F. Boy Island.
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OZ CUMM
because f boy island.
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Phantom Libtard
It sounded like you were talking about F. Boy Island.
00:11:22
slimeballsteve
no not talk about fboy island not penguin right we're talking about penguin
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OZ CUMM
It's triangle sadness. That's what basically what they try to do.
00:11:25
Brother Devon
Yeah, I was gonna say.
00:11:27
OZ CUMM
Um, yeah, no, it's, um, it's a hell of a show and I'm, I really hope that this procedure goes well for both of you because Steve's onto something.
00:11:37
OZ CUMM
You need to do a Put them by f boy island. All right.
00:11:42
OZ CUMM
We're talking about a lot of things here.
00:11:43
slimeballsteve
which by the way, I watched the first three episodes. I'm loving it guys. Like the thing I said about that very first episode is it's not a thing where you like, you watch that first episode and you're like, well, I want to see where this goes.
00:11:55
slimeballsteve
You are immediately kind of like in on it. Like after like the first
Gaming Remakes and Nostalgia
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slimeballsteve
five, 10 minutes, you're like, Oh, Oh, okay.
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slimeballsteve
All right.
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OZ CUMM
This is what your life is.
00:12:06
slimeballsteve
we're in some We're in for some mad cap, ah mafioso madness, and I'm in on it.
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Brother Devon
What's, what's your favorite foodism?
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slimeballsteve
Ooh, you guys didn't talk about this, but i I'm not a guy who likes pickles.
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Brother Devon
Food relevant scene in penguin.
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Phantom Libtard
The pickles pickle
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slimeballsteve
I really liked how they bonded over mixing their slushies.
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OZ CUMM
Oh, there you go.
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slimeballsteve
I liked it, I liked it, because that's something I think we can all relate with. It made me feel like I'm a smart ah mob mob boss.
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OZ CUMM
I, the other thing we didn't talk about that I relate with, uh, way too much cilantro in this tacos.
00:12:41
slimeballsteve
Oh, they went wild.
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OZ CUMM
Way too much cilantro.
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slimeballsteve
Pick those out with your hands.
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OZ CUMM
Get that out of there.
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OZ CUMM
He's right. It's like soap.
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slimeballsteve
I think that's, that's a fun thing when you like, you're like writing a script and you're like, what if we just write something that's like relatable food wise that we all kind of ah deal with.
00:12:59
Brother Devon
but the fuck covered covered in this. Pick it off.
00:13:02
OZ CUMM
I mean, somebody's eating a meatball on this episode.
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Phantom Libtard
It's covenant cilantro. What did I say about the cilantro, Vic?
00:13:06
OZ CUMM
And I'm like, that's pretty hot way to eat a meatball.
00:13:06
slimeballsteve
Dude. Guys, you were right. I'm gonna say something that might be viewed as controversial. This is better than the movie it spawned from.
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OZ CUMM
Yeah, 100%. I agree.
00:13:18
Brother Devon
Maybe because things happen in this movie or in the show.
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OZ CUMM
I think it's just, yeah.
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Phantom Libtard
I mean, it just goes to show Batman is just the worst.
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OZ CUMM
And I can see them.
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Phantom Libtard
It's it's the curse of Batman, where like his his rogues gallery and everybody else are just better than him.
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slimeballsteve
I mean like getting to see the effects of the like levees being blown up and it like just like wiping out like a population of the city because you're kind of stuck in that stadium.
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Phantom Libtard
Oh it's always been like that.
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slimeballsteve
for that scene in the movie, and but like actually seeing like the actual mayhem it wreaks and like getting to see like how like you know this this is like third episode stuff, but like these like group of like young high school friends like went from being like, ha ha, we're having the time of our life to like having to like reassess where they want to be or like how to survive without their families.
00:14:10
slimeballsteve
like That's fun for like that character.
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OZ CUMM
Yeah, and it also echoes Batman.
00:14:12
slimeballsteve
like That's interesting.
00:14:17
slimeballsteve
It does, but it also, that's the choice.
00:14:17
OZ CUMM
I mean, you get that as well.
00:14:21
slimeballsteve
It's like, do you want to be Batman or do you want to be paying when, when let's just say penguin
00:14:24
OZ CUMM
Yeah, I think that's Gotham, right? That's Gotham, baby.
Watching Games vs. Playing
00:14:30
slimeballsteve
pays better?
00:14:30
slimeballsteve
I think that's not true.
00:14:31
OZ CUMM
Ooh, that's not true, yeah.
00:14:33
slimeballsteve
That's not true.
00:14:33
Brother Devon
I say once a literal billionaire.
00:14:36
slimeballsteve
Yeah, but like he like hounds your ass, dude.
00:14:39
slimeballsteve
That dude's, that dude's not taking you out to nice restaurants. You got to stay on the Batman diet.
00:14:43
OZ CUMM
I have a sneaking, I have a sneaking suspicion that in, in the next movie that Batman's going to give away a lot of his wealth.
00:14:44
Brother Devon
That's true. You disgust me. You just see some meat in the carbs.
00:14:53
OZ CUMM
Bruce Wayne is to like Gotham.
00:14:55
OZ CUMM
I think that's what they're going to try to work with as an angle.
00:14:58
Brother Devon
Dude, I'll be honest.
00:14:58
OZ CUMM
So you might be right.
00:14:59
Brother Devon
I don't even know if they're going to make another one.
00:15:02
slimeballsteve
After Joker 2, full yaddi.
00:15:04
Brother Devon
Well, that.
00:15:05
Phantom Libtard
No, they are now with Penguin as the fucking main squeeze. That's what's going to happen, dude.
00:15:09
slimeballsteve
Oh, Penguin kills Batman in that.
00:15:09
Brother Devon
Yeah. Well, it's just like, dude, he's so I don't know. Robert Pattinson seems so disinterested in that entire
00:15:19
Phantom Libtard
He's precious.
Indie Films and Netflix Critique
00:15:20
Phantom Libtard
He's precious.
00:15:21
slimeballsteve
I don't think he wants to act.
00:15:21
Phantom Libtard
You're crazy.
00:15:23
Brother Devon
I think he wants to act. I just don't think he cares about being Batman.
00:15:25
slimeballsteve
But like, what does he wanna do?
00:15:28
Brother Devon
Let's be Mickey.
00:15:30
slimeballsteve
but Who's Mickey?
00:15:30
Brother Devon
Mickey seven Mickey Mickey Mouse. He wants to be the mascot. No, Mickey, that bong new bong movie.
00:15:38
OZ CUMM
It seems like he wants to work with a bunch of directors, like a bunch of lauded directors.
00:15:40
slimeballsteve
Oh, right, right.
00:15:44
OZ CUMM
That's what it's looking like to me.
00:15:45
slimeballsteve
He's trying to do the Chris Evans thing.
00:15:49
Brother Devon
Yeah, except except workout.
00:15:50
slimeballsteve
He's like, well, I was Batman and now I get to be in a Bong movie.
00:15:54
Brother Devon
We had a ball movie.
00:15:55
OZ CUMM
I mean, I think there's something to it, right?
00:15:55
slimeballsteve
that's what That's what Chris Evans did. He was Captain America and then he was in a Bong movie.
00:15:59
Phantom Libtard
he was days in sunshine Yeah.
00:16:04
slimeballsteve
Is that the path, the greatness?
00:16:05
OZ CUMM
Well, also, you know, Robert Pattinson worked with the Safdie brothers, you know, he's worked with other notable directors before this.
00:16:12
Phantom Libtard
yeah That was a good movie, man.
00:16:15
slimeballsteve
yeah he's Yeah, he's a good actor.
00:16:16
Phantom Libtard
Have you seen that movie, Devon? good Good time.
00:16:18
Brother Devon
I have not and I've always wanted to.
00:16:20
Phantom Libtard
Just watch it. Just watch it.
00:16:22
slimeballsteve
He was in that World Trade Center movie.
00:16:23
Brother Devon
I got that confused with 13 rounds for a long time.
00:16:27
Phantom Libtard
ah Watch it with Jenny. Instead of watching the Batman, watch good time instead.
00:16:31
Brother Devon
No, I have to watch a lot of I have to rewatch a lot of penguin for me.
00:16:36
slimeballsteve
Oh, you poor thing.
00:16:36
Brother Devon
Let's get a fucking rule.
00:16:39
OZ CUMM
that was your plan all along
00:16:39
Brother Devon
I'm excited. Yeah, it was.
00:16:42
slimeballsteve
You're gonna be like, you're gonna be like, babe, I also watched X-Men 97 without you.
00:16:46
Brother Devon
Oh, no, dude.
00:16:50
Brother Devon
No, like that was actually it was funny because she was like, oh, this looks pretty good. I was like, yeah, it is. And then I just like kept watching it. Like I was like,
Saturday Night Live: History and Impact
00:17:00
Phantom Libtard
Fucking savage, dude. You know, it actually is pretty good.
00:17:00
Brother Devon
no, but I was like, dude, I'm not like waiting.
00:17:02
OZ CUMM
That was your plan all along.
00:17:03
Brother Devon
I'm not waiting for you to watch this.
00:17:04
Phantom Libtard
Uh, good night. Later. See you later.
00:17:09
Phantom Libtard
See you later.
00:17:09
Brother Devon
But now. So now we're going to have to put my put my mom on blast, though, because I have to watch episode four. And then I'm really, oh, ba I think my mom watched it.
00:17:23
Brother Devon
Oh, no, I have to live a lie for a few weeks.
00:17:28
slimeballsteve
Can you can you talk in like a like a like a very suspicious accent when you're saying that?
00:17:33
Brother Devon
um but hey but I don't know what happened here.
00:17:35
slimeballsteve
a you You know, I have my mom on the account so you gotta make sure
00:17:41
Brother Devon
You know, I you know how like sometimes I fall asleep and just do you play it auto please, babe?
00:17:48
OZ CUMM
Buh-buh, now I do want to watch that.
00:17:48
Brother Devon
I think that's what happened.
00:17:50
slimeballsteve
your Baby, baby, that's the thing, I was watching Colin Firth movies, and then it rolled over to Colin Farrell movies, I guess so.
00:17:59
Brother Devon
Actually, you know what, according to Netflix, I'm I've watched half of that Zack Snyder anime.
00:18:06
Brother Devon
And I watched half of the Lara Croft anime.
00:18:09
OZ CUMM
You gotta to let me know what it's like, Devin.
00:18:10
Brother Devon
I put it on and then I fall right asleep and then five episodes go by.
00:18:11
OZ CUMM
That's, that's me. Oh boy.
00:18:15
slimeballsteve
That's fair, that's fair.
00:18:17
Brother Devon
um like right And What are you going to do, dude?
00:18:21
OZ CUMM
I mean, a guys, I have to admit, I am watching an ad for 911 right now where a male a male cheoli male cheerleader gets sacked by a defensive player into a bench and they get called there because they think he broke his spine.
00:18:26
Brother Devon
Stop, stop.
00:18:35
Phantom Libtard
Hell yeah.
Horror Movies and Storytelling
00:18:40
Brother Devon
Okay, actually, I'm in.
00:18:41
OZ CUMM
So maybe the show is good.
00:18:41
Phantom Libtard
This is the this is the Jennifer Love Hewitt show.
00:18:45
Phantom Libtard
The Jennifer Love Hewitt 911 show.
00:18:46
Brother Devon
Now that's the masseuse, right?
00:18:48
OZ CUMM
No, he's, John is, she's a 911.
00:18:50
Phantom Libtard
No, that's the Sean. watt That's the Sean Watson TV show.
00:18:58
slimeballsteve
Y'all are going to hell for these jokes.
00:18:58
OZ CUMM
Well, see, maybe you should watch 911, that's all I'm saying.
00:18:59
Phantom Libtard
Yeah, it is.
00:19:03
slimeballsteve
You know what, guys?
00:19:05
slimeballsteve
It's a nev- It's a never-ending chase of shows with you guys. I catch up, I'm watching The Penguin, and finally we're watching Reno 911?
00:19:14
OZ CUMM
No, just 9 1 1 okay stop making a big joke out of it.
00:19:18
OZ CUMM
It's a good show tons there's tons you're gonna be having a blast Evan shut your mouth
00:19:19
slimeballsteve
I like the jokes!
00:19:23
Brother Devon
How many seasons of 911 are there? Let's see. A hundred and nine episodes.
00:19:32
slimeballsteve
God damn it, what is this, the ruto?
00:19:35
Brother Devon
Dude, yeah, Chris has watched everyone.
00:19:41
Brother Devon
and Evidently, he's watching everyone.
00:19:42
OZ CUMM
guys There is a cut where they cut down all the filler so it It's just three movies it's like Trust I Don't worry so you just cut out all the Rob Lowe stuff.
00:19:48
slimeballsteve
Oh my God, dude.
00:19:48
Brother Devon
Oh, there's those filler filler ah guide.
00:19:54
slimeballsteve
There's all these, wait, what?
00:19:59
Brother Devon
What about the B plots? I'm going to get so confused.
00:20:05
OZ CUMM
It's not interesting
00:20:06
Brother Devon
ah No fucking way.
00:20:09
slimeballsteve
You're telling me I got to wait for the what was the um the the Dragon Ball one that was like the cut down version of that series.
00:20:12
Brother Devon
The low cut. Yeah. Oh, Kai.
00:20:18
slimeballsteve
Yeah, I have to watch 911 Kai.
00:20:20
OZ CUMM
Can you make a Seinfeld Kai, Steve?
00:20:23
OZ CUMM
Where you cut down all the episodes.
00:20:25
OZ CUMM
Can't make it like a movie. It's easily digestible.
00:20:31
slimeballsteve
Because he wants to have a show made, he talks to NBC, and the show gets made.
00:20:34
OZ CUMM
Yes. Then he gets on that airplane and he goes to jail.
00:20:45
Brother Devon
Or guys, I really would like a Silent Hill check. I want to. Whoa, I was not ready for that one.
00:20:57
Phantom Libtard
I'd have a good I'd have a good update for you if I wasn't playing Bellatros so much the real game of the year
00:21:00
Brother Devon
Oh, my God.
00:21:02
slimeballsteve
Uh, I played a little bit more.
00:21:04
slimeballsteve
I, um, I am finished or going through the hospital.
Modernizing Classic Games
00:21:10
slimeballsteve
Um, I haven't beat it.
00:21:10
Brother Devon
Is that like. I want to see if you guys beat it.
00:21:10
Phantom Libtard
but Why do you need it why do you need a song he'll check down wasn't why does it matter to you?
00:21:16
Phantom Libtard
I'm gonna beat it.
00:21:16
slimeballsteve
Uh, yeah, it is, uh, he's like, he said, David, give us time.
00:21:18
Phantom Libtard
I Bought like five games in the last four weeks and and I've not played any of them because of the watch
00:21:19
Brother Devon
Right now, I'm curious. I'm just curious.
00:21:26
slimeballsteve
We are dealing with an addiction right now.
00:21:27
Phantom Libtard
Yeah, give me. Yeah, come on man.
00:21:29
slimeballsteve
Um, i Dude, I don't know what it is I feel like for some reason when I'm playing survival horror games and there's a hospital in it My dumbass can't find the door that I need to go in No, that's the thing that's the thing you know how you know how Resident Evil the remakes have like the nice updated map that show you like what rooms you've already checked and are completed and
00:21:43
Brother Devon
Don't you just follow the arrows, dude?
00:21:44
Phantom Libtard
Let's call PTSD. That's what that that's what that is.
00:21:55
slimeballsteve
Silent Hill remake does the classic Silent Hill map where it's just like some squiggles lines
Gaming Preferences and Tastes
00:22:00
Brother Devon
I like this video.
00:22:00
slimeballsteve
on certain things.
00:22:01
slimeballsteve
And I'm like, I don't know. And there's like, there's one door that is covered in a tarp. And I forgot it was a door while I was trying to check all the doors. And I walked around for like two hours in this hospital.
00:22:13
slimeballsteve
I'm like, dude, I don't know where this fucking door is. I don't know where I'm going. And then I like accidentally bumped into it and I was like, oh, I'm an idiot. So I spent like three hours on a part that should have, no, no, no, I went and I faced the boss of the hospital and um I whooped his ass.
00:22:22
Brother Devon
And then you shut it off.
00:22:30
Brother Devon
Yeah. So your, uh, game of the year hospital hospital of the year.
00:22:35
slimeballsteve
I mean, i am i am an i am I'm enjoying my time with it, but um i was've I've been having talks where I'm saying like, this is ah this is a good game, but it doesn't feel like a Silent Hill game.
00:22:50
slimeballsteve
in the sense where I think Silent Hill games kinda had a...
00:22:54
Phantom Libtard
Tim is that you Jim over your brain I agree I agree I agree Yeah, I'll be I'll be the first to admit this game's not as good as people were saying but again I haven't really I haven't really played much of it
00:22:55
slimeballsteve
Whoa, he's possessed my body! Oh no! I would've seen Iron Mutant!
00:23:05
slimeballsteve
No, I just like the sense where it's like, I think like older games kinda have like a cursed feel to them. And uh...
00:23:17
slimeballsteve
i I'm enjoying having people talk about Silent Hill again.
00:23:21
Phantom Libtard
Yeah, yeah.
00:23:22
slimeballsteve
like i am I am awesome that that's that that box is open.
00:23:24
Phantom Libtard
It's nice.
00:23:27
slimeballsteve
um Some of the conversations people are having are terrible.
00:23:28
Phantom Libtard
Do I think their actual Silent Hill got are they are they actual Silent Hill people that review these games?
00:23:34
Phantom Libtard
No, I don't think so.
00:23:36
Phantom Libtard
I appreciate them for giving good reviews and everything.
00:23:40
slimeballsteve
I don't want to be a snob about it. um But ah I do think you know there is very much like ah this is a more palatable version of Silent Hill 2.
00:23:52
Brother Devon
So it's playable.
00:23:53
slimeballsteve
it is It got me.
00:23:56
Brother Devon
Well, it's modern, it's modernized.
00:23:56
slimeballsteve
um Yeah, you know, i'm I'm happy that we can play it. i'm I'm kind of hoping that at some point they're just like here, we actually like are going to give you like the classic version two.
00:24:06
Brother Devon
But do you think you'd want to go back and actually play it? Because like, Silent Hills have always played kind of like butt, right?
00:24:13
slimeballsteve
I mean, that's that's that's the question, right? Is there a point where you want to go back to Resident Evil? Like one, two, three for the PlayStation?
00:24:24
Brother Devon
Honestly, I would.
00:24:28
Phantom Libtard
Yeah, I would. Why not?
00:24:29
Brother Devon
And I'll be honest, I've been kind of spoiled by the the the Final Fantasy kind of. Re releases because they just they add.
00:24:39
Phantom Libtard
um You guys can't hear, how I just rolled my eyes so so far back by my head.
00:24:42
Brother Devon
No, no, because because what they do is they they add like. They had like triple speed mode. They had no battle mode. They had like, you know, auto. They just make it fucking easy to play.
00:24:54
Brother Devon
And you can kind of really breeze through those games if you want to. ah You can just play them without having to feel like you need to grind.
00:25:02
Brother Devon
And like if there was some sort of just like, oh, just here's like a. can unlock. I don't know. Like, I'm not sure if that's the best way to go about it, but if they did something to kind of modernize the old games without going full remake, whether that's.
00:25:19
slimeballsteve
If they did what they did with the HD remake of Resident Evil remake, like if if they try to like make the the controls a little bit nicer for like modern modern um players where it's not tank controls solely um and maybe kind of like, I don't know.
00:25:21
Brother Devon
I just need an accessibility mode to make it seem like I'm invincible. That's what I.
00:25:40
Brother Devon
ah need it to be
00:25:40
OZ CUMM
The tank controls really are the thing that bug me the most.
00:25:43
slimeballsteve
I think that's the thing that like holds back a lot of new players like
00:25:46
Phantom Libtard
I love tank controls.
00:25:48
slimeballsteve
I'd do too, like that's the thing, like when I am playing, when I am playing Resident Evil Remake, it is, when I am running around, I am using the analog stick, but when I am fighting the zombies, I am back to classic tank controls.
00:26:02
OZ CUMM
Yeah. Yeah. To some degree that is true, but man, it is a lot, it's a little more seamless.
00:26:08
Phantom Libtard
It's a lot. Yeah, I understand.
00:26:10
Phantom Libtard
It's not like I it's not like I look down on people that don't want to play the old Resident Evils because of the tank controls. Right. But I don't know. Like I played OG Ari for what?
00:26:22
Phantom Libtard
A couple of years ago. Right. Before the remake came out.
00:26:26
Phantom Libtard
And it was fine. It felt fine to me.
00:26:29
slimeballsteve
I mean, that's the game, that's the game that like defined that genre though.
00:26:29
Phantom Libtard
And those are desert.
00:26:33
Phantom Libtard
That's tank controls. Yeah, that's tank controls.
00:26:35
slimeballsteve
It is tank control, but it does it so good.
00:26:38
slimeballsteve
It it makes you feel.
00:26:39
OZ CUMM
There's nothing about that locked camera that really helps the whole thing out, you know?
00:26:43
slimeballsteve
Yeah, over the shoulder.
00:26:44
Phantom Libtard
Oh, yeah, yeah. Yeah, yeah.
00:26:46
Phantom Libtard
So I think, yeah, playing like I think the thing that would that the hump that I would have to get over to play the old games is probably just the graphics, to be honest, like.
00:26:57
Phantom Libtard
I think I could play.
00:26:57
Brother Devon
Yeah, they just smooth that out a little bit, you know?
00:26:57
Phantom Libtard
I think I could play. Yeah, no, I could play like I could play Resident Evil remake. Like I can play remake. I could probably play that. But like directors cut. Like you would have to like I don't know that would be tough that would be tough to play director Scott Or even Or even I don't know man cuz like It but hasn't been that long since I played og re2 either.
00:27:22
Phantom Libtard
I think I played it on my PS Vita or some shit like Like after like after no after the PS Vita died I played og re2 and 3 on it on it, but
00:27:27
slimeballsteve
That was a decade ago, John.
00:27:35
slimeballsteve
John, that was a decade ago.
00:27:36
Phantom Libtard
I don't know. Yeah, I don't know.
00:27:41
slimeballsteve
ah it is It is interesting. i am I am very happy I have this game like to play. I have been enjoying my time with it. I do wish it was a little bit more optimized. I feel like it is falling into a lot of like the the Unreal Engine 5 things where it has a lot of stutter because of like shaders loading in, stuff like that.
00:28:02
slimeballsteve
it's I'm hoping there's an optimization update at some point. um
00:28:07
Phantom Libtard
Yeah, it's been it's been kind of tough playing it, in my opinion.
00:28:10
slimeballsteve
it is it is a It is cool to have. But that's ah that's our Silent Hill 2 update.
00:28:16
Phantom Libtard
Yeah, you happy, Devin?
00:28:16
Brother Devon
all right I did I still I do really want it still I know what am I what am I 12 what am I ah a zoomer sure I don't know what is my handle I don't know
00:28:16
slimeballsteve
We'll keep you posted.
00:28:17
Phantom Libtard
Are you going to get it? Are you going to get the game now?
00:28:21
slimeballsteve
I've been seeing your TikToks, Devin. Devin's been sitting in his car and just giving you given your info.
00:28:26
Phantom Libtard
You don't even have to play it. Just watch you know just watch somebody play it. Same thing. Same thing. It's the same thing.
00:28:34
slimeballsteve
By the way, wait, wait, wait. Can we can we plug your TikTok real quick?
00:28:38
slimeballsteve
What's your what's your handle?
00:28:40
OZ CUMM
Go for it, Devin.
00:28:43
slimeballsteve
Devon, this is your moment, I'm selling your updates.
00:28:45
Brother Devon
I'm bad at TikTok, dude. I don't fucking know.
00:28:48
slimeballsteve
I do, I think it's AFB, AFB Devon, AFB Devon.
00:28:49
OZ CUMM
Isn't it that old Copac?
00:28:52
Brother Devon
Ah, you know what, Chris? It should have been.
00:28:54
Brother Devon
It's probably AFB, Devin. That sounds right.
00:28:56
slimeballsteve
But you know, I respect, I respect you putting stuff out there, cause I, you know, I was like kind of hounding Tim, and you gave me what I wanted Devon, so I was like, hmm, fair game, I was like fair, I was like a point goes to Devon, hmm, fair game.
00:29:10
Phantom Libtard
Fair game.
00:29:11
Brother Devon
Are you just, you wait, so you're just harassing Tim to make a TikTok?
00:29:14
slimeballsteve
ah No, no, no, no, no, I'm just I just I'm enjoying hearing people's thoughts on the Silent Hill 2 stuff.
00:29:16
Brother Devon
Jim, come on.
00:29:17
OZ CUMM
and and I've been doing that that's separate Hey, how you doing dog?
00:29:21
Phantom Libtard
I saw a suggestion for a Cheeks Galani for my TikTok.
00:29:26
Phantom Libtard
i don't know who that is i know that is
00:29:29
OZ CUMM
who could that be
00:29:30
Phantom Libtard
and couldns
00:29:32
slimeballsteve
What what if.
00:29:32
Phantom Libtard
ah cause couldn tell you i couldn't tell you who cheeks galani is but you know
00:29:32
Brother Devon
Oh no, who could that be?
00:29:37
Phantom Libtard
i don't know i don't know
00:29:38
slimeballsteve
yeah After this podcast goes out, there are thousands and thousands of followers to that account.
00:29:47
Phantom Libtard
ah just you know i saw a suggestion they were like you may know this person cheeks kalani but i i don't i don't know who it was i never go on and never going to talk you still send me shit on tiktok them because i'd literally never go i never go on there
00:29:53
Brother Devon
you You know, can I? Can I just tell you that the TikTok website on my actual computer is the most obnoxious website of all time?
00:30:04
slimeballsteve
Oh, don't use the website. It's awful.
00:30:06
Brother Devon
and I know. Well, I'm just trying I'm literally trying to find out what my user name is.
00:30:06
slimeballsteve
It's awful.
00:30:11
slimeballsteve
It's afbdevan.
00:30:13
Brother Devon
It's not really.
00:30:15
Brother Devon
I popped on on it. I did to to Steve's point. I popped on to it a few because I was like,
00:30:20
Phantom Libtard
Do you follow cheeks go you follow a cheeks galani though?
00:30:21
OZ CUMM
I, I, the only, the reason I got one, the only reason that Cheeks Galani probably got one was because all the kids at work are sending them TikToks.
00:30:24
Brother Devon
I'm literally logging on to follow Cheeks Galani, you know.
00:30:24
Phantom Libtard
i that and he just i don't know who I don't know who it is though.
00:30:26
slimeballsteve
Yeah, I think we all need to follow chief Kalani this moment.
00:30:33
Phantom Libtard
I don't know who it is. Just let you know Okay, all right, okay, I thought you got I thought Devin I thought Devin like try to try to like convince you to get a tick-tock or some bullshit for some stupid reason
00:30:43
OZ CUMM
He needs to look at them, everyone's going home.
00:30:49
OZ CUMM
no no no i'm just that's a prediction i'm making a theory it's a theory more than anything i don't know yeah it could be anybody
00:30:54
Phantom Libtard
Oh, yeah, because because we don't know who it is.
00:30:55
Brother Devon
Name theory.
00:30:56
Phantom Libtard
We don't know who it is, obviously. Yeah, we don't know who that is.
00:31:01
Phantom Libtard
So did you guys find them?
00:31:04
slimeballsteve
Oh, I found him, I found him.
00:31:07
slimeballsteve
Big C for Cheeks next to his name.
00:31:09
Phantom Libtard
It's Kalani, baby.
00:31:11
Brother Devon
you what What are what ares like like videos, dude?
00:31:13
Phantom Libtard
It was just like you may know this person. I don't know. I don't know how they think that I would know somebody named the chief. Oh, it was the first. I didn't even follow him now. Yeah, but I follow him now.
00:31:21
Brother Devon
Guys, I found my own. I was able to log into my own. Yeah. AFB, Devin, baby.
00:31:26
slimeballsteve
AFB Devon, go follow, go follow.
00:31:26
Brother Devon
That's me with an L.
00:31:29
Brother Devon
Give me a follow.
00:31:29
Phantom Libtard
Cheeks Copac.
00:31:30
Brother Devon
Cheeks, go back.
00:31:31
slimeballsteve
Go follow.
00:31:34
OZ CUMM
You all jump on a train.
00:31:34
Brother Devon
Dude, dude, Chris has tickled pink by Cheeks Galani.
00:31:41
Phantom Libtard
Yeah, I mean, wouldn't you if somebody if somebody named Cheeks Suarez came came about randomly, I'd i'd be pretty I'd be pretty annot entertained by that.
00:31:41
Brother Devon
I'm fine. I can hit him with a follow, dude.
00:31:48
Brother Devon
Christopher Galant to that's literally what it is.
00:31:53
slimeballsteve
ah Let's go
00:31:53
Phantom Libtard
So it's just auto generated, it auto generated that name.
00:31:57
Brother Devon
He has three followers.
00:31:58
Phantom Libtard
He's like put the name in and it auto-generated Chris Galantu.
00:31:59
Brother Devon
Let's see. He has, he has rage, live well, Steve and AP, Fucking chat GPT just made you a tick tock.
00:32:04
Phantom Libtard
Chris Galantu. Chris Galantu.
00:32:07
OZ CUMM
Just go on, too. Go on, too.
00:32:12
Phantom Libtard
Yeah, Chris is just, this is just NPC Chris. Like, that's who it is.
00:32:23
Brother Devon
Galan three.
00:32:25
Phantom Libtard
Galantu, Christopher Galantu.
00:32:28
Brother Devon
Christopher Galan two. Oh, guys.
00:32:30
OZ CUMM
Let's stop talking about China control tick tock for a second here Jesus Christ I Watched a movie I was Yeah, I watched the rewatch with which was new for me was not a rewatch new for me Hell yeah, let's talk about it
00:32:35
Brother Devon
You know, you know, speaking of China, this isn't has nothing to do with China.
00:32:39
Brother Devon
I watched so many goddamn movies this week.
00:32:42
slimeballsteve
How many goddamn movies you watch?
00:32:43
Brother Devon
I watched four movies this week.
00:32:45
slimeballsteve
Four goddamn movies!
00:32:46
Brother Devon
Three new ones. One re one rewatch. Yeah. New for Chris. So ah we could talk about that one first.
00:32:57
Brother Devon
ah I rewatched and showed Chris in a violent nature.
00:33:03
Phantom Libtard
Oh, did you like it Chris?
00:33:04
OZ CUMM
Fucking I own retrospect.
00:33:05
Phantom Libtard
You loved it?
00:33:06
OZ CUMM
I think I love it. Yeah, I Don't know I Don't know man.
00:33:08
Phantom Libtard
What so Nizumi was wrong?
00:33:11
Brother Devon
He said the zoom is a fool. That's what he said.
00:33:15
OZ CUMM
It's just something about it. It's so um it's it's it's hypnotic and weird and I it it's it's is It says what it is on the tin.
00:33:24
Phantom Libtard
Different.
00:33:27
OZ CUMM
like It's exactly, I think, what they were intending to do. And it's a total deconstruction of slasher movies to just something that's this weird and kind of pure and way sometimes way over the top, but like also sometimes really quiet.
00:33:49
OZ CUMM
But like all of that, you have to weigh that against it having terrible ADR, really not great acting and just being cheap all around.
00:34:01
Brother Devon
Can I ask you what you thought of the ending bit because that is. It's a standout, like people have opinions.
00:34:09
OZ CUMM
I fucking I love it.
00:34:14
OZ CUMM
I loved it. I really did. And I think it kind of represents what it's the whole point of the movie. of being like this evil that follows, right? It never, never stops. And it's, it's always present, whether it's a person or the forest or your own mind, like all that stuff is really represent represented at the end. And I think it's cool. I think that's our interesting ending for our movie. It's good. I, I was surprised how much I liked it because
00:34:53
OZ CUMM
um There's been so many differing opinions on it.
00:34:57
OZ CUMM
But yeah, there's something about it. And it, like I said, over the top, it has one of the coolest death scenes I've ever seen.
00:35:04
Brother Devon
Yeah, yeah, it uh That is an all-timer dude Not seen any any of the Terrifier movies.
00:35:06
OZ CUMM
I've never seen. I, and it just.
00:35:12
Brother Devon
I don't know. This is an all-timer.
00:35:14
OZ CUMM
This is a unique one for me because I.
00:35:15
Phantom Libtard
ah There's like a gro there's like a gross scene, like a super gross scene.
00:35:21
Brother Devon
It's kind of like if you're, if you plan on seeing it, I.
00:35:24
Phantom Libtard
Is it egregious? Is it stupid?
00:35:28
Brother Devon
Yeah. Yeah.
00:35:28
Phantom Libtard
It's dumb.
00:35:28
Brother Devon
I'll never say.
00:35:30
OZ CUMM
um it goes It goes from being dumb to being awesome, yeah.
00:35:36
Brother Devon
Awesome. Yeah.
00:35:39
OZ CUMM
There's something, there's an aspect of it being just so like, afterwards it's such a, it's i can't I can't describe without watching it.
00:35:49
OZ CUMM
Like you gotta to watch the whole scene play out.
00:35:50
Brother Devon
Yeah. Yeah, it's kind of one of those like if you plan on seeing the movie, I wouldn't just Google it or find on YouTube because I'm sure you could. ah But. I don't know, man, it's ah it's pretty dope.
00:36:04
OZ CUMM
Altogether, it's incredibly unique and creative, but also just pointless and disregarded at the same time. It's really cool.
00:36:16
OZ CUMM
It's really cool. Like the whole movie is kind of like that. And it's like I said, it's just, if you can look past the the obvious flaws, it's a really interesting movie.
00:36:28
OZ CUMM
Really, really interesting. And it asks some really interesting questions about slasher movies too. Like what is necessary, what you can cut out of, out of it to make it better.
00:36:38
Brother Devon
Yeah, definitely kind of plays with the the tropes a little bit in a in a still serious way. Like there's still definitely some tongue in cheek about it.
00:36:49
OZ CUMM
Yeah, and it's funny too.
00:36:50
Brother Devon
We're like, yeah.
00:36:51
OZ CUMM
I'd say it's funny in some way. It's darkly funny, but yeah, it's like, yeah, it just hit me, hit me in a weird spot. And there is some, like I said, there's a lot of scenes.
00:37:02
OZ CUMM
It's very, to be very droning. Almost too boring, but it's not. Like, I think it's just sort of gets you in this zone, you know?
00:37:14
OZ CUMM
Ah, it's very cool. Very cool movie.
00:37:17
OZ CUMM
I really liked it.
00:37:18
Phantom Libtard
And Devin you liked it To masterpiece what you're saying
00:37:20
Brother Devon
Yeah, I really I really liked it. um There. I wouldn't. No, I don't. It can't be. um
00:37:29
OZ CUMM
No, I mean, but it is like a really good critique
00:37:35
Brother Devon
But Chris is right where he said he's like, this is better than any Friday, the 13th movie.
00:37:42
OZ CUMM
Cause there's like thought put into it.
00:37:42
Brother Devon
It's just better, like even with the the very bad acting.
00:37:47
OZ CUMM
You know what I mean?
00:37:48
OZ CUMM
Like a level of thought and creativity that, that, that series never has.
00:37:54
Brother Devon
Uh, so yeah, ah it's, uh, and also just, I love the chain hook thing.
00:38:00
OZ CUMM
Yeah, that's ah really inventive weapons in general and you and the way certain weapons are used and the lack thereof of sound effects, extremely effective for that movie.
00:38:00
Brother Devon
That's a good, uh, yeah.
00:38:14
Brother Devon
Yeah, so this guy wrote, uh, let's see. Well, he's a special effects guy, which definitely shows. Uh, and he was, he did ABCs of death two and in a violent ma nature.
00:38:31
OZ CUMM
is the one this is this is the one he really poured it into I think I think yeah
00:38:32
Brother Devon
Uh, this is the one for sure. Yeah. Yeah. it's It's a dope movie for sure. And then I watched, actually, I forgot another movie I did see.
00:38:44
Brother Devon
And I'll just mention this really quickly. I saw a movie called I Saw the TV Glow, which I've heard very good things about.
00:38:53
Phantom Libtard
Oh yeah, I keep hearing that. That's good, yeah.
00:38:55
Brother Devon
I didn't like it ah at all.
00:39:00
Phantom Libtard
Not even a little bit.
00:39:02
Brother Devon
a It's tough, man, because i I thought about it pretty intensely for like two days. And it's like. Without spoiling it. It's just kind of like. What if. Neo like never took the the red pill or or the blue, whatever it was, right? Like, what if they never what if the character never jumps? You know, what if Harry said, no, thank you. I just want to live in my shitty life. um Harry Potter, I mean, you know, it's just like.
00:39:40
Brother Devon
It's that ah there's a lot of kind of, you know, kind of gay and transgender messaging in this, which might be why a little a lot of it didn't really hit for me. um Conceptually, it's it's really cool because it's basically about this kid who's a little awkward and he kind of be friends. He's a freshman, I think, or an eighth grader and he'd be friends like a high schooler.
00:40:09
Brother Devon
And they basically.
00:40:13
Brother Devon
You know, kind of connect through the show called The Pink Opaque, which is essentially it's like Buffy, right? And they're just like, oh, yeah, I like really like I really like the show and they're kind of like obsessed with it. But then it gets really interesting and then it stops and then it like tries to get really interesting again and then it stops. And this is just from me watching it. And I think it's just kind of a mix of I'm probably just not the target audience. And also I just kind of, I think officially, I just like don't really like Justin Smith as an actor. He just, ah he's just unenjoyable to me. I don't know. He just always feels like he's too cool in every role.
00:40:57
Brother Devon
Like he's above it all. And that's just I'm not saying the actor himself is this, but it just seems like he's just irritated with every character. Every character is just like this like annoyed person or this really, really intensely subdued person, which does make sense in this movie. It just like I just really. Didn't like it. At all, unfortunately.
00:41:25
OZ CUMM
What can you watch this on? but this ah
00:41:27
Brother Devon
I think this was on Netflix, actually.
00:41:30
Brother Devon
um That are HBO. Like i I didn't have to search for it, you know.
00:41:37
Brother Devon
um I definitely would say give it a watch and you guys might be like, Devin, you're crazy. I think this might be one of those scenarios.
00:41:46
Phantom Libtard
i like monkey man be a monkey man scenario where you're like this movie was fucking horrible and I was like oh yeah that's actually this is really good dog water
00:41:46
Brother Devon
Max. Yeah. Yeah. ah Max. It's on Max. HBO. So.
00:41:57
Brother Devon
I never I never said that. Yeah. So and again, I'd like to be honest, like it's not terrible. And there are some just interesting things, but it just never quite gets there. And while that's still kind of the point of the movie,
00:42:13
Brother Devon
I didn't really enjoy my, you know, two hours with it. But I'll tell you a movie I did enjoy ah were these next three. Very quickly, I saw Transformers one. Shockingly good.
00:42:31
slimeballsteve
Didn't that come out like 2007?
00:42:31
Phantom Libtard
Oh, really? The the cartoon?
00:42:34
Brother Devon
Yeah, yeah, the animated film.
00:42:35
slimeballsteve
Oh, it's animated.
00:42:35
Brother Devon
No. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Transformers. I just love Michael Bay, Steve. um No, it's the animated film. ah Basically, it's kind of like the quote unquote origin story ah for Optimus or Orion One or whatever his name is in the movie.
00:42:56
Brother Devon
And him and Megatron are like friends, right? They're just like miners.
00:42:59
Brother Devon
They're cogless miners.
00:43:00
OZ CUMM
Charles, this is a remarkable, this is a remarkable auto automobile run throughout your entire body.
00:43:06
Brother Devon
That's not a remarkable spark run throughout your entire body. Uh, and you know, it's, it definitely kind of speed runs through, uh, some, some, I guess like iconic bits, right?
00:43:20
Phantom Libtard
like what name one star cream now i like star cream
00:43:21
Brother Devon
But, uh, uh, just like the turn is pretty, pretty quick, right? Like star cream star screen shows up in it.
00:43:29
slimeballsteve
Star Cream.
00:43:30
Brother Devon
Star cream.
00:43:30
slimeballsteve
I think you might have watched porn, Devon.
00:43:32
Phantom Libtard
ae I think you might have. I think that's my new TikTok name.
00:43:34
Brother Devon
Yeah. I think I watched the wrong transfer.
00:43:36
Phantom Libtard
Star Cream.
00:43:36
Phantom Libtard
Star Cream is my.
00:43:39
Phantom Libtard
That's my new name.
00:43:40
Brother Devon
Well, he shows up and you're like, oh, OK, this is kind of cool. And then it just immediately he just he goes from like a leader character and he just devolves immediately into Starscream.
00:43:46
Phantom Libtard
OK, bruh, all right, bruh.
00:43:50
Brother Devon
And I'm like, that happened in the span of two minutes.
00:43:52
Phantom Libtard
Star Cream.
00:43:53
Brother Devon
You know, that didn't really need to happen. Granted, I'm not the biggest Transformers fan. I'm a Beast Wars guy personally, but it was the odd man. i'll I'll give it.
00:44:03
Brother Devon
It was like enjoyable and fun to watch.
00:44:06
OZ CUMM
They haven't really served the beast wars very well in film.
00:44:10
Brother Devon
They have not. No, they have not. ah Another animated film I watched, The Wild Robot, which I heard was awesome and I can confirm is awesome.
00:44:22
Brother Devon
That movie's man, it it's kind of has an art style.
00:44:27
OZ CUMM
Who's giving me Iron Giant vibes, like plot, not really art, but.
00:44:27
Brother Devon
Similar to.
00:44:33
Brother Devon
Kind of, yeah, like a little bit, but not really. um So the art style is kind of similar to The fucking the cat movie. That's really good.
00:44:44
Brother Devon
That Steve saw, you know, I watched it.
00:44:45
Phantom Libtard
Cats cats I thought I talked about hats
00:44:46
slimeballsteve
Oh, uh, you're trying to put some boots, the last wish.
00:44:47
Brother Devon
Yeah, listen, yeah, yeah, that the way that's animated, it's kind of familiar to that. um And instead of like the humans hating the robot, it's the the animals hate him or her, I should say.
00:45:03
Brother Devon
And it's about this robot that's just like, I have a, I need a ah mission. Like, please give me a task to complete. And it's like, then she kind of like deciphers the animal language and that's how she can speak with all the animals. And then she, uh, you know, comes across a ah broken nest and then she has to take care of this duckling. And then throughout the years, they grow older. She, the duckling has to go out and,
00:45:30
Brother Devon
You know, learn how to swim, learn how to fly so it can migrate for the winter. And it's basically a very it's a very touching story about mothers, essentially. ah But damn, dude, it was good, man. yeah It looked really good. It was performance was great. The story was really good. I was very I would for sure recommend it. And then the last movie I saw, which was yesterday, I saw Saturday night.
00:46:01
Brother Devon
the Saturday Night Live movie.
00:46:01
OZ CUMM
So, how was that?
00:46:03
Brother Devon
I liked it. I didn't love it. And I'm of two minds about it because I love these kind of like bottle movies, right?
00:46:14
Brother Devon
Like bottle episodes, bottle movies where my my definition of this, I should say, is that it's a movie that takes place in the span of one night, right? One day, one night, you know, one event.
00:46:27
Brother Devon
So it's kind of like a pressure cooker situation. And the only like knock I'd really give it is that, you know, typically when you're watching those movies, you're like, what's going to happen?
00:46:41
Brother Devon
I don't know the outcome. And then obviously it's like, well, Saturday Night Live ends up being a gigantic hit and it's on its 49th season right now.
00:46:50
Brother Devon
So it's like clearly everything works out. Right. But ah it does kind of go through the chaos of getting that first show up and running. just the crazy cast of characters that they have to deal with. um And it is kind of like. It goes in this direction of just everybody's doing impersonations, and they're all very good. I would say the the actor does Chevy Chase and the actor that does. um Oh, God, not not blue. She's fine, right? But um
00:47:30
Brother Devon
Oh, my God. When Harry met Sally.
00:47:31
OZ CUMM
Dan Aykroyd. Billy Crystal.
00:47:34
Brother Devon
Yeah, there's the actor does Billy Crystal is insanely good and. And the, you know. I'm interested in Lauren Michaels, who is played by Gabriel LaBelle, Corey Michael Smith plays Chevy Chase.
00:47:54
Brother Devon
The whole cast is honestly, it's it's really good. It's just, you know, you know, they're just doing impressions, which isn't terrible, but it just kind of is what it is. um But it kind of, you know, everybody gets a little bit of a moment to shine, which I really liked.
00:48:11
Brother Devon
You know, like Chevy Chase is clearly this charismatic asshole, but then he runs into an even bigger asshole. And then like right there, you're like, oh, this guy is basically just going to just formulate his entire personality around Mr. TV, you know, who's just like the biggest piece of shit you've ever seen. ah And again, it's it's really interesting. I learned things about Lauren Michaels that I was not aware of, like he had a very interesting kind of marriage.
00:48:43
Brother Devon
ah He had like kind of this like open relationship with his his wife, ah Rosie, who she would essentially sleep with like all the other comedians had romantic relationships with her as well, specifically Dan Aykroyd, which I didn't realize.
00:49:00
Phantom Libtard
This is all true, real.
00:49:02
Brother Devon
ah Yeah, apparently, I mean, I haven't like researched it. Um, but not dude, it was like for sure a good time. Um, kind of interesting. I don't know if how much of it's, you know, I would say accurate in the sense of like, were they kind of mashing some stories all into one? Like, I don't know if the bumblebee drama was like, you know, John Belushi was like the first episode or not, but like, that's definitely in there, uh, and things like that. But.
00:49:36
OZ CUMM
Did Lauren Michaels name drop serial killers like Bill Hader does all the time?
00:49:39
Brother Devon
but No, he wasn't famous enough. Although I will say, dude, that guy has a very intense stare like throughout the entire movie. He just looks like he's about to explode on somebody. And it's kind of like what happened. Well, it's not what happens in in that sense, but.
00:49:58
Brother Devon
The entire movie was like, hey, Lord, we need you like he's just getting pulled in 3000 different directions. And then. You know, then it's the and like the the crew, you know, the union reps aren't really helping because they're like, whatever, this is really our gig, like, fuck you, we don't care.
00:50:18
Brother Devon
the The higher execs are just kind of waiting to just basically dump the whole show and put on a Johnny Carson where rerun because apparently that is why Saturday night was even thing because Johnny Carson and NBC were in a contract dispute.
00:50:36
Brother Devon
So they were like, fine, here's a thing. You know, let's let's screen like this show on Saturday night. It will fail. Who cares? And then we'll just play reruns and then we'll just kind of prove that Johnny Carson that even the reruns will hit and we don't need this guy. And then obviously. Things don't really go that way. And Saturday Night Live is you know still a thing today, but.
00:50:58
Brother Devon
Oh man, ah I dug it. It's just, again, part of what I like so much about these kind of pressure cooker type movies is you don't really know how it's all gonna come together or end.
00:51:10
Brother Devon
And it was just very, very obvious how everything ends. But yeah, man, good time. Good sit, I'd say.
00:51:19
slimeballsteve
They should've done a Tarantino-esque twist at the end.
00:51:23
Brother Devon
Oh God. where Lord Michaels just goes insane and murders everyone because it's kind of.
00:51:28
slimeballsteve
Yeah, like on the very first episode, he just snaps.
00:51:33
OZ CUMM
John Belushi does so many drugs that he becomes immune to them.
00:51:37
Brother Devon
This becomes a God and flies through the sky.
00:51:38
OZ CUMM
He just can't die. Yeah, he can't die anymore.
00:51:42
slimeballsteve
It becomes Saturday night with the devil.
00:51:44
OZ CUMM
ah God comes into God.
00:51:49
slimeballsteve
Belushi suit shooting lightning at people I'm waiting for the mad TV version I
00:51:51
OZ CUMM
yeah That sounds great.
00:51:54
Brother Devon
Yeah, Dave Tippett or Tebbit.
00:51:57
OZ CUMM
I'll be honest, I'm not, I wasn't too interested in it, but I will see it when it comes to something, you know,
00:52:03
Brother Devon
For sure, yeah, for sure.
00:52:08
Brother Devon
I don't know, man, you might have to wait a little bit.
00:52:10
OZ CUMM
everybody's Belushi.
00:52:11
slimeballsteve
want to know who's playing Will Sasso
00:52:14
OZ CUMM
Oh, well, Sasso post.
00:52:16
Brother Devon
Apparently, yeah yeah, well, that's what he means.
00:52:17
Phantom Libtard
Was he on SNL? He's mad TV, right?
00:52:20
Brother Devon
He wants that TV.
00:52:21
OZ CUMM
He's waiting for the man TVs.
00:52:22
slimeballsteve
I'm gonna make a TV movie.
00:52:23
Phantom Libtard
ah Mad Night?
00:52:24
OZ CUMM
Virgin mad night.
00:52:25
Phantom Libtard
Mad Night?
00:52:25
slimeballsteve
Or in living color, I'll take either.
00:52:27
OZ CUMM
ah well but Oh, neither exists anymore.
00:52:30
Phantom Libtard
In Living Night?
00:52:33
OZ CUMM
Maybe they should come back. This unit.
00:52:35
Phantom Libtard
key and peel Key and Peel movie.
00:52:37
slimeballsteve
That would be fun. Starring Kean Peele. Directed by Peele.
00:52:40
Phantom Libtard
Starring Key and Peel.
00:52:42
Phantom Libtard
There's just no... It's just the skies. It's a horror movie. It's like a fucking sick horror movie.
00:52:48
OZ CUMM
I'm trying to think if I watched any more movies. No, I was just watching old horror movies, getting, getting, you know, getting the spook season on.
00:52:56
slimeballsteve
Getting ready for the season.
00:52:56
Brother Devon
Hmm. What's a good ah old horror movie you watched?
00:52:58
Phantom Libtard
Exorcist 3, did you watch Exorcist 3 this week?
00:53:00
OZ CUMM
Oh, well, you know what I did? I watched ah the Criterion channel had Day of the Dead. They just added that.
00:53:06
slimeballsteve
Classic, classic.
00:53:07
OZ CUMM
So I watched that again. I must be from a 10th, 15th time. I've seen that movie a lot. And I also watched the fly again.
00:53:19
OZ CUMM
They add that. So got got that shit going.
00:53:21
Brother Devon
You know, I got to get off my ass and watch that movie. I've never seen it.
00:53:25
OZ CUMM
Oh, my God, you've never seen it, really?
00:53:26
Brother Devon
I've never seen I've seen. It's kind of one of those movies where I've seen so much of it. I may as well have seen it, but I've never sat down and and actually fucking watch the goddamn thing.
00:53:36
OZ CUMM
So fucking disgusting.
00:53:40
Brother Devon
Oh, quick update. The guy who played Chevy Chase played the Riddler in Gotham. He was that guy.
00:53:48
slimeballsteve
Who'd have thought that the Gotham reference you made earlier would come back and bite you in the butt, Devin?
00:53:51
Brother Devon
Walk came back.
00:53:52
Phantom Libtard
Interesting I bro
00:53:53
Brother Devon
You know what that's called? It's called foreshadow. It's called talent. That's what that is.
00:53:58
slimeballsteve
Cyclical podcast jokes.
00:54:01
Brother Devon
We call those callbacks, even though it wasn't.
00:54:05
Brother Devon
Uh, all right. You watch the fly. That's cool.
00:54:09
OZ CUMM
Yeah, yeah, I watched a bunch of old getting in the mood, man.
00:54:14
slimeballsteve
i like it i like it
00:54:16
OZ CUMM
Watched some old horror shows too, I think.
00:54:18
OZ CUMM
I watched Fall of the House of Usher again.
00:54:21
Phantom Libtard
Hmm Flann the mic flan the Flanagan one Midnight Mass Yeah, did you watch you watch supply manner and your house already, right?
00:54:23
OZ CUMM
Yeah, gave that another watch.
00:54:23
Brother Devon
All right. I didn't mean it to come across like that.
00:54:28
OZ CUMM
The Flan, I might do his other show, the the one about the island. Why can I never remember the name of that?
00:54:36
Brother Devon
The island.
00:54:38
OZ CUMM
Yeah, but with the priest turning people into vampires.
00:54:40
slimeballsteve
I like it,
00:54:41
Brother Devon
Oh, shutter island.
00:54:44
slimeballsteve
I like it.
00:54:48
OZ CUMM
Yeah, I watched them all.
00:54:49
Phantom Libtard
Did you watch a Midnight Club? Because I heard it was like I heard it was OK or whatever.
00:54:55
Brother Devon
I never saw
00:54:56
Phantom Libtard
I think Sam Sam actually liked it. But it's more of like her kind of horror like she's not into sick, disgusting. Well, psycho horror like we are.
00:55:08
Phantom Libtard
She's into like, you know.
00:55:09
OZ CUMM
then why would I be interested?
00:55:11
Phantom Libtard
I because Mike Flanagan did it because Mike Flanagan did it.
00:55:13
OZ CUMM
Yeah, I know. But I think I'm going to watch Midnight Mass next.
00:55:15
Phantom Libtard
I don't i didn't watch it, so I don't I don't actually know what it's about.
00:55:21
Phantom Libtard
I stopped watching Midnight Mass and...
00:55:23
Brother Devon
Oh, man, really? Well, so like, it's, I think it's, yeah, I think it might be better than Hill House.
00:55:25
Phantom Libtard
Yeah, is it... is it good? Like, is it... is it like... is it like Hill House good?
00:55:31
slimeballsteve
That's the one people say is like their favorite, I think.
00:55:33
Phantom Libtard
What?! Get the fuck out! Get... shut the front door!
00:55:35
Brother Devon
It's, it, Chris, what do you think?
00:55:39
OZ CUMM
i I like Midnight Mass the best because I like Salem's Lot and that's the best Salem's Lot adaptation ever.
00:55:44
Brother Devon
Yeah, yeah, it is that, but it's like, it's ah it's a rough, like, I mean, most of his shows are pretty, say hard watches, but like like the fact that you're like, oh, I just went back and rewatched 12 episodes about fucking depression is like pretty wild.
00:55:53
Phantom Libtard
like Because, that yeah, I mean, I really liked. I really liked the house, though.
00:56:00
Phantom Libtard
Oh, Hill House.
00:56:02
Brother Devon
but Yeah, it's like, oh, yeah, you just did that.
00:56:03
Phantom Libtard
Hill House, yeah.
00:56:05
Brother Devon
You psycho. Well, you know, why not?
00:56:08
Phantom Libtard
Yeah, if yeah. That's the thing, like, I mean, I don't watch it, but I'm asked, but is it like sad and depressing to like why manner and Hill and Hill House are.
00:56:14
Brother Devon
It is. I think it's the saddest.
00:56:19
Phantom Libtard
Man, see, he Mike Flanagan should be the one doing Silent Hill. He's the one that you should be doing Silent Hill stuff.
00:56:25
slimeballsteve
That would that'd be pretty on point There's already 10-minute mama
00:56:26
Brother Devon
I don't know dude.
00:56:27
Phantom Libtard
Because that's Silent Hill.
00:56:27
Brother Devon
Do you know how many?
00:56:28
Phantom Libtard
like That's what it is. you know It's the marriage of horror and and depression.
00:56:29
Brother Devon
Do you have any fucking?
00:56:34
Brother Devon
You know me 10 minute monologues that would be in Silent Hill, dude, I don't think I can handle that.
00:56:34
Phantom Libtard
And Mike Flanagan seems to be a master at that.
00:56:40
Phantom Libtard
There's already 10 minute monologues in Silent Hill.
00:56:41
Brother Devon
Yeah, maybe I don't know.
00:56:42
Phantom Libtard
Are you kidding me, bro?
00:56:43
OZ CUMM
This guy talks about pizza for 10 minutes.
00:56:46
slimeballsteve
and You're just gonna sit here and eat pizza?
00:56:46
OZ CUMM
That's why everybody loves that game. That's why I love that game.
00:56:50
Brother Devon
Well, so you got the pepperoni. Is that you, by the way?
00:56:56
OZ CUMM
Yeah, it sounds like Steve.
00:56:57
Brother Devon
That sounds like Steve.
00:56:58
slimeballsteve
What are you talking about?
00:56:58
Brother Devon
That's a Steve.
00:56:59
slimeballsteve
No, that's a, that's a goddamn ghost.
00:57:02
OZ CUMM
Yeah, sure it is.
00:57:08
slimeballsteve
Spooky season, baby.
00:57:09
Brother Devon
You know, can I.
00:57:09
OZ CUMM
It's spooky season.
00:57:11
Brother Devon
One last thing, because I did play it and I was like, no, thank you. I played ah the demo for Metaphor Refund Hasio.
00:57:21
Brother Devon
It's the new Atlas game.
00:57:22
Phantom Libtard
Fantasia is that an Italian name?
00:57:25
Brother Devon
I have dude, I have no fucking clue.
00:57:26
Phantom Libtard
Metaphoria Fantasia.
00:57:28
Brother Devon
um I think Atlas is the new from soft for me personally, where I'm like, I just don't get these games.
00:57:37
Phantom Libtard
Wow, you're just gonna wait so from softs just catching a rare stray from you right now just.
00:57:37
Brother Devon
I don't get I don't.
00:57:38
slimeballsteve
Oh, for you, okay.
00:57:39
Brother Devon
Yeah, like.
00:57:43
Brother Devon
No, well, you know, I'm saying I'm saying.
00:57:44
Phantom Libtard
like Yeah, what's that about?
00:57:46
Brother Devon
I think the new from soft is these Atlas games where I'm like, I just don't get why people love these games so much. I find them incredibly boring.
00:57:52
Phantom Libtard
I mean, that's how I am with... No, no, you should no, you should understand why people love FromSoft games, though. Like, it's not it's not like Ubisoft.
00:58:00
Brother Devon
No, no, but I'm saying I'm saying like like.
00:58:00
OZ CUMM
yeah i think that's obvious
00:58:01
Phantom Libtard
No, no, it's... No, it's not like like...
00:58:04
Brother Devon
Dude, dude, relax.
00:58:04
Phantom Libtard
That's like, you know...
00:58:06
Brother Devon
I'm saying that.
00:58:06
Phantom Libtard
I'm just saying. I'm just saying.
00:58:08
Brother Devon
No, I'm saying that.
00:58:08
Phantom Libtard
Like, why why they gotta catch strays right now?
00:58:11
Brother Devon
Because this is a great metaphor for my hatred of ah video games that are very popular and well loved.
00:58:11
Phantom Libtard
You should know why people are into those movies.
00:58:18
Phantom Libtard
That are very yeah too hard for me.
00:58:21
Brother Devon
I don't do it. It's just like I played for three hours.
00:58:25
OZ CUMM
Yeah, I think that's obvious.
00:58:25
Brother Devon
Like the dental is apparently 12 hours. Like it's an insanely it's basically the first like quarter of the game, apparently.
00:58:29
Phantom Libtard
That's awesome.
00:58:33
Brother Devon
And it's another like 130 hour RPG.
00:58:36
Phantom Libtard
Balachro alert.
00:58:37
Phantom Libtard
Paul Massey just signed on Steam playing Balachro right now.
00:58:41
Phantom Libtard
Just saw it on my computer.
00:58:42
Brother Devon
Yeah. And I don't know, man, it's just like everybody's talking about how much they love this game.
00:58:47
Phantom Libtard
No, but I don't understand how you don't understand why people are into from soft games, though.
00:58:47
Brother Devon
And I'm like,
00:58:52
Phantom Libtard
That doesn't really make sense.
00:58:53
Brother Devon
No, no, I don't understand why I'm not in the FromSoft games.
00:58:57
Phantom Libtard
OK. All right.
00:58:58
Brother Devon
Like, like that's that's I'm like, I should like this game and I like don't see what everybody else sees.
00:58:58
Phantom Libtard
Well, that makes more sense.
00:59:05
Brother Devon
And that's how I feel about these Atlas games. I'm like, I don't see what everybody likes about me.
00:59:09
Phantom Libtard
I don't think you're giving it a fair shake, to be honest.
00:59:12
Brother Devon
Dude, I bought four. I bought Bloodborne. I bought this game or Elden Ring and I put
00:59:22
Phantom Libtard
Just play Dark Souls Remastered
00:59:23
Brother Devon
Good chunk of hours.
Game Mechanics: Bellatro and Preferences
00:59:24
OZ CUMM
Hey Devin, can I add another one to the list?
00:59:24
Phantom Libtard
Just play Dark Souls Remastered.
00:59:26
OZ CUMM
Cause I'm going to throw Bellatro down and say that's not only not is that a great game, but it might be, if I can't pick or a tree, let's be honest, it's going to be a blatro my Bellatro, my Dune.
00:59:29
Brother Devon
na No, no, no. I understand why.
00:59:40
Brother Devon
Listen, I know why I don't like Blotrow, though. I don't like card games.
00:59:45
slimeballsteve
He doesn't like the devil known as 52 pickup.
00:59:47
Brother Devon
Actually, wait, wait, I don't.
00:59:47
Phantom Libtard
Elacho isn't really a card game though.
00:59:49
Brother Devon
All right. Let me let me rephrase.
00:59:49
Phantom Libtard
It's not really a card game.
00:59:50
Brother Devon
Let me rephrase.
00:59:51
Phantom Libtard
It's not a card game.
00:59:51
Brother Devon
I kind of don't under I don't know how to play poker. And I understand this is not like a ah one to one poker simulator, but there's a lot of, you know, there's a lot of crossover there.
01:00:03
Brother Devon
And it's it like, yeah, yeah, like i I've never learned the hand structure.
01:00:04
OZ CUMM
You're talking like hand structure, like four of a kind, two pair, straights, straight flushes.
01:00:10
Brother Devon
So it kind of just skips over my brain.
01:00:12
Phantom Libtard
Yeah, but you kind of learn that as you like, I feel like you that's the easiest part to learn about Bellatro. Like you can just learn that part easiest. I don't think I don't think I don't think knowing or like being seasoned in poker like is a prerequisite to enjoy a game like Bellatro, but that's just me.
01:00:29
Brother Devon
I mean, I put like I put like two hours into it and I was like like it was I understand like the fun of seeing the numbers go up, but I kind of wasn't sure what I was doing most of it.
01:00:39
Phantom Libtard
Wow, that's what are we just fucking like like 3 3 IQ like monkeys like that.
01:00:45
Brother Devon
Dude, dude, yes, dude, dude.
01:00:46
Phantom Libtard
I could understand how cool it is seeing numbers team numbers go up What are you talking about I don't understand but That's not it It's not He's
01:00:48
Brother Devon
Yeah, that's exactly what you guys are. You're you just love seeing the numbers go up.
01:00:51
slimeballsteve
I'm excited. I'm...
01:00:54
slimeballsteve
Guys, I'm very excited for Devin's feedback tomorrow, where he talks about Bellatro for five minutes.
01:00:57
Brother Devon
yeah Let me tell you something about these fucking, these just, let me tell you about these, these cavemen, these cave brain games.
01:01:01
slimeballsteve
Let me tell you about these numbers.
01:01:03
Phantom Libtard
fucking Neanderthals
01:01:09
Brother Devon
Fucking subhuman gutter trash.
01:01:13
Brother Devon
I look good numbers. Yeah. Yeah. Those are the Bellatra freaks.
01:01:15
slimeballsteve
Oga boga, Joker, good!
01:01:17
OZ CUMM
You know what, I'm not gonna correct him.
01:01:19
OZ CUMM
He's right, it is about the numbers.
01:01:20
Phantom Libtard
But you don't you don't like saying you don't like seeing numbers in your games, too, like fucking Final Fantasy seven.
01:01:21
slimeballsteve
It is about the numbers.
01:01:24
Brother Devon
No, no, that's what I'm saying. I've played those games and I'm like, oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
01:01:29
Phantom Libtard
You don't like getting a crit in Final Fantasy seven rebirth that doesn't that is just you up.
01:01:29
Brother Devon
But this. This being the only thing, the only point of the game is like, I don't know. I just ah I guess I might. My brain is just a little bit more advanced.
01:01:39
Brother Devon
I don't maybe.
01:01:40
slimeballsteve
i want Hold on, I wanna go through the most popular games, Devin.
01:01:42
Brother Devon
No, no, we don't have to do that.
01:01:44
slimeballsteve
And I want you to say, I want you,
01:01:46
Brother Devon
We don't have to.
01:01:47
slimeballsteve
I want you to tell me if ah you're you're down or if you don't get it. Like, you're like, I don't get it.
01:01:54
slimeballsteve
Like, down or not get it? All right, number one, Grand Theft Auto V.
01:01:59
slimeballsteve
You get it? Minecraft.
01:02:03
Brother Devon
oh I don't get it it.
01:02:06
slimeballsteve
Doesn't get it. PlayerUnknown's Battlegrounds.
01:02:09
Brother Devon
Dude, I do not get it.
01:02:11
Brother Devon
Don't get it.
01:02:12
slimeballsteve
Apex Legends.
01:02:15
Phantom Libtard
Sounds to me like Devin's got Devin's got neand Neanderthal syndrome right now.
01:02:16
Brother Devon
Don't get it.
01:02:17
slimeballsteve
Apex, or I'm sorry, ah Red Dead 2, Red Dead 2.
01:02:22
slimeballsteve
Ooh, you kinda stuttered on that, you hesitated.
01:02:23
Phantom Libtard
Get it like explain Yeah, explain explain that explain read that man It's got numbers and they go up if you get a critical a critical hit Like what games do they say call duty and shit like that
01:02:28
Brother Devon
It's a cowboy simulator. No, there's no numbers that go up in that game. No, no. You know, what's really depressing is when I would talk to, you know, coworkers or younger people and they're like, you know, what good games do you like?
01:02:41
Brother Devon
And I realized like, I, we don't play any of the same games. Like, like they're like Fortnite, Call of Duty, uh, Valorant.
01:02:53
Brother Devon
And I'm like, yeah, no, no.
01:02:54
Phantom Libtard
Wait, so where are you? Are you just like in a weird middle ground? Because like we don't play those games either.
01:02:57
Brother Devon
No, i I'm like, I play. Well, no, I'm fine.
01:03:00
OZ CUMM
A bunch of people, a bunch of kids,
01:03:00
Phantom Libtard
I play Final Fantasy VII, and I play Arkham City.
01:03:02
Brother Devon
You play Fortnite? I'm like, no, I don't play Fortnite.
01:03:05
OZ CUMM
a bunch of kids in my work are trying to get me to play Overwatch. And I'm like, why would I play? It's a dead game.
01:03:09
Brother Devon
Oh, my God. Ew. And it's like but it's bad now, too.
01:03:11
OZ CUMM
Dead fucking game. Why would I ever play that game?
01:03:16
Brother Devon
Yeah. No, but it's like it's a lot of.
01:03:16
slimeballsteve
Dude, I love that curses Chris is styling on the kids at his word. Ew, what is that boomer ass bullshit?
01:03:23
OZ CUMM
What the fuck are we doing?
01:03:23
Brother Devon
I mean, that's pretty wild. I mean, overall, they should know better with Overwatch, but no, like for me, it's like, I'm like, yo, I kind of like just like playing single player games.
01:03:26
Phantom Libtard
It's awesome.
01:03:33
Brother Devon
I'm sorry. And they're like, okay. Like I remember when Resident Evil 2 remake came out and I was like, is it?
01:03:36
Phantom Libtard
Like Bellattro.
01:03:38
Phantom Libtard
And Dark Souls. Dark Souls is a single player. Bellattro is a single player.
01:03:41
Brother Devon
No, it's not. No, it's not.
01:03:43
slimeballsteve
Yo, Dev my guy, what's your epic handle? So we can play some Fortnite later.
01:03:48
OZ CUMM
You know what though, those kids, they play elven ring.
01:03:51
slimeballsteve
Dude, they do, yeah they do.
01:03:51
OZ CUMM
I talk to them about that shit all the time.
01:03:51
Brother Devon
OK, yeah, listen, listen, some of those games they cut through cut through the zeitgeist, but like.
01:03:58
Phantom Libtard
Yeah, like what like what are your what are some of your favorite games for the last five years? So let's see. Let's do 2020 2020s video games.
01:04:02
Brother Devon
Resident Evil 2 remake.
01:04:04
slimeballsteve
Oh, Rizzie will two-row remake, dude, that game's...
01:04:06
Brother Devon
No, I remember Resident Evil 2 remake, and I was screaming at people to play it at work, and they're like, they're like, what is I don't know, I heard it was OK.
01:04:09
slimeballsteve
That game's Rizz, that game's got Rizz.
01:04:14
Phantom Libtard
OK, so the most popular games in the 2020s.
01:04:14
Brother Devon
And I was like, I'm insane.
01:04:18
slimeballsteve
I think you need to start talking a little more like The Rock or LA Knight Devon to these people.
01:04:18
Phantom Libtard
Animal Crossing. Animal Crossing Doom Eternal. All right, Devin, tell me get it or no get it for the for these Animal Crossing.
01:04:27
Brother Devon
Me personally, don't get it.
01:04:29
Brother Devon
I don't get it.
01:04:30
Phantom Libtard
Doom Eternal.
01:04:30
Brother Devon
I tried. I tried. I get it.
01:04:32
Phantom Libtard
Doom Eternal.
01:04:33
Brother Devon
Yeah, I get it.
01:04:33
Phantom Libtard
Final Fantasy 7 remake.
01:04:33
Brother Devon
Why? that Yeah, I get it, baby. I get it.
01:04:38
Phantom Libtard
Last of Us Part Two.
01:04:40
Phantom Libtard
Ghost of Tsushima.
01:04:42
Brother Devon
Oh, I get it, baby.
01:04:43
Phantom Libtard
Fall Guys.
01:04:46
Brother Devon
i e I get it.
01:04:49
Phantom Libtard
How do you not get it? It's a fucking multiplayer game.
01:04:50
Brother Devon
No, no, but I get it.
01:04:51
Phantom Libtard
Like, how do you not get it, though?
01:04:51
Brother Devon
But it's like it's not popular anymore, right?
01:04:57
Brother Devon
I get it. I get it.
01:04:58
slimeballsteve
ah That one must've been grudging.
01:04:58
Phantom Libtard
So how do you yeah how do you get how do you get Hades?
01:05:00
slimeballsteve
Oh, I get it.
01:05:00
OZ CUMM
Now that one, I don't get.
01:05:01
Phantom Libtard
But you don't get but you don't get about you don't get Bellatro. I don't understand Genshin
01:05:04
OZ CUMM
I don't get Hades.
01:05:04
Brother Devon
Well, dude, Bellattro are they're totally different games.
01:05:10
Phantom Libtard
impact How Devin it's but it's booby it's booby anime Devin Genshin impact is booby anime waifu the game.
01:05:11
Brother Devon
I don't get it.
01:05:12
slimeballsteve
Dude, dude, Styn is playing Zendless Zone Zero right now.
01:05:19
Phantom Libtard
Like how do you not understand why people aren't into it?
01:05:20
Brother Devon
Yeah. No, you know why?
01:05:22
Phantom Libtard
Like I don't understand It's ridiculous to me
01:05:22
Brother Devon
Because it seems like it's a real video game, but then all the characters are interchangeable and I immediately I immediately lose interest.
01:05:27
Phantom Libtard
You lack empathy, Devin. You lack empathy. All right, it takes two.
01:05:34
Brother Devon
I didn't play it, so I don't know.
01:05:36
Phantom Libtard
Yeah, but like, you know what the game is.
01:05:36
slimeballsteve
That's the prison game. That's the prisoner game, right?
01:05:38
Brother Devon
No, no, it takes two is the it's the game about like your parents getting divorced.
01:05:40
Phantom Libtard
It's the two player game that got game that got game of the year, even though Bellatro won't get game of the year this year.
01:05:43
slimeballsteve
But that's the same guy, right? This name creator.
01:05:45
Brother Devon
Yeah, yeah, it's the same guy. Yeah. I guess.
01:05:49
Phantom Libtard
Get it or no?
01:05:51
slimeballsteve
You get Mario Kart.
01:05:53
Phantom Libtard
um What about Forza Horizon 5?
01:05:54
Brother Devon
I get Mario Kart.
01:05:55
Phantom Libtard
What about that game?
01:05:58
Brother Devon
I don't get it.
01:05:59
Phantom Libtard
How do you not get it? It's a fucking car game and people like to drive.
01:06:01
Brother Devon
Well, because I don't enjoy racing Sims.
01:06:04
Phantom Libtard
Yeah, but like just because you don't enjoy something doesn't mean that you can't listen.
01:06:06
Brother Devon
Well, i you're asking me the.
01:06:08
Phantom Libtard
Listen, then I listen. Listen to me, though. Like, listen to me just because you do personally don't enjoy it doesn't mean that you can't understand why other people enjoy it is what my point is.
01:06:17
Brother Devon
OK, well, like I get OK.
01:06:18
Phantom Libtard
Like, that's why I don't that's why I don't really understand how you don't get why people are into games like. Dark Souls, but like you but you get why people are in the ghost of Tsushima.
01:06:32
Phantom Libtard
it's like they're like they're very They're not the same game, obviously, but they're very similar paths, I would say.
01:06:36
Brother Devon
yeah Yeah Well, it's more no but that that but yeah here's the thing like I get why I get why people like Dark Souls I don't understand why I don't like it like I
01:06:40
Phantom Libtard
They both have fucking swords. They both have swords and you fight a bunch of ads in the game.
01:06:49
slimeballsteve
You don't, you don't see where like your.
01:06:50
Brother Devon
Yeah, like it's it's in it's so
Gaming Challenges and Mechanics
01:06:53
Brother Devon
frustrating to me, and I've talked about this a few times, but like i just I'm like, what you guys think is really great and fun about it, I just fucking think I hate it.
01:06:58
Phantom Libtard
You just don't you don't like really hard games. understand It's understandable.
01:07:01
slimeballsteve
I'm, I'm in that kind of boat when it comes to survival farm crafting games like that. Like I will throw my hat in for some.
01:07:09
Phantom Libtard
So that's that's that's Steve's.
01:07:12
Brother Devon
That's your Elden Wreath?
01:07:13
Phantom Libtard
Very the very fucking most niche fucking thing like and survival.
01:07:17
slimeballsteve
No, but like Stardew Valley, like Stardew Valley, I get why it's popular, but like when my little my my little like brain tries to go into it, I'm like, ah I could just be doing gardening outside.
01:07:19
Phantom Libtard
Yeah. yeah
01:07:28
Phantom Libtard
But it's just it's just a preference.
01:07:29
OZ CUMM
I don't, I don't understand.
01:07:30
Phantom Libtard
It's a preference thing.
01:07:31
OZ CUMM
I don't understand people like, I don't understand eighties.
01:07:31
Phantom Libtard
It's a preference thing.
01:07:32
slimeballsteve
Yeah, no, I get it.
01:07:35
OZ CUMM
I don't get that.
01:07:36
Phantom Libtard
You don't know why people are into it.
01:07:36
OZ CUMM
Why people like that. I don't know why people are into it.
01:07:38
Brother Devon
That's the only one of those types of games I really like actually, like that roguelite.
01:07:39
OZ CUMM
I don't know why. I don't, I don't like it. I don't go going back to it over and over again.
01:07:43
slimeballsteve
Like the, like the road base sort of thing of like just going through runs.
01:07:43
Phantom Libtard
Like for me, I understand.
01:07:48
OZ CUMM
Like I have no interest to do that. I just.
01:07:50
Phantom Libtard
I understand why people are into Marvel's Spider-Man 2, but I don't I could care. I could not. care less for that game.
01:08:00
OZ CUMM
I don't know that one in particular. And and the other one where you're a detective that I always forget the name of.
01:08:07
Phantom Libtard
Alan Wake.
01:08:08
OZ CUMM
No, no, it's good.
01:08:10
Brother Devon
Detective Pikachu Ace attorney there.
01:08:11
OZ CUMM
Where you're it's just like voice, it's just dialogue and you're you're it's like in the 70s. And it's really weird.
01:08:20
Brother Devon
Oh Shit we talked about that the other day yeah You know, what's funny is that's my that's my um
01:08:20
Phantom Libtard
right Oh, some people say that's like the greatest game.
01:08:21
slimeballsteve
Oh, oh, oh, yeah, yeah, Disco Elysium.
01:08:23
OZ CUMM
This I know that.
01:08:26
slimeballsteve
Dude, that name is so fucking wild.
01:08:28
Phantom Libtard
And so a lot of people say that's like the best game ever made.
01:08:28
OZ CUMM
I don't understand that.
01:08:31
Phantom Libtard
Like some people actually think that.
01:08:35
Brother Devon
That's my Baldur's Gate 3, John. I bought it and I've never played it.
01:08:39
Phantom Libtard
ah Disco Alicia.
01:08:40
OZ CUMM
I don't understand why people like it.
01:08:43
Phantom Libtard
Have you tried it, Chris? I haven't tried.
01:08:44
OZ CUMM
Yeah, I've tried it.
01:08:44
Phantom Libtard
I've never played.
01:08:45
Brother Devon
i remember I'm afraid to play it.
01:08:45
Phantom Libtard
I've never I've never even I never even played it.
01:08:47
OZ CUMM
I played it. I got so bored. I was just like, ah, fuck those. I'm done. I'm the can't.
01:08:51
Phantom Libtard
But a lot of it's just visual novel, like choose your own adventure type stuff, right?
01:08:51
slimeballsteve
Dude, I'm gonna sound like such a dummy, but like I played that like when it first came out and it, you know.
01:09:02
Phantom Libtard
I bought a t-shirt.
01:09:02
slimeballsteve
It was a game where it's a lot of reading.
01:09:03
Phantom Libtard
Bought a t-shirt.
01:09:04
slimeballsteve
It's a lot of reading. And like, I kind of fell off it real quick because it kind of like expects you to go around each scene and like take in all of its scenes.
01:09:12
OZ CUMM
It's so much bullshit.
01:09:13
slimeballsteve
And I'm like, I'm like, uh, and I know now it like, you know, they have like voiceovers and stuff, but I think it's just, you know, ah sometimes you just have to admit something's just not your flavor and there's other stuff out there that like, you know, is your flavor.
01:09:25
Brother Devon
yeah Yeah, it just it just sucks when it's like the most popular thing ever and you're like, I'm broke um broken.
01:09:26
OZ CUMM
It bored me to tears.
01:09:32
Brother Devon
I'm broken.
01:09:33
OZ CUMM
and all those All the Dishonored games, all of the types of those types of games, except for Thief.
01:09:33
slimeballsteve
Yeah, you do feel a little broken.
01:09:34
slimeballsteve
I get that.
01:09:41
OZ CUMM
I never, I don't get it. First-person, first-person stealth is stupid.
01:09:43
slimeballsteve
But the stealth gameplay.
01:09:45
Brother Devon
I hate first person stealth First person stealth is so stupid but
01:09:47
OZ CUMM
It's really dumb. Even in Fallout, like I like Fallout, but it's still dumb in that too. It's never done well. I don't know. Even Bethesda, they try to do it so much.
01:10:00
OZ CUMM
It's just stupid.
01:10:02
slimeballsteve
I think I need to be like prepped with stealth and like when you say like, you know, stealth, I think it's got to be third person.
01:10:08
Brother Devon
With those Deus Ex, the newer Deus Ex games, like what infuriated me is that game used every excuse it could to go into third person mode. And I was like, maybe, just fucking maybe you should've just made this a third person game.
01:10:23
Phantom Libtard
Days day sex.
01:10:24
Phantom Libtard
That's the game that a lot of people compare cyberpunk to and say cyberpunk should have been more like that game.
01:10:32
Brother Devon
Well, like the original Deus Ex was like,
01:10:32
Phantom Libtard
But I never played that game.
01:10:33
slimeballsteve
yeah Yeah, classic Deus Ex was.
01:10:35
Brother Devon
crazy like you could kind of just do anything.
01:10:40
OZ CUMM
Yeah, I mean it basically I will say a majority of JRPGs to
01:10:40
Phantom Libtard
Like cyber like cyberpunk.
01:10:44
Brother Devon
Yeah. I don't know. But yeah, I mean.
01:10:47
Phantom Libtard
I never I never played I never played Deus Ex.
01:10:49
Brother Devon
Yeah, to to put a button on on my comment is just like, yeah, I think Atlas is the new like I must something's wrong with me, I guess.
01:10:57
slimeballsteve
What ah what studios kind of live in that?
01:10:59
Phantom Libtard
What other Atlas games have you have you just disregarded though?
01:11:01
Brother Devon
ah Persona Persona five, I tried.
01:11:03
Phantom Libtard
Have you played Persona? I love Persona.
01:11:10
OZ CUMM
Like I, I like some of them, but.
01:11:13
Phantom Libtard
Chris, what what if I told you that out that Elden Ring is a JRPG?
01:11:13
slimeballsteve
Yeah, I'm with you on that Chris.
01:11:17
OZ CUMM
Well, that's what I mean. It's kind of hard to like, there's like, there's and there's a whole large, I'd say 80% swath of them.
01:11:18
Phantom Libtard
This is a Japanese role-playing game.
01:11:24
OZ CUMM
I almost was like, I could give a flying fuck.
01:11:26
Phantom Libtard
Well, I mean Final Fantasy VII falls into that.
01:11:27
OZ CUMM
Then there's 20%.
01:11:29
Phantom Libtard
Final Fantasy 7 falls into that category.
01:11:31
OZ CUMM
There's 20% where I'm like, I do really like them and I think they're great.
01:11:35
OZ CUMM
I, i maybe that's most genres.
01:11:38
Phantom Libtard
I think that yeah, I think j the JRPG genre, I mean, in my mind, it's a little dated now, like I think.
01:11:45
OZ CUMM
It's a little diluted too. It's like too much.
01:11:47
Phantom Libtard
It just feels like there's a lot, yeah, there's it's saturated, it's a saturated market now.
01:11:48
OZ CUMM
There's too many.
01:11:52
Brother Devon
Well, also, there's I think there's a clear difference between. Elden Ring JRPG, which is an RPG that is made by Japanese studio and like a JRPG like persona or like Yves four or whatever, like, like the crazy, like, you know, very, very Japanese.
01:12:07
OZ CUMM
Yeah, none of that stuff has ever interested me.
01:12:13
Brother Devon
ah Like, I think. And even to a point where I feel like some Japanese dads were are like kind of low key offended by the term JRPG. but it's also just like this kind of shorthand descriptor that we use for it. Because it's like, no, you say JRPG and you get a very clear idea of what that is, I think, pretty quickly. Where like, I wouldn't really think of Elden Ring as a JRPG, you know?
01:12:40
OZ CUMM
I'm sorry, Aaron Rodgers just threw a ball right at this guy's dick. That was so funny.
01:12:45
Brother Devon
Is he quickly becoming,
01:12:46
Phantom Libtard
Man, look at the thing I just posted and shit talk. It's real creepy.
01:12:50
OZ CUMM
I'm sorry guys, I'm so sorry. That was really funny though.
01:12:54
Brother Devon
Oh, I like it.
01:12:55
Phantom Libtard
It's really creepy, the thing that I saw.
01:12:57
Brother Devon
Yeah, they did this for the first movie. So John.
01:12:59
Phantom Libtard
Oh, they did the same thing?
01:13:00
Brother Devon
Yeah, John just posted a creepy smiling people has been spotted today versus ice man's game.
01:13:00
Phantom Libtard
That's weird.
01:13:07
Brother Devon
Yeah, they did this ah before.
01:13:09
OZ CUMM
Yeah, I remember this.
01:13:11
Phantom Libtard
that's weird Why did they do that?
01:13:12
Brother Devon
Yeah, well, because it works, dude.
01:13:15
Phantom Libtard
That doesn't make me want to see the movie, it just makes me, that's just weird, it's just creepy.
01:13:16
Brother Devon
Yeah, it does. Yeah. Come on. Let's see that creepy movie.
01:13:19
Brother Devon
you you see That creepy movie job. Yes. Smile one. I dig. I'm a smile guy.
01:13:27
OZ CUMM
From now on, John, whenever you see me, I'm going to be smiling like that.
01:13:33
OZ CUMM
With my head down, just looking at you at the top of my eyes.
01:13:38
slimeballsteve
He's just gonna be doing that. You're gonna be in your car, John, getting ready to go somewhere. He's just gonna be smiling outside of it. You're gonna jump and throw up all over the dashboard.
01:13:43
OZ CUMM
Hey, John, it's me. Cheeks Galani.
01:13:47
slimeballsteve
Oh no, not cheats.
01:13:48
Phantom Libtard
Cheeks the body.
01:13:50
slimeballsteve
That would be a fun horror persona for you.
01:13:55
slimeballsteve
Cheeks galani here.
01:13:56
Phantom Libtard
You just you're just but your head is just a butt cheeks.
01:13:59
OZ CUMM
Yeah, I got butt cheeks all over me.
01:14:01
Phantom Libtard
Our space.
01:14:03
OZ CUMM
On my back, on my front.
01:14:05
slimeballsteve
That ass got teeth.
01:14:14
OZ CUMM
All right, let's get let's get to what the the kids call current events here Some new Redemption an undead nightmare coming to PC in October 29th steam rockstar store e g s
01:14:19
slimeballsteve
Oh, current events. Ooh. a
01:14:40
slimeballsteve
We, so we summoned this. We, we made this come to life. We were talking about, uh, how you'd only play red dead redemption on, what was that? The 360, the PS3, and now the Nintendo switch.
01:14:51
slimeballsteve
And then the same week they just went, Oh yeah. Now you can play on PC.
01:14:55
Phantom Libtard
ah by the way it's all for pree
01:14:57
slimeballsteve
Oh, Oh, Hey, John, you could play it or for your computer too.
01:14:57
Brother Devon
BT Dubs, BT Dubs.
Red Dead Redemption and Adaptations
01:15:02
slimeballsteve
the bad guy.
01:15:02
OZ CUMM
boom land out competit that
01:15:06
Brother Devon
Hey, I'm I'm Reginald Ramon.
01:15:12
OZ CUMM
I got the red, red, red, red sugar.
01:15:12
Brother Devon
but me on a cup down
01:15:16
slimeballsteve
Blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah.
01:15:18
OZ CUMM
I'm dead nightmare to that one. That's a banger.
01:15:24
slimeballsteve
That's a banger, dude, that's a banger.
01:15:25
Phantom Libtard
yeah Is that is like how long does that take? Do you have to play the it's just completely removed like different.
01:15:30
Brother Devon
I don't, yeah, it's it's totally separate, right?
01:15:31
slimeballsteve
It's very short form.
01:15:33
Brother Devon
I think it kind of speed runs a little bit of the of the story of the first game, I guess, kind of.
01:15:33
slimeballsteve
Yeah, it's separate, it's its own story.
01:15:40
Phantom Libtard
But I should play the first game, like the whole game.
01:15:43
slimeballsteve
Uh, you could honestly jump into Undead Nightmare first.
01:15:46
Brother Devon
Considering you know how it ends, thanks to Chris.
01:15:48
slimeballsteve
I kind of forget though, it might, um, it might not give you, uh, it might not give you like a little tutorial for like how to play the game.
01:15:48
Phantom Libtard
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
01:15:56
Phantom Libtard
Now, I think I'll just play through the whole game.
01:15:56
slimeballsteve
I kind of forget.
01:15:59
slimeballsteve
That's fair.
01:15:59
slimeballsteve
That's fair. Undead Nightmare is a treat though. It's such a fun experience.
01:16:01
OZ CUMM
Yeah, that's a great game make six guys calm down all right
01:16:04
slimeballsteve
That's back when Rockstar did fun DLC.
01:16:07
Phantom Libtard
That's where Rockstar knew how to make games.
01:16:07
Brother Devon
ah Before they realized that if they just made it online, they would just make infinite money.
01:16:17
Brother Devon
They're making six.
01:16:18
slimeballsteve
Come on, don't you wanna buy shark cards, Chris?
01:16:20
OZ CUMM
I'm going to start everywhere in Grand Theft Auto six. It's probably going to be a function because they're going to have everything functioned out in some way where I could to do anything.
01:16:30
slimeballsteve
Dapper Galani's gonna roll up into my crib and just absolutely go nuts.
01:16:34
OZ CUMM
Spread my spread my cheeks on your face while you sleep.
01:16:35
slimeballsteve
Scarface style.
01:16:39
slimeballsteve
Cheeks Galani, nevermind. Cheeks Galani is the new persona.
01:16:40
Phantom Libtard
Cheeks, galanis.
01:16:42
slimeballsteve
Dude, Dapper Galani's done. Cheeks Galani is the new leader.
01:16:45
Phantom Libtard
Yeah, it's cheeks now.
01:16:47
slimeballsteve
Tell them Cheeks got a lot of attention.
01:16:47
Phantom Libtard
Cheeks, the fur. Cheeks, the fur, galani.
01:16:50
OZ CUMM
Uh, rub, rub my cheeks on you.
01:16:52
OZ CUMM
That's grand theft. Let us say that's going to be my grand theft auto six multiplayer experience.
01:16:57
slimeballsteve
What else we got?
01:16:58
OZ CUMM
So hope you guys are ready.
01:17:01
OZ CUMM
Coming into your house, Devin, your house.
01:17:02
Brother Devon
but We got a well, ah guys, remember how I said I watched Usabaki and I was like, oh, so good.
01:17:09
slimeballsteve
Yes, you you said you watched the first episode, right?
01:17:12
Brother Devon
Yeah, I said first episode, very good, very pretty, very gorgeous, very beautiful.
01:17:12
OZ CUMM
Very good. Very good. Very good.
01:17:15
OZ CUMM
Yeah. I liked it too.
01:17:17
Brother Devon
The rest of the show, not as pretty.
01:17:20
Phantom Libtard
Not as good.
01:17:20
Brother Devon
um So they famously ran out of money.
01:17:23
Phantom Libtard
Interesting.
01:17:26
Brother Devon
Yeah. um So, dude, dude, the drop in animation quality is insane.
01:17:27
slimeballsteve
No, on one episode they spent it all on one episode?
01:17:36
OZ CUMM
It's it's Looney Tunes-esque. It's the same backgrounds that don't move or they move across the same looking like it's and and the voices don't match up.
01:17:51
Brother Devon
Yeah, it's a and like, listen, it's the story is still good, you know, but it's o and really, it's a lot of people are like, what would happen?
01:17:53
OZ CUMM
Like it's bad dubbing.
01:18:02
Brother Devon
And the the producer, executive producer, Jason DeMarco kind of went on Twitter X Blue. He was on Blue Sky. Sorry. And he said he kind of explained sort of what happens. And I can't talk about what went down, but we were screwed over. The options were a not finishing air, nothing. Call it a loss. We just finish an air episode one and leave it incomplete or see run all four warts and all. And out of respect for the hard work done, we chose option C. And yeah, so unfortunately, that means the rest of the episodes are going to be equally
01:18:40
Brother Devon
Poor, I think, in quality.
01:18:42
OZ CUMM
it's a big old stk bomb boom
01:18:44
slimeballsteve
Dude, I'm watching some of the footage.
01:18:46
slimeballsteve
It looks bad.
01:18:49
Brother Devon
And unfortunately, it's like it's not the worst I've ever seen, like.
01:18:54
Brother Devon
I'll be honest, the the only time it I was like genuinely taken out in terms of bad quality, granted, I'm not the biggest anime watcher, but when the, I'm not, I'm not, compared to you guys, i'm I'm king anime, right?
01:19:07
Brother Devon
But you know, I'm no vicious myth, right?
01:19:08
Phantom Libtard
Did you watch Chainsaw man?
01:19:09
OZ CUMM
It's a big old stink bomb.
01:19:09
Brother Devon
But ah the I did, what's wrong with that?
01:19:11
OZ CUMM
Boom. It's janky.
01:19:15
Brother Devon
It's good art.
01:19:15
Phantom Libtard
I'm just saying.
01:19:16
Brother Devon
ah The Berserk show that came out after the Golden Age arc films That show very quickly ran out of money and that is very badly animated.
01:19:26
OZ CUMM
See, I think there's a difference.
01:19:27
Phantom Libtard
Sounds like.
01:19:28
OZ CUMM
There's a difference between a bad quality animation and a drop in quality animation.
01:19:35
OZ CUMM
You know, one is way more apparent and way less tolerated, you know?
01:19:41
slimeballsteve
This is the sad thing, because like his other Junji Ito's other anime that was on Netflix, I think it was called like Junji Ito's like scary collection or whatever it was called.
01:19:53
slimeballsteve
ah That was like the slam for looking awful, like bad animation.
01:19:58
slimeballsteve
So to hear that the first episode looked awesome. And now it's like back to like this like basic like 1960s Looney Tunes style looking stuff is.
01:20:10
OZ CUMM
It's kind of sad.
01:20:10
slimeballsteve
Kind of rough, kind of sad. Cause it's like, you know, his stuff is like, it relies on the details.
01:20:16
OZ CUMM
I mean, I'm looking at Uzumaki right now, right? I could see the book in my collection just in the outside spine. There's I don't know how you replicate that outside of being Junji Ito.
01:20:29
Brother Devon
Uh, apparently lots of money.
01:20:33
OZ CUMM
Yeah, you would need it. You would need that, right?
01:20:35
Brother Devon
and And apparently somebody said is too much money. I'm not doing this anymore.
01:20:39
OZ CUMM
He's he's I mean, the some of these pieces that he's making in these books. It's hard to replicate it, boys.
01:20:47
slimeballsteve
But then, but then freaking Cyberpunk comes out of nowhere. I was like, by the way, you're one of the best animators you'll ever see. Here you go, here's beautiful.
01:20:54
Brother Devon
Yeah. Well, Netflix.
01:20:55
OZ CUMM
Well, you know what Cyberpunk did? They didn't adapt the aesthetics of the game.
01:21:00
slimeballsteve
yeah you're kinda right, you're kinda right.
01:21:01
OZ CUMM
they If maybe not necessarily changed the aesthetic so much, but changed enough of it so you can not have to make it so painstakingly perfect like you did.
01:21:13
slimeballsteve
We need, like, a creep. We need, like, a studio that's, like, full of creeps, like, that do specifically Junji Ito-style anime.
01:21:23
OZ CUMM
Yeah, but they get arrested now.
01:21:25
slimeballsteve
No, no, I don't mean, like, that guy. I mean, like like, spooky, scary, like, we're doing, we're doing, like...
01:21:28
OZ CUMM
Oh, oh, oh. Steve, there's a lot of crossover with those two groups. I'm just saying.
01:21:34
slimeballsteve
Yeah, you're right, you're right, you're right.
01:21:36
OZ CUMM
I mean, Jujihito is an exception. He seems like a really nice person.
01:21:40
slimeballsteve
I love the comparisons between Junji Ito and um who's the guy who does a Miyazaki?
01:21:45
slimeballsteve
Yes. Where it's like Miyazaki does like all these like super duper friendly, like sunshine, happy stuff. But he's like, fuck the world. And then Junji Ito is doing like all this like awful horror that like is like faces melting and swirling.
01:22:01
slimeballsteve
And he's like, I love, I love kitties.
01:22:01
OZ CUMM
And he used to, he used to be a fucking dentist.
01:22:05
slimeballsteve
Dude, dealing with mouths all day.
01:22:07
OZ CUMM
He was probably like really happy, probably a good dentist.
01:22:07
slimeballsteve
That'll do it to you, man.
01:22:11
OZ CUMM
And he was like, and draw some fucked up shit, Devin, get some money.
01:22:16
Brother Devon
but What are you gonna do?
01:22:16
slimeballsteve
Dude, you have to reach into a mouth like for an entire day. Yeah, your brain's gonna melt.
01:22:24
OZ CUMM
I mean, yeah, me too.
01:22:24
slimeballsteve
I love Junji Ito. That's the thing. He he deserves to have some good anime versions of his stories.
01:22:32
OZ CUMM
And I think maybe not trying to copy him per like a hundred percent and doing something maybe aesthetically different would be better.
01:22:42
slimeballsteve
Yeah, you can't you can't do those details.
01:22:42
OZ CUMM
Just, just don't do live action.
01:22:46
slimeballsteve
I'm sorry. We watched we watched the Uzumaki movie.
01:22:51
Brother Devon
Zumaku Yeah, it's and again ep episode 2 was still good.
01:22:55
slimeballsteve
No. um Long story short, ah sorry, sorry everybody.
01:23:04
Brother Devon
It just didn't look good.
01:23:06
slimeballsteve
Does that mean it's gonna get worse?
01:23:08
slimeballsteve
Like is it gonna turn into like, just like them sliding a a person not moving around?
01:23:08
Brother Devon
I Don't know I think the quality is going to Yeah
01:23:14
OZ CUMM
Pucci went back to his home planet.
01:23:16
slimeballsteve
hip do do do to
01:23:22
Brother Devon
ah What are you going to do?
01:23:22
OZ CUMM
Yeah, well, what are you gonna do, Devin?
01:23:24
Brother Devon
Yeah, so well, ah Henry Cavill is apparently joining Amazon's Voltron movie, which I don't know about you guys, but this doesn't look like a space marine to me.
01:23:36
Brother Devon
So I don't like it.
01:23:37
slimeballsteve
What the fuck?
01:23:38
Brother Devon
What the fuck?
01:23:39
slimeballsteve
Henry Cavill?
01:23:39
Brother Devon
That's what I said.
01:23:40
Phantom Libtard
I thought he was just a reader on the Warhammer stuff.
01:23:43
Phantom Libtard
He just reads the stuff.
01:23:43
Brother Devon
Oh, he's he's literally like producing the space marine show.
01:23:45
OZ CUMM
I bet you every woman right now is you better not be just sitting in a little car all movie. He better be the robot. I want to see that beef.
01:23:55
slimeballsteve
That would be kind of, that'd be pretty silly if he was all painted up.
01:23:57
Phantom Libtard
Yeah, I want to see some big man of beef.
01:24:00
slimeballsteve
Just a shirtless man, just like painted.
01:24:01
Brother Devon
How's he going to fit in that, that robot tiger? I don't know.
01:24:05
OZ CUMM
He's going to get in there.
01:24:05
slimeballsteve
It's very big.
01:24:06
Phantom Libtard
So he's going to be the main dude, fucking what's his name?
01:24:08
Brother Devon
Apparently he's getting the red one.
01:24:09
Phantom Libtard
The Black Tiger.
01:24:11
slimeballsteve
Do you guys remember?
01:24:12
Brother Devon
You know that you guys know the name.
01:24:12
Phantom Libtard
No, the black ti the black tiger one is the main dude, right?
01:24:16
slimeballsteve
I think that's like the head, I think.
01:24:18
slimeballsteve
I don' i don't really know Voltron.
01:24:20
slimeballsteve
Do you guys remember when people thought Cloverfield was gonna be a Voltron movie?
01:24:26
slimeballsteve
There was a point where the the very first, okay, so keep in mind the very first Cloverfield trailer that came out on Transformers. Like that movie was tied to the very first Transformers movie. So if you saw Transformers, you saw that like the the Cloverfield trailer that was like just like the party and it didn't even give you the title of the movie. It just gave you the date of the movie's release. Do you remember that?
01:24:49
slimeballsteve
there' is a there's a scene in that There's a scene in that trailer where someone goes, I saw it!
01:24:50
Phantom Libtard
Sure, yeah That's
01:24:55
slimeballsteve
It's alive! But people thought he said, I saw it! It's a lion! And people were like, oh shit, they're doing Voltron? They're doing Voltron?
01:25:04
OZ CUMM
That's so stupid ah He's just a huge guy, he's just a huge guy
01:25:05
Phantom Libtard
awesome, like a huge Voltron guy Henry Cavill
01:25:05
slimeballsteve
It's so dumb. They've been waiting. People been waiting since that moment for this. Henry Cavill's been waiting.
01:25:16
Brother Devon
i He better not.
01:25:16
slimeballsteve
He's just a nerd. This guy's a nerd.
01:25:20
Brother Devon
It's a huge man who's a huge nerd.
01:25:20
slimeballsteve
Dude, i don't I don't, I don't, he needs to show us his muscles.
01:25:25
Brother Devon
What do you mean we see him?
01:25:25
slimeballsteve
Like he needs to like take off his shirt, show us, ah what if he's just wearing just a bunch of his little mini figs that he got from his Warhammer's collection inside of his stuff to make him look buff?
01:25:27
Phantom Libtard
Like that fan.
01:25:36
OZ CUMM
I personally think he's going to have to strip down and oil himself up just to get into one of those things.
01:25:42
slimeballsteve
I kinda wanna see him, I kinda wanna see him fat up.
01:25:43
OZ CUMM
So you got that. Oh, he's going to get fat.
01:25:46
Phantom Libtard
He's just a huge he's just a huge nerd.
01:25:49
slimeballsteve
He just, yeah, like like just embrace the life, dude.
01:25:52
slimeballsteve
You've made enough money.
01:25:54
Phantom Libtard
Like that, um it's like that famous photo of Vigo Morrison and Carl Urban buying a bunch of Gundams in Japan.
01:26:01
slimeballsteve
Ooh, that's a good one, that's a good one.
01:26:04
Phantom Libtard
I pull that up.
01:26:05
Brother Devon
I do you like that.
01:26:07
slimeballsteve
That was for Lord of the Rings, right?
01:26:08
Phantom Libtard
Like these dudes are just fucking nerds.
01:26:09
slimeballsteve
They were just like out buying some Gundams.
01:26:10
Phantom Libtard
I'm pretty sure. Pretty sure.
01:26:12
OZ CUMM
Everybody had to build a Gundam or the ring set. Didn't you watch the behind the scenes?
01:26:17
slimeballsteve
If you go to Japan, do you buy a Gundam?
01:26:17
Brother Devon
All 15 hours.
01:26:19
slimeballsteve
Like, do you have to?
01:26:20
OZ CUMM
Yeah, you have to.
01:26:21
Phantom Libtard
I think you have to, yeah, you have to.
01:26:21
Brother Devon
I feel like you're kind of. Yeah, it's like, uh, what are you doing there if you're not buying something like a Gundam there?
01:26:25
OZ CUMM
If you if you want to be a citizen.
01:26:29
OZ CUMM
Yeah, that's true. That is true. But if you need to be a citizen, a Japanese citizen, you have to build one Gundam, at least to the role.
01:26:35
slimeballsteve
One. Yeah.
01:26:40
Phantom Libtard
And like, do they even know what they're buying in the picture?
01:26:41
Brother Devon
Yeah. Black John's right. Superfang John is right. Blackline is the main, the leader of the Voltron squad.
01:26:47
Phantom Libtard
Yeah, but I think but I think the dude is the red. He wears the red suit that drives the black lion.
01:26:51
slimeballsteve
the This is just a photo of being Chris at 10 D back in the day.
01:26:58
Phantom Libtard
That's what this is.
01:26:59
slimeballsteve
the funny person in shit talk
01:27:01
Phantom Libtard
That photo that I posted of of Vigo and and Carl buying Gundams.
01:27:10
Phantom Libtard
It looks so happy.
01:27:10
OZ CUMM
yeah That's me and my bucket hat.
01:27:11
Phantom Libtard
Look how happy they look.
01:27:13
OZ CUMM
Basically, this is your place of bucket hat.
01:27:13
slimeballsteve
You remember when you still used to wear the, the Batman cowboy hat too.
01:27:17
OZ CUMM
Yeah, that's true.
01:27:22
slimeballsteve
Vigo doesn't look like he's into it, Carl kind of into it.
01:27:26
Brother Devon
Carl's like, no, I'd definitely probably super high right now.
01:27:27
Phantom Libtard
That's Judge Dredd right there, man.
01:27:29
slimeballsteve
That is. I'm curious about why they've got the the peace signs kind of like tied on. I wonder what activist thing they're doing. No, I guarantee you they were doing some sort of like activism in Japan based on like what they're wearing.
01:27:42
slimeballsteve
I guess so.
01:27:44
Brother Devon
They probably actives them.
01:27:44
Phantom Libtard
ah peace activism
01:27:45
slimeballsteve
ah Yeah, the active.
01:27:47
Brother Devon
Hey, let's stop killing people.
01:27:49
OZ CUMM
It was during that Godzilla attack that they wanted peace.
01:27:52
Brother Devon
They they were a team Godzilla.
01:27:55
OZ CUMM
They were team Godzilla.
01:27:56
Brother Devon
They, yeah, they heard he was at the freak offs and they're like, well, hold on.
01:27:57
OZ CUMM
Jesus Christ, Evan. Oh, no. We can't talk about people at the free cost, guys.
01:28:04
Brother Devon
Yeah, he's at the freak off, dude.
01:28:05
OZ CUMM
With too many, too many names to list. I'm sorry.
01:28:11
Phantom Libtard
Peace activism for me.
01:28:13
Brother Devon
Shin Godzilla was at the freak off common mistake. He's the one you'd expect though. Weirdo.
01:28:21
Brother Devon
Uh, Steve, do you know any more about this than I do? Uh, game freak reportedly hacked. They confirmed it's a lot of stuff came out.
01:28:29
slimeballsteve
So ah yeah, a bunch of stuff came out. um So there's, okay. So there's like the mundane stuff where it'll be like, um, one of the Pokemon, one of the starters was supposed to be different.
01:28:42
slimeballsteve
Um, instead of it being, um, not mud, it wasn't mudkip.
01:28:46
slimeballsteve
I think instead of mudkip, it was supposed to be like this like bunny rabbit with like an inner tube.
01:28:50
Brother Devon
Well, lock it down.
01:28:51
slimeballsteve
And so like people were, ah you know, people were like, Oh, that's fun. But then there was the stuff where they went, Oh, game freak. Y'all are a little nasty.
01:29:02
slimeballsteve
So supposedly
01:29:02
Brother Devon
Well, I heard something about this.
Pokemon Lore and Reception
01:29:05
slimeballsteve
for their upcoming new Legends game,
01:29:09
slimeballsteve
um there they're possibly leaning, and keep in mind, this is just, you know, we don't know if this is true or not. They're leaning into the fact that back in the day, and this might be official lore,
01:29:25
slimeballsteve
people were getting a little freaky with their Pokemon and making a little little hybrids. And they're thinking.
01:29:32
Phantom Libtard
like you would
01:29:34
Brother Devon
Like Pikachu with fucking an Eevee?
01:29:34
Phantom Libtard
they would make um like they would ah
01:29:39
slimeballsteve
I'm making a really disgusted face right now, guys, because I don't know how to word this properly.
01:29:42
OZ CUMM
Wait, are you talking?
01:29:45
Brother Devon
You word it.
01:29:45
slimeballsteve
They they're talking about. They're talking about doing some canon stuff where it's possible where they're kind of making hybrid Pokemon humans, but let's just say they're doing that with the science.
01:29:51
OZ CUMM
Fucking Humans fucking Pokemon
01:29:57
Brother Devon
Oh, oh, Pokemon humans?
01:29:59
Phantom Libtard
Like they would, like they would make them like they would.
01:30:00
slimeballsteve
They're, they're doing a thing where it's like back in the back. Yeah. They're basically the same humans were fucking Pokemon and unfortunate.
01:30:04
Brother Devon
Hold on. Hold on. How do I get? How do I get the Chris?
01:30:08
slimeballsteve
And, and it's making you think now you have to look at Pokemon in like, you know, the modern games, like back in the day where you'll be like, Oh, I'm a child. I'm playing a Pokemon game. They were like, well, no, back in the day, people used to fuck these.
01:30:18
slimeballsteve
And this is why, dude, no, but like, that's the thing.
01:30:19
Brother Devon
Now, dude. Now, dude. Cheeks Galani with fucking onyx.
01:30:22
slimeballsteve
That's the thing. Now, now, now you look at geo dude and you're like, Oh dude, those arms, that's a man's arms.
01:30:28
OZ CUMM
yeah that Steve, ah Sonic broke this taboo already. It's completely fine. He dated a woman.
01:30:35
Brother Devon
Yeah, but no, no, no, hold on. These are, this isn't like Sega got hacked and they found Sonic furry porn.
01:30:40
OZ CUMM
It's only you farted.
01:30:41
Brother Devon
Like they literally, they literally found this weird shit in the game.
01:30:43
slimeballsteve
They said, they're like... the Yeah, they they that's why they're called Game Freak.
01:30:46
Brother Devon
Freak is now a very, yeah, it was very appropriate.
01:30:50
OZ CUMM
oh Oh, I get it now.
01:30:52
slimeballsteve
Yeah, but like, that's the thing. It's like, now now now when you look at a Pokemon, you're like, hmm, is some of that Pokemon human?
01:31:00
slimeballsteve
Is that how they evolved? Is this what we did to them?
01:31:02
OZ CUMM
ah Hello, my name's Carl Pikachu. How are you doing today?
01:31:06
slimeballsteve
God damn it, Carl Pikachu, I'm doing fine, how are you?
01:31:09
OZ CUMM
Oh, excuse me. I'm a little ah electric. Just let me get the...
01:31:12
Brother Devon
Oh, I didn't know what a ditto was that a ditto I see.
01:31:13
slimeballsteve
Yeah, you... You are... Oh, god damn it.
01:31:17
slimeballsteve
You know, hey, how you doing?
01:31:19
slimeballsteve
Hey, can you guys hit the- can you guys hit the fifth floor button on the elevator?
01:31:23
OZ CUMM
No, let me get that.
01:31:25
Brother Devon
Oh, no. Is that a cloth fairy I smell?
01:31:30
slimeballsteve
Alright, you game freaks!
01:31:33
Brother Devon
Well, we also found out the code name for the switch to.
01:31:33
slimeballsteve
Alright, but you know...
01:31:37
slimeballsteve
We did...ounce?
01:31:38
Brother Devon
Called ounce.
01:31:41
Brother Devon
That's, that's ounce ounces.
01:31:44
OZ CUMM
I like that better.
01:31:45
slimeballsteve
Mm. Mm. Mm.
01:31:45
Brother Devon
No, that's this is the ounce.
01:31:47
slimeballsteve
Also, uh, Detective Pikachu movie sequel.
01:31:50
Phantom Libtard
Is it like is it like a code name like it's not going to be the name like the revolution and the dolphin?
01:31:53
Brother Devon
Yeah. Yeah. Like dolphin.
01:31:56
Brother Devon
Yeah. The ounce ounce.
01:31:57
Phantom Libtard
Bounce or ounce?
01:31:59
Brother Devon
Like, like the, the measurement of weight ounce.
01:32:01
slimeballsteve
It's lame.
01:32:03
Phantom Libtard
That's a weird.
01:32:03
Brother Devon
Yo, man. I'm not fucking.
01:32:05
Phantom Libtard
That's freaky man, what are they doing over in Nintendo?
01:32:08
slimeballsteve
Maybe it only weighs an ounce. I'm like, dude, this shit is light.
01:32:13
Brother Devon
yeah Yeah, so ah code names are two versions of 10th Gen Pokemon games, K and N.
01:32:24
Brother Devon
Who was that? Who would speak up? Yeah, that's what I thought.
01:32:29
slimeballsteve
It's a goddamn ghost.
01:32:31
Brother Devon
God damn goes, he's burping.
01:32:33
Brother Devon
ah Pokemon codenames Synapse was reportedly mentioned, co-developed by another studio, probably Power World.
01:32:44
Brother Devon
Some sort of Pokemon MMO.
01:32:47
slimeballsteve
No one cares.
01:32:47
Brother Devon
Yeah, they were going to make they were making all these.
01:32:48
slimeballsteve
No one cares. The rest of the stuff is going to suck.
01:32:50
Brother Devon
Yeah. Has Pokemon even been good lately?
01:32:54
slimeballsteve
um They don't have to be good.
01:32:57
Brother Devon
I know, but like.
01:32:57
slimeballsteve
that's That's the weird thing. So like 2022, they put out two games that year. They put out the first Legends game, which was Pokemon Legends Arceus. And that game was actually really good.
01:33:07
slimeballsteve
and That was a Pokemon game styled to be kind of a little more Breath of the Wildy.
01:33:11
Phantom Libtard
I was like Red Dead. It was Red Dead Pokemon.
01:33:13
slimeballsteve
It was Red Dead Pokemon. It took place in like feudal Pokemon lands and stuff. And like you were essentially like...
01:33:18
OZ CUMM
but you can't fuck them, huh, Steve?
01:33:18
Brother Devon
I remember that. Yeah.
01:33:19
Phantom Libtard
and they could get they could give you a bath your pokemon can give you a bath if you wanted to
01:33:24
Brother Devon
You jigglypuff.
01:33:26
slimeballsteve
That's what they won. That's what Game Freak wants.
01:33:27
Phantom Libtard
ah a gavere
01:33:29
slimeballsteve
That's not a joke.
01:33:29
OZ CUMM
You know what? Maybe the slippery slope you're talking about is actually a rainbow bridge. It'll take us to Valhalla. All right, Steve. So why don't we drop it and
01:33:39
slimeballsteve
You right, you right. This might be a future generations ah Jessica Rabbit or something. I don't know.
01:33:49
Phantom Libtard
Guys, low tier god hates Silent Hill 2.
01:33:52
OZ CUMM
ah That makes sense.
01:33:54
slimeballsteve
That's fair, that's fair.
01:33:54
OZ CUMM
He's pretty stupid
01:33:54
Phantom Libtard
He's calling it Silent silent Mid 2, Devin.
01:33:58
Phantom Libtard
That's what low tier god is calling it. so he's du tim He's basically Tim.
01:34:01
Brother Devon
ah How can he ban? How could that ask me?
01:34:04
Phantom Libtard
He's basically Tim.
01:34:07
Brother Devon
I don't always thought there's a lot of crossover between Tim and low to your God.
01:34:10
Phantom Libtard
but di low tear
01:34:10
slimeballsteve
I've never seen them in the same room.
01:34:13
Phantom Libtard
That's true.
01:34:13
slimeballsteve
load Yeah, can we start calling them low Tim God?
01:34:15
Phantom Libtard
No, we can't.
01:34:17
Brother Devon
I will change his name right now.
01:34:19
slimeballsteve
Low Tim God.
01:34:19
Brother Devon
Hello, Tim God.
01:34:22
Phantom Libtard
No, Tim. God.
01:34:26
Brother Devon
Gah, get that ass banned.
01:34:27
OZ CUMM
I think they both pee, I think they both, I think they both pee in gallon jugs, so it does check out.
01:34:28
Brother Devon
Oh, you like Silent Hill too? Get that ass banned.
01:34:33
slimeballsteve
No, do Tim. Geez.
01:34:44
Brother Devon
Oh no, it's definitely gonna happen. I think that's it though.
01:34:50
OZ CUMM
That's it, that's it.
01:34:50
Brother Devon
Not a lot, not a lot going on.
01:34:50
slimeballsteve
Yeah. Alarm, oh, Nintendo announced an alarm clock.
01:34:54
Brother Devon
Oh yeah, Steve.
01:34:54
Phantom Libtard
Interesting yeah, what do you how do you feel about that Steve?
01:34:56
Brother Devon
Yeah, those you would never buy anything like that, right, Steve?
01:34:59
Phantom Libtard
Yeah Nintendo thong for men Called thongo it's called on go and it's a hundred dollars Yeah, and when you put your thong go on you hear Mario.
01:35:04
slimeballsteve
I'll have a full report when I get it.
01:35:06
slimeballsteve
I have a full report when I get it. Fongo?
01:35:13
Phantom Libtard
You hear Mario?
01:35:14
slimeballsteve
Guys, bought Fongo, guys.
01:35:15
slimeballsteve
I'm sorry, guys.
01:35:16
Brother Devon
oh how much was that song go, dude?
01:35:17
slimeballsteve
I bought $100.
01:35:19
Brother Devon
on your da Yeah, okay.
01:35:19
Phantom Libtard
Hundred dollars hundred dollars
01:35:22
slimeballsteve
dollars Yeah, what Thongo or the actual thing?
01:35:25
Phantom Libtard
uh when yeah when when the thought yeah
01:35:27
OZ CUMM
Fungo. No, no, we're talking about Fungo right now.
01:35:27
slimeballsteve
Oh Thongo is you get to choose what uh, what character shit stains in the back of it.
01:35:36
slimeballsteve
I Got Waluigi's
01:35:38
Brother Devon
Oh, you got Waluigi streak marks, dude.
01:35:39
OZ CUMM
oh man. Possibly the worst.
01:35:44
slimeballsteve
Mario Waluigi, which one's a grocery?
01:35:47
Brother Devon
Oh, no, Wario.
01:35:50
slimeballsteve
Waluigi, I don't know his diet. He's a he's a mystery.
01:35:53
OZ CUMM
onions fucking Wario eats onions It's raw fucking onions eats more whole like an animal ah That's in the cannon somewhere and the the no cannon Wario loves like food loves onions shit
01:35:55
slimeballsteve
Wario, yeah, Wario's onions. oh Probably eat shit.
01:36:14
slimeballsteve
Nintendo ninten is gonna get hacked and their freaky stuff's gonna come out too.
01:36:19
OZ CUMM
He eats shit. Everybody knows he eats shit. Like that's the conversations they're having right now.
01:36:23
slimeballsteve
Look at him, look at him.
01:36:25
OZ CUMM
Why could he not? I mean, we're implying it nonstop.
01:36:32
OZ CUMM
But so does Luigi. I think that's where the bombshell is.
01:36:34
slimeballsteve
No, no. These two are constantly shitting in each other's mouths. ah ah But yeah, I bought $100 alarm clock because I'm a Nintendo idiot.
01:36:47
OZ CUMM
There it is. I'm not gonna say it.
01:36:51
Brother Devon
You make me sick you make me sick to my stomach can I can I just tell you I just found out Tim and I aren't friends on discord it's fucked up
01:36:54
slimeballsteve
Yeah, you know what? Well, when I'm waking up to the Legend of Zelda music, like a normal person could with, the you know, modern devices.
01:37:03
OZ CUMM
Yeah, you can do that with your phone, right?
01:37:05
slimeballsteve
Yeah, you could do that with everything though.
01:37:06
Phantom Libtard
Alarm, oh.
01:37:12
OZ CUMM
That makes a lot of sense.
01:37:13
slimeballsteve
Ooh, you know what?
01:37:14
slimeballsteve
That makes sense. That makes sense.
01:37:17
Phantom Libtard
And my friends with Tim on this, group I feel like a lot of my.
01:37:19
Brother Devon
yeah Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Rage. I'm all Steve. 1990 heaven.
01:37:23
Phantom Libtard
I don't think I'm friends with my.
01:37:24
Brother Devon
S S J blue Waldo. Stan rain.
01:37:26
Phantom Libtard
My friends with Tim.
01:37:27
Brother Devon
Call me Ted.
01:37:28
OZ CUMM
i friends with you?
01:37:28
Brother Devon
He's friends with Paul three times case.
01:37:29
Phantom Libtard
I am friends with him.
01:37:32
slimeballsteve
Have you ever sent him a message over Discord?
01:37:32
Phantom Libtard
Yeah, we're at fake ball.
01:37:34
Brother Devon
I don't know. I used to assume we'd be friends because we're friends.
01:37:36
slimeballsteve
man you why't you send Hey, you know what that means? That means that halfway you didn't meet him there.
01:37:42
Brother Devon
Hey, all I'm saying is I didn't, I didn't get a friend request.
01:37:42
slimeballsteve
Maybe you should be the one that extends the hand over the bridge.
01:37:47
slimeballsteve
Yeah, but he didn't get one either.
01:37:48
OZ CUMM
i Don't think I'm friends with you on here. Am I way you're you're on here you're you're in my friend group I see but I Don't have John.
01:37:51
Brother Devon
What the fuck?
01:37:52
slimeballsteve
Whoa, Devin.
01:37:53
Brother Devon
Well, I'm about to break up with you all.
01:37:53
Phantom Libtard
Oh, David, you better look up Cheeks Galani right now, Chris Galantu.
01:37:59
Phantom Libtard
You better friend Chris Galantu.
01:37:59
Brother Devon
Yeah. Et tu, galantu. Oh my God.
01:38:03
Phantom Libtard
Am I friends with them? Let me see this shit. I feel like a lot of people I talk to in the Discord, I'm not even friends.
01:38:09
Phantom Libtard
Yeah, I'm not friends.
01:38:09
OZ CUMM
I don't have John in here.
01:38:10
slimeballsteve
Whoa, guys, come on.
01:38:11
Phantom Libtard
I'm not friends with everybody on on on Discord, because it's not really a DM thing for me.
01:38:18
Phantom Libtard
I usually just talk to...
01:38:19
slimeballsteve
He just sends a text.
01:38:23
OZ CUMM
Yeah, that's weird. It's only, it's weird how few people I'm friends Steve Devin moon is all.
01:38:27
slimeballsteve
You know what? It makes me feel honored that I am a friend with you, though.
01:38:38
Phantom Libtard
Who's that?
01:38:39
slimeballsteve
Uh, moon is all that is.
01:38:44
Phantom Libtard
Oh, that's Sam, I think, right?
01:38:47
OZ CUMM
I think that makes sense when we were COVID ding and role-playing.
01:38:48
slimeballsteve
Yes. Yes. Yes.
01:38:51
OZ CUMM
Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Okay. Okay, this all checks out, guys.
01:38:54
Brother Devon
Okay, okay, okay.
01:38:56
Phantom Libtard
Bar, bar, bar, bar, bar, bar, bar, bar, bar.
01:38:57
OZ CUMM
That's the right thats that's a right amount of friends to have.
01:39:01
Phantom Libtard
Six, yeah.
01:39:02
slimeballsteve
Dang dude.
01:39:03
Brother Devon
ah Six friends.
01:39:04
slimeballsteve
Galani is gone.
01:39:05
slimeballsteve
He's doing the Myspace thing. He's got the top five.
01:39:08
OZ CUMM
That's all that matters, baby.
01:39:11
OZ CUMM
Top five is the only one people look at that.
01:39:13
slimeballsteve
Chris and I got in an argument over a movie last week and he knocked me down his top five.
01:39:20
slimeballsteve
He said Gremlins 2 is better than Gremlins 1.
01:39:20
Phantom Libtard
Come on, bro.
01:39:23
Phantom Libtard
Come on, bro.
01:39:25
slimeballsteve
It is. You're right.
01:39:28
Phantom Libtard
Come on, brab guy.
01:39:29
slimeballsteve
I love how you said that.
01:39:30
OZ CUMM
This is not a bit.
01:39:31
slimeballsteve
It is! i yeah
01:39:36
Brother Devon
Subjectively, the better film.
01:39:40
Brother Devon
All of that is in the movie.
01:39:42
slimeballsteve
All right, does anybody want to say anything controversial before we go?
01:39:47
Brother Devon
Well, i you know what? I take offense that you immediately throw it to me.
01:39:52
OZ CUMM
You hate every video game except like three, so you could say a lot of controversial things.
01:39:53
Brother Devon
I know. I know. um No, I don't. I think I'm all out. I'm all out, guys.
01:40:04
OZ CUMM
I can't, I have nothing.
01:40:06
OZ CUMM
I'm not a controversial person.
01:40:06
Brother Devon
I win. I went on like a five minute Brussels sprout rant, but that's unnecessary.
01:40:11
Phantom Libtard
What's wrong with Brussels sprouts?
01:40:12
Brother Devon
They insist upon themselves.
01:40:14
OZ CUMM
Ah, Jesus Christ.
01:40:16
Brother Devon
They're too big.
01:40:17
OZ CUMM
Yeah, let's end on that.
01:40:18
Brother Devon
Yeah, you're saying you.
01:40:22
OZ CUMM
Yeah, yeah, I'm I'm also terrified ghost chill Terrifier series be there His
01:40:23
Brother Devon
You asked for this, Chris.
01:40:27
slimeballsteve
yeah All right. Well, we will be next ah back next week. Are the clowns going to be there? I hear.
01:40:39
OZ CUMM
name's fart but Oh, I would be honored I would be fucking honored
01:40:39
Phantom Libtard
Oh, man, that means that means my son might be there because he loves art, the clown.
01:40:45
Brother Devon
Dude, your child is a demon, man.
01:40:49
slimeballsteve
Oh, so I'm seeing I'm seeing that your your son loves coarse fried, right?
01:40:49
Phantom Libtard
He's a sicko, dude, told you.
01:40:54
Brother Devon
Yeah, dude, what's going on with this, dude?
01:40:55
Phantom Libtard
Yeah, he's he's in the corpse.
01:40:57
slimeballsteve
That's why Beetlejuice Beetlejuice popped up on Amazon.
01:41:00
Brother Devon
Uh, yo, he's right.
01:41:01
slimeballsteve
That's why.
01:41:03
Phantom Libtard
Why is that or that is there a connection?
01:41:05
slimeballsteve
Mm-hmm, Jimmy Bee.
01:41:05
Brother Devon
Well, Tim Burton directing.
01:41:06
OZ CUMM
Sure, Tim Burton, dark film about weddings.
01:41:11
Brother Devon
Well, I mean, like, yeah, if like you watched Corf Bride, it was probably like, you'll also like this other Tim Burton movie.
01:41:18
slimeballsteve
I mean, there isn't there a character in Beetlejuice Beetlejuice called the Corpse Bride?
01:41:21
OZ CUMM
I think so. Monica Belucci, right?
01:41:25
Brother Devon
Yeah. Oh, my God, dude.
01:41:27
Phantom Libtard
Oh, is she a corpse bride?
01:41:29
Brother Devon
She's Beetlejuice's bride, who was also a corpse.
01:41:32
OZ CUMM
See? Tim Burton wants to marry a corpse.
01:41:33
Phantom Libtard
She's a hottie-tottie.
01:41:36
Brother Devon
And I think an American horror story character has more of a backstory than her. Yeah, that's how bad it is, bro.
01:41:43
OZ CUMM
yeah um Get him, yeah seven get Get him, Devin.
01:41:45
Phantom Libtard
Get him, David.
01:41:46
Phantom Libtard
Sick him. Sick him, boy. Sick him, boy.
01:41:49
OZ CUMM
Wipe the blood out of your mouth. Tim Burton, he's all he's a national treasure. All right, I'm done.
01:41:56
OZ CUMM
I'm gonna go to bed.
01:41:56
Phantom Libtard
Second boys.
01:41:56
Brother Devon
Hey, Ryan Murphy, your move buddy.
01:42:01
OZ CUMM
Good night, everyone.
01:42:02
OZ CUMM
Good night, ghost.
01:42:02
Brother Devon
Got him. Good.